The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-10-30
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A peasscols man vert out so hsh iof
,hsils ssoui fsuf weeks ace ], -
,hoashi THAI be SOS bate
Tho present legislature Is likely 70
~, wrs,sh.d or ees a. the MACY bsihed
wire ispoe bills alrsady Introduced.
Professor Young bss Uncovered some
nsw wrnllu on the tses 81 ihe rlsss'
venue Ne desb, shs Is gro.iss old.
-,Osee cAi vas killed. by care, i 10
.piS. sod macy uaAn would like 70 hH's
care located in bis back yard o nights,
n males Young mas feel rather
cheap 10 bear III. sweetheart singing. A. hs
saptnaehss the house. Nobody Loves
Ne
The hirnse girl is ont Of fashion and
a.. asY Of hsanelis hiss come again,
Those who hlssehea before may as well
prspsrs to dye ncw
o.inine has not been 20 ls~ IN pr'cs
lar years. and fellow can better sfiord 70
have bis girl give him the shake TINS year
,hsn At any other time.
Tho emperor Of Morocco TAXA sns~s'
PAPER. snA rad. the advertisements 6fse
,.Bnsiness before pleasure" 10 evidently
his motto.
-Poar sisters named Carr were mar
,iei 4, Joliet. H.. ope nigh, last week b,
.clergymAn who gill. hereafter. be known
a. patent car coupler
Il When doctor meets you on the street
Aal ssys. Good morning; ! hope see
yoa we'll" the sslutation is open to .
donblc construction,
What do you suppose makes the
m son so pale. darlipgf' she asked as they
pazsd II the orb Of night. unless i is be-
ing NJ all night. /, always Affects me that
Way"
A little girl feeling herself neglected
said 10 her sister Il think you had better
nav some attention TO me. for mamma
saws noby knows what I'll do next !"
The cold winds Of autumn remind the
/. ners that il will soon be time to put
their cattle under cover. fe who have
~ rs 10 she'd prepare to shed them now.
jacob served Lsban seven years for
the hand Of Rachael II the old man had
kept carriage aud let Jacob 10 as a
caAehman. bio would have made the rifle
in SIX wesks,
-"Nellie, dear, will you share my lotP'
plsaled Bissell avenue swain OF bis best
girl. yes. Charles il you will have
Ave thousand dollar house on il, was the
provisional reply,
Judge "What sort Of man, now,
vas Il whom you saw commit the crimef
Constable "shure, yer honor, he WAS
small. onsigniicant crathur- about your
own sizs. yer honor
--"wbst branches do You find most
useful for your pnpilsf' asked visitor oil
professor at the university Of Texas
''Aay branch is good, but We find that the
brasches from peach tree are tho most
useful OF all ="
Mistress Of the house 10 now nursery
mail, whom she finds deeply absorbed In
dime novel;; "Why. Annie, You cant
read and mind the baby at the same timeF
Begging your pardon, mum, the child
doesn't disturb me Bit"
William said . teacher to one OF
his pupils, can you tell me why the sun
rises in the esst2" Don't know, sir. re-
piled William, 'ceTt 1t be that the east
makes everything rise" Teacher tainted,
"a minister travelling through the West
some years ago asked an old lady on whom
he called. what she thought OF the doctrine
% total dsprasi,y. "0h," she replied, ~
think it is good doctrine II the people
wonli only live up TO it,"
$50, yon have finally made up your
MUD you wouldn't have msi' be asked.
"Yes, firmly, she replied. II suppose
yoa take ma for fool for proposing 80
oiteng" mo, sir; don't take you for
fool. wouldn't have you for gift. "
"A young man blackened his mus'ache
With lead comb. aid then took his eirl
out for moonlight. stroll When the
fair one appeared in the bright light OF the
family circle couple OF hours later her
lace looked like railroad map.
A yermonler walked off the Plaiis
burg deck tbs other evening. When they
fshel him ont he said he bad meant 10
vo,e for ST John. but wodids I do SO now,
since he had found water 10 be so danger.
COS thing
When lady living 10 Chelses sent 10
Ioadoa Tor a doctor, she apologized for
arkirg him 20 come snch = distance.
,'Duut speak 81 IL, answered the NJ. d.,
n Happened TO have smother patient in
,Ls seis hborLood, and can thus kill two
lifas With one stone,
-~"You must he sick TO hire horse in
lhs day time. said an impecunious young
maa ,oA companion "why sos" was
the irqa,g Are they any cheaper At
al nighis" Guess they are All You've
40, 10 10 il 10 ca, Ave cent slice Of mince
pie saa you eau have mare all night
thai Aonll ipeAl Maud 5 20 flinders.
-''i he.r thai sour vile creates quite
sensation, sa4,i Que Darlington man TO
sno,hsi vhe had lectpily been married
"N, guess sbr aees, replied the other