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St. Landry democrat., 1884-06-21
HUMOROUS.

/ Owing to the crazy. quilt mania,
society young men on small incomes
haxe been obliged to fall back on the
old black tie. It is too narrow for a
patch and too black to be attractive
Hartford Post.
"A Case Of Melancholy.
The Mugwump roosts On the hollow log,
| The SagWap sits in the tree;
/ Whenever year the Hogwip sing,
| MY heart IS sad in me.
Whenever the snogpap toots his toor
| 70 the wall of the Nipwhsg hen,
And the Migfunk chirps in the Silly night
sss Toronto World
Long ago some wag spoke of the
barber's children as "litt1e shavers.''
But it is quite new to- allude to the
children OF the upholsterer as ''ittle
tackers;'' to those of the butcher as
''young lambs;'' to those of the car
penter as 'schips from the old block,''
and to the angry mans as g little
pets. :"
Prof. Virgins has broken loose
again, long enough to make the pleas
ant announcement that a peripatetic
earthquake will shortly make a tour
through this country, trimmed with
Asiatic cholera and cyclones. But con-
sidering that this is election year, only
most liberal advertising can make the
thing success.-Ltte.s
Now" said the Boston school,
teacher, ''the question I am about to
put to you is an extremely difficult one,
and to answer it correctly you viii be
obliged, metaphorically speaking, to
initiate the trunk conformation Of the
dromedary of the desert. y A Western
school-teacher would have put the ques-
ton and said, simply. Now hiunp
yourselves. ~ Chicago Tribune.
He was Chinaman and his name
was Hong Kee. He was OF tear.
''Me bustee town wide open, alice
samee Mclean mantn he cried. There
was silence, and they allowed him the
right-of-Way of the streets. .tBalkeepee.
setemup dlinks. Alice samee Mclean
man. " 1t was done. stBa1keepee,
chargee up. Alice samee Mclean
man" And he was bounced. The
Chinese must go.-Denoer Opinion.
Here is the closing section of a let
ter whichs4N alter SCOTS betrothed sent
him two months before thcirimarriage:
"Befoqe ] conclude this famous epistle
will give you q little hint-that is,
not to put so many ''musts" in your
setters. 1T is beginning rather too soon;
and another thing is, that | take the
liberty not to mind them much, but I
expect you to mind me. You must take
care OF yourself, you must think of me.
and believe me yours, sincerely, c. CT
AN old gentleman who had pro-
7oked the hostility of fashionable lady
whom he had known in boyhood was
lsked by his wife what he had done to
ncur the lady's displeasure. Nothing
Vt all. replied the innocent old man,
on the contrary, I was cordial to her,
md spoke of the time when used TO
lraw her to school on a go-cart nearly
lalf century agot' His wife threw
Up her hands and murmured: How
tupid men are"-M Chicago Inter Ocean
The weekly Arizona miner., 1884-08-15

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The weekly Arizona miner., 1884-08-15

duced It enrichas and purines the Blood, Strength ems the nerves, Brain Muscles Digestion Reproduct tive Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties. It stops any unnatural facilitating dreams, seInin6 losses with the urlne etc., destructive to mind and body It is sure ellmnator of all KIDNEY AND BLADDER COMPLAINTS. It contains no injurious ingredients. To those who suffering from the evil effects of youthful indescretiOns or excesses a speedy, orough and permanent CURE IS GUARANTEED Price &2.5O per bottle or five bottles in case. with foil directions and sdvjr G1O, Sent secure from ohssrvatiou to any addres re eipt of price, or C. c. u. To te had only
 pr. c. ID. SaIfeld, 216 Rearny Street, san Francisco, Cal Consultations strictly conf dential. by letter, or at cffee FREE For the con venience of patients, and order to insure perfec eorecy have adopted private address under which lpackages are forwarded
The weekly Arizona miner., 1884-08-15
Declaration of Sole Trader

