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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
The (siadiatOrs.

When the box sheet opened yes
terday for the Sullivan Combina-
ton there was lively RUSH for
seats and the evidence is that there
will be the biggest house ever seen
in the city. Several parties here
were in receipt of kilograms from
Virginia City friends ordering
shem to secure front seats at any
price. The admirers of the muscu-
lsr art are about wild over the
prospects Of witnessing some really
scientific boxing and another aues
ton which agitates the community
is whether or not it will be the
correct thing for ladies to go. There
will be such rush at the thester
on Friday night and the crowd
which gathers are liable to be so de-
mons.sgtive that ladies would be
apt to wish they were at home be-
fore the exhibition was half over.
In the Eastern cities Sullivan has
given matinees for ladies in the af-
ternoon, when the scientific points
are explained and exemplified by
friendly bouts between Sullivan and
Slade. II the management would
give matinee here to ladies accom-
panied by their escorts it would
probably be well attended. The
main thing which now appears to
be agitating the female mind is to
ascertain "what other ladies'" are
going.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
.f1iS:.SlelQrSfO0I.

The article relative to the postal
robberies on the C. Il G.. r. r. was
understood by many people to be a
defense of the Hawley boy, one of
the parties implicated. No such
effect was intended by the article.
AS the matter now stands, Ernest
Hawley lays the blame On Bert
Rising. If his story is true the
bulk of the blame rests on Rising;
if not the Hawley boy is response
be for the letters. The authori-
ties have not as yet been able to
determine by the evidence who is
the guilty party, and as the APPEAL
before suggested the matter should
be investigated, that if one of the
boys is innocent the fact should be
made manifest.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
IN BRIEF.
TIE City Trustees met last night
and audited the usual bills.

y EIkkAEE.
Tie City Trustees met last night
and audited the usual bills.
Chris, Zibrishia is in from Can
delaria visiting his parents and
friends.
The young folks are all very
much exc. ted over the Leap Year
ball which takes place at the Car
son Guard Armory this evening.
The last guests at the State
Prison ore Charles Brown and
Charles Black Of Reno. They have
been given ten years apiece for lar
ceny and horse stealing.
The first real snow of the season
fell last Sunday evening. Those
who got up early Monday had a
chance to take sleigh rides, but by
noon the streets were muddy.
Helen T. Loveless, now serving
a term in our State Prison, was SEN
fenced in Winnemucca last week to
serve M additional term of eighteen
months for larceny.
The man who is clamoring loud
est for concealed weapon ordi-
nance would never be hit if pistols
did go off. If such thing should
happen. however. it would split the
bullet and probably hurt two by
ISLANDERS.
Mike Cleary has issued chal-
lenge to any man in America to
fight with hard gloves, Marquis Of
Queensbury rules. for 81 coca side
His hacker has deposited $3.50
forfeit with Richard X. Fox.
Mr.. Edwards Of Olcovich's store
wants to try Sullivan one round
will so around him after that. Mr..
COIN says if any clerk from Olco-
vich's store attempts to box Sulll-
van he will detail Charley Mittle-
dorfer to spar him two rounds. If
his clerk declines he will go him
rattle himself.
Listen to the wretch of the Haw-
thorne bulletin: "The several leap
years customs which are being en-
forced by the ladies keep the gen
tlemen in q state of perpetual de-
light; but of all, that which meets
with the greatest favor Is the..leap
year Tucker dance. The girls have
found out how it feels to be left
out alone on the floor, and the anx-
ious clinging of their hands is some
thing too delicious to speak Of.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

