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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
MOdjeska's Callers.
From the New York Times

from the New 4Ork I1meS.l
Nine. Modjeska was relating the other
night to a select circle of acquaintance
an experience which befell her early in
the season In distant Western town.
One afternoon she received summons
to attend upon two lady callers in the
reception and, as the summons
was couched IL rather imperative tones,
Nine. Modieska went down. There was
one elderly female and one youngIsh
girl. The eldest was tall and stout, and
obviously the mother of her companion,
who struck Nine. Modjeska as chronic
invalid. The conversation, as delicious
ly mimicked by the actress, was as fol-
lows:
"Are you MOdjeska?"
eyes"
"The play actress? Well, my daughter,
here, wants to go on the stage.
''Indeed? What are her acquire
ments?"
Sch? Well, ma'am, you'll have to
speak little louder than that, because,
you see, my daughter is rather hard Of
hearing"
Nine. Modieska spoke louder. The
young lady answered rather thickly and
with difficulty.
''Has she ever acted?" asked Nodes
ka.
''No' responded the woman, ST can't
say as she has ever acted, but we've
tried her at pretty much everything else
and couldn't do nothing with her, so we
thought she might do for the stage"
son, said Modjeska.
'Yes," smiled the woman.
''She seems i'll, said Modieska.
"What Is the matter with her?"
Nothing only epilepsy, ma'am. She
has that now and then, but it amt
very bad case"
Nine. Modieska gasped slightly.
Then she arose with dignity and said
something about the stage being nei-
Their a hospital nor refuge for people
who were good for nothing at anything
else. After having thus delivered her
self, she departed, leaving the maternal
caller in great indignation as to ''stuck
mn folks"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09

CELERY.
1t is asserted that the favor of baked
beans is greatly improved if celery
chopped fine be mixed with it, and sea-
soned with vinegar and mustard.
POTATO CAKES.
A very good substitute for croquettes
may be made by rolling out mashed po-
tatoes on board, cutting them into
small cakes, rubbing them with the
white of an egg and baking them.
CANNED FRUIT.
Those who would have the delicious
syrup of the old-fashioned preserve with
out the labor attendant upon its prepa-
ration, may obtain it by adding few
spoonfuls of sugar TO the juice in a can,
heating it almost to the boiling point,
and then pouring it over the fruit.
TEA BISCUITS.
One quart -four, two cups new milk,
two spoonfuls butter, and good pinch
of salt. We use no soda and no cream
tartar, but prepare our own -four by sift-
ing into twenty-five pounds of it pack
age OF HOrsfOrd's Bread Preparation. It
is then already for immediate use. Such
biscuits will puff open like white roses.
POTATO SOUP.
Put two ounces of butter into O sauce.
pap, cut two large onions into slices and
fry nice brown In the butter; add
three pints of milk, and mix smoothly
with it one pint of mashed potatoes.
pepper and salt TO taste; heat almost to
boiling point, and serve with dried
herbs.
SAUCE FOR MEAT.
Mince an onion; fry it yellow color,
with butter in steW-pan; pour on gill
Of vinegar; let it remain on the fire until
third of it is boiled away, then add a
pint of gravy or stock, a bunch of pars-
ley, two or three cloves, pepper and
salt; let it boil minute; thicken with
little -four and butter; strain 1t and re-
move any particles of fat.
SAUCE FOR DROPPED EGGS.
Put half cupful of boiling water IL
saucepan, two or three large spoonfuls
of nice strained gravy, little pepper,
quarter teaspoonful of salt, and when it
boils stir In a heaping teaspoonfUl of
-four wet up smoothly with little cold
water to keep it from Jumping. Stir
and bell one minute and add table
spoonful of butter. Stir steadily two
minutes longer; add, if you like, little
minced parsley, and pour the sauce,
which should be like thick cream, over
the dished eggs.
TAPIOCA CREAM.
Soak teacupful of tapioca over night
in milk. The next day stir into it the
yolks of three eggs well beaten, and
cupful Of sugar. Place quart of milk
on the fire; let it come to the boiling
point, and then stir in the tapioca, and
let the whole cook until it has thick
ened; then take it off the fire and stir in
the whites of the eggs beaten to froth.
Flavor to taste. A small portion of the
beaten whites of the eggs can be saved
to decorate the top. Stir into the latter
little sugar, put it into paper funnel,
press it out over the top of the pudding
according to fancy, and place it in the
oven few moments to color.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
The Singed Rat of Fitchburg.
From the Boston journal. ]

