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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
NAPOLEON IN EUROPE.

One sees Napoleon everywhere in
Europe. Canvas and paint, marble
and stone, clay and terra Gotta, wood
and wax have all been utilizsd to pro-
6uce his form and features. and even
the rocky wall that iuts into the
Rhine where the Lurlei nymph once
kept house. is said to portray the very
likeness of the grsat emperor, bat as
far as I could see the Jagged edge
might have represented Robin Hood,
or Benjamin Butler. with az much
correctness, had not the guide>book
assured me I was mistaken. The
salons of Versailles and the Louvre
picture him as a pretty featured boy
posing at his mothers knet; as the
consul, standing in stately attitude
before his fellow ministers: as the
husband, surrounded by Josephine
and her children; as the determined
and almost urconquerable soldier at
the pyramids, at Aus!erlitz. ct Wsg-
ram, at Jena.
But Brussels caps the climax. In
one OF the rooms OF the Weirtz gallery
is a stretch of canvas which for blood
curdling awfulness and condensed
horror cannot be equaled by some of
the msrtyrdom paintings in the
Roman galleries. In the midst OF
hissiDg, darling flames stand N spolson
in HE'LL Glad in military costume
gay with it's colors and sdornments,
he stands cree. With folded arms.
Crowdipg closely around him are
scores OF wild-eyed creatures who,
with an impetuosity of revengefuI
grief and intense hatred. are rsviling
him as the author of all their misery
and unhsppiness.
saw Napoleon still again in Lon
don at Madame Tussaud's exhibition
on Barker street. An extra fee ad-
mits to the Napoleon room. In it's
centre, lying in state on what was his
own camp bedstead at st. Helena,
rests Napoleon, clad in his chasseur
uniform, and covered with the cloak
be wore at Marengo. In one corner
OF thu apartment is seen the famous
carriage captured from Napoleon at
Waterl "a remarkable old vehicle.
having carried its l. lustrious owner to
Moscow. 10 Dresden, to Paris, to the
Mediterranean, and then shipped to
Elba, and finally to Waterloo. Now
it ia shown for sixpencel Inside is
a wonderful combination of secret
drawers, writing desks, dining tables
that fold out OF the way, powder
magazines, gun cases, sword scab'
bards and pistol pockets. In fact, il
was his armory, his dining.room, bis
Office and his bedroom combined.
The rest of the room ia filled with
touching relics-she counterpsne
used on the camp bed on which he
died, stained with his bloodi His
coronation robe. faded and crumpled
q golden snnf box; his war atla'
b.wilderingly marked and remarked
his knife, fork, and spoon used at st
Helena, and his shirt and drawerl
even. >.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08

Its cold dav when I can't
catch fly" said the base ballist, as
ne gently took hot one from his
coffee.
~ don't see why you are 60 part.
:cular about your hair" said a
churliSh husband. 81 don't suppose
Eve ever Wore bangs" replied the
wife with quite smile, "but then
there was noO5dy il the world but
her husband to admire her." The
husband became very thoughtful.
Willie had been forbidden to ask
To- dessert. The other day they fOr>
got TO serve him, and as Willie is
very obedient, he remained silent,
although much affected. "Jose-
phine' said the father. "pass me a
plate" Wont you have mine,
papa" said Willie; Sit is very
clean"
An Englishman the other day
D0ssted that he had been mistaken
Tor member of the royal family.
A Sco!chman, hearing this, replied
that he had been addressed as the
Duke of Argyll. Whereuoon an
!rlshm9n said that he had been
taken for far greater person than
elther, for as he was walking along
Inc street one day, f.iend came uT
% MN. excl lining: Holy MJses
is that your"
a bright little miss of three sum-
meTs was seated beside her father
az the dinner table. She was full
OF mischief, and her father finally
said to her:
"D0tty, if you don't behave better
snail have 70 spank yau."
4, 1he little one remained in deer
thought for a few moments, and
men IN answered, with ssucy twinkle
no tan't, pa; rs sittin' on it,
christian Adcocate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
MaSsey'S Lectures.

