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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23
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70 WOMAN,s SECRET.

She is ovcr-worked, poor thing!
Proud, honorable, faithful, womanly,
she determined TO keep expenses
down, anddo .hework herself, Right
nobly has she done it, but at terrible
cost. The sparkle that was in her
eye when she was bride is gone.
Her once plump and rosy cheeks
are now hollow and colorless. She
used to step lightly and gracefully,
but now she drags one foot after the
other with painful WEAKNESS.
For the sake of the family she
does not mention her aching back,
her acutely-painful nerves, her rheu-
matte twingcs, hcrdyspeptic troubles,
CT the heavy weight she feels in her
right side, that tells her her liver is
going wrong. She thinks nobody
knows about all that, and she will
suffer onin quiet and unrcpining pa
tience. Alas her secret is an open
one, lor,it tells it, own tlle.
Whisper this inner ear, she ought
70 know il: .acIam, Broua's Iron
acknowledgements calm 1os',
asyvss, &illyoarIdcumatis
y9urdysbfbSa,m li0sr.
Dollar a bottle, Nearest druggist
nov. ely
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Armed nnd Ennlnnc,l.

Arm me with jealous care, are
word. familiar to every ear, yet
how few there are who fully realize
their full import. A to with.
stand all the attacks Of his focs,
should be always armed and ready
for the BATTLES uf life. He knows
not At whit moment he may fall
into an ambush and be compelled
to stand for his life and sacred hon.
nr. Just so it is in our daily lives.
The invidions germs Of direRse and
death are constantly about us, and
enter mo our bdits at every
breath. To guard agaipst lhsse
poisonous agents, medicine is
needed which willful6l lhercuuire.
ment Of being both q safeguard and
Il remedy. This is found in PERU.
Ma, and thousands testify as to its
merits in this regard. The man
who carries a bottle Of it is fully
armed and equipped for the duties
Of life. Ask your druggist for the
Ills Of Life, gratis, or address DR..
S. B. Hartman & Co., Columbus, o.
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A Romantic story Of u Gene.
terry.

The Baltimore Green Mountain
Cemetery has a most romantic his.
tory. Fifty years ago it was the
happy home Of the Oliver family,
which consisteduf the father aud
two children, son and daughter
The daughter, who was u beautiful
girl, had many suitors, but to all
did say nay, save one, u poor young
man Of whom her father disappro-
we'd, and whum he had forbidden
her to see. He had also taken an
oath that if he caught the young
man on the grounds he would kill
him. But true love not only
laughs at bolts and bars. but at
shot guns as we'll. One evening
tho young lady, having agreed to
meet her lover ut the foo! Of the
lane, donncd u suitof her bro.her's
clothes, hoping thereby to escape
detection, and sailed forth. Her
keen eyed father caught sight of
her as she marched boldly along,
and, thinking he recognized in the
trespasser the young man who had
been forbidden the grounds, raised
his gun and fred. The feminine
shrek which pierced the air re
vealed TO him what hc had done.
His daughter was dead before he
reached her side, and from that
day the father became a wanderer
on the face Of the earth. He took
his son and went abroad, leaving
his property in the hands Of an
agent, with orders to sell the home
stead for u cemetery. In a short
time the city purchased all the
grounds, and the body Of the mur
dcred girl was the first one to be
buried there.
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BncAlen,s Arnica Salye,

