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McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
THE FAMILY DOCTOR.

WATER standing for night in a close
or crowded room absorbs the impure air,
and becomes very unwholesome and
positively injurious to health. Be care
full not to use water which has stood in a
lead pipe.
The following is said to be cure for
hoarseness A piece of flannel, dipped
In brandy and applied to the chest, and
covered with dry flannel, is to be worn
at night. Four or six small onions boiled
and put ON buttered toast and eaten for
supper are likewise good for cold in the
chest.
DIET FOR CoNsUMPTIvE.-The diet
of aconsumptive, says writer in an
English medical paper, should be simple
and nutritious. Very strict rules as to
special articles are uncalled for, unless
the stomach should have exhibited signs
of imperfect power. Meat should be
taken once or twice day, with a good
allowance of fat. Fish is nutritious,
especially oysters. Milk is very nourish-
ing, and two or three pints may be taken
In the course of the day.
TAKE SEAsoNABLE REsT.-Dr. Hall
says the best medicine in the world,
more efficient than all the potions of
the materia medica, are warmth, rest,
cleanliness and pure air. Some persons
make it virtue to brave disease, to
"keep up" as long as they can move a
foot or wlggle finger, and it sometimes
succeeds, but in others the powers of
life are thereby SO completely exhausted
that the system has lost all ability to re-
cuperate, and slow and typhoid fever
sets in and carries the patient to pre-
mature grave. Whenever walking or
work is an effort, warm bed and cool
room are the very first indispensables to
a sure and speedy recovery. Instinct
leads all beasts and birds to quietude
and rest the very moment disease or
wounds assail the system.
TOBACCO MEDICNE.-It may be pos
sible, writes DR.. j. II. Hanaford, that
there are a few persons who, after no
little effort, almost convince themselves
that tobacco-yes, that vilest of weeds
is really useful In some mysterious way
in the removal of some forms of disease.
And yet I never have known an instance
in which the cure was effected, nor do I
believe that cure of any disease was
ever effected by this so-called medicine.
1t is unlike other medicines though it
may be useful in killing vermin on
calves, etc., if used with great care that
the poison may not come In contact with
the skin-since it takes lifetime to eff
feet the cure, the victims never ceasing
its use, for, as they assure us, the dis
ease Immediately returns if the medi-
cine is discontinued for single day.
This fact is evidence that no cure is
really effected-simpIy substitute for
palliative. Indeed, it is quite certain
that but few of these victims of an i'm
aginary disease, it may be, would be
willing to be cured in any sensible way,
SO servile is the power Of this magic
weed. It is rare that we find the same,
or any, patients willing to adopt the
use of any other medicine with the con-
dition that it must be taken till death
with no real cure. Would such recon-
mend the same medicine for the wife,
the daughter, or even q valuable horse
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
Doubtful Commitment.

A young minister and his wife visited
the congregation where his father was
previously the pastor. He preached on
the Sabbath, and after service one of
the venerable elders, speaking with the
Young minister's wife, said: "Your
husband preached from the same text
that his father had the last time he was
IN that pulpit. " "Indeed p replied the
lady, Il hope it was not the same SER
moll, too" sob, no, said the good
.ider, "his father was dreadful smart
nan"
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
At DAWN.

xaxly this morning. waking,
heard the ssnd-pipsr's call,
And the sea on the shore was breaking
With . dreamy rise and fall
Tho dawn that was softly blushing
Touched cloud and wave with rose,
And the sails In the west were flushing;
No breeze stirred their repose.
What tone In the waters falling
Had reached me while dreained7
What sound In the wild birds calling
Like heavenly greeting seemedf
What meant the delicate splendor
That frightened the conscious morn
With q radiance fresh and tender,
Growing the day new born2
Al natures musicsl voices
Whispered, "Awake and see
Awakei for the day rejoices"
What news had the morn for met
Then remembered the blessing
30 sweet, o friend, 30 near!
The Joy beyond all expressing
To-day you would be herei
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

