Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1884-01-04
LocaI BreCiiies.

/ A Nihiist-a free lunch fend
A stfe blower-l pair Of bellows.
1 The light guard-a glass chimney.
The height OF the seIson-cayenne pepper
The deck of the ocetn steamer-the poke
deck
There's always room for one mower-il
the hayield.
Prize fighters should always wear claw
hammer coats.
High livers-those that hing in front of a
butcher shop.
Why is good square meal to hungry
man like a bucket? It goes down we'll.
AR. b. /. Higdon has the finest flock OIL
young lamus we have seen.
'The Girl LEFT Behind Ne" is badly dis.
counted by the maiden that close beside nlc
! A close observer has discovered that dog
has no pants when he comes out of cold
water
| The Wall street sandwich one side
bear on the other, and little lamh in ia
middle.
/ Mr. T. A. Smith has located at Cox $ Sta.
ton for the ensuing year, as book-keeper fol
/ Mr.. P Reed Wills
| Hot water is said to he certain cure for
/ dyspepsia Then married men ought never
10 be troubled with this complaint.
Reads Grand DNtcbess Cologne is the
/ 4 /
! find the most lasting, il sells for % cents per
hottie and is kept at Howar Bros, Cox's
Station ap 20-lm
We regret to learn of the ,ugerous illaes,
of Mrs. j. Il. Roberts Our best wishes that
she may soon recover.
The country editor had evidently been put
| ling on clean pair of stockings when he
wrote. ave have just seen new thing in
shoes.
Mr. Hughes Wills will sell at the admins
traitors sale of the property Of he late John
lB walls, two pair OF his valuable county
raised mules Here is an opportunity for
some th fifty farmer to secure good team.
4 Our devil who is a close observer of human
nature. saws that when you see young
/ man and woman walking across the square
/ Ike a pair of badly mated oxen, it is Il pretty
good sign that they are bent on consolida-
/ ton"
The bill of fare gotten up at the American
House Washington, under the auspices OIL
Nessrs Duffy and Leannarda, Props. on
New Years Day was calculated to suit the
most fastidious taste. For choice meals there
is the place to go.
Cant r. L. Twiford wishes to in.
6,m his customers that he will be from
home for about two weeks, consequently
there will be no business done at his
Mace until his re,urn.
Reads three minute headache and neural
,;s eure is almost a monarch for the headache,
ssa,ralpia. rheumatism or any acute pain
made by W. II. Read, Baltimore 4 Light
&c Baltimore Nd, prnprietors Of Read S
Grand Dutchess Cologne. ap 2o-lm
7, !. renorted that ease accidental shooting
Eofa Young man named Linton, occurred lew
w. syo in Naniemov, the full particulars Of
which we have not heard. Linton was pam
AN, int not fatally injured. The party
NH did the Sno'llHE was NN' r@As'H - WV
line and by accident stray shots struck LIN
ION PARTIALLY scalping him
I, has been told that at the entertainment
!, Tndge Stones, one Of the guests called on
~. Imdge for drink. and the Judge being
~. 10 Young bloods drinking refused;
O oiSs'eupon the guest gulped down glass OF
'''r.nogc rem, arking as the delightful bever-
~ entered his thirsty swallow. that eggs and
as;ik we're good for the stomach.
wonderful discovery. .-Reads three min
hasdacbe and neuralgia cure is tue won
Nv ~. of the 18th century as hundreds upon
sel Ids at our best ciuzens have been cured
~, 49, minutes ofuteuts neuralgia and sick
~ l - after using everything thej could
ne''u of and irving all the doctors in vain
Tea' ,,s three minute headache cure sell for %
n.@s and is kept at onr friends, Howard
Brothers.
nn-;,o recent visit to Baltimore, we had
banny ple ,sure OF meeting our Old friend,
ins aa irs Gardiner, now residing in Baltimore
". @s'' Mars seems highly plea ed With his
eouhss o,ne ana entertained us with glowing
new s. a Of his prosperity, the natural re-
aes.' IT meeting Dick, Robert Lee and
sun = ,,hsr rountrymen in side room at the
man. uonse Nav success attend you in
Many - n the past Mars, but don forget
future = county !. God bless her"