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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
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sS6tller.
Geitoem ser groBe unb quite Doctor
Breetoriu5 unter Die pplittiden Ot0ter
ooer Die oi6tenpen &olititer 9egargell lit,
mtrb iiberau i'm .Qanoe oarauf los 9e@
remit. Sein beriibmter politil6er Wurit7
5tpfel:
r2mii6en 2ogar unb gtatnen
&lemal 1ur tcencn -"
bat ben 0ihtilurm entfeiielt, Der 81 fegt
nun viber Bic Qanbe, bis an bas blaue
Wteer." Tenn baS eben lit Der Stud Der
bOieu G6at, DoB ie fort5eu9eno 8oies muB
G~eb0ren. 8elDloerS beTttg DutDet Die
Seude i'm Jtorplueiten. Die yGolfssei2
tulg" IN ct. Saul otdbtet Die Bdrtetgegner
erburmun9slos nis0er, Die Soma Sribiiue"
III Darlington ldleuoert polittl6e S6nGoa@
biipfeln IN Die NSelt u1o audi Die SOME"
in Yeoria itra9!t Neil1e alt5. J9ll1 1T
altd Der ,0empfrat" in 0openport, besn.
eit Dittgiteo ieine5 reoitorieIlen StabeS,"
Don Der 0t0tertti5 Defalten lporben unD
bat in Oiclem l3ultano ToIgeuOe5 an9ez
felt:
ltnb ri9urrab5 :" tOnteu aus re4t uteteu &ablen.
Senn eiueu um3u9 bietten, i66n mar 5u err
l61u'H er,
NuYt SeiiSill %UtIlu Dt OVERWHELMINGLY.
Sic i6ritteu III bem Suft Der Mtu5te better,
&bttlS luareH 81 Sup tie. uno tbettS marin tie
Better.
go so0en bur6 sic GtraBen Ito[3 fiir6nB ite,
Ste Oemofraten oa6ten: rata, man lap lte."
Sinh iie bod meiit nun aus ben Gta6bor6rtern.
ltno &en'9e labcn mir pom 9auenpOrtcrn."
9(uf bun6ert Oelnofraten fomntt BIOS Giuer,
Ser III benz @ouHtp Scptt lit nod Jtepublifeiner.
0as lit oas i6alf6afte @enre. Oas
9epflegt, oeun Die sill Sans GG0le15 !2ett
Die WleilterfinGer abtpc4lelten III Der Torm
- ais liebli6 tlang Die .frnm1ne 3inten>"
uno bic vAmpier1 0eiie" = 10 flDten u1b
bromrneten audi Die politti6en Sroubo7
Doure Der INSTRUMENTATION Yreiie
unterldieoli6. So9ar III n~ieOerOeutider
MunDart ~ertlinqt Elm polttii6 @ieo. Mus
QtfleD, i'm Gemperen3itaate Soma, ienoet
elm ergerer Qano5!nanu &lau9 Grotb's ODER
Srib Jteuter'S Ser ISL. Staats5tg." uab=
1tebenDe Ydan:
0e Elcttbitlden (eipt @ein, Beer, Gelang,
lin Dultt lebcn GemperenS5man9.
Stree Utut le linn, Tree mtut le lelueH
Ill tGre Gimme mid ieoen gelpcll.
Csc pelt Srcebeit for bat cause 2ano
In 9abt all f0r WroDer GleUelono.
@ie vpadenb" aber aid bieie benz Treiz
bett6 3 ur it g2prte leibenoe Stropbs ietn
moQ, lie reidt nidt htRan an ein Yradtz
it'd, ros Gill Ginienocr Der vTreten Rrtne"
III -Utillpautee qelicfert bat cine iua0rbaft
perbliifteube llmtremplung Der ublanor
Ireuber'ihen &npcle:
9&u5 ldimmert sort al benz S>u6ion Jon i90n? .
2&cld' Gin Stern iieDt man an '0tmmel Guf9eb'n ?
&aS lit Glepelano, trelI INN rein,
81 laOet una 5Urger 81 ~ltintinel ELL.
g2os idlpirrt 10 beoeutiam Don 0Atn0e gu Wun6 2
M0S thur DER Sine Dem 2lnoeru tuno
&a6 iii Der 8clGlIB Der 8irgcr sum Seil,
2o0 1T Sim SIalue'S 8~eroGrlmun9S, urt1etl.
@aS braulet thinner tdber beran,
gNte 9onuer non 81 ali G3eun2
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03

