The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-10-29

D. ON THE HONEYMOON.
COMEDY IN ONE ACT.

COMEDY IN ONE ACT.
CHARACTERS
RICHARD PEDDER, MRS RICHARD PED
DKR, JOHN Waiter
SCENE.
lailor in a hotel in the White
frouch window at back, open
shows views of Mount Wash
ai6tnnce. Door TO sleeping
Door to corridor of hotel
'iture Of parlor, with
Aklast
& red looking at bill of
been marked). Broiled
4 chicken, ham omelet. Um !
particular about his food
Nen they've been married more
eek. II he stays out the honey
PIE he'll swear at the cook They
The cooks a kind of safety
ut lets out the steam when the
: Qnial kettle gets too hot. Well,
et the stuff
[Goes left.
|M SIR. Pedder from door r.
Any letters this morning,
you. And breakfast
ten minutes, sir.
[Goes out.
about.) How hungry
Sat much of that supper
Perhaps the head cook
tend to look after the late
my wife won't keep me
eakfast. ''My wife" sounds
A. Gives a man a sense of
.Nfort to have wife. And
Earring is Ellenl If it
gking of poor little Lulu,
Ne the faintest cloud on
u fbhn, with letter.
one letter, sir for you,
rs latter; John goes outl
sifting, looks at letter. From
He promised to write soon.
be got to say2 [Reads. 'Dear
4ope the honeymoon is proving
that the poets describe it to be ="
You can just bet it is, old
Reads. 1.-THE city is beastly
ething decent at the theatres, and
q the nice girls are out of town"
And I've got the incest here
II must except the Tomlin-
whom / called yesterday to full
promise to you to see how Lulu
1tsng on Speaks Dear old
Reads. 81 saw only Miss Tom
and Lulu. Miss Tomnson in
kindly after you, and Lulu was
sctionate in her greeting Poor
N ngl it does seem hard you had
he- up" Speaks 1t was
Reads. 'Perhaps Mrs Ped
adces may not prove so strong
NIX, and you may yet all three
friends. Having duly reported,
think there's any more to tell you.
eih Vaughan on his yacht He has
to me twice With kindest re-
<. q the bride, yours, George Ham
s12t + |... III (foldino nm lattarN ttOra oo,
Es rely on George. Glad he's seen
Better not let my wife see this
4nldn't like what he SAYS about
andices. Puts letter in pocket
her dress rustling.
Mrs. Pedder in pretty morning
r, Here 1 am, dear.
And very charming you look,
I. Turning round so that he can
the dress.) 1 thought you would
fs Il, Isn't the looping back of the
~ sI pretty | haven't kept you wait
Ir. p. Mo- he hasn't brought break
inaign yet.
year h sier John with breakfast thingsincluding
AN, and ettle with spirit lamp lighted. Mr.. and
81 conn. 4Is. r. sit and begin eating
asm. p. This trout is dried up too
hneis ach
jam blrs. p. Pm sure, Dick dear, l don't
\ OF a anything the matter with it,
Is e, John (aside.) l thought he was due.
wa Rir. p I'm glad you can eat it;
|ong, nt Change my plate, John.
N ia Mrs. p. No letters for me this morn
Flb John3
Ia Ohm. No, mum. Only one for Mr..
ader.
HE goes off with plates.
n. (aside). Why the deuce couldn't
ban nply say ''no"l (Aloud.) Just a
nl lines from Hammond dear He
cd his Kindest regards to you.
p, Much obliged to him. like
10, re Hammond best of all your friends
lid I've met.
ia - +. Pm very glad you do, for he's
best / have. / want you to make
feel at home in our cnb when we
back to the city.
1 m. r. I'll try, Dick. Holding out
bowl Does my dicky-bird want
be more sugar
r. No, thank you. Aside. l
he'd drop that canary racket.
p What does Mr.. Hamm pnd
about9
Oh, h,nothingin particular. Only
because he promised. Sends a
finb gossip aud says he may go
n Can l read his letter. I'd like
aetly What he has to say about