The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-04-18
FooLIsHHEss

i homs wlthous = Celons PIT
DsrioFs ~ tat reople wauld -
hralghisf II they at onions. Tn
doatiedly thsy wonld. II would KEEP
thsm from going OCT uighis
Fresh yuung men ARE advised ta -
10 San Domiuso. ithAS a mountain Of
salt four miles bong aud supposed 10
Wsigb nearly sl0oc0 tons.
Talk about the Jaws Of deathT eN-
clsimed = gau who i living with his
third scolling wifs. 4 tell yua they are
nothing 20 the JAWS Of life
sass Dr Deems. Always keep an
enemy IN hand-a husk. hearty. active.
enemy. But mind you. he says, keep
i -an hand. not Ia the closet.
~Luok not upon the wine when il Il
red. said solomon. This would seem
Ia indicate that the uses Of logwOod
we're not unknown IN these days.
In the DAYS Il Queen Eirzateth men
carried fans aud pocket glasses. Ow-
ihg 10 q higher civilization they nov
carry pocket tasks and brass k%nuckles
An a amateur punster informs us
that some houses have wings. and he
has often seen a house fy. We thought
no part Of a house save the chimney
due.
No. exclaimed Bass. Il don't care II
your friend was the FIRST book canvas
ser IN these parts. don't wEatto see
mm. What | want 10 see is tie last
une."
one Young man said to another; "lts
a long way from this world to the
, next" ION, never mind, my dear iel-
, low" said the other; you'll have II all
. down hill"
"D0n't be afraid" said a snob TO a
German !ahnrer. "sit down aud make
i yourself my equal" Il would han To
: 0lrw my brains out" Vas the reply Vi
e the / uetun.
Il pride myself on ms descent" said
. a spiuster. of uncertain aye, recently.
9 zone Of my ancestors came over with
e the %Couquefer." (which IA was it,
!, erled Il cruel wit, "yOur father or your
u mOiherg'
Lots Of women will take warning by
: MIS-. Mrka, 'sexperlence and paint lhell
portraits themselves, Us af0retime. l.
rs an inexpensive form of art, aud tie
i, paint ne cJu be varied from day To day.
at ones pleasure.
Wife after MARRIAGE: What arr
4 you DONG dear?' Husband Gin u re-
',ss elective attltudel: - Only thinking
Wlfe:-"Ate you thinking of your III
). IL wife, luyey" Husband: No ! wa
.iS thinking Of something
" Tae Japanese scout the idea thai
,, Adam was the first mua. They clain
.. that he was \ maple-sugar-tinted part
re bl the nanept lIu+slug. If there wa
a MIS-. llu.Siug, IN justice IL Eve TN
~ fact ought to be made known.
II Oh, what a thrilling SIGHT to see
or presidential boom. With airy pinion'
Is floating free like lilies when the
bloom and dance. II scars rs high Il
; starry spheres, its light the sky illumes
Gee tut. comet.like, it disappears, to Civ
the other booms Il chance.
! Il was his first attempt on role
skates. and MS they brought hlm int
ia. the toilet room he remarked: Il te
IRE you, boys, that was gorgeous. | mu'
have kicked in the whole dome {
heaven. the way those stars flew 'roun
A wonder if there is any left for Il
hi next man.
nIn A lady was reproachlngWilliam Wa
ren, the great comedian, ut Il recent I
ing ceptian, for going into society 50 lIttl
S ,n You ought 10 let us lioni2e you a Ii
N tie" she said. Il never heard Of b'
zee. one man." replied the veteran, vi
30 was not spoiled by being l~iOnizet
ger, And who was he" Daniel"
hat
but "a gentleman bought a newspapt
and rendered In payment q piece
no forty sous. The rev spaper woma
lis. IL haven't the change; You can pay
s a as YOU pass along tomorrow" I
AIM gentleman: But suppose should
my killed today" The newspaper "
man: "0h, it wouldn't be a very gre
lest loss!'
mt
cry The editor of the Caledonia (Minr
city Argus writes: "Was there ever Il pur
Hibernlci8m than the following ca
, s.. sent to my paper for publication by t
bereaved daughter of an Irish subscr
NC er: a card-To the kind friends u
neighbnrs who gave us their a~ssistan
- and sympathy during tho death Of o
, mother, We only wish TO be able sol
cure day to return the compliments"
. lssg' \ photographer fell asleep in a ira
lost cal and during the time he was wri
tie ped in the arms of Morpheus the c
sei. illed with passengers. A lady got