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was one OF the vurst cn.n. ~ "u 'cats. Ii
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vi tue poor creature was b,Nord raeNuieflng
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cures nv mas come undern,v o,, ,vi,a, IKSabls
mr' campbell, y Il hayo had 'VIsalon.'
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me wa the ungodly il hard, but
% way o the Glen Lea h easy. IL
AZ driIket rom its fountains ma,
" nave eternal life, yet, verify, he eS.
'Peth sure anu sudden death!
Vid name, u friends, old faces and
whisky ciown Glen Lea as the as.
ast. '"'"
lien hea's neotars cause patrons u
'neve they have an abdominal Indian
INNER.
, men may come and men may 70, bu,
Ten Lea has one constant flow,
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no Effect OF Hard Times Upon Business.
we have IN stock, about 1000 bows
nool anu children's suits. We offer
s'n W cost, which will enable every
IN ballas To wear warm winter
dt alta very ow price.
kEfNuARDr, tho Clothiar
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EGlEey's Galine AperienG,
WHAT IS TIP

Il is cheap, mild, elf Give md delightful ,,x.
ihve or purg tive, intended as a substitute t,r
osas'ic and nauseatrg pills. 1t cures constin1.
oGn p'orsness So head che and is specially
confined life Itis white powder and III, we ces
NE soda water, and IS az pleasant. 1t does rot
gtipc ioi soken AID S aivavs ready. Pr, nm in
large and sold at 50 cents by all Druggists
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COTTON.

AN advance in spots occurred to-day Il, all
ports exec / Galveston, the laIterIn Irket
having marked up yesterday, settled inv
- previonS rates. The local marlJot Is nom
stocks 300 bales, leaving shipments lS.l2s
bales '''
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FINANCIAL AND COTTON.
MONEY. STOCKS AND BONDS.

NEW YORK, Dec. 2,--Money, laliS; closed,
offered, |; prime mercantile paper. 4lse6;
sterl ny exeliaI &c, b b., dull, 4S0,s; sigut,
Cfnsed al the followinr rrices.
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q pLen's wA,.,

oSE.C,1sedi New Yory steady; New Or
ms, steady; -iVerrJC,, steady; dalyest =,
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m nsiv stock If wall paper, the la,.
sivsd by iIa apn col = are being 10
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'arnett's Coooain-.
hs BEST AND CHEAPEST HAIR DRESS.
ING.
ukli,s dandruf allsys irritation. and
ninotes y vigorous growth of the hair
onrn"tts Favor ny Extracts are in.
'riably acknowledged the purest and
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senty Dollars Worth OF Clo,hinv r,.
Ten Dollara
we nave invested thousand of doit,rs
recent forced sales in TIM eas, ~,
iMantee good $40 suit, which sold ,n
'fmer years.at so. 81" 'u
RNiSHARDT, the Clothier.
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- ~ hlkhts made miserable the
1919. ~r'in'e cough. shiloh's Cure h h,
''' V"p' Sold hv J ~. house
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Music boxes, the D nj assortment eve
'ought 10 Dallas, At &. II. Edwards,.
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MEDICINES

w. lEt GENE DEvAII ->>--,-,-,
- IN MADE ,a us his agent for ~ " Franz
S 70 seil ms never-iailing ren me State offs&
s sana Restorative or r''iTs ,:y, "Nais&
soe snS VIII III nervous DEBILITY 'lalisvrs
proep rl'I liz aii kindred iseass b9ss q
Cause Of th s e dlssas fr9@ when o.
al once procure from ~, AentioneS n
your druggist or by nrs s, 0. through =, ~
remedy. Cro,r,esss, the neyerrl s Us Il
Wholesale Drngeistss Y BALDwIgA
Ivy relall at Howell Br9ss' M ' / alias, iess,.
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s.nos Of ssusases, weiner wurs,
-'-,2' 'r'ss1 Dan " 40 riln stree,
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No mother should be without
MEXICAN FEMALE REMEDY

rnich cures All female diSeasa. a,,
"'Akes nh woman harnv ''"''' NV
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TRAINS Pass. DALLAS

PuIlmaD Sleepers Colorado, Fort Worth
anu Dallas to New Orleans without change
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Texas y Pacific


