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McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

An Ohio farmer says that mule can be
cured of kicking by catching hold of his leg
while in the act. But when the unfortunate
operator is sailing through the empyrean
dome, he probably wishes he hadn't interfered
with the inalienable rights and hereditary
customs of the mule-Puck
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Restless, fretful, crying children are suffer
ing and need for their relief DIR. WIN
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP, which.is use
full not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups sore throat,
collie and cramps of older children, and should
always be kept in every house for emergencies.
Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

A CARD-To all who are suffering from
errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness. early decay, loss of manhood. &C.,
I will send recipe that will cure, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send self
addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH T. INMAN,
Station D, New York.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

A farmers wealth depends on the condition
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they
are especially liable to distempers fevers, colds,
and all diseases which destroy animals. Thou
sands of dollars are saved annually by that val
liable old stand by, UNCLE SAM'S CONDI-
TON POWDER.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Headaches, constipation, liver complaint,
billiousness are cured by that mild, cleansing
remedy which never produces pain, EILERT'S
DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents.
Sold by druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
A Special Invitation.

We especially invite trial by all those suf-
ferers from Kidney and Liver complaints who
have failed to obtain relief from other RENE
dies and from doctors. Natures great RENE
dy, Kidney-Wort, has effected cures in many
obstinate cases. 1t acts at once On the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels, cleansing the system
of all poisonous humors and restoring a
healthy condition of those important organs.
Do not be discouraged, but try it.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

When you visit New York City, via Central
depot, save Baggage Expressage and IS Car
riage Hire, and stop at the Grand Union Ho--
tel, opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant
rooms fitted up at cost of one million dollars;
81 and upwards per day. European plan. Ell
evator. Restaurant supplied with the best:
Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all
depots Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other first-class hotel in the City.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Fer Dyspepsis. indigestion. Depression Of
Spirits and General Debility in their various forms:
a.sn preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers, the ''Ferro-Ph ospho-
rated Elixir OF Calisaya," made by Caswell.
Hazard Co., New York. and sold by all druggists. 10
the best tonic, and for patients recovering from
fever or other sickness, 1t has no equal.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

An economical man will keep the leather of
his harness soft and pliable, which preserves
It from cracking or ripping. He always uses
UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL. Sold by all
Harness Makers.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Worms cause peevishness, fevers, convul-
sions and frequently death. A pleasant, safe
and certain remedy is DR.. JAQUE'S GERMAN
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

For diarrhee. cholera morbus, dysen-
terry and bloody-flux, colo or cramps in
stomach, use DR.. Pierce's Compound
Extract of Smart-Weed. Specific, also,
for breaking up colds.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
Blue Grass Breeders.

Mr.. R. S. Withers of Fairlawn Stock
Farm, Lexington, KY, writes: 81 have
such confidence in St. Jacobs Oil, the
great pain-cure, that use it or every
thing; myself. my horses. my negroes:
Everybody and every horse, for all
kinds of aches and pains, believe in its
sovereignty as cure -
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Sprains, bruises, stiff joints burns, scalds,
and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sans
Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold by druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

The terrible drought in the vicinity of Sierra
Magoda, Mexico, threatens to depopulate the
city and vicinity.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Do not forget that the pigs like a
drink of fresh, cool water as much as
other animals. The Stops they receive
will not always suffice. 1t is merciful,
and profitable as well, to give them ac-
cess to all the pure water they can
drink. even if they can not have the
bath they love so well.
Dairying in Great Britain is growing
with great rapidity. 1t employs $780,
100000 to S1,0OO,OOO,OOO of tenants
capital, and S6,50O,0O 900 to $1,000
100000 of landlords. Yet the weekly
consumption of milk is but 3 pints per
inhabitant; of butter, 81 ounces; of
cheese, 4 ounces.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
The Night Of the Pen.

