Daily Republican., 1884-11-14
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A1euIs lUr a,unaap'o Aose.
RumfOFd Brothers. Mostore-
A ghss-tly sight-a gas hill.
Nota bene-a Boston famine.
A good thing In oil-sardines.
A natural revolutionist-the earth.
An affecting sight-barrels in tiers.
The candidates. smile has reef in 1t.
Brasilisn Tonic Bittsrs only 70 csnts.
A Rsading thief roses ~ piano tuner
new way to pay old debts-pay them.
Birds and cages at Parkers, East and st.
Mnlard r. Davis, jewelers. e. md street.
Ofty Laundry. Sixth and Shiplsy streets
Flower stands, horse blank cts, whips, 900. store
wringers sold and repaired, ut slS Shipley
Fine 10 Z. Rings, at Hsnf, Is z. Fourth II
Branlian Balm, coughs and colds, 10 cta
A collestor's business ts no sooner said thar
dun.
.. PEN Pc !, Pu'lsr hsd o'rsy; v''s i'h dat bar
The plumber is man who pipes . isy as hs
lays pipe.
Buy" Old Honesty" At Mullinr, - wes'
Front street.
The politicians wish at present." many
happy returns"
Ohesp nour and fesd, ,iKimDls. Front and
ID 0tbOu btIoGG.
Tho safest shares for farmers to invest In
are ploughshares.
The man who has the floor 10 the man who
is learning 10 ride bicycle.
Poets are said TO be born, not made 30 II
10 not the poets fault, after all.
After man has led fast life for awhile
the fast life begins TO lead him.
Love may laugh at locksmith, but he milei
very comp1acently on coachmen.
A tie game-pretty girls begging gentle
mems neckwear Tor crazy Quilts-
The man with boil on his face would liz,
TO throw his phis ache to the dogs.
House and sign painting, Buckmastor and
woodmansey, 62lW. Front street.
1t Ia very funny that when You weigh fisl
the dealer always counts In the scales.
Mary Anderson is said by An English criti
TO lack repose. Mary ought TO take rest.
Girls, only ono moro month Of leap year.
Shall the wedding bells ring at Christmas
A good fisherman ought TO make success
full politician, beca uso he is skillful at de
bate.
Now the election is over, many Of tho re
cent caIupaigners want to Join policeman
club.
For good butter and cheese, 70 to H. II
Moore, stalls 72 and ~ Second street marke
house.
Pine salt oysters Is, 30 and 20 cents Pc
Quart at Pennell's stall 40 King street, an'
also CLANS.
At railroad restsar ant the traveller VIII
spies the misses instead Of eating is apt u
miss his pie.
Men can by no possibility become fe NAL
clerks, but there Is nothing to prevent wome
becoming mail clerks.
Take your babies 70 hollands. 3oY Marie
street. and have their pictures taken bv IN
instantaneous process.
1t is but natural that girls who use powde
should also wear bangs. Bangs always fo
lows the uSe Of powder.
Campaign literature Is largely made up IL
describing men and things as they should bt
rather than as they are.
A Milwaukee woman lately married q bal
headed man. He will have TO wear q VII
to give her some way to catch on.
Now ia the time, and Adair's, 4l3 KIN
str eet, is the place to buy blapkets. comic
tables, carpets and oil cloths. and don't 20
forget II.
Ross now has complete stock Of DeIb
| and soft hats At 116 Market street. Also
/ large assortment of winter uD derwear. Pric,
are guaranteed the lowest in the city.
my mouldings are Of all sizes and kinds.
Cheap and finely made frames Tor picture
Gall and examine and you will not regret II
time nor money judiciously spent. Baugi
903 West Second street,
Elegant plush and morocco slbume.-
Prices S3 and u each, In small weekly pa.
ments Leave orders at REPUBLiCAH offic
or call on John O. Bryant, Pennsylvani
House, King and Front streets.
Minnie and Winnie.
In Northern New York,
Pinned q gold butterfly
On to q cork.
Minnie was happy
And Winnie was glad,
But the good butterfly
/ Was very sad.