The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1884-07-26

- 1900 49,
ie same man sii SUMNER HoTELKRRPER-"But if you
@ ~ 90 are satisfied with the place why don't
~ 70" III - you come my dear madam. 1 will
~ ~ Ia hold that room for you week.
"a ~ III Applicant-"I am afraid you would
." ,;t., s not like to receive the whole family"
snoonsri ~ Hotelkeeper-"Well, of course, that
s.pp az -, depends"
i'er 'iie oaAes Applicant-"The fact is have three
pet dogs. parrot, two cats and a
ss.-A plump nnIeh.ng piru am IN N =
ha,t a Jor welcome"
nan LA, aozen Applicant-"ohl thank you, thank
raran1o a. you. Then you don't object to dogs
hutter chon and other ahimals?"
oue oa E " y Hotelkeeper--"No indeed madam
o : PornJ We draw the line at children"
together and FIRST New YORK PREAcHER-"I am
err. salt graf sorry to hear that you haYe already
parsley ADD closed your church for the summer.
making IL as To be sure your congregation is very
~ handled fashionable. but all the members can.
10 and bread not be out of town yet"
q color a gold Second New York Preacher. son
/ II allowed the contrary they all in town. but
hey will hard they won't come to church, and that is
ost t' with veal ''Indeed you must have offended
slightly with them in some way"
"T fear So"
What did you preach about the
Persons tray last timer
ected to con. 81 preached against gambling and
ying cinders. emoezzieinent
they are not
nent but are FOND FATHER.-"Welcome home.
suffering that my son. Welcome home. 1 aIn very
ght A very glad you got safely through the exam
is within the nation. l suppose things at Yale
d would pre- have changed good deal since was
expense were there?'
5 simply one Graduate "Awl yeas, 1 suppose
These NAV So"
put injury or Fond Father-'What are the prici-
n, and shortly pal improvements they have made of
solve glutin- late years?
the ball of the Graduate - 'DeahI deahl Haven't
ign substance you heard?"
itation of cut Fond Father-"Heard what?"
lus prevented Graduate-"Why Yale has changed
Don be washed its stroke"
grains slowed
may prove OF "RRMEMBER the poor, says an ex-
ncy, change. "We will" adds the Bur-
lington HaaOkeye. 1--WE do. We can't
Baot nm tho forget him. He charged so a cord for
a Ell a. saving wood, and cut every last stick
F ooap OF it four inches too long for any stove
ooId III - in the house. We remember him.
oas nm And he'll remember us ii we can ever
20 1i;p p nj find him, and hire to hold him
> WITH fnn while we starve him to DEATH"
the whites Of FoND PARENT-"Well, Johnny. how
j, and stir all are you getting along at school2'
non pudding Johnny-"Oh, iirst-rate. 1 started or
utter to pre- third, but am first now" Fond
ng, pour the Parent-"Gad to hear it my son. AL
Q in quick ways Try TO be hrst There Is 90 cent:
be done in for your industry" Johnny-'Ani
them over that Iicel I'll try to get higher yet
fl sugar over Fond Parent-"Higher? How can you
be made as be higher than first2" Johnny-"Elsy
substituting enough can get TO be short stop OF
ked adding a pitcher"
TURNING a defect to good account
One OF our friends advertised for 1
- o9nu Two serving man, and the next day APP
u Honee ~ u peared stout person of grave all
l9u Ine yer wearing enormous blue spectacles
e i 70 POWDER Have you weak eyes2" said friend
iA' WIN SIX NO." said the applicant ''but L scour
POI, ana pots and things so thoroughly that the
III III ~ Oh tne glitter OF them hurts my sight"
the cugtar1
Old r,os, ,,. HhLsDALE young has con
m ;1 ~ tracted Jacob-lIke, to work for a far.
M ~ IT, 10 " mer seven years in consideration Of
- ~ 70 ~ obtaining a daughter of the old man
tia w. %i'n ~ The young man forgets that sever
''N' VI Ser'- years nowadays will change a woman
awfully.
asoned with
nong the del IT is all nonsense to talk about
the place of women being deprived" of the right
e. They look OF voting Deprivation implies want,
and the color but we'd like to the woman who
It'll making would permit herself to be deprived Of
or any sea- anything she really wants.
ice in wine
with milk or BY large majority: An Indiana
,rred), roll in evangelist asks: Can Democrat get
Tx of egg to heaven" We hasten to say that he
and fry light canif lie has the handling OF the re.
lite of the egg turns,
-''"''''"s Il TEACHING the young idea: "What is
that, mother?" sit is the Legislature,
S. whites and my child" What does it do mother?'
possible, sep 1T repeats acts passed by the last
n meal. quar- Legislature"
oonful OF salt The King of Portugal is to start a
rn meal; melt newspaper. He may be like the King
and scad the OF Bavaria, who wants to read crit.
2 and stirring cisms of operate performances which
ecty smooth; he alone has witnessed.
rs, and lastly
8; bake in a HEIGHT OF emphasis: ''Lle! shout
quantity will ed Old Mowers he smashed his fist
Town on the table. "Lie why, he eau
lie like a show billr'
preferred by
70, Is made OF The facehous postage stamp clerk
led fine who told that asked fort twOs
the Juice and that this was not aesthetic postofct
sup of raisins Is now looking for a situation.
fine and one
ar. Beat these IHE rnost ranaral oa,,.a oF ,;1,,
euu one egg among hogs Is indigestion. For this
va Iulu up care in feeding will be the best presen
o 'OP crust tive. Guard against a surfeit of new
or with little corn and overioadng oeneroIIr ~
ID in 1t; bake reOuIar wit their nnaais a,,d
pio"n he pie mix a handful of wood ashes charcoal
III the oven and sulphur with their food.
To cupIu of -
tablespoonful RUBBER cushions under the legs Of
ell, then add scrJl saws, sewing and th,
milk stirring like labor-savers will so deaden th,
until it be- noise that their operation will not h,
'te Then add disturbing to those in the rooms be
sugar and as low.
nto oval ba II "
III Deaten eggs, jherecenty completed tunnel through
Try III DOLL the Vorarlberg, Alpine outer. sit u
ated on the confines of the Tyrol, Switz
ud have hot hIn o,oa tt ~" quo eiuai q
sprinkle album th LOSE Gov, a o ,,'9 49," ooS
=, "a - ny engineering The tunnel, whose max
''-' '''' imum elevation above the sea is abou
1900 feet, is nearly seven miles in length
and in or somewhat longer than the Mont Gents
made of two the pioneer of Alpine tunnels, and We
of sugar two the time consumed in its construction
er cup of was only about three and half years