davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
AMI RLADIAG
RAILROAD.
FROM STATIONS or

FROM STATIONS or
NEW-JERSEY CENTRAL DIVISION
FOOT OF LIBERTY.s ST. NORTH RIVER po,,.l
Direct connection o to q hTddE Im BBGY s "a An'i
TINE TABLE0tIIAKIMG ETEEbNGr - 5 rook
400 80 ! e 5 9 49, t 90 i SO Sg u
Dsct a5 ;, Wya: SSa,S,!
S SSSsnu aid F NHGr4 e. GSa~''''''' '''
pRAwINGROoM CARS Oh all Day Trains and sLEEPiS ?
Returning leave pHILADEIPHJA. Ninth and Grs,nstst
$50 $50 924 jl9oa d5 stSS go c RIA 4.V
M az S6 $40 200 $50 ~ I6O $780, 5i90 $50
pm SUNDAY, bis m, $50 p m. !
Lqays TE6SToN Warren aGs T tS S. q a. sT
by soi2 '2s, i ga a M, els p m =!
iSs TIHEH% SIRE It sgSSSHE 5E%.S'%N'
For READING and HARRIsBURq a. 800 40 g0o Iih5
H. 100. $50. 400 $50, ct' 1900 p nj sundays
For SCRANTON at 7l5. 900 m. 345 m: q, ooo r..
FGr W{LHEsBAE9E and PsTpssT9Ss y5 D. M Wv
For DRIFToN at 7'l6 a. m, 9i40 p. -
ForTAMAoUA st7l5, 745, 900 - IN. 100 'So S'S' N0~
For -' RrTHIEHrx. ALLENTOWN and MAUcH cMusS55
s4oo 1iio, 800 a. ~, 100 $780, SAs' o'o p H.
For pAsroS a. 400 7ls, 7,i5 eOos m, 100 iso ~
70: :0S st tsT % hisR bRtDSE BRANCH "'"s
900 q. m, 400, ti9Op.m N. ,.o ,oo .sl
Fs so gt ss5 qsSns.yt SSi "' -' ,
d 4se ssS sSS 5S S 500 $50 $50
ZOO 500. lo'Sop IN sunday'Hf SUI "'
For 7ls ~ 80 SG ssd s So M
s sQO $50 SS S soY s Ss Zoo ig SO 900
Fol- ELszABEST Ca q 100 go , gS9 sS f :Sc
stssoS isbS SP? T. IsSTSSD4Ys A. sO0 s''' ID" w
sSS S, s ;sO S sS 80 s1s ~ q. rs
tip 400 $50 500 80 zoo $50 S 60 IS 1880 llhs
Rs .ss SSS ysis .sS 81 s Io iSs ,a ="
SOC g n Except i,sS oee. :s S 1s%
sn, 1900 NJ. Ai0Op IN. sup a.
For FREEHoLD-At 7:A6. ma IN, 2So :. ., ~ :, 90
For LAKEWOOD. TONS RIVER and BARN
Far EEAca HAvgv. ATLANTIC CITY, vISELASD~
BRIDGEToS at lto p m. IA,
NEw-JERsEY SOUTHERN DlVlslUs
From PER No 3 NcTth I Rye y "a s isst
lis, S&6. i4b, bS0 p. IN. Sundays " ~ "a M tA
For ATLANTIC HIdHLANDs at '''O' WV -
ror EiprRoy. AsBURY PARK, OCEAN, GgSo COX ltsIy
PIFAskNT etc AZ GOO II 90 M, liS IN Grove
p m sundays Except AsSury Park ana '''- -
Far LAKEWOOD TONS RIVER ana BARSE'~
am. las. s;4b m. Sundays 200 a ~ vtNEIASp
For BEACH HAVEN, ATLANTIC CITY, I,
BRID6EToN. &C, las p m x.S
Ticket, be ;s RF ssg 8 fo e.: &c.
e. f sgs ?S ss s:s IL sfs
S:;YG sss c sSa f Fn srs:tyF
fD At rSmpsn, vii cal for check
hotels q rs;dssss 'd'''n''sSn HANCOCK rst
u 9sn s1l SssPs O. As lie liberty =. s..s
Fer ether Steamboat and Railroad AIS 's'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
TO THOUSAND ISLANDS.
ROME, WATERFOWL AND oGDENsBURC
RAILROAD
THE POPULAR ROUTE.
80 49,. .-.rsvrY - mn, -, -,


