St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-08-03
MULDOONISM.
Written For the Sunday Globe /

in this case aserbe it to the hot weather.
was approached by an official in Minneapo-
lis last Saturday week afternoon and solicited
to join the would-be lynchers of Cantieny.
Lack of time caused me to decline. The
mob that stormed the city bastile that night
was not wholly composed of gamins and
roughs.
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Rolling along over the Royal Route the
other day, | secured seat with gentleman
by the maine of Crump, of Buffalo, and per-
During our conversation he Indignantly re-
PEELED the illusions to the governors moral
corruptness, and branded them as cowardly
lies.
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Red Wing has C. c. club, composed OF
sixteen or twenty charming young ladies,
each belle, gifted everyone of them) with
the beauty of Cleopatra and the wisdom OF
Penelope. That is, suppose they are, for
don't know blessed one of them. Every
summer they camp at Frontinac two or three
weeks, in cottage resembling chicken
coop; hence c. c. club. That's what the
wicked boys say.
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Were you aware, my dear readers, that
there is one Republican supreme court judge
in this state, who will not accept of railroad
pass in any form or shape, even though he
is close connection of of Smith Weed, the
attorney, of New York. IT'S so.
Nv
Some Moorhead people have always won
dered why the Moorhead Daily Neacs, in ex-
istence two years ago and a Knutty Nelson
organ, suspended so suddenly. An old
compositor on the paper tells me that Kin
dred gave the printers S25 apiece to strike,
and then backed them in starting the Enter
prise, his own organ. Now, that is not a
hard story to believe.
Nv
Do not people malign Doc Ames some?
Standing in saw mill not long ago, saw
the sharp, cruel teeth slash and cut a mans
fingers very badly. told him where good
surgeon could be found, but he said, as he
went out to have his wounds bandaged tenn
porarily, ''No; Pm going to Minneapolis.
Doc Ames will take care of me-" And go
he did, suffering all the time intense pain
and agony, but sure that the Doc would
make all right
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An old friend of his tells me that General
Israel Garrard brought to Frontenac three
million dollars, intending to realize there,
with that sum of money to aid him, many
dreams of youthful days. Still the place,
beautiful as it is, has never flourished.
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Many st. Paulites know, or will remember
Gen. Mclean, who resides at Frontenac
Grapevine electricity tells us that his eldest
daughter will marry an army lieutenant this
fall.
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What poppycocks some men become on their
elevation to an official position. A certain
state senator, who lives not hundred miles
from st. Paul, and can drop his his when he
forgets to think, wrote home to his unso-
phisticated folk, who feed the flocks on
Devonsnhire downs, on his first days occu-
pancy of a senator's seat, II am seated in
the Parliament of America" It had the de-
sired effect. All mail from home came after
that to the "Hon. -M Pr
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After all, does any one suppose that if
Laughlin's friends had fully determined to
lynch Cantieny, anything but fight could
have saved him. l have seen twelve masked,
armed men, silent as the grave in their
movements, take prisoner from 800 other
men and lynch him before their eyes. Why?
Because they were determined, and the OPP
posing 300 knew they would die before they
would be baked. So 1 consider that Mr.
Cantieny lives, not through the protection
afforded him, but because his would-be judges
were not ready.
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Grandmother Rumor whispers that the
Cannon valley extension of the NJ. & l..
road will not enter Mankato, as that burg
hopes. After entering Mankato township,
thus complying with the terms of their land
grant, the company intend to pass around
the city, pushing on to meet their own line
at Red Wood Falls or beyond. This is the
latest information.
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One glaring error in the rendition of
Lady Glare the cynical dramatic critics of the
sanity city,s press have failed to notice.
perhaps they we're bribed to keep silence.
In the duel scene the, Lord Ambermere fired
at the count of six, instead of seven as had
been agreed upon. Ambermere being a
dead shot, Of course this treachery or dra.
matte error would deprive Middleton of his
chance, unless he cracked away from the
spirit world.
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Gen. LIE Due, who drove the Mongolian
frantic with his well-meant tea-raising inten-
tons in this country, still clings to his hobby
and insists that 1t is practicable. He lives
in quiet at Hastings, engaged in light farm
ing and encouraging the Farmers Alliance
movement.
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A friend said to me the other day that
Cush. Davis was the most respectable Shake
sperean crank he ever knew; never intrud-
ing the subject on unwilling listeners. VIII
this fact be used to boom him for the
senates MULDooy.