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The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14
VALENTINE VERSES.
CUPID TRIUMPHANT.

CUPID TRIUMPHANT.
"Take heedl Take heedl / come with speed,
For I've Just new-strung my bow;
My quIver Is full; If the shaft / pull,
Some arrow may hit, you KNOW"
40, pull awayr' did the maiden say;
FOR who'd be the coward to mind
A bow that is strung by an archer so young,
Who in both of his eyes is blindY'
The bow he drew, and the shaft it few,
An the maiden was heard to cry:
~t1Itake this dart from my wounded heart,
Dear Cupid, or else 1 dieI"
lie said as he smiled: az am but a child
And could have no power to find
With both of my eyes where the dart now lies,
And you know, dearest maid. / am blind"
Mrs. j. Shepherd.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

Is entirely different from all others. 1t is
as clear as water, and, las its namei indicates,
is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. 1t
will Immediately free the head from dam
druff, restore gray hair to its natural color,
and produce a new growth where it has
fallen off. 1t does not in any manner af-
feet the health, which Sulphur, Sugar of
Lead and Nitrate of Silver preparations
have done. 1t will change light or faded
hair in a few days to a beautiful glossy
brown. Ask your druggist for it. Each
bottle is warranted. JOHN D.. PARK &
Sons, Wholesale Agents, Cincinnati, Ohio,
and G.. N. CRIrTENTON, N. Y.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Cures coughs and colds. Pixies toothache
drops cure in one minnte.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

Don't Die in the House. trough on Rats"
clears out rats, mice, flies, reaches, bed-bugs. 15c.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

Singing, irritation, all Kidney and Blad,
der Complaints, cured by "Buchu-Paiba."Sl
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

Wells though on Corns." 15c. ASK for 1t.
Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunlons.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs" are
known as an admirable remedy for
Hoarseness, Coughs and Throat
troubles. Sold only in boxes. % cts.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14
MAMMALS

Baby came toddling up to my knee,
His chubby features all aglow-
"DesS Use doin' to be DOR beau
See what 90 dot f'om mel"
A valentine from my baby boyl
A ~crulmpled sheet and a homely scrawl
In a baby hand-that was ALI
Yet it filled my heart with joy.
Broken my heart and white my hair,
And my mothers eyes are used to weep
My little boy is fast asleep
In the churchyard over there. =
What shall be mamma's valentine2
The spirit touch of a baby hand
A baby voice from the spirit land
Singing a ong divine.
Eugene Field.
A HUSBAND TO HIS WIFE.
Twas not the moonlight and the rose,
The days of June in old lang syne.
b brought me suppliant to your feet,
Praying to be your Valentine.
These soberer days the blossoms blow
As fragrant as in old lang syne,
And still in spirit and in truth
/ pray to be your Valentine.
Mrs. 7. ". Dcwtn1.
MY VALENTINE.
No painters brush can linn his grace,
No poet tell his charms in lines,
h Astor's wealth he don't possess,
As fresh " as other chaps he shines;
He has b biggest heart extant,
He ne'er's been known to spirits sup;
I'd tell his name did l not fear
Some editor might write him up.
-AdREs
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14
FROM Boulder, Col, Miss NE Wilder, writes:
- Samaritan NeTptne cured me of epilepsy"

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
crows, cleared out by Trough on Rats. "15c.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-02-14

the IrOssachS together, before we came
home, the way we always meant to do,
and crossing the Mer de Grace, and
being in Rome in March. o, how
could l ever be so selfish US to come
without him, and make such a fright
full fuss about it, too, and put all the
responsibility on him, and leave him
all alone to that club he hates, and the
empty desolate. house! o, I'm a mon
ster-Tm a perfect monster! I'd give
half my life if 1 had never come at all.
It's dreadful for a young wife to leave
her husband-and such a husband"
And just then a gentleman passing
asked Harry if he thought there was
time to scratch off a note and send it
back by the pilot boat
"The pilot-boat!!" cried Sophy, turn
ing with her beautiful face in its GUS
tomary bath of tears. "Do you mean
- Is there a p%ilot-boat? Does the
pilot leave us and 60 back in that boat?
And can l get aboard it? o, | can
1 know 1 can! 1 won't be a bit of
trouble, and that will be all right. L
will go back and surprise and delight
my dear, unseifish, self-sacrificing, pa
tent husband, and never, never leave
him till -" And she paused, with a
glow upon her cheeks, and a luster in
her eyes, and smiles about her lips.
III really am toe noisy!" she said.
Poor Charlie!" sighed Harry, mock
ingly.
"Now 1 certainly WILL" retorted
Sophy, a swift, indignant flash re-
placing the soi,ness before she laughed.
"Well, Sophy, if you will, you will.
But you are my own cousin. and l am
going to give you = bit of advice first.
If you want to make love brittle, treat
it as you would an iron rod, and plunge
it first into hot Goals and then into iced
water, and keep it up. That is, con-
tinue to indulge Charlie in such nltea
nations rs he had from you yesterday
Although 1 am bound to say that
Charlie seems to like il"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
CHANGED EVERY DAY FOR THE MECHANICS, STORE.
Tooth, Hair and NaiI-brushes

