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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
-ANACIOK-BAGGED--
An Amusing story of n Barn StOrming Com
pany Out West.

Speaking of traps reminds me of a
little incident that happened few years
ago in little Michigan town. Miss
Blanche de Bar and moderately tart
company were hunting tickle fortune in
towns more or less not on the map.
They struck one place that had an en-
tirely new hall. and opened it with per-
Torrance of The Hidden Hand. When
their carpenter came to cut the trap in
the stage for Black Dan'-or whatever
his name is-to fall into when Capitola
presses her foot on the spring in the
floor, he was astonished to see that he
had cut right through into the store be-
low, which belonged to the owner of the
hall The owner, Jolly, good-natured,
ready sort of chap, came up, and find
ing that the trap was necessary for the
play, said: All RICH you go ahead and
cut it. I'll fix it up some way so that it
will be all right for tonight He and
the carpenter did fix it up, in some way
best known to themselves, while the rest
of the company went away until time
for the performance. In the evening
the carpenter told them Look out for
those boards over the trap under the
carpet, and don't kick them away, or you
will leave the trap open. When the
time comes I'll take 'em away, and all
"Black Dan" will have to do will be to
step forward on the space, and the car
pet will give way with him. AS he said,
so it was done. When CapitoIa put her
foot on the imaginary spring, and
Black Dan took step toward her
threatpningly he dropped out of sight
quicker than flash. There was mo-
ment's silence, and then up from that
trap came a volley of half-smothered
bowls, CALCULATIONS Of profane amaze
ment, and wild yells of Where am I p
that were not in the play. They rang
down the curtain and Investigated. The
ingenious landlord and carpenter had
nailed securely in the trap by its mouth
a huge wool rack, about fourteen feet
long, When the actor went through the
trap he dropped clear to the bottom of
it, and there he was swinging like
pendulum in the darkness, half suffo-
Gated, and frightened almost to death. p"
Exchange.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
. ,,ourr nur UNTITLED WOMAN
y NOAA

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An0 49,, Mess who above all other human beinss
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90 zaaIouslv devoted to her work, when Is INC
Of a lifestudy, and is obliged 70 Keep 50 -
oesistants to help her answerth large
winch daily pours in upon her, eaeh Deors ~ - EI-
1Jto1,1o coponound is q medicine for good anu ny
evil rurposes I have personally lnVes'is"'~
an, satisfied Of the truth of this .,rdea
o. ocoornt of its proven merits, it Is reeonnlenueN
and prescribed by the best physicians In 'he ~
One saws. at works like charm ana s@ 1-,,in0,
main. It will cure entirely the worst lorin ,oinFrI
ne ,he uterus. Leucorrhea, irregular ana PAIN 1
sfr.+,ation all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation NHN
IT1cration Fioodings all DISBURSEMENTS ana tne
souent sniual weakness and is especially adaP'eu W
the Change of Life." - o,vaa
~ r,eotes every portion Of the system, and gives
new life and vigor. 1t removes faintnesS,
dastrovs all craving for stimulants and reIeVes Wa
49,. % tlo stomach IL cures Floating, Headaches'
Nervous Prostitution, General Debility, sieePieSsN,
Depresson and Indigestion. That feehne VI -,
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under all circumstances, act in harmony WIN W.
that governs the female SYSTEM ,,st-
Itcosrs only 81 per bottle or six for S9.' anu 10 So
druggists ANY advice required as to speclal cases -
the names of many who have been res'oIeu " - -.
health by the use of the Vegetable Compound can %
obtained by addressing Mrs p, with stamp for rep''
at her home in Lynn, Mass
For Kidney Complaint of either sex this compou"N
UNSURPASSED as abundant testimonials show
"Mrs Pinkham's Liver Pills." says one writer aio
fhc best in the l1orld COR the of Consspatlons
Biliousness and Torpidity of the liver. Her BIOS
Purifier works wonders it's special line and bids IaR
to equal the Compound in its popularity
All must respect her an Angel of Mercy whose sole
ambition is to do good to others.
Philadelphia. Pa CD MIS- a m =
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
Made by Prominent Lowell, Mass, City
Official,

