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Daily Republican., 1884-10-16
Philadelphia, Wilmington 1 Baltimore Rairo,i
OCTOBER l2rH, 1884.

OCTOBER l2rH, 1884.
Trains leave Wilmington % f0IiewF:
tcr Philadelphia and intermediat stS~
!, 60 oc. 1880 a. m. 2.3o, 400, Z. o.0.SG
h Ifdest Il'rees) 2. 2.Ab. s.es w.
US 80, l005, il.t6 q. M: l2.41. LAS.
-. g. ,..-o, sac p, IL. :!
.,.~ York. 400. 2.4b. $50. Gao, 7.oo, sM zoos,
Hts o. m. "l24l, La 400 Ga, SIS. ere, eAe,
For West Chester, via Lamok,n. go
BIS q. m. ESQ and 400 p. m.
Baltimore and intermediate station 1904
@. m. 600, 1l.60 y. N.
baltimore and Bay Line, 100 p. m.
baltimore and Washington, 1.n, <.AS, s.ee,
1905. 1855 Am; LOO, Sill ass, 100, ~.
Trains for Delaware Division leave 10,
New Castle, els, S.8s q. m. 1885, p" ~
and 6.2b p. m.
T. M, and II IS p. m.
Harrington and way stations, o.ah y. a..
Express for eaford, $50 p. m.
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

NTll E.. Il AERY X BaINahCkST,
~ nfeased druggist. do hereby eivs no.
tice tn AZ shall apply to the Judges of the
Court 0. General sessions of the Peace and
jail Delivery Of the state Of Delaware, in and
for New Ca tie Gounty, On Mond1y, the 18th
day Of Noveinber next, A. d., 1884. being the
first day VI NJ einesr term Of GU t, for a IL
cense Is dis,ense 'ptai.a.ing iiq1ors. Tor
mediaina, i,urpOac :, Ia quaint Ties OF greater
than one qu ,rt. at No. 3i7 MarXet street, In
the first ward Of the city Of Wilmington,
st ate OF I.isware and the. lowing yespec.
Ia le citizehs Of aid ward reco mend the
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16
EGlSlFR' s ORDER.
REtils1 ER'SOFp. v,
NV NAorLk COUNTY, DBL,
October lat 1914


sa Ne application OF Clark Webster,
sM 40 q isaac j. Hand, late of Bran
s hlAd I'd, In said county dece asec ,
@f't and directed by the Register thai
~. nfu'Of Aforesaid give notice OF
aa - lt'lers testsmentary upon the
nt WINE deceased, with the date OF grant
rasei, byeausink advertisements TO st
days from the date OF such
S, n, t,l OF The mos. public places of he
t ~ New lie, requiring all persona
a. @MAlns against the estate to present
a., 81 A. ide by an Act OF ASS mbly IN
aA ~ hNl- Al provided :, and also cause
E, M y o. Inserted within the same period
I Il n hkft BLlcAN. newspaper pub,
k,l,, TN wilmington, ana TO be continued
p weeks, te. 0. d.
us %Ntn Under tn. hand and Seal ol
r. VT VIZ OF The Register aforesaid, ri
II, "lml ngton, IN New Castle Count,
'''i' Mt day and year ali We written.
bnn-,p =. q b GIGS, Register
eais ., PERSONS havin claiIs against
\ ~ " u. deceased must present tn,
h., w. autstcd TO the executor. or
ETH, Ve.. lst 1855, or alice the Act o
-s'' ~ soeh case made and pro' l,ied
CLARK +. EBsTER,
E.fess Wn,.,, Executor
wilmington, Del. Oc8-d&w
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

A LII KINDS OF SEOONDLHA NJ
"A stoves, furniture and clothing, or any
goods persons wish 70 dispose Of ct iatr pr Gel
No, 2IS Wet Front street.
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16
SUNDAY TRAINS.

