The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1884-04-13

4 DastssAss's Pssissss ssA che RsasAiss
DispsnssA frea che Dssasssvs.
Il 10 necessary that the night bartender
In . drinking house that keeps open doors
twenty-four hours In the day should be . man
possessing knowledge Of his fellow men. He
must know when . man has had enough-that
II to SAY. whom he has had too much. He must
know Just whom II 10 necessary to interfere In
order 70 prevent q eight. and must know how 10
interfere In such . way ~ to not mako the
matter worse. He is something Of . dospot
like . ships captain at sea. but he must be
governed By prudence in the exercise OF his
power.
The foregoing facts wore impaired 10 the re-
porter BY . man who 10 himself night bar
tender and ought to know. He continued that
most part at the top Of their calling-men who
have mastered all there IL 10 be learned By
day service and have risen to placc like that
occupied By tho skilled and faithful Officer who
10 left at the wheel 10 steer the weasel through
dangerous waters while others arc sleeping.
While enumorating some OF the things to be
mastered the bartender turned around until
bic diamond flashed upon the glassware Of the
lie must Be- able to md in those bottles
around on foot. II IL wonderful what faith
need" H ell You sSs. Is WARNING o.
IN winter and cooling In summer-everybody
@ s s Dss, ne esas
VARIETY Of excuses as we'll as variety Of
The class Se q patient that comes most fro.
feeling in his. stomach and = u!ness IN the
nish. bsicre His SssS ls an easy one % treat.
will not illatc you hy presnmin9 that you
90 not know the remedy, Anothsr class OF
aim IN, doesn't seem to lave any NJ t sppstits.
is the correct thing. He sips It.. remarks that
Fl cs x .s s% n, ;ssG the bs and sb sSy
that nre not In the books and that are told to
you after you have been about ton years in the
business. / have customers that never think
o. going to dinner without dropping in to get
poets you TO make him q Santa Cruz sour. For
an aatringent you administer. brandy and
fEISar s%metimss WITH essence Of peppermnt
lie Ss.ient has %sSris q Sis systsn he Brings
Yhskey cIen red Sp penper shakan nt S Il.
For an ordinary chill, produced by exposure. Q
aorn I bsioIy T hot 10 vii
rum and molnsses was tho old household rem.
edy for thront and lung troubles. and It hasn't
I'm q cold hot lemonade. with stick in It.
IL the thing. For heartburn there IL nothing
IN the pharmacoptpIa OF the back bar better
than 'stone fence.' gin fzz will often start
quotations and relieve fiatnlence. Tho virtues
q gin az q remedy for torpid condition OF the
here.
you must BIO nbe to size up your patients at a
glance. It will do for q doctor Of medicine TO
ponder over symptoms. ask questions. and be-
tray indecision he has his diploma to fall back
on IL anybody doubts mis- ability But the doc
tor OF alcoholic tippie has no parc hment. and
must make his own way to success. He must
nrst weigh the question whether the patient
should say no must nrst grab . bottle-the
lemon juice bottle will do-so that he may
seom not to hesitate for an in
stnnt. IL 1t appears that the man
knows what no wants. and that he
wants brandy, and peppermint, It is an
ensy matter to hold the lemon bottle up toward
the light. discover your mistake. and reach for
the peppermint bottle. II no doesn't know
what he wants. but begins telling Of his symp-
toms. just shake a little OF the lemon into the
glass and mix him up drink with the Dir OF
specialist who diagnosed his ailment the mo-
ment he darkened the door. Set 1t down before
him and say: Drink that Off sir; / think It
Will 20 70 tho right spot Tho patient will
think either one or the other OF two things:
That you've got a great head for medicine or
self what tiDple To take.o