Trains leave GRAND CENTRAL DEPOT Wis ROME for
CAPE VINCENT. OGDFNsBURd and NORWOOD p. n,
daily and 2 n. daily except saturday oswEG0 and
WATERFOWL 1880 M. week days and p. m. daily and
il m daily except saturday 9p M train has WA0NER
SLEEPER 70 CAPE VINCENT. and on arrival OF all trains
the new fgst steamers ct LAWRENCE and THE ISLAND
BELLE have for CLAYTON. ROUND ISLAND. THOU;
SAND ISLAND PARK and ALEXANDRIA DAY aud
steamer MAUD for KINGSTON. only ohouIs from Cape
Vim mi a Alexandria
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
Nem 11nt!lfallons.
DEAD~EVERY OTHER SATURDAY.

DEAD-EVERY OTHER SATURDAY.
AZ NUMBER lG-AUGUsT q
Containing Mt Desert Love Stofy'
WHICH WILL 1T BEf
,,, ~, oovernor Cleveland and Ben Buter scna b
Itoar and President Eliot FTsnkln IN n story
Trials, No. I'LL Also JACK, on ,a, 1nporUc
SERMON BY PHILLIPS BkoOhS'
with a picture Of Trinity Churoh'
prcutano and Az sncan News Co. hsVeit
81 80 per annun
.,,ypv OTHER sATURDAY PUBLISHING co,
~ Devonshirestr Boiloh. Mass.
DRACTICAL COOKEkl.
L NINE LECTURES on COOKING
MISS MARIA pARLoA
SERIES OF klrSSEHbEtEr I hE?SoN' WIZ" Dh"o'
rpIRrNE EXTRA. No. s5........PRICE, rs GENTS
Address ..
THE TRIBUNE New-York.
PROPER PRIDE.
PRICE TEN CENTS.
me TRIBUNE NETWORK:
TWO USEFUL BOOKS
TRIBUNE ALMANAC
FOR 1854.
THE PRESIDENTIAL YEAR
q1t osIc, Toht.csl ana statistical authority
EDITED BY
THE HON. EDWARD MCPHERSON.
PRICE 80 CENTS COPY COPIES FOR ONE DOLLAR
TrIBrNE INDEX
An Index under Topical Heads Of the Worlds Hh0y "ui
ne 1853, as detailed In the columns
The DAILY TRIBUNE.
PRICE 90 cents 90 80 20 "a go al
Index Of the previous Years $50 dr.s %
VA" '-''" ~ ' TIE TRIBUNE, New-Nork.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
DENNSI RAILROAD
TO
LONG pPANCV

LONG BRANCH.
Stations foot Of Dcsbrossoss aud foot Of clsntss
Splendid Passenger Cars Pullman Paror Cars
LEAVE NETWORK or WEEKDAYS
AIS. 71O m u ami $40 p $40 lLinited), $40
D, and p m.
LEAVE NETWORK OK SUNDAYS
4il6, 8 q. m. and p III.
RETURNING TRAINS
LEAVE LONG BRANCH ON WEEKDAYS
T. s.05 s35 Limited, o. and 92o l. 445, $50 and
LEAVE LONG BRANCH on SUNDAYS
$500 . N, 445 and $50 p IN.
Direct connection to and from Brooklyn Amer Boats
which between jersey CITY ami foot OF FuOnst Brook
Ign. -,
tanned at the follow ing Of1ces Of the Company
NEw.YORRi
Nos $40 and 400 broadway No Aston House, No e4s
Broadway station foot DesbrOssess, station foot Cort
iandtst Station Jer5ey city, Buschs H0tol Hoboken.
BROOKLYSi
No. Court-st Brooklyn Annex station foot OF Euonst
CHAs. Z. PUGH, ]. r. WOOD,
General Manager General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
Miscellaneous
7 ONDON INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE,

