Delaware gazette and state journal., 1884-02-14
Ill.
HERE AND THERE.

When doctor takes exercise by walk
ing, ii is tor the health of some other
man; never for his own.-NeW Orleans
P.c1yune.
a Chinese proverb says, "a man
thinks he knows, but woman knows
better" The Chinese must go.-OR CITY
Derrick. .s..-
A little girl in church, after the CON
tribution box had passed, complacsntly
said, ~ paid for four mamma. Was
that right f"-Anonymous
1t is said that the Mormous have
tl5 600, 600 to use in the lobby at Wash.
inston This is the statesman's golden
opportunity .-New CLEANS Pcayuns
a woman doesn't consistently use pro.
fame language, but the way she says
'GrseiOns - when she slips down is full
OF subtle msaniug and Inherent force
Lo,ceH Citizen
healthy writer says "Seepless
people should court the sun" II he
had only said ''dsughter" thousands
would embrscs the remedy where one
will nov only laugh at it Boston Tran
saipt. 5U.-..
| enough to make no protest against the
publication Of such a book as "Sarsh
Baruum, - the American hog ought to be
glad enough to stay away from there
Chlcdgo Tunes. .-.-.--
Ii is not so strange that the annexation
Of Canada to the United States is not
strongly advocated by men in positions OF
public trust. They kind of like to think
that iu case anything happens Canada is
a foreign couptry.-LoYtA Cutsen.
"Yes,' said the man who was always
unlucky in stock speculation, "It is hard
to explain why that stock went down.
think folks must have heard that had
some of it, aud concluded that 1t was
sufe to go to the bottom. - Boston Post.
In this world no:hing is lost. The
6rm which cast BArtholdi'a statue o.
Liberty has preserved the mcnlds Of til,
feet aud will sand them to Chicago
wood emitting house to be dsed ss mode
for lasts for girls CATERS -If,iVaute E
Sentinel
1. is all we'll enough to advise mar
to keep his hands out Of his pockets bu
! how i'll the world is a man going to do /
ii he has wit4 who wants q new bonne
and silk dress every week, to say moth
0 ing of carAm-ls, ice cream aud box a
q tle opera PUCK
= "iive US, oh, give us but yesterday T
! is very pretty saying, no doubt; but
I never becomes rooted very firmly in
schoolboy's soul while he is skating o
Saturday, aud thinking OF the awir
Shaling he got the day before for putin
bull-trog in the teacher desk - Pacl
What this country is yearning for ia
public school system which will teach th
wives OF the future that light hous,
keeping is something more than readiu
It novels and starchiag their husband
stockings .-FaH Rtver AdUance. Mo-
v feminine hearts do not yearn after ligh
hou5e keeping there is not enoug
;. chance to gossip over the fence betwee
:. meals.
= DO you know" said Main sire
youRg mar to the young lady who WI
driving while out sleighing, "thst
BImira the other day two young peop
J. we're c.t just as We are, and the sleig
n upset, and that little accident was Ii
eanse OF wedding within week :
Of Ten minutes later they we're f9underil
y in the snow, bus the girl says it was &
aCt CtllHnI - DHheTA otutSSWun.
II The head clerk OF Milwaukee me
Ie camille house was Dragging rather large
h OF the amount OF business done by h
'frm." 'You may judge of its extent
a, said he, "when tell you that the PEI
/, for our correspondence only cost $40
i. a ear - Pooh !" said the clerk
another house, who was sitting b
"a what is that to our correspondence
A. when ! save "a 600 year in mere
9, omltting to dot the 'i's'?"-Rtck's Sun
A North Hill man tripped on rug
OF the door Of his bed room, slid down
in long 4 ight of stsirs, crashed thrOue b
at glass door, down the stone door ste (
rolled across the yard ont through t
II open gate crossed he sidewalk on
or dead slide aud brought mp like
r ayalaLeh- against q tree box. ~
I'd heaven, he said as he limped back
the house, 'tbat tree box might ha
% been the death Of me. If can find t
III child that left that gate open I'll wear o
u skate strap on him" And he did.
sn Il is base slanier on the goat to e
II he eats tomato can labels and Giro
4 posters aud Old hoop skirts aud thin
y, because he likes them. He ia driven
-, this coarse and very nutritious fare
hard times and destitution. When
ao can stand on his hind legs and eat
g luxurious way along a olothe,-line,
the circus posters in the world can't ID
y him away from the night shirt and t
- - par boiled sheet. Be just to the go
I And how he does love q coil OF mani
IA rope or rubber door mat. The fact ia, I
~ goatis gifted with fine, rather epicure
an taste and IL wa could afford to fepd h
gu the things he is fond OF, he would ney
- touch tomato Burlington Hawke
y,
he William Tyndsle, the first trsnsla
to of the Bible from the original Hebr
'ss and Greek, is to have monument on /
he bank of the Thames, hear the houses
90 parliament.