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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1884-10-30

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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1884-10-30

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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1884-10-30
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Is a reliable means Of feradicstingloca dis
eases Of the skin Hill's Hair aud Whisker
DYE. SC.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1884-10-30

A MAX with a cold in his head Il like n
waterfall - be is catarrh-racksd- - The
Judge
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1884-10-30
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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1884-10-30
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WY farkees all Ike pet
babies Creep
happy days all pass
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hufse aud COW eat grass7
Is ers iies
tbesrded ions roars
Why DO the hirdirs sng
ancient mnidcns snoref
and vow they 10 no such slings
II. II. DHggcif. iR Life-
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31

AlUSCAA W hOcp tuc COluS lHcTc IOF i've
or ten minutes, the horse being melted
meanwhile to do his worst by way OF
rearing. backing and jumping. Feats
with the RATA, or lasso. are also anus
ing. The skill of these nomads with
the rawhide rope is wonderful. At a
distance of forty feet an expert is IN
erring in getting his rope over the neck
of any animal, and many of them will
reach sixty feet. At half that distance
the rope will single out any leg of a
steer running at full speed and throw
him down in trice. The rope once
fast, the work of the horse comes into
play. With the tightening of the
rope the intelligent little beast
plants his fore-legs and awaits
the shock of the sudden strain on
the horn of the saddle. The steer
may plunge and run. but he will never
get position except in front of horse,
the wiry little beast whirling about on
his four legs like pivot. and retrearing
or advancing as is necessary to keep
the rope taut. On the drive during the
day one man attends to the horses, gen.
orally numbering about four to each
man in the company. The horned
stock are scattered along a couple of
miles of country. with the men along
either side. At night they are compact
ly punched, and force of five or six
men, by continuously riding in a circle
in one direction keep them from sepa-
rating. When the nature of the country
will admit. a camp-wagon containing
blankets and provisions goes with the
party, but when otherwise every man is
his own cOmmissary and bed-bearer.
Now, the business in California is pretty
nearly over. the railroad and farmers
having forced the stock-raisers 20 fence
immense rapohes oe else retreat to the
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
A Muscular SchOolmaster.

A short time ago one of the over
grown pupils of school in Shropshire,
who takes the lead in all the daredevil
exploits of fresh and enthusiastic youth,
was "called up" for brief interview.
One of the parties to the discussion was
a long, 1.-THE cane, guaranteed to curl
around fellow and make HIM sing.
bend down." observed the second
master, insinuatingly. ''Shar't," re-
marked the pupil, who was fair head
and shoulders taller than the peda-
gogue. Il beg your pardon said the
latter. "Shan't,;' repeated the lad, $50
take it out of that; I'm not going to be
caned; I'm not boy" 20, very well, :"
said the master, every well; if you
won't be treated as boy. come down
stairs and be treated as q man." He
took off his coat as he spoke, and rolled
up his sleeves. They adjourned to the
play ground, and the cocky youngster,
reveling in his superior build, and the
diminutiEe second master had little
set-to. In about ten minutes the mas
ter had given the young fellow about
as sound thraehing as ever he had in
his HE. and subsequently he prevailed
upon him to take a gentle Gaming in the
sanctity Of an upper oom.-cer. Hart
ferd 2imes
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
HUMOROUS.