Seufel Oberiten bin, benz niemals, niez
mals, ntennlS Die @eibide oes 9anbes anz
pertralt Deroen blirften!
limb bas nennt man eillen StaatSmann,
eile1 ioealcn Gertreter bes Ghteu uno
tpahren amerifaniid)eu 8oIfstbumS!
2tIIein mas Elm G6ter uno Qeredter 9Sarz
teisGiel iii, - ben 9cntrt oaS niht, neil
i'm iDer6uupt 9(t9t5 in Set Q8elt 9enirt.
Gr feunt nur cine MeloOie. - bic GeiBt
. - u. @r perG0ttert ben girrenben
&urteltduberi6 pom Is. Sult unb Oeu
briiucnben 20pen pom 20. Sttober. -
0enn es lit ia beioen1aIe Der @eber !8ette1,
Dem bic getpuroerung gilt = 9leipiel Oh
er sirre ODER briiIIe. = Selig iinO Die SIM
f~dItiger, benn ibrer lit Das Simmelrei6!
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
Sic Gtmfmbr in nener @elcn6tmms.

Der pterte bierteIjGbrlide NuSlpeis beS
itottitii6en Bureaus iber Giniubr, uno
Nusfu6r i'm leBten SisfaIiabre lit Ioeben
eri6teneu. Q8er nur luhtig in GAS reit7
LID bunoert @eiten rmfaiienoe Seft D;neinz
blidt, lit lei0t geneigt, nur cine enolole
.3ifiernwGite barin 81 finOen, aber BET nGbez
rem Na6ieben Iaiien ii6 man@e SDatIGz
den uno S6GuBfol9erun8en pdraus entz
nebn1en, Die tidt nur fir ben Stattltifer,
ben &auimann Utb ben GDlfSptrtb, lon7
bern aud fir baS erpBe Yu6lifum Don Slt>
t~ereiie itnb.
Q8en pir6 IS ni9t lberrai9eu, gu erfa6s
rer, ooB i'm lesten Sabre fir II Otiuionert
Dollars 9uppen unO Sptelwaaren
importirt purben. BON Denen man borauSz
iebeu BART, baB tie I'M Sleinperfaut utgez
faDr ba5 0oppelte 6eS oefIarirten Wert1es
brabten? Sir Die 0amenweIt miro es
cine iutereiiaute gieuisteit iein, OaB Die
@infubr non SptBen mad Dem 6etlartrz
ten @ertb ii6 uuf mebr ols 10 WtiutoneH
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
&rrtpritasent0nO+

