The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-16
WTC AND HEMOR.

An exchange speaks OF 'Linlhurge"
by the ton" We have IL qacntly seen
Limburger by the Te.lton.
Verify, wonders never cease. We
have had 2 poem expressly te!egr raDhcd
across the ocean, and row have read
ings by Cable.
A mole on tine nose indicates that q
man will bea great iravc.er-probably
to get out of the way OF people who
make personal remarks.
'.Do birds think?' ASKS y writer in
opening 3 current article. If they do,
we would Like to know what 4 canary
bird thinks of the woman wno stands
up in: a chair and talks baby" through
the brass wires of the cage.
..'C!ean the streetsr' shouted q Gin
cinnati paper, and the mex week n to-
rent like x;ver was rushing through
half the streets in the town. Editors
cannot be too particular about bearing :
down light in their demands.
A Tribune attache the other day
heard skilled vocalist sing ''Wait Till
the Clouds Roll By" S4e rendered it.:
''Wah tab the Claw raw Law, Jawy;
Wah tan ;ne aw r;w baw;
3awy, ma aw tr;>w law wah,
~ Wad tab the claw raw bav.
Ayoung leau at his sisters evening
party began to sine, "Why SIN l weak
and. weary?' when little brother
brought the performance TO a sudden
close by. calling out, Aunt May says
it's cause you come home so late every
night
1t is very desirable to he a good
reader. A clergyman is said to have
once read the following passage from
the Bib4e, with the emphasis thus:
'.And, the old man said unto his sons,
saddle me the ass; and they saddled
Aimr',
An article is going the rounds of the
press wkic. is entitled The Umbrella,
in France" That settles it then. For
a while we cherished the hope that we
might. regain possession Of that UNI
brelia, but as it has crossed the ocean
to eyade us, we might as well give it
up. .o"
A couple of piekpockets followed a
gentleman for some blocks with i view
of avaiiing themselves of the first op-
portunity to relieve MIN of his purse.
He suddenly turned into lawyers
office. ''Wnat snail We do now," asked
one. "W ait for the lawyer" said the
other.
Putting the names of the streets on
the street lamps is q good thing. Noon
light nights, if the lamps are not light
ed. by getting out of the tram-car,
climbing the lamp-pOst, AMI striking
match. you may read the mime OF the
street distinctly, if the wind doesn't
blow out your match.
The motto Of a young woman's So
ciety in Tennessee is Total abstinence
or no husbands" 1t is said that the
members are showing wonderful de-
gree of determine alton, rs the Organlza-
ton is nearly a fortnight Old and only
three designations have been handed
in.-AoiYtSt0,0R Herald.
Young lady Gust from boarding
school, at dinner table,: please, papa,
I'd like u ieg Of the roast chicken
''You have had one. my dear. and your
brother had the Other" Young lady
Gin q sprigh;!y manner): 'Oh, sure
enough! Il chicken has oniy two legs.
1t S duck That Las four"
Madam. you have destroyed S5
worth , of merchandise, apgriiy re-
marked a dude to a lady, as she seated
herself in chair IN which he had de-
posted a new Derby hat. Serves you
right" she replied, slowly rising from
the ruin; you had no business to buy
u 50 hat for :. 50-cent head"
81 see you've got q colored servant
girl" said man TO another the other
day. Yes" was the reply. You
see my wife's sister has just lost her
husband. SO, as we had 10 get in,o
mourning, We discharged our white
girl ard hired a coiored one. Sac har-
MONIES win the mourning, as it We're. V
"Why. jimmy" said one profession
el beggar TO another. '.are you going
20 knock oil already? lis Only two