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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
A Cool $1,000. 900

Some years ago an emigrant from the
United States kept a small restaurant
in town situated in one of the great
stock-raisIDg districts of South Aus
traiia. He w5s presumably the only
A1ukee III those parts. There was an
enormously rich old stockman who
csme into town from his lordly cattle
range at intervals, whose nationality
was a matter Of doubt, though he
usually passed for a taciturn and un-
communicative bachelor Scotchman.
One day tins wealthy but solitary old
chap entered the restaurant of the man
from tie States. When he left he look
ed hard at the proprietor, and then
simply remarked
American, aren't you?
On being answered in the affirmative
the millionaire cOwpuncher walked away
without another word.
Regularly once a week he reappeared
silently ate hasty lunch, and made the
same stereoytyped inquiry, receiving
the same emphatic, Yes, sireeI" in
reply. At last there came time when
the eccentric Old customer did not re-
turn. OAe month went by-two. At
last wagon stopped at the door, and
the old fellow, pale and wasted with
sickness, was helped out and supported
into the saloon. He called for his usual
STEAK with weak but dogged determin-
alton, ate 4 mOrsel and then tottered up
10 the counter. As he paid his bill he
whispered, hOarsely:
g american, aren't yOu?"
"Inu bet replied the proprietor
pleasantly
Stretching out his shaking hand. the
odd customer said:
Shake So am l.
Tnen he tottered away without an
other word, Three days afterwards 8 law
yer came into our young countryman's
place and told him that the queer old
guy out on the Thompson range had
died and left him cool 81, ZOO, 900.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Il HEARD the other day that Saifki7s
was engaged in criminal practice ls
he lawyer mo, but he is almost
as bad. He was caught stealing pan
of boots"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

"How SILENT the stars are tonight
George, she said softly. gazing at then
over his shoulder.
Yes, he replied, "but do yCs
think they are any moro silent .hEa
usual?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

INNOCENT CHnD-"Why do they ssy
election falls on the Attn Of November
Wise Father-"Because that's the
day on which most of the candidates
take tumble dear, boy"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

IN letter from HON. Mrs. Perry, Castle
Grey. Limerick, ireland, Browns BRoN-
cHIAL TRoCHES are thus referred 10:
Having brought your Bronchial Troches'
with me when 1 came to reside here,
found that after had given them away TO
those considered required them, the poor
people will walk for miles TO get few
For Coughs, Colds, and Throat Diseases
they have no equal. Sold only IN bores.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
HE died this morning. "

Illus talks AN old farmer about his
boys: From sixteen to twenty tney
knew more than l did; at twenty .iF,
they knew as much; at thirty they vera
willing to hear what / had to say: 5;
thlrty-hve they asked my advice; ard I
think when they get TO be forty zia
actually acknowledge that the old usa
does know something"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

PLUMs.-Plums are excellent pre-.
served ia molasses, but if sugar is used
take an equal portion Of fruit and sugar;
make a clear syrup and boil the fruit
gently forty minutes; they will require
heating over once if they are to be
kept.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

BEFORE marriage" she pouted, '.yoa
used to speak of my beautiful auburn
locks; but now yon call me redheaded." I"
MY dear. replied the heartless man,
marriage opens the eyes. Before thai
event / was color blind"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

FOR DYSPEPSIA. ISDIGEsTIOE, depression OF ~,
as preventive againsr fever AMI axue AMI Otlsi
intermittent feyers, the "FeTO-PGOspaOlaeF
Elixir OF Callsaya" made by Clswell, Hazard -
New YORK. and sold by all Druggi 50, Is me D77.
tonic; and Tor patients recovering from lever y"
other sickness, II has no eqlal-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

An exchange says that the proper
time to gather the apple is when the
stem loosens easily from the limb, and
potatoes should be gathered when the
tuber loosens readily from the stalk,
which may not be until some tine after
the tops are dry and dead.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
A wise man Is like spring lock, al
ways more ready to shut than open.

