Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1884-11-21
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE.

banged at all it must not be on the tails.
Walt Whitman is announced to lecture
in England in lSsG. Waits numerous en-
gaGcments with his crcditOrsl in this
country render ii impossible for him to 90
at an earlier date.
a young lady vino was embraced by a
dude lover declared afterwards that. al
though she did not object to hugging. she
hated to feel as though she was bound in
calf
/ Mr.. William Thaw Of Pittsburg. Pa, is
said to he worth S?h,OOO. He ought to he
able to melt some susceptible female
heart.
Bjornsteme Bjornson, the poet, has a
son named Biorn Biornson. This ijs Just
about AIS VIE expected lit Would bic,
/ Baltimore society is all torn up over the
question whether a lady should recognize
IA gentleman while he is having his shoes
BACKED on street corner We should
think the gentleman would have some
hesitation about recognizing the lady I'M
der such circumstances.
The number of medical colleges in this
country is said to he l39 No wonder bust
ness is depressed. The outlook is dis
hcartening,
DIR. Napier declares that drunkenness
may tie produced 10y eating beans This
lets out the Boston fellows very neatly
but how about the rest of us
\ quack doctor advcrtiscs "Advice
free He is only wasting his money.
There is more free advice lying around
loose, just at present. than the country
knows what to do with
GLOW can skate with grace :" asks IA
correspondents ASK her.
The Germans have thirteen whole holi-
days Il year. The amount of beer an
nually produced in that country renders
this absolutely necessary
a Florida judge recently descended from
the bench and whipped IA lawyer APP
parsntly, we were mistaken in thinking
that all the legal talent of the country was
confined to Vermont.
Paper shirts are now being extensively
worn. The only drawback is that a man
in II paper shirt can't rustic around much
in meeting without attracting attention.
10000 600 of unclaimed money is said to
he reposing in the vaults of the United
s., cash
\ New Jersey woman shoulders her
broom and goes hunting with her hue-
band He must feel as though his turn
might come at any minute.
\ prominent member of the Tennessee
bar was recently arrested for Il tramp.
The Tennessee bar seems to he very much
the same sort of an institution as the Nir-
ginia press.
y warm supportcr-a glass of hot toddy.
The Maharaia Sir Run-o-decp Sing is
Prime Minister of Nepaul. Judging from
his name, he must be Il bass profundo
An English firm is making casks and
barrels of steel. they are said to resist
, temperance reform better than the old
wooden casks.
as ii woman capable of filing an office =
asks an exchange She is. \ woman ha,
just been inquiring after some rejected
= manuscript in this office, and she filled il
completely, for the time being.
~ don't believe in doing things h,
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took two half slices of cake from tine has
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