The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-06-19
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"A ass sa clsvsissa roads "iss
a,.sm ssllsss.~ .hsch 10 positively We
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where fo-a bsds are oososrssd
-~tssl. sL~ag4st whistle. II reveals V
80 ysass mss thai shsy bsss sisd
.wo.ss 70 msas sscsilssi seolSs
= son. No Ysrksrs sssssd Hamilton
Pea senss.isi for President Frssst'y
...y ssssssi Il could iap The scales u
iAsir fsvsr
"A scmsn slssys carries Der purse 10
her assd 20 ibsi other women viii sss u
A uss rssriss II. IL his issiis pocket 20
his v,is v0s't sss u.
A.ss aud his vile hsd little dim
Getty 10 The kiseAss the ether dsy. sd
vrssssiiy matters became - quiet that
you could hear relliss pis drop.
do bsys o. girls make ths nest ssiss'
" The latest csuasdrun. Turs smsuss
ists : scLool.rssm sad II viii bs settled 30
qsiek i, gill make your hssl ssia.
a eosplsisiss Chi~goss, - ~ sui.
Tor divorce. declares that bis vile hss
nsds svuyiAiRs bel Tor him 10 bis
~srrs.d lie except bis tee ssd coffee
--oss young mas ssia TO ssothM; "lfs
. long gay from biz vssll To " ssst, "
''os, sever n,sS. ~ Asat isllss, " cid
tho ether. You'll have Il al dsvn hill. :
"A Ciseinssii man claims 10 havss vile
10 hoi-tsnpsrsd that he can light his
cigar from The fash Of Der sysa He
made . sssd match who's b married
her.
-~,'MAs wasb but little ear below VS.
written bsfsrs tho telephone vas Invented.
Ne certainly wants . gesa deal Of hear -
understand the fsllov 81 he other cad OF
the wire.
"A wicked yousg mas says thst h.
never vill. upon asy censidsratiss what
ever. believe ,ha,a pretty girl ksovs what
. kiss means ustil DO has II from her svn
mouth.
Were You ever caught ia - sudden
sqnslly asked an old yaebtman Of wor.
thy citizen. "Wsll. I guess -. respond.
Cd the old man. II have helped 10 bring
up eight babies"
-Jsnes has been 10 the habi. Of taking
physie 10 the sprisg for twenty years.
lie says he does not know ~ il does him
any good. but hs thinks IL shsvs his
physical endurance.
--"Do yen know, asked gestlrnau st
a bird sho~. why robins are more intslli.
gest than hess7'' mo. WAS the reply.
Because they Arc better posted 10 the
higher branches.
A conutry paper tells Of smart wife
that helped her husband TO grsw 70 acres
VI ~hsst The way she helped him WAS
10 stand 10 the door and shake broom nj
him when Ls sat down 10 rest.
She was aimiring herself aud $25
spring bosaet rDo you thisk 1t bssom-
'ng, arsr'' she asked Of her young hus
baud Yes, DO. vas bis response. IL
tbiuk Il IL becoming quite dear.
Prom South Csrsliua Native laftsr
a f'~ minutes conversation ~ bet boss
you r. Nuth.rner, bain't ysry' Tourist
WHY. yes . Nstive-"I lowed yer
var; ks.~ yer BY yer brogus. +"
a grocer /, Lsurens county owns
halt bu,hel measure that was used before
aud SITTER the revolutionary war. OF
course il is valuable 10 him now only ~ :
curiosity. for il holds full hall bushsl.
before eating = mas had VI IN
China. ths authorities considerably make
him drunk. The beasty Of this sysssn il
that man caa get intoxicated without
having head o. him the asxt morning.
--Yssl II We know crow when We see
IL. this il crew. Dut they have lisl
shsmsfsIly about crov. Grow o. Rspub
iicaa ,,.s, ism. bad eating. We prefer
quail. bot W. can make . good square
meal ON clean. we'll cooked crew.
Nsah. poor mas. never knew What il
-. 20 slip do~n isto the cellar Of the
ark when tbs boys we're IN the kitchen.
With c,dsr mug under bis coat tail, 10
come mp with satisfied expression, Oh.
serving thai b had just bees down 10 see
II them ,aisrs we're sproutis."
H.s frcsb and srses everything looks7'
s.a,mur.d Clssstsii. y they wondered
along The rosd. Every thisgi' qsss-
ioa.d Adolphus. locking dows int her
violet eyes. "Yss. everything size re-
piled sbstrsc,sdly. He vsHdsu with
another girl nov.
In the bssutifal metaphor Of the
onest. sCsinsss girls feot IL called .
''sold-n lily. There il aotLiss 30 fragile
sb.a, Id. old mass hoof. however. III
rss isiscate The way TO the fross gate just
=. poisisdl, sad effectively ~ the regular
orthodox American pedal.
- geIiisMss sss tsllisg Of the dssti.
ts,isa u the pssple 10 csrtsis dstrict
40 the iAs West why. said be. ''tbsss
s~ laasrrIs actually bsgsisg for bread. "
''ia.,s pretty bad, slrssgs', 20 misiats.'
o. Unmarked ,ird iooLins specimen Of
LaU.sisy. hut ts:st hall - bad - ucsI-
ins tos h."
So AZ s,isrssy At Lac ~ts wished Il slss
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