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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09
Gentlemen's Furnishings.

Large lot Of Black silk Tycoon Ties put at 23c.
1900 Linen Collars, large sizes, &c each, from
l2%c.
Mis-mAted four-py Linen Cuffs. &c per pair,
from 25c
Paper Collars and Cuffs, five leading styles The
stock 10 be closed out at half price No more to he
kept
Fifty dozeu suspenders, 25e pair twenty dozen
Boys Snspenders. Toe pair.
Boys White Shirts small size Il l5e formerly zoe.
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Judge n Man by Ills Hat.

The spirit of character turks in the hat,
which is the one adjunct that gives the lend
ing touch to the toilet of man or woman.
If woman is stylish her hat will say SO.
If she is foolish or sensible, refined or COM
monplace, her hat viii tell it. If man is
a gentleman his hat will prove it. A fop,
fool, swell and fraud may be known
by their hats. Men may contrive to make
every other article Of their apparel lie and
dissemble, but truth clings to hat. The
face may be compelled to conceal every
thing, but upon the hat no spell of secresy
can be laid. Look at it and read its owners
mind.
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Table Linen, &c.
Muslins.

The advent OF the new year marks the beginning
oil The sewing season. We prepared TO distri-
bute al the popular makes of Sheeting. Shifting
AND Pillow Musiins in all widths, In both bleached
ana unheaeed. and at lower prices, in most in
stances than you've before known.
In addition to the well known brand, that have
achieved well merited reputation we offer many
reiiaDle makes that are sold on their intrinsic
merits viz:
good "a Bleaehed Muslin at 4lsc
good 7-8 Bleached Muslin at Sc
good IA Bleached Muslin at &C.
good Al Cambria Muslin at &c
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09
Ribbons.

Sash Ribbons in large variety half the
former price.
30 pieces Black Moire Ribbons. 9 in.
Zoe; s ill.,, 60c.
Lot Polka Dot Ribbons, ill.,, reduced
from $l25 to soc.
Lot Block Sash, u inches wide, 81;
now 81.
H., same quality, 81; now soc.
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Bric-a-Brac, Etc.

bronze and Brass Goods, together with large
lot Of articles in Olive Wood, consisting Of odd
pieces at hal price ~ o''
Jewel Boxes and Dressing Cases at one.tbirI off
former prices mi" ''
400 Bottles Cologne, Toe to zoe
40c. i'o' ''e 10
Leather Gard Cases in great variety.
Segar ana cigarette Cases in great variety.
. i.oe Liush SIX and Fur Bags. formerly sold al
% and 90, reduced to Is to 75c w ~
raley Sard Cases, Portfolios &c, &c from show
ing during The large Christmas trade they ara
as will insure speedy sale ~ ~ s'V" P'''es
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09

S)me say Consumption can't be cured"
Ayers Cherry Pectoral, as proved by for
ty years experience, will cure this d.
sease when not already advanced beyond
the reach of medical aid. Even then its
use affords very great relief, and insures
refreshing sleep.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09
Handkerchief.

783 dozen Gentlemens Pure Linen
Handkerchiefs; woven borders and
woven checked centres Never sold
less than 15c each; now to be sold
by the dozen, at 81 per dozen, and
in no less quantity.
Alb dozen Gentlemen's Pure Linen
three quarter Hemstitched Hand
kercbiefs; will be sold in not less
than half dozen, at 81. Never sold
less than $1.50. Very desirable
$50 dozen Printed Hemstitched; same
price, and sold in same quantities.
270 dozen Ladies' White Hemmed Lin
en- Cambria Handkerchiefs, from
$120 down to 75c; to be sold in
lots of not less than one dozen.
666 dozen French Sheer Linen Cambria
Hemmed Handkerchiefs, full 16 in !.
square, $50 per dozen; to be sold
in not less than one-half dozen lots,
at 81 per dozen.
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LaceS.

