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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-07-19
The Expert Specialist.

Ano Expert Sp0Cia list,
DR. ALLEN, as is well known, is regul r
gradus e Musician, educated at Bo ydoin COL
lege AMI University Of Mic igan. lie hiss de.
vo'ed lifetime to the study of the treatment
and cure of diseases within his speciality.
YOUNG MEJ
And Middle. 'gAd Men. who are suff sring from
the eff cts OF youthful indseretirns or exec ,I-s
III m iturer years. Nervous d phvsic Il De-
bility, Impotence, Lost Ma ihood. cunfu ion Of
idess, dull eyes, aversirn 10 miety, drspord.
ency pimples on the face. los of energ and
memory. fir quency Of nrinating etc Rrmem.
Der, thai by Il combiuati N of remedies OF gr ut
curative power, the Doctor has so arranged his
treatment that 1t will not only afPJrl immediate
relief but psrma2e euro.
My Hospital txpe r'encH
(Hsving been ,rgeon In charge of two leading
hospitalsl enables me 10 treat all private trou6.
lea with excellent results | wise it dietn:tly
understoo that do not claim to rfprm IA
possibilities, or to ave miraculous or suuer-
natural power. l claim only 10 be q sk llnl
and successful Physi,i,n and SURGE IN, TaoR.
oua1LY informed i'll my specially.
Diseases Of Man.
All applying TO me will receive my honest
opinion OF their compl lnts no experimenting
will gu lrantee a positive cure in every case I
undertake. or 70 'feis l.0)U. Consult ition in
Office or by letter FIRE aud stricly priva'e.
Ch srges reas)nabl-. Thorough examination
including che uic and mtcroscop c analyst, OF
u;ine and advice. 81. C or ald,ess
DIR. ALLEN,
26N Kesrney sire t. San francisco, Cal. Office
hours, to Sd lily, to evening. Sundays, 8
TO l2 only. don
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-07-19

All persons having business with this Office are
requested to address the RECORD PUBLISHING
COMPANY. We have no authorized Agents.
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THE ECORD

delivered in Phoebe srd Bullionyille at 25
cents per week, payable to the Carriers,
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A ND ALL KIND OF FANCY AND PLAIN
a LOB Printtn edone nrst-ela ssstyle VA
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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
NOTICE OF ELECTION.


INJECTION NO rICE-A PETITION SIGNED
II By the requisite number OF qualified voters
having beer approved hy the honorable CitT
Council, Of tho city OF Dallas, on April 16. 1854,
MS ing that an election lie ordered "a Gtternins
whether or not Tho torfitcTy embraced N the
limiis hereinafter riven she become annexed
TO am 10 m part o tie cit Of .ailas Thisis
to give notice n an election vi be he'd ct the
residence OLE. w LittlegGge or the I'm day
Of NAV. sSi by Which IL will DO determined
whether or notthe following territory shan be
auneErd 10 the ciry OF DALLAS. t1-wiE Begin
min on the cast touadrr Inc OF llsr.ocd street
at a point where Il g. intsrsgoied by the north
boundary line # thu city Of BAL a; { nee north
west with said sire { Until 4 forms in ciion
wi n Magt-n street thence northwest a!o &
Nss'cn stree until q iutsrsscts al mnEinary
line, beine y extension q the south boundary
llue o. John W. Psyue's homes cad thence on
sid line 20 said Payue's southeast 81 e.; ihenee
a ong said south boundary line and In a straight
d.rsc inu 10 Trinity river III noe down said
river 10 the corporate hnc o. the city CT pal
| la; thence casiwGrdly On said line - the rac,
| OF b. rirnin H. vi. Littlepage II appointed
breeding officer % hold said election.
Il. X BURKE,
Comfy Tufre nallas COUNTY
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
DAI,yAs ROTARY HARROW MANUFAC'
TURING COMPANY.

