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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-09-04
DR.. ALLEN s
PRIVATE DIsPENsARY,

261z Kearny Street, San Francisco, CaI.
ESTABLISHED FOR TIE SCIENTIFIC AND SPEEDY
CURE OF CHRONIC, NERVOUS AND
SPECIAL DISEASES.
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AMERICAN EXCHANGE HOTEL.
CtANSONE STREET, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
> This Hotel is in the very center of the bust
ness portion of the city. The travelling public
viii find this to be the most comfortable ana re-
spectacle Hotel in the city. Board and room,
81, 81 p and 81 80 per day. Hot and Cold Baths
Free Free Coach to ana from the Hotel.
ap25-Gm CHAS. MONTGOMERY q BRO, Props.
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!HaVing been surgeon in charge Of Two leading
hospitals), enabias me to treat ali private
troubles with excellent results. I wish It dis
timely understood hat DO not claim to perform
impOsSibilities or to have miraculous or super
natural power l claim only to be St8ihl and
successful Physician and Surgeo2, thoroughly in
formed in NV specially
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DR. MIN TEE<
Nc. IL KEARNY STREET

THREATS ALL CHRONIC. PRIVATE AND
special Diseases with the same wonderful
success as of old.
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DR.. LIEBIG'S
WONDERFUL
GERMAN
INVIGORAT0R.

THE OLDEST, GREATEST AND PEST REM
J Cdy for the eure Of Nervous and Physical
Debility y tied Exhaustion, Seminal Weakness,
Loss Of Manhood Failing Memory end Relaxed
sUG tutceyicd condition Of the GeuigO- rinary
Organs
1t speedily cures Impotence, early De
coz. los, of Nigor SEMINAL WEAHN as, and
a. thc sd effects of yCuth.ui fo-ilcs and abuse
" EECi sas OF MATURITY.
II permanently prevents all Unnatural
osS from the system, Is thousands can attest
VIo have used tae ligTcrF in tine past quarter
,. p. century " Inch II las been before bupuh.c.
u j. indeed wonderful ~efnedy--tpuiag
f1e nerves. strengthening jhc muscles checking
the waste invig, .stine The whole system ana
restoring the afflicted 10 HEALTH and hAPPI-
the Uoctor,rf,l aarea 10 forfeit 900 for
case under ken NOT cured. The reason so many
cannot gat rsr,i %. Weakness and the above dis
al-e- is owing ta complication called PEOSTA-
TOERHEA with HypcTs,hesia, which requires
0e.II1IH 'sI>r.a1sAroR. No .. with our rcr}i-
iilr special Treatment, Is the only cure for Pros
gtEa.HHEt. by it NANHoop Is restored and tl.e
hand Of time moved back from age To- youth.
trica OF either IEgigorItor, So. Case Of
s.. Is bottles. Stu. sent TO ANY address, covered
.cur..r from observation
Or. EjehiE 81 GO. tres, successfully 10y fIa-
ug. rlt 4r Urasr form Of SPECIAL, PRIVATE
. tiii.rt. DEL Ease without mercury or maui
.#l- l11l--. Do vitality is drained from be
.-3 - u.m-ra.. Diseases follow that battle 7f.ii-
..s.rs alu+.lg.l treatment. Iia.oWed 10 continue,
ta. a.l-t.ral Joss causes Consumption, lia-
.#..r s~ial.- Disease. Insanity, exc. Cures
..r.l-eeu. Diseases Of the CeniO-GrTary or
lG.. .i'a- aat bladder specially treat
UrEs..- o. WDnES -"sEDiLT CURED.
Qualified and Ecspou~;3lc.-uc. Liahig {;
w.. -.. il COPE axe regular college educated
al.. .aa- ald ase ROSY in their nineteenth
If p.mr'ce appear on the face and body, If you
become l.tIc,s and easily fred ami exhausted
look out for che complication with seminal
Weakness. discovered ut the IiEBlG IlSPEN-
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To the Unfortunate.
DR., GIBBONS DISPENSARY,
6e3 Kearny Street, San Francisco.

