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The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

Oar residents will Oblige uS hy
forwarding to this Oflic.s specimens
Of the crops raised in thls parish,
such az cane, juis~, syrnlh nnsIlasses,
sugar, corn, cotton, cOtt"n seS'i, etc.,
rice, potatoes, nuts, Seedss etc, to
bp forwarded as exhibits to the
Worlds Cotton Centennial ExlsOsi-
ton. ~ ss'a ~
0uTlady friends and Parlshi'nera
willobligsusby confirm ing various
articles for rxllihitioHa at the WORLDS
Exposition, wig. miscellaneous needle
work. cr.ches, hair, wax, straw and
weed work, rare engravinga, paint
inga, preserves, s,onIe.,ions, 'elc., all
OF which will receive the beat of'care,
transportation. furnished each Way
aud returned 10 contributors.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

WamGsa I'm every town, CITY .nnd voUnty, an
isselligent, energetic lady ut g0s.l address and
uOas Aasnras aiility, - intTOlaee ~ tile trade
and ceuea,ners. MADAME DeAN's CclEnRATkD
SPINAL. SUPr5RriNa CsasET. Spiendidiy adj
vertier.l; nightly rpeOSnsn2ndssl By the leading
Modistss, he Faahicuabse Dsssssnakurs, and
the most eminrnt Phyacisis Of the United
stat..a and Enr,,pe. Llheral nay. Agents
- msRing ai5 10 SIS weekly. Address,
LEw Is ScInElE n CO..
$50 Brendway. New xnrk.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

The contractor Tor the DOrvin
Levs~o just almye Hahnyills., has
had but u lew, isien engaged, aud
n.lsa Of shOsc werr W poorly S,ll'
pled with tllr necessary articles to
work with that ihsS werc obliged q,
borrow y wberlbarrOw, l'lanks, etc.,
from the neighlnrH In the visinity.
This il y dangerous part If our
isvee aud the BOaSsl IT State En-.
Rineers sIi0nltl ant have l'ernittssl
any delay ar leglrCt ull the part ai
the contractor, m it is hut "a small
piece Of work and should have bceh
n0niplefel ere thiS. ,
st. Chaiies parish, can point with
pride to One plantation within its
limits, viz: tile .sAsht.mn belonging
10 Jno. A. Morris, Els Ut New Or
leans, where Is0 dice l'iaying is per
nitfed, or liquors OF Ore aims IL sold
from this plantation store thereon.
This is certainly u step in tiIe right
.IirpcIiOm tslding TOWARDS the sup
preston OF lawIessiless aInl crime in
our midst. The credit off liis change,
we believe, Is due tuihr determined
stand taken 10y the ,.fhxipnt mama
xer. +. Al. Rogers, ESQ. St,d aI.l.
aud active assistant Mr.. Th0mas
Burke.
An ounce Of preventative IL wortl
ulOre Than y l,0und Of care: S'lcl
being the case it behem. es our plant
err, PoIice Jury aud I.evry C"mmi"
sioners to lie vigilani aud carefully
guard against recurrence Of las
Se~.s-disaster by being prepared to
the me e.s.. RI Eater. had the sam
at'eu that has be'a s ,s isse.'s ., las
ibis Se ,s.,ulS baSe aey' AZ. ays s, g.
vase 70 psssart w"Oll lit, !. 9'0sc y; f. f.
,s:s ;s ( s a the :; Sd I'd S5s's
H ';S!...tIume have Dten Hep
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

Knqnire the pri = Of job priniias
aAthe HB8AI!D 0nA~e.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15
Estrays.

s A bay crssls nars. ahoafIs hAads Aish, 4
ysala old. wish al.srs on, Was taken up by tAc
nndsrsigned. The owner viii cO4ap forward,
prove properly and pay charges. Or y will be
aispeaea Of aecerdias 70 lar.
SOEOmnW VKIsm.
''Closd Hope Store, lieft Bank,
Sc Charles Parish, La.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

U SEQ Rlection Notice.