When you visit or leave New York City,
via Central depot, save Baggage Expresaage
and So Carriage Hire. and stop at the Grand
Union Hotel, opposite the depot. Six
hundred elegant rooms fitted up At = cost Of
one million dollars; 81 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant sup.
piled with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad TO all depots. Families
can live better for less money at the Grand
Union Hotel than ut any other frst.cla
hotel In the city.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

THE hoof of a trotting horse comes
to the ground SO nearly flat that no in
strument exists fine enough to discover
whether the fore or the hind part
touches the turf first. It is believed
that they strike at precisely the same
mOnonf
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

If writing upon glazed paper is done
with q solution of three parts of good jet
black ink and one of gelatine, several
good copies can be obtained without the
aid of a press.
A MODERN philosopher says that men
do not go to pantry to buy pants.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

A Kansas shoemaker stopped work
and began to spend his money freely
He was on that account arrested on
suspicion of having robbed q stage
coach. Then he had to confess that he
was heir to an Eng .ish quarter of mil
linn
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
"Delays Are Dangerous. {"

If you are pale, emaciated, have a
hacking cough, with night sweats, spit.
ting Of blood and shortness of breath,
you have no time to lose. Do not hes
itate too long-'till you are past cure {;
for, taken in its early stages, consump-
ton can be cured by the use of DR..
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery"
as thousands can testify. By druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
Junior Vice Commander.

Mr.. A. G. Afford, Junior Vice De-
partment Commander of Md, G. A. R.,
Baltimore, Md, writes: 81 have kept
st. Jacobs Oil by me, and always found
it ready remedy for pains, aches and
bruises. When suffering terribly few
weeks since with an liberated tooth,
could not get any rest, and I applied it.
/ was instantly relieved, and my suffer
ing ceased from that time"
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

'sMens sana in corpore sano:' ga sound
mind In o sound body' Is tie trade mark of
Aliens Brain Food, and we assure our
readers that, II dissatisfied with either
weakness OF Brain or Bodily powers, this
remedy will permanently strengthen both.
Sat druggists. or by mail from j. II.
Allen, 3l5 First Ave. New York City.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Able Renard, after examination, de-
cides that the dust found in the snow of
Ben Nevis, Scotland, contains too much
organic matter to be OF cosmic origin.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

A gentleman from Orwell, Pa, called
edy for Catarrh. Hay Fever, etc He was
SO earnest in assertingi 1t to be positive cure
(himself having been cured BY it) that
purchased stock. The b slm has already
effected cures.-P. F. HYATT, NJ. D.. Bor-
dentoWn. N J.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Col. THOMAS A. SCOTT, of Philadel-
i'hia, has contributed $1,000 toward
,niltling an Episcopal church at Clifton,
D.,
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

OF the native population of Texas, SO per
cent Is of southern and per cent Is Of
northern extraction.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

An Indian killed and robbed Chinese
merchant at Duckwater, Nye county, New,
last week
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Aliens Irou Tonic Bitters cure sNeuralQia
permanently. All une hear the signature of
F. Allen, Druggist st. Paul, Mrn.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

The monthly shipment of borax from
BellevilIe, Cal, will average seventy
five tons.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Fourteen foreign governments have
secured space in the New Orleans ex-
nOsitIOn
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

A quarantine hospital Is to be built at
Victoria, British Columbia.
Solid men admire the beautiful, and this
accounts in some measure for the thousands
upon thousands of bottles of Carboline, the
deodorized petroleum hair renewer and
dressing, which have been sold yearly since
its invention by Messrs. Kennedy g. Co., Of
Pittsburg, Pa.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

20 Dt
started at the City OF Mexico.
Advocates of prohlblUlon need have no
fears of "PRICKLY ASH BITTERS'' as it is
medicine, ami by reason Of It's cathartic
properties cannot be used as bever age. 1t
is manufactured from the purest materials,
and acts directly on the Liver, Kidneys,
Stomach and Bowels. As blood purifier
it has no equal. 1t is pleasant to the taste
aud Elective in action.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Restless, fretfui, crying culldr-n are suf-
fe1Ing and need for their relief DIR. WINCH.
ELLIS TEETHING SYRUP, which is use.
full not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups. sore
throat, collie and cramps of older children.
and should always be kept in every house
for emergencies. Only Is cts. Sold by all
druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

