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MORE wONneRFUG YET.

H. E. Carpenter, Henderson, n. T., cured Of
Psoriasis Leprosy, of twenty years standing,
by CUTIcURA REMEDIES. The most wonderful
cure on record. A dustpanful Of scales fell from
him daily. Physicians and his friends thought he
must die. Cure sworn to before justice of the
peace and Henderson, most prominent citizens
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September 20, A. D. 1884.

All bids to be addressed to the Chairman Of the
Court House and City Hall Special Commission
ers.
The right is hereby reserved to reject all bids
Of incompetent or irresponsible persons, and all
such bids as may be unreasonable.
No bid will be received or considered unless
accompanied by the bond Of the bidder, or bid
ders with satisfactory suretes in the penal sum
Of ten thousand (s1o,ooO) dollars, conditioned,
that il the bid shall be accepted and the contract
awarded to the bidder or bidders, he, or they,
will enter into and execute such contract; or by
deposit with the commissioners OF a check for
the sum Of five thousand (s5,0o0) dollars on some
bank in the city of Saint Paul, duly certified as
security in lieu Of such bond.
No bid will be accepted unless the bidder or
bidders will enter into such bond and give such
security for the performance Of his or their con-
tract, as may be required by the Commissioners,
and approved by three -fourths vote of the
County Commissioners and Common Council of
the city Of Saint Paul, OF the members elect in
joint session.
By order OF the Court House and City Hall
Special Commissioners
j. ]. McCARDY,
235td County Auditor
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Duluth Wheat.
lsnsriai reln,rsrn tn ,hs c,oss

Especial IeIcVraIn % the GIobe.I
DULUTH, Aug ss.-The markets on change
to-day were practically unchanged and dull
Closing prices; Nc. hard cash sssse; septem-
Der sic; October Sc. R spt<-wheat-3,4S $50
bushels cats l, .oS rashsIs. superintendent
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CONTRACT WORK.
Grading and Guttsring Harrington
Avenue.

OFFICE OF THE BOARD or PUBLIC woRks
CITY OF ST. PAUL. MINI, August 20, 1884.
Sealed bids viii be received by the Board Of
Public Works In and for the corporation Of the
city Of ST. Paul Minnesota, at their Office in said
city until 12 m. on the list day Of september, A.
D. 1884, for the grading and guttering of Earring
ton avenue, from Dayton avenue TO Como avenue,
in said city. according to plans and specia-
cations on file IN the Office OK said Board II
A bond with at least two (2J sureties, ina sum
of at least twenty 800 per cent. Of the gross
amount bid, must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right TO reject ans
or all bids.
JOHN HARRINGTON, President.
oficial:
Z. l. GoExAS. Gle goa- Pabhc Works.
Sss-Sss Ds
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a. +. w..

