New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-07-10
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Crlckets numerous in Washington Territory hA
they have become scourge. They are an inch and Q
half long, and devOurng the The people would
ike to import some Digger Indians to eat them up.
1t is said that Blsine's boyhood was awkward. This
proves that he natural boy. The boy who AZ
years old is not awkward has not the promise OF an
eveniful Ire. The "gawky" age Is thu seeds0wng time
Of future haryest-Arkansaw Traveller
company Of thirty or forty bcyclists about to
make tour Of Europe beginning with Ireland and end
ing with Italy. They will carry their luggage with them
their bicycles.
The wlipus-wallpus has made its appearance IN tbs
Tennessee woods II Is SAID 10 have scales ant bechs
fire. Is there mugwump missing l-iCincinnati Enqur
THE NEw-YORK TRIBUNE seems quite sereney certain
that there will he no third ticket Why there are
four tickets In the field already -Cincnnau Iimesetr
An interesting feature of the Southern Exposition to b
held at Louisville Ky, will be large number Of Federal
and Confederate memorials Of the civil war. Illustrative
Of the events tragic and pathetic connected Herewith
Committees have been appointed To collect these me-
MORALS. and all who have any in their possession arc
requested TO lend them. They will be exhibited mi
special apartment OF the exposition.
Monsignor Capel is going TO take in the Democratic
used Democratic tactics. we advise him to forego es
habit OF holding one hand oyer his heart when !.
pockebook, Monsignor, you may have TO walk out
Chicago. -IOmahA Republican,
The Sun hopes that the Democrats will not make any
demned murderer who hears the carpenters building the
scaod after ne has told not to hope for repreW
from the Governor.
There IA ono thing about Butler-h can play spuct
with hard ball without hOwling.-tPhadelphia Times
II boy wants to go out kill Indians. the bed
way 10 him IL IN take him to some exhibition vhen
real Indians and whiskey soaked cowboys are madet
personate the glorious life of the wild West After SCENT
It once the average boy will be'quite willing O. grown
I'm he pnervating atmosphere OF civilization.
Sir LOPEZ Griffin the lurid English dyspeptic, vhos
ailment has recently found relief In book SMASHING
American CIVILIZATION Stunsy Cohuellns
And Jet Niagara falls just the same -lPhlAdeIm
Press.
The Maori King got so tired walking through the Cryss
Palace the other day that he threw his royal person on
the floor and declared he would not 90 another step
This would not dos they bought him a chimney-pf
hat pair Of patent leather boots. and strong cgar
This made him tractable, and he began walking again
lilo thought the most wonderful thug In the Palace was
the people trampng about
"what are You slowing no for o. yelled freight con-
ductor TO an engineer On ono of our Vermont rete
why don't Ynu keep ON We can't kin him unless we
whole train runs OVER hin - Burlington Free PteSa.
on recent Sunday the Rev. y. Marhen.ie, ~
Episcop,l Clergyman ~ Scotland. onolsed I'm GseN
tn a large congregation n et ulless Cathedral Eah
bntah This IA the frat uooasinn on which an BpscopA
Clergyman haa onlpated In ht uiloss Cathedral slns
ruy o. id57. when tho Jenny gcides" Incident %
cured,
stf pupil IN tho drawing ciasa 1T ah omaha eon,ei
sshani made sketch ~ a. toolla with bahgs rho va
promptly punished fpr aaofilese,
M You've been "a Saratoga, Mrs 0teener yea
there as brIng very benrHcaii aud won't Ia work al
had mado ior me- a lovely bathing suit And u lsI
there Tho people don't battle tho water they OHy
drink it"-iioston Transcript
China will soon build It's nrst railway. 1t will connect
Pekin with Tentsin. few years ago short ine v"
expertmsntally built between Shanghai and Woosuns
but tho natives got the idea that their Joss was OPP
posed 10 t. aud the venture finally abandoned
Mr. Atkinson says that tho factory Of the tu'a" WI
lie one stored.
Rhea the actress Is going 10 Paris, because tha VIM
she says, Is the only place III The World wn, .c 70 Nv
take /. bath In civilization" IL Is pretty SAW hasn,
that nfter this Rhea NIL have 10 cook her own DEAN
when she goes 10 Boston. -lfhilsdel PM" Press
ON the day before the meeting II the Chicago Den0'
cratic convention The Boston Advertiser stated ths1er
Governor Hubbard, OF Connecticut was to 10 temi"''
chairman lie has been dead about three MONTHS
Iobn Kerv SAWS he Will not lift hand for Cleyes1a,
viii De agree not "a lift foot for him Ih.ts tue
and absorbing question which gnaYs AZ tho p~"'
h h = Phiadephia Press
on July l. 1884. the FIRST landing OF Ango-saiso',..
America Is said to have taken place at Roar.
Island, N. O., and The Toronto Globe thinks s"
precautionary of this event ought to have been o0'"
along with Independence Day last week
The ys.c- York World half the time gets In rroha
gun instead OF standing by the touch hole when "
heavy artillery. Chicago Inter-Ocean- a.
The American Butcher Of this city pays its respSe
the men who are trying 70 boycott" those who ."
sell Chicago meat while we feel" 10 says h"
slightest disposition 70 act a. defenders OF any u0 =.
or TO break a lance for Chicago meat We do oppo"d
intorterence OF tho Socialists with our trade NO 49,,
business has ever been benefited by submitting
demands aud no merchant has ever made Any'uss, al
allow az himself TO be scared into obeisanoe ""
orders" -.
That stradie at Chicago will be something IN, VII
udoious revision OF the tarif for revenue opI at
Incidental protection. Il the demand OF the
reform should o0me next year, PhilAieiphi' i'
The Rev Hugh Iolly, OF London. wants TO form roA
communities OF workingmen to be drawn rom ' h,y
.royte,i portions OF London. Aud he has wrl'so
| Oh the subject entitled, Ro-housins Of INC INV"
| Classes" "A
Toronto lacrosse club proposes 20 play ,h. cooa
OF the llarhold Pedestal Since the ctLol there
! try appear to take no mterost In the na oars Ccf
nothing to do but take the money OF ogths. psy-p
| tributions from Patagonia and N0sA @o'''
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