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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16
rmE xAILwU.Ds AND FLOR MILL.
W. W ,Jourual.


The d'scr minat.on by t.e railroad
comp nv against the interior presses
h, aviiy On our flour III ,nuf ,oturer-. W ~
are wholly shut out # mos. of their
natural lid On the Northern Pacific
1t At the : ,me ties the 60 mpiny wou q
haul for them half ~ tar ~ TOR the MIN
neapotis m.ii. local mliiers s,yt ut theiI
prospect woul / not b. 81 ba b. bat that
the presest tsrttf Arrangement II sque, L.
ing them very hard.
Our niIllers are taxed a dollar a ton
more on flour than on wheat between
here and Portland, which tends To build
up mills for Portland. II is said ais,
| that Portland shippers get a rate OF
81 30 per ton between Portland and Sar
Francisco, while our millers must pay
$3.50. The Portland dealers get a rate
without wharfage of primage, while our
millers have to ply wharfage. primeags
and drayaee. Freight from I Is section
| is delivered 10y cars at Albina wharf and
| is loaded thence on steamer, so that IL
| fact no diayage Is necessary, NJ W llp
! Walla drtiers have TO pay II all tht
same Mr.. Muir. when appro ,lhed IN
regard 10 the discrimination betwe,
| flour ard wheat, claim, d that il WAS Gus
tunary for all railroads in the East "a
charge higher rate on tiiur than on
wheat. and At the same time = we n eveI
rate on -four and wheat on railro sds II
the Willamette valley.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16
TRuNITY CHURCH.
.s During the Fast Year a"d
]" since 1873.

- of Trinity Church, Rev
George Herbert Watson rector, ,:s. aof'"s s
a,r ending with Easter. 1884, and
u' svs and half years since
Gentleman assumed charge OF tue
thst y,Il be found partially repre-
paris in the statements foiiowiiR;
sshicb % speak for themselves III '''u
tones ',o the past year there we're IL
Dul & confirrnatIons, Il marriages
pay "a hnyials. From November 700
ahq ~ iss4. 134 baptisns. .! confirm
10 "s ~ marriages aud ~ bnriaia.
a'Ioh', ,he wear S1t;sS were received
Du'b aubscr:ptions and offerings for
IRON unrnoses $2JO0 for the hospital
chuIon chuptnpd. ptd and x3l3 - for the child $
ouiie,A The hospital. Gotal, Sa1ol ~:
COZ ,,,rihutlons ~ of the five ana naN
lno ,aount TO 1875 40 from the sun
yeniss sohool and Sl9,9i5.4l from the IA
gay S|,;o, | and friends for ALI purposes.
Eofa. ,.an fiye HUNDRED dollars OF tse
-. amount was given outside our
c'.yt Ths ,resent mem bership by baptismD
49, congregation includes 80 per
Vi Ibe communicates number 10.
ao.', ,s.n ,nmb.r of families connected with
h' .o,orsoation il estl khted At 10,
'nn 30 nn,nbsr of individuals 30. lhe
Sn.sar snu school is attended by " pupils.
I'm E,ster Sunday Slj6 we're contib,
on g., currsn. expenses. and x45.O
u'c. cbild's cot in Grace Hospital.
~ Faster Monday. 1t parish meet
inc held for the purpose Mee7is D
not, Slorsh, Jennings. BROOKS rories''
Moore an! Dimock were elected ve''ts
mon and At a subsequent ine~'ihg VI
the yes,rynen officers AS bt 10" were
chosen 10 serve during the ensuing
oSnycb wear: Hiram Bnrnett. rector 3
Garden Andrew Slorah, church war
d.n.F. G. Dlmook. clerk. and W. A.
Jennings, treasurer.
Connected with Trinity Church. Of
which il ia an offshoot, is the Chapel of
The Good Shepherd, Rev. Geo: h: Wat
son btinp rector, and Mr.. j. ii. Forest
Rail in charge. Tue baptisms OF the
chanel numbered >, cOnnrmttions Z,
na,riapes and hurials | each. Tho
communicates number II, and the con
tr;bntions amounted xlG5.D. Ibese
sonres are for the half year only III
ubich Mr.. Bell has had charge.
The Chapel Sunday School Is taught
bv teachers and attended by ~ pupils.
The congregation is represented by Il
families and 80 individuals.
The committeeman are q. L.. Man
ming. A. F. Turner, Chaa. u. Knight and
4. p. Buck.
The prospects Of the Chapel are bet
ter than ever before.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

SUCCESSFUL SKALING.-On April Sth
the bark Emerald, Captain Cater
bound from san Francisco To Utsaladv
spoke the sealing schooner Mary Ellen
OF San Francisco. about lO miles south
wes' of Cape Fiaitery. lhs Mary Ellen
left san Francisco about the middle OF
January, and when spoken had 40 sea-
skins on board. She WAS working foul
boats. and all were doing web and get
ting large seals. She stated that the
seals of shore were very plenty, but
wilder than those in shore.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16
TACOMA TIRE LOSSES.

