The Osceola times., 1884-07-19
EPFERVESCENCE.

-uOlu OH ultuutC, duNcItibiHk COotn
money.-Lowell Courier.
Murder is man slaughter in Cincinna.
Ii, and man slaughter is mans slaughter
Shoot the courts.-Merchant Traveller.
Nature don't often make fool. She
furnishes the raw material and lets II
take Its own course.-Fort Wayne Hoosi.
er.
An editor makes o point when he
sharpens his lead pecil.-Chicago Sun
But they are very blunt sometimes
Warsaw Wasp.
The Philadelphia Call says: "Lent ID
the time to go SLOW" Oh, mol you are
| mistaken. II is the time to go fast
Boston Budget.
An old bachelor wants to know if it't
squall.ity or II it's quantity that takes a
premium at the baby show.-Merchant
Traveller.
There is a petrified baby in museum.
at Dallas, Texas, and the ladies all think
il real gneiss little thing.--Bismarch
Tribune.
Nice life married man leads when
every time he asks his wife for cup oi
tea he knows she'll make it hot for him
Boston Post.
A Cedar Rapids editor wants any
young lady who Jumps to conclusion
| to consider him Conclusion" An or.
phan preferred.-Electric Light.
A shock of an earthquake was felt in
London the other dav, and inside of an
hour the police had jailed twenty seven
Irish uspects.-Bismarck Tribune.
The ancient leap year girl who "would.
MT marry the best man living" has just
engaged herself to street loafer She
stuck to her word Kentucky State Jour.
nal.
Mrs. Barker of Oxford, Connecticut,
who is 96 years old, never employed a
doctor until the other day. Her recov.
cry is now oespaired of.--Chattanooga
Peoples Paper.
A man may raise in this world and
fall in the Whitehall Times. But
that does not signify that because man
falls in this world he viii "ryes" in the
next.-Henderso Gold Leaf.
Aimee tells reporter that she wears
out $500 worth Of stockings every year.
But as stocking comprise her entire ward
robe the figures are not 30 very appalling
Electric Light.
II pass" said the conductor of the
railroad train, as he looked at the edi-
tors ticket. al didn't think you would
axe it up said the newspaper man,
Glliamport Breakfast Table.
ne reason why Richard III, when
waksg from troubled dream, called
Tor .ahorse was because he disliked
the nlAtmare which he so frequently
had riden.-Gouverneur Herald.
The prAcess Louisa is said to be look
ing, pre'tM than ever" this spring. The
cable messAe should have read "less
ugly than forserly," and we might have
believed it.-S,Louis Critic.
Mr.. Henry Wseson Is making him
self pretty disagr>ably humorous Just
now for man wo has never been a
political leader and snnot look straight
at anythipr.-Washhton ton Gazette.
A medical journal sates that the
weight OF an average Ninese baby is
only five pounds. It is stNnge that such
a light body should acguN "ways that
are dark."-New York Morn>g Journal.
A Pottstown lady has not ha a mitch.
er broken during twenty mine ,ea,r of
house keeping. A pitcher "deaksroksn sn
is not, however, unusual in the k.hsl,
fraternity.-Hartford Sunday JounAi
Everybody itches and burns and aees
and writhes with the intcnsest desire,
marry.-Blond and Brunette of the Sun
ny Cline. Great heavens, girls! !. y
on buckwheat cakes.-Bra iford Sunda
!. Mail.
Forepaugh's white elephant has lane
ed. To get even on the leprosy repor
Barnum is industriously spreading tn
news that il has got the Asiatic mump
and they are contagious. Bradford Sur
day Mail.
Il There hss Just arrived in Paris youn
man whose head, both as regards shap
and color, resembles that of a calf II
must be direct descendant of the or
ginal prodigal son.-N. Y. Morning J0dl
nal.
i John B. Cough says: THE press /
the mainstay of sin." That depends OF
what kind of press you mean, John
The press is often the mainstay of good
looking eirl.-Williamport Breakfast Ia
BILE.
The butchers of New York are irwin,
to discontinue the transportation from
Chicago and other Western cities @
dressed cattle. Anthony Comstock shoult
be set upon the track Of there butchers
Boston Transcript.
The editor Of New York Life is a
work on tragic drama entitled "Ths
Lions Mouth." II Is expected TO caust
fu. roar in dramatic circles. With suct
a title 1t should be able to growl black Al
the ics.-Norristown Herald.
A Newport girl who had two sutton
for her hand proposed that they draw
straws for her. They went ripht away
and drew straws-that ia they drew
] something through straws that repoeed
in glasses of liquor.-Fort Wayne Hoosi.
er.
1t is the early chicken that first dis
cards his spring ovacoat.-In the game
Of life a full" hand will not beat q
straight" man.-Paradoxical as II NAV
seem, live man should always be in
dead earnest. York Morning Jour.
nal.
A New Hampshire lady has worn one
peir q eeIsinCS night and day Sor forty
ycan About tina ve shen6 ~, to
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