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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Mr. David Boa2 may be seen on and
after September l Mt his new office,
the corner one,in Pickwick hotel build
Ing, corner Main and Fourth streets,
where, in his ell ergetic and successful
way, he will do general real estate,
land, ranch and cattle business city
property having the attention he has
heretofore given It. Sellers in any Of
these lines ready TO offer their proper
ties for sale or exchange at bargains,
may leave them, confident due efforts
will be given towards sale of them.
Bnyers are invited To call for bargains
dear properties will not be offered
them, Wasting their time. Mr.. Boaz
knows values aud will only work upon
salable ones. Persons at u distance in
tending To invest in Fort Worth or
other parts Of Texas will please address
David Boa2, pickwick building, Main
and Fourth streets, Fort Worth, Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Mount st, Joseph's academy will
resume its usual scholastic course on
the first Monday of September. The
Sisters beg to tender their grateful
acknowledgements to the friends of the
institute for their patronage so highly
encouraging thus far, and respectfully
solicit continuance of the same, re-
newing the assurances already given
that no pains shall be spared ON their
part that can contribute to the health
and intellectual culture of the pupils
eontided TO their charge. The Sisters
beg to observe that no pupil can com.
pete for honors at the end of the year
who has not entered the academy al
the opening of the first session.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
rHEGAzErrE WORT WORTH TEXAS, MONDAY sErrEMBER= !

mountain Of the Lords house shall be
established In the top ofthe mountains
and shall be exalted above the hills,
and all nations shall flow unto It."
Then shall our eourt-houses be con-
vcrted into colleges, our asylums into
semiharies Of learning; instead OF jails
and peniteniiaries
SHALL BE ERECTED IMMENSE TEMPLES
aud where captive souls have been con-
fined In dungeon bars, liberty aud sal
walton shall be proclaimed by the mes
sengers ofpeace.
Brethren, this is uoidle dream. It is
coming. The trend of Jehovah's
horses Is heard on the threshold Of ey-
cry nation, They GOMEZ They come!
II may be when you aud are mold
ering in the dust, but that happy day
is coming. The smoke Of the purify
ing fire IL already ascending. The
work of conversion is going on. God
10 converting the hearts Of men and
they, In turn, are converting their
business and their lives They are
writing on thelintels Of their doors, on
their gate posts, yea, on the very
brides of their horses, Holmes to
the Lord.n Then let us fall into line
and hasten the glorious coming.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Dr. Quillan, the leading authority
of Great Britain, on lung diseases says;
while one of his patients gained only
seven pounds by the use of cod liver
oil, she gained over thirteen by the use
Of mullen. The old field MULLEN
made into tea and COMBINED with
sweet gum presents in Taylor's Chero-
kee remedy Of sweet gum and MULLEN
n pleasant and effective cure for Group,
whooping-cough, colds and oonsump.
ton. Sold by all druggists at p cents
and 81 a bottle.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Pure Powder.

Since the first package of Silver
Loaf Baking found its way to the
hone of consumer, IL has grown IN
popular favor with u rapidlty un-
known In The history OF any baking
powder yet offered the public. Tliat
II rose triumphant over every op-
posing obstacle aud took position
side 81 eide with the leading brands
in the market, evidences the merit
claimed for il by the manufacturer
Why this unprecedented popularity
OF this new brand OF baking powder Is
a legitimate question, and the answer
IL found In the guarantee OF j. IL.
Brown that every package Is chem
ically pure.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
A Remarkable Cordial.

It lisa well known fact that gum
camphoris one of the best remedies
for bowel troubles, and combined In a
cordial with peppermint and the act
i've principle Of the hdckleberry, il
presents ia Or. Biggers' Huckle6erry
Cordial the GREAT SOUTHERN
REMEDY that restores the little one
sun ring from the effects of teething
and cures Diarrhma, Dysentery aud
all bowel troubles. For sale by all
druggists NJ so cents bottle.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
rednr pnAts Mnniel

Wanted Immediately 1000 red cedar
telegraph poles, twenty-five feet long,
not less than five inches in diameter
at top, delivered on line Of Tran sconti-
mental railway between Paris and
sherman; also wanted, teams for haul
ing aud distributing telegraph mate
rial between Dallas and Sherman and
between TeXarkana and Sherman.
Address, stating full particulars,
DAVID HALL,
Supt. b Il o Tel. Co.
Galveston. Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Good Bread.

