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IRON TONIC AND BLOOD
PURIFIER,

A metallic iron in solution, without oXi-
dation, is a certain remedy for all diseases of
the blood imparting tone and vigor to the
nervous system, restoring lost vitality. For
all female complaints, diseases of the kidneys
or urinary organs, dyspepsia, chills and fever
and all diseases incident to malaria, and in
convalescence from facilitating diseases.
Sold by druggists. Office 'l03 Hanover
street, Baltimore, Md.
Freedom, Carroll County, Md., December
l, lSS3.-Messrs. Schroeder & Co.-Dear
Sirs was requested some four years ago to
try your Iron Tonic. have since prescribed
it freely and have found its action one Of the
best 1t is unsurpassed in anemia, general
debility, indigestion, want of appetite, loss of
strength, lack of energy, retention of urine,
female weakness of all kinds, vitiated or i'm
pure blood. In fact, in all cases requiring an
iron tonic | would unhestatingly recommend
it as the best Jos. w. STEELE, M. d.
Freedom, Carroll County, Nd, February
Q, ISS4.-Messrs. Schroeder & Co.-Gentle-
men: have no hesitation in recommending
to the profession and intelligent public your
Iron Tonic. WIN. M. HINES, M. ID.
The State of Maryland, Office Of AttOrney-
General, Westminster, Nd, April IS, 18Si.-
Charles C. f. Schroeder, Esq.-Dear SIR
am personally well acquainted with Dr. VIM.
NJ Hines and DIR. Jos. W. Steele. They are
practicing physicians in this county of excel
lent standing and large experience, and thor
oughly competent to speak as to the merits of
your Iron Tonic and Blood Purifier.
June 9:1yr CHARLES b. RoBERTs.
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Earned runs-Westminste 4. Two-base
hits-Nicholas and Driscol. Left on bases
Westminster Z; Madison Square Z. Double
play-Talifer and Disney. Struck out-on
Talifer a; on Houseman IA. First base on
balls-by Talifer l. Wild pitches-l each.
Timc-i hour and 35 minutes. Umpire-B.
f. Grouse.
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THE "FACILE" BICYCLE.
ExAMINATIoN OF TEACHERS

For the accommodation Of a number of
persons who were unable to attend the teach
examination will be held in Central Hall
School House, Westminster, on TUESDAY,
WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY, 22d, ,23d
and 24th JULY, beginning at 9 o'clock each
morning, to which all applicants for teachers
certificates and all candidates for admission
to the State Normal School are invited.
JAMES A. DIFFENBAUGH,
ie28:4t Examiner.
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DUBLIC SALE of three excellent work,
4 saddle and driving HORSES, -
WAGON, HARNESS, &C.; also, 2500 ~
Cords of Oak and Hickory Wood, on N0sA
SATURDAY, JJJLYIl2s- 1884, at u o clock
M, on my premises, at SmalIwood, on the
Deer Park Road, miles from Westminster.
For further particulars see hand bills
je28:3t Nh III, ELIAS B. ARNOLD.
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cHAs. pI1LIsosLKA, D. D. $. e.R BAueHMAS, D D. 5.
DILLINGsLEA 81 BAUGHMAN,
DENTISTS.
Once One Door Vest of the Union National
Bank, Westminster, Nd.

VIII visit the following places:
Union Bsidge.-1st Wednesday and Friday
following Of each month.
NelO Windsor. Wednesday and Friday
following of eachmonth.
Tdnegtoich -Next to the last and the last
Friday in each month, remaining until Satur-
day evening.
One of the firm can always be found in the
Office. sep 28-tf
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E1NEsT TOUR Of THE SEASON
Ten Days by Rail and Water.

wEBB'S MIDSUMMER TOUR,
Leaving Baltimore at 7.3o. A. M.
July %, 1884, via N, G. R. r. to
WATKINS GLEN,
SENECA LAKE, = q GOtl
az NIAGARA, FALLS rr-t4r
- = THOUSAND ISLANDS,
CLAYTON,
say, c,v ST. LAWRENCE RAPIDS, #
--tAA MONTREAL,
PLATTSBURGH, LAKE CHAMPLAIN,
LAKE GEORGE, SARATOGA,
DOWN THE HUDSON BY DAYLIGHT
TO NEW YORK.
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ICE CREAM.

