Smyrna times., 1884-01-16
Littleton Coke We. Clara Fitzpoodle.
II 1HE gAID og TDwEE HALL
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10 the h''ei 'hey ~en'-and go' something to
the dinner was fnished-the meal sEss complete
2a.d the husoznc We're teen in thls isIao1'
Fora seeE. sna IN thinking that noa ,hsll
resreai f,r IL yse.f and ny o,sn bsppy bride.
Ana Fet1g. y The city with my wife ~ M f.le
I have D2d feeling IN heArt and u he@d-
EOi flliness u DiOJ1. for J ge daily teen mi
Ana Gzy, il Z whisper. Of him j. may ple2-e
II be e4iea b. Elidges and worried Dy te4.,
II aith Watering pace be hSps u X sLnitten,
And all! by Eaq-f. u!yyes and landlords. be turn
II HE chest j. contracted. and he can In.late
III. !uLgz IA a chzE1bef u FeTen By eight:
ia g1sy1 lztHred fellow. he really don care
u tel o1gs gyLnDsstic Climb Up On bls HAif
r. when proving hi own En4iheuztics detective,
he sNe2rs NJ; when finding h.s bill, IN Iefapec-
tive.
Twlce what he expecte9-sorne mathematician
Having pfscticed the landlord 30 dDsle TsJsiilon,
Iftke man f. al tLis. and then really lie thinks
That egpptng and tJsdsng aFe goId for his
And h9pe. that the mineral s2;eT he drink
MAY ztSne fJg the llas " H.. aetEerl " Ne2ifn,
II: him gD u the 7pfiIgs, u the Psl4s. oF tns
But hefe le, me hint #. M darling u you.
Il Te4.0Ts ny conduct hereafter shruI1 Ai.AIe'
With famous Te-Orts ] j have nDfisng ~ do,
a crl.ty O.d fellow Wss there with his wife
Who iaid he intended ~ finch the seasoa,
And IS l.aed ~ nigh. Atay ihefe the re-, u ~
A ,rofe of1s.r y..-t1rs askel fJr h!s Fess1n;
lie llJked o., y see & hls wife Was IN view,
Then answered The Fz.ls of Slag@F4, tlH-
Hare dole what Aaeza; e!,s unae; heavens
Have lfoIGea With tAer thunder the voice of
And ...enced a woman etefnally grumtIing.
J, was only the Monday befI!e - came here
I Aad IN! On 4 hDrse.face sJne hundreds of
Se1, iaara!ng. 3. breakfast. she said 70 me:
Can yog give ne an eagle u buy Iae soae col-
made no reply but lDosed black a. December
IDJk DVt If ny picket volume, and there
gAve her 4 hint t.e viii ever remember
read her the p1e!n called Nothing u Wear.
~, here cIanes Iny wife. ale "Ao wanted the col
Iw.Ii a,k her tie q4est.oa and she win de-
The etae;.5a, .he f.it when -he a.kel for ten dol
Aad re41 her the poem ea..ed So,hiag to
ISyI, nc rep!.eI Ae1 you stayed from the
=, home With your "ite. in your own propcr
Hal ynu NJ ret the law and the g1sTel aide
~ betting your money and leaving your BRIDE.
Had you sqIands!ed 10 money for wine orchaEn-
Which. p:9Gting nothing was wore than in
vain
Had you not yC,1r owu pJcke,s rnos s&dly abused.
Through i'cAfs you had treated cigar you h4d
Had you nj, disappointed returned from the
Izce
With q chll in your heart and cloud On your
Had yoG feeling a spite no. have vented the
On your wife f3r your los,es IN 10 way % blarn"
Had sou not u your manhood bqen guilty VI
with 10 .ho% Of defense IN the province Of rea-
might win some profit, have listened, wncn
You reaI me the poem of Nothing U wear
~ It wa.. you had -guandered zone hundreds
Ana defiiel Iae tr.ie. felt It wa true
That 6ha,eyer you real. Gr wAa,e er you might
Say.
In prGrtice yoar pfeccpt4 had nothing 70 do
The hu.baud thus scored by the unruly member
And -purrcd b. the laughter then shaking the
Wall-.
Pat On an expression ~ DiIck NJ Dseeuber
And left IN d hurry % look al the Falls.
ia be cDntinCcdj
EorH Tile chap above alluded u atter"ard'
visited PH4ladeipAia aud. Of cGur-e, called 81
Tower Hall: but alas he could not be suted
The Iaorner, he entered the store, the nap on a.
the clGthc- SlJOd Up. and no carcssn2 wHu!t
smooth IT, The Vest see!.ed u be tnresied viii
contempt and the Pants printing for revenge
while all the garments - Scelei WIN lnd!gnatioI
towards the man who had iil-uscd his wife, tina
nothing in the store was aa1A enough for him
The truth +. We make our Clothing for an ainia
bic cls-. Of cu-tOmers. and the Etyles o! cur
Coat. VIII not allow man 10 get his bqct up u
Quarrel IS iii his wife. For this reason, those VIII
live happy az home are those who patronizs
TOWER HALL may 2i-l!
5IS and go Market Street, Philadelphia.
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