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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

A stern duty-The rudder's.
The sticking point-The bayonet.
You cannot kill time by beating it.
The leap-year question-How much is
he worthE
Always wake-The track made by
an ocean steamer.
No matter how people are disposed to
never complain of the racket made by
the dinner bell.-BOstOn Post.
A health hint; Don't call a very large,
strong, sinewy man a prevaricator. II
you are sure he is a prevaricator, hire an
other man to break the news to him.
Boston Globe.
Five big snakes were found in block
of ice taken from a river in the north.
Ughl take away that ice-cream. Now,
how can any girl say she is fond of it,
PhiLadeLphid Chronicle Herald.
Different ways of looking at it; He
"Sometimes l envy a dog. Never has to
dress or undress." She-"Mercy mel
The idea of one having always TO wear
the same dress. ."-BostOn Transcript.
Said the penurious railroad directors
"What's the use of compelling us to put
up all these signs, Railroad Crossing
Can't any fool see that it is4 And If he
can't, won't he find it out when he gets
hit by the train1"
An illustrated article on japanese art,
in an April magazine, shows "a Man
Writing a Poem" From the tortured,
melancholy expression of the mans face
we infer that the poem is comic ONE
NorriStOtOB Herald.
David Davis says there is no econo-
mist like a careful wife. David has come
to this conclusion since he discovered
! that the beautiful awnings over his Ii
brary windows had been made out of the
backs of his old vests.-BdH Riper Ad-
UdRce.
The heart of young man IN Deer
/ Vile, Penn, pulsates from 1875 to 100
I times a minute. His cardiac organ
must have been timed just as he was on
the point of asking grim old fellow for
the hand of his daughter.
/ Herald.
1t doesn't make any difference when a
woman visiting a lady friend jumps up
off her chair and says: "Oh, dear me, l
must go; l left the children all alone, I"
and throws on her bonnet and shawl;
that doesn't prevent her from stopping
out in the cold at the front door and
talking half an hour with the lady OF the
house. kentucky State JoaTndi.
"If all the trees in all the woods were men,
And each and every blade of grass pen;
III every leaf on every shrub and tree
Turned to a sheet of fOolscap, every sea
Were changed to ink, and all earths living
tribes
Had nothing else to do but act as scribes,
And for ten thousand ages, day and night
The human race should write, and write, and
write,
Till all the pens and paper were used up,
And each great inkstand was an empty cup,
Still would the soribblers clustered round its
brink
Call for more pens. more paper, and moro ink
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21
Taking Shares in New French Loan

A Paris correspondent. describes the
scene during the night prior to the issue
of shares in the new French loan, when
well-to-do investors and agents hire
persons, who, in turn, hire others yet
poorer to keep places for them until the
hour when the office opens. 1t was
molly and distressing. A poor widow,
with seven children of tender age, the
youngest about eight, had been standing
there since 10 o'clock The eight places
would fetch something like five or six
francs-a fortune for day. A charita-
BILE soul sent them some hot coffee, some
bread and cold meat, and the look of
delight at the victuals told heartrend-
ing tale of privation.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21
General HamptOn's Prisoner.

Mr.. James r. Randall sends the follow
ing story from Washington to the Angus
ia (Ga.1 Chronicle: "a middle-aged man
approached Senator Hampton the other
day and asked his influence in pressing a
claim before the military committee of
the Senate. The stranger then said A.:
General, l am glad to see you again.
You do not recognize me, but you per-
sonally made prisoner of me during the
war; Comparing notes, Hampton found
out that it was fact, and recalled the
circumstances. He was accommodating
one night and missed his way. Around
him burned many more camp fires than
he had left behind him. Entering house
he discovered that he had strayed into
the enemy's lines. A few soldiers were
seated at table and abruptly addressing
them as if superior officer of
their own army, he asked who they were
and what they were doing there. One
man spoke up and replied 'We belong
to the Eighth New York regiment, and
General Warren sent us to get milk.
Hampton felt that all of his nerve and adj
dress would be required to eXtricate him
self from his dangerous position. He
reached for his pistol, held it along his
thigh, and, on leaving the house, com
manded the man who had spoken to him
tofollow. He did so. Hampton mounted
his horse and called the man to him.
Bending down to the Federal soldiers ear,
he whispered: i have a pistol aimed al
your head and will shoot you if any
alarm is made The surprised soldier
whispered: Don't shoot, | surrender.
Hampton then bade him move on just
ahead of his horse, and so brought him
into the Confederate camp 1t was this
man who, after more than twenty years,
met his captor and asked favor of him,
as a Senator, that he was more than will
ling to grant"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21
"a Reliable Timo.Keeper for s1.5O."

