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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

SOUTHERN photographers are excellent econo-
mixers of space When a negro down that way
has committed crime it is considered I'M
necessary to say more than that last night he
was taken from Jail by masked men" To men
ton subsequent proceedings is regarded as a
waste of time and words
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

The Philadelphia Press and Record, papers
which do not hold harmonious views on the tar
III question, are conducting an acrimonious dis
cussion of the duty on tarlatans. The verdict of
dlspassonate reader is that in the present state
of the weather the Disputes not profitable one.
Unless summer opens soon it will hardly be
worth while for those editors to have tarlatan
clothes made up at any price
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

To the Editor of the indianapolis Journal:
If the same force necessary to propel a one
thousand pound projectile certain distance in
given time could be concentrated on one-hund-
red-pound projectile, would not the velocity and
penetrating power of the -hundred-pound
projectile be much greater than that of the one
thousandpound projectilel ARTILLERIsT.
DUBLIN, Ind.
1t would, though the impact, if its force could
be equally applied, would probably be the same
in each instance
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

give away the whole barrelful, other aspirants
for the nomination may as well hang up their
mistake
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

IF Mr. Charles Bradlaugh be correctly repre-
sented, he has made fool of himself by writing
a letter to the Prince of Wales, as brother Ma
son, asking the Princes support to an atheistical
propaganda, which, he said, it was the duty of
English and continental Masons to provide. 1t
is further reported that Lord Carnarvon will
move in the grand lodge for the expulsion of Mr.
Bradlaugh. Should Mr.. Bradlaugh be expelled,
other atheists will secede from Freemasonry
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

Mr.. MULLINS prosperous young farmer of
Eden, Ala, was two years ago desperately in
love with two girls with either of which charm
ers he thought he could be happy were tother
away. After careful consideration he selected
one and married her. After seventeen months
of welded life the fact suddenly dawned upon
Mr. Mullins that he had married the wrong girl
and that he loved the other one better. AS there
seemed no way of making an exchange and
thereby rectifying his error, the unhappy man
solved the problem by cutting his head off with
a razor. For such affectionate natures as Mr..
Mullins's there is no place so well suited as
heaven.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

S1LAs WoRDEN lived on a farm near Waverly,
N Y, for forty years, and in all that time never
missed Sundays service at the Baptist Church
Last Sunday he remained at home for the first
time, and celebrated the occasion by going out
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

in the orchard and hanging himself Forty
years of felicity dprobably warped Silass art
istic nature else he would have preserved the
eternal fitness of things by drowning himself.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

A New York school teacher makes the rather
sensational statement that teachers dare
not teach the nature of alcoholic stimulants
without the danger of losing their places. There
seems to be strong influence the board in
favor of the liquor interest.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

IT is early in the season to begin campaign
lying, but it is already on the ground. To dis
count the Chicago Tribune's advocacy of Mr..
Blaine, it was seriously given out that son of
James G. Blaine was betrothed to a daughter
of Mr.. Medill, editor of the Tribune, and that
the marriage would take place next winter The
shame of such malicious stories flor this one is
witho ut the shadow of foundation) must inevita-
bly, recoil on their originators, who do not
hesitate to violate the sanctity of any mans
home in order to make material for sensational
news paragraphs.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14
news paragral

SwILL FED diaries in the vicinity of New York
city are being raided and one offender
has just been fined $500 for selling milk
from swillfed cows The prosecuting
witness, who visited this dairy, said:
81 saw thirtyone COWS in the sheds, all eating
swill from troughs The horns were dropping
out of the cows heads, the tails had, for the
most part, rotted off, and the hoofs of all were
swollen. Their eyes protruded, and were
watery and full of humor. The hair of ali came
off by the handful" 1t is to be hoped that no
such establishments exist here.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

To the Editor of the indianapolis Journal:
Is the following expression admissible in
speech, and is it grammatical 81 can cure you
as have many Others A READER.
1t is correct. Cured is understood in the
last clause of the sentence
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

THERE are not wanting Democratic papers
who insist on Mr.. Tilden being compelled to
accept the nomination. This will be very
painful to him.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

AN old Republican in eastern Massachusetts,
who helped organize the Republican party who
served during the war, and who was an init
mate friend of Henry Wilson, and was dele
gate in the convention which nominated him for
the vice-presidency, has written his son in
New York as follows
''Now you see what the setting up of ones
individual preferences amounts to. The idea
that great nation like ours is to be controlled
by my opinion or go to the dogs-or the Demo
cratic party, which is the same things mar
row, selfish view to take of ones duty to his
party There will doubtless be some kicking in
Massachusetts, and New York; but after all the
Republicans of those States will eventually come
in and support the ticket. What else can they
do9 Can they support the Democratic ticket!
Some perhaps who are carried away by per-
sonal feeling, are already swearing that they
will vote the Democratic ticket even before
they know who are to be the nominees. Is that
good sense or wise craftsmanship Don't be in
too much of hurry to bite off your own nose to
spite that great majority of your party WHO did
not look at things through your eyes. Down
this way the nominations are well received.
Even the Irish are favorable to Blaine, on ac
count of his attitude toward Great Britain.
The same may be true in New York, and the
Irish Republican leaders there may know it. If
New York is pivotal State, this may be of
great consequence.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14
BREAKFAST-TABLE CHAT.

