Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-07-21
BRIGHT BITS.

THERE would seem to be chance for call
ing Gen. Butler sold Ben BOlt' before the
summer is over.
my DAUsHTER PAINTS is the title of a
new novel. She probably will not thank
her father for giving it away Boston Globe.
TIE ssis-it-hot- enough for you'' fend don t
dare to ask the question In this city, as II Is
liable to come cold while he is asking lt.-BoS-
ton Star.
A Boston lady advertises for a kind. care
full man to look after the house and be COM
pany for her dog during her summer absence
In Europe.
1T takes 400 pancakes to furnish the Yassar
girls with a single breakfast. But oh, mercy
they don't call 'em pancakes. 9hey speak OF
them as '.rOtundifolious buns. "-BHrliHgfoa
Free Press.
AN exchange says that a Cincinnati dairy
man was re emily drowned. 1t is supposed
that the well sweep broke, and he was carried
down into the weH with the Notwithstanding
ton Free Press.
OLD LADY OF severe views ito skittish young
person applying for place. 'Now, as to what
are. believe, called sundays outP Skit-
fish one-''Oh, them, nam, IS oily inmate
rial. Some other evenink when the theayters
is open is quite good enough for me."-LoRdoH
Judy.
A NEWLY-ARRIvED IMMIGRANT was lately
told to have cOrned beef and string beans for
dinner, and she executed the order to the let
ter DF CaTeIuily bLTluRlpE tue Dodue Oh Oue
long string. excusing the dinners delay be-
cause it took so long to site the banes on a
stirring"
A VENERABLE Quaker on a Sunday evening
was on his way to address religious meeting
when a Young man IN the street handed him
cent annual meeting of the Friends Tract
Association he spoke OF the necessity OF guard
ing against .'indIscriminate distribution"
-Ne1c York Observer.
1.-THE TALE OF A BUNDLE Bee" IS a new
book for children. but we would advise the
kids to keep away from the tail of bGmble
bee just as long as they conveniently can
There is a vigOr in that particular kind OF
literature even older persons do not thorough
" appreciate, until they get so tough that you
can drive a nail into them and hang your hal
on it without disturbing their serenity OF
mind.-Aerehant 7raUeter.
WHY SUMNER ROSES FADE
(their time of life is short.
po.o,,.o their branches downward fall.
DeC"uSe it gives their palates sport.
they cannot walk at all.
fthe moonlight nights are sweet.
po... they fear they will not match.
De00usS 4 their teeth cannot chew meat.
they fail to make catch.
kthey will be heard afar.
Because }theY are so very sly"
They're troubled with catarrh.
These truly are the reasons why.
Narration Independent.
"GIvE me a ticket for Boston. Quickr
excitedly exclaimed a wild-eyed man to the
ticket agent at the Grand Central Depot
"Wh ats your hurry, sir?' asked the agent
sob, don't ask me! l haven't time to eX-
PLAIN" 1.-THE train doesn't leave for half an
hour yet.v Isn't there one that leaves right
away" ''No, sir. Any friend of yours dy-
ing?'' Great Scott, mop whats your
hUrry?" ''Why, I've just read in this paper
that there are $4,000 more women than men IN
Boston," swell, what of thatT" 'Well, you
see, Pm a Mormon missionary, and T.
s'Good morning!" shouted the agent, slam
ming down the window.-DrGke's Ird1eterS
Mdgdzine.