Gerald Massey, of worldwide
fame as the poet of Labor and Lib.
erty, has consented to deliver a
eourt OF lectures in the Liberal In
stitute The announcement OF
dates and the matter of lectures
will be given In later Issues. he
will undoubtedly ba greeted with
large audiences, rs he has been IN
every part of the world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08

$50 your husband is a critic?
Now tell me, does he always write
just what he thinks about play 20
"Oh, dear, no! It wouldn't do. His
paper goes into the best families,
and profanity is out OF the ques-
ton"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08

a. y or ease, let aff1uence or content,
'ue gao conscience Of life wei
Oh :; eF ~ thought, inspire ev'ry grace.
~ s tns hesri and smile upon thy
Pope.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
DIED.

WEIGHT. in Bountifu', June 4tb,
1884. Dinsh Elizabeth WeiQh t. Bgrn
10 Wotton under>edge. Gloucestershire,
England. Aged SO years and 5 months.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
METROPOLITAN HOTEL.

JE Teal, F Ziusler, ISsn Francisco; B 6
Read, Bingham; d e staples, Whestland; "
L Nelson, Q adams, Illinois; J Jones, G
J Carnes, B r Clark, Provo; o Olson, Lehi; ]
i Ss1ne; o%ans s%1 De1ysT
shealds, Butte; W Frost, e Morse, n
W Hill, B ] Boonsy, LW Judson, Santa RosA:
Mrs Il Ryan, G Hsyford, Reno; n Rioe,
FW barton, OHIO: Miss johnson, Miss \
johnson, Miss Z N Down, Miss II CrippeH,
Clinton, Wis; L Bryineton. e A MeCsbe, @
] Mohave, Sharon; G P Belchon and wife,
Mrs 81 Belchon, Provo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
Merchants Lunch.

From II to 2, the best in rswn, at
Coffee Johns. Meals at all hours at
fifty cents. o
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
June 7, 1884.
CLUBHOUSE.

Ryan, V r Compson, Frisco; B Haywood,
f Sanford, Ogden; r Harlow, 81 Adams. z
Mack, Denver; III Moore, Park City Charles
Andrews. z a Kissler, Provo; @ G Storey
Bingham.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08

SHnOH's VITALIZER Is what
ou need for Constipation. Loss OF
appetite, Dizziness and all synp
pms Of Dyspepsia Price i0c and
90. Der hottie. Sold aN z G III
>~ns Rtes> <D
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08

Agents wanted in city and co~
try. JeI
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17

judge Bagby of Illinois. has become the
leading woman journalist of the West.
She has been in st. Louis since 1880, at
first as reporter, but latterly as editor
of the Chronicles. Miss Bagby," says
a correspondent, lis pleasant-loo
little lady OF thirty-two, with gray eyes
and neatly banged hair. She dresses in
the height of fashion, and there's
nothing in disappearance to suggest the
blue stocking. The members of her
force worship her."
Recently at funeral in one of the
cities of New Hampshire the officiating
clergyman commenced his remarks by
saying: 81 was not acquainted with the
deceased and therefore hardly know
what to say on this OCCASION" He
paused when presently one of the
mourners, who had evidently been
drowning his sorrow in the flowing bowl.
approached and placing his hand famili-
arly on his shoulder said, "What, old
eller (hic), don't you know Willis? He's
hic) one of the fellers hic), he was.
Low me to intro(hic)duce We. Wills"
said the drunken man, addressing the
corpse, "tbis is Mr.. Brown; Mr.. Brown
(hic) this is Willis. Willis, my boy, Mr..
Browns (hic) come to preach yer funer-
al sermon" The drunken man. was
hnstled out and the funeral proceeded.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17
ON THE SEA SHORE.

