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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
KEEPING ON NEXICn,s scnIIRGE.
WAR CLOUDS IN CHINA.
Hostile Preparations Making in Both
the Camps-A Panic at Foo Chow.

Hostile Preparations Making in Both
the Camps-A Panic at Foo Chow.
LONDON, Aug. 5.-The Standard says
this morning: "We are in a position to
state that negotiations between France
and China were definitely broken off Sun
day."
The Times publishes a dispatch from
FOO-ChOw which says FOO-ChOw is quiet.
China has offered to pay an indemnity of
100000 taels about $700,000), which NJ.
Patenotre, the French Minister, has re-
fused. Twelve Chinese gunboats have
been placed in position at Foo-Chow. Ad-
miral Courbet, the French Commander. is
in furious state Of mind, and has done
his utmost to provoke war.
Marquis Tseng had a conference with
Earl Granville to-day, and asked him to
join an European mediation in the
troubles between France and China, but
Earl Granville refused his request and
ordered that increased precautions be
taken to guard English residents in Can
ton, Foo Chow and Shanghai.
FRANCES LAST ULTIMATUM.
PARIS, Aug. 5.-It is reported that
Prime Minister Ferry has sent his final
ultlmatum to Pekin.
The AdDiSOr states that Admiral Cour-
bets squadron has taken possession of
the harDOr and mines at Kee Lung, a
town and treaty part of China, in For
mOsa.
TROOPS FOR TONQUIN.
BREsT, Aug. 5.-Three transports have
embarked troops and stores here for Tom
quin.
PANIC AT Foo CHOW.
Foo CHOW, Aug. 5.-Business here is
entirely suspended. The inhabitants are
flying to the interior. Foreigners are
alarmed, as the natives are becoming ag-
gressive. The American officials at this
port are assisting the British Admiral to
the utmost for the protection offoreigners.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
The Monetary Trnjon

PARIS, Aug. 5.-The Congress of the
Latin Monetary Union Will be held in
Paris Oct. q. Switzerland and Italy
demand modification of the terms of the
convention on a threat of their withdrawal
from its deliberations,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
A GORDON FOR CATTLE.
HARSH MEASURES TO BE TAKEN
AGAINST TEXAS FEVER.
Several Southern States Free From In
fection Recommended to be Put on the
Black List-The Disease Appears
Among the Cattle in Ellis County,
kansas-MOntana Quarantines.

several Southern States Free From In
fection Recommended to be Put on the
Black List-The Disease Appears
Among the Cattle in Ellis County,
kansas-Montana Quarantines.
CHICAGO, Aug. 5.-A Springfield
special says; ''Dr. Paren, State veterina-
rlan, has submitted to the Governor his re-
port in relation to the recent appearance
of Texas or splenetic fever at Chicago. A
post mortem examination was held upon
three of the diseased animals, which
showed traces of splenetic fever. DR..
Paren suggests that the infected States and
Territories, in Southwestern Virginia,
North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia.
Alabama, Florida, Mississippi, Louisiana.
tne greater part of Texas, Arkansas,
Kansas, Indian Territory and southern
Tennessee, including Kansas and Mis-
sourI, be subjected to schedule by procla-
nation from now until Sept. l. this year,
All railroad and transportation compa-
MES should be enjoined from bringing into
this State any cattle from the scheduled
districts unless the shipment is accompa-
MED by clean bill of health and the cat
tie have not come from the infected belts
OF country within sixty days prior to
shipment.
MORE FEVER IN KANSAS.
ST. LOUIS, Aug. 5.-Dispatches from
Topeka, Kan, say that Texas fever has
appeared among cattle in Ellis county,
and apprehension was felt that it would
spread unless vigorous measures were
Immediately taken to suppress it. Gov.
Click ordered the affected cattle to be
quarantIned at once, and directed the
State veterinary officer to so there imme-
diately and investigate the matter.
QUARANTINE IN MONTANA.
HELENA, MONT, Aug. 5.-Gov. Crosby
issued proclamation to-day establishing
quarantine against Texas cattle from
northern ranges coming into st. Louis by
rail.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06

DENVER, Aug. 5--It Is stated on good
authority that Frank E. Everett, the
Golden City banker who committed sui
eide about three weeks ago, was short in
his accounts with depositors to a large
amount, approXlmating 100000. Everett
carried $50. 900 life INSURANCE.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
Conservatives in Conference.