0<W %tECSk@G QOtlCUs
Zee cards headed, Notice.
Head card headed, Attention, All.
a. Riass- d Bres Cisssrs Makers: shep. No.
- Delesd Btrsst n. o.. end for Price List.
AFW Yea trenblea with rhauI .atisue Uss
@endafla SnAviA are. skaAA advertisement
The attention OF our readers 4
called TO theeard hrasletl. ''FU Sale. 2
The weather has heen quite cool
81 nights but warm during the days
@f the past week.
The thel nsamsirr haH bren down
40 nfty degrees several mornings
AlMring the first part of tlis wrcE.
There las Police Juror Vacancy
IN the Second Ward Of our parrish,
Taunetl By the resignation of a. Is.
Gassen, Esq.
The favOrite Red River AND C,aaSi
4ime steamer 'sB..lIr at the Coast"
e.humed her tri weekly trips last
seek.
The District Court, Jury Term,
HAS been III S,iSSiOlle- in st. JsshIi
Ainre Tuesday morning, dealing
with some more murlerers.
TIVE deputy sll.Eiffs If Plaque
ssine. were in town yesterday mOri,-
ing. Ia pursuit of fugitive from
Justice. Orr active sheriff. Lewis
t)ry, rendered tlteisl assistance ag
Having hls,cI.i,sf deputy accOInpa' )
Them. &
Our esteemrd fricml. Mr.. d. u
MiOsel, of Nrw Orleans, accom-
PAM. 4 Ivy his alni,hlt. sister, Mis-
Jennie, favored HahuNiIlr with !:
SiSls on Tuesday iasi. Miss Wiegr
Wan teaching Schuol below here lssl
scar aud will doubtless be lel,.inss
f0r THE aH'lMing year.
HahMSille IhH been favored will
= xiait during the past week from
she following named gentlemen, zig
MeRxra. Judge Friedman AMI Eliza
Y0mmga. 0f BOnite; Ins. Kau'z 81,
J.. r. D,.Rau4ie ct New Orleans an'
j. A.. Burbank of Welc0nIe, I
James, In.
The demands ulIOn our POliy
Jury tor public road At the lat
Davis cFpvasAe are growing nnMeI
0ua. This il = necessity and th
travellers 90 we'll ~ our resident
slliin it M due 10 them. We trus
Abe gentlemen Of the pnlit'e Jur,
win grant this seAMMat,le ipQHtG
and have i road constructed as 500
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

. orasrs ssssnAad 70 VII Aier.'eA.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

J Trv the HEkALD for s~esks-
So NHt rseres
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15

.sw - - ssrsa a'ia-1
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15
WANTED.

A good Potter 10 10 take charge Of .
pottery. Apply al this office. .
A y ron is Ilerslsd tOcut into card
woa! the woOls hot weea flahnvill+
and the Railroad. ApIT at tilir
Office. a sg91e
~YANTED.-Soine reliable snd Coa,
I'ctelits<ieE-makeI TO mamutacturs
and burn onp-er two kiIns Of brick n
Hahnvills. AppsytO the editor o.
the Sr. CHARLES HhRAkp
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-11-15
IAwLER 3 HJsS
Commission Merchants,
vlss, siiG'sil ssl'iislty,
IeI MAGAZINE STREET, 9aa
NEW ORLEANS.
ATTENTION, ALL.

0Nes. csmussssioasr 81 ne Wsvsss EzpOsitiOs'
for dhs parish Of st. Charles:
AARRyILLk, SEPT. 0th. 1884.
I. tho underaigned. Commissioner for the.
uarisI of st. Charles, TO the WOhLD'al EKPo-
sfTsoN which will open IN the CITY Of New Or
leans on the aFst day Of Dec nbeF, lsS4. being
de~iroMe shaf al the reo0ulcos " the parsAh
ahouid bc properly represented AZ that Expo
ait,on. hereby solicit the cooperation If all who
are sincerely Interested 10 contributing y the
prosperity 6f our stats HgrieuitwE%s comInerce
and in,luatry in preparing and forwarding to
me- within the shortest possible delay, every
nhiect calculated to EXTRACT thn attention If tn
numerous visitors TO the Nv Orlde Exposition"
OF New D leans.
All EXPENSE in f0wartling to and retnrn FROM
the WortFs ExpoG6Om will be paid by th Htatt'
Cun,miaaiousr, Hon. c. J. Barro~. u Pos I
JOSEPH w. CAREW.
N,,ar,as,imaln,.mV
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28
Cole and the Arabs.


w. w. Coles monster shows-circus and
menagerie-which are to exhibit in this city
on Friday, July 4th, are exceptionally inter
esting in that they present perfect vi der
ness of rare ANIMALS, acts and features.
Among the foreign novelties to be presented
is troupe of genuine Bedouin Arabs whose
performances are marvels of athletic excel
lence. A ''human fly" or a lady ceiling
walker is another new addition. At least
100000 has been expended during the
winter i'll obtaining new features and re-Gt-
ting this great show. Nearly every race of
people, civilized and uncivilized, viii be rep
resented. As many as fourteen bareback
running horses will be seen in the ring at
one time. An elephants that reads, wrest-
ling camels, and white hippopotamus are
among the many animal curiosities, while
Samson, the mastodonic elephant, will tower
above anything yet born of brutes. Owing
to the extraordinary magnitude of this enor-
NOUS show, performances will lie given in
the menagerle tents as we'll as the several
rings.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28
EsTERLY
TWiHe-Bi.sd;ng Harvester.

