Smyrna times., 1884-10-08
Here and Elsewhere.

A barber's last yawp-next.
Coal is to 1915 for a long ton.
A swap-Bisstone and Gladmark.
An instantaneous peel-Banana peel.
A State often at sea-New-ah-York.
The true tourist takes his outing
now.
The Japanese hollow out logs for
drains.
A Michigander is importing pine
from Louisiana.
Australians are prejudiced against
American horses.
In Virginia prayers are offered In the
churches for rain.
Naval cadets, who resign upon grad
uatiOn, get 81 900.
The Philadelphia shyster lawyer is
fast passing away.
Walking clubs are finding favor
with young ladies.
Don't you run-dOes not imply
coward nowadays.
The long night of the Arctic regions
is about setting in.
New York is lately given to much
marrying illegally.
An epidemic of murder appears to
atfiict New Jersey.
The cholera in Europe has claimed
IA, l32 victims so far.
Baltimore is trying to check the
whirlpool of gambling.
A Mexican, on his way to church,
throws a kiss to the sun.
Steel barrels, on their way, will rele-
! gate cOopers to oblivion.
Everyone is getting disgusted with
campaign mud-throwing.
Less than $25 will settle a $1,OOO,OOO
estate, in Philadelphia now.
The ships of all nations, in ballast,
are nOseing here for freights.
PhotOgraphing river bottoms is about
to take the place of sOundings.
Cheap motors and type-setting ma
chimes are already doing wonders.
The town of Alton, Pa, has had a
swath cut through it by cyclone.
Light chilled-iron cultivating imple-
ments are in demand in Southland.
Ordinary Chinese mating laid on
mattress will bring refreshing sleep.
Duff" the sailors dessert, is made
of dough, raisins and pinch of tallow.
BituminOus coal as a steam producer
is setting its brother anthracite aside.
One Southern negro is worth three
Hindo Coolies, and all four need driV-
/ ing.
Prince Plon PlOn asserts that obese
e men should never aspire to be empe-
. rOrs.
!, If silence is golden, and speech is
! silvern, slander is lead-en them all
now.
n A Siberian mayor is always formally
q presented with the keys of the water
:. tank.
1t must be conceded that the signers
: to liquor license are for inn-depend-
Il ence.
Lightning rods unless embedded in
, moist ground will do more harm than
i good.
5, Ifwheat were -four the cheapness of
n the former would amount to sOme-
IS thing.
The Grand Army of the Republic
d will buy the whole of the Gettysburg
le battlefield.
If Theatrical road combinations are
,e paying their leading players 500 a
y week, now.
u The American Line Steamers have
Overhauled their refrigerators to carry
,r frozen beef.
a GA Kirmess will be held the COM
anES ing winter at the Academy of Music,
% ~ Philadelphia.
n, The prolonged drought is causing
OF spontaneous combustion in manure
a heaps elsewhere.
1t is a little singular that the Texas
he fever should attack cattle elsewhere
't- and not in Texas.
m, The yearly advertising of the Pears
de Soap Company, of London, England, is
lr- well on to 100000.
re Tea will grow in this country from
nd New Jersey to the laughing waves of
the Gulf of Mexico.
Assessments are net made now, but
all OficehOlders are expected to contribute
ut to the fund for fun.
he
M "When whistling winds and MUIR
O6 dering guns brings autumn's pleasant
70, weather." are ON US.
82' Wealthy Eastern Episcopalians pro-
be pose founding a grand denominational
13 colony in New Mexico.
;S as From $4,000 to less than S, 600 now
- represents the fees for the sheriff o.
Philadelphia, county, Pa.
on The Philadelphia Record has added
pal a new feature in journalism, by issuing
rk, orders for coal over the counter.
raj
ing For leagues in the interior of the
ing deserts of North Africa traces of an
rch cient water-cOurses are now visible.
ne
by A Home for reformed convicts il
ion New York, is about the only plac
vas they are not shadowed by detectives
lch
Gangs of large cutter-discs are nov
being successfully used in quarries, t.
be- take out stone, instead of wastefu
ina, blasting.
ntS The prominent New Workers c
in twenty years ago have passed to tn
mo- sad, solitary and alone retirement of
II of great city.
ibb"t Records have recently been discON
Ionr cred attesting an Assyrian observatio
of the transit of Venus, 900 years b'
fore the Christian era.
'zen, Years ago the State of New YOT
aper offered 100000 for propeller whe'
was that would not cause waves to was
ting against canal banks, and the money
1000 there yet.
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