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Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

Moses Dewitt and wife of Deckertown.
N. Y, are "a and 80 years of age respec-
lively. They have enjoyed 81 years OF
lnair ieo me- s,.f4.1rI .fia!>.. ~
A Ffenchman of Danielsonyille. RI.
80 yeafsOf age, has been married twice
and had 10 children by each wife. The
twenty sixth child is only one month
old. He has ~ grandchildren. iii
Nathan KAenedy, the, great chicken
fancier of the South, died recently at
lNeY, Forrest, Ky, aged 80 years, Every
State Of the Union has REPRESENTATIVES
of his famous breed of game cocks.
David Langdon of Eas5 Roekaway. IL
is 80 years of age and says he was never
tired but once in his Ii e, and that was
stationed ST tom a sss H Hs and sies s T sbs
forces disbapded he walked home, a dis
tanoe Of 81 miles, without stdipink.' GfIe
has never applied for a pension.
Henry Wheeler, one of the oldest of
the residents of Cherokee county, Ind.
has lived on the same land. for half a
century. He has never had. to buy a
bushel of corn or hall pound of meat
in his life. The first dollar he ever
earned was silver one He punched
hole through Il Saad iastenediH in his
clock with screw, where it now is. He
has 10 children and 102 grandchildren
and great grandchildren.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
Vanderbilt Painted on Marble.
Washington Republican.

washington Republican.
William H. Vanderbilt's portrait has
been painted by London artist on a
marble slab an inch thick. The like.
ness appears on the other side of the
slab equally as good. 1t is net only on
the marble, but in the marble and
through it, and cannot be eliminated
from it. You may grind on it all day with
pumice stone and you cannot hurt it.
So long as even shaving is left the
p rtrait remains unframed. Split it
up with saw and every slice is two
portraits. '''''''- 49, a . --''
The portrait is life-like, the skin being
nearly flesh color, the hair and whiskers
light brown, as if on the verge of turn
ing to gray, and the ceat dark brown.
Mr.. Vanderbilt has not seen it yet. 1t
is valued at $1,000.
The process by which this kind of
work is done is something 10 secret
The portrait is first painted on the mar
BILE. When dry the slab is placed. flat
on alittle car and rolled into ain! air
tight oven of moderate. temperature
Under the car is an open tray full of wa
ter, which is heated slowly by gas. AZ
ter being subjected for some time to, "a
slow ,steaming process the slab is sud
denly transferred to another oven With
atemperature;of 30o0, aud kept there till
the process is complete. When remoy-
ed the cofors are found to have pene.
trated the marble, and the picture ap-.
pears on the other side. p -, -.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
MR. oNDERDUNKERs DELUsION
Beguiled by Pretended Society Report
,,.s or OF, News and beer.

BeguiIed by Pretended Society Report
- ~. or Of News. and Beer. ....
( .-..- ., Detroit Free Press.
81 vhas treated in shameful manner"
he began yesterday, as he halted apo
.Iceman on Gratiot street. so p
2 'Have the boys been after you again?"
"No. der poys vhas all right. 1t vhas
a young man who makes fool of me.
He comes into my blaze two or three
weeks ago und says he vhas society re-
port NIT a baper. Dot vhas albright. If
anybody likes my society doan' bounce
him out"
"What did he want?"
@Vhell, py ind py he says to me, Mr..
Onderdunker, how you like me like me
to say In der baper dot your daughter
Katie gif barty last vheek und eafery-
tings vhus levely--ike~ Boston style?'
Vhell, I feels tickled dot my Katie vhas to
be in der bapers, und | set oop der peer"
81 didn't see the item" 80 -
"Nopody sees it. After awhile der re-
porter comes aroundt und tells me it
vhas crowded out. He feels very sorry,
but he can't help it, und Ply und Ply he
says Mr.. Onderdunker, how you like
nSsste say in der baper dot your White
vhas in Toledo on visit init friends?'
Vhe,l, likeldot. NV White yhas home
NIT der kitchen, but it looks vhell in der
barer dot she goes off on a visit" '7
"And you set up the beerr' =. l''.. =.
@Yes ike him TO make fine no.
tice, but it doan' come oudt in der baper
He comes aroundt in u few days und says
itvbas crowded oudt, but he vhas sorry
und can't help it. i yhas madt, but py
ind Ply he says: Mr., Onderdunker, how
you like to say dot you gif a coffee init
your pelatial residence, und dot ut yhas
der most recherche affair of der season.
Nhell, ] always have some coffee for
prea kfast, pAd Hderyhas some recherche
round here Flike some in my family. A l
bays taxes, uDd yhas as good as anyp cds
! tells him I'd go'aheadt NIT his item, urfd
he fills pop NIT peer und goes:off" an
"And it didn't come out?"
soaa e. 5ai Isas 4 sass S s,nSls,
You see how you can fool a man when
you ticklee him fhust right r'-l 3. 49,.
wall, he'sso much ahead"
"Maype he vhas, but in day or two
he Will come pack for some more peer.
Den shall fix an item like dis: Our
fellow townsman, Mr.. Onderdunker, who
vhas in Detroit ten years und bays his
taxes, can mop somepody all oafer der
floor, und preak his bones; und black his
eyes, ind step on him in such, recherche
styles As beats Boston all 10 pieces in der
middle of last vheekp" ,-.v s : uf
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
Dog Trains in Idaho.

