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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
CURE FOR Pill his.

Piles arc frequently preceded by sense Of weight
In tho back, loins and lower part Of the abdomen,
ca using tho patient to suppose lao has Affection
Of tho kidneys or nelghboring organs. At times,
symptoms Of indigestion are present. as natulenoy,
uneasincss Of the stomach, etc. moisture, like
pcrspiration, producing very disagrecable itching,
after getting warm, is very common attendant
Blind bleeding and Itching Piles yield at once to the
application Of DR.. Dosapkos Pile Remedy, which acts
directly upon the parts affected, absorbing the
Tumor,, alaying the intense itching and affecting
Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua, Ohio Sold by MeRob
erts 4 stage,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

Fifteen orange trees near Plant City,
Fla, yield this year 10000 oranges 10, :
600 to the tree. These trees are about
forty years old, and furnish another illus
tration Of the persistent vitality Of the or
ange tree In Florida Oae hundred and
fifty thousand oranges at cent each il 81 !,
500, but the reader should not, from thi'
fact, Jump to the conclusion that fortunes
are made without risk and great labor
raising oranges in Florida.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
oWhat do YOU think?D said Clara: "thal

"What do you think" said Clara; THAT
horrid Tom Brown proposed to me last
evening. He hummed and hawsd a long
time, but finally spunked up courage to
ask for my hand" "And whst did you
cay, dear" asked Della "say? Why, l
told him couldn't be 80 cruel as to bur.
den him with a third hand, when he didn't
know what to do with the two he already
ad-the awkward booby!'-- Boston Globe.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
4 Mothers HoDe and lnovisb,

Did you ever ace a baby die in its moth
er's arms? The lips Iivid with the sluggish
blood; the little nose pinched and white,
the dimples on it's cheeks and chin drawn
into long hard lines, all tell the father it lie
dying, aud he puts IL in its mothers arms,
and dashing a tear from. his eye, ssys.
smother, it ia not for long, The death dew
is on its brow and We must give il up"
But she cannot give 1t up. She says it
must live, aud she presses it to her warm
bosom add prAys 10 silence once again, and
breaths upon lite purple 6ogers, and rocks
Il to aud fro, and chsfes its feet aud sings
40 low you scarce can hear 1t, some sweet
lullaby. hoping against hope to WOO it
back to health and strength. Alasl she
cannot stay the hand OF death. Its breath
comes short and difficult, then ceases, and
the father says, otis dead" but she, stun.
ned aud hoping yet, raises it in her arms.
1t gasps aud she cries that it will live; but
no, that faint gasp was the 6na' struggle,
and though she again raises it, it breAths
no more Mothers baby il. dead. K j
Burdette.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
Pnsitipa Cure for Piles.

To the people ofthis county we would say that
we have been given the agency OF DR.. Marohisi's
Italian Pile Ointme1t-emphstieally guaranteed
to cure or money reiundei-Internal, External,
Blind, Bleeding or Itching Piles. Price 90 cents
abox. Nocure, no pay. Penny 4 MeAlister,
Druggists,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
JUST AS GOOD.

Many interruptions dealers may tell you they have
remedies for Coughs and Colds equal in mert and In
every respect Just as good tue old reliable Dr.
Bosanko Cough and Lung Syrup, unless you insist
upon this remedy and will take no other, you are
liable TO be greatly deceived, Prices, " cents and
sA9Q, sgllb BY Ns89bSgts 4 stpgg,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

A martyr stood calmly 10 the arena.
waiting for the guards TO call the lion 10 to
dinner, when Commodus, the emperor,
touched Silh compassion, cited an arrow
To his gun. Remaining TO the prisoner that
II he would Just turn a little sideways he
would put out both his eyes, 80 that he
could not zee the lion come in,
There Ia one eye about me-" said the
martyr, calmly, that you cau't shoot out;
that vill improve after am dead"
AN What IL tina. eye, sir2" demanded the
emperor, with lofty scorn. -
"Fsrtilissr," hOarsely replied the mar.
yr, holding his hAnkerehisi over his face
TO conceal his emotion.
A choking cob went murmurlng all
around that immense thronR, like . dog
trying TO get into = smOkehouse, and the
dry sands Of the arena we're bathsd In the
tears Of the Romsn populace. Commodus
was 90 confused that he swallowed the sr-
row he VAS fitting 10 the bow. The cur
tain WAS rung down, the lights turned up,
and the audience dismissed, and the next
day that martyr appeared on the bills g
Engagement eXtraordinsry--the leading
American huuorist, impersonator, and
lightning change artist. Fret night OF the
Big 4"-[ Bob Burdette.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

In sinking a we'll at White Plains, Ne.
vada, after striking salt water and hot wa.
ter at dillsrept depths. wood was found in
considerable quantities $50 feet below
the surface Al 2 100 feet no cool, fresh
wa,ar had heen found
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
FREE DIsTRIRURTON.

