Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-10-11

ACHNEsK LAUNDRYNAS may have more
than ssthree sheets m the wind and yet oe s.
sober Is = judEe.-Ssso YORK Journal
Il Al the liars in this country viii vote FOR
Joe MulhattOn he VIII De elected fFesle.sLs y
the most triumphant majority on record
Church AdD0eIfe.
THINK not the girl you love loves not;
she loves. depend upon it;
With willing heart she'll share your lot
II there's building on il.
s.MoTHER, did George Washington sleep
standing2" What curious question. ny p.
child. Why do you ask it," Because ne
never was known 10 lie."-BasfOa Budget.
No. j with book ]-~Bessie. what's a erea-
ture with four legs called No. "A quad
ruped." No. -"And q creature with two
legs Is s bipeds'' No. 2-"'Yes." No. l-''Then
what's snake: A stOmsch-pedsn-Lfe.
SCENE, Boston; time, present day. Fair
AnglOmaniac GUST returned from England
pointing to some passing school children
say. Emily, pray observe the droll hggers OF
those children IN colored frocks and white
apNHs."
A VOTING LADY in st. Louis recently dOused
a young man with painful OF water WI1lle ne
wss on his kne s begging her to be his BRIDE
Ii l. ALWAYS the custom. we believe, IN some
parts Of the West 70 vet new suit.-bHFliA9-
ton Free Press.
Az EXCHANGE contains an article entitled
"BOw to Breathe " We didn't suppose there
y
a man doesn't know how 10 breathe the test
health resort for him Is IN a lot IN 3 ceTneler
II would spoil if kept many days above
ground -Norrist5acs Heraid.
DoCTOR-"Tou see. WHEY, dear. / have
pulled nv patient through. after all; very
critical case. / can tel your His WIFE es,
dear hubby: but then you are 50 clever N your
profession An. If had only known you I'VE
years earlier feel certain my first husband
nv poor ThOmas-wOuld have been saved.
for
keeps yes, my son; II Is very wicked =
willie Grim wanted me TO play, but l
wouldn't" That's right; am proud Ihat
YOU had the courage To refuse" i told MN
il was wicked. ana led to gambling. ara ne
called me a BOBBY "Wen, never mind. :"
'Oh l don't. ] matched pennies with nlm,
and came out cents ahead '-Dstr0ig FREE
Pres.
He had just completed negotiations with a
Richmond broker for 1000 worth OF Nickel
Plate stock. when be met a friend who ex-
claimed: ''Great scott! but are you losing
| YOUR headsr "Whys' TO buy such stocks
! Don't you know they were down to 61zs,'
Yes: that's what / pald-n And you TOOK
| EN- a. an investments'' s'Well. sarter. Down
| in our locality a man who holds bonds can
run the church. boss the prayer meetings, dic-
IA e the Fourth Of July. make al the speeches
and predict the weather the rear around, ana
the bonds are accepted for poker chips at
/ their face value Val Street Seios.
Isamild variation OF s.Twickenham Ferry"
/ the chairman Of the Republican or Demo
cratic national campaign-accordlng TO the
! readers pOlitics-may be imagined TO stapd
/ at the Newport ferry and chant Lorelei
melo7y Of invitation to recruits for Cincin
natl as follows:
Ohio, Ohio. o. who's for the ferrys
The birds IN the bush and the suns going
down.
Come over, I'll see that your welcome is
merry,
1t won't cost yoa a penny to get into town!
Come al re repesters,
| Cut-thr1ats and wife heaters.
Here's a chance to get even with fortunes
cold frOWn.
| Kentucky must open her sewers and alleys
| To swell Cincinnati's political rallies.
| Ohio-Oho. O: Ohio. o
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