Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-07-04
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IT IS the sub-cutaneous mogstaehe which
receives the most fondIing.-Bcsfoa 1rans-
eripf.
AeKorox xILKNAS IS named KaIliko. He
makes irst-class morning rapper.-- f0Akers
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awe pardon sin: we do not pardon base
ness says ouida. The ball player is catch
ing Il now on al sides.
OBJECTION is made in New York to drown
ing stray dogs for fear 50 many sunken banks
may Obstruct nayigation.-B0sfOn CO1ser-
eiaE BulEssia.
BR0wS-"Miss Tswker is q brilliant girl,
her conversation is 80 chic" Eogg-"l e. but
unfortunately she never knows when to keep
her mouth psehNff. "-Bostoa zraNscTspf.
@wHY does Diana get more beaus than -
asked the elder sister. Il don't know. unless
il is she is & little archer" said mamma with
culver Of her lips.-BostoA Commercial Bal
lsfia.
wAGG-'I say it's a weasels' Grigg-"I
say ftss a sfoafp; Wagg-s.Afv dear fellow
st0at's 50 s0easi7y distinguished.' Grigg-.A
weasefs stO1takly different, my dear fellow :"
Proceed unabashed on their tOur.-PHnch.
A SAN FRANCISCO SNOWMAN is advertising
q troupe Of educated flies. II he VIII send one
on here to teach others how TO walk around
the edge Of milk pitcher without falling ID.
he viii gain everlasting fame.-BOsfOH Post.
Az exchange wants to know show to smoke
3 cigarS" whereupon q long-haired Chicago
editor reiOins: .aOur knowledge is somewhat
limited. but we should think the cigar ought
to Be hung up. in the smoke house, and are
built under IL"
A BURLINGTON GIRL has a diary devoted
entirely 10 noting down the visits Of her
beaux. which, it Is said, she calls her court
docket. When she IS arraigned for triflng
with mems hearts il viii only be necessary TO
produce this court docket to prove that she
is jilty.-8OrrisfOtca Herald.
ssYEs." he said, s.we were out sailing and
noticed a yacht some distance of flying sig
mails Of distress. and when we came up with
wv hat was the trOubles" asked his friend !:
twas she sinkingto Worse than that-all
their liquor had given out" Indeed! Wen.
that was terrible"
A COAL DEALER asked some law students
what legal authority was the favOrlte Of his
said the coal dealer. Another suggested.
Blackstone" ''GOOd. tor said the ques-
toner. Then a little man piped out, Little
ton" WhereupOn the coal dealer sat down.
Burlington Free Press.
A VERDICT OF murder in the first degree had
just been brought IN. Your Honor" said the
prisoners counsel. rising and addressing the
court. Il demand new trial. ION what
grounds" asked the Judge. "On the ground
that some members Of the jury are lncompe-
tent to render a Just verdict. Among them
are an undertaken, rope manufacturer, .
florist and dealer in mourning goods" \
new Trial was granted.-8e1e York Suh
Mr.. GRAHAM. in relating his mOuntaineer-
ing experiences in the Himalayas, says in one
place: Here we camped among a wilderness
Of huge gneiss bOulders." A boulder asser-
ton was never made. and we think it wilder
| ness-es-ary to state that huge things, espe-
cially If they are boulder, are very seldom
gneiss. or course these surroundings tended
TO rock Mr.. Graham and his associates into a
gneIss sleep-unless, indeed, the bOulders hap
pened to think il de-r0ck-atOry TO take any
notice of tn m. A : TO Mr.. Graham. we should
have liked to see Himalaya-ing himself down
| to rest.-NOORshiHs.