Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1884-02-06

Ms inches s1liick Is bic Iuxaiy ofthe.I
Milwaukee motbcrboxed Her son's )!
6akS, but cou]anA xend) Them III On ac
count Of the freight charges.
AllFod OsD04Msil saskcdsnAeE L0ufs
court for divorce because Mrs. O'Don-
nell sung WYATT till the Clouds Roll
By ! and wouldn't give lim NY rest.
Apost says he can not write poetry
Ewitbout sueering. Verylcw poets are
70 considerAte ~ to thus publicly re-
manber thsjr readers. nsa h
Cote Alaska. young man; 60 to Alas
ska. The lasturitizen who went up there
has already become = solid man. He
was frozen.
aHow do yon know when a cyclone
Is coming2" asked = stranger ct a
Western man. ..Qh, VIC get 8ind OF
them,p WAS the reply. 4
Mi, Abbeysha gedh,cel the price Of
seats 1t the opera. This generosity to
the poorer classes OF m~illionaires viii
DO appreciated. life.
Papa said Il Mara.hon boy, ..do
goats give milk?H ..yes Tommy"
tsAnd 4 goat Is Il butter, isn't iiPn
Eyes, my SON.. well, then, isn't
goats milk buttermllk?'
Photographers Ito b~ald-headed many
Excuse me, sir, hut the top Of your
head shines SO that it will take extra
big; SO, if yon don't mind sir, I'll just
chalk ii abit.
Now that thos government is rich
enough TO carry 4 letter for 2 cents, we
would hnmbly suggest that it stop
making the postal-cards Of blotting-
paper.
An English woman has walked
l,60D mfirs It'd 1850 hours. There
must have been a m with a new
honnet At the other end OF the route
SI. Louis Pos.
A Louisville man having found a
board on which d house painter was
wopt to Timber his brushes and try his
coloss, is trying to sell it as q land
scape by ono offhe old masters.
At . New Jersey wedding the middle
aisle OF the church was covered with
Autumn leaves. Shiftless sort of sections
they must have in New Jcrsey.--Bur-
liugton Free Press.
What Is the worst thing about
richesp's asked Snnday-school teacher.
THAT they take unto themselves wings
and fy away" promptly replied the
boy at the foot Of the class.
Since the false prophet in Egypt has
been SO successful, tho man who sells
fourteen ounces to the pound begins to
hope that a false profit is n 0 70 black
as it is painted.
.Etiquctte now admits Of q second
plate Or soup" This is all right.
but If Il mans appetite viii not adj
NIT Of a second plate Of soup, etiquette
is worth nothing to him. -Norristowa
Herald.
"Where do you suppose that man is
driyingp'' inquired an Austin gentle
man, pointing to . fiaslily dressed
fellow behind a stylish team. ''lnto
bankruptcy was the quick reply of
. bystander.
"A Baltimore drug clerk made a
mistake in labelling a bottle, and his
error killed a woman. To be perfectly
safe, make TIE drug clerk take the med
icine and then rub yourself with the
empty bottle.
"AL! Mr.. PanieT, have you been to
any pahties this w~intah?n asked Glen
dolen dc Smith Of his friend. ..No,
but l have attended three balls nj
ready why how delightful, WEAKLY!
Where were they ate.h AT the pawn
brokers'" sadly sighed Mr.. Panier.
Apeaagogue complimenting one of his
little pupils on his department observ-
cd: s.Yoa IRE q good boy; your mother
must have taken pains 10 raise YOU
Yes, it was quite PAINFUL said
the pupil; ..she raised q blister every
.sross