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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
A FIERY COURIER,
Just Where the Barnard Comet Is and
just What 1t Locks Like.
Philadelphia Times.

Philadelphia Times.
TAe comet discovered on the goth
1nsH by Prof. Z. E. Barnard, of the
Vanderbilt observatory at Nashville,
appears to be coming in the direction
OF the earth, though its distance is still
SO great that it can be seen only by
means OF telescopes. Some of the OBJ
servers think they are warranted in the
conclusion that the wanderer may yet
come within sight of the unaided eye.
The nearest very bright objec. ap-
parent!y is Antates, the curiously scin-
ullating star now to be seen low down
IN the south at dusk. Antares itself is
barely conspicuous above the housetops
and so the stars of the constellation
Lupus are not often visible unless from
upper windows that command views of
the southern horizon. The objects
mentioned are Indicated in the follow
ing diagram:
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., of Marshall
Mich, offer to send their celebrated ELEC-
TRo-YoLTAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC
APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days, to men
(young or od) afflicted with nervous debil-
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kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism,
neuralgia, paralysis, and many other dis
eases. Complete restoration to health, vigor
and manhood guaranteed. No risk is in
CURED rs thirty days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet free.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
TIE MARKETS.
OMAHA

OMAHA.
WKKAT-No. 2. 60060H.
RARLEY-No. 2, 53(d541fc.
RENO. 8, 44td45c.
CoRN-No. 2, 36;dS62c.
DATs-No. 2, 25G026c.
FLOUR-Whest Graham, 50 60(S32 70.
BUTTER-Creamery, 1S(020c.
BUTTER-Choice dairy. 148i5c.
FLoUR-Rye Graham, 81 40G7l 80.
FLoUR-Wheat Graham, - 25032 70.
EGGs-Fresh, 13GSl3Hc
CHICKENs-Per doz. live, 81 5)G02 rs.
CHICKENs-Per h., dressed, 12013c.
GRAPEs-Per basket, 81 so.
APeLEs--barrels, SO 90 a3 30.
PEACHEs-Per box, 81 0CG1 %.
PoTAToEs-New, per bu., 40050c.
TOMATOEs-Per box, S5C960c.
SEEDs-Timothy, 81 9OC02 90.
SEEDs-Blue Grass, 81 25(a2 90.
HAY-Bailed, per ton, IS 0O(310 90.
MESS PoRK-$19 00G620 90.
CHICAGO
WHKAT-Per bushel, 7Sid99l4.
CORN-Per bushel, 60(G50Hc.
OATs-Per bushel. 24X624c.
PoRK-S17 00@1S o..
LARD-$7 27KG17 40.
HOGs-Packing and shipping, IS 40'd6 s..
CATTLE-Exports. Sc 1906 90.
SHKKP-Medium to extra, s3 25Cd4 90.
ST. LOUIS.
WHKAT-Per bushel, S1681ssc.
CORN-Per bushel, 46G0647c.
OATs-Per bushel, 24C6244c.
CATTLE-Exports. IS 40a6 IS.
SHKKP-Medium, So 25G3 so.
HOGs-Packers, S. 60ld6 10.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
Save $500 Per Day.

When you visit Omaha and wish to stop at a
good hotel, go to the Metropolitan, corner
Twelfth and Douglas streets. There you can
get the same accommodations at $500 per day
as at any of the frst-class houses that charge
s4.0O. The Metropolitan is famous for its
and low prices. This is the hotel that accom-
modated one hundred more guests than any
other house during the State Fair last fall
and without any extra charge because of a
rush. 1t is the only $500 PER DAY HOTEL
CENTRALLY LOCATED.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
Hardened Liver.

Five years ago broke down with kidney
and liver complaint and rheumatism.
Since then have been unable to be about
at all. My liver became hard like wood; my
limbs were puffsd up and fill ed with water.
All the best physicians agreed that moth
ing could cure me. l resolved to try Hop
Bitters; l have used seven bottles; the hard
ness has all gone from my liver, the SWELL
ing from my limbs, and it has worked a
miracle in my case; otherwise I would have
been now in my grave. j. w. MoREY,
Buffalo, Oct. l, 1881.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Those persons who do not need Iron, but
who are troubled with Nervousness and
Dyspepsia, VIII find in Carter's Little
NERVE Pills a most desirable article. They
are mostly used ia combination with Car
ter's Little Liver Pills, and in this way often
exert most m lgical effect. Take just one
pill Of each kind Immediately after eating
and you will be free from Indigestion and
Dyspepsia. In walls at % cents. Sold by
druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
Rupture Cured

