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Faded Hopes.

A young man with a broad back and
a sorrowful look was standing in front
of the Board of Trade recently when
an acquaintance came up and called
out:
Hello! Thomas-out of a jobP"
Eyes, out of a job, was the sad reply.
"No! Why you were porter for a
wholesale house for three years past"
Just so, but I've been discharged.
SIS that so; have trouble with the
bossP"
mo, not exactly. You see I went
into the house to work my way up. The
first Christmas l ought to have been
promoted to salesman, but | wasn't.
The second Christmas | ought to have
been offered a partnership for my faith
full services, but the offer didn't come.
This year | ought to have married the
daughter of the senior partner and
found house and lot in my Christmas
stocking, but that prospect has now
departed. y
''And you left?'
well, | overhauled the old man on
the street car yesterday and intimated
that / was ready to do my part, but he
never let on that he knew me. This
morning was told that my services
were no longer needed"
But can the house run without
you?"
1T may possibly squeeze along, but
if there failure ii must not be laid
up agin me. Doyou know, CT any bank
where man can begin as Waterman
and work up to marry the president $
widow? l think I'll try that business
for a SMELL. "-Detrait Free Press.
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NEVER, GIVE TIP

If you are suffering with low and de-
pressed spirits, loss of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weak con
stitution, headache, or any disease of a
bilious nature, by all means procure a
bottle of Electric Bitters. You will be
surprised to see the rapid improvement
that will follow; you will be inspired with
new life; strength and activity will return;
pain and misery will cease, and hence
forth you will rejoice in the praise of
Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a
bottle by Robinson G. Hinrichs. 6
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man the other day. His name is General
Pin. He is 2 years old and weighs five
pounds, being the smallest. child ever
born. His mother is slightly demented
and endeavored to commit suicide l.,
jumping into into the river with the
midget in her arms. The husband and
father rescued them.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1884-02-21

Several citizens of Mitchellyille, Iowa,
were recently taken strangely i'll, swol-
len eyes, rough skin, and dry-coated
mouth being the principal symptoms.
1t has been discovered that ginseng
weed ground with buckwheat flour was
the cause OF it.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1884-02-21

Prof. Wheeler, of Yale, at recent
college dinner, said that twenty-five
years ago the average Yale student was
a long-haired individual, wrapped in q
blanket-shawl. To-day he looked ike
a gentleman, whether he acted like one
or not. This change, he believed, was
due to athletics
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1884-02-21

PROBABLY the longest lovers quarrel
on record came to an end the other day
in Branford. Conn.,, when Miss Jennie
Durand and James o. Smith were mar
ried. They quarreled in 1925, and did
not meet again for fifty eight years.
The groom is so and the bride IT.
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RT7CKT.EN,S ARNlCA SAI.vE

The best saive in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblsins,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction or money re-
funded Price 25c per box. For sale
by Robinson & Hinrichs. 16marS4
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WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT TT

