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Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

,ars..pe somebody .SR
y;ves in his latest Aeckre.
The ether "a / while Vermont wo-
,.u was frvingdoughnuts, one of them
sspodddh ssp1ed that saJsana gsd on 1ssH the Whole S
it happeroA before he had eaten the
thing EStoa Post.
A m;8ionary says the tallest people
on the globe are to be found on the
g northeaStern sland of Terra del Fuego.
tz.f%aSe tor says tn shortest e)ple
) ee1Ths globe may be found right here
8 Aftome when bill is presented. Nor
, h$.&town Herald.
,nS An influential Canadian journal is
irresponsible for the statement that when
Nhe Marquis of Lansdowne shakes
y hands with friend he bows and smiles.
And here we have been thinking all
along that when he shakes hands with
a friend he bends himself backward and
howls. Exchange.
"A Texas postmaster boasts of being
q veteran of three wars, but his loas.
ing is no evidence of his bravery. We
have quiet little man up here who has
been married seven times. and he never
mentions it unless questioned on the
subject. This IS genuine heroism. =
Brmnswick Tribune.
While an Indiana editor was home
sick with typhoid fever and his wife and
little daughter were suffering at the
same time with diphtheria and scarliti-
Ma, the Office boy clipped and published
as header the following medical note:
"Typhoid fever, diphtheria and scarliti-
ma are the resul Of human ignorance,
stupidity, laziness and filth, rather than
y.sitations of God. IN. Y. Commercial
ddUtrtiser. ~
To keep up with the rstless tide of
art agon:eS that is overcoming these
days of refined civilizations is no ordi-
nary task. We have had the pend
lily on the single the cat-tail
on the plaque, the sunfower
on the Turkish towel, the daisy on the
tiny hollywood wheelbarrow, and now
it is decreed that the portraits of the
family must be painted on the family
china. The head of the household
graces the roast bee platter, the lady of
the house sm les benignly from the
bread plate, while the children are dis
tributed around on the t acups and saul
GERS, the loveliest of the girls decorating
the sugar BOWL Boston Fost.
No Money for Dresses: $50 you
wish to marry my daughter. Well,
rather ike you. ..pers na ly, but the ques-
ton is, can you support herr" II have
an income OF 9L,0O0 from an uncle's
estatc.'' "Good; that will pay the rent
of house. IL get $500 more from
bonds which | own.n Good again;
that wilIpay the servants wages. Il
have fI,uO) . year from a busiress
firm of which am partner. Yes:
that will feed You. What else?"
THAT is all. sir. ..All! And 60 you
expect my daughter to go without
clothes2 Dosyou think we are Houen-
tots? she can never e tie wife Of
poor man. Che 90 Trt aae.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

An electric arrangement for regu.
1ating furnaces has beel invented by q
Westield (Mass.) individual. .-Bosto''
Post.
The cotton-mills in and about Au-
gusta, Ca, will re }uire this year nearly
seventy thousand bales, greater num-
Der than ever before.
-Photographing on linen will never
wash out. Henry Irving's portrait was
on each napkin used at the London ban
quet given him ere he left for America,
the napkins being intended as souvenirs
for the guests to take away.-Pao'ogra-
pier.
The tendons of the tail OF the kan
garoo can be easily split into threads
two feet in length, rivaling silk in
strength, softness, fineness, beauty OF
color and finish. Such tendons for lig-
atures and sutures promise to supplant
silk almost entirely in surgery.-Chica-
go journal.
"A new piano, invented by M. Will
helm Fischer, has teen brought out at
Ieipsic. In outward appearance it re
sembles cottage piano, and it has the
or orlinary hammer action, but in lieu OF
the familiar strings tuning forks are
substituted for the purpose of procuring
pure as well as sustained tone.
High chimneys for factories are
now coming unnecessary, by reason
of the introduction of a new kind OF
oven. Any manufacturer, it is asserted,
can place one of these ovens in his
works and obtain from every ton of
slack he uses coke worth two dollars.
tar and ammonia worth one dollar, and
14,000 feet of gas to generate steam.
The coke. tar and ammonia will thus,
it is claimed, considerably more than
pay for sla-k, wear and tear, etc.-N
I. Sun.
With view of avoiding explosions
M. Schlumberger recommends that a
bottle of ammonia should be placed in
in each barrel of petroleum. On igni-
ton by accident or otherwise the bottle
would break and the ammoniacal vapors
would at once ext nguish the fire. Dr..
Pietra Santa proposes to apply this
method to colleries liable to fire damp.
Tanks filled with ammonia would. it is
said, stop the combustion, as it could
not mt nue. in an ammoniacal atmos-
phere.
The theory as to the increase of
floods by reason OF denuding the coun-
try of its trees is this: When there is
heavy fall of snow the trees of the for
ests and on the mountain sides so shade
the snow and pro ect it from the suns
rays that it melts slowly, and is weeks,
and may be months, in moving off, go
ing so gradually that the streams can
carry away the water without overflow
ing their banks. If the forests are cut
OFF the snow is subjected to the full e.
rap .Hs anVerted fr qe f"irs INTO spns, wntes
orerfo we'd. tpll and tb
FqgI 'seulM tsIeuns
eIde3S 'SIIH1OOHD
PITH z ----
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
When You Feel Blue