permanently or no pay. Oar new and
sure cure method of treating rupture,
without the knife, enables US to guar
antee cure. Trusses can be thrown
away at last. Send two letter stamps
for references, pamphlet and terms.
Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression Of
Spirits and General Debility, in their various foTms
a-s' as preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers, the "Ferro-Phospho-
rated Elixir of Calisayn," mado by Caswell
Hazard Co., New York. and sold by all druggists is
the best tonic; and for patients recovering from
fever or other sickness il has no eQunl.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
Perfect Flood of Sunshine"

will fill the heart OF every suffering
woman if she will only persist in the
use of DR.. Pierce's "Favorite Prescrip-
ton" 1t will cure the most eXcruci-
ating periodical pains, and relieve you
of all Irregularities and give healthy
action. 1t will positively cure internal
Inflammation and liberation, misplace
ment and all kindred disorders. Price
reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Mr.. Dudley Buck, of Brooklyn, the
composer, has composed letter to the
Yale College authorities declining their
degree of Doctor of Music, and ex-
pressing the opinion that American
colleges cannot confer such degree.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

A Kansas shoemaker stopped work
and began to spend his money freely
He was on that account arrested on
suspicion of having robbed a stage
coach. Then he had to confess that he
was heir to an English quarter of mil
liOn
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
LUPUS.
Epsilon.
COMET.

The comet is midway between Eta
DQpi and THEFT Lupi in the constella-
ti@n of Lupus, and west of the more
familiar Scorpion. 1t is about twelve
degrees southeast of Antares. Its
course is south of east and its move
ment unusually slow for a comet.
Through Mr.. Barnard's telescope, with
five-inch object glass, it presents a
beautiful appearance. A large, round,
hazy mass is thanked on either side by a
bright star. 1t very gradually increases
in brightness toward the middle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

The Albany Times would crush
Cleveland by telling how he went into
the Adirondacks last year, had scouts
posted for ten miles around to drum mp
deer for him, and then, when the deer
Ieisurely stalked past him, found that
his gun was not loaded.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

A man whose knowledge is based on
actual experience says that, when call
ing on their sweethearts, young men
should carry affection in their hearts,
perfection in their manners ana con-
lection in their pockets.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Restless, rretful, crying chnuren are SUI
fering and need for their relief DIR. WINCH
ELLIS TEETHING SYRUP, which Is use
ful not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups, sore
and should always be kept In every he $50
for emergencies. Only IS cts. Sold BY all
druggtGQ.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

A farmers wealth depends on the con-
dition of his stock. When scraggy and fee
bic they are especially liable to distempers
fevers, colds, and all diseases which de-
stroy animals. Thousands of dollars are
saved annually by that valuable old stand
by, UNCLE SANS CONDITION POW
DER
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

HUNTS kidney and Liverl REMEDY is
no shit or miss" compound or old womanls
mixture. 1t is prepared by a scientific
pharmacist, with full knowledge Of the
powers and virtues of each ingredient in the
class of diseases which it cures. 1t is purely
vegetable and can not harm the youngest
child or the most feeble invalid.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Solid men admire the beautiful, and this
accounts in some measure for the thousands
upon thousands Of bottles OF Csrboline, the
deodorized petroleum hair renewer and
its invention by Messrs. Kennedy & Co., of
Pittsburg, Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Headache, constipation, liver complaint,
biliousness are cured by that mild, cleans
ing remedy which never produces pain,
EILERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS.
Only % cts. Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from err
rors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &C., will
send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send self
addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. INMAN,
Station d, New York.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Worms cause peevishness, fevers, con-
vulsions and frequently death. A pleasant,
safe and certain remedy is DR.. JAQUE'S
Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

When you visit or leave New York City,
via Central depot, save Baggage Expr essage
Union Hotel, opposite said depot. Six
hundred elegant rooms fitted up at y cost Of
one million dollars; II and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant sup
piled with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad to all depots. Families
can live better for less money at the Grand
Union Hotel than at any other first-class
hotel in the city.
cone must creep before he can walk, "
as the small boy said when he crawled UNI
Il afr ta,nt
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

One-third of all who die In active middle
life are carried off by consumption. The most
frequent cause is a neglected cold, cough,
hoarseness, bronchial trouble or asthma,
all Of which may be permanently cured by
EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD
CHERRY. Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

An economical man will keep the leather
Of his harness soft and plisble, which pre-.
serves it from cracking or ripping. BE 81.
ways uses UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL.
Sold by all Harness Makers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Coles Carboit snIv- instantly relieves the pair
Of Burns and Scads and never leaves Scar IL III,
best salye In the world for general family 25c
and tic. At druggists or by mail
j. w. COLE a. 90, Black River Falls, Wis.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

scalds, and rheumatism are relieved by
Uncle Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment.
Sold by Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

