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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
PERSONALS.


Seth Bullock, Deadwood, is at the Mer-
chants.
Ira DeGraff, Winona, is at the Mer-
chants.
Mrs. E. C. Brown, of Fargo, is at the
Windsor.
Lucien j. Barnes, st. Cloud, is at the
Windsor.
Capt. ]. II. Stony, London, is at the
Windsor.
Mr.. Jean Farmer leaves to-day for trip
to Winnipeg.
c. A. Payne, of Mankato, is registered at
tie Clarendon.
Mr.. Thomas Wilson, Of Winona, is at the
Metropolitan.
E. E. Moore and wife, Moorhead, are at
the Merchants.
Senator D. A. Morrison, of Rochester, is
1t the Clarendon.
Mark II. Dunnell, of Owatonna, was in
the city yesterday.
Senator D. NJ. Sabin, of Saltwater, was in
the city yesterday
c. B. lockwood, of Fisher, Mimi, is stop
ping at the Clarendon.
Geo. I. Stevenson, of Faribault, was at the
Metropolitan yesterday.
John Thorn and family, of New Orleans,
are at the Metropolitan.
NJ. L. Vining and wife, Wadena, were at
the Merchants yesterday.
DR., Kee Wakefield, of Hutchinson, called
at the state capitol yesterday.
Geo. +. and Mrs. J. II. Long, of Man
kato, were at the Merchants yesterday.
Tom Eddington, special agent of the
Travellers Life Insurance company, OF
Hartford, is quartered at the Clarendon
A. Roeddelheimer, the European agent Of
the Northern Pacific railway, is at the Clar-
endon with his family.
Hon. Andrew Peterson, Of Woodbury..
Washington county, called upon friends at
the state capitol yesterday.
Clerk Of the supreme court, Sam'l II. Mich
OILS and wife, arrived home yesterday, from
a two weeks visit in southern Minnesota.
E. G. Bailey, Billings; F. II. Fellows.
Fargo; K. 5. Adams, Lisbon and W, II.
Yale, Winona, were at the Merchants yester-
day.
Mr.. J. L. Power, editor Of the Clarion,
Jackson, Mississippi, and grand secretary of
the Masonic lodges of thatstate, and prom
inent Odd Fellow, paved his respects to the
GLoDE staff by pleasant call yesterday.
Chief Hendricks Of the IRE department of
New Haven, Conn, aud Chief McQuade of
the Albany, y. Y, fire department. are the
guests of Chief Black, aud were shown about
The city by him yesterday. To-day they will
visit Minneapolis and st. Smelling. Gen.
Terry being a school mate of Chief Hen
bricks.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
NrcoLAY,s AUCTIONS.

A UCTIOy SALE OF lis LOTS on Seventh
~ street and adjoining streets, Dsyton's BizR
"A Il NicoiSy viii sell az auction Saturday az
teruoou, September Goth. a. O'Clock. on the
ground. lis good business and residence lots IS
above. in-the vicinity Of the 81. PAIL Harvester
Works. -. Paul Plow Works, ST. Paul & Duluth,
81 Paul & Omaha, ard the new Minnesots. St.
Croix = Wisconsin Central rsilroads- Now Is the
time 20 buy. When the Seventh street I'll l.
completed street cars VIII ruE within short dis
tz1ce OF this property; then these lots viii sell
for three and fOzr times more than - the pres
cnt sale Terms, one-foarth cash only required.
Fer maps. hsndblls and fuE particulars. apply 70
A II. STcoLAT, A1ctsoneer and Real Estate
AGENT removed to 1I6 East Fourth street. next
to corner Robert. opposite the new German
American BANK 25s-6{
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
Rooms.
Ii. S. FAIRCHILD d SON.

A UCTIoN, auction, auction, auction, auction,
IA auction, auction; beautiful home, beauti
full home, beautiful home, beautiful home, in
choice neighborhood, choice neighborhood,
choice neighborhood, choice neghborhood,
305 Exchange street, 306 Exchange street,
SOC Exchange street, 306 Exchange street,
306 Exchange street; next Saturday at 3,
next Saturday at 3, next Saturday at 3, next
Saturday at g.; fine house, barn and grounds;
fine house, barn and grounds; fine house, barn
and grounds; fine house, barn and grounds; fine
house, barn and grounds: Phalen and filtered
cistern water throughout; gas, furnace, CRATES.
electric bells, etc. Chandeliers 90 with house.
Terms: cash, cash, cash; must be all cash, but
you can If necessary, arrange for loan OF part IN
advance. II. S. Fairchid & Son, Real Estate
Agents and Auctioneers, corner Fourth and
Jackson streets. 1854
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

