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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs for Cough.
and Colds: 81 think them the best and
most convenient relief extant.n-Rev, O.
al. Humphrey, Crate, Ky. 25 cts. a box.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

A YOUNG lady who attempts to capture
more than seven beaus always tries to
fascinate. There, now!-LJe.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

CYCLONES are becoming so plenty out
West that almost every poor family can
afford to have one.-BoStOn Post.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

IT is hard to run a newspaper unless IL
can stand alone. Whitehall Times.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

A 1ErrE from Berlin says: "The EN-
peror has grown ten years older during the
last decade.W
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

The short, hacking cough, which leads TO
Consumption, is cured by Piso's Cure.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

JOHN Darts, ESQ, Of Woodburn, Ill.,, writes:
" San1dritdn NerUine cured my son Of ITS"
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

The wages of tho paragrapher-his ink
come.-GOuuerneur Herald.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

A HORRIBLE but humorous paragrapher
suggests that the Boston crematory il only
a new way of baking beings.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

"~L1TERALLY carried out Of the system" Dis
when attacked by Samaritan. NclVine.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

Be sure to obtain "Allcock's" Porous
Plaster, as all others are worthless imita.
tions.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Stops your throat hurting. Why don'tyou
use it? Pixies toothache drops cure in one
minute.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

The Chinese may have to 60, but the
Keely motor never.-PecE's Sun.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. &c.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

WHEN q rich man dies nowadays he
leaves his will to his heirs and his money
to their lawyers.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16

Fooran mouth disease-Gout and tooth,
ache.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16
they were RIGHT

HILL Will O
(When the Doctors Called It Gravel,) and
Mr.. Washington Monroe, of Catskill,
Green Co., N. Y, was Fortunate In Using
DR.. David K~ennedy's Favorite Remedy,
which Entirely Removed the Disease
The Wisdom Of Following . Wife's
Advice.
"For many years I had suffered from a
complaint which the physicians called
Gravel I had employed some Of the most
noted doctors without obtaining any
permanent relief, and for a long time my
case was regarded as hopeless. All who
knew the circumstances said I must die.
Finally, my wife induced me to try a bot
tie of DIR. DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVOR
TIE REMEDY, which she had somewhere
heard Of or seen advertised. Without the
slightest faith in it, but solely to crafty
her, I bought a bottle Of a druggist in our
village. used that and two or three bot.
ties more, and-to make a long story short
Il am now as healthy a man as there is in
the county.
"Since then I have recommended DIR.
DAVID FAVORITE RENE.
DY to others whom I knew to have suf-
fered from Kidney and Liver complaints;
and, I assure the public, that the FAVOR
TIE REMEDY has done its work with a
similar completeness in every single in.
stance, and I trust some other sick and dis
couraged mortal may hear of it and try the
FAVORiTE REMEDY, as I did.O
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16
102 BROADWAY, Room No. TO-
NEW YORK. Jan. Is. 1884.

NEW YORK, Jan. Is, 1854.
1 first saw what a very ineremedy ALL.
COCKS Porous PLAsTERs were when they
cured my wife of asthma, and when 1 was
attacked with pneumonia, some three
months ago, I first thought of ALLcock's
.PLAsrERs. By the advice of my physician
I placed two under each shoulder.b blade
and two on my chest; in a few hours I
breathed easier, tho congestion of the
lungs was much less, the icy feeling down
my spine and in my back vanished; the
plasters soon made mi SO warm that I
broke out in a profuse Precipitation, and i'll
three days I was we'll and attending to my
affairs. I ought to say that I took two
BRANDRErH's PILLS every nightfor over
week, which I think helped me a good deal.
WILLIAM PERsoH.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-05-16
-pREvENrEp.

OYSTER BAY, NY, April II, 1883.
l believe I have been saved from a terri.
Die illness by AL1cocK's Porous PLAsrERs.
About a month ago I was attacked with
a violent pain in my chest, accompanied
by a fever and great difficulty in breath
ing. a%pprehended pneumonia, which is
80 prevalent at present; I went to bed and
applied n Allcock's Plaster between nv
shoulder blades and two on my chest. In
an hour my breathing was much easier, in
two hours the pain had left me, and the next
morning I awoke perfectly free from fever.
l went about my business as usual, and at
the end of a week took the plasters of.
For the last ten years Allcock's Plasters
nave been used by my family with the best
eject in colds, coughs, and pain in the side
and back. Z. B. SHERWOOD.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
CarpetLng St. Mary,s Church.

