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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-03-10

RExExsEE g complete cure for aches,
pains, sores, rimples, urinary sediments,
disturbing drtsms nervousness, despond.
tncy, indigestion and general weakness OF
mind and bo6y. brouRl on by improper
habits or Otherwise, T. found IN tso or
three bottles ni Dr Guysotrs yellow DocS
spd Ssrsspsri'ls, re bet .'e~n proven oy tn'
expsrifree Of msny sEo ls' Z suffered. hu'
row feel we'll and strJLg n al! paris OF tts
body,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-03-10
Using q Large Percentage of Spring

In the provision markets the drift Of values
has continued downward, owing to the
dullpess OF the export trade and the gen.
eral lack OF activity in the 'rade demand
throughout the country. As compared
with last week at this time, the Chicago
market shows decline OF about 10 cents
per barrel for pork and 224 cents per 100
pounds for lard; but these figures do not
represent tie lowest rates OF the week.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-03-10
FOnxhI Upon Principle.

IL will deal With essentisls-upon which
there Should be absolute unity at sympathy
and sentiment. An Indictment against
the Republican rule OF Quarssr of q sen
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
The Baby Wouldn't Fit.

A young German woman, of ample
proportions, and with flowing robes
and small baby, boarded Third
avenue elevated train. She selected q
place with two vacant seats on each
side, aud, in sitting, covered with her
dress the low wooden partitions
separating the seats. Then she tried
to make the baby lie down by her side,
with its head in her lap. Not succeed
ing on one side, she tried the other,
but each time the small of the baby's
back met the hidden partition, and it
couldn't be made to fit. The baby re-
sisted the endeavor, and raised a noisy
lamentation. The mother, after many
efforts, concluded that its perverseness
was not 10 be subdued, and snatched it
into her lap, with the remark:
"Vell, ven you can't keep dot back
pone straight, / tink it's peter you sit
up"
Then she looked around to see why
all the passengers were laughing
Ne,U York Sun.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
Ancient English Laws.

The following are few of the laws
of England nearly twelve hundred years
ago:
If any servant, by command of the
master, shall do any servile work after
the sun shall be set on Saturday, or on
Sunday, the master shall pay 80 shil-
lings for the task. If servant shall
travel on either of those days, he shall
pay shillings, or be whipped. If a
freeman shall travel on day forbid
den, he shall stand in the pillory, and
the informer shall have half, as we'll OF
the mulct as of the virgil.
If husbandman, without the knowl-
edge of his wife, shall offer anything to
the devil, he shall forfeit his estate and
stand in the pillory; but if both of
them shall offend, she also shall lose
all her goods, and stand in the pillory.
If a servant shall offer anything TO the
devil, he shall lose 6 shillings, or he
whipped.
If any person shall give flesh to his
servant to be eaten on a fast day, his
servant shall be free. II any servant
shall voluntarily eat it, he shall either
pay shiIlings or be whipped.
If secular man shall kill thief, no
composition shall be made by the kins-
man of him that is slain. II any free
man carry away anything that is
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
The Greatest Religious Ediiice In
America.

The great building at Salt Lake,
which the Saints have been twenty
eight years in constructing, is approach
ing completion, The main walls are
done. It is built of granite, which is
hauled from the mountains back of Salt
Lake on great wagons or trucks with
wheels twelve feet high. The walls
are ten feet in thickness, and eighty
five feet in height. 1t has cost up to
this time $4,000 which has been
collected by the tithing tax. 1t will
require six years more to finish the
work. Probably no other church
building in the United States has been
constructed in way to secure such
durability as is possible to this. Some
of those who predict the early ruin of
the Mormon hierarchy are wondering
what use they can make of this temple
But such calculations are rather pre-
mature. The sect may endare longer
than the temple. Alta California.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
4 Very High Fever.