and your back aches, and your head feels
heavy, and you wake unreireshed in the
morning and your bowels are sluggish or
costive, you need Kidney Wort. 1t is ma
ture's great remedy and never fails to re-
leve ali cases of Diseased Kidneys, Torpid
Liver, Constipation, Malaria, Piles, Rheu-
matism, &c. 1t orerates simultaneously
on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, strength
ening them and restoring healthy action.
Put up in both dry and liquid form. Sold
by all druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
A Splendid Dairy

is one that yields its owner a good profit
through the whole season. But he must
supply the COWS with what they need in
order for them TO be able to keep up their
product. When their butter gets light in
color he must make it "gilt edged" by US
ing Wells, Richardson & Co.'s Improved
But er Color. 1t gives the golden color of
June, and adds five cents per pound to the
value of the bu ter,
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

FROM JOHN KUHN, Lafayette, Ind, who
an,,ounces that "One year ago / was, TO all
appearance, in the last stages of Consump-
ton. Our best physicians gave my case up.
My friends then purchased bo tie OF Dig
VIM. HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS.
took nine bottles, and | am now in perfect
health.''
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

No matter what parts It may finally af.
feet, catarrh always arts in the head, and
Lelongs to the head. There is no mystery
about the origin of this direful disease. Ii
begins in a neglected cold. One OF the kind
that is "sure to be better in a few days"
Thousands of victims know how it is by
sad experience. Ely's Cream Balm cures
colds in the head and catarrh in all its
stages. Not a snuff nor liquid. Applied
with the finger to the nostriis.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
ron~ressjonaI Endorsement

Hon. John Cessna, ex- Member from Penn,
writes: +" In the space of twelve hours my
rheumatism was gone, having taken three
doses Durang's Rheumatic Remedy. Ny
brother was cured by similar amount. l
cordially recommend it." BY all druggi lists,
or r. K. Helphenstine, Washington, d. G.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

For CoUGRs AND THROAT DISORDERS
use BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. ''Have
never changed my mind respecting them,
except think better of that which | began
thinking well of."-Reu. Henry Ward
Beecher. Sold only in boxes. 25 cts.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

*Wbv is Mrs. lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound like the Mississippi River
in a spring freshet? Because the immense
volume of this healing rivtr moves Win
such momentum that it sweeps away all OBJ
stacles audis literally flooding the country.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
Saving his CAPITAL:

Saving his Capital: You're a
gooser' angr ly exclaimed an Austin
man to his wife, who continually chiaed
him about his excessive extravaganza.
"You do nothing but cackle, cackle,
ca kle all the time" "Yes, DEAR" she
sweetly replied; "out you must not
forget that the cackling of geese once
saved the capitol OF Rome, and if cack-
ling can save your capital I'm going to
keep it up. '-Ieras Siftinqs.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

NJ Do it at Once. For 10 cents get
package of Diamond Dyes at the druggists.
They color anything the finest and most
desirable colors. Wells, Richardson q
Co., Burlington, Vt. Sample Card, 81
colors and book Of directions for &c stamp.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

The man with a comfortable home
and surrounded by fr ends and acquaint-
ances should hesitate long before sailing
out to try the uncertainties of Ii e in
some distant quarter. This is especial
ly true if The period Of middle life has
been reached and assed. A multitude
of men aud women have mourned over
just such mistakes. ''let we'll enough
alone and be content is good maxim
of life. Chicago Inter Ocean
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

THE disease Of the moter-gas trick
fever.-OU City Derrick.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

"THERE is money in hogs,n said rural
exchange. It would seem so. We know
great many that have noney.-Philadet-
phid Cali
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

