St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1884-07-26
MISCELLANEOUS,

Two hundred thousand herring
were landed at one haul. recently, OF
the Northeast River, Virginia.
1t is the custom along the Rio
Grande for Mcxicans to cross the river
and use the American post. thus saving
money liz corresponding with their OWL
countrymen.
1t Is said that the people o!
this country consume patent medicines
to the amount of 500, 0Oo,OO0 every
year. That is four dollars to every
man, woman and child in the land
N. Y. Mat.
Here il recipe. given by Frank.
lin over hundred years ago, in regard
to better times: 80 what signifies
wishing and hoping for better times:
We may make these times better if we
better ourselves"
"A boy in North Easton, who is too
lazy to wind up his Connecticut watch
in the usual way, puts the stem on the
bannister and rolls it along as he goes
upstairs to bed. When he reaches the
top of the stairs the watch is wound up.
Hartford Post.
At Chattanooga .(Tenn.) lawn
party, JEFF Lee pointed an unloaded
gun at Andrew Mitchell, who grasped
the muzzle to push it aside, remarking
that it was the unloaded guns that do
all the killing, when it discharged and
killed him in his tracks.
-Cowen once attended the races at
Newcastle, England, and was immedi.
ately surrounded by gamblers and bet
ting men hcseeching him to make
wagers with them on the result. In
stead of doing this, he called for pen.
ink and paper, and composed the s.Bet.
ter Land.
Few cites in this country contain
SO much beauty within their limits rs
Savannah, Ga Twenty-four parks, or
squares, each with several acres OF tall
trees and smooth lawns, adorn different
p.rss of the city and give breathing
places for the inhabitants
Calvin Brice. the Ohio railroad
man, is described as "a bright-eyed,
administered young man of less than
forty years. Within the last six wears
he has made more than a million dol.
lars. 1t was he who originated the
plan of the ''Nickel Plate" He lately
decided 100000 to his wife as her part
of the profits up to this date-Clere-
and Leader.
Washington claims to have reached
the perfection of electric lighting
Locomotive rehectors are placed on the
Capitol dome and on top of the Treas
ury, with an ordinary Brush Swan
light. The two illuminate Pennsyl-
vania Avenue between them, just mile
and half, so that one can read news
paper at any point.
Horace b. Buell. caused himself to
be sent as express matter from Chicago
to Manhattan, Kansas, in box SO ar
ranged that he could sit in it. He ex-
pected to escape from the platform in
the darkness, but his box was set down
bottom side up. HIS next misfortune
was to be placed on his head, when he
frightened the agent out of a years
growth by begging to be released He
paid 1925 for express charges, when
$3.50 would have purchased ticket.
Chicago Times.
An American. travelingin Germay.
was shown through one of the ducal
palaces. After he had sufficiently add |
mired all the art treasures, etc, he |
asked the ianitor who was showing
him through rhe editice: lis there any
thing else worth looking at in this old
shebang?' IF you will give me
thaler I'll let you listen at this window,
and perhaps this afternoon you can
hear his Royal Highness roll nine-pins
in the courtya ard. "--ArkdnsaU Trac-
eler.
a gentleman visited the house 0,
Henry Ward Beecher and was sur.
prised at the Shell of tobacco smoke in !
ethe library. Turning to Mr.. Beecher |
be asked him if he smoked The reply |
was: NO, bnt my sons do. 1 can not
pretend 10 pun down these small vices.
! once tried to, L believe SO, yes,"
said one of his sons; ..the only thrash
ing he ever gave me was for smoking a
cigar. But when the war broke out
and | went to the front the first present
l received from home was box Of
cigars sent to ME by my father. ~.
Y. Sun.
A fourteen-year-old cowboy on
pony was driving steer in the alley
near the journal Office one day last
week, when the steer made for the
back door of Uecker's saloon, and
went pell-mell through the back door
and saloon and out OF the front door on
the dead run, followed by the daring
boy on the pony. As the steer passed
through he jumped clear over the table
around which were four men engaged
10 playing friendly game of whist.
When the men saw the boy following
he steer they lodged under the table,
which made the pony's passage easy in
Gaping over the table. Fortunately
he doors were wide enough in both
ear and front to make good place of
entrance and exit for the frightened
teer; 1t was an exciting scene. but
luckily for the terrified spectators no
larm was done to any one or to the
aloon.-NorJoM (Neb.) Journal.
Won His Case. I