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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.

AND UNITED STAIES NtIL ROUTE.
trains leave New YorK via Desbfosscs ard Cortan STREET
ftrrrs OF tologH,
gerrsburs, ftsburg, ihe west and south ith Pullman
palace Carr attached, n u, q and 4 daily New
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22

IN Brtr Ncw-NoIk AMI Ilayrv.
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22

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~ until 2 n m ~ Wednesday December 81 lS7t ~ y
once Of TIiE PENIS LYANIA G9MP AN1T tHT
80 s3i Ces,nut Phadephia trustee for the sac 10 u
Of az many OF the Philadelphia Wilmington ana "a c.0
Hairoad stock trust certificates "a flS3OJO VII pay III
The onernpa The lowest prices not exceenhs PIii vii
inc I'm ths aparegAte no. than the amOun s.u 80
lorcrtad ne uarfes Offering them adv sai az oacc A.
pavmont be made when tho certificates are assigned Oh "
atcr January $50. next ,..,. ,,- solo ~ phiin.
Proposas shoud be indCr.ed lToIosas s 5,ecR rrst
Certtcates aud addressed to liz Oily 5A i a.
oe4'uIe-'7 - 49, Cheatnnt 81, PhlaleIPnlA
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RIVER BRANCH o.

Trans leave Harlem River station corner i32dst and
SS SaosS daily
sq5 S so end gO1 for SG Port hs
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psihsn Manor and New:Roehee, connecting AZ New:Ro
ss S Il q MaP sRs.
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snd stamford and with express train 70 Boston via Shore p
NEW- YORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON
IN RIVER RA1LRoAD-Comnenc october g, 1885,.
$500 Rochester and MOntrea Express through draw
$50 a. nn Fast Limited Chicago and st Louis Express
With dn Gar; st2ppng ~ nc sn S S
Striving 81 Chicago io:i aud ST. 7'25 p next
YCssO H. Chicago Express drav,ngroom to Canaan.
dgn Rochester Niagara Falls and BuAslo connects for
iii ~. Western New.York and Northern Express with
$50 ,. m Albany. Troy and Utica Express through
"a m Accom- odation to Albany and Troy.
20 St Lonis E5Pres WITH Sic plnsSSaEi Tor NaeSra
u.s. n Expires With sleeping cars 70 yricusi and to
Aregrn road and 70 saratoga Also to Montreal
9aflo Niagara Fails Cleveland. Toledo, Detroit, Chicago
II p A. Sight EigTsss With sleepin SCARF TO Albany ana
for the North except saturday night.
5 S f & c'a 55 R'Pg NS FCTas
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as4 58S9 3 .fRas d S15' S ana az
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parsape called for and checked rom residence.
STlese daily All others daily except sunday
NJ TSTt'i.Y - Z Il AEEkER.
Enpcriufeudcut General pass . "a cent
n FHiGH VALLEY .RAlLROAD:-Passenger
trairs leave depot cot Of Cortland and noshrosaes
ia at s.ii u $40, aga u n 70 luton l,9 shei
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Epy PACIFIC RAILROAD co.

~ TRFAsURER's OFFICE, No. II BRoAn-s1,
NEW YOWK. Dec. IL loSi. =
Ineres, due Jan 1885, dividend scrip lssye9 on ro
nrrferred stock the Northern Pacific Raroau tpse
MI ~ nsd after that dae upon presentation OF certificates
and he Endorsement thereon " payment OF ntees. .
Office AZ fhe oflce o. the England Trust company
ton the Guarantee Trust ana safe deposit tosp~H5' i
fcIri,io nv = Morgan ~ Co. l. JndOn. ENGLAND:
N.I-' = - ROpERT IENON BE IKNAP, I1ehsuret.--
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SEAP0LIS MORTGAGES,

WI NET AND PER CENT. 10000
hbaouely safe Investments IN first mortgage on
Real Estate in city Minneapolis MINI PIinoi2s. ana
eemi.annua interest paid IN New ORR ,Sse onf
nlst.ehss scnul"' "'e 'N PRATT 4 CONE.
inei's'so' V'N' Sc Iaberty-st. y. Y. city,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22
NETWORK DAILY TRIBUNE MONDAY. DECEMBER a. 1884
finantial.

