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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

NJ stake In the movement, OF rem l'n.
poytence TO Texas, TO INV
tho exposition commission we' ,N,
cncd and brought into con'c,np. ''s" =,
here Nd home, NJ well ~ ao'V'"' ;,
win he n pretty tale, forsoo'h, 70 d, s' ,'a''
out TO tho country thntA 'lov' nus
been pcrpctratcd In securing the I ',',
scn,ation Of Texas ut the cSpos ,''.,
The GAZETTE looked for bet,cr '"'" s,
from tho News, for, TO do th"t P"lV
Justice. IL has In tho main pccn "
cheerful and useful factor in OIL n'c"S'
uros having bearing upon the ''' Nv,
rial interests aud development VI v"
state. Itahould plncc limit upon W.
rcsentmrnts. Tit sees proper 10 ''sn'
tho administration let 1t do so' ou'
with legitimate weapons u" ""',"''
upon this particular measure " c"'V"
lated To be detrimental TO inc S'"'o
rntbcr thnn the governor
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08
TnE epR ~ nn Analrnllnn clnu "a ami

TngeRg Of an Australian emu is on
exhibition Al q garden In San Tranolsoo. ~
was laid st the gardens aud was accidentally
found, recently. 1bs egg weighs tgeDty,slt
ounces. hnd lis greatest ofouin ference Ia
ibidsen an1 ODebsf inches, Ia general
color Ia that Of very DARK granite, but some
portions ~ tbs surf,ce arc iddeIceBi. THIS
II believed ~ DO tho iirst egg iald ~ 40 emu
In The United states. and perhaps tho Only
Dns ever laid outside of AustraliA, in when
county The emu IA indigenous.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

rnIp,y Moususo. FEBRUARY 8.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

AN ok.cOnduotor tells q LcadyiIle
Chronicle repOrtef hon sDps pbtters 10 ibs
sleeping farH acehnuihls Wealth. - Putt
man passenger Jumps aboard isto ~ some
Intermediate station, iis IL ured ana sleepy.
tie wants ~ 80 10 bed Al once, Usually tho
terihs ne INSIDE az. why, certainly he
ppfter says, 'isp,bis tlsht 10. Just give mo
ynaf fare, aud ~hsn tss conductor sofa6s
tionx viii ibrn " over ~ him. The pas
senRet u delighted win tho eDuftesy ia
pays his PuliInan car fare $40 ar w. az II
in1J bs-sbG fstifes fDr the night. Mean.
wblle The conductor bes kot q number oftfip
ebfeks, most iIkely from Tie hats N soma
ftli0es vino ore d0xlng aNsg IN The sn1ks,
and presently returning, Ne inserts ohs uD1e,
tlshst rim Of the belste1 tfsseisr, I'M
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

,ra,n conductor comes e'cuns IN ,u ."I ia
,ns ,o,;r, up his checks. Hnd oNc's''"' "
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

No 5bD, lIQW bBYWs|
70 loo 'uq good VA aiy ayrs|
Central Texas. Nons 4.
Al good, smooth, inesi,
DO delivered nj All n.
western or Norlhwssi.r,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

az No. $3.50 Hn,p,o,s'
Tour and aomc an |" IN 1,
neNa Thlslol can ~ s's a /
buyers. flt.|
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

No, POI, I,WO no m
smooth ptnlrlerAi.,d
unl,rnn'ood 10 DO gosj M
hgoH June |, lbsi. WMsI
evl nnd over, NJ any co.,r
MY miles of I.aIid o,,,|
tiino beiwoo May Is NM
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

MtssrssIprIANs wnnt tho preseh
agricultural lion law" repealed
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

No. bb7, loo 70 iogiHII
Texas cattle will b. t.lhp
In mixed lots u M o. cs
10 purchase this clss I'D
before they place tbtlf "A
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

IN the Yellowstone park is n river
which Ia hot ON one side and cold ON 'ho
other,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

Mo. RELOCATED IN LUBBOCK CouN-
A., ! Ia ,nIlon from tho city OF DolOrndo. on tho
sSya,tha,s ~ yeilowhouso Creek, - 2yenra lcnAc,
f,"m August /, iBSi, on 1870 ares OF land,
we'll not In mesquite md grninma gr'Ss
has eighteen noycrm'ilnn "prins" Oh
yooma. y gardon, "irrlgatcd," two dug
ana nvn stone and ono plank cor.
rnle. aIao dipping vat ana boiler, two tnhis
gis ewes, graded to ahoar pounds,
100 eve lam s, graded 10 hhcnr % pounds,
MA wuIhnr lambs, graded TO shchf pounds,
EgS wothprp, graded To shear X pounds,
% bucHa, graded to shear ~ pouhnH.
These sheep are cross between mo span
iah Morluo and California good ngea,
on tho above ranch thoro III plenty oi mo
range In The Yc,iuwhouAo Canyon, wen pro-
iorted for Tho winter. Tho boveahcor, Tense
ON ranch aud camp outht VIII 40 soiu ohohp
for cnAh.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

