The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-12
Nasty Replies to N un,orous Inquiries Of O
mi Political Character, ~ AZ
CONFEDERATE Y ROADS,
(Wich Is IN the State Nv Kentucky

. ."so' AsPhcA ~ humorous knQulrles OF
4 Political Character. AZ .4
b CONFEDERATE X, ROADS, IA
\ (Wich Ii In the State Nv Kentucky,
y September ], 1884. }
] must remind correspondents that they
I must enclose postage stamps to cnshoor
attenshun bein paid to their letters. Las.
weel; only received six, which wuz list
wun drink day, and no man kin be q
good Dimekrat on that. 1t is well enull to
t1lve for the good Nv others, but the labrer
Is worthy ny bis hi,e. Ikin skirmish for
food, and Nv close l want little; but likkcr
i must hey, md II Is cash. Remember,
one 5,cent stamp in each letter, or don't
| spred wisdom. 4 &, 1..f q l.lS,t,
Tho follorin letters contained the nccos.
sary stamps; 4z. glf5 Z
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Tho contribooshcn nv $1,000 wic, Mr..
l!arnnm, tho Chairman nv the Diinocrltic
Nashnel Commtty, levied onto 700 Is very
lite: The lniun Agency he promist 700
IN the event NV tho success NV Cleveland
and reform, Is one ny the best In tho gift
Nv the administrator. With Cleveland
President, and Barnum runnin things in
Wrsl, Ngton, ct 700 can'tstccl TINT amount
the first two weeks, 700 amt got ITO skill
In manpuatin things. Send the money
to wunst, for VIC need it badly. Votes hez
J q hrUp u lnienny from s. 10 $3.50, and
iicosts money to transfer voters from Ken.
ticky to either Injeany or Ohio. Prompt.
as Is wat is nccdll to sukoor, Injun Agon-
c,cs. pt,-Et s7IsH :.
Curiosity:
1t is not ccrtin wat posishcn Oscar Fol.
SON Cleveland, tho son Nv our noble
wood fill in the event Nv tho clcckshun nv
his father to the Presidency, in the inter
est nv purity md reform. 1t ism question:
OurIonlc standard barer, Ex.SheritlC leve.
land, wus not married TO the lads mother
wich is Mariar lIalpin, and the noble ex.
Sheriff sez 1t is ons!lrtin who his father is,
us ther wuz four high.toned gentlemen
concerned III it.. The cx-Shcriif magnani-
mously assomed tn be the father pro tenn,
and permitted the boy to bare his name.
It is likely, therefore, that he will, cf he is
elected, acknowledge him and take him to
The White House ez his son de facio. The
boy is scd to be a handsome child, hayin
all his fathers beauty aud his mothers
strength. However, tho question isn't |
wutli considrin. This campanc isn't list
now, bein run on persncl character; that |
is, OH our side. j.
Michigan: ,.- z.
Noparty ever he'd more fixed prinsiples
than the Dimocrisy. 700 are d believer
in fiat money. So is the Dimocrisy. III
1,a1
llezn't the Dimocrisy in that State fused
with the Greenbackers, and amt they
workin together, Cleveland and Butler, III |
doublc iiarnis? Tier isn't any question
rz to where the Dimocrisy is OH The money
question. Wat is money anyhow? FL |
The. loonitil States say anything is Il dol
lar, it is i dollar. 10 20 TO the cxpense.uv
buyln gold and stampin it Tor money is a
waste Nv wealth. Paper is cheeper md
printin is cheeper still. The Dimocrisy is
sound on the money question.
Honey Money, Proridenct, II. T.: sEt.
10 doubt the posishen Nv the Dimocrisy
on the money question is to show your
lack wv intelligence. Amt Randall, NV
l'ennsylyanr, supportin' Tx Sheriff Cieye-
land? The Dimocrisy holds that gold and
silver, or paper FUSED upon gold and sill.
yer, shel be the only money in voosu
We want no Unreliable currency based
simply on promises to pay. That Is moon.
shine money. The Dilnocrisy are sound
III the money question. We are not re.
an'nsihle for the vagaries Nv the party in
A1ishigan. il
Doabstr:
FOR I'm able defence OF ex.Sheriif Cleyc.
land in the Marian Hnlpin matter, | refer
yooto Rey. Henry Ward Beccllcr, whose
pOstotis address is Brooklyn, N. y He
Dleeyes in persucl purity. /. Iii you doubt,
what lie SEE r.gardin sich things, address
Mrs. Elizabeth Triton, same postoisis. l
don't know her street and number, us she
is Twin in Il garnet somewhar, Mr.. Deecher
not choosin TO her anything to 10 with a
woman after she wuz ketched at it.
Tariff. Ohio: L. 33 \, X u. a a
Yoo don't tell me wat kind nv a kentry
700 liv in, or wat yoor people want, and
so Ican't advise specifically. 1fyoo arc in
Il manooiaktrin region, pint too Randall
and the stand he took in favor Nv Pcrtek-
shun. Ii you arc in q free trade region
pint too the fact that in yoor own State,
Converse, which is Il Pertecksllun Dino.
crat wuz dcleetil for reconnaissance;
while Frank Hurd, wich is free Trade,
wnz triuniantly renominated, almost BY
by acclamashen. fnose discrcshun. Dis.
creshun is the price Of postolilscs.
Democratic Committeeman Illinois. j
Divide yoor campnnc fund into two
elial parts. Yoose half uvitin the 'sloons
to help them out, and turn over 'tother halt
TO the Prolhbishcn committee to strength
Ell them. a vote for Hobbs, in. lllinoy,
is half 4 vote for Carter Harrison. Ilarri-
son hez The likker; vote already, but the
moreyotes they kin make thcbc,ter.I 1t tnkcs
a great deal uv,money to keep the resler
irekenters ofbars full Tor two months, and
we have to kerry en- till the poles close in
November. But don't ioreit that the Pro-
hibishen vote is Jest ez Important. Don't
forgit that! Our strong piHt is that VIC
hey both the 'sloons and the prohibi.
shinists workin' fur us, and ci we don't
get iliro with both these clemence, it will
be queer. rs I1ia5
Et1inncr: 80 5.a3
Don't yoosc the skandal agin Blanc on
tho stump, wich was published in Ihcana-
polls, becoz it cant be proved, and besides
it calls attenshun to thelittle irregularities