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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-10-30
THE LADIES' BAZAAR.
1T BEGAN LAST EVENING IN THE
ThEATER.

STANDS, ana other Features OF the
Fair, and Those In Charge-Etc.
The Ladies' Bazaar, for the benefit
of the Catholic Church of this city,
opened last evening in Haley Thea
ter, and was visited by over 400 per.
sons.
The hall has been much more lastly
decorated than ever before, and the
booths, decorations and animated
crowd on the floor offer very iEvit-
ing scene to the on-looker.
THE BOOTHS, ETC.
To the right, on entering the hall,
is the lemonade stand, or Rebecca's
Well. The "straight" article is dis.
pensed here-no stick in it. Miss
Lille Moore and Miss Sarah Furey
are in waiting.
Next comes the art and Japanese
booth, with large number of very
valuable articles, prominent among
which are:
Grover Cleveland's autograph, sent
by the Sisters of Mercy Of Albany, N.
Y.
A scarf Of Mexican embroidery on
Grape, by the Sisters of Mercy of San
Francisco.
A fruit piece-a large oil painting.
Three banners-the one Kate
Greenway, another of autumn leaves,
and third of arasene embroidery.
A table scarf in kensington en-
broidery.
Another table-scarf in plush.ap.
plique work.
Two japanese banners.
One kcnsington lambrequin on felt.
One thermometer-holder. ornament
ed with autumn leaves in kensington
painting.
A hand painted toilet-set.
A hand painted cushion.
Three hand painted plates.
A portfolio case in aracene en-
broidery, on plush.
Aud an assortment of japanese
odds and ends.
Ladies in charge-Mrs. H. Mccall
lum, Miss Annie Blcdsoe and Miss
Mary Bentley.
THE POLLS.
These are close to the stage, neal
the Japanese booth. Votes, 10 cents
each Lycurgus Vineyard looking
, after Cleveland votes, and w. I
Riley after Blaine votes. Last even
ing Cleveland received "a votes
Blaine 80.
FOR THE LITTLE FOLKS.
The stage has been set apart fo
:. the children's department. In tn
foreground is toy table groanin
beneath the multitude of all descrir
tons of playthings. Mrs. Schwamt
Miss Jessie Riley and Miss May Pis
. ney are in charge.
: Back of the toy table is the archer
or shooting gallery. Charge 10 cent
shot. The shootists aim at tire
loaded with toys OF fancy articles, an
are entitled to what they hit. Tn
& is quite profitable department of tt
he bazaar. Harry Schwamb is Ma;ter-o
d, Arms.
ir THE FANCY AND PLAIN SEWN
h. BOOTH.
te Mrs. w. H. Greenhow, Mrs. &c
w. Kohlepp and Mrs. John Condrt
are in charge here. AS special fes
ures there are
~ Six handsome vari-colored han
~ knit shawls.
~ A beautiful afghan.
~ -, A large sofa-cushion in crazy VOL
A pair of stand lamps.
~ One pair large flower vases.
%. One globe with goldfish.
h. Three beautiful fans.
1t One fashionable hat and bonnet
u Two lambrequins - one macren
'es the other plush.
's One set table mats.
N. One pair pale-blue hand.knit S
IL. mittens.
he Two sets of sheet.and-pillow sha'
o, Two dozen ,najoiica butter'dish
"a One heliotrope satin pin-cushion
,ut A macreme handbag.
iy Crochet work.-Two baby sac
one shoulder cape, one silk collar, c
pair of daisy mats, table cover, n
creme handbag, one set oftable mi
800 ,,,;r bobv SkirtS Ona nair N
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-16
A suceessInl Tesas socIable.