Oh, the orators voice is mighty power,
As it echoes along the green,
But the fearless pen has more sway DER man
To sound the praises of Carbolinc.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Bears and panthers are a source of consider
able trouble to owners of sheep in southern
0rnTnn
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Ladies, attention.! In the Diamond
Dyes more coloring is given than in any known
dyes, and they give faster and more brilliant
colors. Zoe. at all druggists. Everybody
praises them. Wells, Richardson & Co., Bur.
lington, VT.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

A prominent alienist when asked what was
the leading cause of insanity answered, ''Ex-
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
Farmers and stockmen.

The only remedy that readily cures Calls Cuts and
Wounds on horses and cattle; and always brings the
In 80 cents and s1.0O cans, at Druggists or by mail
j. w COLE 81 co Prop S, Black River Falls, Wis.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Absurdities of fashion are increasing TIL
latest wrinkle" is to wear gold earrings in tn
shape of elephants
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters strengthen
gnd forthes the system against disease. All genuiT
bear the signature OF j. z. Allen, Druggist St. Pau
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

It is now absolutely settled that the Ark was
a row-boat, as it was navigated by Noah.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

In South America there is found fruit
which boiled with tough meat makes it tender.
The boarding house motto, 'Bless Our Home -
may vet become less of mockery
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

The wild ducks are great enemies to the
trout crop of California, as they feed continu-
ally on the spawn.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

George Chase, aged 10 years, recently freed
an eight hundred pound bear near Chico, Cal,
and killed it with his fathers gun.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

"Rough on ID mist Tooth POwd-r. Fins
Smooth, Cleansing Refreshing, Preservative. l5c.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

The industrious boot-maker ought to live
forever. He is foreverlasting.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Wanted-Ladies and gentlemen to take nice light,
Pleasant work at their own homes distance objec-
made; canvassing. Please address at once: RELI-
ABLE MANUFACTURING Co., Philadelphia, Pa. Box 1855
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
HELP waNTED--FEMAI,Es.

California has horse thief who styles him,
self 'Jesse James No. ~
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Eff common sense was taxable some ov us
would be exempt.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Potatoes are a drug on the New York mar
kets, and are rottening there by thousands.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

"Rough on To0Ia Acl~."-Ask for it. In
slant relief quick cure. 15c. Druggists
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
W. y. u, Omaha, 22S-42

WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS please
saw YOU saw the advertisement in this paper.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Ice an inch thick formed at Reno, New, one
day last week.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

The family of widow Elizabeth Ellis of Able
vile county, South Carolina, numbers 195.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Public speakers and singers use Piso's Cure for
hoarseness and weak lungs.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

nIVEN Away. 1925 Organ. with family outfits of
H1It LNRub5er Type, &c Send stamp for circular
u to BREWSTER & Co, 2l5 5th ST., Des Moines la.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Politics and veracity have the same number
of letters, but there the resemblance ceases.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

.sROuxh On P.fn'' Porous Plaster, FOL
Bachache Pains in the Chest. rheumatism. 25c.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

a stamp for my circular $3.50 year; Howl IN
{: !: s
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Indians are more experienced and better hop
pickers than Cinnamon in Oregon.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

TEHpM TELEGRAPHY, or SHORTHAND and
| 1hllh TYPE WRITING here. Situations fur
III nished Address Valentine Bros, GAINESVILLE, Wis.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

Skinny Men.-"Wells' Health Remover" restores
health and yigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. q.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16

WE ARE OF THE BELIEF THAT THINGS
w have changed to such an extent that it becomes
just important for the Physician TO set forth his
advantages and facilities for the practice Of his pro-
fession. it is that Of other business or prOfes
siOnal man. We therefore. feel happy i'm being able
TO direct the attention Of those who require Surgical
or Medical aid 10 the
Western Medical and Surgical Institute,
LOCATED At KANSAS CITY. 40.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-10-16
AHA11E@N Morphine rf:.oIs cured I'm 10
HH&&uN EEM to 20 days. MOL pay till Curee.
8H HAS6Ha DE-. ]. STEPHENS. Lebanon. Ohio

a GENTS WANTED for the best and fastest
~ selling Pictorial Books and Bibles Prices reduced
SO per cent. NATIONAL PUB. Co, ST. Louis, Mo.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06
What Kind of Farming Don't Pay.

