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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
HOTEL 7 RESTAURANT
DE EMB AJADORES.

Comidas a la espafola, francesa, in
glesa Y demas naciones. Mesa redon-
da q las i de la mafiana y 5 de la tar
de, A la carta, d cualquier hora del
dia ' de Ia noche. Habitaciones ven
tiladas, con vistas d las GALES de San
Justo y Tetuan, Puerto-Rico.
La meior recommendation de este Ho-
TEL V REsTAURNAT, son Ell aseo y las
comidas, que Sc distinguen de las de-
mas de su clase, como es pdblico J no.
toria, por la delicadeza y buen gusto
con que Sc ccnfeccionan.
Gale de San Justo ndm. 4 esquina
q la de Tetuan. Oh
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25

DE VAPORES -.CORREOS EEPANDhT
entire Liverpool y Pusrtc-Aics.

Los vapores de esta Empress
destinados a dicho servicio son
los siguientes:
PuertOriqae7O, captain Oiri6n.
BorEnq~ea, captain G&rate.
MayGglez, captain Gondra.
NneO0 Ponce, captain Mendezona.
H1ns0cGO, captain Izaguirrs.
Despach&ndose uno ell 25 de csda
mes, a veces con escala en- Santana en-.
Para otros pormenores dirigirse &los
senores White Forman y Go. Liver
pool, Sobrinos de Ezquiaga, San Juan
Pto.-Rico, Kraemer y Co Mayagnex
Muller, Hiugel5erg Forfar y Go. Ponce
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE CY,

Los Sres. asegurados en- esta Com
paffa de Seguros de vida Sc serviran
pasar d recojer sus recibos de renova-
ci6n del SECURE, q esta ofcina central
Tetuan 8, donde Sc reciben oportuna-
mente de la Direction general de New
York.-FEDDERSEN & co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
Sc vENDEss

Una magnffca possession, COZ
casa, rodeada de aqua, con terre
nos de primera clase, propios pa
ra la ceba de ganado y situadi
entire la Carolina y Trujillo-alto
En- esta Imprenta informaran.
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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
LA ClUDAD De BARCELONA
5l.-SAN FRANCISCO-5l.

Acaba de abrirse en- la Gala de San
Francisco ndm. 81, este nuevo bazar
de sastreria, cargo de D. Miguel Mo-
neny, cortador que fu6 del estableci-
miento de d. Jaime Tomas.
El principal objeto de LA CIUDAD
DE BARCELONA es trabajar, y ira
baiar tan bien como Ia primera sastre-
ria y mas barato que ninguna.
Pru9balo ei hecho de que ofrece en-
sus confecciones una rebaja de un
10 A is POR CIENTO
con respecto los precios que rigen en-
los dem&s bazares.
Tiene LA CIUDAD DE BARGE
Iona un notable surtido de generos
de Ultima novedad y operarios habiles
{ entendidos.
Su lena es.
ECoNoMfA GUsTo 7 SoL1DEz
Puerto-Rico, de Mario de 1884.
-MoNENY & Co. %
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
Sc VENDE

una casa, en- ell barrio de la Ma
nrna, z esquina a la Gale de Santo
ICribiO y Arsenal, marcada con
q ndmero s. Els de material y
MADEIRA, = con algibe y pozo de ma
Para informes, su dueno Ma
ausl Martinez VaSquez. 49
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
Linea intercolonial de San Thomas
Pto. Rico a Jamaica.
Linea de Havre-Pauillac- -Veracruz.

La carga, correspondence pasajeros para
Santander, st. Nazaire, y demas puntos de Eu-
ropa y Mejico, sera conducida d st. Thomas Ell
dia 25 de cada mes, para ser trasbordada ALI
al trasatl$ntico.
Los precios de pasaje para Santander y
ST Nazairn son:
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
iniS8glTidad contra ilG8ldiOS.