"A Philadelphia woman drank =
pint of coil oil with suicidal intent, but
forgot to swallow a match, and still
lives. Philadelphia CaU.-
Boston ladies call their spouses
chubby not as term of endearment,
but because it seems to remind them OF
the relation of Boston to the rest of tie
universe. - Chicago Times.
there's your roast beef, sah,''
said the waiter; II served it some time
ago. 80, indeed? roast beef? Why,
so you did. thought all the time i,
was crack in the plate. '-Chicagt
Tribune.
AT a recent marriage ceremony in
one of the Providence (R. ~ churches,
the contracting parties were thirty MIN
utes behind time, and the organ pealed
out. ''Oh dear, what can the matter
be"'-Ihe Judge.
An exchange says: A miss in Cad
deston, Ga. has hair that sweeps the
floor. Now if this miss had hair that
could cook, wash and iron and milk the
cows, what bonanza she would be as a
wife. Brooklyn Times.
Yes said Henderson, give got
quite an ear fer music" ''YOu have
quite an ear, sure enough" said Fogg,
''but l wasn't sure it was for music.
didn't know but it was intended for a
windmill. - Boston Transcript.
Chorus of Ladies-We are sure, Mr..
Weeks, that you do not permit your wife
/ to slave at her household duties without
assisting her at times? Mr.. Weeks-No,
l share the labor with her. Ladies-How
nice What work do you attend to
Mr.. Weeks-We 90 halves. She puts
up the preserves and l put them down.
-"What wonderful woman that
Mrs. Crimsonbeak is said Mrs. Yeast
to friend. "Why wonderful" in
luired the one addressed. "Why,
never knew her to be out of temper. -
"Nor I either" quickly added one hot
an admirer of the lady in question.
"She seems to have plenty Of it !"-
~. Y. Herald.
-':LOok here, waiter?" cried Grim
sonbeak, who was stopping few days
at Coney Island, 'this ham is not so
good as what l got here last SUMMER"
Il don't sec why" replied the waiter,
in some surprise; Its the same ham,
sir!' Crimsonbeak leaves without par
taking. and wondering why he didn't
think of that before. Ionkers States
man.
1.-THE development at the back OF
the head, my friends, indicates parental
Affection" explained the phrenologist.
NOW, you will observe he went On,
feeling of the boys head, ''that this
bump is abnormal in size, thus lndicat-
ing that he loves and reveres his parents
to an unusual degree. Is this not SO my
lad?" Nav" What's that? You
do not love your parents?'' Il think
we'll enough of MAJ the boy replied
but l amt very fond of de old man.
That bump you're feelin' of he Civ me
last night wild baseball club. IN. Y.
San,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
Personal AND LITERARY.

~ Patti claims thA& she was once
asked to marry Brigham Young.
Z Alexander H. Stephens' library,
which cost him $50, COO has been sacri.
feed for $500.
by the death of Bishop Simpson the
venerable DR.. Bowman, of st. Louis,
becomes the senior Methodist Bishop.
Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Sturgeon, the invalid wife OF
the noted preacher. has donated to a
benevolent object $3.50 she earned with
her own hands making photograph
frames.
Rev. DR.. Edward Everett Hale. of
Boston. has with him an old servant,
Abel Fulton by name, who has been
with his family ever since 1919, three
years before the Doctor was BORN
Boston Journal.
The EUening Stcr, of New Bruins
wick, N. j., was published just six
weeks, and in that time one of its edi-
tors, Harry e. Hose, was arrested four
times adultery, perjury, malicious
and criminal ibel.-N. y Sun.
w. H. Trenwith, of New York City,
is absolutely certain that the world will
come to an end on the 9Th of July, 1885.
and has written pamphlet to prove it.
He SAYS: "Oh, how are the people to be
warned of the day that is now at hand?
N y News.
-Bayard Taylor's father and moth
er, still living up in the nineties in
years, inhabit the beautiful country
house which Bayard built years ago at
Kenneth Square, Pa. and which since
his death has fruitlessly been offered
for SALE Pittsburgh Post
Captain James B. Eads is the first
American that ever received the English
Society of Arts medal for successful
service in engineering science. The
society has been very infrequent IN
favoring forei gners, out has given the
medal to both de Lesseps and to Napo-
leon Il.-N Y. Tribune.
William A. Beach, one of the most
distinguished members of the New York
bar, who died at Tarrytown recently, o,
heart disease, from which he suffered
many years. was born in Ballston. H. X,
in 1905, and removed to Troy in 49, 5,
and finally to New York. His ability
and success quickly won for him high
place in the legal profession Troy
Times
When Bishop Simpson was preach
ing on one occasion at church dedica-
ton in en- Ohio town he remarked to
the local minister: There's a young
man in this congregation named Nc
Cabe who is fine singer, and I've a
notion to call him OUT and shortly
afterward he invited the young man to
come toward and favor the audience
with an appropriate song, which he did,
and this was, perhaps the first official
recognition of the now famous Chaplain
McCabe.-C Chicago Herald.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
The March Of the Prairie Dog.

