Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-07-05
NAsBY HEARD FROM.
Welcome CT the Independents" 10 Bern
oeratic Pastures Green.
Toledo Blade.l

thrilled the corners rom CSltiaA W otI
kumference. Our sperits he'd bin droopln
ever sence We heerd from Chicago, Tor we
he'd he'd eggsperience with Blaine. We
knowd him to be a fter from Ftersvilie,
and as we wugn't shoor who we shood nom
mate. We WIZ in q frame of mind about It.
Eli the great statesman Tilden he'd UY ae-
eeptel the nominashen We shood heV heQ
some consolashen. We wood heY tapped
his bari. and we shood hev hved Wen
doorin the campane, even 81 We dlon WIN
at the eend but now that the old lmbesile
hez declined, the chances are that we shell
nominate sum man wich hezn't got money
to pay fur votes, and whef will the moor
ruptibel Dimocrisy be then? To heY can
didate without money enyeiops us in gloom
indeed.
But when we heerd that Ra5per', Weekiy
and George Wilyum Curtis and the Boston
ReDublikin papers he'd gone back onto
Blame, we wuz happy. TO hev that class
Of Republicans come over to us, to Sekoor
purity in party management and reform IN
the government, is a compliment which We
trooly appreshiate, IF they are honest IN
ther demand for purity, and hev money 70
nut up to buy ue in with, the millennium
heZ bin FINELY struck, and the D1mocTlsy
will be happy ii they come, however,
with cold abstracshens, and want to sim
ply dictate to us, without dom anything
themselves, they amt so valuable acqui-
sition. We are wflhn to subscribe TO their
resolooshuns demandin reform, but they
must accompany them with aetooal dollars.
The Dimocrisy Nv Kentucky and InJenay
amt very smart, bat in struggle for re-
form they kin all Nv EN- reed the fggers on
the end Nv a bank note
1t wuz, however, help from source WICK
we didn't expect. We WIZ not shoor
whether the Lord he'd gone asleep or gone
on iourny, or whether the devil he'd got
.pasm Nv unusyooal activity. Wv course
/ called a Ineetin at the meetin' house 10
wunst' and it WuZ the most enthusiastic
hev ever presided over Cheers rent the
very roof, and they WIZ Old-fashioned
cheers-the regler old rebel yell, wich he'd
parshelly gone out nv fashion, but wlch
cum to US eZ naturally e. anything in the
world
Deacon Pogram submitted a series Of res
olooshens wich read ez follows:
W4REAs. The leedin Republican papers and
statesmen NV Boston, and the Moo York Tsnlss
and HJ'per'S Weekly, witch Is now ably edlted by
George WilyUm Curtis, hez in the interest nv
reform, boltid the ncninsshens uy Blame ana
Logan, and severed their conneckshun Win the
abotishn party; and
WAREAs, Them papers and feeders. hevin cut
loose from the Republican party. must go some
(
to so, they must come into the ranks Nv the
Dimocrisy; therefore be it
Resolved. That the Corners forgives EN- for past
wickednis and welcomes EN- corlelly into fun
Reso8qod, That the Corners don't give dam
whether they jine the Dimocrisy, nominate
independent tikit, or stay TO hum, either eourse
workin together for good for the Corners, ez II |.
lest that much assistance for the Dimocrisy.
Resolved, That we jine hands with these par
ties, we forgive all the dirt they hev thrown at
U.s. and they forgive all the dirt they hey histid
at them From this time out we shell magnani-
musly let bygones be byeones, and standing
shoulder TO shoulder in the intTest NV reform,
will accept Their aid TO hist Republicans out ov
the poStoftises and put us safely into en-
RtS0Iued, That ef any Nv EN- shood appeer eg
delegates to the DiInocratic Nashnel ConYen-
shen, we shell expect nv cm pledge, with Sc
koOritv satisfactory to US, that they VIII support
the tij,l5et we shel nut in nominashen. We
want no dsintegratin elemence IN our party,
and wont heV It. We are perfectly willm sleh
men shell take part in Eepubllkin conYchshQns,
and eff beaten, kick over the traces but that
sort NV thing won't work with
Resolved, That sence Henry Ward Beecher
hez in the interest Nv purity and reform, re
foOsed TO support Blaine and Jined US, the tQf-
ners 0nhesitatingly declare its bieeI in tie
| absloot purity Nv his charakter the opinyuns
| and statemence Theodore Iilton and Mrs
| Elizabeth Tilton to the contrary notWltnSandln
Resol0ed, That the Corners sympathiSes heart
/ ily with Nj. George Willyum Curtis and the
/ dozen civil service reformers which hey boited
! Blaine The ackshen NV the Chicago CoAyer-
| ton in concedtratin the power Nv the party II
| the hands of It's entire membership lnstlC NV
difoosin it thTo the dozen dissatisfied Delegates
cannot be too strongly condemned by them
witch believes in the rite NV the people TO rooi.
