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, 1884-08-29
WIRE WHISPERS.
Mr.. Blaine leaves Bar Harbor for Ban
gor and Augusta to-day.

Mr.. Blaine leaves Bar Harbor for Ban
gor and Augusta to-day.
T~hirty-one deaths from cholera IN
Southern France yesterday.
At Providence yesterday the Provi-
dences scored G and the Cbicagos 4.
Baunister's Shoe Factory at Newark, n.
j., was destroyed by fire yesterday loss
$1,000 900.
The business portion of the village of
Albums, N. Y, was burned yesterday.
Loss 5000, 00O.
Minister Ferry says that owing to Chi
mas treachery it is impossible to treat her
as a civilized nation.
The Kansas Prohibitionists denounced
both old parties and placed a full ticket
in the fell yesterday.
Lieutenant Greedy and wife reached
Montreal yesterday. They are the guests
of the British Association.
The soldiers and sailors reunion at Chi
cago was not a pronounced success yester
day. General Logan appeared and was
cheered.
The British Government has contracted
with a Chicago firm to supply 100000
pounds of compressed beef for the Cor
don relief expedition.
The.British man-of-war Canada has
been ordered to be ready to sail to China
September 9. The "Dreadnaught" is
also commissioned.
Bank Examiner Ellis says the afflirs Of
the Second National Bank of Xenia, o.,
arc not as bad as was expected. All de-
mands will probably be met.
1t has now been decided that if Ms
Dora Buck, of Lincoln, Neb-, will furnish
proof of her relationship to Private
Henry the body will be exhumed.
General Wolseley expects to reacl
Dongola with the Gordon relief part,
about November I. General Earl has
been appointed second in command.
Fire at Ainsworth, w. T.. destroyed
the sheds of the Northern Pacific air com
pressor pumps used in the construction o
the Snake river bridge. Loss estimated
at $4,000.
A Chicago jury, to which was submittet
the question of the mental condition o
Wilbur r. Storey, of the Chicago Tunes
yesterday decided that he was incapacita
ted for business.
Alderman F. c. Denison, of Toronto
Major of the Body Guards, has accepte
command of the expedition of Canadia
Voyageurs to be sen to the relief Of Coz
don, at Khartoum.
The Greenbackers at Des Moines, La
adopted a big platform and nominated /
L. Burton, for Supreme Judge, j. I
Dooley, for Secretary OIL Estate, and Georg
DER, for State Treasurer.
The steamer Rose Standish was sun
by n collision in Boston harbor last ever
ing. The steamer caught on fire. Thel
were ITO passengers aboard but all wei
safely transferred to other boats.
Henry Irving was accorded an enthus
astic reception at the Lyceum Theate
London. last night. He played Richelis'
In response To- a call, he sid he was alot
to start on a six months trip, whir
would cover America from Canada
San Francisco. Alter that he would sett
per nanently in London.
, 1884-08-29
A Churchman s Memory.

SAN Francesca, August Is. - At
Monterey, Gala, the one hundredth ami
versary of the death of Padre Juuipero
Sierra, the pioneer of Catholic missions in
this city. wac celebrated to-day with all
the i'm posing ceremonial observance of
the Roman Catholic Church. The illus
tr.ous c~hurchman was born ut Majoica.
At the age of 10 he took the VOWS of a
franciscan. He came to Mexico in 1850,
where be remained seventeen years. He
was then appointed President of all the
missions Of Lower California. He came
to Upper California in 1869 and settled
this place in l770, where he formed the
San Carlos mission and caused to be
erected the San Carlos monastery, lately
repaired in anticipation of the anniversary
of his death. His burial place remained
secret for ~ninety-eight years. The cele-
bration to-day was attended by all Il e
prominent Roman Catholic Churches be-
sides delegations from California, pioneer,
many civic and military bodies. Arch
bishop Alemany blessed the church. AreL-
bishop Riodan delivered the religious
Grafton. State Senator Delvalle, the
nominee for Congress from the Sixth Dis
trict, gave the civic Grafton in Spanish.
There were 5000 visitors.
, 1884-08-29

New YoRK, August IS. -Govemment
IS, LOS; AIS, llSI; As, 1903; Canada
Pacific, A; Canada Southern, 35t;
Burlington, 20; Lackawanna, o.
Denver & Rio Grande, l2l; Erie. 1856;
Lake Shore, sos; Rock Island, IS;
Texas Pacifc, l2l; Western Union, CAT;
Louisville & Nashville, 32s; Michigan
Central, CT; Northern Pacific. p; North
ern Pacific preferred. 4os; North
western. 99I; St. Paul, S2l; Texas
Pacific, III; Union Pacific. 47s.
, 1884-08-29
THE CANUCKS KICK.
rh9y Oppose the Introduction
Of Western Cattle
ia tho Plea of Danger From
Disease.
A Bad Day For Trotters to Beat
Thar Records.


