Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1884-10-15
NASBY.
xr. Nasty Goes to New York to Receive
Instructions for stumping Tour
His Attempt and Failure.

His Attempt and Failure.
Toledo Blado1
CONFEDERATE K ROADs)
Wioh is In the State ny Kentuckyl.
Committee to come to Moo York to reserve in T.
4Iukshens tor 2 stumptn toor to Okkepy the
time from now TIL Nov. 1, w1ch gladly obeyed.
4 never @ hesitate to respond to call Nv this kind
'wtch is cheeper than Hvin at home, for the COM
nifty send me money for meels, and ez I sleep
most Nv the time on the way. to escape the
ker wich Is nessary at home, and then when
lam in Moo York, waitin my turn, hev the free
run nv the saloons in the Sixth Ward. Tho the
M nkker Is unusually bad ther is enuff NV it. w1ch
, wuz invited up to the committy rooms, and
svuz met by the Chairman, the crate Barnum
"Where shel We send Mr.. Nasby2" said he to
The sekretsry oufolded map Nv the United
I shood start him in Western Pennsylvany."
::tSsse w '. "" N N'n "0A
'mence work in Pittsburg. Here Is the synopsis
nv the speech 700 will make there, and 700 will
need to study it keerfully so ez to make no
the cotashuns 700 make are from Randall's
speeches on the tariff. wich goes to prove that
the Dimocrisy are pledged to Perteckshun, solid.
Devote your time and energies solely to this
pint. Yoo may, however. in Pittsburg, de-
nounse the tariff on wool, claimin it enhances
the cost Nv clothin nv the workman, but in
sist that the tariff onto iron must and shel be
manetaned. Fid out how the people are on pro-
hibishn, and act accordingly, When 700 find
q Republican Prohibitionist urge him to re-
main true to his principles and vote for St.
Demokratic Prohibitionist, show him the folly
nv thrown away his vote on man that can't
Il understand" sed. This is cleer sailin'. |"
Aud took the synopsis Nv the Pittsburg speech.
From Pittsburgh yO0 will perceed over into
Ohio. Iwarn you that yon must keep sober in
Qhio. and must yoose disoreshun and cawshun n;
9n the iron deestriks the Pittsburgh speech will
do. But remember this: when yoo git into the
hgrtculturel seckshuns you must study this
1other speech: LHe handid me another manoo-
ecnpt] In this one Dimocrisy 1s pledged to
free trade, with CIV excepshuns. Thus, when
e1oo are in the grain counties in the interior,
won must insist that the tariff onto wool shel be
grape region insist that the tariff on wine shel
pot be disturbed. When 700 cross the lines into
seokshuns where ther amt no manufacturin' !,
guard the people hev agin monopoly: And"
Kin 700 tell me the counties wher must talk
tariff on wool and wine, and the counties where
iaan musnt? 1tu It wood be okkurd to git mixed on
Mr. Barnum perdoosed amap with lines drawn
tll over it.
&c. Certainly. We hsv maps Rregsred. 9Eo1 the he
Che line nv the lake wich is colored nurDle are
wine counties. and wher ther: is white lines
Hrawd thro there is wool ez well ez wine Wher
tcrs ez we'll ez wine and wool. In sich counties
WOO must urge pertectiye tariff onto eVery-
thing In the counties marked wine excloos-
alone, and likewise in the pure wool counties to
"sometimes ther is wine in part Nv a county.
and in stch cases.
Great Scott!" exclaimed, but I can't do
this! can't hev q dozen speeches prepared.
mess?"
"The process is simple though great care
must be observed. On arrivin at an appint-
700 are Then on arrivin at yer hotel select
&om yer valise-the committy win furnish VOC
valise in wioh to keep yer eileen shirts"
"The committy will likewise hev to furnish
Nalise onless it is to keep the manuscripts wich,
uv itself. viii rekwfre yerv large one" -.
we shell furnish the valise and the eileen
6p3ces to ner nite fur sneektm f1r G C5eveiand and
Reform. By the time VOC hev filed these ap-
Dintments we will send VOC another route and
So on tili November, when we hope victry will
hey crowned our efforts. and VOC shei retire
to voor Postoffs at the Cross Roads the foiierin
March"
Mr. Barnum gave me money and transporta-
shen to Pittsburg. and departed happy. I felt
good wunst more to hev dollar in my pokkit,
and not to feer the approach NV the condukter
hev bin droppt OF the hind eend NV francs
10 many times that it is monotonous. One kin
lit thru the kentry by bein kicked off one
Mane and waitin for the next to come, only to
be Kicked of that, but it is warm onto the sect
nv the trousis.
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enuff to oit into the citv in the mornin. and re-
Sorted to the Centred Committv. The voosnal
fhino ensood. WIZ invited IN taxe snthin
One drink led to another. fnr the active
Dimocriev nv Pittsburgh is drouthv. and by the
dime NIGHT he'd come and I he'd GOT onto the
hIatform T wnz fniler than a cote r onene1 m
mv valise and commenced nv sneech When
nav manooscrint 7 lin sneef drnnI or sober
md did s1>aef MG r sneeF for anv lanUth ~
time2 Tnieed 7 did not Ther cum mn from
th.t au;ence anch a storm nv i,nnracasbnns
sich a howl nv ferishun. sich a mineino nv