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cAUsTIc COMMENTS.

IL would be sad sha4 Traveller Blaine
miss his train in Ohio O., norrow week
PHILADELPHIA Tino.
Mr.. Blaine has a fine chance to chalk
OF Ohio men as future Office holders
PHILADELPHIA Times.
Perhaps Belva Lockwood can tell Us
what becomes of the pins2
No Presidential candidate eau kiss the
babies half so gracefully as Mrs. Lock
wood. -Rochester Post Express.
1t is now claimed that Mn. Lockwood
hugs a delusion. Win the campaign
Of SANDER never end2-Rochesicr Post
Eepres.
Candidate Belva Lockwood is very con
6dent Of success. She has already called
at the White House to see if it has closets
enough CAL
The public Is beginning TO lose all in
teTest in the fact that Mrs. Lockwood is
running for the Presidency. II never was
4 very interesting sight to see 4 woman
run, anyway.-Lo,ooH Citizen.
I'VE must always have the ladies on
our side, says the artful Mr.. Blaine.
There is one lady who will not be caught
with this taffy. She is the young, the
beautiful, the accomplished, the fascinat-
ing Belva Ann Lockwood -Lonistille
Couuier. Journal
A Western mugwump sat down on a
keg of giant powder and smoked a pipe.
His present address will never be known.
-Neio York journal
Ii is rumored that Miss Becky Jones
would accept second place on the Lock
wood ticket if it were rendered her. II
elected she would show the people that
she could keep a State secret-Ner Tork;
Journal
Speaking Of Mr.. Blaine: When a boy
he received a good education and early
learned the value of money C Cincinnati
Commercial Gazcftc.
, 1884-10-10

We have by far the LARGEST GROCERY STORE IN THE TERRITORY
and carry the largest and most complete stock. We buy for spot cash in the
very best markets. and cannot or viii not be pnd@sod. To RANCH and
SrocKNEN re offer special inducements, and viii guarantee 70 save them
money IN the purchase of their supplies We handle the very best quality u
goods that al be bought and guarantee weight and quality Of ever
article
Call and see US, and we will do you good.
U. III. Go.
, 1884-10-10


In response TO a letter from Mr.. X c. Tap
ley mo relation Of Mark Tapley), OF Indian
town, N. b., Mr.. Bill Nyo gives the following
warning and chunk Of advice TO young writ
ers;
DEAR Sm-Your favor OF the 10Th inst
with Enclosure, was received, and the "baled
hay mailed herewith.
do not generally advise young men to
monkey with literature, but you seem TO have
been moderately successful 30 far, and 1t
might be well to give It a thorough trial
Nou should use great care, however, In
selecting the field OF literature which you in
tend 10 peIspire in.
DO not be a humoristl II you are a hui
morist everybody else will haye more fun out
of 1t than you will. You will make some
money out of IL II you get the genuine afia-
tus, but you won't ave any fun Huinorists
do not have fun. IL is all a mistake. / am
acquainted with one, and he says he has not
smiled since he lost his wins Once l heard
Of a humorist who had laughed twice in ono
summer, and ] hunted him out.
He was not a humorist. hut had some other
trouble, the name OF which has escaped my
mind.
, 1884-10-10

| can offer a line OF companies, comprising some
OF the Oldest and largest In the world, able to
carry any amount that may be offered, at ade-
quate rates. with undoubted ability to pay, In
case of loss.
The best Is the cheapest, therefore call and
see me. get figures and be convinced.
Fl. s. OLIVER, b
Agent and Adinster.
Successor to E.P. SNOW.
, 1884-10-10
POLITICS nj TRADE.
what the Old Man Would DO with
His Sons and Son-in-LaNw.

