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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

Last week some Of the boys started . new style
BY shaving OF the cutaneous appendage OF their
upper Eps.-GRAPHlo.
Nov We wonder il the GRApHIo's editor pro
tenn. knows what '.~outAneous'' ueans. '.Cuta-
neous" sounds well enough in its place but just
IS it is used above, 1t has hardly the right soEnd,
innsmuch o. "cutane0us" means simply skin"
Substitute the En.gKliish word and ses how your
was aiming a~t.-Indcx.
This reminds us of q certain student in an Iowa
Normal school. When any work was performed
by q student there was an opportunity for criti-
cism. This wise young man was always the first
to ~criticise and often there Yves no oeaaion for
it but that made no difference. for he had such
an abundance ~ of knowledge that he must
show it. 30 with the would BE- critical junior
editor Of the Index. He wonders il We know
the meaning Of the word 'cutaneous.'" We
wonder il he thinks we were brought up in
the back woods, or raised on sod. He says GU
taneous means skin. 1t does not. Cuts and
cuticle are the names of the layers d skin, and
cutaneous means something pertaining or be-
longing to the skin. II tho wise junior editor
had ever studied physiology. he would have
learned that the hair is an appendase of tho akin.
The word was properly used and the erroneous
criticism shows ignorance instead of wisdom.
G. d. H.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
A New Tswn Well.

The money has been raised for the
purpose of sinking an arteslan we'll
in Kimball. Work on the well will
be commenced at once and it will be
sunk by parties who guarantee an
unfailing and abundant supply of
water or no pay. The new we'll will
be Of great benefit to Kimball in
many ways, among which may be
mentioned, a much lower rate Of
insurance.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
ssMillions In IT,

Waen ye editor was in Ohio last
month and while visiting in a town
near his home he met . drunken man
swaying unsteadily on one of the
streets. As the editor met linn, a
dog with a tin can tied TO his tail ran
between the old fellows legs. The
collision was SO fsrsibles that the man
was upset and thesaog ran on minus
a piece Of his tail. The man got up
bewildcred, rubbed the bruised end
of his spinal column, picked up the
dogs tai! and thus soliloquized:
"Thls is (hic) unfortunate. Never
before knowed or suspected (hic) l
had such a thing as a tail till l go
and break it of Might make a (hic)
a fortune 'zibitin' myself as as man
with tail. There'd be millions in it
millions (hic) in it. Just nay luck.
whenever I get a good thing it's al
ways gone before I (hic) find it out"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
Always KeaEa1ser.

Always EeGe0eeE.
To be polite.
To pay your bills.
That every fox praises his own tail.
To be honest, even if it requires
self denial.
That an old friend Is better than
two new ones.
That when another mans rights
begins, yours end.
That Q woman is seldom merciful
to q man who is t,mid.
That four of a kind beats a full
house ten times out of nine.
To be cheerful no matter what re-
sarses obstruct your pathway.
That men with few faults are the
least anxious to discover those of
others.
That the best friend you have on
earth is a better friend to himself
than he Is to you.
That editors are always: angels up
on earth no matter what they say Of
you or each other.
That the whale that swallowed Jo-
nah was the first performer to throw
up his engagement.
Ard above all thst Kimball is one
of the best towns in. Dakota and is
fast gong to the front.
That IN Iceland the nights are six
months long and it IL the place to go
# yau want to "sit up, with the girls.
That the parentags of a lie Is the
mSst difficult of all to trace. 1t IS
indeed q clever lie that knows its own
father.
That you want something, Young
map. besides ar ls.year-old girl and
! spring mattress to 60 to :Aousekeep-
ING with. !.
That every man has his chain and
his caeg only it's looser and lighter
to ore man than another; and he is
more At ease who takes it up than hs
who drags 1t.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

At a special election held in Plain.
field township (los-eO on Mar. 18th
1884, The following named men
were chosen as officers for the ensu'
ing year:
Supervisors, John Mckee, Samuel
Booth, J.. II. Leech; Clerk C.. A
Edgecomb; Treasurer, w. N. Molly.
neux; Assessor, VIM. Franklin; JUS
tees of the Peace, w. III. Law and
E. w. Shultz; Constablcs, S. w. Eb.
bert and A. A. Surprise.
The above officers will please quail
ify at as early a date as possible, SO
they will be ready for business.
S. w. EBERT.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

In the ruins of Ponpeii the re-
mains of a man with q satisfied smile
on his face and four jacks grasped in
his dried up hand have been unearth-
ed.-Boston Globe.
Why don't they dig a little farther
and see what the other fellow kads
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
MUNICIPAL OFFICERS
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
DENNIS RYAN.

