Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-03-28

aries to Joe COOk Auu 1OA NoAAA'AeS AOA 0AA~
seasons exhibition in the same cage.
The Prince of Wales has an incoEie of $780,
600 year, still he longs to be an editor. 1t
isn't money he wants-lt's greatness.
An exchange says that Osman Digna's court
dress consists of q straw hat and grin. The
climate must be delightful in his country.
THERE is a woman in Detroit who has not
allowed herself to be seen by men for many
years. She must have blossoming wart on her
nose.
MISS ANTHONY says that no woman wants six
or seven husbands. Susan would look upon one
as special gift from sympathlzlng proVl-
dence.
Tn MINNEAPOLIS mouse went on an exploring
tour beneath the skirts Of a young lady, and her
minister severely reproved her for dancing dur
ing Lent.
TIE national teachers conference of Silesia
has issued list of "geeignete und NIGHT geelg-
nete Jugendschritten." The police are shadows
ing them.
extinct. Before they are entirely gone good
specimen should be secured for the national
museum.
When q young lady sitteth down
What is it that doth rustic?
1t is the eight-page journal that
She weareth for hustle.
Washington Ratchet.
A Texas widower with nineteen children has
married widow with brood of twenty-one. They
hone to raise family if their lives are spared
long enough.
AN Iowa Young man organized an ACCORDION
band, and when the fact was made public his
friends found it very difficult to keep him out OF
the hands of the vigilantes.
AN undisputable evidence Of better times
comes to us from Minneapolis. Newspaper
men down there are betting as high as ~ cents
on the result cf the election.
TA1MAaE's 8 salary last year was $4,000, but it
has been reduced. He is getting old and stiff
and is NO longer able to perform his more diff
6cult eymnastic feats in the pulpit.
Mr.. BEsNErr has cabled from England pro-
hibiting all jokes in the columns of the Herald
This throws that relentless SCISSORS 6end out on
the cold charities of the world.
THE papers are publishing the fact that a
brass band gave a concert for the benefit OF the
Aood sufferers. but before the band had finished
the first tune the sufferers jumped right back
into the water.
THE highest salaried editor in Paris receives
onlv 1926, 900 year, but then living is compare"
tivelv cheap over there and he may be able to
,ooke both end meets without a very great
struggle.
MORMON missionary is being allowed to
nreach in Nebraska but don't say word about
f. The people are slowly but surely steering
him into the country where the Niobrara vigil
antes hold high carnival.
AHARyARp student died the other day from
brain exhaustion. A copy of the TRIBUNE goes
IN Harvard. and q vague fear is manifesting
itself that he may have been foolish enough to
ou0e8VOf 10 uuedIGu 9uo PoAAAeS VI ~>~S S ~
ings in this column.
Or course Henry Ward Beecher's sermon on "A
Vanished Hell," preached just after Mrs. Beech
er went south, had no reference to that 60 q
lady's departure, but Henry should have exer-
oised more judgment and have chosen differ
emit subject. People will talk.
Hoos1ER: 1t is said that Spanish nobleman,
Count Suzin, contemplates locating cigarette
factory at Reading, Pa, that will make l6O,O ,OoO
cigarettes day. There will soon be no reason
uhv dndes should be restricted to q limited sup
ply.
EXCHANGE: II thought you swore OF at the
heoinning of the year" said man to another
1vho was putting himself outside of schooner
If beer. $50 did" remarked the beer bibber,
..hnt found out sfterward that couldn't
legally administer an oath to myself, ,and as am
. law abiding man can't respect an illegal
oath, you know"
pHnADELPH1A CHRONICLE: Hereafter Massa-
chnaetts wife beaters are to be fogged. just
+h;nk what an advantage this gives wife in
+h.t state. When she wants . silk dress or 2
nev bonnot all she'll have to do is to threaten
Il hl.cken one Of her eyes and declare that her
n r.band did il. OF course he'll have to come
lo~n With the cash or take . whipping.
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