The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1884-02-21
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IstockmaH Do the Chicago Burlingt qn
Quincy train, but q SIeetie the doodesfs.
dood 4 ever seen WIZ d! Teller theft come
down from Boston into our kentay- year
ago las. September. 4 lss
HE didn't stay FL Texas long guess
|safd d little mar I'll d silE hat. 3ssss
yes he's there no =
II thought they woaadn ~ Jet q dades
live in Texas /.
WAL I'll you how IT W1z Wes come tos
let him stay. BE come down there With
his peeked boots an his tight trousers3
an, yaller lid gloves, n slingin' more
style than d new conf Tesslnan on the
forth o. July, an "a tteIlin, folks tibet his
doctor said he'd got the consumpt Hon an
"a hare to live in q warm clinate 4
q lAl, Yes. Of course. ron pified The poor
fellow, and let him stay on tla kapcount, &
Not exactly tibet; bnt, asI WIZ asays
In he sIung his style like q Mormon
waikiki by3a United States maTshaIs o.
flee. WAL one night be come into AZ
saloon where a lot of us WIZ a drinHnF
an. e steps up to the bar al, says:
I say, bahtendah. give me q triie of aW
VAIN Lemonade Bill jackson snorteds
right out, an then says 4, Boys, what
dye say2 let's make the: dood drink gin,
It WIZ a go, so Bill walks up al, sIaps
the dood on the back like GIe,d break i'm
IN two. Bills the best man on the mus
Gle IN our hull kentry Say, says Bill,
you'd better drink gin but IT III
VAIN lemonade I .desiah, ( says the dood.
WAL says Bill, VAIN lemonade don't
go in these ere parts; You drinks gin Or
you drinks nuthin; you hear me- --e
ah seems to me your mistaken, says;
the dood, 'ithOut seemin, to see there Wlz
trouble ahead; 7 want Twink.
VAIN lemonade, an he rech ont fur the
glass. Bill wunk at the rest on Us, an.
says to the dood: Dye know what I'm;
a-goin' to do eff you tries to drink any
thing but ginY sWealIy, do not, NAH
deah boy. WAL says Bill, TIM a7goiny
to stand you on yer head in tibet air box
o saw DUST THAT would not be-
wight says the dood, a tippin' up his
glass to drink. Bill recb out an grabbed
i'm by the neck. an, I RsFer see man
| get licked so qnick."
bill was too much for him, was hep
No Stree, it wuz t'other way. It wuz=
Bill tibet got licked Jerusalem am Gin
raj Jackson, but how tibet dOod did jump
about! An every time o jumped q:
fetched Bill one on the aye ers under the:
ear er along the Jaw. sai Bfn couldn't
4 git within gnnshot nv I'm. Why, tibet air
tdood he'd more tricks fur fitfn, then Biz
lever dreamp' nv. Furst he'd be behind
Bill an then on top NJ In. an, then un-
der i'm, an every time Bill opened an
| eye the dood stuck a fist IN terry fist, 1T
didn't make no Offence tohim. He VIE
just about es handy with his thnmpers es
any. man needs to be in this world. It
didn't take him more'n minute to go
all around Bill AM over i'm an through
i i'm in the bargain; an then when he he'd
Bill pretty well licksd he took him the
allfredest crack on the nose an sent i'm
over in the corner behind the ice-box
| like bundle o. old clo'es, % 3s
what did he do ti,en?''
"Wy, he.iest turned arounr am brushed
the sawduss OF his knee where he'd ducked
down to come up ander Bill, an says he:
Gentlemen, will you all join me-
in a VAIN lemouade? An we jined i'm
too quick. y s.z
! "Yes, he's there yet, AMI guess he kin
stay unless the consumption gifts away
with i'm. There hain't nuthin' down there
tibet kin do it, that's sure Mirror Of
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