The Ne'es gives the list following of
losses caused by the recent fire at the
terminus, with the amount Of insur-
ance in each case, as far AS known on
the aftern on of the day succeeding
tho fire:
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

FrRsr Class BOARD Al BED Rock
PRIcEs.-l have taken charge of the
eating department of the Hotel Bruins.
wick, aud have given the dining room
ami kitchen \ general and Thorough
overhauling. From this date will fur
nish better provision. served IN better
style for less monr, than has ever been
attempted on Puget Sound before. Meal
tickets. good for n meals will be sold al
the conuter at i've dollars cash. The
tables shall be always supplied with the
bes, the market affords. served ~ under
my own supervision IN first class style.
An DIFF C.. T.. ITrus.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

pillus' call and see our new stock of
W FIsay goods Just arrived per George
Anil o.. WI be open for inspection
SiI n. a. IN. CLAYTON Eroshers,
s'rces. apy
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

Ask A. Il. Stewart for HENLkY DAN
DILLON Tonic and take no ether n
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

Love cOnqners the lover, but HENLEYs g
DANDRLIoN Tonic oonquers the liver. -
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

,io, largest stock, the choicest selec-
OF s..,1 ,ue BEST quality and lowest prices
nsonl 'onsry. blank books and miscella
Ds.;. BOOKS, AZ the book store of Il
'ss q Co. lis Ch rry street. ap9 du
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

As blood purifier DIR. HENLEY's DAN
DELIoN Tonic has no equal. u
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

PERsoNAL--H. B. Osborne. Esq, eai-
tor and proprietor of the Bodie tCaii
formal FREE Press, is a guesf AT the Arl
,ncton. He will remain for severa! days
in the eitv.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

hAlLRoAp BUILDING. 49, Work on the
Oreeon Pacific appears to be progress
ing favorstly. lhe company display
slcat activity. and evld, ntly expect to
uave Tue line extended TO Corvallis early
suls season. Tunnels and , have been
scrIotMed, and will be completed he.
.o'e 'ne end Of the current month. In
.ue remaining tunnel. No. |. there are
oe.veen go and 800 feet OF tunneling
s.'" be done, but full force Is kept
sotk on both ends night and day,
auu VII be completed and ready for
.ae ''ack doubtless by the time that IL
tesened by the graders from the va
fuua side. TrGsklaying is not being
Rusueu AS much now as II will be in a
o'' ume, owing te the want of ron
sas' the wheels for which are now being
"'' ih this city. and will be ready for
~" Tue front within the next week.
rue ue Jesse Minor brought from San
,.neisco rails for over five miles os
h' ana the Neg, now dischareiug,
ush' sna still larger quantity. Plans
S specihcations have been completed
W roand house and repair shop a;
,aqaina City. About 3OU white and
~ ,hinese laborers are on the pa,
-. a Every available horse in the ceun.
c:,,s , az Tor moving a dumping cart, ,ha,
a Gu possibly be secured has been en-
sxou s,N oS the company and sent to the
mo. ana the company is in need o,
-, he company advertise for ex
ehoed r's white laborers. The ,restl,
disnam ~ being pushed with all possible
'pascn.-PorildHd Standard.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

For waches. klox, silver plated wear
and 80 forth, 60 to II. G. Mclaughlin.
("Little Mack, the jewell ~ The best
and only stock of fine goods in the city.
Also. some that amt so tine.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

Tx: celebrated Crown Cyiincer, .;uur
ma, and other lubrinatipa oils Al valid
Na,G oielrs.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

SHILOH'S CURE WILL immediate
ly relieve croup, whooping cough and
bronchitis. A. Is. Stewart.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

IL smith. room ;. Post building will At-
tend To ny business. GEO. II. CHICK.
Seattle. Seb. =. 1894. fe6
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

"HACkMErACk," a lasting and fra
grant perfume. Price % and 20 cents
A. B. Stewart
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

Call early and get the newest and
latest styies ont Of Clayton Broth-rs'
new stock of millinery goods, furnish
ing goods, etc. Well sell at reduced
prices for the next thirty days. Clay
ton Brothers. sl4 Trout street. apS
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

TWoFURNISHED ROOMS AND TWO
i Office rooms. on Front street Apply
at this ollice. ap5
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16
FOR SALE.
NOTICE.

