The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1884-07-24
NAsRy HAS A DREAM,

! WuZ island in the midst nv the osheh,
bare rock az il were, with nary aycg-
citation, rock without shade and onto
witch the pitilis sun wuz a bcetn on
merclfully,
Onto the island wuz badly worn
out female, holler-cyed and gaunt, and
] kivcred not at all presentable, III |
had a son would not that he shood Sc
lect sich one for his Wife, for n more
battered old hag | never seed, She
he'd blotches all over her, and she wore
such hungry and ravcnuS look "a |
never seed on II female aforc, And
hoycrin about her WIZ three more jest
like her.
sWho are your" scd |, "asyhow,"
Then up spoke the female,
"My NAME" scd She, DRAWN long
sigh. sis Dimocrisy."
"And who are the three witch mite be
sisters NV yourm, wich is clingmg TO
your skirts?'
"Ths one is Slavery, this tother one
is Seceshion, and This third is Repndia-
shcn. We are a qumtette, allu2 iogetll-
cr and never separated, We are -four
in one and one in four"
1t okkurrcd 10 me that they consti-
footed four flush which shood not
desire to draw to, but held my pecce.
No matter how ugly a female may be,
she will resent being called ugly. |
have he'd TO do with females. hey
made honest though injoodishus re-
marks. and am baldheaded. have
paid for my wisdom.
lnotist Il number of men dod@in
among the FOX, pickin up wat they
Good. all of them in the last stages of
distress and asked who they WIZ.
"TheSc gentlemen YOU see about
among the rox, pickiu up a livin ez
best they may, are my vassals. That
strappin Young Teller is my only son
and chief support, the Solid South,
That big lnjun over there is Tammany'
and the rowdy lookin Teller in the red
necktie is Irving Hall. They are rather
diversified lot. Theirs Free Trade
and Perrickshun, and there's Honest
Money and Fiat money. It's ruther
large family and no two of them alike.
They quarrel like cats and dogs, and /
find it difficult to manage en-"
looked en- over and noticin that 10
two NV en- seemed to iev anything III
common, except an intolcrablc hunger.
[ conclooded the lady must hey bin cX-
tcnsivcly married, which she hlushingiy
asscntcd to, so blushingly thai ii like
wise okkuri,ed to me that She hrdn't
alays talTicd till the ceremony WIZ
pernounst This jedgmcnt was partly
based onto her persncl appearance and
partly on the dissimilarity NV her OIL
spring.
shodcnt hey picked her out 10 be
the superintendent Of ladies semin-
airy, anyhow.
"Wat place is this:"
This is the Island of Defect. We
hey bin here twenty-four years. The
fecnd Linkin cXilcd us. We new blh
here subsistn on wat we brot with Us.
We wuz pretty well fixed, Tor we ned
control of things for many years be-
fore, but OH it is awful s'ayin here
now. However we snail soon De de-
llyercd from THIS ilcii. we leN a''N,ces
NV eNPeu!ti"ii t" ""' '''ic''
good snip iH"ePen''c'"' '''i''''''.''' -
captain ''aNSc i!u'h N'''i>' anu
armed WIFE j'd't"% tc"d|3' '' on Us
va, hitler, ani 4: VIE take Gs "h, ana
we shell Wi;h ihcif help, :" V1i!'l"e''"
and to confer.
" i e are Go!h 10 ne tnN9A eli IBIS
dc2oa;c place ihhneu;ly. MY eAe'!iE
hcH .,iis aid tie one f;,c.ioH is coHiiHa
to NV rc.k0u. Il j: comm HOW and IN
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,ni. wu,s u,r neil. Look. i.oo!. |
Here come, nv saivashcn.'
l,ntoJ ,,,f and |, unou Tie o~i.en
un1 g., o,lI,n. shin .tau,iiny in tnuard |
tl,c i.l,n1 With fae helm Of Il .siazs { |
,.,,d ,crl ha,. ,lane--l! vu2 tlr "inda-
,onI.nt rou,bl;sin." On her dec. |
st,,l Mr. Gc,,,oc W;E,um Vurtis. :, |
J,,,,o,.x ,,..5,i, and ,haf eminent
o.,,i,.oi,.r;s, ,rln,n,s Mast. IKE owe in
and tho oTi,rr hi. g,,4i l;er.rl,-
a,4 ma ,hort o,,, ,,,,y ,or,, hnrlynds
49,. .s.o,, J;J,.t 500 IL, r,n,u,n.
',:,nn- o,,,1 ,,tIn, ,.',,lnrad hov i,,.
ain ,,,y hahn. r,v;r,fnl hui anyI,or
Il wrz bcariry down upou the rock.
and ti,pre WA. = scene of intense excite
man, or t,,o Island