Ono of the .everest tests shat could posi-
bly, DO made In stiff soil With implements
the above character. whs witnessed on
the tn ult., by upwards Of 200 citizens,
and delegates to the press convention, VINO
kindly responded to al invitation extenosu
them by the inventor, tho Hon. II. H.
Monroe, Of Maine, aod the directory OF the
company.
A pracL,oel decentralization OF everything
al simed for the above implements was al
forded them, viz: grinding, pulverizii x,
distribui ing and leveliDg the soil, removing
weeds, atc. ,etc. In fact, putting the ground
10 perfect condition for. corn planting
and grain sowing. aud making the ground
as "ieyel as a fscr." The opinion expressed
by ali present versed in machinery aud
agriculture was to the effect that 70 inven'
ton with which they were familiar, de-
signed to accomplish the same character
Of work equals the monroe" implements
in any respect whatever.
A SINH ar test WAC made yesterday after
noon with like results-those present. being
Satisfied with the excellent manner In
which the work was done, and hear lily
Joined In the following judgement:
DALLAS, TExAs, May 9Th. iss4.IWe the
undersigned, having this day VII,
messed Mnh tho prssS anSIa aRS Single.
riding Rotary Harrow and Gull.
tivntor on hog-wsllow prairie sod, most
cheerfully add our testimony to that Of
many practical farmers and citi1snB, to the
effect that We regard these implemenn ~
the mort thorough and effective pulverizers
OF the coil now known to US, and fully bs
ileye they are destined TO supply want Ions
felt among our aericulturists as . harrow,
stall. crusher, corn and cotton cnltiyator'
N. w. Hunter, H. NJ. Hook, O: II. Huff
Mann. W. G. Randsll, J. Pinck Thomes,
M. ii Thomas, J. s. Ballard, g. ]. Gooch'
T.. YahuaaD
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
NOTICE. TO CONTRACTORS.

NIOTIcETO cONTRACTORs-sEAL PaO
IN possls for the building OF brick or q stone
Jail for Hunt county, Texas will no received at
my office, IN the city OF Greenyille, until II
q clock m, on Saturday, tho 18th day OF May,
1884 Tho bids will be received for the erection
OF the building. and for tue iron work separate
ly. and the bidders for the bui ding viii DO re.
auired 70 die with their bids en approved bond,
In tho sum NJ So. 900. with an acknowled cement
Of sisners and certificate Of a clerk OF court
where the parties reside OF the solvepcy OF the
surctIes: said bond cond toned for the faithful
performance OF the work according. to the plans
aud specifications The party TO whom the con,
tract for the coils aud iron work Ia awarded will
be !. quired 10 give bond They VIII also DO
required to presen. samples OF materla. pro-
posed To be used In tho cell and iron WORK.
Plans and specifications an be seen at my OF:
fee, in Greenyille. Texas, and at the othce Of
Dodson & Dudley, architect, Waco Texas. az
ter Monday April Is. 1881. Cash will be paid
for the building as tho work progresses, and for
the cells and iron works when completed: The
court reserves the right !, reject any ami oil bids
J 8. SHERRlLL,
County Judge Hunt County
lupr1vItIr TrxAe. April q 1881
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

DaIas Uuiou lodge 10. i,9io, O. U. o. Of
odd Fellows, assisted ~ nc siolors OF
tina 10Th inst. In conrse ct hls tfSgclB he
Landed at Terrell. He was wsntgd here to
tsstiig In the o,ss, anu sheriff Saith sent
him an invitation through the marshsl OF
Terrell. tne marshal told his deputy that
Frank Fletcher was wanted ~ Dallas The
deputy soon sfterwaId met him, aud not
Knowing tor what he was wanted. took
charge o. him without the least ceremony.
Fsank saws that the officer drew pistol on
him. THE officer found u nockot pistol on
him aud no was carried before the mavor,
who filei him S25 9nu costa, making S32 In
al hut subsequently romitted ~. He ar
rived IN the city yesterday afternoon, but
too iate 10 testify ia the case.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
Cure for Piles,

