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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
A HANDSOME BLOCK,
Which 1t is Proposed to Erect on the
Corner Of Main and''Tlmes'' Streets.

Arrangements are under way to
build very fine two or three-story
stone, brick, and iron block, on the
northeast corner of Main an TINES
streets. The corner lot, of 3Oxl2O, is
controlled by E. b. True; the next
two lots on Main are controlled by
kingsbury & MCGOWAN, and Robert
E. Strahorn. 1t is proposed that the
lot owners combine to erect thereupon
block having frontage OF 90 feet
on Main, by at least Is feet On TINES
street; the ground floor to be used for
stores, and the upper floor or floors for
offices. There would be double
corner to the building, which would
be used for bank, in case one is
opened, and all the stores would have
iron and glass fronts and be suitable
FOR any kind Of business.
If this proposition is carried out,
this will be the best block of build
ings in Idaso.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

is offered at less than one third OF
that amount.
Nice lot of new feather pillows at
the new Millinery store Croy street. IT.
There is no beef or other fresh meat
in town now, as lot of beef cattle
that was expected in every day this
week has failed TO come. 1t may get
here tonight or tomorrow.
Surrounded as we are by adultera-
tors of food and living in tne midst of
their vile products, it ought to pro-
duce at least refreshing sensation to
be told where n real genuine article
can be obtained. Such a species of
qualification may be had by purchas-
ING DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
The biscuits made with it are really
elegant.
James d. Dunn, OF Boise, who has
bought the Aynew ranch,''a few miles
below Haley, in Lower Wood River
valley, was in town to-day. He said
that he had left Boise to settle on the
ranch aforesaid, with his horses, and
cows, and cattle. Many householders
will leave Boise this year, Mr.. Dunn
said, and he feared that the place
would become very dull.
At the Ladies' sociable, in the The
alter, next Tuesday evening, the charee
for admission will be 10 cents; and
lunch, Gce cream and cake) % cents,
per head. Gentlemen who wish to
dance must pay so cents for the ribbon
without which they dare not appear on
the aoor. \ lady and gentleman can
therefore go to the sociable and en- Joy
themselves without spending over
Sl.2O.
Robert f. Strahorn and Hugh G.
Wallace are expected back from Boise
to morrow, to remain here three or
four davs-after which they will leave
for Denver, to attend the annual meet
ing of stockholders o. the Idaho &
Oregon Land Improvement Company.
Colonel Crichton will accompany them
there for the same purpose, and then
60 on to Kansas after his family. He
intends to return here about the goth
of May, to settle.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
BARNEY CLARK DEAD.
A Pioneer Pacific Coaster Gone to His
Long Home.

A little old man, with hair, mus
tache and chin whiskers, close cropped,
and having very genteel appearance,
has for about year past kept sa
loon next door south of E. A. White
furniture store, which was generally
frequented by old Coasters. The gen
tleman's name was Barney Clark, and
he was probably known better than
any other saloon keeper on the Pacific
Coast, as he had kept saloons-and
always first class places-in Sacra-
mento, in Virginia City, and else
where. lie went to Sacramento away
back in the fifties, and lived there UNI
til about 1874, keeping the Union sa-
loon, next door to the Orleans Hotel
when he moved to Virginia City,
Nevada, and fitted up place gor-
geously, bringing his frescoers, paint
ers, carpenters and joiners from San
Francisco. For this he was "boy-
cotted," and compelled to close out.
Losing $4,000 in deal in Savage
stock, soon after, he was cleaned out,
and opened the Sacramento saloon,
on the northwest corner Of Union and
ID streets, in Virginia, and made a
little money, butsold out aftcrward,
and year ago came to Haley.
About two weeks ago he was taken
sick with clills and pneumonia set in
IA day or two later. This morning he
grew worse, and about 10 o'clock was
moved from the room in rear of his
saloon to Mrs. Prisk's Lodging house
a quieter place. But his end was evil
IDENTITY near, and he died at 3:l5 this
afternoon.
Deceased was genial, whole souled
man, a true old Coaster who could
never see an old timer want while he
had dollarin his pocket, and about
63 years old.
He will be buried tomorrow under
the auspices Of the Pacific Coast P;o-
neer Association Of this city--an organ
ization which already numbers 25O to
| 26O members.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
FROM EAGLE CITY.
Prices Of Provisions in CGur d'Alene-
Dews 4 Metcalf Disguised.

