The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-08-21
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hrs escape il.ost bovevss. lst Der bat.
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good issss fcs yessg pkyssciss vhen
.ritAss ,ss psiisss 10 sisn hissslt. Years
iiil death
la Clscinss,i there u soda feustsis
called "kliGEsfd I, 10 prsb4sly 90
called tecssss ~ many mss have ssss
,slssd BY a.
Thtrs w great deal 81 billing asd
cpoiss soins GA u The seaside. The pris.
cipsl psi, " ID. bsliiss |. bsiss done W
I've hotel Keeper
-~Ibers ~ islk vi srsssisiss . oies 10
Csnsas oon possi ~ Ansiiess bsnher
osiy ,hcss uho have sisles over . million
.lll y, eligible isr msmssrship.
David ihsagkt be vss soiss big
sAirs .bsn he allow the giant Gsli.L uiih
ssliss That. nothing The modern
.ilrg, " A~e,icsa gin. hs killed liz
ihousanJ.
- poser Nelly regarding . bust on
sp.destsl: ''oh. ~Lsi dear little boyT
Grasdp. That sas me whom VA your
.ss. Molly" Molly --"Aad uLs 10 II
ls., sfsndp.f"
-"oa. saslans. msmmsi' said little
sifl III. osh.f day. - sAs say . chicken
wiihpni say fss'Lsn 10 iis tail, ''see dat
ols Lsni she has los, the ribbons out Of
L.r psissoise 7
--'r,s nov shs tiSs vksp the lovely
fnsides II the seaside limps sbost with
pair Of nuuber ESQ shoes on sumber three
fusi aud tells kou she CIT bsr fact on
Lornd shell While bathing.
= Highland preacher tsncitsdly rebuk-
isg tho erriDgl -''Ysu are on your way 10
ths boltonlsss pit. and II zen don't take
car. srd stop short. you'll 90 dovs and
dosp lill you reach the very hoitoml
Brook troat somssimss show great
patience ssi curiosity. They have been
knova 10 watch fisherman oil day to see
what he will hnally de with the grssshsp-
per Lsis bobbing up and down on the end
VI sttiag.
Amos Cummings who las been talking |
with the rescued Arctic explorers. says
there is no danger Of any city mau's starv-
lag 10 long as bis wife has . .seslskin
.scqus to bs cut mp and s,ewed in an
emergency.
first old gsntlemsn j. that
handsome ysung man standing theref"
Second ditto That's my dsus Lter's hus.
bsDd; very brilliant young msnhe made
a fortune through the Law" First o. E.
"Inassdi'' Second o. g. Yes; the law
made me his father"
mo. George, cannot marry you. for
your are rich aud am poor. aud will
never ut /, be said married for money"
"Haye DO fear. darling" said he, "ths
summer is not half over yet, ssd il your
appetite Tor Toe cream holds out shall be
poor man by fall
--"Ah. my dear Miss Ansis. how do
you like the cut Of my hAiahf" drawlsd
tsni .pspered young blood 10 . bright
Western girl. well, Mr.. Witlsss. really,
nov, since you ask me, I'll tell you that
while don't always like such short hair,
in your case do like Il. for il il 30 nicely
cut 10 match Il don't quite csmprs.
bend Miss Annie. Match whsti" "Ycur
brains. OF course.
do you call that Is pounds Of ice.
you miserable cheatf" exclaimed the city
customer OF the iceman. 1--WE . good
mind 10 make you eat II. sir. every bit Of
H." 4 lev minutes later ~ customer
looked into tho basement for his ice.
what has the seoundrel done With The
icsy' he asked the cock. lie ate il sor.
replied the domestic. Thsn The city Gus
to.sr regretted that he hsl been 80 hasty,
for II Wa . warm day.
The New York SIN overheard an inter.
ssting Conversation between . couple that
were engaged. He conplAissd that she
wouldn't lot him kiss her. II an very
sorry. my dear" she said, but 1 don't
think il proper for lady TO permit gen
tlemas 10 kiss her uatil after they are
married" Most yousg ladies sllsw Their
int.aaed husbands 70 kiss them" argued
George 4 taow they DO, but sever
did and never will"
She Was putting on more airs than
~hirlwind. and when she entered the
church the rustle Of her drs,s attracted
tbs attention o. all ~oisLippers present
She -. snsied by oil the females when
little hoy 10 = rear pew shouted: Low
bridget Then she duckei. The urchin
had formerly driven TOW horse for her
fathers canal boa. aud knew how to take
her down a peg Thes the liils boy was
blessed by every Jealous maiden there.
A lad 10 the English school on being
sskei sLs Moses YES. replied "He vas
an Lstp,ian. lie lived 10 "a bark made
Of lailrn.t.es. and be kept golden cali.
and sar.hipei trsiz.s snakes. aud he bet
ss.hi,x hui qusl.s and nsbpsr for forty
years He .ss hort b, the air Of bis u
~hil~ riiins naJ-r boz 81 . tree and L~
va klliri ~ his osn son Ahslom ~ be
y. ha.siag from the bow. His end vas
pirre
H. .ss ssuug lawyer aud ass fe-
H. uas TX, p,sil-a speech. Like mosi