Know all by these presents: That l, Mary NcDonall, a married woman, the wife of Michael McDanal residing in the county of Yavapai and Terri tory of Arizona, do hereby declare and publish and Notary Public in and for said County and Territory, duly commissioned aud that it is my intention to darry and transact GuRines in and by my own name of Mary McDonall and on my own account in the conty of Yavapai and Territory of Arizona. hat the nature of the business I intend to carry on is freghting and buying and selling all and every Ri of personal property and real estate
 further de, are and state that the amount which is originally Intended to be investedin my said business IS lees than Five Thousand Dollars and the surplus f money above five thousand dollars state and declare under oath, did not come from any funds belonging to my said husband Michael ~cDonali
 In witness whereof have hereUnto set my haud and affixed my seal this 9th day of July A. D. 1854. MARY [her mark MCDONALD. Iseal.l In presence of J. H. CARPESEER.
 TERRITORY OF ARIZONA, lee
 CoUNTT OF YAvAPAI.
 On this 10th day of July A. D. 1881. before me- J.. H. Carpenter. a NotarS Public duly colnmiss ned, qualified and acting in and for said County and Terri tory pel sOnally appeared Mary McDona wife of Mi rhael McDona personally known to tn be the per described ill the foregoing instrnment and she then and there made acquainted with the ntens of the said instrument, and she thereupon sgeed the and swore there and made before me the dec laratiOn and statement therein contained under oath and she acknowledged examination apart fir m her husband that she executed declared and wore to the freely and voluntarily, without fear compul- sion undue iifueuce Of her husband and that she not wish to retract the execution of the or her declaration therein contained
 In witness whereof have hereunto set my hand and affixed my official seal the day and year in this
 [sEALI J. h. CARPENTER.
 Notary Public.
The weekly Arizona miner., 1884-08-15
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE,

NOTICE.-I will send trial bortle of the EF IUFEhATOR-sufhc1ent to it's inert 4 ee U 'nsrge, to any one afflicted sppl g by 'eTer statin lis symptoms and age. Communications strictly conf sp tial. If25dandz1vl
The weekly Arizona miner., 1884-08-15

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 Gent everywhere, 0. O. D., securely aczed, per ex- press.
 c. F. RICHARDS & Co.,, Age n $, 427 and 429 Sansome St., corner of Clay
 San Francisco. Gala
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23
New York's REFORM Governor,

The Independents first gave their support to
Cleveland on "moral grounds" then they
found much to admire on his brief official rec
ord; and they have finally come to fancy that
they see in him an ideal civil service reformer.
The morality of their candidate is illustrated by
the Maria Halpin and more or less similar
episodes; his official integrity is shown by his
rendering a bill and receiving pay while
sheriff, for so days personal service in one
year, and we have just had specimen of his
civil service reform in the case of Mr.. Healey
of the Labor Statistics Bureau at Albany, who
was dismissed from office for acting with the
Peoples Party. That was not, Of course, the
Argus, GOV. Clevelaud's organ declared that
he had been guilty of ''the grossest malfeas-
ance in office, the most base prostitution of an
official trust to indubtable treachery and APP
parent brokerage" and went on to say:
Read the facts. Let the lies launched bv
others to his interest be measured by these cold
facts. Then all pretence of 'martyrdom' will
be stripped from his removal As thoroughly as
all pretence of decency is stripped from hi,
traitorous course to the interests and honor of
the State. He is well rid of. The traces of
him should be obliteraled. His desk should be
migated and then given to an honest and true
friend Of honest labor to occupy.
And this is the letter in which Commissioner
Peck conveyed the news OF his dismissal to Mr..
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23
FOR VICE PRESIDENT.
JOHN A. LOGAN,
OF ILLINOIS,
FOR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS:
Electors at Large,
Why We Laugh."


