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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-01-30
GALIMATIAS

LO es este que copiamos de EI
Ck0noOr del Pals; dice:
I'm peri6dico que hace tempo Sc
ha creido con derecho para expender
patentes de espanolismo en- esta pro-
vincia, habiendosele gastado ese recur-
so parece que quiere darlas hoy de mo-
narquismo.
Segtu hemos dido d algunos diputa-
dos, ell Vice-presidente de la Comisi6n
Provincial no preside d la Comisi6n y
diputados que Sc hallan en- la Capital
sino para resolver los aSwmt0S enco-
mendados a la Diputaci6n, cuando POI
su urgencia no puede esperarse q que
Sc reuna aquella; y por ESQ estan dis
puestos no asistir q los actos en- que
deban ser citados y presididos por ell
Presidente de la Corporation.
Pero 10 gracioso es que ese peri6di-
co nos tiene va sordos diciendo que en-
su partido hay republicanos, carlistas,
etc. JCreera que los liberales son he
chos de otra manera y que no puede
haber en- sus filas republicanos car
listas? IRisuns teneGtisl"
Hemos dicho que 10 precedente
es un galimatfas, y en- verdad que
10 es, y de a folio.
Porque, prescindiendo de la
gastada ocurrencia de las patenteS
| 1 Iquien, por desahogado que tenga
el esofago, es capaz de digerir el
Isegundo parrafo, que es una pa.
parrucha, con ell primero, y el
segundo con el tercero, 8 vice
versa2
IQuG tienen que yer las patem
teS aquellas con la Comisi6n pro-
vincial, nj 6sta con la sordera de
EI Clamor y las demas zaranda-
jas del iltimo parrafo2
Pues 10 mismo que nosotros con
ell Shah de Persia.
Estaran chihados los Redac-
torres de Eg C1omor, del Pals que
asf involucran las cosas, que Sc
mejantes galimatias nos espetan
sin prevenirnos?
GQue en- nuestro partido hay
quienes fueron republicanos y car
listas2 En- nuestro partido no hay
mas que espanoles. Esto 10 sa-
be eli colega. En- nuestro Parti-
do Ell carlista y Ell republican,
todo 10 deponen en- aras de la ba-
Sc fundamental de nuestro credo,
que es la Patria y su integridad.
Por este no tenemos nj fliaci6n
nj calificacion politica determine
da; por este con nadie tenemos
compromises.
Y pregunta el colega de los
cIGmOreS, como va han visto nues-
tros abonados:
Creera Gel peri6dico de las
IPateatesl que los Iiberales son
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-01-30
Boletin Mercailoil

cuarto poder del Estado, a quien
por antonomasia han llamado
diosa, una bacante desenfrenada Y
un elemento de perturbaci6n y de
discordia, de ruina y de infortu-
nio.
Siempre hemos sustentado ell prin-
cipio de que NADIA tienen que yer las
personalidades con las doctrinas poll
ticas que Sc defender. Cada hombre
es dueno de abogar por sus ideales, y
ereemos que la prensa de nuestra Anti
liza ser& mucho mas digns, fuerte y res
petada cuando, abandonando ell campo
de las exageraciones, entire en- ell del doc
trinarismo Y prefera saber " conven-
Ger" a poder " aplastar."
Esto dice Ei Pals, a vuelta de
otros razonamientos que lie hon
ran, y nosotros pugnariamOs con
nuestra conciencia 81 no nos asO-
ciaramos de veras a las frases del
colega que envuelven, ainda mdis,
una teoria por nosotros siempre
sustentada y observada.
Nosotros estamos firmemente
persuadIlos de que en- ell conner
clio social es la base de todos los
bnenos conciertos, de todas las ar
monias ell Fundamental del respeto
mdtuo Y de la mltua conSidera-
ci6n. Pensamos que para que ell
hombre pueda exigir con derecho
ell respeto y la circunspecci6n de
los demaS, debe respet.r y consi
derar el mismo a todo ell mundo.
QuOd ti6j non UiS GLteri ne fecersS.
El dia en- que todos, desde nues-
tras respectivas sendas, sin ceder
un atomo de nuestras creencias,
nos miremos con hidalguia, con
perfecta abstenci6n de violencias
y de prevenciones; ell dia en- que
discutan aqui todos los peri6dicos
exclusivamente para ilustrar CO.
mo es debido todas las cuestioneS
y segun tiene derecho a recia-
mar el pals; ell dia en- que para
siempre quede sepultada esa sis
tematica iracundia con que Sc nos
ataca bajo ell peso de la verdadera
opinion; ell dia en- que defnitiva-
mente cesen esas diatribas per-
sonales que nos desdoran, ese
dia, creanlo nuestros adversarlos,
creanlo todos, habremos dado un
paso de real y positive progreso,
paso de que ha de congratularse
acknowledgements toda la provincial.
Y aqui, para concluir, debemos
hacer que conste una cosa, Y es
que janas ha sido la prensa incon-
dicional de PtO.-RicO aqui la que
ha provocado nj motivado esas bo-
rrascas de pasiones que todos la
mentamos. No ha sido ella, no.
Esto 10 sabe todo ell pals, este 10
sabemos todo, tirios y troyanos.
Y por 10 mismo que 10 sabemos a
ciencia cierta, dejamoslo consigna-
do, sin necesidad de exhumar re-
cuerdos desagradables con los cua-
les tendriamos que lastimar sus-
ceptibilidades ahora por fortuna
tranquilas y reposadas.
Hemos sufrido y tolerado mu-
cho, y de clio nos damos la enhO
rabuena como Sc la rendimos de
nuevo a El Pals por su articulo
del 2l del corriente.
Discutamos con buena fe; respe
temonos como es natural y l6gico;
discutamos desde la prensa y real
cemosla.
No disputemos jamas como 81
estuviesemos en- un mentidero, y
todos nos haremos justicia.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-01-30
NJ SOMETERSE NJ DIMITIR.

