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Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

Every good deed that we do is not only a pleasure, but prop for the future. Look at the boys elegant suits, sizes to II years, marked down from $8, $1o and $11 to five dollars. Oak Hall Norton. 85 Church straat
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

There is no fool like an old fooH Ees. there is. It is the young fool who knows everything and persists in suffering with 2 severe cold rather than take that wondexfuI remedy, Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

MT. Charles Thompson, long with D. s. GAsnneS on State street, opens in the paint and oil business for himself in the COURIER building next week.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

Hardship and toll are necessary for the development of power and strength of char acter Remember this is the season of year Church street.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
Trouble Among BIcyc1Ists.

There is trouble in the League of American WheeImen which promises to create vital dis sensions. The trouble arose from some diSa- greement between Fred Jenkins, of New York, secretary of the league and editor of the Wheel bicycle organ, and the club of Springfield. over the amount which the club should pay Jenkins for his services as referee at the tournament at Springfield last fall Jenkins said some hard things about the Springfield club in his paper and the club charge him with slandering them. Against Messrs. Ducker and Fennessy, leading members of the Springfield club, Jen- kins was especially virulent. These men have called Jenkins liar and other hard names in the World, rival to the Wheel To retaliate Jenkins sent printed resolutions to all the league clubs asking for signatures for the expulsion of Ducker and Fennessy forth with. The New Haven club side with Jen- kins. They voted at recent meeting that the s'Springfeld men do not pay their just debts.' A bugle that the local club won at the tournament has not been received yet.
 The Springfield club claim that they were put in debt by the tournament $3 ,412, and they have already paid about $2, GOO, satisfy ing the claims of outsiders first. They say they considered that the clubs could wait for prizes and that they will soon have all their debts paid
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

Instead of complaining at the world, go to work and make it better. We are doing our share by offering bargains in clothing for men and boys. Nortons, Oak Hall.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

SEE IF IT WoN'T Do. The Golden Sheaf Whlskey Is the best stimulant for weak or debilitated constitutions. It is pure Bourbon. That's the reason.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

use Dr. Wishart's Pine Tree Tar Cordial and find it just as recommended Emma B. Rhodes, Broadway Depot, Va. fl 6d1w
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
The Easte.t "Trip by . Sailing Ship

The Fastest Trip by . Sailing Ship.
 The fastest trip ever made by sailing ship from New York to Barbadoes was made by the clipper bark America, H. Trowbridge's Sons, R. w. Armstrong master She left New York January 3d, arrived in Barbadoes January 13, left Barbadoes on the 18th on the return trip and reached Sandy Hook the 31st making the round trip including days in port at Barbadoes in 2S days, thus beating the regular steamers. The suggestion has been made that hereafter mails for Barba- does be sent by Capt. Armstrong. This bark is earning national reputation for fast trips, this being only one of the many short pas- sages. Capt. Armstrong formerly was a mate on the celebrated vessel Golden Fleece, which was commanded by Capt. Rhodes, father of the gallant Lieutenant Rhodes.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
A Full Dress Ball This kvenisg.

Full OresS Dah HIS ANeAAo&'
 A full dress ball will be given at old Union armory this evening by the New Haven Bicy- cls club. The hall will be elegantly decorated. Dickerman will supply flowers and Thomas music The hallway and stairs are to be carpeted and everything done to insure the comfort and happiness of the guests. Many wheelmen with ladies will be present from neighboring cities.
 The committee are as follows: Executive committee, Fred Fl. Benton, Walter M We'll man, W. H. Halo, Robert Christie, William H. Thomas; floor committee, F. H. Benton, w. l.. Wellman, w. H. Thomas, Theodore H. Mcdonald Wilbur 0. Smith, J. De S. Brown; reception committee, Hon. H. G. Lewis. J. W. Jewett, G. H. Jennings, Dr. N. P. Tyler, A. G. Hohsnstein, E. O. Dow, Col A A. Beattie,
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

Amy Ch1Id CaR play on the Orchestrone and produce as good music as an experienced organist. Read advertisement. MATHUsHEK WARERooMs, de29tf 257 Chapel Street
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
AFractured CoIIar Bone.

Mrs. Stephen shanley, of No. 34 York street, made mis-step Sunday evening in descending the rear stairway at her home and fell a short distance striking on her back and l fracturing her right collar bone. She is the
 mother of Rev. Father Shanley, of Bridge port.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
Music Lovers

Read the advertisement of the Orchestrone, for sale at the MATHUsHEK WARERooMs.
 257 Chapel Street.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
Concert and BaI'.