~, GOING SOUTH.
NO. 2-Mall auG ASpiess, leaves. y;Uu p. "a
GOIEG NORTH.
70. l--M2li Vhu Express, arrives. 1900 A. ii
Trains and 2run daily, Sundays except55
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9A,LaOADs.
= = =
NEW RAILWAY TIME GARD.
Houston a rerss Ceutr.,

GOING SOUTH,
No. 2-New Orleans and Galveston
M b. M N WI $3.50 A. IA
cept sunday i.ss - NJ
N''' 1'eN '''enns express daily $50 NJ
GOING NORTH,
No. S-St. Louis Express (dailyl q.oo "A
No, l-MiXed to Denison except
Sunday. ...., Io1s u "a
No l-St, Louis Express daily. sos p, n
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IL Is self.evldent that n phvslcIan having
particular alton to class OF cases attaiDs
great SRI !, and physicians In regular practice
tll over the country knowing thls, frequently
recommend cases TO the oldest Office in Amerl.
ca, where every known nrnlianco is resorted
70, and the proved good re inedies OF all
ages aud countries are used, - whole house 10
und for office purposes, and all are treated with
NH In q respectful manner; and, knowing
what 10 do, no experiments arc made. On ac-
Count OF the great number anu'Sng, the
charges are kept low, often lowe than Is de-
manded by others. II you secdTa the skin and
getaspecdy and perfect life care, that is the
To any address free
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-16
OVER THREE PREcIprcEs.



One of the most incredible of wonderful
accidents or adventures that can possibly
happen to man and leave life in him il
that experienced by Peter f. Gates, son Of
the famous hotel keeper at De Witt, and
who is well known in Davenport, where he
once resided several months. Peter Gates
Is experimenting the work of the mine of
the Gunnison Mining and Exchange Com
pany of this city, which is in Treasure
Mountain, Gunnisor county, Colorado.
The great altitude of the mine brings win
ter about it very early. As early as the
middle of September snow storms com.
menccd. Peter writes that be left the cabin
with his report and vouchers ready for mil
ing, an oyercoat belonging to one of the
men and gunny sack filed with clothing,
and all strapped together on his back, all
in "apple pie" order-and then-"I fell
over the cliff ON my way down. I intended
1t to be my last trip for several months but
gotten one hundred feet above the cabin
when a snow slide turned loose, knocking
me instantly from the trail. For the first
four hundred or five hundred feet 1 struck
the ground but four or five times-and my
last fall, from the top of the precipice to its
bottom, was about one hundred and twenty
feet. Ii seems incredible that could have
tumbled down three successive precipices
without being killed, but everything was in
my favor. The pack I was carrying and
the snow which went down with helped
break my fall. I am badly bruised about
The hips and body, but with rest and
lower altitude the doctor thinks will come
out all right in a month or So" The letter
WAS written at Crested Butte. Mr.. Doe
says that to one who has seen the place of
this accident Peters escape is of piece of
luck TINT may be termed miraculous. The
cliff which Peter was swept from has an
almost perpendicular height of thousand
feet from the bottom of the precipice, and
II was the great masses of snow which had
accumulated on its sides that broke Peters
fall every hundred feet and then went on
down with him to the next one. In Janu-
airy last man was swept off the trail by an
avalanche in similar manner and dropped
into the abyss a thousand feet below, and
the body has never been recovered. -Dagen-
port Gazette. sa
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-16
A REAL COMEDY OF ERRORS.
che Married Alfred, Meaning 70 Marry
Henry Who Was AIfrcd's Twin.

