Daily Republican., 1884-02-13
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Sun rises 8.63. sun sets 6.32.
Ohrtstfeld 4 best.
Agents for DuNlap's Hats.
RumfOrdBrOthers. Hatters.
A matter Of cOurse-the races.
Drunkenness is reel misfortune.
Early at the ball-a squalling baby.
Family coal, Sheward, ga W. Front st.
Good flour me b, Front and Madison st.
Oity Laundry, Sixth and Shipley streets.
4 Millard T. Davis, jewelers. +. and street.
Wringers sold and repaired, at Sl3 Shipley
The Colley Wrlnger Is the best. 3l3 Shipley
Charity warmed over is very cold cemfOrt
More mirrors at 80 ct. store. Prices reduced
d.S. Humphrey 4 Bro, ,hatters,so Market
Fine Is X. Rings, at Hanf, 16 Z. Fourth s
Gut Flowers at Haydens, 9th and Shipley
Toot ers Of brass horns are not necessarily
musica tutors.
Bakers are 4 reat loafers, but they are gen.
orally high-bred men.
Current comments-the discussions of the
Mississippi River Commission.
The man who wrote "Ten Acers Enough
was probably on his way to the dentist.
| For the choicest brands of wines, liquors,
and cigarsgo to Joseph II. Egxner's saloon,
| 5. W. corner Tth d Church sts. Lager Beer on
draught. Fine cigars on hand. Drop In.
Why is Q woman who has had the small
pox like ghost Because she is specked-
her.
The false prophet has recently been heard
from In Upper Egypt. He may yet Mecca
| success.
Great rush for Minett's photographs, only
u per dozen, at Westcott and Cummings,
302 Market street.
Catalogue Of Roses at Hayden's, 9th and
Shpley.
Ify0u want good smoke or good chew,
90 TO Jas. h. Murray, lO7 East Front street.
He keeps fine stock.
Dr. Darm0n may be consulted at his office.
No. 1924 Camac street, Philadelphia.
Georgia has very austere minister named
Henn His congregation think him very
eggs-actiDg.
An Oregon man wants to trade mule for
a wife. Some never know when they are
we'll off.
the aim OF the average modern man Is
happiness in the next world, he has very
peculiar way Of showing 1t.
The New York Journal" " offers a prize Of
gold t0othpick to the funniest poem on
The Modern Boarding house."
Take your children to Westcott & Gum
mfngs for tne photographs, 302 Marke
street. Successor to the late J. X. Sutterley
Asthma and Bronchitis cured by DR..
KINGS NEW DISCOVERY for Consumption
Trial Bottles free. N. b. Danforth.
When the stolen carcass Of beef was found
In Jersey butchers wagon, 1t was o "dead
give away"
Coffee roaster, 400 King street, is the place
to buy your 20c. cOtiees.
Take your babies to Hollands 3O7 Marke
street. and have their pictures taken by the
instantaneous process.
Since Congress has shown disposition to
reopen the tariff question, Manitoba zephyrs
have been coming down.
A smooth sidewalk is q thing to be desired
and Is generally approved, but people are
apt to get down on slippery pavement.
ParadOxical as 1t may appear, the law pro-
hibits keeping men In lunatic asylums when
1t is admitted that they are insane.
A fashion item says: "Gold colored stock
ings are In high favor" This sounds-well,
of course, that is to say-we suppose SO.
Some people are very stupid about jckes
man who sits down on a bent pin may not
care to see the point, but he is bound to ad-
nit it,.
Partisan shoemakers may not be doctors,
but they know how to make French heels.
This is tough pun, but we are writing "on
space just now.
We're down on hoss stealin'," said the
chief OF the vigilantes to the horse thief they
were about to string up "and we are pleased
To see you are In accord with u.s."
DO your own repairing. We have for sale
Cement, for Patching, Soling and Heels, or
send your rubber boots, etc., to VIM. Boldly
&Son. No. West Fourth street.
A Chicago editor says "Miss Mackey, The
daughter Of the bonanza king, knows how to
refuse suitors without offending them" Glad
to hear that he feels so kindly about 1t.
A subscriber writes "What exercise
should a young man take also, what should
he eat to become pugillst like Sullivan? ?"
He should play baseball and eat baked
beans.
A woman who invaded West Bend, Wis,
and claimed to be the proprietor of the town
and the whole county, was declared to be |
crazy and sent to an asylum. by the way, |
has anyone seen anything Of Myra Clara |
Gaines lately?