A citizen of Fitchburg, whose house,
barn and shed were over-run with rats,
tried a meth9d which he had heard
recommended to get rid CT them, though
without any expectation of it's success.
He caught rat in trap and, with a
piece of lighted paper, singed off the
hair of its back. taking care not to burn
or hurt the hide. He then let the rat
GO back to its old haunts, and within
three days every rodent but the singed
one had quit the premises.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
How the Shah Did his Shopping.
From the Pan Mail Gazette


The way in which that monarch did
his shopping was in this wise: When,
after much vexatious waiting, the inter
view was at last arranged between the
Shah and Mr.. Moorish, the ante-room
adjoining the Shahs private apart
ment, on the ground floor of Bucking-
ham Palace, was literally filed with
many thousands of pounds worth of
Jewels, plate, and the most costly bro
cades, laces, etc. The Grand Vizier,
several princes of the imperial family,
and other high dignitaries were In wait
ing, when small paneled door opened,
and, with quick, sliding sort of move
ment, a fierce looking parsonage sud-
denly appeared, whereupon the afore-
said princes and ministers made hum
BILE obeisance, bowling almost to the
ground, and 'nuttering, with stided
cry Of fear, ''Shahp
The Shah was dressed In a sort of
loose robe, with many tails of fur hang
ing in front, and sort of half hat,
half cap, In which was a jeweled sigrette.
He had wild look, with long mustache,
and spoke in sudden, jerky sentences.
He seized hold of diamond bracelet,
asked the price, which was pointed out
to his Grand Vizier as being plainly
marked e3, OOO-to which his majesty
replied that he would give $500. 1t was
explained that the prices were those at
which the articles were to be sold with
out abatement, After further inspec-
ton he retired, amid the same profound
~ humble marks of respect or fear on
the part of his suite. Subsequently the
entire collection was taken piecemeal IL
to his own apartment, there to be more
leisurely inspected. In the end he
bought very largely.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
He Hit EN-.
From the Detroit Free Press


Not long ago a citizen of Michigan
Avenue had a small house to rent. and
he got paint brush and single and
hung out sign reading: ''To Wrent
Everybody who passed by had a smile
at the photography, but It was three or
four days before the owner ventured to
ask of butcher:
''Say, what on earth makes everybody
grin at that sign?''
"Why, it's the spelling chat gets
EN-"
1t was explained that the word
"wrent'' was not exactly in accordance
with Webster's latest, and the speller
went away mumbling;
"Well, if they are so very particular
about it I can change it.
And he did. Within two hours there
was new sign reading; ''Two Let.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
THE LIGHTNING ROD MAN.
BY j. Fl. WILSON.

