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The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

"BUCKET-sHoPs" are probably so-called,
because they make their customers turn
pale.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

SOMEBODY says "Good manners are the
small coin of virtue" II this he true we
suppose bad manners must be the trade
dollar of vice.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21
A HEALTHFUL DIURErIc

BOUND BROOK, N. j.,
April 2, 1888.
You advise placing Allcock's Porous Plas-
tors, in dyspepsia, on the pit of the stom-
ach; in ague-cake, on the spleen; in torpid
liver, over that organ; but really think
you should also recommend that one
or two Plasters be put over the kidneys.
They stimulate. strengthen and act as pow
erful diuretics, thus casting out many
poisonous acids and salts. have had fever
and ague; all remedies Itook produced lit
tie or no effect until put an Allcock's
Porous Plaster over each kidney; their
action being more than doubled, the ma
laria was quickly washed away. have
also had several attacks Of rheumatism
and two of govt, and by applying the
Plasters over the local pain, and also over
the kidneys, again found your Plasters
wonderfully efficacious. H. K. THoHAE.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

II af1icted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 80
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

Beware Of limitations. "Allcock's" is the
only genuine Porous Plaster.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

THEY say the best wife always is some
other fellows wife, but the best baby is
always your own.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

A KNoCK-DowN argument-"I shall never
be found out, and need the money more
than the boss does"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

A CORRESPONDENT asks with a sigh.
Are there any kind of pants that will
last a life-timeW Certainly--the occu.
pants.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

WHEN a bachelor says he is single from
choice, it makes him mad to ask him why
the girl made choice Of some other fellow.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

The crop Of young doctors this year
promises to be unusually large. But what
will the harvest be PHILADELPHIA Cal.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21
From Death,s Door.

A GOTHAM youth calls his girl "Ice
Cream" because she is cool and sweet.-N
Y NeUs. ~
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

The best fertilizer is Western cyclone.
1t will raise whole town in less than five
minutes.-Pine and Palmetto.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

WHATEVER portion OF the time you take,
Sunday is always the rest Of the week.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

LoNG-wINDED preachers may not be
very musical, but they are great COM
posers.- Texas Strings.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

"IT's cold day when I can't catch .
n.y." said the base ballist as he gently took
hot one from his coffee.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

PoKERrplayers borrow money from their
uncle to pay their ante.- Chicago Tribune.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

If a cough disturbs your sleep, ono dosl
of Piso's Cure will give you night's rest.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

THE greatest miss take in young wo-
mans life is her husband.-Detroit Free
Press.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21
SPRING

Is the season in which bad poisoned blood 70 moss
apt to show itself Nature, at this juncture needs
something to assist It in throwing on the impurities
which have collected by the sluggish circulation Of
blood during the cold winter months Swifs Specins
is natures great helper it is purely vegetable alter.
alive and tonic.
Rev. L. B. Paine, Macon, Ga.. writcs 1--WE have
been using Swifts Specific at the orphans home as
remedy for blood COR plants and general heath
tonic and have had remarkable results from
the children and employees OF the Institution It's sucA
excellent tonic and keeps the blood pure that the
system less liable to disease 1t has cured some Of
our children Of Scr0fula. :" 4
Our Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed roe
to applicants THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. 4
Drawers, Atlanta. Ca
New York Office. 159 West Twenty Third St.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

OFFENSIVE incrustations and liberated
nostrils are permanently cured by using
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

WHEN a man is bent on evil there Is ger
orally something crooked about him.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21
4 PERFECT MEDICINE CHEST.

oINu OKNu' N. =. FUbT OFFICE'
March 49, 1881
One week ago, while engaged in my du.
ties as Assistant Postmaster, was taken
with violent pain or kink in my back; it
was so painful could hardly breathe, and
Iached all over my body. / Immediately
sent for an ALLcocK's Porous PLASTER
and applied it over the seat of pain; in
twenty minutes l was entirely relieved
and cured. l have used Allcock's Plasters
in my family for over twenty years, and
have found them wonderfully effective in
curing coughs, colds and pulmonary diff
culties. They are perfect medicine chest;
they cure without the slightest pain or in
convenience, never leaving mark on the
skin. THos. LEARY.
President Of Village of Sing Sing, N. y.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-06-21

