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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1884-10-31
"a TERRIBLE CASE"

Charles Fayrc lIinklc, Jersey City Heights,
n. j.. writes: MY son, II lad of twelve years,
was completely cured of Il terrible case of
Eczema by the tuTICURA REMEDIES. From
the top of his head to the sUlcS of his feet was
one mass of scabs." Every other remedy and
III, had I.,s ~, in vain
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Mr. and Mrs. Everett StrbhinS, BcchcrtOwn,
NJ S., write: our little boy was 'crrlbly
ain ted with SCrOillla, Salt Rhcum and Fry
siprE. ever since he was born and nothing
we cot give him helped him until we tried
CrTICUR REMEDIES, which gradually cured
him, until ow is as fair as amy child"
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
A Human Being in Solution.

A great chemist being asked to give
a defination of the Blood, answered,
"a Human being in solution" There
is a world Of meaning in that answer r.
1t means that every bone nerve and
tissue of the human body developed
and nourished by the blood, and hence
the healthy or unhealthy condition of
that body depends on the purity or
impurity of the blood. While the
blood may be regarded as the we'll
spring of life, it is equally true that
it may also become the source of dis
ease and death. What causes impure
blood? Physiology tells Us that the
tissues of the human economy are
constantly undergoing a change,
new tissues are constantly be-
ing formed and the old tissues are
carried off through the blood. This
old muscle, bone, etc has become re-
fuse matter and ia thrown through
the pores of the skin, through the
Lungs, the Urinary organs and
through the bowels. The impurities
are secreted from the blood by the
Liver, Kidneys and Skin, hence if
these organs fail to properly secrete
the impurities the old tissues, which
become refuse matter, remain in the
blood and generate a poison that
creates disease. You may ask "How
plain. You have been shown the
causes. Now remove the causes and
pure blood is the natural result.
"How is this to be done? Wash,
battle and rub the skin with course
towel so that it's pores will become
open and let the impurities escape.
Next, compel the Liver to strain these
impurities from the blood as it's courses
through this great gland. Correct the
condition of the Kidneys so that they
will seorete from the blood their share
of impurIty and make it pass from the
system through the Urine; when you
have done this, the Lungs by reason
of their not having been over-worked
will be able to perform their share of
this great renovatiinr.g process, and the
human frame will resume its upright
and beautiful form as the God of nat
ure made it.
Hops and Malt Bitters compounded
from the well known curatives, Hops,
Malt, Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion,
Saraparilla, Cascara, Sagrada, etc.,
combined with an agreeable Aromatic
Elixir, is the greatest life and health
restoring agent OH earth. Hops and
Malt Bitters will speedily correct these
two great glands, the liver and kidneys
and render their secretions healthy.
Hops and Malt Bitters is the best
blood cleanser now eXtant and will
promptly fulfil it's mission and restore
you to health and happiness. Delays
are dangerous. A trial will convince
anyone of it's merits. Sold by all
druggists. For sale by Geo. HI. Mum
70, Druggist, Norris MINI. 35t4
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
PERSONALS.
Frank Wolffis now in Benson.

|
Frank Woiffis now in Benson.
X. G.. Helgeson WAS in the city yes
terday.
c. H. Allyn returned from Hastings
yesterday.
J. A. Bemis has returned from his
eastern trip.
Jno. w. Arctander was i'm Morris
on Sunday last.
c. G. Emerson: of Hancock was in
Morris on Monday.
Miss Emma Burgess returned to
her home IN Mankato last Friday.
w. +. Styce ofSt. Paul was regis
tered at the Metropolitan on Sunday.
Nj. J. Mcdonnell of Graceville
called upon friends in Morris last
Saturday.
Hon. and Mrs. j. ID. Good enter
tanned number of friends Mt their
residence last Friday evening.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

