Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-09-11


fur two months, and we hev to kerry EN-
till the poles close in November. But
don't furgit that the PrOhibishen vote is
Jest as important, Don't furgit that |!
Our strong pint is that we hev both the
slOOns and the PrOhibishinists workin
fur us, and Of we don't get thrO, with both
these elemenee, it will be queer.
Beginner: yOOse the skandal
agin Blame on the stump, witch wuz pub
lished in Indianapolis, becOz 1t can't be
proved, and besides it calls attenshun to
the little irregularities of our noble stand
ard-barer, ex-Sheriff Cleveland, witch hev
been proved. Ell you refer to 1t, tech it
litely, and trset it eZ IL it wuZn't NV any
speshl account eff it wuz tr0o, bec0z 700
thus rope in a apology for our noble
standard barer, ex-Sheriff Cleveland,
witch is runnin on platform Of persnsl
purity. Treet it ez eff it wuz no CRATE
shower anyway.
Stumper, Batavia, Moo York:-Ain't
700 got any sense? Nv course it wuz all
we'll snuff In the beginnin NV the cam
pane to urge the drOppin Nv pOlitikle
ishOOs end make the canvass on the 500
periOrity in pint Of persnel caracter NV
our noble standard-barer, ex-Sheriff
Cleveland, but after the Marian Halpin
disclosure you shOOd see, tO-wunst, that
we hev got to drop this psrsnel caracter
dodge, and fall back onto purely pOliti-
kle ishoOs. 700 hev wide range for
choice. Find out what yOOr people RELY
want and pledge the DimOcrisy to that,
no matter what it is. The name pint is
to sekoOr the postOffises for the next four
years.
Bull DOser, MisS.-FOr Gods sake hev
some sense. Keep yoOr shOtguns quiet
on tile niggers i'll the morning Nv the
eleeshun. Wat good is it shoOtin Nv en-
nOwP 700 ought to know that the nOOze
will reach the north afOre the elecshun,
and we tryin to ketch the niger vote
Postpone demonstrations agin EN- till
they come to the poles the mOrnln NV the
elecshun, and then, NV course. you kin
do ez 700 pleze. Hsv some sense, and
don't embarrass us in the north.
PWssled:-I don't see how l kin help
700 out Nv yOOr dilemma. 700 say voc
are in a free trade deestrIck, with lots OF
Irish votes in it. Nv course to urge free
trade, to the upbuildin Of English man
OOfacturers, won't pleZe the Irish, and to
advocate the excloOshun NV British man
OOfactures to pleze the Irish, wood dis
pleze the free traders. 1t is tite place
The only way Out Nv 1t is to dodge the
question altogether, and howl knOwnOth-
ingism agin Blaine, and sale in hevy fol-
civil service reform. Treet the other
questions as tho they wuz out Nv polly.
Tx, and merely lokle ishOOs, as Hancock
did when he wuZ runnln.
hev bushel or more NV letters tC
anser, but eZ nun Nv EN- contained the
rekisit stamps no attenshun will be pade
to EN-. am willin to yOOse my time In
the coz, but must hev suthin onto witch
to sustaNe life while 1 am dOin NV it
And while l am about it, may say that
there is in human nacher fathsmless
depravity, an unboundid depth of mean
mis-, which is discOuragin. TWo stamps
wich come to me he'd bin yoosed, and wu7
consistently wuthlis. To get rid of EN-
he'd to waite till mite and pass EN- off onto
Bascom, witch, by candle lite, he coodeni
see the cancellin mark. But the next
norma he diskivered it, and forced me
to take EN- back, and give him two good
ones in ther place. The Dimekrat that
wood send me eanselled stamps is un.
worthy the name Nv Dimekrat. CAM
yoOse em-ther's nobody witch takes EN-
but BascOm, and ez he don't take stamps
from anybody else he has no diffikilty in
fixing EN- upon nae. Stamps aUich he,
bin yOOsed lUunst, and cdnselted, hev ne
ualue to me. Remember that.
PETROLEUM V. NASBY,
(Dimekratic Guide.)