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Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
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also, in all eufecbled conditions whether tin
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Co.. Proprctors New York Sold by druggists
~ QUANTITY AND QUALITY, In the Di.
almond Dyes more coloring is given than il,
any known dyes, and they give faster and
more brilliant coor-. ZOE. at all druggists.
Wells Richardson's Co., Burlington, Vt. sam
pie card, 50 colors, and book Of directions for
Dc STAMP
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
IITWT Ut 4,
a Reliable Medicine

mr., the moro rnndy Appreciated by the system,
d w., ~, MIR" freely absorbed by THAN as vas M
perfectly Soye condition" ,6 STs' End %Ii
person nceis9 ih's tmG o. Se gt ,hey bayc f"nnd
in SInoIs r.NnartlN just tho thing ne led, Kelanf
Go MT mt of takngn spring medicine wv ~ q tSa
intc when the hot summer months are mere my ~
sygtSm il much to tho attacks Of us
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
NOTICES FROM THE PRESS.


TIE GoIprs ARGCsY il handsomely printed on tinted
paueT and Is reigCd with reading matter that can be
sniry placed in the hands Of our youth-HcTGfd Nor.
iistown, Pa.
II sparkling and pure interesting and hirh.toned
Tie hest authors in America contribute t. It's tJIilnS-
JQurNdL LcwistOwn, Me.
Parents aud guardians who would place f,s atirg,
rs well az Instructive rcadirg before their children
would do wel to subscribe TO IT. Chuch UEol, N y
Full OF life md VIM Il ccrmends itself to those desir
ni, 10 DO entertained and Instructed. The illustrations
ar, superb. We commend II 10 the reading public
rdniiv Fair, San Francisco, Cal.
Ithes taken Leading place among the hest pnrer- Of
ia class The publisher cNldeuty understands boys
ta.tts Times, lndianap Ills, Ind.
TUK GOLDEN kIGnSN Is bright, sparkling rnrcrfnr
bn, and girls, neither acusntiunni "a the QUO hand
nor dull d the othCr.-RtsS Philadelphia IA.
Tug GOLDEN hRGosv Is youths paper, and contains
marc irtrrestlus reading matter thnu any other
sim mr. publication in the country = Telegraph. Lu
buquc, Iowa - ~, a., Ga,
C1mn1ui1, and, beng once Introduced INTO the home
will l., sure t. remniu-Ecr,rld Cimden, Me.
Una GOLDEN ARuOsY il aa fnE rcunycl from, tho
rrnay innrity OF Sunday literature rs It Ia
fro-ri tho etnorniiLing tcnsationnsm OF the halt
dime trcaIr:ls.-N y. World,
Thg OOLpES hRdOSV ia no. only beautiful In appear
ancc but every way onn'erdnbic IN she character
OF ts cnntcn;r. ltis o. Ike tcV ~ for Young
ptopc that udlciUus fathers nEd c0t ~ caro- u lt
In ts hands OF thtir cntdgrn ID, tTJi! tlte ITts-.
1888 s-- .s.-a--
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

In New York city, according to
some figures recently published, there
are more than 500 rag-dealers.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
Youthful Indulgence

Oscar Widcs mother writes to the papers
that her son wits badly treated in America
and she saws he is going 10 Australia.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
Purify Your Blood

CoNconD, y. H., D1cemherJ 49,
G, T. ToOp o., Lowell, Mas. ,,t
Irrrlemcu, VIZ are pul4 ed tJ uotC that the demHni
fr IIGns Sursiparila continue H. increase It's stg
Win ugg.Cetis that Of any Other SnrnpulIa or blood
pnriicr, We bc,isYo II u glol In"iIN AM 40 MOI
~ ii Al ,priy 4 o. ". =. UapEuIuLL Co.,
A. piHiry FlTCH. II. u, FOSTER
+ IT, ngWf' 4 k iiirREpGy. Druggists.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
March April May