sisted Of two bands, one native
musical organization of nine China
men and the other. Cap. Avery's
drum corps, led by Dick. Mills, the
fifer. The Chinese music was much
more mel!ihuous and pleasing to
the ear. the Chinese having evil
IDENTIFY attended the most rehearsals.
When all was ready the coffin was
placed III the hearse, and at word
from tho leading Mandarin, Avery's
band began the solenn opening
notes of The Rogue's March, and
the procession began to crawl like a
fiery dragon out of Chinatown.
Du,ing all this imposing cerenon-
ial the balconies were crowded
with Cinnamon who remsined loyal
to the government during the war,
and they simply scoffel at the
pomp aud parade that was taking
rlace. They said that the dead
General never was in a battle at all,
was kicked by an army mule and
not wounded by a spear and tLat he
rs de all his money Sc ling shod-
dy supplies to both sides, and that
his title was tackled GA several years
after the war by some of his jocose
relatives. The APPEAL does not
st tie these as historical facts and
only gives them for what they are
worth.
AT THE GRAVE,
The procession filed through the
streets and was nearly an hour
when the wagon in the rear con-
tanning the rcast pig, etc. reached
the grave. Here the band of sub
siaiZed mourners stationed them
selves aboEt the grave and at a CIV
en- signal turned loose. There
we're seven women in the lamenta
ton corps and they cried like the
mischief at dollar an hour, while
the nearest blood relative OF the de-
ceased paid for the squalliag and
smoked his cigarette. When the
hour was up they stopped crying
promptly by the watch, and the
friends eff the deceased in order to
show hew they felt gave them three
dollars more to start the crying
again. The body was then planted
and burning punk stuck in the
grave. A number of official docu-
ments we're also scattered along the
route to brighten off the devil
and keep him away from the soul
of the dead, which the Chinese say
will rise to glorious Immortality on
Wednesday next. The funeral was
very asly conducted by Mr.. Sam
Wright the urbane undertaken Of
this CITY.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

No sufferer from any scrofulous
disease, who will fairly try Ayers
Sarsaparilla, need despair of a cure.
It will purge the blood of all i'm
puri.ies, thereby destroying the
germs from which scrofula is de-
veloped, and will infuse new life
ann vigor throughout the whole
physical organization.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
The Board of PardOns.

The Board of Pardons yesterday
pardoned Sullivan of Battle Noun
tain, sentenced for life for murder;
Gibbons of Eureka, sentenced for
burglary and Charley Wong Chi
naman sentenced for iarceny.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
LiverE aud feed stable.

ID. Gree has nosv a fine stock
Of fast and safe horses and new
carriages and is prepared to fur
dish teams Or single rigs at
cheaper prices than any stable
IN the city. Horses boarded by
the day, week or nlonth and
given the best of feed. a trial
will give satisfaction, both as to
the quality and price Of services
rendered. 4
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

Some say Consumption" can't
be cured" Ayers Cherry Pectorol
as proved by forty years experience
will cure this disease when not
already advanced beyond the reach
of medical aid. Even then its use
affords very great relief, and insures
refreshing sleep.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
Wrestling Match.

William PascOe the Bodie wrest-
Ter and Sam Smell of San Francisco
are matched to wrestle for 800 a
side at the Opera House on Satur.
day evening.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
E3CO& for sale.

William Clancy will deliver
split pine. nut pine or limb wood
by the load or cord. or sawed into
lengths as ordered. to any part of
the city. Location at Hunts wood
yard. jano
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

For Banquets, Dinners and Par
ties use Eclipse Extra Dry, it is
equal to any and superior to most
imported brands, and the only
natural California Champagne ir
the market.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

Now that the Winter vegetables
are scarce here send over to H. G..
May and Co.. box 437. sacramento,
Cal, and order turkeys. poultry.
caulefower. celery aud mixed veg
etables for family use, sent to Your
call in any quantities. H. G. MAY.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

Eclipse Extra Dry is the only
pure native Champagne equal to
any imported, and but half the
price.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

O*ce-tsver Savings Bank, Carson.
Office HS.ars-FI0hl 9 Il. IN. to- D. M.
Extracting done at residence after
Office hours, northeast corner Of Capitol
Square. nOJl3
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
STOCKS.
Morning Board

Morning Board
5 Ophir, 3 60
xCC Mexican, l 50
$50 Gould g. Curry,l So
2O3O Best & Belcher. . 80
900 Sierra Nevada 2 IS
40 Bullion .75c
1905 Bodie. 6
1870 Savage.
10 Con. Virginia. Boo
500 California, los
SO Potesi, 3oc
200 Chollar. . 30
$50 Crown Point, / C5
IS Hale & Norcross, 2
265 Alpha, l so
200 Yellow Jacket, 9 30
50 Eschequer. soc
% Union 2 IS
100 Alta, 2 Is
100 Eureka Con. 2
80 Andes, 45c
100 Utah. ! 10
so Navajo, 2
800 Gverman. zoe
900 Grand Prize. zoe
90 Belle Isle, 30c
200 Belcher, Il
500 Senator, 15c
100 Belmont.2
100 Northern Belle. SOC
60 Silver King, 4
Afternoon Board.
90 Mexican ! 80
40 Gould Il Curry l SO
l28 Best 4 Belcher 2 50
80 Savage Soc
400 Con Virginia SOC
200 Potosi 95c
200 Hale 4 No-cross l 80
655 Sierra Nevada 2 IS
200 Utah l 10
1879 Union 9 so
S95 Alta = %
80 Chollar l 80
800 Argenta &c
$50 Navajo 2 o.
% Eureka l 80
800 Scorgion 35c
Ophir 3 60
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
For Rent.