Made by n Prominent Lowell. Mass, City
Official.
81 must have help" exclaimed City Assessor Fran
els Coward, of Sumner street, Lowell Mass. to his
physician. Like many other public men, Mr.. Cow
ard in his early life strong stalwart and perfect
stranger physical inrmities But the e1citements
of bu life, and the strain caused by business
engagements. together perhaps, with inherited
him. he says "as most of my friends in Lowell are
aware, sufferer from kidney and urinary troubles.
As matter of course procured the best of medical
attendance but without benefit" He also had rnflam-
nation of the PROSTATE gland Utterly discouraged he
CHANGED an investment of a dollar in DIR. DAVID
KENNEDY,S FAVORITE REMEDY, of Ron
dout, N. " and he says he got new eas of life and
on his recommendation his friends used it with equally
good results This two years ago. Under date of
Feb. 10, 1884, he says my health is the best it has
been for years. still use FAVORITE REMEDY
occasionally l always keep it in the house. Ihave
had many letters of inquiry about my and always
recommend as of the best of medicines for such
troubles for used all other medicines for
similar troubles othou benefit" Such emphatic
dorsement from such a ought to be perfectly
onvincng to all sufferers David Kennedy, NJ. D., of
Rondout N Y, is graduate of high standing, a sur
geon who never lost case. He has used FAVOR
TIE REMEDY in his practice for twenty years. 1t
is purely vegetable nonalcoholc, SAFE sure efficient
;f faIyar tod
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
WALKING INTO . FoRr,rur The m,

WALKING INTO A FORTUNE. man
who is all the time saying what he is
going to do when he accumulate S., 900
seldom does it. Ten years ago two poor
but honest young men, named William
Henry and John Thomas, sat upon a
rail fence trying to pry into the future.
Said William Henry "Wheu I accu-
mulate S., 900 am going West to buy a
herd of cattle. and in a short time I'll
be rich man." John Thomas did not
reply, but got down off the fence and
went West while the walking was good.
To-day William Henry does not own a
solitary COW, while John Thomas has
more horned cattle out in Wyoming than
you could count in week.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
New Notices.

As the meeting of the Lime-Kiln Club
opened, the President announced that
the following spring notices would be
hung on the walls during the coming
week:
"Pay cash"
"Deal on de squar'."
''Sell your dog"
''No man kin sit on de fence an plant
onions"
Cline wasted am shillins lost out of a
hole in de pocket.
eff it am pollyticks against Eaters,
take de Eaters"
can hour wild saw-buck am more
valuable dan an hour wild statesman. y
ode man in debt am swimmer wild
his butes on"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

it will be time enough to doubt the reliability
of Kldney-Wort. Doctors all agree that it is
most valuable medicine ill all disorders of the
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels, and frequently
prescribe 1t. Dr. P. q. Ballou, of Monkton,
says: ''Ghe past year have used it more than
ever and with the best results. 1t is the most
successful remedy have ever used" Such
recommendation speaks for itself. Sold by all
drnggists See alYt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

RAISED THE RooF-The Mayville Dis
patch gives this flood incident: "All
the distilleries were forced to close down
on account of the water, but they are
not much damaged, unless the material
and machinery inside are hurt At one
of these quantity of whisky in barrels
had been stored in the upper story of the
distillery. The water rose above it and
lifted the whisky, which lifted the roof
The roof foated down street. Whisky
that is strong enough to lift the roof off
the distillery, is supposed to be pretty
good article, and this is the truest big
whisky story ever recorded"
BETTER three hours too soon than one
minute too late.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
FENIANS IN PARIS.
The French Capital selected ms the Head
quarters of the Dynamiiers.