STERN WHEEL STEAMER JAMES
~ McNaught. Inquire ON board. at Yes
ler's wharf. ap5 I'm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

FOR DYSPEPSIA and liver com
piaint, yoa have printed guarantee on
every bsttls of ShiiOh's Vitalizer. 1t
never fails to cure. A. B. Stewart, drug
DIST.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

DgUGs.-Aware of the fact that goods
are necessary III order to do business, A.
Is. Stewart selscted large stock while
In San Francisco. These added to
direct importasioIs place him III posi-
ton to furnish everything in his line at
lowest possible uices. l2tf
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

NASAL INJECTOR free with each
bottle of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy
Price, 50 cents. A. Is. Stewrrt, druggist.
II you want Ia buy saloon. lod gine
house, cigar and variety store, in fact
buy or sell anything, call ou Pickerine
/ 4 Co, ll2 Washington ST. Ape-lw.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

Dg. HENLEY's DASDELIoN ioSIC is an
appetizer and cure for Indigestion. q
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16
the REAL GRIEVANCE.

80 far as Washington Territory is
concerned, the laws there give no secu-
r''y to foreign creditors. hence arises a
Necessity for very prompt action on the
part OF San francisco creditors when
ever failure is to be apprehended."
lhe President of the Board of trade,
jacob II. laber. confirmed all the state
men's OF the Secretary. and added that
ne considered the encouragement of one
man power Iii the Board ~ hardly call-
ing Tor notice. While il WAS his duty
70 IN every respect further those inter.
Ss~ ior the protection of which the
BOARD Is organized. 1t Ia no wise con.
serhed him what steps individual mem
uers may take to secure themselvs 4
RON loss by impending failure. IL
Wy ou' against the Board Of Trade be
.aase % seme merchant. n member Of Il
@kes legal steps against n debtor, Is
uuaer any circumstances. \ strang,
Eou'se Tor anyone TO pursue" he SAFE
10 conclusion.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

IotAis. ....... Ti-f -J' Nu,,OlO
Some additions may be made 10 tue
nbov. when all of the details are in,
but they are nearly accatatr.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

For Sale.

lCDkIN'S FLOATING PHOT
J graphic gallery will exchangs for city
properly. Inquire at Bangs Hotel, North
Seattle mrls
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16
w.sulxCvON TExxlroRH TRADE
why san Francisco Merchants nre 80
Cautious With Il.

One of the local papers. n little while
400, INDUCED in some loud sounding.
foolish talk about San Francisco mer
chants and the Board of Trade. of
which the following is a sample:
"What We want to say to that oo'n-
mercal BODY, represented by Messrs.
Iaber and smith. il that we have no
commercial thieves in this city. Our
business men want to do right, and de
mand n fair hearing. They want a
show for their lives and chance to
save their original capital which was
put into business III this oity on the al
vice OF San Francisco men. This jamp-
ing q Seattle merchant because he u
not able to control ready cash. when
money is scarce. must be stopped IT San
Francisco wants their trade. II not
they will buy in Chicago, where they
will receive decent treatinent.
This stuff WAs seen III the Examiner
Office the manager of which detailed u
man to investigate II. The reporter
first SAW Henry l.. Smith, Secretary of
the Board of Trade, who said that this
publication evidently euanates from
some unfortunate debtor, who finds it
against the gr in 10 settle even With "A
San Francisco creditor
THE BOARD Sor Responsible.
Z" Ii IL too we'll known almost ~ re
quiie comment" nc added, THAT our
Board OF Trade. while erganized for the
mutual protection Of its memb rs, seeks
= 20 less the advancement of the coai-
mercial and industrial interests of tie
whole Pacific slope. That they have
been greatly fostored and developed 10y
the large, open handed, liberal policy
pursued requires no comment. vast
amount of lnformatinn reaches our of
nee through thousand different chan
ntls, which is always Al the disposition
OF the members. Creditors Frequently
. meet IN our committee room. and, II II
Is De nscessary to lnstitste n suit at once,
thev can. n they So wish. call upon tn.
legal ADVISER of the Board. j. II. Shank
Ian. But the Board nf Trade as such
Knows nothing of the steps taken hy in
di'idusl members to protect their busi
hess interests
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

eEAl E>TATg VRANSGEW.

