The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-10-02
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woman VIE il sbsst TO slsps 10. Does
year mother inov your ros.sy
Il Georgia Ess has lived With shrss
wives inside al ffisss mosths II 10 act
sspse.sd that he will live much longer.
sleeping car sondsetsr-"ros car roll
10 vhcssrsr ysu vast To-" Fatmsn- les.
and roll cat uhsa dent want v"
~Ha.bsna- - Mary. has the deg been ..
ia. mssiY wiis-"No. dear. carved i,
vhes you were away Yesterday
The expression. he dost knew
beans" is never applied 70 Boston
ian
An anti mosspslist Is ore Who
v.nId IN. 70 pu, himself il miliisssirss
place
What spectacle. exclaimed
vermont man, ~ hs saw . LOT Of Bossou
school ma'sms together
I've Csnnsctlcut lo.ers have jus,
made up after . quarrel which took place
rs years sgo OF course DO gave 10.
A fanlll, in New namshlrs has IA
ssls ssi vssis mere IL 10 supposed
,hsi they are trying 10 get mp Wagner
festival.
At marriage the bride always meets
her beiro,hed at the altar with gloves on
bat after marriage she generally handles
her husband without gloves.
--"woulS that might end this eIis.
,snee, sighs poet This is net the first
time poe, has been in entire accord with
bis readers.
An Eastern paper says that aszen
girls from New Haven are taking tramp
through the Adirondack Mountains. The
tramp must be having good time.
Ladies' are like watches - pretty
enough to look at: sweet faces and delicate
bands, but somewhat difficult TO regulate
after they are set gsing.
Edith asks; "will you send me re.
eeipt for a nice homemade pie? Yes,
Edith, we will send you receipt II the
very first mail after We receive the pie.
Mic says that whenever he has the
ioothscbs IL q the jumping sort. aud ON
Of the liveliest at that: il generally gees at
tooth. hnriy gait.
bangs are now going out Of fashisn,
and the girls can cut theirs of and give
them to their lovers who have tried and
can't grow natural sids.whiskers.
Why do you badger ne so about ny
nosep asked Saitkins, GROSSLY. II had
nothing TO do with the shaping Of il. !"
''Nc, replied Mrs. s., but yeu have had
great deal to do with the coloring Of ii. :"
III lost my dog" said Mrs. Rarity.
"why cont your husband look for him?'
some enc asked who, Jim? Why, you
know Jim's on the detective force. He
cant fad anything"
NO. my daughter" said the million.
sire manufacturer, "Ill never consent to
yonr marrying bank cashier. Your lungs
are too delicate 10 stand the rigors Of .
Canadian winter
Are you having much practice now
ked an old Judge sfa young lawyer, Yes,
,ir; great deal, thank you. "Ah, I'm
GLAD 10 hear IT, IL what line is your prac-
uce particularlyi' well. sir, particularly
in economy"
-HusbAad-''Ths Browns are still liv-
ing in New York. Very nice people,
and We are under Obligations to them. ;"
plie-"Ia ask them sut here . spend
~. summer with us II was certain they
couldn't Gene.
"A Wsstchsstsr, n Y, woman has
been fined q 80 for striking her husband
with bed sla, in q quarrel about pie.
Had she struck him With pie in quar-
rel sbout bed. stat. she might have besn
hung for murder.
Jones what waspish summer
this II. Smiih--"wsspishl what . queer
term for summer seasos." 1T exactly
describes this summer, however. why.
hswg7 III IL the hottest ct the rear
end"
"A minister having preached the same
discourse To his people three times, enc OF
bis ccsstast bearers said 10 him after
the service vas ever; Doctor, the sermon
ven gave us this morning having had
three several readings, J move that il nov
be passed. "
Ill seem. 10 NE" said Vermont
Judge 10 hi. daughter, "thss yeur man
calls = good nssy times week. Ny
court Jossn's sit anywhere near ~ often
yours does" oh, we'll. papa, Vas the
blasLing reply. II am engaged 70 him,
yen know. aud that entities ~ 70 . csurs
VI special ses,icn.
Amt ysa almost boiledf inqsired
child Of gentleman calling on her father
aud mother Ne, little enc. ] cAa't say
that | sm. Os tie contrary. ] feel quite
ccmfer,sbis That's fusny.
sbsuldsat think you vosld he. why
30. D.isyr- "Oh. because 1 heard mama
gay y.nt siir kep, you IN bot water ell
the time