New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-07-17
rHE rtLR or 7HE par.

The A. Louis uouiig can has been incrna iod frOns
four.page % an e,htpsge paper, and Il asserts ihata
has found lon, felt want which itlat"nd' 10 h every
day in the year. Ills nshb uew,y AMI stroosy Rspab
lean.
Cleveland a said 70 he flirting with young womaaa
Polshkeepse. with a view 81 marrying her Il be 10
elected President II must bee the same rlleu
cong 10 marry ia rs n he pulled through. II shsI
waiting 10 marry Democratic ha'nc'0r Pfe~d'n 80
may some day write decnatuie before she Is nca%
dec ming her public career forever closed "-Blngs4a
ton Republican.
The grass crop Of Colorado viii be worth about 800
100000 this year.
TIE sun suggests 10 its readers read The Democratic
ticket from the bottom up. If The Saa will wait na
election day the voters will that tho Democrats
ticket is stood on its head.
Ithas been discovered that George Washington used
poor grammar and spelled clothes " cOaths.' When u
papers that are criticisms Logans Enssn learn TINS Ter
rble fact i y believed hey wan urge ne sl,pelsiln
work on all the Washington monumenis 10" IN colrseS
erection. Nerrist0wR Herald.
This IS the ambiguous way in which The Loui'riA
Courier journal expresses its enthusiasm for the plasormi
political platform, after leaving Chicago. happened
meet an Honest Man OF course said the platform,
sweetly, You are Delighted and will stand me viii
Pleasure" Fright you are returned tho Honest Mani
not only shall stand you, but shall Jump on yO'
with Both Feet
Senator Vance, Of North Carolina, sometimes geta
home.ck and then he talks this way: 81 want to wake
up I'm the mornn and the pine and want %
smell them when to bed, as their perfume floats MO
the window and makes dream that am child again
want 70 go out into the Old fields once more ana sea
Niger poughing with a oneeyed mlle,wlth cotee'SS
for pOugh-hne.'
An Englishman who has lately written book OIL
travels objects 10 Niagara Fails because ne lazy FhSn
show their auk cs while climbing around the rocks Wy
would Ike to know Just how much the aItu)r receives
from the hoelkeepers for inserting that pArasapa@
burlington Free Press
In a dispatch TO The TRIBUNE printed la.t7FriaH
william G. Kingsley, of Brooklyn, was representtda
saving " W. Bourke Cochran and Thomas f. GgadI'
Neither has any character, and they can be used@
anybody who will employ them" Mr. Kingsley has VIII
ten letters to Messr, Cochran and Grady declaring thai
he never used the language attributed TO him. and thai
neither nj Chicago nor elsewhere has he ever mac
statements rejecting upon their honor and character
Miss Agnes Benedict will attempt to swim the Ing
lish Channel IN August.
He-"Wonder what the women will have NEXT Theyu
wear anything tnelr beads no matter "hs ~ soo.
about vour head; but then, there's nothing M u y.
thinks she's nice kind OF girl ont ne n,sue Ta"
wouldn't be quite 80 ambiguous IN her lahgu'g"-loE
ton transcript
LONDON shop-kccper who was recently asked N0a
he understood by a duh season. replied: "seiug 100"
pairs Of gloves day less than should be sold.
It's rather hard upon Governor Cleveland that m1,,y
Of hls Democratic friends, who are more trenI ,Ss
drirha. should persist IN calling the new ucH. 49,
kangaroo tlckoN witch l. their way ~ sayinl mN .S
tail !. much bigger than the head seeing thh ,ps N,
dimensions Of the head l-lNew.York Commercial Aa'"
tlser.
The PbNud,iphia Times doesn't know What thlnt
the Democratic ticket but prophesises thhtW WI
swccrins revolution or flash revolt aud failure w
WONDERFUL how brsyey some people venture ca upon !"
unkuowablc.
n .aa that tho rrotea,an, missionaries OF the soi.
"a. l.la,l, AFRO npprchcustyc " fronch annexation avs
are disseminating Tracts describing tho French " 81"
monater, in their treatment o aeorlsihc'
Aclcyeand Boom stopped into the public library Ms
Picked IN - translation Of tsop's tah'er " Va
onlred the Aind,hcutcd Newspaper FILE "oa' IYa h,
read Terrible story about irns shS' u"S .se aos
,ou need cIy about that was the Reps. N'p'y
bee nough ~ = Fool To expect loH lo ,"o" "P " -
an OK Lincoln (Ncb) state journal -
They ayade the liquor law IN Kansas ID" way,
stuf is kept IN dark room OF detached h''" r,ss
kent locked. The owner is conveniently n'ar A"s "a,
tbe Ia. Of The house to any one who " ants dFluE
drnker goo, In alone and drops the money to pay "a
drink ia box Then he wipes his mouth ana -
nlaw abidi x citizen. Oncem while "a inan so 's AZ
trIe, to drink ont the establishment without pLnsn
It; but such offenders are not regarded as gsa"
good topper circles. "a
The studied pers,tency with which Mr. Ii.deh t,i
congratulate Cleveland T. accounted loG Oh '".fch VII
the old gentleman Is training for rONhs nav
Haulan.-, Philadelphia Press.
Minneapolis aud ST. Paul are stlll keeping up ,,.s
tense rivalry, but they both growing 80 i~
they will probably melt into each other before -
wears and then Chicago will have to stand RON 1
one Of the partners of the Palmer House sass
want. Ia have "A permanent nail for political s0h'0'
built Well he can build one II he wants TO- -.
The Sa, tees prouder than ever OF the M uosb
party. The STANDBY Republicans maze the' ~ nemlts
nat 6ns ana The boiling republicans maze -. I'm tas
tons Tor the Democrats The earth Wa lH"1S "
public4us.--. Cincinnati sun -.
IN, Commercial Gu;eHe Of Cincinnati saws Lin
city Is like heaven in respect ct leasI there IN IA
er marrying nor giving in marriage a. ne"'' ~vaas
swell" Cinciunatiaus comIait matrnony "
or Long Branch. ..s
Tn. o,d south prizes will be offered asap a md 80
They are $40 aud 20 respectively Tor tne o, "Nn
ond be ESSAYS on the following suyeS',aa ~ IT, ms
dd the Pil grim Fathers come 10 Chss.
Struggle 10 Maintain the Maasachu.7I.s,on OF 10
20 t,s n mai LA, in lbsI." Discuss le lnies 10
Gle ~ The snbsequent struggle o. sc peesp,
aet,,a,Lce Tie ESSAYS must IA sent D0t"seH ~