Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-12-27

\ GOOD THING in PAiIadel
phiG Press. \ good thing in Jokes-iresh-
ncss.-BOStOR Post
4 WASHINGTON dispatch states that thieves
bros into Mr.. SecOr RObesOn's dwelling and
.tole $500 worth of jewelry. Is it possible
there is no honor among them after all?
WEHAvE received circular from the Fono-
scribing or Brief Spelling Publishing Com
pany in Philadelphia. 1t states that 9TH
cmn splng Is the silyst thing in histry.' 1rte,
yrite! BIT wOtcher gon tdo bout IT.
LOST, strayed or stolen, somewhere between
France and China, a small red war. OF 10
value to any one but owners. The finder VIII
be literally rewarded by leaving same where
he found il. NJ. Jules Ferry, j. Hong kong
Tseng, owners.
ELLA. my child" said prudish old maid
to a pretty niece. ''lf the Lord had intended
your hair to be curled. He would have done
il himself" $50 he did, auntie, when L was
a baby, bu. He thinks am big enough now
to do it myself"
SAY. MIsSUs. dye want yer sidewalk
cjeanedl" mo, hubby. guess not" 'Wa'al,
gCess yer better" S'Why?' ''Cause if yer
dont't IN sip down on it an break my leg,
an sue yer husband for $4,000. l guess you
better have it aned."-Chicdgo Ne1cs.
SHE was young and sweet and poetic, and
he Young and mischieVOus. They were sit
ting out in the moonlight, and she grew ethe-
real. 20, how love to sit out here IN the
moonlight" she cOOed, ito be famed by the
kissed by the soft airs from the south" Then
he kissed her, and she grew indignant. ''HOw
dare yOuf" she almost sobbed. "Why, I'm
soft heir from the SOUTH" he replied con-
tTitely,
DO YOU think his disease incurable, doctOr2"
ale is a poor man, isn't he?" "Hasnt got
dollar" .'Yes: medicine won't do him any
good now" SHE has rich uncle who has
agreed to pay all eXpen- EXCUSE me, II
Won please" interrupted the physician,
waving his hand. 'Never mind about the
rich uncle. AS l was saying when you inter-
ruptad me. l don't think medicine will do
him any good, but / never give up patient
until he Is dead"
LOOK here" called a man, pressing his
face against the CRATES of the city prison and
addressing a policeman who stood outside.
"WeH?" 'sWhat was put in here for, any
Wayf" you'll find out when the Police Court
meets" ''Podner, am very sensitive man,
and the thought that / have committed a
crime haunts me. / just tell you what's
fact; L can't stand 1t. What did dog - w ell,
if YOU must know, YOU got drunk and shot
man" "Oh. is that all? / was afraid that l
had insulted some one. Much obliged y
4 rkdRsdlo Trd0eler.
a BEAR once fell in love with Setting
Hen. and told her one day that she might go
to a picnic and he would hatch out her eggs
for her. She consented and the gallant Bear
took his position on the nest IN the regulation
manner. but soon got up looking as II he had
been reclining in a bowl Of egg-nog as sub
stit1te for an arm chair. ssThe next Hen |
fan in love with must do her Own Matching"
he remarked to himself in great disgust as he
took his melancholy departure. II Matched
ut the eggs at the very first clatter, but there
are no chickens in them" M0ral-Ihls fable
teaches that some duties pertaining to the
domestic economy are too subtle and mystic
rious to be brilliantly discharged by the Lords
Of Creation"