New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-06
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The Ctjeogo Times says that tho "yOung mems" delega
ton from this city to the Chicago Convention "a pretty
tough o." and processes be Mortified at the fact Com
ing from Chicago the city where political cussedness
nourishes Ike green bay tree this statement Is wildly
hilarious.
Mr. Dorsey's scheme to have NewMexico admitted as
ale in order that he may represent in the Senate Will
not win. When New-MeNcO Is admitted 1t will send up
cowboy or somebody else II can Tust.-lClncnnau In
qUrcr.
The BapfSi Weekly Of this city states that number OF
Door mis- ,ionaries arc several years behind in their sub
scrptons and says that the difficulty Of remting money
ia no douot the cause of their delinquency More likely
as they are missionaries tho difficulty OF getting any
money to remit.
The papers of California have begun to tell their big
fruit and vegetable stories They have straw0erres
serN slices covered with sugar and cream, and green
peas large cannon balls.-iAansas City Journal
There little doubt that Mr.. Tden will be the leading
candidate in the coming National Democratic Convention
II Andrew Jacksons Is not mentioned. But Andrew
has sagreeable way OF bO6bng up on such occasions,
and he may do 1t again
General sherman is reported to be angry with the st.
Louis public authorities because watertax bill pre-
sented him. veil Is mercifuly his Ian
guage when the gas bills come tPttsburg Dispatch
Rochefor the French Anarchist abuses General Grant
so vicously it Is suspected he must at time have
asked the General for an Office and been refused.
We are reminded OF the prevalence Eastern Journal
pick shoes and red neckes upon our streetstChicago
News.
Cremation is rapidly becoming living issue, although
the subject is dead The Government Of Spain has
peoned to permit this method ofdisposng of the
dead when so desired.
Tho business mems" boom Is the most nfees, thing
in Chicago Arthurs friends are heartily disguised
wiihit.-IC Cincinnati NewsJournal.
It was hoped by many that this Convention would be
allowed to pass without the Introduction OF such time
worn phrases " made the welkn ring,' "kaeido-
scopic changes" and the wbirligg OF time" but the
hope vain. There Is somebody In Chicago who Is
sending these phrases specials large number OF pa
pers The Herald has not yet tried TO live up to its rad
tons by referring to the Convention as holocaust
but there is yet time.
workmen, while tearing down building in New-Jer-
sey recently. found violin that once belonged to
Tom Paine the infde. The fact that the infde crop
the oldest nhabit ants OF the town very small is
accepted as proof that Paine didn't play much on his
that his skeleton would have been found alongside OF
fddle.-t Norristown Herald.
The Boston Transcript contributes the first line. OF
a "pome" which would have a contemporaneous human
interest for this city They are as follows:
Ho gallant cubbers OF the finest look that your arms
be bright.
Ho. watchmen at old Ludlow-st., keep watch and
Ward tonight.
The Rochester Democrat and Chronicle will appear an
eighpage paper about the first OF August All the prom
nen newspapers destined take this form
ually although few like The Troy Times declare that
they will retain their blanket form.
d. Webster Flanagan and Theodore Roosevelt were
standing shoulder to shoulder at last advices 1t will be
interesting to watch and where these two eminent
refonners part company Philadelphia Press.
The chicago Herald states that of tho immortal 500
brass band refused to sleep in his bed at the fremont
House until the OF lie said wasn't
going TO sleep between two ab.e-coths at his time Of
life.
A the Democratic party is in such need OF Presidential
two false prophets to run NEW YORK TRIBUNE. And
Gntaconze the whole Irish vote by running couple OF
"nigSers" What are you thinking OF Philadelphia
Inquirer
Mr. Henry Watterson pays HIS compliments 10 me
Ner- York sun, He says It is like Paddy's pig It can
neither DO counted, nor counted hut worse even
than that it aspeces OF journalistic little Joker
now you see, and YOU don't" Apparently Mr..
Watteraon has been seeing 1t good deal lately.
Amateur yachtsmcn now put on their uniforms stroll
down the docks and look at thoir boats lying ont the
stream and then roll hOnoWad again IN genuine scadog
style Boston FO9t.
Some one suggests that General Butler "a the Gyp.y
Queen Of American politics; but that can hardly be. lie
Is the only and genuine Dick Deadeye
one reason why Chicago is fond OF big conventions
il tat they give her newspapers an excuse Tor publish
ing colossal editions II there Is anything Chicago
man delights IN It Is big new .pIper.- Cleveland
Leader.
The scientists OF Charleston and Columbia. g c.. are
still discussing the alleged occult power OF Miss Lulu
Hurst Some think IT is mind while others think 1t is
muscle
The Baltimore american SAYS that The Nec York Her.
didls the O'Donoyan Rosa OF American journalism
Now what will Jeremiah say to thati
The Houston Post declares oyfuly that Tillen is in.
eyabe. That just what multtudes Democrats are
fearing.
The The Neio York Times gets ont OF the Repub
oan party ANA stays out the better for the party il is
edited IN malice aud directed Ia o0ld-blooded selfish.
ness.-l Chicago Inter Ocean