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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

An old physicI,n retired from prac
ucr, having had placed IN his h,uds by
au East India missionary the formula
u simple veg table remedy TOR the
-perdy and permanent cure o Con
stump lou, b onchitis, Calarrh, Asthma,
An all tn oat aud Lung Affections. Blsn
u post W. and radical 'ure for Nervous
Drbllto and all Nervous co plaiuts, al
cr having te-ted il won der nj curative
qu lltea In thou"uis Of cases, has felt
II uis duty to make il known to his suf.
frrng l'pws Actuated by this mo i've
and desire to relieve human ,uffrriug, |
will -eud free Of Charge, to all who desire
IT, TIN, recipe, in German. French or
Eu-hsh, with full directions tor prepar.
. < aud using. Sent by mail 10y nd-
dressing with stomp, naming this paper,
" 4 \ulRs. llJ Pow RS Block ROch-
ester, y. Y Wy
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

Alaska hiss gained reputation ai
Last. Mr.. Francois Merciir, who
claims to know, says Of il: "Thc
winter lasts about eight months, while
the four summer months are moguif.
cent weather, the only drawback be
ing the plague of mosquitoes that lit.
orally hlscken the air during he long,
"nhrokeu day, lasting many months"
4 note due at ninety DAYS. in that
latitude. would be good thug for
tho maker OF II But what about
those "mosquitnes
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
Two Conventlo n.

TN. ,r.,,. ir ,.,..f,. ,.,..r,cr, IN
shrugat, tht twu-,h.ri. rule. csu
-c,-cly br CHARGED, with all other
m, .or uucs, TO j hu ll.laud. though
ID. general thing papcr- supposed to
favor iis abrog atiou are supposed to
favor him, aud it la, been charged,
but falsely 50. that pay.-. .u.-
tNiuiux the ,m,.hoporrd custom
are AVo-iug dark horses Jphu
ireland tou'i NOT 1T t-d. even though
10 mirht make hi nom .nttiuu certain,
'o encourage a rule un}-r which lie
Na- grow To- political manhood,
ulr which has crowned h.m with
lNurclr, aud which be himself. has
mhie Use OF To- prrv,ut tac u.m.us.
tt"u OF men whom hr dld uot believe
reelected the sentiments Of The party
john ireland has too often seed hat
bencticenl rule made U.s., of ~ protect
the party from wire pulIcrs, and con,
Vrnt,ou manipulation, to sacrifice il
/ tor his persona, aRgraud lsmcul, es-
pc a.ly when the Indications are
tbat he viii secure the two-thiris as
easily he would msi Jrily That
Ireland could control any convention
assembled to-day oan not be doubted,
aud that he will continue to do So
unless an open aud avovcd opponent
can be found is equally certain. The
oppp-iliUn to him. unless 1t find, =
man upon whom to rally, will be n.
futile rs is wa- Two year, ago, aud
tho vain Efforts to secure man to
enter the lists agaln.t lin is the
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
Thousa n ds BR-Isned TO Tb ir
GraveN.

