The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-03-18

What Bob Mefford thinks of the "blue
hood -
Ii the burglars are not ashamed Of
themselves?
WAY Jack Cunningham changed his
sleeping place?
Where Jack Maynard was about 4:4O
yesterday evening?
When that double wedding is to come
off in East Sedalia?
Ii the spring time is ever going TO
come, gentle Annie?
Why Joe Mayer goes to Boonville
every Sunday morning?
What the police are going to do about
the Mabel Miller ranch?
Why KID" Morrill, hit Charlie New
ell with lump of coal?
If ridiog backward was what caused
Doc Broca smith to get lost?
What Bob Rose and Tate Boegler were
looking for yesterday evening?
III yest' riay. 50 mild aud pleasant, was
really the horbirger Of spring?
If the spring poetry of the evening pa
per isn't a little premature?
Ii the citizens will not, for time, keep
q SucIp toDhhul IOI
III Mat Hall and Speed Stephens, of
/ Bconville, have named the babies?
Why two O. the dude clerks will not
visi, Kate Claxton, Monday night?
Ii Hicks & Johnson's miustrels have
/ secured the opera house at LamOnte?
| Why a city contemporary failed to
catch on to the st. Louis FIRE yesterday?
I -. - l;ttla lie
to give the Second ward more delegates?
The surname on the letter th.t Brick"
Owens was showing his friends yesterday
! The name of the man who tickled the
colored woman under the chin at the de-
/ pot?
/ If Johnny Sullivan had hard time
getting his chair at Pleasant Hill the other
day?
! Why a certain dude clerk in a carpet
| store spends so much of his time In the
cellar?
Ii Prof Riggs, the horse trainer, is not
/ really the best checker player In Missouri
/ to-day?
| Who the republicans can scare up 10
make he race in the Fourth ward that can
! get there
What ais Bill McKinley's dude negro
! who does office errands al the City hotel,
| Roonville?
| What q red headed damsel of Second
street establishment was swearing about
last night?
Ii that young lady will ego out on the
street with her hair plated down her back,
| any morew
Who the son-ef-a-gun at Fsyette, Mo.
! is that wrote the BAZoO an anonymous let
ter yesterday?
Who told the Democrat that Mr.. Finch
got the cane at the /. o. q. I. oyster sup
per last night?
If the democracy in the Second ward is
not Gu, short on their representation in the
city convention
Where Conductor James Winters
went when he left the corner of Ohio and
Second streets yesterday?
| Ii John Kaiser will rise to the occa-
sion" and win more laurels by the good
care taken of his editorial guests?
If Messrs. Griffin and Simpson sue
ceeded in loading Hinsdae's transfer wag-
on with the game they killed Yesterday
Why our neighbor thought it was best
not to say anything about the special train
that went through Sedalis Monday night :?
Why the Jefferson City paper should
censLre Sedalia's poll ce, when their own
police have time to sit In saloons and play
cards?
If that gentleman in East Sedalia who
is in the habit of abusing his wife is aware
of the fact that the police are watching
him?
III the city authorities should not keep
a keen lookout for Otto Mas new dive, on
the northeast corner Of Pettis street and
Missouri avenue?
If the citizens of this city should not
hold mass meeting and give thanks that
none OF the police have been counted Ia
with the recently burglarized property?
Who the policeman was who suddenly
disappeared on West Main street Friday
evening, and what detained him
over one hour, and why did he leave by the
back door?
If Tewksbury Joe. who has been in
Clinton since last Friday morning, has
really been mesmerized and put TO sleep by
Prof Ca we'll, who is now giving exhibi-
tions of his mesmeric power in that city?
III it is not good thing that the news
paper men of this city should be dubbed
that is to say, dubbed together in press
organization for mutual benefit?
Whether it would not be good idea
for the city fathers to so amend the city
ordinance as to enable the police to deal
with women of open and known lewduess
without actual witness of particips GRIM
mis-
If the democracy should not look
little out when they nominate a candidate
for city marshal and select one who could
! make at least half scholar at catching
burglars when there are from twenty to
forty of the cracksmen in the city at one
time?