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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03

Mr.. Courtney falls IA victim to Radical crotchet'
The Redistribution bill introduced by Mr. Glad
tone does not extend the principle of minority
representation. and probably this is one of the
conditions which Lord Salisbury dictated. The
Conservatives have always been hostile 10 the eX-
pedcnt and the Liberal Ministry have abandoned
il. Mr.. Courtney promptly resigns his seat III tho
Treasury and is joined by a small group of Radicals
who are reluctant to surrender the principle for
which John Stuart Mill made so brave "A stand.
The practical operation of the minority clauses of
the Reform bill of 1867 has not bsen satisfactory.
Where the numerical majority has been sufficiently
large, as iii Manchester and Birmingham It has
been found practicable to distribute the vOto as
10 command all the seats whereas the design of
the law was to afford The minority the opportunity
Of returning one inember under all circumstances.
The principle has been unpopular. both because it
was intricate. and because il encouraged n species
of manipulation of the vote which offended English
Instincts
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03
Aetu?lork Dailp Gribn''e
founded HORACE GREELEY
,vy ynVK WEDNESDAY, DEC. 3.
NETWORK. WEDNESDAY. DEC.
The NEFS THIS MORNING.

ForprGv.-Conservative discussed the hed'S'rI-
buton bill. - President Diazs Caohe' an
nounccd -- Miss Mackay 10 be married 10
pr;nce - Official bulletin of the Panama
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03
1nNsy 10 Advertisements.
pusil,fse Notice.,

ApvnRrisiNG RATES or liit l",n, ,N ~ n,
Daily --'f''''' ,pc non line.
semi. Weekly ..---.----. '-' ~ 40 urr line
M.ekl
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03

Northern Democrats engaged In Cablnet-making
express great fear that. In case Mr. Cleveland APP
points Southern Brigadier to his Cabinet. the l'e-
publican Senate Will refuse to confirm him. lhcre
need he no fears on this score. The disposition VIII
be to give him all the rope he wishes.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
Future OF the Dutch Throne.

There has been good deal of mis-
apprehension as to what will happen in
Holland in regard to the succession to the
throne in consequence of the death of
the Prince of Orange. Yet according
to the best authority the probability is
that nothing special or extraordinary
will happen at all. The articles of the
Dutch Constitution dealing with the
case are extremely simple. According
to Article XIV, it is provided .that
when there is no male issue of the
House of Orange the crown is trans
ferred to the daughters of the King ac-
cording to primogeniture. !" This dis
poses of the curious statement of yes
terday's Observer that "the Sale law
prevails in Holland" 1t is plain that
the little Princess Wilhelmine OF
Orange is heiress to the throne of the
Netherlands. In the event of her death
Article XVII. provides that s'if there is
no male descending line of the last
King, the eldest female descending line
inherits, so that the male branch pre-
cedes the female branch, and the elder
comes before the younger, and in each
branch males before females and seniors
UClOl6 tilO ICll
to the crown, in default of the Princess
Wilhelmine of Orange, will be the son
of the Grand Duchess of Saxe-Weimar,
(for the crown, according to the Con-
stitution, would be transferred, not to
the Grand Duchess of Saxe-Weimar,
but to her honse, and the Observer is
again mistaken in supposing that the
Duke of Nassau is heir presumptive. 1t
is further provided article XXXIV.
that the sovereign of the Netherlands
comes of age when he or she has COM
pleted his or her eighteenth year, and
article XXXV.) that as long as the
sovereign is minor he or she is to be
under the guardianship of some men,
bers of the royal house and of some dis
tinguished Dutchmen. These guardians
are to be appointed ARTICLE XXXVI.)
by special act of the Dutch Legisla-
ture. 1t is considered certain that the
Queen of Holland will be one Of the
guardians. Pail MaU Gazette.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
How Commercial Tourists. Talk.

