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Delta chief., 1884-10-29

DENVER, Sept g, 1884.
We have decided to 20 out Of busincss on
or before January LIST, 1855.
Our stock Ia for sale In lots to suit purchas-
ers 1t cost Store for rent and fixtures for
CAILAwAY BRos. q DNowALI,
King Block. 900 q all Lawrence At.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

30 where shall l find content?" sigh
a magazine poetess. Have you trie'
the dictionary, dear?
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

"Thank Heaven, the fuss is all over, "
said the groom, "and have you all to
myself" Yes" returned the happy
bride, "and now let us take one last
LOOK at the wedding presents before pa
sends them back to the jewelers..
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Astonishing, isn't IL, how things
are taxed?" said Straddles. "Why, l
hear lots of people talking about tax
ing their brains"
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

tE1.ndlrs. AsseatlOa! In the Dia
moni Dyes more coioring is given than any
known dyes, and they give faster and more
brilliant colors. ioc. at all druggists. Every
body praises them. Wells Richardson & Co.,
Burlington, Vt
Delta chief., 1884-10-29
Takes any.hing-A photographer.

In 1850 s.Bro,cn's Bronchial Troehesh
were Introduced, and their success as cure
for Colds, Coughs, Asthma and Bronchitis has
been unparalleled.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

The "Burro" cigar Ia named after . allow
animal, but she ''gets there, ELL"
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Richard Grant White says the letter
'.r' is disappearing from the American
tongue. This is truly alarming. We
shall presently have no month IN which
oysters may be safely eaten.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29
Lady Agents wanted

To Introduce and scll DR.. Linguistic st.na
Health Corset. Apply to DR.. Lnguist spina
Corset Co., 4t2 Broadway, N. Y.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

NILES Itching or bleeding. relieved and Per
Dmanrntiy eur-d By Cole's CarbolisAlve Get Gen
/ uias IS cents and % eents Mt druggists or ~ mail
j. W. COLE 4 co. Props. Black River Falls Wis
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

A Normal young man who fell in love
with fleshy young Bloomington girl,
confessed that he was in fatuated.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Flirts are like fiddles-No good with.
out the beaux.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

When ever, thing else fails, Dr.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy cures.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Tho man wh~ buys chewing tobacco
does not always get quid pro quo.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

HARvEr Il PARKER's "Burro" "knoX the
sox" on all other cigars. Try It
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Never hurt a milkman's feelings b
talking to him about the cream Of
Joke.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Orchard and Vineyard Lands
in the Garden Valley of Western Colorado
For particulars idress W. E. PABOR, Fruita
Colo.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

A young lady asked shop. keeper for
. tight-fitting garment such as they
wear in New Jersey.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Taking the stump-Picking up the
cigar stub.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

A polly-tickle Notwithstanding
a parrot with straw.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Fl common sense was taxatle some
ov US would be exempt.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Waiter girls may not be Spiritunlists
but most Of them are table tp-pers.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

II big heads are q sign Of astuteness
\ cabbage should be sharper than u pin.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29
.Over aud Ovsr AEai..

Astronomers and theatrical manager.
both discover new stars.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

In matters matrimonial. eastern girls
seem to require little coaching.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

Showing the "qucer"-crowding an
eccentric man.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

The Might OF the Pen.
Oh the ora;cr's voice Is a mighty power,
As Il echoes along the green,
But the fearless pen has more sway DER men
To sound the praises Of CarSoline-
Delta chief., 1884-10-29
rru,, and Garden Lands in Colorado.

In 5 and 10 acre tracts. Low Price. Long
Terms to settlers or non-residents. Address
for particulars, W. z. PABOR, Fruita, Colo.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29
Help wanted-Yemales.

