Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-04-12
BreYities.

That is, if you will stay
 With me another year."
 A Dallas, Texas, man has lost three daughters by elopement this winter. Ht looks so satisfied with himself that tho girls are beginning to suspect that he furnished the rope ladders himself.- Philadelphia Call.
 When a Boston girl desires to shake 6 lover she says: You will great oblige me by making your exit" In Montana where language Is scarce, the girl simply says ''GitT-Bismarck Tribune.
 Stylish young ladies are wearing little gold kangaroos on their watch chains Oh! the artful things. The moment a man sees kangaroo he can't help re, membering that thls is leap year.-Phll. adelphia Chronicle.
 It is not great risk for a rich bache. Tor to offer prize of silk dress to the young lady who can chat half an hour and not say perfectly lovely" provided she is not talking about other ladies when, of course, it would be perfectly something else.-Hotel Mall.
 A sea-dog was killed on the beach near Long Branch, New Jersey, not long ago. It weighed l43 pounds.
 At a recent meeting ot painters and scQlptors 1t was decided that lacing spoiled the form of ladies.
 John Bright declares that next to Milton, John G. Whittier IS the greatest poet ot the English tongue.
 It is stated that George W. Cable will remove from New Orleans to New York, and make the latter his home.
 Bronson Alcott gave S1O0 towards the building of new chapel for Trinity mission, Concord, Mass, few days sgo.
 Francis Radoux, who recently died at the age of ninety-four, taught school in Portland, Maine, for fifty years. Long fellow was one of his pupils.
 Several large warehouses at Lyons, France, have been burned. Damage 300 coo francs. Thirteen horses were killed.
 Prince Jerome Napoleon's love for the French people was officially proclaimed at recent meeting of hIs supporters in Paris.
 Two hundred and sixty eight men are thrown out of employment by the sus- pension of Painter < Co.'H forge depart ment at Pittsburg.
 In the Republican primaries at Spring field, Illinois, the ward bosses lost every thing by trying to defeat each other and succeeding.
 Reviewing the attempts on his own life, the Emperor of Germany expresses great displeasure at the fate of the anti Socialist law in the Reichstag.
 The destruction of Oakville, Indiana, by the wind. was almost complete. Only three houses out of thirty were left standing. Six persons were killed and 15 wounded.
 The battle between the cattle men along the Red river Is reported, but no particulars are given, except that 1t was caused by failure to find their stock ln a roundup.
 Lynch O'Connor, a Lexington, Ken lucky, policeman, who was implicated in a fatal bRrroom fight recently, was probably fatally stabbed by his mistress. She was arrested.
 Some of the rioters in Cincinnati cap tured the red flag used by the sheriff Tn his exploits as auctIOneer, and straight way the vivid correspondents pictured the commune in full blast.
 Six inches of snow fell at London, Ontario, on Tuesday night.
 Admiral Hewitt has sailed for Mas sowah. From there he goes to Abys- sinia.
 Osman DigInan is again assuming the offensive. The friendly Arabs are op- posing him.
 They speak of spring as "a maiden" Yes, she's one of those Sunday even ing maidens who want to "hnger Tn the lap" of winter just as long as she can.
 Henry Irving has written book about America.
 More than 100000 copies of Speaker Carlisle's tariff speech, delivered two years ago, have been printed and distrlb- uted.
 Men live a great deal faster than women," says a writer. This must be true, because you never see a woman quite as old as q man born ID the same year.
 It is reported that important revela- tions may be expected in the Rose Am bier case.
 Brother Beecher says: "A young girl is upquestionably the prettiest animal in existence; and DO wonder the young man Adam wanted to catch the one he saw"
 "What is syntax?" asked the teacher. "A saloon license IS sin tax" shouted the son of prohibitlonlsE.
 The man who died of humOr n the stomach must have swallowed a laugh. Robert Colgan, a cattle ranchinan of Seward county, Kansas, has been ar- rested with stolen horses in his posses sion.
 Twenty three Texas editors havs each been presented with boy babies since the lst of January, 1881.
 The latest story about Mary Anderson is that Lord Coleridge has made 0rotfer of marriage and has been refused.
 The Duke of Argyle's article in the Nineteenth Century on Henry George, IS entitled "Ihe San Francisco Prophet. The Carson City Savings Bank has changed hands, and hereafter will be known as the Bullion and Exchange bank.
 The Connecticut House has re!ected two bills giving women the right to vote at school elections and on the license question. -
 Oh, Spring, beautiful Spring!
 What tender mem rles you beget,
 now r.ust spout my ulsterette,
 For the summers sun soon VIII beam,
 And all the money go for ice cream.
 Hail. beautiful Spring.
 Sixty-four of the present counties ID Texas did not vote at the last PresIden- tial election. Many of them have since been organized.
 The Massachusetts Prohibition State Committee has adopted resolutions de- nounclng high license as means of dl- minishing intemperance-
 Senator Blair still hopes for the pas sage of his Educational bill.
 Admiral Hewett is confident that he can open the Berber route.
 Sslmi Morse's Passion Play theater has been remodeled for church.
 China has ordered ten more Gstllng guns from the Hartford manufacturers.
 Twenty thousand people have been made destitute by the Mississippi rlver floods.
 E1-Senator Platt, of New York, says