The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-06-20
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lent IL gone. That's generally the
case with anything that's lent.
When a mans lu4ks speaks vo'umrs.
the besf thing be IA Do Is 10 sell them
for old junk.
An Unnecessary Formally: ibid you
present Charley Ia your father "No:
I didn't have 10. lie gave himself
SWAY before had a chance
A man und his frow should avoid
bot words. Il vas a circular single
umshdanoe. dot hot words VII produce
a coolnes. In der domes,iek circles
Tie FLORIDA strawberries only grow
on low. ordinary vines. By the time
they get north they ar go high wesuP-
posed they grew on church spires and
seather yanes.
A roostsr has heen born with ohly
one wing IN Dooly county. Ga Ia or
der 20 give a paragraphist AN oppor-
uuuiiy % say that u resembles some
shimneys-i. e. IL has a defective lew.
A Chicago reporter in giving an nc
count Of a murder spent three hours
N hunting up the caliber Of the pistol
that did the shooting. But bee forgot
to tell who was shot or Why, bu. he
found out the caliber.
4 gentleman with a large mouth
and a pr1cliyitv To smile was ouly
brought Ia u complete rest by being
asked by the photographer to please
''try and smile within the limits OF the
camera only"
An anxious inquirer wants to know
the fashionable color this spring for a
dogs pants.-Phila. Call. Well, we'll
tell you: We delight to impart useful
information. II is purpl-Otl City
Derrick. What KIND of bark is used
to color At?
burnley wanted to stand his landlady
on for a couple OF weeks board, and SO
at the brrakfast table he said IN a loud
tone of voice. ".Ah, Mrs. Hendricks,
yes. Mr.. Dumiey." All, Will you be
kind enough to pour a little cold water
IN my coffee? lis tua strong and hot.
After breakfast she said: Certainly,
Nj. Dumley, | will accommodate You
willingly"
Deacon Dewgood's sol returned
home very late the otnel night from 4
pressing engagement with his pretty
sweetheart. Where have YOU beens'
growled the old man rs the youth caint
sn,akiug up stairs IN his stocking feet
pear father" be replied, 81 can moi
tell q lie: I've been To Il protractec
meeting" And the good old man up
braided himself Tor having treated hl'
son 50 har,hly
The alphabet is not so bad AS yoI
might suppose. Only -four letters have
ever been IN jdil-Olange Observer
But only six OF them can ever get int
hrayen.-Painsville Democrat. Their
is a good show for nine of them In pur
gatuIy ana tive IN hades.-N Waterloo 90
server. Notwithstanding the fact tha
twelve of them are IN the penltentiary
while i've of them have gone t. th
avU-Warsaw Wash.
Where were you last Sunday Rob
bief' asked the teacher OF II of th
brightest scholars IN her sunday schoo
class. "My mother kept MT home.
Now BObbIe. do you know wher
lutte hoys 60 to when they play trualI
from Sunday SCHOOL," YES. ma'am.
"Wherey" "They 20 ishinr' exclaim
ed tie boy, letting the whole telin
family out Of the paper envelope.
Last Sunday one of the pastors q
the little village of Pownal was wall
ing to church, when lie say a MAJ
with his coat of, dggingin his gmdeI
> The good MAI beheld with grief an
I aslonlshmeut. and coming up TO I'll
! fence began reciti1g IN a solemn voice
. Remember the sabbath day to keep
: holy. SIX days shalt thou labor and d
nil thy work" "See here" said III
man IN the garden, looking up, "be 20
ticking to mey' Yes, my poor man,
= am" Wall. you needn't worry bot
me. then. | ain't a-g0in' to do an
work-Im only diggin' wo'oms to 4
a-fishln' with
They were in the grocery store. Sal
Brown Seeing IA bind man about
enter "Were YOU aware how dellcal
/ the touch Of a blind man isy Whe
. nature delrives us of one sense, ST
makes amends by bringing the utht
senses to extraordinary acuteness. ii
me illustrate by this gentleman. j
J take a scoop of sugar and let him fe'
d of 1t, and you see how quickly he'll tie
!, what il u.s." The blind man havln
!. entered, he was put to test. lie put ID
thumb and finger into the scoop. an
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