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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21
Vital Questions III!

Ask the most eminent physician ...-,......
or any school, what is the best thing in
the world for quoting and allaying ali irri-
tation OF the nerves, and curing all forms Of
nervous complaints, giving natural, child
like refreshing sleep alwaysy
And they will tell you unhesitatingly
''Some form Of hops!!!'
CHAPTER l.
Ask any or all of the most eminent ply
scians:
"What is the best and only remedy that
can be relied on to cure all diseases OF the
kidneys and urinary organs such as
Bright's disease, diabetes, retention, or in
ability to retain urine, and all the diseases
and ailments peculiar to Women
''And they will tell you explicitly and
emphatically "Buchu!lp'
Ask the same physicians -.....,
"What is the most reliable and surest
cure for all liver diseases or dyspepsia; con-
stipation, indigestion, biliousness, malaria,
fever, ague, &c. - and they will tell you:
''Mandrakel or Dandelionl!!l'
Hence, when these remedies are combined
with others equally valuable.
And compounded into Hop Bitters, such
wonderful and mysterious curative power is
developed which is so varied in its opera
tions that no disease or i'll health can possibly
exist or resist its power, and yet it is
Harmless for the most frail woman, weakest
invalid or smallest child to use. fCf ~
t% CHAPTER H.. , EFl
"Patents
almost dead or nearly dying
For years, and given up by physicians, of
Bright's and other kidney diseases, liver
complaints, severe coughs, called consump-
ton, have been cured. t-e
Women gone nearly crazy !
From agony of neuralgia, nervousness,
wakefulness, and various diseases peculiar
TO women.
People draw out of shape from excruciating
pangS of rheumatism, infiammatOry and
chronic, or suffering from scrofula.
Erysipelas
"Saltrheum, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, in
digestion, and in fact, almost all diseases frail''
Nature is heir to
Have been cured by Hop Btters, proof of
which can be found in every neghborhood in
the known world.
fd5- None genuine without bunch OF
green Hops on the white label. Shun all
the vile, poisonous stuff with "Hop' or
"Hops' In their name.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Icould scarcely speak; it was almost
impossible to breathe through my nostrils.
Using Ely's Cream Balm short time 1 was
entirely relieved. My head has not been so
clear nor voice so strong in years. rec
ommend this admirable remedy to all at
flicted with Catarrh OF Colds in the head -
j. o. TICHENoR, Shoe Merchant, Eliza
beth. N. j. price 30 cts
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Restless, fretful, crying children are suf-
fering and need fortheir relief DR.. WINCH
ELLIS TEETHING SYRUP, which is USE
full not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups, sore
throat, collie and cramps of older children,
and should always be kept In every house
for emergencies. Only % cts. Sold by all
druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

An economical man will keep the leather
Of his harness soft and pliable, which pre-.
serves 1t from cracking or ripping. He al
ways uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Sold by all Harness Makers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

. Pure Cod-Liver OIL. made from selected livers
on the sea shore by CAswELL, HAZARD Co., New
York: 1t is absolutely pure and sweet Patients
who have once taken it prefer TO all others. Ply
sicans have decided it superior to of the other
oils In market
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

A farmers wealth depends on the con-
Bile they are especially liable to distempers
fevers, colds, and all diseases which de-
stroy animals. Thousands of dollars are
saved annually by that valuable old stand
by, UNCLE SANS CONDITION POW
DER
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

"The proof Of the pudding is in the eat
sng," SO says the old adage, and so the
proof Of the value of a medicine is the opin-
ions of those who have used it. Thos.
Bass, Sr., Of Steelville, says, 81 have used
Prickly Ash Bitters in my family for 2 years
els, and find there Is no remedy equal
to ito
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21
PATENTS.

