The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-11-07

Mr.. Washington and Mr.. Jefferson can not
of course be blamed because their excellen
scheme did not pan out as well as they haC
hoped [Ex.
We call attention to the advertisement
of Miss Lizzie May Ulmer, who appears
here on Thursday Nov. 18th, in her new
play, written expressly for her entitled
Dads Girl" Miss UImer has been here
before, and left an impression which will
give her good house
The Louisville Courier says: "Mr.
Vanderbilt has just given his relatives $50
900. 1t is well for man to begin by Civ
ing his relatives small sums. In this way
he gradually prevails upon them to accept
whatever he wants them to take. Patience
viii finally overcome the most obdurate
kinsman.
Members of the 80" class in the high
school complain that because the class is
crowded there must be a wedding out and
to weed out, examinations are more strict
in theirs than in the other classes; that
while A, b, and G class have two trials a
member of D must come to the scratch the
first time or go down; all Of which does
seem a little unfair to the pupils, on the
face of It if true.
WIN. D. Christman is expected back
from Cairo, ILL.,, in day or two. He has
been rustling among the husks at the
mouth of the Ohio, and when the prodigal
returns we may, if lie is sufficiently peni,
tent, kill the fstted calf. Later.-He ar
rived yesterday afternoon, looking we'll
and feeling cheerful, The calf is running
on rye pasture, and is getting in good con-
dition for the offering.-LCi,izen, Fredonia,
Kan.
Our devil, under the excitement Of the
conflicting election news yesterday, was
'nitten BY emotional insanity and during
the fit poured his soul out IN poetry. We
give one verse of it as a sample;
Inc republican { K to rob-
Oar hen.roo.t hard dld try,
But the democratic dog got loose
And smots MIN hip aud thigh
Should the composltor who set this up
recover we may give the rest in another is
sue. However, we are open to proposals
and can be bought off.
The meeting of the woman's club and
library association held on Wednesday af-
ternoon was well attended and the business
OF an interesting character. The initiatory
steps were taken towards arranging a
course of entertainments for the winter,
which will include lectures by some of the
best talent the country affords, and also
musical talent of high order. The paper
read by Mrs. II. II. Candee, "Glimpses
OF Cape Cod" was a decided success in tho
line OF bright and sparkling, pen pictures
and was rich treat, greatly enjoyed by
those present.
The most novel performance ever pre-
sented in Cairo takes place at the opera
house tonight. The Bandit King Com.
bnatlon with James II. Wallack in the
title role, has established q good repu-
tatlon throughout the cast, and is now win
nlng golden laures from the play-goers
OF the great west, who seem to thoroughly
appreciate the many novel and interesting
attractions which it embraces. The two
trek horses, "Roan Charger" and "Bay
Ka'der" are alone worth the price Of adj.
mission The novelty of the thing prom.
ises to draw big crowd, and it behooves
those who desire TO witness the perform.
ance, to 90 early and secure seats.
The B. & 0. telegraph company have
done good service during the election and
the exciting times following It. Their bull
letins have been full and what is of greater
moment In such times, perfectly reliable,
giving entire satisfaction to all parties
Especially is the latter true of the Cairo
office as conducted by its manager Mr.. H..
b. Bohannon, who has staid night and day
at his post and by his courtesy under the
most trying circumstances has made hosts
OF friends for the company and himself,
and our people have realized to its fullest
extent the advantages of having something
, outside the great monopoly" and the par.
= tisan Associate Press" to depend on for
/ news.
The st, Louis Republican saws, eli,ori.
, ally and truthtully yesterday of Butler and
ot' John There is one striking difference
i between the two candidates who represent.