The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-04-26

10 have little girl ask him 10 the prescnt
Of others, if il hurts any.
-ELECTRICTTY.- OF all ine know
Electro Galvanic Appliances at the preser
day it is now conceded bv the Medical Fra
ternity and Electricians generally, that II
American Galvanic Co.'S HOWARD smELr
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merits, as ono shield or appliance can 1
fitted to any part Of the body, which is n,
true of any other. See advertisement /
another column Of this paper. Electric Ga
zetie.
joe Hoxic, referring to the bitterness +
Southern ladies during tho war, brough
down tho house by saying, at the dew
had been woman, what a deYil Of dey
he would have been!"
Avoid cheap goods. Tho Hop P'asie
cures pans and aches where other plas or
simply releye, 25 cts. at all drug stores.
Why is a United States Treasury moi
like a caterpiler? Because its hard to coun
her feet. Counterfeit.
DIR. Mary Walker says she will wea
trhwsrrs or nothing. We guess it is bette
as it is! She ney keep them on.
From Major Downs. Sing Sing. n. Y: a.
was suffering severly with catsrrh Ey',
Cream Balm was suggested. Within az
hour OF the first application felt relieved
Was entirely cured in a lew daYs.-W. A
Downs.
Ex Mayor r W Townlev. Judge T T
Mccormick. Z II Sherwoni. Banker; j Ma.
gnre. Barker; 6 s Davis, Bunker. and j c
Tichenor, Merchant.-ail oi Elizahelh. n. j.
earnestly commend Elv's Cream Balm as
specific for catarrhal affection. Price soc.
An obituary notice contains the touch
ing intelligence that tho deceased "hac
accumulated little money and ten chill
dren."
There are three terrible diseases nov
before married men, namely: Spring reve'
Spring tonnets and Spring house cleaning
Emorv's Little Cathartic Pills are snfr
ciently powerful for the most robust, We
She safest for children, and weak constitu
tions; the action in any Il sense is unilnrn
certain and safe, painless and effective
Druggsts-l5 cents,
"A Southern od.tor asserts that angel
are all blondes, bat blondes are not al
angels. 1t is painfully apparent that hi
wife is not a brunette.
"A woman always carries her purse il
her hand so that other women will see il
man carries his in his inside pocket s,
that his wife won't see il.
Good Health is the greatest Of fortunes
no remedy has So often restored the prize t.
the suffering, As Hood S Sarsaparilla. Try it
A man and his wife had little diff
Guilty in the kitchen the other day, and
presently matters became so quiet that yor
could hear a roiInS-pin drop.
VA Keep in the Fashion. The Diamonj
DYES always do more than thoy claim To do
C"ior over that old dress. II will look liz,
new. They are warranted. toe. at drug.
gisis, Wells, Richardson & Co, Burling
tor, VT.
-"Yes," signed old Mrs. Gumbo, "that
accident WAS hnrrb'e. When read abou
it, it exaggerate me so that couldn't de
compose myself for several hours"
d. yon eyer have acute pains in youl
left breast extending Ia ynur arms. do Va,
'ver nave suti'cdtimg feelings IN the region
oi lnnr heart? II 50 yuu have heart disease
Use Dr.. Graves Heart Regulator, sur,
specific. 81 per bottle.
Ordered tn clear the court, an Irish
cricr at Balliuasloe did So by this an
nounccmenl: "Now, then, oil We black
guards that isn't lawyers must leave the
coort."
your KuRAKoFF is doing wonderful
work and | have entire confidence in it,
II is curing me-" Dr.. F. G. WheeloclI, De
Ruyter, n. Y.
Chicago boasts Of a lady, now ninety
four year old, VINO used to sit in George
Washngton's lap. It's comforting to know
that, even if George couldn't tell lie, he
used to have some fun with the girl.
GUARANTEED to cure a cold or couc h
-Acker's celebrated English Remedy Soli
by DR. G T Horn, Lehighton, ana L Horn
WelSspOrt.
~ t'N'b "h' b''N lNohlus NNblt u
haye sailed for New Caledonia to bs mar
ried to well behaved eonyicts," says a re.
cent London letter. As it Is leap year and
the prisoners can't escape, they will prob,
ably be successful.
~ DON'T FEEL WELL" The stom.
ach is out oi order; neglected, that means
chronic dyspepsia. You should take Acker' s
Dyspepsia Tablets and ayoId this terrible
disease. Sold by C. r. Horn, Lehighton
and +. A. Horn, Wessport.
Looking il at two love birds caress.
ing each other in a cage, little miss ask ed
what they were dang. "Iaking loYe,
eourIinG," aaid her elder brother. "Pshaw,
why don't they get married and then they
wouldn't make loye any more"
"A lady reader writes to say that she
hss been losing her hair reeeutly,und wants
to know what she shall do to prevent it.
Either keep pour bureau drawer locked or
else discharge the hired girl and get an.
other Of a complexion din, rent from Yours
ERUPTIoNs. SORES, Pimplss, Rheu.
'N'-' "'N '-' '"N''aVlS ol impure OluOu
Aeker's Blood Elixer is the remedy. Sold
by DR. Horn, LeLlgstoL, and E A Horn
Wessport.
$50 you're engaged to DR.: C. It must
be very nice to be engaged to a doctor,
Every time he calls, you know-and oI
course that must be very often feel a:
il you were getting for nothing what every.
body else would have to pay three dollar.
for."
-"Do you suppose eating augel-eahe will
make an angel out Of me?" asked a scramble
young lady ofthe worldly young man. awe
10 doubt it will, lyou eat enough Of it,"
be replied.
Mrs, Partinston says that her minis.
ter preached about the p4 rabie Of the prob
ahle son.
Every farmer should at least have one
eo-niy paper, aud that paper SHOULD be The
ADVOCATE. wh.ah contains an tba latest 10.
'sl osws ouly Sl.Oo gear,