The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-09-24

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heat The weather can be said to be
red hot.
Acat has nine lives, and every
one Of them is a burden to some
body else.
At the last performance Of Jay.
Eye See Mr.. Case had no occasion
to kiss his wife.
Ifyou are determined to live and
die a slave to custom, see that it is
at least a good one.
The only quick trip that Gle
TallapOosa made was when she
went TO the bottom.
A man cannot obtain a lock Of a
girls hair until he has discovered
the key to her heart.
The best and most important
partofa mans education is that
which he gives himself.
A mosquito isn't a very pretty
bird Of prey, but he looks a great
deal better than he feels.
Scholars are frequently to be met
with who are ignorant of nothing
save their own ignorance.
1t is said that Victor Hugo doe,
his writing standing at a high desk
A Jobs comforter, probably.
The average life Of a 'locomotiv.
is only thirty years. This comes
of "steaming it" too much.
"Potery is the sister Of sorrow
writes Andre. We should say that
most poetry was old Sorrow herself.
From strictly journalistic point
of view Mr.. Robert Bonner owns
more than his share of fast horses.
Some Of the fashionable bathing
suits are made of silk; but then
watered silk has long been popu.
lar.
When a citizen gets under The
influence Ofliquor he is apt to say
very thin things in a very thick
voice.
He that, to the best of his power
has secured the final stake, has a
perennial fountain of joy within
him.
In the literory as we'll military
world most powerful abilities will
often be found concealed under 4
rustic garb.
Genius is onlyentitled to respect
when it promotes the peace and
improves the happiness Of man.
kind.
"Iu the sweat Of thy brow shall
thou eat thy bread" This is a
curse which has proved a blessing
in disguise,
Placut, whoever he was, is said
to have dipped dead while in the
act Of payinga bill. Let this be a
solemn warning.
Alta reception a young lady &C.
cidently set her back hair on fire.
When oxtinguished she said she
was glad it wasn't her best.
There ore various ways Of becom.
ing a man Of mark; but the easiest
and most effectual is to lean up
against newly.painted ratings.
"Pa, is it right to call a man born
in Poland a POle2" OF course, my
child" "Well then if a man Is
born in Holland, is he a Hole2"
A plain, genteel dress is more
admired, and obtains more credit,
than lace and embroidery in the
eyes Of the judicious and sensible.
The beauty Of the face is a fruit
possession, a short.liyed flower, on.
" attached to the mere epidormis,
but that oftho mind is innate and
Interchangeable.
There is key that will open
every lock, if We know how to forge
it; and, so with life, there is a right
path for every one ifIhey will only
search to find it.
A little girl who was watching a
balloon ascension suddenly OK,
claimed: "Ma, l shouldn't think
God would like to have the men &c
up to heaven alive" '
The memory ought to be a store.
room; mary turn theirs, rather Ia
a lumber room. Even stores grow
moldy, and spoil, unless aired and
used betimes, and then they, too
become lumber.
Flowers aud fruits are always CT
b.esents; flowers. because thsv ara