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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-07-24

Brtdaet "Wot's the most genteel
thing for lady as is q lady to carry
in the street, Nora? Cook: Sure,
thin, some prefers a three-Volume
book; but | prefers a roll Of music,
mesilf, quite careless and aisy like"
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1t is the when the Pores open freely and the
Perspiration is abundant that Disfguring Humors,
Humfliating EruptiOns. Itching Tortures. Salt
Rheum or Eczema, Psoriasis letter, Ringworm
Baby Humors. Scrofua. Scrofuous sores, AbScesses
and DiScharging wounds and every suecies Itch
ing. Sca'y, and Pimply Diseases of the Skin and
Scalp are most speedily and economically cured by
Cuticura Remedies.
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Bulwer LyttOn's Bridge.
Where it Touches the Shores and
the Great Columns i'm MidStream.

"What beautiful bridge between old age and
childhood is religion. How intuitively the child
begins with prayer and worship entering life, aud
how inuitively, on quitting life the old man turns
back to prayer and wor>hip, putting himself again
side by side with the infant remarks Sir E. Bulwer
Lytton, in his strange story
Yes, but between its distant abutrnents the bridge
of life has many high and awful arches, through
which the wild waters dash and roar in wrath and
desolation. Prayer and worship alone do not
tain these. Natures solid rocks must lie unshaken
beneath, and human art and skill must rear and
solidify the structure overhead Gods will is best
eXemplifed in the laws He has made for the
whom He has placed under their control. Neither
the chids trustful Our Father,' the old mans
Forget me not in the midst of mine infirmities,'
will alter this by the weight of single grain.
Science and art lrst-then faith and prayer-is the
order of Heaven itself Divinity heals through Its
agents. and those agents the discoveries of
not the vague announcements of prophets seers
Is life burden to you? Does time drag? Is your
ened? You are well. Your blood is sluggish and
tainted perhaps; some important organ is torpid
or overworked. This fact may have taken the form
OF ofdyspepsa- rheumatism. gout, malaria. pains in the
stomach. chronic headache, or any of dozen other
Ills PARK ER'S Tonic wills invigOrate you as
fresh air nvigrates those who have been shut up
DAMP fetd cells. 1t is powerful pure. delicious. sci
enifc saf.the Keystone of the central arch of the
bridge OF life. 3july1m nrm
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a Rare Chancei

wish to sell my Gne town pGoPfFfy on broadway
Street or trade it for property in the country Gne
of the largest frame buildings in town. In splendid
order Call and see the property.
june 19tf TOM DELAY.
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Hay Fever

Is a type of catarrh hav-
ing p e culiar symp-
IONS. 1t is attended by
an infiamed condition of
he lining membrane of
the nostrils. tear-ducts
and throat. affecting the
lungs An acrid mucus
IS secreted. the discharge
Is accompanied with a
painful burning sensa-
ton. There are severe
of sneezing. fire.
quent attack OF hlinding
headache, a watery and
infiamed state ofthe eyes
EIy's Cream Balm is a
remedy founded on a cor
rect diagnosis of this
disease and can be de-
pended upon. so cts. at
sample bottle by mail 10
Owego, N. Y.
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No." said Brown to Robinson,
with sigh, Il haven't got change for
a five; but | should like to have five
for change"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-07-24
], iaure!l'g Asthma and Cstsyyh Remedy

