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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-07-04
FOREIGN GOSSIP.

Glass floors are being laid in the
stores of paris.
Passenger elevators are still rare in
Europe. A few of the principal hotels
in London have them.
The most remarkable known echo
is that on the north side of church of
Shipley, Sussex. 1t repeats twenty-one
syllab,es.
One of the queerest army corps in
the world is that of the Norwegian
skaters. They are armed with rifles.
which they can use with great precision
while skating.
From cork chippings once thrown
away, thousands of yards of linoleum
are now made at Delmenhorst, Ger
many, where the industry is becoming
quite IMPORTANT
Miss Mile Edwards, aged seven
teen and weighing seven pounds. was
married to frank j. flynn. aged twen-
ty and weighing nine pounds, at Man
cherter, England, the other day.
The Turks have a superstition that
an angel has charge of each hair of the
beard. and for that reason they break
anu July tdCH OHt mat ShC
angel may be set free from his task.
The dress which the Queen intend
ed to. but did not wear at the royal
wedding. is described as a marvel of
the mo liste's art The material was
! black MORE antique, with silver
thread running through it, interviewer
with the fabric. A special loom had to
be made for it. and its cost was Is per
yard.
Mime. Auban-Moet. the wife of the
Partisan wine merchant, died a short
time ago at Seville, leaving fortune
of 6U,QJ0.0O0 francs. In her will she
said: al Eequeath all of my fortune to
nv husband, but IN case he should re-
fuse to accept it, or should die before l
do, all of my fortune shall 60 to Prince
Victor Napoleon Bonaparte." The hus-
band accepted the fortune.
An English doctor reports the case
of lady who had regularly recur-
ring series of assesses upon the ankles.
On entern her sitting-room one day
he noticed pair of her shoes, and. on
the impulse of the moment. he directed
his patient to use a large, broad-heeled
shoe. She did SO, and has had no
trouble for two years. Her former shoes
had lo7g. tapering heel, set nearly in
the middle of the sole.
"A terrible accident occurred recent
" at AuNonne. of which one of the men
connected with a menagerie which is
being exhibited there lost his life. 1t
appears that the man was showing the
wild beasts to some friends, and in
passing before a cage containing lion
and two lioneSses he put one of his arms
between the bars sfor the purpose of
stroking the lions name. The lionesses
Immediately sprang at the mans arm.
in which they buried their claws, while
the lion by snap of his teeth, severed
the arm clean from the shoulder. The
man was taken away by other attend
ants, and he died in hospital soon after.
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Domestic Recipes.

How to prevent bread from becoming
mouldy 1t to your poor neighbor
who keeps hens
How to skim milk-No directions arc
needed. The milkmen and grocers sell
dom neglect to perform this service for
their customers.
How to prevent ingrowing nails
Remove the fingers and toes with a
broadaXe. One treatment is sufficient
for a lifetime.
How to keep meat fresh-Don't put
any salt on it.
How to make old garments look as
good as new-Give the old garments to
Your poor relation. If you can not
convince her that they are as good as
new. it is no harm to try to do so.
How to keep children from soiling
| their clothing the children
locked up in the bureau drawer. This is
an invaluable recipe. and may always
be depended upon when all others fail,
rs all others assuredly will.
How TO prevent iron from rusting-
THIS is done simply by keeping the
metal free of oxide.
How tt Kill moths-First catch your
moth. Then take the insect between
the thumb and finger of the left hand.
and with the right thumb and finger
gently but firmly remove the head aud
throw it into the kitchen fire. When
this is done 10 4 turn. adj the body,
first taking the precaution to stir the
Goals vigorously from below with
poker. This remedy is neTer known to
ial."
To rid house of reaches
your furniture literally with insect
powder-almost any kind will do
and then remove the furniture to an
other dwelling. When You get to
rights IN your new home, you will find
reason to believe that the house from
which You removed is thoroughly rid
den of reaches.
How to keep paint clean-Furnish
your children with bread and molasses,
and give them free run of the house.
The paint will very soon become so
we'll covered with treacle and the
earthly particles which inevitably en-
viron the hands of the little ones. that
it will be perfectly protected from the
danger of becoming soiled. Paint can
in this way be kept clean indefinitely.
How to build the k't:hen fire. This
is IN operation that should never be at
tempted by man.. If the mistress of
the house has bad temper, the ex-
pertinent should be given into her
hands. But generally it is well
enough to permit the domestic to
undertake it. The operation is per-
formed in this wise: First put in the
coal. next the kindlings, and finally
the shavings or paper. Apply lighted
match tocthe last-named substance,
and when it is in brisk bla e. pour
into it your kerosene. If this is done
properly, you viii have splendid fire,
unless the fire engines arrive too quick
". The only objection to this method
lies in its excessive wear and tear of
domeSticS. f..r .. -....- F.
Mrs. Homespun's recipe for pun
cake: Take some flour and put it
into something: then add some butter,
rubbing it into the flour; beat up YOUR
eggs and pour them in; add your sugar
and mo- asses and raisins. Put into
something and bake it until it is
done. These are exactly the direc-
lions given by Mrs. Homespun, taken
down verbatim, and they are so simple
that the most inexperienced house
wife need not 90 aStray.-Boss0R Tan
SCRIPT
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Commercial Travellers.

