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Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26
TRIBUNE SPRAYS.

The merry fool is wiser than a gloomy
philosopher.
Anxious care means murder.
Growers like sewers, are intended
only for that which is unclean.
Anxiety to be noticed speaks out.
The fool is stranger to modesty, and
shovss his own offensiveness.
Littlensss dwslls on trifss.
Dishonesty has the courage of rascal.
To prefer style to an honest discharge
Of obligations, shows deep seated mean
ness.
The dude and his relations pant for
company that Will make them respect
able. At
Integrity has its own reward.
Melancholy is born tired.
Mirth is born for long race.
C0ncealmsnt Of purpose where there
should be frankness is neither wise or
honest.
Gloom hath horrid colors and features.
+. Psrsue your own thoughts, let who
ever will scream hello.
Noble scorn hath too much contempt
to handy words.
An unappreciative cuss glories In him
self.
Avoid that one who seeks to thrust his
acquaintance upon you.
Gall blisters the tongue into a tempest,
but charity is sweet and quiet.
Never challenge man to- do wrong.
The rsvenges Of malice play havoc
with the malicious.
Aman may have noble soul notwith-
standing his opinion.
Some teach thing is great as it is
small, and to die the first opportunity Is
to make of life the greatest success.
Don't erect costly tombstone oyer
your losses by talking and thinking of
them.
One fancy generates another.
Let the BLACKBOARD alone, he enjoys
nothing but vulgarity.
Better be quiet than answer a fool
with words.
Hard names come from hard heart,
and softened brain.
Disappoint those who seek free adver-
tisement,
Music feeds all from love to poverty,
disappointm emit and sorrow.
You run risk in every new acquain-
tance, so does the other fellow.
Sudden virtue thinks every thing must
be perfect too soon.
Man Is tickle, wavering and giddy.
The egotist hath but one subject and
the one of which the world is most tired.
When misfortune threatens look out for
favoring gale. g.
The braggart hath death grip upon
the art of blow.
To look at some people makes you
sleepy.
Unclean eyes do not see very far.
The liar is ridiculously excessive in
endorsing himself.
You can always excuse mans faults,
If you have nothing to do with him,
therefore select your company and be
charitable. ,seo 1a. af
Some look so natural in garments of
VOLTS skin.
Grief eats up every thing in short
time. ts.o
The strength Of man lies In his
character i-ts.4. IS s2 NS4-
Uneducatsd observers get it wrong.
Many poisons hath lucious names.
Courage comes to stay.
Some are strong because they are with
the majority, who are weaker than in
fants.
Absolute safety makes the cowardly
wretch brave.
Some can be trusted to Prove recreant
to every trust.
Live inwardly by growth, and outward
ly pay your bills.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

He should resolve
to kiss his wife &C.
casi0nally and com.
plimsnt her. A wife
IL never too old Oh
too plain to appre-
ciate such cOurtesies
from her husband.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

Home.
Philadelphia Call.
WHAT A HUSBANDlw HAT A WEE
SHOULD RESOLVE. SHOULD RESOLVE.
He should resolve She should re-
to walk with the bal solve to keep her
by at night alone, husbands brus h
and not accOmpan- away from the gen.
led by seethingeral toilet parapher-
mass Of profanity. MALTA.
He should resolve, She should re-
when Intending to solve to have hot,
take friend home|str0ng coffee for
to dinner, to send a breakfast, if she has
message to that ef- Ito get up and make
feet to his wife. lit herself.
She should re-
He should resolves solve not to scOld
to eat his dinnerthe children at every
pleasantly, even iflittls noise they
1t Is a little cold, make, or when they
though he has kept grow older they may
it waiting half an not make noise
hour, enough.
He should give his She should re-
wife $10-bill occa- solve that when her
sionally, and insist husband com
that she spend 1t on home tired at night
herself as she to meet him pleas
pleases. Cut this neIantly, and not relate
out. to him all her little
trials of the day.
He should resolve -
to kiss his wife &C. She should re-
casi0nally and COM solve to never OBJ
plimsnt her. A wifeject to her husband
10 never too old Orsmoking about the
too plain to appre- house. If he wants
ciate such c0urtesiestO smoke he will
from her husband. smoke, il he has to
go somewhere else
He should resolve, to do it.
when in difficulty
to consult his wife She should re-
about the matter, solve to entertain
and in 8 cases OutIan unexpect @ d
Of 10 she will wen-|friend of her hus-
der that he allowed bands at dinner in
himself to be so trOu1such manner that
bled. Inc won't sit in a
- cold sweat during
He should resolvelthe entire meal.
to curtail his liquor
and tobacco expen- She should re-
Sos One-half, andls0lve to put up with
give the save d. "a bad servant until
amount to his wifeIshe can get better.
for certain little|and not bother her
things which will husband about af-
add so much to her fairs in the kitchen
comfort and happi-I any more than she
ness. can help,
He should resolve She should re-
to speak pleasantly solye to let her hus-
to his children when bands pockets alone
arriving home at after he is in bed
night, and If heIand asleep. In her
should indulge inIeffOrts for loose
half an hours romplchange she may
with them before come across some
they 20 to bed, he thing that he doesn't
and they will sleep want her to see.
all the better for it.
She should re-
He should resolve, solve to keep the
in short, to absorb a buttons on her hus-
little horse sense bands shirts, and
and give his wifeIshOuld see that the
the same cOnsidera-lg a m ents are
tiOn that he expectsIstarched in such a
from her. He should way that he can get
bear in mind thatlthem on without
his troubles are her the aid of impreca-
troubles, while her tions.
thousand and one
harrassments are She should re-
never known to- solve, in short, to
him. Yes, he should absorb little horse
resolve to absorb sense at the same
some horse sense and time that her hus'
not let go of it. band does. She
- should bear in mind
that mans heart
, t9e fIt is largely reached
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

