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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
THE ELAhr WORKS,
Kasson and Morrison Close tho ID

KRss0n and Morrison Close tho Dcbnte
on tho Measure. II Z.
Mr.. Kasson closed the debate in opposi.
tion 10 tho bill in severe arraignment Of
its provisions, which he declared to be i'm.
poEsibls oil administration.
"All hail." no exclaimed in conclusion,
ITO the giant Of protection which strews bis
pathway with gold, and lines all borders
with flowers oil popular comfort" "
Mr. Morrison closed the debate with a
rapid review oi the objections which have
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

CALlrogSIA is talking about holding the
greatest Of xorld's fairs in San Francisco
three years hence. The testimony in the
Sharon suit, together with some Of the
charms" will alone be worth the price Of
admission,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

Ii thenorth o! England iron mills wages
have JUS! been Ieducsd 81 per ton on pud.
ding and q percent in al other forge and
mill wages-the recond reduction since
the frs. Of January. General depression
is the reaaon assigned.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
A Pointer From the peo,,,c.

LONDON, May G.-Ata meeting Of the
Missionary socioty.at Exeter hall to-day,
Canon Hoare in the course OF a speech re-
marked that the English people were
ashamed that General Gordon had been
left in Egypt without support and without
means Of defense. Whereupon the audi.
ence,, numbering 5000 people, rose and
!umultuously cheered tho speaker. The
Incident was considered one Of unusual
Significance as showing tho strong under.
current OF feeling among the people, from
whom such demonstrations are least to be
expected.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

TIE no, sun and the "sweet, refreshing
showers are clothing tho fair form OF Ma.
ture in an abundance Of garment that puts
10 the blush the society belle at ball OF
the period. There is no nonsense about
Satnrp
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
Glnxy Work. ,,c,tro,cf.

PlrrnuRou, Pa, May 6.-The extensive
glaaa factory Of Adams 4 Co., Eighth street,
South Side, caught FIRE from the "lear''
this morning and was totally destroyed.
Losa $4,000, fully covered by insurance.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
h0rgnnntic ifRrrinRo Of Duke UcSss.
RrnI IN Nav G-1ha ,,orra,,I;, ,,I;.,

between the Grand Duke OF Hesse Darn.
sladt and Nine. de kalemir took place on
April 3Osh. The lady Ia tho daughter OF
the Count Czapski, Russian Chamberlain,
apd was formerly the wile Of Russian
9ecrelary Of Legation, NJ. do Kalemir,
from whom she was recently divorced.
She is 80 years old and remarkably hand.
aome. The allair caused a great sensation.
II was understood that in the event OF tho
passage Of the bill permitting marriage
with deceased wiIe's sister tho Duke
would marry Princess Beatrice, daughter
daughter OF Queen Victoria and sister OF
hiS tirs. wife, the late princees Alice.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

West VIRGINIA does rs wei! for Blaine
ash own State Of Msine, giving him all
che has-.we!ve solid" votes. We have an
idea that West Virginia will be within
reach when the electoral vote is counted.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

Ir is observed that MIR. Wharton Bar
ker's scheme to distribute the surplus is
not making q profound impression. II
the Democrats get in the surplus problem
will soon besoived.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
rittsburgh, ,Virsin.n IL Uhnriey,pu Rond.

flTTsnrRdu, May G.-The annual meet
ing ol the Pittsburgh, Virginia & Charles.
ION railroad was held to. day. Tho following
Gtlce's mi were elected: President, ]. DuBarry,
pphinIadelphia; i Secretary and Treasurer, D.
i. Co'win. Pittsburgh; Directors, Geo. B..
ROBERTS, Edmund Smith, Wister Morris,
1oln !. Green, W. ]. Howard, philadel-
phia; Thomas L. DAILY. Belle Vernon, Pa !;
Heo. Il; Lawrence, Washington, NJ. L, FL
SIs' Pittsburgh. Secretary Corwiu's re.
port shows a pross increase Of receipts over
.ass year Of s2iS,6Oo; net surplus, Sl5S,OOO;
expenses reduced ii percent, t
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
Rob Ford. ur".hcr sulc,des

