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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
A CITY CONVENTION.
Republicans Elect Delegates 90 the Congress
sionaI Convention.


A Republican Convention, consisting OF
delegates from the several wards oil the
city, met in the United States Courtroom
last night.
Hon. John s. Wise presided. In the ab-
sence Of Colonel X. L. Hubard, who was
absent speaking In King William county.
The following delegates were elected TO
represent he city in the Convention TO be
held on the 29th 10 nominate candidate
for Congress:
MADISON WARD: Delegates-R. F.lWaik-
er, s. Blair Morris, A. NJ. Burton. Alter
nate-J. Anderson Taylor.
JACKSON WARD: Delegates-E. Archer,
Z. McAleavy, |. A. Robinson, josiah
Crump. Pleasant Jones, Taf Lawson. Al
ternates-J. Akcrs, A. Hucles, j. II. Jack
son.
CLAY WARD: Hon. J. :. Wise. J. v.
Reddy. W. c. Brown. Alternates-L. G..
Moore, u. &. West.
MONROE WARD Deiegates-R. \. Panl.
T.. Il. Carter. J. Cohn. W. III. smith. Al
ternates-Wilson y. Brown. John Mitchell.
MARSHALL WARD: Delegates %. VI.
Stewart, w. T. Lee. James ii. Washington.
Alternates - Henry y. Taylor, Lawson
Brown.
JEFFERSON WARD: Delegates Richard
Carter. A. J. Smith, ID. De'Grue. Al,er-
nate-Charles Kaufman.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
CHAPTER l.

Ask sny orSli oftbc most eminent physielans.
what is The bes, and only remedy that c.r to
relied on 10 cure all diseases of the kidnevs and
urinary organs sueh as Brigh,'s disease, diabetes,
retention or inability 70 retain urine, and all the
diseases and siiments peculiar 70 womcn;-
Aud they will tell you explicitly and e,noha,,c.
ally. Buchu."
Ash the sane physicians,
"What IS the most reliable and sur.st cnrp IN,
all livcr-dseasos or dyspepsia, constipation indi
eestion' hiliousness, malariai fever, agae, &C. ~
and they will tell you,
"Mandrskcl or, DsndeliOn. :"
Hence, when thcse remedies are combined with
Others equally valuable,
And compounded into Hoo Bitters, such woD-
dorfu and mysterious curative power IS DEVELOPED,
which is varied In IL operations that no disease
III health can possibly exist resist It's power,
and yet it is
Harmless Tor the most frau woman, weakest In
valid, or smallest child 10 uso.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Virginia News Notes.

FORTRESS MONROE. VA, August 25.-Blll
Pressy (colOred). who was shot last week
near Hampton, died last night.
A Petersburg telegram says: The Bank
OF Windsor. at Windsor, this State, has sus.
pended, and will not, IT is thought, resume
business again. The depositors, however
will probably be paid in full. The suspen-
sion is said to be due TO dull collections on
advances made by the bank.
A Roanoke special Of Sunday says: James
Dent, a fireman on the Shenandosh-Nalley
railroad, met with an accident At 10 O'Clock
this morning which cost him his life. lie
fell on the coal in the tender, and broke
his back. His death followed soon after.
ward. The accident occurred three mile.
north OF Buchanan. Dent was q single
man, and was the sole support OF widowed
mother. His home was in Roanoke.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Sad Case Of Drowning at Newport's
News PAVILION.

Sunday at haf-past O'Clock, whilst
party OF ladies and gentlemen-several of
them from Richmond-were bathing at
Newport's News pavilion, there was great
excitement caused by the report that man
was missing. A search was started. and In
about half an hours time the body was
found near the shore, the water being only
about three feet deep. The man proved to
he John johnson, aged about twenty
eight years, from Washington, but lately
employed at LamOerI's Point, AT the
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
TRiXY.
What Is IL?
FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE OF
Il AN OLD NURSE.

MRS. wINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP, for
children tceihlng Is the prescription Of one Of the
hest female physicians aud nurses In the United
states. and has been nsed for forty years with
ncver-faling success by millions Of mothers for
their children. II relieves the child from pa'o,
cures dysentory and diarrhPa. gripping in uhe
bowels, and wind collie. By giving health 20 the
child it rests the mother. We would say 10 every
mother who has a child suffering from any OF the
foregoing complaints. DO not LET your prejudlces,
nor the prejudlces OF oihcrs. stand between your
suffering child and the relief that Will be- sure
yos absolutely sure-to follow the Use Of this
medicine. sold by druggists throughou, the world.
Price 25 cents a bottle. au l6-eodlw
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Absolutely Pure sptcsa.

