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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-12-19
The Two AStOPS.

The original John Jacob Aston, says
a correspondent of The Boston Herald,
may have had, at some time or an
other, a carriage, but L never heard
that he did. 1t would have been con-
trary to the habit of his life to spend
dollar for personal comfort or ease,
ment of any kind of luxury would
have been waste so grievous as to
cause tears of bitter regret to flow
down his brazen cheek. Now, mind
you, the present, John Jacob Aston is
a very nice man. There is nothing
special about him, one way or another,
except his wealth. l don't mean to
imply that he leads in any sense
shoddy life. On the contrary, his en-
tire course is that of plain, practical,
methodical man of business, devoted
to the accumulation of sheckels, and
much more interested in a phase of
social prosperity which would warrant
his raising the rents of his vast estab-
lishments or 10 per cent, than in any
possible improvements in the condi-
ton of the race, or any great problem,
financial or political The contrast,
nevertheless, between the John Jacob
Aston of to-day and the John Jacob
Astor who peddled knickknacks about
Beaver, Wall, and William streets is
so tremendous that mere word-paint-
ing could presume TO present its pict-
ure. The one lived in howell, the other
in a palace. The one fed on crusts,
the other on the best the market af-
fords. The one was looked upon with
suspicion, as a misery old grub; the
other is regarded as the great land
lord of the day, intent, to be sure.
upon making and saving money.
everywhere respected as one who
keeps his word and cares for the pro-
lection of his property. The one ut
terly unfamiliar with the inside of a
comfortable dwelling, the other accus-
toned from his earliest days to social
courtesies in what are called our best
families. Tho one probably never
saw festive dance in all his life; the
other is conspicuous for his attendance
Mt the society balls and festive devel-
opments of the season. The one
walked through the streets with II
heavy pack upon his back; the other
lumberly Tolls along Broadway, con-
scious of his position and proud of his
wealth, or else trundles downtown
in heavy family coach, drawn by the
most respectable span of horses in the
province. Oh. yes, it is great
change, vast distinction, and, very
was the thought suggested by
the appearance of the latter-day
Astor.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-12-19
Claws Farewell to the Senate.

Henry Clay's farewell to the senate,
on the 31st of March, 1912, attracted a
large crowd, and every available place
was occupied, the ladies having not
only filled their gallery, but invaded
the floor. When Mr.. Clay rose, be-
tween and 2o'clock, to make his fare
well speech IN chamber which he had
entered nearly thirty-six years before,
all eyes were upon him. Senators OF
all parties took their seats and gave
the most respectful attention. Mem
bers from the house flocked in and oc-
cupied the privileged seats round about
the chamber. Then came the address,
for it was more of an address than a
speech, the report of which was only
the body of beautiful Grafton without
the soul. The picture presented in
such congregation of people was not
only fair enough and perfect enough
in all its proportions to charm the eye,
but it was scene which might have
given, either in the sympathy created
or in the pride excited, feeling but,
little less than one inspired.
The ladies, who were all hope and
buoyancy moment before, were now
like Niobe, all tears" Mr.. Clay, in
speaking of himself, of his friends, OF
the noble state of Kentucky, where he
had been received as a son forty-hye
years before, was himself quite I'M
manned. Others were much more at
fected, ard many of the oldest sena-
tors were in tears many times while
Mr.. Clay was speaking. he retired
from the storm and turmoil of public
life to the bosom of his family, in the
state which he loved and which had
honored him for nearly forty years.
To leave the councils of the nation for
ones own altar and home, was next
to leaving this word itself, in the
hope of enjoying another brighter and
better, a consummation which almost
every public man might covet. The
widest ambition of Mr.. Clays case
must have been fully satiated. lie had
been at the head of a great and trl-
umphant party. He had shared It's
confidence in prosperity and adversely.
He had admiration such as has
rarely been given to any man IN any
age. His friends were legion, and
they chung to him to the last with all
the tenacity of holy affection. de
left the state with a reputation for
craftsmanship, for patriotism and for
eloquence which any man might covet.
He left public life, too, at peace with
all mankind, and with conscience
void of offense. In his retirement he
carried with him the best wishes oil
all men. There he could have no foes,
and those who had been foremost to
denounce were among the first to
speak his praises. The last act of Mr.,
Clay was to present the credentials OF
Mr.. Crittenden, whom he spoke OF IN
the most exalted terms, and to whose
hands he expressed a willingness to
weld the interests of his state and
country. The senate adjourned as
soon as Mr.. Crittenden had taken his
seat, though the hour was early. Inc
crowd scattered, and the late senator
from Kentucky was surrounded by
hosts of friends. Perley Poore, sn
Boston Budget.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-12-19
For the Cook.

