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IN LIGHTER VEIN.
A Bundle of Funny Happenings and
Humorous out-G rindings.
The RrazOo OF DetroIt-Pfnk Horses
More Misunderstanding the Anil
maIs-The UItra-scIentidc
STRAY Items.


[PeckAs SUM-
A priceless treasure has besn received at
The Sun office, 70 wit; A pamphlet entitled
Scientific and Poe.icil Works OF the Last OF
the Hereditary Bards and Skalds." We don't
know what 4 slald Is, with a X, but take of
our hat all the same. This work is peculiar,
unique, and inconprehensible TO the common
mind, and that's enc reason why we nks it
Opening at random, we strike. or page 10.
-How Matter Begins to Know Itself "A
void is first necessary. Its center Is shocked.
The void Is now aware Tie shock cieltes
u smaller center. This Is shocked. The void
Is now aware Of the aware This creates a
still smaller cont,r, which, on being shocked,
creates q smaller; and 50 on until the void
Inows'n
This Is what Tho Sun has maintained all
along. but nobody believed it, and we are
glad to know that our opinions aro backed
up by such high authority as the skald- We
still go farther, and claim that the molecules
composing the void nro disintegrated by the
shock OF knowing that they are made aware,
and by their rapid motion through tho
vacuum Of the void generate electricity and
that intangible essence commonly Known as
spirit, thus clearly explaining tha workings
Of the human mind and the vagaries Of in
sanity. This Is easily demonstrated, and
may be treated at length hereafter.
Thire are twenty-five pages Of this Nah
emat-cs OF the Pure and Real, " as the Hered-
itary Bard calls it, each pag3 chuc< full OF
such incontrovertib.e and intaugi de thoughts
as are given above, and when ore has mas
tered all those he will be ready fer another
book tho skald proposes 70 publish, taat
is with the superauman, p and Will be is
sued Il he can find minds thoughtful enough
to comprehend it 1t deals with changeless
truths. lying behind thought"
A. a poet the 81 aid seems To be /; tho
rue essence evidently perneatss him
through and through. In huTriody g~laneing
over the potms, we Lave found but one lins
that seems n little of, viz:
while in the noon tho hay-stack waves On
high"
And that may DO all right. Probably thore
was "A cyclone out there, although the poem
"a Monday Droam"-doos no. mention the
fact. There is ulentV mora on tan
, 1884-08-27
Judieious If Practical.
burlington Hawkcyc.l

IIW FEHoKVH 1NHAVJNI
what do yOa do Tor cut-NormsT asks an
agricultural subscriber, Bless you, we don't
do anytnmg for 'em. They don't require
any attention. Just leave the pansy boz out
over night and they Will take care Vt them
selves, taank you. II you have found q breed
OF cut-worns that require careful nursing
and have TO DO brought up by hand, send
hem alLns ami we'll try to undermine the
native ru~ggeiness OF our own native stock
by juei4ous interbrceding.
, 1884-08-27

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, 1884-08-27

INNWtFFNNVWNt NNNtHIII
Amid the crash OF financial institutions,
the how S OF political "kcKers, and the dis
astr1us aeleAts u the Philadelphia Lase ball
club, he n=ws that Professor Swift, OF Roch-
ester, has discovered more than $50 nebuim
which Le.orc had escaped the searching eyes
Of AIT !ontm rs conts IKE n ray Of electric
light ia a Lex an starless ngst OF one
thiug and another.
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lMarathon independently
did you write up this local ior Shocks,
the groccrf' asked The city editor Of n con-
temp rary OF bis assistant "Yes sir.n
eWc., do Won en- ider it just the thing to
announce that his fresh egg can't be beat:
hi cheese goes of Of It's own accord, and his
batter occupies a strong place in the regard
OF tho publlcsn
, 1884-08-27

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Application for rates to clubs should
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New Orleans. tr rrr
For further Information write cleariy,
giving full address. Make P.O. Money Orders
payable and address Regis,ered Letters TO
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
.f New orleans, La.
Postal notes and ordinary letters By mail
or express Gail sums OF 20 and upwards by
exp eHz ut our expense1 to
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or NJ; A DAUPHlN, 67 Seventh st. Washing
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seeing The Animals.

