The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-11-08
FROM nxR MAJESTY.

queen of England in her last letter, ee. cause have ',idings of comfort and joy y'-as heard a negro minstrel sing some time ago -bu, fcs the seAson that | eve you a letter. it n chsractesissie of me to pay wha, owe. lf l owed you a horned-frog agh. the ugly thing-l would give n to you. ba, Wales wculdrt
 Law me. the great jowl Wales has fos con- fouting hts deb,s. Say. wha, is jo~i anyhowf heard an American s,l use the expression. She came to the palace one day last week. and said to mo, lf you please, marm, les me see your crown ? Oh. dear. yoa must have lost 1t. tor l dont see it on Jour head. Do yoa have . winter and summer crowns Let me see both, if you have them showed her . um-major's besr-skin cap, and she danced jis of great delight. Oh. sad she, this a the winter crown. sor just look at the fur on h. Those American girls almost bother the liis out of me Do you know that a Boston woman asked me how much my washing was costing me per week, this years We'll. she just did. Washing. indeed Wonder m she thinks that 1 am on intimate tesms with my washer~oman. Well. just aint. l leaned on the fence and talked ,o her the other day, but d:d nos pa. myself ea an equality with her.
 "i haven't been to Scotland bu, once since John Browns body began ,o moul- der in the tomb. am not tn love with Scotch character. The ws.,e. ~hc srcke oi something being as scarce as Scotch angels, should have been elevated to the peerage but this is nei,hes here nor there. was speaking of the greA, shape of Wales jowl. sor arsay,ng himself per- pendicuiarly in front of his deb,s. am sue that l could not toy 90 iosgesialiy with the goddess of oppression financial obligation. l wouldn't speak % ossen concerning Wales supreme ability to owe. and his supeslasive indifference As to repayment, but. cadioan u (Ames,- can expression and beioags, think. to Mir. Henry Jsmes). he o~es inc. ! do no, dare to hope that he ~ill ever ose me any less than he does nov. but 1 am pretty bs Billie be dad-gummed certain tAmesscsn expression, the property, 1 think, oi Mr. George W. Cable) that he will never owe me any more. A man who has no more sesss than to bes oa A horse shss's got the blind-ssaggess. and record for stopping On the track and hay ing m epilsptic 6s, has not tho ability 10 discern the fact that the weather is moist. and tha, the time tor him to seek shelter has zrnvcd.
 "Ah, me. hos wearily life drags i,s stifiensd joints along; and yes. msshinks. l can look back on the rosy morn oi yes serday and sss mysed . happy. rather big footed Duteh-Iocking maiden, with . love ios the sublime and . broad mouth fos pc. Those happy, hsppy dsys gre forever gone. lt is true that even nov there is plenty of pie in the tischsn. wrapped tn . tow tovei, under dish- pan, but have failed so carry the digss- ton of gay princess into the sssins of a fnasEoniy queen. la other wosds. hash hath lost much of iss wonsed charm. i suppose, though, that you are able to eat ali you can get. Do you know thai Cladssone is great eater. ] asked him the other day how he had managed 10 preserve the vigos of his sppstsse. and with the stately bow, which has added much to his rspusstioa, hs replied Your msjsssy. ! ovs my strength and longing for meAi-sins, to exssciss. Whsn oppoespiay viii admii, spssd several houss 2er dsy h choppiss vood-' AAss the grezs minister had dspsssed isom ths palace, iosyssing so hesd tAs pisessd, shut the doos,' bsshosghs ms ef as idaa. l bosghs . cosd ct wood iron . couessyman. vifh . visw of givisg sm. p1oymeus 10 the exalted commouss. IL chopping wood is his gsms, vAy Tn his nss -os rather ! aa h ess vho ca lusuish the wood; asd thss, t ks should vsss addssiosai smp,oymssA he cas cassy is up the baek-seaiEs and pat if b tke eogsido-"