davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-02-13

N0I n for the working class. Send 10 cents
III for postage, and will mail you nee
UULl)a royal valuable box of sample goods
that will put you in the way of rake
ing more money in Il few days than you ever
thonght possible at any business, Capital not re-
CURED. We will start you. Yuu car work ali
the line or in spare time only. The work is uni
versalIy adapted to 10th sexes, young and old
You Can easily earn from 50 cents to S. every eve
ness, we make this imp re He'd offer; to all who
are not well satisfied We will send 81 to pay the
trouble II writing us. Full particulars, direc-
uons' ETC., sent tree. Fortunes will be made b,
! nose VINO give the irwhole time to the work
: eat success absolutely sure. Don't delay. art
ADDE'S STINsoN o.. Portland Maine
Dec 1884
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-02-13

Yhhntely sure. No risk. Capital not rsquil ed .
y sons Of either sex, young or old, Can max e
great pay ill the time they work, with absolnts
certainty write for particulars t. H. HALLIT q
Co., Portland, Maine. Doe.l 1854
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-02-13

SHORT i: : !: !;
vLinr'' in connection with the
CORPORATE name of a great
cling pubIic--a Short Live.
r" III Quick Time and the best Of
accommodations all of
n which are furnished by TIN.
I'LL greatest Rail way in Ameri-
1NIIIH ca
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-02-13

THIS CELEBRATED WINE is the pure inice Of
i the dead ripe Op"rt" Grape, raised in Specr's
vineyards. It's Invaluable
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-02-13
dNHICAGO,
CHICAGO,
MILWAUKEE,
4 HRRST: paul:

1t owns and operates over 1900 miles of read III
Northern Illinois isconsin, Minnesota Iowa
and Dakota; and as its main lines. branches and
connections reach all the great business centres
of the Northwest and Far West, it naturally IN
swers the description Of Short Line. and Best
Route between
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE,, ST. PAUL AND M1NNEAP.
AND GLENDALE.
cH1cAGo, MllwuKEE' PORTAGE. LA CROSSE AND
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, EAU CLAIRE AND Still.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE,. WAusAu AND MI RR1Ll
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, oND DU
LAC AND OSHKOSH.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE,, WAUKEsHA. AND OCON
OMOWOC.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, MADISON AND PRA1R1
Du CHEN.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, OwAroNNA, MASKAro
AND FARIBAUIT.
Chicago, Bclot, GAINESVILLE and Mineral Point
Chicago, Elyin, Rockford and Dubuque.
Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Rapids and
Chicago, pes Moines. Council Bluffs and Omaha
Chicago, Canton, s"uix City, souix Falls and
Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern
Minnesota Points.
Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, MITCHELL and
Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and Minneapo-
lis.
Davenport, Cal mar, St. Paul and Minneapolis
Milwaukee,, Racine, BelOit, FreepVrt and Rock
Island.
Mitchell, Wolsey, ashton ami Aberdeen.
Dim River Valley Line.)
PHlin,an SIeepers and the Finest Dining
Cars In the sUorid run on the main lines of
the CHII.sGO, .MILW:gUKlE + ST. PAUL
R.axL WY, and every attention is paid to pas
sengers by courteous employees Of the Company.
s. MERRILL, A. V. H CARPET Err,
Gen'l Manager. Ger'l Pass Agen
J. T. CLARK, GEO. H. HEAFFORDt
Gen'l SuptAgt. Pass. Asst Gem
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
Dol. Crisp Interviewed.

Wednesday Col. John 7. Crisp, of indie
pendence, was st Kansas City, and was
gently pumped by Times reporter
"Whst do you know about politics 2 he
was ssked.
"As a man Who has graduated, look
back with interest upon the freshmen and
sophomores."
what is your view of the o';I''k in
this state?'
1T all depends on the combin' ;on>."
"But other things being ,qua
"They are not equal and nev 81 be. i
don't know but two men tn" Nc ever
been elected To the governor IN their
merits Claib Jackson and : J. = Price.
State Offices are obtained 10y com Dinations.
IL is safe 10 put fool in office because you
Can remove him when you want TO. A man
is generally popular in proportion to his
ability To be easily removed.
sAmerican politics for los wears has demon
sirated one faci-this Is Gods country aud
fools can't break it up They may di-turb
it but the pendulum swings back AID the
country taxes care Of ITSELF
Who will b. the next governor of Mis-
souri, ?"
1T is dangerous TO GO, on the ice with
yonr paper gentlemen" Colonel Crisp re-
piled, his eyes coloring with a significant
EXPIRE ssion.
Colonel Crisp then passed TO discussion
of the tariff question, and the conversation
closed with a reference To the constitutional
convention, which, he said, proceeded OIL
tine principle that II was unsafe To entruSI
any power to the people IL would like,
Colonel Crisp lded, Ito 90 to the leglsla-
ture, If for no other purpose than to mar e
speech on the last constitutional cODyen-
ton"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
The Mann Boudoir Cars.