Cure for Piles.
Piles arc frequently preceded By sense
OF weight IN the back, loinB and lower part
OF the abdomen, causing the patient to sup
pose he has some affection OF the Kidneys
or neighboring organs. At times aymtoiss
Of indigestion are present, as flatuiency ,un'
easiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture,
like Precipitation, producing very disa'
greeaple itching, after getting warm, Is q
very common attendant. Blind, bleeding
and itching piles yield at once to the appli'
cation of DR.. Bossnko's Pile Remedy which
acts directly upon tho parts affected alb
sorbing the tumors, alsying the intense
itching, and affecting permanent cure,
Medicine Co.,. Piqua, Ohio. Sold by W. Il.
Patterson e. Co.. Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
UNION STOCK YARD
SARGENT & co.
Tho rlorenco Nlghtengaio of the Nursery

The Florence Nightengaio of the Nursery
The following IS on extract from n le ter
written 60 the German Reformed Messenger,
AZ Chsmbersburg, Penn.
BEHRFACTREss
Just open the door for her, and Mrs.
Winslow will prove the American Florence
Nightingale OF the Nursery. OF this we are
20 sure, that we will teach our "Susy' TO
say, "a blessing on Mrs. WIN low for help
ing her TO survive and escape the gripping,
lows Soothing Syrup relieves the child
from pain, and cures dysentery and ciar-
rh@a. 1t softens the gums, reduces iniia-
nation, cures wind collie, and carries the
infant safely through the teething. period.
1t performs precis, (Shat Il PROCESSES, y, 70
perform, every part Ok nothing less, we
have never seen Mrs. \ Guslow--know her
only through the preparation of her
"soothing Syrup for Children Teething."
II we had the power we would make her,
as she is, a physical saviour 70 the infant
race. Sold by all druggists. % cents bot
lle
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Something that will quieS the nerves
give strength to the body, indulge reir esh
and purify and brighten the complsxion,
Ia what many persons would DO very. glod
10 obtain. Carier's Iron Pills are msde fol
exactly this class Of TROUBLES, and are re'
mnrkably successful In accomplishing the
ends desired co named above. They are
useful for both men aud women. Sold by
druggists. Price 80 cents box. See adver'
tisemeQt.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Disease, propensity aud passion brings
mankind numberleSs ailments; foremost
among them are nervousness, nervous de-
| bility and pnnrtursl veakneas OF genera.
tive organs. Aliens brain food successfully
oyercomss these troubles and restores the
sufferer TO bis former vigor. STAT drug
eists, or by mali from J. VI Allen, 3l5 Firs,
avenue, New York City.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
Tho world was sad-the garden was Wild
And man, the hermit, Oh Cd till woman smiled
WOMAN

BEAUTY PREaERvEDl YOUTH HHNkWkpi
HEALTH RESTORED! IT WILL COST you
NorHrHol 1T WILL SAVE You MONEY!
HEALTH HAPPINKssl PERHAPS LIFE irssLFl
Our medical treatise on the Health and
Happiness of Woman. dedicated to moth.
ers, wives, sisters, daughters, Is a clear and
eloquent scientific recital Of the numerous
and painful diseases peculiar 70 the sex and
shows how they may be- preve ted, relic we'd
and cured. Scarcely home in all the land
but IL made dark and sorrowful by the
weakness and i'll health Of one or more Of
It's female members.
To al such our book brings Joy and heal
ing! lie, each sufferer who may read these
lines write at once for 1t. Study IL THOR
oughly and heediuily; mark the amount
and character OF the testimony; show Il 70
every afflicted friend aud scqu siniRrce. lt
Ia mailed tree TO all applicants. SEND Tor
it, read aud judge BY common senae Tor
yourselves.
The BEADrlsED REGULATOR COMPANY,
20. Box %, Atixnto, Georgia.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Are mighty and viii prevail. Rionoss,
The re5feclion Of roasted coffee is pro.
nounnad by all who use II. the best roasted
coffee ever placed In thu Texes market,
Prepared at the largest coffee mill in the
south. l. 10 shipped direc. TO the dealer
and resches the consumer quickly, possess.
ing undiminished, the beautiful flavor srd
aroma. which distinguishes fine coffee.
sold Immediately aft~f roasting, BY all
eroosys> In pound packages. Guaranteed
obsolns)y fresh and pure. Thoee who ere
not fan liar with the sucesi,r qualities o
-. .'sss 1919 = ~: g 1872 9 ss's.11''''
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
Fits.

