The clarion. [volume] (Jackson, Miss.) 1883-1888, 1884-06-11

d "a regular poser-the photographer i3'I
In search, of the spring lamb-The .a
stock brokers.
4 The wife who sits up until ? a. N. for q =.
her frolicsOme husband 10 come home.is
waiting for the fast male,
\ ''SYes,". she said, II always obey my H.
4 husband, but reckon / have something
to say about what his commands viii
i be-" ts.sHs "..''' -.".
/ Autiquarians have discovered that the
bridal veil was originally worn to cons l
Zeal the brides bushes There were
sblushing brides in those days.
\ %What is more awfuito contamplate,'F
said the lecturer, glaring about him,
than the RELENTLESS power of the mael-
strom ~ And a ahehpeckedtlOoking man .
| in the rear Of the building softly re- u
plieds "The femalestrom."
b Judge "Your client had better make
a com promise. Ask her what she win
take. r Counsel: any good woman; his
Homo dr asks what you will take" Old l-
wOmSn: Thanks TO his Honor. I'll just
take glass of warm ale.n---
What kind Of sauce Will you have
With YOUR steak p asked the waiter Of a
dinerin q restaurant where the condi- p f
Tments were served with the orders. IF
the, steak is as tough as yesterdays
couple of circular saws will be best
aPapa, what is the tariff. asked
Congressman's little boy. Gazing com
passionately at the youthful knowlel
seeker and sadly shaking his bed he
father replied: "My son, cannot
lie, ] do not kuaw-a.a@And- he Sold The
truth.
The deer or the waterfo xl is never =
busy feeding as not to stop every nlos
ment to watch for danger 1t la not
fear, because fear only comes whenidan-
ger is isapprehended, hut it iis-a- habit of
watchfulness. In grasping for the world 4
men are not often as wise. ,9.s
.aHDoctor," said the grateful patient
seizing the physicians hand, II shall
meyer forget to You | owe my life"
''Yoh exaggerate,n said the doctor,
mildly ;'tsyou only owe me for fifteen
visits that is the point which.I hope
you will not fail to remember sass
/, 81, don't see. why you are so particular
about your hair, said churlish hus-
band. II don't suppose Eve ever wore
baBgs.o Il don't suppose. she did" re.
piled the wife, with quiet smile, "but
then there was nobody in the world but :
her husband to admire her aa a.
"The .counthry,p said an Irish orator,
lis bYerrun by absentee landlords
and as if this was not enough to put
his, audience in good humor, he added,
after a magnificent peroration, "Itel
you, the cup of Old Ireland's misery is ,s
oyetAowing; aye, and it's not full yet" Il.
q "A weIl-known citizen has been arrest
ed on a charge Of forging check. A
number of acqnaintances were discus
sing the sensation when Que OF Them
II never had any e1nhaenee
in him. Il had, responded s bleeF-
eyed man. The first time saw the
fellow took stock in him. fbwp
II borrowed couple Of dollars ofhim'
"What kind Of dogis ths e asked
the major of a coloneltas be sau a lean,
hungry looking canine pokmg his he~1 ~.
and neck through the front gate. 'Ihat's
a Watchdog. observed the owner
proudly Is he a good watchdog"
i'Well, guess so. 1t takes my wife and
myself over half our time to watch him
for fear he'll eat up everything in the
house"
"Wbere is the barg' asked gentle
man hurriedly, as he registered at a
Chicago hotel Gust around TO the left,
sir" "Where is the bar?' asked anoth-
sr gentleman at the same place a mo-
ment later "Just around to the left,
,ir." aWhere is the ba-" "Just
around to the left, sir "By Jove," con-
sinued the clerk, "the delegates are be-
ginning to come in
Charley" said mamma, "you have
been a very naughty boy; you have
been playing marbles, and you know I
odd you that you mustn't, for it is gamb-
ing, and gambling is very wicked.
Now, I hope YOU will never gamble
lgain." Charley promised he wouldn't,
md his mamma was so delighted that
The took, him to the parish fair, and
yave him the money to take chances in
Almost everything there. Some parents
IRE just as inconsistent rs this.