LONDON, August 2s.-The Canadian
Goyernm n replying to a report from the
Pfvy Counsel OF a memorial of the ranch
owners Of the Western United States,
ask NJ for freedom to import cattle
Though Canada to England, refuses to
grant the request on the ground that there
VIII be risk Of introducing dielse both
int ClniIl AMI Great Britain.
, 1884-08-29
Pushing Preparations.

LONDON, August 2s.-The government
is expediting the departure of and increas-
ing the reinforcements of the Egyptian
staff. At Woolwich, there has been addi-
tional hands engaged to put the trans
ports in readiness rapidly. 1t has been
decided TO increase the expedition for the
relief Of Gordon to 1000 men. Seven
hundred royal scouts will be dispatched
from the West Indies. The rest of the
troops go from Gibraltar, Malta and Cy-
press. Four hundred more river boats
have been ordered.
, 1884-08-29

Persons contemplating having gas in
their houses will have an opportunity to
select chandeliers from as fine a stock as
can be found in the West. at Dare & Col
Inns. Their stock will be in in a few
days and the public are cordially invited
to call and see for themselves.
, 1884-08-29
Looking Afcor Imported Cattle.

WASHINGTON. August 2s.-Conmis-
sioner Loring, of the Agricultural De-
partment, has issued a circular to collect
ors containing the regulations for the i'm
portation of meat. The rules laid down
are very stringent and have for their OBJ
Ject the strict quarantns and rigid inspec-
ton Of all imported animals.
, 1884-08-29
N Cases.

CHICAGO, August 2s.-The visit of DR..
Pawn, State Veterinarian, to Elmhurst,
yesterday, resulted in the killing of. ten
Jersey cows, appraised at $1,000. Their
lungs were found to show a more or less
decided trace of pleuro-pneumonia. In
some cases the lungs adhered firmly 10 the
ribs and we're decidedly hepatized
, 1884-08-29

Jud C. w. Wright has removed his
law office from the Delaware block to his
70 IN r residence, corner Seventeenth and
Hul streets.
, 1884-08-29

FoR RENT-House of three rooms. in
good location Apply to II. B. Patten,
81 House street.
, 1884-08-29
Consultation Free.
Mrs. Dr.. MwUIRHEAD,
The Renowned and Well Known Specialist

The Renowned and Well Known Specialist
Has arrived in this city, and has come to
cure all incurable diseases. Scrofula in
every form, Fits, Insanity, all diseases Of
the eye and ear, all diseases of females as
we'll as men and children. The most won
derful cures of Consumption are made by
her everywhere. She takes nothing in
hand but what she cures Diseases of the
throat and chest, Catarrh and Whooping
Cough give way quickly to her iniallible
remedy. None need dispair.
Office at NJ. A. Thompson's, corner of
Bent and Seventeenth streets.
Office hours, from 10 a N, to . p. N.
, 1884-08-29
FOR SALE.


Lots near tho ground bought by the
Cheyenne, Black Hills & Montana rail-
way company for depot purposes. Prices
low. BAIRD n CAMPBELL
, 1884-08-29
NEW L0cAL Nor.on-.

A diamond bracelet. The fnder will be
literally rewarded by leaving the same ut
the Flnst National Bank.
, 1884-08-29

Engraving in all its branches is done at
ZEHNER, JACKSON 4 BUEcnNER's.
, 1884-08-29

FHE~n o. ~TIRs.
At the Star Restaurant. Open all
night
, 1884-08-29

t &c largest stock vi Carp, t. ever m
Wyoming at Craig. Davis i Co.'G
, 1884-08-29

Every smoker should try Little
Joker"
, 1884-08-29

have rodu-ed the price of my "Reli-
able Cigar" manufactured fur the Pio-
neerl TO ten cents straight Jake Essel-
BON
, 1884-08-29

FnKsH "Y >TE1S.
At the Star Restaurant. Open all
N oht
, 1884-08-29
For fine watch requiring,
DAVID MILLER. 18th street.

