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STARIN'S


- CITY, RIVER AND HARBoR TRANSPORTATION
COMPANY
on Pier Is, y. r., foot OF Cortlandtst
Onsgnments OF freight forwarded directed to any part
Of the world.
UNEQUALLED FACILITIES FOR DISPATCH
orders received for delivery of all kinds freight and mer
chandlse to any part OF the city.
SEA AND HARBOR TOWING AND RIVER AND HAIR
BOR LIGHTERAGE.
Freight OF every description promptly hghered any point
in the harboP at reasonable rates
STEAMBOATS,, BARGEs AND GROVES TO CHAR.
TER FOR EXCURSIONS.
Steamer JOHN II. STARIN for NEW. HAVEN leaves Pier
IL, N r. foot OF Cortandtst at p NJ daily. SUNDAYS
eIceptedl
Freight for points d. L. W. r. r. received at Pier le
For New-Ha and points East, at Pier IS.
NORTH SHORE STATEN IsLAND.-Eleyen Miles for
Ten Cents via steamers from Pier l. r. foot OF White
halst
CENTRAL sHlPYARD, Communipaw N J.-Dry Docks,
Machine and Boiler shops Everything apperainng tho
and repair OF yesses
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Rooms ane flats 60 Get.

ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE NEW
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Third ave. corner One-hundredandt yifthst, up TO
p. M at regular Office rates.
4 81 WEST 2jIH-Si., cOOl, cnarmug
~. summer prices and desirable Locations references
A FEW HANDSOMELY and newly furnished
n rooms TO let references. ~ Irving Place.
4 NICELY FURNISHED single rOOm bath
~ floor below. 90 Irving place 81 week.
FURNISHED ROOMS, without board sum.
Il prices. % West 37th.st
IN VANCORLEAR.-A handsomely furnished
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NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS to rent, four
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per month and So per month. Address
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- Park large cool rooms with good board; dinngroon on
paTor noor references
Oh WEST 1STH-ST.-A floor of three or five
- 10 let either furnished unfurnshed other
rooms furnished.
l0o and 1O4 EAST ODD ST.-Hands0mely
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THE MARKETS.
TOTAL RECEIPTS OF PRODUCE
Per North Rirer Vessels and Railroads.
Nrw-YoRK. Junel7, 1884
GENERAL MARKET REPORT.
NEv-YoRK. June 7, 1891

corFEF-spot Rio dull 0a,c. for Far carro1 h tsady
higher but quiet Sales 5000 bags closing %
August $3.50 $40: September 10 sou; ~ "a o.
aS.5j; November. 855aSCO; December
CoTToN-Spot Cotton l.16c higher nut sI 90 for
Sales $50 bales ESQ last evening" lncIuun5, 400
export and 80 for spinning. Delivered On couu''''
he according TO American classhea'' "
ss follows rnr.,p.
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NEW--Y0RK AND THOUSAND ISLAND
PHILADELPHIA AND READING
RAILROAD.
FROM STATIONS OF
NFW-JFRSEY CENTRAL DIVISION,
FOOT OF LIBERTY.ST., NORTH RIVER.

