Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-02-13
FRIGHT BITS.

THE way of the transgressor IS hardIIo nn n,l
when he waltzes over to America unuer "n
assumed name sporting Times.
A LITTLE boy was asked if he studied nara.
'sWell. he replied, ~ don't hurt myseI a. a.
it." But if you don't study haIG ss otui
never be President SAID his queslIohtsdL,.
Nav" replied the boy, - don e6 5pp,5 'ei
be: I'm Demmycrat. "-Troy Times (Rep.)'
II TELL YE. BILL, no girl can fool me- II
call on a girl and she doesn't say hluGu anu .
acts like she wants me to leave anu 9 d,
shake hands with me when leave anu uol
AL, me to cali again. it's very seldom | ever
call back to see her."-Kentuchy state "0"'7'd''
FROM the agony column Of the London
Standard. Found. in Pail Mall, purse con
tanning money. owner can nave IL ny Apply
ing to II. F. Wakefield, ChlsWlck, on pay
menU of advertisement and giving uesCllP
ton. If not claimed within week the MONEY
will be spent and the purse gwen 10 INC
poor"
THE editor of the New York World speaks
of TOombs' scattered slaves" Inc estetnI0I
editor is mislnformed Inc grTaC ,i siayves
the negroes who were Gen. IOolllDs si gNG
still reside upon his place or near py' 4lii
speaks well for the negroes. Ihey stald
where the dumplin's groW.-CAFtStt"" az
Work.
"How poorly you look, Octave" Fhey are
hight in saying that the young men OF Io-uay
are feeble. Look at me. am thirty 10 lorty
wears older than you, and / am as SOLID ~ an
oak / shall live one hundred years On
uncle! How can you speak so TO your helE
You find only disagreeable things TO say W
me. Translated from the french.
II DIDN'T KNOW my own girl when | came
to dance with her." said a New Yorker AT inc
Montreal carnival the other nj Iht, - ha ~.
been around with her, walking ABOUT OF
driving, and she Ind the usual thlckhesses %
clothes o.. She was good deal bigger arouhu
than / was, and | supposed she was pulIO So
but when | met her at the ball she nad shruhA
lust one-half. | found / could get my arm
around her waist, which was great ue"i
more than was able to do in the selgh'
.YEs, said the noted detective, Il have
seen a great many queer things IN my eN-
tic frauds, | suppose?' We'll l Should say so,
was the reply "But, between you and me,
the most complete piece of deception ever
saw was a woman, young, pretty, ana W0rIt
have sworn that she was an angel. buI
She Wasn't?" Il should say not. she mas q
temper like whrlwind, and when she get91
mad the very earth seems to shake Ooou
gracious! and how did you manage TO get
down to her true character" well, amen
the fact Is, l married her.'-Chrtsttda at
Work.
'Oh! l think it must be so nice to be CON
neCted with a neWspaper,N said Miss Mctl lynn
to young Quildriyer, as they sat together one
evening. ''Yes, it is so So he rephed' DuI
why do YOU think it Isl" why II mas SO MANY
i'm the freedom. the power, the liberty, anu an
the privileges of the press" "Certainly 40.
It's pity, with all your enthusiasm on the
subject, YOU are not a Journalist II lhlhh
so too; but YOU know it is hard Tor woman
to get recognition. L should De ueli56ItSSu 70
feel that the press embraced me- ON. you
would. would YOU? Great Scott wait I'LL
turu down the Gas. y