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Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15

SHILOH'S COUGH aud Consumption
Cure is sold by us on guarantee. 1t
cures consumption. Sold by G. +.
Heinzeman, l22 North Main street.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15
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HOTEL ARR Walls YESTERDAY
ST. CHARLES HOTEL.


s + Twogood.N Zealand II Magoon, Sta Ana
G Cohh Lava Beds Mrs T. A Magoon. do
NJ Price. NJ Yuma J Breslin, Tombstone
Y J Bachelor, S y Mr. z & Breslin, do
ID J Chadwick, Nisalia @ " MCPHERSON, S +
+ NJ kirkham& fam, In l. Fillmore, do
4. J. 0'Leary,Sf
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15

Ladies' suffering from sick headache,
neuralgia, colds, fevers, Indigestion and
habitual constipation will find Syrup of
Figs as effective in affo ding relief as it
is pleasant to the taste. 1t acts thor
onghly, yet gently, very small guam
tity snfficing to remove all impurities
from the system and make one feel hap.
pier and brighter. Large bottles for
sale and trial bottles free at c. +. Helm
zeman's dru store.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15
PRINCESS.

! PRINCES.
Chenille Fringes.
Silk Fringes.
Whalebone Fringes,
Worsted Fringes.
Gloves, Ties,
Cuffs. Collars,
Lace Neckwear,
Ladies Underwear,
misses Underwear,
Children Underwear,
Corsets, Hosiery.
C.
Towels, Napkins,
Table Damask,
Crash, D'Oyles,
Bar Toweling,
Lace Curtains,
X Bed Sets,
Etc, ETC., Etc.
AT COULTERS.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15
BLANKETS.

Bed Blankets,
Camp Blankets,
Horse Blankets,
Shawls, Spreads,
Quilts, Con forters,
Trunks, Valises,
Satchels, Bags,
Shawl Straps,
Blanket Straps,
Flannels,
Cassimeres,
Jeans,
Etc, Etc.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15

WALTER S. MAXWELL,
my25tf Wholesale Dealer. 10 Coart st
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15
County Board of Education.


Los Angeles, July "A, 1884.
Daily Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1876-1884, 1884-07-15
BUTTONS.

Latest Style Dress Buttons.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
WAYSIDE STORE!

J.W. SIMPSON, No. 12O South Tenn
pie Street, west. begs leave to inform his
friends and the public generally, that ne
has enlarged bis store to double its for.
mer size, and has added stock OF Dry
Goods, Notions and Gents Underwear,
to his we'll selected stock o. Groceries,
Canned Goods, Cigars and Tobacco.
Our cent Punch Cigar is conceded to be
the best cent smoke in town. We also
carry q full line OF jacques Double
Strength Flavoring Extracts, Perfumery
and Baking Powders. Our goods are
marked down low. Fresh Dairy Butter
a speciality. Courteous treatment guar
snteed. Orders by Telephone promptly
filed. Goods delivered free. Postofice
box 1923.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
1MpORTANT NOTICE.

II, nv friends and the public l has
10 my t ttlor Convenient store, No. go W:
Ill., IT, : SSo nth street, opposite Kimball
IT, M and bsve opened out a complete
',oot Of Fish, Vegetables, Poultry
80 C,ooeries. Provisions, etc etc. !,
isr o.,,on6 = cordial invitation to call and
~ IA T1'' w. g. BowRING.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
Health is Wealth.
BRAIN =

Oh. &. @. WEsT's NzEvs AND BRAIN TszAE.
HEST, guaranteed specific for Hysteris, Diz-
illness, Commissions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia
Headache, Nervous Prostitution caused by the
ufe Of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulnsss, Mental
Depression. Softening Of the Brain resulting in
death, Premature Old kge. Barrenness, Loss of
power In either sex Involuntary Losses
caused by over.exertion Of the brain youthful
folly etc. Each box contains one months
treatment. Sl.00 box. or six boxes for $500
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