Newest and most complete harvester
on the market, with all the modern i'm
provements. The binding apparatus is
SO simplifed that seven parts do the
complete work of the forty seven pieces
used In all other binders. The sickle
rim has pinion gearing and does away
with the chain, making it lighter and
more durable. The main drive wheel
is made of the best hickory, with heavy
wrousht-iron tire, welded and shrnnk
on. TIE raising and lowering appa-
ratus is so arranged that it is raised and
lowered on level, so that grain can be
cut within t.yo inches of the ground, or
at any height desired. The upper dra-
per is arranged on springs, SO as to
carry 5he thinnest or thickest grain
without choking. It binds the sheaves
any uniform size desired. tits so sim
plifed that it can be worked by a boy.
For sale by Bowen Brothers, at their
shop on Main street, in Roseburg. Cali
and examine this machine before pur-
chasing elsewhere
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28
State Teachers Association.

The State Teachers Association will
convene in Salem, Monday evening,
June 80, and continue in session July
/, and 3.
All teachers and friends of education
are cordially invited to attend and aid
in promoting and developing the educa-
iional work in our State.
An excellent programme is beirg
prepared and will be published at an
early day. Prominent teachers and
lecturers from our colleges and leading
public schools will be present and take
part in the exercises of the Association
Every effort will be made to make
each session eminently interesting ant
successful.
The several lines Of travel will make
the usual reduction to all persons at
tending the Association. The leading
hotels will make liberal reduction
The session will he held i'll the Capito
Building.
E. 3. EIcELROY,
Sup't of Public instruction.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28

MONEY. Money, it is said by one Of
olden times, is the root of all avil. Oh.
servation teaches us that much good
as we'll as much crime results from It's
use. 1t is the great motive power Of
civilization; the lever that moves The
world. It is the power behind the
throne. Governments cannot exist
without it; commerce would fail; cities
would depopulate and society lapse into
ancient barbarism. It is likewise an
engine of oppression. By it's corrupt
ing influence liberty is oyerthrown,
government destroyed, people enslayed,
society corrupted, morals degenerated
and souls condemned. It purchases
material, pays the printer and furnishes
the people with the news Without il
a newspaper cannot exist. II oul
patrons would all pay up their delln
quencies and give US a year in advance
we would be able to furnish them ths
best paper in the State.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28
E. 3. ETcELROY,
Sup't of Public instruction.
Tombstones for Sale.

I desire to call the attention of all
persons desiring to purchase tombstones
that I have a select assortment of
dressed marble, which [ will sell on
reasonable terms. Having disposed of
the shop lately occupied by my deceased
husband, I have stored the entire stock
at the Fioed warehouse, near the rail
road station, where the same may be
examined at any time. Persons desir-
ing to purchase can consult me at my
residence, west from the depot, or J..
G. Fullerton, at the land Office in Rose
burg, Oregon. In case Of purchase
the lettering will be done by William
Staiger, of Salem.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28
SAMUEL J. T1LpEN

THE general conference CT the NJ. d.
church has pronounced in unmistakable
terms against the laxity of divorce laws.
The following resolution upon that sub
ject shows that this church has at
length awakened to the Importance OF
this question: "Resolved, That no di-
vorce shall be recognized by the church
except for audaltery, and no minister
shall solemnize marriage in any case
where there Is divorced wife or hus.
band living; that this rule shall not
apply to the innocent party in divorce
for the cause Of audultery, or to parties
divorced seeking to be remarked" "
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28
Mns. r. BFAcKENRIDGE.

LUMBER. have on hand and offer for
sale 200, 900 feet fencing lumber and $4,000
feet flooring and rustic Of A l quality. Cash
purchasers will find it to their interest to
get quotations before placing orders. Orders
for all kinds of lumber solicited and prompt
y filled. Address r. A. BooTH,
Yoncalla, Oregon.
The Douglas independent. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885, 1884-06-28

What is the use to buy trees from stran-
gers when you can secure a better character
and quality from our fellow citizen Tim.
Ford. He guarantees what he sells and he
is here and if we find him false we can put
our hands on him
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
A Business Scene.

