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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03
Gi:ulll,ns ulnte1-- fcnl.c5.


4 THE PROTECTIVE EMPLOYMENT
- .,r.-,.-,, A. nv. ~ ~ J.r York,
IS H. fl.Js5lia. sssr,tlrv g. A kaLLo5G, Attorney.
s'oac, l,l , ar3'' n.y.. a' o.'' 5i 's3'~
rrotv, lni 81 .'lr--l. i.'i, ,..t., ,l'-..
ore ac entities patrons t0 ts privilege of al tl'' ,ft
Ta. .ae.s6i us io4oHaf alfe''''r' have been in
.,..,r.A .irer'..4..a',, ,esp ''lr one ,n'', r,.s
a9 gf.6 aal l GE'&aass'gyf,s,n family coas 40
D@rp-E aai -iW- american Protestant go p. az
"'@'t' -ia'iuts-Iiorors y competent so O. az
"WtiI1r--.or cUANRrH"oRE aHi EW-rhoronsh-
,95N ani lAi Nuli.-- GOOD or. and thorough aun-
lf...s. I'D, or country. 40. fa. d. l.iIl BROADWAY
WI R-I-i.n.l.h Ir.t. tlaf Infants thoroughly com.
Fc'"oK ul ASSIST NA-u.--,oth Protestant No.l B.
q, rf.f-nta-.-ocmm Protestant, thoroughly com.
N D.
',ooN-fis-ca.s. private ismiy. no Ia az LIZ
FREE TO EMPLOYERS - Frst-class
y cooks 2 .nfrr-aes housevorkrrs Ct anhermais ValI-
"s'e' white or slRS2AS- iSs s"f ip 's59 e,havo
COMPETENT woman to ~ ont by the day,
Y offotlseln work t0 tie house best city reference
1,nnk Nv "a resnertrb lr woman I'm private
Y flmiy. beat OF city reference from last emit yer Nah
TOOK-Bv am American Protestant woman
he given from rr..entenpoJcr n histcas ph'he lam
i' H' e.. tribune uptown once ,2'a Rrofdray
IOOk -Hv a respectable roioied woman ga
erstciass ,onh IN iivaa family beat ~ tifl ieri-
rures a. Nest l1th a. "a nHHr
f'uOK - Understands nll kind7 ct aonr7
neaia aui taknat vHnh assisi WIN nii n fsinai
,r ~ country b,st ,y references s'- Nrsi Ae's' Vh
AlehtNarF
funk,=Nhn understands tho Requirements
~ hef position in sect ti.ss family e,rpl'rl feN'
rtrs "a u, elliesa iAA iihe'ei h.A tlh Az '' "'''
,lHs hnnH
NOOk aud LAtNnitas,=ill irspurlhhln
,...n tu s,. ptl Al family ~ hnariing huhau has
good f,e',n'e Ia Wet INA At J." no p"''''''
NuOk -iAeelirni family cook, good lauhitnasI
~ n wuins aud ubiishHi beat ey 'eiSisAsas' "a" "
hGil uui hlvAhWag
NOOk smart, Young, able and obliging
y nutca,, soaps desssIts aide dshes
Ice II bread los oC Willing " Nash sad h9ni .,v OF
oonni To. STEADY place ~ 273 oh ave AGAR IVA o., w
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Gelp tOanic0.

CTENOGRAPUER wanted 90 work Rom
- irrt,r s. DO wan f.1 good c',rk
Address "HAHDNAht" Tribune Office.
VNANTED-An OFFICE BOY. i 10 IS
~ yc.r. %. ages one residing with hs parents must Doc
zoos! lt4.lu and Sell ll .t Adj l3s
u II, b. O. station il, NewNo.S city.
EUANTED.-Ladics and young men in city or
" country wishing o cllu + o. rJ ay ai t4eli l-es
u..nr work furnished and sent hy l il} a.ttnce
Ior particulars address. with stamp Ctf lALlIlLD
I'4i. 40 CO.,, 05 West tl-st. eiuuAi4 ONO
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Dfsssinasgt1,

ARTISTIC Dki.S SMAkiNu at short notice
y and Teasnahls prices nttiB4 unequaliedi evening
drtssosa specially HAbAMI JAMMts. the celebrated
French hiisi, 80 West lSth-sL
ElKST-CLAss dress and cloak maker wishes
j engagements ~ the day al homo reasonable .Ss
hast l4lLst
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LsaaL NeLltss

NOTICE 10 CREDiiOiis,-it Ia the inlen-
~ 4lal ~ safah b. Mead vifs at Melvin q Mpii 30.
aaea late Ut Albany y & Apply los letters Of ainnis
rlIA oA iAe eslaa sf The SAID deceased, under TDes
uof u ZIG tO0e D eva Procedure All sIeiius sai
use ae heIenV ndhoi 20 p,essat their e,ins assus
deceased % the Surrogate 90 the county al ADsly
y =, 1rlute the ia day " DeCeuibHr, l5oA
Ss'sa Albany, AOselaber H. 1884. go , -
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Proposals.

