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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

The Washington monument is so near
~ complete that American citizens will
soon be able to choose whether they
will jun.p from the top of the monu-
meMt OF go on an Arctic expedition.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Mensman's Peptonized Beef Tonic. the only prepa-
ration of beef containing it's ENTIRE NUTRITIOUS PROP
ERTrEs. 1t contains blood-making. force-generating and
Dyspepsia nervous prostlntion. and all forms OF general
debility: also, In all enfeebied conditions, whether the
result Of exhaustion, nervous prostitution. oyerwork. or
acute disease, particularly il resulting from pulmonary
complaints. CAswELL.. HAZARD g. Co., Proprietors,
New York. Sold by Druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Composed Of genuine French Grape Brandy,
Extract of Smart-Weed and Jamaica Ginger,
with Camphor Water, DR.. Pierce's Compound
Extract of Smart Weed excels as a remedy for
collie, cholera morbus, diarrhGa, dysentery or
bloody-hux, or to break up colds, fevers or in
fammatory attacks.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
East Boston, Mass. Feb. Ii, 1884.

East Boston. Mass, Feb. II, 1884.
Ihave been using Burdock Blood Bitters for
a bad case OF Dyspepsia The first bottle (pur-
chased at Bradbury's drug store, Washington
st) second bottle (at Putnam's drug store, E.
BOSTON,, which has done me o great deal OF
good. ANNA FouBEs, B Moore st
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Another distinguished Englishman,
Rev. Newman Hall, has come over on a
visit to this country, and it is announced
that he will make this country and It's
people q study and write o book.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
~ xave snn.rsa,,,

With every disease imaginable for the Lad
three years. Our
nr,an;.t ~
pruss,st, !. J, Anderson, recommending
"Hop Bitters' to me,
/ used two bottlesi
49,. - aha heaTtiiy ecomMonS
hop bittefs 70 every one. I'D. Walker, Buck
ner, Mo.
. ~;
! wf'te ,tnls asa
Token of the great appreciation l have a
your Hop
= Bitters. was afflicted
With infia mnatory rheumatism j 4
For nearly
Ga a, year and M meaic;no s,a.,
ee'ne " w
me any
Good!
Until / tried two bottles Of your Hon Ritter.
EHHrL -T--~N AsSA L
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Bridgeport, CT, Apr. II, 1884.
Ihave been greatly benefited by Burdock
Blood Bitters, Two bottles entirely cured
me of the worst kind of dyspepsia I tried
many other medicines, but entirely failed to
get any relief from them.
EZRA L. NICHOLS, s Whitney Lane.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
William Lamb, q ouakertown, Pa, Quaker
died from q cat bite.

who have suffered all the horrors of dyspepsia,
can fully appreciate the value and efficacy of
Perry Davis Pain Killer, q sovereign remedy
for this distressing disease in all its forms is
used internally and externally, test its virtues.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
Dyspepsia.
Boston, Mar. 8, 1876

Boston, Mar. 8, 1884
Ihave used Burdock Blood Bitters for q So
we're case of Dyspepsia with great success, and
can c~onsoientiously recommend it to any per-
son troubled with any form Of dyspepsia
JULIA BoYLEN.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

The short, hacking cough, which leads to
consumption, is cured by Piso's Cure.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

"see What C~uticura Does for Moi"
Il Scaled Head, E.zemas, and every form OF
Itching, scaly,. Pimply, Scrofulous and inherited
Diseases of the Blood, Skin, and Scalp. with Loss OF
uure and SAFE. Cuticura the great Skin Cure, SO
cts; Cuticnra Soap. an exquisite Skin Beautifer
Resolyent, the new Blood Purifier, ST, are sold by
druggists. Potter Drug and Chemical Co, Boston.
A6-Send for "How 20 Cure Skin Diseases"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

gnarboIisaIye is the favorite Household
S Remedy for the CURE Of Cuts, Wounds. Chill
on eases. Oct the genuine. DC. and 7Ssc.. at Druggists
orby mail. ). w. COLE & CO.. Black River Falls, Wis.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Delicate diseases of either sex, however in
duced, speedily and permanently cured. Book
Q fparticnlars . cents, in stamps. Consultation
free. Address Worlds Dispensary Medical As
sociation, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters enriches the blood.
All genuine bear the~s signature Of j. P. Allen,
Druggist, ST Paul, Mimi
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, Sexual De-
bility, cured by wells Health Remover" 81.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Bill Nye came out of the cyclone with ashat-
tered leg.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Republicans Of the Second Iowa district nom.
mated Col. W. Z. Shaw for congress.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
.sIsn't that Mrs. Holmes? / THOUGHT the d

