Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1884-11-16
sunday Salad.

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What are the wild winds saying:
White plug hats are disappearing in
| the east,
Ii Is time To fatten the goose aud
turkey for the anksgiving feast.
The bloody shirt Of the Republicans
l. nothing IL To the soiled linen Of the
Democracy.
Dude hotel clerks with large dia-
mond pins now take the place Of
electric lights.
Democracy, diptheria aud threat
cned cholera are elimination Of eur.
ious calamities.
There il land of pure delight. but
We Republicans don't take much de.
light in Cleveland.
White bOnnets trimmed with white
plumage will form the dressy bonnet
during the coming winter.
some people are 50 fast that they
can't rein up, aud Otbers are ~ fast
that they can't get away:-vide those
in Jail.
II. John. that H. the modern saint of
that name, Is such u strong Prohibi-
Zionist that he'll! not even take wine
at communion.
Tell Is not in mourniul numbers,
that life is hut al empty dream. while
the girls, the sweet yunl.yummers,
derour oysters and ice cream.
THE DAILY IELIowsToNE JorR-
NALis just as necessary an adjunct for
break fast to the people Of Miles City
as Is nice dessert to II well-regulated
dinner
There Is not single lawyer among
the thousand convicts In the Virginia
penitentiary. This goes to show that
single lawyers are smarter than mar
ried ones.
In the bright lexicon Of American
youth there Is no such word as fail"
A man nowadays merely becomes
financially embarrassed, and COM
promises with his creditors for thirty
cents on dollar.
Hopes and regrets are the sweetest
links Of existence" said a sentimental
wife to her husband. sizes. dear" he
replied, II had hopes Of letting you
have s.0 for new bonnet, hut I regret
:" say can't do II just at present."
In some Of the eastern states the
Prhibitionists distributed hot coffee
aud sandwiches ut the polls. Il was
regarded by some as an effort to bug
votes. but the returns would indicate
that the coffee must have been weak.
Twenty or 10 long years ago Mr..
Kelly, Of Deer Lodge, vowed vow he
would never again attend religious
services until there was Democratic
President Of the United States. He
can now don u Cleveland hat aud
waltz to church.
what are the churches doing for
humanity asks q pious preacher. |
Well, they give oyster suppers where
the oysters are ashamed to show |
themselves in the soup; and grabbing
parties ut which people generally 10
II blind rs they do In all sight-lnseen |
games.
The best Use yet discovered for law |
books is that made Of them by the
Kentucky court Of appeals. where OPP
posing counsel hur! them ut one an-
other when verbal arguments prove
Inadequate. Some able attorneys In
this way yet more law on the outside
Of their heads than they were ever
able to get inside.
well, hubby, how did you enjoy
the church service last sunday morn
ing?" To tell the truth, darling, I
didn't take much interest In IT. q
could hardly hear word Of the SER
mon." Why, heard II perfectly.
What was the matter: well, I
don't know. II may have been be-
cause your new bonnet was So loud"
Then u painful silence fell coldly upon
the dinner table, so intense that you
could hear the Ice cream.