The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-07-22

AC LudA VIM kOtCIu q WOlu8u
can govern q nation. -Balzac.
The mistake of many women is to
return sentiment for gallantry.-Jouy.
1t is easier to make all Europe
agree than two women.-Louis XIV.
God created the coquette as soon as
He made the fool.-Victor Hugo.
Woman is a charming creature.
who changes her heart "a easily az her
gloves.-Balzac.
Who takes an eel by the tail or a
woman at her word soon finds be holds
nothing. -Proverb.
How many would laugh at the
funeral of their husbands if it were
not custom to weep?
Women deceived by men want to
marry them it is kind of revenge
as good as any other. -Beaumanoir.
An asp would render its sting more
venomous by dipping it into the heart
of a coquette.-Poincelot.
Rascal That word on the lips of
woman, addressed to q too darling
man, often means-angels.
We meet in society many attractive
women whom we would fear to make
our wives.-DHarleville.
A woman who pretends to laugh at
love is like the child who sings at night
when he is afraid. j. Rousseau.
Women swallow at one mouthful
the lie that fatters and drink drop by
drop truth that is bitter.-Diderof.
A lady at Morrilton, Ark, is the
lively widow of eleven husbands. The
eligible bachelors of that town think
seriously of fleeing to the north.
Captain George A. Perkins, u. s.
N, who married a daughter of the
late William F. Weld, Of Boston, re-
ceived with his wife a fortune of
81, OOO,0 900.
Lord Beaconsfield said: Sew
great men have fourished who, were
they candid, would not acknowledge
the vast advantage they have expert
enced in the early years of their
career from the spirit and sympathy of
woman"
"Papa's Home Tonight" is the
title of a new song. So the old man
has yielded at last. Let's zee, it must
be about fifteen years since they began
to coax with him Father, Dear
Father, Come Home. Huntington
The army of the Tennessee will
meet at Lake Minnetonka, August Is
and IA. General Sherman will pre-
side and General Grant has promised
to be present, and will probably de-
liver his farewell address to the army
and the people.
They got mad at each other on the
way home from school, and as one of
them turned in at Winsor street she
called out: Hump Who cares for
you! We are going to have the
electric light in our house." "You
dasn't p "Why" cause it would
show the pimples on your mothers
face"
William III. Vanderbilt Is not the
richest man in the world the Colony
Of Victoria has man who is worth
5000. 5000 and his wealth is
rapidly increasing. This lucky man
is q Lord Rupertswood. By his
fathers will he fell heir to 2,500,0O0
merino sheep, 100000 cattle and
J, 100000 acres of freehold lands,
besides a leasehold of crown lands in
England of equal area. By care and
thrift he has doubled his inheritance.
making it considerably over 5000, 900,
BOO. His residence in Melbourne is
said to be the most magnificent place
IN the world. 1t cost 81, 100000
FASHIONS.
Pretty chenille scarfs have colored
roses worked into them.
Elaborate wraps in white or black
)rocade have the figures outlined with
,old or silver thread.
Newport scarfs are of soft silk,
triped in Oriental colors. Others
Ire in rich hues and still others in the
,xquisitepale tints.
One Of the new mantles in black
ace is trimmed with velvet and Moor
sh embroidery carried down the back
n most peculiar design.
Coverings of white brocaded velvet
ire secured at the throat and back of
waist with pearl clasps and finished
With rufies of white lace.
Pretty garments of pale blue and
link or cream nuns yelling, with q
;hoice design of colored roses running
through it, are worn by young girls
"a entertainment wraDs