The Salvation Army invaded Boston Sunday
and was not very cordially welcomed.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

An English physician says that un-
ripe apples, pears and plums are much
more Wholesome than over-ripe berries,
which often swarm With inciplent life.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Three lives and s2oo,o 600 were lost at Clear
Lake.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

THE BEST Is THE Observation-Disclosures use
Frazer Axle Grease.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Singing irritation, Inflammation, all kidney and
urinary complaints, cured by.Butliu-Paiba. 81.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Peoria had q distillery explosion. Loss fouH
lives and S25. COO.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
P11esl rilesl pilesy

Bed-bugs, flies, reaches, ants, rats, mice,
cleared out by Rough on hats Y 15c
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

r. N. Bishop g. Co.'s cigar factory in Gil
cinnati was damaged 100000 by fire.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26
Bridgeport, Ct. Abr. II. 1884

ellison Court, West Cedar St
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

A. W. Brown, MD. Of Providence, r. l., says.
'I have used HUNT'sl Kidney and Iiverl REMEDY
In my practice for the past sixteen year,, and
ohecrfu1ly recommend IT a. being . sa6s and
reliable remedy 8
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

~ None genuine without q bunch Of green
Hops on thew white label. Shun all the vile, poi
sonous stuff with t'Hop" or ssHopss in their name
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

Bigelow drank his liquor in silence, ahd went up stairs. The strange con duct of the inhabitants of Crzwford's s bsr-room puzzIed him, and he could no, help feeling triHe uneasy. To solace himself. he unlimbered his bugle, eaulked up a few seams, went out on to the yer. andah, and sounded a few wild potes Ia the moonlight he saw dark forms be- low scuddipg to and fro among the SeIubby jack-oaks and greasewood.
 Bu. BigeIow played on regardless.
 The oficious spokesman who had an- noyed Bigeiow SO much during the day now appeared in front of the hotel, and standing in the glare of q coal oil street lamp, inquired:
 "Whs; a:e you giving US nowT'
 sThis is taps" answered Bigelow, re- moving his lips ard wetting them fer further use.
 "Whst's taps? 7"
 Lights out, you know regular thing in camp life abou, this time"
 "Whai does he say z" inquired another man. running up to the first speaker from oas si.e lump of adjacent timber
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27
Good Form Tn England.
fIuiian Haw,horne's Lcc,uf.

Jullan hawthorne Lecture.
 Good form is something which DO one can teach you, which experience can not impart.
 It is a matter of fact apparently free from effort, spontsseous in he best Erg. fish society. yet so trif'ng a thing as an infection Of the voice, careless gesture, will transgress its subtle limits Its presence is noted but its absence is fatal.
 It is an invaluable defense against en. forced intrusion. The intruder ostr acises himself and never knows how it happens
 It is sort of secret language, with signs and countersigns, known only to the initiated.
 In England earls~ and dukes are less we'll behaved than 'squires and barons and baronets, and this attribute to their narrower inheritance and traditions.
 Another characteristic of English good society 6nd to be "unobtrusiyeness.'' '' The ornaments are rich, but you have to look twice for them. The tone of con- versation is pitc he'd low-no excitement, no stubborn opinions, no uncsmpromis. ing assertions. The implication is that life is rather mildly entertaining than in. teresting.
 It is proper to smile but hazardous to laugh and unpardor bl. to weep. All effort, all exertiop, all eArnestness is dep recated. Those things are to be lett to ciergymen and preachers, bu, there are symptoms that they, too, are catching the polite indifference.
 Another distinctive feature of English society is its etiquette with regard to the proper treatment of servants The mos, outrageous things might be done with impunity, but as you value your good name, you must not help yourself to a potato or put coal on the fire"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27
Esy T1s AyAeasssS TIsveiey.
 MOST REMARKABLE NEWS.
BY WILL RRAN.

