New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-05-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Chogo Times thinks that Pennsylvania IS the John
Isuvan of the United States As Captain Bunsby would
say, the bearing of this lies Ia the application.
A Southern paper says that Kentucky breakfast
Consists Of three stiff cocktails and chew OF tobacco
If that what they gave the stareyed goddess OF REFORM
II is no wonder she was Knocked out.
when Keller midy in place the other day to ask
for days leave Of ABSENCE nearly every man IN the
House caught his breath, and wondered II the teloY
couldn't be persuaded TO make IL year. Philadelphia
Press.
one OF the latest London novelties is an exhibition Of
pictures IN marble. art discovery.
When the motion "to strike out was made, Morrison
found Congress full Of sullivans Chicago InterOceau
professional gentleman" Of Hartford. Conn, is
coaching woman in phgilism He says she is "a good
un,' hits straight from the shoulder" counters" in
fine style, and her Aeh is as hard mans If she
would only knock out her trainer and then so to the
soudan the rest Of the world would rejoice.
Horizontal Morrison Is In the hands Of his friends and
that's precisely what as his friends. They in the
biggest predieament on record.-lPhladelpbia Press.
1t is SAID there number of dog schools this
city where the rates of tuition high $3.50
quarter. Aad yet there a great many children who
never attend school.
coaching friend informs us that the most
popular four in hand this season.-Boson Transcript.
"Neuralgta pencils have become very popular in Eu-
rope They are drawn the parts affected The
Democratic party ought to buy large number and dis
tribute them in Congress
Pima Dug Krite Bhniharri, the siamese Prince
this country, is the brother OF the King His title is
Krom Nun, which Crown Prince DR.. Bartlett,
American missionary. taught him to read English.
The peach crop has not yet been declared failure, al
though 1t usually Is at this time of the year.
other booms come and go. but the Hancock boom goes
until November, and don't you forget it. II grows
slowly IL Ia true but II grows surely II Is solid boom
warranted never to break, burst or go
phis Avalanche
Some one has come out for an old ticketLincon and
Hamn-t having been ascertained that Sannlbal has
son somewhere in the wilds OF Maine The correspond
naming this ticket says it would stick like Poll
tics Is getting to DO cefeous matter-lPeoria Tran
script.
Mr.. Ruskn Is after the scientists He says they have
only soul for dynamics On the other hand Of the
scientists cay they have no souls at all
The Democrats are said to be very strong in New
Mexico But this Is natural More than sixty per cent
ofits adult male population neither read nor write.
Cummoo suleiman, wealthy citizen o: Bombay india
is build aud endow In that city dispensary for
women where female physicians will be in attendance
IT Is lust possible that the quiet Logan boom In deadly
ambush.-L Philadelphia Times.
The little republic OF San Marino, Italy. has standing
army OF forty men, including officers aud public dobt
Of 81 O8O In pleasant weather the army goes fishing
gets up pcncs aud leaves the country In charge OF
ancient serva4t
Before leaving st. Louis The very old Boy Preacher
bill for the of 800 souls ct 81 the
suits OF the recent revivaL-(washiagton Chronicle
"Man more consistent than woman! oh mo-. Sir Peter
Look husband In all things he his sister be-
fore his wife. LeOk at my brother In all thugs he
puts his wife before his sister when in both ought
10 be exactly the REVERSE Now did you hear
thing 80 absurdy contradictory IN all your life - sir
Peter wisely gives !n.-l Punch.
The hens OF Great Darlington, Mass, had better look
out The Courier of that town. has the following adver-
tlsement
To the unruly hens OF the OF Great Darlington
You are hereby notified and warned II You do stop
the dshgrng OF the graves In the several cemeteries OF
this town your heads IN danger and you will 60 you
know wRero Your owners are hereby notified to keep
Won out OF the same. ". W. LANGDoy,
Chairman of Seecmen.