Having received large supply of Ice, Isan
cursions, Hotels, Boarding Houses and Pri-
vate Residences with the best quality of Ice
Cream and Water Ices at reasonable rates.
BaE@ Highest Cash Price paid for Cream.
JAMES w. BEACHAM,
mayl9; tsepl f5.r s, Avondale, Md.
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Tee CREAM AND WATER ICE.

can, supply the citizens of Westminster
and Carroll county with a first class article of
Ice Cream and Water Ice. Private families
furnished with, either. by the gallon or half
gallon. Large orders viii receive prompt at
tention Orders delivered within the city
limits or at the railroad free of charge.
BH~ Send orders to Harbaugh's Store, Box
49, Those wanting cream for Sunday should
send in their orders by o'clock Saturday af-
ternoon. JOSIAH CROWL
may loft Westminster, Md.
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Excursionists on the line Of Western Mary
land can take early train to Baltimore and
take cars via Northern Central7R. r. to Wat
kins Glen, arriving there at 6.30P. NJ. Leave
the Glen next afternoon for a trip through
Seneca Lake to Geneva, and thence to Niaga-
ra, which is reached at 6 P. NJ. Excursion
lists remain at Niagara until the next night,
when they take sleeping cars for Clayton, the
only night ride of the trip. Next morning
excursionists take boat for the St. Lawrence
rapids and Thousand Islands and to Montreal,
Canada. remaining. there two nights and a
day. Thence to FRouse's Point; thence a
steamboat ride the entire length of Lake
Champlain to aCaldwell; thence by rail to Sar
atoga, where excursionists remain from Sat
urday evening until Tuesday morning; thence
by rail to Albany; thence down the Hudson,
in the steamer Albany, by daylight to New
York; thence home, making ten full days,
with no necessary expense except the S67 for
the ticket, $40 of which must be paid when
persons are registered for the trip and the
balance three days before starting.
GEORGE r. WEBB.
BE- For descriptive pamphlets and further
information, address & = I,tlTCr SAG
'-'' DEMOCRATIC ADVOCATE,
june 2S-tf Westminster, Nd.
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MO. 2l32 EQUITY.

mar 15-4n
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Nc. baggage or rooms at hotels to look after,
all being engaged in advance, and Mr.. Webb
will accompany the excursionists to attend to
details.
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True copy,-Test:
june 2s:3tz FRANK 7. SHAW, Clerk.
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DIANoS, ORGANS
III AND
Sewing Machines and Oil Stoves.

~ il4a
Sewing Machines and Oil Stoves.
The MAIN Agent for Starry Grown and the
Celestial Weaver again wrestles
with the Muse.
SPARKLING NEW CROWN SEWING MACHINE
She garbled q seam on q cheap machine
A queer looking tumble of tangled loops,
And the awful screech of that snide machine
Was enough to make her beau look green. ls
The cat that sang on the back yard fence n
Hung poised on his tai N an awful frances
For he Dever before heard aught so foul.
The Young man rose as the row increased
And smashed that machine in little bits.
"Ill buy you" he said, when the chorus ceased,
"A machine that won't drive us into fts.V %
So he sent to Mains and got Crown, 5.
And now they are married and settled down.
He bought a Machine, and an Organ, too
One of Mains best that can't be beat
The dog yowls not and the cat has fled,
And the baby lies still in its little bed.
st r Al is lVeu That Ends Vel.
wEAvER's YORK COTTAGE ORGAN RHYME:
He twankIed tune in which love abounds:
She matched him sweet with Weaver sounds,
And the tinkling dip of the lovers twain
Ran over the rim of my soul like RAIN
And The stars in the light of her upturned eyes
Spoke their love. as through rifted skies
Glinted and splintered in crystal mist, -
Down the snow-white keys that her fingers kiss d
1t is soul-inspiring the tones of the Weaver,
And when it is played by a sweetheart fair
The young man never wants to leave her,
But is filled with eestaey to the roots of his hair.
THE LADIES' FRIEND-FLoRENCE OIL STOVE
The weather s hot but our kitchen s not, .
Fer we have got a Florence Oil Stove: 10"
= And those who have none, should do WHAT
Why, send to Main and get one at once, by joye!
A full line of Organs, Machines and Oil
Stoves, different kinds, from 81 up, at my
new. Office, in Old Yingling Building, at the
Forks Office in room with Ezra Zepp, who
has fine fresh lot of Groceries. Call and
examine our stock and prices.
ie2I M. l.. MAIN, Westminster, Nd.
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Tickets, covering all expenses for full ten
days trip, including Hotel, Railroad and
Steamboat Fares, Transfers, Sleeping Car,
&C., $67.
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VIZ STERN MARYLAND
w II 0 CCoLLEGE. II
FOE STUDENTS of norm SEXES
par SEPARATE DEPARTMENTS.
Organized ander tile auspices Of the Methodist
Protestant Church, 1867.
bsg- Incorporated By Act Of Assembly, 1865.

a1lty ~ szEga4
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Paul Morphy, the famous chess player, died
in New Orleans Thursday night. 10. ssas,
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A cARD-To Suffering Humanity.
DIR. A. B. ALBAUGH.

