The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-19
A Model Love Letter.


Nj Deer La Jane. frum 20 own huny
SKIxERrowS, Lapside county. July the
4 times, ISL " dun sot down tn rite
yu Letter Ia tel you how cited my fealins
IL. never waz abel to deskribe luy an
| du not bleave kan du II now, but mi
deer Lie, Is gut the battery turned on
pourful strong an hif don't gilt releaf
think Is gwine to go under. ] Is sorry
tn tel you but Is lonesum an ! meen
bisness. an hlf you zeal the same way j
du we kan git thou rs easy ms havin a
back tooth tuck out bi man NJ ex-
peariance. find courtln n trife cos
live. as has lost the foundation out uf
fore pare uf pants an one pare Of overals.
Hit il hard tn have tn tel yu but have
lost mi standin In society thru the dorg
wat STAYS around whar yu don't know
Il. Even the yaller dorgis countin on
sample uf mi pants. | fooled the last
dorg, he made pass Mt me jus has i
waz passing over the Tense, an mi pants
kun thru good but the mean Gus
gut the tale OF mi new clawbnmer kote.
/ am boun to marie. and hif yer Is gut
any fealins IN suite mine, | Is yer null
dune.
You mus hexcuse me fur bein so rapid
But mi deer Lie Ise bin fuled SO con-
tinooly that Is gwine tn git mi self In
better shape, an Use gwine to kun down
hevy on the fust round, an when the
iron Is proper hot Is gwine tn siryke
fur fitur femail pardner. Mi fust gal
waz much up hin the air, she waz hi
toned an never did feal as tho mi close
sot proper wen went tu see her, an her
ole man was commenced at his seat and
continued up tn his he'd, he waz noted
nj roun ms man wat waz abel to pro-
teck his darters. II was fack that sew
eral chaps felt tired after the ole man
had demonstrated with um In his ticker
stile for few rounds; they always
wanted to go home. One mite the ole
man KUN hin tn the rune a swingin to
ingin klubs, an he sed he was fixin to
make things sorter lively fur his futur
beloved son-in-laws. Nj close got so
damp LEI and never went back sense.
The mex gal foun waz a buty ane fare
competed and gracefool she stood six
feat with out her stockins, and she wade
2i7 pounds without her shooze on. She
waz reglar stuner. But hin spite NV
big kuntry yaller dorg and the mean
kus wood sit benin a bush an he never
kun at me frum the frunt, but, like a
coward, jumped on behind, and then l
was compelld to stay tell dey put out de
lights fore | coud 90 home. One mite
tole her to keep that dorg away, an vile
we was tslkin her ma walked In, an the
fus noed / was passed throu de glas and
surrounded by bushes wat had little
sharp things on um. tell you, Lie,
that ole woman was -. Wei, lined the
choorch an will simply say that kant
think uf any thing TO suit outside uf mi
old style of talkin TO de balky mule, so
failed tn go back, and they is gut that
dorg yet. | admit | is Kinder seady.
but Is gut fren who seq he Is gut a
par pantloons as good as nu,
only a little truble at the nees,
an one other place which ] amt gut
time TO explain. but there mi size an
cheep, and he has got sox witch are
good, only little panioky at the heels,
and fus elias cook stoves an bedsteads,
warranted to stand throu cyclone.
Evry thing in fack we mead, tel you
Lie. He Is good Teller, and Heaps
mex tn the koort nous, his psfne is En-
merson. But / mus cloas, feal kinder
love sick, as | has bin eatin water mil
Ions. | has gut pane under mi yes
Our hos has gut the hampers and has
gut to have his teeth sharpened to. |
mus close right sune TO yure oan tru
Hume. SAMBo GtTFy.