She should re-
solve to keep her
husbands bru s h
away from the gen.
eral toilet parapher-
MALTA.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26
TO RENT.

TO RENT.
The brick store on South West Corner Main
and Pine streets, opposite Grand Central Hotel.
jan1tf BELL Il ADAMS.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

All trains run by NInetiteh Meridian or Gen.
trail standard fine. Close connections at all
junction points.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

He should resolve,
when in difficulty,
to consult his wife
about the matter,
and in 8 cases out
Of 10 she will won
der that he allowed
himselfto be so trOu.
bled.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26
VITALIZED AIR.
TEETH En-
TRACTED
without Pain.
At DIR. G.. III.
HILLS New Den
tai Rooms, in
Bennett
Block,
in rooms formerly
occupied by w. H.
Daniels & Co.

Having secured the exclusive right for Che
boygan county. for Hurds Patent System for
administering Vitalized Air, for the Painless
Extraction Of Teeth DR.. Hill is now pre-
pared TO do all kinds Of dental work in the
most thorough manner. Vitalized air is per.
fectly harmless, and a1rees with all constitu-
tions. lOctf
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

She should re-
solve to have hot,
strong coffee for
breakfast, if she has
to get up and make
lit herself.
She should re-
solve not to scOld
the children at every
little noise they
make, or when they
grow older they may
not make noise
enough.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

| She should re-
solve to never OBJ
|ject to her husband
smoking about the
house. If he wants
to smoke he will
smoke, IL he has to
60 somewhere else
to do it.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

She should re-
solve that when her
husband com @ 8
home tired at night
to meet him pleas
antly, and not relate
to him all her little
trials of the day.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

He should resolve
to curtail his liquor
and tobacco expen-
ses One-half, and
give he saw Q d
amount to his wife
for certain little
things which will
add 80 much to her
comfort and happi-
ness.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

lSJlOuIu UedI III uiluu
that a mans heart
is largely reached
Through his stOm-
ach; that cheerful
surroundings and a
bright face are
things appreciated
and enjoyed, and
she can make a lord
IOf creation her veri-
est slave, and he
will never know 1t.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

She should re-
solve to entertain
an u n ex p Q c t 9 d
friend of her hus-
bands at dinner in
such a manner that
he won't sit in a
cold sweat during
the entire meal.
She should re-
solve to put up WITH
a bad servant until
she can get a better.
and not bother her
husband about af-
fairs in the kitchen
any more than she
can help,
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-01-26

hO otiOuiu lCCOiFN,
in short, to absorb a
little horse sense
and give his wife
the same cOnsidera-
tiOn that he expects
from her. He should
bear in mind that
his troubles are her
troubles, while her
thousand and one
harrassments are
never known to
him. Yes, he should
resolve to absorb
some horse sens and
not let 60 of it.
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
Il QUIET PICTURE.

