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The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
BABY BORN IN CAPTIVITY.
A Little stranger Welcomed at Js sffsrson
Market Prison-His Christening.
New York Journal

Market Prison--His Christening.
New York Journal.
Like Barnum's baby elephant, he is
the first one borp In captivity that is,
the first in this prison. "1'be speaker
was Keeper Van Holland, of jefferson
Market Prison, as he gazed admiringly
at the pink face of an infant abou: ten
hours old, which was peacefully slumber-
ing in the arms Of Messenger McEvoy.
What is the baby's name?" was ask
ed.
ats mothers name is McCaffrey, and
she has already christened the little one
'McEvoy McCloskey McCaffrey'"
Why don't she give it a Christian
name?"
"Oh, his mother rays he cant have too
many Mes TO his name"
Why she selected the above names
was explained by the keeper, who said
that Mrs. McCaffrey, who is poor home
less woman, obtained shelter in the
prison on Saturday night. Keeper Nc
Closkey and Messenger McEvoy took
great interest in her. They procured
the ba be's first clothing, and We'd with
each other in their attentions both to
the wall and its mother. When Mrs.
McCaffrey learned who her friends were
she determined to name the baby after
both.
Many visitors 10 the court room and
prison were taken charge of by McEvoy
yesterday. who conducted them into the
matron's room TO show them Little
Mac" the Jefferson Market baby.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
Work Wins.

Work is the great panacea for many
ills of mind and body. SO don't be idle,
dawdling away precious time, waiting
for something to turn up" or that luck
which rarely makes the purse plethoric.
Some philosopher has wisely said that
the difficulty with most people is that
they want TO sit in the sunshine and
have good fortune Come tumbling down
into their laps. Nature is an old dame,
however, and does not even give half a
loaf to man who can do his own loaf.
ing. You must get your spindle and
distaff ready, and then Providence will
send you the fiax 70 spin.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
IN SAHARA.
The Way Marks that Point the Path Across
the Vast solitude.
Now Orleans Times

The Way-Marks that Point the Path Across
the vast solitude.
New Orleans Times.
Riding five hundred meters in advance
of our little troop of horsemen who acts
as guide directs our way over the dead
level of the dismal solitude. For the
last ten minutes he kept his horse at
walk, sitting motionless in his saddle,
and singing in his own tongue melan-
choly, long-drawn chant, with singulari-
ties of Oriental rhyme. We initiate his
pace. Then all of sudden he starts off
at trot. standing in his stirrups erect,
with his great burnous floating behind
him. And we all trot after him, until he
draws rein again to recommence gent
Ter pace.
ask my comrade:
"How can he guide us through these
naked wastes without single mark to
show the way?"
But he answered.
There are only the bones Of camels." -"
And, in fact every quarter of an hour
we came across some enormous bone
gnawed by beasts. cooked by the sun
all white, in strong relief against the
sand. Sometimes 1t was part ofa ley,
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
REMORsELESs REVENGE.

How - Politician Clipped the Wings Of n
Western Editor.
Western Politician Eyes, sir; that
paper has abused me terribly, bu. / have
my revenge"
FIiend-"Have you sued them ?"
sued them 7? No, Of course not. That
would do no good"
What have you done? Stopped the
papcr2 Got an Injunction"
"No, ] couldn't do that but I've pl e.
vented it from coming out for one day,
ANYHOW"
"You dent mean to say the paper
won't be published to-day?"
But do"
Good gracious! How do you manage
it?"
"Stole the editors shears. ."-Phila
Call.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

gentleman OF Goodwater. Ala, writes: my
wife was down 40 long, do not know what all
she had taken. I had doctors attending her
and they failed to relieve herr so got bottle
of your Female Regulator, and she used IL. and
has been mending ever since, She can now
20 about the house and do her work, and we
know II to be a very valuable medicine"
Treatise on the Health and Happiness of
Woman mailed free.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co,
Box ~, Atlanta, Ga.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

Every nervous person should try Car.
ters Little NERVE Pills. They are
made srecially for nervous and dyspep-
tic men and women, and are Just the
medicine needed by all persons who,
from any cause, do not sleep well, or who
iail to get proper strength nom dneir
food. Cases OF weak stomach, indigee-
ton, dyspepsia, nervous and sick bead
ache, &C., readily yield to the use OF the
Little Nerve Pills, particularly II com
bined with Carter's Little Liver P1llA
In viab q 8 oon1D.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

