The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-05-02
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Feeling very pathetic,
Sought with tatar emetic
To end life; but only did puuue.
Now set your hens.
Who did Shakespeare?
The county seat will be moved IL
Kimball.
The new opera house looms up il
nice shape.
A. r. Ray writes poetry for the
White Lake Times.
The rains this week will give the
grass a good starter.
D., Warner is having his store
painted outside and in.
Warner and Lawton are having
the GRAPHIC block painted.
w. H. Miner, of Grand Rapids,
Mich, is doing Kimball this week.
Wait for the new Job outfit for the
GRAPHIC office before ordering your
job work.
j. N. Barkee has taken the order
from Cooke Smith for 400 chairs for
the new opera house.
Old tin cans f1attened out make
enduring patches for the most ex.
posed part of a boys pants.
Dunlap's Office with it's new coat
of palnt-as we heard a young lady
say-"looks perfectly lovely"
Major Jones says it is all a horrible
lie and if we say anything about it III
the GRAPHIC he will paralYze us.
Mrs. Hurt, sister of Mrs. F. E.
Miller, has been stopping at the Kim.
ball House with Mr.. Mlller's family.
Miss Ida Burgess left on Mondays
train for Delmar Iowa, where she
will visit her parents for several
weeks.
Jim Upp has purchased a half in.
terest in Henry Bloeser's barber shop
jim will make ladies hair dressing a
speciality.
An exchange gives a receipt for a
felon. The best way to cure a felon
is to send him to the penitentiary fol
ten years.
The girl babies who were born or
Feb. goth last are fortunate. Their
birth days will come only once il
four years.
When you see Foote ask him what
his opinion is of the "indefatigabllity
of speculative monopoly" then &C
and nurse your jaw.
w. Brown, late of Waterloo, Iowa
has gone ont to Kimball to take
charge of Kicker & Lindley's lumber
yard.-Plankinton Free Press.
Up to the hour of going to pres!
Bro. Willis, of the Index has not re
turned from Chicago. His friend.
are very much alarmed about him.
"Got any nut meg?'
"Grated or whole?"
either. / guess it will nut meg
any difference.
We quite disremember the frs
commandment propounded in TIN
bible; but we think 1t was something
| about Jonah and the whale gave i
up.
John G. Ferris will deliver a Radi
cal lecture in the Presbyterian churcl
or Saturday evening next Go ant
hear what he has to say. All are IN
vited.
DR.. D. S. Byers, who is a IIomeo
pathic physician, has fitted up a nea'
office IN J. W. Herrng's drug store
where he may be found during ofic.
hours.
We heard of a man the other day
who was said to be mean enough t.
steal a coat of paint.-Exchange.
But he does not equal the party
who stole a dogs pants.
The following excuse was writer
to a Southbridge school teacher
"'Tomle stade home cuz he had M
close and that's excuz enuf god nose
| Tonne was "exkused."-Peck's Sun
Down in Pennsylvania they have
sociables where you can kiss all thu
girls you want to for five cents apiece
They evidently keep down the pric'
OF luxuries and make it up on do!
tax.
Strange isn't it, that when a mai
comes into a newspaper office for
copy Of the paper he either puts tn
paper in his pocket, walks out AM
says nothing, or tenders a $40 bill il
payment?
c. f. Monts arrived with F. T