"Well, SIR" he said, rubbing his
hands and smiling pleasantly, as q
young man entered the store, "whaI
can We do for you to-day"
e"You keep good many things here
don't your" the young man respond
ed, looking about.
"Oh, yes we keep most everything
in stock. If there is anything you
want that you don't see, just ask for
it. We can supply you"
n"Well, | don't see any money. My
boss sent me around with this old bill
to collect, so I'll just ask you for the
amount"
"Oh, yes; remember the bill.
I'm sorry, but | guess you will have
to wait little for the money
Cali right" replied the young man,
sitting down in a chair; that's what
the boss told me"
"What did the boss tell you ?"
"IIc told me to wait for the money"
-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
Progress of the Modern Youth.

Fond parent-Well, Johnny, how
are you getting along at school?
Johnny-Oh, first rate. | started
on third, but | am on first now.
Fond parent-Glad to hear it, my
son. Always try to be first. There
is 30 cents for your industry.
Johnny-Ain't that nice? I'll try
to get higher yet.
Fond parent-Higher2 How can
you he higher than first?
Johnny-Easy enough. can get
to be short stop or pitcher.--Philadel-
phia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

the pegs on hat rack, and at a min
ute's notice.
The other morning, while the east
bound overland was stopping at Ccun-
ell Bluffs, a man suddenly climbed into
one of the Pullman cars, and exclaim-
ed in an anxious voice:
"Is there a Southern man aboard ?"
"There is, sah. From Nothe Car
liny, sab !" responded gentleman
attred in black suit, velvet vest and
leg boots, those ante-bellum landmarks
of the sunny South.
"Then | appeal to you to aid a case
of real distress" said the stranger.
81 give 81 myself" and he dropped
81 into his own hat.
"1m from Florida, sah," said a
thin man farther along, "and j make
it so,
'"If there's anybody here from Wis
ccnsin," said stout-looking party in
Jeans, Suppose we subscribe three
dollars apiece"
"It's a gor' shouted fellow-citizen
to the last speaker, pulling out his
pocket-book.
"New York says five dollars"
snapped out stylish-looking young
fellow, Tipping out gold piece down
the aisle.
$50 docs Massachusetts," cody
chimed in a Boston man, dropping a
greenback in the delighted collectors
hat. ''f'
"Gcntlemen," quietly announced a
solid-looking passenger, "the Keystone
State pities the starving family, or
whatever it is, just ten dollars" and
he counted out the coin.
"Illinois goes that one BETTER" and
a traveller with a "wheat future" look
Gshed out the fves.
"Just pass this up, please said a
st. Louis pork packer, handing the
Chicago man twenty, with grim
smile.
"The poor widow catches Utah, for
S25," said another man amid a gener.
al smile.
"Wyoming down for thirty" and a
big cattle ranger began unwrapping
his wallet.
"The Silver State says thirty-fve,"
shouted big fellow with sack OF
specimens, who had been unstrapping
his money-belt.
"If the returns are all in," finally
said man with big felt hat and a
nugget brcast-pin, as he stod~up and
Looked around calmly, 81 should like
to ask if there is another Californian
present"
There was no response.
All right said the gentleman
from the Comstock "Then I'll sub
scribe for him. Here's 500 from the
Sunset State" and he dumped the
gold into the already heavily weighted
hat, Just as the whistle blew and the
collector started for the door.
"Who did you say all that money
was for, shouted several as the train
slowly pulled out.
"What for? Why, for beer" yelled
the man with the hat, and at the same
moment about a dozen more old buns
and tramps crawled out from under a
flat-car and executed wild scalp
dance of JOY as the train disappeared
around the curve.-San Francisco
Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
Local Pride.

One of the most singular traits of
our common humanity is the fact that
no matter how arctically Indifferent
the citizen of particular locality
may be to his neighbors while at
home, he no sooner becomes a travel
Ter than his local pride sticks out like
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

5. b. Durfey, mate of the steamer
Arizona, had his foot badly jammed.
Thomas Eclectric Oil cured it. Moth
ing equal to it for a quick pain re-
lever.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A native Indianian who, being ask.
ed in court how many potatoes he
raised that season on a certain tract
of land, replied: 81 raised heap
for | sold a pile and had right smart
left t."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

An eccentric man, living on a farm
on the edge of Rhode Island, was
very averse to taking life. When
asked why he didn't slaughter his fat
pig, he replied, 81 haven't the heart
to kill it, for the poor thing seems SO
like one of the mily."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

