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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09

divine: sowing to late develop
nents from Albany, 1 cannot con
scientiously, and will not now, sup
mort Grover Cleveland, tbs Demo
cratic nominee for President, in the
coming campaign" The slate de"
yelopments from Albany" are e1.
nlained to mean the scandals Win
which Governor Cleyeland's name
has been associated since his nonnln'
alton. This is decidedly rich; IL Is
oysrpoweringly funny. What IN,
tensifies its humor is the fact lnA'
the announcement comes with Tut
snddeaness of an unexpected cy
clone. If some good, old New Ius
Hand deacon had declared himsei
after this style, there would nav
lbeen no humor in the acccunce
ment: the letter might have eA
cited respect for the old man &c
gard for the proprieties; but comm
from Beecher, it is overwhelming
: Next we may expect to learn 'h'
Mrs. Tilton regards herself as
model wife. we can imagine u
moralist Beecher declaiming again
the doctrines and practices OF VI
toria woodruff. Good people
deplore that ugly things can be So
: of Governor Cleveland, but go'
! neonle will be more Disguised th'
:, alarmed by the self-asaumed mol
tome Of the lecherous Beecher.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
Father is Getting Well.

"My daughters say; .;,,o ha
.How much better fathsr Is since ne
"He Is getting we'll after his long SUI ,;
ter;ng from disease declared incursoie."
land we are SO glad that he used your
Bitters." .u. w
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09

THE CAMPAIGN literature begins
to circulate. Considering the import
anca of the election, and the nearly
even match of the parties, a flood OF
documents may be looked for from
now until the polls are opened
One Of the best things yet received
in Ewell executed lithograpn
which, at the first glance, ap-
nssrs to be a certificate OF
stock in the Little Rock 4
Fort Smith Railroad, but upon
closer inspection the pepper turns
ont to be something entirely differ
emf tt declares that "This certinel
that is the proprietor 0
one vote, and that he will = cast
for the author of the following
letter" Then follows the famou
Fisher letter of June 20, 1869, L
which Mr.. Blaine does "no
feel that he will prove q deae
head in the enterprise II b
once embark in it," The certihca'
bears the vignette portraits OF Biair
, and Logan, and in the fine lathe
work border are such suggestive e.
: nressions as "Capital, Buster
: aMulligan Letters" "Assessmen
Taken in Soap" and "Guano.
!. is a clever campaign tract, and
;. telling one.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
BROTHER BEEcHEo, of Brooklyn,

II
BROTHER BEEoHEo, of Brookiyp'
ia a voter without ticket. he 90
clarsd, after the Republican national
convention, that from what l
know about Blaine I would not Vo'e
for him for any pubic Office in the
limited States" and now ne mas
heard something derogatory to the
moral character of the Democratic
candidate, and declares ne Will no'
support Cleveland. Victoria Wooo'
hull is not candidate this year, u
Brother Beecher might find In he'
one for VIII m he could conscieh
tiously vote.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
BEECHER'S MORAL SENSE

There are few things in this world
+hat do not have a humorous SIDE,
end now and then the most lever
headed people do something SO gro!-
",elx ridiculous as to be excrucl'
s,ralv funny. The most laughable
49, 49, ia modern politics is the fol
ING , said to be an extract from
i " sonTspage letter written by thu
Ra .Uli Henry Ward Beecher to Hon
nov. R, Peck, of Lawrence. Kan
cos, e relative of the Brooklyn
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
SALT LAKE CITY. May Sth, 1884,

SALT LAKE CITY, May Sth, 1854
Z.C.M.lp
great pleasure in f6n R the
Miller it REQUIRES very little fuel person
selling tee o5s
seems nrno the warmest weather. the hampers are
that 9s as Os nos T
ueseo Ranges at time 1t heats the water
U.F S ana en % 4
bath IoOI Of NV houaekeeper (who is very competent
Woman Of twenty experienced TINS Range "qaSa
W Sincerely, Nr'o' Oh' Will f.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
REruR11oANs have b,

TIE REPUBLICANS have been
taking comfort to themselves over
the fact that an Irish paper OF St.
Louis was heartily supporting
blaine. Last week the Irish paper
was attached and seized for a bill Oh
e54. and couldn't find enough
friends to pay the amount. y
blaine wants the continued suppor'
of that organ, he must send it som'
"soap."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
SANDY. salt..Lake County, April 10th, 1884