FROM STATIONS OF
NEW-JERSEY CENTRAL DIVISION,
FOOT OF LGBERTY.sT, NORTH RIVER.
Direct connection and from BTo9kyn via Annex Boats
TIME rABI h@ FI2f EFFfEcr NAY H. 1884,
For PHILADELPHIA and TRENTON. Bound Brook
i &S % 7 St9 e. 49, s55 Ss2 1900
Sd aSsnu aut ~ Yorktown Is '' ''H''
DRAwINGRooM CARS on all Day Trains and SLEEPING
rgsqnng o 's $50 5S I'LL s Eh S apt
beTtsstsl $40 $40 900 gsOs m, loo $3.50, 6:2o $50
Warren a1i go s2s
b fS13 !oG ;s s98 n Sp M '4 11'p N SON
MAmANoY t}TY at 7}S 900 H. 515 400 pm n.y. '"
For READING and HARaIsBTRG at 80, 900 l1:l5 NJ.
100 1880 400, 53o, 545 1900 p m Sundays at $50
For SCRANTON at 7l6, 800 m. Si5 p. m.
For wILKEsBARRE and PIrTsTON at 7l5. 900 a. M,
100 1870 3.45 d:45 D. m. Sundays at $50 p IN.
For DRIFTON at 7:l5 m, $40 p. III.
For TAMAQUA at 7I5. 745, 900 loo. $780, 34j, AGO.
1900
For BETHLEHEM. ALLENTOWN and MAUcH CHUNK
For T&sT6 at 7I5. AZ ?9S M l;oO $780, a4S 400,
For srATIoYs ON HIGH BRIDGE BRANCH at 900
am, 400, 4;30 p. IN.
So6 $50 NJ Sundays no p M -'' Low ''' '''
FersoMERyILLE at 600, 7;J5 7t5' ?09 1880 ll16am
800 lQ$q Sundays at 500 1S0 5:S0 sooP "a
For tg5 $o SoC 49,
$50, 100, $780, $3.50. 1880, 1890 SUNDAYS at
500. s:a5a. u, 1870, 100, $780, 800, 1900 p M
For ELIZABETH at 800 0;15 6467l67 ,t5. 800 10000
$50 800 $3.50, 3ii5, 800 tl5 AS0, li5, 300 BIS. $50
BIAS, 500 6:i5 600 96, 100 1870, 500 si6, $3.50, 1890
1880 1900 m. SUNDAYS at 500. s:46 m. 1;s0 400
$50, 900, 1900 pm.
For NEWARK at 800 sl5 s;is et4 7l5 49, 800, 81,
lt5, 200 2s0, BOO $780, 100 43o, 600 OILS, $500 $40
600. $40, $50, 100: $780, sl5. 900, 945 1880, LIB
1900 IN. SUNDAYS at 500, o:15 t0:l5 am, 1900 IN
lis, 800 $780, 900, Glib 500. 900, 1880 pm.
915 am 1880. 400, 6'O0pm. SUNDAYS except Ocean
Grove ut 1910 am.
For FREEHoLp-At Sis. II q M, $50, 45pm.
For LAKEWOOD. TOMS RIVER and BARNE0AT at 8l5
m, $780, 430 with through parior 430 p.
train.
For WIN ELAND and RIDGEToN at 1870 D. m.
NEW-JERSEY SOUTHERN DIVISION.
From Pcr Nc. 8. North River, via Sandy Hook.
COMMENCING MAY 22d, 1854.
For SEABRIGHT, LONG BRANCH etc, At 43O, l0l5 m,
$40 445 m. Sundays, 300 am.
For ATLANTIC HIGHLANDS at $780, TO- IS q. m. 9io,
446p.m.
For ELBERON, AsBURY PARK, OCEAN GROVE, POINT
PLEASANT. etc, at lOl5 q. $40. kS6 Sundays
(I.1eept Asbury Park and ocean Grove at 900 o.
For LAKEWOOD TOMS RIVER and BARNEGAr at Si5
p.
Tckete procured AZ foot Liberty ST. Pier No Nort
River 81 le2 267 25726l, al, AL 72l o44 1917 aud
S3S Broadway S7 and ~ S SthavG L.
@ VII CIV In BrooLlyn AZ Nos Coprist i61 proad
way; 1913 Fulton.sti 2lQ Manhattan-avej 7 De Kalb
avS lsga Auantic-ave. IN HobOken 254 Washngton-st
n y Company will call check from
j. H. WooTTEN c. G. HANCOCK.
General anagsr. Gen. Pass and Ticket Ag
II P.BALDWIN,o.EP. ACT. ll9 Libery.st.. n. Y.
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NrEW-yORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON


~ RIVER RAILROAD Commencing May 81, 1884.
a. Western New-York and Northern Express Win
drawing room cars. 49,, ,, -. ,., ,,u.
stoppinr Albany Utica Syracuse Rochester Buffalo Nj
sgaa rails Erie Cleveland and Toledo arriving at Chcago
10il1 a. next day. - 4. 49,.
i0sO M Chicago Express drawing room cars to Canaan.
datSua Rochester, Niagara Falls and Buao connects for
OsweEo .-.s
drawing room
20 Albany Troy Saratoga ana tca E1preS through
drawing room cars
@ M ST Louis Express with sleeping cars TOT Niagara
Falls Buolo Cincinnati Except saturday Toledo Deroit
and st. Louis la, ,.., .. 60 s,-aonsa and "a
Auburn road; also to Montreal - e.. ,..A.....
- m Pacific Express with sleeping cars TOT ROCHESTER.
Burso Niagara Fal Cleveland Toledo Detroit Chlcago'
ST Iouis Oswego; also Lowvtle except SATURDAY
D. ~ Night Express with sleeping cars 70 Albany and
Trov Connects with the morning trains for the West ana
North except saturday night: D.,o. No po,.,,,,
Green 252 AS Broadway and at Nesteotps ExPress
Onices place and 1855 and 9f2 Broadway New. f.E
and SS3 Washington and $50 Fulton SITS, Brooklyn ana ~
Recommendations in drawing room and sleeping cars can %
nrocured al any ticket offices in Guy and 40
5Y8 Washing s0n-st.. Brooklyn ....s.,oo
Pago ca for and checked nom residence
sThese daily All others daily EXCEPT sunday
General superintendent. General Passenger Agent
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POPULAR SHORE LTNE.-For Providence.
Boston and the East AL rail from Grand Central Depot
rhree express daily Sundays excepted to Boston Al
sleeping sundays at 10 m with palace sieepinS
cars Newport express leaves Grand Central Depot az
n M arrives at Newport 1888 D. Paror attached
u 49, ~ 2. w, POP?LE, Agent.
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
On and ater FeD. III, lo59.
GREAT TRUNK LINE

AND UNiTED STATES NAIL ROUTE,
usfFsSars Pftssurg tn. sou. with ra%.e
snd SS Sss faed N Dns Smoking sleep
eas Ess
scgt4 s.9 TINTED s4ssS, sssasss
H. arrive washington 400 M Reguar VIZ b b ana
E; and md i "a as ssfBfS % L
5y sISsgs ssTaay Tt through car
fSRs BBfanos Bay Gesd stations
Sahds e
Jersey City shoriins speedy and direct transfer for
Trains aTrivef Ptt.Ours elO and 1920 a. 7s9 and
1SS ~ S. .6S aaS s asS n stS:S S % S
s9S icS5 and 1875 sunday SS5 5i5S
49, So !Sss p f5SR S5
sSS.y sS as ss5 s &c. f TSS i s' M
tei2o fRs5, $40, 1906, 1920 and 1885 o.
TO PHILADELPHIA.
fHE OLD ESTABLISHED ROUTE AND SHORT LINE
20 TRAINS EACH WAY wEEKi PAY f AND on
OoURg @ H fl2 MEET FfR saUIH
ES;r win ABsoLUTE SAFETY.
Express YeYOrk via DesorOsses and cOrsland
Go 7aS s $50 9 and 10 Limited. II 1l1oam.h gag
Trains leaving NowYork daily except sunday 72O $3.50
l1'l0 u, g. 1, and p M, connect al Trenton for
Camden.
Returning trains leave Broadss station philadelphia 2ol
H. and NJ qimited Express l;s9 and 52o M
500 L. 4.35 $3.50 (620 Limited, $780, $40, 74j
and p Leave Philadelphia via Camden, $3.50 a. m
Ticket Offices 49, Sac and GA Broadway Astor House
md foot OF Desbrosses and COIandt Streets Courtst
and Brooklyn Annex Station, foot Of Fulton q.
Brooklyn: Bushs HOtel H0bOken Station. Jersey City
Emigrant Ticket Office No Battery Place and Castle Gar
den. .
baggage from hotels and residences.
CHARLES T.. PUGH, J. r. WOOD,
Genera Manager. General Pass'r Agent.
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OFFICE ESGINKER COMMISSIONER,
WAsHINGToN, -. g., Juno o, IL 4.
PROPOSALS FOR FURNISHING GRANITE
PAVING BLOCKS. BY direction OF the Board OF Com;
mssOners sealed proposals will DO received at his Office until
IL O'Clock June 10 los4 for furnishing 100000,
less granite paving blocks DO delivered at Washington
D. C. Blank 0rmsof proposals. and specifications Gan be OBJ
tanned at this office upon application therefor together With
information and bids these forms will alone
be considered The night Is reserved to Fseet any and all
bids and parts OF bids, l0. J. klDECkEH,
Major Of Engineers D. A., Engineer Commissioner. D. @.
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CWITHIN C. SHORTLIDGE's
= MEDIA ACADEMY,

