The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-12-19
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ny A PAIN CHAP.
! Our yeung people are learning TO
dance, and some think 10 ie q terrible
thing, and some do not / am one ef
the latter. What there is bad IL the
association Ia mixed dances, aud bad
associations are bad anyway. for eaA1y
innutnced people. have seen people
who would 90 TO church socIals and
play games that are actually Ridiculous.
but uentlen dancing 70 them, and they
JaInp back In horror. Dancing itseif,
with good music, II rightly conducted,
In the proper place is 90 sxhIliraung
pastime. refined In It's nature and most
enjoyable IN Its effects. Better dance
not so 70 extremes there's the rub.
.ys
However Oregon may bs afIiIcted In
some things. ~ . rule 10 II veFy free
frem many efthe drawbacks Of some
SECTIONS. In the east now abe country
ls afflicted By strikes, strikes OF all kinda.
small and large. Here We hardly know
what they are, There ls no occasion for
them, because workmsn Of all klnds
get fairly well paid, much better than
Along the Atlantic. Fortunate are we,
too. Ia this respect, for strikes are an
abeminatien 10 q community, worse
than horde efrats In q pantry or cay
ote In band Of sheep They demer-
alDze, disorganize, imDoYcrish people,
turn society wfong side out, cause dis.
satisfaction unteid, and what ls moro,
rarely accomplish wlat they are made
The papers tell Us that at the earnest
solicitation Of bis many friends, citizens
aud taxpayers, q certain gsntleman at
Astoria declined 70 be candidate for
Councilman. This most eertaIaIy wes
curious thing IN the gentlomsn's
friends. II you would do mas q favor
advice him not 20 run for Office. with
QUE you wish him an Injury. Though
he be nominated one day and run the
next bis whole career will DO public
property. stretched, perverted. exngger.
ated, twisted, unrecognlZabls. The
tirse 20 correct = blunder 10 before IL f.
nade. aud n msn weuId defend thei.
friends they would follow the 9: ample
Of the eHlIghtsDed citizens Of Astoria
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A long article 10 an exchange tells
bow and what great Statesmen eat.
From it we learn that Rosco Conkliug
IL very fhstidious and eats eggs, fish,
oysters. and mutton cheps. Ex-Secre-
teFy Robeson eats deep-sea hsh. rare
roast beef and maccaroni. Ben Butler
would leave . school boy ia the shade,
Carlisle has the dyspepsia, toast, coffee,
soup, ETC. are his diet Senator Ed
munds 10 quite an eater as well as
drlnker, Senator Brown, Of Georgia, IL
one of tho biggest eaters In Congress,
and always has two or three apples In
his coat tail pscket 20 eat Between
meals. Sherman Ii q great pickle eater.
Keller eats like man plowIng. aud 30
on. After al they are just like the rest
Of us, only more 30.
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IL IL curious how some men do hate
70 be dunned fer even On honest debt.
Send them bill, and Immediately they
are insuited, get mad. kick around and
make everything blue. What foolish
ness. It IL simply business whether |
am the one or anyone else. When IL Il
being contracted the party IL glad en-
Tough for the privilege; but let him gel
the benefit Of his side Of II. and theE
All at once he becomes as indspenden
as "a hog on icep IL IL no worse to b
duuned thsn TO be Invited 70 dinner, 81
| u you are. pray DO nstgo into hystsric
loVar IL