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The Mistake Some Actrosse. Mako.

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Actors and actresses are queer people.
They have an impression that when they can
attract public attention in their profession,
or art, rs they like to call 1t vaguely, whether
it be in n song AMI dance, a costume, or a bit
Of acting, THAR attempts in all other direc-
tions of art proper are Mt once something far
beyond the average. When an actress begins
to get advertised in tho country newspapers
as pretty, and graceful, and talented, she takes
1t for granted TINT everybody must believe
what the newspapers say and that sho need
strive no further for reputation as an act.
ress. That is already established. She i'm.
medintely starts in to daub, and she show
sympathetic and fond admirers her "pict,
ures,n and succeeds in getting notices for
work that the merest beginner in painting
would be scolded for.
Being IN nctress, no study is necessary.
All art is one. Some OF them have tried to
write books; some of them plays; some OF
them sougs-all bad. Sam Bernhard took
to sculpture, but nobody took much interest
saw FOR n brief spell; then she had to put her
coffin in her studio to keep up the talk. Ac.
tresses have tried a great many arts, but
somehow 1t Inns always been discovered that
it was mainly a mistaken idea OF art, super.
induced by the vanity of advertisement
Indeed there is only one nrt the average
nctress ever really never attempts, and that ia
the art OF acting,
, 1884-06-17
GENTLEST HANGMAN
To Be Found in All the State of
Arkansaw.
How Ii sheriff OF windrow County
Manages TO Have the Pro-
ANN Pnss or Har-
m~onlousIy.



The sheriff of Windrow county, ArkausRw,
Is one OF the g~entlest haDgmen in the state.
He began life as q philanthropist, something
after tho manner of Hawthorne's HoTings.
worth, with a desire TO reform criminals
After many experiments, and many
years Of study, he decided that
the best way to reform a muir
derer was to hang him. Yet, he has lost
none Of his gentleneSs- His touch is so full
OF mesmeric kindness, that victims have
often complimented him. Like Sir! Isaac
Walton, he impales the worm without hurt
ing it. Several days ago, John Wheezmore,
n w~ellknown gentleman, was hanged in
Windrow county. Mrd W~heezmore and tho
sheriff had long been friends, and when the
death sentence was passed by the court, the
sheriff began to busy himself in making ar
rangements tending to the comfort of his
friend. He secured the best rope to be found
in the market, and so great was his desire not
to Inconvenience his old associate, that he
lined the moose with silk. .
A large crowd assembled to witness the
performance. Tho sheriff explained how
solicitous he had been, and how earnestly he
desired Mr.. W~heezmoro's part In the pro-
grhmme to pass or -harmoniously.
John" said he, mo one ever pulled a bet
ter rope than this. 1t cost ~ cents more
per pound than the rope snatched last week
~ AaAab hAi HlB25A- N b
Mr.. Wheezmore pressed in silent gratitude
the philanthropic hand Of his friend.
"rhis silk rope" the sheriff continued,
lyon will find to be as comfortable as a vel
vet collar. Many a poor man, roughly
jerked from life and the bosom OF an appro-
ciative community, would AVE dropped the
great glistening tear of joy at tho sight OF
such a soft loop, but John, remember that
the fortunes of this life should not make lis
proud and forgetful of those who are not SO
highly favored All" arranging the moose
around the condemned mans neck, "did you
ever have anything more comfortable No
matter how tightly you wear the silk collar,
it won't hurt you"
"But," whispered the victim, "wil | not
run the risk Of taking cold when this warm
nechgoar is removedP
"oh, no. You will mover take cold any
mCre.p
Say" with Il sudden sense of peril, "won't
all this fine business kill me just the Same as
though it were an ordinary roper
ooh, yes, John, but, hang It, look how
much more comfortable you will feel"
Can't you case me downl l don't want the
reporters to get in their dull thud work.
Easing you down would make no differ
ence, for the reporters would say that you
thuddod. RcadyT"
"Yes.n FEB
$50 long"
Zipl SO perfect had been the arrangements
that Mr.. Wheezmore expressed no dissatis.
faction, but swung to and fro as though it
were an every day business. Yes, the sheriff
Of Windrow is the gentlest man in Arkan-
sayy. -
, 1884-06-17

