Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-04-07
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A Baptist Minister'S Experience-'I am Bap-
fist minister, and before ever thought of being
clergyman graduated in medicine, but left lu-
crative practice for my present profession, forty
years ago. Twas for many years sufferer from
quinsy. Thomas Electric Oil cured me. 1 was
also troubled with hoarseness, and Thomas Eclec-
trio Oil always relieved me. My wife and child had
diphtheria, and Thomas Electric Oil cured them,
and if taken in time it will cure times out of
ten. L am confident it is cure for the most obsti-
nate cold, cough, and if any will take small
teaspoon and half fill it with the OIL and then place
the end of the spoon in nostril and draw the Oil
out of the spoon into the head, by shifting hard
they can, until the Oil falls into the throat and prac
tce it twice week. don't how offensive their
head may be, it will clean it out and their
tarrh. For deafness and earache, it has done Won
ders to my certain knowledge. 1t is the only medi-
| cine dubbed patent medicine that 1 have felt
| like recommending, and am very anxious to
it in every place. for tell you that would not be
without it in my house for any consideration. 1 am
now suffering with pain like rheumatism in my
right limb, and nothing relieves like Thomas
Eclectric On.'' DIR. E. F. Crane, Cory, Pa.
North Pole expeditions have come down to send
ing rescuing parties to rescue the rescuers.
Mr.. Minors Success.-Norwch, Vt.-Have used
| Hill and Drill Phosphate the past season with re-
suits exceeding my expectations. Shall continue its
use and try to induce my neighbors to do likewise.
Yours truly, Joseph Minor.
When woman marries she promises to love, hon
or and obey. If she doesn't do it lays her liable to
suit for breach of promise.
Fits Cured Six Years Ago.-''It has been years
since was cured of fits" says Mr.. w. Ford, of
Writ, jefferson Co., Ind. Samaritan Nervine did
it." And it always will, reader. $1.5O, at drug
gists.
A preacher having married couple tn the church
the other day unfortunately gave out the very
next hymn, mistaken souls that dream ofheaven.'
The remarkable cures effected by Vegetine have
induced many physicians and apothecares, whom
we know to prescribe and it in their own fam
lilies.
''Boys, can you tell me anything remarkable in
the life of Moses?" asked Sabbath school teacher
eyes, sir,'' shouted one of the boys, she broke
all the commandments at once"
House Cleaning is Easily, Quickly ano well done
by using Pyle's Pearlne; absolutely harmless to
hands facrc. Beware of limitations
High foreheads for women are again coming into
style. Every young lady should have
Don't say there is no help for Catarrh, Hay Fe
and Cold in head, since thousands testify that
Ely's Cream Balm has entirely cured them. Price
so cents.
Apply into nostrils with the finger.
Many persons in Pittston using Elys Cream
Balm, Catarrh remedy, with most satisfactory re
suits. a lady is recovering the sense of smell
which she had not enjoyed for fifteen years. She
had given up her case as incurable. Mr. Barber
has used it in his family, and commends it very
highly. Tupkhannock lawyer, known to many
of readers, testies that he cured of partia
deafness. Pittston, Pa, Gazette
Having used Elys Cream Balm for Catarrh anC
Cold in the head, am satisfied that it is a first
preparation and would recommend it to any ONT
similarly afflicted. r. W. Cheever, Editor Herald
Clinton, Wis.
Isn't setting hen bad egg-sample wher
he puts porcelain egg under the innocent fowl
And isn't it a fowl proceeding, at the very best?
ing pain in my back. No reward is offered, but i
You would be cured likewise use Kean's kidney
and Back Plaster.
Philadelphia man compels his daughter to ca
onions every night fer supper, and thus assure
himself that he can shut the house at ten o'elocl
without locking in a strange young man.