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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
CHURCHES.

TAlRU BAPTIST. Corner Tenth and Popla
I i streets; preaching every Sunday morning and
night at usual hours. Prayer meet ng Wednes
Gay night: Sunday school, 9:30 am
Rev JNO. +. EDEN, Pastor.
CHURCH OF THE REDEEMER-(Episcopa
| Fourteenth street; Sunday 7:00a m, Holy
Communion 1880 q. M. Morning Prayers II a. m.
Sunday school Up. 10, Evening Prayers T:20 p. m
f. p Davenport S. Il. B. Rector.
,.IRST MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH
Y Preaching at 1880 q. u p. m, and 7:S0 p. IN.
inlbarh school ct 7:30 p. IN Rev II. J. Shores,
cor
I UTRERAN- Thirteenth street; services Sab
l. bath 1880 a. M. Sunday school2p IN. Rev.
II0ppc, pastor
SsETHODl ST-Cor. Eighth anu Walnut streets
~ Preaching Sabbath II 90 q. m. and Z 80 p. IN,
.nday Schoul at 1900 p. m. Rev. j. A. Scarrett,
pastor.
DRESBYTERlAN-E Eighth street; preaching on
| sabbath at 100 a. II. and 7:3Op. m; PRAYER
meeting Wednesday at 1850 p. m; Sunday School
a. 3 2. NJ. Rev u. Y. George, pastor.
CT. JOSEPH S-,Roman Catholic) Corner Cross
- and Walnut streets; Mass every Sunday at
and 10 m. Sunday sch DOL at p. m, and Vesp-
ers at p. m. Mas every morning at a. N. Rev
G. Sweeney pastor.
CT. PATkICK'S-(Roma Cathohc) Corner Ninth
~ street and Washington avenue; Mass every
sunday and and 10 a. m: Sunday schoo at D. m.
and Vespers a. 3p. m. Mass every morn ng at
p. IN. Rev. j, Murphy, pastor.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
A Great Discovery.

Mr.. VIM, Thomas, of Newton. Ia, says:
"My wife has been seriously affected with
a cough for twenty-five years, and thi4
spring more severely than ever before. Sh,
bad used many remedies without relief, anil
being urged TO try DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery, did So with most gratifying results.
The first bottle relieved her very mnch, an
the second bottle has absolutely cured her.
She has not had so good healthy for thirty
years"
Trial bottles free at Barclays Bros drug
store. Large size $100 6
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

pestered By patent churn agent, who
was anxious to demonstrate that the
machine would make butter in ten
minutes. Upon his third or fourth call
the other afternoon she filed the
churn, and the agent worked it for ten
minutes, then very briskIy for ten more.
and then perspirin sly for ten more.
He confessed he was nj loss to know
what was the matter until the lady re-
marked: II guess | churncj all the
butter out Of that milk this morning."
The agent flew"
even more extraordinary Incl
dent, Continued the student OF nature,
occurred when was q boy in Peru. My
brother aud were snowbaling each
other one fine morning. lost my
temper, picked up u solid chunk Of
ice and threw it with all my might at
Jim, who was standing but dozen
feet away. just Us the ice left nv hand
the mercury took such an upward jump
that poor jim was severely scalded by
the hot water that was showered on
him. The ice had melted in transit. -
NeU York JORTall.
Probably the most cherries light
station on the California coast is the
Farallon light, Four men and an army
mule are the accredited government
forces at that place. The following
story is told about the mule: He has
been at Faral!on several years. All
his work consists in hosting up twice
q year the provisions brought over by
the Lighthouse Inspector in steamer.
He has learned the sound Of the
whistle, and when he hears it hides
to shirk work. At the last visit of
the Inspector the mule hid, and had
to be hunted Tor TWO hours in the
rocks before he could be found. - San
hruHciscy Pa lr
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Never Give I'D.

