The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1884-03-06
WIT AND WISDOM.

The milk Of human kindness is new
er diluted. N J. Null
The best way to deal withh cold lis
to avoid it, CltfOUgO Tribune. i. 'H..
Gray hairs are honorable, but lots
of old sinners wear them.-N q. Pic
ay4J1e.
is the neigh Of the horse a negAtiOn?
1t comes from the region or tile noes,
anyhow KOnkcrs Gazette. B.
is the new publication which is de-
voted to electric matters TO be classed
under the head Of light reading or fash
literature? ~ Boston Commercial Bui-
lettn.
The Washington Sentinel the brew
ers' organ, speaks of "elderly women
of both sexcS" And vet they say that
lager beer is not intoxleaung.-OH Cttg
DerT'ich. ..
-" You are right in supposing work
hard' said Frederick the Great 20 ~
friend. Il dose in-order TO live, for
nothing has more. resemblance 10 death
than idleness. "
=" We're down on hoss stealin'," >"
said the chief of the vigilantes to ths
horse thief they were a.out TO string
up, land we arc pleased TO sec you are
in accord with us. " J. Nc'cs s.'-
A facetious swell, who danced with
a couple Of Chicago girls at a party re-
cently,remarkcd that, although lie liked
rings on his fingers, he couldn't stand
bclles on his toes. - Chicago HerGid, n,
--" Who're shall we find our teach
ers?' asks an educational exchange.
Well, many Of our sweet girl TEACHERS
may be found sitting on sofas with nico
young men, any time after eight o'clock
p. Detroit Post.
Now, darling, will you grant mo
one favor Before goP'' yes George,
! will, she said, dropping her eye
lashos and getting her lips in shape.
"Wbat is the favor can grant yOuP'
'Only little song at the piano, love.
aim afraid there is "A dog outside
Warrington me, and want 10 scare him
away "-Pgtqfeiphta OaA.
-''Ncvef leave your clothes on the
line all night y remarks the household
department Of an exchange. Well
yes, it's better 20 hang them over the
back Of a chair IN your room. Then il
you should happen 70 Oversleep "A few
hours you won't have to 20 shining,
around the back yard. I'm the daytime
grabbing up your Taiment. -BostoB
Post
A youth Of limited meaps, who had
Just married, sent his wife rich father
beautiful copy Of Tom Hoods poem.
What Can an Old Man DO but Diep'
The gratified father-in-law nc once took
away his daughter, clubbed his son-in-
law, and, having broken his leg on tho
front steps Of the youthful schemer,
sued him for @2O,O0 And now the
young man has concluded that an old
man 3 sphere of action is not so limited
| as Tom Hood supposed. .-HaT0ard Lam
p001s.
-"I used to run a newspaper my
| SELF said bald-headed and earnest
| eyed man who came in one day 70 sell
US a map of Central Africa; ''but some
how or other never could hit On mot
| 10 that would take. First / tried, BE
| Just and feai~not:' next, The truth is
mighty aud must PREVAIL then, The
early bird gets tle worm and lastly,
Hew to the Hne, let the chips ny where
they may While / was running that
motto, the foreman accidentally left II
out and ran for four weeks in It's place.
before l discovered the error. Take
Sockdolloger's anti-bilious pills. Be-
fore / could think Of a motto under
which / could win success the Sheriff
took the paper of my hands. 'A--Middfsl
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