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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
EERRIs BROrhEks
LANCASTER CITY AND COUNTY DI

Ferris Brothers beg leave to announce that
the canvass tor their Lancaster County Dir ect-
ory Is finished, and that thorou ghly reliable
Work containing the names OF ALL adcits In
the county Is Huaran teed.
The directory will be ready for delivery in
a very short time. Business men and Others
who have not given their orders for copy OF
the book should ut once forward same to No
10 East Third street. wilmington, Del. Re.
.neGber, no other general directory OF this
county Will be published.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
MUThE En5.

II you are falling; broken, worn out ana
nervous, use Wells Health henewer." 81.
Druggists C)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13

LOhS POROUS PLASTER. Price, rs cent-
Sold by IL. b. Cochran, druggist, Isl and l9s
North Queen street. Lancaster. tebI4aos,
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FOREIGN FLAsHEs.

Fresh Choisra Csass Nt Various Points, A
battls Near SsusEin.
MADRID, Sept. lathe report of the
ravages of cholera in Spauieh towns for tho
mast 0i hours ia az folinws.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13

LX"UUroKs saLE pE yALUA Bts REAL
Ia ESTATE. .--Un MONDAY, SEPTEMBER
~ 1884, will be sold by the undersigned eAecu.
tors Of Ann Kaufman. deceased, at public
sale, at the Leopard Hotel, In Lancaster city,
that valuable tbreestory BRICK DIV ELLING
III USE and two-story Brick Back Bedding
and lot att1cbed, situated on the north sid of
EaSf btnR street, between Lime ana sbippen
streets No. ~. In the city OF lancaster, tront-
Ing y feet, more or less, on East King street,
and exteniing in II, ptn 2i5 ieet. more or less,
20 Grant street, with the right of II 3 feet 0
inches wiie alley, extending in depth IS feet.
from East King street on the west side OF said
property, anu the right to build IN and upon
the walls OF the property adjoining on the
west side. Tbs property is ia good repair
win gas, bathroom and portable heater there.
in. and the lot has in IL variety OF fruit trees,
ANY person wishing to view the premises
can cali thereon, or upon the undsr5is neu.
Sale u commence AT O'Clock y. IN, when
terms will be made known by
JACOB n. MILLER,
JUkIUS B.hAUFhAS. B.
Executors.
HENRY sHUBERT Auciioneer.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13

"itehirg riies."-symptsmss Afoisture.
Like perspiration, intense itching, worse by
scratching, most at night, seems IL pin-worms
were crawling. "SiooUne's Of,ltynenk . Ia m
pleasant, sure cure.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
L'On RENT.
THE
LARGE BASEMENT

eriy Lox's Coach Factory, can be rented
either with or without power, for storing or
manufacturing purposes, with use OF eleva.
tor Also one Large hoom for same purposes.
lnqufreof PAULL a HAMILTON,
az9.tid 35 Church ST., near south Duke.
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smooth, Refreshing, Harmless. Elegant.
Pressrvative ana Fragrant. loc,
DrtIugtsts. V)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13

(1UBtEC rALE VF VNIUA BILE REAL rs
Il TATb.-bn TUESDAY. SEPTEMBER 80
1891, In pursuance OF an order OF the Orphans
Cuur', viii be sold at the Leopard Hotel, tho
late residence OF Abraham Mckimm, decea sed,
30 l2l South Duke street, consisting of o
dwelling house ADD lot of grouuI, Is feet o
incnes front by ll0 feet deep. the house con-
tains rooms, with plastere attic, and cellar
under the whole ooub,e parlor, diniugroom
(two stoles), win kitchen and smoke house ;
hydrant III" Kitchen door peaches, grapes,
etc; buildings all fp sooI order
Sale at O'Clock p m. when terms will be
made known by SAMUEL MILLER
Exc nutor OF Abraham Mckium decd.
HEsEY SBuBERT. Auctioneer. IS 6tdMsw W
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
FOA SALE.

