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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
4Der's Nilem.

gteIe pom ben araatbsitea, an beuen bic
geni4en IeiSen, werben bur9 StDrunsen iir
Dlaaen, in ben 8ebGrnlen Inb Der Sober herbeis
gefibrt. @ner's ~abfIbrenbe PtIIen Mrs
Ten unnmittelbar aaf Seie Creane, unO finb gu benz
b~eionberH 3pede ylbereitet, bic bur@ ieI9e Gt0s
runeeit peruria9ten Rrant5eiten, pie 0erftops
funs, manseI an @~ernauun0, Wfa9ens
rdomdtbs, 9opFpeb, Enbr uno pieIe anSere
Qeibeu su beilen, nnb fin6 fir oil bieie elm sefabrs
Iofes, fi9eres, rpirfIartes urb GnscnebnIes WtitteI.
9as aEsgeSei6nete Qer;te bteie qtlIen IN ibrer
gtp6bnIi9eu praris 10 bduftg eliuenben, benefit
beutti9, pie iebr ~bieSeLbeH bein rHeSSiuii4en
Ga4e in a4tuns fteben...
9ieie q ILL Ell iinb nur aus pfIau;Iiber Stcfen
uIantmen3eiest, unb uoatonrten rein Don SaIoiHet
Ober anosrn i&abIiGsn geitanetbeiIeH.
Gin an SsOpfreb eeiHeneer fbretbt:'
.nNper's 9tIIen tnO MIR unS6dsbar, un6
Id balte tie b~eItGnbie. SD Ieihe piel on Sopfiueh,
anb S9rs YitIeG iinb 6as ejnsige Mittst Sas rntT
ben StubIsang uno befreit mid pcr Sem &opfs
1peb. Sic in5 bas p~irtiamte unb ansensbntlte
a6fiRrmittel, bas t4 ie %sefun6en babe. es ntadt
mir Ber9niiger ibr Sob al ftnger, NIB i'd tbue
oas bel isSer S~itnfigen @elegsnbeit.
50. 9. Sage, non Us. {. Sage 4 8riIoer."
SrantIirsS Str, &i4rrOnb, 9a., 3. Stunt 1882.
$50 babe @9er's 4iIIen tn unsdbTisen
SdIen mad Sbrer !anpeiiaug eebran&t, nrO babe
ME seieber, bob fe -ibren Smed perfebIten. Sir
baben tets rpeI9e i'm 9auie nHo i3dssn iie Gs elm
ar9enebmeS, sefobrlofes unb 3uperidfilges SouSs
rnitteE. Sir wtd9enidbwd6e itn6 is iIridds.
bar. s. &, Sapes."
Nlegia, Seras, II. SUM- 1882.
Der grsbiser SrGna 9. 9GrGOwe f6reibt
aus NtIanta, Ga: Set etnt9en .Sabren Lit
i'd an SortIei6i9teit, llrb tros uerj9iebener @rjs
neten, bic i'd sebrau6te, nabnien bic 9ei9rperben
~, bis i9 pr eini8en D!onaten olftnS Gper's
Rtllen Su nebrnen. sic BADEN meme NeieunS sur
s5erItOpiuus gang scboben, unb meine GeiunSbeit
int olgenleinen beDeutenb per6eiert."
Mner's @bfIbrenbe @iIGen beben une
E~nregslmaBissett in ben gebartnen, re9en ben &p>
retit uno bic 9erSa,nn9 an, urb ertbeiIen Sur9
ibre roi9e unb erinbIi5e @irtune BEN saniea
G6rper GrGft unb SpnnnIng.
3nbereitet non
ct. 5. 6. Gber G. g., 2nwrd, Draft.
IN alien 1pothefcn gu haber.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03


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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
Gin Nankbarer 3fattert,

Ser feline UouHGnSiee SciImm9 pom fGtuercm
9eioen einer in sfnen 7SfterDud) ousege6eneu
2srSmei ~psrbanft, IdBt baietbe fofenfrei an ieine
IeibeHben Nttmeni9eu Ueridideu. 0os Bud lit Oon
non nortrcHiidJen giatbSdDIasen unO entbatt
Ut cepte, bic in ieOsr stpOtbete semadt wcrben tOnn.n
S9tdt 6 Gents in grisfmorten fir 9orto unb Sbr be-
t6mu,t bus BUD Obus ger3ug franco suseidiet. DIAN
%obreifre:
9. Gtsgautp & &c.,
Al 6. 8. Ctr, gtew gort, %. 3
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-11-03
W. q I a ria.
ut ibrea ncrIdieSsnen Surmeu,
Ehatt&@psHpltp,.

