The Cecil Whig., 1884-09-06
NASBN.
Mr.. Nasty Answers Numerous Correspon-
dents.
CONFEDERATE y ROADS
(Wich is ill the State Kentucky,
~

August % 1871.
| hev reserved sum thousands nv let
tcrs from my Dimocratic friends from all
parts Nv the kent:y, wich, ez | cannot
find time, or postage stamps, to answer
personally, | do thro the mejum NV the
pu5lik press.
wood sejest that Dimocrats which git
thcr trends to wriCe me queries on politi-
kle matters, shood enclose a stamp or two
to cnshoor an early reply. Bascom don't
use stamps, but he kin sell en- to POLICE,
and Bigicr, and the iron mill over on the
Run, aid he sez he will take EN- NV me
fur drinks. for to go to the trubbie Nv
turnin ny EN- into money is better then
to charge up vat conSoom. Hereafter
no letter will be answered wich does not
cuntane at least one five cent stamp. |
kin yootilze EN-, ez Hascom hez agreed
to make one five-cchter the price NV one
sustaner, | layin down the stamp jist
afore he sets out tne bottle, to prevent
mist axes. Mr. Bascom has a strong de
sire to sell his likker but he lacks faith
in hooman nacher. He wants cash afore
he sets the bottle out, wich is generally
inconvenicmt. ez the man wich heZ the
liveliest thirst is the identikIc feller wat
never heA the cash. Thirst and cash sell
dom goes together. Thirst is no re-
spectur NV persons. 1t comes alike to
him wich kin pay for asswasers and him
wlch cannot. Credit is the main stay NV
indiviNles ez well ez Nv States. But
Bascom is not a poltkle economist and
don t understand the principle NV things.
But to my answers
IoRHy Dim0crat. PScytdle, MjeaHy.-
Fur Him Blain to hev his son 60 abou:
v:sitin Boards of Trade, and sich, and
gittin his name in the nocsepapers, is
takin a unfair advantage NV our noble
standard barer, ex-Shcriif Cleveland. 1t
is lot shivelrous. Grover Cleveland hez
4 son, it is troo, that is, he is PERSONNEL
to hev wun, though he seZ it isn't GER
tain, percisely, eZ wich NV the four its
father recly WIZ. Anyhow, Sheriff
Cleveland son isn't NV that partikeler
kind the father NV wich wood keer to
hev goin about the kentry clalmin to be
his son. OWN to the unforchnit circum-
stance that lie WIZ born when ex Sheriff
Cleveland wuz a giddy, wild yooth NV
only forty-two summers and about the
CON MI hnr hand -r;p an1
he wuzn't percisely married to his sons
mother. Rev. Henry Ward Beecher
doesn't mind little thing like that, and,
in the interest Nv purity ignores it. but
he isn't eggsactly quotable authority on
sich delikit matters. He knows how it |
is hiSself, and his word don't count. |
While Sheriff Cleveland is ondoubted-
ly innocent in this matter, Marian Halpin |
is undoubtedly guilty. Apply to this
case the same rool that Plymouth church |
did to Mr.. Beecher.
Stump-spechcr, SmiMcWe Mjeany.-
From wat know NV the kentry 700 live |
in, shool advocate Tariff Reform
with decided leenin to Perteckshun. |
think 700 hev coal in yoor vislnity, and |
that yoor voters are largely interested in
Ef | am kerrect that is !
wat yoo want to do. Ef, on the other
hand, | am rot kerrect, and 700 are
purely agricultTel, and yoor people are |
not pertik:eriy intelligent, insist that |
Dimocrisy means Tariff Reform with |
decided leanin toward Free Trade. Yoo
know wat yoor people want. Constroo |
the platform to SCOT EN-. The platform
wuz made to he constrOod conStruktid, |
i'll fact, So that Henry Watterson and |
Sam Randall kin both stand on it.
j. l.. ---, WSsoory.-Wat part NV
Missoory are 700 in? Ef yoo are in a
seceshn naberhood insiss that Hendrix
his speeches durin the war to your
awiinces. Ef you are in Yankee naher-
hood, insist that he was merely an up
holder nv the conStooshnel rites nv the
South, but WIZ ez loyal ez anybody, only |
dilerin with the beest Linkn ez to
methods. Whether 700 reed his speeches
doorin the war to your awiinces or not,
depends entirely on the kind uv people
700 are talkin to. However, insist upon
Reform strenuously.
.Strih1 PrHy. hokomo, MjeaHg.-Ex-
,herit1 Cleveland hez no past, but Marian
lIalpin. His record is a boy NV about
eleven years nv age, wich his name it is
Oscar Folsom Cleveland Ex-Sherif
Cleveland wuz a thotlis yooth NV forty
two years NV age when this happened, it
bein one NV the pal donable excesses NV a
mere boy sowing his wild oats. Pay no