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The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02
No Experiment.

With q majority Of people It is M
experiment that DR.. BOsanko's Cough
and Lung Syrup is a sure cure fol
Coughs. Colds, Pains In the Lungs
Soreness In the Chest, ETC.. but FOL
those who doubt, ask your neighbOri
who have used 1t or get q free sample
bottle Of Oscar Seitz, the druggist
Regular size so cents and 81.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

MISS WELToN, q wealthy young
lady Of New York, was frozen 10 death
In q snOWstorm on Longs Peak, In
Colorado, Friday night. She.sscended
the mountain with & guide, but the
storm coming on he went for assist
Rnce, and when he returned found
her dead.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

The following is the programme o.
the meeting Of the WOman's Foreign
Missionary Society, to be held In
Salina, October 1913:
THURSDAY MORNING.
900. .Conseeratlon Meeting. conducted By Nm
Shattuek.
1900; Formal opening By the President, Nh
o. ]. C0ales.
1879. Enrollmsni Of delegates.
li00. Reports Of Ccnfsrsnce Secretaries: MIss
Hammond, Ars. Patses, Mis- aesch, Mr. eee.
appointment Of committees. Hymn. Benedieti0n
i200. Adjournment
THURSDAY AFTERNOON.
200. Dsvotional srsrcIses Tople: Conver-
sion Of the heathen.' Led by Nm. n. n. stolE.
$50 Report Of cOrresPOnding soerssaFy, NrS.
Report Of Branch Treasurer, Nh. Mary J.
sIory of Tssy Yln's cOassruisu. +" DT. Bushnsll.
Reeiiatlsn, aLsgnsy Of orunbs" NJ. Ansa
TTstsrnsl greetings IRON s,her shursAss.
Missionary leiten.
Hymn. Benediction.
THURSDAY EYRHING.
Address Of veloome-Mn. Rsv. J. A. Antrim,
saiina. kespoase-Ara. nary Shelly.
Social.
FRIDAY MORNING.
Aeo. DeVoiional exercises. Tupie, aous Ms
Hioaaries.' lsd b. Mn. Thobarn, hsabo1y, Kaaa.
ESQ. Rsports of Conference Secretaries, Nh.
AagyaT, M. Redheh, Ars. chsabsFiain, Hrs.
smith. hrs. Drsyer.
ls.s6. Nap sEsrsi.s, cains, Dr. Bu.aasli.
fapar, District sseEsiaFie1s" by MFS. ?. D.
Baker.
llSo. .Nl.iusary Litsaiurs.- Mis- n. n.
Hammond.
l2Oo. Ryan. Bsasdieiion.
FRIDAY AFTERNooE.
go. DsVOiional exercises. Tuui,. aon. FInv
Adepied Children," led b Nm J. 9. GimFson.
80. Essay, sEiaests he Chilirea N Mlruinn-
Ery Wort. = Nrs. Rsbecca Ereeman WYnndgfia
MaP exercisea, japan, hFa HeDerionas.
:, Our Hone for ffieldleaa, India," Nm. Il. 3
=. Pattes.
HisionarF LetisFL
Hymn. Bsnoilctioa.
FRIDAY EYKEtNG.
Posn, Two csuh A Wesk.s b RsS. J. C.
Green, Denver, Coloraae.
"H0W eaa ne ehsilI e Idaiatry b hr.ksu.s >
Oar Medical Vera. HIS Eats g. Busknen n ID.
Kin kiang CAina Zen eo1iunsl
SATURDAY MORNING.
SEA Devofionai ernreius- Tuuie 81. H..
Fiei1, p lei b. Nm. Hattis Eanorer. 0rIrha WoN
SO Reporil orCsmmittes
lo9o. Electioa q C1cerI nn1 aalnqnfna
u 80. HMiie Cheli1.n Hrs Hnry J. i1,slirs.
Yong Ladie1 soeistys kn- Laoss, Rss6say,
is1 BsnsassIsa.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
aes MsmorIai sszFisesofDr. Kns Gilshrsrs :
lsie Alllien.ry % Kia Kiangs CAiaa-
Posa, Nh RsrthoioasE, Tosska. Ksu.,,.
Memorial aa1rcrIea. Nm III. ~ ehaffnrf
HynE. Be1edictioa-
SATURDAY EVENING.
Akthan, b. eksir.
AsaIe.s-lIhs cuaius Ni..ion.Ey.- MnaM
PS5sr. N. Csiss1ilsu. Yora. Nsh.
f1Per, '6isllz.' Nm 2. c HEasr. Maahatt.n,
Bs6siisaoa.
SUNDAY MORNING.
ssl5 Mi.,islary isss Fsssi, ,Islby ---l
SUNDAY AFTzRNooH
sunssy s-hssl laltl, b. Nh. 3. y. Pm, Lssssu-
aorfh; ArE. Coeleyi Yea. Ns1 Nm chrn1sT-
l.il, Denver, colo Nm. 8. q DIaaal1a. CE.l1s,
sUEBAEEvEnua.
60. -: !. 9, .l.: ls.sy, =. saB.Hsa /, 80.
fsssdidssa.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