NAVY PAY OFFICE.
q STATE.sr.. NEN-i UEk. lee |. 1884
DROPOSAIS i'm duplicate. sealed and IN
dar-ei on envelope Bi1 for suppl ~ Advert sell vi
D. wed NJ ti- or q until ~ eek Decem o. 30 "a
r. TO- lowing supplies ~ the heal quality tO be dryerd
ID fis days morn date OF DEF nee OF expense At Tie
NAVY Aifn Npv-l orb
BUREAU OF STEAM FNGINfFRlNG.
F.fhris anI toilets Drills Anti ? rCtOn Metal Tube
ifes Brass Wire Iron Brass Elbows Iron Hipe an
ile fgnss
tsre- schedules which 20 seen an fls onice
1sid
right s reserved 10 reject any ~ al hi' that mar not
- i'e.H'Ii airani aarHia go thf Nuve' nf1eHt
30 NnalH sHfttlre Required FOO thn pruHut az f4il
" .feir ~ flr siprhes awarded
2 iHt fsfHIa WI De- fnfuiahpi a. fhia nNfs
ls nai properly sisnt4i ana certified vi net vrn4i
- az MAJ
rst ~ Too Nilpi siaiss Natt -
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Ciip i)rouerin tuiltle1

xNANTED.-For cash customer. building
w ON Nai.l or iiont e.. near lQeniies sin
FTIANUR WHI1fNG peakmanst
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rms, ,,.,,. ,N9,IlcT-' IA orrrv.
,.o,, r,,.n 81 io,w" %So.,r.,, nr,.rn
noTHN1i oia ..g peg "a. m
o HON .oay 6ej Il. a. 90.
C.Inn,t.it. SD .-IIIi.ll,
rates. ll.i..taal p..t.s. o+.,. Itt b1"-af 'r .n,
II B,tw.,n N,p.yor'. iai lnvr. ,,,.......
HHEHi.U -aa,i. 49,. = u,ms.ns b.c ; r. ~
t.,it ~, l.a,,o .... Wailetiar. u ~. j. a. ~
Da...t gga,.e rtflt.a an'iu., st- oltls 1llIn
4rn''''i' - ,,.a ,.ag,g.,si-,,
NUlON LINE.
- 5lNjitrD .f51-> NE5 Iiyfif55l.
wyoN2 ..... aeaT. 1919
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NIcSC6N -IN ............ l..,r Ii. 2ejo m
,sbnr l.-'<. l..l tl-l1 ,.i..l9-. s-J 4li .-l)j
'6FFiicE. 49, =, aa5n0NlT orloN eco.
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AMBi ~ ANthIlAN -. NDN IlNt TOT
1Iiii't['D'' Dt' an. f-t.,lA - w., I..Ip "a
Fir. ann -, - oo ~, .r-.r,sl.t lowest ra, +.
Hsoatg 81. ipre. SEN I'r~ lg'r,' oal-'
ceu.Astsol bf'tl.t,N.Y Gen. P4' ACTS. ~ i.".y sly.
ENAlAN LINE OF STEAMERS,
~ o l5,I, .i,in,I ''"N An 4 H. p, & a -
Cl43S 2E s HSllN -"tai.' Do - j. "a
c,p1v I F(.-, & y, a. '' la.-fs .,...;1
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~-op.rrl crp,rA ToyD ~ cn
" .~llonI E!oirl 40 IoNgoN..
LLa-Vet D,c b 80 d. d. IS .~aj ssi 6.l.. -pm
frLuAWea.nrIoll fblm iInrp.-l,' ID ~. .pn
iron NEN YORK I1 LpND1N. HANitt ana blitNlN,
IA s.tsll' -,'.s,.r l.ist tb.a --5. --e9a S.a ~
o.-,,.., ,-..'ss.. ,' ,eee. ... 'l'.. ,....
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Qrsau Steamers.

