Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-17

"A friend says: MY wife is not lik,
me, and yet she does like mel II
your wife was like you she wo,Ild nroh.
ably not have been your wife; but IL IL
strange that she does like YOU .
FORT WORTH PHARMACY Co.
We have been figuring up what will bo Tho
consequences of not connecting vaults VIII
our sewers; and this Is the result Death OF
ycar-od children, thirty.two bows ana ND 'n ,s
from eight TO twelve years old, four hun5rad
cases of typhoid-malaria In different sorns
nNe 'housaId dollars spent for drugs; sorrow
one. And yet the city authorities don,i ioc,,
at IL that way. N'' 'ooA
Font WORTH PHARMACY Co.
GREAT JUDGE.
Old Ned Wilson. blacker than the
stripes ON the mules he drove during
the war, and Nath Potts, who was
once the dark property of Southern
colonel. decided, after failing in poll
tics and becoming bankrupt in reIip-
ion, to open an Office and begin the
practice of medicine. They rented A
small shanty, advantageouS.y situated
on the main street of o settlement
known as " Sweet Home,n and an
nounced to the puplic that they were
able to cure all diseases from chills to
the most aggravated case of dew
pizen," an atliiction which seems TO
have peculiar fondness for the colored
gentleman. They had not long en-
gagged in the practice of the healing
art, when they were both arrested and
before negro justice of the
peace.
Whats de charge agin desc heah
'fessional gen'ermen ?" asked the JUS
tice, turning to the prosecuting wit
ness.
Charge 'nuff, sah, ter sem 'em
whar de dogs doan' set under de ash
hopper an bark at de new moon. Da
pizened my wife, sah.n
The Fort Worth Pharmacy Company do an
exclusive retail business, and keep only the
best drugs and medicines.
"Splain yerse'fs,n said the magis.
trate, iuclining his head toward the
college of physicians and surgeons.
'Didn' do it," replied DR.. Wilson.
"Neber pizened de 'oman,n acqui-
esced DR.. Nath Potts.
"But da did do it, iedge,n declared
the prosecuting witness. "My wife
was sick wild de chills, an i sent fui
desc gen'ermens. Da said dat dad
halter hoP 'sultation ober de 'oman's
fulton, an arter da talked 'roun' Eel
while, da gin Ter some sorter tea an
de fust thing i knowed de POI creetul
was dead az IA las years buckeye. Dis
is de charge, jedge, an eff dar's any
law in dis country fur POI man, dali
meet wild a punishment what'll sortel
correct dar idees o. de practice o. med
icine
"Dese Jacks is mightely agin d,
harmed gen'ermen,n said the Justice,
with an air of deep decision. In all my
Greer as n jurist o. dis lam it amt bin
my painful duty ter fling de light o
my knowledge on wus case. Doctor
Wilson, whit has yer got ter say ?n
The Fort Worth Pharmacy Co. make &
specially Of physicians prescriptions, ant
pr. pare them with painstaklng care.
"Jedge. Use so full o. laugh dat
can't hardly say nutten. De ignunt
o. dis man would Ii, klea Injin. When
we got to der house, de oman wu2
dun dead, but in respect ter our mede-
cal skill, sor, she commenced to braths
agin jis as soon as we went in. Eff we
hadnter went in, she never wouldel
breathed no mo-. Doctor SEES she
'Pse mighty glad yu's cum, fur it gins
a chance to say whut wanted ter say
De man whit | married wuz gooC
citerzen; but he want my idee o. a
pufieck genermap. Eff had my lif,
ter lib ober agin, would marry a man
like de jestice o. de peace. Oh, he's SO
smart; an now, while lays heah, wit
bof feet ia de grade an wild only one
ham out, suthin tells me dat man i.
gwine ter be spreme jedge one o. desc
days. Good-by ter all, 'se gwine.'"
"Dat's zackly whit she said, " agreed
DIR. Nath Potts. ''She said dem werdS
while we was maxim de to tea, bu
fore we could it to her, she was dur
dead agin. Now jedge, desc am DE-
fucks.n
Toilet requisites OF all kinds in large assert
ments Mt Fort Worth Pharmacy.
The Justice reflected for moment
and then turning to the prosecuting
witness, said. Use ashamed o. yer
sor. ter hab desc educated Zichion:
fotch up heah. Anybody ken see da
da aun'erstan's dar business. fling.
yer in de cos, fur yer ignunce. Gen
ermens o. de medical school, yer's dis
charged"
Cigars retsiled at wholesale prices at tn,
Fort Worth Pharmacy Company.
A NEGRos EXCUSE.
"What have you been doing, Bob
ever since | left home? I've been gone
two weeks and L left you here to at
tend to my business, aud | told you to
dig them holes and put up that string
of fence and j told you to cut and hau
UP "A good deal of wool, and to stack
out the corn, and not u blessed thing
have you done. Now, give an account
of yourself"
We will 1ll your prescriptions exactly NJ
written, regardless of how much timei take
to do It.. one or both OF Us VIII always b'
ION nd on duty join CRAVENs,
T.. q. SCOTT
"Well, now, boss, you see how 1t am
When you goes away and nobody herr
but me and desc niggars, / gifts lone
some. Den j goes over to de big meet
in, at Mt. Zion and we uns did have
de powerfullest time over dar, to bt
shore, to be shore, and we gifts more
'ligion than You ever hearn' of in al
YOUR life. BEN just chock full all d,
week. And boss, you musent be mac
wild poor niger for gettin' legion,
for dat is all de poor niger got u
mend on. You white folks done go'
dis world, and we niggers are now
irwin to fix up wild de Lord to get d.
next one, and de Lord say he gwine u
give il to lis, and now what troubles
me. boss, is what you white folks
rwine to do den. 'Speck you hav' u
mend on Bob deu. Bob take keer o
,,ou hnss he will Shore
Reader YOU pay your money, and might a.
well have the best. Come 10 Fort Worti
Pharmacy and get 1t, they Will be pleased u
see you.