FOR YOUNG MIN AND BOYS.
Thirteen miles from Broad Street station, fanelpnG
Seventeen each daily between Media ahd rhnN
students admitted and classified at tine Al student:
bosrd the school with the principal Table excelehL
perenced men walters R9Cms fo one or tSS etuGe Geo.
nicely completely furnished Fixed price covers every
expense books etc No extra charges except 2r
ali men graduates Six Harvard Two Yale one TN
itv Spcca OPPORTUNITIES for apt scholars - advance ap
Specjat drill du backward boys Patrons or STUDENTS
any studies or choose the regular Engsh solen
tfc Bnsnos Classical civil Engineering Course or parts
OF different Highrade students not kept back
by defective CLASSIFICATION Conditioned college students OF
ANY class ntored Young whose early education has
been neglected instructed privately . w.,
students ntted a MEDIA ACADEMY are now IN hsrvse
Yale Princeton University OF PennsyYdlia Lehgh, Laia
etc Haverford University OF Virginia. Williams Columbia
Stevens Institute OF Technology Troy and booh
Polytechnic Schools ,-. . -,.-..., ,o,o.o
GEDTA ACADEMY has physical and chemical labora
tory gympe stun emo large ppl hci tlteeP hurug
volumes added to library in 1888 Apparatus doubled in
1888 graduating class IN commercial department every
year Twelve students lifted for college and admitted In 1880
The health record Of Media has fey parallels Nicola mas
churches and temperance charter which PROMPTS inc
sale OF intoxicating drinks .,-.,-
For illustrated circular OF Media Academy t0uobS inc
principal and proprietor
Harvard College Grsduatc), Media, Penn
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For Roth Sexes-City.

A ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEW
"A YORK TRIBUNE WILL BE RECEIVED At r III p
frstst until D. IN. and sos West Twenty-thrds, corner
Eighthave NJ 81 FUlteenhst corner mon S4las'
760 Thiriave corner Fortysevenh-st; NOS IOU Ihud,
ave near sxtiethst and at the HARLEM 0fh ~
Third ave, Wy W
m NJ reg office racs.
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3)roposals.
DEPARTMENT or FISASCE.
OFFICE or TllE COMFTHOLLER.
Ngg1uH y INN. = 49,