kle1us S--tLuS.
Which is thu sho. te4t way 10 the men
agerief' a ked a stout OLD gentleman OF Gil
hooly, who was walking IN Central park.
~, ant 70 SEQ the ANIMALS do yoaf II you
wan. 10 seem 10 The best advantage you had
bcttlr try my plan"
"Whats tnatp
Eat a mince pie bsforo going to bed
, 1884-08-27

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in her private practice. 1t has proved
an unfailing specific in the treatment Of
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constitution is subject 1t is a sure cure
for the monthly troubles that 20 many
women suffer. Mailed on receipt of price
soc.
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Cleveland, Ohio.
Gray & Pearae, Sole Agents.
, 1884-08-27

what aro your asked an lnquisitive
Val g OF a minute package lying on tine next
shelf IN q dry-goods store; -what are you, a
book Of ccurt-piaster or a paper OF needless
Neither replied the minute package. Il
am a Ia .hionable Bathing Suit
, 1884-08-27

RATES OF ADVERTISING.

No adrertisenentI inserted FOR iess nun %
cfuGa-
DAILY LkADER, less than 100 lines, 10 cents
per Iine each Insertion 100 lines s c > per line /;
800 lines. I cents per line 80 lines 6 ce is per
line 500 lines at 8 cents per line. The above
are contract rates.
Local Notices per line. bourgeois. each user
tion, 10 cents per line.
All efnclal advertlslnN s cents per linz Tor
ne week and over. Less than one week, 10
cents per line.
wKEKLN LKADFR. all transient advertise
ments Is cents per line, INST Insertion one
month, % cents per line six moths. 10 cents er
line one year. 8 ceuts per line.
Address DE ORA G LEADER.
rhcyenue. Wyo.
}. A. BRECKoNs. Buslnes Manager.
, 1884-08-27

why docs Dina get more beaux than IT
asked the elder sister. Il don't know, unless
It Is she Is a little archer said mamma, with
n culver OF her lips.
, 1884-08-27
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COWBOY STIRRUP

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widths desired and plated with heavy
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stirrup now in use.
For sale by dealers in saddlery in Den
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Il. n.
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CHEYENNE, WYo.
, 1884-08-27
Even sparsows and PiekAnianle'.

New Jersey Iirror.l
a colorcd child ha1 a Inli from u second
story window the o 10. dag, and his mother,
in ic.adng tho a.cl-ent AZ tho grocery store,
said "De.e dat chile was u comm down foet
fust, wild every chance OF being Lilled, whom
the Lawd Ac turuod him over, tae child struck
on his head, and there wasn't SO much as a
hutton oil
, 1884-08-27

The best smoking tobacco Is Little
Joker
, 1884-08-27
yrs. Dr. Wal,ou,- Periadtsai Tea.

Masou's self sealing fruit jars aud jelly
cups at Cnig, Davis & Co.'S
, 1884-08-27

Henry Ward Bescher; Choles-the Lordi
op-n.ol Of nastinesa
, 1884-08-27

At the Star Restaurant Open all
nisht,
, 1884-08-27

Brass hanging lamps with colored cut
glass prisms at Craig, Davis & Co.'S.
, 1884-08-27

PAW Us- eut.carn roap, an exquisite
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Toilet. Bath and Nursery Sauatlve
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
BIRTHS.

BARTHOLO OAIEW-In Austin, Texas, Nov. IA, @ daughter (Grace) to MT. and Mrs. G. w Bartholo- mew, jr-, and granddaughter to G. W. Bartholo- mew, of Bristol, Conn.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
RRrROnRI.

