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AYERS PILLS,

A largo proportion Of tic diseases which
cause human suffering result from dcrangc-
mcnt Of tho stomach, bowels, and liver.
AYERS CATHARTIC PILLS act directly upon
these organs, and are especially designed to
cure the diseases caused by tLeir dcrange-
ment, including Constipation, Intliees-
tion, Dyspepsia, Headache, Dyscntcry.
and q host Of other ailments, for all of
Which they arc a safe, sure, prompt, and
pleasant remedy. The extensive use Of these
PILLS by eminent physicians in regular prac-
tice, shows Enthusiastically tho estimation in
which they arc held by the medical profcs-
sion.
These PILLS arc compounded Of vegetable
substances only, and are absolutely free fro0
calomel or any other injurious ingredient.
A Sufferer from Headache writes:
"AYER's PILLS are invaluable to nc, and
are my constant companion. ! have been
z severe sufferer from Headache. and your
for relief. One dose will quickly move my
bowels and free my head from pain. They
are the most effective and the easiest physio
have ever found. 1t Is pleasure tU me to
when occasion offers.
W. l.. PAGE. of ". l.. Page & Bro"
franklin St., Richmond, Va, June 3, 1882.
~ have used AYERS FILLS IN number.
less instances as recommended by you, and
have never known them to fail to accomplish
the desired result. We constantly keep them
on hand at our home, and prize thc,M as .
pleasant, safe, and reliable family medicine.
FOR DYSPEPSIA they arc i;!ralu:h!c: =.
J. Z. u..YEs."
Mexia, Texas, June II, 1852.
Tho REV. FRANCIS B. 11Ar1owr, .Sr;ting
from Atlanta, Ca, says: "For so,no years
past l have been subject to con: tiration,
from which, in spite of the use OF medi-
cines of various kinds, 1 suffered Increasing
Inconvenience, until some months ago I
began taking AYERS PILLS. They have
entirely corrected the costive habit, aud
have vastly improved my general health"
AYERS CATHAHTIc PILLS correct irregu-
1arities Of the bowels, stimulate the appe-
tite and digestion, and by their prompt and
thorough action give tone aud vigor to The
whole physical economy.
PREPARED DY
Dr.. c.Ayer { Co. , Lowell, Mass.
~. T.,
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A CERTAIN CURE FOR GROUP.

A CERTAIN CURE FOR GROUP.
The following treatment has been
used extensively during the past ten
years without a single failure which
ought to be sufficient to commend it to
universal favor and adoption. Give
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and OBJ
serve the directions with each bottle.
1t acts quickly and can always be de-
pended upon. Remember that hoarse
ness is the first symptom of true Group,
and if Chamherlain's Cough Remedy is
freely given from the time the child
first becomes hoarse it will prevent the
Group and all danger and anxiety may
be avoided. Sold by T.. ". Smith.
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HERSEY.

Winter has set in, in earnest.
Sleighing is better than last year at
this time.
II. J. Beaton and family went to
Sioux Falls on \ visit Friday and re-
turned this week.
G. Hartman made a flying trip to
East Henderson last week.
Miss Bessie +. Laird is home for the
holiday vacation.
We learn that Hans Jorjenson and
Mary Sorenson were married last Sat
urday, but did not learn where the knot
WAS tied. ...a>s.-
A merry Christmas to the editor and
readers of the ''Advance.' T..
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~. Dentuc.ai Cu .:ts Of
Nm nunn'r ~ Ayers Sarsaparil'a.
AGEO. Ears, or any scrofu;ous or syrh-
ilitic taint, may be made healthy ;::-.' cf1oI8
by its use.
Sold by oil Druggists; 81, Elk bottles foz s..
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Geo. Andrews, overseera of the Low
ell Carpet Corporation, was for twenty
years. before his removal to Lowell. af.
flicted with salt rheum in it's worst
form. Its alterations actually covered
more than half the surface of his body
and limbs. He was entirely cured by
Ayers Sarsaparilla. See certificate in
Ayers Almanac for 1883.
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TO School Board,
G. II. Smith, President,
r. II. Miller, Clerk.