Iooth-brushes, 5 cents to 80 cents
Double-end h-brushes, 20 cents.
Black-handle Nail-brushes, 40 cents.
White Nail-brushes, with side brstles 20 cents
All-brlstle Hair-brushes, neat wooden backs, 90
cents.
Wire Hair-brushes, 20 cents and upwards.
Shoe-brushes, 10 cents to 50 cents
Bath-brushes, 50 cents
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
BRACKETS AT COST!

VASES AT COST! PICTURE FRAMES AT
Y cost! JEWELRY at cost DOLLS at cost
MIRRORS and EASELS at cost! Everything in
these lines of goods must be sold during the
month of March, rs desire to put in new line
of goods Agent for White, New Home and
other standard Sewing Machines. Agency for
Gibbs Rug Patterns and Universal Perfect Fit.
ting Patterns, Stamping
ia7-3ptf W. A. STEPHENSON. sos street.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
Business Advertisements

BUSINESS Advertisements.
Lady penman wanted
Guardian for two children wanted.
GlrI wanted at the Central Restaurant
respectable girl wants Il situation.
Fine residence for sale
kockIln livery stable for sale.
Fine dwelling for sale.
Return that ladder to Telephone Company.
Sacramento Bank dividend notice.
diseased animals cured, 90 street.
Help wanted at Houston's
Z: ;. Houghton, bookstore, J street. between
sixth and Seventh.
Empty cans wanted at Capital Cannery.
Statement California State Bank.
"elnstock d LubiR-All kinds of brushes.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
Stylish Summer Fabrics.

Al-wool MORE Brocades in Mastc, Navy, Drab.
MYRTLE Mode, Plum, Seal, Bronze 42-inch
wide, 90 cents yard
Line of All-wool Serges, in few colors, includ
ing London Smoke Havana Brown, Bronze
French Gray and Navy IS cents yard.
All colors in 42-inch Ottoman Nuns YELLING.
fashionable material Of this seasons origin.
65 cents.
Heather Sutings, at 10 cents
Surah Cloths rs cents. About twelve different
shades
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

We have the finest ASSORTED
STOCK of plain, rare, rich and
latest styles of Wall Paper ana
Decorations. We have ARTISTS
of the highest order to place
these Hangings-men specially
skilled in interior ornamental
ton. We can fill any order, for
any grade of goods or style of
work.
G. H. KREBS & CO.,
No. 626 j STREET, SACRAMENTO,
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MRS. f. NJ. WIEDMANN, NOS. AS J STREET
NJ and 4l9 X street metropolitan Theater
Buildingl, manufacturer and wholesale and re-
tail dealer in all kinds of candies and nuts
m10-2D1m
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
WOODBURY. & BARNES

Successors to E. L. Billings & Coz,
No. All X Street, between Fourth & Fifth, Sacra-
mento,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS
In the Finest Brandies, Wines and Liquors
jyl5-islm
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
w, H, ARCHER

AS BEEN APPOINTED MANAGER FOR
III Sacramento county and adjacent towns of
the UNIVERSAL BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION
for unmarried persons. Issues certificates of en-
dowment of one to two thousand dollars. pay
able at marriage or maturity. No one else is
authorized to transact business for the ASSOcia-
ton in this vicinity. Address all communion
tions to w. H. ARCHER, 725 l. street, Sacra-
mento. ie.3-3ptf
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

Sacramento, July 6-By Rev. Thos. s. Dunn.
VIM. II. Greenlaw to Annie Weizel, both of
Sacramento.
Sacramento, July 6-By Thos W Gilmer, Justice
of the Peace, W. H. Weyer to Martha a. Hol-.
derman, both of Sacramento
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

THE SACRED CoNCERT.-A sacred concert
was held at st. Pauls Church last evening.
which was largely attended by a select
audience that was well entertained. The
programme (Which appeared in yesterday s
issue was exeellently rendered. Those
who took part were Professor G.. c. Knop-
fel, the celebrated organiSt Mrs Pinkham,
Messrs. Heyman, Auerbach, Neale, Ora
ham, Sanborn and Carroll, Miss r. Fred
eericks, of Woodland, and Mrs. Hansbrow.
NO admission was charged, but voluntary
contributions were quite liberal.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
ADVERTISEMENT MENTION.

