The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-12-05

Pukwana people need not be afraid
of the new town making serious in
roads to Pukwaaa's territ ory.-Pnk-
wana Press.
That's 80, Bro. Scott. 1t will never
make serious inroads irto any towns
territory. 1t will never amount to
enough. However for every dollar
it hurts Kimball it will hurt Pukwa-
ha ten, because Kimball has a big
start and cannot he harmed, while
Pukwana might possibly be to some
extent. Before "Puk" is two years
older she will see how we'll Chamber
lain loves her.
Houses will be moved out of Kim
ball to the one on the west where
water is plenty and the grass is good.
chamberlain Register.
Yes, it will be a mighty good
town. D for grass; a splendid vii
lage(D for grass; one of the best
places in the country for grass.
There wont be anything but grass.
There will be more grass to the
square rod in the town (?) than on
any quarter section in Dakota. Grass
- -.
will thrive on the streets (9) as well
as winds do on Main st. in Chamber
lain. 1t will be an excellent place to
turn the Register editor out to grass
and let him run ank kick up his heels.
Hail to the eighth wonder of the
world: Grasstown. Brule county,
Dakota.
Last week City Marshal Wright got
out a warrant for the arrest of DoE-
wart d Felker for keeping open their
ssloon after eleven o'clock, contrary
to an ordinance governing saloons in
Kimball. Wright served the warrant
upon them as they were ready to go
hunting, but allowed them to depart.
Upon their return they appeared be-
fore Justice Ryan who informed
them Wright was not present, and he
would send for them when wanted.
Shortly after, Wright, in obediance
to the Justice went over to the saloon
and notified them Ryan was ready,
both said they would be right along,
but in some way Wright and Felker
got into an alteration which ended
in Felker striking Wright. The
latter had Felker arrested for resist
ing an officer and the trial came off
before Justice Ryan on Tuesday last
resulting in FelKer being bound over
to the next term of court under $500
bonds.
The trial for keeping open the sa-
'Ool dAlCi IloulS Will ColuG UtlQIe
Justice Ryan on Monday next.
The Chamberlain Register says:
"Doc. Duncan tells a good story of
one fellow demolishing another pref
ty badly and the vanquished insisted
there was.a misunderstanding and the
victor in a good humor replied all
right he had not got down to bust
ness anyhow; hs had only just put
out a sort of feeler for him. That's
all Chamberlain has done towards
Kimball as yet" Bro. King then
fairly hugs himself with delight as
he contemplates how easy and what
fun it will be to down Kimball, all
Of which reminds us of the old story
of the Irishman and the bull, which
while it is a little ancient, is very
applicable in this case.
An 1rishman in passing along a
highway observed a bull in an adj
joining lot believing and paving the
dirt up like a steam shovel. The
idea entered the mind of the son o,
be ould sod what fun it would be tt
Jump " tbs fence, take Mr. Bull by
the horns and rub his nose in the dirt
The nor he thought Of it the more
pleased he became with the idea, 81
much so he laid down on the groune
and rolled and tumbled with laughter
Arising, he scaled the fence and pro
ceeded to carry ont his design. II
about ten seconds the air was full 0:
diving Irishman and pieces of clothes
Paddy alighted OH the other side 9;