Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1884-05-15
FEMININITIES.

The ballot girls of Paris are on a
stride.
Charms strike the sight, but merit
wins tie soul.
Men are more merciful to the fOibles
of humanity than women.
The Mormon question. Dearest, will
you join my aggregation?
A Canadian woman has written, fully
and distinctly, 1926 words Oh postal
card.
A female descendant of Mirabeau has
come down to keeping tobacco store in
| Berlin.
Riches often take wings, and the
! feathers OF those wings are to be seen
on women's boBnets.
French philosophy: 1t is of love as of
isOup-the first spoGnfuls are too hot, the
last too cold.
You can buy the best wife in Siberia
for eight dogs. and be worse off than
when you had the dogs.
FrankliR county, in Pennsylvania, has
fenale deputy sheriff, believed to be
the only one in the state.
OF the bronze articles found among
the remains of the Swiss lake dwellings,
AZ per cent. are ornaments.
The industry of the Austrian woman
is preverbial. 1t is said that the ladies
work always except at balls.
Mrs. James, of Brockton, Mass, now
80, was married when she was 10, and
has had twenty seven children.
Nova Scotia has granted electoral suf-
frage TO all widows and unmarried wo
meD, So far as municipal elections are
concerned.
Many London ladies, in consequence
of recent attacks by robbers, are joining
The ranks of those who practie revolver
shooting.
"a dozen Mormon women" says Rev.
R. b. Snowden, would not furnish good
looks enough to equal the comslinesS of
one Gentle spouse
A Terre Haute, Ind, man employs his
divorced wife as a servant girl, and her
neighboTs say she has better wardrobe
than when she was his wife.
A Hungarian woman carries off the
championship of the much married of
her Sex. Mrs. Probald has just beeH
united in wedlock to her eighth husband.
We are surprised to learn that Daniel
Montague has the Oldest piano in the
United States. We have always sup
posed that the family next door owned
it.
A little girl of three explains the
Golden Rule to her sister: 1T means
that you must do everything l want you
to, and you mustn't do anything | don't
want you to-
"Ah" sighed Brown, this life is full
Fogg, "glancing significantly at Mrs. F..
''and some disappointments are full of
life"
A young man, violently in love with
a pretty Seamstress, being asked what
business he was in, sighed deeply and
said, Il am developing "a new sewing
machine attachment"
She whom from april dates her years,
Diamonds shall wear, let bitter tears
For vain repentance flow; this stone
Emblem of innocence is known.
Young man to "Clem." the druggist: {:
Can you give me anything to remove
supertuuus hair?" Glen UhOugbtfully
pulling his fierce moustache): why
don't you get married"
where shall We find our teachers ?"
asked an educational exchange. Well,
many of the sweet girl teachers may be
found sitting on sofas with nice young
men any time after p. N.
Mrs. Langtry IS said to have in her
mo- M
which she has gathered during her tray
els, two real scalps, which were purchas-
ed for her in the West about a year ago.
Rose Coghlan, the actress, smokes
cigarettes, and is said to be the only
woman in America who can puff rings
of SnOke from her mouth. Rose is un-
doubtedly very accomplished women.
Alfred Chadwick, d market gardener
in Canada West, was lately divorced
from his wife because he mad followed
the custom of the country and yoked the
unfortunate woman with steer to a
plOw.
A Western exchange soberly annour
ces that d justice of the peace out that
way has fallen in with the spirit of the
times, and advertises, "Matrimony made
easy-$l down, and balance in monthly
A French philosopher says woman
may love or hate. but she can never be
Indifferent. Guess be has never seen
the look that comes over a woman's face
when her husband asks if there is such a
thing as shirl-button in the house.
Babel.