Condemn these city swindles, any
how" exclaimed a young man from
Joliet. 81 don't see what the news
papers print their lying advertisements
for. The other day l saw an announce
ment of "a reliable time-keeper' for only
$3.50. l sent on my money, and if you'd
guess a week you couldn't hit what it
was they sent me. 1t wasn't watch,
nor a clock, nor anything that looked
like either. 1t was simply a little memo
randum book, ruled off, to keep your
time at work on any certain job. 1t had
Reliable Time Keeper printed on the
first page, and few lines of directions
as to how to set down your time. The
whole cursed thing wasn't worth five
cents. - Chicago Herald.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21
RATES OF ADvERTIsINo..

One Square, one inch, one insertion. ....,.....n o0
One souare. one inch, one month .........S 90
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Quarter Column, one yeaE,.....',....s's...'s
Half Column, one year. ar......'...'a'''''''''' " "
one Column Zone year .......,'.'.s.'''''''''lV w
Legal notices at established rates.
Marriage and death notices gratis
An bills for yearly advertisements collected guar
terly. Temporary Advertisements must be paio In
advance.
! Job work-eaah on delivery.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21

The London police are to be furnished
with whistb s, instead of the old fashioned
rattles.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21

The town collector knows when his
work is dun. Weekly.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-05-21

California made $50, 600 pounds Of salt
from see wAtsr in 1883.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
CmARLEsTNN EKIEEss.

vile to Savannah.
Connecting at ChattahOoChec with Pensaco-
la and Atlantic Railroad daily for Pensacola,
Mobile, New Orleans, Texas and an trans Mis-
slsslppi points Pullman Buffet and Sleeping
Cars on this train, Jacksonville to Pensacola.
Mobile and New Orleans.
This Train connects at New Bradford with
steamer CaddO Belle, leaving for Cedar Key
and Suwanee River points every Monday and
Thursday morning, arriving at Cedar Key the
same afternoon. Returning, leaves Cedar Key
every tuesday and Friday mornings after ar
rival of Gulf steamships
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
THE SUN
NEW YORK. 1884.

About sixty million copies Of THE SUN have
gone out of our establishment during the past
twelve months.
II you were to paste end to end all the col
umns of all The sun printed aud sold last year
you would get a continuous strip of interesting
information, common sense wisdom, sound
doctrine, and sane wit long enough to reach
from Printing House square to the top of
Mount COpernicus in the moon, then back to
Printing House square, and then three-quar-
terS of the way back to the moon again.
But THE SUN is written for the Inhabitants
of the earth; this same strip of intelligence
would girdle the globe twenty-SeVen or
twGnty-eight times.
II every buyer of a copy of The SUN during
the past year has spent only one hour over it.
and if his wife or his grandfather has spent
another hour, this newspaper in 1888 has af-
fOrded the human race thirteen thousand years
of steady reading, night and day.
1t is only by little calculations like these that
you can form any idea of the circulation of the
most popular of American newspapers, or of
American men and women.
The Sun is, and will continue to be, a news
paper which tells the truth without fear of
consequences, which gets at the facts no mat
ter how much the process costs, which presents
the news all over the world without waste of
words and in the most readable shape, which
Is working with all its heart for the cause of
honest government, and which therefore be-
HeNeS that the Republican party must go, and
must go IN this coming year of our Lord, 1884.
II you know The sun, you like it already.
and you will read it with accustomed diligence
and profit during what is sure TO be the most
interesting year in its history. If you do not
know THE sun, it is high time to get into the
sunshine.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
0RCHILLA GUANO!

An naduterated Natural Guano imported direct into Sayan
na Ga from the Orcha Islands the Caribbean Sea- by Ira
vars Snead Co., OF Richmond Va We are now offering this
High Grade Fertilizers to the Planters and Orange Growers Of
Florida feeling confident that just the thing they need a
ing stood the test side by side with the best Fertilizers in the
market for number years. continues 10 grow in popu
Iarty wherever it is used
II. ISONATAIL
Agents Watorsr street, A / ATNA FTORu
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
Foster the Infants.