Harmon Seminary, Berkeley, Cal.
Occidental Encampment, tonight.
J. F. Richardson, candidate for Supervisor.
Card from George Adams, Jr.
Third Ward Republicans - Courthouse to-
hight
First Ward Republicans-21s street, tonight.
A. o. U. W-Public installation tonight,
Concord Lodge, f. and A. NJ, this evening.
Second Ward caucus tonight
II. B. association donations
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

DIED.
July Ruth A. Benchley, mother
of Mrs. Arnold Hyman, a native of New York
so years and months. (San Francisco and
New York papers please copy)
[Interment privste.l
Woodland, July Mrs. L, NJ. Hall, 70 years,
month and 19 days.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

SUMNER GooDs in every Department
800, 900 worth TO select from sold during
this month-commencing Thursday next,
at o'clock. Red House.
Trrr-nr,,,,- Nr,.r q, . IL -.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
CAUTION.
r. A. ROSE,

n Francisco Tool Company. Turbine Pumps
for Drainage and Irrigation of any capacity
Wells of any size and to furnish any amount OF
water.
No. 9O4 X street,, Tm2i 4pttl. Sacramento.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

CONSUMPTION, Cough and Colds cured by
DR.. King New Discovery. Trial bottle free
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

THE cheapest, clearest and best beer on
the market is the Fredericksburg export.
G. W. Chesley, sole agent.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

CALIFORNIA STATE BANK.-In another
column is published a statement of the
assets OF the California State Bank, at the
opening OF business July LIST. 1t shows the
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BORN
DIED.

July 6-Wife of William Ryan, a
son. (San Francisco papers please copy.)
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

SACRAMENTO LoDGE.-Sacramento Lodge,
No. ,, |. o. 0. f., installed the following
officers Saturday evening N.-G, John Do
mingos; V. G., H. Cronkite Rec Sec, H.
Z: Dillman Treas, W s. Hunt; Warden.
W. Van Gullder; Conductor, j. B. Deseve ;;
/. IL, }. 5. Hemenway; r. s. n G., Dan
brown; l.; 5. n: g., J. r. Scribner; r. S.
V. g., NJ. J. Smith L. S. V. g, Paul Pc
treau; r. S. s., W f. Lakin; l.. S. s..
J. F. Dixon; Chaplain. VIM. Shattuck !:
General Relief Committee, c. W. Baker,
II. Cronkite, J. W. Watt.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

The best place to buy plain gold rings is
at II. {. Hotfilters, the goldsmith, Sixth
street, between and X.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

DRY goods, boots, shoes, clothing, etc.
TO be sold, commencing on Thursday next,
at ociock-continues during the month
at REQ House.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

SUPERVISOR DIsTRICrs-It was expected
that the Board of Supervisors would at
their meeting yesterday redistrict the coun-
ty for the purpose of an election for Super
vlsors, but the matter was continued until
to-day. 1t is understood that the city dis
triets will be as follows: First District
north of X and west of Twelfth streets !;
Second District, south of K and west of
Tenth streets; Third District, the balance
of the city.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

CLUB MEETING. - The Fourth Ward
Blaine and Logan Club H H. L;nnell pre-
siding, went about to surprise itself last
evening and succeeded admirably. 1t was
an ordinary club meeting in intention
without invited speakers But there was
such a generous attendance and such de-
sire TO exchange views that a sort of love
feast ensued and a number of spirited
short speeches were made that awakened
much enthusiasm. The club was addressed
by A. 5. Hopkins, Isaiah Hulburt, Hon.
Seymour Carr, L. 5. Taylor, Geo L. Bates,
Hon. Elwood Bruner, Elijah C. Hart late
of ColuSa county, G. w Ficks, John We'll
and others. Hon. Seymour Carr and +. C.
Hart were unanimously elected honorary
members. The club resolved to hold a
ratification meeting next Monday night for
the county ticket, and directed its Execu-
tive Committee TO make arrangements ac-
cordingly.
WARD MEErINGs.-The Republicans of
the First Ward will have caucus at $50
this evening at No. us street. The
Third V. ard Republicans will meet for eau
Gus at the Courthouse at s O'Clock this
evening. By mistake call was made in
last evenings Bee for them to assemble last
evening, but the error was explained and
Cooley has called a meeting
of the Fourth Ward Republicans for this
evening at O'Clock in the machinery wing
of the new Exposition building A meet
ing of Second Ward Republicans will he
held this evening at o'clock in the dining
room of the Casco House, Third street be-
tween l. and NJ.
PISTOL SHoTs.-About6 o'clock last even
ing, rs n farmer and his wife were driving
into the city and were passing Thirty-firsi
and NJ streets, they heard three pistol shots.
and observed a woman running from q
building just outside the city limits. In the
locality mentioned 1t is reported that some
very hard citizens reside, and such occur-
rences happen quite frequently. The
farmer stopped long enough to assure him
self that no one was shot, and then drove
into the city.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

