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Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-03
RaiIrnads.
New Haven & Northampton R. R,

New Haven & Northampton R. R, ON AND AFTER SEPT. 29. 1884. TRAINS WILL LEAVE NEW HAVEN at 7:15 a. In., 1925 a. m. and 4:1Op m. for New Hartford, West1eid Holyoke, Williamsburg, Turner's Falls and North Adains At 6.25 p m Accommodation Train for New Hart ford and Williamsburgh
 Trains will arrive from Williamsburgh and all in terineffate points at 9:17 O.. m., and from North Adams Turner's Falls, and all points between, at 11:52 a. nl., 500 p. n. and S2S p.
 For particulars see small time tables at all sta tions S. B. OPDYKE, JR., Supt: New Haven and Derby Railroad. Train Arrangement commencing July 16, 1884
 LEAVE NEW HAVEN At TOO and $50 a. n., 200, 545 6:29 D. Satur- days at 11:00 p. m
 LEAVE ANSONIA At 6:35, 905 and 40 a. n., 3:25 and 7:31 P. m. Connections are made at AnSonia with passenger trains of the Naugatuck railroad and at New Haven with the principal trains of other roads centerine there. E. $. OUTWARD, Sup't.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-03

ing city ordinance in pasturing cows on the street, nolle; William Bassett, breach of the peace against George Burre1, nolle; Adam Smearoff, truancy, to November 6; Patrick Finnegan, drunk, $3 fine, $6.1S costs, and breach of the peace against Thomas Heffer- man. iudpment suspended
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-03


 His Address At CarII's Opera House Saturday EVenfng-The Most En- thusiasttc Rally of the Cam. paign-Rum, ROman1sm and Rebel HOn-A Scathfng Reply From MT. SchoOnmaker, Himself Roman Catholic.
 The audience at Carlrs Opera House Sat urday evening was somewhat smaller than at previous Republican rallies, but the same en- thusiasm for Blaine and Logan was mani Tested and one of the most effective speeches of the campaign was delivered by the Hon. F. x. Schoonmaker, of New York.
 The Blaine and Logan Glee club rendered two songs. MT. John s. Fowler read the list of officers of the meeting and introduced the Rev. Dr. J. O. Peck as the president of the meeting. The officers were as follows:
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-03
c. s. BunneH. SECRETARTES

Rev. Dr. Peck said on taking the chair: ''I thank the committee for the honor confer red upon me by asking me to preside at this meeting It is an honor in this campaign when truth and righteousness are opposed by false hood and unrighteousness, to stand up and be counted. am a Republican without any Democratic or Independent attachments Cheers and an infants cry). It is grand augury of hope that the very babes cry out for the Republican party. I am Republican because believe in America for Americans, and not for Great Britain. am a RepubI- can because that party is foremost in all that tends to the elevation of the country. The hepuDhcan party represents that which con- cerns the interests of every man. have been long acquainted with James c R1o;na and was neighbor of John A. I,ooan fo, several years. I believe Blaine and Tor-o,, = be men who represent political honor Ton; a Republican because I do not want n. White House that Lucy Hayes honored ever to become a bachelors hall or a Turkish harem. am 8 Republican and prohibi- tionist, and ask that temperance men shall pause before they withdraw their votes from a Republican and 8 temperance man.
 After more songs by the Glee club Mr.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-03
ABNER AUSTIN. .
Death of one of New Haven's oldest
 and Most Respected Merchants.