If you are suffering with low and de-
pressed spirits, loss of appetite, general de-
bility, disordered blood, weak constitution,
headache, or any disease of bilious ma
ture, by all means procure bottle of Eec-
trio Bitters. You will be surprised to SEQ
the rapid improvement that will follow
you will be inspired with new life; strength,
and activity will return pain and misery
Will cease, and hencetorth you will rejoicu
in the praise of Electric Bitters. Sold at
fifty cents bottle by Barclay Bros. G
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
The Fashion in Dogs.

"It's astonshin', - said y tough old
dog-fancier the other dav, "'ow fash
ions in lap-dogs Gums an goes. Ere
am |, bin in the bizness more'n thirty
years, an I've seen dozen breeds of
ladies lap-dogs rule the roost in turn.
Fust there wuz the King Charles-es-es;
an for lazy, wuthlesS set o ours they
take the cake. The falcr, 0ilier, an
curly-pateder they wu2 the more their
missuses wuz willin' to stake ON EN-.
Then cum the greyhounds, not the
English ones rs kin run II hare down,
nor the racin dogs like Arthur Cham
bers is tryin to iuroducG.-but the reg
ulation Eyetalian slan-n-the-sun-an-
SILVER breed Nobody ever know'd
what they wuz good fur, barrln' the
ladies as owned 'em and foi EN- on
lump sugsr. Then there cGm the black
an-tan, an gamer. wirirr liltle cuss
never worried rat nor them there
black-muzz,ed. pop-eycd bulgin for
ridid dogs. HowSOmevcr, wot with
stauflin' and pamperin' on EN-, the
ony sign O game they'd show arter be-
longin' to some O them saSsiety ladies
fur six months 'ud be to crawl uuner 4
chair an stick their teith in u gem
nuns lee. Then cum the puTs. good
fur nuthin'. most on EN- great feeders
and lazy as the dickens. a lady brot me
one onct and says she to me: Mr.. Ar
kins, this pore dog O mine as lost is
appytite; do you think You can cure
my Eidop' | looked the brute over an,
sor, there wuzn't nuthin' more the mat
ter with i'm than overfeedin'. Leave
i'm ere fur few days, num-, SEE |,
fur | knowed there WIZ $50 IN the job.
just locked Mr.. Fido up in the cellar
with o tomato can full o water an not
eussed thing to eat. In three days
the lady wuz back, an says she;
Mr.. Atkins, is my pore dogs APP
pytite restoredP'
Eyes, m. says |. 4 think it is
SO | borrowed y plateful of fine shay
ms from the carpenter mex door, an
when Fido cum tearin' up the cellar
steps | just poured little meat gravy
on them shavin's. 1t would ha' done
yor heart good to see Fido bolt the
mess, shavin's an all. Appytite re-
vtoredP You'd better believe it was"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
CHICAGO MEDICAL COLLEGE.
Corner Prairie Avenue and Goth St., Chicago),
Mnlinnl Damn 1, ~ Ont II =.

Corner Prairie Avenue and Goth ST., Chcago),
Medical Department OF
'Ihe Northwestern University.
n. y. DAVIS, NJ. D., LII. d., Dean.
The eeiate year will begin Sept. %, 1884, and
close Satch "a, 1885, The course Of instruction lie
graded Students being divided into first. second
and third year classes Qualifications for admis.
sion are either Degree of A. b., certificate ola
reputable academy, or preliminary examination.
The method of instruction IL conspicuouslv prac.
tical, and ts applied in the Wards Of the Mercy,
st. Luke's and Michael Reese Hospitals, dalv ut
the bedside OF the sick. The Practitioners Course
will begin the day after the Annual Commence.
Naturalization, S. 90; Lectures, 90: Denonstra.
tor $500. Hospitals: Mercy, s.. 90; st. Luke's,
$500. Laboratory, 81 .0o; Breakage, $500. Final
Examination, $1,000, February 1st. Practitioner
Course, 900. For further Information, address
WALTER HAY, VI, D., LII. d., Secretary,
7la'4wdl 2<3 State st., Chicago, Ill.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Don't Give itup So.

