New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-10-22
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Some who has been looking mp the records, eado
that the old Presidential WORTHLESS were absent rvm
their post quite much more modern Prcsldenta
John Adams away from Washington 3sj days dur
Ing his Presidential term Jefferson two terms 1906
Madison two terms 637; Monroe two termsD 70s,
John O. Adams, 222. and jackson two terms sos
Mrs Parvenu had been abroad and when she returned
she lad much to tell Oae day lady was talkihg0
her. An. my dear Mrs. Paryenu. did you 20 Into
ltalyw "Oh. yes" the reply, we were all o-r s
and saw everything" Did You visit the ysticanf'
Yes. were there. but II was eruptng fearful that
day. growing up lava MI smoks and stu and they co.,
cln led it would not be up to the top II wasa
fine spectacle from the conservatory o. the hotel and
enjoyed 1t quite AS much rs IL hau Oeeh nsH' on tas
spot - Merchant Traveller.
That Ohio defeat" perches proudly upon the banners
of the exutng Democracy. Chicago Times. Wei- M
peases you To exult over your defeat we dOnt know
that it is any of business. only we advise youn
prepare to make the greatest effort Of your Life 10 that
line after election day.
From our epitaEh collector On a gravest0no In tho
Stonehaycn churchyarl
The lace whaur Betty Cooper Hes
Is here or here ABBOTT;
Tie place whdur Betty Cooper lies
There's fin IL DOT:
The place whanr Betty Cooper lies
There's neen on earth eau tell
TIL at the resurrection day
Then Betty tells herser.
Whitehall Review, London.
It's stated in the funeral directors code of rules thai
there is profession after that OF the sacred ministry
III which a hlSI-t0ncu mOfailty Is more ihp'TauFey
necessary than In that Of funeral director. and high
moral principles his only safe guide"
Professor Goodwin Smith says that attendants at the
recent British science Association meeting IN Montreal
largely Manchester bagineD.' or dramme;s VINO
at reduced rates the garb OF philosophers
sell their goods cheaply-l Waterbury American
This is the way in which a Maryland rural Editor ae-
knowedges an act Of XII dn and fills the local columns
of his paper: Under the skilful manipuations Of
Peter Burket our windows have been relieved of thcin-
crustaons the weather OF nearly year past and
the blessed light beams upon us. pure and reful-
gent greatly relieving the gloom that has enshrouiei rs
so long. Hail. Holy Light etc. See Milton
The railway traffic in the soudan Is progressing tho
old lines. At any rate. it has progressed on the new
lines, for engine has broken lis main crank anoiacr
the rails aud stuck IN sand drift. Tl~ Antiquarian q
the future when our le wars nave been forsot'e WIZ
he some what puzzled to account for the relies 81 loco
motives among the FOSSIL fauna Of the desert -Londcn
Globe.
Tie chicago Times pitches into g the bigoted and
minded Republican preachers who busy abus-
Cook County Democracy for locating soise OF the
polling places at saloons. Just The Times and tho
Cook County Democracy naturally resent any ATTACKS
upon the sacred shrines of their party
Mrs Charles II. Flint. composer OF the Racquet Cub
Waltz" and other musical gems, deyotes all tho proceeds
Of her compositions To the care OF charity patients IN mo
hospitals. : Philadelphia Inquirer.
Miss Eliza Kidd, OF Keenr KY. Is only twenty years 81
Guilt containing 53.sil pieces 562S97 stitches, 2h
spools OF thread and 80 yards OF cloth.
Editor Mclean. OF The Cincinnati Enquirer, declared
he woud emgrate to Canada n Onto did not 30 Demo
crac," and the Chicago papers are now asking Tor nu
Dominion address But John probably argues, IRON tue
cness the Ohio atmosphere. that Canada has come
To him. Philadelphia Inquirer
Joseph Pettohn of Washington Territory. has re-
markabe family Of ten children. One son. seventeen
wears OF age Is seven feet high aud weighs 265 pounds
The average height OF all his children 10 six and hall
feet. and the average weight 22l pounds.
There Is young woman up in Manitoba who certainly
should nd the reverence of her sex she Il Eng
llsh-came over a few months ago landing In Manltoas
perfect stranger since then she has succeeded In genf
husband herself and mates for III OF her unmaa
country women. i Buffalo Express
There IL town IN Pennsylvania called NoodeiooseIl
but its voters are crazy its NAME for they sr
all Republicans.
Subscriber" SO the cable is broken again g. new
paper Proprietor" Yes: unfortunate. isn't III oav
scriher" But you have your cable news az ,isua, w.
notice" " p" Yes mighty lucky wasn't ~ Vn
dispatches had just past the place where the cable I",
right In midOcean. second later and they WVuu INV
been cut or Boston Transcript.