By Js ii. N1LSON.
Bowed a stranger to me,
And gave him a nod,
When he said, g I perceive
Your house needs a rod"
AS answered him q" MOI"
He looked at the sky,
Then measured my dwelling
With his steady grey eye,
And questioned me thus
q Have you living wife ,"
And L answered him s. Yes
One dearer than life. "
4" And children, how many ?"
:. Six, hearty and stout,
Three boys and three girls,
Our household turns out"
Then he heaved a low sigh
And said slowly, o. Stranger,
Those boys and those girls
And that wife are in danger.
Let me state you the case
Of farmer of wealth;
A like thing may happen
Some day to yourself.
John Thomasou Brown,
Who to Hampstead lived nigh,
Was suddenly struck
BY flash from on high,
From cloud small In size
AS the cost on your back,
But full of the fluid
And terribly black,
. As he sat at his table
One midday in June,
And was stirring his soup
With long-handled spoon.
- The flash struck the metal.
Then ran to his arm,
And thence down to the floor;
There he sat with flesh warm,
- And rose tints on his cheeks,
But all knew he was dead,
For his motionlesS eyes
Proved his spirit had fed,
- Not wound on his body,
Not scar on his skin,
Save little round dot
Like the prick of pin.l
- But the doctors declared
The lightning went through it,
And proved by post mortem
dis bones were all fluid.
. To this statement jury
Acquiesced with a nod,
Gave verdict of death
From not having rod.
q Buy rod Here is one,
Though I say 1t, you may
Depend on it to keep
The lightning at bay.
q OF copper wire twisted,
Without any joint,
While with silver is tipped
Its electrical point,
g You need, let me reckon,
One rod to the chimney,
And one to each gable,
For safety, say three"
g Well, Stranger" said 1,
81 feel 10th to speak it,
Runs the lightning in stIeaks,
And you'd better Just streak it
a. If again your voice be
On these premises heard,
Something more than q fluid
Will your vision disturb.
- VIII the doctors declare,
And the verdict will run,
Died this man from having
A too voluble tongue"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09

under the engine on the bed of the
creek. His hands, face and clothes had
been scorched but whether he was
drowned, or burned to death we could not
tell.
He had met his death at his post of
duty: gone out of the world with his
hand on the lever; giving his own life
that the lives OF others might be saved
"a man of whom any people may be
proud,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09

SAYS Ismail Pasha, the dethroned
khedive Of Egypt: ''The days of the
Turk are numbered in moral, material
and martial power. :. The great event
of the near future is the coming Arab
nationality. Where will it be initiated?
At Mecca. Who will supplant the Sultan
at Co2etantinople? Germany; Austria.
Russia will never come again as near to
the Golden Horn as she did few years
ago"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09

Col. MAP1EsoN's opera company has
subscribed $4,000 for Lombardelli's
widow. Col. Mapleson gave $500, Patti
$3.50, and Gerster S., 900.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
DOMESTIC ECONOMY.

Chicago Sun.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-04-09
THE FATAL GLASS.

,Ihere's danger in the glass. Beware
lesV II enslaVes. They who have drain
ed II lind, alas Too often early
graves. 1t sparkles to allure, with
lts rich, ruby light; There is no an
tldote or cure. Only its course
10 night. 1t changes men to
prutes makes women bow
their heads; Fills homes with
anguish, want, disputes, And
takes from children bread.
Then dash the glass away.
And from the serpent
flee; Drink pure
cold water
ay
by
day,
n d
walk Gods footstool free!
Chicago Sun.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

Tie growth Of the Patent Office within the pas:
hve years has been phenomenal Within that short
period the nuIf~roi patents issued has been nearly
doubled. an the surplus from fees lifted into the
millions Plainly II Is the duty Of The government
70 deal with Ills bureau in friendly spirit, At
present u = embarrassed hF Is very prosperity
az '".i.~ arr pouring III By thousands, and delays
are uAaEolItpe VIII the prcS-nc clerical force II
IS also OF prime Importance that the governments
Keep Us skilled clerks b. giving them -!r,, on
par With those outside firms can AFFORD u offer
IOr their SerIlc..,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31
A. SAKS Il CO.,
RETAILERS OF THE FINEST CLOTHING.
ja31 sic AND Sis SEVENTH STREET.
FRrpAy-RENsASr Day

