New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-05-26
TIE TALK OF LIE DAY.

Tn the course of sermon recently priest ID Naples
exclaimed: I've are failing into hell Look TIE
Madonna has Hedl Call on her, call, OF woe 20 uS
panic resulted. and many people were hurt
wide AraGc Is TO have Chinamau on its editorial SIAN
Bttle i've vear-oid girl Maine said recently that
there were two things she hated, namely Sundays ana
dying.
A correspoudert writes: WIN You please inform me
te strN hats can be worn without exciting comments
Certainly. straw hats be worn Without exciting
vcrn cayortinC along the street gale Of wind you
must expect remark or two Philadelphia CAL
when The Boston Trureller hasn't anything else handy
20 talk about prints article answering the question
swhy not nominate hn 2" referring to President Ar
thur welshs free country, and there is 40 reason
why al editor shouldn't support anybody he chooses
The people. however, do the electing.
An Indiana girl was swinging in hammock when man
passed her horseback with gun across the pommei 9
his saddle TEe horse stumbled and Jared the gun IL
went of and hit the girl IN the hammock. Her mother
who WINS in the kitchen washing the dishes was not hur
Boston Post
Mr. Eaton o. Connecticut, Is becoming famous Many
Democratic papers refer 20 him as Old Bill Eaton"
Doc. Ham Griffin's Me ana Mary Abroad may be
expected before long Hartford POsL
The Boston Advertiser says that this year the east wind
has broken the sympathetic chord that generally exist
between hats aud apple blossoms. An apple bios
som to be poor thing TO tie hat 10 on windy
day
OF the Democrat. now talked Of for President with
remote chance Of being nominated, Tilden j. y
and the Oldest Cleveland is a and the Youngest Either
could be trluisphantly elected Boston Post
The hoBe Register says that Kentucky is permitted
to write tue Democratic platform. aud name the oandi
dates will invite danger and perhaps defeat Now Mr
WattegsOn has the floor Whurroo!
A Woman'- Onion has been established in Buffalo 20
teach peumanshp and other useful accomplishment;
This is filing a long felt want. Anything " aleu- viii
teach women TO drop the h0irlshes which maze tnef
Chr0gITphy leglhe will be great boon 10 the world
san FRANCHISES hrOnlcle
Miss Becky Jones has rivals. Seven women in Georgia
recent made a quilt without speaking a word during
the whole operation II ought added however that
thsy were inmates Of a deaf and dumb institution
The English salvation Army has started theatrical"
mission London. II they succeed in converting ticket
spectators and who out between the acts to
change their breath they Will receive tho thanks OF the
public.
An exchange says: "Hugolatry takes the place Of
every other OF worship with certain French literary
guo." st what HugOatry may De IS a EtLe OBSCURE
but the fra three letters OF the word sort o. W0sp
that Is popular with CERTAIN young meh OF THIS
country NOrrstown Herald.
It $4,000 print the speeches the tariff bin
and suggests that this amount OF money would
have buricl "a Congressman. Very true but II IS al
right as tariff bill probably buried several Congress
mcn.
King Leouod OF Belgium in banqueing King WI
ham OF Holland mt BRUSSELS said u the nrst time
thai two Kings who born IN the city had mel
n their birthplace IL this country II man dd not see
more than Two kings NJ in his hand he would have
a small chance OF raking N the pot baltimore Day.
And says thai Congressman Holman
came near being nominated for Tie VloePresdency with
General Hancock Perhaps they didn't put him On he
ticket because they were afraid be would object