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Insurance..

Insurance ia n good thing, whether applied
co life or property. NO less IA blessing is any
thing that insures good health. fSdney-
Wort does this. IL Is natures great remedy.
il is mild, efcient cathartic, and acting at
the same time on the Liver, Kidneys, and
Bowels, IL relieves oil those organs and ena-
bles them to perform their duties perfectly.
IL has wonderful power. See advt.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

A POOR man in hila ielphia, who had suf-
fercd terribly from rheumatism, borrowed
dollar with which lie Purchased a bottle OF
Athlophoros. lie took his first dose on Tues
day afternoon and on Wedne day, alter but
s. en- doses, he had Mt an ache nor pain
left Price 81 per bo.te. Ath.ophoros Co.,
IL Wall Street, N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24
Boys Who Want TO Go Away.

Was there ever boy who didn't i'm
agine at some time that he wasn't used
well ut home, and gloomily revolved
plans in his mind for going sway off e"
and never coming back any more :?
Happily, it is "in his mind" that he
makes the fight, as a general thing,
though there have Ieen except ons.
To go way off meant, in our youthful
days, to become a sailor and bound
across the pillows to foreign lands in
sea- CHI of strange adventures, such as
we had read about in tales of the
Ocean" and similar books. But we
learned from small boy, with whom
we conversed the other day, that the
locality of sway off" had changed n
good deal since we used to contemplate
stealing away from the pa entail roof to
go in search of it. There isn't so much
romance about the sea now that iron
steamships have been generally intro
duced; they don't appear to catch the
youthful imagination. The boy who
chafes under parental authority nova
days and meditates running away. turns
his thoughts TO the boundless West.
He is undecided in his mind wheter he
will be gold-digger or stage robber,
but at any rate he determines TO start
we'll provided with the necessary nipple
ments for killing Indians, whose reek-
ing scalps he intends to express to
his parents as trophies of bis PROV
ess and bitter reminders that their
harshness aud bitter cruelty forced him
into this bloody occupation.
NH 10 ,,,,tA -. Mo 49, IL I, 4 - -
idea of foreign lands at all. His soul
didn't banker after sailor yarns told in
the fo'castle, nor did he yearn to be
rocked to sleep on the masthead,
soothed by the seas wild lullaby. He
thought, though, that if he could bor-
row pistol and run away from home
he could induce conductors to let him
ride free ON the railroads, and perhaps
make himself solid, as he expressed it,
with Pullman porter, who would give
him bunk in the sleeper at night, un-
til he could reach section in the West
where Indian shooting was most abund-
ant, when of course he could take care
of himself as what boy couldn't, who
was any boy at all? firing of that
for he supposed the novelty of killing
and scalping red men would wear of
after b me-he might write play, OF
which he was the hero, gather up a
company of Indians to help to play it,
and come East to star it as Antelope
jake" or something like that. 1t all
sounded very queer, but we realized
that fashions IN running away from
home change like everything else.
Happy youth, that can live and revel
in the land of way off," whether it be
reached DER stormy seas or by the per-
lis of modern railroading. Dream OF
it while you can, with the dred tears
on your cheeks, wrung by home wrongs,
real or imaginary; for the time will
come when you will realize that there
is no retreat in this world that will
shield you from LIES actual troubles
Cincinnati SATURDAY Night.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24
He Was or His Pase.

"The angle of incidence equals the
angle of reflection, said the teacher.
"Not always" interrupted smart
scholar.
How do you know?'
because I've seen q woman trying to
throw stone ut chicken. brook
Ign Eagle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24
A Modest Compe;.nce