The shifting shadows lay
In changing quaintness on the bare white
Creeping in softly through the open door,
In still, drowsy way,
Coming through mazes of the iyy-vfnes,
That fall in shapeless masses from the pines
The fire-light gay and bright.
With CHEEKY bushes for its ruddy charms
Steals trembling from the old hear1hs huge
black arms,
Where. in their own rich light,
The giant logs i'm splendor fall away
In glowing shapes among the ashes gray.
The baby on the floor.
NTH tiny hands closed o er her pearly toes,
Watches the fire-blaze as it comes and goes,
And wonders more and more
Whence comes the red light on the snowy
And strives to catch it in her fingers sweet.
The happy mother sits
With folded hands, her weary work all done,
With the last smiling of the harvest sun,
And lists, her eyes love-lit
To the low prattle of her eldest born,
Whose check is rosy as the early morn.
In homespun garb of gray,
The father sitting by the window wide
Unfolds his paper with an honest pride,
And, in his homcly way,
Reads OF the pomp of state-its wealth and
With scarce one envious longing in his heart.
Upon tne lowiy steps
The grandame watches for the coming moon.
While murmurs of some haii-remembercd
tune
Drop from her faded lips:
She dreams again of olden days more fair.
Nor marks the shadows Hitting DER her hair.
q baby. glad with play!
q mother, knowing not the hearts recOii.
o father, weared only by your toll
o grandame Old and gray!
Would that the quiet of your days decline
Might hush the throobing of this life of mine!
-EUery OJier .SG urdIu.
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
Slightly Mixed.

A lady in Avondale has pet dog
which she calls "Dick' after her hus-
band, whom everybody calls Dick. The
other day her sister came running to a
neighbor's, where she was making a
visit, and screamed at her:
"Oh, Mary, come home, quick; Dick
is awfully sick, and there's nobody at
the house,
"Good heavens, what's wrong?
When was he taken?" and she rushed
for home. Tell me, tell me-" she
gasped. breathlessly, "is he dangerous?
Will he die?"
"Oh, don't know, don't know"
walled the sister, "he told me to go
quick for you; th.t he didn't know
what was going to happen.
Told you told YOU and the
dazed woman put her hands to her
head. Then it amt Dick the dog9'
mo. of course not; it's your nus
band"
''Well, that's an awful relief. Don't
you ever startle me that way again.
Let's 60 slower, we'll get there in
plenty Of time" and she walked in with
nearly every trace of excitement gone.
Merchant Traveller.
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

The productions of the press, fas.
as steam can make and carry them, go
abroad through the land. silent as
show-ilakes. but potent as thunder.
Chaplin.
Mrs. John Jacob Astor has given a
gold watch and one hundred dollars to
each one of her servants as a thank-of-
fering for the recent recovery of her
health.-N y Times.
Sarah Bernhardt wears a jersey
when she plays LADY Macbeth. ;"
When the French Macbeth first saw her
in that costume he involuntarily ex-
Claimed: '.Is this dagger see before
me2'-N. \. Morning Journal.
john C. Emo, the late New FORK
Bank President who made wav with
some four millions of the bank 8
money, is described as very young
man, who prides himself on his fuzzy
little mustache and his good looks.
There has lately appeared q book
called "A Lovers Dictionary--a roeti-
cal treasury of lovers thoughts, fan
cies, addresses and dilemmas, and a
complete guide to the study Of the ten
der science" An English newspaper
suggests that they might have called it
1.-The Complete Angler and be done
with it.
AS soon as it was announced that
the late MIR. John F. Slater had set
apart $1,000. 900 for educating the freed
men of the South. letters began pouring
in begging him to give money for this,
that and the other schemes of alleged
benevolence. and before he died he had
received bushels of such ommunications
from all parts of the world.-Boston
Post.
When Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher
was reminded that Henry Irving, the
actor, had in his book on America de-
scribed her rs at first cool in her recep-
ton of Ellen Terry as guest, but had
AZ the end of the visit been so entirely
caprivated by the actress as to impul-
sively embrace her and weep in her
arms. she simply answered.: "Non-
sensew-N Y. Tribune.
Lowering, the brilliant Harvard
student who worked himself to death,
has been known to make 81, 200 in two
months just be ore the mid-year exam
inatinS. His Gus ON was to give lect-
urcs in his college-room to large groups
of students who were behindhand in
their studies, and his lectures were so
valuable that students were willing to
pay a large admission fee.-Hartford
Post.
The only daughter of Minister Rus
sell Lowell is the wife of Edward Bur-
nett, son of the famous cocoaine manu-
facturer. She is a demure little lady.
and bears slight resemblance in looks
to her distinguished father. She is
New England. Last summer she went
across the ocean alone. in order to
spend few weeks with her father. and
returned as she went.-BOst0,l Herald.
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
The SnOre Of q Statesman.