Prof G. B. Gibson chemist College Physicians and Surgeons Chi
cago says:
81 recently procured sample of your oya Baking Powder from
the kitchen of private family this city, and subjected it
animation found it different from of the baking powders
advertised as Strictly and absolutely and far that
thought you would be pleased know it, and find
certificate.
SIN difference and stupendous
the gube people the face of the EARTH
sonally to strike honest article G. B. GIBsoN.'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

Dr. H. D. Garrison Professor Matera Medca Toxcolog
Chicago College of Pharmacy, says:
81 have examined package of Royal Baking Powder obtained from
grocer and find to be composed pure wholesome
proportion 1t contains alum other
The purity Of the of tartar employed in this powder worthy of
special mention does the usually
present baking powders which tartar of inferior quality
is used. Fl. D. GARRISON M. D."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
A Candidate For All of En-.

Clay county is very flush Of candidates for
the offices this year, there being twelve in
line for sheriff. eight for clerk OF the district
court and several each for register aud aud
itor. For every Office as sbo.e named Luther
Osborne enters himself rs candidate against
the held. Luther evidently means business
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
Rush Medical College, Chicago.

Dr. Walter Hanes Professor of Chemistry, Rush Medical College,
Chicago, says:
81 have recently examined package of Royal Baking Powder
chased by myself the market and have found entirely free
from aueraon and substances of all kinds have several
times before tested the Royal Powder and have always found it, just
present examination suy compounded and composed the
pures materials. WALTER S. HAINEs M. d.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
DISSOLUTION.
Dissolution of Copartnership.

The partnership heretofore existing under the
firm name of Brainard Il Serenyi has on this day
been dissolved by mutual consent All debts
owing to the firm have to be paid TO Serenyi, and
all debts owing by the firm will be paid by NJ V.
Serenyi who continues the business at the old
stand at the corner of Bates avenue and East
Seventh street. Dated St. Paul, Mimi, Sept.
Is, 1884.
e5o.s1 NJ Won sERENYI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
KENTUCKY State College.

Dr. A Menke Professor of Chemistry Kentucky State College
says:
g" have carefully examined package of Royal Baking Powder
find powder high strength
alba other deeteriou ingredient
pure and wholesome. ALBERT E. MENKE"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
LOCAL MENTION.

This paper is printed with Geo. II. Morrill, &
Co. s improved perfecting press news ink. 1t is
also used by all the principal newspapers in the
L. S and Canada. Western Office, 81 and So
Franklin street, Chicago, III.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

VIM McAIue Professor of Chemistry Illinois Industrial Unver
y late Government Chemist Department of Agriculture,
The Royal Baking Powder has used my amyo many
this practical well the chemical tests which
submitted prove perfectly heahful uniform excellent
quality, and free from any deleterious substance
"WM MoMURTRE E. NJ, Phi d.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

Advanced class in dancing for ladies and gentle
men will meet saturday evening, Sept. Goth {;
childreu's class at O'Clock in the afternoon, at
sherman hall.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
EnrnaId a WheeIer

At Sal Jackson are offering rare bargains in fur
niture, previous to removal TO 23s and $50 Seventh
street, where they will be pleased to meet their
friends after October 1st, with large stock and
increased facilities.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

Prof Henry Norton president of Stevens Institute Technology
says:
81 have examined package Royal Baking Powder purchased
myself the market find entirely free from alum alba
other injurious substance. HENRY NORTON
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
Government Chemists reports.

Prof Edward G. Love, the Government chemist says:
81 have tested package of Royal Baking Powder which purchased
the open market and find composed of pure and wholesome
dents 1t tartar powder of high degree of merit and does
&C. G. LOVE- Phi. Do
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

DR. j. II. Wright and DR. Albert Mere analytical chemists late the
firm of Wright Merrel ST. Louis, each says:
81 have made careful analytical test of Royal Baking Powder pur-
chased by myself the open market here and the original package
find it be of tartar powder the highest grade strength
containing nothing but wholesome and useful ingredients
GUAM H. WRIGHT, NJ. D.
"ALBERr MERRELL, N. D. /.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

Mr.. John Lee, farmer, Ashbourne, Mud
gee, n. S. W., Australia, writes that he suf.
fered intense agony for seven months, with
sciatica, and that the first application of st.
Jacobs Oil, the magical pain-cure, relieved
him and in q short time he was cured.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

The Gospel Temperance meetings conducted
by Francis Murphy and son. will continue all the
week, at jackson street NJ. E. church.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
chemist, says:

Prof H. A. Mott, Government chemist, says:
cit scientific fact that Royal Baking Powder absolutely pure
''H. A. MOTT, Phi. d.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
monumental EVIDENCE !!
The Royal Baking Powder UnequaIed for
Purity and Who|esomeness.

