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Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11
Barbecue Scenes in Georgia.

Late on Friday night the woods in
the outskirts of Clarkson presented a
weird appearance. The night was in
tensely dark, and here and there were
blazing fires in the background. Tie
attendant cooks for the feast of the NOR
row could be seen placing carcasses
upon spits, and all night long using
long poles, having at the ends swabs of
mustard, with which the meats were
kept thoroughly saturated.
Ten o'clock Saturday found perhaps
five thousand country folks assembled.
The smell of the fresh woods, the aroma
from the spits. the jocular salutations,
so much recalling Longstreet's Geor-
gia scenes, all conspired to give an ex-
hilarating effect to the scene. The ora
tors were also there, at the head of
whom was ex-Congressman Milton
Chandler The Government was re-
ferred to in flights of eloquence, and
hearty cheers showed the appreciation
of the people. A little distance of were
arranged long tables, capable of accom-
modating one hundred persons each.
The fragrant meats were temptingfy
arranged, and when the word was Civ
en- that the feast was ready rush was
made for the best places. One table
was specially reserved for distinguished
guests. The master of ceremonies, in
calling the eaters to order, drew their
attention to one beautifully Drowned
carcass. He narrated that it was none
other than the famous billy goat so IA
m;liar to all who have ever visited Stone
Mountain. Twelve years ago, as goat
Of mature judgment, the animal had
appeared on the mountain. For eight
years he jumped from crag to crag and
won State reputation. Growing older
he took up his residence in Charleston,
where for four years he butted his way.
A citizen shot at a mad dog on Friday.
He missed the dog but fatally struck
the renowned goat, whence the goats
appearance on the table as the chief
dish. 1t was not long before the whole
party were discussing the delicacy of
the old goats esh.-Cor. Philadelphia
Item.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11
The Prince Of Wales and the Farmer

During his collegiate life the Prince
met with an amusing adventure, which
proved that ''the divinity that doth
hedge King" does not always obtain
immunity for the heir apparent. In
company with Colonel keppel, Mr..
Herbert Fisher, his private tutor, Earl
Brownlow and other sportsmen, he on
one occasion went out with the South
Oxfordshire hounds, but. meeting with
Indifferent sport, the party determined
on a ride across country. Reach nc
Barton, they made their way across the
lands of Farmer Hedges, a man OF
choleric temper and possessing whole
some dislike of trespassers. The party,
in perfect ignorance of the character OF
the sturdy farmer, rode up into his
farm yard; whereupon Farmer Hedges
presented himself. armed with pitch
fork, and, closing his gates upon his
unlimited guests, levied fine of a sov-
ereign for damages, and intimated, in a
manner that was unmistakable, that
none of the party should quit till he
had pocketed the amount. The party
treated the matter lightly. believing
that, as soon as the farmer became ac-
quainted with the rank of his principal
visitor, he would humbly sue for the
Royal clemency; but they were mis-
taken, for on being informed that it was
the future King of England he was de-
tanning. he exclaimed: "Prince or no
Prince, I'll have my money" This
species of blunt John Bullism amused
the Prince immensely, though the rest
OF the party were much annoyed by the
obstinacy of the farmer. There was
nothing, however, to be done but to
submit. The fine was accordingly paid,
and the royal party released. -E'nglish
Paper.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11
A Time for Everything.

My son, it isn't so much the manner
in which, as the time at which, you ap-
proach a man. Now, this blessed, or
rather t'othered morning. have cold,
and distracting one. weep at the
nose; my bones ache, the cinders and
dust of twelve hundred miles of con-
tinuous railway travel fill my eyes and
ears and my entire system. / open my
mouth to breathe because my nose is
utterly useless as breathing thing, and
consequently snore even while waken.
am feeling too wretchedly cross and
generally miserable for anything.
Well: about half an hour ago cometh
to my lair my sister. who places the
morning mail upon my desk. Six let
ters. On such morning as this. Well,
thank heaven, letters are easily dis
posed of. Visitors l might not be able
to evade, letters-ha, ha! With savage
Joy l tore every last one of them into
more fragments than there were words
in all six of them, and jammed them
into the waste basket. .That's the
way to answer letters,' said, grizzly,
''why can't people have some sense
about writing letters, and not poster a
fellow when he wants to sneeze?''
Now. that was all wrong, l am will
ing to admit, even now. Not that am
already penitent, oh. bless you, no. l
am glad did it. 1 wish there had been
more OF them to tear up. l am going
to tear up a lot that came yesterday,
but there won't be much pleasure in
that, because l have read them. But
this mornings mail never opened and
will never know anything about it.
August. Is is my cross day. and dom t
you forget it. But tomorrow will be
sorry for it. Everybodyis is penitent to-
morrow. Every time l get awfully
cross l order my hair r-shirt aired and
the robe of sackcloth hung out in the
back yard convenient to the ash heap.
l know | will have acres of mourning to
do during the ensuing twenty-iour
hours. Twas ever thus: "The good
that | would do do not; but the evil
which would not, that do" Yea,
verify, will sit up at night and 60 out
OF my way to do it.
Be careful then, my son, when you
approach a man. Don't worry so much
about your msnner. if you are dead
certain that You nave struck the right
time. Don't depend so much upon
your fascinating ways as upon the
mans receptive mood. Never ask q
favor Of Z man who Is on the point Of
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

