The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-04-19
RULLIONvILLE AND PANAcA DOTS

The village school was reopened on
Monday.
Brothers Wadsworth and Findlay, who
were up at Salt Lake attending the Patti
concert, returned on last Sabbath. n
The go" in Bullionville and / will
again have nice times this summer.
When the cats away the mice will play.
The company's store at Bulliopville il
being opened up. They are unpacking
the goods that have been stored away and
putting them on the shelves.
If those two industrious "boss" boys
of Bulllionville would stay in that place
and attend to concentrating tailings in.
stead Of spending all their time here in
Panaca endeavoring to concentrate the
affections of us girls, it would be much
more to their credit and better for them.
Our public square is to be improved
this season. There will be trees planted
around it, the ground will be leveled of
and grass planted and water bitches
made. Part of the square, for this sea-
son only, will be devoted to carrot
patch. If the carrots are fine ones they
will be kept for the Lord, but if they are
spotted and small, they will be sold to
the Gentiles at the highest market prices.
The Bishop Of our village is indeed an
unsuitable person for the position he oc-
cupies. This young Bishop, being raised
to the exaulted position of Bishop Of
Panaca, imagines that the Great Jehovah
bows down and worships him, is getting
to be unbearabls. He entertains the idea
that us young people of the Mormon
faith must kneel while in his august pres.
ence and worship the great donkey of
Panaca. There is not to-day, we dare
say, in the whole Territory of Utah, not
even the little village, walled in by
towering mountains Of rocks, belonging
to the Order of Enoch, where the Bishop
endeavors to hold such ridged sway over
the people and keep them in utter subiu-
cation as this ''he-haw" of our Nevada
village. It is the opinion that he is try
ing to revive the rule of twelve years ago
out in Utah, when person who dis
obeyed the church authorities were blood.
atoned. Papa says the Bishop is right
and is only doing his duty. and if he did
not know that his daughter was the best
girl in the village and strong in the faith,
he would have the Bishop get after this
girl. Pas goose. If the Bishop would
get after me he would discover that he
had tackled mare colt that wasn't easy
to curry. M Z
The young men Of our village have a
pair of boxing gloves and several Of them
have gone into training with view Of
challenging Sullivan one of these days
and MASKING him out Of shape. On Tues
day the Smith and Matthews boys were
in the little enclosure along side the
Coop, where the lumber is kept, and hay.
ing the gloves on they naturally started
in punching each others head for their
mothers, and to the amusement Of the
spectators, when the Bishop rushed out
of the store and took the gloves
from the boys and threw them
over the fence. This act, on the part Of
the Bishop, caused his brothers-in-law to
get their mad up, and they went for the
Bishop in true old woman style and gave
him jawing that the most refined Ian
guage was not selected to express their
opinion Of him. Such language ad-
dressed to our Bishop was not only i'm
proper, but should never have been ut
tered by nice young men. If the Bishop
does wrong, dear boys, do not permit
your angry passion to to rise and use
low, degrading language toward him.
Quietly 80 to work, in a gentlemanly
way, and polish his head off in the
latest pugilistic style. ire
| There is good story. which has no!
cotton out yet, about couple Of old PEG
pie in this village, and of course it is 9
truthful one, for a neighboring lady told
it to ma, who promised not to tell, anG
she in turn told it to pa, and by chanc.
overheard it. You see, two Of the mar
ried men of this village went up to Sail
Lake for the ostensible puspose Of attend
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Patti. While there one of these men be
came charmed with the singer, and il
appears to have taken root in his brain
for on the first night after his return
home, his wife told, it is said, that dur
ing the night, while in bed, her husband
flung his arms around her and pressed
her to his bosom, calling her his ''deal
Alkaline, his own sweet treasure, hi
beautiful carrot" etc. She said that hel
husband had never pressed her so tightly
to his bosom and called her such endear
ing names since the first five months 0
their marriage. She said she liked i
and that she wished Patti would visi
! Salt Lake every year, and she would b
sure to send her old man up to hear he
sing every time. Now, Mr.. REcoRl
man, / tell you this in secrecy, and fee
: sure you will not tell it to any person.
GRAND LODGE REPRESENTATIVES.
a meeting of Phoebe Lodge No. %, I. 0
o. F., the representatives followin
= to the Grand Lodge. which con