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Fort Worth, Texas, March 18th, 1888.
MEssns. 3. J. KENDALL X Co.:-About eight
months ago there was valuable stallion brought
10 the stable OF Farmes aud Henry to be treated Tor
bone spawn which was one years growth
and Of pronounced size, and having learned
through outside sources that your liniment known
as Kendalls SPAWN Cure was valuable, COM
menced using il on the enlargement and after six
weeks using and having applied two bottles the
horse cured entirely, leaving the leg perfectly
smooth. CHARLES Henry
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Kendall's SPAWN Cure
On HUMAN FLESH.

Yevy, Ind, Aug, 18th 1881.
Dr.. 3. J. KENDALL & Co., Gents;- Sample Of
circulars received to-day. Please send me some
with my imprint. printed on one saide only. The
Kendal's SPAWN Cureis in excellent demand with
US, and not only for animals, but for human
ailments lso Mr.. Jos. Yoris, one Of the leading
farmer in our county, sprained an ankle badly,
and knowing the value Of the remedy for horses,
tried il on himself, and it did far better than he
had expected. Cured the sprain IN very short
order.
Yours respectfully, c. o. THIEBASD.
Price 81, per bottle, or bottles for $. All
druggists have It get it for you, or II viii bs
aent to any address receipt Of price by the pro-
prietors, Dr.. b. J. KENDALL x Co., Enosburg
Falls, Vt. Sendfor Illustrated circular.
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Oct 3-ly
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Three hundred and slXty-hve times each
year every mothers son Of US has a strug-
gle getting into his shirt.
Ifa shirt is worth getting into, ifitis strong
and well made, sure not to rip or tear,
perfect fitting, then there is some compen-
sation for spending so much Of our exist
ence in such a struggle. You may wrestle
with the DIAMOND, but with its everlasting
attachment and reinforced bosom, you
viii come out head first every time, covered
with glory and with the best shirt in the land.
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His OutspOken Opinion.

The very marked TESTIMONIALS from CoiIege
Professors respectable Physicians and other geu-
tlemen Of intelligence and character to the valne
of Warmers SAFE Cure, published in the edito
rial columns Of cur best newspapers, have greatly
surprised me- Many Of these gentlemen know,
and reading their testimony ] was impelled to
purchase somo bottles of Warmers SAFE Cure
ana analyzeit. Besides, took some, swallowing
three times the prescribed quantity. am satis-
fed the medicine is not injurious, aud will frank
" ada that if found myself the victim Of a Sc
rious kidney trouble l should use this prepare
ton. The truth is, the medical profession stands
dazed aud helpless in the presence Of more than
one kidney malady, while the testimony Of hun
dreds Of Intelligent and very reputable gentlemen
hardly leaves room to doubt that Mr.; II. II. War
nor has fallen upon one Of those happy discover
les which occasionally bring help TO suffering
humanity.
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ing more money in a few days than you ever
thought possible at any business. Capital not 70,
quired. We will start you. You can worK al
the time or in spare time only. The work is un-
iversaly adapted to both sexes, young and old.
You can easily earn from 80 cents to s. every
evening. That all who want work may test the
business, we make this imparalled oferi 10 al
who axe not well satisfied we will send 81 topay
for the trouble Of writing us. Full particulars,
directions, ETC., sent free, Fortunes Will be made
by those who give their whole time TO the WORK.
Great success absolutely sure. Don't delay. Start
now, Address sTINsoS 4 Co. Portland Maine.
Dec. u, SLY.
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EASTWARD.

n LORD. NJ. CLEMENTS,
GEN. Pass. ACT. Mastor Of Transp
to. PRINCE, S. Of
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M0rn for the working class. Send l. cents
It'll lfor POSTAGE and we will mail you Free
lIaroyal, valuable box Of sample goods
IIlIlILI IL IN ~ -, In, I'm ,rar Of nlaK-
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ty, economy or love OF work.
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Kendall's SPAWN Cure.

