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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

Mother Walton has prescribed this valuable
m edicine for great many years In her private
practice. 1t has proved an unfailing specific
In the treatment OF the many disorders to
which the female constitution Is subject. 1t
Is "a suro euro for the monthly troubles that so
many women suffer. Mailed on receipt OF
Drtce, soc. tcld by II. II. Cochran. druggist.
1877 and l39 North Queen street t3
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
A DostituIe Family,

A woman and child named Gonder, re.
siding at No. Breneman's court, ara sick
aud 10 destitute circumstances. Immediate
aid should be extended them.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
L,ON kENT.
LARGE BASBM HNT
Lancaster, Pa.

rI,hE LA HaEsr, BEST AND MOST OUM-
j. plets assortment OF Playing Cards In the
city, from &c per pack up, at
HARThAN'S YELLOW FRONT CtsAh
STORE
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

,.ooU.tlona W Associated prsaa
gfNcEa weak.

stocks weak.
ruiIqdeI onlS Il Eris IL. R..................,I3 Is
Ee;lulCR najifc.lst. IlK
FanlSy lvRuia Railroad oa,t...................,.b bIH
Lohigh Valley Railroad. d......................6 81
United Companies OF New Jersey. ..........lo4
Scrthorn Pacific. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Is
Northern Pacific rreierrel........... Ssrs
Northern, Central Railroad ................6 Is
Lcnigh Navigation Company .............. 4os<
fcrristown Railroad. ............... .1O5
Central Traus portatiOn GonpAuy......... ~
Buffalo, i :, and philatelphia.. ........ 3x
Little schugiitjli Railroad. oad.................. SO
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
SPEOIAL NOTICES.

Hop Piasters are clean, sweet and pleasant
to use. FRESH Hops combined with Balsams
and Gums. More powerful than any other
porous plasters. 20 cents.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
DO Not move BIindly.

Go carefully in purchasing medicine. Many
advertised remedies can work grest tntury-
are worse ,han none. Bvrd0ck Hood Buevs
are purely a vegetable preparation the small.
est child can take them. Thev kill disease and
cure the patient In n safe and kindly way
l39 North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
t.intiean society

The regular monthly meeting of the. Lin.
nae ~ society will be held on Saturday,
Oct %, Mt . p. III.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

LOOK sharp when your skin breaks out in
pimples, and use Gienn's Sulphur soap. bills
Hair Dye, back or brown, 90 cents.
o2OlwdeodSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
LIFE PREsE ERvst


The greatest blessing that has been dis
covered in this generation. A sure cure for
Boils, Burns, Sores, Cuts Flesh Wounds, Sore
and Hands, Pimples and Blotches. Price SOC.
Sold by Druggists, sold by IL. IL. Cochran
druggist. 1877 and l39 North Queen street. az
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
PRETTY wt,NEN,


Ladics who would retain freshness and vi
vacity. Don't fail to try Wells Health Re
newer 10y
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

"Itoniog fiies"--symptomsi Moisture.
Liko perspiration, intense itching. worse by
scratching, most at night, seems ~ pin-worms
were crawling. " Si0dkne's OfnfUleM" - q
pleasant, sure cure.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

Rev. IL. II. Fairall. ID. D., editor OF the io,Od
Nethodist. says editorially, In the Novemo Der
tsS3) number OF his paper We nsve tested
the merits OF EIy's Cream Balm, snd believe
that by q thorough course OF tTeaI ment. 1t will
cure almost every C tse of cat4rIb. Ministers
as u class. are afflicted with bead and throat
troubles. and catarrh seems more prevalent
than ever. We cannot recommend Ely's
Cream Balm too highly" Not a liquid OF q
snuff Applied to nostrils with the finger.
LIFE PRESERvkk
II YOU arc losing your grip on lfe, try
".well's Health Rcnewer." Goes direct To
weak spots. t3)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
DEATHS

HAERAHAN AT KinZeIs, on Oct. 81 lsss,
Michael Han Tahan, aged 20 years.
Funeral from Pennsylvania railroad depot
On Thursday morning at ~ O'Clock. Inter.
ment in st. Mary's cemetery. it,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
ron, 8asolioe Lights OUT

The police reported four gasoline lights
rs not burning on Tuesday night
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

Tho First Payment ON the New Pump.
The first payment of $l2, 600 on the new
Worthipg'o on steam pump has been made.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

Don't suffer any longer with the palms and
aches OF rheumatism, which make life bur
den 10 you. Relief. speedy and permanent,
Can be procured At tho nearest drug store, in
the form of Kidney wort. Eibridgo Malcolm,
OF west Batn, Maine. says ~ was completely
prostrated with rheumatism and Kidney
Troubles, and was not expected to recover.
Tho first dose OF Kidney Wort helped mo. six
doses put me on my feet; II has now entirely
cured me and have had no trouble since"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

skin Diseases -" swsyne's Ointment.
" StpdIne's Ointment cures letter, Salt
Rhoum. Kingworm, Sores, Pimples, Eczema,
all Itchy skin Eruptions, no matter hoU oosu
nate or long Standing. l2M,W,F6wly
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22
lIepenN Upon Ii.

Mother Shipton's prophesies and Louisians
lCctions are uncertain things, but Thomas
Eciectric OIL can be depended upon always
IL cures aches and pains of every description
For sale by ii. Is. Cochran, druggist, l37 and
lS9 North Queen street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

"Rough on Itch cures humorJ. erupttons,
rlngworms, totter, salt rheum, frosted feet,
chilblains. f3)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

The Hop Ptasters have a wonderful sale, and
whyf Because they cure Back Ache, euh
Joints, Pain IN the Side and all Soreness In
any part People appreciate them. ANY drug
gist, Is cents.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

How depressing II is to see acres OF trees cut
down In the midst OF n noble forest HowsAd'
dening IL II also to soc that thin spot In tho
midst OF your otherwise abundant hair. Stop
II at once by the use OF Parkers Hair Balsam.
For actual efficiency this famous article stands
at the head OF It's class. Elegant for the toilet
delicious In Odor, and restores the ortgina
color to gray or faded hair. Economical, IS
slight, occasional application keeps the hair
and scalp In pc RECT order. oAlmdSl
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

CoLpns's LIQUID beet Tonic Is admirably
adapted for females in delicate health. Cot.
oeOlwdeod&w
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

aDopV Won DO II,

Instant relief for Neuralgia. Toothacbe
Faceache. Ask for Rough on ToOthache.'
Is and nc. (3l
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-10-22

LOFTS POROUS PLASTER Price, % cent.
Sold by ii. B. Cochran, druggist, lS7 and l39
North Queen street, Lancaster. feblteodf
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

their crushing defeat Osmau do's not
hesitate to make nso Of stern measu res
towards any followers who show sigus
ot dlsail elton Two Sticks who at
tempted to leave the camp have been
placed IN chnins Admiral Hewitt's
proclamation of ring reward tor
Osmau'- head ha- cached the hands "
the shltk- with him they read it and
'purued 1t with supreme ooutempL
Osmau's scouts to the number OF 100
a e watching Close about Handoub,
They arc under ord IL to Kill all stray
glc's, whether English or Of friendly
IrIhla
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

WAMlNGuS, March The treasury
dem tmeul ~ receipt OF large mum
bar of appeals from decisions ot custom
uilic-r- lurt-os ming Within the pro-
y.4lur u section OF the new tariff act,
rotating tu duty on charge over $1,000.
IN uppnulH ave mostly from New York
aud Ieselyrd yesterday. They are
based uu the cent opinion OF the gttor'
uey genera. uu this subject
rnE STAR HlurE INVESTIGATION
WAm,cluN, March rs M Grew, for
merry nio auditor OF the treasury
department, whose duty 1t wa' to audit
,h, expense of the pOstulicc department,
wa ,Nt mined at hi, own request hy the
Springer committee to-day 10 relation to
The far-luuEc investigation. tie Charac-
IriIl ID %, UNANIMOUSLY thS' the alleged
statement WIN Llley, rhtt he had pad
WINES ~IIUO 90 secure exp Ii'lnu. SER
,l,,.- up.u 70 certain route, VI Grow also
ra.d a .rllpr from lIcy, M "lhch tue
batter DEBATED ever having u'dc the slAte
mrut crlIIu,i 10 hin. hcbIrW SAID he
resigned his position ~ -lNTr auditor June
Z. ISL. 20 rn' r'q l'sl ui tile preslIelt ana
Sp.rsl.iy Niuluin the lurlner saying lie
MAS rubufa-.rd bN the attuue rs OF
james and MAcNeal b, members OF the
ribi.cL 'lury had SAID they could not
uJorr,u iu th. sHrruute Invest cations
while hlctrrW Wa- sixth auditor. Wit
nr d teen II that wien he rcstgp he dii
20 with HE uu rr-fanlng int when II
Wa % % en- 'u.t be- Ms not gully OF the
elm. o. that uy received the moLey, hr
should have better position than lie held,
.DI. june ju' McGrew continued, the
pr,sden' sent Tor me and said he had done
me AN 90 iI,uce and intended making my
rr'tOrulop e. nspicuou-. The following
day departed for OHIO and ON J"ly
3D., the prcsl lent Wa. shot never "a"
him alain uud haze not a.krd tor another
position. / dun'G want one, / have hau
enough
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

PARIS. March lS.-Premier Ferry in
formed our interviewer to-day hat tue
mOnurehist agitation would ueces Al ate
only ordinary precautions Referring to
the ronqHu question, Ferry said the tdl
OF Hicuinh ended the H1alT and France
could await Chints pleasure to reopen
ueg, tations with regard to An alliance Of
'uc three cmpirs. Tie SAID Frame must
Tor "a long time rely on her own power
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

AIrA>h, March l5,--lt was the evident
determination this morning to press
10 ,scyc,t'- nine b lls regulating the city
government al New York city. Roasr-
welt and nj, counsel thi, mUr1iHg tor
malIy a,krd the governor TO remove
Sherlf Davidson, OF New iork, and re-
messed the 'lnrgo, OF fraud md eNtortion.
The governor took the ml'ter under I'D
ylspmUut.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

BcsroS, March * The in.urauce
companies whoSe Incense Tor doing bu-
ness IN this state has been revoked be
cpus of their Noncompliance with the
II tut which requires a capital 81 ~
a. len t $500 coo, are tho Bottsmau's
FIRE nd Marine, Of PittsburR CIuzru-',
NJ > Louis Eulcrprlss Fire and Ma.
uEr, { Cincinnati.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

DrSyGn. March H. The Repuhlicau's
hradvllo specl, says, News has been
Re. t we'd Of disastrous snow slide at
C,ry ANAL m,lIug camp IN ConuI-
drum prlcu, seventy miles north ~
norr, IN winch fyr miners vere KILLED,
utmoI J +. rnte, Willard Thorn. 4. T..
steele, George Morris aud :. +. Steele.
The avalanche was several hundred feet
vide and fifty feet deep.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19
GtrmanY

BgRLIS, March IS-ln the rsichslug
to-day thr president ammo need the re-
rspt on u a resolut on OF confidence at
the derth ot Herr lHrk,r from the Gu
ciuuttl RyHuastic society He tated
he would express the thanks nt tue
reIchstAg for tue society 4 sympathy.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

". uNGIuN. March Is Civil Service
oomn.a rourr lhouHs leaves nb nat Apnl
10 To -uucr'nicui the examination. to be
urlI in / .NIs and ATksn,ua. These wal
b. Tue lif-t x limitations he Il In that see
ton ut country, E,an nations will be
held in Gid weston Aprl 10, Austin April
T., D4lm, Apil - aud ltllc Rock April
40
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

ST.. Inri,. M,rch lS.- rhc Mitchell
ur lDurc ,uulrcturng cnmpany'4 hc-
tory burned ut 3 o'cluck THIS morning
me Iu-s u ostund rd nj fjn,uUu. The
hu b. NY ia "A tea tory s.rlInt re, valued
at S2jOpO and insured Tor Sl2OOl. Loss
GA toes, 10000 insured tor $4,000.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

o>puN, March Is. Nj uqui Harlng
ton, var secretary, received the text OF
Admiru llcwitt's proclamation CHEERING
81 900 Tor Osuan Dgnh'- head. and or
drfed it withdrawn, m the most ldirou'
manner possible. Harrington stated this
evening In the house ui commons tlat he
had !, ccivrd u dispatch from Hewitt eK-
planning the rcason for issuinK the proclt-
matiun. lie asserted u uaH eIllrd tWO OF
bis ser gers and he tncr tore cDu,If
cred him murderer.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

B,rgnin. ladies' underwear. Where;
At sanger Bros,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

ANY bur pure vine, 1. A. GOldster
offers Won the best at lowest prices
Chrrt ) per gallon; Angelica, huscatel,
rokay. etc, proportionately low priced
ll-Iu
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19
AROUND THE WORLD.
Trouble Brewing in the
English Cabinet-GIad
stone Ill.
-
0sman Digna Stll on the WarPath.
ST. Particularly in Eng
land Cattle Disease
in Kansas De
MED


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UNU,'N, ",o, LII, III,
Ni'' o., ,'..,,
o" 'I ''''''' '''' ''''''''' '''' '''' '''"
.-... .......
FANNtL' A. IN>pL'U"'
this city to recover arrears OF rrut nom
one Of his tenants.
r,u~r,t's srtror,,<
r,,n.. va,,n - p..na,, h,. o..
hoSp ~ "S,uu % "lue'l u's Sc.
G, VIZ" Hu', "uu "'' 'I WIZ, 't'
',, i,J'us'', ''o it'.ue'et u' n'3ii ~
s'"',I' "' 'ne "SiI'' 'ns e"''"'"a'
'o' ''' "'''' w i'''e ''''''
POLICY uoNpkNNEn'
LcNpoN March lS-A large liberal
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

NEw YuRE, March lS--ln letter re
caINeI from General Grant by one OF
his fri ids IN Tins cry, he denies TIN
recently reported interview ~ reg ard to
the forthcoming cont At IN Chicago, n-
h ing b tween Is alue and A thur, lie
says 81 kavr had no interview with
any Correspondent sincr ! nave been
here, and have not been interviewed
by MN bldN"
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19
MARLIN,
The DISTRICT ludqeshp Cotton saIe tlo.

lNt bleHlCl IuhQtSN'N JUllVH odif' GU
special 10 the Examiner.
MARLtS, March lN,-DistrIcr court IL
till III sessio1, aud Offenders against
the majesty u the law aro having a
sugh time Of it.
We learn that Falls county viii have
two q up didatrs tor the district Judge
-hip--B W Rimes and l., w, dool-
rich Judge Rmes has ma 10 a good
Judge aud it il stiouable whether II
would be good policy to replace him
with new aud uutred man. A run'r
is IN circulation tlat there will also be
an independent candidate. who will
make the rae, Independent o. party
pol tics
Dr. Randall a Waco cotton buyer, il
IN town aud his morning bought the
81 lingsny e op OF cotton, umou ting to
jOO bales, Tor winch he paid 10 par
pound This cotton j. Of the op Of
1872 and one u the lDrGrst III the cDun-
ty, aut wu- held FOR ~ cents.
a fue rain fell yesterday and the
farmers are harry.
The young man q mmrll, whose leg
WAS amputatcd somo days ago, i i'm
pr wing aud doing A. well 10 could be
/ expected.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

sanger Bros.
Lead the van In the embroidery market
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19
INyn,IInAlInN nLNANnnp.

SALT LAKE, March ls.--GoycrnoI Muir
ray lett Tonight for Washington to de
mand an Investigation Oi the charges made
AZ Inst hin by the Norman church.
M'KEN2lEs sUCo EssoRs
WA-uINar ~, NJ och H. There seems
to be no doubt That Colonel David IL IL
try, " the twenty -grcond infantry, vii
-urceed General Mckenzie ~ bngadier
general
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

SAN FRANoscu, March ~ In the
Sharon tlial Mrs tlltl, plaintiff, te't tioi
that Sharon ,uid # wouId give INN n
nper Ut rrlotse he would give me 500
900 and 5000 per month allowance, but
| rnfIA- 4.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19
STANARD'S ROYAL PATENT

First Premium Over sill Other
Brands of FLOUR wherever Exhib
tied.
JOHN F. MARSHALL,
Waco.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

IONDpN. March lS.-lo-iav's bulletin
regarding Gludsf ones health SAYS lie Il
slightly better and absolute rest has been
euiOincl
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

NEW YouE, March ls-'The newly
elected directors OF the st. Louis aud
San l'raucl-co railroad company mt to
day and organize by the reelection "
tue former officers
Tn 'rtltica c of incorporation Of a
rapid m-hip company VA flied to-
day IN the con t. The company il orga
ized with S25JOOO capital. Am ug the
Incorporation are john Roach The OBJ
.r " to manufacture Il steRm-hIp with
an RuNIlhtrJ screw pr1pelhng power,
calculated to < eatly luc.cs speed.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-19

DunrtN. March IS Paruell has
brought action in one II the courts OF
this city to recover arrears Of rrut nom
ono of MI. lemAnta
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1884-02-06
Americans VINO Marry IN England.

The London Il'orid saws: II is quite
n mistake to suppose that most ot the
Americans who marry Engllshmen are
srich. A few are wrll.to,do, and some
half.dozcn rich. Lady HNrcourt has n
large life incomc--.a joinmre; but her
sister, Mrs. Sheridan, has no consider
able fortune. Mrs. Arthur Paget will
probably some day have El0, 900 a year.
A son of Lord Augustus Lotus Is mar
ried TO the daughter of n very rich Phil
adelphian lady. Lady Hesketh will, ]
suppose, have very large fortune, and
Mrs. Edward Balfou probably has
Gl00,0OO Lady Vaudeville and Lady
Lister Kaye asswedly were not married
for money. Indeed, of the numberless
American ladies' married to Englishmen,
| can think of no others now living who
had fortunes. The first wife of Sir
Charles Murray had fortune, now some
$4,000 q year probably, which is enjoyed
by her son. On the other hand many
French and Germans have rich Ameri-
can wives. The daughters of an Ameri-
can Irishman. long resident in Paris,
who made fortune out of lotteries,
have married French grandees; and the
daughters of II Mr.. Fisher, rich retired
"dry goods mau," have married Italian
mobiles; while some ladies named Lee,
daughters Of New York wholesale
grocer, have married into the creme de
Ia creme of Germany. One is the wife
Of Moltke's Adlatus--is, in fact, second
in command of the army.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1884-02-06
A Cool Burglar.

Mr.. A. B. Young, an attorney Of Indi.
anapolis, Ind, was suddenly aroused
from sleep NJ midnight, recently, by the
flash Of a light in his face, He' was
startled by seeing man at his bedside,
who held dark lantern in his left hand
and a big revolver in his, right hand.
The weapon was aimed directly at Mr..
Youngs head. .,.,
keep perfectly quiet" said the burg
lar, coolly. "Tell me instantly where
your money is"
Mr.. Young said he had only seventy
five cents about his clothes, and he began
q chat with the burglar, which continued
fifteen minutes, both cracking Jokes IN
the meantime. q,
"Your police amt worth its room; l
can 90 through any house OH College
avenue and escape" said the thief.
One of tho children trotted into the
room, and the burglar patted it on the
head and sent it back to bed. The en-,
tire household was aroused by this, and
the visitor backed quietly down stairs
and disappeared. Mr.. Young said he
was the coolest burglar on record.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1884-02-06
Method OF n Bribp-Giyer.