AMERICAN women are said to be the
most clever, active and energetic to be
found; and we'll they need to be, consider.
g the enormous demands nade upon
them by modern schools, housekeeping and
society. Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, in pre-
pairing her celebrated Vegetable Com
mands on woman's strength, and her well
known remedy proves every day its per
ct adaptation to woman's special needs.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

One of the professors of the Uni
versity of Texas was engaged in ex-
planning the Darwinian theory to his
class. when he observed that they were
net paving proper attention "Gen-
tlen.en, said the professor. "when l
am endeavoring to explain to you the
peculiarities Of the monkey, wish yos
would look right at me.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

MRS. HARRIET CUMMINGS, of Cincinnati, o.,
writes: "Early last winter my daughter
was attacked with severe cold, which set
tied on her lungs. She continued to get
worse, and finally raised blood from her
lungs We called in family physician,
but he failed to do her good. A friend, who
had been cured by DIR. WIN. HALLS BALsAM
FOR THE LUNGS, advised me to give it a
trial. She began to improve, and by the
use Of three bottles was entirely cured"
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11
Words Of Warming and c.. :

II you are suffering from moor bo.,.. orl,
IanguiShing on bod of sicI5naSS0 altn ea Or
you are simply ailing. or if Won 80 ~; S;heef
weak and dispirted VI Aeei
without clearly know.
ing why, Hop Bitters
VIII surely cure you
III yOu are minister, and
nave OvertaXed yourself with vo,
pastoral duties, or a MOI he yorn
with care and work, or Il man az IVY NY
labor, weakened by the strain of ruuuslnesse
day duties, or man of letters ;n,uur ;our eyery
your midnight work, Hop Bitters HY wiz oVG
surely strengthen you. VIII Nos
II you are suffering from ovar.o...
drinking, any indiscretion or dssipatnss us o .
are young and growing too fast j ra.Oa, !. o
the case, "@a
"Ur il you are in the worksbon =,
farm, 1T the desk, anywhere srd ~ tle lne
that your System needs cleans;na ivel
ing, or stimulating, without is; intns;o.an4n Ton
ing, If you are old,
blood thin and impure, pulse
feeble, nerves unsteady, faculties
waning, Hop Bitters is what you raos :.
give you new life, health and Yigor nv
IL you are costive, or dyspeptic 4, =,
ing from any other of the numeSoSSau Suer
eases or the stomach or bowels ii M u vns ws
own fault if you remain III. If
you are wasting away with any form
OF Kidney disease, stop tempting deathtbIc
moment, and turn for azure to Hon Ritter.
II you are sick with that terrible i'll.
ness, Nervousness, you will find a"B,lm
Id Gilsad" in Hop Bitters.
IF you are n frequrDter. Or a residento of
Ia miasmat C district, arricade your srs
TEN against he ScoCrge of ull countries
~-Malaril, Epidemic, Bilious and Inter.
--mittent Fever by the use of Hop Btrpr
1fyou have rough. pimplY, Or sallow skin
bad breath, Hop Bittcrs will give Won n,
Bxln, rich blood, the sweetest breath srd
health. $50 will be paid for case they Mi
not cure or help.
A Lady's Wish.
sob, how do wish my skin was as cev
ana soft as yours" said IL lady to her friend
You Can easily make it so" answered ts
| friend. 'How1'' inquired the first lady.
by using Hop Bittcrs that makes pur
ttoh blood and blooming health. 1t did ifg
me, as you observe"
w-N None geftine without a bunch Of green
| Hops on the white label ahun all the vIe, pt
sonous stuff with Hop" or Hops in tbe,
| name.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

FALSE hair does not on+oa..
pride.-Pretsel's JVeekIy. ""'eaafe fals
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