9Gattrlftebrr,
GattcS 1taS bibiaes Ssteber, se5eilt
iii 90 Gents. IS 9iebt fem 0nberes Oetlmit=
tel in Der &elt, 6as 10 i9ueu auerlei Steber
belt, m09en iie pom per6orbener 9uft Mala-
ria ooer entarteter Sale fomnneu, m09en iie
S6ariady=, 9terueufteber, &ppbusz ooer gel=
beS 6teber beiBeu, ols inter 3utiebllns Don
st a D ~ ap's Btlleu = Rad
Ready Relief.
'o GGsaRuf5ie GentS Die 0iaf@e.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

DESPITE all that may be said on tho
other side Of the question, perfect religious
liberty does not exist on tho North Amerl-
can Continent and constituted authorities,
as well as lawless mobs, are to blamo. In
nearly every city where tho Salvation
Army has made its appearance, ruflians
have assaulted tho warriors with missiles
varying from rotten eggs to cobblestones.
The Salvationists arc generally ignorant,
always eccentric, and often grotesquely
rreverent; but II they choose to invade tho
slums Of great cities for the purpose of re-
claiming debased men and women, they
have a right to do so. Unless they are
guilty Of illegal acts, their gatherings are
as justly entitled to protection as the
cathedral or the Friends meeting house.
case recently occurred in Canada,
whero mob brutally assaulted detach-
ment.of the army, and the police arrested
not the criminals, but the revivalists, who
had committed the glaring ofiense Of being
stoned for worshiping God after the die
tates of their own consciences. They had
provoked the rowdy element, and Of course
The civil authorities would not brook such
insolence. Cowardly surrender to rufflans
cannot be too severely condemned. The
brutality with which these cnthGsiasts
have been treated, both in America and
England, is disgrace to the age but If
anything could be worse, it is the flagraat
injustice Of policemen and magistrates.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
Judge Mcdonald ana HIS Critics.

10 ne Edttor or 1he Erenfng critic:
Within the last ten days vicious onslaught
has been made on Judge Mcdonald, of In.
diana, who is very strongly talked OF as a
MEMBER OF Governor Clevelands Cabinet.
People in Indiana understand very well where
this attack came from, and the motives ami
mating those who are engineering 1t. Others,
who are not In a position TO understand the
inside facts In the case, may be prejudiced by
the attack, but those who know Senator Nc
Donald VIII scout the Idea that he could be In
nnenced corruptly In his actions as cabinet
oflcer by the fact that he has had In the past,
wealthy and Influential corporations In his
clientage. All who know him, whether Demo-
Gratis or Republicans, Will concur in tho state.
ment that Judge McDonald's Integrity Is SC
well known that in all tho political contests
he las passed through no opponent, however
fierce and reckless, ever a5sailed his honesty
and uprlghtnees In every respect. Indiana
Republicans all scout his political opinions,
OF courso, but they all respect Judge McDon.
aid as a man OF sterling integrity. And time
Will show that the undorhanded and con.
temptible assault made on him by those OF
his own political faith Will only make him all
the stronger In tho esteem OF his fellow.clti-
zens or Indiana OF all sects and all parties. 1t
Will take more than feminine stab 10 destroy
Judge Mcdonald. HoosIER. "A
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

AGENT KEY, of tho humane society,
comes to the relief of tho suffering horses
and urges drivers to loosen or remove
chock-reins and to remove their shoes If
there is not time to have them properly
shod for slippery weather.
Tho humane society also reminds the
children that when snowis on the ground
the birds should be provided with crumbs.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
Friday, Dec. 10, 1884.
To-NioHT,s ENTERTAINMENTS

GRAND OPERA.HoUsE.-Mr Lawrence Barrett
In "Blot on tho 'Scutcheon."
NATIONAL THEArRE.-Tho melo drama,
"Paycments OF paris."
THEATRE CoMQUr.-'zozo; or, the Magic
QUEEN" -
DIME MusEuM.--Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Allen iu
the comedy, "Toodlee."
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
CRITIC WASHINGTON d. o. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 49, 1884.
POPULAR JoTTINGs.


