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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Five years ago broke down with kidney
and liver complaint and rheumatism. Since
then have been unable to be about at all.
My liver became hard like wood; my limbs
were puffed up and filed with water. All
the best physicians agreed that nothing
could cure me. resolved to try Hop Bit
tiers; have used seven bottles; the hard
ness has all gone from my liver, the SWELL
ing from my limbs, and 1t has worked a
miracle in my case; otherwise l would have
been now in my grave,
J. W. MoREY, Buffalo, Oct. / 'sl.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26
Food that is badly prepared the gods
never make palatable.

The simplest and best regulator of the
disordered Liver in the world are Carriers
Little Liver Pills. They give prompt relief
in Sick Headache, Dizziness, Nausea, etc.
prevent and cure Constipation and Piles
remove Sallowness and Pimples from the
Complexion, and are mild and gentle in
their operation on the bowels. Carter
Little Liver Pills are small and as easy to
take as sugar. One pill dose. Price %
cents,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

There is music in the tinkllng of the
bell, bell, bell, but the auctioneer who
rings it is a sell, sell, sell.
In the Critic of April ~ is printed
the list of "Forty Immortalsr voted for
by the readers of that paper.
Credulity is great disadvantage to
an honest character.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

feel very grateful for the wonderful
cures that have been performed with Ely's
Cream Balm. l have had Catarrh in its
worst form for the past % years and have
used everything l could hear Of l COM
menced using the Cream Balm and con-
slider it the best thing ever tried. Irecom-
mend it to every one afflicted. j. b. REL
sEY, 80 Broad street, New York City.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

PETROLIA, Pa, Jan. 8, 1879
MEssRs. KENNEDY & Coz My hair is
growing out so fast that can almost see it
growing myself, through the use of your
Carboline. d, NIXON.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

When you come to Omaha, take the
Street Cars or Bus for the Metropolitan
Hotel. $500 per day. Tables as good
any SO 90 per day house.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26
Druggists

Headache, constipation, liver complaint,
biliousness are cured by that mild, cleans
ing remedy which never produces pain,
EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.
Only % cts. Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Worms cause peevishness, fevers, con-
vulsions and frequently death. A pleasant,
safe and certain remedy is DR.. JAQUE'S
GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
Druggists
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Talmage says smoking leads to drinking.
So does salt Goldfish, dear brother.
Murcury crushed to earth will rise again.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Coughs and Colds.-Those who are
suffering from Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
ETC., should try Browns BRONCHIAL
TROCHEs. Sold only in boxes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

An economical man will keep the leather
Of his harness soft and pliable, which pre-
serves it from cracking or ripping. He al
ways uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Sold bv all Harness Makers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Sprains, bruises, stiff joints, burns,
scalds, and rheumatism are relieved by
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment.
Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

DON'T DIE IN THE HOUSE. Rough on
Rats" clears out rats nice, flies, roaches bed bugs
lao
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

One-third of all who die in active middle
life are carried off by consumption. The most
frequent cause is a neglected cold, cough,
hoarseness, bronchial trouble or asthma,
all OF which may be permanently cured by
Ebert EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD
CHERRY. Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

DR.. Sanford's Liver 1nvigorator-cathar-
tic, tonic, will cure when other medicines
fail.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

"BUCHU-PAIBA.D Quick, complete cure
all annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases. 81.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Newspapers are like men-the liveliest
have the best circulation and the most
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

They are healthy who are contented with
what they possess.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Plsos Remedy for Catarrh a certain cure for
that very obnoxious disease.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Fiction is made more impressive by al
imitation Of truth.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Crouch on Couxhs." 15c., &C., &c.,, at Drug
gtsts. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore
Throat
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

A young lady must be pretty far gon
when she can't get step father.
The pennies mightier than the sword.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
25c.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

The value of our actions is measured by
their sincerity.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

CROUCH ON CORNs" I5c. Ask for It.
Compete cure. hard or soft curns warts, bunions.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

The marriage ceremony always affairs a
man s views Of lifa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

A half glass of whisky, observed reflec-
tive tramp, is better than no bread.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Stop at the Metropolitan Hotel when
in Omaha. The best $500 per day
house in the west. Tables as good as
any $S 100 per day house.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

The rule that three of kind beats two
pairs does not refer TO boots.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26
NOTED WASHINGTON PEOPLE.