William R. Thomas, son of Halsey Thomas of Middletown, left yesterday for Wyoming Territory, where he will engage in telegraph ing.
 MT. Charles Suess and Mr. George Gis- zewsky each weigh about 250 pounds. Mr- Suess has challenged Mir Giszewsky to fight four rounds with soft gloves, Marquis of Oueensburv rules within four weeks from this date.-Hartford Post.
 Lieutenant Governor Sumner, who is in disposed, will probably make 8 trip south ward soon for months rest.
 MT. and Mrs. Hiram Francis and Miss Alice Francis, of Meriden, left yesterday for Florida, where they will spend the winter. Martin Hehir, an iron moulder in Meriden, aged thirty five, died very suddenly yester- day of paralysis of the heart. Congressman John C.. Wait was in the city on professional business yesterday after noon. Conductor John Gallagher of the New York road, residing on Putnam street, this city, slipped from the ice-coated steps of a car on his train yesterday and fell and was bruised so that he had to return home at once.
 Governor Waller will attend the reception and ball of the Waller legion of Meriden at the rink in that city on December 5.
 MT. and Mrs Ariel Parish, of this city, left on Tuesday for Denver, Colorado.
 Prof Way1and, of the Yale Law school, will winter in California.
 Principal Curtis, of the High school, ex- poets to realize about $2,OOO this season from his orange grove in Florida.
 Professor M 0. White is agent of the New York State Medical association, which is holding it's annual session.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
Basse Ball NIagnates i'm Council.

NEW YORK, 19 Nov.-The annual meet ing of the national base ball league was held at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, and although the meeting was in session fully twelve hours, there was very little work accomplished. President Mills occupied the chair and N. E. Young acted as secretary. The following delegates were present: Messrs. Jewett and Clinton, Buffalo; Soden and Conant, Boston; A Spaulding and F. Brown, Chicago; T. Root and P Allen, Providence; D. Thomp- son, Detroit; N. Howe, Cleveland; I. Day and w Appleton, New York, and A. Reach, Philadelphia. The most inpol- tant business transacted was the lengthening of the pitchers box from six to seven feet. Shaw, late of the Detroits, applied for rein statement to the league, but was refused and it was resolved that any player who has been once expelled can never be reinstated. A re solution was passed to the effect that any club violating the rules in any manner shall be fined $500. It was also decided that the official scores in the games will count in the players record. A recess was then taken until tomorrow.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
SUPPORT FOR HIS REIGN.
An Address From tho Independents to
 PresIdent.EIeet CleveIand.

PresIdent-EIect Cleveland.
 MILWAUKEE, Nov. 19.-A New York spe- cial to the Daily Journal gives in advance the text of an address to Hon. Grover Cleveland by the Independent Republican National committee approved by Carl Schurz and other leaders and State committees. It con graduates the country on C1eveland's elec- tion, believing that in his hands every inter est is safe.
 sfThe Republicans and Independents who co-operated in your election voted for you on the single and pre-eminent issue of official integrity and administrative reform because they believed your election necessary to purify the government. They will uphold your ad- min;stration so far and long as 1t is based upon those principles which should
 underlie all political parties in a government of and by and for the people. And believ-
 ing that an honest and fearless opposition is
 as necessary to free government an able and vigorous administration itself, they will not hesitate to oppose your administration when it commits itself to principles which they cannot uphold. The Republicans and Independents who have supported you rely with confidence upon you to maintain above all the principles of administrative reform in civil service. They look to you to maintain ] against all party pressure that vital principle 1 that a public servant, like m emp1oye in 6 | private business, shall be free from the DO I litica1 terrorism to which he has been sub | feet and shall hold his place, whatever his ! party affiliations, providing he has earned
 his pay by doing his work well and has re- I trained from using for party the time and skill for which the public pays They look to you to select from among those who agree ! with your principles and aims the advisers | and agents by whose aid your State policy | lo4o ] operation it must be carried out. We hearti ! ly agree on our part with these views and we | remind you that if any of our number should claim your favor by reason of his connection | with this movement and seek office at you1 \ hands, he, by that act, ceases to represent 1 the principles upon which the Independent | movement was founded and because of whicE l it has co-operated in your election
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
BANGLES FOR THE FAIR ONES. New Designs Got Out by the NIanu-
 facturcrs.

WASHINGTON, Nov 19-The annual re- port of Chief Brooks of the secret service division of the Treasury department shows that during the past year 432 arrests were made by secret service agents. The amount of counterfeit money captured or surren- dered during the year was $648, ,630, a large proportion of which was "fash" notes. A marked decrease is noted in the circulation of cards in imitation of United States treasury notes and metal tokens of United States coins for adver- Using purposes. Manufacturers becoming better acquainted with the requirements of the law have substituted other designs for the imitation of gold or silver coins as ban gles The report says the events of the past year give evidence of revival of the manu- facture of counterfeit paper which was prac- tically suspended during the years 1882 and 1883. Chief Brooks is of the opinion that there is to-day in the hands of counterfeiters nearly $500, 900 of new spurious notes of the denominations of $10 and $20 which have been produced since January 1, 1884.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
A san ACCIDENT.

