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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
Tacetious Paragraphs.

lS what has become Of our wonderful
crimson sunsets, wonder y said Tom.
Why replied Laura, thonghtfully,5
looking up from the Bazar, I suppose
they have all gone out Of style: Every
thing is very quiet and elegant this.
spring, I knew those winter sunsets
were too high oolored to last long
They might do for the evening, she
said presently, in a reflective mood,
e but they were too loud for the street,
And, bending over the description of q
new walking suit, she did not see Tom,
fallen from his chair, staring wildly at
her, and PAINFUL grasping for breath.
A vassar girl writes II haven't seen
a man in q month Of Sundays. We.
were ont taking q constitutional Sat
nrday and came across a scarecrow in sa
corn field ALI The girls ran for it at
once, and { only managed TO secure o
part Of one OF the skirts OF It's coat Still,
it Was sonnet hirlg 9 5sz s.si aSt5
J ust from Bosto aDo Imogene
keep away from the piano, please. Yonri
attempted playing; tires me" IS Why,
now Clotilide, you said only week be-
fore last that ] was playii remarkably
well u know, Imogene But my
iud gment was immature gu do play.
some of Liszt's simple music quite we'll,
but since 4 was in Boston my soul cries
out for Wagner I would learn the
sWedd ding March from ohengrin If j.
were you. z III learn my wedding
march from this house before you viii.
Yours Will be music Of the distant, very
distant ntura Conve on fol lowed.
by true aisterly silence.
q Mrs. B. {reading diating pushed
author remarks that ii Isl 4 greater COM
pliment 10 he trusted than 50 Be loved.
Does not that seem odd2 Mr.. b
Not odd at all Mrs. Why, what
could be ! greater compliment than To-
eloyed :? Mr.. B ID be trusted Just
81 that author say am loved I'm {
not MrA B OF course you are
Ne. d. But Z caI q get II INST 81 thu.
grocery stores Iiladelp hia CAL, &
Court tto bon ron,
recognize this hand kerchiief as the one;
sHhich was stolen from yori 81 Prose
cutter your Ion 81. z, Court
II. And yAf il ism Z HE only hand erchief
oi the 1T III tho world See ono
havain M pocket ii exactlv like 1T q
sRruaecnt cry IIiiIkAly your Honor:
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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
You can,t 1raxe $500 ~ !, aain,y II ~,

1ou Can't Make $500 by Reading This
even il ven have chronic nasal Scatarrh in it's
worst stagee, for although this amount Of re-
ward has for many years been offered BY the
.proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, for
any case Of catarrh they cannot cure, vet not
Withstanding that thousands use the Remedy
they are seldom cal led upon to pay the reward,
and when they have been so called upon they
have universally found that The failure to cure
was wholly due to some overlooked compiler
tion, usually easily xenloved by slight modi-
ficahon Of the treatment Therefore, if this
should meet tho eye Of anybody who has made
faithfn trial Of this great and world famed
manent cure therefrom, that person viii do
well to either call upon Or write to the pfopri-
setors, the World 5Dispe naary Medical Associa-
ton, Of Buffalo, N T., giving al the particulare
and SYM toms IN the case. By return mail
they swill get good ad vice free Of an costs. -
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

Z Sir IEiittus Salt q ss33altaire Eng I1as
closed 4 CONTRACT 1pr tho estab hlnegat
.of m iron plant Of % III.
yolyings an inyest ent rs nearl
sO00. Sir Titus rap resants II syndicata
sof Eng Iishmen NJ = several ease aeo ee-
cured tract of Is 900 sores AZ land
forty miles nor 81 Chat anoog on
tho Cine nnatii 3ty1t lroad This
land has been 1Iveye iron aid coal
deposits being found ,ln1 md MI most
5off5 1t. Here large blast furnaces
are to BE- blllt IS ilroads 10 the Tennes-
see river ARE r. Ing const and il
Is expected THAI part e,f ID ennessea will
speedily ~ q ned ttol general traffic
and settleIn ant. sS,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

