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THE NOMINEES.
Brief Biographical Sketches of
Blaine and Logan.
The Salient Points in the Maine
Mans History
And the characteristics That
Gave Him Fame.
Logan's Career as a Warrior
and Statesman.
JAMES G.. BLAINE.
A Biographical Sketch of the Re-
publican Nominee.

publican Nominee.
James Gillispic Blaine was born at In.
dian Hill farm, Washingtopcounty, Penn
sylvania, January 81, 1880. His great
grandfather, Colonel Ephraim Blaine,
was Il friend of Washington, and had
charge of the commissariat of the Revo-
~lutionary forces during the terrible winter
which they passed at Valley Forge. AT
the age of twelve, Blaine was sent to
school in Lancaster, Ohio, where he lived
in the family of his relative, Hon. Thomas
Ewing, then secretary of the treasury.
One year later he entered Washington
college, where he graduated at the head
of a large class in 1877. In 1850 he went
to Kentucky as a teacher
IN THE MILITARY ACADEMY
at Blue Lick Springs. Here he met
Miss Stanwood, II Massachusetts, girl,
who subsequently became his wife. In
the course of a year or two Blaine made
up his mind that teaching school wasn't
his forte, and he went back to Pennsylva-
MIA. He then studied law, but never
practiced it. In 1858 he removed to
Maine, and there began his public career.
With aid from his wife's relatives he be-
came the editorof The KenneJoc Journal,
and in the course of II few months he
moved to Portland, where he edited The
AduertiSer, His position and family con
nections soon brought him into promi-
hence politically. In 1858 he was elected
to the Maine legislature. He was FIVE
times reelected, and i'll 1861 and 1862
was chosen speaker of the house, in
which position he exhibited the same ex-
cellent qualities afterward displayed as
speaker of the National House of Repre-
sentatives.
HE GoE TO CONGRESS.
In 1862 Mr.. Blaine was elected to Con-
gress. During his first term he gave
himself up to study and observation, but
in the next Congress, the thirty-ninth, he
gained some prominence, and from that
time to the end of his career he occupied
a foremost place among the Republican
leaders. 1t was about this time that
Blaine ran afoul Of Roscoe Conkling and
alluded to him in debate as a turkcy-cock,
an epithet 50 apt that ConkIing never
forgave it. During the period Of Southern
reconstruction Blaine made many speeches
that attracted much attention and spread
his fame as an orator. In the torty-first,
forty second and to~rty-third Congresses he
was elected Speaker of the House.
AS a PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.
When the country began to look around
for a man to succeed Grant in the White
House it was impossible to overlo ok
Blaine. His prominence in the House,
the popular applause that his bold, ag-
gressive, and brilliant career as a leader
had secured at once suggested him as
one of the most available candidates. For
a year or two previous to the Cincinnati
convention of 1876, everything favored
, 1884-06-07

Lots near the ground bought by the
Cheyenne, Black Hills & Montana rail
way company for depot purposes. Prices
low. BAIRD & CAMPBELL.
, 1884-06-07

For sALE.-A so horse power boiler
and large tank. Apply to Powder River
Cattle company, Posts Block, Cheyenne.
, 1884-06-07

For SALE.-A fine business in the city,
capital required, S4OO. This is a good
chance for an enterprising young man.-
Apply to G. H. Burton, real estate and
employment agent.
, 1884-06-07

For SALE-A piano and sewing
machine, cheap for cash. VIII exchange
for horses or real estate. Inquire at 4lS
Warren avenue.
, 1884-06-07

For sALE.-About 400 head good grade
American cattle on rangenear Cheyenne.
Inquire at Wyoming Armory.
, 1884-06-07

A fine lot of Hereford stock for sale at
Great Western corral.
, 1884-06-07
GENERAL JOHN A. LOGAN.