SAM LAPPTN, ex-State Treasurer Of
Kansas-famOus for his dsfaleatiOns
and n fugitive from justIce-Was ar
rested In Washington Territory the
other day and Is being brought heck
to Topeka. He viii be lodged In the
State PennitentiaFy for . number Of
syaara
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

THE Republicans Of the sixty-Flrsi
Representative District In Lyon
county, have nominated Hon. J. J.
Buck for representative. 10 take the
place Of Jacob StOtlsF who had prsvi-
Ously been nominated for the Ofiee,
but resigned the nomination by rea-
son OF his removal from the county.
Mr.. Buck has had, q great amount Of
Legislative experience, and will no
doubt be one Of the leaders In the
coming session.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

jos. Henry's grand display Of Kan
sas grasses 1t the Fair last week Was
much admired.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

The Salina Choral Society meets at
the Lutheran Church next Monday
evening.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

THE Judicial convention cones on
to-day at Ellsworth The SenatOrial
convention occurs al Mcpherson next
Wednesday.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

Attention is called to the profession
al card Of Dr.. TObey. He IA recon-
mended In the highest terms by his
old neighbOFs I'm the east, and by the
members Of the medical profession.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

HoN. A. w. SMITH has been nom
inated for Representative in the west
ern District Of Mcpherson county.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

Our stock Of Dress Goods Is i'm
mense and very oheay.
MARYLAND DODGE & MOORE,
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

pounds Of AFbuekles coffee for 81,
MAINLAND DopaE & MooRE.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

IT ls stated Clicks insuheFable
egoiIsm is losing him votes wherever
he speaks.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02
Administrator Notice
STATE OF KANSAS
COUNTY or SALINE

STATE OF KANSAS
COUETT OF SALINE.
n tls Ear ~ Rdts q AHsbTuss ~ Beds dsceass
~ al whom u may concern, bat more espsc-
n iallg 70 Charles 3 Beebe, Of Congress, Wayne
county, Ohio, Heir 90 Law and Guardians Ad-
Litem Of heirs - law q mbrose n. Bssbe de-
eeased, late Of Saline county, Kansas.
Hou are hereby notifed that We, John Il. Pres
eott and David Beebe, admini1iraiors cf sid de-
ceased, did, On the Isl day of October, A ID 1884
ale pstitioa In the Probate Court % Saline
county. kansas, praying that We might Be author-
isod and empouered 70 sell The following G.
scribod land, for The purpose % p1Ying The debts
and cogts o. adminlltraton Of Eaid estate to-Wlt;
- aeres 10 Nv or sec st, as. 20 aeres In nv ar
see II "a. 3, being lots and Il = reserve On Jonss
sd acres IN ~ qF Sc Is. "a, Lots TO- i2, "a.
le, iS - and =, Santa Fe avenue, Proseotts
add te 8Elina Lots II, Is, and 81 Highland ave,
Prescott's add 10 Salina, - feet frolt and 20
fsst deep On ne cor Of Fifih atreet, Sallna and
Prescott sEeqlef be'p ad, iois g and 81 Front
street and - street, 8allna IA. and 10 blk and
No . blk q Calklnl sddlfi0u 70 8alina, Ka
And aid pstition gill Be heard a. he once Of
the Probate Judge Of said county, on the 18th
day Of October A d 1884, a 10 o'clock of
Had day, q Whieh time and place each Of yea and
all others interested are notiled 70 Be present.
and show cause II any you have Why 80 order of
sale as prayed for should not Be granted. Dated
this First day Of October, A d lesA
DAVID BEEBK.
JH PRESCOTT.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

