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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05
OUR GIRLS.
The Horse Reporter Tells a Young
Lady What to do With Them.

From the Chicago Tribune.
Good day, gentlemen.
Good day, said the horse reporter,
looking up and discovering a young
lady in the apartment.
| would like TO show you a work
which l am selling, she began, and
am sure it will prove both interesting
and instructive.
What's it about? asked the horse
reporter.
The book, continued the fair can
vasser, is by one Of our best known
writers and speakers, and is entitled,
"What Shall We Do With Our
Girls" The question is certainly one
of paramount importance. and
Are your girls bothering you much
this season? inquired the friend of
Maud :.
Why, no. said the young lady,
blushing violently-that ls-why, of
course / haven't any daughters.
Oh, you're out on the road telling
people what to do with their girls be-
fore you're even married, let alone
the mother of few visions of lowell
ness? Well, that's ali right. Some
of our best cookbook have been
written by people who didn't know a
gridiron from the Fifteenth Amend
ment.
But the question of what shall be
done with the girls is really an im-
pnrtant one, continued the young lady.
Have YOU ever gwen it a thought
| Ican't say that / nave, replied the
horse reporter. | suppose we might
tie 'em up in the hack yard when a
circus comes To town.
J | hardly think you comprehend the
question 10 all Its bearings. What is
the legitimate sphere of 4 woman-in
what field of action can she best dis
PLAY and make use of the GOd-gi~en
talents. attributes of mental force. and
physical graces with which sho is en-
dowed =? These are living, burning
issues, AMI must be fairly met. When
we see-
All right, said the horse reporter.
YOU can meet them if YOU want To.
Woman's sphere, so far as | have
been able to discover, is to never have
breakfast OH time. II is no doubt a
somewhat limited one, but she is grad
ually reaching out into the great un-
known, and will eventually grasp
with her lily-white fingers the black
demon of injustic" that has so long op-
pressed her, and strangle i'm the very
stronghold of its power the great
wrong which for centuries has baffled
her efforts at advancement along the
great highway of progress.
Why, that's lovely exclaimed the
young lady. You believe in lady
suffrage, don't you?
Lady who,
lady-suffrage-believe that ladies
should vote, and have all the political
privileges that are accorded men.
That's just what this book says. That
chapter is perfectly sweet. Its just
lovely.
1 presume so. But how about the
chapter that says women should not
cramp and distort their bodies with
corsets and their feet with tight shoes?
The gaunt demon of unrest that turks
in the maternal bunion may. in the
child of that mother, become an ever.
present monster of pain.
Oh, those chapters are horrid
what the world is interested in are the
nobler attributes of woman-her soul
and heart.
Yes, the soul-and-heart business i:
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05
POKER PLAYING.
Wholesale Ruination of Men at
the Capital Of Kentucky.

