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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24
HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN & co.'s
NEW BOOKS.
A ROMAN SINGER.

A Novel. By f. MARION CRAWFORD, author of
''Mr. Isaacs, !" ''Dr, Claudius' and ITO Leeward'
vol. 16 mo, slips.
"Of all Mr.. Crawford's works the most idterest-
ing, captivating, anu mastery is "A Roman Sing
er.'''-Ihe Week (Toronto).
Marvellous for its freshness, vivacity, and vivid
portrayal of Italian fe the best work and the high
est fight of fancy Mr.. Crawford has yet reached"
Providence Journal.
GOVERNMENT REVENUE.
Especially the American System: An argument for
Industrial Freedom against the Fallacies of Free
Trade By ELIAS II. ROBERTS. vol. limo, $150.
For four years Mr.. Roberts was a member of the
Committee of Ways and Means in Congress. and
studied the whole subject of Government Revenue
thoroughly. 1t is believed that his treatment of it
in this book is so full, so able and fair minded
that it will not only form a very important aid to
understanding the Tariff question now presented
to the country for consideration but will be stand
ard work on the subject.
IAN important contribution to economic science.
The argument in favor of protection has not been
presented in dogmatc way, as logical and neces-
sary deduction from ingenious theories assumed by
book-writers to be of universal application The
conclusions have been based upon the actual expe-
rience of nations and especially of the American
people."-N. Y Tribune.
ga series of admirably compact and convincing
essays the effect of protective system in devei
oping the productiveness, wealth, and power of a
nation: 1t takes high moral, political and social
ground. Troy IN. " Times.
"Elucidating and vindicating with great clearness
and power the American system of Ievying tariff
imports for the protection, stimulation and de-
yelopment of our industrial and productive resourc
es, wealth, and prosperity as a nation Chicago
Journal.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24
BUY CLOTHING
OF
The Manufacturers

Our line Of Fine Ready.lnade Clothing for
Spring and Summer wear is now most com
plete. In addition to having manufactured
this stock in most thorough manner, we
would say that the prices attached are the
lowest consistent with first-cIasS goods.
An examination of Our Fine Spring Over
sacks, Suits and PantalOOns we now have in
Stock is solicited.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24
CITY ADvERTIsERrENTs.
CITY OF PORTLAND.
RRoPO9 Ais

SEALED PROPOSALS for furnishing all materi-
~ ais and constructing Brick Engine House and
LOCK Up on Peaks Island, will be received until
fTloay, the Both inst, at o'clock p M, at tn e
once Of me City Clerk, City Building, where plans
and specifications may be seen
Proposals should be addressed to the Committee
on Public Buildings. " '-'0
me committee reserve the right to reject any or
my2Sdlw Committee on Public Buildings.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24
AIT HOMIE IN ETALY.

BYE. D. R. BLANCHARD. 16mo, S1.25.
charming book giving the experiences and OBJ
servstions of an American lady who has lived in
Italy for many years. AS book of travel and de-
scripton it will please many, while the authors It
allan life lends much practical value to its sugges-
tions for those who wish to reside temporarily in
Italy.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

CIT HALL,
and the Ara Exhibition in the rooms Of the So
cIety OF Art, ON Congress Street.
Monday Evening, june 3-The Fair will be
and other military bodies. Gen. Chamberlain. Ex-
Gov Conner and others viii be present.
PROGRAMME OF ENTERTAINMENTS.
Tuesday Evening, June 3-Drill by young
ladies', under the charge of Miss Mildred G. Greene
and tableaux under the charge of of Messrs Motley
and Sawyer, and the committee Of ladies from Bos-
worth Relief Corps.
Wednesday Evening, June A. Young Mis-
followed by tableaux.
with singing by the Weber Club and others and in
teresting tableaux.
Friday Evening, June 5-Dnll by the High
School Cadets, and tableaux.
Saturday Afternoon, June . = (Children's
and other novelties. The programme for Saturday
Evening will be announced the Friday preceding,
Chandler's Band will furnish music through tho
week.
Refreshments viii be for sale in Reception Han
Admission during the first five days of the Fair
as follows:
To City Hall 95c, or 8 Tickets for S1.OO.
TO Art Gallery. Same Rates.
Special rate Of admission to be announced hereaf-
ter, will be made for Saturday June T. the closing
day.
Excursion rates on all railroad and steamboat
lines will be made to accommodate persons from out
otthe city desiring to sttend. my24dtd
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