La prensa NAL llamada reformista,
obedeciendo sin duda d una conSigns,
Sc ha creido autoriSada para atacar, en-
an lenguaje destemplado & impropio
lie una prensa culta al Vice-presidente
lie la Diputaci6n provincial Sr. Ubarri,
por los desfalcos ocurridos en- aquel
Centre y de los que va hace mueho
tempo tiene Ell pdblico perfecto como
cirniento.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-01-30

hechos de otra MADEIRA y que no
puede haber en- sus ilas republi-
canos y carlistas?"
Nos tiene este perfectamente
sin cuidado.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28

POINTERS.

The GLOBE has pe~r,c4fn-
printing both from stereotype
capable
The GLOBE is eght-pago paper,
columns the printing
the demand OF news or advertising requires.
The GLOBs bership
and receives and prints
The GLOBE has special telegraph
tor and IN its editorial
via Chicago New York Washington.
The GLOBE in
and Washington, corps correspond
ents who will allow Of o escape
The GLOBE and complete bureau in
Chicago It's daily
and telegrsphs each night giving entertaining
OF the markets. the
leading
The GLOBE has appointed leading
towns and cities of
Iowa, Dakota. Montana Idaho
The GLOBE is issued year. Sundays
holidays included.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28

The most perfect eyes are made in Thurin-
gls, Germany, and have q more natural APP
pearancs than any others. The iris 10 COW
cred with silver and the blood vessels with
geld, and, wnsn properly Inserted, they will
move almost as readily as their natural com
panion. or course much depends upon the
condition OF socket aud the state OF the
muscles as left by the surgeon. Our great
est trouble is the mstehing Of the eyes. You
see, eyes wesr oRt, their life being about ,
year or a lite over, though occasionally see
one that has lasted = m UGH loager time. The
salt and alkaline solutions Of the tear ducts
however, have an eject on the surface OF the
glass, and eventually rough.n 1t, so that s
new eye Is necessary. Here's one, you can
ace how rough its surfsce is and how il;
colors are Observation-Disclosures Press In
tSrvisw.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28
Took His Medicine.

''Plnder," severely demanded Mrs. Fitz-
goober, "did you take any medicine last
mighty"
"Yss, ma'n," sweetly answered that
cherub.
About an hour afterward the lady foun d
the mixture OF compound bitterness that had
been intended for FINDERS cold, laying
snugiy under the wsshstand.
'Pindsrl' she yelled.
Eyes, main"
II thought you told me you had taken
your Medicine"
$50 did ma; but you didn't ask me
where | took It 10. so l kept quiet on that
poiut.n
But he didn't keep quiet at the point OF
asr Atlanta Constitution.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28
THE WEEKLY GLOBE.

The Saint Paul WEEKLY GLOBE is published
very Thursday 1t is especially and carefully
edited, and while it contains the cream of tho
natter published in the daily issues, it is not
Jumbled reprint of extracts from the DAILY
GLOBE, but has large amount Of valuable mat,
ter especially prepared for it by competent
editor, who devotes his entire attention to that
issue 1t is an eight page Sheet seven columns
o the page.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28
THE UNHAPPY GoBBLEB.