AT the dawn of womanhood, or in the
change of life, Samaritan Neruiae is the
ladies' friend.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

FROM North Hampton, n. H., Mrs. L. B.
Tarlton writes: "Samdritan Nerriae cure
my son."
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

DRUNKEN men are seldom hungry, but
the man who is sleepy drunk is possessed
of nappy tight.-BostoR Star.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

BEING entertained by a romance isn't
what is usually meant when the types say
" novel entertainments
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

IT doesn'5 speak much of the size of
mans mind when it takes him only 4 min
ute to make it up.-N. J. Graphic.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

Referring to some recent expert
testimony as to blood stains, the Mer-
cary Ways: Human blood cannot be
told from dogs blood, except under fa-
yorable ond:tions, and not invariably
then" Mr.. Woodward, of Washing
ton, says: The average of all the meas
urements of human blood have made
is rather larger than the average of all
the measurements of dogs blood. But
it is not rare to find specimens of dogs
blood in which the corpuscles range so
large that their average size is larger
than that of many samples Of human
blood When it is remembered that
the measurements of human blood by
sO-called high authorities vary from
1.3050 to 1.4630 of an inch, expert testi-
mony on this subject takes on serious
aspect, and juries should receive it with
great caution.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

WoMAN'S rights-to do as she pleases,
while mans is also 10 do as she pleases, or
take the consequences.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

THE best hand to hold in The game Of life
is that Of your best girl Waterloo o.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

IMITATION may be the sincerest form OF
flattery; but it is possible to have TOO much
of good thing.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

THE st. Louis (Mo.) Post-Dispatch says,
that Mrs. Pnete Rice. II s Madison street,
a sister of Hon. H. Clay Sexton, Chief, st.
Louis Fire Department. had been suffer
er from inf1ammatory rheumatism for seven
years; the muscles of her hands and limbs
were contracted and she used crutches. By
=. -'-~~la application of st. Jacobs Oil she
ntaneously, and finally
10 LaLnlOvInugE -
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
skin HIlMQR.

Ny baby six months old broke out win soHl- ~ -
l-ir b,,'or and after being treated five months by my
family phYsican, was given up to die. The drussas
recommended swift's Specific and the eGcct W4s III
gratifying az It was miraculous. MY chDd soon IN.
well ali traces OF tile disease Il gone and hcl ID ' II
d big j. r. KIEKLASp, Mtnden, Rusk county l'A'-'
have suffered for many years from ulcers Nj IN
legs often very large and painful during "nicI WY
,scd alTnost everything to eject cure but IN vain.
took Swifts Specific by advice Of friend anu Ii
short time was cured sound and well.
EDWIN J. MILLER. Beaumont, Texas
orr Treatise On Blood and skin Diseases mailed iFee
to applicants
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
Drawer 3, Atlanta Ca
New York once. 159 West 2sd St.. between slA'1
and Seventh Avenues.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

PIso's CURE for Consumption is not only
pleasant TO take. but it IS sure to cure.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
A Messenger OF Health.

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
PLAYING House.

Little Nell-Now, Johnny. pretend
this is our house and I'm mamma and
you are gentleman and his wife come
to see me.
Johhny But ! can't be gentleman
and his wife, too.
Little Nell-No, of course not. There
is that horrid dog of Jimmy Brown on
the porch. Bring him in and pretend
the dog is your wife.
Johnny-All wight. But you hate
that dog, / know You do.
Little Nell-Oh, that don't make any
difference. It's all pretend, you know.
Coax him in and I'll hug and kiss him
and GO on just like mamma does when
Mrs. Blank calls. That's the way to
be perlite, you know. Philadelphia CaH.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

Sent free to sufferers from nervous,
chronic and blood diseases, brain and heart
affections, nervous debility. etc. 1t tells of
wonderful cures effected by DR.. Scott's Coca,
Beef and Iron, with Phosphorus. Sold by
druggists; 81. DR.. Scott, Kansas City, Mo.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
Look ont for Your Head.

RFMEMBER the poor. 1t costs nothing
n. O. Picdyane.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

HaIe's Honey of Horehound and Tar
VIII tackle an obstinate cough or cold.
Pixies toothache drops cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
PITH

TN, I.nn,,os;ps wIoS 'su!prna z0!AIsM
that 1o,lf 70 IN a
LlV 1eAs ANS oL)-SHIHaoCHD
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

--"r's Work.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22
Could Not Work.
Cream Balm

causes no pain Gives
relief al once. Cleanscs
the head. Causes S
healthy sec rett o. ms.
Abates Inflammation.
A thorough treatment
H--.s-a .xr=rr- rAa
Huntsville gazette., 1884-03-22

EGce Books and BIBLES for AGENTS.
Ds5SS Send for Circulars and EXTRA L{BERiL
TEAMS to Sun PUBLISHING Co., st. Louis. Mo.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
ReprshensIble Conduct.

