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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
As % MesL YIrgInIil.
AllanLn alIlnLIon.

There Is The best reason for be-
lieying that The fuss which The
Blaine organsare making relative
to carrying West Virginia Is pafe
bluster and brag, Characteristic Of
thetacticsof thccandldale. Those
who have definite knowledge ofthe
situation in this State cay that
there Is no existing reason why
West Virginia should be consider.
q doubtfalslatse
Mr. Lewis Baker, editor Of the
leading paper Of West Virginia,
and one Of the most prominent
Democrats in The State, declares
that The preliminary sparring
among the Democratic factions in
the State Convention, on which
the Blaine organs base their hopes,
was confined to local and personal
differences, and has no real or last.
ing political significance. They
are mere petty differences that bear
no relation to the State or Presiden,
tiallcampaign, but WILDE swallow.
cd by it. Mr.. Baker saysthey will
not stand in the way Of, nor in any
degree diminish the usual Demo
cratic majority in West Virginia.
Moreover, a correspondent Of the
Philadelphia Times declares that it
is gratuitous reflection to suppose
that the railroad companies Of
West Virginia will oppose the
election Of Mr.. Wilson, the Demo
cratic candidate for Governor. Mr.
Wilson is very popular with the
workingmen and will draw largely
from the usual Republican vote
among the workingmen. The cor
respondent Of the Times was ar
ardent supporter Of Mr.. Faulkner
who was Mr.. Wilson's opponen! fol-
the nomination, and he declarel
that Wilson will receive the cor
dial, earnest and united support o
the Democrats Of West Virginia.
AT the same time it is clear thai
no accident can prevent the Blain,
organs from carrying all the States
in their minds, and they will b.
busily engaged in this business
until election day, when, perhap,
their eyes will be opened to tb,
real condition Of affairs.
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These are Solid FACTS.

The best blood purifier and syaem
regulator within the reach Of suffering
humanity, truly is Electric BitteS. In.
activity Of the Liver, Billiousness, Jaun.
dice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys, or
any disease Of the Urinary Organs, or
whoever requires an appetizer. tonic or
mild stimnlant, willalways find Electric
Bitters the best and only certain cure
known, They net surely and quickly,
every bottle guaranteed to 1--WE en.ire
satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at
fifty cents a bottle by AIossman.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
II win be 10000.
Wheeling Register.

The next Governor, Wilson,
writes to say that his majority in
the State will be 10000. This is
the fgnre the Register put it at
some time ago, and it is now con-
sidoring the propriety Of moving
upa notch or two. How would
$4,000 doP
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one Difference.
n. Y. Herald.

But the critical point in such a
case, as it strikes us-the point Of
human an manly interests not
whether a man ever got into such
a scrape, but how he behaved him.
self in the circumstances, and how
he came oul.ofit GovernorC love
land behaved himself in a straight
forward, manly way, and did not
have to be coerced by talk Of tar
and feathers Or shot.gnns.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
The oIdIFolIts.

i "
DO theycung people ever think
they WILDE old; chat they will
soonfeel that the grasshopper Is y
burden ana fsar Is in lhs wsyg
0nlya few short years ago that
aged man and feeble women were
young, strong and fallcflife; their
loyinghearl were gushing With
tenderness and care for The little
ones whonoW stand intheir places.
DO not j'stle that aged couple out
ofyour pathway, but rather life
them with tender care over the
rough, declining TOAD. You may
have forgotten how carefully they
kept yourtehder feet from stumb.
ling, aud With what care they
watched your advancing steps.
But they have not forgotten, and
the time will come when you will
be forcibly reminded Of it, by the
love yon have for your own little
ones. Will they hand you the
same bitter cup to drink that you
pntout for that aged father and
stricken mother? Verify, "with
what measure ye mete, it shall be
measured to you again"
Thinkof the anxious days and
nights your mother has watched
by yoarsick bed; remember her low
ing care; her patience and long suf-
fering with your fretfulness, and
then let the blush Of shame dye
your brow, that you should be i'm
patient or unkind to her now tina I
she is old, Old folks are such a
trial Yes, they know it, they fe,I
i'll and SO will you be such triaI
to your children in the days that
will surely come; ny, and you will
remember, tool
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
One AMI scandal Organ.
North American (Rop.

Norm american hep.J
After all, what either Mr.. Blaine
or Mr.. Cleveland did twelve or ff.
teen years ago is not the supreme
issue of the hour, but what either
Of them would not do from one TO
Eve years hence under certain cir,
cumstances involving considerable
responsibility.
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Out on the Prairie.

