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range with his adversary the hour of the
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I must visit four patients before going
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of the seconds, che wants to get his
hand in"
"YEs," said a witness, 81 remember
the defendants mother crying On the
occasion referred to. She was weeping
with her left eye-the only one she has
and the tears were running down her
right cheek" "What!" exclaimed the
Judge, Chow could that be ?" please,
your Honor" said the witness. "she was
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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

The bill introduced in the Senate Mon
day by Senator Van Wyck. to preserve
the public lands for actual settlers, is
the kind OF bill that ought to have been
introduced and passed years ago. The
passage of such a bill at this time would
be like locking the stable door after the
horse had been stolen. However, the
government has a good deal Of good land
yet, and it is a wise move, probably, to
enact a law to keep it out of the grasp of
land sharks and railway corporations.
The Republican party is responsible for
the reckless way in which the public
lands have been wasted. and the Demo-
cratic party is just now engaged in
the laudable undertaking of getting
some Of them back. The prospect Of sue
cess, however, is not promising. The
corporations which have got hold of it are
likely to hold on to it. The Republicans
claim that their policy was to encourage
railroad building with a view TO the set
Element Of the country. They donated in
each instance about twice as much land
as there was needed to construct the aided
road, and gave millions Of acres to roads
that were never constructed. 1t VIII
never be known how many wealthy Re
publican statesmen trace their wealth to
this land grant legislation. No doubt Mr..
Van Wyck's bill VIII meet with oppOsi-
ton, but there is no reason why it
shouldn't pass. The government ought to
save the balance Of its lands, and all it
can recover for actual settlers.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07
BRIGHT BITS.

Now. brudders an sistahs. I Will now take
up a collection fur de preacher" said the col
0red minister to his congregation few nights
ago: IAN / spec fully advise you ter not put
no buttons in the CONTRIBUTION hat, as l is
goln' rOun' myself, an viii take a list Of the
button membahs Of dis congregation an make
dem de subjec' oh my sermon &C naiX meetin'
Close dat dOah da."-HentHcky STATE Journal
"CHARLEY," said mamma, you have been
very naughty boy; you have been playing
marbles, and you know | told you that you
mustn't, for IT Is gambling, and gambling Is
very wicked. Vow l hope you will never
gamble again" Charley promised he wouldn't,
and his mamma was so delighted that she took
him to the parish fair and gave him the money
to take chances in almost everything there
Boston Transcript.
''DID you arrest that fellow I put you on
to-" asked grocery keeper Of a policeman.
- Is, and the Judge nailed him." ''Was he
found guilty:'' YES" ''What did he do;'
paid the penalty, Of course" 'What was
it," "WOrkhoUse for thirty days" ''Well,
it's a good thing it wasn't grocery bill or he
would have hung before he paid it. / know
the nOozer.'-Nerchant TrdUeler.
THE religious reporter Of a Western news
paper wished to take his girl on PIC mic, and
he engaged the services OF the base ball re-
porter to report the Rev. Mr.. Jones. This Is
the way he opened his report on the Monday
following: THE Rev. Mr.. Jones scored anOth-
er immense hit yesterday, and the oldest
members OF the congregation testified that his
metaphors came hot from the bat, and the
sinners ducked their heads to escape the effect
Of his powerful runs. "-Chtcdg0 Relos.
INQUIRIEG CHILD: "Pa, what is the differ
ence between sitting up and sitting DOWN.
Pa. with perfect confidence in his ability to
explain: "Why, my child, when somebody is
standing up and he seats himself, he sits
down, and when he doesn't 90 TO bed and sits
down, he sits up" lnquirlng child: But,
papa, if he sits, how can he sit without sitting
down; and if he sits down. how can he sit
up:" Papa, with a dawning doubt Of his
ability to make II quite clear: 'You see, M
child, If he sits down, why he; | mean if he
sits up. Go to your ma, and don't ask me
questions when I'm disqualification Gazette.
THE cynics say that when the world began
woman came u make il warm for man;
While poets ranging brighter fields Of thought,
Sing only Of the blessings that she brought.
Wherein is truth: The misery Of doubt
Has Slapped my soul, and cOmpassed me about.
For If, as sweet voiced poets oft recite.
She shares our griefs and doubles our delight,
Coming in angels form to soOthe our pain,
Why should she plead for equity in vain2
Is great-souled woman, tender, thoughtful,
just,
Unworthy Of the rights we now intrust
To meanest MANI In very sooth, 'twould
seem
There's something faulty in our poets theme ;
For II there's truth in any song they've sung,
Man stands the blacklist migrate yet Unhung.
Radical Regislc.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

The feat Of walking Go miles in six
days, accomplished by Fitzgerald last
week, is perhaps the most remarkable in
stance Of human endurance that has ever
taken place. If any man or lower animal
ever made such a record before, the record
has been lost. Horses have been driven
over "a hundred miles a day. but never for
two days in succession. Dromedaries
have been known TO travel ninety miles
per day for four days in succession. 1t is
said that the ostrich can make the re-
markable speed Of p miles an hour, but it
Is doubted if one could be trained to get
over 60 miles in six days.
1t is more than likely that the pedes-
trian exhibition Of the future will be a
contest between men and heet-fOOted and
enduring representatives, of the brute
| creation. 1t has long been believed that
the power Of endurance Of man is far
greater than that Of any other animal.
Indians have been often known to catch
deer in fair races continued hour after
hour and day after day until their game
was completely exhausted. The contest
Of last week was between men Of different
races and natiOnalities. OF course a race
would be much more interesting if the
| higher dumb animals should be admitted
on equal terms with men. The PROPOSE
tion to pit human beings against beasts
in a race might not be considered as in
consonance with this age of civilization.
1t is more than probable, however, that
the strongest opposition to such contests
would come from the societies for the pre-
vention Of cruelty to animals.
1t is doubtful if any good can result
from such races. The contestants, Of
course, endure the great sufferings to
which their exertions subject them vol
UNFAIRLY from both the love Of money and
/ nOtoriety. People are curious to know
what a man can endure, but it would
probably be well for such exhibitions to
/ be prohibited by law,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07
The Telfair Academy

There is some anxiety to know when
Mr.. Brandt, the director of the Telfair
Academy of Arts and Sciences, will make
his appearance here to superintend the
work Of putting the finishing touches on
the walls Of the Academy and Of hanging
the pictures. The repairs and improve
ments on the building are now finished
and the works OF art are here. Nothing
more can be done before the arrival of Mr..
Brandt. No one seems to know when TO
expect him. 1t may be that he is de-
tanned in New York by important en-
gagements. If he is the people here
doubtless would like to be informed Of the
fact, and also when he may be expected.
OF course the desire to see the changes
that have been made in the Academy
building and the art treasures which
have been purchased is very general.
There ought TO be no unnecessary delay
in opening the institution.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07
PERSONAL.

POSTMASTER GESE7AL GREsHAM's wife in
tends to remain in Florida. with her daugh-
ter, two or three weeks longer.
Miss MARY b. GRANT, of Manitinicus Isl
and, Maine, has achieved fame by rowing
through five miles Of rough water for the
mail.
ABOUT every third-rate literary man in
England is now busily engaged trying to prove
with his pen that Charles Reade was not a
man Of genus.
THE venerable James E. Murdoch is calling
the age Of Kate Field into uncomfortable
question by praising her mothers merits as
an actress on the Boston stage sixty years ago.
THE LATE HENRY c. MURPHY estimated
that his library, Of rare historical material,
would fetch 100000. 1t is said that the net
result Of the recent sale of the library was
only $4,000.
MIME PALMER, that gifted kitten Of COM
edy, IS said to have made $4,000 by her Lon
don engagement. This is as it should be. If
England will send US her Ellen Terrys and
Madge RObertson5 it can have our Minnie
Palmers.
THE New York World publishes a portrait
Of Sir John Ashley. "the promoter of siX-day
gO-as-you please pedestrian matches" Ugly
and villainOus in appearance as the picture
makes him, he hardly looks capable Of the de-
pravity charged against him.
THE latest (of course, from life portrait of
Wales now parading in the columns of papers
represents the Iflnce WIN Iull DedQ OF mar
delightfully."- parted in the middle when in
point Of fact that part in the middle begins
just above each ear, and about three -fOuTths
OF Wales head is as bare as a billiard ball.
MISS EMILY FAITHFUL confesses that she
began by laughing and ridiculing 1.-THE Shrek
ing slsterhOOd," as she called them, but soon
became herself an ardent advocate Of their
claims in the social movement and thinks she
'caught it." She presents herself as a special
example of those who 90 to scoG and stay to
pray.
Mr.. AND MRS. JOHN JACOB AsToR sail for
Europe the latter part of this month, Mrs.
Aston to take the baths and waters Of Schwal-
bach for the more complete restoration Of her
health, and Mr.. Aston to go through his an
nual Kur at Carlsbad. Their house at New
port will, therefore, remain closed during the
summer.
QUEEN VICTORIA has allowed a local pho
tOgrapher to takela group Of herself, her daugh-
ter, the Grown Princess of Germany, her
granddaughter, the Princess of Sake Meinin-
gen, ana her great granddaughter, the Prn-
cess Fedora Of Sake Meiningen, aged years,
a group which includes four generations in
the female line.
ANOTHER Of the labOrers and sufferers for
italian independence AMI unity, Giovanni
Battista Yara, died at Rome the other day at
the age of 81. He once filled the Office of Vice
President of a Republican Assembly, and had
to fly from his country. Thirty years later he
was a Cabinet Minister of a constitutional
monarch, and in him King Humbert laments
the loss of a loyal subject and a faithful and
trusted servant.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

