Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-02-16
There are 25, 900, 900 to 10000, 900

Does death end ALI Well, no; but
Wilders' Stomach Bitters ends all Indi
estion, Constipation and Billiousness. 5
D. j Burke of Shoal River, Jack
san county, Fla, is the father of thirty.
five boys and four girls. He married
FIVE times.
A mailed knight must have required
a good many postage stamps to carry
him through successfully.
"Fine birds make fine feathers" and
WiIder's Sarsaparilla aud Potash make
the Blood pune and healthy. 5
Hens scratch flower.beds only when
they are barefooted. That's why women
run and "shoo" the hens to keep them
from doing damage.
Don't Shake with Chills or burn with
Fever. Wilders Chill Tonic is THE
sure cure. s.
Courier.Journal: To the ladies: Mar
riage is ever a mister.y; but anyway
it is better than perpetual MISERY.
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 5
An Indian jury recently returned a
written verdict of "Blode to pieces bi
the biler Dustin"
Send your address and 8 cent stamp
to A. V. Paine, Louisville. KY, for
set of beautiful picture cards. 5
A Kansas jury gave the following
verdict in case where a man died in
state of intoxication: death by
hsnging-round rum shop"
Go West-but not without bottle
Of Wilder's Chill Tonic--a guaranteed
cure for Chills and Fever. rn'r 20 8 .
Courier,Journal: A New Hamshire
woman has mania for collecting but
tons. You never hear of a woman hav.
ing mania for sewing them on.
When remedy has proven itself to
be cure for consumption and a perfect
lung restorer, it should be kept in every
we'll regulated home. We refer to Dr..
Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry, d
single dose of which will cure an Ordi
nary cough or cold. A few bottle,
will cure consumption. 1t is very
pleasant to take. |I.i
"You are weak" said a woman tC
her son, who was demonstrating against
her marrying again. Eyes, mother,
he replied, II am SO weak that l cam
60 stepfather."
"The old life preserver," is what
they call Johnson's Anodyne Liniment
way up in Maine where it is made
THIS name is we'll deserved, for it is thu
best Imminent in the world. 1t will Ger
tainly prevent diphtberia, and will re
lieve Group and asthma instantly
Western paper.
Courier.Journal: Mr.. Vennor's proph
ecy of warm January has not beer
without some good results, A hen il
Michigan has already brought out hel
brood of spring chickens. 1t woulc
have been a good thing for farmers
everywhere had they dropped copy
of Vennor's almanac into their hen
coops on Thanksgiving. rF r
Is your system running down? j
there feeling of decrepitude taking
possession OF you? Are the functions
of your digestive and urinary organ
impaired? Is your blood bad 7 NOt
sores and pimples trouble you Do 20,
suffer from aches and pains? Are yol
weak, and does the least exertion Civ,
you fatigue2 Beware Regain per
feet health by using DR.. Guysotts Vel
low Dock and Sarsaparilla. 'iaOi0'N
Together they were looking over th
paper. 30 my. how funny" said she
"Whstis itf" he asked ."Why, here
an advertisement that says; 'Noreason
able offer refused. T" 5"What's 50 cd,
about that2" Nothing, nothing" sh
replied, trying to blush, ''only thos
are exactly my sentiments. "-Chicag
Tribune.
For scrofula, syphilitic disorders
thin and watery blood, sluggish live
Indicated by poor digestion), weaI
kidneys Indicated by urinary sed
ments), diseased mucous membran
Indicated by both nasal and urinar
catarrh, inAamed eye lids, etc. US
DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsa
parilla. Itgradually rebuilds broke
down constitution and restores robus
health and strength to every part. N
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