GKN. BRAGG, the little Democratic
Congressman Of Wisconsin, who Was
laid away two years ago, secures the
nomination for Congress on the l5Oth
ballOt-after q long and hard-fought
battle. 1t was he who Eaid o. ClsVo-
land while delegate In the Chicago
Convention the now famous WOrds !;
+" we love him for the enemies he has
made.n No doubt the delegates who
olung 30 tenaclously 10 Bragg loved
him for the same reason. Diminutivs
On person, Bragg is man Of brains
aud q fl6e orator. He vas entitled b
the nomination his party gave him.
Lrwas q klngly custom IN England
70 make q prOgress" through the
Kingdom ct stated periods, 10 receive
the alteration Of glowing subiects."
The bOwing or kneeling 10 his or her
majesty may or may not have been
genuine, according as the sovereign
waslbeloved BY thesublect, No king,
no queen ever was recelVed Win
such genuine Demonstrations Of love
ana admiration as Blaine, In "his pro
gress" through New York, New Jer-
sey, Pennsylvania and Ohio. during
the past few days. where be was greet
ed with buzzas from q hundred
thousand thrOats. and with the fond
est welcomes from eli thst district Of
the country. In Baffslo The hnms of
his antagonist 10000 turned 0ut 20
DC him honor. These warm greetings
and great demonstrations are tie hsst
diana that he e very near The hearis
of shs people. aad shaf they Win vote
- they love - NoVenbeT.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

Goods Of all kinds are very cheap At
MARYLAND DoDoE & MOORE.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

Don't buy one dollars worth Of Fall
Goods until you have examined ouI
mammoth stock.
MARYLAND DODGE 4 MOORE
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

Gov. Click last night omitted that
part Of his speech relating TO the sa-
lima paFdons he made no reference
whatever 70 the ''peiured Juries" and
''corrupl Judge"
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

II pounds Of granulated Sugar for
Si.O0. MARYLAND DODGE & MOORE,
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

h ~ nza-r go sass q GssVs J. Eoss s.a,u,,s
~ an vhs1 q nay cslsgTn, but Laers especially ,
~ - Amalls a. L1y, ailli1u @ ,. Lag, Aka A.
". LaT, osFtrnds g. n. IAg an1 Ckarlm Honry
LaT, heils a l18 a1l TlnI1u. = -lieu e heirI q
Nv - 0eoFEs }. Lays eecea1eds late q Balias
oozntT, 1anra8s
Ia ErB harobT nstilei that I. Analla a. LaT,
n1InlristratEix q nd deee1111 "a, cn fha lli1
day 81 9sr1sHbeF, a. D., 1c91. fls q potili1l in
u FEsoata csalt e e.lila eg--fF Kals.ss rEIT-
i1r lhnf z11at - aulhlTilod arl aure g1lof y
1aI fks foilSgInf darer1,s1 l1ld. ~ tha n-rll11
81 paytnT ~ tlb6 ald no5lE e aiEi1 - 81
mk1 eli1ts, to-gil.
Les n1rlheroa 80 hl1lr1d and tga1lg-lcur.
ft7ll nna hun1red aaa tuuulT-1lz, fl1U 80 ens
klllTsf anf tucliF-eiFhi, (l11l o rhiri ard
lII1lt - - 81 - 1A-l--f --llA. orlnlFs AEr-
-. An1 ar1t rsIicl uIl b hr11l g a. cIlss 81
- PI11E1s Jll7sef ~ ccunlT, 80 aks 80 fsT
~ O1lo1eF. a. D. lal, = - oeclccE a. u. o. zlil
1af. .af uhlch tinl n1l rfece a1e1 e y1l aEi a1l
cfsiII fEasll1trd So n1ll11l . ta Tll11lf rnf
af1u c1rl1 n EET "a e1go u1y % oIicF 81 1al1
HEEzT,d fsrs1E1I4 a1l - EIlni1i,
Dsssf tnis - lrT 81 felrleu1.r. a. o.. le1i.
AnkLEA A EkT.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