Established in 1854,
for the treatment Of
Sexual and Seminal
Diseases. such SIS Con
orrhca.G elect, Structures,
syphilis in allits forms,
Seminal Weakness, I'm
poteucy, skin Diseases,
etc, permanently cured
OT TO charge.
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REOPENING OF
FISHERS FANCY BAKERY

A Nd ICE-CREAM SALOON, NEXT DOOR
a to the old quarters, SO street. It will be
conducted in frsl-cass style by ). FORkaIiEh
q CO. formerly with Henry Fisher. Fancy
Cakes, Ice-Cream and Coffee specially. 4 trst-
class Chop House connected. Ole patrons of the
house and the public will r. cordially well
coined S. FORESTER K CO., Proprietors.
feli-lplm
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Aversion To Society, DimneSs OF Nisloh, Noises
in the Head the vital fluid passing unooserved
in The urine, and many other diseases mat lead
20 insanity and death.
DIR. MfNTIE. who IS n regular physician
Graduate of the University of PennSylvGnia) viii
agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for
case,of this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE
Glnder his special advice and treatment) Will
not cure, or for anything impure or injurious
found in it. DIR MlNTIE treats all Private
Diseases successfully without mercury. Con-
sultation Free. Thorough examinatlUd and
advice including analysis of urine, 20. Prlce
OF vital Restorative, 81 90 a bottle, or four
tir.es the quantity, So: sent TO any address
upon receipt of price, or c. O. D, secured rom
observation and in private name If desired, by
4. r. MiSTIE, NJ. ID. No. IL kearny
street, San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
VIII be sent to any ore applying by letter, stat
ing symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy ID
regard to all business transactions.
DIR. 1TINTfE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NJ
PYfRETECU1I, cures all kinds Of Kidney ana
Bladder Complaints, GOnOrrhH3, elect, LeucoT-
rhna. For sale by ali Druggists & bottle SIX
bottles for -.
DIR. AfINTIE7S DANDEIIoN PILLS are
the best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and
BILIOUS cure in the market. For sale BY all
KIRK. G1,ARY & Co, Sacramento. Wholesale
Agents ,my9-lPiy&oswiy
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Nervous Debility 9 9eB, cure IS Bg5E
free. Civelo Agency, 100 Fullonslreei, New York.
je50-l0HM
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lEDICAI..
Dr.. SpinnGy&CO
OF No. II HeaTuy St, San Francisco,
Treat all Chronic ANA Special Diseases,


OF No. II Eearuy St, San Francisco,
Treat all Chronic ana Special Diseases,
Young UFN
WHO MAY HE SUFFERING FROM TlPR
W effects of youthful. toiIirs or iud.scrctou,
viii do well 90 avail themselves az thi- the
gr, atesj boon ever laid go the altar OF suffering
humanity. DIR -pINNEN wiz guarantee So for
felt s5l1 for every case OF seminal Weakness or
Private Disease az any kind os yhAralter which
he undertakes and fails 60 cure
NyDDLE-NGED MEN.
There are many 40 the age OF AI 90 10 who are
troubled with too frequent evacuation of the
bladder. often accompanied Boy a slight Sml:tiUg
or burning sensation, Uui a weakening OF the
system in q manner tGc patient cannot account
for. On examining the urinary deposits ropy
sediment will often bee found. and sometimes
small particles of aihumen viii appear or the
color viii bee of thin Iaiikish hue sgsju chang
ing to a dark and torpid Appearance 1u,;o gre
many men who die OF this difficulty, Ignorant OF
the cause, which is the second stage of seminal
weakness. Hr. :. will guarantee perfect cure
in all such eases, aud q healthy restoration of
- Eeuito-uriHGry organs.
OAicc bours-l6to4 and tu 5. Sunday from
10 to II 4. l. Consultation free Thorough eN-
animation and advice. 81. Call or address
DIR. SPINN};Y ~ Co,
No. II ktsruy street. san Frame co.
y. S.-Fo- private diseases of short standing,
III course of medicine. SutliC.pr- 80 cure with
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MANHOOD RESTORED.