"HUw is everything going on?"
asked a Texas citizen Of the floor
manager as he entered the ball
room.
Capital" was the enthusiastic
reply; "coGldnt be better"
"Thers seems TO be u great many
present. Ishonldn't be surprised
ii you scored the success Of the
season."
Success Of the season." respond.
ed the aoor manager, as he bowed
profoundly to one Of the bellies Of
the evening, Il should say 50.
Why, here it is half past three in
the fhorning and only one man
has been killed"
II il mt 50 strange that the an:
nexation Of Canada to the Emitted
States 10 ttol strongly advocated by
men IN positions Of public trust.
They kind Of like to think that in
case anything happens Canada is
a foreign country.
ofall thethings thut men pos
sess woman alone takes pleasure in
being possessed.
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And NeIIIaburIed her iass N har

AND Nellie buried her face ID her
hands and cried bitterly
Out on tie street tbs hbise 81
every day life sounded loud and
clear II was June now. The
streets were crowded with people.
Amerry SothB voice gayly whistl.
.ed ia fIlleda hsgi,aeat asst pass.
ed under theeindow. Nellie sRiv
cred aud clOsedthc widow.
Afaint rap % the door Nellie
did.not hear il She was gazing
onthe street withitsb bright lights
gay crowds andsrich carriages, Il
sqntsahe snisrsd and stole soitis
tpto the bed Mays eyes Stte
closed, bNtshe opened them as she
felt a slight touch on her hand.
Paul was kneeiiug beside her, his
arms were about her his cheek
was against hers,His lyes gazing
lovingly intoliets
NAY SMILED taintly and closed
her eyesagain witha sigh Of salts.
faction. Nellie slipped out with.
out a word.
soh, Tom, she cried, "Paul has
come, and May will live, | know
she will You should have se0h
her face. II shonelike an angcl'sle
and regardless Of the detective,
Nellie laid her head OH Toms
shoulder and sobbed.
Late in the night, while May
was sleeping, Paul went Into the
parlor and explained his delay in
coming.
He had gone hottie In October
but had been detained in New
York until November. Then he
had gone South on bushes for d
friend, and on his return found
May was travelling in Europe.
He knew Toth was married; but
supposed il was 10 May instead Of
Nellie, and that they were on their
wedding tour. He had not learned
Of his mistake until he read Toms
advertisement in an old New York
Tribune. He had started at once
for Paris, travelling night aud
day.
"1'tank God you were in timel"
said Tom, fervently.
Paul watched untiringly al
Mays bedside, paying no attention
to their entreaties that he should
rest while they watched,
"May isminS now. Ishall care
for her" he always answered.
Slowly The shattered systetf re.
covered strength. The long con
valescence WIS delightful with
Paulto talk tohcr, read follow every
whim Of hers, In July they left
Che hot, suitry city aud went to
The mountains Of Switzerland, and
reyetled in the pure fresh air; and
there in September, in a quaint
little Swiss church, they were mar.
fled one morning, with the warm
sun shining on their heads in ben.
ediction.
Aunt Elton's prophecy proved
true. Paul brought his wife home
from Europe,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-16
REPAIRING.

Boots, Shoes, Saddles and Harness,
neatly and promptly repaired. Red sole
Leather cut tn order. RJr Remember,
W. mean just what we say. We will
sell you goods and doyour work for less
money than ever done before in this
city. eS"D Don't forget the place, shy
der's Old Stand, one door above tic
" Register" 0Rlce, Main Street, Point
Pleasant, where we will be pleased to
showyou goods even Il you are not pre-.
pared to buy at present, GIVE US a
CALL.
j. s. O'RO4RK 10 co.
nov,l4.ly.
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Attention Tributaries.

HAVING been approximately the Coun
lily Court Of Mason county, West Viz.
ginia, on the 9Th day Of January, 1881,
their aos Commissioner TO sgttle with
FiluCiarics, all Administrators, Excrt.
tors, Curators and Guardians, will gov.
ern themselves accordingly, as | am the
only legally constituted authority before
whom they can make Aheir settlements.
JNO. y. TINlMs,
Com'r FlduciarteS Ot Mason ca Cour
iaNl2, lSSS.ti.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-16

lump on the scsle Ihehu,cher said.
Unto q miss one day.
I'm used toweighing AMI, said 10,
aI'lltsll You what youwsigt,
sAhi came quick thesrsc reply
From llfs Asemsdmaae io;kls
ssfmsute, 81, that Ii soaIanatbe
fRs time yoa'yS weighed sniss't
The tiaItRef6 laslisdi hohansh his hssdl
Ahdktlew not whaito saN
He merely Wished ic8eislt Tie girl
Himself was given away.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-16
Ia The FeslLre FIodl IlIdie.

