Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1884-03-13

A'IrNiuia fire. gress.
UIT AND HUAIOR.
THEY ciNNoT TELL 4 LIE.

u,-.. pointcl a score or two of alleged say
ings Of noted men AM woman. We have
scissored the wi.dest;
L cannot tell o lie. am in the hanls oil
my ficnds.-S,m,e' T. T.ilea.
1 cannot tell a lie. l never speculate. /
consider it wro1g.-Jry G5a".
cannot tell "a lie We do not speak as
We pass by.-E,et Ge5barf.
cannot tell lie. There is no harm in
k;ssing.-G a-rri S,.rmia.
cannot tell la lic. am cmphaticllly in
favor Of the cold tick,t."-Ta7m Is 4. Hsn-
dricts
/ cannot tell lie. can spell just as
well rs anybody, bat fear if l d. it will
break the ,pcll-bs} BHngt
cannot tel allie. Iclu'tg,, along with
out fresh SAUSAGE made of smusgiel Ameri-
can pork. -Biauct
cannot tell lie The creates, mistake
in my life was marrying Greek Instead OF
am American.-BsairN.
cannot tell he. Tina, alleged white
elephant OF Blrnum's is mul-cslOred.-
idm f5rpargh.
I cannot tell lie The Paris of Ameri-
ca has been just trifs damp latcly.-Dg-
c9a R;cbqri Smith.
I cannot tell DE. am an intellectual
daisy from Daisyyille, Daisy county.-Nt-
Her Iya0N
cannot tell q lie I have really and
truly celebrated nay 18th birthday for the
last Fnny Dwmpof.
Icanuo. tell lie. One Of john Browns
legs was a symphony and the o,hcra beau
tiful poem.-IJ-'oria Rsgiae.
7 caano, tell a lie. ! was nineteen las,
birthday. and if you Do not believe 1t ask
Papa Gritin.-Nry Aadas2a.
/ cannot tell a lie. 1 am no, philan-
thropist This trait in my character comes
by inheritance IIla. H. Vanderbilt.
cannot tell a lie. lam a great Ameri-
can philanthropist Of the largest size COM
pared with John Sherman.-iE H. English.
I cannot tell a lie. President Arthur
would not have So good time at the White
House it Mrs. II. had charge.-R B. Hyes
cannot tell lie. II that elephantisn't
white in color and sacred in character you
can get your money back at the door,
T. Bvenm
cannot tell a lie. George Washington
was the father OF his country, and / know
who the mother was, but woa't tell
Elizabeth Criy Stanton.
IcannOt tell lie That George Wash
ington cherry-,ree litile-hatchet story is as
true as preaching, every word OF it. I was
therc.-Spsla D. 1aA34y.
1 canuo. tell lie. That IS, / couldn't
tell q lio for a ceu,, bu; / am willing to tell
oaehunirej of 'em for dollar Ti,n,r'
Rrisrh9aef-4t O.i1fc-.
canno. ten a lie. 1 expect to take in
the Yellowstone country next season, bat
foreoolness sake don't say to Mike Sheri-
d4a told you.-Ps'iat Ar'tar.
cannot tell a lie. Ny demeuted mother
will never write another book-not it the
Court knows itself and lam rather inclined
90 think she do.-Pr'a, Of Wiiss
cannot tell q lie. The current m1atA
has been very wet while the indications
point decidedly ia favor of some warm
weather during July and ugu-t.-Ita.7r
I canno, tel q DE. Ihaye beenatcmper-
auce advocate Tor over a year, ami am get
ting SD accustomed % the ts., of water
chat almos, Ike it.-Pt0tm T. Nijy
L1ete
Ic1aaot tell lis. NJ book might have
been published a year ago, bu: thought
best TO defer i, 20 'he spring Of ST. Their,
IS never any telling what navy happen in
this wor.l-Im3 q. B't'1,.
Iclnn7. tell q Die. am a great biz
Democratic leader from Waybacs, and som.
diane during the currcu, year 1 expect 70
Jump into ;hc afr and crack my heels o.
gc,hcr goa- times Perry Biaof.
cannot tell lie. All the authors OF
prominence have So Indignantly dcuo1uce,
the impuatioa that they wrote my book
that noyy am,oo much ashamed of ii o.
h,hcri, myself-1eti,r or TIE Brcll Um
sers.