The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-01-03
Gbtsilfs.

Coo sss. Iisrs her ssblscts silhag'y
sssma 10 The yeih
--Horss Dealer Why DO ycs cell thai
pr~ai, cciis He 10 not brehs jet s bel
Ossu Ne. bot Am
A Bc,s letter Dor usels; = We sss
81 hsrs . Cbrsssmss trss sD1 supper.
Your prssspn 10 requested"
--i.s. aid The Tsrs Hsuis man. In
rsss.r glad 90 HE vhcis. there 10 isv
Agsiss, ss9i,linS on sandsy. u sivss %
oss day 10 sss GOOD
la tie fss wssi man sdssrtises Tor .
voasn To .ssL. iron aud milk one o.
too cove Whist does be want his coss
Washed ard ircasd fort
Yea" ssiJ Tie Idaho mas. "fs's
dFssdfBl uafortassss that my gal gos
hinged by THAI ar bar. she's sort o.
held me 10 eoDismp sines."
-~nhsu ssmsons hair vss cut short be
~s al no more account than ~ ordinary
msn. and - parallel case In modern bis.
tory. Oscar Wilde is poor example.
No. Charley isnt nush Of story
teller. Lssi nsghs BIO related little affair
,ls, took place . lev days ego. and blamed
II be diin't tell u sKsctly - |. occurred.
The Gisbe ssys thousands Of English.
@~u are seeking .Lis country for purposes
81 investment They trysd 70 Invest Il .
esu,ury ego. hot II sas . uissrsbis failure,
The paper dollar Of Basnos Ayrss has ~
last given ssy 10 coin dollar; bat vhss
eoiol II sss alloy Of copper and silver
and ~ big over - On average sissd dap.
jack.
Yes. said Farmer Fnrrov. after chas.
ing chichea clear around ten acre LOT
sad elutebing only . handful OF feathers,
the only surs thing In this world is uscer.
tainiy.
--"what 10 the WORT thing sbout
riehssf" asked . sunday school teacher.
That they takes unto themselves wings
aud ny away" promptly replied The boy
81 the loot Of the olsss.
= Did you give Johnny tho msdisine,
Mrs Brown asked tho doctor Oh, yes,
doctor. replied the loving mother; thsa
shs added. innoosntly. and II don't seem
TO have done him the least harm.
Thanksgiving always comes before
Congress Meets" said the youth to his
father. why is in" Because. my son. Z"
va. tho solemn reply. Il, is in the nature
u things; II couldn't come after"
mo. / won't have . cat about my
hous.!' savsgsly exclaimed young wife
the other day. Every time look II cot
1t makes me mad ~ think II can wear
fur coat 10 the winter aud can't.
"A writer in the Igricuifwia asks:
What shall Va do 10 make the kitchen
bright? You might accelerate the Ore With
. tilt OF the kerosene can. That generally
tends TO brightes up th,ngs for an hour OF
two
Al the banquet: Fellow Irishmsn: ]
am glad To be With you here hope We
shall meet sitsn. Gentlemen you may
not have supposed il. bat ! am myself
sonstbing u an Irishmsn. ! have .
c. RI sg."
A colored man Was heard the other
dav 10 remark conalsntially 70 friend:
''Y-sm done write 10 my gsmman. from
dat lie next time set Dc day fur dc cers.
mony itll have TO come OF; an he kncws
IL in earnest for l put Il in parenthesis"
Yes. said the society young man. I
think she is indeed charming girl; and
sncha brilliant convsrsstionalisti / talked
With her Tor upwards Of ten minutes the
Other evening. and vs didn't refer TO the
weather but inst once during the whole
time
Johnny. said The teacher. . lie sss b.
actsd ~ we'll - told Nov. II Your father
we're to put sand in HE sugar aud sell IL
he would be actings lie and doing very
wrong. That's what mother told him,
'aid Johupy. imps.uonsly. and be ssil he
didn't care.
- don't take much stock ia proverbs.
s4id Brown 10 Jonss For instance. look
II the Oft quoted one. A friend 10 need 10
) friend indeed. Nov most Of ny sxeri.
sncs With friends ia need has been that
lh~y wanted 70 borrow. Give ma tho
|rienl that il not 10 need.
--Oal he'sa green hand. remarked .
book aseut, contsmptuously. He thinks
be caa s~ll books. and he has not ",
earned the drsi principles Of The business
Daiy Yesterday he vas picked mp Ill 10
reap At the bottom Of . stairway. Nov.
"a eIpsrisncsl book agent always lands
% bis feet
The "~ishbone" Wedding has become
lie correct thing This couple stand
ssnsath forsl vishbone. After The csvs
nony the bride aud groom are given the
sishbons 70 pull Tho tug results 10 .
break somewhere. and Whoever holds the
ons piece Il absolvsd from getting Up 10
build nrss 10 the morning.
--Pirss farmer How 10 The world can
ever stop the boys from comning over
ay isnc. and stealing fruitf Cant you
ell me = ~ayY' Second farmer. -'Ob.
Tss All you have 70 do il 70 take Oh that
'otscm hoard. and ! warrant you .hsss IL
'ot boy 10 the nsishbshood With energy
'nongh TO go over The fence.
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