! hss - sss''A . 9Ssrs:y s ss e q: a,sd u
so'eioek.
Tso sslss.is. srs s1pse.ss hon s..A auxiliary
lss,ers ere eorliallg i.vils q aiiani. neIer.tss
- clner. e1lzl,ng e b Ffe1eni alll nieaas slnl
naln-s = Ai,s Aliia kberharai, a1llsa Kaasas.
Topeka, Ksl.as. asd Mra. u j. C1gIrs. Knns.,
CITY, 81 Easi lslh y.
EGsris arr bsils uais 10 ssesFs rsdusiioh u
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

ss: ss.i':S 8. "a 1si.. s:s ~ g. g. 3 + = + 60. 49,
-. -.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02

Ahfham, b. chuir.
AsaEsss-..rls co-ins ni..iounEy.' MnaM
Eglds Le1ge1u1EtA-
Pz7er, Ms. Cal1a1llan. Yea ueh
EanEaI.
benciiclic1-
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-10-02
sUHBAEEvHEIsa

sanssy s-hssI lsitl, b Nh. 8. M.R.d, Lssssn-
q. B.5Vsi. 60 HAS {. hlassssa. 0ii's,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02

The most puerile attempts at
making political capital come from
= weak class of people whose pow
erty Of the inventive faculty
causes them to fall back upon an
old threadbare proposition, which
ought to have been kicked out Of
American politics years ago, viz:
the question of Nationality.
When they wish to beat an
American they &ttempt to antago-
nize the German vote, by reporting
that he IL inimical to beer drinking,
they turn the Irish against him by
saying that his ,brother-in-law in
suited : priest, and 80 on down.
Every time they do this they in
suit these Nationalties by intimat-
ing that the majority of them can
be caught by such light chat.
Some weeks ago Blaine is report
ed to have said that it was not
Carl Schurz' fault that he Was not
born in America, and the San
Francisco Alta takes this as . text
and claims that Blaine intended
it As an insult to German voters.
If there is any insult in this We
would like to have some intelligent
German come up and explain the
ratification Of it. The Alta, in
common with hundreds of other
newspapers both Democratic and
Republican, must DO at it, wits end
for arguments when it gets to the
point where it has to pick up . re
mark Of this kind and try to make
political capital out Of it.
When Americans have decided
to extend the privileges of citizen
ship to al foreigners who chose to
avail themselves Of the naturaliza-
ton laws, they should at the same
time have the common courtesy to
no longer look upon men who have
become citizens, - bigoted and
prejudiced foreigners, but a. loyal
and intelligent Americans, pos
sessed of the ordinary sense and
discretion of other people. In
casting our eye over this article IS
we have written it, We havn't the
slightest doubt that insi 10 of =
week some Democratic journal will
Gull out portions of these remarks
and weave them into an entirely
new piece Of campaign patchwork
in which the words "bigoted and
prejudiced foreigners" will blaze
forth conspicuously, and credited
to this paper.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
DoAxinx tho Issue.

