Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-02-24

/ When the day for formal opening
came, three men presented themselves.
'Hab seats, genermen," said Profts
sor Blukes. .''Fessor Patterson. whut
/, 'rangemepts bab you made ter git u
: subiec for IA STATION in 'natoml?"
: Tried ter git II dead man 'fessor,'
> replied Patterson, but az ] couldn
; do IL, | had ter compermise on 2 cat
sah."
Fresh cate"
"Oh, vas, sah, fur killed de animal
las night"
Cigar- retalled at whole.nle prices at the
Fort Worth pna' macy Company.
young genermen." snid Professor
Blukes, "l'se mighty glad dat sich u
'casiOn hab presented Itself fur all de
medical 'fts,ers in de country will
ergree, dat fur de puppnses o. section,
a fresh cat beats man all holler.
Oars suthiu' bout Il fresh cat what
shows de condition o. man, better den
de man ken show il hisse'f AT col
lege | larned mo- from cuttin' up "A
Cat den / did from al de men wnat
we handled. Young genernen, what
am soon ter 'st' nlsh dis Ian wild
knowledge, de 'stration o. natomy
will t'ke place ter night. Now all
dat .prrpnses ter fight dis battle o.
larnin' ter de cend, will please pay |
five dollars an 'tricerlate In dis book"
The young men deeply Impressed |
with the old fellows wisdom, paid the |
ualrirulation free without rlurmur
AT night they were promptly on hand
and without a hitch. usually incident
upon the starting OFF, great per-
f0rmanca, the eat was produced, thrown
on u table and cut into two by Prot
Reader you pay your money aud might us
will have the best. Coine 10 Fort Worth
Pharmacy anu get II, they Will be pleased TO
see you.
"Jes' watch me-" he said wheiting
his butcher knife on fragment of
man eye in such cases is IA mighty
'portant factor NOW" after carving
the ca a few more times, I'm ,j-s put
de knife aside aud 'splaiD de sicherrG-
ton Dis am de liver. De liver, gen.
nermen, l. a sort o. Southern man In
his characker. He's bilious AM Is at ]
times powerful lazy. Here't de heart. /
Now de heart Is monstrons busy, an G
may he ella. SD wild de Eastern man. /
I'sp l0okin' fur de Kidneys" 4
'Hush," whispered Professor Pat '
tersoD, "a cat amt got no kidbeys.p I
II say Pc lo.kin' fur de place whar c
de kidneys ought-r he. OATS de beau o
ty 'hout 'secting u cat. Ef he ain I got r.
all de pinis whut man hab, WY he's 4
got de Locality frum which yer ken d
make de 'zample. Now ct or man a
tails ter hab all de ppts % a cat, yer's I,
got ter stop right dar, fer man amt d
ez 'comnerdaiin' ~ a cat. Wall,
heah' s de lungs. De lungs is great
blow AN hab got many a man inter i
trouble. / would wise yer, young {
to pay strict 'teDti0n ter
lie lungf, lessen yer wanter see sights
whut ain counted fer in de medical II
books. Use yer lungs too much |,
an folks Is APP ter call yer
lar. Now, beah's de-"
All prices Reasonable at the Fort Worth s,
Company, o
"Yer's done gone iur nufi," said one n
II the students. Il
"Whut's de matter wild yer, sab +? 7
Doan yer wanter take de full co'se?" II
" We'se done took quite 'nufl," II
hrowing back his coat aud exhibiting
star. "We'se p' rlicemen an has had
,ur eyes on yer fur some time. Come
IN heah. bof o. yer
Oh, Lawd!n said Professor Blukes.
ION, Lawd! said Professor Patter- 4
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