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The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

COUGHS, HoARsESEss, SORE THROAT,
etc, quickly relieved by BRowN's BkOS-
CHGAL TRoCHEs. A simple and eitectnal
remedy, superior to all other articles for
the same purpose. Sold only IN bOfes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

A presents himself at
Police Headquarters. and asks to have
a general alarm sent out tor his daugh-
ter, who is believed to have eloped
with the coachman.
Describe her. if you please" says
the Sergeant.
"Well. she is dark complicated, and
wears a thingummy kind of dress, cut
bias. and as to her age. why she is two
or three years younger than you'd take
her to be-"
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Sorrow and gloom tue soul may meet;
Yet love wrings triumph from defeat;
And the coarsest hair can still be fine,
By using Magic CarboIine.
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AFTER upholsterers and carpenters,
weayers and artists Lave done all they
can for a house, and nature has warmed
1t with sunshine and pure air, it is still
bare and ccmfortless, if 1t wants that
which only a woman can give 1.-THE
touch of her hand, the work OF her
brain, the love of her heart.
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A Dow Iong bent at last waEeth weak

4 German test for watered milk con.
sists in slipping a we'll polished knitting
needle into a deep vessel of milk. and
then Immediately Withdrawing it in an
upright position. II the milk is pure.
. drop of the fluid will hang to the nee
die; but the addition of even a small
portion OF water will prevent the adher-
enee of the drop,
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The human spec es is composed OF
two distinct races, the men who borrow
snd the men who lend.
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In good fruit-growing localities. where
bare yet fertile land is worth 800 an
acre, fields set with fruit ready to bear
are worth twice to four times that sum.
Considering the increased value of he
land, the care which a farmer bestows
IN his newly-set orchard till it is ready
to fruit pays him better than any other
work done on the farm.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

The honest man, who msrries an
brings up a large family, does NOR
service than he who continues singh
and only talks of population.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

The difference between the effect of
BRAIN work and worry on the mind can
be compared to the difference between
the ease with which the stomach dis
poses of digestible food and the discom-
fort which arises when indigestible
masses are put into it. Worry is a
kind of dyspepsia of the mind. AS some
II has said it is to the brain what res
tanrant pie is to the stomach.
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The advantages of soiling consist of a
saving of land, a saving of fences, a saw
ing OF food, a saving Of manure and bet.
ter care given the stock, as well ss in
creased production from the land.
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4 short time ago, while the monks OF
the famous monastery of the Grand
Chartreuse, neal Grenoble, were
taking their usual weekly walk on the
mountain terrace, near the monastery,
which has partly been blown out of the
rock, a large number OF pieces OF rock
that mad become loosened In some way
came tumbling down on them from the
mountain overhead, buryiug five of the
monks in the debris. The noise of the
falling materials was deafening, and the
continuous slipping down of fresh gravel
AMI stones made it impossible for a time
10 do anything. When at last an effort
could be made to extricate the buried
men, it a found that one was quite
dead and the remaining four very seri.
ously injured.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

A great name is like an eternal cpl
taph engraved by the admiration of
men on the road of time.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

MoRg and better feed for chickens
Can be grown by planting sunhowers
than cor IN equally rich soil, The
suniower seeds should not be given as
an exclusive diet, but once a day in al
teruation with onr feed. Thefowls that
soonest learn to like them will be mark
ed by their bright combs, and will begin
laying fast.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Distilled water in the daylight is of a
deep blue color. BY gaslight the color
is green,
Good counsel rejected returns to en-
rich the giyer's bosom.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

DR. KLTSEs Great Nerve ~ltestorer Is the
marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. All
Its stopped free. Send TO ql Arch street,
Philadelphia, Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

A net0 variety of sulphur has been
obtained by NJ. Gernez in the form OF
very long prisms of a pearly texture by
rubbing the sides OF a test-tube contain
/ ng the suffused sulphur with the end of
a platinum wire or glass rod. When
the crystals are introduced into suiused
sulphur they give rise to a growth OF
similar crystrals throughout the mass,
and the formation is much more rarId
than that OF either of the previously
known forms.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