ST. Louis, Mo-, May Ga Post Dspatcl
special from Richmond, No., scya; Chas
Ford, brother Of Bob Ford, the slayer O
Jessie James, shot himself through the
heart this morning dying iuntantly. NJ
cause is assigned, ~,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

TuE conulry will sympalhizo with Cen
ora, Grant il his financial misfortune.
ANYBODY can tell the Old Commandern now
tina. he ought to have kept his money out
oi .ihe slrrnt.N
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
NEWS BY THE CABLE.
GENERAL ooRooN's DksEar,cN
denounced Ia England By tho Press and the People.
Pointer From a nis,ioaary hstting-Gtr.
many. Ah1tuus lrqalry Abaut the Congo
CompAny-GenerGi roreIsn News,

LONDON, May G.-The Pail Mall Ga:ettc
In an article under the head line Of "Dis.
grace and something MORE" says tho gov
ornment, after having compelled General
Gordon to commit bis khartoum friends
70 support him, now suyges! as climax
o. meanness, that he shall abandon his
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

"BrApstREEr's' last report showed that
o,,he failures exceeding $4,000 thirty.si1
narep, were due to speculation. That
xus betcrs the Marine Bank crash inEsw
yo,ty
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

WHAT about Mr.. Peteraon's free concert
iaps2 II wouldn't hurt Wheeling to pick
bs,ssII up little and 90 something in the
,sv Of rstional enjoyment for the people.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

wugs the Pennsylvania iorea. tire sut-
t.,ars ask for tents Pennsylvania hes them
"a Give because phe has militia cstab-
IL, mont IVES. Virginia isn't 80 we'll oil.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

c,,cr ,ho Charleston convention the
democratic press isn't standing nobly by
Ns ,ea,se,sment order. Tho later order
tukla precedence. - II
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

TIM ,sriil Yreukcrs couldn't carry tho
lon,c. They can't carry the country
rSon they come to Try that they will butt
a,,inp, A mfi,rity worth talking about.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

Mn, ,toppl!oS, you havo wasted great
ao,, NJ your coun!ry's time, aud gained
a.,h,ny a br, dead tariff hill. Chi bono?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

,r,chIrk or u pix haa escaped tho as
,.s.o,sdrar.ues tho Bourbon party wants
10 know H. ...
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

A WEST VIRGINIA Hillside Plow, iron beam
and handle, "sssel" mold board, costs only
s. 90, as sold by 8. E. Boyd, Wheeling, W,Va,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

Greatly alarmed" is not putting too
blunt a point on it. Tho. patriots on the
other side feel that West Virginia is
slipping from them, and they fear that the
DAY Of wrath is fixed for 1854. Tariff and
Taxation ia q battle cry TINT strikes terror
10 them, and well i. may. The people
understand wha. it means and will under.
lake to translate it for the Bourbon party.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

uow wlopv can tho South remain 'sOll'i'
,ho hrp Of ,apt advancing manufacturers
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
! H|.C JACET !!
The Morrison Misery Has Gone
Glimmerlng
And Horizontal Tariff Is a Ghost OF
tho Ghost of the Past.
After Days Of Feyered Oratory and
Whip Cracking.
The Reform Bill Illus Gone to Join
tho Silent Majority
And the Smoke OF the Furnaces
and Mills Of the Country
Rise as a Monument to Its Timely
r.. Cremation.
y
And the Smoke Of the Furnaces
and Mills Of the Country
Rise Us a Monument to Its Timely
.4.. 49, Cremation.
Carlislo's Voice Trembles in An.
nouncing the Death Kneil
And Morrison Takes n Lemonade
With a '|Stick" in It.
Tho Exciting Scenes and Incidents
in the House.