IlON.
The ADVANCE has been much criti-
cized by shallow persons for its fire.
quent assertion that the rights and
powers of the majority are limited.
Because under our government we
choose our servants, or those who man.
age our public affairs for US, by a ma
jority vote, a vast party of unthinking
individuals has grown up who think
that the majority has a right to rule
the minority in religious. social and
other matters. Thus the Prohibition.
lists claim that the majority have a
right to rule the minority in the mat.
ter of eating and drinking. A large
body of orthodox Christians claim that
the majority have the right to rule the
minority in religious matters and 10
declare the government of the United
States Christian government.
What we assert is that the majority
have no right to settle anything, and
no legitimate power beyond that of
choosing our rulers, or rather our SER
wants. What infinite ab> urdity, for
example, that the Council Of Trent
should decide what was and what was
not the word of God, and that men /.
hundred fold more intelligent than any
of the priests who tEus voted, should
be bound by it centuries afterwards.
Why should not the Rev. John Jasper's
colored church at Richmond, in SOL
emn assembly, vote that ''de sun do
move," Notwithstanding the facts to
the contrary? Why should not some
literary club in London or New York
decide by majority vote that Lord
Bacon wrote Shakspeare's plays? Why
should not the medical societies of
London aud Paris decide by vote that
the seat of the affections is in the intes-
tines because that was the belief in Bi-
ble times, or that the affections have
their seat in the spleen because the Of
fee of that supernumerary member has
not been discovered?
We were gratiied recently to fall in
with an article by Herbert Spencer in
the Contemporary Review, dealing
with this subject in his usual mastery
manner. Thus he informs US that the
great political superstition of the "di.
vine right of kings' has given place to
the superstition of the divine right of
Parliament. He removes both by irref.
ragable logic and shows by. tracing
the whole matter back to Nature just
what rights and powers are legitimate,
and that the government is merely a
committee of management.
Here in America tho great political
superstition is the '.divine right" OF
the majority. It is fostered nd taught
by every bigot and fanatic who expects
to carry his ism by building up u party
to vote it upon the minority. This su
perstition must be met and vanquished
like thousands which have gone before,
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MINNESOTA PATENTS.

The following are the patents grant
ed to Minnesota inventors during the
past month, as reported for tke AD-
VANCE by Amasa e. Paul, Solicitor of
Patents, 10 Washington Avenue South,
Minneapolis, Mimi:
Pulley, John D. II. Cleavland, Smith
field; Potato edigger, Kasper Ohrlein,
New Canada; Circular Saw Mill, Will
liam T.. Parish, St. Paul; Automatic
Motor, David NJ. McCraney and s. T..
Johnson, Minneapolis; Spade wheel
Plow, Hiram Skillings, Minneapolis;
Railway Track Clearer and Flanger,
Matthew Ellis, St. Paul; Shirt. Samp-
son A. Fishel, Minneapolis; Bolt Gut
ter, e. W. Levalley, St. Paul; Mid
dlings Purifier, Chas. G. Rollins. Min
neapolis; Refrigerator, David II. Spi-
Ger, st. Cloud; Seat Lock for Vehicles,
Andrew E. Steel, Lake City; Combined
Cant Dog and Pry, Alpheus K. Doe,
Saltwater; Combined Cant Dog. Pry
and Pike, Alpheus X. Doe, Saltwater;
Revolving Chute for Grain Elevators,
John. Hughes, Minneapolis; Trace.
buckle, James O'Brien, Minneapolis;
Strap-attachment, Benz. F. Rice, Still.
water; Vehicle Axle, j. o. Therein,
Minneapolis.
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f1es. The first family difficulty on rec
ord was caused by IN apple core; the
last we heard of was the negligence of
a father 10 keep up the supply Of DR..
Bulbs Cough Syrup when all hands
had cold.
One of our merchants recently men,
Quently feel insulted because he sends
the mail. This is uni us t to the dealer
| principles. Every business man in
town, no matter how good his credit
may be, receives these statements peri
odically. Indeed, house which fails
to notify all debtors of their standing
after an account has stood thirty or
sixty days is considered very shiftless
in its management. Why should the
consumer resent these notices more
than the merchant? A man of meth
odioal habits should desire to know
from time to time how his accounts
stand, if he deals on credit, and the
me. chant who sends him a courteous
reminder should receive thanks instead
of abuSe.-SPirit Lake Beacon.
Those men who take offence at duns,
or statements of account, or apol,te
call to pay, sent through the mails,
ought to be trusted no longer. How
would newspaper man reach his pat
rons If he had to tramp over a whole
county, or send a collector, and call on
each man personally? Even among
those living in the same town it is Of
ten days before you can catch your man
to present a bill to him in person. Out
upon such nonsense! Such men know
nothing of business methods or busi-
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Teachers Examinations

