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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30

The philanthropic lady 10
Boston who proposes to donate a tooth
fund for the benefit of public school
children deserves credit perhaps, as
she stands ready to give $4,000.
But why she does this is a mystery.
Every child in America is bound to
eat candy and everybody knows the
candy of to-day, while it looks much
more beautiful, is not the candy of
our forefathers but a mixture of
glucose tinted poison etc which in
spite of plugging and boring is bound
to get away with the teeth. Beside
this, parents permit their children to
indulge in every luxury of the table,
and hot bread is daily dish. 1t is
not to be wondered at that young girls
in their teens are seen so frequently
with teeth shining with plugs, and ere
they are matrons have their mouths
filled with false teeth. Primitive
humanity did not use their
teeth for anything else than
the mastication of wholesome
food, and luxuries of salads, rich
cakes, confections etc., were entirely
unknown. The consequence was a ripe
old age found it in possession of sound,
well preserved teeth. IT'S true dem
tisis did not meet in convention annu-
ally and suggest new methods where
by offending molars and incisors could
be yanked out at $3.50 per tooth, abso-
lutely without pain, neither were
store teeth displayed between the lips
of half the race, but then-'tis a good
plan, let the philanthropic lady have
her swing, it is just as well to torture
the little wretches with the filling and
boring process, as it is to teach them
abstemiousness in food, cleanliness of
teeth, and many other lessons neces-
sary to health, and besides, think
what an escape, she might in her zeal
have twined her philanthropy around
dogs or cats or something less useful
than teeth. So let us be thankful
that Boston's beans are TO be succeed
ed by craze that will keep the chill
dren from cumming" it through the
world, at all events.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
GLIMPSES.

The managers net reC eip;s were $3.50
Dick Harrison smiled and smiled
again.
The rcifOrmance was a first class
"snide."
John Bernard was an appreciative
listener.
Fred Danwalter was on hand by big
msjority.
Rob Somb1rt and Joe Sabm laughed
the loudest.
Percy johnson YVES there, but his father
did not know it.
Ernest Paillon and Jim Thon SON
sat in the second row.
Bonnie Brandt managed the stage
scenery without a break.
Dryden Stsi Ike was there. His girl
must not know it, however.
Will Allison and Charlie Hoffmeister
were in the married mems row.
John Durr, IT,, looked sweet On May
Evans but il didn't do any good.
Speed Stephens and d. w. Shsckel.
ford were in attendance together.
-Aleck Stephens, Will Mckinley and
Frank Sombart formed jolly trio.
The party stopped at the Mahan house
-vulgarly called "The Saints Rest"
Judge stsrke, Henry Thomson and
George Sabm were interested spectators.
Frank Chambers and Will Pendleton
stood up so they could get good view Of
the stage.
There was ga wine party" after the
show. The ministries" appreciated the
boys hugely.
Charlie Leonard and Abel Leonard
were "well in 'front.'" They did not use
opera glasses.
The show was not as immoral as il
might have been, but it was bad enough in
ali conscience.
Bob Greenlease was big as life. The
girls intended to start dime museum with
Bob-poor fellow!
Bert Plant represented the printers
He would have liked 10 go behind the
scenes, but didn't dare.
John Smith made a mash on the fe.
male impersonator and looked disguised
when that girl changed to a man.
The country delegation was: Robert
son, Dave Draffep, T. Smith, w. Cunning
ham, Potter, Stiffier and McNichol.
"A prominent ply stefan was perfectly
pleased at the panorama Of pretty people
He don't want his name mentioned.
Charlie Sombar5 Will Edgar, Charlie
Hofimeister and Louis Levens were specia
pets, and they went behind the scenes.
Will Forsythe's sideburps doomed ny
immense. He didn't have to use an operl
lass, as he sat right under the footlights
Charlie Glssscock, Frank Mckinley
DIR. Pzrnell and Ed. Chiffon sat back b.
the door so the BAzoo would net see them
Leon Shorts eyes came nesr poppin,
during The song and dance act. When j
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30

