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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
LRwISTOwN DIVISION.

Trains leave Lewistown Junction for Mil
roy at S5 a m, 10 so IN, 3 25 m; for
Sunbury at 10 a m, so p IN.
Trains arrive at Lewistown Junction from
Milroy at 10 m, so pm, 4 so m from
Sunbury at $50 a m, 4 3Opm.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
Private Sale.

On account of failing health of himself.
and son Abram Guss, Jr., offers bis farm of
100 acres, situate in Licking Greek Valley,
for sale, with I76 acres of mountain timber
land, about one half mile from the farm
The farm is in good state of cultivation,
and is well improved. The house is large
two story frame, the basin is large bank
barn. There are a number of out buildings
on the place, also spring of running water,
and Licking Greek, never failing stream
passes close by. This property is only q
miles from the railroad station at Miftiin-
town. Between corn planting and corn
working TINE, last spring, two horses haul
ed SI0O.0O worth of bark to the railroad
from the mountain tract. For price. and
further particulars, call on, at the premises,
or address, ABRAH GUss,
Patterson, Juniata Co., Pa.
Dec. u, 18S3-tf.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
BANK BARN.

SOA4O, wagon shed, two corn c. lbs, hog
mouse and carriage house. Also a good
.eh1l' mouse, young orchard of thrifty
trees of choice fruit.
hhis farm is situate about one and one
naIi mics north of Miffiintown, in the bsau-
uiu' Lost Greek Valley and is one Of the
most desirable homes in the county.
ANY person wishing to view the property
OF 10 learn particulars, will call on or ad-
uress JEREMIAH Lyons, Miffiiatown, Junia-
"a county Pa. or JAMES MERLIN, Altoona,
Blair county, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
CAUTION NOTICE.

A LII persons are hereby cautioned
"A against fishing or hunting, gathering
berries, or crossing fields, or in any other
way trespassing on the lands of the under.
signed
J. 6. KEyErP.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
STEEl.TON BRANCH.

No paper in the Juniata Valley publishes
as large quantity of reading matter as the
SsHfinei and Rspsbiiean. 1t is above al
osasrs the paper for the general reader.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
House and Lot in MeAlisterVille.

A Lot containing one-iourta Acre OF
ground, with a two-story double Log House,
weather-boarded in front, add some rooms
plastered inside, suitable for one or two
families also, Stable, Large Shop, Pig-pen,
&C., all under good fence, and well sup
Piled with large and small fruits. Terms
easy, and price to suit the times. Apply to
Stephen Lloyd McAlister, near the prem
ises. or to Mrs. Rebecca L. Wilson, Por
Roval. Juniata Co., Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26

FARMERS of Sedgewick CO., Kansas,
sent 81 cars loaded with corn to the
food suffers of the Ohio Valley.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26

The Episcopal church of Philadel
phia has refused to receive the mon
ey raised by a Charity Ball.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
WEATHER-BOARDED HOUSE.

(nearly new 33 Y As feet. two stories high
WIN wood house, wash house, spring house
ana Ice house all in good condition,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
VALUABLE FARM
PRIVATE SALE.

The undersigned offers for sale farm
situate in Fermanagh township, Juniata
Co., Pa, containing
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
Philadelphia & Reading Railroad.
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.
OCTOBER 29th, 1883.