1.-THE light waves kiss the shifting sands,
The detp seas kiss the sky;
Oh, kiss ME once, my only love.
And then good bye, good-byel.
DE kissed her upon cheek and chin,
And on her brow SO mild;
But whtn he kissed her on the mouth,
Each wept like wounded child.
"Oh, I'll go east and I'll 60 west,
Far over land and sea;
But never will my heart find rest
Until it rests with tlee."
"And I'll sit here from year to year,
Till my life's stream 'uns dry;
But never face shall thine replace
My only love, good bye!"
He wandered east, he wandered west,
He won gold, lands, and lame,
A gray head and u weary heart
Then to he old home came.
The Zig bit waves kissed the shifting sands,
And sang the self-same song;
81 wonder here's the silly lass
| liked when was young?"
He found her at her cottage door,
She s0iled the same soft smile;
But when he talked Of years to come
She shat her eyes the while.
He kissed her upon cheek and chin,
(Tney lie, saying Love grows old);
But when he kissed her on the mouth,
He shivered at the cold.
He clasped her to his lonely breast,
Beside the sunny sea;
He spake hundred passionate words,
But never a word spake she.
He loosed her from his longing arms,
That empty aye must be;
"Ptl never in this world find rest,
Till l rest in earth with thee.
BY the Author of John Halifax, Gen.
leman."
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17
How to Enjoy u LUXURY.

cSThe Pittsburgh, Penn, Chronicle has
a description of the art of kissing as
practiced i'll different cities, and coming
to the locality with which it is most fam
liar gives suspiciously minute account
of how Pittsburghers kiss. If the Pitts
burgh girls are as sweet as western dam
sells, the operation must be very enjoy
able:
The Pittsburgh kiss, AS good, hearty.
healthy luxury lis unequaled. The young
ladies besides being adapted for it take a
lively interest in the matter, and with
their warm assistance man can feel a
kiss running all along his spinal column;
pleasant tingling sensation clean from
his heel to his occipit, with side
tracks to the extremities Of his ears and
his very finger tips. A few suggestions
and explanations relative to local kiss
where. In kissing, the first care should
be for the nose. It is awkwadly situated,
right in the way Of OSCILLATION and nothing
will dampen young woman's ardor or
destroy all plesurable emotions so sud-
denly as to bump her nose when attemp-
ting to kiss her. Then, again, you must
not attempt to lay the noses alongside
of one anotl er. They are nearly always
too long or too disproportionate In size
to mortice we'll and allow the tips to fit
properly. To overcome the obstruction
of the noses the head of each should be
gently inclined toward the left shoulder.
If proper and permissible, the ladv's
right hand should be placed under
the gentleman's left arm apd her left
should softly fall on his right shoulder.
He should then with the above proviso,
of course,) encircle her waist with his
right arm, while his left hand persua-
-ively sup orts the back of her head just
above the neck. In this position the
lady should partly close her eyes and
slihgtly throw back b r head, so that her
lips may be presented as conveniently as
possible. She can arrange her lips to
suit herself. The gentleman then bends
his head, remembering to keep track of
his nose, and CALAMITY and respectfully
accomplishes the feat. Don't make big
Disc about it. That's Butler county.
And don't look bashful or sheepsh. 1t
is an honest deed, when sincerely per-
formed and luxury of life that no gem
lleman need ever be ashamed of.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17

cadet stood s'attention" when
he came in, the cigar having been
pitched out Of sight, Lieut.. Gale said
nothing to the Young fellow. and he was
greatly delighted, thinking he W uld not
be punished. He ran off to q friends
room and told him OF the circumstance,
exclaiming about Gales kindness in not
puniehing him. That night at drill the
young cadets name was called and an
order read to him that as punishment
for smoking he should make tour"
for three successive Saturdays. A tour"
consists in walking In certain limits for
an hour. One young cadet the officers
have despaired of ever making soldier.
He appeared the other day at a guard
mount in slippers. "How can you ever
make soldier of man." exclaimed one
of the officers, "who would ride horse
with his feet in slippers?'. They are as
severe in lessons as in discipline; four
teen and fifteen pages of algebra tor one
lesson is just an ordinary lesson. With
such severe strains, physically and men.
tally, it is a wonder that the health of
more young men is not permanently in
jured at West Neutrality-suspicious.
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17
RIessed BenefaOtors.