DIR. A. B. ALBAUGH,
Late of indianapolis, Indiana, now located
in Westminster, Md, MAKES A SPECIALITY OF
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES, Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache, Costiveness, Piles, Liver Com
plant, and all Female Complaints, Consump.
ton, Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh, ST. Vitus'
Dance, Epilepsy, Hysteria, Nervousness, Neu-
ralgia, General Debility, Blood and Skin
Diseases, Old Ulcers and Sore Limbs, Lame
Back, all Urinary and Kidney affections, en-
larged Tonsels, Erysipelas, Palpitation of the
Heart, Shortness of Breath, &c. Guarantees
to cure Headache in one minute VIII visit
any part of the country. Consultation free.
Your patronage solicited. Respectfully,
A. B. ALBAUGH, M. ID.
OFFICE Opposite Derr's old stand, Main
street, Westminster, Md. junel4;Sm
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T 3. WALTZ, oak orchard, Md,

r E. WALTZ, Oak Orchard, Md,
e. Manufacturer OF all kinds of
CARRIAGES, Single and Double-Seat
JAGGERS, Side-Bar BUGGIES, Pile
TONS, &C., always on hand and made to order.
Prompt attention to Repairing. All work
guaranteed as represented. apr 12-8m
DRIVATE SALE will sell my or
Il 10-horse Taylor Steam Engine and
No. 4 Victor Clover Huller. Both in good
order. will sell the machines without fail,
and give d great bargain. 1870 -
~ CYRUS .SCHWElGARTu
June 21-4ts +, Westminster, Nd.
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Business Locals.

Wanh's for 5 Cigars are the best in West
minstef.
NJ. Gorsuch l. Sons Telephone Call 2S4
Order Groceries, Flour and Feed. 12:3t
Smoke Durham Tobacco, cents a bag, at
Wantz'si TsH Hff Iga u hEHFf
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The weather S hot, but our kitchen s not,
Fer we have got Florence Oil Stove:
And those who have none should do WHAT
Why send to Main and get one at once, by joye
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1884-12-18
Too Many Elections.

1t has been pertinently said
that if our national elections were
to occur less frequent there would be
less disturbance in the financial,
commercial and other business in
terests of sthe country. Business
interests seem to be more disturbed
every succeeding presidential cleo
ton. If this is true would it not be
a wise policy to amend the consti-
tuition so as to have these elections
not oftener than once every eight
instead of every four years, and
adopt the one term policy? Let
members of congress be elected
every four years, and senators to
hold as they now do for six years.
Presidential elections are con-
Quoted so very different now from
what they used to be in good old
whig and democratic times that
something must be done to check
the evil tendency. Something must
be done to prevent the use of SO
much money and corruption in the
national campaigns. The will of
the people can not be truly ex-
pressed at the ballot. box. The large
funds that were used by
the.republican and democratic par
ties in the recent elections were i'm
mense. They were used to buy
votes, or worse still, to buy in1uen-
tial leaders who could mislead their
unsuspecting followers. There must
be a check to this wholesale bribery
n elections or we can not hope to
ong maintain cur boosted freedom |
Of the ballot-box. To prevent these
troubles, and maintain our civil and |
'eligious liberties, we must have |
stringent laws to prevent the use Of
money and so much corruption in
elections. Amend your constitu-
ions, state and national, so as to
lave fewer elections, and there will
,e less disturbance in business and
ess danger of losing our freedom at
he ballot box South. Standard.
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A Sheepskiu Rug.

first wash the skin in warm
soapsuds to make the wool white
and clean, and with the fingers pick
out matted pieces and all bits of
dirt or brush. 1t generally needs
to he washed through at least three
waters to get clean, and then must
be rinsed once thoroughly in clear,
hard water to take out the suds.
Dissolve half pound of alum and a
pound of salt in ten quarts of
boiling water and mix this in a
tubful OF water. Let the skins lie
in this seven hours; then hang them
over liue to drain, wool side out.
AS soon as the wool is dry, stretch
and tack the skins wool side down
on some fat surface, as a large
board or the side of the barn, or
wood house. l stretched mine on
the garnet floor after first placing
a few papers over the boards and
tackled in as many places as needed.
As soon as the skin is about half
dry rub it thoroughly over with a
mixture of equal parts of powdered
Saltpetre and alum, and repeat this
every day for three days, then take
it up, fold the skin sides and lay it
away. After three days spread it
down on table and scrape off all
The lumpy places with blunt
knife, and rub well with sand-paper
Dr. pumice-stone; it will then be soft |
Ind pliable.- Cor. Prairie Farmer. |
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Had Better Close is Fly-Trap.

