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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09
3S.IUEES.

GTEAMEk ARROWSMlTH FOR r,
y Potomac RIVER LANDINGS .ss1 1ssE. Is
Leaves Washington. from eth st. wharf al .lnI..
and Alexandria, from foot Of King street, Al y
q. H.. MONDAYS. THURSDAYS and SATUE-
DAYS. Returning on Tuesdays Fridays and
Sundays for all River Landing, is far - Eom.ai
Creek. Currioman aid - Clements Bay
FERRY SCHEDULE.
ieare AicrGnirid: 1:3O. $50, $50. 1870 and
100 4. NJ, 1890 1870. 2:3O. $50 +:;SO. $50
aud G:3G p. 81.
Lcare Washington: 1870, $50, $50. 1880 and
1870. Il. ". 1870 l:3O $50 800. 4:30, $50
and G5G P. u.
same schedule on Sundays commencing 1t $50
4.
For information apply AZ Office 7th st. whar:,
Washington. u. g.. and ii office foot OF King ST..
Alexandria, Va. c. ". RIDLEY, Manager.
J. p. PADGErr h.,cut. je30
''''~ . P An D''' ' -
The ever popular palace stcainc: GEORGE
LEARY will leave Prince street wharf EVERY
MONDAY, WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY, ut
$50 p. III.
Fare one way. 81. Round trip $500.
This is the only line that connects in Norfolk
with the Boston and Providence steamers.
For further particulars apply at companys
office, 9TH ST. wharf Washington.
OK to PHILIP B. Il ZOE
:p23 Ast Prime st. wharf.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

WONDERFUL DISCOVERY FOR THE
II CURE OF CHICKEN CHOLERA-An IN
dispensabIe article to every person handing
chickens. Put up in nice little box and sent to
any address on receipt of 25c in cash. or postage
stamps. Prepared and for sale by
sen23 JOHN D. 81. LUNT.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09
FOR THELOWER POTOMAC

The steamer JOHN ". THOMPSON will leave
her wharf EVERY MONDAY and EVERY WE'D
NESDAN, a: 1:;iO &. M, for LconArdt"wn and
EVERY FRIDAY, 4! I:3O n m. fer River Land
ings as far down rs So:mjni, returning on alter
nate days Fare ," "cat$ for any landing.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

WINDOW GLASS, READY MIXED PAINTS
w in lib, BIB. and Gallon Cans Of all col
ors. Putty, Linseed, Boiled and primo Paint Oil
at low price, for sale by
oct3O E.S. LEADBEATER g. BRO
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

WASHING BLUE! WASHING BLUE! We
w are selling ) full sized boxes Of BLUE for D
cents. This is . frst-clsSs article and usually
sells for cents box Call before it is all sold.
oct1S MCLEAN & UHLER.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

VOU WILL FIND THE BEST ASSORTMENT
Il OF SPECTACLES and EYE GLASSES at
HENRY W1LDTS,
nov2O 10 n. Royal st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

The Steamer LADY OF THE LAKE leaves tier
| wharf EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY and
| FRIDAY at six o'clock p. III. Returns on alter.
nate days.
Single fare 81 %; round trip, 81 &C. Meals, 81.
Boston freight taken usual.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09
Now Opening At

TINE WONDERFUL CHURN!-We have the
1 agency for this Churn which is undoubtedly
the best in tho market. In it butter can be made
in three 80 minutes, and can be washed, sailed
and worked in the Churn, without injuring the
grain, and is easier to clean than any other in tho
market. Call and examine.
ap1O MCLEAN 1: UHLER 80 King st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09
notice.
feb2S

MINERAL WATERS.-A fresh supply of HUI
ltl nyad, Buffalo, Lthia, Alleg hany, Friedrchs-
hall, Hathorn, Congress, Geyser, Farmvile Lithia,
and Pennsylvania Bedford received and for sale
by SUMMERS & ALLEN,
jy11 II. ". cor King and Royal streets.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

M ENTHCLINE The Japanese Headache Cure
NI A Pocket Physician! A Great Novelty!
Mentholine gives immediate relief in all Nervous
Affections, such as Nervous Headache, Neuralgia,
Tcothache Earache, Rheumatism, Sciatica, etc
Price 25c. For sale by
sn26 E. s. LEADBEATER & BRO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