Ness. Robinson & Hi1richs:- We take
this means of attesting our high opinion
of Hiarichs' american Corn Cure. Our
opinion of its value in removing Co77as
and Warts is based on the fact that we
have used it and have found that it will
do just what you claim for it, As cure
for COr7as and Warts it is deserving of
the highest praise, and we take pleasure
in recommending it to all who are afflict-
ed, knowing that it will effect a cure in
every instance.
Yours respectfully,
III. d. SMALLEY, Justice of the Peace.
HUGH MORRISON, City Marshal.
r. d. SMART, County Judge.
G. II. SCHMIDT, Editor Nord Weston.
FRED. HEINEAIAN, City Clerk.
@. s. CANRIGHT. HENRY BURCHERDT.
A. d. SMITH. II. KLINGHoLz, I'll.
E. BRANDEIs. ROYAL SNIFFIN.
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The absurdity of pushing children
to answer foolish. although pious
enough, questions, is illustrated by a
story told by Professor Blackie in Edin-
burgh. "a little boy at Presbyterian
examination, said the Professor, "was
asked, What's the meaning of regener-
ation?' oh, to be born again, he re-
piled. Quite right, Tommy. You're
very good boy. Would you not like
to be born again. Tommy hesitated,
but on being pressed for an answer,
said, No why, Tommy For fear
1 might be born lassie! he replied"
Gentlemen" said the professor to
his medical students assembled in
clinic, Il have often pointed out to you
the remarkable tendency to consump-
ton of those who play upon wind in
struments. In this case now before US
we have a well-marked development of
lung disease, and | was not surprised
to find, on questioning the patient, that
he was member of brass band.
Now, SIR" continued the professor, adj
dressing the consumptive, Twill you
please tell the gentlemen what instru-
ment you play onP'' Il blays der
drum" SAID the sick man.
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CUTS AND CALLS ON HORSES
are very quickly healed by "Hinrichs
Equine Healing Lotion
ROBINSON & HINRICHs.
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Mr.. A. NICHOLS suffered from Catarrh
for years. He purchased a bottle of
Elys Cream Balm of us. He is now
almost cured, and says you cannot re-
commend it too highly. Evers Bros,
Druggists, Independence, Iowa.
WHEN 1 began using Ely's Cream Balm
my catarrh YVES so bad had headache
the whole time and discharged large
amount of filthy matter. That has al
most entirely disappeared and l have
not had headache since. j. 81. Summers,
Stepney, Conn.
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EXPERIENCE

-NA L. L.
The Rev. Z. p. Willis, weiI-knovn city
missionary in New York, and b.ather
of the l.te eminent Judge TiIds, Of the
Massachusetts Supreme Court, writes
as follows:
as z. 5ih ST.. Ne,, York. Bfay rs. 1882.
MEssRs. j. c. AVER s Co.. Gentlemen
Last winter l was troubled with most
uncomfortable itching humor affecting
more especially my limbs, which itched 50
intolerably at Eight. and burned so iHtense-
~, that | could scarcely bear any clothing
over them | was also a sufferer from
severe catarrh ami catarrhal cough; ms
appetite was pOOT, ard my system goud
deal run down. Knowing the value of
AYERS SARsAPAEILLA, by observation of
many other cases, and from personal USS
in former years, | began taking il for the
above-u1med disorders. Ely appetite i'm
proved almost FROM the first dose. After
a short time the fever and itching were
allayed. aud all signs OF irritation OF the
skin disappeared. My catarrh and cough
were also cured by the same means, aud
my general health greatly improved, until
1t is now excellent ! feel a hundred per
cent stronger. and | attribute these results
10 the use of the SAKSAPAEILLA, which
l recommend with all confidence as the
hest blood mediciEo ever devised. | took
it in small doses three times a day. and
used, in all, less than two bottles. / place
these iactS at your service, hoping their
publication may DO good.
Yours respectfully, Z. 2. WILDs."
The above instance is but one Of the many
constantly coming to our notice, which prove
the perfect adaptabilty of AYERS sAEsA-
PARILLA to the cure of all diseases arising
from impure or impoverished blood. and
weakened vitality.
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WORMS IN HORSES

will be positively expelled ny the worm
remedy prepared by Robinson & Hin
rirchs.
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THEY ALL DO IT.-Everybody uses "TEA-
BERRY" for the teeth and br ath. the newest,
brightest, cosiest little toilet gem extant. Try
a sample.
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The Florida sponge crop amounts to
about Sl60, 900 year.
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Nervous ExhaustiOn,
Premature Decay,
Loss of Manhood.

An sO-page Cloth-bound Book of Advice to
Young or Middle-aged Men with prescriptions
for Setf-treatmeut hv n Regular Physician.
SEMT FE & Z on receipt 9s- two thTee-csnt
y. WILLIAMS & CO., MILWAUKEE, Wis.
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AYERS
Cherry Pectoral.

No other complaints are so insidious in their
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none so trifed with by the majority of suffer
ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
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sickness. AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL has
well proven its efficacy in forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, and should be
taken in ali cases without delay.
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DON'T.