LONDON, July 5.-At a conference this
evening of the Conservative leaders it was
decided to not introduce any specific mo-
tion during the present session of Parlia-
ment in regard to Egypt, but to merely dis
cuss the whole subject. At "a second read
ing of the appropriation bill there will,
therefore, be only small muster of Con-
EprYatiYnS.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
The Indian TERRITORY Intruders

WASHINGTON, Aug. 5.-The Secretary OF
War has informed the Indian Bureau that
orders have been issued to the command
ing officer of the Division of the Missouri
to carry out the terms of the Presidents
proclamation and expel all intruders
from the Indian Territory.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
The Navy Department Frauds,

WASHINGTON, Aug. 5.-Dr. Van Ripen,
Assistant Chief of the Naval Bureau of
Medicine and Surgery, was to-day before
the court of inquiry investigating the
frauds in the Navy Department, and testi-
fed as to the fraudulency of the suspected
vouchers. Between 130 and 140 of these
vouchers have been discovered.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
The Arctic Fleet Sets sai1

PORTSMOUTH, N. H., Aug. 5.-The
Bear, Thetis, and Alert left for New York
at O'Clock this morning. The ships
were saluted by the men-of-war in the
harbor as they departed.
Lieut.. Greely's cottage on Seavy's
Island in the harbor, is being fitted up,
and will be ready for occupancy soon.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06

WASHINGTON, Aug. 5.-The Democrats
are claiming that if the Senate of the next
Congress is left by the fall elections so
divided that the Democrats lack one of a
majority Riddleherger will follow his own
instincts and vote with the Democrats.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
The Coming Consigtorv

ROME, Aug. "a consistory will be
held at the Vatican about the middle of
September. The Pope will deliver an
allocutIon and create several Cardinals.
The new Cardinals will all be Italians.
The Pope will also nominate several
RiGhonG
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06

ATLANTA, GA, Aug. 5.-John E. Bry-
ant hled his bond to-day, and took charge
of the United States MarshaPs office for
this District.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
23 Drowned in the Thames

LONDON, Aug. 5.-The total number of
persons drowned by the sinking of the
steamer Dione in the Thames Saturday
night was %.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
BUSINESS COMPLICATIONS.
The Assignments of the Day Numerous
and DiversIfied


NEW YORK, Aug. 5.-The suspension of
Clifford, Sherman & Innis, dealers in dye-
stufs, was announced this morning.
Their New York place of business is at
NO. l2O William street. They are rated
as having fair general credit, with a capi-
tai OF about $4,000, but they were down
last week in R. G. Dun & Co.'s circular
under the head of 'ESheriff in possession. y
The failure was not unexpected. The
concern did large business, but it had
been crowded for money for some time.
ana the strIngency in the money market
compelled it to close.
DRY GOODS DEALERS ASSIGN,
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 5.-S. Creswell &
Co., dry goods dealers, at No. 440 Market
street, suspended payments to-day. The
nrm states that its embarrassment is due
to the failure of country merchants to
whom it has sold goods to make prompt
payments. The liabilities are estimated
at SOC, 200.
Townsend, Wilson & Hubbard. manu-
tacturers of carriage bolts, at No. 23O1
Gherry street, are in financial difficulties.
Ihe hrm has suspended payments and
made proposition to its creditors to set
tie at 30 cents on the dollar. The firm has
mad good standing, and was considered
NOIlH 9OO,OUU.
THE sPRAGUE ESTATE.
PROVIDENCE. R. l., Aug. 5.-The credit
ors Of the A. d w. Sprague Co., represent
ing claim aggregating $4,000, ,000 have
formally demanded an accounting of F.
Chaflee, the trustee. He is also request
ed to sell as soon as possible all the re.
naming estate held by him as trustee and
assignee.
A WHISKY BROKER FAILS.
LOUISVILLE, Aug. 81. W. Lyons, a
whisky broker, made an assignment to-
day for the benefit of his creditors. The
liabilities are not known. but it is thought
that the assets, which amount to $50, 900,
will cover them.
RESUMPTION.
The firm of John Callaghan g. Co.,
wholesale whisky dealers, which assigned
IN June for 100000, resumed business to-
day after settling up in full
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
GEORGIA AND FLORIDA.
THE NEWS OF THE TWO STATES
TOLD IN PARAGRAPHS.

A Gentleman Of Quitman has DesPe-
rate Encounter with Two Vicious Dogs
One Child Kills Another Near g fines-
,ule-Augusta' Financial Condition
Laid Before the Council.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
Robinson and the Irish.