9ie brauni6netgiihe I6ronfol9e 1T vgez
i%ettelt". 0eutl6lan0 bat NUN aud, ipte
Tranfrei6 lett flint S~abrbunoerten, elm
9aup6in6, etn v0elpbtnsSano" uno IS
6etBt G~raunidmetg.
9as fran30itIGe Dolphin Qano mar bic
ebenlali9e r0mtl9e Broptn5 Ntennenlts, aus
nelder bic in lolen Gerban0e nit benz
6euti6en 9tet6e itebenOe @raflhGft 8ieune
entltano, oeren 0errlder 0utoD bon GuD@
mia 0eml 8aDer lo9ar Die &Dnt9SpilrDe anz
oeboten muroe. Seit Der Wtltte bes II.
Sabrb1n6erts trugen Die @rafen bon 8ienne
Oeu Beinomet 0aupbtn (0elpbi11, Dp1
t6rem Mappeni6ilOe ber). Ser IeBte 1elbitz
itGnDige 6erriGer Des 3anoe5, 0un1bert,
trat IS 1349 an ben GDntg bon SrantretA
unter Der Be0ingung alb, Dap Der leoesz
moltae Gltefte Spbn oes 6OntgS ben SiteL
9aupbtu fibreu loIe. llno 10 9el6aD
es. 9as Oaupbin6 parO allo oaS fran30z
1tide Rrouprln3enla1D; D0h frctltb blieb
IS oas ni6t lange, lonoer1 iDur0e baIo benz
9et6e als YroplIS einperletbt.
90 lit nun ieBt 8r1unl6iDetg gum pret>
Btihzoeuti6en &rouprin5enlanoe getpors
Den, - tuenn aud nidt nit Dem WIlen
ieines lebten 6erSogS. Ser nerbbere6z
ttQte" SoDn Des Iebten 80ntgs bon 0nnz
nouer bat oas leere giabiehen. @r mag it'd
in Ser G~erbannung 80nt8 BON Sannooer
un6 6ersog Don BrauniGWctg nennen, bob
bouad1 miro fem 6abn frdben.
SIM llebrtgen lit Die ~Anei9nun9 graunz
ihpetos burd 4reuBen eil1 tit6tiges StiG
preubti6er ltnperfrorenbett. g8cnn 8rauns
i6pei9 gum "A B eNerflGrt iporz
ben tpGre, ia bdtte lid bas bur6 Die lImz
ftdnOe p%ouitGnoig re9tfertigen IafIeu, aber
IS obne 1mitdnOe fir oaS preuBtlhe 6errz
iderbaus IN 8eldlog nebmen, lit, ipte
geiagt, ie6r - uuDerfroren. Sb Die Wtebrz
3abl Der 8rauni6peiger Danit einDeritarz
Den lit, bari man lpobl be5peifeIn. 0o6
freili6 tommt oarauf nt6ts al, betn tie
tperoen UNI ibre Wteinung ni6t befra8t.
l1nO Der AuBentpeIt fann Ole @el3i0te am
Gnoe ~9letG9Ilti9 letn.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
9as lit bic Gimme bes gOtfss, Sic ruit;

SGS lit Die StttIu1e pes 8ettes. DIE FHtt'
rOie fre1en Wt0 tber Der Bretbett 5ur 9ruft!'
Melder S6wung! YGel6e @ebaufen=
fitue! uno melde Sii6n6ett in Dem nGon q
gu O5eon!" Miro nid)t BET 6reunoen tpabz
rer 8oelie Ser 8uni6 re9e weroen, ben
Oidter BON 81 gu 2tn8eli6t fennen gu
lernen?
NuffaQen6 1T es ieDody oaB iebe 2bra,
Sic bis ieBt in Der @ampa1ne ertonte, lllr
gum 9reiie GleDelanD'S erflang. gHtu
oenn feiner Der Wulenjiinger bas Sob sum
8laine's fiinoen ooer fir Ben Butler. FUR
ben y6eiligeu games" un6 last not least
fir sic bolbe 9cIua in Die Sditen grelten !!
9todb lit ia cine @alaenfrtit BON elmer Nod.c
ilbriq in Der S6impf>G Champagne fir Die
Gampagne>O i6teret. u6erauS Denn aug
ser @olfe, Die, SG1aer, eu6 umtiort!"
9aBt ms ben &el1, Der nt6t an ur1s pors
iiberge6en fonnte, bis 3ar 6efe lseren!
Oetr. Nbenbpoit.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03

Die Geiben Der beutid : amerifaniiden
Acknowledgment baben lid idon iebr gez
li6tet. 9as oi6te llnterbol3 uno @eltriipp
lit Idngt %Dergangen; 11tdt nlebr piele frGf>
ttge 8dunle ra9ten enpor. @iner Der ftatts
ltditen oapon, tpenn ni6t Der itattli6ite
bon alien, Die nod aufre6t ftonoeu, mat
Srieorid &app. llno AUDI ben but nun Der
u~llerbittlt9e Sob gefGQt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
(6itr BITE .SuinOts Stuatsasituus".)
ST.. @oIi'S 2O1net.

GpIIege Of tie SGcreo 9eart,
9rairie ou @bien, "a. Ottober.
goh Geobo6tungen auf Der hieiieen
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
WEEKLY BAZOO.
ANNOUNCEMENT.

