The Russellville Democrat., 1884-06-12
BOOK oF CHRONICLES,
CHAPTER III.

come that they were with one ac. cord in one place. And behold they Icried with q loud voice TertnlIus, Tertullus, como forthl and he came. And the King and his noble men heard the sound thereof and came forth from the adjacent cliffs and SC l cret recesscs of the mountains oi Crow. And immediately they en- tered into the Temple of Gum Log. land Tertnllus struck upon the throne with n setting mall, and said unto the multitude: "Nen and brethren. choose ye this day whomye will serve" and whosoever would be greatest among yon let him be your servant. And the wise man of the East, leaning upon his leg helps, said unto them: Let us make Ter. tnllus our Ruler on this occasion, 7 anG the thing pleased them and with q united voice ttey made him q Rui- CT over them.
 And the King said unto them Since the day that the Chaldeans took the ship have VIC been in the mountains of Crow and in the will dcrness of sin. we have wandered up and down and were fed by the Ray ems of the Valley and drank from the brook of Gum Log, but none of us are lost. And now shall we num- Der all the Ephraimites in the land of Pope" and they did as he com manded. Now the number from all the tribes were seven hundred, and the King said, Now we are strong in the land. and therefore art law un to ourselves. and with these we are able to spoil the Chaldcans. And the wise man rubbed upon the floor with his leg helps, and said unto them l cannot rise, but 1 pray you to hear me, for am mighty prophet and have ioretold many things concern ing the Brothers of Freedom and be- hold all of them have been fulfilled, and speak as one having authority. Thou shalt choose leader thls day, lest the Chaldeans come upon us and tear us n peices, and there be none to deliver us. Verify l say unto you If thou desIrest me 1 will be thy Aaron, and am now ready to offer myself living sacrifice upon the al tar or the brothers of freedom and will burn sweet incense to the God dess of Liberty. And they said un- to him ssMuch learning hath made thee mad"
 And Johnathan arose and said :: See that thou do it not until the fin al consumation Of all these things, for tue numbers of the Chaldeans arc legion, but let us meet again at Mt. Enon and then shall we do these things. And unto him they gave heed.
 And they looked, and behold a Patriarch whose name was Noah. and he said: When thou art come to Mt. Enon if thou wilt give me the gift that is in thine hand that may set in the Courts of the Kingdom, then will build an ark of safety for thee. And he lifted up his eyes and looked steadfastly upon the multitude and continuing said unto them: I see here among you all manner of men, beasts and birds. I will build an ark with three grand sdivislons in It. One shall be for the Ephraimites; the second shall be for the brothers of freedom tha. are going with us on this perilous voyage; and the third shall be for the brindle- green back CTS and asses that we desire to save when the great flood of Chaldean wrath shall come upon us. And he looked again, and said: I see a huge Campbell towering head and should CTS above his brethren. We have much need of hlm to help carry our burdensome record of the gloomy past. I see also a beautiful Zebra, he shall be our scape goat to bear our sins and our iniquities. I see also pair of France (Bryants), and huge blue Crane with ponderous bill. And he sat down.
 And in the midst of them there arose a man whose head is silvered OCT with the frost of many winters, and he hath lived three score ana ten years, his eyes are not dim nor his natural force abated, and he said unto Tcrtullus, the Ruler: I am ready to serve thee and if thou de- slrest me to then will confiscate the cattle upon thousand hills and slay them before thine eyes that thou mayest eat or the flesh thereof and be filled, and the hides will sell un to s-Simon, the tanner" and he shall convert the same into belts to run the machinery of the brothers of freedom, and we can use the proceeds of the same to purchase the votes of soft brained democrats who are ready to betray their party with brother of freedom kiss. And the Ruler said unto him: We'll done thou good and faithful servant enter thou into the joys of the B. of F. and when we have need we will call for thee.
 Verify, verily I say unto you: Whosoever readeth and understand eth the things that are written in tLis Book shall tell it unto his neigh bor that readeth not, and he that readeth not and hath an ear let him hear the things that are written con