All fits stopped free ~ DR.. Kline's great
nerve restorer. No fits after first days use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and " trial bot
tie free to fit cases. Send TO DR.. Kline, V5l
Arch street, Philsdelphia. Pa.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
A Bargain In Land.

n BNTEUfh III fttHUs =,
Over 1900 acres Of fine land, located In
Jones county, north of Abilene and four
miles west Of county sent, known az Her
rison county school lands, located 1856
with lasting water the dryest seasons. Pres
emit price SO 80. JAS. X. lRIoN,
OYerton, Tex.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

vane, Calvert n Co.'s Mixed Paints.
Having been appointed sele agent for
this weli-known and reliable psint ! am
prepared to supply consumers and the
trade at manufaoturers' prices. This paint
has been extensively used 10 this state 10,
over fifteen years, and has given universal
satisfaction. The company authorizes me
to guarantee every gallon sold:
X. SHIELDS.
UsAler IN window and plate glass, wall
aper. window shades. eto. 6S3 Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Everybody who frsqaents tho Fort Sncws
Gentleman Gus'' RIntlen.sn and where
hs can be found shind the bar OF the
Local Option. ncsr depot. Unexoept'ons'
blc LIQUOR and courteous attendance.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Mslsris 10 all It's forms positively cured
= b Emory's stsndsrd Cure Pills, never
f.iling remedy. purely vegetable, contain
n aninine or Other poisonous agencies, en-
dorsed by physicians and sold By drugsipss
every where. 20 sDd 80 cents
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Paint Your House.

Paint Your House.
RosE CITY MIXED PAINT
Produces rich, glossy surface, will not iade
nor chalk of, but remaius hrin and dura'
bic. Js ready tor use. We guarantee II
HAMILTON IL YOUNG, s26 Elm street, deal
ers In wall paper, window glass, paints, or
fists materials. picture frames.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Paper Hnngings. 80,
Our spriHg stock Is now complete. We
have many beautiful patterns and designs.
Call and examine.
HAMILTON n YoUsG,
826 Elm street
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

We keep a full line of millinery, fancy
eoois, notions, dress goods sllks, satins,
neck and uf.ier wear, corsets. gloves. and q
full line OF ready made suits snd everything
for ladies' wear. K. Bauman, 7o6 Elm
Al reef Dallas. Tex.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
A Meloi,ous Voice

A Me1OdiOus VOico
Ought to be accompanied by au agresa.
BILE breath. Words waited by q pleasant
one, especially II proceeding flom roseate
delicstoly chiseled mouth, delight and I'M
chain the male listener. Mark this, demef
and moiss!les, and uss Sosodont, which
endows the teeth with the hardness and
whitenese of alabaster, renders habey,
csukered, oolorlese gums firm and pink
and gives healthier glow to pole, rough
ened lips. The breath becomes as sweet az
a Dosegay through it's influence.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Cow Ponies for Sale.
Fifty good COW ponies tor sale By the
Texas K Mexican Land & Investment COM
pauy, 723 Main street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Attention 10 called to the advertisement
OF Bruceliue In another column, said to be
the greatest and most perfect hair restorer
ever discovered. Don't iail to read the al
vertipement.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
,rneff,s Cocuaine,
rnK RET OF ALI. HAIR Dressings.