Wanted-lacies and gentlemen to take nice light
pleasant work At their own homes tdts ance no oo
1ectfon); work sent by mall; % to o. . day can b
quietis made; canvAssing Please address At once
Reliable " fg Co. Phfla ielphiA Pa Box 1888.
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

"Eas Rhoad.' Crackers"
Delta chief., 1884-10-29

A CARD.-To all VINO are suffering from errors
and fndiecretions of youth, weakncss early
decay. loss Of psnh39d ss yiIl send recipe that
edy was discovered by Q missionary In South Amer.
fcs- Send self addressed envelope TO REV. JOSEPH
T. IyMAN. Station d. SeL' YORK
Delta chief., 1884-10-29
Skinner Bros.
and Wright.

Our mail order department Ia now ems Of
our pet departments. Now, residents find
that they can trade with us by letter As well as
IL in person.
We are the only establishment west Of Chi
cago that can furnish the male sex of any age
or dementions, any article of apparel that Is
desired, including hats and caps, boots and
shoes.
We have fine autographed fashion plates
showing the latest styles in clothing that We
will mail free, together with the latest Presi-
dental puzzle. These fashion plates also con-
tain rnles for self measurement, enabling any
vest, coat or shirt.
We guarantee every garment as represented
and II careful Measurement is taken, We
guarantee fit or the money refunded.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
Talking About War.

General Grant recently told news paper correspondent, speaking of the Rebellion, that it was so much a young mems war that he thought himself rather too old to make successful com- mander, because he was 39 when the struggle began. He said that the Mexican war, which closed only thirteen years before the Rebellion began, seemed to him much more remote in 1861 than the Rebellion does now, nearly twenty years after its close. The Mexican war was an episode merely, and being fought on foreign soil and with small forces, did not leave such impressions on the minds of those engaged in it as were left by the great civil war. Speaking ol the nameless battles of the Rebellion, Gen. Grant said that there were many fights brought on by reconnoissan, ces in command of Colonels where more men were killed than fell in some of the battles in Mexico which are famous in history. The battles of the civ il war were so numerous that their very names are more and more fading from the public recollection, leaving only the most important to stand out distinctly m the national memory.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
Two Pointers.

A Philadelphia speculator who knew that his coachman had a few hundred dollars and was sometimes interested in stocks, observed to him the other morn- ing:
 "James, few of us speculators have formed syndicate to boom the stock of the V. 6S V. Railroad"
 "Yes'r."
 'I simply drop you hint as pointer to buy on."
 "Thankee, sir; but few of us coach men and buffers have formed a syndi- cate to bear the stocks of that very line, and was going to say to you yesterday that you'd better stand from under"
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
A Fine Paper.

The boy had just brought some pa- pers to the editoiral-room fresh from the press, and the force were engaged in commenting on the issue.
 "Good paper to-day, gentlemen" re- marked the editor. "That leader of mine, if am not very much mistaken, will cause sensation among"
 'It is a good paper" broke in the funny man; who had been looking over his column for typographical errors. 1T haven't very much matter in it, but, if I do say it myself, every line of it is bright, even for me, and will be copied far and"
 "A good deal of local matter is cut out, interrupted the city editor, "but what there is is frst-class news. That cock-fght know will be published ex- clusively by us, and think the runaway accident"
 "Well, gentlemen" said the proprie- tor of the establishment, entering the room, "ine paper to-day. There's not much in it but advertisements, but that is what pays. ."-Phita. EUeni,ag Call.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
. Closing a Gap.

General Butler has recommended Captain Wilson, R. M., of the Hecla, for on action at the battle of Teb, which he describes as one of the most courage ous he has ever witnessed. There was a gap in the square, and five or six of the enemy seeing it rushed forward, attempt ing to pierce the ranks. Captain Wilson advanced to meet them alone, and break ing his sword in his effort to cut one of them down, would not retire a step, but held his ground, knocking them down with his fists. Either by miracle or the surprising nature of his attack, he es- capped with few wounds, and the square closing up rescued him.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
MARKET NOTES.

