The Nevada picayune., 1884-12-04
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Ar'#- s+s't etsfh h'' the oouceA oos ot tbr se s:4go naa sa lnacn as ,yg A.a .o order hi8 pap.r a,-aoa,l8aoJ. aal aea Ree He aa..or yaiag isht .oat ali g Ii 4,r,ci vitaoo, h,n"
 Pau pha Tat The navcSt thing in the yasas aow is nlde of q l,]io's sboe. gi''el and decora. tsl AGajaaa g.l atie one that
 rae. hu she i- 4'aF EGerT
 n3saAea tssa a-ea8 saA7i- i philadalp Ia Pe ss, A neE Kan sas town w.s recently named Tran IqnI.' But after a cyclone struck ! ,Ge place aad moved the houses l into the next county, the residents peti,ioncd the legislature 10 change
 the name to almost anything else
 Roston Post: l traveller through
 Arabia writes thnt when Bou3oin [ is asked 10 driuh his answer would 1 freauoutlq be; "Eo, thanks; l drank voatgrdag.' In this couatry. I!hc answer i5: "Well, I've been at t al] the morning, bat guess 1 ean stanl au0'her.,'
 s;. pad Day: A Baltimore girl aas become iu3aue lecsuse she could not he man. 4aa never had to meat the raat. u77 3haye, nor set ol inr nor pas po.ltaX, nor pay for the jse-rrraa, nor fas. 1 ten her sa3ponI,ro 4;tns sa'nsia iuail )u. ao aiaat inow when ] she aa~ weu of,
 CrapHe sToa .sy yrnrsan nowV Ias aj a4,a. as a4 Hf Badger. 'ue.s aae a.o He's at col j leee." saai Sc yau sfe giving ] him liberal etaca.ion' "Liberal1
 should say was. He's cost me t*1.50o for new clothes already this
 year. lfit VAS nay more liberal ] I'd hayeto mortgage the farm"
 Arkausaw Traveller: T see yop
 gre huiid5as q new house, MT. Brown Yes, you are right
 Made the money selling whislyf' ''No." "Nhy, you are 2 liquor dealer, are ycu no,l' "Oh, yes; ] bat the money Pm batting into this house was made ont of the water I put In the whisky Every cent
 was made out of water, sir
 Drakcs Travellers Magazine: 'Is that brake hard 10 handle" asked la young man on the front platform
 ofa Broadway car, of the driver. No, responded that person. ''Is i that whistle aarl 10 blow!' again iinterrogatel the voatb. "What is
 the hardest thing to do on street
 cer'" Answering fool quastions,' . 1 replied 'he Gr.vcr
 | Brother Gardner: F.ttecu-cent
 orators get up an wave dcir arms
 around and talk to You of de prin-
 cip!es of Nnurae and Jefferson and 1 Adams and Lincoln. Principles 1 gem am all right under sartiu cirbumstances but when s'wal. lered vid weak coddsh an cold faters dcy do-n put TO fat on yer ribs"
 Philadelphia Pstss: Mayor Smiths refusal to iuduguratc crusade against the Mother Hub bard dress is patriotic and just As long as youug men wearing Norfolk jackets are allowed to dis play thewsplfcs in public places, the right of gw girls to cavorr .aroHad la tae sn4geSd}ely pie ,Nues4oe 1ow ,aaH evt be .ahuJgad
 Ccuucr.5ouaN. X gentleman Iof IJe.are tastes presented fr.cu! witAa .saH.'p, hae, If Mton's .H.sHs. SouJy ahorward he vas visiting at h;s friends house. Al door w.s ,tn)in open, aal il . was Seae.a .fs I4ser hy ihe beau. Itji4l F..tua wa.eaHrd eeu laid ! on '. a.or ro. il.t purpose. l H dsa he -.,.. .., ,lr uSed for doo-b u.k~ a.a ,hv lesser sin gers coWp.oH 0 lhewo1ll2
 st. Plu Hrrqjd, 'Spcasin of productive sci." sail the man from Dakota, the lalfhaS not been told A few weeks ago my wife said, Why John, l b'litve you've took to growth again, l measured l myself, au' hope Gdhr,crlll miss ne at ".e final roundup if hadn't grown six inches in two weeks. II