davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04
Christians and Fools.

Jenny Lind once went to hear Father Tay-
lor preach in Boston, but the preacher, ig-
norant of her presence, paid a glowing trib-
ute to her powers of song. As the Swedish
nightingale leaned forward with delight,
drinking in this unexpected praise, a tall man
who sat on the pulpit stairs began slowly to
unwind himself, and when he had done So,
wanted to know whether any one who had died
at Miss Lind's concerts would go to heaven.
Father Taylor said: "Sir, Christian will
20 to heaven wherever he dies; but fool
will be fool, even though he be on the pull
pit stairs. 1t would take more grace to save
such man as that than it would take skim
milk to feed an elephant"
Call. A cras man ALWAYS SINGS
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Fletcher and Washburn don't seem
be on the best of terms. When- fall
out etc.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Albert Shelter is to-day the most
popular man in the Fourth District.
He will be Gilfillan's successor in
congress.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04
convention :

Following are the delegates ITO
to the Democratic Nation
p. HI. Kelly, of Ramsey county.
r. a. Jones, of Olmeted.
G. F. Macdonald, of Stearns.
Nj. Doran, of lie Sueur.
w. j. Whipple of Winona.
B. S. Cook, of Steele.
Henry Poehler Of Sibley.
John G. Wise of Blue Earth.
w. NJ. Campbell, of Meeker.
G. n. Baxter, of Rice.
r. A. Smith of Ramsey.
E. w. Durant, Washington.
II. f. Heenan, of Stevens.
A. Gundernon, of Morrison.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

The Democrats of the House are
turning out Republicans with neat
ness and dispatch. What are the
Democrats there for except to get the
offices?
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Ramsey county is to have new court
house. twill be almost as good as
the one in Stevens county.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Ben Butler has captured the Green
back and anti-monopoly nominations
for the Presidency. Now let him get
the "old ticket" under his wing and
he may make the dust fly.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

The popular uprising in the Fourth
District killed Fletcher but did not de-
Gently bury him. He still offends
the public nose.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Canada is as popular now with
specializing bank presidents as it was
with different class of people in 1861.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Fred Puhler has purchased the
Duluth Times. Alas, tor the Times.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

He is a wise broker who knows his
own partner.n This is new Wall
street axiom from the New York Star.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Stevens county's auditor goes to
Chicago to help Pat Kelly nominate
the "Old ticket,n
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Mnle De Stael once said: "The more know
of men the better like dogs
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Fenelon: Good taste rejects excessive
nicely; it treats little things as little things
ard is not hurt by them.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

The public debt was reduced $5,000,-
900 during the month of May.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

The Duluth Tribune thinks the
Brooklyn bride should be painted red.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

State auditor Braden has sold 5000
acres of state lands recently.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04
THE POPULATION OF PIERRE
IS $500.

1t has an excellent municipal government.
The Presbyterian College of Southern Dakota,
now in operation, and numerous ward schools
offer superior educational advantages.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04
SCoupio GuiGut,c.

A black deer was killed at Lake
Park on Monday.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

The "old ticket for ''revenue only"
suits Minnesota Democrats to dot.
Mr.. Tilden should, however, spare his
barrel in this state, for rolling it about
in this neck, o'woods will 10 him no
GOOD
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04
p e r r E .
LlAk[l1TA.

The city Of Pierre is the county seat of
Hughes county, Dakota, and is located on the
east bank of the Missouri river. in the geo.
graphical center of the proposed new State of
South Dakota. and is opposite the center of
the great Sioux reservatson. 1t is the present
terminus of the Chicago & Northwestern
Railway; through daily trains without change
of cars unbetween the two cities in 30 hours.
The city is mainly built upon the large and
wooded banks and Islands, and as the slope
of each terrace or bench is toward the river,
the city is perfectly drained and is free from
the dangers resulting from floods or imper-
feet sewerage.
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

Minneapolis Tribune: Many of
the leading Democratic papers of the
country are filling their columns with
bitter TRADES against Ben Butler.
This is all very we'll, but these gentle
men may yet be invited to sit down
to q sumptuous banquet of friccaseed
crow
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04

The recent disasters to steamers is
said to check the rush ofpleasure seek
ers to Europe. 1t is thought that
most of them would find as much sat
isfaction in visiting the wonders of
the west which are unsurpassed across
the water
Morris tribune., 1884-06-04
A Qsance of Fat women.