No atent. No Pay. Send model
or drawing. Stoddart & Co., Alp G.
Street, Washington, D. c., Patent At
torneys.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Worms cause peevishness, fevers, con-
vulsions and frequently death. A pleasant,
safe and certain remedy is DIR. JAQUE'S
GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
DRUGGISTS tf
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21
How to Save Money.

and we might also say-time and pain
as well, in our advice to good house
keepers and ladies generally. The
great necessity existing always to have
"a perfectly safe remedy convenient for
the relief and prompt cure q the all
ments peculiar to COMMUNICATIONS
irregularity, constant pains, and all the
symptoms attendant upon uterine dis
us to recommend
strongly and unqualifedly Pr. Pierce's
"Favorit e'Presciiption" woman best
friend. it will save money.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Ho, There is just one
way, and no more, by which you may be
cured-use CARBOLINE, a deodorized ex
tract of petroleum. 1t will positively pro-
duce new hair; there is no substitute for
this marvellous petroleum hair reneWer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Headache, constipation, liver complaint,
biliousness are cured by that mild, cleans
ing remedy which never produces pain,
EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.
Only % cts. Sold by Druggists
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

We take pleasure in informing the public
Of the merits of Papillon Catarrh Cure. 1t
will cure Chronic Catarrh, Cold in the
Head, Rose cold, and for Hay Fever no
remedy is as effective. 1t has cured hun
dreds of cases. a' '- iN lN+4 ..I -'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

A Baltimore judge recently decided that
tailor must make coat to fit before he
can recover his pay for it,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from err
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &C., will
send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE, This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send self
addressed envelope TO Rev. JOSEPH I. INMAN,
Station ID, New York. ittf
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

NERVOUS Weakness Dyrpep ia. Sexual De-
bilify, cured by "wels' Health Renewer" 81.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Point this year, seventeen are sons, neph-
ews or other relatives Of army or navy OFF,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Sprains, bruises, stiff joints, burns,
scalds, and rheumatism are relieved by
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment.
Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Men use virtue as an umbrella TO keep the
rain of birthstone off their Sunday clothes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Bishop Henry Potter proposes that
every clergyman whose salary is SO, 900
or over shall contribute an annual per-
centage to increase the income of the
clergymen who receive less than
$1,000. The plan is warmly endorsed
by the poor clergy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

When mans head swim's there is gen.
orally less water than whisky about it..
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Answers to stock messages have fire.
quently been received by cable between
Boston and London in fifteen minutes.
On trial test on one occasion an an
swer was received from London in the
remarkably short space of six minutes.
The test was made without previous
preparation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

1t costs SIS, ZOO a year to cut the grass
from the graves in Greenwood cemetery.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

STINGING, irritation, Inflammation, all Kid
ney and Urinary Complaints, cured by 'Buchu-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

For the past thirty years Denmark has
yearly average Of 1900 peo-
pie to Mormondom.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Chapped Hands, Face, Pimples, and Rough
Skim cured by using y JUNIPER TAR SOAP, made by
OAswELL. HAZARD Il Co.. New York. .
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

A proposition is being considered in Bos-
ton to make Monday school holiday in
stead Of Saturday.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

BED-BUGs. flies, reaches, ants rats, mice,
cleared out BY "ROOGH Oh KA'rs." I6o. .l----'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

We usually learn to wait only when we
have no longer ANYTHING to wait for.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Topreserve one IS mental constitutiomand
nourish one's nature is the proper way to
serve Heaven.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21
Save 42.OOPer Dav.

The soul without an Imagination is what
an observatory would be without tele-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Disparage and deprecate no one; an
insect has feeling and an atom a
shadow Fuller. .-,.. a.a..
One of the best rules in conversation
is never to say thing which any of
the company can reasonably wish we
had rather left unsaid; nor can there
anything be we'll more contrary to the
ends for which people meet together,
than to part unsatisfied with each other
or themselves. Swift.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Prudence and religion are above accidents,
and draw good out of everything.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

A recent cold or chronic Catarrh yield
promptly. to Papillon Catarrh Cure. 1t
does not irritate.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21
A CARD. TO all who are SUFFERING from

Let every man do the best he knows, and
II he Is not fool, he will do about right.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

CROUCH ON PAIN" Quick cure for Collie
Cramps, Darrh@a, Aches, Pains, eprains, Head
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

As to trouble, who expects to find cher
ries without stones, or roses without
thorns. -. 'M
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21

Many imitators, but no equal, has
DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-06-21
COMMERCIAL.

