The Evening critic., 1884-01-25
OUR BILL DON'T GET LEFT,
Even IL ~ was Dull Day ut the P0-
lice CRmrI.

Even IL " Nhs n DuIt DnY az Hne L'O-
lice Court.
'rhe matinee was as dun as a church pie.
mic caught in n rain-storm," slid Bill, 40 no
laid back in tho telegraph editors chair and
looked YEARLY around tho sanctum. "But II
the lawyers can etand IL gdess Gan survive
IL. lawyer said Mr. Moore would prODably
be retained TO prosecute tho cases IN tnis
court, because the business mon who passed.
resolutions
IpdorsinE Mr.. MOsre
yesterday were going to wait ON Mr.. worthing.
ton, at IL o'clock to-day. A crowd of fellows
today passed resolutions characterlging this
delay In the courts AS unconstitutional aud
unjust TO oil these people that are being sent
cause Ohops so SLOW"
"Nery we'll, you nre not a Chiof Magistrate
yet, aud you needn't BIO 30 GLOW. What was
done at tho matinec"
"Thc nrst thing on the programme was
fellow In tho uniform VI United states sol.
der. His name was Horny SmallwOod, aud
he was charged with
AOndunt UnbecOmiux n Soldier ami
n Gentleman.
lie marched up to the dockrau and pleaded
not guilty TO tho charge OF carrying razor.
neglected TO mention his color, but tho charge
indicates that. A colOred cop stated that the
soldier complained ut tho station. houso OF ne
robbed OF $40 by q girl, and on searching him u
razor was found. He proved that no had corns
Ind needed n razor and got of on hin porannal
bond. Lotile Cogswel was arrested for stoal-
Ing the soldier'e money, ana he marched out
and ehe won't back"
"was there nothing lively in tho corporation
cases 2"
"rhere was n lively scene on D street last
evening that wound up In court today. TWAS
caeo whore Catherine Milon, who lives In n
tenement house, bad row with another
woman, and Policeman Montgomery had TO
take her In custody. She resisted and big
bloodhound that belongs TO Hunkle, tho
tailor, went for the cops throat, and he had 10
release the woman and lookout for tho dog.
Tho ~ u md hpr liltIa Oir1 " "A
there crying, ana Montgomery said when sho
fell down on her knees 10 beg her mother on,
II Touched His Heart,
but the thing had gone too far aud he had 70
take her in. Her son followed her 10 the
sialion-house md was also locked up for
cuIsing the officer. This morning the mother
forfeited $40 and the son was taxed 50. Ed
Johnson and Charles addison, for making
din IN Tin.cup alley, left SO with tho Marshal.
Richard Robinson, white man who was not
over his last drunk, got nften days.. Richard
Saunders, who came to stay. had a bundle OF
bedclothing under his arm, and was scnt
down for seven days only. Maud Raymond,
who was
The Notorious Maud Acton
once, was in the dock to-day. You know, Bhe
Is the girl from below thoA v. who roped In n
countryman TO marry her some time ago. He
must treat her well, for abe was liked up In
style. He hasn't learned her to stop cursing,
however, and she was taken In last night for
using bad language on the street. Seven days
on the Western Branch, unless the old man
Bill as An Adviser.
'Tll give you little advice, II you don't
mind. Whenever you come across coon that's
always spouting Scripture look out for him,
because he's a bad man. Thoy had an un.
ored man swore that he hadn't bought any
liquor from the defendant, and left the stand
muttering something about
DE Truth fl DE Light.'-
Now, you see, II he had been telling the truth,
he wouldn't have to fOrflfv IL With QuOtntfOng.