Daily Republican., 1884-10-27

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And he Needed the warning he met;
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NAN8Y.
Mr Nasty Answers more Cores.
pom de Das.
CoNpKDERiT \. ROADS
tWch is il the state Nv Kentucky,
tcttbef l. 1884.
The mass nv letters in my hands, or
rnther In the bari In wich deposit EN-
after takin out the stamps, is sutbiu
enormous. The,e Ii great deei wv
labor connectid with this mater, and
very small pay. Not one Dimocrat in
twenty sends me stamps, for the rea.
son, 'spose, that not one IN twenty
ever yoose en, ard know nuthin about
EN-. And when the proporsben who
send stamps wich hev hin yoosed is
considered, the biznis beco mes dishar
TENN In the eggstreem. The most nv
EN- 60 20 great trouble to pull stamps
off NV letters to remit to me, and when
remons'ratid With, answer by sayin
that they wonder Of think that they
WuS 5hth hJcotb GO Va bChu boS Staupo'
Why" say they, I've kin dispose
NV moo stamps ez well ez 700 kin. Our
groceryman takes stamps Nv US for
drinks"
The trouble with the Dimocrisy Is
they all cherish thirst, while but few
bev the means to satisfy itl Wat Dim
ocrisy wants IL capytle, and / amt
shoor but we she1 hev to 90 back to the
advocacy NV Fiat money. Priptin is
cheep, and wat is easier than to pay the
printer nv tbe notes in the notes them
selves? That solves the hull fiuapshel
problem. Tho follerin letters contained
the rehi.it stamps
Morals ,-Shelbyville, Illinoy. No, /
thank 700. l decline TO agin interview
Mrs. Marian Halpin, the former love NV
our noble Reform standard barer, ex-
Sheriff Cleveland. / wuZ sent to see
her wunst, 10 prokoor from her affy.
davit that the statement Nv that Bap-
fist min lister, Ball, NV Buffalo, concern
ing her and leveland, was a fabri.
cashen, and l don't want TO do it agin.
Ez entered her home on the Hudson,
she wuz siDgin to her boy the follerin
tetchin ditty.
(PlatntiveIy.)
Z" I've letter from your sire,
Baby mine, baby mine.
Two letter nom your sire,
baoy mine.
(fxuItingly.)
He Is now a candidate,
And II may be, dear, your fate,
In the v hits House hall TO chine,
BABY mine, baby mine,
In the " lite House hal to shine,
B-a-a-a-by mine.
tFeroshusly.)
He would shake your dear mamma,
ably mine. baby mine,
He would Bnake your dear mamma,
Baby mine.
Hut In and out OF prizn,
| Ill swear that you are hizzen.
(ssill more 'eIoshus and vindictive)
hev got him in my CLAW,
baby mine. baby mine.
l hev got him In my claw,
Bs-a ably mine"
She remarkt TO me that Grover wuz
not espeshly ashamed NV her, but she
| wnz most hartily ashamed NV Grover,
and utter ly refoozed to make any state.
ment SIGH ez l wantid, remarkin that
she Good suffer in silence, ez other un.
forchnit wimmen he'd done afore. How.
| ever Their wuz sum consolashen. Sc
long ez the names of Henry Ward
Beecher and Grover Cleveland wuz re-
membertd, 80 long wood Marian Halpin
and Elizabeth Tilton be attached to EN-
They wuz the tin kittlns tied to the two
biggest dorgs nv the age, and the dorgs
| G OOdont move without The tin kittles
rattlin. She still he'd hopes that Cleve-
land wood do her jestis. She wu2
eggspectin every day that he wood senj
fer her son, Oscar Folsom Cleveland, to
accompany him in his toors thro the
kentry, and likewise that shood he be
elected he wood take both NV EN- to the
With House.
700 kin easily comprehend" sed
she, Why stick to the truth In thif
matter. Eff l tell a lie ard deny the
trooth Nv Rev. Balls statemence,
hev no clame on him after his eleck
shun. Then l don't think that his
affair with me will lose him any votes
anyhow. The Southern Dimocrasy
which remember Their privileges when
/ they owned male servance, and female
servance, will not mind little thing
like this, aud in the north the question
NV post-offisis overshadow 1t. Beside,
this the DiDocrasy, sence..tbis matter
wuz made public, are not maxim moral,
the ishoo this year They perpose u
make it the ishoo sum other yeer but
will not do 1t this yeer."
Good get nuthin out NV her and left
am taking her Rdyice and advocatir
the elecshun NV Cleveland simply or
the ishoo NV reform.
i PUZzLED, PlCKvILLE, Pa.-Ef, ez
700 say, the eggsaos half NV yoor vote d
lPertektive Tariff and tother half Free
Trade 700 are In suthin nv tite place
but yoJr way out Is easy. Refoose tc
discuss tho Tariff question at all, on the
ground that it isn't q perlitikle ishoo.
but merely lokle question, and sale In
heavy fur reform and persnel purity Nv
candidates.
STANDBY, AsHTABULA, Ohio.-In
your kentry say nothin about Hendrix,
ez In that seckshun his war record
amt popelar. Bare down heavy on
Cleveland, for nobody knows about him
anyhow.
Cirkelate in your naberhood, espeshly
among your old comrades that wuz
with Price, Hendricks speeches doorin
the war, and also his war record, witch
send you. fetch Cleveland ez litely
ez possible, and procoor lot NV por.
trates NV Hendrix. Any confedrit
soljer wood vote for Hendrix after see
in portrate NV him. Use portrates Nv
Cleveland only in bar-rooms Ez to
Cleveland's moral character 700 hev a
CRATE many defences witch hev bin fur
nisht by his friends NV the press and
on the platform. l hev compiled a
list NV the defences fur Cleveland witch
hev gathered, and 700 may take your
choice Nv them. Don't deny the Hal.
pin biznes at all, fur it is too late fur
that, but yoose any one of the follering
Moo York Posts. amt the
highest virchoo anyhow, espeshly ez a
great many hez been onchaste and
onchastity rather improves a man than