We are hereby authorized to announce
Mathew Meyer as a candidate for city
marshal, subject to the decision of the re-
publican city convention. td*
We are authorized to announce V. f.
Shaw as candidate for city attorney, SUBJ
iect to the decision of the democratic city
convention. I'd
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19

opera. She is nearsighted and pulled his
earlaps on her feet, mistakiBg them for her
overshoes.
A coquette is a woman 'thout any
heart that makes fool of a man that
amt got any mead.
A man that amt got any head and
wouiG allow a coquette to make fool of
him ought to have head put ON him at
once.
MIR Gladstone hates To wear new
clothes. Well, why doesn't he edit a paper,
then?
An exchange speaks of limburger by
the ton. We have frequently seen limburg-
er by the Teutou.
The difference between men when de-
sponden is that some take heart. and some
take whisky.
And some take a club to their wife.
-"And the cloud welded shadow"
sings poet.
Probably the bard had just attended
Fred Douglas, wedding.
One beauty Of paying man a bet of a
hat is that Won can buy q man a hat that
will he as unbecomine as talking politics
to a clergyman in the pulpit
And he'll look like the Old Harry.
II he's single none will marry
III he's married. wife will leave him
That will be the wsy to grieve him.
Proposing for girls hand is one OF
the few questionable proceeding that de-
serve encouragement.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
BAZOO PLEASANTRIES.

The question arises. WHY is a woman
afraid of getting "a duck of a bonnet" wet?
ANYBODY would know. 1t is because she
is afraid the bill might soak as to w(h)et
her f(e)atherS with vengeance.
Some malicious persons assert that the
letters M. D." which are placed after
physicians names, mean money Down."
Half the time it means "Man Destroyer"
1t is said that the peculiar sunsets are
caused by the sun trying 10 set by the new
standard time.
1t is our opinion that the peculiar sun
sets are caused by the reflection from the
bushes of the moon, she having gotten up
so early as TO see the sun going to bed.
q am speaking" said IoDg-winded
orator, ''for the benefit of posterity i"
Eyes" said one of his hearers. land if YOU
keep on much longer your audience will be
there"
A Chicago man shot at his wife. but
her corsets caused the ball to glance and
saved her life And vet men whose names
are enrolled high up on the scroll of fame
assert that corsets are injurious To the
health.
Yes, of course cts thus they do,
Talk it early talk it late;
And OF corset must be true
They OF corset still will praie.
You need better air" said The doctor
to a poor but proud invalid lady of maiden
age. "Ah, doctor, then send me around
some millionaire"
A Muskegon dude lost his engagement
with Grand Rapids girl through sad
M shap. He called to take her to the
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
The Market House Ordinance.

The readers OF the BAZOo will remember
that for some time past the question has
been sgiiated as to whether or not il would
be proper to compel farmers and gardeners
to 60 to the market house square for the
purpose of exposing to sale their produce.
A protest against the passage of any such
ordinance has for some days been in circs-
Iation, and is numerously signed, manv of
the signers being our most prominent eiti-
Zers.
1t is urged by those opposing the passage
of the ordinance that there are a number
OF railroad men and others who are avav
from home greater part OF the time. and
whose wives consequently are not enabled
to leave the house long enough to purchase
supplies.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
la WEEKLY BAZOO. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 49, 1884.
Another Boom For Sedalia.

New enterprises are starting almost every
week and new firms continue to appear
along our streets. Among tben may be
mentioned Vonderkuhlen & By Ter, who pur-
chased the bankrupt stock of boots and
shoes of r. B. Shumway. They buy for
cash and sell tor cash and have less expens-
Is and heater room than an other shoe
store in the city. All new goods will be
marked in plain figures, 10 per cent. lower
than usual prices. They propose to build
up trade on good goods, cheap for cash.
No shoddy; No cheating; No over-charg-
Ing. They give away $1,000 in prizes
You can get two chances with each $l.OO
worth of goods. The Priz,s can be seen at
the store, 81 Ohio street.
VONDERKUHLES & BYLER.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19

-Sedalia is TO have another daily pa
per. The new one will be a four-columu
folio, and republican in politics, issued in
the sfterooon. Major /. Mac. Demuth
late of the Democrat, and Mr.. Root, of Rich
Hill, are back of the enterprise. The first
number will appear about February Is
Jefferson City Tribune. We were well
aware that there was something in the
wind, bat hardly supposed that the "Rich
Hill Printing company" would so soon de-
velope out into branch houses all over the
habitsble globe. Although the revolution
that company" started in this city, in the
way of taking job printing and peddIing
advertising space for less than they could
buy material and pay printers for, would
make bonanza kings and establish great
dailies, Mr.. Root is a social man and We
say amen to the daily.-Rich Hill Enter
prise.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19