A Glimpse of Col. Bob Ingersoll, Judge
Merrick and the Presidents Sisters
Mrs. McElroy's Wonderful Tact
The Home of Beautiful
Kate Chase Sprague.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

When you visit or leave New York City,
save Baggage, Expressage and Carriage
Hire, and stop at GRAND UNION HOTEL,
opposite Grand Central Depot. 600 elegant
lars, reduced to 81 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse-cars, stages
and elevated railroads to all depots. Fam
lilies can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other first
class hotel in the city
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

The highest mountain may give the finest
view, but give us a little one for ascent.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Mild counsel has a beneficial effect on
strong natures.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

Restless, fretful, crying children are suf-
fering and need for their relief DR.. WINCH
ELLIS TEETHING SYRUP, which is use
full not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups, sore
throat, collie and cramps Of older children,
and should always be kept in every house
for emergencies. Only % cts. Sold by all
druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-04-26

A farmers wealth depends on the con-
dition of his stock. When scraggy and fee
BILE they are especially liable to distempers
feyers. colds, and all diseases which de-
stroy animals. Thousands Of dollars are
saved annually by that valuable old stand
by. UNCLE SANS CONDITION POW
DER.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1884-02-01

Mr.. @. Dorsnl1s, druggiDt, Port Gibson.
Miss. writes . Browns Iron Ditters I
selling bcttyr than any article ! evss
soldn ~
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19
Sunlight and Human Health.

From the London Observer
A prolonged absence of sunlight is a
very serious matter. Its effect upon the
health are direct and preceptible. We
get no ozone, and we become dull and
listless, as if we had been sitting up at
night. When thus out of tone and be-
low par we are consequently deficient
in that vital enegy which would other
wise enable us to shake off any ordinary
ailment Nor is this all Absence of
sunlight for any considerable period is
almost invariably followed by epidemic
outbreaks When the sun is active filth
of all kinds pthrifies as it collects, ac-
cumulates in masses and ferments.
These fermented aceumulations are a
source of positive danger as soon as
the son resumes its activity. Decompos-
1tion under bright sun Is comparative
ly harmless. Slow decomposition in the
dark is especially hostile TO the health.
We need no chemist to tell us this, but
at the same time it is we'll to
bear the chemistry of common Life IN
mind. Children suffer more from the
absence of the suns rays than do adults.
Adults have only to keep alive; chill
dren have to keep alive and grow which
entails double amount of chemical
work. Now, if there be no sunshine,
we can best supplement its absence by
exercise. And yet. strange enough, the
substance Of sunshine Is regarded by
most mothers as sufficient ground for
keeping children within doors. 1t Is,
on the contrary, the very reason why
they should be sent out and kept out as
much as possible.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19
The Rage for Fancy Fowl.

There is lively demand for thorough
bred fowls. Dealers are doing unusu-
ally large business in eggs for Matching.
The better varieties bring from $3.50
to 81 per setting of thirteen eggs. In
exceptional cases as high as SO per set
ting has been PAID Fancy bred cock
erels and biddies command correspond
ingly high prices in sets. just now
Wyandottes are the rage. Fine speci-
mems of fancy fowls range in value from
$40 to 800 per trio. The best are pro-
duced in Massachusetts,. Connecticut
and this state.
Samuel J. Tilden is one of the most
extensive amateur breeders of fancy
barnyard fowls. He has all varieties of
turkeys, chickens, geese, ducks, etc.
His collection embraces about three
hundred chickens, it is said. He has
named one little bantam, who is partic-
ularly pugnacious, John Kelly. Will
lam H. Vanderbilt is a new buyer. His
most noteworthy purchase was at the
last chicken show, at which he paid SO
for bair of white crested black Po-
lands from Ohio. The Rev. Henry
Ward Beecher will talk chickens for
hours at time. His favorite brands
are Leghorns and he buys as many as
400 and 500 eggs in a batch for hatch
ing in the incubators on his farm up the
Hudson. IN. Y. Express.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19
Dyspepsia.
Boston Mar 9 1894

