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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
A Real Dude.

A live dude, Gays the Brooklyn Times,
went to Haverly's theatre last night to see
"Claire and the Forge Master" He occu-
pied prominent place in the parquet,
where his clothes could be seen, and he at
tracted more attention than he could have
expected, even in his most eanguine
moments. His hair was prettily banged,
he wore swallow tail coat, his vest was cut
SO low that the lower button OF that gar.
mept and tho top button OF his English
CATERS were not far apart; he wore bou-
quet in his button-hole, and his collar was
like long section of stovepipe painted
white. In short. he was just too sweet for
any use. A dude seldom drinks any
thing stronger then sareaparilla-his brain
will not stand it--but he thinks 1t keeps up
appearances to go out between the acts aud
look at some beer, or smell a teaspoonful OF
angelica or watered sherry; so, in order 10
be considered az little man, he arose ut
the second act, and spreading bis elbows
in English style, he began Ena to shipper ana
could have had no idea that by facing the
audience he could raise such a commotion:
Women In his vicinity began TO snicker and
men began TO grin. Hali-audible remarks
like, "There's a dudel" Look at
thatp' "What is III" were heard,
thing had gained the aisle man
began to applaud. Instantly the entire
audience csught up the joke, and the
building rang to the sound OF clapping
hands and pounding canes and umbrslleo
the gallery denzens shouting, "Hi! hi"
and "Gst onto his nagsl" The poor dude
was almost paralv zed with confusion, and
made excellent time for the door. Between
the excitement OF the ovation rendered him
and the fierce throttling of his collar, his
face was the color of a boiled beet. He
waited until the curtain rose before he UNI
dertook to return, and then crept In softly
on the tips of his toes. but the audience
was expecting hin, and the play was stop
ped until the applause that greeted his re.
turn was over. He did not leave his seat
again during the evening.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
SMILIsOGRA Apis.

A fire broke right out in a Louisville
church during services last Sunday. 1t was
with the greatest difficulty that seAeral OF
tho congregation were awakened in time TO
save their lives.
There Is said to be an old gentleman in
this city so fond OF music that he cannot
keep his foot still. Only the other night a
young man began 10 serenade bis daughter
and the way the old fellows fo't didn't
keep still IL reported to be caution.
Hon. T. A. Robertson, member OF con
gress from Kentucky, thinks the house
"the most August body in the world. '
Did July when you sad chat, Mr.. r.? Did
JULY II you did, you May June along
and March out.
A lawyer attempting to say q word for
his client after the jury had found him
guilty, the Judge sternly stopped him and
said; Your client, sir, is both knave
and fool" "And he's been tried by q
court and a jury Of his peers" added the
lawyer.
Old Mr.. Topeasy fell overheard the other
day. He was fished out and sent home,
and while tearfully recounting his misfor--
tune TO his wife he said 81 swallowed about
a gallon OF water" Then you know what
Il tastes like ut last" returned Mrs. Il. He
wished he had been drowned.
IL was recently decided by tbs board OF
aldermen of Wabashs, Minnesota, that the
circus license for the coming season "be
fixed at $35 day, and family ticket given
to all city officers" No salary Is paid to
aldermen in Minnesota, but by such thrifty
measures as this the Office Is made TO pay
not less than So year.
A party Of Baptist clergymen were blue
fishing of Msrtha's Vineyard, the other
day. A question arose as to whether Q osr-
tain specimen was really blue-hsh. I'VE
call 'em Baptists !" said native usher
man. The Baptist clergyman rather eagerly
they are taken out Of the water"
Dear George" said young woman,
"I'm willing to marry you Il we have TO
live on bread and water" well" said
the enthusiastio George. you'll furnish
the bread and I'll skirmish around and find
the water. Water costs more than brsao'
She was mad. "Yes," she cried, you
made q fool Of yourself at the Browns last
night, you made fool OF vourself on the
street-car,. coming homo, and you are max
seemed to relent, but no." she added, Il
ought not to say that you make fool OF
yourself. In my anger am forgetting that
You are o born fool" Later-he Is row
drunk.
He, Before you give my overcast 70
ter look through the pockets2" shs-"whsn
did you wear IL last?'' He-"The latter
part OF last March, / think" She-Then
know there's nothing in the pockets
He-"How so2" She-"Because that was
before you stopped drinking"
Mrs. d. docking up from her paper:
"What q lot Of queer things there are
about that white elephant" Mr.. d.: II
have not noticed anything remarkable"
Mrs. D.: why, here 10 an Item saying
that it, name IL Tung Tuiong.n Mr.. D.:
"TunR Tolong7" Mrs. d.: Yes" MI.
d.: Hum Must be female elephant"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
ITALIAN WOMEN.
Their Industry and Other Qualities
They Possess,
which are Desirable In Women Who
Make Good Wives.
Erroneous Ideas OF Italian Life.