The Mann boudoir cans embrace 50
much OF the European private compart.
ment system applied to sleeping arrange
ments, as gives that privacy which every
one who goes TO btd in the ordinary
sleeping car misses. The beds are placed
across the car. The lavatories are SUD-
piled Nth hot and cold water The venti-
lstion is the same as in the Patti car. By
night the closed apartments, with two or
Jour berths, opening into q corridor which
runs along on one side of the car, give en-
tire privacy. All spaces on the floor and
walls of these cars are packed with grsnu-
lated cork, and on the roof, floor and sides
fine thicknesses OF felt desdening paper is
used. IL is claimed that these cars are far
less combustible than any Others. 1t is
also argued that for the body TO lie across
instead of lengthwise OF the car is more
conducive to rest and good health. This,
however, is , proper subject for the doctors
TO gusss at.-Rsilvsy Age.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
The Columbus Wreck.

Falmouth. Mass Jan. 25-Diyers whs
visited the wreck OF the CITY of Columbu,
to-day report all the works Of the vessel
gone, aud not a single siateroom remainin.
on deck. Even the heavy iron rods used
as stays between the houses on the port or
starbosrd side, were bent and torn iron
their places, while the desk itself was
broken open. 1he hesvv timber which
lay in various shapes beneath the broke.
surface OF the deck prevented the divers
from going into the hold No bodies
were seen by the divers. though
no attempt was made to tinI bodies in the
steersge, the only descent OF the divers be-
ing in the after part of the vessel To night
a terrible gale is blowing across the sound,
and vast quantities Of wreckage are coming
ashore at Falmouth. Ii is expected that
many bodies will come ashore tonight.
Sea-faring men say the bodies now in the
water or on the wreck, if not recovered in q
day or two, will be completely devoured by
sand cells
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
CALIFORNIA ITEMS.

A Georgis MINSTREL troupe gave an En-
tertainment at Sarman's hall on FRIDAY
night. Notwithstanding then unfavorsbis
weather they enjoyed the patronage Of =
full house. while the entertainment vas re-
ported indifferent to good.
Mr.. Will Dsughertv, of Clinton. NJ,
paid our town flying visit last SUNDAY.
IL is disputed point with the boys as to
whether il is the beautiful location, the
scenery around, or something else vhiea
attracts him to the metropolis OF Noniteaa
county.
The LesP Year ball, which came Of
nj Larmsn Hall last Thursday evening was
unquestionably the crowning event of the
season. Everything was done up a In
mode. Carriages were provided to escort
the gentlemen TO and from the ball room.
The best music available was secured for
the occasion, and the boys were impressed
with the fact that when the girls do
thing they do it right
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
Lost Faith in Physicians

There are inumerable instances where
cures have been effected by SCovILL's sAR.
sAPARILLA, or BLOOD & LIVER SYRUP, for
all diseases OF the blood, when the patient
has been given up BY physicians. 1t is one
of the best remedies ever offered to the
public, and as il is prepared with the great
est care, as q specific for certain diseases, it
is no wonder that it should be more effect.
ual than hastily written and careIessly pre-
pared prescriptions. Take ScovILL's BLOOD
& LIVER SYRUP tor all disorders arising
from impure blood. II is endorsed BY ali
leading professional men,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
SQueezin' Times.

