The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-06-21
The Democrats have the drippings
of Nast's exhausted genius.

The Democrats have the drippings
of Nast's exhausted genius.
All is not lost! g have $500 shares
of Keely motor stock left.-U. S. Grant,
Jr.
Can we imagine such d man as
Blaine writing such a letter as Tils
dehs? sst
As for Mr., Hendricks, he might as
we'll resume his European perambula-
tiohs.
Touching the subject of gorgeous
rhododendrons, Mr.. Flower is no tulip
himself.
Tho city OF New York, it is estimated,
has'at present no fever than 400 mil
liohaires.
A detschment Of the regular army
still stands guard at tho tomb Of Presi-
dent Garfield. ,, rr
Dan Voorhees, says that the Repub-
liean ticket "is like a squad, biggest
when first born"
General hitler has secured about
every pno of the factions, excepting
.otiafsnt;o.. "a r lN 8g
Mr. Flower is just dying for it,. but
no Presidential lightning is NEAR
enough to strike such small boy.
The beautiful and pathetic letter O.
Mr. Tilden is the best campaign docu
ment the Democrats can have,
Henry Ward Beecher is in favor o
the appointment of women on TIN
Board OF Education in Brooklyn.
James Gordon Benefits income il
estimated at $4,000 day. He is A
and the richest bachelor,in the world
Sixteen hundred doves were recent,
bagged by sportsmen in single da.
in the rice fields of West Wateree
sc. -
There may or may not be signiti
canoe In the fact that none OF r. h
Hayes hens have laid an egg sine
Mr. Blaine's nomination.
Mrs. r. L. Stuart, of New York City
has givon the Children's Aid Societ
$4,000 to build lodging-house 70
homeless boys on the east side Of tn
city.
Ono of the late Bayard Taylor
daughters, witl art proclivities, is &c
ing to London to put herself under tn
tuition Of the painter Hubert Hcrkc
mer,
Not content with 73-button glove
reaching from finger tips to the nap
of the neck, Paris woman of fashio
have taken to wearing vests made ,
kid.
Francis Ecilc a New York hoy ,
fifteen, wpns $4,000 damages fC
having His Eyes picked out by Philett
Dorlan's gamo cock when he was b,
two years old
A Montana paper relates that
Butte, the other day, mar fell to tt
bottom of shaft one hundred an
twenty feet deep without receivir
serious injuries. M
l feel like one who treads alor
some banquet hall deserted, who
lights are fled, whose garlands dea
and all but he departed. Yours trul
T. A.iHendricks.u qaeInueefa asEi
MrsoBlaihe Is said to boon the.sis
list. Her health has been poor 4
sometims. This is one Of the reasol
why Mr. Blaine and his family ha'
gone to their Maine4home 4.
Young men of fashion, 10. Paris ha'
the PORTRAITS lof 'iavorite actress
stamped ON the corner Of their pock'
handkerchiefs. Bernhardt would 70
in one OF the creases. ,s.q a4e
Candidate Logan is a Method
and of him a Methodist clergyman
Boston said the other day that |
joined the church by telegraph al
was baptized by photograph. ~,
1t begins 70 look as II. Mr. 'Rosw
p. Flower had the New York Demo
racy by the nose. with no dispositi
to let go. Ashkely as not tbs nc
will have to be cut off. - a Y
Pittsburgh, Pa, has promisi
hcavy-wcight girl, aged 1S, who Ii
the beaipat 400 pounds She is al
tive of NFestmoreland county, II
mother is Slso a large Woman, woig
ing 270 pounds,
When a London editor, referring
Grevy and Gladstone and Giers, 50
the Gs take the lead in the alphabet
A u
statesman, he forgets, or perhaps
has never heard 81, Bismarck, But
and Blahie. olBut the English W,
always isolated, anyway.