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Farms For Sale.

4" 500. A nice place-fve acres Of
ground and a house in Sugarhouse Ward:
young orchard; cheap.
E 500; A bargain. Four acres Of fine
farming land in SugarhOuse Ward
" 1900. A fine orchard on the State
Road, 81 acres.
"a 100 an acre for rs acres of fine eul-
tivated land on the Jordan, only 2IS miles
from Main street.
II 1000. Twenty acres of good farm
land, l6 acres in lucern, will exchange for
city property.
10 $500. A nice farm of thirty-four
acres across Jordan; fine place: two good
houses and barn, all under cultivation ex
cept small piece of pasture land.
LSO a number of coed farms at easy
IL terms, and in exchange for city pro-
perty.
- 9. Houses to Rent.
"A nice new four room brick house, neaay
furnishedi on Second South street, with City
water; rent cheap.
a five room adobe house, full furnished
for housekeeping, on Seventh East street
with City water; neat place
Two rooms close by, for light housekeep-
ing, neatly furnished
A nice large house on Main street, in
choice location.
A new. Eve room brick sottage on Fifth
South.
Two rooms furnished for light housekeep
ing, on Second West street
Furnished rooms, near Catholic Church
Finely furnished rooms. close by.
Is. A f9ur room house and summer kitchen,
on Sixth South street; cheap.
An eight room house, half block from
Main street
-, Three rooms in brick house, on First
West street.
-Four ROOMS in Seventh Ward, brick house,
cheap.
d" We have also long list OF houses
for rent In 81 parts of the city. Call on US
before renting.
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Why the Editor Declined.

I bet man here, not long ago, bar.
rel of -four, to 60 to the orphan asylum,
that we had a hundred ladies in this town
handsomer than Langtry. I was to write
them in q Lexington newspaper, and the
public was to decide who should pay for
the barrel of -four. It was draw bet.
I wrote out list of an even hundred,
with some Introductory remarks, and
handed it to an editor here. He looked
at it and inquired if that was all of my
list. 1 said yes, and to my disgust he
said he would not publish that list for
$l00. I wanted to know why he
wouldn't publish it, and he said because
he would get killed for it; and he am:
plifed to the effect that his hide would
be as full of thirty.two calibre holes be-
fore night as q piece of sheetipg iron at
an exposition washer cutter. I told him
Icould certainly see nothing but COM
pliment and gentlemanly gallantry in it,
and was sure nobody could be offended
for having name to appear in such q
connection. "You didn't catch on
right" he said; "they are not these that
you have got that I am afraid Of but
they are those that are left out" and
then tumbled to the racket.-LouisviRe
Courier-Journol.
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"Not the dickens hut I,ipe"

The. old man knew that protest, no
matter how vigorous, would avail moth
ing, and the next day he went over to
Blakemore's. Lige was just making ar
rangements to 90 out on camp.hunt.
Old Potter called him off to one side, al
though there was no one else within
hearing, and said:
"Its mighty ticklish business that Pm
on to-day, Lige. My darter loves you
an sent me over to tell you"
Haven't got time to think about it
now, ole man. Jes' tell the gal to keep
quiet till get back. Good day." and he
was gone. Three weeks afterward he
called at the mills. Gralda met him and
conducted him to the little window where
she had rejected so many suitors.
"Lige, father told you, didn't he"
eyes"
"Well, + couldn't help it, Lige. l
knew that ifsome ono didn't tell you,
you would never know it, and couldn't
think of going through life without you.
Don't you think that you can love me
just little ?"
Tears were running down his rough
cheeks. Putting his arm around her
and drawing her to him, said:
CANCEL, I have loved you fur ten
years."-Arkansaw Traveller.
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No Explanation.