A ADMtNIsrRaTORs SALE OF VAIU-
N able city property.--The Lamb hotel
Will he solu al puoic sale ON SATURDAY
EVENING, sEPr. 13, at Z o'clock. See printed
bills, or call upon ALEX. HARRIS
aug s-e0dts Administrator.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
sEH kDVERTfsEMEsrs

StAUEiE KKAuT LUNCH THIS EVENING.
- ut the Girard House. No. SJ5 North Queen
street. CIiARIEs ZECH,
1t Proprietor.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
LANCAgTNB DAILY MTElLl0NNCNR eATURDAY BEPTi
mrs or. w.Iton /. s.er,ooscs rsa.

Mother walton has prescribed this valuable
practice. NJ has proye,i AN unfaiiing spccific o
In the treatment OF the many Disorders 70
which the female constitution IL subject u
js sure cure for tho monthly troubles that so
many wonen suffer Mailed ON receipt OF
prizes, 500 old Nv n. u. Cochran. druggist,
IN and Igg North Queen street. iBl
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13

LfOR SALE OR ktNr.--TbE vEHY DE.
J. sirable residence, No, tl6 West Chestn ut
street, nine roomed brick dwelling. modern
oonveniences Lot I3 by $50 feet tlegspt loca.
ton. JOHN III METZIER
a3-tfdS, NAV No. south Duke street,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-09-13
THIN psGPIs

Wells uealth Re1ewer" " restores health
and yigor. cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
se8nui Debility. 81. a.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
tSTARFIELD Il HALL.
W
DRU q & | s T s.

Corner Prince and FAirinx Street.
Prescriptions a speciality. English, French,
German and Domestic Toilet Soaps; Genuine
Farina Cologne; Magnolia, lIedyosmia, Geranium
and Florida Water; Genuine Lubin's Extracts;
Spongcs Hair Brushes and Combs best English
Tooth Brushes; full assortment Of Patent Medi-
cincs, Coxcs Gclatinc, Corn Starch Sea Moss Fa-
rinc Spices of all kinds, and select stock of all
articles sold by druggists ut prices rs low Ms the
same quality can be obtained elsewhere dec
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
AUCTION SALES.
By 3. T. Lucas, Auc tioneer.

Hinder AUTHORITY OF DEED OF TRUST
y from Richard n. Windsor dated June 18th,
1880 recorded in liber c. No. >, folio 6l2, of the
land records of Fairfax county, Va will sell al
public auction to the highest bidder. OH SATUR-
DAY. Both of August. 1SS4 at the front door of
the Market Building. on Royal street. Alexandria.
Va, TWO TRACTS OF LAND, situated in Fair
fax county. Va
1st-Containing 13S acres, > roods and poles.
2d-Containng 81 acres, rood and 81 poles,
being the two tracts of land conveyed by NJ. Il.
Wells, commissioner to Richard Windsor by deed
dated January 20, 1879, recorded in said land
records in lbcr l.. No. i. folios 42S, 400 l30 and
431 to which reference is made for particular
description b" mctcs and bounds. and by the eX-
ccutors Of said E!char' 10 said Richard y. Wind
sor, and known as the DOGE RUN FARM, To-
Gated about miles from Alexandria. on the Tel
egraph road. II is well wooded and watcred by
Doge run, and improved by 4 DWELLING and
utbuild;ngs, with perfect title and all back
taxes paid.
Terms of Sale Onc.fourth cash, and the residue
in one two ami three years. cash a option of
purchaser.
For particulars enquire of the Trustee.
EDMUND BURKE, Trustee.
Office Market Euildng Alexandria, Va.
n.,,,. .S.,it
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
Dress Goods Department

