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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25
Moeett q Lacks Steam DYE works, 7O5
Elm street

=, Coloring, cleaning and repairing gen
tleinen's fine suits a speciality. Plumos
uyed ana curled equal to new. Suits
secured, and dresses cleaned and dvcd
All colOrs warranted fast.
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Bankers, merchants, lawyers, doctors.
III TACT All classes OF our citizens, compli-
"'H' H. NehS'or'S fine photographs.
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why can't you afford to drink wine
Wheh yen can get good wine ut 80 cents
per ghllOny IOEn Il FREHERg.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

The largest stock of fancy and STABLE
groceries in north Texas.
lIOEH Il FREInERu.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Women who labor often have back
ache. Bonson's Inpcine Porous Plas-
ters VIII relieve u Immediately. 2jc.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

For every 70 cents worth you rur-
chase of Is. Calm & Co. you get chance
in the drawing.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

A tremendous reduction in the price
OF wines. Como see ana convince Nour.
selI, IOEB a EREfnEnu
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Hatsi Hatsi Hatsi Hntsi
Elm street W.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

For lame back, side or chest use Shi.
loh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents
Sold by j. NJ. House.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Every purchaser of ~ cents worth OF
goods secures n chance In b. Calm &
o.'s Grand Drawing.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

II. Calm & Co.'s is the leading
cigar house in Texas, and they give
goods away.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Prof Nelson is prepared TO receive pu-
pills for voice culture at 726 Elm street,
up-stAirs. Address cnre Frees n Son.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

The Hunstshle Boot aud Shoe factory
made the base bail shoes for the Dallas
Rf~wn ~ Nftt 'v1ra
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

For the latest styles OF cuffs, collars
and neckwoar, 30 to Castle Bros, at
5l2't Main street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Will use it.-Baird.
steam IL the most powerful cleansing agent
ana ulsiniectant known to man.--Watts
Inc Missouri Steam Washer will he used
universally AZ soon as It's merits are dlscoV-
cred ny the people,--James Bennett
one hundred collars would not buy my Mia
souri, Stsnln washer II could not get AN
other Mrs. Kate Ferris, Mexico.
have used enc OF the Missouri Stnor,
washers, and II will do all the inventor
claims for It's. W Hemp, Hemp Tinware
Company, ST. Louis.
you claim for II. The longer we use il the
neuer we are pleased with it-Mrs l. n
Wagner, Martinsburg, Mo.
we nave used the Missouri Steam Washer
LOT Twelve months, and regard the invention
as a domestic Institution not second 10 The
sewing Observation-Disclosures, Mo, Herald
| j. Worth, proprietor of the People's Ton
Store "a FRANKLIN avenue, ST. Louis, SAYS.
~ ne missouri steam Washer Is nm Immense
success as II Will wash shirt clean Without
lhe SWeM OF the washhoGrd.n
a, nave been using the Missouri Steam
| washer for ave months, mud my little girl IA
Years old can do large washing In u few
| hours, without firing her In the leagt,-Mrg
johnson, 81 Thomns street, 81. Louis.
use the Missouri Steam Washer In my
laundry, aud " is the only machne | have
ever found, aicr trying many, that would do
| the work satisfactory W C,rinis Gcntsi
Laundry, 1918 Market street, ST. Louis.
| The Missouri Steam Washer has been I'm
| use W my iamilyiOr seven months, and too
| much praise cannot be given II as u labor.
! saving invention. Before using the machine
washing was the dread oftho fnnily, but nov
the children cry 20 do the washing, az d
| enid " years old can operate the machine
Geo. j. Phelps, 2Sl Sheridan ave-, 81. Iouis
After using the Missouri steam Washer foi
over year, am convinced that II will save
.,o GW-lf you cannot buy the Missouri stea
$40 money order or draft, and II win be sent h
For Circulars, n
DYAS & CUTTER, Gen'l
nwaa c,... &c.,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

New anchovios and sardeIlcs at Loeb
& Froiberg's.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Tho very best angelica vino $3.50 pc:
gallon. foEp & FREtpRRe.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Call at Il. Calm 4 Co.'S. aud examine
tho articles they propose to give away.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

The best machines, all new, at Frank,
I'm a Pfeuts' machine shop.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

: Base l'au Shoe Plates at Huns,able's,
. cents. II
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

The lunches Mt the Glen Lea are roas
onablo In price, and most excellent.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

New York, Superior board, moderate
prices, Many southern references.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Go aud see DIR. Barclay, at the ST
James Hotel, for female diseases.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Ninety cents per gallon best Zinfau
dell clarot. Loeb & froibcrg.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Fresh Hamburg cells and Russian
caviar a, Loeb & Freiberg's.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-10-25

