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Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15
Getting Rid Of a Tiresome Young
Man.
Detroit Post

Detroit Post
Young SpOOnOgle never knows
when to leave when he calls on a
young lady; he likes the sound of his
own voice so well that he talks on
and on, while the poor girl grows
light headed with the tax on her
strength, and wishes the mantel piece
of Elijah would fall on the tiresome
caller.
There is young lady on Lafayette
avenue who made up her mind to
give Spoonogle a lesson. So last
Sunday night, when he called, she
was as cordial as possible up to eleven
o'clock. Then having had a four
volume history of Spoonogle's life,
wish an extended account of his infu-
ence IN politics and business. she be-
gan to get dizzy, and have a ringing
in her ears. At that moment her
yong brother rushed into the room
and said hurriedly: "Pa wants the
morning paper, sis?"
Look in the vestibule, Will" she
answered gently. II think I heard
the boy leaving them sonae hours
ago."
Spoonogle never took the hint, but
drawled on about the roller skating
rink, and what a figure ke cut on
skates. The next interruption was
from the head of the house who enter
ed briskly rubbing his hands.
Good morning-good morning, !"
he said cheerily "Ha! Spoonogle,
you're out early. Well, early bird,
etc. It's going tobe fine day, from
present appearances
Spoonogle was dazed, but he con-
cluded the old man had been drink.
ing, and sat back vito a ''come one.
come all, this rock shall fly from it's
firm base as soon as yours truly"
air that was decided and convincing.
A half hour passed, and the mother
hurried in.
Dear me, I'm late, she said as she
entered. / smelled the coffee an
hour ago and knew breakfast was
waiting, but Oa Good morning.
Mr.. Spoonogle!"
Then the sweet youth took the hint
and drawing himself together he cot
out into the hall and opened the front
door just as the hired girl rung a bell
and the small boy yelled breakfast"
over tho banisters.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15
FOREST FIRES EAST.
Extensive Fires Raging I'm tho Noun
tains of New York.

NEW YORK, May 2-Forest fires in
the country round about fill the at
mosphere here with smoke. Middle
town, n. Y, reports the mountains
north and west of the Thawagunks
and Catskills on fire. a strong wind
is blowing and it is impossible to see
only short distance. No damage is
reported yet, but there is danger to
insulated houses and barns. Great
clouds of smoke and ashes fill the air
Fires are raging on Storm King noun
tain, near Cornwell, and in the high
lands west of Haverstown The air
in the vicinity of Newburgh is filed
with smoke and ashes and burned
leaves floating aboat. Much damage
to the standing timber is apprehend-
ed. A Wilksbarre, Pa, special says
forest fires have been raging fiorcely
thereabouts lately, but the first Sc
rious damage was reported this p.
IN. White Haven and the neigh
boring hills caught fire and for
a time the town was in great danger
owing to the strong wind. The fire
department of WIlksbarre with the
whole population of the place sub
dued the fire. At California Ium-
boring town, near White Haven, a
fierce fire started and eleven houses,
occupied by the men engaged in lum-
boring, were burned. Two bridges
on the Bear Creek branch of the Lee
high Valley railroad were destroyed;
also the stables of Albert Lewis &
Co., lumber contractors; eleven horses
leo IN n
quantity of valuable timber was de
stoyed The total loss is estimated
at $4,000. The fire is now under
control.
Washington, N. j., telegram: An
extensive conflagrati0n is raging in
the Blue Mountains, 35 miles from
here. The wind carries the smoke in
dense clouds over this part of Warren
county. At five this afternoon 1t be-
came completely dark, and a smoky
pail which Is almost suffacating hangs
over the town. The inhabitants are
alarmed, and the mayor has requested
q number of members of the fire de-
partment to remain on duty during
the night.
A large tract of valuable wood
lands IS burning about three miles
from Matawon, n. j., threatening a
number of residences. Farmers are
fighting the flames. Near Ashland,
Pa, extensive fires are raging, aud
Ashland fire department has been Or
dered in readiness for service at the
state miners hospital The workmen
are now fighting the flames near the
building. The loss to timber tracts
will be large. A heavy wind storm
visited Northumberland county, Pa,
today and famed to increased fury
the forest fires. the works of Charles
Woods and 5000 cords of charcoal
were destroyed. The fires also ignited
the Culm bank at the Mine Hill Gap
colliery. The mine is in danger and
5000 men are thrown out of employ
ment
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15

