Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-11-22

The grease spot man tried to sell an
old lady a bottle of his ''lightning
eradicator," but she told him she
hadn't any lightning to eradicate"
"The Lord loves cheerful giver.
In all cases where tonic is needed
give Wilder's Stomach Bitters. 1t is
the boss. 20
A little boy whose strained wrist
had been relieved by bathing in
whiskey surprised his mother by ask
ing: "Did papa sprain his throat
when he was a boy?"
Millions of people die with Scrofula.
If these victims would use Wilder's
Sarsaparilla and Potash their lives
would be saved. 20
A clergyman at Mount Desert is
said to haverecently closed his prayers
by saying, go Lord nowthatour sum-
mer visitors have departed, wiltThou
take their place in our hearth"
A mild, delightful invigorant for
delicate females is Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. Cures costiveness and head>
ache. 20
"Do you have good drinking water
here?o asked q traveller in a Kentucky
town. "Good what?" "Good drink
ing water" ooh, yes. Hy'ar Ned
take the strangers horse and water
him.nB
1t costs one dollar and it saves your
life-Wilder's Sarsaparilla and Potash
cures all diseases of the Blood and
Skin. 20
For dyspepsia burn alum until the
moisture is evaporated; then take
as much as you can put on dime
about half an hour before eating.
Three or four days will probably an
swer, but take it until cured.
Every young lady desires a clear
complexion, which is often denied her
by torpid Liver. To overcome this,
to gain and retain a clear complexion,
use Portaline, the Liver Regulator,
the great remedy for Sour Stomach,
BIlliousness, Dyspepsia. Etc. For sale
by j, B. Rtchey.
The value of spare minutes is not
fully appreciated. What is done and
thought and said in the moments of
leisure has great Influence in the for
nation of character. The cOmpan-
iOnship and amusements of the school
boy in his spare minutes affect more
deeply his life than the hours spent
in pouring over books. So of the
diversions and associations of vacation
hours ofmen of business. Take care
of the spare minutes.
No family in this broad land should
undertake to keep house without John
sons Anodyne Liniment, many have
tried to but failed. Iii is work. more
to family than whole medicine
chest.
A few days ago some dry sage on
the battlefield of Missionary Ridge,
near Chattanooga, Tenn, took fire,
and the flames spread with great
rapidity. A stump soon blazed up
and in a few seconds roar like thun-
der reverberated down the valley,
and the stump was blown into ten
thousand pieces. Investigation de-
veloped the fact that three shells were
imbedded in the stump and exploded
from the heat.
No more Indigestion or Nervous De.
bility if you use Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. 30
w. N. Whites London apple circu.
lar, dated October 23d, says that the
market showsad decided improvement
on late shipment of American apples
Supplies from the continent have
mostly stopped, and the English crop
is about in. In the course of a week,
all retail dealers will have to depend
on American apples and unless the
supply is very large, prices will &c
higher.
Many who long suffered from indie
scribable feelings of distress, lame back
aching joints, sores, swellings, weak
ness Of the urinary aud digestive or
gans, unnatural feelings of WEAKNESS
headache, nervousness, dependency
sleeplessnesS, disturbing dreams, partia
Insanity, etc.. after doctoring liver
kidney, nerves and brain, with the va
rious quack nostrums of the day, anC
being nearly frightened to death by
their alarming advertisements, quietly
began using DR.. Guysott's yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla, and were agree
ably surprised to quickly find them
eol,,os rostorad 20 ,No,foot Lool1L NJ