" = = 4
sDxins the day Of roy arrival saw a
few men sweating under the labor 81
pulling two sacks of -four on toboggan,
andseveral dog trains. Those dog trains
are amusing if not admirable, az means
Of transporting freight. They are made
up of Inoian dogs, collies, mongrels,
scrub yapers, Newfoundlands and mas-
lift, and now and then Q, bulldog. The
dsiyeseoes behind and urges them. on
with snewbaile, now and then finsaine it
necessity 70 90 forward aud ndakl 4 lazy
cur work up his collar by giving him the
the blight OF . packing rope, Poor brutel
Probably it is his only bite of any kind
for many hours, asked one doe-teeaamf 4,
man what he RdSol hisssdossi and he
said: ssr.-o.r,,,-r,a
r. .9.Ialow snd Indian meal"
Are they trained?' = -. ~,
aSNei We Ieko mp oil sorts of dogs and
work. thea in. very soon by puttiae u
good dog 5n the head" .,..'. TsnG1o'1
.I"Dothey.hever balk?" ..ICss,4sk
mo; dogs il, che blsnAsst fools in the
world, while they is the sagaciousest an.
isfsiH My, when them dogs neat
about pull their toe nails off comm up a
STEEP nil, tIey bark out their delight
wflerl 60 and pat them on the head
ana CAL them good dogs Horses nor
pp other eniEials won't be fed on such
amy Why, these dogs will stand it to
be cussed for miles and then be tickled'
to death atIp&t ON the head!'r
The merchants say the dog teams smell
goods like the mischief. They are all
the time tipping them over AMI relline
''ein WYs1 81, 10 .a,i,sxl
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
i. T.;2E:sE::!k|(faQ

talk on wool, its present position as a
staple and its future chances. The Yer
mont sheep growers hase;widertaken to
solve the question, so far as they are
concerned, in very practical way--in
improving the quality of wool. The re-
suit is that Vermont merinos are DOW in
demand thx6dkHAtfL,dExAed States
and Mexico and even Australian sheep
raisers are buying their best blooded
Sleeper sold1 f5rtt heaH e al kustraiian
wool grower for $4,000. As soon as the
present interdict is removed the. exI.ors.
10oAe4s4 Ahokde3sep nS34 hcrta11,
From one county alone 100000 worth of
sheep wereseM. Prices range from $25
70 s., 900, according to sex and quality of
aAimal.H A party of twenty recently ar
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
Advice wiihout a Market.
f.. YqEy.I rys,-g H.oss 80. II 7

az think thatyodng one had better
have its fade washed" said one woman
toancther as they passed ia ,dirty-faced
child on the sidewalk, and then a shrill
voice from the front window was heard
as Z % better better 90 ion long abou. yer
business and take care of yer own chill
dnenlui dopttyery much if them; fine
clothes, on yer back are paid fur, And it
shows how yer were raised, ar Yer
wehldst talk sbo0t q Spaor child who's
mother aaipt got time +, BE- oil the time
washin' ifs fhce.1 II -, = l-hi
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
A Horrid Old Bachelors Assertion.

