The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-09-09
SCIENTIFIC COLLABORATING.
A Texas Farmers Experience
with the Celebrated" Rarey
Method.

Cincinnati Enquirer.
Smith had colt to break, a little
roam, half mustang and half Morgan.
He told his wife there was no sense in
beating colts sides in to break it.
He had been reading "Rarey on
Training Horses" and told his wife
to come out in the barnyard and see
how he, with kindness, could master
colt. The colt was easily bridled
and would lead anywhere. Some old
harness was gently laid across its
back: and though trife scared, and
it put on its Sunday prance it worked
eighteen carats fine. Smith was de-
lighted. He took off the harness,
aud told his wife he was going to ride
it. She gave a little scream, and
pleaded with him to wait till to-mor-
row.
"Never put off till tomorrow what
ought to have been done yesterday"
said Smith, trying TO be funny.
"Women are all right in their place.
/ ailus said, when a man is breaking
a mustang Morgan silence is reg'lar
Comstock mine" At this juncture
the colt stepped on his foot.
"Go'dang your eternally doblasted
feet Amt Their room in the hull
barnyard for them internal talons of
yourn, hey ?" and he gave the colt a
slap on the neck and backed and
pulled TO get his foot out.
kindness, John, kindness y said
his wife mildly.
"Lookahere Susan j. Smith, want
to know who is breakin' this here
colt" he said in a tone of forced
calmuess. 81 suggest that | am
breakin' this-this measely mustang"
"Did it hurt, dear
"Oh, no, it was perfectly delightful,
never had anything to feel so good in
all my llfe,' be replied, with infinite
sarcasm. 81 suppose if this barn'd
fall down:.on me I'd hear We a cooin'
through the fence, Did it hurt dear !?
Some women sre born handsome an
some amt got no sense. I've seed lots
o. handsome women in my time, but
Pm not acquainted with any at pres
ent," and with this annihilating re-
mark he turned to the colt.
He made leap and got on the
colts back. There was movement
of legs, and Smith was sitting on air
for a second, and then tumbled head
long into the fence corner.
"Ohl OH" screamed his wife.
ooh, what ?" said Smith, getting
I'D and trying to look unconcerneG
while he wiped the blood of his ear.
Il thought that = that" faltered
his wife
"Will you state to the audience
your valuable thought? I'll get them
framed. Never wanted anything
since was born so bad. Did We think
l didn't get of Cd purpose? May be
you thought that the colt throwed me.
Do you s'pose I've monkeyed round
horses long as have TO leta little calf
like that throw mel" he reared. "Su-
san J. Smith, what'd / marry We for ?
| tell yer to yer teeth got off. Lots
of consolation can get from a woman
chattering away at d man like a guinea
hen. No wonder the colt is scared.
Poor colty, poor colty, come now"
and the colt followed as meekly as a
lamb. "May be you wouldn't get on
the colt, Susie, dear, and he looked
very hard at his wife. "Would you
Susie 2" he drawled in killing irony.
John, please-don't-get of so quick
this time, and-if you have to get of
very quick, please get off further
away from the fence" said his wife IN
scared way.
Smith got on, determined to stick
or die. A few people may have an
idea of what mustang Morgan can
do, but the majority of humanity will
remain in sublime ignorance till time
is no more. 1t went every possible di
rection except straight ahead, and
made every possible motion except 8
decent one. Smith stuck well, so did
the colt. The wife remembering hel
bread in the oven, returned, and al
hour later came out on the field O
conflict and saw her husband still
making VS. in the air. The barn
yard was all plowed up.
"Suse, Suse," he called, 'make my
will. Tell Jim to bring my gun.
The bucking is quite furious now
"Tell the neighbors | died game" h
called out trying to get his wife ex
cited. "It's me or the colt, and it,
nip and tuck, with the chances il
favor of the colt"
Suddenly the colt walked straigh
ahead in a peaceable manner, Smith
came riding up to the fence, his ha