Cuticura, the great Skin Cure, instantly allays
Itching and Inflammation, clears the Skin and
Scalp heals Ulcers and Sores and restores the Hair
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

Cnticura Soap, an exquisite Skin Beautiier
and Toilet Requisite, prepared from CUTIcURA, is
mors Skin Blemishes, Rough, Chapped, OF Oily
Skin.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

Cuticurn Remedies are absolutely pure and
the only real Blood Purifiers and Skin Beautihers,
free from mercury, arsenic lead, zinc, any other
mineral or vegetable poison whatsoever.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

Eczema of the palms of the HANDS and Of the
ends of the fingers, very difficult to treat and usual
and salt rheum the ears, nose, and sides of the
face.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

GAIT RHEUM or Eczema Psoriasis, Scald Head,
~ Infantile or Birth Humors, and every form of
Itching Scaly, Pimply, Scrofulous, Inherited Con-
tagious, and Copper Colored Diseases of the Blood
SKIN and Scalp, with Loss of Hair, are positively
cured by the CUTICURA REMEDIES.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

Two over Jealous and excited gentlemen from
Lewiston, aided and abetted by sore, baked, and
disappointed furniture concern in Portland, have
put their heads together to do little advertising
for US at their own expense. We are obliged to the
nh
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-24

SCALED Heads with loss of hair with out num-
Der, heads covered with dandruff and scaly serup-
tons, especially of children and infants many of
which since birth had been mass of scabs;
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04
A PROMISE OF REFORM,
which, 1t IL to be Hoped, the Old
Man will Keen.

Joseph Kelly, tall, old gray haired man,
CT intelligent appearance, was behind the
bars again at the Police Court this morning at.
tired In an ancient.looking linen duster frayed
out at the tail. He was charged with being a
vagrBnt and common drunkard. He proved
that no had 81 900 TO his credit In the bank,
but the Court told him that a man with bank
account could be convicted under the va
grancy law II he made a common drunkard OF
himself.
Kelly has learned wisdom by his expo
Renee, and did not ask 10 be let on entirely
but asked for light sentence, promising "a
reform,
solve me fifteen days this time" pleaded
the old man.
"No," said His Honor.
swell, thirty" said the supplicant.
"No, you Will have TO take the full term
three months" was the answer.
The gray-haired drunkard made another
eloquent appeal, and this time he touched the
Judges heart, who let him of with thlRb5
days. ssp
Keily's faco frightened up, and .assRs made
his way to the dock he was heAe0fo say; "Pl
swear Off this time, sure:sss
oHILDREN's Essss'rsdlts at A. saks Co.'s.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04
The Virqinia Midland Railway.

THE TRUNK line no THE SOUTH
SOUTHWEST AND WEST.
Schedule In effect NOVEMBER IS, 1888.
1886 A. M.-NEW ORLEANS MAIL daily, max
ing close connections TO all points South ane
Southwest. (Dally except sunday with q. & o
Railway. Pullman Sleeping Buffet cars from
New York and Washington to Atlanta Pull
man Sleeping Cars from Washington and At
lanta &c New Orleans.
$40 p. M.-LoUIsYILLE FAST LINE. Daily
via Charlottesville TO Cincinnati Louisville
and all Western points, Pullman Sleeping Oars
from Warrington TO Louisville.
l040 p. M.-SOU1HERNM MAIL AND EXPRESS,
Daily TO all points South and Southwest via
DanVille and Charlotte. DAILY except sunday
with q, q o. Railway. Pullman Sleeping Cars
trom Washington via Danyille, Charlotte and
Atlanta to New Orleans, also, from Washing
ton via Charlotte and Columbia to Augusta.
Manassas Division tratn leaves Washington ut
S:35 q, m. daily except Sunday.
Warrenton trains leave Washington at s:35 a. m.
and $40 p, m. daily.
For tlckets and Information inquire At Conn.,
papy's Office, Col PennR. ave. or ct Union Depot
M. SLAUGHTER, N. MACDANlEL,
Gen. Pass. Agent, Agent
SOL HASS. Traffic Manager.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04

