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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

The Temps publishes letter from Brussels,
which states that delegates representing Eng
and, America, France, Portugal, Spain, Hol-
land and Belgium viii attend IN International
conference in Berlin the latter-part Of Novem-
Der, ct which the West African question will
agreed to submit proposals to the conference
securing the freedom Of commerce to all nations
n the Congo country and upon the river Niger.
The necessity Of determining the right of any
power to occupy any Of the unannexed terri
tory Of Africa, II is expected will result in the
creation by the conference Of an international
commission Of the Congo, similar to the Dan
ubiAn commission.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Is what most men desire, but to keep from fill
ing grave in . cemetery lot ere half your days
are numbered, always keep supply Of Or.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery by you.
When the first symptoms Of consumption sp-
pear lose no time in putting yourself under t6e
treatment Of this invaluable medicine. Itcures
when nothing else will Possessing, a. itdoes,
ten times the virtue Of tho best cod liver oil, ii
Is not only the cheapest but far the pleasantest
to take: It purifies and enriches the blood,
strengthens the system, cures. blotches, pim-
0ist6
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17


sa6A . Hkin - - yosng xnans thal
~ opsoed - 80 gg10sveb which
me had bem $3.50 iet ~ pfs1sAse.
AZ nignt. ~ "a eooeeaAed hall
CIRCLE they ~ n ~ 1rA, HASleid ~
married:
na =, ever oeen mystery 70 me
Wy dia nos have more pupils Iva
soio tnas s1e people q this neaShbor.
no0a wanted . school.
I a ola man la9ghsd.
~ aiser "a. continued the teach.
q. - e1peossd g recsdye additional en-
esoufa9emens, but = yon know ] was
disappointed: What kind Of peopls
nave you IN tins country, anyhow"
Eust-rate folks.
They evidently do mos care to ses
thelr children educated.
oh, yes, they're mighty kssn foa
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

A huge black snake ooiled around the ankle
Of Miss Elizabeth Carson OF Roxbury, Pa, and
charmed her while IL frightened it's grip. but
abe finally caught it by the head, and pulling
it loose, killed it against stone wall she may
lose her leg from gsngrene.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Mrs. Henry Pott has organized prop.gand.
to prove that Bacon, not Shakspere, is the
real author Of the dreams 80 foolishly credited
to the Swan Of Avon. At . recent meeting Of
the Baconites Mrs. President Pott abused poor
Shakespeare in style to make his bones move
under their epitaph.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

|. An invaluable Rsmedy-Nons except those
who have suffered all the horrofs Of Dyspepsia,
can fully appreciate ths value and efficacy Ok
Perry Davis Pain Killer, sovereign remedy
for this distressing disease in IN IL forms q
used internally and externally, test IL virtues.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Young and middle-aged mon spfYering from
nervous debility, premature Old age, loss Of
memory, and kindred symptoms, should send
three letter stamps for large illustrated treatise
suggesting sure means Of cura Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Coles CarboNsalve instantly relieves the pain Of
Ba1ns and scalds and never leaves Scar II d the
best slve In the worldfor general family use &c. and
7sc, At druggists or BIZ mail. : -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

The gathering at the Northampton camp
ground, near Springfield, MssA, to celebrate
the centennial Of the independence Of Ameri-
can Hethodism, numbered about 10, COO persons.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

For Dyspepsia, lndigestien, Depression Of
spiris and dsnerl Debility g thetf vaftous forms
Intermittent ReveeS the s.FerTO-P6osph0FaSoal
l1ixir Of Calisayes made BY Cesws!l, Hazard ca.
and for paasnM recovering rom Fever Of othsr sick.
ness, Il has no equal -
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

A $3.50 model Of the now Cunsrder, Etra-
ris, which u expected to CROSS tho ocean IN
less than six days, viii b me1hibiaon atNeW
OriesnA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

