The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-05
A DELICATE MISSION.
Hrookiyn Eagle.

i Brooklyn Eagle -Can sec the editorg i Could she see the editor That divine l combination of yellow hail, fur. feathers. smiles and hlushes. We'll, the editor should giggle hysterically. Had she de handed the defnijohn of the managing editor, the spiritual inspiration oi the re ] hgioas editor, the salary Of the city editor. they would have been placed on the sac rificial altar before tha, vision Five genteel man,pulaiors of pubic opinion looked as much, as they formed in line before her, besceching her tha, she make known her wants.
 I'm almost afraid of editors" she murmured, taking in the procession with shy glance.
 None of these are editors enough 10 hurt observed the religious editor. with an insinuating wink
 think you can ,rus, me-" said the managing editor ~ith a seowl at his asso- ciateS.
 Anything Tn my line inquired the society editor with smile like the new moon. as he stood on one foot and but tonholed the left thumb.
 If il IS in the religious line of trade. you wan; 10 see me before geing else where intcrsee,ed the religious editor. feeling around al the eorksore~ Tn hts vest pocket.
 ou arc all so klnd." she fal,ered. edging away from the religious editor m dismay. 1 am not ae oastomed io busl- ness ways. but" and ,hc sensitive mouth qulvered. while every editor wondered why each d.dn', kick the rest outdoors for having m some way touched the deli cate chords that SO tdinily held m 1aeek the emotions O this fragile creature
 We won't call thls business, we will call 1t pleasure. eooed the clty editor. Tn the tones that have so endeared him Ia the people of Brooklyn.
 Well, continued the vision, eneoui- aged by the sympathy by which she vas surrounded. Ia k dead
 "Ah moaned the procession as one mouth.
 Then I'm your man, boldly asserted the religious editor. gently taking het un- resisting hand. Wha, you want IS beautiful obituary, for the style of winch have succeeded III making ,hls ofiice lus,ly famous, an9 winch, think l may modestly say. is m the habi, oftaking the socks of anything III ,ha, vein now pre- sen,ed 10 the public t,ive me the name of the defunet. and Nl.i cast l gloom over the community that will make the eommunity's han stand on end
 "Wha, a brute hisscd the city edfto; as the beautiful ehin oi he visitor tci on her neck
 meant to say pa ~.ts dead and so was ma. whispered the bcreased. casting a reproaChful glance ai the religious ed- itof.
 Planted i'll the same cor n. suppose suggested the religious editor, pneon sclous of the etiee, he was producing on the fair mournei We can do two as easy as one Never mind the narrowing details, We sling those n with the obituary Social position of the rema,ns floral dee orations 1: . our pa and ma shock to the community and all the res; ot II. Its A lucky thing happened to be in when you called. These other fellows would have butchered the whole business and made you wish the old man and old wo- man had never begged out Nou lus, leave the matter with me and l Il hN you oLt with the orthodoN bu' kc's ot gfict.
 You are very good rephcd the maiden with quiverins Ups " Pa and ma are already buried. The, died yeats ago. and h ,d to f,ce ,he old world
 The procession gToAnee and giared Al each other.
 And so con iuded 10 do something 10 support my self ta.her than live de pendent on rieh rela'.ves, continued the maiden, ln broken solce.
 iieroie oho sec the procession and the religious edi,or wiih new light in his eye released he, hand and drop ped his arm around her vast
 How rich arc thoss ( afIses he IT, sinua,ed
 And she proeecieo ,..siegatdlns ,he question, anu aIa non putting up lightning rods oi beue gsh3 4, les expense. more perfectly Insulated and with more enduran ,hau any man, wo- man or ehiId IF The sArle business m the Jniied States see rhA. the kat ir building has beer reH.ode!ed and eN- tended, and fec co'.' ien, as, ic, me show you my saml les o. ...e
 Bu. she was .<ti alone wi,h her sam ples. and the ten iaiis of i've frock coats described artistic CT ies ss ,.eiT n.nets banged nve sancinm door and Jeff the radiant Yision 10 scTaf.t.e .oNa d dark staiGw Iy as aes; she co4sL.