Tun New York Commercial TraV'
,Iorg' association numbers 3,l0l members
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

A pAnY ut Bolton, Conn, has twe'V'
toes. ton Ringers aud two thumbs
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

NO. bjS, l,WioniWh NJ
cattle IN mlxod 10. Il
head. VIII b. Jsii,rNr
any locality. We can va
only one and tyoyera |
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

No. bj0, FIVE 10 fEiI X
lara " tic capital ,ioi u
tie cOinpan eB In sofars
cattle number about IN \
1900 10 500 acfss oflisi
horses and a conpl,is "A
The company are cou'l1t
10000. while IA thilnis
coed slO.O0. The mhth y
best management fmr
Invest IN ihe stock bnhtss
aanaliaul n,,t,n,tnolft
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

No, ~, 1900 ~ I'D
hollets. They are oil ~
raised, incrchanIahls III
average Of the cattle I'M
ToNaa; VIII DO dclIysni,i
over Ht nny couye issl
TcNnA, from May Istoi,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-08

~ No So .-lIDO sheep for Hplo ana -
IttJfieI,{s . rOp acre sheep ranch for rent. Tho
3sT5tfy ranch has COED shed aud seed.
.ssH.,-u house, aud Ia routnd until Hcplom.
her ! Issl Good CotralB ON tho place, sheep
VIII shcnr on Tho average 10 d pounds Prico
very reasonable.
No. az iORAIss, IN TOM GREEN COUk.
ty..-.Iot No. 1, IN splendid brood mnrcH 90
~ VI OF them In iUHl by Jack) sta lions, y
lacks, = Jrnul"s, 2 mule Gotta. Lot No. Coz
HHis OF 90 unrcs, to III hnndH higl ; 10 COTS,
10 ycnriings and tw"-yeRr-Olds; tho mntos
arc nom iva Ia seven years old.
No. 49,. STOCK HOUSES. IN COOK COuS-
" TN hcnd uf good stock horses, VIII sell
the stock At u bargain. Thiy arc MI good
solid COlurs. Also for sale about twenty good
COW ponies al broken.
No, ibi MAHfs,, GAILLOAD IOTH..- w u
can Immediately MI orders furJ to 7yenf-od
Mares l3JE To ~ hands high. In carload lptH.
Also American HtOck broke 10 enddle,- HAVE
| 200 EeldingH from ~ To- IN hands; "a head OF
mules 4 10 ycnrs old, ~ 10 NJ hands high,
unhrOku.
viii bo plbnsod 10 give prices ON one or
more Cnr.Onds Of either kind OF above stock.
No, l5G, EXCELLENT STOCK IIJItsEs.-~
Tue best stock OF horses In NortbweHt Texas.
cpDHisiin ~
| ", ycgrIinRa In Tho spring.
| ~ 3yuar. Odds next spring.
b3.ycar-Old geldlDks, broke 10 ride,
ibi land b-ycnT-Uld Rsliinga, broke 10 rldo.
10 mares. = years old aud up.
| Al Of III" abpv, stock nrn American horses
NO Spanish blood among them.
No. ibS.-.gO HEAD or GOOD SADDLE
ponies: also two good work mules. worth ht
| least sl2J. The whOir bunch will he closed
out at Ia low price around. ouo-balf cash, bal
npcc In four months Mt ten per cont. Interest.
| The note must hay" good endorsement, or "a
| Hen retained upon tbs stock. Tho horses Hrs
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The city Of Lyons has just fallen heir
to the large fortune of Nine. de Cuzieu,
lady eighty.nine years of age who had
long been known as the most eccentric
inhabitant Of that city. For thirty years
she made it her business to embitter the
lives OF the various perfects and mayors
by ingenious annoyances, the conse-
quences Of which she escaped by her
marvellous knowledge of law. Once, in
order to spite neighbor whom she dis.
liked, she had high tower erected from
which she watched his every movement,
ringing an immense bell at any hour Of
the night. On another occasion she in.
vited number Of her acquaintances to
meet NJ. Ducros, the perfect of Lyons, a.
her house. When they arrived they
were led, with great ceremony, to q pig
on . dunghill. All her eccentricities,
however, will be forgiven in view Of her
bequests, amounting to Il, 0O0, 900 francs,
which, however, will benefit those Of her
own sex only. q ~
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24
'.BDi LET ME DIE"
How Cot. Harness Sat Down ON
Michael Reese.