"what causes the great rush at MeRoberts 4
Stages Drug store" The free distribution Of sample
bottles of DR.. Dosankos Cough and Lung syrup, the
most popular remedy for Coughs Colds, Consumption
and Bronchitis now on the market, Regular size 90
cents aud SLIGO.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

The OSTRICH As KICKER The fact
doe, not appear in works on nstural histo-
~, but the ostrich Ia a irSt-class kicker.
The Los Angeles Express relates that DR..
Sketchley, who has charge OF the ostrich
farm at AuAheim, WAS plucking one Of tie
bird, few days ago, When they pluck
them stocking is kept on the head to
blind the bird While he can not see he
is q uiet, but If his blinkers get uncovered
then he goes for" the plucker. The Doc
tor moved hi' arm 40 as to disturb the
stocking, and instantly he saw what was
done and went head frat out Of the pen
not caring for any more plumes just then
As he tumble head fret over the fence
the bird he was a jack one, of course
let fly kick which, striking fence-board
made toothPicks OF whole panel length
The mules occupation "a a kicker is gon'
in this country since the ostrich came.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

The practice Of keeping cattle till three
or four years old before fatteniDg is much
less common now than formerly, The inn
proved breeds Of beef cattle mature early.
Two year.old steers of the Short-horn
breed are az mature az and average larger
than three year.olds Of native stock.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

All the bosh with which Mr.. Blaine was
trying to deluds the country few weeks
ago lie coolly swept away BY Hugh Nc
Culloch in his mastery report as Secretary
Of the Treasury. All the campaign lies Of
the republican organs and orators that the
Morrison Bill and the democrats were re-
sponsible for the depression, all Mr.. Blaine's
plausible efforts to make it appear that the
tarif must be maintained in its present
state-in short the whole bssis OF the re-
publican campaign on the tariff issue, is
"csst as rubbish to the void" by Presi
dent Arthur's aud President Lincoln''
Secretary OF the Treasury, one OF the ablesl
practical fuAnciers, and soundest states
men who have ever occupied that Office. :
ISpringfeld Republican.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

Mar have my doubts about Mr.. Gay
fellow, my dear, and wish you had not
said yes before o1nsulting me-" DauRh-
ter-"Why, what ia the matter with him
him. "IIs has no trade, profession or
business, that | can discover, and has GER
tainly no expectations, a, his relatives are
all poor" "But, ma, just think what a
a good husband he will make. There
won't be a quarrel from one years end to
the other" "You think so now, no doubt"
ooh bat, ma, I'm sure Of it. He is 20
amiable" perhaps his smiability has
not been tested" "Ah! but it has, You
know how most men dislike parents-in'
law" Eyes" swell, he said be would
not object at all to living with you and pa
= Philadelphia Call.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

Gov Crittenden, of Missouri, is reported
in Washington City modestly advertis.
ing himself for a seat in Cleveland's Cabi.
net. He will content himself with the
Secretaryship of Interior. Mr.. Crittenden
has been quite conspicuous as Guberna'
torial failure in Missouri, and the same
sort Of talents he exercises in keeping out
Of Jail probably will keep him out Of the
Cahipet-TN Y World
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

Us three boi, stoAl out for a Lnk-me
and dick and jim, il was late At mite and Az.
ful Dark the mooa had doused her glim,
We crept to the barn q eli old crowd aud
brindls's bell unbukkled, and We kicked
jim's shins when he talked out loud and
pinched him when he chucksled, and Then
we climbed for the gardin pAtch and We
maid TO = bell rattle. and Soon We beer.
ed the woojshsd latch and Vols sea
"blAsl them Cattle" aud pa cum out in his
Shirt and pants and lantern and munkied
round US, bat II we'd bio 3 elsfants you
bet he couldn't Found as, II IL hadn't bin
for that s,upsd jim we'd fuled him like a
dszy-bul jim's Girl-he can't keep still
and AZ jsst like he's crazy, the lantern
lifted pa up foe bat smoked and Jared n
Flickersd, and pa got thrOwed by a pun
kinvine and Jim broke down and snikkered,
and then you jest should sesn pa jump
and Us fly helterskslter / birked my shius
on a hickry stump as cut for place OF
shelter SPeakin Of hickry reminds
me OF the way pa warmed my jacket, but
you'll see me take that out Of the boy
which gave away the Riokit,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09
TEIE GREAT CLOSING OUT SAIL
j. w. 8ayden's Store,
STAMFORD, Ky

