Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-01-02
Some waes awoke a miIknan at mid

Some wags awoke a milkman at mid
night with the hurried announcement
that his best COW was choking He
dressed himself hastily, and ran of to
save the life of crummie: when 10. he
discovered turrip stuck in the spout
of the pump.
The untidy, dirty appearance OF
grizzly, beard should never be allowed.
Buckingham's Dye for the whiskers
will readily change their color to q
brown or black, at discretion, and thus
keep up your reputation for neatnsss
aud good looks.
The Huntingdon Journal says that a
merchant In that town got the follow
ing note by letter. "P.ease send me
s. worth of coffy aud 81 worth of 500
gar--some small males My wife had a
baby last night, also two padiocks and
. munkey rench."
That teachers institutes are popular
institutions up in Clinton county is ev-
idenced by the fact that happy Lock
Haven couple after they we're married
set of at once to attend teachers in-
stitute. This is a practical notion that
is worth considering.
Editor Conrad, of the McVeytown
Journal, had his picture taken and
printed it IN the Journal. 1t is a good
picture, and Mr.. Conrad in presenting
1t declares that If il be carefully tied
over the crock it will check the fer
mentation of applebutte:.
The Muddy Run Literary Society.
on last Saturday evening elected the
following officers: Pres't, u. A. Nc
Cachren; Vice Pres't, ". BigIer Lauv-
er; Sect, Minnie n. Shelienberger /;
Assist Sect, Emma hlcCachren /;
Treas'r, William 4. Etka.
Emerson said, discomfort is the want
OF self reliance, it is the in6rmity of
will. To which declaration an ex-
change says. "We don't quite see it SO.
a man stuck In the mud may be very
disconteL ted, and Jet bis position may
be the result OF too much seif-rellance.
ATTENTION BoYs.-On w dnesday.
April is, 1884, competitive examin-
alton for the 18th Congressional dis
trict will be held IN MIffiintown, to 6ll
\ vacancy for said district in the Naval
Academy. The examination will be
open TO all boys of Ii to Is years of
age.
The Huntingdon Globe says. There
is trouble in the Dunkar1 church In
jackson township, Cambria county.
One portion seeded for some cause
and were barred out OF the ediice.
They subsequently forced the door
open, aud suit has been brought against
them.
james McCauley's horse Gu: shine
while in the shafts of John Gray bills
sleigh several days ago. The beast ran
from McCau!ey's stable to the Jacobs
House, where he was caught by Sam'l
Myers. The swingletree of the sleigh
was broken, and trace of the harness
was torn.
About ii O'Clock Oh Saturday night.
a fire broke out in the basement of the
store of Graybill & Co, l420 Market
street, Philadelphia, whereby the fra
sustained quite a heavy loss By fire aud
smoke. The fire was extinguished but
not before it had burned through the
first floor.
A lecture bureau has been opened
in this place by a number ct young
msn, aud on the evening of the 22nd
inst, as a result of their labor they
will start a course of lectures with
CO!one! Copeland. The Colonel is
the gentleman who wound up the late
institute with such jolly lecture.
James Weaver, aged 90 years, EN-
ployed in Hussey, Howe & Co.'S steel
works, at Pittsburg, on the 18th u!t,
had his arm caught in ,he betting of
an engine, and be was drawn into the
machinery. de was torn limb from
limb, portions of bis body being scat
tered distance OF a hundred feet.
Some days ago, French actress 10
Paris, took a whip aud ''horse- whipped
another actress, of course there was
man or two in the case, and that whip
ping took dozen times more space to
tell it IN ;he newspapers, than It took
to relate the whipping that toe French
troops gave the Chinese, about the
same.
Or last Friday afternoon a six year
Did son of Samuel Guss, Jr, living in
Milford township, two miles west of
Patterson, fell from the loft over head
to the barn floor, distance of about
eighteen feet, fracturing his right thigh
Dr. Banks Sc. the broken limb and the
bOy is getting along well.-Tribuue
December %
The Perry county Advocate says.
We expect all iu arrears for six, eight
aud ten years for subscription to the
Advocate to pay up at oace. We have
over seventy persons on or mailing
list who owe Us for subscription from
$40 TO $50. aud some sixty others who
owe Us from s. TO $40 We ask all
such TO make payment without delay.
DO NOT FORGET.
Do not forget that at Hess's Pho
tograph Gallery you can get any
small picture enlarged for rs cents.
Also anything that is made in Pho
you can get here done up,
in first class style. All the latest
style pictures, such as Cards, Cabin
cts, Promenade, Pannel Boudoir,
&c, &c. Frames of all kinds cheap
"The Dunkards hold their National
Convention next spring three miles
west Of Dayton, o near the Junction
Of the Dayton & Union and Panhandle
Lumber has been collected
for the tabernacles required by the oc