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Rid yourself of the Discomfort and Danger

attend nG cold by using DR.. yn.'s EXpec,orani: an
I'D established curative for Cou-hs, Sore Throat and
Pulmonary Affections :.
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CHANDLERAt Saratoga springs on the 18th inst, Nathan
Chandler, OF this CITY.
saturday NJ 10 a.
inrerueuf NJ AuDurn.
Friends will ~ flowers.
GRINNELL-In this city, Friday, August l., Nancy
Funers IS East 5jst Monday August Is at
O'Clock.
NORTON-In BROOKLYN August Il. Howard only child Of
Elliott II. AMI CtrO.Yn =. Norton, AGED To months
Funeral services al so Remseasl saturday 40 o'clock
Please not send lowers.
PINNEO-At Eliibeth, n. j. Friday. August Il. in his
Ztth year, William W. Finneo, " the Late W Walter
PinueO
Notice OF funeral hereafter
RUsSELI-At Nj Pleasant. the Cstskls" the litE
sitor lingering Illness Ann Amelia, wife 81 Thomas
Russell
Friends relatives respectfully Dye & attend thu
funeral from her lac residence, JS PreGentst.
Brooklyn, on sunday, August l., az o'clock IN.
SAMMIS-At NOrhp0rt L. l.. Au gust IS. 1884 Mary Al
widow Of atnaniel Eammls. formerly ol NeU-fOTk
CITY aged a years.
Interment az Evergreens
WILsoN-on Thursday, 1ith inst George wlsoo IN the
tn year or ms age.
SATURDAY 10Th INST
Veterans IN Regiment y. @. : y. =. are 70,
Cuested attend the funeral Of orr esteemed cOnrlde
Col0aei Morgan L. smith s4uray August l a. OcOcs
from MS late reside No. 10 Waashing t0npacs
Newark NJ. Asse nb.e foot " LDeyst, Ne. YORK al
10 o CLOCK a N. l.. ". NlNCHE-IEt., Colonel.
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He bore good name and was believed to be consoles
tious.
THE WEATHER REPORT
GOVERNMENT INDICATIONS.

WASHINGTON. Aug, 15.-For New-England
slightly warmer fair weather and variable Who's
For the Middle Atlantic states, slightly warmer' gen
orally fair weather and variable winds
For the Ohio Valley and Tennessee. generally fsh
weather variable winds, higher temperature.
For the Lake region, slightly warmer, fair weather.
variable winds.
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Posi- Once Nenes.

Letters nesd specially directed FOR t
patch particular Ocsc " spssiy 10.
livery al tfAislg4atlc nails tDr s4rlst
by the flstssi 4V4L4Jla.
ForsEn tor week ending August 10 siI sos,
fprouIutV IN al eases. Al this once as foil0vs
SATERDAl-At9a ~ lot be1s11e.- @A Syfscoa per O.
a for europe per q Clty st Chester,
VIA QueeastOwn at 1880 Tor 81 Thomas, CaTasoa
and Ma.acaib0, per O. Apn, AZ III a IA. Tor belgium
direct ser : Rbynland. via Antwerp a. a for
scotland Iirect per 8 Anchora via glasgow, a.
% m TOR the Mindward Islands per O. Q A(uneli 81
ESQ p m for Cuba aud the West lndies per sara
Havana
Malls iOr China aud Japan. per Arabic Ssa frla.
cisco close hers Angisfs AS o. m Nails Toe Australia
NswZealaHd. sandwich AMI kui Laandl per s. Ans
sa-l-,s- Gan franeiseol close ners August rs 81
o. N. Tor lrrtfA ~ SewYOrS d Ctty -
Berlin. with Britain mails toe AasGrA1Al.
prssumouea,t daIugsrruDtet overhaul raast -
Aas ffOm East arriving o. lhS ~ oaa
Francisco the day Of saax stsaaers ses doAtsis1
'NsnSs 'N' HENRY @. PEARSON. Postmastse
Posi- Os,ea New. York \. \. Aug s. los@
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DIED

Hunts Kidney and LIVER Remedy IS purely vegetable
It cures when all Others faI.
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The seaside Library.