<NtitnE LINE, 1, \, NAH. STEAMSHIPS
~ Nt AHnNW va inNrnN nrnNN
rt,na V,ui Nutth ti,e, NsN 81 iptst
Afzaift fp,. 81 - Antlo ia.itt. lNf 2A ~
IVvana. l'pn lA ~ so Nhtaes'a.i w.. .iI g
iahiuTtaat4h faA eat rtNrHiUlass =
htffA sl uG tNNpnN hrHhN. Ella
HAH4hat 0.,lis ats rataiua iiea H NhAi.e a. haHhs
throughout tr-laat nosahA Aai iteAab aha s' i"i -"
HG fHs6N BHorHEHs. Asents sowhss dIeea.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03

- Nrw aui dr,,t hue e. the south ot Franco
NFN NONk ANu BORDEAUX btht. L.
IuATV 81 NotfI'AI ..... saturday NuF. 80. Do a.
tUAItAI "A Ap4Nfr siur,iay. bct. So
iroW lrfutiC.- Iutu Naii.st trrrfl hinnkth
Traveller. Cor FRANCO span aut lfNT ffr'h''A RAJ
Ncr Vt viii save flme mi Expense hv tteug tl-InA 800
INST Oimn Including Nlnf 80 ntllo second ANN go
' '' D.. IT, BOrLANGER. 80 Be4ycI--t
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NXALL STEEET BANK.
european advertisements.

4 RESPONSIBLE and wcil-qualited mcr-
chant 90 Berlin, VITA lr-tcas, icrn' wants to act
GENERAL AGENT FOR Good AMERICAN FIRM
for tho cry ~ Berlin Germany. Coresp ondeucc II
desired. JOB lugls1
Addle.-J < H0fq
Care 4uIllyA 70 l-eD. 40
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Dee Cream.
Go Whom II Map Concern.
Copdrincrshlp Nollce5.

AIR. WV. II. HASCY rctres this day from
w the nrm ~ RUFUS ADAMS q co. The hu, ness VAL
De- continued 40 the present address or tho
RUFUS ADAMS - CO., lOs broadway.
November Do l-si
- HHOAuN AY NtN. NoRN, Dee / l,-4.
MIR. GERARD b. SCRANTON Is a partner
VA IN this linn from tAs date
F. X. WILLARD & 90.
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Chicago, milwaukee and St. PaUI
Railway Company.
PRINCIPAL rrtnhie INV Z 1914
,r,s,e., ,'n,s eie ,rpr.e, eaa ipty :

torroV poVrz g. 600 rA,n M nav ~ rtnt7.
frurh ~ tur NAMt go ftotrrr7 a.
thL COMPANY uFrt, g.
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Situations t0mlsA fsmalea,


HuAMnEEMAip-ny Welsh Protestant
y wUant experienced. wutns toasiist WITH ether wofA
eooi oty fuisran,e call Two days a-7 Nos1 l0lhst at
",.' ',',s 49,. -.
Ell AMhLkMAlp AMI W Al IkENS.-A Young
" e lately landed Shes situations reference 30 Last
,,,'',.p,r,I,r - -, ,Irpi,-- -
( 'i.Nn IN VI, anu W ~ - a 10y u
- SognE Flt IN private Ahy D,si cry ioi''eA'''
/,u,,tptp,,1In 81 v,IrprSS H.
[ ilNNnI ~ VI w anu w ~. N ~ "
Niu a .l 'l ~, '"'iiy 'N''''i' 4'''
V,K,ITy WASHING, III r., = rc-ncc1oIIc
woman to do family washing 1T her own residence Az
West lOt-st. between "ih ana loih a,c-., "a noor
I,LNEpAJ upTNENpRk r., voun,,
t a',,i',i - - A., ,- - ,nv C,r ~, s.tr
ave. store.
ItENEpA IIDT'~EWOpE -nv a n.at
1 it-' - N'', - - -, ~ " "'''
- ''''i IL t''" '' '''''' ''''y' ''' .'"''''
" chargeof baby from BIRTH or bring aby up on tho
hitAri '"'l N t'hi Vt cam" en- 'H' D''t > 'c''
cne'. o. west -'''t
CT SNEN okh.-By Two w., Irote,tant girls
'''''"~ |' -''"'' 7 N'' ~ "a rroadWav
EOl'SEMORK.-Bv rc,uectable girl No.
| ioa tosf N ,t'st. I'm aoer 7
yrOr-SrVORK I've Swedish rirI civ ar
49,, ., ~ - 80 .,, ',, ~ 80 49, '''' VI
''"'''
VI oEh Ell ~ It mrd', slhall, I,I, .l
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COACHNAN and GROON.-By frst-cl.

