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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06
EATON VS.. MURPHY.
Opening of the Trial In Which SO Much
Interest Is Felt.
Testimony FRO and COMA Thorough
Investigation Going On.

Tho Baptist church council ap
pointed to Investigate the charges
against Rev. J ID, Murphy and Miss
Fannie Murphy met yesterday morn
ing, Rev. ]. u Kimbrongh of Wealth
ford In the chair, and present, Jasper
+. llanoy, OF Weatherford; Rev. Il.
+. Hanks and w. l.. Williamson Dali
las; Rev. j. b Link, of Austin, and
w. II. Taylor T., NJ. Wells and DIR.
w. g, Stone, of this city. Absent
Rev. Mr.. Beauchamp, of Denton, and
Henry Finch. OF this city.
Rev. j d. Murphy and Miss Fannie
Murphy We're in attendance with their
counsel, Messrs. Ball " McCart, IL. Nj.
Chapman d Ayres. Mr.. Eaton was
also present with his counsel, Nessrs.
Henry Furman, Robert Wear and o.
), Eaton.
The council WAS opened with read.
ing of the scriptures 10y the resident,
followed by prayer by Rev. DIR. Mitch.
ell of Arlington, and the singing OF
two hymns.
Mr.. Furman of the counsel for MIR.
Eaton arose aud said he had but Just
heard .of the death of Capt. Hanna,
Inasmuch ashe retired from he com
Gil 10y the request of himself he
thought II due that he should speak OF
Capt. Hanna as he knew him. He
was conscientious, honest, fearless
man. Nothing he, Mr.. Furman. had
done was intended to reflect ON the in.
tegrity of Capt. Hanna, who was his
| friend and n noble man.
Mr.. Wells read the following:
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. s55-6OOO ACRES OF FINE GRAZING
land, well set in mesquite grass, wen wen
wa!ered and fine timber NIB con l9T ie1 RaI:
n .na, in Schackeiford county. Also 1900
Mexican and grade sheep and itity hne
Merino bucks, The sheep are In good o aX'
free OF disease. 1000 llrst.class fencing posts,
pens for sheep, horses, wagon and aii neees.
sary ranch tools. WIN sell one-hail interest
in Whole outfit, or will sell tie land separate
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

NJ l5s -.ao HEAD or GOOD SADDLE
no: o, Lao TWO good work mules, worth ai
sast sla5' The whole bunch VII be ci9 nsi
out al low price around o nsr eent e' interest,"
a ~, ~ ao ,,,st have good endorsement, or
ies S retained upon The stock; The horses ARE are
nm even lot OF ii 10 IS hands higal IN ar' w"
ken 10 ride and are In good conuiiion'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06
No. s53.--A MOST DESIRABLE FLOCK on

No. s57--A MOST DESIRABLE FLOCK or
sheep located In Coleman county, Texas, de-
scrlbed as follows:
100 ewes two ) ears old,
800 ewes older
Hoo lambs,
10 bucks spanish Merlnol.
The ewes shear Tbs, and the lambs graded
10 shear Ia. These sheep are lngood cOndl-
tion and on a most excellent range.
Their wool sold ut 20 cents per pound three
wears ago, and brought Ho. last season. IRE
fer to sell IN one lot. ana commend thell as u
bargain, both IN quality and price.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 85i.--3l50 SHEEP IN NOLAN COUNTY
ON Oak Creek aud tributaries. 1850 graded 10
shear 6y5 lbs. 1890 graded 10 shear 4 lbs, 70
improvements: Box house, three rooms; s
acres in cultivation, hne spring (which never
falls within forty yards of honse, buck pas
tuTe OF forty acres, $3.50 acres In fee, with OAK,
lasting water in them. one of the best
ranches IN the county. Price $4,000 for the
whole outfit.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 555, 1000 DRY COWS, GUARANTEED
10 he as good as any average Of COWS raised ~
Central Texas, None over eight years Old.
All good, smooth, merchantable cattle. WIN
be delivered at any convenient point IN
Western or NorthMeslern TeNas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 452, HORSES, IN TOM GREEN CounNc,
ty..,.i,ot No, /, 100 splendid brood mares li0
10 IS OF them in foai by Jack, staliion ns .
Jacks, 2Jennles, mule colts Lot N9i X .o oU
sists OF 20 Mares a TO 10 hands hlsi, 40 Soi.a,
I5 yearlings and two.year-olds; the mares
are from two to seven years old.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 95i.--A FEW MORE PuRE-BREp AN
cora goatR, This ia an Importation made by
5urseiyes. and we particularly invite inspec-
ton OF this fioek, The breeder zone OF lhe
most reputable in the country guarantees
the breeding OF these goats.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 453. STOCK HORSES. IN COOK C0uS;
ty.--iO0 head OF good stock horses, VIII sell
the stock at a barga am ahnn, twenty Good
COW ponies, all broken.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 55i, LOCO TO 500 GOOD YEABLiNG
heifers. They are al good, smooth, prairie
raised, merchantable cattle, as good as any
average OF the cattle TO be found IN Sthiral
over AT any convenient point near Abilene,
Texas from May 10 to June 10, 1881.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

