Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1884-12-06

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pEgE y '.rgFr rRrss CURRENCY.
\ California farmer las had Ia pay
tine Of $40 for knocking his hired nan
down with a lunch Of graIes weighing
ten po'sals. /: WAS cheaper than hunt
Jug around .ur aroc4.
: Nle issue os New York daily CON
tains sjs'y-four advertisements If
''p:a..os for sac cheap because tho
family As gong out OF town" None OF
',m waits auv music where they arc
gong.
No. oue post oili,c oficial in fifty can
rob the mails and escape detection and
punishment. hut every week or two
somebody decides 10 take the chances.
The run OF wi:h-fatEcr' = coachman
mania seems 10 have hai It's day. and
after few beatings and two or ,hre.
.:eeks' diet of-coll potatoes the varions
brides VIII appear a. the front door with
tears IN their eyes and q case OF divorce
In Their pockets.
4 Chicago druggist olers So. 900 re-
ward for the sight Of II travelling man
WHO doesn't feel sure tia: his liver il out
OF Order ani needs abou. six different
remedies.
For fourteen long years the people 81
Dubuque allowed Martin jackson to
run the town because it was believed he
Was dangerous man 10 provoke. The
other day a woman ialf killed him III
r>w, and now every Dubuquer stops 10
give Martin kick.
CoNE INTO Crt'Er
A LAWYER living on Walnut Hills has
son about seven wears o.d and n daugh-
ter about three tines that a2e. The
boy has been around the court room a
good deal, ami the young laaiy has q
solid bean. The other evening the gen
tl,man passed the house and tie young
lady wanted to see I'm.
Johnny. said s!ie 10 the kil, won't
yotl please call Mr. Manu."
Johnny knew the state cs affairs. and
with ready ''ot course" he flew to the
front door and c.,l.ej nIt IN the nsnal
loud monotone ;. :. ,.f.et
John Hem: NALn, JOHN Henry
Mann. John Hcpsy Mann, come into
court :"
Mr.. Mann came IL, aud Johnny with
drew TO q safe place - .Mrchant Irru
cir
COOP CANT lpt1H
'pAb.' faid young Johnnie JarphIy,
"why don't yon run for presidcn,?"
"Why, my SOM" suspiciously asked
Mr. Jarph.v..
You'd make good Candidate.
ID YOU think So?' replied the elder
JArphIy. Iui;e na;tercd.
''Yce. T.. mali SAYS 20 one couii say
anything too bad sboa. You" PiIs-
Lurg Cr>nibiN.
r>EiiE BRANCH.
What branches do you find most
as.iul . yung pups :; asked u v.ti.oY
c: i professor at ii.e Cniver~isy Of Texas.
''.iDy hranci is good, bu. / find 'iha,
the bIlucLcs from peach tree are Tbs
NOS. useful Of all. = Texas .SiGtings.
GOOD AGENT
A newspaper proprietor advertised Tor
al advertisement canvasser. and his tesf
Il ;ue:- l:peas. rs they applied. vas 20
tel! them 10 get ont a the tnice that
Instant or he would kick tiscm ont.
Several tnid y5aag raen turned tail
ani ,e:: him with great disgust. bat
ouc. rlose brazcn-faced than the res,,
nolLiag dana:ei by the threat, coolly
sat down and said lac would 10: 60 until
lis Testimonials had been rcAi. SO he
locAel tie dor, put the key IN h;s
pe<Aa.. and handed "a his papers. "Ah |"
sail tie advertiser. ''you'u DO. I can
see. | don: want .e.tnoaials; your
st.,c u c2ough .or pe No one vii,
cser succeed "a 81 advertisement can
vas@er who viii be Influenced by threat
- ie kicked ou. u any o..ice.
Lfrg.g F.Ar-gnY
"yg5..t yo1 please disch arge my hus.
.s-..1 .sr re = sail the pretty wife d
Jz..es DuE:I a the Tonbs yesterday.
u .oa -. if:.esor.,e. 2" asked jus,
tee D.Iy.
90, we., yo1 kno~ how J. is your
, z~.f, )" she rep-iei.
Il don'i: an 10. married man,
s4Ai tie J1s..ee.
.0a. ! bachelor. what pity! 10,
z11ld s-&ke sGch . fine husband. L
C.erk, give tbs WOMAN diseLarg
.or aer husband Tell hin not 10 ge
drank ags.2- ~. i. Wor!d.
sGrT 70 THE LA-gs-.
'Taas - t-e !4'es; agony II Dourcts.
. ste rt.zask.d 10 hex husband ~ FL
t.zI Is e.Eec,s - tic E.igror.
! Is !: n2sI .0f . Ae askol.
!, No. / h-l !. charged e
2 Vel, !. II. ! the .a.ess agsay j
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