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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
Gorernment Against the U. p.

WAsHIYGToH, November 25.-In the
Court OF Claims, to-day, Judge Jeremiah
Wilson began an argument in the case
of Government vs.. the Union Pacific
Railway Company Judge Dillon, of New
York, was also present as counsel for
the company. 1t has been agreed that
the question to be argued shah be what
line of road under the Thurman act,
and what is fair compensation fer gov
eminent 10 pay the company for the
transportation of mails Counsel for
the railroad company are of the opinion
that the trial OF the case will occupy two
ar three weeks.
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GETTING READY.
Making Preparations for the
Next Congress.
THE RESULT IN NEW JERSEY
some Suggestions from the Attorney
GeneraI-U. 5. VS.. L. P.-Hen-
bricks Movement.
To Portland. Or, by Rail.

PoRrLAYD, Or, November 25.-The
Oregoaiaas Huntington, Or, special
saws: At3.30 this afternoon the formal
ceremony connecting the Oregon Rail
way 4 Navigation Company's system OF
roads with the Oregon Short Line, took
place here, thus completing the fourth
trans-cOntineDtal line. The last spike
was driven by the officials of the Oregon
Railway Il Navigation and Union Pacific
roads. Immediately following the cere-
mony a special train of the Oregon road
ran down to the Idaho line, crossing the
Snake River bridge. The new line, the
entire distance from Omaha TO Port
land. Or, is in complete readiness for
traffic. Through freight will be received
tomorrow at both ends. The track is
pronounced by expel IS to be the finest
west Of the Missouri River
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
Was 1t Murder?

LONDON, November 25.-The case of
Captain Dudley and mate of the wrecked
yacht MignOnette, who were tried for
murder, on November 6, for having
killed the boy Parker to keep them
selves alive. and against whom verdict
III accordance with these facts was
found, will be heard on appeal by Lord
Chief Justice Coleridge, and three other
Judges, on December 18th. The question
as to whether mur1er was committed
will then be determined.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
Oregon short Line.

CHICAGO, November 25.-On and after
December 1st, trains Nos. and of the
Union Pacific road viii contain through
cars for the Pacific coast. They viii go
bv the new Oregon Short Line, leaving
Omaha at the usual time, reaching
Granger at IL 4. IN. the next
day and arriving at Huntington, the
terminus Of the Oregon Short Line at
noon the second day. At the latter
point the line of the Oregon Railway
and Navigation Company begins. The
train will make close connections and
reach Portland by 10 o'clock on the fol-
lowing morning.
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WAS IT MURDER /?
The Case of Captain Dudley
and Mate.
MR.. N0RvIN GREENS DENIAL
That the Western Union Tempered
With the Returns-Newsy
Notes i'm Brief.
France and China.

LONDON, November 25.-TimeS' Shang-
hal: The action of the French has
driven China to reopen the Tonquin
question, and il is asserted she will ask
for English mediation. The secretaries
of Prince Ii assert that they saw Cap
tain Fournier, who negotiated the Tien
TSin treaty for France, make eraSures
in the treaty.
A Pekin correspondent of the Times
telegraphs that the British minister to
China is inactive and that the breach is
widening between China and France.
The Ii Yaman is calmly confident of
China's powers and has decided 10 re-
ject Captain Fournier's May convention
as basis for negotiations. 1t will re-
open the whole question.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
The Result in Jersey.

TRENTON, November 25-The State
board OF canyassers completed the can
vas this morning. the result showing
Cleyeland's plurality to be 1852. the
total vote being: Cleveland. 127, 7S4 ::
Blaine, 123, 432; st. John, 6,155; Butler,
5,49t: Democrats elected Green, Pea
cock and MeAdoo to Congress; Repub-
Ticans elected Hires, Buchanan. Phelps
and Lehlback.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
Avoiding Cholera.

BUENos AYREs, via Galveston, No
yember 25.-The Italian minister has
handed the government note of pro-
test against the refusal to allow the
steamer Perseo to enter theport, stating
that not only the interests of the coun-
try, but the principles of humanity
were seriously compromised by refus-
ing admittance TO so many immigrants.
The government replied, declaring it
was impossible to allow the steamer to
anchor, as the public health' was in
danger.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
Another Life saved.

About two years ago, 4 prominent
citizen of Chicago was told by his physi-
Clans that he must die. They said his
system was so debilitated that there
was nothing left to build on. He made
up MS mind to try new departure ,"
ne ne got some of DR.. PIERCE Golden
dedlcal Discovery" and took it accord
ing 10 directions. He began to improve
a a once. He kept up the treatment for
4 -. months, and is today well man
~ lie says the Discovery saved his
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Why He Fled.

