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Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
THE LOS ANGELES MARKETS.


The following quotations are corrected
daily from the records Of the Produce Ex-
change:
Dull and unchanged. Australian-No. I,
81. .209s1. 80; No. 2, S5ctssl10. odessa, NO z,
sl.O0
RYE, OATS, BARLEY AND CORN.
osts-No. i, $3.50; No. 2, sL25.
Bariey-Feed, Nc: l, 7oe7211ci No. 2, SSci
brewing, No. /, old, $1.00.
CornsLarge yellow. old. sl3ogfl 40; small
yellow, new, si.0Otg$l. 20; do. new, $40; small
white, s1.25.
FLOUR AND MILL FEED.
Flour-steady, $3.50.
Mill Feed-Bran, $500; Mixed Feed, 500;
cracked corn. $50; cracked barley, new,
SIC; ground barley, sSc; rolled, s5c.
HAY.
Rarley. wire baled, $50; do rope baled, $40;
mixed day, r. b., $40; alfalfa, $40; wheat, r.
B., 50.
Early Rose. Northern, rs; Irish beauties,
Sl30; Jersey blue, $1.55; do. local, $1.30.
Sweet potatoes-Yellow, s5ctg12o; red and
white, choice, 81.
BUTTER, EGGS AND CHEESE.
Los Angeles, No. 1, Csc; northern, zoe
picked, new, 55c; mixed store, 55c; cooking
roll, doc; firkin, Cal, 26c
Eggs, 3stgS4c.
C6eese-Large, 1s,5c; small, l4lsc; East
ern, 12c; Alamitos g ID handy. 15lac.
HONEY.
Extracted, light, 35<(d4l3 &c; amber, &c; !; comp'
S910c beeswax, 22g23c.
VEGETABLES.
onions-sllverskins si.oo;mixed, 7oc;chii'
les, $1.20
Garlic-5c.
Cabbage-Per 100 Tbs. 90c. oo.
Beans-Pink, s. 75(9$3 90; Lima, " 2.5o(gsS"'
navy, small. $2.60(a2.90.
POULTRY
Hens, $5.75t6s6.50; old .roosters, s9'N ~.
young roosters, 81 OO(G$5 broilers, !9sg*s.oo
turkeys, 1scC119c ducks, large, wow me-
dium, IS 00(G$600.
GREEN FRUITS.
Lemons, per box, si.5Oes3oo; LINES, per
DRIED FRUITS.
Apples. G. & W., evaporated, 1870; Porter
Brosl do. 1lc(Di2c; Hunts Alden do, 10lac;
ries i5c' APPLES, sliced, &c; quartered, 5Iac;
prunes, French, fresh, l2c; do. California
fic; raisins, layers, $l.0O(G$l.50: bulk, 5c;
dried grapes, Sc; walnuts, 1884. &c.
HIDES AND SKINS.
Dry, 17lzc; kip, 16lzc; calf. 1slac; culls S
less. Skins-Shearlings 10c; short, each
SOC; long, each, 75c; fall clip, per ID, 6(G7c;
spring clip,9@llc
PROVISIONS.
Extra light bacon, Ice. medium, l5c
heavy, 14c. Hams-Sugar cured, 18c, Cali
fornia, Ice. Iarl, lOX@1i@iil2c; Eastern
pails PIE
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
To whom Il NAV Concern.

Please take notice. Any person having
Broker Office, No. 4 Commercial street, will
please redeem the same or pay accrued In
ierest thereon within thirty days from this
date, or they will be sold. P. S.-Money
loaned on all kinds Of personal property:
mr30tf
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WANTED.

Ladies' to learn to do their own stamping.
Mrs. r.. j. Tilly will teach you how and
furnish you with an outfit for $50. Room
90 Nadean Block, Los Angeles, Cal.
ocfof I'm
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FOR SALE AEAHrIM. !.

A Saloon. with Billiard Table, well estab-
lished and doing good business. sickness
cause OF selling. Also lot 55xI75 with
house of rooms and Kitchen good well OF
water, outhouses and a variety OF fruit trees
on the lot. Inquire of V. DASs0NvILLE,
oct22 I'm 9Commcrcial street
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TO LET.

