Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-10-04

A"hO o"Nh 1hO hOoAV Oh"V OhNu 6"NN
est" said the poker player when he
pulled for diamond flush.
No more Indigestion or Nervous De-
bility if you use Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. %
"Listen, my boy" said the nurse;
"the good God has brought you lit.
tie brother" ooh! Pm so glad.
Does mamma know it?"
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 80
A correspondent asks if it is proper
to dance with married lady when her
husband is looking on. Certainly.
The dancing is sure to be very proper
under such circumstances.
No more doctors bills to pay for
Syphilis and all Vernal Diseases. vii.
ders Sarsaparilla and Potash cures all.
The absence of cyclones this year is
accounted for by the fact that 9,218,.
755 stump speakers are rehearsing for
the opening of the campaign. Even
cyclones possess some timidity.
"The Lord loves cheerful giver.
In all cases where a tonic is needed
i've Wilder's Stomach Bitters. 1t is
he boss. 80
81 pride myself on my descent, "
said spinster, of uncertain age, re-
Gently. Gone ofmy ancestors came over
with the conqueror. (Which one
was it, cried a cruel wit, "your father
or your mother?"
Millions of people die with Scrofula.
If these victims would use Wilder's
Sarsaparilla and Potash their lives
would be saved. 20
There is gentle element, and man
may breathe it with calm, unruffied
soul, and drink its living waters til
his heart is pure, and this Is human
happiness.
1t costs one dollar and it saves your
life-Wilder's Sarsaparilla and POTASH
cures all diseases of the Blood anC
Skin. 20
In the Pullman Car Works recent
ly, one hundred cars were constructed
painted and furnished during the regu
lar working hours of one day.
There is no need to suffer with Rheu
matism, Lame Back, Neuralgia, anC
Sprains, when such a remedy as Cous
sens Lightning Liniment is at hand
1t also cures SPAWN, Ring-bone, Calls
Scratches, &C., on animals. Sold b,
j. B. Ritchey.
Wishing to explain to a little cir
the manner in which lobster casts hi
shell when he has outgrow it, the teach
er said: "What do you do when 20,
have outgrown your clothes? You
throw them aside, don't your" ooh
no." replied the little one, 1--WE let on
the tucks."
Every young lady desires a clea
complexion, which is often denied he
by torpid Liver. To overcome this
to gain and retain clear complexion
use Portaline, the Liver Regulator
the great remedy for Sour Stomach
Billiousness, Dyspepsia, Etc. For sal
by j. B. Ritchey.
"Your manner is very shocking,
said the lady to the tramp. "Ah," re
piled the tramp, "you noticed it di
you? That's my personal magnetism.
Nearly all diseases that aflict hu
mainly originate in the stomach, live
or bowels, and might be prevented
people would use a little common sense
but they will not. They rather tax
Parsons Purgative Pills, because on
is dose.
A writer laments the fact that poet
are declining. The poets, on the othe
hand, lament the fact that editors {
magazines are declining.
Rheumatism is the most painful an
most troublesome disease that attic
: humanity. 1t comes when we least e.
pect it and when we have no time
be interviewed by it. The only reli'
bic remedy that we ever found is Johl
sons Anodyne Liniment.
Stage Scene" Hullo, Bob! tt
coach is full. Guess we'll have
strap you behind. Bob-"No 20
don't. l had enough of that when