The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-05-31

Some of our base ball players seem to
haye been yaccinated. They can't catch
anything.
l2ts~l is well known fact! In the
Diamond Dyes more coioring is given than
in any known dyes, ANA they give faster
and more brilliant colors. Zoe at all drug
gsts. They are a great success. Wells,
Richardson & Co., Burlington, W.
Genius follows its own path and reach
es its destination, scarcely needing com
pass,
The man at the wheel has stern duty
to perform.
81 have taken one bottle Of Dr.. Graves
Heart Regulator for heart disease and ind
it all could desire.--A. HoIbrook, Wor-
cestcr, Mass
In Armenia gi!ls are married at twelve
years of age.
Figures cannot lie, but they can stand
Tor great deal that is not SO.
ARE YOU Miserable through Indigestion
Sour Stomach, or Constipation? AcRer's
Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will relieve
you. Sold by DR. 7 Horn, Lehighton and
b a Horn, Weissport.
Reading that is bad for the oyes-vol-
umes Of smoke.
In the exchange of thought use no coin
but gold and silver.
ACKER's BLOOD ELIXER guaranteed;
will cure all kinds ol blood poisoning, in
heraed or contracted. Sold by DR.. Horn,
L"highton' aud Z a Horn, Weissport.
The fashionable name for nervous de-
Jility is "neurore."
A blind man mover falls in love a lirst
sight.
Acker's Celebrated English Remedy for
Coughs, Colds, and Consumption. Sold for
US on guarantee by DR. Horn, Lehighlol,
and L a Horn, Weissport.
1t Is claimed that rice.forms the daily
food Of more than half the human race.
Fiction pleases the more IN proportion
as it resembles truth.
-CRouP. WHooPINa CouGu, and even
Asthma Immediately relieved by Acker's
English Remedy. Sold under guarantee
by Dr. Horn, Lehighton, and E. A Horn,
Weissport.
1t is estimated that Southern Georgia
will this seeson produce crop of water
melons double that Of last year.
-ELECTRICITY.-O OF ali inc known
Electro Galvauic Appliances al the present
day it is now conceded by the Medical Fra
lernity and Electricians generally, that the
American Gdvanc Co.'S HOWARD SHIELDS
are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrical
merits, as one shield or appliance can be
fitted to any part OF the body, which is pot
true Of any other. See advertisements in
another column Of this paper Electric Ga
setie
--Burglars entered the house Of New
Jersey editor the other night. Even burg
lars sometimes make mistakes.
Every farmer should at least have one
oo-nty paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, Wish contains all the latest To-
cal news Only $l.OO year.
"A contented mind Is better than riches: |
and yet you can't buy brick block nor pay
IA hoard bal with it.
My daughter and myself great sufferers
from catarrh, were cured by Elyg Cream
Balm. My sense Of smell is resiored.-C.
NJ Stanley, Shoe Dealer Ithaca, NY.
| WAS troubled with catnrrh for fifteen
years. Ey's Cream Balm has opened my
nostris and reduced the inHammation-mv
ewes can now stand stand strong light.-N.
Fegley, Wilkasbarre. Pa.
Ely's Cream Balm cured me Of catarrh
and restored my sense Of smell. For cold
IN the head il works like mngic.-E. II.
Sherwood, Banker, Elizabeth, j.
1t is the feeblest mustache, as well as
the sickliest child, that gets the most fond
ling.
The Hop P'asters have a wonderful sale,
and whyl Because they cure back ache,
stiff joints, pain in the side and all sore
ness in any part, People appreciate them.
Amy druggists, 25 cts
A Connecticut man has invented a
paper carpet OF course it will be read.
Thieves on the stage are always 'aught
in the act.
"llad asthma Tor 40 years. Was entirely
| cured by KuEAKuFP j. n. Couklin.
EnElowooi ". j. Reference II. X. & r.
B. Thurber & Co., NY.
Boston has more sociaLle clubs than
any other city in the Union.
He who lives for himself lives but rcF
a little thing.
Suicides are increasing In France, ee-
pesislly among juveniles.