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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18
CHURCH BENEVOLENcE

Several weeks ago the benevolent
women of the Congregational church
in this city were informed of the nee
essities of missionary located not
long since in one of the new settle.
ments of Dakota. Those who knew
him well bore testimony to his excel
lent character, and that whatever was
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

The Farmers Club of Walwortb
county conduct their business system
atically. At their meeting on Wednes-
day essays which had been assigned to
different members were read as fol.
lows:
what is the cheapest and best
fence for farmers ?" to III. r. Briggs.
will it pay the farmer to under
drain at the present cost of labor and
Materials to John A. Cowles.
How shall we care for our dry
coWs?' to George A. Lyle.
How shall we improve our roads ?"
to Otis Preston.
1t is probable the farmers societies
in this county have equally systematic
methods of rendering their meetings
profitable. Essays of the kind above
named would serve good purpose if
published in county newspaper.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

The Racine Times, after disappearing
and reappearing under different pro-
prietorships, now makes its appearance
under the auspices of Ham Utley, a
gentleman not unknown to the general
public. He is said to have fair edi-
torial ability. and the first issue of the
Times under his management is credit
able. Ham Utley is a son of Gen
Utley, who some years ago published
a readable newspaper in Racine.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

Mr. Orlando and Miss Anna Rich
ards, of Dakota, are visiting their par
ents and old friends in Bristol.
Mr.. Dan Woodwork, of Portage.
Wis, is visiting his old home and
friends here.
Mr.. S. r. Leonard is somewhat bet
ter, but his recovery is still matter
of doubt.
Mrs. Foster and Mr.. HOLSTER, OF
Racine, made short visit here lasi
night, and returned to Racine to-day
wednesday,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

Rev. Mr.. Stone, pastor of the Congre-
gational church at Racine, has resigned
his pastorate. to take effecton the first
of June next.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

The public schools in Waukegan
have dispensed with the old-time re-
cess Of fifteen minutes recess, forenoon
and afternoon, and have made their
sessions quarter Of an hour shorter
The change gives general satisfaction.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

While the late frost proved SC
damaging to the prospect of the peach
crop in many portions of the South, ii
is stated that no damage has been done
to that fruit in Michigan.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

The question of President of the Sen.
ate, which has for some time been pend
ing, is settled by the election of Sena.
tor Edmunds, of Vermont. This is
the best selection that could have been
made; the office is one Of the first i'm
portance, as in possible contingency
the President Of the Senate becomes
the acting President of the United
States.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18
COLD IN THE SORRY

The Atlanta, Ca. Constitution DIES.
cribes what was seen in that city and
neighborhood on one of the recent
cold days:
Little children shlyering with dead
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

Hon. John Winans, member of Con-
gress.from this district, has introduced
a bill to regulate the transportation
rates of railroads. so as to prevent I'M.
just discrimination.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

The Baptist church at GAINESVILLE, in
this state, was destroyed by fire on
Sunday evening last. The building
cost $4,000, on which there was an in
surance of $4,000. The society will
rebuild a less expensive edifice the
coming season.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

The Congressional Blue Book, which
has been published, furnishes some
curious facts in relation TO the salar-
les OF government officers. Senators
receive a salary of $4,000, while the
Secretary of the Senate gets salary
of $4,000. The Chaplain of the Senate
receives a salary of 5000, while the lit
tie page boys get a salary of $3.50.
The messengers receive salary of
$1,440 per year, which is princely COM
pared to the Chaplain. The same ap-
parent inequalities of salary run
through all the offices of the Senate
and also of the House. The highest
salary paid to any of our ministers to
foreign countries is the minister to
Russia, $17,500. The General of the
Army and Admiral of the Navy are
paid salary of $4,000. The Collect
or Of the New York Custom House
has salary of $4,000. OF the $780,
900 persons employed in Government
service, 10000 are in Washington
this latter number are from every
State and Territory in the Union.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

