Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-02-09

a flowing gown should be made of
watered silk, OF COURSE Yonkers States
man.
A pig is about the only animal that is
cured even if he dies, and thus he saves
his con.-[Bismarck' Buncome.
The reason why Fred. Douglass married
a white woman is probably because he
wanted to make his trouble as light as pos
sible-[The Globe.
C. T. Robinson recently captured
wildcat, which he says is the largest he
ever saw. He has it st home and is trying
to civihze it.-[Nacaville Reporter.
a book publisher announces q" In press
Pretty Girl" She is often in that pleas
ant predicament-an the work is to be
continued next week. Norristown Her
aid.
The Popular Science Monthly leads off
with an article on plant cells, which is, no
doubt, very erudite, out the worst plant
sell we know OF is when mulleins are dealt
in as pure Havana leaf Pittsburg Tele-
graph.
A quaint old minister was once asked
what he thought of his two sons, who were
both preachers Well" he replied,
George has better show in his shop
window than John, but John has large
stock in his warehouse"
81 wish you wouldn't talk so about good
people," said a woman to her husband.
They all have their failings, but many of
them will get to heaven before you do. ]"
81 sincerely hope so, was the curt reply.
He was in no hurry to go.
"Why do you want divorce from your
wife - was asked of an old negro. " You
should not want divorce. You have been
living with your wife too long" Yes,
boss" he replied, but OATS de ceason
l wants it. Use been ibin' wild her too
long"
Rumor has it that the chief ingredient
in Fanny Davenport's diamonds is paste.
which, if true, will account for her being
go stuck-up. Other actors should paste
this piece OF gossip in the role they have
to play, If they dough not want to lose
their -four of beauty. Toledo American.
At the Dial Verne Theater, at Milan, the
other night, an American named Shepherd
created a sensation by appearing with a
luminous scarf pin, which was nothing
more or less than tiny electric lamp,
warranted to 60 for five hours, by means
of a small generator concealed in the waist
cost pocket.
Daring the war of 1912 two Kegs of gold
coin were sent from Prescott to Kingston,
Ont, by stage. The stage broke down
and the gold was secreted somewhere near
Hog Back Hill. Some people think the
coin may be found there still, and many
holes have been dug in search of the
missing treasure.-[ Montreal Witness.
Nature is always provident, and for
every 100 girls born there are l04 boys.
Thus it seems the toy pistol, deep holes in
the pond and all such are arranged for the
rise of the per cent. surplus. 1t used to
be thought the extras were for purposes of
war, but that has played out and unneces-
sary since the invention of the Fourth of
July toy pistols.
''What does it mean to stop on the Gen.
ter - asked little boy who has been
reading the steamboat column of the paper;
and his little brother spoke up quickly,
81 know" "What is it, sonny ?" asked
his papa. dispose dog is chasing rab-
bit, said the boy. 1.-The dog runs his
nose against tree. He stops on the seen
ter, don't he ?" The family voted that he
did.-[Cin2innati Saturday night.