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TIE nncnEANr LOVER.
RIO News OF I1iwood LincolD, But the
Boys WIN Make IL Warm For Him
When tEo Returns.

RIO News OF Elvood LincolD, But the
Boys WIN Make It Warm For Him
when Ho Returns.
GLEN CovE, l.. L., June Is. Tho boys ofthis
place, who are power in themselves and ter
ror to the recreant lovers whom times gone by
have trihod with the affections Of tho fair
maidons Of tho Cove are slowly stirring
themselves to q righteous Indignation. They
vow that whom Elwood Lincoln comes
back to the house OF his fathers
they will receive him as they think
he deserves to be received. The details Of
that reception are being prepared, and ono
buColiC individual struck tho keynote of the
general idea when ho said that he "knowed n
speckled hen what tried to hatch fourteen
eggs and slipped up on all of them" The
boys anxiously scan the faces in every car
window as q train stops at tho tiny station,
and on their Countenance5 there are express
sions that would indicate to the most casual
observer that Miss Ida Montfort has half a
hundred champions who will mako the lists
unpleasant hereafter for her vagrant knight.
MIR. Lincoln, Elwood's father went to New
York yesterday in order to obtain news OF his
son. He heard that Elwood had called on
Wednesday upon Townsend Cox, Of Now
York, and tried TO borrow money from him,
ITO buy out n newspaper" MIR. Cox said
thhV inc young man scemcu 10 Do w tuNV
time in good health and spirits. Whore
Elwood won't after his call upon Mr.. Cox has
not has not ascertained. Nr. Lincoln
said that IL was his intention, II
he heard that his son was in Wash
ington, to go and bring him back to
Glon Cove. Meanwhile Ida looks aud acts
charmingy, and her frionds are assembling
about her congratulating hor on her narrow
escape. And the strange part of 1t oil is that
Ida looks rather pleased whom she receives
tho congratulations She is puzzled, how.
ever, regarding the wedding presents, whether
to keep or return them.
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cIodntone Wiu Not yisit AmerIcn

LONDON June l5,-Mr, Gladstone replying
to a recent inquiry said that he feared there
was no probability at his age and with his
engagements in England Of his being able to
visit America. In regard to the tone of the
American press with respect to the dynamite
question no said he must excuse himself from
expressing an opinion which would not serve
the public interests, but that he had tho
fullest confidence in the friendly sentiments
of Americans generally toward England.
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VIE dHEATN HpEitANTNsyrvAN1A ROUTE


l. PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE
TO THE NORTH. WEST, AND SOUTHWEST.
noUBLE TRACK SPLENDID SCENERY
STEEL HfsLF EFF&f 1G3 .an
For Plttsburg and the West, Chicago Limited Ex.
Past Line, t'aSp 84o iS.GR m d" With sl6ePps cars from
harrisburg TO GlnGinnatL Western Express i;ao O
Connects daily for Chicago with sleeping Cars
pitsbgLg 70 Snlcagon n Ma MAJ VIZ E1pr@ssi @ LOCO 2 m.
ipg G}F M9shgs,oNg NNb 30 PoT0%A S9GA RAILROAD
For Erie, t GSaShdasGS Roohestar Bsfaio Nagara
lop. M daily, except Saturday, with Palace Cara
iaio. Tfain leaving washington ON Saturday night
viii net run beyond Renoyo ,,,.,,.. ..o.,o
For New York ana the East, s;l5 g; M. 1880 9" MI
nab y. IN. Limited Express Of Pullman Parlor
For Boston Without change, i;4O p. IN. every week
Jersey Cty with boats Of Bro9kyn Annex, afford.
n direct transr Nc to r tHkon I Iee avoiding "ouoo
For philadelghia $40 and io60 A. MI lao Al A
l1l5p. m. Limited Express, 9'4Oa' M daily eS-
i:io' 4, 4;25, $40, 8, 7.i0 10, and ii;Ib p. IN.
on sunday, 04O, 1Oi6Oa. mr. 4, o. 7i4O, 10, and
For Pope's Greek Line $3.50 Il. m. and 4;4o p. IN.
For Annapolis, G5O a m, and l'40 p. IN. daily, cN-
AHAIfWhS' AND ALEXANDRIA, AND
,WASHINGToN mA!LRBoAD. ,,.o- 49,, ,,.o,
II. M, 2.O5, i.25 ., 0:25, 500, and 1880 p. IN.
On Sunday ut 6;;iO, O26, llOb y. m, 500 y. m.
daily, and D n. M daily, except Sunday. . 80 - .
Trains leave Alexandria for Washington, 600 500
10 i0tiO a. m; l. 300 3:23 bilO, 7:O5, and 1O:40
p m. and l2:lO midnight On sunday " 500 and
1O.lO H. m; 7Ob and lO.3O y. IN,
Tickets and Information ut the onice, northeast
| corner ofThirtcenth street and Pennsylvania aNc
uue and at the station, where orders can no lcb for
| and rcsilenccg, CHAS ". PuGH,
| General Manager.
| J.R. WOOD, General Passenger Agent,
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A Forger Arrested.