MAN is not a creation of pure reason,
he must have his senses delightfully."- APP
peaIed to.
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A Mew Sugar. Making Process
Louisiana planters are directing theii
attention to a new, process for extracting
uga invented by Konrad Trobach, OF
Berlin. 1t Is purely chemical, differing
materially from the mechanical process
now used, and if it shall prove to be all
it is claimed to be, will affect a revoln-
ton Ia sugar-makIng and cheaper the
article still more. Trobach's process
dispenses with crushing aud pressing
altogether; the cane is cut into slices by
means of machinery, and the water ex-
tracted from it by alcohol vapor, which,
having an affinity for the water absor6s
it,, but leaves the ~saccharine In the des-
lccated cane This is then treated with
liquid alcohol, which extracts the sugar,
and afterward the sugar Is extracted
from the alcohol, " the alcohol from
the sugar, by ~tltering through lime u
chalk. One great obstacle to the cheap
manufacture of Louisiana sugar is the
difficulty of extracting all or nearly all
the saecharine'irom the cane; a consld-
cradle portion is lost in the bagssse or
refuse which is thrown away or burned.
II this waste could be saved it would
cheaper the process l cent a POUND,
The present sugar-making machinery in
Louisiana would be an impeachment TO
the introduction of the Trobach method.
It is not adapted to the new process and
would have to be thrown away-a sacrt-
ice which the Louisiana planters could
III afford, as their machinery Is very
costly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

That virtue which requires to be ever
guarded is scarcely worth the sentinel.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

where stubble is left long, and has
not been beat down by %rasturing, it
affords a very considerable protection to
young cloYer. 1t prevents the snow
from being blown off by winter winds
and Is thus worth probably more to the
farmer than an equal amount of straw
in his stacks or barnyard.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

PONDER, if nothing more than corn.
starch, ruins the finest skin. In good
health alone lies security for good COM
p~lexion; no cosmetic, wash or external
application of any sort, can supply the
beauty of color health can give.
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Iu this life, it appears that we cannot
be entirely blest. but vet we may be
completely miserable.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13
Marriage. is by it's best title, monop
oily, and of the most individious sort.

PUREsT AND BEST CoD-LIyER OIL, from seIecf{
llyers, on the s~esshore, by Caswell, Hazard L Ni
N. \. Absolutely pure and sweet Patients VINO
have once taken II prefer 1t 10 all others. Physi-
mans leclara II annaEinr 10 an nthar ola
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation, stone,
Gravel, Catarrh Of the Bladder. 81. Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures when
every other so-called remedy fails.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

No GRAIN gives better returns for the
number of pounds than oats as feed for
young pigs. Oats are now in most pla-
ces cheaper by the pound than corn.
Oats will also fatten pork, but not so
rapidly as corn, nor will they make so
large a proportion of lard and fat meat.
Their chief advantage Is in furnishing
more bulk in the feed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

BIFKINs. whose wife's mothers sister
is stopping with him, says his chou e
is 'aunted.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

After men have travelled through a
few stages in vice, shame forsakes them,
and returns back to wait upon the few
virtues they have still remaining.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Pdlpitatton, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness,
indigestion, Headache, S!eeplessness, cured Oy
Wells Health Renewer.n
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Heart Pains.

A civil denial is better than a rude
grant.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

The mongoose, which was some years
ago brought from India to stop the raw
ages of the sugar-cane rot in Jamaica.
has increased in that island to such an
extent, and has becon g SO destructive
% poultry and even to fruit and vegeta-
oles. that 1t seems liable to o become
a veritable pest. Since being intro
luced from Europe, the dog has become
very numerous in a wild state in Aus
5ralia, but, instead of con6nlng itself to
subduing the Australian plague OF rab-
bits, it now causes a great slaughter OF
sheep. The weasel and the sloat which
New Zealand people have importeli from
England to keep down the rabbits. have
multiplied so rapidly that the remedy is
expected to become worse than the orig
nal sfl:ctlon in q very short time.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

BsDDING.-Secure a supply of stable
bedding before the wet and cold weather
sets III. Swamp grass, leaves, sawdust,
etc, are good. Do not use sawdust If
other material can be obtained easily,
as it is no advantage to the manure pile
until it is decomposed, and years are
acquired to accomplish that.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