A correspondent writing from the Pine in
St. Inigoes' district, under late date, makes
the following complaint, to which we here
call the attention of The proper officers of the
law 10 the hope that repetition of the often
ces complained Of and Others of like nature
may not hereafter be allowed to go unchal-
lenged and uupunished.
III is foreign TO our nature to find fault,
yet there are times during ones life when for
bearance ceases to be virtue, few nights
ago our village was visited by twenty bred
gers, hailing from Fishing bay, who seemed
70 be suffering in consequence of oinomania
They finally succeeded in getting enough liz
qnor TO satisfy their abnormal thirst, and be-
fore returning TO their boats, which were an
chored In Smiths Creek, they acted in a very
unbecoming manner, making the welkin ring
with cnrses, pulling down fences, turning
carts bottom upwards, etc. Cannot, we hum
bly, ask, that something ldicful be done 10
stop such Eniagfut proceedings 2"
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
ADVICE TO MOTHERS.

Are you disturbed at night and broken Of
your rest by sick child suffering and crying
with pain of cutting teeth2 If so, send at
once and get bottle of Mrs. WINsLow's
SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHINa. Its
value is incaIculabe. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately Depend upon it,
mothers, there is no mistake aboutit. 1t
cures dysenery and diarrhoea, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cures wind collie, soft
ems the gums. reduces inflammation, and
gives tone and energy to the whole system.
Mrs. WlNsLOw's SOOTHING SYRUP FOR Chill
DREN TEETIIING is pleasant to the taste, and is
the prescription OF one Of the oldest and best
female nurses and physicians in lhe United
States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price Is cents bot
tie.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
ding Array a. Cornnela H.rbor.

G'he reports that have reached us Of the late
shooting affray at Corn6eld Harbor in this
county are so conflicting and even contradic-
tory that we are unable at this writing to give
either an Ineligible or reliable account of
the affair. The following statement is sup
posed to embrace the material facts in the
case. A young man, named While, black
smith by trade, was sent for and went TO
Capt Gibson's boat, which was lying in the
harbor, TO repair dredge, and after doing
to bis house. who accepted the invitation
After brief stay at Wible's, the three re-
paired to the store Of Mr.. j. Frank Smith, and
while there, become intoxicated They sub
sequenty returned to Cornfeld Harbor, and
as Capt Gibson was found to be two much
under the influence Of liquor to go on board,
be was put 10 bed at Wible's. The mate re-
turned to the boat and after waiting several
hours, obtained the services Of the cook and
the Captain Of another boat near by TO ac-
company him TO the house Of While for the
purpose Of inducing Capt. Gibson to go on
board. During their efforts 10 arouse Capt.
O., Mrs. While become alarmed, left her own
and went to the house of her brother, Mr..
Edgar Cullison. Shortly after, While him
self followed and asked Cullison to help
him get the men out OF his house, which Mr..
@. refused to do. He then asked Cullison to
loan bin a gun. This also was refused.
While then returned to bis house, and succeed
ed in finding his own gun, which Mrs. W.
thought she had securely secreted. What
caused Mrs. While to leave her house, or what
followed Wible's return home and provoked
the shooting, is at present unknown and are
the material points in the case. While, whose
gun was double-barreled, shot the Captain,
whose name is Hutchins, in the head and the
cook in the breast and upper part of the
stomach. The wounded men were taken TO
Washington on The Sue and Capt. Hutcbins
Is now under treatment in Providence Hos
pilal. His face is much disfgured with buck
shot, and it is feared that the sight Of both
his eyes has heen destroyed. We have been
unable to learn anything Of the condition of
the cook or what become Ct Capt. Gibson
after the trouble commenced While has sur
rendered himself to the officers
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
Orphans Court.