notice in your valuable monthly,
The Southern Cultivator, on page 257
that Commissioner Henderson and
Ex.Commissioner James, of the Geor,
gia State Agricultural Department,
assert that farming does not pay. l
have before seen the question in your
columns, "Will or does farming pay ?"
| say, sit does pay, as we'll as it ever
did--perhaps better" If a farmer
will live inside of his own means, work
his lands, pillow his horse or mule, haye
plenty of provisions made at home to
do all the year, keep enough cash on
hand to pay all necessary expenses for
the year, and his farm will pay. Make
this his rule, and don't buy unless he
has the money to pay for what he buys,
doing all the work himself; and if he
will not say "boys go and do SO and
So" but "come and we will do so and
so"-he will find that farm thus con-
Quoted will pay now better than itever
did. Why, everything he will have
to buy is, on an average, cheaper than
it has ever been. But somebody says,
81 have had bad luck l am not able
to do as you say" Most of our bad
luck is brought on by bad manage
meut and useless extravaganza, II
your best friends tell you of it--and
those who lend you money or run you
on time prices, tell you that you ought
to live more economically-you will
probably say, 81 had rather be out Of
the world than be out of fashion.
And behind his friends back you vii
call him an old fogy, or hint that al
he lacks of being hog is a tail and
sucut, for he has the grunt.
THOMAS L. MARSHALL.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06
WOMAN.
HER HEALTH AND LIFE

Depend more on the regularity of her
menstrual functions than to all other causes
combined. An actual or living death is
the inevitable result of arrangement of a
function which makes woman what she is
in every respect, and especially in her men
tai and bodily constitution. Hence, imme.
date relief from such arrangements is the
only safeguard against wreck and ruin. In
all cases of stoppage, delay, or other irregu.
larities of the "courses," DR.. j. Bradfeld's
Female Regulator is the only sure remedy.
Itacts by giving tone to the nervous centres,
improving the blood, and determining di.
rectly to the organs of menstruation. 1t is a
scientific prescription, and the most INTEL.
gent physicians use it. Prepared by DIR. j,
Bradfeld, Atlanta, Ca, Price: trial size,
75c.; large size, $3.50. For sale by all
Druggists.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06
Preparing for Wheat.

Country Gentleman.
In preparing the land for sowing
winter wheat, the Importance of thor~
ough tillage can hardly be too strongly
urged. One of our most successful
farmers in past years, before the pres
ent efficient harrows were invented,
was ridiculed by his slip,shod neighbors
for the repeated and continued har.
rowing he gave his land. In the di-
rections to his hired men he said:
Harrow the ground at least four
times as much as you think necessary.
and then it will be narrowed Just half
enough" His uniformly heavy crops
proved the wisdom of his treatment.
1t may be well to recur to the state
ments given by Waldo f. Brown of
Ohio, in the Country Gentleman in
1881, showing the value of thorough
preparation of the ground for wheat.
He stated in substance, that young
farmer who lived near, had such poor
crops that he was about to give up
wheat raising, but concluded he would
put it in two acres as a final trial, but
with a thorough preparation. He ac-
cordinglY began early, and plowed and
narrowed, and dragged, and rolled, un-
til his wheat patch was like garden.
The result was that he obtained fifty
eight bushels of excellent wheat from
his two acres, although the season was
not a favorable one. Seven acres
were alike prepared the next year,
then twelve, twenty and thirty, and
the result has been that no crop in any
year has averaged less than twenty
five bushels an acre, the thorough
treatment not being at any time relax>
ed, Mr.. Brown pursued the same
course with uniform success, and bis
rule is to others: Unlock the fertil-
ity of your soil by thorough pulveriza>
ton" Another of our correspondents,
when speaking of thorough prepara-
ton by going several times over the
ground, remarked: "The farmer will
find that thorough cultivation is ma
nure, and that each of his teams will
earn ten dollars day while thus en-
ployed." G. G. Andrews, in his Spe-
cial Report on the Needs of Wheat
Culture, says that in many counties in
Europe, one will see fields which have
been prepared for wheat as clean and
finely pulverized as garden beds, and
that this is undoubtedly one cause why
larger yield Is obtained In Europe
than in the United States.
Some interesting practical informa'
ton could be easily obtained by any
doubling farmer, by leaving portion
of his wheat field with the common
superficial cloddy preparation, and
preparing the remainder in the mos
thorough manner, cutting the two por'
tions and threshing and measuring
them separately. The improved har
rows made of late years have greatly
facilitated such treatment.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06

