Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-06-15

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Sm blown about q room will kin
"a mosquito in it. II you , leave
'p y ,be day more files WIN come
= ~ uIndows up and light burn
=, ,' more mosquitoes will come in.
Si' ~ ,ao confidently on the malcon-
s1p! vi, r,li be around among them
1 Ein' w hand TO take such,fellows
Nissa ssnor,ntaln and call their atten-
,i,,,y landscapes
spsdsr. 80. s,,,nps.l
lied folks qnarre's more or less
Uncle Nose, "but KNOWS vs. y man
s,ssi hasn't had a iurse LOT de las
s,usoin togeddei9' . ,,
pey los III &c same mouse.
!sssaisvery mawnin ana washes oy
ss 'Is dey quarrels at night. How
lrprov dey DON'T ,
90 Innsh,n' all day: and her husband
Nwra,chman in IL big store on
,xnl He goes of before she comes
repuss,o ret back in the mawhin'
ra ne a av gone ont washin'. OATS
l s mr. lie last five years, and dc
oa on hasn't passed between 'em
4 waters. -,
I'm ,he Detroit Free Press
glua romen customers bother you
~. q citizen who was Walking
Inward avenue grocer the other
se,dom want to pay the prices.
u,.,ral for them to want to beat
Dssmres. There comes one now
W wants strawberries. Here are
.nss nj fifteen cents per quart,
III should ask her only eleven she'd
|, or ten.
uiIacts.
Il, on, just for ajoke. If she asks
Ere pui 1t at eieven.'
e, arreed ana presently the woman
mupied the sixteen foxes OF Der
~ nose aud of course inquired.
Won any strawberries this morn
cuets"
.ltboxes?'
nrehs' ,a,.o,
es,he whcle lot" she quietly OBJ
,.sbe handed out So bill, and take
id. ~.
..n ssc somehow believe, that 1t was
~ ha,,rapn he 1.-TWO.
medicines.
| a. New York Commercial Bulletin {:
- of the West End recently en-
rolored gentle man TO clear the win
ssnaiion of ashes from his cellar,
I iob being well done lie summoned
-,.mbian 10 his presence, commend.
IN and minated the possibility of
rlrploy ment.
piake yo' order, sab" said the ash.
Mn satisfied grin.
raj is your name?" asked the en-
aiding drug
lrort Worth.
nd as any
Ia world.
4. Washington was the complacent
Washington, George Washington"
sathe Inquirer quizzica,ly; ''seems TO
sn heard that name before"
avs ry es rolled and his worries glis-
III delivered the crushing answ,r:
.tos., pink you orter heard II belo';
hollerlng ashes roun' here desc ten
reasonable.
FHswhistle.
nj on you
I.as Of night.
1.-THE Baltimore Every Saturday.
rire to leave you all tomorrow,
AMY coiored cook To a lady who
rwera West End mansion few day S
Il hdy was naturally surprised and
b. My, Dlnah, W hat l. the mean
"A, We are pleased with you and
vne To git married"
you startle me. l never noticed any
Eallemen friends coming here, and
Hnrely go ont
Jon know that went to funeral
riy.r
Ei what has that 10 do with your
~
Fine TO marry the husband of the
~ wife died only week ago."
~ but IL makes no difference"
propose to YOU at the grave?"
.gsctly. but was de belle OBJ dat
Knows dat
ssince welded the heart-broken
Fisia' Prescrip.
Especially.
Sisyou, reader,
-tand see us.
"SPECIALLY JIM"
Unity good look!n' when ! was
~ black-eyed an slim,
~ Jim.
1tsl one OF 'em all was he,
an han'som'. an trim;
~ up my head an maze fun O. the
aly Jim!
y stationery.
'Hind combs.
~ The best
IND Medicines.
amt no pinion o. men,
,uldnt take stock in him,
I,P a-comin' In spite o. my talk,
ued q havin' 'em roun',
Nv JimD
srmy mind I'd settle down
~upwith him.
married. one Sunday In church,
osoed full to the brim:
IN ay way 10 get rid OF EN- all,
sand Bandages.
sand channels skins.
~ at lowest prices.
waller in the world,
l'pi very cold.
why pure fruit juices.
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