CEALED PROPOSALS will be received at
y mis- orlce until Saturday June 81 1894 al p. m for
the purchase OF any part OF one hundred and tr yd,e
thousand dollars OF bonds inc IVY OF eWhfk denOminated
TTax Arroarage Bonds deliverable July l. 1881 at which
date interest begins. . ,,,-.-.-... -,
stale OF New Jersey approved April u lSfG ana
BE In ten years 600 esch registered bearing interest at
The rate OF per per annun payable semi annually by
the sin king Fund Commissioners
For naTtnent OF The bonds the credit and whole property
of the city are pledged They addition 10 the debt
the city are issued for tax aTtaage sinking fund Is
establisbed by law providing means OF hqucaton
The right is reserved 10 reject all bids not deemed for
the interests the city such guarantee Of good faith will be
required successful bidders the Depam mt 81 Eli
nance determine
proposals must Endorsed Proposals for Tax Arearagl
Bonds and addressed 10 the undersigned.
r. QUINN
COMPTROLLER OF the City OF Newark, y. J.
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For Bows and Young Men--Country.

A -CiRCULARS OF BEST SCHOOLS
N, free TO parents Please give particulars f. MILAN
COYRIERE K Co, 81 East l7th.st, Union square
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NEW-YORK AND LONG BRANCH RR.

Station, In Nev.Yort 6ss5sS:';::ti ,S.,,.
LEAVE NETWORK. commencing May 20, 1884
For south AmbOy via Phila. Reading X +, Sl' 100
am, $780, A. g. Sundays l045 m. via Penn H. X.
300 10. II N $40. D, m. Sunday a 70 6p;m ar >,
For Ma Ma wan &C. y eo Psia ks s%n6sy no M
via Penn RR, 9 =. m, IL 5 + m. Sundays a M PM
Sea Point PIeasS1 PHILADELPHIA and Reading
stopping at ocean Grove or Asbuy Park, l0a5 a ms
via Pennsylvania RR, "a m, IL m. $40. p m sundays
For freehold, via Philadelphia and Reading RI si6,
Reading RR., s:I5 Il m, l5o, 4so POO p 70. Fog
m For Toms River. via r., at 800 m. 1900 n
For vinesnd, Bridgeton, Atlantic City. &c, l3o n
p&T A. p & r. RI 9. P. 4 p RR. Acrg supt
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Ocean 6teamtre.

NCUOR LINE.-U. s. MAIL STEAMERS
u -' GLASGOW via LONDONDERRY -
ru,nesso Junel4 8 a. DsvOnls June %. a, m
uiiyio Juns 81 9 D. III. AnChora July D, ) T. H.
~ cabin passage. $50 to $50; second cabin $40
Steerage-Outward Slsi pfepaid 81
LIVERPOOL AND QUEENSTOWN SEhNlC
From Pier Al North River, foot OF Leroy.St o
61rv NJ p0wE sails June II, July H. Aug
AIrS1I{AJ sals June u uy 20 NuE %
superb accommodations for al classes OF passehgs
Cah massage $50 TO 500 according 10 accommodations
second Cabin $40. Steerago as above ,..
For nassage cabin Plans BOOK OF Rates, &c. Apply 10
foi P'''"b II x DERSOS BROTHERS.7 Bowling Green
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For Young Ladies-Country

