New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-02
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

The swinging sign. Of Philadelphia will swing no
longer The Mayor has ordered them to be taken down
DR.. Mary Walker has created panic in Washington by
declaring that viii breeches or nothing. Even
Congressman declare that tIey cant slau TIC acrHa
uYe.-lMemphiS Appeal.
Dr. Tanner Of fasting notoriety says that Americans
are a nation OF guttons This must be the reason why
so many boarding -hOuse keepers fail to Get rich.
BY the time the Democratic press gets through with
Carter Harrison he will he like a seashel There vii! DO
Is bard to tel which Is doing him the most harm-ihe
attacks Of his enemies or the dcIchce maue Wy LIS
friends.-lPeOr Transcript
The Richmond Wing wants to know "who are tho
wretched nameless fameless, shameless, brainless,
featheress bpeds that murder logic and language and
truth in The baltimore SUM-" Suppose you so mp there
and inspect the premises yourself
Walt whitman's works have been translated into Ger
and not word has been heafu from bsiitcA "oous
it.-lTrOy Telegram.
NJ. Camille Debaus, Frenchman, has written book
called Les Maheurs de John Bull to show his hatred
of the English Whenever he 81 subject Of her
most gracious majesty shows his horseteeth III any part
of Europe that longer belongs to the natives
Of the country after that come then FOUR then ten
then hundred. It Is a skin disease which cats around"
O'DonOyan Rosa ought to buy whole edition.
The idea Of making some concerted effort in Phladel
pha in aid OF the Confederate soldiers home n kch-
mond has been mooted in influential cHces-fhladeE
pha Press.
The TndeJoot is the of paper Just started 10
Angus, Boone County, Iowa.
James Rubens, ful-blooded Nez Perce Indian, Is in
the East making addresses the wrongs of his race He
speaks English well, and is eloquent
owe need a change I" shouts Democratic exchange;
and any one who reads editorials will with it.
Herald.
There is a call from West for the coinage of half
pieces Thus the lessons of the recent panic are
bearing fruit in desire for economy.
lha1 "A
Mr. Henry Irving AMI Miss Ellen Terry do not go into
society in this city 1t is wonderful how these far away
papers do get hold Of the news.
An English scientific person writes Nature Found
comet with naked eye but it was very faint" This tho
first comet with naked eye known to have been dis
GENERALIZATION Post
The Jewish citizens Francisco have organized to
break up a Matzos monopoly. The peoples Matzos
Association will hereafter furnish passover bread at
reasonable rates.
They have a crank in Portland Me-, who says he.can
perform miracles. He announced the other day that he
would walk the waterb by faith, but when he came to
do it, it found that he had put on two life preserye
to save him in case his faith did not work
People do not always discriminate sufficiently be-
tween the dark horse and the stalking horse They arc
animals Of very different breeds-lRocheser PostE1'
press
The latest rival of The Congressional Recod in yolunt
nonsness is the official report Methodist Confer
cnce The did business at the rate of $4,000
words day for twenty-five days.
The state Prison Of Arizona is situated at Yuma. The
brakeman OF train which arrived there the other day
thought it would be funny to call out Yuma Change
clothes ten years for refreshments" BIT the passenger
took personal insult and threatened to lynch him
The Thadclphia Press states that many scientists be
leye in the serpent Ii is evident that serpent
boom OF large Dimensions is about be sprung the
country.
Cable confesses that Just in his life he has been
theatre There were extcnuatIng circumstances. lie
wrote for ana received iull PERMISSION from ms Sunday
school and hi, family Inc actor was Joe Jefferson me
moral BOstou.-l illo Cour'erJouTnal.
Il is strange what obvious sometimes get the
newspapers as news Here admrcr Of General But
Ter who telling the reporters that the General,
friends not running him as an angel.
One of the queeres army corps in the world is that OF
the Norwegian skaters. They armed with rifles
which they with great precision while skating.
Chairman Barum, Of the Democratic National Com.
mce, is busy arranging the preliminary details for the
Democratic Convention next month. No Chicago
Will &c appointed doorkecpers Il is feared they cannot
be trusted.
The fool saloon who Offering rewards for tho
beating of the agent OF the Citizens league show that te
selling Of luuor minors is offence common that
prevention will be loss 10 them Milwaukee Sen-
tinel.
Mr. Sturgeon has Just dismissed his young divinity
students for the summer with the following advice;
Come back as puts IL, with your hearts and
manners uncracked. Walk IN the fields like isaac, by all
means and mediate bat don't lift up your for Ro
becca She will enough" Now that he has
put them in mind OF it, they will probably try 1t TO
how it goes.
London has a greater population than the eatire Do
minOn OF Canada
II Is stated in The PdH Nal Gd;ete that wealthy
American has offered to give $4,000 to the Marine
Biological Association OF England condition that the
laboratory built with 1t shall bear his name.
The report makes q very unfavorable showing
for doctors especially at the West. Illinois with popu
laon OF 3O77s1l, has $3.50 doctors or one IN ozi
Indiana has 1898. In 500 of population iho
average for the Western states and Territories Is one uoe
tor for each 52i OF population proportion nor elaea
anywhere In the word.-ist. Louis 6lobe-DemOeiat'
young lady OF Louisville, KY, has just been made de
lirious by "a too intense study OF geometry.
There are 39s5 paper mills IN the world. which turn
out annually 1904, 100000 pounds OF paper Hair OK
this is used printing generally, while 0oo'oooooo
pounds for newspapers An average OF eleven ana
half pounds by every Engshman ana ten anu
quarter pouudiby every American
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