The worst pile tunors cured in
ten days, rupture in one month. Pampn-
let two (3ctl stamps. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

LEMONS cut in thin slices make good
ga-nish for broiIed spring chicken. An
other garnish, or more properly sauce,
to be poured on the platter around the
chicken, is made by melting currant
Jelly. Take it out of the jelly tumbler,
put 1t into bowl and set II over the
top of tea-kettle which is almost full
OF boiling water; in this way you es-
cape all danger of burning it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Rest satisfied with doing we'll, and
leave others to talk to you as they
please.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Piso's Remedy for Uatarrh Is q cefIa'
cure Tor that very obnoxious disease.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

An undertaken came into the Lo5,.
looking despondent, and presently tear,
welled into his eyes.
What is the mattter2" asked bl,
vile, Something gone wrong at TIA
Officer"
"fou knew that DIR. B. had been s,c5
for day or two?"
Yes"
HE died this morning"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

HATTIE HUTCHINSON PICKLED
PEAoHEs.-Allow six pounds of::peaches,
three pounds of sugar and one pint of
vinegar; stick four or five cloves into
each peach. Boil the vinegar and sugar
together. and while boiling drop IN a
few peaches, when tender put them into
jars; repeat until all are cooked; let the
syrup boil up once or twice, and pour
over them boiling hot
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

POWERFUL steel knives, which VII
cut cold iron, have been invented
They will be useful in railway restso-
rants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Ii there is any person OF whom yoa
feel dislike that is the person of whom
you ought never to speak.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

SLICES OF QUINoE.-Quince was one
of the good things that was serveI up
IN the Nonsense Verses" with "a run
chile spoon" after she fed her with
mince." There is no good reason why
all the good ounces should be preserved
for future use. Some of them may be
baked and eaten with butter and sugar,
or with cream and sugar, and are an
excellent relish at dinner. Ounces and
sweet apples preserved together are de-
licious; one-third ounces to two thirds
apples is a good proportion; cook the
fruit much the same as for marmalade,
only try to preserve the form; this is
sometimes most effectually done by
steaming the fruit, using the water un-
der the steamer to make the syrup with.
1t Is good plan to can quart of the
clear ounces, for they may be used to
flavor apple sauce and apple pies when
apples are almost without flavor in the
spring.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

A CORRESPONDENT says he has never
known the following remedy to fail to
produce satisfactory results in garget or
caked bag: Hogs lard, oae-half pound:
powdered iodine OF potash one ounce;
powdered camphor, one ounce; soft e1-
tract belladonna, two drachms; oil am-
ber, one ounce. Mix to form an ONT
ment; rub well twice a day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
DOMESTIC

EMPRESS PUDDING Eight or ten fine
juicy apples, pared and cored, one-hali
pound of stale maccaroons pounded
fine, two tablespoonfuls of sugar, one
half q tessp ronfnl of cinnamon, one-half
a cupful sweet jelly, one pint of milk,
two tablespoonfuls of corn starch. the
whites of three well-beaten eggs and a
little salt. Put the apples into a we'll
buttered pudding dish, fill full of water.
cover closely. cook in a slow oven until
tender. Drain Off the water and cool
the apples. Put into each apple a
spoonful of jelly, sprinkle with sugar
and cinnamon, cover and stand awhile.
Scald the milk, stir in the msccaroons,
salt and corn starch. Wet with little
cold milk. Boil all together one min
ute. Take from the fire and let 1t stand
q few minutes. Then stir in the eggs
beaten to a stiff froth. Pour the mix
ture over the apples, bake three quar-
of an hour. and eat while hot, with
sauce.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

CREAM SAUoE.-The whites Of three
eggs, yolks of two, one cup of powdered
sugar, two teaspoonfuls of vanilla, six
tablespoonfuls of thick, rich cream.
Beat the whites to a stiff froth. then
add the sugar. Beat the yolks and add
the cream. Beat until light. Mix to-
gether. Add the f1avoring. Be sure
to beat the sugar and whites of eggs to-
yether thoroughly before adding to the
rest.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

In report upon tine volcanic eruption
which occurred in the Sundra Straits
last Augu 1t is stated that the sound OF
the explosion was heard over an area
much more vast than in the case of any
other eruption ever recorded, the farth-
est distance between the points where
the sound wss heard being one-siIth OF
the whole circumference of the earth.
Long aIr-waves giving no sound were
also felt at great distances, rendng
house walls more than 500 miles away.
More than 1000. 900, 900 tons of solid
substances were elected and the gaseous
matter may have been hundreds OF
times as great in volume, furnishing
ample cause for the brilliant sun-glo lows
which have been observed throughout
most of the world.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

The charities that soothe, heal and
bless. lie scattered at the men like How.
ers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

As matter of economy, every farmer
should have workshop or work room,
where he can make and mend. He
needs but few good tools and dispo.
sition to use them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

A conscience void Of offence before
God and man is an Inheritance for eter.
nifty.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Palptatlon, DropsicaI Swellings, Dizziness
Indigestion, Headache, sleeplessness, curel by
"Nells' Health Renewer."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

