The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-27

other dis6gurings to one party, snd
this in my opinion the undeserving
Listen to the cause of the t ouble:
Two souls with but a single thought,
Ewo hearts that beats as one."
Very poet'cal, but here lay the
trouble. "The one thought" OF the
two souls was one OF Bear Lakes
faireet maideua. and the Stone beat"
for the came object. l would cou'd
get out OF handling this subjsct' bat
news men must handle all matters
in soma shape, or stagve; mind,
l do not sey it is true,
hat Is, Perfectly true,
have asked sversl young ladies' IL
they think it true ana they ssy with
o most assuring air, "NO," They
say they know nothing about Il, but
feel this is not, can not be true. Mo-
daring TO rely on Mormons' feelings
aIteget er, l tell it as l heard it.
Romeo No. l as on ore side Of
u cket fence, Juliet on the Other.
r meo No. 2 cana along, and az he
asserts, saw so rethiDg that filed
b N it'll Gg)"noble rage end frcza
the genial current of his soui"
Gh Ough the picket fence, and the
same hero, declared that he W his
hated rival kiss his beloved, and 1t
filed him so full of something that
he had to tell it in a crowd, viii n
'esulGed in an invitation to step be
hind the store With the result aOove
mentioned. Now, the injus ice is
that the fellow who had TO io0k On
also got the blue eyes, which il de-
served by any b ICY was deserved 10y
the chap - ho Won d kiss a girl with
picket fence between them, in
place Of leaping 1t at the risk Of
tight and tender pantalooDs. The
girl says that man might be guilty
of kissing through or over fence,
but girl, never, never, never.
Ed. Pugmire, Que of ST. Charlas'
most promising young men, was
called q short time ago to labor in
the Logan Temple. and his friends
conclur ed to give him a surprise
party the night before he was to
start, which went eff SO funny that
it reminded ma strongly of the gun
that went off the wrOpg way, and
killed the fellow behind 1t. The
party was to be held in the schools
house. end in due course of time
the bell rang and psople could be
seen By airs and lunches
with buckels, baskets and
packages vending their way in
silence towards the school house,
which was soon full of happy and
expectant faces. A programme
hat bsen gotten up of many ,solcs,
speeches, IeeitatiGns, ETC., etc.
Every body is there except Ed. 2.
A heavy S lenee hangs over the as
sembi3ge; some are seht Tor said to
be sen) to find him; Wcrd comes
that they cannot; The meeting or
party is opened. and enc dance is
had, when one Of the musicians lef
and The other declared he could not
play. Miss II. and Mr.. "A
young and tender coupls-sISTted
off with a carriage to find Mr.. Pug
mire; he is very timit and some
think he will hide sooner than go
up, but the young couple assure all
that they will bring him. The
houEe-as the fddlers have quit
goes to work on "blind-man's buff"
THAT Is, the people in the house do;)
this is still being played when the
couple return without Ed, saying,
che cannot be found" The writer
of this had just been caught and
after q thorough examination had
been pronounced genuine" and
| had Just been blindfolded and got
his girl under his arm for walk in
the ring, when "come to order: let
US be dismissed" fell upon the ear.
The blinds are removed, prayers are
said, the lights are blown out and
the baskets are lugged back by their
respective owners and comments on
I the "surprise" and Eds conduct are
numerous as we'll as severe. How
or why he did not come, is not ex-
aetiy known. The next day he is
interviewed, and some strange facts
are elected, the most important of
which is that the object OF the
surprise did not even get an invita-.
ton, and they had been looking
everywhere excspt at his own home
Thus endeth the last of Bear Lake
surprises. FL.
Sc. Charles,