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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-05-10
territory. The question was referred as all
similar propositions are TO be, to the Com.
mittee on the State Of the Church, and the

w VIZ 1tutS vi tAe SauICb1 tuG
conference Tor tho present is relieved from
the necessity OF voting upon L. The trucsia
only temporary, however, ior the battle
deeisl on will have to bo recorded.
In this matter the conference is between
two fires, aa i were, Tor 4 It vote AYE"
"aye"upon this question 1t will be sure to
ALLEVIATE a large section Of its Southern
white members, while a. negative vote
would be an equal cause Of dissGeetion to
its large colored membership In that region.
| Address or TIE plsHors.
Tho address Of the Bishops was read by
Bishop Harris. ItconsiBted in q review Of
tho work Of the church during the quun.
repnium, and made special reference to
what the blBhops themselves had done.
Among the large gifts 10 bepevolences
which had marked the euadrennium.
special reference was made 10 the 100000
given by George l. seney. to Wesleyan
University, Connecticut, and to the dona-
tion Of m equal sum by. the came Gentle.
Nan for the founding Of the Methodist
Hospital in New York City, The giit OF
several hundred thousand dolarsto Green.
castle University, Indiana, by ". P. Do
PAW, OF that State, was also alludedlto In
complimentary terms. Alter Reviewing the
work OF tho different church societies the |
document made references to the evils Of
intemperance, expressing the conyiciion
Methodiu,s would not relay their efforts |
until legal sanction Of this evil is removed
from the statute books Of all the Ststes
Other matters OF importance were Present.
ed, and the address finally made d formal
request for the election Of a humber Of new
biAhopu. '
49,. ,,,opr, rr r,,,,rs rrx ,rpr
,,..,.".'o". o.aa 1850 Iv.s. - "r In
t.ss'y ne1' Mcek thiee vents WIZ occur
which~will, attract widespread attention.
On Tuesday morning memorial Service
for tbe, deceased bishops s%y; viii bs the o,dsr
,yoa,s..a, sa ..aiiopD sna'. ~ De s ofoei,
"euneaosy evening special seSS'on will
be held to hear addresses from Reys. Young
and Whitehead, of tbe British Wesleyan
Church. and from Dr.. Cook. Hho reprsaonIs , M
INC Melhod!ss CHURCHES Of France and
- l. i tH-f
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20
rbe Dream That Frightened a Woman.

A lady in Bath was much alarmed by
lreauinq that some one was no ding he
wrist. N.inly endeavoring TO scream for
assistance, she succeeded at length III
whispering just loud enough TO awake
herself After a few minutes relief, ut
being no longer under the influence of
he dream, she became conscious that
some one was really holding her left
wrist. and all her strength WAS inadequate
20 release it. Whether 10 call her
hostess or not was easily decided, for her
error rendered her as speeches. as she
aad been before awakening, It could
not be that any friend had seized her
wrist in sport it was too rigid clasp,
md had been continued some time, for
Ter left hand was cold and numb. But
lust as she should be able to-speak, in q
moment she found the relentless grasp
was that of her own right hand, and not
sasv to withdraw fromits own companion,
50 desperate had become its hold.-BGth
'Me.) Times
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

