Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-02-14
DR., KimberIin,

<sesh EVE SssA
.xn5s- * Xe fSIiue away" when you
7 know that for the last ten years he has
been trying his best to get her of his
/ hands.
A man very much intoxicated was
taken TO the station. "Why did you
not bail him out?" inquired a bystander
Of friend. Bale him outF' e1-
claimed the other. why, you couldn't
pump him out"
Noting that twins had just happened
to deat-mute couple in Michigan, the
Boston Post remarks: Mature occa-
sicnally realizes the fitness OF things
Two yelling won't disturb that PAIR
any more than one
II want to get u dogs muzzlo,
said little fellow entering hardware
store. lis it for your fatherP' asked
the cautious storekeepcr. mo, OF
course it isn't" replied the little fell
low Indignantly, "it's for our dog
In the part of Africa known as Nubia
there grows species of acacia that
whistles so loudly as to make itself
heard for miles away. The stem Is
hollow, and the action of the wind pro
duces a sound similar to that emitted
by flute.
Washington is q great place for
uOker play and it has been sug..
, rcs.ed that each poker party should
give ten cents out of every "pot' 10
20 towards helping the poor OF The
City, In this way 1t is estimated that
over $4,000 could be raised nightly.
l "pid YOU 90 down to the cable office
: and send off that cablegram" was
= asked the boy. "Yes, sir" was the
renly, "And up TO the telegraph
b Office and send off the telegram
D "Yes, sir" And you went TO the
e telephone box, ?" "Yes. sir, and sent
d off the hellogram'"
d 81 see that an Ohio postmistress has
y resip ned her position in order TO ge.
:. married. - remarked an old Benedic,
e to his wife. Poor thing! | pity her,
E said the helpmeet, why SOL BE
a cause, after the honeymoon is over
u she'll have to sit up nearly every night
and wait till the male comes in
On all female servants in Prussir
es and Alsace. Lorraine who have unin
s. terruptedly remained In the same
family for forty years, the German
in emnress confers a golden cross, VIII
M an autograph diploma, and between
the 1st of January, 1877, VIXEN the or
or der was founded, and the end OF DO
at cember last, the distinction has beer
bestowed on no fewer than l,O2I per
20 sons-a creditable and interesting t"c'
A few weeks ago a gentleman enter
NJ ed the office of u wsll.known insurance
70 agent, and, tossing paper on Tn
W. counter, said to the clerk, "Thats ru,
es out. and want to get IL renewed,
:, Tho clerk unfolded the document anu
IS 's with smile inquired: Are you sur
SO that this has run outP" "oh, ,yes'
w said the gentleman, my, wiie toid ~
70 il run out Yesterday" 'Well l. af
II sorry for you, but we are not takinI
tha, kind of risks now" responde
tho clerk, as he handed it back TO him
'er II was his marriage certificate.
he A writer in Juvenile msgazin
lately gathered number OF dictionsr
oal words as defined by certain small pc.
,ho nle. of which the following seems
sc nsto be genuine: "Dust-Mud with u
i'm juice squeezed out Fan Ting %s,
dis. brush the warm of with. lce-Wat
INV that staid out in the cold and went
no sloep. Monkev--A very small d
the with a tail, Pig--A hogs little DO
inc Salt--What makes your potatoes tas
not bad when you don't put any Q
Ie a Snoring-Letting of sleep. Wakei'
rtb neSs-Eyes oil ths time coming un9'
-" toned. v