NEW YORK MARKET The Wholesale New York market quotations show:
 BEANs-Prime, $42O@$4. 95; fair to good. $2.65@$2.60 per busheL
 BUTTER - New York sold at 34@36c. for choice in pails, and 25@28c common to good. Western Creamery sold at 33@34c and the common Western at 23@25c
 CHEEsE-Factory fancy, 14O1416c; do fair to good, 12@13c.
 EaGs-Quotations ranged from 27c. for or dinary, to 28c. for New York. New Jersey and Pennsylvania.
 FLOUR superfne. $26O@$3.3 30; Western, $3.65@$6.75; extra New York, $3 45@$6.00. HAY Shipping, 45@50c.; clover, 40@50c., salt, 60c; straw, 50@55c.
 HoPs-New York, 266D27c. Eastern, 20@25c; yearllngs, 1S@25c; olds, - -. PETRoLEUnII-Refned, 7s5c; crude, 6T@7ac in bulk; in barrels, s59c;, naphtha, 6slc. in PoRK-Clear back, $1925@$2OOO OO; dressed WHEAT = Spring No. 8, s1.O2@s1.O6; Mil waukee, No. ?, $1;O5; amber, $1.a2@$2. 40; CoRN-Ungraded Western Mixed. 52@59c; Steamer Mixed, 5815@59c. in elevator, 6O51c. delivered; No. 2 59Sl @6015c. in elevator, 6l@ 6521sc.,, delivered White Southern, 6Oc de- livered.
 RYE-state, 74@751Sc
 WooL-Ohio, Pennsylvania and Virginia,
  l, 45947c.; No. 2, 38@40c.; common, 39@35o New York and Western xx and X, 39@4516c. :; Mo- 1, 44@45c.
 PHILADELPHIA MARKET. FLoUR-State family, $4.50@$475; rye flour, $3.50@$3.60; wheat State $-.-@$1. 1616 amber, $1.43; corn, yellow, 56c.; mixed States SIC.
 PETRoLEUM-Refned, 7sSc.; crude, 6Lc. WooL-State and Western xx, 46@50c.; X, 47@48c.; medium. 50@51c. coarse, 45c.
 BOSTON MARKET. FLOUR - From $2.75@$3.25 for low and medium, to S4.25@5.75 for choice Minnesota. Corn, 63@66c for mixed and yellow BUTTER - Common, 17c. @1Sc. Vermont dairy, 23(D28c. choice creamery, 30036c. CHEEsE-1301513c.
 BEANs-$3. .25@$3.30
 HAY-Choice, $15@$16.
 CATTLE MARKETs BUFFALO - Cattle, good quality, $5.5O6 $6.85; hogs, fair to good, $7.00@$720; best, $745.
 EAST LIBERTY, PENN.-Best cattle, $6. .256 $6.75; medium to good, $5.25@$6.00; common to fair, S5.00@$6.00: Hogs, Workers $6.50@ $6.85; Philadelphias, $7.50@$7.85. Sheep, &5.250$550.
 WATERFOWL, MAss.-Cattle, choice. $- @$1025; extra, $8.00@$9.00; first quality, $7.OO@$7.5O second quality, $5.OO@$6. 50; third quality, $4.00 00$4.50. Sheep and lambs wool sheep, $2.50@$4.50; extra, $5.00@ $500; spring lambs, 5@6a[c.; Veal calves 375c@71Sc IS
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
TRUE SOLDIERLY GRIT