Concerning Something Better
than Mrs. Toodle's WheeIbar-
row-And the Reasons Why,
When a certain Commissary.GcneraI
complained to the Duke OF Wellington
that Sir Thomas Picton had declared he
wouldhang him il the rations for that
Generals division were not forthcoming
at certain hour, the Duke replied:
"Ah! did he indeed 90 50 far as that?
Did he say he'd hang you?"
"Yes, my lord"
well, General Picton is Just the man
to keep his word. You'd better get the
rationS up in time"
But to get rations or anything else M
in time one must know where to lay his
hand on them. As Mr., Toodles said
about the coffin which had bought at
auction and brought home to his wifo:
I'll anything dOu d happen, my dear,
il will be so handy to have in.the house.
Being in the great wholesale drug
house Of William Hart, in Elgin, ILL.,,
one day, Mr.. II. Il. Sherman, tho photo.
grnpher Of that place, remarked, con.
corning PARKERS TONIC II have
used ii in my family for two years, and
! unhesitatingly pronounce il the best
medicine we have ever used. 1t is han.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
II Makes MS Smile.
Philadelphia Times.

Mr.. Steven Elkins is doing the
campaign smiling this year. He
has undertaken contract to doliv
er West Virginia to Blaine and
that is probably what makes him
smile, 1t make a great many 9TH
ers smile.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
[auEs-lyl
tCnitsaeRi pn laau.t:l ,4
How Watch Cases aie Made.

proces,ofmanuactnrpv was invented
by james Boss, who riartcd in business in
1854, and the methods and tools used in
making these watch cases are covered by
patents, This il ae only FpfcA cue maze
saaer &is process, For many years thc.ih-
PRODUCTION Of these goods was slow, owing
topOpularprejudicc against 'pla;edp goods,
but gradually the public learned that tho
Jamcs Bos5 God Watch Gaze was not q
eGeap gold,Tushed or elctiroPlai,a article,
bit was made of genuine gold plates Of
standard qualify and hietues. Conscientious
adherence to tho determination TO make
the bet watch case ever put on the market,
and the adoption Of every Improvement.
suggested, has made The James Boss God
lIatch ca,c the STANDARD. ,,,ps Y so.
In this watch case the parts o o
most subject tovear-ihe boz, tropn, higgs4
huatb-cGtckcs, etc, are made Of SOLID GOLD.
s,aa ',p. stamp sEsY,iSn, Match Cac Fa'tor' Fhla
Asitas IA isF bar oRs I,l1irsrd TAs
IG8o BO.,' nui EsyrIsn, wt,'h ~" Are nsas.
to b eoastaue,lJ
Taug2g-ly-ch. WI
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

STANDARD TIME.-East OF Hun.
tington, 18th meridian, or Eastern time;
West Of huntington, 10th meridian, Ut
Central time, which Is one hour slower
than Eastern time.
No. !, daily except Sunday, Old Point
to White Sulphur leaves White dulphur
daily, except Saturday, arrives in Gin
cinnaH and Louisville daily, except Sun.
day. Pullman Sleeping Cars from Clif.
ton Forge and White SnlphIrtoSt LOU
is, Mo-, and Columbus, Ohio, without
change.
No. 2, daily between Ashland and Gilt
ton Forge; leaves Clifton Forge daily,
except Saturday. arrives at Old Point
daily, except Sunday. Pullman Sleep
ing Car, White Sulphur to Washington
aud Baltimore, and White Sulphur to
Richmond.
Nos. 3 and I, Solid trains daily, with
Pullman Sleeping Cars, between WASH.
ingtOn, Richmond, and Louisville and
Cincinnati. Donot stop for local bust.
ness.
No. ., daily except Sunday, Richmond
70 Clifton Forge; daily between Clifton
Forge and Ashland. Pullman Sleeping
Cars Baltimore andWashingtOn TO White
sulphur, and Richmond to White Sui.
phUr
5ENo. Q, daily except Sunday, from lou.
isville, Cincinnati, aud Lexington, ar
rives White Sulphur daily for Old Point
daily, except Sunday. Pullman Sleep.
ing Cars, St. Louis TO White Suphurani
Clifton Forge, via Louisville Air.I.ine,
and Columbus to White Sulphur vis
Ashland.
Charlottesville accommodation. = No. I
leave Richmond, except Sunday, 1880 7.
NJ; arrive Charlottesville, OILS L. NJ.
Train No, 0, connects with Old Domin-
ion Steamers at Newport News, ZOO +.
NJ, on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
and Saturday; arrives New York next az
ternoOn.
TRIMS from old Point Comfort make
direct connection at r., F. &P. Junction.
Tor Washington and New York. No ON.
nibus transfer required.
For Rates, Tickets, Baggage, Checks,ap1
ply " any Office Of Z. & .. Ry;or Dopey
or Ticket Office Of connecting lines,
y, w, SMITH, II. w. FULLER,
Gen'l Manager. Gen'l Pass'r Ag't.
july4-tf-
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
Rnollon's Arnirn NalYn

