Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-12-20
TIE HUMOROUS PAPERS.
WHAT VE FIND IN THEM THAT
CsEsks u> To >fiit
An Alter Eject Asanf -tae Pseasr~e~A
Terror r. ~ rhrrs-Aa arrTt ala naste
lie Was EecAiess. ttc-. f.r.
Trr.rs OF TIE ASoLoMANiAc.


bc getting them along III year or 60
Iis each hoah, thoush, TO wait. =
Chicago Neprs. ~
WY HEl. FATugE vAs A T.4og:sT.
Dor.rg tie organ alton OF the schools
recently, II certain town, the chiIiten
We're lnterfoCat.j as 10 the occupation
of their fathers. The question reaching
= fright little slxysar Old girl. she re-
s.onded :ha, her ia.Le- was a florist.
"A Il, RI. - asked the teacher.
'NAe.e IS his greenhouse
His greenhouse He hasn't any
greenhouse, ma am.
WIZ, then. 90 you csi.. lsin
florist? q
"Oh. Lc makes floors fcr Thompson
4 Iay Tor. = Hr,fon Transcript.
NOR MUCH CHOICE
Will YOU have some butter or some
oleomargarine 2" asked the iacetons
boar1er.
"What did we have yesterday 2" asked
the thin boarder
Il don't know"
"WeIl, # we had butter give me oleo-
margarine, and ii. j. was oleomarg Arinc
I'll take butter.
QUEER HUMAN MATURE.
'1sn't it n lovely day -
"Delieb,iul. feel magnificent.
so do |. ! never felt better in n,
life"
Lets take drink"
.This is awful weather"
"Awiul,'
s'Alakcs me feel miserable"
Yes, i gives me the blues"
Lets take a drink. "-Pft8burg Tel
graph.
HIS SALARY REDUCED.
Il shall be compelled to reduce your
salary, Mr. Johnson. until cold weather
sets IL, SAIL mean employer 10 his
bald headed bookkeeper.
"Wnyf" asked the old fellow, with .
sinking heart.
Because ] notice that large por-
ton Of the time which should lie devo,eds
tony service IS arent By you in fghtin:
1.cs OF the top Of your head
-rE scs!C... plltcE-
la aEI Oh heat. the piano Is tInriDg--
(Soaaet m! ca'tiic.e char: and cise):
Tie fe..aw upstaira lis guitar M atwanging,
The ca hlifea are singing juhi!.e.
Just ovtr rav there's banio, .hink.
q ih i,s Ii4E-a-r punk rauk punk. rank pank.
rint."
And down >. tie corner ,hr man with IL. Cute
/. rend.Fr Tie night With a too,Ie-ton-,oo.
And o n rahp4h ooln, Iah- pah. hra-a, lrs~a,
t~Ia
TT lr~s. sa's- 8 Iiactic.ns up in i;s room
ErrDrr7x
"Nhat arc voa roirg TO do with
that?" asked rertleTan upon enter
inc L:s rom I'D finding negro with
L = coat. '.D.s Goa. = ''Yes, that coat -
WAL. ain. roiu .er 10 no,liin wid
1is 6 al. T1@nsn, dar wnz sn'hin
wror- - ..sre is s1neiiinc wrong.
Yon arc = tie Wong place, and want
you 10 cc. OF" Amt yer gvinter
'Tioy nac 10 mo No, / am Lot -
OATS vh1t or nan gifts fur being 40
Eer,tul Halu't CT beer. tur mo yer
wouldn't : l4d 10 cio.les." How
sof' - Case / could or stole en- fl
bad or r lrsel .er; da.'s Eox sc." Il
l,e.ieve you III steal nv vest" "Didnt
10 no:h:t q a. kiu. F" - believe yor
Ia s;ta. ta4t gray .e=.. for IT silsaT+
peared sen...y a..er yon came. II.
wuz d. l. sck ycs., sah. White mans so
reckless vi @e truf yer xairl' pa. no
conie-os.1ce Il tin. "-hrknnsam Trat-
eleT.
-slIaCI. 20 -g.Cug3.s.
Yong C..Isaan sudden. y retarns irora
school- Why e1elaims MS father.
have ~cei came back ?" aside - by
SANDER he ~up. every teacher lle
has anything 10 do with. Got ;he did
C.!rmaa .>oi ia him
o., coa.Ia', ge. along with he
teacher, replies t1s young s2an-
= con'; know what's % become &.
you. WIZ. s-. you e-o terror :o
teachers. Ioa wa.ppe1 .irl, Isrppn~s
-, s.r: lie whipped ae'
These Pug7gEvEs
MS Dexter, did you put mp tiaess
Irez~Fse.
VS., 2l-, iia.tex L gso.f : did"
Q lie task, Aaoa.d say, madam !"
From rrese1. observation l shouId
i3!t- mat i; vas Duch zore Of ta,k
tar re - pu: them up .L2o .:sis .or ycu
% FL. them down.