what the Old Man Would Do with
His Sons and son-in-LaV.
lChicago Herald 1Train Talk y
An old colored man plies his trnde OF boot
blacking at a stand in the Union depot at
Columbus He is one Of those bright-looking
old chaps hat everybody likes TO talk TO.
Well, pap inquired one OF his customers
a few days ago, "you are for Blaine, amt
your
Dunno bout that, sab. Who's yo' for
"Oh, I'm a Blaine man every day in the
week"
"So'm /, boss. Blaine am de man Ny
two sons an my son-in-law's TO- Cleveland,
but III bring 'em ovah-I1l fla EN- Nevah
yo' feahf"
The customer was well pleased, both with
the old mans work and his words, and gave
him u quarter.
Did / hear you say you were for Cleve-
landr inquired the next customer.
"G'way. What's an ole man like me got to
do with politcsf'
swell, you ought TO vote for Cleveland.
Blaine's a fraud. Why didn't he go TO the
war;
Jus what l was tellin' dat odder gemman
I'm TO- Cleveland early an late boss. My
two sons and my son-in-law's TO Blaine, but
I'm talkin' en- ovah-r1l fetch EN-. No
Blaine in mine, sab"
The Democrat was 20 well pleased that he,
too dropped a quarter into the old mans
hand.
The next customer was a Prohibitionist
After learning this fact the old darky was
for St John, and was loud in his boasts az to
no was going 70 do with his sons and
son in-iaw. His reward was ~ cents.
The fourth man to.occupy the chair hap
pencd to be for Butler. After ascertaining
this by his usual non-committal caution, the
old sinner came out for the Peoples party
and repeated his flexible story about his sons
and his son-in-law. Reward, Is cents
~See here, you black rascal exclaimed a
bystander who had overheard the converse
tons, what do you mean by talking like
thisi You ought To be ashamed OF yourself. "
"Nevah you min boss. Dis hyah son know
what he's about-res' you min easy on dat
l ahinna To- all. | doaa.m
, 1884-10-10

@. @. Shayne. the well known Wholesale Fur
Manufacturer. 100 Prince street, New YORK,
VIII sell elegant Fur Garments AT netail az low
VIII Afford a splendid opportunity 10 purchase
strictly reliable fur direct fnam manufacturer.
Tree.
, 1884-10-10

An old insurance man tells The st. Louis
Post Dispatch that it Is an infallible rule that
CONGREGATIONS follow depression in a trade,
particularly II over-production and over
stocking are apparent. He says: Insurance
companies are often accused OF being too
suspicious and critical. but l could tell you
stories Of frauds that are almost incredible.
remember having the buttons counted in "A
burned clothing store once, 10 prove fraud,
and the result was proven by the discovery
OF the goods secreted in a barn. make it a
principle never TO accept appearances on a
Nra -
, 1884-10-10
rHr KrNrucKrAN N nosroR.


lANtN Aplh DbAAsl
aSay, Johnny, stop, and show ms to a tavern
or an inn
Where / can get a brandy-smash, or else a
whisky-skfn.
And, if you steer me rightly, I've a quarter
for you, bub,n
Said "A Granger from Kentucky 10 Il school
boy in the Hub.
II scarcely grasp your meaning, for the
speech is crude and vile.
Can you quote me aught from Spencerf Do
you ever read Cerlylef
And do you think the doctrines Of metempsy-
Ghosts goodf'
Asked the little boy from Boston Of the suf-
ferer from the hood-
Then that hony-handed Bourbon straight
upon the pavemen. Topped,
And had hfty-four commissions in succession
ere he stopped
And when some three weeks after be arrived
at home again,
In the country Of the Blue Grass, ho WIS
hopelessly insane.
, 1884-10-10
In n show window.

