Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-10-10

! A Georgia man c0mpels his
daughter TO eat onions for supper
every night, and at 10 o'clock the
household is sleeping peacefully.
'Has that baby got the jaun.
dice ? asked a cranky old bachelor
of young mother. 'Of course ho
hasn't. Why do you think so!'
Because it's such an ugly yeller.
Judge-'What sort OF ma
now, was it whom you saw COZ
the assaultY Constable Isl
yer Honor, he was a small,
nifcant crathur-about yer
size, yer Honorp
Mr. Smith Ito Mrs. Parve
who has been telling him about
new house,: Il suppose you
have dumbwaters in your houseN(
Mrs. P.-'No | shan't. had d
deaf cook once, and | vowed then
never to have another crippled SER
want.
Arise with the lark and with
the lark to bed,' read little boy
from the Third Reader. Then he
stopped a moment and contempls.
ted the picture of larkat the head
of the lesson. Mamma, he said,
that larks toe.nails areso long I'd
be afraid TO 20 to bed with him.
Adelina Patti recently appeared
at a Welsh concert witha bouonAt-
among which we're dendrobium Tor.
mosum gtgaatsum odontcglossum
roerlli, a new yellow oncidium, and
the sweet sccntedpilumna fragrans
This may be the way the Welsh re-
porter took it down, but we a'siu.
clined to think the forms we're pies,
before they went to press.
'What do you thinkr said CLARA,
that horrid Tom Brown proposed
to me last evening. He hummed
and hawed long time, but finally
spunked upcourage to ask for my
hand. 'And what didyoa say dearP
) 'sayl Why, told him l couldne
, be so cruel as to burden him Win
a third hand, when he didn't know
! what to do with the two he already
t had-the awkward BOBBY.
Husband-'My dear, have you
\ seen anything of my collar buttons'
!; Wife-'Did you lose it' Husband
. (sarcastically)-'Did lose itf II l
II hadn't lostit ! wouldn't ask you II
:, YOU had seen anything oft, would
5 |? Wife (neryously looking about
d We'll, don't you know where you
g. lost it ? Husband Dumping up pand
down with rage)-'Don't l kno"
e, where lost 1t? Oh, yes, certainly |;
10 a man would be a fool to lose o
e collar button and not know exactly
l. where he lost it. | dropped it not
d five minutes ago, up in the northcrn
1t mart of British America. That's
D. where I lost the fool collar button,
IN madam
le Jones-'Why, y,what is the matter
N YAu look ILL.,
i. H. 81 oiess 9 >ith-I was out lastnlgh wi''
of thesas 5, and drank tec much " ,
nt ,. Onal Wy. Wagon. e. Or a few n.sn,1l,
u, Js@sson'; -. .sperately 70
ty sH'' um we ViS fse !" 'JS Just prize of meth
81, srryrns away the high, oy platoons I
az oor, be content 10 rest upy diVido.
oOi'ase the high repltau the
&c Jo,,,lr. WIN Its rival
~ Sm. i''ies by nths
III feet eats are 1.-THE
'e head come hon"
a. 'Gentle, Co. '~C proh youi,
ia s,e le kY
n .But u1T We 'al0 a. Tin difsrcD.
ia directions. TE. sleman is 20.
~ ing North and ! 's ooath1---
- Il don't care.j uish
" ~ But whieS. Q $500 w.
~ accompaT
'BoH airec-
ne ne But ttOu can't go IN ""
of t'ons once. 81 cuess sou w
VI Gar + thoughr f, the penn
80 not kt 90 who l am.
is ts oorati' 'T platform, ~ao lssssFgo ooxin,
IL, III Tw, rather inter Sre a
~ coloredj men appe -
n, M Austin Justice Of pea N{
u, ,a complain mt against old UnS ,ss.
nc 'Jedge,' said one of the G cos
VI we have stood it as long as
- and now we is gwine to hab dX
~ on him. Il
S~ ~, What does he do Flask ed, ius
oS tice. --->-- y
90 90 Da, ( is law agin workin a do
Sa Lords day. knows dar is la,
;no 'hibitih de conservation of de ord
day /by fsickikIe and emmIuue
- labors. Bean't dey, ledger
,t i believe so.'
,te 'Mell, boss, dis here wicked, olt
rs sinful Riggah, old Nose, chops WOO
tly in his BACK yard ebery sunds
*. morning, while de folks am psssin
oc to de sanctum of de Lord, and h
'bleeges US to keep our bscF