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mo. a. RESCOT1. Real Estate Broker,
~ 14l6 street northwest

Il FUND LIIE ASSOCIATION having for year cir
cuiated their falsehoods throughout the country has
1ocalt es AMI apontng committees to attend the
nual meeting OF the Association for the purpose of in
vestieang for themselves the truth fasty of these
charles and the actual condition Of the affairs Of the
AssocaIiuu As result the Association * well az the
management have received unqualified and uuan-
NOUS endorsement by every committee
Extract fir III the report Of the Buffalo committee.
- With every facility for detecting fraud
crookedness or maladninisraton, indication thereof
porous condition. dealing Justly with members and
honora ~ with the public then appearances are eceu
tive and facts unreliable
Extract from the report of the Baltimore committee
From every inquiry made. all the inv stiya-
ton given TO The 1atter and ON their personal oDser-
,atiou the coittee think it safe TO say that tn
entirely worthy OF the entire confidence its
members Its truly mutual association. where each
member forms nIiouent pa t. and powerful tao
tor to do god OF harm" Office o. l509 Ii street
tebi J. y. kNlC1HI. Aysut
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SOVGOOHOH
WINNIPEG, NAN, March THE proceedings OF
the convention have been delayed by the dif1culty
OF the committee to obtain an interview with the
been out OF town, and could not be found Until last
night. He expressed sympathy with the action Of
the convention, but would not declare his course in
the event OF the Dominion government not grant
Ing concessions asked motion was introduced
Yesterday favor1ng an appeal to England 10 allow
MANITOBA to Withdraw from the confederation aud
be British colony, With separate constitution
and government OF its own.
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End Of allie Of Crime.

NOTED DESfERADo HANGS HIMSELF In PRISON.
CHICAGO, March IRA telephone message 70 the
Daily Netcs from Joliet, Ill, states that Frank
kande, the desperate, who made an attempt upon
the life OF Deputy Warden Mcdonald At the state
penitentiary last Saturday night, and who was
placed In solitary CELL last night succeeded In end
ing bis career by hanging himself Rande's real
name was Charles c. Scott. He killed no less than
thirteen persons In Indiana, Illinois and Missouri
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nR- LION. THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED AND
~ only rsiiatle Ladies Physician l.: the city car, be
Consulted ia y. 329 No. III male comp nts
and rre 4cltles quickly removed PrUrn: treatment
ScrresIondeEce az. Consultations strictly onfi i-ntl
Separate rooms ialcs Ofice hours to aid to g.
Ili41-1ms -
On DAYS TRIAL.
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Crushed sO Death.

TROY, NY, March 7.-Hugh q. Hughes, proprte-
tor OF the Eureka state quarry, at Poutney was
instantly killed yesterday afternoon In the quarry
by the fall OF large stone being hoisLed rom the
pit workman was also seriously Injured
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District ssovernmen. Asfairs.
SPECIAL POLICE OFFICERS

SPkCIlL POLICE OFFICERS
In accordance with request OF Chief r. N. Burr1ll
OF the bureau OF engraving and printing, the Com
missioners to-day commissioned as members of the
Metropolitan police force, Tor special duty In the
protection OF government property and preservation
OF order about that building, Messrs Geo. Il. Hess
John A. Darling and DE Witt c. Harrington. These
all served In the Union army during the late war.
Mr. WALLACE ExoNERATRD BY THE GRAND JURY
The grand jury today ignored the charge OF man.
slaughter against John William wallace for caus-
ing the death OF Joseph T. Coldwel, who died from
injuries received by being Knocked down and run
over by MI. Wallaces carriage February 3D. last
NEW Digg1ns tor an assault, and the case was con-
tlnued I'LL after the death OF Mr.. Coldwell when,
although the corOner's Jury had exonerated Wal
and on February 2lst. 1884, he was held IN q 900
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I'd Edition.
latest HelGgranS to The Star
A Weeks Busine., Failures.

