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The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
EAST&ASHINGTON.

The usual gospel temperance meetings held
at the Seamen's Bethel Retreat, corner Eighth
and l. streets southeast, have been resumed
and active work has been vigorously COM
menced. Tho East Washington Band OF
Hope, conducted by Mrs. DR.. Rogers, was
largely attended last Thursday evening, and
addressed by Rev. Mr.. BurkhGrd and others.
A temperance mass meeting by the District
Temperance Alliance Will be held this even-
expected. Tho sundny.school meets at p. m.
tomorrow afternoon and gospel temperance
meeting at $3.50 p. M, at which prominent
Libbey MofIatt Will preside at the organ.
Tho Rev. ]. W. Trout, tho newly-appolnted
pastor OF the North Oarolina.avenue NJ. p.
Mission, will oflciate at that church to-mor-
row. Mr.. Trout was appointed to this Mission
fiyo or six years ago, and served as pastor two
years, rendering excellent service. As O
preacher, he is earnest and effective; as q
man, he is kind, sociable, generous and popu-
lar with all the peoplo-non.church- goors, as
well as those OF his congregation.
Tho 0-year.old daughter OF Mr.. Thomas
Edward Clark Is lying dangerously III with
month three children with this same terrible
disease. He and his family have the sincere
sympathy OF the entire community.
The reception rendered to the Rev. Robert
N. Baer by his congregation last night was
decided success, the entire congregation OF
his new charge-Waugh NJ. Il. Church.-belng
present TO formally welcome him. Tho adj
dress OF welcome was made by Mr.. o. II. Ed
gar. Mr.. Baer responded In O feeling speech.
Mr.. W. II. Askew was selected to Introduce
those present. Altogether the reception was
very pleasant affair.
The funeral OF the late Edwin d. Doniphan
Will Take place tomorrow afternoon from his
late residence, No. 400 New Jersey avenue.
Mr.. a. Il. Merchant, OF East Capitol street, is
very Ill.
Mrs. Karcher, the wife OF Louis Karcher, tho
stationhouee.
The girls at vassar have fire company.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
WEST WASHINGTON.

Tho worklng-boat race, which was an-
nounced 20 have taken place this afternoon
between Ferd phearson and John Balllnger,
has been postponed until next Tuesday on &C
count OF tho weather.
The canalboat Gregory arrived this morning
with $500 bushels OF wheat. No sales re.
ported.
Mr.. John Leetch, grocer and ship.chandler,
has recently purchased the building No. 3230
Water street, which no Will occupy as gro.
Gerry md ship chandlery. He is making OK.
teneiye improvements, which Will render It,
when they are completed, one OF the pleas
ATTEST stores in West Warrington.
The virginia roads leading to tho city are in
such O muddy condition that farmers have
great difficulty In coming hore. Fears are
entertained here that the fact Will injure
spring trade with tho farmers. Several good
hard roads leading TO tho city would do Vir
ginla more good, and tho farmers would de.
rive more benefit from II, than from almost
anything that can be thought OF. or course,
farm products are Of little value unless they
can be brought quickly and choaply to mar
Haf
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
IfniNersiiY SiOsaIn.

A letter was received this morning from
MIR. Warren White, secretary OF tho Union ID.
u. Association, asking when the University
nine would play Its first game, and express
Ing desire TO be present. Ho also expressed
wish that would use tho Union ball. The
heach ball has boon adopted, but Is not con-
eidered to bo perfectly satisfactory.
Tho students indulge In long tramps over
tho surrounding country on half holidays, Up
along tho river ia n favorite route, while
many cross tho bridge md strike directly
over into Virginia. Others still choose tho
country north OF the city. Fine scenery may
DO seen on all routes.
Mr. p. D. Smith, vice.presidont OF tho Base
ball Association, and Mr.. John II. slattery,
manager ana captain OF tho nine, will be the
ones who Will choose the players for tho
places on the nine now vacant II 10 stated
that as the competition is 30 brisk, 1t Will take
n number OF games 10 decide the matter.
The Philomonosian and Philodomic dobat
Ing clubs are preparing now for n series OF In
toresting debates that their mombers may be
thoroughly trained to compete for the prize
debates Mt the close OF the year. Great Inter
est Will DO manifested.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
ALEXANDRIA AFFAIRS.

