The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-10-11
NASBY.
Mr.. Nasty Encounters a Mcsmerist, who
Puts Deacon Pogram Under the Influence
CONFEDERATE y ROADS
(Which is in the State NV Kentucky.
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gut, ne COOu put any person INTO trance,
in WiCh Condishn he wood be enabled tc
penetrate the dim and misty futur. anG
forctcll wat Wuz TO happen. | declined
to be experimental with, for reason.
don't want to know anything about the
flltur, for fccr that il will so resemble the
past eZ to make me sick. The past is
quite cnuff' for me. My past hez not biz
so cheerful ez to indooSc me to look for
rerd into the fuchcr, witch am shoor is
to be nothin but a dismal repetishn
When think NV the days hev gone
thirsty, uv the times hey bin kicked of
NV frames for want nv money to pay fares
ny the skirmisIin hey he'd for food, Nv
the experiences hey bin compelled tC
resort to fur eileen shirts, even goin so fun
ez to break my sleep by sittin up till after
1 , at mite that | mite borrer en- off my
nabor's line, uv all the sings and arrers
Nv outrageous forenoon that hey en-
doorcd, | don't want to know wat is tC
happen TO me. | he'd ruther live in the
fairy realms rv hope, and take things e.
they come. | kin cndoor horrers singly,
but do not kecr to encounter en- when
they are massed in armies.
But nevertheless, l he'd curiosity &c
know wat WIZ to happen, espeshly in a
politikle way, and so | indoost that old
saint, Deekin Pogram, to submit hissel
to the Professor and take an excursion
into the fuCher.
The Professor made a lot uv passes
over the Deekin's venerable he'd and de-
clared him sufficiently mesmerized, and
asked the Deekin to say wat he saw,
wich the Deekin did thus
Il see" murmered the Deekin, his
eyes fixed on vacancy, that pure and
gilelis citizen, Cleveland, in the White
House with that other pure and ire,
proaChabc man Bcecher, smilin being,
enly Onto him. see in Cleveland's cab
init, quite another stile NV men than
them witch hey bin sitting in Presidensh1
councils for u years. Their is Jetlsor
Davis, Secretary NV State, and the Other
members are all Confederit soljers wiCl
distinguished themselves in the CRATE
struggle for the Southern system.
II see in the Custom House and Post
offs at Moo Orleens, and Mobeel, anc
Atantv, and all the other pints in the
South, from the biggest to the smallest
the Radikel Republicans cleened out anc
Their places filled with Confedrit soldiers
The Government employees are no
whissln ez they go gaily to Their work
Hale Columby' or The Star-Spangleo
Banner, bu; the sole-inspiring stranes uN
The Bonnie Bloc Flag and Dixie
greet my ravished ear.
Il see an eleckshun scene. The Fed
rel laws for the prcserNaShen NV the i'll
tegrity NV the ballot box hev bin repealed
and the gentlemen Nv the South hev now
the power in Their own hands. They 81
at the poles and they determine who she
vote and who shell not. There is not ;
niger in site, for ther day is over.
Il see the laws for the perteckshun u'
niggers is all repealed, and the labor u'
the South is got back to suthin like wa
it shood be. The niger isn't slave III
more, but he Gums ez Clost to ii ez is pos
sibe. He isn't permitted to testify in TIT
courts agin white man; he hez no vote
and he is, praktilly, wunst more ser
want unto his brethren, hallelloogy.
Il see a still more gladder site wicl
warns the cookies Nv my old hart. SCI
the debt made by the ConfcdraCy pu
onto ckality with the debt incurred b,
the Fedrcl Government, and bonds ishooC
kiverin all alike. | see Confedrit soljer
/ penshund list the same ez Fedrel soljers
the Confedrit ice that it Wuz only a con
test betWixt the seCkshuns ez it were, be
in adopted, and one side is jist ez mucl
entitled to COnsidcrashun ez the other.
Il see the South made rich in Conse
kence. The penshuns Nv Confedrit sol
iers hez bin compootid with intrest from
the close NV the war, and they hev BIZ
paid in bonds which bare intrest at tou
per cent. myself hey proved my ser
Wis in the Confedrit army, and hev in m,
pokkit now all my back pay.
Il see all the property destroyed in tn
South paid for in the same way. ! he
myself bin paid for II3 mules capcheret
by John Morgan when he raided this par
Kentucky, and | see myself livin il
comfort on the intrest.
II see VOC, Parson, i'll the Postoftis a
the Corners. and me in the Collector.
offs see Lubbock, the niger, WiCl
hez held the place senCe Grants tus
term, hangin to tree in front NV Bias
CONS, and Pollock and Bigler gittin on
NV town, pursood by the infooriatid pop
ulis witch is thirstin fur Their blood. Sc,
| BaSCOm smilin from ear to ear, eZ we &C
tilly pay fur drinks instid uv remarkin t,
him, list mark ii down"
Il see the Fedrel oftises all over tn
broad land filled with Dimocrats, sweep
in change hevin bin made in the interes
NV reform, from the highest to the lowest
and the sin-mills rejoice with eNCcedil
CRATE JOY.
Il see the wheels uv time rolled back
ward, and matters reversed-that every
thing done by the Republican party 70
the last II yeers, is done away with, from
the emansipashen NV the niggers to tn,
ishooin NV nashnel money.
81 see the costs NV Stonewall Jaxol
and Hood. and Forrest. and them heroes
rise from their graves and jine the koru
uv latter eZ they see wat they fought anC
died for on the field, realized by meen
of politikel aCkshen.
Il see Congris wiCh will pass all sort
Nv appropriateness for the South, and ;
President who will not veto EN-. | Sc,
SeCeshn erik slack watered, and a Gus
tom house in the Cross Roads, the con
tract price uv witch will be a milyun, bu
wich will cost five milyuns aforeit is com
pletcd. | see me and yoo Parson, anC
M'Peltcr hcvin ContraX on the same, anC
ridin in our keridd&cs and warm dimun(
pins cz big eN hicllg nuts.
Il see the whole kcntry under the con
troic ny the South, we a taNin the Gov
crment for our bchool, WiCh, cz we don
pay the taxes, will be glory cnutr for ont
-four yccrS.
II sec. tn" DimoCriSv nv the Nnrtl