Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-07-08
BRIGHT BITS.
FoR a man celebrated for his patience Jot
used to boil over a good deal.

FoR a man celebrated for his patience JOB
used TO boil over good deal.
A sHRKwD Long Island man was engaged
three time to two sisters and married each OF
them turn. Thus he made one motner-ln-
law answer for both.
4 KIND NEIGHBoR: "CIose the windows,
Willie.r sWhat for. papa2 It's too warm IN
here now ''DO as you are told Don't you
see that Mary Is going 70 sing. "-Brookiyn
Eagle.
NEW WORKERS are in a bad way. The wa
ter department wants them 10 Use less water,
and the temperance people urge them to con-
sumo less beer and whisky. They VIII have 10
drink gin.--8OFrisfOJrH Herald
ISGKRsoLL takes away hell, and Vending
demolished the devil. Now, II some one
wouldn't be anything left OF our Old-fash-
Toned eligiOn.-Bl0omi1gt0R Eye.
ssTHEY say base ball is taking the place Of
bull fights in SPAIN" said Mrs. CrackbOne;
'.buf do not think the lannel-shiTted pitch
er can ever be a5 romantic as tue gallant Gus
pidore in his red jacket. "-BOsfOE CORfRsr-
eial Bullstin.
ADMIRING CoUsIN-"What are you going TO
do. Tom. now uire through eolleges' Tom
fwhO wishes TO be considered cynicall-"Oh.
shall stand aside and let the world roll on"
Adm ring cousin lcharmed}-"WhT, that's
very kind Of you, Tom.''-Hdr1ard LGUlDooH.
THE Japanese FTvu SAinn5un says: An
other what is Its' is reported from Onegaid-
zuka-mura- hawabegorl. HIylgO prefecture.
The mother, Nunota mo. gave birth TO an in
FAINT without arms or legs, shaped like large
bottle" She is thought 10 have seen vision
Of c0nvention.-B0stOn Post.
A LITTLE Rhode Island girl was taken by
her neither to a dentist, who removed tooth.
OF course the operation caused good deal Of
pain. How deeply the feelings OF the little
one were involved, appeared when IN repeat
ing the evening prayer she said: "Forglye US
our debts as We forgive our dentists"
WILL they straddle at Chicago:
VIII they straddles
Or win they stand up straight
And take an honest gaitf
VIII they daddlet
Will they straddley
VIII they too much fear their fates
VIII they dodge il at ChicagOf
VIII they dodge it,
Or viii they speak up clear.
Be victory far or nears
VIII they podge it,
VIII they Dodge it,
VIII they give the devil carr
-Yelo York Journal.
WHEN James G. Blaine was Speaker,
With Logan on the 1OOr,
And Mr.. Roots. from Arkansaw,
And fifty jObbers more
The Little Rock and Fort Smith bill.
scheme so deity LAID
For grabbing land. was like to fail,
When Blaine went 10 its aid.
He gave Black Jack meaning wink;
Jack took the bait right down
He snatched that bill from OF the brink,
And fixed the thing up brown.
The Holman cats were out. and Blaine
He played it like mouse
Now bless US, Jim's handy man
To have about the House.
-yashvigs World
A TIMELY sHOwER.-I was mighty thank
full for that rain we got yesterday "1es, il
did the corn q world Of good. How many
acres have you got planted in corns" ave
got no corn planted this year at all. wa sn't
thinking about crops" "Well. how then can
the rain benefit FOut'' You see don't often
get a decent dinner at home. as my wife says
she can't cook in hot weather; but yesterday
there was to be a church picnic. and she fixed
up q lunch basket for the preachers table.
but il rained so the picnic could not come OF.
To keep the preachers lunch from spelling
we had il for dinner. and It was the best din
ner I've had since we were married. There
was no end Of chicken. and jellies, and that
sort Of aueviatiOns. Don't tell me that rain
Yesterday didn't do the country any good. It
was the most refreshing shower we have had
for ears.''-Tsz1s Siffings.