A writer in the Chicago Herald
speaking Of business" says: ''T never
saw beautiful woman yet who did not
leave the impression on my mind that
there was probably in the next street
some poor girl washing dishes who if
equally well clad would look equally
beattiful.n sWe1never see b beautiful
woman that We dc, not reflect that in q
few Years more, she will look Just as her
mother does now 1ehas Kep Is from
laakite fools pf eursetves. many d tins.
-si'piiiAS fie ~ ga ilysf J3y,.,-iz W.,
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
,sssssV %HovE TO PLEASE, t-sT
sIsH 4 II ----------- Z
tpw 0CopnSHcsiniden Grssped q Chance
sGf2tA 2 pfop of Providence.
and II ~ =

1t was in a street car a couple of
comedy German SsiE|so were standing,
when a sudden jdpsAn& one of them
iltrthe Zap afs hanuss1e- young man
seated in the corner. BE expected, she
%dM stM pr ldoS bfaSEshsiv s6,bar.
rsesd AID o,SsHe, abda AeafrAothfHa
ofkhs sozt-TS4e, I&lmlyy turned 7rpdnI
ST. Hs.cp hsrs Hs VA s1 4he e e1 sst
uutsedI QIevno4. oGrctchenfkspt her
seat, and the gallant, painfully conscious
of the smiles of the other .p4ssenfeers.
could 1unlSrHfAra as yunconcernedly as
possible out of the window.-Philadei-
phia Progress.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

Ihetrite saying ef good B,shop Berkely,
f'Westwsrd the course Of Empife takes IT'S
way, 'is ns,ly refif saty .syeptsl Not lasst
significant among these Is the fact that the
State Depart1AeFt 81 wSshihatSn' kAs' just
purchased a number OF, ,BQcktora, Quick
Train Railroad Watches 70 be gfvea by
President Arthur to- Captains of feReiyl
appreciation on theffi gaIl ahtYy III saving tie
Geneva &ateas: oniy Void Rave r BEEN ss con- oo
stderad good snonghr fors such q purpose,
now, among many competitors, the move
ments. made by this fss'Weseerh Fsctofy we
selected as being the best examples Of hu-
man skill in delicate hanaiwerk.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

Every nervous person should try Car
ter's. Little NERVE Pills. They are
made specially for nervous and dyspep-
tic men and women, and are just the
medicine needed by all persons who,
from any cause, do not sleep well, or who
lail to get proper strength from their
food. Cases ofweak stomach, indiges-
ton, dyspepsia, nervous and sick head
ache, &c. readily yield to the use of the
Little Nerve Pills, particularly If COM
bined with Carriers Little Liver Pills.
In walls at % cents.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

/ ing humof. bore traces of beauty. Her
cheeks were like sspphires and her eyes
black diamonds, and as.sbe spoke a
double row Of. even teeth cleaned be-
tween velvet lips land made the other
lady grasp her ear in trepidation- She
was attired in; the latest Central Park
stylsand her words. were punctuated
withthe rtisthng of silk and the tinkling
of beads. ~ TT
"What is the trouble between you and
the old ladyT' asked the Justice.
"She said / was nobody, but old trash.
She came into my apartments one after
noon and ordered me out. She is my
lanufady at No. 20 Cortelvea street. 1
told her wouldn't go, and she said she
would shoot me-" -
did she hoot?"
"No; she scratched"
The young lady displayed furrow
down the side of her neck. When she
had finished her statement the elderly
lady assumed lady-hke attitude and
said: . w.
'The trouble is all about the dorg."
"What syour name, madam ~ asked
Justice Rhinehardt. ~. -.
"Mrs.Jane euthbert. When Mrs. Nc
Leans pet dog died she cried ard car
RED on 80 that l told her l was glad her
dog was dead. Mrs. Mclean then went
out sn.ong the neighbors and talked
about me. She said that told her 10
havea monument erected to its memory
and thsa flowers would be igood to have
placed over Jus little grave" Il = VI
The old lady began! 10 laugh Tat the
idietilousness of her recital. ~ 81 -
"Is.that;aIl?" quefied the Judge, now
~: 'Fos the first time in sirty-nine
years r ost my temper, I went upstairs
and, called Mrs. Mclean. She opened
the do v on a crack Liu,I = :.
sWhstdid Mrs Mclean sayYT askedl
Judge Rhinehardtu ~ :, :, ~
.'She said her husband was gentfe-
han and that she Easaa lady and that
was not . lady, 4t0ld her to stop talk
lag about me to the neighbors. She
called me awful names 4 got my fingers
!a r. lfs z as II sslf IL TIA
her."
.4sstfce Rhiaehardtp lacedrthe old lady
uAder'bdndstol keep the psasal ! 0. redi
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

