New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-07
THE TALK OF The DAY.

According to The Detroit Esenag Journal, the Demo
cras OF Detroit are IN state Of perpetual interuecne
strife. In the words OF the cOuplet they are
Fighting like devils for conciiatiOn
Ana mating each other FOR the love of God"
Some OF the convention reporters marvellousy en-
terprIsng. one person who sends specials hOlines
all whom It may concern that hooSeHelt; Inc yOLs
New-YOrk refOrner," wears not only "a nrltht 5me,
lighted by electrically bright teeth, unIlnmed glasses
merry eyf and S a. Gat s "a and
No 81 drawers" And the other correspondence glare
sspcously their shoulders "a they ask Have we
a clara Belle among usi"-tBuffalo Express
The Edmunds boom has been put on ice.
And now Chicago begins to think of the great Demo-
cratic circus on the Sth OF July
Aman in Spokane Falls Montana didn't like his wife,
and his wife liked charming imported Frenchman The
little family trouble adjusted by the Frenchman
paying the husband 200 in good spot cash. and taxi
the woman. The first circles of Spokane Falls are in
flutter over the affair."
The Rochester, Union would like to a monument
erected TO the memory of Sam Patch whose motto was,
some things can be done as we'll as Others"
An exchange wants to know whether Andrew Jackson
was a Free Trader PrOtectlOnist We have lost the
score, but impression Is that he was; and Thomas
Jefferson was another Hence 1t will be perfectly safe To
nominate the 4" old Ticket NOrrstown Herald.
tortoise, bearing the inscription G. W., IVA" was
found the other day in NorrlstOwn, Penn. But as the
Editor of The NoIYston Herald says he knows the man
who cut this legend on the back OF the tortoise prob
ably one OF his own little Jokes.
The soross is beginning TO bring forth fruit The MEM
beers have adopted OATH which novtiaes will be re-
members from caunny. This fixes that society of women
they will have 10 talk OF something else than each
other Philadelphia Record.
I'll stated that when the Queen OF Madagascar died
her loyal subjects clothes for period of thirty
DAYS This is a very cheap way 90 into mourning but
there are objections to It.
Hoe the inventor Of printing press which bears his
name anticipates IN the near future the Invention OF
Photographic press tC VIII turn oh ooV'Voo P"Peis al
hOur.-lClcveland Herald
About this time of he year the small boy thinks he has
found out all about the habits of the bumbe" bee from
his school reader and then he goes out in the field and
yrestles with the active principle of "bumble" in good
working order and finds vastly more than he ever
knew before about this interesting animal.
Dakota farmers plough their land by of broad
traction engine which drives the plough at cost OF less
than dollar per acre.
Rather strange that Nsw-York hasn't discovered
Presidential material in General II w. Slocum. His war
record IA good and he WAS elected aLarge
by majority OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS News.
The Rochester Union says that "every American
citizen will rejoice II the report that j. r. Lowell, who
misrepresents this country Minister to England Is
about to resign shall prove true" ODonovan Rosa
and the dynamite hends Will rejoice; out they are not
true American citizens
Council has passed ordinance prohibiting the post
ing of mmodest pictures on the pub 10 streets on penalty
Of fine of 81 to go and revocation OF the Dlposters
lcense.-[Baltimore Day
The SDrnqed Republican says that President is not
nominated merely to carry the country The Democrats
have been acting on that principle for the last twenty
five years
Bishop Coke insists that the theatres obscene and
shameful These ministers somehow always get into the
place where they play the iegtnate drana-lPhl2Ge-
phia Press
"Mr. Tilden's coming declinature" is the way some
papers express IT, They think he Will send it in little
letter.
singular fatality hangs the Harvard students
this year; yesterdays sudden death OF crane aseOi ana
one OF muscular men In his class being but one
pected taking off OF X. W. lowering notably bright
scholar and good ball player the suicide OF freshman
some months ago and OF Judge Lowers son the other
student.-[springfleld Republican.
Professor seelye of Amherst College says thatthe only
remedy for the evils Of Socialism is the een preaching
OF the Gospel
Senator Wade Hampton says that 1t would be NOM
mental folly for the Democrats TO nominate Mr.. Tien.
And yet The atlanta Constitution prints four columns OF
specials from every county in Georgia, demanding Mr.
Iildeus nomination.
The time Will arrive when political party VIII see
the necessity Of making the abolition Of the piano an
the necessary enthusiasm will find itself placed In power
by an overwhelming majority. Tump-ta-diddie, lump
| lump The piano must co. Atlanta Constitution
Matte Lee, magnetic girl" gave performance II
Frankfort KY the other night in presence Of Proctor
Knott and large audience. man weighing 225 pounds
sat In chair and she easily lifted him and the chair by
touching the chair with the tip OF hor finger She ough
TO be employed TO lift the gloomy pail from the Demo
| cratic party.