Oh, have you heard the news, ny friend, the
 great news of to-dayI The most important in the world, I'm sure I'm safe to say. Itis greater by far than foreign war, Or a pestilence dread or a sick crowned head, Or wreck on the ocean or party commo- ton,
 Or close campaign or a remarkable rain, Or railway smash or financial crash, Or skipping cashier or dynamite fear, Or rash speculation or big peculation, Or whisky ringers or imported singers, Or new railroad line or loaded gold mine Or political mud or Ohio flood, Or boding earthquakes or big storm on the lakes,
 Or q cyclones hilarity or case of real charity, Or a corner in wheat or an army's retreat, Or big hotel fire or sea-serpent liar, Or two great minds alike or coal-heavers strike, Or a rich editor or a good creditor Greater than all of these is this very wonder.
 ful news, That if you will keep quite secret to you
 will diffuse. A little lady came to US one pretty summei
 morn, And 'twould be really hard to find a creature
 more forlorn. She was pitifally crying, and couldnt | tell b el name, But an angels face she bore and we knew
 from whence she came; So we gave tie stranger shelter and took hel to our heart, And in our cold existence she thenceforwarc
 had part. Twas but injunction of the bible that VI
 thus obeyed, She was naked and we clothed her, and VI
 her hunger stayed And to her always do we hope to furnish {
 safe home,
 forced to roam. The little sprite has dark brown eyes, anc
 round her face, so fair, Rests a halo of glory in a wealth of wavy hair To be plump and fat and heavy, fear, she i!
 inclined, And in food she is an epicure, but this ",
 do not mind. We gave to the little stranger a very prettl
 name, And if she doesn't like it sure cannot be tC
 blame, For my heart was in a futter, and nay heac
 was in a whirl. When became the happy father of livel,
 ten-round girl.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27
"Hs says hits hgAes out"

" ~@' eA@@e~S@
 Hang Aim p yelled a doaea voscaa
 Say, yoa e pursued the leading ob- jeesos, ws are eomin' up An' git yoa, an' hang ye eo eossonwooa.s
 Sea his bugle tsshin' ia the mooa. light observed A hystander.
 TAis speakeF was missakea. Some thing dashed, 1t is true; something glsamsd along the railing of the balcoay, and there vas crack like a hull.whip, a dark curl of smoke, and the oves-sensitlve leader of the opposition to Blgelows music, dropped limp and lifeless a. shs foot of the lamp-post.
 "How do you like ,ha, kind of music p inquired a stern voice from the balcony.
 Stranger, you'd better" commenced another volunteer spokesman.
 "Shat up !" echoed the buEler, and again the gleam was seen along the rail. ing again was heard the pistols deson- alton again the small. dark cloud of smoke arose, and the garrulous gambler tumbled across the prostrate form of his comrade. A dozen shs,s tastled and crashed up against the balcony and ploughed their way into the weather beaten siding. These were answered by three successive ones from above, and three more of the little army curied up on the hard-bAked clay of the street.
 That's shootin !" cried one of .he sur- vivors, making wild break into tho clump of trees. He was followed by the rcat each man choosing for himself protecting tree trunk. Literally the woods were full of them jus, then. Bigelcw picked up his bugle and played Marching Through Georgia Out from the clump ot trees hutteted a white handkerchief on a pole borne by A boy. Hesi,ating again and again. he finally advanced near enough for conversational purposes. B'Gelow addressed him;
 Well, what do you Uha,S"
 Please, sir, I'm flag of truce"
 Bu, what do you wantf''
 The men as is alive back there In tho bushes wanted me to say to yer as how yer could blow iha, air bugle ot yodr'n till hell iroIe over for all they cared"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27
For The AtkanJdw Trapeler.
 A MORMON ROMANCE.
BY TOBIAS TOBEY.