A man named Songster shot another man
in Philadelphia last week. He sings in an
other key now-turn-key.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Advocates of prohibition need have no
fears OF ''PRIcKLY ASH BITTBRS' as it is
medicine, snd by reason of its cathartic
properties cannot be used as beverage.
1t is manufactured from the purest ma
terials, and acts directly on the Liver, Kid
neys. stomach and Bowels. AS blood
purifier 1t has no equal. II is pleasant to
the taste and effective in action,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Henry Labouchere wonders which is
more deadly, the cholera or the doctors.
Much can be said on both sides of the ques-
tim
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Aliens Iron Tonic Bstters care Rheuma-
ftsm. All genuine bear The signature Of j. Z. Allen.
Druggist st. Paul, MIMI
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

''Rise with the sun! How in thunder
kin 1 rise with the sun, mother, when it
doesn't sleep with meT'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

CROUCH Dentist rc"th Powder. Fine
Smooth, Cleansing, Refreshing, Preseryatiye. l5c.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

If you live in the city, don't cry over spit
milk. Examine it closely and you may find
it is not milk, after all.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

1t is said that glue is used in the cheaper
grades of ice cream. That is ice cream
'FWith q stick in it,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

In one week Ely's Cream opened pass
age in one nostril through which l had not
breathed in three years, subdued an infli-
nation in my head and throat, the result Of
Catarrh. Colonel o. NJ. NEILLIAY, Owe
90, N. Y. [See adv.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Clarence Three Stairs is the name Of an
Indian who lives in Pniladelphis. Irrever-
ent small boys call him the "Third Flat. -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

When girl refers her lover to her pa he
feels that 1t is harder to question the pop
than it is to pop the question.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
orc
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

SITS swarm weather. remarked the
msn who was endeavoring to get away from
the bee -hive.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

The good waiter is one of the few individ-
uals who know how TO serve q man right.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Watering place boarding houses are said
to be filling up. That is more than their
hnarders will be mile to do
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
CA-nDrE HAY FEVER.

= / have been n great
I<sufieIer from Hoy Fee
yer for ID yrrrs. l read
stf the wondrous cures
by Ely's reaiu Balm,
. ana thought l would
try once more. After
one application l was
wonderfully helped
J 1.-TWO weeks ago | com
fmenced using IL and
NOW l feel entirel y
iclred. IL is the great
est discovery KIN, wn -
}DUHAMnL CLARK,
Farmer. Lee. Mass.
/ Cream Balm is a
remedy founded on a
correct diagnosis of
lthis disease and can
be depended upon. gu
cents at Druggists; ~
cents by mall. Sam
pie bottle by mail l0c.
ruRgists, Owego, N. Y.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

.sRouxn on Pain" Porous Plaster, for
Bachache Pains in the Chest, Rheumatism. &c
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

A writer whose manuscripts are covered
with blots of ink can be called fluent wri-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23
YOUNG MEN Tread THIS.

Talk about our civilization when bull
fights are allowed in Wall street, New York.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

For ten or twelve years have been
severely afflicted with Catarrh. Never be-
fore found such decided relief as from Ely's
Cream balm. | consider myself cured
j. W. BURLINGTON, Mechanicsyille, N. Y.
Pricn q cnnts /
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Skinny Men.-"wells Health Remover restores
health and vigor cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. 81,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

"Rough on Tyo1. sNca-. Ask for It. In
slant relief, quick cure. l5c Druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

Pisos Cure for Consumption is not only pleasant to
take, but It is sure to cure.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

ssThat's your lay, is it?' inquired the
rooster of the hen as she cackled over her
latest production.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

An English lord is to go on the New York
stage next winter.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

One of fame's parents is popularity. -
Whitehall Times. And the other is MAN.
mon.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

1t is not always the flower OF the family
that furnishes the bread.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

THE OMAHA WEEKLY BEE from Sept.
LIST to Nov. 18th for Is cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-08-23

a GENTS WANTED for ths best and fastost
RSseling Pictorial Books and Bibles. Prices red
IS por cent. EArIoSAt. PUB. Co. st. Lous. Mo.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-09
Lean Year Marriage.