If any evidence were wanting to con-
vince one that business is flat it might
be found in the knots of well-dressed
men who sit about the wholesale stores
exchanging stories, smoking and smil-
ing, but never looking about for any
thing to do. These are the commercial!
travellers. They are at home, and when
they pack their samples and leave their
well-worked paths it is good time to
rest. They are the happiest, most
genial class in the world. With both
eyes darting about keenly in search of
trade they have yet time to make life
merry one. They are very distinct
class, and | often wonder they are not
seized on oftener by our rising novelists
and playwrights and drawn as they are
not distorted as Phipps. Like most
other pushing people. the sharp drum
mers get rich, and often very quickly.
They usually all of them have several
irons in the fire all the time, and keep
a telescope lookout for chances besides.
Competition keeps their invention active
for means to get ahead. know of one
dry goods man. who has an extensive
territory, who subscribes for more news
papers than are on the exchange list of
a great many metropolitan journals.
He reads them carefully, painfully in
fact, and remembers what he reads,
and when he reaches the town of, say,
Dead Eye, Tex, or Prairie Dog. Neb-,
he can talk with merchants on local
affairs just like a native. 1t pays him.
for it tickles them.-Chicago Inter
Ocean, .... H
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The Art II Orator !.

" As / have before observed, gesticula-
don is foreign to our Nation, and yet
The man who would be IN orator must
learn what to do, Is well Is what 10
avoid doing. with his arms and hands.
The word is but an echo, the ambassa-
dor of thought. An energetic passion.
all deep sentiment, must be heralded
by expression or by outward and visible
sign of some sort; otherwise the words
will fall coldly, as emanating from the
intellectual machine, and not springing.
warm and irrepressible, from the heart.
Talma, in his treatise on the art of act
ing. says: The gesture, the attitude,
the look, should precede the words, as
the flash of lightning precedes the thun-
der" Yet, if you watch any unculti-
tirated speaker, you will find that his
action never indicates the path he is
travelling. but follows it. Observe the
itinerant preacher, whose apoplectic elo-
quence suggests that he is suffering from
q determination of words to stick in the
mouth; you will find that the flinging of
his arms to and fro is an effort to add
force to his words, not the outcome of
strong feeling before it has broken into
speech. The true orators movements
must appear SO spontaneous that
they pass unnoticed, and yet, in-
sensibly, they will affect his au-
dience. The most powerful speakers
are always, more or less, actors, who
identify themselves with the cause they
advocate. Cold rhetoricians who have
not this capacity MAY bring conviction
to our reason when we read their
speeches in the papers in the morning
after they are delivered; but. lacking
the passionate responsiveness of men
whose voice and frame vibrate with the
emotion their words evoke, they will
never touch the heart or rouse the en-
thusiasm Of an audience. Hamilton
aide,
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USEFUL AND suaGEsTIYE.

Medicine stains may be removed
from silver spoons by rubbing them
with soft ashes and soap suds.-M Z.
Herald
WIRE cloth answers well as a pro
lection to corn-cribs against rats and
mice. 1t can be used as lining to the
walls and foors.-7roy Times.
An exchange saws that not one
farmer in a hundred raises good
garden. yet nothing pays proportion
ateiy as well as good garden.
An Indiana farmer says he keeps
bells on several of the sheep of his
flock. and though his neighbors all
about him have had sheep killed by
dogs, his flock has never been troubled.
The best way to rid a horses ears
of warts is to rub them well with q
coarse cloth and then touch them with
little nitric acid every alternate day
until YOU have administered three ap-
plications. A single drop of the acid
win be quite sufficient for the smaller
ones.-N T. Herald.
~ Notwithstanding that exercise ex-
erts great and wholesome influence upon
the horse, such advantage can not be
insured except by providing that the
exercise be judiciously apportioned to
the strxngth of the horse; that it be of
kind suitable to his nature; and that
every requisite attention be paid him
after Cereland Leader.
Grease plate with lard, and set it
where ants congregate; place few bits
of wood so the ants can climb or the
plate easily; they will forsake any food
for lard; when the plate is well covered
with them, turn it over a hot fire of
Goals; they will drop into the fire, and
you can then reset che plate for anoth-
er catch. A few repetitioas will clean
them out--Chicdgo Times.
Homemade sausages to be boiled
aud cut in thin slices for tea or for
breakfast, are made of two parts of beef
and one part of pork. Chop them very
fine, and season with black and red pep
per, salt, little sage, and summer sa-
worry, if you please. Put this into small
bags made of stout cotton cloth. boil.
and then hang in dry, cool closet un-
til you wish to use.-N T. Post.
Open fruit tart. Line plain mold
about three inches deep with a short
paste. Take some stoned cherries.
sliced peaches, apricots, nectarines and
gooseberries; stir well in bowl with
some powdered sugar; pour into the
mould and bake in quick oven.
Crack the apricot stones, blanch the
kernels and garnish the tart with them.
If the fruit seems too dry pour a little
clarified sugar over it before taking out
of the oven.-Erchange.
The farmer who thinks he is doing
the proper thing and gaining time by
allowing his horses but a few minutes
for their feed in the morning before
starting out for hard days work. and
who tries TO economize time by making
the noon hour only forty minutes long,
certainly makes mistake. He may be
able to do little more work in short
space of time, and perhaps accomplish
more during the entire season, but
what he gains by thus pinching and
trying to make little time will be
more than lost by the abuse of his
teams. In order to enjoy the full bene-
fit of szpieal. horses need time to prop
erly M sticate it, and when not al
lowed this time they will suffer positive
iniury.-Prdirie Farmer.
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1t is too bad. SAYS Burdette, in tn

