Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-05-02

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aE looked her fully in the eye, then turned his
rhe ouestion took him unawares, alas! what
could he say?
For though he liked to firt with her, and praise
each golden curl,
Tithin bis heart another reigned-a far more
charming girl.
And 80 to cut the subjsct short, said he: "Dear'
if you choose,
You can say that I proposed to you, and You
thought best to refuse"
DURING church services in an eastern college
last Sunday, revolver in the hip pocket OF
student went IF and created considerable ex-
element. The president of the college severely
,ensured the students for handling their revol-
,ers in church, and said if such an affair
hould occur again he will order that all pls-
tolls shall be left in rooms during church hours.
PREACHER
Beecher,
Setting up to be a teacher
Without leaven,
Saws that heaven
Full of women is, and will be;
That tits 30, and so will still be.
But o Beecher,
Rotund teacher!
Have YOU ne'er observed that dadea
Rhymes no word so we'll as ladies +!
louisville Courier Journal.
TOPEKA LANCE: Mgr. Capel, the lecturer who
came over here to talk this country to DEATH Is
.eported to have lost his voice, and is therefore
compelled to retire from the field. This Is
terrible warning and should be posted in proml-
aent places all over Europe.
A NUMBER of cases of mumps have appeared
Il Huron. Some of the residents are cruel
enough to assert that the disease is but an cpl
demic of cheek left there by the delegates to
the convention.
LIVES Of editors remind us -
We may toll till end of time,
And departing leave behind us
But an old and battered dime.
EMERY SToRRs, of Chicago, pronounced
Logan man, admits that there is no show tor
the son of the sucker state, and believes that
Logan has an understanding with Blaine.
Some one suggests that Brown, the mind
reader. be sent to interview Mr.. Tildea. The
gery thought of such thing. would scare the
lear old gentleman into the woods.
LAWRENCE BARRETT runs house in fash
ionable quarter in London at $3.50 week, and
gives notable spreads. Larry Is putting on more
tyle than an editorial prince.
DULUTH TRIBUNE: An Athens, Georgia, law
yer defended a narrow gauge railroad in suit
md all that he got in payment for his services
was the road itself.
A MASSACHUSETTS, printer has given $3O'OOO
10 the Young Mems Christian Assoclatlon'
Very few printers give their money away like
bat.
The Second o. 8. cavalry, for ten years To-
Gated in Dakota, has been ordered to the Paclhc
coast. and will be succeeded by the First cav
airy.
An eastern paper conveys the information
that the spring boil is now blushiog. The as
,ertiona was written in humorous vein.
THERE were 257 deaths from cholera at CAL
cutts Last week. The watermelon season has
not vet begun in this northern latitude.
IT ia announced that Charles Reade left an
autobiography. A man never yet went on
journey without forgetting something.
WHEN you get tired paying board 60 to Penn
sylvania and 60 into the insane asylum. You
,.an live there for two dollars week.
The latest racket is for actresses to pray be-
fore hoing on the stage. When they come off
they swear at the light house.
IT costs but . shilling to hear Oscar Wilde
lecture this season, but even that seems to be .
useless waste of money. ...
FRANK JAMES Is next billed for trial in Cooper
county, No., with number of dates ahead for
future engagements.
ERIE, Pa, has an insane man who imagines
be is imbued with the spirit of Nebuchadnazzar.
A MAGAZINE writer asks if talk il dying out
He should have attended the Huron convention.
A BRoTHER of Judge Hanna, . leading politi-
clan of Indiana, is to be hung in Montana.
TEN per cent of the immigrants who landed
at New York last week were Mormons.
A MEDICAL journal states that the average
Chinese baby weighs but five pounds.
WASHINGTON territory democrats are for the
old ticket, Tilden and Hendricks.
TIE dark horse is beginning to feel his oats. j
THERE are 1885 negro voters in Illinois.
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