II h,, hcon wall sad Of Hools Sars1p'r a Its
holm rynS SGct qpcn he aod a G tho m n Iio,
GgpnHi5n ao n much more - tF1 lna Wv '' f h.
~, 0,,t'or uf century us0, az tins bolmpMtgpl "
day Is In advance OF theEJw aud ab0ioas diu1scfJ VI
years ago. ,-. .,.,,,,r.,
Sir. g. W. Manlcy, wsl,known ana yoTy pop ns"i
E,"nd. Sar srpaIia and ind ell you advertise ~ i'E
nd chesrlully recommend II 10 persons WHO ave III
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

The exact numbers killed and
wounded last year in the Isle of lschia
calamity have now been obtained. On
the island the total killed and wound
ed mot counting those who were badly
lruised) amount to 3,075, of whom
1912 were killed and 762 were maim-
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
WHAT SUBSCRIBERS SAY.

cannot speak too highly Of the AEGosY. my boys
think they could never do without H. al,
Mrs. NJ. 4. AXIElL " est Richheld ONO
THE AnGosY has been so good this year must have
1t another, enclosed is 81. %. - ,.. 49,.
Ihnvc taken number OF papers. but never had one
7 ike IA well ~ THE ARaOsT. To SIT before the IRE
these cold evenings and read l. the beat enjoy ment
know Of Tonight an ri9ding ny Ga pHpets Nv ever
again. - hho"LA''' NI'l"hu' '1''
Ishould take tho ARGosY another ycoriR hnd TO So
up nights 10 earn the money 20 pnS Yer ny 'nvIUseu
IA clio. I'D L. FLABhhL'N' "i''o'il' I jim.
I am SO deeply Interested in the ARoosY shouid
another year WISSIE S. MOORE, Audubon, Ia.
Ihavc been reader Of the ARGosY Che l's. year; and
u. 4. BRotHwELL, Wrkvheld, Kan.
TTp ARuosY Is tn very beat paper Of the Lind pub
Iished " yuld not do without II far twice 2 30
FRANK g. JOh#goN gainesville, y.
prize the ARGosY above all ycutka rapera; lt9
high moral tone and instructive reading is sure TO leave
"a lastin. imprCssi N with It's readers,
MEs lpA AUSTIN, Fort Halecs, Wy.
Ihnvc rcnd tho Golden Days Youths Companion. and
vide irikt, hoysnnd girls, but give me the ARGosr
wouId not Give IL for nny ether PAPER yer saw.
A. u. WILLIS, Brooklyn Ill.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

II has been for some time the habit
of u few small cattle men to take
Eastern cattle and sheep to the West
and raise them under more favorable
conditions Of soil and climate there.
The success which has attended this
has led to a totally new cattle industry,
consisting of the shipping of poor
cattle from the East and Cattening
them by Western grazing, after which
they are returned to Eastern markets.
Last year, says writer in the Chicago
Trbunc, 35, 900 head of old and young
cattle were brought out from the
East II ost of which will be fattened
and returned, while this year the
number has increased to $4,000. The
trade is likely, says this writer, to be-
come a distinctive one, and has been
favoMhly spoken of by cattle men
everywhere
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

1t is asserted that in Paris no fewer
than 10000 women earn their living
by the manufacture Of artificial flowers.
The rose is the test of proficiency
which the workshops demands, who
ever can counterfeit a rose being sup
posed equal to the imitation of any
flower whatever. In this, as-in other
branches of industry, there is usually
division of labor: the bud, foliage
and the mounting being done by differ
ent persons. AT present many flower
makers are out Of work, owing in part
to the competition of other countries
and in part to the fact that artificial
flowers are not universally in fashion.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

A profound political economist con-
nected with the University of Berlin
tells his classes that the nation which
will finally take the lcad in the world
will be the only one which will annu-
ally raise the largest amount of the
best fertilizers. The virgin soils OF
America, Africa and the great islands
of the sea will be al brought into cul-
tivation in the course of the next
century or two, and all the nations
will have steam, electricity, and a
whole patent Office of labor-sayinG
machines. Then the balance will lean
toward the people that can put into
the soil the best and the most fertiliz'
ing ingredients.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

In 1881 a Fargo (Dahota) farmer
noticed stool of wheat in his oat-
field, which consisted of twenty-five
stalks, headed out. These contained
$50 grains, of which 200 were planted
in 1882, yielding onc-ifth Of bushcl
Last spring this wheat was planted
and carefully cultivated. The product
Is seventeen bushels, an increase of
eighty-iye fold, and yield of ffty-siX
bushels and thirty-two pounds to the
acre. Seventeen bushels from single
kernel in three years is good growth.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
Tween y-four Ho ,rs TO Live.

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney,
ladder and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19
Moods Sarsapagil1a
100 Doaes One Dollar.

Sjdb ali druggists. 81 ~ for s.. Made only b!
q HOOD 4 CO., hpp,Aacli.ygt Lowell, Mas
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

1t will surprise some people to learn
that the sagebrush lands of Idaho,
naturally the very emblem of sterility,
and desolation, can be readily convert
ed into fruit farms whereon apples
peaches, ncctarincs, apricots, pruncs'
grapes, and all the small fruits are
produced in the greatest proiusion and
of quality unsurpassed. 1t is declar-
ed that the Boise Weiser, Fayette and
other Idaho valleys c<nnot be eXcelled
by any region east Of California for
the production of fruit
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1884-03-19

G72 houses at Ca3amicciola or these
537 were crushed and crumbled into
ruins, 1874 were damaged, and only
one escaped intact. OF foreigners on
the island there were hfty-four killed
If the same manner Of obtaining a
wife prevailed in this country as III
Polynesia, the temptation to eXagger'
ate about the number and size of the
fish caught by amateur anglers would
be greatly increased, When a young
Polynesian wants Il wife he goes to
the girls father and inquiries her value
in fish. lie then SETS out on a years
fishing excursion, and at the end OF
the trip reports to the old gentleman
what he has done. On the size and
number of his fish depend his matri-
monial hopes, and if he can present
patertamilas with n dozen suckers
and "A thirty-pound trout purchased in
a fish market, he makes himself "solid
in that quarter The engagement can
then be announced in the Polynesian
society papers.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23
SOCIETIES.

MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. ~, L. .. OF.
rrEET EVERY WEDNESDAY EVENING
M Al ODD Fellows Hall. at O'Clock. AL
members Of the order, In good standing, are
invited 20 attend. A. J. DURHAM, N. u.
VS.. BEARD, B. 3.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23

MISCELLANEOUS.
/ .',...l..4aa.allllIIanuuIumuuImuuu

silhouette pictures ~ they appear from issue to
issue. They win be pleased with the collection.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23
An Extraordinary Razor

HAs BEEN INVENTED BY THE QUEENS
IL OWN 90. Of England. The edge and
bo8v In 40 THIN and TLEXIBLE AS NEVER
10 REQUIRE GRINDING, and hardly ever
vaivet making shaving quite luxury 1t ts
creating GREAT EXCITEMENT In Europe
AMONG the experts, who pronounce 1t PER
FFCTiON. Two dollars in buffalo handle; "
in ivory. Every razor. to be genuine, must
bear on the reverse side the name OF Ma
THAN JOSEPH. GAL Clay street, San Fran
cisco. the only place in the United States
where they are obtained. Trade supplied;
sent By mall l0c extra or O. o. d.
The Queens own Company having
anlarced their factory, are now making PEARL
sna IVORY CARVING KNIVES, TABLE and
POCKET KNIVES, HUNTING KNIVES and
sOIHsORS, Of the same quality o. their mar.
yelously wonderful Razor. seS-lyd&w
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23

