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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02

hereby announce myself as a candidate
for County Treasurer. subject TO the rules
and regulations of the Republican party.
JAMES II. SIMONS.
Mifflintown, Pa, April Il, 1884.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
Philadelphia & Reading Railroad.
Arrangement Of Passenger Trains.

Trans leqUe RqrTisburg as foI!otrs:
For New York via Allentown, at : so and
. 80 a. NJ, and / cop m.
For New York via Philadelphia and ssBound
Brook Route" 6 p so m, and As
pm.
For Philadelphia, 25, 50, $50 am. As
and 40C pm.
For Reading at 20, 25, ! 50, 9 50 m.
145, 4 90 and so pm.
For POttsville at 30, : so, Q so m. and
! IS and 90 p. m. and via Schuylkin &
Susqushanna Branch at 05 M, and
90 p. m.
For Allentown a; 90. so, 9 so a m, As
and 00pm.
WAY and Market fer Lebanon. 4 90 a. m.
Runs on Wednesdays and Saturdays only.
SUNDAYS.
For Allentown. Reading, and way stations
90 a. M. ana 4 90 .. m.
For Philadelphia at : 90 "a M, and 0Gp m.
Train, for Harrisburg lsars as .oilO,e,
Leave New York via Allentown at 90 m,
90 and IS p m.
Leave New York via s.Bound Brook Route''
and Philadelphia : 45 m, 80, 4 90 and
80 p m, and ~ 90 midnight, arriving at
Harrisburg 50. s 90, Q % p. M, and
II 10 and 9 10 m.
Leave Philadelphia at 4 80 . 50 m, 90,
so and IS pm.
Leave Pottsville at 6 90, 9 90 a. m. and 4 40
pm.
Leave Reading at 90, I so, IL so m.
l ~, Is, so aud 10 25 pm.
Leave Pottsville via Schuylklll and Susque-
hanna Branch, s 90 a m. and 40pm.
Leave Allentown at 6 90, 8 40 M, I2I5,
4 80 and 9 05 p m.
Way Market leaves Lebanon wednesdays
and SATURDAYS only.J O5 a. m.
SUNDAYS.
Leave New York via Allentown. at 3Opm.
Philadelphia at 6 80 a. m, and I IS :. m.
Leave Reading at Q 90 m and 10 25 D m.
Leave Allentown att 35 a. m, and 35 D m.
STEEs.TGN BRANCH.
Leave HARRISBURG for Paxton. Locb-
iel, and Steelton daily, except Sunday. 8 35.
$40, 9 35 a m, 35 and 4Opm; daily, ex-
cept Saturday and Sunday. s5 m, and on
Saturday only, 4 As and 10, pm.
Returning, leave STEELTON daily. ex-
cept Sunday, 6 10, O5, 1000, I145 am.
. 10 and 10 - pm; daily, except Saturday
and Sunday, 6 10 p IN, and on SATURDAY.
only, ) 10 and 30 m.
c. G.. HANCOCK
General Pass'r and Ticket .4gsnt.
J. Z. WOOTTEN,
General Manager.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
Announcements.
ASSEMBLY.

Mr.. EDITOR Please announce the name
of Maj. Jno. d. Howell as a candidate for
Assembly, subject to Republican usages.
VETERAN REPUBLICANS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
DEABoDY HOTEL,

Ninth St, south OF Chestnut. one square
south of the New Post Office, One-hslf
square from Walnut st. Theatre and IN the
very business centre of the ciiy. On the
American and Ruropean plans. Good rooms
fiom SOC to s. 90 per day. Remodeled and
newly furnished. W. PAIEE, ". D.,
Owner and Proprietor.
Nov. 81, 1888, ".
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
AnVhn1V

That desires to save 20 to 35 per cent
on agricultural implements can be ae-
cOmmodated by Kennedy * Doty.-
This same firm has the sole agency in
Juniata county, for the well known
Susquehanna Bone Phosphate and are
also prepared to furnish pure, ground,
raw bone, at lowest prices. In the
feed line; Corn, Oats, Rye, Shorts,
Middlings, Bran, OIL Cake and Meal
For RENT.-A house and lot of 4
acres near Van Vert, in Walker town
ship. Address or call on John Cleck
Van Vert. Juniata county, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02

TIE Monroe doctrine, has always
been a dead letter, Blain will give it
life and make 1t a living issue.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02

A STATE convention of colored
men will be held at Pittsburg, Au-
gust Il
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
You Can Have 1t.

