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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
Summer Butter for Winter Use.

One very good way of preserving
June or summer made butter is the
storage in pure salt brine. Select the
best quality of butter, packed in one
or two gallon jars. then take a good
sweet barrel Ga pork barrel as good as
anything if SWEET in it place the
crooks as closely as possible small
crooks will pack better than large ones)
placing one on the top of the other
until the barrel is nearly full. Then
make as strong a brine as salt will
make; scald it SO as to skim off all
impurities; when cold, fill up the bar
rel. If the head can be put In and
the brine turned through a hole in the
head, all the better. Let it stand in
the cellar or in any cool place until
wanted. and take out one crock at
time as it is needed. The BRINE viii
not salt the butter. Some turn the
Jars upside down when carefully
wrapped in cloth AID tied.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
CRITICIZED HER COOKING.
Cause ola Goodness Between Members
of n Congregation.
Boston Globe.

Boston Globe.
After the apples are harvested and
the grain has been threshed In north
ern Main it is fashionable for the
neighbors to give 'buckwheat part
les. so called from the fact that flap
lacks" and cakes made of this grain
are provided for the entertainment of
the guests. Mrs. Smith gave party
last fall and Mrs Brown, who attend
ed it, went away and told her friends
that Mrs. Smith made the worst frit-
ters she ever tasted. OF course Mrs.
Smith heard of it and the report did
not delight her overmuch. When it
came Mrs. Browns turn to give
party Mrs. Smith attended with
smiles on her face and cankers in her
heart. All the company, consisting
of some twenty ladies and gentlemen,
were seated around the table, eating
and talking as only country people
know how TO eat and talk, when Mrs.
Smith was observed to be having
some tronble with a fritter in her
plate. She was apparently working
very hard in q vain endeavor to cut it
apart
Whats the matter. Mrs. Smith?'
asked the hostess. ''Ef yer'v gut 'er
bad one, try another"
mo, no; don't think of me at all,
or eff yer do, / wish you'd jest do me a
favor"
"Sartin; what is it,"
''Ef yer hev emmy fapiacks left
over, an | reckon you will, and here
Mrs. Smith glanced at her plate and
then at the lady of the house in way
that meant mischief, II do wish you'd
save 'em fer me. "
eyes, ami glad tew," said Mrs.
Brown. highly fattered. whatever
do you want of them? Perhaps you
want to give them to the dear children
at home"
"No, dear; the childrea's teeth are
not hard enough. Seem it's you, Mrs.
Brown, I'll tell you want 'em to nail
down over some rat holes in the
pantry. They are covered with
sheet-lron now, but [ think your flap
jacks are tougher" and she arose and
glowed upon her rival like a fend
over a soul in bondage.
The party broke up early that even
ing and since then the neighborhoed
has been divided INTO two factions on
the fapjack question. They have
carried their dispute before the minis
ter, and it is said that both parties
have threatened To leave the churc h
unless he ,ettles the question one way
or another. When last heard from
he contemplated resigning.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
You Can't Make $500 by Reading
this

even if you have chronic nasal catarrah in its
worst stages, for although this amount of reward
has for many years been offered by the pro-
prietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, for any
use the Remedy they are seldom cal ed upon to
pay the reward and when they have been so
allied upon they have universally found that the
failure to cure was wholly due to some overlook
ed complication, usually easily removed by a
slight modification Of the treatment. Therefore,
if this should meet the eye OF anybody who has
made faithful trial Of this great and world-famed
Kennedy without receiving perfect and pern.aTo.
emf cure therefrOm, that person VIII do well 20
either call upon or write to the proprietors, the
Worlds DispenSary Medical association, Of
Buffalo, n. Y. give all the particulars and symp-
toms in the case. By return mail they will get
good advice free of all costs
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
Dairynen Prefer II

mESSSRS. WELLS, RICHARDSON q Co.:
Since the introduction of your Improved Butter
Color among my customers, it has given universal
satisfaction. The leading darymen of this section
VINO have used it give it the preference over all
other colorS, of whatever name or nature.
They are especially pleased with the fact that it
"oes not become rancid, like other oil colors end
their prodact brings highest prices in market
w. S. NAY, Druggist
UNDERrILI4 VI, April 5, 1882
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

HIS own funeral sermon was the
last divine service at which Anthony
Walker officiated in the county jail
at Marshall, Texas III. was a preach
er condemned to death fer murder.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Two hundred and fifty remedies for
cholera have been received by the
French Academy of Sciences. Each
of the senders hopes to obtain the
Breant prize of 100 900 francs
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
st. MARY'S ACADEMY
Zone mile West from Norre Dame c