EH NERVOUS DErli .
PJ0gaoic weakness arlo {
cay, Ind au,nercrA-ss
q ica-a dipca.es, l,4ria,
siinfrl physicicns. result
i!om youthful .ni.Ers
0oa1, TOO free :.isls saee,
and over ttainEosi:. Ds
= hot tenporize whilc nach
enemies lurk IN yorf sys.
@; Avoid Icing inlposei
o. by pr>c.ent.o,.s clsiins Il
cAse rc.ny,ies for theso
tsoutle.. Ges 0ur nes eireu.
lar and trlG package ara
learn important facts befoeo
sSEs Treatment elsevhSre.
Take . raEedy thnt has cured
thousands. aud docs not tr.
terkse with .t:onasu % buH.
nesS or cAa,o priu oS iasops
Senicnee. Foundea % al.
euunc MEDICAL rrinoitics.
GreSiDs In hroe sud rcputs,
ton. Direct application % tbs I.
ssee Ct Giseaso makes Its SO.
cite Influence felt v. ehoss ,
\ dciaJ. Tho natural fune. 1
nons Of he huul4a organ 4
Ism arc festored. III =
r. g
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

J. L Reynolds. son Of Mrs. Joseph Gould Of
Newark, and Mrs. Mary McCabe Of San Fran
cisco, committed suicide in California after
drink Of frozen abeint he
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

sRough on Itch cures huusors, eruptions, ring
worm, 3stteF, salt rheum, frosted fest chilblaina
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

4 a ealsiASs ceelailinG 0soess sad ANee Han
train nd bolh oocupanis ware tnsfanGy Efllsd
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

juices; 5Oa Sold b IN drsgsssn
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17
Paris correspondent says Mrs

} Paris correspondent says Mrs
ksy's extraysgance has been exag.
led. She never pays more than
for . dress. She makes the most
'ous use of her money, not only in
ling herelf and her daughters pref
md srtistically and in decornting
ovely llouse with besuiiful works
{. bat IN supporting and helping
poor Americans who owe TO hen
. her equally kind and generons.
Il huaband Al they hays n thsjl
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

sRough on Rats'-Cleass ont rats, mice, flies,
reaches, bed-buss, ANITA, vermin, chipmunka 15e
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17
Let in the Sunshine.

Some of us remember the old fash.
toned parlor with curtains closed all the
year except at Thanksgiving, or posi-.
bly, when the schoolma'am came, in her
regular turn of boarding round" The
consequence was damp room in the
house, and an element of depression
and disease, which only the large pro.
portion of out door life in the old times
could counterfeit.
This later generation is learning that
not only ventilation, but sunshine
is essential to healthy living in the
house. Sunshine and good air are "a
much food, for body and soul, as are
the meat and grain and vegetables that
we eat. The Albany Sunday Press
says
We IRE too niggardly of sunshine. II
cannot be too freely used. There is no
better physician than nature, no better
doctor than sunlight. We use too lit.
lie judgment in its ENJOYMENT. Il ia
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17
i,ISaisaa 1elisy Has Deas tor
~ west

Ing speech BY James g. Blaine at
Ohio, on tbs 9Th inst:
Ohio-ln . procession Of our political
suts as youngstown, recently, there ap-
. man and woman In rags and apparent
edness bearing the inscription: sThis
protection has done for us" (Derislvo
This Vas intended to typify aud de-
he results Of protection In Ohio I
present tho other side of the
In Ohio to-day there are
manufacturing establishments; they cost
1000 and thsy turn ont annually 1 pro.
worth thr0s hundred and fifty millions Of
r. Out Of The results of that investment
Mat product ] observe great many
I'm Ohio who are not In rags an not in
.anesa daughter and great cheering.l
hvs or eoeH years ago the entire west.
neIy wae cal1ed upon % an agricultural
1iiI u epposs the protective tariff, be.
manufacturing in
travelled westward
the largest man
IN, and combining
nltural interest and
\st, she presents all
aterial progress.
kTatss become SET
MAna and Illinois
rapidly after Ohio.
|xE ALONG
that the protective
Republican party
lnufscturing into
ito every county
Psigned that one
70 permanently
ctlring, but It
Ind manufact-
aand (checrsl,
In hand You
mess Re-
ial system.
= Of human
Zcultural and
worth preserv-
1hat our political
ion in the last
whom they
to repeal
= try to
u such,
protective
commerce
red by the
p; for az
Qerce go
b hand in
Sth Of national pros
- that the people of
ltaining the protec-
= IN your power to do
speaks her voice ON
fict will have the OPP
voice and say whether
edvocates of protection
ngreas shall be returned
With the OuDOrtunitv to
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

sBuchu-paibA ~ Quick, complsse cure, u
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, u.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Jour windows. What if you,
fade and other orn lments suffer.
hildren in robust health are the
{ ornaments of the household.
own health is of more conse
/, than all tile bric- a.brac tile
can gather. If either must be
ced, let it be rather the inanimate
which are merely the adoraments,
o elements, of human happinessi
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Tho Nov York World increased IL edition
70 liz. 40 Last Sunday
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Piso's cure for consumption Il NOT only
pleasant 70 take, bat It u sure 10 cure
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