w. S. Cooke came in from Eagle
City, to-day, to assume the foreman
ship Of the TIMES. He left Eagle
City last Tuesday and walked IS
miles, through woods, over under
brush and water and snow and slush
several feet deep to Bclknap, where
he took the cars. Flour in Eagle
sells for *l5 per 100, bacon 80 cents
per pound, case eggs $3.50 to So per
dozen, butter IS cents to 81 per
pound-and SO forth. Eagle has
about 5000 population, but not II
wagon has been seen there vet. The
town is building up lively, though
there does not seem to be much money
flea ing about. BewS & Metcalf are
disguised, and they dispose of their
cots and bedding to anyone who has
the cash to buy them. They intended
70 have two huge lodging,houses, but
it looks as if they had given up the
idea. "SS" johnson owns a three
story house, and is making money.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
THOROUGHBRED BULLS.
They will Serve Cows for SIS Each,
or for One. Half the Outcome.

Leonard, Huntoon & Co.'S Jersey
and Ayrshi e thoroughbreds and Iiol-
stein imported bulls will serve for
s15, cash, per head. Parties owning
more than one COW, who may he UNI
willing to pay cash, can secure SER
vice by pledging one-h half the out
come. This Is a rare opportunity for
parties who wish to make start in
breeding good mich COWS.
Apply to FRED. CLARK,
At Nelson's Stable, HALEY
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
FOR NEXT TUESDAY EVENING.
The Ladies' Club Arranging for Another
Pleasant S0ciable.

The Ladies' Club for the malnte-
nance Of the Union Sabbath School of
HALEY are making arrangements for
another sociable, next Tuesday even
ing, and have already secured the
Theatel and the Dclius orchestra.
The programme will, like that of last
weeks sociable, include vocal and in
strumcntal music; recitations, games,
dancing, etc. Refreshments will con-
sist of ice cream and cake. Admis-
sion, 10 cents; dancing ribbons, %
cents; ice cream, % cents.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
The Annual Session of the Grand Lodge,
40. L. ".

The forthcoming annual session Of
the Grand Ledge of Nevada, A. @.
L. w., will begin in Salt Lake City,
May 20, and it is expected that about
600 delegates will attend from Ne
vada, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado,
Arizona, and Idaho. All the railroads
in the States and Territories named
have made special rates. 7. E.
Picotte, Deputy Grand Master for
Idaho, and DR.. Brown, Grand Medical
Examiner, are the representatives
elect of Haley Lodge, No. /.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
Browns Arnica SlIvp.

100000 boxes of BRowN's ARNlcA
SALvn have been sold on a positive
guarant :, and cure affected in EACH
CASE. iruscs, Gu s, burns, old sores
an inf ned sore ~, yield at once
to this grateful, so thing remedy.
Only rs cents box Keep it ineAery
home. NIL
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
OUR WEATHER RECORD.
1t Will Only be Published Three Days
Longer.

The TIMES's weather record will
only remain in the paper three days
longer, or until next Wednesday.
Those who wish to preserve record
OF the weather Of the past winter
should therefore cut out that column
and paste it in their rap-books. 1t
is the only complete record that has
been kept Oh Wood River, and is
reasonably accurate, since it was pub
lishcd and corrected daily, when every
reader Of the TINES could, if incor-
rect in every particular, have had it
amended.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
The best ventilated house on Wood
River is the Nevada House.
NOTICE..