1t is understood thata number of the
lady members belonging to st Mary's
Catholic Church, in this city, have in
contemplation the raising of sufficient
money wherewith to purchase car
pet for the main and side isles of that
edi6ce. 1t is a good move, and will
add much to the appearance of the
church, as well as tend to prevent
much distraction to the members of
the congregation. We were not in
formed whether the necessary funds
were to be raised by subscription or
otherwise; it was limited, however,
that those members of the church
who make it habit of going to
church at a late hour should be called
upon to foot the bill for the carpet
Whenever the ladies undertake such
a praise worthy calling they are gen
orally successful. We hope soon to
report the fact that the carpet has
been secured for the church.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
News From The slh DlstrIct.

A Bristol correspondent sends us
a few local items which we publish
with thanks: "The farmers around
here are threshing their crops, which
prove fine in quality and quantity.
Mr. j. b. M. Pindel from a fallow lot
of II acres, got $50 bushels of wheat.
His neighbor, Mr. W. II. Fisher, also
made fine crop of wheat and has
splendid crops of tobacco and corn,
which will take the best part of the
8th district to beat.
"Mr. James Owens, Sr., gave a
Ball on Wednesday night in honor of
his grand daughter, Miss Parkhurst,
of Baltimore, which was attended by
the elite of the neighborhood, and
was highly enjoyed by all.
Politics is becoming lively in the
old Sth. | think we will make a
good showing for Cleveland and
Hendricks.
"You shall hear from me again
while | sojourn in these parts. E.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
Shame, Shame, Shame !

Has the city of Annapolis a City
Commissioner, or has she not? If any
one viii but take landscape view Of
the lower por,ion Of Duke of Glou-
cester strees. and witness its present
miserable, dilaoidated condition, he
would fancy that the city was even
without any corporate authority
The press has frequently called the
attention Of the city authorities to its
needy condition. personal requests
have been made and even petitions
have been presented, asking that it
may be renovated, or, at least, inn
proved. The recent heavy rains
have played havoc with its bed, and
the longer it is delayed or neglected
the greater will be the injury to the
same and the greater will be the ex-
pense attending its improvement
That part of Annapolis is not only a
great thoroughfare, but, of late, has be-
come quite a resort and promenade
for many who delight in shifting the
salty breezes from the bridge over the
Spa.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
Naval Notes.

Lieut.. Charles r. Miles and Geo.
w. Tyler have been ordered to duty
at the Naval Academy September /;
Lieut.. j. NJ. Bowyer to the Michigan;
Lieut.. Frank Hotchkin to the train
ing ship Minnesota.
The following officers have been
detached Lieutenant c. o. Allebone
from the Minnesota, and granted leave
of absence for one year; Lieut.. j.
w. Danenhower from the Minnesota
Cd instant, and ordered to the Naval
Academy September /; W. j. Bar
nette from the Saratoga, and ordered
to the Naval Academy September l /.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
LATEST NEWS.
CITY AND COUNTY.
OTHER LOCAL MATTERS.
An Interesting Panegyric.

Yesterday being a continuation of
the Feast Day Of St Alphonsus
Liguero, tie patron Saint of the
Order of the Redemptorists, an in
teresting panegyric on the life of this
christian hero, was delivered by Rev.
Father Currier. He divided his
eulogium into three distinct parts, as
constituting the life Of St. A phonsus,
via his innocence, his zeal, and his
patience. ID foutsing upon each'
respectively, o. these yirtuous~quali-
ties, Father Currier drew a most
beautiful and vivid picture of the sub
jecJ Of his theme; presenting to the
minds of his aud,ence, among which
were maly attentive non-Catholic
listeners, the purity Of life, the IN
abatit g efforts made for the succor of
fallen humanity, and with what re-
markable fortitude this sanity man
bore his christian and apostolic call
ing. Father Curriers' eulogistic
deineation of the vituous character
of the life of this great Doctor Of the
Roman Catholic Hierarchy was en-
belIished in no rodomontade style,
but in language as charmingin its con-
struction as it was crystal in its ut
terance, betting in every respect
the great subject on which he dealt.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
Correspondence Evening Capital.)
Letter From MillerSYille.
MILLERsvILLE, August 4, 1884