Tho mass-meeting OF the Young Mems
Christian Association, held In Trinity d. u.
Church, last night, was largely attended.
stirring address was delivered by Mr.. Harding,
secretary OF the Washington Association. Mr..
Clarke, secretary OF tho Richmond Association,
gave brief history OF the origin OF tho asso-
citation and the work which had been accom-
plished by Its faithful members. Rev. William
Dinwiddie, OF the Second Presbyterian Church;
Rev. Mr.. Kern, OF the NJ. L. Church South, and
Rev. John Edwards, OF Trinity M. L. Church,
addressed the congregation. The large num-
Der OF persons present was an evidence OF the
interest felt in the work OF the association,
which Is now In good condition and VIII
doubtless continue the good work which ithas
begun.
Beavers, died at her home on South st. Asaph
street yesterday afternoon, OF consumption.
The remains OF Miss Helen Humphrey,
daughter OF Judge Humphrey, who died near
Allentown, Pa, wero brought here to-day and
Inferred at Ivy Hill Cemetery.
An old colored man named Ross, for num-
Der OF years porter for Carlln Bro, died at
his home on Upper Prince street yesterday.
The funeral OF the late John Grimes, who
was shot and killed In Washington on Thurs
day night, took place at o'clock this after
noon. The remains were inferred IN the Union
Cemetery.
Tho horse belonging to Mr.. Blunt, of WASH
ington, was lost In this city last night, but was
afLerward found by the police.
The condition OF James Sneed, who attempt
ed to commit suicide at the Braddock House,
WINS thought to be improved this morning.
The employees OF Steiner & Yoke's cigar fac
tory came out last night. They have boon re
ceiylDg 81 per thousand for making cigars,
and the employees wanted TO cut them down to
SO. There were ten men and twelve boys en-
ployed In tho factory. Eight OF the journey
men stopped work, while two continued at the
reduced rates. The strikers say they Will not
return unless the old rates are paid, and also
ers' Union, Of Washington, tonight. Should
they take the latter step, they cannot return
10 work unless the employers agree 10 dis
by them.
Tho schooner Joseph Rudd sailed from this
port to-day for Cuba, with cargo OF coal and
cooperage.
The County Electoral School Board met
yesterday and organized by the election OF
Robert Walker as president, and Dr.. d. N.
Rust, secretary.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
The Living and the Dead.

litDIeW ISAutT.
funeral procession upon wet or stormy
morning is one OF the saddeBt sights that are
TO be witnessed, Ut Is not for the dead one
unknown to tho sympathetic spectator-that
the latter sorrows, but for the living. Tue
hearse holds but the bodily form OF what was
once man or woman, and whatever may have
become OF the thinking faculty, or OF the soul,
that once Inhabited the confined corpse, no sor-
row nor sacrifice on the part OF the living can
bring II back to Its forsaken tenement. But In
the carriages sit twenty or thirty or moro per.
sons OF various ages-the parents, children,
relatives and friends OF the dead. Some OF
them have been enoryated by watching and
attention at tho bedside OF one whom they
know they Will never see again on Garth, while
others are In weak state OF health, yet after
an hour or two OF dreary transit, all there must
stand baro-headed around the open grave and
listen, exposed 10 the rain, the wind, or the
snow, 10 tho solemn funeral service. How
Illness TO attendance at a funeral, and now
many more can trace 10 II @ tedious sickness.
When Will mankind learn TO caro- for the,
living moro than for tho dead-tO DO kinder 10
the body that feels than to that which cannotl
The much-neglected Wife, the husband who
hes been slave 70 duty, tho harshly-treated
child, the abused and cOntemned neighbor,
are followed 10 the grave with expressions OF
sympathy 10 whicn In their lives they were
strangers. Families beggar themselves for
the memory of member who, when alive,
heard nothing but reproach. There Is tho
CONN, the hcRrse and the carriages, tho mourn.
ing, tho minister ana the grave, then, per.
haps, tho "storied urn or animated bust" per-
hapB only some green tulE and headstOne;
yet often more than tho living can spare, often
received during life. Men boast that death
ends all hatred. Would II not DO better II
hatred were reserved for after death. PIafDl
ably by that time II would BIO dead alssgFs
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
The PhGuix Clubs Entertain.
ment.

