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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The st. Peter Herald Dem would
rather see J. B. Sackett continued in
the deputy internal revenue collectors
Office than to have the Office 60 else
where and placed lnDemocratic hands.
Mr.. Sackett would be hard to improve
upon, and if the wishes Of those hav-
ing business with the Office will be,
consulted, he will not be disturbed.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

An edict has gone forth on the H. &
D. road that no wheat on that line will
hereafter be graded as either No. l or
No. 9 hard. Nc. 1 regular is to be the
highest grade given for wheat raised in
that section.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Senator Peterson favors the REVIEW
readers this week with a lengthy article
on flax culture and stock raising. He
discourages the former and recommends
the latter. This could hardly be ex-
pected from man whose principal bus
mess is selling farm machinery.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
OYsTERs-I desire to inform the

0YSTERS-I desire to inform the
~ people of New Ulm and vicinity
that am daily in receipt Of fresh oys-
tiers direct from Baltimore, and that l
am prepared to furnish them to custom
ers in any quantity, either by the can,
stewed, or otherwise. Remember the
place, Headquarters Sample Room and
Billiard Hall, one door north of the
Dakota House.
f. SchnObrich.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
Bucklen 8 ArniCa Salve

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
ti0ns, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 10 Is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refund
ed. Price IS cents per box. Sold by G..
l.. RoOs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

"Words fail to express my gratitute,
says Mr.. Selby Carter, of Nashville,
Tenn. "for the benefits derived from
Ayers Sarsaparilla. Having been af-
tlicted all my life with scrofula, my sys-
tenn seemed saturated with it. It came
out in blotches, ulcers. and mattery
sores, all over my body Mr.. Carter
states that he was entirely cured by
Ayers Sarsaparilla, and since discon-
tinuing its use, eight months ago, has
had no return of the scrofulous symp-
toms.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
At 4 VILLAGE caucus in SleeDy Eve on

At village caucus in Sleepy Eye on
Tuesday of last week the following
nominations were made for village Of
ficers: President of the Council, ). I.
Bertrand; Councilmen, VIM. Hill, VIM.
Miller and E. Dalsgard; Treasurer, +.
Koehne; Recorder, Geo. W. Somerville;
Assessor, Henry Erler; Marshal, John
Black. The Herald says farmers from
the country and citizens Of New Ulm
were present in the caucus and voting
as freely as any one. An opposition
ticket will no doubt be placed in the
field. The election occurs next Tues
day.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Wesley Luddington, the town of
Eden broom manufacturer, was in the
city yesterday with load of as good
brooms as were ever brought here.
Mr.. Luddington understands his bust
ness and no mistake. .
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Mr.. Frank Kuetzing comes before the
REVIEW readers this week with q new
nd. Mr.. Kuetzing believes in the vir-
tue of printers ink, which is no doubt
the secret of his success.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The 'Red Handkerchief Club" was
in annual session last Monday night. A
number of our young bachelors were
present, but the girls seemed to have no
especial desire to catch on. And this
the last day of leap year
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

To-day is the last day Of Leap Year.
Girls who are basing their chances of
getting married on finding four-leaf-
ed clover before midnight had better
put en- their mittens and arctics and
hustle round. Act promptly if you
do not wish to enjoy single blessed
ness for another four years
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The untidy,' dirty appearance of a
grizzly beard should never be allowed.
Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers
will readily change their color to a
brown or black, at discretion, and thus
keep up your reputation for neatne IS
and good looks.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

A careless rabbit hunter in the town
of West Newton shot some children,
who were passing through the woods on
their way to school. One child was
shot in the face and one in the hand.
Smart man. that, to 60 out hunting and
not be able to distinguish children from
rabbits.-St. Peter HERALD
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Never try to raise family without a
good newspaper, providing it contains
the advertisement of DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup; for this valuable medicine is
necessary to keep your children in good
health.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The 18th Hessian rifle battalion band,
in their dazzling military uniforms, at
Union Hall next Saturday and Sunday
evenings Lovers of fine music should
not tall to hear them.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Christmas and New Years festivities,
by the Catholic parochial school, in
Union Hall tomorrow evening for the
benefit of the St. Alexander's Hospital.
Don't fail to attend if you survive
to-nights blowout
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Dan Dingler, Jr., of CORTLAND is now
on the mend and the attending physician
is confident of pulling him through.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

