, 1884-04-05

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in attendance upon the services of Rev.
Mr.. Brown tomorrow evening at the
Baptist church. The members intend to
appear in uniform.
The LEADER is welcome guest at
every citizens door. 1t is taken in every
morning, and its spicy columns greatly
promote digestion-even better han a
matutinal cocktail.
When a pup persists in doing more
barking than any other member of a eau
Gus, for the first offense administer a
leather p~oultice and for the second offense
a dose of leaden pills.
1t isn't every man who can run a hotel
or a theatre successfully; but Manager
Rhodes is not only running the opera
house successfully for himself, but salts
factorily to the public.
If you go to Uncle Toms Cabin you'll
shout, you'll laugh and you'll yell, and
then you'll camly wonder why you've
been raising such a lively racket. Fun,
my boys fun; furious fun.
when day breaks, what becomes of
the pieces?" is a question discussed by
many inquiring minds" We guess, prob
ably, the sun saves the pieces and warns
them over for the next day.
is this beefsteak tender, waiter2"
asked a traveller, as his order was served
at one of our cheap restaurants, yesterday
morning "Ask me something fought"
was the non-committal answer.
Put on your plug hat, your white vest,
your swallow-tail coat, your winter ulster
or your summer duster, and take the old
lady and the young one for an introduc-
ton to Topsey and Uncle Tom.
Snow is somewhat of a novelty except
in the western country just now. Along
the line of the Union Pacific from
Omaha, the heavy rains recently have
presented the greatest obstacles to traffic.
A warranted deed for 16O acres of land
on Little Horse Greek, consideration So
$50, by James r. johnson to John A.
Baxter, Charles NJ. McGhee and Edward
j. Sanford, was yesterday placed on
record.
Frank Melander has just received .
500 hats in n installment and more are
coming. Frank expects to be able to fill
all orders for election hats. Betting par
ties who are in need of a tile will do well
to remember this.
A cowboy appeared upon the streets
yesterday clad in a pair of pants made of
Angora goat skin with the hair on the
outside. An eastern lady wanted to buy
them for arug but as he hadn't any others
he modestly refused to peel out of them,
The early bird catches the early worm.
and the early gunner catches the early
bird. Sometimes the early policeman
catches the early gunner; and the early
policeman is sometimes caught mapping
because he doesn't go to bed early enough.
FSelah!
How abortive are the fond conjectures
of maternal pride! How many young
men whose mothers bespoke for them in
their youth the presidential chair, at
least, if they could find nothing more
worthy their talents, are now shoveling
dirt in Cheyenne.
We told you so! or at least we didn't
tell you so, and this is the way the Rocky
Mountain Nelos acknowledges having
been April fooled The report recently
published that Mr.. Frank Jay Bullene
had come to his death through a fall from
his horse, proves to be erroneous. 1t was
an April fool joke gotten up by somebody
possessed of very little sensibility to say
the least, Mr.. Builene's many friends
will rejoice in the falsity of the report. -
The new Buffet Pullman sleeper,
Bornen, is now running unnn the Union
Pacific rails. 1t is a ten section coach
with all of the latest Pullman improve
ments that have already been described in
this column. The woodwork is all inlaid
in mahogany, with mirrors between the
windows. 1t is lighted with the improved
lamp, ten burners being placed in the
main body of the car. The Buffet is not
uiltu, do lhC IOdu VIII udNG W Hldht tT-
rangements with the eating houses along
the line before serving lunch on board the
train. The new ears will run from Kan
sas City to Ogden, by way of Denver and
Cheyenne.
The young men of the town and of So
ciety, who attired in the garb of the votary
of fashion, dance with, firt with, and
take our bellies to the Opera house, are
not the fellows who will marry u bellies.
The young man who is attending some
backwoods, crossroads school house;
whacking bulls or corraling COWS, is the
future husband of the belle in the ma
jority of cases. They are the boys that
get the cake in this life. They will ulti-
timately ride in their W carriages at
fifty, and the patent-leather, shoe string
neck-tie young man often thinks he is in
luck it he gets a job as their coachman.
An Odd Contest.
The English people as a body have long