Smyrna times., 1884-06-25
GBe SUgraa Lmcs.
Sn1Y2'W0, DeI.,
Afternoon, June 25, 1884.
Here and Elsewhere.

CleTflcS.
Rose hedges are now the glory of
gardens.
Good male cooks pay better than
clerking.
Texan jack rabbits have ears five
inches long.
The best way to get over hot day
is not to worry.
Watermelons and restless nights are
chipping along.
Engrabbing on ivory " is u change
on dentist sign.
Strawberries are gone, but ice
screams to remain.
A clover insect is doing damage in
Berks county, Pa.
Narrow gauge railroads apparently
are not the thing wanted.
The shad We loved 50 we'll are now
of the coast OF Greenland
Jay Gould's yatcht IioIaaia has
made no record Tor speed yet.
The police Of Russia have almost alb
sOlute power to make arrests.
100000 is offered for an analysis
and preventive Of yellow fever.
On cable roads hereafter the driver
will be crcmuted is the grippcr.
Ammonia in the shape of bone meal
is what strawberry plants now need
\ Des Moines, Iowa, fire lett three
railroads nearly destitute of engines.
Wheat binders and cleaners from
the swath are now receiving attention.
Boarding-house Keepers expect their
guests to fill up II little on the nomina-
tiOns.
Philadelphia policeman can now find
shelter and nod in old time watch
boxes.
The catamaran boats Of the Pacific
Islands can skip along at twenty miles
an hour.
Seven hundred times has Mr. X.
Ross been on trails for his lost son
Charley.
The gold sluicc tailings of 1919 are
being worked with success again in
California.
Gooseberries for pies are pouring
into the cities in time TO prevent "a
revolution.
This year Florida's wheat crop is
1000 bushels and Caiforna's is
100000.
Litst, the great composer, requires
SIX years for learners to stay on the
music scale.
Seyenty-liyc per cent Of the editors
in the United States are wealthy-in
bald heads.
In the northern parts of New York
State wild hedge hogs make it danger
Gus to travel.
The bark SuaJeam, at Philadelphia.
brought the rare cargo Of $40 bags Of
African coffee.
Chromate of tin has been thrown
aside by Black Hills miners as the
pes6y black stuff.
The forfeiture of land grants to the
different Pacific Railroads will amount
to 49,O00,0O0 acres.
At depth of lOl feet a large log was
bored through at Port Norris, y. j., in
sinking an artesian well.
Attendants will not allow visitors to
kneel in prayer at the tombs in West
minister Abbey, England
Among the Nez Pcrces Indians when
a patient dies they kill the doctor; but
then there are no doctors.
The Cunard Steampship Company
are searching for $4,000 horse power
engines; imagine that pull.
All the late accidents at sea shows
that masters of vessels will stand in for
the land during heavy fogs.
The first geodetic survey for the
Union Pacific Railroad was by way OF
the ella river, New Mexico.
The Doldrums,' - as the sailors call
it, or belt of calms is situated one de
gree each side Of the equator.
The East River Bridge has at last
been tested-Jumbo walked across re.
Gently without any hesitation.
The best crop of wheat grown in the
/ older portions of this country is on up.
land that has been tile drained.
The only clean flterer for water !,
saIFi and charcoal which can be thrown
away with the impurities every day.
There are seventy different circus
companies on the road all claiming t.
have the only white elephant extant
A statue of the late John Brown. tn,
Scotch gillie of Queen Victoria, will b,
erected at BalmOral Castle, Scotland
The United States has more than
seven times the miles of rail roads thai
the United Kingdom Of Great Britain
has.
The chief causes for complaint in the
Philadelphia Descrtion Court ar,
whisky, lazlness, aud too much mother
in-luw.
Thirty-cight thousand tons Of guant
Chill took as her share from the Lobe
islands, Pacific ocean, under the treaty
with Peru.
The Harper or high-license liquo
law recently gone into effect in Illinoi.
places it at $500 per annum for al
kinds of drinks.
Next year will be the test of Prof
PCnhallOw's theory that peach yellow.
is not disease but only an impovcrish
ment Of the soil.
United States surveyors have located
n new ice harbor at Morris Liston's
above Bombay Hook island, at II deptl
Of sixty-thrce feet.
Old Gen. Mason our Minister t,
France forgot himself on presentation
to the Emperor once and blurted out
" How dye do, Bonie.'
Manitoba, British America, claims OF
its outlet at the st. Lawrence to b
300 miles nearer Liverpool, England
than what New York is.
A pretty Washington belle not lon,
since married an ugly Brule Siou,
Chief to first evangelize him, and thcl
the tribe; and missed both.
The island Of st. Helena, SoutI
Atlantic, the exile Of Napoleon the Is
is visited by mariners to rate thei
chr0nOmeters on the spot where h.
died.
MADE TO BE KIND.-Horace Nam