"Ohl If had onlp known that in time
Known what2 "Known that a simple COLI
in the head may develop into chronic ca.
tarrh." Well 1t isn's too late, for Ely's
Cream Balm will cure catarrh even after
the sufferers life has become burden -
him, and ho a nuisance to his friends. TT,
the only radical and thoroughly scientific
catarrh cure known. Not snuff. Not
liquid. Applied to the nostrls with the
finger Price so cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
MASTERS SALE.
STATE OF ILLINOIS

MASlEhS SALE
STATE OF ILLINOIS Circuit Court of said
SIS County. In Chan
COUNTY OF ALESANDeR ' Gerry,
Otis A. Osborn, Caroline +. Osborn, Alkaline Poor
George A. Poor, Almira Poor and Evan Poor,
Complainants,
vs.
John Wolf Henry Wolf, Mrs Wolf wife of Henry
Wolf, Fanny Shriver, Jefferson Shriyer,
Louisa Allen Anna Mary Jarrett,
and Eliza Fisher,
Defendants,
Bill in Chancery for Partition.
Public Notice is hereby given that, in pursuance
of a decree made and entered by said court in the
above entitled cause, the 18th day of Sept, A. d.
1884, |, Alexander H. lrvin Master In Chancery ,of
the circuit court of said county, will, on
THE 22nd DAY OF OCTOBER, 1884,
at the hour of II o'clock in the forenoon, at the
southwesery door of the court house. in the city Ut
Cairo, county of Alexander and state of Illinois, sell
at public auction, to the highest and best
bidder for cash, all and singular,
the following described premises and real estate
in said decree mentioned, situate In the First
addition to the city of Cairo in the county Of Alex.
ander and state of Illinois, or so much thereof 40
shall he sufficient to satisfy said decree, to.wt.
Lots numbered three (3) and four Ci in block num-
bered fprty.eight CiS)
Dated Cairo ILL.,, Sept. 10th, 1891.
ALEX II. IRWIN,
Master In Chancery.
Geo. Fisher, Complainants' Solicitor.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
SPECIAL NOTICES.
Special Term Of the Circ1it Court.

A special term of the circuit court OF
Alexander county, in the state of Illinois,
tor the transaction of common law, chan
Gerry and criminal business has been this
day called to convene at the court house in
The city of Cairo on Monday, November
10th, 1884, at 2 O'Clock p. NJ.
ALEX II. IRWIN, Clerk.
Cairo, ILL.,, Sept. Goth, 1884.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

New FLORENCE, Mo-, August 18th, 1883.
- Fifteen years past have kept constantly
on hand for use in my family Merrell's Fl-
male tonic, Merrel's Penetrating Oil and
Cardal, and Merrell's Cough Balsam. I
think these remedies have srved me many
doctor bills and | would not be without
them. THos. j. POWELL,
Atty for Wabash, ST. L. & P. r. X. Co.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
BuCklen's ArDIca Salye

The Best Sslve IN the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fevec
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblaiu.,
Corns, and all Ssin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give pei.
feet satisfaction, OF money refunded. Prics
90 cents per box. For sale by Barclay
BROTHERS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
st. Louis EXPOSITION.

The Illinois Central r. r. will, on Tues
day, September 23rd, sell tickets from
Cairo to st. Louis and return for $3.50.
Tickets good to return on until Sept. cath.
A. II. HANSON,
Gen. Pass. Agt.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
City 0theere.
ILLINOIS CENTRAL r. r

SayOt-Thomas. W Halliday.
rressurer-Cnarlts +. Nehs,
Clerk Dennis. }, Foley.
Counselor WIN. B. Gilbert.
Narshsl-Jam S Rearden.
'uorney-M lillian Hendricks
Police Magis'rate-A. COmings.
BOARD or ALDZBhEs
sire: Ward-Wm. McBsle. Harry Walker
second Ward G. X. Woodward, c. y. Hughes
Third Wsrd--John Wood, Egoert Smith.
Fourth Wsrd--Chsries .. Pstier, Samuel Orr,
Fifth WArd-Ctas. Lancaster, Henry Stont
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Hay Fever.

