Smyrna times., 1884-09-03
WHOLE NO. 1871.
Here and Elsewhere.
Mr.. COnkling's attitude puzzles poll

ticans.
Trouville is the Cape May of Paris,
France.
Commander schley is now a Com
mOdore.
Muggy weather on the coast is caus-
ing trouble.
Defaulters go but Canada's rest be
found there.
Passengers ON railroads never mind
"cut" in fares.
CUTE can be grown alongside of
cotton in the South.
Edwin Booth the tragedian still
holds on to spiritualism.
A French scientist has discovered
way to steer balloon.
Ocean steam ship tramps snuff their
noses at 80 cent wheat.
The French will soon heartily wish
themselves out of China.
The premier of England is glad he
threw no stones at China.
Fine Jersey apples only bring dol
lOr barrel in New York.
A New York lady has maintained an
unbroken fast of 167 days.
Picnic's are like the Mexican army
all officers and no soldiers.
An elegant Parisienne requires
$4,000 a year for her toilet.
Father Hatherly of the Greek
Church says it wont do here.
It will take s15O,OOO to equip the
Philadelphia campaign clubs.
The climate of Leadville, Col, is
fatal to cats but not to squalls.
From nothing to $500 dozen soft
crabs fuctuates in the markets.
The Cherokee Indians are fearful of
. losing their identity as a nation.
The New York "offal dock is
patronized by good sized sharks.
China is saying the Americans
grace now "pitch in to France.
= 323 iron furnaces are putting their
h heads together to stop overprOduction.
: The English peasant uses less than
1000 words in his wordy intercourse.
i The onion lands of Chester, Orange
n county, N. Y, are worth $1,000 an
z, acre.
4 Senator Merritt of Warner & Merritt
fruit firm cost him $4,000 to get the
title.
I Postmaster General Gresham grieves
!, y he was not on hand in Star Route
- days.
o Executive committees of both the
N large parties complain of scarcity of
ot funds.
| November is only couple months
off and the chill-Blaine jokes are in
~ season.
in Obviously Mr.. Bonner will not pre-
ne vent Maud S. from racing, but not for
er money.
n. The American Steamship Lines are
tv not making living even as freight
n carriers.
az The King of Ashantee having died
forthwith 300 subjects were killed at
nc the funeral.
it The american AgricuIturist advises
er farmers not to grow their seed as it is
mt a special art
y In proportion to the danger ships
~ come poking here with cargoes of rags
- from Europe.
on There is more crude alcohol con-
ta- tanned in a watermelon than is good
ed for temperance.
tly
on In his town Mr.. r. B. Hayes is re-
oh minded of old times by base bal
,lv club named to 8.
las When hundred Marechal Neil rOs'
loV buds bring $15 florists are happy and
les the poor are silent.
an Singularly the United States Dis
on patch Boat 1dltapOOsd went down il
ful Martha's Vineyard.
80 -, 1t is incredible to what an exten
e as, the water of the Schuylkill, Pa, il
polluted by factories.
For cause or without it LondOl
shop girls are liable to be dismisse,
with only days notice.
Two The "shuckers" " of the Baltimor
oyster packing houses can open oyster
,aid with marvellous rapidity.
asp As we are familiar now with hOrs
Vhe power for steam we must become s
with candle power for electricity.
cen
the With some glass of milk dram
avs suddenly is formed by the gastric juiC
asb- of the stomach into ball of cheese.
An average sized whale yields II
, by barrels of oil, and 1900 pounds
at a bone worth in any market $4.OO p'
the pound.
it
and An account of many difficulties
,per- getting sailors sea captains dodge Il
Dingley shipping bill whenever th'
rsou see fit.
The author of the song, "Way dow
. - upon the Swanee river" hunted +
months before he found the lit
= Florida river on the map.