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Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09
one magazine the reader can have which,
ever ending he prefers.

GovERNMENr REVENUE, especially the
American system: An argument for in.
dustrial freedom against the fallacies of
free trade. BY Ellis II. Roberts. Pub
lished by Houghton, Miflin & Co., Bos-
ton. For sale by w. T. Seaman, Omaha.
This is a very timely book, as the
tariff question Is manifestly to be n of
the leading issues of the presidential
campaign just before us; and intelligent
citizens will heartily welcome any book
which discusses it with knowledge, facts,
and candor. Mr.. Roberts is widely
known as one OF the ablest editors in the
state Of New York. For four years
he was member of the
committee of ways and means in con.
gress, and studied the whole subject of
government event. thoroughly. Re
Gently he has delivered a course of lee
lures on this subject at Cornell univer-
sity, presenting its history, theory, and
practice, and commanding the interested
attention of students and citizens. These
lectures are now issued in a handsome
volume. 1t is believed that Mr.. Roberts's
discussion is 80 thorough, so complete, so
able, and so fair. minded that it will not
only form a very important aid to a full
understanding of the tariff question as
now presented to this country for consid-
Grafton, but will be a standard work on
the subject.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09

THE Omaha Herald candidly admits
that Blaine is a dangerous antagonist,
meaning thereby that he is a very strong
candidate.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09

Now that Oscar Wilde is married, the
lecturing will probably be done by his
wife and the audience will be composed
of the great aesthete.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09

WHENEVER the republican party COM
mits a blunder the democratic party is
sure to make a bigger one.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09

BLAINE was for ten years an editor,
That accounts for his success.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09

Labouchere, the well-known editor of
London Truth, writing of Blanche Roose.
velt's new novel, "Stage. Struck; or, She
Would Be an Opera Singer" says:
"The story is we'll told, the dialogue
pointed, the humor of some of the scenes
is true and genuine. / call attention to
the book here editorial column because
of the truth that underlies the fiction.
l was talking to a friend of
mine, a few days ago, who resides in
Milan. He told me that Milan was full
of American and English lads and lasses
who had been lured there by the notion
that they would become famous tenors,
baritones, and sopranos, but who were
never likely to get an engagement in the
chorus of the most insignificant opera
house. /, therefore, welcome this book
as a most useful contribution to litera-
ture and to common sense. . . But
apart from the story and moral, there is
much of interest in the book to those
who wish to understand the rationale of
singing" The book will be issued here
in a few days by FoRDs, HOWARD & HUI
BERT of New York.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-06-09

Now hat Blaine is nominated the
British lion will not carry his tail 30 high.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

The people Of the United States In the Territory
Of Idnho send gree TIM 10 Alma Keyes and
Wiil ri Reyes dtf@ndRnts:
You m harely required to tIpear in an action
'r.u-Lt Against ,ou hN he abgve-nsiued plain
H. in tIc Di -trirt Court OF the second Judicial
District 81 t.c TetrtUry o! lttno, III ana for the
county OF AIturts, ana l. answer the con plant
Med therein within ten days exclusive of the day
Of serNic }. ft,r the service On of this sum
mons if served within this county; or, # served
ont If ths county, nut iii this district, within
twenty days: otherwise, within forty days-or
judgment by default wi j be taken against you az
curiing to the prayer of SAID complaint.
The said action Is hrough. to recover iuigme nj
against sou for the sun of twelve bundled
NINETY four ma ,7lu1 dollars, due pl1ut fs ir
you certain Judgment rendered i'll the Dis
trict Court Of the FIRST Judicial District, Weber
county It'd Ter TORY, ON MHrcil ]. tn 1881.
And you are hereby II tined thht If you fail to
ape r aud am NVer the said comp ain as above
required the sad plaintiffs II take defaut aud
ludp ueut fpi the sum # Sl.-9i a. and int rc't
at 0por cclt from March ETA, 1874 AID COSTS Of
suit.
. Given undrr my ha,4d aud seal of thr District
Court of the Second Judi nj III trct of the Ter
rit irY Idaho in ana for the county of A turas,
TINS 18th d1y OF May. in the year 81 our Lord one
Thousand ieht hundred aud Eighty four.
isEALI 4 l.. RICHARDSON, Clerk.
BY L. l.. RI HNRDs. Deputy clerk.
ktMBALL X HEYw Cd. otden, + rs. Attvs nilH
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

