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The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Arthur. Coats and Conlllnsf Trousers.

Mr.. Arthur has the honor OF patron.
i,Ing tho tailor Of his ideal In dress.
Mr.. ConklIng. ! askel this tailor the
other day what kind Of u customer the
President was, "Ihc best one on my
list" he answere'. enthusiastically.
He has q figure that Is almost per-
I ct from tn lor's stu ldpoint. he
Is we'l.roundcd. perfectly developed
l'and always moves, stands and sils 10
almost the same position. i mean that
his sh uldcrs do not drop over nc one
time, square themselves nj inc NEXT
and 60 up and down mt Int rivals. lie
stands easily and naturally on his
heels. and his waist.li n, we call u,
Il we'll defined. iii. clothes lit with
out n wrinkle when he iirst puts them
ON. and he is never irritable or unrea
nable. imagine he Is rather fond ID
dress. for he wears more clothes than
any OF or customer that VIC ayc.
He has a particular fondncss foI
five button cutaway coats OF am da X
ma er.al. They arc made TO lit very
snuyly in the ba K. and his 81 ewes are
reasonably tight They certainly s ow
his figure OF to better advantage than q
frock coat. In the matter Of trousers
he is particular. They must DO cut in
the mi .i,ary style more than anything
else. They lit quite tastcfu:ly, but are
cut straight up and down. like The
trousers Of the officers ut Wet Point "
"And a out Mr.. COnkling"
"Hc diile.s greatly from Presided,
Arthur. He has ali sorts Of special
IDEAS about his cloth and insists on
our carrying them on, to The let er. lie
really 10 IS half the points o. his figure
In his notions in regard to clothes. Hut
80 eminent man. and so agreeable al
gentleman, has the right TO have his
own wa. The u. per part of Conk-
llng's igure is that Of an Adonis; lie
Is a great boyer and athlete you knaw
and his shoulders a'e sIua'c and mus.
cular. His waist is small and his ack
well turned. A rock coat Is the most
b, coming one for him t. wear. In the
matter Of trousers. le Is quite unman'
ageablc. lie wears the mo I eNtraordi'
nary bags W. cvcs made. He has an
idea that his legs are too long In pro-
portion Ia his body, and insists upon
having his trousers made three or four
times 100 short ut the tops % the legs
for him. so,s To Offset tbs alleged de-
feet. In point II fact is well.madc
man throughout, but you can't make
h m believe i,."-M j. Cor. albany
yOurHul
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
A Rare Chance.

Miss Parvenuc-"Oh. mar. There 10
SIGH chance TO get nice bargains now,
and everything will DO sure to DO In
style"
Mrs. P.-"Wots the use huckstcrin'
around fer bargainsp We've got lots o.
money-dead loads Of L."
Miss P.-"Oh! I don't mean at the
stores. You know tho Wentworths
that live In that there splendid old man.
sion on Blank avenue?"
Mrs. P.-"Yes, the stuck-up things
think themselves better nor other peo-
pie what's got moro money than they
ever saw. They are blue blooders, and
talk n good deal about family and SIGH
things, don't they?"
Miss P.--"Yes. them's the folks.
Well, old man Wentworth has failed,
completely busted. and everything they
have Is to be sold by tho Sheriff. Let's
CO."
Mrs. P.-"My gracious! but that's
luck. Wen go thcra and buy their
Observation-Disclosures Cal.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Pauperlzing Cattle.

