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Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

EDITOR Posr lNTELLtaKScRR:
Having for the first timo visited Roche
Harbor. thought perhaps II would in
terest come ~ the readers of the Posr
iNTELIIoEscRR To learn something about
she place. IL IL situated upon the north
end of San Juan Island, and is = small
aud-locked harbor with sufficient
water for the largest vessels TO lay.
There is an inexhaustibls mountain Of
lime rock, as good, IL not the beat, in
the world. where the Roche Harbor
Lime Companv, consisting Of Robert
Scurr, Richard Scarr, Oclhn Ross aud
Donald koss have erected two large
kiins, together with good wharves, sheds
and other buildings oonvesient for
handling aud shipping their lime. They
have, In connection with the lime ousi.
ness, a hotel, store. barrel factory and
farm. The farm embraces about looC
acres. fenced. Phey keep quite band
OF sheep upon the upland, he sides rails
ing hay, vegetables aud fruit in the
valley. This IL the sub port of entry
for she Sound. Mr.. John Ixett. the
Inspector and Deputy Collector,
lives here to look after Uncle Sans
interests. and a better man cannot be
found, as all who know him will bear
witness. From him learn o at during
the last fis al wear there were 2s en-
tries and cleaFances value OF exports.
x4sS5.
From here the Lostis makes two trips
q week to Victoria and ether ports. The
Evaugei brings the mail from Seattle
twice each week, and many other boats
call In, making lt convenient for travel.
IL il safe Ga prrdi,t for Rochs Harhor =
bright future. The many readers OF
the Posi-. .ISrxIrIoKNcKR ON San Juan
look sor their papers by the Evsn9el
Thursday. and are greatly disappointed
il they fail 10 come. It would be we'll
20 look little out aud see that they are
mailed in time.
To persons wishing 10 visit the
islands, will recommend the steamer
Evanyei. She leAvss Seattle IN tae
morning. touching at all the ports from
Port Toxnseni II whatcorn. She - .
safe, pleasant boat Ia travel on. Capt
Bsecher aud his officers are oeliRine
and courteous, and by the siltul man
ner in which the Captain handles bis
boat, oae would suppese he had been
raised at the wheel Of steAueoat. in-
stead of In the city of New York.
r.. @. @.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
AsTu.moxoPoLY PLATFORM.

The Anti monopoly League of Yaki-
ma county have adopted tbs platform
following:
WHKRKAs, The members Of this
league, believing that the principles set
forth In their consultation are Of para
mount Importance to the well being
and general prosperity of the people OF
this Territory and of the United States
end that the advancement Of these
principles should be the aim of every
siiizen who values the y rpetuity of
peace In our land and the prosperity of
Vi a. distinguished from that OF the
few,
Resolved, That while II Ia not our pres
ent intention TO place in nomination
candidates for office independent Of
those 10 be nominated by the existing
parties, we nevertheless pledge our
klves, a. members of this league, to
nssher vote for nor support any csndi-
date who does not publicly pronounce
himself 10 be heartily IN sympathy with
leoss principles to which reference is
Asfeln made.
The aims and objects OF the leaaue
are a. follows;
kifst-To aid In securing the uncon-
dtioAal forfeiture of all lands hereto
fcfe granted 60 railroad corporations,
which have not been earned by strict
Enplianse with law.
escond-To aid In the enactment and
nlofcement Of laws which will compel
ml.oad corporations TO pay their share
ihe public taxes.
Ihird-ro aid in the enactment and
nlofcement OF laws establishing a lust
and uniform schedule of rates for the
uansportation by railways of freight
saa passengers-lavs which will not
saly prevent extcrtionate charges, but
saich VII also prevent discrimination
y iavor OF particular places 10 the
suiment Of others and against the In
t'esis Of the general public-laws
ssieh viii bring railway and other cor
mfations under Federal. State and Ter
a1tlai control-isws which will pre-
III we pooling OF rates and other COM
saalions and conspiracies against the
'efests OF the people and Which will
wssshs the acceptance OF free passes
assaer briees by public ofhaers-laws
a'ca VII promote the dignity and tend
WARD the general advancement of
Aoof and which will place capital and
~ sssss IN iustry upon basis Of iusiss
na equsliiy.
saefth-ro aid In the selection Of
Eaa'N oiiicers favorable TO the forego-
Wineiples and hostile to the FUR
- enefoachmeAt OF corporate ppwer
va sne rights Of the pa lilo.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

