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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

Elk Speaker Wilson, of Kanawha,
Is in earnest about his candidacy
for The Democratic nomination fol
Governor. He very popular and
q gentleman Of ability.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

All of the barbed wire manu-.
facturers in the United States have
been consolidated and the price Of
". wire raised one cont per pound.
The tariff shuts out foreign wire
from competition with our mann.
iacturOrs, and, with this advantage,
these monopolists now propose to
make consumers Of barbed wire
pay them exorbitant prices. Tariff
reform is necessary.-Aduertiscr.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
Notice Of Dissolution.
Agents WANTED roR
DEEDS Of DARING
DY DEUN AWp oRaY.

The great collection Of the most thrill
ing personal adventures, exploits Of
scouts and spies, forlorn hopes, heroic
bravery. imprisonments and haif.breath
escapes, romantic incidents, hand.to.
band struggles, perllous journeys, daring
raids and bold deeds ON 10Th SIDES dur.
ing the Great Civil War. No book like
H. Profnsely illustrated. Out.
sells all, Address
FoRsHEE & McMACKIN, Clnicnnati,0
aprgnil
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

A recently incorporated town in
Texas rejoices in the ponderous
cognomen Of "Jnmbo." fits non.
alatinn consists chiefly Of cow. 6oys
itwill become an elephant on The
hands Of the STATE.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

A party offour hunters, Of Green.
brier county, have killed sixteen
bears during the psst season. All
Of them were killed within that
lcounty.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

Cam Thompson's boom for Audi.
tOris growing to huge proportions.
There is now no doubt Of his nom
ination by the Democratic State
Convention.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
COMMISSIONER Notice.

Notice Is hereby given to all PARTIES
interested in this decree, that / have
fixed upon the "a dayOf April, 1854, ~
the time, and my Office In tile Court
House, IN tlietOw Of Point Pleasant,
rs the plNcv, TO state tile accounts, 30,
required by said decree, at which time
aud place they can attend.
Given under my hand this 9th day Of
February, 1854
JOHN L. T1AiaIS, Cpnl'r,
:. : MICH. u.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The Republican convention ior
this Distrist, to nominate delegates
to the Chicago convention, will
meet in tLjs city April 10th.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
CONGNEIBaI0IT1Ris gAIu.
J. 7. Morgan,
vs.
MAN. i. Mnrrnn nnd nLhnra

Mary F. Morgan and others.
pY virtue Of decretal order entered
ID in the above entitled cause by The
Mason County Circuit Court, on the 10th
day Of February, 1884, l shall proceed
TO sell ut the front door Of the Couri
House Of Mason County, West Virginia,
at public auction, on Saturday. the
10Th day of April, 1884, at o.
clock p. NJ, the real estate in the bill
and proceedings Of said cause mention,
ed, Of which Solomon Morgan, diej sci,
zed and possessed, consisting Of fonl
tracts or lots Of land in Robinson Dis.
trict, Mason County, West Virginia
containing altogether between four and
five acres u land.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The Democratic Convention al
Chicago will nominate a man with,
out fear and without reproach
whom The whole country will be
willing to trust, whose patriotism
and courage cannot be questioned
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
KLINE HOUsE.

THIS Hotel is now for rent for term
j Of years, to the most desirable ap.
pliCant. Apply to
MISS Z. II. KLINE,
ap2ml' W. Va. Box, Gallipolis, Ohio.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
GRANGE NOVICE.