Four Express Trains leave Salt
Lake for Ogden daily as follows:
Pacific Express at Clio a. N.
Atlantic Express at 700 a. m,
Park City Express, 3 pm. Special
Express at 7.3O p. m.
Arrive in Ogden at 7.40 a. M; 500
a. M. 425 p. 10. and $40 p. 10,
Express Trains leave Ogden at
100 a. NJ; $50 a. NJ; 1890 a. m. and
5.15 p. m. Arrive at Salt Lake at
$50 a. M; go a. NJ; II noon and
6.45 p. m.
Express leaves Salt Lake daily at
100 am. for Juab eud intermediate
stations, and connects with Salt
Lake Western Railway for Tintic,
and with Sanpete Valley Railway
for Sanpete.
Through Express leaves Salt Lake
at sos p. M, and connects with
Stage Lines at Milford and Frisco
for Southern Utah, Nevada and
Arizona.
Express Train from Juab and
intermediate points arrives at Salt
Lake at 6p.m.
Through Express from Frisco
and Milford arrives at Salt Lake at
$50 a. M.
JAS. SHARP, F. COPE,
Asst. Gen. Supt. Gen. F. d P. ct
JOHN SHARP,
,GeneraiaSup't.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
FOR SALE.

ANo. 2 Osborne Moving Machine,
hss oaly been used on ten ceres acres OF lu>
seTne i a. good as new. VIII Dc ex-
eSs1ged for good horse. paying d'H odo
80 TIE snimsi must weigh I,oCO
p9uaGs o. more.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

! ooKERs -DIgTEM,A,NN M. 8 .1 90
y o .1,sst. o, opposite the Overland House &C.
lsln 9 yo. O ,oom No. 2. Loans mace
if't lsy 1sE1 Diamonds and Ws'e snfd
EisTS,,sdesmed pledges SOLD We, very -"
n as sn.jness strictly confidential +
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
WE GUARANTEE Sax EoxEs

To cure any case. With esoh order received
by us for six boxes, accompanied with so.U
We viii send the purchaser our written gusfan
tee to refund the money IL the treatment zoe
not elect q Gre. Guarantees issued only
z. q. NJ. Drug Store Salt Lake City VtS
"a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
FOR RENT.

House ofsix rooms, cellar, etc, at head of
Main street; $25.
House Of six rooms, hall, bow window,
cellar, etc., one block north Of Coop.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
DENTIST.

F. c. Nichols, Dentist. Ofice oppos-
tie Walker House, over Seabury q
Sohuson' 5 drug store. Ane8thetics gwen
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dys-
pepsia and Liver Complaint? Shi--
ioh's Vitalizer is guaranteed to cure
you. Sold at T.. c. NJ. |. Drug
Store. E'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
EsTRAY NOTICE:

r HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE FOL
l. lowing decribed animal, which, If not
claimed and taken away within ten days from
da to hereof, I win expose said animal TO pub
Ito sale, and sell the said animal to tho high
est responsible bidder, at the District Pound
December goth. 1883, at 2 O'Clock PM:
One sorrel Horse Colt, about years old,
white stripe in face, bush Of tail lisped,
brand ed GF combined On left thigh; no other
brand visible.
JOHN GREEN,
District Pound Ktept:
Dated at Enterprise, Morgan County. o tab
ecember 18th, 1888 dl9
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
ACTIVE ACCOUNTS SOLICITED

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made
miserable by that terrible cough
Shiloh's Cure IL the remedy Tor You
gald bY Z q II I Drug RtorA "a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

4 NDERsoN & PoMEROY, Real Estate
"A Agents, under McCornick's Bank
Houses and Lots for sale IN all parts of the
city. Full particulars furnished on applica-
ton. Money to loan on Real Estate. Houses
TO Rent Rents collected. Money loaned
for other parties on frst-class security, and
careful examination Of Titles. We draw up
Deeds, Mortgages, Leases, Contracts, Part
nership Agreements, Wills. and various legal
documents In careful and systematic man
ner. Titles examined. fac
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
WANTED.

