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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

"A number of Italians near Butte,
Montana, withdrew their deposits from
banks and placed them in the hands of
trusted countryman named Dominic
Toneatti. who secreted the money To-
neatti was recently killed by a fall in
the Lexington mine and no one knows
the hiding-place of the money. The
Italians are greatly grieved at their
loss.-Denrer Tribune
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
One of the good stories told n

One of the good stories told q,
Abraham Lincoln is that once upon a
time distinguished citizen insisted up
on telling him a long story, and the
only way the end of it appeared was
that the citizen stopped talking. Lin
coin looked at the narrator with a
dreary face, folded one leg. carefully
over the other, caught his hin in his
left hand. and said in a hollow voice.
his eyes taking an expressian of unut-
terable trouble: ''My friend, that story
doesn remind me of anything l ever
heard in my lie. - Cincinnati Com
7nerci1L Gazette.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

"A Detroit dealer in windmills had
a visitor the other day who looked one
of the machines all over with a critical
eye and asked numerous questions
about how long it would last and what
it could be expected to do. Seemingly
satisfied on these points, he observed:
''Well, the price seems to be reason
able enough, and now let's see what it
will cost for a steam engine to drive
II .-Detroit Free Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
s5 JACKSON ST., BROOKLYN, N. Y,

95 JACKSON ST., BROOKLYN, N. Y,
December II, 1883
Being familiar with the stimulating, heal
ing and anodyne properties of ALLCocK's
Porous PLAsTERs, l commend them as a
most valuable agent in the class of diseases
for which they are intended. The stimu-
lating action when worn over the gastric
region, materially aids in restoring
strength and energy to digestion and the
consequent building up of tissue and re-
storing tone to the general system.
Fl. sARMGARDT, NJ. d.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
-Walla Walla w IT hs

-Walla Walla, w. T., has mu.
nicipal ordinance, which is strictly en-
forced. prohibiting any boy or girl who
Is under fourteen years of age from
being out alone after dark. A child
sent for physician must be given
permit to do so. No tobacconist can
sell tobacco or cigarettes to children
less than fourteen years of age, and
Sunday liquor selling is punished by
S2S fine for each offense.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
For operating the mile-long cleo

For operating the mile-long cleo
trical railroad on the Madeira Road, at
Brighton, England, the machinery,
which is situated at the eastern extrem-
ity of the line, consists of an eight
horsepower Otto engine and a Siemens
SD" dynamo-electric machine. Two
cars can be propelled at the rate OF
thirty miles an hour, but the speed Is
restricted to seven miles.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
Advertising Cheats ilI

Advertising Cheats III
ut has become 50 commoA - begin -
article, in an elegant interesting style
.Then run it into some advertisement.
that we avoid all such,
g And simply call attention to the me1tAN
Of Hop Bitters in as plain. honest terms ~
possible, A
..To induce people
ssTo give them one trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use any
thing else"
Religious and secular, is
Having large sale, and Is supplanting an
There is no denying the virtueeof the Hop
plant, and the proprietors OF Hop HtteTs have
= In compounding q medicine whose virtues
are SO palpable to every ones observation.
Did She DEP
She fingered and suffered along, pining
away all the time for years"
1.-The doctors doing her no good"
And at last was cured by this Hop
Bitters the papers say so much about"
indeed Indeedr'
How thankful we should be for that
medicine"
A Daughters Misery.
"Eleven years our daughter suffered ON
bed of misery,
From a complication of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility, d
Under the care of the best physicians,
Who gave her disease various names,
But no relief,
And now she is restored to us In good
health by as simple remedy as Hop Bit
tiers, that she had stunned for years before
using ito-TUE PARENTS.
Father is Getting Well.
My daughters say:
How much better father is since he
used Hop Bitters.''
He is getting well after his long suffer-
ing from disease declared Mcurable."
And we are so glad that he used your
Bitters. "A LADY of Utica, N. Y.
az None genuine without bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile pol
sonous stuff with Hop or Hops" in Their
name.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