/ The Corners VIII uphold the hands Nv these uls-
! satisfied delegates eZ Aaron and Hur dld IneLA
RcS5t0otj, That the continyooapce in the Post
/ offs Nv the Corners NV the niger Lubbock, 5nd
! in the Collectors offs Nv Pollock, carpet-bGS
/ ger NV Illinoy, with Joe Bigler ez his deputy.
while such patriots ez me and Deekln Pogram
! are redoosed to the necessity Nv getting our
| we can't TOO strongly condemn.
! Res0lyed That these new recroOts may put in
| all the resolooshens they choose about clYl ser
| vice reform and purity ETC., but they must IN
| dOrse SIGH eZ We deem necessary, be II iiat
money, free trade, tariff jist as the exigencles
Nv the sitooashin demand, remembering that
| our noshen Nv civil service reform is Postotiis
| and Custom houses. The may play Appollus,
| and plant and water, but we want the increese;
Resolved, That Boss Tweed died too soon; Had
| he lived till today, and Good hey taken George
| Wilyum Curtis and the Boston Advertiser 10 MS
buzllm, ne wood then hev been willin to die.
! Like Noes he WIZ neer the promised IandI buI
| Euz not permitted 70 enter into It.
: Their waz a animated discussion ez TO the
phase, 1.-THE Corners don't give dam, y
etc, in the second resoioOshen. | objected
to it rs ineigapt / remarkt TO EN- that
now that the Corners and the elite Nv Bos-
ton wuz q weepin over the corrupshun Nv
| pollitix over each others shoulders, that
| we must conCede suthin to Boston catcher.
! If Boston wuz willin to hist me into the
Postoffis shood al least be willin to come
Ell necr Boston in other respeks Ell possible.
The phrase Don't gre a DAM" don't
mean nothin 1t wood be better to hcv II,
Don't keer a dam" This wood be be
ginnin We shood be generus and meet
them half way II Boston wuZ willin u
start downward toward the Corners, the
Corners shood be wilhn TO Try climb or
two up toward Boston.
The alterashen wuz conceded, with the
ashoorence, however, that no more wood
be made. We wuz willin to alter our
phraseolOgy, but We insist upon the rite TO
spit upon the floor and likewise to avoid
mixed drinks The Corners cannot give up
! Her individuality Shood l ever go to Bos-
ton 10 confer with our new brethren, / am
willing to put on a billed shirt and paper
collar, but I will do nothin more. That is
as fur cz l win 90 toward Repubhkinism,
dror the line on that.
And by the way George Wllyum Curtis
and Henry Ward Beecher and them nice
Boston ducks want 70 git 10 takIn their
Hkkcr stratc and practise chawin Og-les
tobacker. Likewise they wood be more
soothin to the fcelins Nv tber moo asses
skates shood they give over ther absurd
practis Nv putin on a eileen shirt every day
No man kin be q troo Kentucky reforIner
who puts on g clean shirt every day IN the
week. He Gums too near being bloated
aristocrat and pampered son NV luxury.
The resofushens wug past IN hurry, for
the meeting knoWed that aliuZ after a
demonstrashen Nv this kind BascoIn asks
the entire attendance to take suthin. He
was ekal to the emergency. The prospects
uf Dimocratic success, wich mecns col
lecting NV me wat ! owe him after gl'
back into the postoflis, opened his heart.
Then we he'd an old-tashioned Dime
kratc season. We sung the good old songs
Way Down in Dixie" Maryland, MY
Maryland" wen Hang Abe Lincoln on
& Sour Apple Tree" and SIGH, and few
got SO enthused that they sailed out aho
made it warm for the niggers in the cas-
end Nv the village. / believe they shot one
or two In their exuberance. Anyhow Poi
lock and Bigler, CT soon IS they heeTd u: