The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-06-26
Gbisilfs.

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be called hsse dso.sv9f
rsn~<t@ 81 prssiss Tkess TIE
isals ~iA be vssiA Asvs fsishsd ssssr-
IL Chis1 tbs ~omes ere nsrr1ed ~
sseilss 10 this eeusiry ihsy are dis.
passs of u pirate sale
The rrses 81 Wales ovss ssssiy .
Dilllos sDlisrs lie shsald rus to Can
sss
Ill ss ss~ man ske css rsoogsiEs
l.s weed .esi portrait 10 TIE esserprisiss
nssspspss
"A sussSlees roller sksts kss ksss 10.
vested but tbs bsmps - the hosr sound ~
Loud - sss
--Anoss~ sssrOons gas vail has ssss
struck near psiiSbsrK. Pa Nature IL cen.
mee,ius very severely spss the choice Of
Chicago ~ the hsadquastsn for eonvsn'
tioss.
mo, n. sol drusk. sall lie dale
gate. bat I've had . political breakfast
this ssoraiss three cocktails ssd o..
gar.
- have 90 f.sr Of the future" re-
sarisa = harmless ysnsg sinPlstss.
lyon shoaia sst b. too confdsDt" re-
piled Dsscos Smiis; "from late develops
meats 10 Nsv York aud elsewhere il sp-
pears 6rsprsof hs,s essaot be depended
upon ia this world. II msy bs the same
10 the next"
oiris 10 Ohio are lssrsisg 70 whistle.
SD 90 are thsir fathers. vhss the sprisg
b.auss bilis bsgiu 70 ssDs il.
Oscar has .. last made oss fair nsidsD
sc,uslly wilde,
Gen. GRAM y nsv eosvinesd thst
parents cAsaot b. 100 ssrsiul In keeping
their obildrss out Of the street.
--''Ssves women il Georgia recently
nsde quilt without speaking verd dur.
Ing tho whole operation" Great Scott.
~ks, Ill OH They we're Inmates Of
deaf aud dumb asylum.
About ~ mad mas - ever came eat
u an opsss hosss sss yousg mas Who
had just started His mustachs. lie got
~ralLy because someone shouted: "Dsvs
frost"
--"Paps. what IL the tariff" asked
Congrsssman's little boy. Gazing com.
p.ssioDstely at the youthful knowledge
seeker and sadly shaking his head. the
father replied my son, cannot tell lie;
! dc not know"
"A, Denver dinner party AL English
man .sksd II General Sherman marched
through Georgia to the sea ito take his
snuu.i bs~tL. "
--Dauciag is said To increase the size Of
the feet II i. very evident that Chicago
is the ~ickedest aud most dissipated city
10 the country.
IL cant pay that bill just nov you
viii have 10 wait a little for the moaey.
"A,l right, sir. cheefully responded the
boy, as he seated himself aud unfolded
= copy oi the morning paper ''TLsm's
the orders VI the boss" what are the |
orders Of the boss2' demsudsd the gen.
,l.mau s,eruly. I'm 10 wait for the
moaey.s
III Canada wants Euo 10 stay there Is
much Ms she appears to. would il not be
good plan TO give him 10 her.
Nov Is the Tins VI year VIXEN The |
nesly nedged graduate hssitatss between
becoming su editor right of or gong as
waiter ~ summer hotel.
--uaarlrs frsnci. Adams. Jr., wants the
D,,,a,,csalis party galvanized into do
gree OF m.mrntary good. As tho good
sould inly be moinrntary. II would be
sr,at.s.-'s u lime 10 devote a century Of
year. to the galvaniziag process
Ally soa. whisper il not TO tbs marin.s,
but bear il in MAD yourself, that man
never gets hall sess over uslsss he sails
With the crew. What crev? Cork's Grew
my son. ocrks crsv. Bottle that up 10
your scrap heap; i may work il hasdy
some day.
Boston ladies call their husbands
hubby" not ~ . term Of ssdearment,
but because il seems 10 remisd them oil
the relation Of Bestoa u the rest oil the
usivrrss.
Fifteen Massachusetts girls are 10
tramp three husdrsd miles through the
Adironiscks this sunssr. Yousg spsrts
man will be glad to know there's no close
season on this kind Of dear.
--"Thsssgscity aud morality Of plssts.
is the ,l.Is Of new bsok. The sagscity
Of the cucumber Is vsrth more 10 the
drug trade than that Of the doctor IL the
land.
Cum poR Caou Use DR.. Thomas'
Eslscsric OIL according 70 direction. II
d tho bsst remedy fsr I'll ssddsa attacks
Of colds, pain asd inflammation. ssd isjsr
lea
--"Dsss ysnr bead ever svim, Mr.
asked little Tom Popinisy Of
hi. sisters bssui" 'Yss, Tsnny, SUI
fer ocessiosiy from ai1xinssa." replied the
slim. \ thsssht 80" said Tonuy.
ia s.ii he'd pitch ysu isto The horse
pesi. only your head would keep you
fos shaking.
Suppose 10 walk ever isto the CEN.
eirry. said friend 10 his csmpsnior.
No. bsiivs not Gene %. Its
a plsss.st piscs. Cor the flowers are blooss
Tag You'll have 10 excuse ns. Tom