Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-03-27
WIT AND HUMOR.

MN get up nc sleeps rs ii ne were q
log 'Oh, WELL Maria, the boy can't
help it. It's fate He was born TO be
policeman
Victim 60 dentis0 -"Good hoayensl
man, tnat is The second sound tooth
you have pul- H." Dentist 90 victim)
IL BEG your pardon, sir, but rs YOU
had only three when | commenced |
think | sha make no mistake this
time.
cd II lilan Cooking at very
boG-talea ose): Bless me! How
short hive cut his tail" Attend
ant: III ter is a member of the
Society Protection of Animals,
sir IN ,nion he will not annoy
the poo ii
1t is 4 worthy of an artists
or Won woman, while talking
throu-h hone to hergrocer three
mhes Stamping her little foot
and sh X n er fist as though the poor
man was ling right before her.
Y0aterS $ aGh.
Trust and they will be true to
you, saw L erson. We showed this
to % respe Ia le grocer. He grew livid
with rage, ICED club, and wanted
TO know wure that Emerson fellow
lived he was mischief in that gro
GERS eve. We did not tell him
Postal atoms: Abgail-What!
hall O.. Sc RS again for Miss Fanny
and ~ n me? Postman (Hiber-
nian) 4 rse not. Do you think
me 80 ~ to be bringin' we letters
from al gentleman, and | killen
ms ut to see We every morning
this VII nth past, darlin'?
AG Y ey man has four trained
frog. D ng the "Sweet Bye and
b e." A marsh frog is the tenor,
~ ri fr3 is the basso, and the So
pruo IA to were imported from
Sac M y o. As soon as the owner
te. aaW one or two new songs he
inteu % vel through California ex-
hi i'm l m.
DE-. x 8c} to a restaurant with q
fri Hl orders a bottle of wine.
s. ~ he is called away for
IN the friend accosts the
brand of wine that is.
w A yes, but by no means our
be, Y tght TO try some of the
ii a boo n always orders when ne
com is me. '--FiicgeRde Butter.
A .air Gentleman who recently
pre- Ral Austin church is an adj
ID he ,itings of Charles Dick
en-, q from his novels almost
rs - "a. le does from the Bible. He
sur. congregation by winding
up Sd peroraton with: 'It is
thus -.r. my brethren, as the
Sci 'Barbis is willin', but
tn d s. ak. ~ craJ Settings.
II rs lis, Minnie asked one
M OF another. You have
asEc folks to your party that
you speak to and left out some
OF inmate friends. "Oh,
th I'm practcing up on
&c am going 10 bake the
cts party myself. | don't
ny Of my friends, -
lie, pcadeHt
) has invented a thermo-
m man can rrulate the
te up SUIT himself. ms Is
All hing, for, VIII one of
thuS 5 in his poe 1T, man
ca extremes. When the
tie iides down below zero,
al 0 is to pull out his little
til give it twist up into
81 and-there you are
Hr
4 / an old farmer gallon
of mistake for moIasses.
A jng the mistake ne waited
TO omplaint, but, hearing
nc he old fellow who re-
pl "a $: "Nluch oUn ed for
the e., but it comes too late,
as an 4e stuff is done sopped up.
" ed that thar was suthen
or the 'lasses; but | lowed
81 pregedist "-ArbanSaD
Z
a in Durham. Eng. some
81 ce taught an odd man in
h read, and found him an
~ ter his lessons were i'm
is rot able to cali for some
ii he did on found the
How is joan2' said
h pes he get on with his
~ Oh nicely, sir "Ah, |
81 read his Bible very com
fc bible, sir Bless you,
IA Of the Bible and into the
n'N lug ago.
Pickaflaw Oalking be-
n her sister, THE idea Of
D wearing that nelotrope
Il Jane Pickahaw Why, 1t
ST very becoming. M IS
NJ pishlD 49, Becoming! o.
co anybody say it wasn't?
know it takes a tauluess
90 wear that color, and for
ID o appear in that dress is
as to say She considers her
G, erfect Miss Jane-How
VI en- TO be sure!
familiar phrase much
Up "a ny certain type Of Amer
ic p very well known New
lille travelling in Italy this
an neard some of her coun-
IT 7lvcrsing in the cars. She
e; this valuable critical
opo others: .'And so you've
Sc u psarsar Yes; and on We'd
ne 'ope They're both so
ui .sy f.gura pr And Laura