In the way Of health is more commonly our
share than an exubsrance OF that dcsi able ar
ticle Let 1t be our aim to keep what we have
got, not to waste the bl, ssed endowment by i'm
prudent Ii ing and working. IL may be safely
predicated Methuselah thai he was not dys-
pept,c. The rapid rate at which This modern
generation lives. prcmstureY exhau@ts the phys
al energies 4 many. a safe II cans OF their re-
ncwa NAV be found in HOste tel Stomach Ri =
tiers, genuine auxiliary of digestion and secre
ton. and rhine urc' o. vgor. When
tee to 4uit is served with IL on the I oublesome
tenant, dyspepsia, he speedily eva ma es tn"
premises. and 1t il no less potent in bringing a
rcbSlliOus liver into objection. Consti alton
Yields IN IL, and rheumatism cannot = ccesSf llv
opl ose it's de, urating action. IL Is tlne gu
la of the kidne, eni bladder, and tranquil
iZes and ton = tje nerves. 1t lays foun dAtion
Of health upon which prudence may raise last
ing superstructnre. Lastly, though not least, it
Is commended by the me zeal fraternity.
COURAGE is the strength that enables us TO
combst evil; fortitude is the armor thar re-
sists evil after the combat Is decided against
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24
Marvellous Restorations.

slarkcy & Palen, 100 Girard street. Phla,le .
phia. IN Consu ption, tatarrh Neuralgia
bronchitis, Rheumatism, and all chronic q b.
eases, by Compound OXyg gen, are indeed
marvellous III you arc su erer from an,
disease which your physic an has failed a.
cure write for information about this rcat-
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HAY-FEvER is q type of catarrh having DC.

HAf-FEVEN II y pc OF CHttrfh INV ItIB Ic-
culiar symptoms. IL Is attended ~ an in
famed condition OF the lining membrane of
the nostr Is, tear-ducts AN TIN oat affecting
the lungs. An ucrid mucus Ia sccrcted the
discharge Is accompanied with burning SOL
sation. There @ severe spasms OF succ ing,
frequent attacks of headache, watcry and
infamed eye. Eiy's Cream Balm l. n remedy
founded on IA correct diagnosis OF this disea o
and can be depended upon. 80 cts. at drug
gists: 80 cts. by mail. Sample bottle by mail
10 cts. Ely Bros. Drag lists, Owcgo, n. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

AN old man in Gin rinnati makes q
living by going round between 3 and 6
o'clock in the morning waking working
people whose employment necessitates
rising early.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

PURE CodLiver Oil, made from selected
llvels on the sea shore, by CkswELL, HAZARD
a. Co., New York. Ii is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have olce taken 1t
prefer it to all others. Physicians have de-
cided # superior to any OF the other oils in
market
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

NowoMAN can live without some share OF
physical suffering; but many accept as incv-
sable great amount OF pafl which can he
avoided. Lydia L. Pinklams Vegetable
Comi ound was invented by one who under
stood its need, and had the rare skill To pro-
vid simple, yet admirably effective rem, dy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

VERY SATISFACTORY IN PROsTRATIoS.
nr. L. y. Gilmartin, Detroit, Mich, says:
~ have found IL very satis,actor, In its Of
fects, notably In tho prostration attendant
upon alcoholism"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24
Nou VIII Re itaDpy.

Make your old things look new by using
the Diamond Dyes. and you will be happy.
ANY of the fashionable colors for DC. at the
druggists. Wells, Richardson 4 Co., Burling-
Toe. vi.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

THE penetrating qualities OF petroleum are
well known to those who have any knowledge
Of ts properties at all, and tina; Is W hut makes
il 20 valuable az Il LaL' producer. carl o.ine
is ,rIde oil deprived of its odor ana color.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

a HORRIBLE but humorous paragraphs
sugg ests that the Boston creinatory Is only
new way of baking beings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24
Horford's Acid Phosphate

GRAIN merchants seldom indulge In short
stories; they prefer cereals.-Boston Courier
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LIKE HIS FATHER,

Eae WINS Afflicted with Stone tn the
HIaddser; also. like Him, WA Cures
by the Use of Dr. David kcnnedy's
Favoritc Remedy tof Rondout, y. xb
MIS-. W. Hicks Of Pleasant Valley. Dutchess Co.
Y. the son of Mr.. Il. S. Hicks, whose name may
have appeared in this journal in connection with am
article similar 10 this, was. Ike his father. afflicted
with stone in the Bladder only that his more
serious than his fathers The father advised the Son
10 write 20 DR. David Kennedy. Of Rondout ~ y. who.
he said would ten him what 10 do. DIR. Kennedy re-
Piled, suggesting the uso OF KENNEDYs FAVoRI'rE
REMEDY, which had worked 80 successfully in tho
fathers case. Mr.. Hicks who had been assured By
the local physicians that they could do nothing moro
for him tried FAVORITE REMEDY After two weeks
use of II he passed stone "a Of an inch long and OF
the thickness OF pipestcm Since then he hashad
no symptoms of the return Of the trouble. Here il
sick man healed What better results could have
been expected? What greater benefit could medical
science confer? The end gained; that Is surely
enough. Dr. Kennedy assures the public, by areputR
ton which he cannot afford TO forfeit mperil, that
the FAvO4TE REMEDY does invgorate the blood.
cures liver kidney and bladder complaints wen 40
all those diseases and weaknesses peculiar 20 females
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