INC RepUDIlCHn NOmlnee FOr
Vico-President.
In 1928 DR.. John Logan emigrated
from ireland and settled in jackson
county, Illinois, where on February 9,
1926, John A. Logan was born. His
mother, who was Elizabeth jenkins, was
a native of Tennessee. The early life of
John a Logan was spent in Jackson
county, where he obtained some educa-
ton from his father and such school
teaching as CHANGED to teach in the dis
, 1884-06-07

For SALE-We have saddle ponies,
work horses and mules and second hand
wagons for sale. TERRY BRoTHERs.
, 1884-06-07

The greatest medical wonder of the world.
Warranted to speedily cure burns, bruises, cuts,
ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, cancers, piles.
chilblains, cOrns, letter. chapped hands, and all
skin eruptions, guaranteed to cure In every in
stance or money refunded-5 cents per box.
For sale by Gray & Peirrse.
, 1884-06-07

For SALE.-Twenty grade Durham
yearling bulls. Wyoming raised. Apply
to London & London, Fort Laramie,
, 1884-06-07
FOR SALE.

For SALE.-2O,OO 900 head of North
western Texas best grade cattle, in lots to
suit the purchasers. For further par
ticulars call on c. II. Burton, real estate
and employment agent.
, 1884-06-07

For RENT OR SALE-A first class up
right piano. GEO. +. INMAN.
, 1884-06-07

has Just received the most magnificent
lot of phaetons and buggies ever brought
30 CHEYENNE.
, 1884-06-07

Positively the finest toilet soaps ever
brought to this city, at Rhodes q Trox-
ellis
, 1884-06-07
CIGARS
GIG
CIGARS


We cant b" undersold. 5000 cigars at
two for 5 cents. Rhodes & Troxell.
, 1884-06-07
EYerYbOdY Take Notice.

That the Cheyenne Loan office has been
removed to the room formerly occupied
by A. Polack, in the Masonic Temple,
nearly opposite the old headquarters. Call
and see the new place, where money is
loaned on all kinds of personal property.
, 1884-06-07

Neckwear. handkerchiefs and all lead
ing styles for men's wear at Polack's.
, 1884-06-07

es & historical Dept; Cheyenne, Hyo.
, 1884-06-07

Blaine ambitious schemes, and at the
proper time he let it be understood that
he was a candidate for the presidency.
THE MICHIGAN MATTER.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29

:; =" How shall we stop the great evil Of
lying ?" asks religious weekly. 1t can't
sbe stopped, but the evil might be lessened
materially by abandoning the custom Of
putting inscriptions on tombstones.
A cold snap in December nerved him
10 ask his adored: Miranda, do you
want to warm your feet against my back
shs winter p And Miranda bushed and
Aofily murmured, {" It's going to be TEL
tible cold winter, John. THE 1rgus
:. =" Sam, how is it yer didn't git 'ected
20 dat new s'ciety de udder ebenin' 2"
asked a darkey dude Of an old moke whose
head looked like ripe egg plant. Pass
ing his hand over the top of his head
where the black wool ought to be but
wasn't, he replied "Dunno, Gus; but |
'spec' twas kase I'se black bald"
-" You should no: have stayed away
sb long," she said in icy tones, az her
theatre escort slid into his seat ten min
,ttes sitter the ring-up of the second act
"Oh Er-excuse mel met my old friend
Tom in the foyer, and" Wasn't Jerry
there, too?" was her artless interruption,
a. she turned her attention to the stage
|. t-14etters from Captain Eads, now in
London, give assurance that there is a
gbod prospect of securing The mammoth
Great Eastern to bring to New Orleans
tie European exhibits for the Great Ex-
position. The steamer will be used while
';tftere during the Exposition as hotel,
ard when the Exposition closes will carry
p return cargo to England.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29
kendaII's SPAWN Cure

