Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-01-25
4 Cat That Prefers. Elevators.

The Tribune elevator GER and started
OH its upward trip last evening and the
elevator boyW gazing upward into
its iurtherest corner. evidently lost In
reverie. Presently there. came a dis
tant call in the shape OIL 8 lIaintiTe
'.Miaouw..'' The eleyator-boy checked
his ear forthwith on a level with tine
floor whence the sound came. There
was no one to be seen and the smallest
bow would have been visible. -~* @.ss,.*
Going upp" asked the :eleVator-boy.
.Miaouw, Miaouw!" WIS responded.
The eleyator-boy slid open the door
and q gray cat walked Sdemurely IN,
sprang upon The seat, and began lick
inc her paws until two floors had been
passed, when she uttered another cry
and sprang down before the doorway
Tae car: stopped, the door was opened,
and Tabby passed out
SIS she. q regular passenger was
asked. = .$.z.:1x .s.,5 - r<y<5@s ,s....-
rs she?'ri said the elevater-boy. .Of
course she is. Size lives in 9the build
: ing. she does. She never walks UP or
down stairs 'cept on Sunday, when the
elevator amt running. lie It's evening
6ttS ilScS tIS EUdSCli t11SS Y ~
>%s .'Where IS. she going now ?:''' ~. :.
J r s'She's Just dropping IL to see friend
::yof hers He's a lawyer. and he often
stays late to write and she goes in and
sits en- the table and watches him., and
i. he gives her a bit Of something to- eat
9sin bout an hour, before my times up,
she'll come back to the top floor. :Meb-
I be she'll stop "a littlez7in tile editorial
rooms; then she goes llr to the lsesta1;-5
I ant. She always gets there about ! !. =
\ clock whed the printers get thessr
/ lunch, They all knew her, h.
& tsSom etimes,, he added she sits
& down IN the car end keeps me company
T for awhile. She ain any bother. =. sac
knows how to 4behaveNshersef better
than some Of The lawyers j i and. Sharp
chaps. who are skiing Il. !. ST \
I whether he going to get mart Sd !. and
+ how his girl goes zsal around
] down town by herself, she does. he
other morning. one Of / the fallersa saw
I her down on / Iii ton rket. She knew
him and c;.lne iip and rubbed against
his lees. Top door here, sir, il you
ant to get Oh 81 ~ - II 7',sabseise.
"a There sre certain characteristics
! connected with lazy man which are
y admirable. They excite. in the ivan e.
III ing: iingli ing; breasts OF the nerYously
tlsi.5ety d. ffeeline (which borders on re-
4 pect and is AKIN to aW our double
& gseared titl sssty ian ia al ay
Ike u top and run down IN tae toolsof
\ the evening on the iuentic Gu pot on
which be started OFF after sbrea lkfast.
The man suffer ing from chronic lassi-
stIude vi keep Sill, keep cool IL
5s&t he sha dc, put IN 81 ulI ID work
hilnselff and all.ii on timesat
coo 81. ii, and 90 Hecteti,
B with ut hay inc once under lle
liar on laid d Il IA tssa
The 81 On al lazy man seems so
eat, dlrink, and slleef lii,::ssssl
gasto and sang IF ltss as B his hslget5y
4 brother with tht sure u natouy
" Ind tent dnub lts5 per
feciing !, e gets
hot int the box, aIsst IN and
md cuts his All ie} lke piece 81
llliiseit act of t iste
D. busiAess is IA an bus tle wears
life Tor iseS of the oil
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