Jefferson County, fall of 1884. AT
Jefferson, Friday and Saturday, August
20 and 80; at Ixonia Center, Tuesday
and Wednesday, September 80 and Oct.
l; at Rome, Friday and Saturday, Oct.
8 and 4; at Lake Mills, Friday and Sat
urday, October "a and Is. Come at the
opening of the examination. Examina.
tons will commence at $3.50 a. m. on the
first day. School officers will please
bear in mind that Irregular" meeting
of the Board must be held for the pur.
pose of engaging teacher. Large
schools require experienced and success
full teachers. Advanced schools require
teachers with the best qualifications,
G. L. HUBBs, Co. supt. of Schools.
Lake Mills, Wis, July %, 1884.
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Ord02aised.

The democrats succeeded in organizing
Cleveland and Hendricks club Monday
evening, about fifty of the.unterrifed
having the moral courage to see the thing
through. The following officers were
elected to direct the movements of the
campaign: President, VIM. 81. Rohr;
Re- ording Secretary, James W. Moore !;
Corresponding Secretary, F. P, Brook !;
Treasurer, W. F Voss; Vice Presidents:
John Davis, w. J. Toussaint, A. Solliday,
II. Daub, d. D. Scott, F. Hermann,
Frank Sloan; Finance COMMITTEES: N.
Simon, Fl. Meyer, ST., A. Baum, T.
Brooks, A. Jaeger, G. J. Wanck, D.
Crowley. Home talent being either out
of voice or humor the speaking OF
the evening was monopolized by George
W. Sloan, of Juneau, who fired the aver.
age democratic heart in favor of Cleye
land and reform. The club is to be
heard from again in the present canvass
as it adjourned to meet another time IN.
der call from the executive committee.
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Il Stormy Period.

The storm of Tuesday night of last
week proved the one of the most dis.
astrous that ever occurred in the county
and was particularly severe at Jefferson
where it assumed the power and force OF
tornado. The damage to farm build
ings and standing cropss within a radius
of miles from Jefferson was considerable.
In the city of Jefferson and vicinity the
damage to property aggregates close to
$4,000. Among the buildings in JEFF
ferson damage by the storm are Breunig's
Opera House, German and English Meth.
odist Churches, Catholic Church, the
Jefferson County Agricultural Society
buildings, Odd Fellows hall, Spangler's
dwelling and others A farmer living 10
the eastern part of Aztalan, named An.
dreas, was severely injured by his corn
crib falling upon bin.
Friday afternoon about five o'clock a
storm of great severity passed through
portion of Dodge county from the north
west and did great damage to crops in
Clyman and Hustisford. Hail stones as
large as hickory nuts fell in such guam
titles as to cover the ground in many
places, and cutting up crops badly. The
wind lodged grain, twisted corn, scattered
fences, blew down timber and outhouses.
On the farm of M. Manning in ely
man the storm made considerable havoc.
His barn was blown down and turned
over several times and became total
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-30
Louis Myrckle, of New York, is here
on q visit at his old home,