A traveller for a Detroit wholesale
grocery house was the other day making
trip between two Northern country
towns with a sleigh, when one of the
horses was taken sick, and he drew up
at farm house and inquired if he could
put the animal out and rest him until he
recovered.
"You can," replied the woman, "but l
want to warn you in advance that I have
run away from my husband on two
different occasions-once with drorer
and once with map seller"
"Well, what of it?''
"You'll find out as soon as the old man
comes up from the slashing! He'll think
you are after me, and there'll be row."
sob, 1 guess can explain matters to
him."
"Don't you wait to explain nothing"
she continued "he'll 60 for you without
yord, and if you can't wallop him
he'll give you the worst licking stran'
ger ever got!''
The horse was too i'll to go on, and
the agent had no recourse but to stay
and face the music. He was at the barn,
rubbing the animal down, when the old
man, suddenly showed himself at the
door. Waiting just long enough to
draw full breath he made break for
the traveller. The latter dropped his
wisps of hay and felt of the farmers
right eye in way that laid him fiat.
he got up and came again, but was re.
ceived with stinger on the jaw,.and as
he went down the traveller got him by
the throat and held him fast. BY and
by, when he dared let him up little, he
explained:
IL was forced to stop here and take
care of sick horse"
"Well, that's all right" replied the
farmer. "Let me up and I'll help rub
him." = -
He was assisted to his feet and went to
work with considerable heart. By and
by he went to the house and had his eye
bound up, and when supper was ready
he insisted that the traveller should eat
with: him. Not cent would he take
when the latter was ready to go, but
extending his hand he said:
STRANGER, I've licked seven different
men who stopped here within the past
six months, and it kinder does me good
to get knocked under the benches.
Next time you come this way stop and
give me an hours lesson. Goodbye to
you" ."-Detroit Free Press.
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The Final Judgment.

The doctrine of final judgment can
be clearly proven only by the Scriptures.
The same is true with regard to the doc
trine of the resurrection. The two are
intimately and inseparably connected.
All that unassisted intellect can discover
in regard to the resurrection is very lit
tie. Neither experience nor observation
teach us anything on the subject. The
sum of the whole that we can learn out
side of the Bible with respect to the
resurrection of the dead is, that the doc
triue is beyond the discoveries Of reason,
but not contrary to reason. No one will
deny that God can, if he so determines,
raise the dead. This is about all that We
are able, without the Bible, to conclude
respecting the resurrection of the dead.
No events come under our observation
which fully corroborate the fact. With
respect to q final judgment it is different.
The teachings of the Bible on this sub.
iect are corroborated by events which
take place every day, under our observa.
ton. Let it be admitted that man is an
immortal being, and that he is accounta.
bic for his acts. A few will deny that
man is an immortal being, but the num-
Der is so few that they need not be re-
garded. ALI men, everywhere, are
forced to admit that man is accountable
for his acts. No one will claim that any
law of God can be violated with impuni-
ty. All have an experimental knowledge
Of this fact. Admit that man is an inl.
mortal being and that be is accountable
for his acts, and a final judgment seems
to be a necessity. No one will claim
that Justice is either fairly or fully ad-
ministered in this world. None of the
human family deserve anything good;
All are guilty. but the ratio of sin and
punishment is not strictly observed.
The greatest violaters of law are not
punished the most severely. This has
always been the case. While no tran.
gressor entirely escapes, the most law.
abiding frequently suffers more than the
greatest outlaws. There must be court
Of final resort in which justice is meted
out with an even hand. and all wrongs
righted. The Bible teaches us that at
the last day every member of the human
family will be rewarded according to the
deeds done in the body, whether good or
bad and to the teaching Of the Bible ca
this subject, o sense of justice, as it still
exists in mans soul, says Amen.--Rev.
Robert Latham in YorkuiNe Enquirer.
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THE HARD-WORKING MAN.

working and for good many years had been
working twice as hard any ought to work
said he had splendid constitution and that he could stand
He forgot that years passes the Of the system much
greater than in youth, while the repair of less.
He weak debed nervous and Respondent He regarded
the future dread and said he had worked himself unme
grave - tiG ':*
taken the cemetery all Instead Of that good
friend brought him Browns Iron Brters.
began pick up strength That what he wanted Browns
enriched his failing blood and life into him. toned
up digestive that his food began noush him and do him
good Most heartily does he recommend Browns Iron Bies
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A compliment is usually accompa-
MED with q bow, as if to beg pardon for
saying it.
1t is said "Satan is ever watching
to find us unemployed" The gentle.
man referred to never watches newspaper
men. 1t would be waste of valuable
time.
-"I always sing to please myself"
said a gentleman who was humming
tune in company. GLOW nice it is to be
so easily pleased !" responded lady who
sat next to him.
- A magazine writer asks: Glow
shall we utilize the Indians ?" This is
difficult question to answer, but perhaps
the best plan would be to pctrify them,
and sell them for cigar-store signs. This
idea is worthy of consideration, anyhow.
-"Do you KNOW" said a Fort Lin
coin man to the young lady who was
driving while out sleigh.riding, "that in
the East the other day two young peo.
pie were out just as we are, and the
sleigh upset, and that little accident was
the cause of a wedding within a week"
Ten minutes later they were flounderiug
in the snow, but the girl says it was an
accident.
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SPECIAL NOTICE.