Travelling men, as rule, are not apt
to make "bad breaks" but sometimes
they do. The other day Oh train
coming into this city one of these gen.
tlemen wanted to sell out for torn
two-cent stamp, but found no pur-
chasers. On the train was particu-
larly lovely young lady, seated by her.
self, while in the seat id front was
perfect specimen of well-to-do
planter. The moist weather had prob
ably affected the old fellows corns, as
he had taken off both boots and planted
his feet on the seat in front. The re-
lief he had experienced had caused him
to drop into sweet and serene slum-
Der, and-well, it was just about this
time the drummer sat down in the seat
by the young lady and commenced to
make things pleasant after the peculiar
style Of drummers in general.
"Old party in front seems pretty com
Portable, don't hep said he.
Eyes sir, he seems to be enjoying
himself"
makes himself at home, don't he7
These old guys take a parlor coach fol-
regular dressing-r re On. just look at
the style of those country socks, will
you?"
.They look comfortable, though"
said the young lady.
"Yes they do; but just look at the
style of EN-. I'll just bet they were
knit by hand out in the country some
where"
"What makes you think SOP
80, they are SO dizzy" you knew.
'Why wouldn't disgrace my feet by
putting them into such old ham covers.
I'd just like to know who the old
snoozer is and who made those socks"
"Well, sir, said the maiden, las
you seem so anxious, I'll just tell you.
The gentleman you have SO politely
called an old snoozer is my father and
knit those socks for him myself, and
rs know you would love to get ac-
quainted with him I'll just wake him
up and introduce you. Have you a
cardp'
But the drummer had flown, and,
though the next station consisted only
of three houses, travelling man and
three large sample trunks got off,
Merchant Traveller.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

Caleb Cushing.

met one of CALEB Cushing's init
mate friends the other day, and he re-
marked casually upon the singular
.'outs' of the great lawyer. Cushing
had no imagination and no sympathies,
nor had he any creative or constructive
ability. He was, perhaps, the finest
did mind was splendidly filed with ''au-
thorities" He knew all the law there
was on any point, and he had it at his
tongues end. When he was on the
bench in Massachusetts the lawyers
said they wanted his opinion whenever
it was question which. could be settled
by an appeal to presidents. But when
eyer a new question arose upon which
no Judge had ever passed they wanted
to hear from some one else. Cushing
did not know how to converse. An ex-
change of ideas, such as occurs in the
ordinary conversation, was beyond his
grasp He could talk for hours when
he had mounted the pedagogue's stool
in fact he loved to talk when he could
get into that didactic strain. He liked
to instruct other people at no matter
what expense of time and trouble. lie
loved his family very dearly. His at
tachment to his nearest relatives was
very much closer than is usual. But he
found difficulty in expressing his atfec-
ton. They had very little in common,
and when he was with them Cushing
let them do all the talking Now and
then he would break in with a remark
almost incomprehensible to them. A
little conversation at relatives tea
table shows the mans peculiarities.
Cushing had said nothing for some
time. At length little Johnnie, the
small boy of the family, reaching out
for the raspberry jam, remarked: II
want some of that there" john
said Cushing solemnly, coming to the
surface of Consciousness again, .your
remark is both vague and am biguous.''
''Well," said Johnnie, speaking for the
entire family, II didn't understand you
when you were here before, and don t
understand you now = Washington
Cor. Philadelphia Record.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
Cruelty Boys are Capable Of.

The old saying that small boys are the
most cruel animals Under Heavens Ger
tainly borne out by the performances Of
two young gentlemen who figured in
the Lambeth Police Court on Saturday
Not having any ''home lessons" to do,
this is how they spent the hours after
school one day last week: They got
hold of child, three and ofie-half years
old, put him in the dustbin of an unoc-
cupied house in their neighborhood,
threw brickbats on the top of him, and
fastened the lid down. The scheme as
divulged to another conspirator was to
leave the child in the dnstbin until he
was dead, so as to get reward for the
discovery of the body, and the little
victim was actually immured for more
than twenty houis. After such disclo-
sures, it is really quite refreshing to
come upon one touch of juvenile human
nature in the culprits, and to learn that
the defense set up by each in turn was
that 'it was the other boy. Pail Mall
Gazette.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
FARM AND PRESIDE.