Three entries were made on the police
slate at II o'clock last night as follows: G.
II. Holt, vagrarcy man in No. 2, too
drunk to.talk ; two tramps In No. l, LET out
in morning.
Officer Mason, of the railway police
arrested yesterday the notorious "bad
boy" Fred Rast, at the request Of his
father. Fred has been up to some of his
old tricks again, and as natural conse-
quence finds himself again in "the
cooler"
"A woman giving her name as Mrs.
Charles Wilson was in the city yesterday
in search of a truant husband. She is re-
siding temporarily with friends near the
corner of Second and Kentucky streets, but
up to late hour last night, had not been
successful in getting trace OF her recreant
lord.
No business man should ever write a
business letter or make out a bill without
his card and place of business printed a.
the head OF the paper. 1t Lot only shows
that he is man possessing business quail
ties, but it prevents numerous mistakes. 1t
alse saves much time in writing, and costs
but little.-Brownsville Herald.
The cost of printed letter head, with
envelope, is about the same with a neat
card printed as without, the printer find
ing his profit in wholesale purchase of ma
terial, and skill in buying. The time is
coming when a business man will no more
think of doing without full supply of
neatly headed stationery, than without his
day book aud ledger.-Warsaw Times.
Officer Mcpherson arrested yesterday,
in East Sedalia, a man who gave his name
as Frank Roberts, and who had a wicked
revolver concealed on his person. He was
tried and fined Sc. Having no money he
was promptly given a place on the rock
Pile. Roberts general appearance and
some tattooed marks on his arms CORE
spond with the description of late deser-
ter from the post at Fort Leavenworth.
Word has been sent to the commanding
officer at the fort, and fuller description
of the missing deserter asked for. A reply
is expected to-day.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
AmuSementS.

1.-THE Silver King" was repeated both al
the matinee and evening performance by
the Haverly company at Woods opera
house, Yesterday. The attendance. cOnsid-
ering the very inclement weather, was re-
markedly large. The audience manifested
their appreciation of the sterling play, the
elaborate scenery and excellent acting by
enthusiastic applause throughout the pro-
duction. Mr. Chas. A. Haswin and Miss
EtelKa Wardel! received several recalls be-
fore the curtain, while the balance of the
cast were literally applsuded. Again we
say "The Silver King" is the best attrsc-
tion we have had thus far this season.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19

Sam Spher wishes acquaintance friends that
is nowc with the FAMOUS CLOTHING co
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
Notes.
Chess Problem.

Notes.
A solution to the checker problem in
last weeks issue has been sent by Knob
noster."
No correct solutions have vet been re-
ceived of the two chess problems hereto
fore given. Try the one given above. 1t
may be less difficult to solve than the pre-
vious ones.
The States Rights Democrat, published
at Albany, Ore, contains a chess column
once a week. The Buffalo Sunday Times
and the Nashville American have started
chess departments.
The Sedalia Chess and Checkers club
will have its regular weekly business meet
ing tomorrow night ~ the club room, over
Taylor's jewelry stOr-, IN Ohio street, be-
tween Main and Second streets. All lovers
of chess and checkers are invited to be
present at the conte~t t0r the honOrs. A
cordial welcome viii be given to strangers
In the city who are interested in the above
games.
MIR. X. j. Reese, the champion checker
player OF Sedalia, hands IN three different
solutions of last weeks problem in check
ers All are skillful solutions, but space
to-day precludes their publication. In an
accompanying note Mr.. Reese says
There are other variations, bat none, |
believe, which presents so strong play fer
the blacks as those given. This is a nice
problem and requires continuous playing
by W hite to win"
NEW DEPARTURE IN PROBLEM SOLVING.
In this age of thought every one en-
deavors to improve on the past. This is
true 10 chess as In other matters, and we
will not be the exception, as this article
will show. All chess editors publishing
problems give the conditions as 10 the
number of moves In which mate is to be
Effected This plan has always seemed to us
to be very Objectionable on account of the
assistance that is thus given to the solver
and also ON account of the benefit gained
by mental development. Moreover, it
makes him careless and prevents thor
ough analysis. The greatest objection,
however, is that there is nothing like II in
actual play over the board. No player
knows beforehand without study in how
msny moves mate may be accomplished,
nor should solver of problems, if he de-
sires to be benefited by solving, know at
the start the number of moves In which TO
mate. For the above reasons, therefore, We
will experiment by publishing the condi-
ton. white to play and mate in the few
est moves" There is no doubt that better
results will follow, better chess players will
be made out OF those who like problems,
and the number of solvers will be in
creased. At any rate, we have begun the
experiment and will await the effect. In
the meantime we would be glad to hear
from our large corps of solvers as they
send in their solutions, whether the scheme
is meritorious or commendable.-St. Louis
Globe Democrat.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19
bed room on the third floor to the second
floor and thence to the ground.
THE Landlord