If beans are quite dry when pulled
and that spread thinly on the barn floor
till well cured. Ii they are put IN mows
or stacks, some moisture will gather, and
more OF the beans will be discolored and
unstable,
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

No man is so fond Of liberty himself
aa not to irons of subiecting thss
own.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

To KEEP CIDER SWEET. TO a barrel
OF cider add II teacupfnl of mustard
seed. Pat the mustard in a bag il de-
sirable. Those who like cider slightly
fermented should add the mustard
when it suits their taste.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Riches in general are In every oun
try another name of freedom.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

The first fault is the child of simple
lty, but every other the offspring OF 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Ask for Ne!!s' though on Corna" f5& On OK,
som plete cure. Hard or soft cOrns warts. bunions.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

PoRK. The h%ealthiest pork cannot
be obtained from a clear feed of dry
corn. The disgestive organs of the ami
NAL so led are sure to get out of order
upon 10 heating a food, and thus the
whole system becomes tainted and I'M
pure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

FRIED P~ARsNIPs. Cold boiled pars-
nlps, cut in slices and fried in butter,
make a good side dish. If the family
is large and it is OF importance to econ
omlze butter, take one or two thin
slices of pork and fry them. When
they are almost done put the pieces of
parsnips in the frying pan with the
pork and brown them. A lump of but
ter can be added to give flavor to the
fat.
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WELL backed up-The dromedary.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

In EVERY house there should be a lit
tie nook in which a few simple remedies
are kept. Among them should be ex-
tract of ginger. Dovers' powder, pep
permint, chlorate of potash, bicarbonate
of soda, sweet oil, paregorlc, camphor,
a%rnica, a bottle of whlskey, cotton, cid
muslin for bandages, sticking plaster,
a box of ground mustard and some
ready-made mustard plasters. Always
strike a light when you go to get any of
these in the dark, and be sure you have
the right one.
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mo, GEORGE. our engagement must
be broken. Father has failed, you
know"
"When did your father fail? hadn't
heard Of it," he said, turning pale.
"He failed yesterday, and is very
much Frustrated in consequence. My
whole time must be given to him now
He needs my undivided care and atten-
ton and though it may break our
hearts, George, we must part forever.
"Noble girl, " thought George, hastily
grasped his hat, and with his broken
heart went out inio the night.
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CHAMPAGNE CREAM.-Take the yolks
Of three eggs and whip them up until
very stiff. In order to make the froth
more firm, add, during the whipping,
some pulverized sugar. When thor
oughly stiff pour in gradually a bottle
of California champagne, stirring while
pouring, and continuing it until the
VINE and the beaten yOlks are we'll
mixed. A tablespoonful of brandy i'm
proves the cream in the estimation Of
some. Ii used it should be added after
The mixing of the wine and eggs.
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CHAPrED HANDS, face, pimples ana rough skin
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas-
well, Hazard h Co.. New York. =
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MAJ have my doubts about Mr..
Grayfellow, my dear, and wish you had
aot said yes before consulting me.
Dapghter-"Why, what is the mat
ter with him?"
He has no trade, business or pro-
fession that | can discover, and certain
ly no expectations, as his relatives are
II pooE." .
Lushand he will lnake. "fGtergg 1894
be a quarrel from one years end to the
other"
"You think so now, no doubt"
"Ohl but ma, | am sure of it. He is
so amiable."
Perhaps his amiabillty has not been
tested
"Ahl but it has. You know how
most men dislike parents-in-law."
Yes"
well, he said he would not object
at all to living with you and pa"
DARLING" he whispered as the clock
sadly struck two, and he still sat there
trying to impress her with his love,
there is n thing l SO much desire.
Would you let me take something that
wouli be eternajly sweet to my re-
membrance?"
II don't know" she coyly replied,
making a move AS if to fall on a thirty
oect shirt front, ''but there is one thing
you could take that will fill my happy
sup to OVERLOOKING"
"What Is it, loved one?" ready to
catch her, but only a cold answer came,
hat sounded like the bottom of q. coal
oox in December.
"Yod might take your leave"
"BoYs.' said Jones, bursting INTO
the caucus, ''I've got hIml'
Got whom?'
''Ihe candidate that's sure to be
slected. Never said anything queer on
the tariff question, makes no distinction
Of color, couldn't tell the bloody shlrt'
from a white necktie. never makes
speeches and doesn't write letters"
Great Scott Who is her"
Brown. He's been deaf, dumb and
blind ever since he was born"
A NEw YORK Judge was annoyed by
the coughing OF a person in the court,
and after demonstrating several times
in vain, exclaimed, 81 am bound to
stop that coughing, Ill fine yon $40.
| think that will stop it,"
"Jedge," said the cadaverous man
who had caused the trouble, "Il be
within to pay $40 to hev that cough
stopped. Ell you ken stop it for $40
you'd better git down off EN- that bench
and go to practicin' medicine, There's
money in 1t, ledge money in it,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