BALTIMORE, June 15.-WiIliam L. Cook,
hailing from Now York, was arrested in this
city yesterday on a charge of having passed a
forged check for $50 Oh John Wanama5er, of
Philadelphia. He was taken to that city last
night, having waived the formality of u
requisition. Cook passed forged check u
day or two ago to Harburger, clothier of
Baltimore, but its character was discovered
before the goods were delivered. Whom
in tho Church Of tho Strangers, New York, in
his possession.
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al sun1nY Prlre FIrht.

MGNNEAPoLIs, juno ia prize fight for
$3.50 a side took place about forty miles from
this city in Carver county, this morning be.
tween Patsy Mellin, Of Minneapolis, aud
jack Keefe of FhiladelphiN. The fight
lasted ffty-six minutes. Fourteen rounds
were fought, Melin was declared the victor.
Keefe was pretty badly bruised ABOUT the
head and chest.
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souier,s Creditors Wnn Act.

It was stated on good authority last night
that several depositors of Squiers bank held
a meeting last week aud decided to submit
the case to tho grand jury in few days.
The charge will be receiving money under
false pretonses. A well-known lawyer who
statement to u dopositor few days before tho
collapse that his bank was sound i5 sufficient
to base an indictment on. Tho depo5itors
will also ask for tho appointment Of another
rpppiVnr
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81, Matthew's Church,

Tho impressive ceremony of the first
communion took place at st. Matthew's
church yesterday morning, and after veSpers
tho ceremony3of tho renewal of haptiSnal
promises was performed. An address was
given by DIR. Chapelle. followed by formal
renewal of baptismal vows by Master Hubert
Young, whose rendition was excellent. The
boys wore.red sashes and the girls wore white
wells
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Gis,,mboat Vines.

nAIIY LINE no NORFOLK FORTRESS
~ MONROE, AND THE SOUTH.
STEAMERS GEORGE LEAli( and fNCELSIOR.
one of tutsr popular steamers leaves seventh street
wharf daily Sundays excepted az $50 p m; SHtur-
days az a., stopping NJ Plncy Point daily, going and
rcturuiug, and COrniied lIurnor on the Tuesday,
Thursday, uUu saturday trip uuly,
sATU RDAY NlGllf STEAMER RETURNS
MONDAY MORN 40,
Exclusive connection with Boston and Providence
steamers. Connect also with New York and Rich
mond steamers. Norfolk aud Western, Scaboard aud
RomuKo, ocean View, and virginia liench Railroads
Passage and rooms can be secured at Baltimore and
Ohio ticket office, at lith st. and Pa ave, ~ Marc
Hotel pnlkiuhOrns, next To City pOstOilCe, Ogo OF
knoN'E Express Uth NJ. ana Pa. ave, and NJ Com
pnny's OnlCc 7th-st, wharf
KSON'~ EMPRESS Will call for and check bag
pnrr from hotels and private residences.
Freight received daily until . p, IN,
WM. Il. WEIGH, General Agent.
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Brownsville and Matamoras. Guards were
stationed along the river. This action on tho
part Of the state and city authorities was
brought about by tine failure OF tho city OF
Matamoras to strickly enforce tho twenty
days' quarantine against Vera Cruz as agreed
upon. Both Brownsville and Matamoras are
at present heAlty and free from fover.
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,Elremen ThroHyn Erom Thelr Engine