II ORDER TO get our goods in proper shape
for our great annual clearing sale of all
summer goods, short lengths and odds and
ends, our stores will close at II o'clock NJ
on Wednesday, and open at o clock Thurs
day morning There will be some 500 900
worth of goods represented in this sale, to
be disposed of as near as possible. The
sale will continue through this month
c. II. Gilman, proprietor of Red Houses
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
MARRIED.

THURSDAY NEXT, at s o'clock, the great
sale at the Red House commences.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

Last sunday evening a social party was given
in honor of Miss Bertha Stein, at the residence
of 5. Stein. street, between Seventh and
Eighth, Some thirty couple were present and
the evenings enjoyment consisted of games
charades, etc. At 1890 supper was served. after
which dancing was INDUCED in until II mid
night. Messrs. Phillip Hirsh and Isadore Ma
than were the moving spirits in the matter. and
TO these two gentlemen is due the credit of the
success that attended the OCCASION
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08
EUREKA CARRIAGE FACTORY,
HARRY BERNARD,

Manufacturer, corner Sixth and L streets,
ACRAM ENTO
have for sale, at the lowest possible prices {:
Family Carriages; Open Buggies; Light Top
Buggies; Heavy Top Buggies; Farmers Car
riages Trotting Wagons and Sulkies Carriage
but experienced workmen employed Repairing
neatly done. Call at the Factory Work built
to order at the lowest prices. Send your orders
apl9-lm3p
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

ARREsTs-The following arrests were
made yesterday; Charles Wilson. by
officer Ash, for petit larceny; All Gee, By
Deputy Constable May, for vagrancy
Frank Robertson, by officer Farrell, for
battery and disturbing the peace.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

ArrlVaIs NJ the GOIden Eagle Hotel Yesterday:
Myron K. Comstock, city; Mrs. H. o. Emmons.
Mrs. f. j. Emmons, Mrs, r. H. Parker. Mrs. Har,
rington, Loyelock; Mrs. Creed Raymond, Mrs
+. J: Corbett, W. s. Gordon, San Francisco; C.
E. Wilcoxon, Yuba City; II. Newell and wife
Samuel J, Strauss, H. |. Wiley San Francisco
L. G.. Morehouse, San Leandro; II. W. Hall,
Washington; j. II. Thomas, Albert Allen, James
Gartlan, Santa Cruz W. NJ. Braunell W. T.
Harris. San Francisco; A. Packard, Santa Bar
bara; I. II. Cabeer and wife, Keethsburg: Mrs
!; G. Clancy, Calistoga W. II. Brown, San
Francisco.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-08

From the Fish Commissioners it is
learned that J. c. Frazier, who has charge
Of the State Fish Hatchery at Sheblev's,
has been at Lake Tahoe for several weeks
securing trout spawn, and will soon have
100000 eggs, which will be brought
down to the hatchery. There are now TO-
900 trout and iand-locked salmon at the
hatchery, all healthy and in good condi-
ton, which are to be planted in the lakes
and streams Of the State.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-03-20
BY The Fire.

