New-York tribune., 1884-12-09
TaG TALK or THE DAY.

Now that physical culture is to bo taught at tho Uni-
yersiy of Pennsylvania that institution may be expected
show the college world how football ought really to
be played
Probably Mr.. James and Mr. Howells would declare
that they do not strive after high art aud that truthful
representation even OF such supremey unnteresting
human beings American young ladies', II carried out
conscicntously is much art that of the drinking
Doors Of Tenieis the Dutch OF Miers Whether
the very artificial modern product OF such "geneel
adyis can be rendered as Interesting as the ami
nasm Of rough Dutch life may be doubted The French
cook gives recipe for the exquisite dressing OF Gu
best thing you can with the thing to throw It
Of the window 1t seems strange misuse of such talent
to depicting models 80 shallow the good so goody rs
in Roderick Hudson " and Washington Square :" the
bad, poor and low, as In THE Portrait Of Lady"
The trivial and the mean ut subjects for art
contemporary Review uondonJ.s
The Chicago Herald thinks that II Mr.. Cleveland
wants TO have any fun during the next four years and
three months. now is the time to have it.
Let's see 1t was David who amented how the wicked
prosper and yet the psamist had never heard OF
tharIes Fomike'. a wcknowm gambler and backlog Of
the Cumberland Valley, who has Just died worth @lO0
900 at the Arkansas Hot Springs Waterbury Ameri
can.
The Canadian boatmcn. who were expected to do such
wonders In avigating the Nile hardly came up to ex
pectatons. II is limited that many of them are green
English lads who had been In Canada only few months,
and knew little or nothing about river navigation.
Carlyle says Laughter is sympathy If this Is so the
fellow who straddlos painfully across the skating rink
floor aud then down suddenly that he telescopes
his spine up into the back OF his head gets all The sym
pathy the occasion calls for Lowell Citizen.
A maiden lady OF Philadelphia witness in court
the other day. and when requested to kiss the
Bible She refused saying that 1t long since she
had kissed anything that she had forgotten how 1t was
done This is u strange and interesting case
De loudes' takers amt aus de wisest men. Geese
makes noise den de roosers but da amt got nigh
50 much sense Arkansaw Traveller.
There Is large factory In Liverpool which turns out
nothing but relies OF the battle of Waterloo similar
factory in Zurich, Switzerland, makes old postage
stamps.
Lord Iytton IA said to have Just completed a new
metrcal romance" Alas did hope that there might
be thing which would this everlasting fashion
nowadays OF measuring everything by Kilograms, klo-
metres and kolitres. what's that Doesn't mean
script.
school for printers apprentices has been opened III
~. Petersburg.
An agent OF the humane association was talking 10 thc
pupils of Chicago school for the purpose OF ost.hs
them into board OF mercy" The pledge was written
on the blackboard and all ths pupils but one held up
their hands indorse It, Johnnies teacher asked ior m
explanation. The young hopeful replied " We'll III!
tell you. Bill Daley sauced me yesterday ana smashcn
my face and want TO lick him first ana then Ill Jom
-tTroy Times.
The directors Of all theatres In Germany have just re-
esvel orders fcrbIddny them to produce tany plays In