G. so. Main Line trains run by Washington
time; Lexington DlvlsiOn by Column I US tiMe'
No. 1, oalIS except sunday, hlchinohd to White
sulphur; daIiy except Saturday, west VI Whlts
sulphur.
NJ. :, daily Ashland to Clifton Forge daily ex-
celt Saturday CnttUn UrBe ~ hlcAhVno; except
SUNDAY, hlcnmOnd to GA fOInt Pullman sieel-
lAg- CArs Mhlte sulphur 10 W asnlhStVn'
Nos. 81 nu 4, MasnlnstoH LOuIsNlAe, ana Cin-
clnLatl Fast Line, Iun daily Uet"een Louisville
cincinnati, NasuIus tOu, and hIchlnVhu, Va. ~
lot stop lOr local DUslness.
No. ., LOuIsN4le and cincinnati Fast Line ana
NJ. }, - asnugIOu tast Line, equipped Win tuII-
man NeW UraWtug-AOrm, GnCAiDe. FALCON, ana
oleetluo- AIS ana SOnd IIalns between Louis
,liie, Le1lus tOA Aud Washington u. =. uIiInan
NcW SIee p.As~LaIs between ClnclhLall ana hlcR-
mOLu, LAY NOacn Detw cen Clnclnuall, hlcnmOhd,
New pot NeNs, ana Oid rOIAt COAleIl' fuAluan
oleepIDg cars columbus " Wnlte sulphur.
~. ., 0AlIy between Ciuton tOige ana Ashlaue,
n 10, daI1S except SUNDAY between Oi0 ONT, New
yVIl News ana OLIlOn IOfse. ru.iinau sieeplDg
CaIs NJ asl4iugtUli to W Lille sulphur aLGCo4l1nbus
v. SlthOut cnaDge.
40. b, Oalis eAcept sunday.
NO1L.-Ihat 40, d IL oyertaken at Clifton
tOIge " No. /, wLl-h takes through passengers
from NJ. ..
Mo- su9 g. Sleeping Cars between Hunt ngton
anu " hite ouIphuI "a. COACHES between CIueln-
uall ana hlcnmUAQ.
Nos ana ., Pullman sleepers between White
SuiphuI, hlcDmOnd, ana OIu tOlut COInIOrt soma
1laLn Dvtneen Asniano ana NeNpOrl Ne~s Ahd
Olu POINT CUmfUrt.
Olu DOIululOu A-lue steamerf will leave Newport
News On SiOnuay, tuesday, Wednesday, ana oat-
.IIay, GriINa4 VI ~, 4, fast Llne, AIMING IL
.NcM 1OIh LCAt AFTERNOON.
FOR kates, 1icAets. baggage Checks, apply to
~ O1iice OI q ". 4.'yi DepOt Or 1Icket OInee
VI connecting lines
CIV SMITH, H.W FULLER,
Gen'l. MaIager. Genl. Pass. AZ
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

An cid fashioned and tOOthsome
spice cake is made Of three pounds Of
SeGdless rsisins, one and a half pounds
Of citrop, two and half coffee cups
Of sugar, two cups of sweet milk, four
C ups Of -four, six eggs, two teaspoon
fuls Of baking powder, three tea
spOonfuls Of cinnamon and two OF
mace.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20
Lemon cookies are made Of Of

Lemon cookies are made Of one
large cup ofsugar, little more than
half a cup Of butter, half teaspoon
iul of soda dissolved in two teaspoon
fuls of hot water, flavor with lemon,
and use Just flour enough so that you
can roll the cookies out thin, bake in
a quick oven.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

The late DR.. William Miller, of New
York, decided his real estate to his
second wife and bequeathed to her all
his personal property, the entire amount
being $4,000. The widow adopted a
child, to whom she left everything.
All three are now dead, and the Surro-
gate at Brooklyn has decided that the
estate reverts to four daughters by the
doctors first wife-M. Y. Sun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

For the sOfa.pillow in the common
sitting-room, cover which can be re-
moved at will is a source Of comfort
A very pretty one is crOchcted of the
seine Irvine or carpet cord, with RIB
bons run in, and with bows at each
corner.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20
Formation of Character.

We do not sufficiently appreciate tn,
value Of pressure in the formation o
character. "A child left to himself
bringeth his mother to shame, says the
inspired proverb. And al of us are, in
sense, children all our lives through.
The best qualities which any of us pos
sess have teen given to MS, or have been
made effective in Us, through some such
outside or inside pressure as a child
must have brought to bear on him 70
keep him from growing to worthless
ness. or going t. ruin. There is moth
ing that any of us can do exceptionally
well that we were not somehow forced
into, or trained into. by severe pressure.
All our powers of endurance also came
to us in that way. We learned to en-
dure by having to endure whether we
wanted TO or not. If we lad been left
to ourselves in our character-shapi
and training. we also should have
brought our mothers, or our mother s
children, to shame. There is nothing
we have more reason to be grateful for
than the pressure which in one way or
another has been brought 70 bear upon
us for the compacting and right hard
ening of Our characters. Why, nova
days they are actually making railroad
car wheels out of paper: pressing pulp
into strength of resistance and endur-
ance that even itself can not equal. But
for that pressure the pulp would have
remained pulp-uselcss, unattractive
pulp. Because of that state the COM
pacted and solidiiied pulp has become a
power, and obtained mission, in the
world. Many a strong character was
only pulp to begin with, and but for a
providential pressure upon it, it would
have remained pulp to this day. And
there is still great deal of character
pulp which will never amount to any
thing unless it comes under a stronger
pressure than has ever been brought to
bear upon it thus far. Pressure upon
us is the last thing in the world we
ought to think of regretting-unless,
indeed, we want to remain pulp
BaDtiSt JVceklu.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

A handsome tidy is made of a
stripe of cardinal satin with band Of
pale blue silk, with some small design
embroidered on it and with band of
cardinal plush or embo ssed velvet
across the bottom, and tassels at each
corner
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20
1854.
Harper's Bazaar.
ILLUSTRATED.

