Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1884-09-17
NASBY AS AN ORACLE,
The Ex.POstmaster DeyOtes q Few Min.
utes to Answering Questions Of
Correspondents.
GFfom the Toledo Blade.]
CoNFKDRIT x ROADS,
(Wfch II In the State nv Kentucky).

Ffom the Toledo Blade.l
CoNFKDRIT x ROADS,
Wich il in the State nv Kentucky.
lhev received sum thoussnas q Il lessers ls from
my Dtmocratie friends from all parts NV the
kentry, wich, e. carnot find time or postage
stamps, TO answsr persnelly. I do thro the me-
wood sejest that Dimocrats wich git ther
trends to write me queries on politikle matters
snood enclose a stamp or two to enshoOr an
kin sell em to Pollock, and Bigler, and the iron
mill over on the Run, and he sez he will tah6
em Nv me fur drinks, fur to 20 to the trubble nv
charge up wat consscra. Hereafter after no % letter s
will be answered. Tich does not contane at least
one scent stamp. kin yootilize em, as Bascom
ns nss snissd to make one s-csn.ss en- the price NV
Bascom hez strong desire to sell his likker,
h9s ne lacks faith n hooman nacher;
s6s lvelsss tSls.s ]. tss adsnsisls islI5F wss Il
never he. the cash; Thirst and cash seldom
goes together. Thirst In no respecter NV persons.
II comes alike to him wich kin pay for asswsg-
ers and him wich can not Credit is the fnain-
stay Of indiyijjies e well o. nv States. But
understand the principles NV things
But to my answers:
:, Young Dimocrat, Poseyville, Injeany: Fur
Boards Of Trade. and SIGH, and sitt;n bis name, name
into the noosepApers, Is AEin unfair advantage
Of our noble standard barer, ex-Sheriff Cleve-
sand. II is not shiyelrous. Grover Cleveland
hez son, it is troo, that is. he is PERSONNEL to
hev wun. though he sez 1t isn't ain, precisely,
ez wich NV the four its father RELY wnz Any
how how sheriff Cleveland's son isn't nv that Der
tfkeier kind the father Nv wich would keer 70
hev gofn ebout the kentry claimin 10 We
nls son, OWN to the unforehDit tifcum-
stance that he wuH eerh when ex-sheriff
Cleveland WYE glddy. wild yooth nv only a
summers and about the same number NV very
hard minters, and he wuzn't percisely married
% his sons mother The Rey; Henry Ward
and, In the Interest tv purity ignores 1t, but he
isn't eggsaetly quotabe authority on sich delikit
matters He knows how 1t is himself. and his
word don't count While ex-sheritf Cleveland
ts undoubtedly innocent in this matter, Mariar
Halpin is undoubtedly guilty. Apply to this
case the same rool that Plymouth Church did to
Stump-speaker, smithville, Injeany: From
wat l know Nv the kentry yoo live in, shood
advocate Tariff Reform, with a decided leenin
to Perteckshun. think yoo hev coal in Your
estid in manufaktrin. ri i am kerrect that ia
wat yoo want TO do. Eff, on the other hand /
am not kerrect, and yoo are purely agrcult, el,
insist that Dimocrisy means tariff reform with
decided leenin toward free trade. Yoo know
wat yoor people want. Constroo the platform
to SCOT en-. The platform wux made to be con
strood; CONSTRUCTED, in fact SO that Henry Wat
terson and Sam Randall kin both stand on it,
J. L., -, Missoory: Wat part NV Missoory
Insist that Hendrix waz out and out seJh seoesh.
INST, and reed his speeches durin the war I'd
yoor awjinces. Ell 700 are in q Yankee naber.
hood, insist that he wuz merely an uphrldsf~lv
the constooshnel rites Nv the south, but he wu1
Linkin OF TO methods. whether VOC reed hi, hi
speeches doorin the war to your awjirces or mt
depends entirely on the kind NV peepla VOC are
talktn to. However, insist apon reform strenu-
ously.
:, strilt Purity, Rokomo. Inieany: Ex-sherin
record Is a boy Of about il yeers Nv sge, wich
his name it is Oscar Folsom Cleveland. Ex-
sheriff Cleveland wws a thotlis yooth NV u
yeers NV age when this happened. it bein one NV
the pArderable excesses NV mere boy sowing
his wild oats. Pay no attenshun to the ex-
sheriff. past. In fact amt shoor but wat it
wood be well to assert that he never wuz Dim
ocrat. In most seckshuns nv the kentry that
wood be to his credit, and wood 20 a crate way
Toward inspiring confidence in him. l wunst
knowd man w1ch he'd too much respect for
his wife to ever stay at home. Let us be ekRlly
magnanimous to ex-Sheriff Cleveland. He Il
oo,nH~rsti,oiy noo, and thes ~ins yoose IL,
EAddlin our record onto him.
Persnel Liberty: Read OK Sheriff Cleveland's g
letter Nv acceptance and yoo will be satisfied.
The question NV likker don't properly enter into
this campane. but the ex- sheriff hez put himself
on record ez infiexibly in favor Nv everything in
the way Nv free whisky everywhere. Urge this
In the whisky shops and beer 'sluons, but say
nGshn sin, noous about y ny anyThers pn TiS else
Dimocrisy on the money que stion is the same ca
on the tariff. Eff you will tell me wat yoor
voters want will answer definitely i s6ood
money. Ell am right then hev to say that
the Dimocrfsy hollis that dollar Is anything
yoo choose 70 call dollar. Paper makes perhaps
cheap and paper still cheaper. Paper, suotable
Tor money, kin now be he'd for about l6 cents q
pound. All we want ie fDr the Government to
with the cut Nv dog watchin = safe to inspire
conhdcnDe, and thtn pass q law compellin
people TO take 1t for dollar, and thar you are
rtsy hez never he'd but one lice 9. TO money
Money means wat the world recognizes 81
money, gold and silver TO print this is q
domsr doIls onto 3 piecs Nv paper don't make it q
aint no more reel dog and safe than the her papss so
deliar II reel dollar The Dimocrisy Is fol
'Afs Saoness Snss Count" Ashs.eul., Ohio: The pi.
Hocrisy will insist that the colored voter in
AississiPpy shsl hsv the same rites at the poles
the ritea Nv IN. under the Constotooshen. with.
" sersitood. That's what t Dlmocrisy 'sn vii do
~ ihe SAFETY Nv ths oolored man depends ont<
Shotgun, Danville. Virginny: Nv course ar
inferior race should not be permitted to exercist
proud 0sw1s.hn. However. while your c. course s1ss
NV KILN ntsgers to pervent ther takin charge
nv yoo 10 telfect, II wood perhaps be polisy z
restrain yoor.elvss till the mornin NV the eleck.
snun, 90 that the report Nv youy shotguns shoot
not be hecrd north afore the poles wuz closed
and the ppstofises be sekoored. Be We ex wis.
O serpsots. ef We don't jist take to the dov,
Indignant independent Republican,, 3ustville
Mass: The President hex tho appointin NV post
masters, and the fefoozle Nv the Republican part,
m me
Iwll remember your name and address. w