Castles Bros 5l2,. Main street.-The OK
elusive gents mrnishars.
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Every smoker SHOULD Try "Little 80
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Sold by j. NJ. House.
Every purchaser of ~ cents worth OF
goods secures n chance la b. Calm 4
o.'s Grand Drawing.
- -
The Hunstahle Boot and Shoe factory
made the base bail Shoes for the Dallas
Drown ~ Nrt'vus
For the latest STYLES of cuffs. collars
and neckwoar, 30 to Castle Bros, at
ORR Main street.
II. Calm & Co.'s is the leading
cigar house In Texas, and they give
goods away.
Tho very best angelica vino $3.50 pc.
saiIoh' LoEn & FREnBRG.
Call at II. Calm 4 Co.'S. aud examine
tho articles they propose to give away.
---s
The lunches ut the Glen Lea are roas =
onablo In price, and most excellent.
New York. Superior board. moderate
prices Many southern references.
----- -------..
Go aud see DR.. Barclay, at the st.
James Hotel, for female diseases.
Ninety cents per gallon best Zinfau-
dell claret. Loeb & froibcrg.
----- -
Castles Bros. 5l2l, Main street, the or
elusive gents mrnishars.
Fresh Hamburg cells and Russian
caviar at Loeb & Frpiherg's.
aaaaa-e -
The best machines, all new, at Frank
I'm a Pfeuts' machine shop.
New anchovios and sardellcs at Loeb
& Frcibcrg's.
Base Bau Shoe Plates at Hunstable's;
. cents.
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more than Its cost every year by not wear in !
ont clothes.--Mrs 4. W, Stewart, Mexico. Nc
Inc missouri Steam Washer has done III
lncWnSnlng IN my laundry for the mast tWe,9a
MONTHS washing from 500 TO 800 pieces n dav.
uolng the work OF from three 10 fivo washE
Women.--Lewis Hord, proprietor CentfYtI-
| klngo Hotel, Mexico Mo.
| The Missouri Steam Washer Is n treasurs
ana no housckeeper should be without NJ Tht
| Wlie OF the editor OF this paper has been rs-
ing one them for more than q year. aud Sic
umbia sentinel,
The Missouri steam Washer win waah
shlrlS or any kind OF clothing clean without
iv,,S ius stteak, ana no wear Of the clothes;
hnu wound not sell my machine for $50 N
coula not replace it,-Mrs. Ross, 2Sri Gamble
street, st. Louis.
! have been. using the Missouri steam
washer IN my laundry FOR eight months. nd
WASHES clean with no wear on tho clothes
ana one person can do the work OF three by
hand-Mrs. johnson, Ohio Laundry, l5E
morgan street, ST. Louis.
have tried many washing machines In rny
lhuhdry, but nave never found one that
Mould give the satisfaction the MlgsnuH
Stenlh Washer does. II will do all thai u
claimed for II, and no family can afford 10 be
without one.-L. Cline, proprietor Parlor
Laundry, SIG olive street, st. Louis.
~ Boelcken, barber, Fourteenth and Chest
nut htfeets, ~. Louis, says; EVERY barber
should have n Missouri Steam Wnsher NV m
means nnest thing ON earth 10 wash towels.
aprons, etc; and goods washed in this IA.
washed by hand.
., AZ last have found IN the Missouri Steam
washer one that VIII wash clean without
wearing the clothes out or pull OF the hrt-
TONS, Every laundry should have one. as il
VIII do an that u claims.--James Peterscn,
silver Moon Laundry, 2l9 SouthiTweniletii
: street, ST. Louis Mo.
IN Washer Of your merchant or dealer, relmi
" express, charges prepaid.
erms, etc., address
Agt's for Southern states.
3, Texas. ""
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11

ANOn nm In presents given away. Send us
WITH k;ll3 cents postage. and by mail you
VIII get FREE package of goods
"oosO of large value, that viii start
yon in work that will at oEce bring YOU in money
faster than anything else in Anerca. All about
the $2OO,u00 in presents with each box. Agents
wanted everywhere, of either sex. OF all ages, for
all the time, spare time only. - work for at
their own homes. Fortunes for all workers ao~o-
lutely assured. Don't delay. Ii. HALLErr X Co.,
Portland Maine. d5
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11