The Water Works of the Altu-
ras Water Company are COM
pleted, and we are prepared to
furnish pure water for domes
tic or other purposes, to all who
make application for the same.
The firm of Coffin Bros. are our
authorized agents, and on appli-
cation to them terms and prices
will be given those desiring ser
vice.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
A MUdel Family House.

Travellers and others wishing ele.
giant rooms in a quiet locality should try
the LeGrandc House, next door
to HALEY Thcater New house,
new furniture, and the most reasonable
prices and best ventilated house on
Wood River. alO
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
PRESBYTERIAN Church.

Divine service will be held to NOR
row evening, at half-past O'Clock,
in the schoolhouse. The Rev. E.
Pratt will oiiiciate. The regular week
evening meeting viii be held Friday
at pm.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Send one dollar to Mrs. \. J. Ora
ham, Bellevue, and receive by return
mail twelve varieties Of flower seeds.
grown in her garden at Bellevue last
wear. For two dollars. ~ varieties will
be mailed. Every sss warranted.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
Notice.

The public hydrant in front of f. A..
Whites furniture store will be taken
out May LIST, 1884, and consumers will,
after that date, be compelled to obtain
water from the company's mains.
f. A. WHITE,
Manager Alturas Water Co.
HALEY, April 8, 1884.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
Notice..

All ofmy clients will receive atten.
lion at .he Office Of Brearley & Mon
.andon -corner of Galcna and Main
streets.
+. G. BREAHLEY.
Haley Idaho, April 10Th, 1884.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Parties DESTROYS of building would
save money by calling at G. Boards
yard and getting prices.
Just arrived from Chica-o-Clear
pine ceiling, weather boards, rustic,
surfaced pine boards, i and 2-inch
plank, cedar aud pine shingles, doors,
sash and moljlngs; also large
stock of seasoned Bear Valley ,um-
Der, and more coming. &. Board.
Yard corner Sd avenue and Carbon
ate street. att
The finest line of neckwear and
fancy hose. at |. Morris & Co.'S
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
ALTURAS WATER co,
E. G. COFFIN, Sec'Y.
Hand.Painted Piaqucs ana Panels for
Sale.

Mrs. l.. NJ. Bradley, northeast cor
ner Of Main and Carbonate streets,
HALEY, has on hand a large variety o!
plaques, panels, and other works,
painted by herself, which she would
like to sell for holiday gifts. AS the
prices are very low and the works Of
great merit, they ought to go off like
hot cakes. dill
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Professor Buffers photograph gall
lerv, "a the corner Of FIRST avenue
and Bullion street will be opened in
a few days. az
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Don't believe what you hear, but
go and see for yourself, that the New
ada Lodging House is the best of all
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Ample accommodation for 60 peo-
pie at the Nevada House.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

\ large stock Of liqu rs and cigars
at wholesale, at |. Morris & Co.'S.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

You want breal fa,t luxury? Try
Morris & Co.'S delicious Java and No
cha coffee.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Chew Garfield tobacco. |. Morris
& Co., sole owners Of that brand.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26

Nobby spring suits just received
from New York, at |. Morris & Co.'S.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-04-26
Lumber! Lambert: Lumber!!!

Total snowfall OF this season l26 inches. of WI
ahOEt 1 inches remains Oh ths ground.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
=
4 (hinapan's Pigtal!.

