The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-04-12
SHOULD BE HANGED.

If Sam Pottleson fights his way through life and chances to escape a sudden death at the averaging hand ot the law, his zequaintsnoes will regard his escape as marvellous The last violent evidence of an ever apparent fact that Sam should be hanged occurred several days ago. Since Sam came to town and began the study of law, under the severe eye and analytic supervision of his uncle, old l Joe Blissom, there has not been such an outpouring of his devilisk spirits as his friends in the country expected 10 see, and at oae time ii was hoped that Satan had left him; bat the honey-suckle of hope which once promised to bloom in fringed blossoms of delicate sweetness, al last proved to be the ever dreaded vine of ''pisen oak" Blisson is bald, bald as his coun,ry's enblem-bald as a hornet. A premature loss of hair falls upon nc man with such great aftiiction as ii does upon the prominent lawyer. IL is lawyers sacred privilege, during great mental contests in court, to reach around the back part Of his head and pull his hair over from his expansive brow. He keenly feels denial of this right, for to merely rake his fingers over a smooth and shining surface is not only unsatis factory, but is frequently humiha,ing. ] Sam was too close an observer 10 allow his uncle e's trouble 10 escape him, and after giving much valuable thought to the subject, he decided to assist the old man. He wrote short article, took |, 10 a job office and had it set up' and printed on a slip between two column rules. He credited the production to the B,ihisk .Seienhsf, and, 10 prevent discov- cry, printed on the reverse side of the slip an improvised advertisement of London tea house. When he went to the office, he earelessly dropped the slip on his uncle's desk. He retired when he saw the old man coming, but secre,ed himself where he could see and hear any thing that might occur. Old Bl:ssom sat down, and with his usual habi, of talking 1 to himself began 10 mutter as he ar- ranged his papers, Cattleson vs. Moley,' he said .' Time l was receiving a little fee in this case. What's this ?" taking up the slip. Certain cure for badness, eh: From the B,iAsh .Seienf.sf l. has just been discovered he read, 'tha, any case oi badness cln De cured, not by medicines applied 10 the scalp. but by replacing or rather engrafling hair When the hair roots become diseased. i, Is natural that the hair should come out, and there being no germ left, it is impos- sible to induce another growth excep, by supplying the scalp with another plant Lord Spelp,on, who. a short time age was entirely bald, now has a heavy head of hair, and the prince of Wales who was recently threatened with total loss of hair, is now much rejoioed 10 md that ere long his locks will be thicker and more flowing than ever. The method of treatment, like all remedies suggested by nature, is very simple. Let the bald headed man take the hair of a dog = which has been foud to possess the mos, vigor and by means of sharp ins,ru- ment, set it out on his head very much as plants are placed in ,he ground To insure rapid growth, the root end of the hair should he dipped in pine tar The 1 hair sprigs should be placed abcu, an inch apart. Pretty soon they will begin !. to stool like wheat, and instead of having he appearance of dog hair will par,ake of the nature of the original crop. The patient, by means of mirrors, can accom- plsh the work himself Care should be taken in the selection of the dog. None but healthy animals give entire satisiac- tier"
 Ina, beats anything ever heard of" unused MT. Blissom. This slip mus, have blown in here. I'll bet anything i, was dropped by some old oald-hcaced eodger. shall try Il. am wiling ,o endure any amoun, of n,omen,ary pain in view of having my hair restored. Nc use talking. the English can teach us something every day. We may beat them in the matter of invention, bu; when i, comes down to scientific dis i
 
 What American would have ever though, of this idea There's my dog, Bose. There is not healthier dog in the coun- try than he IS. His hair is the right color. too. shall get me some tar, peg eing awl md other necessary ar,.cles. Pretty soon the people will be as,onished 10 see nie with thick head of hair. and will regard me is scientist. Ha, ha. ,s, .i ,