Among other transactions of the Orphans
Court ON Tuesday last were the following -
]. Frank Ford and R. G. Combs, adm. of
Robert Ford. filed their Inventory of de-
eeased's pers al estate, and order for sale
granted. J. s. B. Hammett and J. E. Ham
NETT, adm. Of Littleton B. Hammett filed In.
ventory, and order for sale granted. Note of
A. F. Lawrence VS.. L. H. Canter, security,
passed and entered. Last Will and Testa-
ment of Josiah Bethel, deceased, filed and
probated. Petitions of Camalier & Abeli at
tornies for b. D. Bond VS.. D. G. Hammett
adm. Of S. Bond, de eased, to strike off
certain property returned by said administra-
tor. Dismissed. Court adjourned TO Tues
day, Dec End.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27

]. Simms Fenwick has Just returned from
Baltimore with the largest and most varied
stock of ready made clothing ever brought to
this market. These goods were purchased
under Mr.. FenwicS's personal supervision,
were selected with a view to meet the de-
mands of the trade here and are of a much
better order. Of make and manufacture than
usual. He will sell them enly y little above
tostfor cash orto punctuai customers. He
has also filed up his miscellaneous stock to
the full capacity Of his store, and in addition,
has much enlarged the bulk and variety of
his millinery department. Give him call
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
FOR SHERIFF

Messrs. Editors IA stitch in time saves
nine" is nm old saying that contains u good
deal of truth You will therefore, announce
G. HAYDEN RUSSELL as the coming repub-
lican candidate for the Sheriialty and say he
will not only be warmly supported by the
Republicans, but by all men who wish to see
the offices of the county filed by the best
men. That they believe Russell will fill the
bill will be proven by the votes Of the 9Th
and 9th districts.
May Is l8s4--te
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
Devices to Attract Trade.

Experience has shown that the best way to
attract trade in country localities is to adver-
tise ones goods in the home paper, but it also
shows that this mode of arresting attention
can beproffably supplemented by putting up
sign boards on the roads leading TO and by
ones place of business. This our friend,
Burroughs, has done to attract trade to his
st. Inigoes' establishment, and we suggest
that il is good example for other merchants
TO follow.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
celebration Tonight.

The democrats of Leonardtown propose to
top offtheir Thanksgiving to-day by Grand
Jubilee in honor of the hate democratic vic
tory. A Torchlight Procession, Fireworks,
ETC., will constitute the main features of the
celebration. All are invited to see the show,
black and white, republicans and democrats,
particularly the democrats from other sec
tons of the county. The democratic ladies
of the village are invited to illuminate
their houses.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27

Our thanks are due Mr.. T. Frank Herbert
for a copy of the Richmond State containing
an account of ae great democratic jubilee in
that city at which the town was painted red
and the State in honor of the occasion was
printed on red paper.
Mr.. z. T. Bailey, of McKeesport, has placed
us under obligations for copies Of the Pitts
burg papers. One of them, the Labor Herald
containing '5alt River Ticket" afforded
our people much amusement
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
81. InigOos' Items.


from Our Regular C0rrespondent.)
More rain and heavy frosts.
Farmers are killing hogs, some of which
are large and in excellent order.
Merchants are doing brisk business, par
ticularly those who reside near the water.
oystermen are realizing from So to SIS per
day, which is better than they have heretofore
been doing.
Democrats are in happy frame of mind in
consequence of Mr.. Clevelands election.
Republicans are silent. They appear to be
as compact aud united" as ever.
Fires are comfort BILE throughout the day
and an extra blanket at night is not out oil
place.
No sickness of consequence, and the cholera
his disappeared from among the hogs in our
immediate neighborhood.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
FOR REGISTER OF WILLS.

Mr.. JOHN =. FENwICK is cordially re
commended TO the voters of 81. Marys cohny
by as candidate for Register Of Wills Hayl
inssrtsg3as sa1d- and ailhftiI officer, ne wai
merits tho confidence and WIT ftcpryE M
strong support OF the entire county.
A BLAINE AND LOGAN REPUBLICAN.
June 30, 1884,
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
Absent Again.

Our Junior is again in Baltimore, and this
time his absence from his post is excusable,
as he is to be married to-day to Miss Lottie
Fenwick, daughter Of A. +. Fenwick, Esqr.,
of Hanover, near this village. The best
wishes of tho Senior are extended TO the
young couple for their future happiness and
prosperity.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1884-11-27
sun Lithograph and vignet.e.

We are in receipt from the publishers Of the
Baltimore Saa OF a fiae lithograph aud Wig
nette Of the different features of that mann
moth establishment. These illustrate the dali
~ business and production OF the paper and
as M art product is ola very high order of
mesit. 1t can be seen at our Office.