On train going west the other evening
were two residents of the city, who were
canvassine the general situation as to bust
ness, and both agreed that it was a time
when every business man should pare his
apples very close. Behind them was a
farmer and his con, and, as the gentlemen
finally ceased talking, the old man OBJ
served
William Henry, did you hear what they
said ?"
"Yes. dad"
Bout iron furnaces Dustin up and roll
lin mills shutnn' down."
"Yes."
"Hullsale houses goin' to the wall, and
corner groceries bein' knocked higher N
Gilderoy's kite ~
Yes, heard ii all and what of it,"
What Of il :" echoed the Oii man As be
uali ,urE,d iii his seat. "Why, You infer
nal, thick-headed idiot, it means that Pm
goin' to git ready for squeezin' times, and
II You don't pay me thrm 81 you owe me
by next week Thursday, III cover nv
shorts by givin' you the all-fr, d. st licking
a William Henry ever fooled with."-De-
troit Free Press.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
NEOSHO REVIVAL.
Rev. John D. Potter, the Evangel-
list, in His New Field
Showers Of Grace"

letter was received yesterday by The
BAzoO from Rev. A. J Smith, pastor OF The
First Congregational church at Neosho
Some interesting facts are given relstive 10
the revival In progress In th Al city, under
the leadership OF Rv. J ID. Potter, whose
late revival services In this CITY were al
tended by throngs OF people. The many
friends in this place of The evangelist will
read with interest the ststements made re-
garding his work in NeoshO. The letter oil
R-v. Smith says:
You may be interested TO know of the
work here of Rev. j. ID. Potter, who comes
TO Neos no from Sedalia.
Our preparation was insufficient though
Christian men have taken hold of The work
united, the meeting is held in the chapel OF
the Collegiate institute, the largest audience
room We have, and il has been well filled
notwithstanding the alternate cold and
mud. The morning meetings are largely
attended by men. The whole city is
stirred, and already there is considerable
result. Perhaps fifty have manifested a
purpose TO seek and serve the Lord and We
seem 10 be on the eve of far better things
than We have yet seen.
There Is great interest IN Mr.. Potters
preaching and the most thoughtful of our
people are most interested and pleased. He
SO Iuminously, powerfully and practically
sets forth the essential principles, duties
and privileges of our hoy religion that
men cannot but be moved. We cannot
doubt but that, as a man of God, he speaks
from the heart TO the heart and that his work
is of permanent character. Ii must help
in the communities where he labors To es-
tabliSh the cardinal doctrines and duties of
religion. If only our churches could thor
Oughly prepare the way of the Lord and OF
his servant we should indeed SEE mighty
trinmphs of the word and If the gospel.
Mr. Potter goes next Sunday to Carthage
He seems plea ed with our great state. He
Is evidently an admirer OF the Queen City
and speaks 10 the warmest terms of the
treatment accorded TO him by the minis
ters and editors OF Sedaii,
Respectfully,
A. J. SMITH.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
LILA WEEKLY BAZOO TUESDAY. JANUARY 20, 1884.

mind crowdiDg out all the editorial,
and the greater part of the local,
but I'll have to ask you 10 cut it
short here so that may get in my advertise
ments.' ] stopped writing and next morn
Ing the Lancaster paper came out with a
solid column and half puff of our show
which helped las immensely. of course one
cannot work the big city papers to such
good efert. When one does get q good
thing into them, however, ii is sure to get
copied ex ensiveIy and that is great de-
siderstum. Several of the paragraphs |
worked into the eastern press about the
Madison Square theater shows are now
floating about the country, providing that
organization with a vast amount of grstui
tous advertising"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
Pilesl Piles Piles

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itch.
ing Piles. One box has cnred the worst
cases of twenty years standing. No one
need suffer FIVE minutes after using Viii
liam's Indian Pile Ointment. Ii absorhs
tumors, alIays itching, acts as poultice,
gives instant relief. Prepared only for
Piles, itching of the private parts, nothing
else. Hon. j. Nj. Cofienbury, of Cleveland,
says: 81 have used scores OF Pile cures,
and it affords me pleasure 10 say that
have never found anything which gives
such immediate and permanent relief as
DIR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment" Sold
by druggists and mailed On receipt of
price, 81. r. B. HOstetler, Sedalia, Mo.
Oh the many remedies before the pub
lie for nervous debility and weakness of
nerve generative system, there is none
equal TO Aliens Brain Food, which prompt
ly and permanently restores all lost vigor !;
il never fails. 81 pkg, for $5.-At
druggists, or BY mail from J. fl. Allen,
BIS First ave. New York City.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
The First Time on Skates.