"MR. BROOKS, near Albany, was hope
lessly afflicted with Cancer 1t had eaten
through his nose into his mouth and throat.
The time of his death was only question
of very short time. He prayed for death,
his suffering was so great. s. s. s. has
had a wonderful effect on him. His inn
provement is so great that we all feel sure
Of his being perfectly cured in time"
W. H. GILBERT. ALBANY. Ga.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

2 CIv1LITY is dear to everybody, and yet
it costs nobody anything.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
Per Cent. Stronger than any
Other Butter Color.

twenty-five Per Cent. Stronger than any
Other Butter Color.
BURLINGTON, VI, May Sd, 1892. 1
hereby certify that I have examined
ardson & Co., and that the same is free
from alkali or any other substance injuri-
GUS to health; that have compared it with
some of the best of the other Butter Colors
in the market and find it to be more than
twenty-five per cent. stronger in color than
the best of the others.
am satisfied that it is not liable to become
rancid, or in any way to injure the butter.
I have examined it after two months free
exposure to the air in a place liable to
large changes Of temperature, and found
no trace Of rancidity, while other kinds
similarly exposed became rancid.
A. H. SABIN,
Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

"a FELLOW feeling" in your pocket for
drous kindo toward the feeler-T1e JUDGE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

"a CINCINNATI DRUGGIST REpoRTsis

"a CINCINNATI DRUGGIST REPORISls
Mr. Ferd. zuenkcler. Druggist, No. 6ss Vine sem
CINCINNATI o. writes under date April It'll, 1884 I've
Big Four" Peerless P7piilon Remedies from Y|uscu
toners. Mr.. Louis GratcrHays "PapinoD5fOle LOT
works like charm. Geo. c. Hascufefniddle OF
hem suburb. says: ..Papillon Blood
relief to him. and is glad that he has at fha anh
thing that will do him good" Mlss CT sNs
No. SOC McMicken Avenue, praiscr1Q MIS-. Dofa
very highly. She has used thrcd5e 80 arranged
KIcfer. cor srd and Martin size ysame dry In
q rs sre me 0asa e s Cur, hope.
do" Mr. Rculc. Of whom wrote inpi 5hfee or
said to me this evening that your 'sPsbR. you the
Cure IL d good remedy. because he has gtven1t the
trial and has obtained most excellent results ftUd
from.n NJ
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

A YOUNG lady who attempts to capture
more than seven beaus always tries to
fascinate. There, nowl-Lte.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health REVIEWER" re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, 81.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

THE man who was ashamed to look his
watch in the face probably got it on tick.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

PAP1LLoN Blood Cure cures all diseases
originating in any impairment of the blood,
as Fits of Epilepsy, An@mia, Sick Head
ache, and Female Weaknesses.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

An enthusiast tic fisherman was din.
ing at the house of a friend, where,
among other delacies, dish OF rather
wormy berries was served. The fisher,
man carefully sorted out the living from
the dead, and, the berries being pretty
good, passed up his saucer for more.
He had just been telling a fish story,
and as he looked over at the berries and
raised his dish he said, absent-mindedly
"Pass the bait-box, please;;" and then,
reading his mistake in the bushes OF
his hostess, he stammered: IL beg
your pardon. II mean / would hike
some more of the worms, if you
nlease.n
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

WHooPINa Cough, that dreadful Attic
ton, will be relieved at once with Papillcn
Cough Cure.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

AN exchange speaks of a fatal MUIR
der" The fiend who would commit o fatal
murder would do worse. He would kill q
man dead.-Golden Days.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

ANY man can make money White
hall Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

THAT wonderful catholicon known as
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
ton for doing good. 1t is living spring
of health and strength.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
AN EAST TwrNrY-sEcoNn sr.

81 EAST TwENTY-sECoND ST.
NEW YORK CITY, December 49, 1883.
have found ALLcoCK's Porous PLAs-
rERs very useful in those special diseases
of women where an@mia is the cause of so
much local pain and disturbance. Their
combination is an excellent one, the best
yet made to my knowledge, and have al
ways been found reliable.
A. w. LESSER, A. M, NJ. d.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

DIR. G. L. Parmelee and wife, of
Hartford, Conn.,, expect to travel 1000
miles this summer in canoe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
afEDIcAL TESTIMONY.