The following certificates from well known chemists and scientists
form of evidence behalf of
article of human food:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

Francis Murphy and son continue their Gospel
Temperance work all this week. holding meet
ings every night at the jackson street N. E.
church
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
MISCELLANEOUS REA1 ESTATE.

nor SALE-New houss and barn on Rondo
IL street, on terms to suit any purchaser. Z.
Ingham, SEQ Ashland avenue. 26l@
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
FOR RENT.

nor RENT-A residence fiat of six nice
II rooms at SIS per month; water and all mod
ern conveniences; over drug store, corner Ohio
and George streets, West ST. Paul. Inquire of
P. X. Mcdonnell. 216*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
FINANCIAL.

II oASs on Life ms. Policies. Commercial
IL paper and New York Mutual Endowments
negotiated L P. Van Norman. No. z45, Ist
ave. 5. Minneapolis
1FAcKEYs LOAN oFFIcE-Notes bought,
NJ money loaned on furniture, pianos, horses.
wagons and personal property at low rates, with
out removal Offices, Room Z, First National bank
building. corner Fourth and Jackson street, ST.,
Paul, and Room I, Aackey q Legg block, corner
cfFogrth and NicoIIes, Minneapolis. Sg7s
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
Houses

dor RENT-First-clas dwelling, 10 looms,
IL No. ia Summit avenue, formerly occupied
by Reuben Warner. Enquire of owner, H. D.
Gates, No. 122 Summit avenue. 251*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
Prof, II. III. Evans

Go to THE Shades IS, East Seventh street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

LNOR RENT-A house. Inquire 108 East
IL Fifth street, up stairs, next door to Tempe
rance House. Suitable for boarding house or
store. 24S'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
LAYTON BROS.

TyOR choice homes, vacant, improved or any
Il other West side property Don't forget
that Lswto1 Bros. rs Dakota avenue, Is head
quarters Call early for bargains. Lawton Rros.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

ENOR RENT-Large house, ten rooms, on
Il Franklin near Third street, also third
story of building Of building 155 West Third
street. j. Kelleher, 1872 West Third street 214*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

NOR RENT-A cottage house with rooms in
- thorough repair, at $35 per month. Apply
TO ]. A. Sabin, Davidson block. 241*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
FOE Sale.

(tARRIAGEs-Two extension top pheton's
" and few top, end-springs. and Brewster
sidebars, all the make Of Studebaker and fine
work. They will be sold at cost. Call at John
Kelliher's carriage works, 192 and 1874 West Third
street. 257s
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

LlOR SALE-A good piano, cheap. Can be
IL seen at l22 West Third street. 254s
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17
Money to Loan

We have always on hand, money in large or
small amounts at current rates.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

HOUSES FOR RENT-Between Twelfth and
IL Thirteenth streets. on Robert, 'Uri l..
Lamprey. 1914
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-17

LlOR RENT-A cottage with four rooms
II Pantry and closets, good water and every
convenience. Apply TO j. c. Mccarthy Sixth
ward 27O%
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-02-08
J. Two Men Of Cologne.
4 A long time ago, here Lived In Go logne,
BttO von iii Her and Rupert Van Tone;
III And Otto wrtsia ian as, III

s,,t nng WIS ao ,n sa Hs,n ,sr vn a
And Otto wrai a fsln ee,
56 Bit Rupert made til Dies ~.
The very lest mt les thpt ever were Know NJ
80 said every sensibie frau ~. Cf+ifs sne.
aFriend Rupert, " said o:to; yon Il Her. one ''
SCENE tell me the wonderful rs'asoa,I rfras,..
s ssss9 8SS5 ny NJ Ell Il. i s ou e ts7t @
w b. d rei,ilY sc ~ M y,ty &Ss *. rs
PROGRESSED 70 have very fnusH CORNING VOL
Anu Iwe... ii t.atl; Isvc cne.srss tor asscWl-
u III nast.r.of Easin. y, fanfo,ls II Greek,
7 . could talk '.s:sy sar1 z 4.
Of our II afjDft s estTf:ei; - q . ~ sa IS
Yet some one mas aid 10 slis :sham- be III
THAT aratl,e s,ut,ides sa1as 4 IL Cologne |=|
said rupert Van Fohc;e.,If You Ii prom isetto
Iii tell, on sae secret Z. F.ee .e:anca TO keep
4$%s4a5 sEut I've SO much 10 say :s.#
S@s IL - - e wont sroi. IL y tlsy;
Who Tets his tongue run IKE a vibrating
Stands very small chanao of being called
$.s.T clever. y .fss. t:,a I'll $ s-It%$
4 But he'd $50 murh 10 say" this Otto Won
4 F. 4 s. Hil!er: x. - &.55 (
Twas now TO The Judge, and now to ths
He ID appear without warming, E IA
i, . +, And stay all the morning, - a.: S5.s
TN his hearers would sigh us he left, What
He is d ray the stupidcst MAN in Cologne n
But Re1sert AN Tone worked GU at his trade:
He iistsa.ed and thought, but ais words he
3 - 81 Tiil at rwo.score and twenty ::
s;.... !. He dmoney in plenty;
T And through summer and winterhis mansion
4. Il " was known
Asthe hc:nsc ofthe clcveyest man In Cologne
4-EnlmmC c. owd i'll st, Nicholas. .."s
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-02-08
a Pointer.