VEDSC Hair vigor cures badness.
"A IEhS Hair vigor restores youth.
full freshness and color to faded and gray
hair. II attalns these results by the stim-
ulation Of tho hair roots and color glands.
to the the HAIR sss 'l sb.s IT,
reason Of age or diseases Of the scalp, has
become dry, harsh and brittle, q pliancy and
glossy silkcn softness Of extreme beauty.
There Is no dye IL Ayers Hair NTGnD
and tho good 1t does is by the 1UOIG
1t impaits to tho follicles, and the clesn.
lincss and heanhfulness of tie condition
In which 1t maintains tho scalp.
AVERsG Hair vigor rencws the hair.
IA 1IAO ~ Hair Vigor is tho best cure
known for Drashy Huir, scald Head, Itching
Humors, letter Sores, Torpid Follicles, and
all other diseases of the scalp that cause
s NE 's of ss HAIR s9a bs it, . sass
Of dandruff 20 perfectly, and SO etectually
prevents its return, as ArER's HAIR vIaoR.
In addition to the curative and restorative
virtues peculiar to Ayers IIair VTGAD
it is a toilet luxury. The Flair VlOO6G
is by far tho cleanlicst Embarrassing made.
1t CAUSES the hair to grow thick and long,
and keeps 1t always soft and glossy.
Ayers Hair Ngor
Contains no dcleterious Ingredients. It's use
prevents all scalp disease, secures against tho
hair growing thin or gray, and surely cures all
badness that is not organic.
PREPARED BIT
DR.. j. G. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all druggists.
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legal requirements.
Governments-Firm.
State Securities-Quiet.
Bonds-Railroad bonds lower.
Stocks-Rallied a al per cent. after II Clock
but later the selling was renewed and prices de-
clined sharply on unfavorable rumors aioat con-
corning the trunk line pool. Stocks were lower
this afternoon on the circulation of unfavorable
reports. The lowest prices were made about
2:3O Union Pacific sold down to 81, Lake Shore
49, New York Central 1044, Canada Southern
to 81. At the close there rally of 70 @3s
per cent. and the market left off steadier.
Posts financial: The reaction in stocks from
the advance in ten days up to last Tuesday, is
due chiefly to the fact that the ciques had ad-
vanced prices to point where other spectators
would not buy and there has been but little
buying for legitimate investment decline was
inevitable. The prospects Of trouble in the
trunk line pool have helped to increase the de-
cline, but reaction would have come even with
out that. The bank statement was unfavorable
in that it showed an important decrease OF de-
posts, specie and surplus revenue, but it had
very little effect on the stock market.
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W7tat CdnIe 0f Being Selfish.
Texas Siftings.


"say. Shorty" said passenger to horse
car conductor, ''what has become of Bilks,
who used to run car on this line2''
''Got the g. b. the other day from the COM
pany.n
''What was the matter'"
"Why, he took seventy fares on the up
trip and only reported thirty
''Seems to me he was rather greedy
Yes, Bilks was too much Of hog; an that
don't pay in the long run, 'cause it makes
the company dissatisfied. / don't think it
right to do anything unreasonable. You see,
the company furnishes the horses an the
cars and then pays the conductor an the
driver, besides the necessary repairs and
losses. man oughter act square, an he
won't get left. Bilks oughter done the fair
thing by the company an give them halfany-
way" and then he collected five fares from
passengers and rang three on the indicator
with the consciousness of an honest man.
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New York Dry Goods.

NEW YORK, Aug. 23.-For the closing day Of
very hot week there has been fair business
reached through orders for miscellaneous as
sortments, and prints in particular. Prices are
very steady for all kinds of goods, which will
have the effect of an increase OF values as the
season advances.
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Christ did; to rebuke sin, as John did; to
counsel kings, as Elisha did, to thunder
against profigacy, as Knox aud Latimer did !;
to visit prisons with Howard; to emancipate
the slave with Wilberforce; to build houses of
refuge in the precints of metropolitan per
dftion to make better laws for the regulation
OF the liquor-tratic aud to see to it that they
are executed
Rev. VIM. Arthur, one Of the noble think
ers and forceful writer's of England, in his
book just published thus presents the majes-
ty OF the moral law. 1t equals If not ex-
GELS anything ever before presented on the
subject.
Where is the body that can break a law!
Not in the deep sea, heave as it may; not in
the most stealthy earthquake, not In the
hardest metal, not In the swiftest beam OF
light. Where is the body that can break alaws
Where Is the body that can make Gods pure
air be the messenger to carry les Where
Is the body that can makes God good gift OF
iron to be the tool to steep Gods very boun-
tiful clay in the blood of murder. Where is
the body which which when the voice OF
rlghtful law says, Thou Shalt! can make an
swer, will not; and when the same sacred
voice says, Thou shaft not can make an
answer, l villa The experience of mankind
has brought to light but one body placed
thus in the supremacy awful position Of lib
erty to break law; and that is the body
which, welded to the soul of man, forms the
only tie between the unconscious instru-
ment and the moral agent, and works to the
human will as does the telegraph wire to the
will of the operator.
But, when the offender has done his act
where does he stand-over the corpse of
dead law? over the grave Of buried author
ity? No. the law which before seemed only
as a thing that could be set aside, now di-
lates into an immuta5e power that can
never be put away. The authority which be-
fore seemed to allow of resistance, now
stands up armed against rebellion. Before
his crime, the agentwas under the law, which
if it was for restraint, was also for protec-
ton, and, if it called for effort, held out a
great reward. After his crime he is not less
under the law than before, but under it for
penalty and shame. He that fought to do
proudly il setting him self above the law feels
that never did he creep 80 low as he does
now under weight that is going to crnsh
him. A law kept is gentle as nursing
mother; law broken is more terrible than
an angry giant.
Bucklin's Arn1ca Salve.
| The greatest medical wonder of the world.
| =
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Nj. Doran's ReDorts

