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Picnic Pleasures.

Picnic Pleasures.
The picnic.
Sweet ElySiumi
Loves and tricks
Synp0stufi.
Shade and Svirgt.
Maids and dudes,
Mixed thingS-
IncludiRs foods.
Beer and bites.
S.Omach5 sick,
Chisl delights,
The picnic.
EoWHYrE.
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koa5Aus.

IT, "a sAIR on Huf-fsf gA0tx ssxw.
ssabssi. EsssiN Z JOIN ND ~ 49,
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On Top Of the AIIeghenies !
OAKLAND HOTEL,
Oakland, Md

$500 Feet above tide water. On main stem B. 4
o. p. r. Railroad station on the gro1ndA season
opens JUNE go. Atmosphere delightfully."- healthy
and cool. No mosquitoes Sure relief from hay
fever. All modern Improvements Telegraph once
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NTiDoTE TO MALARIA.

r.c1 - 81 900 Reward for itching bleeding,
WAtA liberated or prOtruding piles DEblNTo
fails TO cure. None genuine uhles-
AsI3is blown In bottlr OOGAN 10, sSsy a.,
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me- hundred and sixty.6ve times each
<e.f Every mothers son Of US has a Strug.
&: citing into his shirt.
t'fs shirt IS worth getting into, ifitis strong
<n3 well made, sure not to nip or tear,
re.;sCt fitting, then there is some eomPen-
4,..on for spending so much Of our exist
'<nc< In such a struggle. You may wrestle
><i.h he DIAMOND, but with its everlasting
~ attachment and reinforced bosom, you
no bone out head first every time, covered
NJ elory and with the best shirt in the land.
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New York,

NV YoRK, July l7.-Cotton-Firm; fu-
lures barely steady. Flour-Firm; re-
ceipts $500 barrels; exports 5000 bar
rels; white wheat extra s. j0@6 %; St.
Louis So 2566 %. Wheat-SpOt grades
held firm; receipts $4,000 bushels; ex-
ports 40 900 bushels; No 2 Chicago 81
69llc; Green Bay spring Csc; ungraded
red 90 9tc: new red western 81 OIL; No.
= red 9SG oslo; No. red July nominal
August, sales $4,000 bushels, at 97s9
g75c closing az CSC; September, sales
.632 900 bushels, at 9S!@9SIc, closing at
gS3c: October, sales ,2j6, 000' bushels, at
g9Ic6$ OOl, closing at 81 90: November,
sales $4,000 bushels, at 81 OOs@l Ol4,
closing at 81 0l4; December, sales So
600 bushels, at 81 O2S@l OBJ, closing at
81 OBS; April. sales 5000 bushels, at 81 O7l.
CornESpot lots sale and options Ia &c
HIGHER: receipts $4,000 bushels; exports
"a 600 bushels; ungraded 5O@Glc; No.
576578c; seamer sole; No. 2 Goa 6O3c;
unpraded white 6j66Scc; No July NOM
inal: August 6lI@6l{c, closing at 6lsc;
September 6l}@62lc, closing at &c;
October 6lS@63c, closing at 62!c; No
yember colo Gle, closed at Gle. Oats
I69c higher and fairly active; receipts
$4,000 bushels; exports 10000 bushels;
western mixed 36@373c; white western
39645c. Hay-Sronger but scarce at
75(G Soc COffee-Spot fair; Rio quiet
and steady: options active but lower: sales
/ 22.25O bags Rio No July at S.25c;
| August :. 25c; September at S.35c; No
yember at S.45c; December at S.jOc, Sugar
Quiet and steady; English Island SC;
| Barbadees sic: Nenvitas 3-l6c; centritu-
! gal ) l3-l6c; refined easy; standard A
! 5 7-i6Ca 64c; cut loaf 7l@7!c; Cubes IA
! 7Ic. Provisions-Quiet and steady. Pc
troleum-Firm and active; United CSC.
Tallow-Firm at slice. Realistically.
Turpentine-Firm. Eggs-Fresh western
firm and in good demand. Pork-Dnl
and nominal. Beef-Quiet. Lard-lOG
IL points higher; western steam spot 81 10
al An; August 81 424; September
81 soar 60; October s. 6O97 30; No.
yember 81 62@7 so; December ~ 629
765. Butter--Quiet and steady for all
desirable grades. Cheese Quiet and
steady.
Chicago.
CHICAGO, July l7.-Flour-In better de
mand but unchanged, Wheat-CnsettIed
and more active; opened ic higher, ed
vanced Ic, declined s@sc, reacted 10 ic
and closed 1 &c above final quotations OF at
ternoon board Yesterday. Sales rauged:July
s2s@S39c, closed at sSs@S3!c; August
S3l(aS4sc, closed at SAFE bid; Septembe:
| oaSS0ESo olnpa1 Of SSSc hid. October
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For Sale on Easy Torns.