Lot Ruchings, in several styles. reduced
one-half
Cream and Black Spanish Net, Matalesse
and Hand Run, also cnt down.
Lot Medicis Lace, reduced from zoe to
13c.
Lot Medicis Lace, reduced from 45c to
25c.
5000 yds. Torchon Laces, to be sold at
one-third less than former prices
1000 yds Black French Laces, to be sold
at a reduction of 40 per ct on former
prices.
Real b ,eton Laces, choice styles,
Reduced from zoe. to Zoe.
- 45c. to 30c.
. :. 55c to 4ilc.
. 9 60c. to 45c.
Nottingham Laces reduced so per ct.
Lot Linen Collars, for 25c, former
price, l2lc each; . for %, former
price, zoe each.
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Boys Clothing.

, now 81. 'S' "eie
Is All wool Blouse Suits, with neat cords down
ront and back, were I so now 5,
100 pairs Boys Pants many Of then, all-,v,
we're 80 and b. now ]. "oo''
b Boys oyercoals. Dark Cass were 6. now 4.
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Dress Goods.

Special reduction in Paris Novelties.
OF these we show great variety lbut few du-
plieates) They embrace the latest fall productions
Of the Paris manufactures. These extreme re-
duetons willtake many of them off in a day or two.
% inch Silk and Wool and All-Wool Novelties
were so and 75c 25c.
A. inch Striped and Figured Novelties were 81 to
Il inch Figured Ottoman Cloths were $3.50;
now S5c.
Illuminated Ottoman Cloths, in rich figures, were
~ %; now 81.
A inch Novelties in Cashmere Patterns, for
wraps were 81 49, now 81.
A lot, including a great variety OF styles IN
Broche Figures, Stripes, etc. were ~; now ~.
A inch Diagonal, with Soutache Embroidery De
signs were $3.50; 81.
"a inch Oriental Cashmere Novelties, were 81;
now $3.50.
"a Brocade Velvet Novelties; now 80.
Novelties In Cashmere with Chenille pendants
for dress ga.niture reduced from - 10 81 ~ 10 -
French Novelties in robes with broche figures,
reduced from $25 to Sl2.
Plush Striped robes were s25 now Sl2
Embroidered Cashmere robes in garnet navy
and green down to 81. 5000 and $3.50.
A in. Plain Bison Cloth, LIS down from s2
"a Figured Bison Cloth 81 down Fl ON ~.
A &" Figured Bison Cloth, 49, down from ~
A Illuminated Ottoman 81, down from 81 90
AZ !" French cheyiot Checks, Zoe, down from II.
10 t Cancels Hair Cheyiots. 85c, down from ST.
As Cloth Stripes, soc, down from I5e.
A :" Invisible Checks. J5c down from 81,
a z French Dress tbs, 81, down from VI "a
IA " French Dress tlotns -. DOWN from VI ~
a =. Pin Head Checks, 60c down from S75.
French Wrapper Elannels, SIC Down from 60c.
~ in. Killing stripes soc, down from 75e.
~ !. Basket Cloth, Doc, down from zoe.
AZ " Diagonal Melange, soc, down from 75c.
AZ +" French Shooda Cloth soc, down from 60c
~ !" French Beiges, 4jc, down from Coo
20 /. Cloth Checks, 40c, down from soc.
&c . Dress Flannels, 45c down from 55e
sc . Cashmeres, 33e, down from 40c.
&c !" All.Wool Serge, 25c, down from 35e.
Lupin's French Merin0s reduced to 45c.
All other qualities from Is to 20 per cent.
35c All-Wool Ottomans down to DC.
25c All-Wool Suitngs down to i5e.
2Sc Cloth Checks down to 20c.
3715e Block Checks down to SOC.
A lot Of Tycoon Wrapper Reps iedaced to l2lae
No such styles have ever been sold so low before
&c Calicoes down to 412c.
Standard Cacoes down to SC.
Best Sc goods down 10 size.
Also included in this sale a full assortment oil
real Scotch Gnghams, in fancy Plaids and Mourn
ings.
Scotch Gnghanis now FIG; original price zoe.
Scotch Ginghams now Use; original price 25c
Finest Scotch Ginghams 25c; original prices 800
aud 3713c.
This Is a rare opportunity 10 secure these finG
goods at the low prices usually had for domestic
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Stationery.