'.Oh, how I do wish my skin was q clear and
soft - yours, !" said = lady to her friend ssYoa
can easily make il so,N answered the frisnd
How?s inquired the first lady. :
ssBy using Hop Bitters that makes pure, rich
blood and blooming health. II did Il for No -
you observe - 4
- None genuine without bunch Of gresa
Hops on tho white label Bhun all the vile, pod
sonous stun with Hop" or Hops I'm their mama
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

NJ. and NrA Charles g. Frsncklyn have been
entertaining the prince Of Wales In scotland
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

K ~ Il II sss1
& ~ RI &E
q ~ ~ 1R n { Y T. 8 49, ia
- r ~
sV3ii Ceksiy d6f7 re- q M
leyoa ~ nasaisSss, - 4
lAvs oveE4Axed odfsoll m " 4 s n s{
pastpsL date a 4 iHok3eT. - rs n.
IN easv andW oek. q 8 "a Fl - %
lA6os. weakened 81 - ekFulH 1Sys1r eVSSS s..
snighy Motk, Hop Rtasrs M - ssrS3v |
rs ,ss x
Z yuh ~ eu9sfing from .pvsr. 49, =
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17
Il Huss ossfess.

Tn Bnf y I'm Cz1A tl,srsscrs ussi
ErAnor Axle 0ronaa II. 49, Y IS
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

The honey production Of Los Angeles for
1884 Z estimased ct 10000 tons, and valued q
d, 0MgM
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17
leAsld q this city, is Is
49,; iI1iis IA sa.,.ai0 and NM,


oD % his senses.
; the Tribune Judge
emently opposed last
o. Mr.. Blaine. gives
= reasons for earnest
- election. He de-
ppradc party has de-
the Republican par
country.
y whose only possible
Used ON violence and
6lls has no claims on .
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

derstion Of the personal
0AA0ns Of the candidates
pprt Blaine.
association of q silent spec.
~ tho Union with q Jealous
sad makes it . patriotic du-
Jadge Tourgee was disturbed
AGainst M. Blaine, but . care
he evidence and especially the
nj 49, convinced him that
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

50 Relying TIE Dsmo-
sEaas.
Is journal
l1Asad q this city, is Is
aad.asnnaiaiouist and NOR
here, and at
. Of . states
k,ch . man,
principle
it will pay
81 John.
movement
|bmote the
prohibition.
hot only in
mong others:
II alterations
be, rendering
future diff
class Of mon
enemies Of the
lection Of these
Es1br, and no doubt
viii be acceptable
~ This view is correct,
- cause Of temper
eonsequences of this
~ friends.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

So =: "a q s 6 g. : ss ::. Z:
pu1iAsd. /. -
Itbpeonounosdby hundreds Of the best doctors 10
nbpursly Vegetable. and cuFss when other nedi.
einss On. Over 100 Physicians inths etats Of Rhode
1a1and oE rsooEd tesy1nG In ii nvor and who Pre-
0o1ibo IL regularly.
Il bprspsred S1rsssly for these dissasss, and has
nsve 6ssn known 20 NIL 0ns trial win oouvinos
0eadxoe Pamphlet OF Tegamonials.
HvTE'9 REa6ED< CO.,
PROVIDENCE, B. I.
Aw, Brown. ND, Of Psovidenee. Z. L, says:
s.Ihavs used HUNTS Kidney and Ivsel REM0bY
IN my peactioo for the Past sixSsen ysaxs, and
chsss4uny fecommsn6 u - being . $40 and
Soiiahls Eansdy." 8
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

Nyou have rough, pimply, OF aallow akin, bsd
breath, Hop Bittem will give You fair akin, fioH
blood, hesweetest breath and health. 1D00win
be paid for . case they will not cure or help
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17
Dr.S piinney!!