Tie Best Sai,c in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Fe-
yer Sores, letter, ChapPcd Hands, Chill
blains, Corns, and all skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re.
Qnired. II is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price,
% cts, per box. For sale by \, j, Moss
man. Jim ., silly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
An IntlmaiiOn From tie West.
Omaha Herald,

Ex.Congressman Bacon, Of Utica,
who has been a lifelong Republi.
can, has pronouncedag ainst Blaine,
Several Utica Republicans are still
to be heard from, Roscoe Conk
ling is one Of them.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
Baked sIlote.
Wheeling Register.

We will never have any genuine
politics in this country until the
old.fashioned barbecue is revived
Baked shote, fresh butter.milk and
homemade bread will win votes
when everything else fails.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
VINO Col he Money.

vJItO Col llie Money.
Nj. Blaine tells US that the coun-
try has been increased 10 wealth
thirty thoatand million dollars inI
the lwcdecades from 1906 $780,
which mark The reign Of lis party
and be esLimates that this large
growth in wealth iS the product Of
the protective platform which his
his party inausurated in 1851 and
has maintained up to the present
day. Mr. Blaine's figures are mot
correct; they are enormous exag.
gerations. But let US fpr lie pres.
ent pdmitthem; will he please to
tell US where this thirty thousand
millions Of Increased wealth, pro.
duced in the last twenty years, is to
be found2 Who owns III II IL
$1,000 for eyeryadult labOring man
in the country. Do the laboring
men in the country own i'll They
certainly produce il, if itexis!s; but
do they possess III The incessant
strikes among the laboring classes,
their hourly protests against low
wages, and the chronic disContent
that has prevailed among them for
ovor huff Of the twenty years EN-.
braced in Mr.. Blaine's review, are
the most effective answer to this
question There is not one work.
ing man in a hundred who iswottb
$1,000. If this vast wealth has
been produced, somebody else owns
it-not they.
Let us soc if we can trace it. The
aggregate amount Of capital EN-
ploycd in manufactures in the
United States in 1880 was $780,.
100000; the total number Of hands
employed was 2,787OOO; the total
wages paid was s974,OO0,OOO; the
total value of materials used was
So, 996,OOOOOO; and the total value
Of finished products was 81, 369,OOO
600. Divide the wages paid OIL
100000 among tho number OF
hands (2,787OOW and we have as
the average yearly earnings Of
each hand, s3l6-less than 81 a
day,
Now add together the amount
the manufacturers paid out in wa.
ges (s747,OOO,OOU) and the amount
they paid out for materials (s2, 1885,.
IOOO) and the sum is 4,343,OOO,0OO.
Substract this form the total finish.
ed product $685. 100000, and we
have their net proGt-(S1,O 2G,OOO,.
0OO, which is SO per cent on their
capital s2,790,0OO.
These census figures tell a curl.
Gus story. They show that the
manufacturers made more money
than they paid out in wages to
their hands. The amount they
paid out in wages was s9l7, 100000;
their net profits were sl,O23,OO0,.
900. They made profit of s10S
on every dollars worth Of labor
they employed. They paid their
hands on an average 1916 a year;
and they made a profit for them.
selves, on each hands labor, Of 1878
q year.
The working classes, then, did
not get the enormous amount of
money which, according to Mr..
Blaine, their labor produced in the
twenty yearsof Republican rule
They m0dea bare living-s34G a
year. The profits of their labor go
to swell the mammoth fortunes of
the protected manufacturers.
Mr.. Blaine and his party assert
that the high tariff tax is imposed
to secure good wages to American
workingmen. But it appears that
the real objoc! and effect Of it is to
enable the manufacturing capital.
to make profit Of sl,08 on every
dollar in wages he pays for labor,
and to secure SO per cent. a year on
his capital Missouri Timo8.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

The goose iscalled fool bad,
and when you talk science to her
she is; but she never lays more
eggs than shoc cover, and never
bites of moro grass than she Gun
chew.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
Gone Fishing.