turnal Emf ssio,, Aversion To Society, DimBess Of
Vision, Noises in the Head; the vital fluid pass
ing nnobsefved in the urine aud many other dis
eases that lead to insanity and death.
DIR. MiNTIE, who is Il regular physician tgrad
nate of the University of Pennsylvania, will
agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS 70, n case
of this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE tunder
his special advice and treatment will not cure
or fl r ANYTHING impure injurious found III it.
DIR. MiNrlE treats all priva,a dsesses sncccss.
fully without mercury. Con. UITATION FkkL
Thorough examination and adStce, including
sysis of urine s., Price of VlrAL RESTORATIVE
81 so a bottle. four tiIres the quantity. $500
sent to any address upon receipt of prize. or u
D., secure from observation and in private name
if desired. by A. T. NINriE, NJ. D.. II kearny
street, San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE.
Will be sent 10 any one applying 10y letter. stat
ing symptoms sex and age. Strict secrecy IN IA
gard To all husi ness transactions.
DIR MINTIE'S KIDEEI REM EDY. NEPHRETI.
Gun, cures all kinds of kidney and Bladder Com.
paints, GonorThoea, elect, LeUcorrhoea. FoI
sale by AZ drugBists 81 bottle, sx bottl for S.
DR. NINIIE'S DANDEII0S PILLS are the Eco
and Cher pest DYSPEPSIA and BILIOUS cure in tn
mRrke. For eale 10y AL DRUGGISTS.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
Application for Patent.
NOTICE NO. 50.
CYTrED STATES LAND OFFICE,


HALEY, IDAHO, December ., 1854.
Notice is hereby gwen that the Big Lode Mining
Company, al "rEsniA + on Incurpurat d under the
laws of the state of New Jersey, by its authorized
HALEY, Alturas countr. tdahl Territory, has mode
application for United States patent for the
YREKA LODE MINING CLAIM
Situate in Middle Boise Mining District. Aturas
county. Idaho Territory, consisting of l5uo linear
eet of tie lode and surface ground 600 feet wide.
being Lot No. 40 A. and desc bed in the Id notes
and plat of the official survey on fle in this Office,
with magnetic variation at 10 deg. east follows
Commencing at the discovery point and ru ming
thence 100 deg. + 800 fef to corner Nc l thence
S Ii deg. W COO feet to co ner No . thence s "a
ueg. F. 1900 feet to corner No 3: thence IL deg F.
600 feet to corner No 4; thence n deg. 90
feet to corner No l. the place OF beginning survey
Of exterior boundaries Of claim; containing 20 G6
acres No conflicts. From corntr r No 4. L $ " NJ
No bears 70 deg. 55 min % sec. 5755.. IS feet
distant
YREKA MI L SITE,
In connection Herewith. designated LOT 54 b and
ton Commencing at c, rner No . of the Yreka
lode claim, which is also marked carIer No l of
this mil'-site claim, and running thence s "A deg.
400 feet: thence {, corner No .: thence IL deg.
444 40 feet t. corner No B. thence "A deg. W
490 feet to- corner No 4 thence Ii deg. Az 40
fe t to corner No l. the place OF beginning.
tanning acres. From corner No q L s NJ Al No
bears e deg. % min. Sc sec G14G feet distant
Office Of the Recorder of said mining district Mt
HALEY, in Alturas county. Idaho. The nearest
known locations being the Nellie and Leonora lode
mining claims.
direct that this notice be published In the
WooD RIVER TIMES, the new spaprr lublishsd d
nearest the said mining claim for the period of
| sixty days HOMER l.. POUND. Register.
WM HYEDNAN, Atty. Tor appli mt. di
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
THE. CIR AT
ENGLISH REMEDY

Is O never-failing . are
fJr Nervous Debility
Exhausted Vitality
5 eminal Weakness
SperlnatotrhGa, Los1
.MANHoup, Imrotency,
pKosTA1oRaHEA. Paraly.
sis, and all the terri.
b,. effect of Seif-Abuse
yonthful fullies aud ex.
ces ses in maturec years
such as Loss OF Mem.
org. Lassitude, Nsc.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
DISEASES OF MAN.
DR.. ALLIE N
26,s Ksarny Street. San Francisco. 0,

o.S. have . vxuETABIE oonrOu1p, The result
Of many year, Of special practice and hard otudy.
which under my special advice 1As MIv11 1Au.kD
foRkHEA. ETC. O0tf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
The Baxter Hotel, Ketchu,n

PAUL P BAXTER proprietor. is the oidoet
and best kept hotel on Wood River. The dining
room the largest in the Terr,u ury, and tho tables
are su spilled with every thing the market affords.
The rooms are large, airy and well furnished,
Charges very moderate. This is a HOTEL, and
when in ketchum don't forg.t the fact or tine lucs-
tion Main street. below First Nati nal Bank. s2,f
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The DOLLAR COLU N N.