ONION INTERNATIONAL COLLEGE,
sprine Grove near Tsieuorth Midlesex west england
% miles from HYDE Park corner miles from Richmond
Founded under the auspices OF the late Richard Golden
suguraed by II. n Tho Prince Of Wales July To- 1907
French Uernan taught every boy Terms 40 so ana
90 runess ARRANGEMENTS can be for pupils TO stay
dnlng the vacations. or spend France Germany
Head master III II. LADELL NJ A. T. q. y. Prospeetnses
can be had Of KEEL & co. 462 Broome-st New York
references ~ parents VI American pupils also be
obtained.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
STEAMBOATS, an6 nallroaaa

A -R0NDOUT, KINGSTON and cara
g., Kill NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. At orans,on. -
Yeintl Oornwsll EewburE Marlboro Milton -
Glove sDs s1nSecu2s with Ulster ana Ds.vss ~
stsaners cry OF Kingston and James VI BALDWIN -
esnt TsSs av Z. M Pier - foot West l0tas ri
. Mssdeus aregt r s 90 ssEsSanE
CATSkILL MOUNTAINS IN
rIeiEht steamer Will leave &C p m SATURDAY., 49, =,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
STEAMBOATS, nn0 lidllrcd0s.
| ONG BEACH.

4 ONt BtACH'
aI n9T nat 91a.P qry sTYo': ,'p e..
connect Ia'iy, eicept suad,y, sos 1908 II !. 2G5
G % o 5oj o5 o s sYS only $780, $780, 1850
I EIIIGH VALLEY Passenger
NJ 4,lUs m t. BtOanl y Tor Iaaun bethlehem, Allen
town. Rcadng Mauch thuns Wllkeshaifr, Iowanda, wa
through coahe' rup daily Local trains At m aud 40
D. M loi laatnn. bethlehem aud ,oplav.
ali p""ia In Ma6aooy ani Ra'ia"n oopi scaons sunday
taha lrrai ut Mauch chunk nne ~ Leave Manoh CHUNK
oesofd raaeta oioo, 80 gl' l,ws,IGeytoy -
NETWORK CENTRAL AND HUDSON
though Jlahs viii iaaye ifspa saliAi iepot
IA Western View Yea aht Noflhe,a t'pFees Win
.d 40 a. s, T,d ssgo s'RGis, rIA s s%SF ''ri
sesa tss Ere Cleveland and Toledo arvln! al Chicago
Uooa, ~ s.lat'ss Lake GEORGE and Montreal express
iOsOs M CHICAGO EIprsss dra wing room cars Canaan.
daigua CHICHESTER Niagara gals Buffalo and hiohnrld
lila m. Western NewYork and Northern Express with
's5 Qua, Albany Troy Saratoga Lake George ami Utica
Express through drawing room ears.
y p m Accommodation to Albany and Troy.
Falls Rufao Cincinnati Except saturday. Toledo Detroit
$50 p m Express with sleeping to syracuse and to
Auburn road a % ratio also 10 Montreal
pa Hsea EF's v 2Sd '' b iSF FS Chicago
81 Lou 9 NS 4 b SeePt ba,v and
Troy Connects with the morning trans for the West and
Tickets on sale at Grand central Depot, No Rowling
Green 252 and 425 Broadway, and at Wescots Express
and 1913 washington and 80 Fulton sts Brooklyn and 10
observation-disclosures IN dflwinglcou and sleeping
procured any Of the ticket offices in NewloA CITY and AZ
BaTgag Called for and checked from residence.
.T6ese u41s run daily AL others daiy e4geR sunday
General Superintendent General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03