OCroBER 18Th, 1883.
Trans isare Harrisburg a, folIous:
For New York via Allentown, at so a. m.
and As pm
For New York via Philad elphia and .sPound
Brook Route" 6 25 so m, and As
pm.
For Philadelphia, 25, so, $50 m, As
and 400 pm.
For Reading at 30, 25, so, 9 so a m.
l IS. 90 and 90 p m.
For Pottsville at 30, Z SO, Q so m. and
45 and 4 90 p m. and via Schuylkill &
Susquehanna Branch at 90 m. Fer
Auburn, s l0am.
For Allentown at 5 30, I so, 9 so a m. As
and 4 90 p M
The so m, and As I'm trains have
through cars for New York via Allen
town.
SUNDAYS.
For Allentown and way stations at 5 20 A..
m.
For Reading, Philadelphia and way 1, stations
at 81 m and so m.
For Philadelphia, 5 go p. m.
Trains for Harrsburg Leave as ,ollop,:
Leave New York via Allentown at 9 90 m.
90 and $50 pm.
Leave New York via ssBound Brook Route''
and Philadelphia As m, l 80, 4 90 and
5 30 p m, and IL. 90 midnight, arriving At
Harrisburg so, 8 20, 25 n. m. and
IL 10 and 9 40 m.
Leave Philadelphia at 30 9 so a m. 400,
so and As IN.
Leave Pottsville at 6 90, 9 90 a. m. and 4 40
pm.
Leave Reaaing at 90, 7 80. lI5Oa m.
q, 8 Is, so and 10 25 IN.
Leave PottSville via Schuylkill and Snsoue-
hanna Branch, 8 90 m. and 44Opm.
Leave Allentown at 6 90, 8 40 M, IL l5.
80 and 8 05 p m.
Way Market leaves Lebanon wednesdays
and Saturdays only,j 5 Is a. m.
SUNDAYS.
Leave New York via Allentown, at 80 n.
m.-Philadelphia at As m.
Leave Reading at 80 m and 10 25 m.
Leave Allentown at sos pm.
STEELTON BRANCH.
Leave HARRISBURG for Paxton. Loeb.
iel, and Steelton daily, except SUNDAY. as.
$40, 8 35 a m, S5 and 94Opm; daily en-
cept Saturday and Sunday, 35 m, and on
Saturday only, 4 As and 10, D m.
Returning, leave STEELTON daily. ex.
cept Sunday, TO- 05, 1000, 1l45 am.
10 and 10 Is pm; daily, except S saturday
and Sunday, 8 10 p m, and on Saturdav
only, 5 10 and 8 30 p M
c. G.. HANCOCK
General Pass'r and Ticket .4gent.
j. z. W0OTTEN.
General Manager.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-03-26
NelC Advertisements.
A UDITOR'S NOTICE.

A UDITOR'S NOTICE.
In The Orphans Court for the County of Ju-
niGfd.
In the Estate Of c. A. Gallaher, deed.
The undersigned, who has been appoint
ed by the aforesaid Court. an Auditor, to
make distribution of the balance in hands
of E. S. Doty, Jr., Esq Executor of C. A.
Gallaher, late Of the borough of Miffiintown,
deceased. as appears by his partial account
confirmed llth Of March, 1884, in accord
aDce with the will of said decedent. will sit
on WEDNESDAY, the NINTH (9th) day
of APRIL, A. D., 1884, at o'clock a. m.
OF said day, at his office in Miffintown, Pa,
TO attend to the duties Of said appointment,
when and where all persons interested may
and should attend.
ROBERT McNEEN, .9nditor.
March IA, 1884.
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
Confirmation Of Assessment for Grad.
ing and Paving Broadway.

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL. Mimi, December 2, 1884.
The assessment Of benefits, costs and expenses
arising from grading and paving Of that unfn-
ished portion Of Broadway in front Of lots g. T. 5,
8, z, s, 9 and 10, L. c. Dayton's Enlargement,
IN the city OF ST. Paul, Minnesota, hav-
ing been completed by the Board Of Public
Works in and for said city, said Board will meet
at their Office in said city at p. m, on the 22d
day Of December, A. D., 1884, to hear objec-
tons (f any, 10 said assessment, at which time
and place, unless sufficient cause is shown to the
contrary, said assessment win be confirmed By
said Board.
The following is list Of the supposed own
ers' names, description OF the property
benefited and the amounts assessed against the
same. to wit:
Supposed owner and
description. Benefits.
NJ Flanagan, lot 8, L Dayton's En-
largement st Paul, and strip OF land
between Broadway and said lot &c.. 500 90
Andrew Simpson, Lot4, L. g. Dayton's
Enlargement, st. Paul, and strip Of
land between Broadway and said lot4 500 90
Margaret Blaine. Lot 5, L. C. Dayton's
Enlargement, st. Paul, and strip Of
land between Broadway and said lot 5 500 90
N. Flanagan. Lot 6, L. C. Dayton's
Enlargement, st. Paul, and strip of
land between Broadway and said lot 8 $50 90
Same. Lot z, L. C. Dayton's Enlarge
ment, st. Paul, and strip OF laud be-
tween Broadway and said lot 7....... 500 90
Henry Lamb. Lot s, CDayton's En-
largement, st Paul, and strip Of land
between Broadway and said lot S.. 500 90
Same. Lot 9, L Dayton's Enlargement,
st Paul. and strip of land between
Broadway and said lot 9............ 500 90
Patrick Keigher, Administrator. Lot 10,
Dayton's Enlargement, st Paul, and
strip Of land between Broadway and
said lot lO------.-...--...-......... $40 90
All objections to said assessment must Be
made In writing and hled with the Cferk OF said
Board at least one day prior TO said meeting.
JOHN HARRINGTON, President
Ofhciai:
Z. L. GORnAS, Clerk Board OF Public Works.
Slo-e42
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
Regular Meeting.
ST. PAUL. October u, 1Ss4.

