Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-11-08
Four hundred John Smiths are ems
ployed by the Government.

bility if you use WildeFs Stomach
Bitters. %
There are two reasons why some
people don't mind their own business.
One is that they haven't any business,
and the other is that they haven't any
mind.
For Round Worms, Tape Worms,
Spasms use nothing but Wilder's
Mothers Worm Syrup. 20
A young lady who was blamed for
allowing her glove to be discovered in
a young mans pocket stated that she
had no hand in it.
"The Lord loves cheerful giver.
In all cases where a tonic is needed
give Wilder's Stomach Bitters. 1t is
the boss. 20
Seek not to know tomorow's doom
The present moments all our store;
The next, should heaven allow,
Then this will be no more;
So all our life is but one instant now.
Millions of people die with Scrofula.
If these victims would use Wilder's
Sarsaparilla and Potash their lives
would be saved. 20
Mrs. Jane Gray Swisshelm invented
the use of the red light on the rear of
all passenger cars. 1t is her tribute to
the safety of American travel.--N. Y.
Sun.
A mild, delightful invigorant for
delicate females is Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. Cures costiveness and head>
ache. 20
Clement Bates, of Plymouth, Mass,
has rung the church bells of the town
for over fifty years, and has buried over
three thousand dead. He is still the
sexton.--Boston Globe.
1t costs one dollar and it saves your
life-Wilder's Sarsaparilla and Potash
cures all diseases of the Blood and
Skin. %
"Man wants but little here below ;
nor wants that little long," wrote the
poet. Mr.. Long who was in love with
Miss Little, wrote it; "Man wants but
little here below; but wants that
Little Long"
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 20
2 lovers sat beneath the shade,
And un2 the other said:
GLOW 1913 that you be9
Hath smiled upon this suit of mine
If 5 heart, it palps you
Thy voice is mu6 melody
IT'S to be thy loved l, q
Say, 0ty nymph, wilt marry me?"
Then lisped she soft, "Why 1Sly"
To take a cheerful view of life, thu
trials and temptations that line its rug
ged way, is a duty, which it is impossi
BILE to fulfill when one is troubled witt
chills and fever. The best remedy il
Cliford's Febrifuge, or Fever anC
Ague cure. A sure and certain cure
Sold by ]. B. Ritchey.
Smart boarder to new waitress: "By
what name are we to call your New
girl: envy name is PEARL" Smar
boarder: "Oh, you are the Pearl o
great price, I suppose New cir
quickly: mo, 1 am the pearl tina
was cast before swine"
That excellent remedy, Coussen'
Honey of Tar, which has so rapid,
gained in popular esteem, is pure ant
simple compound adapted to all age
and constitutions, and the best medicin
in the world for Coughs, Colds, and al
diseases of the Throat and Lungs. Fo
sale by j. B. Ritchey.
CHOW, then, SIR" roared an angr
barrister at dull witness, twill yor
tell the jury which is the oldest-yo
or your brother?" "He is the oldes
now, but if I live three years longe
} we shall both be of the same age
N. Y, Ledger.
: The Indians, knowing the value c
Wild Cherry bark as a cure for cough
: and colds, used to prepare it in thei
rude way, and in winter kept it cor
stantly on hand. The careful and Sc
) cret way of preparing DIR. Wistar
Balsam of Wild Cherry makes it supt
rior to all other preparations. 1t
very pleasant to take.
There were four sisters all we'll edit
= Gated and refined young ladies, and a