Is a reliable remedy for local skin disease
Any physician acquaintedwithi it will say s.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

tention and fattery to have turned fifty
heads. It was, however, the perfor-
nance of an act Of pure good nature
that first led to her wandering from the
path of virtue. The wal between
America and England was now raging.
A Welsh youth of her acquaintance was,
n fine day, impressed into the service,
and detained on shipboard off the Tow
er. On hearing of this she at once pre-
sented herself before Capt. (afterward
Admirably John Payne, under whose SUI
perintendence recruiting was carried on.
and entreated him to obtain her friends
release. The Captain was bewitched
by her beauty, and granted her prayer
conditionally. Her scruples if she had
any, were overcome. She became his
mistress. Their connection did not last
long. We follow her now to Up Park
in Sussex. where she lived under the
protection of Harry Featherstonhaugh,
an enthusiastic fox hunter. She shared
his taste. Mounted on q thorough bred
she galloped across country with
all the skill and courage of Diana Yer
non herself. When the days sport was
v g she would entertain Sir Harry and
his r%ollicking bachelor friends with the
atrical mimicries and tavern jokes, She
and her baronet spent money reckless
ly-so recklessly, indeed, that hospita,
bic Up Park had to be closed. To-
gether they repaired to town, where
they soon after separated, not apparent
~ on the best terms.-Temple Bar.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
Workmen on the Washing.
ton Monument.

No day passes while work is in opera
ton on the shaft that hundreds of opera
and field glasses are not used in eagerly
watching the workmen on the top, who,
even with the aid of powerful glasses,
look scarcely larger than huge flies
crawling slowly about. Gas the shaft
grows higher now," said Col. Casey,
my workmen are obliged to use great
er care. They are not sailors, and al
though most of them are to some ex-
tent growing accustomed to working at
such a great height, they, unlike the
sailor must work without anything to
cling to for security. A single false
step, a slight stumble, a little faintness
or dizziness, would be apt to leave moth
ing that in the least resembled human
being, whether the fall was down the
shaft or at the ground outside. AS
they go higher they grow more care
full I notice, instead of becoming used
to and careless of their danger. For
this reason I anticipate that each of the
upper courses, which are so much small
Ter in horizontal surface, will take as
much time to place in position as those
at the base of the cap. Besides this
reason, as the working space grows
smaller, fewer mon can be employed on
the top. But it will be finished long
before the time fixed upon for its dedi-
cation.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
The Styles in Glass Eyes.
From the Philadelphia Press.

From the Philadelphia Press.
"We sell several hundred ayes every
year." said a dealer on North Sixth
street yesterday, "and send them as far
as Portland, Ore, Denver, Col, and
Lawrence, Kan. It IS a growing bust
ness, and it would surprise you to know
who some of my customers are. Eye
sight is easily lost-a blow, an accident,
a evere cold even, may destroy the
nerve, and then the surgeon removes
the ball and I fit the counterfeit. I
don't manufacture these glass imita-
tions, but Import exclusively. Ameri-
can eyes are made, and sell at the same
figure as foreign ones, but they are not
as fine by any means. The most per-
feet eyes are made in Thuringia, Ger
many, and have a more natural apear-
dance than any other. The iris is cover
ed with silver and the blood vessels with
gold, and, when properly inserted,
they will move almost as readily as
their natural companion. OF course
much depends upon the condition of
the socket and the state of the mus
cles as left by the surgeon.
"Our greatest trouble is the matching
of eyes. The slightest difference in
that is very a%ppreciable, and when you
remember that no two persons eyes are
alike, you a imagine the difficulty
we often have. Here is an eye belong
ing to IN old gentleman in Germantown.
1t is a special eye, and is left here as a
sample by which he can order new ones
You see, eyes wear out, their life being
about a year or little over, though oc-
casionally 1 see one which has lasted u
much longer time. One gentleman who
was here this morning had worn his eye
for five years, night and day. The salt
and alkaline solutions Of the tearducts,
however, have an effect on the surface
of the glass, and eventually roughens it,
so that a new eye is necessary. One Of
my customers, o lady, renews her eye
about every six months; here's her last
one, you can see how rough its surface
is and how its colors are dimmed.
eft is quite m operation" the dealer
went on, "to properly select and fit an
| SJSs 0oo AN odSS JOU ASN ouSSCSACo
the owner suffers no pain or inconven-
fence. Last month q gentleman came
to me for q left eye. I fitted him up, and
then vas astonished to be soundly be-
rated because he could not see through
1t. He had an idea that my glass imita-
ton was going to restore sight to his
destroyed optic nerve, and he told me
that he had been thus informed by his
doctor. You see this eye-that belongs
to a young lady on Broad street, and I
have no doubt it has often gazed tender
ly INTO the orbs of many a young gen.
tleman. There is some expression even
in a glass eye. There is a blue one that
goes to u lady in Iowa. I'll venture the
assertion thatin a week some young man
will be peering into its depths and
mentally believing that he is reading
the soul of the fair owner. She is pref.
ty, and lost her eye through q prema-
ture explosion in n of her fathers
mines"
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
Emma, Lady Hamilton, Her Origin.

