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The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16

get married.
Would training . goat be called
working In butter 7
'The maiden said, 60 not and he
staid and she stayed.
IfEl MAhdi has eighteen wives he
must be used to Sighting.
Tho man that blows out the gas must
have screw loose somewhere.
PatsrfamiliaS says that the house
held Spring overhauling uiually cleans
him out.
Mr.. Turnipseed is the name Of the
Mayor Of Ealssvills, Ohio. He prob
ably ID 0 growing man.
Queen POmsrs sughG to be . leader
of fashions. She 10 at the head Of the
Society islands.
The largest circular saw 10 In use In
Michigan, and is competing success
fully with divorce lawyers.
| A man must be capable Of penetrate
Ing Egyptian darkness who can SEQ
England's rights Ia Egypt.
Why il q washerwoman like . nsvi.
CATER Because she spreads her sheets,
crcss Q the line, and goes fren pole 10
pole.
Prof L. Stone Wiggin claims the
earthquake. He Ia welcome 10 II IL he
only puts It carefully away whore II
won't turn up again.
A camel will work for seven or eight
days without drinking. In this he diff.
fers from some men, who will drink
seven or eight days W tbCut working.
The following iS from the London
Punch Why is an elephant like .
biick ? Because he can't climb . tree.
The tree, moreover, leaves in Spring.
and the elephant leaves with the mens-
gsrie.
Phobs Towle, Of Newark, N. j., 10
/ l03 years old, and she is he last W.
man living upon whom WAsbingtos
imprinted . fatherly kiss. She is prob
ably the last woman that any m~s .ill
kiss &c the present time.
A Juvenile inquirer was looking At
some Of those pictures of ABg's a.
which only heads and wings are visibl.,
and after few minutss' reflection, be
gave voice TO his thoughts as follows /:
"Wsll mamma how do they sit down r.
An Illinois town was agitAted over
The discovery Of new metal several
times heavier than lead. Il was found
in the hsnSs Of newly married couple.
II turns cut now TO be- the first effort
Of the bride ct bread making.
'Thsre il only one fault to be found
with tha steak at our house." said youpg
Flush the other day, "they are always
too well Done"
"Ist as change places" replied bis
friend Shorts, "they are always rare
snough where live"
Employer TO Wild aud reckless clerk,
-"ThsmAs did not tell you that I
would give yoa n better position II you
LEFT OF drinking -
Clsrk-"Yea, sir"
Employer-"But 1 understand that
you were drunk again last night"
Cierk-"Very true, sir, but ras
enly entertaining your offer"
"You drank too much wiue At din
nsr to-day, George"
"oA no, my love; you are certainly
mistaken"
tfThsn why did you rave so when
you were taking nap on the lounge r.
"That is explained easily enough.
Ny head was resting on you crazy pill
low"
Il Il said ct Boston seancs q Bor-
rswing widower succeeded in establish
ing Communication with his wife, who
had passed into she spirit land from the
Hub. The man inquired if she was
happy, and II she liked her new sur.
roundings, TO which she replied "WeIl,
dear, il is very charming and lovely,
and all that, bat of course you know,
dear, il isn't Boston"
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
DR. ALIEN,
Notice Of Assignment,
earneystre San Fran cisco, Cal.

Notice is hereby given that Thos. Monteith
q Son, OF Linn county, Oregon, have made q
generalsassignment of all their property to the
undersigned for the benefit of their, creditors
under an act of the Legislature of Oregon
entitled IAN act to secure creditors a lust
division OF the estates of debtors who convex
to assignees for the benefit of creditors" ap-
proved Oct. 18th, 1878. All persons having
CLAIMS against the estate of said Thos. Mon.
teith & Son are hereby notified and reauired
to present the same under oath to the nnder.
signed at Albany, Oregon, within three
months from the date of this notice.
Dated April 4th, 1884.
sR. s. STRAHAN,
Assignee.
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1E13li,t1' Notice.
To all ,ehom Il may concern :

To all lehom il may eoacera
NOTICE Is hereby given that by an or.
~ der of the County Court, OF Linn
county, Oregon, made and entered of rec
ord in the County Clerks office of said
county, on the 18th day of March, lSs4, the
undersigned was duly appointed and now
Is the legally qualified and acting execu-
trix of the last will and testament OF
Charles NJ Tndall, deceased, late of Linn
county, Oregon. And all persons having
claims against the estate Of said decedent
are hereby notified 10 present them, with
the proper vouchers, within six months
from the date of this notice, to the under
signeo executrix at her residence about
four miles northwest of Scio in said conn
ty,
Dated this 4th day of April, 1884.
RUTH ADEIIA IINDALI.
POWELL & BILYEu, ExecutTix.
Attorneys.
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Farm for sale.