A FIXED FAcT.-The washiRgton Ter.
ritory Employment Bureau il the iegit-
innate place to order your help. They
are genuine business men, and attend to
the wants of all requiring good mechan
los, laborers. cooks, and in fact all you
may want. Offices, Washington street,
next to Police Court, Seattle. Hours.
I:SO to $50 daily. lmdw je14
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

T0 THE VOTERS OF SEATTLE
L Having received the nomination of
Chief OF Police. hereby pledge myself,
Ii elected 70 that Office, TO the prompt and
impartial enforcement Of the ordinances
o. the city, and solicit the votes Of the
citizens upon this platform.
A. II. MANNING.
Seattle. June "a, lisa.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

For waones. klox. silver plated wear,
and 50 forth, 60 to II. @. Mclaughlin.
t'Littie Mack, the jewellery The best
and only stock Of fine goods in the city.
Also. some that amt 50 hns.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

AkorHKa Towssrrs ScuKag - TIE
~ NJ " Duluth, aooordiny io the Du-
49,. 49, nsFatd, ars much excitei at the in
nan nsn OF the Northern Pacific and the
s,s.aa sas and Manitoba roads 20 develop
- Dninth at the expense OF Dulu,h b
49, sss Tho Manitohs. which il Was
~ - Vas going 10 Daluth direct, 10
nr.g koaug 70 do so, bnt his made ar.
- .nenss with the DuIuth road 60 use
ok OF the latter so n paint above
sss Its said that she three roads
v5n y nsve formed a pool. purchased
eses OF land on the south side OF
~ 1ols ray, and agreed 90 put in so
4 ,sey money elch 10 develop The town,
a. n depot 10 contemplated, aud
snd yards protested. The Duluth
$500 and Dock Company IL said 20
4 s-.sted IN tho scheme, and a corps
s.ss s.neeFs are engaged In drawing up
=, 4 Lof 9 road to be built. Ca Tues
ssss;s Umsha commenced work ex-
iss,s tneir road 10 South Duluth
ejss,,.Sa superior. and at South Duluth
bsss up the town. The latter has
e,ss. Astsd. and the streets are 10 be
D. s.n ana otherwise improved. II is
hv, 1sn' y s Intention 10 form the new
lks,s !. ! we expense OF the old one, and
~ a.e sssd 10 be several coal com.
ma .saserested In the scheme. Rail-
h~ pAniss should be Prohibited
esesis.,Is rom engaging In towrsits
snes..n and she enactment ct such
ella ~ = IN no case more urgently
hasss rnsn snsn In that of the Northerz
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
ECONOMY I'M FUEL.

IT r. MORRISON, eOIE AoENT
IL for Puget sound and Columbia
River for the ceiehgaled Patent Air 6paeA
Addrsrs al orders TO L b. MORRISON,
cars e osrdoa Hardvsrs Ieupany. p
af1as. ". :. tsu
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

Ask A. B. Stewart for HENLEY DAM
DKLIoS TosIc and take no ether. n
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
Room Offered.

. REsPEcrABl.E WOMAN GAN
y find pleasant unfurnishsd room.
with the exception of carpet. In fsmiiy
OF tNo Can have use Of kitchen II de-
sired. re the right party the comforts Of
q home axe offered 81 very low price.
the ladys company being desired By party
Advertising. Address A.. this csf1ce.9 81
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
For Rent.

LARGE. NEw, HARD FINISHED
y two-story dwelling house. on kiev-
ensh street Apply ~ this once. jei3
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

For weak and debilitatcd constitu
tions take HkSLKY's DASDKraoN roSro.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

DR- HEsLEY's DANDEIIoN Tonic is an
appetizer and cure for indigestion. "a
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

The RESTAURANT CoRNE r
L Third and Washington streets, known
as tho French Italian restaurant, inciuo.
Ing tive nicely furnished rooms. For par.
tieulars inquire of
CLAUS & HARMS
myl6 III Front street
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

CIRL TO DO GENERAL HOUSE
H work. First-class wages gwen for
first-ciass work. Apply al CAPTAIN
tween Fifth and sixth jei3
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

1,SeLARsE AND ONE s.fAILyUR-
nisAsd room private family. Appay
On Third street between Cotum6sA an4
Tklrd. thzrd house. from CoSunbtA IL
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
TO LET.

LARGE ROOM IN THE SULLIVAN
n block. suitable for an offics low rent
Apply TO JOHN SULLIVAN. CONNER
ciaf street iel9
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
NOTICE.