PORTLAND, Ogn., November p. -
Oreqoniaas Walla Walla, VT, special +:
The mysterious disappearance of Her
bert Clark, the Moscow. Idahos bank
cashier is solved. 4 deficiency of $40
600 to $l2 900 a been discovered in his
accounts The dedication will not al
feet the stability of the bank
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\ Mob frightened

PORTLAND. Ogn. November .25.-The
0rego1ian's Spragae, W. T., special:
Sheriff Cody has just returned from
Davenport. When the mob caught
sight OF his posse, it Immediately sur
rendered, and allowed the records to be
removed-in peace.
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A strange Star.

The Chinese says that star was OBJ
served in close juxtaposition to the
crescent OF the moon on the morning
of the 18th of September at O'Clock,
similar 10 the symbol on a Turkish flag.
and that the brilliancy of this particular
Star exceeded that of the moon itself.
The star in question Is called by the
Chinese. Tsz Wei Hsin, which i an
emblem of loyalty amongst them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26

A new brand of cigar is advertised
called The Kicker" We should think
that a cigar would be more apt to be
butter than a kicker. The one who
smokes it is probably the kicker.-New
York Mail.
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Egypt,

DoSGoLA, November 25.-The British
troops are moving on TO Handauk,
twenty miles south of here, to avoid
smallpox, which prevails here among
the natives. There are rumors oil an
epidemic OF cholera prevailing. among
the troops OF the Mahdi in KOrdOfan.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
Hip ! Hip Hurrabl

The latest and best news for every
body. Go and get your photos at the
central, so West Temple street. Work
and prices can't be beat anywhere. Just
sep IN and find out for yourselves
There IS no mistake in this advertise
ment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26

The cold winds of autumn remind the
farmers that it viii soon be time to put
their cattle under cover. Ye who have
steers to shed prepare to shed them
nOw.-New York Journal.
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Henhlicks.

New YORK, November 25.-Hendricks
remained in Newark last night, after
having delivered his speech in that city.
lie came to Jersey City this morning,
where he was Joined by his wife, and
she couple departed for their home.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
The Congo Con,0rano0

BERLIN, November 25.-It Is reported
that the Congo Conference has rec
ognized the African international As
sOeiation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26

lone glass sometimes makes n tumb-
Ter y remarked the chap who found that
n single drink of applejack twisted his
le@s in a bow kIfot.-New York Journat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
SPECIAL NOTICES.
HORSEMEN,

''C'' HAS A BLACK PRINCE STALLION
y Colt, , years old, which he desires
to exchange for Norman Stallion. VIII
take or pay boot, as the case may bead
dresss g, HERALD Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26

THE UNDERSIGNED DESIRE To
L open a course for German scholars
in KalOgraphy, Mathematics, French
language and in Music. Please call and
see THEODOR NETTER AND WIFE,
81 n, First West, or U. S. Surveyor
Generals Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
"Eongb on Corns."

Ask for Wells Trough on COrns."
15c. Quick complete cure. Hard or soft
corns, warts, bunions.
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WANTED.

A GOOD PASTURE, SITUATED NEAR
n Salt Lake City that will winter a dozen
horses. Must be well fenced Wanted on
reasonable lease for four or FIVE months.
Address &c" HERALD Office.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
DRESS MAKING.

MRS. MAHON HAS OPENED HER
NJ nsess Making Rooms, 7S w Kimball
Block, up Stsirs. A sure fit guaranteed.
Prices accor,, .ng to the times. Ladies call
and see.
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THE SESSION LAWS OF UTAH FOR
i 1873, 1880 and 1882 atTHE HERALD count
ing room.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26

BETWEEN WALKER BROS. CORNER
ID and Utah Central Depot, a G I'D Medal.
shape of q Maltese Cross Leave ii with WI.
Lynch, at the L. P. Coal Office, and be re-
Warded.
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FOR LEASE.

4 FARM of s. ACRES OF LAND
n and improvements, TO reSpOn-
sible man; must give security. Stu
ated in South Cottonwood. John
Holder.
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HOME FOR SALE. CHEAP.

DRICK HOUSE OF TWO ROOMS, HALL,
I'D Pantry, Summer Kitchen, Coal Sheds
Lot, 7xl0; two blocks north Of Twentieth
Ward Meeting House. Apply st this Office.
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Cholera.