"Will your son enter one Of the
professions after graduating" ooh
yes, he already has two offers from
base ball clubs of eminence. Pitts
burgh Chronicle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A cyclone may take off the roof
Of a house, but never has been known
to carry away the mortgage, says the
Post. But still we remind the Post
that the only way to remove a mort
gage is to raise the wind. Lowell
Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

young farmer; "Are you fond
of beasts, Miss Gusherton ?" Miss
Gusherton: ooh, really, Mr.. Paw,
ker, if you mean that as declara
ton, you must speak to mamma. y
Elk.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

Admiring cousin: "What are you
going to do, Tom, now you're through
college" ?" Tom (who wishes to be
considered CYNICAL: ooh, l shall
stand aside and let the world roll on. y
Admiring cousin Charmed: "Why,
that's very kind of you, Tom" -
Harvard Lampoon.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

The professional thief is the only
man who believes in doing every
thing exclusively upon his own hook.
Burlington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
Advertising Rates.

Business Cards, one year, one dollar for every line
LOCAL Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months or longer
. discount Of rs per cent.
Advertisements unaccompaniedb By verbal OF written
directions will be published three months.
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out 30
Ero expiration Of time, will be charged full rates.
No paper discontinued until all arrearages are paid
sIccpt at the option Of the publisher.
Transient advertisements must be paid In advance
es-Torms CASH, payable quarterly.
Only Metal Cuts inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A Calcutta paper tells of a railway
agent in India who recently sent the
following dispatch to headquarters ;
"Train just due. Tiger jumping
about the platform. Please telegraph
orders"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

Look here, waiter" cried Grim
sonbeak, who was stopping for a few
days at Coney Island, "this ham is
not so good as what got here last
summer" 81 don't see why" replied
the waiter, in some surprise, "it's the
same ham, sir" Crimsonbeak leaves
without partaking, and wondering
why he didn't think of that before.
-Yonkers Statesman.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

Providence wisely locates a colony
of mosquitoes along every stream so
that fishermen may always be sure of
bites. Boston Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

"John Smith has gone and tied q
knot in my horses tail" complained
stock-yards man to a lawyer this
morning. "Now, what can do about
tp he demanded. "You can go and
unite it," laconically replied the law
yer, "and pay me S. for legal ad-
vice. Chicago Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

Ere fancy you consult, consult your
puxe.--Franklin.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
Hay Fever

Hay Fever
Is a typo OF catarrh
having peculiar sym-
toms. II Is attended
by an inflamed condi-
tion Of the lining
membrane OF the nos
trils, tear-ducts and
throat, affecting the
lungs. An acrid mu-
Gus is seoreted, o. Q dis
charge Is accompanied
with a painful burning
sensation. There arc
severe spasms OF snccz.
ing, frequent attacks
OF binding headache,
a watery and inflam-
ed state of the eyes.
Ely's Cream Balm Is
n remedy founded on
a correct diagnosis Of
ndnd nnnn rnrin ni
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A man will put his best foot for
ward if he has a sore toe on the other
foot.-New Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A negro was recently seated on a
rail fence in Arkansaw, intently look
ing at the telegraph wires. A gen.
tleman, passing, said; watching
the wires?' eyes, sah." Waiting
to see message go by, hey" The
negro smiled and said ayes, sah."
The gentleman kindly told him that
messages were invisible, and explain
ed the working of the electric cur
rent TO him at length. Concluding
he said: Now you know something
about it," Eyes, sah." "What do
you work at ?" "I'm telegraph OPP
orator at the Hazel Switch Station,
sab. Pittsburgh Telegraph.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
Flint & Pere Marquette R, R

Tho shortest. quickest and most reliable route TO
and from Detroit, Toledo, Cleveland CINCINNATI
Saginaw and Bay City.
GOING EAST, SOUTH AND WEST
cave Alpsna daily, except sunday py AiPen"
Bay City steamers, nt a. m.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
GOING soUrH-LAstI

Drawing room cars on morning and evening trains
between Bay City and Detroit, extra charges only
2j cents. .,. ...s -,
Night express east runs Sunday night instead OF
saturday All other trains daily except Sunday.
SANFORD KELLER, Sup't
w. ID. HITCHCOCK,
Ticket Agent, Alpena, Mich
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A substi-toot-the man who takes
the place of another in brass band.
Nashville Sunday Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A game name for petulant wife
York Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

The peach crop and the speech crop
both promise to be large this year.
Oil City Derrick.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A nod thing-a boy in church,
Rockland Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16
WIT AND HUMOR.

A stern necessity sailors tiller.
Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-07-16

A toper's nose is like drowning
mans, because he can't keep it above
water.-Merchant Traveller.