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The Easley messenger. (Easley, S.C.) 1883-1891, 1884-06-20
The Two Different Kinds.

81 don't know says the bad
boy" about this thing Of waiting
till you find out about girls re-
ligion before you love her. Some
times you can't do it. fla girl
has not got any sign out warning
afellow what kind of religion she
has got concealed about her per
son, how is he going to know un-
til it is everlasting too late. When
young feller falls in love with
girl, it is like falling down on
skates. Everything seems to give
way at once. 1t strikes him like
a sand bag, and there he is, asphy
xiated the first thing. He knows
that she is perfect, and he takes
her right into his heart and wraps
his heart around her, and puts
rubber weather strips on all the
cracks so she, can't get out, and
her religion is the last thing he
thinks Of. If her religion pulls
her t'other way, something's got
to bust, and sometimes it's the
heart. I think there ought to be
a convention composed Of dele
gates from all kinds Of religion,
and let them make law that any
religion shall be legal tender any
where like a gold dollar Relig-
ion ought to be pure gold, good
anywhere. IT. man comes in
here to buy soap, and gives you a
gold dollar, coined in Rome. or
Jerusalem, or California, or Chi
ma, or Russia, or the Feejee Is
lands, he gets his soap. But if
your son is in love with Hebrew
girl, her religion says your SON 8
religion is counterfeit, and goes to
her grave with your sons love in
her heart, and he goes to the bad
with her image in his heart, and
both arc ruined for life cause
they couldn't match their religion.
A Baptist girl falls in love with a
Young fellow that is q perfect
specimen Of manhood, brave, no
BILE; Intelligent, tender to her and
as kind as a man can be, and they
begin to plan for the day when he
can take her to = home and be all
the world and a., small section OF
Heaven to her: Your lover is one
Of the noblest men I ever saw, but
it is q pity he is Catholic.
The Easley messenger. (Easley, S.C.) 1883-1891, 1884-06-20
COUNTRY MAUD, AND CITY MAUD.

Maud Muller trod the Glove bloom.
Miss Miller takes the fences flying,
Attended by All English groom;
Maud Muller trod the clover bloom
In lonely fields, which rich perfume
Gushed from the flower bruised and
dying. @
Maud Muller trOd the clover bloom.
Miss Miller takes the fences tlying.
Maud Muller wore homcspun gown,
Miss Miller sports a Jersey jacket;
Raking the meadows up and down
Maud Muller wore homespun gown. /.
O'er withered grsss-plots bare and
brown
Miss Muller weilds a tennis racket.
Maud Miller Wore d homespuh gown.
Miss Miller sports a Jersey jacket.
Maud Muller's soul discoursed in verse.
Miss Miller scrawls prosy letter.
Yet, though may in song rehearse,
Maud Muller's soul discOursed III
verse,
Still,as my reason makes her worse,
love the city maid the better.
Maud Muller's soul discoursed in verse
Miss Miller scrawls a prosy letter.
boston Bulletin.
After reading the above, then read
every other line over, and see what
difference there is in its meaning.
The Easley messenger. (Easley, S.C.) 1883-1891, 1884-06-20

AN OLD LADY's INJUNCT1oNs.-
"Now, Jennie" said the old la
dy, as she kissed her granddaugh-
ter good-by in an Eastern bound
Pullman, 'be sure and take care
Of yourself; you'll sleep at hotel
tonight; air we'll your sheets and
undsrclothes; lock the door and
look under the bed; don't blow the
gas out, but screw it down; hang
your back hair where you can find
it easy; there's roll of flannel in
the portmanty for your pore feet,
which is always so dreadful cold;
it won't matter much your having
no tooth brush; but for the Lords s
sake don't put your front teeth in
a glass Of water; when poor Mi
randa' Green went to New York
she did, and next morning they
were froze into 8 solid block; sure's s
your life, Jennie, u
But just at this moment the con
ductor cried call aboard,' and the
old lady, to the young ones intense
qualification, beat hasty retreat.
Evansville Argus. ,...~
The Easley messenger. (Easley, S.C.) 1883-1891, 1884-06-20