Frankfort Correspondence Courier-Journsl.
The number of men that have been
ruined by indulgence in this game
Their name is legion. One of the
saddest cases that occurs to me is that
young lawyer in Louisville, who was
forced to leave, owing 90 many people
money. The poor devil got psblishea
in the papers. and every man who bad
ever loaned him a cent FASTENED 70
herald the fact to the world. He was
Of more than usual learning. both le-
gal and scientific, and was universally
liked. He took turn at politics,
and came up here. He got
to playing poker. [ sat behind his
chair one night and saw him lose $500.
They say he lost two or three times
that sum before he left. He got a
taste for gambling, and when he went
hack to Louisville he took to faro
He is now aanderer from home
ruined for life, with the weight
OF overwhelming debts pressing him
down ami hundreds of hungry credit
ors barking on his trail.
Men have come here aud for years
had salaries ranging from $15, 900 to
$4,000, and left bankrupts it had
all gone, played away to the tune of
rafting chips. Over the poker tables
OF Frankfort politicians have been
made and unmade senators and con-
gressmen have been elected and de-
feated fortunes have been won and
lost, and the reputation of many a
public man sullied. / noticed on the
street yesterday three gamblers from
Louisville, keen-eyed pale faced pro
fessionals
What chance has a poor country
member with them 1t reminds one
of the saving Of that Louisville states
man, Colonel Richard Watts: Every
minute a sucker Is born. and he al
ways sucks! There have been unusu.
ally few sharpers here this winter.
Two years ago a good looking young
fellow came to the town and stuck out
ms single as physician. Somebody
invited him to play. and, just for &C
commodation, he did so. He won.
He played again and won. The hands
that he used to hold were absolutely
paralvzing. He was in bad luck if he
didn't have at least an ace full. One
night after he had been here fol
about three weeks and was over 80
600 winner. he sat into game with
some gentlemen, when Colonel, &
prominent state official. lounged into
the room Instantly the doctor arose
and started for the door de was
gone before any one could stop him.
Then the colonel told what the doc
tors little game was and how he de
tected him. The doctors hands were
very large, and in the palm of his lief
hand he kept bit of sticking-plaster
He would slip in three cards which th'
plaster kept in place. The rest wa
easy enough to an adept. The colone
detected him after he had been beat
en- out of several hundred dollars. TIL
doctor suddenly and myseriously dis
appeared the next day. j. E.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05

In the Pilot House,

ayes, sir; this kind Of work Obliges a man TO
keep sober rs a Judge. Of all men IN the world,
steamboat; pilots and railroad engineers should let
liquor alone. FOT on their clearneSS OF sight ami
cOOlness Of head depends ;he safety Of life and prop
erty."
Keeping his hand on the wheel he said this,
Mr. A. BgOckman, Of No. 2glS Silver street. Chicago,
sddei .'of course some of 'em drink but the So
her ones have the hest Positions and the best pay
Yes the work aud exposure sometimes tells on :
beat for NV part I find PARKER's TOSTC TO ne all
the invgOraut need I've got bottle aboard here
now never 90 trip without IT. When L
haven't any appetite, I'm any way out ot sorts,
Il sets me- up in no time. II drinking men would
use tn. Tonic IL would help 'em to break of mo,
that isn't lighthouse It's q star low down near
the watsr.l As was saying, the Tonic u aew lite
bottled up, You that flagstaff Well, with q
bottle ii PARKER's ToSIc in the locker ] can keep
malaria far fvom ME that all the time. Ny
wife has used it for three years for summer conf
plsinis and collie, and invigOrant, when she =
tired out from OveTwork. She says the Tonic is a
daisy. Good bye, DJn't break your neck going
below.
This preparation, which has been known a. PAR
KEg's GBGEK Toxic, will hereafter he advertised
and sid simply under the name OF PARkERs Ton
&c A. unpTincipled dealers are constantly deceiv-
ing their by submitting inferior articles
under the name OF ginger, and as ginger l. really an
unimpOriant ingredient, we drop the misleading
word.
There is no change, however, in the preparation,
itself and u the bottles lining in the hands Of
dealers, wrapped under the name Of PARkEs's GIN
TOsIC. contain the genuine medicine n the fac
sme signature Of HIscOX Co. is at the bottom OF
the outside wrapper.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05
1T is A FACT.

Hundreds Of letters in possession (copies OF
which may be had by return maiD are authori-
" for the assertion that rkin Scalp and Blood HUI
mOrs whether Scrofalous, Inherited or ContsgiOus,
may NOW be permanently cured by CUIICURA RE-
SOLVENT, the new Blood Purifier, Diuretic and APP
perient, internally, and CUrIoURA and CUTICURA
Soar, the great Skin Cures and Beautiiers, exter-
pally, in half the time and at one half the
pense of any Other season.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05
muuw TO CURE

I 4 is AT this season when tue blDod and perspir-
Il alton are lOSded with impurities. that Dishgur
ing Hume =, Hun iliatlng ETuptiOns, Itching FOR
lures SILT Rheum, or Eczema Psoriasis, letter,
Ring ~orm, Baby Humors, ScrOfuls, Scrofulous
Sores, Assesses and Discharging Wounds, and
every species of Itching >caly and Pimply Diseases
Of the Skin and Scalp most speedily and econOm
ically cured BIZ tho CUrICURA REMEDIES.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05
GREATEST ON EARTH.