,Firemen Thrown From Their Engine.
JERSEY CITY, Juno 15.-Firo broke out this
afternoon in the store room of tho Dixon
Pencil works on Wayne street. but was
extinguished after slight damage While
responding to the alarm chemical engine No
4 broke down on Coles street, throwing five
firomen in all directions. All escaped with
slight bruises, with the exception of VIM.
Talbert, the driver, who was seriously in
iurp1
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says the past winter has boen the most severe
for frost snow, and gales ever known, and
Arauk Fiord froze deeper and further out
than ever before. After May 4, the weather
was fine and the Fluorino encountered noice
in cofning out
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Grnhrl,rn. @rth.
BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
ms MODEL, FAST LINE AND THE ONLY
LINE BETWEEN TttE FAST An y THE
WEST VIA WASliINGION.
DOUBLE THACKi JANNEY CoUPLERi
STEEL RAILS
SCHEDULE IN EFFECr SUNDAY, JUNE 10,
1881, UNrfL FUNTuER NOTICE.

Leave Washington nom station, corner OF NEW
JERSEY AVENUE AND STREEr-
For Chicago, Cincinnati, Louisville, and ST. Louis
daily at si:OJ IL M, 1919 r. m, lO'lO y. M, win
Through Coaches and Palace sleeping Cars % above
points, without changes lOl5 u. IN daily TO chicago
Fef PlttsbuTs at $50 a. m; and $40 p m. daily;
S:lO y. to plttsburg Cleveland, ana Detroit, win
sloeplng cars to Itts6urg. ..,,, ,o,-
For Toledo and Detroit, via Monrooylllc, ,lOlOa q;
m daily, with sleeper for Toledo, via wheeling ana
Trains ior Philadelphia and New York at s1oa;;
$40 y. m. daily, with ParlOr ana sleeping CARS "V-
For baltimore on week days o, $50, 94o, g $40,
t45minute tran) 4lO, 53O' di5o' Il $40 t4o' and
For baltimore on sundays $50; g., $40, a. m.
For points on the shenandoah Nahey hHirop''
Foe Annapolis, GAO n. m, aud 1910 and 4;4O p
M; on sunday, S;2O IL, ~, I;40 p, m. ., ME,
For way staous between Washington and Bait,
1OlOp. m. onSundays, $50 u M, and l23, 4:io'
7;IO a. M, aud 5:5 p. N. daily, except sunday, 4ib
p. m. daily, for principal stations on MeltopnluAn
Valley Branch, $3.50 IN daily, except snndgy $40
p. m. dny for Frederick, $50 n, M, lOl0 IL m >
For y Haserst6wn 1o!i5 a. M. and 5;35 p. m. daily
trains arrive from the west daily, 600, 100 a. m,
From StW wy YofR * and philadelphia 255. $50 A. M
daily, $40 p. M. daily, except sunday. -
From Annapolis Sll0a m. and LOO and 037 p. M (;
i,t,1 From IGxingto1 $50 a. m. daily and 2h5 p. m
daily, exc pt sunday,
From Frederick and intermediate points S:25 a.
m 2:ib p. M. and S.l2 =, M. daily, except sunday,
81 ? u. nj daily nom Point Of Rocks
Trains leave Baltimore for Washington a. 2, d'lO,
$50, 7.l5 1880 g. p;lO aud lO;iun. m., 1910 200,
d $3.50, o O.2b ESQ, @, and lOlb p MI on sundays
p $40, 7lo, 7;3o S'20 . H. M, ljO' o. oi@0' $780,
All trains from Washington stop nt Relay station,
except 4:3O p m. .
For further Information apply nt the Baltimore
and Ohio Ticket Once, Washington station, 90 and
1901 pCnnsylvAniu avenue corner OF Fourteenth
street. whore orders viii be taken for baggage to DO
Chp pCs ed and rCCpiypl ut uOlut IN the Guy.
w. NJ. CLEMENTS, q. h. LORD,
Nj. of n. baltimore, q. 4, a.
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auarantine at IrownsvIIIe.