lhes iddsn 'hat WIN says ouahsPtafe' ana
i'"i"A 'ne eie'''oii> 'nps l"i nave lui'i'sileu
','o i'' ia, io IN" q" '".
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~ NY mug " o'''P 'n"
,''''7 ""H III NV - 4"
-, ~
caIne here tbinL;ng the DemncratS co,,lI no
carry the State, but week on the stump il
H'Itreh' counties conVihces MN that the o'ale
and ,h, Win he So nT,ire.:oa IL,
numbers next Tuesday. Governor L. f. Pills
bury teeIs that the tide Is decidedly with the
~ ,o i,'f ~
er saw such large meetings and surh intense
Gatne>lnc>S and enthusiasm, Governor Hen
u; 1'iie III 'nts eNenins, ana stale> Wa! III
campaign> he never saw such demonstrations
"i popular approval and Endorsement as are
- N'' ~ - my ''e 'n'' Se"l III oi'o
'''N0 '"o",N 'a'e .
'''''' ''' '''>' INV 'ii'' - - o'''ON ''''
Wv " t''"''ie 'ni'e '''i''s Wv
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The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The Prog. Age printed Oh It's first page last
week. under the caption of Temperance cor
re>pondence that Republican papers don't pub
fish" letter from Arthur G. jackson, of Dam
ari>coua declining request from Henry Cab
OF Lodge to stump sachu>etts for the Repub-
lican>. Mr.. jackson says he shall vote for st.
John. and adds:
venture to predict that the prohibition vote
will defeat the Republican candidates in Octob-
er and Mr.. Blaine in November.
On the second page the Age prints the news
Of substantial Republican victory in Ohio,
while later returns show that the prohibition
vote was insignificant. The final syllable Of
Mr.. Jack>on's name should be spelled with an
ass.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The man who starts out to run for the pre>i-
deney who sports three names Is at Il di>adyan-
tage from the beginning. We have had twenty
one Presidents SO far, and until 1868 John
Quincy Adams, William Henry Harrison and
James Knox Polk We're the only incumbents of
the office who had more than two names. Since
Then we have had Grant, Hayes, Garfield and
Arthur. Now we are going back to the ways
of the fathers. Grover Cleveland is a name
that sounds better than John =. st. John or
James Gillespie Blaine. and the people know it,
Boston Herald.
The above paragraph is silly enough as it
stands, but the fact that Cleveland's full name
i, steven Grover Cleveland makes it even more
ridiculous. The Herald scribes must be hard
pressed for material if this is the best they can
do in the way of campaign matter.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

'IhTh LIiiIl IHf~Ihi>"
me trioher GERM nt ilt 49,. Court nNehcu IN
inns CITY on IUrS't'N' juSlr' iI''E. oi Aa-u-.a,
pfeah'lns. fraNti Wi7 al'trrN W tNc "penfu- rs
inc hey l. H. ''ttSot}'
/, ....- -, 49,. .... d, 60.
'N'i9' >'' ~ '''I''N '''''l'- AN"4t't
AnSel NadsWorth, sheriff; Frank Muklyl, 4. t-
C,svpu \ It,nI.forn f.f, 4 ,,~iu ,.l i,
,,,3 - ~ '' Il
Ellis, bGputN Shtnlir- FrtNN MulltT crler #nN
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The Sons of Liberty have started 81 sub
scription list to raise the necessary amount fer
pedestal for the statue Of Liberty TO lie erect
ed on Bedloe's Island in New York haIbol.
The statue is gift from the people of France.
but the efforts thus far to obtain Sl25, 600 from
the American people for = pedestal have been
unsuccessful. President Arthur has now headed
the list. and il is hoped there viii be Il shower
of one dollar, Or larger, bills from all parts Of
the country Subscriptions may be sent to the
chairman of the committee, VIM. O. Mcdowell,
% Liberty street. Room 81, New York City
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

We offered to bet big apple Wednesday
morning, 10Th, that the Boston Herald of that
day would say the Republican victory in Ohio
was virtual defeat for Blaine. There were no
takers. The Herald did say it, in substance
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