Los que suscriben ofrecen sus
servicios como Agentes generates
en- la isla de las muy acreditadas
Y conocidas Companies de asegu-
70 contra incendios, denominadas
Royal Insurance Company
DE LIVERPOOL,
con I'm capital de 10000, 900 de Oesos, ,
Northern Assurance Company
EN L0EDREs,
con an capital de 100000 dc pesos
liz FzDDzRsEN 4 Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
Severe BASTON.
Is. - SAN FRANCISCO. IA
SAN JUAN PTo-RxCo.
Gira letras por todas cantidades corta vie
ia sobre las siguie1tes capitales pueblos de
a Peninsula, islas Baleares Canarias.
GALICIA.

Bayo, Bayona, Betanzos, Buho, Becorra,
Cambados, Cangas, Cahiza, Orballino, Celano.
da, Coruha Chantada, Camarihas, Carballs
Caldas de Reyes, Carril, Gee, Corcubi6n, Estra-
LA, Ferrol, Finisterre, Foz, Fonsagrada, Gro!
be Guardia, Lagc, Lugo, Malpica, MondofedOt
Muros, Mugia, Monforte, Nieve, Noys, 0rti.
guerra (Santa Marta), Orense, Porrino, Psdr6u,
Pontevedra, Puenteareas, Puentedeume, PueA
te Oeso, Puente del Puerto, Quiroga, Rivsda
bia, RedOndela, Rivadeo, Santiago, SalvatierrA,
Tuy, Vigo, vivcro, Villagarcia, VilIsnueva de-
Arosa, Villalba.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
/" PODER." !"

Con esta fecha he otorgado poder ge-
neral para que me represente en- todos
mis- negoclos d mi senior hermano don
Pedro Rabell.
Fajardo, lode Mayo de 1884. .-JoA-
oUN RABELL. go
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
CONDICIONES.

Los hetes pasajes son pagaderos en- ORC
americano6 ST equivalente en- moneda corrien-
te con el 5p.3 de aumento.
CONCESIONES.
Esta Agencia expide pasajes de ida vueIta
en- los viajes intercolonialee, v&lidos por dos
neses con un Is p3 de rebaja, en- los tras-
atl&nticos validos por un ano y con un rs pS
de rebaja.
A toda familia cuyo pasaje compute ell mon
tante de cuatro pasajes de c&mars, SO le con-
ceder& una rebaja de Is pS.
Los nifios memories de tres amos gratis: de
3 8 amos, la 4. g; de IL Ia mitad, de
IL cumplidos en- adelante pagar&n pasaje en-
tero. Cuando una familia tenga varios nj
5os memories de 3 amos solo uno de ellos Sc
Ilevar& gratis; los demas pagaran 4. " parte
lie pasaje.
PASAJES DE ORIADOS.
Los varones al precio fjado para los de en-
trepuente, y las mujeres pagaran 2I3 del pa
safe tornado por sus amos.
FLETEs.
Los conocimientos de carga deben ser pre-
sentados en- la Agencia con la debida antela-
ci6n, no admitiendose los que traigan sellos en-
lugar de frmas.
Para toda clase de informes, dirigirse los
Agentes,
SILVA, FERRER d. Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
LINEA DE- COLON Y ANTILLAS

coHsbinGdG con Ia TrGsatldrticd de la nsiSnd
C0mpGfsia q tont5i6n con las del Ferrocdrril
de Panama g vaporeS de la Costa del Sur q
N0rte del Pactfco.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
EN- HATO-REY.

A orillas de la ca1retera, Sc
vende barata una bonita quinta
de recreo, con todas las comodi-
dades para ma familia pasar los
veranos. Tlene cochera, cuadra,
buenos terrenos, jardines, abun-
dantes pastoS, y muchos arboles
frutales. Informaran, San Jose
Mum. |. 10
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
VIJANDE 8 co.
roRrAIhzA SO.

Venden una partida de cajas de 4S bOtellas
Sidra achampagnada 4 $11 GAIA.
SIN ALCOOL, v1G0RIzA, REFREECA
Esta bebida, tanto por su pureza como po
So agradable gusto, no 0bstante su imitado
preCio compile por todos conceptos con mu.
chas marcas de vinos, de champagne que hoy
Sc inportan hace el mismo efecto espumsn-
te al abrirse la botella.
Como refrescante eet& considerable 81 meior
mas saludable en- toda la America del Sur ?
Isla de Cuba donde % usa gsneTalmsnte.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
VAPO E ES.