One hundred and forty acres, nine
miles above Lebanon. 10 acres in cu1-
tivation 10 acres sIa shed and sown to
rass. Comfortable dwelling, good
eutheuses. Cheap. Inquire at this
Office.
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NER VoUS DEBrG. - ]

ba- L Z. VESTS NERVE AND IRAIN 1EE4c-
ness, Conyulsions, Fits, NorvoEs ksrrslgsa.
Headache, Nervous ProstFafSon caused - O e tlae
OF alcohol or fobacee, Wakefnlf.ess, Mes-iti De-
preston. Softening of the Brain resulting l. "
sanity and leadlng 10 misery. decay AID cclih,
Premature Old Age EaErenness. Ioss Of power
IN either sex. Involuntary loses ard s. e-ulut-
orrhoea caused by cycr-exertion of the hraiu. sc-
abuse or over-indulRence. Each lex CO, tHirs
one months treatment. Si.Co box. or siz bozcs
for $500 sent by mail prepaid TcceiTf cf FEice.
WE GUARANTEE SIX EGA =
20 cure any ease. With each oFdcr received by re
for six boxes, accompanied with S5.Co. we VII
send the purchaser cur written Euaras tce 10 re4
fund the money IL the treatment does uCt eject
a cure. Guarawlees issued ouiy by
WOODARD. CLARK q &c.
"hG1cE21o o2G Retail 1=<@EE1z-z=,
PORTLAND. OREGON.
Orders By MAJ a receive nronpt stteEltsuz.
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To the Unfortunate

Seminal weakness, night losses By dreams, PIN
pes the face and loss of manhood positively be
cured. The sick and afflicted should not fail 70 call
upon him. The Doctor has Travelled extensively in
Europe and inspected thoroughly the various nospi
saIs there, obtaining great deal Of valuable InforTna
ton, which competent 70 impart TO those in need
Of his services. DIR. GIBB0N will make no charge
unless he effect cure. Persons at distance MAY
BE CGRED AT HOME. All cor 'munications
strictly confidential You one bu5 the Doctor.
Send ten dollars for package Of medicine. Persons
writing TO the Doctor will please state the name nf the
paper they see this advertisement in. Charges
sonabe. Call or write. Address DIR. J. T. GIBBOE,
Box 1857, San Francisco. Vl5n43
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16

"Justice" in speaking OF farmers
says:
l. They have ten votes to seven Of
ell other occupants.
2. They have votes enough to carry
any election.
8. They caa efectually put an, end
to the sxtortions Of railroads. which
take one bushsl Of every two. .tha farmer
raises.
4. They can put ten farmers in Con.
grsss and the State Legislature for
every one they now have.
5. They can make their own laws in
all the states:
8. They can secure the same pay.
nsnt per hour for hand wsrk that il
demanded by brain work.
Z. They can have al the comforts
and Injuries now enjoyed by the clas-
sss which prey upon them.
Q. They can combine themselves into
a compact bedy.
9. They can co-operate, can stsnd by
enc another, and if they do so can rule
the world--cr
10. They can continue to be the dali
drudges they have been, the prey Of
every cunning politician, lawyer and
spcculat0r In the land.
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THE
DIR, LIEBIC

~
Private IDlspensaPy,
400 Geary St, San Francisco Cal
Conducted by Qualified Physicians
and surgeous-reguIaT graduates.
II The Oldest specialists ia the
United States, lifelong experience,
perfect method and pure medicine,
insure speedy and permanent cures
Of all Private, Chronic and Nervous
D5seases Affections Of the Blood,
Skin, Kidneys, Bladder, Erupti0us,
Ulcers, Old Sores, Swelling Of the
.Glads, Sore Mouth, Throat Bone
Pains, permanently cured and erAdi-
Gated from the system for life.
NERVOUS Debility, Impoteaey,
Seminal Losses, Sexual Decay, Men
tai and Physical Weakness, Failing
Memory, Weak Eyes, Stunted De-
yelopment, ,Impediments TO Marriage
etc, from excess or youthful f5llies,
or any cause, speedily, safely and
privately cured.
Y0uag. MfddIe.Aged and Old
men, and all who need medical skill
and experience, consult the old
European Physician AZ once. His
opinion costs nothing, and may
save future misery and shame.
When inconyenlent TO visit the city
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16

The dress Of the different orders Of
Monks is the same as that Of the lew
est orders Of the population at the
time the orders Of the population
were founded.
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$1,000.

