The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-08-16
FHOu THE l. WAR en-.
MoAPA RESERVATION. Aug. s, 1854

Ed. RECORD Our personal pronuui
man noninative we, possessive us,
money for hisky and cheek for grub
who visited Phoebe some weeks since an,
had several hundred dollars trying t.
secure finger in that mulberr,
pie, but whose finger it seem
was considered rather light for tn,
business, returned last week to his nativ,
haunts-the fragrant frog.ronds of tn
Muddy. His sermons to Piochers, unde
the head of Tariff and Morals" illus
trated by daily example, must have in
finence over that community reaching t.
his tongues end, and if rightly applied
might have proved self-sustaning. HI
is tumbling, however thick and fast, and
no doubt concessions will be Forthcoming
on every hand by the time the A B c pic
is ready to serve again.
The Pub. Admir- is going through his
estate business like dose of salts. lie
seemed slow in getting down the Wash.
but that was not his fault. lie was com.
p.lled to stand up all the way on account
VI boil that was covered by the seat of
his pant besides the wagon broke down.
1t might have carried the grub well
enough, but the presents aboard for his
numerous lady friends and admirers, such
as sundowns, hnetooth combs, toilet soap
and towels, candies aud perfumery, auto.
graph albums and latent palpitators by
the wholesale, must come through, grub
or no grub, 20 he cached portion Of the
grub, then hitching on four good horses,
ny dlnt OF big struggle he finally reached
ot. Joe, and was soon enjoying the no .pi.
tality OF a cottonwood ut st. Thomas.
The next two days was spent in distrib.
utlng the presents. The girls are de.
lighted with the sundowns and say they
are lust splendid to gather chips in,"
and 1.-The palpitators hatch turkey eggs to
perfection. Billy has arranged the bust.
ness with muscle. He has secured the
services uf men " no know their business
AMI tand squarely into the leather. The
Smith boys are stars in the saddle, and
BILLY Is way-up broncho buster himself.
The horses are the worst in the State to
handle, and some Of them are miserably
pour Con ideling the ob ,tacles that have
lnterpose tending to impede the work,
Billy deserves great credit for the vigor.
GUS, as we'll rs successful, manner in
which he has fingered the pie ), far. His
executive ability as a public officer rises
above all question hereafter. While
standing in the middle of the corral. arms
folded and pipe in full blast, witnessing
the modus operandi Of lassuing wild
Spanish bull. the amin j heaved his tail
mid air, beloved, sprang about forty feet
and dealt Billy foul below the belt.
The boys say that Billy never battea an
eye, and though his hide squeakel, the
SIM, Ike never broke curl. The bulls
neck kiuked and the animal bounced
back like an India rubber ball The next
pass the bull made, Billy jumped aside,
felt Of the animals pulse with the toe
OF his bnot, and then chloroformei the
bea with one from his thumb and finger
under the butt of the ear-Queens bury
p'0s' no S'S JUGS are IuleDJeu 10 Billy
for this display of manly art.
The Mormon settlement of Overton seems
Their crops are good, and
were it not for the ague ore would say
that they ought to enjoy life. They are
doing improvements from time which will
secure them better health.
Col. Bradfute is the boss granger of the
Muddy, and his hay and grain stacks
prove it. He is disappointed in his orch.
ard enterprise. After packing water all
summer to keep the trees alive he is in.
formed that the apple crop which he has
looked forward to with so much gusto is
not the sui genius" Of the 9nackenasp,
else Smiths dissertations ON genealogical
matter are false. Shakey, Ed Wright
and Jack L>ngstreet have all opened up
new ranches. Hay, grain and vegetables
are plentiful this season. In most coun.
tries man has to earn his living BY the
sweat of his brow, but here he mnst earn
t by the sweat of his teeth, else bum it.
Blow Fly.