from an 1nter016lC IN me cincinnati E71Q uSef.
just then Mrs. Hendricks turned the
laugh on the Governor by relating this
anecdote. She said: ''All his life Mr..
Hendricks has been fond of entertaining
his friends at his home. When we first
set up at housekeeping we had but little,
and often that was less, but Mr.. Hen
bricks went right on with his hospitable
habits. One day he came down and told
me that he had invited friend to supper
with US that evening, and that he would
like something extra for the meal. / was
Mortified. We had barely enough for our
selves, and l told him the supper could
not be given unless extra supplies were
purchased, but he said he had no money.
/ was just ready to cry when he happened
TO remember that a gentleman living
about three miles in the country owed
him small fee, so he said he woulk walk
out there and get it, and we would feast
our friend. The day was hot, the road
dusty, but out he went, collected the fee,
and the banquet came off. 1 Thought that
experience would have cured him Of in
viting friends without knowing whether
we were prepared to receive them, but it
did not" "Does he embarrass you in
that way nOwf" / asked. "Oh, no. For
quite number Of years have SO arranged
my household that he cannot surprise
mpc
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07
The Morrison BilI-Mr. RandalFs
TriumDh.

The Morrison bill is dead. Mr.. Randall
is entitled 10 the credit Of killing II. He
and majority Of those who supported
him for Speaker joined the Republicans
against the bill, and they outnumbeTed the
tariff reform Democrats four votes. There
will be no reduction Of the tariff this ssE-
sion, and probably not this Congress.
What effect the action Of the House
yesterday viii have on the Presidential
contest cannot be predicted with any de-
gree Of certainty. II the House had acted
differently the Democrats would have
made tariff reform the leading issue II
the campaign. They may yet make that
a prominent issue. but It i clear that
they cannot present it as f0rci0ly ana
effectively a. they could have done II they
had succeeded in passing piI
reducing the revenues. They VIII be met
with the taunt that they cannot reform
the tariff. and that IT IS therefore useless
% pretend that they can. They viii be
told By the Republican organs and era
tors that. with an overwhelming ma
iority in the House, they could
not make a reduction in the
tariff OF % per cent, or, in fact, any
reduction. Revenge for his defeat for the
Speakership may be sweet to Mr.. Randall,
but has he not done his party incalcula-
bic harm: The Treasury Is overlooking
and the annual surplus revenue amounts
70 more than S100OO0,000. Will the peo-
pie continue to pay the war taxes that
make this surplus without murmuring
On the Democratic House rests the re-
spOnslbilityo Of getting rid Of the surplus
| They have not yet shown themselves
/ equal 10 this responsibility. Mr.. Randall
/ and his followers, perhaps, viii advise
/ that the surplus be got rid Of by wiping
/ out all internal revenue taxes. VIII
/ that advice be satisfactory to the people
/ Do they want free whisky and tobacco
while they pay a tax Of 40 pei
cent. on the necessaries Of life
Mr. Randalfs plan, doubtless
would be satisfactory to the manufac
/ tUrers. but it would not meet the approva
/ Of the masses. The people want cheaI
| necessaries, not cheap whisky. Mr.. Ran
dali says that he doesn't want the bust
/ ness interests Of the country disturbed b!
changes in the tariff Must the people
pay SlO0,000,0C0 a year in order
to insure tranquility to certain
/ classes Of business. It is only a question
Of a very short time when it Will not b
possible to resist the demand for tariff re
/ duction. The Democratic party would
have strengthened itself by making tn
| reduction at once. Its failure to do 50 i
frl es--e rfzaa Of al
paign and it will prove 10 be the greatest
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

