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The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

A farmer ID Roberts county finds himself be-
tween the devil "a the deep sea. He OWLS a
horse effected with the CLAN ers, upon which
another MN has . mortgage. If he allows the
horse to live his neighbors threaten him with
arrest for keeping glandered stock, while it he
kills he horse the aortgagee threatens to arrest
him for destroying mortgaged property. Just
what 10 do il n, rious conundrum. Tins conun-
drum is s~imple-shoot thu mortgage lex.
Brule Index; Oak, ia is 60 noted for the pro-
duction Of wheat and other CO eals, as Will as
being q great ca tie country, that people do not
usually think of the terri o y as wonderfully rich
in mineral res urcas Yet in the production oil
gold last year, Dakota was exceeded by caly two
states There was IS, 200, QUO mined in Dakota
In 1880, an amoun. greater than that Of any
other state or territory save only California
and Colorado.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

WsRNER MAnxErs .-Wheat, No. =, 6ocl -four
pe- ewt., ~ go; fed per cwt. u. 70 salt port
per -, 10; hams per n, l6c lard per ID, loo;
butter per ID, 2Ic; chez . per -, l6c; eggs per
dcz, zoe; coal per ION, ga. 0 70 IS.
Our live d~ruggiss, nj I Gilbert, is< daily
having calls fsr Beggs' Diarrhcea Balasm. In
cases u Colo, Cholera, Cholera Mosbns,
Diarrhoea, DSsentery, Bloody Flnx, Inaann.
nation II the Bowels, etc., il will bring i'm
mediate sreliei. Every b tile il positively
warranted 10 gfse satisfaction, or money ie-
fpndsd. Price. 81 eents.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05
Projecting the school Lands.

SUPERINTENDENT B-adle in q speech at Grand
Forks fesrlessly sssailed the bonanza farmers
who have been enro ching upon The school lands
and pointed ont the necessity for guarding thi.
magn hcent her tage to future generations. He
said Nebraska was holding hers for S5n per &C e,
and would sell none until che could realize a fund
that wen d put schools on a 90 f-sustsinIng basis,
realizing al annual INCOME of three millions of
doll rs. This example he held up for Dakota.
He had .ea Q for her school lands. They were
coveted by rich men and the sustenapce OF
many sections extracted by the bonanza farmer
CONTRARY t law, and he could not get the officers
to do tn ir duty in p osecuting them. He re-
ferred to the Ora dms and Dalrymples as public
theiyea, and said he wou'd not mince terms but
cal them by their proper nsmss. They had no
right to rob the land Of the future state of its
substance, and he appealed to an awakened public
sentimen to prevent these sharks and spectators
from acquirirg the lands which be ong to the
future state r. Sc and Dakotian.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05
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Of Just what IS required by the travelling public-a
Short Line, Quick Time and the best Of ~accommoda-
nons-all Of which are furnished by the greatest
Railway ID America,
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

II owns and operates ever 1900 miles Of road IN
Northern Illinois, Wisconsin. Minnesota, Iowa and
Dakota and as ITS main lines, branches and connect
west and Far West, l. n~atSsslly answers the descrip-
ton ofShon Line and Bes. Route between
hicago, Milwaukee, st Paul and Minneapolis.
Oh COCO. Milwaukee, Psrtsge, LaCr soc and
Winuna.
Chicago, Silwaukee, ortonville, Aberdeen and
FL endale.
ChicAgo, Milwaukee, EauClaire and saltwater.
{ hlcago, Mi waukee, Nausau ., q Merrill.
Ghicags hilwaukee, Beaver Dam Fond du Lac
aid Oshkosh.
chioag., NJ iwaakee, Waukssha and Oconomowoc
ChicaQa, Milwaukee, Madison and Prairie du
Then.
Chicago, Milwankee, Owatonna, Mankato and
Earibault.
Chicago. Heloit, GAINESVILLE and Mineral Point.
q icago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque.
Eghioako. Citation, tiock Island, Cedar Rapids and
lnma.
Chicago, DesMoines, Council Bluffs and Omaha,
Chicsgo, Canton, Sioux City, Sioux Falls and
Chicago Nj vsasss, ilhsrs Lea and Southern
Chicsgo, milwaukee,, Mason City, Mitchell ai
thamberlain.
Rack Island, ubuqus, ST paol and Minneagoli'
Davef port. t'hlu ar, st Paul q, a Minneanalis.
si waukes, Racine, Beleit, Ereepors apd Rccl
Mitchell, 1olpsy. As;.san amer and Aberdeen
Tim River vailey Ispe)
PgIIlnns sLszrffxs sndi Finest Dining Cas- il ii
M Ns$ss ~ s I ]. 3 fa ~ ss @s's l's ssa 2, ., s. e s',sss|s
= pad q passenger " courteous employees 81 ii
cogapa1y
lis. Mkxsifte A.yssss Cxnrrxrxr,
Gen. MatAKek 0enefRzs NEen
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