A reliable baking powder ia house
hold necessity, and in the makeup of
Silver Loaf combination has been
found by which the most inexperi-
enced housekeeper Is on an equality
with those who have made bread MAX
ing a study for years. When direc-
tions are followed in its use the result
Is always satisfactory, and no house
wife who uses Silver Loaf Baking
Powder ever has cause for co mplaint
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
SUPPORT HOWE INpusTRY.

All goods purchased at G.. BuIgow-
er's iewelry store will be engraved free
of charge. Outside lettering three
cents letter. Doing our own work,
and not having to send IL 30 Dallas,
our prices are the cheapest. Give us a
trial. Satisfaction guaranteed.
O.. BURGoWER,
Corner Main and Second.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Light Broad.

you have been unfortunate in the
selection of a bak ng powder give Sill
Yer Loaf trial and W. iarantee that
your bread will be nutritious, whole
some and light, for IL has never ye:
pointed the housekeeper.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
rAolmo nAILwAY.
y ROUTE EAST VIA ST. LOUIS.
ussts.a srtr AKA nkIHN

AT Kansas CITY Union Depot passengers FOR
X KANSAS, Colorado, New MeNtconnd california
oonnect with Express fraina OF MI tines
At AtchlsGn connection Is mRdo win TX
nrepA Trains FOR all points IN Kansas ana Ne-
brnsku. ,
Al Omaha connection 81 made with pll
ines leading 90 che North aud West,
superior Recommendations, ust Time
prhmau Paluoo Hotel Cars run through
81 Louis VIA kedRiia daily.
For mRps, time tables, rates, etc., call on
ar nidross aoy of the ticket ageuts or II. a.
Hughes, Passenger Agent, Houston, Texas
h. W. Mccullough, General Passenger aud
Ticket Agent, Galveston, Texas. q, d. LuAk,
AGENT Fort Worth
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTIONS.
RATES or ADVERTISING
FuRNMRrp oN ArrLIoArroM

p,nittances by drnn, poat-onise money
,rner or IN registered letter, at Risk Of ofiire.
torresl ondence ts solicited upon all news
sub,ccts.
happenings OF general interest solicited, and
viii be properly compensated.
An communications Intended for publiea,
lion must be accompanied by the writer's
name and Rddress-not for publication, but
Az an evidence Of good faith.
Address letters and communications OF
avery character TO
FnHT WonrH PUBLISHING CoMPAHY,
Fort Worth, Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
cI1HE rENAs AND PACIFIC RAILWAY
THE GREAT PopuLAh ROUTE
Taking Eaoot August 10, 1884.
rlIN EAsT I'm TnE WEsTI

THE FAST AMI THE WEST
short Line 10 New Orleans aud all points
Ia Louisiana, New Mexico aud Arizona
Fayurlte limo TO the North, East ana south
asst.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars daily be.
tween ~ Luuis aud DALLAS, Fort worth, ~
pitHo aud SAN francisco, Cat, also MnrbhHN
and New Orloaus without change.
solid Trains M P1bu 60 81. Louis.
Fast utne rrst class equipment, sure cnn
aectons Soc that your ticket reads VIA the
lSxna and Pacific RAILWAY,
For maps timo tables, tickets, rates aud all
sequired information, call ON or addfeEa any
81 the ticket ngcnts or n. I, bughvn, tAsaen
say AGENT HIuEton, Texas; ", w. McCut
Tough General Passenger Hnd Ticket Agent
galveston, TeXaa; w, ", Newman, TtaniC
Manager Galveston, Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Suppose you trade with the Fort
Worth Grocer Co, successors 10 Span
Ger d Tucker Remember their im-
mense trade guarantees fresh goods
and all employees being interested will
strive hard to please you.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

The widespread popularity of Silver
Loaf baking powder is due to the
strength and purity of the ingredients
that enter into its composition, and
repeated chemical tests place it side
by side with the most popular brands
the market and show Il the peer of
any pOwuei -. offered the public.
The manufacturer asks only a trial
with other brands, aud is willing to
abide the result
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
THE TOPIC OF THE DAY.
Sal Muscateile or the Grape cure.

Sal Muscatelle or the Grape cure.
A household remedy for the pre-
vention and cure by natural means.
The great hygienic resolvent of the
blood and corrective of the liver. A
natural specific for dyspepsia and in
digestiOn, nervousness, mental de-
preston, sick headaches. For sale by
10. M. Wells, Fifteenth and Houston
streets
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
CLUES FOR WEEKLY GAZETTE.

