The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-06-13
Charlotte de LOcalettes
PROPERLY SEASONED.

FnOf EMIL
Ayoung man In trying his muscle
Hagsed q girl with q Chamberlain hustle,
Hedidn't know it was loaded,
But the darned thing exploded,
And blew him sky-hish with a rustic.
"Wind up the babies"
Man Is born naked and full of cuss
edness.
The new Methodist church is being
enclosed.
"Puk" is to have q frs, class hotel
Good enough!
You can get a wife in Siberia 70,
eight dogs.
DR.. Milliron says Chamberlain has
the consumption.
A mortgage will cast a shadow on
the sunnlest field.
Chamberlain is to organize an anti.
horse thief league.
A SO pound catfish was recently
caught at Chamberlain.
Plant trees. Don't put 1t off until
next year but plant now.
Wanted; a girl for general house
work. Apply at this Office.
Confectioners are the only class of
men who charge pretty girls for taffy.
Mrs. E. J. Wells has gone to Nash.
va Iowa, her old home, for a months
visit.
Bro. Willis and Elder Weeks took
a trip up to Crow Creek agency on
Tuesday.
II makes q great difference some
times whether a mans wife bangs her
hair or bangs ms.
Will Robinson and Fred Scofeld
went down to White Lake Sunday to
e their best girls.
d. E. Robinson left for Chicago
on Sunday to buy a big stock of
goods for the "Shanty."
Capt. Lucas came up from Cham
berlain Yesterday to settle an insur-
ance loss for his company.
Whatever good the world may say
of us, it never says anything of which
we were not previously aware.
Bert. Miller the gentlemanly fore
man of the White Lake Times made
us a pleasant call on Friday last
It isn't work that kills a man. It's
the lodging around trying to evade
the women that gives the order.
The bulletin board in front of the
GRAPHIC office was the center of in
terest on Thursday and Friday last.
The Chicago Times reprints III re-
cent editorial headed "Hell hath no
fury like a woman with her claim
jumped"
Rev. Nj. Barker of Chamberlain
will hold special services in the Pres
byterlan church on Sunday next at
O'Clock.
John Sewell Jr.. of Owatonna,
MINI. will locate in Kimball, aud put
up = large building for general store
purposes very soon.
1t is a very serious question wheth-
er if you follow the old adage and
give the devil his due whether you
wouldn't give yourself away.
Chamberlain young men adjourn
across the creek on to the reservation
and play ball OH Sunday. Out Of
the reach of the city authorities.
Chamberlain has three nlnes at base
ball.-Register.
Pick the best nine you can, ont Of
the three, and send them up here.
The Mother Hubbard gowns look
as though they were cut out with a
lawn mower, felled and tucked with
an Osborn reaper, and pnffed and
bound with a Deering binder.
Superintendent Sanborn said yester-
day that double the number of pass
engers were coming over their lines
of road into Dakota than were
last year at tins time.-Mitchell Re
publican.
The public school exercises will be
held in the opera house the first week
in July. Teachers and scholars both
are endayoring to make the program
full of interest and a large attendance
Is expected.
T. b. WetherA who has been run.
uil,g q store at IT. Hale for many
years, has bengart the Taylor baiid'