Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-03-13
The great A merican Hog.
Peck's Sun.


Peck's Sun.
This country has got to mako test
case of the hog business, and
triumph, SO that our national staple
shall be received as legal tender in all
countries, or the time will come when
nothing that is grown in America will
be allowed entrance into foreign
countries, and then every body will goto
the poor house. The hog must be the
wedge that puts its nose under the
gate of the foreign garden, and opens
the port. And in view of The tact that
we are TO make tho hog our national
weapon to fight national prejudice, we
should organize the whole country into
hog clubs. There should be grand
hog lodge, presided over by worship
full tycoon, and subordinate lodges
everywhere. The hog must be the
wat tchword, and pork our battle cry.
When foreign nations see that we
mean b1sine,s, and that all Of our
people have enlisted on the side of
free pork, they will pay attention.
We mast talk hog everywhere, wear
hogs on our watch-guards, and tight at
the drop of the hat, any person that
speaks disrespectful Of the animal
that gives tone 10 the baked bean,
gravy to the potato, and which lubri-
Gates everything. If we allow the
eIete mOnarcnies OF the old wo!jG 10
trifie with our hog, we encourage them,
and next they VIII swear our wheat is
full of chinch bugs, our corn fun OF
poisonous smut, our beef filed with
pleuro-pneumonia and fever, our sau-
sage full of hydrophObia, our clnn, q
fruit decayed, and our missionaries
full of trichina. When the cannibalS
notify our government that their peo-
pie are dying Of trichina, from eating
missionaries, and that no more will be
received, the country will begin 10 re-
alize the situation IL is in, when il ~
everlastingly too late. OF course
there would be no moro found
alton for the complaints Of the can
nibals than there is Of the
French and German governments in
regard TO our pork, but the cam b ais
would have the matter in their own
hands, and they could return our mis-
sionaries 10 us unopened, rs g rMGny
now returns our pork. The only way
to stop this embargo, and prevent its'
going 100 IdT, Is 10 Telalldto. Lev us
send back anything and everything
that comes from France or Germany,
whether it is TO be eaten, drank, worn
or associated with, and if cannibal
comes here to be shown in n dime mu-
scum. let him be sent back until be can
show that his people are still favorably
disposed to our missionaries as 81 table
dish. Bismark is said to have become
addicted To milwaukee, beer SO that
he cannot live without it. Let us cut
off his rations of beer, and make bin
crazy, and do every thing possible TO
retaliate on our enemies. Let every
American citizen stay away from Paris
for one year, out of respect for our
native hog, and poverty and failure
would stare in the faces of so many
French people who live on Americans,
that they would be willing to eat our
pork raw, rind and all. Let every
American woman refuse to buy any
article Of Fien'h manufacture Tor
a year, and France would get down on
her knees and beg for a slice OF Amer.
lean pork TO cool her parched tongue.
The only way TO win fight is TO fight.
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