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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21
JACKSON OHIO THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1884.
sYash. Heap sabe modisum-man.

''Yash. Heap sabe modisum-man'
Now. injin, me talk-Big Jack
talk
"Waynyo" (good).
"When waynyo man heap little
stand-up, heap talk-up, aller time, by
um by, long time, he heap old man
heap die. Yer sabe?"
.Yash; heap sabe die. Aller same
Injin yakwe." J"
Yes, by um by, die" repeated Mr..
Small, scratching his head through a
pause, in his doubt as to how to pro-
ceed. Then, pretty soon, by um
by, after while, waynyo man go up
up"-pointing to the sky-''way, way
up wonder, an'-an' no come back"
mo come back!' echoed the Indian,
apparently deeply interested iu the
revelation.
mo; no come back
"Where he go? No ketch um wick
i-up?"
"Yes; fine house-waynyo wick-i-
up"
"Heap work?"
"No; no work"
"Waynyo!' approved the Indian.
Me no Ike um work"
No; no work. Heap sing-all
time sing"
"Aller time sing?" repeated Gov.
''Yes; all time sing, in one big
wick-i-up. No coat ketch um; no
pantaloons."
mo pantaroon?"
mo pantaloons. One big gowon-
all same shirt. All time sing; no
come nisht. Yer sabe?''
''Yash; me heap sabe. Heap ticcup?"
(food) earnestly interrogated the In
dian
No; no ticcup."
Heap sequaw?"
No: squaws."
'What you call um?"
'Heayen."
'Ka-waynyo hebben-no good! No
pantaroon, no ticcup, no sequaw-ka-
waynyo hebben! Me no like um."
Notwithstanding the solemnity of
the subject, the Reverend Mr.. Sighal
found himself shaking with restrained
laughter at Mr.. Small's first mission
ary effort among the Shoshonees.
"Thar, said Mr.. Small, with great
emphasis, "as missionary I'm a fail
ure. Gov, go git some brush fer the
fire. But I'll not give that Injin up.
I'll go fer him agin when | haint got
nothin' else to do" added he, going
about his usual camp-work.
Mr.. Signal took walk around the
camp, apparently giving the whole
matter up as being beyond his present
influence.
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WHOLE NO. 1913.

1t is to be regretted that when the
crucial test was applied to BILLY
MCGLoRY his conversion, for which a
Jealous propaganda avouched, was
found to be as sounding brass and a
tinkling cymbal. He was brought
under spiritual conviction while await
ing trial in the New York Courts for
violation of the excise laws, and for
other misdemeanors, and converted
just in the nick Of time to employ a
missionary to go into Court and testl-
fly to the new man which, by spiritu-
al process, had been made out OF him.
But the trial went on, and the case
being a clear one, BILLY was found
guilty and the Judge sentenced him
to six months in the Penitentiary.
Up to this time BILLY had worn a
penitent and pious look, and when
sentence was pronounced his spiritual
advisor rushed up to embrace and con-
sole him, but he turned with scowl
upon him, and coolly told him he
might ''go to the devil"
| The sentence to the Penitentiary
was like the touch Of Ithuriers spear
at the wicked one when "squat like a
toad at the ear Of EVE. The mask
dropped at once, and BILLY stood up
in all his native ugliness and original
Adam. 1t is perhaps well that all new
converts are not put to the test Of
BILLY MoGLoRY. They might not
have the fortitude Of grace to support
them under the trial, and like BILLY,
might fall from their exalted atti-
tude.
Men who believe that changes in
mans nature are the slow growth OF
disipline and Of mental purpose to re-
form, will be likely to look upon Bill
LY's case as illustrating how easy it is
to make professions and to appear sin
cere in them without any radical
change Of the man. In neighbor-
ing State there was, not many months
ago, a remarkable conversion of IA
nous sporting man, and great was the
rejoicing when he was gathered into
the fold. But it was not long before
he began to discourse Of the entire
compatibility of religion and horse
racing. His change of heart did not
include the expurgation of his beset-
ting sin. That requires precept
and pratiee to accomplish.-Commer-
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The following should have been
pu blished last week, but it was crowd

