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liinlt,t. and Garfield.

There has been great hue and cry
about Mr.. Blaine's personal canvass, some
Bourbon sheets claiming That IT is u sign
Of weakness and TINT the candidate viz
tually acknowledges his cause desperate
one. Mr.. Blaine's answer to these critic
isms is enough, that he was proud OF the
opportunity to uncover his head before tho
only sovereign he acknowledged, the
American people, but he has Il precedent
in Garheld's prominence in the cam
paign Of 1850. Did Mr.. Garlelds
appearance before tho people injure him
in the estimation OF the people? The re-
turns did not show it,, The candidate
4 who hides his head and fears to express
himself on the vital issues Mt stake is the
one TO be feared rather than the one who
earnestly impresses his views on the minds
Hof the masses, and WHO is not afraid to
/ say Just where lie stands.
Mr.. Blaine in his eulogy OIL the lament
ed Garfield said: "Onc aspect Of Gartield's
candidacy was unprecedented. Never
before in the history OF partisan contests
in this country had successful prcsidcn-
! tial candidate spoken freely on passing
events and current issues. To attempt
anything ofthe kind seemed, novel, rash,
and even desperate. The older class OF
voters recalled the unfortunate Alabama
letter, in which Mr.. Clay was supposed
/ to have signed his political DEATH
warrant. They remembered also the
hot.tempered ellusion by which Gen
4 eral Scott lost large share OF his pop
Z ularity before his nomination, and tho
unfortunate speeches which rapidly coll
sumed the remainder. The younger
voters had seen Mr.. Greeley in series OF
vigorous and original addresses preparing
the pathway for his owl defeat. Unmind-
full OF these warnings, unheeding the adj
vice Of friends Garfield spoke to large
) crowds us he journeyed toand from New
York in August, to n great multitude in
that city, to delegations and Populations
Of every kind that called Mt Mentor during
I the summer and autumn.
With innumerable critics, watchiul and
& eager to catch n phrase that might be
turned into odium or ridicule, or a SEN
d tence that might be distorted to his ow1,
4 or his party's injury. Garfield did not
"trip or halt in any one Of his seventy
speeches. This seems ~ the more remark
: able when it is remembered that he did
+ not write what he said, and yet spoke
/ with such logical consecutivcness OF
thought and such admirable precision OF
i phrase, rs TO defy the accident OF misre-
port aud the malignity OF misreprescnta.
3 ton. y
These words may apply to the present
candidate ofthe Republicanparty. There is
! no concealment in this campaign except
on the side Of tho bushwhacking Bour-
Z bons, who are fighting asoi oldunder cover.
4 Cleveland has made no public utterancc
since he was nominated that invites the
confidence OF his countrymen. lie can
I not and be true tothe Janus.faccdp artyhe
/. represents. This is one OF the differ
ences between the two candidates.
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AZ v a w
drinks are readily ptpcutable, and prison.
en- have been taken from the jail while IN
q drunken condition. That the. jail should
be ovefcrowded ia tosbe Mkenlt tor granted.
The income Of Sheriff Davidson Is IN.
creased byany Increase 10 the population
Of his Ludlow street boarding houSe. IN
his interest a bill was passed BY the Legs.
lnture At It's last session providing for the
removal TO. the jail of all prison.
era n for whose stf accommodation IN
separate cells ( In 1 the Tombs IL might
not be possible to provide. Under. the
prctence Of humanity to tho poor prison.
era, persons under arrest are taken from
this Tombs, where they cannot have sepa.
rate cells, and lodged In Sheriff Dayidson's
boarding house, where they are even
worse oil thnn In the Tombs. This bill was
coniNssedly in the interest Of the Sheriff.
It's invention and purpose were described
In tho Times before tho measure was
signed by tho Governor. It was passed
against the protest Of District Attorney
McKeon, ind the Governor was fully In
formed Of NIL tho facts when the bill was
before him. Nevertheless, yielding to the
opportunities OF the Irving Hall Demo
cratic managers, whose faithful supporter
Sheriff Davidson fs, he signed the bill, and
Ludlow Street Jail Ia being worked" TO.
day asa political job for tho enrichment Of
Il political gang. 1t Is high time that the
Lazzar.house and its corrupt management
were thoroughly overllauled.
CLEVELAND 4 "pnErosrERors" PRESIDENTIAL
cANplpArE-A' ''rARocrIAL STATESMAN
From the Ner lors Times, 0eh u, 1883. 4
What is noteworthy In all this is that a
candidate may really force himself upon
q convention, which will submit to him as
all memorable fate, although his laval.
ability" may not include popularity, and
he may DO absolutely unknown to or ab.
solutely disliked by the men who vote for
him. Nothing, for instance, could be
more preposterous than the nomination to
the Presidency Of Governor Cleveland,
who a year ago was Mayor Of Buffalo,
who had never been known oven in State
politics, whose canvass was conducted by
u single enthusiastic newspaper, and who
was elected Governor over a man OF IA,
higher standing as a public man simply
because Of the disgust Of q considerable
number Of Republicans with a consider.
able number Of things, chiefly with the
methods by which the nomination Of the
Republican candidate was brought about
and yet the nomination Of this parochial
statesman is quite ION the cards."
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.WIIISTLING MIR: NYEST.