Invitations are out for the 8th annual con- cert aud ball of the HOtchkiss Hose company No. l of the Birmingham fire department, which takes place Friday evening next, Feb ruary 9th, in Nathan's hall. Leininger's full orchestra and Prof. W. W. Smith, the we'll known prompter, have been engaged. This company has in late years the reputation of giving the finest as well as the most select balls ever given in Birmingham, and the committee are striving to eclipse all their for mer efforts. The committee of arrange ments are S. W. BalIantine. F. V. Crofutt, w. E.. Coastin, D. A. Hyatt, A. H. GerrinR, J. H. Younn R. A. Victory
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
Valentino Cards.

Remember you will reap what you SOW. Boys overcoats 75 cents, Oak Hall
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

To live long it is necessary to live lowly. f5 St Oak Hall Norton
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05

"Blow, windl come, wrackI At least we'll die with hGrneus on our hack n
Morning journal and courier., 1884-02-05
ROBSON AND CRANE.

An evening of hearty enjoyment and abundant laughter awaits those who go to Csrll's this evening to see "Robson and Cranes Boarding House." To see MT. Craae's antics and hear Stuart Robson's in1mitable voice, Is enough to drive away for the time being mountain loa6s of care.
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE,

A RIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS OF EgrEHEScE MAnks.
sslD,"ily: tSanday excepted. monday Excep.cd.-
Wheeling limo. 49,
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him 10 attempt something that cannot iatl
o recoil upon him in suchs manncr rs 70
double his present humiliation and mort.
PERSONAL.

Alexander selkirk and Mr.. Friday were
witnesses before the Albany Canvassing
Board the other day.
John Sherman Is already nominated by
n Cleveland, Ohio, paper for the Presiden.
tiai nomination In 1883.
Prince Bismarck never uses amy pens
save those made Of %Hooseqnills, and dries
his writing with blue sand. Steel prnl
md blotting paper he deems inventions Of
the enemy.
General i. +. Butler Is reported TO lie
applying himself with unusual earnest
ness to the pursuit Of his profession. The
number OF cases, he undertakes for rooi
persons, without charge, is steadily IN
~creasing.
b, Tho popularity Of Dickens in England Is
demonstrated by tho fact that seven OF
eight barrows loaded with copies OF t
penny edition. Of "Sketches by boz were
disposed OF in street alone III Londoi
in u few hours.
Martin Fnrquhar Upper Is living III OK
IRENE poverty IN london. Old In years
icciinin: In health, the author OF "Pto
verbal Philosophy lives deprived OF thu
luxurics and not Il few Of the necessities o
his life.
DR.. G. johnson lately told the Dritisl
Medical Association Of II paticnto OF his, d
years old, who Ind lived upon milk die
for five years. lie took Il gallon OF milk
day, but not Il particle OF other food. Thi
treatment cured him Of lIright's disease
Tho new tenor, Signor CARDINAL, ha
taken New York by storm, and iairl,,
cclipsed tho well.beloved Campanini
who is henceior.h q star only OF the sec
ond magnitude. Tho newcomer Is tail
straight, young, and as handsome u
Apollo. Why should've not succccdP
During his young ind callow days Stu
art Robinson, OF Robinson and Crane
had m idea that liz was cut out Tor nc
role parts, and essayed the character Q
Claude Msinotit. lto worried through t
the middle OF the third net and, brrakin
down, walked to the ioo,!ights and san
~ Want to be M Angel"
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A%'pnrAprrL r~noruEcY4
How tho Moon May bring tho Earth 70
H 1HT#. 1HlGt y,,,,.uu FgEH'TF8 NE