MILLERsvILLE, August 4, 1884.
Mr. Editor:
The game of base ball played at this
place on Saturday was won by the
Millersville Club by score of 10 to 5.
The game was witnessed by upwards
of a hundred persons, a great many
of them being ladies. The game
commenced by the Millersville having
the first innings. The score at first
stood in favor of the Severn Club, but
on the fifth innings the MilIersville
Club caught up, and then their luck
changed.
The recent rains have done great
deal of damage to the grain which has
been left in the field 1t has also
delayed the threshing of grain in this
part of the county Nearly all the
people have gone to camp-meetings,
either at Jackson or the other groves,
to enjoy short time in the woods.
UGLY.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
Personal.

DR.. Claude Handy IS family started
this morning for Bedford Springs,
Pa.
DR.. Handy and r. V. Clayton,
set off to-day for a weeks fishing
jaunt up Severn.
William Rawlings, Esq, of Wash
ington, d. c., is visiting this city.
Mr. J B. l.. Hanes and wife, of
Baltimore, were visiting this city
yesterday.
Miss Miles, of Baltimore, is visit
ing Annapolis.
Mr.. G. A. Dubois left here to-day
for Monterey Springs, Pa.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
Correspondence Evening Capital9
Letter from Jackson Grove.
JACKSON GROVE, August 4, 1884.

JAChSON UhoNE, august ~ 1907.
Mr.. Editor:
The camp at Jackson Grove was
largely attended to-day, notwith-
standing the recent and threatening
rain storms. Not less than thirty
FIVE hundred people were on the
ground to-day, including a very large
attendance from the surrounding
county. There were at least two
hundred and fifty vehicles on the
ground during the day
Jackson Grove is situated on the
B. e. p. Il. r., about mile and
quarter from Odenton, and twelve
miles from Annapolis.
There are about 100 tent-holders
on the ground and 900 people resi-
ding here during the camp. Messrs.
H. and r. d. Woodward, Maynard
Turner and others, are among the
tent holders from this county. The
tents are arranged in a square, with
two avenues passing through each
way. Two springs of cold ice water
supply the camp for all purposes. A
we'll constructed platform and station
is provided at the camp ground
Two policemen are provided for the
camp to keep order. Among the
ministers present were Rev. j. Il.
Murray, President of the Conference,
and Revs. l.. w. Bates, G. III. Little
ton, DR.. f. j. Drinkhouse, r. S. Nor
ris, S. B. Treadway, F. S. Fay, I. o.
Grouse and E. j. Neeper.
Morning prayer at 7 o'clock was
conducted by Rev. Mr.. Treadway,
and at 8 o'clock prayer and exper-
ience meeting was held, conducted by
Rev c. II. Littleton, at which many
persons spoke At IL o'clock Rev.
j. 7. Murray, d. d.. preached from
John, 9th chapter, 35th verse; 81 am
the bread of life." The singing was
led by choir under the leadership of
Prof Spurrier. Rev. Mr.. Cassen,
conducted prayer and experience
meeting at 2 o'clock, and at 3 o'clock
the Rev. l.. w. Bates delivered a
sermon from First Chronicles, 28th
chapter, 9th verse. The congregation
was the largest since the commence
ment of the camp. The Rev. DR.. j.
L: Miller, of Washington, D. c.,
preached in the evening. Dinner
was provided at the boarding tent at
a reasonable price; ice water was re-
tailed by some enterprising colored
persons at one cent a glass. Fruits,
melons, and the like, were in abun-
dance. M.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
Stuck in the Mud.

A horse belonging to the Adams
Express Company, had the bad luck
to get into quagmire in Brewers
Branch yesterday. Efforts were
made all day to relieve him from his
unfortunate predicament, and by the
use of ropes and pullies and levers
he was finally released this morning,
after remaining in the mud a day
and night.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04

| a. .' stock large lot'of Proctor C,
S, ,,'. 49,. Qi'eRe, Eoory Day and Tgorv
es-s ), t',Syd C! direct from the manufac-
Tr,5o Ssnclnnai, which / can sell TO
,gs :, Annapolis at Baltimore Cffv
EAST pa,.s% Also Starch, Rumford :
ee, Wb;aes1 Dukehart's 5 Snuffs. &c.
.ele :. 3 = can sell To the trade also as
sfeby sa,9 10y can buy them in Baltimore
aseS wing the freight and other ex-
l0.lm JOS, 5. NJ. BASIL.
Market Space
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
THE
RATES or ADvERrTsrNG

