New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-05-29
THE Talk or TIE DAY.

| II "a said that FL Hahdi's name Is pronounced ASH
il were spelled Moody, which leads the alleged funny
man Of a London paper suggest that Mr. Gladstones
name be pronounced sankey. IL Is such Jokes as this
! that make American wit seem pcturesquely luFid
Ferdinand Ward IL taking much time in preparing
that statement that ara beginning to suspect ne q
writing to " The Bread Winners lPhiladel
| phia Press
There IA one cattle ranch in Texas which contains
25 900 acres than the entire state OF Rhode leland
! contain in territory
The fruit liar has broken out In a new place. He now
promises the American public all the Strawberries ana
apples with plenty OF the latter et over TO 10
turned into cider and appeiack- Philadelphia Times
General Juba Early does believe in asking North
erp pcope for contributions for the proposed Confederate
Soldiers Home. lie says no would like to come up hero
and cxtolt contributions By force sort OF reprsaL
Well let him come It wouldn't be much worse than to
! extor contributions for lottery concern
IN. Boston Post the abest Democratic journal New.
Ep9a has been s a6 b. SSGe ths R
candidate for President The substance OF All susn
would be elected Philadelphia Press.
"Mr Tldens health is the subject Of many leaders in
Democratic papers AT the present time but there is
strange indifference manifested in regard to the health OF
the Democratic party.
Englands idea OF building railroad upon which 10
rush 10 Cordons rescue will probably he abandoned as too
of dig dng a tunnel.-Cincinnati Times-7tar
It's said that Ocean Grove will be much improved dur
ing the coming summer All the incentives TO p'ey VIII
remain In force
An ,ccberC nine miles in length seen few days
aco OH the coast of Newfoundland TITS not Known as
vel whether or not 1t is EdHunds 0oom-BostOn Post
The indications that the wheat crop throughout tho
country will approximate that of lsS2
It's r,morei about that William H. English would
rather lose dollar ana as fna nave r sls "
The Rev Dr. J. w. Thompson, q Methodist clergyman
OF North Adams, Mass, said last sunday evening has
President Buchanan "a sleeping old personlhcation
of studty whom God would never have made President
Of tbe United states unless the day OF His wrath had
come" DR.. ThOmpsons language seems to imply thai
President buchanan is aliyo and running for office.
The Democrats do not seem have anything TO do but
to nominate Tden, with hope that he may telegrapn
Ills res uaOn There. never before was such case OF
imbccilty.- Cincinnati Commercia GaLeue'
pr,fa.,or Wbtsltt OF LOUISVILLE KY, thinks that the
,,,eri I'm Government has deyereda menace TO tho
Baptst and all other Protestant missions gin Rome he
ay that our country has found itself harnessed to tho
ear OF the Bishop Of Rome Professor Whtstt apph-
ntly wants to kick over the traces
Iu,c the comfort seeking man who pointed TO printed
petti0n and said: lord, thems my sentiments rs no
hastily jumped into bed cold night without stopping
to pray ne President has 'eeea syn 6armonoussss
uointlng to his messages for statement Oh MS SoAu
ments.- Boston Herald
cop,an r. ". Anderson, the nonoSenarian' who Is
walking from sumter J. c., to Boston, mas got Us TAR Al
Richmond. 49,
Wall street speculation having been knocked sV-high
nv rrennt events tho strawberry festNal now comes
~ IN 10 capture tho nations pOcketoook-baltmore
American
The y,ro Republics paper published In the City OF
Na,Ico recently contained the following item: Tho
o1cnn p,pers In this city have found fruitful source
for the dspay OF photographic wit In treating OF the
American visitors who first pity then embrace The
puque lug"
The Chicago Inter- ocean says that Professor Swrg last
Sunday handled the promoters OF Sunday racing with u
Eloyed hands Professor swing is brave man. some
OF the promoters of racing should only DO handled viii
boxing-goves.
In accordance with bylaw the Aldermen OF Nhw"'
kee are obliged 70 little gold star as badge OF OF
nee The present Aldermen don't Ike the tang, auu
many Of them wear IL on their suspenders
Carl schurz says that Mr. Blaine is nominated no WIZ
stump tho state OF Ohio against him. Az 500 sunny
-lChcago Times.
The Chicago Times that the bottomi khooA
out OF the CCeur dAleno mines. Well " wa'h' "N'" u
a bottom any how.
Messrs Gilmore and Cappa are to furnish the music
the Southern Exposition which opens at Loui''ne Oh
August 10.
The esteemed Louisville Courier 0.,ta' calmly ~.
thai William Eaton "hasresoyed 10 remain wsa
tina Democratic party" This v fhe Oowwf-Jowf"~ss