6 al viii lout anuse-
ihents and sports ia AIizona sid q
ed passenge r from the southwest.S
cclirse tires md cifcnses
slrs sca lee, md there hahn & 'nough
level ground ia the terri To- playa
game 81 base bah on. But We has our
4 nm a the same. III the town where
1--we mind We are gettin, civilized
out there, and have owns now IN
sstead of mere cam "a my town our
I best sport Isl with q eolored man named
Sam Hes big strong jack ttlhat is,
he wat. Poor fellow, he tempted fate,
too often and rot took III finally. Sam
smade his Iyiin' ssf r1rniis Thing fun fof the
boys. He would draw d chalk line on
the floor, get dow il IL front Of ii on
Tours, and for ten cents let any man
take q big bag Of sand aud crack him
one from behind IS the striker
Knocked Sam over the line he got his
money back. ELL this sport went
along several months, until one day i
wicked ooking stranger comes To town
HeIsaW Sam taking Ia The dimes IA the
hotel BARI room, where the stranger was
q pretty good Gust toner himself Already
VIII ye let me have lick az
.ye for = dime ?' he IND uired Of Sam.
.Sartinl sch three for i quar- ter.
Take q quarter q with e II The stranger
said he guessed one ould Be enough.
Sam got down on all tours. The strang-s
ter then picked up the sandb bag. Sana
Topped his head down and griinned be-
tween his legs at the striker. The
sandbag is raised high ID the air, the
wick loo king stranger looks wickeder
out Of his eyes, and We get On ! 70 his
powerful frame and arms I'LL iof asudd den.
Like = stroke d liz thing down comes
the bag DOOR Sam. " Did il hurt the
niger much y Hurt him? Nobody
knows. The fact iis, when he got down
on the floor his head was pointed toward
the wide-open door OF the bar pom, out
of which we could look down the noun
tain side. Sam catapulted out q that
door and haint beenssee since. One
o the boys said he believed the coon had,
never stopped till he got back to ole
|Alabam' he used ter talk so much
about did you find out who the.
stranger WASP" 4. Well, I should say;
we did. His name was Sullivan, q
prize fighter from down east sone-
where" @ ; ;, h \
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

III Something is constantly troubling
Mr.. Hebert Spencer IN his mind. In
an article in the July Popular Science
Monthly he proves to his own satisfac-
ton that popular government is merely
mob rule. Well. now. Mr.. 81, suppose
it is-why should it disturb you SO much?
Suppose the United States is q mob
government. If you please. The peo-
pie thereof are satisfied they have a
good government, one that has grown
better and better oil the time since If
was first organized. The N ation, too,
has made some progress, and ranks
as tolerably respectable among the 9th
er nations of the earth. y5is #
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

The traveller needs acids and nerve
sti1nulants much more than quantities
Of heavy food; and there is no sense in
eating heavy meal with digestion all
shaken and demoraized with Earrings
and fatigue. A flask Of claret and bis
cults, the appetizing form known as
fruit" biscuits, is better than "squarer'
meals. Il q lunch basket is taken, q
bottle Of cold ten with milk and sugar,
on coffee ditto, provided that the coffee
is good Will be found most refreshing.
Philad 81 phia5 & dyer. I: s5.4
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
Tough on Itch cures humors, ernptions, ring
worms, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet chilbains

5HAY-FEvER Ny brother Myron and my
Up to Dec q, th ese troubles have not returned
GABRHM FERRIS, Spencer, N. Y. 8Ss e
HAY FEVER I was afflicted for twenty years
with Hay- Fever. I used Ely's Cream Balm
with favorable results, and can recommend it
to all RoBERr W.. ToWNLEY, Tex Mayor)
Elizabeth, N J. sf p. ss@.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

have known and watched the use of Swifts
Specific IS. s. 80 for over fifty years, and never
have known o. heard OF its failure to cnre any
case of Blood Poison when promptly taken. 81.
Il DEENARD, Perry, Ga. I'LL sel 53@ Il
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

1lain ar The Nose on Your Face. 81
What is the difference between a persons nose
and Carboline the Great Petroleum Hair Re-
newer. Ans: one is the center Of the head and
the other is q head scenter. 2sif$$zs -
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

have been using Swift's Specific Is. s. S.)
and find ii to be the best remedy of the kind /
have ever been able to get, and q have tried
them all JOHN FISCHER, Sd u. 8 Cavalry
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

DR.. Koch considers plum the best preysn-1
ttive;of cholera he believes no genuine relne4
az exhisA He considers picnic ~ the best
sdisinfection he has 4 poor idea Of the spirit
.0f the Marseilles popula tion.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