NJ. L. villaverde, cap. Jaureguizar.
PuertO-RicO, captain Benitez.
Deseosa Ia CompaHia de dar mas amplitud
esta lnea, abriendo comunicaciones entire el
mayor nimero possible de pucrtos, ha tornado
el siguiente itinerario que sera servido por los
vapores arriba expresados.
WAVES DE LA HABANA A COLON.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
ASTURIAS.

Avil6s, Cangas de Onis, Cangas de Tine
Castropol, Colunga, Cudillero, Figueras, Gij6A
Grade, Lastres Luarca, Luanco, LIanos, Mie,
res, Navia, Oviedo, Pola de Laviana, Pola de
Lena, Pola de Siero, Pravia Rivadesella, Sslaa,
Sama de Langreo, Tapia, Tneo, Vilavicioss {
Infesto.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
AVISO,

Sc vende muy barato un coche de
seis asientos forma Victoria en- ei ms
tituto de vacuna en- Rio-piedras. 81
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25

Artensra, Aguimes, Arucas, Aricc, Adele,
Arrecife, Coria, Granadilla, Gdimar, Guia, In
genio, Icod, Las Palmas, Laguda, lantigaa
Llanos, Mazo, Moya, Mogan, 0livar, OrotavA,
Pazo, Puerto dc Oabras Puerto de Ia Cruz,
Realeios, Saural, Sauces, San Lorenzo, Santa
Brigida, Santa Lucia, Sen BArtoiome, San Ma
teo, Santa Ursula, Santa Cruz de Tenerifs,
San Crist6bsl de Laguna, Santa Crux Dc Pai.
ma, Taxacorte, Teids, Terol, Tequests, Tegul
% Isnsque VicteTis, Yaisa, Ysds.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
1sLAs BALEAREs.
TsLAs CANARIAs.

CudadeIa de MonorOa, , Palma de Ne
lorca.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
ExPEDlCIoN PoR Ell EsTE.-CABOTAJE.
VIAJE OFFICIAL

NJ O ~ q -
Ell
dan cObrandO de puerto de em6q Fa]@ao nagua6G MAJ
y pagar hos solo has II amos MI
En- los
rgs Capital desno Europa para ser HGd1d0s en- San
a IL
fnmss dre los agentes en- Acbo STe Nopes TO- aG
Arroyo A Noya Hernandez Nsgub Sres Carrot jO
Mhc D. NJ A. We've Thomas
Bguro Co ems JUAN los agnes generates
>.Sainz, Cerra g. Co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25

Los hetes pasajes son pagaderos en- ORC
americano6 ST equivalente en- moneda corrien-
te con el p.S dc aumento.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
PRlMERA Y sEGUNDA CAMARA.

On nino hasta de dos amos en- cada familia, gra-
tis Los demas he&ta 7 amos un cuarto pasaje. Los
de II amos medic pasaje. Los demas pasaie en-
tero.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1884-05-25
TERCERA CAMARA.

Un nino, hasta dos amos gratis. Los ninos has
. amos medic pasaje. Los demas pasaje entero
The Press., 1884-04-17
THE VETERANS, DAY,
THE BUCKINGHAM STATUE pARADE-A SEC
 oNp EDITION OF BATrhE- E-FLAG DAY