Tho price OF the WEEKLY GAZETTE Ia only
one dollar per year. In advance. A copy free
will be sent TO any Que sending us Ave sub.
soribers aud &c. Tho FoRr Worm GAZETTE
IL the Grent Ffee Grnss and Adtt Herd. Ldig
oroan. sample copy sent free To amy nd
dress.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Austin COLLEGE,, Sherman, go

The next session will open on Sep.
TENDER 3, 1854. Thorough instruc-
tiOns in all the usual departments Of
study. For information apply to
REV, Il. p. PALMER, ID. D.,
President
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Noitee.

All work left with Cantrell g. billiard
for repairs can be found with John
Howard ut the Texas Pawn Brokers,
2ll Houston street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
RaInwater Baths.

Hot, cold and shower baths. only %
cents, Six elegant rooms at II Gut1,
manie barber shop, next 10 corner Of
First end Main streeta. Alec, Vapor
and Medicared baths. Eight chain.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Joyce low cut shoes for gentlemen,
broad, easy and couifortable,a common
sense shoe in every respect, shown by
y. G. Evans Co ut prices tina; are un-
usually attractive.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Pitman 4 shurter, contractors for
cement Wake and cellar bottoms. OF
dee with Monen a. Wharton, Main
direct.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Special Brands OF Cigars at the South
erD Drug Store.
II. Brothers Best, Big Bugs, FL
Trovatore, La Belle Lenor.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Musical Instruments.

Tully offers his stock Of musical in
struments at actual cost to clOse out.
They must 90.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Fourteen hours thirty minutes to
Galyeston via g.. O. g s. u. R-y.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Cost.

pianos Gnd organs at. actual cost az
the iewelry establishment OF Howard
1ully.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Planos and Organs.

Howard Tully offers his entire
stock of pianos and organs at actual
nnst
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Fort Worth Grocer Co.. Successors to
Spencer Il Tucker,
GrOcers, Wholesale Produce and Com
mission Merchants.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

The c., Q. & S f. R'y Is the only
route running solid through trains be-
tween Galveston ana Fort Worth.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Miss M. w. Berlin d Co. are selling
school hats at cost.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
4 NEW 10 UTE,
FORT WORTH TO HOUSTON VIA ALVIN

MOVEMENT on THAiNS
Ont wOUru no GALVESTON ASH HOUSTON
Leave 4 lrt worth .............,., 7ilt IL, M
Arrive Houston, .......,u.s....... lul1 y. m
Arrive Galveston ................. 1910 y. m
For further information address,
OSCAR q. mJRRAH,
aonoral Passenger Agent, 9nl weston.
q. ID, IiUSk,
Ticket Agent, Union Depot.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
Boys SHIRT WAISTS

From Sc 10 sl.@5 In good wool, cashmere s
ranging from 400 TO sl3.c0.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
BOYS CLOTHING.
soYs' KNEE PANTs

We are selling at figures that viii make It pay
until needed. Look at this:
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

A ful line of French Percalle, In all sizes, "a
ana slO0. Don't forget, ladies, we Will give yn
ana Aonr little men pair of Cleveland an
Hendricks sic buttons, and charge YOU les
Tor your good any house Ia the city
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-26
u NJ. SP n E Y,
no. 81 Kearny Street.
Treats All Chro1ie and Special Diseases.
Xoung Men

9oung Men
Nyh0 May be suffering from the
w effects Of youthful foiiies or mdiscretion
will DO well to avail themselves of this. the
creates. boon ever laid the altar of sUf-
sering humanity. Dr. Spinney will guarantee
70 forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weak
ness private disease OF any kind or character
which he unGer!&k es and fails TO cure.
MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
There are many at the age of thirty to sixty
who are troubled with too frequent eyacua5 ions
al the bladder, often accompanied by a sight
marting or burning sensation and weakening
Of the $, stem in a manner the patient cannot
account for. On examining the urinary de-
posts ropy sediment Will of,en be found. ard
sometimes small particles Of albumcn will APP
pear or the color will be of thin miilish hue,
again changin. to dark and torpid appear.
ance. There are nlang men VIII die of this dit-
6culty, ignorant of the cause, which is the sec
ond sta.e of seminal weakness. DIR. S. will
guarantee perfect cure in all sch cases, and
a healthy restoration If the genito urinary
organs.
Office Hours-1O to 4 and to 5. Sundays,
tyom 20 to Ii a. N. Consultation free,
Thorough examination and advice, IS.
Call or address DIR. SPiNNEY IL Co
NO. II Kearny st. San Francisco.
jan2l!f
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-26
MISCELLANEOUS,

