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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04

Die befaunte 8flan3e lit tpe9en i0reS retz
Sen0en i6arfen gei0nta6S fit iid allein
oLs SaIat ober ols 5Sutbat All 6ieiem nit
0te6t DteG gei6GBt. SShr Nl6alt tit iebr
Iet6t, 0o ite init teoem @aytcnbooeG Dorlteb
nirnntt uno feline beleuDertn &nipritde
mddt. SobaLo es im 6riIDiabr Die g8itte7
netle 5ieinli6 bidt iii lebr fade Turden
uno beDedt iDu nur ga1S i6Dad) nit Iet6z
ter Grbe. 0eb6rig fcu6t geDattcn, 9ebt CT
I6ou lla6 81 Tagelt dlf. 9ta6 SD
3agel1 rnadbt man cine 1elte NuSiaat unb
fGbrt oamit fort, ioIange man letncr bebarf.
DaS Mbl0netoen gcl6iebt NIT Der Sbeere,
tpetl Die BfI0nSen ieDr letdt i~pur3eLu un0
0d6er let6t aus Der GrOe g"eriiien merben,
tua5 fit Die Slide ntdt tpiul6enmert6 lit.
I'm audi I'M Winter &reiie gu 6a6en,
ninmt man fade, ettua 2-3 3ou ttefe
GGitben bon beltebiger 9Guge unO 8rette
un0 flut oieIelben nit @artenerbe. 6at
man niele geebnet, 10 itreut man Den Sa5
men 0orduf, un0 int1ner 10 ot0t, 0aB Die
Groe taft 9altS Dnrilt beocGt miro, rlt0
oriiGt i'm OalI1t obne tneitere BeoeGnng
mitteIs zines 8rettdenS IN Die Groe, pelde
tQqlidD s~tpein1oL nit laueul Waiier Ooritds
tia, balnit Der Game l1idt nerl0pemnlt
miro, befeu0tet lit. @be Die 9flan8en bers
portommel1, iebt man ben &altell an einen
narmen 9rt na6e AM Ofcn. Sobalo it3
ober Die Seine 5eigeE,. bringt man i'm ans
1eniter, 100 bic 4flau;en SUIT unO Come
genieBen nib ette CUTE Tarbe erbaLten.
N(an fat %getrauite flein6ldttrt9e Sreiie,
Iogenanllte 9eftQtc nit ettOaS 9r0Beren
8IQttert, eelbbldttriae &c. Die e~ritere lit
Die bcliebtcfte unb piro bon atnbert germ
gum Sden i'll Der 8u6ita6enform i6res Sea-
mems geiGet.
Die GreIIe gilt ais ei1 iebr %seiunbes
&raut uno ioQ bLutreinigelrO ptrten.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04

ST. empfeblen lit; aud @,erite 1T ein geeia;
l1etes TItter, tpdhreltp Safer tpeliger ratbs
lam lit Die 6iibuer f~reiielt ben lesteren nur
oaTtlt, ioeln oaS ibrige Suffer aufge5ebrt
III ulb Der 6rnser fte oa3u treibt. Ser
WaaiS tit Gin gang uortrefflide8 @ilters
%fttter, bod alLein uno III Gil GROCER Wtenge
g~efllttcrt ntadt ct Die Ibiere git fett.
@t6tig lit eS nod, ben 0I6nerlt, tpenn
fe nid)t 3ur Grbe fonllnen, 5eittpeiie fIeijdls
abfGlle ober louit tbieriid)e Nabrulg, ipie
aud @rlineS bon Standardization 3ufornmen
81 taiiel. 4uf bieIe @eiie %beDanoelt, tperz
Den Die 9Ibner Den Ninter gut iIberitebel1
ul1o sur Jreuoe tGrer 8eiiBer I'LL SriiDiaGr
tDr nilBEide5 @irfeu luieoer DeQinuen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
Aper#
s. e

