Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1884-05-07
DON'T FORGET

To eat cloves after drinking.
TO protect those liable to fail.
To attend church on Sundays.
To say mo" at the right time.
To ask advice of your parents.
To relieve the poor and needy.
To obey the Sunday ordinance.
To buy new horse and buggy.
To return a borrowed umbrella.
To buy your wife a new bonnet.
To prepare for the fishing season.
To respect the aged Of your race.
TO assist the hayward to reform.
To speak kindly to small children.
To guess on the number of beans.
TO sod the graves of the departed.
To pay your dues to your societies.
To be willing to forgive and forget.
To say Eyes" when your girl proposes.
To tell your wife where you are going.
To encourage the Mower County Fair.
To report every man that beats his
team.
To assist the Austin Canning Co. in
getting fresh start.
That this is leap year.
That filth causes sickness.
That the "dens" are watched.
That you do not live for self.
That monopolists are tyrants.
That Minnesota is for Blaine.
That economy leads to wealth.
That you have duty to perform.
That this will be an eyentful year.
That the assessor will soon be out.
That most men don't like to credit.
That time IS money, or it's equivalent.
That fresh air and sunshine are healthy.
That officers are the peoples servants.
That newspapers are the life of our coun-
try.
That riches do not make mankind
happy.
That persecution generally makes fast
friends.
That men have lights that should be re-
spected.
That the world Is stage and you are
an actor.
That bird in the hand is worth two in
the bush.
That this is the year Of the presidential
election.
That hundred wrongs will not make
one right.
That men of brains rule the destinies OF
mankind.
That the society of pure women IS ever
enobling.
That an unwise marriage usually leads
to divorce.
That your acts, if noble, will live afte]
you are gone.
That the young lady who uses slang
is censurable.
That it is best not to tell all you know
even the truth.
That the desire to become rich make!
men dishonest.
That we wish we knew who'is to be the
next President.
That the public good demands obedi
ence to the laws.
That parents should require children
to attend school.
That high license would have proved
benefit to Austin.
That y Dung ladies are followers Of fash
ion, it the y can be. -....-
That marriage is lottery in whic]
there are many blanks.
That the TRANSCRIPT keeps an eye out
for the best interests of Austin.
That success full Canning factory will
assist to make our city prosperous. =.
That the TRANSCRIPT will not tell al
it knows, but some men in this city neet
watching. - -
That there are husbands and fathers il
this town who frequent the saloons. al
together too often.
That the TRANSCRIPT would not objec
to our National Republican ticket beins
headed "Arthur and Lincoln"
When you contract debt or habi
that there is a risk to run.
When the fishing season begins yo'
cannot believe all the fish stories.
When young men shun the society O
ladies, they are on the road to ruin.
| When man of family drinks to ex
cess, he is guilty of a heinous offence.
! When men are candidates they max
many promises which are not fulfilled.
| When women are allowed to vote an,
hold office they will not be so anxious.
When you hear man tell Of the grea
things he has done that he is blow-hard
When woman starts on the down
ward road, that there is little hope of re
form.
When any public man fails in the per
Torrance Of duty the TRANSCRIPT
liable to criticise him.
When an officer is unworthy, an
proves 1t by his actions, that the TRAN
SCRIPT may tell the public.