New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

There thrty-nne cirousses travelling through
the United States and large number OF them havethe
only sacred white elephant.
famous priest of Aghanisan has declared the use of
tobacco to be against the Mahometan law, and the
question Is to be submitted to council OF priests n the
council decides I'm his favor tobacco will be banished
II not the priest goes TO jail TO guard against future false
alarms. man pays for fun in Asa.-tCleveland Herald
Only ory-seven papers thus have used the phrase
the gathering of the clans in reference 10 the Chicago
Convention.
TIE NEW YORK Tribune is about the only paper.in
NcwYork that ardonty advocates any particular cand
date It Is red for Blaine while ali the using
their energies in trying to cripple ana destroy various
Tie Polgikeepse EagLe says that county in which
Pougkeepse is situated should he spelled Duchess, and
Duchess although Mr. Losing the latter way
The county is many years older than the state tho
United states. and was invariably spelled without a"t
I'm Colonial times having been named after the wife OF
the Duke Of York.
Pennsylvania undertakers wisely takng'lessons in
moderation of corpse Washin gOn Penn on ecora
ton Day philadelphia Record.
Christopher Rice Mansel Talbot is the name OF the
present Father of the House of Commons.
II was in street car couple of comely German girls
standing, when sudden jolt threw one of them
into the lap OF young man. He expected she would
Start up and blushngy apologies instead she calmly
turned round faced him and said: If you don't mind
sir I'll stop hore Gretchen KEEP her seat, and the poor
gallant tried u look UncOncened possible out of the
ear windOw.-lSt. Louis POst-Dispatch.
The atlanta Constitution says that Tden will run.
This will be a great many people who have an
idea that he cannot even walk.
A good many of the Southern Republicans are Sis
peced OF being delegates for revenue only Boston
Herald.
The bogus colored delegate who turned up in Chicago
the other day succeeded in persuang the friends of
every candidate that he their eternal friend ard
then when he got few dollars and couple Of dinners
he skipped"
az gather them in" is the song of General Butler.
Two crank conventions have already nominated him for
President and he expects the Democratic cranks will do
likewise when the midsummer madness sets in.-lM Mil
wauIee Sentinel
Cpaain James b. Eads received $40 900 an hours
speech before committee OF the House OF Lords against
the proposed ship canal between Liverpool and Man
chester.
The Greonback party in its prospectus that
It know no u East no West no North no south"
the purpose. Philadelphia Press.
Horace H. Buell. of Chicago. put himself into box
and had himself sent express matter to Kansas few
days ago. lie saved S5 by the device
Mr. Hatton is conspicuous again and yet no new post
ohice needs "A name Philadelphia Times
1t is said that Madame Patti is writing a book.
Cincinnati is trying and convcting its "jailfu of MUIR
derers I'm double quick order and most of them will
probably soon receive their deserts
The indications that there will be a great peach
'iOp III DVid""fo tIlS year
Up to the hour OF going press d. Webster Flanagan,
OF FEuagins Mills. Texas hadn't fired MS prize cOnun
drum at single man in Chicago. Philadelphia Press.
The Rev. Robert Laird Collier attended service the
Royal Chapel OF ST. Jamcss Palace few days ago lie
wept when the choir sang beautiful the music
But he adds: Tho sermon was nothing It was, in
plain words, feeble that it unntcli. ble. | did
not know In the least what the parson talking about
He strung lot OF words and phrases and Scripture
together that mad no sort Of in them tor But
no matter. Nobody wanted any sermon"
Olsen Smith. the brandy king OF Sweden. has dis
covered method OF taking the usel oil out OF ale Oho
leaving pure and harmless ethyl ale 9ho He has intro
luced the improved alcohol In the market aud great
decrease I'm the death rate has followed.
The absurdlty nominating man for the chief ofcer
Of the Nation whose pay slcll condition be
ainly known to all men may not to the average
Democrat until IL Is too Latte Memphis Avalanche.
papers saying that II Mr. Blaine doas not get
the nomination this time, IT will DO three times and
out with him. IN the noble language OF baseball Yes,
and II Mr. Arthur fails to get the nomination this time II
Will indicate that he wasn't In the game at all. but
Dnly substitute till another man could 10 found.
Does The Times that it will go over to Demo
cratic party unless the Republican candidate shall be "a
fellow Oi the NaersOn schO1li II 1t does are AFRAID
The lines viii have to go-l Norrlst0wn Herald
The editor of paper published In Boston called
Liberty throws light the character OF the late
Charles OConor " now authortatlvely record tho
fact ho says that the great whose wonderful
nloIucnce aud searching intellectual power kept him
two decades tho acknowledged head OF the American bar
far from being tho Bourbon which ignorant and dis
honest press has pictured him. a thorough going
Anarchist"