siebt sebIei5ten ober grouenr 6aare cine itotirs
ttte, iaftig brarae oeer nad Gsuni6 gang f9warse
Sarbe uto 5AgLei9 ben @tartS llnb bic Srii9e
Der Su3eub mieber. @titteIs bieier T.~liii9teit fanR
man bellies chez rot9es Spar 6unteI, NIB f6ipa1es
6dar fart MAIDEN, NIB oft, ~rpieruobI ni9t ilniler,
Der Gagt9ett ab0eIfsn. Sic t9ut Dem gu5f0ucg
oes j5oares GirbGlt, imb fYGnbelt eiiei f9ruaGsg
lH6 trGHFLi3eR 9Gar,puGS in eiilen ~traftiaen ttre
Sic pertrei0t S1ori gno G9uppei Nib oeu9t oieier
oor, tub BELT fat ieoe Der &opfbdft eige,tblntii9e
F~ront6eit. Sir bic DaateuzSOiIette lit bos 9tgoT
unpergIei@ItG; es ent1Glt Ipeber Del mob Serbes
itoff, gie6t Dem 6aare cit ruei@es, sI1n3eroes
sub ieioeaartiges ausfebet nao einsn 5arte!t uas
aoneriloen %SoDIgerub.
SER 6. g. @rt8er f6reiDt aus 9irbg, o.
INTERN 3. sail 1889: ,,&origei 0erbit ting ntfits
Q1nr al: dIs5;f1llen, NIB IN flirjer Set ipitcoe .t~
6lafAe BON users 6airz@t9.-; es t9at benz
@u3faHen oeB 6aares Ginbolt uNb ref neuew
9adrpub5 Rgtuor. Wein appf 1T iebt nit trdftig
metot'1oet &nure be5edt, itnb il bin ttber5e's9ts
6at q Sat} tabL rdrs, pern Id SBr @!ittet ni9t
at6~25ittt BGtte."
3. 90. @oipen, Cioent6iinfet Scs W1c@rs
thur, (CQio) GnqHirer, fagt: ."&per,s
0air>8iQor 1T ein ousgeSeiDnetes NrGparat fir
bdS 0aGr; tlIo t) ipret1e aus eisner Grt1Erlll9.'
IS fDrbert bus 26d5Sthim ieaer SGdre, itrto 8tebt
ibltelt GlGi5 ulo &8ejbbeit. &r4 iite Elm t;DereS
Dtittet ge9el Sd)uppel. 60 melt treite S]eitlltltiB
reh9t, Bat e5 tets yi poaiter 8efrieNi8urg geroirft."
SER Wn9us Iair6oirr, 9irettor be5 bes
rii6lnten S1ottiiben Gdnger1or5 Sic SaniLie
8airbairI' forfeit aus 8oitp II, 9t0ii, luternr
6. Teh. 1880: set nteil 1Qar anfi18 6ilr3 eiilen
~geUiien Giiberideil bei g8edieI ait5u5eigelt, oer
sic ~flitGtigc i3cit berDorbrin3t, ge6rau0e i'd
@Der'S @Girz@ tGor, uitb Is bat MID III her
Stouo geiett, Gin iH8eno!j9es atns1eDen jt eeipabs
reu eil ~t!nlitonh, 1ust0er fir 4rcoiger, 9teoner,
5NauIpieler, furS ieoen. bet f1 ben &l9en oes
Gmbiifums disie9t, pol Geoeuttr9 lit"
Trau Z. 81. @resco Oft f&rci6t pors st. 10. GTrt
a., G9drIeStoDn, so q H., nnterln Il. @prit
1880, ipie fol3t ,,&nr 5mei S1brelt Derlor t1
~Enaefdbr sIDei 0rtttet ineiNs5 '9oQre5. G5 pers
~ntinoerte fib i0nea, ll1,6 ia 8tjg roi9 or &ahlbett
~eltqcaen. 5o5alb i'd Mper's 6~dttzStgor
au 9e6ralbet arfing, b5rte bo9 Qusfauet auf. Aeue'
9nare ipu6ien berpot, iito III crr9 eiietI 9toiot
mar mein SopF mis- furjeR &a0reil 9dn3 heoeGt.
Niein &acr fu9r fort 5u irafie1 iuro lit Nun 10 gut
,uiepor hem N~lisfoGeI. So pnnote regelrtdbt9 tur
cine BlaIds bsS @igorS ert, lett o5er gebfali9e
iD es gele9ettIt9 jur Iotlette."
ggir baset bunberte pcn dbnyiGen 3en8niFen fir
bic 8irtiamfeit Don u Il er's 9~airs9i8or. Der
oLoba @eriu4 bebt aleH 3peifeL Git ieinem @ertb.
3ubereitet Don
9r. 8. 6. aber & Co., 2nDcG, Maf.
Jn alIcn 2Ipothefen 81 haben.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
8ferOeacfntrre.

