The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-05-16

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Sullivan. The pugilist. operaie uTon
hs victims eysA lie Is = tnockulisi.
About the only chin Awaiting he int
iatory labor II TIE barter Is tie Or.
chin.
Girls shouldn't whistle Il reveals
T. the younE mea thgt they have wind
snouEh 20 make excellent scolds.
Have ou ssen George lately. Char
l~ys No. luanol him ave dollars
As much as three weeks ago
A Burlington mother has miracu-
lnusly cured her youngest hopefully Of
smoking Nv The laying on Of hands.
The girls In Brittany are not allowed
b. sell their hair In this cOgntfy the
giIls don't have to. as It's a sell itself.
There Is one thing about a house
which seldom falls but never hurts N,
occupant when Il dcs-that is. the
rent
">econd-siory thieves have again APP
pcared IN brooklyn A sscund-story
thief, like a seeoud-story house. Is sci.
dom without ahasement.
Here ! sem three dollars 10 this man
for I'm iuiallibie REMEDY for INV red
nose, and he writes me 10 go on drink
ing until IL turns purple.
a good minister asked a Burlington
girl Hhat representative 81 the religi-
Gus prtss she liked best. aud she fepli.
ed: "My Sunday night beau"
An Indiana iatlbird recently scraped
OH the back uf a mirror and swallow
edit II was a very cold day for him
when the mercury went down.
Heres your roast beef sal," said the
waiter; II served H. some time ago.
ooh. indeedl' roast beefY Why. so YOU
did. | thought all the time it was Il
crack IN the plate
A strange fish, about four feet long.
and with a mouth ten inches wide,
WAS recently captured Of Rock Island.
They are gong to try and get it for n
minstrel end man.
a Texas farmer weaned a calf too
Young, aud the poor, innocent brute. IN
attempting 10 suck it's tail, TUNED Itself
wrong side cut. and made the butcher
swear when he attempted TO skin it.
A terrible scream-A Fargo young
lady named Rouse, caught the glimpse Of
a poor little mouse, aud thescredm that
She Scrumr. shattered heavens blue
dome, and bulged out the walls of the
house
A visionary fnancier who had a
thousand ways to make Il fortune, aud
not a single one to make Il living, is
described toy 4 friend . ID man 50 san
guine that the mete getting hold OF u
shoe STING makes HIM think tina. he is
olready the owner of Il taHuery."
An rndiscreet son-in-law. "Your
mother-in-law appears to have a pain
n he, 81 Ie?' Not AZ all. She has a
tooth ache" But every now and then
see her put her hand on her size, as
though she felt a pain there" That's
because she has pui her teeth in her
pocket
The obliGating visitor, TO show that
he is really fond Of children, and thai
The dear little one is not annoying him
IN the least, treats the kid to ride upon
his knee. "Trot! trot! troll How do
YOU ike that, my boyY Is that nlce?"
YES. SIR replies the child. but not so
nice as on areal ~dOnkey-tbe one with
four legs"
Aunt Tabitha visited an uptown
studio the other day, and was admiring
the portraits, when the artist quietly
inquired Of her: "Wouldn't You like to
he taken from life, madam Laws
a-mercy ~ exclaimed she. starting for
the door, IL hope | haven't fallen into
the hands of a murderer" And she
retired IN evident alarm before the
artist could say II word in explanation.
The ahsurdlty Of pushing children to
answer foolish, although pious enough
questions, is illustrated by a story told
10y Professor B!ackie in Edinburgh.
"A little boy mt a Presbyterian examin-
alton said the Professor, "was asked /:
"What'Sthe meaning of regeneration ?"
"Oh,to be horn again, he replied. "Quite
right, Tommy. You're a very good
boy. Would you not like to he born
again?" Tommy hesitaiod, but on be.
ing pressed for an answer, said NO"
"Why not, Tommy 2" "For fear |
Iaight be born u %iassie!" he replied.
A new degree: Little Nell-"What
does those letters b. a. after your name
mean p Young Pilkins-"They mean
Bachelor of Arts. ] got them at col
iege." Little Nell-"That's what i
thought. Wasn't 1t mean Of them not to
give you the other letters? Pa sand he
wondered you didn't get them" Young
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