Treat all Chronic and Nervous Dbeascs. Young men
Who may be suffering with Weakness Nervous Debility,
Dependency, Aversion 70 Society, Kidney troubles q
any similar dlscases can hero find safs and speedy
are often troubled with uncomfortable symptoms, %
companied by weakcningof the system In rAnnef ts
fact that the patients system IL undergoing dspeion
which rapidly exhausts every vitn function. There
canse. Tho doctor win guarantee cure in Al such
cases and healthy restoration. Pamphlet, with full
parculars sent free to any address. Gallon or addHs
DE-. sPINNEY& Co. - s. Thirds St. Minneapolis Nina
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

INV 4 4 HurnHRxx,
Minister Of Baptist Church
TriIA, Coles Co, Ms.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

NEsyousDEi
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

in the act Of kissing her when old man
Socklaster stepped into the room.
Hello! Wall; by jinks, this is a fun
Hayloid stammered an unintelligible
reply.
that if Weed has larnt as fast in that ar
branch as she has in her books, she's q
might apt scholard. Can't you sorter
'splain yourself, mister"
"There is not much, of an explanation
to make, old gentleman" replied the
teacher. love your daughter and she
loves me. I have asked her to be my
wife, and she has"
"Told him that I am too young" in
terposed the blushing girl.
"Wall, !" said the old man in expletive.
for he could really say nothing. and
only said wall" to gain time. "Wall, I
reckon that gal what takes so nachul
to kissin' amt much too young to get
married.
did you meet Windin' Blades ?"
asked the girl.
"No, I hain,t seed him since he left
home. Here he is now"
"Pap whut you reckon?"
II reckon good deal"
wall, Mr.. Hayloid has been er kissin'
of Weed"
aHe's got . right to kiss Weed. He's
goin' ter be yer brother"
"How?n
"By marryin' Weed. Wall, Ireokin
the school nd better break up for ter
day. Come an, well all go home. Muir
will be glad ter hear o the 'gagement,
for she's nightly pleased with Weeds
larnin'. A woman can 60 through Life
er larnin. Int airter . boy gets TO be
abcut 81 he thinks hs knows IL III m
.dont lakn no more. = 81 d.
The old lady 49, indeed plaassd Is
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-10-17

III You arc . frequenter, or reaidsntof.
- miAsmatic district, barYicade youf sys
tern against the scourge Of ali countries
-mittent FEVER ~ the ms of Hoo Rii3era
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1884-11-13

4 cOSSCIEA EACk-S7RicKES C,ASGRh
There was powerful revival at Par
son Ble,lso's Blue Light Tabernacle, and
among those who experienced change
oi heart was Jim Webster. The next
day lac met Parsoa Dlcdsc, wi.o nnked
jim:
"Is yer gwins IN stick. Jame,i"
"Parson Bletlso, ef anybody Offers to
gamble on my not stickin'. yor kin make
money by talin' 'em mp. lse gwine ter
hold fast to de gospcl tiding, l.kc q seed
tick in lie spring oh de yeah. rsc yxins
ter lead a new lifc till de lake ~har de
wum is nebbcr squcnched is frix ober
wid leo thick enough to bar train OF
kcars lot4l-l wild railroad iron."
"I'se glad TO hear yer talk IN dat
strain" said the parson, grave!y; "but
kin yer pass by yard af,cr dark whAr
dar is close hangn' out widout histin'
yer leg obcr do fencs1" .
"Look henh, you don't 'fpect ne 10
become q saint in less den two days7
Use n gopel iniant, what has ter be fed
ON high Gie,; but I tells yer I'm mAsin'
rat,!in good time OH de road to do New
Jerusalem, when yer looks q. my rcoosd
ioah de pass four ycahr.
"IIow bout chickens7"
"Last night, after had ;ined DO gus.
pei band, started foali home, aud hsd
To pass down dc alley what leads by 10
buck yard of Col. Jones house. Ihadn't
noah den get pass his yard when found
I was carryir' one oh his Spanish breed
OF roosterr, Wild big combs. in each hand
Satan must hub showed dem fow.s in my
hands,"
Jim Webster, on u Gwine 10 brig
do church into discredit. Don't you
know Col. Joaes is dc only man what
r4i,es dsn Spanish breed of ch.clous IN
Galveston islandp Yer mustn't yield tsr
temptations wid chickens what kin hs
identified by der police" %.
"Dat's jest what my conscience tcie
mo- was filled with rcmorsc rs sooa
as I saw wha; kind Of poultry was
,otin' I'd. Besides, dem Old roos!es
lint VIII cent ter brile, NJ I je.t went
back aiid pu! 'em right back whu I get
en-"
"Brsss do Lori. said Parson Dle,lsn.
al put 'e,n back and tuck two young
pull,ts, What looks like any udder
chickens, und Was jeAt do night size ter
brilc."
"Dop't add ly,.f, Jim Webster, to yer
adder sins"
al cant tell lie, parson; brt, ei you
b!eevts / isn't one Of ie elect, Jest como
home wid me nnd Lab some oh dc breast
and dc Etutiin' for dinner. kin smell
dem brilod pulls.s now" no won't
Gairestoa Nt,r:.
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1884-11-13
LEiRy 70 LIBOR.

