Centre Democrat. [volume] (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1848-1989, 1884-04-03
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live issues. until Mack dropped off into
a sound sleep. | couldn't sleep, and.
lighting my pire. ley there smoking.
Pretty soon Mack began to mutter
Who's there!' he cried out, got no
more sense than TO run over fellow.
Get back there, you blamed fool.
Whoa, | toll you" He ~as talking
10 > horse--a nightmare doubtless.
Didn't | tell you TO phoa 2" he yelled.
and resthing over, he grabbed my
pipe, snatched it out Of my mouth,
and dropped it into the gaping bosom
of his night shirt.
"You blamed scoundrel,' - he yelled.
squirming like a worm. | tried to
get the pipe, but he fought me of.
"Fhoa ;" he howled at the top of his
voice. Head him and he sprang
out on the floor. fell over the wood
box aud howled piteously. Now he
was thoroughly awake and was losing
no time. In minute his shirt bosom
had withered into nothing. "How in
thunder dill that happen ?" he asked.
going to the water-bucket and delug.
ing himself. l IexplAincd. Thought
| was in narrow lane, he continued
land that horse was trying to run
over me. He finally knocked me
down, aud trampled on my breast.
Gemini I'm burning up"
Didn't dream in heroic measure ?"
| SIG rested.
IL ,ok here, don't twit me when n
little man takes you into his confidence,
d ut abuse The trust. The greatest
favor that can be conferred upon n
person, is for n literary man TO tell
him hos certain things were written.
Look AZ Dickens, Look at Thackery :"
He took down bottle nf swee, oil
and creased hi- breast. Never miud
: talking to me | know what I'm doing.
Don't say anything about this outside.
The bows don't understand H." Ait,r
while b. lay down again. followed
him, leaving NY pipe on the table
Atcr many grouu- and muucring- be
dropped ot! to sleep. ! wa- 50 wruu h,
urou that | couldn't even du1c. IL
slept IN restless starts aud Jerks. He
WORKED hlm.cli around uuuI he lay
with his head ics inches from the
edge Of the -iarp cpru"rrd bed post.
/ Thoughts became iudi-liuct to my
mental eve. The lpN.turncd light
faded. \ rat -uuwjug at the wa,h.
stand, seemed as though hc ~ere mIir-
away. and wagon that ratified ia uu.
timely travel along the street. stopped
its noise suddenly. a. it i; bal reached
a falling of place \ steamboat. far
down the river. whis,l'd aud the sound
died into faint music. Face. uf friends
came up aud odd lo-m. danced before
me.
Don't shove mc'"
/ started rom light sleep. Mack
was dreaming again. "Lp"k out, |
, tel! you aud he Jumped. lIi- bead
struck the corner Of the bed post 1t
wa quite enough t. have split open
the head of an ordinary man, and
,mpticd his intellectual faculties out
GA the bed quilts, aud | was surprised
when he rolled out on the floor aud
gruaucd. kncw he VAS hurt, and
IcAprd TO liz assistance.
Let me alone he exclaimed. lift
I ing a blood stained hand from the top
" his head. "Go 'Sav. | tell YOU
Raw meat If could sec the fellow
Who wrote that article aud lei me into
.li-. I'd mash him into nondc-crip.
lyy mass. II YOU tell the boys any.
hing about this, shall try my hand
pu vuu.'
"Ye., Mack j. peculiar fellow. and
YOU ncrdu't tell him that YOU have
.cen mr.'-Op'e Reud IN Teras SIT.
I ing'.
\ -. sail Amy to tue hIg n school
4 -lrI, ''~he told the story, AMI of course
he got the cart before the horse"
lyon mean" corrected Mildred, that
she caused the vehicle to precede the
qnadruped."
J | SoricED that Spanish girl of
my acquaintance held her fan halt
open asked the philosophy of the
thing.
"Why you wouldn't have me hold
it any other way. would you ~ she
said with mild surprise
What difference does it make ~
"Ali the dltF renee. If | keep it
/ closed it means hate you"
Heaven forbid -
And if open it wide it means /
/ howe you"
a. she then began to open il flew.
"IuU'EE not looking well this
morning" said Mrs. Yeast to her hu-.
baud when he came down to break.
fast.
NO; nor ara | feeling we'll, either, "
was the gentleman's reply.
Headache - inquired the lady,
cautiously,
No; but I dreamed last night that
| was out 10 a large dinner party, and