Boston, Aug. Gov. Robinson has
accepted an invitation to preside at a
great Irish demonstration which will
occur at the Institute Fair building on
the evening of Aug. IA.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
PANIC AT FOO CHOW,

BREsT, Aug. 5.-Three transports ha
embarked troops and stores here for TC
quin.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06

Cure that horrible cold with Benson's
Capcine Porous Plasters. They will help
| you at once. Don't wait. p cents.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
Diaz Not Sbot

CITY OF MEXICO, Aug. 5.-The report
telegraphed from Monterey that Gen.
DlaZ had been shot in an alteration with
Gen. Rocha is without foundation
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
The Australian Federation.

LONDON, Aug. 5.-Premier Gladstone
has been assured that there will be no
opposition in Parliament to the Austria.
liam federation.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
Keep the Liver active and eniov

heep the Liver active and enjoy good
health. This you can do by using Porta.
line, or Tabler's Vegetable Liver Regula.
tor, which never fails to cure Dyspepsia,
Sour Stomach, Biliousness, etc. For sale
by Osceola Butler.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
DIXIES IN THEIR GLORY.
ATLANTA SENT TO THE wATT,
TO THE TUNE OF & TO =

"Fttz" Wins the Victory With a Houa
Run-Westcott's Curves and NOrton,s
catching in an Uphill Fight Helm the
Nisitors-Every Man Right I'm tue
Mood for the Encounter.
ATLANTA, GA, Aug. 5.-About Ooo
people witnessed the game between the
Dixies and Atlantas this afternoon. AZ.
lanta was in the field. and by passed balls
on Hoggins, who was really too weak ia
play, they succeeded in the first innings
IN scoring runs and shut the Dixies
out. Again in the second innings they
scored 3 runs on passed balls and errors.
shutting out the Dixies. But on the third
inning the DiXies succeeded in making 3
runs and shut out their opponents. In
the fourth innings they repeated the
score, and again shut out the Atlantas,
In the fifth innings each scored
run, and on the sixth in
nings the Atlantas scored / RIM
shutting out the DiXies. The score was
now tied, and remained so until the ninth
inning, when Fitzgerald knocked fine
ball, which, going under the centre field
fence, enabled him to make q home run.
Whlch put the DiXies ahead. They shut
out the Atlantas by good PLAYING and won
the game. The Atlantas changed pitch
ers several times, three pitching. West
colt pitched good game and Norton
caught well, going behind the bat in the
fourth inning.
OTHER DIXIE DANDIEs.
Fitzgerald played splendid game and
has taken the town. Monahan PLAYED
second for all it was worth. In fact but
for the first three innings the game was
well played. The Out-field here is ter
rible, the tielders being almost out of
sight of the home base. Tomorrow the
Atlantas and Chattanooga Browns play
mere, SO the DiXies rest for the Browns of
Augusta. 1t is said that they have three
of the Brennan's men for the games here,
kilograms of congratulation are coming
in and the boys feel good. Atlanta is ali
their nine coN wish for.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06

NEWARK, N. j., Aug. 5.-AIbert Mum,
an old resident and for many years over
seer oil the poor, hung himself to-day.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
KeIrer to Turn Iobhvfst.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 5.-Keifer is to
add himself to the list of discharged Con
gressmen who are practicing law here by
lobbying before Congress.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
ERIN'S AGITATORS.
Daley Says that One of the COnspira-
tors Turned InfOrmer.


tors Turned InfOrmer.
LONDON, Aug. 5.-John Daley, the con-
yicted dynamIter, has been interviewed by
a representative of the press. He says
that he was one of four conspirators
whose movements were directed from
America. The bombs that were found in
his possession at the time of his arrest
were handed to him on the street in Liv-
erpool by fellow-cOnspiratOr, who
hastened away. The bombs were not
where Daley would have handed them to
another cOnspirator. Daley suspects
that one of the conspiratOrs turned
informer. The members of the society
who arrived from the United States have
their eyes on this man and will "see'
him.
The police have received information
that Catholic priest is coming to Eng
land from the United States in disguise
as an emissary of the Irish Vigilance
Committee. He is described as being 80
years of age, 5 feet inches tall and as
possessed of a clear, fresh complexion, a
description which will fit a great many of
the cloth.
In the House of Commons to-day
Leonard II. Courtney, Financial Secre-
tary to the Treasury, stated that Sir
George Trevelyn, Chief Secretary for Ire
land, would introduce next year bill re-
lating to education.
BOTTOMS VERDICT.
BELFAST, Aug. 5.-The trial of the ac-
tion for libel brought by Crown Solicitor
Bolton against Parnell and other pro-
prietors of the Dublin United Ireland
was concluded to-day. Instead of ESQ, 900
asked for by Bolton, the jury awarded
HIM f5C0 DAMAGES
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
To be Summoned to Rome.
The most delicate persons enioy taking