Boston, Mar. =, 1854.
I have used Burdock Blood Bitters for
Asevere case of dyspepsia with great sue
cess, and can conscientiouslyr recommend
it to any person troubled with any form
of dyspepsia. JULIA BoYLEN,
ellison Court, West Cedar ST.
Bridgeport. CT, April IL, 1884.
/ have been greatly benefited by Bur-
dock Blood Bitters. Two bottles entirely
cured me of the worst kind of dyspepsia.
/ tried many other medicines, but entire
~ failed to get any relief from them.
EZRA l.. NICHOLS, s Whitney Lane.
Providence, r. l., Apr. 4, 1884.
/ am using Burdock Blood Bitters
for dyspepsia and have received great
relief. Have been seriously troubled
with dyspepsia for five years, and here
tofore have not found relief
CHAs. II. SWEET,
65 William st.
East Boston, Mass, Feb. IL, 1884.
have been using Burdock Blood
Bitters for a bad case Of dyspepsia.
The first bottle purchased at Brad
bury's drug store, Washington st. IRE
heved me so much procured the sec
ond bottle Cat Putnams drug store L.
Boston,, which has done me great
deal of good. A friend of mine using
it for the same thing says it is splendid.
ANNA FORBES,
3 Moore st,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19

WATERLOO.
A Graphic Account of a visit to the Ia
nous Battlefield.

A Graphic Account OF a Visit to the Ia
nous Battlefield.
A Bunalonian Abroad
The battlefield of Waterloo as it
lies to-day is an uninspiring spectacle
a good place to sit down and muse on
life and men and the vanity of human
things but we had a yiyacious little
guide who spared no time for musing,
but engaged us with very dramatic
recital in broken, though quite inteli
gible, English of the stirring things
that happened on that bloody Sunday
in 1915, when Bonaparte's brief candle
went out and the European kaleidoscope
ratified itself into fresh combination.
j can't help sympathizing with the bot
tom dog. The dramatic symmetry of
Napoleon's career wins us against our
reason.
/ went out to Waterloo with some
Englishmen, and I took solid comfort
in giving them my small opinion of
their Iron Duke, although we must al
low that he did this business very hand
somely.
But that guide. / shall not soon for
get him He made more of an impress
l.
read on the subject of Waterloo. He
omitted nothing. He opened his soul
to us, and he suited the action to the
world. He gesticulated, he attitude
nized, in short, he fought the battle
over again for U.S. His English was
doubly English He was especially
happy in his ''hup, guards, hand hat
hem" He recited this thrilling incl
dent over his shoulder as he led us down
the two hundred and odd steps that
mount to the summit of Mound of the
Lion, and it was only by the most ex
traordinary presence OF mind that /
grasped the railing in time to escape a
fall
The Mound of the Lion is an artificial
elevation which has heen reared very
i'll advisedly, / think in the midst of
the field and of its earth, thereby modi
flying the configuration of the landscape,
so that one can now gain SO accurate an
idea of the battle ground as might 9th
erwise have been obtained unless in
deed, the loss is compensated by the
fact that the summit Of the mound af
fords commanding view.
The tranquility of the scene is i'm
pressive, and one is reminded of Byron's
line:
elbow that red rain made the harvests growl"
| never saw fairer stretch Of coun-
try-hills and valleys and winding roads
and shining villages. Every feature of
this sweet landscape played It's part in the
drama of that day On the right IS the
Chateau of Hougomont, against which,
all day long, the French lines beat like
the waves of the sca--tbe key of the
English position, held to the last by the
gallant Coldstreams Guards, though
the house was burned over their heads.
The old brick wall around the orchard
still stands pierced with Ioop-holes,
worn away by the pelting rain of mus
ket balls. If you have any sort of inn
agination you can stand there to- day
and see the fight. | suppose there has
scarcely been a closer, hotter, bloodier
battle in modern times. The lines were
posted only mile apart, and from the
moment of the first assault upon Hougo-
mont to the low despairing cry of the
French General, "Tout est perdu
Sauve qui peut!" the battle was like
the straining struggle of we'll matched
wrestlers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19
.InIsinm His Father.