IOACHMAN.-By a first class man. who thor
- ougl understand, tho horses aud carriages:
careful ely dryert tea years reference from is 1.t
piogrr all or address Is. II, West j2lsr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03

" eise ir sale 81 900 e0o ~ he ~he,a ne"is Al ~
PJiee efDi eev cen. - taga~Fs issh te"pe" pas
hle ssa delivered bsis'o Ja"aaD 4 a. ihe ep,ie
oi purchasers
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EOOhhEEfER.-By one who l. comp tent,
- liable and rec0nmcliti vii De Open fOr an ca.
gageueu fair salary l6 years with pga-eat enr oyer
Address MACHINERY. Tribune once.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03

These Bonls are thedircct on saron % the CHICAGO M
walkocaud 20 Paul Hallway Company atd form pant ol "
total ISSUE of ~ secured Nv MORTGAGE dated 'uY J,
ie-4 ON Real Estate ln the Ccsof CO. caeo ami Milwaukee
together With the buildings structures and improvements
thereon.
The mortgage decd provides M 100 further honi' slal ho
under Obs. mortgage. beyond he f3o0oulo now ~
arrd uutu uc Company SHAH have purchased additional
Real I.ate IN the Cites ~ chicago or Milwaukee or have
made Improvement. cn the landanl premises wh hcy lave
therein conveyed ami then NOT exceeding c COST o. sl,h
-fr,.4... or irlrrnVompuf4
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-03

AsfMUITANtoU7 ISSUE - MADE ~ LoNnoN ht
MIs-Hs BLAkt hnNtutit ~ ~ co..
t9 GnF HAM HOUSE.
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~ married small family understands business Al
a. branches careful city driver lu.t a. ngaeeli viii 30
three city
FROM pres ut employer call or address r. - nbuns Up
town nllne. / - LIl.AMny.
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IVAN lED.-A position by young man, ~
w eght spogisnco travelling sales.
man r New yoI& house bonds snsa
u required. Address IA. T.. L.. lltbuno ONCE
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Gllldllons UIlteo IN les.

4 DYER .1SEMENTS FOR THE NEW
n YORK TRIBUNE Will BE RECEIVED At ~
UPTOWN OFFICES. No l,.l5 Broadway corner tllffy
ersist. untI ?. and sos vest T~eutyrlst, corner
Eighth ave. No 1873 FOulth-se. corner E0n te, nfh.
80 Inr.lve. corner Forty sevcnihst Nos 1907 rhss.
ave. -.xfeh..t. and ~ the HARLEM )FFlCE. 80
Ihrt ave. corner lnchunIreia ud.tWcuLy alth.sI -
D. It regular Jiis
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@ ~ OOnO Z per cent, $1,000. $1,000
p N.VjV ooos per cent net Frs, mortsag 90, on
rTestmcnt cali and invfetii~te ~ IS Liberty At y.
ftv TRAIT ~ CONE egotators ~ Real Estate Loans
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-19
STREET TALk In Bosros.

How's your colds" About the same thank you
How's yourss" About the same
the late John Phoenix be accented SIS an author
ity the above questions and form the
greeting of any two citizens Of Boston when they meet
But 1t Is likely the hunorist exagerated the facts
Nevertheless Boston is remarkable rlace for colds
Indeed not only in bleak New England but thruughout
great Tart Of the Middle States host of people cough
themselves into their collins every year. Our long
Northern winters and tickle weather do it. oCtol-r's
falling leaves signals of arrroachng lung
for which the soft airs Of June too rarely prove an
The won't ills often cured yet it is always the
highest wisdom to accept no needless risA Latent
weaknesses developed and old troubles made WORSE
and often fatally what is called nothing but COM
mon cold" cold means general fererishness and
congestion all the system. Warmth is life, cold
when fnishei-s death And although that dread NAL
ady consumption is peculiar TO the northern zones,
coughs and colds universal and surest defense
against them is Benson's Capcine Porous Plaster.
This great external remedy is well and widely
known that is only necessary TO mention briefly the
particulars in which il excels all others:
First II is quick and active in its operation In dct
contrast TO the old fashioned rastsr which dull
torpid slow and uncertain Second. il contains metli-
cinal ingredients of the highest efficacy in and
original form of combination Third it pleasant and
clearly to use
In all cases of coughs and colds and of pains in the
back, chest and sides arising ther from, BESsoSs CAP
CINE PoRoCs TLAsTERs excel all other remedies in the
power to soothe and heal Decided relief is usually
perienced i'll few hours For local rheumatism lum-
bago and all troubles of the kidneys stomach and bow
els they have the Warm appreciation of the medical
profession.
seabury johnson, Pharmaceutical Chemists, NY
1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-19
A WOlllan,s Way.