Coed farm, enc mile west of Brownsville
on the road leading to Halsey, containing l02
acres, oak ridge land, some tihe oak groves,
all enclosed, rs acres in cultivation, young
orchard and shrubhsry good barn and fair
house, two good wells with pumps. Price
$1,000, one years time on one half amount if
desired, with security on premises. Cali at
premises or address D. A. Carter, Egan,
Grant county, Or.
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Wonderful German InvIgoraiOr

Wonderful German InVIgOratOr
Permanently prevents all Unnatural Losses from the
system, tones the nerves, strengthens the muscles
checks the waste, inygorates the whole system, and
restores the afflicted TO Health and Happiness.
The reason many cannot get cured Of Seminal
Weakness Loss Of Manhood, etc, Is owing to a COM
pie2tion, called ProstatoPrhea with Hyperaethesia
which requires peculiar treatment. DIR. Liebigs In
vigorator the only positive for Prosat0rrhea
With peculiar special treatment, used at the Liebig
Dispensary.
Price OF Iavlg0Fai0P, Sc. Case Of six bottles
serVation.
Most powerful electric belts free to patients.
To prove the wonderful power Of the InyigoFator.
S2 Bottle Given or sent Free.
Consultation free and private.
Call or address
LIEBEG DIsPENgARY.
400 Geary Street, San Francisco Cal.
Private entrance, 4o5 Mason Street. four blocks up
GeAxy Street from Kearney, Main entrance through
Dispensary Drug Store.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
Quimby House.

QUIMBY & HERSBY, PrOprietOrS.
Cor. 4th and &. SITS, Portland, or.
nNE OF THE FINEST AND MOST
W complete hotels in Oregon. Conduct
Cd both by American and European plans.
All the modern improvements. 40 bed
rooms, we'll furnished, light, and wei
ventliA ted First-ci-ss reading rom,
barber shop. An ovAtcr an1 all
latest Dvenioucea.
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Treatment, me1IclNs8 % EelI gFtFJ by
express free from observation II il sefeyident that
physician who gives his whole attention to class
Of diseases attans great skill and physicians through
out the country knowing this, frequently recommend
difficult cases 70 the oldest specialist by whom every
known good remedy Is used. The Doctors age anu
experience make his opinion Of supreme Importance
EyThcse who call see ho one but the Doctor. Con-
suItations free and sacrcdly confidential. Cases
which have failed in obtaining relief elsewhere espec
tally solicited Female diseases suceessfuily treated
The Doctor will agree to forfeit 1900 for
dsrtaken, not cured Call write Hours daily from
=. m. to p. m, TO evenings Sundays, 10 to
IL only. Send for the Sanitarist Guide to Health,
sent free. Address above
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16

manhood In all its complications and Irom SnateVeT
cause produced. It enFiches and purfhes the blood
strengthens the nerves brain, muscles DIGESTION re-
productive organ and physical and mental faculties
II stops any unnatural debilitating drain npon the
system preventing involuntary losses, dehilitaiing
dreams seminal losses with the urine. ETC.. 50 de-
structive mind and body. IL Is sure eiiaain4tor
Of all kidney and bladder complaints IL contains no
injurisus ingredients. To those suffering from the
evil effects Of youthful indiscreSions, speedy thor
ongh and permanent cure is GUARANTEED, Price
- 50 psr bottle or i've bottles in case, with full d.
rections and advice $40. Sent secure from ohserya-
aon to any address upon receipt OF price, or e D. D.
~ Il -
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
THE EXPERT SPECIALIST.

THE EXPERT SPECIALIST.
nR. ALLEN. AS Is WELL KNOWN IS A REG
- ular graduated Physician, educated aa Bowdoln
College and University Of Michigan. He has devoted
lifetime to the study OF the tfetment and cure Of
diseases within his speciality.
xoUNG nIEzHr.
And middle.aged men, who are suffering from the
effects OF youthful indscretons or excuses In ma
turer years, nervous and physical debility, impo-
tenee, lost manhood, confusion Of ideas duh eves
aversion to society, desponGency, pimples on the
face loss OF energy and memory frequency Of urnat-
ing, etc.
fARemember the Doctor has q Vegetable Com.
pound the result OF many years special practice and
hard study which under his special adyice has never
rhea, etc.
M HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE.
Having been surgeon In charge Of two leading
hospitals) enables TO treat ali private troubIes
with excellent results. wish II distinctly UNDER
stood that do not claim To perform inpossibties or
70 nave miraculous or supernatural power claim
only to be skilliul and successful Physician and
surgeon, thoroughly Informed In my speciality
DISEASES OF MAN.
All applying TO mo will receive my honest opinIon
of their complaints-no experimenting | will guar.
antee positive cure In every case / undertake. or
forfeit 81 900 CONSULTATION In Office or by letter free
and strictly private Charges reasonable. THOROUGH
examination, including chemical and mIcroscopIcal
analysis OF urine and advice, IS.
Office hours TO daily, 70 evening. Sunday 0 10
II. Call on or address
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DR.. CO. sALEIELp.