WHEAT bran fed to COWS produces a
good flow of milk, but does not make
butter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

CtcoANUr BISCUIT. Ingredients
Two cocoanut, their weight in powdered
sugar, white of four eggs. Crate finely
two c~ocoanuts, weigh after they are
grated, and add and equal weight OF
powdered sugar. Beat the whites of
four eggs to a frosh. aud keep adding it
and beating it in with the %cocoanut and
sugar until it forms a rather soft but
thick paste. Use a wooden spoon for
beating it. Drop small portions of this
paste upon wafer paper and bake in a
slow oven; they should be d pale cream
color. When done, break away all the
wafer paper excepting that which adj
heres to the cakes; let them remain
until cold, and they are ready for use.
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Mss EsMFRALDA LoNGCJFFIN, WAC is
not as attr active as she was thirty years
ago, has recently taken to crockery
painting. In other words she paints
her mug, her own mug, and she kalso-
mines her features so artistlcally that
she looks like another woman. kosci-
usko Murphy passed her on Austin ave
nue. without speaking.
"Why, Mr.. Murphy, what have
done that you should not recognize
me?"
81 don't know what you have done,
replied the brute, '.but you are so beau
tiful all at once that | did not recognize
you"
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Sick Headache

0ICk
"For the past two years l have been
afflicted with severe headaches and dyspep-
STA. 1 was induced TO try Hoods Sarsapa-
rlla, and have found great relief. cheer
fully recommend it to all" Mrs. E. +.
AxNABLE, New Haven, Conn.
Mrs. Mary C.. Smith, Cambridgeport, Mass,
was a sufferer from dyspepsia and sick head
ache. She took Hoods Sarsaparilla and
found it the best remedy she ever used.
Hoods ~Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists, 81 six for S.. Made
only by @. /. HOOD & Co, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
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r no N LADY
EDEE information about
Ill The Southwest.

Maps. pamphlets, papers. etc, giving detailed
information concerning Lands. Farming. Stock.
raising. Fruit-growing, Mining, Manufacturing, etc.
in kansas, CoLoRApo. NKw MExIco, ARzoRA.
CALIFORNIA and Oh Mexico sent FREE on appica-
ton to c. B. SCHMIDT. Commissioner Of lmmI.
grafton, A. T.. < 5, f, X. R., Topeka, kas,
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CRACKS in floors, around the mold
board, or other parts of the room, may
be neatly and permanently filled by
thoroughly soaking newspapers in paste
made OF n pound of flour, three
quarts of water, and a tablespoonful of
alum, thoroughly boiled and mixed.
The mixture will be about as thick as
putty and may be forced into the
cracks with a case knife. 1t will hard
en- like PAPER mache.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Eptstolary matter usually compriseth
: re topics: News. sentiment and
1uns.
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PARSLEY mi BUTTER. - Wash and
pick leaf by leaf some parsley, put a
teaspoonful of salt into half a pint of
boiling water, boil the parsley about
ten minutes, drain it on a sieve, mince
it quite fine, and then bruise it to a
pulp; put it into a sauce boat and mix
with 1t by degrees about one-half pint
of drawn II melted butter. Serve in
the sauce boat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

