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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-06-13
The 9e,ltaesat.
FRIDAY............JUNE 13, 1884.
HUM oRoUs tsATTkRs.

A good ft-a fit of laughter.
Telephone stock Is sound invest
meut.
The favorite Roman hero Of school
girls is-Marius.
Artificial cork has been invented
we will soon have adultsrated life pre-
servers.
The Chinese say they invented hair
pins. We do not care where they came
from but where they go to.
The greatest olOomargarine fraud
yet PERFORATED is labelling tho buckets
with ferocious billy goat to indieat,
genuine butter.
Bread and stockings are said 10 b,
the cheapest things in Norway. w,
do not soc the connection between th,
two articles, though they are boil
kneade6 in civilized community.
IL you will sit down and wait, yum.
man, at least one hail ov tho good thing
ev life will at some tine eddy arou nc
near yu, while tho more yu chase then
the more they will break into q run.
"Ah |! Pat, / understand yor were
bitten by dog yesterday. Do yo'
know IL ho was mad y "Mad, is IL
Faith, what roight had no To be mad
Shure twas mesilf that was mad in
toirely."
When thoir queen died, the poor peo.
pie Of Madagascar wore no clothes 70
a period of Thirty days. This is a goot
deal cheaper than the American plan o
bankruPting yourself in a mourning
store.
"Just think | once came across
negro that was actually 30 black that b.
could not DO seen without . light.
"H IN saw . fellow one time VIII
was so thin that be always had u snte
= reom txic before he could be motto
ed"
Little Tommy was having his hai
combed by bis mother, and he grum-
bied at the operation. "Why, Tommy
you oughtn't to make such a fuss.
dnn't, when my hair is combed.P "Yss
but your hair ain't hitched 10 you
head"
A hotel man in Philadelphia wh'
has been troubled with guests blowing
out the gas is said TO have obviated th,
difficulty by posting this notice "Tb'
relatives and friends Of the guests wh,
blow out the gas will have TO pay 70
the amount wasted before the body vii
be delivered"
The judge got home rather late tb
other evening and found e young fsl.
low sitting on sofA with the "sOls dApgh
ter of his house and heart"
"Well, SIR" said the judicial gentle
man, What are ysu doing here %
81 have come into court, your hsnor
Tor the defendant" was the ready re
ply.
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0mclai Directory.
STATE.


U S Senators--uon II Slater, Hon j
n Dolph.
Congressman G George.
supreme Court Judges B Waldo, W
p Lord, Il B Watson.
Governor-Z L Moody.
Secretary of Slater L Earhart.
State Treasurer I'D Hirsch.
Supt of Public Instructlon-E B Mo
Elroy.
Circuit Judge (srd dist)-R p Beise.
Dist Alto ney (3rd distl- ii Holmes.
COUNTY.
County Judge-L Finn.
County Comrs. John Isom, ) Il Clay
pool.
Clerk-C II Stewart.
Sherif-George Humphrey.
Treasurer Ill Peery.
School Supt-P A Moses.
Surveyor-D V \ Reid.
Assossor-N G Dozier.
Coroner-Dr L. l.. 1svine.
CRY.
Mayor, l. Hill.
Recorder-N Henton.
Marshal-I c Dickey.
Treasurer-S Seitenbach.
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A passenger-car conductor who had
been on the road fifteen years, and
daring which time he had been turned
over embankments, busted up in tun-
nels, dumped off bridges, telescoped in
collisions, blown off the track by cy-
clenes, run into open switches, etc.,
says that the safest part of car is that
which happens to be in the shop for re-
pairs at the time of the accident.
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n, H.ALLEN
A coop CHANCE FoR sUBscRIBERs.