Of Chief Wigglesworth, OF Austin, is q,
great dog fancier, and his kennels are,
nearly always stocked with choice
breeds Of bird dogs, shepherds, and
other blooded varieties. One day he
met a bosom friend on the avenue and
accosted him. s.@ !.
81 wish, = he said, s''that you, would
call up tony house tomorrow. 4 want
to give you:a pointer, q valuable one. y
n 70, thank you'll reclaimed the de-
lighted FREUD, Il shall cerrainly cal" s.
Then the friend, in anticipation Of
the expected present Of q fine bird dog.
purchased . breach loading shotgun, .
thousand or two cartridg 10 game
1 bag, aud ten or fifteen do liars worth of
ammunition. The next day he APP.
peared at Wiggl esWoslh' g residence
Hithsa handsome ickleplated dog eol-
! lar id his hand.
All, good morning, said Wiggles-s
worth. 'sselad to see you. '' 81 s.
5s..I came. explained the friend ':af-
ter that pointer. 4 ss 81
%, yes;I came mighty near forget
ting that. You talk too much with
your mouth on, the outside ''a
The nick plated dog collar and the
bosom friend walked slowly up the
street. e11s ISL fiii,igs. 3ss
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-02-08
Is the Ola Faith Diving,

It is often said specifically that men
OF affairs, as q class, have lost their
interest in the churches, and an attempt
was lately made to test the truth Of
this assertion, III an Eastern city. with
q population Of little less than forty
thousand, the president and cashier Of
one of the national banks were re-
a.: asted to furnish " list Of the fifty,
S ,roh, est business firms in the city, with
the nam. OF the head Teach ii,.r,. y .ss,he
sentlen;a-1 furnishing the list had no
knowledge y. :atcyer Of the use that
was to he mat, - It. In classifying
ffty-fonr names tl,' g given, it WAS
found that there We....e. sYen whose re-
lation to TIN, churches N-as unknown to
the gentlemen who had OBJ. med the
list; six who were not idenl. fed with
any of them; and. forty-one VIZ were
allregular attendants upon the CHI. rcil-
es and generous supporters of ths'r
worka-the great Il majority of then
communicates. In q Western city Of =
little more than sixty thousand inhabit-,
ants, similar list of ffty<tWo names
was obtained in the same why; md the
ANALYSIS showed three whose seeclesia-
steal standin g was unknown; one jew;
six not connected with churches; and
forty two regular cl'arch -;s,oe +, of whom
thirty-on were coinIhnn icants. These
lists were both made up by Well-inforin-
ed and sagacious nsH,ess men; the cities
Represented by them are not con-
spicuonsly religious communities; and
the composition Of them gives small
color to the notion that the business
men Of orr cities are estranged from
the churches It is astonishing that
such q notion should ever hare gained
CURRENCY, in the lace OF the pal pable
fact that So much money IS contributed
every year for the support 4of the
church aad the prosecution Of their
charitab le and miss ionary erprises.
- losasss11,t ssss.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-02-08
B r [ C K !!