The Emperor Of Germany sets an ex-
co;lcnt example In tho education Of his
own household. Every Prince Of the
royal family Of Prussia, when in youth,
is taught some useful trade. Such ez-
perience "is suppoSedto sober the mind
aud bring Il face to face with the mate.
rial world" says . correct writer. II
does far more than this. 1t kevps tho
royal youth from gaiding about, and
learning, m Other less-favorcd fcsl and
blood does, lnc lessons Of tho club, the
green.room. or the corner grocery. Face
10 face with tho worlds material. With .
plano or q handsaw In hand, man u
made better, and, il ho ID honest, work
is improved AMI its results made Cheap.
Or. Men or women without trs.los or an
occupatioa ore - weak in thh world
where hunanitJ Hst only makes mcrtsli
mourn but compels them 10 work for .
living-as tho infant in swa,idling
clothes, and have net half their claim to
protection and care. A healthy man
should work or starve. Rich and poor
should perform some manual labor every
dny. Wealth AMI wisdom are of no e!-
feet Il not properly worked. The En-.
peror of Germany shows exceeding cicv-
erness in compelling his household to
learn trades. --Nev York Commercial
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1884-11-13
rR.JLCAL ILLUSrRATf0S or THR
PRANkS OF YOUTH.

PRASkS OF TOUTH.
When you got two or three old follows
Of 60 or so together. tlioy are fond Of
telling stories about tho pranks they
played in their youthful days, and
laughing proudly over their misdeeds.
But this isn't always o safe thing 10 10.
Old Judge Bees indulged in this recrea-
ton in the presence Of his son, aged IA.
The old man told Of quantities Of tricks
he had played upon his father, and
chuckled gleefully over them. II
reused young Boes' ambition, aud the
uext night, when the Judge went home,
10 had an awful time Of it. There was
pail Of water suspended over the front
door that tipped as ho opened the door
and deluged him. He was both sur.
priscd and annoyed at that, and walked
into tho entry with oaths upon his lips.
and Immediately his feet caught q cord
tied across the hall from the banisters to
the hat rack, and it .ripped him mp and
pulled the hat.rack over on top Of him.
He was skinned in several places, and,
by the time ho disengsged himself,
was awful mad. He started upstairs,
and part way up cord stretched across
at the right height caught him suddenly
under the chin and threw him backward
down the stairs. Then he started to
crawl upstairs. and part way up discov.
cred rope lying on the stairs and com.
ing from the top. He pulled it, and
hauled barrel down upon himself that
bounced him down stairs again. he
was nearly delirious with rage ~ he rose
to his feet that time, and utterly unable
70 understand the cause Of all these
contlivsnces being in his way. Once
more hc essayed To 60 up, AID that time
succeeded. On reaching the head Of
the stairs he Thought he heard . asnicker,
and investigation showed his son pccp-
ing FROM his chamber and laughing.
On being taxed by the Judge with fixing
the traps the boy owned up. "What
in the name Of heaven have I done
that made YOU 10 it'" yelled the Judge,
aghast at the boys wickelness and cool.
ness. "why, ! heard yoa cay yor
played these pranks on your father
Eyes, aud he licked mo like blazes for
II. just as I'll lick you." roarcd the
iniuriatel Judge. "You didn't say any.
thing about being licked when ,oa told
the storics," cricd the now frightened
boy. This WAS strong argument, but
the Judge wasn't In frame Of mind to
appreciate it The boys yells wera
hcar,l In tho next ward, sl,l he has re-
solved, a. soon as his raw spots get well,
TO run away TO some place where theyl u
tell him the whole facts OF case. And
tho Judge thinks he has learned 10 DO
careful what lie says before that boy
.Ncip York Mercury,