Daily Republican., 1884-09-23


CorpEDERIT X. ROADS,
(Wich Is In the State Nv kentucky
September 6, 1884.
1t Is plain to my mind that our noble
standard barer, ex. Sheriff Cleveland.
shoOd be Withdrawal and another substi.
tutid in his place. 1t IL a curious thing
that wenever the Dimocrisy gifts show
for success, 1t invariably goes immejitiy
and makes ass Nv itself, and makes q
Republican success certain. The keentry
wuz sum what dissa tisfied with Repub-
likin roOl, and wuz ripe fur a change.
Wat did we 20 and do? We he'd Thur.
man, and Bayard, and any quantity NV
men wich we Good hev nominated, hut
we past en- by, and took up who ? Elk.
Sheriff Cleveland, NV Buffalo, q man
with a record.
He hezn't any record ez q statesman
or q public man, but he hez privit re-
cord, wich, like all privit records, shood
be keerfully kept out NV site. The exc
NV the cheers witch greetid him from
them wich wantid post ofiises and SIGH,
hedn't died away, afore there came
from under his very nose the ominus
words: =" Marian HalpiD! Oscar
Folsom Cleveland p and to make the
matter wuss the oommitty sent to Rev.
Henry Ward Beecher for a certifikit NV
caracter And Cleveland hissslf admit
ted the soft-the very soft-impeachment,
and we are in the fix NV hevin q candi-
date with besmirched name, and with
nothin in the way Nv eggsperience of
ability to off set it,
And too add to the trouble 1t was dis
kivered the mint he wuz loaded onto
to US that he had vetoed every bill that
the labrin men wanted, aud advocated
everytbin ing that they didn't want.
Cleveland must withdraw. hut who
shell We put In his place?
dread any man we ever heard NV
witch hez bin prominent In the Dime
kratic ranks, for suthin Is shoor to cum
up that will stick to en-. We mus
hev Q new man-one witch starts free
and cleer, and IL not handicapped.
Who Ia it?
Solomon L. Gubbins, NV Southern
Illinois.
| Mr.. Gubbins hez no record and nc
reputashen. He wuz never heard NV
outside NV his own County, and no,
much in it. He is trooly nashnel
man. He knows no North, no South
no East, no West-no nothing.
He is actilly married, and his wife
hez certifkit to show for it, to say
nothin NV twelve children, 30 no skan
DIAL kin cum to him to bother us LII
pciitix he hex bin Dimekrat Nv a very
mild type, but that isn't wuth consid
rim. He hez the only qualiticashen we
need for q Dimekratic President-ht
kin rite his own name without run
lining his tongue out, witch distinguishes
him from his fellow Dimekrats in tha
region.
for he kin sign comishens. We dom
, want q man for President witch amount
to anything anyhow, witch Is Cleve
lands cheef rec ommendashun. W.
Ihev men enuff witch kin manage Presi
dents, witch hev record wich, onfor
chinitly, prevent en- from bein electit
themselves. 1t makes no difference +
Barnum who actilly holds the otis 8
that he runs the masheen. CLEVELAND
wood do, of his record permitted hi
. about what Cleveland is in broad-cloth
, but Gubbins hez no record and Cleve
land hez.
p His pollytix can't help sootin his pal
Ity. He hez but one political lice
IDimocrisy or it Is, ez IL has been, an
ez it may be. That is his hull dooty u
man.
kin write biografy for him vic
would be entirely satisfactory to every
body. | kin hev him born Nv a Iris
father with German mother, brougt
, up in Moo England, but eidicated i
the West.
kin present him ez boy study
mites by the lite NV pine knot, afte
. dom heavy days work loggin, the
kin promote him TO n keptry store
and 30 on, doing the reGler thing.
shood write sevrel biographies to 500
, different markets.
The sixth Ward Nv Moo York WOO
require quite diffrent biografy froi
I wat Good be used in Northeastern Ohio
, Ietc. / Good hev him desendid in on
seckshun from q Orthodox Congregash,
..aI minister, aud from Illinoy an
and tavern keeper In the other. TIL
advantage nv writin biografy for
> man like Gubbins or Cleveland is, yo
lain't embarrassed by fax. 1t is ia
wich kill pOlitikle biografy. Fax ain
easy to climb.
But the advantage Nv substitooti
Gubbius lies In the time Nv doing i
: Two months more only remaue till til
Ieleckshun, W lch besides whether 1 g
the pOs toffis at the Corners or not. Is
the time the matter Good be fixed VI
and his letter of acceptance WI
written for him, emily a month woo
l 1 Ao"hot "hN ohAD 40 oA&o P~-e w 49, 'N'-
J tage.
, The enbackers wood address
!. letter to Gubbins askin him his vev
! on the money question. Gubbins woo
j, anser that he wuz in full akkord wit
s en-. The hard money men NV the Ea'
wood also write for his views, AMI b
wood promptly anser that he wuz /
q full akkord with EN-. The tariff me
= NV Ohio and Pennsylvany wood writ
!, lasklug his views on PerteckshuG. II
wood rite that he was in full akkor
with EN- The Free Traders nv Nc
York City and the egpstreme WEI
wood also write Ha wood anser tina
he wuz In full akkord with EN-
And no likewise, with the Prob
the Likker element, the Win
+ men Suffragists aud every possib
g shade of opinyun on all the differel
~ subix. He wood hav but one anr er
"a He would be in full ak kord with ever.
st body on everything.
a. You see the pint? These letters woo
se reech Their destinashun too late for an
h NV EN- to compare notes, and Free Tra'
ID ers and Perteckshunists, the Prohih
" sbunists and Likker men, Winnie
KS Suffragists and them opposed, Gree
no hackers and honest Money men, cou
~" mot help but vote for GubbiDs, ez