(Onc mile West from Notre Dame Upiversity.)
The Soth Academic term VIII open Monday, Sept.
1st The Academic Course Is thorough in the Prepar
atory, Senior and classical Grades Music Depart
msnt on the plan Of the best of Europe
Is under charge Of complete corps of teachers 1t
comprises large Music Hall and IS separate rooms
for Instruments. Studio modelled on the great Art
Schools Of Europe. Drawing and Painting from life
and the antique. Photography and Type-Writng
taught. Building equipped with Fire Escape; ample
odatiops for 20 pupils For full particulars APP
ply for catalogue to Nj other Superior St. NTarys,
Nctrs Dame p. o., ST. Joseph Co, Indiana.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Abuse of tobacco may ipjure the
eyesight, but scientific Investigations
demonstrate that its moderate use
does not affect it.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

The American who took twenty In
dams to Europe fora an exhibition tour
has returned with a fat pocket book.
Every venture of this kind Should be
encouraged. We must keep even
with the opera singers ia some way.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Every Mussulman is entitled to four
wives and no more. The Sultan is
the only man VINO is not bound by
this rule. Every year on his birth
day he is presented with a new wife
a sort of annual reminder, as it were,
of the vanity of the position.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

A result of the cholera scare IN a
California town was Sanitary Vigil
lance Committee. Mr.. Cholera should
stay away from the coast.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

1t Is a Well Known Fact! In the
DIAMOND Dyes more coloring is given than in any
known Dyes and they give faster and more bril-
liant coors. 10c at all druggists. They are
great success. Wells, Richardson & Co., Bur
lington, Vt,
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

1t is estimated the stoves in the
United States are worth $3.50, OOO.-
O00. They number about 5000, 900.
The people of this country use more
stoves than all the rest of the world
together.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Knee breaches have appeared at the
Isle of Shoals and other summering
places. Only men with good calves
wear them, however.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
important,

WheN you visit or leave New York city, save
baggage expressage and carriage hire, and stop
Central depot, 459 elegant rooTns fitted up at
cost of one millien dollars reduced to 81 and up
ward per day. European plan. Elevator Res
taurant supplied with the best. Horse cars
stages anA elevated railroads to all depots. Fam
lilies can I've better for less money at the Grand
UHion Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in
the CITY
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF
spirits and general debility in their various forms
also, as preventive against fever and ague, and
other intermittent fevefs, the "Ferro-P hosphora-
ted Elixir Of CaliSaya," made by CaSwen, Haz-
ard & Co., Of New York, and sold by all drug
gists is the best tonic; and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness is has no equal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Hanlan has won sixteen champion
ship races and $35, 900 since 1877, row
ing 10 Canada, this country. England
and Australia, and defeated Ross three
times, Courtney, Trickett ard Lay
cock twic: each, and Plaisted, Morris,
HowdoD, Elliott, Riley, Boyd anc
Kennedy once each.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

A. woman is employed at Saratoga
to advertise soap by sitting in booth
and exposing her clean, white skin.
Novel, if not nice.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Most Of the more than 4 900 women
employed in the government service
at Washington are from the Middle
and New England states.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Sunday, says a California paper, is
devoted to athletic sports at the penl-
tentiary-quoiting, running, leaping,
and similar acts of worship.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Newest of astronomical wrinkles
is TO serve chicken salad inside di-
vided hard boiled egg with the she'll
removed.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

HAY-FEvER. have used Ely's Cream Balm for
Hay-Fever, and have experienced great relief
recommend it as the best of all the remedies
have tried.-T. 3. jerks, Lawyer, Grand Rapids,
Mich. Price so cents
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

More schools have been established
in North Carolina during the last four
years than during the previous twenty
years.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

THE besS place to obtain good Bust
ness Education is at the n. W. Business
College and Academy, Madison, Wis.
Send for Journal.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

For years have been afflicted with Hay Fever.
gave Ely's Cream Balm a trial. The relief was
immediate. Iregard myself cured.-G. SCHBEIR-
Err, Supt. of Cordage Co., Elizabeth N. j. Price
so cents.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

The French government has granted
81, 800 a year to the family of the late
ex Emir Add Ell Kader. There are six
widows to share the income and some
twenty six children.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Pile tumors rupture and ffstulas,
radically cured by improved methods. Book two
letter stamps. Worlds Dspensary Medical Asso-
ciation Buffalo, N. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
removed

ELIZA, dear, please get a bottle of Browns
Teething Cordial. Baby keeps me awake half the
night
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
Throat aud Lung Diseases

a speciality. Send two letter stamps for a large
treatise giving Self-treatment. Address World s
DLspensary Medical Association, BuffaIy, n. Y.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

eff you don't see what you want,
ask for it" is the sign displayed over
the bar IN q Bradford saloon. And
when a man went in and asked pay
ment on bill that had been running
for six months he was run out of the
front door. He is now of the opinion
that saloon keepers are not all con-
sistent
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
"R0UGH ON PAIN.H

Cures colo, cramps, diarrhua; externally for
aches, pains, sprainS, headache. neuralgia, rheu-
lnatiSn. For man or beast. 25 and soc.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
CROUCH ON PAIN, PLASTER

Porous and strengthening, improved, the best
for backache pains in chest or side, rheumatism,
Neuralgia 25c. Druggists or mail
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

TEL your Aunt Maria, babys got the cramp''
IN. K. Browns Ess. Jamaica Ginger cures cramp. -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
The Model Farm Horse.

