Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1884-01-18
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The knave Of hearts-the ''masher.p
A X-size bill--a ten dollar greenback.
They are now making Qunine out Of coal
tar.
Goliah was killed by bang on the fore-
head.
The Latest sweet thiAg in cradles.-The
new baby.
The net to catch mao matrimonially-th
brunette.
A forthcoming event--one that succeeds
three others.
The thief has his excuse he would do good
nv stealth.
Leaping for life, the girls are popping the
question.
The watch on the Rhine has been set to
standard time.
The DAVIS are growing longer. though hard
II perceptible as vet.
The moor mans text Piece on earth.
PLENTY in Heaven
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the quickest to flicker.
wAaa o;r, lilo mirror When sns,s
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eutaway Jacket ia the proper garment
for a runaway match.
Tho mos, antioue and unique language at
| the present day is baby talk.
Whom must q man die in order to recover
When his life il insured.
The needlewomAn's motto.- THEY come
ike shadows sew, depart"
The ,ol.c.t /. sunnosed to have been the
original little one for scent"
'I'm going to board was what the log
remarked on entering = saw mill.
There can't be any cheating in corn-meal
for it is is all that 1t IS cracked up to De.
The man who swears AT cold weather may
hnally go "nefs II Is urine 'o0 "O' 'O' "''"'
Every citizen who requests the IoaA OF ten
dollars doesn't have his Expectations realiz-
eu
When baby cries all night do not be-
come Impatient. Be thankful that it isn't
A lawyer works at his profession from the
very start. He begins by prosecuting his
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every cloud has its silver Inning" The
boy who has the mumps can stay away from
school
Who says IL Is unhealthy TO sleep IN ieath-
eFs LOOK at Tue spring chicken ana see no"
tough he Is.
Ia Michigan man may Knock the lawyers
out OF oulneSS oy getting niS VIII proo"'ea
oeiore ne uieS'
oeAl'u Jou'""' 'e'is It's reauerS no" 10
'aAe eo'u "ha' inoS' Vi Us want 10 Aho"
Is ~" " ie' " VI It,
Wneh you say 'hat glrls nair IS as olacK
az coat us just as wen !" specify 'nat you
uo not iiean leu -no' COAL
~" -" o"'"" 'e'' 70 '''e u'ie u
Nv" y u" sue "e'p '''i'"s
"ou'u oe "ho'o appropriate
mn 1
Inc ma" '""' parts MS mar IN tue mlodie
ana wears uuue eyeglasses may nave orSins'
ou' u no iAuit OF MS. lie lnner-ts them
"Dig him out! Dig BIN outr' said
the WE Of me man VINO got buried oy
caving well, hes got at least six dollars In
his pocket
The small boy who hangs around the par
lor ani MAKES races 1T MS sister oeau shouiu
oe PuhiSheu ior contempt o' court
The experience of last summers sea-shore
soiourning is that no society miss makes
MT unless ner iatner Is Flch'
Whales milk is recommended nv nun.
Der OF physicians. We should like to know
how they manage to milk whales?
won,oa % - u.;.A
full and dignified, the man on bicycle or the
man behind wheelbarrow
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aa.' -. ~ ha.,l.Ia.h. 1;'.aTs. ;" us
u loon vear ,b.re !. M ,aw ,bs, oo,,p.,a ii.
man r. saw vas The fact ought ~ concurrence
the voung men to stand firm
lue TWO Ueofse . VI scranton, rennSylVa-
MA nave taken leAVe OF For' looacco' out
seluIe w hb SO3 -"oJ uiAue eiihsS lively Win