| There is new story going the round
about the terrible setback that Colone
Barnes gave Michael Reese when th
bank of California failed. All who know
the positive character of the colonel ant
the easily squelched nature of Reese viii
appreciate the anecdotc. When tn.
bank collapsed, Sharon went up stair
and found Reese, who was one of tn.
heaviest stockholders, sitting beside q
table and sobbing like child.
Il vas ruined man, exclaimed the
capitalist, burying his face in his hands,
"Pusted chlear into"
Some Of the other directors came up
and tried to console Michael, and then
they began to 60 over the list of over
drafts and other debtors of the bank.
As they went down over the list, they
found that nearly all the debtors were in
good circumstances and nearly all perfect
solvent This caused Reese to dry his
eyes, and as they went down the list he
frightened up and finally a broad smile
played over his ruby countenance.
Il guess ven pull through" be said.
as he rubbed his hands gleefully.
Then the reader sang out, "Col. Barnes,
eighty.seven thousand dollars"
Reese sprang from his seat like roe
buck transfxed with the hunters arrow
and clapping his hands to his stomach
burst into tears again, and leaning against
the table for support, sobbed out:
"Oh! lead me tye! Oh! lead me tye
right here on the floor."
The directors burst into laugh, in
which Col. Barnes, who had just come in
and was standing behind Reese, Joined
heartily.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24
ALWAYS DO YOUR WORST.

Do your best to keep capital out OF the
country; if you can't make any money
yourself, you can at least try to keep
Others from doing SO. and it will make
you feel good. sess. ..ea....
If you can ever say word to hurt
your neighbor, do it by all means. 1t
might keep him from earning few dol.
lars to support his family on.
If you know Of man who has ever
done anything wrong in his life, do not
forget to mention it frequently. People
might forget it.
You should join some church; it will be
cloak for your hypocrisy, and give you
better opportunity to scandalize your
neighbors.
You should always be the FIRST to re-.
port any scandal that occurs in your
town or neighborhood, and don't forget
to tell it as something you heard, SO that
in case there should be any trouble about
the report you could easily put it on
some one else, and the injured parties
would never know that you were the
father Of the lie.
Don't subscribe for your local paper,
but be sure that you are the first to find
fault with it. You have perfect right
to abuse the editor because he does not
make favorable mention Of your name in
every issue of his paper.
You should call your wife pet names
while in company, and beat the devil out
Of her in private.
Always pretend to be something you
are not, and you will fool the whole
world and make the people dispise you
as the dirtiest. filthiest, gangrene.cent
piece Of deception in the shape Of human
being on the face Of the earth.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

There is an item going the rounds Of
the press to the effect that Mormon
Elder has translated tho Book Of Nor.
mon into the Spanish language and is
making converts in Mexico. 1t is not at
all likely that the missionary will succeed
in making many converts among the
black-eyed and hot-blooded daughters of
Mexico. A man in Phoebe with Span.
ish wife few years ago attempted to
make love on the outside of his house.
hold, and as a reward for his unfaithful.
ness he had the blade OF knife buried be.
tween his ribs. So it would be with the
Mormon who married Spanish woman
and proposed to her the taking of sec.
onG v lie.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24
None but FRS. Clsss Goods,

In Watches, Jewelry and Silverwart
one should have the best or none. Messrs
SHURLEy 4 Co., Chicago, are making ,
speciality of fine goods. and if you need
anything in Watches, in dust and water
proof cases, Solid Silver or Triple Plated
Ware, Solid Gold or Rolled Cold Jewelry,
send to Shurlsy L Co., they will send I
single article at the dozen price. They
are vouched for and endorsed by the
United States Express Company, Ameri.
can Expsess Co., Southern Express Co.,
+. W. Palmer, Postmaster Of Chicago,
Gen'l A. c. Smith, Ex.State Treasures,
and many others. Goods sent on ap.
proyag with privilege Of examination en-.
abling you to do your purchasing at
home Remember, Shurley L Co., "
State Street, Chicago, III. SEND FOR
THEIR NEW AND REAUTHuLLY ILLUS.
TRATxD CATALOGUE. l8rso3ks
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24
cAt.VoRn1A ITEMS.
A $40 gold nugget was picked up near
Ncwhall last week.

