Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-11-19
Knight RIIS.

ETHEL: ssOh. mamma, I've got such a
naInI1 Mother: where. dear2" Ethel IA
reduede child: IN my Ssh, mamma"
WHATS the news, Pst?" "Begorrah, sOr,
Cleveland has the pleurisy IN New JirseY. an
that makes il all night for the DImlcrafs. He's
Observation-Disclosures 8elcs.
WHY don't you have a hot water back to
your ranger "Oh, there's no necessity Tor
that" "Whys' Because my family keep
me IN hot water all the time. "-B0st0H Budget.
AsPASIARD, the other day. after gazing at
the facade Of London University pointed TO
the statue OF Harvey and remarkedtO a friend
who scted a. his guide. jus ike you practi-
cal English, to erect a statue 70 a man because
he invented a sauce"
CYNICAL old bachelor who firmly believes
that all women have something 10 say on all
subjects, recently asked a female friend:
"Well, madame, what do you hold on this
question Of female suhragef' To him the
lady responded calmly; "Sir, hold my
tongue"
SHE was going on a journey and long
nights ride was before her. 20 dear, she
sighed, as her husband babe her goodbye on
the sleeping car, ''this night travel Is 50
tedious and the hours are so long" DON'T
he discouraged" he said. ~ on are on a
fast train and the night will slip BY very
rapidly"
PAUL DE C~AssAGNAC. a Paris Journalist,
has sworn of from duellng- he probably IN
ten Is to substitute walking as an exercise
but he will not find pe1estrianism as coDdu-
Give 10 Longevity a. French dueling. While
waking he NAV fall into a coal hole. or a
brick may tumble from a chimney and irac-
ture his skul.-A erristOtcH Herald.
HONOR O'LOGHLEE, the hostess Of the Grid
iron. an old hotel which Irish lawyers fire.
quented, had a ready wit. Happening to en-
ter the barrOOm after dinner, Curran pro-
posed her health. 4 give you, gentlemen.
he said, Honor and honesty" Possibly the
worthy landlady did not feel cOmplimented,
for she readily rejOined: Your aLsentfriends
Mr.. Curran."
'sT-TALK bout eatin' an drinkin' s'much as
ve please" said a Wabash Valley hoosleT,
yer t-terrepin an yer b-beefsteaks, an ycl
s-soft shell c-crabs, an yer c-champagne, an
all them sort Of things. but II yer w-want
ter %genOoine n-nOurlshment jest range mime
| Ion size o. sixteen O-ounces of Southern In
fanny w-whisky an bout twenty eight grains
y q%uinine. That's what l call sOup."-De-
tr0tt Post.
SOME TINE AGO, in a little Italian town. one
If the members Of the municipality rose a
tie general meeting and proposed that a err
tain sam should be voted 10 enable the I'M
pressariO Of the place to bring out BellrI;
norma and Verdi's Il due FOscari" The
two FOscari). After some deilberatiou the
President said: 1--WE have decided to give 8
sufficient sum 10 produce Norma and one ~
ire Foscari. The other can wait" Nbal
would he have said had they proposed Bale:
-Four Sons of AymOnP'-Ausicdt Courier.
| 4 CONCORD RHAPSODY
Through tangled cOpses Of the Not,
And forests of the Where,
I've sought the Whenceness of the What,
Nor found my Alfred There.
Mid jungles Of the Hereless When
The Thusness rends my brain.
To think the Whereness Of the Thea
May never come again.
So let the illness Of the Which
Unto the Isness Bow,
And sink the Whyness, Was "and SIGH"
In HOwness Of the NOW. -ErchdHGe.