New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-07-12
TIE Talk OF TIE DAY.

! that Mr.. Blaine was nominated on Friday but II ID
singulsy appropriate that ex-'herif should receive
the barren honor Of Presidential nomination hang
mans day.
long striped snake crawled into basement saloon IN
YanktOn and in the middle Of the before anT.
body II. The inmates stood aghast aud speeches.
for several seconds when Of them pointing his finger
rest Of you see thatp They responded In a chorn.;
Ges We an 40 ~ a great renet TO me 70 know ~
said the hrst for Thought was gong 10 nave anntrf
attack Of malaria" me. too" responded the chorus
and then they fell the snake with billiard cues aud
killed it Philadelphia Record
Gan Francisco lady desired 10 he photographed 10
decoete toilet according TO The ArgondW The pborp
grapher kept pulling her corsage down 20 long that 80
finally asked why he did So You see, madam
the photographers, when we have very Young
girls don't try to make the-ah-to make them
srkingy daykoect but with the other ladies' ts differ
ent-entirely different assure y0u maam. The oders
lady the moro daykoloet she can be took Ah" said
the bnlcwy beauty. settling herself slightly In her
cu,ra.s that the cssp think Won had better
with tho picture n You trne further with my corsags
You will make me at leas ahundrcd"
rbev have what they call an Ed.nlr society on mo
Pacific coast, whose members subaist ON an uneooses
vesenhe det. rhey sat bus one meal dsvi but thea
YOU can't blame the eater OF fhw ysg',aoe. 20. "Ahhs
IT, eat az seldom ~ posaible,-l boston transcript
The Democrats have made their usual bnnder again
romc unstan people fooled with electric light wire
which foil Into Tho street ahl we,e bad{ 'hn,A,i Ai@
porter came ~ aud cnulin't believe wlhnnt nnohna
aud sn tbs worst ~ g. W. surprised ~ tha teposf'
Waterbury American
Tho bachelor OF Albany will bs tho nsosslor II
ths whe House. syen n he remain, unmarried
An ohio Democratic local lickati composed sn,ireya
red beaded la New YORK cy, tho Alto oea
ticket Ia generally composed entirely OF red aosei mea
The ohio Democrats have probably imois,d me 3'sss
moniuualy.-t h0rrstown Herald
Just as the Americans are beginning TO understahdt
tennis said TO be going out OF fashion England
all its movements too rapid 70 allow tho
players TO 1rt with comfort
Alexis lie Beur or san Jacinto CAL sendstne following
fsttering testimonial TO woman's paper IN t.Vor
dual garmenture Ny wife my wedding pant&
looms and waking-iscket-no skirts" It's believed 70
be no thiug for wife TO wear the br- that
i TO say her husbands pantsoons oSt ms the very
to be proud of it-lBoston Transcript
The Charleston Ne,cs says that II the Democratic party
does shake off John Kelly, permanently and sbss
lutely John Kelly will make the Democratic party sick
next November But the Democrats up here know THAI
John carries $4,000 votes around with him In his vest
pocket and they in mortal terror lest he may shake
the party.
The seats In a Western church are set on pyots ike
those in a dry goods store This enables the FAR wor
shipper who sits pretty well up front TO turn around an
couat the number of bOnnets IN the house wthou
screwing her head of almost, and going home Win 0
stlf neck-tNorristOwn Herald.
Ben Butler didn't get another nomination yesterday
but he expects to lots OF fun this summer hndms
out why.
Just think of II. The "noslsst Roman Of them all
WIS left, too-left with his red bsndsnna.
What with the unterr1dsd hosts and Ben Butler and
John Kelly and our own Stareyed Goddess Chicsso
ready TO believe that that learned English Journal didn't
make such mistake after all when u REFER Ell 70 neI
"the great State OF Chicago.'-lLoulsvllo Courier"o
nal.
Isit In order 10 ask Mr. Dana TO whether the rcsn
shall be turned outi-tPhiladelphia Times
The situation now appears TO be about this: Inc
publican tiers have got their man and the DemocrsN
haven't.
Mark how the Morrison sinners come In out OF the va
and sit al tho Randall Tinea
man IN Burlington, VT, is bswains the fact tss ~
wife IL descending to the low arena OF poitcs he say
sh. Is bolter aud won't let him in after 10 O'Clock
night.
The culture OF the Hub ia at a discount. The Bosos
Journal has been caught msquoting atm In its ,spo'
OF tae laying OF church 10 cpn c1s
which being translated, signifies 81 was MIXED IN
anthem was Laetatus SUM II wa. glad me Jors s
is not glad It is pretty badly muked. howeyer-i6ui
lington Free Press.
Probably even the boilers would acknowledge that"
they Join the Democratic party they Will con'tit'e ~
Insignificant minority Well the DsmocrS''c p.v ~.
maintains the unit rule under the operation VI INV
minority has no more voice than the hgyP'iA" 'PA"A
o. ,.a., Ian, ,-,onds exhibit singular longing for
camn.iyn of ner,oualties" Thew insist thatu tus
proper th ps for this year and then rolling tne ses
= MA
couragng that politics cannot % hIVea " Aie 49,
New York Comnercial AdVerureI
The friends Of the late Chunder Sen, OF India earn
about the piece OF carpet which he used TO ST. sa
hang it IN a conspicuous place In their services "'
quite dusty and worth about 80 cents
For every American citizen at home. Fair VOTE inl
Full WAGE for every American ciu1en anrosL ~
Rights and the backing Of all tue Nation IN ,itna va
tben inns is the platform OF James d Biane IL
not be an American aud vote tor American rsas'
may the right protect them -lPhiladelphia fres'
A San Francisco mau hal model wife whom be l0,.
40 much that he transferred all his fortune to heF
Immediately became shrew and ternagant, ana MA"
drove the poor out Of the house
The Primer is q weekly paper that has been publishes
81 Joseph Mo-. for twenty-One weeks us mJ sns
Candid, Clear and Clean" IL Ia hardly worm iax
add that IL has suspended The man wao I'D :s,n,hn
a candid, clear and clean newspaper coud n'ui1Trt
Missouri deserved httle practical enlishtennen@'
coin (Neb.l state Journal
Ths other DAY ne San Francisco Alta rave e.
reasons why MI Justice Fs.d was the only man !"
Presidency Il viii probably spend the rest oil tue
paigu trying TO npd Que reason why Mr.. Ceveissa
man. ~
Another idiot going to cross the ocean In sS b ~
no companion but dog y would Pm % gRepasicss
when John Kelly burtes the hatctet he hang
lantern over tho spot that he o.n nnd 10 s~s"
the dark Knoxville Tenn Chreniole III
The sun OF Thursday ssiii IT Mr.. Cevelsna go
finally coma forth as the candidate Of the - -.
ne viii appear upon the s,Ass oexs
mark OF destiny and that destiny viii be dsio., 80
really seems a. though The sun shoud revise al
cry, and shout I" The Democratic party mu'' ."
perhaps II is too mad to shout snytuins' a.5s
It IA said that Grover Cleveland While nc 70 psfcs
the SasI, Of fsmSaSys oPpos,.q to h ss.t. ysss
probably Geek ais sOSss. -lllnesis 0'@' ''"''