Iien the trouble commences. He
believes his religion is the grand
est in the world, and she beliewes
hers is no slouch, each tries to in
duce the other to adopt another
religion. but it is failure and
they drift apart in all except the
buried love that can never be
quenched on earth, or in Heaven.
| tell you it is pretty tough to
have SO many different kinds of
religion that can't be made to iibe.
don't you think ?"--Peck's Sun
shine.
The Easley messenger. (Easley, S.C.) 1883-1891, 1884-06-20

q am one Of those people,"
wrote George Eliot, in 1868, per
haps exceptional, whose child
dreams have been far less happy
than those which the realities Of
life have give them George
must have had an uncommon fa-
miliarity with the maternal slip
per-.
ECoNoMY IN CoURTsHIP.-"We
don't use as much oil as we used
to, do we mammal said a wise
seven-year old girl.
81 really haven't noticed, my
child. What makes you think SOP
"Cause, sister is awfully sti1-
gy with the light when her beau
CallS.' - @&h<t /, -
- ---A -s-l 9 sa.- o4.- -4----
TJou. x,o,,r II Il xy~rL ,1orn knco
The Easley messenger. (Easley, S.C.) 1883-1891, 1884-06-20

Have your Job work done here.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-08
Piles! PiIeS!! PileS!!!

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and
Itching Piles. One box has cured
the worst cases of 80 years standing.
No one need suffer five minutes
after using Williams Indian Pile
Ointment. 1t absorbs tumors, allsys
itching, acts as poultice, gives in
slant relief. Prepared only for Piles.
itching of the private parts, nothing
else. Hon. J. M. Coffenbury, OF
Cleveland, says: "I have used
scores of Pile cures, and it affords
me pleasure to cay that | have never
found anything which gives such
immediate and permanent relief as
DIR. Williams Indian Pile Oint-
ment." Sold by druggists and mailed
on receipt Of price, 81.
FRAZIER MEDICINE Co., Props
Cleveland, Ohio. l
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-08
THO NBW PULSONBTER.

rCHE CHEAPEST. STRONGEST, MOST
i simple, COMPACT, durable, effective and
economical steam pump Ia the market, for
raising liquids under and up to 100 feet. No
machinery, no oil, no special care. Can be
worked suspended to chain. Will pa7s
grit, mud. sand, pulp, etc without injury to
its parts Needs DOLLY a steam pipe from
boiler to run it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-08
His Price.

Baltimore. 7.-WilIiam Missy,
raging teller of the Bank of CONS
mtrce, was arrested this afternoon
charged with emCezzling $4,000 by
false entries.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
lion N. could 20 farther and fare worso-aud

ton could 60 farther and fare worss-aud
will probably 60 ?; ,tji
That while Governor Jackson has start.
cd no literary bureau, and doesn't keep a
staff oil reporters TO interview him, no
wouldn't take to his heels, II he saw a
presidential nomination cunning for him ?
That H. D. E. is too solid TO run?
That at this season Of the year bird in
the hand Is more comfortable than two In
the bush I.
That West yirgininns-Damocrats and
Republicans--are not showing up very
brashly with presidential preferences E'-
That this Is very striking exhibition OF
great head 2
That there will probably be good sized
congregation at the Fins. Presbyterian
church tomorrow l
That Mrs. @. W. Eolf will sing there for
the first time since heri return from New
York !3sl
That St. Matthews p, Z. church proposes
to once more make the choir singing de.
cided feature Of the seryice2
That there was gratifying abstinence
from the excessive use Of liquors on Chlrst.
mas and New Years, as compared with
other years, by the drinking population OF
the city, ''
That nearly every other person you meet
has bad cold2 n.
s'. THE WulspERER.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
PERSONAL.