UNITED STATES LAND OFFur.
EAILEY. irhuo.
Ap"il -. 1891
Notice is hereby given that the ATLANTA Han Colo
Mining and Milling Company, an OrSHntzGti m
HorpOrHted under the laws OF tn" state of New
York, by its nttOrn.y-iu fact. VIM. Hyulmau,
whose Iostotice address is HALEY. Aituras county,
Idaho Territory. has made application Tor
United States Patent for the
ARTHUR MACY PLACER MINING CLAIM,
situate IN Middle Boise Mining District, Aturas
county. Idaho Territory consisting of Lac linear
feet of the claim ana surface ground 15pfutt wide
being Lot No. 5, and described III ne h"llnOtes and
plat of the official survey fiji ia this Oti,c, with
magnetic variation hi Is degrees ANA 40 minutes
east. us follows: Common ing AT tIt mon tuWt Il
corner of the claim, III irkcd corner No. /, AMI
ming thence y. So degrees T. 100 lt.t to corner No.
q thence =. degrees W. lap feet TO corner No. B:
thence n. >6 degrees " VS. tt.t to e. rurr No.
thence n. - degrees 81 ninutrs and II seconds y.
l2t3.27 feet to corner No. ,; thence y L. der -
3SS feet 10 corner No. l. the plaee,i beEmuuE ~,r-
1889 acres.
From corner No. |. L. 8 NJ NJ. No. . bears y
4tdeSrees and 81 l.liItutes y. l,6d feet distant.
The said mining CLAIM beng of record in @
ONCE of the R.covdtr OF said Mining Dis
trict, at HALEY, in Alturas county. Idaho ierr-
tory. The nearest known locations beng
the DAILY Mill site claim, Lot 80. f.
l direct that this notice be published in the
WOOD RIVER TIMES. the newspaper ruhil Shed
n Arrest the said mining claim, Tor the period Of
sixty days.
az2dG0t HOMER T. POI Nj. Register
MN. HNNpMAN, Attorney for Applicant,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

Warm Springs precincts; east by Warm Springs
and Deer Greek precincts: south by Crichton, VIII
low Greek and Corral precincts west by Sawtooth
and Bonaparte precincts.
All persons having any objections
to urge, or desiring changes made to
the boundaries or precincts above pro-
posed, are requested to present them,
in person or by letter, at the next meet
ing OF the Board.
BY order of the Board
J. X. MORRILL,, Chairman.
Attest G. b. Fox, Clerk. il4t30
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
Apple ltlOl Ger Patent.
No1JiE 40. SO.

UNITED SIAIE3 LAND OFFICE,
HALEY, IDAHO, April II. lSHiN
Notice Ia hereby given that Julian Hin and Il.
Il. Davis, whose prstthce address Is AtantH, Al
turas county, Idaho Territory, have made uppll-
cation for United States patent for the
HILL AND DAVIS LODE MINING CLAIM.
situate in Middle Boise Mining District, Alturas
county, Idaho Territory, consisting Of $40 linear
feet .: the lode and surface ground 100 tcct wide
being Lot No. 81 and described III the field notes
and plat of the official survey HE in this Office
with magnetic variation ut 10 IL grces 10 minutes
east Ss follows: Commencing ut the discovery
point and running thence s. 65 degrees w. 900 feet
to the center Of west end of claim: thence % de-
grees T.. 80 feet to corner No. |: thence 20 de
Erees W. 100 feet to corner y thence \. SO degrees
T.. $40 feet t. corner No. 3; taeuce s. % dee E.
100 feet to corner /; thence y. 65 degrees ". SO
feet to corner No. |, the place of beginning sur
vey OF exterior boundaries OF claim Continuing
1893 acres. No conflicts.
From Corner No. 3, L. S. NJ. NJ, No. /, bears n
% d. grces and ~ minutes T.. 3, 4Jl feet distant
The said mining claim being of record III tho
office of the Recorder of AtIruS county, 1t
Haley in said county ahu TER I Try. The
nearest known location being he Lucy PM fps.
I direct that this notice be published ih the
WooD RIVER TIMES, tne newspaper polished
nearest the said mining claim, for the p,i.o, Of
sixty days.
HlSt6O HOMER l.. POUND, Register.
WEI. HYNDMAN. Attorney for Applicant.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
Application for Patent.


UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
HALEY. IpAHo,
AlHl y, 1874.
Notice Ia hereby given that the Atlanta HI
Gold Mining and Milling comp tny, M Vr.saniza
tion incorporated under the laws 81 thu state OF
New York. by its attorney -in-facs, VIM. HynJman
whose post iice address is HALEY. Alturas county
Idaho Territory, has made application for a
United States Patent for the
LAST CHANCE LODE MINING CLAIM.
situate in the Middle Boise Mining District Al
turas County, Idaho Territory, consisting OF
!, 233 linear rect Of the Lode and surface ground
the field notes and plat of thu official survey OF
file in this Office with magnetic variation ut 10 de
grees and 10 minutes east, as follows: CdLaa .ur
ing At the discovery point and running thence ;.
u degrees f. no feet 30 est end of claim: thence
\, - degrees W. 100 feet t. corner No. thence
n. 10 degrees f. 300 fee 10 corner No >: thence
N. II degrees ". sSS feet 10 corner No. ,: thence
$. " degrees and 80 minutes W a45 feet to corner
No 4 thence =. i3 degrees ". 100 feet - corner
No. s: thence n. ~ degrees AID 30 minutes f.. 3i5
feet to 60 ner 40. d. thence :. ~ degrees H. $50
feet to No. |, the place of beginning 4urN,N
of exterior boundn OF claim. Containing 5.ii
acres.
degrees, - minutes and 30 seconds Il. 7,j.i feet
distant.
The said mining claim being Of record in the
Office of the Recorder of said Mining bis
trict, at HALEY, in Aluras County, Idaho Terrific
ry. The nearest known locations being the
Monarch, IT, T. Lot 81. and the Bulttlo. L. s. Lot Il
direct TINT this notice be published IN the
nearest the said mining clam, Tor The period Of
sixty days.
a22dGOt HOMER l.. POUND, Register
WM. HYNDMAN, Attorney for Applicant.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
Notice for Public alton.


Nav 6, TSNI. !
!, Joseph \. Meadows. Of Haley. lltho, who
made Pr empt,on declratory stit'ment No
Section -. y. f. a F. i Sect on %. y, ~ +
do hTeby give noice OF my int niiou to make
final proof tstahlish my RI i'm 10 the land sb We
DIES, bed, Hnd tn expect t. prove my residence
rui cuitiyat ON before II stcl and receiver at
HALEY Lind OMce. ON June IL 1894, y two Of
the f7llowing Witnesses; Fred, rick b eneman
Patrick McNon 81, NJ. J Britden, and John t.
p.eford al. Of Haley, liah".
JOSEPH A. MEADOWS.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

Notice Of the above application will be pub
lished in the TIMES, printed at HUXLEY, Idaho
which | hereby de-i gnate rs the newspaper pub
ished nearest the land 1oscrib, IN said apYlIca-
ton.
mjw6 HOMER l.. POUND Register.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

YOiiNa NIppLL-AuID and OLD men and all who
need cdiral SKILL and expei fence, cousllt ,he
ii IurGrepn Physician ut once HIS opinion
costs not Ing and my save future mist ry and
(. anne WAen il co, We, lent to visit tne city TOR
.r,uturut tr,di,.iues can be sent ,vcrywi, re hy
exprt s. FREE iron ohs-rv, t on. 1t is sell evil
den: thnt physician who gives his whole ntteu-
ton t, n class of dis asses atiuius treat skin and
oh, sicinus throughout the roui try, knowing this,
frequently rcr nnltn nd titiicult 10 the OLD.
ySt SPECIALIST by whotr eve,y known Gou
Rene " is i,e1 The Doctors AGE And EXpF
kI4-A IL male lis opinion OF StP"AAE Imply
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