brutal sensuality is stamped upon his features
as plainly as the curse of God was impressed
upon the brow of Cain. His Democratic CO.
editors have now got SO far advanced as to speak
OF him as 'Bif' Purcell.
Achilles wrath to Greece the direfu spring,
81 woes unnumbered heavenly goddess sing;
That wrath which hurled to Plutos gloomy reign,
The souls of mighty chiefs untimely slan'
Yes. Like the hero of the Had Purcell sits
silently sulking in his tent nursing his wrath.
After the little unpleasantness that will occur
on the 4th OF next month, these gentlemen will
softly chant-"O, Willie we have missed thee"
But am approaching the limits of my space.
once more, GreenbaCkers of Waldo. fling forth
your banner to the breeze Truth crushed to
the earth shall rise again. Our principles must
and shall prevail if we are to remain among
the nations of the earth. The cry ''you are
throwing away your votes" is tit only for COW
ards and knaves. Leonadas and his three hun
bred brave Spartans threw away their lives at
lhermophyl;e; but the memory of that little
band of heroes struggling with the hosts of
Persia will live when empires have crumbled
and when dynastles shall be forgotten. The
least TO which You have been invited i'm the
camp of Democracy Is one from which YOU
should shrink in horror. Go ask the btreaved
mother, the widowed wife, and the helpless or
phan the cause which made Them such. and
they will point with the finger of sccrn to that
party which to-day seeks to perpctUate its eN-
lstence by the assas>in'S vengeance and the
towards lie. 90 read It's history among The
iowly graves Of a million brave men Who >IeeD
beneath the waving pines in the land Of The
cotton and the cane. The grass grows green
above their silent sumber~, for it il wateltd
by the tears of people whose knowledge Of
the cause which left them there VIII never
fade from memory's page. The future hi>tor-
IAN Will tnd his iabors materially Ies>eutd bv
describing this party in the language applied
by Byron to Conrad the tOrSIir
II left PARTY name to nthel times
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Sunday, while the Western Union line from
New York to Eastport was open. the New
York operator proposed taking "a vote for
President among the operators on the line, and
the result was unanimous for Blaine and Lo-
gan.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The Republican national committee has is
sued an address summing up the victories gain
ed, charging the Democrats with fraud in Ohio
and reaf1irming the doctrine of protection.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The Boston Herald says it did not expect
Ohio would go Democratic. Probably not;
but why then did it predict Democratic victo-
~ there?
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The Democratic papers say the result in Ohio
was Republican defeat, and in the same
breath declare that the FAN River mills shut
down for one week because of q Republican
victory.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Candidate ST. John spoke in Worcester.
Mass, Thursday evening. devotn5 the whole
evening to assaults on the republican party,
without having a word of criticism for the
democracy.
That was to be expected. It i. said the
Democrats are supplying the funds TO run this
prohibtory side show. and that the money is
obtained from the liquor dealers. That was
also 10 be expected. Whatever Mr.. st. john
is doing is for the benefit Of the Democrats and
rum>ellerS.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

1.-The vilest of political assassins that ever
disgraced themselves in this or any other coun-
try," is what Senator Hoar calls the independ-
ents. This is harsh language for man to
apply to three of his nephcws. y. Y. Post.
1t may be harsh, but il is the truth.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The Cincinnati Enquirer (Dem.) says the
Republican victory in Ohio was sin great de-
gree the sequence of the presence and magnif.
cent generalship of both James G. Blaine and
John A. IOcan1
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Sunday was the last day of Mr.. Baine's tour
in Michigan. He spent Sunday at South Bend,
Indiana, and on Monday made speeches at Elk
port and Fort Wayne. Tuesday he went to
indianapolis, making several speeches en- route
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

1T is admitted that the saloon-keepers are
united for the Democratic state ticket and
there are some independent voters" said
special despatch Of the 18Th from Columbus
Ohio to the Boston Herald. aloon-keepers
and independents. What a combination.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