Having struggled 20 years between
%s%f8SA life and death with ASTHMA or
l RSNlPHTHtSlC {, treated by eminent ply
\ TTS Isicians and receiving no benefit, l was
IN - F2 lcompelle during the last five years
Dlof my illness to sit on my chair day
~ land night gasp;ag for breath my suf-
k&N lferings were beyond description: In
H$Mz IS despair experimental on myself by
compoundng roots and herbs and inhaling the
medicine thus obtained. fortunately discovered
this WONDERFUL CURE for ASTHMA and
CATARRH warranted to relieve the most stub
born case Of ASTHMA IN FIVE MINUTES, so
the patient can lie down to rest and sleep COM
fortably. Any person not fully satisfied after
using one-third of a box, can return the remain
der to the proprietor and the money Will be re re-
funded, or send me your address for a trial pack
age FREE OF CHARGE. Mrs. w. T. Brown,
Monroe. Texas, writes: Il suffered with Asthmaso
years. Your Great Remedy completely cured me.
wish ali afflicted with Asthma and Catarrh to
send for it, Publish this for the benefit of the
afflicted" Should your druggist not keep the
Remedy, I can send it by mail on receipt of pric'
100, For sale by all druggists. Address
d. LANGELL, Applecreek, Ohio
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Sold by all druggists. Price: Cutfcura 80 CTS Re-
Co.. Boston, Mass. e anu oiiiel
Send for .'How to Cure Skin Diseases"
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1T is A FACT.

Hundreds of letters in possession COPIES O
WHICH may br had by return maid are authority
for the assertion that Skin Scalp. Blood Humors
whether Scrofulous, Inherited, Contagious ma1
Now be permanently cured by Cuticura Resolven
the new blood Purifier. Internally and Cuticura ant
Cuttcura Soap, the great Skin Cures and Keautfprs
externally. in one half the time and at half tn,
expense of any other season. N
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GREATEST ONEARrH-

Cuticura Remedies the greatest medicines on
eafth dad the worst case of Salt Rheum in this
country My mother had 1t twenty years, in fact
died from IT, believe Cutcura would have saved
ner llfe My arms, breast and head covered for
three years, which nothing relieved cured until
nsed ne Cufcura Resovent, internally. and Cuticura
anu Cutlcura soap, externally. J.W. AID MS,
Newark, O..
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GREAT BLOOD MEDICINES

Ihe half has not been told to the great curative
powers powers oi the Cuticura Remedies. have paid hun
uTeS OF dollars for medicines diseases of Ihe
blood and skin and thing vet to
the CuticurH Remedies, CuAS a WIT :. NJ '''i
Providence, r. L. l-'-. - " -h9'
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Beauty BGr sPnSrrn Tan and Greasy skin
fer. P' " ' 'eau'i
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08
The Dairy Interest.

IL requires 49, 900, 600 COWS to supply
tho demand for milk and its products ID
this country and the capital invested In
the dairyipg business is over ~, OOO, Ooo,-
600. IL requires tho cultivation OF over
90, 600. 900 acres Of land to furnish 0 od LOT
tbb above number of cows. More than
5000, 600, 900 are invested In dairy machin'
cry and implements alone. The men em-
pIoyed number 200, 200, and 1000, 600
horses are necessary. The cows and horses
consume annually 80, 900, 600 tons of hay,
80, 600, 900 bushels Of cornmeal and the
same amount OF oatmeal, 2Io,0oV,VOo
bushels of oats, . 1000, 600 bushels OF bran
and 30, OOO, 600 bushels Of corn, to say
nothing of the brewery grains and ques.
tionable feed of various kinds that is used
all over tho country. Ii costs Sl6S, oOo,-
900, or an average of eco a month per
capita. The annual yield of the average
COW is placed at $50 gallons, making the
total product 0, $50, 000, 600 gallons a year.
The farmers receipts for this milk, aver
aging 10 at II cents n gallon, amount to
$50, 600, 900. Cheese aud butter use up
so per cent. OF the milk yield. To make q
pound of cheese ter pounds OF milk are re-
quired, and twenty seven pounds OF milk
make one Of butter. The comparative
nutritiye qualities Of milk is as three and
one half pounds to one pound OF prime
beef. A fat steer furnishes 90 per cent.
Of homeless beef, but it would require
about "a, 000. 600 steers, weighing loo
pounds each, to produce the same amount
Of nutrition as the IL, 000, 900 COWS supply
with their annual yield Of milk.
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sKiS CUKE.
A LADY SAID
q" Those borrId PImpIss! No, I Cannot 10.
rIesso Present sly hzcuses."

