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Notice of Forfeiture.
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10 Ut > DUIAKL:
You are h. reby notified thst Ihave exnended one
hupdr d 5000 doll RS in lahor xdd impr veneufs
uuon Go','en Eu g lode sud mining claim.
situated in Mineral hin Mining District. NJ
turas county. Idaho Territory, n "ruer to holh
said premises nn'er the provisions Of section
324, Revised St ,tuts of tn" tni'Cd Stat b.ln,
the rmoun required t, h. Id the same + r the ye
ending December 81. 1883; IT. the prop, rion If
said expe"d t1re due by von Gus 30 Ike. IL tn rty
thr ts33 33l,) dol RS. tn rty Il an1 urc-fh. ri
ce Is. being ne.h'ri 'sw'ui M MY of thu nited
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tri but your pr poiti'n of such "Xt-n ture Ms q
tu-Own.r, YOUR interest IN said 81 I'M Wit become
the property of the subs, ribe- under mi set On
1924. A DREW NELSON.
HALEY. IlaAo. April l, 1874. apid'o5
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Application tor fatant.
NOTICE NO. ~.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,
HALEY IDAHO,
March 2S. 1894.
Notice Is hereby given that Daniel Harrington
and Robert c. Chambers. by W Il. Watt. The ir at
torney in fact, whose postoihce address is
HALEY, Alturas county, Idaho Territory, have
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YOUNG, MIDDLE AGED and OLD me ana All. VINO
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LII BIG UISa. gC'JE,SRY,
Notice for Publication.
LAND OFFICE AT HALEY. ID.Ho,(
April %, 1854.

l. John L. G. Smith. OF Haley, Ilaho who made
Homestead pl Ct on No. -. trr Inc W y n.
f. Il AMI n. W. !. =. L. 4 enl $. t.. Il y. ". |,
aud y. l.. i s. W. 4. Sc. Is, n. IS EFT
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B. Milsr-all of HALEY, Idaho
JOHN L. G.. SMITH.
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YOUNGME

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SUMMONS.
In tho District c. rrt o. tle Second Judicial Dis
trict Of the TER r o. .dsho. in and for
the Cuun y of AltIras.

George Reed E. q. Joaa =, j. p. KirFendall an,
Chss. Coz. cop rners under tn. i.rn
n4ne of Feed jon, 4 o. plain
tifs Aim kc,es and VIII
lara Reyes, G,iendahts.
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The Daily Times

Is published Every Evening (Sundy exeee and contains
all local happenings of genera" interest," as well as the most
liable reports obtanable Of the
Yield Of Cur Mines, Shelters and mills.
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Notice Of the above Application will be published
in The TINES. iritt hi Haley. ID no. whc l
her by designate tie newspFper pub ished he NJ.
est the land uSsVrib.C in sud sppiict ton.
a9Jtd HOMER l.. POUND Register.
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THE EXPERT SPECIALIST,

nR ALLEN, AS Is WELL KNOWN, Is REGU
u LAR graduated Physician, educated 1T Bow
dom College and University of Michigan He La
devoted a if"tinie TO. rnd is know lodged to We
the most expert Surgeon in is specially ON tn
pncihc Coast.
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Gp3sicas;on Ter Fatcnt.
NOTICE NJ ~.

UNITED STATES LAND OFFICER,
n ,ItgrE J.un
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HALEY Idaho. April %. 1894. a2'
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-05-13

The reonle If the United States in the TER tory
Of Id,ho SCI d greetin to Alma Reyes and
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25

at distance took so much interest in him.
People at distance have ever been his
best friends. The following letter from
Msssrs. Cragle d Roam, of New York,
breathes an air of solicitude:
Dear Sir We have heard of your
accident and let us assure you that you
have our sympathy. We hope that
amputation will not be necessary, but
should it become so, please bear in mind
that We are selling the best cork leg in
market. Our white pine, extra knee cap
and self-acting spring leg is a model of
convenience, and warranted to fit, and
we are sure you will be pleased with it.
we are also manufacturing a sweet gum
leg which has proven 10 be very desira-
bic: Let us advise you not to buy a
white oak leg. Oak legs a-e too heavy,
and though they are bsrder than a gum
leg, yet they do not enter into foot
race with half the spirit. Please call on
us before purchasing elsewhere No
trouble to show goods"
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
A BRILLIANT BOW OF FOG.
something Remarkable In Meteorciei-
cal Phenomena.


