Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-07-11
BRIGHT BITS.

WHEN the tramp asks for bread do not
give HIM a stone. Set the dog on him.-Plfck.
AZ ARTICLE in an exchange is headed:
ssW hite Topaz Found in Utah. White topers
may be found IN almost any civilized land
N0rrist0lrn Herald.
Is putting up your screen doors and win
dows be very particular to have little hole
il one corner 50 that the dies can 20 outdoors
when they get tired Of being inside. -5ostoa
Post.
A WESTERN exchange remarks OF o candi-
date for certain State Office: s.He has large
the item by adding, "of creditors. "-BarIing-
ton Free Press.
IF there were no other reasons 70 doubt the
Kentucky story about a shower OF frogs hav-
ing fallen there a few days ago. the steadiness
with which dealers maintain their price for
frogs legs would be sufficient to throw sus-
picion upon it.-DstrOn Free Press.
SIS this one of your aIl-wool % cent SUITS
Mr.. Isaacy' ~4es, mine friendt. dot vOs Won
Of dem beautiful suits" Butts all cottonV ~
"Dot cannot be helluped. Dot is a 'all-wo0l
sebenty-dree shent zuit.' l hat dot name
given it myselluf "-Piftsburg cAr0RicIs-
Herald.
SIR LEPEL HENRY GRIFFIN, in his book on
America, has discovered q new objection to
Niagara Falls worse than the hacks. IL is
that, Notwithstanding the fact that niagara,
with its almost perpendicular descents to the
river, is peculiarly favorable to the display Of
the feminine foot and ankle" the brides who
50 abound there invariably wear new boots"
on, will they remember sweet Benjaman B.,
Sweet Benny, who waits to be calledy
Whose eyes one another exultingiy see,
Whose head, like bladder, is bald?
oh, If they forget him, he'll raise hurrah,
And make such hullabaloO,
They'll give HIM, in order to quiet his jaw.
The Vice Presidential chair, too.
Az invalid from Boston came to Austin for
his health. He was confined to his bed at first,
but soon recovered sufficiently to take a ride
in hired hack from Monroe to Miller's stable.
The hack driver was very polite and atten-
tive, and when he helped the invalid out on
their return to the hotel the latter said: Il
am very much obliged. 1 think 1 shall re-
quire your services again pretty soon." ~ on
bet you will. 1 drive the hearse. Teas
SiftiRgs.
You've wIFE-ssWhy do you invite that
odious Mr.. GOOde to the house, John? John
"0diOusl Why, he is noted for his beneyolence
and nobility OF soul. Besides being very ten
der hearted, he has charmingIy unaffected
manners" 'Well. think he is hOrrid. He
is a perfect BRUTE" "You certainly used to
admire HIM. What has he done?" "Why last
evening l showed him our precious little dar-
ling, and he said all babies looked alike to
him. philadelphia cal.
BROKEN ENGLISH recites the story Of a
FrenchmaD, NJ. Dubois, who complained to an
English friend: II am going to leave my no.
tel. / paid my bill yesterday, and said to
the landlord. DO / owe anything elsep lie
said, You are square, what am IY He
said again, You are square, That's strange,
said l. i lived so long ] never knew l was
square before Then, as / was going away, he
shook me by the hand. saying, i hope you'll
be round sOon.' said Il thought you said l
was square. Now you hope I'll be round He
laughed and said. When | tell you you'll be
round, mean you won't be long, did not
know how many forms he wished me to as
sumen