III. H. Young, Secretary State Boart
Oh immigration, has been appointed t,
prepare maps and pamphlets descrip
1--WE OF this State, for gratuitous dis
trioutlon at the "World's industrial
ana Cotton Exposition" which will
DE opened IN New Orleans on the 1st
OF December next, and continued un.
I'll May 3lst following; and desires
that such publications shall be credi-
table to the State.
The intention is to publish at least
oo'ooo copies of a pamphlet of not less
than l6O pages, printed in clear type
on good paper, with handsomely ILL
animated covers. Its contents will be:
First, a description of the state. at
large illustrated with appropriate en-
cravings. Second, detailed descrip-
lions OF the six sections into which the
State is naturally divided by it's drain
age systems. Third, its railway sys-
TENS and navigable waters, including
the connections of local railways with
those outside of the State, and the
great water ways affording it direct
communication with the principal
markets of the world. Fourth it's
lakes and other pleasure resorts and
objects of interest to sportsmen and
turists.
In the second division.i it is proposed
to incorporate descriptions of all the
larger cities and villages, with ac-
counts of their respective populations,
manufactures, churches, educational
institutions, resources, tributary ter
ritories, transportation facilities, etc.,
and to illustrate these with such en-
as the citizens of each may
respectively desire. A colored map
Of the state will accompany each
pamphlet. In short, the purpose is to
equal, and if practicable, to surpass in
Ill respects the phamphlets now IN
course of preparation for that occasion
~ other States.
40 CiiC oPpioPAiaCioL lhauS lOI Iuo |
Use of this Boord by the Legislature
II 1881 is so far expended that the bal
Ince on hand is inadequate to meet
more than a share of the expense of
he proposed work, the people of the
tiles and villages who desire to call
attention to the adyan-
ages their respective localities possess
re appealed to- for aid in the produc-
ion of q work in all respects COM
lensurate with the Importance of the
ccasion on which it is to be used, and
ne beneficial influence it is designed
} exert. Moreover, that the burden
lay not be unequally imposed, it is
etermined todivide the expense pro-
ortionally to the space occupied, by ]
king price of fifty dollars per page,
esides the cost of engravings.
j. II. Hanson will call upon Morris
eople soon and give them an oppor- :
unity to aid in the preparation of the L
DIRK and at the same time secure
lost valuable advertisement for the
ty and surrounding country.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

. WANTED-A few reliable men to
sell all descriptions of Hardy Nursery
Stock adapted to the North and North
west. To successful men we can pay
good salaries and give steady imploy-
ment. First class references required.
Apply with references to
l.. L. MAY & Co.
Nurserymen
1914 st. Paul MINI.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

The cool effrontory of Frasier in at
tempting to excuse his "bolt," proves
that he possesses degree of brazeness
unstable, and is lost to all sense of
shame,
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

John D. Good has a large assert
ment of groceries which he is selling
cheap. 1t will pay you to examine
his stock and get prices before buying
elsewhere.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

On or about October LIST. James
Egans store on Atlantic Ave. will be
occupied by Cohn & Rosenthal with a
large stock of bankrupt clothing and
gents furnishing goods. Wait for
bargains. 38t2
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

The Bible society has determined to
stop putting Bibles In railroad ears.
One Of itq officers said, "of a thou
sand distributed, we believe but ten
were read, while 800 were so mutilated
as to be worthless, and 400 stolen.''
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
The fact that the Browns Valley

The fact that the Browns Valley
clique has boited Wells and Orion, the
Republican nominees, makes it doub'
ly sure that Traverse county will give
II rousing majority for the straight
ticket. This is not surprising when
the facts are know. The people OF
Traverse county are rs rule loyal TO
their party and are not to be dictated
to Us to whom they shall support.
Notwithstanding this, the Browns
Valley Reporter would lead us to be-
lieve its editor to be omnipotent in
politics throughout that county and
that 1t is only necessary for him to
hoist his ticket and shout Harris and
Jackson in order to carry the county
for these gentlemen. In this, how
ever, we fear Erasier is calculating
without his host. Those important
reasons are yet to be made known to
the people Of Traverse county, but we
are convinced that when the true is
sues are raised, Fraiser dare not pro-
claim them. He will find that the
Browns Valley clique, and Frasier
in particular, cut but q small figure i'll
Traverse county politics. Now Mr..
Frasicr, come out, if you have the
courage, and retrieve yourself, in part,
in the eyes of the public by proclaim
ing the true reason for your flop, viz:
That the Browns Valley clique recog-
nizo the fact the Republican nominees
are men who will not lend their support
to further any schemes certain Brown
have concocted, for the pur-
pose of advancing their own interests,
rs against the rights of the people of
the county at large. In other words
the issue is Browns Valley against the
rest Of Traverse county. Do you tum-
Die?
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

