The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-08-02
A MOT AFFAIR.
The Trouble Which . Mexican nash
 Caused ia This Country.


 Caused in This Country.
 Some time ago. Col. Milbank visissd Mexico, and. upon returning. declared that the Mesicans are the only people in the world who know hos to eook. Why" sad he. to has w,ie. their dish of 'eheely m excellent. You take hand- ial of biFd peppets. mis n lisle meal and ste~ 'sm up. Of course ns hot, and especially ~,th a stranger. sssms so be composed oi three parts fire aud oas part tosment. bu, afset \ man gets used to II. why there's nothing ,ha, has sueA tendency to promote digess,cn IL un. doubsedly prciongs i,ie. keeps the mind active and sends towaid q general pro. motion of go.d feeling have brought home a sack of those peppers. and ., every meal after ,h,s. shall expect my iavoH,e dish. |"
 Bifd peppers entered into the colonel's daily d.es No oae ,hosghs os sharing the dish wsih him. unit. several days ago. when old Laole sam Blackamora. of Red Fork township. game .o the city and called At the eoionei's house. The old man. while s, dinnef. noticed the host dipping into wha, appeared ,o be cooked tomatoes. The old gentleman is load of cooked tomatoes. aud, daring an ani- mated discussioa iate which tho subleet oi literal place oi sosmen, in the world to come entered strongly. he reached ovss and helped himself to a spoonful of ssewed pepper.
 "Eow." sasd the old fsiiow. lifsins . good-s,sed blaze on the potn, of hts knife. and holding is near his mouth untii he should reach semicoion. "i am a little quar in my bsiisf and doat hssiss.s 10 say that the wicked siIl be roasted like q 'possom
 He dropped the kaiIe. wiped his tongue on his eoas-sissye. ssd without speaking. he hauled off" with \ sauce. bottle and knocked the coionel down. The colonel being ressnssui and impssu- ous. arose and discouraged old Blscka- mose's familiarity by huhing his iavosits dish into the vislsos's isaak and opea couatsnanes. A hand so hand sacouu&as sasned, resulting in the defeat of the colonel, and the subsequent arrest of tho old man. The cass was taken to court and tried by an eminea, justice ot tks peace. . yusiss vhoss idsa oi justice rarely mssss with se.essai, sxcsps when h chances to fall under the severe gals of jsdgs vha kaows the isw.
 Whsa tho lawysrs had elossd thsis arguments, the old justice. kiilsd hoss- Ay vith paper cutter. sad ssid: "Ths eoar is ready .o dsiivss its opinion. The court holds sAaa h d. fsndaas had . sighs to yisis shs issd sf the Moaiexumas asd Coreses. ed sAas while there had pssSs<t righs to fosm . taste tos the dishss prepared by shs in- hsbstsais of that couasry. This court furthermore holds that the ds6sndast had perfect right to prepare the disA asdsas t under she American flag in osh9 words, he had . righ, so put t os his table"
 Then Hndesstand," said the lawyer for the plaintiff, that you have dsciAsd in our favor
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