SANDY salt.Lake County, April 10th, 1884.
H. c. H. Iastitutton.f.
crnr1 rMEE-I take great pleasure in giving Test~
onis in regard the merits OF the Miller wrought Iron
% which purchased from you the best have ever
oil resnecte the cooking and baking quantities are ex%
ent The Hot Water Apparatus is splendid ana a? an
If fnel have never its equal In iac II Is
nerfect In every particular n,rcoo
Respectfully s'U''' Sandy, Utah.
SALT LAKE CITY, April 2lat, 1884.
H. c. III. Institution:
GENTLEMEN Replying yours of 18th inst, VIII say
that saying b WORD constant U use
for wear and it has proved satisfactory in every
Its general Cooking Baking qualities are an tnau can "
osi1ed and az an Economzer of Fuel believe mas NJ
ce nsng il we have bad ready constant supply OF
Hot Water in parts Of the house would lot ezenS9
for any Rage have ever examined -
Very respectfully yours M d. eo"l1ho
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
UNlON PACIFIC AND TIE LAKE

| IN
rbere seems to be q growing Inn
,.os.ion that the new management
IF tba Union Pacific will do some
thing for Utah; this better OF more
Trusting feeling has arisen from no
anparent cause, unless 1t be that MI
Adams is'regarded as more CON
scientious man than his predecessor
Who is understood to be Ignorant Oh
the meaning OF the word
conscience. We hope the new
faith is not misplaced, aud also
that there will soon be visible evil
dance of the expected change In the
company's treatment of the Terri-
tory. There are many matters
wherein room for improvement ap-
nears. and one Of them to which we
wish to direct attention now Is
that Of the Crest Salt Lake
rosort The old management
was appealed to to do something
until people grew tired OF pieaa'ns'
hut nothing was done. The new
deaI gives encouragement to revive
the hone that perhaps the Union
Pacific will reverse its past poilcy
nth reference to the lake p'opersy'
Tbere are few if any places on the
continent possessing greater saVsn-
taoes for a bathiug resort than tnis
one, and there is none that has oeen
more shabbily treated by its owners
The railroad, few years ago. CD
tanned all the beach that is vaiu>
able. and having shut everybody
e,se out, sat down to do nothing. Ii
Il has ever spent a dollar since ioi
the improvement Of the properly
the accommodation of the pub
Uc. or the development O
the place as Is hea.Gniu
pleasuae resort, the fact does no
appear. The dog and the mango
fable never applied more 6tly thai
IN this case. A lease Of the plsc
cannot be had for a time lon
enough to warrent the expendisur
Of any considerable sum in improve
ments.
We hold that it is nothing ,mol
than fair 10 Salt Lake City that IL
Union Pacific Company shall eth
develop its property, making 81
best use of the great natural adval
taees that exist, or let others step
and do the work. A large SUNNI
hotel, shade trees, gardens, and q
customary attractions, convene
ces accommodations and lu
uries OF a bathing resort, Wor
not only be appreciated q
prized by local residents, but wo'
ba the means Of bring HUNDREDS
thousands of dollars into VI
every year. AS it is the tour
coes to the lake, spends all the "
from Il cents 10 81, because it IS
terly impossible for him to sp'
more, in the hour or so that
can fnd accommodations, relu
sntlv returns because he hno
impossible to stay longer WIFI
uroughing it," and goes away
nouncing the short sighted OF 81
born policy of the Union Fac
which prevents the making OF
inland sea one of the faVorite s
mer resorts Of the contin
While the railroad owns
valuable part of the lake.
city has large Indirect intereS
the property, and it is our
to AJAX that it be made the mos
This matter has been fully II
sented many times to the cid I
ayers Of the Union Pacih''
while some Of them admitted
Justice of the appeal, nothing
ever done. 1t is believed that l
situation be explained TO
Adams, he will urge the com
either to do something itself, o
LII othsys to act.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09

TEE REMEDY so ,avorably noticed IN
all the papers, :.
"Hsyipp large sale, and Is supplans'
log all other medicines. ;., -,
sThere is no denying the virtues OF Q,
the Hop plant, ard the proprietors 9i
Hop Bitters have shown great shfe"u
ness
"And ability .h.,o
I'm conpoundiDg medicine whose y.
virtues are 60 palpable to every one
| observation"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
Advertising Cheats!l

sit has become go common 70 write me
beginning OF an article N an elegant IN :
teresiing manner, a.,;.o,,.n,
"Then run it into some advertisement
that we avoid all such. 49,
'.And simply call attention 70 tne
merits of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest
terms as possible.
"To induce people -, -, -
moves their value that they will revei
use anything else.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09