All physicians recognize the power of
imagination in curing disease, and a
new instance of it is given in the Med
icat Record by a doctor living in New
Jersey.
Being called to prescribe for q patient
living in the hills above Keyport, who
had long been afflicted with epilepsy,
and whose mind was now somewhat i'm
paired, 1 noticed, he says, remark
able pallor of countenance, and that
the surface of the body was very cold
to the touch. So produced clinical
thermometer to ascertain the temper
AZURE.
The young man evidently looked upon
it as part of the treatment SO rapt
was he that when went to withdraw
the thermometer he gave start like
one rudely assailed.
"How did it affect you?" queried 1.
"Very well indeed" he replied; II
think it has made me feel much better"
And then, raising his hand with an air
of benediction, he added: 1T had such
a quoting influence"
An hour afterward i visited young
domestic in another family, who was
convalescing from mild attack of
typhoid fever, where the temperature
had ranged from 100 to 102 degrees for
several days. While here l related the
above incident to her employers, who
laughed heartily, but the girl, with q
look of scornful superiority, cried out
"Pooh he mustn't ever have seen one
beforel Why, I have had two at time
in my mouth, and thought nothing of
it."
"Why was that?" asked /.
when was on Randall's Island"
Eyes, but why what were two used
for?"
Because blurted she in
confusion, "my fever was so high they
couldn't tell it all on one!"
This girl belonged probably to a large
class of people in country towns who
seem to regard diseases as accomplish
ments, and to think that person the
most entitled to honor who has suffered
most. Youths Companion.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
Latter. Day BOhemians.

II was great crowd that hung
around Pfaaff's In the days when the
famous humorist, Charley Browne, was
delivering his 100 lectures at Dodworth
Hall. Josh Billings used to go there
then, when he was only poor auction
eer. But Josh was not Bohemian by
sympathy-he was too saving for that.
Bret Harte, Bailey, the Danbury Ns'os
man, Griswold, and the celebrated hui
morist, Leonard, hung out there.
Charley Brown was at one time a
Cleveland journalist, but the proprietor
of Vanity Fair took him to New York,
paying him $1,000 year. When
Vanity Fair died at the end of
eighteen months, "Artemus Ward"
swore that he killed it with his CHASTITY
humor. for Browne was humorlst of no
mean merit, and was something of q
one in conversation.
OF the Bohemians of to-day, volumes
may be written. Some of the finest
work on the metropolitan press comes
from their caustic pens. New York has
Bohemians who, when they have passed
away, will leave q lustrous fame.
Chicago has its Bohemia, and many of
the cleverest productions that grace
the pages of the great dailies there are
the work of the guild. There are but
one or two Bohemians in Detroit, but
many in st. Louis and New Orleans,
and more in Washington and Paris.
London, however, is Bohemia par ex-
cellence of the world, for the best
writer's on the press there, and the
most brilliant critics and poets, are all
of Bohemia George W Grummo1d,
i'm 81 Ln1Iis Mnnnziale
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
The Water LIly,s story.