While Showing His Revolver to n
 Young Lady Young Man Shoots
 Her Dangerously.
 BALTIMORE, Nov. 19.-Charles Leopold spent last evening at the residence of Miss Barbara Winterbauer on the Carrollton road near here and when taking his departure about 10 o'clock took bis revolver from his pocket to show to Miss Winterbauer. At her request he removed the cylinder of the pistol and in replacing it his thumb slipped from the hammer and the pistol exploded. The lady threw her hands up and exclaimed, "Oh, you have shot me-" and fell. A phy- sician was immediately summoned. The etrated the lung. The wound is dangerous one. Miss Winterbauer insists that the wound was purely accidental and that Leo bold be not arrested
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
BANQUETING A GLEE CLUB.

The Blaine and Logan Singers Given
 a Free Feed at the Elliott House
 Speeches by Hon. Henry B. Harrison,
 Hon. Joseph EE. Earbaur and Others.
 The members of the Blaine and Logan Glee club sat down to banquet rendered them by the honorary members of the club st the Elliott House last evening. The tables were well supplied with choice viands. Among the guests were Hon. Henry B. Harrison, N. D. Sperry, Hon. Geo. H. Watrous, T. R. Trowbridge, jr., Gen. s. E. Merwin, A. J. Beers, Gen. E. S. Greeley, Rev. Dr. J. o. Peck, Henry F. Peck, Jas. D. Dewell, Dr. J. P. c. Foster, Herbert E. Benton, Judge J. P. Studley, Joseph l.. Barbour, Hartford, Henry s. Dawson, W. J. Atwater, 0. w. Scranton, Henry Barnes, Franklin H. Hart, Rev. Newman Smyth Frederick A. Gilbert, General Frank D. Sloat, John A. Richardson, Governor H. B. Bigelow, Hon. Lynde Harrison, L. P Dem ing, Wilbur F. Day, H. F. Hubbard, John L. Treat, w D. Clarkson, George H. Ford, William A. Lincoln, William K. Townsend, Colonel Frederick Barton, H. H. Strong, L. H. Stannard, John L. Treat and others.
 Speeches were made by the Hon. Henry B. Harrison, Judge Lynde Harrison, N. D. Sperry, Hon. Joseph l.. Barbour of Hart ford, Professor William K. Townsend, J. A. Howarth and others. The tenor of the speeches was hopeful for the success of the Republican party four years hence. Dr. Burchard was freely condemned and the In dependents laughed at.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20

The Superintendent of Streets also calls the atten- ton of the public to sections 5 and 76 of the Ordi nances de Public Works, and gives notice that if the walks are not cleaned in accordance herewith, the expense thereof be charged in addition to the fine imposed.
 Sec 75. The owner, tenant, occupant, or any per son having the of any land or buildings front there is any pavedsidewalk shall, after cessation of any storm of snow, ice or seet, in the day time, within three hours and if in the night time before o'clock in the forenoon succeeding, cause the if the same cannot be wholly removed, shall sprinkle thereon sand, other proper substance so that such paved sidewalk shall be safe for travel and in default thereof shall forfeit and pay penal ty of two dollars; and for each and every hour thereafter that the shall remain on such paved sidewalk such sidewalk shall be unsafe for trav- ell such owner, tenant, occupant or other person shall forfeit and pay further penalty of two dol lars.
 After the expiration of the time limited afore- said for removing such snow, ice sleet, 1t shall ts the duty of the Superintendent of Streets to cause the same to be removed, and the expense incumbrance in favor Of said city, and upon such land buildings and it shall be the duty of the Su perntendent of Streets to certificate Of lien therefor to be recorded within sixty days thereafter unless such expense shall have been previously paid.
 The provisions of this section shall apply to the falling of snow from any building, and also to any footway sidewalk on any bridge spanning any railroad in said city.
 See T6 The owner, tenant, occupant, any per. son having the of any building or lot of land bordering any street public place in said city where there is any footway or sidewalk having paved gutter shall, at all times, keep such paved gutter free from snow, ice sleet to permit the free passage of water through the same, and n default thereof shall forfeit and pay penalty oi five dollars for every such offence, P. DOYLE,
 no91aOd3t SupeTiutendeQt of Streets,
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
MURDER AND sUIOIDE.
A Frenchman Shoots His Brother and
 Then Kills Himself.


