Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1884-07-23

ar redoosed 10 the necessity NV gsttin
our likker on tick, is q violasbun NV
civil rites witch We can't to strongly
condemn.
Resolved, That these moo recrutes
may put In all the resolushens they
chose about civil service reform an pur-
ity, etc., but they must indorse such ez
we dem necessary, be 1t fat mony,
free trade or tariff, just ez the ex-
igencies Nv the situashun demand, re-
membrin that our nosbun of civil SER
vice reform is post offs and custom
hauses They may play Appollus an
plant water, but We want the increes.
Resolved, That Boss Tweed died to
soon. Had he lived till to-day an Good
hev taken Georg Wilyum Curtis and the
Boston Advertiser to his bosim, he would
then hev been willin to die. Like Moses,
he WAS near the promised land, but
WIZ not permitted to enter into 1t.
There was a an mated discussion ez
to the phrase 1.-THE Corners don Z
give dam, etc.," In the seckond reso.
lnshon. objected to 1t as ineligant
l remarkt to en-, that now that the
Corners and the elite Nv Boston wuz q
weepin oyer the oorrupshen Nv poli,ix
over each others shoulders, we must
| ooncede suthin to Bos on culture. Ell
Boston wuz willin TO hist me into the
post offs should at least be willing 10
come ez near Boston in other respecks
ez possible. The phrase Don't give
= dam don't mean nothln. 1t would
be better to bev it Don't keer a
dam"
This wood be begipning. We
shood be generus An meet EN- half way.
Ell Boston wuz willin to start down
toward the Corners the Coruers shoo,i
be willin to try to climb up to Boston.
The alterashun wuz conceded, with
the ashO0rance, however, that no more
would he made. We wuz willin to al.
ter our phrasyoligy, but we insist upon
The right to spit upon the floor and
likewise TO avoid mixed drinks. The
Corners cannot give up her indivjju-
atty. Shood I ever go 10 Boston to
confer with our new brethren / Am
willin to put ON billed shirt and a wife
collar, but will do nutlin more. That
is ez fur ez will 20 toward Republi.
kinism. draw the line onto that.
Aud by the way George Wilyum
Curtis an Henry Ward Beecher an them
nice Bostin ducks want TO git to takin
likker strate an practis chawin dog leg
tObacker. Likewise they woUu b..
more soothin to the feelins NV their moo
associates should they give over ther
absurd practis Nv putin on a clean
shirt every day. No man kin be troo
Kentucky reformer who puts on a
clean shirt evry day in the weak. He
Gums to near bein a bloated aristocrat
an pampered Con w luxury.
| The relushens wuz past in hurry,
for the meetin knowd that alluz after a
demonstration Nv this kind Bascoln
asks the entire attendance " take
suthin.
He wuz ekal to ths emergency. The
prospects nv a DEMOCRATIC success, witch
means coll-cktan NV me wot ow him
after l git back into the post eff ,opend
his hart.
Then we he'd an old fashioned Dino
cratic season. We sung the good old
songs, Way Down in Dixie, "Mary
land, my Maryland" Well Hang
Abe Lincoln on q Sour Apple Tree, .
and SIGH, and o few got so enthoosed
that they sailed out and made IL warm
for the niggers in the east end of the
village. Ibleav they shot one or two
in their exubrance. Anyhow, Pollock
and Bigler, ez soon ez they herd us in
the street, shut up their front doors and
barry kaided them and loaded Their shot
guns. They knowd what that yell
ment.
1t was a refreshin season and an aus
Ipicious beginning NV the campane
Wenev.r the Corners sallies out ant
shoots IL niger or two its u shoe
sim that the Democracy is encouraged
~ STOW our appreshiashun we mad,
M, :. club Nv one tor Harper's Week ly
"lch bev agreed to read to the peopl,
in Bascom's evry weak. All NV eli
kin understand sum of the pickters q
the titles under EN- ar read 70 em.
PETROLEUM v. Massey.
(Hopeful.