The prairie dog is a standing threat
against the future prosperity of the
grazing districts of the State. Draw a
line from the Red River south to the
Colorado, so as to run about the west
ern lines of 1hrockmcrton. Shackelford,
Callahan and Coleman Counties, and
you mark the front of. the greatest i'm
migration army ever dreamed of bv
man. From this line west go miles
every sIu>re mile is infested by these
devouring pests. They thickly inhabit
section OF country 200 miles long and
$50 miles wide. The advent of the
white man into this country has but in
creased their numbers, as man has &C.
stroyed the wolves, badgers, rattle
snakes, panthers and other animals
which prey upon the prairie dogs. They
eat the grass in summer and the grass
roots in winter, and the consequence is
that what was but few years ago the
finest grazing region in America is fast
becoming a verdureless desert.
Unlike all other animals in America,
the prairie dog is migrating. not west,
but east. Only year or two ago his
eastern line was about the western line
of this county. In a short time he has
advanced his frontier east about five
miles into Shackel:ord. Throc kmorton
and the other counties lying north and
south of Shackelford. Unless checked
he will soon ravage all the mesquite
grass land in the State, and will then
descend in countless hosts upon the
black, waxey farming land of Tarrant.
Dallass, Collin and the other counties
east of us.
1t is no exaggeration to say that s1O,-
600, 600 does not exceed the value of the
grass annually consumed by the prai-
rie-dogs in northwest Texas. Could
they be destroyed instantly, as by a
stroke of lightning, the price of land in
all the regions described would advance
one hundred per cent. as soon as the
fact was known.-Albany (1er.) News
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
BoR. EAEI IN GARDEN.


Tho Aitsal Ne,o Xerker thinks ma
nuring the hill waste of manure.
-Camphor and decoction of walnut
leaves are both used to keep flies from
horses and cattle.
Flower beds should be hoed as soon
as the ground dries after rain. Loose
surface soil prevents the under stratum
drying out.-N. Y. Herald.
If you are intending to save your
own garden seeds, take more pains to
select some of the best plants for this
purpose. Do not wait until the best
are gone and then save the leaves for
seed. This is very poor economy al
best.-Erchange
"A man who has had twenty seven
years. continuous experience in poultry
keeping says that he would rather have
twenty-five two-year-old common barn.
yard hens to place on 325 eggs than any
$50, $75 or $50 incubator that ne ever
Chicago Tribune.
"A farmer in New York has discov.
cred that slight application of salt j:
very beneficial to beans. He made hi:
first application to garden beans planted
in the hill, but he now applies it to fiele
beans just after the young plants have
appeared.
To insure success in making s
goosberry pie, stew the berries in as lit
tie water as it is possible to use; wher
the berries begin to be tender masf
them with spoon: then you will pre-
serve the richness of the juice, and viii
not have to throw any of it away. Sweet
en- with light brown sugar and bake
with two crusts.--N. Y. Post.
For thinking cows the old de
vice of a neck-rack, which prevents thu
turning of the head to the side, is per
haps the best preventative known. Thi:
consists of two square frames placed
around the neck and connected will
each other at the four corners by Ugh
sticks, which, keep them about foo
apart. A cows appearance is not i'm
proved by such fixture, but the baG
habit may be broken in time.-7ros
Times.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
WHO SHE rs.

no MANY ANXIOUS INQUIRERs.
Who she is / dare not tell:
But know love her well,
And think ! always will,
Tho she treats me good or i'll,
Tho she smiles to see me sigh,
Tho she frOwns when | pass by
For flower more fresh and gay
Never bloomed beside my way.
Who she is you have no clew:
You would love her il you knew!
Not failing can / find
In her figure, face, or mind.
Cruel Cupid never saw
ImperfectiOn, stain, or flaw.
Love can only see the grace
OF the human form or face.
Who she is you must not know.
Pure as newly-fallen snow,
With a wealth of common sense,
With rare intelligence;
Always modest in q crowd,
Ever thoughtful, never proud;
Not creature made by art,
But q woman with a heart!
Who she is will not say,
Tho / see her every day.
She is not ashamed to soil
Handsome hands with honest toll.
She has eyes of truthful blue;
Cheeks that glow with healthful hue,
Like the red carnations flame
Warm and cheerful as her name.
Who she is you can not guess.
And / never will confess.
She has hair of lovely brown,
Neat and tasteful muslin gown,
Simple hat of plated straw.
Teeth without a stain OF, flaw,
Daisies nesting on her breast:
Go to sleep and dream the rest.
Who she is you will not hear,
Angels oftentimes are near
When you think they are afar,
When you know not who they are,
When you, with no thought or care.
Entertain them unaware.
There is nothing more divine
Than this paragon of mine.
Eugene j. Hall, in Chicago Tribune
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31
To the North Pole i'm q Balloon.

