Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-03-28
LOCAL JOTTINGS.
Smoke Grandma, at Merchants.

ne Uranadlua-the hneSt cigar on
the riyer-at the Merchants.
Go to J. c. Fox's for ladies' and
misses shoes.
The cheapest place to buy grain of
all kinds is at I. Morris 4 Co. DIS
Go to the Merchants Hotel for some
Of that 1875 old Hermitage whisksy
An immense invoice of fresh can
dies just received at Burkhart l.
Co.'S. NIL
V. Chl, the old shoemaker shot last
fall, is again working at his trade, in
ketchum.
Good lodgings and neat roc MS, at
Mrs. LeGrantle' next door to Hal
ley Theater.
Colonel Singleton, formerly of Hal
ley, is at Eagle City, in the C@ur
d Alene country.
There will be Tom-fool party in
Bellevue, the evening of the first of
April.
owe Hendrick, | do. And I'll
go and settle with him.-By JOVE!
| will.
"Why was Noah the broker of an
cient times:" ''He could float more
stock than any other man."
1t is probable that beef tea was in
vented about the time Henry. VIII.
dissolved the Papal bull.
If you want to make good mince
pie, buy your raisins, currants, citron,
apples, spices, brandy and cider of l.
Morris & Co. a Dc
Good rustic, tongued and grooveo
flooring, and all kinds of finishing
lumber, for sale by A. Adams
ketchum. Oh
"Chair- boarders" is the name now
applied to those gentlemen of leisure
who infest saloons. They used to be
called "stove- herders."
Mr.. Pratt, the mining expert whose
leg was amputated, at the Miners
Hospital, couple of weeks ago, is
getting along nicely.
Remember Colonel Brearley's lee
ture, this evening, on "Miners; their
Life and characteristics" in Chase's
hall, at half-past Z o'clock, prompt.
Why were the brokers in the panic
of 1873 like Pharaoh's daughter: Be
cause they saved little prophet from
the rushes on the banks. Let's laugh.
The weigh of the transgressori is hard
on the buyer, who gets only II ounces
to the pound in. what should be avoir.
dupois transactions.
J. A. Rupert complains that every
case of coal oil, turpentine or alcohol
which he receives from the East is
damaged--the loss amounting to as
much as ~ per cent.
The Mamma of the Period.-"Yes,
my daughter, Mr.. - is very ell
igible party, and if you don't give
yourself away to him, you may catch
him."
A woman doesn't consistently use
profane language, but the way she
says "Gracious!" when she slips down,
is full of subtle meaning and inherent
force.
One young man said to another:
otis long way from this world to
the next" 'Oh, never mind, my dear
fellow" said the other, you'll have it
all down HILL"
The Delius orchestra hop, in French
& Stinson's hall, last evening, was not
very well attended, and it is doubtful
if the organization will give any more
dances just now. At any rate there
will be none next Thursday.
Sheriff Furey and Constable Oliver
found pair of new boots and pack
age of new clothes, on Main street,
last Wednesday night. The owner
can recover by calling at the Sheritf's
office, proving property, and paying
for this advertisement.
Prof. Gilbert Butler has leased the
corner Of Bullion street and First ave-
nue. for his photograph gallery, aud
will set men to work at once clearing
the snow, so that the gallery can be
built at an early day. Full adver-
tisements will appear shortly.
Governor Bum 1t is stated, is inter
ested in the Philadelphia Mining and
Smelling Company; but he also owns
IN two claims situated on Lookout
Mountain, near Bellevue, which he
proposes to work theoretically this
summer.
"Professor" Rrenton, VINO taught
school and was short-stop Of the
Bellevue base ball club, last summer,
but left with the circus in the fall, is
in Sprague, Washington Territory,
where he has turned out as Method
list preacher and exhorter. He's a
duck.
The Union Pacific Company's pay
car has just made its month ly visit to
HALEY. 1t arrived here about 9 o'clock
last Wednesday night, and was beard
ed by Sheriff Furey and Constable o.
liver, who served attachments aggrega-
ting nearly $500 on the Paymaster,
who promptly satisfied sthe attach
ments. The car was then permitted