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not departed from, ''perhaps because 1t
would prevent tho Use Of tissue ballots and
unfair counting" This is stating the case
very mildly, but 1t admits the whole case
against the Solid South. It shows whyit
Is that the electoral votes OF suel. States rs
South Carolina, Mississippi, Louisiana and
Alabama arc relied on for tho Democratic
party, whose nominee the virtuous Ios! Is
trying to elect. ,tiF' St5
There aro other good things in the let
ter. Perhaps the quotations will serve to
quicken the conscience Of some voter
hercabonts who has been Voting tho
Democrat ticket because his fathcr voted
It, or who intends to vote II now because
Mr.. Blaine's foreign policy is too robust
for lin. s,
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PERSONAL.


Sir Moses Montctiorc Is obstinate on one
point. lie takes no,doclorss,ui
1t is said that all tho Presidents OF the
United States have had blue eyes except
General lIarrison-and he didn'tlivciong
l3islnarcl,'s "too solid flesh" has been
reduced to comfortable dimensions by IL
medical treatment which forbade eating
md drinking at tho sumo time.
Mr.. West, Buffers political "pard,' Is
said to be the mos, imposing man on the
Vice Presidential ticket. lie was u Con.
icderate General, is Go years old, very tall
and Of fine presence. lie weighs 80
pounds.
And now the Baron and Baroness Roe
der have gone and made Lawrence Bar.
rctt, who claims TO be in the full youth Of
- only, Il grandfather, and the child was
cl,ristcned in Germany October 18th, Mrs.
Lawrence Barrett's birthday. &
Mr.. Geo. W. Childs, publisher and pro.
prietor Of tho Philadelphia Ledger, and
well known for his bcnevolencc and phil
anthrophy, promises 10 collect enough
money in this country for the restoration
OF the church ut Stratiord.on.Avon, Eng.
land, the birthplace Of Shakespeare.
General kountz who Is nj the head Of
the Grand Army, visited the battle ground
Of Missionary Ridge, near Chattanooga, a
few days ago. 1t was on the ridge then
crested with fire, that Mr.. kountz left ono
Of his legs Twenty years ago, at the time
OF the wounding, ho crawed to the porch
OF Mrs. Emily Ford and she gave the
thirsty fellow glass OF buttermilk. The
other day the same good Samaritan
smiled over her spectacles as shc handed
him 4 tumbler Of the same beverage.
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in which you arc wallowing, on account
OF some Of those diseases peculiar to you
madame, and which have robbed you Of
the ros. hue OF health, and made life a
burd N to you, you can easily get out OF
Dr. pierce's "Fayorite Prescription" will
free you from all such troubles, and soon
recall the rosc-tint ofhcal,h to your cheek
and the elasticity to your step. 1t is :,
most perfect specific for I'LL The weak;
nesses and Irregularities peculiar to youl
sex. II cures liberation, displacemcnts
"intcrnal fever" bearins-down sensations
removes the tendency 10 canccrous alice
tions, and corrccts all unnatural dis
charges. Ey druggists.
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4 Philosopher.
~ "A hhosoPuGts
.lrtuRMip Tureifr, 81

.lrEHN6Hlb 7nttlfr. T---- - 80 .
A Little Rock man sold his cooking
stove to get money enough to take his
family to the circus. When one OF his
friends demonstrated with him lie said:
I'VE had no use tor the stove. Had
nothing to cook
but why didn't you buy something to
eat with the money you got for the stove pr
Then We would have had nothing to
cook it on: Don't talk to me. I'm a phi
losopher," =
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Took It Too Literally.

II see you advertise goods 10 be sold for
n mere song" said he, as he stepped into
a furniture store on Washington street.
"Ics, sir" answered the eentlemanly
proprietor: swell, now, let mo see, l like
that red plush sofa there, and I'll sing You
When the Robins Nest Again for it,
At last accounts he was able to sit up in
bed, and il he. continues to improve he
will probably be out in 4 week.
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'MESs sana in corpora sano:" "a
sound mind in sound body' is the trade
mark OF Aliens Brain Food, and We u.s.
sure our readers that, ii dissatisfied with
either weakness OF Brain or bodily; pow
ers this remedy will permanently
strengthen both. Stat druggists, or BY
mail from J: II. Allen, 3l5 First Ave,
New York City. rrustw5 a
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FTRUSTEE'S SALE.