Mount Desert Cor. Boston Transcript.
Beech mountain, or, as it was more CON-
monty called, Beech hill, which is about
three miles from this village, has on its
eastern side precipice some 900 feet in
height, nearly vertical. Eastward from
this cliff, known as Echo cliff, lie Mount
Robinson and Dog mountain, of about
equal height with the cliff, and distant
perhaps an eighth of a mile by an air
line. Echo lake lies at the bottom of
the valley thus formed, which opens
southerly towards the ocean and north
erly in the direction of Somesville.
At about 5 o'clock in The afternoon of
Aug. 20, 1884, the sun was shining clear.
ly and very brightly on the summit of
Beach mountain, with clear, deep-blue
skv (ultramarnc) overhead. The south
erly breeze drove before IT at that hour
great white cloud, which entered and
completely filed the valley, its top or
upper edge being nearly On level with
the top of Echo cliff aud completely hid
ing the opposite mountains. The cloud
was in constant motion in its various
parts, kept so by the wind, which blew
at the rate of about ten miles an hour
and it was more or less illuminated and
colored by the light Of the sun. The
shadow of the cliff was proje ted upon
the lower third of the white cloud in
light blue, the outline of the top, with
its lrees and its Characteristic rocky
ledges, being distinctly discernible.
All at once fog bow, as distinct as an
ordinary rainbow, and making a perfect
circle about as large as the apparent size
of the sun, made its appearance, its low
er arc resting upon the upper edge Of the
blue lower third of the cloud, the bow
itself being pictured upon the upper part,
which remained white. The disc inside
of the bow was of a brilliant yellowish
white color, corresponding 10 the char
acter of t.. e suns light at the time. In
side the bow and on the disc described
the writer, who was alone at the mo-
ment, suddenly say his own shadow In
blue and about the size of life, He call.
ed to his companions, who were on au-
other part of the mountain, and they
came running to see the wonder. Their
figures also Immediately appeared on the
disc in blue. The phenomenon was but
momentary, for the driving and whirl
ing Of the parts of the cloud caused the
spectacle TO fade in three or four seconds
In nrcment it appeared again, as vivid
and distinct as ever, only to fade and re-
appear again and again, at least fifty
times in half an hour.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
ODD BITS NOW CURRENT.

In Cincinnati crowd of piclpockets
became much .incensed at the umpire of
base ball game and crowded about him
as if they meant TO do personal violence
When the police rescued him his watch
and money we've gone.
Have you the melon-seed bag of your
grandmother? This is not question
from Ollendorff, but a Luine, honest
inquiry If you have the melon seed bag
of your grandm ther bring it out prompt
ly, polish up its gold beads and walk out
with it. the very lateat, newest thing.
A French newspaper has discovered
that it is the custom at marriages at Lith-
uania for the brides mother 20 publicly
box her ears. The object OF this proceed
ing is that SHOULD the daughter subse-
quently desire TO get rid of her husband
she can plead that she was forced TO mar
ry him by violence.
A mammoth beehive has been dis.
covered near the summit of the noted
peak commonly called "Old Badly" situ-
ated in San Bernardiho county, California
The bees at work In this wild mountain
hive are almost innumcrible and they
have in store gigantic mountain of pure
honey, which is estimated to he $50 fee d;
deep and 200 feet wide and contains
more than 500 barrels of the genuine
article.
A gallant old gentleman from the
South found pinned to his door at Sar-
atoga hotel pretty perfumed note in
French in feminine hand. Overcome
with pride as he thought of the conquest
of some fair unknown, he showed the
note to party of friends after breakfast
and one of them translated it to him. 1t
said: "Dear sir: Do not snore so loud,
as we poor creatures across the hall are
unable to sleep with the noise"
A very extraordinary diamond of no
less than 457 karats has been shipped
from South Africa and sold by London
firm to a syndicate Of diamond mer-
chants. The color equals, if not excels,
that of the finest India diamonds, and
in the opinion of competent Judges il
will cut TO a perfect and lustrous bril-
liant. In drop shape it will weigh, as
nearly as can be estimated, about 22O
karats, or in lozenge shape, briolette
about 800 karats. The brilliant will
therefore, exceed in weight all the his
torical diamonds, The Koh-i-nooi
weighs l06 karats, the Regent Of France
1856 karats and the Orlof, which was cut
for weight 1876 karats.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
The Jumping Beap.

Mr.. Fred Frelinghuysen, SOD of Secre-
tary Frelinghuysen, returned to bis home
in Newark, New Jersey, few days ago,
says tn, New York Herald, bringing
with him number Of Mexican jumping
beans, which he procured from The
United States Agricultural Department
According to Mr.. Frelinghuysen, these
acrobatic beans are very rare. They are
certainly considered great curiosity by
all those who have seen them, and nc
one as yet has explained what they are
Each pod contains three kernels. Each
segment is rounded on one side and
A-shaped on the other, greenish yellow
in color, and in circumference the size
OF a silver three cent piece. When plac.
ed on a table they roll over and skip
about, sometimes jumping a couple OF
inches. When held between the thumb
and fore finger they are felt to beat as
strongly as the throbbing of strong
mans pulse.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
Gardens ON the Water.
Golden Days.