Dare & Collins have an elegant line Of
gas chandeliers and fixtures Oh the way,
which will arrive IN q few days.
, 1884-08-29
For 20. RENT, 4: 4 :f,i; :. s:;.;: +

FOR RENT Sois s'q business s.
Offices and furnished and unfinished
sleeping rooms.
Steam heat and electric light furnished
with rooms il desired.
Rooms are conveniently situated in rev
Warren block and Commercial and FIR
National Bank buildings nj
office of +. L. WARREN.
| still have some of the celebrated Bond
4 Lillard whisky lett. Best brand pro-
duced. Sold over the counter for Is Its a
glass. Pioneer Saloon. Jake E~ssllborn.
Charles Ohnstein, the tailor, has moved
to the store of s. Berger, the pawnhrokcr.
two door west Of old location. Call and
see him.
Chris Mauss has removed his bakery 10
3l7 Ferguson str, ct. whore he has better
facilities for conducting his business.
Some special bargains in collars. halter
md harness of all kinds at James Kerri-
gan's, Eddy street.
You can buy Haviland's fine Trench
China in any quantities at Craig, Davis
x Coz 8.
, 1884-08-29

Some special bargains in collars, halterS
and harness of all kinds at James Kerri-
gan's, Eddy street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-24

the country. and that his administra-
ton may overcome the endorsements
which the peculiars ource Of it's power
imposes upon IL from the hour of It's
birth.
THE GAZETTE received this speech
of Blaiue's by telegraph on the day OF
its delivery too late for publication next
day. Since, however, discussion OF II
has accustomed general desire to see
II, we now publish 1t in full at the re
quest of readers who could not get Il
elsewhere.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-24
aarIrntlon ClosInr Dor lhe WInnr.

DULUTH. MINI, Nov. % "A blind
ing storm and a high northeast wind
have been raging since last night.
Nearly a foot OF snow has fallen and ie
drlfted badly. Travel Is greatly i'm
ueded. A high sea IL rolling No
boats were able to leave to-day, and m
coming boats are delayed Nnyiga
ton will close next week The last
messenger propeller for Buffalo leaves
here next Tuesday,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-24
m. M. TEMPLEToR a CO.,
GENERAL LAND AGENTS,

WICHITA FALLS. TENAs.
We have for sale auch and farm lands "a
low IA "a ~ per acre In various parts Of the
state. Can furnish ranches rom coo 70 lUpg
10 acres In sol ID bodice, espec ally Ia Wich-
ia aud WI barger countless IMMIGRANTS
will nnd our prices as advertised. We FUR
barg.r counties, and have the only complete
ones OF the same.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-24
anna BrItIsh Or the uaIou JaeLl

PHILADELPHIA, PA, Nov. 3.-The
International Navigation company,
which recently purchased four Ameri'
can built steamships Of the American
Stea nship company, are considering
the running OF American buill
steamer under the British dag instead
az under the american flag - II pres
ent Under the British fiag the steam
err can be run at very considerably les
cost FOR the reason thst now the com.
many IA compelled 20 ship men q
American ports aud American labor !
much higher than abroad.
e.-~-----
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-24
BETTER TIMES!


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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-24
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

ELSEWHERE IN this issue OF The
HERALD will be found the names OF
the government pensioners In Salt
Lake, Utah, Washington and Wa
satch Counties, and a portion of
those in Weber County, together with
the amount each drawR, the nature
of the injury emitting him to PEN
sion, and other particulars. The
list includes forty three names, and
comprises about a fourth of the
pensioners in the. Territory. We
have been disappointed In not being
able to obtain the Utah list entire,
but hope to succeed soon. The OBJ
ject of Congress in having the list
compiled and published, was to ex-
pose the frauds, if there are any,
and prevent unworthy pers ons
drawing money from the Treasury.
Are there any crooked pensioners
in the list that we print, and if so
who are they?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

GOVERNOR CRITTENDEN, of Mis-
souri,, has the unhappy faculty of
keeping himself In trouble by doing
things which he ought not to
do, and by not doing
things which he ought to do.
He is just now the subject of lively
and severe criticism on account of
having violated a State law, which
prohibits State official Il ON riding
on a railroad psfs, the law evidently
being wise and proper, the object
being to prevent officers from exS
tending undue favors to railway
companies. It seems that Critten.
den has no pass Of his own, but the
railways are kind enough to provide
"Mrs. Crittenden and family" with
passes, and theGovernor uses them as
a member of the good lady's family.
Not only is he accused of riding on
passes, but also Of charging the
State mileage when be travels on
official business. which makes mat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23
MUTT ACQUITTED.

AS was expected young James
Mutt, on trial at Pittsburgh, fer the
killing of his fathers murderer, has
been acquitted. The verdict was
based on the alleged belief Of the
jury that the young man was insar e
at the time he fired the fatal shots;
in reality it was verdict OF justifi-
able and commendable homicide.
Insanity was merely an excuse with
which the jurors appeased the Law
They did not believe Mutt was in.
sane. On the contrary, il they were
intelligent men, they knew he held
fair control of his senses, otherwise
he could not have been so unerrine
and so righteous in his vengeance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23
WHAT MAKES THE SUNSET RED.