Harpers Bazaar is at cnce the most brilliant
and useful HOut ehOld journal III existence. 1t is
the Acknowledged aIbiter Of fashion III this coun
try. Its fashion plates are the newest aud most
stylish; and its partern supplements and economic
suggestions alone are WOith many tin es the cost
OF subscription Its illustI atoms Of ant needie-
VIOLA aIe iIom the best sources. Its literary and
artistic merits aIe Of the highest order. Its
stories, poems, and essays are by the first Ameri-
can AID kulOpesn authors. It's choice art picl
lures would HI portfolios, and its humorous cut
are the most amusing 10 be found III any jOurnas
IN America. Lost Of brilliant novelties are
promised Tor 1854.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

Why are chickens's necks like door
bells? They are often wrung for COM
paDy. r4 a
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20
1854
HARPER MAGAZINE,
ILLuSTR TED
ILLUSTRATED.

Harper's Magazine begins its sixty-eirh,h
ume with the Dec mbsr Number. II IL th- vol
ROpIaf aSsTs yp periodical :, IN
treatment Of subj ects OF current social an m ~
trial interest, and always advancing liz d irdns.
OF literary, artistic, and mechanical a Standard
Among It's attractions for 1884 are; a rcellenoe.
new novel by T.. p. hoe, illustrated bv thbey. T.
Dielmsn; descriptive illustrated pspeG ibson I'D
d. Boughton, Frank D. Millet, g. hrs ~ Geo.
and others; impor tant historf zeal and Farpham.
papers; short stories " b.ooranbics
keade, &c.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

Artificial teeth are now made with
cavities to be filed with gold so as to be
still more deceitful.-DetroH Post.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

The Volumes Of the Bazaar begin with the first
NUMBER Tor January Of each year. When no time
is mentioned, II will be understood that the sub
scrloer wishes to commence with the Number
next alter the receipt Of order
Inc las -Four Annual Volumes Of Harper's
baLar, IN neat cloth binding, will be sent by mail
postage PAID, or by express free of expense (pro-
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ClJth Cases for each volume, suitable for bind
81 W each.
hemittance6 should be made by Post-Ufice
money Oider OF Draft, to avoid chance of loss.
newspapers are not to copy this advertiser en- {
"l.uOut the express order OF Harper & Brothers
Address HARPER & BhOTHEhs, New York
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for the working class. Send cents
HHI flor postage and we will mail you free,
ITlII Iaroyal valuable box Of sample goods
uUu0 that will put you in the way Of max
inc more money in a few days than you ever
tbon0ht possible at any business. Capital NOS re-
orired. we will start you. You can work all
ths time or IN spare time only. The work Is I'M
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Won can easily earn from 30 cents TO IS every
a nOS THAT all who want work may test the
S.stnsss We make this Unparalleled offer; In all
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BY those who give their whole tne 20 ins w s3.
~ Address sT1SsoN 4 Co. Portland Maine.
Dec. IL, Sly,
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

Il am mashed on your shape, card
the boiled potato TO the wooden
masher.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

ice formed at Jacksonville, Fla,
Sunday night.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

d. Y. O. wEsr's NERvE iSo Bsir Tsslrsssi, susfat'
ted tpeci6c f,r Hys,sra Dznei', Couvulsoni, f H"'s
Nerax. Headache, Nervous Proston eautfd By me N
.coho or tobacco waisalas Mental Dsprsssion sensnng
the resulting IN insanity aad leading 70 n,s decay so
aesth Premature Old Age Barrenuss, Lou 81 Pow" as'
r Involuntary oe, and Spsrmaiohas eaussd BY ovrs'-
on Of the BRAIN abuse ovendugenos Zach boz contains
on. months 90 bar or ss bor's Tor $50 sni
By mall prepaid receipt q price We guasnies az poa" 70
, ,v ease With zach srdsr received by r sir eerei ae
op.aied $500 will nd the purchaser our ~r's'a Eu
,n,e 70 refund tie Money the smsnt aoss ret sns ssFs
Gu.r.al-., issued only BY BoDsKER BRoIHLs. DuSs-s'
-iehInond, Va.
Nov 9-1v
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

The SNOWFALL is attended BY all the
small boys, -
,sy-G re*
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20

A GREAT many marriages are blind
bridal affairs. -,Stetlbenville Herald
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1884-02-20
Seeing Venus.