Both, the American and Banner,
have, we believe, entirely ceased to
notice the insane rawlings Of the
World over the defeat of the demo
cratic candidates for railroad com
missioners. But the World, like
the disgruntled Commercials Ca
zette over Blaine's defeat, continues
it's vicious diatribes against the in
dependent democrats, whom its ven
omous but harmless lash could not
whip into the support of an uncall-
ed for and damaging Law. Its utter
ances, however, will have as little
influence now in controlling the ac-
ton Of the legislature as they did
in foisting 8 set of useless railroad
managers on the people on the 4th
of Novem Der. The work Of build
ing new railroads in Tennessee has
been auspiciously begun, and will
continue if but ordinary business
sense is exhibited by the incoming
general assembly. That it will
make such an exhibit by RELOCATING
the commissioners to the "tomb of
the capulets," we have not the least
doubt, And all "people" except
the World will say ''amen." 1t may
be quite sad to some, but our opin-
ion is that neither democratic nor
republican commissioners will be
in position to draw salaries after
the legislature meets.-Tullahoma
Guardian.
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"ROugh on COugbS."-Ask for
CROUCH on Coughs" Tor Coughs, Colds,
Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Troches, loo.
Liquid, Csc.
"ROugh on Rats. "-Clears out
rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants, bed
bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gephers. loo.
Druggists
Heart PGinS.-Palpitation Drop
steal Swellings, Dizziness, Indigestion,
Headache, Sleeplessness cured by
"Wells' Health Remover"
though on COrns."-Ask for
Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Quick,
complete cure. Hard on soft corns,
warts, bunions.
CROUCH on Pain" POrOused
MISUNDERSTANDING, improved,
the best for backache, pains in chest or
side, rheumatism, neuralgia.
Thin PeOpLe.-"Wells' Health Re-
newer" restores health and vigor, cures
Dyspepsia, Headache, Nervousness, De-
bility. 81.
WhOOpinO COuOh--And the many
Throat. Affections of children, prompt
ly, pleasantly and safely relieved by
Though on Coughs" Troches, 15c.;
Balsam, 25c.
Life PreSerVer.--If you are losing
your grip on life, try "Wells Health Re-
newer" Goes direct to weak spots.
though on IOOthGche. "--Instant
relief Tor Neuralgia, Toothache, Face
ache. Ask for "Rough on TOothache."
15 and 20 cents.
PRETTY WOmen---Ladies who
would retain freshness and vivacity.
Don't fail to try '.Wells' Health Re-
newer"
Catarrhal Throat Affections
Hacking, irritating Coughs, Colds, Sore
Throat, cured by ''Rough on Coughs"
TrOches, 15c. Liquid, Doc.
Rough On Itch."---"Rough on
Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ring |
worm, letter, salt rheuul, frosted feet,
ehillblains.
The Hope of the Nation.
dren, slow in development, puny,
scrawny, and delicate, use "Welis'
Health Renewer."
WiCIe ASCahee-Three or four hours
every night coughing. Get immediate
relief and sound rest by using Wells
"Rough on Coughs" Troches, 15c.
Balsam, 25e.
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An Emphatic Rehuke.
Southern Lumberman.

Southern Lumbermen.
The late election in Tennessee
was one of most emphatic rebukes
of the railroad commission that any
public measure ever received from
the people through the ballot box
The state is and has been for many
years Overwhelmingly democratic
and yet the people elected as rail
road commissioners pronounced re-
publicans, who were known to be
utterly opposed to the measure, and
who publicly announced their de
termination, in advance of the cleo
ton, not to accept the salary or per-
form the duties of the office, ifelect-
ed! 1t was the most remarkable
occurrence known in the political
history and we would not be sur
prise6 if some sudden and startling
railroad building is commenced
soon. Last week there Was sever
al days conference held in this city
between some prominent railroad
men ard the situation thoroughly
discussed. It viii take time, Of
course, to secure the necessary cap
ital, but this time Tennessee affords
inducements to capitalists to invest
in railroads that will be hard tC
resist.
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Curious Tndorsament On a Ballot,