AT A MEETING of shareholders ana
N bondhoiders Of the BANRERs AND MERcHANIs
TFI FgRAPH COMPANY held on tho 10th day OF Deeeinc
bar 1884 the undersigned were appointed coIamaro ~
to obtain concert Of action the part q me ~ lie
Address either Of the undersigned OF the counsei p to
committee Messrs. Batehfori, seward oriswoia q LA
Costa No % Nassnn-sf
New ork
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22
CUNARD LINE.

NOTICE" LANE ROUTE"
THnH NETWORK 10 LIVERPOOL. VIA QUEENS
TOWN.
From PIER so 80. NORTH RIVER 80
edn@rfnY icf - i"' VI
ftlfsi iF l'' lI
BlrnNTA SIS otiu.~''ay, j iI - r. M
Ga "Wednesday, Jan T. IS r. ~
CaniN -, ~ lil ~
AMI tr1 ili paris y >l'p' Wy -"
rites Frel flt ami psss,gs Once so. Bl"hlf 'r IN
VERNON A. BROWN e ' D. Nt'1'b
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22

SAY FRANCISCO, 10Th December, 1884. 4 I
n GOLD MINING COMPANY has declared Dividend |
10 80 o. twenty Cents share payable 81 inst at tho
close the 23d inst.
II DEAs Secretary. |
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22
Cipioeno Nolltts.

THf PEOPLES BANK I
OF THE CITY OF NEw.YoIK Dec. 10, 1884, )
SlATf-SEVENTH DIVIDEND. a semi
~ annual vdend OF five ~ free Of taxes will be
2Gth inst. untl that daie.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-22
Admission on Monday Evening by invitation only.
AflerWafd al popular prices.

Fun Military Band at the Afternoon and Evening Enter
;alamenis.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
Heavy Life Insurance.

Mr.. Hamilton Disston. the mil
liOnaire manufacturer and president
of the Florida Land and Improve
ment Company, is carrying a heay-
ier line of life insurance than prOba-
bly, any other man in the UEited
States. He has 100000 in force
upon his life in the regular COM
paniss, while he is good for several
thousand additional in manv mutu-
al coAcerns. The only man who is
regarded as his rival in this is ex-
Senator George X. Anderson. OF
Titusville, this State, who Is reported
to have about 100000 upon his
life.
In explaining how this was done,
Mr.. Disston said to a reporter re-
Gently:
Zone day an insurance agent
said to me that be would like to
have the distinction of being able to
say that lie had placed the largest
individual life insurance of any
agent in the United States, and
proved to me that it would be a
profitable business operation, and
so told him to 20 ahead.
The bulk of the assurances have
been placed within the last few years
and are scattered among thirteen
companies of unquestionable re-
sponsibility. In order to maintain
this enormous insurance Mr.. Diss-
ton pays to the various companies
who are carrying him $4,000 in
premiums per annum.
An agent OF an insurance com
pany said
This insurance of Mr.. Dissten
NAV look to be enormous, but it
really is not. Ii is impossible for
some men TO insure to an amount
that would begin to compensate
their estates for their death. New
Mr.. Disston is worth 100000 a
wear to his estate, and this iusur-
ance of 100000 would be but
slight comparison to his worth a. a
money maker
Another heavily insured Phila-
delphian is J. B. Stetson, the hat
manufacturer, who has 100000 on
his life.
The reporter was shown a list of
prominent people who are insured
to the amount of $4,000, there be-
ing among them Cyrus W. Field,
the capitalist and ocean cable own
er; Charles A. Dana, editor of the
New York Sun Cornelius Wander
bilt. Sd; J. B. Brewster, the New
York carriage builder John Gill,
of Baltimore Charles Parrish, the
coal operator OF Wilkesbarre
P. II. Glatfelter, the paper manufac-
turer of Spring Forge, and J. l.
Hollenback, of Luzerne coun-
ty, Observation-Disclosures Rec
ard
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
My Neighbor and a.