THE Mason and Putnam county, West
i Virginia, District Grange will meet
Saturday, April 18th, 1884, at the Hall
Of Triumph Grange No. l9l, at 10 o'clock
a, m. A. B. ALEXANDER, Secretary.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

Our Republican Contemporaries
IRE still bowling about free trade .
Werise to ask who is talking
about free trader Who wants to
abolish tariff dutiesH Tho Demo.
cratic party does not. Such talk
isabsutd. The Government must
have a revenue, and the best way
70 raise II is BY a tariff. But The
present tariff raises s1S0,OO0,OOC
per year more than Is required to
meet prodigal appropriations and
pay the interest on the debt. The
Democratic party simply propos,
es to reduce the tariff duties, and
thus relieve the burden oftaxation
on farmers and laboring men who
directly pay this enormous sum.
ItSeems TO us that this can be done
and still leave us several thousand
miles away from free trade. hide.
pendent
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The Princeton Journal Of the 7th
inst, has this to say Of Cam.
Thompson's prospects in Mercer
county, and his endorsement by
that paper reflects the sentiments
Of the New Dominion; &c. L,
Thompson, Esq, of the Mountain
Heard, was in town the early part
Of the week. Mr.. T. is a candidate
for the Democratic nomination fol
Auditor Of the State, aud is making
an energetic canvass. We are
satisfied Mr.. Thompson will get a
solid delegation from this county.
Heis wellqualifed for the position,
and besides, he deserves it.-Do.
miaioa.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
Stockholders NTeetine.

THERE viii Be q general meeting 81
u tlie Stockholders 81 the Point Pleas.
ant Saw and Planning Mills, AZ their oi,ice
y the townoi Point Pleasant, on Thurs
day, the Sd day OF April, 1884, ior Tie
purpose q electiug q Board Of Directors,
making bylaws and tranSacting any
other business that may lawfully 81
done. J.J. BRIGHT.
marow4 President.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
NOTICE.

A LII persons holding orders or bonds
"a against the Town OF Point Pleasant,
are respectfully asked TO report tho
amount TO the Recorder, to ascertain tho
Indebtedness Of the town.
By order Of Council.
apr9w4 N. II. HALE, Recorder.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
State Of West Vlrginia, IS:

State Of Vest Ttr0iaia, IS:
A 7 RULES held in the Clerks Office
"a Of tile Circuit Court Of Mason conn.
y, on the first Monday in tho month Of
March, 1884:
G. y. Roots, Albert +. Smith, Harry p.
Pieter, James r. Murdock and O. NJ,
VanCleaf, plaintiffs,
Va.
The Mason City Salt and Mining Com.
pany, q corporation. and The Mason
City Coal and Salt Company, a corpo.
ration, James 2. Kilhreth, B. F. Bran.
nan, ]. NJ. W. NeH, n. II. Mclean.
John W. Kilbreth, Monlicia VI. White,
Guernsey Y. Roots and James 2. xii.
breth, late partners doing business
under tho firm name and STYLE al
Roots & Kilbreth, Guernsey Y. Roots.
Albert u, Smith anil Harry z. Picicf,
partners doing business under the
firm name aud style Of Roots 4 Co.,
and Charles Clifton, Trustee, and
James p. Kilbreth, claiming 10 be
Trustee, defendants.
In ChanCery.
The object Of this suit Is 10 dissolve and
wind up the affairs Of the said The Ma.
son City Salt and Mining Company, a
corporation. This day came the com.
plainants by their attorneys, and on
their motion, and It appearing by aillda.
Wit filed that the defendants, B. I, Bran.
nan, James p, Kilbretli, ]. NJ. W. Netf,
n. II. Mclean, Guernsey Y. Roots and
James p. Kilbreth, late partners doing
business under the firm name Of Roots K
kilbreth, Guernsey Y. Roots, Albert f.
Smith and Harry P. Prefer, partners do.
ing business under the firm name
and style Of Roots & Co., James
w. Kilbreth and Mordecia NJ, White,
are non-residents Of the State Of West
Virginia, II is ordered that they, the
said non.residents, do appear here with.
In one month alter the first publication
OF this order, and do what is necessary
to protect their interests in this suit.
TeSte:
CHAs. B. WAGGENER, Clerk.
Simpson & Howard, attys. [nafl2wI
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
Lucy O Human.