Avicti1n of early imprudeucc, causing nerv-
on, debility. premature decay, etc, having tElcd
I'm vain every known remedy, has diScovcrd a
simple means oi -glfcuge, which be Wlil SEND
FREE 20 his fellow. sufferers. Address }. II.
REEVES t5 Chatham street New York.
.-,-,--ILE
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HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS.
WINDSOR HOTEL

(FORlWE1Y UNION House,
Corner Eighth and streets, Sacramento.
VIZ Z. NcFADDEN. PROPRIETOR BOARD
w and Lodging, - to - per week; Single
Meals, y cents; Board 81 per week: Single
Rooms. 30 cents: Family Rooms s. to -.
Ia Best Family Hotel in the city. s2-tf
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THIS GREAT STRENGTHENING REMEDY
NERVE TONIC


"a n - - - IS TIE LEGIEI-
EssAEh ~ is-s hkSssMATE RESULT Of
isES ssgsss%.~sesls.ss Z Cover twenty years Of
J<sr--z~s<sissss ME- Z Epractcal experience
lssFS. &SSHSsssby a II ROUGH
~ ssEzSeN NsSSSy e SEI.Y GUALTFIE ID
IS. 49, ts5itssS X ~ : GRADE1ATE PLY
~ $50 q IS 81 RI; SSICIAN of one of the
49, ~ sfssFs - y highest medical col
IS AZ zskMsaflss leGcs of Europe.
ft7a's 1ss.s .-lEssf5S Ii positively cures
HET> ss -- ~ Esss ENeryous and Physical
iss{SAs VEN Gsts5sEDebility Seminal
sSsss2sSs eaEness, Sper m a.
S,NNS SSHt% MI 'sisoes PTo 5i IL:
j'Seo0 SSS WIN speresthesia over
s=s=z-z1z-.=z.zznsazz--zss1 sensitivcness of the
partsl kidney and Bladder Complaints, Impuri-
ties of the Blood and Diseases of the Skin.
IL permanently stops all unnatural weak
ening drains upon the system, however they
occur, preventing involuntary seminal losses,
facilitating dreams, seminal losses with the
urine, or while al stool etc, 50 destructive TO
mind and body, and cures all the evil effects OF
youthful fOllies and excuses, restoring EX-
hausted vitality, Sexual Decline and Loss OF
Manhood, however complicated.
\ thorough as well as permanent cure
and complete restoration 10 perfect healtn,
Strength and NigoT of Manhood is absolutely
guaranteed by this justly celebrated and re-
liable Gree. Remedy. Price, s. 90 per bottle, or
five bottles Tor SO. Sent uTon receipt OF price
or c. o. D.. TO any address, secure from oOserFa
ton and strictly private by
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-09-04

<NsSs-ss-,syC, ,sl.-- wee or uepr0Ftu Sex
uai Indulgence is practiCed by the youth OF both
sexes to an almost unlimited extent; producing
with uuerring certainty the following train Of
morbid symptoms, unless combated by scientific
medical measures. viz: SGllow countenance
dark spots under the eyes, pain in the head,
ringing in the ears. noise like the rustling OF
leaves and rafting of ohariots, uneasiness about
the lcins. weakness of the limbs confused Wis.
ion. hlunted intellect loss Of confidence, diff
dence in approaching strangers, a dislike to form
new acauafntanceS. disposition to shun society,
loss OF memory, hectic huShes, pimples and "a
rioUs erllptions about the face, furred tongue
fetid breath, coughs, consumption, night sweats
mouOmania and frequently insanity
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THE EXPERT SPECIALIST,