NJ. D0ran's Reports
ST. PAUL, Aug. 90.
The following quotations, giving the range OF
the markets during the day, were received by NJ.
Doran, Commission Merchant:
WHEAT
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Austrian Government Bonds Stolen

New YORK, Aug. 23.-The following telegram
has been received by the German consul at this
place:
FRANKFORT oN-THE- MAINE, Aug. ga great
theft Of Austrian government bonds has taken
place. A list of the securities is on the way to
you. Have it posted on the exchange.
RUMPF, President Board CT Police.
The consulate officers have no further informa-
ton on the matter, nor have the bankers who
make a specially of continental securities any in
formation as to the manner and amount OF the
robbery Those visited so far say the securities
will probably be difficult to negotiate.
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River Division.
Milwaukee Il Chicago Eek. .
Milwaukee & Chicago TX. .
La Crosse, Dubuque. Rock
Island & ST. Louis Ex. -.
La Crosse Passenger.
Iowa g. MINI. Division.
Central Iowa g. Southw'n FIX
Central IL Wa Southw'n Elk
Hastings & Dakota Div
Milbank & Fargo Passenger
Aberdeen & Mitchell Ex....
Fargo Express. ....... -.
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IOIAI Cafs f6VeIVtU -oV IOIAI CATs sHIppeU IoO
Grain Inspections cars No. . wheat; , cars
No / wheat; 1 car No. 8 corn; cars No. .
oats; car No. 8 white oats.
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PITTsBURG, Aug. 2a.-Petroleum active and
firm; certificates opened at s5ac. advanced to
Sc sc; declined to s4ac; rallied to s5asc, and
closed at S4Ac.
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-sO,3s7 bushels In store-wheat- 1914, 274
bushels; oats 9,907 bushels.
S.. H. WOOD &: 60,
Grain and. Stock Brokers.

90 Chamber of Commerce, Chicago
I" st. Paul.
PA Hennepin avenue, Minneapolis
Buy and sell Grain, Provisions and Stocks'f for
cash or on margins Only brokers in Minneapo-
lis having their own membership on the Chicago
Board of Trade.
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RAILROAD BONDS.

c. p. Bonds. lst.lllli L. p. land grant .loTN
Fric seconds ..... SO y sinking fund. ...11O
lehich \ We. $50 Tex. 2. grant B.. 40ia
SPA :. c. lst.lt7 do Rio q. div. 81
l p Bonds Ist..llOS
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Receipts and shipments of grain, live stuck
for twenty-four hours ending Aug. %, 1884.
Articles Reed Sh'd Articles. Reed Sh'd.
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Bucklin's Arn1ca Salvs.