For Young Ladies-country.
DORDENTOWN, n. j. Female College;
ID beautifully located; very heahful and thorough su
peuor Departments For circular &C. address
Rev WM. Z. BOWEN, A. M, President
BRADFORD ACADEMY.-FO the higher
ID education young Year commences sept =,
1854 circulars and admission apply TO Miss ANNE y
JOHNSON Principal for expenses TO j. d. KINGSBURf
Treasurer, Bradford, Mass.
GROVE HALL.
" Miss Montfort's school for Young Ladies' NewHayeD
Conn. Tenth year begins September "a
DYE SEMINARY, -
IL RYE NETWORK. ~
For particulars address Mrs Sd LIFE
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For Boys and Young Men-CounCry
A HOME-LIKE BOARDING SCHOOL for
N Young Boys. Il. KINDS, A. NJ Hampstead L. l..
DOYS and YOUNG MEN privately fitted for
college Conditioned rejected candidates coached,
simmer or winter StockDridge Mass. HOFFMAN,
BACKWARD and INVALID BOIS.-The I'M
)dersgned an experienced physician and teacher makes
fe care and instruction Of such boys specially AoIcss
Di,. WILLIAMSON, Lyme Conn
DORDENTOWN, n. J.-MilitarY Institute.
ID Prepares for College Business Finely located health
ful and thorough. For circulars, &C. address . ,.,
Rev. WM. Z. BOWEN, A. NJ Principal
COTTAGE GROVE SCHOOL, Poughkeepsie,
~ \ Y prepares boys for college scientific and Govern
Inent schools and for business - ,,rr ~, ,,o,o,
HIGHLAND MILITARY ACADEMY.
Worcester Macs. 2Sth year For full information ap-
rIy to b. METCALF 4. NJ, superintendent
HAVERFORD COLLEGE, Penn,
Ia 9mies from Philadelphia. on the Penna H. r.
THOMAS CHASE, Ii D. PresldeIi. oo o.
Members Of Society OF FRIENDS put open ~
others Classical and Scientific courses Thorough nsutoh
oWne CONTINENT Practice Astronomical Observatory,
Shawical aioratorv ana Machine shop. Complete Gyml
SUM. Library Il 900 volumes Beaa1l ~ oohns M @
IsentembeT) I7th 1854. Address Prof ISAAC SHARP
LESS Dean HovtTiord College p. o. Penn
PENNSYLVANIA MILITARY ACADEMY,
NHss'si' --u'' Col. THO. HY ATT. President
DOCKLAND COLLEGE,
III CK-ON-THE-HUDSON.
Open on half study summer PGpils from une ~
Candidates coached for Fail Exsmnatqns en- lQr Nc"
catalogue W. H. pan ~" ~ =
GUNNER SCHOOL FOR BOYS,
> A Elm.st.. Northampton Mass.
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Macmillan 81 Co. have reprinted in small
pamphlet John MOrley's essay on Ralph WALDO
Emerson" written for a recent English edition OF
the philosophers collected works. 1t is remark
able example of keen insight into character not
very easily Judged. and it wiz lie admired both for
accnrate exposition and for singular felicity OF
phrase. OF all the essays on Emerson that we have
read il is the most readable.
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For Both Sexes-Country

For Both Sexes-Country.
MHERST. MASS.-Family School for deli
" cato and ne ryOus children Special attention given to
defective articulation MIs. w. ~. hI-IsINI0h:
CLAVERACK COLLEGE
~ and Hudson River Institute, ClaYerack' ~ l.
1920 YEAR
FITS for ALL COLLEGES and BUSINESS
French Art and Music sDecislties B0th se1es
School continues open during July anu AUGUST r,,.
Rev. ALONZO fLACk. I'm. fresoont
GUNNER TUITION.-A private tutor, re-
- siding In healthy and beautiful location OF the Blue
Ridge Mountains receive two pupils special advantages
for backward and egected pupils Box 8, tsOsh0Ke va
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politlral,

DOLITICAL BANNERS, Flags and Portraits,
/ at HOJER& GRAHAMs old Headquarters 81 Duane-st
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BOARD ano Rooms.
East Side.

90 EAST Doth -ST.-SecOnd and third floors;
DO private bathrooms private table without board
SINGLE rnom
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ACADIA Lost Chapter IN A as, paUlins. 4. Y:
PM I'D A. SMITH, Svo, PIP. 3oi. ra"e' Az "
,,stshed nv the Author.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-17
wanted to be Counted In.