.''BFy dear, what would 1 give to
have your hair p is often said by
middle-aged ladies to young ones
Madam you may have just such hair.
Parker's Hair Balsam will give it to
you. It viii stop your hair from
falling OFF. restore the original color
and make it long, thick, soft and
glossy. You need not stand help
lessiy envying the girls. The Bal
sam is not oily, not dye, but is an
elegant dressing, and is especially re
commended for its cleanliness and
purity. June 1S-1m.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02

The SeHfinsl and Republican Office is the
place to get job work done. Tryit 1t will
pay you If You need anything in thstline.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02

ONE OF THE MOST PROFITABLE
DLaChSMiTH STANDS in the county
may De purchased of the undersigned al :
reasonable price. The property IS sitaaiee
IN 'onnstown, Juniata Co., Pa, and via
.,e smith stand includeS a bot Of shou'
TWO ACRES, having thereon erected
comfortable Two-story FrameHouse, a CON
modloGs Stable and other outhuidns''
Ihere Is a Well OF good water At the ''o.
OF the house. For particulars call on '
address WM. HOOPS.
Walnut p. o., Juniata Co.. "a
Payments 10 suit Pureb@sei'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
CAUTION NOTICE.

All persons are hereby cautioned against
trespasSing up0n the lands of the under
signed. in Favette. Delaware or Walker
townships, by fishing, hunting or in any
nfher WV
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
NOTICE To TREsPASSERS.

IN All persons are hereby notified not to
trespass on the lands of the undersigned,
in Walker and Fermanagh townships, for
the purpose of hunting, building fires, or
for any other trespass purpose.
SAMUEL AUKEE. Henry AUKER,
CHRISTIAN MUssFR, REUBEN MoIsT,
ISAAC AUKER, WILLIAM RIcKESBACH,
WELLINGTON SMITH, KURTZ KAUFMAN,
JOSEPH 5. WEAVER, Susan BONNER,
JONAS KAUFMAN, CYRUS SIEBER.
Oct. 81, lsS3-tf.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02

This exhibit speaks more forcibly than
all the bald statements TO be found in Free
Trade papers. II can be extended much
farther with the same result. But this will
do for once.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
JOHN YORGEY'S
n EW
BOOT AND SHOE SHOP
Main street, Patterson PA

where he viii make all the latest STYLES Of
LADIES', GENTLEMAN'S. BOYS
and MISSES SHOES.
PINE BOOTS and REP AIRING snecial,v
% PRICES REASONABLE.
Give him call before going elsewhere.
Dec. l9, lss3-ly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-02
AYERS
AGUE CURE
Sold by all Druggists

fsFsF -T.f-, S. .-,E.- as '-'=S So. .
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-01-13
Onthe Floor of,he Ocean.

Democrats Monthly for January
In the International Exhibition at
Nice, Nj. Faseilj exhibited what he
called, The observatory under the
sea-" This is II name gwen to sort
of submarine balloon made of steel and
bronze to resist the pressure OF water
at d out 100 fathoms 1t is rty feet
in height, and is divided into three
compartments. On the top sits the
commander, the second is a saloon for
eight passengers, and on the bottom a
machine cons ructed on the principle
OF tish's bladder, 10y which the bal
loon IS raised or lowered. A powerful
electric light ilumines the sea 10 a
great distance, enabling the passen-
gers to study through the glass floor
ing, the rocks, plants, and the fis1ts oi
these aqueous depths. A telephone
communicates with the attending YES
sci upon the surface of the water
This machine is almost an exact re
production of Ju'es Verne's submarine
steamer in his "80. 600 leagues undeI
! the sea"
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-01-13