Mics Van zandt is about 20 shake the dust
OF Paris from her feet for tour in Russia.
Louis Kossuth dies b. cable nowadays al
most as often as FL Mahdi,-IhRd feii1hfa
lTr. Cleveland yss tho guest OF honor at
dinner given by Mayor Banks, OF Albany, last
evening.
The Senate is TOO small a choose.box for
such roaring mouse 40 Rlddleberger.-Phfi
dClpbtd Times.
NeeerH. Moody and sankey are said to have
mado pro1t of half million dollars on their
revival hymn books.
Mrs. oatharine Ksarney, who died in New
ARK, Ohio, on Saturday, was tho mother or tho
noted Dennis Koarney.
Louis Kossuih's bonds, issuod while tho
famous Hungarian was In this country, are
kept as curlositles In many families.
DIR. oliver Swaine Taylor, OF New York, who
was graduated In the class OF 1900 at Dart
mouth College, was 100 years old on wednes-
day.
MFR. winthrop's chief wish has been 70 be
able TO deliver his nddress on the completion
OF tho washington Monument, at the laying OF
the cornerstone, OF which he was tho orator.
NJ. Pessard, tho inclsiye editor Of tho Paris
National began his leading article ono day re-
Gently with these words: "When the cholera
ends tho Deputies begin. 1t is a sorlos OF
acourges."
Nine. Judic having recovered from her ro-
cent fright In spain, where eho narrowly eB-
capped imprisonment because OF failure to
fuinll an engagement, 10 now playing with
success in Austria.
Fanny Ellsler left O million OF francs In
hank with tho Rothschilds, and this sum now
goes to one OF her coueins and her own grand
child. A long time ago she wrote her memoirs,
but after she had read them carefully over she
burned them.
DR.. Lawrence Barney, who died at Hender-
person than "Stonowall" Jackson to health.
jackson, then q captain in tho army, re-
gnrded DR.. Barney as one who had saved his
life, and even during the war found occasion
10 express his gratitude.
Governor Hartranft, Colonel Hessinger and
Colonel Aen Goddard, representing tho Ma
iional Guard OF Pennsylyania, cane to Wash
ington yesterday 10 mako arrangements for
iis attendance et tho inauguration OF Presi-
dent Cleveland. They saw General Sheridan
and made the necessary arrangements.
Ex.Speaker Randall remarked to tho New
York Ith0rdm correspondent, IN reference to
his contemplated Southern trip; 81 am going
South In response TO tho cordial invitations or
the people, and more In social way than otn-
erwise. do not hesitate to say that whom
make speeches shall express my well-known
convictions as TO the tariff and the abolition
OF the internal.revenuo service, but my re-
marks will relate chiefly TO tho Industrial de-
velopment OF tho South. do not visit Ken
tucky, as Mr.. Watterson charges, to mako war
on the tariff revisere."
NroIrn fr.s nA.a r,,sl -.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

A GOOD many people confidently pre-
dict the passage of tho French Spoliatlons
bill by the House because it has gone
through the Senate. But tho claimants are
not near go sanguine. They know by
long experience that tho bill has habit of
passing the Senate and not getting any
further than the customary reference TO
House Committee.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

THE long, eloquent and ablc obituaries
ofthe patriot Kossuth published in yester-
days newspapers afford very interesting
resding--for Kossuth.
The only defect is tho fact that they are
little premature, as Kossuth Is alive and
WELL
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

SENATOR RIDDLEBERGER must have felt
very lonesome when all tho Senators OK.
cept himself voted In favor Of confirming
Secretary McCulloch's nomination.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

CoNeREss will adjourn tomorrow for
the holidays. Since 1t has been in session
1t has not startled the country by the
amount of work that it has accomplished
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
WEATHER INDICATIONS.

For Saturday, for New England, GENERALLY
falr weather with lower temperature is indi-
Gated fair weather with slight rise In tenn
Htntee.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
Bahn's Great Closing Sale oI1af0II-
day SIipnera.

Cents embroidered slippers, ARo 80.
Ladies embroidered slippera<H5c. 10 Sl.25.
Boy embroidered sllppsEE56c. to Sips
NJ. sec embroidered slI1Fers, Zoe. TO 81.
Gents German felLfJfppers, 81.
Ladies' German {fN clippers, 75c,
Children.s GeH,hn felt slippers, 75c.
Ladies fionntEilned slippers, doc. to 81 20.
Gents imitAtion alligator slippers, 75c. to
1925.
oll'sfBoes, rubber boots for old and young.
RedJBp boots for little boye, 81.
S4tBeYenth street and 1922 Pennsylvania
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

PEOPLE who have Christmas goods to
sell should bear in mind tho people who in
tend to buy arc scanning the advertise
ments with more than ordinary interest.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19

As usual in dealing with measures rela-
ting to the public health Congress runs
against the States rights snag.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
SOME NEWSPAPER SAYINGS.
Dire Disaster.

one woe doth tread upon another's hoels, so
faet they follow. Here now 10 Belva Ann Look
wood, only Elk weeks after having lost tho
Presidency, compelled TO stand helpleesly by
and witness the utter destruction OF her trusty
trtcycle-run over and knocked to overlastlng
smash before her very eyes by measly milk
wagon. Truly tho vlcissitudes OF greatness
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
The HOmeopnthic Fair.

