The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1884-12-11

it is fortunate for New York that
it las suci 4 nciyhhor as DIuoklyn.
for the city al churches acts Us q po-
Iitical and religious balance wheel to
us beni hted sinners o.. this side OF the
river and keeps us lnetapioricailv V up
to standard time. New York cannot
be called strictly o. oitliodox. Free
thinking aud loose scientific notions
flourish like green bay tree. and if
you HAPPEN to mention such 4 thing
as Il miracle, these new fedSed phil
oSOphers say with Spencer and Hux-
ley, prove it. But as | remarked at
the beginning New York is fortunate
in lying so near to Brooklyn. and
Brook! yn IS for unatc i'll possessing
two SUCH enterprising aud energetic
ministers rs Justin y. Fulton and
Dewitt Talmage. Ii the kepubli-
cans had only followed Fui on's ad
vice Blaine would have been l'resi-
dent to-day, while 'ralmage knocked
the underplnning from Darwin. lux
ley, Herber. Spencer and Tyndall,
a4d proyeh satisfactorily to himself
that they were nothing but set OF
presusnlng lgnoralnusts, WHO were
playing upon the crcdu!lty Of o con-
tis;lng world 1t is lucky for Dar-
win that he died befose lie was So
completely sqV2lched by Talmage.
You vii! see at i glance the superior
ity OF Ta!Ma5e. Darwin was only u
thcorlst, drealuer WHO drew his
conclusions frnIn ius OF 'struse
aGd disconnected fac >, uut Talmagr
knnEs exactly low tnc tiiing was done
and SIS o matter OF course. It is much
more satisfactory TO !iavv tne evidence
of = man ti.at KNOWS like ralmage
tlan fellows who ouly think they
know, like Huxley, Darwin, Spencer
and Iynda!!: The OLD Mosaic account
OF Adam sud Eye IN the Gsrden OF
Eden. is good enough for Talmage; !;
lie don't want to 90 back to the time
w!icn Adam great, ,g:-at.great grand
father sat up on the top Of 3 seyensY
foot telegraph pole cracking cocoa
nuts for his breakfast, or mpnching
bananas or guayas for his supper;
no r!ng-tailsd monkey f'.r Tallnage.
1t is Iauci' easier Tor Talnlage to he
lieYe tia, Eve was manufactured out
OF rib, than that rl,e wss evoluted
from q Pollywog. At any rate he
settled Darwin's hash, and you need
not expect to hear Of him again:
Great man, great man, Talmage.
Fulton holds out at the Tabernacle,
otherwise known AMONG the protane
as the R;';k. It's one OF the largest
buildings in ~i;raoklyn. 1t was here
that the Nyangelists Moody snd San.
key soYed their gospel seed about
Ten years ago; seed, which | regret
TO say, @as not sown on fallow ground,
but whiel fell AMONG the rocks and
was devoured by the foWis Of the nj ,
for scarcely . sickly shoot remains
to mark the passage OF the Evangel.
lists. Aft that the Rink served the
uurigL teous for walking matches and
boxing ma'ches, profsne dances and
other wicked doings. At last it was
rescued from the clutches of Satan
by Brother Fulton, and for the last
four years he has been having 3 hand
to hand fight with the EoF!d, the Aesh
and the d-l. BSotheF Fulton believes
with the Rev. DR.. Burchard that the
Democratic purtyis the party Of Rum,
komanis,n and Rebellion, and he
feels assured that If Brother Blaine
had only nailed DR.. Bprchard E aag
TO his masthead. he would have lett
Grover CleyeIand to the quiet seclu
sion Of our capital at Albany aE6
James G. Blaine wonll haze made 6
triumphant .larch pu the White
| House in the City Of: Washington
Wien will our SPECIALIZED stateaI ei
learn wisdom? Here vas Blaine il
brooklyn, he might just as well have
| called on Fulton as not, and Fn!to!
could have told him jus: how 10 win
ont wi II napardongble stupidity il;
did uot call on Fulton. and behold
; 5i.e result: he 4:'t I.t.: s,r,cf !.!:.
ri:>i:;. II gill he !; @4?@:s:iI IL ;?iE
! urxt rFs&i,fentia! eaMa!G::i:c,
Thanksgiving week. Tie store
! are. ali filled with fine goods snti fcc1
; now till New Years We ma; look IS
q grand holiday 'isAs T.:
Taking up the papers you hear tIl'
cry OF hard times: Ii is didicul
thing to realize it as you walk throug
the great thoroughfares Of New Yovl