BLOOMINGTON LINE.
For BOSTON and all points EAST
The only direct line 70 WATCH HILL and NARRAGAN.
SET PIER steamers leave PIER SO N. r. daily except
sundays, at p.
Thrce from steamers landing through to Boston
First ahead Of other ne sure 70
make connections in BOSTON FOR THE EAST.
PROVIDENCE LINE.
For Providence. Worcester Nashua, and al
WHITE MOUNTAIN POINTS
Train Providence from steamers laudpg6 m runs
through to WHITE MOUNTAINS Fabyansl without change
Parlor attached
Steamers sasd and Massachusetts, leave from PIER
20 y r. daily. except Sundays Al > p. m
and state for both limos may be secured In
New ork at House 267 89T, 49, 1885, 9t2 Broad
way Firth Avenue windsor Hotels Brooklyn at 1913
Washr gton. st. 73O Fulton.st.
Send for summer cursiOn book
\ W. POPPLE. @. 7. A. III West-st. N "
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03

L Broadway reop"ns Nonday -GYi j. I.is !, ne p4e,i
achuO ~ tho city and undoubtedly the most
thorou IN schor kind anywhere IL il tho school ~
schools for boys anl young who dcsIe0 go night tnd
foremost INTO business what taught there every business
know and much that ~ taught c9nnoi be learned
elsewhere me- well TIE school has been cst1hs ci now for
twenty seven ycar3 and hourishng never
vigorous II hos ccn alive, ~ inc best cuisines,
n nudi- everywhere spoken Of us inst
rate school II frat school and Il the best dime
10 atou -cui for circular T.
= <. PACKARD, sos Broadway
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03

MISS ANNETTE SCHENtk'S BOAkDlNF
vi AND DAY SCHOOL Tor lOung Ladies and Children,
A ScWGOrk facing central PARK VIII
omen October 1t. Kindergarten Primary and ,"urfmte
oursc Ctrcu ara Application References: BISHOP ocV
on. Of PeunayIvania Assistant Bishop Po'tc, Hon. Id
wards Terrcpont and Judge Barrett supreme CONT NeW'
work. Ishop Iittleohu aud Rev Noah Hunt SChenck,
u T.. nroos iyu; Cen Il G.. sCleu.k Washington. II. c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03

DVERTISEMENTS FOR TIE NEW:
a YORK TRIBUNE WILL Re RECEIVED At THE
TPtoyVN OFFICES 30. ...s broadway corner Thirty
6rst n until D. l and BOZ Wc' wcutytrL1t. corner
Eigbth.avc, No. 1913 Fouihd'e corner fGillcenlhsI'
40 hrlave corner Forty .cycuthst Nos LOO Third
ave near Si1ticst, and AT the ia HLEM OFFICE, =. W
Third ave. corner up W
So. H. at regular Office rates
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
lnetructloli.
For Boys and Young Men-City.

- 1O3 WcAt blth .st.-On Central PltA.
For bows and yunng men from Z" ~
Reopcns september ~, 1881
UNIVERSITY GRAMMAR StliOOl' n.,....
L No 1A13 Broadway near 4ld-'t; i7h wear limsii
md ta.s,nl departments instruction thorough
r,,, r,s moderate NJ ~ HOBBY. W T. AKIN, Principals
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
For Roth SeEes-City.

-CTRCULARS OF BEST SCHOQlS
"A. free TO parents PLEASE give particulars "a MIRIAM
COZ KIERE Il 90. 81 East l1tn-st. Union square
PARENTS will find free best schools
\ CITY countrv and Europe solid tuition boar! aud
dSc'ninc at IEGENDREs Acknowledgment Teachers
1 = broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
For Young Ladies-City.