Last evening was ono OF attraction ana de.
light at the Homeopathic Fair, and to-day was
eyenlful and interesting. Tho noontlde
lunch was the gift or the President, and was
seIyed IN exquisite style by tho daintily.
stressed ladies OF the dining hall. The vot-
ance at tue fair WAS quito largo last eyasglig,
ucspi'e inc unfaiorable weathARlNls
antr,s. Co,1.AA--sFr..'L--
saWnat f9Nsa 20 o.sg asgsat Rrgan's steam Laundry.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
Glad to Sec Them Both.


A slim youth, accompanied by pug dog mud
chain attachment, met young lady on Fifth
avenue whom he know.
He walked by her side until her residence
was gained, when ehe invited him In.
"Aw-thawnks nwfully; much pleased, I'm
suah," he said; "but-er-the dog, y'know--"
"ob, tho dog won't make tho slightest differ.
TO sec you both."--N. Y. Sln.
Preached the Whole Congregation
to Sleep.
Henry Ward Boecher tells this at his own
expense: "a regiment OF lumbermen-big,
passing through Brooklyn in 1862. There
were about 1000 In oil, and marched them
mp to Plymouth Church, invited them In and
cushion in II. There they ali sat with u sneir i
knapsacks on, ana got on the platform and
sega1 f Ms so Sn
tion to sleep. Boston GLOBE.
A Preity1Dfeep One.
The town OF East Liverpool, Ohio, allows Its
streotlamps to burn constantly, both highland
day. They are extinguished but once o
month, whom tho lamps are washed and the
Jets cleaned. The town is lighted by natural
gas, and tho people say II is cheaper TO lot It
be TO pay men to light and extlnguish tho
lamps every yday.-E.rchdn0t.
What was Not Necessary.
The platform OF the Socialists lays down the
principle that their members shall "pay moth
ing and receive pay for nothing" 1t was not
considered necessary TO state that they shall
also do nothing.-P Pittsburgh Despatch.
It Is Warm where He Is.
lady In Chicago wrote homo TO Brook
lyn and inquired after old Steve Taylor, who
used to do chores around her fathers house,
and said: ~ will send him nico warm over
coat II you think he will need It," reply
was sent "He does not need an overcoat; he
Is dead"
Give the Clam N Chance.
They are trying, In Germany, TO fud sub
stitute for India rubber. Can IL be thaRubfve
forgotten tho Anglican clauareBf0okzyil
Times,
at veerhofr' s. ssSfes, III 1sand DIG Seventh OF.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
HIGH PRICES KNOCKED OUT.

We have bid farewell TO profits for the rest
oftbfs vear ana are working solely 20 reduce
our winter stock. Hero arc prices that VIII DO
The business:
sI0o for O obilds Neat, strong suit.
s9Io for q Perfect Little Beauty.
so6g for d Fine Ovcrcont.
a. 25 for a Good Boys Suit.
1925 for Fine Pin Check Suit,
Is for a Good Mans Overcoat,
$3.50 for Splendld Beaver Overc0at
So FOR Fur Beaver Overcoat.
$40 for Fine Diagonal Overcoat.
s12 for an Elegant Newmarket.
a. ob for Strong Working Suit
So for n Splendid All.Wool suit.
ST,bO for Scotch Chevlot Suit.
S0,25 for Fine Diagonal Suit.
s1O,5O for aSplendid Double Breasted English
whipcord Goat and Vest.
50 for n pair OF Ali.wool Pants.
s2.7b for pair OF Fine Hair,Line Pants.
80. so for pair OF Fine Fancy Striped Pants.
rnese prices are below competition.
Goods as represented or money refunded.
Original London MSft Store,
sI2 F STREET, Opp. Masonic Temple.
SIX doors from Ninth street.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
The TnbernncIe,s New Pastor.