From the Chicago Inter-Ocean.
Let me have five two-cent stamps please, ~
said lady to the retail stamp clerk In the post
office yesterday.
"Yessum," he said, handing them out.
Cant you let me have them in one piece?'
she asked.
Certainly, ma'am," said the clerk. "Can !
send them home for you:"
ION, no; l don't live tar-only on the North
Side-and l an going right home. l wouldn't
want to put to the trouble"
NO trouble at all" said the clerk. 81 haven't
much to do to-day, and could very easily spare
an hour"
every much obliged" said the lady, smiling
sweetly. Dear me-" she sad putting on a
stamp. What hOrrid bother it is to stamp
letters. Why can't we send letters and let the
postofce send in their bill once month";
They might just as we'll, p" said the clerk SYM
pathizingl y. "I'Il mention the fact in my next
message to Congress-"
''Will you? How nice! But you mustn't men,
] tion my name. Say the Idea was suggested by
North Side society lady, won't you?"
Certainly, ma am, )" said the clerk.
sent to Gerty," said the lady, buttoning her Cos
samer. Gerry is the sweetest girl-going to
| VaSsar now"
How does Gerty like Vassar?" asked the
clerk.
oh Gerty likes vassar first rate: only she
says they don't see much company"
| Paper! All about the electiOf!" screamed a
newsboy.
Dear me!' exclaimed the lady, Ibid they
have an election yesterday! Who is President
now"
'Arthur, l believe" said the clerk.
''Why, thought Arthur was President last
year,"
Eyes. but he is still President"
What was the election for, them"
"FOr gaugeIs of marmalade and inspectors of
hot biscuit. said the clerk
oh. well, hope they'll get good. good men,
l attended the Women Con gress awhile ago,
and you know it was decid ed that the ladies
ought to take more interest in public affairs
Well goodbye" and she sailed away
''WhO is that woman" asked the next man
in line, who was shaking and shiverng with
rage.
Dust me i'll know" said the clerk
And the outflow of stamps proceeded
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-19
Wrecked On the Pacific.

COrr. LONDON DAILY News
1t is a far cry from San Francisco to Yoko-
hama, the distance seeming the greater by rea-
son OF the loneliness of the way Nineteen
days have been occupied in crossing 4. 700 miles
OF water and during all that time till within a
hundred miles of Yokohama we did not see a
sail or other sign of human life. Life of any
kind except that borne along by the shin her
self has been curiously absent One day a
missionary from Illinois created some excite
ment by discovering whale; but it turned out
to be only a porpOise. Opportunities for obser-
wing the common objects of the sea are limited
in Illinois. But for the albatross the great
waste OF water bounded by the horizon would
be absolutely lifeless
wreck on the Atlantic is bad enou oh. but q
wreck ON the Pacific is almost hopeless So. On a
recent passage of one of these steamers the
lookout discovered far on the lee wat looked
like an abandoned junk. Bearing down upon
IL, signs OF life were noted, and q boat was pre-
pared for the rescue. The steamer, bearing
close down upon the junk and having too much
way on her, passed it. Whereupon eight half
starved Japanese, who had been eagerly
watching her approach, believing the steamer
was after all abandoning them, flung them
selves upon the deck with a despairing shrek,
anu all tnat could be seen was half a dozen
skeleton hands waving over the bulwarks of
the Junkwa mute appeal to reent and rescne
them When the japanese were taken off they
could scarcely crawl across the deck of the
steamer, ana one died the same night deliriOus
with his first meal 1t was junk, rice laden,
and had been driven out to sea by typhoon.
Ihree long months they had been tossing about
on the lonely Pacific, hungrily scanning the
horizon, and never a sail had they seen till the
steamer hove in sight They had subsisted
wholly on raw rice, and, it fortunately being
the rainy season. had found q bare but sufficient
supply OF water. Under the unremitting care
OF their rescuers the seven Japanese recovered
health and strength. Indeed before being
landed at Yokohama they were we'll enough to
roundly abuse the captain for having burned
their waterlOaged junk after saving them, and
to threaten an action for damages.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-19
VEzlX CLDSE-NOUTHED.
The Woman WHO Wouldn't Tell n
Secret for tlse World.
From the Somerville journal.

