The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-03-06


A place where he did KISS. Ana she
Believes tho yarn. and Lfsses IL, and thinks
That she IL happy.
--BOsioR Globe.
DROPPED ON HIS GAME.
Mamma gave our Nelly an apple.
so round and ffg. and rea;
IL seemed, besidetia MT wee Nelly.
To almost eclipse her head
Beside her young Neddie was standing
And Neddie l2ye Na APPLES. G TOO: prosh~
bite OF your apple-ah, dot"
Dear Nelly held out the big apple;
Ned opened his mouth very wide
So wide that the startl.d lei apple
Could almost have gone insidel
And, OIL what bite he gave IT.
The apple looked small. ! declare.
When Ned gave 1t back 20 his sister.
Leaving that big bite there.
Poor Nelly looked frightened moment.
Then q Thought made her fac grow hight:
Here, Ned. You can take the apple
I'd rather have ths biteI"
ExHoRTING HYMN.
Change yer heart, ole Uncle Nose.
Change yer habits tCO:
For de brack skin on yer nose
Can't get red or blue:
An de debbils comm close.
Lookin hard attou.
Chorus-Yes, de debbirs comm clnsr.
Burnin hot an fiZZin.
Lookin at yer shiny mise;
That a way o hisn,
An Lis place, "a well yer knows,
Is moie hotter n dish n.
Uncle Nose. jes change yer ways
Jine de holy band,
An while ParSon Baxter prays.
Hide yer thicvin' hand;
Hope Tor better better days
In dat promised land
Chorrs-Glory! hear dat lion roari
Cause um loso "A sinner:
Ole Nose entered at do door:
Now dc Lam am winner,
An Will shed dat lions gore
Eat um up for dinner.
-Teras Sjfti1lgs.
BABY LOUISE.
I'm In love with yoA Ia " Louisca
With your silken hair ana your soft blue eyes,
And the dreamy wisdom that IN them lief#
And the faint, sweet smile you brought trouz tho
Goa's sunshine, Baby Louisei
When you fold your hands. Baby LQpiseI
Your hands. like fairy's, 30 tiny and rair--
With a pretty, Innocent, saint-ike arr,
Are you trying 10 think OF soIne anSel-tau2nS
You learned above. Baby Louisef
I'm in lsve with you, Baby Louisei
Why, you never raise your beautiful headu
Some day, little one, your cheek VIII grow red
With flush or delight To hear the words said,
1 love you, Baby Louise
Do you hear me, Baby Louiss7
have sung your pra 81 for nearly an hour,
And your lasnes keep drooping lower and lower.
And you've gone TO sleep like weary dnver,
Ungulteful Baby Louise!
HOW 1T WAS INVENTED.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor &c Z lone:
But when She GOT there
Tho cupboard was bare,
And so the peor OK had none.
She was in great stew
To know what 10 do,
For OF money she had not cent:
SO she sold her last sui5
To buy meat for the brute,
And uptown in her nightgown she went
The ladies who saw it
And the stiiag to draw It
Declared il the incest thing Out:
So now on the street,
Looking ever so neat,
In their gowns they 20 rushing abouk.
-WGSLla0tOn Republicans
rs FARMER.
Tho Whit hall Times gives a somewiAao CIR
cumstan1iM accor Mt of an enterprising As76cult-
urist, VIII much economy OF type:
There il farmer who IL Us
Enough TO take his Els,
And study natute with hl5 I's
And think OF what he Cs.
lie bears the chatter OF the Us
As they each other T'a.
And rs that when t,ee ID KS
1t makes home tor BIS.
A pair OF oxen he VIII U's,
With many haws and G's
And their mistakes he Wal X ca.
While plowang for his Pa,
In raising crops he all X LIS,
And therefore flttla Os,
And when he hoes his soil by spens
He also soils his bose