To every subscriber to the DEMOCRAT
tinues his paper, or pays in advance, we
will have sent to him the "Heslth and
Home" one year, without additional cost.
The above paper is large eigh. page,
forty column, monthly pape. and is full
of excellent reading matter. A copy may
be seen at this Office. The paper treats Of
health. marriage, social science, domestic
medicine, hints on health, cookery, etc.
This affords our subscribers chance to
get good paper for nothing. Those de-.
string the paper sent to them will please
state SO at time of paying their subscrip-
iar,
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The Turks have superstition that
an angel has charge of each hair of
the beard, and for that reason they
break and bury each one which falls,
that the angel may be set free from
his task.
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Although il would seem that no
salicylic acid exists in the flowers Of
the pSnsy, Messrs. Griffiths and T.. G.
Conrad have extracted that acid from
pansy leaves, stems and riots.
At Bourke, New S)uth Wales, the
average temperature Of tho hottest part
Of the day for tho first fifteen days Of
the present year was ll0.6' f., and
the highest temperature recorded dur
ing that period was 1922 +.
10 Europe glaciers never come down
below 5000 feet above the sea, but in
Greenland and other very cold countries
they come down to the ocean itself.
Glaciers sometimes take 200 years TO
make their journey from their native
home TO the sea.
The time required for the formation
OF mineral veins appears TO DO much
less than has been generally supposed.
A ditch which was filled up two years
ago with common clay containing iron,
has jest been opened again by DIR.
Fleitmsn, who has found, TO bis great
surprise, that the clay has become
white and is permeated by cracks filled
with compact iron pyrites, these veins
being from a twenty-ffth to a sixth si
an inch in thickness.
The word cblorophyll means green
leaf, or leaf in green. This leaf-green
cannot come into life without the help
Of light, for it is light which turns ssme
Of the elements Of plants iato chloro-
phyll, and when gardeners wish to
make the leaves of plant white they
keep it in the dark. The substance
which gives other colors not green tc
different parts Of plants is called chro.
mule. 1t, too, can only be made with
the help of light and air.
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Judah Benjamin had an interesting
scale of prices. He said "First ]
charge a retainer, then I charge a re-
minder, next I charge retreshsr, and
then I charge fnisher." His client
by the time he got through must baye
been pretty we'll finished.
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WATERLOO SAW
MILL.

WATERLOO, OREGON.
Six miles above Lebanon,
the south side of the Santi-
am River, opposite Water
90 soda Springs. Good
roads, no hills, accessible at
all seasons.
PostofiiCe, Waterloo Or.
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For Sale.

A set of copper for distlllers, second
hand in first-ciass condition. will be sold
cheap Enquire of John Briggs, tin
smith, Albany.
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HT Is BEYOND \ DoUBr THE MOST RELIABLE,
useful aud Permanent Tonie 10 the reproductive
organs OF Doth sexes known. it acts directly upon
the system Il restores debtiiated functions
of the principal organs o the body and unsuT passed
n NerVine. IL Is powerful, permanent and de
termtned Apnordisiae 10 Is ali Alternative ana Ap'
erieht Of excellent fine quality. lt relieves weak
ucss and paihs in the kidneys u prevents Losses
from the system from unnatural causes : It cures
frontal headache. pimpcs the face loss Of mem
ory relaxed condition of the nervous system ndtges-
ton, sour stomach. diabetes Aad all urinary troubles
Those who have faileed 10 obtain should i'm
nlediately give the vitalizer tFia IL Is the King
| of all. Il has never failei IN = single case. The
company will pay $500 for t viii not enre no
matter whether complicated or not. The c"nh'na-
Iion ot the fttaliEer Is sleh that Il cures both simple
and complicated eases This ts owing e. practical
experience Of 80 years DIR. A. Co. VII guarantee
= permanent cure ia every case taken ui.dur Their
reatment and special advice. Time required i from
three months treatment. II the great Niializrr
fails, the money paid for the remedy VIII be refunded
$500 forfeited Call write Tor our Observations
on Manhood, which vail enable tho sufferer 10 an
the necessary questions, that each eau nave
the proper remedy forwarded suitable tor his special
case. CoSsuLrArIoS FREE. CONFIDENTIAL Prsce Of
the great Yitalizer =, six bottles and case $40,
SUFFICIENT 20 CrKk Mosr CAsEs-sent by ExFEEas on
receipt OF price or &C. q. D.
AnhEC suffering from diseases peculiar 10
GAVNGO their sex, invaluable All and speedy y
cure obtained. Our Female Monthiy Pills are un-
surpassed as regulator Sent receipt Of pfiee,
500.
DR.. ASernethy Il Co, IsIs Market sI.,
Corner NIath. san Francisco. Cal.
kETake Market and Valencia Street Dummy Cable
Cars from the Ferry. etc.
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To Subscribers at PrIneVIIIe.