EVERY presidential campaign brings
out a new word or expression, or gives to
an old one a new and extended applica-
ton. The expression dark horse first
applied by sporting men to the unexpect.
ed winner of n horse race and afterward
given a political Specification blythe novel
list Thackeray, has now become an import-
ant phrase. GBulldoze, y which until a
few years ago was scarcely known, was
brought into great favor in Republican
papers in relation to the Southern outrage
mill during the Tilden campaign. This
seasons campaign is not yet very far ad-
vanced, but another beautiful and express
sive word has come to light, The word is
''mugwamp," and is applied to an indi-
vidual with inordinate cranial develop
ment and small abilities who imagines he
can run a political convention before he
gets there, and is scarcely recognized long
enough to even second a motion.
, 1884-06-17
"ccntrIruEaI, Butter and cheese.

lShitdBO lFlDune-
A machine called the centrifugal was in.
troduced in the cheese factories at Elgin the
first of the year, and about thirty OF them are
now in use in that section. 'fhe machines
cost about 5000, and are rather complicated.
The milk is raised to tepid temperature on
being brought to the factory, and is then run
through the machine, which makes T,OOl
revolution per minute. Every particle of
cream is extracted from the milk. Between
four and four and three-fourths pounds OF
butter is obtained from each 100 pounds of
milk. The sldm-milk and tho cream are dis.
charged through separate pipes. The former
undergoes the usual process Of making cheese,
producing n tough, tasteless article. In re-
gard to the quality Of tho butter there is
some difference Of opinion, the prevailing
iiea being that it is not so good an article as
tho ordinary butter, but tho chess factory
men seem To be satisfied with the results OBJ
tanned.
, 1884-06-17
- Editor.

SENATOR BRowN's reply to Senator
Hoar in the Senate yesterday will be gen
orally looked upon as giving the latter his
everlasting quietus on the subject under
discussion. To fair minded persons the
3 original position assumed by the Senator
from Georgia, that immortality was not
alone confined to Utah, but even invaded
the sanctifed precincts of Massachusetts,
households, was perfectly allowable con
sidering the Startling array of sta
tistics by which he was backed.
The reply Of Senator Hoar was strik-
ingly weak and his line of argument
could only be assumed by a man found
ering about for something to say. To do
him Justice, however, the Senator was
placed in an awkward position when
obliged to bolster up Massachusetts, NOR
ality. His %sneering illusions TO Geor-
gia's slavery days and his inuendoes re
garding the mulatto children were ably
met by Senator Brown who showed that
Georgia was not originally a slave
holding colony while Massachu-
sets was; that some of her original
slaves Georgia secured from the old Bay
state, where at That time the same peculiar
tawny color among children was quite
epidemic. When the Massachusetts,
people place themselves on the footing of
ordinary humanity, and candidly acknow-
ledge they are possessed of a few human
f%railties, their opinions on questions of
morality will be worthy of more considera-
ton than they now receive. So long,
however, as they-wrap themselves in an
icy exterior of rigid and uncomprom-
Using purity, whilst cant and
hypocrisy show forth as conspicuously
as the body of the foolish ostrich which
hides its meagre head in the sand, Just so
long will the wicked world take delight in
their discontinue. Massachusetts, is GER
tainly no better and probably no worse
than any other state in the Union, but
the eternal and everlasting assumption Of
exclusive virtues which are common TO
humanity, and the intense delight taken
in picking flaws in the morals of neigh
bors naturally draws down upon the Bay
State people a just retribution-and they
caught it from the shoulder in this case
sure enough.
, 1884-06-17

philadelphia Chronicle Herald
A Philadelphian, who was lying very sick
in the west, kept piteously calling for shad.
His friends, unable to procure the fish, were
in dispair until n man who had been raised
In the east struck a bright idea.
q "Give him a fine comb fried in batter" be
said, and perhaps he won't be able to tell the
difference"
They gave it to him, and rs the sick mans
teeth struck into the small teeth OF the comb
8 happy smile broke over his face, and he
murmured:
Eyes; that's shad. No other fish has such
a sweet taste and so many bones"
, 1884-06-17

THE COUNTIES or MoSrE-cRIsro. Being
the companion TO Alexander Dumas celebrated
novel OF "The Count OF Monte-Chsto." and fully
equal to that world renowned novel. is in press
and will be published Immediately by I d.
Peterson & Brothers, Philadelphia. 1t Is n work
OF extraordinary power, fascination and intereSt,
while Its greatin plot. incidents and characters.
OF course the Countess Of Monte-Cristo is the
central figure. and on her touching trials.
strange deeds and astonishing exploits the
entire novel hinges. The Countess OF Monte
Cnsto Is, in short. u yertable creation without q
parallel IN fiction. and che book is so highly
wrought and absorbing that It is utterly I'M
, 1884-06-17

