Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-03-01

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Mr. NulkittIe attended the great South
ern Exposition at Louisville On ths 0oO-
orabie day sss aside BY the managerial
- the time when the Arkansaw pro4eo-
efs should come a . religious pfodoeo
Of the great State where judges are "a
numeroos and where the eornceb stop
per il never dry. There were . Gfoas
many preachers on the excursion. III
oid-time Baptist. Who thanked the Lord
that be had never rubbed his back
against q college vail; the old Presby-
terrain, Who thanked the Lord that be
had; the Methodist, who thanked ne
Lord that be had broken the cane N Id
vance of civilizAsioo-au vent to behold
the wonderful siahts. When the dete-
cation arrived at Louisville, By some
mistake. made by hasty officials. the
preachers we're mistaken for pres e.
oorxion. A delegation of newspaper
men vent TO meet them, and. having
provided hacks. the divines we're taken
70 large brewery, which the Minister
took TO botAo GEpu9t1on building. when
the brevuy Zen bagan 70 tap nnmeruoa
kegs Of beer. - peeachers looked at
each other in astonishment. The editor
of Louisville paper lifted . schooner
and said:
"Geutlemen, this is the first time that
Ne have met, but let % hope II viii mot
10 the last. Your State, BY it, exhibit,
shows that it has made great advance
ment in the past fev years, work which
the entire country must attribute to yoes
united efforts. Let rs all JOIN in fra
teFnal giAss Of Harmless besf, vhieA. eveh
thoaRh oany Of you nay b pEohibi-
tioaists, an do no harm Arc yoo load
edl Hese We CO." So
The ministers felt some enc peesGna
their fingers around the handles Of the
glasses; and, not wishing ~ spoil the
high compliment which the intelligent
Louisville preacher" had paid to their
State, drank IN hearty response.
Fill 'em up again." called the Lou
isville preacher. Mr.. Mulkittle auee-
toned the propriety of such a proceed
ing, but he waved aside this impression,
knowing that leading minister Of the
great city of Louisville vas necessarily
an eminent man, and one Who would
not violate the minuteet rule of oloHRio
morals.
Let % sec the Arkansas depart
ment," said Mr.. Aulkittle. addressing
the officiating clergyman.
The editor laughed and said:
"You are q good one" and, turning
to the brewery man, he asked in an un-
dertone to be shown the r0Om where he
kspt NJ vhiakio1. Thio way, gentle
men, ht shouted; !" - will now show
voe son.shine sAas via make you fed
The ministers we're conducted into .
10 -..is n"n t,o~.sa ths-c C n, nssvsr~ ~,
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W. ko.s'ss w Iouno ~. soe pUac
sson, ana ne attempted 70 draw u dovn'
Nv ~. '1 =. a.' ~ . S.;Ur "a ~
olo. no soe1 4n9snet otin.l ana 70
mafked toa lesneosss snaI te4Rion "a
Inso0eo0 70 2 osy0yo0. Inc 10o!s.iue
goae - ~ - % e1u sl.ou y
49, 49,: ~ -. IRE, s0iie3 asVm unoes
u. M ,!u ~. uoU'1.ou su"s 10 cC0lo
with thump that Jared the house. The
oid baPs'sts laughed ana MuIk'ttle ex-
clAimsd: -, :.
bet any man nve dollars there am :
an olo napsiss IN the mouse snas can
dance on the shlnR.
II never was backed out by . yaller.
leg co -, n; sa. " saia an ola h fellow.
that's in il" and he mounted the barrel,
only TO fall with terrible jar.
You rolled It OUT" he said to Null
Kite, o.
NO, dldnt; 1t was the whisky slAsh-
ing around"
Blame IT, you've drunk a. much 81
have"
meant the whisky in the barrel"
No, sir; you meant the whisky in me.
Moe way to accuse man, when you are
drunk already" -
"DrunkF repeated Mr.. Mulkittle. in
q tone OF contempt; "you don't know
wnea drunk IA"
M You DO"
= den't know anything moro about
It shan yoa dor exclaimed Mr.. 4ulkit-
tie; "and. furthermore, II You want any
thug non me yen Gan get it. Do you
hoarY" sss
!" Well, 10v. here replied the old
bapeast Your crowd hes been ont.
TIM an slashin' q foe oosne time, an ]
vans - ssunderstand took the p0lpit
sefore the sun rts an The buttermilk
gave ont"
An0s0e whisky ave out shortly
ateor you got there." replied the Pres
byteIsao.
"Whas9 the matter with your" dc
manded the bapeist. Thar ain't %
many p'to0 OF dihereno0 AtVixt "a.
xoo DON'T believe y the nourner's
replied toe tresoytefian.
N0IEm 4I 90 Az. You OD&l0VD IN f0PA.