Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-31
FACT AND FANCY.


of the Illinois State Bar association.
Why is a good square meal to
hungry man like a bucketP 1t goes
down well,
John II, Stephens, the first actual
settler of Minneapolis, Mimi, still lives
in that city.
Church music is sold by the choir.
Drum music, and much of the piano
kind, comes by tho pound.
81 pride myself on my rank" says
the onion. "And on the size of my
head" chimed in the cabbage.
This is one of tho kind of winters
that goes to extremes remarked the
man as he stamped his feet to get them
warm.
1t Is said that Paris ladies borrow
English fashions aud so transform
them that the London ladies take them
back as new.
The emperor of Austria is called the
finest game shot in Europe, and he
finds his own game, refusing to have it
driven toward him.
The English papers last received
state that Edward Weston, who is
walking 5000 miles at Birmingham,
had completed 6i3.
A writer on physiognomy says tka-
lovers of music usually have prominent
ears. This is probably the reason that
We see so many young dOnkeys in
steel-pcn coats at the opera
'I'm all wool and yard wide"
shouted Il cowboy us he gave his
somblero an extra side hitch and looked
around for foe. That may be-"
replied an undaunted female, but you
won't wash. "
A man who can thoroughly enjoy
himself ut fashionable reception after
discovering that the bow of his white
uccktie is under his left ear, is superb
or TO the pomps and vanities of this
wicked world.
The Due de Morny's definition of a
polite man is hard to realize. "A
polite man. says he, sis one who
listens with interest to things he knows
all about when they are told by per-
son who knows nothing about them"
Tho yorloo COWS .eIow.de.do, ,r ,ba
no "iih'o tIJ, I"J - to" ,.o,, 80 roMr
srifp,, tbo italian. .How do Won standpr
Tbn Dntrhman. "How do Won farepn
the Swnde, How can youP'' the Pols.
"Art tbou gayP" The Turk, "May
Allah prosper theer, and the Ouakes,
..How is tbnnp,,
r." t,..i, ,..,e. ~ .,o ,.o,n,, :, ouo.,
ItcSn,w",ot tr, "IH no u.o ,I",o" ,baro - 0 nc,
o"P',cI' h'nol, ,i,L ,%, ~ os ,,nh noro as ou,trr
~ Dr, ''oI% ~ Tr,nnh , "a,,a',o ~ ,ards G;rls ao
in tho cveninc With lone wands 10
Jrivc the isb lilo rooted tanks, where
tho,. ara Iori,nI in for the night to keon
thoy, fron, L;rJs NJ rrev
~, .o, .oo ooo
The statement mat S52' 5Oo.0oo OF
the Russian debt has been pald IN one
day, leads to the inquiry whether It
was an actual payment or com, and II
sso' what the effect VIII be OF the trans
nro6a5iIi,ics mr. % I m ara ] tbap il was n mere az.
rbongc of one form of socmritv for an
otbar
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Il ShaooiIl-urtsseu WoIliai ca,leu up
on one Oh our clllHenS loI a!u' c.aIlnlnS
Una Inat she was IN u starving conuiIion.
ine c'IlZen IooheH ,,'i upon Ier PieIaoIic
loFIu' eS'IluaVinS tHo 'NoILuuPo'S " sho
5upGFHuou5 ial' ana answered, oI W
know i.n She wLininGly answered,
.I'm bloated with crief.n
r,.,
Ihlrly hourS aiter 'he Java conVu'-
sion earthquake waves were seen at
strange to say at Panama,
on the Pacific side, nothing of the KIND
was seen. Ihe mystery IS explained
Alphabetically by saying that the "a
nc IS too shallow ana broken py ISLANDS
20 communicate the wave readily. us
,,, n.rIs "ero rooor"e" U" 'no o'"'' oi
ialco'
Harry and Charlle-aged ilve and
three lespoctively-have Just been
seated at their nursery table for din
ner. Harry sees that there Is but one
orange on the table, and Immediately
sets up a wailing that brings his mother
to the scene. Why, Harry, what are
you crying forP' she asks. "Be-be-
cause there amt any orange for
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