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and
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tim and the Create oSngO the place
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1884-12-09

A yourg lady Of Milwaukee has just
received $4,000 damages in breach of
promise suit for expenses incurred in
preparing fer he wedding, and fer great
mental anguish suffered"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

After years of search, Boston man
has discovered that mica, known to
science as muscovite, and commonly
called isinglass, possesses properties
which so nearly render it imperyious
to heat as 10 place it far in advance of
every other known material which has
ever been used for such purpose.
The method is adopted by placing in
the crown of the hat sheet of mica
from three to six inches in diameter,
and variously shaped according to the
fancy of the manufacturer, or the form
and style Of the trade mark over which
it forms transparent shield. 1t can
readily be seen that the mica serves
three very important and appreciable
uses, as it protects the silk lining from
contact with pomade land perspiration,
if no cosmetic is used), protects the
ornamental trade mark from disfigura.
ton and serves as a preventive against
sunstroke. That the mica tips impart
a beauty of finish to the fashionable
hats is by no means a disadvantage,
and the fact that arrangements are
already concluded by which these tips
will be placed in half million straw
hats during the coming season is evil
dence Of the value and utility Of the
invention, which can be applied at
slightly increased cost.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

The Scarlet Letter,

One wintry day Hawthorne received
notification'that his services would no
longer be required. With hcaviness
of heart he repaired to his humble
home. His young wife recognized the
change and stood watching and wait.
ing for the silence to be broken. At
length he faltered: 81 am removed
from office" She'left the room; soon
returned with fuel and kinded q
bright fire with her own hands; next
she brought pen, paper, ink, and set
them before him. Then she touched
the sad man on the shoulder, and as he
turned to the beaming face said;
Now you can write your book" The
cloud cleared away. The lost office
looked like cage from which he had
escaped. 1.-The Scarlet Letter" was
written, and marvellous success
rewarded the author and his stout.
hearted wife.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21
In Self-dSfen se.

A Cincinnati man was arrested for
stealing chickens and was tried by a
jury of his peers.
Gentlemen Of the jury said the
Judge, on their return from the jury.
room, are you agreed upon verdict?'
We are" said the foreman,
solemnly.
What say your Do you find the
prisoner at the bar guilty or not
guilty?"
Guilty of murder in the frs,
degree"
"Guilty Of murder in the first
degree ?" exclaimed tho Judge in the
utmost astonishment. Why, the pris
oncr is only charged with stealing
chickens. What earthly reason have
you for bringing in such an outra,
geous verdict as that p"
Your honor" replied the foreman
of the jury, looking timidly over the
crowded Courtroom, 1--WE plead self
defense"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21
THE BALLAD OF WILLIAM NOR
RISON.

THE BALLAD OF WILLIAM NOR
RISON.
His party's health was failing fast.
As through the Capitol there passed
A youth who caught tie Speakers eye
And then appraised the funny cry,
aH4a Horizontal Reduction.
His cheek was hard, his pluck was great
As one who rashly tackles Fato,
And like IN able fog-horn rung,
That queersome Democratic tongue,
~ Horizontal Reductioni
Republicans across the aisle
Looked at him with plying smile;
Ahead the autumn canvass shone
And from his lips escaped groan,
500 Horizontal Reductionl
"Try not the BILL" wise Bourbons said,
Yours surely Is no level head,
The pit you dig Is deep and wide;"
and loud that clarion voice replied.
Horizontal Reductionl
"oh stay" said Randall, land recline
Thy head upon this fence of mine;
A wink stood in his bright blue eye,
But still he answered with a sigh,
Horizontal Reductionl
"Beware the wool men, one and all,
Beware Ohio's vote next Fall" Ja5T6
This was the country's parting shot,
A voice replied in accents hot,
~ ~ Horizontal Reductionl
On Tuesday, when bis brethren all
Responded to the rolls loud call,
They heard, as died his darling bill,
A voice remark, far down the hill,
Horizontal Reductioni
A statesman, squirming on the ground,
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21
Excusable.