She was the offspring of poor parents,
and was born at Preston, in Lancashire,
in 1764. Her father, Henry Lyon-a
laborer, it is assertcd-died while she
was still an infant. His widow then re-
moved to Harwarden, in Flintshire,
where she managed to support herself
and her little Emma. Rags, bare feet,
and hard fare, were the child's portion;
and ono can imagine her romplng with
the village companions, little thinking
what experience awaited her in the dim
future. Her childhood fed. At 10 she
entered the service of Mr.. Thomas, the
local apothecary, as nursery maid.
After three years (by some accounts,
unhappy ones) she left her situation.
She had often heard of London, its
wonders, it's attractions; and London
wards her thoughts were now directed.
Accordingly, we find her next at Black
friars, attending on the children of DIR.
Budd, q physician attached to st. Bar
tholomew's Hospital. The scene was
presently changed. Tired of Blackfriars
and the young Budds she obtained a
situation as general drudge at a fruiter-
er's chop in st. James's Market an
open space of ground long since built
over, lying between Pail Mall and King
street. She was now between IL and
Is, and extremely beautiful. Her
beauty too was of a superior sort, which
hard work could not alter. A lady,
coming one day to the shop where she
was employed, was so struck by her
appearance that she offered to take her
into her service. The offer was accept
ed. Emma's duties in her new place
seem to have been light. She had
learned to read, and her many leisure
hours were passed in devouring the
silly romances then in fashion, which
formed the favorite intellectual aliment
of her employer. OF an evening
she went often to the play
for her a scene of enchantment.
Her power of mimicry was astonishing,
and she could initiate all the actors and
actresses she saw to the life. She had
also an accurate ear for music, and a
fresh voice. Her fellow servants
thought highly of these gifts; her mis-
tress then regarded them less favorable.
The mimic was dismissed. Emma
Lyon next appears as servant at q
tavern frequented by a Bohemian null
titude of actors, artists, and hack au.
thors. Here she received enough at
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
Senator Mcphorson's bill for tho suspensio,

AbS &HS1 ASARSA o4AA VAS ou6pCll6lOl
Of silver dollar coinage provides that on and
after thepassage of the act the coinage Of sill
yer dollars shall be suspended and that tho
secretary Of the treasury shall be directed not
nomination less than S., and to destroy all
United States notes of less denomination than
s., and cease engraving or printing all such
notes. 1t authorizes the secretary of the treas
ury, upon the deposit of silver bullion in such
sub treasury as he Shall designate, TO issue to
the depositor thereof silver certificates having
upon their face the weight and market valueof
metal SO deposited, calculated in United States
gold dollars At the rate of 1913 standard grains
to the dollar. The secretary also to be author
lied and required, on presentation o fany silver
certificates issued under the provisions of the
act by the legal holders thereof, to redeem the
same by delivering to the depsoitors silver
bullion of the weight and fineness certified up
on the certificate, and Immediately cancel and
destroy such certificate.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

PURE COP LIVER Oh. made from selected ivers,
on the seashore, by CAswELL, HAZARD & Co.,
New York. 1t is absolutely pure and sweet.
Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all
Others. Physicians have decided it superior to
any of the other oils i'll market.
CHApPED HANDS, FACE PIMPLEs, and rough
Skin cured by using JUMPER TAR SOAP, madeby
CAswELL, HAZARD T. CO., New York.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