1T is estimated that fully fifty
young men at this place and in this
immediate vicinity swore off last Tues
day from the use of tobacco smoking
or chewing, or both). drinking beer or
liquors, playing cards or billiards, and
other useless and foolish habits. -
burlington Free Press.
Hardly anyone needs to be told that
Burlington is a pleasant village on
Fox River, Racine County, Of some
twelve hundred inhabitants. Such
commendable action of the boys is
worth being published abroad.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

Petitions are in circulation in the
wool-groWing counties in this state
praying Congress to restore the tariff
on wool as established in 1867.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

George Ell. Pendleton, the Democratic
u. S. Senator Of Ohio, was the author
of the cicI seT0ice act, which was pass
ed at the last session Of Congress.
From and after that action Of the Sen
ator, he was doomed Democrat His
party will never forgive him. 1t was
provided in the Pendleton act that no
clerk or officer holding his position UNI
der appointment should be removed
from Office unless for misconduct. The
Democrats have been hoping to come
into power at the next Presidential
election, therefore wished the way
clear to sweep all Republican appoint
ees out of Office and put Democrats in
their places. PenGleton's law obstructs
turning out of Office without cause.
His term of Office doesnot expire until
a year hence, but the legislature of
Ohio being now in session Henry d.
Payne has been nominated to succeed
81
Pendleton; so the latter, for doing a
Just act, has been thrown overheard
by his party.
The election of Henry D. Payne adds
another millionaire to the United States
Senate. He is IA years of age, and is
said to be worth $4,00O,000. Million
aires have been added yearly to the
United States SENATE, and it is now
unquestionably the richest legislative
body in the world. Money is the
passport to the Office of Senator of the
United States. A Washington CORE
spondent of a Chicago paper says there
are only two Senators who would not
pass for rich men.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

A new school-house is to be built in
the Fourth Ward of Milwaukee. II
will be the finest in that city, and is
estimated to cost, furnished, $4,000.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

this vicinity, the Irresistible George
Barnes, feels very sore over his being
d efeated at his fagorite game last Fri
day evening by a country girl.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

Hon. J. V. Quarles. formerly of this
city. now of Racine, gave a banquet
at his residence ON College Avenue,
Racine, on Friday evening last, in
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18
Ayers Sarsaparilla

for Rheumatism, with entire success and,
after careful observation, declares that, in
his belief, there is no medicine in the world
equal to it for the cure of Liver Disorders,
Gout, the effects of high living, Salt
Rheum, Sores, EruptiOns, and all the
various forms of blood diseases.
We have Mr.. LELAND's permission to invite
all who may desire further evidence in regard
to the extraordinary curative powers of
AYERS SARsAPARILLA TO see him person
ally either at his mammoth Ocean Hotel,
Long Branch. or at the popular LELAND Hotel,
Broadway, 9th and 2Sth Streets, New York.
Mr.. LELAND's extensive knowledge of the
good done by this unequalled eradicator of
blood poisons enables him to give inquirers
much valuable information.
PREPARED BY
DR.. J.C. Aver & Co, Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists; 81, six bottles for So.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18
Ayers Sarsaparilla.

Since then Mr.. LELAND has recommended
AYERS SARsAPARILLA in many similar
cases, and he has never yet heard of its fail
ure to effect radical cure.
Some years ago one of Mr.. LELAND's farm
laborers bruised his leg. Owing to the bad
state of his blood, an ugly scrofulous swelling
or lump appeared on the injured limb. Hor-
rible itching of the skin, with burning and
darling pains through the lump, made life
almost intolerable. The leg became enor
mously enlarged, and running ulcers formed,
discharging great quantities of extremely
offensive matter. No treatment was of any
avail until the man, by Mr.. LELAND's direc-
ton, was supplied with AYERS SARsAPA-
RILLA, which allayed the pain and irritation
healed the sores, removed the swelling and
completely restored the limb to use.
MFR. LELAND has personally used
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18
THE MAGNETON APPLTANCE ed