BURLINGTON, Vt. December II, 1ssa
desire to call attention to the great re-
lief to De derived from ALLcocK's Porous
PLAsTERs, in chronic bowel troubles, en-
1argements of the liver, and the painful
condition of the spleen in malaria. Nolo-
cal agent can exceed their efficacy In alb
sorbent and anodyne properties.
WIN. B. BETTER, NJ. D.
MeNTcLAIR, N. J., December Is, 1883.
1t affords me great pleasure to recon-
mend ALLCoCK's Porous PLAsTERs and
BRANDRETH's VEGETABLE PILLS as agents
possessing great healing efficacy. The
worldwide fame Of these remedies is such
as to render it almost superfuous to add q
word of commentator from the medical
faculty to increase their reputation.
WIN. p. STRICKLAND, M. D., LII. D.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

"Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it. Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts. bunions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness. worms. constipation. tasteless. 25c
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

PIso's CURE for Consumption does not
dry up a cough; it removes the cause.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

3! !! :; -: *: Il. q. = ::
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

IT is cold day when the chunk of ice
doesn't get left.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
Rise i'm Real Estate.

Stranger-"And SO you don't like the
country" - IS .
Western Man-''No; I'm going back
East
stranger-tI see it's fearfully windy
here, but you own considerable real
estate, and Pm told that real estate in
this section goes up very fast
Western Man-''That is just why ]
shall leave.n
Stranger ''What! Leave because
real estate goes up"
Western Man eyes, sir. Nothing
but cable chains will hold real estate
down in this section when the breeze
gets started. Great George! there goes
my last barn now -Philadelphaa Call.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont

EVERY one has right to drop line to
fiSh.-PicaU1tue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

THE gate that turns with the tide-The
Y Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

Trough on Coughs" 15c., at Druggists. Com
plete cure Coughs, H1arseness, Sore Throat.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03
=. Il :. -

b now made daily at
s are better in quality
ce than ever before.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

G1enn's Sulphur Soap
Is simply without parallel for wholesome
ness, and in ito purifying effects.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

N. 7. Once. $50 ~. 2sd S., bctraen ctn
Aves. Philadelphia Once. 1905 Chestnu&e p - =.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-07-03

had wonderful effect on him. His inn
provement is so great that we all feel sure
Of his being perfectly cured in time"
w. H. GILBERT, Albany, Ga.
ANY man can make money-go.-White-
hall Times.
PAPILLoN Blood Cure cures all diseases
originating in any impairment of the blood,
as Fits of Epilepsy, An@mia, Sick. Head
ache, and Female Weaknesses.
THE man who was ashamed to look his
watch in the face probably got it on tick.
Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover" re-
stores health and vigor. cures Dyspepsia,$1.
2 C1vL1rY is dear to everybody, and yet
it costs nobody anything.
WHooPING Cough, that dreadful Attic
ton, will be relieved at once with Papillcn
Cough Cure.
"a FELLOW feeling" in your pocket for
your purse does not make you feel .swon.
drous kind" toward the feeler.-Ih Judge.
THAT wonderful catholicon known as
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has given the lady q worldwide reputa-
ton for doing good. 1t is q living spring
of health and strength.
AN exchange speaks of fatal muir
Qor.' Inc memo VINO WOulO COHlIuIU y ldLtaA
murder would do worse He would kill a
man dead.-Gofden Days.
"Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it. Com.
plete cure, hard or soft corns. warts. bunions.
PIso's CURE for Consumption does not
dry up cough; it removes the cause.
THE gate that turns with the tide-The
delegate.-N. T. Journal.
smother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness. worms. ccnstipation. tasteless. 25c
IT is cold day when the chunk of ice
doesn't get left.
"Rough on Coughs" 15c., at Druggists. Com
plete cure Coughs. H1arseness, Sore Throat.
G1enn's Sulphur Soap
Is simply without parallel for wholesome
ness, and in ito purifying effects.
Buchu-paiba." Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, 81.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-09-12
Five Dollars Reward.
IL. Editor of tie naiip Eagle:

