The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-10-24

trau-Bstnn Foli0
Put on II auciioh-tbe prices. stolen
sweets - kissing another mans wite
IN overcast on tEe haek i worfh two
n your uncles-The Judge
There arr two ru'es 10 fsSsw In
sklmmiug milk. II tie cream Il 10 b.
sola. skim deep: II TIE milk Is 10 h.
sald. skim deep. Never fail 10 skim
deep.
sings a scaslde poet: alone ms
lonely watch keep You are lucky.
TIE man with the three gold base balls
keeps a more THAN three-halves OF
the time.
Maud ; has beaten her own trutting.
time and the COW Bamba.before she died
beat her own yield Of milk. The next
rafa avis vii be a hen which will beat
her own Eggs
The rcason why thanksgivin. dsy
comes IN November Is because the nses
and mosquitoes are all II zen out then
aud humanity feels mighty thankful.
Detroit journal.
A man out In Miles City. Montana.
having n halky mare. put n dynamite
cartridge under her and blew her up.
The hend was promptly arrested ON the
charge Of being a ally -buslsr.
"Are you going to the ball this even.
ingg" asked Jones Of Smith. "Yes." re.
plied smith. Il am going TO the bawl
this evening. I've rot TO stay at home
and take e1re Of the baby"
Stringent laws against swearing have
recently been passed in Spain. the evil
having become a serious one. Ken.
tuckians contemplating Il European
tour should paste this item back Of the
lar.
We notice that there is n great deal
more said In papers about photograph
ing the sun" than about photographing
The daughter. And the daughter gen.
orally makes the hegdsomest picture.
-Norristown Herald.
"What are you whipping that boy for
forY" asked a passer by OF an Irish
man. Because his brother hit me
with a sthone, sor." "Well hut this boy
is not to blame" ~ es, hut yrz see.
sur thin two chaps are twins" "fhat
makes no difference" Eyes ii does sor.
FUR balm SO much al0ik IT would be the
one nv thin ms apt TO hit me as the
other."-AtkaBsaw Traveller.
ANY reduction in the price Of cloth
ingy' he asked. Very large reduction"
answered the dealer. al would like to
ny II pair of pautaloons If | can get
them cheap enough" "Well. sir, prices
have gone all TO pieces, particularly
on pantalouns. The bottom has fairly
dropped out" "ln that case" said The
customer turning to 60, Il guess III
stick to my old ones for awhile yet.'-
brakes Magazine.
"Su you are the new glrl?' said the
boarders to the pretty waiter lass "and
what name arc WI TO call youP'
Pearl, Said the maid with Il saucy toss
Of her head. "Oh" asked the smart
b0arler, "are you the pearl of great
priceY" mo, sir; I'm the pearl that
was cast before swine" retoIted the
pretty waiter. There was Il long sill
ence, broken only by the rustic of the
flies in the milk pitcher.-Fr Press.
Jim Plumbottle is one of the unfeel.
ing husbands in Austin. lie came
hume intoxicated "a few nights ago ut q
very late hour, and his agonlzed wife
met him at the door. "IIere you com
at last. | have just worried myself
half to death I've your absence" she
exclaimed. "Worried yourself half to
death. Just like yer for all the world,
only half way do things. Can't rely on
yon to do things up properly,'-Texas
Slftinss.
"Your son William is in the city ]
understand, Mrs. Ploughit I" remark
Mrs Calpiler. "Yes. nam, William has
taken 10 u metropolishing career" re.
Piled Mrs. Pioughit with maternal
pride. "Will he learn a trader "Oh,
my, mol He has entered the profess
sions." "Ah which oneY" "He has adj
dopted that of an artist, mann. The
last we heard of him WAS through q
friend who said he was engaged in
painting the town red. "-Tittsburg
Chrouicle-Telegraph
"Nly dear" said the king of Den
mark to his spouse, the mother of
Hamlet. you needn't gIW it away, but
| poured molten lead INTO my brothers
ear while he was sleeping in the orch
ard, and that's the kind of sea-serpent
that stung him" You don't say so r.
said the queen. Il have said SO, so
please don't say that | don't say SO.
Yes. | poured q bullet mould.full into
his ear. TWAS IA capital joke. Do Won
know What his last words were when
he went off 2" Il do not" "TlIey were:
Il didn't know | was loaded "-Detr oft
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