The man WAC called another dog, apol
ogized by saying he did not do it purp
ously
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

"Rough on Itch" cures humors, erup'ions. ring
worn, letter, ga Iheum. frosted feet, chiIblnins
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Mexican policeman 60 barefoot. You can't
awaken Il Mexican officer by tickling his
foot,
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

During the season for mosquitoes and
other singing insects, and of poisoned
plants, if your skin is impure, bite will
swell and tester unless you apply PapillOn
Skin Cure. A single application will neu-
traliZs the poison
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

| or ouSh on Rnt-.'- Tears ont rats, mice. flies
| reaches, bedbugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. 15c.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

81 do business on large scale,' said
the public weigher, "but don't give it a
Weigh,''
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Bicyclers prefer their iron horse to the
living steed. They take them for wheel OF
woe.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

The son of G. P. Colo, of darlington,
Crawford county, Kan, has been badly
crippled from white swelling of the knee
joint. He is now at Drs. Dickerson &
Stark's Surgical Institute, of Kansas City,
and is ranidIY imnroYino
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

| ssRough on Corns.'-l5c. Ask fori il. Complete
cure, hard or soft corus. warIs, bunioIs
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

CAKE PUDDING Butter the size of
an egg, one cup of sugar, one of sweet
milk, one egg, one teaspoonful OF
cream-tartar. half teaspoonful of soda,
ne pint of flour, fruit.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Before Josqdin Miller cut his hair, hi
wore it carefully fixed up with hair. pins.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Those persons who do not need Iron, but
who are troubled with Nervousness and
Dyspepsia, will find in Carter's Little
NERVE Pills most desirable article. They
are mostly used in combination With Car
ter's Little Liver Pills, and in this way often
exert most magical effect. Take just one
pill of each kind Immediately after eating
Dyspepsia. In walls at % cents. Sold by
druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

It's purpose Is solely for the legitimate healing o.
It claims to do of ladies can gladly testify
It will cure entirely all Ovarian troubles, Infanma,
ton and liberation, Falling and Displacements, and
consequent Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly
adapted to the change of life. . -. 49,.
Itremoves Faintness Flatuency, destroys all craving
It cures Bloatng, Headaches, Nervous Prostration,
General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and lnd
gestion That feeling bearing down, causing pain,
and backache is always permanently cured BY ts use
. Send stamp Lynn, Mass for pamphlet Letters OF
inquiry conddentiay answered For sale at drnGgtsfs
1 = d d . 4 4 y 4 Il = = y
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Insect stinys, pant pols Oning and poison.
ed wounds, Papillon Skin Cure will relieve
and cure, at once.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
Watch the Children's Feet.

Public speakers and singers use Piso's Cure fol
hoarseness and weak3ungs.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

In New York city last year AS fremen
were on duty ut fires.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Sprains, bruises, stiff joints, burns.
scaids, and heumatism are relieved by
Unc'e Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment.
sold by Druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
ssWoman and Her D,seases,

is the title of an illustrated treatise (96
pages) sent, postpaid, for three letter
stamps. Address Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

It is the careful proof reader, proud of
his punctuation. who "points with pride. -
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Since the dog-drowning season opened
in New York L. 35 CANNES have breathed
their last
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
Bnrbed Wlr

Barbed Wire.
If you have barbed wire fences, keep Veterinary
Carbolisare in your stnb'eI. 1t i tho best remedy
for wounds of all kinds. Soc ard slOO at drug
gisrs by mail. J. w. COLE & CO., Black River
E,l IL iS
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

