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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
uuMoRoTs MATTgRs

A swell affair A boil.
What Is garbage? An offal nui.
sanee.
No political candidate Is hero TO
his opponent.
The lady who uses powder should
certainly wear shot goods.
The unkindest cuts Of NIL. The cuts
Of the Presidential candidates.
BIsmsrk cannot prevent the Amer.
lean hog from turning TO Greece.
Invallds are advised to'flIve in the
SUM-" The query Is how TO get there.
The business man as well as the re-
lIgIous one should beware OF false
profits.
When a man offers a secondhand
bicycle for sale he has evidently met
with downfall.
II Is said that they are now max
Ing -four from wood. IL Is 10 be hop
ed that 1t has good grain.
A bachelor lawyer says no Is we'd
ded to his profession. His sister, an
old maid, Is husbandlng her re-
sources.
When you go 10 sec your girl, car
~ affection In Jour heart, perfection
In your manner ard confection In
your pockets.
Longfellow wrote. "L4earn TO Ia
Dor and tp wal :" A great mauy city
girls are wa tlng hut aiIl never learn
to labor.
We do not believe In Arctic expe-
ditions, but We would like 10 send u
good many long-haIred reformers to
the BARRIERS po'e.
"How do you know when cv-
clone Is coming?" asked u stranger oi
q Western man. son! We get wind
OF it," was the reply.
The North Pole Is evidently angry
because Lieut.. Greedy has been found,
and 1t has been stirring up our sum
mer weather with It's coolest end.
An American lady Inaried 10 an
italian prince a year ago has already
left him. Some American girls art
too proud TO travel around with q
tambourlne all day.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29

1t is said that the Eastern prophet
Mohammed was so fond of his favorite
cat that, when it fell asleep ON his robe
one day, he cut off the sleeve rather
than disturb the slumber of the cat :
and it is said that to this 5sy almost
every Mohammedan in those Eastern
countries has cat in his house which
he loves and makes to share all his
comforts.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
AEE wa a DRINKING PEOPLE.

The Charleston Neios and Courier
says series Of tables has been issued
by the Bureau Of Statistics which
shows the comparative consumption
Of liquors In this country, and a stu
dy OF II reveals some facts that arc
not Pleasing TO lovers Of temperance.
For instance, In the taIec years end
Ing with 1888, the increase in the
consumption of distilled spirits was
1884 per cent, Of wine q, ,43 per
cent, and OF Matt liquors G3.s5 per
cent. This may be taken as an encour-
aging sIgu,in that the increase In malt
liquors 30 greatly exceeded that in
spirits /; and Is often said that such
figures show that beer Is driving out
whisky. The facts scarcely seem
to warrant hat conclusion. The In
crease In population for the three
years named was probably not mach
over 10 per cent, and certainly
not over 20 per cent. II would seem
therefore, that the comparative In
creas In malt-liquor drinking was not
because men loved whisky less, but
because they loved beer more.
II the relative amount OF consump-
tlon is not specially encouraging, the
absolute amount Is still less so. In
the three years mentioned the amount
consumed was eleven and q half gal
Ions Of liquor Of one sort or another
for each man woman and child in the
country. This gives nearly four gall
Ions a year. But two-thirds Of the
population, roughly speaking Is COM
posed Of women and children and men
who do not drink at all so that the
average for each man who indulges
to any degree whatever is at least 12
gallons a year. 1t Is true that the
consumption of coffee Is increasing
faster than that OF liquor, each person
being credited last year with about
ten pounds, or perhaps fifteen gallons.
Whether this Is an encouraging fact
for the cause Of real temperance, our
readers must judge for themselves.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
Administrator Notice,

NToTIcE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
IN the undersigned has this day been
appointed Administrator of the estate of
Oregon, deceased, by the Probate Court for
Linn county Oregon, All persons having
claims against said estate are hereby no.
titled to present the same properly veri-
fed to the undersigned at Albany, Oregon
within six months from this date.
This the 4th day of August, 1884.
w. NJ. KETcaUM,
WEATHERFoRD a. BLACKBURN,
Att'ys for Administrator.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29

Many OF our subscribers a. PTineville
have requested us - nauIo some one a
Prinoville 70 whom sbey could pay sub
scrptions. For the convenience Of oil oar
subscribers at that place We have left ac-
counts at tho Office OF J. \. Duncan who
will recsiyo AMI recipt for subscriptions
dus or 10 become duo to the DEMOCRAT.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
Farm for sale.