Baron Rupertswood, the richest man in
Australia, is worth $200.000,000.
BjoernBtjerne BjoerDson, tho distinguish.
ed author, 6ears marked resemblance to
Rev. Robert Collyer. He is q little over 80
years OF age.
The Empress Of Austria writes poetryapd
prints it herself, thus making short cut to
fame aud giving the newspaper waste
baskets a wide berth. ~
Dr. Bliss received 1000 letters during the
eighty days OF President Garteld's illness,
He had them classified aud listed for use
in history. Of the case.
John W, Garrett has presented to the
state OF Maryland q copy in oil OF the orig.
inal portait Of Lord Baltimore in the poy-
, session OF the Earl oil Ferulam.
Mrs. George Bancroft, the vile OF the
historian, although SO years old, still pre-
serves much OF her beauty and all OF hel
intellect and her manners Of patrician ele.
gance. ef 4.
Little Lolita will make no money out Of
I her London engagement, but she will carry
with her to the grave tho sweet recollec-
7tion that Lady Lonsdale presented her
with q bouquet on tho opening night.
!, Thomas Holloway, the millionaire manu-.
! iacturer Of pile, whose immense warehouse
is one OF the sights Of London, Is dead. He
was 81 years old, and was man Of great
5liberality. One OF his latest acts Of charity
was a gift Of $500, 900 to the hospitals Of
IT ondon 80 IN 333l VI Z. ~ h rs II A
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
A Blessing,

The pain In all his joints became intense;
fever, with jls deteriorating effects, was now
added, mud he became rapidly reduced to the
semblance Of Il skeleton, while vitality reach.
cd Its lowest possible condition, and bis sui.
ferings were Of such jndesoribable character
that those who most loved him sometimes
thought 1t would be better II he were called
away. At this time, physicians, we'll known
In this city Pittsburgh. informed bis parents
that he was In imminent danger Of total
paralysis, and directly Giterward they an.
noHnced to hts sorrowftl mother that they
could give no hopes OF bis recovery. At this
juEcture the uss OF Pe,uns was commenced,
and in Six weeks Mr.. Lincoln Curts was well
and at work. Read psSe % Of DR.. Hartman's
ILLS OF Lille" get It from your druggist. D4H
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

II you feel yourself growing Besker, yonr
strength failing, the functions Of your body
becoming impaired, take warning in time !!
Your blood Is slssving for want Of ncurish.
ment. DR.. Guysotrs Yellow Dock and sar-
ssparilla Is food for the blood. < 1. pusihes
the stream OF life and strengthens every part
OF the body, rebuilds broken drown cons.i-
tuition, produces dreamless slumber, and re-.
stores wasted energies and shattered rer-
yous system. A trial bottle will convince.
No other remedy equals it. p4w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

and her aged but graceful form may be
seen most any time among the young folks
enjoying tho enchanting gltdes.
Where Corpus Christi5 Tex, now stands
Gen. Tayiorfs army ol inveRien on fEst
landing In Texas csmped In 1916.
The Cincinnati tlrsmen have all been
presented with $1,000 lie insurance poll.
oies, obtained with q portion Of the pension
fund. ,5si 4. Is (.
A female highwayman, with revolver
In her hand, relieved q gentleman Of his
watch during the recent feaut at Guadalupe,
Mexico. S,itfiy IA
The alcado OF sabinas, Mexico, recently
sent four members Of a Masonic lodge TO
prison because the lodge had ceusured bis
conduct. 81 vi 81
A woman ut Lowell, Mass, had TO be ar.
rested before she would pay her poll tax.
She paid tho tax on 90 cents In coata and
now breathes tho freq ether Of heaven
again.
Tho season for vegetable monstrosi.ies Ia
not yet oyer--that Ia, in tho south, a turnip
measuring twenty.iour inches inches In
diameter being the latest "curiosity" un-
earthed near St. Helena, La. j
Many farmers IN Perry, and other coun.
ties Of Pennsylvania, on account Of corn
molding in their cribs, are compelled to
| take cut and spread their entire crop tn or.
der 10 keep it from being u total loss.
A caterer In Buffalo, N. y, cooks angle
worms. lie feeds them on milk for few
days, dusls them with flour, and drops
them iuto q psn OF burning oil or tst. They
are served in drawn butter with little
lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce.
"slummiug" Ia a new word which the
dismal politics Of England 10 about to add
to the Language. It now means visiting
the rcokeries Of The outcast poor In the
London slams 1t will come, probably, to
mean the visiting and relief OF the poor
generally, though 1t is not nice word.
| q a VI. IT.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

A LAWYER, attempting to browbpat 70.
male witness, told her she bad braes
enough to make saucepan. The woman
retorted, "And you have sauce enough to
I'LL it,h t1lf7
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
HIS AusboGy Told You

