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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

Fhr best salve IN the world for cuts, bruises
sores, ulcers, salt rheuln, tettor chapped
hands. chib!aius, corns and all kinds OF skin
erupuOus frecKes ana pimples. The salye ~
guaranteed 10 givo perfect satisfaction IA
every nasn or nouoy refunded. BE sure you
get hHERNB CARBoLIu SALyE, rs all others ar,
but limitations Hnd C0untorieits, Price E'
cents. Sold In Lancaster at CochTan's Drug
store. 1877 North Queen street mY2l-f
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Lights out Again.

There were some slight electrical dis.
turbanccs in the atmosphere last night,
and, as usual, away went the Maxim
electric lights, no lees than 33 OF them
being out from 10 p. ru,, and the streets
being in utter darkness from that hour
until daybreak.
Ten of tho gasoline lights also were
blown out by tho wind.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Ihn lfnata,I linIAna

j. l. Cases elegant stable car passed
through Lancaster this morning about o
o'clock, attached to tho first section of the
fast limo cast. The car, which il almost as
haudSono aud tidy as a Pullman car,
contained jay Eye See," the fastest
trotting horse in tho world, and Phal.
las" tho fastest pacing horse in the world.
The horses wero in charge of an accom-
modating groom, who opened the car and
showed the wonders to several admirers.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
At Ibetr ola Tricks

Two bad boys of this city were detected
last evening in tho act OF stealing chickens
from Mr.. Esbenshado'G coop, a short dis
tincc from the city. Tney dropped their
gamo and escaped, but the police are on
their tracks aud will probably get them.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
uAKNUu KE-ELEUrED.
The Ola uemooratro maosi"o Ro,tsrted

New York, July "a AT the meeting
the Democratic national committee tC-
day, William IL. Birlun was re elect sd
permanent chairman of tho committee by
accGmatiOu aud unanimously. Il. o.
Prince, Of Boston was 70 elected secretary.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

sure cure for Blind, bleeding and ItChi ny
Piles. ono box has cured Lho worst case O' 20
years standing. NoOno need suffer i've min.
utcs after using Williams Indian Pile ONT
nent IL absorbs tumors allays itching, acts
~ pOdlticG, gives instant rcliet. PrCpaI Cd
only tor Piles, itching OF the private parts
nothing else sold by druggists ana mailed
on receipt OF PAIGE, 81. Sold by a. u. C0ch.
ran, druggist, l37 anu l39 North Queen street
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
rULIrIUAL LITEKATURE.
some Publications OF Campaign vaIu

A young lady is now oanvassing Lam
caster for the lives of tho Democratic
candidates and general hand book OF
political Information, published by Hub
bard Bros, Of Philadelphia. This is tho
work to which Hon. VIM. Dorsheimer
contributes tho sketch OF Cleveland aud
w. U. liense, tho life of Hendricks. The
publishers claim that it Ia decidedly the
best in the field.
OF the publications put out represented
to be lives Of the Republican candidates,
tho work edited by William Ralston Balch
is tho best that has come to our notice
Under tho title IAN American Career and
it's Trumphs," Mr.. Balch, VITO is an ex
pe,jencod journalist and author, hai
traced the eventful lives Of Blaine aud
Logan and tho story OF their nomination,
keeping within the limits of campaign
biography. Mr.. BalCh has, nevertheless,
produced work of historical merit, show
ing no lack OF original research aud indie.
peudcnt opinion. Published by Thayer,
Merriam ~ Co, Philadelphia.
Morton l.. Montgomery, esq OF the
Berks county bar, is the anthOr Of very
valuable and carefully prepared politican
hand book of BCris county, which, besidet
being a complete political history and Get.
sus tablo of that bailiwick, has election rC-
turns, statistics of the city OF Reading, and
a vast quantity of just the sort OF infor-
nation that every body is in search Of ut al
times and mevcr knows where to find. Mr.
Montgomery'8 book is tie CIde mfCIH
that has il all, we'll arranged.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

DIES MONIES, IA, July 24.-Yesterday
was the hottest day of the season, the
thermometer standing at 1910. Three
cases Of sunstrOkc occurred last evening.
A storm set in and several buildings were
struck by lightning and burned. Loss
SO 600
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Twent,-tour hours 10 live