Death of One of New Haven'E oldest
 and Most Respected Merchants.
 Another of New. .Havens oldest and most respected citizens has passed from this to the life beyond. Abner Austin, of the firm of Gilbert & Austin, expired at his home, No. 97 Grove street, on Saturday evening at a quarter-past o'clock. The immediate cause of death was stroke of paralysis, and al- though the best medical skill was summoned and everything that loving hands could do was extended to the sufferer, yet all was of no avail. His advanced years although nat urally of vigorous constitution, could not withstand the strain upon the brittle thread of life md death claimed him as it's own.
 Mir Austin was born in Madison, Conn, January 3, 1910. At 16 years of age he came to this city and found employment with the late Professor Benjamin Silliman and re- mainod in his employ about two years, acting as the professors assistant in the chemical laboratory. Later he assisted in laboratory work when Professor c. N. Shepherd was in charge and in this way obtained Q good knowledge of chemistry. Afterward he was employed in the family of Eli Whit ney, the inventor of the cotton gin, and by his prudent, sagacious and lAShCtoDAS "CAt StAC ScAAAAetSAASo and esteem of his employer. After the death of MT. Whitney, Mir. Austin started in busi- ness for himself at the corner of St. John and Olive streets. Forty five years ago MT. Austin commenced business on the corner of Church and Elm streets, the firm being first Smith & Austin, then for short time he was in business alone and then the firm be- came Austin & Gilbert, which continued up to the time of his death. MT. Austin mar ried Esther Ann Gilbert, daughter of Elijah Gilbert and sister of his partner, the pres ent Elijah Gilbert. His wife died about ten years ago. The deceased leaves one son, E. Gilbert Austin, and daughter, Sarah E. Austin. MT Austin was very successful ill business and the firm of which he was the senior member has ever been looked upon as one of the most reliable in the city. He was modest, unassuming man and never aspired to public office; had he done so he could have hold important positions in the town and city governments, which were often rendered him and often refused. His death removes another from among the roll of New Haven's successful merchants, one of those who have always given character to the business in which they were engaged, for honor, sobriety and uprightness. The de- ceased was for many years previous to his death an honored member of the North church.;
Morning journal and courier., 1884-11-03
MANUFACTURING STOCK.
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 NEW YORK.-Calhom, Robinson & O.. MiIls & Gibb, Dunham, Buckley & Co, Sylvester Hilton 6 Co.,, H. B. Clafiin & Co.,, Vim. H. Lyon & Co Bates Bates Reed @ < Cooley @ sTeeser Pembgook K < Harbison & Loder, E. s. Jaffrey & O., T. J. Rob erts, and neIII all retail iII houses. ,, ~. ,, Durren 6 Co, Sheppard, Newell 6 Co, R. H. White CHECAGO.-Marshaii Field 6 G., J. V Far well q Go MandalI Bros;
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 Schwetzer Sachs 6 Co.,, and also houses in every other city in the United States
 The duty these goods is 45 per cent. ad vaorem, besides being protected by Patents. Goods of this class consumed in the United States alone last year were valued at over s 000,00 The officers of the company refer to Hon. Clinton Rice, No. Washington Building, New York, Presi- dent; Messrs. Morris, Browne & Co.,, Bankers, New York; Cashier Columbia Bank, corner Fifth avenue and 42d street, New York; MesSTs. Joseph Stines 6 Co.,, Bankers, 20 Exchange Place, New York. For further information prospectus parties wishing to subscribe address
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IF. YOU ARE GOING WEST OR SOUTH
 TRAVEL BY THE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
Naugatuck RaiIroad.

The Best Railroad ln the World,
 DAILY EXPRESS TRAINS TO THE WEST.
 Apply for tickets and full information to J. N States ticket agent, Y. Y., N. H. 6 H. R. R., New Haven j97
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
A Previous Engagement.

An erroneous phrenologist once
told me that l would shine as a re-
vivalist, and said that | ought to
marry tall blonde, with a nervous
sanguinary temperament. Then he
said; cone dollar, please and |
said: "All right, gentle scientist,
with tawny name, | will give you
the dollar, and marry the tall blonde
with the bank account and bilious
temperament when you give me a
chart showing me how to dispose of
brown-eyed brunette with thoughtful
cast of countenance, who married me
in an unguarded moment two years
ago."
He looked at me in a reproachful
kind of way, struck me with a chair
in an Observation-Disclosures and stole
away.-One of Bill Nye's Western
Narratives.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
Too Much Harmony.