DR. ALLEN, AS is WELL KNOWN, Is \
IL regular graduated Physician and Surgeon,
educated at Bowdoin College and the University
of Michigan He has devoted Il lifetime TO, and
Is acknowledged to be, the most expert Surgeon
in his speciality on the Pacific coast.
YOUNG MEN
And MIDDLF-AGED MEN, who are suffering
from the effects of Youthful Indiscretions or Ex-
cesses IN maturer years. NERVOUS and PHYSICAL
DEBILITY, laPoTENCY, LOST MANHOOD. confusion
NJ ideas dull eyes, aversion 10 society, deSpond-
ency, pimples on Me face, loss of energy and
memory frequency of uriuating, etc, Temem-
Der that by combination Of rcqctGble remedies
of great curative power, the Doctor has SO
arranged his treatment that it viii not only
atlO:d irlmediate relief but nermnncnt cure.
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INTERNATIONAL HOTEL,
PACIFIC HOTEL,
Corner Fifth and X sts., Sacramento, Cal.

VsNEWI.Y FURNISHED THROUGHOUT, AND
! supplied with all modern improvements.
Board and Lodging, 81 50 to 81 per day. Meals,
p cents. Baths free to guests. Saloon con-
nected with the house. c. i. SINGLETON, pro
nriet0r. au23-IIn
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L" WEAK AND UNpEvELoPED PARTS
or a. vr-......-, It'll T-pfor- road De

OF The IlulNIn BOdN IHIIT-VtI DO
veIoped and strengthened" Etc,
Is An INTERESTING ADNEETlSEAkNT
I long uu in our paper. in reply o. inquiries
we VIII say tina. there is E0 evidence oi humbu2
ahoI; this OE tAe contrary, the advertisers are
very highly iaInrsed. Interested persons may
e. sealed Cirruiars giving AN rarl,cl.larS by I'D
ressiuz Erie Medical Co, 7. 0. Box 5l3. Buffalo
Y.-.To.c6a Irtuiug Bee sl3-ts TuFhS
yUATEPAOrISr ESTER.
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LEGAL NOTICES.

@-o,rIcF IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT The
NoI PoaTd e Of Supervisors of sacramen' o
dortr pV STATE of California. are prepared u re.
Deem the following qgts}end df S indeGts' Of
saI hoyse and Jail Bonds, authc riEed 10 he
,sS SvqI' by Act OF the Legislate approved
1 Sarc IS 1870. from No. to 100 inclusive. tor
500 each, and bonds Of $50 Sp'own as County
iI're snnroyed January ~ $50 No l % 10 in.
cllsiye, and Nos. l59 and leo. for SstN each,
Also that interest on Sat'. bonds shalt cease SIX
months after the first p' .blieaiion u this neuce
By order ef the BoSrd
s,,-,,,,.o N,av - 1854 tlsAltsip
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900 Gcsrv street, san Francisco, Cal.
private EuiIuucc. i1j Mason street. four blocks
~ Gcsry street from ke9Tny. Mann entrance
-f~1uv'l HiynenEFrv DUIg store. d,-lYSwly
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
sALD-READEO BAOINAGE.

A Milwaukee girl married bald headed
man, and her lady friends are wondering
how she manages to make him stand around.
Burlington Free Press.
When mans hair begins to fall out, it's
no use to lavish perfumed hair oil on it.
That's only wasting sweetness on the dessert
hair Burlington Free Press.
Life flls his cup with JOY again,
The bald man feels In clover,
Gone arc his weary hours Of pain
The day OF the dy Is over. -,
How to utilize hald-headed husband in
fly time-put little fly poison on the top
OF his head 1t would be we'll to make him
promise beforehand not to get mad or use
swear-words while the poison is working
Roxbury Advocate.
Did you ever observe that every prohibi'
ZIONIST you meet is bald-headed2 Isn't il
singular that as soon as whiskey scalds all
the hair off of mans head he suddenly
discovers that water is very wholesome
5everage2-Paris Beacon.
There's an opera company travelling
around in Nevada which carries chorus Of
girls with such divine forms that bald
headed eagles fly against the windows
whenever show is given and pound around
for front scats.-St. Paul Herald.
The meanest man in the city is he who
cuts down the salary Of his bald headed
clerk ten per cent during fly time. He
saws that about two-ffths of the clerk s
working hours are employed in striking out
wildly in the effort to smash the flies that
alight on his bald head-Drake' Travellers
y, gaZine.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26