Advertisements not exceeding an inch tor ter
lines of small type) in length will be inserted il
shts column for one dollar per week, or fifty cent?
tie hrst insertion aud twenty-five cents each ad.
dttional insertion-paysble in advanced
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
PAYDAY Notice.

WOOD RIVER g.. AND q. n. CO., o.
SALT LAKE CITY, U. 7. -All persons hem.
sent their bills in duplicate, at the com npai,v's
Oihce, ut Bullion. before the frxt day of eavt
u,ohth. and P<ym ent viii IN nsdc n'. ths
iVh. EEOts L. W,
AsSawluis. ~ N
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
HALEY Lodge, A. F. & A M.

Regular Communications Of HALEY Lodge,
= A. +. A. NJ. are held at Masonic Hall the
~ sNirst and third Saturdays of each III nth
W Sojourning brethren are cordially invited
II. d. BELLINGER, W. NJ.
W. T. DAVIDSON, Secretary.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
A Missing Man.
Raw Furs Wanted.

am prepared to buy furs of every de scrip
tion, for cash at the ruling market rate.
LEON FULD. HALEY.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-12-11
For Sale.
Attention, A o. u. w!

Stated meetings of HALEY Lodge, No. l. A. o. u
W. are held every Monday eveuinL, at :0p O'Clock
All Waiting brethren are cordially invited to at
tend.
By order of
Gro. NJ. PARSONS, NJ. w.
HOMER L. POUND. Recorder.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-05-13
Half Out of His Head.

Blessed be the man, said Don Quxote's weary
squire, "who invented sleep" Sancho's gratitude
is ours but what if one cannot for any reason enjoy
that excellent invention? " Nervousness In me had
become a disease" writes Mr.. William Coleman,
the well known wholesale druggist of Buffalo, N. Y.
i" i could not sleep, and my nights were either
passed in that sort OF restlessness which nearly
crazes man, or in kind of stupor haunted by
tormentit dreams. Having taken PARKER's TONIC
for other troubles, tried it also for this The re-
suit both surprised and delighted me- My nerves
were toned To concert pitch, and like CAESARS fat
man, [ fell into the ranks of those who sleep
o'nigbts should add that the Tonic speedily did
away with the condition of general debility and
dyspepsia oct tasioned by my previous sleepessness
and gave me strength and perfect digestion. In
brief, the use of the Tonic thoroughly re established
my health. have used PARKER's Tonic with entire
success for easckness and for the bowel disorders
incident to ocean voyages"
This preparation has heretofore been known as
PARKERs GINGER Tonic. Hereafter it will be ad
vertised and sold under the name of PARKER's
ToSIC-ontting the word ginger" HIsCox u Co.
are induced TO make this change by the action of
unprBciplcd dealers who have for years deceived
their customers by substituting inferior prepare
tiOns under the name OF ginger We drop the mis-
leading word all the more willingly ginger is an
uDimpOrtant favoring ingredient In our Tonic.
Please remember that no change has been, or will
be, made in the preparation ITSELF and all bottles
remaining In the hands of dealers, wrapped under
the name of "PARKER's GINGER Tonic" contain
the genuine medicine II the facsimile signature of
HIsCOx Co. 10 at the bottom of the outside wrap
per. May 61m
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OIL City Derrick
a LEAP YEAR episode.

There was party across the river the
other night. Toward the close she slip
ped to his side and sweetly asked:
"Going home by yourself, Charley?"
"Guess so," he replied
Would you like some one to see you
home p
depends on who it ia" His answers
were short and crusty. Many a one
would have been disheartened, but Lucy
was not of that kind. She still perse-
vered:
"Some young lady, l meanr"
depends on who the young lady is,"
said the brute.
"Some one about my size," persisted
the angel.
"There are several here about your
size"
"There's only one exactly my size"
"See here, Lucy, said Charley, elf
you want to take me home you may"
"Oh ~ she replied, Eve no particular
desire to take you home, but as l was
going your way thought y
He interrupted her with an Gall right !"
and together they left.
He was leaning on her arm, and silently
they meandered over the frozen streets.
They stopped at his door. He invited
he: in.
"No, Charley, l won't go in, but l
want to tell you something"
BY the light of the. street lamp on the
corner Charley's face was seen to grow
pale, as she continued:
81 am abundantly able to support
husband. | have a bank account of a
good size. love you, Charley, and can
give you good home. Will you be
mine, dearest ?"
"Lucy," gasped the brute, you've no
idea what it takes to support hus-
band y
She interrupted him.
"Darling, if it should be necessary, l
would work from morning until night,
and even take in washing and sewing
you shall want for nothing. Only say
you will be mine."
"No, Lucy, it cannot be. l shall al
ways love you as a brother, watch over
your pathway through life, and should
you stand in need of assistance or advice,
you can rely on my willingness to assist
you; but | can never marry you"
"Then you refuse me?''
"Yes."
"Base wretch - she exclaimed, you
will live to repent your hasty decision,
for tomorrow my dead body will be
found in the cold waters of the river"
And, clasping him in her arms in convul-
sive embrace, she fed into the outer dark
ness.
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Siftings.l
A FAMILY FUSS.

