The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-06-12
6bisilfs.


"a New Y~sa .ss sis.s The ese'ss Of
A~s.s sspssd a. ssAss " prison
wAsi Il isegst.rs' ssAss scAssiass
Its tie SQUAD that Joe hess .sss yssr
lsi blows 81
z. Do ,ou beii@rs 10 rrsrDsiissf sssed
.seg. 81 Miss Dsaste. s'fss. ny dssh.
Ics erssns.ssn-
= Peaches 10 Nsv yori ss toe ass'srs
each sss sellAr for The peach ssa csc
dYllu !os The doctor
-Tssr. Is luck 10 odd sumbsr. Thai
il. mote psso. ia The house u sIsfs Is bal
90. h&Ly lssissd Of sviss
--Ta5isssa Ward ssys he robbed Peter
Ia ysy Peal Bat - isr - ve cas- ssesr'
tain Fs1i bas %. sssa paid of.
There u . mss 10 kssissty vho
L.ssi less 10 his BODY, wAss ssP'sn'
s.S bs.s hall umpire Ne would nsls.
"a live deg Is better thss dead
i.ss. ssys The prs,srb. That nusi have
hess i~iors acss we're very veil ksssS.
s.rsh BsrsLsrli 10 lssrsiss TO play
tho Hu.~. !, 10 said 10 he slnssi inpsssi.
ble 10 tell vk,sA 10 Sarah ssd which IL The
haie
lie didn't vsnt 10 call the other isl-
10. hog. bot be sid IL be vas smoked
cod sliced up be would sake gssd ham
ssaisicss
"A Lsnssksspsr asks. what 10 the
simplest way to keep Jelly from nouldins
o. ,opf- Shuis s~s!I ssy UP ia The pas
Try Tor fes misu:es
n.re, on me- What are these borribis
sousas up sssinf" ''Oh. that u sotbing
Lu, dssr George. IssPpsss hs has lest
his collar stad sgais.'
Ugh exclaimed Mrs. Popisisy 81 .
coaesri. hos that mas 10 sissi,g of the
lsyf' MY dss,.r said Nj. Popiujsy. he
Is ssly of his base.
a country editor advsrtisss fer part.
psr viii some msssy ssd plenty Of sasr.
81. patience aud perseverance,. He svi.
IDENTIFY warts him 10 collect bills.
About the only thisg whish stsggsrs
boy sIsgsnuiiy at this time OF the year
is 10 explain TO bis mother how his hair
came TO BE- wet AID his shirt wrong side
out
The Young man Who skates with ease
snd grace At the roller risk imagines him
self the center Of attraction, and 80 does
the youag man who falls all over the
floor,
The goose is called fool bird, and
vixen zen talk science to her she is; but
shs mover lays more eggs thsa abe sas
cover. ssd never bites Of more grass than
tho can chew.
"A young pcstess s. Us she she told
her secret to the sweet wild roses" She
WAS very imprudsnt When the sweet
Wild roses "blow, ell. will wish she had
kept her secret 10 her herself.
Silver dimes OF 1907 are worth 30
cents each All, dear. il seems to us the
last dime ss had must have been some
where along 10 that year But il was
worth snly tsn cents then. just eur luck.
A colorcd brother down South, on
l&at,., ,.n,o M, n, antad hv Navth.ro tnur,si
upon the moonlight at Beaufort. 3. G..
replied with ds,out, uPliftsd eyes: 'Ah,
boss. yon should sv seed dis moon befo
de vah
IA man whose knowledge is based on
ar,nal experience. says that whom calling
ou their s~estbssrts ysung men should
carry affection in their hearts, perfsetioa
In tL-ir mann.rs snl cssiection Ia their
pockets
Al recent wedding out West the
hrii. was young lady who had been
crest firt When the clergyman asked
the question: "Whs gives this woman
a~syy" syouog man present replied II
css. but won't
I've rsised four children chiefly on
bread Asd butter. said mother 70 com
panion while sippisg tea iogsthsr swell.
II il vas Us strosg as this butter do net
see Why you shonldu't raise tLsm,' vas
the csustic reply.
Little Alice was cryisg bitterly. and
on beiug questioned. confessed TO having
received = slap fron one Of her playfel.
ioss Yen should have returned il,
sad ths neither. 20 ! rstsrnsd il before,
replied The girl proudly.
DIR. Heck, tho vicar Of Leeds. was
greatly amused once by . conversation
between two cid women Of his parish
ssid one; Il like to hear the vicar when
am III 80 do !. replied the other.
he TALKS 80 like ~ old woman"
A, The stock sxshspss; my dear boz,
TIE business world is divided int Q camps.
he gamblers and the spseulstors." Il
dsat exactly 500 the difference Its
very simple The spec ulator is one Who
gains. when = mas lssss be is snly
gssbisri''
$50 Jvhs hss joined the silent major
i,s n said the parsoa TO Mrs. Browa. Mr.
tlsnlaboat. 7 remarked the widow through
her tear, Il gncss you didn't ksew John.
Ne; he'd never join ne nsisriiy. He
@iSs,s iii cesiri,s 10 10 % The on side,
And us.s he'll costsivs 10 W there in
lbs s'o,ker World"
-Timid y.nss lady goiss up Washing
10. mvaamert elevator: "What il the
Iep~ br.sks that Lol.is usy" Cosdneior.
There are . number siissh~a ~ safety
ispcr Tinid lady: Dat II they sll