| am mad at the man on the south
west corner of the block, and he is
mad at me, and it's all on account
of nothing at all. We bought q
mantel and crate Just alike and
costing the same price. We had
tiling just of the same pattern, laid
down by the same man. For five
years we were like brothers. If |
had sick horse, | consulted him.
We went over to his house to play
old ,ledgc, and his family came
over to my house to play croquet.
I'd have turned out of bed at mid
night of the darkest night you eyer
saw andwalk d twenty miles though
mud thirty feet deep to bring a
doctor in the case OF sickness and
I'm certain he'd have done fully as
much for me.
ln an unfortunate hour my broth
er-in-law from Chicago paid me a
visit. He said the mantel vas very
handsome and the CRATE beauty,
and added:
But you want brass fender"
"Nor'
Certainly you do. 1t will be an
immense improvement" ="
a day or two after he returned
home he sent me a brass fender
from Chicago. He not only sent it
as a present, but paid the express
charges. Some one told the man on
the southwest corner that ! had q
brass fender.
1t can't be ~
But he has
I'll never believe it.
But I've seen it.
Then he Is a scoundrel of the
deepest dye. Some folks would
mortgage their souls for the sake OF
showing off little :"
When this remark was brought to
me ! tined red clear back to the col
lar-button. | called the southwest
corner man 4 liar and horsethief.
| said that his grandfather was
hanged for murder and that his old
est brother was in State Prison. |
advised him to sell cut and 90 to
the Cannibal Islands, and offered to
buy his house and turn 1t into a
soap factory.
The usual result followed. He
killed my cat, and I shot his dog.
He complained of my alley, and /
made him put down a new sidewalk.
He called my horse an old plug,
and | lied about MS cow and spOilt
sale. He got my church pew
away by paying higher price, and
l destroyed his credit at the grocery.
He IS now maneuvering to have the
city compel me to move my barn
back nine feet, and | have all the
arrangement. made to buy the house
next to him and rent it TO an un
dertaker as 4 coffin wareroom.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
4 Bride in a Tree-Top

Captain Mccoy, of the Ariadne
gives full particulars of the fsarfu!
experience of a bridal party in the
storm opposite Rockport last Tues
dav. Ira Zenor went from Rockporl
to,be married to Miss Shryock, whose
parent. live opposite J. c.
Daugherty, who of late years has
been running the ferry. took the
groom and his friends, accompanied
with a two-horse carriage, across the
river on his ferry boat in the NOR
ming. Everything went well, the
ceremony was performed and the
dav passed pleasantly until about
) 7. NJ, when the party, with some
addition. started To return. They
consisted of Mr.. Daugherty and his
wife. Ira Zenor and his bride and
ten other ladies and gentlemen.
After crossing an oyerhowed field
they reached a clnmp of trees on
the edge of the river bank, when the
storm struck the frail boat, overturn-
ing il. The party clung to the trees
and remained in the branches two
hours, when they were rescued BY
eolored man and a skiff. They re-
mained at the colored mans house
until morning, when they rig hted
their fsrry-boat and went to Rock
mort. thankful 10 be alive. The
weather was so cold the clothing of
the sufferers froze on them, and it is
wonderful that no lives were
lost.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
An Opinion

There were eight or ten of them
seated on the grocery steps as the
stranger came up, and one of them
led off with 4:
Yes. gentlemen, the village needs
capital, and needs it bad"
That's So" added the second
what We want here is money
YES, we want capital to develop
things" sighed q third, and so il
went down the line until every one
of the lot had expressed his epinisn
that capital was wanted. The last
man looked up at the stranger and
added:
Don't it seem that way to you?
at does, sir. was the prompt re.
ply.
What would be your opinion of tbs
way capital ought to be invested
here ?"
We'll, my plan would be to lay
out the first s5.000in bar soap, crast
towels, BARRIERS shears and kiskinl
machines !" was the firm reply, a;
he prepared for run Of half a mil'
! to the depot.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
A Man Who Gjeat a Gas Company.