The seaside Library.
POCKET EDITION.
OUT TODAY
no. 9S-A wOMAN.HATER.
By haTles Reade. Price ID cents.
Also,
no. 237-REPENTED AT LEISURE
By the Author u " Dora ihOrueI" Price h. cents
LAlE ISSUES
236-whloh Shall II Be BY MIS- Alexander ..-..... -
II Is Never Too Lat - asgd' ly Charles Reads 20
254-Bsrbara or, splendid Misery. By Miss NJ L. Brad.
2ss-"i Saw NO. BY wnkis collins - i;
23--LOve and Money or, Psrlious secret by Charles
231-Grrith Gsunt By charles Resde ......... Is
23I-Dsrothy Forster by walter Bsssnt 80. IS
22g-Mad Wife WIDOW By Mrs. Alexander ...-.. 10
lsj- The the Ord" By DAVID christie Moray az
i9--At the W rG's Mercy. BY r. " anen ~
lgl-uarry LOuequer. BY charles Lever ........ is
iSO-Komancs Of 4 Black Veil. By the Author 0; Dora
lsi-Ths New Abeard Robert Buchanan ....... 10
lAs-rhorns aud orange Blossoms. BY tho Author Of
Dora IhOrne ....... 10
The above for sale by nswsisaers si 10
address postage prepaid " the publisher
csipt IL single numbers IT cents special
nu0sr and =, f0g double numbers Catalogues seat
rec Address GEORGE MUNRO. Publisher,
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Uouselseeper~ should insist npon obtaining Buuetts
Flayoriug Extracts they are the lest.
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5Jeclal Nouces.

Congress Wnter.-SuperOF 10 ALL Catharic, Alternative.
speciI Tor disorders Of the stomach liver Kidneys ocss-
ma, malaria and AL impurities OF The blood
AVOID crude. harsh nailYs ant foreign. -1c1
positive rrans AID impair TIE dgeslge organs
and kidneys.
Home Made Preserves. &c
Families supplied Preserves Jess, Bglnllet AL
Canned Fruits Pickles &c, put upin
GLASS.
And Warranted
PERFECTLY PURE
Circulars conta prices and references applca
ton Goods stored until ai-
SARAH >. McELRArH
393 Ur.TaN-s 81. BrnoAlyn y n.
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Personal.

Wendell Phillips, it is said, rarely refuses
his autograph to any one who may desire 1t.
Mr.. J. H. Teller, a son of the Secretary Of
the Interior, is mentioned rs the probable
successor of Gov. Ordway, of Dakota.
Hon. Simon Cameron has left Hot Springs.
where, during his three weeks stay, his
health has been greatly benefited.
Hon. Augustus ID. Lynch. formerly Bank
Examiner for Indiana. and late President of
the First National Bank of indianapolis, is
urged as Assistant Secretary of the Treasury.
The Earl of Huntington, who is accom-
panied by his son and heir, Lord Hastings,
gave dinner at Washington on Friday even
ing, at which Mr.. Tom Mast and other dis
tinguished persons were present
The Lowell Times says a report is current
that exGov. Butler contemplates removing
his home from Lowell 1t is said that he has
purchased large estate in Boston and will
erect thereon a palatial residence.
Mr. Fred S. Mead, who was so badly in
jured at the Harvard boat house accident in
October last, has far recovered as to be
about the house with the aid of cane, and
expects to return TO college about Feb. |.
General James II. Wilson, formerly presi-
dent of the New York & New England Rail-
! road, has been engaged since the war in pre-
pairing a volume of military essays and crti-
csms, which will shortly be given to the
public
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General News.