The wife shooter is abroad In the land
but his Christmas present bullet iu
the head with a large sized revolver
did not quite accomplish its purpose
in San Antonio Texas, On the morn.
ing of the 25th. Gus Bramfth, a
carpenter living in the suburbs, at
tempted to shoot his wife but the ball
glanced and the wound did not prove
fatal. The delectable creature is the
father of four little children aud in an
ATTEMPT to take them from their
mother the above was the result. A
most surprising thing is the fact that
whenever it is deemed necessary to
reduce refractory husbands and wives
to submission of late, the deadly little
revolver is the most effective weapon
and somehow it is always convenient
ly at hand. Had the immortal Brig
ham Young been as ready with his
revolver as the husband of to-day
what pic-nick he might have had
in shooting a wife whenever the mood
suite him.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30

A negro named William Hughes
died in the hospital in St. Louis, last
Sunday, under very suspicious cir
cumstances. The coroner's inquest
finding that instead of dying of rheu-
maiism as had been claimed, his death
had / ,en produced by a clubbing.
1t is now claimed that he was dubbed
by two policemen who insisted on
searching him, and upon his refusing
to permit the search, he was dubbed
into insensibility. Whether the re.
opening of the inquest will result in
corroborating the evidence given or
not, remains to be seen. 1t is WELL
In the meantime to consider whether
policemen may not at some time be
little too handy with the omnipresent
club in asserting their authority, and
once more the question arises whether
the men selected for this important
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position should not at least possess
some other requisite than merely
muscular development anda DISPOSE
ton to bulldoze all who come in their
way, whether guilty, or not.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
a Walk Over.

81. Joseph, Dec. 27.-The senatorial
committee of the Second district met here
to-day and endorsed Hon. Waller Young
as the demo ratio nominee for senator to
ill the vacancy occasioned by the yna-
ton of Hon. r. T. Davis. 1t IS thought
there will be no opposition, and that Mr..
Young will have a walk-over.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
Sullivan Arrested.

Miles City, Montana, Dec. 27.-While
the sheriff's posse was seeking 10 arrest the
slayer, Sullivan, this morning, Doc Charlin
and a three. yesr-old child were shot dead at
the csbiu door. Sullivan was subsequently
secured and lodged in Jail.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA, Mo-,
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 80. 1884.
NOTICE.

J. L. Martin is no longer in the
employ of the BAzoo, and all parties
are hereby notified that he is fraud,
and unworthy Of belief or confidence.
j. WEST GOODWIN.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
Not e. Patert Medicine.

Kidney affections are at once abated by
Benson's Capcine Plasters. Better than
nauseous doses.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
Horsford's Acid Phosphate 70
Alcoholism.

DR.. c. Ellis, Wsbash, Ind, says: 81
prescribed il for a man who had used in
toxicsnts to excess for fifte en- years, but
during the last two years has entirely sb-
stained. He thinks the Acid Phosphate is
of much benefit to him."
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
SWEPT INTO TNE STREAN,
One Thousand Acres Of Land and
sRight Smart of Bears

On the deck of a big Mississippi steamboat
stood an aged Southern planter. Indicating
by sweep of his arm the waters the boat
was passing over, he said TO q passenger
from the North: when was twelve years
old killed my first bear on 4 new plantation
my father was then cutting ont Of forest
that grew directly over the waters Of this
bend. That was mighty good plantation,
and there was right smart of bears there, too.
But that one thousand acres Of land went into
the Mississippi years ago"
II is putting no strain upon the figure to
say that great forests Of youthful hope, wo-
manly beauty and manly strength are swept
in the same way every year into the great,
turbid torrent Of disease and death. Yet II
should not be so. That it is so is disgrace
as we'll as loss. People are largely TOO
careless or two stupid 10 defend their own in
tereSts-the most precious Of which is health
That gone, all is gone. Disease is simple,
but to rccklcSSncSs or Ignorance the simplest
things might &s we'll be complex as q prOpo-
sition in Comic Sections. AS the huge WcS-
tern rivers, which so often food the cities
along their shores, arise in few mountain
springs, so all our ailments can be traced 10
impure blood and small group Of disorder
cd organs.
The most effective and inclusive remedy
for disease is PARKER'S TONIC. 1t goes to
the sources Of pain AMI weakness. In res
ponse to It's actio9. the liver, kidneys, Stom-
ach and hear; begin their work aircSh, and
disease is driven out. The Tonic is not, how
ever, an intoXicant, bu; cures desire for
strong drink Have YOU dyspepsia, rEcuma-
tism, or troubles which have refused TO
yield to other agents? Here is your help.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
RAISING CHICKENS.