From Our Sptcia! Correspondent,
WASHINGTON, D. c.. May G-To.day .
excitement in the HOUSE eliminated in a
SUCCESS for protection to American indus.
tries, which, to be frank, exceeded tho e1-
pcctationH Of nearly all those who voted to
kill the Morrison bill, and few there were
among the mes! ardent Protectioniats tl.is
morning who would say that they believed
the enacting clause would be strick.
on ou. Even Mr.. Kasson said it would
not be defeated and this feeling proves TO
have been not an indication Of the weak.
ening OF the anti.tariT relormers, but shows
that they realized the desperate efforts that
were being made 10 secure friends to the
measure and their misapprehcnsion Of
what the fruit Of these extreme efforts
might be,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07
Ghe :gl,fdli;gelttt1:

:,.ir,. >o>. - nnh - fo"rarn.h S.rce.'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

JJrp%tSG from the desperate struggle OF tho
mhee ills RgiScr TO preven. democrats from init.
sW'lh The Ptoplun Protective Tariff and Taxa.
tun League, recently o,gnuiz.d III Wtst Virginia,
WeAie inclined 10 hnk llat It Is pretty formlda.
e'e 1liai'. lheoTanoi Democracy labors through
hcothmn OF cdt.oi!sl IN Monday Issue to demon
%m.e ihss II +, only at,!ck Of The na>ly Rspubli.
G!sd shout ~ II Il, Is harmless biEiir, why giye
u hniomntNce! II looks 10 au outsider as II You
were were gteaIly aMrAcd NJ the prosptc! CT harm 10
hepAliy, and we bte!n 10 thibk "1hu Peoples
EG'sae, Esss may pore aSood th!us in the outcome
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

1t came like all other legislation to DO acted
upon, and amended, and 10 decline now to
consider 1t would he to stand as obetruc.
tlonists to much needed legislation. He
was not willing 10 enter into coalition
with tho Republican party to obs!ruct the
wise and patriotic legislation by Demo.
cratic majority. Ho was willing 10 trust to
the honesty, wiBdom, good senae and good
faith Of the friends Of the measure to do
exact justice to bis State and justice to all
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-07

A communication from Mr.. A. B. Paul
was read, stating that arrangements had
been made for meeting Of the Board o.
County Commissioners on Wednesday
May %, at 9 r. NJ, ut which time the off.
cials and Board Of Directors OF the Mt.
Vernon, Coshocton & Wheeling road would
be pressnt to present the claims OF the
road. The Railroad Committee was asked
to be present and was decided to accept the
invitation, 0...5.I. W = !, -
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16

stand at their posts lathe Eace of every risk
and danger Ii happens not few times ia
the course of year that these fearless fell
lows have to control as best they can some
runaway train, and stick to it against the
VIEW likely chance that the next curve they
strike willtopple them, cars and all over
the brink Of an abyss the depths Of which
thew can scarcely penetrate, and which
yawns directly beneath the flying train.
believe these brakenen have succeeded in
taking every runaway during the past year
safely down to Hecla Junction.
Its a sight worth going good way to
watch from below, the coming of one Of
these ere trains down the mountain. The
tight grip OF the steel brake shoes on the
car aud locomotive wheels drives from
every wheel constant stream of IRE which
cuts s pathway Of light ell along the face of
the nCuutain. and, whirled about by the
fyiug wheels, takes the fantastic shapes of
some brilliant pyroteehnic display, which is
made STU more fantastic as the flyiDg line
OF FIRE follows the many comforting cGrves
OF the road, disappearing IN some yawning
cut and flashing out again so close to the
canon brink that the scattering sparks
drop into tae chaSm aud fall in fiery
showers toward its faraway depths But
while this is a grand scene to the spectator.
il is q costly one for the road to provide, for
the friction Of the brakes on the wheels
soon calls for new ones to work on, and it
keeps the company busy great deal of the
time renewing the running gear of the Gala
nut Branch.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
Correcting Figures
~ -. -