Philadelphia Call: A gas man always sings
in long meter.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

A. M. Vaughan, editor OF the Greenwich
ReUie,c, Greenwich, o., writes: g Last Janu-
airy met with very severe &C dent, caused
by runaway horse. l used almost every
kind of salve to heal the wounds, which
turned to running sores, but foun1 nothing
to do me any good till l awas recommended
Henry's Carbolic Salve. bought box, and
it helped me at once, and at the end of two
months was completely we'll It is the best
salve in the markes, and never fail of tell.
ing my friends about it, and urse them to use
it Whenever in neel.w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16
Freaks OF Watches.

Watches are queer things. They
possess some unaccountable peculiari-
ties. For instance, some time about
the beginning of last summer. when
there had been as1ccession of tine dis
plays of aurora ore4lis. it was esti-
mated that. in a single night in the
City of New York the mainsprings OF
no less than 5000 watches broke. This
estimate is based on actual inquiries.
Fine, sensitive watches are particular
" liable 20 be affected by electrical at.
mospheric disturbances. During the
months of June. July and August.
when these phenomena are most fire.
ouent, thereare more mainsprings bro
ken than during Ill the remaining
months Of the year. They break in )
variety of representatives swapping IN
10 as many as twenty-seven pieces. It
is 4 fact that since the introduction OF
the electric light has become 50 general
4 large number of watches. some OF
them very fine ones. have become mag
netized. While in this condition they
are useless as timekeepers. This de-
feet used to be incurahle. and because
of It thousands of watches have been
thrown away after nasich money has
been spent on them in vain attempts
10 persuade them to keep good time.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16
The sharpest knife Is easiest nicked.
"AsGood asNew."

are the words used by lady, who was at one
time given up by the most eminent physicians,
and left to die. Reduced to a mere skeleton
pale and haggard, not able to leave her bed,
from all those distressing diseases peculiar to
suffering females such as displacements, leu
corrhoea Inflammation, ETC., etc She began
taking DR.. Pierce's stFavorite Prescription. y
and also using the local treatments recon-
mended by him, and is now, she says ''as
good as new" Price reduced to one dollar
BY druggistA
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

and everything in the nature Of eruptions
blotches. pimples, ulcers, scrofulous hIlmors,
and incipient consumption, which is nothing
more nor less than scrofula of the lungs, com
pletely out Of the system. 1t stimulates and
Inyigorates the liver, tones up the stomach,
regulates the bowels, purifies the blood, and
builds up the weak PLACES of the body. it is a
purely vegetable compound, and viii do more
than IS claimed for it. We refer to DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

The London inner circle railroad is
a marvellous feat of engineering skill
1t runs throughout its entire distance
under the busiest centre of the larg-
est city in the world, and the operations
attending the excavation and con.
struction have proceeded without seri.
Gus injury to or interruption of business
or traffic. Quicksands have had to be
passed through, beds of old rivers
spanned, lofty warehouses and mas
sive buildings secured while their
foundation have been undermined, and
an intricate network of gas and water
pipes sustained until supports had
been applied them from below. Added
to this the six main sewers had sever
al times to be reconstructed. Day and
night the work has been carried on for
eighteen months, and now the engi-
neers are able to announce that their
tunnel is complete. The laying of the
rails and the building of the stations
are the only portion Of the immens.
work that remains to be done, and IN
a very short time trains viii be pass
ing over the whole of this wonderful
suDterranean road.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

No lady of refinement likes to resort
to superficial devices to supply becoming
semblarce of her former beauty. 1t is health
alone that lights the countenance and brings
back fresh tints to the faded cheek. II any
thing on earth will do this, it is Mrs. Lydia
e. Pink Vegetable Compound which
has already brought health to multitudes
with whom all other means had failed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