Do not be in q hurry 20 invest IN
incubators, if you are q farmer. aH'l
have anything else to do besiaes
looking after the poultry yard The
wooden incubators arc we'll enough
for men who have plenty Of money,
and make the raising OF eggs and
chickens speciality. A good many
things about incubators are not yet
proved. and farmer who has his
bread to earn, can afford to wait a
little longer, and use the original
m2thod for Matching and raising
chickens. The hen is good for a
dozen eggs, and, if she be left to
her own selection Of nest, is pretty
sure to hatch them, if they are fer
tilted. You may protect her
against vermin, but she cOvets pr
vacv, and desires to be left alone.
When her brood is off, she needs a
little help, Il coop for shelter, and
regular feeding with mixed diet
of animal and vegetable food, and
water or milk to drink-the latter
if you can get it. Nothing is better
than milk for the fowls. The
Young chicks will help, rather than
hinder in the garden, until they are
q month or six weeks old. They
will destroy multitude Of insects,
and thrive on them. The early
hatched chickens are best for lay
ers, but late summer is quite as
good for broilers. They never
come amiss at any time on the
farm.
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STANDING THE STRAIN.

Mr.. Boggs-"Really, my dear, I
wish you would stop arguing about
the equality af the sexes. All the
authorities are against you
Mrs. Boggs-"Oh, they are, are
they? Well, ju,t mention one OF
them
Here is one right here in this
paper
"Who is he?'
"Dr. John Lord. lie says en-
phati cally that :woman's nervous
system cannot bear the strain OF
the work done by man. .
"Well, he is right. If a woman
shouldycI like mad around stock
exchange all day, stopping only for
drinks and cigars, eat three indl.
gestible meals and then go ont IN
the evening to wine supper, she
would be half dead the next morn
ing
Mr.. Boggs changed the subject.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
JUNE.
DISEASES OF PLANTS.

Like the diseases affecting the an
imal system, those of plants are a
constant subject of stady. Most OF
the latter are the result Of attacks
of vegetable parasites, which in their
development penetrate the tissues
OF their host and feed upon the
matters intended for the formation
of new tissues, or interfere with the
production of new cells. The dis
truction annually resulting from this
cause can scarcely be estimated,
and anything that may tend to dl-
minishit should be hailed by agricu!-
turists as a boon for which to be
deeply grateful. The latest sug-
gestions come as the result Of a
series of observations that have
been made in Germany and else
where. AS a rule the disease in
fecting farm crops may be re ferred
to fungus growths; and these. it is
we'll known, develop better upon
certain plants than on others.
Such supports to various kinds OF
mildew and rust are found in the
barberry, hawthorn, and blackberry
and it is therefore recommended
that these shrubs be carefully re-
moved from the hedges bordering
upon fields of grain. There is here
an exceedingly ready remedy, and
one that should by no means be neg
lected. But there are other pests
not so easily disposed of. The
plants upon which they grow and
develop are often the cultivated
ones of farm crops, and the question
of this destruction often becomes
an interesting one. For Ordinary
smut, Kuhn recommends sleeping
the affected or suspected seed IN
sulphuric acid diluted to the pro
portion of 1.5 to 100, and submit
ting them to the action for twelve
hours. Copper sulphate (blue Wit,
rioD is quite as active, but is often
destructive to thegerm- DrechsIer
recommends solution Of one part
crude carbolic acid in 100 parts OF
water both to destroy fungus germs
and to preserve the seeds and the
young plants from insect injuries.
The latter is said to prove effective
and to have no deteriorating infu
ence upon the seed or upon the
newly-dcveloped root.
All these remedies are simple and
easily applied, and they should
therefore receive serious attention
by the progressive farmers, especi-
ally during this spring, when much
poor seed from last years crop
must necessarily be used. After
stepping as directed the growth OF
the plant is largely increased and
the treatment is both inexpensive
and easy of application.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
SamsOn'S Lc2S and locks.

