Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-02-07

the kummitty Is apinted, to hav sum dorke-
pers sent ahed to shut the side aRd back doFsS
If 1t is not dun, them Rlchmunders will git
out Nv the back dor just as the kopkurrin
kummltty Ia goin In the ffunt dor.
The maglstFits about here ar go putfed up
becaws sum pepte call EN- Judge, that It is
hardly with while for wun teller to warrant
anuther. Sints the Korts deslded that the
bottum had dropt out betwene Blaxtuhs Han
and the name Ian, aud that consequently
Blaxtun's Han wus neither in Merrylau aud In
no luther place, orl a Teller has to do ia to get
bottle Nv worter out NV the Perlomue, and
Just as the Madglstrit Is about to take up the
case, por the worter under his cheer, and the
MadgIstrit, full NV wise saws and modern in
stances, stratens himself up and seq, "Non
pros. This Kort has no konkurrent jurisdic-
ton over the worters Nv the Pertomuo."
Iaxidently herd sum lsllers torkin In Pid-
gunvale the uther day. They sed the Dredg-
ers and Tongsmen were goin to kill the goose
that lade the golden egg. reckin they re
geia TO hev a goose supper. She must be
nifty tuf. I've bin heern NV that same goose
ever sints was boy. hope she amt as tut
as the swan herd a Teller tell about. He sed
his friend kilt swan, and after kookln 1t
three times he had supe made out Nv It, and
the supe was so tut you cudn't stick fork in
1t. don't keer If the supe made from the old
goose is so tut that you can't dent II with n
cole-chisil and sledge-hammer, ! don't like
supe no how,
/ The tongsmen say that theer must be skeer-
sity NV oysters for the next two years. They
say that the Dredgers hav scraped and
skratched the oyster shells so much and the
tongers hav taken EN- on the kullin bords and
raked em off SO often, that the shells ar worn
so small that it will be difficult for oyster
spon TO find shell large enuff to stick to, and
If dnz, it will drift away with the shell. I
think the oystermen up here in Pidgunvale
mean bizness, and ar determined to get things
strate. They held mass meeting last week
and past reserlushuns, follered by six sugges-
tyuns TO make six seckshuns in an oyster law .
They were first rate, indeed, and will kuver
most Nv the protecshun they ask for After
the metin ajurned, they apinted a gentleman
to GO on to Auaperlis and carry the doins,
He is torkn man, and can do his sheer NV
torkin, yu may bet They think they now
hay heed on the Legislachur. They Civ him
Sl2 and fifteen cents. 0rl he's got to du is
to pay his travln expensis, his nps and hotel
expenss, take out enuf TO pay travlin expensis
back, and ditto nips, and the balants to use
for lobbyin. don't mean bribiu. Unles the
Legislators ar armed in onnesty, or hav bin
served like the muther NV Akilis served him,
taken them by the heel and sowzed them in the
river nv Sticks, they will be obliged TO cum
into mesyures. If this gentleman should get
konkurrent jurisdcshun with the RichmUn-
ders, he will deserve the thanks and praze Nv
the whole people interested in the oyster trade.
Your effeckshunit unkle,
BILL BRAGEDoN, ESQ.
Nootybeany. If | don't rite sune, don
think hard uv it. My rule is, when hayn't
nuthin TO rite | don't rite nu,hin to nobody.
If ! shud be apinted n dorkeeper, I'll let you
heer from me and or about them Richmun-
ders and the konkurrent jurisdicshun.
b, b., ESQ.