The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-12-05

OIL Ills pautS OF use q Snlngle nall.
people, generally, are great kick
ers," writes seine me-. Well, how
can they help being kickers? They
were born kickers. The very first
thing a baby does when it comes into
the world is to kick.
An exchange has an elaborate ac-
count of the newest wrinkle In stock
ings. 1t omits, however, to mention
the original wrinkle, which still on
tinues to carry on business at the old
stand under the heel.
"Whenever you speak tell the
TRUTH" said an ancient philosopher.
1t this principle were to prevail in
the Chamberlain Register editorial
room, silence would be SO thick you
could saw it into slabs.
The managers of the White Lake
dancing club have sent up a number
of invitations to Kimballites to at
tend tie next club dance which takes
place this evening. The GRAPHIC
returns thanks for the same.
L. A. Weeks has moved his Tenn
perance Billiard Parlor to the old
Bank of Kimball building where he
has now one Of the prettiest rooms in
Dakota. 1t will be a favorite resort
these long winter evenings.
Girls, if you would marry an enter
tanning man-one who will always
entertain you, like an angel, unawarcs,
marry a hotel keeper, one who has
Entertainment for man and"-we
forget the balance of the quotation.
Turkish women, like the men, wear
their pants the year round. 1t would
he a good plan for them to do as they
do in America, take their pants off
once a day, excepting when they put
up at a White Lake hotel for the
night.
A. B. Lucas sold two ocean Steam
ship tickets over the White Star Line
of steamers this week, from Amster-
dam, Holland, to Kimball, Dakota.
This is the one of the safest of ocean
steamers and the fare from Amster-
dam to New York, only $500. -
Castalia Republican.
Any young lady who scans the col
unns of the GRAPHIC this week in
search of something perfectly aw-
full" will be, we hope, happily disap-
pointed. We are going to reform
AS the girl said when she bought a
roll of cotton bait at the store.
Nj. Dan Burkholder, the foreman
of the Democrat office at Chamber
lain, has been purchasing some town
lots and contracting for the erection
of a new residence, and dame rumor
has it that it will not be occupied by
Dan alone. Well, Dan we have been
looking for this for some time.
Shake.
The opera house in Chamberlain
is offered to the M. E Church for ST.
600. The Register is authority (?)
for the fact that the structure cost
$4,000. We think its ewner is do
ing exceedingly well to get out of
Chamberlain with only a $4,000 loss.
There is more than one man IN that
town that would like to do the
same thing if he could find a
buyer.
The NJ. E. Church society of Cham
berlain are taking the necessary steps
to buy the opera house there for ST.
600. The Church Extension society
have offered $50 the Register %states)
to loan the society $4,000 of that sum
The opera house will be rented for
suitable entertainments. A big effort
will also be made to rent the two
room on the ground floor which
have always stood vacant. We think
the society had better count them a
dead loss, however.
The light fall of rain during the
last two months, and the near ap.
proach of the freezing-up season, in.
dictate that this section and country
will experience a water famine dur
ing the coming winter, the like of
which has never before been known.
The water in all the wells, ponds and
streams is lower than ever before
known, and unless the ground is well
filled, which is now not III the least
probable, there must be a great scar
city of aqua.-Painesville CO., Ad.
vertiser.
The farmers of California are re
ceiving the lowest price for theil
wheat they ever accepted, but they
say they are not discouraged, nor viii
fifty cents a .bushel (Which is perhaps
a fair average there this season. resul
in reducing the area of wheat til,
the coming year. Indeed they asser
that no better pork is made than tina