One of the religious papers. dealing
with the subject Of mission work In the
Western States and Territories, draws
an Illustration from the experience OF
men who know all about cattle: In
New Mexico. Colorado and Wyoming
Territory, aud all along those lines OF
longitude. millions Of cattle subsist
through all the winter seasons on the
native grass without being fed. The
cattle kings Of Wyoming told me when
was laboring there that, from the Sc
verify Of some Of their winters, they lost
from three To five per cent. OF their cat
tie. asked why they did not keep y
supply OF hay 10 hell the Scaklings
through. "Givc them hay and they quit
work. and their example tends Ia dcmor-
alizc the hcrl-cheaper to let them Tile. J"
A friend of mine in Nevada, who had n
stock ranch, told me once, in the Sc
verify of 4 hard winter, he bought a
stack of hay to tide his weakly cattle
through cold snap. His supply Of hay
was not at all adequate to the length OF
the winter season. but would sustain
life I'll the snow should pass away and
allow the cattle access to the grass; but.
To his great disappointment, all the cat
tie admitted to the hay.stack lay down
by il rs soon rs they filled themselves
Then when hunger returned they would
walk to the watcr-trough and drink. and
return to the liay-stack and eat. Thus
they spent their days till the hay was
all dcyourcd, and there, one by one.
they lay down and died.
The next winter was discovery severe,
and my friend saw that he was likely
again TO lose large number Of cattle.
but, having learned n lesson OF wisdom
on the distribution Of charity. he de-
tcrmincd to adopt different methods;
so he procured u supply OF hay. but
kept Il entirely out Of sight OF the herd.
and during the very severe weather. he
had each cowboy sling two bundles
Of hay across his shoulder, and have
them hang down fore and aft OF his
body, so rs 10 attract the attention OF
the cattle, and pass quietly among
them rs they were scattered widely
over the plains, and when they found
one in u starving condition. just to lay
down little hay and pass on. In that
way no did not paupcrize, but he did
vilalizc and keep his needy cattle to
work on the line of sclf.support. He
did not lose one that winter.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Women and Umbrclla,.

IOng-continucd observation has con.
yinced us that the welfare Of society do.
mands immediate consideration OF tho
question as to whether women should
DO allowed TO carry umbrellas. 1t may
be urged in defense OF continuing tho
privilege that In hCfuse IL would be in
violation of tho inalicnable right of the
pursuit Of happiness. But II woman
gets any happiness out Of knocking of
people hats and gouging out their
eyes, to say nothing Of tangIing up the
points OF the umbrella ribs In the hair
Of other women, she ought 10 be in
duccd either by moral suasion or legal
compulsion to pursue happiness In some
other way. II Is q well.rccognizcd
principle that tho rights Of one person
end where those OF another begin; and
since q woman seems to DO unable To-
keep her umbrella outside Of the corpo.
ratio limits OF other people II Is quite
evident that she ought to be limited In
the exercise Of her right TO carry um.
brellas to the Sahara. the alkali plains,
and the Russian steppcs. II woman
were capable Of being educated in the
proper carrying OF umbrellas there
would be some hope that with the proc.
css OF education and development sho
might learn tn WELD hor present death
dealing weapon above the danger.linc.
But II Is o physical impossibillty. She
Is born that way. She can no moro
carry an umbrella as IL ought 10 DO
carried than she can throw stone with
out those Undesirable gyrations, or
catch ball when she doesn't wear an
apron. Il Is too true, but she must ac-
cept tho consequences Just rs she must
accept the consequence Of being unable
to throw straight, the inevitable conse-
qucnce Of never hitting anything. This
being true, and moral suasion having
failed 10 bring about tho desired end,
nothing remains but to protect The hats,
eyes aud hair Of the community by legal
means. And Il will be seen at once that
this Is q ft subject for constitutional
prohibition. The aim Is to secure a
largo portion OF tho community In the
possession OF their inalionable rights OF
wearing their hats on the tops OF their
heads and keeping their natural eyes
Boston Herald,
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HOME. PlRM AND GARDEN.

