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The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05

The retention of any waste matter in the
system produces injury, The collection of
"phlegm" or diseased mucus in time of
cold or throat afecIon should be promptly
removed. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup does it
more quickly and efectually than any other
cough syrup made
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
Cracksmen Caught.

TExARKANA, Ark, Feb. AT 2:40ye q.
terday morning the alarm was given that
Mays & Fawbush's grocery storey Was being
burglarized. Oficsr HcCsuley ct once
summonina assistance repaired to thS
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
Millinery Stock and Fixtures for Sale.

Millinery Stock and Fixtures for Sale
will sell my entire stock of millinery
and the store fixtures at sacrifice; the best
bargains ever offered. Tine stock is new
and well selected. Will sell all sto
pether on terms to suit the purchaser, or
will retail goods ct lower prices than ever
before sold. must close out business on
account of ill health. Call if yor want bar
gains Mrs. G. MCLEAN,
sth st., bet. Washingt and Walnut.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
Legal Blanks Kept EOr s le

Legal Blanks Kept Eor s. lie
at THE BULLETIN office.
Warranty Deeds,
Special Warranty Deeds,
Chattel Mortgages,
Real Estate Mortgage,
Sepenss,
Executions, Summons, Venire,
Garnishee Blanks, &c.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
Call On

Call On
New York Store Company,
Fl. Schultze,
Smith Brothers,
C. w. Henderson,
w. B. Pettis,
E. B. Petit,
w. L. Bristol,
John McNulty,
Thomas KGant,
G.. F. Ort & Co,
Stratton s. Bird,
for Chess Carley CompsuY's fam"us
"Fire Proof Oil"
Saddle Rock OYSTERS at DeBann 81 ONO
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
GENERAL LOCAL ITEMS.

Notices in those Columns. ten cents per line,
ssch insertion and whether marked not, IL cacu-
lated to toward any mans business interest are
always paid for.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
The Daily Bulletin.
SPECIAL NOTICES.

Notices in this column, eight ceLts per line for
arst and Ave cents per line each SUI 'equent inser
ZION. For one week. 80 cents per ne. For one
month, 80 cents per line
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05

IS Cents
will buy good meal cooked to order at
De Baun's. u
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05

Restaurant and Oyster House, SO Ohio
Levee. u
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05

Saddle Rock Oysters at DeBaun So Ohio
Levee.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
IS Cents

35 Cents
will buy good meal cooked to order at
DeBauns.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
85 Cents

85 Cents
will buya good meal cooked - order, at
DeBaun's. II
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-02-05
NEW ADVERTISEMENT.

Notices In this column three lines or less 3 cent?
one insertion or 81 90 per week.
WANVEDi We want men and women ev.
WAN ILL erywher,, to sell our Diamoi do
No previous experience necessary. For partic-
ular' address WEAKLEY l. BURNETT.
lbs I'm 237 Vine ST.. Cincinnati.
EOR RENT-Fsbrusry 18th, nv cottage on Wash.
ington avenue, next south OF Fourth street.
six rooms, cistern. &C., el6 Apply soon
WM B. GILBERT.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

know ali thisg Did you nss ~" was ns,ur
ally demanded OF the Indian. "Oh, YES
me saw nov show You" The settlers Wis
it'd thu tosne OF the murder, aud the
Indian showed them tue spot where
the murderer had waited for his victim.
lie had set his gun agslnst the tree. II vss
long one, hecsnis The bs'k was slightly
grazsd high up, and about three inones
above the mark ielt by tho muzxla there
was eight mark made by the ramrod'
showing tina. II projected three Inches, The
man sore u gray wooden coat, because
where he had leaned against
the tree liitle particles OF
cray threads had beer caught by the
back. There was the plscC shel the liule
dog sat on his hsunehes-hls stump tail
cit mark IN tho yielding aoll. The mnf.
dorer was short, because when he 10 loaded
mis- gun he "a, the butt good way nom his
feet The trail he left coming and going
showed he was white, because he turned
his toes out. Indians never did. The irail
slso showed that tho one coming TO the
tree was older than the one going from II
hence tao murderer had waited New
York Guard
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
other Specials From sundry Sources
AIlNrIN.