Icould scarcely speak; it was almost inn
possible to breathe through my nOstrls. Using
Ely's Cream Balm short time / VISA entirely
relieved. My h ad has not been so clear nor
voice so strong in years. / recommend this
admirable remedy to all afflicted with Catarrh
or Colds in the head.-J. o. TICHENoR, Shoe
Merchant. Elizabeth, N. j. Price so cts -.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
RIDGE, MCINTOSH Co., G.

DIR. J. BRADFIELD: Dear Sir-I have taken
several bottles of your Female Regulator for
falling of the womb and other diseases COM
bined, of sixteen years standing. and really
beiiere Tam cured entirely, Tor which please ac-
cept my heartfelt thanks and most profound
gratitude. know your medicine saved, my
life. so you see cannot speak too highly in
its favor. / have recommended it to several
of my friends who are suffering as i was.
Yours very respectfully,
MRS W. f. STEBBINS.
Treatise on the Health and Happiness of
Woman mailed free.
BRApFIELD REGULATOR Co.. -..
Box q, Atlanta, Ga.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
THE HORSE DOCTOR.

We have heard of -cure an. !" but when a
father is taking a bottle of medicine for the
summer complaint TO his family I'm the country
his horse has a sudden attack of cholera from
overlooking, is given the contents of the bot
have Just heard of. Or. Biggers' southern
Remedy should certainly relieve men of
diarrhPa, dysentery and children teething
This, with u bottle of Taylor 8. Cherokee Rem
edy of Sweet Gum and Mullen, combining the
stimulating expectorant principl', of the sweet
gum with the dumulcent healing one OF the
mullen, for the cure of Group, whooping
cough, colds and consumption, presents a Iit-
tie MEDICINE CHEST no household should be
without for the speedy relief OF sudden and
dangerous attacks of the lungs and bowels.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

PURIFY THE BLOOD with Eilerts Daylight
Liver Pills. They act directly on the Ia yer, Stom
sch and Bowels, being mud snd Cleansing bu
never gripping " painful. = .l.....--i ..
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
SKINNED FOR MILKMEN

Hf&sohes Ami IMAM named scAalk.
Tie pillmaR and the dancing master
have much IN eenlmen. Il They both be-
lieye iaspumns.rubost Bulget. III Or
A Jersey cow lately,sald Tor. $500 in
New YORK City but fhete has been no
ff iliI Of in The pumps. Phil
aelpnl2 S1auro EaR ,pAund,y j. T. ~ r.,
London fiilkAen, s~e are told, use
tricycles in their daily rounds. The
pumps must be very far, apart in the
British r1etlopolis.--Boston Budget. / :
/ A ,nilkman has never yet been seen
watering his milk II hester, Times. We
haHA tiaed- that saaAA-sf- them prefer
blind horses.-Philsdeiphia Call.
! A frog fell into, a Connecticut milk
mans can ofmifk the other day, and
when he was fished out he felt so blue
he couldn't hop.-Burlington Free Press.
This is the reason why the dairyymenl.
humps load Of onions into his .cistern
30 as to.giye the milk fresh, spring-like
garlicky favor.W7Philadelphia Call.q ~
A large Newfoundland dog is kept az
one of the New York milk depots, doubt
less to rescue persons who may chance
to fall into the water.-Lousiville Courier
'o'i'iia -isuaW lr-..-. %. .-..
."Mr Highwater, how is it L find no
cream ON your mill?" Milkman: "Well
mum, expect the cows are holding it
back for, strawberry time."- Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
A Western zephyr carried a COW
a quarter of mile through the air, and
set her down in milkman's yard. He
was 80 scared tnat he stopped grinding
chalk, and nan four miles Tor a, rifeTto
shoot the curious looking creature with.
Burlington Free Pres.
Results of a school examination:
What food does the COW furnish for
children" go '''-'''1
Milk III .r.
fright, my little dear. Now, what
can be found on the top of miik?" -
Cream ga !4ss4ls4.- sft-E's
Every good. One more question and
l am done. What is made from crea mp"
"Oleomargarine.-Boston Budget.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