. ,o,. pi,l who is a good cook. Call
!. 2 H- - opposite City Hall.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
rcrRN HAY,FORLSALE

mile. north Or d e r.sl A MS1s7 20 70
ga sn d. nOu3 Real Estate and Loan
Eo ooPfs. T !S's 1 Groesbeck BlOcK'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

Office Next to Walker House,
MAIN STEEET
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

EYE AND EAR.
DR. Ia Lyons. Gift House Cottage,
s4 Third South Street w. T
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
TroQ0NS GIVEN

". o? 3s:.l sf5R''65s sl y. %'' =
f0lor. or ~ y9 g. West Temple street. M + E.
i9sldV.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
Advertisements.
Special ~
GREAT REDUCTION. On, IN n. LIVERY a.pa,. y

VF P.sa.s 9 ~ i P85 " BslI =; "a
=5 q 8: &. e: IS; s.; s.; !: !:
E Temple IE lake Feet City, Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20
Houses and Lots for Sale by
]. K. GILLESPIE

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES BLOCK OF
- ground on corner, having a frontage Of 40
rods; can DO cut up into building lots very
profitably; situated on Second South street;
the Cable Street Car line will pass this prop
erty. A BARGAIN. 49,
DCAoO. A Flat Of business property 50x
I65 feet Of ground: Eirst South street, next to
Continental hotel; now paying fair interest on
Investment. ID
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17

," don't see why tho sun should have such an eilee, an ,tem
 :" 1 doan' nci,hc,, lady. hu, de smart men Ioe> das Y, hef. use l hsnt stud ,cd flosaiy sessei X putty ap' iiesei, ..helar. lady =
 ," No l don't kpos tha, am :"
 Wall d,t's dc feasoa Ne~. dai white pale, what roasted ap dA. ln de tree i> dun gone an rs, k,{nn |, .,m he, aause a dc sun
 bp he sun J,i no, sh,nc on her when she Na> saas < usEht. Dusle aal.
 :. re he sha' nei honey hu, she fooled CT faa n dc san lore she went ter toas 6a an Fef one q dem books e llosoty l.sd,. .,Ha as Nt> sstlcr tuned away the old nan added Haidcs matter ln de wa,. ter make dcse folks uanei. stan e1 tautse desc chickens had toe much heat
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
INFLUENCES OF THE SUN.

Mrs. Sailor noticed iha, every time old Bill came around .he setting hen, made noises, and that the eggs. not to speak of the chickens. were seArcer.
 "iyook here, Bill. sad the lady, how il i, ,ha, whenever you come here the eggs and chic ken. become scarcerY =
 Doan know, lady, lessen il am de weather"
 4. 1 iidnr know iha, the weather had anything to do ~ith- the recuofion of chickens
 Oh, yss, biess yer .nneseent soul De ho. sunshine drie. up chickens Jes' de same as i, does de dew
 Wb4, has bccome f that dofninecker hen. Isele Bill :"
 she's dun dried up, lady. 1 seed de sun CT s,rikin' al her day asore yls,idy, an kno~d da, her days wuz numbered. An femme tell ger. ef y-r wans,er raise any O dese keah chickens, yer's got ter keep 'em ou.en de sun."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.

par neber wuz I mar So smart dat dar want somebody else smarter.
 De bes' passon IS made O de smile an de tear Sunshine all ram IS whut makes de cotton.
 When CT ole man g,ts mad he's aa ful. De ole family hoss. when he runs eIwly, ta'rs de buggy All ter pieces.
 De mo CT man iainks q hisse'f, de mo he thinks O de debil for in all things. de debli shows dat he sidcrs hlsse'f fus,.
 De wus, fool is dc tool whut uies ter 'vihee his 'qu>.n;ances da, dar an no God. fur at tie las he cries wid de ioudes voicc an wants mussy ce quiokes'. De smail man may teach yer how ter lib, but de Chfis' ken tell yer how ter dle
 De man "h., tells one truth, aidough Il may make de community m Id, IS greater den cc man whu, tell, a hunnerd les .e. please de neighborhood. Truth, follered 'G de :;sh; =sy, $ de foundation C dis ~oris happiness. De liar may muse de folks but nobody wants ter zx his pm ion consarnin' 'por,ant matter.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
wouLonT BE INTERVIEWED