THE BUCKINGHAM STATUE PARADE-A SEC-
 oND EDITION OF BATrhE-FLAG DAY.
 The legislature of 1882 voted to have bronze statue of William A. Buckingham. the war governor of Connecticut, placed ill the battle-hag corridor of the capitol at Hartford, and appointed a commission, which included Governor Bigelow, Hon. Henry B. Harrison of New Haven, and General William A. Aiken of Norwich, to carry out the project. The commission selected the design of Olin D. Warner, an eminent sculptor and native of Connecti- cut, and have had the statue prepared, representing Governor Buckingham in sitting posture, The work is now finish ed, and able critics pronounce 1t worthy representation of the noble gentleman whose fame will forever remain identified with the history of the state during the struggle for the preservation of the Union.
 The general assembly of 1884 feeling that the unveiling of such a statue would be an occasion appealing to the patriotic feeling of every union veteran of the state, has fixed June 18th as the day for the un- yelling ceremonies, and appropriated $6, ,O00 for the purpose of having parade of old soldiers like the memorable occa- sion of Battle-fag day,
 The ranks of the union soldiers are rap- edly thinning and the occasions which will bring shem together hereafter must be very rare The unveiIing of 8 statne to Governor Buckingham is one of these oc- casons and possibly the last. None who were present on Battle-Aag day will will lingly miss the chance for another such reunion of the war-veterans of Connecti- out, and those who were unabled to at tend will have an additional incentive to be present on this occasion.
 Invitations are extended to all regimetal associations of the state to call special re- unions in Hartford on taat day.
 The ordinary regimental reunions can be held any year, but the chance for all the regiments to meet together in grand parade must necessarily come very seldom. So far as has been heard from, there is a general desire to improve the present op- portunity, and it is earnestly hoped that no regiment will be missing from the line on the 18th of June, sr.4
 Arrangements are also made for naval battalion, and also for a battalion of sol- dlera from other states, now resident in Connecticut, who may desire to take part, as on Battle-fag day.
 Arrangements will be made for excur- sion rates on, all the railroads, and for fur nishing dinners to all who attend. The city of Hartford, which is never found wanting on such occasions, will unite with the legislative commission in every possl- ble effort to make the day one to be re- membered iu the annals of the state. Any enquiries in relation to the parade may be addressed to Major J. O. Kinney, chief marshal Hartford.
The Press., 1884-04-17
Issued Every Thursday Evening.
[CoNTRIBUTED.]
Life of Man.
BY J. J. HASSETT.

Iris night and over the mount
 In dew-drops the zephyrs do fall The night shadesis closing the fount
 Of day which envelops us all. The sun as he tinges the ocean Mans life to the sun I compare He sinks, as if with the no'ion
 To light us no more anywhere. Thus man is born in the morn,
 To beam and shine bright throughout life But, ah he's ecipsed by the storm
 That awakens around him with strife. He sinks and the tide of his pleasure
 Is the breaker that barters his soul; He looks, 'tis in vain, for treasure,
 For, ah he's too soon at the goal. This worlds field of emotion;
 Up and downs the lot of us all: The anchor of hope is devotion,
 For the grave is the end of us all. Then let us be merry or sad,
 Iris the same with poor mortals of clay; Let us wish from our hearts to be glad,
 For our lives are fast fading away.
 Monson, Mass, March 26th, 1884.
The Press., 1884-04-17
RESTORED
AT LAST.
14s East filth Street, New York. NY.

142 East filth Street, New York, N. Y. MR. VIM. RENNE Dear Friend-In April, 1882, was very severely and suddenly attacked with nfam matory rheumatism. It was very like paralysis; the pain commenced under the knees and severe tainted, and for nearly week was so helpless tha couldn't turn in bed.
 My daughter applied kerosene oil neither of us knowing anything about the disease and this releved the pain somewhat Then my stomach refused food took some medicine, which gave good appetite. We bathed the limbs with everything we heard of and in few weeks the pains left the limbs and settled in my left arm and hand.
 seemed to be well all but that arm and it was use less only for paper-weght. In June went to spend the summer with my half brother near Utica, and there lady, who one of my scholars 54 years ago, told me she had something that would cure my arm, which was so painful could not sleep, and my shoulder could not be moved. I verify believed ii was fastened for life.
 I had combed my hair and dressed with one hand for three months when this lady brought me bottle of RENNE's MAGIC OIL. q verify believe the Lord sent me there.) ''oh I" exclaimed, looking at the likeness of my old friend the label the bottle, "that is Mir. Renne of Pittsfeld, Mass. know him, and if he recommends this 1t is good" sent for bottle and began to apply it thoroughly as do every thing and in three days felt peculiar sensations in that joint. felt as if my was being restored could only praise God for deivcrance at last, and oh ! how happy was when ceuld raise my hand to my head I almost cried for joy. In month or so my arm was we'll can sew.or work as well as ever, but know my system is not all right yet. am using Dr. Herrick's Vegetable Liver Pills, and think the. are doing me great deal of good have used three bottles of Renne's Magic Oil, and shall always keep it about me in case of renewal of my atack for it indeed .sWorks like Charm" Your grateful friend,
 MRS. c. S. PARTRIDGE. RENNE's MAGIc.OIL is sold by druggists and deal CTS in medicines everywhere, at 25 cents bottle.
The Press., 1884-04-17
De.icate and Feeble Ladies,