The following should have beer
pu blished last week, but it was crowd
ed out:
WHELDoN, O., Feb. 9, 1884.
To the Editors of the Standard:
We wish to correct the mistake
which was made in publishing the
presents at. Mrs. Jacob Miller's birth.
day in last weeks Standard. These
are the following presents:
Mr.. and Mrs. J. F. Rice, Breakfast
Shawl.
Mr.. Life Hutchinson, Silk Hand
kerchief.
Messrs Ed. and Herb. Sternberger
Silk Handkerchief.
Mrs. Ira Miller, Rubber Shoes.
Miss Maggie Brown, Tidy and Pail
Hose.
Mr.. Jack Miller, Pair Slippers.
Mrs. Jack Miller, Water Pitcher.
Mrs. John Rice, Large Glass Lamp
Aunt Betty Plummer, Silver Dol
lar.
Mrs. Mollie DUNCAN, Fine Table
Cloth.
Mrs. Cass Weaver, Butter and Pre-
serve Dishes.
Mr.. Charles Miller, Delaware Rock
er.
Mrs. Charles Miller, 1 Silver Dol
lar.
Mrs. Reasoner Shepard, Calico
Dress.
Mr.. Green Thompson, Calico Dress.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jno. Cavey, 3 Fruit
Dishes.
Mrs. Tillie Weaver, Gingham
Apron.
Mrs. Emily Plummer, J Dozen
Tumblers.
Mrs. Richard Rice, Glass Butter
Dish.
Mrs. Grant Miller, $500.
Miltie Miller, Handkerchief.
Miss Minnie Miller, Gingham
Apron.
Miss Clara Plummer, Gingham
Apron.
Mr.. Ira Miller, Mr.. Jack Miller,
Mrs. Maggie Brown and Mr. Charlie
Miller, Fine Bible.
MISSES CLARA PLUMMER
AND MINNIE MILLER.
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From Mrs. John T. Wade, of Missouri.

From Mrs. John T. Wade, of Missouri.
To the Editors of the Standard:
We are taking the Jackson Stan
dard. Our subscription expires Feb.
s, 1884; that is to-day. We send in
our subscription dollar for another
year, and also send in two more sub
scribers' names, and their dollars, with
ours. Here is the list:
William A. Thompson, Happy Val
ley, Harrison Co., Mo-, S1.OO.
John D. House, Cofeysburg, Da-
viess Co., Mo-, S1OO.
John T. Wade, Coffeysburg, Daviess
Co., Mo, $1OO.
When | was a little girl, in 1854
and 1855, I lived inl the town of
Jackson. My father, Samuel Caughey,
died in 1854. We then found some
very kind friends in Jackson. l have
been a reader Of the Standard for good
many years. lived thirteen years in
Jackson County, Ohio, and have lived
seventeen and half years in Daviess
County, Missouri The town and
and neighborhood news the Standard
contains, is as interesting as letter
every week The trial Of the doc"
Lackey murderers has been quite in
teresting. My husband and Anderson
Lackey were soldiers together in the
same company for three years. He
speaks well of Mr.. Lackey.
[ expect to mail this letter at Pat
tonsburg, Mo. Cofeysburg is our
Postoffice.
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Pluck and Prayer.
BY JOSEPHINE POLLARD.

There WANT any use O. fretting,
An told Obadiah so,
For eff we couldn't hold on to things,
We'd jest got to let 'em go.
There were lots of folks that ID suffer
Along with the rest of us,
An it didn't seem to be wurth our while
To make such drefle fuss.
To be sure, the barn was most empty,
An not much Of any thing plenty an cheap
But thenSas told obadish-
For flesh an blood couldn't STAN it; an he
Was nothing but skin an bone.
But, laws! eff you'd only heerd him,
At any hour of the night,
A-prayin' out in that closet there,
'Twould have set you crazy quite.
patched the knees OF those trousers
With cloth that was n0wayS thin,
But it seemed as cf the pieces wore out
AS fast as l set 'em in.
Tome he d mighty little
But at least dozen times day
He talked 1t over with God.
Down on his knees in that closet
The most Of his time was passed;
For Obadiah knew how to pray
Much better than how to fast.
But am that way contrary
That ef things don't go jest right.
feel like rollin' my sleeves up nigh
An gittin' ready to fight.
An the giants / slew that winter
aIn't goin' to talk about;
An didn't even complain to God,
Though think that he found 1t out.
With the point of cambria needle
druv the wolf from the door,
For knew that we needn't Starve to death
Or be lazy because we were poor.
AM Obadiah he wondered,
An kept me patchen' his knees,
An thought 1t strange how the meal held out,
AM stranger we didn't freeze.
But said to myself in whispers,
God knows where His gift descends;
AM 'tisn't always that faith gifts down
AS far as the finger-ends.''
AM wouldn't have no one reckon
My Obadiah shirk,
For some, you know, nave the gift to pray,
And.others the gift to work.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