2f6 kearney sas San fRancfseos CaL.
Consultations strictly confidential By letter OF II
siee FREF. For the canvenienee Of patients and in
srie< TO insure perfect secrecy have adopted pri
Sate actress under which ali packages are forwarded
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TRIAL BoTLEFR FREE.

Sufficient to show its merits viii be sent 10 any one
applying By letter. stating his symptoms and age
Communications strictly confidential,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
WATERLOO SAW
MILL.
WATERLOO, OREGON.

Six miles above Lebanon,
the south side of the Santi-
am River, opposite Water
90 soda Springs. Good
roads, no hills, accessible al
all seasons.
Postoffice, Waterloo, Or.
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PATENTS

Obtained and all other businessYin the U s. Pstant
Once attendeded to for moderate fees
Our Office is opposite the U. s.. Patent ofHcs, and
vs obtain Patents in les time than those remote
from Washington.
send mode or drawing. We advise as to patent
ability free OF charge land wemake charge unless
We obtain patent
We refer here, to the Postmaster, the Supt. Of
Money Order Div. and TO officials Of the u Patent
Ohice. For circular, advice, terms, and efereucee
tcactual clients in your State or county, address
C.. A. SNOW g. CO..
oppositsI Patent Once, Washington,
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
. .,AIrIETN5NThe great strength

The great strength
|eutag remedy and nerve
tonic Is the legitimate re-
suit Of ovNr twenty yean
Of practical experience,
and cures with unfailing
certainty Nervous and
physical debility, semi
nAl weakness, spermator'
-hoeag pro 5 tAtS,svhOea,
missions. I'm p o tsney ,
xhausted vitality, pre-
.ature decline and loss ol
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
The Great English Rene

the vital fluid passing unobserved into the urine and
many other diseases leading to insanity and death.
DR. MINTIR will agree 20 forfeit Five Hundred
Dollars for . case OF this kind the vital RestOra.
tive (undcr his special advice and trestmen' wiz net
cure or for anything impure or iniu ious found
t. Dr. Mintie treats all private diseases success-u
without mercury. Consultation free, Thorough ex
animation and advice including ANALYSIS Of urine. -
Price Of vital Restorative so bottle or four times
the quantity S. sent TO any address upon receipt Of
price OF c. o. D. obscure from observation and in pr
vate II desired, by DIR. A +. MINTIE, IL Kearney
street, San Francisco, Cal.
Sample bottle free. Sent on application by letter,
stating symptom, seAl and age. Communications
strictly confidential.
DR. Mintie's Kidney Remedy, Nephreticum, cures
all kinds Of kidney and bladder complaints gonorrhea
geet, leouehorrh@a. For sale by all druggists 81 q
bottle or six hotties for s..
DR. Mintie Dandelon Pills are the best and cheap
est Dyspepsia and Bilious cure In the market For
sale by all druggists.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1884-05-16
for Infants and Children.

"Castoria is so well adapted 20 Children that
recommend il as superior to any prescription
known 10 me-" IL. A. ARCHER, NJ D.,
50 Portland Ave. Brooklyn, n. Y.
New-York tribune., 1884-02-17
TIE CHAMPION LIAR HEARD From.
r,om M, pouglk.rpsie Eagl,.