BOSTON DRY GOODS HOUSE,
We propose hereafter 20 make special Offering Of all
ENDS, SHORT LENGTHS AID ODD PIFCES
In every deT:rtment on FRIDAY # Zach week. The
mutation OF the intervening days will be brought
forward each day. but will l.a specially marked ON
Thursdays and arranged tor sale ON
FRIDAY MORNINGS.
While we shall not refuse to sell remnants on other
days our Idea Is to lay t.n aside for this DAYS sale
and thus make the assortment especially attractive on
that day.
We shal include odd sizes and pairs Of Hosiery
dtoN"s tOrsets. rtC, single pieces Of Indrrweal Cd
pairs Of Curtains any lInes of goods which we wish
to close out ~
Every article marked at specially low price
WOODWARD j LOTHROP,
BOSTON DRY GOODS HOUSE ,a91
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

The state department grieveS. in a mild and
Stately way over the fact that efforts to modify
the promotion Of American pork In foreign lands
have been ignored, but advises Congress to wait
TIL the commission which Is ROW Investigating the
subject concludes its laborS before taking any re-
taliatory steps Congress VIII probably consent TO
hear all the facts before action. but IL believes that
a little legislation would do more 10 convince the
eIete IaOD2rchleS OF the whOle<Onene.ss OF our
pork than any amount OF learned conclusions from
experts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

John Bright, whose liberality In politics IS well
known. draws the line sharply It Henry George.
whom ne denounceS as fool and charlatan Georges
pet scheme 10 do away with the private ownership
oi land h. sgi6matiLes as the widest proposition
ever Imported by an American inventor and "an
insult To The common sense and honesty OF the
English people" At the same time Nr BRIGHT
takes occasion 10 admit the Necessity OF reform In
the tenure OF land. and 10 suggest some measures
which would distribute ownership more equally
among the people.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

After sleeping and caucusing on the troublesome
tarln resolution introduced by the republicans In
the New jersey legislature. Tuesday, the demo-
Gratis antag0nized II with that better suits the
befogEed and befogging attitude of the party on
tnls subject, and yesterday passed a resolution of
oenn1tor 10 the eject that the democratic party
laSorS "a tarif for revenue limited 10 the neces-
sarS expenditures OF the government. and so adj
JuSted a. 10 give home protection without fostering
monopoiic>" Now. II some one VIII only explain
THIS explanation we might understand what the
democratic position on the tariff really IS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

Mayor LatTObe urEeS Baltimore 70 spend Eve
million dollars in providing Itself with system OF
sewerage That city IS the only one OF large size
IN hfCouutry which Is without this 'rnodern i'm
provemerS. and the mayor thinks 1t Is high time
progress was made IN this direction The suggrs-
ton meets some opposition. hot only on account OF
ne expense involved but from sanitary objections
raised ny these "llo believe surface drainage
hei,iihy THAN the sewerage system. These persons
claim the authority Of eminent EXPERTS to Justify
Such position but the evils which are said TO fol-
low City sewerage through the Introduction OF
sewer-gas into houses Is due more to bad plumbing
than to the system Itself. The modern style OF
dwelling makes comprehensive system OF sewer
age almost Indispensable.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

personal friend OF President Arthur wrote o
Mandatory editorial on Mr.. COnklng and then sent
a note with marked copy OF the article to that
gentleman. saying that II only needed Mr.. COnk-
ing influence TO ensure the triumphant nominal
ton and election Of Mr.. Arthur in 1854 In reply
MT Conkling tells his correspondent little story
He says that when tie Persian embassy was about
10 take leave OF the Grecian court. once in olden
time, they asked and received some message from
each OF the persona-es present. When the turn Of
Zeno came he said: Tell Your master that you saw
q gray-halred Old man IL Athens who knew enough
10 hold his tongue"
Nj ConkIng IS stu inclined to pose as the great
American sulk
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New CHINA Silks.
SEATON PERRY

