Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-20

Never attempt to purchase plum>
colored coat by gaslight. 1t might not
be ripe.
A mild, delightful invigorant for
delicate females is Wilder's Stomach
Bitters, Cures costiveness and heads
ache. 80
The compositor who set up "a
matchless nuisance" for "amateur mu-
sician" builded better than he knew.
No more doctors bills to pay for
Syphilis and all Vernal Diseases. Will
der's Sarsaparilla and Potash cures all.
Philadelphia conundrum Why
are the latest style of shoe buttons
called "Old Maids Wedding?" Be-
cause they never come off.
Kill Worms in Children with Will
der's Mothers Worm Syrup. 20
An old farmer who wrote to an edi-
tor asking how to get rid of moles, re-
ceived the reply; "Plough them out"
answered back. Cant do it. It's
on my girls nose"
No more Indigestion or Nervous De-
bility if you use Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. %
A gentleman who had been bitten
by dog was asked; "Do you sup,
pose the animal was mad ?" MAD.
What right had he to be mad? He
wasn't half as mad as l was"
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 20
She held him fast in her soft white
arms, And kissed him warm with
yearning hug, For she was girl of
the upper ten, And newell, he was
a dogond pug.
1t is well to know the best remedy
for coughs and colds, soreness OF the
throat and lungs, consumption and all
pulmonary diseases, is DR.. Wistar's
Balsam of Wild Cherry. 1t quickly
allays inflammation and checks decay.
Officer to timid soldier: "Why,
Pat, you are surely not going to turn
coward?" Pat: "Why. sure, I'd
rather be a coward for FIVE minutes
than corpse for the rest of my loife."
Every day is little life, and our
whole life is but a day repeated.
Therefore, live every day as if it would
be the last.
All weakness and ill health owes its
origin to an impure state of the blood
and weakness of the urinary and d.
gestive organs. A medicine that will
strengthen these organs, and at the
same time purify the blood, will assist
nature in curing nearly every disease
that human flesh and blood is heir to.
Such a remedy is DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla, and, although
it possesses no cathartic or diuretic eff
feet, its use will soon establish regu-
lar habit of body as well as cure weak
ness Of the kidneys, indicated by urina-
ry sediments, nervousness, etc.
The following singular calculation of
the number of stitches in plain shirt
has been made by seamstress Stitch>
ing the collar, four rows, 5000; sewing
the ends, 500; buttonholes, and sewing
on buttons, 290; sewing the collar and
gathering the neck, 1904, stitching
wristbands, 1928; sewing the ends, 6S;
hemming the Sits, 264; gathering the
sleeves, $40; setting on wristbands,
1863; stitching on shoulder straps,
three rows each, 1880; hemming the
bosom, 1893; sewing the sleeves, 1854;
setting in sleeves and gussets, $3.50;
tapping the sleeves, 1926; sewing the
seams, S4S; setting side gussets in Ala;
hemming the bottom, 1104; total num-
Der of stitches, 20,649.
A remedy that has proven itself a
never-failing cure for scrofula and all
syphilitic disorders must quickly cure
less terrible blood diseases. DIR. Guy.
. sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaprilla is
: such a perfect blood purifier and
strengthened of bodily functions, that
it cures the above diseases even when
Hot Springs and all other treatment
has failed. Remember it is absolutely
free from mineral poisons, and will moi
iniure the most delicate constitution
Its use will make you fell buoyant
strong and well, and will rid your sys
TEN Of all blood impurities and every
internal and external indication of dis
eases