New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-30
ACCIDENTALLY OVERHEARD"
From Ths ThdddslphtH C1U.
gAkITr4TNT O.. ~ arm

Rich Doctors dlugnter-"G cannot why
you should obj to Nh Niseleow lie is as near per
r ch Doct1,-''I have not word to say against his
character. my pet. Heis Of me attairmeots
Blt you must remember that YOU are accustomed 70 u
life Of luxury wnic he is srugg ing wriler entirely
dependant " his literary WORK for his bread Tho mo-
mont he Is taken sick his small income viii It p ana you
k lie does no, 10 h very robus.'
You forget pa. that only last week You were exam
lining morIay stas ry ana yqp sad That literary
True, had lolgoticn thar. There IS nothing 40 con-
duclye to health as simple and frugal diet. Marry him
She concluded she wouldn't
An APPROPRIATE MOTTO.
Little Nell" But mamma, c'n't have picnic with
Nlunma-' Wen, WI write them for you."
Bn ma had hers nrn d. and 10 there was pSprte
motto that's what jennie called tin ono corner.
cant remember what it was thou-h"
Mamma" Well, i would not 40 to use The same
motto, OF cour-c. Can't you think Of onei"
.daao at week Would f be aS the ' Ss "'
Mamma" Indeed what vas ri"
Little Nell Go to the ant tnou slugSard''
SEASIDE DErEScEs.
seasiic Hotclman Vel, clarcl what is tina ="
=. Ncwy Arrived Gue.t-" That Is MOSQUITO netting,
know. ! suppo,. you nave mosquito herei"
a few; but THAI ia only cotton stun"
"oicourse you wo1ld not have 1t Of silk, would
Then what are you surprised att what should 1t be
msd ,,S Of"
CHANGED MS COLOR
You cant guess. know must have changed color, yc
Ms Blank" Changed coor' How fortunate"
Adophu4 dc Dude" Fortuuatc did you ssy !"
Miss link-"ies; feared on would live to "A green
LoNG-fr1r WANT.
First Inventor" re,lp Georsc what you at
second Invcntor-"Grcatcst invention Of the age.
shall eel millions ana make Millions sure
"a thcrmomcter'
"Oh, pshaWl
"Ycs. but this "a n thoru lmetcr FOR summer hotels"
$50 money II"
"Bul ihs isaucw aud improved kind II has moro
mercury IN II than the old KIND, and w soil Ike bot
cakes summer hotel PROJECTORS VIII ply big pices for
them"
"Cnn't You snci when the rcal temperature n 60 In
the sun, ny thermometer will register l25 IN tho shad~'
SAD CAsE.
ION. de y, wont YOU plcasc hide nc som whcrcl" 81
claimed hg ~ n stumbled into the cdOr ~ room and
"Wnrr /, The m,ttc'i" we asked .yInpatncilcaIy.
"Mattcrl" SAD The Il 1T lsnculy S,ptcmbor."
"Ccranly" We responded, "blt how docs that affect
"hGsct met" answered the r. pltcou'ly "why,
sh, be- worked 10 de- th by the rurl paper. Don't you
Know that Scptcmb Il H. the oy tolt season !"
HOLLfNG ~ WEALTH.
Proud Fnthrr-" Never child. never The idea Of tho
daughter of rich blnEcr throwing herself away ON a
poor man. You must marry wealth or not AT ALL"
Pleading Dm .ht"r." Bhl, pa, Alphonho IL moi poor"
engagement Without delay"
"l!ut hc IL wealthy very wealthy pt"
" How can summer hotel proprietor he wealthy after
such scason - tmsI III warrant ne hasn't got nyo
cents TO hs name"
"But. pa ,hc lsnot hotel proprietor"
"NoH-onsr, he himself admit H. Hero Il his cnrd,
'Alphonso DO Blank, Whtecap HOt"l'
81 know, bat he Il not tho proprietor"
"What IL he. tuenl"
"Thc head waiter"
"Ohl That is different Blcs, YOU my chdroni"
CAtTtOr, fNDOK-EMENT
Mlkman-"Tw quarts " Yes, mum. Here
it's ONLY sixteen cents, mus
Ilousekecper-"liut stop. l-nt there something tho
matter WITH this mllki"
"Milkmdn oh, n, mum Perfectly pure,
Don't II 10 * tempting now. luunl"
Housekceprr "Wel, must say IL docs mako my
mouth water"