4 I 7 III WIN7T4N III'I' y = ''IIT''I'I'' ''
" aud German school 2O}l ffih ave. , .-o,
Boarding pupils t4U0 per annumi WIN music f'u''
ADVERTISEMENT FOR Tie. NEM,-,
" yONk TRIBUNE Will RI NilllNEn ', ~ ~
Irtpt,N pLITgIs OIL 4 Broadway corner lhH'}
6tst 81 until y m and 91t wet twenty rlsl ,@lnsf
piebth ave No iEl Toutthn,c. corner fontl9nihst'
-g0 Thri ave corner Forty ecvcnthq Nn9 iWu, NV,
ave near -itietbst and AZ the HARLEM nttl'f7 ~ Wv
third ave. corner One hnhlieu ahulNth' "f ~
IN. In. M IngnlnI nnlrr I0Ira
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03

/ ltouatatntt 10 oilrpr tfuvrraity AMI business,
fuTI siuWN, PENN ...... -
utnto, limited inrtrlard. now hulhlnga anu
,,au 4t.ani Ehtrd htuirrfiif ulnvW"lw IN
hot ind cold water aud single hode Throughout aapey
a,,inn,nts tvUn4eiuw complete. undti ii'ttlnh NJ rY
a,ian aud ape,ia instruction linnp npl,e,!g' ''''S
ltUpithl
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
SYLVANUS REEDS


Book StOrcs.
MISS NORTH and MISS BARNES School FOR
" Young Ladies' Mldisonayc COuracs In college pre-
paraon Classes children ana opportunities FOR special
completing thc college preparatory course
viii be admitted Wellesley College without further e.
ami
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
I,RtNCII PROTESTANT B0ARDlNU aud

DAY SCHOOL Tor Young adieq lu tae = ms ately
utsuI MOI Fi L. = CT AnBONNlEH
and iutmerly ma Parts,
will bo ronppn,d October D. hv thpil a1rccaaotH,
pVuI FsuiH and MADAM AllNth tolIN'
lnLl illIIa q al InLI-nI nlnIINIla
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03

EOSTE SCHOOL, -
CLIFTON SPRl NG~, y. Y
IT, rnr III, ,pt. n,Iv wa GLO LOOMS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
NORWICH LIE TO BOSTON, WORCEs;

~ TER. NASHUA, PORTLAND and tho wHiTp3
MoUNTAiNs without transfer CITY Of "orce.,sT III
Csnast York, Tuesdays Thursday and saturdays
AMI the popular "City OF Boston" on Mondays Wednesday,
Limited and ETcursion Tickets At reduced rates State
rooms be secured 2O7 Broadway and a. Pier 40 ef
porior advantages are offered by this line "a FASH
fRFTGUT TfVF. Two steamers each every weetiAyJ
For informant on referring passenger height rates apply
Ia q. W. BRADY AEenk
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-03
NEW-HAVEN STEAMBOAT CO.'S STEAM

NEW-HANEN STEAMBOAT IOS STEAM
~ sRs. c, II NoRTHAM AND cQNIINESTAL lsa,g
II sundays included connecting a. New Haven witE
special trains .Or BERIDEN, HARTFORD, SPRING,
FIELD. HOLYOKE. &c Tickets sold and baggage checked
Of 94l Broadway Y, and Courtst, Brooklyn Ercur.
sion 70 New.Hayen 81 so.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-10-03

