The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11
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Ecenpuy u The chief virtue Of the uood-
~ Guimeg state
I'VE sfs al IN tho sane boat, said
Amy ~ Mildred Yes" ssseeisd lie
III u school ssl. "~e have all embarked
- oss n.sfinr vehicle
..Atr 80 W. s'ars silent io-nights'
she aald sofil' rrnng >. them over bis
sboalder ~ ys. b. replied, "but 40
yea sains they ~ mare silepi ihsu usaalY'
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ws stall have 10 have onr eremsiory en-
lafssl Tue lac, u We set 30 mssy pans
Of milk 20. ,hstibere isns shelf room for
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"A Connecticut farmer whose covs bad |
become accustomed 10 bafbed wire fence, |
wishing 10 part "a bis moving. did II
vi,lt tuine. aod the COWS didn't Try to
hrssk through
The newest thing 10 vases now is made
~ q lady's shoe. gilded and decorated.
A Chicago girl made one ihA, way, bat she
il not happy. Ever, body mistakes it for
circus cLsr0t
"Milkmau, why does your milk al
Ways look busf" inquired the housewife.
my COWS came from Boston, mum"
proudly replied the milkman. "and they
are blue. bloois
"A celebrated organist slipped of his
bench recently while playing Bach fugus
as a posllude. He was Immediately ex.
PEELED from the church asa Bachslidsr,
aud Is now fugustivo.
"A lady correspondent WISHES dires.
lions "how 10 work pair Of slippers"
Observe any well regulated mother 10 the
discharge of disciplinary duties, and the
method will be easily acquired
Wcrcsster mother. having occasion
TO nprove her 7.year old daughter for
playing with some rude children, received
for reply "Wel. ma, some folks don't
like bad company, but always diil'
"A train a. sixteen mules, fifteen load
81 with whiskey and one with flour,
arrived a Essle. few days ago. and ,
mau from Montana wanted 10 know what
they v,ie rtioR 10 do with all that flour.
The newspaper foreman got . mar.
rage notice among q lot OF items headed, !
Horrors Of 1884. and when the editor
learned that the groom's income WAS only
g. ~ week. be said IL had better rsma
there.
siriy Harvard freshman have dropped I
their Latin, eighty their Greek and one
huaarcd their mathematics None Of
ibu hsye dropped their base ball or
their boating, however, aud the college
culture i still safe /
"A mao 10 Meriden, Conn, has lust 4
recovered from Al attack OF biccougLs q
which lasted u days II appears from
This that you cant fool around Connect.
ticut ium much without giving yourself n
dead and forever away
Pedestrian tsho had lost bis wsy)- Al
s'Why don't You have guide boards round
hrie 20 ilai stranger can tell where he
- goingY Now 10 the city We have plenty
81 guide boards on every corner why
didsf you bring few along with your"
~ Ia certain high school in this State G
the Shakespeare class Was reciting, and
the play vas : amlst A young lady rose
aud convulsed the class by reading: 1.-The
baked beans did coolly furnish
forth the marriage feast aud then sat :
slosn and ~ept because she was laughed ).
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"A young and very pretty school
narnl who shakes the ierrule over the n
beads Of several big boys" IN Scriven
runnt,. noticed iha, the bigeest boy was .
.tfy nrsllRent nbsnt III. studies. and in
administering severe scolding asked,
'ahai ~ cane there for?' He replied
very innocen,ly, Il came here TO look at
'ou. Tile Young teacher blusLed and
'miisi a. the same Tins, and the lecture
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