From John Kuhn, Lafayette, Ind, who an
nounces that he Is now ia perfect health"
we have the following One year ago was,
to all appearance, In The last stages OF Con-
sumption Our best physicians ave my case Up,
l finally got so low that our doctor said could
only live twenty.four hours. My friends then
purchascda bottle OF DIR. WIN. HALLS BAL
SAM FOR THE LUNGS, which considerably
benefited me. continued until took nine
bottles, ana am now in perfect health
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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

LOUISVILLE, KY, July q, - 4
special from ParksviIe, Ky, says that
Miss Rose j. Woods, was attacked near
hero by two negroes. Joe Caldwell and
Mllard Clark, negroes, were arrested
The young lady cannot be found.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

Annually tho directors of tho Pennsyl
yania railroad pass over the lino of that
road on an inspecting tour, usually about
September. Tho section boss who has his
length of road in tho best condition it
awarded a prize Of 800. In anticipation
of this the bosses along the read are get
ting their parts in first class condition.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Fishing Tip to Lancaster coarty.

ttaUIhB TlMts,
Messrs. Dallas Lsinbach and George
Deugler, of Alsace township, passed
through Reading, Wednesday afteI noon,
with fine lot of fish which they caught
at Daniel Oberholtzer's mill dam, IL East
Earl township, Lancaster county. They
left for that place on Tuesday evening", ac
onmpanied by o. II. Hinnershitz, of the
Kuriz House, Cumru township.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

~ feel heto. was afflicted with sick head
ache and general debility. but BurdOck HOOd
Filters brought about an Immediate improve
mcnt in my general health. | consider them
tho best family medicine IN the market" ."
Adolph LalO2, Buffalo. y. \. For sale by IL.
u. Cochran, druggist, l31 and l39 North Queen
street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
uonao. ni III-rnm, rlown Un

SABASA, o., July 2i.-Two houses OF
i'll fame were blown up by citizens yesier.
day with giant powder, and the inmates
allowed to depart. No one hurt.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Arrested for tn. murd.r OF .iug.to

PHILADELPHIA, July "a. James Grow
Icy, aged 80, was arrested in West Phila-
delphia yesterday, on suspicion of connec-
tion with the Clugston murder. Complaint
against him was made by Morris Wright,
who pointed him out to the police. The
Montgomery county authorities have been
notified.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Or, FfazIer's Root bitters

fraZcr's Root Bitters are not a dram shop
beverage, but arc strictly medicinal in every
sense. They act strongly upon the Liver and
kidneys, keep the bowels open and regular,
cleanse the blood and system Ot every impu.
rity. sold by druggists, 81. Sold by II. u.
Cochran, druggist, l37 and l&9 North Queen
street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

~ prescribe 1t In my practice" is tbs cx.
preston used by DR., }. a. PutmOre, ot Riley,
Ind. lie referred to Samaritan NerUine, and
further along says; " II cures opiiopt,c hts."
ly21 lwdeOdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
NhoIarn RaNAges

PANS, July 2i-Ten deaths from
cholera occurred last night at Marseiles,
aud twenty at TOulon. The deaths at
Aries number thirty ono in two days, but
most of the inhabitants havs tied
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
NIiGEiaysr'- StriEs.

PEsTu, July24 The brioklayers of this
city have struck foe a reduction OF the
number OF working hours per day. In one
instance they attempted to domoish a
building. The police had much difficulty
Ia restoring order.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
New xUrx
new hOrN,
Quotations Dy Associated Press,
htDOkI hnmYanl MOnnN. In 20.

stocks bouyant. Money, l0!c.
New York Cen trai ,............ .....,.,., .l06M
trio hailroad. Observation-Disclosures, ltH
1'ttlns ExprOs9.
Michigan Central Railroad, ,............... 6l
Michigan Southern Railroad. ......, ...,, IS
Illinois Central Railroad. ............... .l2,t1
Cleveland \ Pittsburgh kAilronn .l37
Chicago ROCK Island Railroad. .........lli
Pittsburgh 4 Fort Wayne Railroad ,....i98
Wgstorn Union Telegraph Company. 6sA
TolrGo wabash. .......s............'. ...., ]
dow York Ontario a westsrn- 49,. l0Is
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
SPECIAL NOTiCEA,

Sprains, Lamcness, Pains and stitches, Weak
BHck or Disease of the spine will he immcd.
aloly relieved on application ut "A Hop Plaster
over the affected part. Its penctrative power
IA wonUrIiul. Warranted to bC tho bust made.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Tney Wanted HIS sKsIeton.