Arena Y and CouNsELLox ut Law. Will
rraotiss in Territorial, State and United
HAAS Courts. Criminal Law speciality. Will
vntttn6 10 land cases at local land Office and
q Washington. d. @ Lands bought and
osid ON commission md taxes paid forinon-
.tnSidonts. O1aes On Main street opposite
sV1St Houss, Kimbali. Dakota.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
Ef.rsaag asreaE.

AAAA& 0lkGAEs
Gfnhenn kar the LsRAeauc.
In the land of the Dskota's.
Far beyond despotic rule,
Lives a smiling little maiden,
And her name is Kimball Brule.
She wac born in early spring time
When the air was soft and cool;
Her nm was fair Emma-Gration,
And her sire Dakota Bgale,
8he was Graded mid the roses
And the true Democracy;
Nor cares she a continental,
For the RristOcracy.
She's ono sister that's a lady
Who all labor loves to shirk,
And who leaves our little cherub
For to do her dirty work.
You can hear her silver rattle
At most any time Of day;
And her laughing, noisy prattlo
While with %childhood's toys Il play.
She has cars that steam and whistle.
And a church with bell to ring;
She has banks, and shops. and markets..
And her dolls can laugh and sing.
sho has stores with smiling merchants.
She hos dancing Jacks and dudes;
She has matrons, staid and portly.
And a half . seoss Of prAdas.
Oh! ! tell You she's = boqncer.
And her limbs sre hale apd sound,
Ind ~hnn .<Nrne$spna m .Lo :. 1~..-
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
NJ. A.
The Gathering OF
the Clans at Kimball
PUBLIC INSTALLATION OF OF.
FICERs OF KIMBALL SUB.
LINE HUT NO. 20
o. o. H.

For Two weeks the Princes of the
Kimball Hut have been hard at work
perfecting arrangements for the above
event and they were such as will en-
able Kimball people to look back
with . feeling Of pride upon the goth
day of March. It was indeed the
biggest day Kimball ever saw and
not until the clans again assemble
will we see such q day again.
At three o'clock the members oil
the Kimball Hut met at Warmers
Hall under command of the CHIEF
Marshall of the day Major Jenkins.
Forming into line and headed by the
Klmball drum corps. they marched to
the depot to await the coming Of the
special train from Mitchell bearing
the Grand Officers Of Dakota and
Princes from Mitchell, Mt. Vernon,
PIankinton and White Lake. The
train pulled into Kimball at five p. NJ.
and as it unloaded, the Princes of the
sKnnball. HIT formed in open ranks
and let the visitors pass through head
ed by the Mitchell Cornet Band.
The Kimball Hut fe&nao line in the
rear and the procession took up the
line Of march for the church where
the public installation of officers took
place.
The officers Of the Grand Lodge are:
John Dickinson, Most Potent Grand
Seignior; r. H. Mcbride, G. f.;
Franz Brendt, g. H.; w. S. Reynolds,
r. NJ; Judge NJ. L. Warren. G.. ";
all Of Mitchell. After the impressive
ceremony of installing the Kimball
officers had taken place, Most Potent
G. S. Willis ,snnounAed that A. J.
Watcrhouse,..E Esq. of Mitchell would
+! now deliver an address. The simple
announcement Of the speakers name
was received with rounds Of applause.
Hills fame had proceeded HIM to Klaa-
ball. MI. WAREHOUSE commenced
by saying that no society Of any kind
had received the jeers and slurs a.
the Oriental Order of Humility and
then in lmpassioned words of elo-
quence for which lie IL SO famous
showed the beauties of the order and
Its humble workings.
The speakers witty hits were re.
ceived with tsa1 and prolonged ap-
plause. i WIS the general verdict,
that the speech was the event of the
day unless, perhaps, We may not in.
clsde Ahe
BALL AND BANQUET.
The new skating rink was the scene
of the closing festivities of the day,
where, to the inspiring strains Of the
Wassrbury band about 100 couples
tripped the supple heel till . late
hour. During the early part of the
evening the floor managers wisely
gave up the hsor and the Kimball Ia.
dics to the visitors, who gladly avail.
ed themselves Of the opportunity
afforded.
Tie Mitchell band played several
selection during the evening which
added very much to the pleasure OF eli.
The special train left At m,dnigh,
bearing the visitors homeward, who
were outspokes in praise Of thei,
treatment by the k!mbaal Princes.
During the evening supper va.
served At the Taft House and Kimball
House and the gentlcmanly proprie
tors done all in their power, with their
limited accommodations, to care for The
visitors.
The press Wa ably represented ~
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
POETRY OF THE PER1oa.
s0xE

