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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
A MAN MISSING.
Young Lawyer Weymouth, Gone
Until Som Other Day.

1t was reported yesterday afternoon that
Henry f. Weymouth, the young, but gay dis
ciple of Blackstone, who has been doing
considerable sharp practice at the judicial
and liquid refreshment bars of st. Paul for
about year past, had skipped out and left
his clients and creditors in the lurch.
A call at his former Office on Wabashaw
street revealed that his sign had been taken
down, and the room that had known him was
vacant. Inquiry discovered that he has not
been seen since Sunday night, and gossip
has it that he forgot to settle quite number
of professional and private accounts.
Only last week he gave his check on bank
where he had no funds and he did not square
the matter until threatened with arrest. He
came to st. Paul about year ago from a
small town up north, where he had served in
the respective pursuits of school teacher,
itinerant exhorter and bar keeper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

4 FLRST-CLASS White Barber wanted imme-
"A diately. Moran 6 Mills, Anoka, MINI. S2*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS.
Bids for Sidewalks and the Grading
of Streets Discussed.

An adjourned meeting of the board OF
public works was held yesterday forenoon.
The city engineer to whom was referred the
bids opened at the last meeting for construct
ing and repairing sidewalks, reported that the
same were not satisfactory, inasmuch as they
did not include the various kinds OF stone
required.
After some discussion the bids were re-
jected and the engineer was directed to re-
wise the specifications and submit the same
as soon as possible.
AT II O'Clock a. m. the board proceeded in
body to view Wabashaw and st. Peter
streets, Park, University and Brewster
avenues, with the view Of recommending
changes of grade.
After an inspection the board recommend
ed that the grades of the streets named be
changed to conform with the three foot grade
on Wabashaw street. between Bluff street
and University avenue, at an estimated cost
$4,000. The report was sent to the council.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
FOR SHE.

nor SALE cheap for cash-a gentle 4-year
IL old pony with harness. tools and blankets
and fine new sidebar Brewster spring top buggy
with laprobe. The above must be sold within
three or four days. Address E. 10, Globe Office
92-93
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
New Interpretations.

Articles of incorporation were filed with
the secretary of state yesterday of the Mime
sofa Shot and Lead company, whose business
is to be the purchase, manufacture and sale
of leaden shot, balls pipe and sheet and bar
lead, with mandatory and principal place
of business in the county of Ramsey. The
incorporators are: Caleb H. B. Carter of
Omaha, Nebraska, Frederick c. Ripley and
Joshua D. Carter of Dubuque, Iowa. The
corporation is to commence March "a, 1884,
for continuance of twenty years, and the
total Indebtedness is never to exceed $780,
900. The capital stock is placed at $50 900,
divided into 500 shares of 500 each to be
paid in as the board of directors may direct,
Che amount of $25, 900 having already been
certified to have been Maid in
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
PERSONAL.
r. S. Tyler, Fargo, is at the Merchants.

r. S. Tyler, Fargo, is at the Merchants.
Col. P. Mash, of Louisville, is at the Clar-
endon.
j. P. Baker, of Bismarck, was in the city
yesterday.
John McKelvey, OF Grand Forks, Is at the
Merchants.
Fred. B. Close, of Pipestone City, is at the
Merchants
S. R. Wentworth, Duluth, was in the city
yesterday.
R. S. Frazee, of Frazee, City, is at the
Merchants.
j. w. Mason, of Fergus Falls, was in the
city yesterday.
Senator Simmons, of Little Falls, was in
the city yesterday.
DR.. G. B. Dodd, of River Falls, was at the
Clarendon yesterday.
Judge j. L. Macdonald, of Shakopee, was
in the city yesterday.
Hon. A. A. Brown, of Alexandria, spent
yesterday in st. Paul.
j. Benson and c. T. Woodbury., of Anoka,
were in the city yesterday.
F. NJ. Wilson, leading attorney at Red
Wing, is at the Clarendon.
II G. Day, editor of the Albert Lea Stand
ard, was in the city yesterday.
B. F. Hanley; of Brainerd, and j. W.
Blake, Of Marshall, were in the city yester-
day.
Thos Van Etten, Of Sank Rapids, and lady
were attending the opera this week at st.
Paul.
Judge g. F. Wheelock, Owatonna's new
postmaster, visited friends at the state capt.
tol yesterday.
Chas. c. Wilson, Rochester, F. B. Martin,
Rock Island, Illinois, and R. c. TAYLOR, of
Sioux City, were at the Metropolitan hotel
yesterday.
E. A. Hemenway, of the insurance firm of
Hughson 81 Hemenway, has Just returned
from the White mountains, where he has
been rusticating for the last few weeks.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

IlOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-A choice farm,
Il fully improved and located one mile from
good town, and will sell cheap. Farwen & Co.,
Third and jackson streets
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

WTANTED-At Hong Wah laundry, compe-
w tent girl for washing and ironing. Apply
at once, No. SO West Sixth street, corner Market
Ham Mon Hong, Proprietor. 60-9S
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
HOSsSeS

ENOR RENT-Hall occupied by Standard Club,
Il 1863 jackson street, from April 1st. Apply
to S. Bergman 70"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
70 RERT

NOR RENT-First floor of house Cos West
u Seventh street. Inquire on premises.
93-99
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
REAL ESTATE.
Good MORNING!

Now is the winter of our discomfort made some
what springlike, Real Estate is picking up, and
buyers are picking it up. Travelling is good
again, and we can show you the bare ground in
our various Additions. We have
For Sale, Lots in Block 2, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Blocl, z, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 6, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block g. Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 10, Wrights Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 16, Wright's Addition
For sale, Lots in Block II, Wright's Addition
For Sale, Lots i'll Block IS, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 10, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 90, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 81, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 90, Wright's Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block %, Wright's Addition.
ALSO,
For Sale, Lots in Block 2, Lockwoods Addition.
For Sale, Lots in Block 3, Lockwood Addition.
ALSO,
A lot on Robert street, near Chamber of Com
merce.
Two lots on Third street., between Wacouta and
Rosabel.
A lot on Seventh street, near Sibley.
A lot on Fourth street, corner Rosabel.
A 60-foot lot on Douglas, near Fort street.
Lots of Residences.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

EfOR RENT-A cottage with four rooms,
IL Pantry and closets, good water and every
convenience. Apply to j. c.. Mccarthy, Sixth
ward 27O&
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

L1OR RENT-Store, second or third floor 369
IL Robert street, 50x100. Inquire at office, sec
ond floor 87eod&sun107
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

NOR RENT-House, 10 rooms cellar, cistern,
Il well and barn. House in excellent condi
ton, within two minutes of street cars. Apply
at Bank of Minnesota Vim. Dawson. S7*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
Pension Figures For March,

There were fifty eight pension claims filed
at the adjutant generals Office in March, of
which twenty-six were original, twenty in
crease, three bounty, four widows, two faith
ers, two mothers, and one restoration to the
pension rolls. Fifteen original claims allowed
for back pensions amounted to SIS, 724, and
there were also allowed three increase claims,
one reissue and one bounty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

UiOR RENT-House of rooms, in good order,
n 314 Franklin street South, with well and
cistern. IS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
BARRE BLEUE.
Tonight 'Barbe Bleue" will be presented

The sale of seats for the Flour City min
strels opens tomorrow morning.
The exhibition to be given by the Athletic
club Saturday night promises to be very fine
The sale of seats opens on Friday.
The sale of seats for the engagement of
the Gus Williams company, in zone of the
Finest,n opens on Saturday morning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
Cant. Rresset,s Lectnre

The police force were given lecture just
before the o'clock relief went out last night,
by Capt. Bresset, who read the riot act in a
mild way, in pursuance to instructions from
Chief Clark. They were informed that here
after no smoking would be allowed on the
beats, and no oficeV must enter saloon ex-
cepting he is called in on business. They
were also instructed to be tidy as to personal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
Transactions in County Bonds

The National German American bank paid
County Treasurer Burton yesterday 50, 1925
for nine 1000 Ramsey county bonds bear
ing per cent. annual interest, payable semi
annually. Treasurer Burton also paid the
First National bank of st. Paul Yesterday the
cum of $4,000 for five 81 900 Ramsey county
bonds bearing per cent. interest, issued to
Thompson Bros. or bearer in 1864, and
known as the old war bonds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
PILES! PILES :!