-Four fine unfurnished, hard finished rooms
with bathroom, on Downey avenue, East
Los Angeles. Inquire at 42 Main street.
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FOR SALE.

Or to exchange for city property, lG0 acres
OF superb land at San G0rgonio Station, s. p.
X r.. Will increase rapidly In value first
class bargain II taken soon. Call at Room 8,
Nadeau Block (under stairsN octI7.ff
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01

From November LIST, No 25 South Main
street, now occupied by S. NJ. Perry; store
2lx75, with workshop or store room in rear
24x64, connected by alley. Apply at V.
Ponet's ~ Sprinp street oato,f'
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01

Three desirable rooms to let on the corner Of
st. Louis st. and Virginia Avenue, Boyle
Heights. Enquire at THoMpsoNs
| aug, 2tf Grocerv stora
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ROOMS AND RoARn.
TO LET.

Large. elegantly furnished rooms, with board:
centrally located and in the most desirable part
OF the city; 800 Hill street. near Fourth. ap5tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
UHFvRwisHEp ROOMS

Gentleman and lady owning and occupy
ing hve'room house will let three or Two
rooms, uniurnished and for housek keeping
to married couple. Apply 243 North Pearl
stTttl, near lpnDlp.
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10 LEI.

| From and after October 1st, 1884, one Of the
stores in Baker Block, now occupied by +,
coulter j. A. GRAVES,
seplIu Room 2I Baker Block
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FOR SALE.

$40 Per Acre for Good Land
AT west end OF war,l street. Also, round hill,
entire block at west end Of Fifth street one II
the choicest hotel residence sites in the CITY,
Inquire Of WILL, N GoIII'D
marriott Attorney atI.aw. Temple Bjoek
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
M. Hilton Williams, MD,Mcpso.

VVrIIVfI] VT IVtTOIVl HIIcH.I
Graduate OF Victoria College, Toronto, onta.
rio, Qs67). Member OF the College OF Physicians
and Surgeons of Ontario. For several years
proprietor of the Ontario Pulmonary Institute
at Toronto, Ont, and for Ia years proprietor OF
the Detroit Throat and Lung Institute at De-
troit, Michigan
OFFICE; 275 North Main street, Los Angeles, Cal
Office hours, from 10 A. N. to 4 p. NJ.
Sundays, from 4 to 5P. NJ. feb20ft
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FURNISHED ROOMS.

Pleasantly located and neatly Furnished.
TO LET. SINGLE OR EN- SUITE
Corner Fort and Franklin strects, ono block from
Poetoffice dqIn
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WANTED.
WANTED,

good waiter Of strictly temperate habits
wishes a situation In some hotel IN the city.
Address ~. ". w." Los Angeles Postofice
OctQ3
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Fine double parlors on second floor un.
furnished or furnished; also one flat first
hoor, suitable for housekeeping, and other
desirable lodging rooms, at Sunny Side, 209
Main St.. corner Third octIO-im
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Or. T. c. GALE, TINE HEALTH OFFICER,

Has taken Room No. Ia in the Los Angeles Ho-
will remain in his office from o to 10 A. NJ. 10
yaceinnate those who may wish T., at the hands
Of the city.
La Cronica COPY mvatf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
LOAN MONEY ON WAREHOUSE RE-
CElpTS,

ID. Mcfarland, No. 10 Commercial stree
has money to loan upon warehouse receip
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
K. D. WISE, M. D..

PHILLIPS BLOCK, IS NORTH MAIN STREET,
Graduated in the Jefferson Medical College, Phil
adelphia, in 1865, attended lectures In st. Bar
tholomews College Hospital, London. Also in
Guys Hospital and Kings College, London, in
1881 and 1889. Took a clinical course in the
Medical University, Edinburgh, and solicits such
patronage as his experience and medicel eduea
tion merits
OFFICE HouRs: 8 to 10 A. NJ and 9 to 5r M
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
BEAUTIFUL ROOMS 70 REM.

