The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1884-05-21

It would be GOOD plan for owners of ocean
steamers to employ only blind pilots. A man
who can see might recognize signals of distress
displayed by some wrecked craft and be tempt.
ed to 90 out OF his way TO render assistance.
and thus lose the golden opportunity of max
ing the quickest time ON record.
HORsFORD's ACID PHOSPHATE,
Gn Constipation.
Dr. j. N. ROBINSON, Medina O., SAYS: "In
cases OF indigestion, constipation and nervous
prostration, its results are happy"
First dude: Chow is your mustache getting
onF" "Oh, it appears to have settled down
for good"
The character of the testimonials to the
merits OF ATHLoPHoRos are as marked and ex-
ceptional as the remedy itself is among medi.
cines. They come from conscientious, careful
speaking people, who are not easily deceived,
and do not take stock in remedies without viz
tue. For instance, J. S. Carr, the President
of Blackwell's Durham Tobacco Co., writes:
'Have known ATHLoPHooRs to give entire
relief in cases of Neuralgia in head and face.
unhesitatngly recommend it to persons suf-
fering with Neuralgia and Rheumatism. This
, is the first testimonial have ever given for
any preparation, and 1 am SO we'll pleased
with ATHLoPHoRos that deem it duty"
Philadelphia possesses one doctor to every
three hundred and fifty of its population. Ev-
erybody has to take turns being sick there in
order to keep the doctors from starving.
DR.. Main, AZ Union Park, Boston, Mass.
says: 81 believe BATES CONSUMPTION PILLS
to be the greatest lung remedy ever known in
medicine"
=, A young poetess says she told her secret to
the sweet wild roses" She was very impru-
dent. When the sweet wild roses "blow" she
WILL Wish that she had kept her secret to her.
self.
Ladies i'm America.
long before they reach middle age frequently
find themselves suffering from some OF the
complaints and weaknesses peculiar to their
sex. For all such Kidney Wort is great
boon. 1t induces healthy action of the kid
neys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the system,
and strengthens and gives new life to all the
important organs of the body. 1t is natures
great assistant in establishing and sustaining
health. Sold by all druggists.
A New Jersey boy picked cartridge with a
pin. He is now learning to shoot marbles with
his left hand.-New York Journal.
PERFECTION. The Scarlet Cardinal, Red,
Old Gold, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Diamond
Dyes give perfect results. Any fashionable
color, 10c., at druggists. Wells, Richardson &
Co., Burlington, Vt.
A society paper says: Buttons are small and
unpretending this season." The truth of this
assertion never strikes man more forcibly
than when he endeavors to find the lost collar
button.-Boston Post.
QUAKER BTTTERs.-Always ask for them,
and take no other. They richly deserve the
reputation for excellence which twenty-four
years. use in New England-where they were
first sold, and where the demand is constantly
increasing-has secured for them.
Impcunious young men are pouring into
the ears OF their best girls dreadful stories
about poisoned ice cream and bursting soda
fountains, but the courageous maidens are too
brave to be frightened by unseen danger
New York Journal.
The Congress Yeast Powder is the only
Cream Tartar baking powder that sells on its
merits. 1t requires no advertising, because
when once used it always pleases.
MARRIAGES..
In Jefferson, May 5, Joseph A. Brann and Miss
In Whiteaeld, April "a, Paul King and Miss An
ME e. Moody.
In Bowdoin, May 8; Asbury e. Earl of Litchfeld
and Miss Carrie Adams Of Bowdoin.
DEATHS.