OURS is du aye Ol intense progress
sion, and that progression is particu-
larly intensified In America. We are
nation of workers. Neither night
nor day, neither youth Dor old age,
neither poverty nor affluence circum-
scribe our unceasing energy to labor.
It has been very well said that very
few Americans know how to live, for
they have only one portion IN life,
namely, all work and no play. We
are always Ia hurry-hurry to eat,
in order that we may hurry again to
cur never finished work. Work robs
Us of digestion and deprives US OF re-
Operative sleep.
The old fashioned methods of farm
ing were too slow, SO that we have
called into requisition the combined
energies of steam and machinery to
hasten the labors of seed time and har-
vest. When, therefore, intelligent
attention is paid to the breeding of
the model American farm house, two
elements will be absolutel Y prerequis-
ties. We mean speed and power. He
must be able to haul enormous bur
dens, and he must be ambitious to
walk off with them at a brisk pace
that would astonlsh the old time
farmers, whose horses initiate, in their
movements, the pausing motion of
yoked oxen. If the horse is fast
walker he will necessarily prove to be
brisk trotter, that is, he will move
with energy and eagerness up to the
limit Of MS trotting speed.
In order to possess power, 1t is un
necessary to cucumber him with the
unwielded frame and the tremendous
weight Of the heavy draft horse.
Seventeen or eighteen hands in
height, and two thousand pounds IN
weight, means slow, heavy.
elephantine tread, not in harmony
with the rush and push of American
civilization. All these classes of
ponderous horses, like the Norman,
the Clydesdale, and the English
Draft horse, that have been SO Humer-
ously imported into this country,
will answer valuable purposes by
iudicious crossing. They will become
necessary factors in the evolution of
the American farm house. They
will contribute height and weight,
and the inherited ambition to over
come great burdens. But, unassisted
by our own strains of blood, they
could never produce the model farm
horse. Their weight and siowness OF
motion would never bring them into
general use for long journeys or
Transportation, where quick transit is
desideratum National Livestock
Journal. Chicago.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
CaFbo-iines,

On every banner biazon bright,
The motto strong for which we fight,
OF all the oils that ere were seen,
There's none that beats our Carboline.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Public speakers and singers use Pisos Cure for
hoarseneSS and weak lungs.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
Hanlan has won sixteen cham,

PiSo's Cure for Cons nmption is not only pleas
ant to take, buG it is sure to cure.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
NIGHT SwEATS.

Headache, fever, chillS, malaria, dyspepsia
cured by Wells Health Renewer.n 81.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Gold-plated spoons are used in fash
ionable New York resta urants.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28

Aliens Eron EOnic Esftters cure
Sick Headache. All genuine bear the signature
of j. 2. Allen, Druggist ST. Paul, Mnn.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
HAY-FEVER.

| have been a great
sufferer from II ~
Fever for Is Years. L
read of the wondrous
cures by Ely'S Crea III
Balm and thought l
would try once more.
After one application |
was wonderfully help
ed. Two weeks ago |
commenced using it
and now l feel entirely
cured. Ii Is the great
est discovery known
ID L MEL CLARK,
Farmer, Lee, Mass.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
THE HOPE OF THE NATION.

Children, slow in development, puny, Scrawny
and delicate, use Wells Health REVIEWER -
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-08-28
Cream Balm is a

remedy founded on a
correct diagnosis of this
disease and can be de-
pended upon. soc. at
druggists; &C. by mail.
,LY Bros, Druggists,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-04-08
PERSONAL.

