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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
The Printers. Amaze Mr.. Lane.
New York Journal

''Why do you advertise 50, 500 reward for
the recovery of your wife's pocketbook?" was
asked of Mr.. W. B. Lane, of 80 Church street
yesterday.
II don't he said. II offered S25. The
printers offered the other 81, 475."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
Humorous.

81 thought you were flame of Miss Bull
ion, Mr.. Dood," said Slim. 81 thought so
too,'' said the other, ''until the old man put
me out one night. boston Commercial Bull
etil.
General Mcclellan, with sly twinkle in
the eye, leans gently over to Pendleton and
says suggestively "George, when they speak
of the old ticket do they mean you and
me?'-Toledo Bee.
Annals of Winter Health Resort-Lady
Visitor: "Oh, that's your doctor, is itl What
sort of doctor is he? ''-Lady Resident: ooh,
well, l don't know much about his ability !;
but he's gotta very good bedside mannerl''-
Punch.
a New York firm have published ''The
Adventures of Captain John Smith" The adj
INJURIES of John Smith have been so many
and SO varied, during the past century, that
if this book gives complete list of them it
must contain at least 10000 pages Norris
town Herald.
Henry Ward Beecher says Sherman and
Edmunds have chances for the Presidency
because they have "shad bellies.'' He thinks
'big belled'' man will be the next Presid
ent. At last the boom of our Uncle David
Davis has been started.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
Well Read Paper.-The Eagle River
Shaft is printed now on the blank side of an
elegant pattern of wall paper. The editor
proudly boast that it is the best read advert
Using medium in the world as having no
mail, the citizens read every line of it a half
dozen times.-Denver Tribune.
Distinguished Amateurs-The Poets
Fond Wife (who has just listened to new
sonnet ~ thiuk it perfect, darling; but
Pm no judge. You had better read it to Mr..
Melnotte, who writes poetry himself. -
Poeticai Husband; ''Not if I know it, Why,
before I've quite finished he'll pull out and
read sonnet of his own. "-[ Punch.
Awful1y Hielan-Scene-Road joining
two villages. Two Celtic friends meet.
Tougal-''Fan's Tavitt Gum taepe puriee!"
Tonal-"She's no teid." Tougal-"No
ted? Didna she say she saw'd her tee?"
Tougal-"Ay; putt she was ma ted ava, for
she cam alive tie next morin'." Gle had
fallen into swoon.) y Judy.
Both There.-''You should not have stayed
away so long'' she said in icy tones as her
theatre escort slid into his seat ten minutes
after the ring-up of the second act "Ohi
Er-Excuse mel met my old friend Tom
in the foyer and''-''Was Jerry there too?"
was her artless interruption as she turned her
attention to the stage Boston Post.
s'The trunk of sycamore near Madrid is
forty three feet in circumference" This is
pretty big thing for priest-ridden Spain ;
but in free and enlightened America it
wouldn't be considered worth mentioning,
Why, we have seen little, feeblel looking
woman going out into the country for aweek
or so, with trunk with a bigger circumference
than six or more sycamores. P. $40 pun
intended Boston Transcript.
Bucklin's Arnica SaIve.
The greatest medical wonder of the world
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises, Cuts
Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles,
Chilblains, Corns, letter, Chapped Hands and
all Skin Eruptions, guaranteed to cure in every
instance, or money refunded 25 cents per box.
For sale by Lambie & Bethune.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

AMONG the sad affairs chronicled in the
daily papers of the past week was the acct
dental killing of young girl in Brooklyn by
young man who playfully snapped pistol
at her head and ''didn't know it was loaded. -
She died instantly. The young man has
been held for manslaughter AS we have
often had occasion to remark before, the
pistol is dangerous nuisance generally, and
when it is in the hands of an insane man or
a fool it is doubly so.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
APRIL NOTES.