remarkable story comes tonight from
st. Helen, which is well vouched for.
About six months ago twin brothers-Alfred
and Henry Grove--arrived from Kansas and
settled near st. Helen. There was 70
very strong resemblance between them, in
fact 80 strong that intimate friends could
scarcely tell one from the other. Henry
was married, but his wife was living in Kan
sas He soon made the acquaintance of the
family of John Avery, living near, includ-
ing their daughter, Lott,s Avery, aged nine
teen. One night about five weeks ago in
jest he asked her to become his wife and to
his utter surprise she accepted, informing
her mother Immediately Tho mother in q
practical way preached the subject Of the
date of tie marriage, etc., and before Grove
could recover from his surprise the details
had been arranged.
He Immediately went to his brother Alfred
told the story and asked for advice. Alfred
volunteered to personate the brother and
stand for him. The ceremony took place
October 81, the couple remaining at the
home of the BRIDES parents. Alfred fell in
love with the girl and week after the mar
riage told of the deception. In her indig-
nation she ordered him from the house.
She then informed her parents and the
father started after the son-in-law with q
shotgun and has followed Alfred to this city,
where he is supposed to have fed. Port
land Oregonian,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-16
MENAGERIE ANIMALS.
The Market vnine of Lions, Tigers, Gi
RATES. and Other Beasts.


The Chicago Ne@s correspondent ia
Gotham has been interviewing menagerie
man or hon-tamer, or something of the kind,
a. follows .........=...aa
I make business of importing animals
and supplying menageries and geological
gardens
s'What ia GOOD. bio lion worth ~ \
asked thinking of friend in Chicago 10
whom intend sending q Christmas pres
snt. 4....s.s..,
Well, the price varies I've got an old
menageSie lion that has been over the road
good many years, and you can have him
for $500. Then I've got nice, healthy
African, young and sound, that I will sell
you for "a 500, and he's worth every cent
OF t. Don't You want to bay q pair of
elephants pve got DANDY team, and
VIII let them go for 5000. Good tigers
are worth from 81 900 TO ~, 900, but there
Is not much call for them. They are diff
cult to manage and keep, and very danger
GUS, Ferhaps you would like to buy a
rhinnoceros? I've got just one, two and
" ~N>ef@t ssh4e. siAc vniJ oho hoW uAtsS
In captivity, and I'll sell him for $4,000,
OUT am not anxious about it, / love to look
at the creature. There's COW antelops
over there, and she is worth $500. Next
spring she will be worth $500; so you might
speculate"
Are giraffes as scarce as the circus men
ciaim?"
Yes, they are scarce and ten times
more delicate than newborn babe. They
must be kept in certain temperature oil
the time, and keeper must sleep with
them. They cost from $4,000 for one four
teen feet high to $4,000 for one eighteen
rect nigh. never keep them on hand and
only take an order for them to be delivered
Ayear after. just now am devoting my
attention to ostriches, and last week sent
SIX large ones to Orange County, Fla, for
onariton Jones, who will begin ostrich
farming. Igot these birds in Nubia, after
great deal of trouble, and think them the
finest specimens ever captured. They cost
me $500 each laid down in New York.
They will be shackled when the farm is
reached, so as to prevent their killing other
animals, They are pluclsed once year
when under three Years old, and twice a
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-16
THE LrME-KrLN CLUB.

:" De odder night J" began the President,
as the club came to order, de ole
man Birch cum ober to my cabin an cried
bekase he had not becum great an famous
man. Dat sot me to fnl1in'.
tCicero was great man, but cannot
Gnd it on record dat he eber took any mo-
comfort dan Samuel Shin does. Samuel
has huff to eat an drink an war, an of an
ebenin' he kin sot down in snug co'ner an
eat snow apples an read de paper. He
am harmless to de community as he am.
Make great man of him an he might in.
vent new sort o religun, or originate a
new theory in pollytics, or do sunthin' oil
other to upset de minds of half de people.
Demosthenes was great man, but 1
can't find dat coal dealers collector could
put his hand on him when wanted, as he
kin on Giveadam Jones. You can't find
dat his wife was a good cook, or dat he had
bathroom in his house, or cupalo on his
BAN, or dat he relished his dinner any bot
ter dan Brudder Jones does, while he had
the same chilblains and headaches an night
mares. Az Giveadam now Ibis an circulatea
children kin play with him, wood-piles il
his nayborhood am safe, an mo- dan ons
poo family am indebted to him fur shil-
lin in money or basket Of 'taters. Make
him great philosopher an who kin tell
how many rows an riots an broken heads
could be laid to his doc?
Plato was great man, but I can't find
dat he was fed on paltickler fine beef or
mutton, or dat his tailor gin him an extra
fit, or dat he got discount when he bought
ten pounds of sugar all to once. When
Waydown Bebee gifts sot down in front CT
his cook stove checker-board ON his lap
an painful of popcorn at his right hand,
wild five pickaninnies rollin' ober each uddor
on de foo, he am tal1in' heap mo- comfort
oan Plato eber dreamed of. He has no
soarin' ambishun. He neither wants to save
de world nor spite IL. He makes no pre-
dickshuns fur people to worry ober, an his
theories nebber jar de dishes off de shelf.
Make him great man, an his comfort an
happiness fly away, an he sots himself up to
teach an command an becuri eberybody's
antagonist.
q De man who signs to trade far wages,
warm house an q peaceful harthstun fur
de glory of q Bonaparte am dolt.
Ode man who sacrifices his clean, hum
BILE cabin easy ole coat, his co'n-coh
pipe an his pitcher O. slider fur de CAB of an
orator or de delushuns of philosopher
trades his later fur wind-fall apples. Let
us pureeed to bizness. Detroit FIRES
Press.
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MISCELLANY.
DEATH OF ENGLISH KINGS.
How the RuIers of Great Britain Passed
Away.