NEW YORK, March THE business failures
throughout the country occurring during the last
several days, as reported TO K. t Dun Co.. num-
s. Ia Canadian increase for the United states OF
y anu for Canada OF ID as compared With last
Week Failures are on the increase In the mid lie
ana Pacific states, and especially III Canada, where
the hgures or the week are higher than have been
reported Tor years in that periOJ.
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FINANCIAL.

FIN ANCIAL.
j. Ill. SoUIrr CO.
BANKERS
1416 Pennsylvania avenue
LIBERAL RATE uF INTEREST ALLOWED ON
TINE DEPOSITi
Cal IT send for I rms
INVESTMENT SECURITIES UNITED STATES
LAND WARRANTS ard TRADE DOLLARS bought
sol y. maj ket rates
COLLECTIONS made everywhere febi9
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Copyripht in Canada.

OTTAWA. ONE, March IA bill has been intro
duced In the house or commons amend the pres
ent copyright law by placing dramatic authors in
the same position AS 10 copying as other authors.
he copyright Will be vested In The author aid
his heilS lur nifty years after us death.
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SECURITY From Loss By BoRa1AaY.
ROBBERY. FIRE OR ACCIDENT
TEE NATIONAL SAFE DEPOSIT COMPANY
cfWashlnytoa.
1r TT own building.
CORNER 18TH STREET AND NEW YORK
lerletla Charter act OF Congress January odd 1867
The Company rents Safes inside it's Fire and buriar
1fooI anlts al prices varying IS to SEQ
according to size and location. Rooms aud Desks adj
Joining vaults provided tor Safe-renterA
VAULT LOOKS GUARDED BY The SARGENT
IIME-LOCK.
SECURITIES AND vALUABLEs OF every descrtp-
ton, INCLUDING BONDS and STOCKS, PLATE, JEW
ELRY, DEEDS, &c, taken for FE-kkEPiNi. on
slkCIAL GUARANTEE. at the Lowest katesL
BFNJAMlN P. SNYDER. President
CHARLES G. GLONEk OF RigYs Co. Vice President
I. LAMkASON RIGGS Treasurer
A-EEhr /. 6TUk1EvANT, Secretary
&. E Ny1nAn Asst Secy.
.D1&Ac1ORS:
Teniamin r. Snyder. Charles @. Glover.
T. LawrasOn Riggs, Henry A. Willard
Albert l. Sturtevant, John F. Rodgers,
John g. Parke. d1
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No PAY OFFICER To Colt has been decided not
to detail officer of the pay corps to accompany
the Greedy relief expedition.
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T,HoMAs E. wAGaAMAN. Auctioueer.

vENhUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
Il REAL Estate, ON SEVENTEENTH STREET,
BETWEEN AND I. NORTHWEST
BY virtue Of certain deed Vi trust bearing date ga
July 1878 and duly recorded among the land l
ores OF the District OF Columbia, in Liber No 722 ~A
1oo ~ and by tie item Gretio of the party
cured hereby, will s. u public auction in front of
II. premises; on MEDNEsD.Y. TIL Mn TEEN Il
UAt OF NJ ARCH, 1884, at OUR O'CLOCK P. NJ. all
that piece or parcel Of land situate in the City O: ash
lAsjoii IN tn District OF Columbia. known and de-
scibed as in Nc. II the subdivision of square No 164.
II; SdcdiVIson eng recorded the Surveyors Office,
bStlct o. Columbia. i'll ib'r H. D. c.. 2l0 together
with the improvements AND arprtenances the improve
utS cJlsiStlnk OF hnc tUGfstury and III nsaIti roof
brick DWELLING KIN No. lU12 18th street north
west
IerIts Of sale One cash. and the balance in two
equal Instruments payable in and two wears with
itetest secured by the pronissorv notes IF pur-
Chaser aud dd of trust OF the property sold de-
TCs!t OF 100 VIII DC required upon the The
I'd II TIE rms 4 sale are not cCmplied with thin
tn Gays the property VIII lie advertised and sold at
the iisk aid cost Of the defau ting purchaser
a. &. BRADLEY. Trustee.
ul5-d&ds 472 Louisiana ave NV
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AUCTION SALES.

