The National tribune., 1884-07-24
TRTBuNETS.


This seems to be the moulting season soz ths
Ohio man. Not one Of him appears any Of the
Presidential tickets.
Dealers In anglers outfits report that there Is .
great fsling-of in interest In fishing. Probably
this ia because all the manufacturers Of fish stories
are now engaged as campaign liars.
Three of New York old Kniekerbccker EAnsiis
before the courts and the public as parties to
scandaons suits A remedy that viii purify bius
blood seems 10 be ths demand IN Manhattan.
The cards John Kelly holds may not be such as
wiz win him any points IN the game. but he can
at least throw his ten-sposs whers they vii Couns
against tina other fellows.
They are already beginning to speak Of Cleveland
as the man Of destiny" Very probably he Is. for
4 Western orator once quoted il:
There Is a destiny that shapes our ends rough,
Kew them how we VIII
Moatreal isexeited over a young lady who walks,
talks, and writes very eorrees letters while fast
asleep. Alter all she only differs little rom ths
rest Of her eOuntrymen. All Canada Is more than
half-asleep.
DR.. Die Lewis Is quite sure that stufing AZ table
IS one of the prime causes Of hay fever But then
the Doctor is something OF crank the subiecs
of over-eating- He undoubtedly thinks that sin
would not have come into the world If Eve hadonlY
INDUCED her appetite for apples in moderation.
a odo Att1o EhlaIcipnia girl VINO G41 ceeu e1s
PEELED from hrs. Glory Chamberiain's Band OF
Hope" took dire revenge by ainging two ounces
of snuff the head Of the teachers beloved par
rot. Before the bird died he swore enough to nsu-
tralize all the work done By the {" Band Of Hopes
| since its formation.
| The huckleberry crop Of New JERSEYS enormous
this year, and the nimble-fngered men and women
who Gull the simple fruit the steep sides Of tina
| Shawagunk Mountains making from s. TO s. .
| day. It would seem to be good time for circus
/ to put in appearance In that vicinity.
Lincoln used to say whinsically, when Stanton
insisted having his way: i haven't any
influence with this Administration" Queen Victo-
ria finds herself in pretty much the same tx. She
wants to appoint one man Lors-iu- W atine'' bus
Gladstone wiz not have him. and Is seems thas
Gladstone has the say"
/ VIM. Seehrist g lame man living near Reading
Pa. STUN bed ON seven pOleeats enjoying little
sociable with chickens stolen from neighboring
roosts. They attacked him savageiy with teeth
and claws. As he could not run he had 20 fight
and the victory, killing SIX Of his assaiIants
but he fears that nothing short OF cremation VIII
ever make him again endurabe as neighbor.
Baseball has been introduced into Berlin by
American students, to the great astonshmenf Of tbs
| staid Germans who rose Up as one man. and
/ shouted, .Ach, das ist srandeT6ar - when = nim-
ble-f0oted fielder took IN a hy.'' Pretty soon tho
Germans win begin 70 play It themselves. and then
drug-stores viii pay monthly dividends. and thers
I viii not be arnea enough IN the whole Empire to
supply one County.
Simon Knowles, Of Meredith, y. E, e now %
| years old, and has been making shoes g years
Think of that old fellow sitting there or his bench.
and plaeidIy pounding away at Ioud-smelling sols-
leather ever since Jefferson was Presidents the rss
time and Napoleon Bonaparte was To the Hrst hush
of his gloryt Bat, then, a who confines him.
self so closely to the shoemaker's bench ought 70
be allowed 20 live 100 years or 50 % get decsns
amount OF pleasure out Of Life.
The flight Of the Newark O.. J.y Pigeon Flying
Clubs carrier-doves from Nation, IL, homes
distance Of GOO miles-in less than IS hours VIII
revive interest in serial navigation schemes n q
bird can make such remarkable speed through tbs
air a mechanical device can be-and viii be-naada
to do the same thing How fine ii VIII be &c foas
over the mountain tops and along the edges Of tina
clouds At the rate Of 100 miles hOur-no iOlt ns
Jars no dust-ard-e nders, no sletrae< waiting FOX
q freight train no collision with anything mOrs
substantial than fescy cloud section Of bril.
liant aurora borealis-uothing but to sweepOn with
the swirl grace Of the falcon the eagle, occas-
ionaI rush on the crest OF cyclone, or with
a tornado. giving variety and animation 70 Tbs
journey. OF any manager Of an Erisl Navigation
Company wants prospectus written he knows
where to appIy]