. Plush Boxes Of Paper and Envelopes for . 30.
some having sold at 8 90 to 90 each '"' : ~
100 Plush Photo Albums at 90 worth ,,,o,,
more and scarce on the market '''"
cut as low as ) 90 to IL co. o H'o"i">
1000 Fancy Boxes of Paper and Envalonas T.. =.
sorted tints, worth 40c for 25c each Vp's' :" "N-
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UNDENHAHBLE
Reduction in Prices !
e. A. D0tlNELLY & CO.,
F GSH J CLOTHIERS. |Sss6a5ssii
ONE !
PRICE !
(oPERA
/ HOUSE

On and after TODAY and until the balance of our Winter
Suits and Overcoa Solo, make to all buyers Discount
of TEN PER CENT from already Low Prices The
price marked in Plain Figures the original ticket sewed
each garment An actual Reduction is therefore made
plain TO everyone.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09
China.

Decorated Tea Sets SO pieces, down
from 500 30 to $15. Fiue Dinner
Sets, 1870 pieces, from 1856 to $50.
Minton Chamber sets Gncluding
iarl. $25 to $18.
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Millinery Goods.

imported Felt Hats at soc and 75c; former price
so. - oi'"s' P''''
Trimmed Bonnets which we do not caro- o keen
shd nave marked down in like proportion
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09
Gloves.

Lot Children's Lined Gloves, fur tops,
reduced from 81 35 to 81 per pair
Lot Mems Lined Buttoned Gloves, sold
at 81 so, now 81.
Lot Warmest Gloves made, Scotch wool,
Csc down to SOC. 75c to 65c and 81
to 85c.
Lot Ladies' Castor Gloves, sold at $l.25;
now Zoe
Lot Ladies' Kid Gauntlets, sold at $3.50;
now 81. so.
Lot Dents best made two button Gents
Kid Gloves, at 81: were 81
Lot genuine Foster Ladies' Kid Gloves,
reduced from So 25 to 81 so.
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Large lot Damask, finer, 81.
Large lot Damask, still finer, s1.25.
Lot of Cluny Lace Bordered Towels.
Former price SIS per dozen
now reduced to 90c each.
Lot of Old Bleached Linen Towels,
celebrated for its good quality
fax, down to 25c. An extra
quality, soc; best we ever sold.
Table Linen, &C.
fine lot. good quality Bransey Table Linen.
soc from 90.
Fine Double Damask Cream Colored Table Linen
reduced from 10 to Soc.
Extra large Dinner Napkins, z size, former
price 4, now So
Lot 54-inch Pillow Linen from 70ec 10 80; also
45-ineh ditto from soc to 40e
Linen Sheeting 12-4 or ~ yards wide:
81 25 down to 81
IS down to 10
So down to 20
In to-day visit 10 the Linen quarter inquire for
the printed Linen Lawns. They are now ready at
zoe reduced from 28
25c reduced from II
2sc reduced from 30
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Ladies' Coats and Wraps.

These lots are all new this season aud many oil
The garments are Just delivered from the manu-
facturers. = ,.t,,,.
Ottoman sicilian and Satin Dolmans' fur trim
med and quilted Innings.
S6D Dolman down to $40
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-01-09

Seal Dolmans reduced from $500 to $3.50. These
are the best goods, 54 inches long.
Seal Doman from $500 to $3.50,
$50 to l75.
200 to $50.
i or s Seal Coats, reduced from Si75 TO SIPS, and
from $3.50 to 800.
s Princess Louise Satin Garments fur trimmed
and fur lined, S25 down to els.
Lot Fur Lined Circulars go down to $3.50 Bet
ter lot goes down $50 Still better lot down to $50
3 Braided Satin listers Fur Lined, from $3.50 TO
fO1. nnothpr down 10 S75
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marked n day andm lahd@
Bags esanl
anch
Apukags anas omle
t
Grand
tecrtin tina 40 hop pt IS b oKss onagam
Chestnut lhn sdca T na Market streets JlH.N W:a.V:ZMaAER.
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EmbrOideries and White Goods

5000 pieces Nainsook Edgings aud In
settings $50:
Lot, former price 55c; nov 40c.
Lot, former price 75c; now 60c.
Lot, former price 81; now 75c
Lot, former price 81. so; now 81 20
Lot, former price 50 so; now -
Lot, former price So; now ~ 25.
500 pieces Ecru EdgiDgs and Insert
ings, Dotted and Figured Swiss at a
reduction Of 80 Ter cent.
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Carpets.