Not one of the six Congressman from
California was born in the state.
II is reported that horses and cattle west
of the Medina River in Texas are dying by
hundreds for want of grass. Owners are
driving their stock South.
Mr.. Webster Gillette is the inventor of a
telephone through which he hopes to talk to
people in London from this side of the Allan
tic.
The spruce trees on the Green Mountains
in Vermont have been attacked by some mys-
terious disease, which is destroying them and
causing no little uneasiness among the own
ers Of timber land.
From tabulated summary made by the
Bostsn Board of Health it is learned that the
number of deaths in the city during the year
1888 amounted to 97f0. Two hundred and
eighty one persons died of old age, and there
were 40l violent deaths.
Mr.. ID. X Locke (Nasby), who is writing
letters from the South. says; eff | was %
years old and had $1,000 to start in life with,
had rather risk my chances in Atlanta than
any CITY in the world. The four best cities
in this country are Toledo, Kansas City. Min
neapolis and Atlanta
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Vol MAINE 1884 NO.
Home Items.
-"All your own fault
II you remain sick when you can
Get hor hit,ars that never Eirf1


-"An your own fault
II You remain sick when you
Get hop bitters that never-Fuil.
The weakest woman. smallest child, and
sickest invalid can use hop bitters with safety
and great good.
old men tottering around from rheums-
tism, kidney trouble or any weakness will be
almost new by using hop bitters.
My wife and daughter were made healthy
by the use of hop bitters and l recommend
them to my people.-Methodist Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor If hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth.
-Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness,
will leave every neighborhood as soon as hop
bitters arrive.
neuralgia all out of her system with hop bit
ters.-Ed 0swego Sun.
lee water is rendered harmless and more
each draught.
The vigor of youth for the aged and in
firm in hop bitters.
AT the change of life nothing equals
Hep bitters to allay all troubles incident
Thereto"
-'"The best periodical for ladies to take
onthly and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit is hop bitters.'
Mothers with sickly, fretful, nursing
children, will cure the children and benefit
themselves by taking hop bitters daily.
Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease that might have been pre-
vented by timely use of hop bitters.
Indigestion, weak stomach, irregularities
of the bowels, cannot exist when hop bitters
are used.
timely use of hop
Bitters will keep whole family
In robust health year at II little cost.
To produce real genuine sleep and child
like repose all night, take little hop bitters
on retiring.
That Indigestion or stomach gas at night
preventing rest and sleep, will disappear by
using hop bitters.
-Paralytic, nervous, tremu.ous old ladies
are made perfectly quiet and sprightly by
using hop bitters.
noyl2d&wlm-tc-nr
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Served Him Right.

IL have used Burdock Blood Bitters, and
am happy TO say they have done me more
good than anything yet. Send n further
quantity at once" This man was a sufferer
from dyspepsia for twenty years. His name
is Alexander Lough, and he lives at Alpens,
Mich. jan29t&wlw1p
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NO. 26.

more profit to themselves. than is obtained
by some Yankees in their old. cold barns.
Ii is good stormy weather work Mt this
season to fix up the stables so as to keep
the stock all comfortable, and in condition
to render the greatest amount of profit
possible TO their owners. The cost will be
found very triiling compared to the gain
that will result.
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HIh1oPhoroS!

Don't be skeptical. II you have any doubts as
to what ATHLoPHoR0s can do write to some Of
those whom 1t has cured. For instance, Rev. s.
r. Dennen. d. D., Pastor Third Congregational
Church, of New Haven, Conn.,, the Rev. W. p.
Corbt, pastor George St NJ. E. Church, OF New
Haven. the Rev. j. L. Searles. pastor Willett st.
NJ. E. Church, New York city. Mr. Brummell, the
well known candy manufacturer, of New York,
Ex-Gov. Bigelow, OF Connecticut, and many
others, equally well known.
If you cannot get ATHLoPHoRos Of your druggist
we will send il express paid, on receipt OF regular
prtce-one dollar per bottle We prefer that you buy
it from your druggist but If he hasn't it. do not be
persuaded to try something else, but order at once
from directed.
aTHl0PH0R0S co., l'2 WALL ST., NEW YORK.
lsisSxllllllIlIlllllH,R \, B. .lllllllllIllllll1lu
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Advertising Agents.
FOE THE
Kennebec Journal,
DIILY md WEEKLY.

