Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1884-05-14
GLEANINGS.


gems.
At the Salem, Mass. Normal School
the ladies are instructed In carpenter
work.
MANY of the now !alies' hats for
sprng have aiiny siuffed cap on top
the latest thing in m llinery.
Five men have disappeared fr,m Bay
City. Mich. in the last three years. and
nothing has been heard from any Of
them.
Jefferson Davis has erected fine
monument over the grave of Mrs Dor.
sey. the N W Orleans lady who wllled
him fortune.
During the last year Mrs. Horace
Tumcr. OF South Adams. Mich.. has
roScn ono Of her legs twice and made,
60Y yards ot cotton.
\ The Niatar3 Suspension Bridge n
48o 4e01 169 4 4
2oD2 rect, anil ihat bciwacn Nav g
anu Brooklyn $3.50 feet.
do not think it would be wronr for
nae to say that the religion # the Uni-
ted States is the worsniping of the
golden calf. Mgr. Capel.
Tnptla have muca mu.i!atcd the
soldiers monument on Boston Com
mon, and 4 .ou 1 deman | Is made for
close fence to protect it from further
injury.
1t has been figured out that therc is
enoug,, raj road trave. in this country
10 give every man, woman, and child
in the United States ride OF ia mics
each year.
The New York Hour s,vs: "The nov
elites .Or next season here Will be Air
Barnum's elephant, which is sacred ..til
not white. ami Sara B.. nlagd., vino Is
Waite but not sacred.
Inc Man. a curious New York publ.
ca,ion. uematiis that AL women, on ar
riving At the age OF iw n v-one, be per-
mi.teu to use the prefix m S." To their
names. whether married or not.
Tue proposed Constitution for tho
State of Mon.ana provides that the
Gov rnor shaii be pai a3 go per year,
the Secretary OF State g. 2JD. and the
otner executive fiji ,ers $500 each.
Nearly 50 O0J gallons fewer Of shcr-
gland last year than the year baforc.
But the figures for port show n io.al OF
65 788 p.pes. which is the largest on
record.
Frames Parkman. the historian. saws
that iwu-.nF OF he few hundred
women who want tie Da lot in Mass.
c.iusetts nave u stan ling quarrel viii
the Almighty for not making tnen
men.
Twenty deaf mutcs in Norwich,
Conn. are members Of Il Congregation
ri Church. and they hav. formed Q
BiDlc class under the charge of u leach
or famiiiar with tne.r method OF con.
yer ,aiion.
The ''counterfeit prescntiment" q
General HancocS is 10 be .ouui n III,
Pn.aae. phia Ro,ucs' Gallery. the pinl
tograrh 1eing that OF John Clark, III,
saopiiiter. The lkeness TO Hancosi
Is starting.
Fifty par,ridGcs Gagged in n Charles
ton, s. c.. restaurant window are q
constant nuisance to hun.ing dogs, whe
stop ami 40 ont" the birds. anil uu.np
,ha wintow glass waen they try tc
flush item.
Mr.. Dim! ry, Of the New York Mai
ant EIjTeSs, has captured the sc
prlza Offered by Swnton's S.0Jy I,A =
ior the best story. Tae auinor is the
son of the late Professor Dimitry, u
New Orleans, long one OF the most
prominent eds ,iors Of the Sou.h.
the man whose '..eart is in tho right
pace has been frequently heard from.
But Pti.ud phia has MN, a Major in
the United Safes army, whose ilc:.rl is
on lie right side. l. is the second case
of the Kind known 20 medical mon.
It is now being found out that the
terrible volcanic erupiions whicn took
place recently y in Jaw, we not an uil-
mixed evil, rs the enormoas masses oi
ashes hurled OUT oi .iie craic.s are TX.
cellcnt fertilizers, whici,, wln proper
treatment may make Java boom
again.
r chard Charnley. an Immigrant,
who has been in this country but n
| YEA. has fallen heir 10 s1oO. UUO. :
| He n / so fortunate as the majority o
! Immigrants, wno usual ) r.se 10 aE,i
ence IN n f;w months ny beng c.cc.es
an alderman and running q saloon as ;
diversion.
/ The Second A lvcniists have set th'
4th day OF mex, November as the dat
for the end oi tile world. As this Wi
be c.eclion day. 1t is hoped the iins
smash will hold CT Until Inc evening
/ SO We can at least make - roagn gles
AT how tho thing has gone. - Chr.stsan
il 6ceiini sfslfses;1I..- !Hii, sornc sro.4s
man will. TO doub.. be sorry to hear il
(, that u lis iig-nolc has been iavea;c'
| that re r,slcr, evcry ifs; eau hi. In
! viii 30 away Win al. the i,t-.in.i
inasniue.i as ii;e aa.lc. Win s pl
that doesn't register viii Always w :.
garde.t wi II suspicion.
Would Sec Him Later.
l A swell. who had ben nsyiny de
voted ntteni ons 10 rts'iI binKrr
dau.lrer finally interview q Tho ols
gentleman on tse su. jeci. A ter fey
preliminary remarks, nc sad:
Il love your dau yiltc,, sir, nnd wan
to marry her. =
..Ah, is that SOP" reIl.ca tho father
looking n; him Sharply over bis q sscs
"rm not surpri,el ut it. Sos goo
girl.
II know it, sir. and II was her good
ness which won me from the first.
/ ..Anem! yes-I Va heard you ha
some very cx;raya rant hah.ts. an
some as bad as they were extrava
CANT
.,rvo not been saint. sir, but whe
am married and brough; under tn
tender infi .ence Of a good and lov.n
woman. l snail reform =
1 III am glad 10 hear that; It would b
unpleasant FIR vour wife If y0u diLn'i
s. Were you aware. sir, tiat waen yiy'
YOU NV daughter / give vita iier -.
0uU ia United States b0nlsP A2hv0
/ sir!'.' .ss ..
II was mol aware of thai. sir. but
would make no i hsruncss 70 me-. 4,
cnniary con sideia. .0Hs sio mol sssatt 4 I'M