The Beloit correspondent of the Chi
cago Inter Ocean tells the following:
Tie following story of quick leap year
courtship and marriage comes from
Milton Junction, Rock county: A
young man twenty three years old was
taking lady Of thirty-eight ont to q
party, or rather the lady was "taking"
the yong man, when in The course Of a
frivolous conversation the lady asked
her cOmraniOn why he did not get
married. He replied that he did not
know Of any one who would have him.
She remarked that she didn't know
but she might be willing to-" where
ulOn he said that he would marry her,
aud suggested that they drive directly
to minister's. The lady dared" him
to execute his plan, lie did as she
dared him and they were married. After
the party both were so frightened at
what they had done that the separated
ana did not meet for several days, when
friends prevailed upon them to take up
their habitation together.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-09
WHY the Edftor Declined.

bet man here not long ago, bar.
rel OF flour, togo to the orphan asylum
'ayS Louisville letter writer, that We
had hundred ladies IN this town hand
:Omer than Langtry. l was to write
them in a Lexington ne wspaper, and
The public was TO decide who should
pay for the barrel Of -four. 1t was a
draw bet. ] wrote out list OF an even
hundred, with some Introductory re-
marks, and banded it TO an editor here.
He looked at il and inquired ifthat was
all of my list. said yes, and to my
disgust he said he would not publish
that list for 500. | wanted to know
why he wouldn't publish 1t, and he
said because he would get killed for it;
and he amplfied to the effect that his
hide would he as full of thirty-two cali
bre holes before night as a piece OF
sheet iron at an exposition washer cut
ter. told him | could certainly see
nothing but compliment and gentle
manly gallantry In it, and was sure no.
hCdy could be offended for having 3
usme TO appear in such connection.
"Guu didn't catch on right" he said,
"they are not these that you have got
that am afraid of, but they are those
that are left out" and then / tumbled
to the racket.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-09

he utterly useless for her TO appeal for
proteetion to passer-by or q police man,
for this sort of thing would seem TO De
an accepted custom, and that the gent.
Ter sex are regarded as the fair prey OF
every street lOunger who wishes to pass
for q masher In the eyes of one or two
admiring companions. There are lot
of fellows In Paris who seem to consider
themselves as irresistible, and that they
have, like Cesar, only to show them
selves in order to be sure OF victory.
Another curious thing in this connec-
ton Ia that instead Of when q woman Is
alone being entitled to assistance and
protection, exactly the contrary Is the
cage. Ifa woman goes to q respectable
hotel unaccompanied, the chances are
that she will be refused room. can
understand that woman who is ac-
companied may have q suspicious ap-
nea,ance in the eyes of hotel keeper,
the members Of that corporation Deing,
as every one knows, models or virtue,
but how they can possibly find anything
suspicious about woman VINO ID en-
tirely alone passes my comprehension.
J am afraid that the true secret OF TINS
state Of affairs is that the level OF NOR.
atty in this country is a low one, and
that there is nowadays very little re.
spect in France for anything. l can not
understand how it is that men can for
get it is possible for their wives and
daughters to be thus insulted when
they are out alone, and the argument so
often advanced that it is nowadays diff
cult to tell good women from bad ones,
so similarly are they painted and at
tired, is not one with which | am in ac-
cord. Painted women are distress In
the sight of most men, and yet there
are good many intelligent and honest
ones who "layit on thick" before leav-
ing their boudoirs, while on the other
hand there are demi-mondes who never
paint at all.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-03-09
Scraps for The Crazy Quilt.

Annie f.. Fisher, NJ. D.. who is a
pretty brunette, under twenty-five years
of age, has been elected vice president
of the Massachusetts, Homeopathic
Medical Society.
An ex-Detroiter, living in Montreal.
undertook to pay two weeks board
bill by kissing the landlady. She was
sixty-one years old, and went to law
about it, and had him fined SD.
Mrs. Stackpole, of Dannemora, n.
Y, wrote to an old admirer that when
she became the widow StacKpole she
would like to have him call on her.
Old Stackpole got the letter and left
town for good.
Mrs. California Jack, of New York
City, had her husband arrested for
whipping her, but he proved that she
received her injuries in a fight with her
sister. He was then taken in tow on q
charge of dog fighting and convicted.
nf you would Freeze" said George
smuggling up little closer, "you would
make delicious ice cream" "If you
were to freeze" responded Amelia with
severity, alter catching a Whit of his
breath, "you would make rum
puEch."
The receptions Of Mrs. Monroe, while
she was mistress Of the White House
were most stately aud formal No one
ever cat down in her presence on such
occasions. When tired out, the guests
would retire to another room to rest,
but she kept her feet until the last guest
had departed.
Miss Isabella Clark. who conducts
business ia PRddiDgton. is the first wo
man in England qualified as apharma
ceuticsl chemist, having passed thu
major examination of the Pharmaee,i
teal Society of Great Britain.