A dispatch from Paris says - The
police here are convinced that the adj
vanced Irish party have made Paris their
headquarters in Europe for the prepare
ton of their dynamite schemes. Inspec-
tor Moser, acting under instructions from
the British Home Secretary and aided by
a French commissary of police, is watch
ing the movements of suspected Irish
men. The nationalist colony includes
representatives of the three centres of
the Irish Republican Brotherhood.
The first section comprises the former
remains, James Stephens, John O'Leary
and Gederal MacAdaras. The last named
gentleman, in an interview, disavowed
belonging to The society. His mission
was to counsel friends ofextreme violent
views, but it was not his duty to reveal
their attempts, however nefarious or mis-
| taken they might be. He was certain
that other Eationalists shared this view.
Captain MacCafferty said the weak were
justified in using terrorism against the
strong. He repndiated utilization with
Continental secret societies. He SYM
pathlzed with revolutionary propaganda
ism IN Earope because ireland was bene-
flied thereby; hut nationalism, even the
hIOo0 CAISLl0, WIS uOb necessarily uuhCu
with nihilism or anarchy. He deried
that he was conspiring actively, but
added that experience was valuable to
prevent repetition of former mistakes.
The police have traced the arrival of
five transfers, or men belonging to the
third or active section, the dynamiters,
who have been told off for the next at
tempts. They are all from America,
and come from The following places =
One from Buffalo, N. Y.
One from Paterson, N. J.
One from Brooklyn, n. Y.
Two from TeSes.
They-~asyS esge9 to be pupils of
| Mezeroff.---e6e ofher freshmen under
watch are Coraztsius Cullimore, Eugene
Davis and Casey. It is believed that the
dynamite is made at Montrouge. The
supposed manufacturer is registered as
an authorized chemical student. The
measure under which authorization is
| necessary is confined to the making of
dynamite. The instructor is believed to
be man named Brady, under the alias
of King" The Brotherhood meet in
the Rue Corneille. Rue Saint .Honore and
Avenue Victor Hugo.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

ali our race, yetwas frozen by the worlds
neglect. The first vignette of that ice
journal was disgraceful Manager and the
last an agouizing cross. God hasten the
time when the volume of the worlds
suffering shall be closed
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
an EdiTor5s To-fIInonIaI.

NJ. Vaughn, editor of the " Greenwich Review
freenwich o., writes: Last January met with a
very severe accident, caused by runaway horse. l
sed almost every kind OF salve to heal the wounds
which turned to running sores. but found nothing
o do any good till recommended Henrys
IarboGc Salve. bought box and it helped me al
nee, and at the end of two months was completely
veil 1t is the best salve in the market and never
Ill of telling my friends about it, and urge them to
lse it whenever they need salve.
Durnos Catarrn Snuff cures all affections of ths
iucous membrane of the head and throat.
For SPECIAL, RATES for advertising in this paper
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
Tied Up.

Sir Arthur Wellesley Peel. who succeeds
MIR. Brand i'll the honors and emoluments
OF the Speakership of the English
House of Commons, is the youngest son
OF the late Sir Robert Peel, who was
twice Premier, and was born in 1929.
The present baronet, Sir Robert Peel,
elder brother of the new Speaker, is
without a seat in the House of Com
mons at present, having been defeated
as the conservative candidate for Graves
end in July, $780, He is political free
lance, liberal and conservative by turns,
and is always changing his politics. He
was such a spendthrift in early life that
Premier baronet, who had paid tens of
thousands of his debts. tied up his estate
as tightly as possible, and left his heir
and namesake in state of chronic i'm
pecuniosity.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

AT PARTINe.-Gen. Gordon's parting
words to Nubar Pacha were 81 will
save the honor of Egypt" Nubar Pacha
replied "Never mind Egypt; save the
women and children"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

Dairymen often wonder how their more IA
vored comp titors get such high prices for
their butter the year round. 1t is by always
ravins uniform gilt edged article. To put
the ''gilt edge" o., when the pastures do not
do it, they use Wells, Richardson Cos. I'M
proved Butter Color. Every butter maker can
do the same. Sold everywhere and warranted
as harmless as salt, and perfect in operation.
Camphor Milk cures aches and pains. 25e.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
He Came Back,