...f q
The undersigned trustee, by virtue of tho All.
moii!y vested i4 him by a certain Deed Of Trust,
WIFE to Gowden trustee Su . a",ah saGe s
ISL and recorded IN The office Of tho CLERK Of tlo
EEo oS court 81 Ohio County, West Virginia. in
70 SCI A. Public Auction, at tic front door Of the
G ixs ouse q 1hIo county IL .he CITY Of Wheel
mene!ns at 10 o'clock 4. w., the following d.
t ts s ;e9I ssa1e s0wt Lot numbered sixteen
CITY Of Wheeling. Ohio county. Vest yIrsinIS. be-.
city. ~ ''siasl 10 - " "S '''''
I1ERAs op SAlE-0ne-thirl OF the purchase money
elld as much more rs the purchaser may elect, 10
pald IN cash on the day OF sale; and the residue
~ sly, Twelve and eighteen fnontls from day Of
Mlc The purchaser to give his notes for the de-
,slred payments. with security to be approved by
The title to aid property Is believed to be per
icct put the trustee will convey only such title rs
may be vested In him BY said deed Of trust.
w. II. HALLER. Auctioneer, ocii
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Mr. p,o;,, I,os L.o, colIod ,ha uto,,oocd
mann Thn d I,In I il rni;rnIv rorrert
ma :. ,hn Nv u "e COW .n;cno,,slv. tattoord
MIN ny - !, w Amar; 's' lie - to,t9ocd rom
III" cr ~ nf h;s boai ~ IN" soIe oMI;s
ino, Ills liz ro u. 10 nv s"o,eI rs lconsrs
'I '' -, ,veu 10 30 po'"o ~ h;s t1ttnns
,r.,.no 10 Ne 70 7'' EIot.5 tn .nthn Mn;no NO
;s,a.nro o IN nT I:ia . u, ,le aa -, NJ 90 ".
''i tr,. ~ ''N''' az " -, " ~ ~ ~,
,.o na''oo NO. = hc'elee'eo Inc iol'o"'hs
ye Tr,.oo y ~ a,,o.s, ,,,o ,,o, !,
al No. .,o : :" no.'ee'e" '"o '''A' s"'
am, T, tose " epe"Sel o,oo.o, q i, o,,o; amt
aH'.o' NO; :: nes'eeieu s'''' "s'''''' "''''
'; To,.n o'e s.'osc' ri ioe.'he ia No.ono,
,ta ia'aoo 20: .. i..ee.eu ~ ny Ha.'1 Ina
ieoo .. !selfest ~ "a '7ei''eiApe''
'' T.,,. ~. w! W IVY o' g. o, =
- i".loo No. u. Ne'eiec'eu ~ l'e icA'
So,sless.
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No DISEASE will trouble you il you
keep your blood pure, your kidneys strong,
your bowels regular and your mind clear
by an occasional use OF that great reviver
and supporter OF health and strength,
known as DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and
sarsaparilla. Its praise should be in every
mouth! Its merit should be known by all.
aW# tzl-I ..- ~ l'' r.s-s. 40 Dtw
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TRUSTEES SALE
n op
VALUABLE MAIN STREET PROPERTY,

BY virtue OF a Deed Of Trust made by Matthias
;eners and VILE 70 me as trustee. dated August
100 ana recorded among the land records Of Ohio
county, West Wrginia, III Trus, Hook No. II, Inge
~ VIII offer for sale at public auction, 10 tie
nlshest and best bidder, nt the front door OF the
Couft House Of Ohio county, West Virginia, on
SATURDAY, THE 18th DAY OF NOVEMBER, ISL
commencing at 10 O'Clock 4. NJ, the following ,le
Efibcd property, that Is to say:"A certain piece
q parcel Of lind together with the improvements
SMe,Sreon, situated on Main street, III The City Of
wheeling. and beginning for the same At ,oIH; on
ine cast Mde Of said street, sixty.,w0 feet iOU.
inches o. It, in.) south Of the south corner Of
WIN The east side Of Main street eighteen fee, Us
H.: thence cast In stsaight line parallel with the
llne Of MARKET alley iortytwo feet (t2 ny thence
south parallel with the line OF Main street six feet
HiIl thence east parnlle with the line Of Market
alley 70 The alley In the rear or cast side OF .a!l
properly; thence north along the line OF .ald last
named alley TWEEN y. four feet (4 IL; thence IN
!, TERM OF SALx-One.third OF the purchase money
n cash, or As much more az the purchaser may de-
s'ltc, and the balance In one and two years, with
interest from date Of salc. Possession can he given
Immediately. HANNIBAL FORBES,
:. oc!3 ~ Trustee.
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Tho Railroad King and the Messenger.