TO cure weak eyes battle your eyes
daily in salt water; not salt enough to
cause q smarting sensation Y.
Herald.
TO take out mildew: Rub soap on
the mildewed spot, make Il quite wet,
scrape chalk on it and lay it in the sun.
Repeat if necessarily. Y. Tribune.
If you are young, plant trees; II
you are about to exchange time TO,
eternity, plant trees; they will be a
more enduring monument to your mem.
DRY than the costly marble. Seed Time
and Harvest.
Little boys suits consists of three
pieces, y says fashion journal. After
the boy has had the free run of farm
for about half day the suit generally
consists of about three hundred pieces.
Soft Ginger Bread: One cup OF
sugar and one cup of butter to be mixed
together as the first ingredients. One
cup of syrup, in which spoonful OF
soda is dissolved. Three eggs beaten,
one cup of milk, three cups Of flour,
and four teaspoonfuls of ginger.-N. z.
Times.
Where plaster can be had for from
three dollars to five dollars per ton the
man who neglects to SOW it neglects one
OF the best means of enriching his land,
for plaster will help the clover and
clover the land. Plaster is also very
beneficial to peas. Sow from one to
TWO bushels per acre.-Prairie Farmer.
lin growing food for poultry it
shnrIld ha borpo in ~, =, Il baf orrr, ,ut
and oats can always be purchased, and
1t is the best, therefore, to grow sor-
ghum. broom corn, pop corn, millet and
sun-fiowers for seed, which afford a
variety, but which can not so readily
be procured in the market. -Albang
Journal.
Whipped cream frozen Is dainty.
To three pints of perfectly sweet fresh,
and thick cream allow one pint Of pow
dered sugar, the whites OF two eggs,
and tablespoonful of vanilla. Whip
the cream and mix the other in
gradients gradually; then freeze
Chicago Journal.
The boy who is always cracking a
whip or the dog that is always barking
or the man who talks loud enough to
be heard over quarter section has no
business in stock yard or pig pen. OF
course no gentleman would swear in a
pig pen, especially where there are
young filters. Elder Wallace.
-Gooseberry Catsup: Ten pounds OF
ripe gooseberries, five pounds of white
sugar, quart of good cider vinegar,
three tablespoonful of ground CHINA
mon, two tablespoonfuls of ground
cloves, one of allspice and two Of salt.
Wash, remove blossoms, put into pre-.
serving kettle, crush, heat through, then
pass through a fine .colander. Return
to the fire, add sugar and spice, boil
slowly half an hour, add vinegar, and
bottle. -E1change.
The banana has come to be almost
necessity in thousands of Northern
families to whom it was unknown a few
years ago. They are fried and served as
an entree; pies are made of them, with
a delicate upper and under crust with
plenty of sugar and suggestion of
spice, but when sliced thin and mixed
with chopped pineapple or with
chopped oranges they are simply de-
licious. At breakfast they are served
by removing the skin, cutting the BAN
anas in two pieces, crosswise, and
piling them on pretty china OF fancy
plate
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
PAPILLON
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN /


have been troubled with Eczema OF the wofse
form, the past two years. have consulted some Of
cur best physicians who have made this disease
speciality, but found relief until about year ego
through the recommendation Of q friend. was Der.
suaded to try Paplion Skin Cures the relief received
was like charm for 1t gave relief when every thing
else failed, and now am about well think Papflon
Skin Cure one of the blessings of the age.
j. A. CRAWFORD. Tug Agent 28 s. VISOR g. !
Chicago, Ills, Aug. A. 1882
Capt Crawford had been treated at the Hot Spring.
for his afliction. He informed II would give
for fifteen drops of Papillon Skin Cure than fo1
the whole of the Hot Springs"
Paplon Skin Cure is one Of the most remarkable
remedies for diseases of the skin and cutaneous sys
tem 1t is the only remedy that has been found that
will cure that annoying disease known tho Prairie
Mange 1t cures the disease in few days. For . cut
bruise, burn scad nothing quick to stop the
bleeding, remove Inflammation and relieve the pain
1t will cure FELoN, CARBUNcLE, Boil. PIxPLEs
RASH and for blind, bleeding itching PILES this
remedy is the most positive cure discovered. A
raw sore or ulcer bandaged with Papi1ion Skin Cure
viii be relieved of pain and commence to heal ct
Sold by all druggists.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