2IS State Street, Chicago III.
NoTE.-Send one dollar in postage stamps or cur
worn, and try pair of Magnetic InBoles and be
convinced Of the power residingin our other Mag
netic Appliances. Positively cold fest when they
are worn. or money refunded.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18

A DVERTISERS! send for our ; elect List Of Local
ANewspapsrs Geo. P. Rowell CO., TO Spruce St.
New York.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-01-18
WARREN LELAND,
largest Hots! EnterpIises

of America, says that While passenger from
New York on board ship going around Cape
Horn, in the early days of emigration to Cal
ifornia, he learned that one of the officers of
the vessel had cured himself, during the voy-
age, of an obstinate disease by the use of
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
FINANCE AND TRADE.

money i i-2as Per Cent.-Government
lower Stocks Lower Flour Quiet and
Unchanged-Wheat Dull and Lower.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20

closed at 55ic: July 564 @56sc, closed at
sole; August 565@57sc, closed at $500
SIC. 0ats-Quiet slow and easy; cash &c;
June 32@32tc, closed at 32c; july 324Ca'
@32lc, closed at 32ic; August 2Sb@2Stc,
closed at 2sac; September 27iG2Isc;
year 26s@26ac. Rye-Quiet at 65!c
Barley-Dull at 62665c. Flax Seed
Quiet at 81 SO. Pork-Dull and LOG l5e
lower; cash SIS 10; June $40 60; July
$40 so; August SO 50@l 9 So; year 1880.
Lard-In fair demand aud 20fG2jc lower;
cash 81 57k@7 6T4; July 81 60G.I e2.,
closed at 81 6OG,T 62k; August 81 T79
al so, closed at 81 779@7 so; Septem-
Der s. 9Oa9 10, closed at 81 9T!@ 20;
October IS 20 Bulk Meats-ln fair de
mand; shoulders s. %; short ribs * %;
short clear sides s. 20. Butter-Qniet and
unchanged Eggs-Qniet and unchanged.
Whiskv-Steady and unchanged at 81 10.
Cincinnati.
CINCINNATI, June l9.-Cotton-Firm at
llIc. Flour-Firm and unchanged Wheat
demand fair; No. red 81 o.; receipts
$500 bushels: shipments 1000 bushels.
Corn-Scarce andfrm: No. , mixed 5ec.
Oats-Stronger at 3jl@ 3jc. Rye-Dull
at sc. Pork-Quiet at 81 75@ II 90.
Lard-Dnll and lower at s. 60. Bulk
Meats-Firm and unchanged; shoulders
Gle: short ribs Ssc Whisky-Easier at
81 o.. Butter-Firm and unchanged;
extra creamery POO PIC: fancy dairy 10,
lie. Live Hogs-Firm; common and
light 81 25M5 30; packing and butchers
s. O0C ) 80; receipts l,760 head; shipments
|, 100 head Eggs-Heavy at lS4@ l4c.
Cheese-Easier prime factory Go &c.
Toledo.
TOLEDO, June l9.-Wheat-No. l white
in good demand at lower rates
Csc: No > white Csc: No ? red cash and
June 923c; July 93,c; August 9l!c; Sep
TENDER 95lc; No. , soft ga 96c; No. )
red sea Ole. Corn-Dull and a shade
lower; high mixed 5sic; No. = cash
sic; June and July SIZE asked; August
5sIc asked: rejected sic; no grade i6c
Oats-Easier; No. white sole; No. ,
cash and June SIC asked; July 4!c
asked; August 29c asked; September 2S!c
Philadelphia.
PHILADELPHIA, June l9.-Flour-Dull
and unchanged. Wheat-Declincd IA
&c. and closed barely steady; No 2 Mich
igan white, grain depot 81 90; No. red
June 81 02l@l C2!; July 81 O2!@l 024
September 81 > C3l@r 63!. Corn-Dull;
mixed SOLO 5Sc: sail mixed June 6lp)
G2ic: July 6l@Gl3c; August 62!G q 62sc;
September ESQ 62Ic OatS-Weak; No. 2
mixed $50; No. white SIC Provisions
Steady.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
MEDICAL.
Vital Quesiisns!!ii

