Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-04-02

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tni.- still n the flesh IN the year i--I5.
Who tired 10 make capital for himself
ous Of the mysterious dls.ppearance OF
Morgan by travelling about tie county
der01nclux rurs and the Na.0n=.
In crez. coutras. With the HsTGds
present method Of getting EGropean
news " Benefits first budget from that
source. /; l. tsaded ID the largest y Pc
~ tn. c9mmand Of the journalistic IN
FAINT. Late aud important from Europe
and cosue- oy the ship St As1reS from
Cork April -.h. The news vas the
doxni4li Of tue Peel Ministry. and re-
ported engagement between ,he Rasslan
and English fleets 10 the D.rcsuellss.
Another interesting item is entitled
Empire State giving statistical *
tracts from Z work published by one
Williams 10 thSss Bennett adds his
Own es follows: We have SIX or seven
colleges, all poor and proud, except Co
iutabIs, which - rich ana lazy. eoucat-
ing ozly 100 students a year, and vet
complaining OF hard work We have
eight or ten theological seIulasTf@= tor
making clergymen. ninety ont Of every
hqndr-d Of which Wo1!d make goa
tiilar- OF tue ground. We have ofer -
female academies for finishing the ed1-
cation of YoGug ladies', T1ere Ou--h14f
are finished as We once beard John han
dJ!pA I Roanoke SAY II tins House II
Representatives. IN hls fiage1iet-soInc-
Ing volce-EinIshed. Mr. Speaker: yes.
finished for Ali useful purpo We
have IL state Prison 1882 ra4rnsS, but
GUI only knows how many oat OF
prison, pfeying upon the community IL
the shape - gamblers, blackiegs. sp-cu-
lators and politicians. We nave t+3l
paQper- IL the poor house and double
| that number gong there as fast IS IN
TEN perance and Incidence can carry
them. Ne have about 80 dandles. wno
| dress well. wear gold chains. spend mr.,
;neir fathers earnings. item their taIl-
or'- and hotel keeper :, and close tpelI
career with pistol or dose OF laUda
mum. We have 2i3 people II fashion,
VINO tad Al unquestiOnable grand
father Or grandm ,,her, and 80 par
venues, who. IKE Meichlsedek, Hing of
Salem. have neither father nor mother.
We buy and sell Of each other III Wall
street 3U.0J,OOO Of stocks wear and
by the operation only ruin 100 families
| TO make tue fortunes Of nve or t. II
overgrOgn ones.
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little during the last ~ years, If the
! HerabFs information Is correct, and IN
! some things the information il peculiar
| iy applicable TO san Francisco, as fol
! instance ." We have had hQret0for
| only eight broken banks, with capital
Of S5,uJO,u 90, to cheat the merchants
| but III tiLne We may break hereafter d
score or two, and thus outstrIp Penn.
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rltlng the poor" Bennett III those days
no doubt Was poor and "A peS5lmIst, and
he certainly was possessed of the quail
ties which came very near making grea,
men out of Barney Dougherty. jaime.
Kidney and Orator Barry. He certain
Is saw matters then as they are now IL
san Francisco.
Another half column is devoted to ths
| welfare of mechanics, subject OF
which the Heraid oIscourses rs follow,
"A great deal of noise has b.en mad.
during the last few months about mon
opoly, anti-monopoly, banks clrcuid
| ton, small notes and many other mat
ters supposed to be appertaining To th'
interests and feelings of the mechanics
and working people. Promises of al
sorts have been held out 10 thea II
abundance, ephemeTal legislation ha
been invoked, and yet at the end o
months this honest, hard-worklng bod,
inst found themselves where they eve
Were. at the mercy OF caprice, custom
pride and fashion. What ha, all thu
empty discussion amounted ~? Notn
mg; mere springs to catch woodcoCks
the hurnbng OF nypDcrItes. Legislation
has not reached the evil complained of
Society ~ becoming too complex anC
dense for the folks at Washington ant
Albany. What would James Gurdul
Benefits Ueyad have SAID about
California railroad Commission ha(
that body been III existence when tn,
first number made lis appearance:
But BENEFITS Herdd was not all 70
the mechanic, for another part of tn,
little sheet ~ headed Court Circular
Here oue Is informed that the Presi
dent health II like the weather, gooG
| today and bad tomorrow that Dame
Webster. Henry Gay ana JOAN G.. Cal
hoan are IN their respective States
| that Bavy Crockett ut last accounts VA
| grinnIng the bark uif the trees III Ten
nesste,' etc. The elder Der nett seem
To- have been little envIous of tue court
and no doubt would have made 1t warn
for Chester 4. Arthur's court had h.
| still been poor young man during tn,
latter's lncumbency of the American
throne" Tine fourth page of Ben
netts Herui l. devoted to poetry. sentl
mental stories and witticisuDs. the fol
lowing being an 1885 description of
prim lady: She looks as If she wer,
fed through quill and when she open
her mouth to vaWn You would fancy sh,
WAS going to whistle" As to poetry tn,
following suited the old mans fancy
fill this up to one made up
OF lovelIness alone:
A woman of her gentle sex
The seeming paragon,
To whom the better elements
And kindly stars have given
form so fair that like the air
lis less of earth than heaven.
In advertisements the Morning Her
aid was not rich. There are half
dozen teachers applications for selec
scholars, a few furnishing goods adver
tisements. q card by tine gents of tn
Copenhagen Porter Company, a brew
now known as Norway beer. thre
houses toilet notices also an adver
tisenent of a strengthening plaster. O
n dispensary of " I'm de Macon. 70
gentlemen who have travelled ON tn
Continent" Bruce's Type Foundr
Also has card, perhaps in part pay
ment fer the wretchedlv faced agat
type IN which the Morning Herald WA
printed. But the little sheet made ~
IN brightness of matter what i, lacke,
In cleanliness of type aud to New YorI
of ISIS il must have been as new reve
lation IN Journalism.
On fourteen sections of the Panami
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