Ono OF the most pleasant hops OF the season
was that given at Sheldons Hall last evening
by the Phoenix Club, n social organization that
has not n rival In the District. Dancing be-
gan at O'Clock and kept up till past 1.
stevene, Kingsbury, Belle Rotenbury, May
Held, Annie Held, May Evans, Sallie Evans,
Jennie White, Lucy White, Il. A. Stevens,
,1,uey Rogers Mrs. S. f. Brooks, Mrs. II. O.
Darragh, tho Misses N Person, Hattie Platt
Fannie Layton, Mary Giddings, Katie Darnall,
Laura Du Boise, Agnes Parker, Estelle Har.
ling, Annie Randolph, Julia Rand olph, Sophie,
and Messrs. II. @. Darragh, Thomas j. Stone,
Edward II. Koss, It. j. Ridgely, j. II. Boss, O..
p. Boss, Robert II. Parker, q. Il. Mallard, q. T..
Sumner, O. b. Randall, j. II. Flldew,J j. Il. Oar
nall, jr, j. A. Dickinson, W. p. Redden, Archie
Frear,1 Joseph Oulahan, q. @. Videto, Mr..
Cook and Mr.. and Mrs. Pike.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
Mis-. SHEA REsENTs AN INSULT
That was offered Her in tho Police
Court To-day.

Acolored cart.driver, named Abraham Black.
man, was before tho Police Court this morn
ing on q charge Of embezzllng so from his em-
ployer, George Creveling, tho wood and coal
dealer. MIR. Creveling stated that he gave tho
defendant O bill for so to collect from Mrs.
John Shea, OF 325 Maryland avenue, and he
collected tho money and never accounted for
II. Mrs. Shea testified that her daughter paid
the money and received the bill.
Snow don't you know that you are standing
there lying, Mrs. Shea, and that you took this
bill from this poor man and never paid him a
cent" said Hewlett, the colored lawyer who
appeared for the defense.
'Look here, you rascal" replied Mrs. Shea,
turning red, ''don't you tell mo that l am
lying"
THO court interfered and stopped any fur.
ther disorder, and the defendant was commit
ted for the grand jury.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29

This evening 'Ihe Lights o. London Will
BIO given for the last time this season at tho
National Theatre,
FoRD's oPEpAHoUsE.
t'Tho Deuce of Hearts" closes It's successful
weeks engagement at Ford's Opera House to-
night.
THE THEATRE ooauoUE.
The Theatre Comiquo has boon unusually
attractive during tho current week and n
still stronger and moro sensational bill has
been settled upon for next week. Every por-
formanco perfect.
LEON a ousHNAN.
Next week rare treat IA promised the lovers
Of genuine minstrel wit and humor at the Ma
and Comedians will hold the fort at Ford's
opera.House, and this simple announcement
is suf1lcient ae guarantees OF great success.
Everything new, fresh and original
CONSOLIDATED MINsTRELs.
Thatcher Primrose & Vests Consolidated
Minstrels Will appear at Lincoln Hall for
three nights, next week, commencing Monday,
and with Wednesday matinee. "Laug.tree's
Peril at Garden Party" will BIO presented
for the first time in this city.
THE DIME MUSEUM
This popular family resort "a exceedingly
fine this week. Performances every after
noon and evening.
THE AUTOMATIC CITY.
This marvel OF mechanical skin continues
on exhibition ut d15 Seventh street. Admis-
sion only ten cents.
A FAIR AND BAZAAR,
" Tho grand fair and bazar OF tho Union Vet
Gran Corps Cadets commences at tho Masonic
Temple on the 31et instant and closes April 8.
DION DoUCIoAULT.
This eminent actor and author enters upon
q weeks engagement at the National Theatre,
commencing Monday next, as Conn, In his
most popular play OF who Shaughraun." Mr.
Boucicault Will DO finely supported, and the
drama put upon tho stage In magnificent
etylo. AS tho sale OF seats has commenced at
the box-ofico OF tho National, IL Will be well to
secure thom In advance.
n.J DURDErTE.
The celebrated humorist Of tho Burlington
IfdlCkeRe, whose humor rs n wrltor 10 only
tqueled by his wit as n lecturer, will appear
at tho Congregational Church on Wednesday
evening next, his subject being "The Pilgrim
age Of Funny Msn." Ho Will be introduced
by Mr.. Frank Hatton.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