The determination Of Arthur to
continue fishing shows that he is
tired Of playing President.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
IN IIlo IInnds nr n Fn,r

The Blaine boom seems to be in
the hands Of a few Irish Republi.
cans.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

A man will put his best foot for.
ward if he has a sore toe on the
other foot.
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.ColInred and Thrown.

The lies against Cleveland SGT on
foot by the desperate Blaine mana.
gers IRE being rapidly collarCd and
thrown,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

"out on the lly!" is now the cry
Of the Infatuated bald.headod citi,
zen.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

Tho Dorsey plan" Of capturing
West Virginia has been iuauger.
atcd. The importation Of negro
voters in the eastern panhandle
has created great excitement
among tho Democrats Of tina! sec.
ton. The liberty.loving noun.
taineers will rebuke this method
of campaigning, or we are greatly
mistaken,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
LECTURE.
LLIZ!5Z!Nz55gS!ySI!sI
How Lost, How Restored

Just published, a new edition OF Dr.
ICULNERWELES Celebrated Essay on
the radical cure SpermatorrhEa or Semi,
mel Weakness, Involuntary Seminal Loss,
cs, Impotency, Mental and Physical In.
capacity, Impedimcnts to Marriage, etc;
also Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits;
induced by seli.indulgence, or sexual
extravaganza, &c.
The celebrated author, in this AL.
mirablo essay, clearly demonstrates from
a thirty years successful practice, that
the alarming consequences. OF Self.
Abuse may be radically cured; pointing
out q mode OF cure at once simple, Ger.
tain, and eiIeCtuGl, by means Of which
every sufferer, no matter what his con-
diliOn may be, may cure himself cheap
~, privately and radically,
Es5"This Lecture should be in the
hands Of every youth and every man in
the land.
Sent under seal, in n plain envelope
to any address, postpaid, on receipt OF
four cents or two postage stamps. Ad.
dress
THE OULVERWELL MEDICAL 90.
II Ann SI., New York, n. Y.
Post Office Box $50, ToctlO-ly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

Habit is likenod to a cable. We
weave threads of it every day, and
at last we can not break it.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
Not Too Late for History Ma.
king,
Boston Herald.

Keifer's fate ought to suggest to
Mr. Blaine that this is a bad year
for cx'speakers, 1t is not yet too
late for him to Withdraw and re.
sumo the role Of historian.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

The rising Of the tied Turning
out to build tho ire and cook the
breakfast.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

THAT was a clothes shave" said
the burglar as he tumbled over the
fence, leaving a part Of his panta
looms with the bulldog.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20
Maxwell.


First, Maxwell is odious 10 the
people because he favored such test
oaths as no man could take who
had ever sympalhizcd in any de.
gree with brethren in the Southern
Confederacy.
Second, the nomination of Max.
we'll was a surrender TO the Green.
back lunalics. What can be said
for convention protesting to be
composed OF Republicans which
nevertheless runs for Governor an
advocate Of fiat money! 1t does
not seem TO be possible that the
best class Of Republicans can be in.
duced to vote for such a nominee,
let hispresent professions in this
regard be what they may. He was
nominated first by the Greenback
erS and endorsed by the Republi.
can State Convention because be
was acceptable to the Greenbackers.
What better proof can anybody de.
deman of its unsoundnesson the
money question?
Third, the protence now SGT up
that Maxwell goes no further than
the Supreme Court of the United
States has gone is pretty hard upon
that august tribunal. 1t will not
please the Green packers, They do
not want to vote for man who
goes no further than that. But if
it can be established that u Repub.
lican Supreme Courthas thusprov.
ed false to the interests Of the Gov.
ernment, this fact will lose Blaine
more votes in other States than it
will gain for him in West Virginia.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

Young physician No, it is not
in good taste for a young physi.
clan when writing to a'pationt to
sign himself, "Yours till death"
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RA1LpoAps
The Ohio River Rail Roaa Tim,
liable.
IN REJECT JtlNEF22l isSl.