Now tho Moon May bring tho Earth 70 u
standstill.
Edre's rtekiy.
The tides arc caused mainly BY the
NOON as II were, catching hold Of the
water as the earth reyolves around on Its
axis. This must friction OH the
earth rs 1t revolycs, and friction, MS every
one knows, causes loss OF power. There
is reason 10 suppose that the action OF the
tides Is slowly but surely lcssehins The
speed OF the earth's rotation, and coIse.
Gucntly increasing the length OF thu dizzy,
and tint this action will continue until the
earth rcvolvrs on It's own axis IL the same
tins that the moon takes to rev0lve round
tho earth. Then tho day, instead Of being
twenty.fNr hours us now, will DO about
twcnty.eight days, and the earth will be-
exposed 10 the full blaze Of the sun ioI
about fourteen days at Il time.
Tho change this will bring about on tho
faccot tho earth can hardly be exaggerated
All life, both animal and vegetable, vii
he destroyed all wafer will be o~yaporated
the solid rocks will be scorclied and
cracked, and tho whole world reduced tC
u uTthIy u!u DulIcU NllhcThcsS. ~ IN Sup
posed by some that the moon has already
passed through all this, hence It's SKATER
ed and bare looking surface. That TIT
earth, being go much larger, lins more
quickly acted upon the oceans which oncy
were upon the moons surface and stopped
almost entirely its revolution round III
own axis, thus causing It to have a day
almost equal to twcuty.eight OF our days
aud the heat Of the sun has already dom
to it what III future ages It will do to The
earth.
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-T""""| 1t y 1sKVlFUHU. --|"
Leave Hellairc nt a:l0 r. n. Tor Symmetrical.
Leave BellAirc at Geo 4. w.. for Suun,eJNej1 srd
GAINESVILLE. A1rlveatB ellalrc, 9:l5A 4, u, aud5:9S PM.
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SONG OF ANlSDIANA EDITOR.
He Comedies CIcvttnnd'r Election md tie
joiccsi In liousirr Fashion.

He COnccuCh CIeStInhu's Election ana Ike
j~oiccsi In ~iiouslsr Fashion.
The Jasper (Ind.) Times Of Friday on
tains the following wild editorial:
titer %twcnty.four yearsof weary wait
ing and watching and praying, victory
comes at last. Let us, therefore, rejoice
and make merry, for the day Of our de-
liverance has come.
Let the floods clap their hands and the
hills rejoice.
Sing, shout, yell, whoop, hnrrah! Gloria
in eNccisis.
Bring out the iatted calf; let us cat,
drink and make merry. Johnny fill up
the bowl. and we'll all drink, shout and
sing rs we 90 marching round.
Roll the drum, toot thu horn, blow 4
loud blast OFT the bug}c nnd awaken the
screaming fife.
Sound the loud bazoo, jansle the merry
zingarocs, and thrill the sweet tintinabulu-
tons OF the huyag.
Sound the lutte and harp, the rsaltery
and the flute.
Ring out, sc merry bells; ring out the
old, ring in the new ring, ring, ring.
Sing, jasper, sing, and let all the people
shout and sing.
Let the bontirfs glare, the trumpet
blare; paint the outer walls and the higli-
way 4 snuguinary hue.
Let the daughters OF Dubois dance and
sing.
From Grccnland's icy mountains to Pa
toka's vcrdant strand let songs OF triumph
rise.
Rejoice and kick up Your heels, yc
burshers; and you, ye yeolncn, yell. Sing
unto the Lord q new song; sing, sing, sing,
Arise, git there, Eli, and you, Jehosa.
PLAT, skip.
Behold, now the Lord hath spoken good
concerning Democracy thanks be to Him
who hath gotten us the victory.
We're git'n ont dc Wilderness, der's no
mo- ribbers for to cross.
Play Il loud alarm on the tum-tum, and
awaken the dulcet notes OF the rub.a dub.
Sound the loud timbrcl; play skiIlfnlly
upon 4 harp OF a thousand strings.
oh, come, let US rutify, jolliiy, sloriiy,
celebrate, jubilate.
Leap for Joy, ye old men, and you 20
kids, skcdaddle.
Gloria in cxcelsis! Laudate DominuIn.
Venito cxultamus.
The year Of jubilee has come; return, We
hungry pilgrims home; a royal least is
spread.
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Local and through ,icke.s:n ,e sud via all Tho
above lines at Union Railroad Uaice, 1908 Market
street. buy your tickets there. -
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Judge ltrannon md iii. Alleged Contest.