The following comprises the ailments and dis
eases which am prepared 10 treat and TO cure,
Consumption, Brighrs Disease, Pneumonia, all
Kidney and Liver Complaints Paralysis, Rheu.
NATHAN, Gout, Catarrh Asthma, Bronchitis and
all affections of the mucous membranes. Dyspep.
ala ana all gastric annoyances Nervousness and
Nervous Debility, whether hereditary or superln-
duced by excuses, Heart Disease all spinal Afiec-
toRs, Urinary Complaints, Epileptic Fits, Spasms,
St. Vitus' Dance, Prolapsus Uteri, Varicose Veins.
scrofua, ExZema. Piles, all diseases OF women
md children, Anchylo White Swelling, Goltre,
Bilious Fever, Fevre and Ague and Intermittent
Fever, Deafness, Weak and Sore Eyes and all
malarial Disturbances OF the system.
am also prepaSed 70 successfully treat those
afflicted with theHlcoholic habit and to destroy
the appetite for liquor and to effect cure OF all
those diseases Of special, peculiar and DANGER
Att my office have letters. Recommendations
and nfildAvits from hundreds OF Patients OF Ma
tional and local standing throughout ali sections
of the country to substantive my claims TO pub-
lie recognition as asuccessful healer In every fea
ture OF dist ase of which claim TO conquer.
stand upon the basis which scores OF the besi
people OF W ashipgIUn whom have successfully
treated furnished me. and whose recommends
lions are in my hands apd ut my parlors.
P.S.-Assistcd by regular graduates OF medicine
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04
BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD
THE MODEL FAST LINE AND THE OIL. lY
LINE BETWEEN


THE MODEL FAST "a y, LINE AND THE OILY
IhE EASI AND THE WEST,
no,,p,r VIA WASHINGTON.
Doobbh iha nGa,tl JhNNEY COUPLER
S.hoar,o 30 ,.,,a iEEL oMhAehILsi n,o,,
SJ ~ isll W 'ake enect SUNDAY, NOVEMBER
~ Ioa a9,o' xp..,t,u,o. ,...-. ..,- -
rarsa, , s SV ~ ~ ON staton corner OF new
Jst 1sy Menus ana street by Eastern Standard
vi t .0rii 1, M ~ , eI .iihe,
All, az LouisViie ana ~ Louis
,hrcy, 90 "a, NJ, ioio a. NJ, iol0 4. M, with
ah,,,s oins ,,Y,h anu raee Sieeping cars 70
ap1o1 pos, Snhh8e iolo a. NJ daily 10
Isor III, ,s,D Sh'utony; \, 49,, =,
mi; oU 9 {, W. W l Sicvehhu ana De-
'r2 2 VIII Moin See ep g Sars 70 Pittsnurgh.
r d dVheuo unu sDetIot, wa rMonroeyllle l0i5
in. nd ~ Inia ior ioieuo'V VIA Wheei-
inR niu LIKE . ,, hIie ~ y. 49,, Az, - 80
3 M o 1niiy except sunaay aoo r NJ and 1920
nlunny Win iarlor ana sleeping Car attached.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04
CRITIC, WASHINGTON, D. O., FRIDAY
THE EVENING CRITIC.
EsTApLisHED AuausT Ises.
WEATHER INDICATIONS.

The special bulletin issued from the Signal
ONCE to-day says:
on Saturday cool, fair weather is indie e
ted Tor tho Middle Atlantic States.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04
FANCY GOODS.
7l9 719
OPENING
NEW DEPARTMENT!
Black Goods!
Black and White Goods!
White Goods f!

