The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-02-09
"A flowing gown should be made of
watered silk, of course.

NubSlCu VI CuuEhc.
Playing hookey"-The COW that
tosses terrier over the garden wall.
Lawyers and doctors blunders have
been the cause OF more than one mans
choking to death. Some persons have been
known To choke from coughing. These in
stances are few if Jsdwin's Pine Tar Syrup
is used. Ter hottie, 25 cents and 81. For
sale ut Thomas drug store.
"A man may court an Investigation
but counting girl is far more prefer
able.
Birds in their little nests agree"
If they didu't agree they would fall ou'.
VA Decorative Art. Explicit directions
for every use are given with the Diamond
Dyes. For dyeing moses, grasses, eggs,
ivory. hair, &c. lOc Druggists keep them.
Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, VT.
"A pig is about the only animal that
is cured even if he dies, and thus he saves
his bacon.
If you want to fiud out whether n
man is a bachelor or man of family give
him a baby to hold.
No LONGER A QUESTION Of opinions
we guarantee every box of Acker's Dyspep
sa Tablets. Price 25c. and soc. Sold by
| DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and Z. A. Horn.
| Weissport.
| How great matter the kitchen fire
kindleth when husband and wife quarrel
about making it.
--Ten-dollar gold coins are called
! s,nool.s prohah hlu fNr Iha raoson that
riches have wings. B. @. 1882.
1t is not much of compliment after
all TO say th It man is sound. Some
men are nothing but sound.
AN OLD NURSE SAYS: Acker's Eng.
lish Remedy is BEST for coughs, groups,
diphtEeris, or bronchitis. Sold by DR.. CT,
Horn, Lehghtcn, L. A. Horn, Weissport.
"A Newman girl bit the ends off her
beau's moustache and she has ''felt down
in the mouth" ever since.
A fellow screws lis courage to the
sticking place when lie puts postage
stamp on written proposal of marriage.
The unsuccessful attorney is the man
who "pondered over many quaint and
curious volume of forgotten" law.
al have used KURARoFF for consump-
ton with the most wonderful success.
cheeriullv recommend il to all."-J. d.
Martin, Notary Public, New York.
DIR. Deems says kissing is a purely
American habit. Then the other folks
don't know what fun they're missing.
Many sleighing accidents are caused
by too close "hilchiug up" That is
true. But most couples prefer to take
the risk.
DIR. Graves Heart Regulator cures all
forms Of Heart Disease, nervousness snG
sleeplessDeSs.
The backbone of the winter is not
broken, but the spirit of the young mai
is when his best girl has discovered tha
, it is leap year.
An indianapolis paper says In,
weather continues geld. II that isn't 1
gehenna OF word to use We don't know
what il.
The man who prepares patent of
fee report must he immensely cheereC
. while at woIk by the thought that no
body could ever be hired to read tn
q thing.
= What combination of four letters il
4 our English tongue awakens such swee
' and tender reeollections as "home.
a Some persons may answer beer" bu
a they have no home,
!, The old Russian bands did not e
n footing aud hammeriug around will
A horns and drums. as is the fashion o
e this day. but they lAyei sweet music
4 sad aud slow, upon the gudok, the gus
!. ley, and the balalaikA.