| have a friend in the clothing
business who denounces his gas bill
as exhorbitant and sometimes comes
to NV Office to see about il. He
lives in apalatial residence on Eighth
street. and when he came in last
week and handed me his bill saw
at once that it was an unusually
small one for such an establishment
as he keeps up. Being somewhat
| familiar with the arrangements and
number of burners in his house, |
determined upon catching him at
his ewn game, and showing that he
was indebted to the company for
Iaore gas sven than the bill called
for, but he was too much for me,
Taking the bill from him | said
well, Mr,-,you have burner
in the cellar"
Yes Sheneral, dare's a purner in
the cellar, but, holy Moses, who eter
heard of lightin gas in dc
cellar
/ ou have laundry p
/ Laundry Laundry you say
Who efer heard of people washing
py gaslight?"
''Well, you have burners in the
kitchen, haven't you? ?"
"Yes, day are dare but We nefer
use EN-; we haf fvs-o'elock din
ners."
"Well don't your servants use any
in the evenings ?"
We'll, I'll tell you, Sheneral, We
hat the worst hired girls you efer
seen. They are nefer in the house
day are out all times of night after
dark"
How about the dining-room p
Didn't / tell you We hat five
O'Clock dinners, and the childrens
always plays in dark -
well. there's the sitting-room ?"
'Sitting-room We nefer light the
gas there We always sits on the
front schterr'
We'll you surely have light in
the hall?"
Ivy, would you want to preak a
man up?'
We'll there. your handsomely
furnished paror?"
Yea, Va haf nice parlors and
Elegant furnisher, bat We havsn I had
a visitor for ofer a year
Becoming discouraged, | skipped
the other apartments in the house
and came to a point where thought
| would be sure to catch him, and |
asked:
How about your he'd chamber? ?
You surely use gas in that appart
ment?"
Imagine my chargin when, after
a moments hesitation, he an
swered
MY ped-chamber? Wy, | tells
you. Shensral, ve haf burners there,
but We nefer use 'em. Ny wife. she
is a very modest woman, and always
goss to bed in the dark"
He got rebate.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

have been kinder than any of US
thought. How happy she has made
US | hope she knows all about it.
And perhaps she did. Who
knows? Who shall say she did
not?
at never rains but it Dours. So
runs the old adage, and it came true
in this instance. Next day a letter
came to Rodney from the publisher
of paper in the village where Aunt
Martha had lived and died. He
wanted some one to take the posi-
ton of editor, at liberal salary,
considering the amount of work to
be done. Miss Martha Fielding had
advised him to write to Rodney
Craig, rendering the position. Would
he come up and talk the matter
over?
Rodney went. So did Ruth.
And they are living in Aunt Mar
tha's old home to-day, and happi-
ness dwells with them. And the wo-
man to whose generosity they owe
so much is kept in grateful rsmem-
Drance.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

Captain Dyer, the well-known
sword-fsherman, of New Bedford,
struck a fish once off Normans Land
that turned and rushed at the beat,
sending it's sword through the thick
planking into the iron ballast, where
it was broken of. The most re-
markable case. illustrating the force
of there gshes, is that of the Plyn-
outh whaler, Fortune. In her a
sword was found that had gone
through the copper sheeting and an
inch board under the sheeting, a
three-inch plank of hard wood, the
solid white oak timber II inches
thick. then through another two
and a half inch oak ceiling and
finally into the head OF barrel Of
oil, where il remained.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
Don't spill the Milk

" There is no use crying over spill
ed milk" saws the old saw. If you
are not only bald, but have NO life
in the roots of your hair, there is
no use crying over that. either
Take both time and yourself by the
foreloek while .here is a forelock
left. Apply Parker's Hair Balsam
to your hair before matters get
worse. II will arrest the falling off
Of your hair and restore its original
color, gloss and softness. 1t is a
perfect dressing withai. clean, rich
ly perfumed, cools and heals the
scalp. marl2.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
Advantages of the Jersey.

Let the Jerseys increase, because:
1. Jerseys make more butter an
nually compared with the food they
eat than any other breed.
2. Jerseys make better butter than
any other breed-better grain and
better flavor.
3. Jersey milk is the most profit
able, because it contains more but
ter per quart than that of any other
breed its cream rises quicker, and
its butter comes quicker.
/ A. jersey butter brings from two
to ten cents pound more than any
other, as a rule, throughout the
United States hence on ninety
farms out of one hundred, where
butter is a specially, the introduc-
ton of Jersey blood will change but
ter making from dead loss to net
profit.
D. Butter farming is more profta-
BILE and healthful ard refining than
truck farming, beef-farming, poultry
or pig raising.
6. For every cent lost on account
of the Jerseys smaller carcass, there
are two cents gained on account of
her better butter and larger annual
yield.
We want Holsteins and Ayrshires
for the general milk and cheese sup
ply we want shorthorns and Here
fords for their beef but the coun-
try wants the Jersey for their butter.
So let US have an end to the opposi-
ton which this breed has met with
for forty years. He who specializss
wins. The general-purpose COW
is an impossible animal. Let each
farmer decide whether all circum-
stances point to a beet, a milk or a
butter breed, and choose his stock
accordingly.-Rval Ne10 Yorker.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

After a young lady gets to be-say
eighteen-she grows old very slow.
Very few of them advance two years
in a whole century. Now here is
Miss Susan B. Anthony, for in
stance, who has Just turned q !;
Mary Anderson, who has been 10
these II years; Marie Van Zandt,
who has been % for more than a
quarter OF century Miss Cham
berlain and Miss Dechtan, each Of
whom has been on the sunny side
of twenty for number of years,
and intend remaining there as long
as ever they can.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
To yENNOR.