pirate on a bicycle. alt came over H.
the May flower" he answered prompt
ly, in reply to question as to the his .
tory of the bell. 1T rings at quarter
to in the morning, that's all | want
to know about the old thing" said an
other lad. IL used to know somethin'
bout that bell, but I've forgot" re-
piled the smallest and prettiest of the
three, while the others laughed seem
Ing to recognize a stock answer of the
classroom.
"Cling-clang' down at tho borough
railway station sang the hell OF an in
coming train. "The 2:34," thought
the visitor, and so rs nc rushed for the
terminus from his head vanished also
all thought of the other bell, with the
mournful carbohydrate that tells the
tale of the misfortune of its youth and
its neglect OF the age.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-01-13
The Sieve. of society.

You would not pour precious wine
into a sieve; yet that wele as wise as
to make u contidant of one Of those
'Ieaky vessels of society, that, like
water-carts, seem to have been made
for the express purpose Of letting out
what they take in. There is this diff
ference, however, between the perfora-
ted puncheon and the leaky brain-the
former lays the dust, and the latter il
pretty sure To raise one. Baware OF
OOzy-headed people, between whose
ears and mouth there is no partition.
Before you make a bosom friend of
any man, be sure that he is secret
tight. The mischief that the nom
retentives do is infinite. In war they
often mar the best laid schemes, and
render futile the most profound strate-
gy. In cal life they sometimes set
whole communities 10y the ears, fire.
qUent.y break up families, and are the
cause of innum"rable misfortunes,
miseries, and crimes. Ia business
they spoil many speculation, and
involve. hundreds in bankruptcy and
ruin. Therefore he very careful to
whom you intruSt information of vital
Importance TO your own interests, or t.
the interests of those you hold dear
Every man has q natural inclination &c
communicate what he knows and If he
does not do 50 it is because his reason
and judgement are strong enough tC
control this inherent propensity. Whel
you find friend who can CXercis,
absolute power over the cOmmunica
tive instinct-if we may SO term it
wear HIM in your heart, ''yea, in you
heart of hearts " If you have no sucl
friend, keep your own counsel.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-01-13

John inlleton, i3 year Old boy Of Water
ford, n. y, is probably dying from the result
@, a queer a.. idcnt. A few days ago AS he
stool m front of bis parents h u'e blowing
"Peek-a Boz" on little new-fSn1led tia
W, iste VIII Ina peddl.r had sod him, another
h V came up aud st ucI him in the Rack. The
whistle fen to the bows thr at. an the
doctor came and tried 10 force H. in'o the
bo, IS stomach; but it is thouth i'l"dgei in
his windpipe. The boy that hit young Single
ton expresses no peuitence, but says he was
tired OF hearing only one tune ia three weeks
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-01-13

Refractory youngsters who are brought in
70 JndSe ThDmpsnn's court, at Louisville,
Ky, a'e sentenced to awhipping 10y tue uig",
the father or moth-r, whoever IT. might be
tnat makes the complaint being tAs one who
administers the ltsh
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-01-13

Atouirrel measuring twenty six inches from
tip to tip was killeirecently near DAnielSvlie'
Ga.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
Ben's PerSuader.