The other day a number of mar
ried men were standing at the corner
of Jefferson and Mclean streets, says
the Through Mail, talking about a
case in the police court that day. A
woman was fined for beating her hus-
band, and the unanimous opinion of
the married men was that any man
who would let woman lick him was
a fool, and ought to be ashamed to
have her arrested for it. No one was
more outspoken in his opinion of the
cowardice of such man than Easy
go, and just as he finished delivering
himself of some very emphatic Ian
guage a red.headed woman stuck her
head out of the door of a house and
remarked:
"Easygo, need hod of coal"
Cali right" he replied. "You see,
gentlemen, my wife speaks very kind
ly and politely to me, and as conse-
quence we live together in harmony
so thick you could cut it with case
knife"
"Henry Easygo, l want hod of
coall" again came from the house, as
a read head vanished from the open
door.
"Very well, wife. Now, gentlemen,
l am proud to obey her meanest
wish, because she is So
"Hen-ne-ryl Are you going to
bring me that coal?"
eyes, in a minute. Now, if was
to stay here much longer she would
go and get it herself; but l don't want
her to do that, so l will 60 and get it
for her. Yes, sirs; the harmony of
our household is as thick as cream,
and, | tell you, we never have any
misunderstanding or chickering's; but
if we did l would
"What !" demanded the red-headed
woman, jumping over the board fence
in front of the house. "What would
you do, sir?" brandishing the potato
masher over his head.
T-I-I-Pd be very sorry!"
said Easygo, meekly.
$50 you would" his better half re-
piled. "Now you skip out and get
that coal, or you'll be the sorriest
looking mangled remains that ever
was cast aside by a red-headed cy-
clone! Gents we have more harmony
at our house than we know what to do
with, and it's begun to sour" and she
followed her husband into the house,
while one of the men remarked:
"Oh, yes! It's thick as cream, aud
you might cut it with a case-knife,
but it's sour as clabber."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
A Parliamentariau.

The Negro chairman of conven-
ton which recently met in Little
Rock rendered an important decision.
During clamor for recognition, the
chairman said:
LET de cheer-let the cheer rule
OH that pint. De cheer rules dat de
two gennerman kahn talk at the same
time. One gennerman mus talk, an
airtcr he gifts dun, de udder genner-
man he ken talk"
"Who's got do Ao'?" demanded a
delegate.
"Neber mine who's got the Ao.'
Keep on er akin yer unpovermentry
questions an yer ell hab de Ao'--
hab all of it dat yer kin kiver.
takes dis heah mefod for to 'nounoe
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
PERFECTLY Safe.

Jones-"See here, Smith, | don't
like to hurry you away from the boys,
but you are a married man and | am
afraid you will have trouble if you
stay with us any later. 1t is nearly
midnight"
Smith-"Oh, don't worry about
me; Pm all right"
"But you said Mrs. S. nearly took
the roof off when you got home after
midnight"
eyes, but there is no danger this
evening"
won't she be awake p
"Oh, she will be wide awake
enough, but my eldest daughter had
her beau with her this evening"
"What difference can that make p
"A very great difference. She will
have all the clocks two hours slow y
Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
Justifiable Circumstances.

As the lynchers placed the rope
about his neck the trembling victim
said:
Gentlemen, if you would allow
me one word or explanation / am sure
you would spare my life."
"You tried to wreck a train didn't
you?"
eyes, but"
"Ripped up whole length Of
track, didn't your"
81 did, but"
"Knew there were people on the
train who might be killed, didn't your"
eyes, but"
"Well, but WHAT"
"Why, you see there was one of
those fellows that go through the
train taking Presidential votes"
"Why in thunder didn't you say SO?
Boys, take off the rope and give him
drink out of our bottle. New
York Mail and Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
A whitening Retort.

