West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-11-21
PATSY DOODLE.
TUNNELTON SPRAY AFTER THE
POLITICAL BATTLE,

President Cleveland.
Mr.. James G. Blaine.
All saved but P,oston.
Clevelsndism killed BlsineisIn.
The ''mugwumps" fought nobly,
Democrats, be msgnsnimous in your
hour of victory.
The Republicans 10 several States are
amusing themselves by burning ST. John
in effigy.
We have no weakened Democrats in
TunneltOn. We celebrated the election of
Cleveland on the night Of the Ali and sth
OF November.
1t wSs long time So wait, but we got
there with the girl the Republicans thought
they would leave behind them.
We extend our sympathy to our esteem
cd and honored friend, Mr.. Jno. Suider,
and would add that it was bad year To
flop" into the Grand Oh Party. Better
luck TO you the next time. Uncle John.
Those who shouted Maria Halpin so
Justly for the past two months, will be-
asked TO take back seat after the 4,h OF
March.
Hon. b F. NJ, riin will please announce
when the Republican funeral is to be
preached. We are anxious to attend and
shed a tear Of exultstion.
Four years ago wrote series OF letters
from Salt River, and my Republican
friends cloried in Il. rnis year hope TO
be able 20 return the compliment. Ye
Republicans scribes give us narrative of
your trip up Salt River
The Republicans just found out the
campaign that they ore fond of pure
urhon "lick.r." Heretofore their mot
To was TO "touch not, taste not, LsndIv
moi, unless the Democrats bu, II for YOU.
TINS campaign the Republicans bought II
AID 6 W II 10 vJters TO drink If they
You'd vote for Is aine, and poor ST. John
wss left out IN the ri!n with bis cold wa
ter.
Elthu1iast.-Np, l can't Tell why Pres
ton county hsIle1 10 give Blaine 900 ma
iprty. Better a,k the JOurn4l. You are
| slightly mistaken when you cay Blaine
was The peoples choice. The 'luthcr man
was the pc ple'r choice. II You don't be
lieve 1t 81 10 Wellington, ID g., on the
Attn of March. They do say the rascnls
are To be turned out shout that time.
II lie now in order for the b isees go cx-
piau how jan G.. Blaine, Of the United
S,a'cs, was defeated. A good many fus
pee, That Mr.. Jamcsg.e Was nothing bu,
sn ori.nsry man after sill The lpI.st re-
turns Indicate hs much.
ITO tLiLk that III cS Sheriff aud AN *
hang beat jim Blaine. Ia awful ="
said sick al ,he-stomach II publican,
the Sshs' Jay. Tdsrs nothing Any
honest man r, uij bca; such a corruptionist
as jim Blaine.
Maria Half Crnz..-Yes, ii is generally
believed that those fellows WAC yelled
MariN Halpn were effected with idiucy.
h'ep IL quiet, however, As We are making
arrangements To Ike them 20 Weston.
Wen all take drink oi-cold water In
honor OF 81. john, and X ruOlicsns can
sip their teddy win silver spoons ia re-
memberance e b. ,min r. Butler, who
failed to elect James O. 81 Inc, as per con
tract. Its pUJr rule won't work both
| ways"
II the I polEd at KrgwOod on the
Atm day Of November is suy criterion to
20 by, every voter In that Temperance
town takes sugar IN his'D
The Democrats throughout the country
are poiniing their respective towns red.
What glorious time they are hsyIng.
Political ofiice holders are getting pref
" bdvous ebCut this TIME. NJ, doubt
they wish that hey belong 10 tho other
party nov. PATsY. Doodle.