Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-03-18


| am little curious to get late Amer
lean papers, that | may read what Is
being said at home In regard TO Bis
marck's treatment of the Herr I.asker
business. OF course | expect he has
been called by all5Srts. of hard nance,
by all sorts of people, but, accordingto
MY notion, he lnisgiven hegentlemen
who voted "Ayeln ON Mr.. ochiltree's
resolutions deep dig under the firth
rib Not that think he :.
had any real light las goes
the phrase to do such
naughty thing, but having done II, he
Is in good position TO ask and what )
are YOU going TO do about it.'
Over here all the papers have been
discussing the incident, aud us usual,
they make much Of what, after all, Is
not matter of the gravest Importance.
According TO some of them, the United
| States may be expected ut any mo-
mlent TO Jump astride old Kaiser VIII
liam, and 70 Ia kicking In his side
| bones. One OF them, more aensi-
BILE than the balance OF
the crowd gives the whole business
away as follows:
AMERICAN COUSINS GERMAN.
| "a Case OF strained Rolationshipl
| Scent Bismnrolss cabinet. HIS hlghness
discovered sealing M letternddressed 70
the secretary otihe Americ'in tGauoh AZ
nismarck.--Yes, think that Will do very
well pleusantiittlo rnuh about that asker
house OF representatives ut Washington pre-.
sumlng 10 say that my poor onponent ny nis
| political, and economic condition OF The Ger
| man people - However, have sent II back,
and called thS WaShlngi2n , noe o. ot ME
| appreciate the sarcnsml Rather unpleasant
| Tor Won Eisendccker To huNe to riesenlh'
dressing INN personally as thigh and we'll.
boIn.h He ought to be pleased at The cunph-
ment Telephone tell * heard The prince
places receiver to his ear, and approaches the
trankmitter Ncsl Does my one want me;
Voice Cwlth strong Yankee accent through
| the Northumberland, calculate thai do
| How ar you. .Afr anh=ia thai sdaEhed Old -
cnss--ss.fstuJrrClS, at hnmos
bismarck. He is at the Instrument.
Noice.-l'loasod TO meet You, sitree, as one
OF the most remarkable men of your coun-
Try I For all that, shroo. you nrc q sarpint.
Bismarck. Am addressing n hikh aud
wcllbofn connected with the American
house OF representatives?
Noice.--Ihnt Is so.~ And tell YOU Old cuRsr
thar YOU are doing your best Ia make n tar
nal bust M between the most prominent peo-
pies OF the old anu lho N0W NoliuH- yesi
bismarck. Nicanirg tho peoples OF Ger
and Wel.norn
Voice.--That is so. Hut wouldsNdNise YOU.
( old hoss, not 10 cnll me names Wal, you
have Md us considerable pun rkins. Nes,
Stree!
Ditmpicl.-Dcar me Nou surprise me
, Voice-Nono of your soft sawder, YOU tar
nal old snrpln, In sptclaclesl tel Spn that
You stopped cur pigs frcm coming INTO your
darned old country, And now am cow
hided lyon do not Insult our house OF repre-
sentntiNCa! -
rosre e iiish and @NeIi.born- bog par,
don, did not intend toElve Yen thoye aItri-
Voice tpronpliyi.- WY, eert'niy Jest
you take our piss, ana We'll forgive your IN
suits lSecne closes In upon bismarck con
siderlngl
PERHAPS some of the GAZETTE read
ors will think this very loose aud
undigniliod way to trent so grave a
subject, but these are they who have
habit of making mountains cut OF
molehills.
think that 'darned old cuss,n 9th
erwise denominated "you tarnal old
sarpint, y might have been more polite,
but evidently he waan't made accord
ing 10 the Chester fedian pattern,
aud perhaps after all oughtn't TO be
held responsible for being "a born
boorn ! fancy he could no more be
polite when 1t comes TO such thing
rs quasi-indulsing The late Herr
Lasker, than he could swallow q piece
Of American pig without being choked
TO death.
In some Of my more recent letters
home | have had something TO say of
Mis- Mary Anderson, who IL still par
excellence the stage favorite in Lon
don. Tonight | wish to have some
thing 10 say about another of the foot
! light favorites, viz: Mrs. Langtry. J
have just been reading, in Il society
paper, about her, and since what !
read interested me, VIII take it for
| granted that IL win interest II
few at least of your readers,
and give the substance
of the notice II seems That there IL u
bronze memorial slab in one OF the
windows of the st. Helen's parish
church In Jersey island dedicated ITO
the glory of God and the memory of
six LeBretons, who for 300 years have
been the deans Of jersey, and have
OBLIGATED in the pulpits of the church.
A vacant place in one corner of the
the Very Rev. w. G. lie Breton, who
Is, by the way, the father Of the ger
sey Lily" The crest Of the family,
shield, surmounied by n
rose, is craven above the
names. II, though, one Is 10 believe
what the people OF st. Helen's say of
the present dean, one must conclude
that In spite of the fact that lac is the
handsomest man in jersey (Which here
or elsewhere goes long way with
some church people,. he will be the
last member of the lie Breton family
to ofllciate rs dean of the island and
rector OF this old parish church. In
deed, like his pretty and notorious
daughter, his name has been too freely
and highly spoken Of, and have even
seen II stated as Il fact that for failure
TO answer satisfactorily some nc
cusations brought against him the bish-
OPP of Winchester, Of whose diocese his
deanery IL part, u year ago suspended
him from exercising Ills sacred func-
tons for space of three years. So
that (supposing this statement TO be
true, as do ublless 1t is) he Is now In
retirement. He Is said to be tall aud
upright In bearing, with dlgnihed
mien. and features that closely re.
semble those Of the famous Lily. OF
Mr.. lie Breton, his wife, who was long
ago separated from him, and Is now
Mira Langtry In America,
IL Is stated that she gave big
dinners 10 visiting dignitaries from
Endland, and In this way broke up the
dean financially, and that from this
began his downward career.
l rarely ever see any mention made
of Mr.. LaDgtry, but have just seen
notice OF him (which suggested what
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