Louis Myrckle, of New York, is here
on visit at his old home,
Mr.. and Mr.. VIM. Neisser, Of Milwau-
kee, have been visiting relatives and
friends here for few days past.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. s. Schempf are enter
tanning Mrs. A. Landauer, of Milwaukee.
Mrs. Bradley, correspondent of The
Chicago Inter Ocean, Mrs. Albert Lud-
low, Mrs S. B. Waller, Mrs. Hodgson,
and Miss Amelia R. Enos, of Waukesha,
spent delightful day here last Saturday
as guests of Mrs. Mary A. Wright.
Mrs. R. L. Potter, Miss Maggie Potter
and Miss Annie B. Norris took their de-
parture yesterday on trip to Sank Cen
tire, Minnesota, to visit Mr.. and Mrs. J.
A. Norris for some weeks.
Hon. Jesse Stone returned last week
from visit to New York. He regards
the prospect of Republican success in
that state as very bright.
Mr., and Mrs. F. Kammeyer returned
last week to their home at New Nellie,
Missouri, from visit to their son here,
Prot. W. Kammeyer.
Mrs, G. G. Eaton, of Eau Claire, is
visiting at her old home here.
Rev. J. M. Campbell and family. Mrs.
j. A. Hall, Miss Kate Hall. Mrs, M, +,
Woodland, Mrs. w. S. Taylor, Mrs, G. A..
Sprague and daughter Ida and Mrs. w.
L fIIfn nrk,y Al
city attending the Monona Lake En-
campment this week.
Robert Betz, of Milwaukee, is visitor
in the city.
Mrs. d. W. Ballou is on visit at
Green Bay.
Mrs T. Ingraham, son and daughter,
of Rio, are visitors with r. Jones family,
Fourth ward.
Dr. M. n. Barber has been confined to
his house for some days with illness but is
now able to be out again.
Miss Eliza Evans is visiting her sister,
Mrs. E. Bradbury at Portage.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Mentink are en-
ioying trip to Minneapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Green, of Portage,
have been visiting a: Mr. Green's old
home in the First ward.
Mrs. John Sargent, of Portage, is the
guest Of her sister. Mrs w. P. Green.
Mrs. Hattie Tying Griswold, of Column
bus. after long period of cola parative
illness,.is again quite active with her
pen.
Mrs. NJ. Stamm and her two sons, of
Milwaukee, are spending a short vacation
with friends in town.
Walter Ell. Besley, of St. Louis, and
a resident of WATERFOWL over IS years
ago, has been spending few days in our
city, the guest of his old friends Mr.. and
Mrs. d. Jones. Mr.. B has aged some in
appearance but still looks natural to his
acquaintance of long years ago.
G. W. Green, of Aurora, Illinois, made
flying visit to relatives and friends here
this week and reports matters progressing
favorably in his locality.
DIR, NJ. Beust, of New Albany, Indiapa
has been the guest for a few days past OF
his cousin, NJ. III. Gaebler. He left yes
terday morning for his home highly
pleased with his visit here.
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JUNEAU.

Mrs. o. E. Bennett, widow of the late
Elder Bennett, of this place, died Friday
last at the residence of her son, DR.. Ben.
nett. at Waterloo, Wis, aged nearly 80
years. The body was brought here and
inferred in the village cemetery Monday.
A severe storm visited this neighbor-
hood Friday afternoon, doing considera.
bic damage in the southwestern part OF
this town, Clyman and Hustisford where
several barns are reported to have been
blown down, crops leveled to the ground,
etc. w.
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Personal.