When bt,srd OF eni,H<n y. ySicians anc
chemists announced the discovery mat py
,ombjnine some well-kaown vain 4oIe Iefue
Dies, the most wonder al medicine wss pro
duced, which would cure such wiae range
of diseases thas most all other remedies
c,ull b dispensed with, many were skeptI-
cal; but proof Of its merits 1y ac'u trial
has dispelled elf 8subt. and to-day the dis-
coyerers OF that great medicine Hop Bit"
tern. are honored and blessed by all as ocn
f.uors. These Bitters are compounded
! o,n Hops Buchu, Malt, Mandrake and
Daudelioni and ether oil lest, best ana most
valuable medicines in ths world and con-
,ain ali the brss and most curative proper
ties q oil ott er medic.nes, being the great
est Blood Puri6ef, Kidney aud Liver hegu-
iator. and lie ana health restoring agent on
earth. No disease or III health can possibly
Ioy exist where these Bittefs are used, so
varied and perfect are their pera'ions.
Thev give new lite and vigor TO the sgeo
and ,nfrm. To all whose employs enfs
cause jrregnlsrity Of the bowels or urinary
organs, or who reg1ire an Appetizer, Ionlc
and mild HtimufAnt, these Bisrers re In,
valuable being highly curative, tonic anu
stimulating, without lnfoxicatIng'
No matter what your feelings or symp-
toms are. what the disease or ailmenr Is,
use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until you are
sick, but II you only feel bad or miserable,
use the Bitters at once. 1t may saw. your
life. Pnndreds ave been saved by go 40
Ing. Mg- $500 -sz@ will be paid for case
they viii not cure or help.
Do not suffer yourself or let your TRENDS
suffer, but use and urge thena TO use Hop
Bittefss
Remember, Hop Bitters is the purest and
best medicine ever made; the "InvaIfd's
friend and hope" No person or family
ebor,I ho vithout tn m
81 was troubled tor many years with So
rious Kidney and Liver Con. plain, Gravel,
ETC.: nv blood became thin; was Gull and
inactive; could hardly crawl about, AL vas
an old worn out nan all over. and could
get nothing to help ne. until got hop
Bitters. and now I am bov a. ain. MY
blood is pure. kidneys are al right, ana l
am al active Us Q man of 81, although am
72.-FAYEER
..Fvr ten ,esrs my wife was confined to
her bed with such complication OF all
ments that ne doctor could tell what "
the n1sttsr or cure her, and used ~,
small fortune ia hnui pug stuff. Six months
ago I saw q. s. q ~ with Hop Bitters On
it, andI thought wouii be fool once
more, ano tried it, but my 4 lily proved 10
be wisdom, and two bottles CURED her. sne
is now at veil and strong as any mans
wife, and 1t cost me only two dollars.
n W d troll, VI CHI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17
POliteneSS in Arkansas.

From Correspondence of T l.do Blade.
Let me relate an incident. I suppose
that Arkansas is about as dangerous a
place as Texas for bully to go to, b,t
from personal observation at both points
think Arkansas Is little safer place
for gentleman than Cincinnati. The
general urbanity of the people aston
ished me more than anything else. This
I propose to illustrate. We stopped
at one station, and travelled about forty
miles by stage. On our return the stage
large spring wagon without top-was
loaded with men. They were of differ
emit types. One had b tile of whisky
One was a minister. We came to 6
creek where party had stopped to water
their horses. There were two womer
and lite girl, apparently very poor
They wore sun-bonnets and faded calico
dresses. The horse was poor, and the
vehicle was as shabby and rough an oId
specimen as I ever met wi. b. One of
the women had unhitched the horse and
led him back to the water, and had just
turned to come up the bank as we
reached the level after crossing.
Our driver stopped. A well. dressed
man hoped out of the stage, and with q
bow offered his assistance. He led the
old horse up to the vehicle don't
know what else to call it-hitched him
in, assisted the woman to her seat, and
then, as she heartily thanked HIM, ne
politely bowed her good-day, lifting his
hat clear of his head. In a moment he
was in the stage again, and on he went.
After my experience in the North it
struck me that thus was all for spor' and
that the men would have lots of fun
about the affair. But 1 soon found it
was all in earnest. All regarded it as q
matter of course. For from that moment
on to the end of our journey, not one
man uttered one syllable about 1t. Not
a sneering remark was made. no joke or
pun, no remark ct any klnd-not one
single word! ha to confess to myself
that l never saw more politeness than
this.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17