If cough disturbs your sleep, one dose of Piso'
Cure will give you nights rest
The bee., 1884-07-12
NEWSY GLEANINGS.

THERE were foTty-four deaths from starva-
ton in London last year
THE births in Spain during 1884 numbered
453, 900, and the deaths tl9,OO
COLORADO has to buy $1,000 0GO worth of
grain every year for cattle feed.
The leSSees of the sea islands off the Alaska
coast pay S3O0,Q0 yearly to the government.
THE Shoshone Indians. at their annual fes-
tival recently, danced for three days and
nights without stopping.
THE converts to Christianity in Japan the
past year exceeded in number the converts of
the previous twenty years.
ABOUT 100000 pounds of licorice, nearly
all that is used in this country, is manufac-
tured by one firm i'll Connecticut.
\ DIAMOND field has been discovered at
Bingera New South Wales, which promises
to rival the diamond deposits of South Africa.
A Mrs. RAMSEY. of Cannifton, Canada,
said to have been the largest woman in the
dominion, died not long ago. She weighed
over $50 pounds.
1T is estimated that there are now in this
country $4,000 manufacturing establish
ments, alaploying 6,0O00OO workmen and
$500, ,OGO,O00 capital.
The ordinary expenses of pope Leo XIII.
amount to Sl,000,000 yearly, and other ex-
penditureS may bring the amount up to ST.
10000 He spends 81 100000 of it in aims.
A PARTY of men digging in the bed of a
dry pond near AmerIcus, Ga, found live
alligator at the depth of seven feet. 1t was
eight feet long and was in torpid condition
HE Rev. David n. Bentley, who died re-
Gently In Norwich, Conn, at the ripe old age
OF one hundred years, was undoubtedly the
Oldest clergyman i'll the country. He began
preaching when but fifteen years old, and, be
sides being the pioneer of Methodism in that
Iaro o1 Connecticut, he devoted seventy-five
years OF his life to its maintenance. In his
hietImC lie preached over !. 900 sermons. mar.
rIed Oh. couples. and buried 2.309 persons.
The bee., 1884-07-12
south and West.

w. r. MCGILI, president of the Cincinnati
and Eastern railroad, fell fifty feet from a
train which was crossing trestle at Win
chester, Ohio, and was instantly killed.
A AMoBILE (Ala) dispatch saws that as party
of twenty white men were returning from q
political barbecue near Mobile they were fired
upon by body of 200 negroes One white
man was killed and nine Others injured Con-
flcting stories are told as To the origin of the
trouble
MISS FLOYD, of California. while riding in
a twenty race at Butte, Montana, was
thrown from her horse and fatally injured.
During the progress of the race the roof and
the foundations of the grand stand suddenly
gave way, precipitating 500 people twenty
injured, two fatally.
Much damage has been done to property in
portions of Iowa. Missouri and Illinois by sc.
we're wind storms. At Sioux City, Iowa, sew
eral structures, including large brick pillow
factory, were wrecked. At Rich Hill, Mo-, a
brick church and other buildings were ruined
and in Central Illinois many buildings were
entirely or partly destroyed.
Miss KATE SHELBY who saved a railroad
train from certain destruction at the risk OF
her life three years ago. has Just been pre-
sented with a gold medal by the Iowa Iegisla-
ture, in recognition of her bravery The
presentation was made at Ogden in presence
Of a large assemblage
Two young ladies-Miss Williams and Miss
Gibson. both prominent residents of Rich
mond-whie bathing at Fortress Monroe
were carried out by the undeItuw and
drowned.
The bee., 1884-07-12
A XnIf,s Dislike for Music.