The greatest medical wonder of the world.
Warranted to speedily cure Burns, Bruises, Cuts
Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Cancers, Piles,
Chilblains, Corns, letter, Chapped Hands and
all Skin Eruptions, guaranteed to cure in every
instance, or money refunded; 25 cents per box.
For sale by Lambie & Bethune
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PILES! PILES!

sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and
liberated Piles, has been discovered by DR.. Will
liam, ian Indian remedy called DIR. WILLIAMS
INDIAN OINTMENT. single box has cured
the worst chronic cases of 25 years standing No
one need suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions and in
struments do more harm than good William ,
Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching (particuIarly at night after getting warm
in bed,) acts as poultice, gives instant and pain
less relief, and is prepared only for Piles, itching
Of the 4rivate parts, and for nothing else. For
sale by ell druggists, and mailed on receipt OF
price, 81. MOVES BROS. s. CUTLER, Wholesale
Agent, st. Paul. MINI.
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SAN FRANCISCO MINING.
LONDON MONEY AND srocKs.

Amount of bullion Withdrawn from Bank of
England on balance today t5O,000.
L. = Is.........123A Illinois Central. 1872
L. :. 4lrs.......l1tN Central Pac...... 5Sa
Egic............. 1Sia Reading. 10000. Is
do sccouds..... 65S Mil, y 81. Paul. 30 :
PNRIs-Rentes ISL 02tic.
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CONTRACT WORK.
Sewer on Temperance Street.


OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC woBKs,
CITY oF ST. PAUL. Mimi; August 10, 1884.
Scaled bids viii be received by the Board Of
Public Works in and for the corporation of the
city Of st. Paul. Minnesota, ut their Office in said
city, until 12 m on the LIST day Of September,
A. d. 1884, for the construction OF sewer on
Temperance street, from Eighth (8th) street
to Ninth (9th) street in said city, together with
the necessary catchbasins and manholes,
according to plans and specifications on file in
the Office of said Board.
A bond with at least two (2) sureties, in sum
Of at least twenty (2o) per cent Of the gross
amount bid must accompany each bid.
The said Board reserves the right TO reject any
or all bids.
JOHN HARRINGTON. President.
0fic
R. L. GoRxAs, Clerk Board of Public Works
233-243
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BRIDGE MATERIAL.
ST. 81 Paul Foundry Co.
9dt Hs lJ MANUFACTURERS or
saI .flsa
CAST And WROUGHT IRON
Buildilg&BridgeVork

Send for cuts OF columns. All kinds Of cast
ings made on short notice. Works on st. p, M.
& n. r. R., near Como avenue. Office, Fourth
street, corner Robert, st. Paul. H. W. TOPPING,
Manager G. N. POWER, Secretary and Treasurer
90.
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Cincinnati Whisky.
NAMING THE BABY.

CINCINNATI Aug. 2a.-Whisky. was steady
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a, means daily; G, except Sundays; E. exccpt Sat-
urdays; r, except Monday
st. Paul-Chas Thompson, City Ticket Agent, 1872
East Third street. Brown & Knebel, Ticket Agents
Union Depot.
Minneapols-G. L. Scott. City Ticket Agent, No. z
Nicollet House. a. b. Chamberlain. Ticket Agent,
Depot.
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FINANCIAL.
MORNING REPORT.

NEW YORK, Aug. 23.-11 a. m.-Stocks
opened weak and lower GU reports of an impend-
ing trunk line war and prices declined zoe per
cent, Union Pacific, the Changers and Wander
bits being the greatest sufferers. Subsequently
the market became steady.
AFTERNOON REPORT
Money at a@s per cent. Prime mercan-
tile Upper 51a@ 61a per cent. Bar silver, S1.1095.
Sterling exchange dull at $4.s2H 04.S2A long,
S4.S4h@4. S4A short.
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STATE SnNps.
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Threcper ts..looss Fours coupons. .1eO
4Ns coupons. ...i1sA Pacidc 81 OF '95. .l2T
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Artcrnnen noara ouotatIon,.
GOVERNMENTS.

stocks anl boaIs closed a: the followin:
nriCgs Did:
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1884-11-22
AGRICULTURAL,
An Old Mans Plant