TO James code in the name of the people OF the
In tn I tts in ia Tern ry of Idaho:
You r" hereby ut iiai tii I Ter. - II W on
ii u in tn. Office of tlir Prob Court of the cuuiti
o Altur1s, in the Tort ry of IdAhp, tAe COM
plant of John Euir,s X CO. demanding at You
the suu Of S23o.1p MP n the fol owing cause Of
action the sad sum of so ~ due b. piHin'its
firm you the salu defendant, for goods, Wer aud
merchandise. sold and delivered 10 you ly pit!n-
tife l., tween Nov. |. l9Si, aud April !. 1854;
and TINT unless Nou appoHr ana answer to sud
t.tupiaiIt ut my office III lIail,y, r.. within II
days exclusive of the day Of ser icr), after thu
service on you of TINS Hulniuons-if ~ rvci WITHIN
this county: or if served out of the county, but in
This district. Withtn 20 days: othCrw ~, wit in
forty days or Judgment by dcfNu Will be t&kca
against YOU Tor the Auiu OF two hundred ani
twenty dollars and nifty coats (s2-0.50l, tuse tAur
with til" costs OF 81 t.
In t .stimuuy WAcr,of, G o. NJ. Par 7uHs Pro
bate Julg have hrre,Intu st my hand and affixed
thu seal said Court at E-il' y Idaho this 9!h
day Of May, A. 1884.
SEAL GEO. NJ PARSONS.
PrOuut- Judge.
TX Onlc'o CLERK OF tho ir Nata Court.
nINGeBuai MCGOWAN, pms. ATS. uI9
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

direct that the foregoing notice of application
for patent b" published for the period Of sixty
days in the WooD RIVER DAILY rINts "a neN Spauer
published at HALEY, Aituras. county, idaho Ter
ritory.
MIG HOMER l.. POUND. Register
WI. WATT, Haley, Idaho. ATTY for Applicant.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
Application tex Patsnt.
UNlIED STATES L,n,p OFFICE,

Marru - s~~i.
Notice is hereby given that Daniel Harrington
and Robert G. Chambers by W II. Watt thtlr at
{ rney in .fnct, whose pUetuiti'e address Is
HALEY, Alturas county, Idaho Territory, have
made application iur L tA!t>A S,~..s -: ~ f.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18

nov for the working class. Send 10 cents
es1 TX FOR postage and will mail You 1rer,
nSsyiss a royal, valuable box of sample goods
~ " s'h lat VIII put you III the way OF making
more morey i'll few days than you ever thought
possible at amy business Capital not required
We viii start Won. You can work all the time or
in spare time only. The work is universally
adapted t. both sexes, young and old. You can
e.>iy earn from 80 uts to = every evening
That all who want work may test he business We
max" thi- lirpyr4l e.el 1tsr: t. all who not
sat4sied We Will send Il to pay for thu truubl" Of
writing rs. Fu. particulars, dsr.ctio us etc sent
free. Fortunes viii Toe made by those who give
their whole time t. the work. Great success rs
ehsolute.y sure. Don't delay. Start ROW. Ad.
dress SrINsOS X Go. Portland. Maine. p22
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
SUMMOMS.

TERRIFIC ny or IDAHO.
CoUNrY or Ant AAs
In the Probate Court OF Alhra5 County, Idaho
Territory.
John Endra ana Jncou Bonnet, rs firm OF JohA
Eudrts x CO. pl int ifs. vs.. James
Cuue dofefliAlt.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
SUM MONS.
In tho District Court OF the Second Judicial Dis
trict Of thu Territ Try of idaho, in and for
the County Of AituTas.

Grace Reed, F.. O. Jones, j. p. Kirkeudall and
Clas. a. Coe, copartners under the firm
name Of Reed. Jones 4 Co, plain
tilfs, va. Alma keye- aud VIII
lurd keyes, defendants.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
DIR. AlFRlG's WONDERFUL GEEM,> iSy!uoHAroE
IL b uISpENsADy,

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mp q AIRY street Kenruy. Main entrance
through Dispeu. AIRY Trus store. ijott
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE,
DISEASES OF MAN.
DIR. A L L E N,
25i., Kearny Street. San Francisco, Cal.

y. $. l have n VEGETABLE COMPOUND the result
OF many years of special practice and hard S nay
which under my special advice HAS NEVER FAllED
OF SUCCESS in the cure Of LOST MANHOOD PRosrA-
IonvuF, ETC, o3ltf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
SNrt- go oio
~ss = "a. - - 49, -

TX Cnr'o CLERK OF tn, ir Nate Com
nINGsBua1 & NJ Gov. M, pms. bt,s
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-06-18
Application for Patent.
NOTICE No 81.