AUSTIN.
AUSTIN, March 3l.-I Special There mas
heeu a conflict OF some kind beiween tho
lated States authorities and state officers
up In E,staud county. The eSsct nature
eau not no learned. 10 day, but u Ia believed
to be- about the jurisdiction oil the former IN
certain cases. The matter has been re-
ierred 10 the governor who is out OF town
this evening,
Fort Worth has snplied for the oolored
normal school, aud Henrietta aud Ce-
mAuche for the white; board and lodging AZ
each place, sl2 On per month.
Total East Dallas scholastic census, 3jl.
Professor John Eaton, Commissioner OF
the bureau OF education, Washington, hes
written Secretary Baker fora list Of public
school libraries Ia the state boring not
less than 800 volumes, and the after re-
quests that list be sent TO him at Austin'
The COMPTROLLER to-day sent out TO the
assessors blank assessment rolls lie palu
into the treasury 10 the credit OF The gen
eral revenue to-day So UOO aud Tor the
month 1884 600; o. the credit oi the avail
able school fund. sl2l,cOQi permanent
school fund $4,000.
IL Is known thet may applio itions are
being resolved to lease lands al the ad-
vanced prices, and - is believed that there
will be no falling of in bids, which VIII be
opened the second Tuesday In next hi9nth.
Tha insurance department to-day Faid
into the treasury Sl3 400 tax and fees col
lected from insurance companies. Fees OF
the secretary oil states Office, S3,l35
The comptroller to-day made the third
payment OF 5000 on that quarantine
steam tug.
Regarding Che Eatland county matter,
the facts are about as follows: In 1860 a
league OF land was patented 10 a man in
Easiland county. This party sold 10 npoth'
or, The latter became a deiaulier To the Fed
eral government and u escape prosecution
com promised with United States mar
shall. making deed to the land TO the
United States. The land wa, aiterward sold
nv the state for taxes due and bought by
the settlers now ON II. Now comes
aud agent OF the ivernment and claims
the lands OF the federal government ore ex-
empt from taxation and hence the sale TO
the parties was illegal. The commissioner
thinks the claim OF the United States pre-
but the governor has not yet
written his reply 10 the ps,itions OF the &C
tual settlers.
some time ago Governor Ireland sent q
REQ uitition to tho governor OF Louisiana
for the surrender of man guilty in this
state OF removing mortgsRed property.
Governor McEaery refused TO honor
the requisition on the ground that
the ofIense charged ia unknown 10
the laws OF Louisiana. Governor Ireland
saya the fac. that the offense IL unknown
to the laws OF Louisiana makes no differ
ence, so long AS Il 10 u felony in the state
where committed. Ths governor is little
enraged at the action Of the Louisiana OIL
cial.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
GAINESVILLE

GAISEsvILLE, March jl.-Ijpacial. AN
unusual effort has been made by the man.
agement OF the Driving Park association to
make the four days racing, beginning to-
morrow, the best ever held at any course
in the state. The chariot racss OF Miss Mel
lie Burke will be a feature that will be APP
preciated by the public. She gives the fol-
lowing specialties: Hurdle race Roman
standing races standing erect on two horses
and riding at full speed; chariot races,
four horses abreast; an Indian
race for bride, wherein Miss
Burke changes horses while going at full
speed, a feat no other lady ever accom-
plished. Her stable consists OF twelve
horses and fifteen greyhounds. The man.
ayers have sought such attractions as Will
please the entire public, and it Is conf
IDENTIFY expected they will be rewarded by
a large attendance.
The examining trial of VIII Jefferson
was finished to-day. He was held in $1,000
bond to await the action OF the grand
jury.
Charles Powell has been arrested. charg-
ed with the assassination OF Lige Hudson.
Suspicion pointed to him IA the guilty
man, Hudton being at the time OF bis
death under indictment for the killing OF q
relative Of Powell. Other circumstances
strengthened this suspicion until his ar.
rest was determined upon. This case will
excite good deal Of interest, rs IL was one
of the most atrocious murders ever COM
mitted within the borders OF Cooke county.
A telephone message from Montague an
nounces the burning OF the courthouse
last night. All the records. except those ia
the county clerk'S office, were destroyed.
IL IL supposed to be the work OF an inceDdi-
sry. The town is greatly excited over ihs
event.
Cards are out for the wedding Of Miss
Hattie Cohn and j. NJ. Goldsmith,
Our town is alive with visitors.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS IN
TEXAS.