Most everybody is dead. Th..
all the old folks. There arc M,
few left of the stock that nsa guy
move around so lively and take ~
lead in business aud public aty.;s NC
Some OF US are getting lopeson.
now. The ranks keep filling mn Ivy
we don't know the new re,.,,;. Nv
Old Father Time is a consa.; N
officers and he won't take any Sph. =
tutesnor give anybodya bomb nv.
place. There are no quartermas,s.
nor commissaries nor posish getts,.
in this war, but it is fight, fight sa,'
all the time. Fight as they did :,
Thermopylae where there wer, on,"
300 to 100000, and there was -
possible escape. Sooner or later N
of us have got to go. We can,
desertnor dodge nor play sick M,
shoot a finger off, and there ana =.
pensions and no discharge. There !,
not even a promotion for good CON
duct or noble daring. There /,
nothing but to do and die. Wan
it's all right | know, or it wouldnt
have been so, but it grieyes me ia
hear the bell tolling all about aadt0
see the old stock passing away.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1884-11-22
Fall Flowing.

Joseph Harris thinks that iafm
horses can be put to no better u'e
in autumn than pulling the pow
In the September Agricultural ns
says: "Therc is nothing pays 50 wen
as fall blowing, and getting iauu
ready for spring sowing. The longna
/ live the more / am impressed WIZ
this fact. say nothing on the ON r
puted question in regard to bfeasiu =
up sod land in the autumn. IL =
possible, as some claim, that there =
4 loss from drainage. But u any
one will pillow my land in the iall,
will run the risk. But what Ds's
specially in mind is, land not occupl. -
with any crop--corn land, po'ssSJ
land, bean land, stnbble land, ~" ="
weed land. Stick IN the plow u ~
can spare the time il not, nal'v1
or cultivate. Better still, do DO.ui
Light sandy land, plo~ed an"
prepared in the autuaiu'
can be sown in Jug
spring without blowing. hea .s.
land, if pIowed and worked IN ~. ~
fall, may need blowing again III 'ns
spring, but the work will be ea, me
aud the land better. Keep or uS
Iorses busy until snow flies. h ps
the earlier the work il done, the ves
Ter. OnA blowing while the iaOa Z
Try is worth two pIowings when "
wet.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1884-11-22

In 1924, in the contest between
Adams and jackson, there was a
difference of only 100 in Maryland's
vote on these two candidates in
favor of Adams. In 1882, when
Clay and jackson we're the rival can.
didates, Delaware gave Clay but 166
more votes than jackson got, and
in Maryland there was an actual
difference of only four votes, Clay
getting 1850 and jackson 9,156.
The vote in New Jersey that year
stood: Clay 23,282, Jackson 49,
500, a trifling, yet allimportant, DIFF
ference of AGA votes. In 1886, when
Harrison and Van Buren, were the
petitioners OF suffrage, there was a
difference IN Connecticut of only 76S
votes, in Louisiana Of 270, in Missis-
sippi of 2O1, and in New Jersey OF
545. In 1910, when Harrison ran
against Van Buren,, there was diff
ference in the vote in Maine of only
All, in Michigan of 1885, in Penn
sylvania of l, 345 in a total vote OF
287, 097, and in Virginia of 1892.
Between Clay and Polk in 1874 there
were differences in Louisiana of FOL
votes. in New Jersey 1913, and in
Tennessee, Folks home, Clay led
him by just 113 votes. In 1913, the
difference between the votes for the
two was: In Alabama 9S1, in Della
ware 523, in Iowa 1909, in Missis-
sippi 615, and in Virginia 1852.
The race of Pierce against Scott
in 1852 was correspondingly close in
some States, the advantage being in
Delaware Only % votes, in Louisiana
1892, in North Carolina CSC aud in
Tennessee 1880. In the memorable
and remarkable contest OF 1860 Abra
ham Lincoln had only 657 votes the
better of Douglas in California. In
1864 Mcclellan got only 612 more
votes than Lincoln in Delaware In
California in 1868 Grant received
but 406 more votes than Seymour,
and in Oregon had but 164 majority.
In 1872 again, between Greedy and
Grant, Delaware held her party votes
within 900 of each other. In 1872
Hon. Thomas A. Hendricks was
elected Governor of Indiana BY
1,l4S majority Chicago Inter Ocean.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1884-11-22
RTINsBURG HERALD, SATURDAY, NOV. o. 1884
DALTIMoEE AND OHIO RAILROAD. :

BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
On and after sunday, Nov. ID. 1854. trains run
as follows: TRAINS GOING EAST.
No. leaves Wheeling 7i0a nj, ar Maftinsburg
S 10 D M, Wash 80, BALTIC 30p M.
No. 3 leaves Wheeling 5 30 p M, ar Martins
burg 50 m, Wash o % BALTIC 30 q m.
No. 5 leaves Wheeling 50 m, ar Martins
burg II Ii D m, Wash 2 80, BALTIC % p m.
No. Z leaves Martinsburg m. ar Wash ~,
BALTIC % p m.
No 10 leaves Wheeling 50 IN. ar Martins
burg II IL IN, Wash 81, BALTIC 3 30 p m.
No. III leaves Cumberland 10 IN. Mar o.,
ar Wash %, BALTIC 8 ~ AN.
No. 13-except Sunday-ieaves Piedmont q q
m, ar Martinsburg 10 o., Baltic 3 45 p IN.
No. l9 leaves Harper's Ferry s. a M, ar BALTIC
10 Is a nj.
TRAINS GOING WEST.
No leaves Camden Station 8 D M, Martins
burg IL "a "a IN, Grafton 81 breakfast, al Wheel
ing ii 55 m.
No. leaves BALTIC m. Wash 90. Martins
burg ii OF a m, ar Wheeling 10 p In.
No. 8 leaves BALTIC II noon, Wash 05, Mar
tinsburg 8 IS p m, ar at Wheeling 25 u M
No. 10 leaves Baltic - a m, ar Harpers Fer
ry IL 20a m.
No. Il leaves BALTIC 30 M, Wash 40, Mar
tinsburg IL 81 p m, ar Cumberland Us.
No. l4-except Sunda LEAVES Baito is IN.
No. % leaves Baltic 20 p m, ar Harper's Fer
ry s Va p m.
No. 81 leaves BALTIC II Is p m, ar Martinsburg
06 a m.
Trains leave Grafton for Parkersburg at 9 So,
% a IN; 5 % and 10 % p m. Trains leave Par
kersburg for Grafton at 3. 7 % a IN; ~ and 10
d m.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1884-11-22

"Well, Jones,' said Smith, " show
did you come ont with your lawsuit
with Brown 7" "Ohl I beat him.
Yes, beat him. You see the adj
vantage was AL on my side. You
see, had money; that's where / had
an advantage of him. l could hire
a good lawyer, and he couldn't ;
that's where / bad an advantage Of
him. ] knew one or two members
of the jury; that's were I had an
advantage of him. They helped me
buy up one or two more of them !;
that's were | had an advantage OF
him. But then, after all l was sorry
for Brown. He is good fellow after
ALL" eyes," said Smith, she is !;
and that's where he has the advan-
tage of you"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1884-11-22

There is boy in Altoona that
should be killed. Last Sunday eve
Mug he crawled under the sofa and
when his big sister and her best
young man were sitting as close
together as possible herigged slip
knot around their feet. When the
old gentleman came into the parlor
to look for his cigar stub they thought
they would occupy separate pews.
The young man fell over the centre
table and Mary sat down upon the
floor, with two hundred to the
square inch conclusion that disloca
ted her adjustable bangs. The old
gentleman thought that Adolphus
was drunk aud hit him with his cane
sixteen times before he could get
himself loose and fall ont of the win
dow. The match is declared off.