New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-07-02
TIE I'm or TIE DAY

| 1HE ram or THE DAY.
western wholesale coffin dealers talking about form
ing monster syndicate ofcon makers In order to crush
ont the small dealers and Jobbeis
The removal ofhe coored principals from our coored
schools by the new Bourbon Board IA anoiher n'anc. 81
how much the lynchhnrg platform ~ last year IA worth
Less than nothing 4 lIlohmDnd wing
EtMay0r Powdcrly, ~ Scranton thus describes tbs
women who work IN tho coke regions Of Pennsylvania
"ths woman stood IN tho DOORWAY ami dressed IN
rough, loose hitting outer garment and mn apron Her
person from the waist M waa exposed when shc
stopped 10 handle tho coke pho caught hor hair he
tween hor teeth IN order TO keoplt ont ~ her way Her
feet inc, cd In pair ~ heavy shoes and her oga
were exposed from tho knees down, lor habc witch
ahc brought TO tho works with hcr lay IN front OF tho
car with noarcoy any covering except tho shadow Of y
whcohmrow which was turned NJ In order 10 protect
the child from tho faya o. the sun"
- hear you intend 10 send your two sons 10 college I"
said Alpha 10 omesS "lo rrn@d ONCE " i 9ays
eheiel ihnn ~ - o'lrk'' Whf Hh'lpuH
man almost 'hrlescd Alpha You might ~ wen throw
your money away " College only fourth class
Institution, II has ncvor boalraoe Ia tho whole
cOutec 81 liza oNhlonco, ana cannot boast baseball
nineP- NoniAIOWn Herald
The smalle, salary PAID by the Government to post
last year nno cents. Tho lucky fellow who
received this lives In town IN North Carolina but he
does not live on his salary.
foolish eagle measuring seven feet from tip 70 tip OF
his wings attempted TO algh upon telegraph pole In
South Charles-st, BALTIMORE day or TWO since lie
aWEWardly ged himself I'm the and cap
tured after aprolonged struggle by the people who wit
messed the dilemma into which lac had placed himself
THIS story respectfully recommended To thOSo thinking
OF purchasing telegraph stock-lBostOn Post
The Chcago Inter- suggests the following notices
for the Democratic Convention at Chicago "The Great
Fraud of 1876; Cipher Dispatches Are not Safe;
Seven More Mules Is Not Enough for Indiana; Let Us
Mourn for Cronln. Who Is Left in oregon Now; 'Tk0
OH Tank Ia Good a Barrel Bless the Wool Grow
and Damn the sugar Growers"
We are perfectly willing that Ben Butler should afford
the country little harmless amusement By running a.
the Presidential candidate Of three or four amateur
of the Democratic party 1t is time to ~ him Richmond
Dispatch.
shipowner who teetotaler recently broke a
bottle Of water at the namn of new vessel thinking
that he would please the temperance people. But he
didn't; for they rebuked him for not using bottle Of
wine, and thus getting rid Of it IN harmless way
According to the Editor of The York CoaJec,oner
the manu- lacturo OF candy has reached S32,O00.O0O
worth yearly. This IS large sum II mere were any
human stomach by the deeteriOus cOOrng uatters and
cpd be summed Up in dollars and cents It would swa
low up all the profits Of tho trade-tPhllade!pha
Record.
In Japan every newspaper employs man whose sole
occupation 20 prison whenever court orders that
punishment for editor This gives the editor chance
to stay homo and write article the necessity Of in
creased prison accommodation.
Mount Davidson was again whitened with snow half
way from summit to base nigh before last: The sun
flowers with whcn the mountain is completely covered
all up smiling after sunrise The sunlowers
being native and to the manner born" d. not greatly
mind the little climatic eccenrcues that have thus i%r
distinguished the present season. They think II is all
right.-tVirgn New Enterprise.
The cartoons Of The JHd0e are uncommOny lively
nowadays.
The Grand Canon Of Colorado Is remarkable trans
mitter of sound train Of crossing the bridge at
Needles Is hoard quiet day at Cottonwood Island,
eighty -four miles away. And the sunrise gun at Fort
Moaye is said to awaken sccpers at I'll Dorado Canon,
ninely-slX miles away.
Mr. Francis Cation, IN his lecture on the Measure;
ment Of the Human Faculty says That lghI-haired
dark hair Persons who lghl haired wigs rhould
Immediately have them exchanged for the darh-halred
8rdce.-l NOrrstown Herald.
TT said that lightning recently struck woman who
lived in Wellington Ind. 1t darted to check, and bo
fore she hal time to turn tho other It slid down her
watch chain nearly melted her watchcase, Jumped TO
her feet put shoes beyond the reach Of the cobOcrs
art and skipped off, leaving the woman just as well and
as hearty as over.
connective trial Of vindmllls IA to take place in
Phiuicuha next september. The ODDS in The pools are
tar, In favor OF Rchelieu Robinson Ihhadep hia
Press
The sho,hono Indians ut their annual festival recently.
danced for three days and nights Without stoppng and
they didn't call II hop either
The FORT wayne Jomnai say,; Last Friday night some
villain with neither the faat ~ mau or dod IN his MART,
aulc some very valuable flowers from tho pOdrCh OF
Mrs Fiahor Guithgt II isa wonder that 81 utterly
reckless desperate didn't elea tho "pOarch while he
was about IT, ALBANY Erptosa
william GlazIor OF Milwaukee, says that Lake ltasoa Is
the source OF tho Mi,ssNppl RIVER Ho says that an
other lake. which no mas uamod Lake dazer is tho true
source.
Mary Anderson has gone to Italy 10 gather fresh In
Aptraliou" privately advised that her unique
iec OF stopf.thor sun preicls tho Kentucky article
Philadelphia Press
The Qnlpotoa Arizona local press lis trying TO boom
that town a. health resort" Tns great want OF that
country must be health rrsor-somo place that people
can 80 to and be safe Apache Indians, bears and
cowboys Detroit Free Press
Many OF the Italians residents OF Chicago are ON the
verge OF starvation.
II has been suggested that The Neo York Times Eren
ing i0si aud Br00kiyp Union ndictaOe under the
code for attompt ut suicide. Bat they likely
to escape the penalty by succeeding IN the attempt
James L. Stewart, who died ut the Cincinnati Work
house last Woek, the author OF jennie, the Flower
OF Kildare" and other popular songs lie recently left
waltz song entitled Autumn Leaves, and paintiyc
little ballad, called "Sng, sweet birds DER JAMES
grave with his publisher, with Instructions that they
Should be published after his death lie sentenced
10 the wOrkhouse for passing bogus checks at the ngerso
lecture, and his death due " prolonged dissipation
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