The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-05-23

The farmer shisf business now Is 50.

The U.s. 81 adversely are said ~ Be
SWEET We prefer maple sugar.
WHY ase those two Young men 20
fFeshf Answer: They can't earn their
salt
VIM. Aston has ahoaiing castle: 80
have ue. Ills aoass On water; ours In
the air.
II Is all folly 70 say that love j. blind
A fellow In love Is very quick % detect
II his girl smiles At another chap.
A Japanese woman dresses herself
only once IN -four days. This gives the
rest IT the family an occasional glance
at the mirrOr.
i y-toe this Bnl'- exclaimed -the
governor and suiting the action to
the word. he sent William bouncing to
the pavement
Light Is gradually breaking-me, =
remarked the man when be paid u gas
bin twice as large rs usual.
A young woman Is about 10 open a
cigar store Ia New York. No doubt
size will have capital to back her.
well. sir" remarked one man in d.
reeting another. "tlre place is easy to
find: just turn to Your lett when YOU
reach the determination Of the road"
Il hate to drink alone" said a west
ern man, and he passed over u newly
filled half-pint bottle. Il DON'T" gurg-
led his companion, returning it TO him
empty.
YES" said the old sexton. "the bell
tolls the age OF the departed" "How
unlike the society belle that comes and
goes added be in u graveyard way.
she has never told her age"
An lrishman put up the following
notice: Whoever is caught trespass.
ing OF these grounds will be- given forty
lashes on the bare back. Half the pen.
atty to the informer."
1t is related of a Chicago young wo-
mar and Il Chinese lady on being in
tr0dueed they looked at each Others
feet aud then both tainted dead away.
the former from modification and the
latter from fright.
"Can you paint me a sign at once p
"fes: what kind of a sign do you
want y "A sign of rain" A cloud
lowered on the painters brow aud
fearing an immediate storm the hui
mOrlst left"
The Nashville World is IN hard luck.
They wrote that call the windows In a
certain dusty village looked as IL they
needed wishing" The printer set it
up "all the widows" A score or more
came, "iu haste" stop my pa
per"
A lad entered a box in Il theater ut
San Antoine, Tex, where lac drank
during the performance. As the
curtain fell on the last net he shot him.
self through the head, dying Instantly.
The acting In Texas seems TO be worse
this year than usual.
4 firm in Newark, n. j., manufac-
lures artificial eggs with plaster of
shells. 1t is getting so that a hen
in this country has nothing to do but
to fly on Il fence and cackle and squawk
like a boiler factory when you are try
10 put the babe to sleep.
Two Young married French ladies
were talking about their husbands.
Said one OF them: do you really think
your Jules went shooting yesterday ?"
Well, | don't think, he tired to deceive
ME Yesterday; | am inclined to think
he went But he didn't bring back
my game" "That's what makes
me sure he did 60" was the wife's re-
ply.
DE man whut tries ter do right jes
because he is afeard Oh de debil. may
awhile think dat de debbll aim
IN no great hurry to punish him, an
leu do wrong, | ain got no respec fur
liglOn. De fiuit what am rails
sd in a hot-house ain nigh SO sweet ms
fruit wnut yer gifts outer de orchard.
Little Rudolph one day begged al
invitation TO dinner at the house of a
title friend with whom he had been
during the morning. AT the
able his hostess anxiously inquired
Rudolph. can You cut your own meat p
.Humph!' said Rudolph. who was saw
nc away, Cant II I've cut up a good
teal tougher meat than this at home"
"What do circus people do In the
sinter?" asks a contemporary. The
Town devotes the season to cleaning Il
Tesh cropof jokes from the almanacs
before the American revolu-
ion, and occasionally writes for the
comic weeklies: and the
man. who splits rocks with
is fist. secures employment in Il cheap
BOARDING house at hammering tough
teef. No doubt the others find en-
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