The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-05-27

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Where Haley is?
If politics is not little slow2
If Grant is going tie get married?
If the kids are glad school is out?
If John Breathit went home with a
hat box?
What Charlie Yeater wants to know
the worst?
What has been stirring the telegraph
officials lately?
Why John Landes did not like to
serve on jury?
If your pulse beats regular and the
pus is "laudable ?'
If Saline county is expecting to have
a candinate for congress?
If Meyer Brothers have not the slick
est store room in Sedslis?
Who got hurt by publishing the rail-
road news before it was ripe?
If the kids will not be weary tonight
over the pleasures of the day?
If the SUNDAY MORNING BAzoo does
not eclipse all efforts of rivals?
III George T. Brown contemplates pur-
chasing the balance of the hotels!
If George Longan will not make a
most excellent prosecuting attorney?
Who the man was that desired A. A.
Walker to quit talking on the train?
If the procession this morning will
excel Sprays display to the dog show?
If Ed. Burrowes, of the ST. Joe Ga
zette, has put eyes on old Ostrander yet?
If fifteen cents for night message to
st. Louis and Chicago is not reasonable?
The name of the young lady in South
Scdslia who crawls under the bed to cry
If there are any dark horses being
groOmed at Marshall for the congressional
race
If Sedalis can celebrate the 4th of
July, 1885, by dedicating the new court
house?
If the quacks are not hiding as far
away from the State Medical association as
possible?
When the street commissioner will
patch Fifth street near the NJ. K. & I
crossing?
If IN Dash" did not dash for liberty
and seek TO suck gin in new fields and pas
lures green?
If the young man on Third street is
really going to take his best girl to the
show Tuesday?
If it is the correct thing to smoke a
cigar in the parlor when the room is full
of company?
How many times a certain young
lady fell of her horse the (k)night of the
croquet party?
from whisky, what the other 5 per cent. is |
caused from7
If Tom Cranmer's clarion voice will |
ever echo in the legislative halls at Jeffer- |
son City again?
What Milt d. and Will A. are going
10 do with the baby rattle they purloined |
from Eds store?
Why so many of the Clinton dudes
we're at the train when it pulled into that
station last night?
If Jefferson City will not be short of |
wind to blow when Sedalis gets the new
court house completed?
How many tears were shed by a young
ady of the Commercial college when one
'f the boys left for home?
Why q certain young man on Ver-
mont street did not take his girl to the
Broadway entertainment?
If Street Commissioner Trip could
De induced to spend fifteen cents, and fill |
up the holes on Ohio street?
The name OF the ex-oficer who has
Junk so low as to cohabit with the mistress
# Main street negro brothel.
If it will not surprise the people now
IN earth to see the Lexington sensation in
he SUNDAY MORNING BAzoo?
If any of the big boys carried their
hreat into execution made last winter that
hey would click the teacher the last day
Il schoolp
The name of the young lady who
popped the question" to her best fellow
N the way to church Sunday last, and
Vhat he said in reply?
If the restaurateur at w arsaw last
sunday didn't think the "Gailey group"
vas q crowd of pretty good "feeders," and
he has yet replenished his stock of
AIMED peaches?
If the pro tenn. school ma'am at the
iailey school don't believe by large ma
GRITTY that to "spsre the rod would spoil
he child" and that "lickin' and lsrnin'"
% hand in hand?
If the two editors of the Athenian
literary society, kiss each other good
light" in the university hall very often,
nd If they really don't think it q shame
o expose them?
If Buck Kelly, of the Moberly Moni.
Or. stayed away from the editorial conven. n
ion and if 50, was be kept away by the !
anne reason this year that stopped him by I
is freside last Year,
If handful of people at Camp Branch |
an set precedent for the Baptist church
{ Missouri and il their opinion is worth
lore than that of q great msiority of the ]