opened Superb by
single Also line Bque and China Figures Toys Bohemian Glass
Indus, Gecian and Hand.
% from, satisfaction guaranteed.
splendid of SILVER PLATED WARE suitable for Wed.
ding Holiday Presents guaranteed Standard Silver Pate good the
ket
have line of Imported BASKETS WOOD and WILLOW WARE
STOVES and TINWARE
buy all the Rags Hides Beeswax Talow of Seed Cotton and
highest in
and for yourself, and will be.pleasd
JOHN Z. PEOPLES.
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NOTICE FINAL SETTLEMENT.
IN The undersigned, Administrator Of
the Estate of James Long, deceased,
hereby gives notice that he will, on the
25th day of March, 1884, apply to the
Judge of Probate for Anderson County for
a Final Settlement of said Estate. and q
discharge from said administration.
JOSHUA JAMESON,
Surviving Administrator.
Feb 81, 1884 80
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"Your father is worth at least half
Million" said he to his jealous sweet
heart. "That is true" she murmured.
"And yet you doubt my love-" he re.
piled, in an injured tone.
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"Miss Gimps," said lady to an.
other during recent call, "why don't
you join the daughters of temperance ?"
"Cause." "Cause why?" "Why-why
-" was the blushing reply, II intend
Joining one of the sons next month"
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"Bucllu-Paiba."

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kid
ney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81.
Druggists.
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Hats and Caps.
Partnershipi..No

WE, the undersigned, have this day en-
w tered into a partnership under tho
name of w. S. LIGON & Co., for the pur-
pose of conducting a general merchandise
business at the old stand of w. S. Ligon,
on the Southsidc Of the Public Square.
By close attention to the uants of our GUS
toners and fair dealing, we would solicit
the patronage of the trading public.
Our stock of GROCERIES is full up, and
we will make it to the interest of all to
price our goods before purchasing their
supplies for the year.
w. S. LIGON.
R. S. LIGON.
Jan. 1, 1884
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$1,000 REWARD

Wul b. paid to any Chemist who MIL hi.i. m ''"'.
yss Of 100 bottles s. S. S., ra'::.. o. ''''-.
Iodido Potassium, or any mineral s,:. ,,ancs.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC rn.
Drawer 2 .l:ianta, -
"a Write for the little book. which W: ha r'- 4
free.
Price: small size, 91.oo per bo::r: are ,
fholding double quantity, 81. - h'::r. 50"
Rists sell H.
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YOUR HOME.

A new lot of WALL PAPER and Bor-
II dering, just received, by
A. b. TOWERS.
Nov %. 1888 %
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TO THE PUBLIC.

~ u IL " l. " ~ A1Oa
T HAVE more Goods than l need, and
Il being satisfied that the prices and quail
ity will compare favorably. with any in the
city, ask All inspection Of my stock before
you buy. a: B. TOWERS.
Nov 20. 1883 70
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JErrEnsoyy1LLg, TwIdos Co., Ga.