TRAINING OF CHILDREN.-Ass soon as
your little lass can prattle and run
about teach her order, cleanliness, neat
ness and economy. The second you
can commence almost at birth. Buy
her scme toys-doils, house and era
die, if possible-supply her with a
place to put them in, nor suffer any
member of the family to disturb or
appropriate that place. As soon as she
is tired of her playthIugs make her
carefully dust and stow them neatly
away in their proper places. This
will teach her order and punctualty.
AS she advances give her lessons il ,ew-
ing and. making garments for her dolls;
also to make the curtains, carpets and
upholstery for the chairs, sofas and OF
tomans, and arrange them properly, to
keep the house clean and the dolls
clothes also. By this you will lay the
foundation of a good, sound, practical
domestic education, and will soon DIS
cover all the elements of q well-ordered
and regulated system pervading every
action and movement of your little pu:
pil.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

The man who lives for himself VIII
have the privilege of being his Owl
mOurner when he dies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

SLUas.-Pear sIugs feed on the cpl
dermis of the leaves and live ON the RIBS
of the leaf. The following year the
tree will not bear full crop. Dry dust
or powdered lime threwn on the leaves.
or sulphur and powdered lime, destroy
them. Thorough washing with whale
oil soap and sulphur is the best.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

PRESERVED OUNCES. Use the orange
ounces. Wipe, pare. quarter and re.
move all the core. Take an equal
weight of sugar. Cover the ounces
with cold water. Let them come slowly
to boil. Skim, and when nearly soft
put one quarter of the sngar on top,
but do not stir. When this boils add
another part of the sugar, and continue
until all the sugar is in the kettle. Let
them boil slowly until the color you
like, either light or dark.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

PULL large weeds IN wet weather OF
directly after rain. 1t is by far the
best time, as the roots easily lose their
hold in the soil.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
"Buchu-Paiba.'i %

Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases. cal ding. Irritation, stone
Gravel, Catarrah Of the Bladder. 81. Druggista
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

The centrifugal separator, or dairy
centrifuge, is the appliance which more
completely separates the fats from the
milk than any other yet devised, leaving
an average of only 20 per cent. fat OF
the weight of the whole milk in the
creamed milk. Skim milk from a CEN
trifuge has been analysed which con-
tanned but 5 per cent of fat-in other
cases 7 and 10 per cent,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Hard work Is the price asked for sue
cess and 1t cannot be purchased with
any other kind of currency.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

1t is more honest to acknowledge our
our faults than to boast of our merits.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
Wednesday and Thursday Of every month excep'
August. once hours, 10 A. N. TO T. NJ
DIR. sCHENCK'S MEDICINES:
MANDRAKE PILLS,
SEAWEED TONIC,
and PULMONIC SYRUP.

Are : ID BY all Druggists. and full directions ror
their use are printed on the wrappers OF every
package. His Book on Consumption, Liver COM
plant and Dyspepsia, IS sent free to all, postpaid
Address, DR.. J. II. schenck 4 Son, Pnhadei-
phia, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Do all the good you call, to all In'
people you can, as long as ever you call
In every place You can.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
"ROugh ON Rats. +"

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, dies. ants, oe.'
bugs, skunSs, chlpmunks, gophers. l6c. Dr1sss>
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

I'm Dude, Dandy Dude,
You can tell by the cut of my fashion,
And my hair is not all there,
For CarbolIne ,ods not my passion.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

1t Is a very easy thing for q man ~
be wise for other people.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Without eapestness no man q s'e'
great or does really great things
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

DR. kLINEs Great Nerve Kesloref $ az a.
marvel OF the age for ali nerve dlsetse7-
hts stopped free. send 10 vi Arcn S''s'~
lhladelphia, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
The Dudes Lam,

No great characters are formed in this
world without suffering and self denial.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

TIE science Of successful farming, as
well as success in any other line, recog
nzes the all-important factor sf econo-
my. Everything must be made use of.
nothing be allowed to go to waste.
The bran of the mill must be turned in
to feed; the rags TO paper, the manure
TO the soil and SO on; everything must
be put to use,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

IT is very important that the soil of q
beanfeld be of nearly uniform quality
and fertility. This insures an even ger
mination OF the seed and a uniform pro-
gress to maturity. There are compare
lively few besnfelds where the crop
can be pulled without having some un-
der and some over-ripe. 1t is too
much extra labor to go over the field
twice, and where the beans are harvested
by machines, as in most beam growing
localities. the crop must be all gathered
at one operation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
"Rough on COrns."