DON L.
Don't allow prejudice to stand
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nerves and brain, makes your
eyes bright, your work easy.
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Group. A Mothers Tribute.

Group. - "A w
"While in the country last winter my little
boy, three years old, was taken i'll with Group;
it seemed as if he would die from strangu-
lation. One of the family suggested the use
OF AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL, bottle Of
which was always kept in the house. This
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tor said that the CHERRY PICTORIAL had
saved my darlng's life. Can you wonder at
our gratitude? Sincerely yours,
MRS. EMMA GEDEEY."
159 West 12Sth St., New York, May 1G, 1852.
al have used AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL
in my family for several years, and do not
hesitate TO pronounce it the most etfectual
remedy for coughs and colds We have ever
tried. A. j. CRANE"
Lake Crystal, Mimi, March IS, 1852.
81 suffered for eight years from Bronchitis,
and after trying many remedies with no sue
cess, was cured by the use Of AYERS CHER
RY PICTORIAL. JOSEPH WALDEN"
Byhalia, Miss, April 5, 1sS2.
81 cannot say enough in praise Of AYERS
CHERRY PICTORIAL, believing as | do that
but for its use should long since have died
from lung troubles f. BRAGDoN."
Palestine, Texas, April %, 1852.
No case of an affection of the throat or
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use of AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL,
and it win ailcayS care when the disease Is
net already beyond the control of medicine.
PREPARED BY
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Sold by all Druggists.
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a Terrihle Cnnrh Cnred.

sin 1851 took a severe cold, which affected
my lungs. | had terrible cough. and passed
might after nigt, without sleep. The doctors
gave me up. / sried AYERS CHERRY Pee
ToRAL. which relieved my lungs, induced
sleep, and afforded me the rest necessary
for the recovery of my strength. By the
continued use of the PICTORIAL a perma-
nent cure was effected. l am now 81 years
old, hale and hearty, and am satisfied your
CHERRY PICTORIAL saved me.
HORACE FAIRBRoTHER."
Rockingham, VI, July Is, 1882.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-07-09
Endorses the Ticket.

Mr.. Glen Studebaker, of South
Bend, Ind, is a gentleman widely
known throughout the West and also
in Boston. He is a representative
man. The following is an extract of a
letter. from him to a business friend in
Boston:
can heartily indorse the ticket NOM
mated at Chicago, although it was not
just what / wanted. 1t would be a diff
fcult thing to nominate any man who
has been before the public long and
prominently against whom nothing
could be said, and while Mr., Blaine
will be criticised do not forget that
no Republican President from Lincoln
and Grant down has escaped it. And /
think it will be we'll to remember while
Blaine may have made some mistakes,
and while he may not be in all respects
our ideal of a party candidate, he has
rendered very distinguished services
in the republican party. He is a gal
liant fighter, and, though beaten twice
for this nomination with a strong fol-
lowing behind him, has never for a
moment faltered in giving hearty sup
port to his more fortunate rival. /
should be very sorry to hear of any
considerable disaffection by the party
in the East, which, indeed, I do not
anticipate when once the nominations
are made on the other side and the is
sues are joined. I believe that the
campaign will show that the ticket is a
strong one. It is plain now that the
ticket is popular in the West, and I am
confident that it will be triumphantly
elected in November.
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No Danger from such sources.

There is nothing very serious to be
apprehended from the attitude of such
journals as the New York Times and
the Post, the Springfield Republican
and couple of Boston papers, together
with Carl SchurZ, George w. Curtis
and other excellent gentleman who de-
clare they will not support Blaine be-
cause they said they would not before
his nomination. It was the same in
1884, in the second campaign Of Lin
coin, when even such able and thor
ough Republicans as Thaddeus Stevens
predicted disaster to the party and
The country if Lincoln should be NOM
mated and who maintained his hostile
attitude even after the nomination. a
fact well known to his intimate friends
in this city, who were panied at some
Of his un II entary remarks about
the coarse joker" and srail-splitter. !"
But Thaddeus Stevens was a Republi-
can and subOrdinated his personal feel
ings to the popular will and the general
good. He stood by the standard bearer
as he had stood by the cause he REPRE-
scented when the lines of the common
enemy had to be met and vanquished,
and so it will be now. James G.. Blaine
cannot expect to draw a lighter fire
from masked and open batteries than
was directed upon Lincoln and Gar
field, but the result will be all the same
now as then. Lancaster Pa.) Ne,o Era.
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HAY FEVER.