friend OF Rev. DR.. Carroll OF saltwater,
from that gentleman which states that he Will
probably not be able % accept the call 70 tho
Tabernacle Church OF this city.
AT a recent meeting Of the congregation or
the Tabernacle unanimous call was Issued
for DR.. Carroll ana at a salary of Sl,500 per
annum,
mass meetlrg was held In Saltwater since
he call for iis pastor to this city, and DR.. Oar
loll VIII probably not be able TO resist the
strong resolution adonted. against his laRYing.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
CONFECTIONERY.
A, Il. KEYEs. .. Il. HAIITH;

Close Carriages for weddings, call and re-
copti0ns. boarding and Livery Stable. VIII
lard's Hotel Stables, corner 14th aud E SITS.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
SEINE ChiI'k4ulesSii.s

have bstn cut 90 tiralafthe price; some s2;
mono less tnan a4ri4nd thoso are the 81 klnd,
which are n9asgbat Saks * co.'s, $40 and 31S
seYelLlalBvte6t.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-12-19
It Is warm where Iie Is
Give the Clam N Chance.

They are trying, In Germany, to mud sub
stitute for India rubber. Can IL be thaR1b&vt
forgotten tho Anglican clamspupBf00kiy,
Times. AA
Bridgeton pioneer., 1884-03-06
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Bridgeton pioneer., 1884-03-06

he can make a dollar. | don't know
anything about the business of failing.
but as near as | can get at it, by hear
ing pa and his attorney talk about it.
there is money in it, if it is worked
right, and if | was in your place /
would work an annual failule depara
ment into my business. The way to
1all Is to get credit for all you can. and
sell for cash, and when you sell the
best things, have somebody that you
owe, a relative, Or a fellow that you
got confidence in, get on his ear and
get out an attachment and close YOU
up or else make an assignment to a
fellow who stands in with you, and let
him offer the creditors ten cents on q
dollar in notes, payable in six, twelve,
and eighteen months. By the time six
months are up, you can pay the first
note for fifty cents on dollar, and you
can fail again before the other note
comes due. Pa says there is more
money in it than in running a bank.
and he is awful anxious to have the
thing fixed up in time for him and ma
to go to Florida for the winter. so
they can get back in time to go to Sara
toga next summer. | asked pa il it
was honest to fail when ma had prop
erty enough in her name to pay all
debts and have plenty left, and pa
said he and ma was two different per-
sons. Gosh, l thought a man and his
wife were one. Well fellow learns
something every day, don't he? Say,
you would be a total failure on general
principles, and if | was in your place |
would have some style about me and
bust. You can never amount to any
thing going along the way you do and
never getting ahead any. Let me tell
pas lawyer that | can get him a job
putting you through bankruptcy, on
shares
mo, sir, never" said the grocery
man, Il have always paid a hundred
cents on dollar, and always will. 1t
is true cannot put on much style, not
as much as some | know who have
failed, but can look everybody in the
face and-but, say, Hennery, you might
tell your pas lawyer to come in here
this afternoon, and | will have a talk
with him. If failing is going to be the
style, and a man isn't going to amount
to anything unless he has failed, and
there is money in it, and your pa says
it is honest and all right, might con-
clude to fail once for luck, but keep it
dark, and the groceryman began to
look about the store at the old back
number washboards, and wormy dried
peaches, and things that were not sal
able, and wondered if it would not be
good idea to fail and get rid of the
old stock and buy a new one on trust,
while Hennery went ont to break the
news to his pas lawyer that he had
got another job for him.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1884-03-06

''Phew!n exclaimed Fogg as he came
into the house, who's been smoking?
Open the windows. It's enough to kill
anybody" Now you can judge how
Others have to suffer when you smoke
in the house. suggested Mrs. F.; ''it
smells awful" "That's the very rea-
son." replied Fogg, that [ prefer to
do the smoking and let somebody else
do the smelling "-Boston TRANSCRIPT.
Bridgeton pioneer., 1884-03-06

"You look pale, Gus said one
fashionable to another. Yes, | am
as nervous as a cat "What is the
matter?' "Well, you see, dreamed
last night that paid off all my debts,
and | am worried to death to know
where | got all the money from"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1884-03-06

My husband always tells me every
thing that happens" said Mrs. Smith
in delighted, happy tone.
That is nothing" said Mrs. Jones;
my husband tells me any number of
things that don't happen"
Bridgeton pioneer., 1884-03-06

A Western editor, who started u
newspaper, called it THE Smallpox" :"
SO that everybody would take it when
they got where it was.