When / first opened my eyes to the
daylight l was in lovely piaoe. NV
home was a beautiful pond, whose
waters were so clear they reflected the
blue SKY and feecy clouds overhead,
and where everything was still and calm
and quiet; 1 was surrounded by fair
companions each as lovely as myself.
We grew fairer and sweeter every day,
and We thought ourselves better than
the common flowers that grew ON the
farther side of the pond, the Daisies,
the Blue Violets, Adders' Tongues, that
queer fellow, Jack In the Pulpit, and
the Wild Rose, who was so rude if any
one touched her. We're we not tall
and slender. fair and sweet of face, and
did not our green dresses become our
fair compilations wonderfully? Were
We not admired by every one who saw
us; and more than all, did not our mir
ror, the pond, tell us we were beautiful
every time we glanced in it? Yesterday
there came to our pleasant home a gay
pleasure-boat with party of ladies and
gentlemen; the ladies all exclaimed, as
soon as they saw us, "Oh, how sweet,
how lovelyw and one, whose face was
like an angels, reached over and took
me and several of my companions into
the boat with them. The other ladies
gathered some of my fair sisters, and
We were all carried away to our new
and separate homes. The lady that i
and my sisters were with took us to a
grand house on hill, where we we're
again admired and our fragrance in
hailed, and at night shone like star in
the raven braids of my new mistress's
hair IL q ballroom. Her lovers hand
placed me there, and as he did so, he
bent and whispered something in her
ear, and then kissed the rosy lips that
looked so tempting. The warm bloom
rose to her cheek, and I thought
never had beheld anything so beautiful.
/ missed my old home and my pretty
mates, but felt sure had fallen into
good hands, and felt proud in having
SO beautiful a mistress, and being SO
admired. When my mistress came
hone and looked in the mirror she saw
my dropping head, for the heat in the
ballroom had made me faint and Ian
guild. She took me from her hair, and
said, tenderly. as she held me in her
hand, Poor wilted lily, Pm sorry you
faded so Soon" Then she put me in a
vase of water, which refreshed and
strengthened me, and this morning
when she looked at me my white petals
were open once more. which made her
exclaim: "Ah, my pretty lily, you are
alive yet, amt you" But have lost
some of my fragrance, and l know that
before the sun sets I shall be dead, for
the life of lily is very frail. They
say this is cold world. but "my lines
have fallen in pleasant places" and j
am sure that when am dead, and all
my beauty and fragrance gone forever,
my sweet mistress will not threw me
into the street to be trampled in the
mud, but will lay me carefully away in
remembrance of the night when her
lover whispered sweet, tender words as
he placed me in her shining braids OF
hair.-Flordl World.
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Employment Essential to Happiness.

1t may be laid down as an incontro-
vertible principle that no family can be
happy without OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
diversified, continually recurring en-
ployment. There may be the posses
sion of wealth, there may be an ample
and beautiful domain, there may be
everything externally to enjoy, but I'M
less there be an appropriate and varied
employment to occupy the body, en-
gross the mind, and awaken the ener-
giles, there cannot be happiness. It is
the active, industrious, persevering
family that is the truly happy family |;
not the idle, the slothful, the useless
not the family that has no definite plan,
no fixed and important object, no per-
sonal and collective energy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

stolen, the King shall choose any one
of these three punishments: Either
that the thief shall be slain or banished
beyond the seas, or rather his virgil
(which was the value of his head or
hfe), and he who apprehended him
shall have half his goods; but il he
shall kill him, he shall pay 70 shillings.
If any servant shall be robbed, and
shall suffer the thief to escape, he shall
pay 70 shillings, Or, which the King
pleases; but if any one shall Stay him,
his master shall have half his goods.
If any stranger shall wander privily
through the country, and shall neither
cry aloud nor sound his horn, he shall
be taken for thief, and shall either be
slain or banished.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
The Key Note

OF half the infirmites which mar comfort and
aggravate one another is q lack of physical ener-
gy, easily remedied at the outset with reliable
invigorant. AS means of checking premature
decay. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is unrivaled.
The functions of digestion and assimilation,
always imperfectly performed where there is {
loss of vigor and bodily substance, are aided
nervousness and falling off Of appetite are
speedily remedied through lis agency. Consti-
patton and disorder of the liver are thoroughly
relieved by the Bitters, and the kidneys act more
effectively in strainlng impurities from the
blood when 1t IL resorted TO rs diuretic Rheu-
matte complaints are averted, fever and sgue
cured ana prevented, and the ailments to which
the aged are specially subject are mttigated by
It. Persons who experience difficulty in sleep
ing soundly. will find That a wineglassful swal-
lowed before retiring will facilitate repose.
~ HERD" is the way the cowboy begins
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
Typhoid In Cities.