IIOR CREWELS, EMBROIDERY SILK. FILL
L ing Silk, Arrasene, Canvas and Butchers
Liner 20 to BROWN s. CHAPMAN'S
oct1S 102 King street
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

WAGON HUBS, RIMS and SPOKES, of the
w best oal: timber; also Hickory Rims Spokcs,
Flushed Shafts and Poles. for sale by
JAS. +. CARLIN & SONS.
sep2T Alexandria Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

T AIDES MERINO VESTS Sizes from &c to
IL 40 Selling at Al cents, worth SOC, Mt
BROWN & CHAPMANS,
oct1S 1O2 King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

r UNITS POWDERS FOR CHICKEN CHOLERA
IL for sale by E. S. Leadbeater x Bro. If your
Chickens are sick, give them a trial. Price %
cents. oct2o
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

RAILROADS.
1904 GREAT 1904
iOCf pEENSYJ.YtTIA ROlfTE lOCf

TO THE NORTH. WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
DOUBLE TRACK, STEEL RAILS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

VTOGELER'S EMULSION OF COD LIVER OIL
Y AND LIME-A splendid remedy for con-
sumption in all its varied stages. For sale by
WAKEFIELD &; HALL,
ic11 Corner Prince and Fairfax sta.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

TANTON FLANNEL DRAWERS, selling al
~ %, 35, so and 60 cents
BROWN & CHAPMAN
oct1S iO2 King street.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

DRAFTS ASTRAL OIL, believed to be the best
i and safest burning oil now made, is for sale
BY the barrel or small quantity by
octa9 ES. LEADBEATER & BRO.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

IIaMMOCES! HAMMOCkS. HAaIMOCKS!-
Ii new supply just received, in cord, (col-
orcd) at So cts and 81 90, and tho best Mexican
Colorcd Grass at $500 each
iy23 MCLEAN Il UELEE, so King st.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-12-09

A FULL ASSORTMENT OF BOYS DRAWERS,
Il Chiidren's Pants and Shirts, at
noy1 AMOS B. SUMMARIZES
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
pru 9sODs.
IT IS NOT OUR FAULT


crowded
advertising
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

We p1hI.sa tais nlorripz III tlll tsXtN
-raa.-e- C.-fss-s-- speech ~ the Free
Trade C-I1b diner ir SeT YORK fo-. last
saturday ufgbt. TIE spescn is admirable
IL tone a1d satisfactory = the friends y
tarsT refo-n. NJ. Carlisle shows that
-.- c1rstlt1tIon contemplate . tariff Tor
revenue Only. and that tarid q that
kind is required y secure the greatest
pro-lerIry il this country. Mary n
or manufacturing industries have
-zac1s1 D5.It waers there can
5e u further developmsnt because
tae home MARKET can aosoro n greater
amo1at n their products, ard t--s are
cut u ~ The protective system NON
forelgn markets. I1@ protective r 7--ii-
therefore. retards the development u i1e
c11utr-. This point j. made FerT Gear
iD an able letter written few lag- go
b. I.epre-entat5Fe Hewitt, ~ New DfA-
u 4 Journal % the Northwest. No county
ln the world nas ~ many advantages
f9r manufacturing a. this, and -
rrrce yaufus f1r constructing labor
saving machinery, but notwithstanding
tae-e ADVANTAGES NC cannot compete with
F1gland. Take the protective shacklss
III our factories, however, and the pro
lact- " American industry viii be found
la 90 the markets n the world. There j.
10 disposition. 20 Mr.. Carlisle Slows, u
erect radical changes in the tariG imme-
diately The fact that the manufacturing
Industries arc adjusted - the present
duties is fully recognized. and
% Il admitted that revolution in
OUT tariff system would DO them great
damage. But. ~ Mr. Carlisle points out,
~ revolution j. lntended-only a Tef0rma-
ton il proposed. Inc present nigh tariff
vas reached By degrees. A reyenue basis
must b. reached in the same way, 50 that
industrial Interests VIII not suffer seri-
Gus disturbances. II may take years
~ reach that basis, but when It
f. reached American products will have
begun already u make their appearance
in the worlds markets. II j. believed
that Mr. Carlisie's speech viii have q
good fleet Il viii enlighten the public
mind az u tae real purpose 81 TIE reFe-
utIe refCrracre
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
Dangernus Evils.