Los ANGELS, CAL, February %, 1882.
MEssRs. j. B. KENDALL & Co.: Having used your Ken
das SPAWN Cure find it the best remedy for the horse
that has been used on this have fine colt
that kicked last fall the point OF shoulder and
for three months had OF his leg and by using
bottles of your Kendas SPAWN Cure he entirely cured
enclose Is cents for which please send Of your
Treatise on the Horse by mail and oblge,
G. H. THAYER, p. o. Box 1907.
From the esprit of the Times" Oct. g. 'S3.
KENDALL's SPAWN CURE. The SPAWN Cure manu-
featured by j. B. Kendall Co. Enosburgh Falls, VT, Is
having great There is abundant competition
specifics Of this kind but the ingredients Of this
have really wonderful properties James A. Wilson, civil
engineer, OF Fremont Ohio, gives strong testimonial OF
effected by in the OF of his horses The
price 81 bottle and 1t be had from any druggist
Messrs. II. Hinty & Co., Chicago, Illinois, pub
fishers of Chicago HOrsedn under date Of September
invaluable medicine and the fact should become gen
orally known to hOrsemen.
Fremont, OHIO, September "a, 1888
DR.. j. B. KENDALL & Co.. Gentlemen Having had an
summer for the ct time, was induced to try Ken
das SPAWN Cure valuable horse that had been lame
since the first of April, from bone SPAWN. had bis
tered several times and concluded that nv would
menced using Kendals SPAWN Cure and after using 1t
been worth $50 to me- H. H. HOUSE.
gives positive proof Of ts virtues No remedy has
with such unqualified success knowledge for
beast as well ~ man.
PRICE, ONE DOLLAR PER BOTTLE,
Or Six Bottles for Five Dollars.
~ All Druggists have 1t or get 1t for YOU or 1t
Will be sent to any address receipt OF price by the pro-
pristors DR. b. j. KENDALL & CO., Enosburgh Falls,
Vt.
SOl.DBY ALI. DRUGGISTS.
May 10, l8S3-1y 10
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29
Notice of Change of Name

JACKSONVILLE, FLA, February %, 1874
NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT TEL
~ FLORIDA CENTRAL AND WESTERN RAIROSI
COMPANY, Railroad Company incorporated unSe
the laws of Florida, changed its corporate name j.,
a unanimous VOTE at a meeting of its SHAREHOLDER
held this day in the city Of Jacksonville, ast
adopted as its corporate name THE FLORIDA RAA.
WAY AND NAVIGATION COMPANY, that name havi4s
been designated in the resolution vote of ss4t
shareholders, certified copy of which is ON file Il
the Office Of the Secretary Of State of the state b
Florida. B. 3. HENNING, President
WALTER II. TRIcE, Acting Secretary. 8
Anril 1SS4-Rw :;
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29
Notice of Change of Name.
FERNAND1NA, FLA, February IS, l

FEKNANDINA, FLA, February q 1854.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT TH5
IN FLORIDA TRANSIT AND PENINsULAR RAILRoAh
COMPANY, Railroad Company incorporated under
the laws of Florida changed it's corporate name b
a unanimous vote, at meeting of its shareholders
held this day in the city of Fernandina and adopted
as its corporate name The FLORIDA RAILWAY AMI
NAVIGATION COMPANY, that name having been de-
signated in the resolution or vote of said share.
holders, certified copy of which is on file in the
office of the Secretary of State of the State of Flor
ida. B. s. HENNING President
WALTER H. TR1cE, Acting Secretary.
April l. 1SS4-6W
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J:
Legal Advertisements
Estate of John s. Bond
ceased

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT 40 EAI
~ Administrative Of the estate of John Z. Hepd,.
deceased, will, on Thursday, the 9Th day M Nay,
the Circuit Court Of Leon County, Florida ian.
thority to cell the interest of Louise r. BonN 1Alia
E. Bond, Frances Ashley Bond, John 8. Bo3ia ind,
Edward Screven Bond, In the house and Ia 3vsthe;
city of Tallahassee, Leon County, Florida. deteted
as follows, viz: Lots one hundred and seSsafaen
ON, one hundred and twenty GAO, one 6thefed
and twenty one (121) and one hundred and sE&3ty-
the improvements thereon, in accordance wahthe
petition this day filed In the office Of the Cttrbs of
the Circuit Court of said Leon County In
ELLEN A. BO%n
Anril 1GoA-5w EE II
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29
Notice of Change Of Name