M ase. EXCELLENT STOCK HORSES
the best stock OF horses in Northwest Texas
consisting OF -
l25 yearlings In the spring.
iu0 2-venr.Olds next spring -
* 3.year-old geldlngs, broke 10 ride, IA.
as 4 and 5-year.old geldings, o'oAe " '''''
All, or me above stock are American horses
no Spanish blood among thehi'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No AKA MARES. CARLOAD LoTs.--WE
oa,o i,nInediately nh orders for TO T-year-old
mares i3iS 10 ii hands high, In carload iots.
Also american stock broke TO ssdd Y 6eaa "f
TW u geiunt 10 Years old. Is to Is hands high,
unbroke. -. ,,.,oos on one or
mere carloads OF either KIND OF apoNo s'''A'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 85T ---li30 sheep FOR sale and a
tSSfssN 2DOO. acre sheep ranch for rent. me
Ss,lsSy ranch has COED shed ana seed
.sE ,snA house, and IL rented untll SePteli-
her 1891. Good coirals ON the place; sheep
will shear ON the average TO pounds Price
very reasonable.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 659, FIVE TO TEN THOUSAND D.. pol
lars OF lie capital stock OF one OF me best cat
lie companies in Northwestern Texas EN- ans
cattle number about FOO head i nhd ayou ~
h i"o 81 and n complete outfit. The assets OF
The company are considered worth sl ieas'
100000 while its entire liabilities WI notex s
coed slnOiO. The ranch IL under me very
Nc, ,,o,,Saoement. For any one desiring 10
invest in the stock business, this Is hios'
exrallent opportunity.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 562----sss ,oOD OF the capital STOCK o. -,
cattle company composed mostly OF Eastern
capitalists Tho property 10 nnasr s1o aia n,
agement OF thoroughly Ell Ierns az ,and
about 1000 head OF good cattle and q COM
49,. III III
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. b6i.-.lOOO head OF good stook calLIe ~,
McCielland county. One and two years 9iu
in the spring. viii be counted out ana 40
Itvar1d In the RpriuP.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No ISL, 1909 TO 1000 HEAD or GOOD,
straight two ye8r-old steers, raised In the
Central part OF Western Texas. Guaranteed
TO be as good MS AN average OF the cattle raised
in Banpasas and adjoining counties. WIN
be delivered at any convenient point in
Northwestern Texas from May 10 10 jane 49,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

MO. 60o.-l,0JO HEAD OF Eh5a 10 Se .an
tings' 80 head OF o-year,olds boo ne ,ha Q,
three.year. olds and cows. we WI, .neni
ali in a lump for si7,6oc. Texas IN '~''eH'
90 Limited.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 52.--IU,OoJ head OF good cattle nov haS
ranging In Jones and Shackeilolu
VIII he counted ont In the sprlpB.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. i60--lOOO HEAD OF GOOD STOCK
horses. II sold on the range, fifteen saddle
horses will he thrown In NJ the same price as
the stock horses. From the same bunch of
horses there were branded over 200 coits iesl
season, and this spring II is calculated that
there will be about 80 colts TO brand. All
American medium size stock
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. $50 1000 10 lc,OoO HEAD On. Mined
stock cattle viii be delivered NJ nny con.
venient point in Northwest Texas In lots Of
l.o,J head and over, between MAY 10 ana
I'nly /, 1854. Mixed herds of pTairie-raiseu
T'syns cattIe running about equal numbers,
ench OF yearllng two year.oids, COVE nnd
calves: one and two-year-olds to run noou'
one.hn If onch sex
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

