The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-10-17
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ANHAats an 80 ar AAArA AAA
ers % zach other.
gouug senks saYs - llkss sumnsr
because be can have q ny-time Nith ne
ElFls
-Baard Nanted--as the young LADY
sad when she came d a mud puddle in
the sidewalk.
~ many wamen are nov doing work
formerly done hy men. that the male
50 j. Icing driven Into mAinmony a.
a means Of support
There are 3ls.0uo asses reported b.
NeneEueia II seelns a good place q
hire a hfass band aud get up political
torchiighi procession.
-whu owns the bOWe's of the earth
asks an eNchange. We don't know
whether Mr.. Vanderbilt owns that
deep down OF noI"-Graphie.
A correspondent asks In an exchange
II Il Is proper 10 dance with n married
lady when her husband is looking on.
Proper enough. but not much fan Ia II.
How Is this. waiterT l hnd ON my
bill. Paper ten cents ! haven't hal
any paper" 80. sir, but the ten cents
is for the paper your bill is made out
on"
There is this difference between Esau
and the president Esau sells himself
Tor a mess Of pottage aud the presi-
dent excells himself on a pot of mess
age.
An economical tailor having a large
lot Of dude trousers left oyer has made
them up into gun cases. They require
no alteration at all unless the gun bar
rels are larger than ordinary.
II has been discovered that raw on.
IONS are a sure cure for snake bites, but
II Is hardly likely that the onion viii
ever take the place OF the hottie as the
companion of the fisherman.
Mamma" SAID a little uptown boy,
as he lett his bed aud crdwled into hers
the other night, II a 90 10 sleep n
your bed. | know | can but I've SLEPT
mine all up"
"That, sir. is dessert" said the waiter
to Il hoosier. who was about to reach fol
something on the table. Il don't car'
IL it Is u Wilderness" was the answer
Il am going TO eat 1t all the same
"Do birds Think" asks Il writer h
opening an article. II they do W,
should like to know what IA canary bIrt
thinks of a woman who stands up In
chair and talks baby talk through tn,
wires OF a brass cage.
The man who regularly and habitu
ally closed the door after him, tight n
wax, all summer, is now just begin
ming To leave il wide open every tim
he goes out and comes in.
The grasshopper has, according 10 it
siz, 100 times the kicking power of th.
average man. 1t must be excitin.
times for the young g%rasshonpers whicI
go courting and find the old man n
home.
The total consumption of cigars II
the United States Is said To be sixty I
every man. woman, and child in tb
country. Wethiuk the ladies would b
ashamed of themselves.N Burlington
Free Press.
A cunning little fodder of six year
~convulsed the passengers in a thir0
avenue, New York. a by THROWN
down her doll ind declaring that sh
wanted u real "meat" doll like ne
mother had In her arms.
"Will you have your oysters scalloI
edY' asked the waiter at an Austi'
restaurant of a green customer. "Ilay
the oysters scalpedp Has everythin
in this restaurant got hair on it? WI
don't you scalp the butterY'-Ex
In Houston, Texas, says the Siftlng'
when il becomes necessary to excavat
a cellar, they chuck a dog into the nut
aid then hoist him out with "a steaI
derrick. He leaves "A hole IN the groun
big enough Tor the cellar Of Il thre
story house.
a lock on de doah of de h%en-coop XII
be justified 10y a dozen different Excuse
but de man who will sot a bar trap jus
war a pusson would naturally elm
ober de alley fence mus be frowne
down an made TO feel dat life nm bu
an empty dream.
Little frankie saw a man climbing
, telegraph pole, and called to his nurse
Katie, come here; there's "A man q
, ing to heaven. Just then the man
hat blew Off, and Frank continued
Hurry. Katiel God has Just taken hi
hat, and he will take him III Il minute.
Wife-"Here is "A newspaper state
/. ment TO the effect that in Siberia tn
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