J. H. GLENN.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
HOME, FARM AND GARDEN.

Handle seed potatoes carefully. IL
the skin becomes bruised the ewes are
apt to have their vitality injured. This
is sometimes the cause Of a partial fail
ure in the potato crop. Exchange.
Insect bites, and even that of a rat
tie snake, have proved harmless by STIR
ring enough of common salt into the yelk
of a good eggto make it sufficiently thin
Tor plaster, to be kept on the bitten
part. Boston Globe.
Pigs feet fried may be new dish
to some one. Make a batter of flour
and sweet milk, season with salt. The
batter should be quite thin. Dip the
feet into it and fry in hot lard. Serve
with drawn butter, or with sour sauce.
N X Post.
The Gardeners Monthly says weak
~ and weatherbeaten evergreens are
improved by cutting. But in their case
the leader must be cut at the same time,
even if we have to train up side
branch to make leader. Eyergreens
sometimes show little disposition to
make leaders, but they will do it if they
are severely pruned.
The Farmers MdqGztne saws:
s'Next year when you are putting in
your seed remember when two plants of
the same kind are growing together
one is a weed. The most dangerous
enemy a plant car have is another of
the same species growing by its side,
for they both feed on the same food,
and competition is the result.
"A writer in the Druggists Circular
offers the following remedy for earache,
which, he says, after repeated trials,
never fails to afford almostinstantrelief
.tOliye oil, one ounce; chloroform, one
drachm. Mix, and shake well together;
then pour twenty-five or thirty drops
into the ear, and close it up with piece
of raw cotton to exclude the air and re-
tain the mixture. =
An entree specially designed to ac-
company roast pork is made in this
way: Peel as many potatoes as will
cover the bottom of a deep pie-dish.
Sprinkle half a teaspoonful of drie1 sage
over them. Cut a small onion in thin /
slices, and spread them over this. Add
salt and pepper, and little Jumps of
butter, according TO your taste Cover
the bottom Of the dish with water, and
bake in a moderate oven. Boston Post
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
A Corner In SMALL Pox.

There is a physician in Washington,
ID. c., who, at the moment of pehning
these lines, is in badly demoralized
condition. He has been speculating in
smallpox and the deal has gone against
him. lie has been toying with small
pox options, and has had totput up too
many margins, so many, in fact, that he
is now pretty thoroughly cleaned out,
financially, and the neighborhood in
which he resides is terror-stricken for
fear that he viii go to practicing again.
To stoop from dizzy, hieh-flown
metaphor, and come down among the
barnyard fowls of rhetoric, this Wash
lngton doctor has lost six thousand dol
lars IN the smallpox business. The
Washington doctor reasoned that for
the past three consecutive years the
United States had been singularly free
from any virulent yisitations of small
pox, and after guring with some Wash
lngton weather prophets who occasional
~ have time to dabble little with few
extraneous falsehoods outside of their
regular profession, he made up his
mind that this winter would witness a
smallpox epidemic which would bore
pits into the arms of the gnarled oaks
of the forest like a red-headed wood
pecker.
The Washington doctor resolved to
corner it. So hebrew his little six thou
sand dollars out of the bank, purchased a..
small farm up the Potomac, and stocked
the smallpox ranch with cows and
geese, the cows to breed virus, and the
geese to grow quilts with which to can
If f1Ys for 51trYY 81,
doctor was as busy as a bee tapping bis
cows for virus, and plucking his geese
for quilts. lie filled up his barn with
loaded quilts, and it was only when he |
was down to his last one hundred dol
lars that he commenced to look around |
for the visible supply of smallpox.
But II was not visible. To any alarm.
ing extent small -pox had not reared its
horrid trout on tie. horizon of any COM
munity in the United States On the
contrary, the various answers which he
has invariably received from local |
Boards of Health with whom he has
communicated have all been in one
strain: mo smallpox in sight. Town
perfectly healthy.
Accordingly the Washington small
pox specialist begins to look down in
the mouth, his heart sinks like plum
met, and hope and his one hundred dol
lars are ebbing fast away. He
finds that he is on the wrong side of the
market, that the smallpox has gone
back on him, and that, so far from be-
ing q regular visitor who can be de-
pended on to drop in at stated intervals,
it is inclined to be variable and erratic
in its movements.
II q smallpox wave should eventual
" sweep over the land, and any parties
are axious to go prospecting for virus,
we have no doubt that the Washington
doctor viii willingly grub-stake them
and let them sink shafts all over his
farm on the Potomac flats. In the
meantime his new sign reads: 'sGoing
out to do days work taken in here. -
Teas stfttrlgs.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

MY father had an eating cancer for sew
eral years, which had eaten away his under
lip and the inside Of his cheek, down to the
bottom of his gums. We got some of Swift's
Specific and gave him, and the effect has
been wonderful-almost miraculous. The
sores are all healed, and he is perfectly
well. Every one here said it was only q
question of time about his death, and his
cure has created the greatest excitement in
South Easton, Mass, Jan. Z, 1884.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
Rheumatism Oufckly cured.