A gentleman in Richmond, Va, had
servant named Joe. One morning
he lay in bed till nine o'clock, but nc
Joe and no FIRE. The impossibility
Of shaving with water thirty de.
grees below freezing point brought
imprecations ON. the tardy domestic's
head, when the door opened, and Aunt
Polly leisurely began to light the fire.
"Whsre in thunder (the historian
Is nothing If he is not accurately sis
that son Of yoursS I've been waiting
for him two blessed hours"
/" Now, Marse Tray, you must 'cuse
joe" said his mother in her most con.
ciliatlng tones-"you really must 'cuse
Joe DIS mornin'-Joe dead."-Harper's
Magazine.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21
NoTicETo co-oWNERs


ITO THE LEGAL REPRESENTATIVES,
i heirs and assigns of the estate of George
DAILY, deceased: -You are hereby notified that
have expended the sum of one hundred( $500
dollars in labor and improvements upon the
lode, lead or vein, situated on Middle HILL In
Esmeralda Mining District, in Esmera.da
County, State of Nevada, known as the
Emma Jane" mining claim, formerly
known as the Eastern Slope" mining claim,
as will appear by the records In the office of
the Recorder OF said Esmeralda Mining Dis
trict and by the certificate Of said Recorder now
in my possession, in order to hold said prem
Uses under the provisions of Section I, 1894,
Revised Statutes Of the United States, being
the amount required to hold the same for tho
year ending December 81, A. ID. 1883; and II,
within ninety days from the drst publication
of this notice, you fail or refuse to contribute
your proportion of such expenditure as
co-owner, your interest in the said claim will
become the property Of the subscriber under
said Section ASH. J. W. HAYNIB,
hawthorne Rev., vsbpsy 90 tss<.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

DRue store boy to prescription
clork--" Here's prescription, and the
man says he wants to know. how long
it will take to put it up" Prescrip.
tion clerk, meditatively--" Let me see
it is about dinner time. Five minutes
TO getover to dinner, eighteen minutes
to eat dinner, five minutes to get back,
and two minutes to put up the pre-.
scription. Tell tho man it will take
about half an hour to put it up."-Low.
~ Gistsea.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

Resolved, That the Secretary Of this Com
mittee request the County Central Commit
tees of the several counties of this State to
cause to be held (for the election of delegates
to the State Convention according to the
apportonment made by this Committee) pri-
mary elections on the 31st of May, 1884.
Resolved, That the Secretary of this Coma
mittce be directed to publish the call for the
State Convention in all Democratic journals
of the State, together with the request of the
County Central Committees TO hold primary
elections for the election of delegates to the
State Convention with the test presented by
the Committee.
Resolved, That the test required Of voter
at the primaries is that he is or will be a
qualified voter at the general electionrto be
held on the .4th day of November, 1884, and
that he will vote for the nominees of the Con-
vention to be held under this call.
MATT CANAVAN,
Chairman Democratic State Central Commit
tee of Nevada.
W. J. WESTERFIELD, Secretary.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

RESOLVED, That the several Republican
County Committees of the State are hereby
instructed to call Primary Election of the
people of their respective counties on Satur-
day, April IL, 1884, for the purpose Of electing
Delegates to the State Convention to be held
at Virginia City, April 30, 1884: and to call
Primary Election of the people OF their re-
spective counties on Saturday, August %,
1884, for the purpose of electing Delegates to
the State Convention to be held al Carson
City, September 4, 1884; said Primary cleo
tons to be carried out in compliance with the
laws Of this State, and the instructions of this
Committee.
Resolved, That any county may elect Dele
gates to the said State Convention at County
Convention the members of which shall have
been elected at the said Primaries held on
April 18th or August 23d.
Rssoiued, That ii vacancy should occur
in any delegation after the Primaries are held,
said vacancy shall be filled by the remaining
Delegates.
ResoiUed, That the following test be, re-
CURED oil each and every voter at the said
Primary Election: Are you Republican!
And will You support the nominees of the
Republican National Convention, and of the
Republican State Convention"
q. c. STEVENSON,
Chairman Republican State Central Com
mittee of Nevada.
tt F. c. LORD, Secretary.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21
PAT EN- rs

uUlN co., Of tho SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN, con-
49, soees - Eolioitora for Patents Caveats, Trade
NsfA Scfyrtehts, for tss United States, Canada,
lag1An1 France. Germany. etc. Hand Book about,
Hs1c.s cotsfned through MUM & co. are noticed
S. AsTs saisnss shs largest hest and
10Y. epssncM snsravirFs s2d intsrestins in
Q AddEes AussN q 90, 6uxEIIYIc
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