II is csIxi-us that what 1t frat was the
token Of Chinese subjngati".i al the
hacls ot the Tartars. the ,irta.l 'sa-
now become the pride and g!c1v .. tie
race. Gu. OF the queue of a Celeste!
aai suicide is ,le on. honorable CORA
open 10 him. If h. y especial, :.za
cious o. llf., however. he n-as don . f.s4s.z
articl,. uuiii his hair has grown agaiu
While a. work the coolies wear sLeir Ier
.ails wound up On the back OF .a-ir
Gead7, but when they have occas.on l.
preseE: themselves before you. !, is IL
.-:at,v unwourd Fer Chiaerrac r.
.rieer II vcur r,.sfT.ee With ms I'2'ai.
ia kno. " III re equivalent t. your
'.rIng 3 s!raslgg -ro'ta III An.erlcs
s.i.i a la. o. aud yonr pants Il yonr
l.9c's. Sat L1Ls Trit'u.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
THE JOY OF YOUTH.
Rev Robert Coiiycr en- the spring tme
and Autumn OF Life.

The Rev. Robert ColIver spoke to the
young men Of his charge Sunday morn
ing, finding text in Ecclesiastes, xi., .:
"Reioice, oh. young man, in thy youth,
and let thy heart cheer thee in the days
of thy youth, and walk in the ways of
thine heart and in the sight of thine
eyes, but know thou that for all these
things God will bring thee into judg-
ment.' The sermon in opening gave an
account Of the writer Of the text, Solo
mon, who, in his youth. had all that
mortal could desire. His father was q
poet, warrior and prince. He was
gifted mentally aud physically and his
son was like unto him. Solomon had q
youth Of rare culture, and in his later
wears he was not unsuccessful, rs the
world would Judge him. Yet there was
something which replaced the promise
of youth with the gall of old age, and he
wrote as man who had known both the
sunshine and the shadow of life.
To-day the world and society arezfdl
of men who are long past the meridian
of life, yet look back only OH wasted
youth. 1t were idle to expect that
young people should follow the course Of
life which SO well BELTS their elders.
There is a springtime rs well as an
autumn in the existence OF each human
being, and it is rs idle to expect to
reverse the positions as it is to check
the singing of the birds or to turn back
the babbling brooks. The old Puritan
fathers of New England tried it and
failed, for the young people had their
frolics and would go love-making OF a
Sunday despite all the blue laws and all
the tyranny of Salem and Boston. The
Quakers tried it in more recent davs,
but gave it up as a failure. A spring
time there must be aud time Of turn
ing leaves, but see to it that there be no
such riotous spring as shall leave no
fruitage but bring instead premature
winter.
Enjoyment and the love OF enjoymcp,
is the evil which threatens the young
men Of today. There is an attempt il
the buovancy of youth to do too many
things, and not the more solid desire to
do one thing well. Superficiality re-
places thoroughness, and while :hc
world keeps up a glittering, sham ap
pearance the humanity of the world il
crushed out. Religion comes in for like
treatment with every other serious con
Germ. It is looked at and regarded as {
very good thing and passed by. There
, is danger ahead, and the only safe
watchwords are eodliness and thorough
ness.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
renee.
4 New Process.

The printing world of London IS much
I;~-nrhe,'7by the discovery Of new pro-
ses~ which enables any number Of copies
!, - tsken 0; any hook, even the oldest
.s;Leaif setting 4 line Of type. 4 com
serIal ha-boea discovered which NAV
spread upon page without Ia the
slightest way injnring the paper. and
Hhich reinses 70 rest upon ink. II can
he easily removed 70 q stone, and there
comes The matrix for stereotype, or
II be }ls.-,i for printing a. once. Prac-
..ea printers are experimenting 70 see
he'her they cannot save the cost OF re-
,-tting Old editions, and, if certalo prac-
s.cal difficulties are removed, there VIII
= change 10, only in the production
u FAC s.rniles of old books, but II the
;tr e3ccs.or & new ones. II VIII h~a 10
..ager 4ectss= 2rv 10 keep t.Epe standing.
! eood proot Sill DC as good as ste-eo-
- - pate.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
A Palpablc Evidence.