An old horseman says: If you want
to buy horse, don't believe your own
| brother. Take no mans word for it.
Your eye is your market. Don't buy
a horse in harness, Unhitoh him and
take everything off but his halter, and
lead him around. If he has corn, or
is stiff, or has any other failing, you
can see it. Let HIM so by himself a
way, and if he slaves right into any
thing you know he is blind. No mat
ter how clear and bright his eyes are,
he can't see any more than a bat.
Back him, too. Some horses show
their weakness at tricks in that way
when they don't In any other: But
be as smart as you can,. you'll get
caught sometimes. Even as an eX-
pert gets stuck. A horse. may look
ever so nice and go great pace, and
yet have fits, There isn't a man could
tell it till something happens. Or he
may have weak back. Give him the
whip and off he goes for mile or two,
then all of sudden he stops in the
road. After q rest he starts again,
but he soon stops for good, and moth
ing but derrick could move him.
The weak points of u horse can be
better dicovered while standing than
while moving.
Ec hn CT olxyf
and sQuarely on his limbs without
moving any of them, the feet fiatly
upon the ground, with legs plump and
naturally poised or if the foot is lifted
from the ground and the weight taken
from it, disease may be suspected, or
at least tenderness, which is a precur-
sor of disease. If the horse stands |
with his feet spread apart Or straddles !
with his hind legs, there Is a weakness
in the loins, and the kidneys are dis
ordered. Heavy pulling bends the
knees, Blush, milky cast eyes in
horses indicate moon blindness or
else. A bad tempered
horse keeps his ears thrown back: A
kicking horse is apt to have SCARED
legs. A stumbling horse has blem-
ished knees. When the skin is rough
and harsh, and does not move easily
the touch, the horse is heavy eat
er and digestion is bad. Never buy a
horse whose breathing organs are at all
impaired. Flace your ear at the side
of the heart, and if a wheeling sound
is heard it is an indication of trouble.
-Rual Record.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

The elopement fever has broken out
in Lansingburg, N. Y, where a
daughter OF respectable parents has
eloped with a medicine man of an
Indian tribe.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

This elevator is now open for bust
ness and is paying the highest cash
price for wheat.
A. HI. MERRILL,
3Sm3 Manager.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

FOR SALE-New house on Pacific
Ave. For terms enquire at the prem
ises or of l.. E. Pierce.
J. w. MCCOON.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Try the Celebrated White Diamond
Flour, made from Mol Hard Red
River wheat. Sold by
II TT T MOnRE
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

WAITED: A competent male OF
female teacher, with first or second
grade certificate, to teach four months
Winter school, commencing Oct. LIST.
Apply at oncet to
T.. p. DROvDoL,
3St2 Morris Mimi.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

DIR. Phalons office over Rohnes drug
store will be open from Aug. Goth to
Sept. LIST. so mi
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
Dentistry.

A Business Education for $40 at La
Crosse College. See advertisement.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Blalne's truthful and manly answer
to his slanderers gives the Democratic
spinal column chilling sensation.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
Notice.

An estray, red calf with white star
in its face, came to my place about
Aug. 18th. The owner will please
prove property, pay charges and take
1t away.
Gus NUDICK
Hhfl nnnnollxn Min,n,
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

l have a fine lot of work horses for
sale or to give in exchange for stock
II G. +. COGEL.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
3Snl3

III. Hutchins has reduced his prices
on all grades of flour to correspond
with the very low price of wheat.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Wanted Immediately competent
girl for general house work. Enquire
OF MRS. E. w. RANDALL.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

The "Alert" is the best cent cigar
in the market. N. r. Spur sells them.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
Notice.

After Sept. 18th, 1884, we will grind
feed every Saturday afternoon instead
of Monday forenoon as heretofore.
III. w. STONE e. Co.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

1 have few Norway Clipper Plows
on hand and will close them out cheap.
Off GEO. F. COGEL.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Berkey's breakfast coffee at John D.
Goods.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

A Full Blood Short Horn Bull at
ID. w. Watson's livery barn.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Frederick Sawyer, son of wheat
buyer A. J. Sawyer, died in New York
last Saturday of abcess on the side.
He was twenty six years old.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

WANTED: To rent a good service
able organ. Apply at this office.
Subscriptions received for all the
leading papers of the country. Liber-
al reductions made to all who subscribe
for the TRIBUNE with other publica-
lions. E. w. RANDALL.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

A valuable horse for sale. Enquire G
32t4 IA. JOHNSON
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Morris ROund Elevator.

A big drive in teas at Spurr's all the
time.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

The Winnipeg Times has a O,OOO,.
90 libel suit on hand.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
List of Letters.

Remaining uncalled for at the Post
Office in Morris, Mimi, Sept. %, 1884,
Apelgren P. A. Ringnosjd Ole j.
Gill VIM. Turney Charlie,
Holster Andrew, Whitney Fred'A.
McSorley Mary, Yerth Fred "A.
Morton James G..
Persons calling for the above will
please say advertised
NJ. L, ToRPHy, p. M.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
FOR SALE.