Relying on testimonials writ In
VIVID. glowing language OF SOL ; MI
raculou- cures made by some argely
pulled up doctor or patent med 'Iue has
hasteneu thousands to thei graves
believing IN their almost insane iRth
that the same miracle will he petrrmed
on them, aad that these Testimonials
make the cure, while the -o-called N d
cine is all the lime hhstening them t.
their grave. We have avoided pub
fishing testimonials, ~ they do not
make the cures, although We have
THOUsASDs UPON TmuUsANDs
u them Of the most won rful cures,
voluntarily seut us. 1t il our medicine
Hop 81 tiers, thai makes the cues, We
vii give reiernoe to any one tor any
d.scas similar to their own 1t desired,
or Wi refer to any neighbOr, as there Ia
not , ueighburhood in the known world
but can SLOW it's cures 10y Hop Blttcrs.
LOSING JOKE.
A prominent physician OF PittshuIg
SAID to lady patient Who was com
planning OF her ctnIuued Ill health, and
OF 5 inability to cure her, iokingly
said "Tly Hop Bltters." The lady
to k it IN earnest ami use the Bitters
from which she oh aimed permanent
health She now laugh. at the doctor
fur ms Joke, but h. i not 30 well pleased
with 1t, us It cost him good patient.
FEES OF DOCTORS.
The fee af doctors Is an item thai
very many persons are interested in
We believe the schedule for visits il
- which would tax u man confined
to his bed for year and in need OF /
daily visit, over 81 900 year Tor med
zeal att enhance alone! And one stu
gle bottle OF Hop Bitters taken il
time will save the 81 900 and al
the years sickness.
LADY's WISH.
ooh, now, 1 do wish my skin wa
as clear and soft as yours said la
dy to her friend. "Iou eau essil!
make it So" answered the friend
"llow;' inquired the first lady. "B!
u'ng Hop Bitters, that makes pure
e rlch blood and blooming health. /
did it for me, rs you observe
GIvEN VI BY THE DOCTORS,
p "Is 1t possible that Mr.. Godfrey Il
up and at work, aud cured by SO sim
pie rcmedyF
, 81 assure You that it il true that h,
. f, entirely cured, and with nothing
: but Hop Bilters, and only ten day
,go his doctors gave him up and sal,
he must die, from k.dney and Live
lrOublc,' 020llw
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

The following from the Boston
Herald is as true in Texas as ia Mas
Sschusetts, and if there were more Of
the better element IN Texas, there
would be fewer OF the bicycle sort Of
politicians
The better element" has no rela
ton to partisan politics or TO any
classiticstlon Of men based upon
wealth, education or social position.
the voter belongs TO the better efe-
ment,' no matter with which party
he acts or what may be his station in
life, who has sn Intelligent interest in
good government and who discharges
conscIentiously all his duties SIS a cit
izen. A man belongs to the "worser
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

"Buukom,, is very significant
and suggestive political expression.
u Is TO be hOped TcI's statesmen
viii miin'Ain blissfuI igorauce OF
IT. mesninR.-Fort worth Gazette
Neither George Francis Train nor
the sGhool.ma,,er abroad presided 81
the spelling OF thst "buucombe," and
before you can expect Texas or any
other statesmen, to maintain the tx.
uorancs, you must eIplsin what you
want. A. the paragraph stands, the
Egyptian sphinx is a bsbbliug old
gossip compared to it. II you
Ineau "buuk'" your advice is good,
nut why not say so;
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

There iEAIlight difference or opin
ION between the Fort Worth Gazette
Ahd the Waco EIAHINER. The Ga
lHlte says the HAMMER fayors the
Fort for the democratic state ,ouven.
uyn aud the kIEHISER SAYS Waco 10
It's hrst choice, aud it has no second
choice. The point At Issue between
'he two papers 10 one upon which th g
HAMMER ought to be the hest Au-
tAurIty. Houston age
] he Gazette 10 more than willing To
leave the matter to the EXAMINER
That paper Eys;
The state nominating convention at
Fort Worth, in September, is what
tue people want.
Is the Age satisfied
Call US to the stand whenever you
Ike, Brother Gazette. The EXAM
INER wants the convention held near
the heart of the great democratic
party of Texas, which is iu Central
aud North Texas, and Waco has too
much confidence in herself to be stirred
with petty jeslouEles against her
peighboring villages.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

The Fort Worth Gszctte discusses
the "pcrsonal devil" question at
length, and lis strongly Of the opinion
that there such an institution II
that rstinabe contemporary would
become az correct on the two thirds
rule there would he hope for It.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
Local VI Ar NIT.
~ hsIe-Rte Prices for Leading
staphc- yesterday.