Ask lie most eminent physician
of any school, what is the best thing in
the world for quieting and allaying all ira
iation Of the nerves, and curing all forms
Of nervous complaints, giving natural, child.
hike refreshing sleep always2
And they viii tell you unhesitatingly
Some form Of Hops !!r
CHAPTER l.
Ask any or all of the most eminent ply
sicians: ~
What is the best and only resse1y that
kidneys and urinary organs; such as
Brights disease, diabetes, retention, or in
ability TO retain urine, and all the diseases
ard ailments peculiar to Women
. And they will tell you explicitly and en-
phatically "Bucku p
Ask the same physicians
What is the most reliable and surest
cure for all liver diseases or dyspepsia;
constipation, indigestion, bihousneSs, ma
LARA, fever ague, &c, and they will tell
Won
Mandrake! or DdRdeiiod mr.
H,nbe, when these remedies are combined with
Others equally valuable,
And compounded into Hop htters, such won
drr'u and mysterious curative power is developed,
which varied in its operations that disease or
i'll health can possibly exist resist the power and
vet IL i
Harmless fcf the most frail woman, weakest in
valid or smallest child TO use.
CHAPTER II.
Patients
Almost dead or nearly DYING
For-years and given up by physicians, OF
Bright's and other kidney diseases, liver
complaints, severe coughs, called consump-
ton. have been cured.
II'omcR gone nearly crdEy!N
From agony of neuralgia, nervousness,
wakefulness, and various diseases peculiar
10 women.
People Drawn out of shape from excruciating pangs
Of rheumatism, intlammatOry and Chrouic, or suffer-
ing from sCrofulR.
Fry SipelaS!
'Satrheum, blood poisoning, dyspepsia, indiges-
ton, and in fact, almost all diseases frail"
Nature is heir 10
Have been cured by Hop Bitters, proof Of which
can bc found in every neighborhoOd in the known
world.
no None genuine without bunch Of green Hops
On the white label. Shuu all the vile, poisonous
tut with "Hop" or "Hops" in their name.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
TRAmspo
BALTIMORE { ONO q. r. CO.

ON AND AFTER JUNE Is, 1884. PASsEN
" genger Trims win sun Is Acknowledging
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HowIT HAPPENED.

HE.
nan never Know how il could have happened
ur Nhethrr she gave some look or sign
vi "nJ , leaned my face toward her.
Or whether she raised her flce Go mine
mail never know how IL dared 10 happ,u:
- hUt close and glad rs the wild bee sins
I rom MS honey clover, | know kissed her
Pull and square on her lovely lips.
She St turned within, 0GOd, hlc,, and keep her.
The d"oy closed Soitly, and all was still
walked IN dream through the moonlieht's spleu-
dor, F
-, The crisp ~row CracSled-the air blew chill.
How Will she meet me again: How greet me
With lofty anger or keen delight"
Have opencd the gate OF her love forever.
Or closed myself INTO darkest night
SHE
He held my hand the quiet moon.wa> shining:
The street lay half in shadow, hall in light,
NSen the doorstep for one little minute
We stood 10 Sec the h'auty ol the night.
lie, Just to say good-hy, my hand hal taken.
could not snatch IL ruiCly from hi> grasp;
And ~ The while We talked he held u gently,
In the kind, friendly shelter Of his clasp.
And somehow, though we praised the nights still
beauty,
think we looked lno-c al each other. eyes;
HIS hlshing dark and warm, hal al the brightness
Aud, more than all, the SOttneS> Of the skie>.
hnOW how u could have happened, yet tits true,
That, u We Said goodnight, We kissed each other
jus; j. Acknowledged promised lover, do.
My cheeks are huruju: lu.l INV hears il beating:
luught To feel Ill pleased al cuurSp Tor he
IL must have hgen hi, fault-yet can't blame him,
only wonder what he thinks Of me-
-CRirtiga TriJuls
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
4 Little story of the wildwood,