An old negro who operates
plantation "down in de bottoms
was asked the other day if the col
ored people were any hettcr pre-
pared now for high water tAat
they were in 1882.
"Bout de same, boss, an jest
bout II anxious"
"How anxious?o
an wantin' it to come"
"YOu don't mean to say that
they want an overflow"
Oats whit / means. Yer SEQ
il dar's anything in this Norl da,
a niger enjoys, It'll tet cut suthin
dat he doan halter pay fur HOt
rutber bab half rations dat doar
cos hin er lick or work, den tel
work fur ez much ea he ken eat
When dat guberment ration hOai
blows, yer better blebe do niger j.
in his glory
GLOW is it with you, old mauH'
"Wall, sab, Use a sorler palyOt
tic gem'man myself, aud l is pur
fectly willin' fur de gubsrtient To-
feed me. "-Arkansair Traveller.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11
!lrreatlnent 81 Stallion.

81 j. ID. D How can my stallion be.
made surera He leaves plenty Of seed,
but does not stick more than one mare
in 10: he is vigorous enough, and is al
ways willing and is worked mod
ANS :It doesn' Z seem to be the fault
of the stallion that the mars do not pet.
in foal probably the fault lies entirely
III the mares. When not easily got ia
foal, a mare should be brought to the:
horse DOL and NOT gued with exer-
else. Then let her be served and put
into cool stable by herself where she.
will not Be disturbed BY the sight,
movement, Of noise Of any ether animal.
Al soon as The horse can serve her
again hich may be IS a qnarter to q
full honrs time, according his ii
put her to him thA second time, and then
lat her rest an hour or two, and
do not LET her get hot or be-
exercised much til the next day,
and then and wards let her. be
'gently and moderately worked Some
mares can never be got ii foaI except
Sby two services, and tthey occasionally
require three fast as the sta Lion is.
able to serve them Wlaen put to The
horse the mare SHOULD be ii proper con-
ilittion neither fat nor lean nor iaoulds
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11
B FIELD D And a D
H /, hola Ht,,tr.

Tea or Coffee Sd ould he made with
water which il freshl boiled.
Il IS said That the i appiiest women
are those who lead The ordinary home
life.
IS you are bilious, try the juice Of q
lemon in q cup Of cold water no sugar
before gong to bed.
"A respondent writes that she Has
found 8 plate smeared with lard Ete ybe
an excellent ant trap. She says they
prefer lard to any other food. When
the plate becomes covered with them,
hold it over the fire, and then reset the
trap. ~ 55# ss ..s 5s:S
Ice boxes and refrigerators in general
are not half cared for They should
be washed in every part with hot soda
water, rinsed with clean water, dried
md aired each time before putting in
fresh ice. Between times, wipe psanys
u gravy or vegetables that may be
split. 3'
In cases Of diphtheria Of other contag-
ious diseases, = German physician recss
ommends8a mixture OF equal parts, say
40 drops Of turpentine and carbolicac
put into small kettle of water, and,
allowed to: simmer slowly over tile fire
in the same room with the patient:
The atmosphere OF the sick room must
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11

Prot Swing on the Uselessness Of
tsS} s{E4, FL Profanity. " s55 4

Suppose YOU are given to habit OF
profanity. You enter nyersation with
a man who never swears; in other words
q gentleman. By and BY you begin to
perceive that he is the superior man.
Your remarks have a tame, fiat, feeble
sound to your own ears. Your cheeks
begin to burn with ~ sense Of your
friends excellence. Your pert little
damns sound rough and course and vuI-
gar, as they are. They begin to drop
out Of your sentences, ashamed to res
main in the company of good, honest
English words, until, as you discover
that You are carrying on your part of
the conversat ion without swearing you
feel easier, and your il ectual stature
is increased BY. q foot. just observe
this, my hoy, and see il am not right.
But yot1 will rip out some time oh, yes,
in some way YOU viii. know some
good men me of the best III the
world who will con found il, 4 and in
New England even . deacon has been
known, under terrible strain to CON
denim it, :, But, rs q rule, my son, don't
do it. Don't swear. It isn't an eyi-
dence Of smartness or worldly wisdom.
Any fool can swear. And d great many
fools do. my SOL. Ali, sif 7 could
only gather up all the useless, uncalled
fol, Ineffective sswlears ! have dropped
along the pathway of M life I know .
would remove stumbling blocks from
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11
fhs Best asd.