Two pleasant furnished rooms, en- suite, and
one single room for rent at No. & BelIyue Place
on Pearl street, at the end OF Sixth Street Rail.
road. The situation is delightful, commanding
An extensive view. Good board can be had close
at hand. mvatf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
J. S. BARE, NJ. D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Graduate of Bennett Eclectic Med. Col, Chi
eago, A. d. 1875.
NUFTURH

Positively cured, so that the truss can be entire
ly dispensed with, and life no longer hnperied By
the rupture becoming strangulated My method
OF cure is the only means that is absolutely safe.
painless, bloodless and efectuai; no truss knife,
ligature nor surgical operation. A thorough and
permanent cure guaranteed Seldom over five
days required. Why suffer the mental and
physical torture when there is an absolute cure
In store fer youy The wise and prudent will not
let this opportunity pass Call on or address j.
S. Bare, NJ. D., Physician and Surgeon. Larronde
Block, opposite 2. o., Rooms $ and 3; entrance
on First street, residence, l56 Olive street, cor
ner Third. Consultation Free.
OFFICE HoURS-0 to l2 A. NJ, $50 to $50
Pm SUNDAYS to 8 Pm septl1tf
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TO LET.

Nicely furnished and pleasant rooms with or
without hoard, at IA Seventh street, between
Main and Spring. m2lu
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M. P. cHAMSERLIN, M. d.,

olfci rooms and No. 30 South Spring Street,
Residence, Chicago Ave, Boyle Heights,
oflce hours, 10 to IL A. M., to p.
NJ Obstetrics and diseases Of women a speciality.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
ROOMS AND BOARD,

Beautifully furnished rooms, single or en- sui
with board; 426 South Spring street. julIt
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
CLEMENT & GAY
Picture and Furniture Dealers

ricturcs enlarged 10 any size. IN any grade re
quircd New aad second hand furniture bought
and sold Pictures, immea and furniture re-
newcd Open daily until I:10 ,. ~. sundays et
esp'si tsf Alas0 srnaaT-
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
FOR SALE.

Small house and two lots at No 81 Water
chicken house, windmill and tank; pines
laid through the lots, with never failing
water, the best in the city; sixty.iye orange
trees bearing; also peach, apple and pear
Price, S2ooo, one half on time. Address J. g.
Foster, Indio, s. p. X. X, oct2s I'm
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FOR SALE.

A seat ip the Board of Trade. Apply by
letter to Box 80, Los Angeles p. o. oct12
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TO LET,
STORE FOR RENT

with board, two large, nicely furnished front
rooms with bay windows, CRATES and use OF tele-
phone. No. 4b3 South Spring street amsenlS
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
FOR SALE-FoR RENT.
CLEVELAND AND BlAlN
FOR SALE.

Campaign Whips for sale at s. G. Fo, eli
md 2l9 Los Angeles street. oct4-lm
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FOR SALE.
ROOMS AND BOARD.

Four ten-acre lots near the new "Young La
dies Seminary; price, 500 per acre.
ROGERS, BYRAM & CO..
elau No. 24l North Main Street,
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
- N. s. JONES, N. o., -
Lanfranco Block. :
Los ANGELES.
DIR. REESE.

Schumacher Block, opposite Postoffice.
In connection with general practice. gives
eases of the Nose, Throat, Neck, Skin dis
eases, Diseases OF the Urinary Organs,
Female Diseases and all surgical operations,
as for Fistula, Piles, Structure, Cancer. Poly
pus and all other Tumors
OFFICE HoURs-S to 10 A. NJ. and to P. NJ.
Night calls answered at office.
Hours between 9 A. N. and 4 T. NJ, sun
DAYS, devoted to the treatment of Tape
worm. oct19tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01

harness. nearly new. Inquire at Mulhol-
lands, q South Main street, or at Dupuy's
Livery Stable, octI6-tf
Los Angeles daily herald., 1884-11-01
For Township Justice.

: RuDoLPH RANSEY, Republican nominee
for Township Justice OF Los Angeles Township.
Election. November a. 1884. octi-td
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
NIX. BLAINE's BABIES.

