The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-09-26

AGexmnn scientist says thai ever
cubic foot % air contains ispoOo In
seciA and a travelling man says that
the country hotel beds be has bcen
sleeping In must be built entirely Of
air. Merchant Traveller.
Tie New York doctor who said
thai Lulu Hunt was n fraud. and that
he could make people dance arOund
jusi ~ easily as she does. proved 10
he a dentist We pin on faith on him
Burlington Free Press.
A ~weILknown Brookline doctor Of
divinity was once called upon 10 Of
hciale al the marriage Of n widcwer
of his congregation TO a literary
woman Of large requirements and some
reputation. Ia his prayer At the close
q the ceremony the clergyman thankN
ed an overriding Provldrnce for all
the events that had led up 10 this
union. and was ~ much horrihea as
scandalized when he WIS afterward
asked II he intended ~ include The
death Of the drst wife.
sDe dodo kun not be grown from
seed. lie am a bulb. an am By no
means extinct In are instances he
no brand, but as a rule am labeled
Our only child An only chile. II
boy. in nine cases out of ten. grows up
70 be either n state prison bird or u
dodO. | KIN go out wild my gun an
knock Ober a dozen afOre breakfast. an
any circus man should have no trouble
In securin' n fust-class specimen. Let
Is now upset de meetin' AN hoof our
way homewards."
-whats the matter with the bank p
demanded nd excited tourist. CLOSED
replied the calm citizen. "what," eT.
claimed the excited one. mot closed Y
'Shut up tighter than wax" asserted
the calm one. "well. that's queer" SAID
the tourist "Not ten steps from where
we now stand n citizen told me she was
busted wide open. now you say she Ia
shut up tight as wax What liars
some men are" and he made an entry
/ in his Observation-Disclosures Hawk
eye.
Papa, are you a democrat or u re-
publican 2" asked a small boy OF 4
henpecked husband. am neither, my
son: I'm an independent" he replied,
standing erect and throwing back his
shoulders with pride. John Henryl'
screamed n shrill voice from the Other
room, "if you don't come here right
away and rock this baby, I'll fix you
AS the fond parent made a bolt fol-
baby, the small boy muttered TO him
self: swell, II that's what pm call
independent, | don't want any of It.
New York Journal.
Proud man. the Governor Of Texas
He recently made a speech. IN whicl
he Is reported as saying: when
am travelling in foreign parts. ! au
proud to say that l am from tn
Lone Star state. When / register d
!. a hotel | pick out a pen with
broad point, and | write after N
name. In big letters. FROM TEXAS
And, do you know, u man who wa
travelling III those faint fOreig
parts, when he heard of this, wen
TO a hotel where the Governor Ina
stopped, and there, sure enough
!. after his name were the words, !
big letters, "frum texts" Dear, deal
|, even the governor OF q great stat
may sometinles spell by ear.-BurlinI
toll Hawkeye.
: Luck" said a third-ward boy TO b
/. girl. Il have heard that milk in I'll
Q manufacture of ice-cream is first boi
!, ed and afterwards partially congeale
In the boiling a tactical acid
b bacteria is set free. that, united will
= u h~ypusulplide of buteric oxide, agai
= soliditides u bl-sulphide of stumakal
.as in the congealing. This, when take
ut into the system, produces pe7tonit
ed cramps. frequently ending fatal
AT. NOW ltl us Ru anu Ett oohiu ~
ss- cream" IAN right George" Lucy I
piled "if the bacteria and other at
mails can stand II We can" Al
, they stood 1t sitting down to IL.
As the tram pulled out of Kans
City bound west, a ~ine.looking oil
gentlemen. who occupied a seat in u
smoking car, was accosted by q ran
Go looking specimen OF western huma
ity: Coin far West %strangerp' he as
cd. "Yes sir" replied the old gent
: Q man, politely: IL am going to DE
,op yer" business or %pleasurey' "Chi'
sSSr ly for my health" "Ah. yes, | Sc
he From tine east, Amt yerY" Yes.
am president Of the Twenty-ff
xty National Bank of New York" "Yr
,sa don't say So" exclaimed the wester
on. er. Then he added in a whispt
Gin us yer hand, old pard, i
en-, right glad to meet yer. I'm u M
'lor souri, Observation-Disclosures Magazi