Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-11-08

Tight lacing makes the end ofthe nose
exquisitely red. OF corset does. Carl
Pretzel's Weekly.
Because an actress is chic is no sign
that she is a chicken. Quite the contra
~. Boston Folio.
An English lord has written three vol
umes on yawn. His books speak for
themselves. n. Y.Journal.
Mr.. Shaw of Pittsburg is worth $685.
100000 Mr.. Shaw must have found
market for his soot Courier-Journal.
When a boy of Is runs away with a
girl of the same age the proceeding may
be called verdant slope. Boston Bud
get.
The maxim, "Creep before you run"
must have originated with darby in
farmers melon patch. New York Jour
nal.
John Kelly is having the malaria.
That's what comes of trying to shake
himself out of the Democratic party
Merchant Traveller.
Nervous Girl" wants to know how to
cure "a tickling sensation about the
face" Get him to shave OFT his mus
tache. Scranton Truth.
The Rev. Mr.. Sleeper has just been
arrested in Massachusetts. Mr. Sleeper
has evidently been mistaken for one OF
his congregations. Courier-Journal.
Ellen Terry, the actress, has had three
husbands, and it is pleasing tribute to
Ter gentleness of disposition to note that
they are all alive Lowell Citizen.
Dartmouth students have organized a
politlcal battalion. Even college STUDENT
| it seems, have their uses during Presi-
dental campaign. Boston Transcript.
Honesty is not so much respected as
| beauty. The toad is honest, but he has
not nearly so many admirers as the
bright bird that would steal a cherry.
Arkansaw Traveller.
| "Is Life worth living? asked the cynic,
AS he sneers at the great God-Giver;
And the medical students at their clinic
| Decide that it depends on the liver.
| -Hatchet.
80 YOU want to be my coachman|'
eyes sir" Are you married man.
well y-y-yes. sir. But then, that's all
right. | can get a divorce" Chicago
News.
MIR. st. John has just tossed off stiff
lemonade to the health of Owen county
XIV" A stiff lemonade for Mr.. st. John
is one that has great deal of lemon IL
it. Graphic.
A revolution occurred in Panama or
Friday, the first one in ten days. The
Inhabitants of tropical countries have al
was been reputed lazy, and thisproves it
Lowell Citizen.
A California man claims TO have seer
an animal half dog and half alligator
We strongly suspect the same man saw
two wives and two rolling pins when III
got home that evening. Burlington
Free Press.
A dinner party-The hand organist
Tine suns course is diurnal, and TIT
undertaker's course is die urn too-A
the cold, windy fall weather approached
the doors begin to wear bangs. Mara
than Independent.
Rubenstein is engaged on comb
opera to be called ''The Parrot" If oDll
he would work in monkey somewher,
with the parrot, everybody who eve
heard the popular anecdote would wan
to see the show. Lowell Citizen.
A young lady in st. Louis recent,
doused young man with a pailful o
water, while be was down on his knee
begging her to be his bride. 1t is Away
che custom, we believe, in some parts o
the vest to wet a new suit. Burlington
Free Press.
In the present day of shooting, suicide
and elopements the unfortunate victim
all seem to be beautiful blondes" o
striking brlnettes." The distinct,
plain girl marries some sensible man a.,
settles down to quiet, happy life
Chicago Inter Ocean.
, 1t has become fashionable for NeN
York girls to run away from home an
get married secretly, and a few day
. afterward have the marriage ceremon
{ publicly. 1t is thought the clergyme
are at the bottom of the scheme. mol
ristown Herald.
american humor," says Ouida. sis tn
smile on the face of corpse" Wei
now, Ouida, the humor that would tickl
2 dead man must be irresistible. II yo
: were to see corpse laughing wouldn
YOU think that something humorous ha
, occurred? Arkansaw Traveller.
The run-off. with father's-coachma
mania seems to have had its day, an
!. after few beatings and two or thre
weeks diet of cold potatoes the varior
| brides will appear at the front door wit
tears in their eyes and case of divorC
in their pockets. Detroit Free Press.
A Boston young lady has been propo
ed to by means of letter printed on til
type writer Such care to have it legib
u seems to have been entirely unnecessar
$ on the part of e young man. Trust
girl to read letter of proposal at sigh
: even if written in Sanskrit and bs
handwriting. Lowell Citizen.
n The Camphor Trees.