NoAsIsTowN, Pa, July 2i.--It has
been asCortained that Mays body was
stolen by two men from Philadelphia, one
a medical student, and their object was to
get the skeleton. Tho police arc after
them.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Fire Eagle Bay, AIInn,

DuLUTH, Mimi, July "A Fire at Eagle
Bay, new town on tho Duluth n Iron
Range railroad, yesterday, destroye cd seven
frame buildings. Loss $4,000.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Supposed C.se Mt yellow r.y.r

New YORK, July "a Director General
Burke, of the New Orleans worlds fair,
telegraphs that a post mortem MICROSCOPE.
cal examination of tho alleged yellow
fever cass has decided it was not yellow
fever.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Caaes SettIetI.

The complaints for assault and battery,
made some days ago against VIM. II iieu.
bach and Taylor Long were TO day
Withdrawn, and the accused were dis
charged by Alderman Barr on payment of
costs,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
SPECIAL NOTICES
Thirteen years' Dyspepsia.

~ suffered with dyspepsia Tor - years."
writes John Albright, esq, OF Columbus,
ohio. " Samaritan Neruine cured me-" As II
always cures such disorders. At druggists.
iyl5.lwdeOdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Enpinecr Iro,noten.

David Layman, q faithful freight enGiu-
Ter on the Pennsylvania railroad, has been
promoted to the charge of tho engine Of
tho way passenger train.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
uied of Brignt's Disease,

MoRRIsrowN, N. j., July a.
Ex. Congressman John Hill, died at his
home in Boston, this morning of Bright's
disease, aged "a years.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

THE public lacks not Il genuine remedy tor
skin diseases in Glenn's sulphur Soap. "Hill's
Hair Dye" black or Drown, 20 cents.
iy2l.l deod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
Don't d. FaInt-hcarted.

II you arc in trouble LOOK up. hold on. give
the blues good by. II you are in pain, have a
lamenc.s, have an ache OF any kind, go to the
druggist and ask him for Thomas Eciectric
OF II will do you gOod every tune For
sale By II. Il. Cochran, druggist, l37 and l3J
North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
rxour,ion u AuautlrIIty.

On saturday, August ., an excursion Will
start from Quarryvillo for Philadelphia and
Atlantic city, stopp'ngat all stations between
Quarryvillc and Lancaster also Lancaster
and Columbia. The special with leave Quar-
ryvillo at AS II. III. Round trip tickets, good
Tor thrGo days, TO rclurn on any train IRON
Philadelphia, only 1850 from Quarryvilc and
Sew Providence, ana 1928 from RcttOn,
BaumgaIdGor and Harnish. Special train I,
turning, leaves Atlantic civ depot same day
at p. IT,, runnins direct through TO Quarry
vile. Tickets tor sa'o at all stations. Further
particulars viii be given in circulars unu
posters. ltdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

LONDON, July 2i.-Offcers of Nelson &
flag ship, Victory, at Portsmouth, will
entertain the Philadelphia cricket team at
banquet on July 81, Admiral Hornby
will preside
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
PhilA0eIpniA.
QloLauons by Associated Press

RiOItuphs ny hSSOCihJbu Trb,5
stocks steady.
ruuplelphia II Erie IL. .h.,......... ......., l2
Sri.dnk Railroad. d................,..,..,. d b.l0
frE nay ylvanin Railroad. INSTRUMENTATION. b54
l,ohiSh Valley Railroad d......."............ B5
United Companies OF New Jersey ..I0l4
EOTthgIn ACKNOWLEDGEMENT 10
|"VthoIn Pacific Preterrei.. -. Az
Northern Central Railroad .......,......... 63
Laulgh Navigation Company.....,...,..,tS ~
NoTrisiown Railroad. ad.....................,l los
Gontrl transportation Company...... :. S5I
EutG!o, N. Y :. and Philadelphia,.,..,.... IA
'''ilr Scbuvlkill RsiroGd. Gd............. 90
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

CoLDES's Liquid Beet Tonic IS admirably
adapted for females in delicate health. Col
denis no other. OF druggists.
jy2l-lwdeod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
n.ND'sviLLr oAmrmEErIsa.
Now Arrivals ia Camp on Every rraiu