Philadelphia and intermediate st< &c n,
$40 q. N. l2.0l N. $50, 7.&0, 9.tb p. n
Pnilad 81 pbia and New York, 400. zAs D.
N. 6.22, SAC p. m.
For West Chester. via Lamokin. SAC
and $50 p. m.
baltimore and W ashington, l4l, A.<a, s,
1908 q. m. Baltimore, ll.t0
For itner Information passenger ave ~.
ferred to the timetables posted at the sta.
tons.
Trains marked ~ arc limited sYr-s-
upon which extra faro IL charged.
CHARLES Il. PIJHH, J. K. W.,
0Aneral Mans gar. General ps ssanYet A. IN
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

IN storeSr = " GREAT NERVE
ahai A ASA All fts stou me- ass 70
'a street, rhliadsivprlss'u pa nee
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

w maker, No. 200 East Third street.,
VII, Del manufacturer OF and dealer in ali
kinds Of brooch and muzzle loading shot
guns, rifieA. pistols, ammunition. etc. Fish
tackle In all Its branches. Fine gun repair.
ing a speciality. 4uns choked bored to
shoot close pattern guaranteed. Locksmith-
ing, bell-hangtng and all kinda of repairing
promptly attended to. Shell carefully load,
cd to order. au22-3m
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

TOR SALE-a BAY MARE,KIND AND
IL gentle. Sui able for a lady. Apply 10
8. ENGLAND, 9th and Anchorage sts.4t6
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

For Rent Low.
A stable at Seventh and WollastoD
streets Apply at this Office.
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16
LGlsTER'S ORDER.
LGlsIER'S ORDER.
REGISTERS OFFICE,
INV CASTLE COUNTY. pkL.,
S.ptsluber I'd, 1884.

INV CASTLE COUNTY. nKL.,
September I'll. 1884,. }
tsr the application Of Joseph j. Fab
.adhinIstrator ofJohn K. Babc OK. late OF
khgion Hundred, IN said connty, dee
~ It's ordered and direct Il by the Reg
tAitine Administrator aforesaid give notice
hHlng Ofletters Decentralization upon the
wi The deceased, with the date Of grant
Iadeof, hy csusi y advertise rents to be
y within forty days from the date Of such
1nin siI Of the most public places In the
t'tofNew Castle, requiring all persona
10 4elnsnds against the estate to present
nnt OF abide by all Act OF Assembly In
1,, made and provided and also cause
Alt 70 be- inserted within the same p RI
ht Delaware REPUBLICAN, u ne wspapei
Med In Wilmington, and to be continued
nllree weeks {. o. d.
Given under the hand and Seal oil
Dticr Of the Register aforesaid, n
~Nilmlngt0n, IN New Castle County
'Ad, the day aud year above written.
:. e. BlGbS, Register.
WIZ All persons having claims agAins
sit Of the deceased mus upestnt III,
,asy stiested TO the administrator, on OF
r spienher ed, lasb, or abide the 4 Ct O.
nhY ID such ease made and provided.
JOSEF j. HANCOCK,
Administrator
la'HA 80. il5 fhes nutstrect Phila.. Pa
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

outward Steerage, $40; Prepaid from An,
werp, Sls; Excursion, $50. 90; I'd Cabin, geo
excursion, s90; Salooo, from 800 to s7b Ex
Con, Agts., IS Broadway, N. Y. SamT T
Belts, $40 Market street. HeAld & Co., It'll
and Market. nov24-s0d
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16
,rtsrrR'S ORDER.

gFt,ISTER'SOF
XyurAsTLE COUNTY, DEL,
september 18th, 1884. !
IL. application of Ellen Grubn
h., Grubb, Executors OF
Grubh, lac OF VIII
gsnared, In said G unity, deceased.
.l,d A a directed by the Register
I F,ecrtors aforesaid give notice
- ~ letters testamcntary upon
~ the deceased. with the date OF
y s,rt0f. bv causing advertisements
~ within forty days from the date
gs,tr. in Fix Of the most pub ic places
Emnly OF New Castle, requiring All
.Iuiag demshds against the estate TO
kahf .ane, or abb e by an Ac oil As.
KIN .nrh case made and provided and
IN NE sane to be inserti within the
| s.,lSl In the DAILY REPUBLICAN,, q
i.ir.t published in Wilmington, and to
I,rprei therein three weeks, &c o. d.
r 1ypn under the ha d and Seal OF
Ofce Of the Register Aforesaid 81
= Wilmington, IN sew Ca'tle county
|al. The day and y, ar above written,
5, q. B1G6S, Register.
trtL-All persons having claims against
|ant Of The dece . d must PRESENT The
J duiy a,testel 70 the executors, on or
n September ~, lbh5, or abide the Act oi
lablflh such case made aud provided.
FLLE CRUDE,
JAMEST. GRUBB,
.... Executors.
Hifsss WllmIs zion Del.
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

XyANTED-A GIRL fOK GENERA
w hsuscwork, at "a Jefferson sLeet =
ocl6-1t
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

EoR SALE-A HORSE, BUGGY AND
- harness. Inquire OF r. A. NOhIH, Id
Market street. oeli-6t
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