A St Louis s~how-window artist made a
miniature Brooklyn bridge out of tape and
spoos Of thread, n 1t attracted much at
%tention, as did also IA perfect model OF an
elevated railroad in operation. including an
engine and train and Il block OF buildings
alongside. The entire structure was made OF
button caniS By the way, artistic window
dnessers command good salaries
, 1884-10-10

The Chicago News on the Blaine Hlpnodrome.
Xenia was the principal intermediate
point on the trip. II is the home of
Whitelaw Reid. Its inhabitants boast Of
their education and culture. A c~onspicu-
ously displayed motto on a huge muslin
background read as follows The Re
publican party IS the patron Of colleges
and schools" Walker Blaine nearly
tainted at the sight
, 1884-10-10

According to the New York Dramatic
Mars, Miss Rose Eytinge's Felicia is
now n Of the most perfect and splendidy
rounded and polished transformations
seen on any stage.
, 1884-10-10
Published Daily. Except Monday.
RATES OF ADVERTISING.

No advertisements inserted for less man Is
cent?.
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, 1884-10-10

Protection. No
such prOtectlon
against chtils and
and other
diseases OF q mala-
rial tYpe exists AS
Hos ers Stoln-
ach Blttefs, II re-
neves constipation,
liver disorders,
rheumatism. kid
ney and bladder
ailments with GER
tainiY and pn0mp-
fifude. A change,
as gratifying rs II
Is complete, soon
tax Is place In the
appearance, AS well
as the sensation. Of
the wan and hag-
gard invalid who
uses this standard
18TH. For sale by
,erally.
, 1884-10-10

These Stirrups are manufactured in any
widths desired and plated with heavy
galvanized iron. Patent Hanged revolt
wing, malleable iron roller. Swedes iron
bolt, making them far superior to any
stirrup now in use
For sale by dealers in saddlery in Den
yer, Pueblo and Durango, Colorado, and
by
E. a.
and j. -. COLLINS eco.
CHEYENNE. WYO.
, 1884-10-10

Ask for Wells Rough on Corns." Is
cents Quick, complete cure. Hard or
soft eons, warts, bnnions.
, 1884-10-10

The hest smoking tobacco Is Little
Joker.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Games lo St 70 l5is44lI3g 70! iOas $3.50 4OlsIo42.
SUMMARY,
TIE TURF.
Pimlico Races.

BALTIMORE, MD, October lG.-The
second day of the races under the
auspices Of the Jockey Club attracted q
large attendance at Pimlico. The weather
was cool and bracing. The track was in
fairly good condition.
First Race-One mile, for all ages, for
purse Of $500: Rica won Ia | AS 81
Mammonist, second; Checkmate, third.
Mutuals paid 1885.
Second Race-Oriole handicap for
purse Of $500; is miles: War Eagle,
first; Heel and Toe, second; Referee,
third. Time, 300 3.4. Mutuas paid
$3.50.
Third Race--Selling race for all ages;
purse of $500; IA miles; Marmaduke,
first; Hartford, second; Bessie, third.
Time, 2;l3. utuals paid $3.50.
Fourth Race-One and fve-eighths
miles, for purse of $500; Fosteral won
Ia 1855; Referee, second; General Mon.
roe, third. Mutuals paid $36.40.
Fifth Race-Mile heats for three-year-
olds, for purse of $500; Thackery won
In two straight heats, with Lady Land,
second. Time, l:45 l.2 and LAG. Mu-
tuals paid $40. 10 on race. Chantlcleer,
who was tho favorite, ran poorly, and
was distanced In the first heat.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Two Hundred Pounds of Brag and
Blustor Comes Suddenly to
Grief
Butch" Brown Worsted in a Rough and
Tumble Fight by Little Jimmie
Faulkner.
The Generous Conqusror Attacked by
Browns Friends--A Lively Scrim-
mage With a Sudden Ending.