%
The story is told OF New York, mess
enger boy who broughtu dispatch into the
private office OF q certain great tinancier
and railroad king, and who, while he
waited for an answer, leaned on the great
mans desk and whis,ed Il lively tune, to
which he kept time with his feet. The
great man was shocked throughout his
entire system, and he bent. upon the au-
dacious imp q gaze whose severity would
have unnervcd Il police captain; but its
only effect upon the uniformed urcbin
was to cause him to wink one eye with
much unconcern, while he still continued
his tune and shuttle. Then the great man
said sternly: "l'oy this is not Harrigan
4 lfart's!" 10 which the unhumLled
young rascal replied: swell, you bet your
life it amt; l wouldn't pay no half-dollar
10 come in herc.v
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Ncr York Nail a'ut, Erpress. S
marked: ~,
GLOW pale it is" ;.
ut ought to look pale" he replied, with
tho air OF u man thoroughly conyersant
with his subject; cit has been full for
several nights" sll2i s5l5
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER % 1ss,.

beginning at 10 o'clock 4. NJ, the following de.
seribed real estate that is to say: All Of certain
Ohio county. West Virginia. and described az fol- i.
lows: lightning at stake on the north edge OF lie
Gi g, L 5SHd corner % Henry Brons,roops
tot ana "; .: Ih9rnburSh; thence thir,y.Nve (a5 ~
stake: thence parallel line with Bronstroops linz
70 Little wheeling creek: thence with the mean.
ds,E!ngs 81 the creek to Bronstroops lne thence
WIZ hid bronStIoopS line on the east side OF tho
burgh estate. -, 49, 49, " AVA"
TERAs or sALE-CAsEI. The title Is believed 10 be
per,St. But selling as trustee shall only convey
suen uue ~ IL vested In me by said deed Of trust.
ocle i. Is. DOyESER. Jr,,,,rc
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JOHN J. KAHN,
AI-0SZO l.ORISG.
ocls Trustees Of the Estate Of Philip REILLY, decd
TRUSTEES SALE OF REAL ESTATE,

By virtue OF decd Of trust made by J. F. Wool,
and Melissa Weeks, his wife, to the undersigned
trustee dated the 2lst day Of February, A. b. lisa
aud recorded In the Clerks office oi the County
G e OF Ohio county, In Deed OF Trust Book No.
rEomissory note therein named and dies 'ribcd,
shall proceed TO sell at the front door Of the Cont
House Of Ohio county, In the City Of Wheeling on
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FITS.

All Fits stopped free by Dr. Klne's Great Nerve
Rcsloser. No Fits after INST days Use. Marvellous
Guns. Treatise and s. trial bottle free 10 Fit cascs
Send to DR.. Kline 93l Arch street, PHILADELPHIA
y Cancer Institute, ~ Aschit PhiladelphIa,
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DIED

kLIEvEs-on Wednesday morning, October %,
ISL ii $50 O'Clock, fRASK, Ron OF Theodore md
Barbara klleycs In the 18th year OF his aye.
The funeral will takc place from the residence OF
his parents No. .lcG jacob street. this afternoon
2:3o O'Clock. Friends Of the family are invited.
tnterMcnt Mt Mt, Zion Cemetery E
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pUBLIC SALE OF VALUABLE
L. Property. Residence, Garden and Manuiuc.
turing Sites. with wafer. coal and other COVE.
aisnees ne Mte Philip REILLY Farm, atthe mouth
Railroad, river fronts. river bottom lots above thc
high water OF 1854: and hill trcts. In NIL about Nd
acres, IN .he vicinity Of the wesburr. ". Va, gs
Station on Tuesday November u.s. ISL comm cpcinx
a. 10 O'Clock 4. y. For particulars call on James
Giieh rist, No: ll42 Chapllne street, or Thomas
W4brien. state TreaSurers office, Capitol Building
aeen; No more eligible site for mill Or steel plant
can be found. Terms, one-fourih the purchase
money cash In hand, and the residue In three
equal annual payments, With interest from day Of
trust on the property sold. 40 n. :.
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CONTENT,