call him Harry-"is this. From my
window / heard your conversation with
my father last evening. That was the
first / knew of his embarrassment. You
have saved him from disgrace, and my
mother and him from possible beggary,
and my fathers daughter comes to your
fathers son to thank himl How shall /
do it?n
There was something very like tears
in both their eyes, and both had arisen
and stood confronting each other. i
Minnie" he said-"you must allow
me to call you Minnie, for through all
these years wherever / have wandered
/ have always thought Of you as the
Minnie of our childhood. Believe me,
/ was not acting the heroic in what /
did last evening, and / had not counted
on any thanks; but | m only human
and / admit / am strongly tempted to
accept them. And shall / tell you how
to thank me?" /.
Minnie managed to say "Yes." Had
the word been polysyllable she could
never have got it out.
"By letting the Minnie OF my boy
hood be the Minnie of my manhood; by
giving me the confidence, the friend
ship, the-love you gave me them /
do not ask it as a thank offering, Min
ME, but because / love you. and have
always loved you, and because my heart
cries out to you'll Can you thank me
that much, Minnie my Minnie?
Minnie was in tears again, and could
say nothing, but by some superior knowl-
edge that love seems to possess, Harry
OWNED her answer, and they both seemed
extremely happy.
Two hours later the lovers walked up
to the porch of Minnie's home, where
her father was sitting, smoking his pipe,
unconscious of their presence until they
were almost beside him, when he looked
up in surprise to see them together, but
did not fail to extend his handin welcome
to Mr.. Davidge.
"Mr. Hastings" said Harry, "Miss
Minnie and / have talking over
what occurred here last evening
she having overheard our conve
sation-and i havecome to the con-
clusion that / shouldhave some Sc
curity."
"Name it, Mr.. Davidge, name it,"
Minnie! p.
Minnie ?" asked Mr.. Hastings, in a
dazed, perplexed way. minnie? ?" Oh,
yes, / see"-light dawning upon him
"why, bless me, yes--to be sure Minnie?
Certainly, Mr. Davidge, certainly"
Then Minnie remembered hat she
had something important to attend to
in the house, and bounded away with
her lovers admiring eyes and good
natured laugh following her.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-10-03
Piazza ralf at the seashore.
Boston C~ommercial Bulletin.

From the Boston Commercial Bulletin.
"Oh Mamie I'm awful glad you have
come down, we are going to have o ger
man and you can-trot inside 2:40,
sir, and road ten miles an hour, best
boss / ever owned he's-engaged to
that young Soper and they do say he's
dreadful fast, no daughter Of mine
should be-taken by the head and
dipped into a dish Of melted butter then
they taste like-Aannel trimmed with
braid and a tennis hat of black crimson,
then / think, Jennie, / shall be--tae
best catch on the field, sir, took it right
of the bat. Jim Boggs he was pI~- 1g
behind and he ran back and-wiped
Stitch and Smorlware completely out,
sir, all their assets are-the loveiiest
box of French candy you ever saw. Mel
lie, and when / came down / asked him
if be sent it, and he said-jess as o o
as he stuck his fork into 'em, themss
mothers pickles, SEE John, I can tell
mothers pickles, they allus taste like
"a regular old maid, my dear, been
down here for the last ten years,
she is trying to catch-the big
gest goldfish hat has been taken
off this shore this year, when
Jack pulled him up the fish was
down at the roller skating rink
having an awful good time. 1t is en-
barrassing though to fail into-the
meanest clique that aver was planned
and just to put down. hot whiskey
punch. I wish we might, old boy, but
the Law and Order League has taken
-a dreadful chill, catch me in the
water again without-managing pri-
vate theatricals, I'd like to have you try
it. Girls say that they can't take q
part that has lovemaking and then kick
like q steer If you give them a part that
hasn't--horrid mean thing. / do
wish people would mind thar "a
5sairs. Why we danced the german
Saturday, and Sunday we went TO the
rocks together and now they say / am
- perfect bar-room, all kinds of
liquors in his room and-mother and
/ go to Saratoga because-stocks,
sir, that have risen over ten per cent in
a-blue silk dress, if You aver heard
such a thing and then-held eleven
trumps and took -Five dollars, faith
er, to pay subscriptions to tn he
Pitcher ice water ninety-five and call
me-a jackass, sir, to do business
with no more capital than--her head
dress which makes her look Like
thousand shares in Union Pacific that
seems exactly like q heavy rain"
etc.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-10-03

ter-current; and though we drag to-
ward the rock, the ship all careened to-
starboard as she is, yet begins to an
swer, and we hope again. Did you mo-
tice how white every one was? But
now. Never mind the, anchor, Mr..
-" says the captain, in q husky
voice. Our paddles drive us into the
tide beyond, and we are through the
whirl and out of danger. Steady as
she goesl" and the captain comes down
from the paddle box. and, Lion as he is,
says, in q voice not altogether clear. II
did say, gentlemen, I'd never try it
again the last time / went through, and
/ don't think / will again. 1t will
hardly pay to risk so much to save forty
or fifty miles" The quartermaster and
mate return to their previous occupa-
ton, but only to cool OFF easier.-Cor-
respondent Christian Union.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-10-03