NEW YORK, October l6,--James Faux
ner, the dlminutive Lancashire wrestler,
yesterday whipped Clutch" Brown, a
heavy weight sport, known all over the
country, who has boosted of his ability to
Click John l.. Sullivan in a bar.room
scrap" Faulkner, who, with Benny
Jones, gave an exhibition Of wrestling
on Monday night, when McCaffrcy de-
feated Mitchell, the English champion,
spent Tuesday night In company with
McCaffrey, Billy O'Brlen, ALT Liant,
jimmy Kelley and few others, In visit
ing the sporting houses OF the city.
About two o'clock yesterday morning,
McCafrey left the party and went to his
room at No. 2l5 Seventh avenue aud the
others went to Tom Diapers and
jim Wakely's and thence to the
Putnam House. 1t was after four o'clock
when they arrived there, aud "night-
cap' being proposed, they entered the
bar-room, where "Butch" Brown and
some friends were discussing the merits
of fighters In general and those Of the
famous Clutch" in particular. Brown
boasted loudly of his superiority as a
"scrapper," and aid he could whip
Sullivan pr McChffrey. No one denied
his assertion and he approached F4ulk
ner and said; "You're a wrestler, amt
your"
"Hi-hi profess to lie su.lm'at on wrast-
lin," was the quiet reply.
ave J." said Brown, "you're midget,
and would be but child in my hands. l
can whip any man."
Then Faulkner said: "Nobody ere his
looking for fight, but no I'm is going to
humble ourselves before such asyou. l
think as | can lick you, and right ere,
too.n
Then the giant butted his little antag-
onist and they clinched. In the twink
ling of an eye 220 pounds of "Butch |"
Brown fell to the floor with Faulkner on
top. The latter did not really wish to
hurt his burly adversary, and said: "Eif
yer gives hin, hi'll yer hup." Then
he arose and Brown staggered to his
feet and, Selling water-pitcher,
attempted to brain Faulkner.
ALI Liant andl O'Brien wrested the
pitcher from him and both men ran to the
street There was crowd OF 100 men
gathered and watched Faulkner pick up
and throw Brown heavily several times.
Then Browns friends, who saw that he
was being worsted, attacked Faulkner
whose friends rushed to his rescue ant
the row became general. 1t was {
wild scene and men rolled ovel
and over on the sidewalk. Sew
eE.l men drew revolvers aud mur
DIR seemed imminent, but Faulkner
stopped by butting Brown in the fac,
and rafting him "to sleep" The friends
of Blown stopped fighting and carried
higsto the 7 tnam House, where water
ana aEspoogsA were put into active use
and the crestfallen "Butch" retired.
Faulkner, in relating the facts OF the
case yesterday, said: 1.-THE honly dam.
age as sustained was the loss OF me
blooming AT"
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Doing Michigan.

MUsKEGoN, MICH, October lG.-Blaine
did not arise as early as had been expected
at Grand Rapids this morning, and when
he did get up he was still tired, worn and
unrefreshed. However, the special train
was boarded at nine O'Clock and sped
away toward Lake Michigan, stops being
made at Grandville, Iceland, Holland and
Grand Haven, at which places large
and enthusiastic crowds were In waiting
and cordially welcomed the distinguished
party. Blaine kept his compartment very
closely, and did little or no speech max
ing, that duty devolving on General FIRE.
mont, General Alger and others. The de.
lay In starting this morning 40 shortened
the time that the stops were very brief
"Good morning" aud "Good-bye," was
about all the people got at some of the
stations, though the enthusiasm was very
great. At noon halt was made al
Muskegon, a tremendous crowd being at
the depot.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Lucas County Vote.

TOLEDO, o., October l6.-The official
vote OF Lucas County shows total vote for
Secretary Of State, of 1898; Robinson's
majority, 26s. Johnson has majority
over Martin of 253. Flickinger, for
Board Of Public Works, has l,04+ over
Benfer. The judiciary in this the first
subdivision Of the Fourth District Is still
In doubt; Lennon Dem. }, is thought to
be elected over Dodge (Rep.), and Com
mayer (Dem,), over Wilson (Rep.) This
latter contest is one which Is in
great doubt. Both Dodge and Wilson
have majorities in Lucas County, but 1t
is thought outside majoritles will pull
both Lennon Dem.) and Commager
through. Baldwin (Rep.), for Circuit
Judge, gets $50 majority in Lucas County,
Epson IA, and Haynes All. Lucas
County gives Romeis for Congress 1,609
over Hurd Dem). Official returns from
outside counties are not yet In, but the
Republicans claim the election by 245
votes. The whole Republican County
ticket pulls through. The Republicans
gain 1900 over year ago.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Brighton Beach Races.

