The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1884-07-03
NnrEs Ann NorIoNs.

= This seeEsucksr weather il great
tang for the corn.
There is something in q name, after
ali. II took OAe hundred and eighty
ksgs of beer to run . we1dingiin the town
OF Schanmberg. near Chicago.
ALLEN PinkertOn, the great Chicago
detective, IL dead. It is very doubtful
new whether the author of THE Bread
Winners" win ever be apprehended.
The Ohio valley Is having finer crop
weather than ever before at this season
Of the year. THIS Is good news from
that region Aftsr its two food disasters.
We take back a good deal that We
have said against the Indian. We see
thai At an Indian banquet on the Pacific
coast, they ate ntty bushels Of grasshop-
pers.
Francis Murphy, during the seven
wseks' campaign in Chicago, which he
thought to q close lately, persuaded
about Ii. 900 persons to sign the temper
snce pledge.
"a Father" writes that paregoric Is
much abused, but yet Q very valuable
medicine. II may be bad for the baby
yeti makes the other members of the
family sleep beautifully.
1htke old Sscket should be nominated
at Chicago, Geo. William Curtis would
be in q position to sYmpathize with the
traditional small boy, who. in q certain
fragrant emergency, had nothing TO say.
We pause minute to inquire if our
esteemed friend the o. G., has heard
anything "drap" lately, and if he has
not, whether he thinks he will hear the
bottom fall out of anything about the
18th of July.
Atchison Champion: An able scrip
torian" who writes for the Junction City
Union, says: "Phe firsi nine chapters OF
Genesis proclaim to the world the here
sy OF prohibition AMI female suffrage"
Well, that do settle It..
It Is a notable fact that a good many
of the Democratic editors who are 80
sorely exercised over BtaIne's religious
status do not know the difference be-
tween the spoet ties creed and the binom-
ial theorem.
The members of the Siamese embassy
went to see ihe white elephant the other
day in Boston, whe;e the circus was ex-
hibitiDg. They remarked incidentally
that an elephant like that would be a
great attraction in Siam.
No convention ever met in the com
try which was 30 numerously dec
GRATED with lightning rods, as that 10
meet at Chicago on the 9Th of July will
be. About every other delegate will be
in q condition to seduce the uncertain
fluid. tN
The Concord School of Philosophy
will hold its sixth annual session next
month, and it is understood will then
adjourn sine die. 1t is reassuring 10
know that the transcendentalists of New
England have finally determined not to
| interfere with the plans of the Creator
in his government of the Universe.
| Put this away with the snake stories
of the season. A party of men were re-
Gently digging IN the bed of dry stream
at Americas, Ga and at depth of seven
feet, found q live alligator eight feet
long. 1t was in torpid condition,
which was N, IRE than could be said of
the men when they f und it.
The parents OF an Emporia lad, who
recently went on visit 10 Santa Fe,
asked him what they should bring him
from that ancient city. He replied that
he was not particular Sd long as they
didn't bring piece of adobe from the
800 yeaT-old church or an inkstand set
| in geological specimens. We shall
watch the future career of that by with
sanguine interest.
| The I'D man" OF Inc w ichita Eagle
| seems to have recovered his Fighting
| weighr' since he started a daily, and
the air in the neighborhood OF his office
is blue with sulphuric vapOr. He has
not only dressed down the Republican
Of this city IN gooi shape in the last
| few days, but he has knocked the Okla
homo Chi "UTt OF tIme.' Sail:n, old
| man we will hold YOUR coal and specs.