St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-07-03
SUMMER ECCENTRICITIES.
Fighting Preacher. Mendoza School.
master On q Lark. A
Bitter Bitten.
Boot-bIacIss. Shining in Court A Lively
Feminine Scrap.

AS the heterogeneous load of passengers fled
up the newly painted stairway and through the
spacious doors of the municipal court room yes
terday morning, the Market house clock tolled
out the hour of nine, the
first crop of summer flies were on their morning
buzz chorus, his honor wiped gill of perspira-
ton from his noble brow and remarked that any
man or woman who had no more sense than to
solicit sentence from this court in such torrid
weather deserved to be boiled down and canned
for the sustenance of the cannibals in the South
Sea Islands.
Sam Cohen, who had punched Jewish rabbi
in the ribs with his ungodly knuckles because he
didn't leave his house when ordered, and all be-
cause Sam couldn't digest his theological utter
ances, was put under bonds to keep the peace
C. Cox, disorderly darkey of bulky weight,
forfeited his bsl of $50, which was put up by
some swede farmers, who took him to the rura
districts in their farm wagon to balance this in
debtedness at harvesting
Mary Curran and Hannah WEIGH, on whose
heads the frosts Of sixty winters had grown no
wisdom,. for drunkenness and street walking
were sent up to the House of the Good Shepherd
for thirty days even.
Thomas Lavalle, Thos. Daily and Sam. Que
Wilton, trio Of Migrants found trying to sleep
with horse in the Sixth ward. were fred up to
the workhouse for ten days.
Daniel Lesry, Mendoza SCHOOL master on a
pedagogue bum paid his S. which be substracted
from badly demolished last pay day pile, and
woe be to the unlncky urchin in his hands for
chastisement when he comes TO reckon ND the
expenses Of his weeks summer vacation In st.
Paul.
r-t. = Il
which John French, driver Of Michaud's deliv-
cry wagon, took ont Of the leg and Uniform Of
Officer Fitzgerald while attempting to run him
into the cooler On Tuesday afternoon, and when
his honor gro sled ont ''sixty days In the work
house," John looked as If he had been hit In
the abdomen by an escaped barrel of salt pork.
From his garD Vim. CARLY didn't look as
though he and s. bill had ever been intro
duced TO each other but on the announcement
that it would take that figure of legal tender to
save him from the work house
he unpinned lattice in his gressy
cuff and produced the spoondulicks.
Dr. Sloan, Of the Sixth ward, on complaint for
throwing slop water and tomato peeifngs around
promiscnously. to revenge himself for not having
TO pay sewerage assessments IN that locality
win give diagonis Of his case to his honor To-
day.
That this is popular form Of government u
the people aud By the people, was illustrated BIZ
the srraignment Of an eighteen year old boot
black named Patrick N1honeY, charged By a co.
labprer Of the brush with having stolen the cost
from him which he. Patrick. hed on. Pat, on
finding that ne was being close pressed in re-
gard to his title deed to the garment in question:
came out Of It IN the court room with The agility
Of eat, and offered il TO the complainant, who
accepted the compromise, and the suit was de-
clsred of
John Wagner in = bohemian scrap on Tuesday
evening, having severely freseoed the face Of