New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-17
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


The Charleston NeCs and Courier gives Mr. Cleveland
life in three chapters, thus: 81 Reform Mayor OF
Buffalo NJ y 1881. II. Reform Governor of New-York,
1882 III. Reform President of the United States,
1881" This is hardly fair; If mans life can't be
written without borrowing from the future, it might
better he LEFT unwritten,
The Richmond Dispatch has idea that MI Tilden viii
consent 10 at last LOrdl LOrd Let us nave some
certainty about this thing -Augsta Chronicle and Con-
stutiOnalst.
Theodore Roosevelt rcpudates the alleged interview
with him concerning his attitude toward the Republican
candidates, which sent from st. Paul on June by
the Associated Press. lie says he interviewed
the subject.
The Cleveland morning glory already has hidden the
Tilden ruin.-l Philadelphia Times.
Now The Eec- York Times finds it expedent TO declare
that It is not owned and edited by Engishr-en. No.
Men OF English birth, coming to America to news
paper would at least pretend to have some American
ideas and sympathes. 1t ia your American who wishes
he could have the OF being British subject from
whom you get the most servile imitation of everything
English.
The NewYor journals will probably discover in good
time that few 2cent metropolitan newspapers do not
constitute the Republican party Chicago InterOeean.
Mr. Tdens letter OF deelnatiOn has not settled much
after ALL The Democratic papers still go printing dis
tressngly long leaders under the caption "W Tilden
RmP 1t this of thing that makes the American
people tired
The erring brethren who have left the Republican
consider tho action after the Democratic Convention.
Somebody had be dissatisfied with the nominations OF
alone and they'll come home and leave their pouJ behind
them Philadelphia Press.
The Rev NJ +. Tracy Of shelsburg, Iowa. says he has
discovered perpetual notion and found out that sir
Newton crazy when he tried prove the law
gravtaton Mr. Tracy has not, yet been heard OF
In the great hurybury world but If be goes this
way he will soon hit the bullseye of fame.
The Louisville ComterJou5paI says that so many men
being hanged in Ohio that 1t will be difficult to tell
how the State will go in November. Oh 1t WON'T 1t
will go Republican by an increased majority.
"Now, geutlemen here we have it the Presidency OF
the United States; little worn but still In good running
order; start her Off what offered 100000 by Mr.
Flower. Thank you sir $200,000 10000! $1,000
hear the folri Four shall make it, Going at four
-"-[Pittsburg Chroniole-Telegraph
The Democrats are complaining because many OF
their public the fence. II they had any sharp
issues this would not be possible.
Hartford student killed himself the other day by
oyereNerton IN the gymnasium As no one ever heard
Of anybody being killed by too much exertion saving
wood, 1t would be good idea 70 substitute the saw and
buck for the more arstocratic bars balls and clubs
ILlncon (Neb.) state Journal
The Netc Orleans Peaye says that article entitled
The Pork Corner" appeared simultaneously in The Nelo
Orleans Times Democrat The Cincinnati Price Current
and The Dial of this city, As the article exactly the
TO letter In al three papers, 1t wants 70 know how
it happened.
Washington may not do much at baseball. but when II
to a chicken fight our local birds themselves
with CORY glory.-lWashington STAR
Carter Harrison stops governing Chicago long enough
TO remark that be would rather be VcePresdent than
Governor any day. And then he incidentally mentions
the that Reform tho supreme issue before the DEM
ocras which Is undoubtedly chunk of native truth, it
Il so much before them that they will catch up
with IT,
The esteemed Ne,r- York Ereing Post says The Press
press bat he Post IL mistaken The independent press
bettles itself every occasion, and does II artistic
ally that no outside help Is needed. Philadelphia Press
Frank j. Abbot OF Syracuse has In his possession
ancient map OF the city OF New-York which was pub
shed in 1928 II bears It's face the royal English coat
Of arms, and the following inscription 70 his Excel
lancy Iohn MontSomere. Capt Gen and Goyr in Chief
OF his Msestes Provinces of New-York Jersey
your Excelency's obe't and most humble sery't VIM.
Bradfor."
Chicago woman has succeeded In obtaining tom
porary Injunction restraining fOrmer0ver nom printing
divers and sundr love letters received from her. the pub
LEGATION OF which, she asserts, would damage her very
seriously The uses OF the Injunction IKE those OF cleo
ricity, rapidly multiply, and no household can az
ford TO be without one.-lButalo Courier
Baltimore Is IN a about Its next orole pageant
There is old hermit winona MINI, who flies
black dag his hut which. no says death Il
any one who approaches the hut Ho lives life untrou
bled by book agents.