PARIS. November 25.-Thirteen deaths
lrem cholera at Oran to-day.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
10 RENT

NEATLY FURNISHED ROOMS; TERMS
~ Reasonable. Mrs. Lang 5, 1873 +. Second
South Street. opposite 18TH Ward School
House.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26

NHEAP, GUITARS 81. $40, SIS, So, ORGAN
y $l25, at PROF. A. Andre 5, Languages and
Music, 10 East Second South Street.
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LOS

7 Asst NIGHT, AT THE SKATING RINK,
il blue-black OyercOat. The one left
in its place can be had on returning the
other to the Valley House, or the Rink
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
PIANO LESSONS.

Mr.. T. RADCLIFFE, TEACHER OF MI
III sic, removed 10 First South street,
second door east of 81. Marks church. Og-
den visited Wednesdays and Saturdays.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-26
THE CITY COUNCIL.
Last Nights Petitions, Reports
and Appropriations.
THE NEW CITY TREASURER.
A Feeble Remonstrance Against
Gran.iag the Canal Pank to
the New Railway.

The City Council convened last even
ing as the usual hour. the only mem
bers absent being Messrs. Grant, Davis
and Jennings.
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DENTIST.

nENTIST, }. B. KEYSOR, LATELY CON
~ nected With DIR. J. K. Van Aukin, he's re-
moved 70 THE HERALD New Building, where
he is prepared to do all kinds of Dental work
Satisfaction guaranteed
St. Paul daily globe., 1884-12-31

T; L: Chapman, two story frame dwelling
on Holly, $4,000.
g. Seller, one and oue-half story frame
dwelling on Charles, 81, 600.
>. Guertiu, one and one-half story frame
dwelling on s.. Anthony. $500
r Mlcheis. one story carpenter shop OF
E. C. Mitchell. one story frame addition
on Summit, $500.
A krusewski, ,One and one-halt story frame
dwelling on Eifelt, $1,000.
Mrs NJ. E Halpin. two story frame addi-
ton on Pleasant. 1.500
W. W9Reukert, one and one-half story
frame dwelling on Charles, 81, 200.
Christ CHURCH, one story frame chapel o.
view SS,OJo.
J. Caauder, two story frame dwelling OF
Fuller, So, ,091.
e hastner, two story brick veneered dwell
ling on Aurora. 50, BOO.
W II. Barbrick, one and one-half story
frame barn on Dale. S70O.
Caiharine McHeon, one story frame dwell.
ling on Lisbon. 1000
VIM. FOulke, two story frame dwelling on
Lincoln, 81, ,OOO
w Moran, foundation on Pleasant, $500.
Mrs. Ernst, one aud oue-hah story frame
dwelling on Louis. $4,000.
Z Moran, one story frame dwelling on
Blair, $1,000.
F. Z. Cannon, two.s story frame store on
Rice, SO, OO0
W. iunghaus, one story frame dwelling on
Wm' Harrington, ,one story frame dwelling
on Topping, 81, 1000.
+ Sherwood, one story frame dwelling on
Topping, Sl,CC0
;. 5 Slifer, two story frame dwelling on
Lee, S2,5OO.
j. Christensen, one and one-half story
frame barn on University, $500.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
SORE DISAPPOINTMENT.

In one of tbe southern counties Of Ar. kansaw, recently, a man was sentenced to be hanged, but q fev hours befose the time of execu,ion. dispatch from the governor announced that the senience had been commussd to Imprisonment fps life. The large crosd of people that had assembled to witness the tragedy, ez- -hibssed great disappointmes, sf the shameful action Of the goverHor. and threats that the prisoae1 sosld be lynehsd wHs made- Sometime durisg the a1ees- nooa, when the excitement vas q its height she sheriff received the following cOmmonicafion
 "Missez ShesiG As l an abous shs oaly scAolas os any soss is this great cesnourse ofleiks, l hsss ben s,p'insed 10 ssad this hsss 6ockmsst sxpsssuive q ous fsslis'A We have cons hss to scs fsiles hang q, ~stss gois' b - hin beg ' th&'s asssy ssosgA is shs crowd to bay sope We dout ksow vhsshes Aes G1ay q soe as' - Asst ksss . dzisd a1pis dssesa- TAas ant ssas =
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01

our bas'nsss Our bus'nsss s to ses him hung. We have paid feriage cvss the river an' is aint night to disapp ia, ua Thars many yoaag womea in this here crowd. who if disap2 inssd now. woat never have m mo coa6dcsce in man. It sint right to cast dampsr over young hvss- know of oee young tsiles of high character that has just married the puttiest hind ot . gai on the sarsngsh of fsschiL hes to this here sAsndis. an Il the thing doat tsrn out to b. . saccsss blamed h don't think she will apply tor divorce. That yoang teiier is me aa' that gal is my wifs. Maybe the gov srsor of this here state dont know who he's fooiin' with. We are mighty qaiet. say noshin' sor O folks Q long as mo- body sseads oa the ccat-tails ol our rights. but when that is dons, the log chains that hil old Saiaa far thousand yeau wouldnt hold us 6vs minutss."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
THE FATAL SLIP.