Having added Black Dress Goods Department
we will exhibit ON THURSDAY. Sd of April, all
the Novelties In Black Black and White and
White Dress Goods, as well as full lines ofthe fol-
lowing standard and wel-known goods
Black eros Grain Silks from the best looms
Black Satin Luxor, Rhadames, Surah, RadzImlr
and Armure Silks.
Black Twisted SILK Hernanies and Grenadines
Black Brocade Silks and Grenadines, new de-
signs.
Black Velvet Grenadines. choice Patterns.
Black Crepe de Chine, Canton Crepe.
Black Louisine.
Black surah silk, Jersey wea re. entirely new.
Black and White Figured Pongees Summer
Silks, In Stripes and checks.
Black and White Figured French Lawns, Satines
and BRtiste.
Iupin's weii.known Black Goods, Cashmere',
Drap d Etc, Drap dAlma, Henrietta Cloths,
Nuns Veillpgs, Carmelite, Albatross aud
SergeB.
Cortauld's Best English Grape, In folds and on
rolls.
Pure White Linen Lawns, India Linens, Persian
Lawns, MasalIa, Plain and checked NainsJolS,
Corded Piques, Plain and Striped Victoria
Lawns, Dimity and many other new aud de-
sirable Goods, selected with great care, and
will be offered at low prices.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-04-04
RAILROADS.
THE GREAT
PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE.
I'm uuI, NnI,nI .rt.,,ur Al, ..1....u.....-.--

VIE GREAT
PENNSYLVANIA ROUTE.
TO THE NORTH, WEST AND SOUTHWEST.
DOUBLE TRACK. SPLENDID SCENERY.
STEEL RAILS AqNIFICENTE EQUIPMENT
TRAINS LlcAyE wxsHfNaTtoNss, nom ss Station
corner of Sixth and u Streets as follows:
For v pittsburgh and o the West, Chicago Limited
Sleeping Cars from Harrisburg to Cincinnati;
Western Express, 74O, p NJ daily. with Palace
cago via Columbus and O., ST. L. 4 p II r. III H.,
With Sleeping Car from Pittsburgh TO Chicago;
Mall Express, 10 p NJ. daily fer Pitt burgh aud
the West with Palace Sleeping Car ON w ,h.
ington to Chicago.
BALTIMORE q POTOMAC RAILRoA
ara h al o % SSY Rochester BgSlo dag
Palace Cars from Washington to Rochesierw ana
lpgton ON Saturday night will not run beyond
r dsRS ssq HTif su mSysn and Elmra at
For New York and the East, S.i5A. NJ. 1870 A.
4OS, 1000 and Ills r NJ Limited Exp suns" u
Pullman Parlor Cars o.4O A. NJ. daily EXCEPT
For oh Boston without change, lao p. NJ every
atJeIs.y City with boats Of BroofIyn Annex,
atlordlng direct transfer to Fulton street, avoid
For Philadelphla, sl5 and 1850 A. NJ, i.lo, 400,
1000 and ill5 r. NJ; on Sunday, at 400 1000 ana
except Sunday. '
For baltimore, Co. SIS, $40, 1000. $50 A. NJ, and
lao, 400, i25, 40 $50 740 1000 and Lis P M I;
on sunday 30 1850 A. NJ, 400, $50, Z4O, 1000
For Pope's creek Line, $50 A. M. and 44Op.M.
daily, except Sunday.
For ANNAPOLIS, $50 A. NJ. and 40 p. NJ. daily,
cept Sunday.
ALEXANDRIA, q FREDERICKSBURG RAD.
WAY AND ALEXANDRIA & WASHING
TON RAILROAD.
For Alexandra, 6.S5, 40. 1926, HOS and H. IS A
M.,A05, 125, 8, G25, sos and lbs p. NJ. On sun
day at G.35, 9.25, HOS A. NJ, sos Z. M.
For Richmond and the South, 6.35 and II. O5 A. NJ
-, daily, and T.. M. daily, except Sunday.
Trains leave Alexandria for Washington, sos,
1910 I. NJ. and Y: 10 midnight On Sunday at sos
and 1910 A. NJ, 7.05 and 1910 p. NJ
Tickets and Information at the Office, northeast
corner OF Thirteenth street and Pennsyl vania we
nue. and ut the station where orders can be left for
the checking Of baggage to destination from hotels
and residences.
]. II. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent
CHAS. f. PUGH. General Manager.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