FERNANDINA, FLA, February %, NJ
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT TIL
IN LEEsBURG AND INDIAN RIVER RAILROAD Cob
PANY, a Railroad Company incorporated urdeg tt
unanimous vote, at q meeting OF Its sbarehot6aH
held this day in the city of Fernandina and adosi&
as its corporate name The FLORIDA RAILwAYgAS
NAVIGATION COMPANY, that name having been, dk
sgnated in the resolution or vote of said sharekdk
ers certified copy of which is on file In the old
Of the Secretary of State of the State of Florida
b. 8. HENNING, PresideIH.
WALLER II. TnIcE. Acting Secretary.
Anril 102A-Rw
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29
Notice Of Incorporation,

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN OF THE kSR.
~ nation under the general law of the StStekkpr
the incorporation of railroads and canals, A Me
Florida Orange Canal and Transit Company Rx hhe
purpose of constructing, maintaining and opckAtpg
canal, with railway and telegraph line, ROY .
dividing line between the counties of MarIo4 &ld
Sumter with the Withlacoochee river, through NY
portion of ranges nineteen, twenty and twenty o1e,
to some convenient psnt on the Withlac0dcf2ee
river In township twenty, range twenty one, s,tth
and east. ~ y
A. 8. MANN, 3. /,
j. e. GREELEY. /
April l, 18S4-3m G. II. JONES. !
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Notice of Change of Name

FERNANDINA, FLA, February %, 1854
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT TIT
IN FERNANDINA AND JACKSONVILLE RAILReA
COMPANY, Railroad Company incorporated uncle
the laws of Florida, changed its corporate MANS b
a unanimous vote, at a meeting of its shareholdtr!
held this day in the city of F+rnandina and adopae
as its corporate name THE FLORIDA RAILWAY AN,
NAVIGATION COMPANY, that name having been sd<
signated in the resolution of said share
ers, a certified copy of which is file in the oils
of the Secretary OF State Of the State of Florida
B. 8. HENNING, Presidenk
WALTER H. TRIcE. Acting Secretary. ;
April l, 1SS4-6w :
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1884-04-29

i, Trims and 2, daily; Trains and 4, dali,
cepE Sunday. u
&<,t1d Trains jacksonville to Pen...o,.
Sleeping Cars Madison to Pensscols
Z CoNNEcTIoxs
At jacksonville with Waycross Line bv No 4,
the 4. NJ, and No. 2 In the p NJ, for an r., nm
North and East; with the Fernandina and J.cI.ass
Vile Railroad for Fernandina, and with st.sr.E
10 all points on the St. Johns river
s, st Baldwin BY Nos. and with Florida T,,,.,.
and tepinsular Railroad for Gainesville, Ocaia P.
.nandfAs, Cedar Key, and all Gulf Ports
AtE.sve OAK with the Savannah, Florida 4 We.
At Tallahassee, with st. Marks Branch. ON Tn..
days, Thursdays and Saturdays
At tshattahoochee river with the Pensarol. A..
Atlantic Railroad for Marianna, Pensacola Nohi.
Montgomery, New Orleans, and all points W..
Southwest and Northwest, forming the SHORT
EST, QUICKEST, AND BEST ROUTE tn th...
polntk; and with the Central and PEOPLES In.
Boats on Sundays and Thursdays for Apalacbieo cola
and Tuesdays and Saturdays for Columbus and
Eufau,A a"0
) Through Pullman sleepers New Orleans 70 q.
sannab, and Savannah to New York without chsnos
q Pullrxan Sleeper New Orleans to Jacksonville
/ Through car Pensacola to Cedar Kew vitbon,
change and without extra charge
Take 1Ae Floral City Route, the New sh.,,
ktne via tho Florida Central ma
Western Railroad.
ETHROUGH TICKETS via this line At N.
Sompanys Depot Ticket ONCE, and at No. Z Wes,
j D. E. MAXWELL, General Superintendent.
~ y. F@OID, Jacksonville, Fla
Acting Master Transportation, Tallahassee, Pa.
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FLORIDA SOUTHERN RY.
The Orange Belt Route.