Restaurant propretors are not al
ways bad masters. "HereT called a
man, making an impatient gesture
which quickly brought the negro
waiter. "This is the worst piece of
beefsteak 1 ever saw"
"Whut's de matter wild it, bossP
Amt it healthyp"
Healthy why, it was fed on the
Banting system-all muscle and no
fat. Can't you bring me better
piecep"
mo, sab, dat's de bes' we's got"
81 saw boy go through here Just
now with the finest kind of steak"
"Yas, sab, but dat was fur de cook.
"For the cookp"
"Yas. sab. Yves sorter behind wild
de cooks wages, sab, an we haster
feed him well ter keep him rum
lcabin' us in de lurch. Come round
some time when we'se squar wild de
an Wen feed yer IN great
Shape. sab. "-Arkansav TraUeler.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-12-19
The Prince of Wales as a Spectator.

The Prince of Wales is about to fig
ure as real estate speculator on an
extensive scale. AS inheritor of the
Duchy of Cornwall, among other
property he is actually owner of 100
acres of valuable building land at
Roche, on the north coast of Cornwall,
directly facing the sea. He now pro-
poses to lay out the property in build
ing lots, and as Padstow, Immediately
opposite Roche, has been for years a
favorite fashionable summer seaside
resort, the proximity of Roche will
add to the popularity of the holiday
center. The Princes land will be sure
to bring big prices, will be built upon
by rich and fashionable people, and
the sale should do something toward
putting money into Wales pocket,
thus enabling him to pay ., portion of
his enormous debts.-Boston AdUer-
tiser.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-12-19
The COlonefs Maxim,

Col. Bumgar1ner stumbled into a
party of gentlemen who were discuss
ing old maxims.
"Zat's my han, too" said Bum; 81
allus (hic) sticks to my fav'rite max
imp
(which one is that, BUMP"
.'Yit's never put (hic) off till to-
morrow whacher kin co-hoo to-day "
"Well. what are you going to DO
nowp'
az m go-ho ta@ - s'::.r drink f
you'll set EN- II AZ
Which was V -. DONE
Georgia Cracker
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-12-19

|od!'' she
|, behold
lied May
p, if you b
pronounce
|ArkdnSao
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
truth and depth Of devotion which in

q truth and depth of devotion which in
the future shall ever prevent any other
love from rising to the surface; do you
think that in after years, when your
ambition has elevated you to the height
OF long looked for eminence, that your
love will be strong enough to keep pace
with your advancement, and lift my
chilk step by step as you yourself are
lifted?'
lido" solemnly said the young man,
inclining his head in reverence.
"My daughter is loving but not am
bilious. In her life affection will be
everything. VIII you ever speak cross
TO her?"
Never"
"What assurance have I?'
This, sir!'' and the young man drew
bottle from his side pocket,
What have we here? Kentucky?n
Kentucky
"Ah," said the Colonel, as be threw
out chew Of tobacco, and took the bot
tie. Here's looking at you!n
Drink hearty" the young man re-
| piled, and taking the bottle he held il
up, and added: Here's to the hair of
your head"
The marriage was solemnly cele-
brated. and the young man. who is q
horse doctor, has begun to ascend the
ladder of ambition. "--.ArkansaaO lrav-
| eier,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Can have q few .'ordS with You,
sir?" asked Young Arthur Greggle. en-
tering a richly caEpeted office and ad-
dressing Colonel BibIey.
Il suppose you can, the Colonel re-
piled, nervously turning in his revolv-
ING chair and glancing at Arthur in a
way so devoid Of interest that the Young
man inwardly wished he had not sought
an interview with the crusty old fellow.
Il will not detain you long, for know
that vour time is well occupied"
1T vas well occupied, said the Col
onel Whether or not it is well &C.
cupied-"
Your sarcasm. Colonel. is i1st on me.
You could no doubt spend youf time
more profitable than by talking to me.
mo doubt. the Colonel assented.
a an glad to set" said the young
man. bowling, that there are subjects on
which we agree. and since you have un.
Willingly led nue., step by stop, to the
very threshold OF the subject, in which
above others l desire your concurrence,
will at once open the door. | think
that | would make an admirable son-in
law. Do you agree with me?'
Il do. You would undoubtedly make
a good son-in law-to a donkey.
s.Ah, see Then pray allow me t
ask your daughters hand in marriage
The Colonel glared at the young mai
for moment and replied: IF i'm
pudence we're wit, then | would re
gard YOU as capable of taking care @
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Out on the Prairie,
Concerning Something Better than Mrs
Toodles WheeIbarrow-And the
Reasons Why.