Mrs. Mary B. WEIGH, the author of the
Department on Cooking, in Chamber
lain's Household Souvenir, says: II hope
to add my mite TO the prosperity of this
wonderful and well loved West, by giving
to the ambitious and intelligent house
keepers, who help to foster its most vital
interests in the homes over which they
preside, a selection of valuablSrecipe for
preparing in several different ways such
materials as they can command. The
Souvenir is a gratuitOus publication, in
tended to advertise Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy, which
has attained a great reputation by its
5 cody cures of bowel complaints. Hunt
& Whipple, agents.
, 1884-06-17
TnE ST. Louis Republican speaks words

The ST Louis Republican speaks words
of truth and wisdom when it says;
Republican papers that have found no fault
with the brutal earieaturing Of Tilden will do
well IN restrain their Indignation over The treat
ment OF Blaine by the artists. The, rldlcuIe Of
Tilden In the iRnstraiedpa papers has been turned
against his physical misfortunes, but tine ridicule
OF Blaine Is directed against moral qualities
which belong in the category Of sins. not of
misfortunes. II Is brutal to make sport OF
physical defects for which no mnu can be held to
u personal accountability, but there Is no higher
alnG for art enlisted In the work OF politics than
to hold up TO cOntumely and scOTn the personal
dishonesty OF an applicant for the SURFACES OF
the people"
, 1884-06-17

TTTTFT : VlVsI
Woman rips up all the carpets, opens all
the windows, sets a pail of hot water and q
bar Of soap in the middle of the floor, ties up
her head in an old apron and forgets all
about cooking the dinner.
Man goes home, sees the carpets on the line,
doesn't smell any dinner. gets mad and goes
back to the office with an empty stomach.
This seems TO be about all there is OF value
in the art Of house cleaning.
, 1884-06-17

The only St. Louis key beer to be had
in the town. Bond and Lillard whiskey.
Jake Esselborn's cigars town brandy the
best for the money. All and every kind of
lunches. Any kind of imported d~elicac,es.
Elegant rooms for private parties. Ladies
parior. No buns allowed in the house.
JAKE EssELpoRN, Propir.
, 1884-06-17

FOURTH of July promises to be cclebrat-
ed with considerable pompin Cheyenne this
year and for the vigorous and energetic
manner in which the preparatory arrange
ments were pushed the Fire Department
deserves the credit. They have already
lone such effective work that's frst-clnss
celebration is assured.
, 1884-06-17

CANDIDATE LOGAN is a Methodist and
of him a Methodist clergyman in Boston
said the other day that he Joined the
church by telegraph and was baptized by
Observation-Disclosures Times.
, 1884-06-17

possible to skip a single line. 1t will find legions
OF readers, for everybody that has read THE
Count of Monte-C riSto. " viii read THE Countess
of Monte risto. and its popularity is certain to
be yastsand enduring.
, 1884-06-17

THAT Mr.. Blaine is a man of many
faces is perfectly apparent to any one who
has contrasted the pictures of him publish
ed in various papers.
, 1884-06-17

Some special bargains in collars, halters
and harness of all kinds at James Kerr,
CAMS, Eddy street.
, 1884-06-17

Positively the finest toilet soaps ever
brought to this city, at Rhodes < Trox-
nlIs-
, 1884-06-17
Noah,


philadelphia Call
Why was Noah the best broker OF ancient
timesl He could Aoat more stock than my
other man. PUCK. And Ind the entire stock
market unde his control [Boston Post.
With "uuexnmplei facilities for watering IT.
, 1884-06-17

Fine gold filling a speciality. DIR.
Warmer. dentist.
, 1884-06-17

Don't get warm, go and buy a straw hat
nj polorks
, 1884-06-17

young man." said tho landlord, II al
ways ent the cheese-rind.p And the new
boarder replied. AUST SO; l ear leaving this
tor yoLH
, 1884-06-17

The South has 1913 electoral votes and
the North 24s, making 4Ol in all 1t re-
quires 20l to elect u president.
, 1884-06-17

san FRANCISCO Post
~Yes," said Augustus McDude, 81 was
never 50 completely broken up in my life. l
had got right into my seat at the opera be-
fore l found that l had clean forgotten my
kids, and SWEETEST house of the season, too.
Just think OF iti'
@Heavensl' exclaimed his Mortified com
panion: "what did you do-go homer
mo; there was too big a jam to get out, SO
l just took out two silver dollars n held
one in each hand all the evening. 1 thought
the money would be the next best thing, you
know, and 1t answered first rate
And his fellow dudes sucked the heads Of
their canes in specifies admiration.
, 1884-06-17
NOTICE to Matt subssribers,