Ralph Blumenfeld, of the Postal and
Gable Telegraph Company, Chicago, is
in town to spend few weeks at his home
in the Sixth ward.
Miss Helen Stone. of Albany, New
York, is in the city on visit to her uncle,
Hon, Jesse Stone.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Lamfrom, of Milwau-
kee, are guests of Mr.. and Mrs. S. M.
Levy.
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SELLING 0ast at Cost.

Or account of changing my business l viii
sell out below cost my entire stock Of Groceries,
Canned Goods. Dry Goods. Wooden Ware, Sew
ing Machines. etc., also Counters, Shelves and
Store fixtures to suit. also request all that are
indebted to me to settle their accounts by Aug.
Csc. to save costs for collection.
40wS HENRY WoLLERISG.
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"A large proportion of the bakin,

"A large proportion of the baking
powder sold is fearfully adultered. A
strictly pure baking powder is made of
two articles only, viz: Bi-Carb. Soda
and Grape Cream Tartar. No other in
gradients can be found in DeLand's
Chemical Baking powder.
-"Facts are stubborn things" and
sufferers from chills and fever generally
find their complaint very stubborn fact,
until they commence the use of Ayers
Ague Cure. That medicine eradicates
the noxious poison from the system, and
invariably cures even the worst cases.
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e is good political reading.
Robert Kearns has purchased the
property. First ward. Price $500.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Burdick add one &c
First ward census, a boy baby, born
friday.
We publish an interesting letter this
from our Woonsocket (Dakota)
spondent.
Rev. J. NJ. Campbell being absent
will be no preaching at the Con.
tional church next Sunday.
A. G. Steiner sends us the Sioux
News, containing a glowing de-
on of Lincoln county, Dakota, and
eff town, Canton.
rank Willard manufactures PIE.
N that preserves eggs fresh for
use and is now ready to supply
S. First street, north of Main.
eLomira dodge Co.. correspon-
the Fond du Lac Reporter says:
3uerger, our worthy chairman, is
7nd-out Blaine and Logan man"
many friends of Charles a.
Kewaunee, Illinois, are rejoiced
that he is the father of q bounc-
weighing 9 pounds, born last
~.
Paul's parish guild meets Thurs
,ning with Mrs. A. Baum. Mrs.
| will meet the ladies and submit
! the proposition of lifting the
I'M Kemper Hall,
Sentinel says that vote of the
is Turner'S (Germanl, was taken
cars just before they arrived in
.kee, the result being All votes
me and 139 votes for Cleveland.
le C. & NV. Ry. Co. will sell
ion tickets to Madison and return
% to parties wishing to attend
lsir Sunday School Assembly, good
urn until Aug. 18th inclusive.
CHAs. Fl. WILDER, Agt.
he Philharmonic Band joined the
rtown Rifles last week to the num-
flS, and will GO into camp with
ompany at Sheboygan the 4th OF
lat. We will guarantee that the
will be able to march after the
music in the Second regiment of the
,onsin National Guard.
Mrs. Susan McCloskey, a resident
lis city for nearly 40 years, died last
.rsday night at her home in.the Third
d Of general debility, aged about u
rs, Deceased was widow, her hus
d having died in California many
rs ago. She leaves one daughter un-
ried.
The Milwaukee wheat market yes
lay was stronger, but unsettled, clos
at 8414c for No. 2 spring, 841sc
Or August, $500 September and 8714
October. Flour was quiet and firm.
closed at &c, corn at 56c, rye a;
&c. Hogs were higher, ranging al
O to $40. Products were higher
ks were buoyant.-Senttnet, 30.
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wreck. The greatest loss on crops in the
line of the storm is upon barley, most of
which was ripe and uncut, There is
very little of it but what is d5seclored
badly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-30

Captain Mangan's letter On first
e is good political reading.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-30

AS well expect life without, air as
health without pure blood. Cleanse the
blood with Ayers Sarsaparilla.
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HOME MATTERS.

