Smyrna times., 1884-08-13
WHOLE NO. 1918.
Here and Elsewhere.

Ladies have relegated earrings to
'arbarism.
Candles will never he made by
Of all Germans the Bavarians are
he beeriest.
Patti says Gen. Booth will never own
her Welsh castle.
Irrigation is checking the Phylloxera
in French vineyards.
Like all watered stock watermelons
this year are in default.
The Lelands will open Winter re-
sort at Nassau, West Indies.
A dread cattle disease epidemic has
invaded Chicago stock yards.
Mother Hubbard dresses have been
ordered off the streets of Omaha, Col.
Tennessee mountain resorts meet
the half way wants of Southern folks.
Success is apt to be intoxicated with
success, but blunders seldom go on a
spree.
Last year California evaporated
$4,000 boxes of fruit and sun dried
100000.
English statesmen wish to assure
France that China does not pay in
IDENTITIES.
Faith cures, physicians say, is the
principle that underlies their success
when it hits.
Old rubbers of all kinds can now at
last be revulcanized and made into
new articles.
Australia produces an enormous
wool crop, as much as 255, 100000
pounds yearly.
An army of l25 English soldiers re-
Gently marched across the desert to re-
lieve Gen. Gordon.
Cowboys and rangers are now in
hot pursuit Of maurauding Apaches on
the Texan frontier.
TheprOpOsed Austro- German Alliance
will postpone Frances recovery of
Alsace and Lorraine.
MeiSsonier says it is no use for him
to undertake to paint women, they can
paint themselves better.
North Carolina is the equal of any of
the Southern States in the number of
cotton spindles at work.
NJ. De Lesseps is not at all pleased
with the criticisms the American press
make of the Panama canal.
In the transmission of electrical
energy, improvements call for a radical
SAtAAiSC III ll4O AlACSClll AuOO6.
" BurgoO is Kentucky barbecue
dish made of fish, flesh and fowl, and
served hot in a glorious stew.
Italian chemists say that if the South
but knew it there is more money in
cOttOn-seed oil than in cotton.
, Pennsylvania National Guard are
I now encamped on the historic field OF
Gettysburg eating ginger cakes.
1t was Tom Benton that said in Con
gress: " Mr.. Speaker, deny the allie
CATION and can whip the alligator"
:, A San Francisco, Cal, doctor want.
e to scare us worse than we are by bring
/ ing two Chinese lepers east to show up
;, A clear headed Nebraska girl write.
from California that cheap Chimes,
hOusekeepers causes bachelors to b,
restful.
d The gradual settling of the house
g over the coal mines in some Pennsyl
/ vania towns renders residence in then
miserable.
+ Pie and milk lunch restaurants ar,
v popular now in Washington with tn
l. big guns of the government and tn
i powder grains too.
Sir Garnet WOlseley, of the Britis
Army speaks highly of the militar
7r abilities of the late Generals r. F. lie
y and Stonewall Jackson.
ID 1t takes the Dutch BOer farmers G
e, the Transvaal Republic, Africa, nearl
M all their time to fight off the Bus
savages on their frontier.
A New England miser covered h
=. garden with mOuldy notes to dry theI
and far and near the people flocked /
~ see the crop of greenbacks.
K In his quaint language Mr.. Dwigl
L. Moody, the Evangelist, says, Des
ar knows, America needs missionari,
ne more than she needs churches"
de
Heat and moisture hasten the d,
os composition of organic matter into
-, final product of CarbOnic acid an
water while the sulphates of any kin
delay this process.
In the summarized report of Il
ms Massachusetts Health Board the fir
ce item is "OverwOrk and exposure, Il
'iu women being more frequently owe
'Se worked on farms.
On the appearance of the COlOrad
a beetle in the West it was not long aft
before it was attacked by its parasil
he enemy; this same enemy has come
with it in the East.
MT For the control of the rich ira
opening up from the interior of Afri
SSH by way of the Congo river Mr.. Gla
he stones advice to European Cover
ments is "hands off,"
, Al the state dinners in the Exec
tive Mansion, Washington, the beau