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and
liberated Piles has been discovered by DR.. Will
liam, IAN Indian remedy called Dr.. WILLIAMS
INDIAN OINTMENT. single box has cured
the worst chronic cases of 25 years standing. No
one need suffer five minutes after applying this
wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions and in
struments do more harm than good William 5
Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense
itching, (particuIarly at night after getting
in bed, acts poultce, gives instant and pain
less relief and is prepared only for Piles itching
of the. 4rivate parts, and for nothing else. For
sale by all druggists, and mailed on receipt of
price, 81. MOVES BROS. s. CUTLER, Wholesale
Agent, St. Paul, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
The Criminal Term Business Yester-
daU

The case of John Hanley for murder, in
which at this term of the district court the
jury failed to agree, was put over to the May
term by Judge Wilkin yesterday. The APP
plication Of Brown and Koran for bail, pend
ing the decision of motion for new trial,
was continued to next Saturday, as also was
the stay of proceedings in the case of Thos.
Connolly. The case of David Gibbs for
receiving stolen goods, was continued to the
Nav term for trial.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
DIAMOND DUST.
Movements in Behalf of the st. Paul
Club.

A meeting of the base ball club was held
yesterday evening, all members being pres
ent A lengthy discussion took place as to
the proper location for the. grounds, it being
the decided opinion of all the directors but
two that a site should be selected
on the line of the street railway.
1t was demonstrated that the interests of
the public, both from the standpoint of con-
venfence and economy would be best con-
suited by having the grounds adjacent to the
street car track. On motion Mr. Robert
Smith and Messrs. Litten and Cory, were
appointed committee to select grounds.
1t was also decided that the unpaid assess
ments should be collected without delay and
Messrs. Frank Keogh, Col Alien and Robt.
q. Smith were appointed as a committee to
collect the same, the calls to be made to-
morrow afternoon
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

The best cooks say that Dr. Pierces Caeam
Baking Powder is the incest, best raising for
pastry. American housekeepers say that it
lghtens and sweetens the biscuit more efficiently;
the chemists say it is strong and free from alum,
amonia, or any Objectionable drug: the physi-
clans say it is nutritious and healthful.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
ADJUSTMENTS.
BOSTON Ideals In "F'igaro.

The "Marriage of Figaro" was the opera
| presented at the Grand by the Boston Ideals
last night, and it drew out an immense
audience. In view of the classical and severe
character of the composition, it was given
mosl enjoyable and artistic rendition.
The scene is in the old classical fuge style,
and it is beyond doubt the most difficult
work undertaken by this company, and the
wonder is that they attempt to give it at all.
In almost every essential particular the cast
was as presented at the previous engagement
of the company.
Mr.. Mcdonald essayed the role of the
count, and he sang and enacted the role
splendidlv. His voice is not over strong,
but it is clear and perfect, not being marred
by false note. His acting was in
keeping with the vocal requirements,
and if anything more enjoyable.
Miss Timer appeared as the countess; her
voice was in good trim and she sang and
acted with the old grace and charm. The
role of Susan was taken by Miss Stone, in
which she was as bewitching as ever. Mr.
Whitney appeared as Figaro, and ne was
equal to the role from every standpoint. AS
the page Miss Phillips was charming and
the cast was very effecting throughout includ
ing such artists as Miss Burton, Mr. Hubbard,
Mr.. rockingham, Mr.. Morsel, Miss Shack
ford and Mr.. Dale.
Among the striking numbers were the
quartet in the first act, and the duet by Miss
Stone and Miss Ulmer in the second act.
The costuming, orchestration and appoint
ments were generally good.
This afternoon "The Bohemian Grip will
be given.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

When you have Itch, Salt Rheum, Calls, or
Skin eruptions of any kind, and the Piles, the
you know without being told of it, A, P. Wilkes
B. & E. Zimmerman and E. Sterile, the druggists
will sell you DR.. Bosankos Pile remedy for fifty
cents, which affords immediate relief. sure
cure
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
Not q Particle.

