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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-01-06
LOCAL LINKS.

All are invited at Bauman's.
Solid gold bangle rings 81, at Webb's.
Oysters on fork at the Parlor saloon.
Drop in and get an oyster at the Parlor.
Telephone Daugherty's feed store tol
| eed.
Ryo and buokwheat -four, at Loeb d Fret
I oerg's.
Sugar-cured dried beef, at Loeb d :Frsi'
! berg's.
For vines liquors and cigars, 60 to Grad
docks.
Go to dinner at the Board of Trade rec
taurant.
I Go to supper at the Board Of Trade req
taurant.
Pitted cherries, very fine, at Loeb u Frei'
Dergs.
Go to breakfast at the Board of Trade
restaurant.
Fine German Dell pickles, at Loeb &
Freiberg's.
Ladies' misses and childrens' hose at
b "a lan's.
Every day hot lunch at the Boa ID o
Trade saloon.
Not taay on a stick, but oysters on fork
al the Parlsr.
l.. Craddock keeps the best OF liquors for
holiday drinks.
Smoked tongues, plain or canvassed, at
Loeb & Freiberg's.
Dunuar's preserved figs and shrimp, at
Loeb q Freiberg's.
Fresh-roasted Mocha, Java and Rio coffee,
OF Loeb d Freibergs.
Call on Craddock's Wholesale house for
your Christmas liquids.
Santa Clause says that Craddock's IL
ouors are his favorite above all others.
The pures., best and henpest brands OF
liquors at Craddock's for holiday use.
Burn Coke keep your house clean and
save meney. Coke only $500 ton at
DALLAS CIrY GAS Co.
Get 6rst-class free board at the Board OF
Trade saloon. Every day hot lunch and the
finest Of LIQUORS and cigars.
One thousand head o. stock cattle for sale
NASH Il CARLISLE.
kaufman, T.1ns, Jan. ], 1884.
Wines. vhiskies. brandies and every
thing pertaining TO the liquor line n pro.
fusion, at Craddock's saloon, and purity
itself.
make the old fashioned George Washing.
ton family Christmas eggnog.
Ladies' hats bought direct from the facto-
ries and prices are very low at Mrs. 4.
CheBlnuis, Elm street next TO Grams.
Out Of seven United States prisoners ar
ssied in this district last year and sent TO
Fort Smith for trial, six Of the seven were
found guilty and hung.
Mr.. G. A. Reed. formerly superintend-
ent oil the Cleburne telephone exchange,
has been appointed assistant superinteno-
ent ofthe exchange here.
The courthouse clock froze up Friday
night but was started up. again yesterdhy
incoming. measuring of lime according 10
The old-fssnioD, moss-back schedule.
EVERYBODY who frequents the Fort knows
Gentleman Gus" Rintleman anu wnsre
he can be fouDd-behind the bar Of the
Local Option. near depot. Unexer ptiona-
bic liquor and courteous attendance.
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Every promise backed by a guarantee.
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will give imme.
date relief. Price % and so cents. Sold
by w. II. Patterson q Co.
Cheap Fuel.
Coke reduced to SO 90 per ton, which Ii
cheaper than wood or coal.
GAG Co.
The largest aud best selected stock o.
liquors in Dallas are to be found ut Cradl
docks.
Target wholesale ana retail millinery
house at Banmsn,s, .os Elm street
Graham hour ~uu c,aohea wheat, ut Loeb
4 Freiberg's.
Boneless ham aud cerveist sausage, 81
Deb & Freiberg's.
Ladies' quits ana underwear, at Ban
mans
Plumes, tips, aud fancy feathsre, at Bau.
mans.
Millinery and fancy goods at Bauman's
Ladies' suits and underwear at Baumsn's
Curtis sells solid goo rings Ior rs cents.
Solid gold bangle rugs 81. at webb's.
Velvets, satins and silks, at baumsn'a.
velvets, ribbons ali colors, at Bauman's.
Velvet, satins and silk, at Bauman's.
50
The rush continues at Baumsn's.
Watch the great sales at Bauman's.
You can buy cheaps at saumans.
Have yOn been a. s:aman'sY
Neckweer and ruching. at Bauman's.
Ooysets A, a gloves' n Baumap's.
DviSsl ortfts on n Rsumen,s
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Honesty 10 the best policy In art, as in
any business transaction. | have neither
dude" patrons nor employees. No suicides
on account OF being caricatured ut my
studio. Ny constantly increasing city and
ouarter of a century OF study and labor In
photography is producing houest returns.
/ make a speciality OF nothing but fine work,
and offer no premiums for sittings. The
work have on exhibition IL my own pro-
duction. do not follow. but lead. Those
who have been particularly unfortunate in
not obtaining satisfactory photos are invited
10 call and haze sitiings. No money &C
oep,ed for work not wholly satisfactory.
w. MCCLELLAN, Artist.
200 NJ sin Street.
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Attention.