ooh! l think it must be SO nice
to be connected with a newspa-
per-" said Miss McFlynn to young
Quilldriver, as they sat together
one evening.
eyes, il is, so so," he replied;
"but why do you think it is?''
"Why. it has so many advan- :
tages. l should think you would
glory in the freedom, the power,
the liberty, and all the privileges
OF the press.
Certainly, l do. It's a pity
with all your enthusiasm on the
subject you are not journalist. .
II think so, toe; but you know
it is harder for woman to get
recognition. l should be delighted
to feel that the press embraced
mo"
"Ohl you would, would you?
Great Scott! wait till l turn down
the gas =
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-17
A rerrible kicker,
frena. siftingsI

Texas siftingsl
please, SIR said the bell boy
to q Texas hotel clerk. "number
40 says thers amt no towel in his
room" "Tell him to use one Of the
window curtains. He says, too,
there amt no pillars" "Tell him
to put his coat and vest under his
head" "And he wants q pitcher
Of water" Suffering Cyrus |!
But he's the worst kicker l ever
struck in my life. Garry him up
the horse pail" "He wants to
know if he can have . light. T"
Here, confound himl Give him
this lantern, and ask him If he
wants the earth, and if he'll have
it fried on only one side or
turned over"
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-17
faa.ysraphs.

Stout party: We'll. Pat. how's
trade ?" Grave digger: Poorly.
surr. entirely; shure, We haven't
buried . livin' soul this three
weeks"
when 1 was q boy" said
Thsckeray, II wanted some tafty.
It was . shilling; l hadn't one.
When l was . man I had . shil-
ling; but I didn't want any taffy. !"
Matthew Arnold was, it is
stated, surprised at not being met
| in New York by Indians. II the
Indians had ever read any Of his
poetry they would have doubtless
! met him there.
81 do wish you would come
home earlier" said q woman to
her husband. 81 am afraid to
stay alone. | always imagine
there's somebody in the house;
but when you're here I know
there amt"
"The question is asked, What
| is the duration OF q kiss p The
duration Of . kiss is generally
from about half past 7 o'clock in
the evening until the old man
throws q boot jack down stairs.
"What is the infnity Of silencsY''
asked . philosopher Of q married
man. "I don't know; but l should
think it would be what q man had
to say to his wife when she caught
him trying to kiss the hired girl. I"
II can never, never express my
love for you" he said. in q burst
OF emotion, a. his arms tightened
about her waist, and she helped
him out Of the difficulty IN q
breath Of girlish intuition by sug-
! gesting that he could send it all
by mail for two cents.
| A handsome young lady en-
tered . draper's and asked for q
bow. The polite shopman threw
himself back, and remarked that
he was at her service. "You!
But I want q buff, not green
one" was the reply. The young
man went on measuring goods
Immediately.
II A conceited young country
parson, walking home from
church with one OF the ladies Of
his congregation. said. in allusion
to his rustic audience: 81 preached
this morning to . congregation Of
asses" ~ thought Of that,
> observed the lady, when you
! cAlled them beloved brethren
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-17

he champion oyster eater lives
|e is still living in StapIeton,
ID leland. His latest record
he consumption Of 300 raw
(srs, Ave pounds Of crackers,
hounds Of roast beef and
I've schooners Of lager beer at
sitting, and after ten hours Of
ing.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-17
a sketch is OIL.
Merchant Traveler.l

Merchant Traveller.
81 hear you have been up N
the new Pennsylvania oil regions, "
remarked q man on Change to a
friend.
eyes, tried it awhile"
How long were you thsrs?'
about q month.
"Did you sink q well?"
"Oh, yes"
"How deep did you go?"
.'Clear down to the end OF my
pocket book.
"Ah, did you strike anything p
Eyes, I struck the railroad for
. pass and got it, or I'd be in the
blasted country yet"
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-17
More Cheek than Brains.
lsomsryille Journal

you've shaved of your whiskers, l
notice, Brown"
eyes. You see. have never been
very successful in business, and in talk
ing over the matter with Smith the other
day he was Of the opinion that | ought
to display more cheek in looking after
my Affairs, so l shaved off my whiskers,
and l ind that show more cheek than
before, but my business doesn't improve
worth cent"