The difference between natural and
experimental philosophy is very marked.
1t is perfectly natural philosophy toask
a man to lend you small amount of
money on the promise to return it the
next day, and it is an illustration of
experimental philosophy when he re.
fuses to do it.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06
GREAT COMBINATION.
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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06

A large collection of Puebla marble
which is known in the United States as
Mexican onyx is being prepared at the
City of Mexico, for the Worlds Expo
sition at New Orleans.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06
TANDARD- McMINNVILLE TENNESSEE SATURDAY. SEP g. 1884

soothed the tired nerves produced
peaceful sleep and averted the coming
on of mania more to be dreaded than
death itself.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-06

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DAILY AND WEEKLY.

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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-10-03

dutllOilty tuat Tile BeutktIu8H WI
recently bought Mr.. Fehleisen's farm
which is within the disputed limits
did SO on the advice Of Mr.. Hutchings
The gentleman was q resident o
Usage Mission and before buying MI
Fehleisen's farm, he went to Judg
Stillwell and asked his opinion as t
the title. The Judge of course tol,
him that it would not be right, occupy
ing the position he did, to give hin
any advise in the premises. TIL
gentleman then went to Mr.. Hutch
ings who assured him, so it is reported
that he would have no trouble in hold
ing his land. The Leaguers have
been often warned that the none,
spent for attorneys fees was money
thrown away. 1t would seem tina
with the above facts before them they
ought to be convinced that the best
thing they can do is to save that mon.
ey and use it to pay for their land like
honest men. We venture to say thai
it has cost the League more to fight
these cases for the past ten years than
it would have taken to buy all the
land in dispute. It always costs more
to beat a man out of his property than
it does to buy him out.
The girls of the NJ. I. and J. G. T..
society are to be congratulated on
the success of their first efforts in the
dramatic line. In spite of the dark
ness and rain last Tuesday night, near
ly every seat in the Opera House was
filled and every one present came
away well satisfied with the evenings
entertainment. "The Changelings,"
presented great many ludicrous and
some rather pathetic situations, in all
of which the young actresses carried
their parts extremely well. The fun
of the evening, however. was in the
"The Champion of Her Sex" which
followed. This little farce was ri
diculous burlesque of "womap's
and was thoroughly enjoyed
by the audience. The parts were all
difficult and the really remarkable
skill with which all of them were taken,
testifies not only to the talent of the
fair performers, but also to great deal
of patience and hard work. 1t would
be too tedious to particularize, although
each of the participants deserve per-
sonal mention. Let it be enough to
say that we are thoroughly convinced
that the NJ. 1. and j. G.. Il. Society can
do anything it puts its mind TO. The
solo by Mrs. Greason occupied the
time between the plays most pleasant
ly. We never remember to have heard
her sing so well. She was heartily en-
cored and responded with very pref
ty ballad. The chorus of "The girls
of our town." sung by the girls of the
society, with which the farce began,
was extremely well rendered. The
words and music were both new, and
the former were most appropriate, es-
pecially the words with which they
to their encore. Financial
ly the result of the entertainment was
quite satisfactory, the net proceeds be-
ing in the neighborhOOd of $500.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-10-03
STOCK SALE.

Messrs. Ewart & Dillin and A. p.
Jackson, will sell at public auction at
Piqua on Thursday, Oct. 8, IS head of
steers, one, two and three-year-olds;
25 head of high grade cows, 20 calves,
6 yearling heifers, II Texas horses, l
work horse, yearling mule, 3 sucking
colts. They will also sell farming
implements. For terms and partic-
ulars see bills from this office.