/
i A SO gold nugget was picked up pea
Ncwhall last week.
| Southern California will produce
large honey crop this season.
| Inyo and Trinity hills begin to show
numerous prospectors at work.
| A quartz ledge near Orc Elmo has beer
struck, prospecting 500 to the ton.
Free gold has been struck in the Nor.
way mine, in Big Canyon creek, seven
miles above Washington, Nevada county.
The tunnel in the Gold Hill mine,
Smiths Flat, Calaveras, is yielding splen-
didly. About $50 day is taken ont in
gold.
The yield Of the Bald Mountain Elk.
tension mine, at Forest City, for April,
was over 81, 900.
A streak of about eight inches in thick.
ness in the Lamphier mine, Tuolumne, is
filed with free gold.
A MADEIRA dispatch of May 18th says:
The Yosemite stage robbers have been
tracked by the officers from the place of
the robbery, and caught at their home
on the Chowchills. They answer the
description fully. They had an exam
nation to-day and were sent to jail.
Two boys, thirteen years of age, while
fishing in o slough near Eureka, Hum.
boldt county, the other day, were at.
tackled by wild deer. They broke his
hcrns of with club, and after hard
fight succeeded in knocking the animal
down, when they cut his throat with
pocket.knife. A1
+. A. Ebel. Sacramento orchardist,
when the curl leaf began to show itself |
several weeks ago, washed the trunks of |
The trees with brine and SPRAYED the
oliage with the same. As a result his
beach trees present healthy, vigorous
appearance, while the orchards about
linn will lose the greater portion of the
'rop. tse |
The Calf (Cal.) Gazette says: A Hicks.
lille farmer, DESTROYS of Summer-fallow.
ng piece of land this week, found it
necessary to first cut the crop of hay be.
ore blowing, and instead of saving and
altering the hay he burned it, and gives
Or his reason that hay will be 80 cheap
nd plentiful this season that it would
ot pay to trouble with it.
The old steamer Wilson G. Hunt, that
anne round the horn in lS49 and made
ushels OF money running between San
francisco and Sacramento, is now lying
n the beach at Victoria, British Colum.
ia. She is worn ont and will never
urn another wheel.
A well which throws up gas flame
'nr feet high. has been struck about
selve miles south OF Los Angeles.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

As the Government has taken General
Grant under its wing for protection and
placed him on the retired list, would it
not be well for guardian to be placed
over the old man to watch and guard
against the hypothicsting of his salary
to Wall street sharks? f..4I
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The stock reports, says the Virgins
Enterprise, are again being pretty closely
watched by our dealers. Groups of men
are to be seen about the bulletin boards
and windows Of the brokers' at all hours
OF the day, and in the night the miners
coming of shift halt to see how much
they have made or lost while down in
the lower levels. A lively market is ex.
pected in the near future.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

In local mining matters, says the
Frisco, (Utah) Times, there is not much
OF interest to report. Work progresses
~ usual upon the old reliable Horn Sill.
yer mine and regular shipments have
been resumed. The Company has de.
clared its regular quarterly dividend Of
3 per cent, or 500, 900, payable May
10. The new hosting works in course
OF erection upon the II. S. property are
being pushed forward. The Lulu or
First South Extension H. S. NJ. Cos.
works, are in working order and the
shaft y being widsned to the dimensions
Of double compartment.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

jim keene is retrieving. He has gath
cred in million and half since he went
up the iume three weeks ago. There is
nothing like striking good pay gravel,
with supply of running water near at
hand to wash with.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The San Francisco Daily Report OF
last Monday says: There are twenty-one
lepers in the Twenty-sixth-street Hos.
pltal. The returns are not all in yet.
Tho counties remote from the city have
not learned that San Francisco has
created home for the INDECENT vic.
Tins OF leprosy. The news is spreading
rapidly, and before many months shall
have passed the people can count on a
leper settlement second only to that Of
the Hawiian Kingdom. The city au.
thorities will shortly scour the city fac
tories for lepers who have only recently
taken the disease, and the prospects
point to a large catch. In this enc re.
spect we are doing quite well.
h. Ia
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

On the 18th instant an old lady drove
up to the White House and, announcing
herself as Queen Lucinda, of Louis
vile" asked to be put in possession of the
mansion. She brought several trunks
with her, and seemed much disappointed
when she was refused admission.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24
STOCK I'M ENi
LOOK AT THIS!
FOR SALE.