NOTICE-ThE PAR rNERSHIP HERE.
IN tofore existing between Thomas Mitch.
ell and Joseph 4. Beck, undertaxers, has
Beck. The business will be continued at the
old stand, AZ King street, by Thomas Mitch
ell, who will settle all claims and collect all
bills due the late hrm. 1t is desired to close
cd will please come forward and settle
promptly. THOM AS MTG d ELL
Wilmington, Aug. 90, 1854. sep23.2lt
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

CSOR SALE-CH sAp, A 3khY MAZE,
T. 4years old, sound AMI gsnt.e saie
for lady to drive. A prompt diiyer. Also
" est End .lub table, 18th ard West sts. Ut
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

yNOk SALE DEARBORN WACO MS
10 two and three springs Tod STOCK
low prices. HAMMOND Second and Ere. On
sire cts. ocl5 zot
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

Wy ANTED-rwO. BOAKDE IS, WITH
w room furf ishsd or uniurnished. on
d st floor, NJ 6V6 King street. oclc ot*
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

r0Ok SALE-t1OOD BUILDING LOTS
Il on WoOdlawn Avenue, between Second
and Third streets, "a feet front by 81 fact deep
TO alley 4 feet wide. Terms easy TO those
Wishing 10 improve. Apply 70 JOSErh
PYLE. augssm
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

VNOK SALE-UAEAP AND ON EASY
IL terms store and dwelling NJ w. corner
Of Taylor and Kirk wood streets; 10 rooms ana
all conveniences; papered all through, Or Will
exchange FIR small hous.s. Apply 10 M L.
POOLE, no. . h. 7th street. oc8-e0d'l lt
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

NU1IOE-P aOSPEHOU THE HOME
IN Loan Association mas lust completed
iN 18th year. Tho 1st I'd a I'd 80 series have
been contaminated. with handsome profit
to the Stockholders, and the 4th series has
due on the matured stock has ssn paid. 20
that the association 10 wi, bout debt and owns
NO property. The 18th series osmmences
with September, and .hAres can be obtained
by application TO
GEO AGE ". BUSH, President,
JOHN GREEN, Wise Pro, deaf
JOHN ". AWSON, Trea surer
or Il. 7. TAYLOk, Secretary.
ocl-lm No. t02 Market street,
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

NOR SALE, OHf:AP-HOUSE M. Gil
Il West Filth street, three Story brick
All conyeniences. Apply to }. U. PlCk Els
h 90, 8J2 Market street octo-u
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

Esop SALE-DwELLINaS, STORES,
II Farms, O.untry seats and Building
Lots. ROBINSON \ co, Room 2, Every
Evening Building. oc7d
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

EyOR SALE-CI9Ax STORE, IN GOOD
Il location. Address a, this otfics. oci u
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

NOR SALE OR RENT-THE PROPER.
Church s.roets. now tenanted by the Hare =
Morgan Company. apply to ]. H. hoF-
FECKER. JR., trustee OF Jos. Teas estate.
Ninth and Market streets. city. sepl7-ood-tf
TNOK SALE-A FIN oH ESTER OuUN
II ty farm of 100 acres. Gooa buildings
and living water in ever, ned ApI 10 or
chlrd in bearing Would mako hrst class
stock farm. ROBINSON 90. Room no.
/ 2, Every Evening Building oc7-u
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

VXYANTEU 90 WALNUT KERN Els
w MeCann n Co. candy maLufA turers
7th and TAtLbll. oclb-Ns
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

xYyANrED-TO TRADE S2b00 won tn
w OF mer, hsndise tor city property. APP
ply At this otroe. ocs
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16
BETWEEN

DIED STAR LINE.
IlBELGIAN ROYAL AND US. MAIL STEAMERS
Nafl1ng Every Saturday
BETwHHN
NEW YORK AND ANTWERP, Aup
TIE RHINE, GERMANY, ITALY, HOLLAND
MOn
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

MIDDLE-AHED PnUT.
w estant weman for general nousework.
Apply at no W est oh at, with referaace.l-tf
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

WANTED - BOARD BY A YOUNG
w lady, In q central location. P.vate
family preferred. Address T. Republican
office Obj ~
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

VXYANTED--A MAN To OPEN OYS-
w ters. None but n hrst-class hand need
apply. HANNA'S oyster house, 6"5 Jefferson
street ocib-2t
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

