New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-05
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

| Our esteemed contemporary The World ia gradually
getting down lower type; and when the Demo.
Gratis get into power It will probably order several fonts
Of the smallest known type with which to print each
day the foolish and vicious things done by its party
| II an i'll wind without any good in T. One Of tho
most elevated Episcopal churches In New York has
priest who inlcts ~ penance upon his lady pcnitenn
the wearing of heavy brass plate with crnchx upon
next the skin The ladies' however the plate with
chanps skin, ana, IA II then makes good chest pro
tecOr there have been fewer colds In the congregation
| than ever before Providence News.
The Mayor of Philadelphia ia quito willing to lend the
liberty bell to the NewOreans Exposition but MI loyal
philade hians are expected look upon the PROPOSE
ton with horror "The very SUGGESTION" says The Irss
ais presumptuous and dstasieful Az well send the
Declaration of Independence The idea of taking those
cherished relies the country Is re,ulsivc, and the
idea of placing them within inclosuie and charging
American citizens half dollar head to view them Il
even 40"
| me N,,r Iorf Times which supported CLEVELAND and
iirnl,lchs AMI IA s, ipnumrns The Republican rarity,
claims 10 hp atm rnhiInhn ne srnupr man was rnp
ttoueht htloie magistrate ijl drunkenness bclIp,e
| ,on are ~ lrlshhant siii the Juice Wti
an tks NM. ia about "A maeh iipiihesh lealnsi
| "a fai WA a ffphehmha. seflslpwh Herald
hemp ~ the eltlSeNs ~ ianaeiph tmnif, Ala, al
ppar ~ thlnh that tho universe fpvelyes sIoahi
ihe,n. They assrmhiei together tho "lhef dsf
snd aalenny resolved that "a theirs ara iva ree' "
| penplo Ia ,his puuntn, tho "Oaaoasa,n" ani ihe
Therefore they request national legislation Ia regard 10
the selection and purchase OF tho proper territory and
onerng the proper ndaeenent TO tho ooorei people 10
colonle It,"
Californian in England recently got into trouble with
goods w be- % shipped was '' Ono day no
| telcgaphed home, Explode Immediately, anh ma
Scotland Yard officials nabbed him before tho dlsach
reached home. Code changed since aud the Califor.
man doesn't like to hear it.-lfrovldonee News
paper in the far West was describing serious acct
dent and neatly led up its graphic story as foiows
" Our rising young tOwnsman Doc Hinton who was lay
ing out the graveyard at the time was hastily sum
moned to the of the unfortunate accident ana I'M
der his skilfulreat,nent poor Billy died peacefully two
hours aferward"
Japanese newspaper enterprise is making rapid pro-
grcss 1t is stated that less than three yernaenlar
special correspondents to report tho proceedings OK
the war in China Philadelphia Press.
young American gentleman pursuing a course OF
study at medical department OF the University Of
Edinburgh reports that at the recent reopening for tho
winter course. tho customary prayer was offered by
Scotch clergyman the conclusion of which the wicked
"laddles" called out encore!
u s. Harrison resident in San Diego. Call and ono Of
the eminent OF the world ranks first in the bee
profession in California His recsipts for honey last
year ere IL Is said S25 900 His apiary furnished tho
dish Of the commodity that ever graced the table OF
ase@ e9a go At tr sa s o 600 stands
Troy lines.
The Washington Times has changed hands and hereafter
will appear every sunday The Washington Phe"'r.
The Louisville Courier Journal mildly ventures to hope
that the following Cabinet would suit the Editor Of
The World
Secretary of state-Joseph Pulitzer Missouri
Secretary of Treasury Albert Pulitzer. New-lorR.
Secretary OF War-EditOr of The World
Secretary of Navy-Editor of The Morning Journal
Secretary of Neutrality-suspicious. Pulitzer. Nc"
York
stnrpa -(Aata Al oil
The English papers express pleasure the possibility
Of Mr. Bayards selection for Secretary of State Those
Irish Americans who punished Mr.. Blaine for another
mans chance remark may in this sign OF the fatal
work they accomplished
so dear no 70 exclaimed Mrs. silvadoar. eve were
obliged remain at home this year DID so long 70 see
while the epidermis lasted."-lB Boston Transcript
Drunkenness and theft have become very common In
the interior Africa Before the advent Of white men
they almost unknown.
Historian McMaster does not believe in the poPnlas1
days" When asked for Thanksgiving day sentiment
he wrote Every man to-day earns moro money wears
In a more comfortable home knows more OF the world
holds broader views than he could possibly have dome
when the nineteenth century came ih"-lWaterbury
American.
Rev Increase n Tarbox il to deliver course OF leo
lures upon Some Things Connected with Harvard Col
lege" Doesn't Mr.. Tarbox know that the Harvard stu
dents call themselves Men, not Thngsi Where could he
have been all his life i-IBosto Transcript.
Albany dispatches announced among Tuesdays callers
on Governor Cleveland Mr.. Gum OF Ohio. This 10 the
first son a. gun" whose has been published III
the lis of callers But have doubt the Go'efho'
could tell of many others, and expects many more
There should lie chewing ma well ~ slrcsis cs W.
the transportation OF male humans WHO nius WIZ wv
tobacco m form every minute when NOT ea'hs'
New Orleans Iicayune.
The most apprecatI,e father Of twins on fe'or" "
bridgeport tonn, man, who failed In business the ia!
after their arrival
traveller IN south America every window w Nv"
ianpl,u has u women IN ". The measure ~ we e-r
ability ui u funeral there IA the number 81 hnns VI
hraisn Aftpr hatd rain ~ ip the sltpla hlr ho"N
un his upptpa earn tipa ht carrying ladies' hh h'h,
nirn linm ~, SPOT w. another " 70 salh wv "ns
uisUa 4 brazilian dnrs hul Hhuhp "a ~ hl ,oln ~
,nm,uun h,ast uf burden ~ ITO Ia tho heed, N',l w
HOLLAND sn ln anl the nusi punihph uMhst ui NAV "''
IA woman i philadelphia fitas
MI Arthur ciaydan wrltingto tonion ifah Now wv
hand, says ." have again and again had p"lh''a ""'"
no the vast superiority ~ Ameroan wprk I" insNAh
coach bulldor assured that ho had lons sl''' Nv"
against American nllngs, but had NJ last !" Se" "
neoesaity The English makers would not OF eo"" WV
como UP to the American ishtness and nnial'
There arc living Ia New England upv ard OF 'm srs
persons who arc over one hundred years OF Wv .aam,
are tho names and residences Oh tw.N0 ~ i7sli
Edmund r. Kiader, OF Berlin, born August ~; MIA
Jereniah Austin, Coventry. February ~ psass
Lacy Iuther nadlyme. January ., i.sa nss%nston,
Enfield March 20 1884; Egbert Cowlcs' fa,ani,ry
Anril j 1880 Mss Eunice Hoister, U,s, Ara
August o, l7y4I Mra Elsie .Chistsnasp' "a'''~'