The lersslatos who intssduces . dor law is dccmed. No matter hcw well As
 may start out. nor what prestige hs may have the simple act ot saesisting dor law hill enclosss Ia . black-Assdessd sn. vslcpe his chances of fs,are political sac- osss. The man who livss in the vallsy, and tho man whoss los demseile crowns the summit of the htli. doat want deg la~. Thsy regard the dor e fsss born American cuissa. Ch.ldrsa Ars of miacs importance The dos is essential. ia man were to inssedace . bsll in the Arkansaw legislature providing thai every boy above a certain age must veas . brass collar. with ,as recesps engraved thsreon. the soveseiyns ot the hill and vale would pay 10 advesss atssnsion so the actioa, but lss him astsmps so rssssics the hbsrsss ef the dos and somsshias ssil drop. Tat something will ss his own political head ia the hAAkss Fer young psii,,cisnA the ssaming ef der law possesses . strange fascinatioa. ls seems to present such sa opportunity ef display. is ls easy so write. he such words as protect the little lambs, and ",ake care ot the moshssiy sws." it in 60 comfortably.
 some time ago one of the most learned men h the sssse announced himseit eandidaie ts governor. He seemed so have no oppesssien. sos hss ability msa with universal rscogni,,oa. Juss before the election was held. some one dis covered that . nan with . similar nams had oace drawn up doe-law asticies. is was fatal so the candidate. The people declared shs, Il man pf ,ha sAms aams committed an act.oa so dissepnsabis. what might thsy not expect from asothss man of doubtless the same gsaealogicai tree. They deteated him and to-day hs s,ands, wrapped ,a tasissed cloak. ell. ing gsnses-cAkss and cider h the hurry. ing crowd.
 An. yosss Legislator. ye who wosid s,ick . lighted match into tks rufsssd bosom of the AskAnsaw uvss and shout as the smoks and flames asrend. doat ' monkey" with the dox.lAw. some oss who seems to bs your friend may vish sofs words whisper i,s expedssney. bat hs is hooded enemy ia disga'se and earstas A osoased tail Tsii him in se1 t,~hiud himself, Satan.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
LITTLE ROCK, ARK, U. s. A. SATURDAY. NOVEMBER . 1884

ness emporium said he. looking sigpif- cansly at his foot, T will give you ahcu, thirteen inches.'
 Seeing that he had DO enterprise about him strode out with an air which must have sho~a the ccEtempt which ! felt for his lack of business sense. Afiex all. il didnt seem to be very good day, for met ~ith repeated discouragems.t. I wanted to write up one of the newspa- pers, and the fellow laughed at me wanted to write up hotel in payment fos my board, and the fellow threatened to have me arrested; wanted to write up a show for seat in the gallery, and the fellow threw handful of saw-dust ,n my
 face. Then 1 came to the conclusion that New York-yeA, America, vas fail- ure- Out ot the financial cSisis, saved money enough to pay my way home, barring victuals by the wayside- 60 when l reached home, vas mighty nigh starved. After eating everything could find, l &urried 10 the office and found that the devilish deacon had taken pos session and had changed the name of the paper to the Mt Zion .saddif- Bags When demonstrated. he was very pleas an, and cheerful He seemed to be much encouraged. Told me that he already had enough wood to last him all winter. and that as many Of his new subscribers had just killed hogs, his smoke-hoase was in no slouch Of condition. Yes. he was very cheerful, more %, thought than if nothing had occurred to mar the wonted serenity of our friendship. When hinted that the office belonged to me, he smiled ;a sympathy, and said 'yes. my friend, that was once the case, but you see bought the office, and hope to be paralyzed if he didn't produce the papen to prove il. The paper which l thought was mild mortgage, vas bill of sale. Observing my perplexify, the good deacon said My child, you seem to be disturbed. There is evidently something on your mind. Let us pray"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
NOT SHOT DOWN.

