The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1884-11-20
l. EATON OHIO. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 90
CURRENT TOPICS.
no win care for Belva nowi

shop.
TIE total vote considerably exceeds 1o,-
o00, 900.
stBAKEp milkn Is new nutriment for
invalids,
OF every ten novels written in England
nine are rejected.
BROOKLYN girls are famous for their
lovely complexions.
CYCLING is becoming feature Of every
day life in England.
BAD silver dollars of 1884, finely made,
are afoat down East.
MICHIGAN musHats betoken a cold win
ter by their department.
PRAIRIE fires have scorched hundreds of
Dakota deer out of their haunts.
THERE are 500 pieces in the 600 set Of
china used in the White House.
THE Soldiers Home at Milwaukee is
being enlarged to accommodate $50 more
veterans.
THE Empress of China has such small
feet that she can put them in her watch
pocket.
No END of wonders nowadays. Another
Mormon has been convicted of polygamy
oy Utah jury.
ALBERT EDWARD, Prince of Wales, has
entered on his 44th year. He was born
November 8, 1S4.
THE most successful new evangelist in
the West is a boy aged twelve. He is
wonder Of fuency.
A LITTER of pigs with fur has just been
born in Nevada. Anything is possible in
Presidential year.
Com girdles are worn by the aesthetic
maidens who can afford such unique and
expensive luxries.
HIGH Spanish combs of carved tortoise
shell are worn by the happy possessors of
these relics of the past.
CHINA has knuckled down to France.
This is enough to make the suds in the
Celestial laundries foam with rage.
ORANGE lovers will be glad to know that
the Florida crops promise to be the great
est and best known for many years.
GENTLEMEN down with the chills will be
pleased to learn that this country used
100000 ounces of quininelast year.
THIS year, for the first time, it is said,
the Zulus have had the entire Bible trans
lated for them into their own language.
LUTHER CATHLIN, over one hundred years
old, cast his twentieth Presidential ballot
at Montrose, Pa, at the recent election.
SARAH BERNHARDT,s last illness was an
other advertising dodge. She is now re-
hearsing "Theodora." Sally is right cute.
THERE are persons who believe that if a
| person given to drink takes an orange be-
| fore breakfast he will be temperate that
day.
A WOMAN was seen recently in Naples
| carrying coffin on her head, chatting gayly
with a man who walked empty handed by
| her side.
FULLY 15, 900 persons attended the funeral
/ of the blind and brilliant Postmaster Gen.
| eral Fawcett, of England, at Cambridge
| the other day.
| OYSTERS fried in oil are said to be fan
better than those fried in lard, butter OF
drippings, but there is everything in the
| quality of oil used.
AN electrical h-pulling machine has
been invented which extracts seven teett
| in five seconds with comparatively little
pain to the patient.
"BREAD,n says an Illinois philanthro'
pist, ''tastes better if eaten with the but
tered side down." How about it after it ha'
dropped on the floor?
A FRENCH woman has invented an in
strument:by which.it is possible to cut met
| al plates of considerable thickness to any
elaborate pattern or design.
PHILIP PERvEAR, of Sedgewick, Maine
will celebrate his one-hundred and fiftl
birthday on the Sth of December next, i
he lives until that day.
GOVERNOR TUTTLE, of Arizona, says h
his annual report that if the encroachnen
of Mormons into the Territory is not re
strained by law he fears violence.
AUG. STRINDBERG, the Swedish author
has published book on matrimony, whic
betrays such intimacy with the subject tina
the Stockholm authorities suppressed it.
MRS. GLADSTONE plays the piano an
her husband sings ballads in 'robus
voice." Their domestic life is said to b
very happy and as domestic as domesti
can be.
OSCAR WILDE has been getting himsel
into trouble with the Welsh ladies for stat
ing in one of his lectures that the uglies
women in Europe are the Swedes an
Welsh.
MISS FLORENCE KELLEY, daughter {
the famous Pennsylvania protectionist, ha
married a man named Wischenewetzky
She will probably call him Wischky fc
short.
a YOUNG man about town, of slender ir
come, tells the Boston Gazette how he er
joys life, as follows: 1.-TWO days of til
week live as if had an income of abot
$1,000 year. The remaining five I kee
myself in seclusion, and move about with
out solitary nickel in my pocket"
NEW YORK ladies eat Jumps of 10,
sugar saturated with cologne between IL
acts at theaters, and thus prevent the n,
cessity of their going outside, as their e.
corts do.
DoN CARLOS recently expressed his COZ
fidence that the crown of Spain would d,
volve on him at Alfonso's death, and meal
while he will make no further effort to s.
cure it.
A FAIR maiden of Keokuk, Ia, havir
been Tilted by the head waiter of hote
went to shoot him, whereupon in the mo
ungallant manner possible, he skillful
shied plate at her head and knocked h
down. She says he is gay dish-heave
CAMPAIGN transparencies can now be la
away in the garret. In the spring the
can be sent to the country and set up
scarecrows. "It's an ill wi7d that bloy
nobody good"
A DUxBURY (Mass.) woman, seven-
? years old, climbed tree the other day
a escape from some horses that frighten,
her.
IT is said that France, next to Spain al
Turkey, is the most backward country