Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-07-23
Nasty Attempts to Explain.

CoSFEDRIr X ROADS (wich is in the
State Nv Kentucky, Joon 81. 1884
| considered it necessary TO call the
Dimocrisy together last mite to the
eend Wv concertin methods w con
duetin the next campane. Inezmuch
ez the salvashen nv the Corners, ez
well ez the kentry, depends upon the
defect NV Blaine, | concluded to act
upon the principle that eternal vigi-
lance is the price. Nv liberty. In the
interest NV reform and pure Govern.
ment we must defect Blaine, and to
defect Blaine we must kerry lnjeanny,
and to kerry Injeanpy determined to
git ready the men we shel send from
Kentucky into Injeanny TO vote, and
liev 'em in readiniss TO go ez soon ez
we know that the price per he'd hez
been put up IN hard cash. We are
patriots, but we alluz want to know,
first, whether our candidate hez bari,
and second, whether be is going 10
put it on tap.
Therefore | called neetin that |
mite sci the ball a rolin and commenst
to address il myself | opened elo.
kenily ez follows:
Fellow citizens To. begin with, l
| shell hev to explane--'
That wuZ all Nv that speech wich |
ever delivered. That audashus wretch,
Jae Bigler, forced his way thro the
lhrong, and. ascending to the pulpit,
rekested me 10 set down, wich ! did.
When be requests | alluz do.
",Feller citizens" said Josef, "the
word explane,' wich our subsidized
friend yoosed, reminds me of an anec-
dote There wuz stdtterin man
wich he'd a wife, and the wife went
away from home to visit her mother
to be gone some two weeks. She he'd
| list got to the depot to take the trane
when she remembered suthin wich
made it necessary for her TO return
| immejitly to her peeceful home. She
entered the front door and diskivered
| her husband on the stares kissin her
| servant gal This wuz twenty yeers
ago. The gentleman witch suffered
was narra,in the atlectin insident to
his friends recently, and he remarked;
| And ii j.ist ttt-hink NV tt-the H.
i.rcasonb b-blen.e-e IS NV ww-ww-o-
men! Ittt.tiook me fteen yecrs
to eXplane that.
"My friends, Dimocrisy hez very
similar experience. Originally he
wnz welded to the Goddis NV Liberty,
and very promisin colple they wuz.
But in Calhoon's time the Goddis
caught him kissin the old harlot
Seceshn. and he hez been thirty odd
| yeers eXplanin that.
! "Scaselv wnz that fixed up when he
| went gnllivanin off after Slavery, the
elder sister of Seceshn, and made war
npon Mexico at her biddn. He hez
bin over thirty yeefs explainin that.
"Onct moor leavin his lawful bride,
he took an excursion into Kansas, and
was KEEP nifty busy for several yeers
eXpainin that.
"Then Slavery and Seceshn jined
hands in 1861 and attempted to muir
der his spouse, and he follered EN-
blindly, givin EN- all the help he could.
He hez been explaining that for about
"a yecrs.
From 1868 to 1878 he made Wig
crus effort TO save the life Nv both the
old hags, and he hez he'd his hands
| full ever sence to eXplane that.
Forgettin his marital vows he
afterwards assaulted his Wife's fust
cousin, the Nashnel Credit, and in.
sisted upon fiat money and KILN OF
speshy payment, and he hez bin ex-
plainin that ever sence.
HE prosecuted every unjust war
we hev waged, and opposed the only
| lust one we ever he'd, aud hez bin
explainin both NV EN- ever sence.
!" He rushed Oft into repoodiashen
NV t honest debt, and he hez BIN ex-