Smyrna times., 1884-08-27
WHOLE NO. 1890.
Here and Elsewhere.

IRE out.
Self assurance needs but one thing
battery.
Another claimant at Clayton-JOhn
OwegO, Ohio, visitors think the name
is significant.
$4,000 men are employed on the
Panama canal.
UnaccOuntable sinking of the ground
occurs out West.
Eccentric salvationists are ordered
out of Switzerland.
Money is being made by untinning
old tins and scraps.
The dogs of the Greedy party were
left at Fort Conger.
ColOred stone is worn now in pre-
ference to diamonds.
Japanese ladies wear black stockings
after they pass forty.
Eight hours day will lessen pro-
duction it is thought.
Often while the work is admired the
workman is despised.
While en-vOyage bananas are aired
in the rigging every day.
A terrible plague of locusts has
devastated Central Spain.
A cyclone cable out West is doing
away with cyclone cellars.
General Sherman is popular at army
reunions as a toast master.
The Washington Monument has
gone past 500 feet in height.
The fires of intrigue and revolution
have again started in Mexico.
The oyster will soon have ready his
letter of acceptance on a shell.
Working people and the rest want
their reading matter condensed.
A dog boarding house in London
charges 38 cents a week for each puppy.
Necessity and custom authorize mar
riage, time alone determines it lottery.
Gen. B. F. Butler wants his defamers
to understand that he led a riot once.
A southeast wind is a pretty sure
indication of a good northeast mud
rain.
The Pullman car company works
lead the country in rapidly producing
cars.
Mr.. st. John is tattOOed now for re-
clining in the arms of his mother when
a baby.
Florida live oak green is the softest
wood known, and the hardest when
seasoned.
The electric motor will cause the
continuous cable to lose its grip on
r street cars.
On rail roads the most important
man not to be color-blind is the train
, dispatcher.
Cattle men are not successful in
J stamping out the Texas fever on Colo
/ RADIO ranches.
President Arthur is now fishing for
bass at Lake MOhunk, Shawangunk
mountains, N. Y.
: The finest passenger cars South
American rail roads get come from
l Wilmington, Del
q Ireland under the Franchise meas
ure will have seventy votes in the
. House of Commons.
: The first locomotive Stephenson in
vented would hardly haul one of the
s present freight cars.
Edison takes out more patents on
v his talking electric machines than he
d can keep the run of.
The Mudir of Dongola alone inter
/; venes between Gen. Gordon and anni-
= hilatiOn in the Soudan.
e The four fingers of negro woman's
it hand is yet the best cotton picking
e machine ever invented.
"Koumiss," an Asiatic drink, is our
% next folly and is made of milk, hot
If water, and an yeast cake.
Lots of watches will be magnetized
q, and ruined at the coming electrical
a exhibition in Philadelphia.
id 100000 farmers are expected to at
tend the Changers Interstate Fair in
Cumberland county, Pa, this month.
= 1t is feared that so many earthquake
jokes indicates the shock has done
= damage that is only becoming appar-
- ent.
An Australian pugulist who strikes
800 pounds is on his way here to settle
ne John L. Sullivan who strikes 400
pounds.
"A Many of our guests are here by
special invitation and of course are
or curious to know what this soft inn
= peachment means.
'c- Invisible ink brought out when re.
ne ceived by reagent acid is going to be
the thing that will make postal cards 8
ed little more private.
be Secured by the bonds of the Govern.
he ment, Hon. Hugh Mccullough says
v makes our Bank note circulation in
re comparable and free from any panic
Is For the week ending August 18th
1O1 new corporations were organized in
If the United States with q capital Of
er $50, ,1S1 900 as against ia for the pre-.