.., A Houston (Tex.l correspondent,
sends the Free Press the following story
OF Ben Thompson. the Texas desperate,
sreceutly killed at San Antonio:
When Ben was City Marshal of Aus,
tin an advertising agent was seen by
him painting an advertisement of some
patent medicine on the outside OF a cor
ner grocery. Ben having been informed
that the man had not first obtained the
owners consent, ordered him to erase
/ itsimmeaiateiy. vU-Tr~ 60 az
skfhe painter protested that he had
permission to paint the sign. but Ben
was not TO be tritied with. Drawing
forth his "six" he thundered: "Five
minutes to take it off,
isGAnd II was, of before the five minute.
had pired.
About the time the painter had I'm.
Liahederasing hisWork the own er of the
store appeared, and. seeing the situation
of things. informed Thompson that the
= adsGt iscrshad obi aimed his consent tc
paint the sign. %
Thompson apologized to the man OF
a psi1s H. ssa t ale Ai'sss's b might re-
The fellow said he believed be- didn't
care to.
Again came forth Ben S deadly wesp
on rs he said;;vgg. a,N. & =.
Five inmates 10 put it up again
| II And he put it up Detroit Free Press,
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
He Was Left.Handed.

"'Pearances are deceptive" the.
driver of Third avenue car remarked.
.Abouts six o clock-last night young
man hailed the car at Sixteenth street,
and came forward to smoke cigar.
He was pale faced, slender, ifoppish.
dandy sort of a fellow. lie wore one
kid glove and carried the other glove
and a dainty little walking stick. AS he
was going to light his second cigar, he
took two from little case mounted in
gold, and drawled: 'Dwvah, see
heah will-you take a ciga-a-ah? Can
/ smoke after hours, you know l did
take the cigar, and it was a jolly good
one. too.
LAT Grand street rough fellow with
4 bull neck and n big. brawny fist got
on and planted himself right next to
the little dandy. Now. thought / to
myself. yther'll be fun, and my Little
| friendi IS in fofiit The dandy, with his
little cane and his glove in his right
hand, was standing directly behind me,
Isandsthe, BowerN bully l had seen him
often and knew him well by sight as an
ugly customern,was little to my .le1t I;
.;Gi' me 4 c.gar, my sweet beauty. y
said the brfty, after he had taken the
measure of the young fellow. a. 20 ..
! q ..sRather uuusnal proceediug that. ]
should say drawled the little dandy.
But he handed the rowdy cigar, then
tnk afeesb one himself, lighted itfron
the stump of his former one, and turned
over the stump TO the bully for a light.
1 1.-the bully,smok ed for a, minute. then
| made believe that he wished to get off,
and tried to push in between me and
the little fellow. 'To O. g - -
"tGit out of the way. will You?' he
crowley wien the little dandy didn't
4 want to git of, -.
( .c:" Plenty of woonli where you got on,
I my. dear fellah,'. answered the, little
dandyy deliberately WEAKLY. my dear
boy. I'm too comfortable to move, you
see. a.
Out of the way. tell you, growled
r. IT, t ssays. 'f L mash your dam = most
jT"Weally, that wouldn't be kind, yor
know, nor wight nor pwopah. my dear
I bov.. Nv nose Is Gwecian, and
J -woa,ldn.. like to have it defaced.
THE little dandy was lounging lazily
I against the jamb'of the car door, ane
never even Strengthened himself up a!
the bully answered. -.
...Take that. then, confound yml.'
HE struck out with his right first
= following with his left. and Iiexpectee
to see the audacious little cuss knocked
into the street But he Just lifted hi
left arm. with the gloved hand as quicl
Il Is lightning. capght the first blow OF
/ his elbow. and the second just below it
then strsightened out that little arm o
his right from the shoulder, and sent hi
, dainty littl. fist like bullet right int
the fellows face, knocking HIM com
pletely off his pins. The, man reeled
81 and caught hasti y at the iron rods Q
the platform to save himself, but misses
them, and tumbled off the car in q hea]
on the pavement
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
The Etal-yun.

