The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-09-25
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"A Bss,cs editor has inss cslebrsssd
his sish.ieih birthday. Perhaps We shall
l.r.sf,sr have less talk sboni the good
dyiss ,oasg.
--Cosn,rymss ipstru citing his lsvysr 10
Ma Aui case: "Ys ksov am ~ honest
..n-sy .hols life loss sever employ
"a t--sy..
Ar cried . fond father, ss be lssk'
; "a dsws Il bis dear little boy. Who ~ss
blo-iss soap bubbles. there Is eur future
prrsijsst"
what 10 . lahsy" asked the teacher.
A bright little Irish boy raised his band.
well, Miksy. What 10 itY' ''surs. ii iss
belle 10 the kitils"
-sssald Ms. Belva Lockwood be
elected president. IL 10 undsnseod that
Mary walker. NJ. d.. viii DO appointed
secretary Of war
"A Milusukss girl married bsldhsad.
81 nss, aud her lady friends are wonder
log how she manages TO make him stand
srosnd.
A leading society lady NJ the Cstskills
boasts Of III different costumes, eleven
Trucks. tee psodlss and three maids. She
has . husband.
"A poet IN q contemporary sings. "rll
70 where the sunbsams Of dresnlsBd are
calling" II hs1l give his word 10 fulfill
the promise ell will be forgiven.
--.'Thst iss s~esping argument" 70,
marked the husband whose wife used q
broom 10 convince him that be ought to
have been at home several hours previous.
= Choosing wife is very much like or.
i.risg . meal at Paris restaurant When
yon dost understand French. You may
not gst What yon want, but you will get
sonsthins.
Stable keeper: by the way. shall !
pat in an sIirs buff.lo'" English stran-
ger; Couldn't you let me ave an 'orse.
you kpo~i Er.er rather not drive . bufia-
10 first time. you know"
There ere - 900 deaf mutss in the
Usii.d staits. asi they are constantly in
rrsasiue their numbers BY iutsrmarriags.
II |. 10 bs hope@ thsts good many Of them
will drift iDto TIE barberiog business.
An Irshman put up the following no.
tics: Whoever ia csught trespsssing on
these grounds will BE- given forty lashes
on the bare back, Half the penalty to the
inisrmsr.
Said . lady to the famous actor
Garrick. Il wish yen we're taller. ana.
dam" replied the wit. ''hsw happy l
should be 10 stand higher IN your estima.
iiong'
--o.ins 10 crazy quilt mania, society
ysuas ,asn on small incomes have been
obliged 10 fall back on the oil hlsrk tie.
II 10 too narrow for patch, an too black
TO be attractive
A Kansas woman inst for spite. has
no. spoken for seven seeks. II yon see
bus streak Ia tho wrsssrs sky one OF these
day. you may know she has begun to un-
load that trsmssdeus accumulation.
1t has been discovered that sccordeons
we're Invented before the Chrissian era.
This fact makes 1t all the more remsrka-
able that Christian ers should ever have
srifed
a Nex Jersey dsfaulter tried 10 kill
him~lf after bsisg informed OF bis crime.
Til. news should have been broken TO him
more gently. ~ he bad probably bot herd
Of 1t,
--Aa agricultural paper has an article
on 'ths time 10 look after poultry" The
time generally taken by the owssr for that
purpose !. .hcn be heeins to miss some
ol Ai. chieAsns
"A Vermont msa has h.u 80 years
old. The other day hawk stole II, hut
after "a hour came back with broken
bill ,ri three elsss gone. put down the
h.s asa tsek a. oil rubber bcst 10 place
~ H.
--s,s- ihv.stivs s.ains has produced
mscbis~ that silT dsrn stockings. Oss
By oas Tho fss renaisius iadocsmssts for
mes - marry are bring vithdrsvs, sad II
10 not .rrpri.ing that uomen are casting
shsai let 49, spheres,
-''Oh. u .mms. such q siss youpg man
vA making love 10 me 81 the ripic to-
day lie /. lnst % handsome . he css 10.
SD a grsia..- 81 mu.icsi collage. tss.
What musical sviisys. chilly" why,
lot me- 81. b. ,.ia nv. Oh. yea Sing
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