An Invaluable Remedy. None except those
who have suffered all the horrors of Dyspepsia,
can fully appreciate the value and efficacy Of
Perry Davis Pain Killer, sovereign remedy
for this distressing disease in all it's forms is
used internally and externally, testits virtues.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

Il Many medicines now on the market owe what
virtue they possess to the presence Of powerful
and poisonous drugs. HuErs Kidney and
Iiver1 REMEDY is purely vegetable and will not
injure the feeblest and most delicate person
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

8& VIC. T. ReIaine, noted criminal lawyer q
Bloomington Ill drank himself to death
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

ALIENS IRON Tonic B1rrERs GIVE tone and
strength to the whole system All genuine
bear the signature Of ]. P. Allen, Druggist,
81 Paul, MINI. fSss5 sg a d 4 1,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

Twenty -four steamers are busy bringing
Mediterranean fruit to New York. i S EsE 9ss
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

". n. Dnnn has sold the Crookston Chroni-
Gle to J. g.. McGrew ia # RI @s -, T. - 34s5
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

Pile tumors, rupture aud fstulas, radically
cured by improved methods. Il Book two letter
stamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical Associ-
alton, Buffalo, N Y. 55.S -"
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
Throat and Il Lung Diseases

a specially Send two letter stamps for 9
large treatise giving self-treatment Address
Worlds Dispensa1y Medical Association, Buff
faloS N. Y Y. s: .; We 5 n$
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

=s Rough on Corns" 15c. Ask for it Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bnniona 4
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

4 Rough on Rats. ? Clears out rats, mice, flies,
reaches, bed bugs ,ants, Yermin chiplnunks. l5c.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

Extensive ditehing and road making is be-
ing done in Clay county. tyE&t 2 Z ~
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

at Trenton, MI, The Hamilton rubber.
factory was damaged a40, eco by fire. & II
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
Young Menl-Read This.

+ n sBuchu- Paiba. Quick, complete cure, all
annoying kidney and urinary diseases 81.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

Pain Is supposed to be the lot Of us poor nortals,
Inevitable death, and liable atany time to
npon us. Iherefore it is anpor*xnt that remedial
agents should be at hand to be used an emergency,
when we are made to feel the excruciating agonies
of pain, or the depressing influence OF disease:
Such remedial agent exists In shat old Reliable
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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
III Beware of tho inipient stages Of con-
sumption take Piso's Cure ID Time

Il Fms CodLiyer OH mace from selected lsycrs,
On the sea-shofe, by CAsWELI HAzARD q Co.. New
York. = is pure and sweet Patients who
hAVs once taken II prefer it all others Physiedaiis
naye decided u sunsr1oT To any Of tbs other oils IN
3, Chapped Hands, Face, Ptinples, ai,d rough
Skln cured by using JUSIREl TAR SOAR, made b.
GAsNK1L. HAzAkD = Co., New York. IS
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18
FARMERS ana Stock1nen.i

farmers ana 8tocE1nen. n.
The only remedy that readily cnres Calls Cilts and
Wound DIS on hofses and cattle and alwass brings the
har m color y In
50 cents and 90 Gang at Druggist's or by mail
I IN. ". Gole q co.. Prop Black River Falls.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18