Every length in siori, unh, ten yards has been
placed aInci,4 ;lc Remnants, and the price has
been ''cwI i:h%ra!ly.
The same policy will hc carried out in every
Il, Iartm.c;i at our hoti.c. We shall offer induce
mrnt, it, oar "Hrnlamt pieces. which will be
mutually profitable !" Us an! our CUSTOMERS
Our business is con,iri".! on the prrc PIE that
every sale must of ,.,rcs.ity hr either mutually
advantageous io both parties hisidyauta%cous
to one PARTY {" the transactions.
In pursuance Of this policy ", have always
offered Ia exchange for other goods. even IC-
fund the price paid for any article purchased from
us. Even Remnant. il, Tor any rcaS"n. the cls.
toner cannot make he expected use Of il provid
ing always il is returned in good condition, thus
prcculin. the possibility of ANY customer being
dissatisfied with any purchase made from us.
Therefore you run no risk in giving careful cX-
animation 10 each nf "ur twenty departments
during our extraordinary remnant sale.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
DRY GOODS.
This Week VIC will Gladly Sell Anything

We have OF our shelves in amy department Of our
house. hrt we prefer 10 sell this week all our
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
I S'rABLER & CO.,

I STADLEK g CO.,
Successors to l.. II. StablerJ
DRUGGISTS AND CHEM SITS,
n W. Corner King and Washington Streets.
Dealers in Patent Medicines, Drugs, Cigars and
Cigarettes Fine Tooth Brushes, Nail Brushes,
German and Domestic Cologne, Hair Brushes,
Spongcs Flesh Straps, &c. Especial care given 10
rrrscriptions jan2S-tf
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Alry;lnllrla OazettG.
Published .fnfiY AND TEI-WEEELY BY
EDGAR SNOW EN-.
1. the Gazette Building, Eos. 10 4 72 Pri2ce 81

TERMS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
aug1itd JOHN s. CROt
EARM FOR SALE.

DARN FOR SALE.
Will he sold ut auction August 9th, 1SSl, on
the premises. the POPLAR GROVE FARM
situate in Accomac county, Eastern Shore of Nir'
ginia This farm. which is one of the best III Ac
comac county. contains 21O acres, 90 acres under
cultivation 10 acres Of fresh and salt marsh, and
the balance consists Of very fine pine land heari-
ly wooded. Tho dwelling is a large BRICK e.
BUILDING. which, with OUTBUlLDlNGS,s Ell
is in excellent repair The place is we'll stocked
with fruit trees, grapes Sc SC. For further par.
tculars apply to GEORGE COLONA. Horntown
Accomac CO., Va. or TO II. +. SUTTON, Boiling
Butler countT. Ala. jy2S-1m
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
White Goods Department

We are cutting many pieces every day. and ordi-
nariy amy length will sell at the regular price ::
but this wrr. put III every length less than
fnI price. .nh lnlkr ;..rc.!nelLun III price In our
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IOHN y. II. LUNT,

John u. II. LUNT,
Successor to Lunt s. Davidson
DEALER IN DRUGS. CHEMICALS. PA ArENT
MEDICINES AND FANCY ARTICLES,
N. F. corner King and Washington streets.
ALEXANDRIA, VA
phvsicans' Prcscl ptions spccialty. jan1O
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NOAL!

y1TALNUT FLOOR STAIN FOB sIAlnlNa n
= i desired TO remain uncarpeted during tho
su r ummer ~ season It is of rich Walnut color, can
oe applied by anyone, dries quickly, will last for
years aud needs only an occasional w!plng up
with not water and soap to keep it bright and and
glossy ookn One Ss5enSns npon s't he sS @
.;o e,,nntbness ef the flooring. Packed for ship
ment in one. two, three and five gallon patent
hn~ed cans. No charge for cans. Prepared only
~ A. A. WAKEFIELD,
Successor to Janney & Co., Druggists.)
my24 152 King ST., Alexandria, We.
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,TrI-u.pEEJy
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REMNANTS,

SHORT LENGTHS. ODD SIZES &c. &C. &C.,
And, for this reason have cleared our counters of
every piece of regular goods, and are making an
EXTRAORDINARY REMNANT SALE.
We call the sale extraordinary because we are
willing to make more than ordinary reductions
on many lines of goods in preference to carrying
them over to another season again We do not
like to take stock Of Remnants and Odd Sizes,
&c, and have, therefore, made larger reductions
than arc usual or are necessary ordinarily, with
a view of making stock taking week memoir
able to us and our customers, and naturally, prof
liable to both For instance in our
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22

