The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-11-28

! upp .es promised 3y you and forNsS9;SaIed
ny iarrioth aau several of the writers
nave sent later notes stating that their
". = are developing into wrong shapes
anu sizes, Look At tEisfrom Al Thayer,
of Cincinnati: ~
DEAR Nh . MoRRs--T regret to state
'hHI The souvenir pup kindly expressed
70 me some time since by MIR. liarrjatL
mas turned cut regular terrier, with a
vicious disposition and wicked eve,
watch ought to be BACKED wonder
whether the express messenger changed
dogs on me, or do you think that The
climate of the Ohio valley has so affected
the hair, teeth, tail and temper of the lit
tie brute that its dear mother would NOT
know the spiteful little cuss? / con
TESS that | am puzzled and also more or
/ SO disturbed by its possession. Would
there bs any objection to NV donating
the sassy beast to my iriena Harris, AS y
| llightful example of good little dog
gone wrong2 Yours with logged deyo.
tom as ever. l.. THAYER.
Then came auother-from New Or
leans:
! NJ IS CLARA MoRRIs-Dear Madame.
Your dog is g'owing bald. What Kind
OF hair restorer do you recommend?
ours respect!Ally, D.B
! Ana stll another-from st. Louis.
| DEAR Miss Morris: | don't know
hluch about dogs, and therefore I write
to inquire il it is proper for hlaeI,-and.
Tan pup 10 wear short gray hair, blear-
eyes and savage expression? The
little beauty" which you were so kind
as to send me last spring would scatter
Sundsy-schOol picnic on sight. Can
! shoot him without wOunding your
ieeling2 Telegraph answer.
| Yours sincerely, JOINS w. N.
4 And then:
| ATLANTA, Oct. 23.-Miss Clara Morris.
IhanNs Tor the curiosity which YOU so
( kindly sent me, 1t is unique, ana am
glad OF IT, Its probably fortunate for
society that such things are scarce. Tbe
color seemed u little oil, so have had II
| dyed deep-sea green. Nobody else in
/ Atlanta wears - green pap, and mine 4,
attracting considerable attention. So
am /, Oh account of il. The suuny
sou ~ waiting 10 receive you with
oP'u tri'lS' Auurs, amiably,
FRANK SWALE.
INV ORLEANS, Nov. l.-MIss CLARA
MoEfls; EslIMABLE ARTIST Ann
tEIENp:-- am slow to give "a dog "A
bad name,' anu am particularly relmrt.
ant to characterize the quadrupSd lately
addressed to me. Pardon me If | con-
Tess that my reluctance is attributable
to the fact that | can not light upon a
name bad enough for the dog and The
occasion. What would you christen tho
CutI nave thought of Deception, De-
luslon, Fraud, Fake, Alvin J0sin and
Smoked Ham, which it chiefly respm-
bles. But feel the need of something
even more suggestive and appropriate,
Perhaps you can help me cut. Some
lhlng wicked ought to be tackled on to
the beast for life. / don't wonder that
you gave II away. / wish l could. Tel
egraph me \ ilsme that will mortify the
brute and calm my psrturbed spirit, |
am sincerely yours,
NATE BunsArs.
And finally this one:
HARTFORD, On, Sep. l0.--Miss Clara
Morris: One day last spring | received
hpoS with your compliments and live
10Y dog. Tbs dogsis well, but no betlor
than II ought to Be. | dislike veli0w
dogs with absent tails. don't insist
upon dog having three eyes, but ii YOU
could exchange this pet for q pup with
Two eyes and corresponding pair of
nina legs you would confer an eyerlsst-
ing boon upon yours litterurily,
~ =, NJ. TWAIN.
Now Frank, what does all This
neanr exclaimed the gentle actress in
zones or simulated anger. WHIST gay
joke Is TINS you have boon
making upS" Frank protested that
he could not explain the case.
and said that he would wiro Harriott
Tor Information. An hour later he
rushed wildly back to the boudoir of
Miss Morris and handed her dispatch
read thus:
accepted your orders FOR twenty.
seven pups for future delivery. Alaskss
margin was insufficient To meet Tho de-
maud, so went on tue market aud
secured all the ucw stock In sight. and
| MED your comm ssious. II not lip Ia
sample can't help it. Draw 10 mild neyt
| time. YourS U.pur,r'r
! FRANK claims that this yiudi1Ates him,
! and leaves the responsibility 10 h.
! equally divided between Mr.. Hsrriott
and Alaska.