From Col. j. Maidbot, Of New
York; have suffered severely for
the last ten years from Hay Fever
in early and midsummer and in the
fall. / desire in the interest Of my
follow sufferers to testify in favor
Ely's Cream Balm. My short use
of it demonstrated its efficacy. J.
Maidhof, 4O1 Broadway. tits east.
" applied.
can recommend Ely's Cream
Balm to all hay Fever sufferers, it
being, in my opinion, founded upon
experience and u sure cure. / was
afflicted with Hay Fever for twen-
ty-fiye years, and never before
found permanent relief. WEBSTER
FL. HAsKINs, Marshfeld, Vt.
Ny BROTHER Myron and myself
were both cured to all appearance,
of Catarrh and Hay Fever last July
and August. Up to this date, Dec.
|28; neither have had any return of
these troubles. Ely's Cream Balm
was the medicine used. GABRIEL
FERRIS, Spencer, Tioga Co :, N. Y.
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MINNESOTA NEWS.


George Wilson, alias Leslie Short,
was arrested at Mankato on Sunday
night for running away with the wife
and four children Of Martin Braden
Of Austin.
The citizens of Wilmer were in
great terror Of a cyclone on Monday,
the 3Oth ult., many of them taking
refuge in their cellars.
Lizzie Johnson, a young domestic
employ ed by John Lindbeck Of Du-
luth, gave birth to achild on Sunday
night, and Immediately killed it by a
blow on the mead. An inquest was
held, resulting in verdict that the
child's death was caused by violence
at the hands Of its mother. She has
tried to commit suicide and IS closely
watched.
/ At Wabasha, during the wind
storm Of the 3Oth ult., the tent Of the
.Anglo-American Circus was blown
down just, after the performance
commenced. Nearly two thou.
sand people we're under the can.
vas, but fortunately all escap.
ed injury save q few light
scratches. Several cages con.
tanning animals were upset. An EN-.
ployee Of the circus named Bloom
field had his lao hrnlan. ss
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make = rev speeches. Ior hayes, salu
Judge Thurman, land while there he
came to the town I live in. OF course
he had m immense audience. All the
people OF both parties turned out to-
hear him. have among my clients O.
prominent old farmer, who iss one OF
the Wealthiest men nsthec country He
.Wasssa good Republican, and after
Blaine got through speaking and shak
Ing hands with everybody saw my
old client in the crowd looking on at
the orator Of the day rather Interested
IL. / said to him, Squire Brown
that is not his name, but it will do,
here-would you like to know Mr..
BlaineY OF course he said he would:
SO / took him to the Maine statesman
and introd uced him, at the same time
telling Blaine who he was. We three
(Blaine, Brown and y walked out Of
the crowd until we came to where
Squire Browns team was standing.
The old gentlemen was one Of the
best horsemen in our part of the c0un-
try, and that morning had driven into
tOur-year-Old horses, each of excellent
stock, really very handsome team.
Blaine's eye was instantly caught by
the trotters. One Of them particularly
pleased him, and he said to my client
Hthatth colt should be trained, as it
gould make very superior trotter.
1cu, after few minutes talk Blaine
niaWay. In 1880 he came into Ohio
asairfl nd to my town. He spoke to
an lmmense audience as usual. In the
crowd Was my old Republican client,
Squire Brown. He was waiting in the
outskirts of the audience, wondering
il MrsBlaine would remember him if
he VIC It to speak to him. All at once
Mr.. elaine caught sight of the old
ma14He went straight up to him, called
MsN anne, and after few words said:
'S9ke Brown, did you ever train the
neaG colt Of that team you were driving
when was here four years ago? I
have often thought Of that colt, and /
believed he would make a great horse,
if trained 'sNow,0 said Judge
Thurman, 'shere was q man who had
made canvass for the PreSi dency, and
held nations labor almost on his
shoulders, and yet so wonderful was
his memory that the least incident fixed
itself there, and was never forgotten.
/ have never known any one in my day
with memory like that, and now I
understand why it is that Blaine's pop
ularity is so much greater than any
other mans in his party"
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JOHN LIND.
Ohm LIND. C.. A. HAGBERe
Office Of LIND & HAGBERG,