THE BEST OF ALL HAIR DRESSINGS.
II ellays irritation. removes all tendency
to dandruff. and invigorates the action OF
the capillaries In the highest degree, thus
of hair, It's effect upon the glossines' and
richness OF the hair is such Is cannot be
surpassed. Burnett's Flsvoring Extracts
are the best.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Frank X. IA unn. sign painter. 800 Main st.
Gle 49,. ak, ss: waols 0)rps 81 ASSIST,
ants its temporary retreat. lts new hall
willbe large enough to allow elbow room
for the customers also.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Rogers Citrate OF Msgncsie is a fine anti
bilious, efferve scent drink. Prepared BY, A.
Rogers Sons. 28l Blocker street Nov
York
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
i. l.. williams

j. l.. williams
Has sold d-ugs 10 Dallas Longer than ca
other man Sc will not be LEFT Ia the rau
Go and see him
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

II the cattle men OF Texas wlsh to have q
good time this year, they must chew
'Spring" tobacco.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Notice. 49, -,
10 another column will be found M srti-
Gle in which all whether they will or no)
are interested. Neglecting TO read 1t may
siya affair We refer 10 the advertisement
Of Prickly Ash Bltters. A knowledge OF
It's merits and the benefit you or yonr tam
lily may derive from using IL will save not
only health but many dollars otherwise ex'
nanded In "dOctorai hills.'
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

"Mrs. Anderson, That bat 10 20 becom-
ing" why yes, I always like TO go 10
BaumeS's. They do Keep the incest
coodsv
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

The Spring sweet navy plug tobacco 10
the Texans iavorite.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Main Street Entrance
To the Clear Lake saloon is through Ed
Martins livery stable.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Shiloh's Cough and Consumption euro 10
sold by ne on guarantee. II cures con
UNI utioa. Sold bvJ N. House. Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
Thera lnn aeorat anori

The Galveston News cigar for sale ~
I. T.. NrlLIAxs Nri store
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Mr.. David NJ Ranck; Of Wilmingto,
DEL. ssys that st. Jacobs OIL. the con
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

TIE MrsFoRTuNEs or A WITNESS.
Frank Fletcher, coIored, who was will
ness In tue Gaze OF the murder cnse
Of the State W. Ike Loeb lsf'
The city few dsys ssrcs
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Hammocks, Indian cube and base ball
supplies. at J. b. Fesrs. COS Main street
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09

Mexican Female Remedy
Which I'll Isdiea should snoH. Sec on'
Oirculsr a. your druggist.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-09
DISTRICT COURT-ASsiGN1E OF

Ladies' approve Of your smokin5 Little
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RANCHES

A VERY desirable ranch In Scurrv county;
400 acres living water, good grass and ptotec-
ton with 500 head OF cattle counted out. For
O moderate bize ranch this offers as GOOD on OPP
portunity Tor investment ~ could b. had
$500 ACRES, Nolan county, alternate SEQ
ons board house, two rooms aud kitchen, with
, 1884-08-03

aSA
The comet Of 1919, which recently returned
Ia ia less, as far as the divesied optic can dis
Germ Prof. Swift, who has an EXTENDED
reputation as a comet sharp, rejects with
scorn the hypothesis that the comet has worn
of It's tail by brushing hies of its back, dur
Ing the recurring fly seasons between the
years 1912 ard 1888. Prof. Smythe, on the
other hand, accepts the theory as being more
plausible than the ridiculous superstition
that it's tail was ~amputated Ia a hve-hun-
drsd- horsepower hny-cutter.
Mr.. Leo Grindon, an EnglishInan. est.
mates that out OF this 10000 known species
OF lowering plants 10000 arc OF diruc,
service 10 man, aud 5000 arc more or less
poisonous or hurtful. 1t Is a VOL known
fact that the married man who "a obliged t.
carry in his wife's Towering plants several
nights In carly autun l to prevent them got
ting frost bitten, aud a little later on Is
compelled TO luz them up stairs to a sun-ex-
posed room ia the top story, and then down
again in sweet sprfpgtime, until he feels as
II he must go to a blacksmith shop and get II
new hinge Put in his back and have his knee
joints lubricated-tLis man Is positive that
out of the 100, 600 known species his wife has
selected the 5000 that are more or less hurt
full; and when he sees them out In the yard
again. nothing would ill him with more
bliss than for an abls-bolied cyclone to come
along and blow them into the next state.
, 1884-08-03