During the last month tue newspapers
% Philadelphia contained accounts q o.
ganizati0ns among the school boys u that
City which showed a condition " affairs
that must be alarming u parents. The
members u these organizations were
from ~ - y years u age, and all 81 them
had weapons II oEe kind Or another.
The most n them owned cheap revolv-
err. They had place Of meet
ing, where, On holidays, they gathered
o practice with knives and pistols, and
~ DO various other things that they were
JED D. believe from the dime novels they
read that tic COWBOYS and Indians do.
Taese organizations were extremely de-
morai.zing. Tao boys became impu-
den, ard unr1ly. The teachers found
them difficult u manage, and were at a
loss ~ ~ tae cause until they discovered
the existence of the organizations. They
were horrlled when, in some Of the
schools, they found that almost every boy
was armed. In some instances the lead
er-Alp " the organizations tell into ex-
,rcmely bad hands and the boys were
taught u become thieves. A day Or two
ago a member II one II these organiza-
tiCDs was sent n the penitentiary for a
year f9r attempting n shoot a boy
VII, had incurred his displeasure.
Philadelphia If not the only city where
the boys show evidences u demOralized
morals. In almost every city in the
country the effects of bad literature
and dem0ralizlng exhibitions are APP
parent. ia this city couple
Of months ago, Immediately after Or.
Caryer's show left the city, instances 81
hayward and brutal conduct among the
small boys cropped out. The influence
Of exhibitions like those given by DR..
Carver arc extremely bad. The impress
sion they made in towns in this state will
not BE- worn away IN "a years time. Not
only arc the minds and moral
natures u the youth Of the
present day warped by dime novels
and demoraIizing exhibitions, but they
are Influenced Ia the wrong direction by
q great deal that appears in the daily
papers. There is no doubt that the prOmi-
hence that is now given To crimes and
criminal matters in all the great jour
mails IF the country helps to increase the
criminal classes. A sell known writer
in the last number Of the Manhattan
H0gQzae calls attention % the change
that has taken place in the treatment Of
criminal news by the leading news
papers. Not long ago such news was
hidden away in an obscure corner. Now
It is given al the prominence that posi-
ton aud display type can give it. The
popular taste demands that sort Of news
and the papers yield 70 the demand. It
is evident, however, that the demoralizing
effect Of immoral shows, dime novels and
criminal news is 80 great that something
must be done 10 check their influence.
They are evils which are extremely dan
.-Crouz
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
Personal.

EX-SENATOR TABOR, whose friends are IN
deayOrlng 70 make him Governor 81 Colorado.
has struck another rich vein in one Of his
mines.
II. OLIVIER PAIN and NJ R0chefort, Jr,
TWO French journalists. have left Paris TO fol-
low the operations Of the False Prophet in the
Soudan.
NELLIE FARGO, an inmate Of the Charlotte.
Vt, poor house. starved herself 70 death re-
Gently because blind man 70 whom she was
attached died.
= carr. JAMES Z. EADs has been invited to
examine the bar and channel Of the Mcrsey
with reference 70 improving, II possible, the
approach 70 Liverpool.
Ex-sEsAToR BLAISK told friend that he
did not care to be President, but that he would
like 70 be Secretary Of State again in order 10
carry out vigorous foreign policy.
FANNY DAyRNPoRT is said 70 preserve her
slcndcrneas by a light diet. She eats crack
or and drinks a small glass Of sour wine for
her dinner, and 80 late supper absOrbs two
ounces Of lean beef OF mutton and a spoonful
Of wine Jelly.
cor. ROBERT g. IsGERs0LL. who Is credited
with losing somewhat near sl00, 900 in New
Mexico mining, hopes to do better in cattle
investments. He says that ex-senator Dor
sey's ranch Is the finest he saw. The Colonel
owns an interest in il.
JACQUES DUPIS, the most famous model for
old men In Paris, has posed for artists for
more than half century, and beginning in
small b0yhood a. Cupid has grown gray in
service, and now stands FOR such old buffers
az Job and ST Anthony.
COSGREssMAE joins +. FALLRTT, Of Gin
cinnati, is fast filling the place which Thur
man once held among Ohio Democrats. He
occupies Jhurman's former residence at
Washington now. where his wife and her
lovely twin sisters, the Misses Dawson. en-
terrain charmingly.
MISS MARIA mason, Of Elkton, Md. has
broken Of her engagement with her betrothed
because tie latter wished TO postpone their
wedding until the bill reducing the price Of
marriage licenses should become law. The
present rate Is 81 30, and the proposed law re-
duces il to 90 cents. It has not yet passed the
IegIalatmre. hONeNer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
Poisonous OIcomargarine.