Once in while some one says a
good word for the mule. DIR. William
A. Hammond, says the Youths Com
panion, that while stationed at Fort
Webster, in what is now Arizona, he
started down the canyon on a very
fine and large mule. The beast stop
ped abruptly, and signifed that he
would not bulge a step. Spurs were
dug into his TANKS to no purpose.
There he stood as firm as rock.
Hammond pulled him around and
galloped back to the fort. The next
morning it was ascertained that at a
point scarcely a hundred yards in ad-
vance of where the mule had gained
his victory some Apache Indians had
ambused the road, and but for the
brute's keen nose and ears and firm
ness in resisting an obstinate man
short work would have been made of
both.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15
owing good one: One of the drum

lowing good one: One of the drum
mers, while the regiment was on the
move, had penchant for foraging on
his own account, and the chickens
had to roost high to escape his far
reaching hands. Whenever night
overlook them this drummer had
good supper provided for himself.
On one occasion he had raked in a
couple of turkeys and had put them
nto his drum for convenience in
carrying. When the regiment was
halted for the night the colonel i'm
mediately ordered dress parade, and
the drummers were expected to beat
up. The forager made his drum
sticks 60, but the quick-eyed colonel
noticed that he was not drumming.
"Adjutant, said the colonel, that
man isn't drumming. Why amt he
drumming?"
The adjutant stepped up to him,
saying "Why amt you drumming?"
Because" SAID the quick-witted
drummer, 81 have got two turkeys
In my drum, and one Of 'em is for the
colonel"
The adjutant went back and the
colonel asked: What is it,"
"Why, he says he has got two tur-
keys in his drum, and one of 'em is
for the colonel"
Up to this poin the conversation
had been carried on soto voce, but
when the adiutan reported, the colo
mel raised his voice so that all could
hear. What? Sick, is he? Why
didn't he say so before? Send him to
his tent at once"
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15

Lately in Roman court a hand
some young man of twenty-six, and
his wife, seventeen, were charged with
theft. He had been a cook and she
housemaid IN an Irish gentleman's
family. A robbery having occurred,
the young couple were suspected and
imprisoned. When brought before
the bench both burst into tears. AS
soon as they could be Gained the
young man, as usual, was asked his
name, and, covering his face, he re
piled that he was Count Ricardo
Strozzi, legitimate descendant of one
of the most illustrious families in
Italy. The wife is also of very good
family. They had fallen in love with
each other and ran away, travelling
about IN disguise In order not to be
discovered. At last being penniless,
they entered the above family as SER
wants. Fortunately, their innocence
was proved as clear as day. The
coincidence of their flight with the
day of the robbery was thoroughly
explained, and they were set at liberty
amid the cheers of the whole court.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15


tfons all great business centres of the North
west and Far West it naturally answers the deScrp-
ton Of Short Line, and Best Route besWeen
Chicago. milwaukee. st. Paul and
Minneapolis.
Chicago. milwaukee, Portage, La
Crosse and VinOna.
Chicago, milwaukee, OrtonVflIe, Abb
erdeen and Glendale.
Chicago, milwaukee, Eau Claire and
saltwater.
Chicago, milwaukee, yvausau and
Merrill.
Chicago, milwaukee, Beaver. Dam,
Fond du Lac and Oshkosh.
Chicago milwaukee, Waukesha and
OcOnOIlOVvoc.
Chicago, milwaukee,, Madison and
Prairie du CHEN.
Chicago. milwaukee, OyyatOnna5 Man
kaLo and FaribauIt.
Chicago, BeIOit, Janesville and Min
eraI Point.
Chicago, Elg1n, Rockford and Du-
buque.
Rapids and Eama.
Chicago, Des NEoines, Council Bluffs
and Omaha.
Chicago, Canton, Sioux City, Sioux
Falls and Yankten.
Chicago, milwaukee, Albert Lea and
Southern Minnesota Points.
Chicago. milwaukee, Mason City,
Mitchell and Chamberlain.
Rock Island, Dubuque, St. Paul and
minneapolis.
Davenport. CaImG r. st. Paul and Min
neapOlis.
Milwaukee. Racine, Beloit, Freeport,
and Rock Island.
Mitchell, WoIsey, Ashton and Aber-
deem.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15