ST. PAUL. October %, 1884.
Board met at 2 p. m.
Present-Messrs. Hoyt, Koch, Peters,
Terry and Mr.. President.
Absent-Mr. Barrett (exeused.)
Minutes of the goth and oath inst read
and ap proved.
Martin d. Clark, Thomas Bower and Mrs.
Patrick Murnane presented written obiec-
tions to the confirmation of the assessment
againt their property, for the grading of Sher-
man street, from Pleasant avenue to Ex-
change street. Considered and placed on
file.
Edward Campion and others presented
written objections to the confirmation of the
assessment against their property, for the
grading of Oakdale avenue, from State
street to south city limits in the Sixth ward.
Considered and placed on file.
A communication was received from A.
Hirsch, stating that the entrance to Cen
trail street has been left in an
impossible condition by the grading of Oak
dale avenue. Referred to the Engineer for
report.
A communication was received from
Stephen Rochelle in the matter of the assess
ment against block ''D'' Except n 43 Sc #
of w IO415 # J, Bazille & Guerin's addition.
for the construction, relaying and repaTiin g
of sidewalks under contract of Geo. w.
Reese, OBSTINATE No. 81, for term beginning
April l, 1884, aud ending November /,
1854, stating that he is only the owner of the
n 43 Sc #, of Z 100 #. of said block s'D''
and asks for correction in the premises.
Referred to the Engineer for report
A communication was received from the
City Engineer in the matter of the sidewalk
ordered to be built on the east side of Rice
street from the railroad track northward,
stating that the sidewalk space in front of
lot and the south 25 It. of lot 3, block 9,
LauouX's subdivision of lots z, 8 and 9.
Bazille's acre lots is occupied by the slope
necessary as lateral support to said lots, aud
Tecommen ding that a temporary walk be
built around the foot of the present slope.
Considered and the Engineer INSTRUCTED 70
cause TEN porary walk TO be built ia front
of said premises.
The Engineer having submitted plan q
Hand 70 be taken. the following report was or
dered sent TO the Council, to-wit:
To the Common Council of the City of st.
Panl:
Tie Board Of Public Works have had un
der consideration tie resolution or ordero Of the
Common Council, approved September Is,
1884. relative TO the opening of Arcade
street. from Wells street to the south line of
the right OF way o. the Chicago, st. Paul.
Minneapolis q Omaha Raiir0ad company,
aud having investigated the proposed i'm
IpruFemeAs. spectiully report that said inn
pp0ve@ent Is necessary and proper,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
IN SEARCH OF A HUSBAND.
A Len0 Island Girl Advertising her PhvsS-
cal and PecHaiary Attractions ia Con-

neeffcuf.
New Haven letter gives currency 10 the
following: young woman who eonfesses
that she is thirty years old and whose resi-
dence is in Gravesend, l. /. Is in this city in
search OF husbsnd- She is living quietly at
hotel while lawyer and old friend Is re-
eeiying many callers in answer to advertise
ments inserted by her in the daily papers
All suitors for the hand OF the Long Island
maiden are expected to submit their photo
graphs and make full statement Of their
moral and worldly standing. Already raid
has commenced on the matrimonial referee
and many applications have been made for
the hand and fortune which the young wom-
an processes TO possess This Is summar-
lied as including $22, 900 in bonds OF the
Michigan Iron Mountain Company, operat-
ing somewhere In the Lake region, and of
which ex-senator B4rnum is President: 200
head Of cattle, III yoke Of oxen, two smoke
brindle steers and 5000 acres OF land in the
Indian territory. In her advertisement she
describes herself as strong and healthy and
weighing l65 pounds. The only physical de
feet that she admits is partial deafness. One
OF the applicants to-day was little German
who offered a bonus 10 W. G.. Butler, the
young woman's agent, on condition that he
secured the prize for him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
Free Distribution

"what causes the great rush at A. P.
Wilkes, Seven corners, F. II. Hainert, 374
Dayton avenue, P. c. Lutz, 36S Wabashaw
street, and John Boyden, 323 East Seventh
street drug storeF' The free distribution of
sample bottles OF Dr. BOsznko's Cough and
Lung Syrup, the most popular remedy for
Coughs, Colds, Consum ption and Bronchitis,
now on the market Regular size soc aud
a.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
Special Meeting.