"DO you think | will break nv neck y
This is the question usu ally asked the
managers of the rink by the iimid girl as
she sets her foot out to have the skates
buckled on. She thinks she will fall, sure.
and she knows she will be terribly awk-
ward and will never learn 10 skate, etc.
etc. But II does not turn out so. She stands
up, while some one holds her she walks
along and shOves her feet ahead OF her and
leans all her weight on the unfortunate
who has undertaken To teach her. All, r
going lea Times around the room she
thinks she could skate faster. and off they
60 the regular stroke. About four strokes
and her feet 60 one way while her boGy
takes the opposite direction, and If the es-
cort isn't good on his rollers You may look
for tumble. As rule, however ladies'
learn with fewer falls than bows or gentle
meu. They are more careful. The only
directions that need 10 be followed are
these: Keep the foot under the body and
throw the weight to right or left as YOU de-
sire to turn.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
OVER THE RIVER.

Over the river they beekon to me-
Loved ones whOve crossed TO the other side;
The gleam of their snowy robes 1 see;
Bu: their voices are lost'in tie dashing tide,
There's one with ringlets Of sunny gold
And eyes the reflection of heavens own blse;
He crossed In the twilight gray and cold
-, And the pale mist Ind him from mortal view.
We saw not the angel that met him there,
The gates OF the city could not see;
Over the river, over the river
Ny brother stands waiting to welcome me.
Over the river the boatman pale.
Carried another, the hOu .ehOld pet;
Her brown curs waved 10 the gentle gale
Darling Minnie. / see her vet!
She crossed on her bosom her dimpled hands,
And fearleSsly entered the phantom bark
We watched IL glide from the silver sands,
And ali our sunshine grew strangely dark.
We know she i safe on the farther SIDE,
Where ail the ransOnled and angels be
Over the river, the mystic river,
My childhOOd'S idol is waiting for we.
For none return from those quiet shores
Who cross with the bOatman cold and pale,
We hear the dip Of the golden oars,
We catch gleam Of thf snowy sail,
And 10, they have passed from yearning hearts
They have crossed the stream and are gone 'p sys
We may not Sundrr tie veil apart
That hides from our view the gates OF day.
We only know that their barkS mo- more
May sail with US DER lies stormy sea;
Yet somew here, know. on the unseen shore
They watch and beckOn, and wait for me.
And ii, and think, when the >. nset's gold
Is flushing river. aud hill and shore.
1 shall one day stand by the water cold.
And list for the sound nj the bOatman's oar
/ shall watch for CLEAN "f the Tapping sail,
| shall hear the boat a. il gains the strand
shall pass from sight with the bOatnan pale
To the better shore of the spirit land.
l shall know the loved who have gone before,
And jOyfully sweet will he meeting be.
When over the river, the peaceful river,
Nancy q. Pri,,t.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29

Was afflicted with Catarrh and Cold
in the head. tried many remedies with
out any effects, at last | used Eiy's Cream
Balm. which efiectually cured me-W. III.
/. Hillsrd. dentist, Bordentown, \ J.
The blood would run-For five
years / was great sufferer from Catarrh
My nOstrlls were SO sensitive | could not
bear he least Bit of dust at times so bad
the blood would run, and at night / could
hardly breathe. After trying many things
without benefit / used Els's Cream Balm
| am living witness of its efic ,cy-Peter
Bruce, farmer, lthacs, \. Y. Easy to use.
price fifty cents
Ely's Cream Balm Tor Cstarrh, Cold
III the head, Hay F-.er, etc. By IIs u,e
have overcome disagreesble discharge
from my nostrils; am Tree from pain 10
my eyes and hesd-John w. Lane. hard
ware merchant, Newton, y. J. Got a
liquid or snuff. See adv't,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
CONCERNING CREAMERIES
Advantages to Farmers Near Sc
dalla Should q Creamery
be Built