Stylish hat ornaments are imitation thist-
les, acorns, pine cones, chestnuts, walnuts,
apples, gooseberries and mushroom-Eas-
ter cards in countless numbers are shown
and bought; the favorite flowers being lilies
violets, pansies, snow-drops, crocuses and
trailing arbutus-. To match the fashion
able coin pins and bracelets, we have collar
buttons of old silver with antique heads.
Grays drabs and browns are conspicuous
among spring colors; extending from silks
to cloth brought out for ladies riding habits
in the park-Society tourists are supplying
themselves with Buttons raven gloss as they
say it is the only shoe dressing that does not
iniure leather-.New lace pins are devised in
imitation of fruit but this is hardly so taste
full as the simulated flowers which cannot be
improved upon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

THE NEW ENGLAND oracles of advanced
''ideas" are interesting themselves in DR..
Newman's statement that no infidel ever
produced great mechanical invention or
made great scientific discovery, and the Bos-
hader propounds few conundrums:
Did Aristotle discover spontaneous gen
Grafton, Ptolemy proclaim the rotundity of
the earth, Euclid formulate the science of
geometry, Archimedes invent the screw and
the Egyptians elevate monoliths upon the
great pyramids, because they believed in in
spired prophets or in sacred writings? All
these men and people lived and passed away
before the Christian religion was formulated
and they were heather, pagans and infidels.
The shoes which Christ wore and the tools
with which he piled the carpenters trade and
nets with which his apostles caught fish and
the boats in which they sailed upon Lake
Gennesaret were similarly the invention Of
infidels.
This leaves the doctor pretty large hole
to crawl through, if he is disposed to take adj
vantage of it. He might retort that the in
fidel he referred to was an infdel VINO was
born after Christ began to wear shoes.
ARRANGEMENTS are now nearly completed fol
the removal of Liberia College from Monro-
via to the interior step believed by the
friends in this country and in Liberia to be
indispensable to its prosperity. site on
the st. Paul's river has been fixed upon
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

The leading style in parasols is the 'Seam-
less" handsome novelty with square cen
tire especially adapted to showing off figured
fabrics whether striped or brocaded This is
very important since figured fabrics are ex-
tremely fashionable, and they can be dis
played without the distortion incident to cut
ting into so many breadths. according to the
number of ribs. The parasol is finished by
a tlounce which may be of the same or differ
ent MATERIAL and the junction between this
tlounce and the square centre is concealed by
ruching. Lace or fringe are either one
used for trimming. The possible variations
in this Seamless style are very great, and OPP
portunity is given to use material not or
dinarily adapted to parasols With Grape
for the centre it makes a mourning parasol
of great elegance, and it is equally well suit
ed to bridal parasol of white silk or satin,
with centre covering of lace.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
NEW YORK FASHIONS.

Spring Traps-Jerseys-Ma
soIs-Apru Notes-Lenten inducements.
Special Correspondence Daily Globe.
New YORK, April 4.-The fashionable
lady will fit in her Spring cloak as
neatly as a sheet of letter paper in
it's envelope. Enyeloped about as compile
tely except the head which will emerge on
Easter Sunday to show the new bonnet.
Light cloth is in great favor for these cloaks
but of course there are brocades and SILKS
while the styles of making though numerous
as to minor. details, show a family resem-
blance; not few having a collection OF
plaits or gathers in the centre OF the back 10
accommodate the tournure. Sleeves are long
and tight, large plete is the change from
these garments to mantillas with very short
back and long ends in front while for fig
ures in slenderness of youth, the jacket holds
out all temptations incident to jacketdom
jersey cloth comes in acceptably here since
1t shows coquetishly, symetrical proportions,
to say nothing of the comfort of webbing.
Later on tribe of cunning little capes will
come forth and we shall admire especially
the passementerie and jetted capes; both
made of cord but the latter much more open
than the former which are ornamented with
passementerie figures while both are finished
with jet and jetted fringe. The open net
however has pretty possibilities in the way
of colored silk Innings and very piquantis
the result.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

At the signaI-service training school,
Arlington Heights, the students of meteor
ology, baromoters, and thermometers are
compelled to leave their study tables in the
exact centre of the room, their hunks in a
certain position in certain corner their
coats hung upon certain nails, and their
textbooks piled up in certain manner be-
fore retiring for the night, these and hum
dred more similar regulations being pre-
scribed 'by order of the chief signal officer. -
Their Sunday dinner is coffee, bread, and
dried apples stewed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

THE EXPOSITION at New Orleans will open
on the first Monday of next December, and
continue through the winter months. The
objects exhibited will be classified
as follows: 1, agriculture; 2, horticulture;
3, raw and manufactured products, ores,
minerals and woods; 4, furniture and Access
sories; 5, textile fabrics, clothing and acces-
series; 6, the industrial arts; z, alimentary
products: s. education and instruction; 9,
works of art; 10 pisciculture. The exposi-
ton is to be held under authorization of a
special act of congress, and all articles in
tended tor exhibition only will be admitted
from foreign nations duty free.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

Under the new administration the college
has advanced in the last three years from
three to twenty students. The preparatory
department numbers thirty-fve pupils. A
female department, under an experienced
teacher from this country, has been recent
ly added, to which number of promising
girls have been admitted.
The Liberian Legislature, during its ses
sion in December, passed law establishing
high school in each of the three Leeward
countries of the Republican as feeders to the
college. The confidence of the Govern ment
and people in the actual operations of the
college and its future success was never
deeper or more widespread.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
Bucklin,s Arnica salve.

