The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-16
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oustle.in The optskitlsof tle city.
Aisong shS proposed fashions 81
lhe coming spriog isssa - tso
divorce certificates trimmed with
Grape.
A Montana girl was hbggod 10
death BY a bear. The Eastern girl
will pronounce this deliciuasly I'd.
mantle.
II seems strange that no matter
how much gold a man may steal hd
is only sent to the peniIen.lary for
theguilt:
"But," said The serenaded man,
IL must 60 out and make a speech {
Something must be done 10 stop
the playing Of The band"
EVERY man IS bDrr With a men;
tor. That's his conscienSo. Whea
he gets older he often gets a tOfs
mentor. That's his wife.
snow Is tue title d subeetlSe,s
said the editor ash6tcd his wealthy
bride to The marriage register aud
showed a pen in her hand.
Girls who haven't yet taken ad:
vantage Of fleap year have resolved
that il gives theft tie privilege Of
proposing for the iCocfcam.
This is tho time Of year when
most girls don't get credit for
blushing because they are 80 freckl.
ed that nobody knows il but them.
selves.
An Indiana jail.biri recently
scraped of the back Of mirror
aud swallowed il. 1t was a cold
day for him when the mercury
went down to zero.
II beg d thousand ptrdchs Sot
coming 10 late.p FMy dGat airip re-.
pliedthe lady, graciously, "no par.
dons are needed. You Gun never
como too late"
Ast Louis gill married a man
on fifteen minutes acquaintance,
because she knew II she waited
until she knew. him better she'd
never haye-him,
An amateur punstor informs i'd
that some houses have wingsfand
ho has often sect a horss ay. VIZ
thought no part Of d house save.
tie chimney tlue.
An exchange says that Noah
was the first pitcher on record.
He "pitched the ark within and
without The game was finally
called on account Of tho rain.
A conductor on the Harlem Rail.
way used % pass hts mother free,
but sdiscbargedfrom service.
and his younger brother asks;
"Who will car fare mother nos9"
"Now then, witness" said the
cross'examining eBdtsel, slsthly
"dOes the preceding witness enjoy
your entire couiidonceSo aC3reat
Scott, mol Why, that's my wifelS
nc" said Miss Flora, Zone can't
call Mrs. Grass really handsome or
very entertaining, but there is
such an air Of interest about het.
She doesn't live with her husband,
you know"
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81 Climb 10 Rest Is tie name 81
Lucy Iarcom's latest poem
Whencs. the inference that her
poetry does not pay enough to per.
nit Miss Iarcom to room on the
parlot floor.
Eyes iii real sSrrSs said the
henpecked Husband; "sorry 10 know
that our forests are being 60 rapidly
destroyed. When they are sons
l'h afraid they wilt make Bt66H.
sticks Of iron"
Ap Alabama widowSt With twen.
ty.One children has just married q
Texan widow with nineteen child.
rem. Home without the bright
and happy faces Of childhood Is i
drears place Indeed.
"YOu bachelors ought TO be tax:
ed" said a young lady 70 d fesolu,s
evader Of The moose matrimonial;
"Iagree with you perfectly, taa'an,
was Ehe reply, "for bachelSrisni
certainly is a Iu&uty.'
A photographer IN 4 country
town was recently visited by 4
young woman, who, with sweet
simplicity, asked, ''How long does
N take TO get your photograph after
you have loft your measures"
eweIl, sir;Y' ssid Farmer turrow
toa iriend, u never was 80 insult.
ca in'ms iifs Why / was down
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