rhe following Advertising Agents authorized
{ receive subscriptions and advertisements for the
tEsSEEEc JOURNAL:
kOsr0s !: ::S :S.M.PETTEsoiII Il Co. % STATE
Street.
s. II. NiLEs, No. 256 Washing
ton st.
&c. EVANS, fremont Temrle.
apkACE DoDD, 265 WASN'T gton
street.
,.W YORK .DAUCHY & Co, n Park Place.
iEo. Z. RowELL Co., 10
Spruce street.
JAMES II. BATES, Al PARK Row.
PHILADELPHIA N. ". AVER & SON, Times Bldg
Chestnut and sth streets.
VEw HAVEN CONN. III. L. HUBBARD, rs ElmSt
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Dailv Kennebec Journal.

Issued every Dlornlng'axceptouAu
,sIst.,t negs By telegraph and mail gives reports
- xsr.ss and has carefully prepared political and
-. articIe. and a generous amount OF farming
,oroe and miscellaneous reading with afuIi compiis-
ou OF state news. - =. L.
Te,n.. al per annpr in Advance, ss If payment
. no, made within the year. Single copies cents, TO
- hal Al the periodical stores OF = Pierce Au-
-. e H. suauIding, HaiIowell. W. e. Palmer,
aiding, J r. PcrciyaI .sateryille. and az this once
adyerti-eme nt inserted or rreasonableferms Rates
Az b. had Oh Application at tnis ONCE
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Weekly Kennebec Journal

Published every Wednesday morning,is one the
,gest auarto papers in the state, containing news,
a1ticai article, agricultural aud scientific matter,
sle. poetry. iecdo;rs, household matter markets.
Js-rn., sz per annnu,; $3.50 # not paid IN I'd
rance.
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-01-17

Buy your LAMPS, LANTERNS,
LAMP CHIMN EYS, ETC., from SHELL h
Co. Nov. 70.
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-01-17
Extracts from The Governors
SirSsagc.
THE FxrpsIrloy ArEEw ORLEANS.

THE EXP lSlllJN Al M" DRLhANS.
commend to your favorable consid-
Grafton, this Worries Industrial and Cot
tom Centennial Exposition, 20 commence
at New Orleans mkt Decrmhe The
enterprise, national -u't international III
its character, has been inaugurlted IN
der the most favorable circumstances,
and is being prosecuted with great vigor
aud sagacity.
1t is to be conducted under the joint
auspices of the United states, tue Ma.
nal Cotton Planters AsBpcia'ion of
America, and he Ely ef New Orleans.
cotton, in all its conditions Of culture
and manufacture, is to be its chief exhi.
bit, but it includes also, all art, mnnu-
features and the products of the soil and
mine.
Its location at the great and growing
metropolis of the South, is fOrtuuate;t the
season Of the year at which it occurs, is.
in this climate delightful, and the OBJ
jects and purposes which it contemplates
are patriotic and elevating. Under an
Act of Congress, au horizing it, foreign
nations have been invited by the Presi-
dent of the United States to participate
therein, and such measures have been
adopted by the Board of Management as
to insure its success.
| believe that no such undertaking has
ever failed in this country, and this
promises to equal, if not surpass, all
others, in magnitude, variety and mag,
nificence.
The Influence of such institutions tends
10, !
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-01-17

AGENTS to carry our Cotton
w HsV ! E.D AIDES, Jeans, Cassimeres, &c.. on
commission, in connection with their present
line for Spring trade. Address NJ. CRESSWEIL
y Co, Manufacturers, 40 Market Street,
Phadelphla.
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-01-17
Freal Cards and Chromos-

We will send free by mail sample set Of our
large German, French, and American Chrome
Cards, ION tinted and gold grounds, with price list
of over 200 different designs, on receipt ofa stamp
for postage. We will also send free by mail a.
samples, ton Of oar beautiful Chromos, on receipt
OF ten cents to pay for packing and postnge; also
enclose confidential price list of our large oil
chromos Agents wanted Address +. GLEASON
N Co., 20 Summer Street. Boston, Mass
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-01-17
Trslatcc's Sale.