EATON PERRY
SUCCESSOR TO PERRY l. BROTHER,
HAS JUST OPENED A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
PLAIN AND FIGURED CHINA SILKS
IN WHITE, BLACK, AND ALL THE NEW LIGHT
And DARK SHADES, RANGING FROM 81 rs TO
81 SO PER YARD.
NEW FRENCH SArINES AND CHINTZES
A\DERSON'S SCOTCH ZEPHYR CLOTHS
Ne" BRITISH AND FRENCH WHITE GOODS.
NV IRISH AND GERMAN TABLE CLOTHS NAP
KIM KIM; ,DD (. 1lss TOWELS PILLOW AND
NEW GRAY. TAN. AND MODE SHADES IN
FfENGH BROADCLOTHS AND TRICOTS FOR
BLACK AND COLORFD BROCADED vELvETs, AT
GREATLY REDUCED PRICES
SUPERB STOCK OF LYONS SILK vELvETS RAD
SATISS AND GRUS GRAIN SILKS IN BLACK
WAR
ELEGANT BEADED SATIN TABLIERS AND BRO
CADED VELVET DRESS FRONTS.
EVENING BROCADEs GAUzEs. ILLUSIONS AND
SILK MILLS
aE- ALL WINTER WRAPS AND CIRCULARS AT
PRIME COST TO CLOSE THEM OUT
sFSPECIAL APARTMENT FOR DISPLAYING
EVENING FABRICS BY GAS-LIGHT
svCHOICE GOODS. PLAIN FIGURES AND COR
RECI PRICES GUARANTEED.
SEATON PERRY,
Perry Building
Pennsylvania avenue corner 9rn street.
Established 1910. tal6
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31
FOR SALE-LOTS.

NOR SALE AT A GREAT BARGAIN sapAl
j square feet OF ground within thrn squares of the
Capitol grounds. Has tour bunting fronts. nj which
nearly 800 feet faces Massachusetts, avenue md Ia
feet fronts on public park Iltis affords auCe
Tor speculators OF builders Apply t. Nj NJ. RpliiI
gil street ialt,-ct
IGOR SALE-NACANT LOT 25l. BN 100 FEET
with Parking . Toy 10 feet. and aNn, south and "a
exposure northwest corner ot 18th an1 streets hort
west adapted for i've HOUSES. AsO Lot tI2 @tra.t
northwest fronting - feet. with c"uIfo rrate lrlt
dwelling standing back and stable Both IN first
cass and desirable locations for reside inv
nents- Apply to owner Room -. lie DrGit Bnliu.
corner OF Stt and streets HostiIH,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

II would ne curious Circumstance II the aprlri-
ton OF The White Lady" should OF followed b. the
death OF the Emperor William such a coutrnc
tipI Wo-u certainly Increase the pqestjge OF THIS
famous SIook b; Is The emperor IS nearly eighty
seven years OF ae hc needs no ghost 10 tell him
s-pd LIS people that death Z, hear
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

BOSS Quay has his views as well as Boss ~
Kelly, who gave his to the press some DAYS ago
Hr. QUAY is supposed by many 10 be a brpvet or al
tieT u senator from Pennsylvania filing the va
cancy caused by the Illness and absence OF Don
Cameron His influence IN PARTY councils IS pow
erful, and his views are well worth hearing.
Er quay announces that Blaine IS ont OF the field
as he vii. not permit his name 10 be usei al Chicago
OF the candidates, Mr.. Quay thinks the leaders In
popular estimation in Pennsylvania are Arthur
Edmunds, Logan and Lincoln. He saws the south
has taken charge OF the democratic party and pro-
poses 10 run IL.
On one point MI. Quay Is frank and eSpI.cft-
lie declares IN so many words y am not i'm favor
OF ctvti service refOrm:" ard adds rs his reason
"Clvli service reform means simply the perpetual
tfon OF small rings that have got possession OF the
AdI4ouu- s'tte ana municipal governments. and
I'm agalnstit" In this article of his creed Mr. Quay
Is al variance with the masses which make up the
republican vote. but he no doubt expresses the dis
gust at the reform which many republican politi-
cials secretly feel but too cautious to express
One OF the first Subjects that Congress- after its
organization, took %, was "vhat stylefn titles It
VIII ne proper to annex 10 the Offices OF President
anu Vice President OF the United States" II was
referred 10 Joint Conynittee consisting OF Sena-
tors Zee, lizard and Dalton. and representatives
henson, Ames, Madison. Carroll ard sherman.
After dehcratior, this committee reported In favor
OF addressing the President as s'His Excellency"
but THIS was rejected in the Senate The subject
was then referred TO committee OF conference,
who reported as the proper method OF addressing
the President: "His Highness the President OF the
United States of America. and Protector Of their
Liberties" This smacked too much Of customs
that had obtained Then an aristOcracy was recog-
nzed before the revolution to please the republican
congress. and the report OF the committee was dis
posed OF by being postponed. A resolution in favor
OF the plain address, ITO the President OF the United
States" was adopted, and that remains In force
There Is therefore no legal authority tor the custom
often INDUCED In of addressing the President as
Ills EXCcIlancy."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31
PROPOSALS.