IT. HERALD is published
every morning M f%sE e 1ner " Wesi
49, LIE hAH ana FIRST South Street,
zen IeWF Fske Uity, By the haRa-iD Z a I;
Salt LEI 1 p1IpI1sHIEe COMPANY. 3ap'
IsG suu price, $1,000 per snoum. post.
scrlp ;snninded: palts OF the year at The
age 1ste. To weekI7 Subscribers,
e o made by carriers, 70 Genus
week.
rHE sEMI-wEEKLY aERALpS 81 i
published every Wednesd 5S and and! os ~
5rdav morning, at $3.50 yesr; 81
months, Sl,75: postage included.
mup WEEKLY HERALD is published
every Thursdsy morninR a. 81: 2 ssei
six months. Sl.25. postage lhciu0e0'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
z. G. NJ. !.
SALT LAKE CRY, April 06th, 1854.
q. C. T.,

SALT LAKE CITY, April 26th, 1854.
Z.C. M rs
great lea tire es Cooking Range
s ht pneV Of and as Economizer OF Fue It's s Hoa
tachment and Heater Gin my expepleIIc VI IVY
I have never found any lninH W e9 HENRY GROW,
Nineteenth Ward, Salt Lake City
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
A DAUGHTERS Misery.

"Eleven years our daughter sunefeo
" "F rom q complication ofkidnay. liver,
,bonn,stic trouble and nervous debility.
"Under the care Of the best physicians
"Who gave her disease various Names
"But no relief, od
health by a, simple remedy IS hop
R;tters. that we had summed for years
before using it."-THE PARENTS.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-08-09
Did She DEF

she fingered and suffered along, pio-
i,,o awav al, the time for years."
1The doctors doing her no good"
"And At last was cured By this Hop
Bitters the pspers say so much about.
"Indeedl Indeed" -,
"How thankful we should De fof 'na'
medicine"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-01
CAPITOL TOPICS.

Gov. Click appointed Judge T. A.
Hurd of Leavenworth Associates Justice
of the Supreme Court to succeed Hon.
D. J. Brewer. Judge Hurd, located at
Leavenworth in March, 1859, and has
been continuously engaged in the prac-
tce Of law there ever since that time.
He was born at Paulding, Dutchess coun-
ty, New York, but prior to his removal
west and location in Kansas, he resided
at Paris, Oneida county, and in Utica,
New York, having been for several years
engaged in the practice of his profession
in the latter place.
The o. S. District Court met in To
peka, April 14th with Ill cases on the
docket.
The enrolment of the city schools for
last month was 3,4F1 pupils, while the
daily attendance was 3,0O6. During the
corresponding month last year the en-
rollment was 3, 1889, and the daily attend
anCe 2,736. It will be observed that the
rate per cent. of increase in attendance
| is greater than the increased per cent. of
enrolment.
! Our schools will close on the 9th of
May, and not open again until the be-
ginning of next school year, about the
middle of September.
4uS civ VI 4OpSkd has Twelve PUBIC
| school buildings and three additional
sites, valued at $4,000, with seating
capacity of 3,5O6.
| The city schools will have been con-
Quoted this year at a saving of $1,000 in
expenses. This money, in addition to
what will be saved by closing the term a
little early, is to be applied to the cree
ton of new buildings.
Two new school buildings are to be
erected this year. One in Tennessee
town, at Twelfth and Buchanan streets,
for the use Of the colored pupils, and one
in North Topeka.
The continued demand for additional
school room is very convincing proof that
our population is increasing.
The Veterinary surgeons have gone to
NeOshO Falls again to make further ex-
periments with the cattle disease.
Associate Justice T. A. Hurd, recently
appointed to succeed Judge Brewer has
been sworn in.
Another street railway company has
been chartered in the city of Topeka.
The State Board of Railroad Commits
sioners have filed their first annual re-
port with the Governor. It will be
printed Immediately and will make
about 100 pages.
DR.. Law, DR.. Salmon and DR.. Holcomb
have made a series of examinations of
the cattle disease in Kansas and report
to the Governor that it is not foot and
mouth disease as alleged. A disease has
affected few animals but innoculation
fails to communicate it to other ami
mails. a.sa9 ,-gS,.,,,,
) The late Legislature failed to appro-
pirate any money to pay the salary of
the State Veterinarian and per diem and
compensation of the Live Stock Sanitary
Commission. Gov. Click is devoting
his contingent fund to that purpose, how
ever.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-01
Wit and HunOr.