Many OF our subscribers at Prinev ille
have requested Us 20 name some one
Prineville to whom ehey could pay sub
scriptions. For the convenience OF all oar
subscribers At that place we have left ac-
counts at the Office OF J. N. Duncan who
will receive and receipt for subscriptions
due or TO become due TO tho DEMOCRAT.
Novelties in neekwear for ladies received
from Chica go. at
SAMUEL l.. IouEG's,
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for treatment medicines be sent everywhere By
express free from observation 1t Is selfeyident that
physician who gives his whole attention 70 class
of disease attains great skill and physicians through
cut the country knowing this frequently recommend
difficult cases 10 the oldest specialist by whom every
known good remedy Is used The Doctors age anu
experience make his opinion oi supreme Importance
fYThose who call see TAO one but the Doctor. Con-
situations free and sacredly confidential. Gases
which have failed in obtaining relief elsewhere espcc-
tally solicited. Female diseases sccesfuliy treated
The Doctor will agree to forfeit sl co. for un-
dertaken not cured Call write Hours, daily from
0 a. IN. to 4 p. m, 70 5 evenings Sundays, 10 to
II only Send for the sanitaTist Guide u Health,
sent free. Address a. above
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FOR SALE.

Two building lots fenced near depot.
One house and lot on Third Street. One
house and lot on Lyon Street, Inquire at
this office,
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Fer sale.

Three and half acres of good garden
land, all fenced, house aud barn. in western
edge of the city. viii bo sold cheap
Of this Office.
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To the Unfortunate !!

Seminal Weakness, night losses by dreams, PIN
pies on the face and loss Of manhood positively be
cured. The sick and afflicted should not fail 70 call
upon him. The Doctor has Travelled extensively Ia
Europe and inspected thoroughly the various nospi-
szs there obtaining rsat deal Of valuable inTora-
ton which he competent to npart 70 those In need
Of his se<yices. DR.. GIBBoS will make no charge
unless he effect Persons AZ distance NAY
strictly confidential You one bn, the Doctor.
Send ten dollars for package Of medicine. Persons
writing the Doctor will please state the name "f the
paper they see this advertisement in. Charges rea~
Eonable Cal write Address DR.. J, +. GIBBON,
Box 1851, San Francisco. V15n43
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manhood in al its complications and TOE
cause produced. IL enriehes and purinss the p'ooa
.@rsntbsns the nerves brain muscles digestion, re-
productive organ and physical and mental taeuialSs
It stops any unnatural, debitAsing dram nPoh as
systern preventing Involuntary losses, dsoahtA'ns
dreams seminal losses with the urine etc - de-
ssructiye to mind and body. II IS sure euninA'or
Of all kidney and bladder complaints IL contains no
injurious ingredients To those sunerang from Tue
eEi effects of youthful ndiscrstions, speedy, NOR
ough and permanent cure is GUARANTEED fTee
81 50 pSr bottle five bottles IN case Win ia u
rections and advice so. Sent secure from oossT
non 70 any address upon receipt Of price, or L o. D.,
kaf asslzs zsaf
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Farm, for sale.

One hundred and forty acres, nine
miles above Lebanon. 40 acres in cul.
tivatioa. 10 acres sIashed and sown to
rass Comfortable dw Hing. good
euthenses. Cheap Inquire at this
ice.
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DIR. LIRBIG's.
Wonderful German InvIsorator