BRowNsvmLE, Tex, juno 15.-Quaran-
tine was established at noon to-day between
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n KoPGEh, :, oo5 Thirteenth street N w. botwoou
AuctiOncers.
DUNcANsoN BROS, Ninth and D street,
WALTER n. WILLIAMS. n. W. corner OF Tenth
and strootA '"
THOMAS BOWLING, Pennsylvania av,nus. south
west corner OF Eleventh street.
Awning Makers.
II G. NJ BURTON, asa Ninth street N. W. Recec.
tion CanOples and Decorations for rent In isinS,
OF Awnings, Tents, and Flags made.
g. j., HAIsLETr, s17 Market space.-Awnlnr,
nade aud repaired aud stored during the winter
Banhers and brokers.
II. d. COOKE c CO., 1A2e street N W.
4 BRIGHAM bishop q co, 1881 Fstrset N. W.
Books nnd stationery.
+. MORRISON, sos and so7 d stree.
EAsToN {, ,RUPr, soptheast corner ponn,ylvap,.
avenue and Thirteenth street,
W. II. MORRISON, 476 Pcnnsylvanla avenue NV.
G, A.. WHITAKER 1lO5 Pennsylvania avenue
Carpenters ana builders.
HoLTzc1Aw, mos, 22IIi3, Ohio avenue n. w.
JAMES wEsrERF1ELD.
A. Tenth street y. w.
Carpets, Furniture, &c.
VAST, 2; WILLIAMS 3l7 Seventh street. os,
aud o3i d street, aud 033 Louisiana avenue ''-
j. i. PAGE, l2iO i street Elm n W .oV Is sold oy
Circulating Library.
WILLIAMS, 529 Seventh gtroct n w
--latest aud Best Publications. Una
Clothing.
LONDON AND LIVERPOOL COMPANY. Ga,
ndvL Soa
RoBINsoN, PARKER q co, $40 Seventh .,r.o,,
southeast corner d. See adyt
the ~ INSET SCI STORE. corner Tenth and F sroo.u
Commissioner OF Deeds.
JOHN oISr r E. BEALI, 1sIl F streot N. w.-comml,.
DermatOIogIst.
DR;J SJ r4, XAN DYCK, 90 Srant Place between Ninth
Dry Goods.
HAMILTON. a MILTON. FASTER 3 SONS, 100, POI. and 20,
w. Baltimorost., Baltimore. Wholesale nnd reiaiII
woopwARp Woo y q 30 q LoTHRoP o2l ponnsylvanla,v,-
Engraving.
A. q; ssEDNEY, 400 Pennsylvania avenue N. w.
Express.
ohIGybEHs I1G II SG 25e EXPIRES omco' 4s5 Pa. av
a-LI oL HIh 81, hehr +. Iocnhpne 40. STi-2. '
Furnishing Goods.
n, II. TAYLOR 033 Pennsylvania avenue N. W.
See advL +" w"
THE PALATs ROYAL, llI7 and lI1o Porpsv,.
N4llia avenue ". W. see advt.
Groceries.
JOSEPH +. PAGE, Fine Groceries. has remov,l.,
l2l6 street N w.
ELPHoNzo YoUNGs Ninth street N. W.. u,rs
door TO Hayward 4 Hutchinson. See advt
Medical Attendance.
~, 2. MOORE, NJ. D.. 1924 Pennsylvania avonus
Notary Public.
A. n. KELLY, 413 Tenth street NJ W. Ansrts
0OV u street; telephone "
P"intins-Signs and Houses.
rH1L1r NJ. o'RRYoN 100 ronth street N w
Patent Attorneys.
CHARLES J, aoocMJ ss Cloud Building, Ninth
Prompt and careful personal attention given every
case.
Plumbing.
WARD g CUNNINGHAM. 4ls Eleventh strecs
w. See advL
\ Real Estate.
pREsRREY & GREEN. 52o Seventh street N. w.
, Valuable Building sitos In Best Part OF tho City
w. e. BUREoRD. s0A street ", W.. Le Drols
1 Building.
: JOHN a. PRESCOTT, l410 street NJ w.
. L. NJ SAUNDERS & BRO, I1O3 r street N. W.
uouses ior sale in Every Ptrt nftha IltN.
: Silver Plated nnd Brass signs.
: II. A. wHITEHANp. sOl D ,treot y. W.
stamping Depot.
MRS. MAX wEYL, 7l2 seventh stroot
MRchintsts.
FoRsBERG & MURRAY, 2lO 7th ST. s.w.
. Merchant TallOrS.
II. n. BARR, iii Pennsylvania avenue N. W.
> a. a. sELTZ, AIS Thirteenth street seoadvt-
Trunks and HARNESS..
: JAMES s. ToPHAAt. 1921 Pennsylvania avenue
n. w.
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I1uE v1RoINtA MIDLAND RAILWAY.
TlIE SHORT LINE TO THE SOUTH, SOUTH
WEST, AND WEST.


