The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-11-03
visits Of she Bead "a abe E,ivius

tlsIfs OF the Dead TO abe Living.
Thousands of stories on this subject are told;
all Of which when thoroughly sifted are found
to have their origin in dyspeptic and nervous
dreams. To get rid Of such unpleasant dreams,
tone up your stomach and strengthen your
nerves with Browns Iron Bitters. Everybody
who tries this famous tonic fluids it reliable and
pleasant in its action. Mr.. Aug. Kane, of 634
N S rect, Cincinnati. says, Browns Iron
Bitters entirely cured me of dyspepsia"
"Do you suppose that we will ever be on the
winning side AGAIN." asked one Vermont Dem
ocTat despairIngly of another. eyes, was the
cheerful reply; when we die, we shall go over
to the great majority"
How refreshing is good nights sleep after
the abor and trials of the day; but the poor
RI umatic knows not it's pleasures. Let him
not despair, however, Athlophoros is the crest
enemy of his disease. 1t renews the blood,
eases the joints, Gains the nerves, soothes the
muscles, gives rest and peace to the troubled
brain, and ensures delightful sleep. Rev. w.
B. Evans, of Washington, D. c., is one of
thousands who attest its virtues. He writes:
SIT is a wonderful medicine, aud ought to be
spread throughout the land"
Pat explains difficult question: "But if
place my money ia the savings bank, when can
draw it out again?" "Oh," responded Hi
b. rnian friend, "sure i. you put it ia to-day
you can get it out to morrow by giving fort.
nights notice"
FROM Coz. c. II. MAcKEY, 32d Iowa Infau-
try: have derived more benefit from Eiys
Cream Balm than anything else have ever
tried. have now been using it for three
months and am experiencing no trouble from
Catarrh whatever. have been sufferer for
twenty years.-C. a. MAcKEY, Sigourney, To-
wa, Feb. %. 'S2.
For THREE WINTERS | have been afflicted
with Oatarrh and Cod in the Head. I used
Elys Cream Balm; it accomplished all that
was represented. 7. f. MCCORMICK Judge
Common Pleas), Elizabeth, N. J. price so
csnts)
HAVE BEEN very much benefited by a 3D.
cent bottle OF Ely's Cream Balm When be-
gan using it my Catarrh was so bad I had
headache the whole time and discharged
large amount of filthy matter. That has al
most entirely disappeared and 1 have not had |
headache since to amount to anything. Please |
send me two more bottles.-JoHN H. SUM.
MERs, Stepney, Conn.
'Oh, look, papaI" exclaimed little Jamie,
as the funny man across the table winked at
him. that man is suffering with his eye."
ScoTr's EMULSION OF PURE COP LIVER OIL
WITH HYPoPH 'sPAITEs.-Asa remedy for Con-
sumption, ScrofuZa all wasting diseases and
General Debility. we venture to say has no
equal in the whole realm of medicine.
Why is the figure nine like peacock? Be-
cause it is nothing thout it's tail.
When Doctors Disagree
1t gill he time enough to douot the reliability |
OF Kinsy-W >rt. D lctors all agree that il is a |
most valuable medicine in all disorders of tae |
Lvr, Kidneys and Bowels, and frequently |
pr '4crib, it. DR.. P. G. BAllou OF Moukton
says: "rhe past year l have used il moro
tn ever, and with taa best results. 1t is the
mo t successful remedy havs ever used" |
Sush recommendation speaks for Itself
Sold by all druggists. See advt.
A small boy rscenily entered a CONNECTION
cry store and pointing up to the candy jars, |
sad, II want five cents worth of-no don't, |
I've swallowed my money" He went away |
Win uicdppuiubou lux Oh us CouuG6uauCe.
BB- WE'LL DRESSED PEOPLE don't wear
dingy or faded thugs whe the 10c and guar
anteed Diamond Dye will make them good "a |
new. They ars perfect. Gst at draggiss and |
be economical. Wells Richardson & Co,
Burlington, Vt
The following extraordinary advertise ment
appears in German newspaper: "Wanted, |
by lady of Quality, for adequate remanera-
ton, few we'll behaved and respectfully
dressed children to anuse Cat in delcats
health two or three hours a day"
Coughs, Co Ids and Sore Threat yield readily /
to B. a. Douglass & Sons Capsicum Cough
Drops.
A newspaper at Hull E gaud has the fol- |
lowing advertisement: "Wauted, by hand |
some young man OF talents, refined tastes and |
loving disposition situation as son-in-law in
a wealthy family -
MA Rs<HAesEs.