Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
PECK's BAD BOY.
The Milwaukee Youth and y
Pa.
His chum Mas Got Rheumati,, ;.
Boy Tells the GtoeeYnan
About Il.

"Tbere, now, what is your In.
ing down that way for?" said H. !.
cerynan to the bad boy as he.
with an expression on his iac.~
row, such as the grocerymau h.
seen before. "Brsce up now,,t,
some style about you. VIZ.
matterT
"Nothing the matter with M,
the boy, As he looked around T.
Gerry to BEE II he couldn't dnd
thing that would taste good 10
boy. 81 am all hunky, but ny,
has got the rheumatic"
"Well, that don't hurt you, d..
said the groceryman with one 9
heartless expressions. "lou dog,
to grunt until you are hurt yn
There Is time enough for yoc
limping around when you e.
yourself / don't believe in w.,
when anybody else Is sick"
"Well, you heartless old GUS
You never bad . chum, did 70,
you ever had q chum that YOU
that had stood by you In all l..
weather, who would work his {,
nails of for you, and 60 without
and sleeping to moke you hspy
could never talk that way. Ny e
Is lust as tender As . woman, Il,
he strong rs q giant afore the
matiz struck him, and now be
weak as q little tiny baby, ana We
TO handle him
Jest ~ Though He Was Err.
Every bone, and muscle. aud dm
blood, and piece Of skin about bis
il just like mas neuralgia, aud 4.
times they all ache at once, and
they take turns aching, and my
lays there and takes 1t as c,lur
though lie was at u picnic, and
grumbles. He smiles his great b,
fashioned smile when he sees He
Ing over the foot. board of his bed
when l 60 up and put my hand o.
face, and wipe the Precipitation O.
forehead, the tears come rol!iuga
his cheeks, and he tries To- rai,
helpless hand to shake mine, Ll.
can't, and he says, Hello, old q
and then he shuts hls eyes an!
rhcumetiZ commences where It,r
and goes to grinding him up a.
Gosh, IL could pull off my sain
thipgs and get into HIS bed aud taI,
place, and let the rheumstK get.
work on me for q day, wnilr myc
migl 60 out and slide down II
kick over O few barrels. ana feel
| for a while, would enjoy II. Bu
can't change works with "A iel.us.
has got rheumatic. Never had
your
"No, l never had it," said the
cerymsn, but had brother to
who had II once,
hut He Cured HimseIf Eating ss~
20, get out" said the boy. "Snr,
chum has had rheu matik, every
crank has told me a new cure IL
and / think l will try some new n.
dy on him, but when go ~ his 10
and zee the good doctor who has .
brought up amongst rheumatic
tell him Of the new remedy ] b
heard Of, and he tells me IL IL MI
sense, that settles II. The ides ofcg
rh. umatiz eating snow! Say, nsi
queer about catching rheumarIL' 7
like u lottery. Forty fellows msyI
the same chance To draw n rleUG.
prize, and only one gets II sawed
onto HIM. Now, me and my e.
were both In tue same draft Of cir, .
both had q right to catch the rh,gs
tiz. All ! got was wind on my stcn,
and | slode down hill head first OF {
sled, and the rheumat'z has all bis
away from me. Mychum went
hiding IN . .Coupsy.'
and he got It. Sliding down !
knocks rheumatic better than ali
snow. Say, / would like 10 run /
world for about q month. BY GO
would arrange II 10 nobody but {
mean people would be sick. II ~
too bad to have these painful diss
strike the best people In the va
don't II? III had the running oi u,
rh, umatiz sh ould never attack s0s
good fellow ~ my cbum. ! would b
| II lay for the thieves, aud sand bag
and murdereIs, and high way rut,,
and wife heaters, and old shark D
nt yer do any good nohow, aud Es,i
claws of Of folks that never did s
harm, and always had y kind wor.
everybody. But these diseases se,s
have their traps set for the best Pc
and the thieves and burglar. Hs
besltbiest Of the lot. II things y
run right rheumatic ought b. he 81
teciivs that would catch . horeif
just a. he WIS stealing the borse, I
make birr drop the halter and s'Di
q doctor. H. was bossIng rheUnt
would have II paralyze the arr. 81
man about TO commit murder or q
his wife, and lay him out colder thi'
", dye. would have rlI -umstz o.
q refOrmatery agent instead OF g.
around careless and
PiekisE Oslo ThossuKhbrets
I would have II watch q mean 0
wien be was going to do some's
mean, and take hold OF him AMI
his muscles q twist, aud then JET
and II he kept on, take him by the 0
and doubts him up and make him
But I must 60 and do my chum'.ca
for his ma, and then go and re! up :
him. II; IL singular how my q
knows when ] am coming, and
the pain begins 10 90 away when
there. IthiDk II would do you goo
love some one, old man, some oos
was sick sometimes, TO whom J
presence would be . sort Of . bet'
II you loved anybody 20 that the 70
Of your hand would drive away p
aid the light Of your eye would >
like q beredictiOn, and you could =;
your friend by your light football %
carpet, and
Drive AWsy Hesvssssess
by the sound OF your voice, and q
| bsppiDess 10 take the place Of ml'
when you were around, you would
be half 1 mean ~ you are nos,
you wouldn't 90 of In the dark
bate yourself ~ you do now. "
you got good in this ranch that "
taste cool 70 . Teller that hain'I 81
spJ+iitefr
10, ! don't know" aid the groc'
msn. ''unIess you tried some u u
dried spples, dried by stesnI."
That ~ . specimen Of the way
would treat . cbum u you hsd one
Vas sick. You would IRE dried ~
down him. You make me tired. ~
ut you got any Malaga grapei
Florida orspges7 Nothing but o