SV0k 6V1NxSs
An Arab came to the river aide
With q donkey bearing an obeiisk;
But he would not try to ford the tide.
For he had too good ans
Boston Globs.
So he camped all night by the stvss sids,
And remained ill the tide had ceased to swell
For he knew should the donkey from life subside
He never would find its
Salem Sunbeam.
In the morning he sought to ford tho tide,
When the donkey stopped of tho water to auaff
The rider fell off, let the obelisk slide,
Thus affordins . newspaper Il
Rome Sentinel.
But in the eve, when the tide was low.
And the sun had set on the vegetation,
He stirred mp the mule and made it 60,
Nor WIS he stopped by an !!
Pittsburgh Commercial Gazette,
Soon thoy reached their journeys end,
The mule was frisky under the lash,
And while the girls looked brightly on
The mule and master cut q -
Philadelphia Evening News,
Alas for this here donkey bold!
That mighty kick was lost in space.
OserA4e kaalea-1nd now behold!
HIS 4erm is Looked 10 deaths y
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
ATTENTION DRlxKERs;

THIS e water drinkers, have
purchased the Kimball Water works
and shall give it my personal atten-
ton. Tickets can be pracarea at my
ofipe-on the tank.
~, ". Norton.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
CoRKEsrOxDExcE.

This department Of the GHAf11o n open to any.
one who may wish 70 send Us items Of nsws OF
communications upon any subject. The editor,
however, 10 not responsible for articles under
this head.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

BANK OF NMbALLA-CnA
hundred thousand (sl0O,oOo) dollarsl
to loan on improved farnA.
l.. A. Foots, Cashier.
All those desiring to prove ~, H.
80 those desiring to borrow money.
will find it greatly to their intersstsIy
calling on G. C.. Akin, Kimbaii.
A new lot of oolored bordered
Handkerchiefs fer ladies, sgens ana
children, just received at prices never
before offered. warmers Store.
Come in and see our new lace col.
lars for children. warmers Store.
We sell Mackeral At lsc. per dozen
Park k.Eichty.
we sell Crackers by the box cheap
er than any house west of Chicago.
Park + Lachty.
Tobacco seed at Park 4 LichtY,s.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
NOTICE..

~ persons knowing themselves
Indebted to the undersigned will
please call and settle at once, a. we
msst balance our bosks by March 10.
Hatchison 4 French.
If the parties who carried aft the
lanterns at the rink last night duying
the ball, do not return them iMMedi-
ately, they will zee trouble.
A. II, Raw.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
Blu Tx Sc ID DIS
T#THE#CASH#STOR

T+THE4CASH#STORE
Blue Grass, Red Top, White
Clover, Lawn Grass, White
and Green Field Peas, Garden
Peas, Mangel Wurtzel and
Blood Beets, Onions, Turnips
and Radish, Wax Beans, Wa
ter Melon, Musk Melon, Hub
bard Squash, Rutabaga and
an endless variety Of package
seeds from the best seed grow
efs in the world.
@PARK@&@LICHTYB
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
ARCH Il. STUART,