BEATIFIC LODGE, NO. z. X. OF p,
MEETs EACH FRIDAY OF hUEhf
Nl month, at O'Clock p. M, at its Castle
Hsn. in the Rickard- Foley tziiding.
All Brother Knights, In good standing. are
systernity invited to attend such meetings.
X. N. ROBINSON. O. O.
W. Z, DAVIDSON, K. of B. and 8.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23

An elegant assortment Of wall brackets
and lamp goods, consisting Of shades,
illuminators, wicke and cigar
lighters. Also, new patent window
shades, and lot Of fancy cabinet frames
and bird-cages. / have on hand all kinds
Of secondhand furniture, which will sell
at prices to suit the times. Call and ex-
anime goods at my store on South Main
street. P. 81. HUI.
Notice 20 Passengers.
Passengers wanting to 60 away on the
morning train viii please leave their orders
for the bus the night before at the Parker
House or Jackson House. =
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23
ST. gOHN's CHAPTER, n

EUREKA LODGE. NO. 10. r. d A. n.
v,HE STATED ooMMUNIoATIoNs OF Eu.
reka Lodge, No. 10, =. A. M, VIII pe
held in ODD Feilews' Hall Saturday. ON or De-
fore the full moon.
brethren in good standing, are cordially invis
ed 10 attend. A. L. FITZGERALD. W. IA.
JOHN u. JOINS, Secretary.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-23

Cards. neatly printed, with the words
For Rent" "For Sale" and Furnished
hooms To Lett" In large letters, can be
Aae u thin once u % cunts each,
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
5SANTSH
SALE
Fine ranch of 100 acres of

unsurpassed Farming Land
twenty-five acres under cultivation
with crops. Good House and Barn
on premises. Posts, polls and fencing
Tor whole ranch on the ground and
part fenced. Price $4,000. For
further particulars address or call on
David jenkins, AndersonvilIe. or the
MINERAL ARGUS, Maiden. 50
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
Strayed or Stolen.

FROM our ranch, one bay horse about four years
oId' star IN forehead; right hind foot white. bran
ded on left thigh thus \ called 'doubio hatchet
BRANDY.
nechestnut sorrel horse branded . on left thigh.
iair mostly eff fsom overheating.
one dark chestnut sorral horse, bald face; some
white Oh hind feet; branded O--S on left shoulder.
and } P on left thigh; also on same thigh.
Ono dapple gray horse, branded MS on let
shoulder and - on LEFT thigh.
one dark brown horse; star in forehead; branded
on left shoulder.
one bay horse, very high withers; branded D-S
On zen shoulder and II on left thigh.
Ten dollars viii be paid for information that viii
lead to the recovery Of each Of above described
horses. STUART, KOHRS & co
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
Walden Reduction Comnanu.

Trustees met Wednesday evening TO
accept bids for charcoal and transact
other business. Eight bids were re-
ceived for burning, and delivering coal
on ground, varying from IS to 243
cts. per bushel. \. I. Dinsmorc was
awarded contract 1T 49, cts.
Sup't Brainerd expressed himself as
being confident that the N. p. railroad
would ship freight for half rates.
Messrs. Gardner & Thompson were
appointed to select two solicitors to go
to White Sulphur Springs and Helena,
IN the interest Of the company.
5. S. Eaton, OF ST. Paul, subscribed
for 20 shares in the company with in.
struction to draw on him.
The resignation Of John Beck was
accepted and Henry Brooks elected TO
fill the vacancy.
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
Business Mentions.

Store. Us
Fresh Mixed French Candies. at Star
Drug Store. 0''
Champion Sticky Fly paper, at Star
Drug Store.
Drug Store.
Pqtato Bug Poison. Sure Shot. At
Star Drug Store.
For Rent-A good store Room. En-
quire at Star Drug Store.
Spruce, Rubber and White Noun
tam Chewing Gum, at Star Drug store.
Summer Underware in white and
fancy %colors, at the One Price c. O. d..
corner Main and Montana SIS.
When you have business at White
Su!phur Springs, call at the Saratoga"
Dpnham, Ialoney q Co, Proprietors.
Measures taken for suits at N. T..
4 large variety of samples
select from. Fit guaranteed.
The finest line Of Cashmere and Lawn
Tennis Over shirts, at n. T. Dinsmore's.
the One Price G. Q. d., Corner Of Main
and Montana Streets.
When you want TO buy Clothing.
tents Furnishing Goods, Boots and
Shoes, Hats, Trunks. Valises. etc.
Remember that N. T. Dinsmore. Sells
than any other House in
Go.
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
MAIDEN LODGE, No. 70. a.. 0. U. Y.
MEETS EVERY FRIDAY EVENING.
Jos. MASON, 81. ". a. THOMPSON, r.
LOCAL NEWS.

