Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-05-03
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 The fluid he craves is known as 'frumeutum,' ! And my name lt the bottom will tal you who
 sent hlul.
 The letters ,'g- s-,'' to be very explicit,
 ls medical dodge and means ouantum sufficit. l But 1T for a faithful translation you pray for,
 lt Is simply thIs-glve him all he can pay for
 Ills case is severe, go please don't refuse it;
 he g 3 member ot church and knows how Co use
 Please dou'tfalto to honor this, my first requisi-
 ton.
 For Tn sound on the goose, and an old school
 h.sician- JOSEs. M. D.
 A strong man-One who can carry a State.
 He w;s a sad, wicked wag who de- clared the ballet girls skirt knee plus ultra"
 St. Louis has missed all the conven- lions, and now retaliates by getting up dog show.
 It is said that the Chinese giant ! speaks eight languages. He's not tall | ignorant
 An Ohio girl with IS toes was born re- | gently. She ought to make a good all | toe singer. Society Is very queer. The people most sought after are those who do not pay their debts. 1 Japanese soldiers carry fans. These weapOEs are probably used only in the | hottest of the fight. When a maiden takes her tatting to sewing circle sle expects to meet with others who will tat-too.
 This is the prop-her position" said the young man as he placed his arm around a maiden's waist. ,--r-.Ir.g ae ,-,r,- -,IIv- after all Is k the spoon that makes the greatest stir in the world.
 The first thing that the Puritans did here was to fall on their knees; the next was to fall upon tho GbOrigInes. "Are those pure cauariesy' "Yes, sir" said the dealer. "I raised them ere birds from canary seed myself
 "Man 0ver-boredT exclaimed the of fee boy as hIs boss vainly endeavored to refute the argument of book agent.
 To deacon caught by his minister coming out If a saloon there is nothing so consolinR as a sign, Hot Beef Tea OH the saloon window.
 \ Massachusetts paper says that all Texas citizens wear their hats over their ears. How do you suppose they would look it they wore them under their ears!
 I'm a man of a few words" said Jones during a quarrel with Brown. T know that" was the quick response. "Your wife won't allow you to talk back"
 ''No," said F1shins, q don't think shall ever try tO jOIn the Masons. It's zoo dangerous "Dangerousl How?" "Oh, you see we hear about so many murders ia the first, second and third degrees, that 1 don't dare try it."
 The British have fought another great battle in the Soudan. Nobody hurt.
 "A cigar" remarked old Topcol, ''is like an advertisement, the less It costs, the more pufiing 1t wants
 Young women hate to hang to a strap in a horse-oar and yet that makes them standing attractions.
 The mind cure IS very popular in Boston, but in Washington there Is a prejudice in favor of the sine cure.
 The small boy who hangs around the parlor and makes faces at hls sisters beau should be punished for contempt of court
 A Deadwood Chinaman won S5,000 last week playing faro. The Chinese are not yet civilized. A white man would have lost.
 If you want a suit of good fitting clothes, seek ont the store that advertises English clothing speciality" and then go somewhere else.
 Mir. BlaInes book has proved such an assured success in advance of its publlca- tion. that be may yet conclude that he would rather write than be President.
 Tn addressing the friends of the Library AssOclatiOD in London the other day Mir. John Brigut spoke warmly of MT. Whittler's poetry, and placed hIm next to Milton.
 The latest English literary novelty Is an apology for Judas IscariOt, in the shape of un autobiography by Church of England divine.
 The Governor General of Canada on Saturday prorogued Parliament, and made a speech approving the legislative of the session.
 A Devoushire agricultural labOrer has been sentenced tO three months Imprls- jnmeut for running away with the wife md some property of his uncle.
 The New Orleans Picayune says Inc new strawberry box is so shallow .bat the purchaser can readily count his fruit.
 Inc s. Paul Chamber of Commerce has passed resolutions protesting against any suspension of the silver -oinage.
 Tho Massachusetts Supreme Court has
 fF invested in real estate mortgages IS Illegal
 Josephine Todl, natural daughter of Albert Weber, the piano manufacturer, 1as ob,ained S31,O0O from his estate by establishing her parantage in Court. ..TepDvson did hls first writing on l slate A barkeeper often does his .sst writing on a slate. The barkeeper's IS an owed Probably was also an ode.
 A Pbilsdelphia journal remarks that he beer b-ewed in the United States is .uourh to float the AmeElcan navy. ,Vbv. of course. We have seen forty .ehooners drawn opt of one keg.
 A rural friend wants to know what is Inc best thing to feed hogs on- He -a1yhf feed them on the ground, or. if ,a wishes, m trough. We never did approve fixing up mahogany tables with nable tops sOr hogs. Sove- talk back and wake up the whole cor5mu-
 nitg,
 And call a aaa 6 liar h0TsOmever that's his
 hIs yo, es, M and land hlm furder. and with
 graceful impufunIty
 With one good jolt of silcncs than half dozen
 kicks.
 A female descendant of Mirabesu keeps a tobacco store in Berlin.
 Jefferson Daxis will celebrate hIs birth day June 3rd.
 h Mar Queen Victoria will have ruled one year longer than Queen Elizabeth did.
 Ten lessons on kindness to animals can be had ID Boston for two cents