WHY ought poultry-keephg to be most
profitable business Because for every grain
you give q fowl il gives peck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

CHAPPED Hands, Face. Pimplcs and rough
Skin, cured by using JUMPER 7 II SOAP, made
by CAswELI4, HAZARD q Co, New York.
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.Put NM at the CAN'T uouse

LOST his grip-the man who twisted q
mula'a fail
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WHEN are needles like some peoples
jokes? When there is no point TO
them
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

PARIS has ham fair. Why didn't it
go the whole hog?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

TIE close of the late Wharf.-The Blue and the
Gray Terds Siftinus.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

though on Tooth Ache" Ask for ii. In
slant relief, quick cure. 15c. Druggists.
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Skinny Men. Wells Health Remover restores
health and vigor. cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. Il.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-24

PUBLIC speakers and singers use Piso's Cure
for hoarscnoes and weak lungs.
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Rough on Pain" Porous Plaster, for Back
ache pains in the Chest, Rhe umatistn. Csc.
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IL afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It. 2jc.
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PfsO's Cure for Consumption is not only
pleasant 10 take, but 4 is sure to cure.
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-Rough on Dentist Tooth Powder. Fine,
Smooth. Cleansing Refreshing, Preservat've l5c.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-11
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The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-11

provements upon the Texas coast with
out better exhibit OF practical benefit
than has yet followed the present sys-
TEN. The fault Ii probably not so much
with the engineers as II Ia with the pol
Icy and permanent increased depth
shall result from each expenditure.
Both Aransas and Matagorda bays are
susceptible Of being improved 30 meet
all the requirements desired for an Inn
portant railroad connection with the In
terror. II an amount equal 10 that al
ready expended on each could be made
available upon the plan so many dollars
for so many feet Of permanently in
creased depth, II would either secure the
needed deep water station or demon
strnte that there were obstacles In the
way beyond the skill OF the civil engi-
neers TO overcome. The Advocate would
place the question entirely upon the
basis which has proved so successful Mt
the mouth OF the Mississippi. and which
has already added hundred times Its
cost to the value OF the products raised
In the great Northwest. This. we be-
lleve, will be the policy OF the near
future, and those who are interested In
the construction OF the proposed San
Astonio road cannot afford TO omit IL IN
their estimates ms having an important
bearing upon the ultimate success Of
their undertaking.
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w i,ton Tor tho San Antonio Light.
IN MEM0RIAM


or Mamma fully Died at the Central Hotel.
June u, 1894.
Passed away as the opening bud
Had brought the spring time here;
Passed away from those loving hearts
That fain would keep thee near.
Shaken down like the ripened grain,
Freed from this world of toll and pain;
Sweetly sleep. thy day is DER.
Rest FOR thee now on that farther shore.
The "golden cord" is loosed at last,
Thy bowl OF life Is broken;
Thy sun gone down with hallowed rest
Meath n love that Is unspoken.
When of we pass by the silent dead
And view their pale, cold face,
We vow within our Utmost hearts,
No sin shall our souls deface.
But the years roll on with silent tread
As we glide DER life's dull stream.
And we wake Mt last on the bed Of death
To find our resolves dream.
The good we do TO hearts that love
While the passing day is ours,
VIII crown our lives with n sweeter JOY.
Than graced fair Eden's bowers.
IT'S sad to write that word Farewell.
AS our loved ones pass from view,
But husband, daughter, sister, or friend,
Wen meet once more with you.
Beyond this fair and fading cline,
Where all we love grows cold,
Within that vale OF endless rest,
Where no death can orr hearts enfold.
MAGNOLIA.
Son tntnpta Inlv IN 1891
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San Antonlo's ION to the Gulf. "


