The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-06-07

register as practicing physician, though
he exhibited a diploma given him by an
oriental medical college that had been in
good standing some thousands OF years. II
turned out that one Of his rules of practice
was to take no pay unless he cured his
patient. Such an innovation was looked
on rs irregular.
No LONGER A QUESTION of opinions
we guarantee every box of Acker's Dyspcp.
sia Tablets. Price 25c. and SOC. Sold 10y
DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and L. A. Horn
Wessport.
What the country wants is the dscov-
cry oi II secret which wiz .nable man to
lift the mortgage on a church or his farm by
SIMPLY placing his bands on the building.
-Ex. We know Of man who lifted a
mortgage of his farm by simply laying his
hands on the plow.
81 have taken one bottle Of DR.. Graves
Heart Regulator for heart disease and f ID
II all cpud desire.-A. HolGrook, WoI-
cestrr, Mass"
Two young women in New Orlea
earn forty eight dollars month by kc,p-
Ing books, and on this have bought and are
I Day ing for II coy little home for themselves
aud their mother
clad asthma for 40 years Was entire v
cured by KuRARuFF j. N. CunRlin,
Englewood n j. Reference II. X. 4 =.
b. Thurber lS Co, n. Y.
Every farmer should at least have one
co-nty paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, wh.ah contains all the latest 10
cal news. Only $l.OO a year.
"A minister suddenly stopped in hi.
sermon and sang hymn. cit the mem
bers of the choir are to do the taking" Le
explained, "they certainly will permit II
t. do the singing" Aud then things in the
neghborhood organ became decidedly mo. |
quiet.
AN OLD NURSE SAYS: Aclser's Eng
lish Remedy is RE.T for coughs, Group p.
diphtEeris or bronchitis. Sold by DR.. C. r.
Horn, Lehghton, Z A.H,rn. Welsspprt.
-"Liberty raises her hand against :, Il
platform. "And she has to use her patienco
to keep from striking" sung out a voice in
the crowd
-ELECTRICITY.-O OF ali the known
Electro Galvanic Appliances AT the present
LAY it is now conceded bv the Medical Fra.
tcrnity and Electricians generally, that the
American Gdlvanic Co.'S Howard SHIELDS
are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrical
merits, as one shield or appliance can b,
httei to any part Of the body, which is not
true of any other. See advertisement in
another column oI this paper. = Electro Ga.
,etie.
Even hog wouldnt touch tobacco"
exclaimed Jones whodidn't chew, to Smith.
Well" returned his friend, as he took ort
his plug, "who resembles the hog most, you
or II"
WHAT WILL Srop My CouaHIxa Ar
NtGHT? Guarantee Arker's English Remedy
wll. Prize" Toe, SOC. & s Sold by DR.. G
I. Horu, Lehlghton, X L. a, Horn, Weiss
port.
A neighboring paper, reporting re,
'"nt social says: THE opening piece was
rendered by mule quartet" The reporhr
wrote it "male quartet" but the composition
new better.
"Snlld comfort" can be realized hv those
suffering from all forms of scrnlua, if they
will tax" llnnd's Sarsaptrila and be culcd
A druggist who has opened new stone
in the West End adyrrtisrs: Arnica. stick
ing plaster, spints, bandages and other
base ball goois.
S9- All Ladies should know that hoods,
srHrts, ribbons and all fancy articles can hr
made any cil1r wanted with Ditnord d
DYES. All the popular colors Toe 1t drug.
g'sis None equal them Wells, Richard
son Il Co., Burlington, VI.
"A number ol dogs were shot in the
East End last night" says au Ohio paper.
Served them riga let them keep their ea
end out of danger.
~ DON'T FEEL WE'LL" The siom-
ach is out OF order; neglected, that means
chronic dyspepsia. You should take Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets and avoid this terrible
disease. Sold by c T, Horn, Lehighton-
and +. A Horn. Weissport.
"A Zulu belle is like the proverb
prophet She has not much on'er in her
own country.
A tree near Charloue, n. c., over ICO
yeure old, died in blonm the other day. II
never drank or smoRed.
Hop RasteyS are clean, sweet and pleas
ant To use. Fresh Hops combined with |
nalsams and Gums, More pnwerful than |
any other porous rlasiers. 25 cts.
The successful physician Is one who is /
able tn hit an all on the head every time.
Why isa cautious, prudent man like a
pin? Because his head prevents him from
going too far.
A lad who started for Texas to become /
a cowboy returned in three weeks perfect
ly cnwed hoy,
The irst things the Pnritans did here
was 20 fall upon their knees; the next was
fall uDOn the ebarigiues