Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-11-27

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Changing aeascns.
So more q fseasyArd rsstir seaf. ar b ~
gArden ga1e. as
WIN 'ssss. over : e. !: "a - .ad -. I'm u.
These frosty nights wiu drive - n0w
inside the u1nsion wkere
Once more the sefAIl k4ye g sad :
winters xear and teaf- .JsA9e.
ro-DAY,s Tragedy.
A smile on the asentess crowded peeh.
The pleasure thaf waiEx and Wine can
An hour of weakness; ! si.y q wrath:
The river the morgue; and tie Posters
Field.
The PARTING Or srM16En-
FIoxerIess and chin the winter slrawssA
Closed are The bright .nd frasr.at M
which made
Cherries we take our way, but sos afraid
VIII there NOT be more roses-by nnd byy
THE GREAT NEW TELESCOPE
Preparations are being made at the
obser rvafory on Mount Hamilton. 50
miles southeast from San Francisco, for
the receptions OF the great Lick reffact-
of hard trap rock have been removed
for this purpose. and work ID being
carried ON for the erection Of . dome
IS feet in diam ter To shelter the tele-
scope. The Lick refractOr will have .
clear aperture Of three feet. the great
flint glass disc !0r the lens b 81 l8
inches acruss, and eight tons ~ cnAl
were consumed in eastinG the vase
mass OF dawless crystal. which cost
SO, 900.
JouRxALrsTrC.
A Printing Once Towel suddenly
Boiled Over one day and called out TO
the Stnve:
Land. alive. but when were you
BiaekesI Lastef'
aAnd when were you Washed Last?
let me Humbly inquire" sneered the
Stove.
..The Elit.r uses ysu ior : spIttoon.,
And the Apprentice uses you fnr =
Mop.v
You are Cracked in dozen placesgn
And can Count Twenty Holes in
youi''
tn Levy ON the Entire Outfit- and the
Standing Galley hesvesl Deep Sigh
and Obs ryed:
MORAL:
-Recrin,inasion Never Helps BAd
Mntter.n
THE sUPKRLATrvE DEGREE.
The xadsIest sound in New York ID
the hammering OF beefsteAk every
morning in . boarding house.
The sadti. st sight in New York il .
little CIR! and an old wnman quarrel
ing over an ash barrel.
4. g.. 4
the president Of the St ck ExrhAnge.
The saddest statue In New York is
that OF Telegraph Morse In the Central
Park
The most interesting plants are the
drosera or sun dew aud the Venus n.y.
trap of North Carolina. that reverse
the usual order OF things and Hive on
animal food
The mnst ..advancedD insect In the
world is the female spider that, imme-
diaieIy after marriage. devours her
husband
The most virtuoas animal in the
worsd is the fr.,g that oufeloes the
famous Roman tribu ne, and lives In q
glass body.
The animal that causes the mat fre-
quent mistakes il the mule, from llis
cipse resemblance to 20 many Of our
friends.
THE DEcATUR EUEL.
.Conmsdare Stephen DerAtur fell
this day In \ Luel, having kiIlest five
men in the same way himself. He
sware siaanlefully at the doctnrs while
dying. because they c0nld not extract
the fatal ball from his bowels. He ID
called by the Nafi0ual lntslIigencer
ONE OF the bright stars Of Columbia,
set foreverD and the country u suns-
nloned to mourn for him. The presi-
dent and the heads of aeparfments,
with military and naval Ulcers and
citizens. walked i'm processisu 1t iis
funeral Tie laws Ds heaven xssd earth
an this sui,jrct are here quite iHsulted
by common consent. A lady Ut this
districs, hearing that her husband ~as
goue To fight duel fifty miles on. sent
an express charging that he should te
brought isauae d corpse rather than
disgrared III IL rule here always to
take ski1lful aim. and II one party
chooses to reserve his fire he may ~
up and si1Oot the afIstf II he does not
beg for Lis lIfr. A Kentieman once
wnuIi not beg IL. but the other said: III
yoar lifs. il nut warth asking for it Il
not werth fasing. and 80 fired in the
air From tise Diary of IN Enxlish
Traveller In America tlS22) qu0ted in
the Enqaivsr.
Cure EsF Files.
PIIEs are frequently proceeded By sense
Df weight I'm the back, lOIns ami lower part