aims arrive It Gainesville from Palatka Ocala and
Leeburg at $50 ~ 30 and $50 H.; from Aicanopy
~
Pains leave esinesville for Paatka Ocala and Lees
rs oHo A ~ l1oO N. and 800 P. NJ; for Micanopy
eAnopy trstn leaves 80 H. and arrives 10
~ II class ear through from Paatka to Gainesville on
81: i CONNECTIONS
n slatka With Jacksonville, Tampa and Key West
Rs&fay, aud tsst river steamers for St Augustine,
9re Cove SRsiag Jacksonville and all points North,
8a1E And Wests 4nd with up river steamers for South
F10XeR Aso With the new Twin Screw Iron Steamship
l.; or faiatkA, for Charleston. New York, Boston,
Pitt 4Slpha, &c
Eehs Croaalng with Peninsular Railroad for Waldo
=; ~ HsinesyIA with Transit Railroad for Cedar Key,
PeStascals, NewsQyleans and Tampa.
. A3ytsh with Transit Railway, and Hacks for Silver
A4leesbnrg with the boats Lake Harris for points
on Ne and song the St Johns and Lake Eusts Railway
AisfTtth iGrahaE's Hacks for Brooksvle, Sumtervis
and III polAts IT. south Florida.
S. 0EEANTt If JAS D. HOLSTER
Nfen. Manager Superintendent
:: HI b. w. RROMwELL, g. r. &P.A.
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Florida Transit and Peninsular, and Ferlal.
dina and Jacksonville
r. A I L r O A D s.
TIMR CARD No. a..

IN EFFECT JANUARY IA. 1884.
Trains Nos. and 2, day passenger Nos. 5 and g.
night passenger.
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KendaII's SPAWN Cure

DENVER. COLORADO, April r. 1892
DR.. j. B. KENDALL Co., Gents -Four years ago.
while in the employ of A. p Perley Co.. Danvers, Mass
OF my stay with them, and remained for four years
though used every remedy knew Of could hear
OF, but of no avail Some time during the fifth year. for
was in their employ between five and six years
were recommended to try Kenda SPAWN Cure and aes
using two months the horse cured the enlargement
having been entirely removed and thus believing It
valuable medicine fully recommend 1t to all who have
occasion to use it. Respectfully. H. P. Lyons
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20
Germany's Greatest General.

My Won Moltke is silent in seven
languages" says Kaiser Wilhelm !;
and does not exagerate the rare
linguistic accomplishments of the
Field Marshal, who, in a gathering
of representatives of all the great
nations of Europe, can address every
man in his Own tongue Just as read
lily as he can converse i'll bis own
household at kriesau. Despite his
tac.,urLity, which has become pro-
verbal throughout the Empire,
Won Moltke can on occasions show
himself, 20 be a copious and delight
tul conyeTsatinnalist, but such occa-
sions are few, and he usually keeps
both words and emotions carefully
locked up within himself. The very
day before his departure for the seat
Of war in 1870, a diplomat met him
on the Wilbelmstrasse of Berlin and
addressed him apelogetically, fear
Ing to intrude upon his busy thoughts
and preparations, but "Oh, said
the General, Il have nothing to do"
And another who called upon him
at Versailles during the siege, on the
day when a great sortie was expect
ed, found him quietly reading an
English novel; Yet the unconcerned
silent Commander" has in his office
a detailed map of every country and
city and important Gown in Europe,
with plans of invasion and occupa-
ton carefully marked down, and
minute statements of the accommo-
datiOns the invaders would find in
the way of board and lodging Thus
ready for peace or war, at the age OF
eighty-fve he plays his rubber at
whist every evening and devotes
his days TO botany and agriculturl,
at his quiet Krei.au home, and re
mains silent in seven languages"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