NH vs. ta ~ lHN
j. N. Hannah, In his own right and %
Administrator Of James II. Guthrie.
decd, \. A. Guthrie Admir-, and ais.
In Chancery.
Extract from decree entered February
10, 1854,
Audit Is further adjudsed, ordered
and decreed BY the, Court thatihiscause
be Referred TO John 4. Timms, one Of
the Commissioners Of this Court, 10
take, state and report an account show
ing what liens, II any, are upon sail
realty, their ptiprities II any and 10
whom payable, the Indebtedness II any
olsaid estate, how evidenced and 1,
whom payable, the proportion 10 Which
Belinda Guthrie Is entitledin lien Of her
dover interest In said rcalty--and alsD
TO settle the administration account az
the defendant, +. A. Guthrie, as Admins
lstEator Of James H, Guthrie, deceased,
and to report any other matter that may
be deemed pertinent By said Commits
sioner, OF that either party in interest
may require
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The Case orRIorace II. Hatch.
On calling on Mr.. Horace N.
Hatch, ofN9. 108 / street, dealer
in stoves, furnaces, etc, at No. 1870
West Broadway, South Boston,
where he has been for many years
favorably known, be said to The
reporter that his wife drew the
part Of the $4,000 prize. any
wife, and my daughter Gertie and
/" he said, leach held a 81 ticket
in The louisiana State Lottery, in
the February 18th Drawing"
."How much was the prize?" "My
wife's ticket. No. u ,342, drew 15,.
600, and Dertie drew $50" "Have
you received the money!" "Ihaye,
through the Southern Express
Company."-Local Interviewer in
The Boston (Mass,) Star, Feb. 25th.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

Minister Sargent admifes En-.
perot William and Kaiser admires
Bismarck When The grim Old
Chancellor admires American pork
then The world will zee one ofthe
greatest mutual admiration sucie.
ties that ever existed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

An Sheppard, who undertook
heconttact for building the State
House az Charleston, has failed.
There viii be bnt little delay in
the completion Of the building as
another contractor WILDE speedily
found.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

THE Road Surveyors are required by
i order Of the County Court TO report
tothen next April term thereof the con.
ditlon Of the bridges and roads over
which they arc Surveyor; whether in Of
out otrePairi font Of repair, the proba.
BILE cost Of repairing them, and any OIL.
er matter pertinent thereto.
Given under my hand this 9th day OIL
March, 1854.
j. P. R. B. SMITH, Clerk,
BY Jos. II. Holloway, Deputy.
marlgtd
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
TERMS OF SANE:

one.hali cash, and the other half on
a Gre lit oftwelve months from the day
OF sale, tho credit instaiment to bear In
terest from the day Of sale, the purcha-
ser giving bond with good personal Sc
CURLY for the deferred payment, and
the title to the landto be retained as q
further security.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The y;,oinia Rennhl;o,n. ,;L.
tes Wss. V;,~;n t.ep pSnShl;s. y. i.Ae
seams ss ~ IL ,sn , 4 w., - g
llieyed that there will k . ~ = oa ~;
vsnt;ons hsid IL ~ ~ CO. ~ WV ~ son !
deiegatss n the eb;so .a.s o ~ SsnS
tinn The as ~; Sr y, W. p SoaysH,
cans viii o3.oosta MI; NepIg ~
the sRoi,insS SS Rsnn Isn =. M .,..
sbons az lssder ,t;lI III y y WIN ~
Sr &rtbnr T'S;. hn; .a.i y. ~ 'a as
he nartv horn ofMa Ss luz . Ease ss
esw dsvs ~ l;ya ' anJ f,,, t'a e s NV
rnnti"S Nh guy ~, tIit s,, ~ co !.
ara ,sn;,l,o JS;SS I;,a -. n lo..Omel !,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