A furnished house desirably To-
Gated. For full particulars in
quire at the Arlington House.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
Ice.

Ice delivered to any part of the
city. Leave orders at Benton's
Livery Stable.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
DrayinS
so Cents Per W eek

Ri All classes of legitimate advertisements
OF exceeding six lines inserted IN this colur
or so Cents per week.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
DR.. r. j. WHITE,

DR.. F. j. WHITE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Office-In rear of Thaxters Drag Store
Rasi,enee-KOOm ct" White House
CALLS ATTENDED DAY AyB NIGHT.
now
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
Shaving, Etc.

For good artistic shave, for hot or
cold baths, OF for scientific hair dressing
go to Cunha's at Muller's old stand.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
To Rent

Nicely furnish ed room, in good loca
ton. Apply at this office. If
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
Wanted.
Groceries.

Persons wanting good and cheap fam
lily groceries will find it to their advant-
age to call at Barclays Grocery Store.
at Cheeney's old stand. for family sup.
plies.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

Gf:ice-In rear of City Drug Store.
nOls
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
Furnished House Wanted.

Any person having a furnished house
Of five or six rooms will please address
A. b care this office. noy2s
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15

j. GUION, M. D!
GNURGE4N AND Pr HAcC1AN
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-01-15
DR.. M. A. GREENLAW,

SUEGE GA DENTIST.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

Personai.-Mrs. William Barnes, Of
Pittsburg, Pa, is visiting the family
OF Hiram Mason, at this place.
Prof. William G. DcVecmon, of st.
Johns College, Annapolis, Is at home.
ChaS. y. Greene and wife, OF New
York, spent last week at their former
home near this place.
VIM. T. Parker and wife and Mrs.
Alonzo T. Parker. OF Green county.
Pa, are guests Of W. II. Parker. Esq.
Giles Manchester aud wife. OF
Providence, Il. L., are visiting their
daughter, Mrs. Douglas g. Percy.
John q. Dillon aud John G.. Beane,
of this place. have returned home from
81. Mary's College, Baltimore, and 81.
Charles College, Howard county, res
pectively. Mr. Became Is accompanied
by T. =. MeDermot'. Of Baltimore.
also a student Of -. Charles. Joseph
Barlow, Of ~. Marl's College, Is the
guest of John Kirby, al Vale summit.
Abraham Jandorf, 81 New York
city has come home 20 spend the 4th.
Rees 7. Har7,, William jenkins,
Daniel Davis, al Of Wheeling, W. Va.
are visiting friend la this place.
We had brief call Saturday even.
ing from Master Eddie, sou o. our
whilom brother, II. T.. Tsskcr. of the
Garrett County Gess'ts. sorry he
called ~ late and found u 20 busy.
George Anthony Is home from I'LL
nois, hooking well.
William Thomas, Of this place, Is
visiting his son az Scottdalc. IA.
Mr.. A. }. COLON an Mr.. A. J.
Colborn. Jr., sonerset, Pa, are guests
Of Mr.. y. &. Beall
George womsley, of pitisburg. &. at
home 10 spend the FoUrth.
J. W. 5. CoehrAns aud W. c. DeVee.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05
The Ne,u Club.-Pursuant TO

The Ne,U Club.-Pursuant to a
call published in the JOURNAL of Sat-
urday last, number of citizens feel
ing an interest in the organization of
o Reading and Recreation Club for
young men, met on Monday evenin e
in Mr.. Purnell's school-rcom under
old Odd Fellows Hall.
The meeting was called to order by
Rev. A. c. Haverstick, and Mr.. F. C.
Beall was made chairman and Mr..
Clayton Purnell secretary.
There was considerable debate con-
eerning the features Of the organiza-
ton, nearly all those present partici-
ipating.
The following resolution was offer
ed and adopted:
Resolved, that committee Of three be APP
poin}ed by the chair to solicit membership
with maximum initiation fee OF 81, and a
maximum monthly fee of 25 cents, o. - per
annurn in advance. s -;e,.s...
The chair accordingly appointed
Rev. A. C. Haverstick, o. J. Moat and
Clayton PurnefL II. @Se "a
The meeting adjourned to meet at
the call of the chairman. al2g
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

