Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-11-03

HIS four wives may possibly have had some
thing - do with the savage nature OF Sl1l4ns
Bull.-LOuisriEe C0hrier-Journdf
1--WE have it,; eNclaims a contemporary,
excitedly. We discovered that good while
ago. but thought we would wait ana lei you
find 1t out yourself.-BurIiHgton Free Press
a MIND-READER gave a seance to a batch OF
dudes the other day, and threw mp the en-
gagement IN disgust because he nam sum
clent material to work On.-PhitdGe!p4t"
Ne5rs.
A CHICAGO WOMAN threw a jar Of mlnce-
meat at her husband and killed MN. AFTER
all il was q humane act. The pies would GER
tainly have laid him cold IN death.-LCioe"
Citizen.
NINE. PATHS heart goes pit-a-pat as she
nears America, where she will find many
| hearts to pity Patti.-Aet0 York Journal
And when She leaves again Patti will proba-
bly, pity the hearts that pitied Patti.
.PA," asked the small boy, why do they
call the first piece the organ plays IN ehurch
the voluntary" Because, my SON." re-
piled the old gentleman, ''tbe oTganist runs
his hands over the keys and the organ goes
| wherever it pleases."
GLORIOUS. isn't it?'' remarked Mrs. Bascom
Here Eve been reading these Notes on Nus
/ bandry' regularly ever since we slibscrloed I"
| the Farmer, and they haven't SAID one word
/ 50 far as / could see. about husbands or mat
| rimOny either. "-BurIingt0H Free Press.
TIE REVEREND FRAUDS OF GOTHAM
some Reverend frauds In Gotham
Have whitewashed Jimmy Blaine;
Some Reverend frauds IN Gotham
Would cover up each stain.
| o Reverend frauds in Gotham,
Beware GOmOrrah's rain!
"WHAT are you doing, Mary?" asked Som
| erville husband, addressing ms VIE. Il am
| sewing on a crazy quilt she replied. Are
there any buttons on itf' NO" Il thought
not" he said; lit wouldn't be like you to be
sewing on anything that needed buttons, ana
drawing deep sigh he proceeded to fasten
| his suspenders with a half-burnt match
/ S1laerriIe Journal.
| GREAT EDITOR-''Great Franklin! What's
| the matter? Office on tlreP Sub-edlt0r-
NO; worse! worse stop the presses presses don t
! with the paper2'' 'It's got two columns Of
/ special cable news in it." well that ought
| to be all right. You wrote 1t yourself
! YES yes. | know; but I've just heard the
most awful news. If the paper comes out
| wen be ruined" My stars! What have
/ YOU heardg' THE cable has not been in
| working order for q hours. PHILADELPHIA
| CAL.
| AT FIVE O'CLOCK TEA-CHAT FOR MAIDENs
! FAIR AND FANCY FREE AND NATIONS Too
! "Oh, carry me. them" cried the fair coquette.
TO the land where never I've journeyed yet
| To that shore
| Where love IS lasting and change Is unknown,
| And q man Is faithful to one alone
| EvermOre."
| go. seek that land for year and day,
| AT the end of the time you'll be still far away,
| Pretty maid;
! It's a country unlettered in map or in chart,
| It's a country that does not exist, sweetheart,
| I'm afraid. philadelphia Meas.
/ a CUNNING old fox once met little watch
dog with an enormous block on and asked
| him: what is that you have fastened to your
! neck?" That's my watch fob" ''Your watch
| fob! DO YOU wear a watch?" "Yes; that's the
| reason they call me a watchdog" Where is
| your watch?" "At the jewelers., undergoing
| renairs - stWhat will YOU take for your watch
| fobs" Ten dollars" "Ill give you 10 cents
| for it, well, put out the money" All,
we'll" said the fox, as he trotted of, 'if you'll
| take 10 cents for it, wouldn't have it for a
| Christmas gift" Moral: Don't overload a
| plain, everyday lie with embroidery and
| fiourishes. life.