There Is no period in a fond moth
er's life when she is happier than i'm
mediately after her first baby has cut
his first tooth. And there is no
period in that baby's life when he is
more unhappy than Immediately after
his mother has cut his hair.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15
CONNECTIONS

AT GREEN BAY-With Chicago &, North
western Railway to and from Oconto, Marin
cite, MenOn1i1ee Crystal Falls. Florence Is
G 29lf NIegHnee, Is'tp,egnatng, Marquette,
and Copper regions, also appleton, Neenah
MenGShu, Oshkosh, Fond do Lac, MiIlUalskee,
Chicago and all points South and East
With Milwaukee & Northern Railway for IfiIlvau-
Zee, and all points North and South on thatline.
AT NEW LONDON-Wi Milwaukee,
Lake Shore & Western Railway to and from all
points on that road.
AT GRAND RAPIDS-Wfth Wisconsin
Division OF the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul
Ry.
AT MERRILLAN-With Chicago, st. Paul
Minneapolis & Omaha Railway to and from Eau
Claire, Chippewa Rails MenOmOnee, WIS ,HlCd-
SON, StitI1OGter, ST. PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS
and all points beyond
AT WIN ONA AND LA CROSSE-With
Chicago & Northwestern Railway and Chicago,
Milwaukee & ST. Paul R'y, to and from Red
airing, Hastings, ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS,
and all points in Minnesota, Dakota, IoacG and
Nebraska
During season of navigation, with Steamers for
all points north and south on Mississippi River
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15

Mrs. Carlisle has already returned
$50 calls, and yet the croakers keep on
bowling that this congress hasn't done
anything.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15

Cotton seed oil is said to be much
better than any other for use in the
student lamp.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15
: s: s.: j: : 81; +;
@~ NJ VIZ required by the travelling public
"a Short Line, Quick Time
LINE e i: :;:.::: a:; 5;
CHICAGO,
SAsS H. w AUKEE
AND s.. paul:

1t owns and operates over 400 miles of road in
Northern Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa and
Dakota; its main lines, branches and cOnnec-
ons reach all the great business centres OF the North
west and Far West it naturally answers the deScrp-
ton of Short Line. and Best Route besWeen
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1884-05-15
A Good Old St0ry Told Again.

Boston Courier.
Among tie stories told at the Twen-
ty-fifth reunion yesterday was the fol-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
Lives Of Blaine and Logan.

The COMMONWEALTH has made arrange
ments with the publishers of the Lives
of Blaine and Logan" to furnish 1t at re-
duced rates to subscribers Of the WEEKLY
COMMONWEALTH. 1t is a book Of 67S
pages, elegantly bound. Besides the
complete lives of Blaine and Logan, it
gives a short sketch Of the lives Of all the
Presidents Of the United States; a birds
eye view Of the Presidential Contest; Ia
bles Of Presidential elections; qualifica-
tions Of voters in every State; a list Ofthe
Presidents and Vice-Presidents; Cabinet
Officers under each President; Com
manders of the Army and Navy since
the organization of the Government;
Speakers of each Congress; Congressional
Representative Of States from the first;
Supreme Court Justices; pensions paid;
balance Of trade; reviews; National debt;
political divisions Of Congress; COnstitu-
ton of the United States; A illustrations
and q mass of other political information.
it Is q volume that should be In the
hands of every family In the land. The
regular price of this book Is $500, but we
have made arrangements to furnish 1t
and the WEEKLY COMMONWEALTH one
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Send all money by registered letter, pos
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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
sorehunn a. a Feed for sheep.