A dressing OF nitrate OF soda In
spring acts wonderfully on young
whcat.-M Y. Examiner. i.
To unite broken glass take q small
quantity Of isinglass and dissolve In
spirits OF wine. by the aid OF heat. This
will unite broken glass 10 as to leave
the crack nearly impcrccptlb'e and Is
equal TO the best glass cement sold ut
the stores. -Erchange.
Brown Bottles: Two pounds oil
-four, one pound Of sugar, threo-quar.
tiers of pound of butter, three eggs. a
small cup Of milk. one teaspoontul OF
salcratus; drop In small Jumps on this;
flavor with nutmeg or cinnamon; bake
In quick Oycn.-N y. Times.
A towel folded several times and
dipped In hot water and quickly
wrung, and then applied over the seat
Of the pain in toothachc or neualgia,
will generally afford prompt relief.
Headaches almost always yield TO the
simultaneous application Of hot water
10 the feet aud back Of the neck. Y.
Sun.
is IL a fact tha: brown eggs arc
preferred In market to white ones? II
o-whyp-becausc they look ncater by
showing dirt less? We can remember =
some OF us-spleening against brown
eggs when they first appeared. and u
the fashion has changed Il will probably
change again rs soon as vigilant man
agement chooses TO give its attention 10
white oncs.-M y. Post.
-rall-plowcd land intended for grass,
should be seeded rs early rs may be and
get q good surface. Young grass don
like hot and dry summer weather. The
finish Of the new sward will depend on
how much VIC harrow AMI tramplc the
land. There Ii little fear OF our doing too
much Of that II the soil Is rich. for grass
of the finer sorts In pariicular-likcs q
firm soil. Cleveland Leader.
"A Sure Cure for Bonc.fclon: Take
mint OF common soft soap and stir IN
IL air.slackcd lime until II Is the consist
cncy Of GLACIERS putty. Make a leather
thimble, fill II with this composition.
and insert the finger therein. and change
the composition once in two minutes,
and a circ is certain. This is simple
remedy for n very painful disease and
will be found to be all II claims. -M J..
HcrdM
The seductive rhubarb will soon
make its appearance In our gardens,
and il YOU Ike II well enough To add to
il all the sugar that 1t demands, you
can preserve some Of II for Use ncNt
winter; take il while crisp and perfect
| IL brittle and fresh; steam II 80 rs tn
do away with unnecessary juice; then
when il is tender put IL in a porcelain
kettle with all the sugar you can Afford
To use; Lei, this gradually dissolve. ahd
when hot put il away in cans.-CaiedyC
| journal.
--Gcntlcmcn' collars should he quite
dry before they are starchcd. Dip them
in warm starch and let them dry again
perfectly. They must then be dipped
into cold water, spread out smoothly
ON clean towel AMI rolled up tightly.
II the starch Is properly prepared and
the above rules adhered to. the linen
will have u fine gloss when ironcd. a
little gum.arabic and common scala
added 10 the starch gives extreme stiff
ness ana gloss to collars.-Ihc House
hold.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
THE ANCIENT MNEES STORY.