Tho attendance at the Lludisvillc
clmpmeeting is again large to day Every
train brings now arrivals from different
places. Macy como from the Surrounding
county, driving To tho ground by private
cOnvcYauCes. This ID the warmest day
that tue campers have yet experienced and
the dust is very thick. a slight rain fell
last night, but 1t was not sufficient to
dampeu the ground. The street sprinkler
which was spoken Of has not yct bcen
scCuvcd, aud 1t In not AZ all cartaiU that il
will be.
tho Services.
Last evening ths regular services waro
held at 1880, when sermon was preached
by Rev J. +. Grey, of Parkesbnrg. His
t Xt was taken from | Corinthians, xiii.
II Now We see through q glass darkly;
then we shall meet face to face"
This morning the early prayer meeting
was held at 9 o'clock in the tabernacle,
and was conducted by Rev. Satchcl', Of
Lancaster
At $50 an experience meeting was held
1t was conducted by Rev. j. b. Mann, Of
Harrisburg, who spoke. together with
Henry Shubert, Aunt Eetsey," of
Reading, and others.
At 1880 the regular sermon was preached
by Rev. w. Swindells, Of Philadelphia.
before largo audience. His text WAS
from Acts /, ., "Thcy were gathered to
gether with one accord in one place. "
After the sermol there was spirited rc
vival meeting.
This afternoon at 3 o'clock, Rev. Enoch
Stubbs, of Philadelphia, was expected &c
preach.
Mrs. Lizzie Smith, conducted the Guild
ren's meeting at 1880, and will lead the
prayer meeting this evening,
Impruv msnt.
In the circle in front of the pulpit O
great improvement has been made in Tho
way of seats The benches which was
formerly in the Columbia church have beer
placed in the woods, 30 that most of th'
congregation have rest for their back
whlln listening to the sermons.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24

IN CbN0EIU sUPPURATIoN, OK =
4 constant discharge of matter from the
Ear, the general health OF the patient IL usual
ly In mpaired, even II none OF the serious CON
sequences have occurred, such a drain upon
the system IL not tolerated WITH cquNnimity
by nature.
All diseases OF the Eye, Ear and Throat per.
manently cured by
DRS. H. %. and NJ A, LONGAKER.
Treatment UnCe-l3 East walnut street,
Lancaster.
consultation tree. Iygi-3tdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-24
OpER DAY FOX 10 W EEKs.
EDUOrloN IN UUsTO m-mADE OLuTn-

EDUCTiON IN UUsTO N M AIDE CLUTH-
IL ing, in order to close out the balance OF
my Spring and summer Woolen. 1 will give
"A discount OF 20 per cent. on each garment for
the next two months. A full line ot elegant
Serge Suits, made up in elegant style, for SlG.
less 20 per cent. Having In my employ n
practical cutter, u perfect ut can be relied
upon. a. II. ROSENSTElS,
Fine Tailoring,
81 North Qneen street, opposite the ostOiice.
n2t-BmlR
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15
A World I'm Pawn.


The idea Of the whole globe being hypothe
Gated by countless millions Of debtors to "a
calculable number of creditors is a very
startling one, when it is abruptly and
markedly presented And il is difficult to
imagine SO vast an estate in liquidation or to
conjecture TO what bankruptcy court the
creditors would prove their debts, or who
would be the official assignees to collect and
distribute the assets
Nevertheless, the fact remains that the
whole world Is in pawn and that its balance
sheet shows us an aggregate of liabilities
which is absolutely appalling. They have
been summed up in The Fortnightly Review
by Mr.. A j. Wilson, an experienced writer
On financial subjects, and the total is the
stupendous sum of Is, 394. 600, 600 an amount
which, if represented in sovereigns, it would
take man LIZ years TO count, at the rate Of
. sovereign minute. without moments
cessation from beginning to end
To defray the interest on this enormous
debt requires f300, 900, 900 per annum which
Mr.. Wilson represents to be fully equal to
the entire earnings Of 8, OO0, 900 Of people: and
did each individual in these S,o0o,0 600 sup
port family of three persons only beside him
self, the interest upon these debts would inn
ply the absorption Of the entire support of a
population equal to that of the United
Kingdom"
OF course, n calculation Of this kind takes
NO account Of the debts owing by municipali-
ties. counties, cities, railway, canal, gas,
water, insurance and other public companies
But these would assume still vaster proper
tons, for the capital sunk in railways alone Is
1900. 90, 900, and this is OF course debt
owing to bond and shareholders; while the
local debts-state and city-in the United
States amount to el15. 0s00 The mother
country is the greatest pawnbroker in the
world. and draws s250, 10000 per annam
from the nations and colonies indebted to her
Mr.. Wilson is of opinion that the time has
arrived when a stop should be put 10 this
system Of mortgaging the future to NEE; the
expenditure " the present, and when Eng
land, more particularly, should begin 70 ex-
tinguish her existing liabilities. But hls All
vice is not likely TO attract much attention
Nations are just as improvident as in.iiyidu-
ais and not one Of them has ever bee1, de
TERED from rushing into war Of ambition
or ACKNOWLEDGEMENT by considerations Of tie
burdens it was euiaiiing ON pusterity. and the
United States is the only one which has taken
prompt measures To extricate Itself from a
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15


