New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-10-21
THE Talk or THE DAY.

The cdtorof The Ausn Texas) Capal has been trying
to n bigger fake prophet than fhe Ersig Post OF thu
city. He out with leader Just before the last Ohio
election saying that Hoady would be elected Governor
by 10000 majority. lie will probably lind out that
GIoadly wasn't candidate time during the coming
winter.
Mr.. j. G. Cook city editor Of The Nashrlc Banner has
upon exhibition in that city egg Laid by brown Leg
horn pulet on the 18th instant. The puet was matched
the It'll OF July last and consequently only few
days three months Old This, says 1he Word Of that
city, Ia about the only instance Aiowh where Paies
commenced laying AZ that ase.-tNew-Oreans Times
Democrat.
on account Of the cholera this year, the peOps
who usually to the French resorts went instead to
the English watering places. ana The Freach papers
mad that they calling the English hOtdkeepeu
ghOuls.
Fairnii,,lcd Americans in all cities. one would SUD
pose should regard with regret the sale % the only trans
Atlantic steamship line carrying the American flag Not
arie. which appears look upon the collapse Of that
Journals in which .uch treatment OF such ,ibcct mght
be looked for matter Of course, and in which they
would attract notice; but this IS not the ease with
The Mar Yort Times Philadelphia Ledger.
Daiota's tribute The New-Oreans Exposition wilbs
pumpkin weighing l75 pounds.
At Aurora New. an element Of variety added to
citizen with doublcbaTcod shotgun Ile marched up
the musicians and commanded them 70 keep silence.
hut before he mad time 10 turn himself loose upon the
audience, the dancers had ied-.san Francisco Chron
Gle
The T. litor OF The Pascqgoda Ia DcnocratS re-
feriug the small returns Of journalism. explains his
inability 10 get married in these words: From present
appearances expect have to II alone for long
time 70 come Perhaps IS all FOR the best. however"
And yet the age of martyrs is ppanty said TO BE- past
church hell nj Saratoga recently rang 1Oi tmcsoas
stroke Tor each year OF lis existence We imagine this 20
be the only instance record whore the of Sara
toea belle has been tolled.-lYo nkers Statesman
The grape crop in the upper Napa valley of California
phcnomenally large this year
"Ihave been" SAYS an American gentleman. to spa,
Ems. Hamburg, fichy. amt all TIE most cX'raYasaIt
expense and discomfort none were hAe an hsllsh wafer
in place
4 Chicago man bought eighteen tons oi coal from
dealer and had hed in the presence of Witnesses
IN order to prove the dealer a swndler Much 70 hs
disgust weighed nineteen tons and the dealer has lots
Of fun threatening send bill for the extra ton
Miss Mary Walker has declared her intention Of kissing
every man who votes for Mrs. Lockwood Thus Is de-
stroyed Bcyas last chance OF getting a sin lie vote
philadelphia Record
The Toronto Globe says there IS reason to believe tina.
the Ration of Jamaica 10 the Dominion of Canada
already within the boundary of practical politics
over 10000 copies the Bible have been printed every
day FOR the last trty-four years ana yet You nave 70
look ont the who hOrrOws your hoe asks tho
loan OF a awn-nOwer-. Detroit Free Press.
The british led.c1l Jou7,h reports well-suthenti-
Gated case Of canary catching the scarlet fever and
dying
There il orc way 10 make stor drinking. That's
by making them prosperous and happy; In that WAY
the Republican party proposes to he the biggest ProhD-
ton party on record. man with happy, cOntented
respectable educated family is not half 80 apt TO drink
man who Is pinched aud starved ana IN Despair o.s.
the outlook for his family and himself Washington
Critic.