Wanted, for every town and city OF Texas,
a lady or gentleman Representative me
only capital required is energy, ana e1cius,
from len to twenty dollars day. Woik,
bot h honorable and permanent, as well as
benz fetal to all parties concerned.
For particulars call at HOS Commerce
street, Dallas, Texas, from 10 to IL IN the
forenoon and to 5 in tho afternoon.
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In sums OF 5000 to $4,000 fer term OF
years on pastures or large terms. Apply
TO Bhsttuek & Hoffman, As Union street,
New Orleans, or to the following attorneys
for information: Chss. Fred. Tucker, Dali
las; G. r. Cooper. Fort Worth; Hopkins q
Dudlsirh, Henrietta; Hancock & Shelley.
Austin; Simpson & James, San Antonio;
McCampbe & Givens, Corpus Christi; IL.
4. Bldrdge, Gainesville.
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A Good Investment.

Good Investment.
Al this sea.on arreat many res are due
10 oyerheated stoves. so do IA 4 rely alto
gether on your wa,chfulncss for safety, but
protect your property with fir, nolicy at
a small cost. from John B. Aldehohs
agency, the first to pay losses in the Dig hrs
Of October 9Th.
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THE CITY.

rHn TEAS LAND AND MORTGAGE
COMPANY, OF LONDON.
Hhe above company loans money on one
i've years time, at reasonable rates OF in
se,est, secured by deed OF trust on i'm
proved lnnds, large farms, stock ranches,
ard city property. It also deals in vendors
lien notes; negotiates sales OF ranches, cat
tie, and bonds OF every description; and
dc . a general financial and agency busi-
nsas in the State OF Texas and Europe.
q. u. WELLESLEY,
General Manager.
ffioe6GS Main street. Dallas. Texas
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POSTPONED.

The habeas corpus trial OF TIP wilson
colored, who shot and killed Harry JONI
son, colored, eet for hearing in the ais
trict court Yesterday was postponed on NC
count of the absence OF material witnesses
until next Wednesday morning a.
O'Clock.
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An account Of 6re across the street, and
having 10 watch our building. We will DO
compelled to disappoint our customers.
viii come up smiling early next week. NO
goods lost. The New Laundry,
EnBpER q OLIVER, Proprieterr.
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Pity CopS~ an Hour.

Msssrs. Purdy 4 Randall. OF the Board Of
Trade Billiard Hall. have reduced the price
Of billiard playing to nifty cents per hour.
Mr.. Purdy intends In the iuslre 70 give nls
,,.-sonsl attention in the management OF
III . billiard room. and those who delight In
his pleassnt psstime may feel assured that
.hev be cpnrteously treated. Every
Law Al II O'Clock Purdv 4 Randall viii
i've the finest Tree lunch ever spread IN
Dallas. Give the Board OF Trade Billiard
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Shiloh's vitalizer is what you need Tor
Consumption, Loss OF Appetite, Dizziness,
and all symptoms OF Dyspepsia; frice ~
and rs cents per bottle. Sold by w. II.
Patterson & Co.
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ord's Place makes no pretensions It is all
truth. 1t is supplied with the best brands
Of WHISKY, the finest wines, the purest no
uors and the choicest cigars. NO. ia LII
m Ar street; Frank Cauthorn manager.
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Notice. 49,. , A.
Mr.. A. hcWhirk will have q man In his
shop no TO IL .. m. this Sunday morning to
repeir any serious breaks that may occur
during last night or this morning. Tsie'
nhone orders to 406 Elm street.
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DIVISION SUPERINTENDENT.