lANCN IpIk oloIilnK JOuTtlAl
When Mr.. Larry Jerome was In Mics some
years ago he didn't conhne himself 10 paint
ing the town red and astonishing the natives.
Among the Americans who were in this city
at tile same time were Mr.. Mackey, the rep
resentative American millionaire, and the
talented proprietor OF u famous Newspaper.
While looking around for a target for one OF
his practical jokes Mr.. Jerome's eagle eye
espisl n piece OF cheap jewslry in a chop
window. He paid q franc for It, put it 6fSp
n handsome case and sent It to the newspapAn
editor with the compliments Of Mr.. Mackey
Here's a nice AFFAIR."" exclaimed his friend
~ Jerome met him an hour Inter.
whats the mattsrT' inquired the Joker.
Anybody deHlf'
'Deodi No, but somebody will DO, IL l am
To be insultcd in this way. Just look at this
jewel chat Mnckey has sent me. He wants o
sui sidiEe me by offering ms bribea"
Mr.. jerome took up the jewel, and imme-
dintely uttered AN exclamation OF surprise.
20 udnes- rraciousi" said he. That's tho
$4,000 gem I've heen wishing l could buyl
how fortunate you ART. old boy. Mackey
p.aA think nh awful lot Of you to send you
nseh 2 valuable present."
I'm end IL back to him. said his friend.
a.No Iu1n can purchase me, aud I'll let him
knoN it'
Ny dssr boy urged Jerome, that
wouls never l0 Mr.. Mackey is IA very
kindly gentleman. aud I am lure that be wss
actua;ed 10 this princely generosity by his
dislnteresteri regard for you. Don't sond the
jewel back. for you will only hurt his feel
mgs.n
MIR. Jerome's eioquence prevailed, and It
was not until the cdit1r met Mr.. Mackey and
thanked him Tor his magnificent gift that the
Joke leaked out
, 1884-08-03
worn a licking.


- = . AaRhtAAI AAHA
Some years ago,i In Georgia, that hand Of
Christians known as A~scentionists werc 1Iav-
ing a grand revival. One day when Tho
meeting was in full force n storm came up.
and a young gentleman who was out hun.
Ing with his servant took refuge In tn
church door. Being curious to see the ssr-
vice, the two ME crept up Into the gal
lery, and there bid In q place where thry
could observe without being observed.
Come, Lord, come; our robeI are ready.
Come, Lord, come cried the preacher,
while all present gave a loud "Amen-"
''Marsa Gnbe." whispered Cuffy, lifting
his hunting horn to his mouth, 'lst me glib
dam jist one toot."
put that horn down, OF III break your
head" replied the master. In q whisper.
The horn dropped by Cufy's side. and
again the minister cried. Come, Lord,
Come, Lord, -coms."
do, Marsa Gabs-do jist lemme glib 'sm
fist one little toot," pleaded Cufy, wetting
his lips and raising the horn
III you don't drop that horn, Cufy, IN
whip you within an Inch Of your ifa," whis-
pered the exasperatsd master.
BLOW, Gabriel, blow; we are ready for
his coming. BLOW, Sabr''l' blow" pleaded
Cuffy could no longer resist the tempta-
ton. and sent n wild peal ringing from end
to end Of The church; but long before JB last
echo died away his master and hisself were
the only occupants OF the building.
''rs ready for de licking, Marsa Gabe."
said Cu1y, showing every tooth In his head,
''for / clare TO gracious it's WORT two lick
ings to see de way common farm cattle kan
git ober de ground wild skearsd iscenaionists
behind DEM