"A medical authority of Paris says
that corrosive sublimate is the best dis
infectant in drains and closets; for
apartments, he recommends picnic
acid, and advises anybody suffering
from diarrhGa to take Immediately ten
drops of laudanum in glass of water.
when the cholera has once declared
ITSELF" he continues, s.t should be
treated with opium. Since absorption
is difficult and sometimes impossible to
cholera patients, alkaloids should be
employed, of which morphine is the
most powerful" lie thinks that NOR
phine will be the great remedy should
there be an epidemic of cholera.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
I have found q place that has more

Il have found a place that has more
go-ahead than Chicago; man who is
more enterprising than the Chicagoose.
1t is place away in the Arizona Terri
tory; a man who is postmaster there.
He recognizes that he is forty-eight
hours behind the Western metropolis,
and finding the calendar unalterable he
proposes the next best means of equal
izing the dates. He sends the following
postal card to the Chronicle business
office: "Dear Sir: Please date our Chroa-
icles two days ahead of time, so they
will reach us the day they are printed.
Yours truly. -"-Ssa francisco
Chronicle
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
The first death which has occurred

The first death which has occurred
among the graduates of the Cornell
class of IA took place under most
tragic circumstances. The graduate
was Russian named Dobroluboff, who,
having been seized at the order of the
Car in company with number of
other young men accused of Nihilistic
connections, was condemned and shot
with his comrades. His death was
heroic He refused to be blindfolded,
and even as the fatal bullets were dis
charged at his breast, he claspcd the
ands and cheered the courage Of his
trembling fellows in misfortune. -BgJ.
falo ErDress.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
Company Shops.

Mr.. n NJ. Shofrner, Postmaster and JUS
tice Of the Peace, Company Shops, Ala.
nance Co., N. c., writes, he has used st.
Jacobs Oil for rheumatism, cuts, swelled
ankles and knees, pains in the back and
sore-throat. One or two applications in
each case has always cured, and he be-
lieves the Great German Remedy is the
best in the world. "As long as I can get
it," he adds, never intend to be with.
out it.O
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
Regulars.

One Of the strongest proofs of the value
of Kidney Wort as a remedy for all dis
eases of the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, is
the fact that it is used aud prescribed by
irregular" physicians. Philip G. Ballou,
M. D., of Monkton, VT, says: Take it
all in ALL it is the most successful remedy
have ever used"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
Pennsylvania Railroad
SOUTHWEST BRANCH.

The shortest route to all points EAST anu
Uniontown and Piltsburg, making close CON
nections at Greensburg with Main Line l2I
the East, and at Pittsburg Union station LOT
the North, West and South.
All trains run on Eastern Standard Time. .,
On and after December 10, 1888, trains VIII
arrive and depart from stations as foliowss
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
The Best for Butter.

There is but one best color for butter,
and that that is Wells, Richardson 81 Co.'s
Improved Butter Color, no candid investi-
gator doubts. 1t is the best butter color
in the world; is free from sediment or inn
purity. always ready for instant use, and it
imparts to butter that rich dandelion yell
low, without tiuge of red, which is the
acme of desirability in any butter color.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

JOHN A. SMITH, the largest merchant in
Gainesville, Ga, SAYS I" suffered for
years from the combined effects of Fry
sipelas and Eczema. l continued to grow
worse under medical treatment and by
taking medicine containing Potash. S. S.
s. cured me thoroughly and absolutely.
My appetite. strength and flesh returned
as was cured with IT'D
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

John Gliddon, stenographer in the
nglish House of Commons, recently
'eported the proceedings of House
Committee five hours day for forty
one days, the inquiry.embracing 25,367
questions and answers, which, written
sut, covered 2.36a foolscap pages.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

MANY ladies who for years had scarcely
ever enjoyed the luxury of feeling well
have been so renovated by the use of Lydia
to be heir to, and life has been crowned
with added charms and fresher beauty.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

with whom she has been flirting desperate.
ly the whole evening, in d whisper on his
taking Ieave)-"Next Tues lay l shall be
at home the whole afternoonW Visitor
$50 shall ~.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
PITTsBURG ACCOMMODATION.