Governor Adams defends the
holdover Assessors bill on the shore
of economy though he aeknowl-
edges it WAS an unwarranted as
sumption Of legislative power to
curtail the rights Of the people.
But he signed the bill all the same.
-Reveille.
If our memory is not at fault, he
did not "sign the bill all the same"
but lacking the nerve either to ap-
prove or veto the bill, he allowed it
to become a law by remaining in
his hands ten days after the final
adjournment of the Legislature,
thus lodging the issue.-Elko In
dependent.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
ACK IT'S d.
FEAT.

Sundays Enterprise came hon
estly to the front and acknowledged
its defeat on the Constitutional
debate, making a manly admis-
sion that it had depended too much
upon q bad memory to substanti-
ate its claims, and had made mis-
statements, which it might easily
have avoided by consulting its own
files. A paper ready to admit its
blunders is still capable Of a great
deal of good, aud realizing, - we
do, the disadvantage under which
it labors in trying 70 satisfactorily
serve 50 many masters,are disposed
to extend full and hearty forgive
ness, hoping through the rest OF
the campaign to see it stick like
shoemaker to his last" to the Con-
vention platform of 1882 and try
by all honorable means in its pow
er to undo the pernicious work OF
its editor in his platform making
of 1884. We canno. reasonably
expect that man can always make
q platform which is perfect, but in
the light of the Enterprise editors
recent experience we shall, in al!
kindness, admonish him not to at
tempt any more carpentry work for
the party.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02

The Louisville Courier Journal
says the In Annapolis Sentinels Il
bel is, the basest and foulcst JOB
of scroundrelism that ever found
its way into an American can
yass."
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02

A large body Of paying or. is re-
ported to have been recently struck
in the Mono mine at Bodie, and
the people Of ttat town arc cores
pondingly els.ed.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
Test Your Baking Powder To-Day

Brands advertised Is absolutely pure
CONTAIN AMMONIA.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
THE TEST:

Place q can top down . hot stove cutiI
heated then remove the cover and smell. A c%em-
ist will b. required to detect the presence Of
Ammonia.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
,OHCoU.TY C0M1KIssIONER
n. SCHNEIDER

Announces himself az an Independent sandi-
dass for tho Office Of County Commissioner
(short terml irrespective oi any primary OF
convention.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
Fer Vice President.

John A. Logan. OF Illinois.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02
Fer President.

james q. Blaine. OF Maine.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-10-02

City. has been secured ~
prescription elork. il
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-04-19
SCAOOL And CHURUT.

-Noarly one-flth of all the children
N Providence, r. l., of school age, did
not attend school single day during
the year 1888.
Alfred Smith, of Newport, has pre-
scented to the Claiming Church in that
city, as u memorial to his wife, the cs-
tate No. % Key Street, to be used asa
parsonage. 1t is worth about 52j, 900.
N. Y. Times.
In Denmark, Bishop Marenson re-
comfy examined and ordained TWO
young Esquimally, who will engage in
missionary work in Greenland under
the auspices Of the State Church OF
Denmark.
10 the question: ''Nhy did Satan
make his approach TO Eve and not to
Adam?" religious paper answers: 1t
. may have been because Satan knew that
the influence of Eve would be his best
help in ConqucrinG Adam. Wives are
apt to be the most potent ploador5 with
their husbands.
1t is gratifying to know that the
Presbyterian hospital of Philadelphia
did not lose anything by It's refusal to
accept $1,000 from the proceeds of q
charity ball. The manager of the in
stitution stood for principle. Their
church pronounced dancing wrong,
and they would not accept money that
had any suspicion of LEGITIMACY about
it, and an admirer of this spirit has
sent the hospital Il check for So, 900 to
make up the loss. Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
The public schools, let IL be rement
bored, send very few out Of the large
number of criminals in our penitenti-
aries, Most OF them have no cducation
Very few have had thorough public
school education. The AVERAGE statis-
ties of the United States show that out
OF the small per cent. of the people un-
able to read and write come about one
third Of the criminals, and Of the re-
naming two thirds only one in a
hundred had been educated in tho
higher branches J0atrnaJ Of Educa-
ton.
-''In the Cabinet circle all religions
meet" says the Washington cores
pondent of the St. Louis G5Obe-Dem0-
crat. THE President is q High
Church EpiscopaIian, although his
father was Baptist preacher, and his
sisters are all members Of that church.
Secretary Folger is a Presbyterian, and
sits With the PASTORS family in the
New York Avenue Church, where Sec
rotary Frelinghuysen and his family,
and Postmaster-G General Gresham and
his family also attend. Secretary Lin
coin, like his father, is q Presbyterian,
but his wife is from q strong Methodist
family, and they generally attend that
church. Secretary Chandler and his
family 90 to the Unitarian Church, and
are OF the advanced and liberal think
ers of that body. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
Brewster and his wife always worship
at the Epiphany, the largest and most
fashionable of the Low-Church Episco-
pal congregations. Secretary Teller
and his wife are very deyout Metho-
dists.''
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-04-19
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