I4NOLlaIgt,
A new process of manufacturing hoop
IRON has been adopted by a Pittsburg
hrm, which will not only reduce the
amount of labor so per cent, but will les
sen the cost of production some So Der
ton. No doubt this firm will continue to
howl for protection for the benefit of
American labor and to foster our infant
industries.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21

Leave Jacksonville daily at . 300 d m
Arrive at Jacksonville daily at..-.... 2:30 p IN
Arrive at Callahan daily at....... $40 D IN
Arrive at WayCrOSs daily as. .....- sos D m
Arrive at JCssup daily at. -....... G.36 d m
Arrive at Savannah daily at ....... S:17 d IN
Arrive at Charleston daily at - las Il m
Arrive at Washington, ID. c., dailvat. I1:g0 d m
Arrive at New DIRK daily at ....-.... $50 a IN
Pullman Palace PariOr Cars on this train be-
tween Jacksonville and Savannah
Connecting at Waycr0ss with Through Pull
man Palace Buffet and Drawing Room sleep
Ing Cars, Waycross to New York without
change.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
EAST FLORIDA EXPRESS.

ullIlall fdidce BuUGt and Drawing Room
sleeping Cars on this Train TO Washington.
PuIiInan Palace Sleeping Cars, Jacksonville
to savannah.
Pullman sleeping Cars on this Train to Louis
vile via Th0maSvillc
Pullman Hotel and Sleeping Cars on this
Train to Cincinnati via Savannah
4 Restaurant has been opened az Wavar8s1
and abundant time will be allowed for meals
10y all passenger trains.
Connecting at Savannah with steamers for
New YORK, Philadelphia, Boston and Balti-
more.
Connecting at Charleston with steamers for
New York, Philadelphia and Baltimore
Trains ON b. and " r. r. leave junction
going west, at I2.I0 p, m, and for Brunswick
at lZ:lO p. m. daily.
Through tickets sold to all points by Rail
and Steamship CONNECTIONS and Biara-lga,.
Checked through. Also Sleeping Car Serbs
and sections secured at COmpanyrs Office In
AstOr's Building, 81 Bay street. and at DeDot
Ticket Office Jas l.. TAYT0P
General Passenger Agent
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21

s Politics cost the taxpayers of
New York City 100000 annually
of squandered money.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
Terms 10 Mail @ubscrfhers.

The several editions of The SUN are sent by
mail. postpaid. as follows:
DAlLY--50 cents a month, So a year: with
Sunday edition, 81.
SUNDAY-Eight pages This edition fI1rn-
iShes the current news of the world special ar
ticles of exceptional interest to everybody and
literary reviews of new books of the highest
merit. 81 year.
WEEkLH-Sl 4 year. Eight pages of the
best matter of the daily issues; an AgricuItur-
al Department of unequaIed value special
market reports, and literary, scientific, and
domestic intelligence make THE WEEKLY Sun
the newspaper for the farmers household. To
clubs of ten with $40. extra copy free.
Address !. w. ENGLAND. Publisher.
THE sun, \. Y City
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21

Apropos of the proposition to erect
memorial to Dickens, a CORES
pondent of a London daily paper
quotes a passage from the novelist
which will probably prove fatal
to the project Il conjure my
friends on no account to make me
the subject of any monument,
memorial, or testimonial whatever.
rest my claim to the remembrance
of my country upon my published
works.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21

CC-N-F EJIltNH4
At Palatka with fast river steamers for St
Augustine, Green Cove Springs, Jacksonville
and all points North East and West and with
up river steamers for South Florida AlsC
with the Twin Screw Iron Steamer CITY of
P9!atka, > for Charleston, New York, Boston
Philadelphia. etc.
At Waits Crossing with Peninsular Railroad
At GAINESVILLE with Transit Railroad for
Cedar Key, Pensacola, New Orleans and Tam
pa.
At Ocala with Transit Railway and Hacks
for Silver Springs.
II Leesburg with boats on Lake Harris for
points on Lake and along st. Johns and Lake
EuStls railway. Also with Graham'S Hacks
South Florida.
S. CONANT JAS u H0TJTcTEP
General Manager SUPERINTENDENT
O. ". BROMWEII G. r. r. & y 4
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
FOR Sale

TWO CONE PULLEYs, {on1 split pullev)
Il three inch face, four steps from ten 60 fit
teen inches diameter. Apply ut
THIS OFFICE.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21
CONDENSED AIR BATH
SANITARIUM
ROCHESTER, N. w.
For the Cure of Chronic Diseases
CONDUCTED BY
ROCHESTER, N. Y,
CONDUCTED BY
j. L. ONE. NJ. ID.
Graduate of Medical Department of Universe
~ of New York, (Alopathc) and Chi
cagO Homeopathic College