When the Fat Thanksgiving turkeys not a COB.
bling-nota go5bline;
And the butcher. just licking round for fan
'reund for fun.
And the dinner guests for sweetmssts are q sesab-
bling-Are a squabblins,
Then a turkeys life 10 aot = happy one-ksppy
WheB the dog stars shining high above hIs
erether-'bovs his br0ther.
And the hungry newsboy grAsps the ssgared bun
-sugsred bun.
Taking one consideration with snother-with an
other,
A turkeys lot Is Ret happy one.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28
.dsrs...d to MI.. B.rb.r. Fnek, which she


read aloud:
DsAR BaB-Pie.se accept this Thanksgiving
t1rkey IN place Of the bread aud milk l failed to
give yoE last sumner, snd ask your pardon for
al nay have said en- that day: but WIS awful
mad AZ ths less Of the breed Years respectfully.
NANCI PsTTIz0TLL.
That 10 just Ike her," laughed Mrs.
Irisk, trough aud impulsivs, but kind
hearted under II all''
Il am 80 sorry ever called her cross old
thing" said Bah; for, Oh, Chris this pays
for everything, sud you are the very best
Thanksgiving Gift could nave had"
So the dinner was q success after all, and
Mrs. Trek had now no reason 10 comp an Of
her chiidren's sppe;ites, while Christopher
Columbus behaved Ike cznnibal. picking
tue bones OF mis- unfortunate fellow turkey
with the greatest zest, aud Thanksgiving Joy
and cheer reigned in the little cottage under
the uiii.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28
NEW LADY OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
A "Herld'' IHs~rr5-tr srifh Mrs Bacon
Pr~Sld-nf O. rrisHd,s Sister

"Herldp' InserrSrr srffh Mrs Bacon,
Fr-<id-Hf q! reisHd's Sister.
Mrs. D. r Bacon, the wife Of = prominent
architect residing At Toledo, Oaio, is one OF
tie sisters VI Prcsident-elvct Cleveland. The
lady Was visited day or two ago BY cor
respondent Of the New YORK Word for the
purpose of finding out, II possible, WHO
would have charge OF tie domestic Affairs of
the White House during her brothers. admin
istraieR. Mrs. Bacon 10 = ine looking lady,
OF quiet demeanor, and most entertaining
eOnVSrsatOnAlist, as the interview proved
Mrs. Bacon was shown copy of the World,
IN which II was stated that DER sister, Mrs.
Hoyi, would probably manage the presidents
household Alter carefully reading the en-
tire article, she said:
tine statement Is premature. Nothing
has been decided As vet"
"Ars- HOyt MAS VIII your brother In Al
banyI'
"Yes: most Of the time. While her sons
were ia the west she gave up housekeeping
and went To Albany. For several months At
time sne kept house for Grover during the
season Sue cannot leave her family 10 90
WITH him 10 Washiu gtOn."
''Who viii be likely 10 20 with himl''
- think my sister Elizzbeth viii have
charge OF the household; out, as said before,
nothing h1s osSn decided on yet. She Is
unmarried, aud has NO ties 10 bind her al
home. Hsr place will BE- with Grover. she
10 m2ilen lady between thirty-hye and
/ forty, is very GccO.i plished, having been eu-
gagged for several years delivering lectures
on history before educational institutions. 30
\ you can see she IL well informed. / tnlnk il
is safe ~ say sho will 10 TO Washington With
/ my brother"
but yOarsehr'
81 have family OF three Hiile girls, whom
/ would not Wish 70 bring up amid such
scenes. Intend 10 90 10 the inauguration
Of my brother aud will probably remain
several months until everything is settled
down"
How many sisters have youP'
! Five. OnS OF them 10 IN Ceylon the res
are in this country. All are married anl
have families except Elizabeth"
Are any Of your sisters socially inclinedri
"NO, indeed, we are not. All are like my
self, perfectly cOntented with our quiet
home life, and happy in tue enjoyment o.
our families. Our father gave Us all the bes
education in his power, aud We had little
time 10 devote 70 society in our youth"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28

would recommend Ely's Cream Balm TO any
one having CAtarrh or Catarrhal Asthma. Ihave
suffered for ave years 80 / could not lie down for
weeks AZ . time. Since have been using the
Balm 1 can lie down aud rest thank God that
you ever Invented such = medieine.-Frank r.
Burleigh, Pennington, y. II.
Ny son, aged nine years, afflicted with
CataTrh: the use Of Ely Cream Balm effected n
complete cure w. B. Hannah. Druggist,
Easton. Pa. % cents package. See advt-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-28
A REPUBLICAN DIARY.
lPcck's SUM-

Nov
8. Every Republican must turn out to moro"
q. Bad weather, bat lis cold day when, &C.
D. Our majority seems 70 be growing less.
o. There must be q big hitch somewhere.
2 Quits a heavy fog In New York.
g. Oh We didR't eeHRt on the south
o, Lers al &c 70 church to-day.
TO- Blosi the ''Prokibitjonists :"
II. They cooked our goesel"
IL. New York vet in doubt.
49, Must avs bees frod-
IL. Don't give up yet
ia. Darn Burchsrd.
49, Let Us pray
a. led u
d. Leftiil
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03
N ewspaper Row.

