The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-07-11

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TrfsissmHut Lfae8uaiiau. =Nunr Ia
nnt-class families nrri apply
Tie heir u the Russian thfon.
eunss II - Al sixteen years ant die
IS . after hts coronation A. a..
uihilsi.a Il 81 atLim
-Ng DEAR. said foud ullr.auhen y,
weFs engaged always slept WHh yuu.
iasi better under ny pillow And l.
mumwei Der husband. -or,en vent 4
sleep over youf letter.
That prisoner las a very smoatl
eouutenanee said the Judge Ia IN,
sheriff. Yes said tie sheriff. III,
WIS irpned Just before he vas bfuugl.
IN"
hroHnson -"Well I always make II
a rule 20 tel my wife everything Tina.
happens >mithkiHs.-~Oh. my drai
fellow that's nothing. I tell ms vii,
lots Of things that never happen at ~
\ Mississippi man adyertises a run
away wife - follows. "fIirh cheek
ZONES, with upper front teeth out. GRIP
pied ~ ON foIt. crpss-eyel and quicE
sifuheu. Thai man don't know when
he + well Of burlington Free Press
Nothing Is better 20 clean silver with
tlan alcohol and ammonia: after rub.
bing with tins take a little whitening
or a soft cloth and polish ~ this way
even frosted silver. which IS 80 difficult
To- clean, may he easily made clean aud
bright.
4 merchant who died suddenly not
long ago left on his desk q letter bp
Lad intended mailing 70 a correspond.
eut. An IRISH clerk Ending II sent II
on after adding the postscript: "since
writing the above have died Fort
Wayne lloosler.
\ little toddler went to S.un1ay.school
Tor the FIRST time, aud when size came
home Site WAS asked what She had
learned and replied: Bout Desus
TwIle an other Teller what / taut
wememher e name of The "other
ie,ltl' was PauL-Merchaut Traveller
81 notice that The ballot girls mostly
wear smiles when they come upon the
stage, sad Old Mr.. >qaaggs to his wife.
who had insisted on accompanying him
TO the theater. at shows that they
think they ought L. wear somrthing.
She snapped, and he sud ~ more
NomeryiIle Journal.
"Nein, Herr sherman. | don't buv
dot ring OH you for no hundret dollar.
uit don dn no pizzness MT you vol.
eiier, pout it?' Wy didn't bay dot
rug i S,Ibrrmaun, eli? Vel. SLIDER
man vas guIn' To marry my wife vunce.
he didn't. Ven a man wash SEMINAR
ter as III doan do no Freshness nit
aiu'd ity'-puck.
Mr.. SqGlggs, for heayel's sake turn
that bubGlil dog out OF the room.
can't stand him" Why Mr.. Snake.
What have you against mmy Dop't
YOU like dogs 81 like dogs well
enough, but hobtail dogs seriously an.
loy me. You see, they have a irrkey
motion. Il poor attempt at Il wag,
pity them, and IN sympathy / stutter.'
Two old friends met on a Clark street
,ar The other day for the first time in
zen years. After the customary shak.
Of hands, rte, one Of them said Ia
The other: what are you doiugnow ?"
Me! Why, I'm a lawyer. What are
you dong = "Oh, I'm a thief too" was
reply.-Carl Pretzels Weekly.
a gentleman |sprucely dressed was
standing IN front of a swell, cafe YES.
.efday, WHEN he was approached blythe
Ubiquitous b0otblack. who Inquired.
He was answered in the neg.
but, instead of ceasing his i'm
.lurtunities, he put his box on the walk
md %kneellng down, asked again.
shine" The gentleman becoming
somewhat impatient. responded: a
no; can't you take no for an an
.wer?' Nothing abashed, tile gamin re.
orted: "Well, how did YOU like to
Il man say no when YOU was a
l%ootblack, say 2" This was too much
nd he was allowed to go to work-Bal-
imore Day.
bill Simpson and Jim Dobson are two
austin society young men, who have
e%retofdre lived by their wits. Tbey
ad no money Of their own but manap-
q to live by borrowing and gambling.
lot long since Bill simpsons rich uncle
led aud left him a fortune. shortly
fterwatd he met his old chum Dobson
asked: what has come over YOU
Before You came into bosses.
on OF all that money, you were the
illieSt fellow in Austin, always in
'od humor and full Of fun. but now
yon are rich you sit around as if
pu had he~toothache. What has come