I'm baS 9fieu1en5 uub 0eoerSeu9 in ben
8feroeItdaen gegen Sic 5erit0renoe 8trfung
Der bort eitpidelten 9lmmoniat0itnite gu
betpabren lit eS enpfeblensipert6, Der sum
Befetten 0es 2eoerSeuge8 an5utpenoe1Oet
9eoeri6miere cine tleine Wcnge @lDcerin
ausuieyen, tpoour6 O~aslelbe itetS in gutell
uno geihmetoigeu 3uitanO erlaIten miro
uno lonlit aud lGngere 3eit a%uso0uert.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
GtaUIirt fett 1851.
Henry SChOeHkopf,

93u. 2oS-234 ct StaiiootpD=S trdDF'
Spiiben 6rnnftiu nn6 D~tartetz StraBe,
offerirt IN ieiniter @aare:
GGte,t Saba= I'm .. W;uffa=enffee,
91ue Gurteri BON grin tt uno i1tpntse1t Sbees
Sraus. Gauilas( tofoIa0e MMO GGC1p,
GouDeniirte SdJl9 Ell cgrtite),
&iebig's SSlciidzGrtratt,
Gd31ceiSer &tuOcratcbI,
HtaIienifalc NgnfaYoHt ttto ysttosln,
yenc STRIFE, GriinferY n1O &ttIeNs
STRAITS. @rbScn muo Ghnnspi JtIonS,
Octr0GRctc S6,I0Gtmuse (YSiE}c),
@cutfd,cS 4SGuier=Hecbt ttuO &6rtoW eItttebIt
NctsEtetI tltso &r0fcMiHc1l,
ScntI d. ct92eohV ,SStitiitcI Il. " ad)bol0etbeerets
sssWetId d cltna1a. SsGtl0rtHcn Gantens
@ctrDGn. 9iraei, &itiGleS ttHo @CtoetbeetenS
Site u!so 1tttere Ne'loct1,
Wr:taeiiea S9atniH5 ;rO Snb6ttttSbtoo
GdDtcS WobuDl unO SItSenII,
2cMfiG)en SSimtbccrinft 1Yo ditIef. cStt9iuet,
0GIten 9SteIcubowia rGp GcLbcs 2SaGlss
Git1etOnrfeF cent R;lO XteiueIia,
Satsbur1cr Stidttuge tSn 9Senuam9ett,
Oer0ud1erte ttuo tr@tiiirte ".ate,
SaliIarOeuen 1tno GarDcuel=YSutter,
Gorluf Sramter=slnd d. nUieS Ntto StO6NiG,
g1fi. SRtDires tiIso &1utar,
son. 1iitd,Mer %s6rin0e,
Gtroebtr0er 0nuSteber=Q aftefet.
SRI elm ttnS @ofhacg @eberwurit,
03raWMS altueigcr &crpelatipurit,
(SdIfet GSntutcntbaIer SS6Se,
4s1riict Sd)MMpitabG6 po: &of5cf IN 3nbTe
9eMfldIe Gpiuar00er, s~clSiGuhe,
@ues 3n cen b~iui8iten &reieu.
Henry SchOSllkOPE
bift.f1itnfp Wholesale s. Retail Grocer.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
Oil hns 8nhlifnnli

8crlangt ia nur q D IN abs unb a6tet
6urauf baB Der gtarte vRabnao" ii9
nut benz getauften Nrtitel befin6et.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
RaNman's reengtresOe 1tuees
Goufommeue Purgau5et, Gin6ernbe 9tb=
fubrrritteL, Dirten obne G9merS
tets 3uperldits nnb notiirli6.
Sin uegetab!liide8 GriaBmittel fit
Galomel.
SaS Ha66ttee &ebcr= 1ttS 8o4euz
0tifteL.