TILE SHORT LINE TO THE SOUTH, SOUTH
WEST, AND WEST
Schedule in effect MAY II, 1884,
$40 A. M,-Now Orleans Mall, daily, making close
connections TO Hll points south and southwest
Daily, except sunday, with q. d. o. Ry. Pull
man Sleeping Bunett Cars trom New York and
Washington to Atlanta Pullman Sleeping
Cars from Washington and Atlanta 10 New or
bhOP' M.-Loulsvllle Fast Line daily, via Char.
lottesville TO CINCINNATI. Louisville, and all
Western Points Pullman Sleeping Cars wash
ingtou TO Louisville.
1910 y NI-Southern Mall and Express, daily, 10 all
points south and southwest via Dnnvllle and
Charlotte. Daily, except sunday, with q. d q.
Ry. Pullman sleeping Cars from Washington,
via Danville, Churlotte and Atlanta, to New
Orleans; also from Washington, via Charlotte
and Columbia, TO Augusta.
Manassas Division train leaves washington ~ S'lo
u. m. and h3lu T. m. daily, except Sunday.
Warrcnton trains leave Washington at S:Iuh
m. and 5;tO p. IN daily. ,. .. r,,.
ny's Ofllce, Col Pcnnsylyania avenue eT ~ Un,on
III, SLAUGHTER,
General Passenger Agent
SOL. HAAS. Traffic Manager.
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DUNcANsoN BROS, Ninth and streets
WAITER n. WILLIAMS. n. w. corner OF Tenth
and ID streets "
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4 TTNOUNNTS AND MlNENS TNANsPOKTA
" lion Co. for Boston, MasS., via Norfolk.
The Al lruu steamers
ALIEGHANN, Capt William 4. HnllGtti
BEllkSltlRE, Capt, Il, NJ, Huwes;
y, *, MILLER, Capt. solomon nowe1;
From baltimore every MONDAY and THURS.
DAY at3 p, N. From Boston every WEDNESDAY
aud SATURDAY at 3 y, IN.
Fare, including meals aud stRteroom berth, VIA.
Round "Trip, $50. . ..,- .., ,,,,,,.,
The Al Iron steamers
JOHNS HOPKINS, Capt j. > Maroh,lr
WILLIAM CRANE, capt ], q, Taylor;
WILLIAM IAWllEiNCE, Capt. n. A. Hooper,
EVERY FIN 10 DAYS.
Faro, including meals and BtOtorOOm berth, flb.
AuCumHD iHtIuH uu surpassed, second clUHs pnssa
ana children 1l tcWord rates, Through tickets TO hl
points u Guur5N Florida, aud Alabama. For freight
OrpN3sugn apply ~
A i. HUGGlSS, Agt foot Long Dock, Baltimore.
ESANIPSON. Agent 5S Central wharf boston,
ia MGSB, WEST - CO., Agents, Savannah,
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Awning sIolsers.