whole and ground, for pickling and rre-
serving, al Rcbins's drugstore, 523 norta
Second street, between Clay and Leigh,
and no higher IN price than much OF the
trash sold in many places under the name
Of spices. We also take pleasure In saying
YOU can get the best medicines, IN large or
small quantities, put up In the bes. man.
ner, at very moderate prices. Try him.
Twenty.eight years experience.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Infscted Vessel at Norfolk Quarantipp
Especial telegram TO the Dispatch.i
NORYoLK. August 2h. 1ss

NORFOLK, August %, 1884,
DR.. Gait, the health officer Of the port,
visited two ships at Craney-Island quaran-
tine to-day, the British steamer Parthiau.
from Havana by Coosa river, going 10
Bristol. and bark from the West Indies.
both supposed 10 be infected with fever.
One case OF sickness was found on the
steamer, and there had been one death at
sea. The bark was found clean. The
steamer Is being coaIed tonight by light
ers, and will sail tomorrow.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
TUESDAY MORNING. AUGUST 26, 1884.

buried with them. Langford leave. a wife
and Eve little children.
Eliza Randolph (colored) got on the train
at Warrenton to-day for Charlottesville.
Her body was delivered at Charlottesville.
She died OF consumption.
A vacant house belonging to Mr. Charles
Goodyear, about one mile above the Uni
versiiy, was burned yesterday. The cause
Of the fire Is unknown.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26

coroner's inquest, which was held at Mr..
Harry Gilrs Hotel. two witnesses deposed
that they came there with the deceased,
and that he was under the influence OF
liquor before reaching the pavilion. Tele.
grams were sent to Washington to find ont
what disposition should be made Of the
Inlv
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Trouble Feared nj Amhsr-t Court-
house.

LYNcnBURG. Va. August 25.-Thc
Lynchburg Home Guard are under arms
awaiting orders from the sheriff of Amherst
county TO resist threatened attack on the
lall. Under great provocation Eldredge
Morris, prominent young farmer OF that
county, on Saturday threw a bootjack at
Lou Green, negro woman, and broke her
skull. The woman died from the effects
OF her injuries. The assault was provoked
by gross insults TO Morris's mother. Nor
ris was placed in Jail ard a posse OF citi-
liens guarded the building last night. A
body OF negroes assembled near the court
house, but made no demonstration. Trou-
bic IL feared tonight.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Temperance Celebration in Eenrico.

The snnual celebration of the Henrico
Temperance Society will take place at
Antioch. IN Henrico, on Thursday the
2Sth instant. G.. c. Vincent. OF Henrico.
will deliver an original poem, and Colonel
W. :. Gilman. OF Richmond, will make an
address. DIR. Pollard and other pr0mi-
nent speakers are expected to be present.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
CHARLOTTESVILLE.
A Brakeman Terribly MatiIated-Died Oh a

Train-fire.
Especial telegram 10 the Dispasch.I
AUGUST 25, 1884.
This morning at 1:40 Brakeman Shep.
Langford fell from Train No. on the Ylr-
ginia Midland railroad, at Maury's grade,
one miie from the junction. Conductor
Taylor missed him. and telegrapbed back
TO the Junction. A party went In search
and found the body In one place, leg In
another, and an arm In another. The
head gould not then be found. Three
trains had passed over hun. The remains
were brought back TO the Junction on
hand.car. While the remains were being
carried 70 bpsia! iAs hsaa w% lqpnq and
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
AUCTION SALES THIS DAY.

JAS. MACDOVGALL, handsome bar-aNtures,
mirror, Iquors, &C., AZ 1901 Main street, at
1890 \. NJ
FVRMAN TUPPER, cotta.e With one acre u
land, in Ueurico county, hrold-strcet Or Deep
Run turnpike, i've miles from the city, at $50
L. ".
+. u. COOK. trade sale a boots sud shoes, at "a
north Ninth street. at 10 4. ".
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
CHAPTER II.
Patients
Almost dead or nearly dying d"

Fer years and given rp by physicians, Of Brieht's
and other kidney diseases. liver complaints, severe
coughs called consumption. have been cnrc,l.
Women gone nearly crazy.
From agony Of neuralgia, nervousness. wakeful-
ness, and various diseases peculiar 70 women.
People drawn out of shape from cxcrueiatlng
pangs Of RhCmausm,
inlammstory and ch;onic or suffering from
scrofiisl
Erysirclas'
salt rheum, blood poisoning. dyspepsia, inllgcs-
ton. and IN fact almost all diseases frail
Nature j. hs'rto.
Have been cured by Hop Bitter. proof OF which
can DC found IN every neighborho0d in the known
world. v3l-ThrwlSa.STuIm
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
succinl sales fer Cash.