When certain Commissary-G complain
ed to the, DIXIE of Wellington that Sir Thomas
Picton had declared he would hang him if the IA
tions for that Generals division were not forth
coming at a certain hoIr, the Duke replied:
All. did he indeed go so far as that? Did he
say he'd hang you.'
YES, my lord"
well. General i'icfon is Just the man to keep
his word. You'd better get the ratious up in
time
But TO get rations anything else up in time
one must know how to lay his hand on them. AS
Mr.. Toodes said about the coffin which he had
bought at auction and brought home TO his wife:
''lf anything should happen. my dear, it win be
so handy to have in the house"
Being in the great wholesale drug house OF Vim
Hart, III Elgin, Ill, one day, Mr. g. IL sherman
| the photographer of that place. remarked. con
corning PARKER S TONIC: Il have used it il
| nv family for two wears and Enthusiastically pro
| n0unce il the best medicine We have ever used
1t is handy to have in the house, and we are ncye
w1thouti it."
| Culled from the mass OF reasons why Mr.. Sher
man was right be good enough TO consider these
| First PARKERS TONIC is delicious to the pal
ate it invigOrates but does not promote tore f0
! Str0nQ drink; third, it cures coughs and colds b.
melting the torpid organs into healthy action, ant
opening al the pores Of the skin; fourth, It purl
| fes the blood, thus curing kidney, liver and luni
| diseases and rheumatism; fifth
But take it into your house, and IL will speak 10
! itself Once used. you will change 1t for nothln.
! else Physicians commend it. Prices, so CEN
and 81. HIscoX Co.. Chemists, Nsw York
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth? If so,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs.
Wnslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. It's value is incalculable.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer i'm
mediately. Depend upon it mothers.
there is no mistake about it. II cures
dysentery, diarrhoea, regulates the stom-
ach and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums, reduces Inflammation. and
gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
TEN. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teething is pleasant to the
taste, and IS the prescription of one OF
the oldest and best female nurses and ply,
sicians in the United States, and is fol
sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price 25 cents per bottle.
fch-2S-m-W-S m 1-y
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
an UNDOURTsD BLESSING

About thirty years ago a prominent
physician by the name Of DR.. VIM. Hall,
discovered, or produced after long exper-
mental research. remedy for diseases
of the throat, chest, and lungs, which
was of such wonderful efficacy that it
soon gained a wide reputation in this
country. The name of the medicine is
DR.. VIM Halls Balsam for the Lungs,
and may be safely relied on as a speedy
and positive cure for coughs, colds, sore
throat ptc
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Some malicious fellow, whom he
law ought to put where he can do nc
harm, put five bars of soap in the water
tank on the Brunswick u Western Road,
near Waycross, Ga, the other day. I he
n; ght express, hat came along next
filled up with TIE soapy water, and SOAP
water will not make steam. So the en-
CINE was laid up on the track, without
steam or the power to make it, until
another engine could BE- sent out to pull
the former tain and engine onward
Snl.nnnnh Nc3rS
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
A lawyers Opinion If Interest 10 all.

j. A. Tawney, Esq. a leading attorney
of Winona, Alinn, writes: After using
it for more than three years, | take great
pleasure in stating that regard DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, as the
best remedy in the world for Coughs and
Colds. 1t has never failed to cure the
most severe colds have had, and invari-
ably relieves the pain in my chest"
Trial Bottles of this sure cure for all
Throat and Lung Diseases may be had
Free at Hartz & Bahnsen's Drug Store
Large size, S100
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Mcnsmans Peptonized Beef Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its
entire nutritious properties. 1t contains
blood making. force generating and life
sustaining properties; invaluable for lndi
gestion, Dyspepsia, nervous prostration,
and all forms Of general debility; also, in
all enfeebled conditions, whether the re
suit of exhaustion, nervous prOstration,
overwork, or acute disease, particularly
if resulting from pulmonary complaints.
Caswel, Hazard & Co., Preprietors, N.
Y Sold NV Druggists
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

| am a non-beliver in patent medicine,
hut having experienced marked relief
from nasal catarrh and hoarseness by the
use of Ely's Cream Balm | can recommend
it to those suffering from this ioathsome
complaint and to to those afflicted with
hoarsencss or stoppage of the throat so
9nnoying p, 10 slnE i5s and ss sr W
Washington, D. c. Price so Gents
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Chronic Catarrh-I have suffered for
years from Chronic Catarrh Six weeks
ago I was induced to try Ely's Cream
Balm. Relief was instantaneous. and
continued use has resulted in an almost
complete Cures. NJ. Greene, Book
keeper, Steamboat Co, Catskill, N. Y.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