From the Victoria Advocate.
e. The recent meeting at San Antonio In
furtherance Of the proposition to secure
direct railroad connection with the Gulf
seems to indicate that the people of that
city are awakening from their hereto
fore Indifferent attitude upon the sub
ject. Thirty years or more ago the mat
ter was first discussed, and it would
seem that ifthe road is ever to be actual
ly constructed, IL should be delayed no
longer. The question of a terminus on
the coast is now engaging the attention
of those interesting themselves in
the matter, and committee OF lead
ing citizens have been selected to visit
the different harbors and report their
availability. In this question is probably
involved the success of the enterprise.
A greater depth of n water than now
exists either at Pass Cavallo or Arkansas
Is absolutely necessary, something we
think is not at all likely so long as the
present policy of relying upon govern
ment engineers Is adhered to. In every
instance 1t has failed TO result In any
important benefit on the Texas coast
Official control, which forfeits nothing
for its failures, must eventually give
place to the contract system where pay
ment for work done depends entirely
upon the success achieved. The
country can scarcely be expected to
maintain much longer the annual
heavy appropriations for harbor I'M
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The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-11
FINEST BARGAIN IN SOUTHWEST TEXAS.

Two Farms for Sale in Guadalupe County.
One thousand two hundred and seven
ty-three acres of land In Guadalupe
CO., square shape, fronting on the Gaud-
alupe river; $50 acres In cultivation, mill
creek runs through the property, 800
acres well timbered, birch. oak, pecan,
cottonwood, sycamore, and black wal
nut. Variety OF soil, rich river bottom
land, and all fenced except n hundred
and thirty acres on an island-two wires
and one plank and mesquit post. Five
California houses and three log tene-
ment houses. The home house has four
rooms and shed room and kitchen with
galleries. There are convenient stock
pens on the place. Three hundred acres
In cultivation, divided into three fields.
The property Is situated nine miles from
the rail road and county seat and on n
main stage road. IL lies on the north
side OF the Guadalupe river and on both
sides of Mill creek. The titles are per-
feet, having been In possession for thirty
four years.
There are about 900 acres Of the rich
est alluvlal land between the two and
three hundred acres In timbered land.
There Is some rough land with sand
stone In great quantities, excellent for
building purposes.
In the second farm there are 200 acres
adjoining the above tract. 800 acres of
river bottom on the south side of the
river, 200 acres In cultivation. This
farm is not extensively improved, but is
fenced and being cultivated by negroes
in the employ OF the owner. Address,
j. w. BRADLEY,
Real Estate Agent, San Antonio, Tex.
G-2-tf
The best smoking tobacco Is "T.ittle
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-11

stables-Corner OF Avenue n and Houston
street. Connected by telephone AL orders
promptly attended TO, day and night. Tele-
phone connection N. $3.50.
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DIR. N. 8. Burnham,

ain,ance OF the oculist. Aurist and Laryngist.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-11

The best smoking tobacco is "I.ittle
Joker"
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o the
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-11

nllnds, Etc, Corner Austin and North
streets. San Antonio. rcxns.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-06-27

DRUNKENNESS IN PARIs.-There are two
davs in the week-Sunday. day of rest for
respectable people, and Monday, day OF
rest for those who work on Sunday, to show
their contempt of> God,and relision-when
YOU can see as much drunkenness. here as
in any other city in the world. Ali the
mannezincues, as the lower dens are called,
are crowded with male and female custom
ers, who drink wine which does not contain
a single drop of grape juice, redhot cau-de-
vie made out of ;3tatocs, aud liquors strong
enough to scaid the tongues of honest men
and women. I have ventured TO remon-
strate with these people and they told me
they drank 10 give themselves strength, and
that wine takes the place of food. Now'
alcohol in the animal stomach undergoes
no change whatever; it will be found III It's
original state in the brain, in the blood, and
in the liver, and it escapes unaltered from
the system, causing most frighttnl physical,
mental, aud moral ravages. Those who
have lived in Paris for few years cannot
but have noticed that this vice OF drunken
ness is on the increase. There are sections
of the city where every other door Is a
liouor shop. The State derives vast reve-
nnes from the sale Of this poison. Inc
annual amount spent by Parsians for dr'nis
exceeds $4,000 600, and half OF 1t IS expeno
ed in ntemperance.-EIcha
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-06-27