Best Anthracite Coal. s5 per ton; Lump
sphnt. $3.50: Hail, s4.25; Soft Lump
Coal. 1915; Pine Wood, s2as2.25 per halt
cord. Wes.-End Yard and 1908 Cary
street. c. II. PAGE.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26

Special attention Is called 10 line Of fine
London trousering. Trousers q specially,
unsurpassed either In fit, make, or fabric.
JOHN LArovcHg, 4 Tenth street,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
Raae-Ba,l This Afternoon.

The Virginia Baseball Club viii play the
Alleghenys, OF Pittsburgh, this afternoon
and tomorrow and next day, and tickets Of
admission will be for sale at C.. +. john
StOn's
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26

WANTED, TO BUY FOR CASH, A
w SMALL HOUSE, IN good ueighborhood
Church Hili prcIerT.dl, worth sbouttsOO. want
ed for investment ana not for occupancy. Apply
To II. l.. STAPLE & CO,
ans oG-Jt HOS Matn street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26

THE DrsPATCu Jop-PRISTISG House Is thor
oughly equipped 10 do all kinds OF BOOK AND
JoB-PRISTISG at the shortest notice.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26

Five hundred dollars for the man that
sells better coal or more correctly weighed
and screened than l do. c. III. PAGE.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
81 OOO WILL BE rATD TO ANY

MERCURY. POTASIL IODINE, ARSENIC
or any poisonous substance Ia
sWITT's SPECIFIC.
"Il.ayo cured HOod-Taint by the use OF SWIFT
specific after hal most -ignally failed with Tie
Mercury and Potash treatmcul."
!. \. IOOMER, NJ. D., Perry. g..
swift Specific has cured me Of scrofuia Of
twelve wears standing. Had sores a. large as luy
hand, and every one thought wa' doomed. Nwiit's
specific cured me after physicians and al other
medicine Lad failed"
T.. J.. IlIGH, Lonokc, Ark.
TIN THOU> AND DOLLARS would not pur-
cls.c from me what >wifr', specific Ia, done for
ne. II cured In- of rheumatism caused hY iua-
iaria. Att NE lHONAN'
Springfield, Tenn.
cur Treatise on Rlood- aud Skin-Dsc'se' mall
cd free - applicants.
TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY
drawer 3. Atlanta, ca.
New YORK Office, l5Q wet Twcniy-ilurd street
hoiwecn >iNth and seventh avenue. Ph'i4ieipn'a
Ci'cc. 1905 Chestnut -irrci an ~3-I"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
fny eahle 10 ,he pl,pateh.I

ffiy cable TO the Dispatch.I
SOPHIA, BULGARIA, August 3.-Turks
in Macedonia have flsyed three Christians
alive.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26

w ANTED. TO SELL TIL BEE FRESH
w MICH COWS, caiyesb by side, on consgn-
meut. AZ 1904 Franklin street.
au28-ltr J. \. REYNOLDS 4 BROTfER.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
LUMRER DEALER.

" w. PICRRELL, LUhBER-DEAL-
III. m, Keeps IN yard AL kinds of BUILDING
LUMBER. SHINGLES, LAIHs. fosTs, &c.
BIII LuMBER furnIsbed promptly.
y. W. PICkRELL.
Yard eerry Broad and Laurel streets
u es2u
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
TRTxN.
What T. itp

THE lncst mayonas dressing for a'i kinds OF
salads, cold meats. raw tomatoes, picked <sinon,
cabbage, etc. Is DuRKEE's SALAD DRESSING. 10
Is, besides, more economical than home-made.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
FOR hALE.

DUsINEsS CHANCE.-F0R SALE. A
DBARGAIk-AN ESTABLISHED BUSl-
NfSr in the centre of tae cry, doing fair bnsi.
sdne,se Good reasons for settling. Capital required
abOut $4,000. FOr particulars write or applyto
r. IL. lIIAFfIN& CO., Real Estate Agents:
au il-Tbsa& Tu6ts Richmond. va.
NOR SALE, A CIGAR STAND. In
elndtpe TWO ELEGANT SHOW CASTS,
COijNTEIiS. GAS and WATER-FlNTuREs.
Sc, &c. Located IN il'e central part OF .iiy'
Pog further Information address " B.," care Dts-
Datch once. au uzs-zt
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
To BVY FOR CASU.
A SMALL UOIst.

