Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-04-13
Pre- 50 Fleasantries.

At town meeting in Ireland it wa'
recently votod that call persons In the
town owning dogs shall be muzzled."
An editor offers o reward Of Ave del.
lars for the best treaties on ''HOw to
make out door life attractive to the mos
quito"
A cotsmporary nentions a ease be-
yond the ordinary oculist. 1t is that "a
young lady who, instead OF pupil,
has college student in her eye.
Aa illustration OF stingincss is cited
bya writer, who knows a man who
talks through his nose in order to save
the wear and tear Of his false teeth
Mr.. John l.. Sullivan belongs to the
Concord school Of philosophy. Atany
ra to, there Is peace and concord when lie
is around.
An exchange says that chickens can
b. bot sht in Florida for four cents =
piece. II doesn't say how big the pieces
are.
A no. wholly unobscrvant young man
in Lowell gave his intended an engage
ment ring, on tho inside Of which was
engraved tho legaad: I'm time of peace
prepare for war.
Oscar Wild says the American girls
have a good deal Of common sonse. And
in view OF this fact it seens mystery
how Oscar got near enough to find them
out.
Boston girls who got lost in the woods
in the White mountains the other day
did not cry "Helpv' but "Threo ladies
in this direction are in urgent need OF
assistance
Old DIR. Samuel Johnson knew wha t
he was talking about when. in his dio.
tionary, he put this definition: Net
work-anything reotioalated OF decus'
satea at equal distances. with interstices
between the intersection"
my dear Polly, 1 am surprised at
your taste in wearing another woman's
hair on yeur herd, said Mr.. Smith to
Ms wife. my dearest Jee, am equal
ly astonished that you persist in wearing
another sleeps wsol on your back"
A train On tho Great Nerthern Rail-
way ran into csw the ether day. 1t
didn't hart tho cow, but il threw the
engine Of the line. People accust omed
to the besfsteak furnished in the reatau-
damage dene to tho train.
'Hs, said tho sad eyed man, 81 never
pross young woman 30 play upon the
piano. l tried 10 once to my sorrow" !"
"why, what follswed!' asked a half
doeen eager voices. "Sho played, " re-
rliod the sad-syed uan. 81 shall never
forget the lessen learned that day"
Yos, my sen, advise all ysur friends
not to marry money. When you have
succeeded in getting them all married
for love, yen can look about you At your
leisure and then decide upon what par
tieular girl with money you will lavish
your love.
When Shotwell died the boys dubbed
together to buy him q tombstone. They
couldn't AFes upen the inscription.
Fogg sugg@tod this: "His grn never
naissed FIRE. Lot us hope that he may
be like his gun" Bat that was eonsid-
cred somewhat personal, and wes re-
jsoted without division.
As to lacing: "Oh. no." exclaimed a
loosely -girded girl the ether day, as one
of these very slim wasted persons Ia
married weman) stepped off the pier
into boat and began to handle the oars.
"If she exerts herself at all Tn positive
she'll snap in two and the upper half so
overheard. Do leok at her!"
"This isn't menagerie," sharply OBJ
served an irassible woman to a man who
was trying to forcc his way through the
crowd at the door of a concert room.
mo, l suppose not" returned tho s,sn,
'or they wouldn't leave any of the AMI
mails here to block up the entrance"