The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-04-10
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n.ls IA. sai iill The last dssesf" Lady.
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81. 10 have rbsans,lsm 10 that sskis
W. snspssi the reason vhy 80 many
ycuns Hss are - very irssh 10 because
ib.y are Isi able 10 ears their salt
a sboek Of 80 earthquake vs felt in
I.nndos the other day. and issids 81 On
Lear il. polio. lad Jailed n Irsh sss-
p.els
4 little tsila~ 81 hrs. With bis frat
l,ssoi. %. e.isg told It's, the baby wanted
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ior his pspaF
s,M hal are pascal" ssksd the teach.
81 81 the primary class 'Thiuss that
.nsa W eats. replied the small boy d
the fssi
~ bad rol,iag time this msrnisg.
said the small boy, whose father hauled
him fee, foremost out sf bis bed at six
o'clock.
fssy are going 10 erect twelve story
bniljiEg 10 Chicago. It's no use; they
san't get 10 heaven that way. Remember
Babel,
a Pennsylvania editor writes to
iriesd: II stilI support my reputation by
Publishing newspaper ard my family by
.a~iag wood.
speaking Of Chinsmes eating rats. T"
remarked New York man. reminds ne
that have got to order some butter On
my way home
"A New Jersey girl has slspsd
With book agent, and II the report is
trae IA hard to tell shioh is deserving
Of the moot pity.
DO net let advepity discourage you.
my pon here It not for the kicks which
/, receives. the football would never get
up IN The world.
bat is lake asked the teacher. A
bright little Irish boy raised his hand.
"W.ll. what il 1t, Mickey" 'Sure, it ia
hole IN the kettle. mum, |.
--"Wksewr yelled the man n the
dentist ierksd his teeth out. Il thought
you extracted teeth without pain IL
de- withon. pain TO me !"
lit eosl, the United Ststss 81, 900 to
bury Congressman" II taxpayers were
permitted to name the subjects for burial.
ihsy would net object 10 the cost
ghboring paper reporting ARGENT I
social, says: The opening piece was rem
dsred by mule qusrtet." The report
" wrsts i, male quartet" but the COM
positor knew better.
A Moslsna misister !. accused OF rol. 4
lsr.skalina. driving fas. hspss. senssrt
ine With sinners and general hsresy. A Q
Montana clergyman don't have much fun !.
in this world. o
WLsn . Young women is in love she
turss TO tho poets corner first on picking ,
up the local paper After she has mar
RED sls turns frat 10 the advertisement Of
dry gosds storss.
Here ain your roast beef, sab.
said tho waiter; Il served il some time
ago ''OA. ind.sd9 roast beef? Why, 80
Jon did. thought all the time il was
srask ia the plate"
When . nsa asd his vile engaged il
. debate the other night. aud the dog got 81
up ssa scratched 10 be let out Of the room. III
they concluded II VAS time 10 stop the u
discussion. m
-Whes syoung man lays siege to q,
ysunK lady. ssd issists upos her consent.
Tag To become bis wife. she casnst but =
oonfsss that Ls 10 "a man after her swn ~
heart" however hsartles she may sr- or
pear dt
-"Be ys net unsqually yoksd," sI. hr
claimed q Philadelphia Minister in . ser.
msn on ia considered marriages This is
good advice, but how are ysung people to
Anas o.i.rs marriage which is the best
tigLt.ff
What proof have We that there vas
much patience in the time Of Dsvidp'
asks religious exchange We saat :
gaess unless IL vas bssasss no one ever "A
Allied him for playing the harp 10 the 70
sPenss.
--As icsharg 40 miles losg vas sees by
tho steamer Sonsmss on her way from
Iissrpe.l 10 Nsv York, And perhaps the
Arctic regions and north pole, il order =
avoid 1iylag Us any further trouble ere
eonisg do.n here
I'll yon don', marry me, be sIslaia.
"a. IN take myself oat OF this hated
uetl -ua | u haunt you as Issg ~ yeu
Iv'T said she; Il, viii be Isrs respect.
shis ihss y.ur prc.sas Lsusls Please
) and little farther OF nsrer could
Is~ar Tie smell Of alcohol ~ soon after
IA
III. plr.s0rsbls part; AZ Austin man.
sto 10. ,us, got cot beck cf peems.