For cough or sore throat, the best
medicine is Hale's Honey of Hore
hound and Tar. Pixies Toothache
Drops cure in one minute.
Dyspeptic, nervous people, out of
sorts, Golden Liquid Beef Tonic will cure -.
Ask for Colden's of Druggists.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

4 gentleman from Orwell, Pa, called
my attention to Ely's Cream Balm as a
remedy for Catarh, Hay Fever, etc. He
was so earnest in asserting it to be a posi-
tive cure (himsclf having been cured Pr
it) that l purchased stock. The Balm
has already effected cures.-P- F. Hyatt
NJ D.. BIorbentown, Nj
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
SheriH's Sale.

Ry virtue OF an alias Execution and Fee Bill
M 20f issucd out of the clerks Office OF the
County Court of Rock Island county. and state of
Illinois, and to me directed, whereby | am com
manGed to make the amount OF a certain Judg-
ment recently obtained against John Ellils.edt
and George W. Ninton, in favor of Charles Piper.
out of the lands tenements, goods and chatels OF
said defendant, George W. Nmon, have levied
upon the following property, to-wit: The east part
of out-lot seventeen 10 in the city of Moline,
more particularly described as follows: Begin
ming at point on the south line OF Park street IN
Edwards second addition to the town Oh Moline,
in the county of Rock Island and state of Illinois
one hundred and fourteen feet tl14) easteriy from
where the line between section thlrty-tWo t32l
and section thirty-three (33), township eighteen
(1Sl, north range one ~, west of the fourth r
NJ intersects the south line of Park street,
thence running easteTly on said soJih line of Park
street. one hundred and twenty l21) feet; thence
southerly at right angles with Park street afore-
said four hundred and ten 4i0) feet; thence west
erly parallel with said Park street one hundred
angles with last mentioned line four hundred and
ten (510) feet TO the place Of beginning.
Therefore, according to said command shall
EXPOSE for sale at public auction, all the right,
title and interest of the above named, George ".
Vinton, in and to the above described prop
erty. on Saturday the 22nd day of March, 1854.
at 10 o'clock A. NJ, at the north door Of the
court house in the city of Rock lsSnd, in the
county of Rock Island, and state If Illinois, fn'
cash in hand, to satisfy said Execution and Fee
Bill.
Dated at Rock Island. this e9th day Of Feb
ruary. A. D.. IsS4. J. N. RETIChEE,
St5rtF Of RGct Island county.
mari decd
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
IF PEOPLE WILL CHEW

they should countCract the injurious effect
of tobacco upon the teeth, with the ster-
ling preservative and purifier, SOaO-
DON'T, which not only whitens the teeth
and renders the gums healthy, but ban
ishcs from the breath every Objectionable
door. Certain tooth powders, pastes and
washes, although they cleanse, also iniure
the dental enamel, but this matchless
toilet auxiliary preserves and strengthens
it, It's origin is botanic and its flavor
AMI Odor delightful.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

The glory of a man is his strength. If
you are weakened down through exces-
sive study, or by early indiscretions, Al
lens Brain Food will permanently restore
all lost vigor, and strengthen the muscles
of the Brain and Body. 81; for So
At DRUGGISTS
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

For three winters | have been afflicted
with Catarlh and Cold in the Head
used Ely's Cream Balm; it accomplished
all that was represented. I. I. McCor-
mick, Judge Common Pleas), Elizabeth
N j. GPrice 80 cents
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
ROCHESTER,, n. Y. March 80, 1888