To- acres, psrt breaking and part old ground
Rnsmile from aErnerg o. q. SWANSON.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

Alarm six miles south tf Warner, % acres
bro En-, W acres OF which is old grun I'D, with
good house lsx10 feet and lsan-to 0xz0 feet
good stsb q, well, etc possession immediate,
Apply on premiss . to w. j. STEVENS
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

Cd ground in any d antilles to suit, with
dwelling ON one quarter section. Apply at this
nHioaur to 3. Corr.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05
TO Rent.

100 acres Of land one mile south Of Warner,
all broken together wi b all necessary farming
implements. apply at this offs or TO
j. pu1HBr.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

sixty acres three miles southwest q Warner,
viii furnisE seed, drill aud sulky b ow. Irquirs
OF WI. WTLDER.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-09-05

! will geli my hOtei property IN Warner cheap.
for cash or will exchange for good real estate
near town JOHK FOSTER.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07
Everybody's Doctor.
BY ROBERT A. GUN, Dc. py-

Eyerybody's Doctor contains ga octavoS
pages, and is printed on fine paper and Is
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The work differs from all other books On,
Domestic Medicine in having the diseases
Systematically arranged according to their
classification. Everything is descTibed in
the plainest possible language, and the
prescriptions are written out in pain Eng.
lish 50 that they can be employed by any
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Parents will find it a reliable adviser In
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Every family can save f1stv times the
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1t is complete in all its psrts, and is ah@
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The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07
Not Up on Science;

Detroit Free Press.
! He sat by the stove in Michigan'
avenue grocery store for full twenty
minutes before speaking. He spread
out his legs to encircls as much Of
the fire as possible, drew his sleeve
across his nose at regular intervals,
and there was strong smell of burn-9
ing bootleather as he finally looked
up at the grocer and asked:
"Can you tell me why combustion
causes a draught?'
mo, sir?' was the proApt reply.
'It's positively wonderful how ig-'
norant the masses are on scientific
subjects continued the man as he'
helped himself TO an apple. "Can,
you tell me why C'.is isinglas in your
stove is not consumed by the heat ="
81 guess it's because you keep ALI
1h0 hetSo oA Was ING SAocAiiiS ArPAJ'
"You are liar, sir, and you say.
that TO excuse your Ignorance Now
then, what pressure does water exert
on the human body at a depth OF
sixty feet 2"
'Tll exert pressure on your body
if YOU call me har agin r. ex.
claimed the grocer. "What do you,
want here ?"
''I want to ask IL you understand
the principle by which birds dyt" ,
You get out of this I have no
time to fool away with such nom
sense Y
"Nonsense!" piped the old chaps
"why, I don't believe you know the
amount Of oxygen you consume at
each respiration T.
The grocer lay hold of the man to-
draw him to the door, but caught
Tartar sad was Topped on has back.
"I exerted a force of about one
eighth horse power to accomplish
that" said the old man as he knelt
on the PROSTATE body. "a dead
blow of twenty pounds from my 6st
would fattsn your nose, wi6le tvo
pounds additional would crack your
skull"
Cit offn me or I'll slay You."
81 seize your hair with a clutch
equal to the grasp of o hand lifting
fourteen pounds of iron and I bump
your head on the aoor 1ith iorce
equal to nlne pounGs.'
'Ls go my ha'r - yelled the grot
Ger as he kicked and struggled.
''You are now exercising q forec'
equal to eight pounds to tISe square
inch," said the man as be bumped.
him again, "but it is useless. shall
now exercise a force to the clutch of;
forty-eight grasshoppers to shut off
your wind, and I will then admins
ter a kick equal to the force nscessa
ny to upset cord offou7 loot wood"
When the grocer got up the nan
was across the street.
"Police policoI' shoatsd Che
victim.
you exhausted six gallons Of
oxygen in the first yell and Eve in
the second" called the scientist, ''but,
it simply wasted. I viii now make
off at one-quarter the speed eKercis-
ed by an antelope in oatrunning a
lion. Goodbye, sordid hssh-pot,,
goodbye
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

adopt resolution providing that
every Senator not the Chairman of
a committee may employ a clerk
or private secretary at a per diem
Of six dollars.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