The best salYe In the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Suit
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chap
ped Hand, Chilblaius, Corns, and
all Skin Eruplions, and positively
cnres Piles, or no pay required. II
isgnaranteed to give perfect satis
faction, or money refunded. Price
% cents per box. For saleby 3. j.
MOssman, Ijan2S ~.
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ownspeed Behind him are the
gteathdies and the tireless legs
Closer, closer and now he Is going
e face fate as brave man shpald.
He has halted. In All instant d
circle Is formed about him acircls
Of red eyes toaming mouths and
yellow iangs wbichare TO meet in
bis flesh,
There Is an interval breath.
ing spell. lie Looks up 1.-THE stars
-oat upon the night u is his
lasthour, but there Is no qnaking
mo crying out to the night 10
send himNid. Asthe wolves rest
a fash blinds their eyes-a second
-athird-a nda fourth, and they
give way before the man they had
looked upon as their certain prey.
But it is only for a moment He
sees them gathering for the rush,
and firing his remaining bullets
ano ~ '.isui Ne ','1s' 'i's 'o"S ''r'
WV usf'e, anu UraSe' " lees
W. s"a ,,;.. s's ., . 'asa' e %ou,a
Da Nv. a s.I ,it w. ~, ns'olO -
'auV ~ 'liol ~ sounus 'ae ss,
y "'' s ',s i,,' Nsa up s, a,0u ~.
'.u @u1 :, "g !, aver won iatts u's;
ao,su az ~, issi' ss'u'.s' . eau.sa
~ W. =, Wv Sesps'4's 'Spsas'
~, NV =? ,ie l ,..l s.Yes way .Os'"'e
ny 4sa ~, !, o'v%S s.sa~ u H0l'
'p, :, W u us nea'"
:, 2 On,y lo' !" " ,s snen ,, !,
Ci'0'e ""Fio"s, Nacn ui'SOivu :
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An Answer Nantt9i.

Can any one bring us u case o
Kidney or Liver Complaint tina,
Electric Bitters will not specdil,
cure? We say they cannot, a.
thousands of cases already perma
nently cured and who are daily
recommending Electric Bitlrrs,wii
prove. Brisht's Disease, Diabetes
Weak Back, or any urinary com
plaiutQuickly cured. They pnri.
fy the blood, regulate the buwel.
and ac' directly IN the diseased
parts Every bottle gnarant, ell
For sale ut Soc. u bottle by 4. ].
Mossman. m
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Together they we're looking over
the paper. "oh, my, how funny
said she. What is it," be asked.
why, here's an advertisement
that says no reasonable offer re
fused" Whats 80 odd about
that?' "Nothing, nothing" she
replied, trying to blush, "Only
those are my sentiments"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23
A Lawyers Opinion of Inter.
esI 90 isfi,

j. A. Tawney, Esq a leading at
torney Of Winona, MINI. writes
After using it for mare than three
years, | take great pleasure in stu
ting that | regard DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, as tht
best remedy in the wvrldfor Cough,
aud Colds. 1t has never failed tn
cure the most severe colds | have
ever had, and invariably relieve.
Tie pain in the chest. Trial Bot.
ties If this sure cure for all Throat
and Lung Diseases may be hal t,rt
at Il. j. Mussman's. Large size 81
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Al Andover, Mass, Jonathan All.
bot owned large grove of pines,
but when a recent gale threw
down the trcss he took the event
so much to heart that he hangel
himself.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

20 Amy" said the high.:choo
girls friend last night "you ought
to have seen me catch on to Gus
arm yesterday" My dear" re
piled the high,school girl, "afler
yonr studies of anatomy have
further progressed, you will moi
say catch on to his arm, but, q
grasped his humerus with my pha
langes."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Detective Burnett, of Charleston,
succeeded in capturing Hall, the
murderer Of Martin Moles. Hall
was found in Fayette county on
the Sd instant, aud lodged in the
Fayetteville Jail.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

When asked what she had for
dinner, she replied, "cold lounge
And he judged, by her manner,
that there would be some Of it left
for supper.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23
Al Unframed Cowboy Orders
Mathematics On Toast, and
~ Served!