don't know Allan, unfortunately.
He has q morbid dislike to talking
things over, or of scenes. He told
me TO come to you with bis message.
| was Just trying to summon cour-
age.
What message? Where is he?1
HE sailed this morning for
Havre. He will be gone probably
year"
"A y0ar?" she muttered these
words over and over to herself.
What am to do?" she asked at
length.
You can either remain here, or
make the visit to your mother which
you have so often wished for.n
Lesley rose trembling. "Ill 60
home"
Mrs. Jordan followed her anxious
ly.-"It is hard, dear child, | know.
1t is all hard but Allan thought
that silence and time would right
this matter and bring you back to
each other if anything could"
HE has been crusl-cruel"-
You will not think so when you
are calmer, Lesley. He could not
well discuss the matter beside hi.
own hearth, where your letters to
Lippard lay burning" Mrs. Jordan's
ewes flashed. "Allan has been a
long time tender and patient with
you"
II know it. Let me go now"
That day Mrs. Davidge returned
to her old home. If her husband
depended on Clapp City and its So
cial forces to cure the evi. they had
wrought, he was wise. In a few
wseks Lesley was heartily disgusted
and ashamed of her worser sell,
which was their growth and out
come; and in a month she was as
heartily in love with her husband,
whom she thought lost to her forever.
In a month, too, Mr. Davidge found
a thousand excuses for the innocent
girl, left open to contamination in
her childhood. He hurried back.
full of remorse and forgiveness and
they began life again with genuine
love as its foundation.
They have two pretty little daugh-
tiers, who are strictly guarded and
sheltered.
You protect your common how-
CTS from coarse hands and taint,
Mr.. Davidge says to fault-fnding
friends. "and | these roses of mine,
which God himself has given me- -
~ T. Independent.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20
DON'T YOU TELL.

Ifyou have a cherished secret,
Don't you tell
Not your friend-for his tympauum
Is bell,
With its echoes, wide rebounding,
Multiplied and far resounding,
Don't you tell.
Ii yourself, you cannot keep it,
Then, who can?
Could you more expect of any
Other man
Yet you put him, if he tells it
If he gives away or sells it,
Under ban.
Sell your gems TO any buyer
In the mart;
OF your wealth to feed the hungry
Spare part.
Blessings on the open pocket,
But your secret-keep it, lock it
In your heart.
-Hidlcatta Herald.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20
Out in Arizona.

Hon. A. ". Sheldon, Associats
Justice. Supreme Bench of Arizona
Territory, writes a. follows: " II af-
ford. nae great pleasure to say, from
nav personal observation, and you
Know the scope of such has been
very extended, that st. Jacobs Oil is
the great and wonderful conqueror
of rain. the sovereign cure for all
bodily aches and pains, and | cheer
fully bear this testimony"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

\ hotel keeper observed horse
man with only one spur. and in
qulred the reason. " Why, what
would be the use of another ?" said
the horseman if one side of the
horse goes, the other side can't lag
hehind
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20
Every body Knows IL.

When you have the Itch, Salt
Rheum, Calls, or Skin Eruptions of
any kind, and the Piles that you
know without being told of it, e.
y. Boyd, the Druggist, will sell you
DIR. Bosanko's Pile Remedy for 80
cents, which affords immediate re-
lief, and Is a sure cure for either of
the above diseases.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

A mad princess of the house Of
Bourbon, on being asked why the
reigns of queens were in general
more prosperous than the reigns of
kings, replied " Because under
kings women govern-underqusens,
men
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

a clever old maid once said it was
far better to be laughed at because
you were not married thar not to be
able to laugh because you were.
There is sound logic in that
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

Take care" exclaimed the land
lady, as her boarder reached over the
gravy bowl to grab the butter "Oh,
yes, III take hair, he savagely re-
piled. as he speared silken thread.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

The Berlin University has stu
dent 60 years old, who, on receiving
his diploma, intends to 60 to the
Transvaal country TO live.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

A Brooklyn baker Is missing.
There are some indications that he
has gone to the east for a loaf.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

A man in California, aged ninety
seven years, has applied for natur-
alization papers. It's never to late
to mend.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

Sometimes a fellow feels lonely
and would ike to have some nlce
voung woman to tell him how lone
liz he feels.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-02-20

There is a dog in Kentucky that
crows like rooster. We should kill
him. Its bad enough to have him
bark ike dog.