OF the eight pounds which man eats
and drinks II i day il is thought that
not less than Ave pounds leave his body
through the skin And il these Eve
pounds, = considerable pr ,entage es-
3capes dnring the night. This being ii
great part gaseous il form, permeates
every part 81 the bed Thus u parts
Sof tho ~ ttress, blank cts, q well
~ sheets don become foul and need
pnrification.
The ma tress needs this renovAtiio1,
sIhita as much IS the sheets
% al low the sheets rs be used with
ont az ring three % aix
mon Tbs Would bere ed 81 bad house
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11

keepiing but iinsist, Il thin inject oan
sahsorl of ,oisonous excre-!
stions 81 thsI Boa rs make e unit Tor!
nsa ia Sa few dAYs thick rnattress,
which can absorb md retaiijsS d thousand
Tunes 81 nucl, these poi
lsonous excret needs to DO purified
o. Zen certainly 10 once lin three
months. sheet can be washed
mattress, cannot he renovated III this
way Indeed q, Is no other way Of
cleaning 8 naattt but by steaming 50
or picking II 90 pieces, and thus in
fragments exposing it "a the direct rays
sof the sun. Az these processes are
scarcely practica Bile with any of the Or
binary mattresses, Il am decide dly of
the opinion that the good, old fash
ioned straw bed, which can every three
months be- exchanged for fresh straw,
and the tick washed, is the sweetest of5
beds.
H In the winter season the porous
ness Of the straw bed nnakessit q little
uncomfo Portable, spread over IL two
wooden blankets, which should be-
washed. With this arrangement, il
you wash all the bed covering often q
you vii have q sweet, healthful bed.
Now, if you leave the bed 10 aiir with
open windows during the day, and not.
make it up for the night before evening"
you viii have added greatly to the.
sweetness Of your rest. and, Ia oorse-
qnenee, to the tone of your health.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11

!.
@ q. : q.

rye got NO bsa si,a al ttRo shea,,x',
81 fShesWarElsd In the choir
The Tenor snd The basso both ssS.
Yours truly do
alternate VIXEN fears are scarce
As truths ii screeds Of n ennOr, ssss SSss
J; And STRIPPING voices lit the day,
,BSs5l lnize the tenor,
sBnt when sttis night, and horrors threat us
8s tmid spul 70 lasso,
"a cTavesAyo that friigllts the foe,
Ind utilize the basso, 81 mon n
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11

