The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-04-17
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$40 to- llilissss sdSiss ssch sssspsrst-
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reply
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hs !. driven 10 - by nscsssliy.
A bssiil bisi Dost call very large,
s.ssg, siDsvy mas q prs,snesier. II
yas are snrs be ia rssvuicsior. hire
snsti.sr man 10 isssk The news 10 him,
Father. II sssr inssiosd that your
.adl.s would css. ne ~ much money.
stadssi. Yea; ss6 1 = dsut study much
either
sOh. Professor exclaimed sentiment
a Old Mr. FsLsh .ksr. during . private
.rsss recital IL her nes maslc room, dc
pin oct that sseei nai ,omica stop osee
mote
sY.s," sighed old Mrs. Guisbo. 'tLat
accident VAS lorrihls whss i read about
ii. Ii exaggerated nae % that couldn't
dccs,np..e myself for several days"
Arh,Isdslpbn man eonpsls biz giri
10 cal oaisa. every sight fer supper. and
thu. assures himself .hat hs esu shut The
house Il 10 o'ciost without locking In .
strange young man.
-Is Burmsh. an sdiisr receives sls-
phsp,s IL payment for subscriptisss; in
this country be doesn't; in . great many
Gases ~ soon ~ he stsrtA paper BIO has ~
slsphsSs on bis bssds.
-"TAs, psrrst OF mines . wosderiui
bird. said smithsrs; he cries step thief
80 naturally. that every tims hear IL ! a.
wss. stop, What are ysu all laughing ai,
sns.sy'
Your check isassvful temptation to
me. be tIelsimea, ~ ks locked admirins.
y q, her fresh young lace. "Your cheek
musi be en- awful burden to you.' she re.
piled. CHANGING at him suspicisusly.
"Nox understand, said Oldenburg
with sigh after vsinly trying 10 get
view OF the stage over the bonset 10 trent
Of him; nov / understand what they
mean by the height OF fssion.'
"a San Francisco man was recently
found dead with bottle OF water clutohsd
In hi. nsr,sless hasd. He had probably.
in . ,bougL,lsss moment. takes aswsllow
Of IL and the shock proved too much for
him.
Darling. said q love stricken typo
TO his sweetheart, DO you know why
am like the letter az" "Ne. she answered.
because am useless without H." ans
vsrsd he as he gently placed his arm
around her waist.
"A colored man came isto Galveston
newspaper siiics and waited 10 subscribe
to the paper "How leng DO you want it?"
asked the clerk. jess - long ~ II is.
boss. II IL dent At de shelves. I kin tar
piece of myself"
This 10 the season Of the year vhsn
tia average girl Games down town wearing
veil 30 thick that you couldn't sbeot .
. bullet through il and thsn gets mad ~
ssuss every gentleman friend she meets
does not recognize her Ii
--.Anst Jsss," said an sxaspsrstsd
vifs. II wish ii WAS custom for vsmss
10 trade husbands rs II is fer men TO trade
horses" "why. ny dsarf" Because IL
II vas I'd cheat soms woman drsadfully
before sundows.
How lsag have you been married.
Mrs. slovsoyr" Five years" Five
yeanl Why, you oush. to have . wooden
wsdning." Have" replied Mrs.. SLOW.
boy. slancing acrsss at the meek figure Of /,
. mas trying 10 hide behind . newspaper: /,
had that whss ! vas married" ID
Yes air." said Ii pslitieiaa 70 The !
caucus manipulatsr. "ths ONCE should
seek the mas. and NO. The mas the Office . ;
Exactly" remarked the o. N. "Rnt 10
this case vhss the sfiics starts out 10 seek
the man" Yes, sir Il vast yen TO
III IL - that viii ~ The nut man that Il 3
viii fad"
Nobody ever saw dead dude, Death
gees sround knocking sut old men. Dc.
srspit cid blind wsnss. helpless infants
aid feeble eripplss; but. " reckon when
Il comes TO The piscA he's kind u ashamed
10 strike dude There are huniliating
depths Of dsersdatiss from which even
death shrinks
There 10 css man At least, ia Gesrgis.
Who has reformed He he'd costrAete1
q habit II staying ont late piehis. One
night last uosk bis wife vent sftsr hin
and brought him home u the sui Of =
sLet gas. While the Shotgun policy"
is DOT 10 be commended. still IL mnst "
admitted ,Lst Il will sometimes work
great rsfern-
Tier tell a, chsrlsstos. 3. C., Of .
conversation overheard bstsess two ne
frees. ons 81 vhsm WAS follower and the
niksr an opponent Of Robert Small. sLa.