Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-10-29


Is bscanae sac could then m Ike her b r. gains
On terms which her int, rests would aid
Tiny say that her money is sent here
To buy up prufes sors and votes:
And 10 make free tladc very p easin'
II a man ISN'T smart 10 TAX. NOES.
She l. give us her goods free of duty;
Well Thar seems m"st obligin and kind;
Bat when that makes Our own goods worth
iiothin'.
In the bargain our gains hard 10 find.
She talks TO The rich of cheap labor,
Then she talks to The poor of free trade:
Then fhr paws oul professors 10 teach us
OF theories most charmirgy madc
Which would work il all lands were republics,
Al d all governments free from mis.akcs
And II each ! nd confined : Industries
To produe which no Other land makes.
But whom all are graspin and selfish
The b'st use Of plain facts mus' be ma de;
And, to my mind. tn tarih muc1 clear
For the good of onr and ihan free trade
So We not let old England rule DER us,
Aud have h r ow way to our hurt,
BY s,ealin' our gold and poser sions,
And crushin' us down in the dirt
For your patience I'm much obliged. lawyer,
somehow. now. the matter is more clear,
Since you don't think argue al random,
Bun TO facts say, stick pretty near.
Though I've heretofore b en- Democratic,
As the facts are. my duty Is plain:
Since lpal most the boy in our region,
You eau put us ali d 'wn now for Blaine
Lydia UOW Farmer, In Ciepeiand Leader.
THE MUGwUMP PROCESSION.
The noble army of defamers known
as The Mulligan Guards
General, Mr.. Mulligan,
Lieutenant General. Mr. Fisher.
Major-Grneral, Mr. Schurz.
BrigadlerGeneral MI. Curtis.
Colonel, Mr. George Jones.
Mjor, Mr.. Seven Mule Barnum.
Captain, Dan Manning
Drum Major, Hurberl O. Thompson
Rank and file, scattering.
Snlers, The windy pendents.
Equipment, Sings.
munitinn, mud.
Order oi March, up Salt River
Whether these are guards or black
guards is question that will receive
no uncertain aus wer about three weeks
hence.
Chapiain, Mr. Brrcher.- Rochester
Past Express (Rp) Oct 10TH.
THE DEMOCRATIC SIGN OF DEFEAT.
Over Oh Snglm' street, AT hrenk-
husband took his seat:
The Republicans seem 10 have got
away with Ohio."
How do you know" he inquired
F." Hive you seen the paprr?'
No. not yer. Only | noticed that
you gol IN aud got 10 bed in civilized
shape last night ad that never hap
pens when tne Democrats ell, CT any.
body
You are quite right, my dear, in
your conclusions if MOI in vuur premi.
ses. I'm lghty sorry Tor the Repub.
licans this morning. Democrats may
be sad, hui they can get their halls on"
HARD EXPERIENCE.
First Citizen" Rough times? Well,
should say do know something
about rough times"
5 cond cllizrn--" Don't think your
experience can equal NINE"
First clizrn-' You dom. Ell?
Well, | went Ia California in 40. Aas
shot seven times in three weeks,
drilted into the Rockies. goi lost in
eight snow sIorrns, was half d. voured
by bears scalped hy Indi ms. aud was
finally blown i've miles by II cyclone"
Second CiiiZen--" Pooh, that's moth
ing. once ran for President. v Phila
deiphia Cai
NOW is TUE TIME.
And what of the pre- ent time"
cried The pnrson earnestly. shifting the
pa pit. what of This time in which
we live? Whu about the now"
Now sald the good editor, sud
deny aroused from his comfortable
>lumher; "now is The time to make up
clubs"
Aud then the dearons dubbed
together and sci him oul.-Neic York
Sun.
SHORT BITS.
The neope are IN favor of horizon.
tai reduction of The Democratic major
ny in Congress.
The news from Ohin, when il struck
London, put on every light in the
Cohden Cluh.-Phaaielphia Press.
Put down Ohio's majority FIR Blaine
and Logan next month ut 10000. -Cin-
ciHnati Commercial G. tzette
Free traders are fond of dnd ginr,
bul find il hard TO dodge Thing like
the Ohlo earthquake. -Ciacinnati Com
mercid! gazette
If Can Schurz had spent little
more time in Onio the Republican
majority would have reached 25,000.-
50. Louis Globe Democrat.
The silence Ut George William Cur.
lis can he heard even above the roar of
the Ohio tornado. II is pitched an
octave higher than Mr. tildpn's wide
and com >rehensive unacquaintance
with Stephen Cleveland.