Judge Brannon will hardly contest. Ills
defeat is too pronounced, the majority
against him too great and the expressed
sentiment oitheconstitucncy loo manifest.
The problem Of his defeat is no mystery.
He was insincere, cvasiye and c~quivocal
throughout the campaign, and his defeat
was his certain reward Called from the
obscurity Of an agricultural, non-nanu.
featuring county to make a canvass in n
district that has grown into prominence
and wealth through the fostering in
hucnces OF 4 protective tariff he found
himself in no condition to intcliiscntly
meet or discuss this great question. His
generalities and pla,itudes did not 60 at
par. His blind assertion, II am a pro.
tectionist" was not credited, because he
could give no reason for the faith within
hun. His reception in nearly every
county in which he spoke must have
been disconrasing and ominons OF de-
feat. At no point did he meet with that
generous reception orcordial greeting that
wRs accorded to General GOT.
In his own county OF Lewis tho very
best men in his own party not only cast
their ballots against him but gave the
strength OF their moral influence against
him. 1n every county giving Democratic
majoritics Judge Brnnnon ran behind, the
October vote. The cry OF fraud is s,erco-
typed ono with Judge Erannon's party
whether there is fraud or not. Ii there is
no fraud it is manufactured for tho occa-
sion. In this instance however, it will
require the exercise OF more than ordi-
nary Democratic ingenuity aud mendacity
to discover even the f~aintest suspicion of
any election frauds.
Is there any evidence OF fraud in Ohio
county, where Judge Brannon fell behind
the October returns nearly three hun
dred votes? Is there any evidence OF
frand in Lewis county, where. he barely
pulled through? Was there any fraud in
Gilmer and Braxton counties where he
ran behind his ticket? It is folly for
Judge Brannon to talk Of fraud in len
wood where he ran iar behind, because in
that manufacturing city the intelligent
w~orkingmcn elected to vote fora man who
had a record. Judge Drannon's Demo-
cratic friends in this end OF the district
have already treated him very badly, but
It is the very refinement Of cruelty to urge
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"FRozES FACTS is n purely American
expression, and one, too, Of recent origin.
1t has tho merit OF attracting attention,
and also seems 10 bear conviction oftrutl-
iulncss on its face. We make room in our
issue OF to-day, Tor n fact OF this character.
A correspondent, Henry Whiting. ESQ,
OF Boston, Mass, says:'.Dr. r. v. Picrce's
Golden Medical Discovery has cured my
son Of q fcver.sorc Of two years standing.
Please accept our gratitudc."n We believe
it to be Il fact, whether "frozen" or other
wise, that America needs more men like
Mr.. Whiting; men who act, mel who in
vestigate truths, and seize opportunities.
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IlIiSfl.

wnEAT-"n Sunday Iatrning. Suycmher l6,
lSsl, JOANNA H.. vile Of j.. c. Wheat, aged I! ycars.
Funeral scryictsw!u take l!ace n: her late resi-.
deuce, No. 15 South broadway, Island, his Tues.
day. afternoon at l:SO O'clock. lnterincut private.
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TIE Want Soap Ask your grocer for it.
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AN IN THE PIPES.
It Came Out In ..Scc,lons When tho Croton
Vas Turned On.

y. y. Herald.
From the story told by Michael Murray,
as startling things come out Of the New
York water pipes MS out OF n cowboys
boots. Michael is the dockman OF the
Staten Island Ferry Company, at tho foot
OF Whitehall street.
"On Monday" he said, IT opened the
valve to let the water run into the biz
tanks on the wharf. The valve is connect.
cd with 4 two inch pipe. When | went
to shut oil the water something choked
up. the valve. 1screwod it up again and
then jammed it down quick and hard. II
was no use. The valve would not 20 shut.
Tried 1t once more. but the result was
the same. Then l turned of the water
from the main and uncouplcd the valve.
And what do you think | found there?
First | pulled out about n foot OF what
looked like the tail OF II young sen SERPENT,
1t was wisgling like mad, Then / un-
coupled the Eipo from the other side OF
piece Of wissling stuff. 1t hud neither
head nor tail. Soon another piece came
twisting and squirming out OF tic pipe
and tied itself into n letter G across my
foot. suppose it took that shape on nc
count Of this being Presidential wear.
"The last section had Il head OH it. The
other men on the wharf came and looked
1T the crltter. They said it was IN eel.
Tho valve had cut it in three pieces. It
was Il monster, three feet long. 1t
was near half 4 foot around. 1t was a
wonder how the eel over lived in that
pipe. 1t must have grown there. There
are II dozen different wcirs or MEETINGS
which the water passes before it reaches
the city pipes, so TINT it would be impossi-
bic for anything largerthan half tho thick
ness OF q pin to get into the pipes.
This is the most distant poin. from The
source OF the city's water supply. It is
certainly n mystery how that eel over GOT
there. 1t was evidently m old one. Per
haps it had been wandering about the big
pipes under the city for years. Its skin
was very light c"lorcd and its eyes were
very small. Probably it had been in The
dar, n long time. 1t was too bad that We
did not Il v the carcass. Itwould have
been 4 good memeuto for the new Aque-
duct Commissioners to stuffand ornament
their Office with. We very foolishly let n
poor woman take the three huge pieces
away. Perhaps she keeps a boarding
house"
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OFFENSIVE breath, ban tasto in mouth,
coated tongue, show torpid liver and dis
ordered stomach. Aliens Bilious physic,
vegetable remedy, quickly relieves Nil %
cents. at all druggists. rrllsaw
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CTOCKS FOR SALE.

