The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-05-29
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,isa 10 year ssls true umbrella Ia ilis vale
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Mh.a farmer gets tsld a. nee
piewss 10 b. spi TO fea ihs ,sias isss The
srsani
Sosns people l'arg door. while ether
tevpis adore bsss We msks i pcici
"a ~ esshiss escape ear siisatiCn.
Tho sssnts s.wiag maehiss agsss
var, side vtsks,s % - 10 give has ssin
lee plsy
RI. Ne. rass Ssa. dssIisg the word
''mae. amp .rs that ''mussump Is
sTtlls mss 10 hig place
-'of chat did yoa ssy they convicted
,ls asrssfy' We'll, don't knsw srsssiy.
va, snpposs 4 ss pa,ssry
|, seems TO me. mossed Alssrnsn.
- lao H.. toward The frcsi gate viii the
aid man tshind him. that there are more
ihsp three feet 10 yarJ.
n supps.s Il inst ,nssns tLst Ls hired
'sni .si, cas- the reply Of small Sunds,
sednol eLila .hea sstsd What vss meant
~ tho eipressios. And the kisg rent biz
si.ihs
A PrA. AND RELIABLE MEDICINE a
eosponsJ fluid extract II rosts, leaves.
i.ass and berries 10 Burdoek Blood Bit
i,gs They enfs al diseases 81 the blood.
lisrr aud lidnsys
Fifty se,sn Amsricaa women writers
we're born 10 Msine. There seems 10 he
something intellectually timulsiisg about
gam.
--isuna man. when You SEQ an old msid
sljns,ins her spseiaelss and clipping out
that part Of paper headed Sealed Pro.
possls.p !, is time for you is take 10 the
woods.
A scientist asserts that's hes can ssly
sting once in tive minutes. OF course. the
Ice vsnis 10 give the msa time 10 howl
--"wha, sort Of bed did they give
ysa last nigLti" asked the proprietor Of
country hotel Of . guest Guest lwhs
has slept usdsr lsaky rosG The bed
OF a stream, gue.. "
An old farmer says 'TLe West is
eiitiu' to be = pretty dang ous place to
1.-Two 10 with so many Of these ere harry
canes. or silos. as they call EN-"
--''Ye,. her father kicked me ont OF the
house. but got even with him." said .
Philadelphia youth. I'm one week ] sest
three book sgents to interview him.
Prof Swing Of Chicago has written
an sssay on the uselesspess Of profanity.
II the Professor had held of until after
house elsssing tims, bis article would
have met with more respectful attention.
"A New jersey man fell from bicycle
aud while lying insensibls was robbed Of
NIL his money aud . valuable gold ring.
The only thing he regrets Is that the rob
bcrs didn't take the bicycle too.
How . woman slwsys dsss up news.
paper she sends TO friend, 50 that IT locks
like we'll stuffed pillow. is something
no man Is woman enough to understand.
lis that gsntlsm an frisAd Of yours
asked = ns~ly introduced lady Of another
alta reception. "oh ne, he's my husband.
was tks Innocent reply.
MIR HigLwsisr. hsv is il l find no
cream on your milki' Milknau well,
mpni. e1pec, the cows are hold il back
Tor strawberry tims.
"A genilsmsn vas examining AZ sm.
brella. aud commenting upon its fine quail
i,y. Yes. said person present: He
i.nsits everything he ssss." "Asd, sd-
jei third party. ''hs is inclined 10 ssizs
every thing be fsseies."
Yes, indeed, said Amy to the high
school girl, while discussing little occur
renee. there il q niger in the wood pile
sure Mildred locked shocked for mo.
men, at the expression asd then quietly
replied: II think myself there is an Eth.
opisn concealed amoag the fuel
AIR exclaimed an old miner Who
west UP il the air on the wings Of pre-
mstur.ly discharged blast, this makes
ms feel Lsmssick. How ss3" gaspsd Lis
companion. who involahtsrily sccompap-
isd him. "B.esnss it's The biggest blew
isg up I've lad sincc l lefi my old woman
Ia the states
"A sewIy arrived immigrant was lately
told 10 have corn beef and string beans
for ainssr. aud size executed orders " tls
letter ;, carefully strinsing the beans su
onc io.g string. sHcosing the diansr's de-
lay because il took 80 losg 10 tie Inc
bsnrs on the s,Lrisg"
Most people mistake the point VI the
cid prcrsrb: Truth 10 stranger thsn fis
tiss" TIL. doesn't mean that truth Is
more remarkable ihaa q eiisn, but merely
,ha, se are DO, 30 well sequaisisd With Il.
Il !. the Had Of stranger that We al need
ga introduction 10.
MIR Ssisgls.ss Is very concerted. and
daring CONGREGATION With Miss Sensible
The s,Ler a-y on the perisciios Of mas. he
iaqa,rsd -ish s,mpsr, well. wkst de
rslair. 10 make inc psrf.cs7 Brains simp
ly answered Mis-, Seaside. Mr.. Sniggl,.
i..a 'rnsssDl.'rsl previous engagement
- Oh. deaf. | believe .hsald faint II
. 1aAa A.ssi ms 10 G.sry hint said .
siJIs. ga.h,Dg asnsei Never fear.
y lssiea Lsr practical grandfather; ',ou
mighi psssIlly faint. bot II ,.a waited
Lla ,ua'd msasgs 10 ssy va. before y.u