RHEpMATISM, NEURALGIA, sPRA-Ns and
BRUISES are permanently relieved by Uncle
SANS, Nerve and Bone Lniment. Sold by Ill
Druggists : ~ NV. 70 .'HE & - '
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

the medicine for mothers TO have in the hOus,
for The children. 1t Will cure coughs, colds, sort
throat and regulate the bowels Do not iail t.
1--WE " TRIAL. You will be pleased with its charm.
ng effect. Sold by all druRgists
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

We max tpeciaity4 Of this Class ? 81 Il
claims. IT yoa'ha mo- lattoaney 10 re-
present YOU send to ust for blanks and
instructions. Stoddart & Co, AS &
Street, Washington, DC. 80: "a.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

james Riley founded the,Uriversalists
in England in 1850 and John Murray in
Boston in ITO.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

P. w. Geobel. druggist, of Louisburg. Kan
sss, says: 81 have sold 'PRICKLY ASH BIT
TIERS for FIVE years, and l have never han
died a medicine which gave more universal
satisfaction. 1t is fast beco ming the family
medicine of this section. 1 have warranted
dozens of bottles and never had one returned,
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

A baldheaded man, who has heard that the
hairs of u mans head are numbered, wants
to know IL there is not some place where he
can Obtainth back numbers. Carboline will
supply the demand
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

The game ofcurling was introduced in
to Scotland from Holland in the sixteenth
century.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

WHEN HoRsEsAND CATTLE, are spirit,ess
scraggy and feeble, thsy .nesd tfeat1henO Nth
Uncle Sans Condition Powder II puriHes n,
ISTEMPERs, invigorstes the system and vii,
ketp the animal In a heartily, handsome end.
ucn.,.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
Mensman,s Peptonized Bcef 7

Mensman's Peptonixed Beef Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its entire
nuriciOuS properties. 1t contains blood-making
force generating and DEMONSTRATING properties;
Invaluable Tor Indigestion, Dyspepsia, nerv-
GUS prostration and all forms of general debili.
~: also, in all enfeebed conditions, whether the
result of ex haustion, nervous prostitution over
work, Or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. CAswELI, HAz.
ARD Co, Proprietors, New York. Sold by
druggists.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14
sA4Dxo sss ror.surLrxAN.;
sp.rrins for T6oa:sad, hut willing
take r,~s .Arl..N
Arkansaw Traveller

