The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-04-29

right?
When the court house will be COM
nenced?
What made Fred turn so red yesterday
evening?
If East Sedalis isn't little ahead ON
weddings?
III ]. p. got left in East Sedalia the
other night?
How certain gentl5man likes lis
new plants?
What the young man will do with the
crazy quilt1
If the young man is quite sure abou
the size, etc?
When Joe Davis vii! get another Jug
OF butIermilk
Where John Harris obtained that new
suit OF clothes?
What became of the man who had so
much money?
If Brent Smith is not good man
with shotgun?
The name of the gentleman who wants
to buy the springs?
What became of the gold dollar the
young lady had?
How Harry liked the hallmark he re-
ceived yesterday?
Who went to St. Louis with Bill
Tucker last ght?
The name of the gentleman the boys
call ''puddleduck ?"
What the lady thought when she found
the key in the yard?
When that Third street young man
will take tumble?
What the young ladies intend doing
with the bag OF salt?
Why the young ma was so anxious
to get the butter dish?
Ii the young lady will keep the secret
the young man gave her?
When the dog nuisance on West Third
street will be abolished
How long before another burglar will
be brought up standing?
III certain young East Sedalian is
mourning this morning?
III Lemons" the dude contractor, went
to California this morning?
When the young lady will receive the
long promised photograph?
The name of the argument Dixon and
Stocks were having yesterday?
III the two East Sedalia young men got
left at church Thursday night?
If certain young man has said Good
night for his last time In Sedalia?
The name of the gentleman wko
couldn't hit the side of house ?"
If a certain young lady on East Third
street don't talk in her sleep?
The name OF the gentleman who sailed
The meat TO make it weigh heavy?
The names of the two young men who
we're feeling so good yesterday EVENING",
III those engineers expect to ever get
forgiveness for the stories they told recent
If Sedalia youths will mourn for the
sir % maiden who left the city last
hight?
What strong article that young lady
vas carrying up Ohio street Thursday at
noon?
Why the young man was afraid to
open the letter, and If be is not glad he did
lot?
III that Fourth street couple were
aware that BAZoo reporter saw them last
evening?
The names of the two young ladies
who quarreled over the young man at the
sociaOle?
If the young lady really thinks the
youngest of the thee boys is so glum
looking"
The name of the young lady who
bought burglars had chloroformed her one
light last week?
Why a would. be reporter on an alleged
Forming newspaper would not follow the
tenn to the pest house?
If - thinks it good for his health to
climb the northeast hill of Otterville four
'r five nights every week?
If the railroad company did not make
mistake In abolishing the Office of rail-
'oad policeman at the Union depot?
The name of the woIcan who wanted to
lie when she found the snow storm Mon
lay night had ruined her fine geraniums
If, before the summer is over, some of
he hardest kickers against the weather
will not wish for lone little drop OF rain ?"
The name of the proprietor of GER
ain boarding house, who charges his
'oarders full price and only gives them
wo meals day?
What Ed. Burrowes, of the St. Joe
Iszette, would do if the BAZoo repeated
Ill that was told it's reporter by Mrs. Ad-
Tins, the lunatic?
Where the fellow was raised who
leans his teeth on Pullman car by Dip
'ing his brush in glass used by the pas
engers to drink?
What the feelings of the Fayette dude
we're when his successful Sedalia rival
walked off with the young lady to the the
tire Friday evening?
If the signing of the high license or
finance is not a credit, not only TO the
mayor and board of aldermen. but to every
ax-psyer in the city?