This Teller is an I-tal-yun, 1 guess"
said Bi ,ah, as he brought out his sec
ond,I land his hand-organ is in the Cap
tain room.'. stor -4, sap-{, r.q
SHE Italione-me Italione!''y pro
tested the prisoner, rs he looked up.
..All right, sir. An Italione has Just
as inany rights and privileges in this
court as any other man. Can you rattle
"a the English languageP" wi Il
"No nslais-no Inglais! .f,:!Ged
.Oh, you can't. A man who can get
drunk in the English language ought to
OF able to make himself understood in
the SAME. l You were drunk and rolling
Jarouni on the sidewalk. Il . 20. =
That's good as far as it goes. seeif
you can't remember some more. poyou
plead guiltyp'' sgi5aa ,ra5 PIX
That's enough OF that. Is there,
anybody in the room, who who can tax (,
Italione?"
A little man with q wart on his chin
and his coat ripped up the back, at once
arose from the audience and moved for
ward. no .s.....,..-,.
TEL the prisoner" said his Honor,
that he is charged with drunken
: The man seized the italian by the
shoulder, whirled HIM half around,
and cried out in voice full OF buzz
| saws:
: eye dirthy spalpeen, but his blessed
Honor wants We to know that ye. was
DRINK aS tinkeri' ..
iha,A great rear went up from. the audi
! ence over these Italian remarks, and the
court ordered the interpreter to resume
..Av coorse will, yer Honor, but If
vou want any. more Of it-rm the chap
as can make him understand ivery
blessed. word of it!' z. ,e4es3
..."Do you think the man understands
the languageP" asked his Honor OF
Bijah. -. aee pa. -
mo-. sir, don't. Even when he
offered me a:fdollar.. this morning to
let him 60, it was in the I-tal-yun Ian
4 'guage % b ioF+ II
..Weil; we can't bother with him.
Bring out his shand-organ and let him
skip. '-'-'-'-'',
He was a very grateful man. AS
soon as the corridor door was opened
for him to pass out. he turned to BJah
and said: - =
You old tAld-head. if ever ! catch
YOU cut in the suburbs I'll hammer you
blindr' -,
Hold on-catch him--stop him.
shouted the janitor, but "me Ital;one''
sailed around the corner and got safely
away.-Detr0it Free Press.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

M WOMAN can live without some share
Of p6ysicaI suffering; but many accept as
inevitable great amount of pain which
can be avoided. Ly dia E. Pinkham's vege-
table Com -ound was invented by one VINO
understood it's need, and had the rare sklil
to provide simple, yet admirably enec'
i've remedy. -"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
T Cool. ? 2

please, sir, can't you give me an oid
Scoat?'' rs led q meudIaw Of q wealthy
merchant. LAS the mAenAk,ant had for
merly been the. servant of themerchant,
the latter said: n 20
'S'.Go over to the clothing store, and;
pick Yourself ont a t~else-dollar suit,
and L II come md pay tor it. s'
The meudicant did as he was-told-
Taking the clothing store man, TO one
side. he said to him; ko9 ''-Vt : .
THAI old duffer sent me over TO pick
out a suit of clothes. Now, l want GU
to let me. have NV commission, SO |. too,
w II make something by this little
trade. ~ Ysras BtJss'sSs, ai4-
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

LETTER HROX
MRS, HENRY WARD BEECHER.

&C., RROoKLYH. March 18th, 1884.
I have used .ALLCoCK's PLAsTERs Tor
some years for myself and family, and' as
far as able, for the many sufferers VINO
come to us for assistance, and have found
them q genuine relief for most Of the aches
and pains which flesh il heir t.. Il haze
used ALLcocK's PLAsTERs for all kinds OF
I,ameness and Acute Pain, and, by ire
quent experiments, find that they can con-
troll many cases not noticed in your circu'
Mps INV BRrCHER.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

From Major Downs, Military Instructor,
MI Pleasant Academy, Sing Sing, N. Y:
During the very cold weather was suffer.
ing With Catarrh. Ny head and throat
ached so severely that was Obliged to
keep quiet. EIy's Cream Balm was sus-
gested.s Within an hour from the first APP
plication felt relieved, tn, pain began 10
subside. In few days I was entirety
cured. w. A. Downs. lEs
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
J. Sion said the little dandy. in