Among the visitors at the GlenwoOd,
Mimi, creamery during the recent session
vi lis board of directors was NJ. Addy Of
New York City, travelling agent for New
! ork commission house, who, being an ex-
perienctd expert In the creamery business,
and thoroughly yersed in all It's bewilder-
ing details, was invited TO entertain and
enlighten the said high officials in the mys-
ierious, masculine method of making bat
ter.
Perhaps some of Won have new, r
ihought OF The immense demand for dairy
products and the magnitude of that trade
In our own country IN point of commercial
Importance, daIry products rank first cot
ton, second gold and silver third; corn,
fourth cattle, fifth; while wheat raising,
which al present is your great industry,
ranks sixth. = * Now, the benefits
received by the farmers from this Creamery
can only be appreciated by those who tried
IL. and when they can he induced to exper-
iment with your cans for one month, they
almost invariably continue in the business.
Why ? Because they can make more
money by selling YOU their cream than in
any other way. Now, take for example,
the present prices for creamery and dairy
butter in the eastern market; the one nine
teen and the other ten cents per pound. This
made difference of nine cents per pound
in favor of the former. Again. il will
save the farmers wives the churning ard
working butter. Ii will relieve them Of the
embarrassment, OF peddling it out at the
stores, where nine times out OF ten it is
not wanted, and but too often is an actual
loss to the merchant who buys il although
he may pay for iI-as he often does-in
goods at an exorbitant price.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
Notice to Bidders.

Notice is her eby given that sealed bid.
will be received ut tine county clerk. once
until II O'Clock, Monday, February 4.
1851, ;or boarding and clothing me psupers
at the county poor house for the year COM
mencing March LIST. Bids must state on
what price per week the said paupers will
be kept. Fl. Y. FIELD,
1-15dlOwSt Clerk Pettis County.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
A Kentucky Vendetta.

Louisville, Jan. 24.-The Courier-Jour-
raps Auburn, XIV, special contains an ae-
count of tragedy which occurred at that
point, in which Harry Bronson and George
Hsrdison were killed, had its origin in
whisky AID family feud, dating back
sixteen years. when farmer, Hsrdison's
brother, killed Brouson's father with
broad-axe. Both helong to wealthy fami-
lies. More trouble is expected.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
HOW TO PROPOSE.
Opininions From a Bevy of Fair
Ones About Making the Break
Important Information.

A bright-eyed girl, who is a skillful
angler of hearts, thinks young man to he
successful should propose after q very
short acquainiance-tske the girl by storm
As il were while she is pleased with her
new beau and before she has time to tire of
him then follow the proposal up by a
vigorous courtship. lots of flowers and bon
bons. drives, theatres, etc, AID il she con-
srnts, insist upon short engagement by
all means
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
A Fair Offer

The Voltsic Belt Co, of Marshal Mich
igan, offer to send DR.. Dyes celebrated Vol.
tsic belt and Electric Appliances on trial
for thirty days, to men. old and young
afflicted with nervous debility, lost vitality
and many other diseases.
See advertisement in this paper.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29
Time is Money.

Time and money will be savel b, keep
ing Kidney-Wort in the house. Ii is An
invaluable remedy for all disorders of the
Kidneys, Liver and Bowels snd for all dis
eases arising from distractions of these or
gans. 1t has cured MANY obstinate cases
after hundreds of dollars had been paid TO
physicians without obtaining relief. 1t
cures Constipation, Piles, Biiiousness and
all kindred disorders. Keep IL by you.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29

Is il any bOdy's business
When a Lady calls, and where
OR il he tries 10 please her.
And provides a single chair
Is il any bOdy's business
III his Office she spect,
Aud she eOndescends 20 kiss him.
Ii the office don't u Iect
10 10 any bOdy's business,
This, I'D surely like To- know,
Ii a maid, though old and haggsrd,
should set out 90 catch beau
10 ~ any bOdy's business,
Tell me, Muse. how this NAV De,
Ia IL any body's business
Ii she did propose 20 NE"
Is il any body's busirsss
III a drowning man should take
Hold OF anything TO save him
III be thought his life AT stake"
Then, / ask on equal basis,
When she put Lo me the qaiz,
And nodded yes, and hssgsd her
Was it any body's biz
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29

The most delicate persons enjoy taking
Enjoys Little Cathsrtic Pills, give a
wholesome appetite, put new life in q
broken-down b0dy.-ls sentsL
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-29

BsA- The Voice of the People. No fami-
ly Dyes were ever so popular as the Dis-
mOnd Dyes. They never TAIL. The Black
is far superior to logwood. The other col
ors are brilliant. Wells, Richardson x Co :,
Burlington. VT.