The Evening critic., 1884-07-28
MISCELLANY.

1t is st. John against the demijohn.
Langtry and her Chinese page sail for Eu.
rope to-day.
Small fruits are so called from the sizes of
the boxes they come in.
1t is said that over 100000 trees wero
planted In Great Britain In 1888.
The man who gives himself away usually
hasn't veiy much TO give.
The Rev. DR.. Miner, OF Boston, characterized
Ben Butler as rascally honest.
'The Lover Who Wouldn't Propose" Is the
title OF the latest leap year ballad.
take pleasure . ssying Browns Iron Bit.
is5s eaT Tsian me 1yspea NJ schiose $40
Chu Gum is tnV~neme OF Boston China
man. He is not graduate OF yassar College.
Do not feed children on cold food. Both chill
dren and meals are better when we'll warmed.
~ am man OF enter pries," remarked the
burglar as he inserted his Jimmy Into the safe
lock.
Sings tho early melon and cucumber:
were cramping tonight In the old cramp-
An ohio man is named Nobone. We regret
that We cannot write a tender line about him.
Bill Nye says: "It Is n pity Theodore
Thomrs Is out OF politics. He is certainly a
great leader.
Bathing suits are now made largo enough to
tell what color they are without an opera.
glase.
They havo pound for cats In Brooklyn, says
an exchange. club would BIO good pound
for a cat.
''Thats your lay, is its" inquired tho rooster
OF the hen as she cackled over her latest pro.
duction.
There would seem TO be chance for calling
General Butler "old Bon Bolt before the sum
mer Is over.
Browns Iron DittsEs having cured me OF ma.
lariu, shall tske plde sure In recommending
third Street SnoGAwsst.0 - -"A' ''i -"'D'
King Kalakaua is said to have "a beautiful
hand, although II Is almost red In COLOR" II
is probably royal lush.
They need q war in Germany The soldiers,
tired OF inactivity, are committing suicide In
alarmingly large numbers.
Ben Butler married an actress. He is not
bad actor himself. Stage fright would DO
paralyzed IL ho ever encountered II.
The Louisville C0urisi-,jOUrndlsay tho reason
the man In the moon is economical Is because
everything up there is 30 high"
Tight sleeves are out Of style, but very full
sleeves are all the rage, so this cannot OK
actly DO called triumph for the cause OF
temperance.
Prince Victor BonapRrte, of France ono OF
the ospirants to the throne, is sickly.looking
dude, With smooth face and heavy bang.
Charles Kelly, the husband OF Ellen Terry, ia
London actor of prominence, but ia not well
or financially. He Is 10 have benent per.
Torrance.
Prince Frederick Charles, of Berlin. pays au
organ grinder to play daily at the palace. 1t
makes tho Prince laugh. His Highness Is
probably deaf.
8. r. Gill, ir.aa15 Thirteen.aud.a-half
street southwe5R says he cordially recon-.
mends Browns IRON pltters for dyspepsia and
indigestion, as itinfed him OF those diseases.
young man In Nebraska eloped with his
aunt and three children and a mule team be-
longing to his uncle. That Is paying pretty
dearly fora pair OF mules.
what wud OF want wild bicycle ?" said tho
Anelent ifishman to the boys who had been
onanlpg MIN, "Bedad, ora as soon walk afoot
as ride afooti"-hI.
An Iowa exchange tells OF a young man who
writes poetry In his sleep. Tho paper consid-
eratoly cOnceals his name TO prevent his Deing
lynched by his fellow-townsmen.
AS Nine. Nilsson wears the sack coat, vest,
standing collar and gentlemans scarf with
horseshoe pin, the fashion Is fairly estab-
lished,
Asparagus tongs OF plated silver OF q new
style are shown, but they look too much like a
dentists fayorite instrument to become pop
ular, ~
The Pies My Mother Made" is said 10 be
tne lille OF new song. II ia to DO sung with
an attempt to give he effect of having lpaAtt
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your crockelsst IN tafe, glassware and hard
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