Congressman Warner, of Tennessee,
is a fine constitutional lawyer, and
also, occasionally. is fine slumberer.
Last session it was his custom, when
weary, to put his feet upon his desk,
nod off into the happy land of dreams.
One day while indulging in his tavorite
habit he began to snore.
Congressman Warmers snore is a
fine, large, able-bodied snore. 1t is ex.
quisite in its resonant music, and il
breaks off in its sweetest places into a
delicious snort. 1t pursucs its sad
avocation in hum-drum sort of way
when MIR. Warner is enscOnced in the
privacy of his bedroom, but on this
occasion, the snore saw that it was in
distinguished company, and it bumped
itself for the greatest effort OF it's Ii e.
1t SCARED up to high c. and then it sank
pown to low G. 1t indulged in pro-
fusion of grace notes, then it walled
like the flute that the amateur tackles
in the Silly hours of night. Pretty
soon the snore began to make itself felt,
also heard, and the members forgot
themselves under the witching intiu-
ence of its melody. The snore noticed
this and redoubled it's efforts, and, as il
increased in volume, it caught the
Speakers ear. Mr.. Keifer raped with
the gavel and said:
1.-THE gentleman from Tennessee is
out of order, and to be recognized he
must offer his resolution to adjourn
while standing.'
Congressman Dibrell, one of Mr.
Warmers colleagues, waxing in tho
situation, shook the snoring statesman
and said:
''Dick, what in the world are you
doing? You have gotten the House in
a terrible confusion, and Keifer thinks
you have made a motion to adjourn"
''What?" calculated Mr.. Warner,
rubbing his eyes. ''Why, l was only
studying the Constitution. Wasising.
tom H0tchet
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
HUMOROUS.

Why are pawnbrokers like pioneers
of progress? Because they are always
ready to make an advance.
The gentle spring and the mellow
autumn go for nothing with soldiers.
All they ask for is good March weather.
The Oil City Blizzard is response
BILE for the statement that Strawberries
and cream make girls ''freckled and
cause them to toe in
Thomas Burch writes to ask a Mas
sachusetts paper if the editor recollects
him. The Burch we remember was not
spelled that way Chicago Herald.
-"How fresh and green everything
looks!' murmured Claribell, as they
wandered along the road. every
thing?' questioned Adolphus, looking
down into her violet eyes. Eyes, ev-
erything," she replied, abstractedly.
He wanders with another girl now.-
Boston Post.
Mr.. Whackem, fiery school
master, lost another scholar yesterday.
The class was parsing a sentence.
"What is the imperative OF the verb to
go?'" said Whackem to Johnny Fizzle-
top. II don't know" "Go!" shouted
Whackem. THANK you, sir,' replied
JOhnny, and he was two streets off be-
fore the teacher could catch his breath.
-"Poor Spooks," said one gentle
man to another as the young man re-
ferred to staggered by; che has gone to
the bad entirely" Yes replied tho
other, che is most certainly lost. :"
"Can you tell me-" asked the first
speaker, "why he is like conun-
drum?" mo, can not; why?' ''Be-
cause nearly everybody has given him
up."-At'anta Constitution.
81 wonder what gives her such a
glorious voice." murmured Ethel, as
Patti bowed off the stage, and the roof
rose and fell with the violence of the
applause. because" whispered Cuth-
bert in her shell-like ear, "because, like
Cleopatra, she has been drinking pre-
cious tones" And Ethel was so shocked
that she ate up every one of the cara
mels without offering Cuthbert soli-
tary bite.--Rocktand Courier.
There is no animal that can resist
MOTHS" says q scientific writer.
Wrong, brother! seals kin. That is the
very best reason to be urged in favor of
buying sealskin cloak, where neither
moth nor rust doth corrupt and enough
money can be raised upon its summer
board with an uncle to 90 abroad on.
No family should be without one of
these useful and suggestive garments.
This may seem far-fetched, but it cam
phor.-Detr0it Free Press.
Papa, what is a bat?" 1T is
what baseball players use, my child"
Il know that; but isn't there another
kind. papa?" "Yes, there's bird called
a bat" Il know that, too, but isn't
there another one?' "No, guess not,
dear. why do you ask?'' because I
heard Uncle John tell mamma that you
went on a friehtful bat last night"
Papa said nothing, but made up his
mind to give Uncle John laying-out
next time he saw him.-N. Y. Journal
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
Wells.

