Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-10-15

| cent of the comical mistake she had
made in reading the latter half of Levitt
icus xix, 27.
The victim of "acute malaria" didn't
get home until As A. M. and then he
was in a condition. The next day he
laid all the blame on the doctor. 81
told you how I felt" he said, reproach-
fully, ''and you said 7 ought to take
something, and so went and took it,"
."Great Scotland, yes" replied the man
of medicine; shut you went beyond the
prescription. I told you to take some
thing and you went straight away and
took everything"
AT the Point des Arts in Paris is
blind man, who carries board around
his neck with sign: Blind by birth
and by accident" "See here, my good
man." said passer by, "can you tell us
how you happen to be blind by birth
and by accident at the same time ?"
easy enough" said the old man. "You
see I'm blind by birth myself, and I've
bought out blind man who did bust
ness on the other side of the bridge.
He was blind by accident"
Few young women begin married
life under such terribly disheartening
circumstances as Miss Louisa Alexandra
Williams Wynn, daughter of Sir Wat
kins Williams Wynn, whose wedding
was publicly celebrated in Welsh vii
lagos named Llangadfan, Llanuwchllyn,
Llanrhaiadr, Llangedwyn, Rhydy-
croesan, Pontfadog, Llansaintffraid
Glyn Ceriog, Trawsfynydd, Llanyblod-
vel, Llangyniew, Llanbrynmair and
Machynlleth.
So far this year, Patti and Charley
Reed have been the recipients of the
most tasteful floral tributes given on the
stage here. On last Monday night the
plain comedian was entirely lost to view
behind his flowers. AS he crawled out
and came to the footlights to receive
the last and most gorgeous piece, he
took bird's-eye view of them all. I'M
mediately he assumed worried look,
like that of man who has unexpected
bills to pay. Turning apprehensively to
| the audience, he said in a very confden-
tial manner, 81 didn't order all of these"
i San Franciscan.
Mrs. DE BRowNE-"I have seen sew
eral of your paintings, Mr.. Palette, and
dOulII0 Uu0u1 1u1LuouS0Iy. uhI. dIIoGtS
(amateur artist Jaw, thanks, my dear
madame, thanks; you're very kind, I'm
sure" Mrs. De Browne-"I think that
your style is very similar to that of the
French artist, MISSIONER, particularly
SO as regards color and perspective"
Mr.. Pallette-"Do you think so? Aw,
it is not infrequent in the profession for
one artist to unconsciously follow the
style of another artist, y'know; but still
it seems rawther strange. / am quite
sure that Meissonier has never seen any
of my work. New York Sun.
WHEN the summer is departing and
the year is growing old, when the for
ests are assuming richest hues of red
and gold, when softer, deeper azure
tints the cloudless, MONDAY skies, and
the sunsets give us chances of the walls
of paradise; when the song-birds have
departed to a region less austere, and
their melody, mellifuous, greets no
more the longing ear, when the wild
goose flying southwark of approaching
winter warns, and the earth's ripe fruit
age, garnered, safely lies in sheltering
barns; when the nights are growing
chilly and more welcome is the sun-it
is then the thrifty goldman adds dollar
to the ton Somerville Journal.