Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1884-11-01
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CONFIDENT \ Roads (which is in the State
nv Kentucky, September y, 1884 I reserved
a call from the Nashnel Central Committee TO
come TO Moo York to reserve nstfuekshens
lot stumpn toof TO okkepy The time from
now till November Ist, wieh gladly obcyed
never hesitate 10 respond to call Nv this
kind. I get my lfanspodashcn from here 10
Moo York, wieh Is ehccpcf than lvn At home,
fpf The commitly send me money for meels,
and r. sleep most w the time On the way,
TO escape the monotony NV travel, ! don't
rely need the likkcr wieh Is nessafy a, home.
and then when am In Moo York. wain my
hm, hey the free run Nv the saloons in The
Sixth Ward. Tho the Iikker is unusually bad,
thcr is enun nv it, wch Is some consolsshen.
wa, invited up to the oommitty rooms,
and wur me, by the Chairman, the great
rarnum hisself.
where shcl We send Mr.. Nasty p sed he
to the Sckrctary
The Secretary onfoldcd mapuv the United
~ shood start him in Western Pccntylvany."
replied the Secretary. 1--WE need much work
there
Every good" sod Mr.. Barnum, you will
commence work in Piltsburg, Here is the
synopsis Nv the speech 700 will make there,
and 700 will need TO study ii keeriully so ez TO
make no mistakes. yoo will observe that in
Piusburg the colashuns 700 make are from
Randall's speeches on the tariff, wieh goes 10
prove that the Dimocrisy are pledged to Per.
teckshun, solid Devote yoor time and ener
gieS solely 10 this pint Voc may. however,
in Pittsburg, denounse the tariff on wool,
clamin tina, II enhances the cost NV cohin Nv
the workin.man, bu, insist that the tariff onto
iron must and shell be maintained. Find out
how the people are on prohibiShn, and act
accordingly When you find a Republican
Prohibishnis urge him TO remain true to his
principles and vote for ST. John by all means
but when 700 run agin Dcmokratic Prohibi.
shnist, show him the folly Nv THROWN away
his vote on a man witch cannot be clectid. -
~ understand, sed. "This is eleer sal
lin" And took the synopis Nv the Pi,tsburp
speech
From Pittsburg VOC will perceed over into
Ohio. warn 700 that 700 mus, keep sobe,
in Ohio, and must yoose discreshun and
cawshun. In the iron dees,ricks the Pitts
burg speech will do. Blu, remember this
when you git into the agricultural seek
le6,, ,,th
handid me another manooscript.l In this on,
Dimocrsy is pledged to free trade, with
few escepshuns. Thus, when you are 10 IN
grain counties in the interior you mus, inss
that the tariff onto wool shell be mane,aned
and also when you are up in the grape regiol
insis, tina, the tariff on wine shel not be dis
,urbed. When you cross the lines into seek
shuns wher ther ANT no wool or wine, an
I wher ther amt no manufacturer, you mus
u argoo that Free Trade is the only safcguar
. the people hev agin monopoly. And"
q "Kin you tell mt the counties wher mus
u talk tariff on wool and wine, and the countie
u wher musn', II wood be okkard TO g
: mixed on these things"
Mr.. Barnum perdoosed a map with line
IS drawn all over it,
Certainly. We hev maps prepared Il
h the yoose NV all OR speakers These cour
n ties on the line NV the lake witch is colore
d purple are wine counties, and wher there
l. white lines drawd ihro there is wool ca well
g wine. Wher there is a black cross onto en-
% ther is manufactures ez we'll ez wine and WOO
i In such counties 700 must urge protecti'
Z tariff onto everythin. In the count
OF marked wine exclusively the pereckshr
v mus, be confined to wine alone, and likewi
in the pure wool counties TO wool alone.
rs Sometimes ,her is wine in a part Wv
III county and sometimes wool only in part Nv
D. county, and in SIGH cases"
OF "Great Scott ;" I exclaimed, but can't
" this can't hev dozen speeches prepare
ne How am to perceed with such mixed
mess1"
"The process is simple, though great ca
must be observed. On arrivin at an appir
w ment 700 must take out the map and see VIII
c, 700 are. Then on arrivin at yer hotel sele
ne from yer valise-the commtty will furnish y
4. a valise in wich TO keep yer eileen shirts"
"The commi,,y will likewise hev to furni
". the eileen shirts, OF Their will be no yoose {
nd the valise, onlcss it is to keep the manoc
an Grips, wich. NV itself, will rekwire very lar
he one.
US eve shell furnish the valse and the Gle
hit shirts. We hev to do this with all our spec
* ers, cepin SIGH er Carl Shurts, wich we p
ny reglar prices to per mite, fur speekin fur Gle,
an land and Reform. By the time yoo
ly these appointments we will send 700 ano,i
ch route, and so on till November when we no
rs, vic,ry will hev crowned our efforts, and j
act she'll retire to yoor postoiiis at the Cr
are Roads the follerin March,
'th Mr.. Barnum gave me money and iransp
Tits ,ashen TO pi,tsburg, and departed happy.
The felt good wunst more TO hev dollar in
nee pokkit, and not to ieer the approach NV
ere conduck,er. hev bin dropp, of the hi
arm eend Of francs so many times tina, il is mono
In nous. One kin git thru the kenuy by b
IN kicked off one trane and waitin' for the next
last come only to be kicked of that, but IS wa
The onto the sect Nv the trousirs.
ons
ees
Who II wur uniorehnit yeneher was onlu'
zee, enuti to 81, into the city in the mornn', anc
ala. reported to the Cen,rel Commil,y The y
90. sual thing ensood. | wus invited to u
ion suihin, witch had no, The Spartan 6rmnis
ma. reiooze. One drink led to another, fur
Was active Dimoerisy Nv Pittsburg is drou,hy,
s,l by the time nigh, he'd come and he'd
is onto the platform wus fuller shan g
e is ! opened up my valise and eommensi
ling speech. When he, manooscripl ! kin sps
ali. drunk or sober, and dia speek. Did sp
6Ss tor any length OF time Indeed did