Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1884-03-27
HERE AND THERE.

No matter how low the Toe OF veal
may be, when political prodigsl son re-
turns he Is given only Uold shoulder. -
Men York Journal.
skies me az fall asleep" is the title
of new song. 1t might work all right
with some men, but 1t would wake us
right up.-Bwingion Hawkeye
The Millennium will never dawn until
man knows as much about bringing up
his own children as he does about HIS
neifhbors. Whitehall Times
Strange that lead pencil has to bs
driven. Tho chemist ia the
wiltl4st OF men-he is always ready with
reiort.-Ihe Judge,
Stock raiser wants to know what to DO
when bull ia go cross that he rups at
you every time he sees you. We should
climb tree. Boston Post.
A 81. Louis paper devotes two columns
to telling what an idiot is. The editor
should keep his personal notices o, of
mis- paper.-Bosion Post.
IN the Isle of Jersey there are said to
be 10 women to one Rorbury
Adoccaie. That accounts for so many
jersey waists in this market. - Boston
Post.
young man makes good beginning
WHEN he offars Yong lady his arm
Some day he may have he courage to 20
the whole hog, AID Gff-r himself. -Ney
o leans Rcdyune.
tramp resched into the pantry win
low OF m outd town house the other
night 81 tried to steal pound 1t hu TIT,
tut j. VS. 70 strong IL drew him IN sue
whisted ior the dog - Cornell (thiue' sity)
Era.
In mid q Lie We laugh right me,Iily
over our early photographs wonder il
60 should laugh or cry If in youth We
could see the pictures Of what we shall
be when We arrive at middle life !-Bos
ton Transcript.
"Mamms, said an uptown boy, as he
left his bed and crswled into hers, the
other night, ~ can go to sleep in your
bed, know can but I've slept my bed
all up."-N. y. CONNER cioi Advertiser.
An Ohio convict who is imprisoned for
robbert, positions for pardon on the
ground tha, tns person he robbed was a
fires thinker, aud q wicked perveIse in.
bdel Au0ther brand new Ohio idea
HaIUoG Post.
A victor who was put in the spare
room one night recently when the tenn
persture was lingering near zsro avoided
fatal cold by stunning the bed and
sleeping on the marble.top bureau
| NoTristo,on Herald
$50 you say your husband loves you,
Mary ~ "Oh, he do,es wildly upon me,n
Indeed hut he'll soon get over that"
What makes you think SO 2" "Bsosuse
men generally soon get over sewing their
| Wild dotes. - ,omer u,H. Journal
Mrs. Newrich has taken straight
course of Irving this week She likes
his Hamlet best, and says to all her
friends, sob wasn't he Just splendid
where he stsbs old Polonaise behind the
porteree s"- Washington Hatchei.
"Are you familiar with Bryant ?"
asked young lady of timid young man
whom she was trying to draw ont. son,
yes" he replied, proudly, Frightening
up; 81 graduated at one of his business
colleges. "-Cncinnnn Saturday N,ga.
Professor-"Whsti is fraud 70 Student
Taking wiliul advantage OF q person's
ignorance. Professor ---"Give an ex
| smple." Studert-Why er or, one OF
your examinations "-Arranged from
fttegends Bigtor by the Huruard Lampoon
From the way some young women
spread perfumsrJ over Themselves whom
their beaux are around one would Judge
that thsJ thought Love went whore it
was scent "-Cinaunah Merchant IraUeier.
The mau ~ho ia most strenuousiy Op
to arf 81.
teilo" il the rev trousers, who slipped
d0Sn il the U,d3le u seal brown ios
-trest JUS as hs was about tipping his hat
TO q 500, OOO heiress. -Rockidnd Courier.
The Casual Observer Of the New
York Grdyhic says it makes him mad 10
carefully explain to a waiter in a restau-
rant That lie wants "tenderloin steak
cut thick and cooked rare" and have
tue scoundrel shout through the wall,
zone steak"
Hostess (io gentleman her husband
has brought home todinDer) -"How we'll
YOU speak Eaelish, NJ, -" NJ.
Quot undarslautinR)- -"Yes, ous a. to-"
Ho'tess-"But you spesk remarkably
we'll" Mr., - 81 ought to.I have lived
here al 10Y lie IN FAD, Il vas born in Nav
! 1ik, F." Hostess-'Mhy how strange
am sure my husband told M ynu wer+.
hemisn. "-Ns0 lort Lie.
Now blush all the lush crimso rsses
IN every tlower-man shop,
AS red as political iOses
You ste ~ reception or hon.
Aud the dude buys several hunCles
T1g adden fair Gwei dolens owe.
Ana tn Tor d fortnight h. lunches
On pie, Puck.
The Boston IoSt dwells on "tbe tesuIt
treasure up these things sgsinst the time
phsu the D7moora,s of Ma,sschus.tta
shall claim not to BE- opposed to pro.ec
tion -Lopsi C urier. Moth aud rnet vii,
seriously corrupt the Corier's treasure
b f're thu Il ton Post viii clan, not To
% opposed 70 pr lection. Boston Post.
TO HLANcH, AT aEvENTEks.
year ago, when was yet qui young,
l then believed from What I'd read and seen
| nat IL was tr g as all the poets sIpg
Inc sweetest glr is shu of sweet sixteen. "
| " sinee that time I've reasoned wi il a sare.
| Mh says thar ac us and thirgs -,icchafine
| ars Guinu atiy", and increase win age
ih"u III All lhh sweet th9u, at seventeen.
| -IOhtSutHe COHTler-IOuruai
4 hoy a girl
A wayy uni
Blown out ~ the wantoA wiAd
\ waist, AN arm
sure what the harm
II arm about the vast were twined
blush a kiss
| One more ! wish.
| The father toward them gently stole
| scream, shout
a foot let nut
The impress left OF his boot sole.
IN. III. %. IN Kenyon AtiuaHCe
llmld lady going Up .Le Wsshipgtou
uonume2t elevator conductor, villa, il
tue rope breaks that bUlds usY Cor.
dnctor-Oh, th.re are a unmber more
attached a. safety ropes. Tinid lady
But II they all break, where shall VS. 20
'ond uctor-OA, vel, MN, that all de-
lends on what kind of lite Won have
been living before Ierqs siniaqs.
Bigsby, Who has hov1 III aud cunfin.6
to Ills bonse for long time, at i.,s,,
eonvalesc'd sufficiently to walk ont. an
meeting Smith. an old acqusin,a.c4
vehtursi 10 ask why he had not called 1,
see bin, sdding that of all his f-i.uds
ne had not expected such neglect f.cul
nm No neglect, my boy, >" asit Sulitb
mo oegleot--thouRht Of ytu regularly
gIuldu't call 10 sae Won hut kept ea ~.
Tor YOUR funeral. "-iack's Sun
The WIS of some OF the mnst
prominent men Of Counterpart, Pa. have
lormed sncisty in opposition TO Tie
Masonic 0Sdpr. They have deterrpiu-d r.
hold their meetings on the same evening.
az the Masons, at as late an hour. and
VIII endeavOr to reSoh home in the sam
same state of aet'em. up.Ativeness as thej,
lords aud matters. This'll make It hand '
Tor the boys TO go round and escort 'en