Smyrna times. [volume] (Smyrna, Del.) 1854-1987, 1884-11-19
WHOLE NO. 1882.
Here and Elsewhere.
Our banne" in the skv.

Our banne" in the sky.
A cat is living electric dynamo.
Hayre de Grace, Md, is the duck
capital. oN
Rev. Mr.. Burchard says he didn't 90
to do it. ~
Europe. ~ VI
stragetiOally Dongola is the kew to
upper Egypt. ~
: General Grant failed to register and
failed to vote. gnu
No balloon has ever gone over a
second sunset.
The new Cunard steamer. Unab,jo 10
5000 tons burthen.
Pennsylvania official plurality for
Mr.. Blaine is 8O,52O.
\ Japanese has strong adversion
to being buried at sea.
BarthOldi objects to the pedestal
costing more than the statue.
Portugal by priority has the largest
slice OF the Congo possessions.
The French are not very particular
ABOUT their sanitary regulations.
Rlstori has been advised to use snuff
Tor conscience and inspiration"
Edwin Booth has recited Hamlet so
often that he has almost forgotten it.
1t is feared the King of the Belgians
VIII go insane from political anxiety.
Gen. Fremont best of all realizes
that republics can forget to be grateful.
One of the saddest words in the
English language is it couldn't be
wusser.
The rapids of the Nile catar..cts have
played hob with the boats built in
England. "
The London News states that the
cholera has cost Europe $22,OOO,OOO in
lost trade. -
General Sheridan in his report saws
IN effect that we can defy the world in
an invasion.
The CrOfters of the Island of Skve
are skylarking with the police and are
giving trouble.
1t will soon be time for the official
count OF the feasting oyster at the
festive festival.
Faint heart never won fair lady and
ialr lady never won faint heart there
fore-bachelors.
American prima dOnna's with Euro
rean culture are on the boards of the
principal theatres.
Miss Clara Louise Kellogg sang with
exquisite pathos THE Last Greetingn
at Brignoli's grave.
Alsace and Lorraine veomanrv
throw their ballots for the country
they love, France.
1t Is the custom now for little girl
children to wear their hair like Sioux
Indians on the war path.
A novel military idea with the Cana
dams is to organize a regiment with
snow shoes for Winter service.
The widows of the three Presidents
Polk, Tyler and Garfield are on the
pension list at $1,000 year each.
One good result of the late excite
ment was that more two for flyer
cigars were slaughtered than beer.
NJ. De Lesseps has been called on to
say which is the cheapest, to widen
the present Suez canal or dig a new
one.
The passenger saloons of steamers
are now as a rule located forward of
to escape the shock of the
machinery.
If two pieces of wood being Joined
together, one being seasoned and the
other not, the seasoned piece will
shrink the most.
1t is thought that Mr.. st. Johns
separate candidacy for the Presidency
mas done more harm for prohibition
Than a generation can undo.
Mrs. Belva Lockwood saws the cam
palgn was not destitute of some pleas
ng features insOmuch as she was the
'ecipient of S12S by lecturing.
Foreign nOblemen will not receiva
nuch encouragement to visit this
soon as the country s surfeit-
ID with New York's " count"
Figures don't lie, neither does the
ruth, but when truth and figures get
o ightlng the former stands up square
MY to be lied out by the latter.
One of the Narcotics and Grisettes
S Mario and Grisi children used to he
allied squandered fortune of 100000
rancs in Berlin, and is now in prison
or debt.
At the outlets of the London sewers
he stakes hold large quantities of fatty
natter, this is secured, subjected to
hemical process and away she goes
Or butter.
Professor Baird of the Smithsonian
institute, Washington, is securing
pecimens of Chesapeake bay oysters
ind If possible the cause of the
itality among them.
1t is said to be impossible to eat four
uails day for thirty DAYS consecu-
vely, but lots of us folk have been
uailing longer than that and are
eady for more quail.
The wall like seas of the Mozambique
hannel are so trying on ship that
cry few ships double the cape of Good
iope on the western passage, electing
come by way of the Suez canal.
BY system that includes the letters
+ the alphabet, and the nine digits and
heir multiples, the memory is so aided
nat short hand writing becomes un-
ecessary is the latest culture out.
Round dances, selling chances at
hurch fairs, the use of beer at picnics.
tc., are among the questions to be dis
USED for a negative decision at the
llrd Plenary Council of the Catholic
hurch ut Baltimore.
In electricity, induction, or the
over that the current has in of going
trough space, has always been looked
as loss, but now under the Phelps
atent to use it on moving trains is
kelly to become a great gain.
The girl Krao, now on exhibition at
was brought to this
ountry from Kaios, province in the
ependency of Siam, they are tree
wellers from necessity, as the country
nearly all swamp, and to construct
Heir huts they weave branches of
'ees together and on this foundation
uild.
Some pathetic scenes were witnessed
hen the news of Cleveland's election
as carried to the exiles at Salt River