The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-07-12
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Mr.. Na.by Reads H~rper's Week!y and
Has q Dream Over 1t.

with the Corners and bccnm trooiy Dim.
ecratic, | determined to ,nCurridGc it,
and we made up pusS aud Subscribed
for one copy, wich bubbles its cirke!a-
shcn in the Corners. Ef it, cirSelaahon
will bubble everywhere the ilarpers VIII
hev accom- ;shcd thcr purpuS, and VIII
come back permanently to the DlmocriSy
wich they left in 1861, after the war cut
OFF the South from Their trade, a"d the
| Republicans refUozcd to hev amy paper
wich caricatcored the gerillcr i.inkm.
The fust number We reserved contained
Il CARTON haaed upon the story nv yin
g:nia aud her father Nirginus.
he'd great deal Nv trouble to make
the Corners understood the mcanin nv
the piktcr. | he'd to tell EN- that il
ginia ~ the daW Ter nv Il Roman Oiliser,
a sort Il, Briggaditr- General, q it We're,
that the Emperor wuz IN love with her,
and W az bound to hcv her any how, that
the gal wuz in love with another ieller
that the Emperor, to cit her, he'd orc NV
his favoritcS trump mp a story that She
wuz rely his slave, and that this sncckin
crSs brot the girl atUre the Emperor, who
Nv course gave jude .ncnt in favor nv the
sncell, the pint bein TO git TIE gal away
from her father and lover, when she wood
be immeiitly turned over to him that
when Judgment was rendered, the father,
| t., ~, 1,l,,l
nv the tSIaut. snatchcd knife from 4
butcher stall and killed her
Dcckiu Pogram lemGrkt that it wuz 4
shameful waste Nv property, that Isl the
good Old GAYS III Kentucky Il likely gal
like that wood bring 81, 30 in Moo Or
leenS.
Then went on to show that ~ the
pihtcr, Virginia, the 'DnoScut gal, Sit, d
70. the Republican party, that the crooel
Emperor which wuz agoiu to take her
anyhow WIZ Blanc, and that EirginiuS,
the father NV the gal, wich WIZ Il KILN
the virgin to prevent her ION tallin into
the hands NV Blame, wuz the Indepcud-
r-eAS- .Ss. --I -. r. ~
Hpptr'& Htt&ly aud Vast Tie a:llst,
wich now hily respect.
They pcrtcndid 10 understand it, but
they didn't. 1t ain cIaasiklc ailooshcra
that ketchcs the Corners. They dn;t't
know much about Nirsinius, but ist in
vite 'em over to Ba CONS That they
comprehend. My constituents must be
appeeled to mostly thro TIE bowels.
After cxhauStin myselftryin to explain
the piktcr went 10 bed ami d"eem.d.
The pikt2r wuz fresh III my mind. TEel
wuz the indel sndent RapubliEin, labelled
'Independent Nerublikin," so't VOC
c0oIcn't make any mistake. there wu2
Virginia. the handsome gal, labelled
"Republillin party" so't 700 cocdcn't
make Ii, mistake aboat that, and ther
WIZ tie Emperor labelled "Biane.' so't
700 co dent make any mistake about
him. Mr. Mast hoz to label all his pix,
tess nov, Scnc2 he has jncl the Dimo(
risy.
Tu Iesin with it wuz all in the dleen
iist ez it wa in the pkter. Blaze rushed
folrcrd to oize the Republican party, ant
the Independent panty, Mr.. Cnrtis, seeZed
the gal and drawd her 10 one side and
waved the butcher knife aloft, and WIZ {
goin to strike.
Their WIZ immeitly n tremenjus change
from the p;lttcr. The damscl standin tol
the Republican party Want a shrinkir
Gal at AL, but she VIZ a tall, st.dppin
spleudidy mopnrshanCd female viii
muscle onto her. And the iudcpendent
voter wIzn't hardy Soljer, with leg
like the cadars NV Lebanon aud muscle
like blacksmith, but he v II Il Il i'll
legged. mai e chesteG, long-haired, sr'.
low-facod dude, with his hair partid il
the middle. He va Il ieauiu on the ga
Instead ny the gal leanin onto him, ant
the moment he quit leanin onto the ga!
HI, knees knocked together and it VIZ,
with great ditlikilty that he stood alone
He " " so week ithout Ills material sup
port that he he'd to ketch onto Il Southeil
Dimocrat wich stoo.i nccT to keep on hi:
feet at all. aud the shadder nv the South
crn nimoorat Lid him r"om mortal view
He wohhIcu.
The order nv things cz WIZ set down
in the pike + wuln oh eli ,ed at all. The
wa a wa iashen diiie! mt nom wat the
indie, fr,Glnt voter pXlrrtp ed.
The fair damscl, the Republican party
suddenly developed a great deei NV mus
keller power and constable Will NV he1
own She riz to her full hitc and fetche,
the independent dude one under the ca
that sent him in one dileckshun and tEt
knife another, and then she jumped ont;
the two Of 'en, and KEEP jnmpin on en-
till Mr.. Mast didn't know whether he VIZ
Mast or Cunts. aud Mr.. Curtis WIZ il
..ate doubt whether he va Curtis o
Mast. UeNln finished the ludependcn
party, She rushed over to Blaine, an,
THROWN herself in lis muskcler arms, re
posed there comlidnly and ez quietly c;
any well-behaved young female ever Gi'
in the AIMS Nv her owncst.
The independent party agiz and sod
Look here, this isn't the way ii is, 4
all 700 nid>t permit me t" Kill y0o t.
save yer honor, 700 know. II N0" don t
vat becomes ~ me and N~P,r'S HeeAiy
This won't do At ali. Fall intu my arm
, and he knitted without makiu all til