96uig ebns B.igeidmad, elegant nit Iiserr Sor, alas
sirt, p~HratIenb, regnlireno, r~einiaene unb f~rGftfQenS.
HIao2Bnn'S %tueH sur 6eitung aaer Dtaeenz, Yes
ber>, 9ebuTme5, Giercn> uHb 8taienleiSen, 8erperfranfs
beiten, Sepi0eb, 6ortte;bisfett. 8eritopiuns, llnuer5aus
Ii9fcit, 0yspepiie. gouenteioer, ffieber, unterleibsertz
slnoune, SdnorrbOiben uub uuerSt6runsem Der @inqez
wsioe.
8sin pssstobiliia, feline epur pom Decrtrr, 9eis
uerotien ODER i9dbliben Drosuen.
Diau beoGte ~iol9enoe Spmptore pom Rroufbeis
ten Der 8a0uuupgs orgdne: Berltopfuns, innetlide
6dmorrboiben, gLutwdlurg mad benz Sopie, Sdure i'm
atdgen, ~lIebeItstt, eoobrennen. Gtet Dor Dem Gfcn, Utas
geunriden, iaures Nuiitosen, finfenbe ODER bebenbe g1u=
p%iinouug in Der Wiager3rrbe, 4tbenIor9teit unb
Ntbenlocidpcroen 6ebeu oc5 6er;ens, eritifenbes
GefHbt bctm yieeer, 6leden oOer Tlore Dor ben
aHsei. SieJer unb Sumple z bmer;en i'm 8opie, gtonqeL
an ars0lnitnug, selSe6 arsle5en Der 5aut NIB 6rr
ausen, Seiteniteden. Sdmerjeu in Der 8rut uno in
ben GLteeerr, pl6gLtde Anwounus Don 6tse, 8rennen
kes Steii6ts.
.<:a:ge 0ofen BON Il a D T p'S 8ilIen perbeu ben
S6rper Don allen n6eugenarnten Srdutbeiter bercten.
0rciS % Gents ole S9aGteI. Set
2tpotbefccts St bebcn.
Wtau IeSi p8abr unb TaGi6."
Won iG,Ge cine Sriefntorte on Gobwap
6 o., 90. 80 Borrenz, @de Der G9ur9s
Ctr, 9tep Yorf.
w seIe6rlIne. TauisnO' BON Dollars pertb, wirb
boIIr 3useiAift rperoen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
Sarsaparillian ResOIvent

tit ntat Hnr cine aussI.ibenbe 9lrsuet, fonberm f9ert
sGHsea Crsanisuus 6e 6drnonie Der suuFtionen her
u1D licfcrt ben StutseiGBen eiuen 1etren uuo geiunben
Etrcul Henen 2ebenS.
@enn man oas SoriGpotiutan Glide Sage sebrouGt
sdt, 10 DirO
Ste SnMt
slor un5 '66a. Tiunen, St5bIatteru, ibuarse sIeden
unb &usI9Ldse Reroeu U%ertrieben, 9SunSe1 nnb Gez
i4wire balo sesettt. Seer an S%frofeIn, 9ugenz, Wnnbs
Cbrens, Sein5, @at5z uu0 OrnienzAusi9ldeeu ietbet,
ole i9 in 6clge nngegetlter 8raHfbetten ODER oes Ges
6rdudes Don YtertIr 0oer dSenbem Sublinact d~naehduIt
uub ausgc6rettet bnbert, bari it4 uuT bic Seilune ncrIois
;c1, DenR bag SdriaporiatGH 10 LANCE se5rau9t utro,
ScB ss etrer @itfotut QIf ben Gr9ontsrnus ma@t.
@ine 6iai&c Don 5ieieut entbdlt ng=br oirtionle gr:s
aeiltoiit ais le6es ar0ert Dttttel; etn SDeet5fel Don oiez
iea1 bat loon GStrturg, uoeegeH man uon an6cren Daits
tetn ianf> bis iebsmot 10 uiel brou3t.
Sic Stef1e etttett 9oAor.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
9oS eittSiee S0taerSeaz
3cs41ati&te6,