Smoke the "Alert'' cigar to be found
only at N. r. Spurr's. A prize with
each cigar.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24
&c AMERICAN FARMER "

asixteen page agricultural magazine. publishedby
E. A. X. Hackett, at Fort Wayne, Indiana, and
which is rapidly taking rank as one of the leading
agricultural publications Of the country. tits de-
voted exclusively to the interests of the Farmer,
Stock Breeder, Daryman, Gardener. and their
Household and every species of industry connected
with that great portion of the people of the world
the Farmer. The subscription price is $500 per
year. Farmers can not well get along without it.
Itputs new ideas into their minds. 1t teaches them
how to farm with profit to themselves. 1t makes
the home happy, the young folks cheerful, the
GROWER contented, the downcast happy, and the
demagogue honest
SAVE MONEY.
Peruse these figures. See what you can
save by subscribing for outside publications
in connection with your local paper.
Our Clubbing List.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

"Raise wheat two cents a bushel,n
is the fiat of the Minneapolis Robbers
Association to their agents, promul-
gated in their organ, the Pioneer Press
this morning, They find the Mime
sofa tanners are not SO hard up that
they have to sell their wheat at any
price, SO they spit OH their bait as it
were. = *
The Dispatch advises the farmers to
hang on to their wheat. When hun
ger commences to operate the country
Will have to pay satisfactory price.
Meanwhile the farmer should not sell
just to increase railroad earnings or
fatten the Minneapolis Robbers Asso-
ciation.--St. Paul Dispatch.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Business education at La Crosse
College for $40. See advertisement.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Ortonville North Star; We support
Messrs. Wells and orion because we
know that both are thoroughly quail
fed to fill the positions for which they
are named. Because they are the
regular candidates of the Republican
party. For the reason that we believe
that the Republican party is deserv-
ing of our cordial and earnest support
and because we believe that the best
interests of the people, in county state
and national affairs, will be promoted
by the success Of Republican princi-
pies. We support Messrs. Wells and
Orion for the reason that we are di-
ametrically opposed to that swindle
upon the people of this legislative dis
trict known as the !!Transit system"
and that Messrs. Wells and orion are
pledged to use their best endeavors to
abolish this yillanous system by leg
islative enactment, a feat that should
be accomplished at the coming session
of the legislature.
Because We believe that the Ieglsla-
ture should take steps to tax the lands
owned by railway corporations and
because Wells and Orion are the only
candidates that are pledged to inaug-
urate this needed reform.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

35t1
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

Had Ole Bake amended his COM
munication to the paper up the street
by striking out the words "lawyers,
bankers and merchants" and insert
ing the word "Democratsn it would
have been rather rough on certain
prominent Democrats and quite an
eye opener for farmers like Mr.. Bake
who have been voting for them.
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

3St2
Morris tribune., 1884-09-24

HlysI can Insure anything that Is Insurable
against Fire, Lightning, Tornado or Accident.
The following Is a list of Fire Insurance
Companies represented. with Combined
Assets of $3l At, 500:
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A hettleiIlenf-

D.
An 1rishmsn got into row with a COL
ored fellow Of quiet disposition, and
wanted to fight it out. 80
AN right, boss" aaid tho darkey. ~
reekin 1 kin 'commerdate YER"
The Irishman took of his coat, brushed
the dust off q horse-block, laid It on i,
CAREFULLY, put his vest on that, and topped
out the pile with his hat.
Now come ahn, ys nsgur," be shouted
rolling up his sleeves, "Oill show yez in |
} wla phrat k0i ind az ava man ye'ts dalins
The darkey smiled softly and accepted
the Invitation to come on.n II5.,5 :
How'd on II bit! How'd on" said Pat
backing over toward the corner, mo wa
pins. but a straight ioit, moind yez, an
III lick yez wild wan ham," :, -
The darkey edged up cloaer and cloaer.
"Be Jshers, an phwat yez goin' to do?''
exclaimed Pat, getting nervous. ~.
"l'se gTine to glib 20 clsnce to lick
me, OATS all" replied Sambo, reaching ior
Bad cess to yez! Git ont wild yer lick.
In. Al thish disturbance can't be shstiled
psceable, It woant bs shettled at ali, We
black shpalpeen." -.
The fight was declared of, and the col.
ored man withdrew in good order.
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THE ooyEnslou,Ri,y,,ss pEnsosA1oEaAs,
Newspaper EDieypriss Taking a Psou.
,i I'a.ly Neonom,cnl Twist.

