The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-14

less to add he has moved his paper
to Waterbury where we hope he will
succeed.
The Waterbury News says they are
to have a female seminary up there
and it wants an ORIENTAL Order of HUI
mility Hut organized to lay the corn
er stone. IN. G. Y. A. A. Y. H."
would be a good motto to hang in a
female Seminary.
Will Bro. Tlnan please tell us why
a Mother Hubbard dress is like Peck's
bad boy?-White Lake Dispatch.
We don't know, Nevin, unless it is
because they both need a strap over
the rump.
The Register can blow all it pleas
es about "Old man Austin violating
the Law, but it don't alter the fact
over ZOO votes in Brule county re-
cognized the call for an election, in
GLIDING the editor of the Register
who cast a county seat ballot
Bro. Hammond has got a Kazoo.
What is a Kazoo? Why, its a new
tangled campaign hfe-is about the
same kin toa flute, that a bull dog
pistol is to a pop-gun, and when a
man plays on one his neighbors are
liable to think he has fallen heir to a
wild cat with a big case OF collie.
Mrs. ii. II. Monroe, who has been
visiting her mother Mrs, Austin left
for her home, Rochester MINI, on
Wednesday last. During her stay
here Mrs. Monroe favored our citizens
with some of the sweetest singing we
have ever listened to and we regret
the opportunities were not oftener
oforded in which we could listen to
her voice.
Col. Sellers King sits down in one
of his wild flights of fancy and figures
out that Chamberlain has a population
of 1900 people, one of the most alb
surd statements the Register has been
guilty of. We would like to bet
Mr.. King anywhere from 500 to
$1,000 that The town has not a popu-
iation of 1000 or $1,000 to $500 that
she has not 1900 people. A chance
to make some money, Bro. King.
The oyster supper at the Presby.
terrain church on Tuesday evening,
gwen by the ladies Of the Babtist
society, was a success in every way.
The ladies Of the society wish.
through the columns Of the GRAPHIC,
to return thanks to the ladies of the
other churches who so kindly tend
cred their assistance, and to the PEG
pie of Kimball for their liberal patro
mage.
A girls taste differs according t.
her age. AT sixteen she wants a dud,
with toothpick shoes and a microsco
pic moustache, or a Goldman; at tween
ty, a chief j%cstice, with piles of tin
at twenty-five she'll be satisfied wish
a member of congress-, on a salary:
at thirty a country doctor or a Metho
dist minister will do, at thlrty-ive, al
initerate tinker; over thirty-hve, any
thing that wca rs pants.-Plankintol
Free Press.
AS we were going down to Cham
berlain n day this week a gentle
man who had just come through from
Chicago, remarked to us: eff YOU
should tell them back in Chicago
that farmers were blowing in Soutl
Dakota at this time they would cal
you a liar. They think you are al
froze up out here at this time o
year" Winter does not Set in II
South Dakota before Jan LIST, fully
month later than any eastern state
The writer Of this was wadlng aroun,
in ponds hunting ducks on the 25tl
of Nov last year.
r IL would like to look at some COZ
SETS" she SAID as she entered til
store.
!, eyes madam, this way if you pleas
After looking over the stock sh
remarked:
"Your prices are high, ] think"
Prices high?" repeated the clerk
with a Superior smile. "Why, MADAM
k that is the cheapest lot OF corsets
e ever saw, and have been handling
0 c~orsets for a good many years"
Not being familiar with technica
g business terms she left in a huff.
A young lady school teacher not
thousand miles from Kimball teache
e Ter physiology class a rhyme, on
, verse of which runs like this:
b This is my body from
y My head to my toes;
AL skin. bone, and muscle,
- Al every one knows.
The other day in repeating i, t
4 her class she inadvertently recited