The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1884-02-28
NorEs AM NOTIoNs.

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The Boston Advertiser Is unable TO
decide which the health Of New Eng
and suffers more from-Pis or patent
medicines.
The prevalence of chicken cholera in
many parts of the country renders the
outlook for the spring Conferences of the :
NJ. E. church somewhat Encouraging.
There has been no obstruction OF life ,
from cyclones In the north this season,
but Rush Medical College, Of Chicago, |
turned 1856 young doctors loose on the
community the other day. II
The ReY. Dewitt Talmage will pull
verize Bob Ingersoll at AtchIson on the
18th OF March. This gives the people Of
that town and vicinity three weeks 70
brace their houses and bolt dowa their
roofs.
A heart broken tramp Jumped of the
st. Louis bridge the o:her day and /
@ssnk to rise no IN 1re" Toe poor man
had long been out OF work, AMI was
just offered steady job. That broke
his heat.
A lecturer says all of Us I'VE some SUI
perttItiOns, and while We msy not half |
belief them, yet they master us He
further says that all snperst'hons harm |
US, and to believe them is practical in
fidelity, a. it is refusal to trust God.
The Cleveland Leader and Chicago
Int ri Ocean are both in favor of making
q Republican campaign in the south.
The Ohio man Who recently married 3
woman with a red haired mother could
probably be Induced TO make a canvass
of Copiah county.
The ter, itOrial convention to frame q
constitution for Mon;sns. h Is Just con-
cluded its IsboTs. The constitution Will
now be submitted to the people for raii-
fication or rejection II will uDQues.
tionably be adopted, and then under il
admission will be asked into the sister
hood OF stltes.
A gentleman claims to have stood at
the Western Union telegraph Office at
the capitol for one hour the other day,
and during that tine thirty-three con-
gressmen sent messages, thirty one
using dead head franks and one paying
the usual tariff. That looks encourag.
ing for postal telegraph bill.
A Texas woman Nho:e husband re
fused to buy her a new pair of shoes put
Paris green in his pie by way of empha-
sizing her displeasurs at his parsi-
mony. We reckon it would be cheaper
10 the long run for a man to keep his
wife we'll shod than to incur the ex-
pense and Inconvenience of family
chemist
Bismarck speaks in very friendly
way OF the German people of the Uni
ted States, but he Is opposed to the emf
grafton of the soldiers of the Empire
to this country, and would not be dis
pleased by dis urbance which would
regulate and restrict the movement of
the bone and muscle of Germaoy to
America.
, A Michigan paper has the following
= interesting item: Mrs. Fannie Grape,
of Waverly, Van Buren, county, had the
; misfortune to lose her barn and all its
. contents by fire last week. She was in
the habit of putting live Goals in her
hen-coop close 10 the barn TO warm
the heas and induce them 10 lay eggs
1t did or, ally encourage The hens, she
says, but it was one too many for the
barn.
Bismarck Tribune: At a station in
Montana the other daV. q Boston girl
, stuck her head out of Northern Pacific
, car and exclaimed: "The bewiIdewing
womance which cwowns this twanscen-
dental scenewy with Understandable fas.
clnation and tinges its eveway featu an
with such oveahpowering inteWest quite
bweaks me up!'' And a number of
: members of the local vigilance commit
tee Standing on the platform looked
: grlmly into each others faces and NUT
tered: "Oh! if it was only q man,
The New York World has Joined the
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette's society
for the suppression Of false weather
prophecy, and says: when a man Is
; roosting on the ridge-pOle of his half.
|
ing down the back of his neck, l: is very
g pleasant to hear that tomorrow will be
2 clear and cold" &C but after the Signal
D Service Bureau has perpetrated this
3 joke four ar FIVE days in SUCCESSION with
: out being able to stop the water on
either side, the emanciated householder
lOoses faith in meteorological science"
Square pianos have gone out of style
Uprights have superceded ihem-conceIt
5 grands for large paIlors. Fashionable
manufacturers haYe stopped making
; the square,, and fashionable people are
sending them to the auction room. This
affords questionable sensible people
capital opportunities to obtain fine in
> struments at very low rates High
backed bedsteads are OUT of styIe, and
fashionable people are sending them to
auction for the benefit of s nsible people
: who desire rich furniture at low rates
: Ten years hence tho same furniture will
, be fashionable again.
There is something for the scientists
to consider and explain in the recent oc-
currence of cyclones. or hurricanes, in
Georgia and elsewhere. According to
! the reports, these storms must have been
substantially Of the same order as the
hurricanes familiar IN Missouri and
Kansas; and yet the assurance has been
{ repeatedly given, and never before dis
:. proved, we believe, that such storms are
" produced by causes and cOnd itIons that
I do not exit during the winter season.
Has it come to pass that we must begin
to look tor cslamIt:es of this description
the whole year through?
: Since 1880 the value of manufactured
products in South Carolina has increased
about $4,000, 600, the aggregate fol
1888 being $32. 1924, 404 Mining pro
ducts have gained Ooe hundred per cent
= in value during the same time. The val
ne of manufactured products in the thir
teen southern states aggregated $685.
5SS,696 in 1883, or double the value II
1880. The Manufacturers Record, OF
: Baltimore, expresses the belief that II
. 1885 the value of southern MANUFACTURED
3 products will be over 81 400, 600 ,O0C
] which.excseds the emile New England
, product reported in 1880 by about $500.
3 OO0.O 900. These figures have q world Of
; meaning fJr the IutheTn States
= The Chinese are swarmIng into Mex
3 CO along the trunk lines Of railroad BY
}. hundreds. At prtsent they are neces-
D sity. No hotel can be run without
{ Chinese, for there are no Mexican cooks
( and the hotels are too small to employ
American cooks at the wages demanded