New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-10-06
THE T.iLK or THE D1Y.

on tho tariff question Mr.. Cleveland "a playing tt@
ming dsperccnDe. and "ho ~ an sxcn,@ ~ NJ ~.
log. lInlst,ad ~ The Cincinnati Commercial Gazette
A Young woman from Loo Angeles, Ca went to seo
ho performance. of Mits 1Mlu llurat fow days ago
rud concluded she coud do tnugs iuHt IA wondorfu
Tor a pocuuiary conaldcuton. with oommendable
cncrprso ,ho hired hail aud onsy Succeeded IN doing
ever, thing done by Tho Georgia WONDER" only htt"
! less sra, ofuiD.
locn paper GAYS rather nmbguonsly. that the Cor
ncn frosllnun TINS year VIII cmbrase twenty Young
women,
The man who Intends going over Niagara Falls In a
rubber tail be VIII ttir soon ~ le has collected
Sufficient funds, lie wants 5000, ana ne says con
tr,bnto, oono In VERY SLOWLY. II h. believed that n
General Butor was to agree % Niagara Falls for
purse o 4JuOOJ. tine Democratic hilhcrs would raise
the amount IN less than time. Fl N0rlsiONn Herald
The editor OF daily paper in Rdssia recently gave tho
following reason for its irregular appearance; The
paper WAS ofton In want of Information, often want of
copv often I'm want OF writer's often want of money
and sometimes when had a these, was in want Of
readers"
Sunday morning Tourist STAYING at the Glennmlctem
Hotel duhiou-lyl" Can I-ah-haye a boat = Boatman
-" Uo-aye.' Tourist" Bn. Thought yonIah.hever
broke the aw-Sabbatb Ia scotland = Bottman -
Aweel. We ken. the Sawbath d~a come doom TO the
locll-- lust staps the hottie. - London Punch
A society for the suppression OF modelled on the
plan of similar societies Eastern cities. has just been
ORGANIZED in san Francisco.
TIE efforts OF Democrats to keep step with the taih
and ant-talf music in their ranks are Suggestive OF
little story of bygone Boston days Old BUNNY was
famous member OF Ancient and Honorable Artillery
Company. one day when marching through Beacon-st
before the Governor his steps noticed to be very ir
regular Uncle Rummy," said friend "you must
have been taking much tan gefoo" Not bit OF IT,
said the old fellow But there's band both before and
behind our company and am trying to march to two
tunes"
The Emperor Of Morocco. having subscribed for
paper reads all the first They tried 10
gef MIN TO read the editorial page first but he remarked
that had been monarch too long not To know what
was interesting reading. i Louisville CourerJournal
ouack doctor in Louisville, KY, has just had made
for him a gold watch which cost $1,000 while there are
several mlonnares In that city who have to get along
with old battered silver affairs not worth go
"will YOU pull the bell" she asked Of man across
the aisle as the car reached the corner No, naual
he answered with how b9t wiz 'e 'i H, na a
mind Tue strap is connected with two bells anu on
igs stop the wrong end OF me car Ana IN, 1oPs
cayenne pepper. -lDetroit Free Press
The MeIoans Of Southern California Sarry ill ther
water In waterproof baskets made OF willow.
yndcaons usually ,9dctiye and It is TO OBJ be
feared that vndlcation ol ,ns aIe law
original letters aud other documents which Is 70 D
eai ,,,rg bitterness In order to clear Tie menoi Of
one WAC Is already almost fOrgotieh -lfhlaueipha
/ IelrEfnph
A ,nnne Philadelphia widow, described ns da'hine"
n Is said. will give bail during the coming wihei ut
Nb nu ladies but widows hirt years ~ aee ~ under
.Iii be present Grass widows yin 10 seihlt barred
oat 40 tho inra widows ~ the tiHh hihl vii hu' 10
so,na,a,a nnuue invitations VII he saht 80 ulihNs ~
| NAV 1nfh, nnsi1n, baltimore anl Utnnf pliips lhn
buds ani insaa ~ tho .Aaf tiiy 40 ~ ~ arms ahd
,bIaalan ~ ustiaaitn al tnn bonhs heh Sho may at
| tend fba widow hiil
| A uelnooraio stump speaber before commencing his
LauiuAin sod u tuu nuuh huNnlh4u luat Nal bhai
natutrt red, ana Rhon hu Said ~ crurluaiub, thAi
lac MA mil uf-full OF come unsrti lns prfsnn ln
ina rroed curd Nhlskey" 10 intended 90 say iln
mii VI nope Tor the success u The bemoofaa ilnh.l
! hn. whsAey Nas tho most hppunhblo nhd u",h'"'
ending Of tie sentence. Il NOTtistown Herald
Ia single game OF lacrosse NJ Toronto the othor nay
one man was Knocked scusecss, second had lh"mo
broken, aud thfd injured his collar boho hhd 'outh
uurt hs why don't people let theso parpaious
indian games alone aud 70 Ia for something oNll"d'
! Sow IA baseball no one ges burt but the umpire
The est John walking stick Ia not strictly .pcaking,
"A campaign novelty, IL has berh kuo"h ia Mhlhn l"l
| sn,n, years The canes are followed ont 10 hoh %
| nunntity Of whakcy, with u view 10 mahuH NE ih
| local option community obdurablo' buhalo Express
| Wab Lee Lne yog IA the name OF Chnanan OF
Cleveland ONO. who has Just booomo an American oli
zen When he received his naturalization papers Mr.
Vow manfcs,cd great delight and said to the gentleman