There was Il pane IN front OF the stove. Ihe
doc While f3st sleep had changed his po ton. rolling
- ~, the cat and Inc latter having dabDcd him tho
- the clpine iumped In his fright and upset half
% can ~ mOis es Just as the store door opened and
+, walked the champion liar OF tue town.
Hello - faid the boy the ,hcrrirg box. " JAKE, I'll
bat yer he ant In here two ninis before yoa near Tue
biggest lie as was ever told" ,t,
'T3e cbanpion liar stampe the from his cOwniae
booi- remove ed his tppct, ran MS nose along
he r,u aud setting his hat the back OF hi, head
lutcJ the grour about the stove with Cussed cold out
brin't ID Then there silence for minute and he
rnnf,uucd Been sktiu au'I very good, but the darn
de,t thing happened down 0y the Dan sAamer ye ever
ne e,fd." ,., ,
Zach sitter" around the stove mnched the other and
tnere was one chorus OF " WHAT was II y
Kgosh beats Tythng" was the now comeTs re-
st,us., Yer all know Nu1hlns tire bark preicr, don't
,eri There was u general uOdding OF beads uAd more
.nncinC" and the newcomer commune l. " Wen say ne >
done and zone and done 10 don't you tOrg. elyc
saw t tacr " satn n lh along nice could
e when ho dropped into an airhoe bgosh rhht on the
sFsmu.,r Well say Ihe tlde WAS rlunn cbO stlOh cn
van Know what IN ebb tide j. on there don't yOut WELL
s1v Nuhlu, went down with The current un.cr te ice
AMI kuoW'd hc was gone, did cyeryboly We all gin
hin mn bn do YOU lie Is down To the st0rc-hOuae
Gr',na chorus OF Oh here got out -" Come ~
await "a yer avn Ms = etc
Nc. Sir bgUsn he's there sure why, that there fc-
Ter W. t down With the tide under the Ice Tor mile and
half it he come % mother air hole where lie rl and
ketrbn ON the edge OF the lee pulled himself up
and s.,ied back Now that there old NubDins'-
"You XII out of here" put n the st0rekecper Nub-
bins died year last April en- you WAS one of the
carriers"
There was a snickerng In the group about the stove
and ~ SONS said said Its dinner time, the store
was quickly vacated
New-York tribune., 1884-02-17
NATIONAL AID TO EDUCATION.

ARGUMENTS BEFORE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES
ON EDUCATION.
WASHINGTON Feb. 16.-The Committees on
Education of Houses met Jointly 70 hear srg'-
ments in favor OF the passage of bill extending Malone"
aid TO TIE States for educational purposes They Wero
addressed by DR. g. j. Orr of Georgia j. C. scarpofou'
OF North Carolina; A. Coward Of South Carohna; ~ o.
Kickoff, of NewYork; J. NJ. Hocombe, OF Indiana' u"
Rev. T. W. Blcknel representing committee appon'oN
by the Interstate Educational Convention AZ io"'
aud c. C Painter. Secretary OF the National Euuca"o
Committee Dr. Orr advocated the appioprl"Uo" "
sl5O 900 year TO be distributed among lhe o.e o
the basis of teracy be disbursed nnder otuc ""9
State authorities Congress TO retain the r@n' VI ie'
ing the approximation any particular state' upon oFr
depce OF misappcaton reports to be made 10 Tue sec
rotary OF the Interior annually by state authorities OF the
work done. ,, ,,,a,u ,bo
dvson of be money in places where separate schools
We're maintained for whites and blacks in proportion TO
the iIeracy in the respective races. Inc gen'cmen
from Southern States opposed tins on the ground OF W
fairness 70 the whites Experience mad shown ta' en-
teachers could not be employed as Cheay as
coOred teachers Of Ike grades. The distribution on tue
ground Of illiteracy alone would. therefore cve te
children school advantages greater ooA OF
possible to keep white schools open l
ScarbOrOugh rurthcr Objected for the reason that inc
whites would be led TO believe that the Government was
going to take care of the oored schools and they would
themselves only for their He dc n0t WISH to
hayo the people taught 20 rely upon Ndtlohai alu loi
either class.
New-York tribune., 1884-02-17
OBITUARY NOTES.

Joseph r. Benjamin, for many years resi-
dent Of This city. died in EewLondon, Conn, on Friday
He az born in s. Albens VT siXtyine wears ago ana
fifty years ago he this city He helped 10 g" up
the tpe from W IN the first number Of The Hernd was
printed and was also cOmposit0r Tn SIN for many
wears He left The Sun 10 accept position I'm the com
posing-roon OF Harper Brothers; where he remained
Tor twenty years. I.r retired from the printing business
Ten vears ago His vile survives him. The funeral ser
vices were held AZ the house OF hi7 son, Captain ". II.
Benjamin. No. 25J Ileasautaye., last evening.
George v PDmcroy died yesterday at bis home No. 4S
West Fifty-afs; the OF seveEty years He
had been a resident of Ncw-Yori City for Gfiyseyen
years and was well known in business circles. He at
first was connected with large hardware business at
Gold and Platt sts under the firm name OF Gaso0ne &
POmerOy, and subsequently he went into The dry foods
commission business in Broadway with his soma under
the firm name o. g. v Pomcroy Sons The funeral viii
tako place Monday at 1890 a. m, at 81 stephens
Episcopal Church.