WALTER B. WILLIAMS CO.. Auctioneers.
RE ULAR SALE F PAILoR CHAMBER, DINING
room FlRNlTURE, CAI.i ELS ETC. AT AUG
TON.
On O-MORRoW MORNING. MARCH EIGHTH at
len orc. OCk A. NJ. shall sell wit aud trout
CT our saesToJm gen, raj assortment of the above
goctts.
1t WALTER B. WILLIAMS co. Auc.s
nUNCANsoN BROS. Auc;ioneers.
2, HORSES AND TEXAS PONIES BELONGING
TO The HERDIC tHETON COMPANY AL
On THURSDAY MORNING, MARCH THIR-
IEtNI II, lsst. beginning at iWELTt O'CLOCK. we
WILL sell at the stables Of the Herdic PhRton Com any
cJrner 10Th and < streets southeast
70 Horses : Ponies
The above can be day OF sale
TIE. cash nhf.5t
nUNCANSON BROS, Auctioneerx
fOR ACCOUNT OF WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN TO
- PAY ADVANCES AND CHARok~
On TUESDAY MORNING. MARCH ELEvETH. 1899
u EsEN CCLJtK We will sell within our sales.
rooms 9th and streets nOrthwes by direction of
holder q certain collateral nots the following vaua-
bic 3ewelry.
Sle gar Pearl Ear Rings
One Pearl Gross.
One pair aold -Chain Bracelets tpearl setting)
One Dill mond Pin tl9 stones
Terms cash mh7.3t
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AUCTION SALES.
THIS EVENING.

w ALTER b. WILLIAMS q CO.. Auetioneers
SALE OF WATCHES AND JEwELRY AT THE
sALESRoOMs, CuRN r Of TENTH AND u
IkLElS. SILL PROGRESSING. Now IL
IhE CHANCE To SECURE WATCHES AT Low,
FLICkS SAILS DAILY All HALF PASS SEVEN
n.AI-Iw WALTER B. WILLIAMS CO. Aucts.
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THOMAs BOWLING. Auctloneer.

EXECUTORS, SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
REAL ESTATE IN GEORGETOWN.
~ The jast VIII. testament end codicil o. the late I
Isabella DAVIS DECEASED We will offer at Eubc ~
front Of the premises all tn certain pieces or pL-cels
Of grounu and premises landing tO1etr and known as
and blng Lot numbered ninety to) III Is. alls ad
aton to GEORGETOWN III the Dist let of Columbi fro Mt
ing sixty feet the north side of eal and run
hing back with that width hundred and twenty feet
to the line vi said lot, with the buildings and ill.,
provcnents tie same cons sting of thr e-s;ory
brick house with cellar and attic Also the alley con-
Meeting said Lot with West street the is de-
scriled and conveyed deed Richard Smith to
stephen Cassin dated Janu y 20 1884, aud recorded IN
llher ". L. "a toio 3. It seq.
Also pat Of lot numbered ninety-six (q6l in Roall's
addition 70 Georgetown. and nclde within the fol-
lowing Letes and bounds: Beginning fUr the nt at
point distant ninc;y feet from the southeast cor
her OF lot numbered ninety (yJ sad addition
and runni. 9 westwaTlv the north line OF I}rall
twenty-five more or less to the east line o.
iot i:umDeied NINETY 1--WE (,5J said addition thence
SAID lot. thence eastwardy and parallel with first
Inc twenty-five feet. less and tc4ce south
wrdly Ole hundred ana twenty teet to vi beasiI-
ming.
Terms Sale One-Hourh of the purchase money to
be rald III cash and tine balance i'll six twelve eic cen
and twenty four months with ere tat six pcr nm
per anUIl On the deferred p.yntn:s-t purchasers
notes IL be Elven for the by deed trust
uon the property sold or al cash. al the purchasers
being bought. TO the sale. Terms be complied
with in ten days tn property viii be- resold il sale
not complied with III tat time the risk and of
tine dctautng purchaser All couveyauciug and record
FRANCES r. r. pROMWELL
isabella HAGNER
fet4 3tw4w&dbs Executors
rE-THr ABOVE SALE IS POSTPONED on AC-
MARCH. 1884. hour anu place By order Of he
EXECUTORS mho-eodbs
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CAPT. ScHLEy, the commander OF the Greedy re-
lief expedition. has been called to Annapolis BY the
death OF his father-tn-law. He Will return Monday
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AT MEETING OF THE BUREAU CHIEFS OF the
Treasury department to-day suitable resolutions
expressing sympathy and sorrow at the death Of
Solicitor RaYner were adopted.
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YINdONAS BOWLING, Auc:ionee-.
POSITIVE SALE OF FINE BAY HAMBLEToNIAN
MARE
On SATURDAY. MARCH EIGHTH, 1884 at TWELVE
NJ in front of salesrooms viii Ii bay Hamble.
tonian Mare years VI prompt and free dri fast
kind and gentle: fra of any hing W.rks In ali
harness Iuerly owned by Gen. Grant.
Terms cash mh6.2t
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nLp WINE AND CID FRIENDS ARR TZOV-I .
~ Sne cest SO Is S1H's Old stand Know tor vsa-,
81 tnT w iiaSe "-err nrst-cl2ss SECOND
CT cal. AZ E>e~ haafess
sIS40 , Se siAoo No GIG d street between sIn ADD
, - .tH streets northwest
@--Nsss - a--ai sS0n4Ssiy stIsnusd.A
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Alcohol and Animal SPIRITS.