1t is well known that domestic dogs
dislike music, but the hatred of it seems
to be much more stronger Ill wolf.
Dogs have become familiar with it, and
have learned to endure it; but to the
wolf it is intolerable. 1t would be well
for those who live in countries infested
by wolves to arm themselves with some
loud d-sounding musical instrument, as the
following anccdote would suggest.
\ Scotch .baypiper was travelling in
Ireland, when he encountered a wolf,
which seemed to be very ravenous. The
poor man could think of no other way to
save his life than to open his wallet and
try the effect of hospitality. He did so,
and the savage beast swallowed all that
was thrown to him with such voracity
that it seemed as if his appetite was not
in the least degree satisfied.
The whole stock of provisions was, of
course, soon spent, and now the mans
only resource was i'll the virtue of his
bagpipe. This the monster no sooner
heard than he took to the mountains as
suddenly as ne had left them. The poor
piper did not wholly enjoy his deliver
ance, for looking sadly at his empty
wal ct, he shook his fist at the departing
animal, SAYING
cay Are these your tricks? Had l
known your humor, you should have had
your music before your supper.
The bee., 1884-07-12
NEWs SUMMARY.
Eastern and miadIe states,

THREE men IN NeS York have been ar,
rested ort charge Of attempting 10 swindle
the elevated railroads out of 500 600 by
means of forged tickets. One man confessed
that IN two years he had stolen $4,000
BUSINESS failures in the United States
during the past six months. according to tbs
New York Mercantile Agency of Dun q CO.
number 51lO, as against 4,53i for the first six
months OF 1883. The Liabilities amount to
Sl24,0OV,0UO, as against S66,010OO0 for the
first half of 1888.
THE Plymouth Savings bank at Plymouth
Penn. and the Gloucester County Saving.
bank at Camden, n. j., have suspended.
FIRE destroyed the main factory and Other
buildings belonging TO the Revere Rub JeI
company, at Chelsea, Mass, causing an esti.
mated loss of 100000.
GEORGE J. SCHMIDLIN. under sentence OF
death for numbering Frank Heilz, committed
suicide by hanging himself in his cell in the
Milford PENN prison.
MUCH feeling is manifested in the coai
region OF Pennsylvania at the heavy impor.
tatlon of foreigners who are employed tC
work inthe mines. Largely attended meet
lngs have been held to denounce the course OF
the railroad and mining corporations foI
bringing this element into the coal country
Secret societies are being formed to drive the
foreigners from the districts
The assignee of Grant q Ward. the sus.
pended New York brokers, has made an Off
cial statement o. the FIRMS affairs The liza.
bilities are Sic, ,792, ,647 -. The nominal assets
are So, ,139, ,09S56; the actual assets, $67,-
l74.30
The bee., 1884-07-12
The Working Cla; ;sas of Mexico

The material condition Of the Mexican
working classes says a magazine article,
is much worse than that of laborCrS in
any part of America Thirty cents day
is the common rate of wages in the COun-
try. and for that they are Contented to
perform the heaviest iabors. Farm-work,
mining. factory labor, aud domestic ser
vice are all alike paid low. The custom
of making loans 10 laborers to be repaid
by work is common and tends materially
to prevent their social advancement.
The large factories which are not uncOm-
mon in certain districts are thus enabled
to retain their hands as long as they
desire. The latter are not allowed to
leave their employment until they have
paid their debts, and as that is generally
impossible out of wages which are barely
enough for support, the debtor continues
virtual prisoner to his lifc'S end. The
food, clothing and lodging of the Mexi
can laborer is of very poor quality,
though in general the mildness of the eli
mate and the absence of ovcrcrowding
makes his condition less miserable than
that of the lower classes in the cities of
i~uIOpS' ~AIllih dil lis IllFdtlOIlo tllC
Mexican laborer is cheerful and polite.
The spirit of discomfort with his lot or
envy of the condition of others is far less
shown in Mexico than either in Europe
or this country. The ties of family are
warmly preserved among them: and how
ever poor Mexican may be himself, he
is ready to share whatever he has with
his more needy fellows. That the Mexi-
can poems are much behind the standard
of either this country or Western Europe
in book-lcarning, in general knowledge,
or in sclf-reliance must be admitted. The
conditions under which they have existed
for generations may, however, be reason
ably held accountable for many of the
deficiencies shown by them in such re-
spects. In intelligence they are by no
means lacking. They acquire the skill
required for the manufactures and trades
as readily as most European races, and
the children exhibit marked quickness in
picking up knowledge at school. y COZ
tain degree of precocity is, indeed, to be
noted among the children of all classes,
but it does not seem to be accompanied
by the same tendency to early decay as
in other countries.
The bee., 1884-07-12
MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC.

