, 1884-03-27
The Democratic Leader.
THURSDAY, MARCH 81, 1884.
N MENTION.

Our milliners are all trim" creatures.
Soon our mud will be dust.
Our dentists are doing a drawing bust
ness.
The weather yesterday WA spring-like
and bland.
If you feel bad exert yourself to do
some good.
The court list on the criminal side is
swelling largely.
Hereafter the postal notes will be
printed on blue paper.
Fire was still smouldering in the War
rem building last evening,
Some of our citizens are weather wise,
and Others are otherwise.
Lawyer Carol is preparing a volume of
carols from his facile pen.
The infant child of T. w. Rutledge is
seriously i'll with pneumonia.
Our undertakes are the only showmen
who make dead. heads pay. .
A scheme has been started in Laramie
to build a neat and large hotel.
The passage of the pay car across the
rails is a pleasant sight to the boys.
Were a pugilistic exhibition to be given
here, some fine hits might be made.
The LEADER is a leader in politics, po-
likeness and everything else progressing,
The bunko men prey upon the commu-
nifty whilst the preachers pray for the
people.
The LEADER is what its name implies,
a leader in all that is good, noble and
pleasing.
The worst joke of the season is a cleri-
cal joke, and this because it is a ministerial
reflection.
The largest shoe in the city adorns the
foot of a colored lady. 1t is a four
teen inches.
The tin-horn gamblers around here
never refuse to take in a hor-that is a
green-horn.
Vha moaa tamnaranoa ,,an.;au ,,L;oI,
was to be held this evening is ]nostnoned
for one week.
In the start, every printer has been a
devil. What he'll be in the end. no man
dares to predict.
When our good wives give their bad
husbands curtain lectures they should null
down the blinds.
"One good turn deserves another" and
this causes many a man to place his bet
on the wrong card.
In about u month Coles circus will be
here. Some married people have a circus
at home every day.
This is leap year and we suppose it en-
titles young ladies to play leap frog and
other masculine sports.
The bunion doctor who recently visited
this city left in disgust as onr tenderfaet
did his business no good.
Lots of people are now going around
with colds contracted during the preva-
lence of the c~onfagration.
1t is rumored that a possum eating
match will take place next Sunday between
two of our colored citizens.
He who has lost b;o honor oo, loso
nothing more, unless it be his last nickle
upon the wrong turn of the card.
The rascal who purlo;ns = rewsrorer
has theft in his beort ond ba,u .to.l son,o-
thing larger when opportunity offers.
Hon Il 8 N Norgan uos yosterdov
confirmed secretary of the torr;tory nf
Wvom;no by tho Ii,;tod S,o.os 800.
Among the descendants Of Ham . ,ivo
" discussion is going ON as IN which of
their number has the LARGEST month
~slinnerv fellow Who WAS n;nod h, tbo non
YER detective-but II was mostIy all sb.dl
ow.
g.,
haven't been recently eYerc;sed onabt r.
get them in good shane for tho snrinr
balls.
Easter eggs and caster card. have Il
ready made their apnearance Faster It.
self will be here n Fortnight from neyt
Sunday.
Kentuckv dist;llerv se;1ed bv tho revenue
officials. and n,lms II off M ITO now
court house.
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