Wichita County school Land, situated IN
Hockey county. about ten miles aoaih 81 ihe,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. $50, 1909 10 5000 Head oEsOu IA ~ ERE tec
cattle in mixed lots of from Low 70 1O,VU
head WIN be delivered ON ranones ~ n me-,
any locality, We can put up herds embracing
nnIv nmn md tMO-Near OlGS.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 552. 1000 no 2.O01 HEAD OF Coon
pre!s.a raised yeaTiing steers. raised Ia
Central and Northw estern Texas. Guaran-
teed 10 be AZ good as AN average of tho cattle
raised In LampaSds aud adjoining counties.
VIII be delivered In lots of 900 or over at any
convenient points within 100 miles OF Abb
lene, Tex, between May 10 and June II, 1854.
No 65s, loon no ESQ HEAD OF GOOD
smooth prnlrle-Iaised 2-year old helfutB.
Guaranteed TO be good and sound. All full
ages June !, 1884. VIII be delivered In lots OF
500 and over Mt any convenient point within
Gffy miles of Baird or Abilene, Texas, any
tIInn Letwoen NAV Is and ] nne is. 1881.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 557, 100 10 iO60J HEA u OF EASTERN
Texas cattle viii be delivered M Fort Wortn
In mi xed lots OF 500 or over. Parties Wishing
In nnrrhase this class OF cattle should see uB
hafnro they plnce their OrdeIh.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 500, FROM TEN TO TWEI;I .r ,,or
thousand dollars of capital STOCK IN = In a,,
oughly established cattle company. ING CON- pm
pany Is chartered under the laws Oh o,, t1 ~,
state, and II IL under the manag IA ",
business mon OF the state. The uIgeh,t leeu a.
OF some funds by the owner 81 me ~, ssy hands
the only cause of its being pun Jul n,n
il as a rare opportunity for an inyestiiiell..
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. 6i, $4,000 10 $4,000 OF THE IA rApi nos
stock OF sound cattle company; nm ma I1 ,hs
pany owns very fine herd o, cate, $1,000 nu IN
range is well located. We are piup.ieu W
niiar n pnnd induceInent 10 q capltaIlst,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No. I6l. ---3j HEAD YEARIaNa Hell = nm MN
Mi pufo.biood Durhams. VIII gNe '''"
ntcll nom rs head. Call at once.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No i03 III HEAD or MARES, SToo hs
old average I4lS hands, and they are ~ i nv
rate condition. We VIII offer them ~ o"''
gain Ior the next few davH. .-----.-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

session began aud '' ~ s'. ,,os ~,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

No j,I].---T0 HEAD OF Ten hs-h.a, ~ iSi ~
mares. nom lIlS TO 10 hands high, his0 ~
head or stock horses, TO be deliVe'e" III ''"'
For a bargain call at once.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-06

Continued ON Fourth Page.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-04-12

stand right here, as I threatened. You will have
to give some visible sign Of DISMISSAL
piece of geranium leaf, or an old glove, or even
d bit of paper with 'BegoneP written on it Here
are rose geraniums growing nearly up to the
window ledge
/ Help yourself said Leda.
You'll have to break the piece off for me-
and I'll carry it in my pocket, and breathe its
'breath, and remember never to come near Col
legetown again"
IF you see me-" she said, hesitatingly, 'it
will all be different to you, and you won't talk
so any more
remained silent and watched the curtain
creeping aside. The sash was turned back on
It's hinge within. That organ which controls the
flow of the blood shook me with its fierce mus
cular action in my left side. She reached forth
and downward for the geranium scrap. She had
become hand and arm-a graceful arm and
white hand-which snapped off the perfumed
fragment and glanced back.
Here, said Leda, pushing the curtain quito
aslde-'now here | am. There's nothing Won
derful about me. Take your piece of geranium
The background of lamplight threw her into
relief, and rounded her small ears, and shone
through the golden frizzle about them. l took
gulping look at her, if eyes can gulp. Her style
was more marked than Psyches would ever be.
She had Mary Honors keen vitality and intelli-
gence, Miss Clara's archness. and the grape
bloom innocence of the youthful child upon her
face. She was beautiful, and l had discovered
her, but l stammered when | tried to speak to
her.
How many man had followed the hidden
goddess of his thoughts to find her mean sort
of clay knew l was happy whatever else
came to me in this world. The night swan
around me in swift harmony. Leaf smoke was
incense, and the breathing of the woods was an
anthem.
THANK you for everything. Leda, breathed.
Even for the geranum leaf you wanted as
signl7
But you've shown me your face. ! exclaimed,
taking hold of her wrists and kissing her hands.
This will be a nice tabeau for the girls or the
passers- byM she exclaimed, with start, answer
ing the beat of my pulses.
only one word more then, Leda. Drop, that
piece of leaf on the ground"
There it goes" she responded. Nov, take
yourself and your token off. "
Myself. certainly. But here lies the token
under my foot; Do you think could step on
anything you had plucked if that thing did not
mean despair2 l trample despair under foot
then. And l shall forever claim you by the right
of discovery, and bestow you my name"
She laughed, drew her hands from me, and
pushed the sash shut Just before closing it she
said, through the narrow space: Isn't it funny
that father and mother saw each other first
through this very window-when they fell in
love!n
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THE WHOLE TRUTH.
The Attractions the Summer Hotel VIII Soon
Offer.