With IL, reased literature have come bet
Ter systems Of "teading" and correcting,
ardgreater accuracy has been attained. A
GOOD example Of accuracy in printing tables
VI tigures-in which it is 50 difficult to avoid
errorS-may be seen in "Bradshaw's Rril.
way Guide, every monthly part of which
contains from 100000 to 100000 figures.
Astronomical and mathematical tables re-
guire great care in printing, and very few
are issued which can be relied upon as ab-
sUlutely correct Charles Babbage super
intended The production Of a set as trigo-
UouGetricUl tables in 1921 which perhaps
stand uUrivaled in this respect. They weSe
prepared for the Ordinance Survey Of Eng
land aud Ireland, and q limited number Of
copies pripted-it is said only 50. They
consist c. tables Of logarithms and lOga,-
uhmic shines, tangents co5ines end co;.n.
''"'' :" "v"'" ' second. Roughly speaking,
thew contained about 100000 figures.
The prooE.heets were revised byseEaraI sets
ofreaders, and we're carefully examined
and compared with other tables no less
,aGu eleven times. From Mr.. Ba55ageS
preface we learn that after the ina, s,ereo-
Iypiug seven errors were found in the log
arithrrs and one in the differences. These
being corrected the stereoSyped sheets were
hung ny ia tde hall nj Cambridge Cnivec-
sity and q reward offered TO any oae who
could find an inaccUracyT Since their FIRST
issue in 1927, no error has been discoverel,
and it mag reasonably be concluded tina:
they are absolutely correct.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
NOTES FOR HOUSEWIVES.

Cyanide Of potassium viii re move ri. r
doltule inks whose base is nitra'e Of silver
Cold rain water end soap WI ;.kc Cdt
machine cease where .h.c means "onid
no; he advisable on accoant OF "o''rs run
rirg, etc.
TurPertira in small quantities may be
used in boiling While Goods to great NivaT,.
rye, as it improves the color, and thu boil,
'Hg drives OH all odo".
When acid has been dropped on any
article Of clothing, liquid ammonia viii kill
The acid, and then by applying ch'o.ofor:a
ycd will restore the color in most cases.
Baking soda gives instant relief to burn
or scald Apply either dry OF wet to the
burned part Immediately the sense Of
relief is magical |, seems to withdraw the
Leaf, and with i, the pain.
Kerosene VIII soften leather belts or bsots
hat have become herd from exposure or
rse around the waoh-roon. Good for the
}hlrcss y hen hard from rain or dampness
Va h viii warm water, then grease with
5oli animal OIL or dressing.
JGvslle water, often met with in works or
articles On cleaning and dyeing. is made of
D. rallor Of water and iour pounds Of O..
i,aT7 asIir4 soda Boil for five or ten
niuu;cs then aid one poand cfchloriIe Of
lime: let it cool and keep cOrk"l in = i,g
or tirht vessel
BY adding two parts Of cream Of tartar
ore part Ct oxalic acid ground line and
kept dry in a bottle, you will find, By ap
glT;ug a little OF the powder to rust stains
Vile the article is wet, that the result is
much quicker and better. Wash out ia
clear warm water to prevent injury 10 the
-7Cl9.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
ARRANGING sLock AND TACKLE.
Experience Of Very DESTROYS Guest In q
well-Stocked Western Hotel.

