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After hearing the above testimony, the
iurv Of ipouest returned verdic. ''thst the
deceased, b. W. Sprsuge, came to his death
from the effects OF Q pistol shot in his own
hands, ON the morning Of the 4th Of April,
1884. in East Dallas"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
The Inconvenience or GLASSES
IE-,kon&a

A common notion among uneducated
people, whose eyes are in COOL con-
dition, is that young people hive no use
for glasses, and that they wear them
lust for style" TO those who are
tinged with this ma levalism it i, re-
spectfully suggest d that they wear a
pair of glasses for week and SEQ If
they are willing to undergo the incon-
venience for oil the styles in n millinery
store. If they try that invention of the
evil one, the nose pinchers, less than a
week will be necessary, for the tor
menting things will gradually slide off
the nose if that organ is at all thick or
inclined to perspire. Nose glasses are
the abomination to all oculists, for they
know that with them no uniformity of
position can be attained A glass to be
accurately fitted to an eye must have its
focal centre in line with the centre Of
the eye. The wearer of the eyeglass
sticks that instrument of torture on his
nose in as many different positions as
he can, with the lenses at all conceivable
angles. Then the bowed glasses fret the
ears and wear the bridge of the nose
raw. The man who would wear glasses
for style would wear cor jewelry and
cOrsets.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
Used to he One Himself.
[Arkansaw Traveler.]

[Arkansaw Traveler.]
II doant want pusson ter pay all de ten
ton ter der soul. We mus humor de body a
little as we 60 long. It's all right fur yer to
sing an shout, but I'd rather heah de pot
bilin' when Use hungry den ter heah any
song yer ken sing Music's mighty fine an a
pra'r amt bad, but I'll be dinged of suthin'
ter eat don't hit me mighty nachul at
times"
Anderson, Use Altered dat yersel'f amt q
holy man."
81 KANT hep 1t. De Lawd gim me long
in fur meat an bread jes' de same as He gin
me soul, an eff He'll only take kere OBJ de
soul I'll promise not ter let de longin' airter
flesh suffer much"
"Yer ought ter be ashamed OBJ yersef."
Il KANT hep it, KANT hep it, but Use got
longin' ter chaw suthin'. Quit or putin
meat in the preachers mouf when he opens
it and see how quick he'll turn Dose de gos-
pull"
"Yer oughtn'ter talk dat way"
"He'd drap it like er hot pertater, tell
yer. Oh, vas, da likes ter sing and some OBJ
'em ken put up powerful pra'r, but when
da set down ter de table, look out. Eat, why
dat black slick niger what comes home wild
yer some times, ken eat more billed con den q
steer. lisa k'lamity cherry time dat niger
opens his mouf, an greens, he eats greens
like a COW eatin' hay. Oh, I ulster be a
preacher myself. preached till da quit
feedin me an den stopped"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
An Expert Ilors c I'm IN.
[Chicago News. !

johnny H, lieutenant in my
old regiment, was always a great horse
man-one of those men who could
teach horse anything, and make q
spirited animal out of the sorriest plug.
He was always up to some trick or
other, in which his trained horse played
q prominent part. When we were on
scout favorite trick of his was to
ride at full gallop into town and drop
his horse in heap right in the street,
and the intelligent brute would lie
there rs though dead. He would go
off and attend to his business and come
back to find a crowd around the horse
almost ready to mob him for his cruelty.
Flinging leg over the animals back
he would come to life, spring up and be
away in an instant Many time in
dangerous scouts has his ability to drop
horse in an instant stood him in good
stead, and enabled him to escaHe cap
ture. A peculiar thing was that his
horses would never do their tricks for
any one else. Officers used to take a
fancy to some of his trained animals,
and pay large price for them, only to
find that they were very ordinary and
stupid brutes out of their trainers
hands
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
PENN anship OF British Royalty.
fSt. Louis Globe Democrat.


