Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-07-10

WIN AND HUMOR.

/ best time to mover" When the rent is
/ due
A Frenchman has disproved the no.
ton that garlic is cure for hydropho-
/ bia. This will rob the disease OF much
of its terror.
A poet chirps: "Encircled bv that
yawning gulf | stood entranced." 1t
looks like delicate intimation of the
fact that he tried to kiss a St. Louis
girl.
Not as broad as it is long. Sleeping
car conductor: you can roll in when
ever YOU want to- Fat man: Eyes.
and roll out wnen don't want to. -
Teras sittings.
Rosa Bonheur's hair turned white
during her recent illness Mr. Barnum
would give considerable if his lately
acquired elephant would do likewise
1t is now about the color of the ashes
Of 2-cent cigar.
a little 5-year-old boy. who had seen
4 peacock for the first time, ran into
the house. cxclaiming to his sister:
"Oh, Lizzie! I've seen great, big,
monstiterous tail walking round, with
a hen tied to it!''
A religious weekly tells Glow to
keep from going to sleep in church"
One way is to change your minister;
but the most effective way is to 90 fish
ing in the morning, and remain home
at night to rest
A woman started the first daily paper
in the world in London in 1902 1t is
. haI bof eli, IL - l.
sewing society which would not admit
her. The paper published all the news
before the sewing society met, and in
less than month the society went to
pieces.
At a medical examination the pro-
Ifessor said to a student: II will sup
pose that man has fallen into a deep
excavation and broken his skull upon
one of the tools the workment left
there. You are summoned. What
would you do?' The students; u would
leave the man there and have the ex-
cavation filed upr'
Thomas Holloway, the pill man, is
dead, lie was worth $4,000, 600. He
never took any of his own pills, and
died at the age of 81 years, fully con-
WINGED that there is more dollars in
selling pills than there is cents is tax
ing them. Reader, 90 thou and do
likewise. The HaWbeye is the best adj
Ivestising medium in America. Bur-
tingtoR Ha10teye.
The Empress Of Austria can set type.
-EGebaRge. We have been fortunate
enough TO obtain proof-sheet OF a
dozen society" items set by the EN-
press, and present herewith speci-
men of her compositions: Clue Beauti-
IIul MAMIE Krowsbie. wVo Dresses With
Isuch eXseTlenl is visilin5 heI friend
Luiio JaMbro5eskil" NorrjstolOn Her
aid.
At an evening school for adults in
Hor1sey The Horse" was given to
the pupils as a subject of composition.
An agricultural cottager-one of those
who will shortly have n yote-set to
work with viii, and executed the fol-
lowing: The ors is the noblost of an
ermals and so is the kow. ii you hit
i'm he won't do it. The IS has legs
in each korncr. Finis. "-LondOB
Graphic.
According to the Philadelphia Times,
society in that eitv is aoitated over the
opestion wbetber The ,window reflect
6rs'' which are ppt ont AT seeond-storv
windows. to allow the inmates of a
house 10 see what is ooino on outside.
and. in particular. who is rinoinq the
front door bell are TO be tolerated, 1t
seems TO be yerv generally agreed that
tbev are convenient. but in "horrid
form. They are very numerous.
mothar seal followed q schooner
which had c,ntl,.a5 her b,bv aIon.. the
cnast If CoI;fornio for rig5lv miIas
Afte,. tbo vcssol reocbed tbe wharf at
S.r,, Rorbo,, t,c ,,rI,n,. sool vas tod
,,,,in in,osocl- ogd in4 looso IN Tho
Jact- Snon af,c,. con1irr IN oncbor
n.y., so.i rnsno,,}'d ~ lie ,ootI,or's caIls
ivy ras,in,. itsaif ovarboord iii ticJ nm
os IL was in the egck. The mother
seized the sack. and with her sharp
teeth tore it open, and The reunited
pair SWAN of together.-Ia.es Of the
Pacific.
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