Following are the transfers Of real es.
tate, As flied for record at the Auditor s
office. April l4th and 18th:
d. T. Denny to Daniel BasIey. lot in
block ~ IN ID. 4. Denny's third addi-
tion. :725.
IL Hay and j. NJ. 4. Atkinson 10
Henry Landers, lots and II ia block 59
In A. A Denny's addition. Si5O.
George Do-ffell TO LgdxIg Grans.rom.
lot IN block Is n H. l.. Yes.er's first
ADDITION, 500.
J. W. Spray 10 J. K Spray. 4 acre,
500.
Sarah Is Yesler - Mr-. Anne Woods.
lots } and 8 III block s IL S,rau b. Yes
ler's first addition, S365.
WIND. Mcdonald To Fanny K f sery,
lot | in block Il Of Maynard's La Q
Washington addition, so.
Henry Sraith to Henry Mnrg, n. frac-
tional block - of Blpelows addition,
-.
j. II. Carr u Samuel Il. Carr, lots l.
and ; III block } of Cars addition,
So,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-16

NJ. II. De Young. editor of the San
Francisco chronicle, and his wife sail
with Patti from New York. April 10Th,
and will spend the summer with her at
her castle in Wales.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

tion. Get out of here or m sweep the oob-webs from the walls with you. Move on. Citw
 The captain ~as astonished into wild eyedness. He retired with dispatch, fl not neatness. He would have ordered his paper discontinued had he not been . dead head" Meeting friend shortly after taking the suggestion, he said:
 don't want you 10 say anything abou, it, but tell ycu what's fact. The Daily .Swoet is owned by a ring. They wanted me to do editorial work for 'em, but happening to make the discovery you know have always been kind oi pet in the office that the paper was operated by tricksters, declined. Con- found 'em they got mad, and [, triie hot-headed myself, swore that I'd never enter the office again."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
LITTLE ROCK ARK U. S. A. SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER so 1888

.Giad sss hsah yer talk da, way, boss, an l bslebes yerll make ., mighty 6ns rspressnser. Say, Tee gwine ter hab . fsw O d nigger leaders at my house far dinner ter nor. Lemme take CT couple ~ dsse chickens long wid mey'
 "Heip yoarself"
 Thankee. sah."
 The old fellow took down three large chickens He hade the captain . coafte- oas good night, and mussesed to himself as he gained the street Nov, doan ger see how much better n am ter Aah chickens gin ter yer den is is ter steal 'sm 2 Efyer wants er man ter be honss' why jes' gin him CT chance. Huh, when es white man want. office, he's dun los all his sense."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
GOING TO WHIP HIM

A teacher of German, having heard old Nicholas Berry, the politician, make a speech, approached him and said
 Mine gullered frient, " you nod Ger man leseons takef Den, ven d bolitigal speeches you makes, de Germans vat in de audience vas. unerssood you ven in der landwig you talks vonce."
 "Dat's CT fack, boss. Say, ken yer larn me ter talk ter desc heah furreners ,''
 "Yah, init ease"
 Wall, ef it doan cos too much, belebe l will monkey CT little wid da, sorser talk, fur belebes dem furreners hah cussed me many CT time when didn' know whut da wuz CT sayin'."
 Satisfactory arrangements were made Old Nicholas studied devotedly, and after while learned to ask a few ques. hona He was very proud of the accom- plishment, and longed for an opportuni,, of making a display in the presence O, his friends. The other day, while the black linguist and several of his friends were standing on the street, an Italian came along.
 Now," said Nicholas, "ITl show ye, whut ken do." Turning to the Italian he said something in paraly:ic German The Italian paid 10 attention to him Nicholas spoke again.
 "Dam fools," replied the Italian. a no un'erstanza siches foolishino.n
 Whuts de matter wid yer7 Kain' yer un'erstan' de furren language
 The old mans friends laughed.
 '1lt's CT putty fx vhut dat teachers % me 'in," said Nichoias. "Teached me c, whole lot q words, and said dat de fur. reness eoup un'erstan' 'em. i'se CT gwins ter whup dat man de fsst time sees him Dat man is CT iar O de wust stripe. Foo roun' wid his furren stuf an arter al haster talk Arkansaw. Cwine ter whuy das man, l tells ye. When CT mas poses on me he'd better look out. I's> CT gwine ter whup dat pusson."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
UNREASONABLE GRIEF.

My gracious, Lucille, what's the mat ter :! asked an Arkansaw father, as his daughter, with streaming hair, dashed into the library.
 "Oh, that heaven will bestow its con- fort '" supplicased the girl, sinking to the fieor.
 " For the Lords sake tel me what s the matter, gisl.' lfing his daughter.
 "Ceorse, my besrothed, is dead.7
 Why, don't take on so," said the o.d gentleman, ailowing her to s.nk .o the 6oor again. Don't give w43 to yous fseaings in this unreasonable way. You take ii as dough tEe prohibiticniss had carried every ~-rd in the city,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
SHOULD LIVE.