Stop, said the little dandy. IN !.
voice as sot as q woman 8. But !
didn't care to stop just then. 50
whipped UP the horses. and the last
thing l heard was some loud swearing
half square behind me.
You see. dwivat, said the little
fellow. busting OF one Of his gloves
with the fingers Of the other, what an
advantage it WEAKLY isto be left handed.
And then he went on smoking as jaunti-
~ assever. N ]. San. asTH So
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

The Scotch terrier that took the
death of its mistress, at Stapleton. SO
much to heart is dead. 1t had collected
several articles that belonged to her in
one corner Of the room and guarded
them night and day, allowing no one to
come near them. From the day she
died it took no food whatever. Its dead
body was found stretched out on the
shoes, gloves and fan that it had been
guarding so vigilantly.-N Y. Neacs.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

TIE testimony Of many who long SUI.
Tered from IL health, caused by an impure
state of the blood, goes to prove that the
best remedy for making the blood rich, req
and pure, for identifying the compie1i9n,
for curing sores. pimples- and other skin
diseases, for removing aches, pains, sum
bower of endurance, for giving health and
Strength to every weak portion Of the
body. is Dr.. .Guysott's Yellow, Dock and
Sarsaparilla. It's effect pleases the user IN
avsry Instance. No other remedy equals IL.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

ABrRNErHY, the great English surgeon.
asked a Indy who told bim SIZE only had q
cough: :" What would you have? The
plaeue." Beware Of "only coughs" Inc
worst cases can, however, be cured by DR..
WM. HALLS BALsAM FOR THE LUNGS. An
Whooping Cough and Group it Is sure 10
prevent fatal termination
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
The scene of the wreck of the Da

The scene of the wreck of the Dan.
lei Steinmann, off Sambro, on the Nova
Scotian coast is , mem rable ono. sAu
along this iron bound and rocky coast
innumerable vessels have been lost.
Fhe greasest calamity ,shoEever, on rec
cord in this vicinity is the loss of the
White Star steamer Atlantic on Meagh-
er's Rock, near Cape Prospect, twenty
two. miles west of Halifax. In this
W. eek, which occurred on March 81.
1873, $50 lives were lost out Of . total
of 978.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

"A little boy in one of the city GEE
man schools, while engaged in the de-
lightful exercise of defining words. q
few weeks ago, made = mistake. He
said: IA demagogue is q, vessel that
holds beer. wine. gin. whisky or any
other intoxicating LIQUOR" He was
probably thinking of demijohn but he
hit the truth just othe same.-Boston
Post. -s7 arpT sreo-
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

Dox,r SANDER your next door neighbor.
He may be in iI.poyerished circumstances
and have few il any friends DBL spea AZ
q tbs exact amount he can Lift, and the ma
ture of the, person when eroused.--Cars
, Pretzeps Weekly. N ~- SO.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

Co ~ is For Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat,
etc. use BRowN's BRoEC HAL 1RoCHEs'
Mold only in boxes. Price % cts. p. 70 e.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01
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A LEAPYEAR TOKEN

"A LEAPYEAR TOKEN
~ The coming of leap year. 81
~ . Rare event.
The delight of lonely bachelors
On marriage bent.
The chances Of q wedding,
sA 80 Come Again. N'@. -
The wanting of pretty girl,
To share his den.
TSo bachelor smiles and waits,
II looks SO easy.
es4he weeks md months pass by,
He gets uneasy.
AKA :. The women fail to ask him, a
11-s+.t' [3tss g. He feels curious, -
The ieap-years past and gone,
~&fN5 ss1 And he's furious.
philadelphia Cdu.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

: If YOU went fine looking Face, a.5-l
And Skin rosy and clear,
Use "BEEsoY's" Sulphur Soaps all Trace
1GTOf, diseaseiw will disappear. OF III
TSoid by druggists, &C., everywhere
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1884-05-01

: Mary Jane Baldwin, a. Long Island
girl, who, because one of her rejected
admirers suicided, vowed she would
s.neSer marryab tho daysof her hfe,"
was. married ct midnight fecbatlY.-
BrooAyn Eagle. s19a hr.