New-York tribune., 1884-12-27
THE TAIN OF THE DA T.

.,o ,ocro congressman and temporary
chairman OF the Chicago CoDNchhIb Ibtcr IN color than
IN \; cm, romlse conflict his dark renus wgIo
inyited to the ceremony aud her ns' a. 10 nay
Waterbury American
voung liwyer has made himself ronie , nd bTius-
carrying bundle Of law-b19s'& & 10 r another lawyers
9g them m SiS Ss. in court but II he appears to Ge
- ho ain some day get the management OF o u's
nuS ,n .Eares and Tie bar will ring with his eoquon'0
New orleans lcayhhr'
people who dislike TO have their windows Ho''e" :"
el weather can prevent IL by rubbing tue g'as' 'S''
and outside with slycerine
.Haye you got any more tender 81 seaS1 Stcher her
rSS p,enty You found 1t TO be good meal en- dos NJ
suits my purpose am Nery nin n death and have my eye
nn mother one let have hall poahu p''"s'
tArkansaw Traveller
The rtn,or that Bismarck put bologna sauS"so '"'N
,t,h dvnamiie in the stocking Of the Rei'hS"g o"
,q,,is,,nas Eve proves 20 be without fonndauoh'
nifty T. t,u % adSenturers who claim 10 ne Pm
,ss,onas journalists. and all sorts oi le9pc nrb, ~
rart Of the country who imaSine nd,gh tiey can in
ha't 'i'o i,,,'o,.t or benefit the MANAGERS one o
these tackled roessy Kraft FOR R,nT es can az smell
Ss,dhe,A Mic away and Is aways pfeparss ,bat a.
hearing tne unsi .,r ms hrniher Iuire." Thank
."p ,hans Von said The pass hend mnNh- t n.G
,,s,o, The o,esf Sni sss,d where Nr imrc Ihst IS
ai reht' hlt g ail iisi, i,o W Ill sre ,on when he
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CONES. - lNeu-0flcans iiciynne.
:, q s,,i hr i, orai paper tim, market woman ~
tss,,s M Is ttirr 20 avoh ray'ns M e'ec'ion .,
, orhn'ratr she was rs Wheel NM "'"ru' % ~
,.-ius s,rs,t Nr, declares 'hefe vHs hN'hns III IN ,.
t,i a. i,, wise iirY hs cir'hps rnf heeAies '"' '
nlh hts,t ,r ~a vNhrN' tht'n ~ rrt nit
f.a ,a- e ,pa ,yaa wt4 Hartei - 'epA h's Nrr, ~,
,eia-tatk A.s .sael nel', fseNt y W. r' 'lS ' 'iN
N.A 'e st, W IN '"' on us tNie .li. hens s.iA tAs'
Il AaA u.en se"t i lpHFii"-'NN f'r' lNs'
ui.aid that ueg pgoapss ipr anps iamNe' hs' l"s'
i,.ua.saoseget it consists ia s"''u""A"1 "N N'f
with oomnau ,lt Ia Ordinary hli"AJ '"- ''' "'''''
Ia killed or destr1Yed and the s'ce dies "A' "s' '"'s
sealing the l.ices mslde, 10 escape e'eHt"a"i U"""
cracks caused b., the uneven expansion "I INC ""o'"
The new process is vastly better
Now that the inauguration ball Is being tal4el o'' 1t
may he Ia order 10 Ask d ihe ne" hei9in '
Nti dance tu the music OF that relic ol 'ee"ii'i 'o
Marine Band dccent regard Tor JeleLso ~" H.
tous would hll the orchestra stand W..n a'
and his ACCORDION alone = tuhiO EA1IeSS
fomous zc mines at Frieiens, Ic, Penn IL Is known as
The President ana there l. no e ioon.sT The
number OF gallons OF water raised every minute -
d5mrier and weith iorty tons each The sweep rod Is
forty feet long, The cylinder 10 inchcs III & @
The pston-rod eighteen inches ~ diameter Win 'e"
loot -troke.- Philadelphia Press
A North Carolina colored recently found laiy ;
v0rknag. containing 30 In money ana Il dhl"H'i" li,
and kept % Intact three months. meanwhile seaI.h'ns
eyeryweIe for the owner. When al as ne found hrr,
II proved % De lady OF wealth woo oprlcd her heaf
and rewarded me coored man, nonesg %'H az ss c, '
plain Hereafter. when relating accounts OF 9"u'iu
ibievert bv te blacks won't the press IN general he
good enough to coite ths true story aon-'ie %, mem,
trsar though black and perhaps igordhl rho'iu nave
rendered unto him the things Which are tFs"f . -
ilhialelpnla i'Icss.
public baths Of Vienna are said to he the finest ia
Tie world 1hoy accommodate 1900 persons aud are
open from May 10 October 81
Oshkosh Wis. has factory which turned ont last year
10000 pounds OF genuine $ Siss cheese.
Her checks are flushed, her ey are wet,
-hc hcatos gentle sigh.
Her hall Is mussed, she scarce kuops yet
What's hf-t % laugh or cry
What makes her blush aud tiemhle 80
M'th mingled Joy aud lriSil
Tho first ulue va hls lie her beau
Has kissed her sweet good night
MS rea.inl a. note amd the depression IN business
and ths luw pricrs of Imducion that ihe posptti lt
is Ne that sliur 0f tho stable Industries ot the country
az aide 10 bloom aud flourish ~ lines OF general pros
irat1h Frankfort thJ capital
Mrs nol,a Lockwood Is continuing he campaign hf
iooiurug.
Al es.,y B., tnpn faa,ler- Rector treadsIi iarse
iaeh aHafis lnNhnia afn inl un Aih iihH thlIN"I Z"
tup ilrif .lNn ths fa'er"hsn ls s'rne ul linnhr-
The utsf mi infant event is hn ~ itHrf lht lhf 'i7
A. lttiranhef. ht aihe snia ihr s nHhi ~ is hlhr
lear iu.iiHu iHHnh
tBat,, si ite apea twp aIlas aia hiinens hen
srafs miHa hfinnnh with aapnth daunnls " iHuf,
.am gne "n ls lhe coinless lig. hnl' ialsi h''rs
hnd aH sitr ii was Htnf hsi trpt ' Nnit itur mf
deaf iit ipu fpi got thnt ahr f. 90 mourning she lus
be- ht,thei sont months aso. Cd .inhs li=mo
fee'nao ie G yso .a. rgr ss ig REX . isse ecre =" %
toge1,ri,rt nc avery wei air. what dc you wish
% sing a. .iHcseude nlntcr