READ TodSs66's now advertisement t to-.
day.,<SHtfa big bargains just bougAtstt
sSPENcERlAN BUsIN6sRm4s6 con-
tlnues open during spfing and summer
aS sa va, the community appr0''-
x TALL, gray-haired man named Henry
Meade, q tailor by trade, was behind the bars
at Judge SHELLS court this morning for the lar.
ceny OF n pair OF pants from John Ii. Johnson.
1t was shown that the pants were LEFT wltkefsf's
drunk and sold them. HA.s dEys.
AS the oetsss.ssstfcd Oily away from
G Gov. he said' "Is beats me every
THERE is loud call for the pump doc
tor at the corner OF Fourteenth street and
Pennsylvania avenue northwest. The hydrant
has been out OF order for some time. II sup
plies large section with water, and unless
soon fixed Will, In the language of one OF It's
constant patrons, "Drive the boys to drink"
THE many friends of Mr.. Samuel Reed
Of the United States Patent OGlce presented
him with handsome meerschaum pipe, as q
token OF their appreciation of his efforts In
behalf OF their general comfort. Mr.. Reed Lap
made many friends by n.y. obllging .aasHesshd
DIR. Q. W. Ssse& @cntist, formerly of
Twelfth alaaEsStfeet4 MS removed to No. GIG
NlBtAssstdt northweF.
st. Johns Commandery No. 81, United
Mr.. W. II. Barton, guardian OF VIM. II. stailey,
$1,000, the sum for which tho late Eliza
Stailey was insured. Mrs. Stailey died Deem
Der 80, 1888, and the delay In paying the In
surance was caused by the necessity OF the
appointment Of guardian by the court.
GRAND temperance mass-meeting under
the auspices Of the Woman's Christian Tenn.
perance Union, Tomorrow Sunday at 3 p. M,
In the Methodist Protestant Church, Ninth, be.
tween and streets northwest Hon. John
D. White, of Kentucky; General Riley, of New
York, and others Will address the meeting.
Professor Butterfeld, OF the public schools OF
the city, Will conduct the music. Public In.
vlted.
Mr.. WIN. r. PATTERSON, of Chicago,
ILL.,, the inventor OF the Patterson Cables, and
also connected with the Western Electric Com
pany, is In tho city to-day with view OF max
ing arrangements for laying a telephone cable
in this city. Tonight he Will be the guest OF
his classmates in Dartmouth College, Edward
A. Paul, principal Of High school; VIM. II.
Mr.. VIM. TWombly.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
PERSONAL POINTS.

Mr.. A. NJ. ATKINSON, prominent
citizen OF Wabash, Ind, Is here.
Miss KATIE CREBs, of Kearnstown,
Va, ana Mrs, Annie Richmond, OF stuperville,
ohio, are visiting Mrs. Keyser, at 1O11 Ylr.
ginia avenue southeast.
-MRs. HAYNEswoRTH, the Presidents
sister; Mr.. Masten, tho Presidents nephew,
and Mrs. Masten, who haye boon visiting at
the White House, have left, tho former pro.
eeeding southward and the latter returning to
New York.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
The HandsOmest American Vine

Mr.. Alfred speer OF Passaic, N. Isfhas been
long and fayorably known .ReeDthe pioneer
Grape Grower OF America ssafs vineyards at
try, and contain 275 sfnffes OF wire stretched
on posts. AT the,ssAson of the year whom the
grapes are beIRk gathered for tho press 1t
VIII repay .e66 Tor a visit. Mr.. Speer's wines
are useast&the leading hospitals Of the coun-
try, SHSu can get 1t at druggists.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
Boys Anticipating Ma,

sim or goin' or Mayin'," said opsafttle boy
till May comes" swell, kpSSef can't" said
the first little boy, but my5fescher told us the
other day that on the. nDsf day OF May, II we
have good day, she, isgoin' ter take us out In
the country. ShetWE1ts us to look real pretty,
and che told usf6 tell our mothers TO go to b.
Robinson 4 Cox BOO Pennsylvania avenue, and
have us pqffn brand.now suits. b. Robinson
& Co. kgsps awful pretty Clothes" -
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
Mo TnIIea Home.

