The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-05-02

A Chicago giri thraiens a. hoK the
ans % an editof Of TIA city. what =
thrill q life this wuuld infuse into the
lumber market
Just hefowa ensns y taken IN =
ious the psople srud 20 Chicago fm
cucumtera they want 10 dog5le ~
the Stipulation.
you're the greatest woman ! ever
heard IT.. said the laF N his mother.
-Nuu tell me | have = bid temper. End
vet blame for losing H.
Yes said the boy. ! might just as
sell he a. the head Of my class As not.
But / don't mind being at the foot, and
The other boys do. sol sacrifice my
sslf."
A Philadelphia man j. being paraded
among the physicians on account VI
the very feeble action Of the heart
They ought to NEE some Of our tell
ament-houss landlords
american titles a distinction. says
the Judge. "are BearOn Wallstreei.
Count lourrhlckens. Earl Ytobed.
Oh. yes. and there's Duke COmtobed.
also. and Prints AllthepewS.
# the PERSONS who draw blanks
were ~ fond Of telling IL rs the man
who draws a hundred dollars after
spending two hundred. the lotteries
wouldn't flourish 10 any great extent.
1t was once said OF a penurious money
lender that he kept the trunk contain
ing his securities neal the head Of his
beo 80 that he could hear them Gun
ulste interest.
"DOnt talk TO me about beginning
at the bottom OF the ladder" observed a
crushed" actress TO a friend; Il began
ten wears ago and I'm there stu. II IL
was to do over again I'd begin at the
top. It's much easier to fail than TO
/ climb up
a mar at Rod Bank. New Jersey. bit
his wife and the next day she WAS
seized with the lockjaw. And now all
the married men IN Red Bank are filing
their teeth. and their wives are the
meekest lot Of women In the United
States OF Palestine.
] recollect a nurse called Ann. who
carried me about the grass. and one
fine day a fine young mar came up and
kissed the pretty lass. She did not
make the least objection. Thinks |:
AHA. when | can talk I'll tell mamma"
And that's my earliest recollection.
sunday school teacher:-"What has
our lesson taught usY' Little boy
That we must shun evil" Teacher
But We are told money is the root of
al evil. Now what further dots the
lesson teach 2" Little hoy-"1hat we
must shun the evil and grab the root"
A hunter who got lost during n late
SNOW storm mean Las Minas, Chihua-
hua. became 50 hungry that he cut of
EIs faithful dogs tail for food. which
he roasted and ate. lie then gave the
bone to the unfortunate canine, not un-
mindful of the debt Of gratitude he
owed the sacrificing animal.
A maiden coy, and tall, slim 10y, sat
cOCing on a stile, the boys lip wore a
slight mustache. the girls lip wore a
Smile. 81 love thee" quoth the )oy,and
stroked that faint downy line; And
l., the siren softly sighed, "wotld dye
IL were 1t mine" lie left this maiden
like Il fash, a minute to the mill. All!
trihe not with youths mustaclp when
sitting IN Il style.
"Can you tell me what kind oiweath-
er we may expect next month? wrote
a subscriber to an editor, and h. replI.
ed ~ follows: at is my belief that
the weather Of next month will he
very much like your subscription bill.
The subscriber wondered for N hour
what the editor was driving a. when
he happened to think of the woh "un-
settled"
Persons sometimes get answes they
don't expect. even from children One
of them was questioning a sunday
school class about The man VINO fell
among thieves on the way fromlerusa-
lem to Jericho. Bringing the sorry to
a point, he asked: "Now, why lid the
priest and Levite pass by on th, other
sideY" A schplar held up his hand.
We'll, nv boy, Why did the priet pass
on the other side I" 81 know" aid the
lad, because the man vas ALREADY rob-
bed"
A late authority says that tn title
Of Colonel" is a name OF distinction
given for different virtues in different
localities. In Texas a mar whosho0ts
another is entitled to the rank II Ken.
lucky the man who can drink tie most
whiskey and keep on his feet receives
that appellation. In New Yorlit be-
longs to the president of a cachlng
cluh In Unston In ~ only pi pn IA