Mr.. Louis K. Hall, Washington, D. c.,
states that he suffered agonizing fortunes and
could hardly bend or straighten himself.
Two applications of St. Jacobs Oil, the Won
derful pain-cure, cured him and he has not
had particle of the old pain since.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

REYNOLDs-In this city, at corner of Fifth and
Broadway, March 3Oth 1884, Augusta, beloved
wife of Fred Reynolds, aged % years and IA
days.
Funeral services will be held at Emanuel
church Evangelical association), corner OF
Eleventh and Pine streets, at p m. Wednesday,
April I'd. Friends of the family are invited to
attend.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
LOCAL MENTION.

Kavanagh sells large lot of furniture at his
salestand, corner of Third and Cedar Streets at
10 O'Clock, this morning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

Kavanagh sells a large lot of furniture at his
salestand, corner Of Third and Cedar streets, at
10 O'Clock, this morning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
Everybody Knows It

Kavanagh sells large lot of furniture at his
salestand, corner of Third and Cedar streets, at
10 o'clock, this morning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

GULLEN'S LIVERY, Nos. 90 and 25 West
" Fourth street.-The finest vehicles of all
kinds in the northwest. Coachmen with or with
out livery; competent agent to attend carriages
at parties, operas, weddings, etc.; frst-cass
colored man, Bruce Bryant, to attend door at par
ties and receptions Invitations delivered with
promptness and dispatch. Z. P. Cullen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

ENURNITURE AT AUCTION-I will sell at
Il auction, at my salestand, corner of Third
and Cedar streets, at 10 O'Clock, this, Wednesday,
morning, a large lot of chairs, tables, stoves,
lounges etc. Also, lot of silverware, glassware,
crockeryware etc., ETC.
P. 7. KAVANAGH,
SO Auctioneer,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

Anheuser Busch Export Beer, at 1O6 W. Third
street. II. Oremann, agent,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

CTOVES STORED away for the season.
y Called for and put up again in the fall Call
or address Joseph Haag, 3O9 West Seventh street.
sos
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
MISCELLANEOUS RE4L EsTlTE.
LOST IND FOUND,

T OST-A piston rod for steam pump, together
IL with two brass rings and two white metal
rings. Return to Globe office and receive q
liberal reward. 1884
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

GoMPETENT ACCOUNTANT-Will post, ex
~ anime and adjust books, attend to any KIND
of office work. Viciously and obscurely kept
books corrected. Address, Accountant, this Of
fee. 90-96.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

E1OUND-A piece of good carpet. The owner
u can get it from the undersigned after pay
ing the expenses for advertising. Joseph Hahn,
563 st. Peter street. 1924
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

yNTANTED-Board in a private family, by a
w lady. References exchanged. Address
NJ, GLOBE office, 92-93
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
DIED.

Besley's Waukegan Ale and Porter, at 1O6 W.
Third street. II. Orlemann, agent
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

appearance, polite to all persons asking in
formation and not to converse with loungers
while ON duty.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

WANTED-A situation by boy of IS in an
w office or store. Address Sc, GLOBE
office - 1894
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FIVE CENTS
sITUATIoNs TINTED.

NTANTED-A situation as correspondent by
w a young man who can speak six languages
Can give good references. Address c, 10, GLOBE
Office 92-9S
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
MISCELLANEOUS.

TABLE BOARD at the Arcade Hotel, So 75
i per week. 353 Robert. 90-96
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
HAK4Y4GH,s AUCTIONS.

GUARDIAN SALE-P T. Kavanagh will
VIZ sell for Col. A. r. Kefer, guardian of
Virginia C. Zirkelbach and Joseph C. Zirkelbach,
at public auction on Monday next, April T. at 10
O'Clock q. M, at the southeast corner Wabashaw
and Fifth streets, LOIS l, 2, 3 and A. block Is Ly
man Dayton's addition. This beautiful piece of
property situated on corner Maria avenue and
Fifth street, has a frontage of $50 feet on Maria
avenue, with a handsome two-story brick resi-
dence, stable, etc. This location is very desira-
bic either for residence or business, and will
surely more than double in value ere long. For
further information, call at the Office of Col A.
L. Kiefer, 100 East Seventh street.
P. t. KAVANAGH,
1898 Auctioneer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

