Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-11
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 The man who puts his shoulder to the wheel is resp ected If he pushes in the direc- tion the wheel ought to go.-Pieayuns.
 Some one asks, sWhy is dude like Q match?" and we can't think why unless it is because both are light-headed.-Nerristo Herald.
 'How flies hang on, is the subject of an article in the Popular Science Monthly. We agree with you, but it will be worse before the summer is over.-Bosten Post.
 s@Thers," said the. funny man. 'tI look upon that as 8 finished piece of work. p ''What is it?" demanded the editor-in- chief ? 'It's bit of poetry" ''Let me see 1t. Yes, ? went on the editor, casting it into the basket, it is indeed finished piece of work."-Ex- change.
 ''You are very late sending your evening male out," said the editor to his daughter when he came home al two in the morning and met timid, shrinking young man be- tween the front door and the gate. Mot at all, answered the thoughtful girl; ''Chsrles Henry is now morning edition Middle town Transcript.
 They were sitting in the front parlor and he observed that he 'treally ought to go, as it was getting quite-late." 'tNo, wait a few minutes longer" she pleaded. "I want you to see the funny little man that brings around the morning papers. He passes the house AOW WAtAVub 4VO64uk uR He b10 W1u0OWSs Boston Post.
 As bank president started home the other evening, he missed street car by about 8 half second. "Great Scott!" he exclaimed, ''anothex one won't be along for four min- utes, and in these troublesome times if I'm 8 second late my wife will imagine that I have defaultea and absconded. .n-Philadel- phia ChroniclerHsrald.
 In the concert room: She-'Isn't it love- ly? I never did hear such delicious music. So tender, so plRintiVe, so refined, so soui- possessingl" He-'I am delighted to know that you are such music lover; but this Is nothing to what you will hear when they have got through with taning thtir instrn- ments. ."-Boston Transcript.
 An advertisement calls for ''an American boy for light office work-one who can play the harmonica preferred" The advsrtiser's scheme is too transparent. His object is to get the nine or ten hundred boy harmo nica- hends who apply for the position into his establishment and then blow up the building with dynamite.-Norristown Herald.
 Mankind is prone to make ono little sin as prominent as possible, that attention may net be directed to the several big sins which are kept in the background. In like manner, a woman sticks a greSt, horTid, obtrusiss pin into her back hair, that nobody may sns- Peet she has half gross of ordinary hair pAHS coACeAlS0 III 6eE bfsss9ss u&bNEk4 anu acquired Boston Transcript. .t
 Blifkins-s'My dear, dear friend, don't hate me. Try not to feel offended, but the truth must be told. I cannot marry your sister. Mifkins - ''Strange coincidence, very strangeI But, by the way when did you change your mind?" Blifkins-'sThis morning, cn the beach. happened to see her in bathing suit {" Mifkins-'sAnd you. what were you doing there2" Bifkins -"I was bathing'' Mifkins-"That e1- plains it. She has just told me that she could never, never marry you."-Philadel- phia Gall.