Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1884-09-18

and Barnum runnin things in Washn-
ton, eff 700 can't steel that amount the
first two weeks zoe amt got no skill in
manipulatin things. Send the money
. towunst, for we need it badly. Votes
hez gone up in Injeany from 81 to 81 so
and it costs money to transfer voters
from Kentucky to either Injeany or
Ohio. Promptnis is wat is needed to
sekoor Injun Agencies
CcriOSitV.-It is not certin wat posish-
en- Oscar Folsom Cleveland, the son NV
our noble standard barer, ex-sheritf
Cleveland, wood ill IN the event of the
elckshun Nv his father TO the Presidency
in the interest of purity and reform. 1t
is question. Our noble standard bar
er, ex-Sheritf Cleveland, wuz not mar
ried to the lads mother, witch is Marian
Halpin, and the noble ex-Sheriff says it
is onsartin who his father is, ez Their
WIZ four high-toned gentlemen con-
serned it it, The ex-Sneriff magnani-
mously assoomed to be the father, pro
tenn, and permitted the boy to bear his
name. 1t is likely, therefor, that he
will, eff he is elected, acknowledge him
and take him to the White House ez his
son de tdcto. The boy is sed to be a
handsome child, havin all his fathers
beauty and his mother strength. How
ever, the question isn't with considerin
This campane isn't, jist now, bein run
on persnel character; that is, on our
side
NtShtgdn.-No party ever he'd more
liked prinsiples than the Dimocrisy.
700 are believer in fiat money So
is the Dimocrisy IF 700 don't bleeve
it, look at Mishigan. Hezn't the Dim
ocrisy in that State fused with the
Greenbackers, and amt they workin to-
gether, Cleveland and Butler, in double
harms? Their isn't any question ez to
where the Dimocrisy is on the money
question. Wat is money anyhow? Ell
the Yoonited States sag anything is a
dollar, it is dollar To 90 to the ex-
pcnse nv buyin gold and stampin it for
money is n waste of wealth. Paper is
cheep, and printin is cheeper still. The
Dimocrisy is sound on the money ques-
ton.
Honest Money, Providence, Il. Ito
doubt the posishen NV the DimocriSy on
the money question is to show your lack
nv intelligence. Amt Randall, Nv
Pennsylvany, supportin ex-Sheriff Cleve-
land? The DlmocriSy holds that Gold
and Silver, or paper based upon Gold
or Silver, shell be the only money in
yoosG. We want no unreliable curren-
cy based simply on promises to pay.
That is moonshine money The Dim
ocrisy are sound on the money question
We are not responsible for the yagaries
NV the party in Mishigan.
D0uJter.-For a able defense nv ex-
F. Sho,.iH fflaunIa nd -, 10 IL.
matter. refer 700 to Rev. Henry Ward
Beecher, whose postoffice address is
Brooklyn, n. Y. He bleevs in person
regarding SIGH things, address Mrs.
Elizabeth Tilton, same postofllce.
don't know her street and number as
she's Twin in garnet somewher, MIR.
Beecher not choosn to hey anything to
do with woman after she wuz ketched
at it.
Tariff, OhjO.-Yoo don't tell me wat
kind NV kentry 700 live in, or wat
yoor people want, and so can't advise
specifically. If you are in manoo-
faktrin region, pint to Randall and the
stand he took in favor of Pertekshun.
If 700 are in free trade region, pint to
the fact that in yoor own State, Con-
verse, which is PerteckShun Dimecrat
wuz detected for renominashun, while
Frank Hurd, witch is free trade, wuz
trumfantly renomnated, almost by ac-
GYMNASIUM. Discreshun is the price NV
postoflices.
Democratic Committeeman, Illinois. -
Divide yoor campane fund into two
ekal parts. Yoose half NV il in the sa-
looms to help them out, and turn over
t'other half to the Prohibishun Commit
tee to strengthen them, A vote for
Hobbs, in Illnoy, is half-vote for Car
ter Harrison. Harrison haz the likker
vote already, but the more money the
more votes they kin make. 1t takes a
great deal NV money to keep the reg
Ter frekenters NV bars full for months,
and we hev to kerry EN- till the poles
close in November. But don't forgit
that the Prohibishun vote IS jist as i'm
portant. Don't fOrgit that! Our strong
pint is that we hev both the s'loons and
the Prohibishinists workin fur us, and
if we don't get thro with both these ele-
mence it will be queer.
Beginner Don't yoose the skandal
agin Blame on the stump, witch wuz pub
lished in Indianapolis, becoz it can't be
proved, and besides it calls attenshun
to the little irregelaries NV our noble
standard barer. eX-Sheriff Cleveland,
wich hev bin proved. Eff VOC refer to
it. tech it litely, and treet it es eff it
wuzn't NV any speshl account eff it wuz
troo, becoz 700 thus rope in q apology
for our noble standard barer, ex-Sheriff
Cleveland, witch is runnin on platform
nv persnel purity. Treet it ez eff it wuz
no CRATE shower anyway.
StUmper, BdtdU0, Moo York. Amt
700 got any sense? Wv course it wuz
all well enuff in the beginning of the
campane to urge the droppin NV politi-
kle ishoos and make the canvass on the
, sooperiority in pint of persnel caracter
, NV our noble standard barer, ex-Sheriff
Cleveland, but after the Marian Halpin
; disclosure 700 shood see, to-wunst, that
we have got to drop this persnel carac-
ter dodge, and fall back onto purely po-
, litikle ishoos. 700 hev a wide range
, for choice. Find out wat yoor people
RELY want and pledge the Dmoclisy to
that, no matter wat it is. The name
pint is to sekoor the postofiices for the
next four years.
BuU DOzer, MiSs--For Gods sake
hev some sense. Keep yoor shot gun
) quiet on the niggers till the mornin of
the elecshun. What good is it shootin
NV EN- now? 700 ought to know that
, the nooze will reach the North afore the
eleckshun, and we tryin to ketch the
Niger vote! Postpone demonstrators
!. agln EN- till they come to the polls the
mornin nv the eleckshun, and then, NV
course, you kin do ez 700 please. Hev
some sense, and don't embarrass us in
the North
Puzzted-I don't see how | kin help
700 out of yoor dilemma. You say YOU
are in free trade deestrick, with lots
> NV Irish votes in it. w course to urge
: free trade, to the upbuildin of the Eng
fish manufacturers, won't pleeze the
+; Irish. and TO advocate the exclooshun
nv British manufactures to pleeze the
> Irish, would diSplease the free traders.
1t is tite place. The only way out OF
it is TO dodge the question although,
and howl Know Nothingism agiu Blaine
and sale in heavy for civil-service re-
{ form. Treat the other questions as tho
f they wuz out NV pollytix. and merely
? lokle lshoOs, as Hancock did when he
: wuz runnin.
/ hey bushel or more NV letters to
) anser, but ez none NV EN- contained the
rekisit stamps. no attention will be pade
I to EN-. | am wiilin to yoose my time