WThe discussion on Mr.. MorrisolialFHrifr
bill is likely to continue through tereo weeks
the House. Eyes" said thesEfo., GALL OF that,
and we are not likely tesadiourn before tho
summer months. -kehaye one consolation,
however, and tlAsfsthat can get Just the
Kind OF sprlpsNhd summer clothes want OF
Roblnsops.EHrker & Co. at the southeast corner
OF SeSs1gh and d Streets"
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
Notice !

A. q. Chewing, formerly Of Tyler & Chew
ming, begs to inform his friends that he has
made an engagement with Il, q. Davis, 10
Market Space, TO conduct his new dress goods
department, where he will be pleased 10 show
them n complete line OF black, black aud white
and white dress goods OF the newest and most
reliable makes, al iOUeSt market prices.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
THO Army of the potomoc.

Members OF the Society OF the Army OF tho
Potomac resident here will no doubt be at the
rooms OF tho Commissioner OF Pensions
promptly at 80 this evening In accordance
with the call OF Generals Sheridan, slocum,
Newton, Wright and Dudley.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
A Cnrreot OhsnulNiinr

Two members OF tlRpthird house were dis.
cussing tho defeAkof the whisky bill, when
one OF them Qpssfved that the whisky In bond
was not aifts very good quality, and he was
glad nIIpbill went the road 1t aid, '"rhe fact
street, is the only dealer in whisky who keeps
the real pure kind. That's So"
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29

DROF. SMELDON'S DANCING ACAD.
IA envy, 1901 II st. II. w.-All the new dances
taught; classes on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
HOTEL ARRIVALS.



W. L. Brown and wife, Boston; Mrs. M.
Brown, Boston; W. Kelley, tr., New Jersey;
DR.. George Brown and wife, Groton, Mass;
DR.. Newman Smith, Groton, Mass; Il. Stall
walker, jr, Wheeling, W. Va; q. IL. Wel5hono,
Pittsburgh; W. W. j. Warreng, N. "; y. A.
Rock, Pa: d. W. StOrnes, Chicago; W. ID.
Lugovy, chicago; j. M. Skulls and wife,
Brooklyn; Miss A. Shulls and maid, Brooklyn;
j, II. .Shulls, jr., Brooklyn; Il. f. Dore and
wife, Chicago; Miss Dore, Chicago; II. q. Gay
lord, chicago; h; NJ; olapp and wife, salem,
Mass; Miss A. j. Clapp, Salem, Mass; A.
Campbell, New York city; John Dayough,
oregon; j. II. Pope, Ottawa; Mrs. Ives, OF
taWa; j, w. Boyle, N. Y; II. l.. Leech, n. Y;
Hitchcock and wife, N. Y. G. L. Butte, city;
II, j. Tilden, N. Y; o. b. Grouse and wife, San
Francisco; p. owen and wife, Utica, N. Y;
clarence owen, Utica, N. y; +. s. Eatop.sN.
X. j. s. Mention and Wife, BufralesefE. d.
Alchsar, New York. "A. ssFs
To Insure Preffpt Delivery
leave your Or9ssascf cpssom garments. Tail.
oring deparIptent,
~" EIsEAIAN BROS, cor. 7th and Loo
- On election days In CipcinnRttgedch glass OF
beer swallowed is regatgasssa vote for some
candidate. ut
EASTER carasMts. J. bdnld's, 42l 9th st.
LigltyAng may point oat pathway for a
slsSrt INSTANCE, but It cannot compare with q
star for long journey.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
AMUSEM ENTS.
FoRD's oPEpA-uoUsE


This evening "rhe Lights o. London" will
BIO given for the last time this season at the
National Theatre,
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
E0S7 AND FOUND.

VNOUND-ON THE nth OF MARCH, A
II bunch OF keys and button.hooks on ring,
which the owner can have by calling at the store
of Asa L. Hazelton, No. 423 9TH ST., under odd-
Fellows Hall, on paying for this advertisement
mr27-3t
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
BOARDING.

yVNHE LoCHIEL, 5l2 NINTH. ST. N. w.
Il with pleasant rooms, good board ct reason:
able rates, Ia commended TO permanent aud
transient boardeTa. augll.tl
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29

VISITING GoVERNEsS-YoUNa OR AD-
" vanced pupils taught by Miss Alice NJ. Rob.
inson; terms moderate. Apply Mt 1872 Mass. ave.
n. W.; the very best references can be given.
dlb.tf
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
WdHTED-HeLp--PemuIe.

