New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-03-16
TRIBUNE


election tho second time and guess what might have
else followed. Had tho ctzens OF New York voted on
tho MayOralty issue alono they would have probably
rejected william r. Grace religious antpathes, and
| elected A. Oakley Han on faTceu popularity.
Would rot he safe TO elevate the Board Of Aldermen
by some plan 70 commit US, without plan, 70 Mayor
Nike Norton. the peoples choice" Mayor spnolo,
the peoples hcro"l II is by popular suffrage, after
all. that both Aldermen and Mayor are elected. Sup
pose the office Of Alderman made almost eminent
| as the Mayoraty 7 This could De done by making tho
number very small and paying each very well And.
arter all human nature would still have clay. Nothing
yet been patented to take the Adam ont OF the King
David
The city departments, quickly and manfaly ever
hauled by the Legislative Committee. prove to be
filled by lot OF sawdust men, stupid ~ ignorance and
drinks could make them unaware Of any laws, innocent
OF books hardly newspaper readers often dummies set
by originally stolen capital burglars who get
into the docks often represent burglars syndcate
behind them who mover saw job " DONE Ia addition
to cutting down the salaries Of these dummies bright
Hight flashing upon suggests greater them
let them havo tho Civil Service EKamnation The
County Clerk shall conjugate the verb TO diyyy.p TIE
Sheriff shall give the Latin origin Of n a., and
sa ; The Register shall spell "Ratiocinaton " and
Alkekeng' The Dutch test shall DO applied to the
Aldermen to see II they saccharnc up the otymOOgy
OF Sugar" The State Senator shall be sodnced INTO ut
terns his elegant phrase der DOODLE" and made to
state whether the definite article is der DOODLE.
several carriages drawn up In front of wormleys
Hotel, Washington, last Wednesday morning all filed
and IN of them appeared large rather knock
countenance and double chin and spectacle something
Persian in the skin and srabismal In the glasses at
traCted me. Said /: IL il Hubert" Yes, IL
was the Department OF Something going ont 20
thing, the perfect cynosure OF Now-York executive
Neutrality-suspicious. streets unlike own, which
Hubert superintendent. "Ah we'll" / said, as the FUN
eral went past, that also indicated TO
as the probable saviour OF tine city, the better element
that Is always In sight just past but quite
here" And reflected that the favOrite invitation of
the late Billy Copeland would be redundant upon
one person ut least la those trinphal Come
the bar and VIII swell you upl"
Tho gilt clock In the red tower OF the new Produce
Exchange Is rich and peart and good nten
lions make H. Seeing II shed time 81 diligently upon
the evil and the good down below l reflected that
clocks and start OF At their best but when oiled and
regulated often I'm tho heart the Sigh Captain
Cutie when he said sol ellis could clock II lac
tried, and If he did make clock, Lori how that clock
would go."
Some people take great glory in having executed
body They are Ike the outcast thunder makers the
obscuro shmaelitc presses who heard cbuckle
themseiycs Didn't destroy that Teller twenty years
ago, these shoes Oldp snce Foger was the
victim OF quick and not liberal impulse which made
his opponent Governor there Warwicks
who thnk public history began at that and that
laying straws great movements will bring them
celebrity and tho Pharsees comfortable prayer. Seek
ing TO scratch" somebody, 10 throw engine IN
fun OF the track to watch tho wreck, like happy
IDIOT. and say How gloriOusl" But every respous
bty there Is ret figure. The CONSUMPTION officer the
mcendiary, the demolition OF order and OF liberty. lie
close to as shadows 10 bodies. Keep IN line
with great organized movements suffer from their fan
Go vote for the Democratic candidate for President II the
Republican party does not content you. There at least
Is responsible and old organization, tar better than
some patch-lp animated by fury, Ike the Women's
March Versailles at the bloody dawn French an
archy. Ghe elisiOn Of Governor aud then
nothing; in the Presidential year you do not
ride in the train going yOnder ia the other train and
back for there two safe tracks, but the business
OF q wrecker will cease 10 be dcspcable.