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The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08
Unless you bear with the fsults Of a
friend, you betrEy your own

= = = Delicate diseases Of sithsr sex
however induced, speedily and permanent
ly cured. Book OF particulars 9 cents IN
stamps. Consultation free. Address, orld's
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
y. Y.
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MoTBERs the best dressing for chill
dren's nair il Caroline. made from pure
petroleum. thoroughly deodOrlzed aid
delightfully."- perfumed. 1t makes the
little ones HAIR soft. silky and glossy; 1t
also Graduates dandruh
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il. nons % he ) a,ien

Before you marry, Do sure Of q hOuss
wherein 70 tsrry.
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Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is a certain
cure for that very obnoxious disease.
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Now Is TIE TIMg b treat catarrh u
long standing. Eiy's Cream Balm
reaches obstinate cases, whore all other
remedies fail. /, f. Dot liquid or snuff
and Is easily applet Price zoe.
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Jss1~J&AA RAn haa. returned from
sislt f--State says that State is
morally are To give a rousing majority
fos Fill 10 suit your politics.
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fIsu't that Mrs Holmes7 I tho ught the
doctors gave her up. She looks well nov. "
Ssh Is well. After the doctors gave up
her case she tried Dr.. Pierce's 'Favorlte
Prescription and began to get better right
away, | heard her say not long so, that
she hadn't felt 50 well in twenty years.
She does her " work and says hal life
seems worth living, at last. Way said
she, L feel as l had been raised from the
dead, almost" Thus do thousands attest
the marvellous efficacy Of this God-given
remedy tor female weakness, prolapsus,
liberation, leucorrhoea, morning Sickness
weakness OF stomach, tendency to cancer
GUS disease, nervous prostratiou, general
debility and kindred affections.
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Kindness-a language which the
dumb can speak and the deaf can under
stand.
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One ungratefuI man Injuries all that
are in distress.
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DR. KLGNEs Great Nerve Bestorer Is the
marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All
Its stopped free. Send 10 vi Arch Street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
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&c not overcome with evil, bu, over
come EVIL with good.
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Politeness is a wreath of flowers that
adorns the world.
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The measure of light is not length,
but honesty.
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WHEAT or other cereals that are own
in fall have the advantage over the same
or other kinds sown in the spring, of
forming much longer roots. The natu-
raj result is that, with longer roots, the
plants have more food at their disposal,
and can stand the effects of drought
better.
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FOE ~RELGEvISG THEoAT TE0uBLEs
AsD C0UGHs, "Br90ns BsDaeho1l Iroehas
have a woriI-wlds reputation. 51la 1nly IN
b0les. Price - cents.
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IL the new Mason " Hamlin Upright
Pianos the strings are held by screws ana
secured directly 10 the iron plate, each
string being held by a separate screw N
pianos generally the strings are neid py the
friction Of wresf-pins set in wood. The re-
suits Of the Mason & Hamlin improvement
are remarkable purity Of o (resuiting IN
part from the easy method Of tuning the
three strings belonging to each tone, exact
~ together with much less Liability oil
getting out of tune or ot being affected by
climatic changes. This Improvement mas
been pronounced the greatest made IN p
right Pianos tor half a century bostoa
.Innrnnl
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49, en 90. 49,

Speak what good you can Of anyone
and let the rest go.
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DRIED PUMPKES Prs. - Soak the
pumpkin over night alter washing are
fully, put on IN the same water to boil
and cook gently several hours, careful
not to scorch it; drain off the water left
III it for brown bread, sift through Il
colander. lake of thls a cupful, stir
in a tablespoonful of -four, two beaten
eggs, a ~teacupful of sugar, a good tea
spoonful OF salt, a teaspoonful each Of
cinnamon, alispice and ginger, good
milk TO make three pies. Bake moier-
RtelY an hour or more.
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s,Rougb on

