Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-10-01
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4 BosroN female school teacher a =, esSa
sr,ss5 So Cor inhurnAn cruelty toward m sc
rNn5l Size ksssed him with her spSctacles On
4 cutctao man died while waiting n 5
drug store for prcScr- ttAn. Moss taSa ~
,5st glEe while waiting for Vresc riptaa, tae4
only tarn grAy.-Lesisellie Coarasr-'t eaFTaa'-
SNAIL tsrRH-Aren't vou awfully glad g
IL an land someuunese Uncie-Why, v bat 70
Won meant I batter myself am on land most
- the time. small k3ra-l on ere " ny, pans
SAYS that whenever he sses you yon are a3o4s
hslt seas Cver.-Llrc-
ANARR0w KScAFEs Csuu4es] hguE 10 MS
sloaary 81 think toe best thgnE that cNa
as + Is eat voll-" Missionary ia earnest pro
test ~ dn NOT agree with you. SIR. an-
uib&l klnE-~N ell. ! mustn / est AnNthtaN
that daes0't sErce with me -AeA tfts3As
g5Ha<a- l2sasosrs1s.
THF farmers Of Georgia have built hundreds
Of cyclone pruof pits into which 10 retire
when the signs betCken a rUmpus. and now
Dc Is asserted bv s state scientist fhSt every
one Of them Is liable - he torn % pieces by
the un1er-currGnt q electricity always tos-
lowing 3 rapid storm.
HERE Is the latest guide for lovers, fur
ulshesf bv s French paper: II your glrt
shows 5 marked prediction for strauss she
IS frivolous. for Beethoven. she Is strong
minded. for AlSrE. she j. am bilious. for er-
"a. she Is too sentimental; for Mozart, she Il
too pruaish: for Odenu2ch. she = glddy: Tor
Wagner, she i crank f'-Bastpa goaT7aal-
TIE merry co1Ch Imam. ne
Who whppeth with his whips.
The pretty daughter she
He Npueth with hrs lips.
Until. euam0red. she
sly sA3ppeth when he slips
And so the last. with he
she skilpett when he skips-
Il THOUGHT voU told me ron did not intend
gong 10 the circus. Mr.. Jarphley." remarked
Mr. CF7shoTn. Interroga5iyely " 81. you
SEE. had to- remarked Mr. Jarphley, apollo
-cgIca'ly. Il grew tired Of those things years
ago. They We lost ali interest to me. 4hey re
got to be WearIsome and mon0Tonous. but the
chIldrcn's fond o them. just Ike You ana
used 70 be when we we're children ana n :
little boy wanted e 20. and didn't nave the
heart 10 0isaupoIur him" But ! aldnt see
any little boy with you NO. poor lttle TEL
low. he was taken sick, and thought a 90,
80 that I could tell him how everything
looked. aEd not dIsappOInt him altogether,
he'd set such store by it. yOn see 'a5ts5arg
Chronicle.
MCSIC HATH CHABMS.-
H2rk ami oh hear. the piano i banging
sonnet and c2utIcle. chant ana gee,
/ The fellow upstairs his guitar Is atWanglng,
The children are singing jubilee
just over the way there's banjo. think.
With is "Pink-a-p unk-pank, punk, PINK
And down at the corner, the man with the
flute
Is rending the night with q tootle-too- toot.
And Dom. pah- pah. DOM, a-pah, 0ra-a, bra 2,
boom
The brass ban1 Is practicing up in its room.
List. oh the shrlL voice OF the maid IN the
kitchen
Ballad and pastoral csnZonet.,
Double a. loud. as its half a. bewltchln
tDulcimer. bagpIpe and clariOnetf,
People with high tones and low tones anu nary
tones.
Tenor. soprano. alto and wheel barry tones;
Whistle and chirrup. long drawn ululat.on,
Cac0phonous MARBLE and strldenT latrauon;
solo and chorus. bang, rattle and knock,
Il Is pleasant to live in q musical block.
R. j. BArdette.