''Alcohol" is Ill Arabic word, mean
ing Hthe fine powder used To stain the
eyelids, which was adopted into me-
dieval Latin. Then it was used in CAR
ly chemistry to denote any fine impal-
pable powder, especially thatproduced
by sublimation, rs 'alcohol of sui
phnr, the first quotation in this sense
in English being in 1913. About $50
years later, by the extension of the
idea Of sublimation to fluids, we meet
with "alconol of wine" We find the
word iguratiyely used by Coleridge---
.'intent selfishness, the ALCOHOL of egot-
ism." Subsequently ''alcohol" alone
came to mean pure SPIRIT" and quite
recently the word has been applied to
any liquor containing alcohol. In mod
ern chemistry an extensive class of
compounds OF the same type as spirits
of wine has been included under this
name. For the origin Of animal spir-
its' we are referred to what is now an
obsolete doctrine in physiology, '.Ani-
mali is from 4'animus," .'the soul.n
The t'animal Spirits had their seat in
the brain, and gave feeling and mov-
ing to the body" Milton uses the
term in this sense, when be says that
Satan might faint the animal spirits. =
After animal WAS thought to mean
the substantive "animal's-a word Of
later introduction, which is not found
in the Bible-''anirnal spirits came to
mean, first, "animal courage" and,
lastly, acquired its present meaning Of
natural gayety OF disposition. Lon. +
don Hnect1tnr - = = 80. N ~
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WAGONS
Made and Repaired in Little
Falls i'm Ffrst-class Style at
Lauermann s. Geib's.

To the People Of Morrison County:
Wagons manufactured by us at the
Little Falls Wagon and Carriage Shops
formerly. the Concord Carriage Shops
can now he seen at the above shops or at
j. G. Hesseli Il Co.'s agricultural ma
chinery yard. We also have for sale
neckyokes, whittltrees, spring seats, etc,
ETC., and will sell them at such prices
that it will pay you to buy Of US, where
you can patrenize local industries and
not send your money East We are also
prepared TO take orders for and manu-
facture Carriages, Buggics or Spring
Wagons, and we viii give satisfactory
prices and guarantee first class work and
material. We make a specially of re-
pairing Of all kinds in our line and if
you leave your work with us we will
guarantee you PROMPTNESS and the
best grade Of material and workmanship.
Also remember we guarantee our wagons
and everything we manufacture to be
strictly first class and equal TO anything
in the market. Give us trial.
LAuERMANN s. GE1B,
AT McCsuley's old stand in Little Falls,
MiRn
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A Tough Job.

