The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-03-18
EXPERIENCING A CLIMAX.
A Case Of Wrong Bed Room in
Which 8 Lady Was Intruder.
Evansville Argus.

wiped the clammy dew from his fore
head with ten cent Japaneze hand
kerchief. and groaned.
Yesi What Was il !
| You won't give it away You will
Bot let the boys get mold of :.
Not for whole system of worlds.
Once confde in this editorial bosom
and dynamite couldn't blow open the
secret re-
! Good hoy Well, listen. Sunday
night | stopped at - House. Pitts
burg. went to bed early; for when
I'm on the road, Sundays always the
most exhausting day of tie week.
suppose | forgot To lock the do, 4. for
[ was suddenly awakened by a noise.
When | opened my eyes. what q SHIT
met my gaze! A plump, blonde lady
of about thirty years of age stood be-
fore the mirror, proceeding ~ deliher-
ately disrobe herself before NV very
eyes. Shed already hung her wealth
of black hair over the arm of a chair,
and could see two pearly teeth gilt
tering in tumbler of water. Graci-
Gus providence, how my heart heal
her fair, round, white arm gi:S:ened
as she hung handsome silk skirt on
a nail and began to abSolve the clasps
of her corse. from their mutual rcis-
ton to each other.
Ahem J / uttered, clearing NV
throat with sound Ike hundred
of bricks sliding down cpal pit,
a-h EN-! To my surprise she took no
notice TO the warning. but went on
with her performance Frank, il was
just awful
Ahem | essayed once more. Then
| called desperately. Madam Who
are you? What are YOU dom. here
For goodness gracious sake pick up
your traps and leave the ia;luwed PIE
cincts of my chamber
Still she went ON, not deignmg even
to cas-; glance at me IL WAS beaym-
ing Dreadful climax was being
reached-Uh, Frank, an swfGl c..ruax.
literally shuddered till one at tie
casters came off the bed post M&aam
| shrieked, do you know where you
are .? Think of the improperly Of
your actions, spare my unblem:S.ied
reputation. and above all. Remember
Here | was about 10 spring out Il
bed and make a dash for the door.
nhen NV heart literally stopped h at
ing for the lady, with q tiny laugh
at some little Incident of her toilet.
turned the light out and came STR i.ht
to the bed. As she got in on one
side | cid out at the other. How |
got down to the office cannot tell
you. The night clerk was sitting up.
What's up he says. is it FIRE ?
No, says /, it's worse:
Burglars :? Ghosts ?
Worse, worse, worse, Oh. Sam.
it's an auburn haired lady in nv he'd ?
The idiotic scoundrel burst into a
roar of laughter. But | wrapped my
self up in an overcnat and we took a
lamp and proceeded to the chamber.
There she lay-her golden hair tossed
over the pillow. her rosy lips parted
wrapped in the innocence of healthy
slumber.
Great snakes, said Sam, is Mrs.
-. Are these all your traps? Well.
catch hold Of your pants aud come
on,
He gathered up nv things in his
arms and I'm q moment We were out
side the room.
Who is she r.? What does il mean !
Is that abandoned female going TO
turn me out of my.
Don't you fool yourself, said Sam,
shes lady and her husband is one
of the richest men in Colorado. She
went into your room by mistake-got
in tonight by the midnight train and
carried up her satchel herself. ing,
womanlike, 10 the chamber she ALWAYS
occupies, AMI which she only gave up
yesterday TO run over to Cincinnati.
But, Sam, she must have seen my
clothes lying aboutf
Thought they were her husbands.
He Oaght to be here, but be started
unexpectedly to Columbus this after
noon.
But. Sam, did all could to at
tract her attention, and she wouldn't
even look at me.
That's it. She's deaf as post.
That's why they're ont here east
she's under the care of an aurist in
the city.
Oh, Sam
Yes, an see here mister. If YOU
ever let on what you've seen this
night to a living soul, if her husband
doesn't blow the roof of your head of,
blame me if don't do it myself.
Sam Sam I said, do | look like