CUTICuRA REMEDIES are the greatest medr ines
on earth. Had the worst of salt Rheum in this
county. Ny mother had il twenty years, and in
tact died from IL believe CCTICURA would have
saved her life. Nv arms breas. and head were
covered for three wears, which nothing relieved or
cured until used the CUTICURA REsOLvEST inter-
nally and CurIcURA and CUTtCURA SOAP external
w. j. W. ADAMS, Newark, D.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05

Sold by all dru gists. P'Iee CUTICURA, 50 cts :;
RESOLvENT, 81; SOAP, 25 cts. POTTER DRua AND
CHEMICAL Co, Boston, Mass
send forsHow to Cure Skin Diseases"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05

DEAIITV For Rough. Chapped and greasy
DCh ~ Skin, Blaekheads Pimples, Skin
Blemishes, and Infantile Hum"rs, use CUrICURA
Soar, a real Beautiher.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05
GREAT BLOOD MEDICINES

The half has not been told "a 10 the great cura-
tivr powers of the CUrTCURA REMEDIES. have
paid hundreds of dollars for medicines cure dis
eases of the blood and SKIN, aud never found any
thing vet 10 ual the CUTICURA REMEDIES
CHAS. A. WILLIAMS.
Providence, r. T.
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FACTS.

= Those csbtsmplatisg 4, trip westward
viii certainly DO well.to carefully COP.
sult the time tables OF the Baltimore and
Ohio road. Its celebrated fast trains,
!, its sure connections, and rates always as
low as the lowest, make It beyond all
controversy the best line west. Colo
nists are carried in first class cars on fast
trains, and every possible care is taken
10 Insure comfort and convenience.
Trains run through without change Of
sars to Chicago, where direct connection
ID made with al leading lines to the
vest, north west and southwest, making
but single change Of cars to Iowa,
R,ssss, Nebraska, Texas. Minnesota.
ssc. No otherli line can offer. such advan-
tages as the Baltimore and Ohio.-I's
costs butt very little time and trouble
to learn this, and in the end may lead
TO the saving Of much Of both ss we'll as
money. Above all things do not purr
chase tickets before having talk OF re-
sewing letter from one Of the B. & 0.
Agents. A letter addressed to W. u.
Keppsrt, Columbus, Ohio; to J T. Lane.
Wheel6ags W. Va, 10 IA. Webb, Fosr
toria, Ohier 10 T. A. Lee Zanesville-
Ohio, or aeall spon either Of these gen,
tfsmen will lsaa to thorough informa,
,ioa as tsSslf necessary details Of time
seHnsctions. fares, baggage, etc.. etc.. !
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Corrected.

