West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-02-01
OUR COUNTY TOWNS.
Matters That Are Transpring
In And Near Them
Each Week
Reported Especially for ARGUS.
TUNN ELTON


plug" srd "Rengcef" Don't co back
on us, gals" your spicy episthes each
week are a necessity and a sure cure for
dysrepsis.
We want the Narrow Gusge railroad,
and want it bad, and IL We don't yet Il
some one viii get most laundering mad.
n, c. Riley, A. IL. white. Jas. w. Ri
| Icy, Nm. Cool, Frank Riley and DIR. Juo.
Bell, all sctive young Democi ats OF Eigh-
~ Cut. were in town, last week.
II Is reported that thore il aw eddiug on
the tdpis. The calethumpisns are organ
| ling for the occasion. under tho able
generslship of Maj. Connolly.
DR. W +. Nankirk, one OF Graiton's
betting Democrats and No. ply siciau,
gave Tunnelton several professional calls
last week.
"Pocahontas" has the war paint on,
and has opened his battery on the Union
Literary Society. That's right. "Poca,"
cont let 'em make cats paw out OF
you.
DIR. Jack Bell. OF Eighty Cut, IL SAID to
have All extensive practice in peddlng
pills, OF the Mother Noble make.
Another Doodle" heard from, whose
given name Is Yankee" when we
hear from the rest of the doodle" iami-
ly we will have a"Doodle" reunion.
Where is "Honeycomb ?" We'll, IL Is
generally supposed 10y those who uavol
by 81 cut OF nights that he is the ghost
that haunts that place. can tell you
one thing though, yankee" he IL about
the liveliest ghost ever tackled.
the Sabbath at York Run, visiting the
family of Mr.. Jno. Menefeo.
Buck" Riley il authority for the state
ment that two OF the yodng bloods of
Eighty Tut are rapidly attaining perfec =
ton In pugilistic exercise. Why not
pass around tho hat, "Buck," purchase
II few monkeys, and start n regular gyms
nasiun.2
Tom Mulligan says that Leap Year
don't seem 10 help his cause any. Says
she shakes nor head in defiant manner.
which clearly says, "Not yet, Tommy,
tho slcighing is superb"
The Narrow Guage Il playing the same
coquettish game. II had better look n
little out before tue people give II the
sack"
l am glad to note the fact that The
ARGUS II gaining popularity every day
among all classes. It's rapid flight to tho
front as ono of the best county papers i'm
Il @ state must be source of gratifica>
ton 10 its Editor, IA II In to its many
readers.
There is solid food for reflection. for
those who are interested i'm the n. q. X.
| In H. l..
~ Seat To the Enterprise last week. IL
has the right ring to IL. and the CORES
pondent evidently knows whereof he
speaks. 1t will pay the Directors to give
IL careful porusal and might add,
that II will doubly repay those who Wish
To see the County Seat remain ut King
, wood. While don't agree with the En-
fc'prise correspondent IN every parties
ular, in the main he Ia right The people
VIII stand no dilly dallying In this mat
ter.
The Soldiers' Reunion don't seem to
take well with some oftho soldier (P) Doys
VINO shaved at home. / overheard cou -
pie of the I-stsyed at-homo because-I
wds'a-coward ones discussing the pro-
prioty Of the Soldiers Reun.
ION. will give the substance OF his arr
gunent against the reunion. Were TO
give his exact language, and / could, for
i noted IL down n. the tine for future re-
ference, IL would read something Ike the
Russian dialect TO the average Ameri>
can.
How do you suppose could extend
tho olive branch To the id rebels who
fought against us7 They never dcknow-
ledge u me they were wrong and we
whipped them. Net darned bit OF IT,.
] won't attend no reunion where ID
rebel Is allowed to take part In i'll"
Now, the man who unIoaded himself
ofthe above obliqQity,-I say obliquity.
because this mSn rs pTofessed -ch ristian,
a GLASS leader n Sunday School leader .
cen pray longer aud louder than any man
ever hoard In my life, and still he says
lac cant extend the hand Of 9 God fellow =
ship 90 man who fought OH tho other
side. If this man has one spark Of ch ris~
tianity in him, and have my serious
doubts If he eve had, the devil has sure
lya mortgage on Il, ana he will MAKE
him pay It oil in the sweet by and bye.
Just such men, as the one | have de-
scribed, are the ones who try to keep
alive this sectional bitterness.
Becoming convinced thet accused
the wrong man Of the PATSY and Benny -
, article, and, having the assurance of tho
editor OF the Journal that the geu<leman
whom / charged with its authorship Is
not tho right one, / take this method of
rotracting and apologizing to tho Honor %
able gentleman f"r any injustice / may
have done him. "To err Is human to
forgive, dtvIno."
Should bC 80 fortunate AZ to find out
the ro0t culprit, he may expect to hear
from PATSY pooDLH.
SINCLAIR