To the Editor Of tie Daily Eagle:
Ibeg leave to trouble you just once
more for little space to reply to an
article in yesterdays Beacon. Here it
is:
"If the gentleman who, we believe,
is mssquerading under the cognomen
Of can Irish Democrat" in the col
umns of the EAGLE, will come out and
give his name, not the name he had
before he came west, and prove that
he is bona fide freshman, and DEM
ocrat, we will give five dollars to the
Women's Christian Prohibition Un-
ion, and so far as the Christian Prohi-
bition Union is prohibition. we think
we could hardly give five dollars more
intellectually"
Now tins article is toO-tOo ex-
cruciatingly funny; but the Bea-
con is little of in the
statement that I call myself an
Irish Democrat! Oh, no, thank you;
1 must plead not gully. | got my eyes
open down south some years ago. No,
sir; no Democrat in mine. As to that
little matter about being a bona fide
Irishman, wish to inform the Beacon
that l have my naturalization papers
with me, and my name is on them, the
name had before l came west. With
regard to furnishing it to all the Dem
ocratic PAPERS, l am like one Of my
countrymen who went to the post
Office for letter for his master; when
asked the name, he told the man in
side that he would find the name on
the back of the letter. So the Beacon
will find my name on my naturalization
papers if he wishes to challenge my
vote ON election day. 'TRIsHMAN."
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-09-12
Porter's Pamphlet.

James Il. Osgood & Co., of Boston,
publish in neat and convenient form
the address of Robert P. Porter to the
Arkwright club of New Englsnd, on
Protection and Free Trade To-day"
Mr.. Porter graphically presents what
voters in both political parties want to
know, the figures showing how free
trade and protection work at home
and abroad, in the field and in the
workshop. He shows how agriculture,
commerce and manufacturing in the
united States, Great Britain, Germany
opd Holland have been affected by
these two economic policies. Mr.. Por-
ter's work will be appreciated by bus
mess men, farmers and artisans who
have do time to read q volume on the
subject, but who want q clear exposi-
ton of the condition of labor here and
in European countries.
He takes decided protective ground
but makes q fair use of the official fig
ures, which are at times, handled with
dramatic effect. Few are better equip
ped, by training, to discuss this ques-
ton than Mr.. Porter. For several
years q student Of the industrial pro-
gress of the West, and author of one
of the most useful works on that Sec
ton; for three years in charge of an
important division Of the census, next
q member Of. the tariff commission and
then sent abroad for eighteen months
bv the New York Tribune, 10 investi-
gate the condition of labor in Great
Britain and the Continent. The words
of the author of the address on the
Tariff will carry weight with those
anxious for Q practical view of the tar
ia question. Price, 10 cents.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-09-12
An Easy Question.

A Democratic paper asks if the Re
publicans can give the name of an,
country that ever pospered under
protection. Nothing easier in the
world.
These United States increased in
wealth from 1860, after the Democrats
lost the reins of government, to 1880
after twenty years of the Republican
rule, from "a, SOC, 00O, 900 to $4S, 64S,
OOo, 900. In other words, under TWEEN
ty years of protection and Republican
the country has gained twice as much
as it did the entire time Of its prior ex'
istence, which included scores OF
years Of Democratic rule and free
trade fancies, and all in all extend.
back some $50 years.
The price of labor in this country
from 1860 to 1883, computed from the
off cial labor reports of Massachusetts,
has increased under protection rule
% Is per cent, and is now on an av.
erage 81 per cent higher than in Great
Britain.
In Massachusetts,, where the popu.
lation is crowded, it costs working
men six per cent more to live than in
England, but taking the country as a
whole, and including all the items OF
daily life, living is as cheap there as in
England.
England wants to force free trade on
this country with the assistance Of the
monopolistic dude dependents in the
east and the Democratic party the
country over.
But, as we take it, America is still q
country of American Ideas, and is moi
to be Johnny Bull-dozed.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-09-12
OUR COUNTY FAIR.

