New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-12

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Two noble indian braves OF Arizona, namsd ocs n.
Charley nnd Short Pants made reckless by too much Ar
water Attempted tn clean out tho oco Of local mana,
Tho ncxt week tho editor described tho resut a. ,o
AT nrs hoy had tho advantage Short Pants having M,
us terrific blow Ia tho stomach. which tamporsy,,
knocked tho Wind out Of us hut soon rallied and h.
ping two forms on Gco-Up Charlcy'a head
him from tho battle Thou by skilfn man@uvrins ws
kept Short Pants from hitting again until We 90, "a
the door, when called 10 AL Bodgett to hcip IA, which
he did. The red devils In Jail. where they viii
have chance to sober up. Our loss about "a rs
Senator ingalls, sbarpencd up an old wItticsm ma
threw II at Senator Blair the other day Blair bss
habit Of walking up and down bchrd the Senator'S sea,s
with profound air OF woud-he abstraction ON hi. fsr
ana somebody asked ingalls, what ne supposed Blair va,
Flair Undoubtedly thinks he is thinins ieped
American.
In Nebraska the people are burning for fuel M.
1t Is cheaper than coal and the old topers declare
that they heard OF such criminal waste OF sood
material.
Cooking schools are becoming popular IN the West
And so yon are comfortably fixed now" plca.aut,,
remarked one lady to another
"Oh. yes; w own our homo. and arc getting alonr
very WE'LL" replied the other. ''
How did your husband make his monoyr was ssksd
"out Of OIL" the ,sply.
"Ob. Dor ing for itt'
=" No. man,
buying oil landi"
80. mann"
""speculatinsi"
On. no."
4" How did he make his money out Of H. them,
by Keeping out 0f it, Rochester Post-Gxpreyl
The Cheyenne Indians would rather eat dog thu,
venison. few week ago. Iron shirt. chief Of IN,
Cbeyenncs, managed 10 steal valuable Gordon set,e,
which belonged to English tourists and at oncs
killed and ate 1t, although. there plenty OF other
meat at his hand.
II Is now no crime In Roumania for Christiln to KIN
aJew This principle has been established at murder
trial at Berlad. Tue Christian admitted
his guilt. but pie .ded that as every Jew was tia
murderer OF the souls Of Christians. was crime for
Christian u kin tho body Of Jew This argument Sc
cured tho acquttal OF tue murderer. At lime when
outrages upon Jews are OF almost daily occurrence thu
infamous judgment Is license to murder i London
Echo
The Pctit Journal o, Paris is now said to have daily
circulation of $4,000 copies.
The Hon. ]. NJ. Dazelrs luck seems 10 have turned.
Ills father gave him large farm In Pennsylvaas and
property IN the city III OskaioOsa iowa s, Dal prtc.
tisos law at the old stand ia Caldwell nothing hal
happened. caldwell tO.) Journal
An intelligent American on being asked what was N,
tendency OF the Ncw-Engand liquor laws prohibiting
the sale Of Intoxicating drink to all except bona nds
travellers. repici mat they ten lei % considerable
deal OF bona lde travelling. "lGasgow Evening Times
Mr.. Cable and "MarK Twain are making go much
money by reading selections from their own writings
that many other Dors arc about einosrkng in lis
business. We nave no objection but ws fear famine
IN the egg market viii be tie result lNorristown
Herald.
thirtecn.ycar Old girl came to Chicago SUNDAY
school the other day drunk.
gentleman. the Of q I.bcrel Member Of Parl,-
nen IN England. riding recently Strttirri-on-
Avon when lie overlook an agricultural labOTer driving
an empty cart. Thinking the opportunity fayotAble iUi
soliciting the mans views ~ political matters, hs asked
him several questions INT iulnd little cDeonri scmrnt
DO yOu IN for politics about here T. he at Last asked
in despair No." said the msA { / be goln for drAir
pipes" The opponents the nsw Franchise bill enjoy
ths very much. Il Troy Times.
Most people will approve OF the suggestion contalcct
IN the tnuoving rhyme:
II T. but a step oh
Down 10 the lcp-Dh
The way l. lutte sleep-Oh
That pais 10 the iurlOie
Slipped on etaie-Uh
just the hny pom
IN stDe neat the lee rrt
lDuEht ihs siinll tta ioh
,ipihens tH pbh ihn aliailpnt
we'd Better heherUiih tall y s'slies,
Tan ,hausana ienf afs shat annually - Tho netld
hn, es rst VI which a,e eA eh 10 Tia e,eipa aH 500
people ~ the iilehlAnt biphs
A Nebraska ieais IA National eAlesllies this isw
EDilnnpg has 4 pai whph has tho hpNl ahl tsis ~
,uuiu-ntMrUtii Milinf VEST iuiRi has IH VITA lM
hnal at us and tbs tail ~ CALI t'lslng tnY hs nj
vita iva mouths and three efesi Anth inhp si hh,
pGi ALLIGATOR that works lGrnshtllnli ims hulphahl
al NOrs has u cat whpn adopted hyo prIhan rahhi 50
tender age Iecumseh has dunhin pig o the nianes
twin pattern. ana there Is pig with trunk lihn 40 elo
phant at iiaGe Mills -lPlalIsmoulh lAeD) Journai,