W7IDE AWAKE, industrious, intelngent
w young man wants work of any KIND at
once. Address, Is GLOBE office. 9U-So
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

7 OST-Either in Minneapolis or ST. Paul,
Z diamond pin with setting of seven stones.
Liberal reward will be paid for its return to
Donnelly's, 312 Wabashaw street. 1898
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

WANTED situation as clerk in a clothing or
w dry goods store, by young man from
Canada Can speak both English and french.
10 years experience. Good references. Address
Phillip Rouilard Minneapolis, MINI. 1914
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

MTANTED-A young man well acquainted
w with the city, to drive delivery wagon
and take care of the horse. Apply 127 East
Seventh street. 92-9S
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

WANTED.-A First class dressmaker, one
" who understands cutting and fitting at
$40 Franklin st. 1896
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

WANTED-A few good statesmen to sell the
w New High Arm Sewing machine. q
East Third street. S8*
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

GOMPOSITORS WANTED-Six or eight COM
~ petent book compositors at once. West
Publishing Co., ST. Paul 1888.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02
sxrUATIoNs 0FFERED.

WANTED-A good female cook, at 61O West
w Seventh street. 93-99
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-04-02

NANTED-Tw upholsterers. Apply 127
w East Seventh street. 92-9S
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-02-16
Western Maryland Railroad.

on and after SUNDAY. Dec -, 1855, passenger
trains will depart and arrive at H:ise rstOWn
daily a. follows Baltimore time:
LEAVE IIACEf:sTDwS.
6. Is n. m. Tor Shlppensburg.
$50 a. ~. through passenger, arriving % iiilen
station Ht at il.pJ.
l2.29 o. m, for ShippensDurg and interm@ilaie
points.
90 p. IN. mail: arrives IN Baltimore ~ 60.
so =. m. for Baltimore. due &c Hiilen station
at 10 p. IN.
ARRIVE At IfAGERSrOES.
Mall train leaves HiIlen station AT $50 2. m. o..
arriving At iagerstOwn ~ l2.lJ =. H., William
sport I'D p. II.
Memphis & Atlanta ETpreSs-Icavcs Hillcu
Station 3.Ij Is. m. arrives N HagersfOwn 50.
Through Passenger-Leaves IIillsH station
at y. m. and arrives ~ Ha-crstDwn - SIS =.
n. WiiiamspOrt 50 p M.
J. II. HOOD, General Manager.
i. II. GRLswOLD, General Ticket Agent.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-02-16

Many who long suffered from indie
scribab!c feelings of distress, lame back,
aching joints, sores, swellings, weakness
OF the urinary and digestive organs, I'M
natural feelings OF wenrinesS, headache,
nervousness, dependency, sleeplessness,
disturbing dreams, partial insanity, etc.,
after doctoring live, Kidneys, nerves and
brain, with tie various quack nostrums
of the day, and being nearly frightened
10 death by their alarming advertisement,
quietly began using DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsapa.i!la, and were agree
ably surprised 10 quickly find themselves
restored to perfect health. 10 other REM
edy equals it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-02-16

''You are now one," said the minister
TO the happy pair he had just tied together
with a knot that they never could undo.
(which one?" asked the bride. "You
will have to settle that for yourselves"
said the clergyman.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-02-16

Asmart boy in one of the public schools
having been required TO write a compost
tion on some part of the human body, eX-
pounded as follows: "a throat is conve-
nient to have, especially to ROSTERS and
ministers. The former eats corn and
crows with it. The latter breaches through
his'n. and ties il un.N
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-02-16

Things are not fairly and equitably di-
vidcd in this sad and sin-staincd world.
Some men haven't hair enough on their
heads to make blby's eyebrow, while
some butter looks like it was the boss of
VIC fnctnrr
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-02-16

\ writer says that a Burmese girl who
wishes to kiss, "presses her nose up
against face and shifts" Now, when
you 90 to Burmah, and girl rushes up
in the street and presses her nose up
against your face and shifts, you will
know how to act.