Gov. Duval, of Florida, was the son
of poor Virginian, stern, strong, tao
turn man. The boy was huge youth
of Is. At the cabin fire, at bed time,
according to the custom of putting on a
back log, the old man said, between the
whlffs of his silent pipe:
"Tab, go out and bring in that gum
back log and put it ON the fire."
Tab went out and surveyed the log.
He knew it was of no use explaining
that it was too heavy, nor prudent for
him to return without having it on his
shoulder. His little sister, passing, was
not surprised that he requested her to
bring out the gun and powder horn, as
a possum or coon might have passed, or
the brother might have seen bear signs.
She brought the gun and Tab started
He found the way through the woods
into kentucky, in 1871. After an absence
OF eighteen years he was elected to Con-
gress. A man of immense size and
strength, he started for Washington,
going by the way of his old home, to
see the old folks who had long since
given him up for dead. Entering the
little cabin door near bed time, he saw
the identical gum log. He shouldered
it, pulled the latch string and with mis-
load stood before the old man, pipe in
mouth, as quiet as usual.
Here is the gum back log. father"
" Well, you've been long time getting
it-put it on the fire and go to bed"
was the reply.-Sdn Aatonio Herald
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
A Total FcIiuse

of all other medicines by DIR. R. '. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" is approaching.
Unrivalled in bilious disorders, impure blood,
and co sumption, which is scrofulous disease
of ba
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

esFDo IT AT ONCE. For 10 cents get a
package of Diamond Dyes at the druggists.
They color anything the finest and most de-
sirable colors Wells, Richardson Co, Bur-
hngton, Vt Sample card, 80 colors, and book
of directions for &c. stamp.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

YOU'VE MEN or middle aged ones, suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses,
should send three stamps for Part VII of
Worlds Dispensary Dime Series of books. Adj
dress WORLDS DIsPENsARY MEDICAL AssoCIA-
TIoN. Buffalo, n. Y.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
GET the ORIGINAL,

DR.. Pierce's ''Pellets'-th the original 'Iittle
Liver Pills (sugar-coated) -cure sick and bill
ious headache, sour stomach and bilious at
tacks, BY druggi-ts.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

At a stand-atiII-The peanut business.

Weakness, Dyspepsia Impotence, Sexual De-
hility, cured by Wells Health Remover. 81.
For a cold in the head there is nothing SO
good as Piso's Remedy for Catarrh.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

My daughter was troubled with Heart Dis
q. Sc for five years, given mp by physic ans,
had sinking spe Is, constant pain, great swell
ing over her heart extending o left arm, and
severe sp Ills of neuralgia ex g ldi g over en-
tire body, doctors could not help her. DR..
Graves Heart Regul4 or cured her wi hin
three mon h. James T |, on, Concord, N. II.
ST per bot lie at druggists.
He that is master of himself will soon be
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

In proportion to its size the Isle of
Jersey exports as many cattle yearly as
are contained III England. The entire
island If squared would be but six and
three quarters miles each way, and yet
the census of 1881 gives it II, 900 head
OF cattle, showing that the breeders Of
Jersey cattle manage to support one
head of the tawn-colored dairy cows to
each acre yeaIly-a showing unequaled
by any country in the world.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

WHY is Il locomotive ike beefsCeaKf because
it's good for nothing without it's tender
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

PURE COD-LIyER OIL, ON selecied livers, ON
the scashore. by Caswell, Hazard q Co.,, N. Y.
Absolutely pure and sweet Patients who have
once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians
declare it superior to all others.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

Wouldst see b1ithe looks, fresh cheeks beguile
Ave. wouldst see December smileF
Wonldst see hosts of new roses blown
Carboline makes the hair to grow
On the baldest of heads.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
THE ARCTIC DEAD.
THEIR NOBLE sELF-sACRIFICE THE
THEME IN THE CHURCHES.

Dr. TaimaRe on De Longs Success-The Re-
- suits OF the Jeanette Expedition-Denth
did not Mean Failure.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

CHAPPED HANDS face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
CAsUFJJ, HAZARD q Co., New York.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
RnlX PeCtOraI Cufes COIu anu cough
High Priced Rutter.