Advertisements Of Three lines under this head
inserted three tlmes fot rs cents.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29

II, LEVI, DEALER IN NEW AND SEC
H. ond hand clothing, No. 1920 II 81. n. W.,
bet. 18th ana 18th SITS. n. W. Pistols, Watches,
Jewery, Musical Instrumonts, Hats. Caps, Boots.
Shoes, at the lowest prices Highest price paid
for Second Hand Clothing, fei-tf
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29

"Tho Deuce Of Hearts" closes It's succosstul
weeks engagement at Ford's Opera House to-
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29


Me- DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA,
WAsHINuToN, March z, 1881
Notice Is hereby given that all licenses Issued
TO Commercial gents, Peddlers Produce Dealers
trading at large and In the several morkets VIII
expire on the 3lst day of March 1854 They must
be promptly renewed by all persons desiring 10
continue such business.
ROBERT Z. DODGE,
mrs1b222q Assessor ID. O.
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
WANTED--S,tuatons--Fe
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

UTANTED-A SITUATION BY A YOUNG
w man in drug or tobacco store; had two
years experience In the drug business; can give
hest of references from former employers. Adj
dresB w. W., Critic office. mr203t~
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
SPECIAL NOTICES.
80 SOCIETY OF TnIEAHmY OFTHE
EE9 POTOMAC.

MN HOLY GROSS CHURCH., MASS.
H65 ave. and 18th st.-The RI. Rev. VIM. Ste
vens Perry, ID. D., Bishop of Iowa, Will preach
ton on Saturday evening. 10th Inst, at 1880 y. N,
The seats are free. The public are Invited J.: a;
Harold. rector. mrZI-8t
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29

VxTANTED-Two Experienced WAIST
w hands, also button-hole worker Apply
I'LL II AZ, n. w. mr2S-3tf
The Evening critic., 1884-03-29
1884 All Hail the Great Discovery. 1884

1t carries the key of Sunshine and Gladness to
the heart OF every woman. Sent on receipt OF
stamp. Address DR.: Hartwell. Mansfield. Mass
New-York tribune., 1884-12-26
TIE LIGHT That IS FELT.

From -. NicL0idS.
A ten Ter child of summers three,
Seeking her little he'd at night,
Paused Oh the dark stair timdly.
"Oh, Mother Take my hand" said she,
"Aud then the dark will all he light"
We older children yrOpc our way
From darl; behind 10 dark before;
And only Wh"n our hands We lay.
Dear Lord, i'm Thine. the nilht i day
And there il darkness nevermOrc.
Reach downward tO The sunless days
Wherein our MidrS are blud rs we,
Aud faith is small amt hope delays
Take Thou the hands of prayer we raise,
And let us feel the light Of Thee.
-JOuN G.. WHITTIER.
New-York tribune., 1884-12-26
STIY. PRLTHEE SL1Yi

From Iriach
tIIon W. Punch ~ Nr RVs'H LocV on hcdrfnld ms IN
fendct refurn faericl anil tconHcidg hs0Octadurs)
Eu..ru Bi..I.ow clll Going Sly, you won't.
And we're fond Of you. Think twice aud " DON'T
Ict some one come, Your "licc-Work 10 thckc.
Non Co't AFFECT the Government hy Cnckic.'
Nr sir cacklclitc that yon can't hN
Thing. ~ Nou'd have 'rm IN home politics;
N.. Vou cant rghi what's wrons-Wr'1c nlHO aure
1bit Won can't write what's wrong IN literature go
Eig Low ell stay! No Wei, since we can't start with
Nnu, ,.,-
Fare No, we cannot say IT, We won't part with yon.
New-York tribune., 1884-12-26
PROVERBI1L PHILOSOPHY.

Nrefrds GrIndc GbHt Lt cticI barre u casa"
'.Juic, rite.f,ih Ltitg'n tmtbO."
While the Ian gud tail Juana StOops TO take her broom
Dcftly working, wee Ch iuita neatly sweeps he room
Stately Chloe. tho bcguing failed my heart to win
While she trcd swrrtly smiling Ialase stole IN.
so nhr,scd the .lws-half- hafng Thea, alas for mo
Iaago still swcetly laughing sailed across the sea
WILLIAM ARCHER.