InsusersSls thAsgh The giggling. gushing
r;rI may be, she i angelic whsa compared
Eth her sarcastic sistef. The sArcashc
s;rl n n some instances, the prodnct of
s.stv ar iIladyised compliment paid her by
some thouRhtless admirer on her manng
some spiteful criticism, or some rude TO
mark concerning a acquaintance or COM
She has not the ability to distinguish be-
tween impudence and satire, and it 10 an
easy task to convince her that Inbred rude
ness of speech is the perfection OF irony.
and that to say spiteful and unpleasant things
to everybody she meets is sure to win ner
the reputation Of being sarcastic. She
eagerly cultivates her fancied talent, not
allowing an opportunity to exercise 1t to
pass unimproved, and she generally sue
ceeds in making herself heartily disliked oy
those who are unfortunate enough to be
numbered among her acquaintance
Young men, who are generlly sensitive
TO ridicuie avoid her systematically. She
attributes this to the wholesome fear IN
which she is held. The family think her
brilliant when every one else pronounces
her insulting. Her sarcasm generally de-
generates into insolence, and she 'is regar-
ded as q pest. Without friends, she be.
comes lonely and dissatisfied, but Is still
fer from GUESSING the true reason OF her for
lorn state. for she cannot estimate its disa-
preeable effect upon others.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
Novelties in Head-Gear.

The bonnet of the passing moment is the
eccentric smallsized poke, with a peaked
gable brim. Velvet embroidered with metal
and colored silks in Oriental and medieval
designs, velvet broche, lace, ribbon, feathers,
metal and jeweled ornaments; are all com.
bined in the formation and decoration of
these pretty and piquant chapeaux. But
none save pretty and youthful faces look
well under the new peak brimmed pske.
The hat OF bonnet to wear with a tailor
made suit should be of felt to match the
color of the dress, or the material of the
suit may be used to cover hat or bonnet
frame. The shape may be whatever will
become the wearer most; the trimmings of
velvet or wide braid, put on in bands around
the crown; the feathers preferred are the
wings or breasts of birds or an entire bird.
All kinds of feathers are fashionable, even
ostrich tips and plumes, but fancy feathers
are preferred Ostrich feathers are rele-
gated to the use of older women.
lis pity. butts true-birds, entire birds,
are worn to excess on the most fashionable
bonnets. All small birds, but particularly
hummiDg birds, appear in whole bevies on
both hats and bonneis. The Impsysn
pheasaut's head cut in hall, with one bright
golden eye, the open peak, tie neck with its
iridescent plumsge, aud the graceful, arts
tocratic crest Of the bird, trims the front OF
side of many chepeaux. Swallows are first
favorites, and sparrows, wrens, and other
small teathered favoriteS have been slaugh-
tered BY the thousands 10 meet the demands
OF the fall millinery trade
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
How to BE Beautiful,