Curses are ike professions; they re
turn to the place from which they came.
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Nov" SAID q gentleman to & negro
whom he had Just employed, 81 want
Won 20 come early every morning. /
propose TO pay you well and / want you
TO work" "Waut me ter work, yer
sayl, "Of course / do" dat lets
me ont den. don't 'iect ter de pay,
an I'd !es' a. soon hire out, but 1 doan
wsnter work. Good day. sab"
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Porous and strsuzthsniax, iMgf3Tsd, tas best
fpr D4sEaCne, pains Ia eass ~ slis, fasusa risa.
usufAlgiA. 10 Druggist ~ mai.
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A blunt edge Will sometimes do what
4 sharp axe viii not.
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SoUARE tumblers, goblets and vine
glasses are the latest tEeaG III sable
glasA
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AVOID al angry man Tor a While, q
malicious one forever.
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AL philosophy lies ia the SJrd-
Sustain" and abstain"
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A yoCsG nan who had led a rather
fast life finally got married TO a wealthy
but rather warm tempered young lady.
After tbs ceremony wa over, his father
in-law said: II hope you'll not get
yourself into any more foolish scrapes. -
ono, ! guess III not get into any more
scrspes. reckon III never got out OF
this one.
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. m. puFposs IL sleig for he Rvilmate hoalfBg ~
st.s,s. a,d az retef n IaalH, and fhuf 10 daes all
T ei1fsst5 40. fhaasiads ~ ladies euH gladly testify. :
: IL will cure entirely alt ovarian troubles, lnhan1oa,
tou aud liberation, Falling and ntsplHctlmtnts, ana
oonseauont spinal Woaknas, aud l. particularly adapt
= II removes Faintncss Flatuiency, destroysal all craving
Tor sttmulsnts, and relieves Weakness Of the stala1cn-
q cures HlnaliuR, Headaches, Nervous ffost,HhIuf
usnqrl Debility, Sioeplessnesa, Depression anu lhHt
sestfon. That feeling OF barring down causing ielh'
aud bachaehs, ~ always permanently cured nytts uAs.
. send stamp 20 Lynn. Macs for Iamphlet Iettetse
taauirf oonddshtiAy answered Fcr sdfedf drsQptets
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CATARRH AND Hay FLYER For
twenty years I was a sufferer from Ca
tarrh of the head and throat in a very
aggravated form. aud during the sum
mer with Hay Fever. l procured a
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm and after a
few applications received decided bene-
6t-was cured by one bottle. Have had
no return OF the complaint. CHARLOTTE
PARKER, Wsverly, n. i. price 90
cents per bottle,)
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Children low 10 Development, paaE s1cAsal
AM desleaie, ase Wells Esata ksus atrF
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FoLDINs cots Of canvas are useful
when a square couch is needed in haste,
These do not require mattresses, and
their bedding can all be conveniently
kept on a shelf. a quilted comfortable
aud one OF the soft cotton fabrics known
as Alabama blankets TO lay over it,
make a most easy bed. Indeed the
same two layers of soft coverings will
adt to the comfort OF any mattress that
is stuffed too hard for ease, as some OF
the highesr priced hair, as well as the
lowest priced corn husk sometimes are.
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Advice is like snow; the softer 1t fails,
the longer it dwells upon, and the deep
er 1t sinks INTO the mind.
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SAY, ia, did you ever live in n con
seryatory7" asked the small boy. mo,
my son. Why do you ask u question
ike thAtf' We'll, this morning, when
you we're talking 10 old Mrs. Jump
about them coachmRn eaopements
heard her whisper something to hen
husband about your living in a glass
house" Pa now does his W privlng
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Language wss given to us that we
might say pleasant things to each other.
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A blind maH will not thank you Tor
looking glsAs.
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Ask for Trough on Coughs" for Coughs, colds
Sore hroat, Hoarseness. Troches, l5c. Ltqutd,25c
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FARErER JoHx-'Wall. WALL Edica
ton is s great thing, arter all. Here IS
this book that artst chap left here. Ell
I'd known what it says I'd made my
fortune years ago, and it amt too late
YET"
Mrs. John-"Is it about painting pic
tures?'
mo; its about coiors. 1t says, Light
blue when contrasted with very dark
blue appears white"
Why JOHN, / cant zee what differ
ence that makes. It's 10 use to us.
lit ainl? Well, YOU see, I'll double
the sales OF nv milk in a week"
How under the canopy can you do
that. John?"
"Iu paint our milk wagon very dark
blue.
PA, what kind Of boats do the
Chinese have?'
"Junks, my son.
just like oursp"
mo. We don't have Jupks."
Then how If it you cay our navy
/ does nothing but Junk it2'
There, there, Johnny, don't ask SO
many questions
RESULTANT KEEPER John, what
kind Of meat aid you order to-day?'
steward-"Veal, sir"
s'Only vealf'
'Yes, sir"
Then he sat down and wrote on the
bill Of fair: Chicken pot-pie. chicken
salad, Irish stew, roast veal, beef a la
mode. corn beef hash, veal pot pie"
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VIM Mnl on pletq

