The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-10-11
rRomIscuous ENDORSEMENT.
fsai Nye, in New York Mereury.i

fBlu Nye, in New York Mcrcury.l
 It seems to me that as a people we are tho psone to loan our opinions to Tom. Dick and Harry. in such a manner as 10 assist said Tom, Dick or Harry in the sale of his wares Perhaps this is not es- sentially an American characteristic 1 have no, been abroad hr several years lately owing to shrinkage of values in New I.rusa.em mining stock and second mortgage bonds of the Blue Tail Fly Con- sohdaied, so may be aliitle erroneous in haz .;ding this. statement, but are we not nation os indorsers and encouragers. aiders and abettors of James Crows nos uums and soaps aEo ready reliefs and pain paral. gers, and good Samaritan garoters generally! Opinion puts i, pretty strong ID its editorial warning te the slmy army of auacks who haven | the courage ,o gc ont on the road with sand bag and Carving knife and rob humanity with he rest of the thieves, but none too strong
 People indorse all kinds of stuff in way ma, smells so strongly of ven aiity and corruption that the thinking mind turns from the indorsement with intense nausea. do not know whether that word nausea IS spelled correctly or not do no, know tha, ever used fl before in one of my scientific articles, but it is being used great deal ,hIs season in the states" and is giving good satisfaction wherever II has been tried.
 Of course you should purchase the opinion 0: a great statesman favorable 10 brand of cigars by simply allowing him to smell the boN Neither could you ob- tain the indorsement of a toilet soap by simply giving an eminent divine ten per cent. of on regular price but in nj any cases these favorable opinions do oer- tainly convey the idea of bribery and cor ruptiou. give letter below which has never teen published, and which, though honestly written, was suppressed b, the recipients through mistaken notion of the eternal fitness of things.
 TEASPOON LAKE. Me Jaly To 1884 Messrs. Anp4nia, Sapphfra, propne;ors
 of Dr. hpe~orm's Night Blooming
 Liver Polish and c all Cleanser, Nee
 York:
 GENrlENEN Tour favor of the 5i inst, inclosing r O. money order for let ter of indorsemen, for your celebrated Nigh, Blooming Liver Polish and Gall the celebration of the nations natal day, and slight feeling of regre, bordering on delirium triangies, nave not been auie to prepare the letter of ;ndorsemen, an,il noa
 In 1879 had erea, deal of pain us, northwest of the kidneys, would say. and about dae west of the spleen, as ;he crow il es. Doctors could do nothing for me. and life became to ne a holIow ! mockery. utterly devoid of fun My liver became swollen 10 the size of bushel basket. should iudge. or larger, If you ! think best-use your own lndgmen, as 10 ,ha;-and n.y gall became abnormaliy I large also. suffered extremely from I ex-,ueiat,ag pains. Fxeraoia,ng pains ! are always more or less painful. or al least t4ey were Tn my own case. be- came 50 !os and weak .ha. my creditors [ despa.red c: ny recovery. My large business as deoa.y clerk of School Dis 'rie. No II required my presence at my , n c every day ard ye, the pain was so ss aforesaid. ,ha, could hardly drsg myself up the stairs, and when returned had to side down the bannissers
 became cross and irritable the ex- rcnle, frequently 'hroxing my wife ever me hen aouse while suffering from hy- pochondria. ncveg was ankind 10 my .ite prior 70 this attack oi enlarged gall. aod my devotion 70 ner was generally ad- miued oy total strangers everywhere bas while iow- spirited. as resul: of my ? charged liver, frequently drove her into the woods with a saotg m. would then be overwhelmed with remorse and wish her back again.
 About three days ago bought bottle of your justly celebraie,. NIAh, Blooming Liver polisher and Gal. Cleanser. IL 'avcd my life The first evening took a of our remedy. and during he nigh, ooughed up one lobe of my iver, which was much infamed and weighed nine poun ;s- From that mo- nent began 10 improve. l was soon lble to attend to my arduous duties of deputy clerk of School District No. II, to which added those of alterna;e umpire n scrub baseball game here. now 'egard myself as fully recovered and have 'ent mutual friend into the woods for ny wife l am greatly indebted to you, gentlemen, and would cheerfully be more 10 fl convenient, to you You..are at liberty o use this letter in any way you see it, nblect, of course, 10 our arrangement should you have any other remedies which you desire recommended. would ,e glad to recommend them at living ates. Yours. for health,
 MARTIN VAN bUREN BROWN. |, Deputy Clerk School Distric, No II and
 Alternate Umpire Baseball Nine, pro
 tenn.
 have other specihl .n letters of in- lorsemens. but space forbids their pub ilr afiox, ah.- as....