The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-18
Miscellany.


Jewish New Year on the 2Sth.
General Buffers dinner.bucket is a.rust.
ing.
This has been great year for fruit In Santa
Barbara, Col.
In shallow streams, they say, oysters can
now be caught already steamed.
our divorce judges arc all sigrers OF the Dc.
claration OF lndependence.-N !. NeWS.
Miss Shepherd, the daughter OF Mrs. WI.
Florence, is TO support Lolita this season.
Linn County Qa.) man has thus fa- this
season picked 1900 melons from a one.acre
patch.
There is n man In Georgia who has a sun
flower stalk in his garden with 11S flowers
omit
The price OF hemp has suddenly gone up 10
Kentucky. Can this be due to recent cases OF
lynchingY
The fisherman who catches good string of
nsh is not generally a liar. He doesn't need
10 be.
man IN Minneapolis has a pet hog which
follows him about everywhere. 1t must be
pleasant, both for the hog and tho man.
The present style of ladies' dresses is so com
plicated that guide-book ia necessary 10
teach the owner where to ind the pockets.
Fargus, the author OF SCALED Back" re-
ceives an income OF $3.50 week from his pub
fishers, at the rate OF sl0 for every 1000 vol.
umcs cold.
Black coartplaster is being uaed again as a
fashionable face ornament. The only trouble
is the pieces OF plaster are not large enough
usually.
Ex-Governor St. Johns record, It seems, is
mot altogether impeachablc. Ho smokes, and
for many years past he has been very fond OF
peanuts.
They say the late Duke of Wellington was
not good father. This Is hardly true. Any
man who leaves an Income OF $4,000 ayear
Is good father.
"satin lined purses are the style this year."
Gays a fashion paper, but we presume the old
gold and greenback Innings will still retain
their popularity.
when Boston man desires to- be extremely
hospitable he invites visitor presenting a
letter OF Introduction to seat In his pew Mt
church "next Sabbath. "-PAtsbugh ChfoRicie.
False sets OF teeth are often washed ashore
at the Watering place beaches. The prudsns'
man will carefully fastenFbls teeth .tssaststeit
with his bathroom keysJasssn goes into
KNIGHTS TEaspfssfs corr, at A. saks & Co.'s.
AIashft'fabie English lady recently wore a
bfghtred ulster at watering placs. She
looked like Red Riding Hood, aud her hus
band, according TO correspondent, repre-
sented the wolf.
Seven hundred skulls were found In a sand
bank near Columbus, O. As no other bones
have been found the scientists are In doubt
what 10 think about II.
Columbia river salmon statistics show that
from the Inception OF packing in 1866 to the
close OF the season In 1881, there have been
packed O3lO,05S cases, worth S3l, 100000.
Nine. Pappepheim left this country weigh
Ing $50 pounds and returned this summer
only weighing 100 She probably spent her
vacation at a fashionable watering place
hotel.
Cincinnati man has discovered a process
by which corpse can be converted Into mar
ole, and an exchange says IL Is possible In
time for every family to have house full OF
statuary. II the family was large the statuary
scheme would be rather inconyenient. The
Mormon with a dozen wives and half q hun.
dred children would havo all the furniture
crowded out OF his house by statuary-in time.
-NOIFiSiOWR Htrdid.
ASpanish operate manager has been ,kiltsd
10y the husband OF his.premieres aaifs6hse for
saying that she "dRReed sltks' Il Chicken"
From this wo infet Aiaat Spanish chickens
must be very poorAl5vcers.
School paRss. EiBenan Bros, cor. 9Th 4 E.