A DESlRABI.E CuuNTRY RESfpENck
IA nicely located sna surrounded By sAsAs trsss,
makes country life pieasant, together viii e. q
more acres q land Location On p, C. q r. L 4 z
An excellent picnic plscs near the city: Eee pr.
ticulan sddreD II. c. uLRlCH,
secStary v. Y. o.. weilsesfs.
Or {. A. ScHAkHxH q o.
jew Real Etate Agent, Wheeling
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
VOL. 10 NO. IL.
Grams OF Gold.

Superstition is sort of parody o.
faith:
Almost the best rule of life is to be
worthy of ones SELF
God may put off those tomorrow
who put Him off TO day.
Ungraciousness is wholly opposed
TO all ideas of good breeding.
| The path OF duty in this world is
the road to salvation in the next.
A work of charity is type of the
charity within, in the soul and
mind.
Patience is the panacea; but where
does it grow, or who can swallow
it?
Time once passed never returns,
the moment which is lost is lost for
ever
Egotism, vanity and sclfishness
spoil convention for more than def
cheney of talent.
God smiled when he put humor in
to the human disposition, and said.
That is good
Contentment swells mite into a
talent, and makes even the poor rich
er than the Indies.
To generous minds the heaviest
debt is that of gratitude when it is
not in our power to repay it.
A suggestion Of the pulpit: Less
oratorical phrotechnics, aud more
head and heart argument.
In the whole universe there are no
agents to work out the misery OF the
soul like its own evil passions.
The cultivation of cheerful spirit
demands as free requisite that the
conditions of health be observed.
Show us the man you honor. We
know by that symptom, better than
any other, that you are yourself.
There is hardly anything more nee
essary to the peace aud harmony of
domestic and social life than a spirit
of conciiation.
We must regard every matter as
an intrusted secret which we believe
the person concerned would wish to
be considered as such.
The training of the conscience, or
moral sense, is the most delicate
and important of all the duties de.
volved upon the teachers of yor til.
We can all cherish conception of
pure, virtuous and beautiful char.
acter, of just, generous and noble
conduct, and strive to conform our
oaily life to our highest ideal.
BY six qualities may a fool be
known-anger without cause, speech
without profit, change without mo.
tive, inquiry without an object, put
ting trust in stranger, and wanting
capacity to discriminate between
friend and foe.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
Stay on Farm.

The disposition of so many young
men to leave the farm and come to
the city is not creditable to their
intelligence. Every city in the coun-
try is overcrowded with this class of
helpless young men. They grow up
on the farms with no idea of the
trials and temptations that beset
their class in the large cities. They
think they can live in the cities with
out the toll and dradgery they say is
a part of farm life. There are many
ways of living in a city, but there is
but one honorable way, and that is
surmounted with as many trials and
hardships as earning ones living on
the farm, and that is to earn it hon
estly. A young man without trade
Will find he has TO work harder to
make both ends meet in the city
than on farm.
The young man who thinks the
world owes him living and that the
obligation will be cancelled in the
cities, makes a mistake that is often
learned too late. There is no more
room for idlers in the city than on
the farm. The criminal class re-
ceives some of it's most Vicious re-
cruits from young men who thought
they were too smart to be farmers,
come to the city, found they had
made a mistake, dropped into bad
company, and will end their lives on
the scafold or in the penltentiary.
No, young man, you are not too
smart for the farm. The smartest
man that ever lived hadn't sense
enough to reach perfection i'll farm
ing. Be independent. While there
is always something to do on well
regulated farm, if you have leisure
moment, use it in study or selling
the many kinds of goods you will
find that are especially made for your
benefit. You can always find some
thing to do if you want to work. Ii
you don't, we have no time to rea-
son with you.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
Turning White.
Camilla Clarion.