There has never been a medicine for
rheumatism introduced in the United States
that has given such universal satisfaction
as Durang's Rheumatic Remedy. 1t stands
out alone as the one great remedy that act
ually cures this dread disease. It is taken
internally, and never has and never can
fail to cure the worst case in the shortest
time. 1t is sold by every druggist at 81.
Write for free forty-page pamphlet to R. K.
hELPHENsTINE, Druggist, Washington, d. G.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
when Doctors Disagree

it will be time enough to doubt the relia.
bility of Kidney Wort. Doctors all agree
that it is a most valuable medicine in all
disorders Of the Liver, Kidneys and
Bowels. and frequently prescribe it. Dr..
T. Y. Baiiou, Of Monkton, says: The past
year have used it more than ever, and
with the best results. 1t is the most sue
cessful remedy have ever used.D Such
Recommendation speaks for itself, Sold
by all druggists See adYt.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Dean LIE Breton, the father of Mrs.
Langtry, now lives in retirement at st.
Brelade's, ten miles from st. Heller s.
he is said to be the handsomest man in.
the Island of Jersey, tall and upright in
bearing, with dignited mien and feat
ures. He long ago was separated from
his wife,Who is chaperoning Mrs. Lang
try.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
"A Messenger of Health.

Sent free to sufferers from nervous,
chronic and blood diseases, brain and heart
affections, nervous debility, exhaustion,
etc., who have failed to find relief. 1t tells
of wonderful cures effected by DR.. Scott's
Coca, Beef and Iron, with Phosphorus.
Sold by druggists; ST., DR.. Scott, Kansas
City, Mo. Ask your druggist for pamphlet.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

The COMBINATION OF INGREDIENTS used
in making Browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs
is such as to give the best possible effect
with safety. They are the best remedy in
use for Coughs, and Throat Diseases.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

FROM B. r. LIEPsNER, A. NJ, Red Bank,
n. j.: have been troubled with Catarrh
so badly for several years that it seriously
affected my voice. tried DIR. is REM
edy without the slightest relief. One bot
tie of EIy's Cream Balm did the work. NV
voice is fully restored and my head feels
better than for years. B. n. LIEPsNER.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

A PATENT has been granted in Washing
ton for ''hen's nest.v The only wonder
is that somebody has not got patent on
the Philadelphia Cal.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

ne Wen Dressed People don't wear
dingy or faded things when the 10c. and
guaranteed Diamond Dye will make them
good as new. They are perfect. Get at
druggists and be economical. Wells, Rich
ardson & Co., Burlington. Vt.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Mr.. PETER. MALLEN, 212 w. Twenty
fourth ST., N. Y, says that he suffered six
years with rheumatism and found no relief
until st. Jacobs Oil, the sovereign remedy,
was applied, which cured him completely.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

A BAD man shows his bringing up when
ne is brought up by policeman. O.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

WHEN a girl proposes and is refused she
can always explain to her friends that
she was Just having little leap-year fun
CleUelGItd Herald.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Dr.. WILLIAMS Indian Pile Ointment.
ing or Itching piles. At druggists.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

ELEVEN bit factories are at work in one
Connecticut town. This augers we'll for
Connecticut .-LoNisoiLLe CoNrier-.I o@rRaE.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

IT is said that the peculiar sunsets are
caused by the sun trying to set blythe new
standard time. - iiddJeboro NesoS.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

IT speaks well for Michigan that a lect-
urer was allowed to attain the age of one
hundred and eight in that State.-T0pekq
Tdnce
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Up to snuff-pepper, if you merely wish
to make some one sneezes-Erchdnge
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

HaIe's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Wards off the grip of pneumonia. Pixies
Soothache drops cure in one minute.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, worms. constipation ,tasteIess. CSC
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

A GREAT many Americans swagger about
in an aroma of exceedingly brittle vanity.
Editors Edsy Chair, HGrpe,'s.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Buchu-paiba.n Quick, complete cure. all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, ST.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

REDDTNG's Russia Salve is the most wonder
ful healing medium in the world. Try it.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

a WOMAN who has plenty of her own
hair doesn't have to become switch
tender.--Detrott Post.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

DR.. B. F. LAUGHLrN, Glide, Kan, writes:
IS Samaritan Nerv5ne cures fits"
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
The Boy Couldn't Stand 1t.