oh yes. I'm nscd as solid, sir, as most of folks
AZ lc'st the coyote Poverty has ceased to snir
That mine Is worth a million down-,hat is. It
Il today;
what 70 mlsht cost tomorrow, though. I
couldn't exactly say.
Alloy In old Connecticut dream fused
what Il ibccellar OF our house should spring
leak with gold.
Aud frrm there at any time shiuing lump
I've Eot a cellar In this rock that's just tina,
sort o thing.
The sum my father shaved himself for twenty
I've taken out OF tina, there hole in less than
half day.
II could lead him up yon path. I'D make him
Du, hts old labor. hardened hands are mold
ering Ian the East.
Ill pack my mother up this hill. aud open to
Enough 10 give a bcncat to all the poor she
rdpan a hcap o happiness out OF her dear
old face;
hut mothers struck lead OF gold In quite a
didercnt place.
NY girlp Well. maybe this Il soft; but since
the questions put
II wouldn't tell this tn any one except "a ten
dortOOt -
We used To- climb those Eastern hills she was
aCharmiug witch,
And prospect ON wha' we would DO when I
had struck II rich
nut her old father h, d II the heart to let Us
marry poor.
Aud - shook Oh Yankee dus, and took u
Nv trip Il la.ted several years. The old man
gricNcd, no doubt.
sworc never would come back Till could
buy him out.
You don't know what IL is To hunt AMI dig
from DAY To day,
To strike "A vein that almost shows, then
dOdgcs clean away,
You dor Well. yes; but have you starved. and
begged, aud almost died.
With trrasurcs that you couldn't nnd heapcd
upon every sidcS
And then her letters wandered. like; then Ia.
pcTcd % AN end;
j wondered ON II for a while, then wrote n
schOol.boy friend;
Mud Jdst ~ hal struck this mine, and my
old heart beet high,
Where came "A letter up the gulch-,t was my
friends reply:
'Shc's been a.wandcring In her mind; the
other afternoon
She went within the asylum walls, u crazy AS
LOOM
4 rush acr!Ss the barren plains, snailish
railroad ride,
Aud wa. in the asylum, too, akuccliug ut
her side.
I thought she knew me, jus, at first; but soon
she shank away,
Nnd never looked at inc again. whatever /
might say.
She wpulcrs round or crouchcs la a western
window niche,
And says: "My love will come To me when he
has struck II rich"
10 wor,l or look for me. oh. hut the Eastern
hills were Culd.
Aud something sc,mcl To- always say: Go
back ami ioyc your gold
And | came back; ami In this hut my purpose
u to stay
a mi>cr. with his treasure bright already
slowed away.
I'm President. Cashier AMI Board at quite "A
wealthy bunk.
With none except myself tn pleusC-and no
one else to thank;
Hut nothing makes my heart beat last -and
am growing old
With Mt thing Ia love or leave except this
pile oi gold.
Hut Ihav' learned "a thing or two; know as
sure a. fate,
when We lOcx up our lives for wealth. the gold
kcy comes too late.
And that I'm poorer now than through those
happy days Ia which
owned heart. anl did not know that had
struck Il rich!'
LII CdTic,sn, 90 Hirpsr's W,sSly.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Cancer for Fourteen Year.

SPARrASBURG, y. C., March II, esL
have for II years been a sufferer from
a running sore on my face that everybody
called a CANCER. l have used over 50 "
worth Of medicine and found no relief.
About four months ago bought one bottle
of Swift's Specific from DIR. II. T.. Heinitsh,
and sine. have bought five others, have
taken T., and they have CURED NE sound
and well! Ny face IL AZ free from sore
as any body's, and my health Is perfectly
restored. / feel like forty years had been
lifted or my head. Yours thankfully
ELIZA TISsLEY.
Treatise ON Blood and Skin Diseases
mailed free. TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co,
Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

A gentleman residing at Aiken. ).
c., recently cent pair Of ronie' that
had been driven To the family arriagc
for numi cr Of years and the coach
dog ut TO his plantation to be kept un'
iii the road, Il | d up. Shortly after
that he bought pair Of horses, which
Lc drove occasionally. but which were
intended for the farm. One day the
dog visited the family residence and saw
the horses hitchei Ia the carriage, which
evidently caused grave suspicious to
rise in is mind. Without remaining Is
long as usual it hastcned back TO the
farm, and the next morn ng returned
with tho ponies. The driver firmly bc'
licvcs that the dog told the ponies that
they were about to lose their places
and they came ~ see about it.-N u
Times.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Dairymsn Prefer Il.

