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AYERS PILLS.

A large proportion of the diseases which
cause human suffering result from derange-
mcnt of the stomach, bowels, and liver.
AYERS CATHAKTIC PILLS act directly upon
these organs, and are especially designed 10
cure the diseases caused by their dcrange-
ment, including Constipation, Indiges-
tIon, Dyspepsia, Headache, Dysentery,
and h9t OF other ailments, for all Of
which hoy are a safe, sure, prompt, and
pleasant remedy. The extensive use OF these
PILLS by eminent physicians in regular prac-
tice, shows Enthusiastically the estimation In
which they are held by the medical profess
sion.
These PILLS are compounded of vegetable
substances only, and are absolutely free from
calomcl or amy other injurious ingredient.
A Sufferer from Headache writes;
"AYER's PILLS are invaluable TO me, aud
are my constant companion. ! have been
a severe sufferer from Headache, and your
PILLS are the only thing | could look 10
for relief, One dose will quickly move my
bowels and free my head from pain. They
are the most effective and the easiest lhysic
l have ever found. 1t is pleasure 70 me 10
speak in their praise, and l always do so
w. l.. PAGE, of W. L. Page & Bro"
Franklin ST., Richmond, Va, june 8, iSS2.
81 have used AYERS PILLS In number
less instances as recommended by you, aud
have never known them 10 fail 10 accomplish
the desired result. We constantly keep them
on hand at our home, and prize them as
pleasant, safe, and reliable family medicine.
FOR DYSPEPSIA they are invaluable.
j. r. HAYES"
Mexia, Texas, June II, 1852.
The REV. FRANCIS Is. HARLowE, writing
| from Atidhtd, Ga, says; ." For some years
past / have been subject TO constipation,
! from which, in spite of the use of med-
| cnes of various kinds, suffered increasing
Inconvenience, until some months ago l
! began taking AYERS PILls. They have
entirely corrected the costiye habit, and
have vastly improved my general health"
Ayers CATHARTIC PILLS correct irregu.
larties Of the bowels, stimulate the sppe-
tite and digestion, and by their prompt and
thorough action give tone and yigor TO the
whole physical economy.
PREPARED BY
Or. J.C. Aver &Co. Lowell, Mass.
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UNCLE TITUS.

Titus of Nnrbonne, the founder of the
house of Titus & Romaneche, was hn
old mana millionaire and without
children! Uncle Titus was content to
lavish all the paternal affection he pos
sessed on the two sons of his sister,
twins, who we're entirely unalike in
character, bEt were nevertheless both
worthy of his love.
Jean was industrious and Paul volatile.
Both studied law in Paris. They graiu-
ated on the same day. Paul with more
eclat than Jean, because, although he
knew less, he was better talker. When
the news reached their home, Uncle
Titus, in his delight, threw his hat on
the table and exclaimed
"Ten thousand francs! am going to
give them 10000 francs with whici to
amuse themselves and see Constant. no.
ple."
Aud eight days later be counted cut
that sum to his two nephews as he bade
| them good-by.
Would it Nmuse you to go to Con-
staninople?" said Paul to his brother.
81 would much prefer to pass my month
holiday in Paris, where l could fiud an
agreeable companion who would help me
spend my 5 900 francs which Uncle Titus
gave me-
"But how could you write Uncle
Titus an account of your travels?"
Easily enough, In my letters to you
| would inclose letters dated from Con
stantinople, and on could post them"
Jean consented to Pauls proposition
The former conScientiously started oil
his travels, while the other secretly
boarded train for Paris. On reaching
the Bosphorus Jean commenced to study
so assiduously that he hardly had tim,
to send Al few words each week to incl,
Titus. Paul, on the other hand, pur
chased Theophile Gautier's immorta
book of Constantinople, and took there
from, at the rate of ten pages at time
material for the letters, full of color
which he sent in a roundabout way t
Uncle Titus, who received them will
delight.
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DACKERTON HOTEL.
Midway between Mauch Chunk Lehighton
LEOPOLD MEYER, PRoPRIEToR,
Paekerton, Penn'G.