Texas is to have the civil service Com
mission this month within her borders.
the cities OF Galveston, Austin and Dallas
being. the special points whereth commits
sion &, to rest and hold examinations. I'm
der the civil service act Texas is entitled to
further representation In some OF the de-
partments than che now has and it Is to be
hopsd that at there examinations, TO be
he d by the commission at the points men,
toned, Galveston 18th inst. Austin 18Th,
and Dallss 22d, large numbers of our re-
preventative young men, without regard to
party. will offer. IL is the best intellect,
the Lett pluck, the best business
capacity that the government needs and
those who offer for examination Ia this
state should be only the active representa-
tive youth of Texas. Party has nothing 10
do with 10 before this CON mission, and
thoss who pass the most credits 81 examine
etions may expect to obtain po.ntmenls
BOON in the government service.
A careful review OF the first annual re-
port, satisfies US that great reform
has been started, and a good work already
done. Without entering into full discus
,,oa of the report 1t will suffice to call at
tenton to few Of the most important
points.
The whole mum Der ofpersons employed in
The civil service OF the United States Is about
10 600, of which there are more than as wv
post masters, several thousand laborers and
workmen, the employees Of the senate and
house OF representatives. The offices under
thu operation of the present law are % post
offices. II customs districts and the ex-
ecutive departments at Washington.
The law extends to such post.ofiices and
customs districts where there are 80 many
as so per.ons employed. and these, with
the departments at washington,
makes the whole number OF persons under
tina operation OF the civil service law
about Ia 600. The law went into effect
July 10, 1888. siEce which time exsmina-
t,ons have been held In nearlv all the states
of tse Uniouand In many Of them twice
More ,han 1900 persons have been examin-
ed. and about $50 have passed, and OF
this numbers more than 600 that have been
appointed.
The change in the system OF appoint
ment 10 the civil servics OF the government
is radicals; before July l6, 1888 appointments
ware made almost entirely on political
consideration, row they are made solely
on merit; from a spoils system we have
passed TO merit system.
The change demands the support OF oil
good citizens. because IL is a
safer and purer system OF cd
minis.ering the affairs OF government.
The questions u ed in the examinations
ore such rs person with an ordinary COM
mon school sdueaiio can readily answer.
We trust such fair representation OF the
intelligent youth Of Texas WIN present
themueivss a. these examinations 40 will
give the Lone Star state creditable
rsp,cssnfation On The eligible regis
ter A. Washington. Under the APP
porssonment Is stem Of appointments based
on tie p ,pulasion OF states. she is entitled
10 the same consideration rs other states Of
,.me population and We have no doub. Of
her receiving u
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
DYSPEPSIA.

Sedentnry habits, mental worry, nervous
excitement, excess or imprudencc in eat
ing or drinking, and various other causes
induce Constipation followed by general
arrangement OF the liver, kidneys, and
stomach, in which the disorder of each
organ increases the inllrmity of the others.
The immediate results are Loss of Ape
tite. Nausea, Foul Breath, Heartburn, Flat
ulence, Dizziness. Sick Headaches, failure
OF physical and mental vigor. distressing
sense OF weight and fullness in the stomach,
and increased Costiveness, all Of which are
known under one head rs Dyspepsia.
Inovery instance where this disease does
not originate from scrofuous faint IN The
blood, AYERS PILLS may be confidently
relied upon TO effect q cure. Those cases
not amcnablc to the curative influence OF
AYERS PILLS alone will certainly yield II
the PILLS are aided by the powerful blood
purifying properties OF AYERS SARsAPA-
HILLA.
Dyspcptcs should know that the longer
treatment of thoir malady Is postponed,
the more difficult Of cure 1t becomes.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
BROWN WOOD.

BRowNwooD, March 81 special. J.
Farmers throughout the county say this
wears crop of small grain will unless cut
of by dronth be the largest yield Of any
wear for this county they have ever known.
They seem TO be preparing for the harvest
ing, considering the large number OF hsr
vestiDg aud LhIeshing machines which
have been purchased at this place recently
Mr.. Walter Hill, of the Sunny South
company, who was injured by the steam
printing press last week, we are pleased to
state is recovering.
Court is still at work replacing the burned
documents.
The trade of Brentwood is much on the
increase. Our banks also report business
improving with them.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
TIE rRnNoH.AMERIcAN COMMISSION