One hundred and forty acres, nine
miles above Lebanon. 30 acres IN cul.
tivatlon. 10 acres siashed and sown to
rass Comfortable dwelling. good
outhouses. Cheap. Inquire at this
filce.
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OF ANOTHER AGE.
Gradually sHppianGed by n Better Article
CeFtaIa Old TiIaes are Done Away.

In the general reception room Of the Western
Union Telegraph building on broadway, SeW York,
are exhibited the coarse crude and clumsy instTu.
meats Of the infancy Of the telegraph They are
only relies Low. More perfect machinery has super
seded them.
Years ago what Is styled tbs old.fashioned porous
plaster did some good service There was then moth.
Ing better Of the kind. Now alt that has changed.
Science aud STUDY have gone deeper into the secrets
Of medicine and produced BENSONs CAPClNE PoR.
Gus PLASTER. which embodies all the excelleneIes
thus far possible in external remedy. The old
Piasters are slow-the Capene ID rapid they were
uneertain-the CapcIne Is sure Cheaper articles
bear similar names. Bs careful, therefore, that
some thrifty druggist does not deceive you Price
rs cents.
scabury & johnson, Chemist, New Fork.
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Tor tre1tu,ent melienes can DC seut cVeryuherc D
xurss Fe from observation. IL i ssif-eydent that
4 physician vino gives his whole attention 70 class
OF diseases zttains great skill and physicians tAFOus
out the country knowing this frequently recOnInrtd
difficult cases to the oldest specialist, by whom ever
known good remedy Is used. The DocioEs age anu
experience make his opinion OF supreme Importance
sY-Those who call see To one but the DceloF. Con-
situations free and EaeTedly confidential. Cases
which have failed n obtaining relief elsev bers espec-
ialiy solicited Female diseases successfully treated
The Doctor will agree 10 foriet 81 o01 for ease I'M
dertsken not cured Call write iours, daily from
8 A. u to p m. . 10 evenings sundsyb 10 %
Il only Send for the sanitarist Guide to u! salth,
seut free. Address Ez aboSe
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The democratic voters employed by
the Vermont Marble company at Suth-
erland Falls, and who have purch ased
a Cleveland and Hendricks flag, have
been ordered by Ex-Gov. Proctor, pres
ident of said company, not to re:se it
and not to assist in any democratic rat
i6cation.
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&. n. u. TIME TABIF.
Albany station.
DEPARruRE Of TRAINS.
Am rraln. aalIy. ereep. sunaay.

NorIcE.--on and aftor this date regular
tickets will bo sold at our ticket Office for
following points on Columbia river: Upper
Cascades, Dailes, Umatilla, Wallula,
Waila Walla and Ainsworth.
WILL. II. RICE,
Freight and Ticket Agent
o. q g. X. y. Co.
Albany, Juno 18th, 1881.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29

A tusk seven feet long and four
teeth weighing three pounds each
have been dug up In New Jersey.
They are supposed TO be the remains
of the Jersey mosquito.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
THE
DR.. LlERlG

Private Dtspeusaf3s
800 Geary ST., san Francisco Cal
sss2
Conducted by Quaiihcd Physicians
and SuTgeous-FegulaF graduates.
IS The oldest specialists iu the
United States, life long experience,
TtrfeeE method ard pure medicine.
iusuTe spstdy and permanent CURES
Il all hiXAtr, ChTCnic and Nervous
Diseases Affections Of the Flood.
Skin, Kidneys, Bladder. EFuptlolis.
Ulcers, Old SORES, Swelling Of the
Glands, sore Mouth. Threat Bone
Pains. permanently cured and eradi-
Gated from the system for life.
NERVOUS Debility, 1mpotency,
Seminal Losses, Sexual Decay, Men
tai and Physical weakness, Failing
Memory, Weak Eyes. stunisd Dc
yel0I meut ,Impedimeniz % Marriage
etc. from excess OF Youthful fJllies,
oT any cause, speedily. safely and
privately cured.
Kouag. MtsidIe-AEed and Old
met, and all Who need medical skiii
and experience, consult ths old
European Physician a. once. Ills
opinion eszts nothing, auI may
save future misery and shame.
When incouyenisnt 10 yisi, the city
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
WATERLOO SAW
MILL.
WATERLOO, OREGON.