bed room on the third floor TO the second
floor and thence to the ground.
THE LANDLORD
of the motel has already established an en-
viable reputation In this section of the
state as caterer to the appetites not only
OF the substantial farmer but the most fas-
tldIOus epicurean, and under his able mani
agement it is safe to say that the new hOteL
will prove an institution which will no
only be paying investment to its en-
erg, tic and public spirited proprietor,
but one of which the residents of the Queen
City may be Justly proud. Mr.. Kaiser
came to SedaIia when the metropolis of
Central Missouri Was In her infancy. and
by bis indomitable energy and enterprise
has succeeded in establishing business of
which he can well be proud.
THE OPENING OF THE NEW HOTEL
will take place to-day, Mr. Kaiser having
removed from his old quarters on Second
street last evening. Inc grand opening,
however, will take place on the 22nd inst,
when the Brotherhood of Locomotive En-
gineers will dedicate the handsome s.ruc-
ture with grant bail.
THE COST Of THE BUILDING
when completed will be about $40 900.
The contract to Mr. Cousley was for 49,
600, but the heating apparatus and other
M cessary adjunct>, will swell the amount
TO the figures named.
The BAZOO unites with the many friends
of the landlord of the Hotel Kaiser in
wishing him the success which his enter
prise and.energy so justly merit.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-19

If you read the boom for Sedalia on
last page?
The difference between an idiot and a
first class dude?
What is the matter with Alderman
Bosserman's socks?
If you will attend church o-day in
spite of the muddy streets?
If Rickman's boom for mayor is a1t
growing in magnitude every day?
Why there was no necessity of having
the police at the door of the opera house
last night?
If the railroad boys will really sue
coed in booming Maddox into the city col
lector's chair?
If DIR. Ed. Small has solved the conu n
drum propounded to him by the "poor
maiden" on valentine day?
If it is not true-speaking OF the timely
correction of viciously inclined boys-that
a switch in time saves nine.
If John Murphy did not blush when
the lady addressed him in such tender
terms at the opera house Friday night?
If ANYBODY has yet been found to as
sert that John B. Hickman wouldn't make
a mayor of the first class for city of the
third class?
If DR.. Willis P. King don't think
sometimes of boomerang" in connection
with late hoax perpetrsted on a news
paper man al Jefferson City?
If Brother Beattie isn't downright
glad that there is a SUNDAY BAZoo this
morning, to notify his congregation of bis
sudden indisposition, and that, in conse-
quence there will be no services At his
church to-day, thus obviating for his pso-
pie their assembling in vain at that place
of worship, and giving them the timely op-
portunity of worshiping elsewhere to-day {?
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Weather Report.


Three entries were made on the police
slate at II o'clock last night as follows: C..
H. Holt, vagrarcy man in No. 2, too
drunk to::talk two tramps in No. l, LET out
In morninp
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DR. c. w. BensoE's Celery and Chame
omile Pills are prepared expressly to cur
and will cure headache of all kinds, neu-
ralgia, nervousness and dyspepsia. Proved
and endorsed by physicians
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Horsford's Acid Phosphate-Be
ware of limitations.

limitations and counterfeits have again
appeared. Be sure that the word "HoRs-
FORD's" is on the wrapper. None are gen.
uine without it,