COWBOY
Ihave had but two years experience
with sorghum for feed. Never had so
much faith in it as some, but what I had
has been q good deal shaken by this
Winters trial.
One year ago last Fall I had 80 acres,
the most Of it light and Weedy, some of
it more weeds than sorghum. With this
I Wintered over !, 900 head Of sheep, with
a loss of only II to May LIST.
This past Fall I had 100 acres of sor-
ghum and 40 of broom corn, nearly all
Of good growth and cut and cured the
same way as before. I began the Winter
with about 1000 head and have lost ten
per cent; mostly lambs. The flock were
not in quite so good order as the flock
last year, but have fed four times as much
per head.
intended to have plenty to carry
them through in good shape. I began
feeding the lambs in October, and have
had a lot of the small and weak confined
in the corral where they had sheds and
water. but the results have been unsatis-
factory. 1t does not seem to give them
strength and they have an unthrifty ap-
pearance.
Have been feeding corn for a short
time with a little sorghum and find them
gaining strength rapidly and doing well.
1 believe now that If had invested in
corn, what the sorghum cost, I would
have had the flock in much better shape
and less loss of sheep.
Previous to this Winter it has been fed
in small quantities and was considered
an excellent feed, and I believe it is, if
properly fed with something else, but
not as an exclusive feed. Am not going
to condemn it as worthless, but shall not
depend on it again to carry a flock of
sheep through the Winter. By expert
ence only will one find out its true value.
Have not been able to keep horses in
good strength and flesh on it without
grain. b. +. KNIGHT.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
A Printers Error.

Sweet are the uses of adUsrsitv. the
printers copy said, but ne set it up sweet
are the uses of advertising. Sweet, in
deed, TO those who in sickness and suf-
terlng have seen the advertisement of
some sovereign remedy, which upon trial
has brought them from deaths door.
The best thing I ever saw in my paper
was the advertisement Of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" is again
ana again the testimony Of those who
have been healed by it Of lung disease,
bronchial affections, tumors, ulcers, liver
complaints and the ills to which flesh is
heir.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
Lime for Poultry.

Poultry need lime with their food.
The common food alone viii not furnish
lime enough for a full supply of eggs. In
a state of nature a hen would lay a sin
gle litter Of eggs, hatch them, rear the
chicks and then give up business for the
season. The ordinary food would sup
ply this small demand. But when a hen
lays 120 eggs she viii want as much lime
in a month as she would naturally get in
q year. The excess must be supplied.
Crushed bone and oyster shells are the
best, and should always be kept within
reach of the hens. 1t is not advisable to
give egg shells, unless they are broken
up very fine; otherwise the hens may
learn to break and eat eggs.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
Prof. Fields Anti-BiEious Worm
Powders.

Remove all Worms except Tape Worm,
and are excellent for BiliOusness. Thou
sands of families have used the powders
with perfect satisfaction. Every package
guaranteed. Ask your druggist for them.
Do not be put off by the druggist telling
YOU other Worm Medicines are bet
ter, for they are not. If he does not
keep them, I viii send the powders to
any address on receipt of price. Large
size family package $IO0; One-half pack
age so cents. Send for reference circular.
Address, PROF. B. FIELD,
214 Kansas Ave, Topeka, Kansas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
Rrnker,s Lingo.
philadelphia Call.

PnuaueIpnla LHIIs
Little Jack-"NIa, what did pa mean
by saying that he was a bull?''
Ma-"YOur pa is a broker, and when
broker wants prices to rise he is called
bull".
Little Jack-"But suppose he wants
prices to 60 DOWN."
Ga-"Then he is called a bear ?'
Little Jack-"A bear ?"
Ma-"Yes. Bulls, you know, toss
things up, but bears trample them down
That is why the terms are used".
Little Jack-"AIy pretty governess
thinks pa wants things to 60 down
then"
Ma-''Why?"
Little Because this morning
she told pa ne was a perfect bear, and
then she ran away from him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

Those persons who do not need Iron,
but who are troubled with Nervousness
and Dyspepsia, viii find in Carriers Lit
tie NERVE Pills a most desirable article.
They are mostly used in combination
with Carriers, Little Liver Pills, and in
this way often exert a most magical eff
feet. Take just one pill of each kind i'm
mediately after eating and you will be
free from Indigestion and Dyspepsia. In
walls at % cents. Sold by all Druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
A Lucky kangaroo Hunter.

One of the most daring kangaroo hun
tiers of Australia, and his stag hounds,
were severely lacerated by wounded
kangaroo, on the great sheep rancho of
Mr.. Alfred Hay, BOomanOOmana, n. S.
W., and were entirely cured by the use
of St. Jacobs Oil. Mr.. Hay writes that
it is the greatest pain-cure ever intro
duced for man or beast.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
A CAMPAIGN LIE.