THOMAS BOWLING, Ponngyivani, ov,nr. .o,,,-
west corner OF Eleventh street. ''''
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LOOK AT LOW FARES.
Fortress Monroe and Norfolk.

FIRST CLASS FARE, 81. ROUND TRIP, s1.5O,
steamer j JANE MOSElEN leaves Washington for
dHy ~ $50 y. M mNking close connection with
steamers tor New York, OCEAN View Virginia Beach
aud an Railroad Lines south
POTOMAC RlNEll LANDINGS Fare 90 cents
StOurrr j, W. TllOMpepN caves Monday, Wedncs.
day, and saturday at 30. G.. w
For Information amply D. General OnicO, G13 10th
street, or 40 c0mpluy's wharf foot Of 9th street
ALrNED WOOD. secretary.
GEO. II. pHILLIpS, -lpurmCudCnL
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AuetIOncers.

II; KoPPEL. COS Thirteenth street ". W., between
II. and % atreetA
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IT, g. NJ BURTON, asa Ninth street ". w. Recep-
ton CAnopies and Occupations for rent All kinds
OF Awnings, Tents and Flags made.
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Carpenters ana Builders.

w. II. MORRISON, 475 Pennsylvania avcnue wv.
G, ~, WHITAKER, 11O5 Pennsylvania avenue
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Carpets, Furniture, &c.

LONDON AND LIVERPOOL COMPANY. Ga,
ndvL - Soa
ROBINSON PARKER q CO 3lo seven,h ,,r...,
southeast corner d. See adyt '~
THE NfIsFIT STORE, corner Tent, 49,, - .....
N. w. Soc udvt. ''i '''u stoeta
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g. ]. uAIsLETr, SIT Market spsce--Awn,nr,
made aud repaIted aud stored Anrlnz tho Nilntnr.
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EASToN q RUPr. southeast corner ponp,vir.r,.
avenue aud Thirteenth street, N
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
Artist TAILOR.

Washington. '''s
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II. d. COOKE g CO., 1d2e r street ~ w.
T. BRIGHAM bishop q Co, 1881 strsot N. W.
Books and Htntionary
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-02-16

"Weu, he 'geht up to Bridge port shooting this morning and"
 "And he had an accident Hold up a minute, and I'll be down"
 No, he's slI right; but he got six ty-two dacks-eighteen of lem maIlards. l thought you might ljke to ear it."
 And@lhe joker hung on to the muzzle of his gun and laughed like a hyena digging up a fat bullock.
 ''l say" came down from the 9xasperated 1d D., "that's jol- ly good joke. - friend. Won't you take soma,hing?"
 'What?" saiI the surprised humorist, pauaing for breath.
 N ny, take something. rake this"
 And before the disgusted fun ny man could withdraw his mouth, a hastily compounded mixture of ink, ipecac and assa- f@dita squirted from the pipe, and deluged him from head to foot, about a pint monopolizing his shirt front aud collar.
 And while he danced and fr4nticaly sponged himself off with his haDdkerchief, swearing like pirate in the last act, he could hear q voice from above sweetly murmur:
 'Have some more? No? Well, goodnight, Come again soon, you funny dog, you. By-by."- Philadelphia News.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-02-16