Two men mel ea the rivss bask. "l hass es0s hess tc commit suicids," ssid
 So Asvs l." sspiisd sAs eshss. sj borrowed . Ios q messy ssd eassse peg | back so l have dscided to esd ny ha'
 "l dscisss this is sensga ! hass ds' eiAsd ae kin myss6 because ] fsiled ts beBov asssy. I've set sDesgh fss the dzinkA SscA ceascisssisss naa sheaId Evo. Ceme O."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
GLAD.

B. love" said the literary editor Of . daily pzpey, turning in his chair and ad- dsezsiag q companion. !" "Don't you know thst t's always hsscer for me 10 vri,e the fsa page than last? an always glad when e: over the Ssss page"
 -Nss.7 replied ths on pAnis, " .si ths sssdsss ss@ aivsys gind shes thsy Eea ovw the lsss oue."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
A POPULAR BRAND.

Man with business air drives up to the gate and calls the farmer.
 Hoy are you, sir1 want to buy . large quantity of 6rss-saae fodder"
 I've got plenty of t."
 Brgkt asd veil cured r
 "Yes. sif."
 Never been ssissd oo, oh '"
 "reves has been damaged"
 "weii. m take all yos've got. m send after t tomorrow"
 !" He must own big lisssy stable ln town" says the farmer when the maa drives away.
 "oh, no." replies byssandes. He is the manufacturer of a popalss brand of smoking tobacco"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
WHY THx CHILD CRIED.

The other day. on an Askanaw rail- road train, two handsomely dressed gen. tismen were much annoyed by littls girl that kept crying for water. The siEl and Der mother occupied . seat juis be. hind the gentlemen.
 "l don't see why in thunder she don't give the child water" sad one oI the men.
 "Too lasy. doubtless," the other one re- piled. Here, porter, ,ake that child { cap of water"
 The porter brought the water. and th< man turned around and glared ss the wo' man. When the train stopped .. ,hs next station, . man catered and taking the woman ia hts arms carried her out The poor creature vas pssaiyssd.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

3Why,' asked the cAsism ss of the stzte central prohibition coumitfee, d dressing an aspuznt, should ve soEi- ssae ycs tor cace!' Became 1 am . drunkasd and beisy nominated oa your nckef vould give me an excnse so re- ksm"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

Is is said dat Fssd CsAAsss is goisg = ths seses. Rsss, lssg-ss1ssisg pss. lie, 1t is . pisy shss yes vin se C sse hia-ba yss vill, e, - VI vi1d, fss losg-ssGerisg pabiic. Ms. CsbAat ' - biggss fpoi thss yeu sse.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
ONE AS APT AS THE OTHER

@whsi are ysu whipping that Do, for 5' asked a passes-by of an Irishman "Becase his brother hit me vid | sshone. sos."
 Well, but this boy is moi so blame Yss, bat yea sec, sos, the swo ohsps are twins."
 "Thse makss 70 dinerapce.S
 "Yes t does, sos, fss bsia' Q msek aioik, t would bs ths oee ~ thiu e spt to his ms ss tAs oehes.~
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

Be.va Lockwood to dress-maker-"Oh, gracious, l don't want such long train to my dress. 1 am running for president, you know, and it will be in the way"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

It is said that nearly all truly great actors become insane. Look out, Fred Warde, look out.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.

PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY.
 Er thief Is de man whut acks dc lie an CT liar de man whut thinks d. thett.
 Human naiur' is frolicksome. Some times de man whus h quickes' ter do yer injury woal' be de quickes' ter do yer a fabes.
 Yer bery often heAas de 'spsess,on " Won'es how dai man wAlkin' long wander makes CT libin'r nebef sees him doin' nufiin'." De po' wilc O dat man eoul' como mighty nigh answerin' de question.
 When q pusson fails ter know suthin' O vaiue one yeah dat he didn' know dc ysah belo', he may know dA. his fuiur' life aint swinsses be O much use ter dc riain' generation. Eben dc ole man mus kssp iarnin' suthin' new. De leaves whus dc ole tree puts out h Jss' ss frssA as dem whut grows On dc saplin'.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

Two young men walking down the street. Bob. here. comes Spillers." ]" That's all right, let him come" Why, the other day you dodged into a store when you saw him coming" "Yes. but you see have managed to pay him since then.s
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-20

Marriage" said an eminent writer, "does not make a writer's productions more brilliant but it makes them more respectable" This speaks well for Ella Wheeler, for less of "yum yum and more respectable expressions would im- rrove her uoetry.