The other day, Lofd Ansdaie. who owns large cattle rancho n TesAs came through L,,,ie Ro,k and was ,n,esy,ewed by several reporters The noble gentle man became very tired of qses;ions. and more than once arose m his wrath and pronounced the Amef,esn press fraud. While he was standing on the sail~ay platform, waiting for train, the oolored editor of 4 ffeedman's paper came along ard sad
 Is dis de alngulshed gennerman wnui folks look. on ek er lord =
 Thunder aiion :" exclaimed ihe earl Of AnsdAle, am I'm going to be inter viewed by ,his negro =
 Nor. sah," sad the negro, dra~inz himseli ap. Ain g~ine ter be v,e~~d far my paper. Tries ter make my paper 'spertable an readable, s4h. Oh, no, yer won, be interviewed. ssh."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
MISAPPHCpkIATtON.

don't think" sad thoughtful looking citizen, that the secretary of state properly dishusssd the money 3D. propriaied for repaars of ,he state house"
 Why sone oee asked
 Well, you zee, he erpended quite a sum of money in putting cross.beSms in the representative chamber"
 Thai was right, for the roof was in danger of falling"
 knos that, but you see, fl he had le; !, alone, !, migh, have fallen on the
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
He wen, back to where the old VIC

He went back to where the old se- man was handling the goose
 kaa .lang. h,,le man, for don | want ynu araand here
 " When arc yaa gong Ia make your hey sor'c clothes =
 None of your business"
 "l, ain, yours either, Is II =
 Hush your mouth.
 . 1au IT., hush anything else, eoald IT"
 There. yon !i:tle ma. You've made TIC barn my aaser w,,h ,he goose ''
 How dld make >oa ?"
 .e.rca, | ...i boy. so away rom here. Whose orai E ,h,> = 4tslng and pointing to the hoy
 Willie called Mrs Mulkiule come asay.a advancing. II thank you Mrs. splllcts tha, he's no more ol a brai than your son
 My son never goes around bo,hering people. replied Mts spoilers.
 don Ai4eN altllc 10 bother pCaplc either. ba, some folks arc easily both cred
 Yes. and some mothers don, know hox to take are of then children.
 .3n...R sand Mrs. Malkit,le with em- ph isis. sa,sc mothers allow ,hcir ch,l- dten 10 go almost naked while they gad about That's what they do and the indignant lady tossed her head. Mrs. Spi.lefs flew into ! rage. She shook her is, in Mrs Mulkr,le's face. and lus, then the inqulsi,ive youngs,ef and Mrs. Spi- lcrs boy made a break a, each other, .-appled and rolled on ,he floor. Then the tao n others be..n to swing corners Altogether. the affair ~as one of the most enjoyable events of the season. a. he young " journalist says in speaking of a strawberry festival. The sewing so- ctety adjourned sine die, and lt is feared ,ha, there ~iIi be decided falling oil in hea,hen's wardrobe
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
A LoGICIAN.

Ho~ is Il, sad citizen, meeting an acquaintance, ;ha, you manage 10 wear such good clothes? If you would no; expend so mu-h on dress. you nigh, be able to repay that sum of money you borrowcd from men
 II IS -evIden, that you do no, under stand the si;-ation," the acquaintance replied. If did not dress we'll could not bofro~ money. l bought these clothes ~i;h the money borro~ed from you. l am out of business, you know, and fl l don't keep myself in presenizb bic shape, why, Id come ou, a, the con traced end of ta. wind instrument"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
THE GRASS IS GROWING.