well-Stocked Western Hotel.
BtOomiagtoa Through Mi.
A fellow who seemed to think that the
earth was created for his amusement and
enjoyment, to the exclusion of everything
else, entered Bloomington hotel the other
day and was assigned by his request to one
Of the best rooms in the house He had not
been located long when he rang for SER
want, and when he came, commanded:
Bring me up some Goals and make a
FIRE 1t was soon done.
Now lower that blind little The
blind was lowered.
Nov fetch pitcher Of ice water. 1t
was soon brought.
Iwant some matches, sir. They were
provided.
Il don't see any euspidor around here.
Tie servant brought one.
"Say, there amt clean towel in the
room" Towels were brought at once.
The soap is no good bring me some
that viii DO TO wash with.
Anything else?'
YES. lwant cigar"
Something more, amt there"
We'll, you might bring me a mirror that
won't draw nv face all out of shape,
What else, pleGse?'
why, want an opera glass TO look down
street with"
There is something more, amt there?'
Yes, send the porter up to black my
boots"
Well, that amt all, is ii?'
No, believe not want clothes.
brush
Can't you think OF something else?'
Yes, you rascal, there is no poker here
to stir the ire"
Say, don't be bastful; know you would
like something else. Just spit it right out,
how, and YOU shall have it.
Bring NE a morning paper.
Exactly; but there is something more,
surely"
Yes; want piece Of chamois skin to
rub nv speciacles with, and glass and
glove strctcher and hair brush and comb
and another ottoman and an extra chair
and u"
Never mind, sir you Shall have It. said
the wail,r. lie VAS gone long iime, and
when he returned lie vas greeted with;
Why. you rascal, where have yoa been?
Been rUmaging acound IN the cellar Tor
Tie block and tackle.
Book and tackle What DO yol wan,
with thai
WELL cir; the boss SAID you woald want
he earth in y inmate, and We are rigging
the lock AID tackle TO brig it up
&c paid his bill, which Amounted TO ST.,
ord left the city cursing hotel men in gen.
eIa'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
The Whole story.


The Parlor lamp shed its peaceful rays on
a happy gIocp Of 1--WE persons. There was
the head oh, family and the one who
called b;m-clf the head.o..-h he family, their
TWO daughters, aged raspectively Is and s,
aud i DO; Of II veas. The father care
,diy removed a bent pin from the seat Of
the rockiD~ chair, aud stood holding it be-
tween LIS thumb and Eosefnger. MY
son, he said pompously did you ever,
WHEN voU g-w q discarded, bent little pin,
Uause ard rellec- how long it took to make
t. aud Row many different hands con-
u,ou,ed towards tashiorirg it as it was?
I, is an instructive and beneficial subject of
contempt len. IN the first place, there
we the miners who Gur the metal it is
composed u tie men WHO transported it to
..s.atscr.es; the workmcn who made the
-... ne worAmeV who s'mrrcnCl them;
'- -sl Who p,clCl chem; the detieys who
&C.; i.-u D tyads3mFn; ire men ihlr clg-
p .a-.. 10 the z.0iss snd the sgls3man
.,.. think VIA, IN army Of lG5osers handled
'-#. looked E,,le p,r"
'vs SGid us son AMI heir refecGve!v,
~. on lea. Car q lOS, PG
How -ot asked ;aa old gentleman in
70. 80 %. surprise.
Way. there was the "a ,clr who jou,tt
u paper of en-; there was her biggest
iaGghto who COX oTe TO Pin 70 he lip IT,
.ae va 50 OF her dress; me Young man
10 told EN- sr the office that It was cll
.a; made the rho 1 map scotch on he
lex Of his hCD'; the gin. hlle bro he
wGo borrowed the pin 10 make into ish-
look: the Gtcie sister whose Stcaw nat he
took 10 keep has angle-worms in. ami his
old father who sat down on the bcn, pm
VIXEN his little 5oy got tired fishing. They
all had a hand in it. too"
No said the old gentleman, as he threw
the pin in the FIRE and took up his newspa-
per you are drawing on your imagine
ion, my son. | never found a pin that
went through such series Of experiences
my lie.
Mae YOU haven't, but yoa viii, re.
uarEcu ire son aud heir.
We, no. Rru out and play," replied his
father.
Il am going TO sit in my but before
re sa, down re no.ired tEat bis eldest daugh-
erwas wsudiug a tear in Ter dress, while
The jt,e one was vipiug the stains & ON
straw aa' SO he pushed his armchair aside
wgh a suspicious glance at a cleaning
,sia. on lis Eat, and sank YEARLY on to
he ,ylo However ere he had fairly
.uucled is ,m'acc he bounded toward the
.n.i,h with yell Of anguish.
lie oh man couldn't very well nave
sr-d IrGing il, SAID the sm.U boy 10
uiu.sei. rs he stopped to regain his breath
Two blocks oil, cause there vas pin on
every blamed piece of furniture in thatroom.
w. Int won't ma give it to him for
w"ariu Ike that thought
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
\ Terrible 1 oC.