Camilla Clarion.
Mitchell county always ahead! DR..
j. B. Twitty reports dark negro
woman in his neighborhood, upon
whom he has observed spots of the
skin on her neck and arms gradually
becoming as white as anybody's
Her left arm up to the elbow is solid
ly white, and is as fair as a white
woman's. 1t is thought she will
eventually be entirely white. Well,
well! Cleveland is sure to be elect
ed now. If the colored people are
going to tuln white they will be
ashamed to vote for Mulligan Blaine
and Black Jack Logan.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
FARMING DsN'r pAY.
i STARTLING STATEMENT FROM
COMMISSIONER HENDERSON.

had a talk to-day with Hon. J.
T. Henderson, the States Commits.
sioner OF Agriculture, aud he made
one statement that was so startling
that have decided to pass it around.
"Does farming pay i'll Georgia." I
asked him.
at does not, he replied.
was so dazed trat I did not
venture another question for a mo-
ment, and then remarked, inquir.
ingly:
"You don't print that sort of infor-
nation in Jour report?"
No he said, sit would discour-
age everybody"
1T it is truth 1 would print it, I
answered. do you nean to tell
me- I asked, "that am to UNDER
stand that a mau must in Georgia
trade or work at trado to make
living?'
SWELL" said the Commissioner,
'it is nearly that way In spite Of
the reports in the Comptroller.Gen-
erals office, am convinced that ev4
cry day the sun sets on poorer peo-
pie than when he rose. The in.
crease in wealth is the increase in
the towns. Georgia must change
her policy before she can claim any
true prosperity. Our lands have
been bled with cultivation until they
have lost their power, and they are
not being reclaimed We have sap
ped our life-blood out and are doing
nothing to restore the lost vitality"
"W hat must be done?'
"The farmers should ut once ev-
cry one begin system of reclaiming
with peavines and clover wherever
the latter will grow. That done
with judgment and persistence and
the State viii again blossom like .
rose"
On the subject of labor the Com
missioner has some very pronounced
views. He says education ruins ne.
gro labor and he laments the disap.
pearance from the face Of the earth
Of the old time darkey, in whom
man could put his faith. OF the
modern educated negro he says
many promise but few turn up. He
regards the solution of the negro la
Dor problem as an incomparably
bigger thing than the tsriff ques-
ton.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
Dudetic Leap Year.

-, He:
Inc 1lgJog swings on the candlebcrrv
bough,
,,> Inc molycod pines on the lea:
Inc uttiebat sqatrbles his love born VOW
90, so, dear maid love thee.
Town where the crockodile smiles in the
sum- - 'No
Ihere, there darling kid, should we fee.
ana on like the wlnkywunk when the
day is done, 'Ae
skistle if l tottle not to thee.
ne Ts telis bug CIRCLES his song in the air,
~, Inc organ lugger trills for YOU and me.
Inc perrygram skiddles the old arm chair
Thus thus, Dalmanutha, love / thee.
SIZE,
ana oh! Onesiphorus, the old brown MARI
Is spawning for love, as also we;
AND up where the minister waits in his
lair,
l shall giggle if skeedaddle not with
thee.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Rome Courier: The wife of Mr..
A. Johnston, residing near Waters
mill, while walking besides branch
running through her husbands
place, last Friday, stepped on rat
llesnake of the large diamond spe-
cies, so dreaded for it's venomous
bite. The snake straca backward at
the lady's foot at the joint. Her cry
of alarm brought MIR. Johnston
promptly TO the spot and the snake
was killed. Mrs. Johnston hurried to
the house and pulled off her shoe,
and found her foot rapidly swelling.
Mr.. Johnston corded ncr leg to stop
the circulation of blood to tie foot,
gave her a drink of strong whisky
and dose of salts. lie then applied
strong lotion of copperas and to-
bacco to the wound, and afterwards
ponltice of wild touch-me- rot.
Eight hours later the foot and leg
were both swelling, and Mr.. john
ston applied poultice of raw poke
root. This had the desired effect,
and in two hours the swelling coma
menced going down After it had
almost DISAPPEARED, the leg was I'M
corded and for half an hour after
wards Mrs. Johnston was deathly sick,
but she recovered and is now we'll as
ever.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
Wide Awake Druggists.