The greatest medical wonder Of the world
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises, Cuts
Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles,
Chilblains Corns, letter, Chapped Hands and
all Skin Eruptions, guaranteed to cure in every
instance, or money refunded 25 cents per box.
For sale by Lambie e. Bethune.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

A RELIGIOUS journal gives diagram pre-
senting an Approximate estimate of the
amount expended annually in this country
for liquor drink and other objects; for ar
ticles of necessary family consumption,
benevolence and so on. The figures given
are instructive, if not startling. Here they
are: Expended for liquor 5000, 900; for
bread $685., 900; meat 1903, 600, 900;
iron and steel 1920, 1000, 900; wooden goods
1927, 900, 900; sawed lumber s233. 900, 600;
cotton goods 1910, 900; boots and shoes
s196, 900, 900: sugar and molasses S155, 000,-
600; public education $50, 900, 900; Christian
missions home and foreign $4,000, 900. What
colossal amount for drink" and what a
wide hiatus between drink and religion.
The statement is defective in emitting the
the amount spent for tobacco. The amount
shows an indulgence, on Injuries, far ex-
ceeds that expended on the absolute neces-
saries of life.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

While tailor made suits of plain wool are
very prominent, they have the disadvantage
incident to all plain material. They show
spots and therefore many ladies are giving
preference to woods displaying heather mix
lures, chcviot patterns, invisible checks or
narrow, indistinct stripes, to all which
touch of plain goods can be added but which
is not so frequently seen as in case of large
plaids that require something to set them off
Among silks, Stearn's American brocades
are found worthy of the high position accord
ed them. This season they are brought out
chiefly in brocades and Surahs showing in
variety all stylish ideas The troublesome
search for an offset to the floral pattern has
also been obviated by foresight and each bro
cade has its complement; for the most part
in hair line stripes as they are more fashion
able than solid colored fabric. Velvet will
likewise be seen at watering places and styl-
ish costumes for day or night will be made
entirely or in part of the Nonpareil velve-
teen that is now brought out in all the deli
cate evening shades; rich hues for daylight
having been found to hold color and tone so
perfectly through trying influences of sun
and dust. Although costing little more,
it is best to purchase the highest grade of
this velveteen which is exactly twenty-four
inches wide.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
THE JERSEY.

Webbed jackets give hint ofjerseys. They
come-many of them-with the same resem-
blance to the primeval jersey, as good
Methodist of to-day has to one OF olden time,
so betrigged, SO bespangled, befurbelowed,
rejoicing in plaitings, so embroidered, so
braided, so beset with dragon flies, butter
flies, crawling beetles and other bugs, with
fancy buttons, metal and niterlsping of 9th
er material such as velvet or brocaded collar,
cuffs and vest. Akin to the Jersey is the
Melted waist and here arises food for thought
since it is not at times so much the netted
waist one wishes to show as that which the
waist makes pretense of concealing while
Vica yerSa how many furnished corsage can
find q lease of life prolonged by means Of
friendly covering. Charming complications
arise by the use OF satin surah Innings since
one day it may be pink, the next blue, ETC.,
while variety can be given by having the
sleeves Of the lining only basted in and
then at option they can be removed, letting
a dimpled arm show through or likewise
comely neck as the lining may be also low.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06
TIMELY TOPICS.

