West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-06-27
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW
TO PROCEED.
THE MENTION OF DAwSON'S NAME
IN THE MEETING PUTS A
DAMP UPON IT.
MORRIS ALBRISHr THE BIG DOG
AT THE LITTLE SHOW.
A COMPLETE FIZZLE AND A
GRAND BLOW. OUT.

ana enthusiastic gathering of two or three
Republicans and two turn coats, met at
the school house here on last Friday even.
ing TO organize klub in the interest of
the Great Monopolist and the Great Iudi-
an Chief, Logan. (No relation of l. jgan,
chicf Of the Miugoes
There was 70 bebzine on the grounds,
cons, qlently eryboly wers very dry
and the spirit of the meeting was not de
velop,d
Everybody sat back and waited for
some body else to take the lead and rro-
coed with the organization and it seemed
that there was no one present who knew
what TO DO or how to do il; in fact some of
'',he faithful" even, did not know what
the meetiug was tor, and seemed TO wish
Hon. w NJ o Dawson to be present aud
explain The l5S levy. After the brother
ing had neatly all refused To act as TEN
porary Chairman, John G. Crane, who
has the legislative Bee, bUzzing in his
b''AANAt WIN AhN NhAll Gls1 hhilAtAiu Nudl
Le could not tell Tn IL, So that they would
uud, rstund, What they had met there for
'ud wanted To know what Was 10 be done
first. Some one suggested, elec, P.,si
dent which was done.
Smith Albright, who was present with
ois coat turned wrong side cut, wanted To
X I flee, hut Rrv. R,tcnour, who was
making himself very conspicuous, ct The
lead on Smith aud was elected Secretary
| Squire Mason who wants TO run for Justice
Of the Peace, which position Morris Al
bright has promised him. wac present with
hs coat TUNED also
II seemed that nobody understood the
Constitution aud BY l. ws" as furnished
toy the forever * Senatrr DAVIS n, aud
they finally concluded to give it up aud
< II blind, as usual with the rank and ii .
Of the &. q. p. L. fact, a. there was oaly
one lamp. II was not brilliant body anI
the assembly need d more light on the
subj ct, particularly the OMNIBUS ! 50 bus
mess which will be as common in the pres.
ent loch c'npagn s SEQ was IN the
c Jupaign # go
BsoIb,r Cnsslcr aroscd and prop. sed
that Tine club be- known ss, The b! .ine.
Logan aud Dawson Elub, " bat that would
not 60 down NJ all and they kicked ny inst
1t az once. Blene and l. ga was enough
10 swallow with, II Inc r,u.,d Ex-Scna
tor.
The 5,crotMy next ri. coed to take
names FOR m mb.rship S,m, Of the
brethren a, fret refused to have their
names put down, but the sub.puss ex-
planned 10 them that this camp ,igu would
b. run on more magnificent sc le than
ever, sincr ihe Great Mono pulist had more
money than Ga'f.lJ, which ne had gotten
easily from big corporations and stock
companies which had paid him well 10
log oil Ia their behalf and OF C urse now
he would spend this money freely in the
coming race aud voters would be furnished
! 2j biskey Instead Of 80 cent whiskey
as heretofore, Also that the 15S levy
hrg bear would 20 up Salt X yer in the
fiat boat Of d mocratic. c.IaiCsl,s for
Clerks Of The e urts.
THE seemed to sof.en the hard hearted
once, who had been reading 10 much Of
8laine'a history and were still agilted
over the T.. antY busiucgs which coupled
with Che Soldier movement, left them
sccur' y as ride the fence but when the
sub bo'sas hId explained all this aud sl.o
bat The i publican party cared nothing
whatever for the poor n'grO' except 9,
make tool out Of him aud pity and com.
Giscr.le bis terrible condition IN the
south where The 'Ghot-gun aud bull.do
zi"g policy rIgu -upr,mc, and geep and
vail aud shci crucJlilr tears over his s,l
fate and hug ,rd kis h u llt l5nt nge)
bufUg TIE campaign aud lawfully work
ct up ever ,he 'Ltt,s, Southern our, &C."
when some dru KIN negroes get into
row and get hur,. and that sf'cu the cam
paign tie "poor negro" could go 10 The
devil, just go be retutn,d 10 tms to vote
at The next lection,
After oil This has been explained ,be
feithful joined aud ~ The boys present
were taken 10 also 90 order 10 swell Che
roll and make a big repor, 10 the Toss g..
excerpt one or two boys who htd b,cu
raisod better aud t0o " three "kids" who
we're yet too young 20 be impressed with
the Republican idea Of Heaven. W; A
place where wbi,Icv, ia, Omces, Pen
sioEs, Bnun'ies B .ck p1y and Protection
POLICIES are issu.d daily.
3 the good work gjss on and the Boss
cs chuokle TO their sleeves
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