Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1884-04-19
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1hitle' \, tbhel. the cntcfpHsing millinery
house. will have their second spring and summer
millinery opening on Tuesday, Wednesday.
and Thursday OF next week.
The Music OF The Future Promissory notes.
Sin AWAY, begins with pleasure and ends
with bitterness. Il IS like colt. which the
little boy said was very tame in front. and very
wild behind.
was not sware that YOU knew him. ("
said Tom Smith to an Irish friend the other
lay "Knew him exclaimed he. in a tone
hat comprehendei the knowledge Of more
Than one lifetime, 81 knew him soAen his
father auI . h5r -
Now, then, stupid, what's the next word
What comes after cheese 2" Dull boy "a
mouse, sir But more than mice come amer
cheese in lIonomlu. There is sort kept by
one Of our local r,occrymcn which is so de.
licious that that words fnl adequately to
describe it,
Doctor y. Is as bal hunter as he is ply.
,ician, hut This docs not prevent him regularly
As the hunting season comes round from spend
ing a fortnight in the fields with his dog and
gun, "And that's the only period Of the year
when he dosen'i Hill anything, said one Of
his colleagues, kindly.
come from wamanai5 and my name Is Sugar lake.
And though modest gentleman ihinl I've earned the
For Tie dne't Of washed sugar is Of wsimau,lo
make.
IN, good ola house Of iaetfed are agent. 10, the ame
Md Il you chance to buy sonic just mention please,
For Wamanalo sugar ash ,plfsoi sugar. don' forget
My word fjr it you'll term It "hts mat sugar JeL"
"What is the difference hctwccn the new
electric light aud fool 2-Onc is simply
marvellous. and the other is maryelousy
simple" But even more marvellous is the
simple fact that bargains forboys' clothing were
never cqualled before in Honolulu. Castlc
& Cooke have done the business, having Just
imported, direct from Paris, the finest lot Of
boys suits ever seen here.
When you are taking stroll in the dark,
dense forest, OF amid the mountains lofty
crags and fortresscs, and hear deep bass
voice waking the echoes with its resonance do
not be alarmed lis moi bandit bold, nor
a Communisic leader drilling his forces, nor
yet an escaped lunatic, nor even member OF
the legislature preparing speech; but only the
old man of the woods warning all persons to
go to G.. w. Maciarlane & Co., and buy one
Of their lovely and scryiceable carpet rugs.
He came into the office wearing bitter
smile that was several sizes too large aud an
exceedingly ilI.itting brow Of gloom. ill.adjus
ted over baeful eye that glittered ominousy
We are going to the dogs, sir, going 10 the
dogs and hetold grewsome tale. Z" want
you TO handle it without gloves, sir, without
gloves in your inimitable style" The editor
thanked him for the compliment but said he
never handled a subject so wicked as that with
out gloves, because it was more economical 10
buy them at ]. T. Warehouses; No 10 store
where there are now in stock gloves for ladies
and gentlemen, for young and old, OF dressed
and undressed kid, Swede, Bernhardt and
nearly all other styles.
scientific journal that donkey can't bray
without raising his tall and that this may be
prevented by tying weight to it. Being Of
an investigating turn OF mind, he attached
crowbar TO the animals tail, and, before he
had chance TO await developments, something
flew up and struck him behind the ear. and
then both man and the mule prayed. The
store keeper braye6 the louder, and afterwards
said that il he had been in Honolulu buying
some of,hat extraordinary cheap salmon Brewer
Co. have for sale, instead Of fooling around
after scientific accomplishments tina, have no
practical bearing upon the stern realities Of life,
he would have been better off, lie is hereby
reminded That e" II is never too late to mend,
and that Brewer & Co have still little Of that
salmon left.