Attorneys-at-Law, New Ulm, MINI.
Mr.. Frank l.. Randall having with.
drawn from the partnership heretofore
existing between us, the undersigned
with G. A. Hagberg will continue, IN
the firm name Of LIND & HAGBERG,
and I take the liberty to assure my
clients that all itigated matters will
receive my careful and personal atten-
ton as in the past.
We attend to all suits in the State and
United States Courts, examine and per-
feet titles, negotiate loans, buy and sell
real estate, foreclose mortgages
and make collections.
We refer to the Citizens Bank OF
New Ulm, Mimi; The Brown Co un-
ty Bank of New Ulm, Mimi; and the
German Imperial Consul Of Chicago.
JOHN LIND.
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n,,iacc UlIR pt336ss0f or lts neighbours Or
the yT3dest1nedsa and necessary arbitra-
tor OF their disputes. The United
States will enter into the deliberations
OF the congress on the same footing as;
the, other Powers epresented, and with,
the loyal determine tfOn to approach
any proposed solution, not merely In
its own interest, or with 8 view to asS
serting its own power, but as q single
member among many co ordinate and
coequal States. So far as the influence
it will be exerted in the direction Of
conciliating whatever conflicting inter-
ests of blood, or Government, or his.
torical tradition may necessarily come
together in response to call embrac-
ing such vast and diverse elements.
You will present these views to the
Minister Of Foreign Relattpnt Of the
Argentine Republic, enlargiIg, If need
be, in such terms as will readily occur to
you, upon the great mission which 1T is
within the power Of the proposed con-
gress to accomplish in the interest Of
humanity, and upon the firm purpose
of the United States to maintain POI
sition of the most absolute and impair
tial friendship towards all. Z on will
thereupon, in the name Of the Presi-
dent Of the United States, tender to
his Excellency the President of the
Argentine Republic, flfmal invitation
to send two GOmmissio Iers to the COM
gress, provided with such powers and
Instructions in behalf their Govern
ment as will enable I'll to consider
the question brought 4 Usf,re that body
within the limit OF sub saission contem-
plated by this invitation. The United
States, as well as the other Powers,
will, in like manner, By represented by
two Commissioners, sos that equality
and impartiality will b amply secured
in the proceedings Of tae congress e {,
the Minister Of Foreign Affairs, you
will read this dispatch to him and leave
with him a copy, intimating that an
answer is desired by this Government
as promptly as the just consid eration Of
SO important proposition will per-
NIT. lam, ETC.,
JAMES G.. BLAINE.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-07-09

Lizzie Brasley, of White Cloud,
Denniphan county, Kansas, the
woman who started to commit sui
eide by starvation, succeeded Sun
day morning at 8 o'clock. She
wholly abstained from food for flf-
ty-three days, during which time
she also stubbornly refused to speak.
Before beginning self. destruction
she had lived seven weeks on bed
of sickness, and her system was
therefore much reduced when, she
began. An autopsy revealed that
her organs were !all perfectly
healthy. The formal verdict Of
the physicians was death by starva-
ton. When she took the strange
freak she had been in quarrel with
her father, and the loss Of little
nice whom she had reared discour.
aged her. She resolved upon sui.
eide. She first tried choral and
that failing she quit eating.