VIM. Berkins was in town Saturday.
Dave Jones returned from Billings,
last evening.
Don't forget that you want to be i N
Maiden on the 4th.
w. P. Brainerd returned from his
Eastern trip Tuesday evening.
Max Waterman was in Maiden, this
week on professional business.
See David Jenkins advertisement Of
sale Of ranch. 1t j. a bargain.
Maiden has a fire warden. Charles
A. Archer has been appointed to fH
that position.
The roof of }. }. Campbell's store, at
Andersonville, took fire Thursday, and
the building had a narrow escape from
destruction.
Cbas. Lehman & Co., dealers in gen
eral merchandise, have their advertise
ment in this issue Of the ARGUS. This
firm is located at Cottonwood and needs
no Introduction to dweners in the Judith
Basin,
The A. 0. U. W. dance, on July 4th.
at this early date, is an assured success.
The music has been secured. consist
ing Of first and second violin, haas VOL.
piano and orn Agood time can be
depended upon.
The Maiden Argus has a good word
to say for n. I. Dinsmore, the popular
clothing merchant Of this camp. y. T.
YEAS formely with Cans d Klein. of this
| lace, and We know he well deserves
business success as well as the Argus
praiae.-River Press.
To satisfy : Judgment rendered
against P. ]. Gessner, ct al, in favor of !
John Durham, ct al, the following
property was sold al Sherif's sale, We'd
nesday afternoon, a figures given: Lots
and 9, in block !, $4,000; lot s. in
block b, 800; and an undivided one .
sixth interest in the Northern Pacific !
nine, for $3.50.
The Maiden base ball club claims J.
he Territorial championship. - hide r.
The Maiden base bail club q.
Iaims nothing Of the kind, nor has
nything been published 10 that effect. 81
However, if any Of the dude clubs of
railroad towns want to be enter =
lined on the diamond. come over and j.
e will try to make it interesting.
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
ARRANGEMENTS CORPLE1e!
For the Great Celebration on the Fourth OF July.

as the glorious 18th approaches. inter
est IN the preparations for the days
exercises increases. The committee
having arrangements in charge, consul
mated their plans the first of the week.
The programme as originally pub
llshed will be carried out in detail
Hon. James Fergus has accepted the
invitation extended him to act as orator
OF the day, and the committee extend
TO him as well as d. Hilger, who will
read the Declaration of independence,
a vote of thanks. Arrangements have
oeen made for their reception.
A platform will be erected in the
grove IN Park addition, for the speakers
ana music, which viii be profusely
decorated with the stars and stripes.
evergreens, etc. Also a liberal number
u seats will be put up in the grove
"Ilhih hearing distance of the stand.
The bag, wheelbarrow. foot races.
wrestling and all other physical exer-
oiSes' Will occur on the grounds. while
Tue track for horse racing has been left
for future action.
MessFs. Groesbeck, F. Dunton. H. w.
Hlgley' a. NJ. Thompson, Bailey and
o|-eiS' nav been selected to furnish
Tocai music on the occasion. Mr..
t-nN Martin will c as organist.
rom The present outlook the cele
: a'''h her" vii prove a grand sa...
; '9 la ana near have ai-a.4e5 .
ger intention Of coming. ana III
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19

favored hs good weather the attend
anco will be much greater than antici
pated.
Parties desiring to enter horses for
any class or to participate in foot races
should call on or address, II. w. Higlev.
SECRETARY Of citizens COMMITTEES
The Mineral argus., 1884-06-19
Taken up.

taken UP, one stray two or three seag old roam
Tie, The same can be had BY proving pr6pcrty
ana paving charges, at Cali ornia Ranch; Six miles
beI2w Chamberla.h S, Neagher county, Montana.
- II. w. BDWFN
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-15
To MARRY NUMBER FOUR.
With Three Husbands Living, Katie I'm.
cages Herself to Another Man.

