Daily Republican., 1884-02-21
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Sun rises GA. sun sets s. ~.
Ohfistfeld l. Best.
Agents for Dunlap's Hats.
| kunfOrdBT Ralters.
Well, I'm the girl who did it?
| Its all over the town What? Mud.
Family coal, Steward. GA W. Front 81.
Good -four ?11ac b, Front and Madison st.
City Laundry, Sixth and shipiey streets
Millard I. Davis, jewelers. 4. 2Ld street.
Wringers sold and repaired, at 3l3 Shiplc,
G.S. Humphrey & BIO, .,hatterg, ,S02 M&rks
Fine IS X. Rings, at Hanf, l6 Il. Fourth s
Cut Flowers at Hayden's, 9th and Shipley
brazilian Balm, coughs and colds, 10 cts
Good scissors and pocket knives at 99,. stor,
The practical Jokers. the funny men ofth,
day.
Coffee r0aster, 400 King street. Fresh roast
ed daily.
The way Of the transgressor has hard roat
to travel.
Catalogue of Roses at Haydsn's, 9th and
sShirley.
To suit the present age you should rur
while you read.
This is not healthy weather for courting or
the front steps.
The witty raraglaphers o! the present day
dish up fun In condensed form.
Dr. harmon may be consulted at his office
No. 1924 Camac street, Philadelphia.
A long blow, aud few more days of a
strong blow will soon dry up the mud
hap ,rtr II ,ipCr tor
will soon return from her long vacation.
The undertaken is never SO happy as when
engaged in putting away Your motherin.
law.
The one great question that is stIll bother
ing cur judiciary Is, who will be the coming
Judge.
Spring. Spring. gentle Spring will soon be
with us. Providing the March winds forget
to blow.
Great rush for Minett's photographs, only
81 per dozen, at " Westoott and Cummings,
302 Market street
1t will be easier for some to crawl into
heaven than to 20 Through the eye of the
every day needle.
lfyou want a good smoke or good chew,
20 to Jas. H; Murray lo7 East Front street
He keeps fine stock.
Well, 1T is real nice going through the. gid.
dy waltz with your arms encircling the
waist Of pretty girl.
Take your babies to Hollands, 307 Marke
street. and have their pictures taken BY the
instantaneous process.
Impoverished persons desiring to commit
suicide can now rejoice Cucumbers are
quoted at only SO cents apiece.
The Jokes given out by the many minstrel
troupes who visit our CITY, have been stuffed
and exhibited by ltarnum many years ago.
Take your children to Westcott Il Gum.
mings for fine photographs, 1902 Market
street. Successor to the late j. K. Sutterley I
"Tne city must put Its foot down on such
corruption "shrieks ksan excited cOntem porary.
But it can't you know. Coz. oiations have no
souls.
lie had been ridiculing her big feet, and to
yet ereL with him she replied that he might
have her old seal lskin saclue made over into
q pair of fear.muiis.
Sher,IIs are very success !ul business men.
They can turn newspaper esi ablishment
INTO money when all tho efforts of the editor
u that direction have failed.
A French astronomer is trying to attract
The attention and shekels ofAmerican show
nen by announcing that he has discovered
Shits rainbow-a sacred white rainbow.
Cause and Effect: why, my dear Mrs
Loveace, yon secm 50 much thinner! Have
YOU been iii :"
"Gh, no, but | have mora muscular
maid"
Bubbles lrcm "Lfe :" Knee plus ultra
he bale girls skirt. The x .lden mean-a
It iDgy millionaire. A green peach-an l 'ish
: InfOrmer." The Maltese cross-an lima
ured cat.
Cincinnati people crowded the huge Music
Hall on the opening night of the opera sea-
on when the flood registered SO feet N inche
md rising an inch an hour Send on your
inscriptions.
: send one Of our circulars to Mr.. Jones He
$ getting up "a little in the world and has
ust hired servant Wen have his patron.
ge Immediately"
A maiden lady cf Kentucky has Just com
leted quilt containing thirty pieces upon
fhich she has been working for Is, $50 years. |
hat looks wrong, but 1t corresponds with |
ur memorandum. |
A young writer asks US If we know " any |
'ay by which the mind may DO goaded into
tranre-like presentation OF strange plots
nd conceptions" Young man, have you
yer tried uelirium tremens?
lakes a man feel as If he hsd been trans
orted to Mahomet's paradise wheH the
urgling girls open their mouths and warble
The enough and crow have gone to roost.'
:. The best suit evermade," remarked the
iilor, after proposing and being accepted by
is lady-loye. Yes" replied she, :" am
our maid TO order" After they were mar
ed, however he always declared that she
as a ready maid.
A lady whose conscience was softened by a
,cent revival, called on q clergyman In a re-
lorse .ul spirit, to tell him she had spoken
isparagingly Of his sermons. That's moth
link much ofthem myself"
Mary had little corn,
Upon her little toe,
An every where that Mary went
That corn was sure logo.
1t followed her to jail one day, |;
But Mary would drink rum,