The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1884-12-18
Ned Secs lJssy Is fKc .
Again SShjecta 70 Horse.
swapping.
s4Enpf IFIortEnS. q.

Iisi@ua kind Nv en- pieter;san er dmaw-
with pensit or paint is en- nuther,
Foxes must hev larin ten read ther
wun but tother picter. is took in an
conperhended with ther ey NV even
thep rnlarnt =
went ter Greanvil, with our wag-
in, an [ seed er pensil picter, maid by
Mr.. Davy. 1t 'wus bout ther result |
NV tler lecshun. Way up in ar kor-
naa, perliceman had Mr.. Saint Jon
in er dump kart, caryin him ter thor
stashun house. He wus ther tenn
pranse candydate. a.. just like sum
luther temprans peple he got ded
drunk over ther big beetin he got, he
did
Then thar wus ole Mis- Belvy Lok-
wood, She wus er huggin Beest But
Ter, an ther ole Beest wus er erwin,
an er huggin Nv ther ole CONAN, an
them saim spunes he stoled at Nu
Orleens sticl1in outen his pokit.
Unkle Sam, in stripid pants, him
as ther calls ther Nuninted Staits, he
wus or standin stradel Nv jim Blain
tuther way as ter ther way boys plais
leap frog. Blain wus on his al fores
his big hat an long plooms tuchin
ther groun, an Unllle Sam had cr
plank rased hi in both hans markt
"returnin bord" an he wus q sayin ter
Mr.. Blain he would "put ther pn(il''
-thcr bord con his rong cend in el
hurry" That's what Blain got outen
thor Nu York returnin bords arter al
: his fussin.
Then thar was Mr.. Clcvelun settin
on er sofer, lookin like or gintleman
8 as he is, holdin ther M York voat in
his han al has em thar yit saif an
= SCUM.
r An Mr.. Dnyy he maid anuthcr pie
: tur NV CT Dimcrkrnt offs searEer- sit
ten down ter thcr furst squar mcale
, he he'd had in "a vers. Fust pas he
put hole turlv in his mouth an wus
a Elabbm artcr II two munths ole DIG
rUstcd hole fur thcr socmd bite.
, Now that honGry offs seaker was ar
/ ter dom CT hole sail bunsns he WIS
) on sum NV them ar 50 Grody they cen
swaIier not Oanly thcr offs but the,
brick bildin its kept in. ] wish VII
coold see Mr. Davys ricters.
Yomma til deth,
NED.
: NoTY BENY.--1. I seed what Rev
! MIR. Sam Justis writ cr bout me an
hev this much ter say--I never swapt
hoses, my daddy warnt er preechul
= but he WIS er gentleman m he tole
me never tor swap hoses On 1 folerd his
;, advise.
g 2. [ didn't intend to cuse ever,
70 man as swapt a hos Nv lyin-tho tn,
/, chnnses az thar is a ly or too toll il
@ moast every swap
" 3. Hos swapin is nifty dubius
" kind NV buisncs fur prccchm, its
not konsidcr,l over respectable emmy
way, an prccchurs crt ter be like Mrs
Cesar "abuV snspicshun." I doant
= berlcve the Confurouses an Socyash
n uns wuld pass crreaorlushm approx
n IN 1T. | doant, an I rerpcte what
o sod 1t IS 0nclerical, onbocomin an not
crodlterble ter ther CLOTH Hit causes
people ter mnik rolnarks. hcar,I
n spectacle luokin man rnTmul.k that
, "preechW ---~--. had swapt hoses
, ontil he WIS ther biggest iurin town
now konSidcrnshuns NV this kind 0rt
, ter stop ther Reverend Jorkoyes.
T. L wus kind Nv satire sin no per.
tlcklcr inderTidual hut cr kind NV
"wulvcs IN shcaps clothin." Their
:, shu must hcv fit an hurt sumbodv.
, S. The devil has cr rite ter critcr
= clec an its ther fear of ther wurldly
@ lash that keeps long fases ON sum
o chmchmon. They sit no preset for
= hos tradin frum thor moril law, an
+ while hos swappin prccchur may
II clame ter be er follerer NV q certain
6 dervine persunage. l am NV thel
: erpinion he is long ways borhind
- his m0ster in mO,1Ils
It 6. kind CT think thor hos swapil
" klergy studied Davinitry in the Hy
Il pokrifer Books, an that ther sens IL
y clericul depoartmint is sum whn
u doubtful.