Daily Republican., 1884-07-07
Nasby.l
Nasby.
CoNFEDRRIT X ROADS,
(Which Is in the State NV Kentucky Z
.JoOn 81 1894

| DlIDOCIl5y tOg6L06r l3st ulJ6 tO tue couu
nv concertin methods Nv conductin |
the next camraue. Inezmuch ez the
salvashen NV the Corners. ez we'll ez
the kentry, depends upon the defect NV
Blaiue, / concluded to act upon the
principal that eternel vigilence is the
price of liberty. In the intrest NV re-
form and pure Government we must de- |
feet Blame, and to defect Blame we must
kerry Injeanny, and to kerry lnjeanny
determined to git ready the men wei
shel send from Kentucky into Injeanny
TO vote, and hsv 'em in readiniss to go,
OF soon ez we know that the price per
he'd hez been put up In hard cash.
We are patriots, but we alluz want 70
know first whether our candidate hez q
bari, and second whether he Is going to
put 1t on tap.
Therefore 1 called meetin that
mite set the ball rollin, ana commeDst
to address 1t myself. / opened elokently
ez follows ~ - -.s-n
Fellow Citizens To begin with l
shel hev to explane-"
That wuz all NV that speech which
ever delivered. That audashus wretch,
Joe Bigler, forced his way thro' the
throng, and ascending to the pulpit re-
kested me to set down, wich l did.
When he requests ! alluZ do.
"Feiler citizens" said Josef, "the
word EXPLAIN wich our subsided friend
yoosed, reminds me Nv an anecdote.
There was a stuterin man wich he'd
a wife, and the wife went away from
home to visit her mother TO be gone
some two weeks. She he'd list got to
the depot to take the. trane when she
remem bsred suthin wich made 1t nes-
sary for her to return immejitly to her
= peeceful home. She entered the front
door and diskivered her husband on
the stares, kissin her servant gal. This
wuz twenty yeers ago. The gen tleman
wich suffered wuz narratin the affectiE
) insident to his friends recently, and he
\ remarked: "And j-j-j.ist t.t-tthink NV
tt-the o.n-r-r-reason-b-b- e-ss nv
w-w.w-w-o-lnen. 1t t-tt-took me ff-f-
fifteen yeers to explain that"
"My friends, Dimocrisy hez very
similer experience. Originally he wez
welded to the Goddis NV Liberty, aud q
j very promisin couple they wez. But in
Calhoon' 3 time the Goddis caught him
kissin the old harlot Seceshn, and he
i hez bin 80 odd yeers explainin that.
! "Scaseiy wuz that fixed up when ht
l went gallivautin off after Slavery, the
elder sister nv Seceshn, and made wal
u upon Mexico at her biddin. He hea biz
:, ov0r 30 yeers explainin that.
"Onct more leavin his Lawful bride
u he took an excursion into Kansas, ant
5 wuz KEEP nifty busy for several yeers ex
u plainin that.
- "Then Slavery and Seceshn jinet
u hands in 1861 and attempted to murde
% his spouse, and he follered 'em blindly
!. giving EN- all the help he could. H
1 hez bin explainfn that for about 2
u yeers.
;. "From 1865 to 187She made a vigeru
'o 'o effort to save the life NV both the oil
AT hags, and he hez he'd his hands full eve
y. since to explane that.
"Forgettin his marital vows he after
~ 80 wards assaulted his wife's fust cousi
o' the Nashnel Credit, and insisted upo
fat money and KILN off speshy pay
ment, and he hez bin explainin tina
.p- ever SINCE"
he "And jist now he is off on exped
ton with Free Trade, and he'll worr
a yer souls out NV 700 for the next te
a years tryin to explane that"
he He prosecuted every unjust war v
yer hev waged, and opposed the only ju
one we ever had, and he hez been e.
las plainin that ever since"
200 He rushed off into repoodiasben u
in honest debt and he hez bin explain
las that ever since.'
"He howled for speshy, when v
ass ought to hev good paper mummy, ar
md howled for rag mummy when we oug
try to hev nothin but speshy or its equiv
of lent, and he's bin explainin that ev
ave since"
are "In brief the fust thing a Dim
Try kratic speeker alluz does when he col
+ mencos his speech Is to explain, al
E. II ~ oIn
IN "My friends ther don't happen to
at a single thing Dimocrisy hez attempt
on to do that he hezn't bin compelled
explane. He hez managed, with SIX
! wich Is trooly wonderful, TO git on I
wrong side Nv every question that Il
bin before the Amerikin people g,
oO,- sence he wuz born. Isl there's I
the wich he hexn't taken to his buzm a
,ent fur wich he Is now explainin, L dol
happen to remember it. If ther's he
rm, sy he hezn't sidid with, an error wi
D. he hezn't embraced, wrong wich
was hezn't championed, and piece
'ars id foolishnis wich he hezn't endors
'ted hev forgotten it."
iia "Other parties sometimes make m
lam takes--the Dimocrisy hez week.-mrs.
wn, crime. 1t perpetooAlly wants to conn
ects murder without any reason for 1t.
loai is the one party that never wuz RI
ears One wood suppose it mite occasiona
blunder into doin the proper thing,
lar it doesn't. 1t has the whiskey inhooei
lire at its back, and it wood court Norm,
,ket ism eff Utah had a electoral vote. II
fal- amt any sin witch it doesn't take
,ley wifi a relish. none wich its adhere,
'ay- won't stumick. The Dimekratic STUN
the is wuss nor an ostrich's-the ostrich
as digest simple stones-Dinocris wa
Is strong on .c.Ooal pizen. 1t can't II
on grass, and sweet corn wood turns
'Ver stumick. 1t wants still Slops "
ess- stricknin into it.
'ep "The Dimekratic party is like a
81 treetin army-it alluz Lez to look
q q Vi fur its reer. It's biggest enemy is
past 1t hez to spend it's entire time
We plainin how it hezn't been reely
I blame fur bein id fool. Its"
uoh Itwuz high time for this sort Il
to stop, for the middle he'd really
uao the attenshun Nv the people. T
wuzn't no yoose NV movin an adJe
% Sno ment, and the people must be STAN
~: ied sumhow. Heroic treatment
. 'n 20 necessary. Calmly rose, and interr
an tin tho speeker, remarktto the
a,ne jence =
"'ne Gentlemen, hev recently hef
legacy left me, and rekest yoo all
accompany me to Bascom's wher
". hev several bottles drawd from fr'
the bsrl, wich you are WELDON to. ws
ar yoo to jiue me In a drink
TO be The effeck wuz electrikie. Ihero
avs a wild charge for tho door, fur IL
ding bottles wood skasely go round In sec
amp crowd, and each wuz determined tt
aged lfust. Issaker Gavitt piled over the b
neet- Inv the crowd, and wux out NV the