Messrs. Crouch Bros. are always
alive to their business, and spare no
pains TO secure the best of every ar
ticle in their line. They have Sc
cured the agency for the celebrated
DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption. The only certain cure
known for Consumption, Coughs,
Colds, Hoarseness, Asthma, Hay
Fever, Bronchitis, or any affection of
the Throat and Lungs. Sold on a
guarantee. Trial Bottles free. Reg
uIar size $1.00.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Il can't keep my girls from climb.
ing cherry Trees" writes an anxious
mother; "what shall l do abont it,"
Well, mother you can tie them to
the bedpost or to your apron string,
but our advice is, let EN- climb. 1t
doesn't cost any more to set a girls
arm or leg than boys and besides
girls can cling as we'll as boys, and
when they grow up their clinging ca
pabilities will be appreciated
Springfield Union.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Ochiltree's last speech was not
what might be regarded as a success.
He said: ''Mr. Speaker, the general
ity of mankind in general are dispos-
ed to exercise expressions on the
generality of mankind in general"
when he was pulled down to his seat
by friend, with the remark. Tom,
you'd better stop; you're coming out
of the same hole you went in at
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
DIR. Hollis Dispeptic Elixir.

DIR Holt has devoted years of stu
dy and experiment to the cause, eff
feet and treatment of that hitherto
incurable disease, Dyspepsia, and has
succeeded in offering the public a
remedy whose virtues cannot be de-
MED. 1t is not a palliative, a mere
corrector of disordered secretions,
but a curative remedy. Dyspeptics
are taught that diet is the only RENE
dy; medicine win not cure them.
The Elixir will cure every case. If
you doubt call on your druggist.
Price Toe per bottle.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

- AA'Ou up oHO oOCh0u SOCkQOl
oyer on Miranda's lips. l could
kinder stand that, for Miranda had
told me uncle Josh was we'll off and
had no children and | didn't know
but what the kiss might turn out
something.
The marriage had been postponed
hfteen minutes to wait for uncle
Josh, who was expected to bring
over his spring wagon and carry me
and Miranda to Dooly on a bridal
tower and who was delayed on
the road by the breaking of a "swing
letree."
Well, order was at length restored
and we all scattered ourselves pro-
miscuously round the room. Miranda
sat somewhere and talked to some
folks aud sat somewhere else, and
talked to some other folks.
After awhile supper was announc.
ed and all the youngsters and Young
stresses began to yoke arms and
march out. l started towards Mirar-
d. l stopped. My feet hung-fre.
was chained tc the spot. My mind
held me powerless prisoner. 1 had
never before realized to their full
extent, the charms of Miranda or
the un-talk aboutable beautitude of
being her husband, and my mind
was buried, encysted, encased, i'm
bricated and umbricated and lubri-
Gated with the pleasing comtempla.
ton. ''The preacher has expressed
that bundle of angelic mortality TO
me. Its mine-mine yesterday, to-
day and tomorrow. Sweet, precious,
adorable creature, she has conseted
to go with me to the end-till a
shadowy hand shall separate us at
the grave-And l am at last actually
and really married Happy thought
Blissful cogitation y
The crowd by this time had gone
into the supper room and we were
alone. There stood Miranda and
she looked at me with a neglected, q
lonesome, pleading look; but I was
motionless yes, in the expressive
Language of Squibs, l was emotion.
less as the marble statute that is
waited about by the breeze" 1
made desperate struggle to walk.
The cot had my feet Then l
began to shake. "Whas on earth is
the matter?" thought I, and all
manner of graveyard superstitions
possessed me. The shaking contin-
ued-increased and-oh, horabile
dictu, 1 heard the voice of a niger:
wake up, boss, Misses say all de
breakfus done got cold.'
So, like Cain, had married in
the land of Nod and the preacher,
was imperceptible and the ceremony
inaudible and the bride invisible and
the audience impalpable and my dis
appointment inexpressible.
But unfortunate as this mar
rage proved to be, there is still
sort of gloomy consolation in the
thought that 1 will probably never
be able to marry any better than I
married last night.
Anyhow, the numb-skull niger
might have let me sleep long enough
to dream in a bit of the supper.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
BUCKLEN's ARNICA SALvE.

The best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers. Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chap
ped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and
all Skin Eruptions, aud positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed togiye perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price 25
cents per box. For sale by Crouch
Brothers.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
A Stitch I'm Time.