These baths have been used in France and
Germany for many years by at least score of
the most prominent physicians with marvel
GUS results. The largest institution of the
kind in Europe is at ReichenhalI, conducted
by the celebrated DR.. Won Liebig (son of Pro
feSsor Won Liebig, the distinguished chemist.
The following letter was received from him
nearly two years ago.:
DIR. J. L. STONE:
DIR. SIR-"ENcuse my delay in answering
your letter. l had to wait for a copy of the
pressed air to send to you. The pneumatic
chambers at Beichenhall proprietor Mr.. L.
Mack, are stil charging the circle of their
patrons. Last summer there were so many
applicants that at the highest of the season
the new Corners had to wait from eight to
fourteen days for 4 seat, and the sittings went
on the whole day There were in the whole,
307 persons, who took more than 5000 single
air-baths- In consequence, Mr.. Mack IS erect
ing now new chamber with twelve seats and
viii be able with this and the others. to ac-
comOdate twenty mine persons at time. The
establishment at Rcichenhall Is lrequented on
ly during the summer. l shall return to
ReiChenhall for the season in the beginning of
May"
The Doctor goes on to enumerate several IN
tereSting works. giving the remarkable results
of this treatment and closes with the most cor
dial encouragement
Our experience i'm Rochester has satisfied us
that in probably ninety per cent. OF the cases
coming FOR treatment the condensed AIT
Baths alone VIII cure, or do infinitely more Tor
them than any other or all other means
united; yet in exceptional cases, other agents
may be advantageOuSly combined as auxiliary
treatmenI, hence | have appliances for I'M
proved Turkish, plain and indicated water
baths salt sponge, sitz, sun baths, etc.
The appliances for giving electricity are
modern and complete. | have studied every
+ branch of medicine in both schools, and do not
hesitate about giving medical or surgical treat
ment Wnen needed.
Invalids are confidently requested to visit
this institution on returning North which
they will find furnished with elevator. electric
call bells and every comfort of Il tirst-clasS
sanitarium; and yet there is nothing of the
! hospital air or appearance.
Send for pamphlet, giving fun information.
! references, etc, to
DIR. J. l. STONE.
104 Monroe Ave-
Rochester y Y.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1884-03-21

All trains of this road are run by Central
l9Oth Meridian time, which is aS minutes
slower than Jacksonville time
an and after Sunday. November IL. 1888.
~ Passenger Trains viii leave and arrive rs
follows:
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
Glou LEAFS Mays.

Tho way OF Che ungoily Is hard, but
the way TO the Glen Loa Is easy. lie
that drinketh from its fountains may
not have eternal life, yet, verify, he oS-
sapeth sure and sudden DEATH
Old names, old friends, old facos aud
old whisky crown Glen Lea M the os-
tablished saloon palace OF the south
west.
Glon LEAFS neCtSra Cause patrons b
believe they have an abdominal lndian
summer.
Men may como AMI mon may 20, but
Glen Lea has one constant dow,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
MEDICINES.

Allt. tU9ENE pEN AUN, OF fan~e,
made us his agent for the state II Texa
sell his never-niling remedy, Natures Con-
nubial Restorative or NitallZer. All Affected
with nervous debility, loss of manhood ana
all kindred diseases should at once procure
his circular nom which 10 learn tine cause OF
the diseases above nientioned; then at once
procure from ms or through us by your drug
gist OF by express the never falling remedy.
CROWDUS & BALDWIN,
Wholesale Druggists, ID alas, Texas.
Ry retail at Howell Bros, ara ] l.. Williams.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
Yisinno of Hliss.

Mae millions Of Empty Pill BoHcsl Whata
sad commentary on constipation and bliousness'
What 4 vast sturehouse Of pills IT all were coll
lected. And to think that all these drastic, nau'
seating pills have been kindly solicited to enter
the stonachs Of men AMI womenl Sickening
nd disgusting to think Of. No one knows the
ms ard aches, loss of time, piles and inilammn'
.ious they have caused. You don't need such
powerful medicine. Stop their use, and try
one dose of Bailey's Saline Aperient, and visions
orbl,, will hover over your detected brow II
relieves constipation cures bilousne's sick head
ache. heartburn, &c. It's pleasant, eieetual and
cheap, and well adapted to ladies use.
Large bottles only 50 cents, and sold every
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
Eald Grant Bonds
IN LANDS OF THE COMPANY.
w. u. wyLIE 3 CO.,
Real Estate Land and Collecting Agents.
Grand windsor Hotel, Dallas, Tex.