A boy about twelve years of age
called at doctor office Sunday after
noon and asked him to visit the house
in a professional way, as his mother
had been severely injured. The doctor
found the woman lying on a lounge,
with black eye, smashed nose, sew
eral Commissions on the head, and gem
orally used-up appearance.
"Where did you fall?'' he asked.
"Nowhere!'' she answered.
"Did you get run over?"
2 No, sir.
"Looks to me as if you had been
struck and choked."
Yes, | have been. =
Husband, supposed"
"Yes, sir. -
"Well, he ought.to be sent to State
Prison for q year, continued the doc
tor, as he found a new bruise.
The woman remained silent. but after
a moment the boy spoke up;
CHOW, mann, that's dead mean to let
him go on and abuse pap that way!
Here, doctor come in here!''
He opened the door of bedroom,
and the physician found a man with
cut on his jaw, two more ON his scalp,
lacerated ear and both eyes closed
up.
Now, them said the boy. as he
gave the quilts q pull, wouldn't it be
better to send mann up for about eight
months and give pap fourP"
The doctor agreed with him. Detroit
Free Press.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

A CHARITY BAwI.-ss Gimme ten cents ter
buy er loaf er bread with. .
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

The drum we beet ourselves duzznt sownd
so loud as the drum our snabur beets.-
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
"Rough on Corns.D 15c. Ask for It. Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions.

If the eyes were really windows to the
heart, green goggles would become ex.
tremely fashionable Whitehall Times.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Nor costly medicine-25 doses Pisoss
Cure for Consumption for % cents.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

WHEN we say that Samaritan Nerpine cursa
rheumatism, We mean it Frisco Joarndl
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Rough on Coughs, 15c., at Druggists. Com
plete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
The Best for Rutfer.

There is but one best color for butter, and
that that is Wells, Richardson & Co.'s I'M
proved Butter Color, no candid investi-
gator doubts. 1t is the best butter color in
the world; is free from sediment or i'm.
purity, always ready for instant use, and
it impaTts to butter that rich dandelion
yellow, without tinge Of red, which is the
acme of desirabilitY in any butter color.
DIVORCE is a sort of can't-I-Ieave.her
bridge between matrimony and freedom
Louisville CoHrieT..l oatrRdII.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Skinny Men. tsWells' Health Renewer'' re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia,$ 81.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09
California newspapers, SUMMING II

California newspapers, summing up
the statistics of the Golden State s
progress in the thirty-six years since
Suffer electrified the world with his dis
covery, say that the States's agricultur-
al product has arisen until it has thrown
the auriferous metal into the shade, be-
ing now about S1G0, 100000 a year. The
fruit product alone almost equals that
of the mines, and now that court has
DECIDED against hydraulic mining. it
may be prophesied that wine making
ana silk culture will ere long be more
important industries than gold seeking.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

One class of cheap reading matter,
and the best class of all, will always be
popular, viz, the newspaper. The
newspapers OF the present day contain
such a wonderful variety OF matter,
ranging from grave to gay, from lively
to severe, /" that any taste can be suited.
The man who clamors for cheap read
ing matter must indeed be hard to
please if the great newspapers of the
country fail TO satisfy his every want in
this regard. AtBaaata Constitution.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Is your Back lame and aching?
"Kidney-Wort, Il bottle) cured me when was 30
lame had to roll out of bed"
c. n. Tallmage, Milwaukee, Wis.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

/ do not claim to be a greatdiscoverer, but
I do think have found in the above most
remarkable case and knowing the unusual
increase of Bright's disease feel that the
public should have the benefit Of it. It
seems to me remedy that can accomplish
SO much in the last stages ought to do even
more for the first approach of this decep-
tive yet terrible trouble. F.B,
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Have you Kidney DiseaseP
"Kidney-Wogt made me sound in liver and kidneys
after years of unsuccessful doctoring. Its worth
$40 box.n-samI Hodges, WilliamstoWn, West Va
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Have you Liver Complaint ?
- Henry Henry Ward, late Col. Goth Nat. Guard, N. Y.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Have you Bright's Disease?
"Kidney-Wort cured me when nv water was lust
like chalk and then like blood"
Frank Wilson, Peabody, Mass
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Suffering from DiabetesP
"Kidnsy-Wor is the most successful remedy have
ever used. Gives almost Immediate relief"
DR.. Phillip G. Ballou, Monkton, Vt.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Are your nerves veal?
kidney Wort cured me from nervous weakness
&C. after was not expected to live. Mrs. NJ N. B,
Goodwin, Ed. Christian Monitor Cleveland, 0.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Are your Kidneys disordered?
Kidney Wort brought me from my grave, as it
WERE after had been given up by IS hest doctors in
Detroit" N. W. Deveraux, Mechanic, Ioni0, Mich.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Easy to use. A certain cure. Not expensive. Three
months treatment in one package. Good for Colo
In the Head, Headache, Dizziness, Hay Fever, &c.
Fifty cents. BY all Druggists, or by mail.
r. Z. HAXELTINE, Warren, Pa.
St. Landry democrat. (Opelousas, La.) 1878-1894, 1884-02-09

Mr.. James NJ. Foss, Assistant 'Superin-
tendent and Master Mechanic of the Yer.
mont Central Railroad, is also able to. con