Those OF our subscribers out Of Cheyenne
who get the LEADER by mail should sec that
they are paid in advance, as ali subscriptions
not so paid are liable to be discontinued.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
st. Paul RejOices Over &
Country Regenerated
and Redeemed.
A Mammoth Procession, Trans
parencies, Illumination and
Fireworks.
The Whole Concluding With a Brief
Speaking Festival at
the Rink.

More favorable W ather for the Democratic
tollifcation considering what the elements
have been doing of late, could hardly be de-
sired; the atmosphere was still and mild
and if a feck of snow did occasionally loiter
in the Silly air and lazily find its way to the
pavement or down TO the spine of some
hapless Republican who was craning his neck
to get view of the GLOBE goose, it neither
dampened the ardor nor detracteI from the
pleasure of the jubilant party in the ascen-
dency.
Eight O'Clock was the time specified for
the start, and soon after seven crowds be-
gan to assemble at the corner of Third and
Wabashaw, where the procession was to
Start. The different divisions formed upon
Wabashaw and other streets waiting for the
march 10 begin SO that they could ''fall into
line"
The procession was headed by platoon
of police. Next came the carriages
and then the Great Western band and then
the Broom Brigade" who went through
their drill as they marched. They were Off
cered by A. NJ. Doherty, the cartcturist, A.
N. Ogle, c. F. Ackerman. Jr., E. NJ, Knox,
n. E. Ferguson, Charles Stevens, Z. C.
Knox and w. Elbrecht and then a large
national banner and transparency "St
Paul Democracy, " followed by another trans
perency, 'P. II. Kelly Manufacturing COM
pany," and cartoons of roosters in colors,
with some $50 employees Of the p. II. Kelly
firm with torches and new brooms and trans
perencies and live roosters. The Second
ward Cleveland and Hendricks club and clubs
from all the other wards followed to the end
of mighty column of jubilant citizens with
every conceivable instrument for making
torturing noises. There were six bands in the
procession.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
Rock Rapids Celebration.

Special Correspondence TO the Globe.l
Rock RAPIDS, Ia, Nov. 22.-The news of
the election Of Cleveland and Hendricks was
received by the Democrats Of this section
with great JOY. So on last Monday night
the Democrats met and determined TO cele-
oraie their victory In itting style. A grand
banquet and ball were decided on as the
most Democratic mode Of celebrating. Ac-
eordingly, the Democrats raised about $3.50
TO pay the expenses of a big supper and
dance Friday, the 2lst, was named as the
DAY when the blowout should take place.
The evening was cold, and the air was filed
with particles Of snow, yet this did not deter
the followers OF Jackson. The Merrill house
was ulled with guests from in the. evening
until after O'Clock this morning. and all
the while the merry dancers in Union ball
danced to the success of the new administra-
uon. Republicans and Democrats alike had
been invited, yet but few OF the former were
present Over $50 people took part In the
dance. and helped to stow away the good
cheer provided by the Democrats for the Oc-
casiOn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
A Notable Wedding.


MILWAUKEE, Nov. 26.-On Thursday
morning at 10 O'Clock, Edward j. Cudahy, of
Chicago, will be married to Miss Julia MUIR
ply, of this city. The ceremony will be per-
formed in ST. Johns cathedral, according to
the rites OF the Catholic church, in the pres
ence of large concourse of friends and ac-
quaintances. Miss Murphy is one Of the
most prominent amateur musicians
in Milwaukee. She received her
musical education in Italy, and has been
preparing TO lead a professional life. Her
voice is a fine soprano, AMI is said to be uu-
usually good. Her marriage to Mr. Cudahy
will doubtless cause an abandonment Of her
proposed career as a professional singer.
Mr.. Cudahy is connected with Philip Armour,
the Chicago provision king. It is reported
that Mr.. Armour's wedding present will be
$4,000. The young man is a brother of
Cudahy, the Chicago speeulator, and OF the
Cudahy who is now John Plankinton's Mil
waukee partner
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
New Telegraph Line in st. Paul.