How the Rulers of Great Britain Passed
Away.
William the Conqueror died from enor.
nous fat and drink.
William Rufus died the death of the poo,
stays which he hunted.
Henry I. died of gluttony.
Henry II. died of broken heart, occa'
stoned by the bad conduct of his children
Richard Coeur de Lion, like the animal
from which his heart was named, died by an
arrow from an archer.
John died, nobody knows now but it is
said from chagrin, which we suppose is an
other term for a dose of hellebore.
Henry III. is said to have died g natural
death"
Edward l. is likewise said to have died q
4" natural sickness Va sickness which would
puzzle all the College of Physicians to de.
nominate.
Edward H. was most barbarously and in.
decently murdered by ruffians employed by
his own mother and her paramour.
Edward III. died of dotage and Richard
u. of staryation-the very reverse of George
".
Henry ". is said to have died of " fits
caused by uneasiness," and uneasiness in
palaces in those times was very common
complaint
Henry V. is said to have died of "pain.
full affection, prematurely." This is
courtly term for getting rid of a king.
IN, hu
known then only to his jailer, and now
known only to heaven.
Edward v. was strangled in the Tower by
his uncle, Richard III.
Richard III was killed. in battle
Henry VII. wasted away, as mi5er ought
Henry VIII. died of carbuncles, fat and
fry.
Edward vi. died of decline.
Queen Mary is said to have died of
broken heart
Old Queen Bess is said to have died of
melancholy, from having sacrificed Essex to
his enemies.
James l. died of drinking and the effects
of vice.
Charles /. died on the scaffold.
Charles II. died suddenly, it is said Of
apoplexy.
William Ill. died from consumptive habits
of body, and from the stumbling of his
horse.
Queen Anne died from dropsy.
George =. died of drunkenness, which
his physicians politely called an apoplectic
fit.
George II. died of rupture of the heart,
which the periodicals. of that day termed
visitation of God.
George LII. died as he had lived--a mad
xnn. Throughout life he was at least a
consistent monarch.
George ~. died of gluttony and drunken
ness.
William ". died amid the sympathy of his
subjects.
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POETRY
The stnrx ID I.ife.

AhC eSt0Ay ~ AhASe
Say, what is llfe9 IT'S to be born;
A helpless babe to greet the light
With sharp wall, as If the morn
Foretold a cloudy noon and night;
To weep, to sleep, and weep again,
With sunny smiles hetween-and thenf
And then apace the infant grows
To be a laughing, sprightly boy,
Happy, despite his little woes.
Were he but conscious OF his Joy
To be, In short, from two to ten,
A merry, moody chlld-and them
And then in coat and trousers clad,
To learn TO say the decalogue,
And break it, an unthinking lad,
With mirth and mischief all agogi
A truant oft by field and fen,
And capture butteraies-and thenf
And then, increased in strength and size,
To be, anon, youth fun gown,
A hero In his mothers eyes,
A young Apollo In his own;
To initiate the ways of men
In fashionable sin-and them
And then, at last, to be a man,
To tall in love, TO woo and wedi
With seething brain to scheme and plan
To gather gold or toll for bread;
TO sue for fame, with tongue and pen,
And gain or lose the prize-and then?
And then In gray and wrinkled old,
To mourn the speed of life's decline;
To praise the scenes our youth beheld,
And dwell in memory Of lang syne;
To dream awhile with darkened ken,
To drop into his Rrav0-and then?
John O.. Sdre
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An EVEN THING.