To be beautiful we must cultivate the
Mid and develop the heart in the highest
degree
We must feed the mind by reading and
meditation until the intellectual FIRE burns
with steady fame, irradiating the face
with its pure brilliancy, and suffusing the
countenance with a calm and holy light;
we must fill the brain with holy thoughts,
and live, as it were, in an atmosphere of
grand ideas, which will lift us up above the
belittlng cares of earth.
We must cherish every kind impulse and
generous disposition, making love the rul-
ing passion Of the heart, the ordering prin.
ciple and inspiring motive in life. The
more kindness the more beauty; the more
love the more loneliness.
We must put great organizing and en-
nobing purpose into the will, and conceu-
trate our thoughts and affections upon the
accomplishment of it, until enthusiasm
wells up in the heart, suffusing the counte-
nance and rebuilding the body on its own
divineplan.
And this is the beauty that is abiding.
Mere physical good looks fade with the
years, bleach out with sickness, and yield
to the slow decay of mortality. But the
beauty that has its origin in kind DISPOSE
tons and noble purposes and great thoughts
outlasts youth and maturity, and increases
with age, and like the luscious peach that
comes to us in autumn ripiness, covered
with the delicate flush of purple and Grim
son, is never so beautiful as when waiting
to be plucked by the gardeners hand, silent.
ly Witnessing to the full, rich perfection
time works out.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26

PsiraS.,pS,a Mos.


A rather noyal wedding gown was Of
beautiful satin brocade outlined and shaded
with fine gold thread. The dress was cut
with very short corsage and stifened ruff OF
rare old point was its only ornament, sug-
costing q likeness to Ellen Terrys dress in
the church scene of "Much Ado About
Nothing" and which, 10 tell the truth, was
prettier in picture on the stage than as
the bridal dress of fashionable belle.
For wedding raiments this season there is
the most elegant Of all fabrics for this pur-
pose-the uncut velvet in cream-white
shades, which has most beautiful lustre
imaginable and falls in rich, thick folds.
MAXIM perfs ct effect in the long, rounded
train. The lines should be all long and
straight in the dress make OF uncut velvet.
Sometimes it is combined with rich bro
cade of cream.white, which is rather an i'm
proyement than otherwise.
At the marriage of Lady Alice Neviil
her youngest brother and sister were re-
splerdent in violet velvet. Miss Holland s
dress when she was marrying Mr.. John
Dyson, an eminent Anglo-lndian, was borne
by nephew in purple velvet and Master
Percy Brassy, son OF the great millionaire.
The lady who writes about the voyage oil
the Sunbeam officiated at thu wedding OF
Miss Evetts with Captain Wyld of the Six
teenth Lancers, in costume OF white satin,
slashed with deep red velvet, and stockings
of the same hue.
A most beautiful wedding dress recently
imported for New York bride was OF
white uncut velvet and point de Venice. A
most exquisite gown it was, and one which
doubtless will be seen in some New York
bathrooms as we'll as at the altar OF fashion
able church. The train was simple and
long, and was gathered in at the waist on
the long point Of the corsage. The side OF
the skirt and sleeves were trimmed very
simply with the beautiful lace. Otherwise
there was no decoration except the box
plea,ing which edged the curve of the
train.
Wedding wells are long and are arranged
on the top of the head to form kind Of
fat bow in which is entwined the everlasting
orange blossom. Pearls are the proper
ornaments to be worn at weddings this
season, and are particularly artistic with the
dead lustre fabrics which are to be the
mode. Satin, which is much Of a fayorite
with brides. despite the variety of newer
material which they have to choose from,
will be much worn A peculiar saffron
shade which is seen in some wedding satins
suggests the mellow tint of age, and is
much becoming than either the dead white
9r the cream shades.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
A RAINY DAY.
Netr Yyrk Ep,uis1 Pad.

Mrs. Winks-Did you notice in the arctic
reports that the exploring party, after run
ming out Of food, kept themselves alive off
seal skim
Mr.. Winks-Yes 1t is strange that it
should contain so much nutriment. But
speaking Of starvation reminds me that we
have not saved a penny this year. 1t
won't do to 60 on that way, you know.
Mrs, Winks-Certainly not and that is
what / was going to speak about We
must lay up something for rainy day. We
don't know how soon we may meet with
misfortune.
Mr. Winks-True, and as Uncle Jake
has promised to send.me present of $500
in the fall, think that would be good
starter, don't you
Mrs. Winks-Just the thing, dear. Buy
me $500 sealskin sacque for Christmas
present, and if the worst comes to the worst
we can eat it, yon know.