The most palpablc evidence of polyl-
amy that one encountcrs here. SAYS n
letter written from Salt Lake City, is
the number of baby carriages that he
stumbles over and swears at on pleas
ant day. II is a sight worth seeing,
some twenty or thirty Of them in row
lining the sidewalks. the only variety
being in the color Cf their eyes or the
pitch of their iniantlle crow or howl
You do not sec men rarading the streets
with tLeir collection Of wives tied to-
cether with q string, rs | dimly cx-
pccted; though If You 60 to the Taber
nacle on Sunday you will see aa old
farmer come in with his lumber wagon
we'll loaded with femininity OF several
ages aud uationalltics, aud 1t Is fair TO
presume that they each lay claim 20
board. He marches them into the old
adobe building which figures as taber-
nacle here with all the pride Of al Off
Ger marshalling his forces on the field Of
battle. When some weazened old repro
bate brings in new wife the religious
servor Of the audience gets the best ot
them at this fresh evidence of eodIiaoss
and exal.ation, and hea-tE Amen
ascends TO heaven AID joseph Smith.
But even the country siormons lisc.a'u.
oo,vgamy with this living evidence 4
i rieh: before your eyes, and yoi, caT4't
prove il on then either, for their mar
r7aoes are secre: aud all Of the local Off
Gers Of The town. are M"rmo's them
s.ir.s
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
Small Debts.

Mr.. Herriot was sitting in his office
one day, when lad entered and handed
him small slip of paper. 1t was a y;
for five dollars, due to his shoemaker
poor man who lived in the next
square.
Tell Mr.. Grant that I will settle this
soon; it isn't just convenient to-day"
The boy retired.
Now Mr.. Herriot had five dollar bill
i'll his pocket, but he felt rs if he couldn'
part with it-he didn't like to be entirely
out of money. So, acting from this i'm
pulse, he had sent the boy away. Very
still sat Mr.. Herriot for the next five
minutes; yet his thoughts were busy.
He was not altogether satisfied with him.
self. The shoemaker was poor man
and needed his money rs soon US earned
he was not unadyised of this fact
II almost wish had sent him the five
dollars" said Mr.. Herriot, at length,
half audibly. "He wants it worse than
l do"
He mnsed still further.
"The fact is" he at length exclaimed,
starting up, ''it's Grants money, not
mine and, what is more, he shall
have il"
So saying, Herriot took up his hat and
left the office.
Did you get the money, Charles .
said Grant, as his boy entered the shop
There was a good deal of earnestness III
the shocmaker's tones.
"No, si-," replied the lad,
Didn't get the money!"
"No, sir"
'sWasn't Mr.. Herriot in? ?"
Eyes. sir; but he said it wasn't con
yenient to-day"
20 dear I'm sorry |" came from the
shoe maker, in depressed voice.
! A woman was sitting in Grants shop
when the boy came in she had now
risen and WAS leaning on the counter
4 Ilpl .api edisagpcsasmSe't j: y was il hcl
face = rs s@# = -
! n can't be helped .%Mrss I,ec, sail
! Grant: .:.I was SIRE Of getting the mono,
7, from him. He never disappointed me
before. Can in tomorrow and l vii
try and have ii for you.
| The woman hooked troubled as vel q
disappointed. Slowly sue turned ava,
and left the shop. a few minutes af,
her departure Herriot came III and, a.ie
few words OF apology. paid his bill.
Run and set this bill changed int
silver for me, SAID the shoemaker to HI
boy. the mo,nen. his customer had de
parted.
Now, said be, as soon rs the silvt
was placed in his hands, take two do
lars to Mrs. Lee and three TO Al
Weaver, across the street. Tell MI
Weaver tha. l an obliged to him q
having loaned il 70 me this morning g.
sorry that hadn't as mnch IN the h"aS
when he sent for II an hour ago.
Il wish / had it, Mrs. Elden, lnt
assure you that l have not, said Nj
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
A NARROW ESCAPE.