81. PAUL. November 6, 1854.
Board met at so p. m, pursuant TO call
Present; Messrs. Barrett, Hoyt Koch,
Peters, Terry and Mr.. President
A. c. Elliott and Louis Gauthier, property
owners on Robe street, appeared before the
board in the matter Of the proposed grading
Of said Robbie street from Ohio street 10 Man
omin street, and asked that the contract for
said improvement be not let until next
spring, when on motion said matter was lai A
over until next spring and the clerk was di-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
THIRTY DAYS

after the first publication Of this notice, 1 shall
report you and your real estate so assessed "a
delinquent, ana apply 10 the District Court OF
the county OF Ramsey, Minnesota for judgement
against your lands. lots, blocks, or parcels there.
Of 50 assessed. including interest, cost and ex-
penses. and for an order OF the Court 10 sell the
same for the payment thereof.
S$o-25o GEORGE REFS. City Treasurer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
CITY NOTICE.
Notice for Judgment.
OFFICE OF TIE CTTY TREAsURER,
ST. PAUL, Mimi, December 5, 1884.

Twin make application TO the District Court, in
and for the county Of Ramsey and State Of
Minnesota, at the special term held Saturday,
December 20, 1884 at the Court house, In St Paul,
Minnesota, for judgment against the severzl lots
and real estate embraced In warrant in my hands
for the collection of unpaid assessments, with
interest and costs thereon for the hereinafter
named special assessments.
All In the City Of st. Paul, county Of Ramsey
and State Of Minnesota, when and where all per.
sons interested may attend and be heard.
The owners and description Of real estate arsi
as follows:
Assessment for construction Of
Stone Sidewalks under CON.
tract OF Geo. w. Reese. Esti-
mate No. ~ for term beginning
April LIST, 1884. and ending NO
vember !, 1884.
ST Paul pronay
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
WILL TAKE NOTICE,

that on the Sd day Of December, 1884, did re-
eeive different warrants from the City Comp
trOller Of the City OF ST. Paul. for the collection
Of the above named assessments.
The nature Of these warrants Is, that II you
fail 10 pay the assessment within
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
CITY NOTICE.
Notice for Judgment.
OFFICE OF THE CRY TREASURER.
ST. PAUL. MINI. Dec a fssl


win make application to the District Court IL
and Tor the county OF Ramsey and State OF
Minnesota, at the special term held SATURDAY.
December 20, 1884, atthe Court House in st. paul.
Minnesota, for judgment against the several lots
and real estate embraced In warrant In nv
hands for the collection Of unpaid assess
ments, with interest and costs thereon for tho
hereinafter named special assessments.
All in the City OF 81. Paul. County Of Ramsey
and State OF Minnesota, when and where all per
sons interested may attend and be heard.
The owners and description OF lots aud real
estate are as follows:
Assessment for Construction, Re-
laying and Repairing Sidewalks
Under contract of Geo. w.
Reese Estimate No. 81 for term
beginning April 1st, 1884, and
ending Nov. /, 1884.
St. Paul Proper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
SAFE on MAssAcHusErrs. !

COUNTY OF SUFFOLK, -
BE IL known that on this 26th day OF November A.
D. 1854, personally came before me said Ezra Farms
worth, John 5. Fogg, Francis A. Osborn. John b.
Bacon, Nm- II. Rhawn, Alpheus b. Stlckney 70 me
personally known 10 be the same persons described
In and who executed the foregoing articles OF assO.
citation, and they each for himself acknowledged that
they executed the same freely and voluntarily.
lNotarial seall /. VERNON BRIGGS,
Notary Public
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
STATE OF MASSACHUSETTS, l..

BE II known that on this 2sth day Of November, A.
D. 1854, personally came before me said Samuel r.
Payson, 70 me personally known 70 be the same
person described In and who executed the foregoing
articles OF association and he for himself acknowl
edged that he executed the same freely and vol
UNFAIRLY.
tNotarial seaIl L. VERNON BRIGGS,
Notary Pdblic.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
CITY NOTICE.

OFFICE or THE CrTr TREASURER,
ST. PAUL. Mimi, Dec. 4, 1884.
All persons interested in the assessments for
Grading Kent street from Ig lie
hart street to Carroll street,
Grading Bsnfll street from Sew
enth street to Duke street,
Grading Lee avenue from Sew
enth street to Drake street,
And for construction of q sewer
on Valley street from Canada
street to Fairview street,
WILL TAKE NOTICE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07

rected to withdraw the advertisement for bid.
for said improvement.
JoHS FAKRTN GIox, President
K l. GoR,lAS, Clerk Board OF Public Works.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
NOtarlal seaLI
STATE OF ILLINOIS, u

Be II known. that on this LIST day Of December,
1854 personally appeared before me notary public
In and for said county and state, Roscoe F. Jersey
10 me known TO be the Identical person who signed
the foregoing instrument, and IN due form OF law
acknowledged that he executed the same freely and
voluntarily for the uses and purposes therein ex-
pressed.
ISotarialseaLl PAUL CORES,
Sss' Notary Public
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
sTATE or CoNNECTIcur, h.