ARTHUR WALLACE. the son Of the famous
actor, has gone abroad for few months rest
SALVATORE FARINI, whose work as
novelist has won him the title of the "Dlckens
Of Italy, is seriously ILL.,
CONGRESSMAN MORRISON has promised tC
address the IrOQuois Club, of Chicago, on The
18th instant, on the tarlh question.
EDWARD EVERETT HALE is, with the assist
ance Of his son, writing an historical sketch
Of Benjamin Franklin's life in Paris during
the revolution.
DANIELsONvILLE, CONN. has a Frenchman
Sc years old, whose twenty sixth child, by his
second wife, was born a month since. He has
seventy-twO grand children.
GEORGE AsHwORTH, of Lowell, Mass, i:
said to be the oldest Odd Fellow living IN this
country. He is more than 50 years old, and
has belonged 10 the order 81 years.
NINE. JANAUsCHEK is mourning the death
at the ripe old age of Il years, of handsome
white poodle, which had been her pet fol
years, and had previously belonged to Mrs
ScOtt-SiddOns.
john f. OWENS physician says that Mr.
Owens has a chronic affection of the liver and
occasional congestion. which causes hemOr-
rhage from the stomach, and he thinks his re-
covery will be tedious.
HENRY WILLARD proposes to make an eX-
tended tour of Europe this summer in the in
terest of his health and the railroad of which
ne Was, until ICCCullNs IitoluCuts ut ttdlt
of his sailing has not, however, been liked.
DR.. ISAIAH S. TUPPINs, the first negro to
be graduated from a medical college in Co.
lumbus. o.. was recently presented by the
negroes of that city with a fine set Of medical
instruments and books in appreciation Of the
difficulties with which he has had to contend
in acquiring his education.
JAMES BACHELOR, of Louisville, has been
gratifed by the receipt of a cable dispatch
notifying him that his daughter, Miss Nina
Bachelor, has succeeded in getting picture
accepted by the Salon. She has been studying
but eighteen months in Paris, and without
fortune or influential friends has achieved
marked and gratifying success.
REBECCA WRIGHT, then young Quaker
girl. gave Gen. Phil. sheridan the first infor-
nation that induced him to attack and cap
ture Winchester. Sheridan rewarded her first
with "all the fresh beef she wanted" and
afterwards got her place in the Treasury
Department. which she subsequently resigned
to marry Quaker named Bonsall. Sheridan
swOre that she was entitled to pension, and
Simon Cameron expressed the opinion that
Gen. Sheridan should have married her.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-04-08

THE Boston Transcript suspects that the
reason why so many young men are so fresh
is because they cannot earn their salt.
"WELL, if you can't get divorce for me III
poison my husband" remarked w estern
bride to a divorce lawyer; I'm discharge the
girl and do the cooking myself"
BETWEEN landlords: Anyhow, it's very
hard to sue a poor tenant because he can't
pay his rent "1Ou are quite right; con-
tent myself with keeping his furniture. -
French Fun.
THOSE persons who were about to send a
barrel of Kentucky refreshments to Ell Mahdi
have changed their minds He has no longer
any place he can Trinktat.-LOuisUiHe C0u-
rier-J Journal.
SAYHY,'' asked Prof. Miller, lis a good name
better than riches?" and smart bad boy at
the foot of the class said he reckoned 1t was
because il was much rarer. He was marked
ten plus.-Hd1etele.
oLEss than five doctors offices were bur
glarized at Eldora. Iowa. during one night
last week. physician heel thyself" would
be good motto for the profession there
Rochester Post EgEress.
ROBERT GRIFFIN, of London, is afraid the
earth will not be large enough to hold the
population it will have in few years. Let
him try hOeing an acre Of potatoes. and then
he'll begin to realize how big it is and how
many men it Will hold.
IT isn't always to be taken for granted that
trousers bag at the knees, any more than it is
to he assumed that Woman's plely can be
gagged by the amount Of gilt upon her prayer
bOOk.-FdH RiUer AdUdnce.
"wHAT is the price of this axle grease?'
asked a new clerk of a grocery dealer;
There is no mark on itV "Itdepends on your
customer. If he asks for axle grease charge
him Is cents a pound. but if he wants butter
make it 80 cents. philadelphia CaH.
A YOUNG woman arrived in Baltimore the
4 70 M
quay. South America, to meet and marry her
lover. 1t might be supposed that young
man who had got that lar away might have
escaped entirely, but only a select few seem
| tOhave any luck in this world.
THE Boston Globe is responsible for the
statement that a lady carrying dog in her
arms fell violently on the ice on Beacon street,
and was overheard apOlOgzng to the canine
she must do something to free her mind, and
that was, perhaps, just tribe worse than
swearing.
STYLISH ladies are wearing little gold
framed mirrors and gold kangaroOs on their
watch chains. And now when fashionable
dude Is talking with pretty girl he is afraid
to say, "What pretty kangaroo you have on
your watch-chain1' for fear that she Will
reply, 'Oh, no. indeed. that is only a little
mirror. "-Burljn0tOn Free Press.
RELIGIOUS JEsT.-A clergyman was de-
voutly reading the Holy Scriptures to his con-
gregatOr, when he came to certain words in
the lower right hand corner to which he de-
sired to give great emphasis. So he read with
a loud voice: 81 am"-turned over two
leaves and continued-'an ass, the fOal of an
ass"--then. seeing his mistake, found the
of course, nobody would deny.-The LHdepen-
6snf