New-York tribune., 1884-10-04
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fTbc Ibipdciphm Fcss bis an hiafes'igs dopniH'"'
~ ahioh gooy poflDn IA taAon 80 wiih p"'sp a1's
nen ,ud womeH. And yat u - 'niiiIai i'' 'n'
fhmgiw l!oaliy nos, lan't tus uin7 aoyoio "n lh'
Sopnnt
A abort article IA nn efol.anga give, rin hfmes -,
number NJ nrwspaprr, ihit nave been pi.lahei q
sra Tue lst - 'ey l.'ongrf '. h' '. . =" -,
mucH " a. sea just Hos. n lNonisio"h li"fah
rural couple entered Chclyo restaurant the o'hef
day and when they down tie young uan eiIrl "ht
with lor,ly air fwD bottles ~ h"h",
WAITER" and then the girl smached her lips ani rrntA
that the champagne was Just too lovely Tor "Nf
thing" It came and was finished IA r'rc -l"pc' 'e
cause tho young Thought lac tasted haid a" !"
every drop. And then when he came Ia sotto AZ 80
cashiers desk he let himself ont a. follows; ih'
comes OF travelling In Iowa They cal beer mum OVER
there and forgot myself ri make this - out of sous
black Republican that State betting on the election
YOu hear me!"
The shadow OF the late George W Julian, on indian.
the sane Julian who usei 10 call the Democrats
"Chrisiless whsps."-ls IOw lowering over me ''.p
Of those same whep- neithf men a, 10 prr. '"'
Sow that the Indians have predicted an opon winter.
and the squirrels have done something or reiinin'd
from doing sonethne which indicates that they agrfs
with the .dIans IL will be good policy to prepare Tor
the biggest blizzard on record These Old signs don't pm
out as well as.:formerly
Democratic papers try bete the opposition OF ne
"
Thl. /. absurd A. the hgures show. fe Nen YORK rms
and HdrDers Weekly have lost terriDt ana VIII o'n'
to lose. i Roche Democrat and Chronicle.
Mr. spurgeon doesnt appear to have been converted ~
the enthusiasts who say that the English people are iAs
ten lost tribes OF Israel. In his paper be says WIN
such Arguments we could prove cats 70 DO angels 'u'
foolish dream has engeniered number OF oth't ny
dotngs and has supplied fuel Tor the Jlhso h'"''' "
any case. hcshly descent Is no, the thins I'd !"
or depended upon. We know that there remarks "''
bring a hornets nest about our ears; but a "0 ~'
already oyerioae with wasps 1t will be change
Laher me lightly and speak 10 me low
Trust me- barber. the time Is near
When BARRIERS may talk from ear 10 s~'
And no hear.
Lather me lightly and speak 20 uis '""
La,her me lightly and speaki,o rne lowi
on. interiors; stiye barber mine
Your close warm breath Is ofrOhS lSe "'"e
Here In the other eyel-speak 10 me low
Il Burlington HAwkeje'
Apo,,on lady. It is said recently inserted the follow
ing advertisement IN paper: wanted csre'u' nNA
,o look after the aud be company Tor he' avg a
ing her absence In Europe" This suggests rnni's'PD
abilities In the good time coming every ~ei.res'''
family will have dosman and a ca,nan, ana po~-
q parrot woman; and the co$cHmsn "on W NV
things a. he does now.
,hv.,c,an says 4, is not healthy walk uness one
has some object to walk for. man who stsrsa So.s
few days ago on e9i,ee'ns & ,ou, mus,ed' and psss
bitten out binseu by chunky hesdsn uos an OBJ
times Il Is not healthy 10 WAX even " "ea WV
iecs 70 walk for. / lSorris,own Herald. ,,,.s
Murst Halstesd received . dispsteh from psH1
friend In Cincinnati last night. referring 70 the DEM"
.trzt,ons In honor Of Mr Blaine. After deserioas
crowds pouring into tho city tho dispatch closed
ing There is still standing room. however. on ,he~
OF the hills, This W outdo tho great hood
| VI last year. .,.n,is
when rosg bought some candy. which vss % p.Ssx
one third terra alba be hanted 10 bach. si1s
| IT, with tho remark: - Only want VIA. : y"
| don't want the earth. IL Boston Transcript
There Ia curious plAas In China called Va .,x
,.-sh,,, xhch 4, aid 70 be vegetable In su'smsf ~.
= wor, An winter. Now hero b tars chance tor "