,wearied from the labors OF the day ON going
home, find that they cannot have the desired
and necessary rest. for the little darling Is
still suffering, and slowly and pitifully vast
the effects of tceth.ng. II they would only
think TO use DIR. B gger's Southern Remedy,
loss Of sleep and bowel complaints would be
unknown. This with bottle of raylor's Cher
okee Remedy OF Sweet Gum and Mullen, com
bining the stimulating expcctorant principle
of the sweet gum with the healing one OF the
mullen, for the cure of Group. whooping cough.
colds and consumption, presents little MEoI-
CINE CHEST no household should be without
for the speedy relief of sudden and dangerous
attacks of the lungs and bowels.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
One of the finest sweet corhs for late
summer fodder is Russell's prolific.

A CARD To all who are suffering from
errors and indiscrctions of youth nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c =,
] will send recipe that will cure you, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was discov-
cred by a missionary In South America Send
self addressed envelope to Rev. JOSEPH II.
INMAN, Station D. Neip York
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

p. W. Geobel. druggist, of Louisburg. Kan
sas, says: II have sold 'PHICKLY ASH BIT
TIERS for five years, aud | have never han
died n medicine which gave more universal
satisfaction. II is fast becoming the family
medicine OF this section. | have warranted
dozens Of bottles and never had ons returned. .
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

the mediciae for mother 10 have in the ho1se
for the children II will cure coughs, colds, sore
throat and regulate the bowels. DO not fall TO
give II trial, you will be pleased with iH charm
Ing effect. Sold by all druggists.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

For Dyspepsia, lndige estion, Depression OF
Spirits and General Debility, in their various
forms; also as q preventive against Fever and
Ague, and other Intermittent Fevers, the "Ferro-
Caswell, Hazard Il Co, New York, and sold BY afl
Druggists, Is the best tonic and for patients 10
covering from Fever or other sickness, 1t has no
eQuaN
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

The Insurance argus, OF Chicago,
says: ''Ooe of the best OF western Insurance
companies Is the ourllnl ton. of Burlington,
Iowa. IL j. credit TO the Safe and to the
business
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
Potatoes as Food.
Popular Science Montl

Popular Science Monthly.
As regards the nutritive value of the
potato, II is well to understand that the
common notion concerning its oheapness
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

PURIFY THE BLOOD with Eiert's Daylight
Liver Pills. They act directly on the Liver. stom
ach and Bowels, being mild and cleansing bu,
never gripping or painful.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

| SAVE YOUR HARNEss-by oiling with Uncle
| SANS Harness Oil, which WIN make II soft and
pliahle This IN the best oil ever made Tor leath
| or. Sold ty all harness makers.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, sPRAINS anc
BRUISES are permanently relieved by Uncl,
Sans Nerve and Bone Lniment Sold by al
Druggists
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
Buckwheat furnishes honey of NOR
pronounced flavor than clover does.

ems the Bran, and positively cures Nervous
Debility, Nervousness, Headache, snnatural
LOSSES and ali weakencss OF fGenerative system
or by mail from J II. Allen, 3l5 First Ave, New
VnrL Cftv
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

Thousands yet entitled. Send to us
for blanks and instructions. Stoddart d
Co, Alb G Street, Washington, ID Q.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

DIR. JAQUEs GERMAN WORM CAKES never
fail to destroy worms and remove them from the
system.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
The Cuban queen watermelon succeedI
in the South. IL is very large.

In 1850 Brogn's Bronchial nochos' were in
troduced, and their success as a cure for Colds,
Coughs, Asthma, and Bronchitis has been un-
paralleled.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

TN Dude. Dandy Dude.
You can tell 10y the cut OF my fashion
And my hair Ii not aii there
For Carboinc icds not my passion.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
The Dudes Lament.

CROUCH ON RATS Clears out rats, mice. aie..
reaches bsd-bugs. anti, yerniin. chpmunks. l5e.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
Every nervous person should try @

Strong brine, made of common salt,
IL recommended for string halt.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

PIso's CURE win cure Coughs. Asthma, Bron
chitis and Consumption. 25 cents.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

"BUCUU-PAlBA." Quick complete cure. all an
noying Kidney Aud Urinary Diseases. n.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

We pity the child who lives on farm
without cherries and harvest apples.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
BOUNTY.