been stated il would insure the
ready SIDE for our surplus products
10 the European markets.
But how ciin this be doneY
Simply BY reducing tariff duties
The present high tariff is especial.
lyoppressiye lothe people enpae.
ed Id agriculture, for ii increases
the price Of what they have tosell
ILL fact the priee6f what they have
% buy is fixed in the home makel
Mhilesthe priceof what they have
70 sell is regulated BY The price
abroad. When our farm products
are 10 good demand abroad farmsfs
are Uneasy circumstances and have
money tospend, They buy more
goods andthis stimulates the man.
featuring industries cfthe country
and makes good times generally.
The revival Of business in The Lac.
ter part oflthe last decade was no
doubt stimulated by the foreign de-.
mand for American agricultural
products. When the foreign de.
mand for our grain and meat il
light the effect must be 10 depress
business, for contracts the income
loffarmers and necessitates reduced
expenditures ON their part fur
manufactured goods. Thisin turn
brings about a falling off in The
demand for manufactured goods,
and resultsin what il o. appears
TO be and over production Of them.
This necssitates The shutting dowr,
Of mills and factories aud Che en-.
forced idleness Of operatives, who,
while unemployed, are naturally
more economical in their expsndi.
lures. Then q period Of depression
and stagnation in business sets in
which will generally last till there
is q strong demand abroad for our
Agricultural products. This is d
question in which farmers should
be specially interested.
II
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02
ii. Il. HOWARD,
2nactoi ftn,o,,,t.,1s.,.,,

Special Commissioner.
Simpson & Howard, Soils.
thereby certitythat H. r. Howard has
given security as Special Commissioner
in the above case rs required by law,
CHAs. B. WAGdENER, Clerk.
inch 2B-iw.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The Kanawha River Transporia-
tlon Company was chartered by
Secretary Of State Stalnaker YES.
letday, Ithas an authorized capi.
TAI stock Of $4,000, Of which g.
OOOhas been subscribed aud 500
p'sid IN, and it proposes to do i
general transportation bnsiness on
The kanawha River aud It's tribu.
tAriss with steamboats, and
bEFges- Duty Taiss
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

The sale Of the Mason County Lands
described IN tho above, Is adjourned
until the first Monday Sin April.
GEO. W. CARliILI, Ccma,Isslahes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-02

q. W CARGIIiTs
: Special Commissioner,
Bond and eecufity given.
ianlG4w II, L. JUDGE, CLERK
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
BECOMING ACQUAINTED

Two old nes,ees become acquainted in a way hat shames tDrmalry, Meeting for she afsf ,lne. 'hey look a, eas other Then one remarks so The other can hear him
 " Doan beiroe 1 knows dat man. bul ha face h m.sh,y 'mii,ar
 Then me other one ssys. Seed da' man sorne~haf, bu, l ka,n', place him Ho~dy do generrnan =
 i'ofel, hon is | ~id vessel
 Pafeiy thank yer WhA does yer bbs~
 "on de Pryor place whar does verse .de z.
 "On de Avery place Ho~'s all yer folks '
 Forely. thank yer. hos, all ~id yessef|
 g Porely. Dleeged ter yer
 After ,h.l ,hey are old aoqasin,anee,, and never hil .s greet each oiher as friends
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
LITTLE ROCK. ARK, T. s.A SATURDAY. FEBRUARY ,o .ss4