ASK for Wells "Rougn on COrns-" DC QaSs'
complete cure, Hard or soft corns. warts Oul''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

THERE Is an art in raising early pull
lets, SO as to have them begin to lay
soon. The object should be to breed
from parents that mature early. in Sc
lecting cock and hens from which to
breed early pullets, select a cock that
throws out his hackIe and tail feathers
early, as this indicates his early matur-
ity. Then mate him with old hens, and
hatch the pullets as early in the year AS
possible. Such pullets will begin to
lay in October and will then lay all
through the winter.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

The quantity of seed wheat required
depends greatly upon the manner in
which the seed is covered. If the soil
is made very fine, and the seed drilled
and rolled in, so that it is well covered,
to depth not greater than one inch,
more seeds will germinste than if the
work is imperfectly done, and the yield
will also be larger.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Corn REQUIRED FOR A Pound OF
PORK. For the hog rsisers we give tine
following table, TO show the quantity of
corn required to produce a pound of
pork, which seems to be governed by
the. relative puce of corn: When corn
costs II! cents per bushel, pork costs
u cents per pound; corn Is cents per
bushel, pork cents per pound; corn %
cents per bushel, pork 3 cents per
pound; corn 80 cents per bushel, pork
4 cents per pound; corn AZ cents per
bushel, pork 3 cents per pound; corn
80 cents per bushel. pork cents per
pound. Whether these figures are ap-
pro1imately correct or not. they will
serve as a basis. at least, for careful
calculations.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Humanity is never SO beautiful as
when praying for forgiveness, or else
forgiving another.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

GEORGE W. WALz writes that he has
boiled leaves and stems of tomato plants
until the juice is all extracted, and finds
the liquor deadly to caterpillars, lice
and many other enemies of vegetation.
1t does not iniure the growth of plants
and its odor remains for long time to
disgust insect marauders.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

If one-hslf the grain fed TO hogs in
this country was given to poultry it
would secure much more profitable
return A bushel of cord will make
perhaps four to six pounds OF pork; but
the same amount of grain will winter a
hen, and her eggs and chickens will be
worth three TO ten times as much as tha
pork. Poultry is probably the only
class of stock from which profit can be
had, feeding only ON boughten food
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

lHE recent outrage by New Yoss
Central Park policeman has given
s'art to an entirely new trade.
Just before stranger reacbe, Il,
entrance to the Park a sharp IooLiD.
man touches the visitor on the arm M
says: -''-
Il eau Tx it up in a minute for yo7
I've got a stylOgraphlc pen and yo1
VIII feel much better as soon las it /,
over"
What are you talking about?"
am a LAWYER, and want to writ.
your will. You amt going INTO tbsi
Park where those policemen are with.
out making your will, are your"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

A LAWYER who can write tender poet
ry is not necessarily legal-tender
vritar
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19
HUMOROUS
A MIDDLE AGED man NJ.

A MIDDLE AGED man, with NJ
peared to 5e d load on mis- mini y
the Arctic steamer Theirs -, ,lsiist
and was greatly interested in SSsi sidsl
saw. Q.
Say" he said to tn. oHo
deck, "I'd like to go on the ne-. ' q
dition.' etes
"It's awful cold up there ,s-,
the officer discouragingly.
81 don't care for that"
"You'd have very little 70 o..
you might starve to death" u
'That wouldR't be pleasant
served the visitor. u
81 should say not" retu,,.,
officer. Sand you might he aas D,
your comrades" en y
''Is that so? That would bs.
"And then, continued tine .1
you wouldn't see your wife 70, OtIes' ~
years or possibly longer. Yon me
you can't take her with youp - Aa19
swell, returned the Old os,.
after a lcng pause, II guess von 'i1'l
put my name down ON youi Ia "a
Your last argument captures me- 1SOO''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

MIXERS. large udder is commonly
regarded as a sign of good mixer, but
excessive size indicates a deposit of flesh
which is of no advantage, but rather a
burden for the oyerweighted animal to
carry. If the milk veins are well devel-
oped the COW will be good mixer aHd
the udder will be as large as is of any
advantage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-11-19

Il should think these CAMPAIGN -.
tors would get so tiredr sad NJ gss
Crimsonbeak to her husband the ~ ~
night, as te was filling his torch '.as' -
paratory to parade. p'A
well, l suppose they DO; but H..
they have plenty of rest at night s5.s
they retire" replied the nobIs ,,a aea
bearer. '0fca
II should thing they would b. .
tired and anxious that they could ~, =
Sleep" a'i
Oh, no, my dear; you are uist.k..
II you ever heard one speak you v19i;
be convinced that they always lie s,.- :. ~ !