The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-10-17

Democratic BY a majority Of $4,000.
The Chamberlain Hose Co. carried
off all the honors at Aberdeen. We
made up IL minds the minute we
saw the company that they would be
hard to beat. As representatives of
Brnle county the GRAPHIC congratu-
lates them. Nay they always keep
to the front.
An Ohio farmer says that a COW
can be cured of kicking by catching
hold of her leg while in the act
Brooklyn Times.
Yes, and a wasp can be cured of
singing by catching hold of his
stinger. It's lots Of fun, try 'em both.
Little Boy: "Please, I want the
doctor to come and see mother"
Servant: doctors out. Where do
you come from?"
Little Boy: "What, don't you
know me? Why, we deal with you.
We had a baby from here last week."
Exchange.
DR.. Hammond tells the women
who want to be beautiful that they
must eat mutton. This may account
for the partiality Of some pretty
women for m%uttcn-chop whiskers.-
Phila. Call. These are the women
to be won by having a bashful fellow
TO cast "sheeps' eyes, at them.
A couple of weeks since the daugh-
ter of a rich mar in New York City
eloped with a poor cuss, whom she
married. Last week a wealthy girl
of Chicago ran away with and mar
ried an %impecunious fellow. 1t is
dangerous nowadays for a man to be
poor and single while girls of wealth
are permitted to run around loose.
We feel ervou for our personal
safety.
NJ. A. Park, of the firm of Park &
Park, lett last week for Des Moines,
Iowa, where OF Wednesday last he
was united in marriage with Miss
Nellie Boyd. The Bride and groom
are expected to arrive in Kimball to-
night. Mr.. Parks friends, who are
legion, will unite with the GRAPHIC
in its congratulations and best wishes
for the future happiness of the young
couple.
Our jovial friend, Waterhouse,
who reported the tireman's tourna-
ment at Aberdeen for the Mitchell
Republican gives the town a very bad
send off. He saws beer was ten cents
a glass and nickle cigars ten cents.
Hotels pooled and charged 5000 per
day and didn't furnish quilts or pill
lows and the whole town went in to
skin the visitors in the most thorough
manner.
A. S. Church would have made a
splendid Register of Deeds, and the
soldier who fought so bravely and
suffered in a rebel prison will yet be
remembered by Brule County. He is
competent and worthy.-Chamher-
lain Register.
Then why in thunder didn't Won
get him the nomination. Wish you
had now, don't you?
The Chamberlain Register says of
D. w. Spalding:
"He has been assailed and accused
of this and that wrong, but as time
wore on and the little mysteries were
solved, in every case he has come
out fully vindicated, and he stands
before the people of Brule county to-
day with a clean and untarnished
record as a public officer"
Can our erudite and esteemed CO.
temporary clear the mystery Of his
being thrown overheard for Gregory?
Some of the business men of both
Kimball and Chamberlain are telling
the farmers of Charles Mix that
White Lake is nothing but a station
of some fifty or sixty buildings with
about two hundred Inhabitants
White Lake Dispatch.
We hope for the credit of Kimball
the above Is not true on her part. No
one yet eve succeeded in building
themselves up by running some one
else down. We trust that if any of
our business men have so far forgot
ten themselves as to speak slightingly
of our sister city on the east theywill
h%enceforth remember the teaching Of
the o. o. H., Gwen if 1t once was so
1T shall never be so again."
Although it is on the Register edit
or it shall be told for the benefit of
Than and the boys all along down
the line. Last Thursday morning
John Ii. King, editor of the Register,
in broad daylight from the hands of
Mr.. Bronson, of the Brule House, dill
take, steal and carry away nine lunch
es and two baskets, the property of
Capt. HI. j. King. of the milwaukee,