WANTED, A SITUATION FOR THE
W ENSUING YEAR by = Virginian as mana
ger un a fnrHl. and T. thoroughly experienced IN
the culture Of tobacco auu other crops raised Tn
virginia. aud las one years experience In grow
ing cotton. Would nOl object To q position as
ranchmau IL not too hazardous, ani he Is also 4
good mechanic. Would not object 10 an interest
iu dairy or truCk-farn. \ heai.hy location de-
,rtd. Good reference given: same requl, ell. Has
a WIFE and four small children. Correspondence
solicited. Address FARMER. care pOs'msster
Evergreen post-Oiice, AppOmattJN co1nty.vi.,
Norfolk and Western railroad. an 2t-2t*
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
HOTELS.
.S1.5O AND e. PER DAY
81. CHARLES HOTEL,
MAIN AND FIFTEENTH STREETS,
RICHMOND, VA.

This well-kn0wn Uof-i-One Of the best arranged
and most Substantially built IN The city, with very
large. delightful connecting rOoras FOR families
eau accommodate 800 guests.
REASONABLE RATES FOR SUMMER BOARD
EES.
Tie proprietor was about four years caterer for
the famous old -potkWODf HOtcl, and has been
long known In Richm0nS A. an experienced hotel
keeper and rsst0UrdieHT, The comfort OF guesk
sIetiaIy considered. J.. Is. CAlLh1hAN,
q Ism rruaF3m PIOprtetof.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
A wenderfur Yeunssin ~ Iasassh.
silurisn water Il q sure remedy Tor dia-
betes and kindred diseases. Fifty cents .
gallon. Ask for circulars. For sale onIy
by JosEPH NJ. BLAR, Grocer.
500 Main street pace BIockl


web screened and full weight, at less
prices than can be had elsewhere. West
End yard or 1905 Cary street.
CHARLES II. PACE. :.
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WORDS OF PRAISE.


.-
y 'l""' 4i''' ''0 ~ 'i' '1-''' - '''''
Gcatria vrites: Il have DISPOSED Of an the Mo-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
VITAL QUESTIONS.
An Tho mosi eminent physician

ofany school what Is the best thing IN Tho world
Tor quictlng and allayins all irritation of ths
and caring all forms nf nervous comn,aln,. y,r,ns
natural childIike. refreshing sleep aiwaysS
And they win tell you unhesiatinoIy.
"Some form Of Ilops.~
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
EDUCATIONAL.
SwARrHMoRE COLLEGE,
ron ROTH SEXES.

Cneer care of mcmicrs of the Religious Socseiy
of ftSnds. THIRTY minutes from Hroad.~frrel
STATION. fUll, COLLEGE CoURSFS@-t,lasslcai,
Scientific, and Literary, Also. PREPARATORY
Stfftct.. locsiiov unsurpassed FOR hGal,hful-
ntss. ENtenciyc grounds; new aud costly build
tiFs and apparatus. Academic year commences
ninth manth-StpIEMBkR 2. 1854 ApDlv
car'y 60 ensure admission. For catalogue aud Fan
particulars aadrcSs
EDWARD n. MAGtLt, 4. NJ, President
Wl7.3m Swsrthmorc. Delaware county. Pa.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
TRINY.
What 10 itp

BooK AND jon PRINTING neatly executed at the
Dispatch job Printing House.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
INCORRECT cOrPONS.

The communication was laid on the tab
and ordered to be printed.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
OUR LOCAL AFFAIRS.
ATTORNEY GENERALS FEES.
A Report OF the Auditor or Public Accounts
10 the Senate Yesterday.

10 the Senate Yesterday.
Mr.. Hurt. President pro teyn., yesterday
laid before the Senate communication
from the Auditor Of Public Accounts In
response TO their resolution requesting the
Auditor TO inform the Senate what sums,
II any, have been paid the Attorney-Gen-
eral since January |, 1884, from the Treas
ury beyond his regular salary, and II any,
for what services and by what authority.
The Auditor said that Sl,35t had been
paid for fees, as follows:
l25 cases finally determined in the
(irottif lourt of Tho cite ~ Rich
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MOTHERS FRIEND !

\ PRECIOUS BOON TO WOMAN
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LOST. sTRAYED. AND FOUND.
. rAILOns AND CLWruuCua.

John LATOUCHE, MERCHANT> -
~ TAILOR, No. 4 Tepth street, kseps
rr99SMsTAXTLY ~ IN sgvSk HyERr-
FINE, STYLISH, AND DUR
GARMENTS.
The low prices viii surprise any
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
DICHMOND SEMINARY.
HI No. EAST GRACE STREET,
RICHMOND, VA.