Inclose your currant bushes in yard
and turn in the poultry
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

WHEN HORSES AND CATTLE are spiritles
scraggy and feeble, they need treatment with
Uncle Sans Condition Powder. It purines the
bleod, improves the appetite, cures COLDS and
keep the animal in a healthy, handsome condi
ton,
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05
BUsINEss NFN.

London is the centre of the wool trade
of the world.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

The portulacca makes fine show. II
IN ust have plenty of sunshine.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

TROUGH ON ITCH- cures humors. eruptions
rngworn, tetter salt rheuu. frosted ieet. ehihlans
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

STOP THAT TERRIBLE COUGH.-Every case
sioned by having taken cold, which II allowed t.
run It's course will soon work Its way into the all
passages aud then 10 the lungs, II not checked BY
some such valuable cough remedy as EILERT"e
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY, which
is unnvalled for all diseases Of the throat and
lungs Save dangerous spells Of sickness and
expensive Doctors bills by taking this valuable
medicine In season Ask your Druggist for IT.
TROUGH ON CORNs." isc. Ask for II. ccmpleis
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

The SALIVA gives good deal Of bright.
ness to a flower garden.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

r The oIdesi laeoicil,e IN u. Word i pro r.
IL bably DIR. ISAAC TBoMPsON's ~
celebrated Eye Waten u
This stiicle Is n tarcfuliy prepared physician \
prescription. AMI has been IN constant use for
nearly G. niuIy, aud Notwithstanding the many
10 the market, tho sale Of this article T. constantly
increas ng. 1.-THE directions are follow Cd IL viii
never f.il We particularly invite the attention
Of physicians to IT. merits.
John I. Thompson. Sons q Oh, Troy, n. Y. :.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

A white robin was shut at Southamp-
pton, l.. l., last week.
The Osceola times., 1884-07-05

The woman who is going on the stage
must never object to taking 'bus.-Bos-
ton Budget.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-10-29
THE SHADOW OF THE TOWER.
FOO Much Neutrality-suspicious. PecU
liar lncidcnts-ylore Trouble.
Detroit Free FRESH

Detroit Free ircSS.
Fact, sir-solenn fact. he replied 20 til,
reporter query as to how he liked the electric
light Yes. sir; stree they planted thai
tower in front of my house my family ha,
been strangely affected. | am 81 years old,
nud was never kuorn to SHORE until that
tower lighted. now snore in a manner
10 rattle every dish in the house. and have
lost four pound # flesh week as regularly as
clock work"
How about the othersr'
Ny wife is ali right during the day. but
the minute tie lights are turned she is
oIpr. Ssed with melancholy. She goes around
with red nose and tears in her eyes, and
ishes She was buried under the daisies, and
al that, One Of nay boys has had over forty
b1jis, and the other no sooner falls asleer
than he begins TO kick, and twitch, and rip
up the sheets. Too much electricity, sir
DsJiad 10 Kill Us in q month more if that
tower remains there.
Well, sooch times, sooch times replied o
curner-grocer in Dutchtovn MY dog runs
nadt in ore week after dot tower vhas cop
Den my poy Carl lie pegins to wink und pink
rund hat blind SPELLS mt his ewes My wife
she feels some pains all CATER, und vhas as
ugly as "A wildcat, while eafery night
groans in my shleep and dreams dot some
Texas STEERS Was CLOSE after me. tells you
We vhss pFoke-oop family eaf dot tower
wasn't mooied ;tyhay before long
YES, sir, YES s:r, | have observed several
peculiar incidents connected with this tower
system, replied q cooper in the western part
OF the city. Along about shutdown my wife
begins t. grin like . ticlled bat,oou. and IN
the SPACE vi three short weeks she has IN
larCcd her mouth nearly two inches. ,sed
to tc n beautiful figure in my sleep Since
that tower was pbtcs-l there sleep On NV
hack, knees drawn up and tongue hanging
ont. and The haby can't look at me without
fainting away.
AJoes the electricity affect the labyf-
i should say! He sucks his list all dsy
and his foot all night. aud has changed from
lily white to tbs color Of old bootleg Please
give me the name of some lawyer who VIII
take my case and begin suit for So 900
damage
Wei. boss answered resident Of
~Ksintgc,;, as lie slowly tickled his righ;
ear, that leciricijv has worked som. power
ful thing NJ yeah Yves all complaining Of
pains in the arms and legs, queer headaches,
dizziness. an Geld feet. an that amt the
wps, Of il; We used 70 be the peaccfnllest
nay burhood in this we're city. Sense this We,
tower bixneSs We does nuthin' but jaw an
fight. Ny ole cabins sunk two inches AT
one end in the past two weeks, an oobody
on this block can keep clock runnin'. TED
YOU what, boss, lee gwine 10 get cut in de
kintry right smart. Got to do il, or &c hull
family will he wiped out ttist time dat lee
triCity takes a noShun TO bust
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-10-29
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RSe startled sEu.