ST. PAUL, MINI.
". Y. independent.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-06

HIS IRREGULARITIES.
AS speaker in the pulpit or on the ros-
trum, Mr. Neill is earnest, sincere, clear, pro-
gressive, argume1Ytative. He appears to be
bundle of nerves, and when he talks to you,
he is constantly moving his feet, just as
rapidly as the intensity of his thoughts act
upon the nerve centres, and yet in another
sense he is not nervous, but earnest. He
scorns most disdainfully anything which
to him appears mean. He is thoroughly indie
pendent. He lives within himself. In per-
son he is straight, manly, with an intellectual
look, and yet one would take him to be
foreign gentleman of leisure, just
arrived, inspecting our institutions.
His first church was on the corner of Fourth
and Washington streets. His second on the
corner OF Third and St. Peter, part of which
still remains, but is devoted to the purposes
of trade. The old House of Hope, his third
church, on Walnut street, has been convert
ed into dwelling houses, while the new House
of Hope, presided over by Rev. Mr. Breed, is
on the corner of Fourth and Exchange
streets, and is one of the finest church edi-
fees in the city. Mr.. Neill came to st. Paul
a Young man, being about 26 years of age,
and for thirty-five years the better part of his
life has been spent in doing good and elevat-
ing the masses. He is now merging on to
three score and ten, but is still active spirited,
even youthful in his ways. He has written
his good deeds indellibly upon the future
history of Minnesota, and other generations
will come to greatly esteem the name of
Rev. Edward Duffield Neill.
HON. ALEXANDER RAMSEY.
The finest specimen of physical man in
the northwest, is governor, senator, ex-secre-
tary of war, Alexander Ramsey. The shrewd-
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1884-04-03
FROM EAGLE CITY,

EAGLE CITY, Shoshone Co., 1T.
March Z, 1884.
Ed. TELLER:-As the camp is now on
the fast road to improvement for fun,
money and of the flush times of '62,
which the airs Of things try to initiate a
few of which | will give. There are now
in full running, five saloons, where the
elephant and tiger with red spots are let
loose daily and nightly too fleece those
who try to play with the animals and
many are here who have, to their sorrow,
found out they are not tanners of animals
by the empty pockets they have after an
interview of the menageric as it is set up
in camp, they are all crowded nightly by
men aud ,,w WON u who deal stud and
while away the hours to gull the greenies
with rivold jokes and loud curses as they
staggcr to the bar to drain sorrow in the
cup that ineberates and lowers them deep
i
in shame. Saloons are the chief resort,
and they are many, where the yilest jump
ing juice that is mixed is past over the
bar to those who patronizc the institution,
yet the bars are full and kept busy for
hours, while the sound Of music is heard
in all Of them, the banjo or the violin and
bass is the chief Instruments of harmoni-
GUS dscord; some have fair music aud
some have vocal accompaniment Of song
that is really good. A dance house is
one Of the new order Of things and the
painted beauties who do the waltz can
quaii glass or put themselves outside
cigar as the light smoke goes out from
not very delicate lips-still at some time
they too were the pets of the household,
but alas it is bitter cup for them to
drain. Those old timers who have ex-
perienced the flush days heretofore look
at the show to see how they try to act
the days of 'G2 and no dust taken out
since last fall, the money now in circua-
'icn is mostly brought here by new com
er. and fast times do lag little for it,
still the game goes on of bluff.
There will, no doubt, be some large
amount of dust taken out here next season
but it will be late getting to work on the
,recks. On Pritchard some of the side
sulchos will be worked early, but the bars
"a uct be worked so early, for bitches
E1vc to- to constructed to convey the water
tr them to work some Of hem, which
AN be drifted aud run II, .ui ,es bolow
md worked as soon az + l. New di
'overies are being MAJ rsi!y of ! ac,r
md quartz and some good 2. omisins 81 -
ire being located quite lively, Que waa
ocated up Eagle creek that looks fine
il is the Golden Eaglc--and the locators
are sanguiDe of its merits being good.
Kootenai county is trying to run bluff,
1ut we guess shoshone county will stand
pat. Eagle City is improving fast, saw
nil is coming up the North Fork and
or fancy fronts on the corners. Murray
lille is out for share of the wealth aud
anne Of Pritchard creek. Butte City
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1884-04-03
4 CHANoE.