What will cure the worst case of
dyspepsia? What will insure hear
ty appetite and increased digestion? ?
What will cure general debility and
give new lease Of life? What will
dispel nervous depression and low
spirits? What will restore exhausted
mothers to full strength? What will
strengthen nerves and muscles? What
will enrich the blood? What will
enable you to overcome weakness,
wakefulness and lack of energy?
What will prevent chills and fever
and other effects Of malarial poison?
Browns Iron Bitters. 1t is we'll to
know this.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21
Time to StOn 1t.

It's too bad, Sir or Madam, but don't
get frightened. Your hair is falling
off-that's certain. A glance in the
mirror, or an investigating committee
Of fingers tell the dismal story. We
won't discuss the possible cause. 1t
is enough that Parker's Hair Balsam
used now will prevent further destruc-
ton. Is your hair somewhat gray
too, and crisp? Alas, yes. The Bal
sam will give back the original color
softness and gloss. Not dye, not
oily, elegantly perfumed, a perfect
dressing. 14feb1m
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'Tis Easy To Die"

If had strength to hold pen,
would write how easy and delightful
it is to die, were the last words of the
celebrated surgeon, VIM Hunter; and
Louis XIV. is recorded as saying with
his last breath, II thought dying had
been more difficult
That the painlessness Of death is
owing to some benumbing influence
acting on the sensory nerves may be
inferred from the fact that untoward
external surroundings rarely trouble
the dying.
On the day that Lord Collingwood
breathed his last, the Mediterranean
was tumultuous; those elements
which had been the scene Of his past
glories rose and fell in swelling undu-
lations, and seemed as If rocking him
to sleep. Captain Thomas ventured
to ask if he was disturbed by the toss
ing of the ship. "No, Themas," he
answered, II am now in state that
nothing can disturb me more-I am
dying, and | am sure it must be con-
solatory to you all that love me to see
how comfortably I am coming to my
end" In the Quarterly Review there
is related an instance Of criminal
who escaped death from hanging by
the breaking of the rope. Henry
VII. of France sent his physician to
examine him, who reported that after
a moments suffering the man saw an
appearance like fire, across which ap-
peared a most beautiful avenue OF
trees. When a pardon was mention
ed the prisoner coolly replied that it
was not worth asking for. Those
who have been near death from
drowning, and afterward restored to
consciousness, assert that the dying
suffer but little pain.-Halps Journal
of Health.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21
AYERS
Cherry Pectoral.

No other complaints are so insidious i'll their
attack as those affecting the throat and lungsi
none so tritied with by the majority of suffer-
ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from q trifiing or unconscious ex-
posure, is often but the beginning of a fatal
sickness. AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL has
well proven its efficacy i'll forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, and should be
taken i'll al cases without delay.
A Terrible Cough Cured.
ain 1857 / took severe cold, which affected
my lungs. / had a terrible cough, and passed
night after night without sleep. The DOCTORS
gave me up: I tried c AYEE's CHgRFiId i3dIasd PES
sleep, and afforded me the rest necessary
for the recovery of my strength. BY the
continued use of the PEcToRAL a perma-
nent cure was effected. / am now g. years
old, hale and hearty, and am satisfied your
CHERRY PICTORIAL saved me.
HORACE FAIRBRoTHER."
Rockingham, VT, July 15, 1852.
Croup.-A Mothers Tribute.
"While in the country last winter my little
boy, three years old, was taken i'll with Group;
it seemed as if he would die from strangu-
lation. One of the family suggested the use
of AYERS CHERRY PECToRAL, bottle OF
which was always kept in the house; Ihis
was tried in small and frequent doses, and
to our delight in less than half an hour the
little patient was breathing easily The doc
tor said that the CHERRY PICTORIAL had
saved my darlings life. Can you wonder at
our gratitude? Sincerely yours,
Mrs. EMMA GEDNEY."
159 West 12sth St., New York, May 16, 1889.
81 have used AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL
in my family for several years, and do not
hesitate to pronounce it the most etfectual
remedy for coughs and colds we have ever
tried A. j. CRANE"
Lake Crystal, NIinn., March 13, 1882
"Isutfered for eight years from Bronchitis,
and after trying many remedies with no sue
cess, was cured by the use of AYERS CHER
RY PECToRAL. JOSEPH WALDEN.
Byhalia, Miss, April 5, 1889,
81 cannot say enough in praise of AYERS
CHERRY PECToRAL, believing as l 20 mar ina.
but for its use should long since have died
from lung troubles. +. BRAGDoN.
Palestine, Texas, April %, 1852.
No case of an affection of the throat or
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use of AYERS CHERRY PECToRAL,
and it will alurays cure when the disease Is
not already beyond the control of medicine.
PREPARED BY
Dr.J. Aver & Co, Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Formerly weak, nervous, dyspeptic,
and debilited individuals who found
only disappointment in the various
bitters and secret quack nostrums,
pretended kidney medicines, ETC., are
agreeably surprised to regain perfect
health and strength of mind and bod
y, and complete hearts ease and free
dom from aches and pains by the use
Of DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla. 1t restores every -disar-
dered function to a normal condition.
feb21-2W.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Do you need a remedy that will cure
every kind Of humor from a pimple
or eruption to the worst scrofula and
syphilitic disorders, use DR.. Guysott's s
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. Three
to five bottles cure skin disease, salt
rheum or tetter. Four to ten bottles
cure running ulcers, scrofula and all
syphilitic disorders. One to three bot
ties cure sores, boils, carbuncles, etc.
one or two bottles cures pimples on
the face, blotches, etc. It is the only
perfect blood purifier that can be
made through the knowledge of drugs.
Ask your druggist for it. Take no
subtitute. feb21-2w.
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Murder And Lynching.