Miss Anna Johnson, Of a. Front street,
Columbus, Ohio, says: 81 suffered from
an aggravated form of constipation and
indigestion for several months. NV fam
lily physician tried all kinds of medicines
and pills, but to no effect. I began to think
my case was hopeless one. A friend Of
mine Mrs. Elvira Redmond of East Long
street, this city,, called and seeing the con-
dition was in, recommended me tc try
your MANALIN. Imust say had but little
faith in the medicine, but after had taken
few doses was convinced that MANA
LIN was the medicine for me. After I
had taken one bottle was entirely well
OF my complaint. ] consider it one of the
best remedies for constipation have ever
nsed. have several friends who are us
Ing it. They think it an excellent remedy.
/ recommend it to all who are afflicted
with constipation or indigestion. Any
one doubling this statement is invited to
Sall on me at 2 Front street"
MIR. Milton Knots, Urbana, O., writes:
Last November one year ago was tax
en- sick, and called in our family physician.
He examined rs and said had symp-
toms of typhoid fever. He gave me
medicine for two weeks or more with.
outany relief began to think that my
days on earth were fast closing in. /
saw at once that his medicine would
not reach my disease. Just as was about
to conclude that would have to die, my
daughter brought me one of your pamph-
lets. l noticed case whose symptoms
were like mine, and PERUNA and MANA
LIN hal cured him. ! concluded at once
to try it. Irrocured one bottle of PERU
MA and ono OF MANALIN, and took them
as directed, and before had used the two
bottles began to receive strength and
gain in flesh. / finished the rest of the
two bottles and continued its use until
the third bottle was used. When they
were used I could eat anything l wanted
to and 60 about my work. I consider
that lift hadn't been for your PERUNAI
would have been in my grave. Parties
wishing information can write me at the
above place. recommend your medi-
cine wherever CO."
Mr.. John Il. Davis, Moundsville, w.
Va, writes al have been handling
your PERUNA ever since its introduction.
All who have used it speak highly of its
curative properties. I consider it a reli
able remedy"
Mr.. George Fisher, Portsmouth, O.,
writes: !" I am handling your PERuNA,
and having a good trade on it. 1t gives
splendid satisfaction"
osll4, ,'s4r.
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How Mach People Lose for Want
of Systeut.


It is astonishing how much time reo.
pie lose for want OF system. A girl
rises. dswdles about dressing, ge,s late
for breakfast. and then the best part OF
the day is gone.
A Young fellow has finished his. work
he idles about with a few friends, and
before he knows It, II is past o'clock,
and the evening I. practically wasted
Any quantity OF work can he cram
med into lifetime il there is only or.
gsnizs'ion and application
No matron or maid, sitting down, for
instance, to make kni d counterpane,
could do the whole at one sit ing; bat a
quarter OF an hours work every day
would accomplished the whole task,
long as il is, in the course OF few
weeks.
The minutes, too, have an old trick OF
slipping away so swiftly that If they are
not caught and applied to a good pur.
pose, they are wasted in manner which
leaves the wears periodically blank.
The Young husbands who ccme home
in the evening and grow sulky because
their wives are nntiiv, and the fire place
dirty with the DAYS ashes, and who are
toll nv their spouses there has been $50
much to do" that time for tidving up
could not he found, make sure that sys-
TEN Is lack ing somewhere.
The heaviest dstis work can he got
through, either bv tireside on the wife's
part, or nut Of doors on the husbands
side, II time is only taken by the fore
lock, everything beenn early, and every
thing, too. Systematically carried out.
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Mexico, according to The most recent
statistics, has population Of 10 001 :
0OQ and tbe value Of properly in the
country u ssiDstsd st lsS 54S .0e0, 600.
.lO0 Doses Tine Dollar" 10 time only
81 Hood's safsspsrilIs, sn6 II is sn~un-
,snswera5le argument as to strength and
- osYes',"'y'sls2 q tsaaH bass .ae,Jfhs 81
Carriers Litle Liver Pills VIII posi-.
lively cure aick headache and prevent
a. as rstsrn, This is not talk, but t'ntb.
One pill q dose, To Be had OF all drug.
RIsis See advertisement.
"Ma, why aid you Whip Freddie =
. "a Because be BIZ ,Arihs, and hart him,
nv con-" aWen. tbep, ynB ought TO
whip papa" "Wbir papsf What for :"
.'Csuee cav him bite Mabel's Eusfc
taeacbtf' rieblsin tie mou'h, and J know
itLurt hpr, because she put her, arms
sfou6tLis neck sud TIED TO choke hiE. "
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-11-04
How They Eye Each Other.
Atlanta Constitution.

