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Canadian knights Templar.
MEETING OF THE NATIONAL GREAT PRIORY-DISCUsS-

MEETING OF THE NATIONAL GREAT PRIoRY-DISCusS-
ING THE POPE's EECYCLICAL.
TORONTO, ONT, July "a meeting OF the National
Grand Priory OF Canada was opened here yester-
day, large gathering OF Sir Knights from all parts
OF the Dominion being present Col. Mcleod Moore,
the Great Prior, In his allocution, discussed the
affairs OF the National Great Pr1ory and, referring
to the pppe's encyclical, said: No comments OF
mine are Necessary to point out the animus and
ignorance displayed as regards the aims and OBJ
Jects OF Freemasonry. but which can have no refer
ence to our English-speaking system. OF this be
assured: AS long we conne ourselves to the pure
and simple degrees OF the English rite, all the
thunders OF the vatican or the opposition OF fanat
cal PIQte6tanfS cannot avail.
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q KOCHON. CORCOEAN BUILDING
Os IIKST CLASS Hail. DRESSER FROM PARIS
1hree Patents and Elye MeSlAIs irvlu ExpOslJouS
ls.ls. Lyons and Vienna
9SIulaCturer Ena Importer os
~ NAN HAIR AND FINE HAIR WORRY
lac FIRE Hair Cutting and Hair 3ressiny
~ dyed and siialI vOcd III 1 rrst c!as, Tnanns,
v iss tO UrueE
& So iIfrE NTH STREET NORTHWEST
ANrox I1sHgws
SLtn;c1l Dry Cleaning Establishment.
No. stG g stree. northwest
IHlEIA YEARS EXPERIENCE
IS9rS ara G' 'Ef-emelI'- Garments: also Velyat ani
!4nsh Closks CrsIe Wells IsceS Gloves erc ara ,r.
-SetIH r4tsi.td y this Superior process -
laEIfS tNtNlNG DkESSEs A SPECIALITY
ontItiies tiotErs Cleaned BY this Irot-s will mt
!Cs 'ue' NIA14-l and SPOTS Guaranteed
- Ie i,iIAOse~ .IeetGay PrIce si ~ AID 81 IS n,r
~ ~ SA-'~ 10.
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Mas nS tremendous uproar, with mingled applause
anu M Misses which did not cease till he had taken
Doay 10 receive him. and when they all sat down
oraeG was partially restored, and Villas finished his
No Ballot To-day.
Ihere Will be no ballot till tomorrow. though
the candidates will be nominated TODAY occupy.
ing all OF the session Of the convention. GWA.
By Associated Press
Morning Gossip at Chicago.
OBJECT OF INDIANA's SOLID VOTE iGA1SsT TIE INIT
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were In front, they forgot their differences,
crown ,ed the arms OF the Protector. So when the
chairn IAN OF the convention would shortly give 20
along be line they would, laying aside ali differ
ence and dissensions and chickering's and strife,
charge the republican party. front and rear. II
umn, they would win such victory as was won by
the Puritan forces OF Cromwell at Naseby and
When the state OF Massachusetts was called the
response was awaited with much curiosity; cheers
and Kisses were about equally balanced, but 1t
announced by Mr. Albeit that Mas -achusetts had
no nomination TO make at this time.
The nomination OF Mr.. Bayard was eloquently
seconded by Mr.. Hooker, OF Mississippi
Cleveland Put i'm Nomination.
When the state OF New York was called there
was q good deal OF cheering and waving OF hats
and handkerchiefs on the part principally OF the
spectators in the galleries. At 355 Mr. Lockwood,
OF New York. came up TO the platform 10 put in
nomination MI. Cleveland
He said that the responsibility which he felt was
| made greater when he remembered that the rich
est pages OF American history had been made up
and remembered that the outrage OF 1876 was stili
unavenged No man had greater respect than he
tor the nonGrea names presented 20 tne convention
Ing. g the 'front.' LcheerAl Three years ago
present the name OF the same gentleman for the
office OF mayor, without hesitation the name OF
eGrover Cleveland had been accepted as the candi-
t1ate. (Applause In the galleries and from portions
af the deiegati0nSl The result OF that election
ind OF the holding OF that Ofhce was that In less
Nan nine months the state OF New York found it
Gf In position to want such candidate, and
Ken In the convention OF 1882 his name was
Nsented for the ONCE OF governor OF the state OF
n ~ York the same class or people kew that that
mt ant honest government, that ft meant pure gov
me lf, that II meant democratic government, and
II 1s ratified [Applause.l Now the democratic
stat OF New York came and asked that there be
give . TO the Independent and democratic voters
Of tn ecountry, the young men OF the country. the
new hood OF the country, the name Of Grover
me snminsison OF Mr. Cleveland was seconded
By III. Aarr1soa, o uunoiA SIX weeks ego he
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i AMP CHIMNEYS REDUCED
- small diunis SOC large, 46c. dozen.
stnau burners, s0c.: medums S0c large, d. 90 Der
oozeo Mail orders promptly atte nded ~.
o A. SONNENSCRAHLS.
e0< O22 7th street northwest
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.


