Daily Republican., 1884-02-14
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Sun rises 8.b4. Sun sets 8. 81
Ohristfeld h Best.
Agents for Dunlap's Hats.
X u uIHlOrGBrOlherk, Hatlefs
Sun sets 5.35.

Ohfietneld q Best.
Agents for Dunlap's Hats.
kumfOrcBrOtherh,H Hatters
Family coal, Steward ga W. Front st.
Good -four 21zc b, Front and Madison 1t.
City Laundry, Sixth and Shipley streets.
Millard +. Davis, jewelers. h. 2nd street.
| Wringers sold and repaired, at 3lS shipley
The COlley Wringer is the best. 1913 Shipey
i Mere mirrors at 90 ct. store. Prices reduced
u. 3. Humphrey b Bro. .,hatters, ,sO2 Marke,
Fine Is X. Rings, at Hanf, Is L. Fourth s,
Out Flowers at Hayden's, 9th and ShIpley
The tailor's motto Measures mot men.
Always behind time-the back Of the clock
The tramp's favorite food" -"boned" turkey.
The true art OF living is to live naturally.
The milk Of hum an kindDess is never dilut
ed.
The 'cOrrect card for rOwdies-the Jack
of clubs.
lnThe motto for scissors editors positively
no credit.
Debt always grows bigger the more you
contract 1t.
The best prescription for poet-a com
posing draft.
Before taking " tho thief be on the look.
out for an opportunity.
| Yes 1t Is an open winter = open at both
ends and the winter blows right through It,
! Coffee roaster, 400 King street, Ia the place
to buy your zoe. cotees.
| Dr. Darmon may be consulted at his office
No. 1924 Camac street, Philadelphia.
| Catalogue Of Roses at Hay den's, 9th and
Shipley.
| The kind word that turneth away wrath
has no practical effect in turning away a
book agent.
The friends of Mr.. PendletOn might have
known that he was not quite up TO the stand.
| ard-Oil Company.
1t Is not necessary for n unmarried man to
Join the Episcopal luTch in order to become
q confirmed old bachelor.
Take your babies to Hollands, 3O7 Marke
street, and have their pictures taken BY the
| instantaneous process.
Great rush for Minett's photographs, only
q per dozen, at Westcott and Cummings s,
302 Market street.
When bachelor says he Ia single from
choice, 1t makes him mad TO ask him why the
girl made choice of some other fellow.
Ifyou want good smoke or good chew,
20 to Jas. H. Murray, lo7 East Front street.
He keeps tine stock.
Bank cashiers who are afflicted with a ma
mia for speculation are very apt to grow care
less and leave Oft the "s," In speculation.
Take your children to Westcott h Gum
mings for tine photographs, 302 Marke
street. Successor to the late j. X. Sut terley
The man who purchased porous plaster to
draw IN influence, died of a cold co traCted
by coming In contact with sight draft.
The beggar VINO insists upon appealing to
your generosity with / is breath smelling of
whisky, shows that Le has some spirit in
him alter all.
Swinburne, the poet, announces that he is
not coming to America. 1t is Fortunate that
n Presidential election is at hand to make US
forget his absence.
BARLEY Campbell may have been born a
poet, but when he tries to rhyme plenty -
with went she,' it is evident that he was
spoiled in the iiaishing up.
For the choicest brands Of wines, liquors,
and cigarsgo to Joseph X. Eggner's saloon,
5 W. corner 7th Il Church ste. Lager Beer on
draught Fine cigars on hand.
A religious exchange asks: What is the
nilsson OF the humorous paper" Well,
one Of is missions seems TO be to furnish ma
terial Tor nOL-secular journals to steal bodily.
A facetious swell who danced with couple
Of Chicago girls at u larty recently, remark
ed, that although he liked rings on his fling
ers, he couldn't stand bellies on his toes.
Yerger at 405 Shipley street, sells the best
Frames. Sells all the latest sty les, sells the
most frames, and sells them the lowest by
far and, don't you forget 1t.
An indianapolis maiden at the Bertholdi
Agency is named Hespocash." She has
considerable money in her own name.
No." she said, 1t isn't a very nice doll,
but it viii please my daughter very much,
rs it's better than the one given her little
sister,"