"Those bOrrId PIIDpIss! No, I Cannot 10.
rIessc Present Hy excuses"
Probably two.thirds OF the ladies in society
and homes OF our land are afflicted with skin
diseases OF various kinds, 10 do away with
which. Il IL could be lone without iniury,
would be the happiCst event OF their lives.
Then she would have Instead OF u distgured
and marred cOuntenance, one that would be
handsome, or at least good looking, Ton any
one with a clear, pure skin, no matt what
the cut OF her features are, has u certain
amount of good LOOKS which attract every
body. As II is now, she imagines every one
sees and talks about d" those ireckles,' "thnse
hOrfid pimplcs," AMI other hlemisnus with
which she Is afflicted, but this Is true ~ either
sex.
To improve this appearance great risks are
taken ;~ayscnic, mercury, or high-souEd utled
named articles containing these DEAF dealing
drugs, are taken IN hopes OF getting rid OF
all these troubles. In many cases death IS
the result. No alienation OF tho burning,
heating. itching and Inflammation IS given,
All troubled with Eczema (salt rhcum
letters, uumurs, Inflammation, Rough SCall
EruptoDs OF any kind, Diseases ct tho iiGi'
ami Scalp, ScrOfula. Ulcers, Pimplcs or Zen
der feelings on any part OF the body shout,
know that there Is hope tor them in u sure
perfect and elegant remedy, known a. - Dr
{. ". BsnsOn's Skin Cure" 1t makes tn
, SKIN white, soft and smooth removes tan an
+, ircckles, and is the BEST toilet dressing |!
; TUE WORLD. 1t IS elegantly put up, TwC
bottles In one package, consisting OF both In
= ternal and external treatment. Our reader
. should be- SUITE TO get tris and not some oil
remeIy resuscitated on the success OF DIR. Ben
c sons ana nOw advertised as The Great ski
c Cure" There Is only ouc-it b sars the dOcto.
q picture and Is tor sale by all druggists, 81 pc
c package.
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OFr aniC Organism.

Philada. Evening Telegraph, for Revenue
Only.
The great material principle of protec'
ton TO our native industries is so great
that II should render impossible the de.
feat Of the Republican party, even though
its candidate should prove personally
Objectionable to either the practical or the
sentimental politicians. Considering the
importance of the interests at stake, even
the moss unpopular Of Republicans should
be elected, as Republicans should recoS
nizs that the principle is 70 much Sreatei
than the man
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08

If uflCE 40 Th~EsrAssens AM auN.
~ NERS.-All persons are hereby forbidden
TO irespass on any OF the lands Of the Corn
wall or speedwen estates, In Lebanon AMI
Lancaster counties, whether inclosed or an.
Enclosed, either for the purpose OF shooting on
nshing, as the law win be rigtdly enforce
~ ainst all trespassing ON said lands OF IN,
al derstgnod after this notice.
WIN. COLEMAN FREE A
X. PERCY ALDEN
EDWARD q. FREEMAN,
Attorney TO- u W roleman'i as'
C.lulAS
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RELIGIOUS
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. WILL sE n,

u NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. WILL BE HE'LL
III in the following churches 10. norrow, In
tine morning at 1850, In the evening ut 7:l5.
sunday school at las y. IN. When the hour IL
different It Is, specially noted.
ST. joHN's MISUNDERSTANDING and oven
ing.
Rev. NJ, fraync. Sunday school At . y. m.
GRACE IuTHERAN-North Queen. Rev. G.
hlvin Houpt. sunday school at 2 y. m.
WEST MIsstoN-Rov, VIM. rowick. Sunday
school MI sionary anniversary at 2 y. IN. Adj
dresses by Rcvs. j. p. Satchcl and J. MaN
Hark.
CoLlkaE CuArE~-sormon by Rev. +. v.
Gerhart ID. II.
ST.. LuKR's RxFoRNRp CHuRca- Marietta ave.
nue.. Rev. VIM. p. LtchlitCr. sunday school
Mt 2 y. m.
sAiEN CHURCH or GoD-Rev. J. Nelson Pot.
ter.
PRESBYTERIAN CHArRL Morning and oven.
ing service by the pastor, Rev. Ihomas
Thompson.
Sr. JouS's LrrHRRAS-Rcv. Sylvanus stall.
GoTw AID MtssIoS-Sunday school AZ : y, M.
SECOND Ev. CHURCH (EngD-Mulbcrry street
above Orange. l.. v. Wormly, pastor. sun
uav school at > y. III.
FIRsr BArrrsr-No service In the morning.
at > u. N.
FIRSr REFORMED CHuRCH-Rev. J. A. Peters.
ST.. PAuL's REroRMEp-Rev. J. II. shumaker,
ID. II.
sr. PAuL's NJ. E.-Rev. A. |. Collom. Bap.
tisur at the evening session.
Sacrament OF the Lords supper In the morn
TNtoN REruEL.-RCv. q. W. seuhamcr.
MORAVINs-Rev J, Max Hark. lttany and
sermon, sunday school at : y. IN. lCntCn
LitAnY and preaching In the evening.
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\ Sensation
HAS OPIUM BEEN NApR

by the discovery OF some new thing, but moth
ing has ever stood the test like DR.. c. W. Bel
sons Celery and Chamomile Pills.
They really do cure Sick Headache, Nervous
Headache, Neuralgia, Nervousness, Sieeplcss.
ness, Indigestion, Paralysis ana Melancholy.
Price, so cents per box, two tor 81, six for
by mail, postage irUc.-Dr C.. W. Benson,
Baltimore, Md. Sold by all druggists
c. y. CRIlTESrOS, New York, Is Wholesa e
Agent tor DR.. C.. ". Benson's Remedies.
ig5-lmdM. w&SdG
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MICHINERY.


" DISSOLVED FAHINEKsHIP
Ill and permanently closed the Chestnut
Street Iron Works, 4 desire to inform my old
patrons and tho public generally, that / am
still In the business, being located In tho Penn
Iron C~ompany's Works, North Plum street,
where l am making Iron ana Brass Castings
OF every do strtption, and will be- pleased TO
serve all who may favor mo with their patron
age. From 40 years experience In the business
and using the best material and employing
the best mechanics, ! am satisfied / can guar
antse entire satisfaction. Castings made from
a mixture OF iron and steel which arc more re-
liable for strength and durability than tho
best cast iron known, V teeth roll pinions,
rolls and rolling mill work u specially. Cast
ings made OF very soft iron, and brass cast
tors af the well and fayorably known Mowrer
Corn and Cob Crusher, RENTED and Improved.
Also on hand, mills completely fitted up or in
parts, 10 replace Old ones which have been In
use tor years, guaranteeing them to give
isfaction.
anRl+6md X. q. MoCULLEY.
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- MY ursnaiatncr's clock

was once a very popular song, but like many
other sentimental tunes IL doesn't wear we'll
Or. Thomas Ectectrio on ictH iUedr ; IL will
wear way all aches, sprains, and pains, aud
spa It's purchaser a hundred fold, For sale
by H.. Is: Cochran druggist, 1877 and 1879 North
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08
2-BIg TbIeyes-2.

Dyspepsia and debility are two big thieves a.
they creep In and steal our health ana com,
tort before We know IL. Let us put a stop 10
their inyasions with a bottle OF Burdock Mood
Rulers, TO be had NJ any dug store. For sale
by II. 10, Cochran, druggist, 1877 ana 1879 North
Oueon street
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Aasfaster fntelligsnrer.
SATURDAY EVENING. MAR. 9. iee4.