lN some of the mining counties, anu es-
pecially in Hinsiale county, the Democrats
are making an issue of the fact that the con-
mines is about to expire, and that the coming
session of the State legislature will have the
question of continuing the prohibition for
another ten years or more under their con-
sideration This idea of relieving the mines
and mine owners from all participation in
the payment of the expenses of the State
govcrumen, may he n good one for mining
counties and mine owners, but for farmers
and stockmen to be compelled to bear the
whole burden is a thing which they will not
tamcly submit to. We have this question
directly thrust upon us here IN Delta county,
in this election, by the candidature to the
office of Representative from this district of
Mr.. Wilson, the Democratic nomince, who is
himself mining man, and from mining
county he is first pledged to give his
support, on the one hand, and Mr.. James w.
Bucklin, of Grand Junction, a resident of an
agricultural county, and man who will rep.
resent the interests Of the agriculturists and
stockmcD as well as the mining intcrests---a
man who will use his best endeavors TO the
effect Tint all of the other business now being
carried ON in this State shall not he crippled
and cngulphcd in taxation for the sole bene.
iit Of the mining interests.
Farmers, .stockmen and business men Of
the reservation, look to this point before you
east your vote, and then decide who you want
to represent you In the next Legislature.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05
Notice for Fertilization.
LAND OFFICE At GuNNisoN. Co
SN.,splN.,r M 1ss

LAND OFFICE At GrNSisoS. Colo
October 10 1881. !
Notice is hereby given that the following named
settler has filed notice of his intention 10 make
final proof in support of his claim. and that said
proof will be made before A. II. King. county
Judge. at Delta, Colorado. on Novemher y lSst viz
lc~lcr Gill u, $. No. ISL Ute Series. for the
sls OF ne,4 sec, is, and sis Of nwi. see u, town.
Ia south, range g5 west 9TH principal meridian.
continuous residence upon. and cultivation Of
said land, viz: W. o. stephens. Henry Fadely
Thomas Grifith and w. l., Marcy. all OF Delta.
Colo. JOHN ]. THOMAS, Register,
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

DEMOCRATS. are you going to allow the
interests of this county to suffer for want of
proper legislation because the man who will
attend to these wants happens to be a Repnb-
lcun2 Arc not your interests In this matter
the same MS the interests Of the Republicans.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05
Notice for rubl,cn.ion.
LAND OFFICE At GuNNisoN, G

LAND OFFICE AT GCNNlsoS, COl.o, =
September ~, lSSt.
Notice Is hereby given that the following named
settler has filed notice of his intention to make
final proof In support of his claim, and that said
proof will he made before A. Il. King, county
Judge at Delta, Colo. on November I, tSSt. viz.
Henry Fatcly, d. $. lll, Ute Series, for the lots ,
and !, see. Is, town. II south, range ~ west sci
nc,l and lots and . see. l3 town, 10 south, range
96 west Of the 9o principal meridian.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation OF.
said land, via. Wo. stephens, NJ. U. vRNslNSen-
ter. Geo. W. Moody and Il. II. McGnnahsn, all Of
Delta, Colo JOHN J. THOMAS, Relixtcr.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

vorE for VIM Mnther for Commissioner.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

PIrKlN COUNTY is supporting Wilson be.
cause he is "a Pitkin county mining man, and
the Reservation will support Bnckiin he.
cause he Is a Reservation man. Is Pitkin
county greater thnn the three counties com-
prisiug the Reservation. Election day will
icll.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05
Republican Legislative Ticket.
For Representative,
JAMES w. BuCKLIN.
Republican state Ticket.