JEFrERsoXy1LLg, TwIoos Co., Ga.
Five years ago found on my plantation colored
man who was badly diseased. He stated that five
years before he had contracted violent OF Blood
Poison rni had been treated by many physicians,
all failing to euro him. treated him with Swiits
Specific and in short time he was sound and we'll.
and has not had symptom Of the diaeasc since.
D. N. HUGHES.
Ono gentleman who had been confined to his bed
six weeks with Mercurial Rheumatism has been
cured entirely and speaks in the highest praise OF
6, s. CNILES & BERRY,
Chattanooga, Tenn.
Kercurial Rheumatism made me cripple. After
frying the Hot Springs two years, and tho Mercury
and Potash treatment until was skeleton and uIl-
ablo to do anything, was prevailed upon to take
course Of s. 6. 8. After taking thrcc boc, E,y A..
petite began to improve, and gained ac"a r:pidir:
when had taken twelve bottles felt Us well a.
ever did. 1t IL now twelve months since tn"s
8. 8. 8. Ny health and appetite arc good. and an
sblo to attend to all the busness can get
CHAS. BERG, hot Springs Ark.
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Dec 6, 1888
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ness, and the beauty of his ugliness was
the fact that he was proud of it. When
Lige entered the mill Gralda was pour
ing corn into the hopper. The old man
was asleep.
"Why didn't you bring your turn yes.
terday when we had more water Z" asked
the girl.
"Wall, why didn't you keep the water
till I got here?"
"You must think that you are very
important character with your big nose
and catfish mouth ?"
"Yas, an you must think you are q
little Gineral Jackson wrapped up in
rose leaves, but you amt, lemme tell
you" -,
"Well, help up here with the corn ?''
"You must be q blame fool, gal, to
think that I'm goin' ter pay you ter let
me grind the corn. Why don't you wake
MP the old man?"
"He is tired"
$50 is goat"
"Ain't you going to help me 7"
"No, blame Il do. Here, old lummux,
flop up an help the GAL"
WIN you laih1u w SAS'@AoSo WV
old man, arising with difficulty.
"You, of course. Help up with the
con an don't shirk," aud taking down q
fishing rod, Mr.. Blakemore sauntered
away.
At evening, while the girl was closing
the mill, she turned to her father and
said:
"Pap, I'm in love-"
"Who's the feller ?"
"Lige Blakemore."
"W'y he's as ugly as sin, an he amt
got no sense"
Cant help it. love him."
"Does he know it ?"
"No, but you must tell him."
"The dickens"
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as u grief on his wiie's heart. John when
in the flesh was given 10 such methods oil
showing his undying affection for his wife
ms beating and cutting her about like a
football when NIL other home a%muscments
failed to entertain him. TO declare John
~judiclally dead, was, 10 the wife's way Of
reasoning, rs good as u Chicago divorce,
evenif she had to stretch her conscience
In recognizing the drowned man rs her
whilom ~belaboring spouse.
But Mrs. Ackermann was not allowed 10
rest in peace very long, for some months
ago n man claiming 10 be the defunct
John put in an appearance and requested
to DO restored to the bosom OF his family,
which he had been robbed Of by q cold
and unfecling coroner. Mrs. A%ckermann
however, refused to recognize him and
the Tichborne claimant was com.
pcllcd to 80 10 law. Here no fniled,
NJ tho woman he claimed for his vito did
not believe inthem naturalization OF spirits.
John was persistent, nevertheless, ind &c
finally get rid Of him she sued for q
divorce, alleging cruel treatment, and this
timo sho got II divorce TINT carried convic'
ton to John and brought consolation ant
comfort 10 her.
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There arc divorces and divorces, and
there are causes and causes for cutting tho
Gordian knot Of matrimony, but tho queer
est case comes from indianapolis. During
n flood some years ago several persons
were drowned, and among the bodies
found was n that was supposed to DO
that Of John Ackcrmann. The coroner
took his wite's word for it and thereupon
judicially pronounced John deiunct as far
us the trials and tribulations Of this world
are concerned.
From subsequent events 1t seems that
tho death Of John did not rest heavily
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OLIVER DITsoN & CO., Boston,

=; Il. OLSON s Co., J. E. DnsoS 4 Co..,
w, osuwa NJ J. LIZ Chestnut st., phIla,
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%nHEAKrAsr BUDGET,
good thing IN oil--sardines.

