The Russellville Democrat., 1884-05-15
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too much Nat.
 That do s'Settle" it as the young man said when certain young lady left for Russellville, Ky. -The boys strike Bottom every night since the Famous left. Ugh, what jolt we do get.
 Right this way for your e.cream We'll all have free treat with our girls, when Mir. H. gets his parlor open.
 --Ifyour girl goes back on you, send her bottle of Wizard Oil "on- I ly one dollar per bottle" Good for everything!
 --J. WIS definition of Love .ssIs.s; ssII s.sisee : is an itching around s.e s:aleart, and you can't get ls. 1 wonder If he has that disease?
 All must be sure and attend the election next week. Don't let the girls get ahead. We WILL ELECT SOMEBODY too.
 The young man that makes his engagements for church in the mid dle of the week had better look out. We are on to his racket. Three clubs met on the evening of the first inst. II any one desires to know the names of said clubs. they will do well to call on Ed B. The young lady that received a card with "S. O. on one corner, no doubt IS aware of the fact that IS. C." meana second choice. Evident Iy, somebody "got left" --"Why do large boys smokeY' Asked one little boy of another. An- swer. Because that is the most convenient way to show that they are gentlemen of leisure" Boys if we all were to go into the Ice cream business, think we would stand better chance in the next prIvate election. Wouldn't we car ry the day, thought In horn. We heard young lady say she was going to buy bottle of Wizard Oil for certain young man, which she thinks will Ga )alla(E)y the pain of broken heart. Brace up, John. II am sorry to say that some of "the boys" refuse to tell what is go- ing on in their part of town. They
 must be afraid of a joke. We will be glad to receive any news concerning the boys.
 Say boys, we have young man in town, who IS so tony, that he can't give young lady even two days to decide whether she will ac- cept or reject an invitation to church.
 Patience young man.
 While on the alert Sunday eve
 ming, John w.. met two Russellville
 beauties, but not desiring to show
 his preference, left it with the ladies
 to decide. He went to church with
 the smaller one.
 Il am unable to say at present
 whether it was the young lady's
 mother, or some one across the street,
 that haIlowed bedtime. The boy
 went home repeating to himself, "Tll go before twelve ncx'time." -IL is, to me, an insolvable mys-
 tery, why q young man will so far forget himself as to fail to fulfil an
 engagement, made by young lady. Thls engagement was for singing. To relieve curiosity apply to J. B. 0. We were pleased to sample the birthday cake of Mir. w. on last Monday eve., presented to him by
 two Russellville ''beauties." If they are as successful in everything as with their cooking, I can testify to
 their perfection.
 The young man who wentto the sociable with refreshments in his pocket and failed to think of them, is suspected of entertaining a very soft sentiment towards certain young lady that materially interfered with his thinking machinery.
 Last Sunday, just fifteen min utcs past one o'clock. John O. was seen vending his way to the house of some fair damsel, no doubt feeling that he would be too late if he didn't hurry. (Don't be In such hurry, John, give some time for digestion).
 -"DEAD."-How sad it is to note the death of dear friend. We mourn the loss of Mir. E. B., who has for years past proved himself the truest of friends. Bye, bye Ed, we remember you not as one of old, but as one gone where the sweet magno- lia blooms; where all is beauty and happiness. Ed is now married man).
 --On last Sunday evening Messrs. White and Weimer were each the recipient of beautiful boquet which vas very artistically arranged by the skilful hand of Mrs. w. Fl. Hill, one 'ef Russellville's most sociable ladies Mrs. H. has the largest and most beautiful selection of flowers Tn town. We thank her very much for the gifts and hope the day is not far dis. tant when we shall have another chance to cast smile of thanks for similar present.
 A FEW THINGS, BOYS, TO REMEM- BIER: If you have black eyes, von