WATCHED-Hon. John Lind was pre-
sented beautiful gold watch on Christ
mas eve by committee of Tracy's citi-
zens Mr.. Lind rendered valuable SER
vices during the railroad agitation, last
winter, for which he refused pay, and
the watch was presented to him with
the 'compliments of the bond commit
tee." John feels justly proud of his
splendid and useful present.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Last Sunday was a splendid day for
outdoor enjoyments. The sleighing was
good and the weather mild.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

H. A. Subilia, who is at present in
the east in the interest of the Sleepy
Eye Roller Mill Co., favors the REVIEW
readers with letter from New York.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Next Monday Auditor Constans, Re-
gister Walton and Sheriff Casey will
step down and out, andsathe officers
elect will step in and take possession.
The outgoing officers have performed
their duties well, and they retire from
official duties and cares with the we'll
wiches of the entire people of Brown
County. The incoming officers are
men Of ability and will no doubt prove
worthy successors to the outgoing
gentlemen.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Coal Oil or Petroleum may be very
nice for Illuminating or lubricating
purposes, but surely it is not the proper
thing to cure a coug III with. DIR. Bulls
Cough Syrup is looked upon as the
standard Cough remedy.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The Christmas festivities were
somewhat marred by the extremely
cold weather.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Those DESTROYS of dancing the. old
year out and the new year in will find
ample opportunity at either Turner
or Union halls.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
sNEWsJJLM AND VICINITY
|inona 4 St. Peter + r
Officers OF Brown County

Post Office Address New Ulm.
AuDIroR-H. B. Constans. sGs
rR1AsuRER-R. PefFeferle.
REGISTER OF DEEDs-A. f. Walton
JUNIOR OF PRoBATE-E. Brandt.
CLERKoT THE DIST. CoURT-Albert Blanchard
SHERIyT-Edward Casey. 43
SURvEYoR-J. Berndt. (
COURT COMMISSIONEk-.h. Hagbcrg
COUNTY ATTORNEY-Fr. E0aseu
CoRoNER-Jonas LaudeFschlagerSS
COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT j. E. Velik0nje
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

II. B. Constans, insurance agent,
has our thanks for couple of hand.
some calendars for 1885.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Tomorrow is New Years Day, a We
ry appropriate time to inaugurate new
resolutions, pay off old debts, settle
personal differences, re-af1irm vows,
balance up your moral ledger, and to
renew the subscription for the REVIEW.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The backbone OF the cold snap was
broken last Friday. south wind bring
ing us q more comfortable atmosphere.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Send Money bu American Er-
press Co. Money Orders.
Receipts given. Money refunded if
Orders are lost. Sold at all Offices of
the Co. Payable at $500 places.
RATES,
70 $3.50: $40 s20-lOc: 500 12c $4o.15c $4,000
July 9--S5
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

DR.. Mar den celebrated his slKtleth
birthday last Monday. The doctor is
qnitc spry for man of his age, the re-
suit of his good habits, no boubt.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

MIR. Carl Getting of CORTLAND died
last Sunday. His death was not unex-
pected, as he grew steadily worse since
last Wednesday. He will be buried to-
day, from the German Lutheran church
in this city. The bereaved have the
sympathy of their many New Ulm
friends
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Officers of the City of New Ulm.
kAYoR-H. b. Constans.
CouNo1LoRs-M, Epple, L.Buenger, c. Loenhard.
Pfe6erle and j. PfGnnnger.
CLERK-Jacob Nix.
TRBAsURHR-Fr. Forster.
CITY JusT1cEs-R. Fischer and Aug. Westphal.
CITY ATToRNEY-Jos. A. Eckstein.
CONsTABLE-JOB. GALES.
MARSHALL. Gommel.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Our merchants are quite generally
engaged in taking account of stock and
figuring up their year s income.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
s. D. PETERSON,

Just received 20 cases of Oshkosh
best matches. selling at 2 cts. per box,
at F. Kuetzing's.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

All the Christmas festivals in this CT
ty passed off as per announcement.
Both young and old enjoyed themselves
hugely.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
Don't forget to write it 1885.