his Great
strength e n.
ing Remedy
4 n d h or Y q
Tonic is the
legitimate result
Of over twenty
years practice,and
CURE $ w 1T II
U N FAILING
C e Z T AIN T Y
Nervous and phys
ical Debility, Sem
lie w ca X n ess,,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-26

wears, such as Loss OF Memory, Lassitude,
Nocturnal Emissions. AversioGs to Society,
Din,ness Of Vision, Noises in the Head; the vital
fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and many
ether diseases that lead to Insanity and Death
DIR. NINTH, who is a regular physician
graduate of the University of Pennsyivanla)
viii agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for q case of this kind the VITAL RES
ToRATIvE (under his special advice and treat
nnent) will not cure, or for anything impure or
Injurious found in it. DIR. &INIlE treats all
private diseases successfully without mercury
Consultation free. Thorough examination and
advice, including analysis Of urine, S. Price OF
VITAL RESTORATIVE, s. a bottle, or fonr
times the quantity. 80; sent to any address
upon receipt Of price, u c. o. D., secure from
observation and in private name if desired, by
f. A. MINTIE, NJ D.,
IL kearney St., San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any
one applying by letter. stating symptoms, sex
and age. Strict secrecy in regard to all bust
assS transactions.
bR. MINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY-NEP
ARETICUN- cures all kinds of kidney and
bladder complaints, gonorrhosa. gleet, leucor-
rhoea. For sale by all druggists; 81 bottle;
six bottles for s..
DIR. MINTIES DANDELION PILLS are the
best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure
n the market. For sale by all druggists.
ian19t
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-26
MISCELLANEOUS.
The Great English Remedy

Is . never fa;fizi /,
cure for NervOu
Debility, Exhaus-
ted vitaii y, Sem
i al Weakness,
l. st Manhood,
InpOtency. Pros
tatorrhca, Paraly-
sis aud al the ter
nble effects Of
Self Abuse, youth
Jul folEes and ex-
ceSseS in matUrer
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-26

Sprematorrhe, PrOstat0rrhe, Emissions.
cline. and l.eSSS Of MANHOOD, sm
all its complications. and from
Whatever cRuse prot u0ed 1t en-
riches and purifies the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerqes, Brain. Muscles, Digestion, Reproduc-
tive Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties.
1t stops an unnatural and facilitating drain
upon the system, preventing involuntary losses,
facilitating dreams, semile losses with the
urine, etc, SO destructive to mind and body.
1t Is sure elinlinator of all KIDNEY AND
BLADDER COMPLAINTS. 1t contains no
injurious ingredients. To those suffer.
ing from the evil effects Of youth.
fMl fndi.cretiOn or exc, 50, n speedy
thorough and ornament CURE
bottle, or five bottles in case, with full drec-
items and advice, $40. Sent secure from OBJ
servation to any address upon the receipt of
nricc. or C. O u To h. bod onlu Of
, 1884-06-17

llnter ocean "Lounger.l
Docs anybody know that tobacco is one OF
the greatest speculative mediumsi Probably
few outside of the trade know that any little
manufactures Of cigars runs a chance Of
striking n lead, that, followed up, ends in a
fortune in n remarkable short period. 1t Is
in this wise; Every maker is on the hunt all
the time for n leaf that has either in flavor,
color, strength, or some other point, an indi-
vidual identity among the rest in the bale
Having found it-and it is no easy task to do
so-he works IL up into cigars, and under as
good and catching n name us his fancy wills,
puts them on tho market II tho dear public
find the Wnatever-its-name-is brand to its
liking, why, generally the hit il n great one,
unl the happy manufacturer can't turn out
the brand fnst enough. Carping cynics
might say 1t doesn't matter at this stage
whether tho original brand of tobacco is used
or Hot-the name sells the cigar. True
enough; and every trads has its secrets, and
thisis one locked in the bosoms of maui.
facturers, from whence wild horses could not
tenr it
A chap in Davenport was lucky enough
to tickle the popular palate with his brand,
made up with that speculative intention. He
cleared a very comfortable fortune in n few
months. A Chicago firm since then has
risen into n competency from next to nothing
in the same way. In fact, the whole bust
ness is full OF instances OF sudden rising
into wealth. The present largest manufac
turers in this country Of cigarettes-which,
by the way, are not selling so enormously -
began business six or seven years ago in a
most humble way, and are millionaires
to-day. The chief owner of the biggest fac
tory in tho world, down in Virginia, was n
struggling peddlcr half a decade ago,
, 1884-06-17
Hoi FOR THE KANKAKEEr