Mr.. James Williams, division superin'
teudent of this division OF the Texas q fa-
cific, extending from Fort Worth 10 Iexer'
kama, and also Of the Transcontinentai OIL
resigned and been superseded By Mr.. Geo
DimiCk.
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Rose City Paint and Color Company.
Tbis cSmp.,y has esisbiisoed neadquar,
,<rs for he sale Of their celtD1 tfed nixeo
rs;oss COR the state. In this city. have
h~sp appointed sgsnt for the sale OF same.
ard Vii ~ eli aroers 81 fsctory pric.s.
II. Hkn1rroS.
Wros.sle peint~s supplies. wInaov
sls,s. vsil psrer. mouidinss' etc. So Elm
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CONGRATULATIONS.

The public school teachers in the vicinity
ef Ferris are requested to meet in the Fer
ris academy January 10Th, 1881 ior the pur-
nose NJ discussing the best methcos vi
teaching and governing their schools.
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Fire! Iire!! Iire!!I
Secure The Babcock Fire extinguishef
and protect yourself from all danger by
IRE. Z. II. HENNEsy & Co.,
Stats Agents. Galveston, Texas.
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Try Cartere Little Nerve Pills for any
case of nervousness, sleeplessness, weak
stomach, Indigestion, dyspepsia, etc, relief
ia sure. The only nerve medicine Tor the
price in market. Ia walls ut Zoe.
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Ifyou are nervous or dyspeptic try Gar
teris Little Nerve Pills. Dyspepsia makes
you nervous. and nervousness makes you
bic and these little pills cure both.
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Coke Cheap Fuel.
Cheaper, cleaner and better than wood or
coal, 1t SO per ton.
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/ respectfully tender cordial invitation
to the public, aud especially to the ladies' TO
call and examine my stock OF meerschaum
goods and imported cigars, DC. Just toe
thing tor nice present to the lovers OF the
weed. Il. 7. MARITIME,
Corn Main ana Poyeras streets.
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Coal, Coal.
EoTIcg.--The Gas Co. are row supplying
Coal az lowest market figures in car load
lots, by the ton or in tmaller quantities,
Send In your orders to the Gas Cos. Office
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Fashionable novelties in fine Millinery
French pattern hats and bonnets at Mre.
T.. Ohestnuts on Elm street next TO
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Hruptions, seres, pimpies. rhenman' IA
are hut indicators of impure blood Ack-
er's Blood Elixir IL the remedy. Sold by
W A Patterson n 90.
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Don't iail TO see the nne display OF Dia.
ioopd and other stone rings and prices 1T
which they are Ls'ng sold by Austin. ol2
Main street.
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Why y It, mat you see such crowds
breakfast dinner aud supper times an
the corner OF Main and Poydras stree y
= haoause thew are going to get fifst clas
M eals at the Board Of Trade Restanrant.
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Having bought out the interests Of Al
concerned In the hrm OF T.. ~. hosmero
Co steam. gas and vater-ftters, l vii
Continue the business ct the old stand. ~
Kim street. a. McWHlRk.
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Call on II. Hamilton and examine line
lot OF ssecl eDgravings. Gil paintings ana
water csIored srto,ypes just received.
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Croun, whoopiDg Cough, and even Ash
ma Immediately relieved by Acker's En-
rish Remedy. Sold by W. ii. Patterson
A Co.
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Premature Loss sf the Hair
Nav be entirely prevented by the Csc oil
Houseseepers should insist upon OBJ
taining BurDett's Flsvoring Extracts, they
are the. best.
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Atard.