9nS einSi9e g0tnet5enz
SesIatitte6,
6as auotnblifli9 bic i9refti6iteng 9nnerSeu itiut,
Gnt3ltounqen unb BlutGmDrd1g hilbert NIB Dtes
feLbei beilt, oh Iie tull. in bcr 2un9e, tntNed9en, ben
Ginqc,pcioe1l, Den 3riIIen ooer a16eren Gr9diteI
o%uftreteu, rpeltrl man eS ei1mGL berlugt, u10 spar
Sn elmer big 3tuan5ig MIinnten.
GIet6ute[ mic crop be SGnrerset ou6 ieiu mos
oen, bic an &he1tmdtismuS 2etoetben, bic SettldScz
Tioen, bic 9crfrippelten, bic 9terp6ie1, bic an 9iers
uenpeb ooer anberet 6runtbette1l yet0eIoen tDeroen
bur9 bic gtnlre1lbung Doll
RadVvay's Ready Relief
duf oer Stelc &irberun9 erlan9e1.
Grtsii.aaMig Der 9Sieren, Giatsittcttn9 oeE
EIafe, &ebGrutzG ntSIubrEg. Sulqemz@on9eltiou
!6srsttopicu, 5pitsrtlde 4riGue, S1dlne. 8atorrb,
Troit5eaien, eriiorene Gltencr. Ncrpolttdt, Sdlattoigs
felt, 6litrpeb, 8ruitz, 9titden> ooer SlteoerifmerSet
Guetihun9eu. @eritaudunsel, Sranolprnoca, faltes
NIB tiBt9e5 Sieber,
Die gnnenouug unr Ready Relief on ben Geis
eenoer Sbetien uerl5o1t an9enbltdlt3e ~Sttberuns unS
GrIei9terune.
GreiBis bis icd5is Gropien in elm tteines ealus Baler
.heilen in penieen 1u9enoLiden Srdripie, Deo9emldure,
SobbrenncE, biltoles Sopjpe5, 0tcrrboe. 9tnhr, &oltt,
SIdhauoefr urb dHe tntrerliben Sd}merSet.
9teiienoe iouter imrner etne SlGlbs pou Rad ways
Ready Relief tel nd tra9er. Nent9eEroDieno ouon
IN A9aGer eetbuu, beugen u1er BEN Sruutbetteu uno
odrnit perttiipitsr Setoeu, bic aus Dem Gebrord5 rrgez
rpohuteu Erintpaicrs %eHtlebeu, uor. Us lit Elm 6clierer
StInuIaut ais SranSbrauItpeiu oper 8itIere5.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
RAILWAYS
"SarSaDariIIian ReSOIVent,''

elm Sei(urittet, beTen geftcu6tgetIe auBeroroertIi5 mebis
siuif6e giaenidoftea Ba6en, lpsTcttttd sur Ieinisung,
6ettune, &ieoe-herIteEHng Ens &rGftigun9 os nte0er9es
5rodenen unD erid5pi,eu 65rpers, bas etne 9net[e,
augenebme, it9ere SsbaHotuug uwb oduernbe
0eiIu1s ae1pG5rt.
G(eiaUicl ME bos 2sioer DeiEen mag, % Strofe[n,
S9winoiu1t, SDp5itis, GeidDiirc, @inoc, Gei6patile,
@9peauNaen, 9tole ONer G~oI3tuB, ~2uneenz, Niereuz,
GleieEz. @ebdginutters, Seutz, Sebers, Nto9euz pber
llntsrteibStrant1eit, dIonii3er 06er confttutioEeIcr
Irt, es Silt fist i'm 8Lute, petdes bic ab9eriss
zen &Acite eriest uno iene Oreaue un6 bic uerbrou9ts1
a6rperge5e5e r~eparirt. gSelm oos Stut ~un9eiIu6 lit, 70
tam itin Observation-Disclosures fein eeiIR6es iefn.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-02-04
DIR, RAILWAYS
SarSapafi|Iian ReSOIVent,
her groke 8lmtretnteer&

S1ei1es Slut md6t geiuu6ss T[eii6, frdftiss
SnoGeu unb cine flare Saut. @snn 3u wiGit,
baB Gein 6teii9 felt, Define Snoden seIuito un6
frei pom Gno9cnfraB un0 9eiu &ei1lt l6on Iei, 10
osbrnitdfe
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
a Wonderful Machine Gun.

y Philadelphia inventor, Hiram S.
Maxim, the inventor of the system of
electric lighting bearing his name, has
invented Il machine gun which fires GOO
shots Il minute from Il single barrel. The
gun with its tripod only weighs l2G
pounds, and is arranged in such Il way
that the force of the recoil fIom one
round At the moment of firing is utilized
and forms the motive power for loading
and firing the next round. The cartridges
are kept IN canvas belt seven yards
long, in box under the gun; you insert
one end OF the belt in the gun, start the
firing and then can train the gun rs YOU
choose while the discharge proceeds me-
chaucaily.
\ new belt can he attached as the old
one becomes cmp;icG. The barrel is sur
rounded by q water jacket TO prevent it
from becoming heated. Ii the man work
ing the gun should be killed, the gun
would go on firing mechanically till the
cartridges were exhausted unless some
faulty cartridge interfered. Gen tainly q
machine gun which one man can work,
and which fires ten shots second, is
something important in murderous dis
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
The Horse.