According to the BLAINE organs, even
the children all over the country are
crying for him to be President. Their
mothers lull them to sleep with sweet
lulIabies whose refrain is: "BLAINE,
BLAINE, Hush.a-by BLAINE" Their
fathers remain out half the night at
tending the primaries and the caucuses
and working up his beautiful boom.
When they come home at > o'clock in
the morning, yelling "BLAINE Of
Maine" or "Maine Of BLAINE" they
are received with open arms, and every
thing Is forgiven. With all the babies
bawling for Mrl BLAINE his candidacy
Is q strong one. All the young men
and young women, however, are
equally divided between the bachelor
candidates, Mr.. TILDEN and Mr.. AR
THUR. All the soldiers widows arefor
General LOGAN. If they could vote in
the Convention he would be certain Of
= nomination. II Is hard to tell now
who will win. We shall know all about
il by the middle Of next November.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
CREMATION GETTINa POPULAR.

The cremation of the dead is becom-
ing popular, and now movements are
in hand in various parts Of the country
for the construction of the CrcmatorieS.
There Is growing sentiment in favor
Of cremation IS n substitute for the old
fashioned burial; and many regard the
crematory's hot fire the best, as it GER
taiuly Is the speediest for transferring
mortal remains to the original dust.
When LEMoYNE set up his crematory
at Little Washington, several years
ago, the prejudice against that manner
Of disposing Of mortal remains was
widespread, many looking upon incin-
Grafton as unnatural. The burning of
bodies from time to time has effected a
change and greatly modified the con-
sentative notions of the people who re-
Corded the planting Ofthe dead body in
q cemetery as the proper method of
burial. Scientific discussions Of the adj
vantages of cremation in q sanitary
point of view, have also had great in.
fIuence and served to win many to favor
crl nation who had previously regard
ed the custom OF burial 50 firmly fixed
as to be Interchangeable. Within two
weeks past cremation societies have
been organized in Detroit, Boston,
Philadelphia and New Orleans, and
others are talked of in other cities.
They are formed by persons who think
that made ofdisposing of the dead to be
the best in the interes: of health and for
other considerations. Prominent ladies
and gentlemen. are interested in this
work in the cities named, and it will
not be long before half dozen furnaces
in different parts of the country will be
in readiness for those who prefer to
commit the remains of their dead to the
flames rather than to the grave.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
FRELINGHUYsEN's HOME THRUST.

The Administration CALAMITY stands
by Mr.. SARGENT, our Minister to Ber-
lin, in the conflict forced on him by
Prince BIsMARK. The correspondence
on the subject leaves Mr.. FRELINGHUY
SEN the victor in the controversy. The
German Chancellor went to the trouble
and postsl expense Of sending back the
LAsKER resolution. The Secretary Of
State declined to receive It, and now
the German Minister must either give
it storage room at the Embassy at
Washington or tear it up. The latter
course he cannot pursue, and the only
thing left him is to file it away for refer
euee. The dignifled action Of the State
Department is in striking contrast with
the petulant, peevish policy Of Mr..
BISMARCK. 1t is a singing rebuke to
the German autoerat. Probably the
best thing to do next would be to call
Mr.. SARGENT to a higher place, and
save the Treasury the expense Of main
tanning Minister at Berlin until we
are assured that he shall be treated with
the respect due the representative Of
fifty millions of people.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
ACnUNr asa COKROY.

The French Republican authorities
seem determined to drive the Comte de
Paris from France. 1t is BELIEF, al
apparently with good reason, tn 4. he
and his sup; Ortsrs are plotting against
the government, which is, Of course,
wrong from the Republican point OF
view. II the Compile Is banished he
should come to the United States and
quietly settle down on cattle ranch.
Ii il q thousand times better to be q cow
boy in Texas than a Count even in
Paris. A cowboy Is monarch of all he
surveys, and is entirely safe so long as
he keeps out Of his next door neighbours
kitchen garden hundreds Of miles
away. The best service the heir Of the
BourbOns can render France is to come
over here and raise beef to feed his
eountrynen and the subjects Of his an
CeatOrS.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16