For information concerning rates of fare,
etc. call on or address the following agents:
Albert Hutchinson, Fairchance: !. w. Sc
mans, ELEPHANTS; G. W. Conrad, Unintown; s.
Farr, Dunbar; David Barnes, Connellsville;
or Thomas f. Watt, Pass. Agent Western
District, Pittsburg, Pa.
CHAS. e. PUGH, Gen. Manager.
J.R. WOOD, Gen. Passenger Agent
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

THE mouth of the Amazon River in South
America is one hundred miles wide. Nov
see the minstrel end man turn green will
envy Onkers Statesman.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

YOUNG Physician-No, it is not goot
taste for a young physician when writing
to patient TO sign himself, "Yeurs til
death. ,SomerUille Journal.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

HrDo it Yourself. With Diamond Dyes
any lady can get as good results as the
best practical dyer. Every dye warranted
true to name and sample. 10c. at drug
gists. Wells, Richardson g. Co., Burling-
ton VT.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

"WHY doei Diana get more beaus than
II" asked thu elder sister. 81 can't know
unless it is she is a little archer" SAID
mamma, with q culver of her lips.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

derstand how to cook water" We should
think the best way would De 10 boil it.
Still some people may prefer it roasted or
fried. It's purely a matter OF taste.-PhiI
ddelphia Call.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

WHY are trees among the best-mannered
productions of the globe? Because they
always leave in tune, and never leave
without a bough.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

THE dressmaker recommended that
stirring be put upon som part of Dos
new dress. Mamma" said Dot, "what
is shirring?' "Well, my child, shir.
mamma; had .hisrias in my ear l lsss
upfrtar -
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

CAN you speak Of young lady as being
brow beaten when she has her hair banged
-BurlinqtOn Free Press.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

THE professional thief is the only man
who believes in doing everything exclu
sively upon his own hook.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

"PovIRTY develops gouius," says phil
csopher. 1t is sad to think that so few
newspaper men possess genius.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

A DULL boy was given carpenters
rule and told to go measure the width
of a window. Returning, he reported as
follows: "Its just as wide as the length
of the rule and my two thumbs and a
brick-bat put together"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

"FIvE thousand molecules can sit COM
fortably on the point of PIN" Herein
the molecule differs materially from man.
-Norristoton Herald.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

OBJ ECTIoN is made in New York to
drowning stray dogs for fear so many
sunken banks may obstruct navigation.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

WHAT the sewing-machine said when -
skipped the stitch-Sew long the Judge
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

AN anxious inquirer asks: Where 10
the best place for saltwater bathingW In
the saltwater, dear friend.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02
HOPES TO az CURED.


Its purpose is solely for the legitimate healing Of
disease and the relief or putin, and that 1t does all
It claims to do thousands Of ladies can gladly testify
1t will entirely ell Ovarian troubles, Inhamma:
ton and liberation, Failing and Displacements, and
CONSEQUENT Spinal Weakness and is particularly adapt
ed to the Change Of Life. - = 80
1t removes Faintness Flatuency destroys all craving
for stimuants and relieves of the stomach
1t cures Bloafing, Headaches Nervous Prostitution,
General Debility Sleepessness Depression and Indi
gestion That feeling Of bearing down, causing pain.
and backache is always permanently cured by its uso
Send stamp to Lynn, Mass for pamphlet Letters o.
inquiry confdentiay answered. For sued drTgpfst9
= 4 u \ Y =
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

"MADAME," said gentleman, offering
. rose to lady, "allow me to present You
to one of your sisters"
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Removes pimples from the face of humani-
~. HIPS Hair and Whisker Dye, Soc.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-02

"TH1s is suggestion of spring." said
che rat. ~ the trap closed upon hiM