-.,., r.4....
T.. 10y 'lon' rttht ' "l"A'' ,
PI.ts'. uu!! WIN tIt.!,
.''''' ~ =, ~ ~ .''u " ~
h0l"'"a''' f-'''''
NIo-
Lnus staple NEht. Iu-4.u'L foo nu~ mtil-ih
s'...I' ''A 'r"-''' '''"'" '-'''. "'-
" ih'"S' r,,,.
pr h.uthld-s l.,4.sr dry salt -" D.
green 'NeeN
.., .,,.,,,... ,'I''N .,..,,,,.y .I....
,,I',,ii,.s 49,, ,.'l i'm
y ,.'.,'nt - ''''' go" ''.'.'"a
low Iu''~''"1 -
r,,,.y, nc. C"' D' tt'g.. ,.rg.u-
- ''' Nr. 1., t.7...r
70. n. - w.. it,.. .
=, none ,.,s-o' .. IN ,.,ts, o.. 20
20. ~ .uHus' 40 ~ "A -.
- s'A9s PER Cui ~ 800 50 u.utsi
i've o'''o" . m,,,
'''N ''"uO'A'
Potato. p-r Dol 60. 5 per en, ''S -
,ss5 so choice spus. SoA'5 ,aa-
ss.E- rr res - y ." re- -
Sy 'sHI ',,i,I.' .I,I.I,.
Of''u SPP'''' ,rnn,1
s,.o,.,o., -. 49, '.r-sl. Sc
-. P''s''' ~, sa'u-
no" " per h-.-i. Nhlts !" YER '"'"''.
50 p"'-oe'' % -,
A., A.. =, ,1 ~ " $500. r..t. q. "a
a,s % I'd 6.,i,.h0r,s sboss S. lSfs uo.n.'r,.
. nail. &. .5A5 n: iron 4or-tr.. uArrsl " .I-.
bLae,,r. ulsIu fence Nlrr. B.abc .b-ItuE 0.pr.c
discount scale. noNes' y pee - l'sruun,
bI,.tints. 10 SHOT drop s. nuc. 81 3d..
utlIs ASp rurAol.
Pr,,rl. nav, p-r ton, ,ss4-.n., b.I,d he,
si'~' m,uIet hs' ~ 'Vri- " p'' ,G.I
oAltl is.llet Hsy 49, Sy',; ,..,r.s,.p
soaS,c. SicsrsusGs, .,caSoc. oai. ass.o
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

a tramp called OH Mrs. A. W.
Morrison Of Longview for something
tu eat, which she refused, whcreupon
Ne shot the yard dog and left, She
took down her Winchester rife aud
followed and capture him. lie ia
new staying with tho sheriff
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

There Ia n prospect that the Indian
Nation will be attached 20 Texas tor
judicial purposes. The judiciary
committee OF the house hss reported
favorable the bill To establish fedora.
courts At Denison snd Paris, which
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
o,.ter.t Oys,er-tt Oy.,er.!!

Served mp in all styles ald at any
hour, day or night, at the popular rec
taurHut Of J. +. Wilson, Austin avenue,
between Fifth and Sixth Fresh fish
.,ceived daily from the gull. Bar sup
lIe with fuest liquors nj wines All
the deicacies in season, at J. I vii.
sons popular estarrant sGd bar on
Austin street.-9.lg .tc
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

A Vermont man has hen 80 wears
old. The other day n hawk stole II,
but after An hour came back with q
broken hill and three claws gone. put
down the hen and took on old rubber
boot in place of it Boston Post.
Would not that hen be n bonanza to
IN Anstin bonrhing hnnse boss
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

The Colorado, San Angelo and
Southern railway is said to be Ger
tainty The company * chartered
with $500, 900 capital. SO now they
can bond the right OF way, if no
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

What will Texas be accused OF
next? The Kansas Cowboy ss-crh
that horses are diving in kansas from
Texas itch. who ever heard Of that
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

Mr.. Tilden doesn't want to be
nominated At Chicago but, if 1t must
he so, Mr.. Tilden ia not the man to
stand out against fate, and the demo
.r.ti, nartV
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

A lotof proof c.', rais 4 ~ l ''''t
Also a1U ur 80 acres OF land adjoining
m, t.vu ot Crawford, par in the to"
Mot Tor .u.ei u qut tlt,' s to su anu ou
r,a, uuble terms. Address,
''"' .iou> Ii BAKER,
CiaNtyrd,
OF AFt'' ~ "'7 ll-lsdS " 5 u
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