took more than Eve hours sleep. MrI.
Frederick the Great evidently did not BE-
hsvs In paregoric.
Bismarck wss advised by his physician
to take iron for his blood, but he did not
follow his advice. He was afraid that 1t
might be made Of American pig iron.
Sir Walter Scott made more money out
Of his literary work than any other author
who has ever lived. He received 81, 500 for
"waverly," and for the succeeding eleven
novels he was paid $55O,0O0. Then he
wrote other novels at from $40, 900 to $780,
OC0 each. His "Life Of Napoleon" brought
him $4,000.
William Il. Vanderbilt is reported BY
the New York Morning Journal as saying:
1.-THE Government is paying off its debt too
fast. The people won't have so much inter
est In q Government hey don't own
stock in" There is more truth than poe
try in that remark, whether made by Van
derbiIt or a much more brilliant man, says
the bondholding editor Of the Pittsburgh
Chronicle-T Telegraph.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
A NEW CUKE FOR INTEnPE1ANCE.

And now they say that alcoholism
can be cured by proper diet. 1t was
LIEBIG who first advanced the theory
that If a man were to live mainly on
(arinaceous food the craving for slco-
holic liquors can be overcome. Sir
CHARLES NAPIER has been conducting
some experiments to test the truth of
the theory, the results of which are
given in a recent number o. the Scien-
tific American. The experiment was
tried on twenty.seven drunkards, with
the result of confirming the theory in
every case. One instance was that Of a
gentleman of 60 years, during more
than half of which he had been so In
temperate that his health was shattered.
He tried farinaceous diet, and in seven
months, we are told by Sir CHARLES,
he was completely cured. AS the result
OF his experiments, NAPIER recon-
mends maccaroni, beans, peas, aud
almost sll garden vegetables, bread ola
highly glutenous character, with plen-
tiful use of butter or olive oil, as the best
diet with which to cure intemperance.
The explanation given by LIERIG is
that this food contains large amount
Of carbonaceOus starch, which renders
unnecessary, and therefore repulsive,
the carbon contained In alcohol.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
COLD TEA AND TEMPERANCE

Iowa has followed in the footsteps Of
Maine, and prohibited the sale Of beer,
whisky and all other intoxicating
liquors. Two States have thus wheeled
into the prohibition column, but II Iowa
shall prove as unsuccessful rs Maine in
dealing with the question, the cause Of
temperance will not have gained much.
1t may be, however, that the water is
Purer and the milk sweeter and richer
in the West than in the East. Ifthey
are, the quality Of the "cold tea" will,
of course, be greatly improved, and may
become Il popular beverage. Ia the
Capitol at Washington "cold tea" is
msde 20 deliciously that it has driven
out whisky and wine altogether. But
in Maine it has proved total failure.
The Iowa experiment will be watched
" iih interest.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16
a1.RRPI.ESs NIGHTS.

Nothing is more to be desired than
sweet, sound, refreshing sleep, and
nothing is more invigorsting to mind
and body. Never eat heavy supper
If you wish to enjoy this. Take your
dinner at midday and nothing after
save q slice Of cold bread and butter,
and glass Of milk, or cup Of warm tea.
Avoid cake, pies, sweetmeat, and salt
relishes Of divers kinds, for they stimu-
late the palate to eat more than Is
necessary to sustain US and engender
dyspepsis and It's coEcomitant train OF
evils.
Persons who toss about recklessly
through the night arise wesry and dis
pirited, even fretful, and incapacipated
for the duties or the day. Their me-
lancholy seems to be infectious, and an
entire household suffers more or less
from 1t.
Exercise or activity proportionste to
the needs of the system is highly neces-
sary to secure the amount Of sleep q
healthy system requires, and persons OF
sedentary habits ale less apt to enjoy
their sleep than those whose vocation
demands greater effort OF the muscu-
lar energies.
Worldly care is a great enemy to sleep.
II may arise from various cause.-the
embarrassed state of ones finances
which causes chem 10 fear they will not
be able to meet their liabilities; great
prospective losses occasioned by their
own acknowledgement; the treachery of
friends; or from circumstances over
which they had no control. Such suf-
ferers deserve our warmest commisera-
ton and we would eXhOrS them to be
hopeful of better state of things, to
toll diligently aud faithfully for that
end, and keep brave heart through
out.
Restless nights Oftener arise from lack
of proper exercise to weary the body
than from any other cause. We should
spend several hours daily in constant
employment in the open air, working
until We feel fatigued, but not imposing
upon our energies by Overtaxing them,
as this often causes nervous excite
ment that is q foe to all natural and
healthy repo'e. Never take nap dur
ing the day; retire at regular hours, and
as early as you awake, resolve to leave
your couch and go oat to enjoy the pure,
fragrant air of morning. BY this ex-
perience you will soon be able to de-
termine what amount of sleep your
system demands; and you sh Ould allow
yourselfthi much and no more.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16