Is a type of cataarh
having peculiar symp.
toms. II ts attended
by an inilamed condi.
tion ofthe lining mem
brane Of the nostrils,
tear.ducts and throat,
affecting the lungs.
An acrid mucus is
sacreted, the discharge
is accompanied with a
painful burning sensa.
ton. There are sew.
ere spasms Of sneez.
ing, frequent attacks
of binding headache,
a watery and intla med
state Of the eyes.
Ely's Cream Balm Is q
remedy founded on a
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

Prompt reliet in sick headache, dizziness,
nausea, constipation, pain in the side, ETC.,
guaranteed to those using Carriers Little
Liver Pills. One pill dose. 25c.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

Something old-Allens Bilious Physic-
Acts quickly, relieves promptly, and nev,r
fails to cure sick headache and constipa-
ton. 25 cents large bottle.-At all drug
gists. /
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
County Omcers.

Circuit Judged. J Baker.
Circuit Clerk-A. II Irwin.
County judge. II. Robinson.
County Clerks. }. Humm.
county Attorney-Angus Leek.
County Treasurer-MIles W. Parker,
Sherit-JOhn Hodges.
Coruper-R. Fitzgerald
County Commi4sionerr-T. W. Halliday, J. II
MuicaheY and Peter SAup
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
If You Do!

lfyou want to sell anything,
IT you want to buy anything,
II you want to increase your business,
If you want to hire anyone,
If you want situation,
II you have house to rent,
II you want TO rent a house,
Advertise in THE CAIRO BuLlETIN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
EDUCATIONAL.
ST. REGINA ACADEMY, EDGEWOOD,
PENNSYLVANIA . ;,ITa,,

CHE TER 23d year opens September 10. A Mill
tary College with University powers. Depar ments
IN Civil Engineering, Chem stry, Classics and En-
glish Circulars OF Capt. W r. Halliday and y B..
Ihislewood and of Ne.srs p W. Barclay, Chss
Gallagher AND X. H. Cunningham oil this city, or
ofCOL. fHEO. HYATT President.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

England is shipping to Egypt the
rolling stock Of an eighteen inch gauge
railway. The line will be laid from the
red sea to Berber and tho road will be,
used for the shipment Of soldiers and
military stores. 'sss
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Bed Bugs, Flies:

Flies, roaches, ants, bed bugs, rats, mice,
gophers, cbipmunks, cleared out by Trough
on Rats" 15cts.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Monticello Ladies' Seminary,

Godfrey, Madison Co, Ill.
One Of the Oldest schools in the West. Reputation
a. = first class school unquestiOned. Superior sd
vaniages for English aud Classical Education with
Music Drawing. Painting and Modern LANGUAGES,
Opens September 18th. For catalogue, apply 10
MISS HARRIET y. HASKELL, Principal.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Mothers.

If you are failing; broken, worn out and
nervous, use "Wells' Health Remover" 81.
Druggists.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
E. A. BURNETT,
Book Commercial Saa JOE PRINTER
rs Ohio Levee,
ROund-HOle PerfOrator. F s5s9n

Prices according to Style and Quality
of Paper, special discount on large
orders:
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

If you are losing your grip on life, thy
wells Health Remover Goes direct to
weak spots. 60
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

FRAME Leave CAIRO:
- 20 "a III. NJ all,
yrriviug in St. Louie . % am. Chicago 80 q n
Connecting at Odin and Efinghsm for Cinciu
NATL Louisyille, indianapolis and points East
2:25 y. IN. Fast st. Louis and
w estern Express.
Arriving in st Louis 6;4j p. IN =, and conuectius
for all points West
3:45 y. IN. Fast Express.
For ST. Louis and Chicago, arriving At St. LoBi.
lO'l5 p. m, and Chicago 7:20 a. m.
3:45 p. IN Cincinnati Express.
Arriving at Cincinnati 200 a. IN LOuisvill, 3:js
a. m. Indianapolis 4.O5 a. m. Passenger. by
this train reach the above points - TO 80
HOURS In advance OF any other route.
tB-The 3:tj a. m. express hss PULLMAN
SUEEPlEG CAR from Cairo to Cincinnati, with.
out changes, aud through .lceper- 10 81. Louis
and Chicago.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
.ATAR r ~

correct diagnosis of this disease and can be de.
pended upon.. Soc Ut drggists; 6Oc by mail
Sample bottle by mail I0c
ELY BROTHERS, Dru glsts Oweoo,N,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
Fast Tine Cast.