wv g have new for
sssIe, sst ossF' brick y ard
On the HAiatao ESalas IL
ka:sk:ag<s RssaiHuoseG q
large supply Of the
finest brick i'm the
n os'th west. Conn Iete
facilities for slsfEslsf e e
by rail. E"renaps and
careful attention. gfy~
ETA to orders from a
distance.
Martin Scott.
LITTLE FALLS, MINI.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1884-12-05

agreed to try after we went down TO our
wives. But the first thing he did was
to produce magnum of wonderful
sherry, thirty years old, which had been
sent him by poetic wine-dealcr. Such
wine i never tasted. 1T was meant to
be drank by Cleopatra or Catherine of
Russia said Tcnnyson. We had two
glasses apiece, when he said: Tonight
you shall help me drink one of the few
bottles of my Waterloo-1Sl5.' The
bottle was brought, and after another
glass all around Tcnnysol took up the
'Idyls of the King His reading is a
strange, monotonous chant, with uneX-
pected falling infections, which l can
not describe, but can initiate exactly.
tits very impressive. In spite of my
self l became very much excited as he
went on. Finally, when Arthur for
gives the queen, Tcnnyson's voice fairly
broke. found tears on my cheeks,
and Mr.. and Mrs. Tennyson were cry
ing, one on either side of me. He made
an effort and went on to the end, closing
grandly. How can you say l asked,
(referring to previous conversation),
that you have no surety of permanent
fame? This poem will only die with
the language in which it is written
Mrs. Tennyson started up from her
couch. 1T is true! she exclaimed, i
have told Alfred the same thing!'-
IrOy IN. T. Times.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1884-12-05
TayIOr's Visit to TennysOn.

In one Of Bayard Taylor's letters to
4. c. Stedman, written in 1867, is the
following charming description of q
visit to Iennyson ut Harrington. his
country home:
ave arrived about } O'Clock and
were ushered into the drawing-room.
The house had been rcfurnished and u
great many pictures and statues added
SINCE was there. In Il minute in came
Tennyson. cordial rs an old friend, fol-
lowed by his wife. In TcnnysOn HIM
self | could sec no particular change.
He did not seem older than when saw
him last. We walked through the park
and garden: then Nj. returned to the
house. while he and went up on the
downs and walked for miles along the
chalk cliffs above the sea. He was de-
lightfully free and confidential, and
wish could write to YOU much of what
he said; but it was SO inwrOught with
high philosophy and broad views of
life that fragment here and there
would not fairly represent him. He
showed me all his ncwly-acquired terri
tory; among the rest a great stretch OF
wheat-fields bought for him by Enoch
Arden. We dined at Gin quaint room
hung with pictures, and then went to
tho drawing-room for dessert.
"Tcnnyson and retired to his study
at the top of the house, lii pipes, and
talked of poetry. He asked me if
could read his 'Boadicea. thought
could. Read IL and let me sect said
he. 81 would rather hear YOU read it!'
I answered. Thcreupon he did so,
chanting the numbering lines with great
junction.. spoke Of the idyl of Gene
We've as being perhaps his finest poem,
and said that could not read 10 aloud
without my voice breaking down az
certain passages. why, ] can read
and keep my voice!" he exclaimed tri.
-.....I~~.l~ THE 7 dnuhied. and he
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1884-12-05
WIT AND HUMOR.

st. John i'm speech remarked:
"Water, what blessing! Why, two
thirds of this globe is water "Amenv'
cries Jay Gould.
When coachman marries his mis-
trcss their position becomes reversed.
Before marriage he drives her; after
marriage she drives him-if she is like
most women. SomerUiiie Journal.
The English system Of eating five
meals day is being introduced into
this country. This will give public
officers something to do while they are
not breakfasting, dining or supping.-
burlington Free Press.
A Chinaman confined i'm the Phila-
delphia House of Correction for mis-
demeanor refuses to work because they
don't pay him. He says: "No payee,
no clack stones" And yet we are
ruined by Chinese cheap labor.-Oil
CITY Derrick.
Very big boy-'Please, Miss Blank,
don't think father would like to have
me kept in after school" Pretty
young tcacher--''Why not, if he knows
it is for breaking the rules?" Big boy
This is leap year, you know She
let him of. --Rtiladelphia CcH.
Redistribution of Seats (much
needed) Giving them all to the shop
girls and young women behind the
counter, who are on their legs from
morning TO night. This will medify
female suffrage, and do away entirely
with a standing grievancc.-Punch.
Heroic i'm his own minds eyes: "Do
you know, Angelina" said Augustus,
rs he gazed into the blue eyes before
him, 'fthat sometimes / wish you and
l were on the water and that you had
just fallen in" '.Why, Gus, what do
you want to wish such horrid thing
as that for?'' $50 that / could dive
for you, dearest" Ecstatic tableau.
Speaking of railroads, that was a
capital order which the general man
xgcr gave recently TO the conductor
who had a distinguished party in charge.
Remember" said he, 'that you are
a special and have the right OF way.
During the night run eighteen miles an
hour, so that we can sleep; during
meals run ten miles an hour so that We
can eat; during the rest of the time
whoop her upr'- Washington Capitol.
! ;;"';,sa ;:,s 3isaoo Of !.aucoh revisitsd