The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-06-03
WIT AND HUNOR.

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nav N'0"' '''' a.. .,o-., ,,.h- on
we suspect 'n"' wv fnn-I, -, 20
many young men ",v t Io ,.I own salt
o'uSg '"'' .""' ,1 -, Without wo-
wv mere Wo"u we - wv "'' would ho
mani sAfu " " .t Il''i i;,,lo W. nn edo doc
al IIgh'' w. 'ne "'''0 P'7
where would II oe' va
Things one Wo9lo rS' ii,,, i%,U t tbe
unsald; dearest , Irieno ( Su.anti low
new portrait S"eet' tV w
charming no" pEe''y anu Wv ~
Ake!'
A Connecticut man nau ! TO cnyeI'" an
his own mother ana MS WIZ iu nI w.
for week ut Inc same 'lIno, "n rtd nr
says ne IS no" fc"ul ~ JO''' "'' '''''
as a Aon-'"ineF'
MistresSt TO new COOK w cun l','I1y,
and saturdays | snIt ~ ~ lN| m.n MI
with YOU ne" COON. 'iS ,.,., WIZ a.,
mum; DHt whose 4 CON Ill.,, ~ o, gary wv
basket 'he o'hcI u"> > ni'''il'
A Louisville lady has sued Tor a d.
vorce, asserting that her husband mas
not uohe any WON III io". , ,Lon u"l
Ihere are SOM "o.l'gt III w.. TlV ,i,," ,''''
man 70 Dc Oh inc jump "'' .''o '''''''
"What will the coming woman
wear?' asked fashion magazine IL
she anything Ike the present woman,
ana you '"Hc NJI Mo, ,l. W ~ ,,.. ,-,' -
nave "oSo'u'c'y H'''''''- W "'''''
NO said Sylvia, 'ItaIue would
not admit that she had young MI
Bonniface at her feet though ne Is
singularIy handsome man ana very
popular 10" Sg' ne - " '"I'oPo"'',,
Stylish young Ladle' are wearing Ilt-
tie gold kan-aroos on ihelr Walch
chains. Oh' the artlul lhIhgs' Inc
moment a man sees Kangaroo he
can help remembering that II Is leap
year.
The man who can thoroughly ENJOY
himself AT fashionable reception after
discovering that the bow OF his white
tie is under his left ear is superior to
the pomps and yanlties OF this wicked
world.
An inquirer asked: "llow can | tell
classical music?' That is easy enough.
When you hear anybody applaud and
look relieved after the piece is finished,
then YOU can know that it is strictly
classical.
Whom yonno 1odv oncouroces . fol.
low for two or three years and then
suddenly turns around and tells him she
never can be more than sister TO him,
he can for the first time see freckles on
her nose
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, i. uoesh Il, all elG'a.e Inc sP'rt'o ,t or
rmraI Flbo T who bnats cnrnoto for I
iivino to Iaarn 'hot the r C in bi S
noi%TborbnoJ orn ohnut ~ disnarj
norn ,,o', a ,,GO ,ol,o 20 70 s,aino, Goor.
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~ " PLet'y u!nicu,I 'h!hS ior hlgh'
scnooI 3lrl 10 'hihk Oh something 10 say
l Tt'n 'te 5oes " wiz " CoIn l,oslt ,l
ouV "s 1Voh "S sue gc'S out Vi schoo
ana "hAe on the way nome sne cal
say /" "Aole newspaper lulI Wilhou
lhlnAIng'
YES, John is a little wild, and In
somewhat afraid of him; but he's got
good run OF trade, and we can't dis
Gh@rse MN very we'll Tel you VIVA
Ic1 > No. lake MN INTO the ilrm' an
3ue's nc Il DC g4"o 10 get out IN les
IMAM SIN HAoH''''
a cure for spring fever which work
eXceIenuy with man is to have
young woman with her features col
cealea pX aVel speak to him on Il
street lie II forget all about beiI
urea ana follow her miles II necessa
10 eaten a SAmPSe OF her face
at is now settled" says an
change, THAT newly-marricd la
ceases to be a bride and becon
simply a wife when she has sewed
button on her husbands clothes"
is this fact that makes US such han
people. The country is full OF brid
An Irish bride REGARDS If ~ .,
omen to rise before the sun on |
wedding day. Her husband may int
pose no objection to such super
ton on that day, but after marriage
regards it an ill-omen if she doe
rise before the sun and wrcstle
the fire and the breakfast.
"Hif YOU wish TO spoil a good
send I'm 10 COLLEGE" remarked Fe
erstone, whose son had just retur
from course of instruction
Germany. "Ere's Charles; just b