Mexico weekly ledger., 1884-12-11

Who "Little Jewel" is.
If Jerry West amt a hummer.
Why we can't have gas and water.
Who'll have to pay the dollar and
a half.
If you are not stuck on Dobyns 6
Gibbs ad.
How Bennett and Baskin are get
ting along.
Who put that Grape on the soda
pop factory.
Who was running the opera house
Monday night.
If now is not the time to advertise
in the LEDGER.
When the Original Warblers will
get to New Orleans.
II all Of our Sunday schools will
not have Xmas trees.
If nine Peaked sisters in one fam
lily is not a good many.
If Pollard has not the daisy ad and
if he don't mean business.
When the fire store Is going to
move to Leavenworth, Kansas.
Why Mexico has neither a public
library nor a winter lecture course.
Who sent down town from a church
festival for vinegar for his oysters.
If Jimmie didn't use all his per-
suasive "Powers," but to no advan-
tage.
Why less than one-half the voters
voted on the park Improvement ques-
ton.
If Hardin College is not going to
give US a fine musical entertainment
soon.
If it is not a new scheme to call old
out-of-date patent dailies supple
ments.
Why. when people talk so much
about paying their debts, they don't
do it.
II we can't have some irst-class
attractions at opera house Xmas
week.
!, Why Bill Miller didn't take the
sealskin sacque. Was there q ''Marx''
on ut?
! Why some of the boys who do sc
much talking don't fight once il
awhile.
Who it is in Mexico that loan.
money and charges 10 per cent. &
+ month or more.
;. Being as the Inteliigencer could no
get even with Hardin, if they did no
try to down his park.
: Why some people always try t.
beat their way into the opera hous
and everywhere else.
q If a few people don't get their worl
done at one printing office and ex
psct favors at another.
81 If any improvements that Mexic
ever gets will have to be carried b
Republicans and negroes.
ell If the earth should be given t
Mexico if some of our citizens woul
n not vote against fencing it.
ri If Mexico won't get gas after th
city pays several thousand dollars fe
people breaking legs at night.
o If all of our subscribers are M
going to make us have a merry KIM
" by paying up and renewing.
d What is the use Of kicking at tt
Council when so many Of the Peep
II are against any Improvement.
IS Why the hitching racks are n
fixed up SO farmers won't have
hitch to the court house fence.
IT the Tnteltigencer won't find o.
= on which side it was now the pa
Improvement matter is voted on.
Why newspapers that claim to
IT.. in favor Of improvement oppose Il
all first move made in that direction.
If Grover Cleveland lies awake
On nights thinking about what he W
o. do concerning the Mexico postofit
en- Nothing unusual happened at t
{ council meeting Monday night.
ok move toward water or gas was mao
.A' Why a business man Of this g
~ wanted to commit suicide Tuesda
and if he really fired one shot at hi
'ea self. lT
If it is not hard work to keep sic
walks in a fit shape to walk on
night because We have no str
q lamps.
on If some people don't work for
heather across the water when
heather in their OWE family nj
The their attention.
use How the Inteaigencer came to m,
'er- up its mind to let the voters of NJ
ed. leo s'vote as they please" on
or park question.
be Why the Lntelligeneer did not co
,cy oat like q paper Of some stab'1
on. and oppose Improvement for Har
n Park if it wanted to. L
ING II it don't look funny to see &c
II Of our best Democrats voting agai
yer Hardin Park improvements and
publicans voting for it,
rd- The name Of the active polite
Who would not give % cents to b