WASHINGTON. March 3l-[Press. 1.-The
French American claims commission held
a final meeting to-day. The case OF Bon
zerot, Of the United States, was reconsider.
ed end award made In lavor Of
the claimant for $3.50 vita inter-
est. and in the case OF Pardon
VS.. the United States an award was
made in favor OF the claimant for
SlO.036 with interest. A final settlement
OF all claims before the commission vas
made. The total number of cases sgainst
the United States Is 726, sggregsting Si7,-
5si. 900. OF these. several cases
were withdrawn and many Others d!sailov.
ed or dismissed. Two hundred and sixteen
claims were allowed and on these awards
s625 tG6 was made TO be pad France within
twelve months from date There vera
nineteen csses against France. Of which all
hut two were dismissed. disallowed or
withdrawn and two allowed. An award Of
1912 ives ordered paid the United States
within twelve months.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
The Most Extensive Exhibit
IN LAIIES and CAILORLN'S HOSE

That was made Southern CITY, now be seen at
our store We have made preparations for this display
some months ago having placed orders in the hands
of the most reliable manufacturers in France England and
Germany We well prepared to do large business and
offer goods prices which by far lower than those our
many patrons we're the habit Of having quoted to them at
anv previous season. 1t will be for you to look
through line of goods whether you wish to buy or
not Our Hosiery this is remarkably pretty designs
and coornes are entirely new assortment complete,
and there isn't another house the South that offers an
equal opportunity for selection.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
JEFFERSON.

JEFFERSON, March 3l.-[Special. l-Amelis
Caesar (colored), has been arrested, charged
With being the mother Of the colored babe
thst was found in the river Saturday, and
has since acknowledged that II was her
babe but that IL was born dead. No one
ever saw the babe, but negro woman who
lives near by says she washed some clothes
for the babe. She has been confined In jail
to await the action of the grand jury.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
The Indian'e DetectiVe Habits.

The story about an Indian who found
q white man lying dead in the woods with
q bullet hole 10 his forehead Is one Of tbs
best Illustrations OF the habit OF observation
WHICH a detective must cultivate. The In
dian came into the white settlement and
told the settlers his story: "FonDd
while man desd In woods. Had
hole Ia his hesd. Snort white man
,hoi him with long sun: ramrod Of gun
erxv voosen coat. Had little dog with
ebort tail. Had waited long while for
dead man tc com: slcrs" Hoy do you
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
NOTICE 20 CoNfRAc TORS.

Sealed bids will be recelvsd from the I'd day
of April 1854, % the csih dsv Of April, 1884, At
~ o'c'ocki for the erection and cemp'etion Of a
iono couri-house for Clay comfy, Texas. all
bi a N be filed In the ooun'y clersSs once Of
said county on or before the 2sth day OF Arril,
1851 The ccmmisfiontri' court reserves
the right 20 reject ery ard ~ bids Plans
cierks cffics OF said county on and st,er the lst
cay Of April. lisa 9. CRAIG,
County Juiss Cay County, z~xss.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

asked
Governments lower for Is st 1913 81 and
l2i 5-8 TO l2i.
Railways firm.
Sta,e securities hrm.
Stocks were characterized by duliuess
and by an attendant decline, closing ~
lowest prices OF the day.
Henry Clay was natural born republi-
can orator In despotisn he would have
been behe,ded for hie impudence before he
.ss thirty years OF ags. No such voice
WAS ever heard elsewhere. IL was equa Y
distinct and clesr, whether at IT. highest
key or lowest whisper; rich, musical, oapti-
waiting. His act on wac the spontaneous
offspring OF the passing thought. He ges-
tlcnlated sll over. rbe nodding 81 his head,
hung on a long neck his arms, hands, hnger' T,
feet. and even his spectscles, his enpii-box
and his pocke,-hand kerchief, aided him in
debate. He stepped forward and backward
and from the right 10 the left with effect.
every thought spoke; the whole body had
its story TO tell.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

the society of Africanists have presented
a memorial 10 the Spanish government
a, crnr Il to guaranteed the Independence o.
uorocc, and oppose all attempts Of Eng
lara and France 10 establish proieetoraie
,s1< hat cnnnfrI.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
NEWS BY SPECIALS,