1t seems that the French press has at last
named the right man in announcing the en-
gagement of Miss Eva MacKayt to Prince Ferdi-
nand de CoIonna. Friends of the Mackays in
New York are now discussing the engagement as
a settled fact, confirmed by a cablcgram from
Mrs. Mackay to a personal friend at the Hoff-
man house. The dispatch read: eva is en-
gagged to Ferdinand Colonna."
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

The adoption by the most prominent dairy
men and farmers of the United States, of the
Improved Butter Color made by Wells, Richard
son & Co., Burlington, Vt, is a proof of their
winter butter is colored in order to make it
marketable, and this color is the best, in regard
to purity, strength, permanence and perfection
of tint.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

know that. in case any of your children are at
tackled at night with Group, you have the REM
edy at hana in Aliens Lung Balsam. Depend
upon it, mothers, 1t cures Group; perfectly pure
and harmless. Keep it OH hand.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
Maj. Gen. Hancock will retire from the army
IN February, 1888.
My Six Year Old Daughter.

DIR. G. D. WARNER:-Dear Sir-Ireceived the
complimentary bottle Of White Wine of Tar syr-
up you so kindly sent me. Our little six year
old daughter had a very sore throat, badly ul-
cerated, and coughed almost necessarily. We
gave the medicine according to directions, and
she began to improve Immediately and soon got
well. Please accept thanks. Mrs. Groves and
I have recommended it to others. Ishall want
to get some of it at the beginning of winter, as
l consider it a very superior medicine.
Yours very respectfully,
Rev. II. d. Groves,
GAINESVILLE, Mo. Pastor M. E. Church.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

II success be the true test of merit, tits a set
tied fact that "BRowN's BRONCHIAL TEocHEs"
have no equal for the prompt relief of Coughs,
Colds, and hroattroubles. Sold only IN boxes.
Price q cts.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

At Bellaire, Ohio, recently, Bub Boram
stabbed Sam Day three times in the left breast
with alarge dirk knife. Day will die. Boram
was jailed The assault was premeditated.
Boram is a notorious character, and Day a
quiet young man.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

Fruit and Garden Lands In Colorado.
In 5 and 10 acre tracts. Low Price. Long
Terms to settlers or non-residents. Address
Tor particulars, W. E. PABOR, Fruita, Colo.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

@-None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on white label. Shun all the vile, poison
stuff with ''Hops' in their name.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
MISS 8. S. BOONE
Baby Saved.

We are so thankful to say that our nursing
baby was permanently cured of q dangerous
and protracted constipation and irrcgularity Of
the bowels by the use of Hop Bitters by it's
mother. which at the same time restored herto
perfect health and strength.
-The Parents. Rochestar. N. Y
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

For Dizziness take Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters.
All genuine bear the signature of j. 2. Allen,
Druggist, st. Paul, MINI.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

y X X X Delicate diseases, affecting male
or female, however induced, speedily and per-
manently cured. Illustrated book three letter
stamps. Consultation free. Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

Plain as the Nose On Your Face.
What is the difference between a persons nose
and Carboline the Great Petroleum Hair Re-
newer. Ans:-one is the center of the head
and the other is q head-scenter.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

The mandarins of Picking have subscribed
$1,00O,OO0 to sustain the war against France.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
For the Ladies.

0auBHCor Is JUG PU0r man 3 pIastef,
Making every burden light;
Turning adness INTO gladness,
Darkest hour to May lawn bright
TITS The deepest and the cheapest
Cure for ills of this description,
But for those that woman's heir to,
Use DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
Cures all weaknesses and Irregularities, s'boar-
ing down" sensations, "internal fever" bloat-
ing, displacements, Inflammation, morning sick
ness and tendencyto cancerous diseases. Price
reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

Tho House of Hope of st. Paul regretfully
accepts DR.. Breeds resignation.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

CarboIiSaIve cures Itchings and Irritations or
Sthe Skin 4 Scalp. Poisons. Bites of Insects, Piles.
Ulcers, &c. Cures, Burns and Scalds without q scar.
DrIggists. j. ". COLE & CO. RlncE River Falls. Wis,
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
Wisely Adopted BY Datrymen.