prisoner, you stand charged with
murder in the first degree. Are you
guilty or not guilty."
81 killed the man, your honor, but you
see"
81 asked you are you guilty or not
guilty of the charge preferred ?"
'Let me explain. AS I said I killed
the man; but I committed the deed
while 1 was temporarily insane"
ooh, that puts the affair in a different
light. You are discharged, sir"
''Iother, if be good will I be an an
gel with wings on and fly about like
these here angels in this picture ?" asked
little Emma.
eyes, dear"
And then Johnny looked at the pict-
ure and blurted out:
"Good golly! I'd like to see ANYBODY
fly with SIGH little wings like them's got.
They amt no bigger than a young
goose's."
It's mighty aggravating to a prisoner
to hear the jailer whistling "Mother
keeps the gate locked now"
By rubbing a cats back in the dark
you can see the electricity fly, and when
the cat claws your hand you can feel the
shock.
Rather says the cures effected by lay
ing on of hands are an old story with
him. His mother often INDUCED in the
pastime in times past.
Some unknown person attempted to
break into the editors house recently,
but discovered his mistake and escaped
before the editor could rob him.
The latest agony is for a young lady to
have dog to match her dress. Wed
like to see a crushed strawberry dog-in
fact, any kind of a crushed dog.
"No, George, I can never return your
love; I never dreamed you loved me so
you should have spoke of it before. But
l cannot return your love-" "No,'
moaned the broken hearted lover, as he
grasped his hat, nor the oysters and ice
cream either" and George went out in
| the vet.
A gallant railroad engineer met a gir
in the morning, courted her all day, anC
| in the evening married her. That wa
sort of locomotive spark.
"What do you think of Fielding?" sh,
| asked of young Mr. TaWmus. "Oh, it,
important, of course, but it won't avail
anything without good batting"
The moral side of it: "And, so Mis-
Fuller, you think Miss Johnson di,
wrong to go on the stage in tights?' Gin
deed do. Why her limbs are as thi1
as pipe-stems."
81 was so mad at George last night,
said a girl of her sweetheart ayes
said her ill-natured brother, "I notice,
when looked in the parlor that 20
were up in arms"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-01
KANSAS CHURCHES.
Items Ofan Kinds Concerning Then

Items Ofan Kinds Concerning Them.
The Methodist church at Mount Hope
will be dedicated May 18th.
Rt. Rev. Bishop Vail oficiated at St.
Johns church in Wichita recently.
Neodesha is going to have Presbyte-
rian Church.
The Feast of the Wilderness was OBJ
served by the A. NJ E. Church of To-
peka.
A new parish of the Episcopal Church
has been established in Leavenworth, to
be known as st. Johns.
The young ladies of St.. Paul's parish
at WyandOtte have organized a Church
society.
At an Easter Egg Breaking concert
given by the Salina Lutheran Church,
$43.50 was taken in.
DR.. c. C. Foote, of Topeka, preached
the dedicatory service at the Baptist
church in Wichita. There is no debt on
the church.
Marion Record: Our Presbyterian
friends have broken ground for their
new parsonage, which will be erected
east of the church.
The new Methodist minister of Robin
son took possession of the parsonage on
the 18th. In the afternoon and evening
his congregation gave his family hearty
reception.
Wyandotte Herald: Over thirty con
verts were baptized in a pond near Jer
sey Creek, On Sunday afternoon by the
preacher in charge at the colored Bap
fist Church.
Cottonwood Falls Coarant: The repre-
sentatiOn of our Savior Oh the large
cruc1ix recently erected in the Catholic
church at Strong City, is a very fin,
piece of art, executed by Meyer, 0
] Munich, Bavaria, Germany, and is vel
worth seeing. 1t is life size and yer.
/ human like.
El Dorado Times: Our Methods
brethren are figuring on a big church
say about 5Ox90 feet. It is needed. Their
is not a pleasant day or evening whel
services are held bat that the presen
church building is crowded past comfort
/ We hope TO be able to announce sool
the beginning of this enterprise.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-01