are very easily impressed or swayed,
and hundreds Of them gathered togeth-
er soon catch the spirit Of the occasion
and are easily and naturally carried
a'ong by the tide until what IL termed
q grand demonstration Of the spirit Of
grace take place, while really the whole
affair and effect are produced by the
cunning methods of an adert hand, and
one experienced In all the ways Of q
professional evangelist. The little ones
may be benefited temporarily, but when
the excitement dies out the good that
permanently remains is surprisingly
limited in comparison with the great
ado made. Methods Of acquiring re-
ligion which are calculated to send con-
Verts to the mad house are not to be ap-
proved. II Is well, we repeat to get re-
ligion- but that which is acquired de-
Gently and in order Is the kind which
sticks, and which does not slide away
from the alleged convert soon after the
REVEALS or evangelist, having pocket
ed 500 or more week, skips away to
pastures new.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-16

send over his order BY . servans ~. ,st
directions TO make him . sutt o. apc
the same style and material - ns Nv
and nom the same measure: .n
In the matter 0fjeWelry MI. Gouio =
still more modest. He carries . manu. mS.
some gold watch Of Swiss MAKE. ane
CHASED hunting case insonewnn xorn'
A small geld chain Is attached 70 IL
Although he has . pair OF costly o
mond studs they are rarely seen.
In conversation the great man spes1
with careful celebration, weighing escu
word before it is uttered. His Language
Ia well chosen and choice, and ne az.
play o knowledge on subjects TRIVIA Is
well as abstruse which surprises bis su
ditors, BE Is thoroughly well posteo
on everything which caR In any way
concern him. He Is q practical ral'
road man, a financier, and in his ways
philosopher. ,o-, ,,a,
II is worthy OF note that In 1873, wne1
fortunes were melting like snow ana
disaster was sapplng the roots OF every
financial institution, Mr.. Gould's affairs
were in such a shape that, while con.
versipg at his residence on business mat
tiers with well known broker, he
haluted away from emotion.
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OUR SPARE RIBS.

If all flesh is grass, Eve must have
been spare.rib grass.-Hotel Mail.
The woman who can put n neat patch
on pair OF trousers IL a divinity that
shapes tie mends.-BaChelor' SOlilo-
guy.
81 will row shuttle Off this mortal
COIL" said the woman as she unwOund
hCr switch and hung it over the back OF
chair.-Chirago Sun.
In the isle Of jersey there are ten wo-
meH to one man. The leap year twelve
months must be n frjghtfui affair in Jer.
sey.- Louisville Courier.Journal.
The New York papers report case
where intense love upset wonan's
reason. We will tremble for the fair
sex until after tue spring bonnet season
is OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Chronicle.
A San Francisco woman begged hard
to be allowed to marry man who was
to be hanged the next day. Some wo-
men will resort to almost any eXpedi-
ent for the opportunity to gain practice
In repeating the marriage CEREMONY
Lowell Courier.
1t is said that the handsOmest women
in New York are the white.haired ones.
Great Scott! If this supposed fashion
craze extends over the country the
whitewash pail will be used for turning
ont fashionable young women as well
as sacred white elephants.-Philadel-
phia Herald.