In Il paper on horses in the Wesfeyu
Rural the remark is made that the Nor
man or Ptrchcron horse, and, in fact, all
of orr imported horses, are Orthy of the
fame they have achieved. They are good
horses, and suc!, vast improvement upon
The common horse that they cannot help
gaining in favor. An idea which was
formerly prevalent, and which is not yet
obsolete, was that the hcaYy horse was
sluggish and awkward in movement; and
ut first We dad horses that furnished some
ground for such an opinion. But the
average Norman of to-day is not slug
gish mover by any means. III fact, they
make iirSt-rate drivers for all the driving
that farmer has to DO. Lighter horses
for general driving may be preferable,
but no one need hesitate to purchase Il
team of our imported horses for fear that
they will not DO more than creep on the
road. Their walking gait might be i'm
proved, but that is true OF all horses
Somehow, people do not appear to appre-
-ciaic the value of fast walkers, and do not
realize that they hose time ana money
through slow walkers. But We believe
that more attention will be given in the
future TO breeding fast-walking horses.
The Norman can be Improved in that di-
rcction Is well IS any other horse.
Mrs. Daniel WeiGhcr, New Baden,
Texas, WAS cured OF severe Neuralgia by
st. Jacobs Oil. the great pan-curc.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

y passenger over the Richmond, Fred
cricksGurg & Potomac Railroad relates
the following: "Thc ears were passing
over trestle, and just in front of me sat
IN old colorcd woman, who showed great
alarm, and, rs it afterwards turned out,
imagined that the whole train Of cars was
flying through the air. 1t was not many
minutes, however, before the cars passed
safely over the trestle, and as soon as they
struck terra firma, the old woman drew 4
sigh of relief and exclaimed i'll re Deum
tone of voice; THANK the Lord, she's
lt''
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
Western Maryland Railroad.

Trims leave and arrive ut HtZcrstywn ~ 10
low.. Oh AM after sunday. october y. 1851:
DEPARTURES.
For Baltimore, NJ ~ and H.JD n. M. y;
Depot 2 u and ~ y. w. arriving ut ilZ) a.
~ - a M, .. 10 End ~ y. m. 80
For ShippcnsJurz. al O.D and n.Ua M ."
D. m and on sundays nj slJa. IN. ana 3.oJ D. Ne
arriving at s.gJ a. III .L.LIaDda2l y. m. -.
For WllliaInsPOrt at S.SDa. m. l2-iI, 30, aI'P'
III.
ARRIVALS.
From baltimore. ut 7D a. m. and IZID' I'"'
From !.,iD3ensburg, at so 5. m. 3.2' and ."
Prom wiliams2Ort. at ~, ll.Ij u. IA. and ID
/. ". IIODD. General Manager
H. IL GaIsgOLD. General Ticket y ssnt-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

One Of the many amusing stories in
which prince" John Van Buren, figures
rs hcrot urnS on droll feat of his of mis-
quotation. The "Prince" once accepted
I'm invitation to address 4 large gathering
of Sunday school children, and in the
course Of his remarks undertook to enter
tain them with the story Of Jacob and
Esau. Midway in the narrative he was
aware that lis coat-tailS were being Wig
orously pulled, and half turning his head
10 find out the trouble he WAS met by this
exhOrtaiion from the friend in his rear:
For goodness sake, John, cut it short
and sit down; you're getting the hair on
The wrong man.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

"TheSe iiremen must he Ii frivolous
set, said Mr.. Spillikins, who was read
ing paper. "Why SOP" Il read in the
paper that after the fire was under con-
troi the iirrmen played all night on the
ruins. Why didn't they go home and go
to bed, like sensible men, instead of romp-
ing about like children?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

SOMETHING WORTH KNOWING
Nearly all disease owes its origin 10 the
impure state of the blood, and the nervous
eyslem. The Seven Springs lrOn-Alum
Mass is just the remedy to correct such
disturbances. Ii pnrifies the blood, gives
tone and energy to the nerve forces, aids
The digestion, ana corrccts disorders of
The stomach-rclicves and cures sick and
nervous general debility, dys-
l.rpsia, throat, nasal aud scrofnlous aiiec-
tons. aud is considered almost II specific
tor female complaints, uterine troLbleS,
and chills and fevcrs. Ask yonr druggist
for it--or write Landrum * Litchticld,
Abingdon, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
VERY f.e,nurI,nb,c s,ccoxorv