For years have been afflicted with Hay
Fever. gave Ely's Cream Balm trial.
The relief was immediate. regard myself
cured.---G. SCHREIBER, Supt. of Cordage
Co., Elizabeth, N. j., price 30 cents.
Hay FEVER. ! have used Ely's Cream
Balm Tor Hay Fever, and have experienced
great relief. recommend it as the best of
all the remedies have tried.---T b. jerks,
Lawyer, Grand Rapids, Mich. Price 80
cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall,
Mich, offer to send their celebrated ELEo-
rRo- VoITAIc BELT aud other ELECTRIC AP-
PIIANoEs on trial for thirty days, to men
(young or oldl afflicted with nervous debil-
ity, loss of vitality and manhood, and all
kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism,
neuralgia, paralysis, and meny other dis
eases. Complete restoration to health, vigor
and manhood guaranteed No risk is incur
red as thirty days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet free.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Niagara Falls. coues-lnartialed and
sentenced to death. Hlslsentence was,
however, commuted 80 800 lashes,
from the result of which he never re-
covered, and for which pension was
granted him. This pension his widow
asks to have increased.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

ssTelI your mistress that have torn the
curtain. . said a border to = female domes-
tic. Every we'll. sir; mistress viii put il
down as extra rent"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

The farmers win be interested in
the fact that the agricultural interests
will be largely represented at the
Southern Worlds fair at New Orleans
The exposition has offered $4,000 in
premiums for cattle and dairy Gxhib-
its. $4,000 being for the latteE Min
nesota has added $1,000 to the premi-
um list for dairy products and appara-
tus. A number of herds of cows to
supply milk win be exhibited. so as to
allow of practical showing of the
working of the machinery. The COM
missioners, of Minnesota, are anxious
to have the Interna sional dairy con-
vention convene III New Orleans
during January, and also to have the
National Butter and Egg association
meet there at the same time.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

On every banner blazon bright,
The motto strong for which we fight,
OF all the oils that e'er were seen,
There's none that beats our Carboline.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Beyond all other extravagances Of folly
Is that Of expecting or Fishing to live IN
great number Of heaas.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16
ply with Finger.

The reputation of
Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters as q preven-
tive of epidemics, q
stomachic, an iavig-
GRANT. q general re-
storative. and n speci-
fic for fever and ague
indigestion, bilious
affections, rheuma-
tisTn, nervous de-
bility, const. rational
weakness, is estab-
lished upon the
sound basis of more
than twenty years
experience, and can
no more he shaken by
the c ! aptr ap nos
trums of unscientific
pretenders. than the
everlasting hills by
the winds that rustic
through their defilea
For sale by all Drug.
gists and Dealers
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

when our new method is guaranteed to per-
manently cure the worst cases of rupture
without the use of knife Send two letter
stamps for pamphlet and references Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main
street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16
"Rough on Pain, Plaster.

Porous and strengthening. improved. the
best for backache, pains in chest or side, rheu-
nlatism. neuralgia. 25c. Druggists or mail.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Be regular in your habits, especially in
drawing your salary.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16
..RnmnI, ON pninv

Cures collie. cramps, diarrhoea: externally
for aches, pains, sprains, headache, neuralgia,
rheumatism. For man or beast. % and E0c.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

The MUSICIAN misses the notes when he
notes the misses.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

The short, hacking cough. which leads to
consumption. is cured by Piso's Cure
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Fine clothes only makes ignorance more
conspicuous.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

A man who is sentenced to be hung hates
to be kept in suspense.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Runaway horses generally leave some
trace behind them.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Headache, fever, chills, malaria, dyspep
STA, cured by ''Wells' Health Remover" 81
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

The Hope Of the Nation.
Children, slow in development, puny, scrawny
AMI delicate, use wells Health Remover"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

.s,metime5 our misfortunes are
,aos IN dlsguise;" as, for instance.
u -, food which inundated Cincin-
=. i cleansed the city that 1t has
-, unusually healthful ever since,
W oi,ie, would be benefited by a
=, do.e Of the same medicine.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

A crying evil---the baby next door.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

Reports from Odessa give gloomy
view of the ravages OF the cattle plague
in several Russian Provinces. The
authorities are opposed by the people
when any attempts are made to stamp
out this pest. IN Samara the plague
is spreading rapidly and causing severe
losses, but Government Commission
recently despatched to Nicolaievsk to
investigate the disease and attempt to
check it, were driven out by this
peasantry and barely escaped with
their lives. The peasants were
willing to have their cattle cured
but when the Commission at.
tempted to kill and bury the diseased
stock, they were set upon by the
women, armed with kitchen utensils
and behind them came the men armed
with spades, fails, scythes, and similar
weapons. The Government offered to
pay three roubles for each ami
NAL slaughtered, but as this was no
the full value of a healthy animal, the
peasantrv would not submit to what
they thought was insufficient compen'
sation, and now the plague is spread.
ing unchecked.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16
1opICS OF THE DAY.

