The Red Cloud chief., 1884-06-13

"AhS W tiS ~ dAI IAAuAt-
society young nen on small income,
haze been Obliged TO fall back on the
old black tie. Ii is too narrow fof a
patch and too black TO be attractive
Hartford Post.
"A Case of Melancholy
The M~ugwunp roostS on tue hollow log.
The >agwap sits in the tree:
Whenever l year the HOgwip sins,
My heart Il sad in me.
Whenever the Snogpap toOts his soot >
To the wal of the Nipwhdg hen.
And the NiSfunk chlrps in the Silly night,
It ronto World
Long ago some wag spoke of the
BARRIERS children as LITTLE shavers."
But il is quite new to allIde To the
children of the upholstered aS little
tackers;" to those of the butcher n
young lambs" u those of the car
penter as "chips from the old block"
and 10 the angry mans As little
pets
Prof. Virgins has broken loose
again. long enough to make the pleas
ant announcement that a pcripatetic
earthquake Will shortly make a tour
through this country. trimmed with
Asiatic cholera and cyclones. But con-
sidering that this is election wear. only
o liberal advertising can maze the
thing a succeSs--LIJ6.
Now said the Boston school
teacher, 1.-THE question / am about 10
put To You is an extremely difficult one.
and TO answer it correctly you will be
obliged, metaphoricallv speaking. to
initiate the trunk conformation o [ the
dromedary of the desert" A Western
se~hool-teacher would have put the ques-
tion and said, simply. Now hump
yourselves -Chicago Tribune.
Here is the closing section of a let
ter which Walter SCOTS betfo.hed sent
him two months before their marriage:
Before conclude this famous epistle
1 will give o a Little hint-tht is.
not to put so many ''muSts" in yCUr
letters. 1t is beginning rather tOo soon;
and another thing is. that | take the
liberty not to mind them much. butI
expect YOU TO mind me-. You must take
care of yourself. you must think OF me.
and believe me yours, sincerely. c. C."
An old gentleman who mad pro-
vOked the hostility of a fashionable lady,
whom he had known in boyhOOd was
asked by his wife what he had done &c
incur the lady's displeasure. Nothing
at all" replied the innocent old man;
ION the contrary. / was cordial to her,
and spoke of the time when | used &C
draw her to school on a go-cart nearly
half a century ago" His wife threw
up her hands and murmured: ..Iiow
men are"'-Chicago Inter OceaE-
Santa Barbara probably possess
the Smallest team of mules in the coun-
try. They are hitched TO a street-car.
is often taken for 4 cable dummy
in consequence. The other dsy the
passengers were surprised by the car 4
fetching up with a sudden bump while
on a down grade. After peering care
fully over the dashboard for a few mo-
lnents. the driver said: We'll. I'm
derned if them pesky critters haven't
got under the car ag'in."-San FfaH-
CISCO Post.
-"How d'y do this marnin'. Mr..
Mulvaney?n Purity wull. / thank n
Mrs. ODoughan." '.Wuz We at tn Mud
ileshang conshirt. 1 duuno?'' '.Dsde
an l wuZ." .And how did We loike tho
entertainment, Mrs. O'Doughsn?"
Purity ~wull-pur-ty wull. bsrrin' somt
"Phat wuz the
The chune is it? How cud
lefine the chune whin they wuz whip
sawin thin Paddles so yahanent yez cudA
Dent moind tn step at all t all."-SrS[
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