S9FSS Alter the perfec action OF its national
sindepen,I enne. III, ,hiIaan Govern
i, 3, ;,,t "a
80 - II d S
y clsllla me me otner govern
ments ct the west asst remained prizes
for military chieftains. !, Its present con-
"a ] II ], I, oae s,
I. q, !. ~ - 80, 80. >. - 8
= Y Only haAl 8 century gig y = sn g
oldest written national constitution IN II
force IN al the world except our own,
mn ass tba Maona ,ha III 5of IN, ~
Ia ;,,cl,,aa5 m !,
no,;t;cal b;storv ;. II. rh;la1 dyr;no IN
f;ftv vaar.1 nf ~ 1;fa has haa,, tl,at, ~
val .orlarad sss IN, IN -, {
II ! most 1nnnsnal and interasting sort
It's .goyernmen a., has "' never
been 'forcibly oyer-throWn. and
I, only one serious ATTEMPT 81
revolution hasbeen made. Chile Il q
name and il an imnortant sense I ra-
public. and vet ia government 4 an oi;-
garchy. SUFFRAGE Il Restricted "a those
male citizens who =, ara r IS who
ara 5ttwantv- u Years did Il unno or,.;;ed
and twanty-n ono i = arriad. and Who can
raad md Wr;ta and there i also ) str;n..
cent nronartv nnalif;cat;on ] Tha.'cn a.
sn ra1,ca i fhat tha ,,r;vilaea af yot;ne,
s;;as Confined t. an ar;stocraey : - 1s7G
tha total nnmlar az ha1lots' tbro MN. H. u,
president was onlv az. ia in a nonl,1a-
lion of a1ont two and q quarter millions
The president Of Chile has immense
5nowars of nomination and a,,,o;,,, trrnnn,t
and when Tia q . man Of Virerons viii
he tyrannicali y -gways" public nolicy. and
can almost ALWAYS dictate The name Of
his successor, The government
has ~ thns becoma nractica1lv
vested in comparatively small nnmher
Of LEADING Chilean families Thera is No
.such thing rs .onb1ic on;nionn in the
sense in Which We use the nbrase and
the nawsnaners tho1gh ohly oon1not
IA ~ atfoIont 90 ill., a. 80 das;re ~
change tha eY;st;ng ordar ~ thinos
"HisforvO saws M Browne "does not
furnish an eyamn1a If a mora nowarf1,i
nol;ticaJ .machine, undar tho titlo ~ "a
nnb1ic. nor r an, honnd ~ SOW one
which has been more ably directed so far
as concerns the ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Of the
country, or more honestly admin
istered so far as concerns err, pecuniarv cor
ruption." The .population :. of Chile
doubled between '1843 and 1879. The
QUANTITY Of land brought nndar t;l,aga
was ouadrupled 8: COPPER mines we're
discovered. and 40 worked: that, Chile
became tha chiaf connor-nrodn 81, a
country IN tha wor1d snp,a r. AZ s;io
YER nm mines #r;;yalad the Comstock 1oda !.
more than one thousand m;las of rail,
road ware hn;lt ! q FOREIGN arnort trada
Of, s31 .6o5. o3e VAS raported in 1878:
and two. powerful iron-c]ads which
were destined to play most imnortant
part ii Chilean affairs. were built in
England. Meanwhile. The constitution
was officially INTERPRETED so az to p11ar-
antae ral;g;o,,s federation and tbs no.
litical bower Of Roman Catholic priest
hood Diminished. .,2 Almost everything
GOOD ayca,,t home rnannfactnras and
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Women Who Never Buy.
From the New York Sun.

From the New York Sun. tos H2fe I. &:AE '4s&
A dry goods salesman says: We have
to endure q great deal at the hands of
those ladies who never buy. These
people take up valuable time, and a
good part Of our energies is directed to
the effort to circumvent them. The
moment an "old timer comes up to the
counter she is instantly recognized by
some one of the statesmen, and the warn
ing signal, a tap on the counter is passed
along the line. Then we have some
fun. The old timer will call for, say,
a certain shade of yellow. She is told
that it is not in the stock. "Oh, what
q pity, she exclaims, "that is just what
I wanted. IF you had it I WOULD buy
sixteen yards Of it." Then it is the next
mans turn. He comes up, accordingly,
and tells the first salesman that he is
mistaken, that there is still a bolt of
twenty yards of that indentical stuff in
the store. He brings it forward and
lays it down.. You would think the
shopper who never buys would be dis
concerted at this turn of affairs. Not
q bit of it. She says smilingly: ooh,
that is just what I want Lay it aside
for me and I will see my. dressmaker
and see just how many yards she needs,
and tomorrow I'll come back and buy
it, Then she departs with shipper,
but she never comes back. We amuse.
ourselves in this way, but it's terrible
nuisance all the same. s&s& ,@f +
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-11
n Farming Notes.

