St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-19
SUNSHINE.


Still life-a tramp at work. louisville
Journal
a leading question-Dispute as to who
goes first. Boston Post.
sweet thing in crockery-The sugar bowl.
New York Journal.
A check for his baggage-Her marriage GER
tihcates Chicago Sun.
The lawyer and the saloon-keeper are great
at a bargain, Boston Star.
The plumber never says: ''Irs cold day
when / getleft." Boston Post
If Ignorance is bliss some people must be
supremacy happy. Boston Globe.
A doubtful state-Wondering whether she
will accept him or not. Boston Post.
A Texan steer-giviug a man twenty-four
hours to leave town. Lowell Courier.
Where there's a will there's way--for the
lawyers to get around it. Boston Star.
The early beau catches the girl, but he does
not always hold her. Wilmington Star.
Betting is no argument, yet 1t will do in
the place of a better. New Orleans Picayune
''Time is the great physician. That is
because be 'moves with leaden heal. Pitts
burg Chronicle.
Lorge ears are said to denote generosity.
The mule is very generous with his heels.
Philadelphia Call.
descriptive writer said Of pompous man
that he looked as If he knew so much that it
made him unhappy.
Wheeling, w. Va, must be great place
for carriage-smiths. This Is the remark of a
wagon the subject. Boston Star.
southern editor asserts that angels are
blondes. It is suspected that he married
brunette. San Francisco Newsletter.
A Chicago clergyman recently coupled two
Cars lin marriag' in that city end escaped
without being squeezed. Milwaukee Globe.
''My poor man. asked a man of the living
skeleton at the Dime Museum. ''where have
you been boarding!" New Orleans Picayn-
ne.
The New York Journal is advertising
serial story, ga City in the Night" It is
well the paper waited until the green cucum-
Der season was over.
There is said to be ms certainty about the
fishing in Labrador. This does not differ
materially from the fishing anywhere else
Lowell Courier.
A Florida Judge descended from the bench
and whipped lawyer. An able man. He
should be elected governor of the state.-Ar
kansaw Traveller.
Goat is a fayorite dish in San Francisco,
says a correspondent, but we see nothing I'M
usual in that, as nearly everybody eats but
ter. Merchant Traveller.
It is hopeless for short man to ever ex-
pect 10 be a tall man, but 8 tall man can
easily become a short man. This fact is so
obvious that it is scarcely worth mention
ing.
Mother, is my ehignon perfect
Shape my pannier, fix my sash;
Johnny's coming in the cleaning,
And want to make a mash.
Chicago Sun.
A colored barber in New Orleans spoke Of
distinguished Senator on whom he waited
as lone OBJ de mos extinguished obituaries
ob de place" He had heard Of distinguished
habitues, and wished to reproduce it.
A Chinaman has run away with a Chicago
mans wife. THAT'S the degraded mean
ness Of a Chinaman," observed Robert J.
Burdette; ''He win steal anything rather
than walk up and ask for it."
An exchange has an elaborate account of
the newest wrinkle in stockings. 1t omits,
however. TO mention the original wrinkle,
which still continues to carry on business at
the old stand under the heel. Burlington
Free Press.
A son Of the Emerald Isle was carrying a
duck along the street the other day by the
legs, and ''quack, quack,' naturally came
from the mouth of the biped. ''Walk, walk.
will youl' said Pat ''1ndade thin you'll
not, fir III carry you" Boston Budget
Amateur t.agedian ''Yes, sir, claim that
the mantle of Forrest has fallen on me-"
mpathizing stranger Indeed How
you must suffer-"
At ''Sufferl'
U. s. ''Yes, it fell from such height, you
know" Trinity Tablet.
Bob Burdette, the humorist, always wakes
his mustaehe before he begins TO lecture, The
Morning Journal says she does this to enable
his audience to see the points" We thought
perhaps Il was because he didn't want people
to call out: ''Down in frontI' Yonkers
Statesman.
A teacher ia one of the Sunday schools
was lecturing a class of little girls on tine in
fuence of pious instructions in the formation
Of youthful character. ''Ah, Miss Caroline, -
said he to one of the class, ''what do you
think you would have been without your
good father and pious motherr' ~ sup
pose, sir" answered Miss Caroline, 81
should have been an orphan -