From the Somerville Journal
Were bound to be equal to you men," said
the Masons wife; 1--WE formed a secret society
of our own last night" Indeed" said the
worshipful master. composedly; then hope,
my dear, your project will be successful. Is it a
benevolent society. or WHAT" That's none of
your business. It's a secret society," and we've
sworn 10y solemn oath not to diyulge ANYTHING
relating to it," Very good. my dear" obser-
we'd the worshipful master returning to his
paper; I'm sure do not wish You to violate
your oath" 1T wouldn't matter il YOU did I
wouldn't. You keep your secrets close enough
ana to think OF that stupid Mrs. Fur5eluw
she could recOllect neither the grip nor the
sign 1t took Us an hour TO teach her. When
! gave her the Sign. like this (suits the action
to the world. she would make it in this way,
ha. ha Her stupidity would have been exasper-
atlng il it hadn't been ridiculous. and as for
learning the grip why, she would have it that
1t was this way-giye me your hand a minute
there, she would have it that way while it was
this way: and the password. she couldn't keep
II In her memory for two minutes. Over and
over again told her it was BE lust and fear
not, and she would have it. Swear not at all.
or. DO unto Others as You would be done by
liza. ha we almost despared of getting it Through
her head. But we managed to make her under
stand at last. Oh. yes. we are going to have a
f1Ourishing society and can be as secret
about it as you men are about yours" Then
the lady went off to attend to her household
duties. and the wOrshipfu master hid his face
behind his paper and smiled.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-19
DO.
The Antithcsis Of 'sDon't',-Addressed
to Young Ladies.

From the New York Mail and Express
Do be natural; poor diamond Is better than
good Imitation.
DO try to be accurate, not only for your ow n
sake, but for the sake OF your set; the incapac-
ity Of the female mind for accuracy is q standing
argument against the equality of the sexes
Do, at least once in while, reflect most
things, If worth consideration at all. look differ
emily upon reflection.
Do, If man says he loves you, try to find out
what he means by it; good many men love
themselves when they imagine they are loving
you.
Do, II you hear a scandalous story, even from
your bosom friend, forget it; try to remember
only what is to the credit of Others.
DO be exact in money matters; every debt
you incur means loss to some one, probably to
some one less able than you to bear it.
Do answer your letters soon after they are re-
cefved and do try to reply to them with some
relation to their contents: rambling. ill-con-
sidered letter Is satire upon your education.
Do, when you talk keep your hands still.
Do observe; the faculty of observation, well
cultivated, makes practical men and women.
DO attach as much Importance to your mind
as to your body.
Do try to remember where you put your
gloves and card case; keep the former mended
and the latter filled
Do recOllect that your health is more impor-
tant than your amusement you can live with
out one. but you'll die early without the other
Do try to be sensible; 1t is not particular
sign OF superiority to talk like a fool.
| Do put your harpins in so that they will stay;
1t looks slovenly, to say the least, to see them
half dropping out.
| Do be ready in time for church; If you do not
respect yourself sufficiently to be punctual
respect the feelings of other people
Do get up in time for breakfast.
Do remember that to read a novel while YOU
are dressing is not good way to begin the
day.
Do avoid causes of irritation in your family
circle; do reflect that home ia the place In
which to be agreeable.
Do be reticent; the world at large has no in
terest In Your private affairs.
Do cultivate the habit of listening to others
| 1t Will make you an invaluable member of So
ciety, to say nothing OF the advantage 1t will be
TO you when you marry; every man likes to talk
about HIMSELF good listener makes a delight
| full wife.
Do speak inteigibly, and not as if you had
pebbles in your mouth; and do remember that
| your nose was given you to breathe through and
not as vehicle of sound.
| Do lift your feet when you walk; shutting
| gait Is exceedingly unbecOmng; Venus, be very
sure, never shutfled, although she only wore
sandals.
| Do be contented; martyrs" are detestable: a
cheerful happy spirit is infectious; you can
carry 1t about with you like sunny atmosphere.
Do be strictly truthful; do avoid exaggeration;
II you mean mile. say mile and not mile
and half; If you mean One say one, and not a
dozen.
Do sometimes at least. allow your mother to
know better than you do; she was educated
before you were born.
Do sign your full name to your letters.