Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-11-20

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TIE man who registered q vow that he
wonId never have his hair cut until Blaine
Eas elected President Is seriously thinking
about going West to bride an Indian TO scalp
him.
PHYLLIS made 4 pretty cake
To please her papa's palate.
Her parent put Il on a stake
-PRHadeTDsia Nsaos.
ARR vou taking down the speeches yer-
batims' inquired a smiling individual OF a re
p0r- IT 1t a political meeting On. no. re-
plieI the young man. 4 have too mucn re-
sDect for the speakers TO DO that.'-AeUI YORK
star.
AFtNOUs COOK says: "The secrets Of good
cooking are IRE and navOrIng. We never
thought 30 much about the havoring. but We
always understood that. you couldn't COOS
ANYTHING except raw oysters without al least
a little fre.-BurisgtOH HgUkege.
aAhr' said the BARNARD rooster. gazing
admiringly upon a brand new oroodoI ehlfAs,
''whose work Is this:r Then the setting men
not tel q lie. sir; / do II Win NY H4te "Ae0"
it."-SIn Fraaeisc0 Eetcs Liter.
SHE: $50 Mr.. bricks i elected after all"
He. .What Dricks:" She -" ny MI Henry
bricks. Of Indiana" lie; 'On: you mean
Hendricks. don't Tous' She: "Ofcourse; but
I DON'T think it is polite to call such a nice old
gentleman Hen "-Ess York Journal.
TIE excitement Of the campaign has not
been without its effect on town CLERKS IN COM
mon with other people. In Two instances l1
! Connecticut these useful individuals furnished
GENERALIZATION papers 10 young men Wlo ap-
piled for marriage hcenses.-B0st0H POST
TIE teacher IN one Of the schools was 4 lit
{ tie crochety the other morning ana mace tnc
I girls stand around a little liyeller tnan usual
One Of the little misses VINO ha1 oeG4 W
I braided. exclaimed TO her companion "NeFer
mind. Cleveland Is elected and she'll be
turned ~outr'-H0uHt CGrnA3 Neaos.
.DAN.' said a South sid wife TO her hus-
/ hand. chow Is il that at election time there i
I 81 much DouItrr eatens- 4 don't understand
I ron. nv dear replied the husband w ny
I the naners are speaking Of 30 many candl-
I dates having a goose cO0ked.-Ob cay Der
I rick.
OVERHEARD going over the telephone line:
Il swear it, .Swear whats' THAT I viii
/ never shave or cut my hair until / am elected
President Look out. That's a rash vow.
Z I'D DON'T Rn,i care / .S SSsAF Who Nh tb @n? are SB sRa,
/ LockwOOd."-CAioago Nelss.
AWAsHrNGTON CORRESPONDENT speaks Of
a Young lady there "ghO has great tact. ana
/ Ler savior fare VIII be felt al tne enter am
ments at the capital. Her -saEoL AL
some readers mas think, i something Ike
bent pin. but ii isn't. 1t Is the cr-er-~eii,
when a society belle has a savOlr fare she =
all right-80rrist0toR Herald.
Mas. BLISKER asked Matilda, the house
servant q few nights ago: 'What dreadful
scratching Is that out in the Kitchen 1t must
be the dog trying TO get in. I never heard any
thing like il in my life OATS no cog
/ SCRATCHING the dOah. OATS de cook Wflun q
/ luh letter to her houevsuckle, VINO works ocer
ID Chatham ."-KjndsrA00t Rough Notes.
81 PLAYKD = good joke on my wife last
night" said Tweezers, who isn't kept out Of
! iail on account Of his brightness. "W hat was
49, - had our calOred cOachman stand in
the dark hail and kiss her. 90 she'd think It
was me-" What did size dOs' Nothing.
She Only came into the parlor where was
know you had got home. "-Chicago Ae1s.
No:the defeated candidate
In public does not roam.
WIZ. what cares ne for politics
When he has got a hOmes
He saws: Il know the country safe
But -afer 'tWould have been
Had voters showed more careful taste.
And put My Honor in"
Il. Ash TOmIi1s1n.