Grand Windsor Hotel, Dallas, Tex.
VIII give special attention To securing good
Investments In city property, farming and
grazing land. To stock rnisers and colonies
we offer special inducements, having on our
lists large tractsof tine agricultural and graz
ing lands, with abundance of water The
renting and sale of city property will receive
special and personal attention. Collections
promptly made and RENTED. Having line
OF offices In Chicago, st. Louis and New York
and correspondents In Europe, our facilities
| for the sale OF property are unequnlled. We
| have $4,000 acres of the finest land In TcNns,
| belonging To the Franco-TcNan Land Com
/ pany, choice selections, which we will sell on
| long time These lands are adjacent TO and
! contiguous 10 the Texas 4 Pacific Railway
| We publish In connection with our business
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
WITH

MAY mean "Poisoned with Potash" rhA
Nils the case with hundreds who have been
unwise enough to take Sarsaparillds, Potash
mixtures, ETC., until digestion is almost IA
tally impaired. Swift's Specific isA vegcta-
BILE remedy, and restores the system 70
health and builds up the waste made by these
poisons.
BUT FINALLY RELIEVED ny s. s. s.
az was suffering with Blood Poison, and
treated several months with Mercary and
Potash, only to make me worse. The Potash
took away my appetite end gave me dyspep-
sla, aud both gave me rheumatism. | then
took Sursaparllas. etc. All these sarsaparilla
mixtures have potash In them. This made
me still worse, as It drove the poison further
into my system, A friend insisted l should
take Swifts Specific, and II cured me OF the
Blood Poison, drove the Mercury and Potash
out of my system, and to-day am MS well ~
ever wash GEO. ., WELLMAN, JR.,f
Salem, Mass
CURED THOROUGHLY AND ABSOLUTELY.
John A Smith, the largest merchant in
| Gainesville, Ga, says; 81 sunered Tor years
from the combined effects of Erysipolas and
Eczema. | continued To grow worse under
medical treatment, and by taking medicine
containing Potash. :. s.. $. cured me thor
opghly and absolutely, My appetite, streugth
and flesh returned as was cared With ~
LET TRUTH TELL ITS srORYi
A MINISTER AND THE ORPHAN CHILDREN.
Rev, l., Il. Paine, Macon, Ca, writes: I'VE
have been using Swifts Specific at the or
phans home as u general health tonic, ana
have had remarkable results from Its use on
the children and employees OF the institution
ills such mn excellent tonic, and keeps tho
blood 0pure that the system Is less liable 10
disease, IL has cured some of our children OF
Scrofula."
Our treatise on blood and skin diseases
mailed free to applicants.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC co,
Drawer 3, Atlantu, Georgia.. n, Venice lts
West nd Street. hetweeu Sixth aud seventh
Avae phHa latrNtn oeire i"ON Chno' tut ~.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23

Carriers Little Liver Pills mus. not he
Sonfoundod with common cathortic or
purgatiyo pills, rs thoy are entirely rp.
like thom IN every respect ono trial
will prove their superiority.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23

TO get the finest cracker you ever ate,
'nsk your grocer Tor tua OoHiar Wcl
Cracker Co.'s Royal Snowflake. riley
are the perfection OF crackers.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
COTTON.

RECEIPTS ofcotton OF saturday were ~
by wagon and Is by rail, making in all that
day, las bales Total receipts from Septeni-
Der to Saturday night were 2,lSB bales. On
TINT DAY stocks were 3l9 bales, therefore
shipments up to Satupley night wero 1857
Sales.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23

Dallas Paint ANA tulur WOcl,s should
be patroui1ed. Thcy have no equal Ia
hrillisncy, durability and body. liant
iltOu ~ SouAy. AIants.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23

The Turf saloon has removed 20 SIS
Elm street, wtoto they have iiltod up
tho finest SALOON in the city.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23

Tho members of the Committee on
y Painting, of tho Ladies Exposition So
bcety, arc requested To meet at the
Grand Windsor hotel Wednesday morn
ing next at 10 O'clock, in connection
with the regular meeting Of the society:
\ A full attendance of this committee Is
,,iesired, rs business OF Importance will
Fbs discussed. Mrs. q. a. CAPwELL.
ChAirmAn'
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-09-23
FINANCIAL AND COTTON,
MONEY, STOCKS AND BONDS.

N Anew YORK, Sept. 22.-Money l14G2; closed
oftred ~; prime mercantile paper $685.
sterling exchange B. B.. firm, 1924; sight
& lS4lz,
Il Closed at the following prices;