DAILY TEI-wEEkLY.
oac wear j6o0 One year ..... 6: 100
Six months ..... 800 Six months 2O
One month 30 Three months 49,. ] %
All communications should he addressed TO GAZETTE
Alexandria, Va
All transient advertisements must be paid for IN nd
The Gazette Office connected with tho Telephone Ex-
change. Advertisements orders for the paper, news
phone. :,
leaving the for the summer can have the
month and the address changed as often rs desired.
Contract advertisers will not be allowed TO exceed their
space Unless the Is paid for at transient rates.
and under no circumstances will they be allowed to
advertise other than their legitimate business In the
space contracted for
Marriage and death notices must be paid for in advance
Price fifty cents, when not exceeding six lines.
Entered at the postonce Alexandria, Virginia. as
second class rnatter.l
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22

GRANTS SOUTHERN GRAIN CRADLES.
" Rhoads Celebrated Hay Rakes, English Grass
and Grain Scythes, and other goods in the same
line for sale by JAS. F. CARLIN & SONS,
ie1S Alexandria, Va.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
DRUGS. CHEMICALS. &c.

! EDw'D. {. LEADBEATER. THos. LEADBEATER.
II 5. LEADBEATER & BRO,
Nos 5 and s. Fairfax ST..
Established 1892.
DEALERS IN
PURE DRUGS and MEDICINES, CHEMICALS
PAINTS. OILS, PROPRIETARY MEDl-
CiNES. GARDEN SEEDS. SPICES,
AGRICULTURAL CHEMICALS,
FINE TOILET GOODS, &c.
rrop:ictors OF Anodyne Pcctoral, Lubricatng
Linmcut. Essence Jamaica Ginger and Cough
Syrup; and Agents for Ayers Medicines Averills
Chemical Paints. &c.
Every effort will be made 10 maintain tho high
reputation Of on: old establishment. NV ,
StUMMEPS & ALLEN,
DRUGGISTS.
y. W. corner King and Royal streets
Dealers IN DRUGS. PATENT MEDICINES,
CHEMICALS, PERFUMERY,
BRUSHES &c. sc.
BOTTI.EES or SODA WATER. .SARSAPARILLA
ANDGlNGER ALE.
Prescriptions carefully compounded. oct23
JOIN rc"LE 4 @"
Successors Of I"!ln Y. Gibson & CO..
No. 2u3 KING ST.. ALEXANDRIA. VA.
Peabody Buidng)
Dealers in
DEL",' MEDICINES CHEMICALS. TOILET
ARTICLES, rERFUMERY, &c
Prescriptions carefully compounded. ap4
SAMUEL l" huST
DRUGGIST,
CORNER KING AND FAIRFAX STREETS,
Dealer il:
DRUGS. CHEMICALS.
FANCY and TOILET ARTICLES.
PERFUMERY. BRUSHES, &C., &c.
Physicians prescriptions carefully prepared at
all hours day and night. ap4
w +. CREIGHTON,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
DRUGS CHEMICALS. PAINTS, PATENT
MEDICINES OILS DYE STUFFS
GARDEN SEEDS. &C. Sc.
No. ~ King street, under Sarepta H=ll,)
ALEXANDRIA. VIRGINIA.
Physicians Prescriptions carefully compounded.
Orders will receive prompt attention.
mh2i.tf
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1884-08-22
Office Market Building. Alexandria. Va
iN3G-cO3W&dts.
DUBLIC SALE OF MILL PROPERTY.
LITTLE RIVER MILLS.