South Amboy, N. Capt. John Riley,
OF the Barge, WIN II. Smith, oil .n,s
place, says: ! have tried the great Jlin-
cuuquerDr, - Jacobs OIL, and loun' It a
good thing it cui ed me, shall way.
peak well oil it,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

The Washington Guards, Of Gal
weston, are drilling for the inter state
contest at Houston. but complain that
the citizens do not encourage them.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
Iagnetic Kidney Belt
To The LADIES:

back, NFu.rrss of Vie spine, lIH. tfr
Womb ..u rrnUa. chronic lUU alton aut
nile ration Hi 'hH ,'frh. InuI .rsta. u.Iu.rlU sr
"I l'uIinft painful. "a prr,n"l AnH Irregular
u'h-iruA|lHn. Ntrrrlur.s hru che. ....t I.tp
90 sis enc beet appliance aud ,urautra ascent
known.
20 au form. of female llNcult.-- 20 ...su.
srrTA-sul los anything trf re- iuyr.r.I. 10 tu az
v.ratItr agent sud as source ut I.uNrra a
Vita. sHil1u.
f-cr uf either B-lt with Magnetic l.-Yl-s.
%, sent DOB express g.. - 10 aus .AtuHra-
liru allowed, or by ma on receipt rf price.
lu ordering send measure n waist, ul s.. a. ui
shoe kHWiuAuce can bt made Iu e. ru,urF.
sent 'U letter az uur ri-k
il~ Magurton barmru'+ are adapted tH 1ll.
agvsr are worn Over The unl,r.l.tl.u.. .uut
IrNt tH tAr huiy IKE Chs mNu G.lslu.e aH.l
Electric uWhugs A1NeTtI.rI s.. -Nfuus..rI.| .
amt should bee taken % 90 Night INa. p .li
tn"'i Power Forever. ami are worn 80 go ,,a-
sons % the yrAr
send stamp Dr the 'Nev p,psrturr .r N,l-
icHi Treatment without MedieiHe. with tbuu-
sands uf Testimonials
IHE MAGNETuN APpllANtEtp..
estate street. lineage 900.
NcTN-Neni one dollar ln ptslAG- sfaUg, or
garrrugf I'm letter ~ eur riskJ with st.. ~
shoe Usually worn, aud try ApAlr ut uUr e.
nyuc Appliances lusltIVel no cold tUtt
when IheN are Nors. or money refunded
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
uiileI. MItlet.


325 bushels MIllet Seed for ale at ny
Agricultural Imrlemept house, ,otner
Au'tin an Fourth street. Guaran eed
the large genuine MiIlet, grown ~ "
Is Irce, two and half mills west o
Waco W. NJ KtLLRrh
dkylm.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

DDI/ ~ru1 ia cent. 'pr pa.-
y | w II tax, an receive free e.
r..I h.N ui goods which VIII min al. III
.. hUI ..Nt tH more money Ignt sway than
1000. uu- else lu tnr world. fprtun-s await
.IH NlFsrr- absolutely sure AtUuce aidf--s
Tue Go. August ,aMaIIe
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

The foot and mouth disease Is cpl.
dcmic among the cattle At Neo-ho
Falls, Kansas. Wonder they don't
charge that 10 Texas, too.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

Our youthful but euterprisng
neigh Dor, the Cor-icana Courier, gets
up the Williams hanging in regular
metropolitan style.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

ARE YOU MADE miserable hy In
digestion. oorst,p ton. Dizziness, Loss
II Appetite, \ How ski SIN on
Vitahzrr /. positive cure. For sale by
LA-iLns \ Mnrrlsln.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

l. Waco making suN preparation TO
entertained the rVocrAilc executive
,mmittee on III. .srht
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

A had break IA the lrvce Al luIh'
deeuv. thirty teet wide aud .eu tee
deep
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

The Alsb III, payers sre tax ~
shout Texas blue srass WHIST j, D. p
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
AGO EXAMINER.
WACO, MARCH l9 ISL

The spuuky For gets the repubn
csu convention ON April 20 b.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
slaughter Thcstin CONTINUES

in heavy goods. Prices are cut III
two in blanket, aud comforts and all
goods lett from winter season. at
SANGER BROS.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

