The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-27
AM4gMvious WIFE.
Why . Prosessos of .Psyehoiogy was
 Araignsd Before ceas,.


 Arraisnsd Before ceas,.
 Prof RAaey Bumpus vas arrested last week on charge of assaul, and battery, and vas arraignsd before Judge Muckls. tha, learned man of much justice. Cel. ensl Max Hoysa, the aggnevsd, made statement which clearly showsd that tho assaul, vas uapsovoksd. and judge les wise shaa Mackle mish, have 6nsd Prot. Bampas without needing the state. rnent oi the dsieadant.
 Judge" said the professor. "i viil make s,a,emen, oi my case. Then ws shall see whether or no. my violent ae- ,ions sere lasp.red by an impulse of the avenging justice. 1 am a professor ol psychology, and receive salary of thirty dollars pei mon,h. seat small cossaes where wife and live and enjoy ourselves as well as could he expected under tho th,tty dollar oircamstsnces, but truly did the wise Roman. Me,eilus NanaidieuA say 'we oanno, i've comfortably wssA ~omAn and cannot live a, all without her Ba, fnr one thing. our lie would he happy enough to answer all purposes Every evening. eoloael Max Hoysts persists in driving by my house. He has beautiful twnou.. When my wiie sses II, she heconiea szyious. Somessmss, while ~e ate ss,.,ng among the vines on the pnfeh. talking oi tender poets and writers ot gio.ing psoss. Colonel i4oyca and w,ie dash by in sheis gi ssring buggy In moment ali is ehani.ed. My wife becomes mososs and snapp sh. Yes she eseia,ms, that man ~ho iuns bone mlll and gathsrs ap spoiled meat for a soap factory can ride out in h,s hse buggy. b.. you must sa hese ike an unsigh,ly toad My dear. dsnt sit like toad. do not ct with my hands and feet on the aoos' Don't you try to make fun of me ou thirty d,llafs month. You used to cay ,ha, kaosiedge IA power. and bslsivsd you. ba nov know better ! try 10 bs pleasaM and reply Oh, knowIsdge s power. my dear. but of course, it is not % pos efiul as spoiled meat 'wsli.' she snapped, Id rather have . listis less knowledge in the house and little moro mea, of sorae kind With ihai shs hounees away and during the ensirs evening we are miserable. Aftss sndusing this abou, as long as thought fosbeartse virtue demanded, called on Coionsl Mas Hsyesi and explained how was sisusted told him fl he would sslsrt soms oskes street, ii would be z great favor asd is my opinion would. in tho language ot ths pulpit. have great tendency toward re- deeming les, sad snvious world. Hs smiled supercil;ously Asd said tkst hl would think about IL Ky the wsy, hs ooasinaed, am goisg to dsivs ess ssw, and as my wits is sos seisg. eaa tsks you home dselinsd, bat hs ississsd. The boy came asousd with the ssam, ssd after he had promised that he wosld ssep when within two bloeks ol my hosse and Ies me get oui. consented. Avsy we vens like the vind- Hold ea, sad and let me get do~n.' He pssssadsd e though he ~ese trying 10 stop. but, eos- fosad him, the hossss dashed forward and carried me past my house. My wiSs who was sweeping the gallery as the tims. looked up and sav me. She dropped the broom and sav that shs was ia . rage. A soon as wss able so gst out, 1 waiied back to the house"
 @' Dont you come ia asss,' shs sx- claimed. 'oh, yes, cast 70 out nding bas you can. Ksowlsdgs is power, shr .ss4 sAs :s.e< : ssl1k ef sGove wood e me. wishous further ssgumest. seught the coIonei and mauied him.1
 Your deisase is good yous caass b Juss." said the judge. -l ksew vAss e envious wiis is. once lived is ksssueky. Near me lived man vho esnsd . Aae GOV. My vils vasssd ths fsiad cd eavisd the family vho ovssd hss. vs poor, and vas not abe to boy ths osw, but my vi1s would iss nc - e pssnas
 -Whss did yos dor asifsd ths pue- lessor afsss few momsuts silenca
 -Why, sir. ssole the d-d cow as1 lsA ths sszas. Cal shs nsxs case. Ms. nH<~x1