II nln't no use to gr,,mb!c and complain;
Its Just nscheap md easy to rejoice;
When God sorts out the weather and sends ruin,
Why, niin's my choice. J. ". RILEY.
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grustrc Sales.
TRUSTEE'S SALE,

TRUSTEE's SALE. .f555
will sell At public attction on the premises 81.
uated on Water street. ut BcnwooL, ", Va.
NOVEMBER !, lSsl, beginning at 10 O'Clock A. ~,
row OF .i1 new dwelling houses, each house con.
talnIng five rooms. = = = -,
=. ~: HIRAM BUMGA RDNER, Trustee.
DgSWoop, Oct, ~, 1851 ss7.l1.'5-1 nnIi
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2eoal lotlecs.
TJ s;;M 4 4 RSII!A SALE OF STEAM.

YytS MAPSITAIis Nos s,,r,, 49,.
~ potT ."DluRNAL." " d.
s,a ne, ae,saat sAe-ln the District cou,
einjs IN admtssI,,. es sae district OF West VII
he Marae R siiw%yy an. NJ 4 s sht;nk Assignee Of
against liz .issaSsat biUfsa TT Ess eGs Sttnsy
,,an El NJ, OF aW!it o. vehdi,loni exponas. bon.
unitsh STATE sor tss 9i. W. District Court Q! tGr
TO me- me directed re ~ The above entitled sa," NH
1posv ". ,ale =, Punlle auction. and stll 10 liza
"'SAs'' "uu 'es' o"'uet LOT cash, Oh
SATURDAY. TilEsm DAY OF Sovrynpp ,o.,
al 10 o'clock the ,arI ,,c.,,,oa, ,,',, ~
n,tin isM;,na ~ r. nhu furniture, al tho
rinia. - Wv Etii,n a, "hsSl!IE West VII.
us. Marsha, pi.,,I ~. M M.S,iENIs ,s,'S;I
NO mn, p,oc,,, ny W. IL. hAAr. Deputy,
WmryiiNn Il IA ~, W. ,sS,
"":s-.S1. y. N! wv. :. lsl. ocsg
I .; MA KSiALS SALE OF STEAM.
I,Hi,sa stS;r. u.r.hai E.; S. j..
Of tho tinted Htatcs or ,,,r I., se psttct ton
Sinis I'm Il,nir,y o' t H District Of WHt VII.
e." apainxt H." si.;,,,, , rsmhE hooih, MIvyot,
"Ircs sscuIe amn...I ,,.s ~ hcEniAt," her ell.
Ian, ' i,to q, M"s VIZ, Vsnaitloni cxpoNas, pen.
United States lar III" i,,,ic'c i,lci HollTt Of tho
10 nc ~; Iissis ~ ihSaoose en'led cn viii
hirhss AMI i No., 5In. aucan'. anu sell to the
:, '"
sAIukpAi, the s1i' DAY OF NOVEMBER, ISSi
~ ~ o'clock 4. "; Tie said steamboat Irregular
net enSiuesi Mckie Apparel and furniture. nj IN.
pup's iahuhS III Hae elty 0l wheeling, West VIt,
siula. geo. ". ATKINSON,
- y d "''''1''' nss " West Virginia.
r,.,,, A., So, ~ ". IL. RAMr, Deputy,
a aWtSa, M't ~ - = hdnita, fr0etor.
MHtkLlSu, ". Va, w - ISL Nh,
w MARSfIAI,S SAIE0c STE,,,,-
U +. boAT"couRlER"' A''- W slEAM-
ent'Gu sa.Ss Hsnsi sae-ln the DIstlctCoun
oi we onileu sMtH ior The District Of Wttt Vlt.
E,nM.mim n ,ha.,y fMnE Booth. survivor
Mctis MnSs ,i AMI nrnttu Gouf'ef hctenSInS.
~ Virtue OF WITH o. vehiitloni cxponAS reH.
Hehu i'tc suei oHt 3l NC district toUtt Of tho
IN mo lirc"ted in Tho ninvo o,,, MSSs .ifhih md
expose for sale At public auction and Seil l., VIZ ~
highest and best bidder Tor cash. on :" '''e
s,rrpn,v rur Co., n a..
"IUno"i' I'm o.H pAi VI NOVEMBER, 1851,
Al 10 o'clock.A. n, the sai,l steamboat "Couttrr ="
her engines tackle. apparel md furniture, a, Tia
public landing In the city Of Wheeling Wes, VI,
.iniA. GEO. ", ATKINSON
EIt U. s. Marshal, District West VtIluIu,
-. lIy v. II. RAM, Drnutr
EWING. MELVIN & REILLY, Prociors. ">'"'!'
WHEELING. ". Va, Oct -, 1881. n..,
r1I1C .,.r ,rE ~, ,,,,--,., -....----.SS-
VIE STATE W WEST VIRGINIA,
In ,ha Cinuit Court NJ Ohio co,,,,,, IT,, -,
pnja octnhnr In l"s ,sy, o"'" 1'a"'!' west Wiz
s s o u. NUNS n ,$s'.
Marcus '" rt M%Sx i, E W CT The estate OF
y vs..
Nancy sullivan Josephus Sullivan, William II.
Sullivan. Locky Ann boyd an,l kober. i. lhy,i
ho as SsT h sna das s Eodfs sTd Jarvis
Alexander and james II. Alexander her nus.
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How Ballet Girls Live aud Drsss.