TUE SEATTLE STEAM LAUNDRY
i hss opened . branch ofYice In the
Washington Territory Employment Blu
rsAu. Washington street. Leave you
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
Locket Lost.

A GOLD LoCKET. WITH MONO
~ gram On outside. IS. - and two
photographs inside. wss Lost on the street
Thursday morning. The nndsr win Be
euitab'y rewarded on leaving The snms ~
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

tss3~ =. .nanner Bros. d Co. ere now
e.. ~ the large lot Of bran. oats.
alust maeed BY the late Are. They
aooa 49, soid immediately. 10 is a
kssrs nos for ovnera OF cattle and
my27
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

LIME OFFICES IN THE CLAYTON
II block single or en- suit nayti
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

He Was young lawyer. aud Was de-
livering bis maiden speech. Lake most
young lawyers. Ne Sas nortd. rsetorscai,
scattering and weary. For -four weary
hours he talked NJ the Court and ene
jury, until everybody felt like iynonine
nim. When be goa through bis oppo-
nent, a gyixxlcd old professional arese'
locked sweetly as the Judee, and SAID;
.Your honor. uill follow tne exam
pie OF nv young friend Who hss lust
nnished. and sabInit ths case without
argument.r
Then he sat down, and she silence vas
large and oppressive.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

nasss- sT'ood purifier Dx. Hxxrxr's Dan
A0sac has no equal. "a
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

Ds. HxxLxs's DAxpsxsou Toxlc h
truly named ~ King Of Bisssn "a
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

CaxAr fAnxs-The Oregon Railway
and Navigation Company has placed
the sseamer George T. Starr on the
route between Seattle and vistorss. N
opposifion 60 the Eiiss Anderson. and
viii carry freight and passengers AZ 70
duced rates. For particulars apply 20
IN. Carney, a. City dock. my7 do
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03
MISCELLANEOUS.
THINK OF TT NOW

Although much Is said about the imporI
tance Of blood-parifying medicine, IL may h
possible that the subisct has neyer seriously
claimed your attention. Think Of 10 nosc'
Almost every person has some form Of serof-
ulous poison latent In his veins. When thi6
develops In Scrofulous Sores, Ulcers, %
Eruptions, or In the form Of Rheumatism,
or Organic Diseases, the suffering that en-
sues 10 terrible. Hence the gratitude of thosS
Who discover. a. Thousands yearly do, that
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

r WISH TO STATE THAT THE ITEM
| In the : Sunday Star,- saying that i
kept . saioon and Ramaing hoase On the
railroad between TAcom. ana kasam1 v
f.ise. IiyiI A. II. MANNING.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-03

Al me. LACHENAL FROM PARIS.
IN French Laundry. ilie Front street.
next door 20 EsmoniniB CCifee and SPICE
Mia. An entirely new method = used
for waahlng 0ne embrotderiea. which. %
txial. musf commend ifseif - indieos oco9f-
fn9 ard nenkef csee1ngs e1sa Gea1le-
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House Wanted.

WITH FIVE OR SIX Ro0MG FUR.
w nished or nnfurni he'd. or would
purchase . portion Of furniture between
front ana fifth. Jsmcs and Unton streesA
urefcrres. Address D., this once. 70
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SHERIFFS SALE.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT FOR THE
| Third judicial District Of Washington
TERRITORY, holding terms at Seattle.
No. ssli-Arthnr ~ Scott piai-tin. W.
I. n. BSgeIo~, defendant
Under and By virtue OF an execution
issued out Of the above NAMED Court IN
the above entitled action. l have duly
leyied upon lots two q, three %. iur ~.
In block eighteen tIsl In d. 6: Msynards
plat Of the city Of Seattle King county.
Washington Territory. and wiil ON
saturday. she lssh sdsy 81 Sssy. isss,
At the hour Of O'Clock p. m. In front Of
tie Court House door In the city OF Seat-
lie. King county. aforesaid. proceed 20
sell al the right, title and interest o. the
said defendant In and 20 said property. 81
pubic auction. 70 the highest bidder for
cash.
J. II. Mc6RAW,
te1, sw sheriff Of King county, w. T.
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Ayers Sarsaparilla

win thoroughly eradicate this evil from th1
system.
As we'll expect life without air a. health
without pure blood. Cleanse the blood witt
AYERS SARsAPARILLA. 4
PREPARED BY
Dr.. C. Ayer& Co., Lowell, Masss
Sold by all Druggists: 81. sig bottles for -.
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DR.. c. WILLIS PRICE,