One inch, one day, IS cents two days,
~ 90 three days, $1.25 one week, 81 90;
Two weeks, $500. Liberal rates made
with those advertising by the month or
year Local notices and political or spe-
clal communications, cents per line.
Ordinary announcement Of marriages
and deaths free, but obituary notices will
be charged for at one half the usual rates
of advertising.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04

The schooner Cambridge" Capt,
Hughlett, arrived here on last Satur-
day from the Rappahanock, with IS
cords of bakers pine wood for Mr..
John Kealy.
The schooner Morning Star"
Can't. Yellet, arrived here to-day,
from Philadelphia, with $50 tons of
Lehigh free burning red ash coal for
Mr.. John healv.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
In Their New Quarters.

Though still in state of incom-
pletion, the new infaat school room
of the First NJ. z. Church was oecu-
pied yesterday, and proved very
comfortable quarters finely adapted
for its purpose.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
TIME TABLE.


TRAINS LEAVE / TRAINS ARRIVE.
Mail, 635 a. M Mail, S.55 a. IN.
Accom-, 1905 p m. Accom-, 100 p. m.
Mail, 42Op m. Mail, $50 p. IN.
Sunday Trains $40 a. IN. 4.20 p. m.
Through freight to and from Baltimore
every day Local freight Monday, We'd
nesday and Friday at 8 a. IN.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04

We are indebted to Mr.. James NJ.
League, paymaster's clerk, on the
Constellation, for copy of the pro-
gram of the reception of Lieut.. Greely
and the survivors Of the arctic expe-
dition, which takes place to, day at
Portsmouth, n. II.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04

EOR SALE,-A LOT on Charles street.
il fronting 81 feet with depth of 100
feet. Apply at the CAPITAL office. a.4tf
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
FOR SALE.

DOR SALE-A large CART HORSE.
j. also, Cart andHarness. INQUIRE
at the CAPITAL office. a4-tf.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04

A trotting match should always
be described in racy manner.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-08-04
EXCELSIOR!
July 4TII

ruu'y terminates what is commonly
uIal "Jhc busy time, as far rs spring
mj summer trade is concerned
While oar sales during this season have
been entirely mp TO our expectations, we
v.hayc ON hand in every department a
large stoc', Of every article appurtaining to
Nmsaud Boys Wear which are now sea
enable, and we shall use every legitimate
method to dispose Of rs large an amount
dlbcsc goods as We possibly can. With
h., end IN view we have thoroughly cX-
mincj and remarked the goods in each
Ip1rhcut of our establishments, and
can assure 3he public that we are Offering
@ch bargains as will gladden. the heart
Of the greatest Bargain Hunter"
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1884-05-22

Sayers, John A. 90 u
HELFRICH, Treasurer.
Treasurers olhce, Middleburgh, Pa, Msrci
~, 1854
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1884-05-22
Isarttuu,ISc f'h~nomcn1