WATERLOO, OREGON.
Six miles above Lebanon,
the south side of the Santi-
am River, opposite Water
90 soda Springs. Good
roads, no hills, accessible at
all seasons.
Postoflice, Waterloo, Or.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29

LeRfehau's Golden HaIsam Yo.I
cures ChaneTes, fret and second stages /: sores
TIE legs and body Syphilitc CatarTh, dise4sed &C
and all primary forms Of the disease keowp a.
hills. Price, s. per bottle
LeRIehau's Golden GIaIsam No. 2
Cures Tertiary, Mercurizl SyphiIitIc Rheutnztisn,
secondary stages. Pains in the Bones. liberated
Throat, Syphilitie Rash Lumps, ETC., and graduates
All diseases from the system, whether caused BY bad
treatment or abuse Of mercury. Ieayin0 The blood
pure and healthy. Price, S per bo.tle.
Sent everywhere, C.. o. d., securely packed per ex
press.
T. T. RICHARDS & Co., Agents, 4z7 & 40
saiisome street, Corner Cly, san Francisco
California
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DIV .

the vital fluid passing EnObscrved into the urhe ana
many other diseases leading to insanity aud death
DR nINrIE will agree % forfeit Five Hundred
Dollars for a case Of this kind the vital uestora'
tive (under his special advice and trestue't w' "+
eure OF for anything impure or injurious found IN
IT, Dr. Mintle treats all private diseases successfully
without mercury. Consultation free. Through ca
animation and advice including analysis OF urine. -
Price Of Vital Restorative 50 bottle. or four times
the quantity e. sent ANY address upon receipt Of
price or C. d D. secure from observation and In Fi'
vzte II desired, by DR.. A. r. AtNTlE, ii heAFney
street, San Francisco, Cal.
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seminal Weakness, night losses By dreams, PIN
pies on the face and loss Of manhood positively be
cured The sick and afflicted should not fail TO call
upon him. The Doctor has Travelled extensively in
Europe and inspected thoroughly the various nospi
- there, obtaining great deal Of valuable lnIona-
ton, which he iscompetent 70 impart 20 those in need
OF his services. DR.. GIBB0S will make no charge
unless he eject a cure. Persons at = distance MAY
BE- CURED AT HOME. All cor 'nunications
strictly confidential. You one bu, the Doctor.
Send ten dollars for package Of medicine. Persons
writing TO the Doctor will please state the of the
paper they see this advertisement in Charges rea-
sOnable Call or write. Address DR.. J. r. GIBBON,
Box 1857, San Fr.Heiseo. The Doctor cures when
others fail Try him. vIsn43
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For Sale.

Ono half block Ia eastern part of the
city with fair house and barn vail be sold
cheap.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29
DR.. LIEgIG's.
Wonderful German Inyls o. Ter

Wonderful German InyIs o. Ter
Permanently prevents all Unnatural Iosses from the
system 10 1es tbs nerves, strengthens the muscles,
checks the vase invigorates the whoe $ item. and
restores the afflicted 20 Health and BsPfsiness-
The reason 50 many cannot get cured of Seminal
Weakness Loss Of Manhood. etc, Il owing % e0m-
plieatiOn called ProstatoFrhea with Bypesaeihesia
which requires peculiar treatment. Dr.. L.ebgs In
vgorator the only positive cure for ProsiAiohea,
With peculiar special treatment used at the Lebig
Djspensary.
Price OF InvIgoFafoT. So. Case Of six bottles
so. Sent 70 any address, covered securely from OBJ
seryztiOn.
Most powerful electric belts free 20 pa;ienis
To prove the wonderful poser of the iuTi- o-a.O-.
A Sc Bottle Given or seat Free.
Consultation free and private.
Call or address
LIEBGG DIsPENs1EI,
40 GearY Street, San Francisco, Ca.
Private entrance s05 Mason Street, four blocks up
Gezry Street from Kesruey, Nam entrance thrOrgh
Drug Store.
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oUn AGENTs.