Mother SWANS " Orm syrup.
Infallible, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; foI
feverishness worms, constipation. rs cents.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

enough on COughs.o
Knocks Cough or Cold endwise. For chill
dren or adults. Troches, 15c. Liquid, SOC.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
when Doctors Disagree

DR. SANFORDs Liver lnvigorator has repu-
tation equal to any medicine in the world.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
Will Read Either WAY.

Our young friends have heard of
words or lines that read
and spell the same backward as for
ward. The following sentences,
printed in the London Truth, simply
make sense read word by word either
way:
"Solomon had vast treasures-silver
and gold-things precious. Happy and
rich and wise was he. Faithfully served
he God.
"She sits lamenting sadly, often too
much alone.
"Man is noble and generous often,
but sometimes vain and cowardly.
Carefully boiled eggs are good and
palatable. - Youths CODapa1jOn.
Land Monopoly in California.
With more untitled acres than there
are IN Kansas, Nebraska and Iowa COM
bined, the settler who comes to Cali
fornie," the San Francisco Chronicle
says, "fnds extreme difficulty in secur-
ing home-l6O acres-at even four
times as much as 100 acres would cost
him in any OF those States. Millions of
acres have been transferred from Gov
eminent to corporation control, and the
corporations, with singular blindness to
their own interests, seem to be the worst
enemy the settlers have. Other mill
ions of our best acres are locked up in
large Spanish and Mexican grants, held
for advancing rates, simply because the
machinery provided for taxing them
does not work with honesty and smooth
ness"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20
nnMSITMpT

nave q positive remedy the
OF OF the worst kind and OF Ions
standing been cured. Indeed strong 10 my Iatn
in its efficacy, that will send TWO BOTTLES ftEk 70
gethor With VALUABLE TREATISE on thle oIanase' "
any sufferer. Give EGpress ard 7. q. Audicta -.
-. pRs Z, A. sI.oGp6, ~ Psezl 81 Ns~ h"IAs
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THE INVESTMENT

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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

fECoated tonaue lad breath sour stomach and liver
disease cured nv HawIeys Stomach and Liver Pills
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-20

I is entirely different from all Others and its
indicates is perfect Vegetable Hair Restorsr. IL will
immediately free the head from all dandru restore
hair to its natural colo, ana produce a growth
where it has fallen of. 1t does affect the health
which sulphur of lead nitrate of silver prepar
ations have done. 1t i'll chang light faded hair in
few days to beautiful glossy brown. Ask your druggist
for it. Each bottle is warranted. Smith Kline Co.,
Wholesale Agts Phla. Pa. and U N. Crittenton N Y,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-24

bach 1nshe hour of perll--ursooth his Own
State or himself shall not Rave Teccived tne'
chocr yea. the choice of his heart--iS less
than a rood Democrat, and hardly patriot,
in this our country hour OF peril. The Dem
Qcratic party is ioval to the Union. Inc
bloody shirt" in the vulgar parlance OF tho
times has at each recurring election been
Haunted in the face OF southern Democrats.
and in your own faces. With Logan on the
could hardly afford it--Qaughter)-had he in
dugcd in that unplcasantness. daughter
and applause) They will endeavor TO stir
up the bad blood OF the past. My country
men, the war is over for quarter of q CEN
fury, and they know it. Why. our boys nave
married the young maidens of the North lanu,
and children have been born to them since
those days. (Appiause and laughter Tney
viii continue to go to the altar and, SIDE py side
at dying beds, they win talk of that bourne
whence no Traveller returns, and will lie down
blue and the gray have slept together ior
quarter of a century upon a thousand helds or
common glory. Let their bones alone. Tney
are representing the best blood of the land
though differing in the days that should 70
forgotten. the good men of all parties IN our
country to-day, thank God. have united IN
the great common progress OF our race 10 Aor>
get the war memories of the war times.
/ thank you, fcllow-ctizens for your atten-
ton, trusting that your forbearance wna 70
extended TO me. What mistakes snail make
doubtless you will treat lightly and kindly
with corrective head. Hoping that success
may crown your efforts-that you may send
ticket to our country upon when All may
unite-is the wish Of him whom you have nom
ored with your SURFACES this day. loud ana
appiause)