When DeIilah clipped of S!mso:i 8
locks tiat mighty athlete at oacc be
came 'as other mcn." Ii it could lie
proved That the possession OF llNuriant
hair wOuld enable men TO tear cpcn
lions jaws, IlISCoX & Co.. would be
driven wild III the effort 10 supply
enough OF Parkcr's Hair Bal>am to
meet the The demand. As it is the
BalSam prevents your hair from fall
ing ont, and restores the original color
if faded or gray. Besides it is 4 great
addition 10 the toilet table as dress
inc. June lin.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
Statement Of Benz. +. Hearn-
don,

Early in November, 1881, while sewing on
the machine. my wife was taken with
severe pain in her side, which was soon fo.-
lowed by bcmorrhagcs from her lungs and
severe cough. Fever commenced, She could
neither eat or sleep, and in q few weeks she
was reduced TO living skeleton. The at
tending physician told me that lie thought
one Of her lungs VIZ entirely gone. She
could not retain the most delicate uouIlSh-
ment on her stomach, ! then agree with DR..
Sullivan, MY family physician, TO call DR..
Holloway in consultation. They made
final examination of the patient and pro-
uounced the case hopeless. DR.. Holland
then suggested the Brewers Lung ReStorcr
as last resort, I sent for bottle and gave
her 4 dose. | found that she could retain it
on her stomach and after about the third
dose, I began 10 notice some Improvement
in her condition l continued the medicine
regularly and by the time she had taken two
bottles, she was able 10 walk about the
house. She is now in better haaith than she
has enjoyed for several years. / believe
The Lung ReStorer saved her life. We have
have family of six children, some of them
grown"
Mr. Hcarndon's post-oficc is Yatcsvillc,
Upson county, Ga. He is 4 thoroughly re-
liable man in every particular.
Feb. 2S-1m.
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paper.
ssWhO is hc?'

APPROPRIATE MoTToEs. Mrs.
Slimdiet Il am going to buy some
nice notices to decorate our home
Have you seen any that You ad-
mire?'
Old Boarder-"On, yes quite a
number
Il am so glad, because now you
can give me some suggestions. Of
course i have Bless Our Home
motto for the front hail, and I also
have some appropriate ones for the
parlor. 1t is The dining-room that
bothers me-"
Il saw one to day that would be
just the thing"
"Indeed! Where was i.?'
in q grocery story"
That is a queer place. What
did it say?7
1T said, If you don't see what
you want, ask for it,
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
THE AMERICAN FIRMER
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Reports of Representative Farmers Clubs
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Handsome, Valuable and Us;ful Premiums
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The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
BLUE RIDGE RAILROAD AND ANDERSON
FREIGur, rAssENGEE coAcH ArrAcMED.
CONNECTIONS.

A. With South Carolina Railroad from Char
lesion.
With Wilmington, Columbia and Augusta
Railroad from Wilmington and all
points North thereof.
With Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta
Railroad from Charlotte and all points
North thereof.
B. With AShevile & Spartanburg Rail Road
for points in Western North Carolina.
c. With A. & G. Div. L. & D. Z. R., from al
points South and West.
D. With 4. & G. Div, Il. s. D. Il. r., from At
larta and beyond.
Z. With a. S; e. Div, K. & D. Il. r., from all
points South and West.
F. With South Carolina Railroad for Charles
ton.
With Wilmington, Columbia and Augusta
Railroad for Wilmington and the North
With Charlotte, Columbia and Augusta
Railroad for Charlotte and the North.
G. With Asheyi!le s. Spartanburg Railroad
from IIendcrSorvile.
II. With A. & G. Div, K. & D. r. r., from
Charlotte and beyond.
J. W. FRY. Superintendent.
VI SLACGuTEE, General Passenger Agent.
d CARDwELL, Asst General Passenger Ast.
Columbia, 5. G.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
humorous.
& CHEAP HOTEL.

