The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-01-30
BREvIfIEs.

Sullivan il said to have invested Is 900
in little game of "buck" at Butte.
A grand concert is soon to be held 1t
Bismarck to assist in the equipment Of
the crack military company, the Cover
nor's Guards.
It is said to take thirteen minutes for
for the train to pass through the Mullan
tunnel and snow sheds.
A miner named Hall lost his way COM
ing from Ceur d 'Alene, recently, and was
40 exhausted when found that he dieda
few days afterwards.
Sullivan did not improve his reputa-
ton by coming to Butte and the gang
that was with him showed themselves to
be . lot Of blowers, buffers and bullies-
Inter Nos.ntain.
Horses are cheap. Nine head sold re-
Gently under the hammer for $l85. Chas
Brown was the auctioneer and Walter A.
Burleigh, Jr., the successful purchaser.
Miles City Journal.
An effort il making to establish q
creamery At Tower City in the spring.
The limited experiments had shown that
the dairy business can he made great
success in north Dakota.
The report that . newspaper man in
Fargo had been left $4,000 by an ex-
patriated English uncle in the South
seas, was bit of humor perpetrated in .
sarcastic way by Bismarck paper.
Quite stampede from the Black Hills.
and in fact all other mining regions, to
the Ceur d'Alene mines is looked for in
the spring. The marvellous stories Of
their richness will attract gold seekers
from all parts Of the country.
Ben Hogan, the we'll know reformed
sporting man Of New York, who 10 lec-
turing at Helena, is under no salary and
hires his own hall, and is evidently
doing good work in the cause Of morality
and religion.
A Louisville clergyman will not oppose
dancing among his church members if
the gentlemen will dance in one room
and the ladies in another. They talk Of
killing the preacher. II such a dance
was got up there would be blockade At
the door between the rooms, the men
rushing one way and the women the
other, and somebody would get killed
The Northern Pacific passenger depart
ment has prepared a kind Of manual.
containing description Of every town on
the line ofthe road from Lake Superior
to the Pacific and the British possessions
together with description Of all the
stage routes, and mention Of the points
on the line where the stage routes leave
the road.
please, sir, give me a calendar for
1884," remarked little miss, as she en-
tered . Woonsocket insurance office and
caught sight of the best-loOking young
man in the room. Haven't any now,
was the response. Then the miss-one
? wouldn't have expected il from her youth
,l-eoyly remarked asshe withdrew: "Tvs
got big sister," And now Mr.. Br-
We mean the insurance man, is wonder
ing what made her ny that.
u A Chicago dude was thrown out Of g
second story window recently under the
, following circumstances: The members
of the company were putting conundruma
! when one of them asked: who are the
sweetest girls in the United States!'
1.-THE Missouri girls" answered the dude
, "Why?" shouted the crowd. Because
, they are Mo-lasses," explained the dude
Thereupon they seized the scoffer and
launched him.
A young tenor obtained hearing be
fore director of one of the Provincia
theatres. He sang, but the manager
! stopped him at the end Of three or fo''
. notes. Every WELL" he said, leave IN
your address and will think Of you if
D should happen" What do you mea
a by if it should happen?" interrupted tn
= young tenor. "Why, If my theatre shoul
: burn" "Well?" II should engae
4 you to cry fire."
81 The facetious exudations Of J.
# Adams has stimulated the management
A | of the Bismark Tribune to make tn
ls weekly humorous paper, after the syl'
q Of the Texas Syti~t.. Peck's Sua, etc.
d is to be illustrates. snd tirst-class arti
J. has been secured, isr that department
q. There will be . dissolution ofthe preset
It firm and = new political weekly starts
Q. by the senior and retiring member
= The overly wise youth Of the Mand'
:, Pioneer criticises recent reference to
- chinook in this column, and says that
=. . chenook is q swarm wind that sends 4
~ mercuary up to thirty or forty in t
shade" That ia about the kind
I. weather had the past week. 1t i
~ = melted the snow somewhat. The Fo"
man was probably born in chino'
~ y. but should occasionally fan his mass'
FL front with IN ice cake.
,ts 'What are you doing with my bo'
if on7' Indignantly asked high St'
ed official ofa colored gentleman. rs d.
in here yer boots, boss?" "Of course tn
are." Oats mighty cuis." mot curit
At all, you scoundrel. You found tn
in my room when you cleaned U
cn "Wan, dat'saighty cuis. Yer ken
F." de boots, sab, ef dats yerself's.'
ec- wouldn't hsye then now" Den vi
ae- yer wauter make all dis great 'mirat
IN. bout? White foxes glttin' wuss eb
% day. De blame boots too little fur
n OF nohow.''
49, A few young men at Fargo kick At
~ suggestion that economy on their par
requisite to matrimony. They have
:,. - the wealth they care for, but want co.
..- erstive boarding for the social privile
' it affords. It has been alleged, howe'
by married men in confidential mt
nag that the modes Of dressing among
per ladies' in Fargo are hardly squaled
and where in costliness, and thata 20