NJ It T NJ u.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFiCE,
LAILlY. lnhlC.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-08-15

Lord .ur~rtswooi- sn Aas,rsifss
sheep and cattle man. lives IN . ss.9s..
GO house .; MeitpgFpc -LAsesSs Usr-
I'D.
DR.. Oliver Wendell Ho2n~. h.,
been asked io write = PORN TO o~ rai
.; the deiicA,Soa Of the Washsngioa
Monument February p. lss
Mira Robert q. ~ln-cr.oi J. ad 10
resenbl. MAnhs Washington. an!
dres>e. her hair aud arranscs hct n~rk.
wear In the same siy!e-tAiesg9 Is.<s
oessH-
I; !. sad iha; o. stephen c. Fos-
ter song. Odd Folks NJ Home" falls
I.Doo.0o copies have been sold o.
P.yne's sweet Home over 2uo.,.,
copies o Tom Moore's Las, Rosc Of
Summer" i.5n.uO copic.
Ii has been cootend~t by ihos. a.
knew him h-ss; hat Allan Pnscrioa
possessed the faculty whi-h has l-vr
tsrme '-migd reading" 10 = remark.
be degree. and that tats ~as ID. las,
foi much q! his success Ctoayo Iu5
aac.
Miss Phrbe touzins the i-c turer.
Sa' sworn in A. Deputy United State.
Marshal at ~ Lou recently. ani vii
assist her father, the Marshal. as pTS-
waite Secretary. NJ. 1ouxin. 4. The
first lady ever made = deputy IN the
United Statr---SL Ions Pos
NJ Rcnan announces n Dew wurk
on religion. and says that HI. highe.,
ambition would lie .a;ishe! II b.. csuld
enter the church after death IN The
form 81 s little volume bound in black
morocco. to BE- held between the long
tsperipg fingers OF y hnely -glovci
hand.
The London World saws that Nine.
Patti has signed her engagement far
America for the coming operate
season. and will sail for New YorS On
Saturday. November l.. PATHS prop
erty in Wales Is worth about SJsl.es.
her diamonds about <3n.'Ni. and iu
addition she has about 4 million of dol
lars.
The late Paul Morphy play ed scy.
eral games Of chess with the great mon
archs of Europe. lie gallant, above Ell
Queen Victoria To beat hip. bit treated
Napoleon Ill. and kinS William Of
Prussia very differently. giving them NJ
first an advantage over h IN and then
sweeping them from the board uumrr-
ciiully. lie was, before hi> health gave
way. a brilliant convcr~atlOnalist AM A
iavorit" member o! society.
The map-publisher> have all hey
can do TO keep up with the tirmc-. The
progress Of e>plorat on. the changes in
frontiers. and the building oi new cites
and towns make an old atlas ~ in
AIDE IIate for to-day's use n a last years
newspaper. The map of Africa is
changing mors rapidly than that of any
other part of the world. MANY explor-
ers and pioneers there. supported by
governments. geographical So cites or
agenc.e.. are all the while
adding new facts Ia geographical knowl-
Chicago H,rdid.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-08-15

of comfort in the reflection thaf mona II
them could believe that the stuff bN
louged to me. But even this coasols-
too vas turned 90 bitterness when u
would suppose that I ~as irying TO
steal the goods or. perrhancc. ~as
GRINDING the face ~ ~. poor.
Clara had the kindness never tn meo
ton The affair ,o VS.. although have
always thought that she talked il owe
with Bathurst The nexs day the NIL
brought ns . ~tfiecn-ceni psmr'ole;
copy Of the Revised Edition o. the New
Testament 4, came from Bufa.n. ".
have not heard from Uncle John since.
-CAica9o Trtbuns-
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-08-15
NOT MORE-NOT LESS.