Room moulding for hanging pic
lures, at Chas. Wagner's.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Snow! Snow!! Suow!!!-The heaviest
snowfall of the season. occurred last
Sunday night. On Monday night it
again commenced showing, and the
fealhery flakes are till coming down
as we 90 to press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The coming in of the New Year will
be heralded by the ringing of church
bells, firing off guns and such individ-
ual demonstrations as fancy may die
tate. At the halls the dancing will be
temporarily suspended TO allow the
crowds assembled to join in the gener-
al congratulation. Ii the weather is
fair the town will present lively ap-
pearance at midnight.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

G. J. Klein.and Chas. McBeth, two
of Mankato's enterprising citizens,
have gone to New Orleans to run a
side show to the great Worlds EXPOSE
ton. Their show consists of thirty
eight wooden images and a scaffold,
the former to represent the hirty-eight
Indians hung at Mankato, and the
scatfold to represent the means of their
death. Mankato brains got ahead of
St. Peter for once
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

The new Wheeler & Wilson sewing
machine which Mr.. Jacobs has offered
as a premium to purchasers of goods at
his. store, will be ratified out this even
ing, at Fred Williams saloon.
1t has been decided in courts that if
partner of dissolved firm neglects to
give notice through Il newspaper of the
dissolution of partnership, he is equally
liable with his partner for all debts
contracted after dissolution. This is
worth remembering.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Best bargains in Dress Goods ever
offered in New Ulm at F. Kuetzlng's.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

A social affair of considerable mag
nitude occurred in this city last even
ing. We refer to the reception given
by Mr.. and Mrs. S. y. Peterson. A.
bout $50 invitations were issued, and
they were very generally accepted. We
60 to press too early to give an extend.
ed account of the affair, but that it was
grand success all may rest assured.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Burglars broke into Frank Kuetzing's
store last Sunday night and helped
themselves to all the small change in
the money drawers, the best jewelry
in the show cases and couple of
pipes. The value of the goods stolen
and the cash amounted to near $50.
The thieves gained entrance to the store
by knocking out a pane of glass in a
rear door and then, as the door key
hung within reach, they had only to
walk in. The theft, Mr. Kuetzing
thinks, was committed between 8 aud 9
o'clock in the evening, and the suspect
ed parties took the 9:35 train for the
east. The only wonder is that the
thieves were considerate enough to
leave so much valuable jewelry behind.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

Tomorrow, bright and early, our
carrier, Philip Liesch, will make his
annual call on the city readers of the
REVIEW, and we bespeak for him that
generous response which has formerly
been accorded. Philip appreciates a
kindness, and has a happy faculty of
remembering the doners.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
Nv ulm Market Report.

corrected weekly by R. pFEFFERLE: dealer in
1rsln, Provisions, groceries ana Country Pro-
0uce.l
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31
The REVIEW wishes everybody
A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Welcome, 1885.

Good-by. 1884.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-12-31

just received Is cases of the best
laundry soaps at F. Kuetzing's. Only
5 cts. q bar.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-12-25

"Sick list" exclaimed he. "They're
both shot, and here are the compli-
ments Of the same devils, intended for
me" he continued, showing bullet
hole through his coat. He went on;
''You see, the Colonel, and Capt. l..
-- and myself got an mixing from
some source, that you and NJ. were
going outside the picket line to see
some girls. We planned big scare
for you. We learned from the ser
geant who was out on the scout with
you where you had seen some very
pretty girls. The night you went
away, we suspected YOU had gone
there, SO we mounted and rode out
there. We galloped around the house
and made believe there were a squad,
ron of us, giving orders, and surround
ing the place. We took big risk of
getting shot at by you, but we as
sumed you'd be so scared, that you'd
come out ia the dark and do no shoot
ing, but would surrender supposing
us to be rebels. We meant to dis
guise our voices, after capturing you
and graveIy discuss the propriety oil
shooting you as spies, Or sending you
to the South as prisoners, and then
after soaring you all but to death,
conclude to let you return to your
camp sadder and wiser mon
While we were beating about the
house, for some time trying to scare
you out, and old darkey came out and
told US there were mo gemmens III de
house, shuah," and then we started
home supposing ourselves beautifully
sold. In few minutes we encoun-
tered gang of guerrillas, and they
took after us like wild devils. The
foremost of them emptied their re-
volvers and carbines at us, putting a
ball through the Colonels arm, an
other through LIS leg; and another
through my coat. Our horses
were the freshest, and we got away,
but the poor Colonel nearly broke his
neck. His horse galloped off the high
bank of one of these sunken creeks
and down they went horse and man
at least twenty feet into the
water. We fished them out
only by their wading down
stream a long way; and at last
we got inside the lines scared out of
our boots L. stead of having the Joke
on you, we had the roughest one on
as that I ever want. Lord but didn't
we feel mean cantering off with those
rebel devils at our heels sending their
bullets about our ears?"
l gave the Captain another cup OF
punch, but 7 did not tell him ou1
part Of the story. Their attempt tc
play joke on US, saved our lives, per
haps, and nearly cost them theirs.
But neither love of beauty nor love OF
adventure ever drove Capt. NJ,
or myself outside the picket lines
after that. We never saw our charm
ers again.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-12-25
They'd Better Stay Away.
Detroit Free Press.