Now tba, lie chilly nights Of fall are be-
ginning to come, the dark closet il opened
and the asercoat is brought forth Moth
ing makes 4 man 50 hot as TO find thai
moths have been PLAYING hide and seek up
and Town the front Of his best coat. | is
astonishing what an appetite a moth has,
srd low many square inches Of II sixty dol
lar overcoat he can get away with in one
shor; summer. They don't make any nojs
about it, but as soon as sPriuC opens AM
it becomes warm, their appetite reminds
them that they have been lpiug quiet for
some time and so they so TO work to eat
enough to last all winter When fall comes
again and you take YOUR oyercoat off the
hook, it looks as though it had been -hewcI
bv buZZsaw.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
A REGRET.

Afar and near the hills were set 49,
With immortclleS and daisies,
High carnivSi the asteTS kept
10 win our glowing praises.
A queen sapEsme, the golden rod
Reigned with unWonted Splendor,
And Black-eyed Sus,n's haunting robes,
Were bright as Fall could lend her:
White bindweed in the meadows grew,
And sUmach leaves we're turning;
We found thS purple gentian flowers,
Through Summer suns were burning.
stray crimson leaflets hOated down,
hint OF Autumn color,
Through clover wore It's summer f,lSh,
Or just tribe duller.
The ringing ferns hung DER the pool
Prom rocky heights, and under
Last years dead leaves the seeing eye
Found many JcosSy wonder.
Along the brock whose ripples fed
hro tickeTins shine and shadow,
We passed, till all in light at last
heelimbed the upland meadow,
o EondrOuS skies! The heavens Indeed,
. God, declare the glory,
And every wandering wind that blows
Repeats the endless story.
o lair green bills! q far-of hills.
AS.ow With sunset shining.
My eyes with uoshsl tears are flied,
MY heart With vain Eepining.
No wandering wind, ncrhird nor bee
May bring me back my summer;
he irost that touched the fields last night
Naa Winters earlier conner.
-Doroily R3'roy2 IN TIE Carrsns
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16

IN be back soon, darling, said a loving
papa to his three year'old daughter. "Fm
going ont to get YOU pie.
Then she put up her little lips and said:
an tiss YOU for Eat"
She waited-oh! how impstiently-for it
vas week before she saw papa again.
Have you dot re pie, papa?' she said,
as he lifted her up TO give her kiss.
"No-I-I-- forgot it, darling he said,
b,ushing very red.
oh, papa," said the little ching. II
dess 90 didn' fordet to eat Eat pie you SET
Wuz 90 ungry' papa?
Then lie went out to the bakery and
promptly settled the trouble in the family.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-11-16
Patients without Patience.

4 Young physician moved from an East
I'm town to Kansas, and hung out his
single. One day a neighbOr called on
hin, end during the conversation inquired
rfLe had ever opened an Office in the East.
oh, yes, l had a very nice Office, in
deed, was the reply, with more Of less pride
in the tone.
Did you have much practice%
We'll. no, not exactly"
Thai strange, for you seem to be a
wel.-pos;ed man What was the matter ??
Really don't know, but somehow my
patients all seemed to die before ] could
practice on them very much.