The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-07-10
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"a yosns isiy ssssnaiss party ssenia
hasa female cssysrss upfsl shs 70 abe
10 call sesns other chap Aor ovs.
50 Ehas sleskings arc driving oSt eoi.
ores saocisses 20 !ssi that u 10 grssiiy
feared there vail be sise 10 The priss o.
sose.
y Mrs EAnssy 81 cassif,ss. CssaaA.
sosld nsss coed Democratic osad'aais
for iss prssijssey. She Weighs 700 liza
Ssa 10 slso dead.
.--.'Is thai mrb.sse ssssd . g.ptlsaan.
poss.sng 10 brs, Of kesssstys great
s,a.ssnss. Ne. slr: that's Clay" quiet
~ replied iss dssIsr
Abu.isg q mas tbrough telephone
!. sbostss ssssiisfscsosy psstosssses -
maline love 70 piaaa iostins sin IL the
pasl,c psrler 10 prsssn.s Of bar family.
Az old farmer ~hs vrsss 70 an editor
s.lins hsx 10 re-, RID Of mcles, asd 70.
eeivea She reply; Pillow them out. 80
swsrea back Cant do it, It's o. my
gal. hose.
solsnn qusst,ces With sity people shout
20 20 10 the constry what shall vs DO
ai,a The bird or csiY" One good way u
10 Il, IL. cal have The bird and then kill
the cad
-Psnnsyisssis hes - sdisef " year,
old. Hs sts.bates Ms Icas life aad a.
oellsst health 10 the fact thai be never
expected 10 please everybody asd never
tried 10.
Another issbsrg isv days age ran
into and sunk an unsuspeeting vessel. and
the conclusion forces itself upon us that
bergs are as csrslessly managed Is scssu
siesaets
"A shrevl old lady in Louisvills. con.
irasiing century ago with the present.
said; Then - had golden sermons IN
wooden pulpits; now ws have wooden ser.
mons in goldea pulpi,s.
Teacher suppose you hare two sticks
Of candy and your big brother gives you
i~o more. hos many would you have then
Little boy shaking his besdl-You don't
kaow him; he aint that kind Of boy.
"A Frepehman In New York mskes
,limples ia the faces Of all who can afford
that Luxury. As he has advertised for .
steam drill it's safe to presume that be
has commercial traveller for customer.
In Montreal hotsi--Na,ive TO new
arrival; II see by the register that you
are from New York" New arrival: "Yes.
! am just making short visit her" Ma
tive; 'tbink you will be able to escaps9'
An exchange says that Judge Downs
has in bis possession Daniel wsbsters re.
csip, for making punch. This will prob
ably vsken q good deal Of public indigna-
ton against the jsdge. for keeping 1t to
himself 40 long.
"A new kind OF moskey has been dis.
covered in Madagascar. 1t throws stones
with astonishing swif,ness and precision.
A specimen has been taken to Yale college.
where il IL believed il will be found useful
as change pitcher OF the base ball nine.
Look here. This piece Of meat don't
suit me It's from the back OF the asi-
mat. neck. said and Austin man TO
German butcher. my frien, all dot beef
,ct sell is back of lie neck. Ders vos
ncddiag bnt horns in front Of der neck Y
-t',ai.,ons feels that hs must soon
step down and out II lie impossible for
Mr. 6laslutoss 10 get the Americas news
papers early enough to profit BY their
advice and thc conssqusncs is that things
are always runaing loose in his govern.
mens.
There Isl nsw book, "Whirlvinds,
Cyclones and Toraaaoes.' just issued.
which W have not read, but judging
from its title. II must be the "reminiscences
Of . man who found his wife awake when
be came homo along in the aitersoon 81
the night GA.
Patient Doctor, want you 10 pre-.
scribe for me. Doctor (sfter feeling her
pulse The is nothing the matter. All
you seed Is resi Patieat-NoN. aren't
vou mistaken. aostor' Please study nv
rase, carefully. Just lsek ct my tongue,
Doctsr--T That needs rest. too
"A San Francisco woman begged hard
10 he allowed TO marry man Who Was to
',e hanged he neIt day. The sheriff vas
st.eisr hearted mas aad refused her re.
ruest He said hanging wss - severe =
~ the wretch deserved, and
sue ''repipg in" VA enough.
II have grss. mind 10 60 dsvn town
o night" said Mr.. Jobblsswizzle TO his
vita "Whsi'" she replied with surprise
4 have great mind 70 90 devn town To-
tight, "whossf'' shs Ashsd. MY own,
II esnse. MADAM ''ohr' Add the
ssss infection she gave the ejaculsiivs
vas very providing TO lhs man Of fine feel
ns
-'-GocA m~ssing. Jobs. said pastor
o = Young friesd skom 10 met On :
warm dsy. "Hew Dos yssr father ssssd
he hrstY" The Young man made no re-
'ls. bat .sut ava, si.s cloudsd brow.
Md chen the good pastor learned that
~ yessg mas father had died osly .
sssk hfs~e. be underssscd Why his cor.
~ greeting ~ss ass - eoijly.
~ The boy sLo stole ~ hsAind the han
sock ssd cut the rop. at The head Esd.