Some OF the PeculInritics of nutler's Vice
Z A., 4 Presidential Candidate.
: Holly Springs Litter In Globe, Democrat
The honors Of Vice Presidential nomi-
nation rest easily upon the shoulders Of
General West. His icllow-townsmcn can't
sec that the old gentleman has undergone
any. marked change. The General is
4 classel MS n member OF the Grcenback-
Labor party because people can't put him
anywhere else. The fact is the old
gentleman has a platform OF his
Z own and party all to himself. He
used to bring out this platform for
private exhibition occasionally, when
political friends called upon him. II
have preparcd-who.oo-oo o-my views"
Z (whistle), he. would say, "and embodied
them (whistle) in platform (whistle).
\ Not that expect (whistle) to sec them
adopted (whistle) by any party in my
time (whistle), but that my posteritv
s(whistle) may know about what my opin-
ions really were" (whistle). Then he
would read them, punctuating with his
peculiar "who.ee-oo." i, .5 (;
MI Ono night recently a crowd OF Holly
Springs people fell in behind baud and
marched out to typical Southern man
sion in the struggling suburbs OF this little
city. After some music General West
came out on the gallery and, standing
there in his dressing gown, with harins
candle in one hand and manuscript in the
other, he proceeded to read to the BOYS
how, much surprised he was for the unex-
,pccted honor OF their visit and to discuss
the great principles OF the party which
had nominated him as one OF its repre-
sentatiyes for the campaign. The boys
shouted .encouragingly and, after having
had u good time, marched down town.
The Generals candidacy seems to be
looked upon here rs q good joke rather
than anything serious. He went North
after tho acceptance and made u few
speeches, but he has returned home again
and is serenely waiting for the "ides of
November" Z after which he will DO en-
titled to q place in the political history OF
tho country. "Ycs," he said in reply to- n
question. IN a candidate for tho Vice
Presidency in every State in the Union
except my own. Pm not running in
Mississippi" This is literally true. No
electoral ticketshas been put forth for the
,Greenbackers Of Mississippi to vote for
and none is likely 10 BIO in tho field.
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3 A bargain In Corner Lots

is what most men desire, but to keep from
filling grave in a cemetery lot ere hall
your days are numbered, always keep n
supply Of DR.. Picrce's Golden Medical
Discovery" by you. When the first symp-
toms Of consumption appear lose no time
in putting yourself under the treatment Of
this invaluable medicine. 1t cures when
nothing else will. Possessing, as it does,
ten times the virtue Of the best cod liver
oil, it is not only the cheapest but far the
pleasantest to take. 1t purities and en-
riches the blood, strengthens the system,
cures blotches, pi'nples, eruptions and
other humors. BY druggists.
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What Preceded tho silence.

n ifes Fork tribune. IA, I. 4 Y
a.! Just went, out to sec some one" said
u he, IN answer, to her question, MS he tried
70 lean his cane on the back Of an orchcs-
As YES" said she, picking up bill Of the
Y play, you've been to SEQ the evil one. !" 3i
why" said he laughing, "do You see
No was tho reply,F''but Islnell cloven
And for the rest 81 tho evening not even
$the believing OF the big trombone was
sHble to smother the silence that settled
pyer these two young hearts, N 81
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MARRIED.

sIER-ALEXASDER-At Moundsville. W.
Va, ut the residence OF the brides parents Thurs
day. October %, 1881, by Rev. ". f. McCren. Of
Homestead, Pa. HOWARD N. RIsllEH, Of Pittsburgh,
ru.. 10 Miss IDA X ALExAsDsR. H.
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Three thousand men have signed the
Murphy temperance pledge in 1ndianap-
oils. 7s!7 - NJ - Il.
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Educational. n
UNIVERSITY of VIRGINIA,

SUMMER LAW lEcTuREs (nine weekly bcgin
10th July, 1854, and end 10th September. live
proved Of signal usc-l 70 students who design to
pursue their studies ut this or other Law School:
d. TO those who propose to read privately: ani nj
10 practitioners who have not Ind tho aiyanare az
syStcmAtic instruction. For circular apply StP. O.
University olsVal TO JOHN B. MINOR, trof. Com:
and Stat Law. -, myo111hsIw!'
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TNRUSTEE'S SALE.