SLEEP, natures swec. ros.-
best grindStone we know eSttorer, is IN.
ones ideas.-Kentucky Stota % brighss
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

A SCREAMING farce-The performance or
an amateur opera singer.-B0st0H Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

The boat builder is apt to have his de-
signs thwarted.= d.=YOnkerS Gazette.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

~ "Rough aann on On hats" Clears ortt rats mt.
roaches, bed-bugs, ANTS, vermir. .chin,ict aiict, fis
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

Rough on Toothache." Ask fo.1
relief, quick cure. l5c. Drurot,oor tor II Inss,
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

r, nosalo s speakers and singers uso D,
cure LOT hoarseness and veal I,, use Fish
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

Coiden's Liquid Beef Tonic
Should be taken by the weak, worn ans
dyspeptic. Colden's, no other.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

POSSESSED only in imagination, guinea
becomes far thing YOnkers Gazette.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

uRuchu-P -Paiba" Quick. complete cure, all
ahutJyinp Kidney and Urinary Diseases. FL
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

Skinny Men, .sWells' Health Renewer restores
health g. vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. 81.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

wa nouen on Itch cures numcr, er
"orlh''etter,sait rheum, frosted fapp
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

HcHItH WFIBOI,Out % ~
THE question of the hour-What time o.
day is lt?-BOstOn Courier.
Catarrhal Throat affections, hacking, Titating
CouQhsC Colds cured by Trough on COuQhs 1ac
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

own fault if you remain ILL., If
you are wasting away with any form
of Kidney disease, stop tempting deathtb,.
moment, and turn for azure to Hon Ri,,o.,
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

:" If you are suffering from moor 49, ,iort,
'languishing on Il bed Of sickness noamn sa Or
IL you are simply aing, OF il W You tASs fee Cheer
without clearly know.
ing why, Hop Bitters
will surely cure Won
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

II you are sick with that terrible si.L
ness, Nervousness, you will find Rain
Id Gilsad" in Hop Bitters.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-10-11

If you are frequeDter Or residento Of
Ia miasmat district, larricade your srs
TEN against he scOCrge of all countries
malaria, Epidemic, Bilious and Inter.
--mittent Fey crS by the use of Hon Rit,O..
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
Natqres's Remedy ''Hops and Malt.
Bitters.ss

The great Blood Purifier and Kidney
and Liver Remedy, compounded from
the well known Curatives Hops, Malt,
Buchu, Mandrake, Dandelion, Sasa.
plarilla, C,lscara Sargada, etc, COM
bined WITH an AGREEABLE Aromatic
greatest Health and Life Restoring
agent on earth. They sure dyspepsia
and Indigestion, aetsupon the Liver
and Kidneys, Regulate the Bowels.
They cure Rheumatism and all
Urinary troubles, and Invigorate,
Nourish and Strengthen The Nervous
Sytem. FQr General Debility. Loss of
Appetite, Vitality and Lack of Energy
there Is nothing that will give i'm
mediate and permanent reliefeoual to
Hops and Malt Ritters. They are es-
pecially recommended for all the vari-.
GUS complaints and diseases of Women
Breaking Down, Lassitude Of the Sys-
tenn, Headache, cts. Hops and Malt
Rittars is the best Blood Cleanser now
extant, and will promptly fulfil its
mission, aud restore you to Health
and Happiness. We claim that Hons
and Malt Bitters is O preparation far
superior to any other yet placed be-
fore the people, A trial will surely
convince any one of it's merits. Call
for Hops and Malt Bitters. For sale by
- G. lei. MUNRO, Druggist.
! 4Ot4 Morris MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

EDITOR TRIBUNE:
Allow me, through the columns of
your widely circulated journal, to
answer the lying insinuations made
by last weeks Sun upon my candi-
dacy for the office of Register Of Deeds.
At the request of numerous infiu-
entail citiz ems, who recognize the un-
popularity of one Of the candidates
for that office and the untltness of the
other, / became q. candidate in good
faith. l am running in the interest of
no one but myself. have no "bar'l''
and cannot even if I had the dis
position, conduct a hurrah campaign,
but in a straight forward way ask
the votes of the people of this county.
If elected, I will attend personally to
the work of the office and endeavor to
perform it satisfactorily TO all.
Respectfully,
J. NJ. THOMPSON.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
PROGRAMME.

