The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-08-02

There are 76O3,OOO farmers in thu
United States, the next lurgest number en-
gagged in other pursuits being miners anc
manufacturers.
va Well dressed people don't we,
dingy or iaded things when Zoe and guar
anteed Diamond Dyes will make them gnud
as new. They are perfect. Get mt YOU
druggists aud he economical. Wells, Rich
ardson & Co., Burlington, VT.
"A hog fell into a Connecticut milk
mans Gun oi milk The other day, and wher
he was ished out be felt So blue that b,
cnuldn't hop.
IT, you have failed % receive benefit from
other preparations, try llood's Sarsaparllla
II is the strongest, the puresr, the best, The
cheapest.
Carlyle says: Laughter means sym.
pathy." This will bring comfort To the
man who has inadvertently trodden on 9
banana peel.
II DON'T FEEL WE'LL" The stom.
ach is out ui order; neglected, that mean:
chronic dyspepsia. You should take Arker',
| Dyspepsia Tablets and avoid this terrible
disease. Sold by G T. Horn, LehigntOn.
and w + BIery, Welssport.
Young men who ride bicycles have had
convention recently. Those who whee.
wheelbarrows were not INVITED.
Harily newspaper printed but speak:
OF a sudden death by heart disease. Dr.
Graves leurt Rsgula tor would have cared
II, strong assertion, but many haye SAID
they were taken irum the grave by it. ST
per botlle at druggists.
Although your doctor may say You owe
your life to him, he will not Ia ke it in set
tlemenL or the bill.
AN OLD NURSE SAYS: Acker's Eng
lish Remedy is BEST for coughs, croups
dphtEeriv or bronchitis. Sold by DR.. c. r.
Horn, Lehightcn, W F Biery, WeIssport.
1t is Motel as an Interesting TACT that
the wages of sin have not been cut down to
any preceptble extent.
The pink of fashion comes in a saucer.
Every farmer should at least have one
coAniy paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, VIII. .ah contains all the latest 10.
cal news. Only $l.OO year.
The roll rf honor-that which the hon
est merchant carries.
One doesn't notice that car window
is sanything like an oyster until he tries to
open it
ARE YOU Miserable through ndigesti ion
Sour StumHch, or Constipation? Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets We guarantee will relieve
you Sold by DR. Il Horn, Lehightou and
W F Bev, Wrissport.
A New Jersey PAPER asks: "ShalI we
buy Cubu?" Certainly, il you want it. TIE
United States don't.
The clmplexion Of the Japanese is de-
scrlbed as a compromise between old gold
and brass kettle.
-ELECTRlCITY.-Oi oil the known
Electro Gulvanic Appliances at the present
day it is now conceded by the Medical Fra
lernIty aud Electricians generally, that the
American Galvanic Co.'S Howard SHIELDS
are the best possessing intrinsic Electrical
merits, as one shield or appliance can be
fitted to amy part OF the body, which is not
true Of any other. See advertisement in
another column ol this paper. - Eieetr1e Ga,
Eetts.
Two things that do not require a man
man to conduct them are bob tail car
and a strong minded woman.
Repeat this with an air Of assurance to
a clerical punster Church music is not
difficult To a choir"
Avoid cheap goods. The Hop Plaster
cures pains and aches where other plasters
simply relieve, 25 cts. at all drug stores
When did George Washington take his
first rider When he took a hack at the
cherry tree.
When is a Chinese the most like veg
etable2 Why, when a queue cumbers his
head. OF cnurse.
WHAT WILL sroP MY CoUGHISo Ar
will. Price lOc, SOC. & 81 Sold by Or. G.
7. Horn, Lehightou, W + Biery, Weiss
port.
1t is all right tp toll bell, but il
makes a difference bow you DO il. A man
once told Brooklyn belle he would
marry her, and il cast him five lhousaud
dollars because he dldn't.
We heard Of man the other day who
was said TO be mean enough IN steal a onrt
Of paint. But he cant equal the man who
tried to steal dogs pants.
1t is estimated that there are 500 deaf
mutss In 81. Louia