The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-07-18
A Model Love Letter.

vi Deer La Jane. 'r'in. '..wn hui'N
SKINERtowS, Lapside county, July the
/ times, lssi.-l " dun sol down ia rite
yu u letter Ia tel you how cited my fealins
is. never waz abel to dcskrlbe luv an
/ du not bleave | kan du II now, but mi
deer Lie, is gut the battery turned on
pourful strong an hif don't git releaf
think | is gwine to go under is sorry
tn tel you but Is lonesum nm ! meen
bisness, an hif you zeal the same way
du we kan git thou as easy ms havin
back tooth tuck out bi a man uf ex-
penriance. | find courtin n trife cos
tive, as | has lost the foundation out uf
fore pare uf pants an one pare OF overals.
Hit Is hard tn have tn tel yu but | have
lost mi standn in society thru the dorg
wat stays around whnr yu don't know
1t. Even the yaller dorg is countin on
sample uf mi pants. fooled the last
dorg, he made a pass ut me jus has |
waZ passing over the Tense, an mi pants
kun thru good but the mean Gus
gut the tale OF mi new clawhamer kote.
| am boun to marie. and hif yer Is gut
any fealins IA sute mine, ! Is yer null
dune.
You mus hcNcuse me fur beln so rapid
But mi deer Lie Ise bin fuled so con-
tinooly that | Is gwine ia git mi self in
better shape, an lse gwine to KUN down
hevy on the fust round, an when the
iron Is proper hot Is gwine tn siryke
fur fntur femail Partner. Mi fust gal
waz much up hin the air, she waz hi
toned an never did feal as tho mi close
sot proper wen ! went tn see her, an her
ole man was commenced at his seat and
continued up tn his he'd, he waZ noted
nj nj "a
teck his darters. II was fack that sew
eral chaps felt tired after the ole man
had demonstrated with um In his ticker
stile for few rounds; they always
wanted to go home. One mite the ole
man kun hin tn the rune n swingIn to
ingin klubs, an he sed he was ilxin TO
make things sorter lively fur his futur
beloved son-in-laws. Mi close got 80
damp lief and never went back sense.
The mex gal foun waz buty ane fare
Competed and gracefool she stood six
feat with out her stockins, and she wade
pa pounds without her shooze on. She
waz reglar stuner. But hin spite NV
al her charmes we fel ont, cause she had
big kuntry yaller dorg and the mean
kus wood sit benin a bush an he never
kun at me frum the frunt. but, like a
coward, jumped on behind, and then
was compelld to stay tell dey put out de
lights fore coud go home. One mite |
tole her to keep that dorg away, an vile
we was talkin her ma walked In, an the
fus noed | was passed throu de glas and
surrounded by bushes wat had little
sharp things on um. tell you, Lie,
that ole woman was -. Wei. i lined the
choorch nm l win simply say that kant
think uf any thing to suit outside uf mi
old style Of talkin to de balky mule, so l
failed tn go back, and they Is gut that
dorg yet. ! admit | Is kinder seady.
but Is gut fren who seq he is gut
par pantloons as good as nu,
only little truble ut the nees,
an one other place which | amt gut
time to explain, but there mi size an
oheep, and he has got sox witch are
good, only little panicky at the heels,
and fus elias cook stoves an bedsteads.
warranted to stand throu cyclone.
Eyry thing in fsok we mead, tel you
Lie. He is u good Teller, and Heaps
mex tn the koort hous, his name is En-
merson. But l mus cloas, feal kinder
love sick, as ! has bin eatin water mill
Ions. | has gut pane under mi yes
Our hos has gut the hampers and has
gut to have his teeth sharpened to. I
mus close right sune to yure oan tru
HUME. SAMBo GUFFy.