When handsome young man meets
a pretty girl on the street it is smusing
tc notice their maneuvers The Young
man wants to take look OF the girl, but
is ashamed 10 he caught at it. He looks
to the right snd left and down the side.
walk, and it is only when in the act Of
shifting bis eyes that he catches a
glimpse of the fair pedestrian The girl,
on the other hand, glances straight at
the young man. She looks at bin
calmly and critically, with eyes that
seem to wonder at bis inability to meet
her gaze. After passing each other the
one turns her side face and sees as much
as she wants to zee out of the tail of
Der eye. while her lunk-headed admrer
has to turn squarely around, blocking
mp the sidewalk and obstruc'ing travel in
his endeavor to stare at the back Of bis
bewildering charmer.
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IT i M r. .
HOLDING COURTS IN 1885.

yHE the Judges of the Courts of Common
w Pleas within and for the Eighth judicial
District of the State of Ohio, hereby order and
direct that the sever al terms of the Courts Of
Common Pleas within and for the several
counties in said District be commenced on the
days hereafter named. for and during the year
1885
COMMON PLEAS COURTS.
Muskingum County. Monday. January 10
Monday. April 20; Monday. Novembe. 9.
Morgan County. Tuesdsy. March "a; Tuesday,
June l6s Wednesday, October IA.
Guernsey County. Monday. January 10; Mon
day. April 20; Monday. November o
Noble County Tuesday, February II; Tues
day. May 10; Wednesday, October IA.
Harrison Comfy. Tuesday, January 20; Tues
day, April z; Wednesday. October IA.
Tuscarawas County, Tuesday. February 10;
Tuesday. April IA; Wednesday. October 81.
jefferson County, Tuesday. Januasy 20; Tues-
day, April %; Wednesday. October IA
Monroe County. Tuesday. January Ii; Tues.
day, May 8; Wednesday, October IA.
Belmont County Tuesday. February. 3; Tues.
day, May 26; Tuesday, November 8. d
The terms of said Courts shall commence at
nine o'clock A. NJ, on the several davs samed.
1t is herein specified that the several terms Of
Ceurt in said several counties shall be held by
said Judges as follows:
Muskingum. Morgan. Guernsey ard Noble,
by Judges George L. Phillips and E. W. Ma
thews, and the successor of said Mathews
Belmont ssd Monroe by Judge St Clair Kelly.
Jefferson, Harrison and Tuscarawss by Judges
JOS G. Hance and John 8. Pearce-Judge Jos.
O. Hance is designated to supervise the exc.
cution of the order aforesaid. We order and
direct that certified copy Of this order be
transmitted forthwith by the Clerk of the
Court Of Common Pleas of Muskingum County
to the Secretary of State. and TO tss Clerk of
the several Courts of Common Pleas in esch of
said several Counties. to be published therein
according to law.
Done at Zanesville. in the County of Mus
kingum. this I'd day Of October A. D. 1884.
es JOS. O HANCE.
JOHN 8. PEARCE.
E. W. MATHEWS.
GEO. L. PHILLIPS.
easa ST. CLAIR KELLY.
Judges OF the Court OF Common Pleas.
The State of Ohio, Musktngum County, SS:
hereby certify the foregoing to be true
copy. by order of said Judges
tATTEsT] HOWARD ASTON.
~ a Clerk Court of Common Pleas.
The State Of Ohio. Monroe County. SS::
/. Asher Okey Clerk of the Common Pleas
Court within and for said Coenty, and State.
do hereby certify that the foregoing is true
copy of the times for holding Courts in the
Eighth Judicial District for the year 1885.
Witness my signature and the seal
[sEAL.] of said Court, this 18th day Of %.
tober A. D. 1884.
80 AsKER 0xxY, Clerk.
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Does a Man Own His Head?
Medical and Surgical Reporter.

