The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-08-12


If Dix thinks he has flyer?
III Jacks letter had the desired effect :
How long before G. A. G. will catch
on?
Why Fred. RIGHT stops on his way to
the store?
= Ii Frank Berry has whipped the nurse
girls dog yet?
Ii Bob Mefiord is having a good tine
all by himself?
What time Frank Hughes turned
in" the other night?
If F. E. Meyer don't begin to feel a
little like Methusaleh?
How many people will attend the cir
Gus at the park to-day?
Who was Joe HukiIl's last mash, and
what he thinks Of her?
ii Charlie Walker is not figuring Mob
erly time pretty close?
III Chris Prentice didn't enjoy himself
looking on Friday night?
III HI Lee didn't enjoy his part of the
performance Friday night?
III Charlie didn't get to the front last
anu III" hC ACClS lO"AdN
The name of the young lady who
thinks Beach Ray Is so sweet?
Why the young ladc would not tell
''the kid" the name of the barber?
The name of the race Judge who had
to hunt for ticker" yesterday?
Why Jim Montgomery didn't accept
the contract OF the school board?
The name of the barber who is mash
ed on the "lit'le black-eyed girl?"
The name of the young lady who tore
her picture up and why she did it?
Who the committee on gs made the
contract for lighting the city with?
If c. A. Guenther, really thinks that
every lady is dead in love with him?
If the young ladies found out how
badly the young gents coat was torn?
III a certain K. & T. switchman has
shed many tears since he got his watch
back?
When Cotton carried white signals
through MoberIy over passenger brake
man?
If certain young man IS not sorry he
said he would answer the young lady's let
ter?
How the young ladies appreciated the
ride with Will Damron and ii il wasn't
getting late?
If a certain young lady will not feel
considerably better Monday evening when
she get the letters?
II the Thirteenth street Young ladies
were successful in getting the whale-bones
back in their places?
If the Missouri Pacific hospital corps
are not as jolly set of gentlemen as can
De found anywhere?
What Charlie Disqua did with the
wooden shoes he was carrying up Ohio
street the other night?
III mans good clothes is any reason
why he should not be arrested for violat-
ing the city ordinances
What girls name Bert Bixby signed
to the register book for his own one night
when he was half asleep?
What Drs. Brooks and Stewart were
filling the capsules with yesterday and what
they were to be used for?
If DR.. Craig has vet succeeded in fud-
ing out the name of the young lady who
said she was mashed on him?
What made the young lady think her
best fellow was coming and if be accused
her of something she did not do?
p The name of the parties who were cut
on Broadway Friday night, end If they
knew an officer was watching them?
If Lulu and Mary will shed many
tears when Joe and Tom go away, and if
the boys are not sorry they are going?
III Schluss hadn't better see that tn
Stag" is taken off his fair companions
shawl before he promenades in the moon
light again?
The name of the young man who said
he didn't care whether school kept or
not" and what his girl would have said
had she seen him?
The names of the parties who had the
fight in a room on Second street last night
and how many oysters were required 10 take
the swelling out of ones eye?
The name OF the fellow that ran over
the skunk on his way to the picnic Fri
day night and who after exterminaiing
three bottles of perfume, was compelled TO
retreat to the horse lot and gaze on the
moonlight from afar off?