De whipperwill sings nil de broad dayli shi Oh. de grass am e gr5a5a u ir fc. An tie spArTo. hawk hal.ess n' ,ss;s loud n his spite. Oh, de grass arl CT gro~ia n l. fe'. De guinea chicken eres hSe dc f5in' es CT saw, Oh, de grass sn ,gro~i n .n de .s'' Seems ter hah ] ra,,le=trap summers sa isr eraw, Oh. de grass am CT gFo~in' in ae Eel. An CT hitch ap q gray aoss. kei5h
 up de mule.
 An plo~ fore dc shoaer comes
 down.
 Plos late aa cary ~i.i.t 4s ...r ]; ..a
 cool,
 On, sefape ea .le ~ecls fram se
 sfoaa, Ero1n'. sroun ea.
 serspe oil de weed rum ar
 groun. De ole rooster crows lore d. sun : dun =, Oh. de grass am CT grown IT de hei An de ole yalleF jacket comes eroan' ~id B xik.
 Oh. de grass au, CT grown 1T. de he-'. De ole brinuel COW blows her bret in yer face. Oh, de grass arn CT gfoWin :n de i.ei' An ae DO foN =houn he am tired n dc faee. Oh. de grass am er groAin in de fel'. An CT bring oai de scraper and CT
 fetch oa; de pios,
 An CT work rum sln til sun Nebef mine de ~Immin folks le, em
 milk de CON-
 fur de erscPir vines gun iar Ter TUT
 run, ran, idt de erecPin vine.
 gun far ..t iun.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
 A :" HOSS ON HIM
How a coun,rsI Editor Was En,et-
 tanned by Daily Man.

Mr, Harvey Glidlen. eiltof oi the Fennellyllle H,Ifs4s4 fs. visited the Il, the other day. and upon -ssetaeee et ] halt fatc advertisement. winch iat safnc tune haa been running ln hl> ,A3ef d top oi eelamn, next ia eead.aN matte he reE1s'erea 4, the letalsa hetel he mex meniHs's paper contained s Nea4 hsuenns nauee of Nr elilatn. and .,s he Lad not st.led on thc cditat oi the daiiS sper. havng been busy among he met hsals n an eiiatt to eonstas 2 them that iew squares oi dseiusemcuts III hls paper would turn the gts,t ir.dc oi feuncllvli,e into ;het establishments. he teiS highly elaied over the unsrHtstcd enootnIUnl.
 Ah. he unused that ,eiiow has taken notice oi my ~r.iings. And thal is shy he says possess one oi the btighs est journalistic minds ,n the state sAali so around and g,ve him s surprise Will talk ,o him awhile and then tell him ~ho l asn.
 come III. sad the daily pareI editor browsing among piie of newspaper in search ior his shears. slI down 7
 rha,k you. seating h'mseli with :, movement of impressive grace. Id like to look at copy of thu morning. paper
 Ind one on that pie there.
 Thank you taking up the paper snd opening |, with iiri that made Inc daily man nervous. An sec yos give Mir. Hare, .hdden, editor nf the fenneil- v.lis isaAAma. tis:,efing notice.
 Yes" plunglng into an shaase and gcuging ou, political item.
 Do you think ,ha, he deserved sueh high praise =
 ' don, know. Thought we'd givr him little taGy. Those fellows are all vain, and A flaitenng notice uekies them nearly to death "
 Mr. Harvey c..idden hid his face ~i,h the newspaper and sand
 Good writer, IS he nol =
 " never looked at Ais paper ba, on C. Always ;hro~ II aside. He migh, write Uncle Josh Jones called on ns yes.ci- day, or Aunt Patsy Parker presented our wife with a ten pound squash. bat l ! dor, ,h,nk ,ha, greater mental escrtisn would agree with hsm."
 "Slr.' exclaimed the editor of the fenneiivIlie HaAh1nyn. r.sing in wrath !" vii no ionger sab'hit 10 your insults. i ! am Harvey Gldden
 The shre~d daily man, quick 10 re- cover himself, threw back his head and laughed. + told the boys" sad he ! iha, was going to get away si,h you ! Ha~, haw, haw You arc known down ! here as A humofIs,, and made wager | of a new hat that # you ,Anae to inc { off, c I'd down you. You were pointed [ out 10 me yesterday. Good Joke. eh ,4' i and AS hi. scissors iel. on the hoos, he . shook with laughter
 Well. declare" sad Mir Gl,dden If that amt hoss on me then the Car IS a mule. Come on an let's have some thing. Say. don, mention ,his 10 the paper
 If course not" and the two laughing gentlemen sent ou, to smile.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17

1, IS es.imated iha, during inc past year. nine hundred and esghiy-hve hn- gers have oeen GU; of at Arkansaw shIn- gle mills. No apology IS made, bu, it is thought that the mex. season. will be much more iive.y
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
A RoBnER IN THE HOUSE