Are you sure that this is gentle horse r
asked man of colored gentleman, from
whom he wished to purchase buggy horse,
says the Arkansa,o Trage,ler
''Gentlest boss in dis town. A chile kin
dribe him. My wife is mighty skeery
oman, but she amt afeerd OBJ dis hoss."
Sorry to hear it," said the white man.
"a gentleman who is running against me
for Office gave me money to buy horse foT
him. I don't want you to say anything
about it, but I want to get horse that will
PUN away with him and kill him.
Den dis is de boss, sab. Tore 'spress
wagin all ter pieces day afore yestidy, an
killed cullud gentleman. Jes' suit yer,
sab, for he will kill de unfortunate white
man less en- week.
You trifing liar. I wanted the horse
Tor my wife, and merely tested your honesty.
don't want him."
g Who's a triHin' liar ?" 81
You are.n
:" I amt no wuss den yerseh, boss; kass
yerssf tole lie jes ter see eff I'd tell one.
White mans got ter git outen de bed mighty
soon in de mawnin' ter beat me tell,n' oh
lie. femme tell yer"
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LIFE IN A FISH TANK.
low the Finny Tribe Dispute Among Them
selves While in Captivity.

Mr.. Thomas Rinek, of Easton, Pa, has
rtted up tank, with perpetual flow Of
water, and has placed in il number of bass
which he was fortunate enough to capture
from the Delaware. The two largest weigh
respectively three pounds and seven ounces
The latter's fins and tail are very ragged
nnd torn, owing to fierce attack made on
him shortly after he was put in, by the for
mer. But the relations between all of them
have since been amicable. The largest one
after few days confinement, made deter
mined effort to escape, and jumped with
such persistency and force that he loosened
the wire gauze over the tank from its fast
nnings and damaged his mouth to such an
extent that he carried it open three-fourths
of an inch for over two weeks, and it inter
fered materially with the comfort of his feed
ing. They feed very deliberately, and their
favorite food seems to be young catfish,
When one of these is put into the tank they
will sort of point it, following it's movements
rather with their eyes, but never RENTING
this deliberate pursuit, and it is often long
while before they made On assault. The
catfish instinctively recognize their danger,
apd immediately begin theirtactics of defence.
These are limited to turning tail to the enemy
aud keeping their heads in the bottom cor
ners of the tank and under favoring stones.
AS long as they can hold this position they
are comparatively safe, as the bass will rare
ly touch them except head first. Recently q
catfish somewhat over three inches long, by
his skirmishing, evaded the largest bass for
sey eral minutes, and finally got his head
well sheltered under fayoring stone. The
bass, after several futile efforts to dislodge
it, OF last took it by the tail, drew 1t out and
swan leisurely around the tank several times
with 1t, when, giving 1t q sudden toss
caught it by the head.--Ame'fcan Field.
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The Splendid Detective.


A city once had most splendid detective,
And every one said he was wise and reflective,
And added, " There's nothing whatever defective
About this superior, splendid detective!"
More proof could give, for said every reporter,
" Old vidocq himself was full half a head shorter
Than the great detectivel o yes, he's snorterl
He gives to the wicked no rest and no quarteri"
(And who ever doubts the veraeious reporter)
To give all the facts to this splendid off1cial,
obtained by YOURSELF was to make his initial
Research success and the same beneficial.
And II you'd but show him the rascal, he'd wish
all
The morning to get him, this splendid official
Whatever the pawnbrokers had he would squeeze
on,
For, led by his mighty, gigantean reason,
A thief would deposit whateer he could freeze on
With pawnbrokers, though, the whole swag
should have 1eas on
At length, on a day when this splendid detective
Had grown wiser yet, and deal more reflective,
The criminals, seeing how very defective
Their schemes had been shown, and how very
corrective
This oficer was, they became SO detective
They gave themselves up to this splendid de-
tectivei
-Losasuale Courier Journal