Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-08-23

England" Whewl What must a
long drink cost there?
Millions of people die with Scrofula.
If these victims would use Wilder's
Sarsaparilla and Potash their lives
would be saved. 80
Young lady physicians are multi
plying in Germany, and as a result it
is said the young men are becoming
more sickly than they used to be.
For Round Worms, Tape Worms,
Spasms use nothing but Wilder's
Mothers Worm Syrup. 20
"John, what is the best thing to feed
parrot on?" asked an elderly lady OF
her bachelor brother. "Arsenic,"
grufiy answered John.
Buckets of blood made clean and
pure with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 20
A gentleman of Madison county,
Miss, is the proud possessor of a set of
chessmen which were Whitfield with a
pocketknife on the battlefield of Muir
freesboro, Tenn, a few days before the
fight.
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilders Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 80
Many farmers in Sumner county,
Tenn, are storing their wheat in gran.
aries built for the purpose, after hav>
ing it threshed, and will hold their
crops expecting to realize better price
than the present.
No more Indigestion or Nervous De-
bility if you use Wilder's Stomach
| Bitters. 20
A couple of monkeys escaped from
the Dime Museum in this city the other
day, and started down street with a
piece of green cloth and everybody be-
gan to inquire where the greenback
party was holding a convention. -
Paris Beacon.
"The Lord loves cheerful giver."
In all cases where a tonic is needed
give Wilder's Stomach Bitters. 1t is
the boss. 80
"What do you think of my mus
tache?" asked young man of his girl.
ooh, it reminds me of western from
tier city," was the answer. "In what
respect, pray?" Because the survey
is large enough, but the settlers are
struggling. "-Marothon Independent.
Everyone should tell his neighbor
that the best remedy for curing coughs
and colds, and only sure cure for con-
sumption, is DR.. Wistar's- Balsam Of
Wild Cherry. 1t is pleasant to take
and very soothing and healing in its
effect.
care there any jurymen who have a
prejudice against your" whispered the
young lawyer. "No, boss, de jury am
all right, but l wants you to challenge
the jedge. | has been 'victed twice
before under him, and maybe he i;
ginning to hab prejudice agains!
me-"
1t is dangerous thing to allow the
diarrhea or dysentery to go unchecked
and there is no need of it. A small
bottle of Johnson's Anodyne Linimen
will cure the most stubborn case thai
can be produced.
A well>digger in an adjacent town
ship played great trick on the neigh
bors. When he had dug down abou
20 feet the we'll caved in just as he go
out. He then hung his coat near an(
wondered away. NeighbOrs found thu
coat, and, supposing the digger to b.
at the bottom, cleaned out the well
and when they got through the MAJ
himself drove along with oribbing
More than prayers were said there.
Fever and ague, malarious fever
bilious and typhoid fevers all originate
in one producing cause and may all b
easily prevented by Parsons Purgativ
Pills. These pills act directly ant
powerfully upon the blood.
A well.trained child-the one tina
: belongs to me. An ill-mannered bra
the one that belongs to my neigh
Dor. A crank-the man whose view
do not coincide with my own. A yer,
} intelligent person--the man who agree
with me in everything