One OF the questions which an En-.
glisbman recently left to his heirs 10
quarrel over vas the right to his head.
The deceased had sold 1t to the local
phvsiclan In consideration OF his paving
the funeral expenses, and when the time
came for the delivery to be made, be
called for it and the heirs, who said the,
we're perfectly willing to pay the funeral
expenses themselves. demurred, and re.
fused to carry out the agreement. The
aid OF The courts was then invoked, and
at last accounts the matter WAS not de
eidej. In the meantime, the value Of
the head for purposes Of dissection, it
that is what the physition wanted il for,
is rapidly diminishing and soon will be
of no value whatever.A The English
courts have at various times held tha,
there could he no property, in the ordin.
ary sense in which the term is used. and
in Q dead body;aDd The Interesting ques
ticu now comes up whether the owner
ship. such as 1t is, is vested in the person
himself OF in bis representatives.
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~The delicacy OF English Wit is
something that the American mind fails
to appreciate. An English weekly Offer
cred . prize OF FL for The cleverest
original anecdo,e that should be sent il,
and the following secured The money !:
II was out ct small dinner party one
evening recently. A boy, evidently
from the green.grocer's shop, bad been
engaged to do the waiting When be
placed two dishes Of tar,s before the
hostess, she probably thinking It not cor
rect to know what was. coming, asked !:
What are these, James ," Wbereupon
the hoy, pointing 6rst to one dish and
then to the other, replied: sThem's
penny each, aud them's two for three
half.pencc.."
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PROBATE NOTICE.

4 CC0UNTS and vouchers have been fled
n In the Probate Court Of Monroe County,
Ohio. by the following Administrators, Bx.
scutors and Guardians 10 wit:
First and final account of John P. Gpriggs
Admir- with the will annexed Of the estate
Of Bphraim Rucksr, deceased.
Pirst and 6nai account of Lewis P Neuhart,
Admir- de boris non Of the estate Of Law i.
renee Neuhsrt, deceased.
Second partial account Of Elisabeth Lapp
Rxecrtrix Of the will of Geo. Lapp, decd
Second and final account of A. C. Vstter
Admir- Of the estate Of William n. Havsly
deceased.
First aud final account Of Jacob OFT Executor
VI the will Of Mary OFT, deceased.
Second and final account of James Ander-
con Admir- of the estate of francesca Mef
FIT, deceased.
First and final account Of Isaac King Adm
with the will annexed Of the estste o
John Fleming, deceased.
First and final account Of Phi lip Christman
Admir- with the will annexed VI George N.
Pfalzgraf. deceased.
Third partial account Of George 8. Algeo
Admir- Of the estate of Josiah Wilson ,dee'd .
Third and final account of George 8. Algee
admir- de bonis non of the estate Of Baxll
Stewart, deceased.
First and final account of Taylor Jeffers
Adn'r Of the estsse Of Levin kobsrly decd.
Second partial account Of Ross L. Hutchison
Guardian of James Arthur Hutchison, .
nainor.
First partial account Of John LETTERS Guardian
Of Elizabeth Trembly. IN imheeile.
First and final account Of George F. Mofitt
Guardian Of the estate Of Mary &. Mofitt
minor
Second and final account of N. W. Steenrod
} Guardian Of the estate of Norman Smith
minor.
FIRST and fnal accoant Of Philip Weber
Guardian ef Louisa Z. Jockey, a minor.
Any person ir.ersetsd may file written OK.
csptiohs to said acooBnts IL any TEN theresi
on or before the 2bst day Of November next
when the same will be finally heard and con-
tinHed from day 10 day until disposed Of.
3. K. WALTON,
sst2s ,'s5wa. Probate Judge. u C, o,
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Don't Give Up Yet.

It doesn't follow that a patient viii di,
because the doctors have "given him up"
or that he will recover because the,
promise to s'p1ll him tbroOeh !" II j,
never Ia late to try the great virtues OF
Parker's Tonic. M Michael Guilfoyle.
of Binghsmton, N. Y. was cured Of
Rheumatism nv II alter ten years of an
speakpble suffering Mr.. r. W. Mosher.
druggist, OF same city, cer'i6es that he
has 4sold over a thoussnd hotties OF Par.
ket'sl Tonic through iis repatation ior
this and other cures y