The Washington correspondent of Maine
paper has been writing up Newspaper Row, !"
and has made enough mistakes to show that he
Is a new conner. For example, Col. Washing
ton is not the only oar beii,,m correspondent
still in the harness. The veteran Ben Perev
Poore, who outranl~ them all in years of SER
vice, is still to the fore, and are W. b. Shaw
who has long borne the title of "Nestor of the
Row. and U. H. Painter of the Philadelphia
inquirer. Mcfarland was not ''thc best known
and most influential correspondent in the city, :;
but he was good correspondent and a good
fellow Preston was on the Herald before the
lnter-Ocean was born; and if Murray has
made reputation as a corcc> pondent he has
made it in recent years Hudson won his
spurs A. journalist before the Vienna eX-
position was talked of, and Ogden came to
Washington for the World, having previously
served on the local staff of that paper But the
letter is interesting showing the great
changes which nave taken place in Newspaper
Row within comparatively few years. OF the
correspondents during the war period the fol-
lowing became editors or managing editors of
Sltdl ulilitNs w llltIdW RtlI, y. l. tribune :.
Horace White, Chicago Tribune; jerome b.
Stlson, \. y. World; j. b. McCulloch (the
original 'Mack'I, st. Louis Globe Democrat
To this era also belonged the late James S.
Pike of the New York Tribune, and the ubiqui-
tous and irrcpre>sbIe George Alfred Towns
end. Later came many other bright Young
journalists, some, like knowton Of the Chicago
Tribune, dying ut their ,,o>ts; others leaving
Washington TO take responsible positions on
newspapers elsewhere. Tom" Connery. for
instance, became managing editor Of the n. Y.
Herald and II. L. Bridgman went to the bu>i-
ness office Of the y. Y. Tribune and later be-
came the managing man of Frank Lesle's es-
Enlistment. The subject, however, is simply
ineAhaustible. and could only be done Justice to
IN volume. Some one of the "old stagers'
ought to do up the Row in Il book, giving its
stories and traditions and personal sketches of
those who nave been of 1.-The boys"
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03
Personal and Political.

Protection to whiskey and destruction to
American industries is the programme of the
Morrison men. Birmingham Age Dem).
General Sherman emphatically denied news
paper report setting forth that he was willing
TO accept the Presidential nomination from the
democratic party.
According to the view of the Memphis
(Tenn.) Avalanche Speaker Carlisle's "mis-
sion" is to smash the Democratic Party with
q British free trade mallet."
The cautious judgment of Mr.. Mack of the
Sandusky (Ohio) Register is that the Ohio dele
CATION in the Republican National Convention
will be for ''anybody who can win"
Ex-Governor English of Connecticut, AYERS
that the Democratic party must make the
Morrison Tariff bill its issue in the approach
ing Presidential campaign in order 10 elect
their ticket.
Democratic legislators in four of the princi.
pal New England States give their preferences
for Mr.. Tilden as a Presidential candidate. In
Massachusetts he and Butler are about even-a
fact which neither will regard as compliment
tary.
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03

The Boston journal claims to be strong beev-
er In the principle of Il protective tariff, and yet
says the tax on sugar is a needless burden and
should be reduced" This may be consistency, but
there Is not single argument in support of pro
lection but that will apply with equal force the
sugar producing industry in this country. Mil
ford journal.
No inconsistency whatever. The sugar in
dustry has had the largest direct protection
ever given to an industry for eighteen wears,
and it is no nearer supplying the demand of
the consumers now than it was in 1870 That
is, protection has not been followed by any
considerable growth of the industry. The cot
ton, wooden and other great industries are able
TO not only supply the ordinary market but to
supply it so fully that there is a competition
which makes the prices lower than they were
during the period of revenue tariff. Boston
journal.
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03
What Will They Do?