Those 1anguid, tiresome sensations, causing you to feel scarcely able to be on your feet; that constant drain that is taking from your system all it's former elasticity; driving the bloom from your cheeks; that continual strain upon your vital forces, rendering you irrita- ble and fretful, can easily he removed by the use of that marvellous remedy, Hop Bitters. Irregularities and Instructions of your ,sys- tenn are relieved at once, while the special cause of periodical pain are permanently re- moved. None receive so much benefit, and none are so profoundly grateful and show such an interest in recommending Hop Bitters as
The Press., 1884-04-17

A YoUNG WrE's GREArEsr TR1A1.-The greatest trial of young wife'a life is the birth of child, which is usually attended with many hours of hard labor and intense pain. PAINLESS CHILDBIRTH a new book, by Dr. J.
 H. Dye, one of New York'ss most eminent physicians, however, shows that pain is not necessary in childbirth, but results from causes easily understood and overcome. It proves conclusively that any woman may be- come mother without experiencing any pain whatever. It also tells how to overcome and prevent morning sickness, swelled limbs, ner- vousness, pain in back, and 1.-the unpleasant sensations attending pregnancy. It answers hundreds of delicate questions about women and their peculiar troubles. Physicians high ly recommend it, and say it will do all that is claimed for it. Send two-cent stamp for full descriptive circular and private confidential letter sent in sealed envelope. Address, FRANK THOMAS & Co.,, Publishers, Baltimore, Md. 25oc3m
The Press., 1884-04-17

The Hartford Evening Post Annual has appeared with biographical sketches and portraits of the state officers, members of the legislature and United States senators and representatives. It makes a hand some volume which contains great deal of interesting information and hos during the years of its publication established it. self as book that is needed in many places. The portraits are generally good and the typographical execution of the book ls excellent,
The Press., 1884-04-17
FeeIs YOvng Again.


 My mother was afflicted long time with Neuralgia and dull, heavy, inactive condi- tion of the hole system; headache. nervous 'prostration, and was almost helpless. N No physicians or medicines did any good. Three months ago she began to use Hop Bitters with such good effect that she seems and feels young again, although over 70 years old, We think there is no other medicine fit to use in the family."-A lady, in Providence.
 s.s sa : BRADFORD, PA., May 8, 1875 It has cured me of several diseases, such as nervousness, sickness at the stomach, month ly troubles, etc. have not seen sick day in year, since I took Hop Bitters. All my neighbors use them. Mus. FANNIE GREEN $3,0QQ Lasr.-7A tour of Europe that cost me $3 ,000, done me less good than one bot ''tle of Hop Bitters they also cured my wife s'of fifteen years nervous weakness, sleepless- ness and dyspepsia. ."-R, M,, Auburn, NY.
 Migh Authority.
 Hop BitteTs is not, in any sense, an alcohol ic beverage or liquor, and could not be sold for use except to persons sdesirous of obtain ing medicinal bitters.
 GREEN B. RAUM, U. s. Com. InteS'l Rev.
 So. BLooMlNayrLLE, O., May |, '79. SIRs-I have been. suffering ten years and tried your Hop Bitters and 1t done me more good than al the doctors Miss s. s. BOONE.
 Raby Saved!
 We are so thankful to say that our nursing baby constipation and rregulafitY of the bowels by the of Hop Btters by it mother which at the same time restored her to perfect health and strengthThe Par ents, Rochester. N. I.
The Press., 1884-04-17
UNION,