IDlVI.I!4IIr tUsI IIVN-4l -udii-J
On one Of the new railroads in Florida the
stations have peculiar names. and Bloom
ingion man who passed several months last
winter down there had a strange experience.
He had seated himself in one OF the luxurious
narrow gauge coaches and was trying 10
keep OF the mosquitoes and 60 TO sleep at the
same time, when brake oman poked his head
in the door and shouted:
Lockout. Lookout Everybody on the
car lodged. expecting TO see stone crash
through ;he window or pine tree fail on the
coach, tut the train gradually slowed up at
q station, and lady ask 81 If that was Look
cut. aad was helped Of
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-10-29

NOR SALE CHE AP-Onr hundred and sixty
Il acres OF land in Waco township. New hoase
two rooms, 80 apple trees bearing, leo peach
trees, cherries, Ne also abou; three -fourihs OF
an acre of fine blackberries so acres fenced
with wire, e1acres in cultivation. Price 8, $50
lSsd lw SMILEY X WILHIrE
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-10-29

7 oST-A buffalo robe. east of the Santa Fe
IL railroad. between the Globe iron works
and the brick yard \ liberal reward viii! be
pad If returned to this Office. liSd6is
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-10-29
PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY.

DIR. ". RICHMOND,
Magnetic physician. Cures diseases of every
name and nature by magnetic treatment, with
out medicine. His cures are speedy and per-
manent, and charges reasonable. Diagnosis
and consultation free, Parties from distance
can board with him a reasonable rates. Office
on souih Water street, Wichita. Kansas.
lyJd3Iwly
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1884-10-29

A Michigan paper prints pump at the
head OF its first page. There is no need to
e1nlsia tina: it makes q spssiAlfy OF iassr
vie wins,
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-05

In addition to the vast coal fields
already opened there can be TO question
that more and yet greater discoveries
will be made. The discovery of coal in
the Bridger chain of mountains is doubt
less the continuation of the same veins
that are found farther south and We
believe that all along that chain, that
mines will be discovered. We hear that
already coal has been found as far north
as Sixteen Mile creek. What a great
source of wealth then lies hidden in our
mountains, and what prospect for
future greatness does this open up for
the Gallatin valley? Mines of gold and
silver could not be better, nor could they
furnish greater source of revenue.
Bozeman situated so near them must
reap greater advantages than could any
other place and we confidently predict
bright future. We will not attempt to
prophecy its future and yet we believe
that if we did, We could not draw it as
vivid and real as it will prove to be.
Railroads will seek them, as they must
have the product. All the great mines
will depend upon them for coke and it
will not be many years until the car
loads of coal and coke leaving this neigh
borhood will be numbered among the
hundreds. Why then is there neces-
sity for seeking other fields? Why feel
discouraged or downcast?
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-05

Rev. Mr.. Stevenson on yesterday very
eloquently and forcibly impressed upon
the minds of parents the absolute neces-
sity of enforcing obedience on the part Of
children. There can be no greater mis-
take for parents to make, than from q
mistaken notion of kindness to allow
children to have their own way and defy
parental authority, Tench a child early,
to know that they must obey your IN
functions and you will have no trouble
with them in after life; but let them feel
that they can do as they please; that
they are not bound to recognize your
authority, you SOW seeds which will pro-
duce a whirlwind. We commend his
remarks to parents. Nip the budding
germs of wilfulness and disobedience as
you would dig out the weeds in your
crop and they will not get the upper
hand of you. There may be some who
have reason to complain that their
parents were too harsh, but there are a
great many more, who have reason to
regret in all their after life, that their
parents did not hold a tight rein over
their passions and curb their desires.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-05