NEW YORK, October l6.-Thero was a
fair attendance at Brighton Beach yes.er.
day. The contests were spirited.
First Race-For two.year-olds; FIVE
eightbs mile: Bonnie Bouche, first; Ter
ry Barton, second; Three Cheers, third.
Time, l .04 3-4.
Second Race Selling allowances; one
and oDe-eighth miles: Corsslr, first;
Blizzard, second; Transit, third. Time,
800 81. Mutuals, 846.l0.
Third Racc-Handtcap, one and one
fourth miles: Centennial, first; Wander.
ing, second; Jim Carlisle, third. Time,
cali Ia. Mutuais, e2i.s5.
Fourth Race hreo-ysar. Odds and up
wards; ono mile. Lizzie Mack, first;
lMontauk, second; TUSnado, third. Time,
1,46. Mutuals, e27.i0
Fifth Raco--Anrd1a race, over five
hurdles; one and one-fUurth miles,
Rpchsstsr, hfseE 13sllys ysesnd4 Gsofge
NcCulaoash, thtsl Thss S;M IA.
Mutuals bald, e10.70
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Close Of the Am .rican Association Sea-
son.


ST.. LOUIS, Mo-, October l6.-The sea-
son Of the American Association closed
yesterday, although there is yet a grace
for postponed and unplayed games. The
general results and the placing OF the
mines, however, Is such as precludes the
probability Of there being any more con-
tests. At present the Nets have beyond
question won the highest honors, while
the Columbus have q grip on second
place. The struggle between Columbus,
Louisville, Cincinnati and st. Louis
Clubs has been something unprecedented.
and up to few weeks ago the Nets
position was anything but certain. In
fact 1t Is the impression all over the
country tina the struggle In the Amerl-
can Association this year has been the
most exciting on record, and the games
have In all respects been far in advance
OF the League affairs In point OF fielding,
batting and general excellence in the
spirit manifested in the good OF the Ma
tional sport. Its to be regretted that st.
Louis was unfortunate at Que period by the
breaking down of several of its pitchers,
ucSSIllou VI au III
faithful player at the same time, which
had discouragipg effect on the balance
of the men They have held together
mantully, however, and on their last trip
have played some of the finest ball and
have met with some of the most re-
markabie successes In the history Of the
club. There are many inaccuracies in
the tables published, and so far from Tues
days game counting against St. Louis
in Brooklyn no regular game was ever
stipuated; and If so, Captain Comiskey
had sufficient reasons for not going to
Brooklyn, or an excuse for not making
the bargain. This will improve st. Louis
standing as published. The defeats in
Philadelphia and Baltimore were un-
looked for, and in one instance the men
were "Quinned" out of victory. But
for this they would have stood well for
second place. The table, which will
probably come closer to the official
record than any yet presented, is as fol-
lows:
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
FORD AT SPRINGFIELD, MO.
The Famous Counterfeiter-D rury Col
lege.