The Arkansas Valley Agricultural Socie
ty will commence its 9Th. annual exhibition
on Tuesday, the Both of this month, and
continue for four days. We have now or
the grounds fully completed, three build.
ings for the display of dne arts and sgri
cultural products, and an amphitheate,
strong and substantial, for the accommoda-
ten Of visitors, with seating capacity Of
several thousand people. The building j.
covered with single roof, and will afford
protection against rain or the hot sunshine.
The present indications are that we will
have an unusually large display, and will be
surpassed by no other exhibit in the state.
Mr.. X. M. Sparks, of Lexington, Missouri
viii bring 100 head offine wool Merino sheep
for exhibition and sale. The railroads
leading into our city will sell tickets
at reduced rates; the fair will be
two cents per mile each way. The directors
find few corrections and explanations ne
cessary, SO that visitors may be fully advis--
ed, and not mislead in making their entries.
Our premium list does not mention Hol-
stein cattle. The premiums on Holsteins
will be the same as other lots, and under the
same rules. On page 81, in lot IA, native
grades (draught stallions,( means horses of
all work, and on the same page, premium
No. 81, should be brood mares shown with
two colts, instead Of three colts. Another
correction has beeh made on page 81, class
d. premium No. 2al. in sweepstakes lot.
Best Poland-China boar, two years old
and over, will be entered for premium No.
81 under lot %, Poland-Chinas instead Of
sweepstakes.
In few days the booths, under the am
phitheater, will be sold to the highest bid
der.
Everything is being fitted up in the best
manner possible for the convenience of Wis
itors and exhibitors
D. A. MITCHELL.
September 9th, 1854.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-09-12
NOTIFICATION.

The st. Louis Globe-Democrat in ,
long editorial on Kansas and what sht
will naturally do for Blaine, concludes
with the following observation about
the state ticket:
Those Republicans who think that
the question Of prohibition should be
resubmitted to the people are not
obliged to bolt their party ticket as tc
governor in order to make their opin
ION in that respect known and felt. II
is the legislature, not the governor
that has power to order the thing de-
sired; and a full legislature is to be
elected in Kansas this year. Let
the Rssubmissionists turn their atten-
tor 10 this phase of the situation and
exert themselves tn send such men to
the legislature as will take the neces-
sary steps to bring about another
popular test of prohibition. That il
their privilege, aud that is the only
way in which they can secure what
they profess to have so much at heart.
The defeat or the election of any par
ticular candidate for governor will not
advance or retard their special under
taking in the least degree. 1t is to the
legislature that they must look for
what they are seeking. There is no
call for them to duplicate the misfOr-
tune and modification of thrusting q
Democratic governor upon Republi-
can state merely because they hold that
the people should be asked to decide
anew between prohibition and other
methods Of governing the liquor traf-
fic.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-09-12
A Little Wild.

But now all is changed. The bold
front assumed by the Leavenworth
Times. the Wichita EAGLE, and other
Republican papers in favor of resub.
mission; ard, above all, the highly sue.
cessful resubmission republican state
convention held in this city, have com.
bined to induce the week-kneed Pro.
hib-Publican managers of the Martin
campaign TO cry, HALT. A complete
change of base, in front of the enemy,
after the lines of battle are drawn, has
been agreed upon. No such disgrace.
full surrender of principle by politi.
cal party has ever been witnessed
The Prohibition flag has been taken
down, and the resubmission banner ha:
been erected in its stead.-Topeka
Mail.
And that is q wall in which there Il
little sense. The Republican part,
while it is the party Of progress is al
the same time the party Of law and
order. The people of this state adopted
prohibition, not the Republican party
Now that the assertion is every where
being made that majority OF the peo
pie are in reality against prohibition
and a. that assertion is the entire
stock in trade Of party who arr
seeking to get control of the state, the
EAGLE simply said, in as plain words
As ii could command, that the quickest
and best way to finally settle the whole
matter Was by another vote of thu
people.