Since the war over six hundred
cOlored Baptist churches have been es-
tablished il Texas. Chicago Tines.
Samuel Noble, of Admission. Ala.
has given $50, 900 toward founding =
free high school at that place.
The theory that a boy may be
popped into a school. like corn into a
mill. to come ont, after q time, ready
for use, has been exploded bY the sad
experience Of nearly all that have tried
it-FTeeElGH' Journal
The study of the Irish language Is
becoming popular among many IRISH
men IN this country. In most Of the
large cities there are classes organized
for the purpose. The Philadelphia
classes. for instance, number fifty Pu-
Philadelphia Press.
Among the regulations Of a newly
formed church among the Zulus IN
South Africa was the following: "NO
member of this church shall be per,
mitted to drink the white mans grOg,
or native beer, nor touch IL with his
lips"
1t is proposed to organize, under
the auspices of the American Social
Science Association. during its next an
ntlal session az Saratoga An Al4SElCtsu
Historical Association, consisting of
professors, teachers. specialists and
others interested in the advancement Of
history in this country. Albany
Journal.
The New Haven Register saws;
dudley Buck has politely declined tine
degree Of Doctor of Music conferred
by Yale College, giving it as his OPin-
ion that American colleges cannot con-
fer such a degree. This should convince
Yale College authorities of the utter
absurdity OF continuing their generOs-
ity in this direction.
Mr.. Charles g. Leland gives some
interesting facts in regard to the prac-
teal utility of the Philadelphia Indus
trial Art School, for which he has done
so much. al have ascertained by ex-
pertinent, - he says, '|that under a real
~ first class, highly intelligent artist
teacher, school-.h ldren. while main
tanning high averages in other studies.
can, every one, earn from three dollars
to even five dollars by wood carving
two afternoons in the week. Any pupil,
after from fifty to one hundred lessons,
can do this in several branches. s"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land once at Kirwin. Kansas.

Land Office at Kirwin. Kansas.
Sl97 Nov. 3, 1884,
Notice IS hereby given that the follow
Ing-named settler has filed Notice Of his
intention TO make final proof in support
of his claims and that said proof viii be
made before the Clerk District Court OF
Probate Judge at Phillipsburg, Kansas,
on December %, 1884, viz:
Herbert Robinson,
d s 20O34, for the hi sW or section Is.
town 2 range 10. He names the fol-
lowing witnesses to prove his confirm
Gus residence upon, and cultivation of,
said land, viz: VIM, Cumins, j.. j..
Morton, L. j. Seavey and Joseph Ham,
al OF JimtOWn, Kansas.
john Bissell, Register.
VIM. Bissell. Atty. n8dlS7
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Cigar Store Dead-Heada.

Chow many dead-heads do you sup
pose man in my position has to deal
with every day." asked the proprietor
of one Of the largest cigar stores in the
city last night.
81 really do not know" said the
american man.
'Well, for my own satisfaction, I
kept a record Of a days experience,
and this - taking up piece of paper
lis the result: I6S wanted a light, 81
wanted change, 40 wanted postage
stamps, IL wanted Ice water, Is wanted
TO see the directory, 3 wanted to leave
packages and valises, wanted pens,
ink and paper, 5 wanted the loan Of pen
and ink only, 5 wanted the scrap ends
of tobacco aud 32 wanted private favOrs
"a grand dead-head total OF 352. HoW's
that?'
Rather bad for you, should say. -
"les, it IS bad, and what's worse,
very few of these people ever buy any
thing For instance, n COuntrvman
came in here to-day with three Valises.
He asked the privilege of leaving them.
OF course granted It. He came in here
three times TO take things out and put
things in. He even went so far as to
use my mirror in arranging his hair
and putting on a clean collar And
dAlet all ne went out without buying 3
cents worth. - Baltimore american.
"A tradesman in the North of France,
in opening a mOney-drawer, found
scraps which, on examination, turned
out to be the paper of the Bank Of
France. Five notes of a thousand
francs each had been apparently de-
strOyed, and it was asoertained that the
culprit could only be q mouse. A trap
was set to catch the thief. the remnants
IN the drawer were carefully collected,
and an hour later the nibbler was taken.
Immediately the mouse was con
veyed 70 q veterinary surgeon, put TO
death and dissected. It's stomach con-
tanned the undigeSted meal Of paper.
The pieces were matched and gummed
together.-C Chicago Journal
Our importation of bananas has
been doubled since 1881. but 8 striking
offset Is offered TO this increase in the
very aOtable decrease in the importa-
ton Of oranges. the most popular of all
the imported fruits. The deficiency
seems to have been partially made good
from the orange groves Of FlOrida--
q. =. Times.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land Office at Kirwin. Kansas

Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.
8107 October 10, 1884.
Notice is hereby gwen that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice Of his
intention to make final proof in support
Of his claim, and that said proof viii be
made before the Clerk of the District
Court or Probate Judge at Phillipsburg,
Kansas, on November p, 1884 viz:
Samuel E.. GOrdin,
d s No. 1920, for the g hf ne or sec Il
township 2 south Of range 10 west. He
names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and Gull
tiVatiOn Of, said land, viz: John Miller,
0. r. Benedict, John El1line and George
Exline, all of Long Island Kansas.
John Bissell, Register.
VIM. Bissen, atty. O16n2O
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
A Notifying Mistake.

Conductor, viii you please tell me
q what time this train win reach
BostonP"
''Well, really, madam, I can not
say" he replied, punching her ticket
''Isn't it q little sinGularP'' she asked,
somewhat surprised. ''that you can not
give me this information P''
''Not at ali singular. The train may
never reach Boston. but It is due there
at $3.50"
The young woman sank back In her
seat mort1ed that she, q Boston girl,
IN =. Si,sl
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.

Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.
-T794- Aug. 70, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention To make final proof in support
of his claim and that said proof viii be
made before the Clerk Dist. Court or
Probate Judge at PhIllipzburg, Kansas,
on Nov 1884, viz:
Vim A. Buckley,
DIS 1874, for the ne " sW or see Il g,
/, r Is.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon,
and cultivation of said land viz: II. c.
Sheriff.. Peter Basquin and Frank Lusk
IF RIVrtle Kansas and Adam Lingenfelt,
Of Phillipsburg, Kansas
John Bissell, Register,
VIM. Bissell, atty. a28O2
Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
land Office AZ Kiruin- IA

Lanu UInce az hlrWIn, Kansas.
1896 Nov. 3, 1884
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has fled notice of his
intention TO make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof viii be
made before the Clerk District Court or
Probate Judge at PhilliDsburg, Kansas,
on December Is, 1881 viz:
Alfred Smith,
father and heir of VIM A. Smith, de-
ceased for the Sc or section 20, town ?.
range 20. He names the following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence
upon, and cultivation of. said land, viz
d. G. Burlington, F. +. Utter, John
Dillman and l.. B. Roland, all OF Prai-
review, Kansas.
John Bissell, Register.
VIM. Bissell, Atty. n8dlS
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land ONCE at Klrwin, Kansas.

1859 October %, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention TO make final proof in support
of mis- claim. and that said proof win be
made before the Register or Receiver at
KirWin Kansas. ON Dec. u, 1884, viz
j. +. RambO,
HID 1884. for the " hf Sc qr sec town
1 range Il. He names the following
witnesses to prove his continuous resi-
dence upon, amp cultivation Of, said
land, viz: E. S. Whitney, Joel HOOv-
e-. G. Whitney and j. @. HaVOlsy, al
of Republican City, Neb.
OSOd6 John Bissells Register,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land Ono q 80. Kansas.

6O24 Sept. 20, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-nanied settler has filed notice OF his
intention to make final proof In support
of his claim, and that said proof win be
made before the Register or Receiver at
Kirwin. Kansas, Nov. 3, 1884 viz:
Benjamin F. Cave,
Hid 12628, for the NV or sec . town
range II. He names the following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence
upon. and cultivation of, said land, viz I:
d. r. Potts, Benjamin T. Marks, Viii
liam LOwrey and John Frazier, all Of
Republican City Neb.
O2n6 John BisFell, Register.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land Office at Kirwin Kansas
g October 5, 1884.