This we'll known hotel is admirably rented,
aud has the best accommodations TOR Oerman-
ent and transient bOarders. Excellent tables
Aad the very best liquors. Also hne stables
attached. Sept. l6-yl.
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Are your Kidneys disordered2
kidney Wort brought me from my grave, as 10
were after had been given up by IL best doctors IN
Detroit" n. W. DeveTauX, Mechanic, lonia, Mich.
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If you would Danish Disease
l and gain Health, Take
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Ladies', are you suffering? .
"Kidney-Wort cured me of peculiar troubles OF
several years standing. Many friends and praise
It.n Mrs. II. Lamoreaux, Isle La Motto, VI.
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Are YOU Rheumatism racked ?

Are you tormented with Piles2
"Kidnoy-NYort permanently cured me OF bleeding
piles. DR.. w. q. Kline recommended Il TO me-"
Geo. II. Horst, Cashier NJ. Bank, MyerStown, Pn-
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Their vacation. however, came to an
end. Jean sailed for Marseilles, having
increased his baggage with some rare
and tattered books. Paul, however, had
in the meantime riaed the shops of all
the dealers in oriental bibelots in Rue
de Rivoli and the goods of the dealers in
the Palais Royal. His companion. An
tonIa, who accompanied him and assisted
him in obtaining these exotic acquisi-
tions, availed herself of the opportunity
of securing Mahometan outfit,
The two brothers arranged it so that
they would ring at the same time at the
door of their Uncle Titus. He -coYered
them with kisses.
'Let us look q moment at what you
have both brought back" said the good
man, who was filled with curiosity.
Packages were piled up in the vesti.
bule. They all belonged to Paul Jean
had only valise, that which he carried
away with him, little heavier on &C
count of the books he had collected
Uncle Titus, seeing it, shrugged hi'
shoulders, but he fell into ecstasies wher
Paul unpacked his treasures. He al
most tainted as the articles we're dis
played-the arms. the perfumes, and tn,
many-colored slippers.
A cruel doubt entered the mind o
Uncle Titus. Had Jean really been Il
Constantinople?
One day, as the uncle and his tW
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"KidneyWort is tho most successful remedy have
ever used Gives almost immediate relief"
DR.. Phillip O. Ballou, Monkton, Vt,
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Have you Liver Complaint ?
."Kidney-Wort cured mo Of chronic Liver Diseases
Henry Ward late Col Goth Nat Guard N. Y.
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Is your Back lame and aching2
"Sidney-Wort, Il bottle) cured me when 1 was 30
lame had to roll out Of bed"
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Have you Kidney Disease2
"Hidacy-Wort mndc mo sound In liver and kidneys
after years of unsuccessful doctoring. Its worth
$40 a boy n-Safnl uodlres. WillamstoMn, West Va.
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Suffering from Diabetes?

Have you Bright'S DiseaSc.' 2
"Ridney Wort cured me when my water was Just
like chalk and then like blood"
Frank Wilson, Peabody, Mass.
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AT0 you BIIIOUST
"lSiiney-Wort has done mo moro good than
other remedy have ever taken"
Mrs. j. I. Galloway, Elk Flat, Ores
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Have you Malariap
'Kidnoy-Wort has done better than any other
remedy have ever used in my practicc,n
Dr.. II, X Clark, South Hero, VI
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tAIU YOU IOIIUIIIIIcI UIkoIII ItIOhONI Z
"kidney-Wort cured me, after 1 was given up to
lie by physicians and had suffered thirty years."
Elbridge Malcolm, West Bath, Maino.
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daH? Or perhans thev wonld like 4

day? Or perhaps they would like
letter of acceptance which should com
prise half-a-dozen thick volumes on
ethics, two or three poems about the
length of SPencer's Fairy Queen, and
several French plays, to fill up with ?
That might satisfy them; but then they
would probably complain of the flip
pancy of the candidate.
We know we are great people, and
that we have a greater country, which
is likely to be much greater, and that we
are growing all the time; but we do not
wish to be told these things in a letter of
acceptance; we can learn it all in the
newspapers, or watch the growth our
selves. Governor Cleveland struck the
nau on the head in saying that 1.-The
once OF President is essentially eXecu-
tive IN its nature. The law enacted by
the legislative branch of the Govern
ment the Chief Executive is bound faith
fully to enforce. And when the wisdom
OF the political party which selects one
OF Its members as nominee for that
| Office has outlined its policy and declared
| its principles, it seems to me that nothing
in the character of the Office or the
necessities of the case requires more
from the candidate accepting such NOM
| nation than the suggestion of certain
well-kDown truths. Governor Cleve-
| land was nominated because he is an
| honest man and man of good sense,
and has pledged himself to put down
corruption in the public service, and
give US a pure administration. He will
surely do these things, although in his
letter of acceptance he has strangely
omitted any reference to the decline and
fail OF the Roman Empire Puck.
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4 Monkey's fear of Firearms.

He was greatly frightened at gun
that shot off one day at some sparrows.
He hid atOnce in the straw OF his cage
and never left it till the gun was hung
up again. After that had only to touch
the stock, to make him hide again, when
nothing could be seen in the straw except
a pair of sharp eyes watching all my mo-
tons. Just touch of my finger or OF a
cane upon the cock of the gun was
enough to deprive him of all quiet.
used to carry on my watch-chain a little
pistol, on which percussion-cap would
make tolerably loud report. The mon
key had not yet found this out, and, sit
ting on my knees, would amuse itself
with licking the silver barrel One day
in his presence Iput percussion-cap on
the nipple of the pistol. The monkey
observed my movements with great at
tention, but without seeming disturbed
by them. But when the cock, being
raised, made two clicks. Molly dropped
his eyebrows, while he continued sitting
quietly. When the explosion took place,
his fright was unbounded. Crying
loudly, and full of anguish, he fell from
my knees, ran across several rooms,
leaped out of the window, chung to
olu OONll W Vic SIIeeb anu
hid himself in ditch in neighboring
garden. His nervousness lasted long
while, and had to take off my watch
chain to appease it. From that day he
was in such fear of the little pistol that
to take hold of the chain was enough to
make him disappear in the straw. But
he very soon learned by experience that
the source of the defamation was not in
the chain but in the pistol, and could
easily distinguish it from the other ap-
pendages of the chain, of which he was
not afraid at all. Sitting on the straw in
his cage, he would attentively watch my
movements while was handling these
appendages. The closer my fingers APP
preached the formidable object, the
greater became his anxiety, and with his
eyes riyeted upon the instrument and
with tense ears, he would dance contin-
uously in the cage, all ready to 80 under
the straw. He would assure himself
beforehand, for greater security, that the
cage-door was well shut; and one day,
when the bolt had not been pushed in,
he leaIed out from the cage, which did
not seem safe enough for him, and went
and hid himself under the bed in the
next room As gradually removed my
hand from the pistol, would received
chuclles OF appreciation; and, with his
lips pushed forward and the muscles of
his ear moving by jerks, he would mani
lest very great joy.-M. J. FISCHER,
sA PoPuttr Science Aoathty.
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SOME COLD FACTS.
The Ger True Tale of the Hotel
Register. j.

The hotel register is an interesting
study. The caligraphy or GEOGRAPHY,
as the case may be, furnishes its quota
to the store of the student of human
nature. The mere registering of ones
name is simple enough; but the manner
in which it is done, the writing upon the
book, often tells a tale, however uncon-
scious the writer may be that he is fur
nishingsa paragraph to the observer. Mr..
Grandson Rake has been detained down
town, toying with chips until his stake
has petered out, or has, perhaps, imbib-
ed far too freely to encounter at early
morn the partner of his woes, SO he
registers "Grandison Rake, St. Louis, ?"
although a resident of the city, taking
care to make his autograph illegible
as bad pen and a shaky hand will
enable him to do. He does not deceive
the clerk, who slows him away under
the roof, as matter of course.
AS rule, Americans register their
names simply, without indicating that
they have or not handle" to them.
The signer may be honorable, major,
judge, or colonel, but he does not, in
his republican simplicity, see fit to
herald his dignities. If with his wife.
he registers and wife, :" or and lady y
although some hotels object to this
latter designation as too vague. The
Englshman is more particular, and,
when with his better half. inscribes her
and himself as "Mr. and Mrs"
Each nation has its peculiar hand
writing. An agglomeration of thin and
thick strokes is characteristically Ameri-
can, while the Briton's strokes are of
the same thickness throughout, and con-
sequently morelegible. French Spanish,
and italian handwritings are minute,
and often degenerate into an undecipher-
able scrawl, but all are careful to notify
whom it may concern that they are
barons or counts. Celebrities of the
stage and of the drama seldom con-
tribute to the hotels collection of auto
graphs. mime Voce d'Oro and maid"
have their names names put down by
the impressario or by the clerk, while
Sig. Sparafucile, the great tenor. and
equally great beer drinker, blots the
register, and draws on it pattern for
crewel work, thus practically illustrating
that, although "a beautiful voice is a
gift of God" as Nine. Patti is wont to
lnscribe in albums, a tenor's handwrit-
lDgis assuredlynot. American military
men are in the habit of merely append
ing Z. S. A. to their names, thus failing
to indicate their rank or to give clew
as to their identity. Occasionally some
distinguished parsonage seeks to per-
serve his or her incognito. An instance
of this happened in New York two years
ago, when Goodwin Smith, anxious to
escape the opportunities of the inter
viewer, baffied the lynx-eyed and keen
scented gentry of New York by register
ing Mr.. and Mrs. Smith" This name
being somewhat common, did not
attract attention.
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GROVER CIeveland,s Letter.

Governor Cleyeland's enemies or
rather Mr.. Blaine's friends-of course
find fault with Mr.. Cleveland's concise,
plain and statesman-likel letter of accept
ance, and there are even some silly
Democrats who say that the document
is not long enough. What, in the name
of common-sense, do these people want?
DO they crave for history of the world
from the time of Noah's Ark to the
nomination of Ben Butler? Are they
suffering for treatises on Political Econ
omv. or FOR reams of statistics, from the
discovery of America until the present
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IILIII
Like nature? Can Imagination boast
Or can it mix them with that matchless skill
And loose them in each other, as appears
In every bud that blows?
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Piles Pnasll piles.,.

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itch
ing piles. One box has cured the worst
cases of thirty years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using Will
iams' Indian Pile Ointment. 1t absorbs
tumors, allays itching, acts as poultice
gives instant relief. Pepared only for
Piles. itching of the private parts. moth
ing else Hon. J. NJ. Coffenburys al
Cleveland, SAYS: II have used scores az
Pile cures. and it affords me pleasure ia
saw that l have never found anything
which gives such immediate and perma,
nent relief as DIR. Williams, Indian Pile
Ointment Sold by druggists and
mailed on receipt 6 price, 81.
land, Ohio. 5i.t ~
For sale-at 2. C. NJ. /. drug store. =
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RAILROADS.

ny ALLODDS
THE DEST EQUIPPED
Railroad in the World.
Let 4. be forever remembered tnas the
Chicago and Northwestern
RAILWAY
Is the best and shortest route 70 and from
Chicago and Council Bluffs {Omaha), ana
elers when passing 10 or from
California and Colorado,
1t also operates the best route and the short
o line between
CHICAGO AND ST. PAUL AND
MINNEAPOLIS,
milwaukee, La Crosse. Sparta, Madison, Fort
Howard Green Bay,) Wis.,, Winona, Owa-
tonna, Mankato, Mimi: Cedar Rapids. Des
Moines, Webster City, Algona, Clinton, Mar
shalltown, Iowa; Freeport, Elgin, Rockford,
Ill, are amongst its Soo local stations on us
lines. at.n - <CA- L.rsEt
Among few of the numerous points of
superiority enjoyed by the patrons of this
road, are its DAY COACHES, which are the
finest that human art and ingenuity can
create; its PALATIAL SLEEPING CARS,
which are models of comfort and eleganee;
its PALACE DRAWING ROOM CARS, which
are unsurpassed by any; and its widely cele-
brated 0 ~
Northwestern Dining Cars.
The like of which are not run by any other
road anywhere. In short, it is asserted that
it is THE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN THE
WORLD. i.oU Ills .aalD
All points of interest north, northwest and
west of Chicago, business centres, summer
resorts and noted hunting and fishing
grounds are accessible By the various
branches of this road. It owns and controls
over 5000 miles of road, and has over 400 pas
senger conductors constantly caring Tor its
millions Of patrons.
Ask your ticket agent for ticket via this
route, AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All
leading ticket agents sell them. 1t costs no
more to travel on this route, that gives first
class accommodations, than 1t does to go by
poorly equipped roads.
For maps, descriptive circulars and SUM
me; resort papers, or other information not
obtainable at your local ticket Office. write to
the
GENL PASS. AG'T. C. e. n. W. R'Y.,
CHICAGO, ILL.
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UTAH and NEVADA
RAILWAY.

On and After
WEDNESDAY. JUNE 4th. 1884.
The Utah & Nevada Railway Company will
run their trains as follows:
Sundays excepted.)
Leave Salt Lake City s.Da.m.
Garfield 1000
Tooele lilo e
Arrive at Terminus lilo
Leave Terminus 100 pm.
Tooele lS0 :.
Garfield go =.
Arrive at Salt Lake City S.45 "
The Bathing Train
VIII leave Salt Lake City Sundays excepted)
for the Lake at 40 I. IN; returning,
arrive at $50 pm.
Sunday Trains
Leave Salt Lake City for Black Rock and
Garfield only at 10 am. and $50 pm;
returning, arrive at2.30 and s pm.
FARE-To Black Rock and Garfield and
return, on all trains, SOC.
Children between 5 and 10 years of age, &c.
To- Special rates given TO Sunday Schools,
Societies, etc.
No Freight will be received after 4p.m.
S. F. FENT0N, W. w RifER,
Gen. Frt and Pass- Ag't. Supt.
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The great designs that have been
digested and matured, and the great
literary works that have been begun and
finished, in prisons, fully proved that
tyrants have not yet discovered any
chains that can fetter the mind Col
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He TINT snmnrs

He that suffers
Prosperity to swell him 'bove a mean,
Like those impressions i the air that rise
From dunghill Yapors, scattered by the wind,
Leaves nothing but an empty name behind.
-Nabb.
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knowledge is as food, and needs no less
Her temp rance over appetite, to know
In measure what the mind may well contain
Oppresses else with surfeit, and soon turns
Wisdom to folly.
Milton
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CHOICE THOUGHTS.
OhlOnlY those

Can tell how precious is the slightest thing
Affection gives and hallows. A dead flower
Wall long be kept remem brancer of looks
That made each leaf a treasure.
Miss London
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By natures laws, immutable and Just,
Enjoyment stops where incidence begins;
And purposeless, tomorrow, borrowing sloth
Itself heaps on its shoulders loads of woe
Too heavy to be borne.
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1t was a very proper answer to him
who asked why any man should be
delighted with beauty, that it was a
question that none but blind man
could ask Lord Clarendon.
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CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND g. Pacific ny


Southeast tie West Northwest
Fairfield, Liberty
Guthrie
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Consult the acutest poets and speakers
and they will confess that their quick
est, most admired conceptions were such
rs darted into their minds like sudden
flashes of lightning. they know not how
nor WHENCE South.
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Not EXacting.

lone word" she said. "before we
part and her bright eyes glowed in
the mellow-light of the turned-down
lamp. Are you sincere?" 81 am sin
cere,' he replied in tones whose truth
fulness could not be doubted by any
one save the most confirmed passimist.
"Then you cannot give me a palace by
Lake ComoP' and she looked into his
eyes "a if she would read his inmost
soul. II cannot he answered. J"
"Not even brown-stone 'front.'"
mop There was wonderful firm
ness, a don 't-you-forget-it-ness in the
tone in which this momentous mono
syllable was spoken. Not even a cot
tage in the suburbs?" mot even that,
darling There was an anguish in his
accents that indicated mind wholly
given up to the gnawing inroads of II
sharp-loothed despair. what can you
offer me, thenp' she asked; what can
you offer me rs an incentive TO induce
me to become your bride? "A share
in 81 II week, with prospect of a rise
next spring. He said this with all
the deep conviction of man who
knows just how he stands. at is suf-
ticient," she said, with q T. o"' smile:
81 am yours AIgcrnon. A / is
better than no bread. u. cWe
JOuTnU.