AMunich physician makes quinine out of
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

1Had a Dreadful Cough,
and raised a considerable amount of blood and
matter; besides, 1 was very thin, and so weak /
could scarcely go about the house This was
the case of a man with consumption arising from
liver complaint. He recovered his health COM
pletely by the use of DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" Thousands Of others bear
similar testimony.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
Had a preadful Couch

The A. M. Sullivan fund has reached $25. 600,
The sum of $50, 600 is asked.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

Lasalle has signed for u six months engage
ment for America in 1856, for 500, 600.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

Yale's champion clog dancer of last
year has become a student Of divinity,
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

So. B~LooM1NGv1nLE, O., May 1, 20.
S1Rs-1 have been suffering ten years, and I
tried your Hop Bitters, and it done me more
good than all the doctors.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
ND III A o T. WATCH
- ...-... GOSSAMER GARMENTS.

The proprietors of the largest card manufactory i'll
Connecticut, wishing to introduce their Agents Sample
Book into every home at once, make the following lib
eral offer: The person telling lis the longest verse in the
Bible before Jan. LIST, will received Solid Gold Lady's
Watch worth $50. If there be more than one correct
Watch the third n key winding Swiss Watch. Each per-
son competing, must send 2ac. with their answer; for
samer Garments, one pack hidden name. All En-
bossed, Bird Motto and ChromoNi Cards with their
name neatly printed OIL each. and our New Agents Sam
pie Book and Premium List of about ona hundred new
styles Of Cards. Address ACMIEC CARD CO., Ivory
ton Conn.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

BRADFoRD, Pa, May 8, 1875
1t has cured me of several diseases, such a.
nervousness, sickness at the stomach, monthly
troubles, etc. l have not seen a sick day in q
year, since I took Hop Bitters. All my neigh
bors use them. Mrs. FANNIE GREEN.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
woman's sunsring and n.li,f.

Those languid, tiresome sensations, causing
you to feel scarcely able to be on your feet; that
constant drain that is taking from your system
all its former elasticity; driving the bloom from
your cheeks; that continual strain upon your
vital forces, rendering you irritable and fretful,
can easily be removed by the use Of that mar
velous remedy, Hop Bitters. Irregularities and
distractions Of your system, are relieved at ones
while the special cause Of periodical pain are
permanently removed. None receive 80 much
benefit, and none are so profoundly grateful,
and show such an interest in recommending
Hop Bitters as women.
A Postal Card Story.
l was affected with kidney and urinary
Trouble
"For twelve years!"
After trying all the doctors and patent medi-
cines l could hear of, I used two bottles Of
Hop 3"
t'Bitters;"
And 1 am perfectly cured. keep it
Gail the time!' respectfully, B. F. Booth,
Salisbury, Tenn.-May 4, 1881.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
$4,000 Lost.

ga tour to Europe that cost me $1,000, done
m less good than ono bottle of Hop Bitters;
they also cured my wife of fifteen years. ner-
vous weakness, sleeplessness and dyspepsia"
r. M. Auburn. N. Y.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

YOUNG MEN send 25c. and sample of Hair, for
l. natural Mnstache. BOX PAS" Bloomfield, Nj.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13
nINncD A SUCCESSFUL TREATMENT.
uAVuCn No knife! No Plaster! No pain! w.
Payne, N. d., Marshaltown, Iowa,
MATRIMONIAL PAPER ul5 5!1ztT
20 HOLlDAY CARDS FIRE.!

Any person who will send us the names of four wide
awake boys or girls in their village and ten lc. stamps for
postage, we willsend free. 26 Imported Embo.s ed Fringe
birthday, Cristmns, New Year and Easter Card. I'LL DIFF
fcrent, and n new illustrated Ga page olliduy Book. u.
S. M~ANUFACTNG co, HARTFORD, CONN.
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

i $3$;; " 4 $ i; ! , {; 80 y ;? $s' $s IS: IS: SORE EYES
The Dickinson press., 1884-12-13

FARM T%ELEGRAPHY, or SHORTHAND and
= nished. Address Valentine Bros, Janesville, wis.