The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-22
BOONVILLE BACHELORS.
A List of the Eligible Married
Men Who May be APP
preached During
Leap Year.
Personal Points-Social Gossip,
and All Of the News Current
in the Vine Glad City.
Correspondence of the BazOo.

"Have you any manageable young men
down iu the Vine Clad" asked a fair
haired PelIis county maiden of the BAZoo
correspondent recently He replied in the
affirm alive, and since has been thinking OF
the matter, and herewith presents a few of
the can idst IS for mairimony during Leap
Year. So lake your choice, Miss NJ.
Nothing has been exaggerated, nor taught
set down in malice" but the following is
= truthful and friendly report:
Gas Sauter, the accomplished musician,
wants a wife BADLY. He is too bashfuI 10
propose, but II you'll let him play the
piano for you he'll express every ,hipg IL
exquisite music. He is on exhibition a;
Hsunaca's jewelry store daily.
| DR.. L. l.. Hurt, the polite physician, l.
a confrred old bachelor. He Is good look
ing and intelligent, ana would make fac
husband. Leap Year Is his chance.
John Smith is looking anxiOlsly
around. The girl that gets Johu can be
certain Of always having . carriage and a
par of dashing horses at her disposal.
really fue article in manageable
merchandise is Mr.. Jones F. Adams, the
gentlemsnly CLERK at SaGters'. He i.
courteous and $50 sweet"
| Sam HanBsca has nice engagement
ring for the first girl that Looks hard at
| him. Barring the color of his hair, Sam Is
passably go i-lOokiDg.
Harry Chiffon, tn" tall AdOnis of Trig2s,
Is slow, but sure. He will bear watching.
! Charley GlascOck Is little, It's true; but
lie has such winning ways, and a mustache
ihst curls exquisitely.
| The Bell brothers want a double we'd
ding. Charities black musiache will harm
On;ze diyinely with golden haired blonde
| VIII wants tall vile with Catholic ten
denotes.
Louis Levens is little coquettish, bot
once fairly lassoed will cause no trouble.
he has neat figure aud dances divinity.
! Charlie GIo:s has been sal ever stree
Emil got married. Ii is said that he has
been casting sleeps eyes al Glasgow girl
but We don't believe be would be hat dis.
: loyal 10 old Cooper.
joe Sshn, of Sahm 4 Sons, is a good
catch. He is rising young man (has al
ready risen a good disiauce) and in fair
circumstances.
| Now that Fred Dauwslter has started a
ssddlerv shop yen may look out for
something to happen. Fred will have To
wait for = wife; he is not serious enough
yet.
ID. w. Shackleford, the efficient, pep
ulsr and bash;ul prosecuting attorney, Is
one of the handsomest bachelors in Cooper
county. The girls are all after him.
ID. w. Layton, deputy circuit clerk, is a
| fine Kenluckian who reverences woman
almost To idolatry. David is a darling.
Ed. Shsckleford and bis big white hat are
good for long siege. He'll dispute with
you to the last minute.
Frank Chambers, the polishedssand polite
deputy at the county clerks office, needs
no introduction. None but democrats need
apply"
Pryor Stsrke is somewhat tim i, but
he has very hopeful case.
VIII Pendleton, the talented young law
yer, is despsired Of by even his best friends.
His profession takes him zoo much from
society.
George Johnston is slowly coming to the
front. He is so studious that it takes some
time for him to make up his mind.
w. ii. Hoge, the brilliant young pro-
lessor al Kemper's, is too good not to get
married. He will step of some of these
days.
Ethan Coekrsne is fairly irresistible
when he is once in earnest. That long,
BLACK muStache does the work.
Bob Sloan, of Mt Sinai I'VE have eat
hops of Bob, is good farmer, clever
fellow and II he isn't snapped up before
1885 We are no prophet.
Louis Frost believes in early marriages
and may be expected to put his theory into
practice before great while.
Bachelors life is telling on Bert Plant,
ths lively Advertiser typo. He is becoming
sad in his expression.
William Maher, the shoe shop man. is
waiting for some girl to ask him. He is a
good man and weighs 200 pounds.
Percy Colt, who is suspected of being
guilty of dudish tastes, may be looked after
closely. Those who know say Percy NEAR
business.
Walter Drue is another bachelor who
needs a wife. He thinks he is safe, but
this is leap year, Mr.. Drue, and a good
looking young fellow like you had bet n
be careful.
w. T. Mckinley, the City hotels gentle
manly clerk, is so shrinking as TO lead his
friends to .lieve that he would commit
suicide rather than matrimOny. We are
not vouching for that, though.
j. j. Dickinson, the beautiful and &C.
complished editor of the Pilot Grove
Mirror, will receive sealed proposals until
further notice
E. ]. Haller, editor of The Central Mis-
sourian of ibis city, wouldn't give up his
bachelor life for THOUSAND worlds, so he
says, but he's joking. Some of the father
lands blue-eyed daughters will get him
yet.
Capt. George b. Harper, the efficient
county treasure, is incorrigible His ca~e
is hopeless. But while the lamp holds OFT
10 burn" captain.
Will Spahr, We can safely recommend to
snv one looking for a reliable and safe
husband. He isn't very pretty but he is
awful cute.
Charlie Culverhouse, BOO1ville's FIRE
chief, has a hI art m proportion to his body.
He's on the mark :.
We could NINE host of others but these