4 letter has been sent to Rev. James Free
man Clarke by eight Buffalo cergymen, who
have made searching investigation of the
facts III the case against Mr.. Cleveland. They
declare the evidence of Cleveland's recent i'm
moraii'es to be as strong as that in the Halpn
case, which Mr.. Clarke himself is compelled to
admit.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The meeting of business men in Fanueil Hall,
Boston, Saturday noon was largely attended.
Addresses were made by Gov. Robinson Sena-
tor Frye and Hon. George B. Loring. Monday
the business men of New York met and organ
lied in SUPPORT of Blaine and Logan.
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There was slight fall of snow in this city on
Thursday of last week, the first of the season
The new sch. Yale has chartered to load cotton at
Charleston for Boston at ninety cents per bale
There is a scarcity of water in this city and our
manufacturers are hauling water to run their boil.
er5.
The party that lost the very interesting manu-
script entitled l9l5' can have the same by callin,
at No. 10 Phoenix Row.
The Blaine x Logan club, of this city, has been
invited to participate in a grand demonstration
AMI parade in Portland on the evening of October
10Th.
since the launching of the sch. Yale in this city,
our five ship yards are entirely deserted The oul
lock for ship building is bright although some
of cur builders are negotiating with parties
Last week some one wrote Il bogus dispatch stat
ing that Ohio was doubtful, with the chances that IL
was Democratic, and posted Il on Howcs' corner
me Democrats swallowed it readily and fora short
time were happier than they have been since 1850
For GOES rHE WEASEL The appear;,rf,. o4 .,
weasel on Main street one dag last week wa, Tao.
signal for chase In less than five minutes seven
ty-iive men and boys after the poor, afrlgA-.
ee animal, which ran from one side of the street a..
the other The chase vas Kept up until the weasel
made his escape under the side walk at Howe,
stora.
l. WI talcl iu uur Stockton correspondence l...
week that j. W Thompson wa, the architect of tl..
Fort Point Hote. A correspondent saws this il a0
error. that Mr. fo-sett. % Portland, was the ar.It
tt'N AND that }. NJ. DAVIS Of Bangor, fr,ucl n..
raised tine u0iLins aul par,Iy ini-hcJ th, out-tr.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

ga man of dull intellect and degraded life,"
is the way the New York Sun talks of Grover
Cleveland.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

The Democratic campaign fund comes main
ly from the brewers and liquor Dealers
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Beecher says he is not prohibitionist, and
will not vote for St. John. He is supporting
Cleveland on moral grounds.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Chickerins Hall, New York ON the evening Of the
l4th. The Tribune report says The appear
ance Of Seth l.. Milhken Of Milne, was the
signal for 4 hearty ovation. He spoke with
effect unit, after 10 O'Clock, being interrupted
occasionally by the reading OF dispatches which
announced a victory in Ohio. Most Of his
speech was in relation to the tariff but be
closed with a strong description of Mr.. Blaine
as the statesman of whom he State Of Maine
was most proud"
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Wherever Carl Schurz spoke in Ohio the
republican gains are heaviest
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

j. X. Maniey teiegraphs from South Bend,
Indiana. michigan will give $4,000 Repub-
can majority, and Indiana can be relied on for
at least 1900 majority for Blaine and Logan.
Every indication points to united North for
the Republican ticket, with chances that Nir-
ginia will add her electoral vote to the column.
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

Republicans of Bangor celebrated the Ohio
victory Thursday night. salute of IS guns
was fired. Bontires We're kindled in the prnci-
pal streets. AT meeting at the WigWam
speeches were made by eX-Nice President Ham
lin and others. The Democrats celebrated the
returns from West Virginia the same evening
The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1884-10-23

British gold and The British press are backing
Cleveland.
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STATE OLE NEM NnEk.
BU REAU OF STATISTICS AND LABOR

BUREAU OF STATISTICS AND LABOR.
ALBANY. n. Y. October :, 1884.
David Healy, Chief Clerk Bureau of Statistics
and Labor:
sir-I hereby inform You that on and after
this date your service in this department will
not be required. Under ordinary circumstances
| should feel justified in allowing you to resign,
but conscious It's | am not only of YOUR base
and understandable treachery to me personally,
but of your utter lack of manhood. deccnty
and honor in the performance of your sworn
duty, | am impelled by a sense of my official
oath to remove you for gross and dishonest
practices and to denounce you a> unworthy Of
the confidence of any man.
(Sgned) CHARLES F. PECK, Commissioner.
The workingmen of New York, whose repre-
sentative Mr.. Haley was. were soon beard from.
and to such purpose that Governor Cleveland
was compelled to reconsider his action. and
Commissioner Peek had to atfx his signature
to the following:
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Single Copies of the Journal

may be had at the following places:
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The Mormons are for Cleveland and Hen
bricks.