= f-!2 F5t--. .H-4N
Ihe undersigned trustee, by virtue Of the an.
thoftty vested ~ him by certain Decd Of T,ns,
made BY Horny Hshne and Caroline iIaSne. XXI ii,
VIE 20 J: X Cowdsn trustee, dutcd December NJ
County Court Of Ohio County, West virinIa ' IN
peed o. Trust book No 10, NJ puge 109, will rrs,.I
70 sell at Public Auction, at tho front door NJ ,s
Court House q Ohio county III tho CTS Of WleSl I
log, Ga SATURDAY, E0eEMBtR ii, Isl ror u
mensins at 10 o'clock A. NJ, the following p ia.
seIibed real estate, to.wt: Lot numbered sIsl,n
iel. in sprigIs Row., In tho Eighth wan, Of ,bs
ipg iu sprigy and Mtchies addition 10 thc sa adj
Terms or sALr-oncthirl OF the purchase money
ana a. much moro as the purchaser may elect IL
pc paid In cash on the day OF salc; and The residue
IN SIX twelve and eighteen months irnm lay NJ
.ale he purchaser 10 give his notes for tho d. i"
isrrsd PAYMENTS, with security to be approved Iy
The title to ,aid property Is believed to be nor.
lcet but the trustee will convey only such lille ~
MAY DC rested III him By said deed u trust.
w. II. HALlEn. Anctoneer. i, osl;
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|TRUlssrrEtEEs''ss. SALE : l- e.
VALUABLE MAIN STREET PROPERTY,

~ Vlrtuc OF Decd oil Trust made by Matthias
Jelers and wife, 10 Inc rs trustee dated August l.
ls,S, and recorded n,nons the land records Of Ohio
county, West Virginia, In Trust Hook No. ii, pNpe
u.s. Will offer for sale ut public auction, 10 tEc
highest and best bidder, at the front door Of The
Court House OF Ohio county, West viyinia, on ~
sATuRDAY,TliE 18th DAY OF NOVEMBER, 1851,
commencing at 10 O'clock 4. W., the following do.
hcribcd property, that Is to sAy:s"A certain rIcce
Or parcel Of land together with the improvements
thereon. situated Oh Main street, III tho City Of
Wheeling. md beginning for the same at pon, on
the cast side Of kAid street, sIxiy.two ieci ipur
inches a. ~ ny south Of the south corner Of
with the east side Of Main street eighteen feet lis
H.; thence east ~ straight line parallel with lo
south rarnlcl with the line OF Main street six irct
l6itl thence cast parallel with the line OF Market
alley to the alley iii the rear or east side Of saii
property thence north along the line OF ss.id last
NAMED alley twenty. four feet el it.l thence In
straight line TO the place Of beginning"
TERMS OF sALE-!One third OF the purchase money
In cash, or rs much more us the purchaser nuy ID.
sire, aud the balance In one and two years, with
interest from date OF sale. Possession ci be glyru
Immediately. = t' HANNIBAL FORBES.
ocl3 ss,-'f rs4=lNtr. x -iltss-ssSl Trustee,
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| NJ n - siFsR JOHN J. KAHN,
| W. s Iiife AL0S2O LORISo
,.,. lrr ..,., III Tli0s: O,BRlRN,''
ocls Trustees o. the Htate Of Philip RIciy. aoo,,
TNRUsTEE's SALE OF REAL ESTaT5,