pnSSunnars by this line 20 through 10 E4sI
"Do,h Soio ern points without Any delay
caused by SUNDAY Intervening. The saturday sirei
aoon tram .rou Cairo arrives ia new York Monday
nnrniug at 1875. Thirty.siI hours in advance Of
NJ other route,
tH-For through tickets sGd further iufOrma,,cl
spplY al Illinois Central Railroad Depot, Cairo.
j. II. JONES, TicKet Agent
A. II HANSON, Gen. Pare Agent. Chicago
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
WATER TANKS
Delivered at CAIRO. ILL.,,
at the FOLLOWING PRICES:

These tanks are made of CLEAR CYPRESS, IA
inches thick, securely hooped and are WATER
TIGHT, They are
Shipped whole and are we'll braced
10 prevent their being racked or broken in hand
ling. Estimates furnished for
Tanks of any Size.
~. RIGGS 81 BROS,
2i7 Delord St., New Orleans. La.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24
AUBURN LADIES' INSTITUTE,

For Limited Number of BOarders.
1859 Auburn, n. Y. 1854
Facilities for thorough and accomplished edu.
cation, beautiful surroundins best sanitary APP
pointmenis. and regular carriage-rlding.
Catalogues, with Patron testimonials and Refer.
eDCes from Western States, on application 10
MORTIMER l. BROWNE, A. NJ, Principal.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-24

For SALE:-Two vacant lots, numbered
80 and 81, in block "a, city of Cairo.
MARY PUTNAM.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-07-05
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

Forty million acres in Texas are
devoted to educational purposes.
In Mexico the school children who
have done best are allowed to smoke
cigars while pursuing their studies.-
~ Y. Sun.
The London Telegraph, rejoicing
in the decision of the University of Ok
ford to admit women to degrees, says
the life of married homes will be
happier when equal intellect and cul-
ture are to be found in husband and
wife"
The alumni of the Philadelphia
College of Pharmacy have condemned
the sale of Intoxicating liquors as a
beverage in drug stores as growing
evil, tending to degrade the profession
of pharmacy and damage the morals of
the community. Philadelphia Press.
-Parson Newman says that religion
does not Interfere with business life,
nor business life with religion" No;
they always keep q respectful distance
from each other, and that is why there
is so much rascality in the world
Rochester Democrat.
An English vicar has complained
to the Department of Education that
children of five years are compelled in
the schools to learn all about the prop
critics of rhomboids, trapezoids, penta-
CONS, octagons and paralleIograms of
every kind. He says they cannot even
pronounce the names.
The Society of Quakers, in England,
although it may not have kept pace
with the increase of other religious
bodies, has shown a steady growth.
The statistical statement issued at re-
cent meeting of the sect shows total
of 1920 members in England; so
that, although the rate of progress has
been comparatively slow, it has been
continuous for over twenty years.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Christian EnteTigcncer says:
''It is good plan that some churches
are adopting of having vigilance COM
mittees to look after the absentees from
Sunday worship. Any member out of
his place for two Sundays is reported to
the pastor, who Immediately takes
measures to- learn the reason why.
Strangers attending for two Sundays
are visited with the view of attaching
them to the congregation.
The English divines and scholars
have been very slow in examining and
adopting the Teaching of the Apos-
tles"-much slower than we have been;
but now they are getting quite excited
over it. Recently representatives of all
denominations met in the Jerusalem
Chapel, Westminster Abbey, to listen to
DIR. Hatch exposition of it. He spoke of
toe newly discovered manuscript as the
greatest discovery Of modern times"
and hoped that itwould prove the basis
for greater unity of spirit, if not of or
ganization, of Christendom.- ~ Y. En-
0??!l?er
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-07-05
SOME POETRY.