Nose Schaumburg and his brother-in-
law Jacob Schwendlemeyer met on Aus
tin avenue.
60, Schake, makes yesterday Won of
the pest bargains l hash made dot year" :"
"Mose, vot pargain is dot you make "
81 bought dot fine puggy horse of Col
Yerger for one huntred tollars."
"Dot vas a good pargain, Nose, but
| makes peter Won day before yester-
day."
"Vot for pargain vas dot p
81 sold Col. Yerger dot very puggy
horse for fifty tollars, in hard cash."
"Vy didn't you tole me soP'' remon-
strated Jake. GA nice brudder-in-law
you vas, you tam scoundrel, to cheat my
fren' Col. Yerger nit dot blug of a
horse"
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ARE YOU GOING 10 KISS NE?

If ever 60 into a new locality again,
l will study up my geography better
than / did this time, for my ignorance
got me into most uncomfortable posi-
ton AS the boat neared Sanford, l was
standing with others on the deck, when a
very pretty young lady came up to me,
and, with sweet smile on her face,
looked into mine with a pair of lovely
eyes, and asked: Are you going to kiss
me, sir?" II some one had offered to
lend me $40 could not have been more
surprised, and hardly knowing what to
say, and in order to gain little time,
l gasped out " Pardon, Miss, what did
you ask?" / felt that she knew l heard
her, but she said sweetly: care you go
ing to kiss me, tonight ?" There was no
misunderstanding her this time. heard
her, and 80 did others, and felt the blood
rushing into my face, and l stammered
out: 81 would like to accommodate you,
Miss; would, truly but have wife
ad thirteen small children on board with
me, and if my wife should see me kissing
you" kissing me, you hateful old
thing who asked you to kiss me ?"
"You did," yelled; "you asked me
twice!" "You old fool, | asked you if
you were going to Kissimee
City-to-night; don't you know any
thing?' and off she went, and if ever
anybody felt meaner than did would
like to exchange photographs with him.
Belfast Me.) Journal.
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We should be as careful of our wor

We should be as careful of our words
as of our actions, and as far from speak
ing i'll as from doing i'll.
-" What is it that you like about that
girl ?" asked one young man If another.
any arm," was the brief reply.
Whenever a man says he thanks the
Lord that he hasn't a wife, every woman
in the land should respond with a hearty
amen.
A poet sends contribution entitled,
"Why do l liver" 1t is because he sends
his contributions to this office, instead of
bringing them in person.
=" What will stick TO man closer than
a good and true wife ?" asked CORE
spondent. A porus plaster will crowd her
for the honors, young man.
"A burning shame Here sent three
dollars to this man for an infallible rem
edy for my red nose, and he writes me to
20 on drinking until it turns purple
Sysimgs.
Christine Nilsson says she never goes
on the stage without trepidation, and
when she feels weak or has an important
part always kneels down aad says her
prayers.
"A great thinker has said that ga man
should not write until he is full Of his
subject" 1t seems to US that this ar
rangement will not always work to the
advantage of the man who writes. There
could be no objection to the agricultural
editor getting full Of his subject when he
wanted to write an essay on turnips, but
when the temperance editor wanted to let
himself out on whisky he would have to
be cautious.
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''Yes, yes, you've got a handsomely
furnished place." said Perkins to his friend
Gregg, after they had tramped all over
the house, inspecting the new outfit.
"But you haven't seen the climax of it
ALL" answered Gregg, rubbing his hands
together joyfully, for he priced Perkins
opinion very highly. "Come, and I'll
show that to you"
Together the two sought the parlor,
where workmen were putting down a rich
carpet.
''There's the charmer," excitedly cried
Gregg. "Now, tell me, Perky, old boy,
amt that the prettiest thing you ever
saw?''
eyes, that is right good looking" re-
piled Perkins, examining it carelessly,
"but I've got something at home that
can crawl over it,"
Gregg was taken down, but he man.
aged to ask:
"What is p
With q new moon smile, Perkins re-
piled:
"An eight-months-old boy."-Boston
Globe.