sayings of the street; Fat, and he turned 10 his work. He had lifted the old patri- arch from the gathering ms, ot ages and. with creative imagination. was watch ing his fligh, toward hts truant son. when a ca, " squalled on the iron, steps He turned nersously Tn hts chair The ca, me~ed asain. He arose m wrath. looked around and took up heavy painted war club which an admiting friend had sent him. |" I'll settle you" he unused. ,ip,oe- ing from the room. The evening was far advanced when he opened the front door. and he could See nothing q fiis ;5FineKg'5Tr. lie stopped and musing On, see you. erept toward the gate. An enormous cat. with tail oarled up, sa, on the post. When close enough. he s,rais ish,ened up, hauled oil, and .ss, he struck ;he lrr,- taang animal. A silver pitcher wen, t,y- ing into the street, Mr. Malki,,le swore. ripped out an oath like a saw striking A shattered place Tn a log. but immediately asking the Lord 10 forgive hum. he went into the street and found the pitcher bat tered as though a wagon had run over it. When he returned to the study the boy was there
 How did you do |, =
 Struck !, with a club. Thought Il was d cat.
 Wha, are your eyes for = asked the boy. Didn', you remember where you Jeff It: Say"
 Didn't tell you To hush your insult ing mouth: Go on away no~ Yog arc the most tormen,ing child 1 ever saxS
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
VOL. I. NO. la.
CAMPAIGN MUSINGS

De os poierticians am CT grinding de tools. prePArin' fur de comm O de fight. An de smart men 'ub gun fur ter talk ter de
 ,ools,
 F. a,in ou, de ~aN Whut am right Qh yss. da mighty ap fur ter pin; oa, dc way. Da.: so tender hearted an 50 kiae- 'Minis ne O de mule shown CT billy goat
 ce hay
 oh, l'se go, ae objeess mighty fine De der crcra,s CT pu!lin an CT ,4,kin awful
 soft.
 oh se lubs ee ore T, sgst sfr rvsourr.r----... r. te eilar dgTin' de CT yeah. now he's n ae
 off,
 B4i ier me. sah, de game | mighty ole De f-bliean am aehn far ter hug de nigger
 now
 Ar his lovin' words ia fall as thick as hail . Pass sim on de sidewalk he make putt.
 bo~,
 Bu; ,s4 me. sal. i,'s gittin igh,y stale. Dar Sz a time I lis 'encd. wid my years ou;
 .$-k'a fan. Hut sense den I'se done gone through de
 school, An d. couldn't ketch me now wid CT dozen
 tracks O Ian i.et er!one de forty acres an de mule
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
A TRICKY COMPANY.

Shortly after nrc. the other day. a colored gentleman called on an insurance agen, and sad
 Nants my money. capn.
 '' don't owe you ary money
 Amt vessel dc 'sho'eace agent.
 = les, am an insurance agent"
 Den yer owes me money, fur my s,o' burned up endurin de ate flre. sah
 4op were no, insured .r my com pany'
 be debli ! van;
 Come gc, ou, oi here
 Hole on. boss. an femme splaln. Wuf Mir. Jones shored ,n yef 1oae'ay = Yes ;" Nus NIT. Jackson ''
 Yes"
 :" Wall an good Sos. my sto ~u1 les ber,~is, Mr jones 4n NJ. kson. De walls Q dar 1os made de walls O ny s,o' E.f yer'd took d.r ,,o's er~ay, my s,o' woalder seen gone De inshoin' O dar own s'o ,. .nshe ed mine. doan yer see -
 a No. don :, see
 ~ Den ant go,n Ter gi; no,hin' is .'' No"
 % I recolleck dis, sah. an see whg, de ooa't 'ousli nab ter say. and turning a~sy he marered Ef l'd-r kno~ed dc comp ny ~g, 90 tricky. wouidn';er set de blame s,o' ahre7
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
TELL THE TRUTH.

A gentleman al the theatre leaned over and said to an acquaintance.
 Look here. This morning sent you a note, telling you that didn', have a nickle and that wanted the doIla. you borrowed from me some time ago. You replied that you didn't have centr
 "Yes.-
 Well, if you didn't have cent, how did you get in hereT
 aAnd if you didn't have nickie, how the deuce did you get in! I'd advise you to alvzys tell the truth"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY

Men may iig tur months An hne da, dc eel am da,. but when de ~oodpe, ker digs ], hole m de tree he alus takes out s worm
 IL am ailus tie silent man dats de smarter ne sheep dean make .. much fuss e de dog. bu, he ain got nigh e much sense.
 l, takes one good pint m CT man ter show up anuder Wldeu, de ald . good iced de hne blood wouldn' shaw nigh so plain in CT hoss
 De edyea,ed iool ts ~as den de one whs, aln edyoa,e far de edyc aied one spiles a good p,ece Q wotk. ~haras dc onedyc atcd one doan often un c;take A ,hing ~ha, he kan do.
 One nigh, CT town ntggei got me ter go ~id hln ter wtai he allei dc opera Toe me da, I would hcah some mtghi, hne Sing,n daL sc mons,toux lon U good slngln An looked forward ter tie
 as'en ~ii d- yea, Q ~'dc open ,en,ion Mail. srtet er whie dc show ioiks come out on de fattorm an gun,er make de cg'srst noises da, ever heard "When's da sstn'e' sng ased O de town nig ner Days slnsin now ser se. is tia, ~nu, dA calls z, song q Yas. hush TT dan pu' yer euier heah @ i'li Sabe lie Ecnnerm-n ta' trouble. s'i an out 1 ~eni Ia, mou,ei been mus. ter de high edy a,ed folks. bu, ei II ~ui, den | dnsn ~sn, none o' yer hlgh cdys atom lie song Nhat de n.gger sIng, in de hei' an de tnn. phat de oman humes ter dc chue is s~ee, ter me. an ei haNer fling ds' CT s'de ier enioy ~hu, de big folks alit music den lse afraid da, I'll alas Be sol doNn e CT man whG, doan <aatef sno~ nuinin
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
PROTECTED HIS FAMILY.

4 i-lt,ie N9es .a~yer ot pronnnens C vent home the other morning <, an n. seemly hour.
 Why are you so late asked ms wife
 l am TO; late am early
 Why didn', you come home las, night.
 Drunk
 Couldn't you walk
 Not ~ithou; staggering
 Why didn't you stagger home. then!r < We'll I'll tell you. My house has the name of being an orderly place. and 1 didn', want people to be seen s,agger- ing into the yard. Every man must pro teci his family, you know
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16

learning that your etrand ls ono ot com pata,ive gen;leness. l am happy 10 form your aot3 as,ntanee.
 '' sad Ina, had come in Ia k,ll you '
 = know wha; you sad
 Then you don, care
 No-
 {" Why 2"
 Well. I'll ,cil you. 1 am in debt Death would relieve me ot certain ohl. ga,,ans
 The v>uor dropped hts pistol and said ]" l am also in debt There ls bond of l.s=ss=- lAa. Silanget than btothetly love shake
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
STRONGER THAN LOVE.

A disoonsolsae lawyer a, in his office. A cool, deliberate fellow entered, drew a pistol and said:
 Some time ago you prosecuted my brothsr and seat him to the penitentiary have come in ts kill you.
 . am pleased to see you," the lawyer replied Al 6ss thought you were a bill collector and l was axitased, bu,
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
JUSTICE.

Executive mother" Come here to me WhA, made yoa strike your little brother, say"
 @ Cause he h., me"
 Wha, did he hif you for"
 " 1zsse hi, him"
 :" He ough, to be ashamed oi himself, and if his father wasn't stck he'd ges q whipping. Wipe your nose and run on ou, 70 play"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
THE RELATIoMsaip.

Two ladies were ssaading oa the street talking. A gentleman passed and bosed to one of them.
 Friend of yours?r asked the other lady.
 "Oh no, he's only my husband"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16

venaos is the moss ds6aiss maa in the world. Speaking of Fsessasy, he says sha, the vsstAss. during . sEeaasE pan s( the time, will be either clear os closdy. Well, yes. An weather is sith9 cisas oe cloudy, and t t should ever fail e veas this distinguishisg feature, tAe seisnsisas will invsssigaaa. it will be vosss thas . case of sed sunset.