JOHN E. OWENS will resume acting In the
fall.
ALBoNI as Elsie in Lohengrin has made a
sensation in London.
MADAME NILSSON and Theodore Thomas
the conductor have sailed for Europe.
MRS LANGTRY will play in England till
the end Of the year. She returns to America
January l. 1883.
IT is proboble that Miss Emma Abbott will
open her next season of English opera in New
York in October
IT is rather surprising to hear that an Eng
lish opera company is playing In Turin, Italy,
with great success.
THERE is an actress in Germany named
Amanda Bettina Kreuzwanger Rosalle
Bakerman Zwinkehuf.
Mr.. CARL Rosa has secured all the rights
of representation of NJ. Jules Massenet's
''Manon" in England, and the work will be
brought out i'll Liverpool at Christmas.
GERTRUDE GRIswoLD, niece of Bret
Harte has made her debut at Covent Gar
den, London, as Marguerite" in Gounod's
Faust" and great success is predicted for
her.
A PRIZE of 100 marks for the best cradle
song recently brought out 2S0 compositions
from German housewives and daughters.
The prize was awarded a Miss Marie Bluhm,
of Berlin
MADAME TREBELLI will return to this
country in September. She has accepted
several important engagements in oratorio
and concerts for next season, and will also 20
on a concert tour in conjunction with NJ.
| Musin and other artists.
MADAME PATTI has signed an agreement to
\ sing in America next season, according to
| London Truth, and will sail in November for
| New York. The terms are 1900 for each
| concert and all her expenses, 5000 down
| and $1,000 in October. She demands $4,000
l security before she sings.
MAURICE STRAKosCH, it is reported has
/ engaged Madame Fides Devries to sing fifty
| nights at the Metropolitan Opera-house, New
/ York, in the season of 1856 for 100000.
I He has also the refusal of the tenor, Gayarre
/ TO sing fifty nights in the United States from
| November -, 1884, to May 1. 1885
/ An opera company organized in London
/ about year ago to make tour of India, Aus
/ tralia and Java, stranded recently in the lat
/ Ter place, and the prima donna, a Mad. Duche
| : now acting as chambermaid in one of the
Il aotels there while the tenor, M Treblane, has
i entered the service of a cattle raiser. The
| remainder of the company are occupying
various industrious positions in the same
| sphere of life.
The bee., 1884-07-12
What a Man Says:

When a woman tries on pair OF new
shoes she pulls them on part way care
fully, twitches them off again to take a
last look and see if she has got the right
one, pull them on again, looks at them
dreadfully, says they are just right, then
takes another look, stops suddenly to
smooth out wrinkle. twists around and
surveys them sideways, exclaims, Mercy,
how loose they are. :" looks at them again
square in front, works her feet about so
that they won't hurt her quite so much,
takes them off, looks at the heel, the toe,
the bottom and the inside, puts them on
again, walks up and down the room once
or twice, remarks to her better half that
she won't have them at any price, tits
down the mirror so she can see how they
look, turns in every possible direction,
and nearly dislocates her neck, trying to
see how they look from that way, backs
off, steps up again, takes thirty or forty
farewell looks, says they make her feet
look awful big and will never do in the
world, puts them off and on three or four
times more, asks her husband what he
thinks about it, and pays no attention to
what he says, goes through it all again,
and finally says she will take them. 1t
very simple matter indeed.