WAxAHAcHrE, Dec. 4.-No one L. author,
f-ed 10 onllec, money on notes IN favor o.
the Sun Fire Once OF London. on ,lnstsn-
a, sneir nosseer;on. The Sun Fire Ollce is
no longer represented BY Il. 7. Gadd, Of
D.ilss "a onr agent: nor has T. II. Gadd or
w. III Gs8d suthorIty 10 act for rs In any
capacity whatever.
PAnKs a gibson. General Agents.
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A nasal injector tree with each bottle OF
Shlloh's Catsrrh Remedy. Price - cents.
Sold By w. II. Patterson d Go.
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wanted. i.
A. silberstsip, formerly of Silberstein a
uir.ch' has rebuilt his mule pens just hack
Of Husy & Philips. sdj~iniDE Martin
stable. where ne can be found. Wanted
200 mules; will pay the highest market
nrtce. A. SILBexsIkIN.
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We will sell goods 70 suit You ct Bau
mans, 706 Elm street.
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Why will you cough when Shiloh's Cure
will give immediate relief. Price 10 cents,
so cents and s.. Sold by W. II. Patterson
& Co.
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Martinez, the tobacconist. b . the lsrges
and finest stock of cigars. pipes and TO
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Guaranteed to cure a Ctd or Cough
Ack~r's celebrated English Kennedy. sold
by w. II. Patterson d Co.
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French, Turkish AMI rsiifornia evapo-
tied OF unes at Loeb a Free ,erg's-
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shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
croup, whooping cough. and bronchitis
Sold by w. ii. Patterson d Go.
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Every thing in the grocery liue for Christ
mus, at Bryan & Bradshaw.
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shiloh's Cough and Consumption cure Is
sold BY US on guarantee. IL cures coz
umptiop. Sold by W. II. Patterson 4 Co
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Horseradish and crsnbsrnes, at Loeb a
Freiberg's.
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,QO dozen Felt Hats and Bonnets.
97n dozen Satin and Velvet Covered Hats
oH0 dozen Moscow Beaver Hats.
ION dozen Straw Hats, all colors and styles t.
to select from.
800 pieces Velvet Ribbons, all colors
Qn0 pieces Satin and Ottoman Ribbons
25O0 yards Satins, all shades.
1000 yards Silk Velvet and Velveteen'
1000 Birds and Wings.
$50 dozen Plumes, all shades.
23O dozen Tips, all colors.
1000 yards Pushes.
IN pieces Fur and Swansdown.
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Use Aoker's English Remedy for cor
sumption. Solo by w. II. Patterson d Go
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Tor kaIe,
A complete furniture aud undertskers
business at Denton. Texas. Death OF Fro
prietor Is the cause Of selling.
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All IN wan, ~ real vsrgrins m Dtamonos,
wsfehrs and all kinds o. J-veiry shonid
call A. once at the old.st Jeveiry store I'D
North Te1ss-F. Ans'i~- sz ssin street.
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For lame back. SIDE. or Ches', use Sbi
,ob,s Porous Plaster. Pncs Is CENTS. Sol
~ ". ii. fstssrsnn 4 Co.
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Acter's cessDr.sso kbfpsn kemeoy ~
W. Il. fasisrson 6co.
The Press., 1884-12-18
CRInINAL IGNORANCE.

The October Locomotive says: Tho carelessness sometimes displayed by en- gineers CD who have charge of boilers is simply criminal, and deserves the severest penalties. A recent occurrence will illus trate this. Visiting an establishment where we had boilers insured, our atten- ton was attracted by the suspicious actions of the engineer. Watching for what he supposed was favorable opportunity, he climbed up on top of the boilers and head ed toward the safety valve, always keeping as nearly between it and us as he could, but not, however, succeeding in always keeping from view. Reaching the valve he busted himself 8 few moments about it, and then returned with nonchalant air to where we were. The following conversa- tion then occurred
 Inspector Tired of living, are you?"
 Engineer-"No; what do you mean ?"
 Inspector-"I thought perhaps you were."
 Engineer-"Wha makes you think so ?'
 Inspector-"W from the use you make of that wedge you now have in your overalls pocket. I see that you had the safety valve fastened down with it. Now, if you want to die, why don't you go out and jump into the river, and drown your- self then nobody's life but your own would be endangered ?"
 Engineer-"Those boilers are all right. I don't believe boiler can blow up so long as there is plenty of water in it. I have been running boilers twenty years. |" And so on to the end of the chapter
 This fellow had actually made an iron wedge, and driven it into the forked guide above the lever, so that it was impossible for the valve to lift, in order to ''bottle up the steam," as he expressed it. And this in spite of the fact that the pressure was all that could be safely allowed and he had also moved the weight out on the lev CT fifteen pounds beyond the limit allowed. This is an actual occurrence.
The Press., 1884-12-18
PAID IN HIS OWN CoIs.