MILWAUKEE, Wis, Nov. 20. - Several
gangs OF men are at work constructing the
new Baltimore & Ohio telegraph line between
Chicago and Milwaukee. The work has been
in progress about two weeks, and unless the
weather continues so cold that the lire men
cannot work, 1t is thought connection will
be made with Milwaukee in about four weeks.
The agent of the Baltimore & Ohio has been
in Milwaukee several days, and a suitable
situation for the local office will soon bo
secured. 1t is promised that Chicago
and Milwaukee will be in successful opera
ton by the 1st of January. AS soon as the
Milwaukee line is completed several gangs
of line men will begin work at different
points between Milwaukee aud st Paul, and
IL is confidently asserted that an office will
be opened in the latter city by April l, next
The wires strung through Milwaukee for the
Bankers & Merchants line are now owned by
the Baltimore Il Ohio, and will be made a
part of the system of the latter company.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
Blue Earth City Celebrates.

lSpeclal I correspondence or the Globe.
BLUE EARTH CRY, Mimi, Nov. 24.-For
the first time in the history Of this city has
political celebration taken place. On Friday
night last the Democrats succeeded in paint-
ing this beautiful city that verminion hue
(Which the Chicago Tribune finds so object
ionable since the election.) Democrats here
had good cause 10 rejoice, not only that
Cleveland and Hendricks had triumphed
over Mulligan Jim, but that We elected our
candidate for county clerk by 673 majority.
which speaks well for the Democracy OF this
county. Our celebration. which was grand
success In every sense Of the WORD, was under
the charge Of Messrs. Pfeffer, Kaupp, Bishop.
Nieols and Sly. The parade formed at the
Constans house, and, amid the booming OF
guns, started out in the following order:
four torches and a fine transparency of
Cleveland and Hendricks, then came the
Fairmont eoraet band, consisting of fifteen
pieces, next In line WAS q canvas covered
wagon with a GLOBE rooster and the mag
hetic words victory on each side, while on
the end was a thing which, on close fuspcc-
ton, proved 10 be Blaine rooster in a most
detected state. This was followed bv 100
torches and numerous transpareueies. Many
OF the business bouses and private dwellings
were finely Illuminated and made nice ap-
pearance.
The fire works under the charge OF Messrs
Linghelm and Bohnen, was one of the fine
features Of the parade. AS the procession
came down Main street the music, guns, fire.
works and torches created a scene not soon
To be forgotten. All along the line loud
cheers were given for Cleveland and Hem
drieks. Arriving at the starting point the
parade disbanded and grand rush was
made for the Opera house, where the speak
ing was 10 take place, and in a few minutes
the hall was flied TO overhowing Being dis
appointed in not getting the outside speak
ers which we advertised. Mr.. Buck, of Man
kato, telegrsphed at the last minute that he
was unable 70 attend, and ex-senator VIII
Hanson being at Albert Lea, We had to call
upon our old wheel horses here, and right
nobly did they respond. The speeches of
Messrs. David Morse ond Nasgate, and the
Hon. Geo. Kinsby were good and were re-
ceived with cheers The band played several
fine selections, and with long and loud
cheers for Cleveland and Hendricks our cel-
ebration ended.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
Restoring Rates.

CHICAGO, Nov. 26.-The general passen-
ger agents Of eastbound trunk lines met here
to-day, and agreed to restore passenger rates
to all points east. The agreement was signed
in behalf Of all roads. and will at once be
submitted to the general managers for their
approval. 1t will go into effect two days after
the latters' signatures are affixed. The princi
pal question at variance was the allowance of
differential rates to the younger and weaker
lines.This has heretoforebeen 81. .5O.The older
lines wanted to make 1t seventy-fve cents. A
compromise was finally effected on 81. The
restoration was reached o. the basis of 500
from Chicago to New York over the Michigan
Central, Fort Wayne and Lake Shore, and
Sl9 over the other lines. The Grand Trunk
was allowed a deferential of SO TO Boston
John Champion has been appointed general
eastern agent of the Michigan Central.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-11-27
Death of Madame Anneke.
Special Telegram to the Globe. |

MILWAUKEE,, Wis. Nov. 26.-Madame
Marthilda Anneke, who took an active part
in the German troublts of 1s4S, and who,
when the revolutionists were overpowe red
feed to this country, died In this city last
night, aged sixty-seven years. She was one
Of the most remarkable women of the age.
In the revolution. in which her husband was
a prominent officer, she eampaigned with
the soldiers and fought braveIy as a private.
Later she edited revolutionary paper in this
country. She has written several books and
founded female seminary. Her life has
been most remarkable