nAf-people nre always on the
Af SAslo lookout for chances 70 in
wv A21crease their earnings, and in
time become wealthy; those
uko do not improve their opportunities re-
Rufn In poverty. We offer great chance to
nsks money. We want many men, women.
bsyv and girls to work for US right In their
swn localities, Any one can do the work
uilf pay more than ten times ordinary wages.
Expensive outnt furnished free. No one who
engages fails to make money rapidly. You
0an devote your whole time to tho work, or
ualy ysur spare moments. Full information
and ali that 10 needed sent free. Address
0uNsoN Co, Portland, Maine.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-05-21

And for such other business as may properly
come before the Convention.
Resolved, That the State Convention called
to meet at Austin on the 10th day of June,
1884, be composed of Ill Delegates, appor-
toned among the several counties OF the
State as follows:
, 1884-03-07
AMUsEMENTs.

HOOP OF GoLD.-On the occasion of
its production in London, the Times Of
that city, contained the following:
"On Saturday, the 9Th inst, Mortimer
Murdoch's drama, A HooP OF GOLD,
was produced at this theatre (Sadler's
Wells) before a house crowded from pit
to gallery. Filled with thrilling Incl
dents and exciting situations, allied to
sparkling dialogue, the play was an as
sured success from the very first; nor
did the interest flag as the story pro-
ceeded, as is often the case. Each act
seemed better than its predecessor, and
we must congratulate Mr.. Murdoch
upon having written one of the best
constructed dramas produced in mod
ern times. There is little doubt that
A HOOP Of GOLD will enjoy tbs popu-
larity 1t deserves" 1t will be produced
in all It's gorgeousness and grandeur
at the Opera House in Cheyenne on
next Monday evening, and a failure to
see it is to miss a rich, rare treat.
OUR STRATEGIsTs.-The Chicago
Tribune says: This is one of the fun
niest and most amusing performances
ever seen here. The end of the third
act caused almost a panic in the house.
People leaned over their chairs on their
neighbours shoulders, doubled up and
~laughed-yes, roared, until many of
them looked like 80 many appoplectic
strokes. The company was called be-
fore the curtain at the end of each act.
No such demonstration has ever been
witnessed in the academy" On Tues
day evening, this modern comedy of
errors will be presented to a Cheyenne
audience.
, 1884-03-07

The council went into executive ses-
sion to consider the nominations sent
to that body yesterday afternoon, and
when the doors were again opened the
following combinations were an
nounced:
Territorial fish commissioner, Otto
Gramm, of Laramie City; p~enitentiary
commissioners, Frank NJ. Foote, of
Evanston, Colonel Luke Murrin, of
Cheyenne and j. NJ. Tisdell, Of Raw
Inns.
The foregoing named gentlemen are
each and all Of them thoroughly COM
petent and reliable, In fact they rank
among the foremost of the leading men
of the territory and will make compe-
tent and efficient guardians of the in
terests which have been committed to
their charge. Two of these, Otto
Gramm and Colonel Murrin, are well
known and staunch democrats, and we
deem 1t very magnanimous and COM
mendable in Governor Hale to thus
recognize the claims Of the democratic
party to consideration at his hands by
appointing these two gentlemen to the
positions above named.
, 1884-03-07

The confirmation of Colonel Luke
Murrin to the position Of p~enitentiary
commissioner will be much appreciated
by people, and to show our readers
that he is also appreciated by the MEM
bers of the council we have only to
state that he was confirmed by the
unanimous vote of that body.
The following are the Inscriptions
that u reporter copied from the votes
that were cast when the ballot was
taken on his nomination last evening:
"Yes. The Green River goat votes
for Luke Murrin."
Yes. You bet you life."
Eyes; always"
Luke Murrin for penitentiary COM
missioner. WE'LL should think so. Yes;
you bet your life. Tell him to send up
a few bottles"
president third house. Yes"
"Lnke to the front, forever. Yes;
once, twice-all times"
Yes; you bet your sweet life."
Yes. Luke is u good boy, and a
daisy, 30 he is"
For the jolly old boy. Yes, of
course. send us a few bottles"
ITO be certainly, yes"
"Be jabers, yes"
democratic ticket. For peniten-
tiary commissioner, Luke Murrin, Of
Laramie county. We have caught a
democratic rooster at last. Victory
perchesI .on our banner"