Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-02-02

organization Of American Methodism,
and the Southern church is arranging
to observe it in an appropriate manner.
DIR. DUNCANS COUGH BALSAM
This celebrated remedy will cure the
worst Cough in the shortest time. 1t
is pleasant to take.
A medical Journal devotes an entire
column to telling how to fall asleep.
while we can do it in three short words:
go to church." This shows the great
advantage Of the American paragraph
system over the old fashioned lengthy
editorial.
Don't Shake with Chills or burn with
Fever. Wilder's Chill Tonic is THE
sure cure. B
The first loom, it is stated, ever made
in the South was put in operation az the
Atlanta cotton factory last week. 1t
was made by the Georgia Mill Supply
Company, and pronounced the Rest
loom in the factory.
Torn to pieces with a cough? viii.
der's Wild Cherry will mend you up
as good as new. 5
A New York man has asked for a
divorce because a moustache is sprouts
ing on his wife's lip. As a rule, it
makes man mad to have any nous.
tache on his wife's lip but his own.
A young man is made better by a
sisters love and fever and ague are
cured by Wilder's Chill Tonic-also
malaria and periodical disorders. 5
Not a nail is used in the construc-
ton of houses in Japan. They are put
together by a method of mortising.
Wherever Consumption prevails there
Wilder's Wild Cherry is needed. 1t
never fails to cure. 5
Detroit Free Press: 81 wish | was
a star" he said, smiling at his own
poetic fancy. II would rather you
were a comet" she said, in dreamy
tone that made his pulse quicken with
hope. "And why?" he asked, with
suppressed anxiety. "Oh," she re.
piled, in freezing tone, eff you were
y comet you would only come round
once in fifteen hundred years"
"Fine birds make fine feathers, anG
Wilder's Sarsaparilla and Potash make
the Blood pune and healthy. 5
at must have been slippery weather
when the prodigal son returned" Tht
Harlan man asked, "Why, IN you
opinion, was it slippery" Because
returned the small boy, "the old mar
fell on his neck"
Does death end all? Well, no; bu
Wilders' Stomach Bitters ends all Indi
estion, Constipation and BilliousneSs.
The man who married girl because
she "struck his fancy, says she strikes
him any where that comes handy now
CURE FOR GROUP.
That most dangerous and dreadful
disease, 40 fatal in many cases, quickl,
cured by DIR. DUNCAN'S COUGF
BALSAM.
eyes," the Nebraska farmer said
"barbed wire fence lie expensive; bu
the hired man doesn't stop to res
every time he has tn climb it.
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THE BEST LIVER MEDICINl
Now before the public is DR.. Duncan
Liver and Kidney Medicine. 1t
sure and quick to cure.
A new bar at the mouth of tn
Mississippi is proposed. This doesn
look as il they went much on Ne,
p Years resolutions down in Louisian,
ALLOVER THESOUTH.
y DR.. nuncaL's Famous Liver an
q Kidney Medicine is now sold all ov;
the South. 1t never fails to regula'
the Bowels, cures Constipation, an
acts directly on the Liver and Kidney
New York is to have a cat SHOW
The only remarkable thing about it
o the fact that it is not for the benefit
, The Bartholdi statue pedestal fund.
Dyspepsia and Indigestion.
! These affections are iroublesom,
make you miserable, aud are easily an