The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-04-24
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rate he prslsss 81 Utica sLeuld b. IN ~
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Cod G~srgs l.. Psrhiss Of Norwich,
Coca, sho 10 siss,y sir ysafs old, ssid In
rsrsls isisrisv II have barred sia
t.Gaily PLyslsisas and ssiii i,s
Ne. ssid HE dragsist. ''thsrs 10 sot
sesL a. ssfsI profit % glass u ssds
ssief Yen sss. ihs wear ssd tear 90 the
s..@s sscssss 10 ssssaAias
DID you reveal ysas ilsstiiyT'
ssisd Me- York politsciss u sss VI Lis
nlsaos. well. yss jasi b., didnL !
is., told L.G .bs | vss ssl il broLs Lin
slI up
'tsl't s6ud but ess Hover On ny
hat. shs ssid 10 the niiliner. well.
sL.ss .,ll you have ~" As ! eli ssIs
10 lbs aide ssll 10 church. you may put II
ca ". side ssls 10 The congregation.
A miii,sss 10 tsvs ssksd customer
Les she would have her bonsst trimmed.
Ths is'.sr ss,d shs d,dt sass nssh vhai
aas on The outside. but sLs wasted soms
sssd eide ''j.s sir,nss"
~A Maine girl. sisos her rsturs from
the ''sssasDy.p - sLiaslsd the bsrs. the
old mss's hair. asd II ssat Of Der littls
bfosbsfs trousers. Some yousg fellow
ought to pay her board.
"A bhnarsk woman says she can pot
her baby 10 sleep In tee nisutss BY sing
ins. 'Svsss y,oIsis." The kseuisg lilils
one probably fsigns sleep 70 ct hsr 70
stop tive noise.
- Tbs late husband uho renewed bic |
boots In the h.ll, thinking 10 steal up
stain without waking bis wife. end found
iLsi shs vas watching him from ths lsOd.
Ing. sdmitted thst Il vas boobies n
tsnpt
"a patent medicine test mopial says:
For sia months l vas unable TO lie on
NV back Since usiss your Magical
Proposition / s. an sbls to lie easily"
An illustrated article on Jspsssss art.
IN an April magazine. sLsws "A Man
Writing = Poem" From the tortured,
sIpressisa Of the mans face
ss iai.r that the poem is comic one
- Bismarck celebrated his 80 Birthday
~ Tuesday. Among the presents received
ssrs sosic~ Of bis rs.isnssisn from Mn.
lister Sargent and couple Of Inks " Gin
rinaaii sausage wrapped up IN = copy Of
bis speech IN the Lasksr resolutions from
Tom 0ehiltres.
There Is no trouble these muddy
imss 10 msk young man stick 10 his
srm. All ,onwill havs 70 do 10 10 get
hc man 10 Try aud valk across . Ten
'crs loi that ~ss pleughed last fall. He'll
i,hsr carry tie Let around On his boots Or
lick tight ~hsrs 10 is.
--''Jsbnsy," asked . Marathon lady Of
~ atchis, 'vhy don't yss. mother sew up /
hat Lole Ia ysur ssssi II has Lssa there
~o weeks. nov" ''OL, she csa't. She's
'us, ss.iIg on crazy quilt to beat Mrs.
onss.
No, said Mrs. McGill, I'VE don't
elsir''. All Feels Day At our house. :
he Squire never pays asv attention 10 b
ollo~ days. and a. Ter me. I feel just a. r
oolisL ons day - snotLss." lP
MsI sho wear fur ovsrcsats can't BE-
30 csrsisl whom they are in The sountry. :
J man aP 10 Maiss vas going through
. weeds, and happened 70 drop his ksifst
|, a! SNOW. He got dswa 70 hust for il,
nd or looking up bshsld hinssli sur.
'uadsd BY seven huatsrs, Who we're gsinR
} shoot hin for . bear. :,
Il noticed that . Spanish girl Of my !,
'quaistascs. says . Madrid correspon. =,
ant held her fan half opss. asked The =
ailssspby Of Ne thisg. sway you "a
osIdst Asvs me held il asy ether way, D'
sala ysn!" What di6srsass dees i p.
Aks' IAN The difference. II I kept II +,
'ss'l J. IN skss me hate You. Heaven
rsiil And il opss Il vide il nssss I e =.
'-vs yen" Al she bssaa to opss il
-"D'ht they have asy Are in this carr"
k-d l.sssnger Of drammsr. THE,
yer do, replied the drunmsr. .'Hcv q
THAR" why, because this is such .
- rosd thai uhsa man fssls cold h
supposed to Get out and walk aloss bs.
e shs trails for several miles 70 GET biz
,oi 10 circulation.
-"Hsllo. hsndsrsonl'' said NJ. Great p
art TO Lis old friend the ether day; II y
= Jour salary hss Lssu raised Yea I
'i'ri Hspssnos. "Hos much sra ysu
s'as Ios. cid fsllovf" qssrisd he
i'osspher. ''sSsveaty.A Sollsss Oh
nth. the sss~sr ''Sevsaty Ave DOL.
. a meath sjsculstsd Mr. Grssthsart
", you sers gsi.iag hundred bsioss.
-. tsos The faiss | got i apt