a group of gentlemen at the Carl
ton were pleasantly discussing the
failings of a well-known minor poiti-
clan who was gathered to his fathers
One of them, who during the de-
ceased's lifetime had apparently been
his intimate friend, particularly dis
tinguished himself by the searching
nature of his criticisms on the less
pleasing qualities Of the departed.
just as he was concluding his re-
marks, Mr.. Disraeli joined the group,
and was at once deferentially asked
by the post-mortem depreciator
whether he (Mr. DisraeliD did not
take the speakers rather unpleasing
view of the defunct politician. "But,"
objected Mr.. Disraeli, 81 always
understood that you were a great ally
of the gentleman we have lost" "Oh,
dear me, no" said the depreciator,
"only an acquaintance, assure you."
"Ah," said the Prime Minister, smil-
ing, 81 had thought the contrary.
But though did not observe all the
failings in the late Mr.. - which
you have just kindly enumerated, yet
/ agree with you so far as to acknowl.
edge that | constantly found him
guilty of one particular SIM" "In-
deed" said the depreciator, delighted,
"and what was that, may l ask ?"
"a sin, sir" replied Mr.. Disraeli, "of
which nobody can accuse you-sin-
cer-ity." y."-English Paper.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
From the Black Hills.

"I'm q bad man from the b ack
Hills, / tell ye," said a man at the
corner of Front and Center streets
the other day. "I'm rustler, yer
kin bet yer butes. That's the kind
buzz-saw ] am !"
"Say, you don't wanter come braggin'
round here" said large burly-look-
ing fellow, who seemed to be spelling
for fight. ave don't take no sass
of'n nobody. Now jcs clamp yer
fly-trap, er l spill yer snoot all over
yer red-aannel shirt"
81 amt afeard O. no sich gum
swizzled crank like you," the bad
man replied, that's the kind o a
trip-hammer ! am"
"Wall, eff yer don't shet up, I'll
smash yer couple in ther mouth p
eyer great big blowhard, and
don't yer fargit it," said the bad man.
81 amt afeard O. no sich a mush-
eatin' varmint like you. That's the
kind O. fiery furnace am, stranger" !"
"Wall, keep your eye peeled. Yer
goin' ter say somethin' in about a
mint 'at'll rilo me up, an then Pm
goin' ter maui ther blue smoke outen
ye."
well, jes come OH an begin
knockin'. That's the kind Of a blue
nosed snow-slide ] am"
Then they began knocking, and
they continued knocking for some
time, and, as they progressed, it be.
came painfully apparent to the other
fellow that the bad man from the
Black Hills was doing him up. At
last the man that was not from Black
Hills remarked that sufficiency of
anything was plenty, when tho other
arose and said:
Gentlemen, it amt everybody as
brags that won't fight. That's the
kind of knock-kneed cyclone | amp
and he strobe triumphantly away
Through Mail.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

The papers speak of the consump-
ton of the domestic cigar. We were
aware that something pretty bad was
the matter with domestic cigars. II
it is consumption, let US hope that il
is the gallopipg consumption, SO that
the patient may be disposed of as
soon as possible.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

1t is announced that Mrs. Belva
Lockwood intends to have her cabin
ct made la Pompadour, cut bias,
with seven rows of anticipating
down the front, and jabot of Span
ish lace, with ruching of Scotch null
and pink bows around the neck
Springfield Union.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

My physician said i coulo not live,
my liver out of order, frequently
vomited grcenish mucous, skin yellow,
small dry humors on face, stomach
would not retain food. Burdock
Blood Bitters cured me. Mrs. Ade-
laide O'Brien, 36 Exchange St., Buf-
falo, New York.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A Tennessee druggist recently gave
a darkey two quarts of whisky, un-
der the supposition that he had been
bitten by a rattlesnake. When he
found be had only been stung by a
wasp he promptly pumped him ont
and had him arrested for grand lar
Globe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