d Money by American Express Co. Money
Orders.
,eipt given Money refunded if Orders are
Sold at all offices of the Co. Payable ct
places RATES: To S5-5c; S10-Sc; S20-10c;
t2c; S40-15c; S50-20c. CHAS. A. JUDD,
1926 Agent.
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WOnOnG assembly Programme

MOnOnO assembly Programme.
The Monona Lake Assembly at Madi>
son opened yesterday and will close Fri.
day, August s. The following is the
programme for the coming six days:
Thursday, July 81, G. L. S. G. Day;
Friday, August 1, Children's Day; Sat
urday, August 2, Y. M. G. A. Day;
Monday, August 4, Devotional Meeting
and Grand Vocal and Instrumental Con.
cert; Tuesday, August S, Missionary and
Denominational Day; Wednesday, Aug.
6, State and International S. S. Work.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-30

EDITOR REPUBLICAN:-M determine
ton to oppose and vote against Cleve-
land for President is based on his official
acts as Governor of the State of New
York, Judged by the following vetoes
what workingman can support or vote
for him:
First, he vetoed the bill abolishing
cbild-labor contract in the charitable and
seformatory institutions of the State of
New York.
Second, he signed the bill reducing
pilotage 20 per cent; bill in the in
terest of foreign corporations.
Third, he approved bill against
the interest of working engineers.
Fourth, he vetoed the fvecent fare
bill.
Fifth, he signed bill calculated to
encourage only college. educated citizens
to the civil service, thereby creating an
aristocrcy of ofice-holders.
Sixth, he vetoed the car-drivers' bill.
Seventh, he vetoed the mechanics lien
law.
There are others of his vetoes that only
effect the State of New York. The
above reasons effect workingmen in
every state of the Union, consequently
| will vote for Blame and Logan, the rep.
resentatives of American honor-protec.
ton. A WORK1NGMAN.
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Aicago, milwaukee 81 St. Paul
GOING, EAST

n "IAA 'VV NJ VI
aims leave for Madison 900 A. NJ and ?:OC
aims arrive from Madison 900 A. NJ. and 5.
NJ.
aims Nos. !, 2, and 4 run daily between
ago and Minneapolis.
trains run daily except Madison line trains
and 6 run daily except Sunday between
cago and La Crosse.
J. II. SLEEPER, Agent.
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Sons of Herman,

The Grand Lodge of the Sons of Her
mann met in annual session in this city
last Friday and adjourned Sunday even
ing. Eighty-6ve delegates reported,
representing forty-nine lodges of the
state, and the following officers of the
Grand Lodge were present: r. Opitz,
G. P; A. Look, V.P.; V. Schlitz, G. r.;
w. A. Rudolf, G. T.; VIM. Schultz, G. T.
S. Meier, o. g.; The reports show
1892 members in Wisconsin and insur-
ance aud lodge totals 1887, "A; paid
last year for deceased and sick members,
$32,922.34. The following officers of
the insurance department, all residents
of Milwaukee, were elected: F. Fritsch,
president; Ell. Klinker, vice. president;
A. Bodeman, secetary; Geo. Miller, treas
urer. Sunday afternoon, the membersiof
the order and their friends held grand
picnic on Concordia Island which was
attended by fully 5000 people, Elk
cursion trains Sunday from Oshkosh,
Fond du Lac, Milwaukee, Madison and
Jefferson brought to the citylabout $500
visi tors. Sunday afternoon the business
of the session closed with the election of
the following officers; Grand president,
G. Eyssen, Milwaukee; vice-president,
Charles Laue, Cedarburg; grand secre-
tary, V. Schlitz, Milwaukee; grand treas
urer, w. A. Rudolf, Milwaukee; trustee
for three years, Ed. Raeuber, Milwaukee.
The next grand lodge meets in Wausau,
on the fourth Friday of July, 1885.