The following, which bears on its face
the evidence of being a campaign lie,
appeared in the Kansas City Times, as
special dispatch, yesterday:
Washington, September IL. @. G.
telegraphs from New York to the Sunday
Gazette of this city as follows: 81 have
become possessed of information that is
of a startling character, and which I have
ascertained to be true.
A conference of the leading stalWart
Republicans will be held in this
city at an early date to discuss
the expediency of rallying in a body
to the support of Cleveland, or rather, to
arrange the preliminaries for such amOve.
Blaine's intimate friends have been
threatening ever since the nomination,
that he would, when elected, finish the
work he began so we'll in 1882 by causing
the defeat of FOlger in this State. The
stalwarts have concluded to take Blaine
at the word Of his friends, and it is war
to the knife now.
CAN POSITIVELY AFFIRM
that George G. Gorham's recent visit to
Governor Cleveland was a part of care
fully matured plan of the stalWart lead
ers of the States of Massachusetts and
Pennsylvania. 1 am sure that in less
than two weeks such men as Pierce,
Endicott and Forbes, of Massachusetts,
Conkling, of New York, Gamer
on and Quay, of Pennsylvania, Eos
ter, of Ohio, and New, of Indiana,
will unite in supporting Cleveland.
President Arthur is cOgniZant of the
plan and fully Endorses it, although for
obvious reasons he will not openly come
out against Blaine. The personal hos
tility of Blaine and his friends and their
want of wisdom in expressing the hos
tility have caused this movement. The
matter has been kept very quiet, but will
soon be known all over the country.
81 am personally aware of the truth Of
this matter, and you may therefore pre-
pare for a general rally of the stalWarts
to Cleveland"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
.Nip't in the Bud. !"

Sad to say, many things attain to moth
ing more than a fair beginning. On the
other hand, it is a matter for cOngratula-
ton that the growth Of some evil things
may be also prOmtly frustrated. A large
proportion Of the cases of the most wide
spread and fatal of diseases-cOnsump
tion-have their inception in nasal ca
tarrh. DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy is
pleasant, soothing and efectual. Try it.
It has cured thousands. All druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
HAND 10 HAND.
a Desperate Encounter Between an Indian
and a Bear.

Santa Fe Review
Miguel is the name of a tall, Iank
Indian who is Just now the lion of the
hour in the PecOs River settlements,
Just across the mountains from Santa Fe.
He is well known as a steady, industrious
fellow, pretty well advanced in the acts
Of Western civilization, and last year did
good service in the employ Of the Pecos
River Mining Company as a laborer, in
the mines near Hamilton. He is count
ed a dead shot every time; in fact, is an
expert with almost any weapon, and
can handle the bowie knife with a rapid
ity akin to lightning and a certainty that
is deadly. He has had some experience
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

The Superintendent of Castle Gar
den continues to receive applications for
wives from the West. His last asked for
ga fresh German girl who can milk COWS
and play the church organ"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18
The American navy has less than a
hundred ships to 600 officers.

A CARD.-TO all vino are suffering from er
rors and indiscretiOns of youth, nervous weak
ness early decay. loss of manhood &c, will send
4 recipe that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE
This great remedy was discovered by a missionary
IN South America Send Eelfaddressed envelope
% REV. JOSEPH T. IEJIEAEJ, Station D, NslB York.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

Fire in a burning mine threatens to
creep in under Mauch Chunk, Pa, and
drive the 5000 inhabitants out. The
mountain land nearby is caving in.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

v hen we consider health better than wealth,
we consider mullen better than gOld-the medi-
cal world recognize it. and attest its merits over
cod liver ell for lung trouble. Made in tea and
combined with sweet gum, it presents in TaylOrs
Cherokee Remedy OF Sweet Gum and Mullen an
effective cure for Group WhOOping Cough, Colds,
Consumption. Druggists, 25c and 81.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

Loss Of power in either
sex, however induced, speedily thor
Oughly and permanently cured. Address,
with three letter stamps for reply and
book of particulars, Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 663 Main street, Buff
falO. N. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

The only remedy that readily cures Calls, Cuts ant
the original color is Veterinary CarbOsalve In 90 cent
and 81 cans, at Druggists BY mail.
J. W COLE CO, Props, Black River Falls Wis
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

Hog cholera has appeared in the Vi
entity Of Trenton, n. j. 1t is spreading
despite efforts to restrict it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-18

AN Arizona newspaper says: "Polit-
lcal, Patent Medicine and and other i'm
moral advertisements are charged
double"