The sun was sinking behind the west ern hills in the regular way, one evening in early autumn, sas Winston Dalrymple took his way pensively to the cottage wherein resided the fair seventy-eighth daughter of Elder Jedediah Taylor.
 As may be inferred from the above this is tale of Mormon love; the scene of action being laid at the Mormons' metropolis, Salt Lake City.
 Winston Dalrymple was young man of noble appearance who had but re- gently emigrated from the east. He had broad forehead, mild, but firm, blue eye, and lucrative berth with the z. C. M. l. which netted him seven hundred dollars per annum.
 He had embraced the Mormon faith but recently, being induced thereto by the natural aversion which young men of noble appearance frequently possess to starvation. It was clearly defined case of "no Mormon faith, no job"
 Elder Jedediah Taylor was a stern parent, a bundted times told true husband twenty times over; leader in the church of the anointed; and prin- cipal stock-holder in the Zion's Co-opera- tive Mercantile Institution fer as much collateral as he could get his fingers on.
 The seventy-eighth daughter of Elder Taylor was passing fair, and contained a goodly amount of vitality considering the adulteration which must ensue in the off, spring of a parent as much married as was her pa. Her name was Pearl She had a deep gray eye; a complexion which blended the purity of milk with the blush of roses, if such a blending may perchance be conceived a pellucid brow; wealth of golden tresses; nearly full set of pearly teeth shell-like ears (2) with holes punched in them for ear rings; lips semptingly red, snowy bust Gas rumor had it), and the elder himself was no chump in the way of bust oc- casionally, so that it probably came naturally to his seventy-eighth daughter ]; and last but no. least, the winsome Pearl possessed two feet.
 would describe the other members of Elder Taylor's family were it my purpose to write an encyclopedia but such is not my intention. Let it suffice that they comprised the population of the Fourth ward.
 Winston Dalrymple up to the time of his hieing himself hither to the land of polygamy had been stranger to love One day in early spring as he was busily engaged in making out classified ac- count of the monthly purchases of a nunerous Mormon family, prior to set clement while he was in the act of trans ferring an item of four pairs of hose from wife No. ? to the heading of daughter No. 8, where it righuully belonged, a rustic, as of hiry's wings, attracted his attention and looking up he beheld a vision which fairly took away his breath.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

0CI own.
 Love was quick to act. Winston sprang quickly through the seething flames pushed his way fearlessly through the debris of the thirty odd pairs of shoes and the ct ceteras of the female apparel l; on through the labyrinth of rooms in which were scattered countless duplicates of cradles, nursing bottles and the other paraphernalia of a constantly augmenting family: on, with the fierce flames licking his very face and playing sad havoc with his twenty dollar suit of clothes, till at last he drew clos: to the shriek. Then, with the determination begotten only of fond affection, h9 shattered the door with one manly blow, rushed into the room which was now filled with an cverpowering heat mingled with the aroma of burning cos metics and back-hair, and ciasped the terrified maid to his heart.
 To flee from the burning room was but the work of an instant. He simply stepped out of the window and On to the ground. Her head reposed coyly on his manly shoulder. Every 6bre of his be- ing quivered with its precious load and the contact of nearly one hundred and
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

maiAing ons-fosrtA oi his prospecaivs better four6fths waiting for chance to follow thsir example, he contemplated. even under the stern gaze of his four mothers-in-iaw-he contemplated elops- ment He would elope with the idol ot his fondest dreams: she whom he still loved despite all she had cost him and was about 10 add to his burdens. He would renounce MoTmonism forever. It had it's good points, he argued to him. self, but it had too many mothers-in-law He found an opportunity to whisper iis plans to his own No. 7s. and with true sisteriy jealousy to prompt her, though she could not see any moral objection to the four-told alliance, she consented.
 His dreams that night were medley of all that is horrible. He saw himself at the altar trying to clasp the hands of his four blushing brides all at once. He saw himself later seated at the table vi. h two on either side of him, in mortal fear lest he should be more tender to one than the others, and thus create dissension. He had sworn to cherish them all alike The mother of each daughter had him spell-t oand from their positions behind the chairs of their respective otfsprings, eyeing him as their individual prey if he should show slight to their own pro- duction. He heard eight voices dis. cussing millinery bills and household ex. penditures in oold-blooded, scheuins manner which caused his hair to stand on end. Then they all disagreed and a free fight ensued. The table was over turned and it seemed as though sixteen hands were searching for his scalp at the same time. He demonstrated and was met with a howl of invectives and up- braidings which he thought would shu, him up for all time to come. Then his four wives sobbed and his four mothers. in-law looked dire vengeance at him. Then he pictured, or his vision did, the appearance of four cradles or four owls. and four brats on his two shoulders suE locating with croup. The doctors bills were pouring in. He had trunk full oi dunning letters, His wives all proved extravagant His hair was gray and thin. His four wives chded him with penuno usness and his four mo,hers-in- law threatened him with the law. His brain reeled, and he awoEe. Death was now preferable to this quadreple mar. riage. Winston Dalrymple and the one choice of his heart, Pearl, the seventy eighth dsaSA;e: c. Eide. Je4ed:ah Tay- Tor, were missing the folowing night.
 Three lonesome maids kep, a weary vigil throughout the dragging hours and weps
 | Four mothers-in-law swore bitter re. taliation. Elder Taylor also swore. Our hero and his fair sffi lnced had left this scene of desola,ion far behind them, and are now living in the village ci Wapako- meta, Ohio, 2. loving a husband aAd wife as ever escaped three. fourths of the thralldom of matrimony.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