Wy ANTED-aOOD MORi8AGES.
w Ocls-bt hEALD b 60.
fXTANTED-A FEW b JARUEkS AT
w 100. french street. ,cl43s
yIYANrED- TWO OYSTER OPENER :
w al AIN SCOW's, 701 Shiplty st. g.
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

ENUk SALE-H GOOD STOVE,FU
e heating purposes. Apply Mt this offic
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

VXYAsTED-FOUR TIN kOoFEKS =
w Apply TO W. Y. Robinson, no. 2ll
Shipley street. oiolt@
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

VIVA NTED-BOARDERS MARRIED
w or iinsie pe.sons for second stOry
frott roows. Heat ana gas 1'orMs etson
able ut sos Shipley street. ocl4lm
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

INFANT BOY TO OPEN OYSTERS
w and make himself GENERALLY useful ~
KINGS, Water and Marxet street. ocl53t
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

VITANTED-A STOUT BOY IT, DRIVE
w wagon OF china store. ]. LEWIS
ROW, All King street. oclh ~
Daily Republican., 1884-10-16

kIyANrEl-IIN AN SHEET IRON
w workers. Schoen Heater and stove
% as Market and Al+ Shipley tts., vii. bel
Ocl3u
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1884-05-01

b Tin ore has heen found in Bear gnlch
and other localities. The specimens ass
sayed show about five per. cent Tbs
mines, owing again to tho cost Of tfansl
porting machinery, arc as yet nndsYel-
oped, but there ID no doubt tin exists in
paying quantities.
Adjacent to the coal fields are, situated
the largest salt wells, capable Of furnish
ing! 200 tons Of salt per diem. The Sit
ting Bull mine now derives all its salt
from these wells. 5,5:5 s1i:5
Springs here also show evidences Of Pc
troleum. Mr. Allen now has a bottle Of
the oil and q piece Of sandstone SO strong
" saturated with the oil that it treadily
blazes when a lighted match is applied
to it. Oil springs are also found: in the
southwestern part Of the Hills, beyond
the located we'll. 3is
The gypsum mines Of the Hills are also
very valuable. Tie mineral b extensive
~ used for lime and plaster Of paris.
/ Large deposits are found in the foothills,
the ycins being fifteen to twenty feet in
thickness. y Il as5sii
Veins Of mica are also found in the
southern hills and are being worked as
,extensiy as is allowed by the poor IA
tcilities afforded.
From the above il can; be readily seen
that the Black Hills country is probably
the richest in the world and II it needs
for full eyelopment are better facilities
for transpo portation: With a good railroad
the country would rapidly settle up and
the Medora & Black Hills r. R, is waited
for even more anxiously by the people Of
the Hills than it Is here. s s5.;s
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1884-05-01
the y A'lor1to ! q county delegate.

An cditor who peryerts the meaning OF
another is as guilty as one who steals az
!ticles without giving proper credit. In
last weeks issue we used the words,
There Is now no doubt thai every pound
Of Black Hills freight VIII be shipped
vim Medora, /. meaning Che words, as
every sensible person eah see, by the use
Iof tho word swill z to apply to tile future,
say q week or two hence. The present
editor of The dickinson Press, with a
jbungling use Of lenses says: The truth
is contrary to Ibis statement !, meaning
that 1T Is not the truth at the present
time. # the editor pro TEN will go back
to ssfrst principles and brush up his
grammar he will see that he has either
5misstated himself Or that he has said
what he knows every one even Id Dickins
son believes to be false. II q solitary
ray Of hope had existed In Dickinson Of
shipping any freight after we get started
why was II not brought out in the conso-
lation meeting held BY the citizens Of
Dickinson on the evening Of April %?
The Press stated only the fact that the
meeting was held, when II is known as
well here as IN Dickinson, that all hope
was then given up Of shipping any fur
ther freigh from there. As is well known
here aud also in Dick ckinson, every mer-
Chant Sin The Hills. except threa have
pledged themselves to ship via Medora.
These three will stick to the Pierre route.
Wescan hard y SEQ what is left for Dick
inson to ship except wind.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1884-05-01

