The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1884-12-25
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

All sorts or Paragraphs.
"Mama." asked little Carrie ;ona
| day, "can you tell me what part of heay.
| en- people live In who are good, but not
agreeabie7"
New servant: ooh, if you haven't
any children can't come, because when.
ever anything 10 broken there will Be
| nobody to blame 1t on but me-"
- If little powdered sugar Is mixed
| with pepper and salt aud is scattered
over pork steak while it is cooking il viii
give an agreeable flavor and will lessen
the purely greasy taste 10 objectionable
to most people.
A sample of American cheese In
London, says the Orange County Farmer.
proved to contain neither milk nor anv
Of its derivations. It came from New
York State, and was composed principal.
ly of lard and cnloring matter. II,
--;"Mamma," said little boy to. his
mother, the other day, "let me SOC YOU
break Maud SIS record; will YOU PH
What DO you mean ?" asked the mother.
why" said the boy, innocently, aPapa
says you can talk faster than horse can
trot."
A Baltimore paper says that ci,v
alone put up the past season l4.d00. .O0tl
cans Of peaches, 100000 cans OF peas.
10000 cans of string beans, 100000
cana of pears, 3,000,0 600 cans of tomatoes
and 100000 cans of fruits and other
vegetables.
= The Mississippi Valley produces
l8b 900 tons of cotton seed, one. fourth Of
which IL marketed in Memphis, much
of it being shipped In crude state, from
that point 10 Italy, whence 1t is returned
TO this country in the shape of "pure
olive OIL"
Four colored children were burned 10
death In Orangeburg County one night
last week. Their mother went Off visit
ing and locked them up in the house:
When she returned home her four chill.
dren were mouldering corpses and her
house was in ashes.
A French widow took on dreadfnllv
at tho funeral of her husband. "Why.
madame" eaid her maid, "you hated him
so while living ! do not see why You
should be 30 demonstrative now that he
Is dead" "Why, Lizette, don't hate
him half 80 much now as I did"
= A gentleman was congratulatinp a
friend, the other day, on his recent mar
riage:: Yes" sail the latter, thanking
him for his pleasant words, eff you mar.
ry and get the right one, there is moth.
lug like IL; and If you don't get the right
one, suppose there is nothing like It."
AT the recent Baptist State Conyen.
ton the interest in the Furman Univer.
| sity was more general and hearty than
ever before, and ell the indications
promised eucceas for the plan Of increas.
Ing the endowment of $4,000 year for
i've years: There 10 hardly doubt that
the frut $4,000 for this year will be
secured. The University Ia now in n
promising condition. -
- -, Recently the tomb of Edward III,
10 Westminster Abbey, was opened, and
the body Of "Longshf lks," as he was
called, was found ia o remarkable good
state Of preservation. The fleah az the
face had turned to q yellow powder. blt
the part in this hair was still .hers' and
the shape and the form of the BODY re-.
msined intact. Around the head IyAs O
narrow stlver band, on which was en-.
graved his name. The remains were
placed in the tomb 600 years ago. q. p
- TaU Austin gentlemen, Colonei
Yerger and Sam Bass, were talking about
tho comparative Intelligence of animals.
II think that horse is the most intelli.
| M .S .. ASu So,vnst tefBefs
ahrewdest and amaI,ast ,,,sia ne aa;. 70; = InS
know Of T. has q wondars,i 1o,Iaa =
discr;mi,ation. The rat panar poMel aoss aa oa
20 a stora bv nibbIino a. psasnha. s9t1 ...;1 nt1
evervthine ia ir,sured for ,,,nsa aSs,, nnst, =.
value. A rat who is 10 that line OF bus.
AGENT with siStv annca hro;n a,,S ts;.e,
vears' exneriencs = T.ro. Syf;na. ~" .al sni'syz
-, .Vs.'s'ss II E. ~
- The fast passenger train on .ssha Air
Line road, which lett this city sea;srday
afternoon tof Atlantis, run doWa and
Eilied little white child nef. Blacks
station, Section Master Hardin was at
work on the opposite side of; the track.
from his house, and though he was aware
OF tho approach OF the train, he did not
know bis little child was running toward
whefe he was working. It's course led
directly across the railroad truck, and the
child stepped upon the track just in time
to be knocked into the air by the engine.
The engineer had no time to do anything
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