New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Co away, now don't fool with us we are supporting
Blaine ike manly n!-IDanyile Ky. Tribune.
The Jersey City Argus six tickets for the Demo
Gratis, which, it says, win Yes but they will
fight like Kilkenny cats before they get on the track
Ham Griffin and Mary Anderson have gone to Italy.
snce With the rope and tells him what Ne and usryn
have been dolng.-lBaltimore Day
The FsbuT0 hrOnieeTeiegrdph suggests that Court
ney who always says he is going to but does
must have been born in the natural gas region.
The 2eth of June will be great day in Old England
The Annual Rat-Catcbers' Festival Will occur then.
The Beiiner Tag6ai sober earnest denies cock and
bull story the effect that Bismarck would purchase
Cuba order WORK from there against Mr.. Blalne's
election. How soemnly funny Of these European
papers
The Sun tells the Democrats that they will have to work
their salvation in fear and trt pblng. because
the opposition to Mr. Blaine not from the practical
politicians in the and die of the Republican party
but mainly from people who do not always take the
trouble TO vote.
The revvast of the whospng West has fallen into tho
way Of the circus and big red posters TO tell OF
his mission. Combination between these industries
but a natural step.-lCleyeland Herald
Mr. Tlden is likely to realize the fate Of the boy who
cried wolf" too OFTEN The Democratic Convention may
pay no heed to his letter. and sacrifice" him again to
"the public welfare
Fort WORTH Texas, is a rustllng town. 1t has white
elephant cattle exchange, variety show beautiful
blondes, gambling saloon and 500 giuills. There is
some talk Of building church.
Now is the time when the dyed-n-the-woo Bourbon
lied crimsOnn Osed Democrat writes to a Democratic
organ declaring that he will not support Blaine and
signs himself" Many Republicans" Herald.
The following Especial notice" recently issued by
the management OF the Royalty Theatre, Glasgow "As
certain Glasgow papers have expressed their dsapproy
Of the genemens evening dress by the ladies who
impersonate the Washers in silver Guilt Mr.. cowper
begs that he has procured some kills. which
will be worn in addition to the trousers complained Of"
THE NEw-YoRK TRIBUNE Is at the top Of the wave in
increase circulation since Blaines nomination It has
worked hard and deserves its success Post
Mr. Tilden piously submits 70 the will OF God in deem.
Ing his public career closed And he may quite
periodically bow the will OF the Democratic masses"
IT, with apparent unanimty," they reopen again at
Chicago next month.
The Boston Herald says that the Democrats have OPP
portunty at last Yes-sn opportunity to blunder.
Little Rock neutrality-suspicious. has been fined So for
should attend colleges where hssngit put down among
the electives SONS Of our Harvard young men have be,
ST. they are often paid twice that amount by
young ladies who wish 60 have their Kissing performed
scientifically. VI Boston Transcript.
Under Samuel j. Tildens Political viii Grover Cleve-
land his freedom. John Kelly gets his revenge
Samuel Randall gets deOedenrs boom and .the appur-
tsnances all and singular pertaining thereto William
Dorsheiner gets permission to grow up with the country
Samuel s. Cox gets serpenTs tootn indicative OF
thankless chlld's ingratudo. And Roswell Z. Flower
gets LETT Philadelphia Press
There Ia report that Mr.. Carl Schurz is about to
write an anuBaine campaign song and that it VIII he
set 10 the tune OF Sweet Vioets The who tries
to sing II, had better get his life insured
In the midst OF all excemeut about the Presidency
the pondents man is still beseiged with
inquiries what the wonders of the wor
which the best system OF phon0graphy ana WHO tho
author OF yankee Doodle tL0ui'Vnis o0ar'er-'our-
The Republican soreheais, having failed to nominate
their own yelling advice to the Demo-
Strangely enough, the Democrats appear to re-
sent their good Offices.
The Ne York Ereinq Post places The Boston Journal
% r ' Rs n but Sr SsVe small nhop Of seeing him
The Post is in error We believe sMr Blaine Will DO
those of Garfield at a corresponding period of the
pagn.-l Boston Journal
ought not kick himself FOR having gone through his
term Of OGice creditably.-lBoston Post
mysterious and terrible creature, known as tho
"wilipus. walipus," has made its appearance near
Clarksviue, Tenn. number Of ctzeHs have seen IT.
and they say that is bullet proof and belches fire. inc
"moonshiners" must be doing good business In mat
part Of the country.
ST. Louis is In a quaudary. 1t will not vote for any
man who is nominated at Chicago and yet the chicago
brand viii be on all the candidates-eyen General But
ler.
Mix little more aquafortis IN the whiskey, boys, for
July III never quito goes the spot until begins 10
brn holes I'm the sleeves used TO wipe the mus
tache.-l Chicago Intef-Ocean'
An antiue society in California has asked for legis
latiye enactment prohibiting the manufacture and sale
of pie "A an unhealthy and immoral article. And tho
pe-eaters are mp In arms for their vested rights.
Country horses In the South hate 'gong TO meeting"
worse than poughing. II is soemnly stated that on sat-
uay night they the remotest OF the pasture
and hide behind the bushes.
To the Kickers Don't kick the Republican hat this
year There's brick underneath Philadelphia Press
A catfish with silver half-douar in its mouth was
caught In Missouri recently. IL supposed that he was
bis wsy the river bar fer dr1nk-lBoston Tran
script
Japanese quick doctor exhibits photographs OF the
patients he has cured which alleged TO have been
taken while they were suffering from their diseases The
simple natives fascinated by the horrible pictures and
! invest largely In his pills and potions.
They are commencing TO call Mr. Dana UNCLE
Dana" as though he were aged which Is not So Nj;
Dana wells out "Fraud" just as vigorously anu WIZ
iust as much nfanie he did seven years "s"
-[Pittsburg Chroniclerelegraph.
Now Is the time OF year when the "bain s'orm'ng
theatrical troupe leaves NewYcS on palace car wIa