w Eoh 90 Tho v1la,,ro

WASHINGTON, Feb. 2S.-The pleuro-
pneumonia bill, rs it passed the house,
provides that the commissioner of agri-
culture shall organize bureau of animal
industry and appoint chief thereof,
whose duty it shall be to investigate and
report upon the number, value and con-
dition of domestic ANIMALS in the United
States, and also the causes of contagious
and communicable diseases among them,
and means for the prevention and cure
of the same. He is authorized to appoint
tv 0 competent agents, whose duty it shall
be to report upon the best method of
treating, transporting and caring for
animals and means to be adopted for the
suppression and extirpation of contagious
pleuro-pneumonia. The commissioner
Of agriculture may expend so much of
the money appropriated by this act as
may be necessary in paying for animals
it is deemed necessary to slaughter and
in such disinfection and other means that
NAV be necessary to extripate disease,
the authorities of the state shall pay one
half of the expense of the animals it is
deemed necessary to slaughter, and one
half the cost of disinfection and cares of
herds of cattle. 1t prohibits the trans
portation from one state to another of
any live stock affected with any con-
tagious or INFECTIOUS disease, and pro-
vides for the prosecution of any person
violating this prohibition. Two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars is appropriated
to carry into effect the provisions of the
bill.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-05

Rev. Jno. Snyder gives in the Globe
Democrat, the result of an interview with
Roscoe Conkling, in which the honorable
gentleman lets himself out in an out
spoken manner, onthe subject of "bosses"
he says: "The old cry. Did you ever
think, sir, that you can't do the simplest
piece of work without having a control
ling head, who may or may not be called
the boss but who will be the boss in
reality? am sick of this miserable stuff
about bosses, coming from men all over
this country who never did days polit-
ical work in their life. But now the Re-
publican party has got rid of its boss
Every man who was head taller than
his fellows has been killed of. It is an
army that has shot its own leaders in the
face of the enemy. Now hope the
cranks are satisfied. And what is the
result? You have lost the lower house
Of congress, and that is only the begin
ming of our losses. OF course. 1 have no
present interest in the contest, because
am out of the whole thing. am q Re-
publican, and expect to remain one; but
l have no sympathy with this method of
fighting in headless army" He also
says the Chicago Convention of 1880,
which nominated Garfield was "such
sickening history of false pretense, mis-
cradle hypocrisy and detestable, political
competition" that he had no heart to
review it. He also says: "The DEM
ocratic party will elect the next Presi-
dent" >
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-05

Mr.. Raymond, Of Dakota, introduced a
bill to amend the homestead law, as fol-
lows: "That anv person who has made,
or who shall hereafter make, an entry OF
any of the public lands of the United
States, under section 2,2S9 1.-THE original
homestead act) Of the revised statutes Of
the United States, shall be entitled to one
year from the date Of such entry within
which to establish an actual residence
upon the land thus entered: Provided,
That he shall build habitable house
thereon, and break or pillow not less THAI
five acres of ground: And provided fur
Their, that the absence of the claiment
from his homestead for anv period OF
time during the months of December,
January, February and March of each
year, for the purpose of securing employ
ment, shall not prejudice his right to
make proof and payment as now provid-
ed by law.
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-05

In the farmers convention at Moor
head, Mimi, on the Goth ult., the subject
of what was the most profitable wheat
to raise in the Red River valley was ta-
ken up and discussed, and a strong en-
dorsement was given to the Scoth Fife
(the variety to which we alluded at some
length last week.. One gave as reason
that it would make more -four to the
pound than any other kind another has
raised four crops of it, and had always
got grade of "No. hard" while ano-
Their, as a result of twenty-five years
experience, expressed similar views, and
said sit has natures law of the survival
of the fittest" The result of the discus
sion was the adoption Of a resolution de-
claring it to be 1.-THE sense Of the conven-
ton that the Scotch Fife wheat is the
best variety to be grown in the Red Riv-
er valley"
BY the above it will be seen that the
Scotch Fife has carried off the palm as
the best for Dakota. This matter has
been discussed in our territorial papers to
such an extent that quite number will
make the experiment of growing it in
the Gallatin valley, but We would not
advise anyone to make it an extensive
one. Experiments will be made suffi-
Gent to test it, both as to yield, adapta-
bility and -four making.