Daily Republican., 1884-09-05

Inere'e Zoo many BpOts on MIN,
wuz the remark.
" Here Ia q very sore spot marked
Slavery another Seceshn, another
Repoodiashen,' another Free Trade, ,
another States Rites, and dozen 9th.
ers, witch ase positive blemishes. They
must be removed"
Troo," sed the Massachusetts fell
lers, but doubtlis they are only skin
deep, and kin easily be rubbed out. The
fust thing to do therefore 10 to rub them
out"
Eggsaekly," sed Curtis. eve will
immejitly. perceed to rub them out."
The old hackers smiled o sard0nic
SIN lie, for they knowd the giant better
than that, but they cheerfully furnish.
ed brushes and concentrated lie aud ell
sorts Of powerful soaps, and George
Wilyum, Mr.. Beecher and the Massa-
choosits fellsrs went 1t II.
They applied the soap and the hot
warer and they scrubbed ut the spots
an hour or two, till they wuz out nv
breath, but It didn't somehow remove
them. In fact the frickshen made EN-
shine out more prominent.
They stopped and gazed at EN-.
Trooly," sed George Wilyum, 81
hev scrubbed faithfully and hev re-
doosed the size Nv the giant an inch,
but the spot remains eE dolefully plain
ez ever"
Verify" sed the Massachusetts
fellers, "the spots We hev bin
woorkin at are not eradicatid by no
means on the contrary, they are even
more disgustinly visible to the nskid
eye"
Then they commenst agin. The body
nv the giant wuz bein visibly redoost
under the operashun, for 1t seemed ez
tho all Their wuz NV him wuz dirt, but
the spots remained.
They wuz puzzled to know wat to
make nv 1t. Finally, Henry Ward
Beecher, witch he'd scrubbed more
faithfully than any NV en-, took PEN
knife and jabbed vishusly around the
spot he he'd bin workin at, and made an
eggsaminashen, and threw down his
brush and soap in despair.
It's no yoose !" wuz his breef re-
mark.
Serubbin is in vane. These spots
are not merely skin deep-They go clear
through !"
Troo," said George Wilyum Curtis
hev made the same diskivery. Let
us cut en- out"
Then the'old hackers interfered, and
prohibited it. "Ef 700 cut en- out, 700
kill the giant. It's born in the II Ssh,
and can't be eradicated, To eradicate
the spots wood be I'd eradicate the giant.
It's NV no yoose. 700 must take him
ez he IT, "
The Massey choosits fellers took one
good look and one smell NV the giant
carkiss they he'd been at workin at,
and holdin Their noses retired with crate
rapidity. George Wilyum Curtis and
Henry Ward Beecher tried to git away,
but they he'd permitted the giant to
grip onto EN- and they coodent, and they
laid down beside him. Just then /
awoke.
Their is moral to this dreem which
no one knows better than l do. The
| fact is Dimocrisy is Dimocrisy, and i,
anti nothing else. We can't make II
over or improve it. What Dimocrisy
wuz "a years ago 1t is now, and it AIM
nothin else. Horris Greeley tried to re-
l form us, but it ended in rooninin Hor
ris without dom MS any good. We arr
now tryin TO hide behind Cleveland
but Cleveland is too thin, and the peo
people see through him. Behind hin
Is the same old carkiss. George Wilyun
Curtis and Henry Ward 'Beecher hno
them fellers are tryin TODD suthin with
it, put they can't undo facts or chang
the nacher nv the animal. Dimocrisy /
lDimocrisy, no matter who is in the SAL
Idle or who is engineerin the race 1t
one and indivisible, alluz the same ant
eternal Ell we Good only lay dowr
and die and be horn agin, or suthin, l
would be encurridggin but no matte
wat cloak We put on, or wat we profess
it's the same old cancer, which kill
everything it touches.
am afraid shell never sit in tina
postotfis agin, nor will Deekin Pc
Igram toast his shins at the cheerful
CRATE in the Collectors Otis. Oul
strength is our week.-mrs.. If we dom
stay Dimekratic we amt nothin, aud i
we do stay Demekyatic we are kill
ed. We can't go over to the Re
lpublikins, for wat chance wood vi
hev thAre, and to stay by ourselves ii
ssarvashen.
| l am going to call a Conyenshun II
make a compromise with Blaine. | all
going to offer him the privilege uy
runnin the Government of he will per
nit us to hold the offices. Eff ne de
clines this, our case is hopeless in
deed. PETROLEUM V. NAsBY,
| (Like Bunyan in Prisn.)
SPECIAL MENTION.