Maurice Thompson.1
Hol for the marshes, green with spring,
Where the bitterns croak and the plovers
pipe,
Where The the gaunt old heron spreads his
wing
Above the haunt of the rail and snipe; d
For my gun is clean and my rods in trim,
And the old, wild longing is reused in me;
Hol for the bass-pools cool and dim
Hol for the swales OF the Kankakeei
Is there other joy like the joy of a man Fl
Free for a season with rod anil gun,
With the sun to tan and the winds to fan,
And the waters to lull, and never II one
or the cares Of life to follow him,
Or to shadow his mind while he wanders
freeT
Hot for the currents slow and dim
Hol for the fens of the Kankakee
A hut by the river, a light canoe,
My rod and my gun, and q sennight fair
A wind from the south. and the wild fowl
due
Be mine! Ais WE'LL Comes never a carel
A STRAIN OF the savage fires my blood,
And the zest of freedom is keen in me;
Hol for the marsh and the lilied ioodi
Hol for the tarns of the Kankakeei
Give me to stand where the swift currents
rush.,
With my rod all astrain and a bass coming
Or give me the marsh, with tho brown snipe
afush
And my guns sudden flashes and resonant
din;
For Pm tired of the desk and tired of the
town,
And | long to DO out, and / long to be free;
Ho! for tho pools of the Kankakeel
, 1884-06-17
SOARING THE HEAD WAITER.
A Succession of Startling Horrors
by n Comic Actor.

hIhhlcu ny n IONIC ACTOR.
London Field.l
Once Foote, the English comic actor, made
a wager that he would upset the dignity of a
certain head waiter at a hotel in Bath, who
had the name of being the most dignifei
man in Britain. Foote went to the hotel
with three friends-an engineer who had
lost an eye, a cavalry officer who
had lost an arm, and an old sea captain
who had lost a leg. The precious quartet
ensconced themselves in the four cor
ers Of the room and bawled for the waiter,
who came in with more than ordinary as
sumption of dignity, as a tacit protest against
their treatment of him.
sWaiterl' cried the oneieyed engineer, "coms
and take off my ~eye-glass;" adding, as the
waiter swelled with indignation, "and while
you're about it, just take out my eye"
"Your eye, sir r. echoed the startled digni-
tary. ayes, my eye, don't you understand
Englshl Look sharpl' Eye-glass and glass
eye came away together, and the waiter re-
connoitered them doubtfully as they lay in
the palm of his hand. like a man cycling
a watch that has suddenly stopped.
Ju t then tho one-armed dragoon shouted in
his turn: "Waiter, take off my glove; and
now that l think of it, take off my arm"
Glove and hand gave way at first touch and
the waiter, appalled, to see his customers all
lullDllnB 70 pieces IKE u nOShlC puzzle, was
turning hastily away when the one-legged
sailor roared: Waiter, pull of my star
board boot, and you may as well pull Off my
leg, too" The poor waiter shudderingly
compiled, mentally repeating every prayer
he could think OF. Instantly the previously
loosened straps of the cork leg gave way, and
down won't the man of dignity on his august
back with the artificial limb quivering in his
clutches.
1t was enough. Forgetting everything in
his agonized longing to escape from this
chamber of horrors, the ill-starred waiter,
casting a terrified glance at the fragments
which strewed tho carpet, sprang toward the
door. But before he could reach it, Foote
himsslf-the length and hexibility of whose
neck might have aroused the envy Of an
ostrich-twisted his neck right round over
his shoulders, and called out in q voice hol-
low and unearthly enough to brighton n
Bengal tiger: waiter, coM.e and take of
my hat, and while you're at it take Off my
headl" Human nature could bear no more.
The martyred waiter gave one yell worthy
Of q Cherokee Indian and made but a single
bound from the top of the stairs to the bot
tom, upsetting not only his dignity, but him
self, so thoroughly that to the day Of his
death he was never quite himself again.
, 1884-06-17
rhe whole Arl OF whI.llIne.


lkehoboah Sunday Herald
The performances Of the locomotive whistle
we are told have been systenatizsd on u
western railroad. Seven whistles are to in
dicate "dovn brakes,' thirty-two whistles,
"up brakes forty whistles and two snorts, a
"hack-up" The instructions add; "In case
Of doubt, whistle like the ID at street
crossings, whistle considerably Again.
Always whistle before dinner. Require the
fireman To keep the whistle valve pen during
dinner. After dinner, whistle and squirt
water, then back up, Then 60 ahead with a
whistle, a squirt aud n ring