The Osceola times., 1884-10-18
sClSSORED SAYINGS.

A shocking anair -Ibe galvanlc Dat-
terry.
A fall opening-A dozen on the half
shell.
Charming widows are counting their
scalps.
Milkmen ought 10 be able to dance the
ean-can.
The pugilists motto-"It's better to
give than receive"
A circle of rubies forms the newest
engagement ring.
In making oocoanut tarts Arst get your
sour cocoanuts.
A false hood covers many a smiling
| face.-IN. Y. News
A full-blooded prince teaches piano
players at Naples.
The latest slang for drinking is to "do
the steyedore act"
Talk Of the peanut crop and you'll
make the circus man smile.
The cable car system is to be used on
the streets of Pittsburs.
The people like cool Sundays, and
some prefer the Sunday school.
The watering. place beauty comes.
What conc ues 8 brings she home?
A coachman is the saddet Of all men,
his life is sull Of whoa"
spouting is one of the chief character.
istics Of Prohibition orator.
The Free Tongue, a paper printed in
Texas, only wags once week.
This will be the greatest Of all cam
paigns for political combinations.
These blue September skies are full Of
promise and hope for the country.
A Louisville firm has made a 5000
watch for an Indian quack doctor.
Near Trenton, n. Y, there is bed of
wild roees over six acres in extent.
Sunburned hands are fashionable
among the younger ladies Of Newport,
r. |.
Angleworm oil is sold in the New Eng
land drug stores as rheumatic cure.
Dress does not make the man" but it
makes the women-supremely happy.
That fashionable festivity at Newport
is just now very near fever heat.
Ohio milkmen are experiencing great
Inconvenience with the prolonged
drought. .I.-
1t is reported that General Butler mar
rowly escaped becoming Baptist
preacher. -s
Boilers will never advertise for their
stray crow uader the head Of Lost
Caws." .-..... I.....,r
A new and pretty glove is made in
Paris from the skins Of young Florida
alligators.
The cholera scare in Europe will give
American tourists chance TO "do" Amer
lea.
A crazy fellow at Bloomingdale always
takes his scream with his coffee la the
morning.
He who claims to love the music Of a
snore would go in raptures over an 40
cordeon.
| ,uiS btt D'dIi LJuuDu dt IH1TIN-
eight cents week. This is important to
American cats.
acknowledgement are beginning
TO return from Europe with new ecclesi-
astical ideas.
ribbed silk stockings are in high
favor" The shorter the dress the higher
the favor.
| Unless he decides in favor of both
sides an umpire of base ball might as
well be funeral pyre.
Senator Edmunds is not only a first
rate fisherman but an expert cook and a
superior punch mixer.
An exchange says-"President Arthur
tans easily" Yes, Chet used to be a
country school master.
This country is not going exactly to
the dogs, even 1T here are a good many
office see ours around.
An underground stream flows beneath
the city of Birmingham, Ala. II is TO be
used for sewer.
The last letter but one in the alphabet
must be the least used, since "a word to
the Y's is sufficient"
A Detroit dentist pulls teeth to slow
music. At least il seems slow to the
victim that furnishes it.
The season is rapidly approaching
when been TO a political meeting" will
cover multitude Of sins.
Camp-meetings are now in progress
throughout all the Southern States, es-
peciaily in Texas.
II is Just as hard for politician to tell
a lie asftts for small boy TO 90 swim
ming three iiniesa day. 70 a -
There il so much fashionable scandal
in Newport that people are apprehensive
of another earthquake.
The Boston girl is considered accom-
plished when she can sneeze without
dropping off her eyeglasses
Butler has begun his stumping tour
He is one Of those horny-fsted sons of
toll who travel IN palaceicais.
II is announced that mahogany coffins
are again in style. Some corpses are
very particular, it seems to M.
When St. John desires to be emphatic
be simply points TO Niagara and observes:
These are my sentiments"
His speech was entirely devoid of
spirit = sald The Bourbon, referring 70 a
Prohibition orators spouting.a