Tho cause Il earthquakes havo long
hcrn the su' G of IN nv cUujccturc'.
The numerous Investigations OF la'c
years nave contributed much TO define
their character; and several data re-
Gently acquired ten further 10 mako
their mechanism clear. II j. known
that tue shocNs are by no means DIS
tributcd VI hap-h"lard over the surface
of the GLOBE. The countries where the
strata have preserved their original
horizontal position, like the north OF
France. u part of B,,gium. an the
most of Russia. arc privileged with
tranquility. N.oicnt cOmmotiOns arc
manifested particularly in regions that
have suffered cons .dcrablc mechanical
accidents. an have acquired their last
rclef at Il recent epoch, like the region
Of the Alps. Italy AMI Sicily.
The tracts that are simultaneously
disturbed rs the same shock most frc-
uucntly comprises ares Of from deg.
TO IL de-, or from 800 To | 300 kilo-
metres. Tnry rarely include much
more considerable fraction Of the globe;
although the celebrated catastrophe at
Lisbon ON the lst of November 100,
extended over some II deg. or Is deg.
into Africa and the two Americas, or
over u surface equal TO about four times
that of Europe
The detailed examination OF many
earthquakes has enabled us to dcterm'
inc the ccn'cr Of the shocks MS well a'
the contours of the disturbed areas
From the manner in which the latter
surface agree with the line' of prc.cX
istiuc d 'slucations, several Of the mos
distinguished gco!ogstS, including Mr.
Dana, NJ. Suess. and Albert Helm
have considered the shocks in question
as connected with the formation o
chains Of mountains, ot which the.
may be kind Of continuation.
, In fact. the crust Of the earth every
, where shows The enormous effects cN
crci.cd by the lateral prcssurcs tha
have been in operation nj all cpoch+
:. The strata. bent and bent over agai
many times through thousands of me
Y ter, uf thickness, - well aS the grcn
/ fracture, that traycrscd them, Hr' th
cl,1.lcnt Witnesses oi ihcs' mechanics
actions. Notwithstanding the apparei
trar quillily now rvigniug on TIE suriac
+, # the globe, equilibrium does not eNi'
in the Garth, aud connections have M
8 been arrested in IL depths: TIL" proc
of this i found not on,y IN c1rthquak,
but also IN the slow movements pt tl
u soil. Of c.cyation and depression
4 Kind Of wrapping, which has continue
TO mau f,S, Itself within historical tim
mall part. of tnc globe. FroUi "CduS
|. OF Ei3i.ylRR.S. bV w. UWJr,e.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1884-05-22
"Thc onccn was in the Kitchen"

Living in pretty little cottage in
the West End in Cincinnati is an intel
lvcnt Enp.i,h woman who nj one tmc
lived in the presence OF royalty. 10 .
reporter she said the other day: My
father was gardener a Windsor
Castle, AMI when J was about 10
that's II years asy--l w"N taken III rs "
general utility maid
Were yOu in any way thrown IN
company with IL" queen:
'Yrs, qd..c often. You see some OF
Tie servants sho never saw, but my
duties took ne all around the castle,
and SAW her more Than any OF the
Others.
odd the queen ever como into the
+ kitchen, like the ladies OF lesser degree
are supposed TO do;
"Of course, She did, and she enjoyed
! j, too, Why, I've seen her majesty
take tho rolling pin cut Of the pastry
cooks hands and roll q piece oi PIE
crus, out I'LL it was jus, the right ihick-
ness
$50 the queen eats pie, does ShcY
Two scci her MAKE = pie and I've
seen her cat her share Of one. she ha-
u HtJl Nlll'l4N' Nll'A - S'''' us 'IN'N'''
and pie mover hurts her nj all.
II, said that sho loves roasted ap
pics: r. +, SOP
"Ycs. I've seen her take in her own
hands dish Of nicely Drowned apple
and carry them to her room TO eat a
her leisure.
"WAea she uscl TO BE iu the ki,chci
did she seem much Interested in th'
work
Very much WY, one day Sh'
came in dressed In % plain black dress
with n grea, n.g white apron on, an'
shc made 4 cake and fixed mp lot q
other dishes. She rollci up her ,lccv,
and went ut her work as il she wa
getting T. 4 week and her board IN
lodgiUr Tor it, She was always ne
and Kind to rs, too. and talked just ilk
p some American ladies' talk, and not
nj. like some others talk when they g
mad.
Didn't Victoria ever get angry9'
= "Not very. I've heard her sa
Zounds' sometimes when she put he
finger on the hot stove or somcihin
. Ike that
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1884-05-22
Why lie Was Promoted.

II is related OF an cX-mombcr Of Con-
gres, from the West, who died last
month, that in 1868 he received n call
in Washington from Captain in vol
unteer ogimcnt who wanted TO expose
sOmo crOokcd things about n certain
pork cOntr~ct. The member received
him very coldly, and made light OF mis-
grave charges, but hardly had the Cap
tain returned to his regiment when he
was promoted to Colonel and assigned
~ another. At the close Of tho war he
happened 10 meet the Congressman,
and in his gratitude he called outs
"Ihat promotion came from you, and
/ thank you with all my heart"
son, You don't owe mo anything"
"But didn't you secure my promo
tion?"
"Cortainly."
"And shouldn't | bo grateful?"
"Not by jugful! AS Captain, dc,
tailed in the Qiartermastcr's depart
ment, you were threatening TO expos,
shortage in my pork contract, b,
which ! made 800, had you pro
moted TO get you out OF the way. N,
klhanks. no thauks; good day,"-Wdl