WOMAN in Germantown Pa. deserted her hus-
band because he played the trombone.
AT the Tuileries Garden Dogshow Paris, a canine
bathngcostume is exhibited also rubber shoes for pet
dogs to wear in damp weather..
Mr.. RUsKIN maintains that it is high time that the
public left off prasing his of saying things
and began believing something he says
In one species of spider the female is 800 times
larger than tine male The husband in those families
doesn't dare tell his wife that he is iust going down
to the club for few minutes"
LOVERS of Jane Austen will hear with pleasure
that in box full of letters which came Lord Bra
bourne from his mother, Lady Knatchbull, Lord Bra
bourne has discovered about two hundred letters
from my dear Aunt Jane Austen" These letters will
be published early in the autumn.
MAUD, daughter of Julia Ward Howe confesses to
twenty -seven, and while not wholly dsavowng the
prevailing fashions dresses in what she declares to be
"a distinctly aesthetic pre-Raphaelite and South Ken
sington manner Happily, her uncle, Sam Ward,
died in peaceful ignorance far away in Italy.
HARVEY D. PARKER, of Boston, was a small nerv-
man, who started business life running lunch
counter. He built the Parker House, in Boston and
died worth So, 900, OOO He owed his success to
good cook and system to insure guests courteous
treatment whether they feed the walters not.
BISMARCK Tribune: Mrs. Mackey's new dress made
by Worth. is said to be perfect poem" The poem
probably begins in this way:
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-06-14

however criticisable in the method-had been
made to withdraw the book from public circula
ton. 1t would be wholly superhuous to enter,
either in detail or at large, into any refutation of
the ilnature6 and unjust aspersons which the
story presents concerning some then prominent
indianapolis people Those most unfavoraby
commented upon are too well known here to re-
quire any defense, and in their descendants,
have left a bulwark of worth and principle which
needs no Strengthening from outsiders.
So far as the book, IN itself, is concerned, it
presents, in the light of a modern reading en-
tirely too little wool to have occasioned so great
hue and cry. worse investment than a
republication of it. as prophesed, cannot be
imagined When this temporary interest in its
contents shall have rippled away, it will die the
obscure death to which it was quietly and peace
fully fastening when so rashly disturbed and
rushed before the public. 1t has no literary
value whatever to give it Immortality, being
exceedingly dull and humdrum in style, abound
ing in platitudes and in what, in this irreverent
but practical day, would be characterized as
religious gush In spite of its facial expression
of deep-seated Christian spirituality, the authors
very secular and ill-natured discomfort with her
Ah0 anu surroundings is reIndIhdply oP
parent 1t embodies the old story of an
exile from Oriental splendor where they are
supposed to have fresh napkins three times
day, and finger bowls all the year round, Ian
gushing and mourning in the wilds of Western
barbarism; not gracefully accepting the inevita-
BILE differences which all sensible people expect
to ind in new homes in new countries, but
always kicking against the prcks and making
odious and obnoxious comparisons. 1t may be
remarked, en- PEASANT, that it is great pity that
our Western States have not law providing
that all disagreeable walters for Eastern culture
should be Immediately posted back, at the States
expense to the place whence they came.
Aside from deserving RELOCATION to ignomini
GUS obscurity for it's dullness and caviling spirit
the book is entitled to humiliation
for its conspicuous characteristics as
gloom distributor 1t claims no less than ten elab
orately described death beds, outdoing in this
line of righteousness its illustrious sster-in-
law, "Uncle Toms Cabin" The fondness for
such scenes is wholly morbid and unwholesome,
belonging properly to that benighted era when
the dying beds of eminent men were popular
themes for parlor decoration, and the weeping
willow sampler, with black frame around it, ex
pressed all that was necessary to the aesthetics
of art Such books as the one under discussion
have no creditable mission, without which no
book has excuse for being. Life is too short
to be wasted in their perusal and it is great
pity, if only for the credit of human nature, that
when the author of 'From Dawn to Daylight
has passed away into the eternal silence she will
be chiefly remembered in indianapolis as the
writer of this very gloomy, commonplace and
ill-natured book.
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son Brothers. Of Chicago. Go and
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Henry Green, of Grande Ronde
Valley, Eastern Oregon, passed
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OF work horses.
+. d. Bellinger, who until recently
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botham's hardware store, has bought
INTO the Haley Transfer Company.
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Steps are being taken to organize
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There WILL be a social dance at
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-09-13
THE 4. 0. U. W. BALL.
II Is Given Simpi, to Commemorate the
First Anniversary Of HALEY LUdye.

The ball to be given next week in
Haley Thester, under the auspicrs of
Haley l.ol &c, a. O. L. w., is NOT
an invitation ball. No invitations
have been issued, and none will be. An
invitation committee was appointed
merely because cit is the fashion,"
rs no invitations will be issued, the
members of the Lodge expect al! who
wish to have good time to attend
wit out any Other imitation than this,
which is cordially extended.
While tt e ball is given fer the ben.
eff of the I.odg :, it is not II benefit
ball by any means, and not done to
make money. The COMMITTEES of ar
engagements are DESTROYS of realizing II
little above expenses, of course; but
the Lo'lye mt mbrrs can, besides pur-
chasing IA ticket apiece, afford to make
up any deficiency there may be.