KAsEAs CITY, March lI.-W heat-nI4rk4l
sea " 81 Sse BIZ Cnrn--mtrkrt weaker
AnN cash :: bid Oau- market stronger . 49,.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

CHIcAso March ll--CattIo recsIrus 42o0
ItrvnE hrme- exports e a. 40: good Co choice
shipping $3.50 80; common 20 medium
5 1865 -, IrNAus 80 on -. 81 receipts
6,Onu market laloWvr. rfsrlur to tAlr s ~
D -. medium 10 good Z. CO. -. choice 20 "a
ira 5, $685. fancy lambs
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

'I'O ei.su.s the ~L'n, 5cdr -hi il1od q
| Irbrs -.AIv T. muis, topusr o Jr-i,
scrorUlau, Inherited sal gentsE ous llun-
or. Hiuod r,,nrt, u ers NUss,.si, rHi a
fAutil. skis 1Drturrs, tus tutlcurA Remedies
l.iHitibs
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12
IT. Lott, ru.yi-,o~ A,pt,opsar NAsSrr

~. L"Jl-, HutH Do .--tl .ar market uu.
changed MhrNt--nsrA-r pcusI twer then
advanced but declined again. closet D. a =
than YESTERDAY so. rsl /. 81 slUS cSs
Corn, lausr list olr-sl sha4p he uU ih.
CHEST point - the day, s.sas
cash. Oats market dull NIENr cush
whisky, suLlN, IS turnmeal IttA'y &! ~
rorf, hJmsr, hard SIDES ~ STANDARD h-I O.,
Blk Meats, hrnNvr generally long clears luS
20 tshort rib a2S 49, .Sort clsaf 80 RAenu
drmer long clear T, Oh ~ rlt .0, short clear
~ GOV LArL :. AlmLMALLl -
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

SEw NoEE, NAt,h 'u Money al closed
offered prime liHrCautle paprr .rS,
sterling exchange DauAer'sbuls steady - ~,
slght, 49,.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-03-12

NV OrLEASs, March Iu.-.sight on
exchange bankers siliIts5h
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-15

If she were unwilling to utter the wor
aloud. she would whisper:it to him bu
the Young lady refused to accept even
tb;. Kind of compromise. Further, how
ever. than this the clergyman refused to
accommodate her; but when he was
forced to dismiss them all without pro-
ceeding any further, the recalcitrant
young person consented to "obey."
The difficulty, however, is not always
made on the side of the lady. On one
occasion the bridegroom wished to de-
liver a little Grafton qualifying his vow
and describing in what sense and to
what extent he was using the words OF
the formula. He was of course given to
understand that nothing of this kind
could be permitted. There was one
man who accompanied the formula with
soto voce remarks which must have
been exceedingly disagreeable to the
officiating minister. He interpolated
remarks after the fashion of BurchelPs
"Fudgep "With this ring thee wed;
that's superstitions." with my body
| thee worship; that's idolatry." with
all my worldly goods ! thee endow;
that's lie." It's a wonder that such q
being was not conducted out of church
by the beadls.
This puts one in mind of an anecdots
that is told of a man who in his time
was a Cabinet Minister. There was a
great discussion on the question wheth-
er a man can marry on three hundred i
year. "All l can say" said the great
man, ais that when | said With all my
worldly goods | thee endow, so far from
having three hundred pounds, l ques
ton whether, when all my debts were
paid, had three hundred pence" "Yes
my love-" said his wife, "but then you
had your splendid intellect" IL didn't
endow you with that, ma'am," sharply
retorted the right honorable husband
London Society.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-15
The Guest of the Cyclone.

