New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-04
THE TALK or THE DAY.

This is the explanation OF Detroit wife in The Free
Press Of that city 81 saw in your paper the other day
an account OF divorce SUIT brought by wish you
would say your next that ldone 1t in moment
of haste and passion He struck with hammer, but
it was a tack hammer. Ny temperi bad and PEE
haps deserved IT,"
What is an institute Well, my son. an Institute ia
composed of learned persons whom may call "ins,"
and persons who want lobe learned and whom we may
call "Outs" The outs form an audience whenever they
want the ius to toot-tsprlngaeId Union.
man recently gave fifteen reasons, IN Progress OF
Philadelphia, for not living in New-I0rk. Any city
which has than that for not living in it,,
| is pretty poor affair
The politicians said to be all at sea" This would
be most excellent news II it were not certain that they
will all come ashore asan.-Chic1go Times.
The Spanish Government is making rigid inquiries In
regard to the reports about the burning o. bibles in the
provinces.
Frank Iatton tn. only antiBaine Republican IN the
state Iowa. Chicago, not has been intimatcd,
to edit the Arthur BOOM but to afford his fellow Owans
The strongest possible means of contrast As cOntraser
Colonel HattOn is ull-Slled dazzling success-.Phia-
delpha Press.
As the Democratic party is in such need Of Presidential
timber why doesn't it 20 to the SOuan and induce the
TWO false prophets to RUM
Russian ia not legally man until he Is twenty-six
years Cd. Fancy Russian mothor saying: "Alvira-
wiska, who that sitting close on the sofa with yOu
last nje.t" and Alyi replying: only Chipmmkwiski
n itto boy from the way. We were celebrating his
twenty firth birthday - Philadelphia Gail.
The Boston Post has walked mp is readers by big display
headlines regard to the dangerous rocks lying just out
side Boston harbor. The Post staff probably went out
fishing tho other day, and got mad because their boat
grazcd on some pebbles in the back bay.
Free Traders in Chicago next week will be as rare as
an uucooAed steak-[Baltlmore American.
Mrs Belva Lockwood of Washington, wants to make an
address in the Republican Convention tho sht of
women to vote. She says Logan is the man for her,
but Mrs. Logan will probably object.
Inasmuch as Ben Butler while Governor OF Massa chu
sets, decided that woman was not "a person in the
OF the law, ana was oYerrued 6y ma kepu0hcau Coun-
Gil 1t Is hard to understand the devotion Of the women
tho Greenback Convention to the man who put this
unnecessary and unwarrSnted slight upon the sex
indianapolis journal
The selling exposing for sale of intoxicating liquors
has been pfonbtedn Vermont for the last thirty years
and yet there are 42G places the state
Ing liquors are more OF less openly sold.
"Aullunan why does your milk always look so buei'
MUM" proudly replied the milkman, and they're blue
bloOds l"-l pittsDurg Chroniclefelegraph.
School teachers and school children, IN Vermont are
not allowed TO tobacco ia any form. But how
they going lind 1t ont If boy takes his fathers pipe
and goes down behind the barni
Should the Republicans nominate Lincoln, AMI the
Democrats rdcn, distinguished Memphis lawyer re-
marked vest erday the two parties would the cradle
and tine grave for canddates-I Memphis Appeal
The Yc,c- orleans Times Democrat occasionally prints
PAGE Of news and advertisements in spanish for Mox-
readers.
South American flower IS only visible when the wind
blows tho fayOrltc Democratic Flower Il valued for his
ability to raise the wind hudson Republican.
Tho Isle or Man" has Parliament OF is own. and
allowed to vote for It's mombers Why call 10
the Isle OF Iani Let II be named tho Idol Of woman
-[IIartford Times.
Ouda says she does not labor when she writes and her
testimony cOrObOratcd by her books Sho does it for
the mere fun OF the thing Philadelphia Press
II Is hoped that the baseball editor Will permit this
little diversion at Chicago To step between his depart
tho puOlc eye The baseball odtOr, therefore,
has duty perform and we arc sure no is capable OF
performing it.-Cincnnati Enquirer
The new OF General Butler going tho rounds since
his nomination by the GreenOackars make him look as
though certain enterpsing soap company was using
him for advertising purposes. Boston Post
True Britannia rules the but II Brother Jonathan
gets navy again, sue may have TO waive tbs rule
-lBoston Transcript
"You see that gentleman over there lie is Demo
cratic member Uf the Common Council " so Where
did you say his saloon vast Boston Transcript
Don't batter yourself, young man, that you know girl
by heart, until you hnd that she doesn't you Dy
mouth Boston Transcript.