Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-09-27
BRIGHT BITS.

LADIES HATS this fan will be felt. Some
times they can almost be heard, they are SO
loud.-Ne10 York journal.
THE REASON that some men love their dogs
better than their wives IS probably because
their dogs have not vet lost all respect LOT
them.-Chicdg0 tribune.
WHEN two Louisville dogs meet they seem
to be saving something to each other-proba-
bly, Button, button, who's got the button: -
Louisville Courier journal.
If swimming suits get any smaller it will
soon be the approved ante to skip into the
briny with only the key TO ones batn room
tied around ones waist Washington Hdtchef.
Political accommodating a target COM
pany twenty dollars worth of silver-plated
ware for prizes for the thirty-siX votes apiece
the marksmen Will deposit or influence
Puck.
A "HoUsEKEEPER' asks the editor of an ag-
ricultural journal slow to dispose OF sur
Mus pears = Did she never try calling in the
surplus children of the neighborhoode BY
adopting this plan some of both may be dis
posed of.-NoTristotcR Herald.
Ina Western Sanctum-Enter aspirant for
reportorlal honors and emoluments Man
aging editor-What can you dof Applicant
Everything, SIR. Managing edltor-Can you
tell the truth? Applicant can, sir but |
never do. Managing editor-Conslder your
self engaged.
Mr.. BERGH is making row over the cruel
he gets through the menagerie he had better
take up the drawing groom. Are not the hu-
man victims of the parlOr bore worth a
DISQUALIFICATION Post ESpresS.
"WHATEvER became of Morgan?" said a
little boy to his father, who had just become
Mason The father smiled, .sHe was never
heard of aftcrward. was het' The father
still smiled. ''Then, if he was never heard Of
again, know what must have happened to
HIM" "What." asked the father. He unjust
have been elected Wee President. PUCK.
o TAIN to me. my dearest love,
OF something noble, good and pure;
some subject that, like heaven above,
VIII ever for all time endure.
lie cleared his throat and blinked his eyes,
For he was up to divers tricks;
And then. with words so wondrous wise,
He talked to her of politics.
-NelC York Journal.
..NlR. JIrKs." said the small boy, running
into the parlor where his sister Mary and
that gentleman were seated, "what would
you do if You were out in the street and it
came on to rains" Il don't know" answered
links. "Then l guess Mary was right, for she
said tins morning that she didn't believe you
knew enough to go in the house when II
rained." But when Mary had finished with
him that evening he made solemn resolve
never to attempt in the future TO verify any
thing his sister might say.-Boston Post,
ATALE OF THE ow-PATH.-
It's twilight. and the dim rellg-
iOus light beglooms the town.
love to sit upon the bridge,
And let my legs hang down.
And while obliviOus to pride
/ swing them to and fro,
l love to watch the barges glide
In majesty below.
How calm, how peaceful is the view!
Deliberately sets
The sinking orb. and now the dew
The bridges trusses vets.
flushed is the air afar and near,
4 bout me quiet rules
But. bark! a drivers voice hear
AdmOnishing his mules.
A shout, a blow, "Hi there! Go long"
a tOw-path Jehu this.
"-- --.' How very strong
That drivers language Is?
Poor patient beast, that railing boy
stepped to the eyes in sin
sickening thud. \ splash. 0 joy,
The mules have kicked him in!-Lye.