For Governor,
BENJAMIN II. EATON.
For Lieutenant-G Governor,
PETER BREEN.
Fer Congress,
GEORGE G. sYMES.
For Secretary of State,
MELVIN EDWARDS.
For State Treasurer,
GEORGE Il. SWALLOW.
For Attorney General.
THEODORE II. THOMAS.
For Auditor of State,
ii. A. SPRuANCE.
For Superintendent OF Public Instruction,
l.. :. CORNELL.
Regents State University Full Term,
Il. W. WOODBURY..
CLISToS VI. TYLER.
Regcn, State University Vacancy,
j. c. sHATTuCK.
For Presidential Electors,
i. +. OSBISTON,
Il. +. CRowELL,
+. c. GouDY.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

THE Republican pnrty of this legislative
district conceded to the Reservation the right
to be represented in the Legislature of this
State, by selecting Mr.. Bucklin, of Grand
Junction, as their candidate. II now de-
wolves upon the Reservation to elect him.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

Mr.. STEVENSON, our State Senator, from
.Gunnison county, will look after the mining
interests Of this district. The agricultural
interests are entitled to n representation also,
and Mr.. Bncklin will represent them.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

RIPARIAN rights interest the people of the
Reservation above any other local question,
and we want man in the Legislature in sym.
pathy with us. s
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

To b--adcs with the Senatorial question !
We want man in the legislature to fix up
the water and stock laws.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

Don't fan TO east your ballot for William
Mathor for County Commissioner, II you
wish for an economical administration of the
affairs of the county.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05
Republican County Ticket.

For Commissioner No. /.
WILLIAM MATHEEs.
Prceinet No, /.
For Justice of the Peace,
JOHN c. CHAPMAN.
For Constable,
HENRY HAMMOND.
Far Road ovcrscer-D.s,riet No. /,
X. X. THOMAS.
For Road overscer-pistrici No. q,
Il. c. HUTCHINSON,
For Road ovcrsscr District No. :,
K. i. DILLON.
Precinct No. 2.
For Justice Of the Pcace-Long Term,
AMOS REYNOLDS.
For Justice of the Pcacc--Shor. Term,
Delta chief., 1884-11-05
Republican National Ticket.
For President,

For President,
JAMES G. BLAINE, Of Maine.
For Vice President,
JOHN A. LOGAN, of Illinois.
Delta chief., 1884-11-05

For Consiable-LoncT Term,
II. a. METCALF.
For ConStablc--short Term,
JAY r. SMITH.
For Road ovcrscer--Dis,ric, No. 4.
Go. ROGERS.
Prceinct No. I.
For Justice Of the Peace,
AMAsA FEATHERS.
For Constable,
JESSE HART.
For Road oversccr No. 2.
GEORGE Fo6G.
Preeinef No. s.
For Justice of the Peace,
SAMUEL WADE.
For Constable,
GEORGE W. WADE.
For Road Ovcrsccr--District No. 3.
IsIIAM STEPHENS.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1884-02-16
Dot Boy Ov Mine.

l kin saw you, you SHY leedle raskel,
A beekin' ad me drough dot chair;
Come here rigid away now ind kiss me,
You dougd don'd know you vas dere.
You all der dime hide from your fader,
Und subbose he can't saw nit his
eyes.
You vas goin' TO foel mech, Fritzey !?
Und give me grade big surprise!
Dot boy vOs rekular mongkey--
Dere vas nothing so high he don't
Climb
IND his mudder she says dot his drous-
Wants new bosoms in dem al der
dime.
He vas schmard, dough, dot same lee
die feller,
Und sings all der vile like a lark,
From Venice he gids up in der mOrnin'
Dill We drofe him to bed after dark
He's der busiest Won in der family,
Und i bed you de louder he sings
He vhas raisin' der dickens nit some
Won
He vas up do all manner of dings.
He vas beekin' away dot young raskel,
Drough der shair- Molly IIosesl volts
dot?
Dot 'son-of-a-gun' NIT a sceesors
Is cut off der tail Of der cat.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1884-02-16

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