Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-24
SCRAPS FOR The CRAZY QuRT.

Mrs. Senator Hale caught the measles
from her children, and has been Sc
riOusly i'll.
A Mormon woman mistook Alex.
Ramsey, chairman Of the Utah Com
mission, for President John Taylor, and
embraced him.
Governor Waller, of Connecticut, ex-
presses the opinion that 8 woman can
Keep secret much better than a man.
This has been his experience, at any
rate, and he will lie candidate for re-
election on that issue if necessary.
4 girl in Poughkeepsie sued rich
manufacturer for breach of promise,
claiming Sl0O,0O0 damages, but he set
tied with her for 5000 without going
into court, for the minister was waiting
to marry him to another young lady OF
more recent acquaintance.
Ella and LeDa MOseby, of Williams
burg, l.. l., are sueing their father TO re-
cover possession OF u piano which he
gave them many years ago, hut which
he still retains. Owing to small row
in the family the girls do NOT now live
al home, but they want niu-ic az the
came.
TIE wife OF a morning newspaper
man Of keOkUk, la, has left him, say
ing she will not submit to any such
won't 60 hOme.uatd- morning business.
my dear" said dying husband to
his wife, "wGen am dead viii you see
THAT my grave - kept GrecH" YES"
sOrhet the IrOkPu-near,ed woman, al
Will for 4 little willie"
Punch shows IT, two pretty yong
married women standing by the fire.
My husband Is vicar Of 1t. Bouita"e-
but don't attend his church." "In
deed; why is thatm Well, the fact is,
You see, | don't approve Of married
r.ergymen."
lrter McGill, of Brooklyn, drove his
VIE out of the -.Ouse seven times in one
ley, ana on this ground she asks for y
divorce,
Mrs, Hicks, Of New York, hal no
clean shilt for her husband, aud he
'pCuu&ed her with q shovel. The police
court iGGgs said he thought the assault
just tiab,e, ard let MIR. Hicks go.
Mrs. Betsry King, of Baltimore, has
left her husband because he refused to
let her attend church three times on
sunday. She bore it all until he locked
her up, and then she aroused the neigh
bOrhOOd.
Frida Ritter, Just arrived rom Ger
many, il in Boston, and in q heap OF
trouble besides. She has correspOnded
with her aunt in st. Louis for fifteen
years, but she cannot remember her
address. The police will make an effort
to find the old lady.
MIR. Sprite, qHeer little oil woman
- Philadelphia, has pestered the courts
for twenty years, claiming that she
owned SlT ,OOO, UOD worth Of real estate
in that city. She was finally sent to an
asylum, hu-ging her title papers to her
Bosom SS she went.
y v0uEg woman, ealing herself Mrs.
Anne f. Lynch, sues George NJ. Lynch
Of New York, for divorce and alimony.
She has been on many yachting excur-
siors 70 the West Indies and Florida
with lNuCh, and has always been in
trOduced rs his wife, bat because she
could lot Prove that they were ever
married the court threw her case out.
Mrs. Emma s. Phiuuey, the Amerl-
can sculptor who reCe htly died in
Rome, has among her works the busts
of President Garfield and Governor
DenisOn, of Ohio, and recently fin
ished and very clever Cupid sharpening
his arrow.
"Margery," said EChelbert, as they
sat on opposite euds of the Turkish
diyan, "why am l like the letter OPP
and silence fell, broken only by the
melOdious cough of Margery's warrant
ed New England throat. because,
dear" added Ethelbert, al feel that |
am useless without L." 81 thought"
said Margery, "it WAS because-Q-
never begins kissing They spell it
"UuisS" now.