The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1884-04-04
EVE-ANGELICAL..
Sewing Is now taught in the public schools
Of Springfield, Mass.

Sewing Is now taught In the public schools
Of Springfield, Mass.
A Connecticut man has at last taken out
patent on the "Buttonless Shirt" . we'll
known family disturber for these many
years.
Ashes of roses complexion is the latest
| correct idea. It can be obtained by early
morning exercises With coal sieve.
"You are weak" said woman to her son,
who was demonstrating against her marrying
again. eyes, mother" he replied, al am so
weak that cannot 60 q step father"
In one species of spider the female is three
hundred times as large rs the male. Poor
| old Mr.. Henpeck says he sometimes feels as
| If the same disparity exists In his own house.
hold. .-.
| Cleiia, the youngest daughter of Carl
baldi, was married In Rome recently TO
Professor Grazialdi. Among the wedding
presents was diamond bracelet from King
Humbert.
In Philadelphia etiquette newly-married
| lady ceases to become bride when she has
sewed button on her husbands clothes,
and is then simply the wife.-N. Y. Com
merciai Advertiser.
The Chicago Times is happy over the fact
that DR.. Mary Walker Is to publish book
on the condition Of her sex. The Times be-
lieves this will settle the question Of which
sex Mary belongs to, ....
Whatever Is planted in Dakota grows rap.
idly. Having this In mind Dakota wild
over refused TO bury his wife there, and sent
her back to Astabuls county, Ohio. He was
afraid she would grow again.
"Is your wife acquainted with The dead
languages ?" asked the Professor Of New
man man. "Maybe she is," was the reply,
"but the language she uses is entirely too
warm to have been dead very long"
An Illinois girls heart Is located on ths
right side, and she says she cannot imagine
how It came so, unless It was squeezed over
there from her young mans habit Of always
hugging with the right arm.-Burtington
Free Press.
Nineteen years ago q man in Tennessee
refused to let his daughter 60 to Q candy
pulling. Vowing to get even with him she
ran away from home, and the other day re-
turned with eleven children and went about
her work as unconcerned rs though nothing
had happened,
As they were trudging along to school
five.year-old miss said to her Boston COM
panion, q lad of six summers: "Were you
ever affrighted at the contiguity Of rodent P"
"Nay, forsooth," he replied, al fear not the
juxtaposltion of the creature, but dislike its
alarming tendency to an intimate propin-
guilty"
"My DEAR" impiorsa husband, "will you
be so kind as to sew some buttons on my
overcoat. They are nearly oil off," 81 am
) very sorry" replied the wife, with look OF
real regret, as she fastened her bonnet on,
"but the heathens are suffering and haven't
moments time to spare. am late for the
sewing 10 oiety as II is."-Phila. Call.
"You are just in time, Cicely, my dear.
Isn't 1t q lovely evening? You will 60 with
: me to the rehearsal, Of course ?" "Rehear-
sal ? What rehearsal ?" "Why our Thespian
society rehearses Romeo and Juliet this
, evening. am to play Juliet" "You play
Juliet Well, / never! hope shall know
} enough when l reach your age TO have my
self cast as the Nurse" Woman's inhuman-
ty to woman.-Ne,o Hapen Register.
A Michigan woman carries the mono
, chromatic style of dress evsn to her hair.
When she buys q new dres she orders new
wig to match II. Her hu aud insists that
she shall not make q guj sf herself, but Is
willing to allow her full Sc 10 so long as she
confines herself to modest aud natural col
ors. As might have been expected, she con-
siders herself abused and has begun pro-
ceedings for divorce. This is another in
stance Of mans inhumanity to woman.