Wednesday 18th November, 10 A.
Welcoming prayer and holy COM
muniOn with addresses to the clergy.
II A, M.=Calling roll, reading minutes
and reports.
p. M.-Papers on parochial calls.
How to make our services attractive
and edifying.
7;3G~Pmyers. Paper on what the
laity Omen and women) can do.
Thursday 18th 9:30-Prayer. Paper
on clerical support.
II A. M.-Missionary assessments and
methods of raising missionary Funds.
p. M.-Sunday school catchized.
3:3O-Church endowment. 7:3O-Mis-
sonary meeting.
Friday 9;30-Prayers, 10 A. M
Paper on Agnosticism, how to deal
with it.
11-Obstacles to the work of saving
souls within the limits of this con-
vocation.)
2 p. M.-Unfinished business. 1870
Temperance meeting:a
The presence of the laity and their
cooperation in these discussions is de.
sired. Those wishing to attend will
| be most welcome, They will oblige
by notifying the Rev. T, b. Nash Rec
tor of Fergus Falls of their intentions.
n. M. JOHNSON .
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
Republican Rally.

The Republican rally Of Thursday
evening of last week WAS successful
beyond all expectations. X lar::,
number of citizens from tho lrround-
ing country We're in tho city and
helped to swell the crowd. Unfortu-
nately, the torches ordered by the
officers of the Blaine Il Logan club
did not come. So great was the ell
| thusiasm and so determined were the
people, that all torches, lanterns OF
other things that could be lighted
were gathered together aid the few
who succeeded in getting lis,nts, led
| by the lanl marched through The
principal streets, While the many
stood upon The sidewalks and cheered
them on. The procession finally halt
cd in front III j. ID. Good, store when
the company adjourned ia l.! oeniN
Hall. This immense assembly room
Mas filled. Every chair WAS occupied
and at times staining room WAS Az a
premium. Addresses were delivered
by congressman Knute Nelson and
Capt. tlapp of Fergus Falls. Daring
his renlarHs Mr.. Nelson thoroughly
eastiga;ed the Democratic party. He
stated that the question to be decided
by the present campaign is one of
parties-not of northumberland
showed plainly that the Democratic
party, with its variegated history, is
not the one to be trusted with the con-
troll of our federal government. He
demonstrated the fact also that the
Democratic party having been wrong
upon every ISSUE that it ever raised,
dares present no we'll defined plat
form to the people in this canvass but
is simply conducting Il huge scramble
for power which it is incapable of
properly exercising. He then referred
to the grand history ofthe Republican
party, mentioned some of the great
achievements and showed that it is
still worthy of confidence and that it
is perfectly safe to trust it with the
conduct of our national affairs for the
next four years. His remarks upon
the taritfquestion, expressing his own
ideas and those of his party, met with
hearty, approval. His position was
so clearly stated that even the weekly |
stupidity up the street could under
stand it if it but made the effort.
Capt. Clapp also made vigorous and
sensible speech. The meeting result
ted in enlivening and strengthening |
Republican sentiment and will prove |
a benefit to the entire Republican
ticket,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

The fact that s. NJ. Harris has made
canvass Of the district, makes an in
creased niinber Of votes f., Wells q
certaintE, had Harris followed the ex-
ample ofCloyeland.and staid at home
and kept still duringthe campaign, he
swould,not have demonstrated to the
people what gaeaAaY no ID aud
would have received many more votes
than he will now receive.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

Allow us to commend again the Re-
publican county ticket to the careful
attention of the voters of the county.
Each member of it is well known
resident who enjoys the confidence of
all. Each is tax payer and is there
fore individually, interested in the
material welfare of the county and
will do all in his power to advance
its interests; Nach is capable and in
dustrioqs. They are all men who
have successfully cared for their own
business and who can be depended
uponte attend with equal care and
ability TO the business of the county.
They are men, too, who Will attend per-
sonally to the duties of the respective
offices for which they have been
nominated, so that there ia no reason
why the people of the county should
not trust them and give them their
votes. With such worthy ticket as
they now present the Republicans OF
the county many confidently expect
success at the polls next Tuesday.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
LAND OFFICE AT BENSON, MINI, /,

Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim
and that said proof will be made before the
Minnesota, on November 18th, 1884. viz: John
Dohman, prescription ID. s. No. 1897, for the
nwtS swA and Lots and 2 Section s, Town
ia, Mango Al.
He names the following witnesses to prove
hts continuous residence upon, and cultiva-
ton of, said land, viz: John @. Leuthard,
Franz Marty, Joseph Schmid and Anton
Loehr. all of Morris, Stevens county, Mimi.
Al ID. s. HALE, Register
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
J. A. JOHNSON.