The following quaint and curious
Endorsement was found on the back
Of Cleveland and Hendricks tick
ct, voted at Barnwell, S. c.: "Grover
Cleveland, stand up. a jury Of
your countrymen have found you
guilty of designing and conspiring
with divers democrats to become
president of the United States to
the great harm and personal injury
of over 100000 loyal ce-holders
of the republic. And more. You
have caused anger, hatred, ill-will,
curses and maledictions to spring
up and live among the hitherto
united republican family of this
country. Your advocates have de-
Tended you with great zeal and abil-
ity. Indeed, such zeal and ability
has never before been known in the
history of presidential campaigns
in these United States. AS the ju-
ry, however, have recommended you
to mercy, make your sentence as
lenient SIS the law allows. 1t is:
That you, Grover Cleveland, be con
fined at hard labor within the walls
of the white house, in the city OF
Washington, District of Columbia,
for four long years, from the 4th OF
March next ensuing. And may the
Lord have mercy on your soul.
"Bring in Tom Hendricks"
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Repeal the Law.

The first duty OF the legislature,
after organizing, is the repeal of
the railroad commission bill. The
Savage ticket, which stood for the
bill, has been overwhelmingly re-
pudisted. Over $4,000 voters treat
ed the thing called political rail
road regulation with contempt by
refusing to put the names Of either
set OF candidates on their ticket.
The majority of those voting for
commission ers really voted for the
repeal of the whole concern. Out
of total vote of 25S,00O the Saw
age ticket got but $4,000, lacking
$4,000 Of half! If the Legislature is
not directed by the people to wipe
out this nuisance then there is q
universal Misunderstanding of the
peoples word expressed in the bal
lots.--Chattano0ga Times.
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SbbuCcS.
Persistent insomnia is one Of the
first signs of insanity, and hence
should at once call for treatment.
As men advance in life maps in the
day time become very useful. /
know one BRAIN worker who takes
two or three, and also sleeps well at
night. If New York could have a
incoming and our business men
could recruit their jaded nerves by
''kind natures sweet restores" there
would be less drinking, but as they
have no time for this they keep
themselves up by the bottle, and
then often lay awake at night from
the excitement caused by intoxica-
ton Sleep being our great necessi-
ty, l offer these suggestions to such
of our readers as may find them of
service. AS a general rule people
should sleep all they can. The
most noted victim of insomnia was
Horace Greedy, whose intense men
tai labors and anxiety during that
fatal presidential canvass led
through loss of sleep TO insanity,
and then came a genuine collapse of
an oYerworked system which soon
found reliefin Observation-Disclosures
er's Brothers Letter.
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Feedinr Cattle.

Morgan & Hopkins have made a
departure in feeding beef cattle
which is quite new in Pulaski.
The plan they have adopted, while
it is as cruel as that of mailing the
feet of geese to the floor, is said to
be the fastest way of fattening cat.
tie. They built long shed which
is cut up into stalls and the cattle
are so confined in these stalls they
can scarcely move and can only
lie down with the greatest difficulty.
The head of each cow is fastened
between two perpendicular bars so
it will move neither to the right
nor to the left. 1t has play up
ward and downward, however. All
the poor candidate for the butchers
shop can do is to stand still and
eat and grow fat. There are about
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1884-12-18

Mr.. Leslie, when he began the
work Of land commissioner for
South Carolina found that his time
was frittered away by idle callers.
Walking down the street one day a
well-dressed female in store can9ht
his eye, and wondering why the la
dy tarried so long, he approached
and discovered that the figure was
a dummy. just here an original
idea struck him. He was sure that
no one, at least no southerner, would
attempt to interrupt him while he
seemed to be talking to q woman.
If a quick-sighted New Yorker
could mistake a dummy for a lady,
why should not other people? No
sooner thought than done. The
figure was made and placed in his
Office. Leslie worked with his back
to the door and his face to the fig
ure. People came and looked and
waited and walked away. The thing
acted like charm, and her expen-
diture for calico, buttons, hooks and
eyes, and chignon were amply re
paid by the saving in the valuable
time.
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Some Modern Maxims.

There's many slipper 'twlxt
mother and son.-Boston Times.
"a husband at home is worth two
III a saloon.-Whitehall Times.
It's a wise calf that knows it's
own fodder.-Washington HAtehet.
The calf sees no beauty in the
flower that is rot fit to eat.-New
Orleans Picayune.
The farmers motto: "Mind
your rye.'-Williamsport Break
fast Table.
Motto for crazy quilt manufactu
rers: BLESSED are the piece-mak-
ers. Chicago Sun.
It's better to have loved and lost
than never to have escaped az all
Yonkers Statesman.
Motto of the cornet player: San
high for an high and a..tont for a
toot. Washington Hatchet.
AS the the twig is bent the tree is
inclined; as the switch is bent the
youth will mind.-Chicago Sun.