All UANNtaAAEM AyNNWNI 2AA3A :
Mathematics on TOilst, and
y Served.
typical cowbny, fresh from hi'
herd, went into Eliich'schcp,h
last night. The tables we're all
filled except Of one ~ which
the terror Of the plains seated
himself. AS hepull0Hhishat and
united the red bandana handker'
chief frpm around his throat, be
lopked disdainfully around.
The ninble waiter brushed an
imaginary bread cruirib from The
cloth, shisked abill Of fare from
the castor and placed itbefoFe the
festive and untslned youth.
"Take il away he snarled. q
can't eat that. 1 want rattlesnakC
on toastlp
"Raltlesnake on toa.tI" yelled
the waiter.
"Ratllssnake on toastl" respond.
ed the cook.
There was a slight autter among
the guests at Til. strange order
and the cowboy was scanned b,
many curious eyer
He lopked a little disconnected
AZ having his order 30 promptly
taken, glanced furitiyely towart
thefront Of the llouse. Hesaw the
cooks and walters engaged in gill
ing orders, and looked Us solemn
as grayeyards after midnight.
He assumed Il nOnChalant airanC
picked his teethwith his fork.
A cook deftly removed the Skin
from a pickerel, and cuttingastriI
the proper shape, placed ii in
spider.
The waiter who had taken tn,
order came tripping back to th'
bold buccaneer Of the parnpas.
"Will you have your snake vel
done or rare2'
Rare, with oodles Of milk gravy
on ii"
Gimme that snake rare-milI
gravy on the side," was ballooed I,
the cook.
"Suake rare; milk gravy-side,'
cook shouted back,
"sayl9 said the bovine s'eerer a!
the waiter passed him, "I'll tak0 i
well DONE"
Make it welldone," was answer
ed back.
The lariat wrestler began togroN
nervous. The devil may.care ex
preston had left his eyes, and
sof., 'subdued, melancholy shad,
had taken its place. He fdgetet
in his chair, aud seemed to be
nerving himself fOr0n ordeal.
"Here you are, sir said the cnl
mary Gunymcde, placinga dish il
which was something Licely coilec
which looked like u fried specimen
Of the genius croialalus. "lIayo d
little Wocestersauce? Some folk,
like mushrooms with their snakes
Others prefer Cl,ilo colorow. A
little salad dressing don't go bad
There's vinegaraOd olive oil in The
castor. Will you have tea or coffeci
Very fine snake. Caught ycster.
day. Fat aud tender"
When the waiter was delivering
himself Of this enlugy on the meal
the steer puncher showed his chaiI
back. Iii. eyes bulgGd out and he
became pulo around the gills.
81 don't think I'll eat anything
Iain't hungry" he said as he rose
nnsteadily 10 his feet and reached
for his hat.
Maybe you'd prefer Drilled moe
oasiO,' in'inuatingly suggested tl,c
waiter.
NO" he replied, as the ashcn
pallor deeponed on his face. ii
amt a bit hungry" lie cast an.
other glance at the dish he had or,
dered, and made a break for the
door He forgot TO "lay at the
counter"
Together they we're looking over
the paper. "0h, my, how funny
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

al beg a thousand pardons for
coming solate." MY dear sir" re
piled the lady gtaCiously, mo par.
dons are needed. You can never
come too late"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

He that dies not know those
things which are Of use and ncces.
sity fur him to know, is an ignor,
ant man, whatever he may know
besides.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

From tile published reports. Of
tho various asylums in the United
States it appears that within the
last ten years the number Of In
sane persons has nearly doubled.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Elk Governor William Smith,
known " Extra Billy" Smith, ii
Virginia, celebrated his eighty.
seventh birthday at his home in
Warrenton, in that State, a few
days ago The venerable hu.t APP
peared hale and hoa,ty and greeted
his legion Of callers cheerily.
Among those present were many
leading members Of the Virginia
bar.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

The Jackson Heard says a Dep.
uty U. S. Marshall on the Sid inst.
arrested StrOther Conk and VIM
Christy, for alleged violation Of in.
ternal revenue laws.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

The Winifrede cpal Company
hayedrixen their shaft half way
through the mountain aud vii
complete itand l-eitas tunnel
through whichto reach theirI,nne
county coal LANDS This viii be a
novel tunnel, through q bank ii
coal, but will prove 4 Godisend d
Boone county, Offering hereasyo
Ilet for the productions Of The Coal
River basin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

DON'T FEEL WELLS Tho stomach
Is ont Of order; neglected, this means
chronic dyspepsia, YUu should take
Aiker's Dyspepsia Tablets and avoid this
terrible disease. Sold by NanGildUf. 70
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

