The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-06-27


A family with a meter N the house
should never he oui u meat.
DisapPoiniing-llunting the eoun.
try Oct and finding only country rock
4 object 10 taxin raw maiena. sale
sinner. a. he held has iosto have tie
tack removed
To Iona spinstsr OF a bachelor
either or both are to lone for the goot
Of the country.
There are larger swamps in tie Unit
ed States than Wall street. New York
but there are hone 50 treacheroas.
A man bad been killed by a stroke OF
The head from the back Of an AK an,
the %euroner's jury found that he dies
by AK dent.
A young husband IN Pittsbuw is suf
feung from a severe ease of tumor
It's two more twins.-Pittsburg Chron
icle-T Telegraph.
BARRIERS always have mirrors n front
Of their chairs IN 0rder To enable theiI
victims To see how n man looks being
talked 10 death-Merchanl Traveller.
There are a great many prohibition.
lists In Chloride. They would like 10
prohibit the rain from soaking through
mud roots and from running down
stove pipes.
since the supreme court has decided
that the civil rights bill was utconsti-
tutional the water has deserted Niger
lake IN Mason county. Iowa, ano left il
nearly dry.
An editor wrote the heading for AN
editorial a Movement in Gold" The
foreman just then called that uuy two
lines more were needed. So he finished
The article by saying: "The machinery
of a watch"
a castir1n dog which eats mea. is an
invention OF an eastern man that is
considered a masterpiece. 1t would be
much more wonderful though If the
dog was q natural flesh aud blood ami.
mal that didn't eat meat.
The dogs IN Florida is reported are
dying of the "staggers" a disease akin
TO that which sometimes atiltcts horses.
Let us hope that the disease may be.
come an epid.m IL and sweep the u
try as clean as parlor carpet.
The democratic party advocates free
trade because II would like to rppudi-
ate and forever abolish the duty il
owes to its country and to its fellow
man, The democrats envy the English
people the privileges which they enjoy
IN owing noduty.
Searching for pay ore Is attended
with much the same labor aud upcef-
tainty whether prosecuted by the rag.
ged prospector on the rock.ribhed boz
.om OF mother earth, or 10y tie we'll
dressed company manager in the peck.
cts Ut tue stockholders.
Pension agent-"On what grounds
do you demand Il pansiony" Veyeter.
All lost an arm in the service"
Agent-"Why, man, you've got two
armsT' Veto, | don't mean these.
The arm | lost was Of the Springfield
pattern. '-Boston Transcript.
Getting solid with the dog: do you
know the J~acksons2" asked Il lady of a
young man who lived in their neigh
borlood. mo, I'm not personally ac-
qualnted with all the members of the
family he replied, but | always speak
The dog at the front gate as | go
past. '-EXchange.
A young woman arrived in Balti-
more the other day from Switzerland
way 10 Uruguay, South Amenca.
TO meet aud marry her love. 1t might
be supposed that young man wlnlad
gone that far away might have escabed
entirely. but only a select few seem to
nave any luck in this world.-Ldis- a,
Vile Courier.Journal
The other evening two men met on
lark street. One of them had INST
'een IN a pawn shop, and was accUsted
y the other, thus: IL say, Jack what
line is ity" "Darned il ] know. Jim;
ny watch Amt going" was the reply.
Excuse me, Jack, for asking you;
oppose It's like my last winters over.
The Rio Grande river is generous ,
nd hospitable in its bank vets. For !
1ar OF having slighted some of lis
eighbors at the first II IL gave an
much grander and more far
'aching than the first, People who
ave attended either or both do not
are for more bankwetting this sea.
IN.
Young Mineral, dining at the res
surant had ordered deer meat and
cen served with beefsteak and was
using Snch a row as In attract the