BE IL known that on this twenty ninth day OF No
yember. A d. 1854, personally came before me said
GustaYus F. Davis. TO personally known to be the
same person described In and who executed the fore
going articles iof association, and he for himself
acknowledged that he executed the same freely ana
voluntarily.
c. T. wELLEs,
lNotariA seall Notary Public.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
CITY NOTICE.
Notice for Judgment.
oFYIcE OF THE CITY TREASURER,
ST. PAIL. Mimi. December & 1873

viii make application 10 the District Court,
in and for the county OF Ramsey and state OF
Minnesota, at the special term 10 be held Satur-
day, December go 1884, At the Court House, in 81.
Paul. Minnesota, for Judgment against the
several lots and real estate embraced in a war
rant In my hands for the collection OF unpaid as
sessments. with interest and costs thereon for
the hereinafter named special assessments.
All in the City OF ST. Paul. county OF Ramsey.
State Of Minnesota, when and where all persons
interested may attend and be heard.
The owners and description Of real estate are as
follows:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
Assessment for Grading Edmund

street, from Rice street to Dale
street.
MsgOain & Breekenridge's Addition.
Supposed owner and Amt OF
description Lot Block Assm't.
Julius Lemke.. 2 SO so
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07
Robertson & Van Etten's Addition to St. Paul


Supposed ownerand Amt OF
description Lot Block. ASSN
P Heck. = of....-...4&5 80 SIS ~
Geo Gerlach, Jr, w y OF. AS 80 10 60
Pursuant TO due notice the matter OF
making a correction in the assessment for
the paving and curbing of Fifth street. be-
tween jackson and Sibley streets Except +
$50 ft) as TO the ownership and description
of the following described property, to-wit
Commencing % # Ely from NV corner
of block 10, Whitney & Smiths addition to
st. Paul; thence L 141 #; thence S6IS fl:
thence w al # to point "a fl from w line
of said addition; thence to beginning lex
eept Hale's part, being part of said block 16)
came up and no objections being made 1t
was ordered that the same be corrected so as
to conform to the facts and rights of the
case as intended, and SO as 10 read as fol-
lows, to-wit.
Lena B. Clarke, Commencing on SLY
line of Fifth street at point SO # Ely
from WHY line Of block 10, Whitney &
Smiths addition 10 81. Paul; THENCE SLY
S61% fl to Simpsons acre; thence Ely IS It;
thence My SCI It to Sly line of Fifth
street; thence WHY 25 # TO beginning, be-
ing part OF said block 16, S136.
II. Greve. Commencing on SLY line of
Fifth street at point 81 # Ely from WHY
line OF block l6, Whitney & Smiths addi-
ton 10 81. Paul; thence Ely 80 #; thence
sly at right angles with Fifth street S61< e:
theRce WHY parallel with Fifth street 80 It;
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-12-07

$50 GEORGE REFS. City Treasures.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-03-02
WIT AND WILSON, ~ JOSH
BuLllNGS.

The difference between an Auoerican
and an Euglishman ia this: An Ameri-
can likes his fun all at once and straight
to tho point; tho Engiishman likes hia
Joke all smotherej up, and oan happily
until the next day 70 fnd il.
There IL no sure cure for laxineas, but
have known q second wife TO hurry il
oom6.
If Aad ssvsuty-6vs children, would
teach sixty Of them 70 shut . door
wouldn't care IL the other fifteen didu't
learn ANYTHING.
Nature 10 fond Of q joke. and / think
abe must have been full Of fun when
che nade crabs.
The best way to be happy d not b
want anything until you have got it
then b sure Of u.
The man that can wear paper collar
whole week and Keep il clean amt
good for anything eles.
A man Who can draw New Orleans
molAasoo through half finch auQoe h01e
in the middle Of January and sing
Home, Sweet Ho0e," while be 10 do
ING II, may have . good o0nsnienoe, bui
he amt sudden enough for TIE year
1884.
After the question has been fAirly
popped and your lover wants 70 kiss
you, don't aay yes or NO, bat let the thine
kind Of take its own course.
can't tell What Jonah did While tl
the whales society. A Yankee would
have ri0Red q ruddef On the animal and
run him into port, and either claimed
the oil for salvage q sold oot hin tsrSi
tory.
When Won bore for oil, mind yog
don't bore throaeA and Ut Il out q II
bottom.
have no o0uoe thae lite Insurance
. good thing, bat the busineo pars OF ]
| u 100 cold Tor my nesvcs. is hks hay
ire IN undertaken cone u every veal