Good Farmer. Thistlepod sat in hi:
farm house on the prairie wide. The
shadows of the evening were falling ST.
lently over the shingled roof There
was crashing sound like burst of sar
castle laughter in congress. A person
stranger to Farmer Thistlepod and hi:
family-came through the roof without
the formality of an introduction, dis.
turbing the ceiling on his way through
and falling upon the dog and killing
him instantly.
Farmer Thistlepod looked up and
said in tone Of interest:
"Where from, stranger"
The stranger rose to his feet, and apol-
ogizing for his disheveled condition and
the plastering on his coat, said that he
was from Sac county.
Expect any more of your felix's along
putty soon?"
The stranger reckoned not; good many
of them started when he did, but they
uOSty Ill went III Inherent UlseCttOnS.
Did bring part of his wagon along with
him, but dropped it out in the barnyard.
Reckoned he could stay all night?
Farmer Thistlepod allowed he could.
They want very much crowded this
time of the year. Couple of fellers from
Missouri came down the chimney last
Sunday night, and horse and wagon
slid into the smokehouse middle of the
week, but cyclone travel was mostly over
for the season. Bring much of your
farm with you?
The stranger rcckonej he only started
with twenty acres of timber land and
the barn. The barn dropped into the
creek but the timber land he scattered
over Hardin and Miller townships.
Farmer Thistlepod, suddenly bethink-
ing himself of the rites of hospitality.
asked if his guest had been to supper.
The guest said no, he had not, and
they started for the dining room, Farm
or Thisrlepod remarking that he would
not charge him anything for supper and
lodging, and that they could settle dam
ages in the morning. Brooklyn Eagle
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-15
A Novel Illustration.

Perhaps the most striking illustration
of the SUMS distance is given by express
ing it in terms of what the psychologists
would call velocity of nerve transmits
sin. 1t has been found that sensation
is not absolutely instantaneous, but that
it occupies very minute time in travel
ing along the nerves; 80 that if a child
pits its finger into the candle there is a
certain almost inconceivably small space
of time, say the Tooth of a second, before
it feels the heat. In case, then, q child's
arm was long enough to touch the sun, it
can be calculated from this known rate
of transmission that the infant would
have to live to be man of over 100 be-
fore it knew that its fingers were burn
ed.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-15

Generally speaking, marriages pass of
very smoothly, and very frequently with
very pretty effects. The brides are
credited with careful study and peru.
sal of the service for many days before.
hand. Sometimes there has been a
rehearsal. / nave known brides when
tine groom failed to make the proper re-
sponses, prompt them immediately and
with the greatest facility. The most
common mistake of the bride is, 10 take
off only one of her gloves, whereas both
hands are brought into requisition in
the service.
As for the men, they commit all kinds
ofblunders and bunglings. / have known
a man, at that very nervous and trying
moment, follow clergyman within the
communion rails and prepare to take a
place opposite him. l have known
man when minister stretched out his
hand to unite those of the couple, take
it vigorously in his own and give it a
hearty shake. Sometimes very serious
difficulties occur. Some ladies have al.
most an unconquerable reluctance to
use the word "obey;" one or two, if their
own statements are to be accepted, have
constructed the "nobey."
The word, however, has still to be FORM
lily admitted into the language.
There was one girl who was being |
narried by kindly old clergyman. who
bsoIutely refused to Sutter the word
obey" The minister suggested !
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-15
A Doctors Hill.

That's one of the largest fees ever award
ed to medical man in my remembrance, "
said a popular city physician, as he heard
the verdict for S3,253 awarded to DIR. James
ii. Spann i'm Judge Larremore's court yes
terday. The facts are that DIR. Spann had
been called i'm 1882 to attend Mr. Sickles, the
father of General Sickles, for disease that
threatened his life, and i'm which some of
the most prominent surgeons in the city
were called in consultation. DIR. Spann said
the presence i'm court, hale and hearty, of
old Mr.. Sickles, who looked as though he
might outlivc many of those present. New
York Truth.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-15
Meauest Sneak in Town.

Malarial gases sneaked up through the
poorly constructed drains and made baby
very sick with ma.arial fever. Baby
would have died but for timely Use OF
Browns Iron Bitters. There is nothing
meaner in its way of coming, nor worse
in its effects, than this malaria from the
underground regions. Mrs. Mcdonald,
of New Haven, Conn.,, says, "For six
months suffered from the effects of ma
laria, but Browns Iron Bitters cured me
entirely" Try it when malaria steals in
ard undermines your constitution. 1t
will give rPlief.