QUEBEC, Aug. 5.-It is rumored that
various Roman Catholic Bishops are
about to be summoned to Rome.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
AT MONMOUTH PARK

NEW YORK, Aug. 5.-At Monmouth
Park to-day there were heavy rain show
ers at intervals and the track was deep
with slush. The attendance was fair.
The races resulted as follows:
FIRST RACE-One mile, free handicap.
Priam won by 100 yards, with Greenland sec
ond. Time AS.
SECOND RACE-Camden stakes, three-quar-
ters of a mile. Grenadier led 10 the stretch,
where Pardee came up with a rush and near
ly succeeded in passing him. Grenadier won
by a nose, with Pardee second and East
Lynne third. Time 1:lSI4.
THIRD RACE-Passaic stakes; three-quar-
ters of a milo. Little MInch and Aaron La
pom almost tie. Aaron LapOn won,
with Little Minch second. Time l:l9.
FOURTH RACE-Free handicap; one mile
and three ee-siXteenths. Chickadee was never
headed ana won by four lengths, with Mar
maduke second and Kiimeny third. Time
2:12L.
FIFTH RACE-Selling allowances; five fur
longs. Glideaway got a four lengths start
and was never headed, winning by length,
with Swift second and Iota third. Time 1905.
SIXTH RACE-Steeple chase. Trombone
won, with Anrelian second. Time :30l%
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
ADemooratic A victory in New Hampshire

ton, which took place to-day, has as
sumed an unusual phase. Last Saturday
the Democrats nominated Judge Calvin
Page for Mayor. Mr.. Page has always
been a strong Democrat. Yesterday the
Republicans nominated w. Ii. Sise. Mr..
Sise appeared at all the polling places
this morning and announced that he
would not stand, and the Republicans at
once began distributing ballots with Page
at the head. The Democrats carry the
city on an Aldermanic ticket for the first
time in seven years.
Page was elected over Sise by vote of
1,003 to 434, the smallest Republican vote
ever cast in this city. The Democrats
secured 13 cut of the 10 Councilmen, and
out of the Aldermen.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06

EMoRY's LITTLE CATHARTIC PILLS. They
restore color, give a wholesome appetite.
put new life in a broken down body.
They are pleasant to take and their action
is very mild. Druggists sell tnem-15
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
RACING ON TWO TRACKS.
The Places of the Flyers at Saratog
and Monmouth Park

9aEaLOKA
and Monmouth Park.
SARATOGA, Aug. 5.-The track was
heavy and the weather warm and cloudy
at the races to-day. The events resulted
as follows:
FIRST RACE-Purse 1900; for two-year- -olds; /;
penalties and allowances; five furlongs. JOY
Bell won, with Harrigan second and bahama
third. Time :06.
SECOND RACE-Summer handicap sweep
stakes, for all ages $25 each with 81, 600 added; !;
one mile and q half Referee won, with
Blazes second and George i. third. Time
2:4215.
THIRD RACE-Purse $500; all ages; penal
ties; non winning and maiden allowances:
one mile and 20 yards. Cleaner won, hard
held, by three lengths, with Manitoba second.
Time l;5l15.
FOURTH RACE-Purse $400; horses beaten at
Saratoga ana not having won a race since
July Is; selling allowances; three quarters OF
a mile. HOtachinXe was in front from the
start to the finish, and won very easily by two
lengths. with SeamOra second and Vera third.
Time l;l9.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-08-06
THE PALACE AT ATHENS AFLANIE

ATHENS, Aug. 5, 10P. M-The royal
palace is now on fire. Half of the upper
story has already been destroyed. Several
firemen and sailors have been injured
while fighting the flames.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-01-31
He Sold Himself Cheap.

