New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-21
THE TAIN or THE D4K


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pe,p that wuuli he en eliessbJat " one nan were
riaepi en tho nist suafe, iva status 80 he seeeha
tpf 80 he th,fi ahh a. Ba fW Eehs stii uiat 'he
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busbei. eeeer braahifn correspondent whe lac
aguTud u 0u saYss that the English rael N awaf ~
AMI giVes the following 40 ha true gfes ihpFe Wesa
he l67 in7370ah husheis ~ p0ra en The squares
which under the conditions uaaed would m ID ibf iAo
harms,
Somebody gave Governor ST. John nice diamond shirt
stud but no refused to wear until he Was told that
was n diamond OF the hlst water NOW no doesn't even
take II oil nights Huntington Free fress'
Men who change their minds can Justify their ap-
parent Inconsistencies now by authority OF German
hstoogst IA student OF human Issues wno ngures Jus
that the human brain contains 30o0OOoOO nerve cells,
millions OF which die and are succeeded ny new ones
every day sixty days at this rate, one gets an Gu
tirely new brain London EchD
A gentleman of this city who has handsome country
seat and in bee culture has had several
hives Of bees brought from the country and placed In
rooms on the top floor of his house. On pleasant sun
shiny days he opens the windows and the bees 30 ous
and take constitutional They appear to Ike their Guy
houe as they have plenty OF honey aud nothing to do
Full knee deep soon will lie the snow,
And winter winds will wall and sigh.
While waiting maidens mourn and cry,
As they behold the old year go:
Leap year. you must not die!
You came to us so lovingly.
- We looked You approvingy-
Leap year. please don't de-"
Two Idaho cowboys fought duel with knives each
with one hand tied behind him. and both killed.
Things might have turned out worse had their other
hands been free-hat IL, one or both OF the lighters
might have survived. -lPhiiadelphia Press
Italy ia tho land OF criminals says the director general
Of Italian prisons 1t has 1925 prisons with constant
average population of 10000 offenders against the law
or these more than 5000 are murderers NO other
nation in the civilized world has sue large proportion
OF criminals.
The Troy Press says that although Congressman Holman
is good man and Democrat II Is getting tired OF near
Ing him praised mnch and calls for an oyster she III
order that 1t may ostracize him. the Greeks osraczed
Arstides
II ia hard to reform people when they insist not
hiding reformed Five years ago cocoa house elahor-
a,elv and handsomely furnished at cost OF Sloooo,
wos opened In a coliery town OF England. From tue
sart Il has dead failure AMI has at last been COM
peed 10 40 into liquidation. Tho golfers preferred ale
and Scotch whskey to cocoa
.Those Of devils OF English must have been the time.
honorrd exclamation OF tho Portuguese authorizes ~
Madeira who according TO this mornings tnlrgians,;
fired repeatedly upon the English bark Iypnrna. ana
gcrs" who kept on deck, while the ship ackn9wensva
each shot by dipping tho British ensign Inc u ~
least have had tho pleasure OF tho novelty
Globe.
Tho Row J. C. wilder entered tho University OF YER
mint with the class OF 49, but obi dto leave Deioo
he was graduated During all these years he mas h Al
ave on the sheopskin which ho failed TO get intending
IN resne his studies ns he had opportunity
rhe opportnnity has at last come, aud Mr. wilder now
hopes TO get a diploma, with THIS cnss ofso' ITO "
probaby the oldest student in the world
colonel Eiot who a. the resas commissions AZ the
New orleans Exposition has got himself intc very ser,
ous trouble. palns YOUTH yh9 imng,nrs tna ne RIA
uartei AMI told him he wanted II exhibited ny NOW
ot,apra,,,v s,r, certainly" erl,cd Colonel Elliot a
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earo thsm with anss, a. the de,'l thryes en dFNs'
of an iron egs In tho Beru Museum tho following
story IL told May Years ago prince nepane 1'.nas
aoyely princess " Mhon 10 p..sea !" Ia ,e line
Tho messenger arrives hngipg the PROMISED siIt wua
proved 10 be IRON ogs. Io ptnosss ".s 80 sn. a
think that tho prince should send her so ns ron
.gg opened disclosing silver lining surprsea y, s.
discovery took the egg IA her hand ANN wn,o sns
souohed aud the silver Inning opened disclosing s",'
yok Examining closely, shs found shotnrr s LIN
ruSy CROWN ssSecns that to examination ~
touched sprna. and forth came inc aruo Echa
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