IA request has been forwarded to us,
coming from Mr.. John sHager, 81 Mandan,
tocall d convention for next Saturday,
for tho purpose Of electings a delegateito
the Democratic convention at Pierre, on
the 14thSo Of the present month. Morton
county intends sending d delegrte to
Pierre and Billings county can appoint q
delegate and send the proxy to The Nor
ton county delegate. Although our po-
litical preferences are for the Republican
party, we take pleasure in publishing
this call as both parties should be organ
lied here. Billing county is entitled to
one delegate and 1t #ilIb a1simplo mat
ter for several Democrats to take the
lead in deciding the place Of heeting,
etc. Il the delegate does not wish to at
tend the Pierro convention the proxy
could bo sent to MI. IIager, who would
doubtless sec that it y put into the hands
| Of the Morton county Il elera ta
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1884-05-01
SPORTING q j, NoTEs, Il 81 q, ;

-
SPORTING NoTks. II d s5sg
Bicycle clubs are being formed all over
The country.
X: Hanlan has arranged sculling match
with Trickett Or Beach, fn Anstyalia, for
SIS, 900. q 3 llSs$
Tho st. Paul lacrosse club has begun
practicing and will soon play some exhis
bitt0n7 games. b, RE
The Saltwater and st. Paul baseball
mines meet for the first time Saturday at
the former city.
Hart, the American champion and Ed,
wards, the Australian champion, will
soon contest in . six days go-as,y you
please match. s5,:5j 5sis ;ss;s
Little Brown Jug viii be driven and
managed BY John Murphy, who did 3d.
much toward bringing Tito great PAGER
into good condition 5ssi3
Il. Higham fode 2s6 miles and 469s
yards on a bicycle, at London in 1880,
without dismounting. This is the long
est distance on record. 3ss% ,;s.s%Ss,
& a polo game on roller skates at Minne-
apolis, between the Minneapolis and Net
roplitan polo clubs, created much inter int
est. The Minneapolis team got there
after hot contest 3S5
Negotiations are pending for the largs
est regatta ever held in the northwest at
White Bear lake. 1t IS being organized
principally to settle the question Of. .sur{;
premacy among Minnesota boat clubs.
d Duncan C. Ross is the first man who
has beaten the japanese wrestler IN the |
Japanese sty le. He will probably man
age the Jap ii the future, as sorakichiS
has had 8 falling ont u. his present
managers ;Ss5
The great six-days' go-assyou-p please /
match at New York began last Sunday
night ut 12 o'clock with q field 2of four
teen starters. The Indian, Nitaw-Eg-
SoN poNH, ts y At9 III III elFcieS.
= He Will have his tongue hanging out
pretty far before he beats stteh nieh as
a' RoRell, y Hart, Noremac, Fitzgerald, Cam
palna and others Of those who have en-
tered.
ST. Panl M;nnaanol;a and u; |, nc =.
arc nagsino through ia 81 -. that
he underaena bv eyery ~ citg III with Il M iss Sss f,Tst
professional base-halI II clnl y ASoraat / NIL NIL.
lahalloo i raised that .sonr q ntpas Il. s,,ras
to win tha channioc,Snshi a III sbarS'.
enid fact that mona "of tbasa1 c;1;a. I Mi
sea its nine occ,,nu 9 rosif ~ 4, 4
lioh 81 third With IN nassibia -.
II AIinneanolia cnmn nletas .S;sanst III,
taka tha nlasa 81 fts,a nrassnt s
RotS I ora ~. 3 ssss aasai -
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1884-05-01


Entered at tho post Office at Mcdora OAK, aR soc
g2SS ond class mai rnattcr. Ss
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-09-19