One Of Yesterdays Happenings. -
The little boy was up unusually early
yesterday morning; so was the cat. A
pack of fire-crackers, purchased as late
as Thursday evening, was brought out
and Preparations made to welcome the
anniversary OF national independence.
Meanwhile the heads of the family
arose with some suspicion involving
Young America. The latter looked
meek, and father sat down TO pore over
the Declaration Of Independent ce dur
ing that sometimes apparently long in
term which intervenes between early
rising and seemingly late breakfast.
The good housewife, also lullcd to con-
fidence by the demure conduct of her
offspring, proceeded actively about her
matin duties. But all at once racket
began under fathers chair, close by
the eat, which overshot any mischief
ever done by Peck's heir. and Pande-
monium seemed let loose. Having
written SO much Of this domestic trag-
edy in Frostburg yesterday morning,
our special artist took the matter in
hand and illustrated the middle chap
ter of the story as follows:
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05
SPECIAL NOTICES

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t0sSatss~ Of the paper ia de'ivsd, '-nd order al
saes, accompanied BY tie each. Don't order
without paying the money down.
2. FAen rss subscription IS scni IL the cash
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~ In either case it will be useless to pre-
sumo upon indulgence. The cash system, TO
be effective, must be adhered to. I, has been
adopted, and will be enforced with q two-fold
aim
l. As enabling US to make sure vi poy for
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2. That all patrons treated alike, none will
have cause 10 complain.
~ 1t only remains TO be stated that to
many 1t is unnecessary to name these require
ments. Such respect them without notice.
Ts Others they are here given As rules for the
guidance of all who desire to take the JOURNAL.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

County Commissioners Meetfng.-
The County Commissioners met Thurs
day.
Report Of treasurer Wellington was
received and approved.
F. w. Larue was appointed supervi-
sor of National road from Clarysville
to the Garrett line, rice VIM. Williams.
The board appointed the judges of
election, those Of eight districts as
follows:
Raplings No. 7-P. A. Bier, BAIL Athcy
and G. T. Mckenzie.
Westernport No. SD. l.. Phillippi, G. W.
Sheetz end Patrick Kenney.
Barton, No. 9-Hugh Thompson, John
Coles and James Tibbetts.
Homecoming, No. 10-James Frew, j. B.
Eorthup and James Ryan.
Frostburg, No. 10-R. w. Mason, Richard
Beall and John n. Carson.
Frost0urg, No. 12-John Price, Charles Con-
ner and Peter Cain.
Mt. Savage, No. 13-William Findlay, An
drew Hoofnagle and Charles Forrest.
Homecoming, No. 15-Isaac Bradburn, Jacob
Miller and Hugh Muir.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

The Pfcnfc.--A bright, cool day
dswnsd last Saturday and the earliest
movements betokened gala day. As
the morning hours went on the crowd
grew larger. The flags and banners
lent brilliance to the scene already en-
livened by the neat and clearly attire
Of cheerful-looking people.
AT 10 the crowd began to gravitate
toward the depot to witness the arrival
of the visiting military and firemen.
A short while after tho train from
Cumberland arrived, bringing Com
panies A and G. and the Vigilant hose
company. A half hour later the
special from Piedmont arrived with
Company B and Cadets, of Oakland.
The line was formed as follows: Tyler
Post drum corps; Major johnson,
Adjt. Sloan and Surgeon Bartlett
Company b, OF Oakland, Capt. Ward
well and Its. Chisholm, Jamison and
Mason Company A, of Cumberland,
Capt. Hoffman Company C, of Cum
berland, LIT. McDermott Oakland
Cadets; Vigilant hose company, of
Cumberland, in uniform pulling their
reel Frostburg fire department, in
uniform with their reel.
The march to the Centennial grounds
was witnessed by delighted throng.
The bright uniforms, stirring music,
"the equal step and rhythmic sway"
and marching evolutions attracted an
interest which recalled to the older
citizens the gala militia days of ante
6tHum times. A striking feature of
the march was presented by the Cadets,
a Juvenile organization, who were
warmly commended for their soldierly
bearing. At the grounds the military
stacked arms, broke ranks and dis
persed,
Between II and l p. M, the Fire
mems race for $25 came off at point
on Main street opposite the grounds.
The distance was 200 yards. Thomas
kean, Of Cumberland and John Brim-
low and Isaac Anderton, of Borden
Shaft, were the judges. Only two
teams entered, the one from the Wig
ilants comprising: Frank Keinhofer,
Merit Kean, Joseph Geotz, Harry Jones,
George Devon, John Morrissey, An
drew johnson, Joseph Fleckenstein,
John Misel, John Hammond, Charles
Hager, John McGes. The Frostburg
team were Frank Spates, C. Hamill,
Patrick Cosgrove, Lincoln Warn,
Owen Dando, Barney Hughes, David
Stoddart, David Smith, Thomas Kelly.
Each side drew its reel. The Frostburg
team ran first making the distance in
29a seconds. The Vigilants follow.
ed, but were stopped, owing to the
premature fire of the pistol signal. A
lengthy dispute ended in .tfdsco, al
though the judges awarded the prize
to the Frostburg company. This was
the first and about the only untoward
incident Of the day.
Later on the 200-yard foot race
for S. came off on the grounds. There
were four entries-Frank Maus, James
Brown, w. A Mckenzie and ID. A.
Long. The first named won. During
the race one Of the runpers tripped
and fell headlong fully twenty feet,
occasioning much amusement.
About p. m. the target-shooting
match took place, the following tables
indicating the entries. The prize was
a beautiful silver cup, worth $40 and
was won by the Oakland company.
The distance was 200 yards and the
highest possible score for each man
%. The following is the score:
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

