Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-05-17

| Make it's juices rare | Ard the mouth of our baby waters the while He viawoth the treasure there. ! IEe doctor smilsth a wan. sad smile And he heavcth a crocodile moan. | ~Ard the marble man soeth into his yard And ae pol he,h up a stone.
 And ,he undertaken mournfuIly asks: Nhst uIll hI- etsure bes'' While tte sexton labels a spot reserved JLctr willow tree. Philadelphia Record
 Whisky for foreign export is pouring into Baltimore.
 Work has been resumed on the Wash lngtoa monument. The semi annual dividends payable in Bo-ton ir May aggregate S3,29S.0S0.
 4 Spi;ituai;st Temple, to cost S2jO.OOO, IS being erected in the Black Bay region of Boston.
 \ Massachusetts woman is sueing her mOther-in-l9w for S25,OJO damages for alleged slauier
 The Postal Telegraph bill will prob ably make 2j cents the maximum charge for twanJ! words.
 Ex-Senato- Dorsey has failed to res pond tH the subgUnG summOnmg him before the Springer committee.
 4 long list of Alabama claims awards IS published, most )f them being for amounts less than $500 and none ex- ceedine S7,CJu.
 Tae Massachusetts Legislature has appropriated S6jO.OUO to turn the West borough reform school into a homp- pattic hospital.
 Judge Yerses of Philadelphia decided lately that evidence regarding state m uts made over a telephone wire was admissible.
 Montreal IS up in arms over the dis missgl of a pretty Octoroon from a cierkship in large dry goods house on account of complaint aboTt her color.
 There are 15,OOO rich Americans living
 In EnrIsnd a drummer" is called ''bs bssman."
 Fruit trees ID the southern counties fl England have been severely injured by frost.
 Tbe loss of life by the recent railroad bridge disaster in Spain k now placed at llO.
 England has begun to read Emerson, and hopes Co be up with Massachusetts some day.
 The British troop-ship Crocodile, now m the Red Sea, has had six cases of caolera ou board. Three have proved fatal.
 Tune is up. Either Keely or his mo- tor must go.
 Colonel Ingersoil is described by a Western paper as ''the great, round, fat, oily man of Satan
 A Southbridgc. Connecticut, school teacher received the following excuse recently; Homie stade home cuz he he'd 10 close and that's excUs enuf god nose
 There Is one good thing about leap year, and that is that leap year jokes can only be used once in four years. Some of the jokes arc SO feeble now that they are hardly expected to survive the sum mer.
 Borrowing for living is certainly not paying business.
 The young lady from Vassar does not speak of a clammy sweat, but of bi- valvular transportation.
 Levy, the cornetist, is writing an auto biography. He has been blowing notes for It these many years.
 A nan in Rochester fancies himself Rip Van Wrinkle. He must have been on the police force twenty years.
 The young lady who can peel a potato in five minutes is as useful as the young woman who speaks five languages g C. cessfuL
 There is fresh report that Berber has fallen.
 Over 10000 pictures have been offered the London Academy.
 Berlin letters express a hope that America will speedily replace Sargent.
 The SuItau's recent reception to the Crown Prince of AustrIa cost over 9IbN,OJl.
 Herbert Spencer has started for Australia, 60 long sea voyage Selng re- commented for ms health
 A Pari-lan ladies' rowing club has a geutlemeE's club for six cared barge race.
 Empress Auna, widow of Emperor FeTiluald " of Austria, died Saturday as Pra-ae, aged oi years.
 E1e.aud sill station an ironclad at Suakin permanently to protect mat city against attacks from OsmAn Digms
 The Liberals are meeting with great succes- in their work of unifying ;peIr party throughout the German Empire.
 The Mayor oi Vienna has received a ior.tion of 100000 fiarins, and a sealed letter as tO its ultimate dis which is not to be opened till 1890.
 Owing to the discovery at Moscow oi a plot to assassInate the Czar, the festivities in honor of the coming of age of the Czarowitz will be held Rt St. 
 The peach crop has been officially de- stroyed.
 YOu never know where all the sealskin sacques go Co unless you attend the matinee.
 When a salOnn-keeper retires with competency it Is generally supposed he has made his fortune by bargains.
 ~Rsnts are high this year." murmured c. D. Russ. as be glOomily surveyed a split in the back of his ccat.
 When Ariemus Ward stopped at the Salt Lake House 1t was a temperance hotel. He says there was nothing sold there stronger than butter. but that wss real strengthy.