Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11
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CoNFEDERIT X ROADS.
(Which is in the state uv keutucky)
August 81, 1854.
! liey reserved sum thousands as let
ters from my Dimocratic friends from
all parts NY the kentry witch, ez ] cam
find time or postage stamps. to answer
pt~nelly ! do thro the mejum NV the
publiG press
wood seicst thqt pmocnts which
git thcr friends to write me queries ON
poltkle matters. shood enclose stamp
or two to enshoor an early reply. Bds-
COM don't use stamps, but he kim sell en-
to Pollock and b glcr and the iron min
over on the Run, and he sez he viii take
om Nv me fur drinks, Tor to 20 10 the
trubblc Nv tlrnu NV cm into money IS
better than to charge M wat clnsoum
Hereafter no hitter VIII be answered
witch does not COntjnp at least one five
cent stamp. | kin yoo,lize en-. cz
ljas ON heZ agreed 10 make one five
center the price NV one sustauer, | layin
down the stamp list afpre he sets out
the bottle, to prevent mistakes Mr.
3ascom heZ strong desire to sell his
iikEer but he lacks faith in hoama1
nacher. He wants cash afurc he sets
tll' lNAAlt AiNNt WIN ~ ~ fl''l tAllN ltih WI
,pniont eZ the man witch hez the liveli-
est i;iist is the identilsle fcller wat never
~ = the cash. Thirst and cash seldom
goes together. Thirst is no ne pacter uy
persons. IL comes alike tu him that kin
ray for asswagcrs and him Wich cannOt.
Credit is the main-stay nv indiyilJles ~
well ez NV states. But Blscom Is not "a
poljtikle economist and don't understand
the principle NV things
But to my answers
YOUNG DMOCRAT, POseyvillc, lnjeany
Fur Jim Blame TO hey his son go about
visitn Boards Of Trade and sich, and
gettin his name into the noosepapers, is
takn unfair advantage NV our noble
standard barer, eX-SherlH Cleveland. 1t
is not shivelI0us Grover Cleveland hez
u son. it is troo, that is, he is PERSONNEL
to hey wun though he sez it isn't GER
tain precisely, cz wich NV the four its
father RELY wuz. Anyhow, Sheriff
Cleveand's son isn't NV that pcrtikeler
kind the father NV wich wood keer TO
hcv goiG about the kentry claimin to be
his son OWN to the uufUrchnit oircum-
stance that he wuz born when ex-SherifI
Cleveland wuz giddy, wild yoOth nv
only forty-two Summers and about the
same number NV very hard Winters, and
lac wuznt percisely married TO his sons
mother Rev Henry Ward Beecher
doesn't mind a little thing like that, and
in the interest of purity, ignores it, but
he isn't eggsactly quotable authority on
SIGH delikit matters. lie knows how it
is hisself. and his word don't count
While ex-SheriT Cleveland is undoubt-
eddy innocent in this matter, Marian Hal
pin is undoubtedly guilty. Apply TO this
case the same fool that Plymoth Church
did to Mr.. Beecher.
STUM-sPEEKER, Smithville, Inieany--
From wat ! know NV the kentry 700
live in. / shood advocate Tariff Reform,
with a decided leenin to Perteckshun. !
think 700 hey coal IN your visinltY, and
that yoor voters are largely interested in
manufaktrin. III | am kerrect that IS
wat 700 want 10 do. Ef, on the other
hand. / am not kerect, and you are pure
ly agricultreI, and yoor people are not
pertikerly intelligent, insist that Dino
crisy means Tariff Reform with adecided
leanin toward Free Trade. You know
wat yoOr people want. ConstroO the
platform to SCOT EN-. The platform wuz
made to be cOnsDoOd; construktid, in
fact SO that Henry Watterson and Sam
Randall can both stand on it.
J. L.. Missoory. Wat part Nv
Missoory are YOU ini Ef 700 are in
secesan naberhood insist that Hendrix
wuz out and out seceshnist, and read
his speeches durin the war to your aw-
jinces. IF you are in a Yankee nabor-
hood insist that he wus merely an up
holder Nv the constooshnel rites NV the
south. but wuz as loyal as anybody, on
III differu with the beest Linkin ~ to
methods whether you reed his speech
es doorin the war to your awjinces or
not depends entirely on the kind w pee.
pie VOC are talkin to. However, insist
upon reform strenuously.
STRfKT PURITY, KokOmo. ItJeany.-
Ex-Sheriff Cleveland hez no past, but