Land Office at kirwin Kansas
1869 October 5, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has fled notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
Of his claim, and that said proof viii be
made before the Probate Judge or Dis
trtct Clerk at Phillipsburg, Kansas, on
November 10, 1884, viz:
Francis Kerr,
d 1877 for the hf NV or section 5
town / range Il. He names the follow
ing witnesses To prove his continuous
J residence upon, and cultivation Of
said land, viz: Francis
Fees, Alexander Tenant, Edward Nc
Dougal and William McEarlin, all Of
Republican City, Neb-
John Bissell, Register.
AIcElrOy & Mccormick, AtJ'ys. O9n13c
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Joseph S. Friant,
Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.
8I87

Land Once az NlrWIn, hansas.
8I87 Nov. ], 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof viii be
made before the Clerk District Court or
Probate Judge at PhilliPsburg, Kansas,
on December 10, 1884, viz:
CLANCY Fleming,
Hid 1918, for the " hf sW or section 10,
and e hf Sc or section 9 town range I9.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence uDou,
and cultivation of said land, viz: Geo.
Nash, of GOOde, Kas., L. G. Pilsbury
of Long Island, Kas., VIM. Beaveus, OF
Lewisburg, Neb., and j. Hilton, Of Lew
isburg, Neb. John Bissell, Register.
G. A. Spaulding, Atty. nSd13
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08

l1luu OILLVG al JlIIWIU AdLi5tlss
1888 October 81, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
Of his claim. and that said proof viii be
made before the Register or Receiver at
Kirwin, Kansas, on Dec. 1, 1884, viz;
Albert MaXfield,
Hid 1888, for the NV or sw or sec so, I I
r Il. and the n hf Sc or and sw or Sc Or
sec %, T 4, r 10. He names the toll
lowing witnesses to prove his continu-
GUS residence upon, and cultivation Of,
said land, viz: Allen Enyart, Vim.
Hubble, w. T. Fix and John w Kidd,
all of Marvin, Kansas,
O23n29 John Bissell, Register.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08

Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lOWing-desCribed school land situated
in Phillips county. State OF Kansas, viii
be offered for sale "a the highest bidder
at the Trsasurer's Ofics in the city Of
Phillipsburg, on the 18th day OF EOVem-
Der, 1884, Between the hours Of 10 a. n,
and P. NJ, tO-Wit:
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
I'D Ofica at KirWin, Kansas

Sl2O Oc1. Is, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing. named settler has filed notice Of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof win be
made before the Register or Receiver
at KirWin, Kansas, on Nov. %, 1884 +,
viz:
John Frazier,
HID 1896, for the ne Or sec 90, town /
range L.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon 8,
and cultivation of, said land, viz: B. F,
ave, Ben Marks, Peter Marks and
John Frazier all of Republican City.
Neb. John Bissell,
oct23nOv22 Dodge, Chaplin & Dodge.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.

Land Office at Kirwin, Kansas.
~ Oct. p, 1884
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lOwing-named settler has fled notice of
his intention to make final proof in sup
port Of his claim and that said proof
will be made before the Clerk District
Court or Probate Judge, at Phillips
burg, Kansas, on November q, 1884,
viz:
Joseph S. Friant,
HE no. 17183, for the 8 hf Sc or Sc or
sw or sec "A, and ne or NV or sec %,
town s range 10 west. He names the
following witnesses to prove his cOntin-
uOus residence upon, and cultivation Of,
said land, viz: Robert Mcpherson. Of
Dickeyville, Kansas, and Z. A. Caswell,
w. H. Phillips and Frederick Robinson
of JimtOWn, Kansas.
John Bissell, Register.
G. w. StinsOn, Atty. O23n22
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land ONCE at KirWin, Kansas.


S1S4 October 81, 1884.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has Iiled notice Of his
intention To make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof viii be
made before the Clerk District Court or
Probate Judge at PhilliPsburg, Kansas
on Dec Is, 1884, viz
Thomas SHELTON,
D S 1984z, for the Sc or sec II town 2
range 70. He names the following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence
upon, aud cultivation of said land, viz t:
G ". Monsby, James Hopper S Mel
lon and George Tsunahlll, ali Of Dick
eyVille. Kansas.
John Bissell, Register
VIM. Bissell, Atty. n6dl3
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Land Office at KIrwin, Kansas.
October Z. 1884

Notice is hereby given that follow
UNCLAIMED settler has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the Clerk
Dist. Court or Probate Judge at Phil
lipsburg, KAN, on Nov. ID, 1884. viz:
Thomas Nixon,
HID. No. 1871, for the W hf ne or and
e hf NV or Section 8, township l
south of Range Il west. He names
the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cult
walton of said land, viz: Thomas NJ.
Bishop, Joseph Hoover, Adam Rails
Ion and I. O. Hawley. all of Bepubli-
can City. Neb. John Bissell.
VIM BisseIl. Atty. O9Sl3 Register.
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- OuI..r u kirW1n. Kansaa