On the street corner, the curbstone
astronomer was standing by his instru
ment waiting for customer. Presently
two miners came along and paused to
take look at the machine"
"What in thunder's that?" asked one
of the miners.
at is telescope" said the student
of the stars. "You see Venus for ten
cents"
"Consider me in" said the miner,
and he put up ten cents and turned the
tube ON a constellation of the fourth
ascension.
Don't think much of it" he said,
after lobk, and then he turned the in
strument down until it was focused on
residence some nine blocks away.
Here the miner paused, pressed his eyes
close to the instrument and became as
still as a mouse.
"Ain't you too low?" asked the planet
sharp.
81 alters was low-sighted," responded
the man of the pick.
"You can't look ell night; other
customers are waiting"
The miner surveyed the crowd stand
ing about him, and handing the show
man a dollar, asked him to tell him
when he had used up the money. He
lowered his eyes to the telescope once
more and was again engrossed in his
observations. Suddenly he rose up with
sigh and remarked to his companion
BILLY. she pulled the curtain down.
The handsomest woman ever saw In all
my life. She let down her hair, took off
her collar, and then, just after give
that coon a dollar, she lowered the cur
tain and shut the blinds. L think 1
ought to have about ninety cents change.
That old glass tube, though, is about
two hundred boss power. 1t was like
being right under the window with a
step-ladder. Tn going to buy one of
those machines the first time l make
raise,
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dr. a. con per day at home, Samples vof
8O 10 @ZO IS free. Address stinson Gel
no.u.rd Maine. March -. ga
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TIME TABLE.

30 2l2 go
Lex. Mail Lext'n & Winchst'r
daily Lynch g Ac'om'to
exc sun. Ex. Daily ex. Sundy
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

those who have Travelled FAR and
wide. They seem to be only too
glad to have stranger come along
and partake with themselves
the best they have. It is seldom
that they ever think of charging
anything for what they give, and
when they do, they seem to be
afraid that they will charge too
much. There is an open hearted
generosity and good will, that makes
all they come in contact with feel
at home.
Though or experience i'll the
country has not been very extern
sive, still it is sufficient to show us
that neither time nor means is
spared to make the visitor from the
city as comfortable as possible. The
best room and bed in the house are
placed at his service. The farmer
will neglect even his necessary
labor to show him around and make
his time pass as pleasantly as posi-
BILE. The country cousin is only too
eager to do his best. But when
he comes to town, too frequent
ly does it happen that he is
met with little more than a cold
and formal bow, or very indiffer.
ent " How are you and the folks ?"
and is left standing in the street,
wi bout so much even as an invita-
ton to call. We believe that not
too much can be done for their COM
fort and convenience. Make them
feel that they are at home, and al
ways welcome, no matter whether
you ever expect them to requite the
favor or not; bat if you ever give
them an opportunity you can be
sure that they will return tia thous-
and times over. This advice may be
rather late for the present occasion
but when your friends from the
country leave, dismiss them with a
good grace, and do not on any ac-
count make them feel that they
have been burden to you. both for
the sake of hospitality and Old ac-
uuaintance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

not hate the Mormons, and il they
find that he was a thief and rogue
az alleged, and should be wearing
the stripes Of the penitentlary garb,
they will. so report, regardless Of his
opinions concerning the people of
Utah; and if they discover that he
did not charge illegal fees and get
pay for constructive mileage, they
will undoubtedly say so, without
taking into consideration his rabid
TRADES against persons who never
harmed him in the least degree.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