What will Browns Iron Bitters
cure? 1t will cure Heart Disease,
Paralysis, Dropsy, kidney Dis
ease, Consumption, Dyspepsia,
Rheumatism AMI all similar dis
eases. Its wonderful curative pow
ar IS simply because it purjlies
and enriches the blood, thus be
ginning at the foundation and by
building up the system, drives out
all disease. For the peculiar
troubles to which ladies are sub
ject it is invaluable. il is the on
ly preparation Of iron that does
not color the teeth or cause head
ache.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

Sinking Mountain, four niles
from Tallulah, which is the great
est phenomenon in nature in the
United States within the last few
years has sunk to such a depth as
to engulf the tallest trees Oh it,
and the cause of its sinking is in
explicable
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07
PLAN TER
MECHANICS,
NERO HAN rs
AND
CAPITALISTS
A WORD IN YOUR EARS AND
DOLLARS IN YOUR POCKETS.

Happy New Year! Goodbye, 1888.
Crops not tirst-rate, but might have been
worse Money not exactly plenty, but
vel, enough to go round, and after pay
ing debts, and laying in supplies, stock
clothing, guano, and all things needful,
there will vet be something left to invest
And now let us suggest that the best
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

The Joseph E. Brown Universe
ty, at Dalton, began its session last
week with nearly one hundred pu-
pills;
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

The Washington correspondent
of the Atlanta Constitution aays Il
is stated on good authority that
General Long5treet VIII be re-
moved from the Marshalship Of
Georgia very soon.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07
a We'll Won Wager.
Americus Recorder.

Americus Recorder.
A story OF how we'll known
collector collected bad debt was
told u a few days ago that IS too
good to keep. The collector was q
guano agent, and hadssold "nard
case" a ton before he found that
the buyer never paid for
gugno, and could not
buy a pound in Alaerjcus. He
told his friends thai he would col
lect tha money, though, when they
Joked him and when Gtton came
in he began TO dun the man. AZ
ter he had presented the bill sew
eral times The farmer told him he
wouldn't pay it, aud he might as
we'll burn up the account. This
made the agent angry, and pro-
ducing roll Of bills he offered to
bet $50 that he would make him
pay that account before he was
done with him. The far Ter smil-
ed, and,quietly put up the money,
which was covered by the agent.
in fifteen minutes after an attach
ment was served ca the stake
holder for the money, who deliv-
cred it over. The farmer was fu-
riops but at last acknowledged his
defeat. The collector ought to
have a medsl.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

Mr. David Speir, Guyton, Ga, >,
says: "My strength and appetite,
quickly reg .ined by the use of
Browns Iron Bitters..
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

A republican who is in jail in Ohio
wants to be par5loued ont because
be has "honest impulses" An o.
hio man win put up any plea to
get beck 10 ; ashineton.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07


coIored woman I saw sweeping tie
piazza. She carried II. Fey PaopIs
know the imp sience / Ifel; for the \
next half hour. Atlsngth I heard
the same woman coming up the steps. !.
My heart got right square across my
throat. The woman went into an
other room, 1 followed. en~
"Did Miss Gincy send me a letter
by you?"
Mol Miss Gincy say you q fool. -
TEL Miss Gincy to go to hell"
In an hour from that time was off
my horse, picking chinquepins by the
side of the road that led to my homs.,
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

Emory SDeer has been confirm
Cd by the United States Senate to
I've United States District At orney
FOR the Northern District Of Geor-
gia.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

Mr. j. I. Daniels, Mcintosh, Ga.
says: "BroEn's Iron Bittars re-
lieved ray sister OF general debiIi-
ty and dyspepsia.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07
The Cod Saturday in 1898.

The Hartwell Sun says: "Yes-
terday meeting Judge Nicholson
we asked him how this weather cor
responded with the cold Saturday
in March in 1885. we are having
temperate weather compared to
that famous day. was the reply
i have a feeling remembrance of
the weather, for | started on Fri
day from Monroe and rode all that
day and the next, passing through
Lexington. | was ordinarily clad
and on horseback, and the wind
blew a frigid gale I was stout
young aan then and the exposure
did not hurt me. Itwas, however,
the coldest weather / ever saw, or
want to see again. The Oconee
river at Athens was frozen hard
enough to permit Sic passage OF
wagons on the ice, and China
trees were split open. The earth
was as hard as rock. Did many
persons freeze to death?' we ask
ed a great many. Travel was
all done by stage-coarch In those
days, and several drivers were
found dead on their seats. We
sent a negro only a mile and a
half to mill, but when the team
reached home the driver was dead
frozen as stiff as a poker. A
great many farm animals perish
ed, and the people stayed indoors
by blazing fires. 1t is q marvel
how we'll stood my ride, but
was young and active then and
had great endurance.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