Having Passed through the War, an old
 Soldier Conquers one Enemy more.
 KindlinE with enthusiasm ss he recalled the great struggle of twenty years ago. Capt J. Sanford. of Newark, who raised Company of sSd N. J. zouave,. and went 10 the front with them. said to transient companon one day last summer,
 ''Yes, Twas in eight of the hsrosst battles of the war: Seven Pines, Malvern Hal Savage Station. Mis-. sionAry Ridge and Harrisons LanAins gre in tho list Istarted to go with Sherman to the sea- but my right leg was shattered by ball Ht the first engagement after the great march began. After the smpntation wac taken twenty-five miles and left in tent st Rinsgold Ga. rain came on and my tent flooded Then Twas started on my way to Chattanooga, aso miles dis tant Just try to imagine the horror of that journey Co A man in my condition. For yean afterwards was shaken with every eIertion. Yes. tho doctors pre-. scribe as they always will when you Ask them, but keen my own doctor now. and he never opens his mouth."
 "A dumb doctorin exclaimed the captains caller.
 ''Yes, dumb a q mummy. but smart as lightning there he isn pointing to a bottle of DR. DAVID KFNNEDYs FAvoRITE REMEDY standing on . corner shelf ''I take that. When am run down it winds me up. when am weak it strengthens me when
 am 'oa my foof it gives me an appetite; when au excited it aniets me"
 Remember name. Dr. David Kennsdy's FAvoRITH REMFDY Rondont N Y.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

and applied Hoods Olive Ointment. Rn in shost time the sores hlmost entirely dinappasrod Mir. Allen her ssfwss sso greatly bsnohted by Hoods sarsapsrlis. She taysi "G never wac 60 well ia mY liis"
 Mfr ], \. Ketohum, of Barre. Nt, ssss that his boy had several very usy scrofuloua sores on hA lea HoodH safstpgtna cured him. And Mr. KetohuFu ssysl "i can heartily recommend its Co othsrs."
 Last spring my two children were vAoolnsted, soou after, they broke A out with running dreadful thought should lose them. Some one spoke Co nns about Hoods saruarArlt uuFiher Of the blood bought bottle and gave c. te the children. So soou they began to take e they hessn ts ret better, t cured them completely. and they have remained healthy ever since. do feol that Hnodt sarsApArll, saved my children to me-" Mns, c, l., TEoNreoN West Warren, Mac.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

Let sssry parent read this well written letter
 Unsolicited send ony such fmmen enastions Hoods sarsspalih desorvcs. Spring aud fsn ws pss
 Hoods ssiuap ra Co our tnilg at tont wth mpst sst sfactofy results, My llttc rid ef two and one.hslf years, strong. healthy ohhi, bat vefy fubloodsd. and hearty eater was troubled with on hcreyos We tried various romsdlcs bat with no lasting eject At last fssorted Co Hoods satsspsfa and from ths nrs of May when u'cd t arrt for that putposs, shs has not had tho least vcsgs of sy, Ky keepins the blood n apufs oondi o,, the whole system s purified So, both for economy and comfort ve uss Hcods NY.
 Mrs, Msua Allen, of wnlmantlc Coma. wtites that her little daughter troubled with sorofuous sorrs her face and head, 6heEAyu her Hosds saruspars
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

A PLAIN FUNERAL.-"I want you to promise me one thing" said the late Augustus Schell, of New York, to his two brothers, Edward and Robert, two days before he died, "that is that when I die you will have no ostentatious fu- neral Give me simple burial, and don't let there be any expensive floral display" The brothers promised to do as the dying man wished and the whole of the funeral services was as simple as possible.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
Care for the Children

Children feel the debility of the ,spnnE sssson even more than adults and they become cross, neevsh and uncousrollsble. Humors In the blood are able Co man
 fleet themselves in various vays weakening tho system render it unable to stand the attacks Of serious disease Tho blood should bo cloansod and the system inyigorated by the use of Hoods SAraapaul'a Thou sands Of parents testify to the great benefit the children have derived from Hoods sArraparlla'
 My little girl was afflicted with sorofula. sovirulsn was the her neck had been 8ucsd ten tmes At tho time she began take Hoods ssrtAparA thcr very large bunch on her face. This ws expected to open with lancet but to surprise the bunch bc gan to shrink. and now 1t has entirely disappeared Baby it In good 1esh all gone, her appetite C good. and she seems ns well any ohildn WILLIAM H. CoSAST, Lyme Centre, Y. n.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