The senate Committee on Public Health
Of the New York Legislature has been in
ycstigating the question Of the alleged
poisonous qualities Of oleomargarine and
butterine. great deal Of evidence has
been taken by the committee, some Of
which seems to establish the fact that
much of the so-called artificial butter is
poisonous. One witness, who had been a
packer in an OleOmargarine factory, in
New York city, testified that his hands
were made sore by the grease, and that it
caused his fnger-nails to drop of, his feet
also got sore from the grease on the floor,
his hair came out, and that he also had
hemorrhage Of the lungs from working in
the factory. Another witness testified
that he had friend who worked in an
Oleomargarine factory who was poisoned
and soon afterwards died.
The testimony went to show that the
injurious effects Of artificial butter, under
whatever name it is sold, are caused by
nitric acid, which is used in its manufac-
ture. This acid is a deadly poison when
taken in sufficient quantities, but when
diluted as 1t is in olcOmargarine and but
terine, has an effect similar 10 mercury,
producing salvation, general weakening
Of the system, destroying the teeth, hair,
etc. Some Of the witnesses were Of the
opinion that lard from hogs that had died
from disease was used in the manufacture
Of the bogus butter, while one thought it
highly probable that the cOttOn-seed oil
used by some firms in producing oleo-
margarine is injurious, as the cotton root
has great influence on the human system.
He attributed the recent great increase
in the number Of still-births 10 the use Of
oleomargarine in which cotton-seed oil
was used.
Many Of the witnesses testified that
they had never known any injurious ef-
feet 10 ensue from the use Of oleomarga-
rine or butterine, but the tenor Of the in
ycstigation goes TO show that much Of
this product is poisonous, and n strong
effort will be made in New York to pro-
hibit its sale, except under its proper
name and after strict inspection.
While il is probable that only a small
percentage Of the artificial butter manu-
featured is really dangerous, its indis-
criminate use isuOt 10 be encouraged. 1t
is an unnatural kind OF product, and can
scarcely be expected 10 possess the diet
airy qualities or whOIesomeness Of pure
butfpr
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
Criminal FooIIshness.

There i a sort q fo0lishness that .
criminal. al 5se-Tes severe punish
msnt. : ssup.s e j. wss given il CUR
di-patcass yesterlay. 4 nan - years d
age. ia Bro9Elgu. pointed revolver - q
young girl. and. thinking the weapon was
UnIoaded. p1Iad the trigger 4 ollisl
craszel through the sirfs brain, El4ilhz
her i.staEtIv. Tie man has j=stlLEs and
meant u ~ 10 harm. An =ZaE1li-ali5n
II ~ wearo1 showed that al 80 c1am-
r.ers bsf ue=u ZnIoaded except tce Ole
nat contained tie fatal bullet I1e pub
listed facts ~ not show that there was
arv intention y commit q crime, but tie
earel-ssness vas - greaf a. q De crILll-
nal. Tie perpetrator u the deed ought u
b. punished 10 some way. He certainly
deserves very severe punishment. II
1e could " tied n whipping
po.t and whipped until there
was very little life LETT in him,
b. would have q little more sense. PER
h4ps. when be recovered. Cases Ike this
81 Br00kIyn are not uncommon. They
arc reported every once IN a while. Il
would be difficult, II not impossible. q
prevent such accidents altogether, but
the number " them could be decreased
very materially 81 law inAicting a So
yers penalty On any one pointing either z
loaded ~ an unl0adsd gun a. another d.
I jet. Il may De said that the rsulorse a per
s0H feels tor killing another in tas man
ner that the Brooklyn killing occurred i
( punishment enough. That j. hardly true.
. A man who doesn't know better than %
snap gun 0r pistol al another in sport
I isn't capable u feeling remOrse.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

