Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-07-17
Nasty.
1nr Nasty reads IIarper's Weekly aud
has Dream overit.
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Joon % 1884.
Since Harper's Weekly hez lined hands
with the Corners and becum trOOly Dime.
Kratlc, determined to epcurridge it.
and we made up puss and subscribed
Tor one copy, wich bubbles its circula-
lion In the Corners. Eff its cirkelashen
VIII bubble everywhere the Harpers will
have accomplished their purpos. and
will come back permanently TO the Dim
ocrlsy witch they left in 1861, after the
war cut OFF the South from Their trade.
and the Republicans refoOsed to hey any
paper witch caricatOored the gOrilIer
LiRkin.
The fust number we reserved contain
ed cartoon based upon the STORY nv
Virginia and her father Virginus.
he'd a great deal Nv trouble to make
The Corners understand the meanin NV
the pikter. / he'd to tell em that Virgin
Ia wuz the dawter Nv Roman offiseT. a
sort nv Briggadeer-General, az it were.
that the Emperor wuZ in love with her
and wuz bound to hev her anyhow. that
Ihe gal was in love with another Teller.
tnat the Emporer, to git her, he'd one of
mas favorltes tramp up story that she
wuz RELY his slave, and that this sneek-
In cass brot the girlafore the Emperor.
VINO Nv course gave judgment in favor
NV the sneak, the pint beia to git the
gal away from her father and lover.
when she wood be immejitly turned over
no him; that when Judgement wuz rend-
sreu, the rather, to save the gal from
1allln into the hands NV the tyrant.
snalched knife from q butchers stall
and and killed her.
naaktn po0rop rnu,o,r.x
Shametul waste NV property, that in the
GOOD Ola days LII Kentucky likely gal
like that wosd bring $1,000 in Moo Or
deems.
Then went on to show that in tbo
pikter. Virginia, the innosent GAL stood
1Or the Repu6llkln party. that the erOel
Emperor witch wuz agojn 70 tails hor
anyhow wuz Blame, and that Virginims
the father Of the gal, witch VIM q tiilin
tne virgin TO prevent her from faIIip in
to the hands. uv Blame, wuz ths linda.
pendent Republican party. mada M
mostly NV HarDer's Weekly and Mast tbe
artist, witch L now billy respoct. ''0
They pretended to understand If lint
they didn't. 1t ain't classikIe alIooshens
that ketch the Corners. Thew don,t
know much about Virginius. but list in.
Vlte em over to BascOm'sl That thav
comprehend, My constituents must no
appealed to mostly thrO the bowels
After exhaustin myself irwin to ey-
plane the plkter l went to heG and
dreemed. The pikrer wuz fresh in INV
mlna. Their wuz the independent Rs.
publikln, labelled "Independent RenrS-
HKlA, set 700 cOuldea't make anv mis-.
take, there wuz Virginia, the handsome
girl, labelled "Republikin party" so,t
you co0dent make any mistake abont
tnat, ana Their wuz the Emprer labeIIsS
blane, set 700 eOOden't make anv mis-
take ADOPT him. Mr.. Mast hez to lahel
All MS plkters now, since he has iinsd
the DimOcrisy, 'i"'"
TO begin with it wuz all in Tho droem
Jlst as 1t wuz in the pikter. BIane far
Tsrd 10 seeze the Republican party. and
the Independent party, Mr.. Curtis. sesz.
'eu Inc gal and drawd her to enc side and
waved the butcher knife aloft. and wnz
a gOin. to strike. W." ""N
Iner Wuz lmmejetly a tremenius
change from the pikter. The damuaI
staAdln i0r the Republican party wnzn't
a shrlnkln gal at all, but she wnz q tall
strappln, splendidly Dorpos bend female
Win muscle onto her. And tha inda,
pendent voter wuzn't a hardy solar
with legs like the cedars nv Ieban non
anu muscle like blacksmith. but he
Wuz thin 'l0ggid, narrer-cbested iong.
halred sallow-faced dude. with his hair
partid In the middle. He wuz a Ieanin
on the gal instead NV the gal leanin on
MN, and the moment ne Gnit ,eanin On.
10 1he gal, his knees Knocked touotbnr
and IT wnz with diffikilty that he stood
alone. lie Wuz so week without he |
nateral support 4hat he he'd to ketch an.
10 southern DimOcrat witch be stood
neer TO keep on his feet at ali and Tho
shadder Nv the Southern Dimocrat hid
MN m from mertal view. He wobbled.
A.s oruer NV things ez wuz set down
1r tile plkter wuz't observed at all.
AMER wuz yariashen diffrent from wot
thg Independent voter expected
Inc Ialr damsel, the Republikin mar.
W suddenly developed a great deal nv
~ usKeler power and constable will of
ner own. She rlz to her full hight and
Ietched the Independent dude one nndar
Ine ear That sent him In one direckshnn
anu Inc Knife another, and then sbe
onto the TWO and kept Jumping on em
I'LL MT. Mast didn't know whether he
was Mast or Curtis, and Mr. Curtis wny
ID CRATE doubt whether he wnz Curtis
or MAST, Hevin finished tho Indenend-
snt party, she rushed over to Blaine. and
.nrowin herself into his muscular arms.
.sposed Tier confidingly and ez QUIETLY
I, !; any well behaved young female ever
liz III the arms NV her Ownest.
=. lhe independent party arts and sod.
! LOOK mere this isn't the way it is. at ali
90 must permit me to kill Voc to save
.er Aonor, 700 know. Eff VOC don't wat
C becomes Nv me and Harpers WeeklvP
ms Wont do at all. Fall into NV arms
lha % knitted without maxim all this
uss. 700 can't live without me VOC
. mnen up spoke the damsel:
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