Within the past year we have
handled about twenty gross Swift's s
Specific. 1t is. one Of the most
popular remedies we have in our
house, sells rapidly, and gives gen
eral satisfaction. In this section
many physicians have endorsed it
as specific for the diseases it
proposes to cure.
5. MANSFIELD & Co., Druggists.
Mansfield, Tenn.
What a Connecticut Man said.
Constitution.
Mr. Batherson, who built the
Hartford, Connecticut, capitol,
and is now building the Mutual
/ Idfe building in New York, said
yesterday:
81 was simply amazed at the
richness, variety and extent of the
Georgia marbles, GRANTEES and
sandstones shown IN the capitol
competition. [ own quarries all
over the country, and had expect
ed to bid to furnish material, bat
when | saw what you had in State,
| at once determined that YOU
ought to use Georgia material to
build with, and was therefore in
elined to offer nc material. I ask
ed one Of the marble men what he
could furnish marble for to build
the capitol He replied $3.50 a
cubic foot. Now [ will go into
bond to furnish Italian marble
dug in Italy and brought around
the Mediterranean Sea and across
the ocean to Savannah and hauled
to Atlanta for less than $3.50 a
cubic foot. The dheulty is that
you people, having 1ver mined
marble, don't know how cheapiy
it can be furnished"
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07
Paying Investment

AID one that will pay the largest dividend
is in something that will make happiness
in our homes, that will elevate our chill
dren, our friends and ourselves to the
highest standard OF refinement, culture,
and sOciablity.
The Dawson journal., 1884-02-07

ii OOHIINOCe % I0l3 0IVIcN L1e
reporter called on the gentleman
indicated, who said: Il do not
want my name used in connsxion
with this matter, which has not
the least significance. Mr.. Gould
wished me to see his vault, which
he considers a very fine one, sc
! went down to the Mutual Trust
company with Mr.. George Gould
| did not go to examine his securi.
ties at all, but simply to see tht
vault, which is indeed worth al
inspection. 1t is at least ten fee
square and quite as high and ba
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-05-20
City Personals

Mr.. Charles Hall is aiding Col. II. NJ
Generals office.
Mr.. S. S. Avery, formerly of this city took
the prize for fancy skating at rink in Estel'
leue, Minn., recently.
During the 80 years of Conductor Jewetts
connection with the Maine Central, but one
man has ever been killed on any of his
trains.
Mr.. A. Hedge and sister started yes
terday on western trip, going to st Louis
and Minnesota. They will visit relative in
Crookston, MINI.
A. J. Small, one of our popular young men
who has had employm in this city and
Gardiner for number of years as cabinet
maker, will leave to-day for Fairfield, Iowa.
where it is his intention to reside permanently.
Mr.. Small is an industrious, capable young
man. Nav success attend him in his new
home.
A. L. Dennison, Esq, of Birmingham.
England. an elderly gentleman. was IN the
city yester day, on visit to Mr. John ,.
Cushing. He is engaged at the the present
time in the manufacture of watch cases in the
above city, doing an extensive business. He
was one of the pioneers of watch making in
America, having started the business in Walt
ham, Mass, which since has grown to enor-
nous proportions. He was formerly an
apprentice in Brunswick with Mr.. Charles
Swift of Gardiner, Mr.. John S. Gushing being
proprietor of variety store on corner
opposite the stand where they were employed.
Mr.. Dennison has been visiting all the lead
ing watch manufactures in the country. He
says that the prime cost of the Waterbury
watches is but 81 apiece. He came to
America last August and sails for England
next week.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-05-20

