The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-07-08

poor, despised Methodist preacher Now, brethren
if you are poor it's your fault. and if you are
despised it is because you are despicable.n
SINCE the Mormon settlement near Nuremburg was
broken up few years ago, few attempts have been
made by the Latter Day Saints to acquire fresh foot
holds on Bavarian soil Recently, however, a man
named Smoot has been quietly disseminating Mormon
principles in that country, and with considerable
suits it would SEEM as the Minister Of State has
found it necessary to expel him from Bayarian ter
ritory.
DR.. WoRRALL of the Washington Medical Insti-
tute says that week ago he advertised for copy
ist in answer to which he received 154 letters. Hav
ing some important manuscript to copy, he gave each
letter critical reading and found that in two only
were words mspeled, and that in las he did not
observe a single grammatical blunder. The position
was given to graduate of the Washington girls
high-school
AN inopportune dslocation Of the jaw is one Of the
topics dealt with by feuetoniste writing recent
issue Of the Union Medicale It seems that during the
performance Of wedding ceremony the bride sneezed
violently to dslocae her jaw at the critical
ment when she should have pronounced the solemn
t'oui." As she unable to artculate the word it
found necessary for the whole party to repair to
surgeon before the ceremony could be completed
SENATOR VANCE told Washington reporter
Gently that he onged to get back to North Carolina
and the sooner Congress adjourned the better he
would be suited He said: II want to wake up in the
morning and see the pine trees and want to smell
them when go to bed, as their perfume floats into
the window and makes me dream that am child
again. want to go out into old fields once
and see Niger blowing with one-eyed mule with
coffee.sack for pillow line"
THIRTY years ago says James Freeman Clarke, [
tried the new method of pronouneing Latin. was
travelling in Italy Ny wife, happening to priest
pass by, asked me the meaning Of the tonsure. At
that moment, not recolectng its significance said,
Il don't know; but there is priest, and viii ask
him. !" Not knowing Italian then, first constructed
Latin sentence. thought had made it very well,
and then put it exactly, as imagined into the
italian pronunciation got it ready to say and then
went to him and said it. 'Eh! Che dite?n he asked.
l repeated it again. sAh, said he, II understand.
Here, take this to confessor He wants to con-
fess his sins This as near as ever came to the
continental pronunciation Of Latn and have never
tried it since.
NJ. MELINE, the French Minister of Agriculture.
doesn't know anything about farming, but is moro
discreet in his ignorance than of his predecessors
than NJ. de Manly, for instance, who was chiefly
famous for his profound study of vegetables when
cooked as descanted on in the descriptions of the
Gargantuan baneuets in Rabelais NJ de Manly is an
indefatgabe collector of copies of the Cure of
Mendon's works, and having found one day an au-
sion to succulent of which he had never heard he
induced farmer to start its cultivation The result
was ruin and NJ de Many fell ingloriously NJ.
Tirard was still more imprudent. He was betrayed
one day into holding forth upon corn at an agricul-
tural show. All the time he held in his hand some
oats Of course he chafed in consequence BY the
o,d IJa
mtted the Of the quarrel but pretended that il
arose from discourteous remark about the yellow
waistcoats he in the habit of wearing Tirard by
the way is said to be the bestdressed in French
public life and lays aside his elegance Of man
ner and appearance In this respect he differs much
from Leon Say who is always careless of his looks
and loves to work with his coat off.