hoolEEs SALE OF REAL ESTATE
~ virtue q a deed Of trust made by ! r Wat.
anu MELISSA weeks. hi. wife, 10 the undcrs,SS!Et
trustee dated the 2lst day Ot FUbrary %aVIsI, Nss
aud recorded In tho Clerks oNre u III, H. r. roI nv
!1uft OF Ohio county, In Decd " Trust lo nSSuHs
~, page 4os 10 secure tho paNmrn, Of 'o o,,. No
Itomissory note therein named and ,>Sri rS,N,@i
; In.p tGceSd 10 sell ~ he front door Il the co1r
VS. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER n lss, "o ."
beginning at 10 O'Clock A. M, tho ioll,w,Du :.
sctlped feal estate. that Is to Sny: All Of rI,, w.
piece Of land situated In Triatlciphin MI,Aia
Ohio county. Yves. Virginia, and described M T., n
loMs; bgnning IT stake on the north Te n, S S
ot AID " e IT. Th,p9 rn E
stake: thence parallel line with Nronstr'""n. y y
70 ts y Wheeling he's sO greek thence VIII asn s
with Mid H'onstroops line on tho cas-, so ny u.s.
,ot 70 tho beginning, part OF tho H. G. TSo s1e
TERMS OF sAlH-CAh. The tile i. be,Ecv,, IA =.
perfect but selling as trustee shall only coNyC CS
such title ~ Is vested In nc by said deed a. .,
oSlo NV. ~ --.nN't u. u. DDNESEk Tr,,.,.S
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DUDL1Ct SALE OF VALUABLE
4 PROPERTY In tho Town Of Elm Grove
House and lot, house containing six rooms good
building Lots adjoining W., 2. & b Railroad and
National Road. VIII be sold on the premises In
Elm Grove, on THURSDAY November 49, 1854,
commencing at 10 o'clock A. ". For particulars
call on j. G. lENvEy, No. 1905 Market street, OF the
undersigned, where plah Of the property chi be
seen. Terms, one third 6t the purchase money
cash In hand. and the residue In two equal annual
payments with interest from day Of sale, to DO 80.
oc2j.2J.was ttE7t rs " r. Il J. V. GuA MDERS, 3
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lfeis, d.lpsrttse1sisettts,

nc BIRD aLINNET, Asl SUIT.
~ ABLE reward Will be paid iot tstetutn 70 ssa
Main atYtet- ...lt a..li oc.tela
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ron Inc Ne,c York Times, Juneo Il

The Governors statements cannot be
fifty characterized by any other term than
audacious unless We should venture to
call them false, and he will be disappoint-
ed in his expectation, if he really had it,
that the people will in the face Of d com
mon danger unite in support Of this
[aQucduct] scheme. 81 Is. ,t'5s'E IS
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coSDoNEs 1.-THE ROBBERY OF Til
PUBLIC on A GREAT SCALE"

i Governor Cleveland has made up for
authorizing the robbery of the public on a
great scale through the aqueduct bill by
committing depredations on individuals
with claims against the State which were
were inserted in the Supply bill.
CLEvELASD's "BLISpNEss or DESPERATE
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From The Ner York 7imes, June ., 1883.
This, 1.-THE Governors treatment Of the
architectsl is about the cheapest and sour
West trick even of this very low-priced
politician. If, .,i 2..5 81 1t!'7ss5
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1ITANTED-A; FEW, STOGIE } IA
nyy KERs. Enquire opposite Hudson House,
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Z November. Century.
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~ ~, CORRUPT POLITICIANS. l,l.Eg ~
From The Sttr York Times, June 8, 1883. 4 Z, e IN
One Of the worst consequences OF this
1.-THE Aqueduct] measure, is the encourage
inent which it will afford to corrupt poll
ticians in disresarding the interests OF the
public and defying the demands Of the
people for the purpose Of carrying out
their own designs. Instead OF the :rebuke
they deserved they have received tho aid
and comfort they desired from co1npli-
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ZINE C0LORED 5iF
GLASswARE!
Plated Knives, Forks and Spoons.

~ ~ -. 80 sAA4
u EWING BROS, 1..7S 7
Z oc?s nv Market 81, opposite McTute Ilop,c.
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unbewubteS UeltGnoniB.

Sans: Ou Midel, 1T es wabr, baB
Der Seppel oas sroBe Zoos sewonnem BATE
Wli9el: 6reili3 it's wabr; bic bi!mms
item Qeute baben INNER bas sr6Bte Slid !
Sans: % f0nnten mir swei uns ia
audi elm Qoos fQufen.
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Y.

