The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-02-16
A little batch of $40 600, 900 is very

naughty, but its very nice.
--"Subdu'd snuff is handsome new
color not to he sneezed at.
"A charity bawl-"Gimme ten cents
to buy er loaf of bread with"
The horseshoe crab grinds it food
between its thighs.
DR.. Graves Heart Regulator cures all
forms Of Heart Disease, nervousness and
sleeplessness.
-Oae-half the human family die un-
der the age of seventeen.
The Emperor of China sleeps on a
bedstead that has been in use for two
centuries.
GUARANTEED to cure cold or cough
-Acker's celebrated English Remedy. Sold
by DR. c T Horn, Lehighton, and E A Horn,
Weissport.
Miss Nellie Rossiter. the Philadel-
phia girl whose book on silk culture is
the standard authority for the work, is
only sixteen years old
The valuation of property in New
York city is as great as that of London.
When girl has lost her spirits she
doesn't stand gh ost of a chance, no
one can re-spectre.
-ACKER'S DYsPEPsIA TARLETs NEVER
Fail. Sold nv Dr C Horn, Lehlghton and
Horn, Weissport.
An up town plumber has married
milliner Everything tends to consoli-
dation and monopoly these days.
The man who began keeping diary
at the first of the year is still keeping it
but he now uses the pages as cigarette
papers.
ARE YOU Miserable through indigestion
Sour Stomach. or Constipation? Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will relieve
You. Sold bv Dir IT Horn, Lehighton and
Z A Horn, Weissport.
"A Leeds paper says that a Young
widow In that city, who writes we'll, is
training for an editor. Who is the editor?
Henry Willard should have stuck TO
the newspaper business, Then he would
know just how much he had.
Lawyers and doctors blunders have
been the cause OF more than one mans
chokin to death. Some persons have been
known to choke from coughing. These in
stances are few if Jadwin's Pine Tar Syrup
IS used. Ter bottle. 25 cents and 81. For
sale at Thomas drug store
The Misses EHie and Birdie Moore
are running paper at tMilledgeville. KY
great many young men "call to see
the editor"
-"What shall I give my loveI" asks
a poet contributor in ten verse produc-
tion. How would it do to give her the
pSem2 We do not want il.
1T was serous reflection upon the
veracity of musicians. when the editor
pnt over the musical department of his
plper. the head, "Amoug the Lvres."
HUNDREDS Write they owe their life
and present GOOD health to Acker's English
Remedy for Consumption, Coughs, Colds
&c. Sold by C. T. Horn, Lchighton, and
f. A. Horn, Weissrort.
1t is said that Satin is ever watch.
ing TO find MS unemployed" The gent
! lemNn referred 10 never watches news
paper men. It would be waste of val
uable time.
-Donnelly, the millionaire California
cattle dealer, who died last week, was
getting ready to start newspaper to
push him IN politics. He was mighty
lucky to die when he did.
Peck's Bad Boy says he can sleep with
his feet hanging out of the window the
coldest Of winter nights, if he can only be
furnished with good supply Of Jadwin's
Pine Tar Syrup. Verify, it is balm for
the afflicted. Price, 25c. and 81 per bottle.
For sale at Thomas drug store.
"A contribution came to us this week
headed "Huw He Fooled the Editor" 4"
II the contributor thinks ne fooled the
editor into printing his effusion he will
be undeceived by ransackipg the waste
basket
Just before the holidays all the rural
papers are bulging with great lads" set
in the biggest and blacklist wood type
the printer can scare up. Then the
readers swear, just after the holidays
the "ads" dwindle to diminutIve proper
tions, and then the publishers swear.
Gentlemen, please form ring. The
Louisville Journal man calls the Chatta-
nooga Times The Daily Tom Cat, and its
editor, that chuckle.headed mouth-piece
of coal hole,
Observing exchanges have discover.
ed that the greediest man after news
paper is the one who is too mean to sub
scribe, He is always in waiting for the
latest paper, and it is not on the owners
porch two minutes till the non-subscrib.
er pounces on to it, and, after reading it,
invariably throws it aside with the re-
mark that he could make better paper
himself.