The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-08-07

10 rnmofee thst lie bn pisced bimseit 81
sLsrled virs isscs asd fonsd Il inocnvsn
lent Ia move.
mo, cir. my daughter ssa sever b
yours.' Il don't want her 70 Be NJ,
dsusbsrs. broke IN shs yosng ardent. =
.aui Der 70 10 my sifs.
-Qassu Victoria cables congratulations
Pfcsidsnt Arthur rcturss thanks. tn,
Queen Is . uiisv; the President is vid
essr. saa this isss.ysss.
Balhias suits moro bssstlislly shsck'
lag than ever are announced for the ssm
ing season. Something must be dose "a
attract people 70 The sesahsra
--Ons lead psneil. accordiss 70 con
temporary. lssts . Georsis editor thrss
ys.rs. but 10 has to have new rivst put
into bis shears ever three weeks.
My daughter said psmpous old
gentleman. '.you mat never listen TO fiat
ierer," ''Bsi, paps. how csa ! tell thai
they ere catering unless listen7"
--'sism il the place where there arc
neither Jews nor swine" said persos IA
Rothschild once. 'Isdeed." was the re.
ply. 'ls.'s 30 and exhibit ourselves there.
-"Pspa,r ssid lad the s.Lsr sight, a.
Ter a,lentiyslv siudyin for some minutes
All engraving Of . human skeleton. "bov
did this man manage TO keep in his din
ner
-"You are little geoseI' remarked .
yonog N. d., playfully 10 the girl be was
engaged 10 marry. "Of course / ami
vas the laughing response. Haven't !
got . quackf"
In tome rsspecis mouse 10 far supe.
rior 10 . man. mouse could make Q
woman rustic around and climb on table
aud s1uesl. while a man couldn't make her
bulge an inch.
--Joue. Hello! Where we're you oil
last week1 Smith Down TO the ssashore
Jones Did Jon have comfortable time?
smith Oh. yes; made friends with the
cook aud she let me cit ~ the steve.
During recent severe Thunderstorm
the dwelling Of a man in Chsmung coun.
~, n. y. wss three times struck by light
ming. II was afterwards ascertaiued that
be vas harboring q book agent during
the storm.
--Abont four thousand comets have
b.cn .es1, iuce the records began. Ow-
lug to the more general enforcement OF the
liquor laws within the past few years the
list has mot been growing Is fast rs might
be desired.
A retired b~so ballist OF some literary
KIN ~ss asked 10 write ~ epitsph for a
,osn Who had just died after marrying his
third vile. The ex batter produced the
following trrss hut expressive sentiment:
''Ost on third.
"A Ducksys school teacher WHIPPED
one Of Ms scholars oil srousd The room
because the youngstsr said Chicago was
in Ohio. The teacher said Le didn't feel
so bad about the ignorance ~ be did about
the libel ia the statement.
"A Tsnn,on clergyman has been made
the rsc,pisn, Of an autograph quilt, in
scnb-d sits the names Of 54s Of bis par.
ss.onsfs. Some night the reverend gestls.
msn vii get restless aud kick the whole
congregation out Of bod
--''Do trains for Boston leave this sia.
t,osi" inquired s..trsvslsr Of . man whom
he !oiai ioussiug on the platiora Of =
,onnir, station. "wsll. I've lived here.
sb,a's nigh onto 20 years. and hsint seen
.aoss VI then take il With them"
-'Jsst . think" ssid vassss grsdu.
s'e. "bere IL a. account Of train being
thrown from tho track ny . misplaced
SWITCH Hos utterly careless ssms women
are about leaving their hair sroundl' and
sbe vent on reading and eating csrossls.
Mse, X. astass celebrity q absst
t~o Lundud pounds avsirdupois. IL de-
voted follo.er Of Father Nsptuse. and
battles daily down 81 her sunmss rssi.
deacs 81 Msiblrhesi. The inhabitants
s,,esk Of The star ~ the ''Grsst Dipper.
Hos vii ~ love come bach "a mes
asks rc.t =. Well il b mighty hard
question 10 answer 10 these trying times
Of . presidential campaiss. He may come
back al night. sad then asais b nay ssi.
Yyu stand good chance 70 Gin either
~s, you bst-
The cruelty d sonas's criticism
scsvsiaes soes bsyosd Life ibid you
ever - sess nstanl csrrss than Mrs.
Podsoe r sskea isAy d frissd. ''Such
. ccs,snte3 sniIs." "Csptssted snilsr'
exclaimed The friend. III YES I'll put
on"
--"Iais u 10 sssst s~s sst sov 70
~, sisss LiIA Csshssn. Correct Lilis.
Tale "a ysus kst ssd gloves. asd STOP
.Pril rss sill bs ready presently. and q
slsst .e .ili drive down ths boulevard
sed isisk deep he bsssiifui afssgAis Of
ssipies .vespss sspirsas0ss.
II. hero d ~. RsASs's hsss l. 40
iriss0sl. vhe sss rssssstsd " . LADY 10
40 ssms vosk ics her. Which BE- pssisrned
10 Ass eoGpls4~ sslisisstisa. Pat she
ssid. IN irsstyc "HsAvss bless yosr
hcsss. sas'sm." What vsald ycu pseisr'
A piss ef porter OF . tsmblss n sross"
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