Lll-LL DL-Loo . MI VIZ ElL-Ll7---o
6192 November L 1884.
Notice Is hereby given that the follow
inc named settler has fled notice Of his
intention to make final proof Ia support
Of his claim, and that said proof win be
made before the Register or RecoiVer at
Kirwin, Kansas, on Dee Is, 1854 viz;
/. s. PfOst,
Hid 1871, for the ne or NV Or, hf ne
or sec 20 and the nv or NV Or sec q
town 4 range H. He NAMES the follow
ine witnesses 70 prove his continuous
residence upon and cultivation Of, said
land. viz. L. Pee, p. George, John
Hess and John Mercer ali Of MaFViRs
Kansas. John blsselis Register
G.. =. Mcneil Au'Y. nSdl5P
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
Sale of School Land.

Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-described school land situated in
Phillips County, State Of Kansas, will
be offered for sale to the highest bidder
at the Treasurer's office in the city of
Phi ipsburg, Phi Ups county, kansas,
OH Saturday the 22nd day of Novem-
Der. 1884. between the hours oflO A. NJ.
and p. NJ, tOwit:
description. va ne per acre.
Ne / NV I S3.25
ST I - 3.25
NV " 400
Sc / Sc + 800
ne 800
OF section So town 3 range % west.
ID. L. Smith,
$50 County Treasurer.
Phillips Comfy, Kansas.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-11-08
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.


observed Mrs. Anger, ''my husband IS
the most absent-minded man 1 ever
saw" els that SOP" Eyes. He hash t
had any mind Of his own since we were
married. IN 2. Graphic.
Professor, to class in surgery
''The right leg of the patient, as you
see, is shorter than the left, IN eOnse-
quence of which he limps. Now. what
would you do in q case of this kind?''
Bright student-''Limp, too. ~ 7.
Herald.
The 6end-
He drops in now to call upon
The editor or printer.
Aud closes carefully the door
He left ajar last winter.
At the recent Madison Garden
horse show it was no uncommon sight
to see beautiful girls kissing the ami
mails on their velvety noses. The tan
talizing spectacle made lots Of dudes
wish they had been born with short ears
and no bray.-N T. Tribune.
-Student-''Heat expands and cold
contracts" Professor Correct. Give
an example" Student-"During the
summer the affections of city people for
their country relations expand and in
winter they contract. PHILADELPHIA
CAL.
First old gentleman who is that
handsome young man standing there?"
Second ditto That's my daughters
husband very brilliant young man he
made a fortune through the law. "
First o. g.-''Indeedr Second o. g
Eyes; the law made me his father
Harvard LGnpOOn.
"A lemonade man on a Hudson Riv-
er excursion boat is said to have sold
ten thousand glasses of lemonade on
one excursion not long ago, and he had
half of the lemon left for the next DAVIS
trip up the river. Fortunes are rapidly
made in this great land. -LOloeu Citizen.
II can't keep my girls from climb
ing cherry trees" writes an anxious
mother; ''what shall / do about it?''
Well, mother. you can tie them to the
bedpOst or to your apron string, but our
advice is: LET EN- climb" It doesn't
cost any more to set girls arm or leg
than boys, and, beside, girls can
cling as well as boys, and when they
grow up their clinging capacities will
be appreciated. Springfield Mass
Union.
She had just returned from Vassar,
and papa was strOking her hair fOndlY.
II nope my dear said the old man,
''that you haven't acquired any Of the
vulgar slang phrases which so many of
the VsSsar young ladies are said to use. -
you bet I haven't, papa. she said
brightly; when anybody catches me
talking slang be is especially invited to
slug me in the seventh rib" THAT is
right, my daughter; never indulge in
slang. It gives a young lady dead
away. ~. T. Stsal.
What a shocking speaker he is!''
exclaimed lady, abiding to a bOy or
atoT, whose mother was within earshOt
The mother looked up, cast a quick,
sidelOng glance Of rebuke and knit her
brOWs In q frOWn. s'ShOckinCs' said
the first lady's husband What do
you mean?" go, he electrifies his
hearers don't you know?' Then the
fond mother frOwn was chased away
by dozen smiles, and she beamed upon
the speaker during the remainder of the
exercises - Golden Tl0ttq