The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-01-10
Gbisfifs.

- sesaay 10 v~y queer. The people
m.a sopshs ssses are ,ho~s vho DO noa
psy Their a.las,
-Ths high school sirl den sot call u
.qA. bsspistul snov.~ bot 'ths lovsly
ina.psr.s. crystals 81 eosgsslsd .sixry
particles
The snrsss Say 10 destroy fsAs ca .
Dog "a 10 dfovn them, Innsrss them. snd
fLs dog. Ia an iess 81 vsiss ics hissss
nslnntss
Dee 81 The smsssSss tias ever sssn 10
tAs. c0nniry 10 Captain kidd. He pats
b.. aos., -L.ss 20 oss cosld ever fad
II
-.'-Clspi.osid sappsn are The latest
Msins sn1snsul The isiisn eli spfrcc
ap III tote they 60. snd the giris 40 said
10 piss Tor them.
"A .om.n slssys carries her pure 10
bss band 90 lhas other women vii 80 T.
A mas carries bic 10 his made pocket 90
that t0 stfs cart s<e H.
--consrsss hss 10 adjourn over tbs
Christmas holidays. or else Ne ssason o.
s'psses 90 earth and good will 70 ssn"
would he hollow mceksry.
When ) man ssss lsh by train he
s.,s besildsrsi aud dossn't know where
he lie going. Tbsi'svhy be generally
gees Tito the Grs, saloon be sess.
--Thsrs are some marriages which re.
mial D. 81 The poor fellow vho sAid
'.shs conldst got any husband sod !
eouldst get any wife; % " got married.
--Adnirsi Porter says our navy Is nov
mostly officers and sstsr. There's good
deal Of Porter IN II too, and that's part Of
what slss it, II isn't even half.And.hslf
affair.
The published report Of benevolent
society says; Notwithstanding the large
amour, paid for medicine and medical 81.
tendance. very few deaths occurred during
the year.
"A Mississippi widow has recently re-.
csiyed $4,000 from the lodges OF which
her husband Vas momber Cut this out
and paste !, 90 your nosc when you come
home yer. late.
= Probably the messest thing . man
ever said vas uttsred by Fogg the other
day Being asked his idea OF the best
remedy for polygsmy. be promptly re.
piled. Mrs. Foeg''
Little George vas questioned the
other day about bis big sisters bean.
"il1x old is heg" II don't know" well
Is 10 louugf" II think so for be hasn't
any hair on hi. head"
An eminent Spanish marshall vas
asked on his death hed II lie forgsvs bis
enemies An expression 81 sweet reposs
stole over his warwora features ~ lie mnr.
INJURED, II bsse shot them all"
"A Rhode Island jury were i've days
debating Oh hog case involving ", and
then came IN. found tie hog not guilty,
aud recommended both plaintiff and dc.
iondani TO the mercy Of the court
As two ladies we're gazing at the large
black bear brought into town yesterday,
ono remarked "Oh. what nice buffalo.
robe his skin would maksr The other
replied. "0r snob 3 spleadid ssal.skin
ssol ne. F"
MAY ! have the honor TO conduct
your daughter 10 tho supper tablet asked
a society gentleman Of . lady from the
eona,sy MAY you take het to supper?
Why. 81 course; aud you can take me. too
That's wha, ". came here for.
Pa. what 10 poetic liceDsep" well |
my boy. e nearly a. can learn, poetic
license 10 something which enables man
10 say thugs in verse vhioh would incar.
csra,o him 10 innate asylum II worked
of at political meeting"
The Auburn street primary school
includes soms growing talent 4 little
girl. daughter Of deacon. vas asked by
her teacher vhst thfs kinds Of bees there
wsr. She answered that there was tho
q ueen. king and jack.
"A booibindsr said to bis vile a their
Wedding; Il, seems that nov vs are
bound together t~o volumns in one. With
clasps YES" observed one Of the
guests, zone side highly ornamentsd Tur.
hey morocco. aud the ether plain calf"
Ia his trial sermon before . Boston
church preacher said; Tho children Of
Israel we're repeatedly on the point Of
nstnnniission. but a. the very last momsut
ID. Lord siiicisd Pharaoh with suricular
He received unanimous
rsll.
--''sonny, myour ma Ut homei' asked
ILs minister, addressing the little boy who
sss standing At tho door. Yes. she's At
som,. Va. the reply. "bn, guess she
ieesu't ~anl 10 SOC you. heard her Just
all ~ that she hated fools. aud that she
,sysf ss~ msu yot sho wasn't fool
"a lady writes 10 know hov 10 The bss
ray TO preserve piano. The best way 10
,re.rry. The pisno Is 10 eus II 10 quarters.
axe out the core and boil the pieces unit
be, are sboa, half done Then mako
yrup Of sugar aud pour il over the pieces.
iier which they can he put In cans o.
ars Pianos preserved 10 this way will
.esp 81 slater q
--''l.sscs," be said. as be entered the
tore With ths evening paper in his hand.
'ool has kcae COP iso cen.s per psupd. =
'fss. ladder Marx everything on dot
oan,er .op tvsnty per cant" But oil
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