Dks LhLBAO .
Wonderful German InyIgoraier
Permanently prevents all Unnatural Losses from the
system, tones the nerves, strengthens the muscles
checks the waste hyigorates the whole system, and
restores the afflicted to Health and Happiness.
The reason 80 many cannot get cured Of Seminal
Weakness, Loss of Manhood, etc, h owing 10 a
plication, called PFOstatOrrhea with Hyperasthesa,
which requires peculiar treatment Dr. Liebig's In
Vgorator the only positive for Prostatorrhea
with peculiar special treatment, used at the iebi
Dispensary.
Price Of InVIg0FatOF, 81. Case Of six bottles
So Sent 70 any address, covered securely from OBJ
servation.
Most powerful electric belts free TO patients
To prove the wonderful power Of the Invigorator
A S2 Bottle Given sent Free.
Consultation free and pris ate.
Call or address
LIEBIG DIsPENsARY.
400 Geary Street, San Francisco, Cal.
Private entrance, 405 Mason Street, four blocks up
Geary Street from Kearney, Maiu entrance through
Dispensary Drug Store
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Private DtspcusaFy.
800 Ge5ry st, san FsaaciacO Cal
Conducted by Qualified Physicians
and surgeOus-Tegula graduates.
IL ] lie Oldsst specialists iu the
United States, life tDag experiences,
Perfect method aid pure medicine,
fHruTe fIesdy and permanent cures
Il AZ Private, hEoIIe zHd ScFE Ous
Dir. aces Affections oi lEe Blood
Skin, Kidneys. Bladder. t.TuptiOils.
Ulcers, Old sores, sseii.ug of the
! t;lads. sore Mouth. Throat Bone
Pains permanently cured and efadi-
Gated from tue - stem for liis.
NERNEOIs Debility, Impotcucy,
Seminal Losses. Sexual Decay, Men
tai and Physical v eaknesA, Failing
Memory, Weak Eyes. stunted De
sslOT ment, lmpedIments t0 Marriage
etc, from excess or youthful I5iies.
or any cause, speedily, safely ami
privately cured
Young, asIddIe.Aged ard Old
men, and all Who need medical skill
and experience, consult the old
European Physician a. once. Ills
opinion costs nothing, aud may
save future misery and shame
When inc0nyeuisnL 10 yiEit the city
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/. The great strength
'enIag remedy aud nerve
tonic Is the legitimate re-
Isult ot over twenty years
Of practical experience,
and cures with unfAiling
! certainty Nervous and
i physical debility, semi
nal weakness, sperulatoF-
.rhoeA. pros tAt0<hoeas
'ernlsslons, i'm p o t-ney,
Exhausted vitality, pre-
.ture decline and loss OF
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MESr, a guaranteed specific for HysteTia pizzi-
pess, Commissions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia.
Headache Nervous Prostsation caused By the nss
Of alcohol tobacce, Watsfulness, Mental De-
pression. Sostening Of the Brain resulting in in
sanity aud lending TO misery. decay and death.
in either sex Involuntary Losses and spermat-
orrhsa caused by cver-exertion of tho bgGin self
abuse or over-indulgence. Each hex coEtains
one months treatment $1.C0 box, or Elk boxes
for $500 sent by mail prepaid op receipt Of Price.
WE GUARANTEES HIX E9XkS
20 cure any case. With each order received By rs
for six boxes, accompanied with $500 we will
send the purchaser our written guarantee to re
fund the money II the treatment does not effect
n cure. Guarantees issued only by
WOODARD, CLARK 4 CO.
whS1osa1s aHA RSea1 G-aEE3stS,
PORTLAND. OREGON.
Orders by mai'1Ti receive prompt attention.
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THE EXPERT SPECIALIST,

THE EXPERT SPECIALIST,
nR. ALLEN, As rs WELL KNOWN, Is A REG
~ ular graduated Physician. educated nj Bowdoin
College and University 0f Michigan. lie has devoted
lifetime To the study Of the tfetment aud cure VI
diseases within his speciality
EoUHLC< EEEW-
And middle-aged men, who nre suffering from the
effects Of youthful ndiscretioDs excuses In ma
tuTer years, nervous and physical debility, impo-
tence, lost manhood, confusion Of ideas, dull eyes
aversion TO society, dependency, pimples the
face, loss Of energy and memory frequency Of urinat-
ing, etc.
fyKemember the Doctor has q Vegetable Com
pound the result Of many years special practice and
hard study which under his special advice has never
failed Of success In the Of Lost manood
rhea, etc
NY HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE.
Having been surgeon IN charge Of two leading
Hospitality enables me TO treat all private troubles
with excellent results. wish ID distinctly under
stood that do not claim TO perform impOssibties
10 have miraculous or supernatural power | claim
only 10 be ski1ful and successful Physician and
Surgeon, thoroughly informed IN my speciality
DISEASES or MAN.
All applying TO me will receive my honest opinion
of their ccmplaints-Ho experimenting will guar.
antee a positive cure In every case / undertake. or
forfeit FL 900 Consultation IN office by letter
and strictly private. Charges reasonable. Thorough
examination, including chemical and microscopical
aBsys Of urine and ad vice, 81.
Office hours ~ daily, To evening. Sunday to
IL. Call on or address
DIR. ALLEN.
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the vital fluid passing unobserved into the urine and
many other diseases leading to insanity and death.
DIR NINTIE will agree To forfeit Five Hundred
Dollars for case of this kind the Vital Rest0ra.
tive (under his special advice and tre@tment VIE not
cure or for anything impure or inju iOus found n
IT, Dr. Mintie treats all private diseases suecess.u
without mercury Consultation free, THOROUGH ex
animation and advice including anAlys OF urine -.
Price of Vital Restorative so bottle four times
the quantity 81 sent TO any address upon receipt OF
price c. o. d. obscure from observation and In pri-
vate II desired, by DR.. A. f. MINTlE, IL KeArney
street, San Francisco, Cal.
Sample bottle free. Sent application by letter,
stating symptom, sea- aud age. Communications
strictly confidential.
DIR, Mnhe's Kidney Remedy, Nephreteum, cures
all kinds Of kidney and bladder complaints gonorrhea.
gleet, eOuchorrh9a. For sale by all druggists 81
bottle or six bottles for 81.
Dr. Mntie Dandeon Pills are the best and cheap
est Dyspepsia and Bilious In the market. For
sale bY all druggists.
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take this opportunity of thanking all
for the liberal patronage extended us in
the past and to say that shall continue
the business at the old stand, and would
respectfully. ask the continuance of pa
tronage OF both old and new customers.
New goods will be received by every
steamer until my stock is completed,
which will be sold for bed rock prices, for
cash and produce.
TT
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Dissolution.