How little We know Of people unless We
live with thsm. Our idea Of Italian women,
for instance, 10 that they spend their time
like Turkish sultapas. sleeping and lnung'
ing lisslsssly on soft couches, their only oc-
oupAtion being love-making or perchance
learning how 10 ping song. Never was
there greater mistake. Italian
women. even Ia towns, and In good
other women / know. Not stitch ia dene
In the house that they do not do.
They spin and make their own linen, rear
their own silk'worms, knit their own
stockings and the stockings OF the whole
family, make their own dresses hats
bonnsts and cloats. aud ,uperintend AL
the baking, cooking ard cleaning OF the
house, II they do rot positively do them
Themselves. They rarelv 20 out except
on Sundays and holidays, and rarely re.
ceive visitors unless In the bishest society,
where ono day week Is set aside for re.
ceiving. They are perfect slaves to their
morning until night. ! have heard much
Of Italian Illicit loye.making, bat l have
never ssen Is. Ii may exis,, perhaps,
among the eristocracy, but In the middls
and lower cla@es 10 10 more Imagination
than reality. Bonnv bridee even In high
society. still rnsiutain the custom OF max.
ing their own wedding outfits. A young
IiicHu VI nalnts Wtio lunA bhs
brought her husband four dozen OF every
article Of body and house linen, ell made
and embroidered with her own hands, oven
the lace which trims the house linen being
her own work. All the stockings also
were knitted by herself. Nor is this
the exception; 1. is the rule 10
Italy. Who. after this, shall say
the italian women are idler,2 No one, Ger.
tainly, who has known and seen them as |
have, will ever say go; on the contrary, |
would hold them up as models for all other
women 10 initiate. Why, even in Rome,
spend their time between their house and
their church varying these with an coca
sional walk on Sundays and great holidays,
while everything in the house is done by
themselves, servants being too expensive
for most incomes neutrality-suspicious. Cor.
R0pton Hersl1
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Rgyptian Misrulc.

A correspondent Of the London Daily
News writes from Dongola: 30 far there has
been no attempt on the part OF the inhabit-
ants OF this provinoe--that is, those OF them
who live on the river banks-to disturb the
pesoe or resist the government. They
oontinus to till their fields In peace, and
pay their taxes, though no doubt they
would rather not pay them. Gordon
Pssha's proclamation reducing the
taxes one-half has had an excellent
effect In strengthening the peace
Able disposition Of the people, and all save
the Official class speak In the highest terms
Of the great pasha. The official class, how
aver, do not like the reduction Of the taxes,
because they see clearly that II means great
pecuniAry loss 10 themselves. Under the
Old system the taxes produced consider
Able surplus, and salaries were regularly
paid in the province; but unless . large
humber of ueeless officials are dispensed
With and a strict economy enforced. there
viii be large deficit In the provincial
budget this year. and no hope o.
getting money from d Cairo to make
GOOD the difference. IT,. fheretore, per
6apa only natural that officials OF al class
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
A Down Town Merchant.

