Daily Republican., 1884-02-20
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Sun rises 6.45. Sun sets 5.43.
Ohristtield & Best.
Agents for Dnnlap'S Hats.
Ru M fOrd Brothers,. HAttefs.

Christteld & best.
Agents for Dnnlap's Hats.
Ru umfOrdBrOtheTs, Hatters.
Good scissors and pocket Ives at 99,. stor
Family coal, Sheward, GA W. Front st.
Good -four 21Sc b, Front and Madison st.
City Laundry, Sixth and Shipley streets.
Millard F. Davis, jewelers. +. and street.
Wringers sold and repaired, at 3l3 Shiple,
The Colley Wringer is the best. 1913 Shipley
q. $. Humphrey & Bro, .,hatters,sO Marke
Fine Is X. Rings, at Hanf, IL t. Fourth 81
Gut Flowers at Hayden's, 9th and Shipley
Brazilian Balm. coughs and colds, 10 cts
| Coffee roaster, 400 King street. Fresh roast
ed daily.
DR.. harmon may be consulted at his office
No. 1924 Camac street, Philadelphia.
A strange face recently appeared In oul
midst. 1t was the face OF the sun.
Winter is the only thing that can how
around after its backbone is broken.
| Do you know why men are like highway
robbers No? Because they lay for men.
Catalogue of Roses at Hayden's, 9th and
Shipley.
1t is now some tin Q since an Irish agitator
In this country was invited to take drink.
Great rush for Minett's photographs, only
81 per dozen, at Westcott and Cummings,
3O2 Market street.
Take your children to Westcott T. Cum.
| nings for fine Photographic, 302 Market
street. Successor to the late j. X. Sutterley
Take your babies to Holland's, s07 Market
street. and have their pictures taken BY tho
instantaneous process.
II you want good smoke or good chew,
L.. -
He keeps fine stock.
Telegraph boys become very expert run
ners. They practice running every day
wnen going to dinner.
The Burlington "Hawkeye man says
powder is like money. It's awfulIy hard to
hold after it begins to 20.
Ifyou turn down coal oil lamp when not
needed, 1t will smell. Ifyou don't turn Gown
gas when not needed the bill will smell.
A Kentucky woman has a mania for col
lecting GuttOns, but what the world needs is
a woman with mania for sewing on buttons.
The New Orleans " Picayune" says the
preferred creditor is the one who will wait
the longest for his pay.
The cashiers wife who Is anxious to figure
well in society, is often to blame for her hus-
bands faulty figuring as an accountant.
Consumptives call on your Druggist and
CovERY. N. b. DantOrth.
Yerger at 4o5 Shipley street, sells the best
Frames. Sells all the latest styles, sells the
most frames, and sells them the lowest by
far and, don't you forget it.
We nay be tiendish, but we can't help wish
Ing that the wicked MormOps could be com
PEELED 10 listen to lecture by Rev. Joseph
Cook.
The distillers of Cincinnati have been
flooded out, and the citizens are reconsider
ing their action in regard to receiving aid
from outside.
1t is reported that base bail pitcher bas
been offered $25, 900 for this season." Her
ald." Yes, 1t is true. You see we want him
for sporting editor.
1t is said that the hemp along the Ken
lucky side of the Ohio river is water-rotted.
and numerous citizens are breathing easier
In consequence thereof.
An Italian iourna list, describing the Amer.
can girl says she is ike champagne"
Yes, she Is expen live. - Lowell " Citizen"
True, and durinS leaD-y ear she pops.
"Never buy a toly Ofa picture. -" Rusk
in." Get the original or none. Never buy a
copy OF a newspaper either. Secure the Origi-
nal manuscripts or 20 without.
When you fall down and bump your head
seriously Just laugh long and heartily. This
will take the wind out of the sails OF the BY
ISLANDERS and make them mad.
A ready made re ;oinder. He" You made
a fool OF me when l married you, ma'ani.' .
She" Lor You always told me you were
a sci lfmade man ~
Things one would rather have left unsaid.
Dearest friend (admiring the new portrait)
-" How sweet How charming How pretty!
And yet so like!'
New York has fve.cent lodging houses
but that does not help the class of people who
had rather sleep out-Of doors than go with
out glass Of beer.
A Cincinnati man driven to the roof by
the foods. would take bricks fir m his chin
ney to burl at the man who cane by in
b cat and said d word against the climate
ofCincinnati.
1t is thought that In another week eggs
W fall so much in price that both Gould
and Vanderbilt will be able once more to
buy them by the dozen instead of by the
piece.
A French cOnnoisseur claims that Irish
women have the most beautiful hands In the
world. The trouble Is. though, that constant
rubbing against a wash bard deiracts from
their beauty.
The actor down to the footlight strode;
His str des they were immense,
And from his parted lips there flowed
A stream of eloquence.
What caused the actors head to spin,
And his sight to leave him there?
Twas the blaze Of the plumbers diamond
pin
Which CLEANED in an orchestra chair.