,.,o .Ioe." the local chief Of the
"oa ]. indians. says that there is a
EaslOI ,,s,po in theoutskirts of Car
qaa, ada. who is nearly one hun
%, I'd afty years old. Her grand
dfs' !, - tbe age Of thirty. was one Of
''O !. :, Frsmont's guides when he
.tssed the plans.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1884-09-16

: curious claim pending in the
sus'0a Office at Washington. belong
. The war of 1872. is one present.
the widow of Anthony Coslo.
Anthony Castle. It cites that
A'uOny Castle, who died in 1870 at
80 -Aroor, Mich, joined the British
~, 70 Canada, that he deserted ID
j. crossed on the ice to the Ameri-
~. y sue Of the river aud entered the
-. sa Ssates service. After serving
4. tx months he was retaken By
0s''lsh at > point six miles below
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09
TEE M0NUasEN ;aL LIAR
And Deinagogue

AS the canvass progresses, it is
perfectly apparent that James G.
Blaine cannot tell the truth
about anything. but On the con
trary, will lie wiilfrily, knowing
ly and u,blushing.y about the
plain, simple business transac-
tons of his life, as witness the
following:
The Fasse;hOOss.
BAR HARBoR, Me-, July %, 'S4.
Hon. H. S. Bundy:
In answer to your recent IA
vor, | beg to say that | am not
and never have been the owner
of any coal lands or iron lands or
lands Of any character whatever
in the Hooking Valley, or in any
part of Ohio, nor have | at any
time owned a share of stock in
any coal. iron or land company
in the State Of Ohio.
j. G. BLAINE.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09
High Priced Letters.
WARREN FISHER AGAIN.

This Blaine mess gets dirtier
almost daily. The Hooking Cor
shocking) Valley business is still
making respectable Blaine voters
blush and tear their hair, and
here at a meeting in Fairview,
N. j., last night, Mr.. Kobbe, a
lawyer of this city and a relative
OF Mr.. Warren Fisher. read the
following letter from that gen
tleman
WINDSOR, Vt. July 2. 'S4
In April or May of 1880 Blaine
sent woid to have me meet him
at the Fifth Avenue Hotel. He
then authorized me to get the
letters from MulIigan, pay ten
thousand dollars ii | could not
get them for any less, and then
wanted Mr. MuiIigan and myself
to 60 to Europe and remain until
after election at his expense
Mr.. Mulligan declined the offer.
He said Blaine had stolen his
letters in Washington !; he never
should have what he had at any
price. WARREN FISHER.
IN. Y. Herald
We are provoked to remark
that Blaine is getting the M"Ili-
gan letters at much less price
than he offered for them.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09
ssgSz TEE eEEEs1CRaE'-
YG s1.sEe.'Ye

he Columbus Dispatch, Of last
Monday, Republican paper cd
tied and published by Capt. Ny
ers, the Columbus Postmaster,
has his Item Of political sport
ing" news:
"A great deal Of money is be
Ing wagered by sporting men on
ihe approaching elections in this
and other States. sam Crouch
is the latest one 10 pat up. He
has just pat up the stakes as fol-
lows: \ $5u0 wager even witt.
a barker tron Plain City that
Newman viii Ge reelected: a
$irJ even BET Wi!i. &. ;.r!ie Con-
rad ii.at New iork viii give "a
Democratic majority; $50 with
Charlie ssaun':ers, letter carrier,
0n Newman re election. even.
and 500 wager VIII. Treasurer
* es:. o. Hooking County, that
New York will 20 Democratic" :"
Il is inlUaterial ana not our
business what association or what
practices Mr.. Eli West as citi-
zen a.L private individual may
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09
THE BLAINE IDEA.
How He Does Things.
consistency TEse,s Art II
SyEidicate.'