The feeble grow
strong when Hostel
ter's Stomach Bit
tiers Is used To pro-
mote assimilation OF
the food and enrich
the blood. Indiges-
ton. the chief Obsta-
Gle to nn acquisi-
ton of strength by
the weak. II an all
mcnt which infalli-
bly, succumbs 10 the
action OF this peer
less corrective. Loss
of flesh and appe-
lite, failure to sleep.
and growing evil
dcncc of premature
decay are speedily
cOuntcractcd by the
great invigorant,
which braces up the
physical energies
and fOriifics the
constitution against
disease. For sale by
all Druggists and
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

A farmers wealth depends on the con-
dition of his stock. When scraggy and fee
Die they are especially liable to distenpers,
fevers, colds, and all diseases which de-
stroy animals. Thousands Of dollars are
saved annually by that valuable old stand
nv. UNCLE SANS CONDITION POW
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Worms cause peevishuess, fevers, convul.
sions and frequently death. A pleasant.
safe and certain remedy ia DR. JAQUE'S
GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

SeHStDIe SnOtulaRer VIII HeVer OHgnU uI~
milkman by presenting him with pair OF
pumps.
Save $500 Per Day.
When you visit Omaha and wish to stop at a
good hotel, go to the Metropolitan, corner
Twelfth and Duglas streets. There you can
get the same accommodations at 50 90 per day
as at any of the first-class houses that charge
$500. The Metropolitan is famous for its
first-clasS tables, its cd beds, its cleanliness
and low prices. This is the hotel that accom-
mOdated one hundred more guests than any
other house during the State Fair last fall,
and without any extra charge because of a
rush. 1t is the only $500 PER DAY HOTEL
CENTRALLY LOCATED.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

The total deposits IN TIE New f0rk saw
ings banks amount to $43l, 100000.
A CARD To all who are suffering from err
rors and indiscreton of youth, nervous
weakness. early decay, loss of manhood. &C..
1 will send a recipe that will cure you, FREE
OF CHARGE. This great remedy was dis
covered by a missionary in South America.
Send self-addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH
Z. INMAN, Station ID, New York.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

New York gamekeepers have caught q
yacht fishing near Buff 40 with dynamite.
ssRuchu- PA Iba. Quick, complete cure, all
anAO, ing Kidney and Urinary ID seases 81.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

| Headache, constipation, liver complaint,
biliousuess are cured by that mild, cleansing
remedy which never produces pain, ELL
| ERr'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only
| 81 It's S0d nv lruggiStS
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07
Wyman Commercial College, Omaha.

Wyman Commercial College, Omaha.
This institution has an able corps of
Instructors and furnishes its patrons an
tx client preparation tor business.
Full particulars rs to the course of in
struction can be obtained by sending
to the president, Mr.. A. L. Wyman, q
postal requesting a copy of the cata-
lOugue
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

Wisconsin's countless spring lakes are
frequented by guests from as far south as
New Orleans
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

An economical man viii keep the leather
of his harness soft and piiable. which pre-
serves it from cracking or ripping. He al.
wsys uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Soi,1 by all Harness Makers.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-08-07

One. third of all VINO die In active middle
life are carried off by consumption. The
most frequen. cause is NEGLECTED cold,
cough, hoarseness, bronchial trouble or
astbma. all, of which NAV be permanently
cured by Ebert EXTRACT OF TAR
AND WILD CHERRY. Sold BY all drug.
| gistS
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-12-12