A dozen men gathered around a
cracker barrel in a New York grocery
store Thursday evening and watched q
cooper cat crackers. The cooper had
bet . new hat with a carpenter that he
could eat ten butter crackers, about
one and q half inches in diameter, In
ten minutes, without drinking any
water or other liquid, The cooper. be-
gan his fourth cracker at the end of
two minutes and seemed to enjoy it.
It was minute later when he began
on the fifth. ..Well, they are pretty
dry, he remarked huskily. Il took
him two minutes to get the cracker
down, and when he began on the sixth
he looked as though he didn't care
much for crackers anyway. His eyes
were red and there was an 'uncomfort-
able working of the muscles Of his
throat. Exactly eight minutes from
the start he put the seventh cracker ia
his mouth and cheWed slowly upon it,
By hard work he managed to swallow
it and commenced on the eighth.
Times up, z said the time keeper be-.
fore he had begun to swallow again.
Yell, I'll be hanged, 2 said the coop
.er, chats tough Job. = 85 *s ..s..l never
yet saw 4 man do #, Il observed the
I'm England we used "a.
pit 9 man eating ten of those Biscuits
you call 'em crack ers against a man
drinking glass of water by the tea.
and the r-drinker always
came opt ahead. Seven aud a quarter
is mr. size. s .s.s85 ss. ST.
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From Rich Prairie.
Rich Prairie, June

Rich Prairie, June 5.
DR.. Dim1er will soon move from Rich
Prairie to Gilmanton, Benton Co.
Mat Newman has sold his farm and
removed to Little Falls, where he will
work at carpeatering.
r. NJ. Worthington was in town on
Sunday in the interests of the ST. Paul
Hail Insurance company.
Faust's band gave very pleasant party
at Mic Hennen's hall on Monday even
ing, and large crowd was in attendance,
Peter Virnig, our able towa assessor,
has about finished his work, and reports
a great increase in the property valua-
ton Of Pierz.
One of our prominent widowers will
soon be married to buxom Miss in this
town. He has nine children and the
prospective bride has been mysteriously
blessed with an offspring; SO that they
will have a. healthy sized family to start
life with.
Several fires occurred in this vicinity
during the past week. Last Friday a
barn belonging to john Primelsberger
burned down, and two year old colt
which was in the stable was burned. 1t
is rumored that one of the children
staretd the fire. Ais property is all
insured in the Pierz Mutual Fire a.so-
citation. Gotlieb Krebs, single man
living On claim in the northwestern
part Of the town, while working in his
field few days ago, discovered his house
ablaze, and he failed to reach it in time
10 save the building or any Of it's con-
tents. The blacksmith shop also had a
narrow escape from fre.
SUBsCRIBEH.
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A Good Story Of TewfiIx.

The khedive Of Egypt always used to
rise early, and generally began his
reading of official reports at s. o'clock
a. M; but ono morning, during the re-
cent siege, he had slipped out into the
garden Of GheSireh at sunrise, and WIS
returning to the palace. when he was
stopped by q sentry. Yer can't 20 in
ERE, yer know, said tho English sol.
der, with good-natured contempt tor
the Ignorance Of an evident ..furriner. 2 /
but belong to the palace, !" said the
khediye IN his hesitating English. Oh.
do yerp-wen, what sort st ! rlaco.
ave yer gotp" Every good. &. ..Ah.
Fine times, / s'pose; nothing 10 do and
plenty to eat, from the look OF yer.
Wouldn't mind serving this chap nv
sell, II ed give me s shillings ! day.
What sort Of q teller is hee'' inst
then the sergeant coming round saint
ed the khediye. who passed, 10. the
horror OF the sentry. now recognizing
his mistake. Tho colonel. getting Is
hear OF the accident, Thought IL nscas.
sary to offer an apology to the khediYe.
who, however, was delighted, and told
the story ct least twice d day for 3
month. Ismail would at once hayu 90.
ken the man into his service, md pos
sibly out Of pure caprice have made
him q pasha before long Bit TeYGk
does not indulge IN pranks of this sort.
Another time something III ssa SANG
sort happened. md Tewlf agaye ~ ~
small coin to the sentry. Thxnk Won,
johnnie, s said the soldier. sIewfk
gave q larger coin. Much oblired. 81
sir, said the sentry, making sainte,S
Tewhk gave s gold coin. Beg ysl.
pardon, yer ghness.. Present srmS
there. ---L ondo's a the,,sups. e
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LedOux LacOnics.