Yesterday at Oar Capilal-fhe Dollar
Rolling MerriIy.
gainesville Is ON the Tip'Toe OF
Expectation.
Mortgages Court House Burned Down
by an LEGENDARY.
A Cutting AGray AZ .Abllene-fence-
cutting IN Parker.
Waco Iloodlums Fire into an lnoiiend.
Ing Gypsy Camp.
A Modern 0lhello Tries His Hand
Near Tyler.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

OuR business men are in estnert as 10
the securing OF further railway facilities
The harmonious meeting at the exchange
is an excellent index Of the feeling OF the
oo.nDunifv
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

BLAsp believes in the coinage OF the sil-
YER dollar. The trade dollar should be
made respectable before congress oontem'
mates another silver shower.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

Bow1R, March 3l.-TSpecinl 1.-The court
house at Montague. Montague county was
discovered to be on fire about o'clock this
morning. and soon burned 60 the ground.
IL ia undoubtedly the work OF an incen-
diary. No clue as yet. Could not get ull
particulars.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

THE representative who introduced u
resolution referring the Cincinnati trouo'
es to Mn. snEsMAs's oommittee, certainly
NOSES ,es the faculty OF refined sarcasm.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01
HEITON.

Bolton, March 3l.-[Special.l- 1.-The new
court house grounds were staked of to-
day and 1t is reported that the grounds will
be broken tomorrow.
The town Is crowded with visitors. as the
Baptist ministerial convention conveues
here this week, commencing tomorrow.
Major Penn, the evangelist is among the
arrivals.
Bill Northcutt the man who was shot at
Cow.house while resisting arrest, died in
the county jail last night.
A new and commodious ice factory s
soon to be built upon the cite OF the Mis-.
souri, Pacific railway, making competition
lively as we have already one factory nnS
two houses that handle lake ice.
Work on the water. works is fast making
q showing.
The fire. company is soon to order large
hook and ladder truck, and also hose
cart
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

Hos. Mosrs A. McCdID, Of Iowa. can
claim the merit OF originality, II nothing
else. His proposed amendments oil the
constitution, TO be found elsewhere, are
worlhr OF confederation.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

jAsp now after this fitful fever OF blood
%hotten news, let us trust there Will De q
calm.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

corroxs Of the Mexican National 6 per
cant fret mortgage bands TO the amount Of
az $50 90 ae DE A. New York to-day.
The ccnpany has ssked the stock.h'lders
4, fund the per cent. coupons and receive
1herufor fundlne Obligations of thS Gem
any drsvips per cent, payable April
- ~
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

GOVERNOR HoADLY 10 about the only Oh
ficlsl in Ohio who hes made a hrst class
reputation out Of the Cincinnati not
HoApLY Is O democrat and is q sensible
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

Tnr senate has very sensibly increased
III, amount OF the naval appropriation.
Penny wisdom and pound ioolishness seems
20 chsrsctsrizs.the action Of the house ap-
propristions committee OF the present con-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

DALLAS turned over new lesi yesterday
and the paper composing it will never go to
protest,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

liz the Prussian diet yesterday, the minis.
ter OF public worship and instruction SAID
the government was unpTepared TO resume
the payment Of salaries Of Catholic clergy at
P,sep and Grosven
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

coiiin. This will teach him not TO tool
areund an editors yard,
News was brought to Maflin Saturday ~
midnight that q man had been murdered
II LAndrum, eieht miles wet OF Nhlin.
late 10 the evening. A man by the name
Of Wilson, recently from Mississippi; anh
stephen II Moore were IN Marlin Satuf.
day, an as usual tled mp on bug Juice,
aud not content with having Their sklnt
hllei with the poison, they purchased several
bottles % carry along 10 enliven the drenri
ness Of an eight milo ride, and o. enahls
them TO raise cain when III home. Arriving
Al home, q trivial quarrel arose hbon, wha'
Wilson's horse wa named, Moore osliinf
him Dick and Wilson declaring ma should
not, hot words ensued. and With fierce and
unret trained passlons maddened y,
rum, Wilson drew his xiii,
and plunged II into the heart OF Moore
killing him almost instantly.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

SENATOR SnERM,Ss C)piah and Danyille
investigations look very much like boone
rapgs to u man ~ a tree just now.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

Tnr situation at Cincinnati is much i'm
proved. GOVERNOR HoADLy is TO be COM
mendei for his vigorous action in the
premists.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-04-01

A man named Gasbll wished to change
his name because his girl always obiectsd
to his figure whenever he'd meter. She
said he was too high, and turned him
OF