The partnership heretofore existing un
der the firm name Of Allen IL Martin has
this day been dissolved by mutual con-
seLt, J. A. Martin retiring. n. II. Alien
continues in the business. aud is authoriz-
ed to collect all debts due said firm, and is
to pay all Indebtedness contracted by
them.
Albany, Or, April 18th, 1884,
N III. ALLEN,
J, A. MARTIN.
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Tho only known specific for EpIleptic Fits. -Sn
Also for spasms and Failing Sickness. Nervous
Weakness instantly relieves and cures. Cleanses
blood and quickena sluggish circulation. Eeutra-
1izes germs OF disease and saves sickness. Cures
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Or. CD. SALEIELD,

2I6 kearney st, san Francisco. eai-
Consultations strictly confidential by letter or Al
sfiee FREF For the canyenience of patients and IN
9riar - insure perfect secrecy have adopted pm
ate 1res under which all packages arc forwarded
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The..Great English Rene
DIV.

Is a never failing cure for
Nervous Debility, Seminal
Weakness, Exhausted Vi
|tality, SpermAtorrheas
HOST MANHOOD, I'M
potency, Paralysis, and all
terrible effects Of Self
Abuse, youthful follies, and
xcesses in maturer years
such rs los OF Memory.
I.asSitude, Emission, Aver
sion to Society. Dimness of
Vision. Noises in ths Head;
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TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.

Sufficient % show its merits will be sent 10 any On
applying By letter. stating his symptoms and are
Communications strictly confidential,
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DIR ALLEN,

earneystre San Fran ei e
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-07-09

BtI.f hcsune OF Recent occurrences OF Iu


Btl:f hcsune OF Recent UCCurrenoes OF In-
tsreBL,
Unsecured creditors of Grant * Ward
will realize, it is said, about per cent.
The steamship Gulf of st. Laurent, is
still ashore at South Beach, Long Island.
Her cargo Is being removed. Tuesday
morning tho sea ran high aud carried
away her rudder and rudder post.
A. b. Barren killed J ). Mitchell in
Caldwell, Texas, on Monday. The latter
was in pursuit OF Barren to force him to
marry his daughter or TO kill him, when
Barren shot Mitchell with q shot gun.
Barren IS in Jail and there is much excite q
ment.
The tenth annual national convention
of the Emerald Beneficial association met
in Pittsburg, Tuesday morning, and will be
in session several days. Fifty delegates
are present from New York, Ohio, In.
diana, Pennsylvania, Illinois, Virginia,
Canada and the District Of Columbia.
Tho steam tug II. g. Coleman exploded
her boilers az Elliott's Landing, on the
Missouri river, seven miles from Boone
willie, Monday night. All tho crew, con-
sisting Of three white men and four
negroes, except Captain Thompson, were
killed Tho boat was torn to pieces. The
pilot house was blown 200 yards away.
sheriff Moore, of Fargo, Dakota, re-
ceiyed word from Lisbon on Monday that
horse thief had been captured. Mooye
sent an officer and small boy to bring
the prisoner to Fargo in wagon. During
their return the horse thief snatched the
ofiicor's pistol and compelled the boy to
take the key and unlock his handcuffs
IIo then stole tho horse attached to the
wagon aud rode away.
A fight occurred about midnight Tuesday
night in the saloon OF Joseph T. Songster
on Main street, above Rittcnhouse street
GermantOwn, Pa, when Songster pro
duoed a pistol and flred at John sutton
Tho ball entered his head, aud tho wound
it il said, may prove fatal. The injured
man lives on Miller street and is membaI
Of tho Republican city committee.