One day last week Mr.. Charles Reynolds
was hunting wild turkeys in the neighbor'
hood Of Robustness Mountain, in Bedford,
and calling with yelper usually made
from the wing-5one Of that .birdl he received
a strong reply, and, continuing to call he
advanced TO the answering sound until the
object of his. search was seen through the
bushes when he took deliberate aim with
his rifle and fired. shooting Young man
named Miner in the ear. the ball coming
out behind the neck. Both were hunting
and both calling. each thinking the other
a fine large go6bler. Miners condition is
favorable. and it is thought he will soon re-
cover
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs. Winslows Soothing Syrup, for chill
dren teething, is the prescription OF one OF
the best female nurses andPhyslcians IN the
United States. and has been used tor forty
wears with never failing success by MIL
liens of mothers for their children. Dur
ing the process of teething its value is In
calculable. 1t relieves the child from pain,
cures dvsentery and diarrhPa, gripping. IN
the bowels, and wind collie. By giving
health to the child 1t rests the mother
PRICE DC a bottle,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
CITY OF WHEELING or the Esd
day Of July, 1854,

At 10 o'clock A.. NJ, for the purpose oil nominating
candidates for State offices to I've voted for at the De-
tobcr election next and for the transaction OF such
other business as may properly come before IL.
II i>rccommended that the Democrats OF the several
counties meet at the Court House of their respective
countics,on SATURDAY, THEjrH DAY OF JULY,
1884, at / o'clock p. NJ, unless some other day he
fixed by the County Executive Committee, and APP
point delegates to said Convention on the basis Of
one delegate for each one hundred votes cast for Gov
crnor J. b. Jackson at the October election IN $780,
and one delegate for each fraction thereof OF fifty
morn. d. II. LEONARD, Chairman.
II. r. HOWARD, secretary.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
NAILS-Sa 10 CARD.
Wheeling.

The nail market is very quiet, owing to
the want of stock. Nails, brads
andfencing, lOd to God, 81 40; Sd
and Cd, 81 IS; Cd and I'd,
81 90; ID and sd 2 65; Sd s. 90; ID
IS Is; SOC keg on common cut; barrel,
II inch, 81 90; l! inch 81 Is; inch,
IS 90; I inch, S. 40, I inch, Sc 60;
lining, I inch 81 05; : inch, - 60; finish
ing. 5 inch and over, 81 90; l inch, ) 6 So
p - 50; casing and box. soc per key over
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
A Funny Bit Prom California,

The circus that exhibited at this place
last Saturday lost one of its monkeys.
which escaped from one of the cages and
got up into one of the big oak trees IN SIS,
Seugood'S lot. Some one placed tlntul oil
moiasseS and whisky in the branches OF the
tree and Mr.. Monkey got drunk theretrom
and fell to the ground, where he was easily
caDtured
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
Too Ear Distant.

T0WTIFT ITV-TFfF.
You love me?' he asked, straining her
up to himself once more for luck
Indeed ! do she replied, gasping as he
monentarily relaxed his grip
And You'll marry me-?
"Te-es.'
"Wheng
"When Eli Perkins writes a funny story"
abe said shyly.
The Young man released his holt and
rraSping his hat went out into the vniceleSS
night. He said that he was willing TO be
reasonable. and would consent to wait till
the Greenbackers elected President, or
even till the Detroits won a game of base
ball. but Young man with a future before
him must draw the line somewhere.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20