A bill was introduced in the House by Mir. James, of New York, to prohibit any officer, servant or agent of tho government, to hire or contract out the labor of prisoners incarcerated for violating the laws of the United States.
 MT. Gardner G. Hubbard appeared before the House Committee on Post Offices and ad- vocated a contract between the government and his or some other telegraph company for the transmission of telegrams.
 The Committee on the Alcoholic Liquor Traffic reported adversely on the bill to estab- fish an alcoholic liquor commission.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
Purify the Blood

Mfr M. J. Quinn, of Albany, N. Y., says his little daughter a1 ysArs old. was terrible sufferer with scrofula from birth. Was blind for months, in fact never saw well day tll she took Hoods ssuapArills She is now well and healthy NsiEhbors eorroborats Mir Qunns statement and say the case of bic child is the most wonderful thing that has come to their knov edge.
 MR. HENRY T. CURTIS, of Frankfort, Me. sAyr his boy had twelve below hs knse and pieces Of bone came from all of them The boy went on crutohes hrs' years On taking Hocds SAuApArilla the sores began to hesl and year from the time hp began taking he threw away his erutohes and walked A mile to school. The nsighbors thought he never would walk again. This is ali strictly true"
 Mir J. V. A. Proudfoot of Chicago. hs little boy had discharge from his ears after scarlet fever. Hoods sArsaparllA greatly benefited him.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

A NEVADA OFFIcIAL.-The Eureka Leader tells this little story of real life in the Nevada silver regions: H. C. Ward, who has served as deputy sheriff for some time, rendered his resignation to Sheriff Sweeney. When asked his req son for resigning, ward said: 'fThere ain't enough fun in being sheriff. I missed two or three good fights last night on account of being an officer"
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
A GOOD beginning is halt the work

FoR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression ofspir its and general debility in their various forms also as preventive against fever and ague and otherintermittent levers, the "Ferro-Phosphor ated Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell Hazard & Co.,, New York, and sold by all Drug gists, is the best tonic and for patients recover ing from fever or other sickness it has no equal
 FROM B. F. LEPsNER, A. M., RED BANK, N. ]. have been troubled with Catarrh 80 badly for several years that it seriously affected my voice. 1 tried Dr. ---'s remedy without the slightest relief. One bottle of Ely's Cream Balm did the work. My voice is fully restored md my head feels better than for years.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

Sidney ourchundro, of Pittsburg Pa, writes;
 "I have used pr. wm. Halls Balsam for tho Lungs many years, with the most gratifying results The relieving influence of Halls Balsam is wonder full The pain and rack of the body incidental to tight cough, soon disappear by the of spoonful according to directions. My wife always sends for Halls Balsam instead Of physician"
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

Health first, riches afterward. All form of heart disease inc c'udinR pa'pitaiion rheumatism, spasms, bony formation, en- largement valyu'ar deranRemen.s, acute pains in left breast etc, yield to the use of Dr. Graves Heart Regulator. $l per bottle at druggists.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
GUSSET, SEAM AND BAND.
HOW THE SHOP GIRLS LIVE ONsTAR.
 NATION WAGES.

Peep Into One of Their LOwly Homes and R Chnt with the Industrious Inmate Food and Fuel in Small Quantities at Bankrupt Prices-A sOrrOwful Side of Life.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
DniryInen Prefer IL.
|. WELLS. RIcHARDsoN & Co.

MEssRs. WELLS, RIcHARDsoN & Co.,.
 Since the introduction of your Improved But ter Color among my customers, it has giver universal satisfaction. The leading dairymeI of this section who have used it give it tht preference over all other colors, of whatever name or nature.
 They are especially pleased with the fact tha it does not become rancid, like other oil colors and their product brings highest prices in mar ket. w. $. NAY, Druggist.
 ITNpFRarII VT Anril 5 1882
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
Dr. Creen,s Oxyaenated Bitters

the oldest and best remedy for Dyspepsia, Bilious mess. Malaria. Indigestion, all disorders of the Stomach and all diseases indicating impure con. dition of the Blood. Kidneys and Liver.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
100 Doses Ono Dollar. American College Song Book.

