The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-11-08
BRISTOL ITEMS.

soiHe peuulei wagon. 10 10 this sue |
cessfully the driver must be allured into
confidence by the aid OF confederate.
who takes up his position beside the
front action, samples and inquiries the
price of butter and talks quite fuently
and glibly about things over there in
Utah. Then let your harvest be slick.
According to the the theory of the
Oldest inhabitant the coming winter is
to be a mild one.
A few days since Mr.. Whisky, who
had got the best of discharged employee
of the Day furnace, pulled pistol OH
foreman Walsh, who retaliated with a
hammer, telling hi, assailant to the
earth. Whisky at his highest gauge,
is noted for his kind and amiable dispo-
ston. My advice is, however, to let
him alone, az he is liable to throw you
down in the mud, or leave you standing |
on your head is some remote corner Of |
Chinatown with nothing to fall back on,
save perhaps black.eye and chaos of |
ideas that harmonic With the whole |
world-for the time being.
Eugene Wyman has left Bristol for the
purpose of assuming the rod of state at
the institute of learning in Eagle Valley.
There is no better teacher in Nevada than
that same Wyman.
Stewart Mcintosh is supplying Bristol
with beef of such fine quality that it
would tickle the palate of an epicure.
The political cigar, which of late has
been the cause OF laying waste so many
good lucifers, is now thing Of the past.
In trying to get them to burn, a fellow
was liable to get the heartburn. They
were long cigar the color of a petri6ed
broomstick, and of the exquisite flavor
of an insole that had done good service
to perspiring foot for about four years.
1t required fully as much labor to smoke
one OF 'em as it did to guess correctly on
the results of the Presidential election.
The Bristol and Phoebe political candi.
dates generally carried their pockets full
of this choice cigar, and would invaria.
bly, preface their little stories with:
"Smoke cigar?" One dealer had the
cheek to inform me that he paid "a
| thousand for 'em below-he didn't say
what below-and l inferred that the
bottomless pit chap wanted to get rid OF
'em on account OF their damaging his
fireworks. After the election was over
the dealer spoken of above threw box
of political cigars into his back door yard,
and as the Indians gathered them in, he
smiled YEARLY and said it was the last OF
'em.
How Corbett bangs 'em in! w. A.
Corbett, of the Townshend stage line,
He's always on time, and generally
ahead of it, and an old colleague of thu
veteran Hank Monk.
Arabella: Never blow your nose with
a fork at the dinner tablets impolite
Use the thumb and fore-fuger of thu
right hand. Handkerch!efs are vulgar
wipe your nose ON your sleeve.
, An old-timer whose vote was solicited
at Sl.75, modestly replied, "My want
, are few; live in a dug-out, by y; nov
what is that to you:"
| Election day was gala day for Bristol
Every body was arrayed in his best-be
e havior--and everything went lovely as
marriage bell. Cassiday got 81 votes
q Woodburn is, Hawley %, Seawell e
Pouiade 25, Howell 80, Meyers &c
=. Webster 81, Sultan 90. Rice IA, Shel
=. wood Is. L. D. Turner 81, Gear 3!
g Wertheimer %, Fish 25, Smith 81
IS Clark %, Roeder 81, Osborne AZ (big
;, pest; Tommy must have some friend
It Rere), Findiay 10, McFadden 40, Her
:, derson IA 40 from IA leaves how many!
). Reece 80, Godbe Is, Il. w. Turner !
IS (which shows that the RECORD is appr'
II ciated) Lee II, Nesbitt 80, johnson p
Husbands 20, Shier Is and Snithson, ft
E. Justice of Brstol-everything.
:, ,t The only political flag hosted in Bri
tol was that hoisted by j. B. Eddy.
still floats and bears the inscription
GO Blaine and Logan.
.. During the week large quantity
bullion was shipped from the Lay tu
70 mace.
., Now that the eli cton is over,
And th,lu:ty on's es 1 clover
q, Don'tcatt vi hs wn
81 The defeated n down
Don't do It, my DO s-an m brewer
'AV Don't jok' with c oak'
O, Alta candida broke.
But give III II . smell Of your clover
l@ The result of the Presidential electi
10, is anxiously awaited, for Bristol capt
lists have $40 at stake, as to whesn
2es Blaine or Cleveland will smoke the p'
Of peace in the great white w'gwam'
ol7 --
- THE brethren, owing to the detea1
N' their leaders, are chagrined and say u
al their party (the Democratlc) aeser'
70 them. The brethren should harpor
1871 isl III feelings toward their brother DeI
Gratis. Pause moment, and thinR' 3
,ef. people of the church. How often u.
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