New-York tribune., 1884-12-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

following personal paragraph appears In recent
issue OF an Arizona paper: " Deck Morris. OF sun Up
Corners has returned from Ncw;York clean busted We
could have told Deck that this would be the result OF
visiting that Godorsaken town probably he wanted
to find out for himself. We have some bad men In Ar
zona but none to equal the New-York bunco men aud
card sharpers not to speak Of the Board OF Aldermen
stick to Arizona Deck and let the dizzy metropolis
alone, hereafter"
Texas doctor-Dr Blister is OF those ply sieians
who do not take any from their patehts ono
dav last week he presented his bill to Nose shaimbg
one hundred and fifty tOllars " exclaimed Nose Wy
mine Gott Two funerals IN ~ no, m"t oo ste to have funeral
in the house yet" replied DR. Blister drawing ah army
size revolver The physician heals hilnselI whenever
patient feels ndisposed to settle.I Texas slftinss.
Tho first Territorial convention of the school teachers
~ Montana will be held on the 10th Of this month.
rmnoyer-" dislike very much to reduce youl wages
INIT YOU know the of life are much cheaper
thon thev were year ago. and II won't cost Jou much
tn ye" clerk The necessarss Of llfe Mr Bossman,
III have you 10 know that get trusted Tor sioeeirs
pecesses Of lie iuxnrIes have to pay for and
propose have extra share Of them hereafter No.
Sir. your argument is weak, Whom uXnries come down
IL viii be time for you 10 alk"-iioston transcript
Aterrler with broken leg the other day 10 tho
Charng Cross Hospital In London, and when he was ad'
mtted held up his broken leg and barkod u was set ny
one Of tho Hrgeons after which the terrier departed
happy
Mrs oinamc who has great love for those whose an
,our , how Charic gctting along T." Mrs Son,
very nicely thank YOU he + IN business ~ So
soST.s s9"w, @'% Tc not It, yet" M !" Mrs ywc nes sql
So sScS'IETGr Sdn @n" MS ire %L Logon hey lsscn II
sce don't believe remember tho name, but u seunls
a % nogsG ,l H.. sG @ Sa ' Whn dd S you say her @
name was l"- Boston Post
Among the attractions Of n church fair IN moniana
town recently was rattle FOR fawn At the conclusion
OF the fair the holder OF the winning ticket IN the fne
ked ono Of the ady mnnngors for his iawn she fpei
that sie had no fawn FOR hl. but that there we're plenty
out on tho hills ana he could have al he rol"
,,,st rte man GOT wtnths, dccarlns that the who'e
filing ras dnrncd swlude" For using THIS lansuasq
M cas toinps suspended bt ihc chircl ana me o'a
natter aecufet thnt hr was fb gcntehhn Tor 'nkHs III
that vny to the Fat" irnnhgers
fnss bats aHssf g9t q aaing tllns' srt Y iht'gRgk
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Ffpgeh wisseHaFy RFlest haa FeiEtNfA heit lsuie
Nfl'Ie p.tanes, n0W lhai ygl lse 4R9ns t3elH f-a
cal nlen on FllpAS '-i - f'e"'N
said a merchant dolns business IN Dakota ''HN WV
other day. There are not twenty larmpFs u lh' 'V'"
They are all nothing but wheat ralsers ana 'Aa' W.,
way from being a farmer. large number oi iaN''s ~
Dakota who own whole Quarterseetlons oI iaH"' s'"'
have drop OF milk In tie house ana the p"'' ''e,
is bought at ht nearest store. They non o'" ia.
cow or pig or try to raise vegetables enough !" f
for the winter" -
An unfortunate infant in an interior county " ,,
sylyania is weighed do wn with the name oi
ded Scott Hancock GARFIELD Pat.son liendreh' ''e''
land lerks. 49,,
~puncer walton who Is now in the city negoa'nss s
for the purchase OF the Indcl Hotel properly, s 70 ,hs
friends how he came 10 becoming II in runs,
southern In 1873. while the southern was sun W y IN man
bonus of 5000 900 offered by citizens ,n 40 o heard
who would undertake the rebndins pr; cre lie cane
to 81 Louis to look into the matter ana The ate
arrival that he just one day behind n ,iu n,dre and
ths naners were signed by Mr. Allen on the day oi '
Walton's arrival. -[st. Louis Globe-pemocra''
The romantic tale about flying machine Per'raS,w Sew-
mn Talc,tt Mountain, which was put isneu a. and
Tarr ncwsna,er as a test 10 Connecticut creuuH az as
which was copied into some of the HartotI ~; perkins
"a lurking hereabouts.-I Hartford Couran''
Ragged edge paper continues IN favor, ana n strips
editor no indes his correspondence ~ on In font
snatched from the Jaws OF the press stll nn FREQ
with the skirnisa line OF fashlon-lbwhhs'0"
Press. ,,,, A.. ,,lowing
An Arizona editor recently published 'he ioo ,a,,
card I'm his paper: Tho whelp VINO iiJec's ~ W. - oy.
the columns OF our very weakly contemporary !" n,y
root,, afr,d az rs although no needn't be, Tor VIC ~
o,tock mem He is notably absent from the su'o su,',
,Ioous when We are present ana scoots To MS ,,
house through Dead Mans Alley Ana YET DC o'', ,o.,
"a,, leading Democrat and expects TO get inc ,V'
once Faugh! wo wash our hands oil tn's "s,,,y,
coward 4; this moral monstrosty aud n''h'"' 0'"S
this poltroon and seli-stylcd editor
An elderly lady who saw Jordan Marsh On" sy las!
,d,ars s.ment Xof pushes for crazy cunts Vn,,inted
we.k went In 10 look them over pnt MAJ W"s Whole
m the goods saving there WAS nothins III n ,r nothef
Mace and found some beautiful shades @ nln Anne 40
When she reached home she saw the seo's s,nrwhat
a
caasrnad To nnd she had eit tho store ny .' Il
to,st entrance and re-enercd ltoh M"a,.i lie dis.
"a,h.r store aud looked over aud pupna,s s,has sns
car,ied pushes. which. she layerrcu w''' '"''
hnd been looking for.-lboston cvuf's~