Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1884-03-14
tNOUONs 10 CUorR
Notet pis'aNrrs Mht.h t'ut- on
Trp ,hr ta'to". tmottons of the
scat

rsp 'h~ ta',"a. tmotion- of the
seal
'u.irai fico Pee.
AlHt i'n ttnfs .in,n "a German
lh,tDl.riH .h..ut,ti.I that ly tho
mili arpll'st,nof .l'oir,rny to ,arionS
nps,l's OFF th' ln.o ia" oNpir.-iun. lo
noting teat n.G,r nnrth, m,lnnrholy.
sadn'ta and d'-l n.t 'nu'i h., produced
81 tie Rill "f ih' operator. whilo the
snhisDi If i." ,Ni'tlm'nt continued m
psffo',l, calm and unmnv,d state of
mul \ hrtIih, stoiI Young peasant
gil vas T., tlus ,uiurfcd contraction uf
thc proper muael,4 ma H. I" look like "A
l.enii,ui Mnglal,nc ur merry nchunl
pitl 80 mrihrr tortured with
sgunv AMI anAi'tt Tor u dNhg
oiah ~ "a naider lu.t horeft ~ her
laNet ur an "h,iuus woman srotnrl
ff neglected. ~ ifr consumed Ly zeal
cue, ~ An unlnrks oman whu.e neA
houn', WAS not .cni homo IN time frr
ssfNlc" Faster morning. or her rival
wlio Appeared NJ church with hers. or
hall infcn other portraits II conflict
tng feelings 30 an uli man, who
probably newer IN all his liic cared for
much hryond a good dinner. n fill mug
II l~rf and his cnmfnrt inR pipc. was
tfansterm into Ieihron"l ani ont
east ilosr a smiling AMI arla'', spccr
laior She hal Just male n small for.
tune hv favorable turn" on the
street dle-lpa,ci proligal son at
the cnl n his rope, Young father
look' n' his first haly. amidllc aged
one looking NJ his teeth. two politicians
~ npp's io part e- tho morning after
W." election anh almost every concciv.
able contrast ~ feeling of which the
human soul and face are capable
In the wider nses io which electricity
Is being applied W. may expect d. find
this reeeiying due attention. How con
senlcnl lo have lt,lo battery In ones
pocket ~ pro'luce tho right l,ok NJ the
tight moment Provided with hi. "elcc.
ifo'i" th" father. wcari.d With the day q
WORK, harasse'i hy tho wrong balance
on his 10 Igor. cross with tho mistake,
~ stupidity ~ his employees, could
freely indulge his cm, tons all the way
h"mc. Hut, entering tho house, hs
might. With hi- little instrument. gree,
his wife and children with laughing
aud mn~i cheerful conntenancc. To this
III. mother, With nerves we'll worn by
rcevish or mishrhaNing children. would
respond With most sefaphic smile and
sea'ler look, recalling to The apparently '
merry husband those ecstnt,c iays ol
eourtship when neither laugh nor smile
Al.
over. the Affected asd mechanical ono
,ion a the cne cm,ld hardly fail "a
spiten and impress The feelings ~ tho
either sho Witnessed u 80 that in n
tcw brief moments tho inaus pretended
laugh might hecnms q real one, the
woman'- manufactured smile genuine
ani true. THIS use ~ the invention
alone would promote morality by largely
fesineina the percentage ~ divorce and
Increasing domestic happiness.
No. too mild mannorcl aud scnsi
tive nature that shripk. from collecting
What ~ ,fur, or IL iiullie,i and knocked
ah"nt iy stronger anil coarscr p~r~,ns,
may he able ~ simulate tho looks of a
lfascn ar fcrurlous being. Tho man
Who hlnshes Ia tho root, II his hair.
when spok.n rudaly b.. aud is fright
oned NJ The sound ~ his own voice,
might pat M his eloclro,lc, turn on the
battery and becnm" IN the twinkling ol
an eye M unmo,cd a. boob agent or
~" Insurance solicitor. IIo could
even face hotel clerk AMI ash for a
feom on The first floor. and perhaps
make sleeping ear porter feel that ho
mortal like tho rest Of ~.
Women. too instead 81 EXPRESSING
terror at insults from rufilans and
'mashers. could turn on such looks oI
tnry and srurn ns to mako the villains
ice IN terror Tho defeated presilen
tsl candidate could order smile big
enough Ia cover whole country and
give himself the reputation of philos.
ophcr Skopiiral clergvmen could ex.
rfeas ~ their faces tho horrors II that
ininfe stat" ~ which they themselves
might ONLY half beliavc and school
teachers command silence aad order by
an unearihly frown.
with this little instrument actors
c"ulh ho hirol NJ day.laborcrs' wages
and display with FAR moro accuracy and
h"u"r artistic eile,t than now the
'm"si"na appropriate a. tho scene and
tho ieNi III" instrument conveyed "a
"ls1uefs ~ the audience could pro.
"h"e artificial snrroA or mimic laughter
"'he rrsi mon, Mt and 40 by con.
'agi"n II s,mImthv set the whole
a'hh"heo 7" Weeping or roaring
~ hti"t th" Imagination becomes
la'isn"l IA sloculating upon the vide
hsoinln"s' Il THIS novel instrument for
ning on tap tho emotions of the
human heart, ~ one now secures his
hshi aud his water.
wr ts~L woods piay fuIse.a.
lihirsgo News
ihe playfulnoss Of Mr.. Lockwood
'he distinguished English counsel, has
Fs"'j,tsi"l what NAV hecnme n rcgu.
'a' OIL fashioned family f"ud 4 very
important Scotch laird regist, rel at n
."'"i' using, ~ ~ the custom IN the
a'shiands, th" name of his ancestral
na'n" inst"al of his individual name.
hs register showed Ballachulish and
mrs Macnsh Mr. LOCKWOOD and
VIE followed the SEQ rh LAIRD. and the
eh,hen, LAWYER registered in the same
rye " hon,ington Gardens aud Mrs.
'"St~ooi Tho scoichman did not
'hsh The irunv. and hence the row
a sri'"r. probably - the ealskin
lns gender and unmarried. asks
'si yon ever watch dear little baby
saking IN 'h" morning. We never did
ne d"as little angel ALWAYS awoko M
e"h,onniod early that wo were not
ready 10 open our eyes.