A colored man, with his right foot
bound up with numerous rags and
cloths. yesterday entered q grocery
store on Woodland Avenue md asked
for cash contribution of % cents to.
ward the erection of a new coIored
peoples church ediGce.
"Where is il to be located?' in
quired the grocer
"Wall, that hasn't bin dun decided
on yet" 49,,
"Haint figured on dat, sah."
"Who is the pastor?"
''Dun forGit, butt reckon We kin
find one."
"Who is the head man in the en- !.
terprisef'
De head man? Wall. Ise bout de
head man. I reckon"
81 am not satisfied with your ex-
planation," said the grocer: How
can | be certain that you won't ap-
propriste the money to your own pur-
poses?"
Sam dat what bodders your"
81 confess it is."
"Well, sab, We kin git ober dat
purity easy. Instead of making q
cash contribution. just weigh me out
two pounds of crackers, wild instruk-
shuns to turn en- ober to dc Buildln'
Committee. Use Cneermsn ob dat
committee, il I amt nobody elsel'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

eyes," said q Southern sheriff,
We used to hunt men down with
bloodhounds. We do it cheaper now
We merely send book agent after
the man We can't, and he's sure to be
found in half the time it would take
bloodhound. Cruel2 Yee. it is
rather more cruel than the old way;
but a sheriff can't permit sentimental
considerations TO interfere With his
business"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

THE DAILY BERALJ ia published
every morning, Mondays excerted, at
Esst Temple street, near First South,
Salt Lake City. by the BERALD 'RINT-
ING and PUBLISHING COMPANY. Sub
scription price. $1,000 per am um, post
age included; pslts of the year at the
same rate. To weekly subscribers,
coll. C ions made by carriers, Is cents
week.
THE SEMI-W EKLY BE2ALD ia
published every Wednesday and Sat-
urdsy morning. at $3.50 year; elk
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THE WEEKLY HERALD is published
every Thursdsy morning at s.: year;
six months, Sl25. postage included.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

ON READING AND FILING THE PETI-
" ton Of William Castle, administrator of
Mary Morrow. deceased, pras ing for an order
plot E, salt Lake City survey, containing
thirty square rods Of ground, iLcluding all
improvements thereon.
1t Is ordered that all persons interested in
said estate appear before the Hon. Elias A.
Smith, Judge OF Probate Court Of the County
Of Salt Lake, Territory of Utah, at the court
room Of said Court, at the County Court
House in said County, on the Sth day OF
April, AID. 1884, at 10 O'Clock am. then and
there to show cause why such order should
not be made.
Aud 1t is farther ordered that copy q
this order be published in the Salt Lake
HERALD, daily newspaper printed and pub
llshed in said County, ct least ten days pre-
vious to said Sth day Of April, AID. 1853.
Dated March q, 1884.
ELIAS a. SMITH.
Probate Judge.
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Territory Of Utah, County of Salt Lake, S.:

Territory Of Utah, County of Salt Lake, SIS:
I, John G. Cutler, Clerk of the Probate
Court in and for the County of Salt Lake, In
the Territory Of Utah, do hereby certify that
the foregoing is . full, true and correct copy
OF the order appointing time and place to
hear application to sell real estate in, the
matter Of the estate of Mary Morrow, de-
ceased. as appears on file in my Office.
In witness whereof, have hereunto set my
hand and affixed the Seal of said Court,
[sEALl this 22d day Of March, A.D. 1884.
JOHN G.. CUTLER,
mh2e Probate Clerk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

FOR Lame Back. Side or Chess
ass Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Prizes
ass. Sold by e, O. n. ]. Drug stors
ri
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Order appointing time and place for hearins
application to sell Real Estate and
directing notice to be given.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06

In the matter Of the Estate Of Nary Morrow
deceased.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-04-06
LEGAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Court Of the County
of Salt Lake, Territory of Utah.
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BARON RUDOLPH,

~ 81, .5c. and Soc, no extra charge for
Reserved Seats; on sale on ard after Satur-
day, st box Office. al
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ALL SORTS.

Spirit of the press-cider.
Highest appreciation applause
from the gallery.
A time-honored lcour.-room-The
front psrlor.
The board OF education-the
sohoolmaster's single.
Song of the dry goods clerk
Swinging in delaine."
"What is marriage?" "One woman
the more and one man the less"
did you dust the furniture this
morning, Mary?" asked the Mistress.
"No, ma'am," replied Mary, SIT
didn't need it; it had all the dust on
it that it could easily hold"
Papa, what is meant by an ane.
maly?"-"An anomaly, my son."
replied the father. ''is q man who
pays his gas bill without referring to
the company as thief"