Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-23

some or Their SaytnEs s1d Dsints'
rheaP RoRtanss aA1 Koibies.

Rome or Their 6aytnEs eoa Deints'
Their RortaAes an1 Ksihies.
oh, for o man
Who smokes not or oheWs,
Who mAketh the nrea
And nser has the blues.
Who erowls not each morn,
When his wife asks tan centA
.Wheres that last dollar gonsf"
This little verse was sent in by . South
| Side lady, with the remark: and Hhssl'
| ing cannot furnish him"
A sweet young Chapline street girl
| writes: what will wear out these hne
days." We might answer: our fAther
pocket book, If you don't mind"
Ladies, only two weeks, to day, until
Easter. Ii promises bright weather ana
those spring suits must be forthcoming
you know.
The ladies turned out in force at the mat.
ines yesterday. Some chung, win sun
fond devotion, to their seal ssqucs, and
very few came on. in the gorgeous panoply
Of spring.
She was College girl and stood at the
postofice corner until the train snorted up
the grade. Then she turned to her com.
panion snd nsively remarked: y won der
how they steer an engine!
A North End woman asked her lord aud
master What is woman's hrst duty
Whereupon he rose TO remark that 1t Is TO
fool aroInd among pots and kettles,
always look neat, pretty, fascinating and
enticing.
An exchange wonders why women are
not ofteper found filling positions OF trust
in our banks. They should indeed 30 so
employed, for il is conceded that, though
some women can keep a secret, most OF
them are fitted by nature to be good tellers.
The girl who tied her bonnet under her
chin, and tied young mans heart therein,
is now . matron whose hats from Paris
cost q mint of money, and the suscept-
Ible youth Is a rheumatic old husband who
sits over the register and sTumbles at the
bills.
Mrs. J. W. Ferrel hiss come into q snug
fortune by the death OF her uncle and
aunt, Jacob Forney and sister, near Balu.
more. She gets about fifth OF something
like 100000 in all. Mr. Forney died
year ago, and his sister within the past
Two weeks.
'lIow old are you, MiST an Island
grocer sskeG a lady yesterday. aust -
list week" she said, with . simpsr.
You'd he a good hand to sell maple
sugar" he replied. She got real mad, and
ssid she hoped he'd soon be overlooked
sgsin.
They sat in the parlor on Fife snth street
and there Was q slight GOODNESS between
them, as she had just refused him. You
are beautiful as a tioser," he said. She
looked pleased end said: "Ah.' He went
on: The only differ, nee IL, hat . pretty
flower don't know it."
A La Belle street young woman writes
for a pretty name for gil baoy-some-
thing novel and uncommon" Gait her
lightning" That's both novel and IN.
com mon; and if she's like the generality OF
the female sex, when she grows up and
gets married the name will be very appro-
pirate.
Mrs. Eoff. Of West Virgins, who has re.
Gently come 10 Kansas Guy with view Of
locating here, sang ST the last Philharmon,
ic rehearsal ard was highly complimsnted
by the leader of the society S'gnor Moros'
inI. Mrs. Foil possesses very hne 50
primo voice, aud is a decided acquisition
% The musical society Of Kansas City
Kansas City Times.
There is new girl in the telephone
ctlIce, and she is a very dip young woman.
Hello! Central" called a subscr her the
other morning.
"Helol" came the answer.
"Give me the Exchange Bank, he said.
whist"
Give me the Exchange Bank, aid"
Get out DO you want the earth? How
csn ] give you a bank? | amt got ten
cents TO my name" and she knocked the
connecting link clear across the office and
begun humming "Over the Garden Wall"
Future GREAT-McGillin Il Co.'S dry
goods house.
GRASP free concert by the full Opers
House band on Friday evening, March
18th, at the Famous HStters, ll42 Main