By virtue of n Deed of Trust executed
by Robert Wallis and Caroline Wallis. his
wife, on the 23rd day Of December 1852,
to secure the payment Of note for the
sum of @l25. 90, which deed of trust is re-
corded in Book No. 7, Page 500, in the
Chancery Clerks Office. | will, on
q thursday. Jnnu Try nth, 1884,
proceed to sell TWO MULES, personal
property belonging to said Robert and
Caroline Wallis. and mentioned in said
DECD Of Trust, for The payment of said
notes and all costs.
Sale ut residence of John G.. Roberts.
JOHN q. ROBERTS, Trustee.
Ian 7th 1874
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-01-17
AL BAMA GREAT SOUTHERN DIV SION.
VICKSBJoG hND kea!DiAN DIVES ION

JOHN SCOTT.
Vice President & Gen. Manager. Cincinnati. O
L. I. WILSON.
Genl Passr Ag't Gin South. Ry, Cincinnati, O.
II. COLLBRAN.
Gen. Pass. Agt Ala CT Sou. Ry., Chattanooga.
|. HARDY,
Genl Pass. Ag't V. & NJ r., r., yicksburg.
The Dawson journal., 1884-01-17
Beware of the Rat Trap.

Life is one continuous rat-trap, always
set and baited with cheese to catch the
unwary. The business man goes about
bis business unconscious that the rat
trap is set where he can get into it. He
extends his business, gives credit and
gets credit himself, everything is boom
ing and he is sailing along as nice as
your pa was on the roller skates, when
all at once there is slack up in business,
ne can't collect what is owing to him,
and he has to pay what he owes, he
clutches and claws at friends for help to
keep him from falling, but friends have
got all they can attend to to keep on their
feet, and they do not reach out to help
him, and suddenly his feet go out from
under him and he strikes something
hard, and he finds that he is in life's
great rat-trap, and his creditors do not
hurry to unspring the trap, and he waits
for the plumber as your pa did, and
thinks what fool he has made of him.
self. A boy gets situation in store
at five dollars week, and in three
months he thinks he owns the store. He
ispromoted and has his salary raised,
and then he begins to dress better than
the proprietor, plays billiards till the
saloon closes, goes to his cheap board
ing place with beer enough in him to
start new saloon, gets to buying wine
and hiring livery rigs, and some day a
plain looking man calls on him and takes
him up to the police station, where he is
told that his cash account is six hun
dred dollars short, and as he hears the
key turn in the door of his cell he
realizes that he has dropped square on
to life's rat-trap, which he knew was
there all baited for him, but he did not
have sense enough to keep away from.
All, boy, beware of the rat-trap. PECK.
ga PHIhADELPHA scientist can tell,
on examining hair pin, the color of the
owners hair" And a Philadelphia
woman, on examining hair found on
the shoulder of her husbands coat, can
tell whether he has lied or not-and she
is not scientist, either.-NorristoW
Herald.
QUITE q number of cases where girls
have been deceived by mock marriages
have been reported of late, which impels
The Hotel Mail to remark that no girl
has any business marrying a man that
she hasn't known at least ten minutes.
The Dawson journal., 1884-01-17
A Buried Village.

A buried village has been found by
the Hon. Amado Chaves a mile from
his house, near Socorro, New Mexico.
Mr.. Chaves writes to the Sante Fe
RepielO: cit is built of stone. The
outer walls are three feet wide, and the
city is large enough to have accommo-
dated 5000 souls. / have already
cleared four rooms in the upper story
and two on the first floor of one house.
The dimensions of the first-foor room
just finished are 11x12 feet, while from
floor to ceiling the distance is about
fifteen feet. The village is almost
square, and this building is situated at
the northwest corner. The large room
has large door leading to the outside
of the WALL but no windows whatever.
In this room found the skeleton of a
girl. The hair is in perfect state of
preservation, it is fine, and of chest
nut color. also found there string
of fine coral beads, one of torquoise
beads, another of long ivory beads, and
a ring set with black stone, on top of
which is piece of torquoise. All the
timbers of the roof are burned to a char.
1 have arrived at the door which ap-
pears to lead to inner rooms, and am
full of curiosity to open it, but the
second floor is only supported by the
stones and debris about the door, and
should L attempt to remove these the
upper story will tumble in and fill up the
lower rooms, just cleaned out, with a
mass of stone, charred timbers and
debris"
The Dawson journal., 1884-01-17
A Lot of Monopoiies.