Nennor you miserable old frawd
A settin down an writing lies,
An maxim out as how
That your proffett
You awt to be ashamed
4 purity proffett yen air
A maxim 'onest farmers think,
In Minnesoty, that they
Good raise green pees an cabbig
In Janivary, an Good feest
On cowcumber an lettis,
An sich like gardin sass,
All plow, an haul maneur,
An in THAR shurt-sleeyes,
Set around on fences,
A whittlin' an a hawdin pollytix
Awl winter. An here the merky
Has got way down so low
It's frose, an busted
My forty cent thermometer,
You miserable, contemplate,
Old frawd you d better quit
A-makin' almanax an go.
An hire yut to 4 seckshun' boss,
To shovel snow
You ask "ef your to blame
Bekawsit's ben so cold"
Of course you air
The weather-clurk wuz mad
Bekaws Of your a-tryin'
To run the thing
An fur the last six weeks.
He's ben a turnin' OF the crank,
An sendin' down
These Manitoby waves,
An awl the time he's been a latin,
An a-pokin' fun at you;
While you, you miserable old fraNd.
Hev ben.a posin
As a weather proiIett
An maxim of yourself
Redicklus.
You tho't as how you'd git
Your name IN history,
Alongside Of Elishy's, ez a protieIt;
But it'l be remembered,
Along with your mild winter,
An broken, busted, old thermometers,
An frosted heels, an chilblains,
An handid down,
To fewter generations
Jest as q frawd
Bekaws, that's what you air
lhicrqn Infer- OceqR.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

In the United States Treasury the
scrub women alone get over
$4,000 per year, though, as there
are % of them, it is easy to see that
their salaries are not munificent.
They 90 to the Treasury building in
the afternoon, Just as the clerks and
other employees are leaving, and as
soon as they are out of the building
set to work to sweep and scrub and
dust the whole building, and are
done their duties within a couple of
hours.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
Everybody Knows IL.

When you have the Itch, Salt
Rheun, Calls, or Skin eruptions of
any kind, and the Piles, that you
know without being told oft, c. y.
Boyd, the Druggist, will sell you
DIR. Bosanko's Pile Remedy for 80
cents, which affords immediate re-
lief. and is a sure cure for either Of
the above diseases.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12
EXECUroR's NOTICE.

f,.sate q Josiah DiveIy. late q Salisbury BoT-
ough somerset Co, Pa, DECD
Letters tsstsrreufRry On above estate having
been vrariec 20 the undersigned by The proper n
lhority. notice i hereby given 70 sll persons IN
settet no sid estate 10 make immediate pay
uleut. ana those having claims against u 70 pre-
sent thea daily suthertica.ea fc- settlement CT
SA:uriav. March J. lSss. AZ the late residence
q said deceased, in Saliscary BorosEn
n l. DIyELY.
iau.- Executor.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

The Greensburg Argus drops into
poetry as easy as falling off i log.
The latest is, Beautiful blizzard,
blithe as a bee, ears, toes and nose
are waiting for thee. Fret not thy
gizzard, tone down thy gall. We will
look out for thy cyclone call. Wien
faced snow wizard, fresh from the
west, go to the north pole and give
us a rest
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

A caterer in Buffalo cooks angle
worms. He feeds them on milk for
a few days. dusts them with -four,
and drops them into pan of burn
ing oil or fat. They are served in
drawn butter with little lemon
Juice and Worcestershire sauce.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-03-12

ANOTHER OLDEST MAN.-The old
est man in the world-unless be is
lying, which is rather more probable
is a eolored man who was before
a New Orleans police court the other
day for a breach of the peace. He
said his wife had been ''gallivantin'
round town wild a lot of ignorant
niggsrs late at night, and he went to
try the same racket to make her
jealous. They met-they fought
he was arrested. How old are
your asked tbs judge. We'll, |
douno persackly, but | members
when dey wuz diggin' de Tombigeee
river"