was al the Standard Theatre and
nibblsd prstzsls and dried prunes with
the premiere ofthe ballet She was eeat-
ed on the top Of small heating stove -
the fire was out, by the way-and trying
to put steels in pair of pale pink corsets.
Suddenly she dropped both steel and
stays, and, rushing over TO stand, took
q cigarette from y csllsr-box and pro-
ceedsd to light it at the gas. She told
me she had all the vices Of the stage,
and had rather forfeit her three meals
than lose her package of sweet caporals
She uses package every day and makes
no secret of her Unsuitable tastes.
"One has little idea," said he, "of tn,
expenses ballet girl is under" A pair
of shoes rarely lasts her more than a
week, and, AZ there il no market west of
New York, she is obliged to buy them
by the dozen-price, 500 Tarletan she
consumes in fify-yard pieces, and for
every new dress dozen yards of tinsel
fringe is used. As she wears from five
to eight skirts at time, it is not difficult
to see where she puts bolt of taIletan
each week Salaries range from $25 to
$50 a week. Out of this they pay for
everything but car fare, and when pay
day comes they are as badly "broke" as
iourneyman tailor. The life ofa ballet
girl is about twenty.seven years; that is,
she begins at s, and can get engagements
until she is IS. After that her chances
are slim, and il she revels in wine, Gig
arettes. silk tights, nice clean dresses and
fresh flowers, without regard for the
rainy dav, she usually winds up in the
poo--house. or, worse vet, gets 81 po-
sition in some concert hall. II is the
easiest thing in the world to make mon
ey on the stage, but as rule-well, am
bilious girls had better eschew the ballet
business.
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Powder and hangs.