The writer, from a long experience
in hospital practice, can assert that true
intermittent and remittent fevers prov
ing fatal are not Indigenous; they occur
mostly in people coming from subtrop-
ical or tropical climates. For long
period he has given his attention to
the place of the origin of well-tie-
veloped intermittent fever, and he has
been surprised to see how large pro-
portion has occurred in non-residents,
or those having temporary residence
out of the city and in a malarious
region. Medical NeUs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
THE LIFE LESSON
LEARNED ny A PROMINENT HUD-
SON ODD FELLOW.
From the Hudson (S. Ky Register.

fToW tre hudsOH Nv. bJ hcgister.
Mr.. John Fitting. faithful Odd Fellow Past Grand
(-Iindenwad." No. 442l and member of the Baptist
Church, says 4 have been, most of my acquaint-
ances In Hudson know sufferer from dyspepsia for
ten years. The symptoms of my malady those
which million other sufferers in the land would
recognize a. their Beginning with indigestion.
sour stomach and fatulence. became weak that
my body became burden too heavy 20 carry and my
mind was weighted down by gloomy dependency.
After eating felt IL had ball of glowing iron in
my stomach; my abdomen would boat. and was
afflicted almost constantly with a sicl. headache.
lady learning OF my condition advised me 10 use DIR.
DAVID KENNEDY's FAvORITE REMEDY,
telling me what an infinite deal of good it had done
her and Others whom she knew. began taking Il in
the latter part of August and used altogether only
three bottles. when il achieved in the most won
derfui Improvement. have gained flesh. and
feel stronger better and happier than have in ten
years. FAVORITE REMEDY cured my friend.
r. f. Hermans of Client, of the lingering remains of
malsrial fever and of biliousness. Mr. Harvey
THOMAS. the grocer Warren street just below the
Worth House. says that it has had wonderfully good
effects upon him. Scores of my acquaintance say
that having tried il they would never again be
withoutt have given II TO my children. and found
1t the best medicine have known for regulating
their bowels and purifying their blood. The knowl-
edge Of this medicine deem the greatest lesson OF
physical life"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
Arkansas Culture.

"Let me see,' said young lady
graduate to highly intellectual
friend, "was it Pope who wrote the
Iliad,' or was it the Iliad' who wrote
Pope?" Neither" replied the intel
lectual friend. at was blind Homer
who translated the Had" "Oh,
yes, now 1 remember. would give
anything for Iliad any way" "Why,
it is a poem telling all about an old
fellow who lived in tub of water"
II don't believe that n man could live
in tub of water, do you?" ooh, no;
but then we must not question ancient
mythology. '-ArkdnSalC Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

The New York Morning J6urnal says
that Mrs. +. G.. Kellogg, so East Eighty.
sixth street, was partially paralyzed, and
lay for seven days in commissions. Physi-
clans were engaged and discharged until
seven had failed to help or cure her. She
was unable to leave her bed, and was as
helpless as child After using all sorts OF
salves, ointments, lotions and plasters, hei
case was given up as hopeless. She was
induced to try st. Jacobs Oil as last
chance. She began to improve from the
time the first application was made, and, by
its continued use, she has completely re-
onvarad
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

DIR. c. ID. WARMER: Dear Sir-I received
the complimentary bottle of White Wine OF
Tar Syrup you so kindly sent me. Our little
6-year old daughter had u very sore throat,
badly liberated and coughed almost inces-
sanity. We gave the medicine according to
directions, AMI she began TO improve inn
mediatcly and soon got well. Please accept
thanks. Mrs Groves AMI / have recon-
mended It u others. / shall want TO get some
of it at the beginning OF winter, as / consider
ii a very superior medicine. Yours very
respectfully, REV. II. ID. GROVES,
GAINESVILLE, Mo. Pastor NJ. r.. Church.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
On Good Terms with the Dog.

"Do yon know the Jacksons? ?" asked
a lady of a young man who lived in
their neighborhood. "No; I'm not
personally acquainted with all the
members of the family" he replied,
"but 1 always speak to the dog at the
front gate as / go past.-Merchant
Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

No ONE can be i'll If the blood is pure. Vel.
low Dock and Sarsaparilla root have long
been recognized by physicians as blood puri-
hers. Don't be humbugged by the advertise
ments of the many quack bittsrs, but occa-
sionally use DIR. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
Sarsaparilla, and you will live to a good old
age free from all distress or mind and body.
Many OF our best citizens who long suffered
from bad blood, indicated by weak kidneys,
Indigestion sores, aches, etc, owe their re-
covery to the use OF this remedy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

MEssRs. WELLS, RICHARDSON & Co.:
Since the introduction of your Improved
Butter Color among my customers, it has
given universal satisfaction. The leading
dairymen of this section who have used il
give il the preference over all other colors,
of whatever name or nature.
They are especially pleased with the fact
that il does not become rancid, like other oil
colors, and their product brings highest prices
in market. w. S. NAY, Druggist.
Underhill, VT, April 5, 1852.
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.p,, NM at the Gauit Houoe.