Attorney At Law, Bountiss & Pensions collected.
Rsa1 astate and Locating Agent. Money loaned.
lin nd Contest cases q speciality. Office
eS5 Eand HerrinG's Drug store, Kim
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

h. H, Mcbride of.the Mitchell Mail.
Messrs. Stockwell and Hardy, Of tho
Plankinton Free Press, G. Il. NevrA
of the white Lake Dispatch, and g. Il.
Conklin of the Chamberlain Register
The above has been hurrledly writ
ten while our forms are ready for the
press. There are many pleasant inci-
dents in connection with the days do
ings we should like to mention, did.
space allow it-like the playing Of the
Mitchell Cornet Band, etc. If in the.
hurry we have, neglected to mention.
any important event or the names Of
many of sthe distinguished visitors,
forgive us. All we can say now is;
come again boys, we will give you .
welcome always. II any of You were
neglected it was because we had our
hands more than full and "eyen il it
once was 30 it never will be 20 again.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
NOVICE TO -CoNrpAnrops

The achnol board Of Wald.a Tn. will ~esoeiva
sealed bids for thfee school houses until the 5th
bids. Plans msy be seen It Well. L Waear's
q, y, Iopes, Clerk,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

Tirns TxhhE- N. a ST.. r. R.
Passenger ssgoMgg $50 r. II.
-. =. ,east.-.. 1000 An.
49, Ftt. going west-.--- 2:o5P |. N
=. !. east. .t:l5p. u.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

WI. cunrpgg SSeoax 9. YHIrr,
notary Rshaic.
Curtiss & HaAte.
Attorney md Land Broaksss. viii bsy md
s4iisii kinddsioaf clains and sfsssad r n Nd
sas.;bssorsi AZ I1ndoaios =
kixAAIL DAKpTA
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
al. .GOODYKOONTZ,

A1r.sszr At Law. C~h.nrbetlsin, Dakota.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
JBe. {, Ferris
Nursery nan and dealer In forest tree
s~ssdifass.
HIRAM YOUNG,

ususe and 8iR Painter. Orders left at Holl.
.ssssr Z Hering's DMs stsss viii rsooive
Dssapt sttsutieu.
Kimball .............. Dakota
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21
3 W. DUNCAN.

YsrrcrAs and surgeon, office At residence
Chamberlain.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

/. G. HOLIINGER.
Physician and Surgeon Office in Warner and
lAvtsn's Block.
KIMBALL DAKOTA.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

An exchange asks: "What arc our
young men doing?" We can't answer
for the rest of the co,,ntsy but in
Krmball they are pounding the end
Of their spinal column at the rink.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-03-21

DR.. Milliron has been at his Office
at the Klmball House all the week,
busy with his numerous patrons. He
will be In town all next week and
I desires us to state that he will make
regular visits to kimball hereafter.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

ia the Women IF IHta0iS: HGying been
appointed Special Commissioner of the
Department of WOman's Work for the
State of Illinois, at the Worlds EXposi-
ton, which will open at New Orleans on
the LIST of December next, and continue
six month";, am deeply concerned about
our representation on that occasion. The
time for collecting preparing and shipping
specimens of all the various products of
women's hands and brains is now very
short, and unfortunately the Legislature
has made no provision for the Illinois EX-
hibit so we must depend upon private sub
sCriptions. | therefore appeal to the patri.
Otism of the women Of the State TO aid me
in securing funds and making a Creditable
exhibit, This can he accomplished even
in the limited time that remains, If we lend
Jealous and willing hands TO the work. So
much confidence is felt in our ability 10
make an interesting and instructive display
that arrangements have already been made
to allot us all the space required,
urge you to send anything that you and
your neighbors have done, or are doing, not
only in the line of decorative and artistic
work of all kinds, but We particularly de
sire full and complete exhibition of all
the inventions Of women; of their skilled
labor in every direction; of everything
ont of the ordinary line of work that tends
to open mp new avenues for the employ
ment of women,
We hope for fine display of drawings
and paintings, on canvas, velvet, plush,
china, wood or glass; wood, ivory and 9th
er carvings and engravings; etchings on
any suitable materials; embrOderies fancy
work; pottery, and all other examples of
art work
We wish not only art, but artisan work,
understandable articles manufactured by
women on machinery or otherwise. We
want 10 show what they have done in silk
culture, also the work of women phySi
clans and dentists
Let us present the evidences of progress
in household economy, new methods and
devices 10 render the work of the home
less laborious and more efficient; also, do
mestir spinning, weaving, knitting, etc
II is desirable ~ show what women have
accomplished in professional and intellect
ual work. We want YOU 10 send original
poems, essays, editorial articles Steno-
graphic work, music, penmanship, type
writing, book keeping, statistical compila-
lions etc, etc. We also wish a sample
copy of every book or paper written or
published by women.
Articles will be collected and transported
without cost 10 the contributors, and the
utmost care and security from damage is
pledged. They must he ready and shipped
10 Chicago no later than November 18th
earnestly request the ladies in all towns
and counties 10 organize and appoint such
agent or agents as may be necessary To at
tend 10 the collection and forwarding of
contributed articles
will be glad To receive Suggestions and
furnish information At all times.
Very u,lly yours,
CARRIE G. HUGHES,
Commissioner Department Wo@ea's Wora
sherman House, Chicago, Ill
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

