Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-17


induce her back to bis arms than TO pay
that money out to an amiable female
beer vender.
Runaway daughters, however, never
need any inducement to return home.
They are only too glad to get in there
and be forgiven. 1t is remarkable
that they never want any cash,
and still more notable that the bride
grooms never want it. They always
marry for love; and though it is a
curious thing that the girls parents are
always rich, this fact has never any
connection at all with the elopement (;
the truth being doubtless that only rich
mems daughters are disobedient enough
to elope.
THE coachman is the dudele, that makes
the maidens sigh.
ADVICE to all rejected lovers Hire out
as her fathers coachman.
A LARGE reward is in waiting for the
party who can discover any portion of
Blaine's cuticle that is not now thoroughly
tattooed.
THE "anchor to windward" that Blaine
alluded to in the Little Rock banking
scheme Is around the Mulligsn statesman's e
neck in the bottom of the political sea.
THE cheeks OF many Republicans will
burn with shame when they vote for the
man who wrote the cringing supplication
that ended with the cowardly order,
"Burn this letter."
A DECREASE in supply under the present
method of cultivation and propagation OF
oysters has enlisted the attention OF
scientists in New York, whose solution OF
tho problem to arrest the two enemies oil
the bivalve, the drill and the star fish, re
suited in tho novel idea of ;ncubating the
eggs. This artificial process may b, an
important method of combating their de.
crease in quantity, and will be watched
with profound interest by epicureans the
world over.
ONE OF the most amusing desnses o
Mr.. Blaine is that which claims that ths
property in the Fisher letters, recently
published, existed in Fisher only as re
ceiver of them and that tho current o
legal dec isions is to the effect that the
right of publication inheres only in tht
writer of the letters. Such might be the
case if the cause were on trial in court
But the trial is before the people, who
seized with desire to know the truth O
Blaine, care little for the rules of evidences
that may be hedged round about the testi
| mony,
MIR. BERGH seems unhappy except wheI
treading on the tender corns of othe
people. He is now trampling on those at
tachsd to the feet Of Robert Bonner, th
wealthy New Yorker, who makes
speciality of owning fast horses. On,
would imagine that Mr.. Bonner, who's
| tenderness in tho care of horse flesh hal
given hirl national reputation, would b,
| tho last against whom Mr.. Bergh wouIt
bring the allegation Of cruelty to ANNA g
But lie has committed the uDpardouab!
crime of having his horses clipped,
In rebuttal Mr. Bonner asserts that hors
that has been clipped, aud is CAREFUL,
oanketed after exercise, is more comfort.
able and healthy than If he had no. beer
subjected 70 the operation. Mr.. Bergt
has done much good in his reform work
but he has caused much needless annoy.
snce also. Ho ia entitled to his opinion
on the question of the injurious eifeot OF
horse clipping" but when he intrudes
it on benevolent horsenan like Mr..
Bonner, he partakes much OF the esseace
OF common nuisance.
THE unveiling of the Reynolds statue
on the north front Of Philadelphia's new
pubilo buildings to morrow, will De a note.
worthy event in the military and art circles
OF that city. From the inception of this
undertaking the municipal aud state au
thorities have entered heartily into tho
work, and the languishment that generally
conspicuous by its absence. II is emi
nentiy lifting that the memory of this
brave soldier, who laid down his life that
his countIy might live, should bs tenderIy
cherished by his countrymeu. The monu.
ment will be an inspiring lesson
to generations yet unborn OF the
enduring reward of patriotism. Though
his mortal remains are inferred in
she local Cemetery, marked as becomes the
grave of a dead hero, it is proper that his
name aud fame should not be condued
within such narrow bounds. His statue,
prominently placed in Pennsylvania 3 chief
,nn,ty, twill keep his memory green in the
sSTts of all PennsyIvanisus as well as all
lotl of their country.
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