Aa0 cduOuS WV
lege.
SPRINGFIELD, Mo-, October l6.-Nich,
olas NJ. Ford, fusion candidate tor Gov.
ernor, arrived here yesterday morning
and in the afternoon addressed an audi
ence at the Courthouse. Mr.. Ford was
introduced by DR.. j. McAdoo, President
of the sh-American Blaine and Logan
club. At night he spoke at North Spring
field. The Republicans and Greenback'
ers got together and paraded, bearing
torches.
Mrs. Mary Higgins who was arrested
at Houston, Texas County, and brought
here few days since, on charge OF
counterfeiting and passing silver coin,
was arranged before Commissioner Nc
Lain Jones yesterday evening, and held
to bail In the sum Of $500 for the District
Court. She Is woman OF respectable
appearance and very shrewd. She and
her husband have not lived together for
quite viii and since his departure II
rs said she has been promiscuously
throwing counterfeit money around.
Texas County Is famous for counter.
feiters and moonshine distillers, but both
bands have been pretty badly broken up.
-Four years ago min distilleries were
captured at one drive, and two years ago
the United States Marshals made sue.
cesSful raid on the counterfciters by
capturing the leader. They failed to get
the tools, however, and there IL still
sorae WORK going on In tho rocky region
Of Texas County.
The City Council, with characteristic
llttloness, last night reduced the police
force ior this city OF $4,000 people to four
men. They would make good council
for grave yard.
Rev. Wtlliam II. Shaw, pastor OF the
Oid School Presbyterian Church OF this
city, was married to-day at Arrow Rock,
Mo-, to Miss Ida Bradford. otthAt place.
Tho crime Of tho Aev. Mr.. Crane, who
was q lev days ago Dismissed nom tho
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Mahoning County.

YOUNGSTOWN, o., October l6.-Re-
turns from all precincts In Mahoning
County, except two, which will make
any material difference, give Robinson
for Secretary of State majority Of
LOO, running slightly behind his ticket.
Republican candidates on the county
ticket have majorities ranging from 500
to 1900.
CINCINNATI, o., october l6.--Returns
from every county In tho State, save two,
show Republican majority Of ll.oOo.
The following is list Of Congressman
elected:
Republicans - Butterwortb, Brown,
Little, Cooper, Romles, Thompson,
Grosvenor, j. II. Taylor, II. d. Taylor,
Mckinley. Total, 10.
Den,ocrats---Campbell, Anderson, L.
fevre, Hill, sensy, Ellsberry, Outhwatte,
wilkins, Goodies, Warner aud Horau.
Total, II. Ohio delegation last Congress
stood eight Rspukaic6hs, thirteen Demo.
~ASs Ntl laa., -t- N
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
BURNED TO BILLIARDS..
A Maryland Town Laid Low By the
Fire Fiend.

Elre 4 ienu.
BALTIMORE, Nd, October 16. - A
special to the San from Crisheld, Md,
says: Fire broke out this morning at two
O'Clock in the colored peoples huts, near
Goodsell's oyster house. Following is a
list of the houses burned: Goodselps
oyster house, Billiards. dwelling and
opera house, Hemingway's oyster house,
Long, Coubourn & Co.'s oyster house
and lumber yard, Stribb's oyster house,
Thomas toulter's oyster house
and dwelling, Chase's oyster
house, Lawson & Woodlands
store and dwelling, and thirty or
forty colored peoples dwellings. The
fire has not yet reached the railroad. A
railroad engine is standing on the track
ready for an emergency. The fire Is still
raging, but as the wind has hauled to
eastward the fire is not likely to reach
the railroad track. Long, Coulbourn 4
Co. are the heaviest losers. All that Sec
ton of the town commencing at Biz
Yards and running to the extreme north
west point is burned.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17

pastorate Of the North End Congrega-
tlonal Church, seems to consist OF his
friendship for DR.. Morrison, President Of
Drury College. DR.. Morrison Is guilty
of wanting to hold his position as Presi-
dent In spite of the fact that Judge Har-
wood, very wealthy man, wants the
place for his brother, DR.. ]. II. Har-
wood, who Is rising clergyman and q
man Of fine education, and who, 1t is but
fair to add, raised the money which built
the college and put 1t In successful
operation.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-10-17
Ten to Ten and One in Doubt.

CINCINNATI, o., October l6.--Late re-
turns sustain Republican majority Of
$4,000 and indicate that 1t might 60
over rather than under that figure.
That is gain over Hoadly of n.
900. Democrats feel sore, and talk Of
throwing out the vote of Hamilton
County. The latest figures give the
Republicans and Democrats ten Con-
gressmen each with one remaining dis
trict, the Eleventh, doubtful. Frank Hurd
comedies his defeat by 800.