The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-06-27
o j EXCHANGES,

o OUR EXCHANGES.
The Bathgate Sentinel wants Col.
y. onnsherry Governor Of Dakota.
The Grand Forks Plaindealer says
nothing can excel . June night in
Dakota.
The Fargo Argus says: sit is a ter
rible thing to engineer q newspaper
and DO on good terms with every
body.
Doctor Duncan, for several months
the able editor protein OF the Cham
berlaln Democrat, writes q very neat
and nicely worded valedictory in the
last issue Of that paper.
The Hanson County Advocate says
. man in that county gave q ohattel
mortgage for . loan and among other
personal property gave his wife and
baby as security. And yet he lives.
The Sioux Valley News and the
Chamberlain Register is the crank
duet among the newspapers Of this
section. Instead OF popularity their
wild rawlings are making them no.
tonous.-Plankinton Free Press.
A Douglass county man pickets
ont his mules By tying the rope Of
one to the tail Of the other. He says
they don't stray far when fixed that
way. Should think not. But he is
liable to wake up some morning and
find one mule with two tails and the
other without any.-Alexandria Her
aid.
Editor Pratt Of the White Lake
Times has been to Chamberlain on q
visit and upon his return has the fol-
lswing to say:
.The people Of Chamber ain are
Respondent over the delay of the
reservation bill in congress. At
present the prospects for an early
opening of the reservation are not
tiattering.
Our erudite and esteemed cotem-
porary the Chamberlain Register has
entered upon the fourth year of its
existence. Bro. King sticks his head
out from under the canvas long
enough to remark aChamberlain is
not as large as we then expected ii
would be" Three years hence he
can more truthfully make q similar
declaration.
Minks-I don't see why it is that
if men originally had tails they didn'
stay on.
Finks-According to Darwin the
tails dropped off when there was nc
further use for them.
Minks-No further use for them!
Good graciousl Did Darwin think
that?
Finks-Certainly.
Minks-Well / guess he never
saw : bald. headed printer setting
type in fly tlme.-Philadelphia Call.
The most egotistical Of the United
States-aMe."-Lowell Courier. Tn,
most religious-aMass."-Th Hatch
ct. The poorest IN health-aIll."-
Pretzel's Weekly. The most effected
-.La.- Richmond Baton. TIL,
most girlish-aMinn"-Detroit Even
ing Journal. The most fatherly-
Spa" Reed City Claion. The mos
~exclamitory one-aO." The unmar
red one-.Miss.'- Alexander Herald
The most enlightned-"Da."
Tho Fall River Advance notes
young lady employed IN one Of tn,
factories Of that place, had her cloth
ing caught in some of the mill gear
ing and "lost her polonaise." We dom
know what that thing was-but tina
was what shs lost-Chicago Sun.
Any one ought to know what .
polonaise il. II is a kind of an ap
paratas made Of cotton, padded ant
shaped like q par Of spectacles with
strings instead of bows which wher
worn or-that is to say they-wel
confound it ask-Jef Stockwen h,
knows all about such things.
Editor Than, of the Kimball Ora
phic, in a complimentary strain TO
his old time friend Bro. Taylor, raised
his suprano to the words aAlexandri;
stands BY the Herald to a man.
Bro. Tinan had but very little to sa,
to any of the republicans of thu
town while here last week, and VI
consider him not well posted in thu
~matter.-Alexandria Advocate.
II isto be regretted that because
Of the enemity existing between the
two papers in Alexandria the Advo
cate should feel piqued at any kint
words we may have expressed for tn,
Herald or its genial editor Mr.. Tay
lor-whose acquaintance by the wa,
We made about a month since con
sidering, also, that in the compliment