CO o. Mainline trains run by Wash.
ington time; Lexington Division by Col
umbns time.
Nus aud 6, daily except Sunday. Do
not run between Clifton Forge and Hun.
tington.
Nos. 9 and 5, daily between Clifton
Forge and Ashland, Ky. No. 9, daily
except Saturday, Clifton Forge to Rich.
mond; except Sunday, Richmond to Old
Point. No ., except Sunday, Oh Point
to Clifton Forge.
Nos. Baud !, Washington, Louisville
and Cincinnati Fast LINZ, run daily be.
tween Louisville, Cincinnati Washing.
ton and Richmond, Va. Do not stop toy
local business, except That No. 3 stops
between Richmond anil Charlottesville.
No. 3, Louisville and Cincinnati Fast
Line, and No, 4, Washington Fast Line,
equipped with Pullman New Drawing.
Room, Smoking, Saloon and Sleeping.
Cars, and Solid 'rGains between Lbuis.
Vile, Lexington aud Washington, b. O:
Pullman Sleeping Cars between Cincin.
natl aud Richmond; Day Coach be-
tween Cincinnati and Richmond.
Z, & y. Sleeping Cars on Trains Nos, .
and ., between Richmond and Clifton
Forge.
No. I, daily except Sunday, leave
Cannelton $40 A. NJ, arrive Huntington
ll;l6 A. NJ.
No. $, daily except Sunday, leave
Nl6 7, NJ. arrive COdnUltOn $40 r. NJ.
Old Dominion Line Steamers will
leave Newport News OH Monday, Tines.
day, Wednesday aud Saturday, on ar.
rival Of No. 4, Fast Line, arriving in
New York next afternoon.
For Rates, Tickets, Baggage, Clccks,ap.
ply 70 any Office Of Z, go. K'y;or Depot
or Ticket Office OF connecting lines.
q. w. SMITH, II. W. FULLER,
Gent Manager. Gcu'l Pass'r Ag't.
inly4-tt
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IN HOOD
HOW Lpst. How Rastorad /

How Lost, How Restored \
Just published, new edition Of nr.
CUlverwcll's Celebrated Essay
0nthc radical cure Of SPERNATORRIIGA or
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The celebrated author, in this admira.
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hsS-This Lecture should 10 In the
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Sent under seal, in a plain envelope
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mfTf nfYY tTyII TTyy,yY 1F1NTnI M
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

a clear-brained Vermont girl has
just married a plumber instead Of
a foreign count Empty titles lose
their attractive power when OPP.
posed by solid wealth.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

The poet says: "In the world a
man must be either anvil or ham.
ner." He was wrong, however.
Lots Of men arc nothing but bel.
lows.
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LOTTERY.
neoAFITlI rI.Izn. sia.000. Sd
TltKtl. only 81, snare. 3 prqpsrtlon.
IOnlslaaa Sac L0LLery lanlEanY.

4 . We do heftbg cfftifg that "a nlpeftite Ne
uraagtmaas III diiHe Aonthig I'D .Slai.
d,pligll DalriHgs cf The LUaisiaia lS,Ttl
LCttgg COnpqng, and ii paDa managerial
cpNtrOl ne Dfdfiags tla6Sirs, md ttat hi
sqgle are conducted WM hoaeiy, faimes,
and ltgeDi jaiii tostpi al pdtiirs, aud IL
aitllgri:e he cympntg u G& tias e5riifcdie,
Mttl inc-sinilte n Olir signature attached,
IN IL GiN4iselaedts.ii
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

We learn that two Of the County
Commissioners Of jackson county
favor the appropriation of 100000
TO the projected railroad.
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"RncllIl.PnIl,n.n

Quick, complete cure, all ammo yin
Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases
81. Druggists.
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PATENTS.
P ATENT7S

obtained for new inventions, or for i'm.
provements mold ones, Caveats, miring.
mcnts, Trade Marks and all patent bust,
ness promptly attended to,
Inventions that have been re.
iected may still, in most cases, he patcn.
ted yus, being opposite the us. Pat
ent Office and engaged in PdieRl CltSiilesI
ercItuirely, We can secure patents IN less
time than those who are remote from
Washington,
When inventors send model or sketch
we make search in the Patent Office and
advise asto its patentability frW Of charge,
Correspondence confidential; fees reas'
enable and no charge unless Pat
eNt Is obtained.
We refer by permission to the City
Postmaster, and to the Superintendent
ofthe Post Office Money Order Division,
in " asllington. For special references,
circular, advice, terms, &c, address
O. a. SNOW q co.
Opposite Patent Office, washg'ton, D, c,
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Wells "lsouglt on Rats" Almanac, at
druggists, or mailed tor9 c, stamp L
s. WELIS, IersNy CITY.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

GROUP, WllO0PlNG COUGH and ev.
en- Asthma Immediately relievelhy Alex.
er's English Remedy. Sold underguar.
antec by NantiiItler. fol-
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DCCIlne OF Mimi.

Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia, Impo-
tGnc, Sexual Debility, cured by Wells
Health RCncwCr 81.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Living without work does not
make a gentleman. II is just us
liable To make aloafcr.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Man isnot born totolye the prob
lem Of the universe, but to'ind out
what Che has to do, aud restrain
himself within the limits Of his
comprehension.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

There is nothing lower iiian ~.
pocrisy. 'Fnpmfts. friendship and
act enmity isa sure proof Of total
deptayity.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

About the only troubles that
come single are fussy old maids.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Mr.. TcnnsyOn's wealth in prop,
orty is said to bo between sl,OO0,,
900 and 81 100000.
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Attention Fiduciaries.

HAVING been appointed by the Coun
lily Court Of Mason county, West Nir-
ginia, on tho 9Th day Of January, 1881,
their sols Commissioner TO settle With
EiduciaFies, all Administrations, Exec,i!
tors, Gurators and Guardians, wlllliv.
err themselves accordingly, as | atn,the
only legally constituted authoritybcfore
whom they can make their settlements,
JN0. EtVlAtAiS,
Conf FliuclarieSoi MISCONCEPTIONS
ian.ll, lSSJur
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

LADIEssHoULD REliEAfBERabea
timl complexion results from using Ak
ers Blood Exlixer. For sale by A. G.
yanGilder. nj
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LIST OF rRl2m.

lg67 Prizes amounting to,....@os2O5, 800
Application for rates to clubs should
be made only to to the Office VI tie Com
pany in New Orleans.
For further information write clearly,
giving full address. Make r. o. Money
Orders payable and address Registered
Letters 10
NEW ORLESSS NATIONAL RANK.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

Purity, sincerity, obedience and
selfsnrfender are the marble steps
that lead u the spiritual temple.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-23

It's Grand Single Number Drawings take
place monthly.
A SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY TO
WIN a FORTUNE. SECOND GRAM
DnAsIG, Class A. AT NEw ORLEANS,
Tuesday, February IL, lSSl-
lO5th Monthly Drawing.
CAPITAL PRIZE s7s, 600.
100000 Tickets nj Five Dollars Each,
Fractions, in Rlftlis In proportion.
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Commissioners.

Incorporated in 1868 for % years BY
the Legislature for Educational and
Charitable purposes-witll a capital Of
Sl,0O0,000-to which u reserve fund Of
over Si50,O has since been added.
BY an overwhelming popular vote its
franchise was made a part Of the present
State constitution adopted December ID,
4. D., 1870.
The only IAitierg erer totei on and a.
aorni By Ae ieQpleet any State.
u ,tar.,. .r,rls. M. ,,i.t,,,,t,.rl
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-09-04
FREEDOM.

Nothing of special interest has trans
pired in this part Of the 'tpublic do
main, - but business moves on with the
same alacrity and perseverance charac-
teristic of our citizens
The mower and thresher seem con-
tending for audience, and we are re-
minded of the poem so popular among
the juveniles:
Maud Muller, on a summers day,
Raked the meadows sweet with hay,
Beneath her torn gown glowed the
wealth,
Of simple beauty and rustic health.
But. in reference 10 raising sorghum
for fodder, we render it thus:
A Kansan. on a boiling day,
Pitched the heavy sorghum hay
Beneath his slOuch hat, loud and clear
Some diaboIical words you'd hear
Most of those who have been labor
ing undel disease have recovered and
we are glad to again meet them IN our
social gatherings. The latest in the
social sphere is q Mite Society at Mrs,
Gilbert Yincent's, on next Friday even
ing,
Frank POyser, our postman, Is eVi-
IDENTIFY a full tiedged heart smasher
his appearance in our neighbOrhOOd is
as mental-depresSing as a death knell
to our matrimOniallY inclined young
men; the new twO-seated lazy back
buggy, his dashing steeds, and his cleo
trio lOquaclty are Irresistible with OuI
young ladies.