z IN AFkkUT 9tlNt g, 1854.
Calidl tii6 oae Ion oNsf tsan Paris
asbarg tine,
Leaves Iarkeshntg.. 9 liam s lSnm
Arrives heelingsS6ail loan s I6nm
Leaves Wbeeling.,.,;;s. q lSain 5 iSnm
Arrives Pafkersbufg all lbam 5 l5pm
LOCAL, lsrEASboAEl fkAis.
Leaves parkersbars II Z SCAM
Arrives Mhtellbgs..a lSspm
Leaves Wheelhlg.... 0 00aln
Arrives ParketsburgD. I lspm
t6rc Connections 1t Wheeling for all
points with tile Pennsylvania system.
EAST HOUND.
parkcrsburg, Lys-..,. Q loan 5 Ispm
iWhbelihg; AfTys.a ...,.ll foam s 4Sbm
MIA Ps6, 6St, l.. lly.l
Wheeling, I.yse...,s..,i9 l5pm 4 i5am
Wtllsbdrg, ArTys.... / l5nm d 2Sam
Stuobenville = .....,!, . USpni I Ojam
Pittsburgh I" ......s 3 2inm o 9Sam
Harrisburg, via P.lsR | loan II l5pm
PHILADELPHIA, q 4 2Sam / (lSnm
Boston, 5 90nm .......,.
idly7-tf.
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RhnnI,l Rn nlsInrenind

The mudslingers should be dis.
infected with carbonate Of line
They are liable to breed disease.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-08-20

The nomination Of Carter Har.
rison for Governor places Illinois
in the doubtful column.
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a bitof poetry foa'ing a-onrd
n the papers is headsd: 9TH 9
Thee, Only Thee 1! is probably
Jay Gould's ode to the mighty
dOIlar.n
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-05-08
ErignNli'S Story.

Sig. BrignoIi was telling the other
day that once, while he was singing
at "A concert for a charitable object, the
prima donna was suddenly attacked
with singers sore throat, and it be-
came necessary that some one should
apologize to the audience. The man
ayer declared he was suffering from
nervousness aud could not do it, and
he begged Brignoli to make the ex,
planatlon. The tenor, going forward,
said:
"Ladies and gentlemen, regret to
gay Eat Nine. N eez a little
horse DIS EVENING"
Peals OF laughter greeted this an
nouncement, and the tenor locked
puzzled, thinking the audience mis-
understood him. He advanced once
more, and with laundering emphasis
reared out:
81 gay Eat Nine. N eez is :
little horse dis evening""
Another roar of laughter, anne
which IA voice in the gallery cried out
"rhen If she is a horse, why not tror
her out:'
Their the mistake was plain to him
and Erisnoli laughed as heartily az
anyone.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-05-08
Another NcNspaner Death.

The Esmeralda Herald has been
added to the list Of journalistic fail
ures, brought about by a fool-hardy
attempt to force second newspaper
upon field already occupied, and
barely sufficient for one. The Herald
was more than an average weekly, but
there was no room for its seed and
consequently it rearea no harvest
The Sheriff is administering upon its
effects. The Bulletin in referring to
its nei ghbor's demise says:
Those who felt obliged to assist in
defraying the expenses of the paper
will feel relieved that SO much OF
their expense has been stopped, and
another example is furnished to the
ambitious people who think that it is
on y necessary to get some printing
material to start a newspaper and take
possession of "a field already occupied
Every town Of any size is benefited by
one Journal, but where it is simply d
pleasant, thriving, small town, the cit
izens who are called on for supper,
are subjects of imposition when asked
to contribute to two, where one is able
to 90 all the work needed in that line
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-05-08
A Terrible kicker.

"Please, sir,'' said the bel-boy to
a Lost River hotel clerk, "No. 40 sa, s
there amt no towels in his room"
"Tell him to use one Of the window
curtains"
ale says, too, there amt no pill
lers'
TELL him to put his coat and YES,
under his head"
"And he wants a pitcher Of water
"SufFering Cyrus! But he's the
worst kicker | ever struck in my life
Garry him up the horse pail"
"He wants to ka.w if he can have
a light
"Herc, confound him! Give him
this lantern and ask him if he wants
the earth, and If he'll have it fried on
only one side or turned over"
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-05-08
THU RSpAY, MAY 8, 1884.
NOTICE..

Tile columns Of tic "7imcs" are al
srays open, free Of charge, to any
person ~ho may feel uggriered or
misrepresented by anything appear
ing IN It's columns; 0nd eren q Ude/
on its editor ,ciU BE- published, the
l~tter reserriny Ms right to reply
onlY IN tie issue Of issues suGseguent
to its puJHcution. Libels on others
scW not, ho~ever, be yicen space on
representation.
THE EDIIOR.