Collection Of the Eonga Of Cd tative Amer. icsn qollsges, Ono can hardly nasine eonEs fresh. or and brighter than these. 50 ia number, and bii newly contributed by the collefes iu question, tns cluding Naesar and Wellesley, There ir an average of four sonFa frpm each college Price el.n.
 Also published Carmina Collegenfia, ea.u0. Unit vcrsty sonEs @ b and studontHLf In Song, ei co.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

The kidneysaot as purihers of the blood, and when their functions arc intsrfered with through weakness, they need toning. They become health. fully active by the uec of Hostctter'e stomach Bltters, when falling short Of relief from other sourcoss Thie eu. perh stimulating tonic alec prevents and arrests fever and nFue. conetipa tion, liver com plaint, dyspepsia, rlleumatism an d other ailments. UHc it with regnlarity. For sale by all Drug. gists Rnd DeAlera generally.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

Hz- GET THE BEST DYES The Diamond Dyes for family use have no equals. All popu- lar colors easily dyed fast and beautiful Only l0c. a package at druggists. Wells, Richardson < Co.,, Burlington, Vt. Sample Card, 32 eolors, and book of directions for Pc. stamp.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
CATARRH THIS REMElY

was discovered by its present proprietors. and ia the result Of e1. poriments. based up. on many yearn oxpcri' ence as Pharmacists.
 It is different from oth CT preparations used for these troub, lee, being harmless and Agreeableg offer ing jn those respects . marked contract Co
 the nANoEhoue AND
 HARMFUL L1ouInn, sNuTFe AND oAuTEn. IzrNu rowpERs. Ap.
 ply by the finger into
 the nostrile. Send for registered.
 iggieta. owEao, N. Y.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
G0ID WATCH FREE!

Tho publhhsr of the Capitol City Home Guest ths wg tbovn inflAtsd Literary Family MAgsHnN, male ihs ol lowing liberal Oor for the New Year The peen telling thr longest n the Be before May ish will fsese kolid Cold, Indys Hunting Cascd Ewtsa N ateh. worth to, H thes he ofe than correct antws the second s te sn elef Ant Stem.vindinH Gentlcmnn'a W ntcht ths hdi ksyvndng Ennilsh Watch. hach person muti tend ft ci
 h Tor which thsy will thes uoutha snb Fcripon tho Home Guest, % nstrAtsd New Year Book. Case of RS articles thsi hs lad S srpseeisis and containing of wnuen Adffefa
 Puba. of HOME QUEHT. HANTFonn. CONN,
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

Mn. OLIVER MYERS, of nonton, O., says "Samdritdn NeTUine cured me of general de- oiity"
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
RemarkrhIe Tribute.

FoR burns, scAlds, bruises, chApped hands, aores or piles nse St. Patricks Salye.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

'IT quiets the patient, and ultimately cures him." A late encomium on Sdrndritdn NerUine.
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

IN REGARD TO Ely's Cream Balm for Catarrh, my answer is, can recommend 1t ss the best remedy ever used.-DR. J. $. VAUGHAN, Den. list, Muskegon, Mich. (see ady't)
 c,.r,,,lo- NT;iI c,,res ecbes and pains o5c
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09

Sold by all druggists. si; siH for sb, Prepared by O. I. HOOD d CO.,, Apotheehrss, Lowell, Mass.
 100 Doses One Dollar.
 Bald Heads, when you have tried everything else and failed, try our Carboline nud be happy; t will prove its merits. One dollara bottle, and sold by all druggists.
 BEWARE of the incipient stages of consump- ton. Take Piso's Cure in time.
 FoR SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this paper, apply 10 the pu blisher Of the paper. tlOs
Connecticut western news., 1884-04-09
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Sold by arusslsis sl siH for ss, Prepared only hy c, l. HOOD a co. Apothsoariss, Lowell, Mass,