The Arizona champion., 1884-06-21
ODDS AND ENDS.
Multum in parvo-A woman's tongne.
 Many a broker is a poor finance seer.

Multum Tn parvo--A woman's tongne.
 Many broker is poor finance seer.
 Appoint of honor-Civil Service Re- form.
 The longest reign in history-The deluge.
 A burning question-How much is the gas bill?
 The hairdresser's widow is relict of 
 Patience comes in where there is else to fill up.
 A small soul has plenty of elbow room in a narrow-minded man.
 A member of the Shaker fraternity A man with an attack of ague.
 The report that the army worms wear helmet hats seems to be unfounded.
 In the bright lexicon of modern times there is no such word as "bursted."
 It sounds somewhat paradoxical to say that cremation is gaining ground" ,"
 A Rockland woman calls her husband "a glacier" because he moves .so mor- tally slow.
 The immortal saying, "There's al- ways room at the top" was invented by q hotel clerk.
 What is the sad end? No, it is not death. It is the tambourine-players char in minstrel show.
 Ladies' hats may be cheaper this spring than last season, but we notice that they come higher than ever.
 A poetess asks: "Where is my sailor love to-night?" If he is ashore, the probabilities are that he is "half seas over"
 At sale of musical compositions in London, May 24th, the works of Weber, Balfe, and Donizetti brought the highest prices.
 "Half. loaf is better than none," as the fellow said who was kicked out of a bar-room at noon, where he usually put in day.
 If the young man who left the poem: 'I want to be at rest" upon our desk will call in, we will see that he is ac- commodated.
 When Longfellow's Alpine maiden said to young MT. Excelsior "Stop, oh, stay" did she think he was dude and ought to wear corset?
 A mule with five legs has been born in Alabama. We shall look for large falling off in the population of that State within the next six or eight years.
 A movement has been started in Eng land for the establishment of sys- tenn of lower rates for night cable mes sages between England and the United States.
 Out of the 800, 1000 inhabitants of Naples only 60,000 pay taxes, and an English doctor declares that it is the dirtiest, raggedest and most squalid city in Europe.
 A Pennsylvania man left his wife be- cause she always made him enter the house by the back door. We naturally infer that the cook was not particularly good-looking.
 A memorial of the Tuileries is to be erected in the gardens of the old palace. Two arcades which formed part of the Pavilion de PHorloge will be recon structed close to the Orangery.
 The wine-making districts of France have been so afflicted by the phylloxera that some of the wine owners have had their yearly incomes reduced from 80, 900 or 90, ,000 to 1000 or 5000 francs.
 One of the drawbacks to the pleasure of angling is that if you bring home string of which you are proud, some envious son of Walton is liable to insin- uate that you caught post mortem trout.
 This is the season of the year when the young man with the twenty-five cent clocked stockings and low-cut shoes sits cross-legged until the whole lower part of his anatomy goes to sound asleep.
 A petition was presented the other day by certain distressed weayerS in Madras to the Governor of that province, addressed; "To Almighty God, care of His Excellency, the Governor of Madras"
 One of the results of the panic is the fact, cabled from London, that several wealthy Americans abroad will be obliged to return home immediately. And another that several at home will want to go abroad.
 Spofforth of the Australian eleven, the bowler of the century, in recent cricket match in England, took seven wickets in six overs and three balls, and the entire eleven opposing him were dismissed for seven runs.
 The solidfcation of whisky is new invention. If the spirit is taken in the form of cakes hereafter, the term "liqud lamnation" will no longer apply; but he phrase "solid comfort" will, in the minds of some people, have received a fresh significance.
 THE MARRIAGE OF A POETEss.