Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1884-03-26
MIGRATORY

"Oh msl" exclaimed little Edith, upon her
first entrance into the roller skating rink,
t'they're all on castors, amt they?'-Boston
Transcript.
Johnnie! told you to get me warm
water! That isn't warm, is it?" ''It doesn't
lukewarm, ma, but it is" Yonkers Gazette
IN. 7. Journal.
is your mother IMP" asked visitor of
little Mormon boy who opened the door.
s'No, ma am,'' the little bey replied, 'but
my brother's mother is in."-Philsdelphia
Call.
A Frenchman proposes to start mending
establishment in New York for the benefit of
bachelors There is nothing needing mend
ing more than they do.-Ne8 Orleans Pic
ayune.
"Mamma," said little up town boy, as he
left his bed and craWled into hers, the other
night, "I can GO to sleep In your bed. know
can; but I've slept my bel all up."-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
A hogshead of tobacco having fallen on a
Kentuckian and crushed him out of sym
remarks: 1T can't be denied that tobacco
taken In large quantities is injurious"
20 take back the heart the young woman cried,
"o take back the heart 4 pTas you" she SAD;
"And send you q pound of fresh liver instead
-Somerville Journal.
Glass shingles are soon to supersede the
old wooden kind, and parents can then see
lust when to leave off spanking, without
having to let up three or four times during
the operation ion,-Burlington Free Press
The Indianapolis Times suggests that ''if
some men would treat their wives well as
they do their servant girls there would be
fewer divorces" That would be very nice,
but few men are rich enough to afford to-
Graphic.
1t is estimated that in the city of New York
there is a grogshop to every hundred aud
seventy-five inhabitants. And yet, according
to reports there is as much suffering in that
city as in any other in the Union. 1t must
be that too many of the grogshops won't
trust.-Norristown Herald.
"Why is Neptune like man looking for
the philosophers stone?' inquired one Cot
tage Hill school teacher of another yester-
day .'Give 1t up,'' was the prompt reply.
"Because he is a seeking what doesn't exist,
.sWhy, what is Neptune seeking2" ''Oh, you
stupid! he's sea king" "Oh, yes! see;
lend me your piece of chewing um."-Oil
City Derrick.
Science versus Religion-stWhat does yer
understand about dis heah conlic' between
science and 'ligion?" ''Hit's my 'pinion.
brudder Jones, dat when a Christian man
what has perfessed 'ligion goes into de prize
ring, and has conAic' sgin science, he de-
serbeg all he gets. Ell de scientist pounded
dat Christians head often his shoulders L
wouldn't drap q ar"-Texas Siftings.
AN ORIGINAL. LOVE srozY.
He atrusgIed to kiss her. She struggled the same
To prevent him, so bold and undsunfed
But, as snaitten by lightning. he heard her eI-
"Aysunt. sirin And on he avsunted.
But when he returned, with wild, nendish iauSn'
Showing clearly that he was confronted,
And tlrestened by main force TO carry her on.
She cried .sDon'tl'' and the poor fellow oonteo-
When he raeskly approached and got down at her
feet,
Then she would forgive him and try to be sweet,
And sid, ssCant you2"-the dear girl recanted.
Then softly he whispered: s.How could you DO 80!
I Certainly thought was Tilted;
But come thou with me, to the paTson veil go,
Say-viIt thou, my dear?" And she wiited.
Than raiIy he took her to see her new home
A cabin By means enchanted.
..seeI Here We can live with no longing to roam,"
He sid: sshan't we, my dear2" SO they shantedi
-Syracuse Herald.