Much has been said as to the posi-.
billy of reaching the north pole in q
balloon, and the present writer has re-
ce we'd numerous letters from people
who declare that they can direct an
aerostat. His reply to such commune
cations is that he will be very glad to
make the gentlemen in question pres
ent of ElOo if they will select two
places, twenty miles apart, 60 in free
aerostat from one spot to another, and
return, without anchoring the balloon
or recharging it with gas, provided that
they. On failing to do this, will give him
Is to assist charity. Any person
who subscribes to a scheme for reach
ing the north pole in balloon. with
our present knowledge of aerostatics.
can not be practically acquainted with
the matter. So far as the solution Of
the problem how to navigate the air is
concerned. we believe that balloons
have done more harm than good. The
attention OF inventors has been diverted
from what is probably the only feasible
way to obtain the desired end-name-
", the construction of a machine
which. itself heavier than the atmos-
phere. will be able to strike blow on
the air in excess of its own weight.
Machinery worked by steam is much
too heavy for this purpose, electricity
some day perhaps will be available. An
engineer who has made electricity his
study recently informed an assembly Of
gentlemen that in the course of the next
ten years he believed it would be posi-
BILE to compress emo ugh electricity in q
substance the size of an eggshell to
drive an express train from London to
Liverpool. Science has not arrived st
this point yet. but who can tell, after
the telephone, the photograph, and the
other marvellous discoveries of Edison,
what it may do in the future? Invent
ors should never forget that bird Is
heavier than the air, and that the bird
flies because its strength enables it to
overcome the difference between its
weight and that of the atmosphere IL
displaces. To put the case in nut
shell, aerial navigation is a mere ques-
ton of lightness and force.-Fred Burn
a6y, IN tie Fortntghtly Reviesc.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31

1t is stated that over thirty thou
sand children live on the canal-boats Of
England.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31

Rochester, N. r., has been decided
upon as the divisional headquarters Of
the Salvation army in Western New
York.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-07-31

foothills, and the work Of the California
cowboy is nearly ended. Alta Calyor-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-25
RObert-WoOd.

A most pleasant society event transpired
yesterday, at Grace Episcopal church, Sank
Rapids, MIMI, the occasion being the mar
rage of Mr.. d. Z. Robert, son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. L. A. Robert, of ST. Paul, and Miss
Ada Payne Wood, the accomplished daughter
of the Hon. J. Q. a Wood, OF Sauk Rapids,
formerly of Owensboro, Ky. The ceremony
was performed at $50 a IN, By the Rev. j.
F. Hamilton, of Sank Center, in the presence
of a large eoucourse Of friends. The bridal
party entered the church as the first tones Of
Menaelssohn's Grand Wedding March
sounded Miss Lila Jones, Of Sank Rapids,
on the arm Of Mr. Willis Holt, Of Aberdeen,
Oak; Miss Louise Bourne, OF Minneapolis,
aud Mr. James Beatty. Of Sank Rapids; Miss
Carrie Robert, sister of the groom, and Mr.
H. 8. Wood, brother of the bride, aud the
bride on the arm of her father. At the altar
the couples separated, fling to right ard left,
the groom entering with the minister from
the vestry. The bride presented a queeuly
appearance in a travelling dress OF wine
colored silk and velvet, the bridesmaids
wearing street costumes of brown silk I'm
mediately after the very impressive ceremony
the entire bridal party left the church in re-
verse order, repairing at once to the depot,
and, amid the hearty congratulations and
good wishes Of a multitude OF friends, Mr..
and Mrs Robert left for bridal tour east.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-25
THE GLOBE ANNUAL REvrEw.

