Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-05-30
EXCHANGE DRIFT.

New York Truth Ex-senator Bayard had
been born in Ohio instead of Delaware his
boom would strike terror to the souls Of
fearinl adyerSarieS. He would look well,
However, framed as a cabinet picture.
Ceredo Enterprise Somehow We are
bound to take kindly to the kanawha
method of administering justice
Pt. Pleasant Register DIR. Barbee is so
anxious to go to Congress from this District,
that he Wonld sell out his party, or his best
friend. to accomplish his ends, We all know
how he sold ont the Greenback candidate
for Sheriff in order to be elected to the State
Senate,
Nashville World: II is said that the most
heroic moment of ArthurS life occurred
when he reviewed a brigade of bycicle riders
in his new spring suit OF clothes
Calhoun Chronicle: The wonderful cOun-
" of Doddridge is said to contain, near St.
Clara. a well Of natural I've water, which has
been used as ordinary I've, with grease and
beautiful white soap produced. The well
belongs to a German miller, Joseph Hernn,
and was dug for the purpose Of obtaining
water 10 run his engine.
Alta California Blaine's Aattery Of
Conkling in his history seems to have been
good investment. Conking is now re-
paving him in kind and the two are in
fair way 10 organize a mutual admiration
society.
Virginia Free Press. As the Democratic
convention approaches Mr.. Tilden is con
valeScing 1t is the other candidates who
are beginning to feel sick.
Oceana Tidings: \ man has TO have
gizard made of sheet iron to run country
newspaper.
Boston Globe: We should either stop ar
resting the EnOs and Fish> ar else COM
mence arresting some Grants. The firm
WIS composed of one Ward AMI four Grants.
Thus far have been arrested one Ward. also
three other persons but not one b, the
name of Grant Is this Just?
y. I. Tribane. Senator HOar emphatl-
caliy denies the story that he has suggested
, new ticket or declared for President Ar
thur. In fact, hc declares that such n er
tiOnS are lies. pure and simple Tn
Senator remarks further Il am Up 70 m,
owes in Senate business, and will not jun,
the Chicago Stile until reach 1t.
Chicago Times: Dan Shepard has got
home from Washington, hut a> Don Came
ron simultaneously arrived in that city the
equilibrium of craftsmanship was promptly
restored
Chicago Times: 1t cost $4,000 to prin.
the speeches on the tariff bill. and somebody
suggest, that this sum would have buried
a Congressman. Ii would have been no
particular relief to the country. however, to
bury one Congressman. II the $4,000
would have buried the whole OF en-, there
would have been good deal Of disgust to
see tn" money spent in printing tariff
speeches.
Chicago News: L. $ Grant, Jr. is worst
than bankrupt Besides having nothing
else he has 1000 shares of krelcv motor
stock.
st. Louis Republicans Make the Repub
ican ticket Blaine and Lincoln Arthur and
Lincoln. Arthur or Blaine and Sherman.
Arthur or Blaine and l.ogau-and. with
Iilden a. the Democratic candidate for
President. there will he a walk-Over Ar
thur. Blaine. Sherman EdmundS, Gresham
anybody for the Republican,-only give u
Tilden
Philadclphia Timce Ferdinand Ward
was the last name on the lctt"r-hcadS Of
Grant Il Ward He WAS the first in Jail
however.
Detroit Free Press: Grant. Ward. Fish
Paddock Fisk, Gould, Black Friday.
These are hlots upon even the most brilliant
military record
r y. Y. Eorld: 1t looks very much now
rs though Mr. Blaine might turn ont to be
a victim of political oyer-certihcation.
Mcdowell Progress: In the wear lS;9
Nest Virginia produced S33.jGi pnnmds Of
honey and 1861 pounds of wax. Of this
amount Mcdowell county furnished lj,266
rounds Of honey and Cos pounds of wax.
so states the census of 1850.
Wetzel Democrat: And the t;rreubackers
went and nominated an Old Boarban. An
cd Radical Bourbon ut that
Great JChosaphant!
Scat
; The Grcenhacker before The Buckhaauon
/ Convention "Barber for Governor, in
. spite ofthc efforts of the Republican cranks
+ who would make office seeking suckers
candidates. against the will Of the people
who desire a c'ean State government.
The Girceubacker after tn" CenycHtion
/ The BuCkhannon Convention was Il sue
cess. LGt the people 10 their share Of the
work this fall
I What wonderful elasticity The Grecuback
I rr does possess and wha; happy faculty
7 ior adapting itself To changed circum>,au
CcS.
Try Ioro,Inn'. Civ Bpt.rr Crackers