New-York tribune., 1884-12-06
TIE TALK OF TIE DAK.

sirty years ago not person In Madagascar could
,o.d now hore are 3O00oO persons who regularly READ
The Rhle Hut We sorry "a add that inlenierah'"
has increased very much since the people ha'o bec"n
Intelligent
Wa are inclined 10 take issue with our esteemed con
tNS1~.SY@R Times as @,he ieaine Republican news
paI There Is no Justification ior s9an a @ ia th,.
regard Undouhtooy the leading Republican paper dur
ing tho late canvass was IiIf E"-ioHh iHiDoNh'
ALBANY Times.
Among the manufacturing possibilities OF southern
California The Los Angeles Herald mentions the manu-
factuc paper ont of what is known 10 corn grass
a kind of pampas OF luxuriunt growth
II was the custom among the old Egyptians to com
mend their dead to gods by chanting a. ther funerals
these words: lie succorcd The afflicted he gave brad
to hungry drink to the thirsty clothes 10 amen ,e ~ %
he sheltered the ontcast his door: Merc o!r NJ ~
stranger and he was father 70 % te Srs
tanty. baptist Weekly.
Bishop Arthur Cleveland Coke wishes the Protestant
rniscopal Church to change its to the American
Catholic Church"
Young WIFE, Why Charley. what have You game ana and
bought dog forF Yonng hu.b,nd a hnnn h,n nn
ths ble-no family can" Young vie" ON. Charley!
tcryne1 knew YOU wouldn't liAe NY cooking. on dear
Hnar! "mnc I'm .band-a There there! don't cry; I'll
sell the dog - Burlington Free Press
Sofa pillows filed with pine hemlock and spruce
needles are becoming very popular
Victor Hugo recently inspected NJ. Bariholl's huge
New York fIarbor and exT rcsscd admiration or me
statue" Up to the hour Of soins to Irss m"weVer ne
which York is contributing money for the erection
OF the PEDESTAL Norristown Herald
Those unmtigat d nuisances the people who chatter
and gabbe at places OF public resort becoming worse
than ever In this city 1t suggested that Their victims
o-ranzs themselves into protective ASSOCIATION ana
force all the managers public entertainments to elect
such people unless they behave themselves There Is
no other way of reaching the difficulty II the managers
would suppress ithis nuisance they woud receive the
thanks and the increased patronage OF the pnbllc.
Since election 1t In. leaked that during The canvas
Mis- Nj ME ne Ms IT ihs ,ns re nS Com m
mttor on a railroad tra8. The two began talking
IoIitics. Finally bet made. Mr. Barnum wageins
@ ,sn ssacr a pse asapa IN ErSsS S ' Way
GIT" said Mr.. Blrnum. who Is your man nan ,,0a N,vao
he's my m N. too" What are going to do about 1t
then asked Madam don't see S1i oT %s San 20 eH Ss ny S
Riane YOU promise not 10 lc, the thing get on III
slnH M he to ~Se y e "" M fo Madaern pro@se and the
was tDoked While playing last week IN Chicago Miss
ng Tor he man. and stating that he had mailed her an
order on Dunlap Aud TINS the sy Ola ioh OF TWO cam cam
palgns was beaten by Il woman -l0chcster fOst-
Express
Among the holiday attractions Of the New Orleans ES-
,ostion will he gigantic Chri,tmn tree hfty feet high
shc will be loaded with toys and lishtca with 500
-andics
seyer, r,p,rs In Oregon take wheat In payment Tor
rhscrn,ons for advertisements, nnd their prospectus
-ais about sr this The Sar or Empire will I've sent to
,ny address ftr i've hnshrls of No winter wheat We
have ms uae any other kind itcaus noriccs inserted
!, She rate ~ two bushels M inch come on, noble
iarniets, out hin IS nearly empty.
y, pss,pn rn hrt a tireeh grammar nn The election
,eninat a iritpw lrtfn. lhn tunnr man whh lns mn
hte liutlri ptuiessti to gi WIN MN ~ VA, 'he
sbuhselpt wunlint iit ur ioh oh hh burlington
itrp iiess.
tnsh ilint WIS consumed ~ lfra' btitaln lasi tat
~ mahp 4 iahs At ehti ,hle WIS anh thit't hte
tp, ippl What aha ~ ,lie that wahil hsts " shitl
softse n0n newspapers rflnea ~ the wefi, as,uhn
sFs pAhiishph in tafers ahi Neith America.
Teuplelau thiass lha, that famous nov sHapeF man
ben ieFpY foole inaugNal,h he nn'eiA nl erpehiip
heitlng muie lhan ioiil Aeais ase ~ enrrlhAl as
tee,ion haTre 0 alpies lr0m his farm ~ hewhnIY 10
The renont House IN iioston, whioh losie tho MASSES
hugely Tue distance was some lpltf ihasi ahl tne
gallant major took mis- own Time for H. wheeling his
burden certain nu Der OF miles per nay an lhe ieas
Ing 1t at wayside inn or iaiLhDnso wpuid return
home aud rest at night lie Was " remelpner anpt a
week in accomplishing his task and his reception IN bos
ton ovation. "-lWaterbury Ahercan
The Editor OF The Stamford Corn) Adcocae says that
he used the word "mngwump" fourteen years In his
paper. lie must be brave man thus TO assume the
paternity of the mugwumps"
Joseph c. Mackin, the notorious Democratic politician
Of Chicago, bartender In Philadelphia.
Did yez iyer see sich ignorance T. exclaimed Biddy,
putting her finger into the goldfish globe; the waters
cowid rs a shtone. Oi Ter If mssus expects they
will liver cook Faith. I'll I'LL it from tho tay kte
"Oncer what is the charge against this woman 7"
sThat is no woman. Your Honor. That's dressed
in woman's clothes" How do you know that T. oh.
because he tried to mash every pretty woman he
met aud didn't look at the homely ones" " Your ex
PLANTATION satisfactory Prisoner you fined 500
An exchange says: We spend nearly SlO00OO.0O0
per annum on schools" Well 1t is money well
spent hest base ali players in the world
-lNorristown Herald.
]. NJ Farnum a coored preacher Of Charlotte. has
enormous foot He No. 30 The length OF bis shoe
heel to toe j. lust twenty inches and the width OF
and be natural, il "a tribe seven and half
pohes An cntcrprsing Boston house has undertaken to
make pair OF shoes for hu. which they viii finish the
leather in New England holds out -lChareston q. C)
News and Courier.
The Crown Prince in monarchy il invariably sus-
pccod of plots against the King This sweet norse
OF comfort for Mr.. Hendricks.
A city clothing house gives "a double ripper to each
boy who purchases htteen dollar suit by the aid OF
the ripper" tue boys clothes badly ripped that
he needs suit in less than month some clothing
dealers enterprisng ana faseeing. -lNorristown
Herald.
To Inauror There IS this difference between plurality
ana majority. Cleveland received plurality OF the
votes cast in November But Blaine is the popular
man in the United States by large majority.
sardou bred a house in the country TO pass the last
and went In search OF farmer who ad nilch
COW. Having found one he said, Ny good man. my
servant Will come every morning TO buy ipt Df milk
-Au right, IL Is eight =" =" But want pure milk
very pure" In tnat II IL ten sous. fon VIII
milk IN the presence OF my servant Iheh IL 10 hiteoh
sous - Philadelphia Press.
RESULT OF THE ACTORS FUND BENEFIT