Three ofus walked into the ONCE
of a hotel in a little town in
Mississippi one night, and when
the landlord had been reused from
his nap behind the stove, q big dog
kicked off the only bench in the
room, and the smoking lamp turned
I'D so that we could see each other,
he sized US up and said:
| "Gentlemen, 1 am a poor land
| lord, but a truthful man. In the
first place, I'll have to put the three
of YOU into the one bed. In the
next place, it's a bed so dog goned
mean that you'd q heap better lie
on the floor
Can't we sit up in the room:
asked one.
Don't believe you kin. There's
a dozen panes of glass gone, the
roof leaks, and there's no show to
build q fire.
what sort Of q tavern do you
keep, anyhow
'Poor-miserable poor. I'm no
landlord; my wife runs all to poe
try, and the building is mortgaged
for morn it's worth.
How about breakfast?'
We'll, you can count on bacon, to
ters and hoe-cake, with mighty poor
coffee. The table, cloth is full OF
holes, We never use napkins, and
maybe there won't be enough forks
to go around
See here!' growled the drummer,
you'd better get out of this and
give room to somebody who can
run q hotel
Il know it know it; but where
and how shall I go? l couldn't
raise six bits to save my neck, and
what town wants me? I havn't got
no trade; am too weak to labor in
the fields, and this keepin' tavern
seems to be the only opening forme
Got any whisky?'
'Naryr
"Any good water:'
well, it's creek water, and purity
sandy just now
Any more wood to keep up the
fire?'
Not stick, but III cut some in
the morning
The four Of us stood looking at
each other for a long minute, and 1t
was the landlord who spoke first.
He said:
Gents, it's no use to kick. I'm
sorry, and that's all can do. I'll
light another lamp, bring out a pack
of keerds, and We'll play seven up
while the hired man comes in and
fiddles for us. It's only six hours
to daylight and eight to breakfast
and q shillingplug of tobacker pays
the bill for the hull three Of YOU
But when we left the next fore
noon he wouldn't even take that.
He said our society was recompense
enough.-DetroH Free Press.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
1884 THE 1884
CONSTITUTION

TIE DAILY CONSTITUTION has come to
be i necessity TO every intelligent man in
the range of its circulation.
For the next year it will be better than
ever. Nearly 100000 is now being invested
by its proprietors in q new building, pres
scS and outfit, in which and with which it
can be enlarged to meet its increasing busi-
ness, and improved to meet the demands of
its growing constituency.
TIE DAILY AED SUNDAY CONSTITUTION for
1SSi will bc better and fuller than ever, and
in every :~..se the best paper in the reach
Of the people OF the Southeast.
One Ycal SO, 6 Months s5, 3 Months $3.50.
] Month SIOO
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26

To PRESERVE APPLES.-Pack in
boxes or barrels elevated from the
cellar floor, with layer Of dry saw
dust at the bottom Of each box or
barrel; then q layer of apples,
placed out Of contact with each
other, then layer of sawdust, ard
so on till all are full. Sound ape
packed in this manner will keep
fresh O long time.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26

All who have experienced and witnessed
the effect CT Hostctter'S Stomach Bittcrs
upon the weak, broken down, despondng
victims of dyspepsia, liver complaint,
bility, or premature decay, know that in
this supreme tonic and alternative there
exists q specific principle which reaches the
very source OF the trouble, and elects an
absolute and permanent cure.
For sale hy all Druggists and Dealers .
generally.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
AsheIille and Spartanburg Railroad.

SPARTANBURG. S. c., May l2 1851.
On and after Monday, May l2st, 1874,
passenger trains will be run daily (Sunlays
cxccpted) between Spartauburg and Hen
derSonvillC Is follows:
UP TRAIN.
Leave R. & D. Depot 1t Spartanburg GOO p II
Arrive at IIenGcrsonvillc. $50 p m
DOWN TRAIN.
Leave IcndcrSonville....- 500 n m
Arrive L. 6 D. Depot, SpartanDurg. ll.32 p m
Both trains make connections tOf Column
bia and Charleston via SpartanbuTS. Union
and Columbia and Atlanta and Charlotte by
Air Line. JAMES ANDERSON,
Superintendent.
The Newberry herald. [volume] (Newberry, S.C.) 1865-1884, 1884-06-26
From NacOu.s

In August. 1881. it was discovered
that my sons wife WAS in the last
stages OF consumption. She was
coughing necessarily and at times
would discharge quantities of pus from
her lungs, could rot sleep or retain
anything Oil her stomach, and we
thought it cnly 4 aqu"Stion cf time when
life would he compelled to give way
to the fell destroyer. After all other
remedies had failed. We got Brewers
Lang R2Sto:cr and began il in very
small doses. as she WAS very weak
She soon began to improve; continued
the remedy and WAS restored TO life
and health and is To-day better than
she has ever been before. Ircgard
her restoration rs nearly I miracle. for
which she is indebted 20 Brewers
Lung R2Storer.
r. W. BONNER.
Macon Ga.