Though little diffident, she il
quite phi losopher, and as they sal
together discussing the recent phen-
cmenaI sunsets, she suddenly de-
clared:
CT think 1 know the cause OF
them"
You do?" queried he.
"Yes."
"Then you know more than the
professors do"
Well, 1 have my idea of it, any
way"
"What is it?"
CT hate to say if before you
sob, come out with it; don't be
afraid of me-"
"Well-"
"Well-"
"Well, the sky bushes when she
sees the sun go to bedF"
And exclaiming, "There now =
I've told you!" she bid behind g
screen while he revived.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

A young actor, who is not re-
markable for his modesty, has a
very bad cough and cold. "Ah,' -
says the manager, 'you have a
cold" Which proves once more u
replies the actor, smiling, "that &C
tors are simply mortals!'
"Your husband always appears to
be in very high spirits" eyes, y
returned his wife, ''if they didn't
comeso high I should have had a
new fur sacque this winter"
"Come. let's bill and coo a little,
as we used to- said Mixey to his
wife, after they had been married a
year. eyes" she replied, "ycu look
out for the bills and I'll do the COZ
ing
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

The NEW YORK Mail and EG-
press says the present government
of Utah is a curious anomaly" 1t
is, it is. 1t is a government, not OF
the people, nor by the people, nor
for the people. 1t is Territorial
government, and therefore curious
anomaly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

SCHUYLER COLFAx steps from his
obscurity long enough to cay to a
newspaper reporter that he Is salts
fed with Arthur's administration
Mr.. Colfax may have intended this
as a compliment, but the country
will regard it as the severest censure
vet applied to the President.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23
OUR MURRAY ASSAILED.

1t does seem that Governor Muir
ray is not to be permitted to EMO,
that quiet rest and happy place tt
which one Of his tender sensibilitie
and delicate beauty ought to be en-
titled. There is something wront
in nature when bandbox man j!
subjected to the kicking and cutting
about and the rough handling thst
seem more in keeping with the
craggy nature and career of the I'm
couth and gruff. In the telegraphiC
report OF Mondays proceedings In
the House Of Representative
Congressman White is credited with
charging, after saying that thou
sands of dollars were stolen from
the treasury by federal officials
that by investigation sit would
be found that certain persons
notably the Governor of Utah, and
a man who last session lobbied in
the interest Of the whisky ring.
would deserve striped clothes and
the penitentiary." Now, Mr.. White
was bred, born and "raised"in Ken.
lucky, and while he is something
the Junior OF our pet Eli, is quite
familiar with the life, and at least
the public services of Murray. He
knew the latter during the late war,
knew him after the war ss United
States Marshal of the Blue Grass
State, knew him in politics and out,
and knows him now; hence, after
all this knowledge, why should Mr..
White make this assault which he
knew at the time would be
wired from one eide Of the con-
tinent to the other, and rufle
the smooth feathers of his brother
Kentuckian? Mr.. White must be
aware that there is chivalry in Ken
lucky, If there is no law, and that
charging an innocent Kentuckisn
with being fit subject for the peni
Tertiary is good ground for having
his gore spilled, especially when
that innocent is Of such stately and
elegant proportions, and there is 8
suggestion of encasing the manly
form in the zebra.like gsrb of the
"pen." We must believe that Con-
gresham White has not taken ali
the probabilities and possibilities
into account in alleging that cur
Eli would look well in broad paral-
lei stripes, running round. 1t may
be that White understands what
he is about; it may be that he thinks
he has investigated and believes he
knows something of "shortages" of
suppressed reports, OF hushipgs up,
Of things which he terms wrong In
morals, crooked in finance and ir.
regular in law; but SO long as he
refuses to be more specific than to
charge that man deserves striped
clothee, he must excuse US, if, in our
admiration for Murray, We fatty de-
cline to agree with him in this mat.
ter of State apparel. We are going
to cling to Eli. He is too beautiful
to be sacrificed in this unceremoni-
Gus, cruel manner. Until it is
proven beyond a reasonable doubt,
as the court says; until it is shown
to be an undisputed fact; until the
report is unearthed, If there was a
report; until the figures are shown
in black and white, we win stand
by our Governor, and swear that 1t
is Jealousy which has caused White
to assail him. The Kentucky Con-
gresham knows that he isn't as
handsome as Murray, and vainIy
imagines he can equalize things by
charging that Eli would look well
IT, - 81 L,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