aidering D proposition 10 shat down all mills on
Sept It's next for the rest Of the year They
say that present prices it is impossible for
lSiumbsrTlen to make anyt thing, and that some
such snloy ementas this is not only needed, but
demanded, to restore prices Al 5.5H
EEss a new kind OF potato bug has made its ap.
tpearance in the vicinity Of Moorhead, and is
rapidly denu1ipg tile vegetation from that
fruit II is q small black Bill from ve-eighths
ito three-q quarters of sn inch in length and its
consuming powers are wonderful.
I5ss AT Fergus Falls, Jacob Anderson, arrested
for the forgery of q note, had q hearing before
Court Commissioner Corliss. The prisoner.
through his attorney, Col r. al Menlen, waived
an examina and was required I'd give bonds
in the sum ct 5000 IN default, was remanded 10
It the county Jail Sss
lf Charles Davis Was arrested at Grand Forks
Tor stealing = horse from ]. q. smszsr Of
Il Noorhead. s & Ss u 5ff5 SEs3 Z 8B5535
Justice Miller, 81 the supreme conrt al $tthe
united States and party LEFT ST Paul for IN
extended trip over the Northern Paciic
II Among those Mho went are Mrs and Miss Mn
Jler: Judge Shirss, United States district Judge
ington, JudSs Clark Of ST Panl The party
viii yisis Portland. Tacoma and Seattle. and
spand som time d tho Yellowstone Nasonal
Tsrk ss5s /, .iss.
Niss 1sasis Ballou charges James ccck bus
~ LOG Ind with being TIE father 81
isr Unborn child Cock burn Il superintsnd4
Sssnt at the Bahtist Sunday scho0E tnd Miss
allon 8 psoaainent and heautifsi young sedia,
mi 4 member ef 4 Arm ~
3hAfies shor sood Il 90, lreplist ~ of tha
Hackeye tohsdco works Toledo. Nas shot III 4
hkHf8ie recently and viii 5ie 1amb
Seized thss bnfgiAf and ~ ne 36 6SeFg
p0Npr him hon he ifsi, d lll sne Jhe
N53Ett hEasst iuet r1isai ~ ahsS nud sp36tN6I1
lover ~ ttls I'll N
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1884-07-18


fined s5o and costs or sixty days in jail VI. SN
Nh. ". A. Dolby, pure.h asing agent for .. ].
HILL president Of the Manitoba hallway COM
pany, has just returned to ST. Paul from Eng
| land, where he has been to buy aiarge number
country seat. .tN orth Oaks, 4 near ST Paul
Mr.. Dolby also inp orted q fine lot Of sheep:
collie dogs, poultry. etc. #.# I, 81 s{3
The fifth national conference Of principals
Of institutions for deaf mutss convened at the
state institution III Faribault and was called to
order by Dir. iliaIn G. Ct llett principal Of
the Institution at Jacksonville, I'LL, who briefly
recited the history Of the society rgaaization
and its previous meetings. There was large
attendance. $E$ SD
John Il Mclean Of the Cincinnati Enquirer,
is to erect on the site Of the Fish propart re-
Gently bought By him, in washington, q hotel
Which shall be eight storie high and shall con-
tain 400 rooms "a &
The wife ot Rev, j. NJ. Ray applied to the
lCongregati onal church Of Lake City, Of which
Isshe MS nember, for : letter 81 dismisssl,
which WAS granted with recclnnaen ation-
sdasion, saying The Congragsk onal society ii
| Lake City was the laughing stock of III the
other churches it BEING goyerned by impulse
rather :han hy Chria tim princi - simple
letter 81 dIsniissal was thdn gwen % her. and
Pastor .. n. Homer remarked that u tas bot
"a q y s. subject q laushter than sroa,s
and tears.
q Haugus Pittttsbnrg I'M besia disbarrea
| from q 4 pension atsornoy before
s IA ii'i,,. lsss 81 Illegal ils S
| l,s sesidsnss q Dr. |illianaeaa 1Bed
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25
PRINTING. ADVERTISING. ETC
j. Q. CARTER,
Accountant.

The numerous and large payments to the owners OF
the p C. Adretiser and Elee for subscriptions printing
and advertising attracted the attention OF the committee
early in the of their Investigations and led them
to note the amounts although all of the thus ex
pended were not noted by the committee the item
which they did note amounted to large a sum- that
deemed important that attention should be directed
to the matter And to do injustice we have obtained
from the office of the HaeaiiqH Gazette and Saturday
Press the total amounts paid them by the Hawaiian
Government during the period and present the following
comparative statement -
Paid to p {. AdreiseT and Eels. 10 81
Paid HaraiUl Gazette, Mar 81 1882 to Mar. 81,
1884, Printing and Advertising. ........ sass ~
On account of contract for printing CivlCode 1880 so
sJ,01S 81
Saturday Pres. 7l2 IS
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

The item OF Expenses Commissioner to Japan S92l
is made up of money advanced to His Excelency J. NJ
kapena S40 upon his bare receipt and to the Hon j.
L. kaulukou $500 upon like receipt both payments
being made upon the 2Sd September 1882 the balance
Is for express hire of the Commissioners and His Ex
cellency the President of the Board of immigration of
that period
The accounts presented by and paid to the Protector
of the South Sea Islanders in marked contrast to
those presented by other parties drawing upon the
funds of the Board of immigration being detailed with
great care and evident cOnscientiousness
The item of expenses of Portuguese immigration
S11l07 81, Is a peculiar one showing willful dsre
gard of the terms of the Auditors Act and of the APP
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25
IN CONCLUSION

