Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-07-26
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS

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Oft as the youth is bent the twigs n.
rlined. 49, SVtjngs.
The health question-How are youl-
Aeio York Journai.
"a "droll dog" is wag with funr
ale. -Pittsburgh Chronaeie
The parson at the wedding is the right
man in the rite place. Harbeye.
A good many 'amusementsn are boe
but fishing is reel fun. Tile Judge
The man who bosses the turnstile dos
not always set the fashions. Blo0mingta
Eye.
Those who beat us in the swimmir.
days of boyhood are our mothers
Waterloo Observer.
Sleep NAV knit the raveled sleeve
care, but it absolutely refuses to dan
holes in socks. boston Star.
An invention certain to keep necktis
in place is announced. One thing NOR
and all men will be happy; An inycnta
that will hunt for collar buttons
Do not let adversely discourage 70.
my son. Were it not for the kicks which
ii receives the football would never gs
up in the world. Boston Transcript
An echo in an English church repG1
twenty-one syllables. The edifice mus
have been used in ancient times for Ne2
spelling matches. -NeD York Journal
Wives are presumptuous creatue
They are always asking for lock
their lovers hair before marriage aai
taking it without asking afterwad-
ChicagO San
'EPapa's Home Tonight is the hti
of new song, twill be very useful 10
the young lady on such occasions toS
by the open window and sing to Gcog
as a pointer. Boston Post.
'Has Vulcan Left the Skies 18Th
title of scientific article in an ezchans
We understand that Vulcan is gully
forging, and it may be that he has y.
the skies for Canada. -N0Trlst0rh Haa@
A Frenchman in New York ml1s
dimples in the faces of all who can al1'
to pay for the luxury. AS he has ad's
tised for a steam drill it is safe to y
sumo that he has commercial tTa'~
for customer. Boston C0ur56T.
''What sort of a soup is thisf saa
gentleman in an uptown boarding ~
the other day to waiter "N ny NJ
is bean soup" was the reply. we
know it has been soup, but what 81.
soup is it nowl" queried thelnterfo91
-Eretzers Weekly.
"The Newport dentist, who went v
ing at point on Eagle Greek, say.
Kentucky State Journat, twas c''ls'1
ably taken aback when a farmer -
vicinity brought to him an old hafIOs
have some of its teeth eXtractea -
new ones put in. The dentist looN'-
if it was quite narrowing scene.
An English provincial ncwsPaPg5 y
correspondent in London who no.9s IS
crative place under government, anu ~
sequently indolent, forgetting SOM. 80,
to, write his letter, but never l"s. h
to draw his pay. The other a4! au
end of silent week, he "iIeu'r =
time to write letter; send checA .;,,s
which the editor answered, 81 No i'D'
sign check; send letter" 1t CAM
IsIPEcUSIoUs JONES
Impecunious Jones,
all on a summers day,
He wandered to tine forese
for to pass the time away
Impecunious fished
where the sparkling waters
And the beauties that be caus.
they are numbered not q OH
Impecunious Jones
sat before the grocery So
And he lied as man hath ~
in the DAYS of blfssfui yoiS
InIpecunious fell ..,g
and he broke his little Jar1
At which the coming fisiiei''
he gazeth ON in awe; :. H4isE
H. s. Keller, - -
Austria has eighty-four trau, mrs.
comprising schools for teXtiie -
lures, for wood and stem =, - .nsg