Time tricd and true i, DR., Bigelow's POSI-
tive Cure, which combines the good qualities
Of all the best cough remedies without the de-
fo,,. NJ any Of them. ncurcs promptly thor
n11nIvond permanently, all coughs, colds,
crouu. who6ping cough, Influenza, bronchitss,
boarseness, incipcnt consumption, and all
throat and lung diseases healing to the lungs
safe and pleasant for children. Price % cents
and 81. +. Y. Grggs.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08
The Proper WAY

To attach a stamp TO an envelope is to mois.
ten the envelope and then apply the stamp,
Try this. II we all did the proper thing We
would use Or. Jones Red Clover Tonic foi
dyspepsia, costiveness, bad breath, piles,
dimples, sgue and malaria diseases, poor ap
petite, low spirits, headache, or diseases of
the kidneys, stomach and liver Price Soc.
Of Z. Y. 9riggs.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

i,hed one of the most powerful tribes thai,
ever ramed the forest, and since they
died this western Gibraltar has been called
Starved Rock, whose bold towering walls,
high and isolated position, will ever re-
main m1numen, Of the past
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08
1NsrRlGs rn NEGETATION.

Where this insect has appeared in the
wheat fields, it has eaten off the entire
plant above the ground, leaving the field
clean of wheat as far as the brood pro
crossed. II does not at first cut off the
growing stem, but rather climbs up and
eats the leaves The worms are said to
move slowly in somewhat compact pha
lanx, eating as they go. In the worst in
tested fields they have been so numerous
that they could easily be swept up by the
handful
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

In the panic, caused by d fire. alarm in
the Star Theater Glasgow, Scotland, Sat.
urday night, sixteen persons were trampled
TO death and others seriously injured.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

What causes the rush Al Forbes X I.or.
riaux's drsg STOREY" The free distribution ID
sample bottles of Dr. Bossnko's Cough aud
son.un n P" and r1 STcnsh IL.
now % TIE market. Regular size 50 cents
- otOo
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

~ TnE IHEArER.
It's trial when lady
Sit, before You with cady
That's too high.
You will strain your neck 10 pieces
BY the time the drama ceases
If you try
Ask her il shc'll move little
She won't stir jot or little,
But sit there,
Calmly sweet, aud quite unheeding
All your low, pathetic pleading
To her hair.
ASK her ever so politely
To remove the thing un>ightly,
And, o my
II a glance could paralyZc you,
And then quite pulverize you,
You would die
ell. The Judge.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08
Catarrh

l. undoubtedly caused 10y impure blood.
Hence medicine which purhes the blood
removes the cause Of the disease and opens
tie way for thorough cure, This is exactly
what Hoods Sarsaparilla does, and 1t makes
the cure complete by giving the system health
and strength, and enabling it to throw on the
depressing effects Of the disease
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

All up aud down the weary hills,
Alone the signing winds do pass,
No footbeat through the silence thrills
Alasl
She comes not to the tryslmg place,
The sunshine on the withcrcd grass
Shines like smile on that dead face
Alas
An me! How drcar the world can be,
When one whom love doth much harass
Shall wait, and wait, yet fail 10 See
\ lass.
- TIE
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1884-11-08

Why is a hen immorral> Because her
son never sets.