to you and say that, as you have greas
many contracts half finished, and ss men
are scarce and hard to get, and as they
have you on the hip, they will strike in
ten minutes unless you allow them to
set their own pay at the highest figures,
then that is a monopoly that acts Just
precisely as the Western Union does
when it absorbs rival line and tells you
that, as there is only one office in this
town, they will raise the rate little.
When you tell your workmen that
times are dull, and the market is stag
nant, and that you don't need them
anyhow, and they can work ON half time
Or none, 'they You are the monopoly.
That is, you are the striker. A monop-
oily is chronic striker. 1t is always
watching a chance to pinch you and
squeeze little more work or money out
of you for its own benefit.
And the lady who burns stake and
chips china for You at $3 a week is a
monopolist. You spent six weeks look
ing for her, she stays with you two
weeks, breaks So worth of china and
glass, and loses 50 worth of spoons and
forks, collects So for wages and goes off,
with twenty-four hours warning, to a
place that offers her more china to smash
and So. so week for smashing it.
You see, my son, in looking about for
monopoly to denounce or demolish.
our naturally envious dispositions lead
us to assall the monopolies that are more
fortunate than our own. We clamor
against Vanderbilt and Jay Gould and
Western Union, and fail to observe the
smaller monopolies that differ from the
great ones, not in spirit, but only in
wealth and power.
A monopolist isn't necessarily mil
ionaire. He is simply the man who
holds the whip-handle. 1t is derived
from two Latin words-n0no and pole,
meaning the man at the pole. And
the man at the pole, you know, knocks
the persimmons. He may knock a
million of them or he may knock only
two; but while he is knocking you don't
get any.
Hence, my son, a monopoly is pros
porous combination of which we are not
one
This makes it very wicked, avaricious,
and dangerous.
When we get into it, it ceases to be a
monopoly and becomes a union, broth
erhood, firm, an association, or a cor
poration. This change of title also in
wolves a great moral change, and it be-
comes a mighty engine of progress, a
developer of our countrys resources, a
factor in the national prosperity, and all
that sort of thing.
A monopoly is thing which it is hard
to get into.
There is no monopolist so greedy and
dangerous as the Nihilist. The ordinary
monoplist is content to control one
thing. The Nihilist wants everything,
and three ffths share of what is left.
If you live to be thirty-five years old,
and have not been able to get into any
other monopoly by that time, 1 would
advise you to go to the North Pole and
start an ice-cream saloon
The Dawson journal., 1884-01-17
HE TRIED THE PASS.

A few days ago man with meek
md humble expression and wearing a
'Immer suit of clothes applied to one of
the railroad passenger agents for dead
head pass to Toledo.
"Why do you want to go to Toledo?"
''To git married"
"And you haven't any money!"
''Not above twenty-five cents"
"Hadn't you better be worth your fare
to Toledo before taking wife on your
hands to support? ?"
"You don't understand the case, pro.
tested the man, "I'm going to marry a
widow worth at least $5, 900, and the
first thing shall do will be to remit you
the price of ticket. I'm poor and the
widow knows it, but she marries me for
love-"
He protested so long and earnestly
that he was finally passed down the
road. Two days elapsed and then lst-
ter was received from him, saying:
Heaven bless you for your kindness
Reached here all right, and married the
widow according to programme. 1t
turns out she isn't worth a copper. In
this emergency may ask you to pass us
both to Detroit, where / have hopes Of
striking job Detroit Free Press,