Detroit Free Press.
In another month or so it will be time to begin
advertising Northern summer resorts, and we
take this early opportunity to ask great favor
ON behalf of the whole American nation. We
sincerely hope that some one hotel man out of
the ten thousand may come out with an honest
statement of facts, and we hope to see an adver-
tiSement about as follows:
81 his hotel can accommodate about seventy
i've guests In decent manner. Any one over
this number can expect to sleep on the porch.
Our rooms are furnished with cheap furniture
poor carpets and bedding of the most common
sort. Any one of our mattresses is warranted
solid enough to answer for meat block.
This hotel is not Economically situated. In
fact, the site is the poorest in the neighborhood,
but we were looking for land at 50 per acre when
bought. The views from the verandas and
windows are somewhat picturesque, when not
interfered with by windfalls, swamps and brush
heaps.
we neither use fly screens nor mosquito bars.
There is good rowing bathing and fishing.
The rowing consists in polling an old scow up and
down. the bathing ground has a mud bottom, and
when you catch a fish please let us know it.
Allnnows furnished free to guests; which means
% cents per dozen.
"The climate is salubrious We don't know
what salubrious MEANS but we have lots of rain,
plenty of north winds and very romantic fogs at
night Fires extra We never knew of any one
dying here, but perhaps that is because we
promptly ship all sick folks home before they have
chance to die.
''The table of this house is supplied with very
poor meats Chicago butterine fair grade of
potatoes, adulterated coffee, poor tea, second
class bread and the usual assortment of pickles
and sauces. Children eating at the first table
will be charged full price All meals sent to
rooms will be extra
Washing lists will be furnished at the office,
but the proprietor rather recommends you to go
over to the swamp and wash your own shirts, if
you want extra nice work
Our rates So per day or $40 per week.
While the terms may seem high to you, you
should remember that we must make enough
mere in three months to allow us to live like
nabobs the rest of the year
anyone who may object to leaving a good
home pure air, plenty to eat, and frst-class
bed for the sake of enjoying my privileges as
mentioned above, should at once consult an emf.
nent physician 1t is the eminent physician
who recommends my hotel
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With pulse uncurbed by tourniquet of creeds
He wrought; not clothed in sacerdotal dress
Against whose folds the throng dared never press
But With heart that felt for human needs
And eyes that saw among the meanest weeds
Plants that through cultivation, yet might bless
The world with flower and fruit of usefulness;
And all he spake accorded with his deeds.
More than priest--a largesouled manly man
His brothers lapse slow to condemn;
He taught vengeful Fathers wrathfu plan,
But held the trimming cup of hope to them,
And seemed to take, when thence his pathway ran
The seamless robe" with healing in its hem. ~
Ben d. House,
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BEN BUTLER,s OFFICE.
The Gorgeous Youth Who Guards the Great
Lawyers Sanctum.
BOSTON Letter in PHILADELPHIA Press


Lawyers Sanctum.
Boston Letter in Philadelphia Press
The young fellow who stands at the rail and
receives your card when you present yourself at
General Buffers office, No. lG Pemberton square,
is the very same one who, a few years ago, pre-
scented himself before the great lawyer, dressed
faultlessly and adorned with q highly-colored
necktie and much gew-gaw
'Well, SIR" said Butler looking the youth
over, what are you here forl'
II came to study law, sir, was the reply.
II should say, young man, was the CHEEKY re
mark, that the first thing you'd better do is to
roll over in some barn yard"
"Wouldn't it answer quite as well, General y
was the paralyzing answer, If l remained in
your office awhilei7
o, curling satire! Didn't that poor devil have
to work! But he's got on swmmingly, and as
soon as You enter and present your card he will
say:
There are q Iozen people ahead of you, sir
will you waltz!
Of course you won't He knows it. You
don't look like Micawber. You retire, and
conclude to try and get an interview next
day.
As you enter the outer Office you see quite as
many walters as there were yesterday You
are about to retire in disgust, when you notice
a fellow enter amble up to the rail and present
a card carefully rolled in what would pass at al
most any national bank for check.
please hand the General my card and say |
would like TO see him"
This remark together with the peculiar wind
ing sheet of the card, sends the aforesaid young
man into the private Office In a moment he re
appears,
"The General will see you, Mr. -" And in
he goes.
young man." you venture to inquire, chow
is it that gentleman secures an audience before
the rest of us, who have waited two daysp
'Ohm blurts out the embryo barrister ''you
see he lives out of town. Got to get train
Important case, too"
You go away believing in the young mans
veraeity; but, alas, you change your mind when
you see the same man, three hours later, dining
with grass widow and with sufficient time to
spend the face of another check, quite as large
but which is not put to half so good use, for
il is in worse company.
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Sorrows of a Mormon Orphan.