Miss Rachel Ewing, the eldest teacher
in the Pittsburg schools, has resigned at
the age of seventy-six She has not by
her lifework made as much money as
some bank presidents, but she has pro-
badly rendered as much service to the
world.
Miss Washburn, of Chicago, who is RI
valling Miss Chamberlain as an Ameri-
can beauty in London, is reported to have
such additional accomplishments as sing
ing, piano playing, painting, horseback.
riding and speaking all the modern Ian
guages.
A portrait of Mrs. James X. Polk, 10y
Mr.. George Dury, Nashville artist. has
been shipped to the White House by q
committee of which Mrs. Alexander ]
Porter was president; Miss Mary Max.
WELL also Of Nashville, treasurer; Miss
Clara Barton, this city secretary, and
Miss Francis Il. Willard, the remaining
member Of the Executive Committee.
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The grounds for the action were that
when Mrs. Macklin married, her first
husband was living, and it is alleged that
he is now alive and residing with a Sec
ond wife in Brooklyn. On the other
hand, Mrs. Hedner and Mr.. Macklin
when placed on the stand, swore tha4
they had never seen each other before,
notwithstanding which numerous wit
nesses, whosnew Mr.. and Mrs. Macklin
swore positively to the identity of Mack
lin. The case is believed TO have no
parallel in the courts of Kings counyt
Mrs. Macklin was a young wife and
the mother Of one child when, in 1862,
her husband. Richard Johnstone Mack
lin, enlisted in the Union army. She
heard from him at intervals for more
than year, and then there was long
silence, and at the expiration of several
months she received Intelligence Of his
death.
Mrs. Macklin donned widows weeds,
and while mourning her husbands death
her child died. She then took up her
residence with her friends and lived
quietly until 1873, when she received the
attentions of Mr. Hedner, we'll known
gentleman and widower with several
children. The courtship extended over
period of eleven months, during which
time Mr.. Hedner was fully informed as
to Mrs. Macklin's former marriage, and
in l374-eleven years after MackIin's
reported death-they were married.
Nothing happened to mar their domes-
tic peace and happiness until two years
ago, when Mr.. Hedner informed her that
Macklin was living in the Brooklyn
suburbs with wife and family. Investi-
gator proved that man named Rich
ara j. Macklin did live in Brooklyn as
stated, and also that he left the city
abont 1862 and joined the army. When
tcstifying before the referee, however, he
swore that he had never seen MB
Hedner; that he was single man when
he joined the army, and that he married
on his return for the first time, and had
since been a resident of Brooklyn and
made no concealment Of his marriage
Mrs. Hedner, when sworn, in the most
solemn manner called on God to witness
that she had never seen Mr.. Mackin
in her life, and when the two were con-
fronted with each other neither was in
the slightest manner disconcerted, and
repeated their denials of ever having met
before. Former friends and acquain-
tances Of both, however, swore that they
had been married, and were positive rs
to their identity.
After long Investigation and careful
confederation the referee decided that
the proponderance of testimony was
against the defendant and psssed an Or
der, which was approved in the Brook
Mrs. Hedner had no children by her sec
ond marriage, and, though her friends
were prepared to aid her in carrying the
case to a higher court, she concluded to
accept tho decision a. 6nsl.
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HIS NATIVE PLACE.
An Ancient Landmark Imparts Few I'm
portant Facts.
brakes q Travellers Magazine.

portant Facts.
brakes Travellers Magazine.
He was an old man, and as he entered
the room he remarked timidly to The
editor:
"Do you want something to print in
your paper?"
"Yes," replied the editor, "ifit is worth
publishing. What is it?"
Get your pencil out. | never rode on
railroad train and ! am going on eigh-
ty years ofage"
"All right" said the editor, jotting it
down; that's good item"
81 never saw telephone"
as it possible? Go on"
'Nor pretty girl"
go ahead
"And / haven't washed my face and
hands for twenty years"
"All right. Stand little further of
and keep on"
81 was in my teens when drank INV
last glass of water"
80 was the man who writes the funny
paragraphs for this paper" remarked
the editor. Proceed"
81 never heard 'Pi1afore,' | never saw
an open-back shirt nor game of base
ball, nor white elephant, nor cigarette,
nor any fine-cut chewing tobacco, nor a
dude, nor wide-awake newspaper, nor
a pug dog, nor pair of low-cut shoes,
nor a.
Great Cesar, man " interrupted the
editor, where in the world have you
lived all these seventy odd years?"
The old man responded sadly:
ain st. Louis"
The Osceola times., 1884-07-12
BAD ON BALD HEADS.

You must not suppose because man
is bare on the top of his head that he is
more given to hugging than the rest of
his kind.-Beston Budget.
When a man discovers for the first
time that he is getting bald he thinks
that nature made grand mistake when
it forgot to lock every hair to the skull
with patent combination and then
throws away the keys.-Kentucky State
Journal.
The first fly of the season came gayly
into the sanctum on Monday last and at
once made for his old playground-our
bald head. We had fiattered our eli
that our hair was coming in again last
Winter but before the fly had finished
lis first hornpipe we decided that the
new hair was vain delusion.-Evans-
vile Argus.
The latest bank cashier 10 run off with
the funds of his New York depositers is
bald headed mana point which is
carefully brought out by the minute New
York papers; but as he is understood to
have lost his hair before the depositor
lost their money the incident is hardly
calculated to shake public confidence In
bald-headed officials.-Chicago Times.