Your Committee beg to state that they submit their
Report to the Honorable House with feeling that il
does not cover all the transactions of the Government
that require investigation but the task of making
more thorough and searching scrutiny would have CON
sumed much time that they have concluded to rest
here
Attention Is called to the report of Mr. j. o. Carter
ON the Board OF Immigration which is a very careful
and impartial statement of the way IN which Govern
ment business is managed and your Committee would
recommend that special committee of experts be ap-
pointed to thoroughly investigate all transactions of the
Board the fact that the cash is over in the large sum
of 1882 Is showing usvey that great irregu-
larity must exist
Respectfully submitted,
GODFREY BRows, Chairman.
JAMES KEAU,
WILLIAM O SMITH
Jos. NAwAHI
w. L. RowELL
HoSoLuLu, June Is, 1884
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

The expenses Of landing the passengers and luggage
and caring tor the few people differing 50 greatly IN the
several vessels il may be well TO abHlate the figures in
order that you may be helped 10 proper understandings
Of the point sought to be made;
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

Per aeEs, of4 piece Of LAID at Ahzaloa, Hama
Euas h4Eaii, Consisting Of abost esIz acres.
Royal patent vas made cut accordingly.
bli the applIeants not being able 10 III ii
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25
TABLE C..

Incidentals BoanI of immigration. ........s SIS 25
Expenses Commission Japan. 931 90
Expenses 3,527 90
protection of South Sea Islanders. 1,I46 So
Expenses Portuguese Immigration 1I1OT 81
Salary InspectorGenera Immigration lbs 90
Travelling Expenses InspecterGener immigration 80
Expenses Norwegian Immigrants ..,..-..... 467 80
Repairs etc. Immigration 1899 So
Furniture the Depot. 95 Sc
Salary Secretary Board of Immigration 1875 90
Subsistence Immigrants 775 50
Return South Sea Islanders......... .... $3.50 10
Commissioner of Portuguese Immigration. 1000 90
Sundry Expenditures. 90
ss8, s87 20
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

IN cur opinion that the question for deter
minailon Is What are the boundaries Of Paakea
y = hsso y ancient tunes; But the taking Of
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

AESOLD's Writing Fluid 'A- = 'ea-
s-.r in quarts. pinis. 4 pinis 4 cones
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

Or a. 'i'e' q sax an .i... # Dial-zT.s
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-06-25

Honolulu, June Is, 1884.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-06-19

Intoxicating liquor for minor. Plea guilty, and
fined IS and costs.
n Ohio vs. Herdman Crawford. Indictment for
rying concealed weapons. Plea guilty, and fined $40
and costs.
Ohio VS.. Henry Sharp. Indictment for carrying
concealed weapons. Plea guilty, and fined SO and
costs.
Sarah Duane vs.. Jacob A. Long & Co. This was a
suit for damages Plaintiffs son was digging coal
for defendant fell from platform over the shaft
and was injured. Verdict for plaintiff for s65.
Ohio VS.. Felix Devlin. Indictment for selling in
toxicatipg liquor ON Sunday. Abraham Downward
testified that he bought whisky: from defendant on
Sunday April g. 1884. Defendant testified that he did
not and that he never sold whisky to any one on
Sunday-never. Several witnesses testified that they
had seen him sell whisky Sunday. Verdict guilty.
Fined $50 and costs, and sent to Jail Is days.
Judge Sibey is expected to be here to hold Court
next week, and Judge Tripp will go to Marietta.
Keenan, will receive his sentence next Monday, June
s3d on plea of guilty of embezzlement. Judge Sib-
lev If he gets here will pass the sentence The PEN
atty is not more than 81 years in the Penitentiary
and not less than gear.
Sheriff Cherington returned from Columbus on
Tuesday aft ternoon, with David Barlow and Jefferson
Malone who were recently sent to the Penitentiary
for five wears, from Vinton county They were now
arraigned on two Indictments for burglary IN break
ing into the house George W. Poor in this county
and plead guilty. Sent to the Penitentiary in each
case, without fixing the time, as the time can be
xed by Board Columbus, under recent statute