New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-15

THE TALK or THE DAY

The Indiana man who wrote to Secretary McCuloch
for his share of the surplus wasn't SO very original aer
ALL rs the following tale will show. Many years ago q
Begcar OF Bagdad to the Caph and sail in sub
stance Look-a here yer Royal Nibs, our Holy Religion
say. that me and you is Brothers, and yit yourea
Bloated BOndhoGer, whilo have to Rustic afounu i'ey
for my Daily Grub Now if I'm yer Brother, want my
Portion" To whom the Caph said: Here, Brother Is
your Portion the Tenth of Farthing ana as you seha
it in Drink remember that if all my other Brothers were
10 demand their Portions ach OF you would Get even
Less and would b. Object of Charity" Aud As he
SAID this he took Puff on Hookah. while the Besgar
went away all Broke Up.
The first lady teacher of latin and Greek in Rome mas
been ntruste with char III the Hign Schoo. , h
Ladies'" An observing young man offers 10 wager .a.
she has already gsnished her chair with an asgravaths
tidy Norrstown Herald.
Some very beautiful ard expensive ceramics are shown
this year. 81 900 paid for very ordinary oJing
pitcher last week We forget the name OF the Dd ciuV
that engaged hni.-LBoston Commercial Bulletin.
The Boston Globe says that after Robert j. Burdette
the humorst ecred in that city the other night
one Of his fair auditors remarked to her companion
Isn't he just cunnlng If could get him alone some
where in the dark I'd hug him."
Tho Tichborre claimant is headed this way Win q
lecture There must be line drawn soewhe,e u, .",
English claim on American good nature ah" h"'e'o'"
pocketboOks = Hartford POST.
Rat n praerc who daily be seen on the streets Of
Marshned Wis was born in the Michigan feh,nsaa ~
l77s his father being Que OF Asors t d n,errs
ter in the War OF 1872 and was soldier ug
campaign in Mexico For mneyn ,Ss, comes handy in
the way OF liquor. -lPhiladelphia Longer
A number Of wel-known gentlemen OF CieVe'sna
ohm are about to start colony in Mexico Ihey VIII
nspect the Mexican exhibits ut the New-oreahS 'Ap
sitlon after which they will select suitable spo' -
which 70 settle They will purchase Government JANUS
and will at first go into the culture OF tobacco Ma
ward see what they do with coffee.
frix ali set
suln uhn Was reading paner @why sor' lrea
a.; Tho n,rer that after the lire was under contro We
hrcmen payea % u, ~ lea Ike sensible men, instead o.
ron,ping about ike chdrcnrt TcSas siitinss
CONNECTICUT man has left the subject Of wooden nus
sgs an" mnennatis be which he has designed ,ess
laid from Newfoundland 10 Lands Lnd Tor ne %s ss-
pense sea sickness and numero9, other thnEg annsW
same 1t ia sad the white star lane wlIl p Saa
stea,nahips next summer \ phladeiphm FUSS
mn. ,ano q, ,mc,or ao,s Arizona. was married the
other av and after the ceremony while the groom va"
settling A. M" for the boys the bride walked vow"
tho sn,ins with some ~ her female hiehas "
,ntrn hearth ahe ashei, Yea" some one 'ep" !.
wall, thank the totaMs over I've been w W.,
h,m that fepe NJ tee mute than ten see's' Az nav V
sueveelet waiter az, W YOU wnaw'" 40 ss, isnV
A,aun Neeollees Whit The hihle eete ' - M
VA, wh., ,ea ay eirtes ~ fast keep pesA~ s"" ""
y,u ait thar" 49, a.
psxan journalism Ia not "a painted ~ 49, ~ ss
n est \, Er Gut there are Net uaees ~ ,hs
~..rh,u.. o pnurteaius " DO mpt "sn sst pssai
,n,nar IuhliaheI la Coleman tnunn s'' .nnmy whS
y rffr,,. malice thusi Tue iush eN"" a,iell
"nnss NIX for IAs AoUsns sse'1a" etc., Wv"
phia Ledger a., s,.,a A. n yreat
,,,,.sv,ne Ouonaaga County this s,al~ ~ rss
w." hs cultivation and shpnleht os .'pssav lad
~ oro,ction Ia 1000 % soupV 'asos :" 80 Cents
~, ~ n,ds Last year went OF "vS cc,,rhuied
lo w. and about u 100000 oasu was siIlaro,
poun growcrs within fifteen miles o, .na ,sr. ara
no's 1hongn the crop Ia unusuaiy nno' n5,as On
IN, any 20 IA cents and farmers "io "'"'
fnr a rise. II Buffalo Express a..
vrit.r in a French medical journa propose. ana
a,,,0" no .uppied with fresh country air. A"s ana
~ ,,o country ia 70 be surrounded with h'sn ,hs
ar,ea with balsauic trees to absorb inc u"'s uss
r,s ,rom mi, Held is to DO conveyed through f'i
every city house. ,,,, tina duty
,e,atuc the question whether iss b sSr cs
e IAN always 10 give up MS sea. ~ 10 40 but a.
vi ", Ills polite Impulse 10 W 49, he questions
70 hualne,s having paid Tor c,iteness upo9
n shnnd throw the burden oi pr,de seats tQs
| mi,c. sn.s. err conpany which ahoulo P'"
IN an' ~, no nassenl crs springfield Uhion' ant
disease called bundle paralysls uni mat before
new as,ea 70 become pretty vrusn Nv wife has
"hr,stnas IL attacks business tsrst the purchases
been aexso " }bs Expectation that hs vii, uasa
| then, home Mt hight a WV" "
-lspringneld Unoes