The Penn's Grove record., 1884-03-15
COMIC.


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COMIC.
1 poet hath remarked hat call paths
lead to the grave" lie undoubtedly
referred 10 allopaths, and ~homopa.us
and hylropaths, and the rest Of tl-
NJ. D. Paths.
No other medicine has won FOE itself
such universal appreciation in its W
city, state, and country, and among
all people, as Ayers Sarsaparfla. 1t
is the best combination of vegetable
blood purifiers, with the Iodide Of Po-
tassium oud Iron, ever offered to The
public.
"Whcre shall We find our teachers
asks an educational exchange. Wei,
many of u sweet girl teachers, may
be found sitting on sofas wi j nice
young men, any time after-eight
O'Clock p. NIX.
FuE AND CAEDY.-It is impossible 20
have moro fun these long evenings 'hah
by making candy at home. You can
learn how to make every KIND OF Inc
candy sold at the oes1 cohiecuo"el9
stor. in the cities, from that valuable
book "H0w TO MAKE CANDY" No
home can afford 70 lie without it.. Sent
post paid for 30 cts i'm Il or two cent
- Al3r,.
,r.r uo,-srWrFr Rochester. y i.
lIL&4thmmay.
~, s,,,so il, 4Le ritv
- -ou,.,,4 of,f f,asb from
x, VT, go o.. if Mr.
az e.. .. Tho
- ao..r,.1 a,5 ,of,r,od
faa. n,.n3.u+s i,ta, .plsasa ma2lm
7 don't Lp,v. T cunIlr.t see. but
what did yea say2' Il didn't say any
thing. ! looked at Mr.. Scott-he had
boots on =,
ZEN LENT POETRY
The o,esti ion was whether
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y We" "
Would give me a cold TIA would
stick. stick. stick.
~ an ~ Rood
I"' 'e ''' ~ ="
For at ten cents d Iea"
prazibop ltalm tures rs quick. quick,
quick.
,a.;lo ,oo;,s+ oroo,con-
II ~ WISE 10 pf"'i"E- "5"i''',
cies that are liable to ARISE ID every
family, a cold max be a dangerous
+hi,r ornnt danAndiur unnn II means
a. ! ~
at manu- 10 euipS''' H. !"
tackS or c0td7 GROUP "S''lti"' ot0''
aver 5 Nl'en! i''c'ol"' WIZ 4i0'0
quickest n most effective cure ana
your best friend.
Cr,rD
Liver AMI h'pNN'
Woodbury., n. D. July 10, 81.
Dear Sir; During last winter ana l"r
long time previous, was a great snIier
or from liver and kidney diseases attend
ant with swellmgs IN my oaeH' coiSi'Pa
ton, extreme debllty' LaHSnot anu at
times entire proStra'ion. | ti'e" InSa.
clanS presctiliioi,S anu W. , rI,.T' and hs%
- 70 dasn,ir Of recovery. when
oiiI" onn,niotn and lam now thoroughly
sound and healthy.
ALBERT Z.
Geo andrews, ,overseer of the Low
ell Carpet CerpO alton, was for over
twenty years, before nus rehloFal 10
L0weH, aitlctra "ltl say ',e0,t ~ 10
WORST loInl. 10. Half No snrf,re Of
=. 80 nn1 limbs He WAS entirely
n,rad lv Ayers Sprslparilla. See GER
tifcate in Ayers Almanac for lSS3.
vrrr Ions tie trai II RIM so much fas-
TOO tL,n yestrrday?'1 Asked a paSsei-
Ger on a branch of the Wabash railroad
of the conductor. I'VE are III Missouri
to day, was the lePly' az" we "."'Ie
gel ont 0 'i''' s'"'' 20 ''
A clear head IS indicative tl 9oob
health and regular i""lIo' "noi .nS
body leeiS ie4NS an" 49, CatL3r-
li'iln I'm TTio,f1I Nv assist Ia a 10
on,arr of nhysiral buoyancy and men
tai yiaor. The c%enstipatcd should Use
t EN-.
The western railroad oommlS'lohers nave
Ssned an edlct limiting the "ei3h' oi 'l"se'-
ing men 5 trunks 10 zoo Po'h'l' e"ci' "i'e'
March list Ihey say mat inc he''S tr'nN'
now IN use break down 'heff eh'pioE's anu
ram then health ny o'ef-S'r'lAn8 III h'1",
Ing them AT the eSofolp'h' f"'e9 emu oe"
ON excess baggage 1t "oul" appear 'i"' Tue
companies might employ ioioe s"lhe'oN' 10
handle tAelr BUSINESS Inc 't''eln8 men
Will OF necessity DC co'hPeIe" 10 carry inc
same amount OF baggage ahd "nuer the ne"
order OF things iaSe"d Sl i'Elhs one OF TWO
very heavy TRUNKS there WEI De " nan oo@en
not very hight ones ana the time consume"
by moving them, and the space occupied III
IL. p.rworr a lw - FT,RrEN-n1 hummer