place before. The Piumed Knight feH
lsfcre mciciless fusillode from the
rsmocrc.ic and Idcpesdent pres. and
ws buried beneath the soughing pine.
but ere hts ICY grasp upon the bann = re-
laxed u Was ierked up by senator Hoin'
and was kissed by the breczes Of Nass'eau.
sets. iioAR went down, aad another ah'
another seized Il to meet SIMILAR fs'e' n''
~ We thought thai even the ias. OF .us
coisi-euard had turned hi. toes 20 the "'''
Sos. But we were mistaken. There w"
ono more Ief. Hts namc Is Boxer. ana hc's
pfesidcns of the Union League. Here ha
sample Of his valor and devotion as en-
lalmed in his annual report
svlplcs welLautheniicsfed tac's are 70
10 a,Smjssed with a sheer. we stinn touN
n diseraccd people, living, waking mc'
- ,vc mas o,,crade m the garb Of rcpub'ie'
ouA,o TIE nations ~ the earth. fre' gov
ernmen,l The phrase IL q delusion when
practically applied TO facts In the southern
states"
What spectacle, Yet President 10
yyR's devotion awaited him nothing. His
iste IVES wor.c thsn that Of any OF the rest
Of the stubborn little band. Sad TO relate.
he DID not Ike o soldier fall. but was igno'
mniously impaIcd on the gray coose-quih
OF Colonel ALEX. MCCLURE, OF the Phila-
delphia Times. Look;
"Tberc Is no law to binder President
Boxer from believing or expressing such
WORKOUT campaign inventions II he does
il On his own private account: but the
Union LEAGUE merits better treatment n
his hands when ne assumes TO speak Tor "
In his Official rapacity. Such statement
discounts the intelligence OF the generally
wel-informed member OF the league. ana
considera'e and fairminded citizens of all
parties can excuse II only OF the charitable
ground Of Political dotage."
II. perchancc. there are any more OF this
coIor.guaId. we move that they be par
doned. As their powder Is wet they can
do 10 harm. and the butchcry INDUCED In
by the Independent press especially is be-
coming monotonous.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-12-12
4 TAIE or TIE TOMB.
A ysuus Lady Dies and - Buried en' "
ttesuseftntrd,


A Grcst Harrington (Msss) telegram
sa,s. Errcmont township Il grcitiy ex-
c,,cd ov,ribe strange report which has pre-
yaIh a there for the past three days. In
1870 Mia E.tellc Newman, aged about
tbiry wears, OF mn old. Influential. ana nj
ore time wesl.hy family, after long
sickness with nervous spinal compliant
10 all appearances died. The finern'
held nj the local Methodist church
OF which she was devoted member ann the
oreanis., was largely attended. The ds-
ceased maiden was laid out with all the
fnery which wealth could bestow. A wid-
owed mother and n sister. with miny
friends. followed her 10 the little cemetery
near the outskirts Of the village, where she
WAS laid beside her father. Herrick New
man. who had died some years before.
MEDICAL STUDENT AFPg.Rs.
AT the time OF Estelle's supposed death
end burial Young mcdical student named
Worth III, Wright was home from the Al
bany Medical College. This DR.. Wright
graduated in wear or 20 and began prar-
ticjng medicine, but he was addicted 10 in
temp rance, and one night at Newiowo,
Conn. fell into The hands OF r0ulhs ana
was murdered. IL IL now asserted thit
Wallace Wright. brother OF DIR. Wright.
saws that The night Miss Newman WAS bu-
ricd. in company with bis brother aud to
other medical students, they proceeded 70
tie cemetery and exhumed Miss Newman's
body, filing the grave carefully. as before.
RECALLED TO LIFE.
The remains were placed in sack and
with good care conveyed 10 tie Albany
d,ssccting-rOom, where. 70 the horror and
surprise OF al. the lady, with whom DIR.
Wright had for years been well acquaint.
ed, wa. found TO he alive. and in brief
leriod came out OF her trance. She was
nssne before the trance, and so she con-
tirued. Being tenderly nursed, she so ilr
recovered thst she was taken to some
n.ane asylum Of Schoharle county.
n. Y, where she IL vet alive. She
frequently speaks OF DR.. Wright. now de-
ceased. In support Of this strInge story,
co,i.in OF Miss Newman said to day that
gentlemen OF Hindsdal', OF good stlnding
In the community. stated no longer ago
than Monday that the brother OF the docior
Informed him that the statement i true,
and that Worth Wright so Informed him.
The relatives Of Miss Newman appelr lOIth
10 iDyt Stigate. The informant further
states that uniess her rfliives take action
soon the authorities will he applied to for
permission 10 open the grave. which viii
setlle the question whether Mss NewmIn
is alive or not.