Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-16
Press pleasantries.


A party in Paris makes living rent
ing out teeth. Where they are swal-
lowed by mistake the deposit is for
feited.
An article in an exchange is headed,
"White topaz found in Utah. White
topers may be found in almost any civil
lied land.
Why does woman carry her purse
In her hand 10 the street? Simply be.
cause ,ho thinks it may induce some man
to seek her hand.
The Boston Herald heads the market
specials, "Some movements in the fian.
nels." We should say so. They are
coming off with rush.
A Western exchange remarked of q
candidate for a certain State office, "Hs
has large following" and the opposi
ton organ amplified the item by adding,
''of creditors"
A Calcutta paper tells Of country
station master in India who telegraphed
up to headquarters: Train just due.
Tiger Jumping about platform. Please
telegraph orders"
Miss Maud c. Major, girl in her
''teens, has started paper ut Norfolk,
Snlly county, ID. T. And heaven help
the woman in that town who dresses
better than Maud.
An old French soldier recently died in
Michigan at the age of 9s. such pity.
Had he lived q few days longer he
he would have been old enough to start
out as boy preacher.
1t is the proper caper for ladies who
visit West Point to take all the buttons
they can get from the clothing Of ca
diets. There ought to be some military
regulation against this.
When fond mother hears howls is
suing from the nursery and bounds into
it like charging tiger. and asks.
"What's the matters" and none of the
children make reply save one, who fall
tiers, Nothing, only Mary fell and hurt
herself" the fond mothers instinct
never deceives her, when it bids her ex-
claim, an teach you to hit your sister
again"
$50 Schnapp is dcad," eyes, poor
fellow, he has gone at last. Hc was a
good man and consistent Christian. .
"Consistent Christian! What do You
means | thought he kept the worst
groggery in town" "Yes, so he did;
but he was good man for all that. He
never neglected his religious duties. He
always kept the front door Of his saloon
closed on Sundays"
The one great cause OF the terrible
spread cf Anglomania in America Is that
so many of our people 60 abroad instead
OF travelling in their own country
and bring back Continental costumes,
which they substitute for the most sens.
sible and consistent manners obtaining
ON the hither side. What is needed is a
more general knowledge and application
Of the greatness Of our country and the
fitness Of all its institutions.
Papa, what kind of brush do men
use when they paint the town redy
1.-THE same kind that political party
uses when 1t whitewashes candidate,
my son." docs it have bristles, papag'
mo. my son, but the process often
makes people bristle up" "Will | ever
be able to paint the town redy' II hone
not, my son. At least not until YOU are
sent as delegate to the convention that
will nominate DIR. Mary Walker for the
Presidency"
'No, sir; Blanderfield can't have NV
vote. He'stoo nice altogether. There's no
magnetism about him, you know. y
"You don't know the man, YOU should
see him when he's round with the boys.
He can stand up and tell his little story
with the best Of 'em, and when II comes
to drinking he lays 'em all out. +" sIs
that se1 He's more Of man than /
thought, guess he's the man TO vote
for after all; but his appearance Is agin
him."