1T Is sad there n. five genuine sig
natures Of Shakespeare IN existence in
each II which the name. is spell; IN .
different way.
Cyrus W. Field was onc. = clerk in
. A. + stewards store at tao dollars =
J week In twelve years be made = zig
fortune--S. j. sHn-
james c. Fair IL the xeaiih.-Ss
United States Senator. He is an Irish
man. and IL said To b. worth more than
$4,000. go ChioIgo HcraLf.
Mrs. Van Colt. the r~eviyali,t. has
been engaged in her special work for
nineteen years She is now in her 18th
year. and Saws she - the spiritual
mother Of 5000 souls Chicago Jo.r-
nal.
The late Alexandra Dumas said
that. having travelled all over the world.
he had brought back from every coun-
try ave England = recipe for = new
dish and . decoration. from England
alone he obtained neither decoration
nor recipe.
James Pawn. the novelist. offers his
own experience As encouragement to
young aspirants for literary fame. He
was 50 years % age. and had written
many books and a large number Of mis-
c~ellaneous articles b.. orc he made his
first success in literature.
-"Gath, the correspondent, attends
strictly 10 his newspaper WORK. He
Toes not make his own contracts with
his journals. His wife Ices it for him
She, in TACT, transacts all his business,
while he does the literary labor. HIS
income cannot be less than sl5,O .
year.-N. J.. Tribune.
London has nearly 1900 news
papers and periodicals. Paris l..,53,
combined circulation OF the Paris publi-
cations exceeds hat of the London.
One tenth of the cir ulat.on OF the peri
odical publications OF the globe is en-
joyed by Paris publishers.
Somebody has discovered that John
Smith in Latin is Johannes Smithius; in
Italian, Giovanni Smith: Spanish, Juan
Smithas; Dutch. Hans Schmidt; French,
Jean Smeets: Greek, lon Skmiton; Rus
sian. Jouiof SKIN tOwski: Pol sh. Ivan
SchmIttiwcisk; Chinese. Jahan Shimmit;
I~celandic. Jaime Smithson; WEIGH.
Ilhon Schmidt; Mexican. Jonll t'Smitli.
One of the most remarkable facts in
the recent history OF English journalism
Is the space devoted to American news
and To editorial comment thereon. The
American department is now a recog-
nized feature of every daily paper. and
the quality as well as well as the guam
tity OF the matter referring TO the
United States has vastly improved
The late Junius Brutus Booth built
the Masconome House at Manchester
by the Sea, near Boston. for Il summer
residence for himself and his family,
but was forced by numerous applica-
tons for board to convert il into a hotel.
which his widow, Mrs. Agnes Booth.
now keep and is making more money
in the business than she can eyer on the
stage.--EOStCn JaurnaL
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-09-19
HUMOROUS.

SuC u % cVautiaut DoCins s0No -
gushing lover. We are glad to hear il.
1t does not harm a young woma t o be-
well versed.- Rhi!adeiphh CaU.
-..In what condition was the pstri-
arch job at the end OF his life?" asked
a Sunday-school teacher of a quiet-iook-
ing boy ut the foot of the class. Dead"
calmly replied the boy.
"A San Francisco naturalist sent a
nice cage and a wagon to Il friends
hog that was offered him. lie received
Il sausage. and it took him three days
to see the joke.-Erchangc,
81 have beer going around all day,
and now | am tired" remarked an ex-
hausted Austin mother. You are not
like a wheel. are you. map asked Tom
my. why. little bow" You are
tired after you go around. but u wheel
is tired before it goes around. '-1zds
Stftings.
-'Say. Tobbs," said a young fellow.
meeting him late in a saloon last night.
you're a lawer and a scholar. Which
would be right drank blindly. or, l
drunk blindiy?" .'Nezzer's right" .aid
Tobbs. bracing himself up on the coun-
ter. ''You should say. I'm blind drunk"
The witnesses present thought SO, too.
Scissors.
Stationery Poetry.
Why did the pcnholder so tight,
And the paper cutter so:
When Papa ferry knew 'twant write
TC have a ruler for a beau.
WHY did the inkstand idly by,
And note that things wern't straight?
II should have tr'ei to rubber dry.
And make tb" Hapcr weight.
Merchant Trdreier.
why" he pleaded, "our very cir
cumstances bind us together: our sim
liar tastes. our friendship. long %ac4uaint-
ance-' Yes" she replied, .'even age
could bind us together" What age,
dearest?" he ASKED. ..Mucilage." an
swered she. giuemily. A minute later,
As he paste up and down the room alone.
he realized that his failure was gum
plete.-Lyc.
Mamma" complained n little girl,
running into the house. '.me and Willie
wanted nurse 10 sit down and let US
pour sand in her back. and she
wouldn't" Certainly not She did
quite right '.Well. that's what YOU
told her she was 10 do when she first
came" Il told her she was to let You
and Willie pour sand down her back?"
Not exactly that, mamma, but YOU
tod her she xas to mind the children"
IN. j. SIN.
II had no idea you were a machiniat"
said = bright Gotham girl to her escort,
an Anglo-maniac of the first degree. IS
they stood watching the monkeys in
Central Park. LAW. WEAKLY. you sur
pwise me. aw," he stammered. in gr'at
confusion. ''Will you. aw. do me the
favor. aw. to explain your conundwum?"'
1T is no cOnunirum, Mr.. Adilepate.
It's q fact" But. aw. WEAKLY. why
dive think I'm a howwid macbinist2"
because every time yen look in that
cage you make 4 monkey wrench"
murmured the cruel maiden. Mr.
Addlepate FELL back into a BABY carriage
and was taken to tn Home for lpcara-
b.es.-N. !. Journal