Shady tree, babbling brook,
Girl IN hammock reSding book.
Golden curis, tiny isst,
Girl in hammock looks 90 sweet
Man rides past. big moustaehs,
Giri N hA,ninock makes = ''niash."
Mash is mutual. day ia set,
Man AND aud maiden, married get.
Married now, one year ago,
Keeping house on Baxter row,
ked.hot stove, beefstcak frying,
Girl got married. cooking, trying.
Cheeks aii burning, eyes all red.
Girl got married nearly dead I
Biscuit burnt up, beefsteak chArry.
Giri got married, awi1i sorry
Man comes home. tears mostache,
Mad as Dlaxcs. got NO hash.
Thinks ot hammock in the lane.
Maiden wishes back again.
Maiden also thinks OF swing.
Wants to 80 back, too, poor thing.
Hour Of midnight, baby squawking,
Man in sock feet bravsly walking.
Baby yelIs on, now tue other
Twins strike up, like his brother.
fa,.Solic by the b tile
Emptied into baby's throttle.
Naughty tack points in air.
Waiting some ones foot to tear.
Man IN sock feet see him there |
Holy Moses. hear him swear!
X wing crazy, gets ms xun,
Blows his head ofi, dead and gone.
Pretty widow, with book,
IT. the hammock by the brook.
Man rides past, big moustache
Keeps ON reading, nary mash.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1884-04-03
PIONEER BOOK BINDERY.
Bank Book Mandatory

PAISE's BUILDING wALLA wALLA. Wv.
This popular establishment is always in pace
with the times aud with new machinery, is ful-
ly equipped to execute and furnish everything
in the line Of BOOK BINDING. This is the
only bindery in Eastern Washington which
CAN and DOES manufacture Blank Books Of all
descriptions, such as LEDGEkS. JOURNALS.
RECORDS, ABSTRACTS. HOTEL ktGIs-
TIERS, STAGE BOOKS. in fact. ever, thing
down to = receipt book, ruled. printed. mum
hertd and hound, ut reasonable prices and GU
short notice, Ms We always have competent work
men Mt hand.
Papers, Periodicals, Music asd Nosthliss
bound in any desired style.
Paper Ruling. MaIbling. Gliding, Map and
Plat Mounting.
No work from this establishment seat tc
Portland or San Francisco, as we feel sondd.nl
OF giving satisfaction by doing 1t Mt home
Best of references. Address all ordcrs ~
PIONEER BOOK BlNDRY.
ST. Waila Walla. ". +.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1884-04-03

MANUFACTURED BY
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Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1884-04-03

LEWISTON, l. T., Oct. 5, 1883.
Your Eureka Specific is = superior
remedy for coughs and colds. Having
used it with gratifying results ! can rec
ommend it without hesitancy.
Il. j. BoNuoRE.
LEWISTON, I. T., Oct 2, 1883.
SIRs;--One bottle Of your Eureka
Specific cured me of q severe cold and
can heartily endorse your medicine.
J. s. DRAKE.
Lewiston teller. [volume] (Lewiston, North Idaho) 1878-1900, 1884-04-03
NUMBER 26.

also is on tho rise and will probably be in
at the mining as other future metropolis
Of Shoshone county---so it goes. Town
lots and mining ranches is the real estate
we have for sale just now, and they are
both ready sale. Yours,
NEE PERcr.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-08-09
PROFESSIONAL CARDS

SAMUEL PURDY,
TTORNE A T = L A w,
Fu,,a Arizona
DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
OFFIcE:-Lorette's building, next door
10 Lyons store
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-08-09

go to Europe whenever the slight
est necessity indicates the servi-
ces of a specialist. The poor are
the most ohjectly poor and miser-
able wretches l ever looked upon.
They are worse than slaves. More
than half of the population of
that great city live for one cent
per day. Of course they are as
ignorant as they are poor, and as
villianous as they are miserable.
Of course you know the Govern
ment is as corrupt as it can pessi-
bly, be.
A gentleman we met on the
way, Judge w. H. Davis, former
ly of Chicago. knowing my dilem-
ma, and also understanding
thoroughly my case strongly ad-
vised me to locate in the Garden
City.
We arrived the 3rd inst. I have
taken an Office, and expect tc
10 make Chicago my home. The
field is even greater than that on
the Pacific coast. L hope 1 shall
succeed. I have made one sue
cessful operation for cataract. The
patient is 83 years old and has
been blind for 10 years. He can
read now.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-08-09

81. sne .NOTICE!-iwiff
c\AlvN EASTTNo, ,SkIao send trial hottie
- - 80 O.SSo of the REJC=
vENATOR-suffIcient 10 show its merits
free of charge, to anyone afflicted, appl.
ing by letter, stating his symptoms and
age. Communications are all strictly
confidential. my 131tf
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-08-09

INDECENT sick OF the county. was,
on motion. accepted FOR the six
months ending Dec. 81, 1884:
"Medical" attendance and me-
dicines for all INDECENT patients,
per year, $500. ."-Glohe Belt.