 NEW YORK, Nov. 19.-Louis and Edward Gueld, Frenehmen, aged respectively thirty two and thirty-six yeaE karrived in this city from Louisville, Ky Jn Saturday morning and secured room at the Tripoli Hotel in Greenwich street. This afternoon while in their room Louis drew revolver and plac- ing it to Edwards ear fired. He then shot himself in the head and fell to the, floor dead. Edward was conveyed to the Cham hers street hospital where he was found to be fatally wounded. On the person of Louis was found letter from Virgil c. Gilmore, of Gilmore and Co.,, bankers of Cincinnati, mentioning a draft in favor of Edward There were also found in the dead mans pockets naturalization papers issued by the probate court of Starke county, O. The de- ceased had boasted on Sunday that the pa pers were procured after only four years residence in the country and that he had been paid $20 for illegal voting in Ohio at %ha recent election
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
A RueIDees Room For Exeter.

EXETER, N H., Nov. 19.-Some time ago Gale Bros, large shoe manufacturers of Hav- erhill, Mass, offered to come to Exeter and engage in the business with one hundred and fifty hands provided the citizens would build building and lease it to them for five years. The citizens promptly raised S15,0OO and one month ago work commenced on a brick building 10Ox4o, four stories high, which was completed in thirty days and fitted. Last night the citizens dedicated it with a grand opening and twelve hundred people were present. Upon one floor was roller skating, freshments New houses are being erected very fast and building association has been formed which will erect large number of cottages at once Already other shoemen have offered to come here and it is expected the business of the famous educational town will soon increase to double its present amount.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
A Wife murderer Found GutIty.

BALTIMORE, Nov. 19.-John A. Scott, a colored man, aged ffty-three, who on August 24 last poisoned his wife in this city, was this evening at 10 o'clock convicted of murder in the first degree. The verdict created some what of a sensation because of the fact that Scott is the first man convicted of murder in the first degree in the courts of Baltimore in eight years Sentence was deferred.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-20
News by Telegraph
 FROM ALL QUARTERS. THE NEW YORK CANVASS. The State Board at
 Work.
 CLEVELAND AT A WEDDING. Chairman Manning Mar
 ried at Albany. THE COUNCIL OF CATTLE MEN Making Plans For Advanc-
THE COUNCIL OF CATTLE MEN
Making Plans FOE. AdVanc-
 ing the Trade.
THE VOTE OF NEW YORK.

THE VOTE OF NEW YORK
 Meeting of the State Board of Cam
 Yassers.
 ALBANY, N. Y., Nov. 19.-The board of State eanvassers met at 8 o'clock this after noon in the office of the Secretary of State for the purpose of ascertaining the result of the late election in New York. There were present all the members of the board. On motion of Attorney General O'Brien, Secre- tary of State Carr was chosen chairman, Deputy Secretary of State Wood acting as secretary of the board. The returns as re- ceived from the county clerks were presented. No returns have yet been received from New York, Kings and St. Lawrence counties, but they are expected tomorrow. The returns from Richmond county show 8 slight clerical error, the statement of the full vote cast differing from the detailed statemen5. The secretary has telegraphed for amended re- turns A protest has been received from Delaware county as to certain colored ballots received by the inspectors and counted It is not thought the intention of the voters can be frustrated or the votes thrown out, but the protest will be placed on file. The board without transacting business adjourned to 4 p. m. tomorrow.
 The examination of the returns received by the board of canvassers shows clerical errors in the footings in several counties. The details are correct and the totals will be right In Richmond county the names of four Butler electors were omitted by the copyists. The errors found have no effect upon the majority for the Democratic ticket.
 The Returns From Kings County.
 BROOKLYN, N. Y., Nov. 19.-The Kings county board of canvassers has completed the canvass and give the vote as follows on the electoral ticket: Cleveland, 69,263; Blaine, 53,514; Butler, 3, 143; St. John, 1,341 Cleveland's majority over Blaine