On Wednesday, the l4th inst, an old land
Timothy F. Hanscom, the oldest ply scian in
town, departed this life. He was born in
Elliott. Me-. in August, 1875. being nearly
SO years old at his decease. He commenced
The practice of medicine in Palermo, in 1919,
where he married a very estimable lady,
Asenath, daughter of Deacon Jacob Greeley
In the spring of 1920, he removed to China,
and here remained in successful practice for
about 40 years. Owing to severe rheumatic
troubles he was then obliged to discontinue
the active duties of his profession, and for the
last 25 years he has done comparatively moth
ing in that line. He has been a great sufferer
from that trouble, and found relief only in
death. During his active life DIR. Hanscom
was a prominent member of society and held
many positions of honor and trust. He was
a member of the House of Representatives
from this town. and also member of the
Senate in 184l-2 Il politics he was a whig
and republican. He was one Of the selectmen
for several years and justice of the peace.
Before his decease he was the Oldest living
Past Master of Central Lodge A. +. and A.
NJ, having been elected in 1929. His death
removes the last of three cotemporaneous
physicians of China-all honored and noted
in their profession-Drs. Brainerd, Hatch
and Hanscom.-The Amos J. Billings Post
No. ITO, of the Grand Army of the Republic,
was organized in this village on Saturday
evening, by |. s. Bangs, Ex-Senior Vice
Dept Commander, assisted by about 25 men,
bers of W. S. Heath Post of Waterville
This post commences with &c members, but
from its favorable situation the number will
doubtless reach at least so in a short time.
th..h hnx ho1I n
thoroughly renovate and fit it for occupancy.
An outside entrance is to be made, and when
all the contemplated repairs are completed,
as good a hall as need be will be shown
After the organization campfire was held,
and supper, song, story and "reminiscences
occupied the time till the small hours re-
minded them of ''the gals they left behind. ="
The following are the officers elected: l..
Libbey, c.. A. B. Fletcher, s. v. c.; J. G..
Parmenter, j. V. c.; II. c. Rice, o. ID. ; A.
w. Doe, o. g.; w. z. Tilton, A; A. X.
Ward, Asst Adj; j. Copeland, Chap. ID. w.
Wentworth, O.; F. c. Ward, Q. S.-Not-
withstanding the report of favorable spring
for grass, we notice that in many fields it is
starting very poorly or not at all. There are
many brown spots, and the grass is thin. BY
some the cause is said to be the dry weather
of last fall.--A dog belonging to Mr.. John
Farris of Albion, run mad on Sunday. He
was noticed to act strangely, and soon made
an attack upon a young man standing in the
yard, who kicked him off. After this the dog
ran down the road, occasionally stopping to
bite the ground. but fortunately meeting no
one until he reached the yard of Mr.. Albert
Burrill, where he attacked some hens. He
tore one hen to pieces, and by that time MIR.
B. procured his gun and ended the dogs
career.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-05-20

PHILADELPHIA, May 1s, 1884.

PHILADELPHIA. May 16. 1884.
To the Editor of the Kenne5ee Journal:
The business OF the general conference on
Wednesday forenoon was mainly an animated
discussion on locating one of the new Bishops
to be elected in India for service in that coun-
try, China and Japan 1t vas decided in the
negative. A majority of the clerical dele
gates voted for it, but the lay delegates voting
separately non-concerned, and this defeated
it. The number of new Bishops to be chosen
was fixed at four. one more than enough to
I'LL the vacancies caused by death The
afternoon was devoted to committee meetings
In the evening a meeting was held in the
Arch street church, find building for a
Methodist church, Of white marble, with
gothic windows. and finished and ornamented
up into the roof. The occasion was the
reception of the Wesleyan delegates from
England, Rev. Messrs. Young and Whitehead,
who gave addresses
Thursday was occupied, forenoon eni
afternoon, in voting for Bishops, four on a
ticket. Ninety-nine conferences are repre-
sented. The mode of voting is fair, but
takes about half an hour for each ballot The
Conferences are called alphabetically, and
then the name of each delegate from the
Conference, and as ne puts in his vote the
teller calls out: Voted" On the first
ballot 401 votes were cast and there was no
choice. On the second W. Y. Minds, presi-
dent of the Garnett Biblical Institute at
Chicago, and ]. NJ. Walden, one of the bank
agents at Chicago, were elected Bishops. On
the third W. F. Mallitien of Boston. was
chosen. On the siAth c. H. Fowler, of New
York, now Missionary Secretary, was made
Bishop. In the evening a meeting was held
at Arch street church TO receive the dele
gates from the NJ E Church south. and was
addressed by the Rev. Nr Centar and soma
tor Colquitt, of Georgia, late governor Both
made interesting and eloquent speeches. An
address was also made by Rev. DR.. Nelles,
one of the fraternal delegates from Canada.
This forenoon the book agents from New
York and Cincinnati were elected. lively
debate took place on accepting the report of
standing committee adverse to the ordina-
ton of women as preachers. The report was
vigorously opposed by several speakers, one
OF whom declared that the most effective and
useful preacher in his district was a woman
The question goes over to another day. One
of the lay delegates present is Gov. Patterson
of Pennsylvania. II. X. b.