Publications whose interest consists in
making a hero of dad boy" who
plays practical jokes on his father, are
responsible for good many imitators,
who will undertake the same discredit-
able fun. The trouble they are likely to
get into is suggested in the following
story, and may do something to offset
the effects of their dime ambition,
If not, then their own experience must
do it.
''AIy father was very strict man with
his children" said one of the supreme
Judges of Arkansaw; land | don't think
that | ever knew him t. swerye one
inch from fixed purpose. He
looked upon a boyish prank
as violation of the family law, and |
don't think on such an occasion he ever
tailed to administer punishment. One
morning, while the family was at break
fast, went out to the well, unwou
the chain from the windlass, and let ] Q
bucket go down to the water. thou
it would be a good joke TO tell him thai
the bucket was IN the we'll, and just as he
became concerned, to draw it up and
have laugh at his expense.
buckets down III the We'll, L Selu,
when / entered the dining-room. The
old gentleman didn't y anything, and
intended to correct the statement, but
bending my energies to the demands Of
boys keen appetite. | forgot my joke.
after break fast, the old gentleman
walked to blacksmith shop about four
miles distant, and had an iron Look made,
He returned home, cut a long pole, and
spent some time in fitting the hook on the
end of it, | noticed the work, but it did
not occur to me that was the instigator
Of The performance. When the pole
was properly arranged, he went to the
"el and began to fish for the bucket.
The bucket that | had lowered had been
dawn up, hut the other one had been
let down | was afraid to say anything,
so | went down to the Darn and played
around a long time. Finally l went
back TO jhs house, reaching there just
as the d gentleman brought the buck
ct from the well. lie looked at the
chain, then at the windlasS, then at me.
Didn't you tell me that the bucket
was in the we'll?
Yes, cir
Don't you know that you told me a
l;ei'
But it was in the well, wasn't ito
and | laughed, hoping to impress him
with the humorous side of the affair.
That's very funny the old gentle
man replied; but I'd better take you in
hand, or you might be telling funny
stories in the Legislature one of these
DAYS and taking M a limb he thrashed
me until all the humor faded from the
| i0ke. "-ArkansAw Traveller.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19

en- to taste; pour milk over all, and set
it in the oven to heat. Serve it with
sugar and cream. If not make regu-
lar boiled custard quite thin, and serve
for sauce.
''ChiIdren's pocket cakes are made
of one pint of flour mixed with the yollx
of one egg; sweeten with cup of brown
sugar, flavor with any favorite season
ing, mace or nutmeg, or cinnamon
Roll out quite thin and cut in fancy
shapes. Bake quickly.
An appetizing way to warm over POI
tatoes is to heat them in a saucepan
containing coffee cupful of beef stock,
well seasoned with salt, pepper and a
little parsley which has first been
Drowned in butter; cut the potatoes in
thin slices, and let them cook slowly
until they are saturated with the gravy
or liquor.
Lemon butter to fill tarts with is
made of one cup of white sugar, three
eggs, butter the size of half an egg, the
juice and rind of one large lemon.
Put this, after beating it well, into a
bright basin and set into pan of boil
ing water. Stir it constantly until it
is thick. Small cakes are nice if split
and put together with this jelly. 1t is
also very nice as filling for a layer
cake
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19
Amber Cane Fodder.

