The Evening critic., 1884-02-22
@. WASHINGTON GOT DRUNK
And was HauIed Up Before smell To-
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"washington's birthday was duly observed
at the Temple this morning, and His Honor
was dressed in his holiday attire, aud his
classic face bore n patriotic expression" re-
marked Bill when he returned from the natl
nee this morning.
"old George was thoro himself. Irs cold
day when George Washington or Dan webster
ain't found In the dock on aholiday.
George Got Drunk Last Night
to celebrate the occasion OF the birth OF mis-
nameeake, and was run in by some unpstri-
otlc COP, for being drunk and disorderly on
the street. His cash was low and he went down
for fifteen daye. Sandy Tuttle, n coiored clti.
zen who WAS Kicked around the street. had his
injured head done up In n red, whito aud blue
bandago IN honor OF tho occasion. He was
charged with an ARRAY, and as no got the worst
OF II he was released. This was also
One-Legged Day.
Andrew 9rogen, well.dressed white mao
with hut one pedestal, came stumping out OF
the dock to answor charge OF being an
habitual drunkard, preferred ny his wife. rhe
case was not pressed and the defendant got
or. The next victim was also minus leg.
His name was George Fishor, and he was
charged with being vag. He made speech
and Haid he lost his leg In the defense OF the
country, but was told that that didn't give
him the right to get drunk and make public
nuisance Of himself. Thirty days on tho farm
was his sentence. Frederick W. Hayes,
A styiishIy- Dressed Young Man,
was charged with being suspicious per-
son, and also with carrying pistol. His
counsel said he was taken In on charge OF
suspicion because he was caught on the street
at 8 o'clock this morning. He came here 70
see the parade to-day and had no money 70 pay
his lodging last night An oillcer stated that
he found the defendant lurking on tho side
walk near the st. Marc Hotel at Q o'clock this
morning with bundle OF pockot-books In his
secession. IIo was released on his personal
bonds TO go TO Martinsburg, where he belongs.
Martin Mandell, peddler OF suspenders, was
IN the tolls for engaging In the business OF
peddier without license. He said ho had
only been over fow months from Ger
Didn't Know the Law.
''Ho was released on his personal bonds to
procure the requisite license. Augustiu j.
Amber, the wealthy inventor, was In again,
and was sent to jail to recuperate after big
drunk at his own expense. He hired cab
and took huge bundle OF blankets and was
driven to jail. There was also a family row
OH the bill. Isaiah Penn, neat-looking col
ored man, was up on complaint OF his wife,
Bell Y. Penn, snappish young colored
woman. bet
She Makes gt Warm for Him.
| She told the Judge that she was cooking, and
| he said something about 1t. and she said II
| there was going to pe two cooke she would sit
| down, and he got mad because his dinner was
| not cooked and banged her against the wall
and threatened to kill her, and she swore her
| lie against him.
| The Judge is n Married Man Himself
| and knows how It is, and probably sympa-
thized with the fellow and let him on. JOS.
| White, n sneaky coon, got sixty days for
| sneaking into Joseph L. Bailey's store, corner
| OF Seventh and + streets southwest, and hook
| ing ffty.four yards OF CLOTH"
| "a Cantankerous Young Fellow
was In the tolls to-day. He was named John
| s. .ait. He was hauled up by Hack Inspector
/ Quinlan for using bad language, while sitting
| on hie cab at the National Theatre last night
| The defendant said that he only told the of
| flcer no didn't care - II he did arrest him
"Five dollars" said the Court. The young
| man went out grumbling about
"A Poor Place 90 Get Justfce,'
| and he was collared by the bailir and brought
| back and fined So additional for contempt OF
court. HIS opinion OF the character OF tho Jus-
| tice dispensed here ives not improved by his
additional experience, but he deemed II
| prudent to mako no further comments In the
| hearing OF the court. Mary Davis, yellow
girl, got thirty days for begging on the street
| Thos. W. Graves, a white youth, who tramped
here from Maryland, will have rest for
ninety days. John s. Valos, peanut vender,
was assessed 50 for obstructing the street.
An Authenticated Tramp
got ninety days. John Robinson and Mike
Green got fftoen days for dsorderly conduct
Sam Johnson, bad coon, got thirty days FOL
stealing as much lead as he could lift. lit
| tie coon named Henry Butler was released or
| a charge OF stealing d bicycle"