No man ever prayed heartily without
learning something.
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Overcome disappointment; do not LEI
that O~vereone Won.
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fHAvE you weak syes?" said a lady
10 al applicant for a kitchen position
who wore blue spectacles
"Ho ms'am, SAID the applicant, "but
/ scour pots and things 80 thorough
iy that the glitter Of them hurts my
sight"
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Catarrh Of the Bladder.
Singing, irritation, Inflammation, all Kidney ana
Urinary Complaints cured bT "B~uchu-PaiDa. 81.
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A keepsake engrayen upon a heart IL
better than one In the hand.
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WHITE eDame,ed furniture is coming
in fashion Tor bedroom sets. This is
set off by having the toilet china and
the ribbon rosettes for the chairs and
muslin curtains of some deep hue. Yel-
low or peacock blue or Japanese pink
are the new fancies.
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AFTER having secured irst-class milk
the operation of making gilt-edged but
ter depends entirely upon the appliances
we have and the skill with which we use
them. The most perfect tools and
rooms carelessly used produced only an
interior article. On the other land, the
most faultIess skill, with faulty convent
ences cannot make really superior but
ter. The essential requisites are pure
air. pure water and some method by
which we can control the temperature.
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~ % Bo'liko Miss Badgers siuging.
don, your she asked,
~ cant say do, exactly"
"Bnt you must rooolloot that she al
uays sings without her music"
II don't doubt II. That's just tbs
way It aognda'
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HALF a dollar in the value of each ton.
oil hay made can be easily secured or
lost by the difference in the time of cut
ting and the manner OF curing. This
may seem a mall amount to the indi.
vidual farmer, but IN the aggregate it
makes a difference of S18, coo, 900 fer or
against the farmers, the value of the hay
crop beng exceeded only by that of
corn and wheat.
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A. B. ALLEN states that he finds
wheat bran an Improbable feed for
swine. They do not seem to possess
the power of digesting it, consequently
much of it passes through them only
partially assimilated. If mixed with
corn meal it does better, and al be fed
with advantage to cattle, along with cut
hay, If mixed with it and well wetted. as
1t then undergoes a second justification.
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Circumstance Is the occasion of vice,
but no more. The seed is in the heart.
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ALL manures deposited by nature are
left on or near the surface. The whole
tendency of manure is to go down into
the soil rather than TO rise from it.
There is probably very little if any loss
OF nitrogen from evaporation of manure
unless it is put in piles so as to ferment.
Ralus and deWs return TO the soil as
much ammonia in a year as is carried
of in the atmosphere.
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Sows about to .Tarrow should be al
lowed some exercise and fed mainly with
green food. This Will make parturition
easier, increase the tendency to give
milk and prevent the feverish condition
which f~renzies sows so that they often
destroy their pigs. A SOW that has once
done this is not apt afterward to make
a good mother, and should be fattened
as quickly as possible,
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norYespondence Business School,
UiSi MaIm St. BuffaIO,N ". Young Men and
Women thoroughly prepared for business at home
RooEsEeening business Forms. P-nmauship, Artth
metic etc .prscticallv TAUGHT by mail. Seadf for circul'rs
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lHE body Of a noted horse-thIet ana
all around ''rustler." known as Black
Pete, vas last week found IN the lava
beds below Cebello, with a bullet hole
in his head. The Coroner's Jury re
turned a verdict Of "killed by a tnun-
der-bolt from heaven
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some farmers only feed grain to horses
When hard at work, thinking hay or
grass sufficient at other times This
practice is not so common as it used 10
be, and deserves to be less SO. Some
portion of gram in the feed is both
cheaper and better than all hay. When
horses are not at work, grain and straw
will take the place OF grain and hay,
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A SIGN in town reads: Neutral Boot
and Shoe Store" A neutral boot, as
we construe it is one that doesn't ''run
down" either side.
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WHEN a horse has a good appetite
and Eats well it is a good indication of
health and capacity to undergo hard
labor. For such horses nothing can be
gained by attempting to improve them
with condition powders or stimulants.
A good feeder can, in nearly all cases,
be relied upon.
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Ladies In America