The undersigned will offer in Lscshurs, i'll front
of the Court House on MONDAY. Aug. %, lSSt,
this valuable property, comprising n first rate
FIGURING, GklSr and SAW MILL situated on
Little river, 2ll, miles east oG Middlchnrg. in
Loudoun county, and with it an excellent Dwell
LING. with all the necessary eutbuildinSs es=:
and THREE ACRES OF LAND, including sa::I
good garden and orchard
Terms One fourth cash, and the residue III six,
twelve aud eighteen months, with interest from
day of sale. Title retained until last payment is
made. j. =. MASoN,
jy1Sts Att'y. for heirs Of l.. C. Sicott
HlRUSTEES' SALE OF a DESIRABLE SMALL
l. FARM, SITUATED ON TIE NEW FALLS
CHURCH TURNPIKE, ABOUT TWO AND A
HALF MILES WEST OF WASHINGTON, ID. c.
BY virtue OF Il deed OF trust. dated September
21st. $50 and recorded in libor +, No. |, folio
'iI Of the land records of Alexandria county,
Va, aud at the written request Of the holder of
same. dcfault having been made IN the payment
Of one of the notes given by John ] Van Horn
for same the undcrsgcd, trustees, will olcr for
sale at public auction in front of the prem.
iscs. on THURSDAY, the TWENTf-ElGHTlI
DAY OF AUGUST, 1881, ut 1ls o'clock =. m,
EIGHT ACRES / rood and Il poles of land, i'm
proved by a TWO-STORY DWELLING, &c.
Terms OF sale: Ouc-half cash, balance III SIX
aud twelve months, secured By deed of trust on
said premises, or all cash: 500 down soon
sold and if terms of sale are not complied with,
within five days after sale, property to be rcsold
at the cost and risk of the defaulting purchaser.
w, WILLOTGHBY, ru,...oos
aug14td JOHN s. CROCKER. '"'''''
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oo THE SEASONS DAINTIEs. 100

l29 THE SAAS'- > D''S .',S. l2y
pISOIrE CREAM RASPBERRY CREAM,
yrPtWpERRY CREAM, ORANGE CREAM,
VANILLA CREAM LEMON CREAM
All tlavors Of Creams and Water Ices.
HENRY RRENGLE, 129 KING STREET,
Has again introduced. his summer delicacies.
he prefers to sell them pure and wholesome at
fair price. rather than dcprcciate the quality of
his goods and offer them ut a lower rate. He has
maintained his good name for pure goods for
thirty years and still supplies the best and cheap
est goods in his line. Heinvites special attention
to his unique
CECREAMSODAWATER
the most refreshing of Summer drinks. Black,
Fruit, Pound, Jelly and Fancy, Ornamental and
Plain Cakes, are sold cheaper than they can be
manufactured at home. Also Cream Putis, Tarts
and Pastry, Candies and Tafy of all kinds. PIES
A SPECIALITY. Fruits, Nuts Confectioncres
Caromels and Sugared Fruits. He caters for fam
lilies. fairs, balls, and entertainments. my13
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-07-18
An Editorial Fare we'll.

Several weeks ago al Arkansas gen.
tleman started newspaper. The Sec
ond issue contained the following
"0wing to Il press of other matter our
valedictory was crowded out of the
issue which contained our salutatory
Those who do not receive this paper
regularly from this time forward may
wisely conclude that II is not their
fault. The man who hasn't any more
sense than to start newspaper with
seventy-fye cents of borrowed capital
and n bandana handkerchief full of type
ought to be run over by a sprink-cart
cart and bitten by loggerhead turtle
but unfortunately such Is not the case
| leave this town with regret. ! have
to walk. How far | will be when over.
taken the future will disclose. The
shirt l borrowed from the mayor shall
be returned. l have turned it once and
when the present outside becomes pre-
sumably dirtier than the present inside
| shall turn IL again. Think that shirt
must have been washed on a returning
board. The people of this community
are welcome TO any profit or instruction
they may have received from me. Con-
cerning the profit and instruction, how
ever, there exists grave doubts, in my
mind. have made several mild efforts
to be honest, and if.I have failed
which supposition l fear can be sus-
tanned by proof-l am sorry. Every
honest man deplores failure.
kansaw Traveller.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-07-18