. EEEEFA 0AAAAsAG f~scSSSs ST. - G"T&
i In dry weather keep the cultivator
moving Frequent stirring Of the sur
face soil Will do much to mitigate the
evil effects Of a drought. 6 II H. q: !. !
!. The cattle loss in Kansas during the
chiefly from starvation. thirst or
cold lis placed by the Cowboy at
''about 10 per cent" This simple fig
IRE stands for an aggregate Of suffering
disgraceful to our boasted civilization.
MIR. F. KPhoenix, Walworth, Wis. J,
reports Jersey Queen strawberry UTTER
y tender and worthl ess" on his clay
loan after two years careful trial. b 7
ID. The Michigan Farmer reports TWEEN
ty-ive carloads Of Thoroughbred sheep
as having passed through til at state re-
Gently, en- route from Vermont to the
west. l'54 Ii # @**1 p Il .52$sss fa b
Ola, herd Of cattle in a Kansas pas
ture, thirty five standing or lying near
the barbed- wire fence during q recent
thunder storm, were killed by lightning
attracted. by and following the wire.
This is a fair warming to keep ourselves
and animals away form all wire fences
during storms. 5s Il: 4, q
ny Prot. Wiley, the United States chem
ist, states that sorghum IS one Of the
most valuable Of forage crops. He.
doubts whether there is anything bet
Ter adapted than sorghum for ensilage.
Especially where dry summers are apt
TO prevail, viii the sorghum plant be
found Invaluable Tor forage purposes
it should be sown bros least or in drills
like wheat or oats. Both as q siirnp-
producer and d fodder maker he looks
to see it one Of thh most imp Or tant crops
of the great III rthWestt. IFS E. SIS 5se5
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Immigration IS falling OF somewhat
but 22155, 1856 inmig rants, supposed to be-
worth 81 900 apiece, 10 the country have
arrived during the first Eve months oi
1854 It would hare astDnished p1lrs
fathers to haye snoh ana siinilux pred D
ed d to Them zenaera mon ago.
to- June 6 ls,ss1 the number of arrivals
was 3ssl5 and That year viii perhaps
always remain The test ia the his
tory 81 american irnInl
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Schmidt, His Baby and Friends.

/ IOn blc NEW LDIk Ouu. H.
a stout, ilorid German went I'D to a
policeman in the Bowery yesterday and
!, said; 81 vssnt to hat some beebles ar
rested" e.. a. u %as-.
"How many asked the policeman 3
$50 many as I don't count NIT all der
fingers III toes Of my left handt." -. Il
what have they done to YOU 2:
'Everydings! DEFY trive me most crazy.
! You see, my wife she haf leetle poy
yeste raay, Idolt' my customers about
it, and We all trinl1. dot leetle poY's sug-
sess at my expense. L tink I open as
many as dree kegs OF peer. Veil dot
vas al rigid for I don'd vas fadde1
efery tay. s.$,:a .5f77 sa:.sS .os 5z
81 $50 soon as o'clock to-day I hear
dot telephone in der saloon. 3 I put dot
| plack speaging drumpet nlein earagainst
aud sayt: 'Hellop MAIL +; : B.
Il heart, somepody say, Is dot Carl
s chmidt?' r 5,s@2
z"tY aw,' I sayt. = &. .s
z How's der lettle poy?'' A#
Z Il vos pleased to hat mein friends ask
apout the baby, % schmiled and sayt;
Pully.' Somepody sayt, tGood-py !
| und Iput up dot speaging drumpet. 5.a
| + Presently dot telephone rings vonoe
| more. I heart sonlepody inquire il dot
was me. L asyt' YAH und he sage How's
der leetle pev?' I schmi1ed vonce more
| und sayt spully ! ,lnd put up dot speng-
| ing drumpet, III q conbble minutes
dot telephone rings again. i sayt,
Hello! who yos dot? Somepody sayt,
Herr Ehret,3 der proven. " }.s@.. @.
| s'"''Vhat's der madder?' I sayt. .'
'Howis der leetle poyY sayt Herr
Ehret. 8sS# e a.. }s} ~ IS :48i i.
s.:I did not schmile SO much, but
sayt oil der same, Pull .'3 s3.=l
| t'I vent behind der par to trink der
1eetle poy's health, when der telephone
again rings. Dot makes me mad, so j
exclaimed loutly Hello! Who you yos
und vot you yant? Der man sayt he vas
Prince Beesmarck, und wanted to know
how dot leetle poy vas I dolt him dot
poy vas more as q ghentleman vot be
vos, und put up dut peaging drumpet.
T Dot deleph one rung so many as twendy
dimes more, ind made me wish dot lee
tie poy never hat peen porn. Bolice-
man, [ Won't to have dose fellows yot
ring my sdeleph arrested. !"
What are their names 3"
Pesides Herr Ehrst md Prince Bees
merck. dera yos shorge Washington
shilds Henry Pergh ind odder pig
fellows. 2 .ss. "A. Il Il 3f5 81 III
You had better go to The Essex mar ar
ket police court and see Justice Patter-
son about it. 4 e 81. S 3sF5: .. . q.