In scandal, as in robbery, the receiver
is always thought as bad as the thief.
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IT often happens that yonng, thrifty
shoots spring up in the central PARIS OF
trees which need changing to better
sorts. These. may be budded now, in
stead af waiting till next spring to be
grated. The buds will start sooner
and make better growths than gratis in
most instances, and there is more tune
to do the work now than when the busy
season of spring arrives.
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THE State Veterinarian of Kansas IN
spected the livery stables in Lesyen-
worth and found twenty-five cases of
CHAMBERS among the horses. Five head,
valued at $1,000, we're ordered to be de-
stroyed, but the owner objected and
tired TO prevent the execution of the
order. This dreaded disease seems to
be spreading slowly throughout certain
districts in the West, despite the pre-
cautions that are taken to prevent it.
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To sRoto a prsrf Acsrrrt Select a
large fish, cut 1t dfwn the back, cleanse
and dry it well, &d then rub over the
inside with a mi1t.re containing a little
salt, cayenne pepper aud Lucea cream
oil. Now take a sseet Of white paper
thickly buttered, kldiLover the nsh,
and fasten each end loosely together
with a pin. Have your FIRE clear, place
the euwrapped fish between a folding
wire broiler and cook for twenty-five
minutes, turning the broiler frequently
\ MAN entered a store the other DAY,
and began to warble Sweet Niolets'
What the dickens are You making
that racket here for?" cried the propri'
etor, picking up a club and advancing
threateningly toward the singer. why
see in your window some goods aosi-
led Going for a Song, and Sweet Nio-
let's is the only song | know. lie was
permitted to depart uninlured'
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SWEET to the sweet" snickered the
dude as he passed the pretty young
lady boarder the sugar. Like cures
like " she replied, handing him the cold
veal.
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stale buns may be made TO taste as
nicely as when fresh if they are dipped
tor a moment CT two in cold water and
then put in q hot oven for five or ten
minutes. They will turn out as hight
and crisp "a when first baked
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10 succeed one must sometimes be
very bold and sometimes very prudent.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

RESULTANT KEEPEB 49, John, what
kind Of meat aid you order to-day
steward-'Veal, sir"
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THERE is no need OF bothering about
a cows pulse to find ont if she is well
or not; simply look at her nose. Ii
we'll, it will be moist and cold; II fever
ish, dry and hot. She is like q dog in
this respect. A staring coat or hollow
eyes are also points indicating trouble,
and as symptoms OF disease they are
more TO be dreaded than the dry nose.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

AS the wet season comes on there will
be cases OF roupsin the poultry yards
unless the fowls are provided with dry
and well. ventilated quarters. An excel
lent remedy for roup is a mixture of as
safetida. ginger, red pepper and hypo-
sulphite of soda, moistened, after the
ingredients are made fine. with castor
oil. Give each fowl Il pincn twice a
day.
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WIFE John, oar ooachman must
CO."
"But, why. my dear? Our only
daughter Is married.
Yes, but-I'm not so very old my
self, you know"
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''Ah SGtPOUr, ana / 10 nave that
brown-stOns front on the avenue this
winter.
''My dear w1io, how unreasonable
you ere. Do you suppos people are
zOing % dsposit money IN bank just to
gArtify your wtim Tor a browu.stone
'front.' oc the ayonneY"
"Wsli. why shouldn't they2 Yon
don't gamble or drink or drive fast
bofsea, or anything like that-what
slse have they 10 deposit their money
fof51
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No animals should be kept IN young
orchard, lest they might iniure the
trees. In a we'll established orchard that
is seeded to grass or clover sheep would
be the best stock to keep; they would
return to the soil nearly all they took
from the ground; they will consume the
fallen fruit aud the sprouts from the
roots if there are any, but these rarely
appear in an orchard that has not been
pl0wed, and they will do no harm to the
trees or disturb the soil. Pigs are for
some reasons better than sheep, as they
will keep the ground well stirred and
pick up all insects as well as consume
the wind-falls.
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There is a disease we'll. known in tie
hospitals as "housemsid's knee"
brought Oh by too much contact Of tie
knees with hard substances in washing.
scrubbing, dasting, and the like. A
new development OF the disease, which
merits the special attention Of cricketers,
Is reported from Nottingh M, whore
William Oscroii, the famous profess.
ional, is N danger OF losing one or both
II his legs. Oscroft, whose ~cricketlng
days ended a few years ago through III
health, was out e s-before- wicket per
haps oitaner than any other well-known
/ player Of his generation, and the result
OF much contact Of the hard cricket pail
with his leg has been 10 reveal a serous
disease. Messrs. W. q Grace. A O,
Steel, and other celebrated cricketers
whose besetting SIN ia to place their legs
where the bat ought to be, should take
a warning from the case Of Oscroft, and
beware al ~"crieketsrs calf"
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

