New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-25
THE TALK or THE DAY.


! The other day man and woman were walking across
railway bridge in Connecticut when train came along
The man dropped the down into the water and
then he jumped and rescued her from watery grave
thinks he did pretty good stroke OF work-sayod the
woman's life twice and his own once
"Aufs harmony" teegraphs John Kelly tosunset Cox
and then goes behind the barn and sharpcn5 his
tOmahawk-l Detroit Eyoning Journal.
| The Authorization Society in England was very
nourshing until smallpox appeared in London. Then it
declined, and is now merely the fad Of few fanatics
The ycc York Sw, comes boldly for Bayard. That
settles HIM, Gone to meet Holmau-lSt Louis GloOe-
Democrat.
Mr. Watterson's star-eyed Goddess Of Reform has
been heard from for some time Maybe she is dead.
Soap is much more plentiful than small change in
Mexico. You would not think IT, perhaps looking al the
citizen OF tue southern Republic but 1t . fact
When you buy anything aud tender dollar bill in pay
you will receive change fortynine small cakes Of
soap. This has no political significance in Mexico-De-
tTOit Free Press.
The great gull between Chicago and ST. Louis appears
to be brdged after ALL the elaborate business build
ing which Ar George NJ. Pullman Is finishing in the
former city faced with Baltimore Philadelphia
bricks, but with good red bricks manufactured IN the
rival city on the Mississippi.
The demand which ont Of the West for the coin
age Of half cent pieces accounted for the hypothesis
that william Lnglisn OF indiana, cOntempates making
contribution TO the Batholu PEDESTAL und-tPhiladel-
phia Press
Some young women OF town in western Massachu
sets think Of organizing association for the promo
ton Of co-educaon The motto their corporate seal
will be: "If girl wants to DO Glow with other fell
lows, let her do it,
We told that George Washington was the tar
get OF much newspaper abuse In his day This will
prise one, when Is stated that George used play
on The fiddle and the iute.-lNorrstown Herald.
There no free baths in New-Orleans.
The bolter is the sca-serpcnt OF the political pool He
is talked ABOUT great DEAL but seldom Baltimore
American
The Rev. Robert Laird Collier in ,peakng Of London
says: There is no mistakAs the American anywhere
be met For one, AN always glad TO meet him. He is
tie hearties frankest all IN all the truest be
other foreigners IN London. lie speaks the Ian
guage as the Engshman can instantly understand all
10 Is saying and it is that his voice and intOna-
ton and accent seem somewhat Unframed and perhaps
just the least Bit underlined"
New.York and Georgia declined to monkey with the
gista Chronicle and Constutionalist.
Georgia man eighty years of age has JUS married
girl OF twelve. He says that the disparity their ages
is OF importance and, besides he is good for twenty
years yet The local reporter did not tell what the girl
SAID.
MI Thomas A Hendricks Is mot quite so much of
spring chicken boys thought. lie will not help
them pull the chestnuts ont of the fire by making tue
canvass for GoYegnor-llh Indianapolis Journal
An aesthetic Democrat suggests that the coming Demo-
cratic Convention at Chicago be turned into summer
school of philosophy. The suggestion good one, as
the Democrats will need plenty of philosophy to bear
their defeat gracefully.
Sitting Bull recently entertained by the officers at
Fort Smelling. The three things which be most admired
canned peaches silver FORKS aud the wife OF Colonel
Andrews
The Canadians amuse themselves with the idea that
the Canadian Pacific Railroad VIII haude lie cattle from
Montana and make Montreal the great lie market for
export. aud the Canadian customs regulations
range Tor Their transportation IN bond. The scheme
prepOsterOue The Montana people will nave little in-
dnconent to drive them north TO the Canadian Pacific
Springfield Republican.
The TOo Bade says that the brewers have taken pos
6esson Of the city, aud the first thing that tue rulers
have done is defeat the effort to have public parks
They probably think the beer gardens are good enough
for everybody.
first time in twelve months BOYS are beginning
TO have clean faces They don't wash them They un-
ayeIdby come ia contact win clean water while they
are III swimming / Louisville COurlerJournal
The other day In London two men who sold painted
sparrow Tor canary sentenced to three months
imprisonment at bard LABOR and just afterward two
who had beaten aud halfstaryed three little chit
dren were sentenced " one weeks imprisonment
Editor Hrnnery Grady Of the Atlanta strong Cons.l.
sOnal anrouL Colonel Grady had no sooner figured
things Vut 20 show tnat l1idcu the only who
cO.d save The country. than the cid gentleman retired
from the saving business. II IL Understood that Colonel
Cray viii take out souc moro Insurance aud Just let
things 30 TO tho devil Philadelphia Press.
man IN Norwich Conn, recently married his seventh
wife. He didn't take any bridal tour. because lac had be-
convinced that life too short for such foolish
mesa Nevertheless. he Is quite sure that he is In the
seventh heaven Of bliss
One night last week tie Rev Mr. Brooks Of Leadyille