The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-09-13
BAFFLED!
One of the Most Unaccountable and Dan
gerous of Recent Deceits Discov-
cred and Exposed.

There is some mysterious trouble
that is attacking nearly every one in
the land with more or less violence. L.
seems to steal into the body like thief
in the night. Doctors cannot diagnose
it. Scientists are puzzled by its symp-
toms. 1t is, indeed, a modern mystery.
Like those severe and vague maladies
that attack horses and PROSTATE nearly
all the animals in the land, this subtle
trouble seems to menace mankind.
Many of its victims have pains about
the chest and sides, and sometimes III
the back. They feel dull and sleepy !;
the mouth has a bad taste, especi lily in
the morning. A strange sticky slime
collects about the teeth. The appetit,
is poor. There is a feeling like heavy
load upon the stomach; sometimes h
ia MT all gone sensation is felt at the pit
Of the s'onach, which food does not
satisfy. The ,yes grow srnkFn, the
ha' d. ard feet feel clainmy as ons time
and bu,n Intensely ut others. A ter .
While l c.ugh se.s in, at frst dry, bui
..ii-r - -n1uths it is attended with 4
grey ;aA c. re. exp ,c.ora'ion. The al
a;pied @;,;a ies.ll ii'cl all the while, ana
sleep does not seem To If -
any rest. He be- ONES nervous, irrita-
bic, and gloomy, and has evil forebod-
ings. There is a giddine's, peculiar
wbirling sensation in the head when
rising up suddenly. The bowels be-
come costive, and then, again, ouflux
intensely; the skin is dry and hot at
times; the blood grows lhlck and stag
nant; the whites of the eyes become
tinged with yellow; the urine Is 'canty
and his h-colored, depositiDg sedimen.
after standing. There is frequently Il
splitting up OF the food, sometimes with
a sour taste, and sometimes with a
sweetish taste; this is often attended
with palpitatiou of the heart. The Wis
ion becomes impaired, with spoJs be-
fore the eyes; there is feeling OF
prostration and great weakness. Most
OF these symptoms are in turn present.
1t is thought that nearly one-third OF
our population have this disorder in
some OF its varied forms, while medical
men have almost wholly M staken IT.
nature. Some have treated 1t for one
complaint; some for another, but near
ly all have failed to reach The seat Of
the disorder. Indeed, many Physicians
are fl cted with 1T themselves. Tac
experience of DR.. A. G. Il chards, re
siding at 46S fremont street, Boston, is
thus described by himself:
81 had all these peculiar and painful
symptoms which nave found rth cting
SO many of my patients, and watch had
so often baffl I'd me. l knew all the
commonly established remedies would
be unavail,ng for had tried them often
in the past. l therefore determined to
strike out in new path. t. my in
tense satisfaction l found that l was
improving. The dull, stupid feeling
departed and began to enjoy life once
more. My appetite returned. Ny
sleep was refreshing. The color OF my
face which had been sickly yellow
gradually assumed the pink tinge of
health. In the course of three weeks
felt like new man and know that it
was wholly owing to the wonderful
efficiency Of Warmers Tippecanoe The
Best, which was all the medicine
took"
Doctors and scientists often exhaust
their skill and the patient dies: They
try everything that has been used by,
or is known to the profession, and then
fail. Even if they save the life it is Of
ten after prolonged agony. Where all
this can be avoided by precaution and
care, how insane thing it is to endure
such suffering! With a pure and pal
atable preparation within reach, to
neglect its use is simply inexcusable.