"A wandering tribe, called the Siouxs,
Near moccasins, having no shiouXs;
They are made of buckskin,
With the fieshy side in,
Embroideredwith beads of bright hiouxs.
When out on the war-path, the Siouxs
March single file-never by tiouXs-
And by "blazing' the trees
Can return at their ease,
And their way through the forests ne'el
Houxs.
AL new-fashioned boats he eschiouxs;
And uses the birch-bark caniouXs;
Those are handy and light,
And. inverted at night,
Give shelter from storms and from diouXs.
The principal food of the SiouXs
is Indian maize, which they briouXs,
And hominy make,
Or mix them a cake
And eat it with pork, as they chiouxs.
Now doesn't this spelling look ciouxrous?
PTS enough to make any one tiouXriousl
: So a word to the wiSel
Pray our language revise
With photography not so injiouXrious.
School Supplement.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-07-05
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

1t is the fashion now for dudes to
eat dried apples. They are so lawfully
swell" you know. That's, dried apples
are.
"A little instructions: "What, give a
prize to your SOM Hepersists in doing
nothingn' ''Well, give him the prize
of perseverance,, thenr Chicago Zz-i6-
at1ae.
-''An' that's the pillar of Hercules?''
she said, adjusting her silver spectacles-
Gracious! what are the rest of his bed
clothes like, | wonder. "-Yale NeUS.
Observation of new roller skater:
Sometimes, before sitting down, you
kick out violently at nothing with great
rapidity and the skate says "Klacketty!
slambang dunn klicketty bang !
whoof!'
Perhaps no man was ever more dis
turbed by tri1e than the reporter who,
concerning the appearance of the belle
of q town at picnic, intended to say
''she looked au fait," and found the
types had it ''she looked all feet"-M
7. Graphic.
"A man whose knowledge is based
on actual experience says that, when,
calling on their sweethearts, young
men should carry affection in their
hearts, perfection in their manners, and
CONNECTION in their pockets. - Boston
Journal.
Eyes, you may come again next
Sunday evening; but''-and she hest
given you pain?' he asked, as she still
Ill - I..f4
I'm sure" she responded; "but next
time don't wear one of those collars
with the points turning outward. -
amherst Student.
DEMONSTRATIONS rainy day last
week Gilhooly got into an Austin
Avenue street car, which was crowded
to the very utmost. When he put his
fare in the box, he remarked to the
driver: ''The railroad company think
they are very smart; but you can just
tell them for me, that if they let so
many people crowd into one car, no.
body will ride in the cars at all. -
Te1as Settings.
~ According to a recent rule of the
Western Union Telegraph Company,
operators are obliged to send their mes
sages exactly as they are written, fol-
lowing the spelling, no matter how
incorrect it may be. How would it
work if newspapers were to adopt q
similar rule regarding their published
communications? There would some
times appear some very unique speci-
mems of spelling reform.-SprinQGeId
(MasS.) Union.
"A nt-Grandpapa-
"What? Bob in love with Miss Fon-
talba, the comic actress at the Parthe-
non?" Bob (firing up). "Yes, grand
pa! And if you've got word to say
against that lady, it had better not be
said in my presence, that's all''
Grandpapa-'I say word against her!
Why, bless your heart, my dear boy!
was head over ears in love with her
myself--when L was your age!'-
London Punch.
In the concert room: She--"lsn't
lovelyP | never did hear such de-
licious music So tender, so plaintive,,
so refined, so soul-possessingm He
81 am delighted to know that you are
such a music-loyer; but this is nothing
to what you will hear when they,
have got through tuning their instru-
ments." She wishes she had not begun
her ecstasies quite 50 soon; but, poor
thing! how was she to know that this
wasn't a fugue or sonata or gavotte
or something or other'-B0StoH Post.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-07-05

--Etamine cloth, n coarse meshed
linen canvas, is imported among French
goods for summer wear. The canvas
cloth is manufactured in ecru or natural
ilaX-color, in goods both plain and bro
caded with roses, clusters Of carnation,
dots and other designs Chicago
J0Uyndl.