New-York tribune., 1884-12-19

Berlin zooloslcal Garden ha, just dsi at the age OF
seventy four years
lie had a crowd around him Oa tie Campus Martius;
and wnen he had placed his tootl4one cure m 'g Io'"
before him and got hs lamp brightly hurhlh-ilc sla'
Gentlemen. the last time was IN your taif cy home
one hit with an egg sincerely - - i, .,o
outer circle struck the mans hat and carried II Ten ieel
0Wnv Ue reached ont his hand It and continued:
Thank YOU! was gOlny tO say tnt prelrrfcu tur-
nps TO eggs Out would it be asking too much ofyou 10
boil them first -. Detroit Free Press'
tsuspect that we undcrrate the Mongo The Celestial.
with all his ignorance. has h- share OF shrewqneSs
When some American capitalists were endeWorlhs TO
get the consent Of the Chinese hanars 10 aeyeOp ho
coaelGs Of China their answer was al Ieds' ho' Will
ont diplomatic skill: - J., IL, ,,, .ho
csntre of gravity and the world will tumble over;
sccond II lt is good thing for you IL is good for u.s.
san rancsco lHSleslde.
The Chatnooga Times says that although Mr. Tllden Is
not talking out loud" must not infer that he Is IN
different to his party "Tilden says, Is probably in
a quiet but very elective way engineering sam hah''a
or some other safe and conservative Democrat OF MS
choice toward the Treasury buildings and he Will get
there Eli and don't you forget that, Henri Watterson
BY the way. haven't seen Tildens name IN waiter
sons paper IN 10! these many months
The Rothe schloss" in Berlin contains at present
scientific novelty Of particular attraction namely,
Hind cocunakcr on the construction of which the en-
ergctc spent seventeen years OF MS ire. 1e eloc
represents our earth and, Ike it. turns on s own axis
by means OF mechanism. An artificial moon moves
round globe in twenty eight days and SIX hours
while n movable metal Dand Oh which the hours are
mnrked indicates the mean time different parts of
the earth. Round the upper part OF ts Immense gooe
which weighs Il and half, and whose surface meas
ures 20 feeti diameter spins rallFOa car o
nf thn regions of the North Pole. The painting OF the
globe done in OIL and necesstated the ymeno o
two men during entire year The sun IL represehtea
oy nm apparatus lighted by an intense Drummohd cal
cum light which enables the spectator 10 watch Ino
origin and change OF the different ortlons of the uiy
tho early dawn the twilight eclipses OF the sun anu
moon. etc Connected with the interestg ho" arc oo'
mical lectures.-. American Register Paris).
To font Arizona
Inserted the following advertisement In the local paper:
We have the durndcst Of Al goods ever seen In this
divide and we can bust any snoozer who tries TO dispute
IT, Hitch up the old hOs and come and see u.s. Inc Oose
aloons in town are within stones throw OF our estap
shment We ransacked tue world to get the nhesl
goods and we are bound to please
A,cw SUNDAYS ago. Mr.. Yates Editor of The Lond3n
Uoid went ms Is his custom the sabbath to cnnrc
and M the close of the service was rallied ny irenu
""ut his absorbed attitude Of reflection. Ah was the
rorlv . mlght well look serious was thinking ABOUT
| the next World - Toronto Globe.
-pe,nocratic editor Of Pennsylvania thus puts him.
self i'm line to struck by any official lightning that may
be plnvlng around next March: our Republican trehus
have generally made IT rule TO put newspaper men III
the po4t offices and the rule strikes uS very favoraty,
ltnrs are the poorest paid partyservants ana sood
pnst orce salary wOnl he deserved recognition OF
service to the party and the count, generally hoaesy
forbids ma being more explicit ut present.
sales lady wants position ll tftaine ~ stofe, a
| % at
r. p,i n , ,r,,pn 80 thpv wptr called In the Bibs
ara ealne unt OF fashion -lD1'tuh star
. s,p1leste Of English ani Scotch qpeeuatcts have
nn,pu,sed ranch IA aIesep which contains mere thah
| i,Duu square ihlesi
A is tna ai year de 1haI Tvs tfaa ~ soll hlees
,flns Nhfts ii nas hpph ipiIsha l slmnpi ies IVES
'' n,,,I a. nna nu nat iaHi would rtsa away
| nitnit Ill, iiaa,,ef having hssn maia taa : ninas %
w., hel"s naaeae,e r ,,,,,S,, n'S iissai
| t,tiin lh tue hittpi' l''''''''''
n, Baker, of Cowboys Delight Arizona has papla"sa
the f,lnWiug notice III laod paper II any ono snp""
KIM an elk this winter With olfoa u Oh ~ lh'a "
pofy Them that that enter mine, and Is only nan OK
| any way, as the other h''' IN o""' "o'"7 Wv ~ " ~
| old mllAer Cherokee
allow much did yon say this WAS :"
| Dh. "A dollar and a halt
| THAT'S biz price, isn't II = - .,Y
! " "Nn | assure YOU. the drugs are very cDsuy'
But am druggist my selI. a,, o,, - rsan
ON. you are. Molt-oI eourSo-n''o0" '''''' I
! Francisco Chronicle
The humorous market Is dull. We quote coach'nah
io.es prime at to q cents per million; Ice cream Jokes.
deaapd bank cashier GSe, we1 AZ AZ Il 70 70 y TI Tet tom @
| san Francisco Post
After one OF her lectures tho evils OF hormonlsm
gentleman congratulated Miss hate Field ON tue rare
beauty of her enunclaton Mr. Edwin +. Whipple VINO
WAS standing by Immediately said: do not thihK your
enunciaon Is half so beautiful your denunclaIion'
Ecbteen neople with an average age OF eighty ionr
wears two months down at recent dinner gwen ny
the sewing circle OF the winthrop thHrch ,osoh, ~
smcetys old folks or the three over ninety SNhusl
irgn canned the climax with ninety yseven years iie
reads without glasses, drives his son To me az o'y
morning and ,expccts to vote Tor the next "0
| President. II Waterbury American.
When Mrs KIcmm of Dcdham, died. her husband. wlo
was in good health said: VIII follow ne, IN wv
| weeks" lIo faithfully kept his wori ooIo husp", n
,vould have meany violated their pledge hli Dceh ooA
g "r"nnd lor another wife than Two m0n1hs'-
| (N0rIistOwn Herald
Tho rTartary young man who breaks his engagemen
win 6s gr does 90 az Ills peril for he then has TO en-
gage himself the next older sister u any sn,t M W
nnnens 10 her has to take the next one ana so o,
dawn The family that matrmonially catches iartM
doesn't let 90 grip until grim death mas been n,,
| nsy. For Tartar families are always p'essoo WI"
| lnrrn hexY Of girls Il Waterbury AnlorloAn