GTOLEN-ON THE NIGHT OF no.
- - nhMbsH 70; I%,,, mere SeS stolsn from, my,
Wheeling for one llundtUl Dollars. Said rrrtlt.
cate was dated March ID, 1881, numbered 1871, and
wnS nude payable to thu order Of Joseph schnher,
ind was b. him endorsed. linO notice Is hereby
given that til. ai,0r0 Gettttcatt WIS purchastd By
mo from tho said Joseph Schobcr. The public arc
hereby II ,tihed not 10 negotiate tho same.
n0lA@ E1 JOHN Ntl.TY. No, lUli Main 81,
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s1e,u Aducrttse,uents.

FOCSD-0N MARKET STREET. 4
-, Bunch Of Ecys, which tho owner can have By
calling at his o!lee and paving charges. hols
VX1ANTED-A FlRST.CLAsS COOK,
w best references required and Highest wages
paid Apply al No. q Fourteenth street nols
r OST-A LADY'S SIlOE-BETWEEN
49,. S = n,id slSDerts flnlst viii please
r OST-A CAMEO BREAST PIN, IN
~ the Sixth or Eighth wa'is. A suitable re,wAnd
wtff 70 tGtd TT It's fstufn TO the Register office.
CuAs. uE IoiS'
TOR RENT-TtfE BRICK DWELL
l. Ing House. No. %. Garner Of Eofr aud Four.
tcentli street. containing ! Q MONS, water nnd gRG.
Enquire Of D.. 81. ALE&ASDES. No u Fifteenth
hireet. g.I...E .El. MnlIc
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-03
FEATURES OF THE STATE PRESS.

The West Chester Republican is making
rapid strides in the way of progressive
journalism.
The Reading Herald pokes fun at the
eounoilmen over there for banquetiug at
the expense of the city.
The Church Advocate, Rev. G. II. For.
ney, ID. d., of Harrisburg, editor, has lust
entered upon its forty ninth year, cloan.
crisp aud solid.
Within three years, says the HARRISBURG
Independent, the shrnkage on the value OF
railroad property aud the market prices of
stocks has been enough to pay the national
debt.
The Allentown Democrat swings into
the 55th year year OF its existence, twenty
five under its present excellent manage.
deservedly prosperous.
The Philadelphia Chronicle Herald call 1
Mayor Smith an energetic junketer," be
cause there is not an invitation to feed
an excursion, a celebration or other kline
OF junket which he does not apparently
make an effort to take in.n
ln the appointment Of Sam Losch, q
broken down Republican politician from
SShuylkill county, to be Burveyo
OF New Mexico, the Washington
Reolep and Hammer sees practical illus
tration OF that plank of tho Republicar
national platform which declare tha
appointments by the president to office
IN the territories should be made from tn,
bona tide citizens and residents of tho ter
! ritories wherein they are to serve"
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rHURspAY svENIuo. JULY 3. 1884
nr. Dsna's Candidate.

The New York Sun has found bottom
at last. It says decidedly that Sam
Randall is It's first choice for president.
It has been discussing all the candidates
M 70 date, with doubt as to each, and
there seemed to be no one Of them that
measured up to its standard 80 that
the suspicion got abroad that the Sun
had Mr.. Dana, its editor, in reserve, a:
its FIRST choice. Mr.. George Jones, Of the
New York Times, on the eve Of his de
parture for Europe, expressed the
opinion that Mr.. Dana was Mr.. Dana's
candidate whereupon Mr.. Dana says II
is no such thing, and settles down upon
Mr.. Randall as his man, which must De
said to be very good choice, Mt Dana
might be a better one, but then again he
might be worse and the latter is the
probability. IL would be pity to spoil
a good editor TO make president, even
though he would be good one ; and we
fear that Mr.. Dana's prejudices would
interfere with his good presidential
worth they do not hurt his journalistic
value, because people hardly seem to
expect newspaper to be always mag.
unanimous and fair, and don't even know
when 1t is and when it isn't