Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-01-21
ALL SORTS.

HORRORS OF THE 1NQUIsITIoN.-The "inquisi-
tom of olden time inflicted horrible torrents on its
victims, such as stretching them in all kinds of
unreasonable shapes and breaking their bones. But
these torments were not much worse than those
which are experienced by people who now suffer
from muscular rheumatism. Mr.. L. o. Morgan of
Syracuse, martyr to muscular rheumatism,
but Perry Days's Pain Killer made him well.
Mention this to your friend who is tortured with
rheumatism.
How many letters have you sent dated last year?
A new idea is embraced in Ely's Cream Balm.
Catarrh is cured by causing discharge and cleansing
not by drying up. The application is easy and
agreeable. Price 80 cents
Apply into nostrils with the finger.
was troubled with chronic Catarrh and gather
ing in my head, was very deaf at times, had dis
charges from my ears, and was unable to breathe
through my nose. Before the second bottle of Ely's
Cream Balm was exhausted was cured, and to-day
enjoy sound health c. j. Corbin, 923 Chestnut
ST., Field Manager Philadelphia Pub. House, Pa.
We recommend Ely's Cream Balm where cure
for Catarrh is called for, and consider that are
doing the public favor by making its virtues
known to those afflicted with this loathsome dis
ease, for which it is in most instances perfect
cure. Peck Bros, Druggist, Grand Rapids, Mich.
quick. Forgot all obout it.
The universal verdict ''The Hop Plaster is the
best porous plaster made Only 25 cts.
a recent convert in a Georgia church is 12S years
old. He says he is too old to have any more fun,
anyway.
and CIV blod
for year with torpid liver and indigestion, and
| after trying everything imaginable used Burdock
Blood Bitters. The first bottle revived me and the
| secoud cured me entirely. J. S. williamson Roch-
ester, n. Y.
A Connecticut has written poem the
| Editors Hereafter" 1t is said to be a glowing
| description of the seventh heaven.
If you are frequenter or a resident of a miasmat
ic district barrcade your system against the
of all countries-ague, bilious and intermittent
| fevers-by the of Hop Bitterss.
Huntington, Mich, Feb. 3 1SSO-I have sold HOP
Bitters for four years and there is no medicine
that surpasses them for bilious attacks kidney com
plants and many diseases incident to this malaria
climate. II. T. Alexander.
The small boy who hangs around the parlor anc
makes faces at his sisters beau should be punished
for contempt of court.
so Fits in "a Hours! 81 employed of thu
best physicians here,' wrote VIM. E. Tanner o
Dayton, Ohio. "They all said my child could no
live for weeks. 1t had 80 fits in "a hours. W
gave it Samaritan Nervine and the medicine effect
| ed permanent cnre. Druggists.
| correspondent osks Can you suggest some
thing that will effectually prevent my growing bald
ness?" Yes, procure divorce.
MAID OF ORLEANs.-Sweet-hearts and wives
lovers and husbands don't forget the benefit derive
from the of Hatch's Februge Mixture when yo
were young and in your maturer years. The un
versa testimony is, 'It's the best Cough Medicine.
1t but % cents to try it, and is for sale at
the stores.
A Chicago man recently promised his dying wi
that he would meet her in heaven. We have hear
of some pretty big contracts but none quite bi
this.
SAMsoNs LEGS AND LOCKS. - When Della
2 clipped off Samson's locks that mighty athlete
once became ''as other men," If it could be prove
that the possession of luxuriant hair would enab
l men to tear open lions jaws, Hiscox & Co. wou
be driven wild in the effort to supply enough
Parker's Hair Balsam to meet the demand. As
is the Balsam prevents your hair from falling GU
and restores the original color if faded or gray.
sides it is great addition the toilet table simp
. as dressing.