Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-18

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INDICATIONS.
Upper Missouri Valley-Fair weather; slightly
colder in the northern porti: n; nearly statlon-
ary temperature in the southern portion 1ol-
lowed by falling; winds shifting northerly; rising
barometer in the northern portion; rlslng' ol'
lowed by falling barometer in the southern por-
ton.
TRIBUNE TWlNKLEs.
An exchange ssys that Sullivan is every inch
a man. This makes q whole regiment OF him.
TT il said that when Webster!s dictionary gets
stuck on big word it goes to Joe Cook TOR
solution.
UN1rss they kill . man or two at an an Arr
IONA church fair it is not regarded ~ grat'fy-
ing success.
TIE hotel keepers of Ohio have organized .
society for mutual protection. The bednus
must now 20.
KATE FIELD is going to lecture on Mormon
ism. Wouldn't more-men-is ism be q more at
traotive subject. Katie?
THIS being leap year, the loving glances cast
toward Uncle Sam by Miss Canada may mean
something in the future.
ADAKorA man il 30 cross-eyed that he has to
turn his back to his girl when he would gaze
into the depths of her dreamy eyes.
D
LORD LANsDowNE says he is entirely satisfied
with Niagara. The great falls will now 60 right
ahead and spill over the cliff as usual. So.
NEW Yonx Commercial Advertiser: The
III Colorado ideal miners claim that the reason Kate
Field cannot find them is because they 60 under
ground when they see her coming"
THE papers are telling of an Ohio man who
act three different dates for his marriage, but
finally succeeded in making his escape. He
probably had assistance from the outside.
VENNoR has Just made another weather pre-
diotion. Thus are the hopes of those who ex-
nected him to swear off with the New Year ruth
leaslv shattered and crushed cruelty to the earth.
A MONTANA woman who reads the Washington
papers and who has noticed the manner IN
which the titles of husbands are linked to the
names of their wives has had her calling cards
nrinted: Mrs. Constable Jones"
IT il announced that the majority OF our
Tinted States senators are professional men,
hnt from the wild manner in which they are pre-
eenting bills one would almost be led to oeneve
they are plumbers or livery men.
THE New York journal publishes an aruoie
entitled ''saved By Silver Tone" We didn't
read it, but can easily guess its import sne
val,ed At him lust as he struck the front gate
that he had better git, as the dog was loose
.WHo will arise from his seat in congress and
defend with eloquence the American hog?" asks
the CHICAGO inter ocean. Why have you been 30
tardv? You should have made provision for
this and retained some one for your defense be-
fore the opening of the session.
B1smARCK girl is SO dangerously modest
that she will not speak Of having seen the comet
9TH the naked eye. She did manage to remark
that she viewed it with the eye considerably en-
,..1n,;,. hrt the struggle has thrown her into
a .tate of complete nervous prostranon'
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"H11AR1ous BAL SAM" is thena OF FRENCH
vho will attempt to swim the Niagara
whirlpool next spring. IF he possesses one-nait
the strength and vivacious git-up- and"glt OF
como Of the hilarious balsam in use in this
e.ah ~. +.sl an eaav one.
region No "14l VII n''>A s- --o ..-1-
,.a, aart;.t. have
THREE nanoso"e yo""k 10y ~
onened An Office in Chicago, and are rushed with
,.o-l And thew do say that when one of those
e.;-;.. oo+a her arm around fellows head and
hugs him up tight to her bosom ana oes'n, :* ~