The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-02-17

WY woudn', fhebe b. good name for
\ lnwN er's wife
Adam YVES an Odd Fellow until he fell
aslaep. and was Ere-ned mp.
The impression prevails that the Stan
dard o ! oOnpany got the s-nato'ship IN
Ohio by Payne for u.
A lady jnking about her nose slid 81
had nothing - do In shaping II. IL was a
birthday present.
The hook publisher announces I'm Pres8
Pretty Girl." Sne is often In that pleas
ant northumberland the work is TO be
continued neI' week.
The reason Why Fred Douglass married
A white woman 10 probably because he
wanted 10 make his trouble as light as
possible.
rHeI h Pay" iss station on the North
e,n Pacific road IN MontAna. | was named
by man whose suspepders broke there.
The Washington Sentinel, the brewers
orran. speaks OF elderly 40 nen OF both
sexes " Aud ye, they say that lsger beer
! is not intogicatingl
a poet hata remarked that "All paths
| lead 10 the grave" lie undoubtedly re-.
frrred TO ailNpeths and homeopatbs and
| hydropaths, and the rest OF tho Nj. ID.
paths.
Itis bad enough to have {, 81, on the cold
seat of a horse car until you warm II; hut
20 move mp" Two or three times and warm
as many seats Is depressing.
"Obln said the man WI. had Travelled. II
Go1', mind having the dtl,rium tromens.
ssw SNAKES and ell gators end Things, but
i. merely seemed as though was IN Flor
ids"
Queen Victoria is very fond Of apples, and
they do say IL Is interesting TO wa'ch the
old lady popping the seeds OF the kitchen
soye 10 see II sle will pet m lrrist this year
my Lord said Tuwmus, you've no
ifeh what horror Il gives IS man 10 steal
!up behind giIl who is scribbling, look
over her shoul Ter and fla thot sne 10 iGl9
writing your name VITA Mrs. pfenTTxTd.
A cold spcl-H ro.--Inuian affairs Wig
pams.-A hollow cost The price OF 4
drum. Tho ass OF fs-hion-A toddy tum.
ilHr.-Dning good turn--Ihe PANCAKE
haker.-How 10 catch husban0-Grab
him by the hair.
Where snail W. find cur teachers?' asks
an educational exchange, Well. many OF
our sweet eitl teachers may be found sit
sing on soNs with nice young men, any
time af erS O'Clock p. m.
"Oh, to think" said religious English
man his gamskeop THAT should nave
called YOU an inf rnsl fool I'm very
sorry. To think hat one Chrts ian shout
u.s. luch language TO 9notheil Heaven tor
give me! But it's Gods Truth, all the
same"
IRE ladies' who live on Capitol Hill,
Washinst n, have chosen Monday tor re-
oept day. 1t 10 not stated nut they
probably 90 their wasui X one dag later ia
the week Some SOC city ladies' ~ ust resort
to strange expedients TO keep up appear.
aDces.
A correspondent sends us tho following
soul-harrouing cOnundrnm: why 40 pigs
thrive better on sour milk than they do on
sweet7 Aud the answer is, because they get
more Of it.
"You are the most stuck.up chap | ever
saw" remarked a young lady to youth
whom che met at a iaffy pull To which
he rep lied And you are just as sweet rs
You are candid" Another leap-year hoi-
ror.
"If you would freeze" said George,
snueRlisg up little closer, you would
make delicious lce-cresm." "Il you we're
to Freeze" responded Amelia with severity,
afer catching Whit OF his breath, you
would make u rum punch"