New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Toronto, Canada will take week beginning on June
80, to celebrate its semicentennial anniversary
The Harvard overseers are talking about abOishins
the OF comforting the degree Of LID. the
Governor If they do now, General But
Ter will be say that they began the departure
with him last year.
Nearly every glee country going In for the
Maine chants.-iPittsburg Commercial Gazette
ingalls, is afraid that the Government is bsoom
ing not only too fraternal maternal reminds
him of the Couplet:
who to catch me when fell
Who kissed the place to make II Welt
My mother"
what is the present condition OF tho Democratic
party asks Democratic paper. Around here It's con.
dition seems to OF boy who could neither hold
on nor lot 20.
Virgins the Canadian prophet, pr9osims that he has
upon banana peel or ran into yard-gate on dark
observation-disclosures American
lady has written to The Christian Union denouncing
the theory that the Bible wines intoxicating. my
Christ make intoxicating wnel" she cries; "nevert
Prove to me that he made intoxicating wne aad you
destroy my faith IN him forever" The Christian Ui,on
thinks she Is suffering from orthodox infdelity
capital mot Governor Robinson's speech yesterday.
al asked day how should feel TO stand before
thousand doctors. L answered that there was ne
danger long kept my mouth shut"-Boston Tran
script.
docs your old wound hurt you much ~ asked Q
sympathetic friend OF" Dick" Ogesby of Illinois. Lord
bless you no." replied Uncle Dick except every fou,
years, when want to run for Office"
In Pumas County, Cal, the quail plentiful that
they around ike chickens into the doory yards.
and search for pieces OF toast to lie down uponGPhA
delphia Call
understood that most Of the Democratic members
OF Congress will attend the Chicago Convention dark
horses
We'll john" said Chicago oon-ksepers wife to her
husband the day following the adjournment Of the
to oy @ oSp morSaSe repsS Ssy
husband only made 81 900 but must not dispair;
yG a Re Ssp s dSs 81 s apd %
cratic Convention" -Norristown Herald.
Mr.. Tlden has put his " boom in the tomb.
Said nervous visitor to Austin lady, at whose house
your children will fall into that cistern your yard
Oh, no. was the compliment reply; anyhow, that's
siftngs.
Some punishment should be devised for the boys who
at this time OF year wantOnly rob birds nests :
Ticket for the mugwumps:
President Charles Francis Adams Of Massachusetts,.
Nloe-Presdent, Carl Schurz. OF tho Universe.
Platform: We are holier than thou.-I Philadelphia
Press
1t looks as The Nee York Times engaged in asuo-
cesful effort TO boom THE TRBUSEs circulation az thu
expense OF its own.-tOsvego Times and Express.
There 100000 of people in France who have no
religion; and yet Mr. Ingerson has not lsctured In
France.
As journal that sincsrey admired the course Of Gem
efa Arthur we respect his wishes and II his probable
successor Ike FORMER candidate, has friends %
ward and enemies TO punish in his Presidential
reer, ready fall into line and follow the
" plumed knisht"-lontaIio IN. " Independent.
What is the matter Mr. Belfordi There is end
OF fun and Irritation going at West Pcigt and yet he
does not rise in his might and denounce IT,
A Kansas cyclone carried Of a bank building and tho
cashier mas LETT the State He says he decent to
do business against that sort OF
phis Press.
"Chlcago as a summer resort" is the topic which IA
occupying tho attention OF the Chicago press In
these days OF careless proolreadng this Is dangerous
topic to discuss Some paper will be made to speak u
Chicago hummer resort"
My son. whisperit to tho marines but bear 10 In
mind yourseit that man never gets half
less no sails with the crew. What crew Corks crew.
nv son, eorks Grew Bottle up your scrap hcap
1t may work III handy some day.-lR }. Burdstte.
The ancient joke about eating GROW ought to be pas
away with the ROSTERS OF the country wseies There
10 NO point TO II.
In the Auburn prison choir the hrst tenor IL a mur
derer while bass and soprano merely burglars This
bears out what We have previously remarked about
amateur tenors.- New. York star.
Mr.. William Black felt proud when he secured for
dinner bell an old cowbs from the Roman Campaigns;
but he ned with much jealousy when he heard that
Mr. Justin Mccarthy had for his dnnerbell cameibsu
from Jerusalem.
while the Philadelphia cricksters were Winning games
abroad the Nsw-York papsrs referred to them a. the
American Cricket Tsan;' As they Loaf game
they bsoaiae the QUAKER City TeAA."-Nosrhtewa
Herald.