% per yard. '"ipe's'
Is styles Of best fiye-frame Bodv Rr.ssa,s -
pets, down TO 1879. = ar
= styles Tapestry Carpets, from soc to zoe
~ SYKES smyrna Carpets from 1 IS to / n
~ styles Ingram, from 90 to CSC. " 80
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A special lot Of imported short wraps with
chenille fringe.
Light cloth Jackets plush trimmed;
1920 to Ss.Uo
1890 to 100
500 to $50
800 to 400
pussian cir ciiIafs fur trimmed:
S25 TO so
20 to II
Is to -
Tailor made cloth suits very low - s'."V' siV'
Sl2, SIS and $50.
Hack siockineIIp packets:
si2 reduced 10 IS
10 d
Blacks stockiuette new markets.
S25 down to $50
~ is
on L.
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CLARK PIERS0N, Editor.
LAMBERTyILLE, N. j.
Wednesday, Jan. 8, 1884.
CLARK PIERS0N, Editor.
NEW JERSEY LEGISLATURE.


The Legislature organized ON Tuesday.
There was not very spirited contest for
the offices in The gilt of The two Houses.
In the Senate, Mr.. Vail, Of Union was
elected President VIM. a. Styles, of Sus-
sex, Secretary Assistant Secretary, w.
A. McCrellish, of Mercer Epgrossing
Clerk, A. L. English Of Atlantic; Ser
geaGi-atAr Joseph A. Donelly of
Union; Assistant Sergeant-at-A Arms, Chas.
H. Hopkins, of Morris.
Several bills were introduced by various
Secretaries and the Governors message
was read. We have no room for the docu-
ment. It is lengthy and of 20 special
interest.
In the House nothing was done beyond
the election Of its officers, which are as
follows:
Speaker-A. B. stoney, Monmouth.
Clerk-H. d. Winton, Bergen
Assistant Clerk-Thomas f. Noonan,
Hudson.
Engrossiug Glerk-D. Sweeney Suite,
Hunterdon.
Sergeant-at. Arms-.Con. Donovan, Hud-
son.
Assistant-James johnson, Passaic.
rkeepers-Jonathan II. Peterson,
of Middlesex Benjamin Manning of
Hudson John Bunnell, of Warren, and
John Feeney, of Hudson.
Sam. Semple, of Camden, is Speakers
Private Secretary, and Samuel Fowler, of
Sussex, journal Clerk.
~.-ae-~
BY the burning of the Immaculate Con-
ceplion Convent at Belleville, Illinois, OPP
posite St. Lonis, twenty six sisters and
pupils of the school lost their lives on
Saturday night, The fire broke out
about II q clock, when the thermometer
was far below zero. All of the inmates
slept upon the third floor, and as there
were no ladders accessible it WAS impossi
be to reach them.
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NOW rs THE TIME FOR
DOMESTIC SEWING

The recent fall In Domestic Goods should be
taken advantage of. Our hleaeheh muslins ut s
and 10 cents will surprise those not posted In the
new prices always u few older styles OF cent
prints at and cents.
Coats Dolmans and Coakings that must be clos
"a aiin the seNsuus-priOoA have hepn @usnsi
a.,e4sis 10 accomplish tl,is Few inure choice
blankets for those that have not already secured
n bargain.
r. II. VAN HORN 4 BRO,
- and "a North Union Street,
Jan. 9 1851. Lambertyillc N. ].
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
BEL YIDERE DIVISION.