Last Saturday night, at Corning
Paul Clifford, a young married man
working as brakesman, was called
from his bed by knock at his door
On opening it two men confronted
him and one Of them shot him with
out speaking a word. He exclaimed
''The Hickeys have killed me-" and
fell and died almost instantly.
The Hickeys, father, and son and
family generally, are very bad lot
They keep a saloon of the very worst
kind, the resort, Of the worst charac-
ters of both sexes. The Mayor and
Marshal Of Rendville arrested Richard
Hickey, his son-in-law James Clifford
who is a brother of the murdered
man, and Michael Hickey, son, aged
about twelve.
Sunday night an organized band
took them from the officers and strung q
up the two men, then let them down
and questioned them; finally the boy
declared he saw his father shoot Cliff
ford, and the elder Hickey was hung.
The lynchers restored the boy Hickey
and his brother-in-law, Clifford, to the
custody of the officers and gave the
Hickey clan generally twenty-four
hours in which to leave.
So long as the administration of
criminal law is conducted on the prin-
ciple that the law abiding, tax paying
public have no rights that criminal
is bound to respect, so long the people
will be educated to administer sum-
mary justice, so long the responsible
ty will rest upon lawyers and judges.
The blood Of Snodgrass yet cries
aloud from his grave; and it will fare
i'll with the man who utterly without
character takes the life of some VIC
tim. The blame will not be with the
law abiding people, but those who;
for pay, outrage the public in their
defense of criminals.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

The Indians who sell hay to the
government out west have been de-
tected placing large rocks in the bales.
That comes Of teaching Indians to
read, so that they can study the daily
papers and become posted in the tricks
of the white farmers.
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DODGE CITY, KAN,
FehrI1arv Q 1894

]
To the Editors of the Standard:
Enclosed you will find one dollar,
for which you will please send me the
Jackson Standard for another year.
1t is always a welcome visitor at our
house. We cannot do without it.
We have been having beautiful wea-
ther here this winter. While Ct pre-
sume) you are having rain and snow,
and expect mud, we are having no
rain, little snow, and plenty of dust.
We are all we'll.
Mrs. L. J. ROCKWELL.
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Daughters Wives & Mothers,

Physicians heartily endorse the use
of Speer's celebrated Port Grape
Wine for the use of dehilitated females
1t is not an intoxicant, and is abso.
lutely pure, being made from grapes
grown at Mr.. Speer's Mount Prospect
Vineyards, Passiac, N. J. For sale
by E. D. Lewis.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Brown-"Confound it! Did you
see me kiss this lady?" Boy-"Well,
I'm not stone blind" Here's
fifty cents-you needn't say" Boy
-"Oh, it's all right. I've made over
$40 off her this summer and fall"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

A Wisconsin woman broke up a
funeral, by getting out Of her coffin.
This should teach Wisconsin, widow
ers never to begin fiirting with pretty
girls, who come to see if the corpse
looks natural, until after the funeral
is over.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

eyes," said Mr.. Brickhandler, my
bulldog has wonderful artistic taste.
He wouldn't attack tramp the other
day because the cloth Of the man S
trousers wouldn't harmonic we'll with
the color Of his laws"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21
. AND MINNIE MILLER.