With Three Husbands Living, Katie En-
cages Herself to Another Man.
Four years ago Katie Burns, the 49,
year-old daughter of respectable and
well-to-do parents in Monticello, was
married to James Reardon, a young man
of that village. They came to Port Jer-
Wis to live. They lived happily for a
time. Then ReardOn charged his wife
with inidelity and disappeared. He re-
turned to Port Jervis after few months,
and his wife had him arrested for non
support. She began suit against him for
divorce. He again disappeared, and for
some reason the suit was not proceeded
with. Two years ago Frank Geiser, a
dashing young man from New York,
came to Port Jervis to tend bar. He be-
came acquainted with Mrs. Reardon, and
in short time the two were married.
Not long afterward officers came to town
and took Geiser away on a charge of rob-
berry committed in New York. He is
now in Sing Sing.
A few months afterward Jenial Tuttle
of this village, fell in love with Mrs.
Reardon-Geiser and married her. Early
last month she disappeared, and it was
only within few days that 1t was dis
covered that she was living in New York.
Tuttle went to the city in search of her.
While there he fell in with James Rear
don. In their intercourse with one an
other they discovered that they were
both husbands of the same woman. They
resolved to take measures to bring her
to justice. Ascertaining that she was
boarding in West Thirteenth street, they
procured an order for her arrest on the
charge of bigamy. Proceeding to the
boarding house on Tuesday afternoon,
they learned that Katie had gone to Bar
NUNS circus with gentleman. Rear
don, futile and gentleman went to the
circus. They soon discovered her and
her escort, a ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS young
man, seated in a box near the Madison
avenue entrance. Katie also discovered
the approach of her two husbands at
the same time, and before they could
reach her she rushed from her seat and
out of the garden into Madison avenue,
much to the establishment of her escort.
She could not be found. The young
gentleman who was with her refused to
give his name, but said that he was en-
gagged to be married to Miss Wilson, the
name he knew her by.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-15

CHEEKY remark, "that the first thingyou'd
better do is to roll over in some barn
yard"
Wouldn't 1t answer quite as well, gem
eral, :, was the Paralyzing answer, eff
remained In your office aWhile?"
Oh, curling satire! Didn't that poor
devil have to work But he cot on
sWimmingly, and as soon as you enter
and present your card he will say:
There are dozen people ahead Of
you, sir; will you wait?''
Of course you wont. He knows it.
You don't like Micawber. You retire,
and conclude to try and get an interview
next day.
AS you enter the outer office you see
quite as many walters" as there were
yesterday. You are about to retire in
disgust, when you notice a fellow enter,
amble up to the rail and present a card
carefully rolled in what would pass at
almost any national bank for check.
please hand the General my card and
say I would like to see him"
This remark, together with the pecul-
lar winding sheet of the card, sends the
aforesaid young man into the private of
flee. In moment he reappears.
THE General will see you, Mr.. -"
And In he goes.
AO4AA5 A1aAA1 you NOAIU16 10
chow is it that gentleman secures an au-
dience before the rest of us, who have
waited two days?"
"Ohi" blurts out the embryo barrister,
"you see he lives out of town. Got to
get train. Important case, too"
You go away believing in the young
mans veracity; but, alas, you change
your mind, when you see the man, three
hours later, dining with a grass widow,
and with sufficient time to spend the
face of another check, quite as large, but
which is not put to half so good a use,
for it is in worse company.