Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1884-01-02
WIT AND HUMoR.


i erea, many Wall street men iiuHsa
days are men of note.
1t is only the man with q pocketful oi
rocks who can afford to throw stones.
Scr,e ~ the .,en who c.r,x IN. mos,
axrens;vs w.,chas navsr Lnos whsi
time 70 q, home,
4 coiorca man - M.v.x,,,e W..
e.v. 10 anos rnt Gao .ry,h;rr .hcsi
tha c;x;l t;s;I;s .,ac;s;nr 81 ior@ 81 ,ha.
don't ston hoo raising
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sn;rntion +" sa;d an nld n,;n;ster in ~.
charge to . vonrc nastor ;nst heinr or.
do;ned
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Somebody, who writes more truth.
lu,'s .nan poe.'calis, says an suxT' 49,
" "',"os 'x. non.s 20 nos ."0us ~. ~ ..s.,, nI
" =, uoMu"ls as uc'n "''n oas'u'
VI su'ucas'
A forgettul set OF people: "ies.
says Mrs. Parvenu; I'VE had q real nice
,ine At hicnheid ana sharon. "ntn :
.eiI gave my caru 70 io.s Oh pcoPie 90
we piazza, o.. most u 81" 'otso' "
sa'c He sheirS'
An old gehtlcttian who got trippod ur
while trying to cross TIE ballroom. re-
marked, as he slowly crawlcd to per-
penaicuiar' tnat u was always pleasant
70 pe thrown III Inc company VI young
people
1t was tie intelligent foreman OF an
esteemed exchan e who placed under
the heading Railway Notes." the
fashion item The court train VII thi.
season replace the pr'ncesse anu rouna
trains.
II tell you" said the boy. confident
~, TO q group OF youthful friends. ''my
mother may seem small--don't believe
sae'd weigh more than ! do, in hel
stocking feet-bnt her slippers is heavy,
tnough' you oes!
A French investigator has discovered
that the character Of persons dream
depends in great measure on which
sioe the sleeper lies. The dreams OF
lawyer. then, who habi;ually lies on
Doth slties. mus, DC very mucn mixed.
A rnca between pigeon and . pony
in England was won by the bird. This
isn't considered much OF an exploit In
this country. where = common Ameri-
can sMaUm W." III, a.u Nc. ~ OIL. o., 'ne Pon,es @
NooP0' W" WV o"~ 0os'"'
- N''N
tribunal you nave neard the report
OF the medical experts that the body
contained = qdanHty OF arsenic sum
cicn. " A"a S' ;.S,, pI.so. "ns. , nave
fou .osSy ~ ,...y Pool Ase'o
""su">A "A' e"' s.'
10 you understand now 70 nx up
my hair9 asked lady o. . servant
she was ABOUT 70 engage. lies, ma am,
can NIX up your mar IN ten minutes. .
n,t Zen mnu'.s .,u 20, .s. .s Ss Mvu'u : 40 WIZ
N.Y.. .o ~ :: - SAo Ao1 "ou
su,. ~. - '
rrvTrcss: Elder sister tseraidine,
why dio you take 80 much trouble to
snuD tnat handsome, manly young tel
low We Just mcts Geraidine--'.Oh.
that's Harry Harditnes. he hasn't .
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MNn civa!.a'lon. M piayea Casss - : pas. ~.
umo. Out sneereu - ens no..uu '"a'
cno:s was any ses. - 'nso''cos:n, -"
psc'ty' snu cAasssu - = speo'"l sn''
| Baker, the life insurance AgaEt, ha0
ais cbin-whiskers shaved on the other
dnv. ''What on earth did you 40 tna'
forP" asked his friend. on meeting MIN
soon AFTER the catastrophe. man IN
you- business needs al the chm nature
ana AIT can furnish h'rn.
A cucumber five feet long Il exhibited
At New Orleans. II isn't size that
counts 70 2 cucumber. however tistie.
stubby fellow. three by two inches. haa
oroven enough 70 expand nm ordinary
| YlXed stomach 10 aU 2Chof. f.- fJELS0NfG
1ele9rdpa
..What books shall we take away fol
| tina anm,ns.rp' p's asks tha philatielr,his
b".scs'n. II yoo re gong % rewPoI
or Long nranch, fsanc'a we Monst
susgest .nas You ua1e PoGScroooA
one aoous .hrse iecu @ nn4 sna '"enas
eignt incnes ~ioe VIII iass yOu ~H''''
@crk
| ssWhy ars you 20 exon bitant IN yoGl
pri~csp" asked : man Of : merchant