Mr.. George V. Willing, OF Manchester,
Mich, writes; "My wife has been almost
helpless for five years, so helpless that she
could not turn over in bed alone. She used
two bottles of Electric Bitters, and is so
much improved, that she is able now to do
her own work" Electric Btters will do
ali that is claimed for them. Hundreds
of testimonials attest their great curative
powers. Only fifty cents q bottle ut j. G..
G;USon'S.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

Smiilikins is the meanest man in town,
and when a baby was left in Il basket OH
Johnling'S steps the other night he said :
"That Johmling is an awfully lucky fell
low" Lucky" calculated Mr.. Great
heart, whom lie was addressing; "what
DO You mean:" why" said Smllikins,
"that basket was worth forty cents"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

y mcndlcant approached Il West Chcs-
ter man on the cars the other day and
said: Dear sir, have lost my leg" to
which tie West Chester man replied, as he
hurried away: My dear friend, have
nor seen anYthing of it,"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

For scrofula, syphiltic disorders, thin
and watcry blood, sluggish liver (indi-
Gated by poor digestiOn), weak kidneys
indicated by urinary sedimentSl, diseased
mucous membrane indicated by both
nasal and urinary catarrh, inflamcd eye
lids, etc., use DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla. 1t gradually rebuilds
Il broken down constitution and restores
robust health and strength to every palt.
No other remedy equals Il.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
FOR SALEM SUEpIlhKDSrOWN BY
G. . / II q ID q + =

GnID iDr the working e. as. Send 10 cents Tor
hill n po,;agr, and We will mall YOU tree roya',
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put YOU In the way of NJ King more ~ 'n'y In
irw days than you ever tbOnght possible ~ ~
business. Capital not required. We viii Start
you. You can work all the time or 10 spare time
only. The work IL universally al pied 10 bpth
sexes, Young ard oil. YpucIn easily earn from
80 cents 10 s. every evening. That all who want
work may test the business, We make this unpar-
alelled offer; to all who are not well Si'hrd We
will send 81 To pay for the trouble Oi writing MS.
Full particulars, directions, &C., sent Tree. For
tunes will be ode toy thOrU who give their whole
time 10 the work. Great succrss absolutely sure.
Don't delay. Start now. Address SriNsoS * Co
Portland, Maine.
Coed Paw COr agents. siOO To sfOo prr
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FnIaou. n,.d D,clsiNc unttirs al tbsNo th
Write 10 .. a.. Jlcsu rtIy q Co.. i1!lAdv'pai4, ia.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

She-"So Mr.. bricks is elected, after
ALL" Ie-"What bricks? 2" She-"Why,
Mr.. Henry bricks, of Indiana" He
''Oh, you mean Hendricks, cont yOu:"
She-"Of course; but don't think it is
polite to call such uice old gentleman
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

When remedy has proven itself to be
Il cure for consumption and perfect lung
rcstOrcr, il should be kept in every well
regulated home. We refer TO DR.. Wistar's
Baisam of Wild Cherry, a single dose of
which will cure an ordinary cough or
cold. y few bottles will cure consump-
ton. 1t is very pleasant to take.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
Saltim,:e & oni, Ra;r,ai.

Trims on tllis road Will leave -ben -,
ENST-BOUSD
G.2.a. m.-3lb:ail train. -. MN.
iJt1a IN -Sn H. ls-.l. FOR Ere trricS' ni'"
move and Wv st tions. Yi1 ri ain linr- all
~ D. MO. :, local for Wtshins'''
Baltimore.
wEEr-BOUSD.
Is9a. m.-Dwl train
i2.Gi .. MO. II, for Piedmont anu
stations. IL .,oas through Ios
E.ls y: MO. 9. a .'s III western pJinls
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

4. POPE, Gen. Pass. Azi.
Roanoke, Va.
JOSEPH n. SANDS, Gpnr sup't.
Roanoke, Va.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

NJENTHOLINE,the Japanese Headache Cure.
vi = Pocket Physician, \ Great Novelty |!
MenthOlne gives immediate relief in all ner-
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NEURALGIA toOthache, earache. rheumatism
sciatica. etc. Price &c. and 81.
lO-l7-iw BAKER & MCNURRAN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05

tnrErln wanted for the lives Of all the PreSi-
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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-12-05
Shenandoah Valley Railroad.

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