New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-15
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THE TALK OF The DAT.

Ii the mans ons above,
| Where all is love,
| There'l be no policemen there"
The Boston 7rureVer thus ateratively expresses ths
Democratic situation: There will be booming for Bay
| ard, bswng for Butler clamorng for Cleveland, ii-
clustering for Flower hankcrng for Hancock, manGuv-
ring for McDonad incorporating for Morrison coniuring
for Carlisle thimble-rggng for Thurman aiding for
| Field painting for Payne and ranting for Randall"
II there is anything that Is calculated make
dwell suicide Is after she has spent twenty minute:
fixing her bangs, ten minutes powdeipg her chin and
door in answer to the bell and be with the inquiry
Buy nice family soap madami eleven cakes for
| fifteen cents! ~ Yonkers Statesman.
The suite of the OF Russia consists OF 105 adju
tsntsgenera SO majorsgeneral la SUITE and 1Ol aides
de-camp IN all 3l5.
In building tho Republican platform at Chicago only
one omission was made. The most important industry
of the country the present time overlooked The
platform doesn't contain baseball plank-though proba
Herald
The Boston Transcript is said TO be owned by
ladies-a fact which gives point the following
paragraph which appeared in Il the other day:
She" Don't you think the waltz is charming
dancei" He" All but the spinning round The music
isn't bad and the hugging is heavenly" Her mouth
calls him great nuisance" but her eyes agree with him
perfectly.
booming OF the latter will boom Blame ana Logan
80 - W Uyotor, ,o,rar, T1ios,S 49, is
him" We've got to do It, That's why The Weekly sea
tlnet Is TO be had Tor twenty-five cents.
A young lady who has been visiting Modoc County,
Ca found the inhabitants very generous She says that
they offered her half interest in mill, barber
shop, printing Office, gentleman horse and livery
stable respectively sag nothing of the offer of
three saloons ranches and bands of cattle il she would
remain there permanently.
The thinks the secret OF Mr. Blanes great strength
lies in his "ntense Americsnism" Come to think OF it,
that was what was the matter with that other tattooed
man who first President first in war; rst in peace
and first in the hearts OF his countrymeD" Likewise ono
James Monroe noted for his INTENSE Amercanisn"
which led him in 1921 to declare the doctrine which
Washington had uttered and fought for same
year in which he made that declaration Mr. Monroe
elected President for the second time.
THAT, SIR dessert" said the waiter 10 Hocser
who about TO reach for something the table ~
don't care if it Is wilderness" the answer am
going to eat it all the same"
Some time ago the Greensburg PENN Bank failed II,
affairs having been sraighened out depostors viii get
cents on the dollar. The American banker Is talented
person.-lCeyeland Herald.
Now that Mr.. Justice Field has been declared out OF
the the prospect OF having the aterative ticket
d" Field and Flower" has vanished.
An Englshman has written quarto on the danger OF
yawnng The danger will DO greatly increased by read
ing his book.
General Rosecrans of California, thinks he would make
a trst-rate vice-President {
The so-called Independents nominated Mr. Blaine by
their pig Medicines aud now they grunblng at tho
Republican party. and threaten to leave its ranks.
providence Press.
Lord shaftesbury says that there 5000 900 moro
women in England than there ought to be- and he
10 have t1cm shipped TO America But who will
lect those who shall be over Lord shsftesbury
the United statesi
Mr.. Richard A. Proctor believes that the time viii
come when I" man. with the aid of mechanism. will De
time is herel At the present writing there scores Of
bank officials flying all over the ooantry-LNorrstown
Herald.
Some of the Boilers say they would like Cleveland
Now suppose the Democrats should nominate Ben Butler
after all, what would they dot
Nobody has thought II worth while 10 get BENJAMIN H.
Bstows opinion on the Republican ticket II Will he the
sT his peSlect tha on, 70 " d
right along in the same Old NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Press
IL begins to look though the days OF the baseball
plre numbered The hoedlums who attend the game
wrestling his powers from him.
The Clereiand Pdind aler Is In the dumps and will nos
be comforted because N.Y. Tlden refuses 20 run This
the way 1t strikes its eye;
Better were nden's hat and boots,
His skelctol or ghost
Ihan any other living man
or all our noble host"
Melon brandy is the newest drink 1t was discovered
by Frenchman, and is said TO be potent and seductive
liquid, little stronger than appeJaek
There is said TO be rage among English ladies FOE
votn playing. which prompts English pmster to re-
mark that they " Bow BeeA" healthy Americas
cowboy could make more fun tlsan that.
Judging from tho nereduly With which Iowa Journal,
and statesmen the declna OF Mr. fden theJ
not likely to accept fully any assurance that he
not candidate unless IL is embodied In an obituary
tice OF the old ciphere
James Gordon Bennett Is TO return home TO direct per
sonay the against Nj Blaine In his three pa