IN TDE ABBEY.
Into the abbey old n fair.
She passed at close OF day
within her breasta mighty care,
Her sou would put away.
And at the altar tneit the maid
Sweet silence all around
And there her burden down she laid,
And peace and comfort found.
within there stole the moonlight fair,
Dispcliinv all tho gloom,
While fragrant was the hallowed air
with Summers rich perfume.
No lunar presence save her own
Was in that place OF prayer;
And yet the maid was not alone
That hour-for God was thcrei
= Geo. Ns,ceH LopejoV, IN Youths Companion
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08

GTEyEss HOUSE
- SHAVING N HAIR DRESSING
SALOON.
Good Jonrnevmen aud prices sumo as othei
saloons. II, WAGNER,
myib-LtI Manager
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DUNNO sALE.-ON wNpsEsnAY. Max

DunLiO sALE,-ON WEDNESDAY,, MAX
L IL, 1884, will be sold nj public sale, al the
Leopard hotel. East King street. Lancaster.
Pa, the following valuable real estate, 10 wit
All that certain lot or nicceOi ground situated
on the east side OF South Duke street, In The
city OF Lancaster, having thereon erected A
two story BRICK HOUSE being No. III. The
house Il suitably located for a doctor or Tor n
nrst class boarding house, containing ten
rooms ana u bath room, with wash kitchen In
the rear gas all through the house, water
c.osot IN the bath room, dumb waiter running
into cellar, cellar under the whole building
low down crate, sido alley. The front DuildinR
10 q ieet 4 Inches front, with the right OF Il
8 feet alley. The back building Is 81 feet d Gen
with n wash kitchen : by 0 ieot, with 8s feet
back OF buildings. Hot and cold water In
Kitchen, sewerage through the yard, choice
fruit and new fences all around.
Any person desiring 10 view the property
viii please call ut III south Duke street.
Terms easy.
There are three persons that viii give $3.50 a
ear rent.
sale To begin at 7 O'Clock, p. M, OF said day.
when attendance Will ne given by "
HENRY y. ElCHLER.
HEAhN ShUbthf, aucI !mG.7td
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08

Give Days Horse and Cattle Powder to yCur
cows. Positivelylt Will increase the now OF
mix from ten 70 twenty per cent. Price
full weight,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08

az Lancaster with Niagara Express at gia,
will run through 70 Hanover daily, except
sunday.
Frodurick Accommodation, west, connecting
nj Lancaster witt fast Line, wOSt, NJ l;o, win
run through 10 Frederick.
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q SUNDAY PosTorFIUE HOURS,

On Sunday the postoflice is open from April
lst TO October LIST, from s TO . "A. m, and from o
TO 7 y. IN. from October LIST to April list, from
Q 10 10 u, m and from q TO 7 p. m,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08

Hs-A New suit. Fade articles OF all kinds
restored to their original beauty Ivy Diamond
Dyes, Perfect ana simple. Toe, mt all drug
gists, Wells, Richardson Il Co, burlington.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-03-08

CELEBRATED
STOMACH BIqHERS.


Ah' ~ " NtiHtoio lllGslIC
Which, while acting Us a stimu ant OF the Kid
neither eNcites nor ~irritates them, was
since supplied by Hostetters stomach
Bittcrs. This hne medicine eNerts the requi-
site degree OF stimulation upon these organs,
without producing irritation, and -, there.
fore far better adapted TOR the purpose than
unmedicL tcd cNClt4nts often TcsOTtei to. bye.
rcpsil, fever and ague, ana kindred diseases
are MI cured by It. For sale by all Druggists
ana Dculcrs generally. ml.lmdeohSw
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sournWARp. STATIONS.
rvRswALL. LEnAsos n UULEuNuOK
- VALLEY RAIIRnAD I~lME.TAnLE.

