New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-09-08
THE TAIN or rHE L4R.

The Rev. Mr. sta nford English clergyman OF Sew
Zealand recently resigned his parish aud began % study
law For this mis- bishop threatened 10 degrade bin
from the ministry. In reply, Mr.. stanford carried Tho
war into Africa in the following Style have known
from time to time since / have been Your diocese Of
my bishop being land speculicr mixed mp ia th con-
duct OF pottery works, bargaining over annuity"
| The bishop viii probably let Mr. stanford alone.
A Louisville critic doing mp theatre opening. spcaks
Of the enormiy Of the audience" This Is brave bolt
from the -tercOtyped house that was crowded 90 rs
/ utmost capacity. Louisville Courier Journal.
The British Government wants to enlist a number Of
/ Canadian Indians for the Egyptian campaign. Aud tho
Indians are perfectly wild with enthusiasm but they
insist upon one little condition from the Government
They wish a guarantee that they shall not be killed 10
any fights that may come OF. The red man eNl"'nE
doesn't believe that the only good In liam is dead In
| dian
his friends ON the roof Of his new Washington Budugn
New-York. We are sorry MI Field creditors pat nm
to such Inconvenience. -. Burlington Free Press
passenger In an Arizona railroad train was arrested
by sheriff for a minor offence a short time ago seeing
Judge playing poker In the smoking car with brlce
OF Coouels the sheriff prevailed upon him TO stop ,ho
game for few minutes end try the prisoner The judge
did so. fined the prisoner so. and before an hoT lad
passed way had cleaned every Colonel the trln
Then lac played tio game with the late prisoner. who
promptly all tho judges pile and set MP tue drinks
for the crowd
Batter does not know who the Vice Presidents run
ming ON tickets with HIM but he thinks they are all
good men.-l New orleans Ilcay une.
The Phuadeipb,q Times says: The vermont Iceberg
hasn't quite melted und Mt Washington f. sl thcr.'
get across the Connecticut River springfield Mon
gentleman who has been DONG the summer rc'0t,
during the past complains bitterly OF the hotd
clerks. He says: They appear 10 te getting more ofen-
siyc than ever Idout refer 10 the old ag about the
a.. a.. 4. Il. Int. I'LL. .Vau
.lve and boorsh manners. They net re- though they
owned the earth and the fu'nc4, thereof They don't
crnec before their suporors because hey recognize no
superior, even an equal They simply regard n'l no
world as victims whom they may tyunulte over Whom
you -oe smau IN summer hool who looks ne though ~
owned mortgage on the universe you need moi hesitate
to uul him down the clerk NoN let the hotel cieis
tiec ia thclr might and pulSorlle This insh man.
The LARGEST bubble han I'M Victoria B g.. wls lat or
rfip ne IND uu "A recent nipht Blt public opinion, 'n inc
uvurt said would not staud n N he leg thn sam. nav -
Bpb npel.ou on the following night Waterbury
American
Clergyman of one ~ tho midland counties OF neand
rercntly served outa sentence of pennl ser,do aud
ou ME Liberation nj once obt nod clerical employment
There ara 900 nntonanted houses IN lfa,ana. anil m
places ia the island cot cuba hunsrf Rtc l e" Nv
rent lhp tusuess depression s ~ great Aml me lee
Island tho urnurinia want the United states in hifl
SGT sn long as We can got good Havana sts nom 'oa
To- hp unusually good a ll'epiia Transcript
married woman IN Connecticut writes The Sew i"ls
tf,nalnft COMPANY can fuu hufh . nan hrinr Ia
,lr,i n tnu nth viii hn pleased 10 Give fnn lu' -
,u, husband Who IN ~ usa To $40 80 hhi nhn else
-r inu sn srem satisfied with lila piuspcoat iui roasting
hereafter Troy Times
Anin may smile and smile ani be a rrohlbluonist -
liuiih datolle'
Tho native papers ~ India are quickly learning NE
WAYS OF civilization. They now abuse tho English With
IA much ygor aud though they had learned no
business at tho feet OF tho editor OF The kraasrH
G0sehe.
Marion Foster, a crippled artist, who cannot WalS
lately drove burglar from her rOOu at saratoga WIZ
revolver This is good Advertisement Tor "a eAt
toa hotel hut It is splendid for Miss Foster she lneh"
10 star New Orleans Picayune.
Methodist minister tried to start church ina "esF
ern town. but from lack Of support had 70 gyeu 'Ds
project This was the peroration OF his farewell sefDo
AT the last day the Lord will say to saint Peter WIZ
is your aockP and saint Peter will answer Here LOu
He will say to Calvin And where your sheep Az"
Calvin will reply, Here Lord and all OF the shepn
can answer. But when he asks me. where are !V"
shecpr how will you feel when am compelled to reP9
Lord, haven't any; mine were all hogs"
II Mr.. Vanderbilt shall continue TO buy horses
moderate figure aud sell them To MI. Bonner ~ iN.h
prices there can be doubt that Mr. NanderplI VI
soon comfortable circumstances. A Eno"s's,S oSs
horses has enabled many man 20 keep the "OA ~
the DOOR Louisville Courier Journal