San Francisco Post.
why are you crying, my little boy3' asked
the man.
Cause dads dead answered the boy.
That's too bad When did he die!'
1.-Two months ago
Two months ago! Why, that is a very long
time You ought not to be crying now. You
must have been very fond of your father
well, no. can't say that | was; but you see
he was the only one | ever had"
That's so; but you have mother, have you
mott"
mo, ther're dead too"
"Theyr
Eyes, You see, said the boy between his sobs,
we were all Mormons living down in Southern
Utah, where dad was bishop. and. of course
had five wives. Well, each one of them had a
boy baby about the same age and they were all
named Brigham"
Tint it strange to name them all aliKe?7
They always name the first Brigham,
If it is boy, and said he, when We We're
about four years old, dad used to drive the little
flock of Brighams down to the farm and make
us weed carrots. The farm two miles from
town, and one day, when we were alone, a band
OF Indians kidnapped the whole of us and took
us away down into Arizona. The other boys
got sick and all died, but they kept me with
them hve years before | could escape, which |
finally did, and got back home. Well, when I
got back, didn't know my mother or even her
number and she didn't know me- and they all
claimed me as their little lost Brigham. So
they had to draw cuts to see which one would
have me- and was hers till she ded-then the
next and so on. My first mother died year
after L got home; then | became the of
mother number two. She apostatiZed, ran away
and married GENTLE and got killed in a rail
way collision. lived with this mother year
and half. The third mother got hooked by a
COW iXmonths after She had me. The fourth
one died after | was thirteen. and my last
mother got drowned six months ago. And now
dads dead tell you what's the matter, mister;
they don't know what real sorrow is, till they've
been an orphan, like me, six tines
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Atlanta Constitution.

Atlanta Constitution.
Vas, yas," smiled the old counhyman, as he
stood talking to a city chap, who seemed to know
him, 'thar's q heap o tricks played on the ken
trymen; they gifts sucked in lots O. times. But I
kinder fgger that the sharper what tries to draw
wool over my eyes Il get lef purity bad
III bet you are a good one answered the
stranger, patronizingly, Il can tell a man when
he's green
The rustic pol1ed him in the side, and pulling
down his eye, laughed:
Dye see any green therel
Not a bit of it," merrily replied the other;
then in an advising tone he continued, I've seen
more of the world than you have, and would like
to say that the most important action is conceal
ing the money!
"Oh, I've got that down fine broke in the
see that ar little bump! Well, thar's the cash.
inside o the linin' and nobody take it out
thout me KNOWN it,
a few moments after. they parted, the coun-
tryman going into clothing store to do some
buying. He had made his purchase and was
waiting for the bill, when one of the statesmen
approached him and said:
Cant sell you a nice coat"
mot me, answered the farmer I've got
plenty o them fXins."
But, / see the sleeve of the one you have on
has been torn or cut, and, if you wish, of the
ladies will mend it for YOU
With a CHASTITY look the farmer jerked off his
coat and viewed the wrecked sleeve.
Then turning to the clerk he said sorrowfully
Mister, kin We tell me whar kin git rale
stout man to kick dinged fool outin townl7
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TIE DAYS HUM0R.

''What are pauses, asked the teacher of the
primary class. Things that grow on cats
piped the small boy at the foot.-New York
Journal
In the ante-chamber of public offcial-''Is
Monsieur, the director in his officer Yes,
Monsieur; but when he is in he never receives
anybody Then l will return when he is out "
French Joke.
IF you had vote said Algernon to Kate
And he cooed like the doves when they mate:
Would it be for the tariff, would you care if
Free trade swept the land like a Storm
Said Kate, as blush her beauty engraced
And strong, manly arm sought her waist.
~ IN inclined, on reflection, think that protection
Would receive every vote l could cast
-Norristown Herald.