PROPOSALS FOR PURCHASE OF OLD BUILD
Il ING, NAVY DEPARTMENT.
OFFICE OF BUILDING FOR STATE. WAR AND NAVY
DEPARTMENTS, 612 SEVENTEENTH STEEET,
WASHINGTON. d. c.. January IT, 1884.
Sealed Proposals for the purchase demolition and
ment nth street northwest in this CITY, will be
cetved at this Office until TWELVE NJ, on FRIDAY,
FEBRUARY EIGHTH. 1884. and opened Immediately
thereafter in presence Of bidders.
The work must be commenced on the 18th OF Febru-
AIRY entirely completed by the lst Of April 1884
Specifications. general Instructions to bidders and
blank forms of proposal will be furnished application
to this Office.
bond Of s. 0OO for the faithful and prompt per-
Torrance Of the contract will be required.
THOS. LINCOLN CASEY
ja16-6t It. Col. Corps of Engineers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31

The advocates OF government telegranrv vi.! M,
ind much encouragement IN th,- result ~ the ax
pertinent IN canada From the annual report Of
the manager IL as7e,1, y appears that tie lines
are run a. loss. the expenditures for The service
being double The r-c-iuts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-01-31
LONDON AND LIVERPOOL. CLOTHING CO.,
CORNER SEVENTH AND G. STREETS ia3I
How II BECAME opU1AR.

On one of the business trrs abroad orr buyer spent
FEW hours III the world renowned 'Au Bon Narrte"
PARIS under the guidance their interpreters
thorough examination ( its various eieIartuents
was aforttd. and its systems of DJ closely
lit4t During the stroll cur buyer noticed handsome
Jewell ase The pe being satsfac tory plIr
chased TO be sent TO theAotel with other articles had
BOUGHT In trying 10 clOs his trunk he found the Jewel
case lnterfere and he reluctantly concluded he would
take 1t back L. the bon Marh aud exchange il for
something less bulky Re1racinc his steps. the sales
lian was found who had sold it to him 1Ie dilemma
thing that h. could pack conveniently was III, n
t1hr The salesman SAID. Ny dear SIR you are as
welcome TO bring back article You welcome
70 purchas- 1T II you have for any thing else
DON'T buy for the sake Of excna vin chenrfr.lly
ri UNI III, That looks honest thought oar bIyer
who. by the bye. Of II going TO
introduce that at home when i Their was his re-
sOlve) Why" said the salesman that idea hnsi
ness originated with the founder of this made
IL popular And II is of the fators that cocei
70 or success here No IN line had
i+fore and then to have the price paiuly marked
that child could buytha price the for every
body. II INFANT honest dollars worth for dollar
II MEAET 10 protect the ineNle,ienccd buyer. IT
MEANT that If You were dissatisfied there one
place You could get money back without any ifs
that WITH L few tables full of goods did not con
stitute an enormous stock~ They also realized that
No l1RM CAN ARK DOWN 4 PRICE where a fixni
price ~ ER EXISTED. We do not claim III the ID lens
We do business original with u. but We claim
that we have tie best method of business-to do it
honestIy-between buyer and seller that are known