70 II-1 u s Any DbUy Told fOu ~
That the State campaign will soon be
boiling? ~ =.
That divers and sundry aspirauts are al.
ready in that condition :? h.
That the Democratic slate stands till iur.
Tier notice ? 5lii
That your Uncle Ben Wilson would not
ssy nay TO nomination Tor Congress 81
That n. Gofi. Jr., will be the next Con.
gresham from tho First District I? II
That ice on the sidewalk goeth before a
TALL q Z 4 s;l, i.:.i5;i
That tho Board Of Public Works isn't
much in tho ics business2 }$is sS,5;!i
That the Democratic National Conren
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05


| 10 not remember a literary production
which has awakened tho same interest as
"The Bread Wfnuers,n the serial story jus..
finished III the Century. The recent "guessn
of tho Cleveland Herald that John Hay is
the author ia really no guess at all. A
Pennsylvania man recently asserted that
he knew that Hay was tho author. at that
time the Pittsburgh Dispatch made com.
me1t which seemed to the to be conclusive.
l think It will DO found that Col. Hay did
not write tue 1.-THE Bread Winne.s.n I do
not believe that he could write it. In the
first place, its style is not his; in the second
place he would have no object in publish.
ing production anonymously, and in The
third place, as suggested by the Dispatch,
tho authors views Of life and humanity are
entirely ut vatiannCs with those Of Col,
Hay, 80 shown in all bis writings. He has
an intense, almost loving sympathy for ibe
toiling lnasses, and gift Of entering into
their life and making himself for the time
being q part OF their world which was
scarcely surpassed by Dickens's. The an.
thor Of 1.-THE Bread Winners apparently
has as little sympathy for those who. enter
SO largely into hia story as he, has for the
beasts Of the folds. This is not Col. Hays
nature. j s. 81 $3.50 ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

What do you say to this handwriting
evil, anyhow? Nobody takes The trouble
to learn to do well-to master his art, az
it were. Who would lay bricks that way !?
Yet here we have au operation OF delicate
nature which should be delicately per-
formed. do not speak OF the namby-
pamby ielloT who throws you the tips OF
his f5gers-if we are going to have hsnd-
shaking let us take hold and shske. But it
does not follow that q wise should close
down on you and twist you this way and
that, and see-Eaw You up and down, as
though there were no other way to use o
giant's power. II hand is to be shaken
let It be approached as though it's owner
had some rights in the premises. Don't
lei il be abused as though somebody want
ed 10 pay OF an old grutge. beg leave to
eubmit that there's too much promiscuous
and purely formal hand.shaking mum
merry. II meet an old and dear friend l
want to take his hand-God bless land
il the place is not too public may throw
my arms about his neck and hug him for
joy. But here is man whom meet Tor
the first time and for all care he may 70
to Jericho or settle down in Pittsburgh
what is his hand TO me or mine to him
With regard to strangers-casual acquaiu.
tances-l propose the motto, We Never
Speak as We Pass By.
ID . -
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
THE WHISPERING GALLERY.

I read that the Presidents good right
hand became SO weary with much shaking
on New Years day that tho Marshal oil the
District, Master Of Ceremonies, had to in.
terpose and beg tho callers to "pass right
on" You remember that President Hayes
came near being disabled by the pump.
handle game. President Grant found the
general hauds'all.around shake Of New
Years reception MOTE irksome than his
service ct Fort Donaldson. Every Presi-
dent has suffered more or less since New
Years receptions began, and the torture
grows with the growth Of this great and
CROWN couniey.n.n A. lay figure, with a
movable armg, placed beside the Presi.
dent on such occasions, would be great
relief. II one couldn't stand 1t there might
be more. II you think this handwriting
Is q mild sort Of national pss!ime you
might drop into the ISTELLldENCgR Office
and ask them to pass Your hand under the
prcsa rollers for five or six hours. The ex-
pertinent will ut less! have keen cotem.
poraty interest for you.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