GAINESVILLE AcCommodssen leaves wheeling At
$40 p. ", Relaire AZ $40 P N. daily eaeslt sun
day.
GAINESVILLE Accommodation at SIS A. NJ
Moundsyille Accommodates leaves Whs'tss At
IL IS A. NJ and arrives at Moundsyie AZ l2:iSP ~,
daily except Suaiay.
GloVers Gap Accom- modal Zen leaves NJ SIS ?. v.
Through eeach from wheeling to Columbus Oh No.
~, leaving Wheeling at gals A. NJ, arriving II 10
,umbus at 2:i0P ".
X \ q. sleeping cars on all thrcueh trsins
Close cutpcctun made Tor an points south and
Srable route for Coons;s and persons moving ~ The
great west, and to whom particular attention Is
given.
Tickets to all principal points on sale az depot.
Sleep!ng car accommodations can be secured az De
pot Ticket Office
THOS VI. r. HAASF.
Ticket Agent L. 4 o. Depot
JOHN BAtLlKr
Ticket Agent, under McLure Hoase.
JOHN L LANE, Trav. Passenger Agent
W. VI. CLEMENTS, NJ 81 T.
Il. T, pEVRlES, General Agent, Wheeling.
WHEELING AND PITTSBURGH DIVISION.
On and after JUNE Is, 1854, passenger trains
will run as follows, Wheeling time;
DEPARTURES.
For Pittsburgh-6.S' a. IN, 1920 q. M, daily e1-
cept Sunday.
For Wasiington-6aia m, 1920 a NJ, 5:S5 y.
m; TriadclPhia sos =. NJ, daily except sunday
ARRIVALS
From Pi;tSburgh-l:2 20 p. IN, 80 p III, daily cH-
CCpt SUNDAY.
M. daily except SUNDAY.
{. X. LORD. General Passenger Agent.
THOs VI. KING, General Sup't
T. u. SMITH. Pass Agt., Pittsburgh.
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NEVER TOO LATE TO TAKE.
The President Of "Busted" Bank willing
To Receive Deposits.

AyktRNlr TrGrsf'T
just after the bank had suspended the
president was standing on the steps when
man came up and said:
Bank buStedg'
Yes" sadly replied the president.
Won't pay any more money out, | sup
po,e|
No"
We'll. don't want to draw any out. !
thought if the bank wasn't too far gone |
would make deposit
Certainly, sir, certainly unlocking the
door step right in and | can accOmmo-
date vCu.
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EorfifY the system

NE T.. g. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
- TREATMENT guaranteed specific for Hys-
.I... N.s4ur>S Commissions, FITS, Nervous Neural
.., Hnr.larhe, Nervous PrOStratiOn caused by the
... alcohol ~ tobacco, MakeiuhGcSs, Mental DE-
.-,.nr >fIening OF the Brain resulting in insanity
.. '.at.rg 20 misery, decay and death Premature
q A-r. lArrsnnssS, Loss oil FC"e' IN eiIaer sex
.......rtary Losses and SpCrmaJorhSa caused by
.-,N urtiuu OF the brain, selt-abUSe or Oyer-ntul-
-.., Zach box contains one months treatment.
Cd '-,N Dr six boxes Tor $500 sent by mail pre-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20
BEAUTY OF BREvITY.
\ College Youth Gives His Father Few
Points i'm Spelling.

ATkrHS1r Trurrlier.
Father said young man who had
charge Of the paragraph department of a
college magazine, "Falstatf was very fat
man. wasn't heg
Yes"
He was what YOU might call corpulent,
wasn't he?'
Yes, he was corpulent
"Corpulence sounds big, but it can be
spelled with four letters, can't ity'
No, it can't haveyou lost all your SenseY
"Oh, YES, it can. What's the matter with
b C t?'
The father will bring suit against the col
lege for dwarting his sons mind.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-06-20

common cut; fine blned, Sd, s. So;
cut spikes, all sizes 81 so; boat spikes, all
sizes, 80 80; roofing nails, ironi Sc over
common cut; IRON galvanized, 81 40 over
common cut; iron timed, S. 40 over
common cut