The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-25
6bisilfs.

- sngsf dealer ssy hs wsslshy. hut
be acsss's lshs 10 boar be hes tote 81 .sssA =
--oss u M lsssss rstspsi n .ss s.>p
% y ~ beci sss are Likely IL male
sf. iesi jelly
--.siE nsaeu tArs il ssfssxis, - shs
os@sfy mas Sid shss b nised . les
81 lard 9Th batter
"A TssfsesX scAsslmssR cvrs per.
rei shssb says. 'Ki" me snd 20 sssy.
wber~ could The had bird have learned
such Fttsstf
--Moibu 10 three pear cid est Ter .
vsik alter la: 'TsSs the fell NEON. habslf'
Nshsi susriag iron satistios "iias tAs
neos hsd saPpsr. ioof"
.-..Nc said Any. 'l'il have the whole
boz of nsae Please dent ssy 'vhsls
hog. fvwOpssrsi~d The high school girl.
.-uy .usSi.iss.s peresas. :
Me- ssid The good mas dscidsdly.
u viii sol have SELDOM ssrs 10 ny house. ,
Tbss be vent sround into tho back street
snd came hack vipsng his masssshel
-''Asd 40 yos we're 81 Lilies we'd
d,ags~ said Catherine Yes. aud The
sreos did look splsadid" The sroon.
a,l yon sAys You dent say that she. toe.
has goss ssj carried coashnss!"
"A ehi-lsn sm killed In wilkes county
Pa recently. snd three brsss buttons aud
the sissli d pistol cartridge we're found
In lie sissud. Nos se know what has
iecoms d the usited States army.
III . piri ibiIts more Of her heels
iLaa u her Lssd. depend apos u she'll
ssysr smount 10 much. Brains which ct.
lie - the shoes never get much above
then. This vii apply - we'll 10 the naa.
enlias = veil a the fsnsnirs gender
A busy housewife vas sittisg il d
doorway plying her needle. Her Husband
losssiDs on tho rail; his foot slipped and
he brushed his kace on ths door stsns.
''Ohr' " grosniogly exclaimed. II have
surely broke The bousl' "WslI. then"
sa'd she, holding up her needle With iss
eye broken out. you asd have dsne
nearly the Sans tbiag How so9" .'why
doa't you see. said she, II have broken
the eye Of the needle. mas; and yen have
broken the kass Of The idle man"
A little boy discovered bee crawling
upon his hand, Finally the bes stopped
Ter = moment. and. after rsnainisg sta.
iionary for an instant stusg the little fell
Low. When the cry Of pain vas over. the
littis child said to his nsmma, that hs
didn't care for the bees walking about on
him. bn, he didn't like his sitting down
Oh him.
- Ysnng wife Il am determined to
learn at what hour my husband comes
u hight; yet, do what will, cannot keep
swake. aud Le is always careful not 10
make particle Of noise. ID there any
drug which produces ~akefnlness2' Old
~iie--''No need to buy drugs. Sprinkle
the floor With lacks.
"Ho~ IL il. Fogg. that you are 81.
ways s,ivI,iss folks to marry. snd yet you
show ne hurry about taking = wife your.
SELF fogg because, my boy, I'm too
much OF gentleman to help myself until
every body else - supplied. I"
Brown. Jr., Gas making ~ svsnir 6
call. when his sdorsa sss's little brother
approached him aud begged the loan 81
his whistle whistler" qucrisd Mr..
Bro~u II have no whistle" well,
papa says you havs, said the wingless
angel and thst Jon are always vettipg
Il.
-''Janey, Of the fourth district asks:
why does my lover always kiss me with
onr side Of his MOUTH I'VE don't know
IN uah sbput this kidd OF business. Janey.
Maybe he uses the ether side OF IL mouth
for the other girl There is nothing like
keeping good edo on oac. aud having
things even.
Mrs Blinker asked Matilda. the house
sefsspi, a f,sw nights ago, "Whst dread
fnl scratching 10 that out 10 the kitchen9
J, must be the dog trying 10 get in. Il
never heard anything like il IL my life. "
Oats no dog scratching the dosh. Oats
do cook wriiin. LIB letter to her honey
moon. uho works ober in Chatham"
The five year old son Of family The
other day stood watching his baby brother,
Who "a. making srea, noise ever having
bis face washed. The little fsllow VI
length exclaimed 10 the baby. "You
tbipk you havs lets OF trouble. but you
don't kncx anything about it. Wait I'LL
,on get big enough TO get lickin'. and
then you'll see. woa't he. mammal
Where were son when the nrst shot
vas iis. IL this ro~s" tho Magistrate
asked the poll ,sm.n ~ho made the com
pisint hight on the spot right in the
crowd,' the etiicer replied. proudly,
And whers ~ you when The second shst
~as iired'" Aud with blushiag reserve
tho cficer msdsssly admitted; Three
blocks ls~n the street. usder The stone
bridge 81 the cod Of the culssrt"
y u. Durfsy. mate 81 steaner Arizona,
had HE foot badly janmed, DR.. Thomas