Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-05-05
ALL SORTS.

Now is the time to treat Catarrh oflong standing.
Elys Cream Balm cures obstinate cases where other
remedies fail. In it lies the relief you seek Price
so cents.
Apply into nostrils with the finger.
A gentleman from Orwell, Pa, called my atten-
ton to Ely's Cream Balm a remedy for Catarrh,
Hay Fever &c. He was so earnest in asserting it
to be positive cure (himself having been cured by
it, that purchased stock. The Balm has already
effected cures P F. Hyatt, NJ. D., Bordentown,
Nj. have been great sufferer from Catarrh
for Is years, with distressing pain over my eyes,
gradually the disease worked down to my lungs.
About 4 year and half ago L began using Ely's
Cream Balm Balm, with most gratifying results,
and am to-day apparently cured. T. C. Warren,
Rutland, Vt.
''What are clouds?' Well, one kind is when you
call to see your girl and find that the other fellow is
in the parlor with her.
butchers Extract of Roots for home made beer.
% cent bottle makes 10 gallons root beer ''Such
mother used to make" 1t is a fine spring Tonic
and is palatabe, refreshing and healthy at any time
Butchers ready cleaner Butchers dead shot for
bed bugs Butchers fly lillcr-sold by Dutton,
Barton ITildreth, Barton Landing Newland
Irasburgh, and at stores generally.
The crying BABY at puDc meeting is ike Il gOou
| suggestion; it ought to be carried out
Found At well known druggists, a porous
plaster that not only relieves, but Cures. 1t is
Kean's Kidney and Back Plaster. Absolutely the
best porous plaster known.
Don't try to take the right of way frem an express
train at a railroad crossing.
Nice Large Potatoes.-Pomfret, Vermont used
Bowker's Fertilizer ON potatoes, and fifty rods
ofland L raised 115 bushels ofvery nice large pota-
toes. Used also for grass and got threefold more
than I should have without it. Geo. Culver.
Lovers, ike armies, get along well enough tillthe
engagement begins.
Epilepsy Entirely Cured.-Prof. Irving B. Smith
OF Pike n. Y, makes the following statement
samaritan Nervinc has entirely cureo of cpl
leptic fits
A burglar got into the house of lawyer the other
day. After terrible struggle the lawyer succeeded
in robbing him.
Threw Away sS.50.-.'Troubled with asthma fol
eight years. Not quite two bottles of Thomas Ec
lectric Oil cured me completely, after spending
over $3.50 without the Slightest benefit" This i
what August Trubner, OF Tyrone, Pa, says,
Don't put in no muskeeter nettin' for me- salt
Aunt Hannah. 81 don't want to breathe strain
ed air."
The season for house cleaning is near at hand, 70
which purpose there is nothing convenient a
, James Pyle's Pearlne.
care those pure eanares?" eyes, SIR" said tn
dealer, 81 raised them ere birds from canary seed
vegetne cleanses and puriies the blood, there
2 by causing humors of all kinds to disappear.
= Mamma, 1 want to see what is in that box.
, "There isn't anything in it, Tom" "oh, then
e want to see what there isn't in it,
: The universal verdict, ''The Hop Plaster is IL
:, best porous plaster ever made Only % cts
The failure of a New York wooden firm is a
i nouneed. They were unable to pull the wool or
heir creditors eyes any longer.
Castora.
:, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
+ When she a Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
= Don't shake a hornets nest to see if any of Il
: family are at home.
d His slippery GLASS Eye.-"The Squire" says tt
author OF "The Hoosier Schoolmaster," ''wore o
- glass eye and wig. The glass eye was constant
- slipping out Of focus, and the wig turning arou
{, sidewise his head whenever he addressed t
people Of the Flat Greek district sad spectac
i. Parkers Hair Balsam preserves and promotes t
49, growth of the natural hair. 1t also restores
y natural color to Hair which has faded or becoi
III gray. Clean elegant, beneficial, highly perfume