Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1884-05-01

IN new iork last week. It's mighty
mean sun .hst will stay behind the clouds
80 many weeks and then come ont and
etriks womsn.-Rockiand Courier
Gu=ette.
variety Of bean 10 grown In Mexico
which will jump several inohes when
taken in baud. THIS ought to be intro
dnced into this country. The venerable
rest:ursnt bsan is too psssive.-Bmh ling
ton Free Press.
The salvation army, at last accounts,
were in Jail out in Michigan, and holding
receptions that easily lay over the late
Guiteau's.-Bo'ton Post. Having heard
they were in Chicago, we had trembled
tor their souls.
"Did You buy 1t at auction ~ asked
Jones, as he pointed to Browns crushed
hnger' What do you mean 7" said
Brown. son merely noticed that i.
had been under the hammer" said Jones
facetiously. Life.
At fair in Sanfield, Conn, the people
are voting 8 silk hat to the wiokedest
man in town. The competition between
the friends Of the village coal dealer and
OF one Of the BsptiEt deseons ia sharp
and exciting.-Boston Post.
1t is the crushed grape that gives out
the blood red wine. 1t Ia the suffering
soul that breathes the sweetest melodies
Atlanta ConItitution. And it Is the crushed
Republican that gives out the blood red
shirt wins.-Boston Fest.
The "Paris OF America holds it's
municipal election to-day. See to NOR
rows Post for tb = names OF the dead and
| pi lnas No. Al. 4
school girl said this WAS an unreliable
inferential Representation.
An English traveller says the people In
this city have habit of looking one way
and walking another. He is probably
not aware of the TACT that they are
always on the qui vive for the latest
humsn curiosities from Great Britain
, N. Y. Journal.
The Tombstone Epitaph In critical
notice Of an Uncle Toms Cabin Company,
says the bloodhounds and donkey did
, some iiae acting, but their support was
, the poorest ever seen in Tombstone.
Boston Post What WAS the matter with
, little Eva and the floating ice.
I A deserted wsste-The old msid's.
3 The grand army of the republic-The
q Republican office holders. Breaches Of
5 promisr-Those the tailor said he would
!. have finished Saturday. When the
Il leaves begin to tura-Whep The
z teacher looks mp to ses who is stud ms
I his lesson. -Boston Post.
!. Lawyer Blank was in his usual cynica
mood. 81 dOn't dee bow ii is," he said
> that the devil always ssems to ge
If ahead Of the Lord, notwithstanding yor
- say the Creator il all-poweriul. :" "Ah
!. but you forget" replied the psrson
II that the devil has all the lawyers OF
. his side."-Boston Transcript
o Exactly --Tur Rev. Joseph Cook SAYS
>, I'VE nee lees aeuostcam aud mor
% tneragi o tieism." That's it; that's II
~ We kuew al, alocg the7r was s0metl in
~ the mstter With ~, bur for tn" love OF u
u We Couldn't suess what il was. Joe LIna
= :, b. rights Lors Haga=ine. Ho,
Va much fo"s /, uoatl We Naut gone for gu
~ office boy. .....
Tue Nen lofk CRITIC invites parsons I
sapl - it lie nfn-5 cf the 40 livtp
Ansritaa uleu OF !-l,efs whom they COZ
N elder most ~orthy Of member ship IN 3
N American academy of Forty Immortals.
n The Critic makes u tlnsh. But wher
IA are the 80 r'-Ihiirde,piia Call. l
nj Boston Of cour e.-Bosion Post. Saliva
-, and who else I
III IL one of the Philadelphia ri mill
a there is csnsry that sings " Yanke
er Doodle" and the number OF Philsde
or phisns who are rushing 10 hear that hi
= ring is rerfetly astopishipg -LomS,ai
le Cotrie,Jcunat Yes, the people of til
~ city loyr - near little bilds sing.-EiL,
10 deiphia Gait They do indeed; tu. wa
er f"ws ara their pret-rAncs = sunday Sta,
ID Yes, and after swsllows lsrks.
s. DsWytts (-iguifeautly, as B ,nneail
~ moves swaT)-"DO you know, Mi
OF Msble. tina. | sometimes wish thst WI
the tool killer p" Miss Mab.l-"Ir
deed How uufartupate Why, yc
would be coroprled to coinuit suicide b
8 Tore vour mission ooult be accomplished
=, DeWytte Qsngbingls) IA, a., yes, +,
b. what happireaa would oe left for NE @
m earth after had imrolated you upo
of the altar Of duty -ChqD.
81 Chic L Engineer Melville oithe Jeappet
ne expedition, received TIE other day
az bottle OF whisky which had be.n 10
~ warded to him February 4th, 1882, viii
B. he vas in the wiids of Siberia. I'll
bottle had Travelled 1000 miles by Sc
over IL coo on the sleGse Journeys
Siberia, and about 1880 miles by raj
r The whisky sill now start on sho
ty journey all by itsslf.--Boston Post.
nd must bo pretty weak by this time.
llS Julis--So you have read onr tinanci
&c column and waut t. know the meaning
ue bulls and bears. Well, we will OK alai
su Bulls are bulls and bears bear
When the bulls sr'nt making n fuss Il
bears are, and vice versa, so that u
=, market is continually 10 trouble. No
" that you UNDERSTAND it you eau see no
n, simple tie whole matter ia. When "
uuI wsnt to find ont anything else dou
at hesitate TO ask, as we are always rea(
ne to impart informatiou.- Boston Posi-.
"My dear" he said, as she greeted hi
with the usual whereas the. chooolat
caramels sort ofex PRESTON 4, you knc
that all Rindl Of oaudy isuo@ sdulterat
" with fusel OF AID reople ~. dying eve
rs day from letting the poisoaJus atuff
~, "Grsoious, mol" she said, with q startl
uu lock, 'I'll never eat another piece
w the vile c, nj ound." And az Lis sala
NC had been reduced to S2n month, and
visited her seven nights a week, h
answer made hia bosom thrill with u
adultsrated happiness Err.
On Tue indianapolis Times thought
~ would be a stroke CT enterprises to pla
rs ballot boxes at all city precincts OF t
yer day of the charter election, in order
get an exI ressiou Of the people on t
Presidency. But one OF its more ant,
prlsing contemporaries put up a Job
.. the Times by conpivancs with Il
om "b'yes," and the result was that in sol
ort precincts, where only few Lundr
ard votes were cast for city officers, 100
mi. were cast for President. The total We
nor reached 100000, of which John L. 5,
IN liyau had 3 majority. Mary Walker
loo ceivsd over 1000 votes, and Blaine al
OF Mcdonald were both beaten by Frai
He James. Boston Ra.-.W should like
his have had our staff artist in the Tin
md office when the returns came In.
eir
-ch Kentucky Stove Factory Burne
ar. PADUcAH, KY, April 2G.-Farley's sto
bo factory was burned this morning. Lo
-ig $4,000.
,is. The End of the World.
for Speculations about the y, obabIe date of 1
Tho worlds destruction are ridiculous. When