We accidentally overheard the follow. ing dialogue on the street yesterday:
 /0n<J. Smith, why don't you stop tn a, disgusting hawking and spit,ingf
 .SmflE. How can li You know 1 am maryr 70 catafrh.
 /. Do as did. had the disease in it's ~orst form but am well now.
 s What did you do for itI
 4 l used Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It cured me and il will cure you.
 5. I've heard of il, and by love I'll try it.
 / Do so. Tou1i ind i, at all the drug stores 10 town.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

Too cautious. He-~'' am going to take away bottle of salt water as A me. mento of this watering place" She~- " Bu, don't fill 1t too inll, or q will slop over on us ~hen the tide comes in."-r FneeTads REsHeV
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

3Her age is telling on her." remarked QuaJle to Ssnderson as an old-ime school-mate passed. "Yes, but she will never tell on her age" retorted Sanderson. --breokiya 7f1zeG.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

Cheapest gas - The demagcgue.- Phtiadeibhia Call.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

Colds. levers and infammations broken up by Dr. Pierce's Extract ofSmaYt- Weed.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27
FOR THE WEST,
THE ARKAHsAw VALLEY ROUTE

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 RAILWAY
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 The Llsns hsSs ( For srHssh kssiwsy sas fos sale I.Bs,xs s1sss 1f ts~ best issa ls tlss stsse spsr5sl is1a~~ hnsats syasSsd sa tts sfaisfsnss.
 Fer tsfgslasfios e sn isss'is, etc.. sgvsy ts HEEkY WOOD. T. @. sfs1Ok,
 1eesrsi asssker. Lard Eass ss issionss IJ. A. ~DOD%ath Tssms MasAxes
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-12-27

Make new blood with Browns Iron Tonic
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-21
Round and Robbed.

A Reading pa telegram says: Annyille
Is in Lebanon county. just across the line
from Berks county. Michael Schaefler Is q
bachelor, residing near that place, and is
extensively engaged in the poultry busi-
ness. With him resides his housekeeper.
Shortly after midnight he was awakened
In his bedroom by three burglars. They
wore masks and carried q dark lantern.
They bound him hand and foot with bed
cord and then gagged blm. Then they
ransacked the entire building. Finding
nothing but a gold watch and some small
change. they eased up the gag and de-
manded to know where he kept bis money.
He refused to tell. but when they threat
ened to shoot him he gave them the desired
information, and they helped themselves
TO all the money he had in the house-sev-
him again, went below, poured coal oil on
the floor, and set the house on fire.
Schaetfer was almost suffocated by the
smoke. Bound as he was he rolled him.
self along the floor to the head OF the stair.
way and down the steps to the first floor,
which was now In mass OF flames. The
noise aroused his housekeeper, who rushed
down stairs, pulled Scbaeiler out in the
open air, and summoned the neighbors.
The house, together with all its contents,
was burned to the ground.
This work is generally looked upon as
the work OF desperate tramps, woo have
been working the neighborhOod. Not long
ago one was killed while attempting bur
glary and two others were seriously
wounded while engaged in the same bust
ness within radius OF twenty miles from
hprp