81 could make fortune if had a
little capital say numerous young
men, but it never occurs to them to
go to work and earn the aforesaid
capital
--'Ah!' sighed Brown, ''this life is
full Of disappointments." eyes" re-
piled Fogg, glancing significantly at
Mrs. F., "and some disappointments
are full of life "-BoSt0n Post.
A Virginia girl married tramp,
who turned out to be q duke. We've
no pity for her She should have
known what he was before she married
him. Boston Post.
How o woman always does up
newspaper she sends to q friend, so
that it looks like well stuffed pillow,
is something that no man is woman
enough to understand.
A Williamsport youth sent fifty
cents to New York firm to learn how
to keep from swearing, and received in
reply: ''Don't open your mouth" he
has sworn ever since WjIljamSp0H
(Pa.J Crit.
An Austin man, who has Just got
out a book of poems, met Gilhooly and,
the following proceedings were had:
"Did you read my new booker, 40,
yes; 1 read it," ''How did yon like it?''
''My dear sir, I assure you that laid it
aside with q great deal OF pleasure. .
Texas STtings.
w. II. Vanderbilt says he never
picks up newspaper that he doesn't
Il 20, hi, -, = oh
himself. Lend us u half-dollar, old
fellow. There's nothing disagreeablc
about that We might have asked for
a dollar and half, but this paper is
dissimilar, so to speak. -Ncrcbafat
Traveller.
On the wedding tour: Don't sit so
near the window, darling that we may
have the carriage all to ourselves, for
there is somebody sure to get in if he
sees your pretty face" Thirty years
later: "Move up to the window, old
woman, so we can have the compart-
ment to ourselves; you will brighten all
the other passengers away, you know"
Detroit Post.
A clergyman's daughter, looking
over the MSS. left by her father in his
study, CHANGED upon the following
sentence: "lloye to look upon young
man. There is a hidden potency con-
ccaled within his breast which charms
and pains me-" She sat down and
blushingly added: "Them's my senti-
ments exactly, papa but the pains"
Exchange.
statistics show that there are at
least II 900 men who can neither play
football nor assist an Objectionable Wis
itor to alight from the front stoop,"
said sad-eyed Brooklyn bachelor
what is the matter with them?'
asked his friend
"They are one-legged," was the
cheerful reply.-M Y. Journal.
is your sister at homer" asked
st Louis young gentleman of the little
brother who answered the bell.
Eyes, she's home" said the boy;
"we're goin' to have cocoanut pies for
dinner tomorrow, and she's out in the
kitchen helpin' mother make EN-"
Indeed" replied the yodng man,
evidently very much pleased, "and what
part Of the pie does your sister make?'
''She cracks the cocoanuts with her
teeth. '-Pliladelphia Call.