The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-10-16
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

Shoot the horse thief.
Hog cholera won't down.
Hunt up your old stovepipe.
Grass butter Is In market.
Get yeady to pay your taxes.
Get your overcoat out of soak.
Fans will be superseded by muffs.
Snow in northern Michigan already.
GLovEsl GLOVES! at Joe Woerner's.
Now for the "home stretch" of the
campaign.
Base ball will soon go into winter
quarters.
It was a stunner-the democratic
meeting of last Saturday night.
Two months and a half of 1884 yet to
run.
A great deal of wheat has been sown
In this county this fall.
Never expect a lawyer to mind his own
business. He'd starve to death if he did.
There is very little good butter in this
market.
Railroads are reaping a harvest this
campaign.
The coming fall bonnet promises TO be
"stunner."
This is the year to put away a barrel
of cider for vinegar.
The farmers viii not get rich in their
wheat by-and-by-not this year.
Many Of the trees are changing their
foliage and putting on q fall appearance.
Will Hawk, of Hamilton, O., spent
Saturday and Sunday in Eaton.
Trunks and valises at Joe Woerner's.
Brides should remember that there is
no good luck for a couple until the we'd
ding clothes are + out.
Fred. Earhardt, our gardener, has new
saur kraut ready for the pot. We've
tried it and it is splendid.
After all the talk about the failure of
the corn crop, farmers say we will have
an average crop.
The birds are leaving us, and soon the
wild geese will be o the, wing south
ward.
It is said that two or three Q hot
waves are yet to visit MS before the cold
weather sets in.
Un~dershirts and Drawers for boys 25
aud 80 cents, at Joe Woerner's.
VIM. NJ. Button has our thanks for a
specimen of his potato crop of this year
the Burbanks and Blue yictors. These
are hard to beat.
It is now time for that celebrated indi-
vidual, the coolest inhabitant," to tell
us by the corn husk what kind of win
ter we are going to have.
1t is the fashion for ladies to wear their
fancy pocket handkerchiefs tucked into
their sleeve, leaving at the wrist the col
ored border visible.
We have not heard anything about the
list Of premiums at our fair. Maybe it
will be published and maybe not. We
don't banker after it.
The difference between youth and old
age is that youth is crazy to go into poll
tics and old age is constantly kicking it
self for having done (.
Knit Jackets 75c., 9Oc. and 81, at Joe
Woerner's.
The immense amount of wheat in the
country and the low price it is bringing
should reduce the price of -four, and raise
the size ofthe bakers loaf. But it don't.
It will not be many years until a letter
can be sent anywhere in the United
States for one cent. Two-cent postage
has proven a wonderful success.
Have your coal house filed, sound
your chimney fues, repair your side
walks and make all necessary arrange
ments for winter while the nice weather
holds out.
Wool Knit Socks 10, 20, Is, 80 and So
CENTS at Joe Woerner's.
Some men are born out Of luck. Their
bread always falls butter-side down on
foot, all the wagons are going the other
way, and the smoke always blows on
their side in the ears.
Do not buy clothing without seeing
the goods and prices at Joe Woerner's.
You will be surprised and delighted.
The goose-bone and caterpillar pro-
phets are at it. They predict that the
coming winter will be an unusually long
and severe one. Now is the time to sub
scribe.
When the elections are over we will
pay strict attention to home and general
news, and propose to make the DEMO-
Graf better than eyer before. Now is
the time to subscribe.
Young men, have your clothing made
to order at Joe Woerner's.
Mr.. T. A. Wheeler, Tuner and Repair
er of Pianos and Organs, will make his
10th visit to Eaton about the 18th of Oc-
tober. Orders left at the jewelry store
of Mr.. G. G. Schlenker will receive
prompt attention.
The democratic ladies Of this place,
who 20 handsomely decorated our stands
at the last Saturday evenings demon
strstion, have the unanimous thanks OF
the Central Committee and democrats
generally.
oyeralls, all the best makes, at Joe
Woerner's.
Now is the time to tear up ground il
it must be done. Dig holes, lay pipes
and do all sorts of repairing in the fall.
1t will then freeze and thawing out in
the spring will be in fine condition tc
trim and shape without further muss OF
trouble during the summer.