As an article for the toilet, Ayers
Hair Vigor stands unrivalled. 1t
cleanses the scalp and preserves it
from scurf and dandruff, cures itch
ing and humors, restores faded or gray
hair to its original dark color, and
promotes its growth.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

''Did you ever sea an osprey?" asked
one Pittsburgh man of another this
morning. Did | ever see an 'osspray?"
replied the other, refectively. II can't
answer positively. [ saw street car
horse 90 down on his knees only yes
terday, but whether he was praying,
or only falling, | am not certain
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Nutritious food is essential as
means of restoring a consumptive to
health. A medicine that will stren-
CITIZEN the lungs and sooth all irrita-
ton is also necessary. Such reme-
dy is DR.. Wistar's Balsam Of Wild
Cherry. 1t is the only preparation of
Wild Cherry that gives complete sat
isfaction. 1t quickly cures coughs
and colds.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

What rascal's got my knife?" ex-
claimed Henderson. "Oh, I've got it
myself" he added. after another
search of his pockets. And the boys
said: That's right, Henderson, own
up like a little man." Henderson
couldn't for the life Of him tell what
they were driving at.-Boston Tran
scy.iUt
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

"Tis more brave to live than die. I"
Therefore don't wait till a slight
Cough develops into consumption but
secure a bottle of DIR. Bulls Cough
Syrup at the small outlay of 25 cents,
cure your Cough and live on happily.
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HOODS Sarsaparilla.

Is designed to meet the wants of those
who need a medicine to build them
up, give them an appetite, purify
their blood, and oil up the machinery
Of their bodies. No other article
takes hold of the system and hits ex-
actly the spot like Hoods Sarsapar-
lila. It works like magic, reaching
every part Of the human body through
the blood, giving to all renewed life
and energy. 81 bottle, six for SIS.
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TO BE CONTINUED.

The following appeared as an edi-
torial last week in the Bucyrus Jour
nal. The editor, John Hopley, is re-
garded as among the most able editors
in the State. He is man of educa-
tion, age and experience. He is also
a 1awvar
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

What is laughter?" asks scien-
tist. It's the sound you hear all over
the restaurant when the waiter drops
aplate Of hot soup down your back.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

A medical journal devotes an entire
column telling how to fall asleep,
while we can do it in three short
words; Go to church" This shows
the great advantages of the American
paragraph system over the old-fash-
ioned lengthy editorial.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Mr.. Onion has just failed in Ne
braska; out it cannot be said that he
has not a scent to his name.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Oscar Wilde asserts that his poetry
will be read when Shakespeare is for
gotten. Possibly; but not before.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

The single eyeglass is worn by the
masher. The theory is that he can
see with one eye much more than he
can comprehend.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

The double-ripper is the name Of
the toy pistol for the winter. Beware
of it when it is overloaded.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Mr.. F. Conner, Morristown, o.,
says: Browns Iron Bitters cured me
of Indigestion and general weakness"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Mr.. B. Fl. Oyler, Van Vert, o.,
says: Il used Browns Iron Bitters for
dyspepsia and have been cured"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

1t was Detroit girl that married
at Is so as to have her golden wedding
when it would do her some good.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

The disfguring eruptions on the
face, the sunken eye, the pallid COM
plexion, indicate that there is some
thing wrong going on within. Ex-
pei the lurking foe to health. Ayel' 5
Sarsaparilla was devised for that pur-
pose; and does it.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

"The gain on flock Of sheep may
be called a wether profit" says one.
"Good for ewe," says the other.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21
OLDEST PAPER In I
THE COUNTY. !
M OLGA
PROBABLY NEVER

In the history of proprietary medicines has
any article met success at home equal to that
which has been poured upon HOOPS SARsA-
PARILLA. Why, such has been the success
of this article, that nearly every family in
whole neighborhoods have been taking it at
the same time. Every week brings new evil
dence of the wonderful curative properties OF
this medicine.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-02-21

Woman is the Sunday of man."
1t would be terribly monotonous to
have Sunday come every day in the
week