The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-09-18
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ls.s. hes h. sAisls shsy arc III good NET
Il TIE man ~ho speeds bis vscssiss 10
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ess ~ lisa spcrrh 10 sstsni V his eAss'
st ysss .sys the rfshibitaos party =
-,ae.iapsA 10 ssccss power 70 the issa'
A .arr power =. Pr~sns
A hoy sissys nlsioss slea eA
,,.tens. is.s hia cot u dresses. ana fsf
\, s.ss mAHy years before he s~ersess
tbsB sgsis.
..asy Raliasl husband - be pro
r..a.J 20 tab. de~s the clothes iins, M
/, s,.sseiossl, triPped ever scfeaas' .fes'1
..A from tl.e lotion 81 bis feet slsssi 10
-. -hsr, The wicket cease irom ssonbline
viii. l.. mother vas taking iiy oni
u ~. butter, little Daisy asked; is thh
baiuffy. msamai
ases csussrs falls IN Caiss ths
.i..a.,f. a..ls a.. cut of ssd ihresn 10
.nh ,Ls sss.,s TLis 10 the gay Their
a. them
:. on. a.s', propose 10 me here "a
.i.im-.l . Young lady. shose lever u.s.
- q, IL pour out vi. ssovsl - they ~srs
uiiss Ls rouhrli The very corn hss
-
~'Mbst wss your real rssson Tor SELL
ist Msuls 7" he vas ssksi. lyon wont
s,,.na.syY' .'c~rtsialy not "When.
ever drove her on the rosd people vsuld
.sy. There goes Maud s.. With any other
horse they gay. There goes Vanderbilt,
That is tho reason"
.Yss, sighed Amelia, before marriage
George professed 70 be wiling TO die for
me. but SOW he. Won't even get bis life in
sursd ia my fsysr." aud the pscr girl bum
into . fashionable food Of tears.
The New York Tribuss says that =
baseball mise will sosa BE- organized 10
Canada. composed Of American bank cssh
iers nov residing in that country. II
would aot be safe for such nine 10 make
home run.
81 think il IL outrageous. said Mrs
spsrrswgrssa Here 1t says in the paper
that ST. John has been nominated for Presi'
dest. It's bad enough TO make fun Of
live people. but when they begin Juggling
in the apostles il certainly ia too much. :
A British and Yankee skipper were
sailing side by side. and in the mutual
chsfr the English captain hoistsd the
Union Jack and cried cut: There's leg
Of mutton for you" The Yankee uDfurlsd
the s,sr and Stripes and shouted back
and there is the gridiron which brsiled
H."
--"How can You account for those nns
stalks Of corn coming up in the fence cor.
ucrsrr asked man Of farmer. That's
not corn. the farmer replied; only weeds
"Ah, how singular" Don't know mnch
about iarn,is. reckias" Very little !
am III. editor Of an agricultural paper
did The remains Indicate in any way
that tho man died hard2" asked the cor.
ssNnu urttaal oil
struggle, did you j. something ,enain' 70
show that the poor fellow defended him
self" mo. sir" what reason. then
hay. you for thinking the man died hardY
.gecuuse Shsn found him he was frozen
solid"
"A physician undertook to explain Il
bis ll,lls daughter the difference between
tn. tao sch osls Of medicise, aud informed
her that the difference consisted IN this
tha, homeopathy" meant small qnanti
Ties. aud "sllspathy" meant i4fs' qnADii
ties. His daughter, catching the idea
promptly osclsimea: Then ! know VIA
III Mrs. Baker nesct whsa abe said Sis
ie, Mary was ont VI proportiss' She
got HON ssopsthic nose and sllepathi
fssti''
Man has not half the courage OF We
mss" shouts . female orator. No, indeed
no one sysf saw . great big. overerow'
woman rusuiog from little bit OF maj
with rolling pis 10 bis hand.
Colorado has q woman who speak
sisbt languages. but when her busbei''
comes 10 al three Ia the msrning With b
legs hepslessly caiangled she doesn't Dc
sia,e very far from ths Colorado inierpr'
iaiion Of plain Esglish.
The evening shoe for little girls
The ps,li slipper" says sn exchang. II Y
used iu., before ,Le little girl IS put TO BE-
~i,Lou, her upper. aud The ceremony
.rr,ioa IL osr is attended with more {
lee, enasisr demonstrations on the part {
the little girls mother
The man who prsys on his knees 0
Sunday msy he very esod SORT OF a mat
Int II h- pr,ys on HIS nsighbors duri'
ihs s,sk !, msker gfcs, difference
"A TEN cAl a hich ua sbosrd the 10
la,v.. .h.a sle seat do~a ~ss picked n
alive l,y the cre,s Rip liehtshp the d.
after tho seciirs, But you don't cate
that ca, bra dag srounj On the lhitf
States nsv, -.y longer
Mat /. the ..ssi cattle plsRusf v
aaui knv. -Aich IA The aorsi. bat . -
v.liiay esi,sl, ito ihr garden aud :
rss.ls ,lss-urssg aA~ tomato plau's w.
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