Following arc the DEMocnAr's duly Eu.
thorikgd assats 20 receive subscriptions or
money for the same
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29

Sample bottle free. Sent o. application by letter.
stating symptom, and asc- Communications
strictly confidential.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-08-29

DR., Nn,ie's Kidney Remedy, SephroteuHi, cures
all kinds Of kidney and bladder complaints gonorEhaa,
gleet leouchoFThsna- For sale BY all druggists IL
bottle or six bottles for -.
DIR. Antie Dzndelioa Pills the best and cheap
est Dyspepsia and Bilious In the matEct. fnF
sale bY ali druggists.
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Wool on subscf iptioa is wantel at the
DEYOsRAT cfice.
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The Great English Rene

Isa never falling cure for
Nervous Debility, Seminal
Weakness, Exhausted Vi
|tality, Spermatofrhna.
|LOar sEANmOOD. isai.
potency, Paralysis, ailsl all
terrible effects ut Self.
Abuse, youthful follles, and
xeegses In inatuFer years
such as loss of Memory,
|i.assitnde, Euiissian. Aver.
sion 10 Society. psnness II
Vision. Noises in the Head,
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PATENTS

Obtained and all other businessgin the T. 8 Patent
Office attendeded TO for moderate fees.
Our Office is opposit the U. S. Patent Office, and
We can obtain Patents less time than those remote
from Washington
send mOdle drawing. We advise as to patent
ability free Of charge and we make charge unless
We obtain patent.
We refer here, 70 the Postmaster the Supt of
Money Order Div. and 70 officials of the u s. Patent
Oidec- For circular, ADVICE terms, and eferences
oaetu2 ciieuts in your own State county, Tddress
C.. A. SNOW g. CO..
o.oositei Patent Office Washington n
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To the Unfortunate!
DR.. GIBBONS
Dispensary.

600 KEARNY ST.,
UEO corner Of CONNER
eial Street, San Francisco.
Established in 1884, for
the treatment Of Sexual
and Seminal Diseases, such
as G6n0rPhea. GIeet,
sfPicture,s syphilis In al
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-28
British Bits.

LONDON, December D. - George
Augustus Sala sailed to-day for New
York, and on February 14th leaves San
Francisco for Australia.
The news from Egypt is not Of the
most satisfactory character. 1t APP
pears WolseIey has decided to abandon
the attempt to reach Shendy by
thus cutting off the great bend
in the Nile. The difficulties OF the way
seem to him too great to be sur
mounted with the resources at his COM
mand. Instead of the desert route, ne
will use the road from Meraweh to
Berber. likewise through the desert, but
much shorter than the other. He has
accordingly changed his base from
Korti TO Meraweh. This change places
the relief of Khartoum two months
further into the future than expected.
General Wolseley is far from satisfied
with the arrangements with the expedl-
ton. He has sent furious complaints to
the war office of the inefficiency and alb
solute breakdown OF the transport and
commiSSary services. Although q good
two months, have elapsed since the
pioneer corps left Sarass, only l, 800 of
the 1000 men composing the full
force. of the expedition have
reached Korti, British ENJOYS left
Korti for Kabbabish. ENJOYS
will endeavor-to persuade the Mahdi's
tribes to enter into an alliance with the
English. The admiralty has awakened
to the fact that the precent facilities for
coalilg war vessels at home and foreign
stations are not what it ought to be. 1t
has therefore appointed special naval
committee to look into the matter, and
instructed it to report means to improve
the present facilities which could be
easily and quickly extended in case Of an
outbreak of war, and which would
make such step necessary or desire
able,
The Army and Nary Gazette contra
diets the statement of United States
Senator Blair, that the British govern
ment was negotiating for the purchase
of Ericsson's submarine gun and pro-
iectile torpedo. The Gazette says:
Ericsson's invention would revolution
ize naval warfare, but financial reasons
will prevent its use by the various gov
ernments. "
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Stag Again.
PAvIUs.
To the Editor of THE HERALD:

To the Editor of THE HERALD:
As taxpayers and citizens we are get
ting a little uneasy in regard to our
streets. We are willing to pay a reason
able tax at any time, and have been
contented with the efforts of the city in
the past, for they have done the best
they could to make our lain thorough
fares paSsable; but now we have a bet
ter material on hand, with light cost, at
the smelters. Let some of the coveted
Stag find its way into our streets, for it
muddy condition. Another make
shift experiment could be made
until the Stag gets here (it will
have to Gomez and that is to turn the
firemen loose on the mud and placer
mine for hard pan, providing any
receptacle for the rich soil can be found
in the lower wards. If we look ahead
to the breaking up of the winter, we
can see disease oozing out of the we'll
mixed and impregnated street deposit.
Why not wash while water is plenty2
Some argue that bed of cobble covered
with sand is good. True, but it is not
good enough; for, on examining West
Temple, in places ruts are being made
by the constant wear caused by team
ing. The cobbles are soft and pulVerize
easily. Stag will resist much better,
when given but a slight coat
ing, to fill up the ereyices.
This coating could be made
by the city boarders while not on street
duty in stormy weather, with good
hammers, and at the same time give
them amusement and keep them out OF
sof hnl r1c
along in the matter, and, candidly, the
condition of our streets is of such ma
ture, that unless something is done we
must not be surprised to have sickness
break out along the disease-soaked
roads. J.
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A Story OF thesea.

