The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21

An angel In Alexandria, no matter
on which street he may be, must feel
mighty lonesome and homesick.-Da-
kota City Advance.
A scientist says: "One single oyster
will produce 2s,00O,O 900 young oyster
in the course of a year. When he
reaches the statistics concerning mar
ried ones he will astonish u.s. no doubt
Exchange.
1t must make Mr.. Oyster hump
himself to provide shoes for such a
Bro. Hammond gives our good
brother to the west, a well-deserved
lecture in the last issue of the Index.
We don't like to see one editor pitch
on to another when the latter has no
chance to reply. If Bro. Scott had
any grudge against Willis the time to
have opened up on him was when he
controlled the Index, not after he was
out.
What they don't know in Boston
isn't worth knowing. A physician
there has discovered in some way that
1t is a mans legs which drown HIM.
If 1t was not for his legs he would
float. 1t won't interest us much out
in Dakota, because we have no place
to swim, but 1t will be in order now
for the people in the east to leave their
legs on shore when they go in bathing.
ooh, DEAR" sighed a farmer YEARLY
as she dropped INTO a char after a
hard days work, 81 feel just as if
were going to be sick. MY. head
throbbs and my back aches dreadfully
and" "By gosh,' interrupted the
farmer, starting up and Selling his
hat, "That reminds me. | forgot tc
give the two-yearold colt his condi
ton powders tonight, and he's beer
a Wheeling all day." and he hurried
to the barn.-Exchange.
In view Of the craze for roller skat
ing a corset maker has patentd =
corset intended to give freedom to lh'
hip for those taking part i'll this sport
Tomake it perfect there should be
posterior arrangement of springs Il
prevent conclusion of the brain whe1
the beginner lets 90 ofthe floor will
her feet.--Alexander Herald.
Exceedingly complimentary to the
Alexandra girls, considering i~tleave:
the location Of their brains evolved il
mystery.
Mother, is my chiEnon perfect?
Shape my paniers, fix my sash;
Jolnny's coming in the cleaning,
And | want to make q mash
Travelling to Kimball the other da
we saw the water wagon from thu
place hauling water from Silver LAX
81 miles. q miles further on W
passed another hauling water to Kin
ball. Why is this thus, Bro. Tinan
We thought you had plenty of waite
at home.-Register.
If a large number of the peop
in Kimball prefer to have their so
water brought to them instead {
building %cisterns, it is their look-ou
not the towns. How long since tn
water wagons in Chamberlain wer
dispensed with; do the people g
down to the banks Of the big Mu'
dy' to wash.
, Men often misuse not only wome
says a cotemporary, but the word "w
man" The husband who speaks
his wife as his "woman' is a no
The mar who goes ont with his wi
) and registers her as his "lady" is alb
siye, though he maynot know it. III
man who goes out with several won,
should not say that he is out with
lot of women, but that he accom-
MES ladies This includes his wi
and all others in the party. 1t is pr
S per to say good morning, good eN
S ming, or good night, 'ladies," but
would be hoorish to say good nig'
"women." Treat your wife as 70
wife, with love, respect, and MAJ
attention. Treat all women as ladi
and by so doing you prove yours
the possessor of gentlemanly qualiti
Where did all the Democrats cor
. from?-Graphic.
n From the hillsides ard the bro
le prairles and they were not afraid
proclaim their democracy othe wor
chamberlain Democrat.
is This sounds as though Bro. Lafal
L. knew of some place where Den
g, Gratis were afraid to express their w
through the ballot box. Had he be
reared with US upon the Western ]
serve of Ohio where as a boy we W.
N called a "copperhead" and the son
a copperhead, where, when
father voted, the judge Of elect
is would call out in a %stentorian vo
"Ano.her copperhead voted, rec'
his name"; where to be a DEMO-
:, was to be almost ostraclzed soci;
;, and otherwise, and yet in spite of
"A every Democrat would vote an
FOLDED straight ticket, which the
+or hoe done ayery fine he has W