A goodthing In oil--sardines.
The Standard Oil Company employ 9s,-
600 men.
Six OF the prominent hotel keepers Of
New York are widowers.
After q man has led a fast life iorawhile
the fast HE begins to lead him.
The overhead wires in New York city,
II in straight lines, would extend from
San Francisco to London.
Tho Old. Colony Railroad has recently
been changing the names Of many Of It's
way stations.
Maltese cats arc to como In now In place
OF mug dogs. The old maids weakness Is
to have m airing, 80 to spenk.
Tho telcgraphic cable through tho great
ArlbcryT Tunnel has twelve strands, six OF
which the Government reserves for Its
use. tl's'
The season In Southern Manitoba lastcd
this year until November l5--nr later
than usual. Farmers there arc said to be
feeling well over their prospects.
The biggest goose over raised in tho
Wcst--wo hero refer strictly 10 fowl
weighed twenty-five pounds and grew to
the usual toughness in Sioux City, Iowa.
A portion Of n China plate bearing the
name Of Tichborne was recently dug up at
Canterbury. 1t was forwarded to the
claimant, who said 1t belonged to Stony
hurst College. t
Two Brooklyn mon on Saturday last
stole 500 worth OF old brass and sold |.
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---~-- 4.... "
Senator Malone hasnot been in his seat
this session.
Senator Camden, OF West Virginia, TO-
pudiates tho interview wherein ho spoke
hnrshly OF Senator Bayard.
lord Tennyson, in his recent poem on
Freedom, got the epitlet "brass mouths"
from lIomer,an "iron lungs from Virgil.
Edward Richardson, pscsidcnt OF tho
New Orleans Cotton Exposition, is q mil
lionaire and tho largest cotton planter in
tho world.
Mrs. Fawcctt, widow OF tho late blind
Postmaster General OF Great Britain, will
be shortly made president Of tho Girton
College.
Louis Kossuth's days will undoubtedly
be prolonged by Il perusal Of the pleasant
thingsbcing said about him in his obituary
notices.
Ferdinand Ward, had he not been u
.splurgins %iinnncicr, might have made Il
great general. Flo had enough volumes
on military tactics to stock m arsenal.
Representative Holman says he will not
accept n cabinet position, but that he is
first, last and ali the time for Joe Nc
Donald, to represent Hoosicrdom around
Mr.. Clevcland's council board.
Louis II. Hull, Of New Haven, was
chosen justice oftho peace, public weigher
and common councilman, Ill OH the. ith
of last November. This is doing tolcrably
well, and Mr.. Hills innate longing for Of.
flee, in common with nearly all Ameri-
cans, ought to DO satisfied, ut least until
his terms expire.
George Church is the nam Of Brighton
Beach youth who LETT q purse containing
5000 underneath the pillow OF his sleeper
berth and did not miss it until three or
four hours after he had quilted tho car.
Had his memory failed him in any other
city than Chicago, he might possibly have
recovered his h~ard-earned cash. As it is.
the fool and his money are parted forsood
and all.
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Local aud through tickets arc sold via all tn,
above lines at Union Railroad Office, 100 Marke
street. Buy your tickets there,
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QuAcE doctors, electric belt and other
swindlcrs who live by frightening our
young men and young women by nasty
circulars, will find their occupations gone
when it becomes generally known that
DR.. Ciuysott's yellow Dock and sarsa.
parilla is a certain cure for all weakness
Of the urinary organs, nervousness, etc.
Obey the laws Of health, take d few bot
ties OF this simple remedy and you will
soon lie restored to perfect manhood and
%womanhood, free from all worriment Of
mind and distress OF body. DAw
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DIED.

McKEEVER-On Sunday. December q. 1891. nj :
o'clock +. ", Mt the residence OF his sotl. In.law, DR..
AL Sllkin, of llarrlsvil!c. O., MATHEW MCKEEvER,
In tile s7th year OF his aec. .'
Punctal rom the Disciples Church, III Bethany,
". Va. Wednesday morning ut 10 o'clock =
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CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS
B Il S .

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Tho above eight books arc uniform In binding.
each contains 100 70 go sheet mns!c size pague, and
each costs. In boards 81, cloth s. 20, gil. s.. :
Students Life In Song. 81 80.
4 Rhymes and Tunes. BIDS. 81 q, CT. 81 80, GILT %
Norway Music Album. BIDS. 81 80. Cl. 81, Gilt ii.
Alo. 20 vols. Of Musical Literature, attractive,
we'll bonnd, and interesting, among which nre Ri.
tet's Students History Of Music, s. 10. and the
Lives OF tho various Great Minister'S Of Music.
Also, many Christmas Carols.
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I5.s q. q U, Railroad.
Leave Bellairc at 2:l0P y. for summeraeld.
Leave BellAre at 500 4. u. for Summe1deld and
ZAucsvile. Arrive ut Bellairp, 0,l6 1, Y, and SOS P,X.