Every ye.lr since its existence the GLOBE
has issued, ION the 31st of Deem Der, an an
nual review of the trade, growth and progress
of st. Paul for the year just closing. These re-
views have had feeble imitators but no rivals
and the only hampering has been the lack
demand for extra copies of the publication.
During the past year the mechan-
zeal facilities of the GLOBE have
been made superior to those of any other,
paper west of Chicago, and magnificent
new building, rected expressly for the
GLOBE, which will be occupied before this
publication, will mike the GLOBE equipped
equal to any paper in the United States, and
at an expense only INDUCED in by the lead
ing and most thorou. ghly established journals
of the country.
The great advancement of the GLOBE in
1884, which places it upon such a magnif-
cent footing, is simply commensurate with
the great advancement of st. Paul, and an
effort win be made to furnish an annual re-
view of which every citizen can be proud.
The size of the edition both in number Of
copies printed and in the number of pages
used, depends entirely upon the de.
mands of the business public. The GLOBE
can meet any demands upon its space that
can be made, but in preparing for so grea
an edition as is sure to be made, some time
must be allowed for arrang ement and thosl
who would secure choice locations for theil
advertising announcements should appl,
early. The first applicants can, of course
have the choice, and the GLOBE trusts all o
its friends, which comprises the entire pub
lie, viii aim to be first in securing adyertis
ing positions.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-25

and bad been in use, q long time previous to
that Il is peculiarly shaped instrument.
something after the fashion OF an old-fash-
toned high cupboard. The pipes are Of tin.
The organist Is the wife OF one Of the mis-
sionaries. There are IL Esouimaux singers,
eight violiDists. The statements made that
the choir Of the MoraTian chapel at Main will
compare favorably in point Of musical and
vocal strength With that Of any modern
church in Canada. The church viii seat
about two hundred, but on special occasions
three hundred crowd into it. The Moravisu
festival season commences about the first OF
November aud continues until Easter. They
have large hymn books, containing both
hymns and tunes, printed in Esquimaux- One
of them includes most of the SAnkey collec-
ton. and the Moravian, Esouimaux converts at
Main, sing '.Gates AJar," '0Ter There"
''sweet-B y-and-By,'' IN their native tongue.
The wants Of these humble, reclaimed vii
layers are few and easily supplied. and their
home-life is vastly superior to that Of the Wild
uucivilized tribes. Under the pupilage Of
the missionaries they have reached point Of
civilization and Christian culture that rem
ders them measurably happy, and hopeful Of
future bliss.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-25
Mine Host McInfyre Surprised.

The Metropolitan hotel was the scene of
delightful event last evening, the principal
parsonage, or central figure to which was
mine host Mr.. Chas. ". Mcintyre, who was
the reeipient-of a genuine surprise party.
The happy affair transpired about $50
O'Clock, and at that hour Mr.. Mcintyre was
in vited by Mr.. John Ford, the day clerk at
the Metropolitan, to enter the ordinary Of the
hotel under the plea of business. On arriv-
ing at the ordinary Mr.. Mcintyre was sur
prised TO find himself surrounded by all the
female help OF the hotel, and before be had
time to discover what was going on,
he was addressed by Miss NJ. j. League,
the efficient lady housekeeDer, who presented
him with a magnificent basket of flowers,
concealed within sparkled rare diamond.
The gem was deity set in a massive gold
ring, and so nicely concealed amidst the
flowers as TO present the appearance of a
drop of dew. In presenting the splendid
gift Miss League made very tidy speech, in
which she expressed the hope that the re-
cipient would meet with success in ali Of
mis- enterprises, and live to enjoy many
happy returns of the dav. In seply Mr..
Mcintyre expressed his thanks, saving that
be was taken so utterly by surprise that be
scarcely knew how to reply.
Following this refreshments were served,
the affair being joyous aud happy in the ex-
treme. The presentation was gotten up by
the white employees Of the hotel and eOnduc-
ted by Mr.. Ford and Miss League.