Trains for Ne.c York and Philadelphia
On and after November 2st, 1883.
Leave Manunka Chunk $50 n m, 70 80 1856 and
$50 m.
Leave Belvidere CSC a IN, II SO, 4O5 and G rs D M
Leave Phillipsburg 100 m, 100, a.l0 and 7.2O
pm.
Leave Frenchtown 754 m, $40, Sis and 7.5i
p m.
Leave Bennington TAO a IN 100 and 4.4C pm.
Arrive Lambertyie S.iS m, $50 and 3 Is p
Leave Lambertville 7.05 anS S.25 III, 40 $50
and 500 pm.
Arrive Trenton 7.l3 and s5a a M, 2.45, 6 80 and
S.45
Arrive Philadelphia (Kensington) 9.io and 1875
Arrive Philadelphia BROAD Street station) $50
and 9'So a NJ, 3.5o, 90 and 955 pm.
M $50, $50 and 10 35 p m.
Trains from Philadelphia and Nesc Fork
Leave New York, via Trenton, 7.2o, lilo n m
Leave Philadelphia (Kensinston) 7,l5 IN, 1901,
Leave Philadelphia Broad Street station) $50
a M, 1901, 800, 400 and 600 m
Leave Trenton $40 m, i.2a 800, $50 and 5.05
pm
Arrive Lambertville o.lS a m, 200, 4.25. 500 and
T.42 IN.
Leave Lambertylle for Pennington 9.4S am, PIP
and 5.23 m.
Arrive Pennington 1920 M, SEQ and 555 p m.
Leave frenchtown t0.i6 M, 2.3I, 5.4S and 1923
Leave phillIpsbure o.a2, 1895 n M $40 e.25 and
910p
Arrive Bclvidere 1900, i23 m, s.ss, e.a5 and
9.i5 pm.
Arrive AIanunka Chunk 1907, 1880 m, i3,
7.03 and 9.55 pm.
Connection is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Laekawanna Il Western Railroad; Le-
high Junction with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh Sus-
quehanna, Morris 4 Essex, and New Jersey Central
Railroads, AT bambertvlle with Pennington Rail-
road. At Trenton with trains 10 and from New
York, Camden, &c.
For further information, see timetables, which
can be obtained at the ticket offices.
CHAS. L. PuGH, j. Il. WOOD
General Manager General Passenger Agent
+. W. JACKSON,
Gen'l Supt. U. Il. II. of n. j. Div.
J, A. ANDERSON, Supt. Belvldere Div.
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March. 1883.

FARMERS SONS spS g. e' Uss = "s %ase
near homo. Address G, c. PHELPS 4 CO., Phila-
dclphia, Pa. Dec i2.-4w
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Blood would Run,

Apply by little tin>
ger into the nostrils.
BY ABSORPTION ii effect
ually elesnscs the ma
sal passages OF ca
tarrbal yirus,fausin
healthy secrNi ms =
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Black Goods.

Lot 800 yds, Black Cashmere, roc;
were 90c.
Lot 1900 yds Black Lupin's Cashmere, at
40c never sold under Soc
Lot 500 yds All Wool Plaids, at soc; form
erly 75c.
Lot 1000 Ga Black All Wool Armure, sold
at 81; now 75c.
Lot 40 10. Black Monte Cloth, sold at rs;
now 55c.
Lot 1000 yds az in. Black Ottoman Cloth,
Csc; now SOC.
Lot Ladies' Black French Cloth, A in.
sold at $l.25; now 81.
Lot A in. Black Jersey Cloth, sold at
50 80; now Sl.50 az
Lot $500 yds. Black All Wool Damasses,
at csc; sold at SOC.
Lot AZ in, All Wool Black Diagonal,
sold at 1lc: now SOC
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Silks and Velyets.

Lot Black Ottoman Silks reduced
from 50 to $1.25.
Lot 10 in. Black Silk Velvet, price,
$I.35, down to 81.
Lot Black Rhadzimer Barre down
from $3.50 to 1925.
Lot Antne Guinet Black Silk, Is ii.
Gros Grain, at soc.
40 per ct. less than regular price.
10 in, Toe. ; great reduction.
20 in, soc. great reduction.
20 ill.,, QUO; great reduction, 30 per
ct off.
20 in., 81 great reduction.
One lot, 90 in, never sold less than
$3.50; now $1.125.
Another lot, never sold less than
$2.25; Sl.85.
Another lot, never sold less than
$3.50, for $2.65.
Lot Black Satin Rhadamas, Ace per
yd less what was $1.75, now
S1.35.
LOU OF summer oiiks, Toe.
Lot Is in. Gros Grain Silks, all
colors, SOC.
Another lot, 20 in. Gros Grain Silks,
all colors, 75c.
Another lot, 20 in. Gros Grain Silks,
all colors, 81.
Lot Colored Damasse former price,
$3.50 and 80; down to 75c.
Another lot, from 1915 and SO,
r down to Sl.50.
Lot very fine Matelasse, So; down
to SO.
Lot Colored Satin Merveilleux, q
in. wide, never sold less than
$1.30 now 81.
Fancy Brocade Silks, from $500 to
$S per yd; reduced one-half.
Lot Watered Silks, Sl.75, $3.50,
$l25; all down TO Toe.
Lot Colored Damasses, former price,
$1.25 down to Soc.
Lot Black Damasse, $3.50; cnt in
half, 1925.
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Children's Coats and Wraps.
FurS.