Nesc Press.-The Cumberland hide
pendent reports the purchase by Messrs.
Johnson & Van Horn, proprietors of
the Queen City Courier, through C. Z.
Hambright, agent, of "a new Prouty
power press, thus making three of this
make Of press (Which are from 500
to 81 600 less than other makes) in use
in this county. Every paper in the
county now has power press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

The tie between Joshua and Samuel
Johnson was then shot off, Samuel
winning by score of IL to /.
During the afternoon pleasing in
cident took place at the armory Of
Company d, where Capt. J. 7. Smith
presented the silver cup to the Oakland
company. To this Surgeon Z. 7.
Bartlett responded in one Of his usual
ly happy efforts. After stating the
confidence with which his company
entered the contest--a confidence in
spired by uniform success in previous
trials, he said among other eomph-
mentary things:
But, gentlemen of the Oakland company,
after noting the stalwart persoI,slis of the
Frostburg company and witnessing their
movements to-day, warn you that the day
is not far distant when you will find in these
men tacticians and marksmen worthy "a
your steel. The rudiments Of military
strength and intelligence are here and the in
FAINT Hercules will yet rise To contest with you
your own well-earned laurels.
The day was most pleasantly spent,
and we are glad to learn that all our
visitors from whom reports have come
express much qualification with the
treatment extended them. In all
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

other respects the picnic was also a
success. Under the skillful manage
ment Of the rank and file of Company
ID it could hardly be otherwise. In
financial point of view their expecta-
tons were realized.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05

The Clearfeld output for the year to
last Saturday was l,335S,l 45 tons, or
Il ,06S tons ahead of Georges Creek.
OF the amount of coal shipped from
this region this year 1,0S3, $40 tons have
gone from mines on the Maryland side
of the Potomac river.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05
Religious. -Mrs.

Reif0foua-Mrs. Rev. G.. W. Bald
win, Of Cumberland, and Miss Isabel
Hart, OF Baltimore, were in this. place
Sunday and organized at the Metho-
dist Episcopal church a branch of the
Women's Foreign Missionary Society.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-07-05
New advertisements.


TnCT On the picnic ground Satur-
LSIS l. day, June 18th, small GOLD
FINGER RING with black set and the ini-
tials y. l.. to V. vi, 1883" engraved on the
inside A suitable reward will he given the
finder on its return to the JOURNAL Office.
July sgt JOHN LEHR.
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Fish sso,.y.-A striking evidence O,

Fish sso'y.-A striking evidence Of
the immense circulation of the JOUR-
NAL was furnished two gentlemen
while fishing for trout last week on
Pine creek. About eight miles up
from the National road a copy was
discovered spread out in the water and
surrounded by twenty-eight speckled
beauties, each intently scanning the
news from Frosfburg. Some were
studying the advertisements; others
enjoying the literary matter, and sew
eral caught laughing at the funny
things. These fish are entirely too
smart to be caught. Consequently
those brought home by our Nimrods
belonged to the illiterate class.