take Fissy sh'S<t''r.
Arkansaw Traveller
The Sullivan "bruising combination"
recently gave an exhibition in Little
Rock, and among the spectators was old
Jethro Felter,a man who squatted in
the state nany yesp ago.H 4 "
would you ike % rhaketa thousand
dollars?" said man turning to the squat
ter
wall, wouldn't mini ii. in; up a
lump about that SIZE"
"See that big elbow? He oilers thou
sala dollsssto anynaHwhog canzstasd'
up b fropt OF himg %Gs 4
He don't mean h, does he?" . :
"Yes, and uow's your chance to make
a raise"
"Look here, my friend. He don't
know what powerful fellers thar air in
this here country. never like ter make
my brags, but thar aiir'tino man in the
community that ken knock me down"
"Did you eyer hear of this fellow, Sui
livan?"
"No. He never was out in my neigh
borhood. Blamed if don't try him a
fiirt. >kpilsd Nat Jackson an I'll bet
Mats better nan tfAn That elleA Say
thar, you feller," arising.
Are you talking to me?" Sullivan
asked.
"Now you're shoutin'."
"What do you WANT"
want that thousand dollars.
swell, III give yoaA chance"
def don't try you one time the dev-
IFS hog"
Amid loud applause he assembled the
stage and took off his shirt.
II don't know nothin' bout knockin'
with tnem pads on, an eff it's jes the
sanufer You we'll leave them Off"
~ 81 I'd dirtctof Of ths tceres
"Gloyes, chr" taking a pair. "Wall,
now. wouldn't they be fine things ter
wear when feller's breakln' up new
ground with jumpin' coulter" Cut
yer capers."
After few wild blows, on the part OF
the squa,ter, sulllyaa kascked him over.
Arising, he exclaimed:
"Hvss on me, cap'n Cut yer capers."
Sullivan played with him awhile, and
then administered blow that sent the
asplrant sprawling on the floor. de
arose with difficulty, and said:
."Give Inc fifty dollars, an I'll quit
= be,,eys neN16ran n .
DI9O u taking
I've got about ernut u tins business. x
thousand dollars amt nothin' to me,
cap'n. It's your'n an reck,n' you'd bet
keep it. Inever wuz O. graspin' dis
persltin, nowhow. Say, come out in our
.neighborhood an help us roll logs. So
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

DR. JACQUES GERMAN wORMCAKES never
fail TO destroy worrrs and remove them from
the system.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

"A leather. cannon was proved at Edin-
burgh in LIZ. fired three times and pro-
nounced good. 70
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

For relieving Throat TROUBLES and Coughs.
''BroUn Bronchial Tfochof" have worldwide
reputation. Sold only in bores. Price % cents
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14


"But," said the occupant. of the chair,
f'my 1amei is Horr I'm from Michigan"
! TIE DOT ph,si looks d bard E tths
intruden and Hsuld ham. Weakened hsa
mot Mr.. ned Fsde siens for kihs sevfe
lahead. stlAsi IL Was an fiphfo niU14 IAN
sBut you fe not Rep rese NATIVE .Hoifi,n
said the guardian Of the House, 'safi
YOU must come- ol,tside-" .sS1b @a1s'
Just thensrfs ZEAL Representative of
fhe ElFhs6 SliehigaH zDfstffct -cane IN
and the D0ogFkseHe1 elarsd, A the two
"All right" said Representative Horn
ito his brother; you o outside and IN
come outand talk to you" ,.,,., =
As the twin passed out the Doorkeep-j
er teefgassoEt OF mental photograph Of
with, his'eyee and said to his lehums: i,g 4
ssillhbe bowed if he comes that came
on neaasinsa " roiis5uba ptiii Q FRA
i lnia moment Or two Mr.. HoYrleft the
floor and joined his brother in the cor
After they had finished their chat the
Representative said to his brother
.rYougo in now and take my seat
RRaln.1sR ~
i'AsIhe passed the portal the Doorkeep-
|erIaniled con6dentially and said: Ill
"All right, sir, l know which is which
how" .sE''' - -'.,-.
When Citizen Horr was again in his
brothers seat, Mr. Reed again beckoned
TO the Doorkeeper and said.
Great Heayensl you've letthe wrong
man in. again" and then polntedto Rep.
resentative Horr, who was coming in
from another door.
The bewildered Doorkeeper looked at
the two ,Horrs, and then, as the cold
sweat gathered on bis brow, he stammer-
ed out: - !
For heavens sake !! mark 'em some
way, or I'm likely to turn the other fel-;
low in caucus any night" 80 a. 4
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

SAVE YOUR HARNEsS-By oilips with Vncit
Sans Harness Oil, which will make 1t soft an6
plable. This Is the best oil ever made for leath-
or. Sold BY all harness makers. 80
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

rived from Australia for Vermont to buy.
Even Spain drops behind Vermont on
sheep. -
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-06-14

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr.. Isaac
% y cents nts Wa4 xi..~s ~ ia..i