An expert in handwriting as express
sive of character has written up" the
m lrks OF sundry British statesmen.
The members of the present cabinet,
with the exception of Sir Charles Dixie,
do not write bad hanis. The calig-
raphy of the late Lord Beaconsield
was elegant, bold and dignified. But
of all the writing of ministers. that
of the elder Pitt stands pre-eminent for
its beauty and symmetry. Like Addi-
sons, his handwriting resembled copper
plate.
The royal family of England have
generally written good hands, that of
her present majesty being remarkable
for its ease and gracefulness. Her pred
ecessor, King William w., wrote
legibly and well. The writing of Queen
Anne is large and majestic. She signed
herself "Anne r." The first letter of
the name was usually moderately
sized capital, but the succeeding ones
gradually increased their dime lsions
until the final letter reached sometimes
almost an inch in height. Her irate
majesty was wont to rise on her dignity
in much the same way. Mary of Scot
land signed herself neatly and prettily,
"Marye the Quene." Both the Charleses
wrote plainly and like gentlemen"
The same may be said of the four
Georges, although that of George |. is
rather stiff and pcdantic. There is a
good deal of pompous display in the
writing of Qneen Elizabeth. Her sig
nature especially is resoluto but SNOWY.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
They Sold Him q Hole.

WAL Street News.
He was telling the story in the billiard
room Of Denver hotel. Said he:
''There were three Of US, you see, and Ne
vada was q cold climate for us. We were
dead-broke, half-starved, and clear discour-
aged, when along came a New Yorker. He
wouldn't play cards, wouldn't be robbed, and
we couldn't stick him with forged land
patents or bogus prescriptions. One day we
trailed out and dug hole into a hill and
sailed it a bit, and rushed back and offered
the New Yorker the big discovery for $1,000
cash down"
''And he bitf'
'Took right hold like a pair Of pincers
Why, he never even stopped to beat usdown.
We got cool thousand apiece and made for
Frisco"
"Purty cool that was"
"Well, dunno. If there was anything
cool in that transaction it was the way that
New Yorker hunted up a pard, set miners to
work, bought machinery, and took over $3.50,
900 out of that ar hole inside of eight months
Maybe we've got over feeling fat, but guess
nOt.n
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
A W0MAN'S REASON.
Why sweet GLADYS Wept, Until tho
Man In the Moon SObbed From SYM
nathy.
TChicago Tribune.1
Good pity me!n

''God pity mel''
Gladys McNulty, usually SO proud and
composed and who moved about i'll the little
world of those who knew her with the
stately grace of New York Post editorial,
sank on a fauteuil as she uttered these words
and sobbed as if her shoestrings would break.
In the lindens that lined the entrance to
Brierton Villa the robin redbreasts were trill-
ing their merriest lays. And yet, lying there
on the fauteuil, whose velvety surface is not
more soft than her cheek Gladys McNulty is
sobbing away the hours of this beautiful
June morning and ever and anon there
comes from between her white lips a low,
despairing moan that is pitiful in its sad in
tensity But finally the convulsive sobs that
are racking her dress waist grow fainter and in
little while she sits up, the pink suffusion Of
a blush telling all too plainly which side she
had been lying on.
And as she sits there gazing listlessly into
the middle of next week, her mother, pleas
ant faced woman, enters the room.
"Why are you weeping, Gladysp she
asked.
The girl does not answer, and strive as she
may to keep down the sobs that are yelling
up from her heart the effort is in vain and
again the pretty face is believed with tears.
But an instant later she has conquered her
emotions and looks bravely up at her mother.
~ will tell you, mother" she said, 'the
cause of my sorrow. was crying to think
that you cannot go to the matinee to-mor-
row."
Sand why may / not gof'
Because" answers Gladys in a voice that
Is hoarse with agony, 81 have concluded to
take it in myself"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
Enc ChInaman ana Hfs Coffin.
rror Topdo,, TaIooraph


The idea Of the Chinanan is that when no
dies he ought to be buried In the trunk of a
tree and SO it comes about that all collins are
designed with a view to keep up the illusion.
They consist Of four outside tree boards, and
are so fashioned together as to look very like
a tree at a little distance. They are, Of
course, tremendously heavy; but then that is
considered an excellent fault. II a son wishes
to he very polite to his father, or one friend
desires to obtain the good will Of another, he
makes him present Of good, solid, heavy
coffin. The gift is put into an honored place
in the house really for use, and Is shown for
the admiration Of any frien Is who may call
The owner would rather 60 into his coffin
than part with it, and, generally speaking,
though Chinaman, may get into debt and
be very harshly treated by his creditors,
they will leave him his coffin, not wishing TO
prejudice his entry into the next world,
which, according to the Celestials, depends
very much upon the way in which man is
buried. ! was told that half the Chinese
living in Hong Kong were already in happy
possession Of their collins, AMI ready to enter
them when wanted.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
Texas Graximx Lands.

