New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-25
THE TALR or the DAR.

The farmers OF Indiana have entered upon a n,s,
campaign against the lightning rod swndlers who b,,.
been info,lng that state for time. and The se,n
will soon have to 90 another part " the country
The situation OF the Democratic party lust now a..
actlv like that of The little arkansas boy whom efn,ie
man met the way to school with his pail bi. haod
Tapping the urcln on the headtbc gentleman kindly in
quired, Well, my son, suppose You learn " rrna
school"
what Not learn to readi Then you learn to spsnr
d. Noi SPELL! Do you count"
An ms boyl What do you dol"
Wait for school To Jet out"
The Democrats are iust waiting Tor The electon "a
come on They not making any campaign. lin.
coin tNcb.) State Journal
The people Of Durham Conn. are excited over N.
rcport that the town f. built immense coal bed
and tile farmers all expect to be rich IN few weeks
me Lopdoa Adrcrtiser Of Canada offers the following
definition Of political independent with the hope ta
1t will take the reward Of $50 offered ny The Age Of
Houston and copied few days ago In TnE TRinuSE,
lie doe. NOT love things a. they are,
But knows not how tO mend EN-.
To-day he loves one party best
Tomorrow turns 10 rend en-
Ccvolands letter Of acceptance recalls the foopia,
true atory. hcre given IN ~ authentic iofmi uent
young clergyman who had luat plenrhed VEL
lrnr.' said Canning. you wcte not long NO. ~
were tedious" Ulpnel G. Bofton journal
The western shipment ~ melons from Deorgn nlssi
WIS .. 100 carloads rhls ycaflt viii not run heymi
900 cnrIoiis Tho reason given tor The dc,rras IA
t the irrl. M ths year f. 500 carload mare thshR
VITA ln.t year. and the Western railroads aro seyeNJ
criticised Ia the south for their short sighted policy
n viii he quite in order now FOR me- Eeeah3 P'ae
refer 10 Mr. Theodore Roo.eyelt ~ The hoosr'eL
rhc -ul,nuon Army cones on ~ enersctlc vy andls
uuti b. hnfNnIua 40 chow, " ms l,'thlN W+' WI
,itp li tine d, rsnu ~ flntothiu, Nta, ru WHO ~
-lsurl hrcil-e 7ue losi twenty elshl ponw-" h''h
1850 u.u.Na anil oohIdut alotd to sacrifice MOVE
cleveland Herald
tc,An- sn- maine ha,c killed nearly a0he elm nd
m,rlo shplo trrps 49, Wallnsurl. Conn
whom SIR William -ioclo liuman reads ne ne saa
nav ,,taya tbat in unutctnhy great sni sued man
uru uurt ID. hp gotta mad at he paut elbow 'oba'ee
oitn any comfort
Nio,lnj,n. which bts douHlhri anfa lha s"asrn ilia
aut b,.u aiuro tNo ah't"n 81 W." 'm'ns ,'"'', 4.
np I..s fluu .ln tfilfrt army ,u Nfa nfr hnN lpni
ir.pi There. lnia num CO. includes th'tr s'hri'a ht.
.uill, - llDuiruIhl. sruufhH -7 mhW s'i"i co. %
.a.,u,-, io u..lrnaut oa.,no.', 'J wal"E ~ 'epaA'
aui IA tist aud r.eund nuutrh"nts' lN"rf'an h's'
iatrr, Paris,
The National Democratic commiilea "hftb ENGAGE
tnr services OF the American Micro onWeh aouHA u
lonL for Cleyclunds record as % leformrr
please, To note that Senator ssuI-han, Of Dell-
~ rr ftei, more couddru th tu over or D'uici que o.
cr-. -lul-uIry ], au a.ctrt,r political ".hr,l, .
boa must list stand MIA ON hI' head i""'H''p4A
Pres.
4 new kind Of compass, has been invented by captain
Ma-nasn ana is used an the italian navy IL con-
-.-t- 3D. needle boating in water Ia a heiheE
Icay sealed ls, It's adN tutdSes are t' DO se'hs
sud cu ,nocAs bat yeds readily 10 ordinary nhueA"S
Tia. firing OF hundred ton gun ON board he vessel ~ll
not affect il.
n New York paper makes a uig fuss about cli With
[ % uui.uu head That, uotuin-; We have hundreds %
tlea right here iu this city. They Wet co. e'' ~
ike men ana generally stand on corners aud ose tie
gllls. Baltimore Day
There is a woman's prayer meeting every afternconia
SARATOGA no which the pray tor the reform ana
conversion of their r,o.on, sisters who 1--we Tor de's
Only. No conversions have yet been announced
Imma Abbott has returned with six trunks %, French
I'm and new variation OF the AhDOtt Ass.-lfAs-
aleli mia Press.
Iidy Of Philadelphia asked a gentleman the other
eyen. 30 her watch for her, lie set An hour too
fast. TIE mex, morning she WAS just five minutes an
Tor breakfast.
General Butler diln tell his hearers at Rocky Point
maj when he wa, little boy he used 10 thr"S banana
skins upon the sidewalk when his grandmother "a, com
INK LonL rne cIdggr may not Do ude, Dnt slch tfoAs
are cnIlAclerisc oil hln. dis little joke Just hD" "
throw political banana skins where they Niu trp up IS
grar unother the Democratic party -,spnnghed
Union.
There hasn't been a word said about serpcnts FOR
the last TWO months. The people find General Butter
more interesting.
somebody computes that there at least 2ooo bean
tul aud wealthy Urls IN Saratoga thls ,ulct dhd Ouy
about 200 handsome or PLAN young uleh 20 aluii'
them only tuuk that Is ten girls To eich young m'''
Waterbury American.
England has 27O5O breweres and breWed 99ooo"-
600 gallons OF beer last year Germany has 2o'9o'
breweres and brrwed 100000 gallons Of beer dnrhs
the same period. These Two countries lead Europe
the manufacture OF this article.
Conn lant is made thai early marriages are pco an
common among boys ana gls III Tie east emu ~
Io,s and girls OF Twelve keep COMPANY am a. ioi IA
teen or fifteen every ladde mas Ms las~le III sni
district boy Of sixteen recently nan ieu ki,i "a
so. .e In printing Ofce I'm one District therr iuo
four married boys 1he eldest is only bn'i..u ana ~
ie III. a week: the next Is eighteen bdS thftt 1tN'
t b nnrrntccsnip still serve and Has NO chlh U,
he vonnges is sixteen. and has TO beepa vic an uns
cbtli am ia week Another boy Is known WHOSE 80
g. it,een Il Nteen and seN enteen, and he has tWoch
drrn Sill amor her Doy sixteen has one child -Fp
adelphia Record