From the Boston Globe.
They say, and all true Americans are
proud ii tfe fact, thar the United
States is the "woman's land" the oun
try where they have at the same time
the most respect. But it is not the
"women's land" as far as their numbers
are concerned. Though, perhaps, if
there were not nearly a million more
men than women in the United States,
members Of the feminine sex would not
find it such a good fortune to be born
here.
If there is any thing in that view Of
the question, women ought to find that
the times get better for them in this
country, for in numbers the men are
gaming on them.
The effects of the war were still to be
seen in 1870, when the native born wo-
men we're slightly in excess, but the
male element Of the foreign population
made up the deficiency and turned the
masuline excess into the hundred thou
sands. Since then the excess of the gain
in male population over the female gain
has been hall E million es more
A monograph, just issued by the
Bureau of education gives some inter-
esting diagrams of how the excess is
distributed. 1t is generally thought
that there has been at least q moderate
rush Of the ssresaaea women eE the
East to the western states. But these
diagrams show that the male excess has
been rabidly increasing through all the
Western States and Territories, the in
crease extending oven as far east as
Ohio.
Even poiygamy cannot turn this
growth in the opposite direction, for
Utah, with an excess of men of only
1000, shows four times that ten years
later.
The figures on these maps make il
look as if Massachusetts, would be the
best place to bring up the Mormon ar
gument Of the relative numbers of the
sexes. This Commonwealth seems to
be a magnet for the female sex. It's
excess Of women increased from 40, 600
in 1870 to 66, 900 ten years later. The
excess Of females among the foreignborn
increased 13, 1000 In the same time, and
an excess Of 1000 colored male over
colored female population in 1870 had
dwindled entirely away in 1880. Is
Massachusetts going to become an
Adamless Eden in course of time?
Tho States In which the fomala oxcnas
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-10-03
Faceticus Fanciss.

A Green County, New-York, woman
dreamed that she saw her husband kiss
ing a neighbor's wife. To pacify her
he was obliged to. buy two bonnets and
a silk dress, and after all he didn't have
the fun of the kiss.
"Don't buy . coachin order to please
your wife," advises an exchange; lit is
much cheaper to make her q little
sulky." II is still more economical to-
marry o woman who possesses q grace
fnl carriage
my daughter, " said q pompous old
gentleman, ayou must never listen to
f~atterers.D "But, papa, ? said the young
lady, show can / tell that they are
fiatterers unless I lister? %
The hero of Mr.. Reade's best is an
Irishman, who was requested by a lady
to do some work for her, which he per-
formed to her complete satisfaction.
pat she said. "I1l treat you-.
Heaven bless your honor, ma'am."
What would you prefer? 2" "A pint Of
porter or a tumbler of grog?" "Well,
ma'am, I don't wish to be Troublesome,
so I'll take the mi awhilst you are mix
ing the other
where are You going, Ernest ?" she
asked him as he rose between the acts,
at the theatre, one evening last week.
He; Il promised to meet Simpson
when the curtain fell" She: "Can't
you bring me q glass Of Simpson, too,
darling?' Ernest coughs and tries to
smile; then sits down again. and looks
DISCONTINUED for the rest Of the evening.
Its q remarkable case,s said . doc
tor to q brother physician, the lattars
just entering the profession. sMyAzs
porience, Of course. Is not large, EeE
turned the young man, modestlR ,kb9E
/ quite agree with you doc8Qfss p &eFE
tainly Isl remarkable case, ard q gF4hF
interest to the profession aA$ 8ad
think we shall be abl& foea hrHae
tientl" "Savc the a r. dnDd|
the first speaker ssng7 ia 8al2 b5 8
to save the patiefE, sd Sw b&F7 af