Sister : cried little boy running
into the room, "your little pug dog has
lit me on the leg"
"What !" exclaimed tho frightened
young lady Beauty has bitten you on
the leg? Let me see"
She hastily pulled down his stocking.
AID, sure enough, there WAS the imprcs-
sion ot lis teeth.
"You ,aughty boy" said his sister,
:haking him violently. Don't you
know better than tn tease Beauty Some
day be will bite hi s lump ont Of your
leg, and it might make him deathly
sick"
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03
THE TWO FRIENDS
,,dthc Manner IN wbic! They FtII Out-A
-roiy of Huu,:sn'. Rights.


4 curious tory IS told - Lille Blake
/ tire relations between Mrs. Cady
station and Horace Greeley. For years
"nr" fra friends, and III the carly
'.f, = womahs rights conventions the
caHliaiways bc bcdcrcndcd Oh for
fir jart 4 iIcir rr' ceilings. But
~ fr.easv never "avo his adherence to
.ta ..enahd Tor c4ual suffrage. He
,i women shoHld have all a1van-
E { edira'i'n olen to them and
3 tta f"r occupation, anl equal
r lIecva1 held with DR.. Bushnell
s'- et"'lid. lave the r"'lt OF
a. i'H@5 to those whom
'-t5 g..is sted. h"t ne could ilot 'hlnk
s.a' t."se same Iaads might rrolcrls
rPa i0..ot Hto 2 haN. During the
s y 3 Nj Stanton turned a .algh
~ p q, IL" Y,ti,ntc when, amid
leap = iep1s, he said to her,
" oi,ni.. tie lsiloi ana the bullet 90
nta.r. You want 10 vote are YOU
'n ai - "Ccrtainlv, sir, " she
i an, road.' to fight Just as ven
.a'i s A"hdnS & substitute.
itD@eslr. - h.cudahlp between these
81 Rs'ci re"rl" continued unbrokcn
al NV York Constitutional Con
pa'e4 ~ Its. Horace Greeley was a
member of that body and bitterly op-
j tty Woman Suffrage amendment,
ulirh p,s discussed for many lays
lame tf SESSIONS. Nr. George William
Cirt- al} Hon. Chas. J. Folgcr being
mame II wanucst advocates One day
INST after llr. Greeley made some partic-
lllrlq iu'cmpcr,tc remarks against the
amendment, Mr. Curtis rose and handed
amcmor;al t. the secretary, saying as
Hrdi4 s., Il have the honor, Mr..
Chairman, to present petition in favor
q the Woman Suffrage amendment.
s,cned ~ Mrs. Horace Greeley and 300
o'h,r vomen The cilcct may be i'm
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-05-03

rIn oilbcrts new comic opera 'The Prince.
ptilanthroris. King, who has croo ked lcc n iif
foot and Luncnback.I -
II you give me your attention, viii tel vor
what am:
I'm genuine phNanthropist-au other kind.
arc sham.
Each little fault of temper and each socia
In my erring follow creatures endesyor to
correct
To all their little weaknesses l open peoples
eyes,
And little plans to snub the self-suf1icient /
devise;
l love my follow-creatures, do all the good
can.
Yet everybody says I'm such a disa -reeab,e
And ] can't think why.
To compliments inflated I've withcrinc
reply.
And vanity always do my best to mortifv-
a charitable action can skillfully disscct,
And: interested motives I'm delighted to
| know cyerybody's income and what every
body earns,
And | carefully compare it With the income
tax returns
Eut to benefit humanity, however much
plan,
Yet everybody Gays I'm sUch a disagrceablc
mani
And can't think why.
I'm sure I'm no ascetic I'm as pleasant as
can be;
You'll always find me ready with a crushing
repartee
I've an irritating chuckle, I've celebrated
I've an entertaining snigger, I've q fascinating
lcer;
To everybody's prejudice l know thing or
twO;
l can tell a woman's ege in half minute
and I do.
But, although try to make myself as pleasa
rs | can,
Yet everybody Gays I'm such disagrceablc
man!
And can't think why!