 -Trenck Crawford, who died at his res idence In Union on Saturday, April 9th, at the age of 83, was one of the old res idents of the town, having always lived here, and was well and favorably known and universally respected he had at diff ferent times filled nearly every office in town and was almost always concerned in the administration of town affairs. His funeral was largely attended by both rela- tives and towns-people.
 Southbridge Journal: Last week Thursday (6th) afternoon and evening friends and relatives to the number of thirty five assembled at the residence of Hon. and Mrs. A. B. Weld, the occasion being the twenty fifth anniversary of their The bad state of the roads and the storm prevented many of the relatives as we'll as invited guests from being pres ent, but those that were present had first rate social time. The exercises consisted of singing, instrumental music, reading of a poem composed for the occasion by Rev. Geo. Hunt of Middlebro, former pastor of the M. B. church of which MT. and Mrs. Weld are both active members, the recitation by Miss Nettie B. Kinney of & poem by Mrs. J. Betts, wife of the present pastor, bountiful repast in which all present took an active part The party broke up at an early hour owing to the bad travelling 3eaving behind, with good will and prsfea4 46ons of regard, more tangi1 ble tokens in the shape of useful and orfa- mental silver ware to tho value of seventy or eighty dollars.
The Press., 1884-04-17
ESCAPE
Of a NIRssachusetts Engineer-Timel ely Warming of Mr. John spencer. Rag gage Master of the R. & A. R. R. Marvellous Cure of Stone i'm the Blad- der-Large Stone es EeenOysd by ssK en- Medyss FavOBite Esemedy.,s
From the Pittsfeld (Mass.) Eag

der-Large Stones Removed by FIX en.
 nedy's FavOsite EsemedY.',
 From the Pittshed Qdass.l Eagle
 Stone ill the Bladder is at Inost annoying and very dangerous ailment; butmanys most remarkable cures have of late been wrought by Kennedy Favor ite Romedy'-the invention of Dr. Kennedy, of Ron- dout, N.Y. Another striking isnow added to the
 list. MT. Peter Lawler, of Dalton, Mass, states in letter to Dr. Kennedy that he had been troubled with bladder complaint for IA years, and had consulted at different times physicians; but nothing beyond temporary alignment of the pain had been worked for him. Toward the end of last January Mr. Lawler called on Dr. Kennedy. Sounding him, the doctor 'struck stone" He decided that MT. Lawler should first try the "Favorite Remedy" "so, if possible to avoid an operation. And here is tile remarkable re- suit: 'Dear Doctor Kennedy-TlIs day after came home passed two gravel stones, doing nicely now. If you would like to the stones will send them to you. This letter bears date "Dahon, Mass. Feb. G." and is signed .Peter Lawier." The stones, which are 90 large to warrant fors Kennedy's Fa vorie Remedy" the claim that it is the successful specific for Stone yet discovered, arg now Dr. Ken nedys possession. Incidentally also states that the "Favorlte Remedy" at the same time cured him of stu bborn of rheumatsin and it is fact that in all affections arising out of dForders of the liver urinary organs it is searchingA&;medy and works marvellous benefits. It is in itseH &fmost medicine chest. Order it of your druggist. Price $1 bottle.
The Press., 1884-04-17

A lady stepped into the sanetum this morn ing and said sweetly: "Wil you be kind enough to let me look at The Christian at Work ?" The horse editor hlushed a little, but had the presence of mind;to say Ger tainly, madam what can do for you ?"
The Press., 1884-04-17

No GREASE FOR H1M-''When Greece her knees-Greece her knees-Greece her knees, D stammered an embarrassed school-boy, for getting the next line of his recitation, ''There is no occasion to grease anybody's knees,' 5 shouted his teacher. ''Go and study your piece" Neither is there occasion to grease your hair. Parker's Hair Ba1sam is all the dressing you want, Restores the original gloss and color to gray or faded hair. Does not soil the linen not a dye; good for the scalp; prevents falling out.
The Press., 1884-04-17

Washington Ratchet There is new waiter in the house restaurant, and yes terday when Representative Blackburn went down to get his lunch the waiter brought him the bottle and regulation whiskey glass. MT. Blackburn glared at the waiter and then at the glass, and final ly blurted out j.:
 Don't you know who I am ?'
 ''No, sir,'' replied the waiter.
 ''I am senator-elect from Kentucky, " replied the Hon. Joe.
 ''From Kentuck ?'' ejaculated-the wait CT. "Oh, I beg your pardon, sir
 And he quickly brought the Kentuckian a goblet.