In anticipation of a cholera epidem-
ic in this country. the Cincinnati
Board of Public Works, in its ses-
sion few days ago, adopted the fol.
lowing: "W hereas, it is evident that
we will be visited this summer With
cholera, and every effort should be-
made by this board to have the city
in a thoroughly clean condition;
therefore, Resolved. that the Superin-
tendant of Street Cleaning be direct
ed to remove garbage daily, and that
he be also directed TO organize four
flushing gangs, to be worked
day and night flushing
the alleys and cutters Of the city,
and to this end that the committee
on streets be directed to purchase
1900 feet of hose for this purpose"
"A stitch in time saves nine" seems
to be the policy wisely adopted by
the health authorities of Cincinnati,
an example which all our cities should
conscientiously follow, in spirit if not
in the precise letter Atlanta's streets
and alleys are far from clean-whas
is being done to prevent an invita-
ton to the prevailing pestilence?"---
Exchange.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

A Montreal woman who rides and
drives in her sleep, threatens to
eclipse Georgia's electric girl. The
montreal woman's riding and driving
ieais' however, oil are accomplished
with the nightmare, and Georgia
girls even in this, will never yield
Tue palm during the cucumber sea
'on.--Maccn Telegraph.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

The bids placed by the contractors
in the hands of the capitol commits
sioners are far above the appropria-
,ions made by the last legislature
ture fort new capitol, but no add
liorsl appropriation should be made.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

The announcement that woman
had been Rugged by bear in Monta
ma, caused a big crowd of Massachu.
sets maidens to start for the West.
1t is, perhaps needless to remark that
the bears nave taken to the woods,
the prospect was past bearing.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

AT Fort Verde, Arizona, thor
Ough5red bulldog was matched
against a young mountain lion. The
battle was fierce one, lasting about
niteen minutes, resulting in victo-
~ Tor the dog but the canine didn't
survive long, dying from the wounds
,eceived during the fight in about
half an hour.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

John Steele, q colored South Car
DINA preacher, is travelling through
Georgia, creating what he calls a pro-
tectivo association, which requires
that every member carry pistol.
He charges an initiation fee of two
dollars, which he pockets.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Wednesday, at depth of between
800 and 400 feet, water was struck in
Oglethrope's artesian well, flowing
so gallons per minute. The water is
clear and cold. The well cost Ogle-
thrope a little over $500.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Chinese farmers have begun the
cultivation in California of the opi-
UNI yielded poppy. In the spread OF
the habit of opium eating rests the
greatest objection to Chinese imi-
grafton.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

From the Sparta Ishmaelite -
The widow Butler has not yet de-
cided what she will do in view of the
greenback nomination. The widow
Ben, having lost her former political
consort, and being discarded by her
democratic sweetheart, should hast
en- her matrimonial alliance with the
greenbackers.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

The man who was tried for having
five wives in Dublin was adjudged
'insane with regard to his matri-
monlal engagements" This certain
ly appears a righteous judgment.
Having five wives these times is con-
elusive evidency of insanitJ.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31
Public Speaking.

Lawyers, Ministers and Politicians
before addressing an audience. should
take two good doses of Brewers
Lung Restorer and they will find
that their Threats will not become
parched and voices husky.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

The old and feeble should use
Brewers Lung Restorer as a Tonic.
1t builds up the system, restores vast
ed energies and strengthens the
whole system. Contains no opiates.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

1t is claimed that digging potatoes
produces a disease called "neuosis
OF the locomotOr apparatus of the
feet and legs" The best way to
avoid the disease is to dry-dock your
own locomotor apparatus in a ham
mock and get some one else to dig
the potatoes.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

An artist photographed the scene
of the Iynching of the rapist near
Griffin last week, showing the de-
ceased hanging from a tree, denomi-
mated southern views" This will
be yet considered a southern out
rage.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Birmingham, Ala, is a live town.
1t takes one hundred kegs of beer a
day to supply the demand. 1t has
become necessary to establish O
a brewery in the place.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Tho colored editor of the New
York Globe hints that the Republi-
cans must leave a little sugar on the
barrel rim if they want the negro
vote
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

Who will now say that Indiana is
a doubtful State3 Mr.. Hendricks
doesn't carry doubtful things about
in his pants pockets.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

ella" wants to know if we can
tell her what the Knights Of the
Bath are? Usually Saturday nights,
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

BENJAMIN Buffers career in the
National Democratic party may be
characterized as brief, brilliant and
brutal.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

"Why," shouts Rev. Hennery
Ward Beecher from the pulpit, has
the Republican party, after twenty
years OF power, never lost its good
me!' Possibly, Hennery, dear,
the Republican, party never had a
good name to lose.--Macon Tele-
graph.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

The Valdosta Times remarks thai
the melon crop down there was
uhort at both ends of the line.
The Dawson journal., 1884-07-31

A mother-in-law is not heavenly
body, but she has been known on sew
eral occasions to eclips q honey
moon,