l don't know exactly why it is 30, but it
is fact, that this winter there is compare.
lively no poker playing indulged in by
Wheeling's young men. reler to that
class that heretofore have been accustomed
to meet Saturday evenings and Sunday at.
tcrnoors ard evenings for qufst little five
cent ante, quarter limit, game, which was
sometimes swelled 10 two dollar limit.
They used 10 play very quietly, you under
stand, yet sometimea the winnings and
losses would amount 10 neat little sum.
The programme would be 10 hire room or
go to gone ones private room, have some
good cigars and excellent bourbon on
hand and have nice social little time.
What has come over the spirit of their
dreams know not-but haven't heard Of
a game Of this kind this season. Possibly
during the summer they grew old enough
10 see the ioolahnesa- of tho game. Pm
glad that such is the case, whatever may
have been the cause that stopped the play.
ing. Pm not saying anything against
these who make a profession oil it, but q
young man, l think, should have no use
Tor cards when the chips are brought out.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

It is not generally known tina. Frank
Hatton, the "halcyon and vociferous'
Third Assistant Postmaster General, is a
native Of this locality. He was born in
Cambridge, Ohio, where his father "O!d
Dick HaitoE," was publishing the GaeYasey
Times. Ai.erward the Hatton family moved
to Csdiz, where Frank grew to manhood,
Then they went 10 Iowa, and after time
went into the Burlington Haukeye, which
gave them a light income until Bob Bur.
dette came into 1t and gave them fame and
fortune. A humber, Of relatives OF the
Hattons are still living in Guernsey and
Noble counties, and some OF them have
prodted by tho genial Franks advance
ment to his present high petition. ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

The States Of this Union arc likely 10 re.
main together for generation or 60. If the
country were solely nnde. the government Of
the white man, and each eec,ion aud Slate
felt that tho Government YVES fostering
paront, the States might remain under one
csntral government for an indefinite period.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
EDUCATIONAL.
4 SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.

Security, Hotherly Care, Guod Boarding, Delightful
Location and Reasonable Charges
Mt. DesJbantal Academy,
.ty' REAR WHEELING. VIVA.
The thirty.sixth year OF this well known gchool
Tor Girls, under tho charge OF the E!st0rg OF the
Visitation, opens Oh the First MondaJ OF Sep,ernbeI
next, aud continues ten month";. -
Pupils received Of any lime In tho session.
Those who desire 10 place their daughters In an
institution sord ing exceptionally good I'd yapliges
In tho way oil heslthful and delightful loca lion,
excellent board, thorough discipline and inst,nc.
parment OF female education, Including the mod.
ON Languages and music, At very reasonable rates
should scnd for catalogue OF this school, Addroei
BlRECTREss OF THU ACADEMY
~ OF TILL VISITATION,
-t Mt, DRcnAHriL,
2 1S2i.DAw 1890 Near Wheeling W. Va
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

Tho white man nowhere on earth will will.
iugiy submit 10 equality OF any kind With
the yellow races, mitch less with tho black
race. Nature has placed between them in
sepIrable barriers and an abiding prejudice
which cannot be and ougrt not to be re.
mny,d ~ ri, - O. --}-li - gf|sH..|e
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

4. Tho negro has never wanted for bread,
shelter, or clothing in the South either before,
during, or siuca the war, pave for that dark
period when come OF the Southern Bia!es
were under bis rule mad the rule Of the low
. adyenturtr5 who plundesed him under the
guise OF friendship. Had that dark period
continued until now those States would have
been bankrupt and disgrace 10 civilization.
Bstter-far better-the shotgun and the
kukiux than such horrors.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS,

TOR SALE ls7 M
The Desirable Residence, No ts fifteenth street,
knqnttc Of J. ., KLsUN. No. llss Ghaplins street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

The alcado OF sabinas, Mexico, recently
sent four members Of a Masonic lodge 10
prison because the lodge had censured bis
conduct, ~ ,55 4 IL, y
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05

Those OF the Northern people who are will.
log 10 see their Owl race, blood, and broiherl
put on M equality with the black or yellow
iaoes are governed BY q mawkish seniimer'
tally unworthy oil them and reyoltipg &c
those high instincts that make The grandeur
and the glory Of the white men, and they Gre
making war on Gods lava, for the moBgrel
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-01-05
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

:, D. z. q g. Raitway,-LEAvz Bellatre for
!, N. AEnlvI at Bellaire at 0lb A. m and Sss n,