Daily Republican., 1884-12-02
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Sun rises 700. sun sets l.33.
A9enss l0r DunAap's Aata.
kumfOrd Broth eva. HaeteFo.
A Chinese waui-celest al music.
Brasilian Tonic Bitters only 90 cents.
Common ,leas-pleas, shut the door.
Dress parade-a fashionable wedding.
A stable companion q staunch friend.
How to signal bark-pull a dogs tail.
Birds and cages st Psrker's, East End It.
Chr,s,m1s goods coming at the ooc store
Miliard r. IAvis. jewelers. y. md street.
Mty Laundry. Sixth and Ship1sy stfssss.
For fresh roasted coffee 20 to 4Os King st.
wringers sold and repaired, at s1S Shipley
vine ls z. Rings. 1t HapG 10 y. Fovrth 1t
brazilian Balm. coughs and soIds. 10 Of
Taty at Ferguson's, II East Second street
"A poor relatioD-telling an anecdote badly.
The travellers leading motive-the locomo-
tive.
The best lsc.coaee In the city is at 400 King
street.
There a'e nine roller-skating Kinks in Min.
neapolis.
A Buffalo baker be. the appropriate nsme
OF Ovens.
The ysarly tax in Boston averages sz7. 30 to
each person.
Western clergymen are allowed to swear
at bo0k.agents.
A Newark girls poodle hiss been taught to
drink appleiack.
One Of the ne. engagement rings has a
garnet heart in 10.
The value of landed estates In England Ia
rapidly depreciating.
House furnishing goods at the lowest prices
at Tsylor's. zoo West 7th street.
Mr. and Mrs. John Parker. cupping and
le ching, lO3 East Second street.
This is not the time to get married. The
gentle spring tie'em 10 the best.
House and sign painting. Buckmaster and
WoOdmansey. o2lW. Front street.
When couple are making love by moon.
light their feeling is one Of Infinite bliss.
New stock ot white wood +" carpenters
pencils at Mullins, 626 West Front street.
For good butter and cheese, 20 10 II. H
Moore, stalls ~ and u SECOND street marke
house.
Tske your babies 70 Hoiianc's. 8o7 Msrke
street, and have their pictures taxen nv the
instantaneous procesa
The difference between flute player and a
bar tender lie that one blows the notes and the
other knows the bloats.
Fine salt oysters rs, 30 and 40 cents per
quart at Peuneil'R stall. 100 King street. and
also homemade mince meat.
ELEGANT plush nnd morocco albums -
Prices 50 and "a each, in small weekly pay.
ments. Leave orders at REPuBLIoAE Office
OF ra'l on John o.. Bryant. Pennsylvanis
House, King and Front streets.
:" roti'e" said the regular customer to
the baker. " that your bread is very light"
All. thank YOU. / appreciate the COM
pliment fr IN one so we'll qualified to
Judge"
II should say am qualified to Judge I've
got a set Of scales at home. and know your
bread doesn't we'gh more than nine ounces
to the pound loaf"
"Ofiicer what is the charge against this
woman :" asked the police justice.
man DIRE ssed In woman's clothes"
How do you know? ?"
Why watched him on the street nd he
passed four women with new winter clos k 3
on and y ever once turned around to lcok at
them
"Seventy-nve and costs
"No; z'r. ! gannod drust you for dot
"why not, Mr. Grindstein ~
Pecause YOU never will bay me"
KNOW hut I've got a s,heme by which
you c IN make some money"
Vat ish dot -
You know Ioldspeckel, your rival across
the street"
Well, III tell him you trusted mo for a
pair Of pants he trust me for coat and vest.
Don'ty u see? coat and vest ara wor tn
nve tine, as much as pair Of pants. You'n
lose only "a, while he is losing $50"
Vell on dose conditions you gan have
der bants."
Turn gently while the day fs young,
Before the glarinR moon
Nor he'd the friend who calls aloud
% Too soon to turn, too soon.''
Now gently turn your coat, nv son.
And smile e" a villain still"l
Trim well your sails to suit the breeze,
And gain the peoples will.
Which way the tide moves, move along
Care not for man or vote;
But us you move. with ready grace,
Turn, gently turn your CO /