It is supposable that wells are worn
principally for ornament, and not for
use, as they are too fragile to afford any
material warmth. They may cover
some defects, or may improve personal
appearance, in certain cases. They arO
OF no real advantage in any respect, as
it seems to me, and are Objectionable in
two particulars at least. 1t is impOssi-
BILE for the wearer to secure pure air, as
the veil prevents the free supply, while
it retains part of the foul gases thrown
off by breathing. This is not natural
breathing.
Again, they must impair the sight,
as the eye was not made to be thus
blinded. Natural sight is secured when
perfectly free from all distractions.
even the usual glasses being disad-
vantage, taxing the eyes more than
natural sight. The principal advantages
of glasses-as Decessity-is in modify
ing the intensity. of the light, to be worn
only when that light is too glaring. pro-
ducing pain. In advanced age, the
eye-lens may become SO changed as to
demand magnifying lens to enable the
aged to see at all. yet sight is more IA
tiguing than when no obstacle is placed
between the eye and the object seen, il
that object can be placed whore it msy
be seen at all. While the magni6ers
must be used. in certain cases, there is
no positive necessity for the wells, for
for men or women, beyond
the demands of fashion, often exceed
,ngiy tyranical in its degrees win
add that the eye suffers more far more
rom the absence of good light. thsn
from excess. though the extremes in
9th cases should be avoided. Just 20
eextent that the veil darkena, render.
az the sight labored or inpsgtect harw
must follow. --h, .HANQST2 b 0atk1
~
Dodge City times., 1884-06-19
For the Neck.

The neck is dressed severely ut pres
cnt with the street and travelling
dresses, and for morning dresses in the
house also. The straight high English
collar of linen with square corners
broken over slightly and a row of very
delicate. embroidery is the favorite
choice. 10 this there is sometimes
added a small shield-like piece in front
to serve as chcmisette with open
throat dress waists. The Tapped
standing fands of linen are still used
as collars, also those that meet without
tapping. having narrow ribbon passed
through buttOn-hOles near the top, and
tied in bow. Pique collars and
dickeys are liked with travelling dresses.
and are shown i'm white, ecru, and
brown. There are also many percale
collars of dark porcelain blue shades
with small figures; stripes of bars of
white, and other colors are seen in
these also. The battlemented squares
of white cambria, or of pink or blue
s,iuafes alternating with whites quares.
are basted in the neck of young
ladies' dresses. There is return to
the use of cuffs to match the collar by
many who gave them up, not because
a white finish at the wrist was OBJ
iectiOnable but because it was
difficult to get good-fitting cuffs
of small sizes. The jersey cuffs are
now chosen because they are of neat
sizes. scarcely measuring three inches
in depth, and of different widths. to
suit arms of all seizes. These come
in linen, pique, and percale, and are
worn with linked sleeve-buttons or with
the double coin buttons of old silver or
goid that are now in favor. A new era
vat worn with English costumes is of
checked ribbon two inches wide. fash
iOned into q narrow standing collar by
being doubled over stiff lining, and
closed in front by pretty bow of three
loops and three ends. A dog collar of
black or dark velvet tied in a small bow
on the left side is worn by young ladies'
W th standing linen collar. The flat
cravats like those worn by men are now
of very light silk or satin, with pretty
scarf pin stuck in them. French women
wear at the throat the Louis Quatorze
bow of white muslin and lace in the
large sizes worn here two years ago.
OdtuCltu DldStIOuS VI CuCDlISCttCo va /
lace with frill around the |
neck are, az we have already said. worn |
inside surplice waists of co,o.ed dresses,
while those of ietted net are for black |
dresses. Lace frills for basting inside |
the neck and sleeves are of Valen-
ciennes or Oriental lace only an inch
wide laid in full side plaits and sewed
On tape. Crepe lisse for the same pur-
pose takes the form of leaves or scallops
n double rows, or else it is q crimped
ruff like that known as Fedora frilling.
ace scarfs and kerchiefs are little used
n the street, as the severe styles are
preferred. but for those who must dres
,he neck with more fullness there are
etted net scaris that take the place Of
he Spanish lace flebas 80 loag wosR~
Harvsr's HaGav,