The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1884-05-22
NOrEs AID NOrf0 Ms

i SNO40S 49, 1NO@40 49,
The stock-gambler and the money Of
other people are soon parted.
The suspicion 70 growing that Grant
& Ward were connected in some way
with morning daily paper IN = small
town.
All of the four new Methodist bishops
are ex.journalists. The advantage Of
making proper stats In life cannot be
estimated.
The figures of some of the Wall street
failures can not be what the parties &C
tuslly lost, but what they expected to
make and didn't.
When it's too wet TO work corn it Is
always dry enbdgh TO 30 70 circus.
There are no Esx breaks IN tie great
economy OF mature.
Rev. Joseph Oopk Is devastating Utah.
1t is extremely cheering TO note that
ths gods have finally obtained mill
site in that territory.
EmmeF Abbott has come out cold and
fiat for General Sherman for president.
That Will settle it 30 far Is Kansas City
and Tombstone are concerned.
The total cost of crematIng body, in.
Guiding hssrse hire and the return of the
ashes, is $45. We believe that system
that gives the widow as good q chance
as that Is bound to become popular.
The khsdive OF Egypt says he wants
$50, 600 right away. We are real
sorry we cannot help the khedive out.
Please apply to Ferdinand Ward, New
York. He can tell you how to get It real
quick.
Norriston Herald: An article en-
titled decline o. the Bailey appcars in
an English magazine. We haven't read
it to discover what the ballet declined;
butif 1t declined to leave off any more
clothes it deserves our warmest com.
mendation.
The senate committee on the agrIcul-
tural appropriation bill has increased
The item for sorghum experiments from
5000 to $4,000 and have added $780,
600 for sinking artesian wells to reclaim
arid lands, besides recommending $780,.
OO0 for encouraging silk culture.
From the fruit belt along the east
shore Of Lake Michigan all reports con-
CUR in the promise of fine crop or all
kinds of fruit grown in that locality.
Barring accidents Of season the fruit
crop will be one of the largest gathered
in that famous fruit region
The House of Representatives de-
serves, We think. the undying gratitude
of the country for refusing to reduce the
duty on works of art. 1t would,
indeed. have been fatal
error to have passed a meas
ure which would bring the plaque in
dustry of America into competition with
the pauper labor OF Europe.
Bank officers who are also spectators
are suffering severely in public estima
ton. The way to cure the evil is fOl
the public generally to have nothing to
do with banks managed by known spec
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part of the latter to use other peoples
money where they risk their own. Fol
an ILLUSTRATION of this, note the develop
ments In New York last week. Tit
lesson should not be suffered to pass on
of memory with the disappearance o.
the stockholders panic.
1t don't work well for married maj
to carry in his pocket set of false teeil
belonging 70 another woman. A New
York man, who must have been excited
about the Wall street panic. did this las
week. The wife, being of an inquIrini
turn of mind, found the teeth, and iden
titled them as the property of her rival
The first scene of what followe'
was in the bed room. The second wa
in the court room, and though there is
paucity OF details. enough is known I
warrant the assertion that 1t is not bes
for a man to carry another woman
store teeth" about as souvenirs of love
Such indulgeuces are rather calculate
to disturb the harmonies of marie
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