Lot of 40 Coats and listers for children of to
10 years The latter reduced from Sl475 to Sll,
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THE MARKETS.

Lamoertville. Jan 0, 1884.
PRICES OF GRAIN corrected every Wednes-
day by T. i. LEAR, dealer in Grain, Flour,
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JlHN W:a.N:AyM.zAER.

BOP l9q ilaha 90 as
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-01-30
A Powdered Locomotive.

A Buffalo locomotive entered the
-four business in a hurry the other day.
A train was leaving the city at full
speed, when on cross-road beyond
the city line the engineer discovered
man with wagon-load Of barrels at
tempting to cross the track. In spite
of the air-brake the engine slid on to
the crossing and caught the rash team
ster before he got across the rails. The
engine struck the wagon plump in the
centre. The farmer went flying thirty
feet away, and the horses, liberated
from their load, sped away down the
road. Strange to relate, the man was
uninjured. He pick himself up swear
ing mad, and made things blue around
there for little while. But oh, the
poor engine! The barrels were -four
barrels, and the machine was sight
to behold! FIGURED? We should say
it was! And didn't the wipers quote
when they saw the machine come into
the round-uouse at the end Of the trip?
The Roller Mill.
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p AT e n s

: Is 5 81
Obtained, and al other business in the
u. =. Patent Office attended to for
MODERATE FEES.
Our office is opposite the .. S. Pat.
INT, office and Wa can obtain patents
in less time than those remote from
WASHINGTON
Send MODEL OR DRIFTING. We
advise as to patentability free Of
charga; and we make No Charge I'm.
Tess we obtain Fotemt.
We refer, here, 10 the Postmaster,
the Supt. Of money order Div. and
TO officials OF the q. 5. Patent Office.
For circular advice, terms and refer
ences to actual clients III your own
State or county. write to
G.. A Snow q Co.,
Oppo- Patent Office, y ashington, DC
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The ORIGIN of '1Fudga.n

This is a curious word, having pos
tive personality underlying it. Such,
at least, it is, if D'Israeli's account
thereof be authentic. D'Israeli quotes
rom very old pamphlet, entitled RE
marks Upon the Navy wherein the
author says: There was in our time
one Capt. Fudge, commander of a mer-
chairman, the BiacS Eagle, Of the time
OF Charles IL, who, Upon his return
from a voyage, how ili-fraught soever
his ship was, always brought home his
owners a good crop of lies, so much
that now, aboard ship, the sailors, when
they hear great lie told cry out, You
fudge it.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-01-30

Saturday forenoon man and his wife.
evidently on a visit from the interior,
rode up Woodward avenue on the car
for mile or SO, and tbs woman then
raped on the door for the driver to
stop. The pair left the car, but had
scarcely reached the ground when the
man remoEntesd the platform and rung
the bell ana stepped off. The driver
Naifed until they had reached the walk
and then asked: SIS
why did you ring the belle"
We'll want folks to know that we
aren' 7 half as green as we look was
the reply. We know how a street
car should be stopped just as well as
u we had lived here ten years. We're
oH-go ahead !'-D Detroit Free Press>
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-01-30
A boy near Poughkeepsie took som

q boy near Foughkeepsle TOOK some
paint and dye and fixed up a dog to
resemble an escaped menagerie Loop
ard. And of course the dog felt bad
a'ld hunted up his master and went to
snlifing at bis heels, and the mas re
went up g tree so quick that it abso-
lutely astounded the dog, who sat down
to wait for the old man to descend. It
was cold day; the wind blew and the
bare branches ratified and the man
shivered and sWore for nalf an hour,
till finally the dog barked. Boston
Post,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-01-30
.SPEER'S
PORTUGAL GaAPF VINE
Also

FERMENTED GRAPE JUICE.
Used in the principal Churches for Cummunion
Excellent for Females Weakly Persons and tn
aged.