HANSON III OuiCdSo lliies
It appears that the great Texas past
ures Of mesquite grass cover at least
10000 square miles, WHICH, it is
claimed, will sustain fifty cattle to the
square mile. But in only one place has q
test OF its capacity been made. n ranch
of thirty miles square is inclose |, and
now supports 10000 cattle; nor would
it support more than 10000 more by
the most careful management. So We
may conclude that the mesquite plains
would not support more than forty to
the square mile, or 6,000,000 in all
quite enough, however, for the needs
of this country. Texas contains 274,-
365 square miles, of which it is claimed
that one-third is farming land OF
variou, grades, one-half grazing land
of the capacity above indicated, and
not more than one-sixth complete des-
ert-most of this on the gypsum plains
and barren mountains. But apprs-
heni it is too early to make so ai bitrary
a division; for men are now aband ming
tracts they oace believed agricultural
and rowing into tracts they once
though lit barren.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
Creations to Illustrate the Actor.
[''Gath" In Cincinnati Enquirerl


/ passed perhaps the most distin-
guished actress in this country on the
street to-day, whom do not personally
know, AMI l caught the words as l
passed: "The business doesn't pay" l
thought to myself: Here is woman
brought up in another part Of the world,
but she is undoubtedly talking, not
about her art, but the profits down at
the theatre, which does not especially
concern her, as she has no interest
there. My belief is that some OF our
managers will make great deal more
money if they keep their eyes off the
dollars and at the art. Pieces that are
made in this country at present are
nearly all written for some one actor,
and not based on any genius or interest
ing character. An actor is being to
enter into creation; but our creations
are all made to illus rate the actor.
What can be expected Of o dramatic
literature which, instead of seeking in
history or human nature for its hero,
goes down under the stage to find q
posturist and strutter and manufacture
him into historical hero?
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
A Fortune In One Recipe.

A poor soldier went into the store of q hair
dresser in London for money to get back to
the army. He had already stayed beyond his
furlough and he must have quick transit.
The hair-dresser felt sorry for him and gave
him the money. "Now," said the poor
soldier, II have got nothing to give you in
return for your kindness except this little
slip of paper, which mas on it recipe for
making hacking" The soldier gave it. not
supposing it to be Of great value. The man
received it, not supposing it to be of any
great value. But it has yielded tho man who
took it 81, son, 900, and was the foundation OF
one Of the greatest manufacturing establish
ments of England.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
IDemorest's Monthly. ]


There are indications all over Europe which
are ominous for the reigning monarchies
England is a republic i'm all but name, France
is one beyond all peradventure, while in
Germany, Italy and Spain, the great body Of
the populations are republicans in theory. A
change will probably come over Europe soon
after Kaiser Williams DEATH The kingdom
Of Sweden Is even now shaken by a popular
democratic agitation. King Oscar, descend
ant of the French adventurer Bernadotte,
has repeatedly set at defiance the popular will
as expressed through the Norway Storthing.
And as a consequence there is determination
on the part Of that nation to assert its right
against the autocratic rule. King Oscar
may yet lose his crown If not his head, for he
has violated the fundamental law, by making
the same pretensiOns which cost Charles l. OF
England his life. There are stirring times
ahead for the peoples Of Europe.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16