The business man or tourist Will nnd hrsu.
class accommodations ut the low price OF "
and 81 80 per day at the Gault House, Chica-
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located in the center Of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot
Elevator; all appointments first-class.
IL w. HoYT, Proprietor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

LYDIA L. PINKHAMs Vegetable Compound
was first prepared in liquid form only; but
now ii can be sent in dry forms by mail TO
points where no druggist can readily be
reached aud to-day the Compound in lozenges
and pills finds its way to the foreign chimes of
Europe and Asia.
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For DYSPEPSIA, INpiGEsTI,

For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression of
spirits and general debility in their various
forms; also, as a prove ntive against fever and
ague, and ether intermittent fevers. the
" Ferro-Phosphorate Elixir of Calisaya,"
made by Caswell, Hazard s Co., of New York,
and sold by all druggists, IL the best tonic;
and Tor patients recovering from fever or
other sickness it has no equal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

THERE'S silence of grief, there's q
silence of hatred, there's silence of
dread-of these men may speak, and
these they can describe; but the silence
of our happiness, who can describe
that ?-W II. II. Murray.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

WEDDINGS often leave old familiar
hearts and places as haunted and empty
as funerals. They are the funerals of
old associations.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

THE increasing sales of Piso's Cure attest
its claim as the best cough remedy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

MOTHERs, the best dressing for children's
hair is Carboline. made from pure petrolt um,
thoroughly deCdorizcd aud delightfully."- per-
funnel. IL makes the little one hair soft,
silky, and glo.sy; IL also oradicates dsndrufr.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

For twenty-five years have been afflicted
with catarrh so that have been confined to
my room for two months at time. l have
tried all the humbugs in hopes of relief, but to
no success until met with an old friend who
had used Eiys Cream Balm and advised me
TO try it. procured Il bottle TO please him,
and from the first application | found relief.
1t is the best remedy have ever tried.-W.
c. MATHEWS, Justice of the Peace, Shenan-
dnnh InNrn
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

Dir. Saniord's Liver Observation-Disclosures,
Tonic: will cure when other medicines fail.
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Mrs. Ann LaCour, of New Orleans, La,
writes ~ have a son who has been sick for
two years; he has been attended By our lead
ing physicians, but all to no purpose This
morning he had his usual spell OF coughing,
and was so greatly FRUSTRATED in consequence
that death seemed imminent. We had in the
house bottle of DR.. VIM. Halls Balsam for
the Lungs purchased by my husband, who
noticed your advertisement yesterday. We
administered it, and he was instantly re
ieved."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

"A MODEL woman The inanimate frame
| upon which wraps are displayed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

ALL pain in the nervous system, wind colo
cramps etc., cured by Samaritan Nerpine.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

WHAT man must have his glass before he
| can do q days work? a glazier.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24
Cattle Wanted.

Parties having cattle for sale of any class,
please address, giving grade, numbers, age and
price, John G. Abbott, Box 2250, Denver, Col
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

"YoUR Samaritan NerUtrc cured my sons
fits" writes Mrs. 5. NJ. Parkhurst of Girard,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

PIso's Remedy for Cutarrh is certain cure
for that very obnoxious disease.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

USE the Frazer axle Grease. It's the best I'm
the world-will wear twice rs iong as any other.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-24

THE more SUCCESSFUL the hotel-koeper, the
greater inn-ability he shows.-Terds SifttnOS.
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Instantly Relieved,

"a DEpT is adorned by payment" and I'M
adorned by escapemeat.
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DairyInen Prefer 1t.

THE banks generally meet a crisis with re
serve.