Mrs. Logan, who has been visiting her
son, who il q fourth-class man at West
Point. was telling her of the discipline
at that institution. Considering that
there are 5000 rules, any one Of which,
If broken gives boy . dement,, it
seems almost marvellous that they are
not all expelled. Young Logan received
q dement, for coming out of his room
buttoning the upper button Of his coat.
His room.mate received demerit for
leaving his room with aohair by the
window instead Of by the table, with the
from the legs Of the table. Smoking Is
positively prohibited. One Of the In
structors, Lieut.. Gale, very small man,
was going the rounds of inspection one
night and found one of the young mems
rooms full Of emokes The young
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17
Passing Fancies in Gems.
rom the New York Mail and Evyroo,

HAOAA 'Ao NCW AOIh M3ll auO FIX t)reSS.
An idea approximate value of the
ruby and diamond may be gained from
an exquisite ring exhibited by one of
our prominent jewelers., which shows q
ruby and diamond, twin stones in size.
The diamond, of perfect color is valued
at $1,000; the ruby beside it of pure
pigeon-bl color, at $4,000. This inn
mense value is only given to q ruby of
perfect color, q purplish-,inted gem
bringing much lower price. An ex-
quislte pin il composed of q cluster of
vloletS and diamonds in the centre. An
enamalcd four-leaf clover, enc-usted
with diamonds, forms another pin. A
star of diamonds 40 arranged that It
may be worn as brooch, or an orna-
ment in the hair or pendant from he
necklace, a wheat spray with leaf FORM
ing long pin and a tiny short pin OF a
single spray are inclosed in one case and
are worn together for lady's lace
pin.
Gentlemen's pins are shown in the
tiniest shapes in balls, horseshoes or
nautical designs, encrusted with rubies,
sapphires Or diamonds. These are
chosen by gentleman to wear with their
slender white Teck scarfs, which are
popular with semi.dress suits. "A white
satin necktie, brocaded with small dots
OF gold color and finished with starry
edelweiss pin in India gold, set vito ri.
by or sapphire in sunken gypsy style,
Is worn by exquisites in dress. Mon
key heads, fox heads, tigers and cats
heads with open jaws or the full figure
OF Foxhall or IroQuois, with the jockey
in keen's or Lorillard's colors, are other
fashionable deslons for scarf pins.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1884-01-17
The Goldfish From q Wyoming
). Standpoint.

From the Boomerang.
This tropical bird very seldom wings
his way 80 far west as Wyoming. He
loves the sea breezes and the humid
atmosphere Of the Atlantic Ocean, and
when isolated in this mountain cline
pines for his native home.
The Goldfish cannot stag, but is priced
for his beautiful plumage and seductive
odor.
The Goldfish ofcomr1erce is devoid of
digestive apparatus, and is more or less
permeated with salt.
Goldfish on toast is not as expensive as
gu Ill on toast.
The Goldfish ball is made of the
shattered remains of the adult goldfish
mixed with the tropical Irish potato
commerce.
rhe Goldfish has great wealth of glad,
unfettered smile. The Wy Oming Goldfish
is generally dead. Death in most cases
3 the result OF exposure and loss Of
appetite. No one can look at the cod
fish of commerce and not shed tear.
Far from home, with his system filed
with salt, while his internal economy is
gone-there is an air of sadness a d
inconsistencies and briny hopelessness
about him that no one can see unmoved.
1t is in our home life, however, that
the Goldfish makes himself felt and re-
membered. When he enters our hous G.
hold, we feel his all. pervadlng presence,
like the perfume of wood viole,s or the
seductive odor of 4 dead mouse in a
piano.
Friends may visit us and 90 away to
be forgotten with the advent of now
face, but the cold, calm, silent corpse of
the Goldfish cannot be forgotten. Its
chastened influence permeates the en-
tire ranch. 1t steals into the parlour
like an unlimited guest, and fiavors the
costly and the high. priced lambrequins.
1t enters the dark closet and dallies
lovingly with your swallow tail coat. L.
goes into your sieepIng apartment and
makes its home in your glove-box and
your handkerchief case.
This is why we say that it is solemn
thing to take the life Of a Goldfish. w.
would pass him ny thousand times. no
matter how ferocious he might be-,
rather than to take his life and have our
once happy home haunted forever by
his unhoty presence.