ONE THOROUGHBRED STALLION,
~ color. steel-dust iron-gray; weight ,lOC
pounds; height lGs< hands: 6ne coated, Q GOOD
roadster, and gentle and kind In every respect:
sired by Thoroughbred Percheron Norman
stallion and the dam full blooded, half Blsck
Hawk and half Morgan. Will be years old
June Is, 1884.
Also one Mark Moore stallion, years old F.;
color, lisht.grsy; weight lilo pounds; sired
by the well known race horse Marx Moore,
Also one dapplegray mare: years old; good
roadster; weight $50; raised on the OAKLAND
ranch. Illinois.
Also one ranch in Little Spring Valley; large
field fenced for pasturage, house, corrals, sts.
bles, etc., and good stock ranch attached /;
known a. the White Rock range
Also one fne ranch in Pahrauagst Valley;
good part In cultivation; on the ranch there In
one mower, ono Champion resper and mover
combined tnew), ono sulky plow, ono sulky
corn pillow, one hay rake. and I'll other neceessry
farming implements, ons span of horses. one
Sci Of harness. and one wagon. About 60 acres
In wheat and barley. Will sell chesp for cssh
or exchange for stock (horses or cattle). With.
ing to sell owing to i'll health.
Address; JAMES PIERsON-
Phoebe. Lincoln county. Nevada, or the
hEcoRD omce. Aprl2.lm.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

George Augustus Sala, who is the best
paid newspaper writer in the world, gets
$1,000 year from the London illus.
tratsd News for writing . page week
and occasional dramatic criticisms. He
gets another SIC, 600 from the Daily Tel.
egraph for an editorial of q coulmn long
now and then.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The Oregonian believes the Oregon
Legislature should pass bounty for
killing wolves. cougers and other vermin,
90 that the wool interest may be pro-
tected. A flock Of sheep in the eastern
portion Of Douglass county has been re.
duced from 2, 800 to 500 by the depreda.
tions Of wild animals.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

II General Gsant's honor is clouded BY
the failure Of Grant & Ward, it will moi
be possible for any subscription on the
part of the people to efiace the stain.
The San Francisco Call says they may
pay his debts, but they cannot recall the
act which placed an honored name at the
disposal of Wall.street gamestcr, to be
used for speculative purposes.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The sugar.coated pill distributors had
banquet in San Francisco. The lunch
did not consist of the sweet pills.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The monopolists are working hard to
secure the presidential nomination for
Arthur. He is their meat.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

The most fragrant flower to the Demo.
cratic politicians tAis spring, is the New
York Flower. He has flush money bags.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

What madness it Is for man to starys
himself to enrich his heir, and so turn .
friend into an enemy, for his Joy at your
death will be in proportion to what you
leave.--[Seneca.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

81 haven't got any case" said the
client, "but l have money" How
much?" asked the lawyer. Fifty thou.
sand dollars" was the reply. "Phew!
You have the best case ever heard of.
III see that You never 60 to prison with
that sum, said the Attorney, cheerfully.
And the man didn't. He went there
"broke."
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

Fred kessel left roll of blankets in a
train on the Oregon and California road .
few days ago. Inside the blankets there
was $3.50 in coin and 500 in gold. dust.
When he missed the blankets and went
after them they could not be found, but
in their stead was another roll without
any money.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

About 100 stoats and weasels, which
have been caught with considerable diff.
Guilty in different parts Of Lincolnshire BY
vermin catcher, have just been sent to
New Zealand. They have been pur.
chased by the government of that coun.
try for the purpose of destroying the
rabbits which overrun the colony. One
thousand five hundred live pigeons have
been shipped for the consumption of the
animals during the voyage.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

A Pennsylvania bride, because her
bridegroom would not provide more than
two spare rooms from her mothers
family. staid away from the wedding.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

He that controlleth his temper is
greater then he who taketh . city; but
Drawer man than these Is be who wears
the first straw hat Of the season.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

CHANGED HIS Mantle isn't bird
that you'd admire for his good looks, 4"
said the owner, contemplating with an
expression of tenderness parrot that
squatted demurely in corner Of its cage;
hes lost one eye, poor fellow, his claws
are all gone, and he's so feeble at times
that We have to lift him upon his perch;
but he's the cutest bird you ever saw. +"
what do you call him?" Before he
was all broke up he went by the name of
Pretty Poll, but now we call him Sam
Tilden. ~ Brooklyn Eagle.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

A humpback turtle measuring seven
feet seven inches long by four feet across
the back was captured in Monterey bay
last week. It weighed about 1000
pounds.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-05-24

A Chicago man got hold Of the wrong
jug the other day and took big drink Of
mixture Of kerosene and muriatic acid.
Then he accused the servant girl of steal.
ing bis whisky and pouring water in the
Jug 70 conceal tho theft. @