LOOK here, Bridget" said a Van
Ness avenue matron to her cook the
other day, 81 really can't allow you 10
have company in the kitchen every
night"
''It's al. along with the terrible fire
in Chicago, mum.
What on earth has that to do with
ito"
"Why, mum. ever since then l do be
afraid of fire, so that have one OF the
boys from the engine house around the
corner come and sit with me evenings.
1t do make me feel more comfortable
like somehow"
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

How TO USE COLD TURKEY.-PIck
the meat off the turkey-bones, shred it
in bits not too small, add dressing and
pieces of light biscuit cut up fine, mix
together and put in a dripping pan.
Pour over 1t any gravy that Is left, aid
water to thoroughly moisten but not
enough to make it sloppy; place in a
hot oven for twenty minutes and when
eaten all will agree that the turkey is
better this time than it was at first,
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

A CHINESE waul-C .lestiaI music.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

SOUTHERN MODE OF COOKING SWEET
PoTAroEs.-Flrst, boil them thoroughly,
then peel and mash them until they are
quite smooth. rubbing IN a spoonful of
butter and an eve saltspoon of salt
this will season enough for a small fam
lily. Bake this mixture in a pudding
dish and serve in the same; or drop
large spoonfuls in a pan or tin sheet,
and bake in this shape.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

Man ] tile kno vs. what calamities are
beyond his patience to bear till he tries
sIapn
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-12-13

HusBASD-'It looks like rain, my
dear. DON'T you think we had better
take an umbrelia?'
Wife-"Oh. no, we don't want to be
bothered with it.
Husband-"You take great chances,
my love-
Wlfe-''I know | do. If L were a
man / would be a bold Spectator. /
would never be content, like you, to dc
an ordinary, humdrum business that
would just bring me a living"
An hour later, the couple standing
in a narrow doorway with the rain
beating 6ercely in
Wife-'How do 1 looh?"
Hustand-"Very much like a specu-
lator-sharer of my joys and sorrows.
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Corn DODGERS. TO one quart of corn
SP00Hror 0r- Iu ~-1 a small tables
water ana beat hard a few minutes;
drop in large %spoonfuls in a well creased
pan. The batter should be thick enough
TO just iatten on the bottom, leaving
them quite high in the centre. Bake
10 d hot oven.
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If the cellar Is damp, all roots should
I've placed 10 bins with slotted bottoms,
slightly raised from the ground, that
the air may draw up through the heap,
thereby preventing the gathering of too
much moisture. If, on the contrary, it
be dly and warm, put them directly on
the cellar bottom and cov with sand,
moss, leaves or straw. Salt hay is bet
ter than straw where it can be procured,
as it packs more closely, and the salt is
an ADDITIONAL protection in drawing
moisture. A few advocate packing in
sand, but this involves the moving of
too much material. \ few bushels
thrown upon the top of the heap will
II wer all purposes. In all cases, il
the cellar is not dark, the heaps should
he covered from the light, if the root is
wanted 10 be in It's best condition in the
Spring.
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DOMESTIC

nITAR OH RosRs Ut takes D thou
sand roses 49, we grains OF altar
In the mg]& q the re blooms collected
by hand aud distilled into clay stills
with twice their weight of water-the
water which comes over being set to
cool all night, aud throwing mp the thin
finn OF oil which covers 1t in the morn
ing like cream OIL new milk. This Is
the altar. which must be caefully swept
off with a feather and transferred to a
small phial. After repeating this oper-
alton night after night and morning
after morning until nearly all the oil
has been extracted, and the little which
it is impossible to separate so 1avoring
the liquid that it Is sold as rose wa
ter"
TURKEY HAsH.--Cold fowls may he
made into a nice breakfast dish as fol-
lows: Chop the meat very fine; put
half a pint of gravy into a stew-pan
with a little piece of butter rolled IN
flour, a teaspoonful of catsup, some
pepper and salt and the peel of half a
lemon, shredded very fine: put in the
turkey or chicken and shake it over a
clear fire until 1t is thoroughly hot.
The above proportions are calculated
for one turkey. 1t may be served with
two or more poached eggs. II there
are not eggs enough to allow one for
each guest they should be broken with
a spoon and mixed with the hash just
before serving. 1t should be piping
hot.