John H. POWELL. Principal.
Mrs Z. &. FTNrON and Mrs j. n. GAnNErT,
AsSotiate rrircipals.
Thc next session 90 this BOARDING. and DAY
SCHOOL for Young LADIES and LITTLE
GIRLS viii begin SEPTEMBER PC. 1854.
Tho yoang ladies apartments and the school,
rccms thoroue ehlv Icaiied.
Apply fcf catsogae at the bookstores a. 20 either
~ lS-fnclb pRG&t ~
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-08-26
WANTS.
CALL AND WINTER TEACHING.

A graduate OF the University ~ Virginia lyir-
ginian ~ brthl. with long eNperience and hiEhest
tssum0nials, desires 10 engage some where In Viz
Vinia or adjoining states for \ FALL AND WIN
ThR 1Fkp-lOnger, however, n desired. TeIches
highest classes IN Lain. Greek, French, German,
Spanis IA. Italian. aud thr Mathematics, as well as
general English branches. Prefers 10 commence
m October or November. pnt can begin earlier IL
necc-, AIRY. Address ". e. C., 1870 North street.
Auburn. n. y. au 26-StsH
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UNIVERSITY SCHOOL, PETERS
4 Bf RO. VA The twentieth snnual session
bceins She FIRST MONDAY ~ OCTOBER.
Thorough prl0raiion for University OF Nirs MIA
snd ultrd states Miliiarv and Naval Academies.
lNehiy recommended h. Faculty Of the University
az Nireinla. Frll staff ofiustructnrs. pupils uni
foru'y successful situation hcaiihfQl. fariv
ayplcaf'oD advised, as namhcr af hoardcrs Is
strictly nmit,d. For catalogue address
M.GORDON MCCABE.
" th."m Head Master
Omaha daily bee., 1884-08-07
A Fight With Eagles.

From the Denver Republican.
Mr.. H. o. Collins, of Denver, but at
present engaged in gulch mining in the
gold plaosrs of Douglas county, had .
peculiar and somewhat startling adven-
ture the other evening. After supper ON
Saturday evening Mr.. Collins, as was
his wont, started out to explore the
neighboring hills. Approaching. a pre-
c~ipitous cliff he felt that his souls desire
would forever remain ungratiied unless
he scaled its steep sides. This, after con
siderable difficulty, he accomplished
| Upon the highest point OF the marrow
summit he discovered a huge nes'
perched leaning over with much din
Guilty to his surprise he saw four snpa
renily very young but WY large
birds, which although but recently hatch
ed, were already the size OF q large chick
en-, He was about to place his hand II
the neat to secure them when he wa
most savagsly attacked from above D!
four monster birds. which he nc ono
recognized as specimens Of the nationa
bird in all their native freedom, and, a
he found TO his cost, in all their nativ
strength and vigor. Like = hssh tn
quarter swooped down on him, and W.T.
beaks and talons struck and bruised hi
considerably about the head and face
Omaha daily bee., 1884-08-07
Surrounded by Grief and Sorrow.

TUCK.
Man that is born Of woman is small po-
tatoes aud few in the hill.
He riseth up to-day and tlourlsheth
like a rag weed, and tomorrow or the day
after the undertaken has him i'll h Ice
box.
He goetl. forth in the morning warbling
like a Lark. and is knocked out In n
round and two seconds. i,
In the midst of life he is in debt, and
the tax collector pursueth him wherever
he goes.
The banister of life 10 full of splinters,
and he slideth do wn with considerable
rapidity. -
He walketh forth in the bright sun
light to absorb ozone, and meeteth the
bank teller with u sight draft for S3o7.
He cometh down at eyentide and meet
10Th the wheel6arrow in bis path and the
wheelbarrow riseth up and smiteth him
to the earth, and falleth upon him, and
runneth one of its legs into his ear. =,
In the gentle spring-time he putteth
on his summer clothes, and a blizzard
striketh him far away from home, ano
flleth him with woe and rheuma'
tsm.
He layeth up riches in the bank, ane
the cashier speculateth in margins ane
then goeth to Canada for his health:
In the au.um he putteth on his winter
trousers, and q wasp that abideth II
them flieth himself full of intense ex'
element.
He sitteth up all night to get the re
turns from Ohio, and in the end learnet
that the other fellows have carrie
l it. =,
He buyeth a watch'dog and when h
cometh home the watchdog treeth hi
and stitch beneath him until TOE
t morn.
q He goeth to the trot, and betteth h
money on the brown mare, and the ba
aeldii @ with a blaze face winneth! :.
y He marrieth a red. headed heiress viii
n . wart on her nose, and the next da
her paternal ancestor goeth under VIII
few assets and great liabilities, al
, cometh home to live with his believe
son.in-law.