The dock struck three two of the children ss oke ~ith "squa~ls, and Nfs. MieAson, tuiAlng over ~iih a houn,e. called to her husband who vas lying Ill an adIoinng roar.
 pcteI =
 Well.
 <" bellese there's a man ln ,his house. :
 " Ye,, I'm here
 15at mean you. smell eigar :.
 Where dld you ge, Il =
 /" haven't go, II. you grcenhosn | mean 'ha, | .meil cigar smoke know lhi somebody haA sipped into ,h,. house, aud you needn't say there hasn't. and she arose and iooked under ,he bed
 "Wno do yeu think t IS = asked the husband
 :" lts fohbef that's ~hn
 Do You think that ,obber would come aroand mans house and smoke oigars =
 It makes no difference. smell cigar smoke, oPcnlng the slor-' door
 sfnell cigar smoke. ,.-,, sad the husband. " have been smesllrg II ier sone time"
 os; up and help me look for it.'
 What the smoke =
 No, the man
 Come or. aad 1 ,hlnk we oan hnd him
 Afs Mickson entered her hu,band's room and found Ina, gentleman lylng on the bed, smoking 4 cigar
 "l don, believe you have good scnae ''s indignantly exclaimed the wife " Why didnt you tell me tha, you were lying here smoking like fool =
 Because am nc, smoking like fool
 Oh, you think you arc smart" and the lady ven, back and tumbled into bed
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17

A telegraph dispatch stated that i4 Nashville Sullivan met man who could stand up in iron: of him, bat A private letter from 3 preacher Tn ,ha, city says ina, Sullivan, while drunk. attempted 10 knock tho picture of Theodore Thomas from 2 brics ~all
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17
WOULD HAVE SHOT HIM.

You should sos have struck that man" said by-stander. just alter street ngh'. That man is a county Badge.1
 That ,os Of course 1 should nos have struck h'm. and had kno~n his po- siiion would 10, have done so. would have shot him"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-05-17

1CAtICt UalS SCCuts Nt OC uHtpGHQC4.
 you will give me reason why you should go to congress" said voter to an aspirant, vii! use my influence for you Why. my dear SIT, replied the aspirant, my law practice amounts to nothing. want the salary" The constituent gave him his nluenee.
 The queen of England, who has lon: been silent, writes from Balmoral as .o- lows: C You will please ex use my way wardness. For some time have been travelling in disguise, bu: ia spite of everything, the people would recognize me. Wales says II was because am so fat. tisk l hate ;ka, word. am no, fat. am in pretty good order. bu; am not fat. understand that Chinamen are allowed 10 vote in your cIty ;ha; they may vote all they want to. bu, that their votes arc not counted. on. well. It gives the poor fellows something to think abou'. Do you know ,ha; like China men in their places-in China. would write more cxiendedly. bu, com. worn by a Scotch shoe. is worrying the llfe out of me-
 A Texas man sent horned frog 10 an Arkansaw judge. The judge had never seen any other bu, an ordinary frog and the horned specimen was to him crea- ture of great curiosity. The box which contained the reptile was placed ia the window near the head of the judges bed Shortly after the legal gentleman sank to sleep, the horned frog awoke, and with that restless air which has ever character zed members of his family, he organ 10 crawl around. He mounted the edge of the box, ard, leaning too far over fell on the bed below. The judge had been appointed as committee man OF strawberry and ice-cTeam festival ar pcnged by the members of his church, and on the morrow he was 10 attend to the duties of the honored position. When the horned frog fell on his breast, the judge, dreaming, said l; Excuse me. ladies and gentleman, for dropping the larges; strawberry on my shirt and lifting the frog. he, with a ghas,ly gulp, sE1ilo~ed the thing. He was awake in a moment, and recogu ng his mistake, pranced around the room. The entire household was alarmed and when the judge was found. he gas bend ing over . bucket, gagging. as mem Der of the family expressed II. i; to kill himself Of all living matter. it is said that hornedfrog is the mos; diff .ui, of digestion, but after taking q drink of whisky fresh from the s,iil-house the old man announced that the death and con- sequenily the destruction of ,he frog had occurred. Since that time, horned rep tiles are not uaved by Arkansaw officials.