Two well-meaning men, one from St Loui,
and the other from St Paul had an argu
ment iii the Sherman house on the pronuncis.
ton Of the wori depot
Il say it is t!ee-ro"" said the St Paul man
And say its 'day-po.n answered the st.
Louisian.
In the course Of time they put up IS apiece
md agreed TO leave il To- tall. fine-lookins
man ON the other side Of the rotunda.
Going up 10 him, the ST Paul iisputant
said: My friend and have small bet On
tie pronunciation az the wori 'iee-po.' /
say it is fiee-lo.' and he says it is 'day-po
Now who is rightT
Pardon me, replied the stranger. but |
never heard the word befor. How do YOU
spell it, and what does il nieanf'
The betting men looked NJ each other du-
biously. and one said-~De-p-o-t. a railway
station
oh. yes, YES; excuse me- Yuu mean
'dep-po,' of course. Yes. YES. deppo IL is
pronounced 'deppo'"
look here yelled the st Paul man.
"where do you come from"
Boston, sir.
We'll, there can't no Boston man settle
bet fer me ON the English language Come
on; let's interview Carter Harrison
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15
An Original Character.
(PhiladelDhia CaU1

Young Authores-My dear, 1 want q
heroine for my new novel She must b
very talented and somewhat unconventional
in fact very original Can't you give me ar
ideas
Her Internationally, love- You want
her to possess q combination of traits never
before dreamed o., Hsupposel
that's it, that's it. But it must be a com
bination calculated to make man love her
TO distraction"
Il zee. Well, in the first place she should
be literary"
@Of course
the author of books"
@Just the thing; but how shall make her
entirely different from other literary Iadiesf p
3Have her look over her husbands ward
robe and sew on the buttons before starting
any new novels"
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15

Personally he was amiahle. generous to
prodiSality TO his companions. and absent
minded He was one of these whose brains
are winging in the clouds, while their boots
may be gathering slush in the CUTTERS They
say that he was 50 forgctfpi that he went t.
Brebalss one evening in response to an invi-
tation to dinner. On arriving the name d
hts host had quite escaped him He explained
his dilemma 20 tie landlord
There is but one way out Of it, said the
god natursd Brebant, ~we must pass In re-
view all the diners in the hou.e, but Is our
VIII. might appear instructive. put napkin
over your arm and come with me as NV
head winter
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15

The notion suited Rochefort down to the
ground, and they made an inspection of all
the cabinets and all the tables in the dining
room, but In vain Rochefort did not find
his Amphitryon. Suddenly be slapped his
forehead and exclaimed: @What an ass am,
The appointment was for Saturday last"
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15
He Took . Cool Car.

A gentleman who got of a Third avenue
open car at Fifty-seveuth street yesterday
was stopped on the corner by a countryman
with a wedge-shaped grip sack in his hand
Say, mister,' he said, docs it cost more
to ride in them cool cars than them shut up
uns!"
mo, SIR was the reply.
Hold them hosses." cried the countryman.
shaking his hat at the driver
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15

lCor San Francisco Chroniclel
A friend Of mine who knows Joaquin Nil
her gave me funny description of bow he
used TO 90 calling with him in Washington
That was before Joaquin en-; his hair and
then he carried it all carefully fixed up with
ha;rp;nx They would reach the house and
ring the he'll II the lady were ort they
would 60 away II she were at home
joaquin would take Of his haf. carefully
take cot the hAirlans, let TIM hiisute nass
fall over his shoulders and march into tbs
drawing -roum with the poetic stride Il
Walker Of Nicaragua
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-08-15
They Grow Large I'm Boston.

AHCy OHVW 18hBo IN nObtOue
Boston Globe.l
The Office boy Of a Milk street lawyer came
in Saturday night and said he had just seen a
fight in the back Office between rat and a
cockroach.
Which lickedr
ooh, the cockrcach beat him all boiler. and
drove him into his hole"
did he follow him ups"
"Yes, he tried TO, but the hole was just big
enough TO let the rat through, and when the
cockroach came to try it he got stuck and had
to give it up"