"Ah, colonel" said Major Higeinson, 1 am glad to meet you. even though l! have rather bad news. Bat you know one is quite as willing to pars with bad news as with good. You know your former partner, Sim BotleSord, left Arkansaw some time ago and wen, to Colorado"
 "Yes, correspond with him." replied the colonel Devilish fine fellow, let me say, and even if he vas my partner, he is perfect gentleman-I mean that l know he is perfect gentleman, having had every opportunity of discovering the fact"
 "very true,' asensed the major, .bu. as say, have bad ne~s. Sim is dead" "
 "Whas, dead! Impossible. received a letter from him day before yesterday"
 "Nos impossible, colonel, for you kno~ the climate and business anangemenis o4 Colorado are sometimes sudden.D
 My Lord r said the ooloael, de eply affected, what is this country coming to 2 Juss to think, that hne specimen of man hood killed like dog-shot down like a wolf
 "Oh, no, colonel, he was not sho, down He killed himself drinking whisky"
 "ls that so!" his face brghtening. "Now 7oa are becoming more compre- hensive- Killed himself drinking, eh 1 thought he had more sense than to ge. shoG Well, I am glad that his death vas not disgracefuL It is serious mat tez to be shot down, sir; a vesy serious matter. Let's step in here and ees . iiasle somsshing."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
SUGAR IN Hisn.

General Strongly. who was ones gev- esnos of Arkanssv. could stand defeat os soeeess about as yell as say mss ksovn so the thrilling hissosy of this country. Once, while hn cAanoes of victory vsss in the hands oi his iriends, assem hied is stsis eoavsation, the general ssd several supponess sas is the sosunds q the tsaA- ing hotel The Tsssl, q ss<h baitss vss brought by oounss.
 ~Wsii," said the general, sssss sscsiv |. ing return. rom the lossy -Asst ballot. . ii Jackson climbs much more he'Ii dcwn me"
 "'d bs prepared lor the sosss," some one renarksd.
 "oh. I'm prepared. Hello, hers's ths courier
 "Csserai, sn paiasd io inform yoa that yoa are dsssssed." A
 "rhss SO? Well, 5eys, conss ap sad les's have someshing." leading the wsy so the bar. What will yoa aIi tsks Bill." addressing ths sss-tssAss, "siss me vhisky sosr."
 Just then a man dashed in and ex- claimed C~nessi, sin coestiss have changed shesr vote and you ass ssscasd-~
 -Thss %? Ssy, baii, yea msy pss Iisfle ssgsr h mias-"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
EMOTION AND APPLAusE.

The other night. during the perform ance of q minstrel show, . moames', bench scene was presented. An old negro who had come to town for the 6rsi time, and who had been induced so at. tend, began to look around snr,ou.iy when an end man shouted: "Com< right erIong nov. sinpers ;' and not heins able 10 longer resist the cali. he thre~ his hat on the floor and exclaimed:
 Hole on down dar, bredren O dc faith. i'se 'fessed 1ieion CT hunnered times in my life, bu, 1 nebss lees q 'casion go by. Hole on dar."
 Sit do~n.r said a policeman, "or m put you out"
 l" Put who out ''
 Pu, you ousi"
 "jes' case l wants ter 'fess 'iigion Wy de Lswd aint %, no show heah eT. tall. Sarenly. sAh, ei dc debii hab 70, de upper han in de sity~a,ion. I'll =, down, but mus say dat desc ,o~n folks ain't % tsesed O torment a is"
 -Well, you cit down there now and don't ies us hear any more ou, of you. "
 "Ali right, sAh. bu, ii am my iaali. unesstan'. My skirts h dun cias O de uansacshun. Mus say, howebes, dat de lam ain't got much chance ia dis house. Down whar hbs. airser sith CT song an call ez dat, das 'wouldes been hfeen mourness as dat beach in lessen ten minutes. Uh, my Lawd. dc mans dun quit cAiiidT fur mourners an is gone tes dancin'. De Lssd hsb mAssy on de sin- ness O dis vosl' s dc psss o'-gss whil' liken, see how dat man do shuiie. Uh huh, did yer eber see C like" and clapping his hands, hs shouted h ap plsuse. qa,ss forgetting h's seiigises is- digpation. The emotion d the hear and the motion of the heel. yield power. fui influences ovss the aesioas of A coiese<; gentleman.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-01
HE KNEW IT.

Customer entezs a grocery ssore and says: Look here, those dressed chickens that ESt here lass night must have died of the cholera"
 Grcceryman becomes indignant and ezciaims: @Yoo isssit nc, sis. The chickens neves had she cholexa"
 Hese boy q the bsck pm of the room shouts: ~Which, them yosng chickens !n
 @Yes," i" the customer repliea"
 ~Well they didn't hsvs 10 cholera. ls vas the gapss vAss they had Bsf yoar lile I mows chicEsu ckej.i vAen sses t, fH l w.s Eaissd eo . fnsn.s