The st. Louis Post says John w
O'Connell, of the School Board, thu'
tells how man in the employ of u pub
fishing firm tried to bribe him to use
his influence in behalf of geography
"Ho approached me and began to talk
of the merits of the book. As we were
about to part he handed me copy OF
the new book with n remark that j
would find it interesting. j laid the
book on the table and my friend went
away. When subsequently turning turn,ns
over the leaves of the book L discovered
what he meant by interesting, for
suurly ensconced between the leaves !
found check for 5000 signed with a
name which / recognized as that OF I,
book book agent. I sent for my friend and
gave HIM very large piece of my mind
and his check. But for his excelleh'
family wouldexpose Linn.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1884-02-06
NNO MORE DALINS.'

Patrick O'Rafrerty had been working
all summer for Laramie plains ranch-
man, whom we will call Smith The
other day they decided to "dissolve
partnership," as Pat called it, but on
figuring up they could not agree as to
the amount due Pat. He claimed that
Smith owed him ffty-eight dollars, while
smith was equally positive that nifty
ioIIars would balance the account
"Bedad. an yes owe me ffty-elghs
dollars, says Pat. ,l
"Oniy fifty," replied Smith, "and my
hooks nroye it. I'd swear to the account
in any court in the land"
"Faith, an ye'd swear to most any
thing. I" cried Pat. "Sure, ye'd call yer
;elf liar an then 60 afore Justice and
lake oath to it, for dollar |"
"That's all right, Pat, but fifty dollars
is all you'll get"
Mr.. O'Rafferty saw that Smith was in
earnest, so he took the proffered money
and started off.
"Hold on y said Smith, II want
receipt"
GAN right, sor."
Smith sat down and wrote the follow
ing: ,ooo
LARAMIE, November /, 1883.
5000. ~
Received Of Simon B. Smith, fifty dollars
$3.50 OO) in full for services rendered 70 date
Pat read the document over carefully, !, "
ewing it as bull might ns : rea F@;naiIv @
the other side Of ten'iooss mi, mi Il TO the
he took up the pena;,s'1;ad pei; s1S "a . moment
arose arose and walked OUT a.. 0a'I ths name oi
up the receipt. I, DoaV Vhansafh n ap--
Patrick IF ORaherty, and ssld,.sa nsneA'n
peared these expressive worus .s,;. Room.
mo more dalins. ."-Ldrdn'e ooo"
cra,,g.
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1884-02-06

A sLAsHINa article in western pape
takes the position that the medical pro
fcssion is over-crowded. The writer
denounces the mushroom growth of our
medical schools, and claims that they
turn out every year crowd of smatter-
ers. In promoting a reform 1t is sug-
gested that the first step necessary is to
take away absolutely from the schools
the power of granting diplomas. Let a
co lege be created, or a board Of exami-
ners be appointed. They must have no
connection with the schools, and be so
paid as not to be dependent upon the ex.
aminations. Give them the power to
prescribe the length Of course and the
studies in the schools. North Carolina
has such board, but not a medical COL
lege in the state. No diploma is good
there. and all must submit to an exami-
nation. In the last four years this board
| has examined 142 candidates, They
The home journal. (Winchester, Tenn.) 1858-188?, 1884-02-06
GET HIM NEXT TINE.

A deaf old fellow, charged with steal
ing q hog was arraigned before court.
The Jury, without leaving the box, re-
turned a verdict OF guilty. ,
"Old man." said his lawyer, "the
jury says you are guilty.
"Hay ?" =,
"The jury says you are guilty." shout
ing in his ear.
"In what degree?"
"There are no degrees in a stealing
case."
'Hayp"
"There are no degrees"
"Guilty all over, am IT'
"Yes."
"Hay?"
eyes" yelling at the top of his voice.
"Well, that's what l told you at first,
but you said you could clear me. Wish
now that 1 had got the Judge to defend
me. Will get him next timeg-Arkar
Sa,D Traveller.