she sat and ma cd by the drift.wood IRE,
higher,
AMI the phantoms OF youth. as fair and
bright,
Grew FOR her gaze in the rudy light.
Inc blossoms she gathered in LIES young
days
wreathed and waved in the fiickering blaze;
And she laughed through sunny mist OF
tears
That rose at the dream OF her April years;
And ever and aye the sudden rain
Flashed on the glittering window-pane.
sobered and saddened tho pictures that
showed
AS the drift-wood logs 10 red core glowed,
And the fancied figures OF older time
Passed with the steadied step of their prime;
The daisies and snowdrops bloomed and died,
Red roses and lilies stood side by side,
While richer and fuller and deeper grew
The lines of tho pictures August drew;
And ever and aye the falling rain
Streamed thick and fast on the window-pane
The drift-wood died down into feathery ash,
Where family and ftfully shone the flash;
Slowly and sadly her pulses beat,
And soft was tho fall, as OF vanishing feet;
And lush and green as from guarded grave
She saw the grass of tho valley wayo;
And like echoes in ruins seemed 10 sigh,
The wet west wind" that went wandering
by,
And caught the sweep Of the sullen rain,
And dashed IL against the window-pane.
All the Year Round.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-03-20
When Night Workers should Eat.

For night workers the best regimen
includes hearty breakfast when they
rise, which is generally from II 10 3
o'clock; after this some moderate out
door exercise, which should be follow
ed by short interval of rest and relax
alton; then good dinner, partaken of
between and s o'clock, at least an
hour before beginning work. Ii labor
is to continue until or o'clock in
the morning light nutritious repast
should be eaten shortly after midnight,
in order TO fortify the system for work
during the hours Immediately follow
ing, when the vital powers are most
enfeebled. When work is finished,
and before retiring, "a simple lunch
should be taken, in the form of cup
of good hot broth or beef tea, or glass
of light wine and couple of crackers;
this will generally insure sleep by
withdrawing the blood from tho brain,
where it has been concentrated by
mental effort. In ordinary cases Of
wakefulness after night work, not con-
firmed- by habit, light meal of this
kind will usually prove 10 be remedy.
By attention TO these details, and by
taking sufficient sleep, night workers
can preserve their health under ordi-
nary circumstances. --Julict CorSon IN
HdTper'S Ddzdr.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-03-20
Ava Awful Scene.

An eye witness TO tne great disaster
on the Bradford, Bordc!l an , Kenzua
Railroad, says: at was the. grandest
and vet the most awful scene shat hui
man eyes ever witnessed. For dis
tances of nearly half n mile the road
bed was covered with oil and paints.
IL was over the rails, and the moment
the gas came in contact with the fire.
box it exploded and fired the oil. In
less than one minute the engine and
cars were developed in flames, great
black pillars of smoke assembled heav-
onward; the driving wheels OF the en-
CINE went dasaing along at the rate OF
forty miles an hour, scattered the oil
over everything with rush and roar
which might have been heard for a
mile. The flames leaped fully $50 feet
ahead of the locomotive, which was
thus compelled to run through veri-
table sea of fire. twas terrible race.
and the only parallel | can remember
is the oil train which burned up near
Brocton, n. Y. a few years ago. How
the engineer, train hands and the men,
women and children escaped is some
thing that only Providence can explain.
1t was sight TO make the strongest
heart shuddcr. never want TO see its
like again.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-03-20
Little Johnny's Natural History.

A ole cat she had two kittens; one
was q nice Teller, but the other it was
no count, sore eyes, and one day while
the ole cat was gone the rats they
found her bed, and they CT the wei
kitn up. When the ole cat she come
home and sec how il was, she was in
a nifty bad way, and she sed:
1.-The best is always took youngest;
if that little Teller had been spared he
wude ben the splendidest ratter which
was ever see. Things is ordered with
gratc injesticc in this world"
Nose, which is our cat, don't have
no kittens, but he is pretty good at
line by the stove, and wen you rub him
the rong way in the dark he strikes fire
like he was flint. Billy he asst my faith
or if Moses sparks was lccktrisity, and
my father he sed:
II CESS so. Billy, cos I've obserfed
that wen you tired on his tail he is
liteninm
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-03-20
(To be oontfnued.)
The Chronic Juryman.

another horrible murder! Man
found with his throat cut. See here,
Difenderfer, let me read"
"S-s-s-h! None of that said Difen-
derfer, shaking warning finger at the
man with the newspaper. IF you are
going to read that just wait till 1 get
out of DOORS"
"What for?" inquired the man with
the paper. al want to post You UP on
the leading events of the day."
Eyes, know, but you don't want 70
take the bread right out Of my mouth,
do you. and out of my children's
mouthsp You don't want to interfere
with my business and break me all up,
do YOU'D"
"How is this going to interfere with
your businessp"
II am professional jury man."
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-03-20

A little boy was asked by his mother
TO 90 TO the store and get some eggs.
He went, and on bis return he dropped
them. His mother asked him il be had
broken any OF them. lie replied: "No,
but the shells came of Of some. "--Eg
change.