FHITAKEs sTsEzr sAyAsSAH, eA.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

The frequent cases n poisoning from
the eating u canned vegetables are at
tracing considerable attention. a family
in Brooklyn was poisoned last week -
canned tomatoes, and the physician
thought that the symptoms were certainly
those u lead poisoning. TIE impression
is that when the cans are coated with
pure tin there IS no danger 70 the con-
sumers, but many packers, in order U
make large profits, use lead-c0ated cans
which are highly dangerous. Sometimes
secondhand cans are used, and these are
generally Tec0ated with lead before being
reGIed. All packers d canned goods
ought to BE- prohibited By law from using
lead-c0afed cans.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

IzvINg-s .Tl91 Jlds Eoo1--Esst0n Par. Here
Z would seem 20 " pointer for the Brooklyn
4 Bridge Cable Car Company - PhiIa1ss u 10
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

Prot. Frederick Gregory Forsyth, Of
Portland. Ne, Is disguised with repub-
licaH form NJ government, and is out in a
pamphlet advocating limited monarchy
in the United states, and he proposes a
lineal descendant Ct Lafayette for King.
Prof. Forsyth makes a somewhat startling
proposition, and bids fair 70 become a
rival To Sergeant Bates and Private Dali
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

z.-..r- While IL Wzsh.rr.o1 lie o.hsr day.
clezrs1 ID the uTzEery A. fo-lgFgs- 4 doE't
Fss1feFe that u has ever been 10 prllt before,
az. the raz8 reason Wnr thee features zre dis
-arre~f = rhzr shCrz time bezsre rs death
Wzshlr- roa rsa1 : double set - false teeth.
TErF VTere r1zfe ll Szr-s OF E0l1 plates 1Er
t1eF did Los q L4Tl- = 2 golsss lzuce- = ilEu
Ee s.le4 taeF rFcEe il lls IlCltl- and ~ SAID,
they 1IlEr1 tle Np- cat. Tie plaster c4sJ
faithfully. Heurosl lcefi t1-s distortion Il=
E1zL With Z ok Il $ zst-iu gtou's leEr-zl1
there are .ezlsls - ITEMS i1ces1 happy
Bat usI tlllk low IaEeE happier vii " tlo=e
= ~ 1r9Ll tS-1zF Will Ee5olce In t1e possession
- tae store teet1" II tne ~EzI1sr q TIE
~.-1r.rr-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

Florida vegetable are said 70 be get
ting plentiful in the New York market.
straw berries are sold at from . cents 70
81 quart; cucumJgTs. % cents each 4;
asparagus, 90 cents q bunch, and toma-
toes at only about > cents pint.
Peaches are seen occasionally in the
market, but bring something Ike half a
dollar each for specimens about the size
0f a walnut
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

TUESDAY. MARCH u. 1871.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
The Free Trade Club Dinner

The dinner Of the Free Trade Club last eve
nlng wac curious evidence to those who care
70 Observe It, how deep and permanent j. the
and how mpotent, as vet, it is % affect legis-
latiOn. The speeches were very earnest, and
some 81 them were extremely able; they
aroused the most earnest applause, and were
responded 10 most heartily when they were
the most direct and emphatic. And yet
though six members 81 Congress, including
the speaker and one senator, were present,
none Of them was able % promise more than
the most limited action by even the House Of
RepFegenlatiVcE.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18
Modifying Their views.