weeks ago. The bride was s widow, and the
money represented the loss Of her nrst hus-
band. She determined 10 devote Il 70 tomb
stone 10 his memory. Her second husband
lovingly consented 10 haul the monument 10
lis place with yoke Of oxen. but when asked
70 raise il in position il was more than his
feelings could stand. He was ready 70 fulnn
al the duties that could be reasonably reQuir-
Cd, but he drew the line al erecting mOnu-
ment FOR his predecessor. and 8 separation
followed.
DIS. CSGER and Bodlander, Of Bonn. have
recently been engaged II examination Of
meats preserved in tin cans. and report that
IS not iucOnsiderable quantity or tin passes
over into the conserve Experiments on
dogs and rabbits showed that the tin was sb-
soroec by the intestinal mucous membrane,
and IL was detected IN the secretions. heart.
liver, kidneys, spleen. brain and muscles.
They think that the reason 50 little Is vet
heard OF TN poisoning j because the intro
ductiOn Of the canned foods Is comparatively
recent, and their prices 80 high as TO make the
consumption limited
i HITHERTO responsible correspondent Of
the Clarke county Ky, Democrat, attests the
authenticity Of the following stories in the
hen and egg line: Mrs. Arnold. Of Boones-
boro. has Il turkey hen which persists daily in
depositing two perfect eggs in her nest. Mrs
John Aldrldge mas q chicken hen which land
i've eggs in one day. Ambrose Hall has q
black duck which lays only once week
when she lays seven eggs at a time. Mrs
Ellen Han had a turkey hen which went upon
the nest for ten consecutive days without
visible result. On killing the turkey Mrs.
Hall secured hatful Of eggs.
THERE have been dwsrfs who were heroes
Cornelius Of Lithuania, the buffoon OF Charlie:
Y, fought bravely IN his masters wars. 4
mighty exploit, too. was the duel with pistols
between jeffrey Hudson. the dwarf Of Queer
Henrietta Maria Of EnEland-LOrd Mlnlmus
as he was called-and the German colossus
Croft. The dwarf killed the giant. a. DaviC
Of old killed Goliah. The last royal dwarf
was the baby Of King Stanislaus OF Poland
who accompanied the King in his retreat al
Nancy. The King wept when his dwarf died
Like Lear. he said: Poor fool and knave,
have one part in my heart that's sorry yet FOL
thee
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Savannah COMMUNICATED
Atlanta Constitution

The Savannah Volunteer Guards have
met with great success at the fair Just
closed for their benefit at Savannah. 1t
was very elaborate, and well arranged
and made attractive, as is evidenced by
the fact that they will net from 81, 900 to
$4,000 from it. Every member of the
Guards, under the leadership of their gal
liant commander, Col. Garrard, was at
work to make it a success, and there was
no chance for failure. The next grand
occasion for the Savannah military is the
centennial celebration Of the Chatham
Artillery, to take place in 1886.
1t is unnecessary to say that the recep-
tion Of the Governor, his staff and those
who accompanied him TO Savannah was
everything that could be desired. Savan-
nah is famous for playing the host, and
there is a flavor about her hospitality
which gives it special significance.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

lHE Willy SEFs. one year .--.--...-- %
Truu Wnu0rrs NEwz il served IN the CITY "
news dealer &c = cents per week. single
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

THE sToRVrgs NEws every day il the
year f6r maiI or carrier ------- STU W
Tn WorwTws \ Ews every nay for six
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

Attorney General Brewster has fur
nished his views respecting Mr. Arthur's
administration. OF course Mr.. Brewster
thinks that the Arthur administration is
about the best the country ever had. II
by any possibility Mr.. Arthur should be
the next President he will have a chance
to let the country know what he thinks of
Mr.. Brewster. 1t is probable that Mr..
Brewster would not be his own successor.
His record in the star route cases would
settle his chances.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

WEDNESDAY. MAY :. 1884.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07
An ImPudent Man.

swell, my DEAR" said man to the
wife Of his bosom, ''shall / call for you
say at 3 O'clock this afternoOnr
"Call for mel Why, what forr in.
quired his wife in an evident tone Of sur.
prise.
ssTo go to the milliner's after hat"
CATER hatl Why, hubby, didn't we
get q new hat for me only yesterday
What on earth are you talking aboutY'
sob, forgot, surely. Why, yes, so we
did. see it now very plainly. 1t is only
every other day you want nov hat"
BY stepping out hastily and holding the
door shut he managed to escape merited
punishment,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

81 see by the paper" said Mrs. Brown
to her husband, ''that your friend Jones
has had handsome bulldog presented to
him by his admiring friends"
E1Good gracious, is it possiblev ex-
claimed Mr.. Brown; show injudicious
Why that will ruin him."
eRuin himl Why soP'
ssWhy, the man has four marriageable
daughters that he is trying to get off his
hands,"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07
mamtr6.

NJ ANIED. two good canFassers can get .
~ paying job by addressing J. " HIN
NAN, Ia their own handwriting; also vonfb
between 10 and is years old. for Offjsa vr-5rt-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-07

There j. 8 fine chance that the Republi-
can nomination for the Presidency Will
hinge upon the Virginia delegation. If
Mahone's delegation should be admitted
and the regular Republicans Of that State
ruled out. and President Arthur be the
nominee by virtue Of MahOne's votes, it
ufu BE interesting % know what the
Blaine men viii DO about il.