The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-22

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Who "Dr. J. 7. Alder" is?
If Clayburg went awa- happy?
What be smt Of MeFI.rich's zig?
When Harry Black will carpet his
rev rJiei?
Who will draw that 800 prize at Won
dsrkuhlen & Bylei's?
If $. l.. Highleyman's cutter rig is not
the cutSsi N the city!
III B. N. Leady really thinks he is a
solid man at Wellington?
1t you will reed spd heed brother Van
Wsgner's sensible appeal?
The pane of the tailor who w,nt into
the country and slept in a barn?
Why Hugh Currsn dropped the kid in
such base at the opera house last night?
The clab would ike 10 know what b.
come OF The 'Dude" sicce the last meet.
ing?
What object the two young ladies al
in a ng Their names 1. "Snith sc.
Jones ]"
If yoa have paid up that delinquent
tax, or are one OF the victims of the added
penalty?
The nature of the curtain lecture
given 10 a certain implement dealer by his
better half?
The name OF the young lady on West
Second street who wears earrings in her
stockings?
How Will Mackey procured his mar
riage liceHse and Whist use he I'M, nos To
make of il?
What made the clerk so nervous who
sold the :wo men the boots and gave the
wong change?
The name of the snide reporter who
made an ass of bimself at the opera house
Sunday night?
III the citizens and citizenesses of this
place will De more careful hereafter TO PIE
pay their letters?
Who the thief was who stole the sars.
age from the rOou of a travelling man al
ksiseris last night?
If the young man who beat the poor
old people Out OF a board bill should not
be ashamed OF himself?
How +. NJ. Roberts, Of Clinton, liked
The oil paintings ne purchased at Parsons
and how high they came?
III people who are in the habit of !
splitting tobacco juice on the car. t of the |
opera house should not be tired?
The names of the two handsome young
blondes whe recently called upon Mrs. Me |
Laughlin to have their fortunes tod?
If the warm Leverage kept the Main
street grocery clerk from suffering with the |
cold while on the road to the party last
night?
III il is not about time for Rick to
officer to donate the aIdermanic salary to
the poor, and il he will be the only one to
donate?
IT the pretty school marin at Yelling
ton i OF the opinion that she can capture
the left side OF every engine which comes
into that town?
Ii the chess and checker players of the
city will rally in cool numbers tonight
and Checker club?
The name of the young lady who
talked to ri. &. Kemp at the party Tuesday
night till he was seized with a violent at
tack of nose bleed
If Beavers, of the Green Ridge Enter
prise, was glad 10 know last night that the
new court house will be as much success
rs the opera house?
If the young gentleman who saw the
Creole" on the boards was not so inteDtly
Interested In his companion that he
lid not catch the thread of the play?
III it is fact, as asserted by restau-
ant man, when patron yesterday ordered (
iame and eggs, that eggs are not to be mad
all the hens in this section being on a
trike? II
Ii the constant visitor at Marean's In
quest of damaged goods, and who annoys
he statesmen with her everlasting tongue
which is hung in the middle and hops at
10Th ends, had better purchase somethins
n quit talking?
ii a certain party, who has been at ,
ending various PLACES of amusement in the ,
.ity and representing himself to b. re- =
'orter, had not better take a tumble to |,
himself before ne is expos by the bona
Ide members of the press? 9
How many oaths a man will utter.
whose life is prolonged, say thirty years r
rom the present, if he keeps up, for that v
'eriOd, his habit OF giving vent To an oath
very Zen words, or at the moderate esti- /
nate, say $3.50 oaths or obscene words per |
ay?