The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-06-19
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Up in Maine "there is a sound of revelry b,
Knight"
"who is there to mourn for Logan now2'
The Democratic party.
The taking off of the "Jersey" basque worn
by the ladies Is veritable "peeling of the BELLE.
| A weak felloe makes a bad wheel-just as O
bad fellow Injuries the society where recognized
Blaine is protective-tarif man. That's the
reason some of the New York dudes don't like
| him.
Garfield was good enough man for the peo-
pie. Blaine was good enough man for Gar
field.
Democratic hope clung to Tilden like a clod
| to cows tail. But Sammy has shaken it of,
at last.
The election of Blaine and Logan will sadly
dampen the powder of the Southern political
murderer.
How inconsistent men are! There's hardly a
miner who would not advise his sweetheart 10
"sisn the contract,
The voice of the furnace is frequently a limes-
tone,' with an expression of irony floating
'ore' its sandy waste.
Uncle Sammy Tilden began to smell the pine
COuSSs hc hhCW tlo dfdlduCuS WAS COHluS-
and got out of the way.
"Ha! Blaine is going to take the stumpH'
said an excited Ohio Democrat. Yes, friends,
he's going to take everything.
The early lark may sing sweet song, but the
music of the late tom-cat commands the most
attention from mankind.
Tilden is dead to the party Some Democrat
ic wet-nurse will have to take charge of the
party, raise it on a bottle.
"Cold will be the day." says Uncle Sammy
Tilden, "when this poor frail body shall at
tempt to clog the wheels of cyclone"
The Democratic editor covered with the filth
and slime of the political waIlow, sends greet
ing to Blaine: "Look out, or I'll rub against
you, and befoul you'll"
A Fairfield County man went fishing on Sun
day, and a rattlesnake struck at him. A Jack
son County boy tried it, and and an old gentle
man struck at him, and hit him, too.
Sammy Tilden has his reasons for not run
nil g. "These be my witnesses" says he, point
ing sadly to a barrel of dispatches, "cipher them
out for yourselves"
Said one young lady to another: "There's
Mr.. -, he's got loads of money. He's good
match for some one."
"He's the one want to 'strike'" was the
reply.
Its good thing we've got great big country.
If this country was the size of England, Blaine
couldn't take the stump. There wouldn't be
room enough to hold his meetings.
Sammy Tiden has worn out two eyes strain
ing them longingly toward the White House,
but Ben Butler still gazes vigorously in that di-
rection with his one eye.
In 1880 Tilden declined running, saying 81
believe it to be renunciation of a reelection
to the Presidency" Now he "renunciates"
again. Sammy is opposed to third term.
The Democratic editors are uncovering, pre-
paratory to opening their batteries on Blaine.
Carbolic acid will be a valuable commodity in
the Democratic camp when the "guns" begin
to play.
A Jackson man remarked that "the nomina-
tions were too good to be talked about Yes
the Ssre mention OF them chilled all the re.
naming spark of Presidential ambition left in
the frame of s. J.T.
In Ttlden's benediction on the Democrats he
promises, "with Gods help,"t aid the party
by his counsel. That's casting a little too heavy
a load upon the Lord-to ask him to assist Til
den in rejuvenating the Democratic party.
Some of the wicked newspapers have begun
calling the politicians of New York who are too
holy to support Blaine "swallow- tailed politi-
clans. The "swallows" will homeward fly,
when the Blaine avalanche comes along.
We don't know much about cards, or gam
bling, but we passed a Broadway saloon a few
days ago, and, glancing in, we saw something
very much resembling the'Jack of Clubs" !" with
its plug hat tipped back at angle of forty-five
degrees, in front of the counter.