Having passed several nights, disturbed
by the agonies and cries ola suffering child
aud becoming convinced that Mrs. Wins.
lows Soothing Syrup was just the article
needed, procured supply for the child
On reaching home and acquainting his
wife with what he had done, she refused to
have II administered to the child, as she
was strongly in favor of Homeopathy. Tina,
night the child passed in suffering, and the
parents without sleep. Returning home the
day following, the father found the baby
still worse; and while contemplating an
other sleepless night, the mother stepped
from the room TO attend to some domestic
duties, and left the father with the child.
During her absence he administered por-
tion of the Soothing Syrup to the baby and
said nothing. That night all hands slept
well, and the little fellow awoSe in the
morning bright and happy. The mother
was delighted with the sudden and wonder
full change, ard although at first offended
at the deception practiced upon her, has
continued to use the Syrup, and suffering
crying babies and restless nights have dis
appeared. a single trial of the Syrup
never yet failed 10 relieve the baby, and
overcome the prejudice of the mother
Sold by ell druggists. % cents bottle.
|
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
Purity, Freshness Fine Flavor

Purity, Freshness Fine Flavor
Are mighty and will prevail. Rionosa,
the perfection OF roasted coffee ia pro.
nouaced by all who uss IL, the best roasted
coffee ever placed in the Texas market.
Prepared at the largest coffee mill In the
south. 1t ia shipped direct to the dealer
and reaches the consumer quickly, poesess-
ing undiminished, the beautiful flavor ard
aroma, which distinguishes fine coffee.
Sold Immediately after roasting, by all
grocers, in pound packages. Guaranteed
absolutely fresh and pure. Those who are
not familiar with the superior qualities Of
Rionosa, should In justice to themselves,
give 1t an carly trial and be- convinced.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

There are many cheap cosmetics offered
for sale which claim to contain nothing in
furious to the skin. This is all bosh, all, or
very nearly all, are compounded from the
most deleterious and poisonous drugs in
the materia medical, they destroy the vital
ity of the skin, making the consumer pre::
maturoly withered and old. j. A. Pozzoni
guarantees his medicated complexion pow
der entirely free from oil injurious matter.
Use none other and you will never regret.
Price 80 cents and 81 per box. Sold by all
druggists and perfumers.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
Woman.


Depend more on the regularity of her
menstrual functions than on any or all
causes mbined. An actual or q living
death is the inevitable result of derange.
ment Of function which makes woman
Hence immediate relief from such derange-
ments Is the only safeguard against wreck
and ruin In ell cases Of stoppage, delay
or other irresulsrity of the courses" DIR.
j. Bfadfield, Female Regulator 10 the only
sure remedy. 1t acte by giving tone to the
nervous centres, improving lhe blood and
determining directly to the organs Of men,
situation. It is q scientific prescription,
and the most intelligent physicians use it,
Prepared by DR.. J. B,adfeld, Atlanta,
Georgia. Price: trial size. roc; large eize,
81 30. For sale by all druggists.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

or English doctors, Radcliffe made over
NJ cad, $25, 900; Baltic, $4,000; Sir II. Hal
ford, $50 600, and Sir b. Brodie, $4,000
la the year but one before his retire.
ment the largest income Known. Rad.
oliifo once received 5000 as Il special fee
for Waiting Lord Albemhrle at Nemur,
Granville 5000 and his travelling
expenses for visit 30 st. Petersburg, and
recently Sir w. Gull 5000 each for two
visito to Pau and 1880 Tor travelling to
Perthshire and remaining II week with
patient. But the fee of fees was that re-
ceiysd by De. Dinesdae in l7G6 for inocu-
lating the Empress Catherine and her son
at st. Petersburg, viz: $4,000 paid docD,
a pension OF S., 500 for life, and the dignity
of a baron.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
Tho Portals of the Hend,

The Portals of the Head,
The lips, allow the escape OF q foul
breath when the teeth are coated with i'm
purities or falling into decay through neg
lect. II you would not well.nigh nauseate
your friends and inspire strangers with dis
gust, rid your mouth Of such Augean
odors by purifying your teeth with .Sozo
don't, which, If they are not past redemp.
ton, will revive their pristine Wilderness,
and reinforce tina shakier members OF the
dent nj family
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Attention ia called to the advertisement
OF Mr.. Kane Shields In another column, who
Is acknowledged as one among the most 40
complished decorative artists in the coun-
try. He keeps full stock Of all goods In
his line, which he offers at Wholesale and
retail. He gives special attention TO house
decoration. The HERALD can assure II:
readers that Mr.. Shields Is reliable and
prompt in ell his business engagements,
and ss one with whom II is always pleas
ure 10 transact business.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

When you visit or leave New York City
save baggage, expresses or carriage hire and
stop ct The Grand Union hotel, opposite the
rooms, fitted up at cost Of 81 100000. re-
duced to 81 and upwards per day. Euro
pean plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied
with the best. Horse cars, stays and ele-
waited railroads 10 all depots. Families can
live better for less money at the Grand
Union hotel than IN any otner nrst-class
hotel In the city.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
Horrors of Mineral Poisoning.

