The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-09-14
FASHION AND GOSSIP.
Some Sunday Reading for the
Ladies.
2BERNHARDT AND HER BODICE.
Our Mary Anna Scandal in Church
"A GonsoIation-Why Stockings
arc Coming In-Those Giddy
Cadets-Strange Freaks
Other Notes.
Gems orGossip.

Gems OF Gossip.
Cleveland is a bachelor. He should
be popular in Massachusetts.
Dr.. Mary Walker has not yet been
heard from on TIE Mother Hubbard
question.
A New York woman recently run
away with man named Egg. He must
have been bad one, or she would never
have done it.
Girls Of nlarr;ascable age are worth
SIC in Yokabuna. hat Is, they sell Tor
that amount.
The first poem Ella Wheeler wrote
after her wedding was entitled THE
Lady OF Tears" Hot
When wife has to get up in. the
morning and light the fire, she inyarl-
ably makes it warm for the old man.
A pretty female child and a fine bon
net are very much alike, in that either
may become handsome woman
fIFdtsrlO0 Observer. as
The Sharon-Hil divorce scandal still
drags its length along in the courts, the
proceedings occupying several columns
daily in the public prints.
A New York comic opera singer
recently whipped her manager, and
injured his feelings to such an extent
that he disbanded the company.
In Minnesota several girls are rail
road station agents. The company
should station agent at such places.
Girls are more liable TO misplace a
switch. -
She held him fast in her soft white
arms, And kissed him warm with a
yearuing hug For he was.a girl of the
upper ten, And howell, he was dog
oned pug Merchant Trareyer.
1t is said that the high-heeled shoes
worn by women produce softening of
the brain 1t is generally understood
in this country that softening of the
brain occurs before the shoes are worn.
is stated that Mrs. Garfield regis
tered as Mrs. Brown on her recent visit
to Pennington. Conn.,, to place her
daughter in Mrs. Porter'S school, and
explained that she did so 10 avoid any
public demonstration.
A married woman in Connecticut
writes the New York Crematory Com
pany: Can you burn 4 man before he
dies? If you can l will be pleased to
give you a job on my husband, who is
no earthly use to me or any one else"
An exchange says: Zone of the hand
soonest pictures imaginable, was that of
n weii-EnOwn society belle dressed for
an evening recption.' An error OF the
printer, perhaps. The writer probably
meant ''undressed" for an evening
reception.
Waiter" What viii you have, Miss 2"
Cr,cAnr,,a,- (iAa1-;r,,r
bill of farel-"Permit me to cogitate.
In the correlation of forces it is recog-
niZed property of atomic" Waiter
Shouts across the hall to head server)-
Baked beans for one. ~ tt. He knew
she was from Boston.
81 beg your pardon, madam, " said a
gentleman, lifting his hat politely to a
richly dressed woman on the Street,
but your face is strangely familiar to
me. | am sure that l have met Won
before. ''Yis, Misther Jones" Genlied
the richly dressed woman, 'sit's>E ELF
that knows We. Dim yer cook"
THAT lady is handsome. but she
looks like she had q temper of her own"
remarked one drummer to another on
the train the other day. You bet!
You read character correctly" was the
reply. Why, you speak as though you
were acquainted with her?" "Weil. l
am slightly. [ married her some ten
years ago and have been studying her
ever since"
"0h, see here, my dear" exclaimed
-Smytllekins as he fumbled among the
fresh linen and things in his bureau at
Long Branch and held up a strip of silk
that looked like diminutive rainbow,
"r0ant wear such a gaudy necktie as
this What did You get it for?" Good
ness gracious, Psammetichus she calls
him Sam when she isn't angry-"that's
my bathing suit. "-LCyrns ". Field
@Shall sing When the Robins Nest
Again, darling 2" she asked with sweet
smile, as she moved toward the piano.
Yes, love-" he replied; then, after a
moments pause, he added: ALLOW me
to call your attention to the fact that
eiie robins won't nest again till next
year" She did not sing, and he doesn't
go there any more.
"HaS ne gone, dear2" eyes, grand
ma. i'And What-wes- that sound i'm
the ha4l JessieSTt' tssWhy, ii must have,
Your grandma may be old and deaf,
Jessie, but doors did not shut with a
sound like that when she was girl"
Ibid, the men wear mustaches then,
, grandnia2p FNo, my DEAR ''Welt,
that makes the difference probably >
[P1keartEq Telegraph.
"George. dear" she said entering the
parior with her bonnet on. Il guess
we'd better take walk, papa is expect
ing company tonight"
aVery well" added her lover appre-
bensiYeIy, recalling the expensive CON
sequences of previous walks. Before
they bad gone half block however,
the idea struck him and he said: ~ Il
.fsr was reading such Interesting
article in the paper this morning"
&eS; what was it abOut?'
'Mbout the danger, of eating ice
cream. You can't imagine how many
people have died from ii, Lizzie: IN
eight cases ont Of tenit's rank poison. y
hoh, my, how glad am you told me,
dear" exclaimed the innocent girl, with
g Chicago twinkle in her eye; ''you buy
me couple Of quarts OF II and III take
it hame 10 kill rats. y