New YORK, December 27.-J. w. Cath
crime, Master of the steamer Chattahooc-
hee,makes thefollowing statement: About
2,30., December 26, fifteen miles north of
the Winter Quarters light-ship, 1 sighted
q three-masted schooner under
close-rigged main and mizzensails,
ensign union down. [ bore away for
her and the vessel was reported having
sprung a leak, and the crew wished to
be taken off. They said their boat was
stove. I then placed the steamer in
such q position as to shelter the
schooner as much as possible. lowered
boat in charge of my second officer.
The boat returned IN about an hour
failing to rescue any of the schooner's
crew because of the high sea- which
prevented it getting along side. The
second officer had received injuries
in the boat which made it impos-
Slble for him to again
attempt the rescue. Another boats
crew volunteered to make a second at
tempt. They were supplied with life
buoys and lines, and after sew
eral attempts succeeded in getting
n life buoy on the schooner The first
mate OF the schooner secured himself to
the buoy, jumped overheard and
was picked up by the life boat.
Tn life buoy was now broken
and useless, and it was i'm
possible to get very near the schooner
on account of the severe gale and high
sea. As night was setting in, with rain
and sleet and increasing wind,
which was drifting the ship
into shallow water, [ was
compelled, for the safety of my own
vessel, passengers and crew, to aban-
don the schooner, and was forced, very
reluctantly, to put my ship to sea. The
name of the Inflated schooner was AriS
Pardce. She was loaded with cement
for Philadelphia. The schooner and
the remainder of the crew were prob
ably lost.
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their labors. The indomitable energy
and bravery of the City Marshal were
next drawn upon to assist in solving this
| perplexed problem. He, together with
| several members Of the police force
went to the place of alteration. Upon
| the arrival of those who enforce the
majesty of the law, the Shupe brothers
were apparently cowed, and sullenly
submitted to the completion of the
fence. During the night, the fence was
RACED TO the ground, and the morning
sun beamed complacently upon the five
stalwart Shupes, who, standing back to
back, defied the city authorities to res
urrect the fence, and threatened to
slaughter any and all who disputed
their pretended rights. Although this
formidable array did not in
the least terrify the representatives
of the city, it was not considered neces-
sary to engage in a bloody battle to OBJ
tain possession of the land Atpresent
the Shupes are exultantly triumphant,
but their victory is but temporary, for
the city has entered suit for the posses
sion of the land, and the Shupes will
soon be elected by the stern arm of the
law.
THE CATHOLIC Fair is opened fer the
inspection of the public. While saunter-
ing through the labyrinth of sight
seerS. the other evening, we were
astonished and surprised by the stu
pendous array of elegant articles dis
played by the church of Constantine.
Tables, strewn with the handiwork of
the ladies, neat, delicate and beauti-
full; the walls clothed with the
rarest and most valuable specimens of
art, that the city can affo-d; BOOTH
hung with gems of trade, the very
sublimity of elegance; sylph-like fairies
fitting here and there in earnest endeav-
ors to dispose to the privileged gazer
opportunities or chances to obtain pos
session OF these marvels of beauty; all
combined to dazzle the eye of the guest
and cause him to fancy that he had
been transported to the tabled land of
Turkey land that he was in the midst of
the scenes of Oriental grandeur.
TRAINS on the various railroads are
running very regularly. The Utah
Northern arrives and departs spas
medically. Those who have recently
that Montana is one gigantic
snowbank. A postal clerk is authority
for the statement that four engines
drawing three cars were sixteen hours
in travelling twenty-eight miles.
SOME ONE remarked at the depot the
other morning, that the Utah Central
would never loose its prestige as long as
it retained its present employees. At
any rate, their agent in this city, Mr..
Jno ]. Reeves, is one of the most popu-
lar and proficient young men in Nor
thern Utah.
THE D. & r. G.. has apparently re-
tired from active service, while the Utah
Central monopolizes the passenger
travel.
PAYIUs.
Ogden, Dec. 9th, 1884.