At the Maine State election,
short time ago, MIR. Blaine refus-
ed to vote for Prohibition, giving
as a reason that. he being a can
didate for national office, would
not express himself on any ques-
ton of State policy affecting the
citizens of State in which he
has been a resident for more than
twenty five years; but notwith-
standing the gIeat tinidity of
Mr.. Blaine in this regard he does
not fail to in,rude himself into
the State politics Of Ohio. State
in which he AYERS he does not
now and never did have any in
terest whatever.
The hippodrome goes on its
way, like any other third class
show. but the people are wide
awake 10 the ultra demagogue-
ism represented by the chief at
traction in the ring.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09
NEur NnpE Mar o. 80

New YORK, May 25, 80.
Received Of J. Henry Brooks
$4,000 Of the first mortgage
bonds Of the Standard Coal and
Iron Company on account OF
James 9. Blaine. numbered from
35i to 4G0 inclusive.
S. 8. ELkINs.
What, We ask, can Mr.. Blaine
mean by this mode Of proceed
ures We confess we cannot see
unless the mode OF procedure of
the Standard Coal and Iron Co.
into the stock of which The Hope
Furnace lands We're merged. has
been simply an organization for
the oppression of the Thousands
who have been wont to add 10
ihe wealth Of the syndicate by
their days OF toll, for wages mea-
sured by tie standard Of the i'm
ported pauper of Europe. Blaine
may parade himself before the
public and convert his 'mpaign
into a travelling circils, but he
cannot hide from the honest sons
III toll, BY means Of written, spo-
ken and acted lies, his connection
with every means for expressing
the laboring citizen Of America,
known to and sanctioned by the
edicss Of the party whose candi
date he is.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09

engage in; bat The public polit-
ical acts of the Treasurer OF
Hooking County commands at
tention and invites investigation.
Sam Crouch. formerly of South
Perry, now of Columbus, is Sa-
loon keeper and a notorious
gambler. He bets on elections
as he tets on cards. The Trea-
surer of Hooking County en-
counters this gambler and
bets!!
The Treasurer of Hooking Co
certainly has flush of ncncy.
or wants to make money badly,
when he puts up 500 witt, the
most notorious gambler OF Co
lumbus. on The vote of New
York.
Besides. Mr. West shows his
anxiety and his interest in The
defeat Of the Democracy by bet
ting as he does. He wants 10 i,s.
elected in Hooking by Demo
cratic votes. but he bets Si00 on
New Yo.k. 1t would have been
better for the Treasurer, having
the S100 to spare. to have made
a contribution to a School house,
or Church, or 10 have donated
his money 10 the suffering min
ers, instead Of having put j; up
for the benefit Of a Columbus
gambler.
The gambler, although a Re
publican. bets to make money,
and will take the sl00 staked by
the Treasurer of Hooking County
on New York.
Treasurer West will lose his
bet. He can get bets to the
of one hundred thousand
dollars. if he proposes keeping
up and continuing the game he
has begun with Sam Crouch
and he Will lose all his money
bet.
The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-10-09
Our County Ticket.

The Democratic county ticket, is
one of the best that could have been
selected. Every candidate is com
petent to fill the office, is an honest
man ,and a good Democrat.
The Republicans are making no
fight against any candidate except
John Notestone All the energy of
the party is directed agoinst him.
and all pretenses of Others is only
sham Mr.. NotestOne was defeated
two years ago by unfor' unate di-
visions in the party. He was then
made sacrifice to satisfy spirit of
discomfort. He accepted his dsfeat
like man. He has been renomin-
ated. and his honorable competitor
is his warmest supporter. During
the canvass just closing Mr.. Notes
stone has made many friends who
were against him :befnre for the
reason he WAS mk known, and his
merits as a man and Democrat not
appreciated
He has made an honorable can
vass this fall. He has spoken 10
unkind word of Mr. West. He asks
a Democratic support, because he is
the honora bly, nominated candidate,
and because he is Democrat. The
party owes Mr.. West nothing. He
has made a good officer and is an
excellent gentleman. But lie ia a
Republican and all his political IN
fuence in office and out is used to
hurt and destroy the Democratic
carty. His election. if such could
be possible. would only give encour
,gement to Republicans to fight
lown some other Democrat next
Tsar.
No'estone is justly entitled to ev-
cry Democratic vote in the county.
md we have the faith in our party
hat he will get them.