The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-04-16

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IErGni.EuH v. sH
mr.. hhhby nerrecintes tho Interference
with haAcom by the Women Of til,
fOrners. Ea,g -E
Toledo t0) B,ade. s@#
CosrEDKRlr Y ROADS (Which Is In thu
State w Kentucky, April 8, 1884 The
wimmen Nv the Corners are givin us much
more trupble than tie men. Wo kin I'll
on with Blgler and Pollock, Tor we kin a!e
them, but when the wives, dawlers and
ois:srs Nv the Corners git TO invadin the
sakrod preclnks 1t wo:ries Us. Only lsa,
mite ther WIZ almost n tradegy. They cum
in and led out tho Dtpkin, lssakar Gayitt,
aud Kernel Mcpelttr by the ear, took EN-
home, and locked eln In their cold houses,
and they returned and sot up In Base ,m's
barIoom till /. O'Clock At mite. 1t wuz
terrible. #-r "
l hey studied woman with great care, and
am Tree TO admit that ahe htz her yooses
In this world; but she IL not man, anu
never kin be. All the attempts to convert
her into sich viii a!luz result In ignomin.
yus iailyoora. Woman ia ornamental, and
III certain capacities yocselul. In her
proper spscr-movin In her rrgler orbit
no!hin kin DO better. The wife Nv Isssker
Gavitt 10 to Bascom pleasin pcter when
she IL the foreground Nv n washtub, per.
IKE. erly e. he knows thu! NIL the money she
CarhB ut tbst puno oct he will inevitably
spend at his bar. There eho is in her nut
eral speer, ard jsgood. But when The same
'bsin lilies out Nv her orbit, and iles into
hizzsn, che Ia like comet, which sloshes
about among worlds and smashing things.
When she rushes irantically into bis bar,
with her four hung,y brats close behind
her and lorbids him 10 sell likker to Issaker,
ez she wants what she hez earned, at least.
to buy pervishens md shoes for the chill
dren, she don't please me at all-she Is in.
terlern with Issaker's pr,roga,ive e. man;
aud, whilo l don't dpli,e in broolallty, /
can't deny tina; aho richly deserves the
black eye w!ch che allrz gifts on euch occa.
sions. .@0
l WIZ never 90 convinst NV tho danger
Nv women gettin outuv tier speer ez wuz
one nite when she WIZ tryin to get Issaker
home, and heslruck her. "Hevins! ef we
only Good do suthiu," sed this brszen
wretch, chckin with ieers and pashun,
'irs quick enuG we'd shut up SIGH holes a.
yoorn" This TO Bascom!
The remark wuz full Nv meaniu 10 me,
lssn&cr, and the other boys who spend the
most Nv their timu aud Ill their money
with Eascom, sgteed with me that nothin
Good be 30 dangerous to our liberties cZ
women. TheJ hewitt the ressonin iacul.
ties nv men, and hewitt The stiddiniss nee
essaly to The proper exercise Nv the cover.
min function. DAscom'a customers hey OF.
len commenced the tlsc1shun NV this cues.
ton, and wood, doubtliss, hev struck out
suthin startlin, Of they Good hsv kept sober
ion. enuu TO hey developed their ideas;
but this | know, tina. every man who fre.
kents his bar is opposed 20 wimin, ceptin
at home in their place.
hev reasons Tor not lovin woman too
much. WIZ wunst tho head Nv fsmil,
that is, l wrz where wuz entitled 10 be j
by law. In my youthful days l married.
My spouse WIZ the owner, in her own rite,
NV a productive farm 10 Moo Jersey, and
he'd p,ctered in my mind lille Nv felicity
sich IL the poets dreem Nv. II WIZ a fruoi
fam; and scd to myself, Looizer Jane
shel pick them peaches; Looizsr Jane shel
market them. Ez Tor me, shell lay me on
my back under tue trees, and, smokin my
pipe, try to forgive Eve Tor bringin labor
into the world. thought wood compel
Looiz:r Jsue to make reparsshen to me
| Tor the evL her mother Inflicted on me and
all men.
l he'd m;sca!culated Loo'z,r Jane. When
| gave my dirtck:hens the first time IL to
what she shood do, shc re!ocz.d. Iremon.
strated with her, when that iEfoorialed and
lnuskeler female knocked me down with Il
chai:, and bisted me- out Nv the house BY
main strength. When l returned she
poured hot water on me (wica akkouuts for
my baIdnis}r-an told me el | come near
Ter for thres yeels she'd kill me. At the
end Nv that period she got divorce on the
srouud Nv tesereEel since wien time l s.y
wandered up and down the earth with no.
body to careior me. The court didn't even
grant he alimon!!
She htz bin runnin the farm ever ssncs,
The only proper marriage arrangements I
hev ever eeen 10 alnorg the 500 Ibiuns.
The sooperior btin Nv lhat tribe, when he
wants wife, simply knox down With y
| Glib the maiden Onto whom he has fixed
Dis ius. This ia n token Nv Lis sooptrlori.
y. III sGe survlvsa, she rises, and imn,e-
| ji,ly goes out aud picks up pieces Nv dry
wood, dress the game is his lodge, cooks
bis dinner, witch the sushin child OF m.
cher cate, and icim.jitIy goes to tho nearest
.ettlemens and gifts .zdrunk "a i lore; wich
practice is conlinyood every day till death
chem do part. She dressts the game, tans
the skins Nv the butlio he kills, cultiva,es
the kern, and, in short, dos the work NV
Nh; Tich gives her master the time neces.
Sary for his mental and moral improve
ment.
All! with all our boastid ciyilizlshen, we
kin yit learn authin from tho noble red
man Ii SIGH customs prevailed among
Us l wood hev me Il witu to wuusf, but
rather than be cserced eZ the married men
Nv the Corners are, l will remain single
forever. Ell | Good Gnd 4 woman willin 10
work 10. me it wood anssr, bat wet kin
oorrsr barely supplies my appetite, and
lon't kper to fnrlner burden my capas,ity.
The wUn2n wici wants mp must be wiIliu
20 kctr fer me. Thtm's my only terms.
40 man with copsoonin appetite nez any
b.zlis with a wife. She don't recognizes the
atcessl;y Nv cupplyin it, and murmurs g.
Geld rooms and bad clczs, wich isannoyin.
No man kin support BAscom aud fam
lily st the E"mc time. lie must give up one
II the other. III he hez appetite for B 49,.
com the vile must support herself and the
children, and ef che is a lovin wife she
will help her husband cut with Bascom.
SIGH wife l Good cling to, hut no other.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty,