The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-07-24
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" E.&,.min Bnllsf VI MssssshassssF 10
psssr loasi, he sissss usssis eth .
loon csnpssions
sE.ieessat IL ms5s 10 Mo- York -
arp.rsps .try dogs Ter fear - msny
.a.tes bsris nsy os.afsei sssirsiios.
Ia ciscisssii there ia soda ioas.
,s,n called tho -Biiuasa This 10 prob.
.lAy Asesuss no nss can foes Il without
sshiies
A bali Liipi TRAMP. who tried 10 sis
5ows oa Lsri,sd wire fesos. remsrted
,hsi he hsA ne i1es tho sus ooald naks
piece ~ .is. % bot
- shsll Sight Il ont on this isia' u u
,ste. ali .s@msr sssnsIksd the Political
stamp syssisr ~ he sesi 10 hssdqusr'sr
isr more '.doetowd fsesA "
Il usy 10 all night in - Obituary
ussies efs ysssg Married mas 10 cay
that he has catered isio better and
bspyisr Iife. bat II seems rather hsrd on
the -inio.
0ermaa pbysisiss ae6ass The main
differences l~,ssen tbs effects Of ~hiskey
aui tNer 10 lie ''yi.key makes you Hill
somebody slss; init peer you only Nils
yoarselt
II the spsliisg reform association wants
. rampssssi cbs.rm.n u ito neat csDssn.
,iau. se recommend the man ~ho recently
wrote ls,'sr 10 his wife. addressing her
o. DEERE Helm
msn will laugh Il woman rndeav-
crins 10 sllsrpeu led pencii, but be does
not rvGeei that II be we're 10 try ever 80
hard he could never trim last years hat
20 that IT looks like sev.
Farmer lconcsalipss Whip Come
here. Charlie. I want 10 tell you some.
thing . Charlie Tell il 10 somebody
else: my pa says there are some things
little boys cnshtut 10 Eso~."
A yong lady Who was fond OF sing
ing ihs song beginnisg Il am ssddest
when ] sing" vas disgustsd when the
peighbofs Who had got tired d the dole
full duty. stuck in. 80 are We.
A Yong man With violin box 10 one
baud and fate under his arm was bus,-
ling sround and trying TO engage summer
hoarl ia town. the other day. II IL I'M
necessary 10 add that he didn't succeed.
"A tired looking man applied for sit.
usiion Ia a powder factory. You know
there !. danger Of being blown up at any
iiuey said the superintendent II don't
care. replied the man, I've been married
sin ars"
"A would be Wit once said, speaking Of
the fair sea. "Abi it's womsn's mission to
make fools Of men. "And how veIed
We are. sail bright eyed feminine PREF.
snt. 10 fnd that nature has too often fore.
stalled ne, /"
II tell ,on, Bill no girl can fool me.
II call on glri aud she don't say much
aud acts like she wants me TO leave, asd
don't shake hands when 60. and don't
SAX me 10 call sgaiu. it's very seldom l
es,r call back TO see her
Oliver Wendell Holmes says that
ih.is ia nothing in the world tsnderer than
tho pity that kind hssrisd girl has fer .
young msr that feels lonely. Oliver
should have felt OF the ysusg mans head
before making this statement
No. indeed | xass I afraid Of the
buv," said Miss Fussanfsather after she
had recovered from her fainiing spell 1t the
church picnic the other day. 'but knew
sueb Lonibe shade Of green wouldn't
hrrmonize With my new pink dress
An Instance OF tho inconsistency OF in
6iels occurred recently in Paris. during
the session Of Congress Of the Free think
srs. when one eminent thinker. striking an
attitude, passionstely exclaimed. "Geutls
men. am an atheist thank God
II wish l was an ice-cream saloon. :"
said young Mr.. Smuffer, 10 whom this
other sex do not take kindly.
"wbyf" inquired friend.
"Becsnss then all the girls would ysarn
for me.
Herbert Spencer declares that be will
pev,r marry = woman Who Is CONVEX in
The back or . eoncsve in the bosom and
stntinentaliy dropping 10 the shoulders. !"
We think that II erbert nariss u Ill b.
viii have 10 take his chances like the
rest
Man ''How many fish have you
"a night. Bubi'
Boy oh. coulda't count 'sn."
Mas why. you havest caught suy.
you little rvsch."
Ba, =" That's Why | could't count EN-. |"
J,aiys
Ills cold Jay ~hes get left BY
the eiris." remarked The plate Of ice-
cream
You're . cool one ksss." tArtly 70
piled the lemon; but the girls can't get
sioag without my ade 10 summer. This
led to their usual disagreement
The scboolmastsr hsd fallss aslsep.
aud the scholars we're tsking advantage OF
H. Suddenly il the midst 81 ths racket,
hshinlDg struck The building. and The
tsaeLsf rousing himself, ssid sternly: the
boy sLo made that noise viii Asvs 10 stay
alter ,chcul''
--'-oh. What would my Grandfather
THAR 10 the title 81 . esnpaigs song.
The Nsv Orleans Psooyms concludes thst
The Oh nss would probably thisk that
ssy sIecsios Il frssd where good old
McAford rum il noi circuiated fYesly or