81. 81 II IA I'll une Z, a es5'a
a i K. Miller, nf Little Falls, smiled
on friends here last week. I'd .,5 ss&. "
Mrs. III. S Clyde is an the sick list
this week bur hopes to recover soon sE.
~ + +, 5X ##Ledoux, ] /, and family,of Lit
tie Fails, spent last Sunday visiting
friends here. !. .5.i NM Z
Ourschool has the largest enrolment
and hest attendance this summer that IL
has had for years. i &. I. L.
Miss Mary Green has returned home,
after an absence Of three months, ana ne
are glad that it isjso. zSs'@t s.. 5 .a
There was a genuine surprise" at Jas
Green's last Wednesday night. All
were gay and happy. @aE #.s y:
Dolph Fearing and wife have gone to
Long Prairie to visit relatives. They
will probably return to-day.
. Jerry Blais and wife have gone to La
fond, where Mr.. B. will work and Mrs.
B. will be postmistress. Wcswish them
luck. 80. ..,...
Runner says that there will soon h~sa
store erected near the CaIhOlic=church by
a party from Two Rivers. Let 'em
come.
1t was not Peter Arnold who had his
leg broken, as the papers stated, but
prospero, his, brother Peter is here on
his farm.
n r. x. Ledoux, Jr., has bought the
stock and rented the Lewis farm for a
term Of three years. He will take i'm
mediate possession.
This town is overwhelmed with grief
for it is to lose: its most generous bene-
factors. Those Of us who have received
so much sympathy and aid from them
will not be slow to note the change which
will be made in our socia! circle by the
departure of Robert Lewis and his pure
minded wife for three9years' visit 1t
will be hard for Mr.. Ledoux, or any one,
to fill the position they occupied as they
did.
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Women and Umbrellas.

Long-continued observation has con-
WINGED the Boston Globe that the well
fare OF society demands Immediate
consideration of whether W omen should
he allowed to carry umbrellas. 1t may
be urged in defense of continuing tho
privilege that to refuse it would be in
violation OF the inalienable right of the
pursuit OF happiness. But if a woman
gets any happiness out. of knocking off
peoples hats and gouging out their
eyes, to say nothing of tangling up the
points of the umbrella ribs in the hair
OF other women, she ought to be in
duced either by lnoral suasion or legal
compulsion to pursue happiness in
some other way. It is well recog-
nized principle that the rights of one
person end where those of another be-
gin, and since woman appears to be
unable to keep her umbrella out of the
corporate limits of other people 1t is
quite evident that she should be limited
in the exercise of her right to carry UNI
brellas to the desert of Sahara, the al
kali plains and the Russian steppes. If
q woman were capable of being edu-
Gated In the proper carrying Of UNI
brellas there would be some hope that
with the process OF education and de-
velopment she might learn to WELD her
present death-dealing instrument above
the danger-line. But it is a physical
impossibility She is born that way.
She can no more carry an umbrella as
it ought to be carried than she can
throw a stone without those indiscriba-
Bile gyrations, or catch Il ball when she
doesn't wear an apron. tits too true,
but shefmust accept the consequences,
just as she must accept the consequent
ces of not being able to throw Straight
the inevitable consequence of never HIT :
ting anything. This being true, and
moral suasion having failed to bring
about the desired end, nothing remains
but to protect the hats, eyes and hair
OF the community by legal means.
And it will be seen at onco that this is 1
a fit subject for. constitutional prohibi-z
ton. The aim is to secure large por-
ton Of the community in the possess
ion Of their inalienable rights of wear
ing their hats on the tops of their
heads and keeping their natural eyes.