Horrors of Mineral Poisoning.
81 have been poisoned with mercury and
potash |" Is the tale of thousands who write
our physicians in regard to treatment OF
blood and skin diseases, and 1t would seem
that what they say must be true, for 1t is
with one accord" II you have been
poisoned in this way or have any blood or
skin disease or cancer, send TO US for tres.
tise on blood and akin diseases, which will
be mailed free.
The Swift Specific Co.. Drawer ., Atlanta
Georpia
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

McClellsn's artistic work in photography
during the three years he has been located
IN Dallas, has given him a state reputation
Tor fine work. Visitors to the city are al.
vays welcome 7Q5 Main street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Cow Ponies for Sale.
Fifty good COW ponies for sale by the
Texas a. Mexican Land g. Investment CON-
pany, 723 Main street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Why, Bauman keeps full line OF elove7,
neckware, oorsets, ladies underwear, How
ers, ribbons, silks, satins and everything
for ladies wear, Mary so TO Bauman's be-
fore you buy elsewhere.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

With Durkee's salad dressing there is no
waste or disappointment. You are certain
to produce q good salad. IL costs lees than
homemade, and is, besides, superb Ia
BILE sauce.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

The Rev. Geo. II. rnayer, OF Bourbon,
Ind, says. "Both IpySeii and VIE oWo cur |
lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure" Sold
bv J. M. House. Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
Burnett's Cocoaine.

THE BEer OF ALL HAIR DRESSINGS.
1t sllsya irritation, removes all tendency
10 dandruf, and invigorates the action OF
the oapillaries in the highest degree, thus
promoting a vigorous and healthy growth
OF hair. It's effect upon the glossiness ana
riohness of the hair is such a. cannot be
surpsssed Rurnett's Flsvoring Extracts
sra 'fha hf -
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

j. T.. williams
Has sold drugs in Dallas longer than ca
other man. He will not be lett In the rau
Go and sec him.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

That hacking cough can be 30 quickly
cured by Shilch's Cure. We guarantee 1t.
Bold by w. n. Patterson q co.. druggists,
Dellas. Texas-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
What Chicago Did.

Chauncey M. Depew, OF New York, de-
livered speech at the opening Of the Pro.
ducs exchange Of that city, in the course OF
which he said 1.-TWO years ago the specu-
lators OF Chicago, acting upon theory
which might have been well enough IL food
products could have been purchased by
Egrope only from Americs, by gigantic
corners and other artificial processes drove
the price OF wheat up to fabulous figures:
The effect was magical ana
reused TO efforts to share In this won
derful wealth OF annual haryests peoples
who had slumbered for centuries. The
Russian railways penetrated the rich mould
along the Black sea and elevators were butt
at Odessa. English capitalists fur
nished seeds and Implements to the
patient Hindoo, and the British govern.
ment ran railroads through the valleys oil
India. The Greek Ialands awoke to
new life, and the banks Of the Nile once
more responded to intelligent culture. And
now we are exporting gold instead Of wheat
and accommodating debts instead Of dollars.
In the wheat pit OF Chicago in a single year
was buried more Of the future prosperity Of
the republic than the sum OF all the traffic
which flows through the great city would
mount up tn in decade"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

weIIs'.ssRough ON corns." -.
Ask for Welis "Rougn on Corns." loc
Quick, complete, permanent cure. Corni
warts. bunions.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

What said tho Press nssocist.yn OF the
Glen Lea truck They sad: Verify 1t IL
good; the press OF their vineyard surpasseth
the press OF Texas"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

"Mrs. Anderson, That hat Is so becom-
ing" "Why yes, / always like to 80 to
Bauman's. They do keep the nicent
goods"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Group, whooping cough and bronchitis
Immediately relieved bv Shiloh's Cave. Solo
by ]. M. House. Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23
Paint Your House.