"No, my daughter" said a million
aire manufacturer, "T'd never con.
sent to your marrying a bank cash
ier. Your lungs are too delicate to
stand the rigors of a Canadian win.
ter. ."-Philadelphia Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A young man asks if it is proper
to dance with lady when her hus-
band is PRESENT. Certainly, only be
particular to notice what part of the
ball room he is.-Brooklyn Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A woman has been arrested in New
York for cruelty whipping her oldest
son. She told the magistrate that
she didn't know it was violation of
the law for a woman to "bang her
heir" Then he doubled the amount
of her bail.-Norristown Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

Several persons were recently killed
in circus in Russia. We didn't
learn how it happened, but suppose
that the clown accidentally fired off
a new joke and the people laughed
themselves to death at it.-Paris Bea-
onp
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

myself de nominee for county jedge.
All in faber o dis measure will make
it known by sayin' H., an dose OPP
posed wild please gin up dar seats to
pussons whut's got more sense. De
rs hab it:"--Arkansaw Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

At meeting of religious society
in Paterson, N. Jersey, a few nights
ago, the pastor was called fool, a
hypocrite and a muttonhead. What
Office he was running for is not stated.
PHILADELPHIA Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

1t is worthy of notice that while
the price of new rye goes up and
down almost every day, the charge
for old rye maintains a wonderful
steadiness. Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

Native.-"Well, how do you like
our town." Visitor.-"Very nice
place. Just consider; there are
twenty-five trains on which one can
leave daily."-Minnesota Bazoo.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

The "Charge of the Light Brigade"
has never been retracted, nor has the
author been sued for damages.-The
Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

"Yes," remarked the shopkeeper,
81 begin to believe that there is to
be revival in business. Our credi-
tors are already on the anxious seat"
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A factory for the manufacture of
artificial teeth is to be established at
Utica, N. Y, with capacity of 5000
sets day. That's gnawful lot
Judge.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

When young man is lingering the
cash left him by his grandfather, can
it be said he is reveling in his ances.
tral hauls.-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

"What made you steal that water
proof cloak ?" demanded the judge.
The culprit whimpered; 81 was try
ing to lay up something for a rainy
day."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A new opera is called "The Orange
Girl" 1t is expected to provoke
"peels of laughter. r."--Norristown
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

There is not much difference be-
tween spending money on lottery
and q lot O. rye.-Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A Meadville girl who has fallen in
love with journalist refers to him
as her papier achc.-Oil City Der
rick.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

"How do you measure your profits p
asked friend of a lapidary. "By
quartz, of se."-Boston Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

Scepticism is sort of envenomed
sensitiveness. .-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A Missouri man has seventeen bull
let holes in his head, but his brain is
not injured.-Beacon.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

Sleight Of hand-refusing an offer.
Philadelphia Record.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
Advertising Rates.

business Cards, year. dollar for every line.
local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion.
and all notices continued for three months longer.
. discount of per cent.
Advertisements unaceompanied by verbal or written
directions will be published three months
advertisements, under contract, ordered out 90
bIe expiration of time, will DO charged full rates.
40 paper discontinued until all arresrages are paid
a. c-pt at the option Of the publisher.
Transient advertisements must be paid in advance
1sS-rerms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts Inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

The postage stamp knows its duty
and sticks to it.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

If consistency is jewel, why isn't
it more fashionable to wear it?-The
Dial.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

The drummer's candidate for Pres
ident is sure to be beaten.-Lowell
Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

1t takes very little expedition and
energy to catch cold.-Lowell Cour-
ier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

Can the girl who elopes be termed
the "maid of the mist?"-Boston
Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
MICHIGAN CENTEAL

The Niagara Falls Romte.
Arrival and departure of trains noted below as
follows:
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22

A rising young man-the elevator
boy.-Boston Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-22
WIT AND HUMOR.
The center of gravity-V,-Judg

Behind time-thc back of a clock.
Elk.