MEssRs. WELLS, RICHARDSON a. Cot
Since the introduction Of your Improved
Butter Color among my customers, IL has
given universal satisfaction. The leading
dairymen Of this section who have u'ed II
give II the preference over all other coiors,
OF whatever name or nature.
They are especially pleased with the fact
that It does not become rancil, like other
oil colors and their product brings highest
prices In market. w. X. NAY. Druggist.
: UyDERnIIL, VT, April ). lss!.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

ABoUr thirty years ago prominent physi'
,ian by tire name OF DIR. William Halt dis
covered remedy for diseases Of the throat,
chest and lungs, which was OF such Won
deriul efficacy that 1t soon gained wide
reputation In this country. The name OF
the medicine is Dir. WV. HALLS BALsAh
FOR THE LUNGS.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
-rho Mobeetie fTox.l Ranaane

Tho Mobeetie (Tcx.) Panhandle
gives graphic description OF the recent
:dry cyclone" ut that place. Tho sky
was without flock OF cloud the wind
attained q velocity OF sixty miles al
hour, the sand whlstled In eddies In the
air several hundred feet deep, three oi
four houses werc torn to atoms and ON
ers injured more or less.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Yuying a Good Mans Coal OIL Land.


Al the beginning Of the oil excitement
10 Penn.yl ania very religious Oh
farmer who owned forty acres IN tho
center of the belt" had Offers fer his
farm until he couldn't sleep nights.
I hey began ut $3.50 and went up to
$4,000. hut to each and every would
be- purchaser the old man steadily re-
piled:
III the | ord has put coal. lie under
NV farm il isn't.for me to dispute his
will"
One day. howe er. the agent OF a
syndicate zane a'Ong and asked what
figure the old man would set on his
acres.
i've been offered 10000"
"Yes."
I've bin saying rs how the ord put
the lie here for soLc purpose VI MS
own"
Exactly"
"Wcll, now. II you could Convince
mo that about one BARR ! IN ten NJ the
liz fro n this farm would bc u.ci for
people to real their Bibles by, ] reckon
I'd set my iiggcrs at about 100.
In L. = than ilrc hours the farm
changed hands. val stree NeWs
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

LAST years fashions are out Of date, but
last years friends are still our own. This
10 why Mrs. Pinkham's Vegetables Com.
pound never loses favor; every lady who
knows its worth land who does notl) feels
that the kindly face OF Mrs. Pinkham 10
that of an honored friend.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

HEALTH hint, Don't cali v.ry isrg..
strong, sinewy man . prevaricator.. IL
you are sure he II . prevaficator, hire
another man TO break the news 70 him
HORTON Globe.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"You came hero unlimited, and wish
you would leave Immediately" was the
inhospitable remark OF citizen when ths
river cams into the parlor. "Ail right"
answered the river. ~ have sed'i.ment 70
Leave in short time, and will do sou
Vdnity Fair.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

THE Philadelphia father who made his
daughter eat onions every night for din.
ner, TO prevent her seeing q certain young
man, has been thwarted. The young man
O. ts onions himself.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"WHAr can do to dude who. stares
at me In the strectyp asks young lady In
q Chicago paper. You might hit him WIN
4 moment's time.-Bismarck Tribune.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

~ your boy manifests . desire 10 go out
West and exterminate Indians urge him
TO start at once. He will return home IN
q day or two, and thank you with tears 10
cord Of wood before breakfsst.-I@fld'
delphia Call.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

AN EXTENDED POPULARITY. BRowN's
BRoNcHIAL TRocHEs have been before the
public many years. For relieving Coughs
and Throat troubles they ar. are ., s1p,r,or 70
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

LEAr.YEAR gives women the privilege OF
whistling when they want 10 stop horse
car. hut unfortunately leap year does not
give her the ability TO do 80.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"wHY don't you favor yr. Archer, my
childy' sob, for the best Of reasons, ma.
One can't expect 10 make much OF q hit "
society with an old.fashioncd cross. boau"
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
Cory ISM. shocked by electricity.