A1shztlte 4 1aertcan fDeDt.l.
Uncle Joe MediN, Of the Chicago TrsJus1
Deacon Richard smith, Of the Cincinnati Gd-
setfe, and Field Marshal Ilalstead, Of the Gin
cinnau C0mnerctdk, are now charged with the
defeat Of Blaine for the nomination at Gin
cinnau ia 1876. n il said they are under
pledge, ia case Blaine was again q candidate
they would show record Of his public life
that would destroy his Presidential prospects
10 j. now ntlmated that this journalistic tri-
umyirate has modified IL views a. to Blaine
who seems to come TO the front like a winner
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

The famous Indian chief, Sitting Bull,
has been visiting st. Paul, MINI. He is
said 10 have grown quite fat since he
came of the war-path, and he calls the
telegraph, printing press, etc, "eyil
spirits" His trip 70 st. Paul was doubt
less for the purpose Of laying in lot Of
s'evil spirits Of another kind.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-03-18

ELLA WHEELEz i zzid 10 inherit her sEburn
a@lr- Il j. r=1h=1ll4rT u her iAn-lT- a. i
were
Izvlsg-s 40 h,ld. good. -Ess.ou Pax. Here
would seem 70 Ds pointer for the Brooklyn
Bridge Cable Car Company PAiIa1ssD1
can.
Ter D.aaai,s EoHtEIg j. z 1z1z sr0us and
lHeell-4rF -alset- L advises rubbing tie
1e-t H-rl oll51= y restore thz lalr--5ss,1l
Jt15s-
PzCCToa s4ys int Jupiter j. in the state
t-z. chr earth ~ =. Z. 90 ears ago lpiter
E frr-Aer behind til times than Cincinnati
p-Fer.
WHEE 3 bachelor savs be Is single from
choice. . EnsEe- HIM mad 70 &sE him ~E1y tie
E-rl maze choice q some Ot1er fellow Iso1s
sJtings.
BEATErCE KING. q L. vear-oId girl. has just
Been sentenced - one months Imprisonment
u Lol1ol toE stealing pint q milk. Prom
-als it VIII 8e -een that rez. mix j. valuable
10 LONDON the same s. i j. here.
WHILE Northern cities are having sueh g
ll-4zTeeanlc experience wl-h their water.
At-4nt- -lts back and laughs u think that IL
= Tree fr0ll such tEiz.z. a. . never has any
occzs.0I - know how the water -astes.-Los-
,0a Pot.
WE Would SUGGEST 10 the Count ID Cesn0la
That instead % getting Luigi Blstol1. who eX-
ecuted the Gzrioaldl statue - Caprera- q
model his Dus-. be III git ''restOre' one q his
/ Cyprl0 81 statues - q mucn less expense.
-Ara1las before the = p0stle'f cOlld easily De
r-rsfOrned.-Grapbfe.
DOLLY SExT0S. the aged Quakcrezs. who
was started On the road % fame about two
months ago az the ripe old axe Of liz wears.
ms since then marTelgusly and miraculous
j. aged. she wac reported - IL IL years old
| l1e other day .n the Hartford P0st and l.
| SSH growing. II she keeps On Methuselah
viii have - iOOk ont FOR his laurels..
"a STUDENT wants % kn1y what are the
seven wonders q the world.7 Oh. there are
none. We belieFe the pyramids, the mausO-
leuu. statue 81 Jupiter, the Pharos d Alex
au1rIa and some other wax works were az
/ one time. but the Old World has got 20 used
- everything now that II doesn't wonder ~
anything. ETen the unazsumIng beneFOfence
u jay Could, the unpreteHtiOus and mo lest
] bearing = Vanderbilt. and the self-denyipg
Dlbic--plr.red unsellshness 81 the Western
Union have long ceased 10 excite any remark
-HGUksge.
LOED G0EPETH used u tell % a Scotch
| friend u lie who. 70 the remark that some
people could not feel 2 jest unless it was fred
a. them with cannon, repiie0. "Neel, but
hoo can &c fire jest out Of cannon. mOus'
4 lady once put couuudrum 10 her rhcu-
/ matte OLD nurse, asking her, "Nhy are you
1 Ike church window, sally" and gave the
answer, "Because you are fun u pains.
/ " hereupon the old woman pItyIngiy replied,
! .'Oh, dear -OmebOdy's been q fOOlin' II ye.
honey Them's anuder sort d pancs. They's
been foolin' Sc, child. "-Egery Other saturday.