ssNo gentlemes, said Captain Skiddy, decisively. ssyou don't catch me taking any part in any practical jokey. went out ot that business for good over ten years ago.
 s'How was that ?' asked reporters sy
 "Well, it was in the winter of f72, may be '73. 1 was living in Davenport, Iowa, and man came round there giving bal loon ascensions. One day it was adyefL tised that the mayor of the town was go- ing up with him. Now the mayor was big fat man, who always wore light sui of clothes and a white hat. This put me in the notion of working q joke of ons the people. I got acquainted with the aero naut, and he agreed to assist me in the scheme. . We then got an old suit of light clothes and fixed up dummy, which we filled up with sand, so that it weighed about two hundred, and would, therefore, drop straight and heavy like man. The day of the ascension there were fully 30,- 900 people o1P the. ground, and theFexclte- ment was very great, as there wasa slight wind blowing at the time. After the bal loon got up about mile, and may be that far south of the town, we dropped the dummy over.
 Big sensation then ek ?s 3 & As 2a &s &
 'sWell should say so. Of course the crowd made break out of the town to scrape up the remains, and rushed home to get my fishing tackle, for it struck me that the most healthy thing could do would be to go a fishing for day or two Before left the house, however, I was ar- rest. for murder
 ''For murder? ?" Y TT
 ''Exactly. A lot of boys, accompanied by the sheriff, rushe in and collared me. They claimed that the dummy had falL n on a farmer and driven his skull clear into the heels of his boots. They said that the balloonist had turned states evidence, and the chances were that I'd be hung by a mob before night.' @t &RSF 7
 ''That was rough. ,"
 "Well, so thought. was just scared to death, and begged the boys to stand by and protect me. l ponied up $50 for legal expenses, and they hid me in the gar ret of neighbours house. They kept me there ten blessed days, and there wasn't a day but they struck me for a twenty or two for contingencies. One night the whole gang came round full of beer-oD my money, mind you-and said they had concluded, as additional precaution, to hide me in hollow of an oak tree about three miles out in the woods. I saw through the whole business then, and drove 'em out with club. It was good square case of thdbiter bit, I know, but they never let up calling me Dummy Skiddy' after that until they actually ran me out of the town, and had to emigrate to this jumping off place of creation," and the captain shook his head with a disgustei air and walked out.
The Press., 1884-12-18
FEM MpERANCs NOTES.
Edited for The Press in behalf of the Stafford Springs
 VI. c. T. U.


 Toledo Blade: Prohibition was enacted in Maine thirty years ago, and the state IS not yet freed from the curse of rum. Lii .quor is still brought into the state and drank, and there is still drunkenness in Maine. The richest and most influential citizens of the state defed the law and dared the prohibitionists to attack them. But they did attack them; they did en- force the law, and to-day the country dis tricts are practically free from the curse, and in the cities it is driven into holes and corners, and both drinking and selling is considered disreputable. Even in the largest city it is considered more trouble to get drink of liquor than it is worth to any body, but the confirmed drunkards, who will have it at any cost.
 It is difficult for young people to realize the danger of the first glass. They seem to think that they are stronger than other people, that they can drink or not, as they choose; but, according to the testimony of all who have had any experience, it is very hard to be moderate drinker. 4 great many men, soale of them young, go down to drunkard's graves every year, and this would not be but for that treach. erous first glass;"
The Press., 1884-12-18
THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING.

ssDear Santa Claus" wrote
 little Will, in letters truly
 shocking, 'Ise been
 good boy, so please fill
 a-heapin up this stock
 ing II want a drum to sF make pa sick and drive Snlylnama crazy. want asdoggieI can kick, SO he es Awill not get lazy. I want powder gun to shoot right at my sister Annie, and big trumpet can toot just awful loud at Granny. I want a drefie big false face toscarein o.s ". NS fits our baby. want a pony NA can race around the parlor,
 maybe, want little hatchet, ssa too, sol Lean do some chopping upon our grand piano new when mama goes a-shopping,
 want a nice hard rubber ball to smash all into fin-
 ders the great big mirror - Y and lots of ywinders. An g s@e >S candy that'l make me t's&,z B, sick, so ma all night
 will hold me an make
 pa get the doctor quick an never try to scold ! is me. An, Santa Claus, if pa says I am naughty it's story. Just say if he whips me I'll die and goto King dom p,ory"