The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-01-17
Gbtsilfs.


The tvo Missouri men who snapped
~ives without boot, were evidently 10 favor
n frss ,ra.is.
The poet vhs wrote MAN wants but
little here below" should try again. Man
wants al he cen get
"A TEXAS woman uses stove lid TO
spank her children With. She believes in
striking While the iron is hot.
Nasty 10 nov travelling in Maine, TO
,ss uhstbsr prohibition prohibits there.
lie 6uds out TO his sorrow that il does
Ill 10 very bad taste for wife to growl
ii her husband for tracking mud into the
house: for what 10 home without its
muddery
The young man who was financially
embarrassed. when her father asked him
il be had salary enough 10 support vile
comfortably.
"A Michigan congressman ted friend
he vas filed with Amusement; and the
friend vent down 10 the bar and called
for amszement.
A woman who sat down on . beehive
10 watch the progress OF fire in Ken.
lucky. LEI, her seat before the close Of the
entertainment
-whvn the types are made TO say that
au honest man Is tho nobbicst work Of
Goi. !, i. time 10 throw glass bombs into
the composing room,
--ss- Miss Ale oft says she has fallen
in love Nth . great many pretty girls in
Ter life. but never once the least bit with
amsn' just 20 with u.s.
Twenty i've preachers we're present st
the tsrsiug Of = man in Illinois, the
other day The wretch expressed him.
self perfectly willing TO 60.
.-Bsrnum's will covered seven hundred
pages. The veteran show man WAS bound
10 make II the most colossal aggregation
on earth or lie ia the attenpt
Got On your husbands crsvat. hsvnt
you' asked nsishbor Of Mrs. Bilkins.
Yea" replied Mrs. b. sadly. "ita the
osly tie there 10 between ~ now"
No" said the generous man. ] havnf
got that horse nov. found II cost more
To keep him thsu hs Was worth. 40 ! gave
him to nv brother asa Christmas pres.
cut
Among Presidents Arthurs Christ.
mas presents was hig fur overcast.
Seine people have an awful mean way Of
sagresting changes in The political stmcs-
phere
"a Philadelphia ~omas, whose hus.
hand ha. goi very bitter disposition. eI-
eusss him Nv stating that his failing vas
caused b, taking loo much quinins uLsn
he ~ss young.
Il s,bsri,e on . visit 10 Sparta par.
t.ok 81 shonsly meal. He then obssrved.
30 vondrr tho Spartans fought veil. fer
the srsatest towards would rather face
death than live ou snch fare.
- young lady vho sav President Ar.
thar IN r~~ens procession. was ashsd
what she thought 81 him. ssid: He
iootta just o. II he had bssn hshing. and
como homo without esichisg ssyshiss.
II Baltimore woman vas taken With .
severe 81 81 sssesios end When Il subs,dsd
che xss fousd Ia bs dumb. Since tten
nsui, every married mas 10 Baltinsrs
he. iseso trying 70 induce bic wife 10 tale
saun.
---rssslss said: "wheu The STATE u
moe, csrrupt. thea tbs lsss are most nul.
tiplied." The 70 rather rough % New
Jsrsey. for that little State hsA more laws
10 ths squsrs foot than mosquitoes 70 us
cubic mile.
--.yon ssy you we're sjeetsd from ihs
prenises in a summary maansry ssked
Deacon 0ilpin ole young men. shc ~ss
,.ilios q bic is'srsisv sish the youss L.
iys father ''sumnsr.yl ] should ssy 20
They made IL rcd bot Ter me
"A snvs-iisesr walking The stsesss the
ether day chsnesd 10 turs and noticed
tee doctors ~Alhiag Lshipd bin. He
stopped tsll they dssssd. asd thes followed
ca bssind thea And vhy thisy" said
they Il knos my place 10 The psocss-
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