81 Vas sDfFy % hear Of your wiie'a
death Jones', when did the sal event
oceuff
"Her death occurred last week"
II should think you would want
10 wear o mourning band around your
nat.
$50. replied Jones. I'm no hypo.
suts,"
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HUMOROUS.

Two PRISONERS IN the Texas PenIten-
tiary we're talking about the manage
ment OF the institution.
.'TheyIsay this Institution amt self
supporting" remarked Convict No. L.
''That's because 1t amt managed
properly. IL / had charge. 1t would not
only be self-supporting, but It would
make money BESIDES"
Yes, you brute, you would work
the poor prisoners nearly to death, so
"a to make money out OF them
No, 1 wouldn't. III do most OF the
work myself. Az | want is the mater
ials and the implements, and I'd turn
out silver half dollars faster than you
could count them. Just give me a
chance. and this institution will Just
coin money"
GREAT EDlroR-"whst! You don't
want to go to SCHOOL,
Chip of Old Block-"No, l don't,
It's nicer 10 play"
But you said only yesterday. my
son that you wanted 10 be a great edi-
tor like your papa"
Yes sir, | learned to write last sea-
son.
So because you can write, now, you
think it unnecessary to learn any more,
ell? But ycu know you can't spell.
You miss every other word, and you
have not yet begun grammar
Yes, sir.
VERY well. Nov what would Won
do If you became an editor, and your
writings should come out in the paper
all crowded with mistaken
"Blame it on the printer.
How ARE you coming out in your
parish2" asked an Episcopal bishop Of
Que OF his rectors. The rector, who
was a speculator in cotton before he be-
cam converted, lifted mp his eyes and
said: 81 am long on slippers and book
marks but rather short on suspenders.
Two MEN were qusrreling sbout poll.
tics on an Austin street car.
"If Cleveland Is elected there will
be \ general paralysis"
80 much the better for me-I'm =
doctor"
wFE-"John, or ooachman must
CO."
"But, why. my dear? Our only
daughter Is married.
Yes, but-I'm not so very old my
self, you know"
SWEET to the sweet. snickered the
dude as he passed the pretty young
lady boarder the sugar. Like cures
ike - she replied, handing him the cold
veal.
4 ! O in town reads: Neutral Boot
and Shoe Store" A neutral boot, as
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

STEEL knives which are not il general
use may be kept from rustihg il they
are dipped ia a strong solution Of soda
-one part water to four OF soda; then
wipe dry, roll IN flannel and keep IN q
dry place.
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FLowERs may be kept very fresh over
night ii they are excluded entirely from
the air, To do this, wet them thorough
ly, put ia a damp box, and cover with
wet raw cotton OF wet newspaper, then
place in cool spot.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

A SLIGHTLY damp cloth rubbed over a
dusty carpet bnghtens II wonderfully
q gathers all the dust. This is an
excellent way to cleanse the floor OF al
invalii's room, where noise ana dust
are Objectionable.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

Two MEN we're quarreling about poll.
tics on an Austin street car.
eff Cleveland Is elected there will
be \ general paralysis"
80 much the better for me-Im q
doctor"
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

WBEN one has had a fever, and the
hair is falling off, take a teacup Of sage,
steep it in a quart OF soft water, straIn
it of into a tight bottle. Sponge the
head with tha tea frequently, wetting
the roots OF tn .str.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-11-08

WEFptSG BY STEAM. An Illinois rail-
road Is testing an arrangement for de-
~stroyiug weeds adjoining the track. II
has been fitted on al engine, and o
sists OF two IRON pipes projecting on
each side of the engine in front. The
exhaust steam is conducted into these
pipes instead of through the smoke
stack. and the steam and gas are thereby
thrown ont close to the track in front of
the engine on each side. On a trial trip
weeds and grass were cut down and de-
stroyed some two feet on each side of
the rails. 1t is proposed TO run an en-
CINE over the entire road this way.
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Pa what kind Of boats do the
Chinese have?"