The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1884-04-10


are when fryed, they are all that the most
enthusiastic carp raisers claim for them.
Say. an experienced bachelor: "The best
thing to take when you kiss pretty girl
take time. The more you take the better
she likes it.' What a fool he must be-to
take slime" If he knew what was good
he'd take kisses, and let time go to thun-
der.
A little daughter, about ten years OF
age, of Mr.. w. N. Payne, who lives at
Central, was killed by the explosion OF a
lamp one night last week. In passing
from one room to another with the lamp
in her hand it exploded, set her on lire
and bnrnt her body into crisp.
The INrELL1aENcER is growing more
popular every day, judging from the
number of new subscribers we are add
ing to our list This is election year, and
no one can well afford to do without a
newspaper. Send us your name, to-
cetber with $1.50, and we will send you
the paper.
Mr.. D. e. Carlisle tells us that mad
dog was killed by Mr.. ]. F. Anderson,
near Roberts Church, last Thursday.
The dog bit several dogs on Mr.. S. G.
Humphreys plantation, and it is believed
bit several more in the same neighbor-
hood. The people in that section should
be on the lookout.
There is a deep significance in silence.
Were a man forced tor length of time but
to hold his peace, it were in most cases an
incalculable benefit to his insight. Thought
works in silence, so does virtue. What
follv would one avoid did the tongue be
quiet till the mind had finished and was
calling for utterauce.
Messrs. McCully, Cathcart q Co. desire
to remind their friends ard customers
that they are agents for the Champion
Binders, Reapers and Mowers, and will
make it to the interest Of persons need
ing this kind of machinery to call and
see them before purchasing. Their new
advertisement will appear next week.
Our neighbors, Messrs. Smith d Co.,
while exhibiting their sewing machines
to their customers, treat US daily to some
charming music from their Dulciphone.
Friend Smith is good talker, and when
he becomes little more adept in the
street vendors 'gab," We expect to see
him out on the street selling machine oil.
The dress parade of the Palmetto Ri
fiemen and the Cadets of the Anderson
Military School last Thursday afternoon
was witnessed by quite crowd of ladies
and children Both Companies acquitted
themselves in a creditable manner. AS
the weather is becoming more pleasant,
we hope to SEQ both Companies on the
streets often.
"My darling, you do not bestow upon
me so much affection as you did before
we were married." remarked a pouting
bride to her husband the other day.
"Don't II" he replied. mo, you do
not; you pay very little attention to me-"
well, my DEAR" observed the wicked
husband, "did you ever see man run
after horse after he had caught it?"
Mrs. Mary Shirley, wife OF Mr.. A. K.
Shirley. died in this city last Friday
morning, after brief but painful illness
with pneumonia and peritonitis, aged
eighteen years. She was member OF
New Prospect Baptist Church, and her
remains were carried there and inferred
in the adjacent graveyard on Saturday
morning. She had been married but a
few months.
AT the solicitation of several of our
citizens, the Wizard Oil Concert Company
returned to Anderson on Wednesday
evening of last week and gave concert
in Masonic Hall to very large audieoce.
We do not remember to have ever wit
messed an entertainment that give more
general satisfaction. The programme
was exceedingly interesting,
and brought forth rounds of applause
from the appreciative audience.
The following are the officers elected to
serve Anderson Division, Sons Of Tenn
perance, the ensuing quarter: w. P
John NJ. Hubbard; w. A.-James T.
Jones; r. S.-Han Webb; A. R. SD.
J. Simpson; F. Sc. N. Broyles; Treas.
"A. B. Towers; Chap.-Rev. D. r.
Brown; Con.-R. G. Webb; A. CO. ].
Moore; I. S.-Thos. Brady: O. S.-J. S.
Mattison. The officers will be installed
this evening. A full attendance of the
is desired.
List Of letters remaining in the Post
Office at Anderson for the week ending
April s: J. F. Crow, George Duncan,
Lizzie Gable, J. F. Crow, George Dancan,
Jas. P. Gray, Annie Groves, R. B. Hays,
Mrs. a. G. Johnston, Mrs. J. G. Johnson,
J. B. Leverett, Gus Pore, William Robin
son, Rev. H. D. Sanders, Miss Alice
Vance. Rob't Walstine (s), Chas. T. Wat
kins, Mrs. Katie Williams, Marlah Wat
son, Lawrence Williams, Sym Webb, L.
C. Wilson, J. B. White.
We would direct attention to the adver-
tisement of Mr.. ]. M. Mcconnell which
appears elsewhere. He has recently
opened out new and elegant assortment
of dry goods, notions, millinery, &C., in
the store-room formerly occupied by
Brock & Mauldin, and will make it to the
special advantage of the ladies to call and
see his stock. His store is managed by
Miss Sallie Bowie, an experienced mil
liner. We bespcak for MIR. Mcconnell a
liberal share of the public trade.
On Tuesday night about IL o'clock the
bedding in an upstairs room of Mr.. ]. +.
Wilson's residence, in this city, caught
fire. Fortunately a member of the fami-
ly Lad not retired for the night, and the
alarm was promptly given. Before