Der Marquis bradte einen Gbsil Der
Nadt in ~Grwdsunsen gu, bic sewiB ni6t
sleidsiltiser slrt waren, benn er uersaB
ii9 ielblt 10 iebr Sariiber, baB er ieinen
@efiiblen in einSelnen ni9ts weniser ais
@emitbsrabe tennsei9nenben @usrufen
2uft madte.
. @bitba, CARTE, liebli9e Braut, 70 uns
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Eur Ginwanoerer.

einpanberer unb iolde, welds 9erwaubte uub Sre,unSt
aus europa erwarieu, m69su Rd Al ieoer 2eit an ben fins
~terbeihneten nm ausfnit uno Ollie wen6tn. g8snn Ses
manb pon europa fommt, 10 bs%nadriatise man miA, MT
peldem Sdifs uno In weldsr S6iiss AbtbeiIuna n,atl ans
lan8en pirb, 10 meroe i'd ~oenielbeu am bstrefenSg 9aus
bunssplaset tn enipiaus nebmeu uue ibm ibsraI nit 8oh
uno That Sur Sette iteben. Ills SertrauenSmann bes fqs
tboltideu eomttes ilr 6inpanoerer babe Id has 0ltbt, In
Cattle Saresn bic on mi6 burd Brittle ansepieienen Gin
panosrer 81 empian9en uno ilr ibr Seites ~ iorsen. 3abIs
retde 3ensutle pom seiltlideu nno weltltdsn ps3onsn
ipreten thr incline lSirfiamteit In bteier AngdesaJBHt.
Sdttseontraete &c. pon unb mad europa per6eM baaat
nno BITE nderIte austunii hber tatboliiAe 96louiri I'm
@shen, S~abrbiaeie ilr als eiienbabnen In ben Der. Staas
ten srtbetlt. Wan ~abreiire:
Joseph Koelble,
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: 'SSdAAs@S s!s09:Sf49S' s1isi ss:'!:
- - S.sof the REJU-
vENATV 10 show its merits:
free of charge, to anyone afflicted, apply
ing by letter, stating his symptoms and
age. COMMUNICATIONS are all strictly
confidential. my 13-tf
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ore has always been the thing
which prOspectors have sOught
But never found. There are a few
other localities in the United
States where tin has been found
but the amount of tin manufac-
turad in this country has been
nearly inappreciabIe. Nearly all
the tin used and the United States
consumes large Quantities, is i'm
ported. From Liverpool alone we
import every year nearly $4,000,
900 worth oftin and tin plate, and
this by no means represents the
amount brought into the country.
A good tin deposit is what We
have long needed in the United
States and We seem at last to
have found one.
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A Hudson river farmer who
wanteda better horse than he
possessed drove into Yonkers one
day with his nag, and hunting up
a certain citizen who had the sort
of horse he wanted, the farmer
stated his desire to exchange, and
added:
1 understand that you are a
Christian man?
Yes, sir.
Belong to the Baptist church ?
Yes.
One of the deacons, / believe?
A strade was made, and the
farmer drove away with the new
equine. But in the course of
three days he returned and began:
See here, deacon, what kind of
Il man are you? You never told
me that the horse I got of you had
spavins and rIngbones, and hea-
yes.
No, I believe I didn't.
Well, you are pretty cristian,
you arc
My friend, placidly replied the
good man, if you can find it any,
where in the scriptures that a
deacon in the Baptist church
must point out the defects in his
own horse, where sinner is toe
Ignorant to see for himself, then
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How Mrs, O'Harris Turned

The other night a laboring man
named O'Harris was drinking
beer and playing cardsin Grand
River avenue saloon, when some
body asked him what sort of a
wife he had.
The humblest, docilest little
woman in all this world, he replied
Doesn't she ever Say anything
about you spending your evenings
away from home? . -
Never a word. -
And has she no objections to
your spending half your wages in
beer and cards?
II she has she doens't state 'em.
But won't she turn on yon some
day? You know that even a
worm will turn?
Faith and she will that. I've
been going on this way for the last
fourteen years. and for the last
two I've been looking for a climax.
A wife suffers about so long then
she turns on you.
Not more than five minutes had
passed, and the men were busy
with their cards, when a woman
opened the door and slipped in.
She stood for a moment to get the
range, and then made bee line
for the laborer. Offwent bis hat,
the hair flew in showers, and over
went the table with its glasses and
cards. Five or six badly frighten-
ed men rushed out doors 10 body,
the last one helped along by a
push from chair, and as the labor
er took the middle of the street
and gathered himself together for
some tall running he cried out |
with lump in his throat:
It's my wife, and, she's turned
at last. I'd like 10 see the worm |
which would upsetseven men and |
a saloon in the. elegant manner |
Just witnessed inside!