Derrick Dodu In san FRANCISCO fO5t.
Boucicault tells another good story which
has never yet appeared in print. The fol
lowing incident occurred at Jacksonville,
Florida, last spring, and the clever actor
dramatist says 1t suggested an entirely now
idea I'm dramatic construction. which he pro-
poses to avail himself of some day. The cur
tain had Just gone down ON the third act Of
''The Colleen Bawn" when tall professor
like individual advanced to the front of one
of the boxes, and propounded the following
unlooked-for conundrum to the audiences:
Ladies' and gentlemen, why is 1t that
Shakespeare is the only real dramatist the
world ever producedp
As no one replied, the tall man went on
earnestly:
"Is it because of his marvellous knowledge
of human nature, or his wonderful command
of language and expressioni Not at all. Other
writer's have equaled him in these respects,
but the immortal bard is the only dramatist
who recognized the evident fact that In real
life vice is not punished and virtue is not re-
warded, as the sickly, sentimental playwrights
of to-day would have us believe. There is no
last act make-up-all-arounl-ev body
get married business in his plays. Look
at Othellol That's the way matters
wind Up in real life Look at Romeo
and Juliet. No "happy denouementn
about them. My advice to the public,
therefore, is to never sit play out Always
leave before the last act, just when the trouble
villainy and heart breaking is at its worst,
and you will get the real realism and natural
ness"
"Go oni Go on!" sail the audience, which
seemed to be profoundly impressed with this
reasoning.
81 have nothing more to say" continued
the critic, putting on his hat, Except that the
curtain will be rung up in minute. Imove
that we now adjourn"
And Boucicault says that when the curtain
went up he was dumbfounded to observe that
there was not soul left in the house.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
There is snow to the depth of five feet in
the Coeur d'Alene mines.

Who has not seen the fair, fresh young
girl transformed in few months into
the pale, haggard, dispirited womanl
The sparkling eyes are dimmed, and the
ringing laugh heard no more. Too often
the causes are disorders of the system
which DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
would remedy in short time. Remember,
that the 'Favorite Prescription" will I'M
failingly cure all "female weaknesses"
and restore health and beauty BY all
druggists. Send three stamps for DIR.
Pierces treatise on Diseases of Women (D6
pages. Address WORLDS MEDICAL Asso-
CITATION, Buffalo, n. Y.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
SUNLIGHT ALL THE WAY.
fHarper's Weekly.1

HARPER > w tthIy.J
GOOD by, Jennie the road is long,
And the moor is hard to cross;
But well you know there is danger
In the boys and marshy moss.
But keep in the foot path, Jennie,
Let nothing tempt you to stray;
Then you'll get safely over it,
For there's sunlight all the way.
Sunlight all the way;
So never you fear,
Keep good heart, dear,
For there's sunlight all the way
The child went off with blessing
And kiss of motherlove;
The daisies were down at her feet,
And the lark was singing above.
On, on, in the narrow foot-path-
Nothing could tempt her to stray;
So the moor was passed at nightfall,
And she'd sunlight all the way.
Sunlight all the way;
And she smiling said,
AS her bed was spread,
81 had sunlight all the way"
And I, who followed the maiden,
Kept thinking as l went,
Over the perilous moor of life
What unwary feet are bent.
If they could keep the foot-path,
And not in the marshes stray,
Then they would reach the end of life
Ere the night could shroud the day.
They'd have sunlight all the way,
But the marsh is wide,
And they turn aside,
And the night falls on the day.
Far better to keep the narrow path,
Nor turn to the left or right;
For if we loiter at morning,
What shall we do when the night
Falls back on our lonely journey,
And we mourn our vain delay!
Then steadily onward, friends, and we
Shall have sunlight all the way.
Sunlight all the way,
Till the journeys DER,
And we reach the shore
OF u never-ending day.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
An Exquisite Verse.
Inter ocean,

The comic poets have caught up new sub
stitute for ideas, the original of which was
the following exquisite verse;
II l were Lumti-tum-lum titum-too
In the land Of the olive and fig,
I'd sit all the day on the trolle-lol-loo
And play On the thingee-me-jig.
And il In the Rumde-dum battle fall
A what's its-name's all that crave
But bury me deep in the what you may -cah,
And plant thing -um-bobs over my grave.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16

The "tNish hone Wedding.

The "wishbone" wedding has become
the correct thing. The couple stand
beneath floral wishbonc. After the
ceremony the bride and groom are
given the wishbone to pull. The tug
results in break somewhere. and who
ever holds the long piece is absolvod
from getting up to build Ares in Hle
morning
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-02-16
A TOOTHsOME MORsEL

This, from the Madison Wis., Democrat,
conveys its own moral: Hold on! We are
cognizant of the fact that an aching tooth
was last night cured by the application of
ST. Jacobs Oil. The young fellow got mad
over his raging tooth in the ball room, and
rushed straightway to drug store where
he applied the good old German Remedy;
in ten minutes the toothache had gone.