During the fourteenth century; the
Aztecs, a tribe of native Mexicans, fol
the want of sufficient land, invented
floating gardens, or chinampas, upon
which were cultivated nearly all the
flowers and vegetables that supplied the
ancient city of Mexico, formerly called
Tenochtitlan.
The original idea of this invention is
supposed to have been suggested to the
Aztecs by observing the floating islands
of Lake Chal,o Certain it is, their own
artificial islands were constructed as
nearly after the same manner as art can
initiate nature. Large pieces of turf
were joined by reeds, rushes, knotty
and int rtwining roots, and then cover
ed with a sediment taken from the bot.
tom of the lake.
These raft-like islands, often firm
enough to hold a hut. were soon conver-
ted into rich gardens, several of which
were generally under charge and culti-
vation of one Indian, who towed or pro.
PEELED them about at pleasure by means
of q long pole.
These gardens were often two or three
hundred feet in length, about twenty in
breadth, and had depth Of soil suflici.
ent TO nouiish trees. They were separat-
ed from each other by narrow dikes, and
usually ornamented with a beautiful
border of flowers or hedge of rosetrees
ave can imagine that, says one writ.
er, "as they lay on the cleaning bosom
of the lake, the effect was not unlike that
of emeralds set about with jewels OF
pearl, ruby, sapphire and topaz"
Few traces, fany, now remain of these
once remarkable chinampas of Mexico
Floating islands, however, are found
III every zone, formed by turf masses
which. being detached from the land, art
held together by grasses, weeds and tan
gled roots, and drift hither and ;hither
the sport of every passing breeze, con
tinually adding TO their accumdlations
These islands form into groups, and arr
in time covered with plants, shrubs
trees, and not unfrequently even ANNA
life.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
THE WOMAN FARMER.
How AN Old Lady In Maine Manages
sixty Acres OF Land.

How AN Old Lady In Maine Manage
sixty Acres OF Land.
"Yes, my husband has been dead fiji
teen years" said an old lady to Bostor
Globe correspondent, "and have rur
the fsrm ever since myself, and, in fact
] have had the whole care of it for q
years, for within year of our marriage
my husband had stroke of paralysi,
that left one side entirely useless, and il
is over a score of years since we moved
here"
1t was an old lady of Kennebec county
Maine, who made the above statement
and she seemed to see nothing remarka.
BILE about the fact that she, entirely un.
aided, should be running farm of sixty
acres, in spite of her three score years
and ten.
"Do you do the whole work yourself'
"Yes, almost all" she replied. IL nev.
er hire by the month, but in the busiest
season ! hire man to help by the day
in haying and such work."
"Do you take care of your stock YOUR
self"
"Oh, yes; but ! have not SO much stock
as had formerly, having sold many, in
Guiding as fine stock of bull as they
had in the county"
ado Won take the daily naners2',
"No, can find all the lies | want to
in the ordinary story and religious pap
ers without Fostering my head with fresh
ones made up every day"
"Are you not lonely in the winter"
asked the reporter 81 notice your house
is of the main road, and YOU must find
II hard getting down to the village"
"Yes you are right there" responded
the old but energetic lady. Sometimes
! can't get out for four or five weeks un-
less my neighbors take the trouble TO
come and shovel me out, but | don't
mind much, and manage to get through
all right Howsomever, don't see any
thing much about this; but there is
funny iGea about you newspaper fellows
and people seem to take anything they
sc" in print for gospel. For instance, |
know two neighbors who are always
fighting about the way to cultivate a
field, and they both declare the other
was fool. Finally one got his notions
printed in farming paper, and the 9th.
cr fcller saw the piece, and not knowing
whose ideas they was he thought he bad
learned something and went home and
followed the advice of the man he had
called fool, just because he saw it in
print Don't you want TO come TO see
the farm? 1t don't amount TO anything,
though" she added.
The writer walked out to the door,
and the first thing that attracted his at.
tention was tombstone in front of the
piazza. lac was about to ask if it was
erected III this certainly unusual spot at
the particular request of some near and
dear relative, when he noticed that
ring was passed through the top of the
marble stone and served the purpose of
an ordinary bitching post Therefore
he forbore lest he should touch on a for
hidden topic, and even the broadest
hints did not elicit any information on
the subject of the sepulchral horse fast
ener. Everything about the farm, to use
a localism, was in applepie Order Just as
one might find tie farm of an old farm.
er with able.bodied sons to help him.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
A brilliant Excuse.
Yonkers Statesman.

How is it you always like TO sit in
the dark when you call on my daueh-
teri" inquired Miss Fussafeather's father
of young Crimsonbeak one day when
they met on the cars.
"Why, We don't sit in the dark" said
the young man, equal to the emergency.
"You didn't have the gas lighted in
the parlor last night"
"No, sir"
"Nor the night before"
NO, sir"
Nor any night that you have called in
the past month"
mo, sir"
"Well, sir, where do you get your light
from, if you don't call that being in the
dark"
why, my dear sir" said the young
man, patronixingly; I'VE wern't in the
dark; your daughter is so brilliant, don't
you know"
Crimsonbeak is never disturbed when
he stays late now.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-25
A Bargain IN Corner Lots

n what most men desire, but to keep
from filling grave in cemetery lot ere
half your days are numbered, always
keep supply of DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medica! d scovery" by you. When the
first symptoms of consumption appear
lose no time in putting yourself under
the treatment of this valuable medicine.
1t cures when nothing else will. Pos
sessing, as it does, ten times the virtue
of the best cod liver oil, it is not only the
cheapest but far the pIeasantest to take.
1t purifies and enriches the blood,
strengthens the system, cures, blotches,
pimplcs, eruptions and other humors.
By druggists.