The Democrats of the House, saws the Phila-
delphia Press, must either follow Carlisle and
Morrison or confess that they are too cowardlv
and dishonest to stand by their convictions.
There are three classes of Democrats The first
are those. like Carlisle and Morrison, who open-
ly declare their hostility to Protection and are
ready to move by an immediate measure to-
wards Free Trade. The second are those who
hold substantially the same view, but who
want to shuttle and dodge till after the Presi-
dental election. The third are those like Mr..
Randall. who are essentially Protectionists and
who are not simply fighting off change till The
Presidential battle is over The last class are
Just as honest i'll lighting against the Morrison
bill as Morrison and Carlisle are in fighting for
it; but among the Democrats of the House
there are very few of them. The great major
lty OF the Democratic representatives favor the
Morrison policy, and the only question is whetll-
er they will be honest and manly enough to bro
claim it boldly or whether they will be coward
ly enough to evade and postpone it. and attempt
to trick the people into trusting the Democratic
party under false pretences
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03

On the first page will be found a chatty letter
about two Western cities-Chcago and Mil
waukee; and in the same column a Waldo
county man relates his experience in Washing
ton Territory. He concludes not to change his
residence at present, and would rather plough
the seas than grub among the pines of the
bleak Northwest.
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03

Our agricultural department, on the first
page, will be found very interesting this week.
1t contains special report of meeting of the
Stockton and Prospect Farmers Club. when
the question of horses VS.. oxen was discussed;
and the first of a series of articles on fertilizers
by a practical and progressive farmer. We
repeat now the invitation, often given. to
farmers and farmers wives to contribute to
this department, to use it as medium of com
munication with each other, to send us their
favorie receipts, and to relate their expert
ments and experiences. The latch string is on
the outside, and all are wei come.
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03

about 1870 O'Clock, a crowd was breaking into
a pawn shop on Central avenue and stealing
pistols. detachment of police soon settled
this party and arrested number of thieves
without blOOdshed.
At 1870 Col. S. H. Church, sent the following
dispatch to James McCrea, manager of the Pan
Handle Railroad:
"There is a much quieter spirit prevailing
among the people in the streets, and we rather
think that the demonstrations for the restora-
ton of the law have broken the backbone of
the mob. The crowds are small in number,
and while they are bitter in their opposition
they are afraid to provoke IA conflict. There is
much wild rumor as to their intentions. but
sober study of the situation impresses me with
the view have expressed"
WILD RIrMORS.
Among the rumors referred to by Col. Church
We're: That Il large force was organizing in
Cevington and Newport to come here and rem
der assistance; that the Western Union Tele-
graph office was to be destroyed in order to
interrupt the call for troops; that Hunts Hotel
was to be burned and that "a quiet organization
was taking place that would astonish every
body. The only one of these that seemed to be
seriously considered was the one with reference
to Hunts Hotel. The owner Of this hotel is
Colonel of the First Regiment of Militia. His
establishment was closed early tonight and has
not been reopened, but there has been no sign
OF any intention to disturb the peace.
ALL QUIET MONDAY.
ClNclNNATi, March 81. AT II NJ. there Is no
appearance OF relaXation OF the preparations
for defence. Barricades of barrels and every
oiner sort OF material SUN remain across all
avenues OF approach 10 the county buildings,
ana Dehlhd them stand the militia. The police
nave oeeh SEM away TO thelr regular posts.
Though the general feeling is that there will be
no lurthef outbreak some predict otherwise.
Al a meeting OF the citizens committee appoint
ea D! the Mayor resolutions We're adopted
tlaanhlilS .ne governor Nallonai Guard Tor
eillclent ald rendered TO the clV authorities,
ana pieuSihS support 10 the Mayor IN the course
ne auople! ana promising TO furnish additional
means II III the OPINION OF the Mayor an adj
dltlonal 1orce Is necessary.
hHportS nave Deeh received that shots ilred
by the militia TINS morning entered the second
i'l'e' iHc'.'t'e s'nou louse on 'in st:eel, be
Two women We're shot hnt ~ nor ,o, f,,,i'
Nearly thn ontiro sat af .or, 10 ~ -" ~
corIar.s nt,;no ,o ,.oJ II ", ~ 'l' ~
"fN '''N"' ~ ~ ot,PP"HSu iut
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03

Judge Goddard appears to have been guilty
of little sharp practice in his attempt to Sc
cure for Mr.. $. g. Strout the appointment as
circuit Judge. The Portland Advertiser says
that Mr.. W. l.. Putnam is a candidate for the
office, while Judge Goddard is reported to have
said in Washington that Mr.. Putnam would
not accept it, and hence his advocacy of strout.
The Republican journal., 1884-04-03

The Dexter bank sensation has exploded into
thin air, and the report OF cholera among Maine
hogs, of which mention is made on the outside
of the journal. is thus knocked in the head:
1t has been discovered that the mysterious
deaths among Mr. Weymouth's pigs at Biade-
ford, We're the results of violet blows on The
head from Il swinging door and not from hog
cholera.