Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1884-10-27
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ODDS AND ENDS.

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The next beat thing to . true friend
an open enemy.
A man is usually blue after hs ha
painted the town red.
The meaning of the term mug
wump" is "big- -head" d"-large in ones owl
estimation.
The correct young man this wintel
in place of the dude, will be stately, in
tellectual looking and quietly dressed
A coat tail Irritation is the latest. 4
Wrinkled coat tail bearing dirty toe
marks means: II have spoken to you
father"
"Will the coming man be happier P
asks writer. It depends to q great ex
tent upon whether his wife has got tired
and gone to sleep or is still waiting up
for him.
The Missouri father did not pursue
his clipping daughter, but sent clergy.
man on swift horse to overtake she
couple, in order that the marriage cere.
mony might be performed properly.
A Vermont man offered o young lady
$4,000 in cash il she would marry him
Strange to say the young lady accepted
the money and married the young man.
It is better to love rich man than never
to have loved at all.-Pech's Sun.
"I'm sorry to say, my dear" said the
bank official to his wife, that I must
leave the country" SIS it possible? ?' II
must" he sighed; my defalcation has
been discovered, and have received .
note from the detectives saying they will
be here In day or two to arrest me-"
Little boy (at the front door )-"Is the
doctor in? Cause if he is want to see
him right away" Servant-"He is not
in" Little boy-"Well, just as soon as
he gets home you tell him to come over
to our house and take that baby off he
left there last week. It's III the way"
A young widow, in erecting monu
ment to the 'dear Departed" cleverly
availed herself of the opportunity to
inscribe upon the tomb: 'Sacred to the
memory Of Mathusin Bexuchet, aged
sixty.eight years, regreiting the necessity
of parting from the most charming and
best of women"
The independent American citizen
who eats sardines will be glad to learn
that the packing box is made in Jersey
City the wrapper is printed in New
York, the tin cans are manufactured in
Boston, the fish are caught on the Maine
coast, and the oil is extracted from cotton
seed in Georgia.
From sixteen to twenty they knew
more than did" said an old farmer,
talking about his boys. "At twenty-five
they knew as much; at thirty they
were willing to hear what had to say; |
at thirty.five they asked my advice; and
I think, when they get to be forty, they
will actually acknowledge that the old
man does know something"
The girl with soft gray eyes and rip
pling brown hair, who walked over your
poor, ,auttering heart at the skating rink,
has just finished q crazy quilt containing
l,064 pieces of neckties and hat linings
put together with DISCO stitches. And
1er poor old father fastens on his sus.
oenders with long nail, piece of twine,
] sharp stick and one regularly ordained
outton.
A new drawing. room car has been re-
,ently made, in which, by simple de-
rice, the heavy chairs are made to fold
It joints; the seats sink to the hoor, the
nlrrored panels swing open. reaching
within foot of the car center, and pres
o, the car is divided into ten sections,
ach affording section in which there
re two beds, a mirror, wardrobe hooks,
md other conveniences.