Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-07-27

THE news Of Mr.. LoweITs illness reminds
the Detroit Post Of the remark OF an old YER
sin gov,ment sendin' Ministers to England ali
the while; the lazy scamps don't preach half
the time when they git there"
THE new German name for a sausage is
neutrality-suspicious. ywurst." The
English tourist is hereby warned that any at
tempt on his part to tackle s'the new German
name for sausage can only lead to his being
sancissenbreisaurekrautk in the
encounter.
RECENTLY an English Coroner's jury "sat
Epon' the body of child who had met with
its death from drinking carbolic acid. It
seems that the unfortunate infant, whose age
was something over years. was in the habit
OF finishing of the dregs in the ginger beer
bottles opened for its mothers customers. The
child appears to have one day gotten hold of
bottle containing. not ginger beer. but car
bohc acid. The jury naturally brought in
verdict of accidental death, but added a rider
to the effect that the bottles ought to have
been properly labelled.
BREATHEs there man with soul so dead
Who never to himself hath said,
lob, would had boom.
And having with his boom been licked,
And out of hope and money tricked,
Hath yearned not for the tombg
Fall Ri1er AdcdRce.
IF such there be, you'll surely find
That then his former mighty mind
Win soon become most weak;
He'll fasten to that boom a sail,
ma. needless OF the nONllng gaze,
Win head her for Salt Greek.
-Christtaa at Work.
''JIAI, how does a man stop chewing tobac-
cop said a healthy looking citizen at the De-
troit Driving Park Saturday to Manager Jas.
LathrOp, who was experimenting the wild
West' exhibition. First. you get peck Of
peach tree leaves said James. ~ es, they're
easy to get" ''Then you chew leaf every
time you want chew of tobacco" Yes"
AID chew peach tree leaves until you get to
like 'em.n "Can you acquire a love for themW
"Indeed you can! You can get the habit Of
chewing peach tree leaves as firmly estah-
lshed as the tobacco chewing habit Then
what do you dO?7 ''Then you so of to some
secluded yet convenient spot and kill your
sef.'-DeTr0it Free Press.
Too HOT too read, too hot to write,
Too hot to even be polite;
Too hot to sew, too hot to knit,
Too hot to be mosquito 'bit:"
Too hot to sleep, too hot to wake,
Too hot to brew, too hot to bake;
Too hot to think, too hot to talk.
Too hot to ride, too hot to walk;
Too hot to lecture or to preach,
Too hot to sc0ld, too hot to teach;
Too hot for mantle, veil or glove,
Too hot to dream of making love;
Too hot to laugh, too hot to cry,
Too hot too live, too hot to die:
Too hot to whistle or to sing,
And, oh! too hot for anything!
Rome Sentinel.
MRS. JoBBLEsWIzzLE was about ready to
leave home for the summer, and she spent lots
of money and worried the life half out of job
blesWizzle. ''My dear" she said to him on the
last morning, sis everything ready?" Il hope
SOL was his detected reply. "When will the
carriage be here?" ''In plenty of time to take
you to the train" SIS the baggage all downgp
Eyes" us that little trunk checked, and my
Saratoga and my big leather trunk and my
valise?' "Yes." 'Are you sure everything
is checkedY "All but two things. my dear"
That's the way" she exclaimed, you always
miss something. / never saw such creatures
% hot fvwn hot ar1ff WIN OH bod
'YOur extravaganza and your jaw, my dear.
The man in the Office said there wasn't q rail
road in the country which would assume that
responsibility. - Cincinnati Merchant TraU-
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