StilweIl Medicine Company:
GENPLEMEN-As a rule | do not be
lievc in giving testimonials but gratitude
and the desire to help Others prompt me
to add mine to your list. Your Still
wells Specific and Specific Pills |
consider the most valuable remedy of the
age for the cure Of all kidney and liver
troubles. And when find a medicine
that has so mnch merit as yours | cannot
retain from recommending il TO all who
suffer from ttose complaints. l have
taken great pleasure in commencing it to
my friends, who have anxiously watched
my case Today feel as strong and well
as l ever did in my life, Many thanks to
your timely aid.
Yours Very Truly,
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Bad taste, unpleasant breath and i'm
paired hearing. when resulting from ca
trrah, are overcome by the use OF ELY s
Cream Balm 1t is not a liquid or snuff,
and is easy applied.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

r-.i,, No. :, 5, AMI 10 are Maquoketa Br4nca.
-,iT-saed 4 Accommodation for oxford Juac-
ION. l aud4, Passenger, for CelInAr.
..F.ying DulchmGn' leaves Rock Island 80 u
ri, rive ut :u5 D. IN. arrives Dubuque 10; 80 a.
| Is4,.s 4:O5 o. m ; arrives at st. Paul y: 90 p
"a ,4a,rs - d. IN. arrives Minneapolis lO:lo P
"' h, q. ". HOLMES, Agent
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

Aliens Bilious Physic is a purely veg
etable liquid remedy for Headache, Bill
ioust ess and Constipation. Easily taken
acting promptly. relieving quickly, 70 cts
At all Druggists.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
MANUFACTURERS.

HARNESS MANUFACTURERS.
Sauerman, John, 219 seventeenth street
HARDWARE.
Stewart & Montgomery, 1900 second avenue.
MERCHANT TA1LoRs.
Wendt, H. 1902 second ayehue,
NEWS DEALERS,
Wilmans, j. NJ Post Office Block.
NEWSPAPERS,
The Rock Island DAILY ANGUS published every
! evening, (Sunday excepted) in Argus block, OPP
posite Postofilce Best advertising medium in the
| city.
! The Rock Island WEEKLY ARGUS; published
| every Friday. A fine job department in connec'
| ton with the establishment.
pESTAURANTS AND CONFECTIONERS.
| krell, Fred, 1919 second avenue.
| Evers, Fred, 1911 second avenue.
STAT1oNERs'
Wilmans j NJ, Post Office Block.
SALOONS,
| Wolff CHI, Market Square.
Wcstphal John, 1912 second avenue.
warren MAKERS.
Bromley. O. A. 1917 second avenue.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
ROCK ISLAND & MERCER CO., B. Il.
guCk [SLAIDG PlORLi
RAILW AY.
SHORTEST ROUTE TO THE
EAST AND SOUTH

Trains leave Rock Island
100 a. N. Way Freight.
SIS Fast Express
lIOp m. Mail and Express
80 Through Freight and Accommodations
Trains arrive at Rock Island:
280a ia. Through Freight and Accommodation.
lG45 D. IN. Mau and express.
$40 - Fast Express.
4DO Way Freight
The Fast EMPRESS, leaving Rock Island u $50
A. n arrives ut Peoria 1929 p IN, at Springfield
I25 p M, y Decatur 4,O0p. IN, Jacksonville 10
.. n. Alton 20 p. M, St Lons S.15 p. m. and
ferre uaute II 55 p. m, The SAME DAY. Making
this the BEST and QUICKEST route TO all points
southeast.
The 100 P. m. train makes close connection at
GaIva with {. B. & q. for points vest arriving at
Galcsburg n AS p. NJ at Burlington $40 p. m. at
KsOkuk 10. % p. IN, and at Quincy 1905 p m
Arriying st Peoria at $50 p. M, making close
connections with the l. B. G ". and T. Z.
fer Indianapolis, connecting there with all last
trains for the east and south
sy~FAST TIME SURE CONNECTIONS, and
rates as low az by any other route.
r. i. CABLE, A. y. MORTON,
cent Supt Genl Tiki Agt
The 6 80 p. N. Accommodation leaves every day
.ycprtT sunday
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression
OF Spirits and General Debility, in their
various forms; also as preventive "a
gainst Fever and Ague, and other Inter
mittent Fevers, the "Ferro- Phosphorated
Elixir Of Calisaya, made by Caswell, Ha-
zard & Co., New York, and sold by all
Druggists, is the best tonic; and for pa
tients recovering from Fever or other
sickness, it has no equal.
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1884-03-08
CARD.

TO all who are suffering from the errors
aud indiscTetions Of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss Of manhood, &c,
| will send reeipe that will cure you
FREE OF CHARGE. This great remedy
was discovered by missionary in South
America. Send y self addressed envelope
to the REV. JosErH T. INMAN, Station D
New York City