Paint Your House.
ROSE CITY MIXED PAINT
Produces rich, glossy surface, will not fade
nor chalk OF, but remains firm and dura-
bic. il ready for use. We guarantees ~
HAMILTON n You've. s8 Elm street, deal
err In wall psper. window glass, paints, ar
lists materials. picture frames.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

For lame back, side OF cnest use Shiloh's
Porous Plaster. Prics Is cents. Sold by
J. M. House Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, wbooping cough and bronchitis.
Sold by J. M. House, Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Group, whooping Cough, and even Asth-
ma Immediately relieved by Acker's I'm
glish Remedy. Sold by W. H-PAtte rson
10
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To the wholesale trade we offer extra in
ducements. Address, Il. Bauman, 1Vo Elm
street. Dallas. Tex.
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scImperishnbic."

sImperishnbic."
Days and even weeks after the applioa'
ton ::of the genuine Murray. & Lanman
Florida Water the handkerchief
rich fragrance. 1t Is this pc.
culiar advantage over all other toilet prep
arations that has won for this world famed
perfume the expressive designation OF "im-
psrishable" by which II is generally known.
10 distinguish the genuine article from its
numerous limitations look ont for the
sTrsde Mark" which consists Of q narrow
white strip label bearing the facsimile
Ggnature Of Lanman & Ksmp, New York,
sole pPoprietors.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure Is
sold by us on q guarantee. 1t cures con
utnption. Sold bv NJ. House Dallas
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

A nasal injector free with esch bottle o
Ehiloh's Catarrb Remedy. Price oO cents
Sold By j. M. House, Dallas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

sbfloh's Cure viii Immediately relieve
Group. vhooping cough and bronchitis
aold bv J. N. Honss
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mn C,,y,r, q Co',s si,xed Paints.

Vnne, Calvert a Co.'s Mixed Paints.
Having been appointed sole agent for
this well-known and reliable paint l am
prepared 10 supply consumers and the
trade at manufacturers prices. This paint
has been extensively used 10 this state for
over fifteen years, and has given universal
satisfaction. The company authorizes me
TO guarantee every gallon sold.
X. SHrKLDs.
Desler in window and plate glass, wall
...r ,I.uy ohndaa g.la Kim street.
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Sic s-ii "Doa't, bu, q re- INST, chew
Spring That's the best"
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Main Street Entrance
To the Clear Lake saloon is through Ed
Maritime livery stabla.
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Hammocks, Indian cuss and base bal
uupplies, ~ ]. b. FearS. 606 Main street.
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IneIe IL becfet ABOUT
Mexican Female Remedy

Which I'LL ladies should know. See our
Circular at your druggist.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

Not Holes Only.
Other plasters have holes. but Benson's
Capcine Porous Plasters alone have genu'
inc healing virtues. IS cents.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-05-23

For any case of tho following diseases which
tho medical fraternity have pronounced Incur
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-10

The business of selling western lands
on fraudulent deeds in the east seems
to be extensively carried on by those
who have embarked in the enterprise.
We scarcely pick up western exchange
but what some transaction of this kind
is being ventilated by the press. The
latest that has come under our observa-
ton was a deal made in Hitchcock
county lands by one of these sharks.
Chas. Walters and wife sold to NJ. Mar
quis. of HUNTSVILLE, Ohio. the south
half section 8, town l, range 35 west.
Consideration 81 900. The deed, which,
even to casual observer, was fraud
upon its face, was sent to Clerk Perry
to be recorded, who, no doubt, has in
formed the purchaser that he has been
victimized. The land is on the south
side of the Republican, close to the town
of Stratton, and in strip of country
where there is nothing but sand hills
and utterly worthless except for graz
ing purposes. The government officers
are we'll aware of these fraudulent sales,
but what steps, if any, have been taken
to apprehend the rascals and stop the
business is not known. At all events,
the gang ought to be broken up.-Cul-
bertson Sun.