IT like to know about some Office
under Gloveiand?" he said as he beck
oned lawyer across the street from
the door OF his saloon.
''Well, what is it2"
Il like to know if I vhas to haf
soma office. My place vhas headquart-
ers last fall for some Cleveland CLUBS.
und all der boys tell me vhas sure of
something fat"
'Then you are looking for some
thlng?"
''Vhell. I dunno When Cleveland
vhas elected der boys began to drop in
here. One OF 'em says: What bost-
master you vhill make for Detroit9
By Georgel wish Tvhas your Vhell,
dot tickles me, you know, und I treat
der crowd TO peer. Pooty soon anoder
crowd comes in, und one of der poys
calls oudt:
Let dis convention come to some
order. We vhas now in der presence
of der next boss of der Custom House.
| calls for three cheers for Carl Dun
derr
''Vhen he says dot I feels goot all
oafer, und it seems right to set oop der
peer"
II see.
"Vhell, almost eafery night gang
comes aroundt to my place to shake
me Ply der handt, und somepody
says:
"'Hipl hipl hurrah! Carl Dunder
vhas solid NIT der coming admins
tlationi He picks oudt der fattest
office for himself, und ne remempers
his friends NIT der lean onesr
when somephody talks like dot
feels schmilev und soft, und I tap q
new kcg of lager. Now, I like to ask
you if vhas right. Ny poy Shake
says doan' got SO much as a shmell
Of Office, und ! my oldt woman says der
poys make q fool of me-"
81 guess they are right. !"
Don't you pellet I vhas der Gus
tom House"
mo, SIR"
Nor der postoffce?"
mo, sir"
Don't 1 haf some place at 50, 600 a
year?"
II doubt it."
Wasn't / even invited down to
Washington to see Cleveland go nit
der white house?"
''Not unless you invite yourself"
''Vhell! vhell! So Shake und der
old womans vhas right, und der poys
vhas putting some soft soap on nae!
Sayl
eyes"
dot vhas all right, but like to say
something, und doan' you forget hina
Tonight dot same crowd comes
aroundt here. und somepody vhill be-
gin to hurrah for der next postmaster
You ought to be here! Der dog Will
be loose, and I shall haf two CLUBS
handy, and you will see fifteen men
in sooch a hurry to get oudt doors dot
you pellet some earthquakes vhas
shaking oop Detroit! Shust come
aroundt una see how disappointed
office-seeker vhill handle two CLUBS
und pull-dogr'
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-12-25
A SQUATTER FAMILY.
Arkansas Natives ON THOR OWN
Stamping Ground
Arkansas TraNaIar

II do not see any popularity about
your people" " said an eastern judge,
addressing his travelling companion, q
weli-known Arkansas lawyer. q
have travelled quite extensively in the
state, and [ have not, as vet, found
that eccentrIcity of action and pre-
varication of reply that has often
amused me ia the newspapers.
'You have done most Of your trav-
cling by rail, the lawyer replied.
This is your first trip away from the
main road. I'll show you some of our
genuine natives. Yonder is house.
Call the landlord and hold q CONVEX
sation with him.
''Hello!" called the judge.
"Comin'!' the man replied, deposit
ing child in the doorway and ad-
vanciug.
'How's all the folks?"
''Children's hearty; wife not well.
Amt what you might call edsick,
but just sorter stretchy."
Got anything to eatin the house?''
''Ef [ had it anywhere I'd have it in
the house"
How long have you been living
here?n
''Too long"
How many years."
Been here ever since my Oldest boy
was born"
What year was he born2"
THE year I come here"
How old is your boy?"
'Ef he had lived he would have
been the Oldest until yet, but he died.
Jim's the oldest"
How old is Jim?"
He amt as old as the one that
died"
well, how old was the one that
died2"
He was older than jim"
What do you do here for a liv-
ing?o
Eat"
How do you get anything to eat?"
The best way we kin"
How do you spend your Sun
days?"
Like the week days"
How do you spend them9@
Like Sundays"
is that your daughter yonder|
mo sir; she ain't myidaughteryon-
der, nor nowhere else.
Is she relative Of yours?"
mo, sir; no kin"
kin to your wife, I Supposed"
mo kin to nay wife, but she's kin
to my children"
How do you make that out?"
She's my wife"
CHOW far is it to the next house?"
''It is called three miles, but the
! man who calls it that is a liar"