IT may bs little late IN the season. but
we want to give our gardening friends :
brand.new and strictly reliable method OF
making hot bed In short space OF time.
This is the way: Apply lighted match
10 the s.raw.ticking.-OU Guy Derrick.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"CoME away from dat straw.stack.
chile" called n negro woman TO- her sou.
"Fust thing yer know yer'll hab dc nay
fever. Doan yer put none 9s 90 na. s''"" ="
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

A VERMONT man has hen thirty.nine
years old. Every time he tells Its age the
Intelligent creature looks offended anu
tries To cackle "eighteen."
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

John Mcmahon. of Red Bank. \.
j., drove iniv the ocean while drunk
and went TO sleep. The tide Ii ted the
wagon box and drowned him.
Register.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"wuAr are pausesw asked the teacher
of the primary class. "Ihings that grow
on eats" pipcd the small boy ut the foot
" T.. Journal.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

A RtADY.NADE rcjoinder; He-"You
made a fool of me when i married you,
ma'am." She-"Lor! You always told mo
YOU were a seli.made man ."-Iaach.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

A WESTERN reporter, In defining the
burning Of q sugar refinery, said the de.
vouring element licked up $500 barrels OF
sugar.-p hiiddeiphid Call.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17
A SWEET thing in bonnets. A honey bee.

RURAL Hospitality. "Do take some moro
II the vegetables, Mr.. Blood. for they go
a the pigs anyway."-Hdrrdrd Ldmpo0R.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

az HAVE Just returned from . tour
through Cork" as the cork.screw re-
marked upon being removed from the
stopper.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

WHAT cannot 10 cured supports the
doctors.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

NEVER kick . man when he Is down: IL
IN cowardly. Never kick q man when ne 10
up, II 10 reckless.-Defroit Post.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

DUDE (posing for bold, bad manl-"How
does water taste, hiss Bslasysr' Miss
brought you up al this time on milkl"-
LUS.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

Isaac Jewel, Coyington.K y.,saysi ''Sdn,driti'
Nsrru,e cured me of Asthma and scrofula."
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

IIair's Honey OF iiorehound and Tar
The best med cine for cough or sore throa'.
Pixies toothache drops cure IN one minute
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

A sHRrLL old lady In Memphis, whenever
she loses her scissors, rouses the whole
family with "whors's them shears ap-
reared to.v
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

THE increasing sales VI Piso's Cure Mt.
tests its claim rs the best cough remedy.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

IT was an artist who said that donkey
that could draw and wouldn'tdraw should
be drawn.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

THE best interests OF humanity depend
on the good health OF our women folks,
and yet those with brightest intellects
seem 10 suffer most with ailments peculiar
IN female life. I. Is well To remember that
the whole female system can lie built up To
a proper state Of endurance, pimples, sores,
swollen limbs, monthly pains, and other
indications Of female disease, made To dis.
appear and robust health OF mind and body
take the place Of illness and distress. IL q
timely use Is made OF DIR. Guysotts Yellow
blood TO perfect health, IL strengthens tho
muscular and nervous system. IL gives
tone to the digestive and urinary organs.
II allays all irritation Of the mucous mem.
brane. In word, II Is a perfect female
medicine, and aids every function OF fe.
male life. No other remedy equals u. Have
your druggist get 1t. Take no substitute.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

though on Coughs, lie. at Druggists. Com.
plete cure Coughs, H1afsenesS Bore Throat
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

The poorest borrower can Away. return
thanks.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

woxAs's chief beauty Is her skin. Samaritan
y,rrine ensures that charm to all its patrons.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"Rough on Corns.r l5c. Ask for II. Com.
plets cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"Mothcr Swans Worm Syrup" for few.
erishness. worms. ccnst patton. tastsless. DC
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

"Buchu.paiba." Quick, complete cure, nll
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, ~.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

A GEORGIA insurance agent Is reported
TO have committed suicide. This strange
freak will excite unusual surprise In the
North. II is not the agent who commits
suicide here.
The Hazlehurst signal., 1884-04-17

Skinny Men. "wells' Health .,enewer" re.
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia,sl.
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AA1 A MONTH and BOARD tor three I've
S6S n:s tad,;: = Go; CO. s cssss. IL