TOtiN WALL. LEHANOs n EUNvOk
~ VALLEY RAILROAD TIMETABLE.
SOUTHWARK.
Trains leave Lebanon daily Except sun
day. at $50 u. m, 1928 and 7:LA u. IN.
Arrive ut Cornwall at $40 u. m, 1887 II III.
and 7t0 y, m; nj ConCwHgu ut 1872 u. M, l;GA
and $40 y. M, connecting with tho rCnnsyl-
vanla railroad for points East ana West.
NoRrHwARp.
Trains leave Conowago at 1880 n M, $3.50 and
$50 u, III,
Arrive at Cornwall ut ais n, M, ils and O:lS
u. m; at Lebanon at $50 n. M, 80 and A:2S n,
IN, connecting ut Lebanon with Philadelphia
4 Reading railroad for points East ana Wcst,
and the Lebanon n fremont branch tor Johns.
town, Pincgrove and fremont.
Tho $50 u. me-. train Will stop only at Corn
wall, ColeDrook and Bcllalro.
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oUIDF.
ANcAsrrn Ann mIl,rnsy,,LE n n

i 4 Cars run rs follows
Leave Lancaster a.. II, Dopot), NJ T. o nm.
l3O a. m, ana 2, 4, q aud $3.50 n, nj, except On
saturday, when tho last car leaves at $3.50 u. M
Leave Miflelsyillo dover Cnd), ut 3, \, ana
10 n. M, auu 1, 3, q and n. m.
Cars run daily on above timo except ON
SUNDAY.
TULUMBIA n PORT .YO Raj
~ ROAD TIME TABLE,
Trains nov run regularly on tho Columbia
q Fort Deposit Railroad on tho following
timo:
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CAMARIrnN NERviNE v FANS
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1884-02-06
First Publication Feb. 2, 1884.

Probate Notice,
In The Probate Court of the county of Yank-
ton. territory of Dakota.
In the matter of the estate of Christian G..
Falk, deceased.
Notice of settlement of final account and dis.
tribution.
NOTICE is hereby given. that Margaretha
os FAX, the administratrix Of the estate of
presented for settlement. and filed in said court
her hnal settlement and account of her admin
istration of said estate; and showing that said
estate is ready for distri ibution and that Mon
1894 being day of term of said court. to wit: I:
Or the January term, A. D., 1884. at two o'clock
p, m,, at the court room of said court at the
city of Yankton. in said Yankton, county. has
been duly appointed by the said court, for the
settlement of said accCu unit. at which time and
place any person interested in said estate may
appear and file his exceptions in writing to he
said account and contest the same, and to show
cause why decie of distribution should MT
be entered herein.
Dated January 2lst, 1884.
[Seal] L.. CONGLETON,
n, Probate Judge.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1884-02-06
BEYOND THE RIVER.
Away Across the Mississippi is Held Con
vincing Conversational

Away Across the Mississippi Is Held q Con
vincing Conversational
II tell you sir, that they are the neat.
est combinations ever produced, and my
experience of that sort of thing has been
wide enough to entitle my judgment to
some respect"
"Oh, j. don't know" responded the
first speakers friend, with little yawn,
as though he didn't take much interest
in the subject. II have never been able
to see much difference in these things.
They are all pretty nearly the same size,
and made of about the same stuff"
The talk, Of which the foregoing is q
fragment, took place in Gailatin. Mo-,
not long ago, IN the snug Office of DR..
M. p. Flowers. one of the leading physi-
clans of the State. who followed up the
vein in which he had introduced it sub
stantially in these words:
"Nonsanse, that is the rigmarole of
boy, or rather of man who either
doesn't know or care what he says.
Those things. as you call them, are just
as different as the moon is from green
cheese. Now. liniments, lotions and
ointments are very good in most cases
for the relief of pain or Inflammation.
But. in the first place they are uuclean.
They soil the hands and the linen, be-
sides being always out of reach when
they are most wanted"
"Well my dear Doctor" sighed the
traveller from the North" what would
you have2 THIS is wretched world
anyhow, and nothing is ever at hand
when it is wanted. You can't suggest
"Yes, I can." broke in the Doctor,
humping the table with his fist, II can
suggest BRNsoN's CaPc1NE PoRoUs
PLASTER. have tried 1t on my patients.
and I have tried it on myself for an at
tack of Nenmonia. and in all cases
relief has followed in from three to forty
eight hours. The old plasters are stage
coaches the Capcine is telegraph dis.
patch. For instance. in case Of Neural.