The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-05
FASHION AND GOSSIP.
With u Few Solid Facts for
Reflection.
SUGGESTIONS FOR HUSBANDS.
Chewing Gum - Freaks in Fashion
4 Girls Self-Sacrifce - Tanned
FaoeS-Courtship In Spain
Outrageous!
Chewing Gum.

GneHlnS tIuIn.
Love and reason seldom go together.
-(De VGga.
EUGENE Yes, certainly; your first
wedding was wooden - your husband
married blockhead.
Life is full of compensations, as the
man remarked when his wife tripped
and fell down the cellar stairs, while
chasing him with a rolling pin.
Miss Hattie A. Paul a young woman
eighteen years old, who has been for
three years on the editorial staff OF the
Memphis Scinleter, now has entire con-
troll of the paper.
When woman objects to being refer
red to as woman" and insists upon
being called lady" it may be taken
for granted that she has more. vanity
than brains, and more polish than self
aspect Fall River AdVance.
Linen shirts were first worn in Eng
land about the year 1850. The art of
washing" remarks the Burlington Free
Press. "was invented very soon after
wards. The art of sewing on buttons
has been lost, though, since the year
1851.
PIrrY-PATr-"W Which is proper to say
on leaving a young lady friend after a
late call-good night, or good EVENING""
Well, it depends If the call was as
prolonged as some that have been made,
itwould he perfectly proper to say "gOod
morning"
The Empress of Austria. whose skill
in all physical exercises is well known,
has organized school of fencing for
young ladies at Vienna. The art is
practiced considerably by French ladies,
and all French actresses handle the foiis
with skill.
If baby cries, says an exchange,
warm its feet before you dose it," 1t
Is nothing new, we understand, to warm
a baby when it cries; but unfortunately
parents do not usually confine the oper
alton to the little ones feet. - Boston
Transcript.
4 great big dog was roaming about
the yard muzzled, when little girl
rushed into the house in terror. Her
sister. younger but more valiant, coolly
surveyed the situation and treasured
her by remarking; "He can't bite; he's
got on his hustle u Hartford Post
a writer says that '1ove makes young
people frank and honest with each
other" For instance, when he goes out
between the acts he always frankly tells
her that he merely wished to see a
friend; and when he sees her promenad-
ing with nice young man she honestly
explains that it was "Only her cousin. i"
~ N0rriStOlgR Herald.
A rich old Georgia bachelor who died
in 1860, beQueathed one hundred dollars
each to five young ladies with the re
quest that they keep his grave green. And
nov there is no grave in the cemetery
more neglected than his. 1t is green
only with weeds. If there is anything
the girls care less about than a live
married man it is dead old bachelor
[ lfjddJcto,rn Transcript
Mother-Has Charles Augustus pro
posed yet?
Eudora-Well, not exactly
You expect him to, then 2"
"Oh, yes, indeed! He is little
cautious, but l think he feels perfectly
safe. now, and I'm sure he viii pop the
question very SOON"
ION what do you base your expecta-
tions?"
well, last evening he asked me if YOU
came of 4 lOng-HYed race, and | told him
no"