Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-01-23

81 wish l were baby, ,"murmured =
oashful bachelor who was mskiog his
hrst call on . sweet young LADY. "How
ridiculous !" she exclaimed. "Why
do you wish SO % "Because q woman
can never look At . baby without kiss
ing it."
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prove the appetite, promote digestion,
restore healthy action, and regulate
every function. They are pleasant to
take, gentle in their operation, yet
Thorough. searching, and powerful in
subduing diseases.
On the jacobs House side of Bridge
street it requires . deep we'll to reach
water, directly across the street from
said hotel, water comes so near to the
surface Of the ground that the cellar of
the Belford building can hardly be
kept dry by the use of drain.
Rev. s. s. wallen, who at one time
preached in Tuscarora valley, but now
breaches in Washington D. q. brought
the remains of his infant son to McCul-
loch's Mills grave yard for interment
Mrs. Wsllen was to i'll with throat all
ment to accompany the funeral.
ATTENTION BoYs-On ednesday,
April Is, 1884, competitive examin-
alton for the 18th Congressional dis.
trict will be held in Mifflintown, to fill
q vacancy for said district iu the Naval
Academy. The examination will be
open to all boys of IA to Is years of
age.
The united age Of the parents Of R.
Z. Parker and wife reach the sum of
3O5 years. Mrs. Parker's maiden
name was Jacobs, her father 10 past 80
years of age, her mother is pas, ~
years of age. The parents Of Mr. Par
fer are about one age, both past rs
years.
An Erie dispatch states that Joseph
Leech and Martin Aveay were recent
iy married in Washington Territory at
the advanced age of Ga years. They
were lovers in Erie county fifty years
before, but quarrelled, aud met by ac-
cident two years ago in Washington
Territory
A Vassar girl wrote home "Dee
Paw-Paw, We study Latin fo' owshs
day. French seven up and SCIENCE
evah so long. The good matrons nevah
let US 60 owet Won't you send me
my leggins aud skates for . poo little
girl who lives in the village. Don't
forget heel straps"
The Lewistown Gazette of last week
says, they had to saw the pipe off by
drant in Allentown last week to liber-
ate man who tried to drink from the
nozzle when the thermometer was near
zero. With the piece Of pipe sticking
to bis lips be was taken to q FIRE and
there the pipe fell.
Van Vert school, with their teacher,
W. A. Coldren, procured sleds on Fri.
day, the llth, and about so of the
scholars visited Oenterville school. G.
W. Rine fills the chair. They all re-
turned home about 4 p M, saying.
"they never had such fun in ell the
days of their lives.
On the 14tb inst, Mrs. George, 9
widow living near Mannheim, Lancaster
county, locked her two children in the
house recently, while she went on a
visit to q neightor, aud when she re-
turned one ofthe children, aged 8 years,
was found burned to 4 crisp. The 9th
er child was not injured.
1t was in Texas that the judge said
to a vagrsnt with great severity "You
have been up before me half . dozen
times this year." and the vagrant re-
piled "Come now, judge, none of
that Every time I've been here I've
seen you here. You are here more
than | am. People who live in glass.
houses shouldn't throw stones" ."-Ex-
change.
DO NOT FORGET.
Do not forget that at Hess's Pho
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small picture enlarged for IS cents
Also anything that is made in Pho
Biography, you can get here done up,
in first class style. All the latest
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&c, &c. Frames of all kinds cheap.
"In Belmont county, Ohio, preach
er prayed that the attendants at dance
might "5e disconcerted, their enjoy.
ment spoiled and the dancers brought
to see the errors of their way" Mark
the result. The dance broke up in
fight, aud horse conveying some of
the dancers away reared so high that
II fell backward on the occupants OF
the buggy, seriously damaging them"
lhe good sleighing has produced the
worry that il sometimes does in the
church, for it is the cause of the organiza-
tion of sleighing parties, and the sleigh
ing parties generally turn into daucing
parties, and the dancing parties worry
the members that don't dance, and the
members that don't dance worry the
members that do dance till every body
10 church circles Is in q mental state
o! fret and worrymen,.
il was q drunken Iriehman. His
homer said:
81 fine You IS and costs"
'sAll roight, yer honor. here's them
foiv dollars, but phat in the devil is
them costs. | don't know"
"Why that's the Sc 25 you have to
pay the court and officers for their
trouble in arres;ing and trying you"