- DENTIST. GRADUATE OF
NE@ the New York College Of Dem
lID tisrry. Office. No. Tap} Front
st. Whites block. Seattle. desc
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7 A I

My store is the headquarters for ey-
cry article of raiment worn by the
rising generation in the way of
CLOTHING, HATS or FUR
NISHING GOODS, is an acknow-
lodged fact. 1t is also very we'll
known that any
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1884-10-28
THE DEMOCRAT.
TERMS:

The Democrat is published 1ri- Week
y-Iaesdays, Thursdays and Sat
md0ys-ot Taco Dollars and FIJI:
ty Gents per annum; One Dollar
and Fifty Cents for sac months.
Payable in ddconce.
advertisements inserted at the rate Of
One Dollar per square for the first
insertion aud Fifty Gents for each
subsequent one. Ten lines or less
at breuier type constitute a square.
Personal Cards, when admissible,
,mH be charged double the usual adj
cestising rates.
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DO

no matter whether his father fol-
lows the humble though honorable
occupation Of carrying the hod or
draws a princely salary from the
Government, or the happy possessor
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NO.. Is.

effective and at the same time
agreeable disinfectants. If no heat
is obtainable even the spreading Of
ground coffee on the object to be
disinfected is most satisfactory.
The value of crushed ice as 4
dressing for burns and scalda, frst
pointed out by Sir James Earle, is
confirmed by Dr.. Richardson. The
ice after being reduced by crushing
or scraping to a fine state of diyis-
ion as dry as possible, is mixed
with fresh lard into a paste. which
is placed in a thin camhfic bag aud
laid upon the burn. This is said
to Danish all pain until the mixture
has SO far melted that a fresh tlres-
sing is necessary,
The Scientific american says if q
bottle Of the oil Of pennyroyal is
left uncorked in room At night,
not a mosquito or any other blood
sucker will be found there III the
morning. Mix potash with pow
= - 49, -. 4 =. : =
dered meal and throw it into the
rat holes of cellar and the rats
will depart. fla rat or mause gets
into your pantry, stuff in it's hole 4
rag saturated with o solution Of ca.
yenne pepper, and no rat OF mouse
will touch the rag for the purpose
of opening a communication with
depot Of supplies.
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WORLD is GOVERNED TOO MUCH
SOME THINGS WORTH KNOW
ING.

Ing.
Fish may be scaled much easier
BY dipping into boiling water about
a minute.
When soaking salt fish before
cooking add a little vinegar to the
water; it improves the fish.
Cream cures sunburn on some
complications, lemon juice is best on
others, and cold water suits still
others best.
Milk which is slightly turned or
changed may be sweetened and rem
dered tit for use again by stirring in
a little soda.
Paintspots may be removed from
any kind Of clothing BY saturating
with equal ports Of turpentine and
spirits of ammonia.
Salt will cuMle new milk; hence,
in preparing milk porridge, gravies,
ETC., the salt should not be added
until the dish is prepared.
10 scour knives easily, mix q
small quantity Of baking soda with
your brick-dust, and see if your
knives do not polish better
For ''greasing' the griddle, cut a
white turnip in halves and rub the
griddle with it. It causes no
smoke, smell, taste or adhesion,
and is better than butter or grease.
Steel knives which are not in gen.
eral use may be kept from rusting if
they are dipped in a strong solution
of soda, one part water to four Of
soda; then wipe dry, roll in flannel
and keep in a dry place.
Don't waste your time securing
your breadpans; bread never bakes
as we'll in a bright tin. Indeed,
the best pans if one can afford to
have them made, are oblong ones
made of Russia sheet iron
When one has had fever and
tue hair is falling of, take q tea
cup of sage, steep in a quart Of soft
water; strain it off into tight bot
tie. Sponge the head with the tea
frequently, wetting the roots Of the
hair.
Stale buns may be made to taste
as nicely as when fresh if they are
dipped moment or SO in cold wa
ter, then put into a hot oven for FIVE
OF ten minutes. They will turn out
as light and crisp as when first
baked.
Flowers may be kept very fresh
over night if they are excluded en-
tirely from the air. To do this wet
them thoroughly, put in q damp
box and cover, with wet raw cotton
or wet newspaper, then place in a
cool spot.
Kerosene will soften boots or
shoes which have been hardened
by water, and render them as plia-
BILE as new. Kerosene will make
tin tea-kettles as bright as new
Saturate wooden rag and rub with
it. 1t will also remove stains from
clean vanished furniture.
Beeswax and salt will make your
rusty fat-irons as clean and smooth
as glass. Tie a lamp Of wax in q
The Louisiana Democrat. [volume] (Alexandria, La.) 1845-1918, 1884-10-28