A hat iinisher in one of the hat fac
tories here applied for q pension and
in his application stated that on account
OF disease contracted in the army he
could not do more than half work.
One dag there appeared in his shop 4
long. lank individual in long, lank
ulster, who took quite an interest in
hat making. He was especially pleas
ed with the finishing. He came around
to where our new friend was at WORK.
and after watching bis motions 81 mo-
ment, said
Are you new at the busincss2'
New, What makes you think I'm
ncw?' hastily asked our friend.
Nothing, said the long. lank man
pleasantly. '.enly I lhuagh; you didn' {
work us fast rs tie others
'Fa5t as the others. gaspci our
friend IN bet -. he added with
spirit, shat | can finish more hats than
any other man in this shop
A Jew days later the rapid hat finish
er received word that his petition for a
pension was refused
The long lanN man in the LONG, lank
ulster was % detective in zine employ OF
the Pension Bureau. DngbAU Noes.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-01-31

Can any one bring us case Of
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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-01-31
Notice 20 Creditors.
NTATE OF WISCONSIN-ION

STATE OF WISCONSlN-IOWA
~ County Court--In Probate.
In the matter of the estate Of Joseph Bowden,
deceased
Letters of administration with the will annex
ed, on The estate of Joseph Bowdcn, deceased,
having been issued to William Henry Bowden.
IT Is oeDERED that six months from and
after this date be, and are hereby allowed, for
the creditors of said Joseph Bowden, de-
ceased to present their claims for examination
and allowance.
ORDERED FURTHER, that the claims and de-
mands of all persons against said deceased be
received, examined and adjusted by this court
Mt regular terms thereof, TO be held at the Court
House. i'm the village of DOdgeyile, in said
county, on the first Tuesdays OF July and
August A. d lSSi and that notice thereof be
given by publication Of this order for four weeks
successfully in the Mineral Point TRIBUNE a
weekly newspaper published nj the city OF
Mineral Point in said county
BY the Court;
JOHN T. JONES, County Judge
Dated Dodgeyille, Wis, Jan. ID, 1884 Iva
Wilson Il Mcllhon, Attys. for Administrator.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-01-31
L-rATn 0E MIsCoNsIN-c0 COrRT EoE

CTATE OF N-COUNTY COURT FOR
> Iowa County--Iu Probate
Notice is hereby given that at q regular .erm OF
the Iowa county Court, to be held in and for
said county, ut the Court House in the village of
Dodgeylle, in said county, on the fifth day
of February, A. 1881, being the trst Tuesday
of said month, at one o'clock in the afternoon
Of said day the following matters will be heard
and considered:
The application OF Robert James Day and
Mary Little to admit 10 probate the last viii and
testament of john Little, late of the town OF
Waldwick in said county deceased
And it is further ordered that public notice
thereof be given 10 all persons interested ty
publishing q copy Of this order for three week
successfully prior TO said day of hearing, in the
Mineral Point Tribune, Il weekly newspaper cir
Culating in said county.
BY order OF the Court;
JOHN T. JONES Judge.
Dated D0dgevlle, Wis, Dee. 10Th. 1888. Iva
Wilson y MeIlhOn. Altys for EXECUTIONS
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-01-31
Notice 10 Creditors.
NTATE OF WISCONSIN, 10Y

y
~ County Court, In Probate
In the matter of the last will and testament Of
Samuel Webb deceased.
Letters teStamentary on the estate OF Samuel
Webb deceased, having been issued to Hannah
Webb
u is ordered that six months from and aftei
this date be, and are hereby allowed for the
creditors OF said samuel Webb, deceased, TO pre-
sent their claims for examination and allowance
Ordered further, that the claims and demands
OF all persons against said deceased be received
examined and adjusted by this court at regular
terms thereof TO be held Gt the Court House, in
the village of Dodgeyille, in said county, on the
first Tuesdays of july and September, A d. 1884
and that notice thereof be given by pub
LEGATION Of this order for four weeks success
siyely in the Mineral Point Tribune, weekly
newspaper published at Mineral Point in said
county.
By the Court
Iva JOHN T. JONES Judge,
Dated Dodgeyille, Wis, Jan. ID, 1851
Wilson q McIhon Attorneys
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-01-31

A contemporaneous gentleman of
fortune at Leadville was Captain
Connors, well known to all residents
of the camp. He has often told me
the story of his first "stake." He
received $4,000 for his interest in
some mineral property, and it was
paid to him at the bank in four rec
tangular packages of bills of $40,
600 each. The captain had kept his
good fortune a secret from his wife,
and he hurried home to tell her.
She was sitting down after hard
days work, and without a word he
dropped the armful of greenbacks
in her lap. 1t was loyal and touch
ing thing to do. For moment she
sat paralyzed with establishment,
and then hugging the mass up to
her, she sobbed out:
ooh, Tom, how dirty they are!
Let me put them in tub and wash
them"
"Do it if you want to, DEAR" he
replied with tenderness that il
would be well for other rich men of
Colorado to emulate. "But you will
never wash anything else again y