St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-07-06
THE CRIMINAL AFTERMATH.
Three Thomases and Out-Touhey, the
Dragon Fly-TO0 Young for Sen
tence-Disgusted IoWans.

The sudden transition from red hot torrid to
frigidly chilling atmosphere, made the lower
court blue yesterday from his honor on the
bench to his wretchedness in the farthest back
seat of the culprits. Considering the mutual ex-
uberance and flow of beer incident to- the day on
which we make laundering noise over our lib
critics as nation, the delegation was small for
July 5, and there was evident anxiety on the
part Of the head miller and the grist to have the
grinding accomplished as speedily as possible
Thomas Turner for trying to carve the form of
John Lane, once divine, but no longer SO, with
steel not made in Damascus, was sent to the
workhouse for ninety days and his victim to the
same institution for being drunk, for five days.
The true name of this John Turner is Thomas
Moloney and he is familiar with the corridors of
the uRamsey county Jail as Cedar street rat.
He delights in the name of Thomas, but has the
faculty of hanging any appelution on it, as if ii
was peg in a wardrobe. When last in Jail he
was booked as Thomas Howard and when re-
leased stole the coat of fellow prisoner which
he had on his back at his yesterdays trial
j. O'Connor, the river roustaboat who robbed
the aged German emigrant on Thursday, went
up on fly to the workhouse, and his summer
vacation in the North Star state will lap over into
the fall.
James Ryan, r. Barnes and j.. Murphy were
arraigned as DRINKS and disorderles, they hay
ing grown screaming fight on the Fourth in less
time than it took the gourd to spring up and
shadow the prophet Jonah. Murphy, the old dog
Tray in bad company, was let off, while Ryan
went up to the county tavern for sixty days and
Barnes for ten days.
C. P. Touhey was singular looking bird who
had fought like cat owl when arrested by Off
Ger Defour in the Sixth Ward for whooping it up
till the bluffs rang out as though peopled by a
regiment of the salvation army When Touhey
started out to celebrate Friday morning be put
on his Sunday go-to-meeting clothes,
but when he was called to
face the court his countenance was as ugly as the
mug of Colorado dragon fly, and his garments
had enough free soil in them to sprout an acre of
radishes. He was given fifteen DAYS at the work.
house to straighten out his countenence and to
brush up.
A. Stuart, a little kid of a boy who struck a
little girl playmate and had been arrested at the
instance of the girls father was called up upon
his honors platform with said little girl and
such duet of cry was INDUCED in by both
showed how wicked it is for little ones to shark
and bite,' or something of the kind written by
poet. After they had told his honor all about it
between so5s which would have melted the plat
ing off of boarding house knife. he dismissed
the case, evidently feeling that it was too young
to come under his jurisdiction.
Mary Duffy's fondness for melted corn, which
with consequent exposure to the elements has
wrinkled her visage like the cuticle ola rhinos-
ceros, was again sent up to the House of the
Good Shepherd for sixty days.
W. H. Drake and George Gay, two veteran
Migrants, ON account of the nalienable privileges
as announced in the Declaration of Independ-
g. %l4.u
ness in the streets of the city the Fourth, and
being presented each with miniature American
flag by spectator, left the court room with
them flying from their old slouched hats.
j. Hoffman and j. Viek pGidS5 each for i'm
bbng too much spirituous fermenti, and P.
Cutting and j. Griffin for the same offense, were
committed for five days. Cutting & Griffin, as a
pair, went out muttering to the Black Maria that
it was an outrage that man couldn't imbibe
little lemonade with strawberry in it in q state
as far north as Minnesota, for which privilege
they had but recently kicked the dust off their
shoes and fled to these inhospitable shores.