Bill Thompson says that's the law and
YOU can't get over IL and he saws the
Dog days was made 10 every dor could
have their days all at once. our Teach
er she saws the dog belongs 10 the
Wolf Family hut Uncle Ben he
laughed. he said he knowed better
than that with his one eve shut. for he
said We bets a wolf would be dog
goned nice Family Man. This Faith.
ful Animal Guards the house at night
while all the house is Raped In Peace
fnl Slumber and Bin Thompson he says
IL dog has wool In his teeth the next
morning IL is sign that he has feared
sheep that night. And a dog Amt ino
Beast of Pray, but our teacher she says
that don't mean that he's worse than
other people, for she says il don't mean
that kind OF pray-but the New Found
Land dog Is the hayriest Of the whole
Lot who can swim more than a week
before he Ascends IN the surface TO
Breathe. he Is therefore called the Ship
of the Desert. An InglIsh bulldog Is
awful Onery TO look at-Uncle Ben he
says II lnglish bulldog looks like that
he would like TO see Dutch one Bill
Thompson he says they are called Ing
lish bulldogs because he SAYS in Ing
land the people use them for bait when
they want 10 ketch bulls and that kind
of ketchng fish is called Bull batting,
and Bill Thompson he says If full
bloody lnglish Bulldog ketches q Holt
of Steers nose he is so sagaclous that
he won't let go even If you cut of one
Of your Hine legs. Dogs is like other
Creatures and can't talk: but Bill
Thompson he says in Old Times before
the war dogs could talk Latin but no.
body can talk any more Dog Latin ex-
cept the Professors In the Colleges. The
Dogs is Up on the hole the Canainest
animals that ever WAS and when Prof.
Daisyhand made n address in our school
he said il he had knOwed as much
about Scientiff Animal as us boys he
would had show to be President but
10 Simmons said he would sooner run
Engine than be President because
Garfield killed him, but Bill Thompson
says Joe hasn't got back bones enough.
Our teacher she learned TO talk French
at Miss Krautschwangers Boarded
School and she says ii you want to
make dog stand on his Hine legs
IN French and Make Bough. you just
say o Reservoir Mon Chair.-The
Judge.
The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-07-18
Some Valuable Information
About Dogs.

The dog is great sourse of national
wealth but the buffalows is nearly ex-
tincted. The Dog is domestic ami
NAL like the Wolf and Fox, but most
dogs won't stand If you tramp on their
tale-be is knockternal in his habits
but he don't squeel like the Mule &
pig. We have three dogs and Uncle
Ben says all amt worth plug of
tobacco to hiss. If you don't give dogs
enough TO eat he becomes so avaricious
that he will attack Human people and
on account of his great Fidelity to Man
he is called the King of Beasts. The
dogs are a Illuminating animal and If he
had horns he would chaw his quid.
You can know he is dreaming when he
wants To bark and can't get his mouth
open. but If something makes our dogs
awake at night Uncle Ben says they
make sich racket like If all the hall
was broke loose. Dogs is source Of
great pleasure as the Faithful Com
panion of the lonely traveller and when
our Watch sees pedler or somebody go
ing apast our house he Lays Low till he
gets past then he sneeks behind and
bites his legs-Every dog has his day
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resumed the clergyman after swallow-
ING a lump in his throat. -he will be
greatly missed by he large circle OF
friends and relations. Death
Didn't have friend or relation ex-
cel't the old woman" whispered the
friend.
Although. as said. he may not he
missed In his home.- said the now
thoroughly embarrassed minister. "his
church will sadly realize the vacancy.
lie joined the Baptist church at an
early -"
always trained with the Metho.
dist" whispered the friend.
"lle joined the Methodist church
years ago. and has ever been an ex--"
only jined last winter
"He was a good man observed the
clergyman with a great effort. -IIe
died full Of faith that be -"
"He isn't dead at aIl-he's only in
trancel" yelled one Of the crowd near.
est the coffin. and the next moment the
old man set up on end. looked around
for a minute, and then called out.
Must be mighty near time 10 feed
them hogs; someb ody bring by boots
and breechesl'