THE DAILY HERALD Is published
every nornipe, Mondays excepted, at
Esst Temple Street, near First South.
Salt Lake Oity. by the HERALD
PRINTING and PUBLISHING COMPANY,
Subscription price Sl0.50 ger annHm,
postage included; parts of the year at
the same rate. To weekly Subscribers,
collections made by carriers, twenty
FIVE cent week.
TEE SEMI-WEEKLY HERALD is
published every Wednesday and sat-
urdsy morning. at $3.50 a year; six
months, Sl.75; postage included.
The WEEKLY HERALD is published
every thursday morning at 81 year,
six months S1,25, postage included.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

tiers good deal worse. An investi-
CATION is talked of. Crittenden Is q
brother-in-law Of our dear Langtry-
Murray, but he isn't as handsome as
Eli.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

For Lame Back. Side or Chest
uss Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price
ass. ssld BY z g. u n 1 Drug Store
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

nIRNES L LANNAN HAVE OPENED
Is a First-class Family Meat Market at
the above place, wkere the choicest OF Bee,
FRED. BARNES,
MARTIN LANNAN.
Telephone connections :al5
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-23

WEDNESDAY EVE. JAN. %, 1854.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11
GLEANINGS.

The Bible mentions go places in
Palestine, west of the Jordan, and
43O have been identified. 132 by the
staff of the Palestine Exploration
Fund.
OF 4, 500. 348 persons returned by the
census of Germany in 1882 as engaged
in agricultural work, 1890, $50, or
nearly a million and quarter are fe-
males.
A society $50 strong has been or
ganized in Toronto for the purpose
Of prepagating among the people ideas
of independence and separation from
England. "
A Georgia boy broke his arm while
pitching bail The surgeon said a
violent use Of the cords and muscles
in an effort to 'curve" had caused the
fracture.
William H. Vauderbilt's account
with Maud S. shows a profit of $l9.-
600, nearly 95 per cent, leaving out
the expense of keeping the pretty beast
ard driver.
Hundreds of people are now leaving
Cape May bag and baggage by every
train. Each and every party is escorted
to the railroad station by squads of
mosquitoes.
The average cost of sinking an oil
we'll in the Bradford field is IS, 600
The depths vary from 1000 to l. 800
feet. though few have been drilled
between 5000 and 4 900 feet.
Sitka, Alaska, has mild climate.
During fifty years If Russian observa-
tions the mercury fell below zero on
ly four times. The winters are mild
and steady. The rain fall is heavy.
The Turkish Government inspects
and, if it chooses, alters or suppresses
all kilograms received in or sent from
Turkey. Foreigners in Constantine
pie are vigorously resenting Turkish
endeavors to subject the mail to the
same surveillance.
In an English criminal trial there
are no exceptions, and after verdict
Of guilty, no matter how erroneous
the law has been laid down or how il
legal the conviction, there follows no
appeal except for mercy at the Home
Office, which is rarely granted.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11

"Ah, bah Jove," observed De
Smythe, who had only landed from
England few weeks, to pretty Miss
Browne. ''doncher knaw you would
adore Lunnon I'm not sure of it, y
she replied with faint sigh of weari-
ness. Bah Jove of course you
would. Everybody does you knaw.
abr "Ya-a-s, | like an English
man in his own home " $50 do /,
she replied.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11

80 you think John is becoming a
great man in the city2' said farmer,
speaking of his absent SON to com.
panion of his youth Great mani
should say so. Why, there amt 4
barkeeper in the city hardly that he
don't call by his first name"
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11

A Honolulu letter says; "The pau,
or native riding habit, is simply about
eight yards of calico, satin or silk,
which the native women and girls
wind around their limbs in such a
manner that both ends are left from
three to four feet long on each side,
so, when they sit astride the horses,
these ends stream out behind, which,
when party is riding with diff rent
colored habits, give very pretty APP
pearance.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11
Stranger than Fiction

are the records of some of the cures Of consump-
ton effected by that most wonderful remedy
DR. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery Thous-
ands OF grateful men and women, who have been
snatched almost from the YER jaws of DEATH can
testify that consumption in its early stages. Is no
longer incurable. The Di-eoverv has no equal
as a pectoral and Alternative and the most OBJ
stinate affections Of the throat and lungs yield TO
its power All druggists.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1884-09-11

A young man sent so cents to a
New York advertiser to learn "how to
make money fast, and was advised in
reply to glue S. greenback to the
bottom of his trunk. Having neither
greenback nor trunk, he feels that he is
so cents out.