The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-08-14


>. he pos lsiile Nv not gossip IRON -.
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cot ihs lob 10 her
AIbes.ss pAysieiss hss failed hsss.
risiir. ssa has slss acquired the title Of
DIR u both ssds 81 his Esme
-Auss without ssy Sssss il ssv bssps
srhliaisd through Nev Jersey. lie IL
probably retired post O. . base ball
aprirs
Ma Jssiins corpiaised that tho tor
10, 80 bod esies diast ssi veil Prob
ail,. sssd Jsskias. - was soi ben tar
tss
We bs,r rot ,-t heard thai ses IiAsi.
ITS sss rsisrssd 70 the Cssr ~ odd ear.
dlse~ E,ss the nlhiiiss have SOME 70.
ass@isg qualities
-wkss Hsmls, said. BAT lave that
~iiLis which pAss~sh show" u 10 be-
iisssi tia. Ls ssd 10 his pocket . eompli.
menisrs iicNsi Ter . cirens
"a mass liver weighs from four 10 ave
pcnsds Add 10 th,s The amount Of gall
soaae men carry around With them. asd
no Sonder they lock tired.
"a contemporary publishes ~ article
headed. Stage Kisses Unpleasant" II
dess sem s ,hoash The isl.i0gs Of The
vehicle would br annoying
la. nsl'' sighed the old lady. 'iims
dess change. They nsv wear Kids on
their L.nds Who's ] vas child they
vofs osi their baads On the kids
"A soldier telling bis mother Of tbs
terrible fire Il Chicksmsuga. vss asksd ~
her Why be did mot get behind . tree.
"TreeI' exclaimed be. There wasn't
saough Tor the ofilosn.'
There wssnt much compstitisu for the
honor Of entertaining the National Prohi.
billion eoSsentisn. The hotel keepers o.
piiissurg sse figuring up 70 So how mach
they have los. by the job.
will you have salt on your sggs'"
asked the hotel waiter Of the guest ''Oh
no. thanks They are not At oil fresh. f"
Then the waiter went out 10 consult the
landlord TO see il the hotel bad been 10.
suited
What makes you look 80 blse?" said
Pat to Mike. "Begorra. an you'd look
blue too. II you came home aud found
your wife 10 bed with Spioal Meningitis"
"Bc Heyinsl Id have shot the bloody
Eystslian.
Wife; "Oh. by the way. George. had
fcGherplums make out his little account
against me to-day and send ii up Did |
you foot the billl' Husband l.svagely) |
mo. l didn't footed the man that
brought IT,"
When the city man who was dining at
q farm house asked the head Of the fsni.
ly II be had planted mnch hay this year"
there wss such painful silence that enc
could hear the sheep tick in the pasture
half mile away.
The scene il Montreal. The occasion
. reception. The locality, hotel Irsto
LADY, demand precedence. She claims
good blood, but my husband dsfaultea for
$500. 900. and hers came here on paltry
Of $4,000
doctor. asked a man who had been
injured by defect in the highway. "hew
long will Il taks 70 cure my lame back9"
Oh. tso or three weeks will make you
Ill right" Thunder. that won't ds--ths
I~urts don't sit for two mosths."
"A Brooklyn avenue young lady says
'he visits Cosey Island frequently and
uishes TO know the best place for bathing.
There is only ono place " know Of for Ia.
lies 70 baths. and that IL 10 the ~atsr.
Men baths 10 basroom generally.
--"You did net pay very clsss sttsation
% The ssrnou. ! fear. this morsing. +" "OL
! !, did. msmma" well. what did
he nisistsr sayl'' ''Hs said that the pic
tic vsuld start d 10 o'clock Thursdsy
morning. and oh, mamma. can gs1"
--"Oh." said The South Main street
'irl. "didst We have boss time Of the
'icuicl" Don't talk thst way said the
academy girl graduate; "thats slAng.
lou should say, 'Didn't W have . sups-
Tor season Of rscuPsratisa at The outing"
Mistress Of the house 10 new nurs.
ny maid. whoN she finds deeply alb |
orbsd rsadisg . dime novel;. why, An.
Nc. you cau't read aud mind The baby d
be SINE ,imel" begging your pardon.
IAN. the child DOESN'T disturb the less,
~.
Little Freddie was talking 10 his
rAadma Who Vas something Of scepiic.
Graaisna. do you belong 10 the Presby.
sfian canrchs" me. /" ito the Baptist
No" To any church, mo" well.
rsndms. don, you think It's about time :
. s~t In some~hsr~;'
Are there any more jarymrn Who
ave prvinlirs sisinst your" whispered
BE ,.neg lawyer. "Ns, boss. de Jury
~ Ill right. ba, wants you TO challenge
be ir.'ge. ! hiss been 'vicled t~ics be
ars nadsr hila. and maybe he il ginning
o hsi i.n insIics ssaissi me.
--irs's hIia.f:- .'sss here. sir II yes
re- s'.lag 4. run railroad through my
.rm sat $4,000 dsmssss. supsrin
snden' --''frr'y ,hsns.nd dollars, Great
's.sf. ssrl You osi. paid 81 900 for the
',sae i.r,rns .ts~ months sgol" lrAts
rn.f Yes. hu' a railroad through IL
,akes u ira iimas nsrr vaiuALls.
"A rsusd 81 batter sses .s~ Hsrsd