,.fa I,a.ly Seonom,cnl Twist. si
70 ne Editor q ne In.<laseno1. w y 'isst!t 4,
siR:-I fear some OF the writer's for the
press have been little premature In alleq
ing that the 1s7xLllaEscrR meets with
favor in the Dyes Of the Executive Of thIt
State. Tho contrary seems to DO true.
have been travelling in several counties In
the interior lately, and find that tho clerk
Of each county court hss received q letter
from the Parkeraburg !Ssntinel-the son Of
the Governor being It's collaborating for
the job Of iurnishing poll books for the
Octobsr and November slsctlons, and 1sr.
Ing special inducement for patronage. Tho
On velopcs In which thcea letters are sent
are those provided Of the expense OF the
people for the Executive department, bear.
ing the State arms. and inacrlbed Estate OF
Wess Virginla-E1eculive Department"
They arc addressed In the "hne italian
hand" Of tho heir.apparcnt Of tho royal
house oil Jackson; but the words "Execu.
tive Department are scratched" thus
-. l enclose one OF them for your own
inspection. Plesse deposit 1t in the glass.
caecs Of tho Louisville expedition when you
are through with 1t. OF course l have no
objection to tho use ef public property for
private purposes by any pArt Of the "ad.
minisIation." am warned by tho fate
Of the man who was fined at Weston the
other day, in the contempt case against
him: I know It must BE- right, or the lad.
minssration would not do what In others
would be called by the ugly name Of .'petit
larcany." Still, 1 respectfully inaist that
the INTELLldEEcKR Is not r"the Governors
personal organ. Communication intend.
ed Tor that "organ" should be addressed to |
THE Sentinel, Parkenburg, W, Va"
until further orders from the "administra. |
tioa." h, Z; 5ll'7I K,KxsrAIL.
On lie D. & O., Augusl s. 5S5 a r :, 1,
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Tnx best Interests OF humanity depend
on the good health OF our women folks,
and yet those with brightest intelleots ses I'M
to aoffsr most with ailments peculiar 10
female life. It Is we'll to remember that the
whole female system can be built m 10 a
propar state Of endurance. pimples, sores,
swollen limbs monthly pains and other in.
dications oil female disease, made to di,appesr
and robust health Of mind aud body tats the
place OF illness and dlstrsss, II timely use ia
made OF Dr.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sar.
saparilla. It restores the blood 10 perfect
health, It strengthens the muscular and ner.
vous system. ItHives tone to the digestive md
urinary eraans,T 1t sllays ali irritation OF the
mucouh membrane. In q word, il ia a per.
feot family medicine, and aids svs,y iuuc.
ton Of female lie. No other remedy equal.
It Have your drugsia: get 1t. Take no sub
Irs.' L. ~, H. !
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MEDICAL.
Advertising Cheatsl

IN has become 10 common 10 begin an article, ID
an elegant interesting style. '3ii
"Ihon run Il into some advertisement that VI
avoid alt such, M NJ (, q ill-
AND simply cali attention 70 the merits Of Hop
Elton In ~ rlain, honest terms ~ poaible, 4
40 induce people ,lel7, ,5ii tx
ITO give item one triaj, which 10 proves thsi,
ralus That they wilt never ute anything Gle"
"THr REAxDY 80 isvonbly noticed In all tho.ps.
peu, i 95'i So 7Igr'il- 75,5ii'ir N ,IiT.'f,
Religious md secnlir, Nv sI
"Baying Alaige sals, and u supplanlips ali othe,
medicines. r tJ N~g,N 3f7s 1lgs lt4r
"lhere hno denying tho virtues OF tho HOP
plant, and tho pr pre,on Of Hop EisIera have
lhown great shrewdnem aud kbility "a
I'm compromising a medicine whose vlr,uea a.o
70 palpable to every ones observation"
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Merchant-Hasn't Fosg made his ap
pearance yet this morning? III.
Head Bookkeepsr-No, sir.
IS range! Have you examined BIZ
books?" .t=esi,4 s,s lEar n :. =
yes, sir; they are correct to cent"
"What about the cash drawer ~
''Not dollar gone" r
). 81 This is very strange! Can you e1plair
81 have jus! heard that be has eloped."
with my daughter 2" "a" as
"No, sir; with your Wife"
Poor wretch How pity him. Stay
You say he has no money ~ T-f.t''-'s
None that know or
), Make out CHECK for $1,000 and mai
1t to him, care John @. Emo, Tua,'ll reaci
him. IT shan't be said that isiled to 90
preciate the honest endeayors Of a poo
Young man." N, ~ = r.