THE Tines Democrat rather
frankly criticises an operate mana
ger who thought he cared nothing
for the press, that he could buy no.
tees when be wanted them. ne
tells him that the public cares moth.
ing abont managers, but q great
deal about the quality Of plays and
acting, and press opinions worth
having are not for sale. tits right.
The least deviation from fidelity to
truth tends to injure the press, and
where it is conducted with intelli-
gence no such suicidal policy will
be pursued. A single editorial
puff Of an execrable play or miser-
able performance would amount,
in a reputable journal, to a fraud
cntailing upon the public an ont
lay of several hundred dollars, re-
sulting in disappointment to as
many persons and consequent re-
sentiment toward the paper. News
papers that sell their alleged opin-
ions do not acquire influence Or
earn money. This general law il
slightly obscured by the fact that
there various departments ID 1 pa
per and it may be loyal to the pub
lie in one department and venal iins
another. In that case it soon comes
to ba rated accordingly, as . spe-
cial paper. But in the natural pro-
gress of news competition, honesty
and ability are required in political,
commercial news and dramatic and
all other departments; otherwise
capital is thrown away in the pub
location, for it requires good work
all round to make 4 thorough sue
cess Exchange.
I'll HAVE both used and sold
Prckly Ash Bitters for q number
Of years, and think It the best Bit
tiers made for Billiousness, Liver
Complaints and for toning up the
system" SO writes w. b. Cole.
Druggist, Of Joplin, Mo. A sin
gle trial Of this remedy win con-s
vince any person Of the truth 81
the above.
Jon Printing Of every descrip-
ton neatly executed at this Office.
Give 10 8 trial.
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prices that carry out to the letter
our claim as being always the Go
Ahead, Reliable, One Price Cloth,
ing Establishment Of Alexandria,
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Mine

of choice and seasonable styles in
nobby suits and general outittings
of the most attractive description
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FOB PRINTING NEATLY Exc
~ CUTED AT THIS OFFICE.
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Jon Printing Of every iescrip-
tion neatly executed at this Office.
Give 10 q trial. ri
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D /:

many shares of stock in Water or
Gas Light Companies, will find
my establishment just at present a
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-05-28
Guying a Dude.
From the Brooklyn Times.

A lively dude went to Haverly's The
alter last night to see Claire and the
Forge Master. He occupied prom
inent place in the parquet, where his
clothes could be seen, and he attracted
more attention than he could have ex-
pected, even in his most sanguine
moments. His hair was prettily
banged, he wore a swallow-tail coat,
his vest was cut SO low that the lower
button of that garment and the top
button of his English CATERS were not
far apart; he wore bouquet in his
button-hole, and his collar was like a
long section of stovepipe painted white.
In short, he was just too sweet for any
use. A dude seldom drinks anything
stronger than sarsaparilla- brain
will not stand it-but he thinks it keeps
up appearances to go out between acts
and look at some beer or smell of q
teaspoonful of angelica or watered sher-
ry; SO, in order to be considered as a
little man, he arose at the end of the
second act, and spreading his elbows in
English style, he began to shipper and
teeter up the aisle. The poor creature
could have had no idea that by facing
the audience he could raise such COM
motion. Women in his vicinity began
to smoker and men began to grin.
Haf-audible remarks like "There's a.
dude!" "Look at thatp What is iti"
were heard, and before the tender
young thing had gained the aisle man
began to applaud. Instantly the entire
audience caught up the joke, and the
building rung to the sound of clapping
hands and pounding canes and unbrel-
Las, the gallery denizens shouting, eli!
hill" and "Get onto his nags!" The
poor dude was almost paralyzed with
confusion, and made excellent time for
the door. Between the excitement of
the ovation rendered him and the fierce
throttling of his collar, his face was
the color of hoiled beet. He waited
until the curtain rose before he under
took to return, and then crept in softly
on the tips of his toes, but the audience
was expecting him, and the play was
stopped until the applause that greeted
his return was over. He did not leave
his seat again during the evening.