chin vas the night. in that still autumn
And calmer still and colder were the twain
ma parting then. might yet have kept To-
Had pride not stronger been than even
pain
Thsr were no bitter tears. no signs Of sor.
row,
y sad reproaches uttered At the end;
AND. should they meet years hence or on the
Twill he with courteous ease. as friend
meets friend.
On: moctisg words for those who once loved
Henceforth to be mere riend.-no moi less
Dpep in each heart q desth-kneii sounded
sadly
lor love. deemed deathlcss in glad days of
yore.
Mot more than ~friends-the voices must not
Lest broken tones betray a vain regret:
And on the lips the forced smile must not
alter
Go show how. meath that mask, gricrs lines
are set
xet them take heed. lest any word he spoken.
To rouse some ghost from out the buried
though the dear ties. that bound them once,
are broken,
"A strange spell fingers yet. and holds them
fast.
Ho less than fricnds-but ah! the friendship
offered
Seems Of such lite worth now love IL done:
lis hard "a take the hand thus coldly prof
ferred
And feel the tender, thrilling touch has
gone.
Gone with the day. when Just one word was
needed
Those heavy clouds Of pride and doubt to
lift:
Hin all in vain love'sdyln2 voice had pleaded,
Now far apart. each lonely life must drift.
And she will never know, at their next meet
ing.
How hard he fought an outward calm TO
gain:
Nor will he see, beneath the friendly greet
fng.
How her true heart still yearns to him
through pain.
-peIorYrl0
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-08-15
HUMOROUS.

"A correspondent asks ''Do hlonies
or brunettes have the worst tempers?'
We are constrained to- answer that they
do Chicago JourHGi.
-Lady-Iiaye you given the gold
fish fresh water rs told YOU. Marion:
Marion-No. ma am. and why would
|? sure they haven't drunk what they
have yet,-Ths Jatge.
oh" exclaimed Miss G~u,hington.
looking a. the portrait. How natural
those eyes are They look ~ though
they were alive Yes" replied
Charles. lit is q LIES eyes picture. YOU
know.'-PtiiadciI4ia CAL.
-Bigsby was telling Blobson abou,
a friend who was injured in a railroad
accident. ''lie ought To have got
heavy damages from the road" said
Blobson. He did," replied Bissby;
''he got both legs and onc arm broken"
-NiUauGec SeHt,H.k.
-"You look as if you had been
kissed by a breeze from No-thlani."
said q poetic young lady to a pretty
friend, whose cheeks were glow NJ
with color. ''Oh. no" was the laugh
ing reply. lit vas only n soft heir from
Baltimore. '-BardmgtoH OL) Free
Press.
Professor: .'Mr. Jackson. do vou
know the monastic theory of the uni
verse; Mr.. j.: Yes" Pause.D
Professor: "Why don't YOU tell me.
them" Mr. j.: We'll. YOU see. there
is no telling what | know" professor
dismisses the Glass; -Hlrrard Lam
pooh.
-"Uncle.' said Ralph. ''whai gen.
der is misery" The neuier gender.
NV bow" Are @ sure. uncle2'
.-Quiie sure We'll. I'm sure is the
feminine GENDER And how do YOU
make that out?' cause il SAYS her.
in this paper that misery loves com
panv.' and don't all woIne love COM
pany?:'-G Golden Days.
What are you going To 10 with
the dog?" asked a gentleman On the
street Of a friend who was carrying =
small poodle under his arm take him
down IL the river and drown him Il
wish | might was the sad re-pOnse.
lint ne belongs to nv wife. ! am
taking MIN over TO the BARRIERS 10 have
his hair CUT. J.. Sun.
"A lady living in Chelsea employs n
girl named Bridget TO take care OF her
Youngest child. n two-year-old boy
named Freddy. Bridget took the li';le
one up to led the other evening. and
when she again appeared was asked by
her mistress IL Freddy had gone io
sleep. .3Iis. mum. she replied. Il
waited till 1 heard him sthiIL -BoSl0H
Gio1s.
The other day a visitor surprised a
distinguished professor. who VA say
ing TO his BABY: .Un-ny. uo-ny g
mussy tick his little fos;sy ;ooties-"
Just then be caught sight cf the visitor.
blushed. aud mu,terei. NO. no. YOU
mnst not expose your pestsl catrsmitiss
by extending them beyond the protect
ing covering Of the blaGs Sc. or you wilI
lay your system open 90. attacks Il ca
Affection Chicago Tritls8s-
At n meeting Of the Austin Ia ersv
Club. nos loaz since, daring the discus
sion the President ~poge ot printing
having been invented during the If
teen;h century. whcrrupon one OF the
Z aduating class of the University u.
Texas. xho happened 10 be present.
! Laughed deri.iyely and said That's
all Josh. I've go; Lie Of Chr-s IN
nv com. and be lived more than three
thousand years ago-"-Txas SgisfsSA