sI3 other no "s ss .1-ateG member of the Owl Club was steering through the fog which often hangs over the city at 8 A. M., he passed house in Mission street where resided we'll known physician. The vestibule of this residence was open, and on it's side the dim rays of the moon. struggling through the gloom produced by the efforts of the city gas company, disclosed the mouth of an acoustic tube, underneath which was the inA scriptiOn: Whistle for Dr. Potts."
 Not wishing to be disobIig;ng about so small a matter, the Owl stumbled up the steps, and, steadying himself against the wall, blew into the pipe with all the strength of his lungs.
 The physician, who was awak- ened by the resultant whistle near his head, arose, and, after wondering at the singular odor of whisky in the room, groped to the tube and shouted:
 "Well?"
 "Glad to know you're we'll" was the reply, "but being doc tor, s'pose you can keep well on cost price, can't you"
 "What do you want?" said the man of pills, not caring to joke in the airy nothing of his night shirt.
 "Well," said the party at the other end of the tube, after a few moments meditation "oh! by the way, are you young Potts or old Potts?"
 ''I am Dr. Potts; there is no young Potts"
 "Not dead, I hope?"
 "There never was any. I have no son."
 "Then you are young Potts and old Potts too. Dear, dear, how singuIarp
 "What do you want?" snapped the doctor, who was beginning to feel as if his legs were a pair of elongated icicles.
 "You know old Mrs. Peavine, who lives in the next block?"
 "Yes. Is she sick? Whats the matter?"
 "Do you know her nephew, too young Briggs?"
 "Yss; well?"
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-02-16

and pillowcase uniform, and when his enemies surrounded him he shouted, Gimme liberty or gimme death.' and ran away,
 "Which did they give him?' asked Willie.
 "Which? Why he got lem both."
 "And Eli, he was great pro- fit, wasn't he, ma?" continued Willie, as he scanned the pages of history.
 "No, Eli was not promphet. He was a lecturer. He lectured in our church once. But Eli was a nickname. His right name was Eliar-Eliar Perkins. wasn't it husband?"
 ''But say, ma, how did you learn so much about hIstOryw asked willie, closing the hooks.
 "I learned it at school" said Mrs. Jones, with an oblique glance at MT. Jones, who was listening as grave as statue. ''I had superior advantages, and I paid attention and remembered what heard"
 "And I say, ma, who was Hor- ace?"
 Then she listened with pride and approval while MT. Jones informed his son that Horace was the editor of the Tribune and a rare work on farming, and the peoples cholce for a President, and only composed Latin verses to pass sway the time and amuse himseIf.-Detroit Post.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-02-16


 aud t ,.o .o. .-an.e ygu. hgi .a-E. are times when we are all liable to be too rash. If 1 stolen the mule my guilt would oppress me until 1 would beg to be put out of the world in the most summary way"
 "lhe mule was found in your possession," sad the leader of the mob.
 "Very true, my dear. sir"
 "Did he jump into your lot?"
 "No sir; I conducted him to the confines of my premises"
 "Did you buy the animal?"
 'No sir"
 "Did you trade for him?"
 "I did not"
 "rhen who stole him? Lei down the rope boys"
 "Gentleman, I hope you will give me a chance to explain. The mule in question was the property of our distinguished fellow-citizen, Major Rugles- berry. Some time ago the Major and I exchanged a few words of an uncOmplimentary nature. l intimated that the Majors blood would be highly satisfactory to me, and the Major said that my gore would please him nightly. Well, we separated, thoroughly agreeding with each other. The next day the Major and l met. 1 got what is vulgarly called the drop on him, and relieved him of the top of his head. He was riding a mule at the time, and when he fell off 1 saw that he no longer had any practical use for the animal, SC 1 took charge of him. Now, if l had diSmOunted in the way he did. I should have interposed no objection to the Majors taking my horse"
 "I hope sir, that you will ex- cuse us," replied the leader, of the mob. "We thought tn at you stole the mule. Your ex- planation is most satisfactory, and I hope you'll excuse Us. Let us all take d drink"
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-02-16

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