New-York tribune., 1884-11-25

THE TALK OF THE DAY.

The Chicago Times says that the yicePresdency Is
zero quantity far power is concerned, and thas
| Mr.. Hendricks will exactly fill the bill
Not long hotel proprietor called into HIS private
suit regarding private dinner to be given ~ the hotel
subsequent evening The menu was partially arranged
US call Ia Tbanatopss" said the steward, who had
heard of but knew nothing of the word Ihanatopsisr
ard, he some big French General In tne Reyoll.
ton" YES" chimed in the equally Ignorant chef zat
the menu was printed "sweetbreads la TbanatOpsls"
To any possibly ignorant as the troit may be added
| that Ihanatopss II compound Greek work meaning
cieac of deah or some translate II, REFLECTIONS on
death !-lIiotel Mail.
The Canadians talk OF taking part in the New-orean1
| Exposition
Mr.. Frank p. Pease, OF Buffalo, wants to have the
ladies Of this city get up authors carnival under hs
direction In order to raise enough money to finish the
| Bartholdl Statue pedestal
The Memphis Aralanche tells Mr. Cleveland that II hs
passes over mon like Thurman aud Pendleton and takes
| mp fellow like Mclean or a brilliant ass" like
Hoady, he might well shut up shop. The Aratqnehs
means WELL doubtless but It shouldn't speak tat
| way in meeting. Perhaps Mr.. Ceveland will have to
take up Mr. Mclean and then, Of course 1t would have
to retract its present statement.
The Prince Of Wales IA Colonel of no less than sixteen
regiments and yet NJ thinks Of snppng him on the
| shoulder and saying Howdye, kennL"-tiartfori
| Post.
day and delivered himself follows: "More than ons
hundred thousand dollars annually thru away Ia
the vain efOr 10 educate the negro which Il virtually
and absolutely That much thrown away, the " u
pnt IN rithole tossed IN the fiter This should
be lorped on ana et the socaled cry of ontirge from
the world eome when II wUnl fot the fouble aud eoss
" pihratne the nesft afsef eighteen years trial was
mseaBe failure, and kn5wh Us be s6 bs ~ the wofa"
fhiaephis has ist ,tise ihe aift W Rew afinhaS
nnrt,ih lhis = sai hnt wy ate eetirtleh ~ Miitts
lhs,en ffet r.ess
fks Asssfs fS,rs 5s,FHsi aiyesales the eea,
ilnNAilen W hepaR-a ave., t4As bFaaes, santhWsa
aeag ihe baiis et theFaa ana iiea beaeA
thrpngh AshuTf Park, Ocean ufeye, heeaa tssk,
keT tast, Ocean Beaeh, spFins Lake aad enhins ~
Sea drt. This would maAe one VI tho sfaniesl oceaa
pouleya Ia tho worid,
When the Democrats get central there will he stas
Route rings to be prosecuted s, as there are now ua
der Republican rule; there wiz be railroad rings, aug
now there Will be individuals who will not be dead
be poca on department clerks ohs
officers just now exist and high officials VIII leave
their dulles to work for party navy yards viii be.
come busy at elec ion times aud all the little tricks and
petty dishonesty OF wegreased party machinery WIZ no
put in force, Just the they are now.-lreIas
sItings.
The total valuation OF Texas Is now S5s3OO0,OO0.
against S3l 900 four years ago. The increase IN
population has kept up with the increase In wealth. and
the Immigration into the State is still very great.
good story is told OF country storekecper In small
village In Pennsylvania. For twenty-five years he voted
the ticket and the only other groceryman IL
the place voted the Republican ticket The latter has
been postmaster for many yeaf much to the discomfort
OF the Democrat It drew trade from his store IhS
year the Democrat determined TO make an effort Tor the
Office and voted the Republican ticket He made vlo-
lent speeches against his former party and lauded ths
Republican candidate for President His neighDors No"
say he having made such mistake anu tney
ieular
Boston man eighteen hats on the election ana
every body who into the house bothers ms WIG
almost TO death by asking her how she likes keeping
boarders.-l burlington Free Press
Mr. ST. John Is reported asserting that he wentin'o
the campaign for principle The principle has the SYM
pahy of every true friend Of temperance the country
The island OF Java is rapidly recovering from the
effects OF the recent volcano
Counterpanes and pillow shams are now made o'
paper.
Said a man who had made himself and thought that no
had turned out pretty good job a" when was poy
so thlrtcd for knowledge that worked all night to BUY
books and then got up before daylight to read them
it's understood that The World will give handsome
chrome TO the man who will tell IL what rhymes witA
Gambling Some one sent In the word 4" donkling the
other day. but the Editor said he wasn't and gave orders
TO haye another quinuple loaded article to be con-
structed for immediate use.
Pittsburg man has published guide book to heavet
with msp ofegibe town lots In New-Jerusaiem ~
probably thinks that after the 4th OF March eAtheso
viii be In great demand by Republicans who are kekeS
out Of office. He will not sell single guide p9ox 70
Democrat They are travelling In that direction
They are going for-the oiices.-tNorristown Herald
In cemetery near Paris epitaph on amonumehs
reads; Here lies Gabrielle, my adcred wife sno w.
an angel Never shall be consoled for her loss. airs
On tho same stone lower down the words. Here ~"
UenrIetta my second wife. She also was an ansoh
this thing becomes known that man won't DO "oo W"
In any angels unawarcs
Wbep the contribution box came back 10 MN e%f's
the clergyman said solemny "Exp.riehve n, aoc1
dear teacher. but the members OF lis lispai.bei IL at
Very trng cost Tho choir Wal sing the vs M ~ orsr
hymn omng the rst. third and fourth yefs,, y, nasr
TO save unnecessary wear on sno o'sA"'
American -, -
,rh,s ,ar the indians OF the Cpur dAlene cgion s
,ho ony ones who have made anything ihs'e".
.houlierng u pick they have gone to the axe s % =.
catching hull trout by the thousand, which Tue! W."
the pale faces who are not busted
The able editor OF The Albany Argus rcsrcct'a", ,r.
yised to 0ln theatrical combination. IN ouc' Meet
duce shakrspeares Julius trsar c,,s WI" M"KelwN
Cani how eplepd.Jly that name would iooA y" Wv
bsD In tho following part,, ,. r.vs,ycd, Revsnesl
Abont-soh, .-irc.-kW. W.-slay. Lot nov W.
Ne fairly ache 10 see Mr. McKelway ramp,Sr Snrsio ESs
the stagc In tho part Of the second Cisisen-s""""
pivss. A
,..,,.oso,. ,,,.rchausc Of compliments h going NJ
beween oscoe Conklng and Theodore nS a'ntncal
onang eaea the yonnScr ,bsn trass aud hs,
was m" hot noase tool Of pothcass sn,sisn u
R"osovclt rriois by describing ne % sao' h says
The poaer pssSsa % end and talk more ins.isd 1SS TS
SENSE than any other man ~ sA~''''
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