DR.. Charcot has decribed to the
French Academy of Sciences some re-
sesearcnes by Mons. Mairet which
tend to confirm the notion that phos-
phorus is essential to brain work.
They are cheap, Gloves and Mittens
at II. J. MoORE's.
Wood turning and Scroll saving, at
f.. F. HILLS
A big drive in teas at Spurr's all the
time.
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tan,iIaieil SUG;
BY A. C. Il,

B1 a. y. IL,
Hail the brave Knight, with plume so Whit
Now waving DER his noble brow,
Whilcwith him comes, mid laundering drum
The soldier hero-conqueror now.
Hurrah for Blaine and Logan
Swell loud the Trump and Slogans!
Cleveland the Ounce comes forth fos once,
Out of his dem 80 ! ): 'iH =
With HehdeEicks wed, tile coppcrhead.
To capture wireless country linen. -.
Hprrah for Blaine and Logan!
Swell loud the Trump and 'Sioganll
Bad Butler gone and good Saint John,
With Madam Lockwood, let them go,
While Democrats for battle show. p
Hurrah for Blaine and Logan!
Swell loud the Trump and Sloganil
They lead the fight for tEgtii and right,
Prpteetibn tor the laboring man,
And liberty for you and me,
While leading on.the mighty van.
Hurrah for Alainc and Logan!
Swell loud the Trump and SloganH!!
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

John D. Good has large assert
ment of groceries which he is selling
cheap. 1t will pay you to examine
his stock and get prices before buying
elsewhere.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

Evidence accumulates from reliable
sources that Wells will receive q ma
jority of the votes in every county in
the district, not excepting Grant.
The people do not wish nonentity
for Senator and will therefore vote to
have Harris stay at home.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

Fargo Argus: \ prominent bust
ness man in Milwaukee has written to
real estate dealer IN one Of the large
Dakota towns. ''IfBlaine and Logan
are elected will, early in the spring
send you Il large amount of money to
invest Unreal estate. If Cleveland and
Hendricks are elected ] will not feel
safe in sending out q cent,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

WANTED.-A place to work for
board and go To school this winter.
Can come Mt once and stay five or six
months. For address inquire of
County Supt. Johnson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
LAND OFFICE ATFrneus FALLS, MINI, J,

LAND UFFIVE Az FERGUS FALLS, MINN,(
Sept. "a, 1854.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
10 make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of Court for Stevens county, at Morris,
Minnesota, on November Z, 1884, viz: Joseph
II. Reynolds, homestead application No. 6ll9
for the fractional ne4 section 6, town 126,
range Al.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz: Ferdinand Clark, Mrs.
Sarah A. Clark, of Herman, Mimi; Peter A.
Purdy and Samuel Holmes, of Donnelly,
Mimi.
40 BIN. JOHNSON, Register.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

Boston Commercial Bulletin: The
wheat market may indeed be demora-
Ezed, but wheat has an intrinsic value
the crop cannot be watered, neither
can it be forced into q receiver's hands
and it's value eXtinguished.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

A young man and woman in Edin-
burg were fined a shilling apiece fo1
falsely stating in the presence of wit
nesses that they were husband and
wife. According to the Scotch law,
when persons. are thus convicted OF
pretending to be married they are
thereby married in spite of them
selves.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

FOR SALE-NeW house on Pacific
Ave. For terms enquire at the prem
Uses or of L. e. Pierce.
J. w. MCCOON.
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GlcnW0ol.

M9n1ay the gath inst. through the
snow storm caEle the peoples delegates
crowding the court house, who nomina-
ted all entire new set ofcounty officers.
Tuesdy following the regular rum ring
delegates met and made nominations
for the same officers. Now comes the
tug of war. 1t is hoped they will not
forget to vote for Blaine and Logan.
-, ;..ti,.i-s - Z. ~
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29

Education cannot be stolen, and a
business education at La Crosse Rusi-
ness College prevents your being
robbed by sliarpers. See advertise
ment. H. .'h,h9
Consumption, Coughs and Colds
cured ny DR. Kings New Discovery.
Trial Bottles free at Max Buekintin's.
- 49, --a.y4
For vinegar go to Geo. Rowles.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1884-10-29
SAFEGUARDING

here. Now that Mr.. Forsberg has
gone, he is prepared to supply all his
old customers, and Mr.. Forsberg's too,
with the BEST WORK and BEST
STOCK, upon the most Reasonable
Terms offered by any shoemaker be.
tween here and st. Paul.
Give me call and judge for your.
self. Shop at the old stand on
Fifth ST., Opposite Tribune Office.
James ail-ney.