At the Elmira Farmers Club NJ. Lit
tie is reported in the Husbandman as
saying: 81 have raised amber cane in
place of sowed corn for cattle for four
years, and find it the best summer tod
der, taking all things into consideration
/ have ever used. / SOW it with drill
thirty inches apart between the rows,
sowing the seed thick and shallow. The
ground should be stirred Just before
sowing to kill small weeds. | go on it
with light harrow soon after the plants
are up and cultivate the crop just as ]
would corn, and it is ready to use as
soon as corn in drills. | find that good
treatment for corn will give good cane.
Two years ago | began cutting it about
the 1st of August, and that year 'and
the year before [ had two good crops OF
fodder. 1t keeps up the flow of milk,
and the cows like it. ] always use the
Minnesota early amber for fodder. ("
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-06-19
Cooking Recipes.

Fec PUDDING. Make custard of
one quart OF milk, four beaten eggs, two
tablespoonfulls of sugar, lemon flavor
ing, one tablespoonful of corn starch.
Pour over stale cake and set away to
cool.
ORANGE CAKE. Two cups of sugar,
one-half cup of sweet milk, one-half cup
of butter, two and one-half cups of
-four, two teaspoonfuls of baking pow
der.yolks of five eggs and whites of two.
Bake in shallow tins. Crate one large
orange, remove seeds, add whites of
three eggs, well beaten, and three
fourths cup of sugar. Spread between
the cakes.
BAKED BEANS Take one quart of
beans and soak in cold water all night.
Next morning parbon till the SKINS
wrinkle. Then put into the bean pot
with very little mustard, pepper and
molasses. Put on the top half pound
piece of lean, salt pork; fill up with
warm water and put into the oven. Put
in more water as it boils out, letting
them get dry towards the last.
RYE MUFFINs.-One cup of flour, two
cups of rye meal, one pint of sweet milk,
one tablespoonful of sugar, pinch of
salt, one teaspoonful of soda, one and a
half teaspoonfuls of cream tartar. Bake
in muffin rings.
COOKIES. Two teacups of sugar,
three quarters of a cup of butter, one
cup of sour milk, sweetened with soda,
nutmeg roll thin; bake brown.
DoUGHNUTs.- One cup of sugar, one
cup of milk, sweetened with soda, three
eggs. spice; mix soft Roll and cut in
rings and fry in boiling fat. Dip each
one in powdered sugar Immediately on
taking from the fat.
GINGER COOKIES. One-half cup each
sugar. butter, water and molasses, one
egg, one teaspoonful of soda stirred IN
the molasses, one tablespoonful of gin
ger. Mix smooth with fionr.
A delicious pudding is made of one
egg, one cup of sweet milk, one large
tablespoonful of butter, one cup of SUI
gar. teaspoonful of lemon extract, a
heaping teaspoonful of baking powder.
and -four enough to make light dough
as if for common layer cake, bake this;
when done, spread over the top piece of
orange and powdered sugar, then pour
sauce like boiled custard over it.
FRESH GRATED CoooANUT is eonsid-
cred by some cooks a welcome addition
to plain ice cream. 1t should be put
in and mixed with the cream after that
has commenced to freeze.
Excellent dressing for chopped cab
bage is made by heating a small cup of
vinegar with lump of butter or we'll
beaten egg; salt and pepper to suit
your taste. Pour while hot over cab
bage.
A nice loaf cake is made of one-half
cup of butter, one and a half of sugar,
one of sweet milk, two of -four, one tea
spoonful cream of tartar, and half a
teaspoonful of soda, the whites of four
eggs. Flavor with rose or almond.
If you have cold roast of beef and
no gravy left. cut pieces of the fat off,
with some little, Drowned, outside
pieces; put them in a saucepan over a
hot fire, and you viii soon have foun-
dation for very good gravy, considering
that it is not from the fresh roast.
A good Monday pudding is made by
taking a bowl-fun of cold boiled rice
put layer in the pudding dish, then a
layer of canned fruit, and so on; sweet