At the opera in Dublin a gentleman
sarcastically asked q man standing nm
in front of him if he was aware he was
opaque. The other denied this allega-
ton and said he was O'Brien.
81 don't like to have my husband chew
tobacco" remarked a yo4ng married
lady; ''but put up with it, for the tim
foil is just too handy for anything in do
ing up my front crimps."
The difference between the business
OF circus advance agent and druggist
seems to be this: The first spends much
of his time in posting his bills; the latter
in boasting his pills.
"Wen, wife, you can't say ever con-
tracted bad habits?" mo, sir, you gen,
orally expand them"
Never judge by appearances; a ragged
coat may contain an editor.
Goodbye" in the telephone reminds
one of autumn; it is the yell o. leave.
Profanity pays occasionally. A parrot
with the largest assortment of oaths
fetches the biggest price.
A New Jersey lady waded out and
pulled in her husband, who was drown
ing. AS usual, she grabbed him by the
hair.
Darwin says that the monkey can
blush. He certainly ought to when he
sees the way his descendants are cutting
up.
Takes the cake-the tramp. He also
| takes anything else he can fasten his
talOns on, from the hen house to the
clothes line.
The difference between a besotted man
and pig is slight one at best. Ones q
hunting grog and the others grunting
hog.
The time of young ladies is divided
into two parts. Half of the time they
wait for the mails, and the other half for
! the males.
! A woman who is kissed by mistake in
the dark always screams and makes a
great row about it, but you can wager
she is provoked in another way when
the man commences to offer excuses and
says he wouldn't have done it if be had
known whom it was.
ga rose is my choice" said a queenly
girl, "for I'd like to be elegantly beauti-
full like rose"
"Td rather be lily" said a gentle
girl, ''for of all flowers the lily is the fair
est and purest."
ooh, pshaw," said the flirt, at
would rather be tube-rose, for the gem
tlemen all love to wear them near their
hearts"
"I'd be a pink" remarked a meek
girl, because pinks are so sweet and
modest"
"Shoot it, finally sung out the gayest
one in the crowd, knocking her hat down
over her eye, saucily. "You can be any
thing you please, but Pm a daisy, am,
and don't you forget itP'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-01
Ye Blue Laws on Smoking.
90 Inter Ocean.

Chicago Inter Ocean.
OswEGo, Labette Co. Kan.
Was there any law in Boston, Mass, forbidding
smoking cigars in the streets? DAVID TIDBALL.
A1osWer;-From the Colony Records
the following extracts are taken, show
ing the orders and sentences of the Mass
schusetts Court of Assistants and Gem
eral Court before the establishment of
the Body of liberties" in the year of
1910:
"Oct. 1632.-It is ordered that noe per-
son shall take any tobacco publiquely,
under paine of punishment; also that
every one shall pay Id for every time hee
is convicted for takeing tobacco in any
place, and that any Assistant shall have
power to receave evidence and give order
for the levying of it, as also to give order
for the levying of the officers charge.
This order to begin the 10th of Novem-
Der next.
"Sept. 1634.-It is ordered, that noe
person shall take tobacco publiquely,
under penalty of 28 3d., nor privately,
in his owne house, or in the howse of
another, before strangers, and that two
or more shall not take it togeather, any
where, under the aforesaid penalty for
every offence"
Then follow several laws relative to
the same subject, and in November, 1887,
it was decreed that call former laws
against tobacco are repealed, and tobacco
is sett at liberty" And in the following
year the subjoined was announced:
Sept. 1638.-The [GeneralT Court,
finding that since the repeating of the
former laws against tobacco, the same is
more abused than before, it hath there
fore been ordered, that no man shall
take any tobacco in the fields, except in
his journey, or at meale times, under
paine of I'D. for every offence; nor shall
take any tobacco i'll Tor so near any
dwelling house, barne, corne, or hay rick,
as may likely endanger the ireing there
of, upon paine of los. for every offence;
nor shall take any tobacco in any inne
or common victualing house, except in
private roome there, so as neither the
master Of the same house nor any other
guests there shall take offence thereat;
which if they do, then such person is
forthwith to forbeare, upon paine of %.
Sd. for each offence.