THE SOAP CArER.-A very successful
swindle, operated by street peddlers, is what
is technically known as the soap "caper."
For the purposes Of the swindle two fellows
will buy lot Of cheap soap and cut 1t up
into small pieces, which are dainlily per-
iumed and nicely wrapped III fancy colored
paper. This is all the stock III trade need
ed except generous allowance OF cheek.
One of the fellows dresses himself up like n
dude, and generally conducts himself 50
that every body to whom he appeals makes
fun of him. Perhaps he does sell q few pieces
of the soap, for it appears to do what Is
claimed for it, but he purposely makes such
an ass OF himself thatnobody wants to trade
with him. Soon, when he is boasting OF
how much soap he can sell in Il day, COM
mon looking fellow in the crowd calls out,
"Wcll, why don't you sell it, then p and at
once they get into II wrangle, which is end
ed by the plain fellow betting that he can
sell more soap in ten minutes than the pro.
pretor of the stand can sell in half an hour.
The bet is generally quite large one, and,
as sympathy is entirely with the common
looking fellow, the crowd comes to his sup
mort. and he rapidly sells out his share Of
the soap, and finally also disposes OF the
greater part of the others packages. 1t is
needless to say that the fellows are conled-
crates, and are. playing into each others
hands. Two good operators can make tre-
mendous profits by working this game, and
they run no risk of being arrested.-Boston
TDuripr
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-06-27
STRANGE DUEL.

Two brothers, Auguste and Andre Berni,
the former aged 40, the latter 33, both en-
ployed in the great glass mandatory at
Saint Denis, near Paris, became enamored
of Adele Vergeri, cook at Villette. She
received the visits Of the brothers with much
sang froid. To her it was amusing to see
first one, then the other, come putting and
blowing in his desire to be the first to greet
her. Neither would give in to the other,
and Adele had to escort them both out,
as neither would leave the other alone with
her. So terrible became the jealousy be-
tween the brothers that they would not
speak with each other. 1t had, however, to
be settled at last. Adele threatened that
unless her courtship ceased to be mixed
with hatred she would have TO ask the
brothers to desist from calling upon her.
The brothers met. They had parted from
Adele, and both confronted each other in
one of the great wine shops OF the Saint
Denis quarter, so appropriately called by
lola "Assommoir." They glared at each
other, and their friends saw at once that
mischief was brewing. They finally mo-
toned to each other to withdraw TO table.
They spoke low, but excitedly, smoked
quickly, duu Gue Dluo Sulohc VI luSll PlPco
was hot.
"a duel! Yes, duel!" This was dis
tinctly heard, and then the brothers beckon-
ed to Jules Remi and Alfred Peulier, friends
of theirs. They had decided upon fighting
duel, but not with swords or pistols. 1t
was to be duel TO death.
Two bottles of rum were put upon the ta-
bic. Two tumblers were set by the side of
the bottles and then this contractwa made
by the brothers in the presence OF witnesses
1T is agreed between the brothers Angus
te and Andre Berni, to drink rum until eth
er is unable to drink any more. The first
who succumbs will consider himself beaten,
and surrender all claims to Adele Vergcri."
The contract was signed, the bottles tip.
ped, and the tumblers filled. At tirstt the men
drank slowly, but, as the liquor began to ex-
cite their brains, they fairly poured it down
their throats. At the ninth glass Auguste
the younger of the brothers, gave yell Of
pain and fell senseless Andre Bern then
arose, and, with a smile on his face, turned
to leave Hardly had he reached the door
of the cabaret when ne threw up his hands
and fell senseless. He was quickly carried
to the hospital, but died shortly after reach
it of conclusion of the brain and paralysis
of the heart Auguste Berni, cyazed by the
rum he had drank, recovered from his faint,
ran madly through the streets, until, reach
ing the river Seine, he threw himself into
the water and was drowned before assist
ance could reach him.-Ihe Merchant and
Manufacturer, Cincinnati.