1t is too bad. says Burdette, in the
BROOKLYN Edgk. ,ienius never has
half chance. Just as Fitzgerald was
the focus of fifty mill On pa;rs of eyes,
and any party was ready to run him
for President, this furry on Wall street
comes along and distracts attention
from the walking-match. 1t is the
opinion of many of our best citizens
that that is just what this whole Grant
X Ward Juror was got up for. Much
good it does a man to blister his feet in
such q country as this. where a clique
of gambling STOCKHOLDERS can make
the nation turn its back upon stone
bruise the size of walnut, and noble
heel with callous spot as thick and
tough as piece of PIE attracts less at
tention than 400. 900 failure. Oh,
shame, where is thy ricn English com
plexion?
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Advertisine Cheats III

Il has become % common to begin m
article, in IN elegant interesting styla
"Thn run IL into some Advertisement
that We avoid all such,
.And simply call attention 10 the merits
of Hop Bittsn In - plain. honest terms -
possible, R'assfssi tIs. -
To induce people si ~ &c e.1ar
ITO give them one trial. which 50 proves
their value that they win neysr uss any-
thing elsA
TIN REMEDY 50 fsvorably noticed in al To
Fictitious and secular. u 81 III ~
Having large sale, and IL supplanting All
.There Is no denying the virtues Of the Hop
plant and the proprietors of Hop Bitters bsvc
shown great shrewdness and ability
are so G palpRsSle to every ones
Did She Die?
"No!
"She fingered and suffered along, pfning
away all the time for years"
The doctors doing her no good"
And at last was cured by this Hop
Bitters the papers say so much about.
"Indeedl Indeed r, = = 90
How thankful we should be for that
medicine"
A Daughters Misery.
"Eleven years our daughter suffered ON
bed of misery,
From complication Of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nery0us debility, 80
Under the care of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various names,
But no relief, 90 IsHl-
"And now she Is restored to MS IN good
health by IS simplo a remedy ~ Hop Bit
ters, that she had stunned for years before
using 1.-THE PARENTS ,pi ~ -
Father is Getting Well
"My daughters say: ~ - w.. -..,
'How much better father Is since he
used Hop Bitters" ~
I" He IL getting well after his long suffer
ing from disease declared incurable.
"And we are so glad that he used your
Bitters. "A LADY Of Utica, N. Y.
4" None genuine without punch Of green
Hops on the white label Shun allthe vile poi-
sonous stun with Hop or ''Hope" In thetr
name. r..f-' s.. tl...l..--
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A new fruit called the "ioquot" has
been introduced in Southern California,
and is becoming very popular. The
trees, which were originally set on for
ornament, are very prolific, and the
fruit is one of the most delicious flavor.
Son francisco Cal,
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PAPILLON
"A CINCINNATI DRUGGIST RePoRTs.s1

Mr. Fcrd- Zuenkeier. Druggist No. Vine Street
Cincinnati O.. writes under date April .h 81, have
obtained four additional verbal testimonials for The
Big Four Peerless PapiIlon Remedies, from my Gus
toners Mr. Louis Crater says, "Pa3fuon Blood Cure
works Ike Q charm" Go. G. Hascnfe!s, Of BcthIe
hem suburb. saJs: "Pspilion Blood Care 10 . great
relief him and Is glad that he has AZ Last found some
thing that viii do him good" Miss c. z. Relshark
No. 32 McMicken Avenue praises Pap!'lon Skin Cure
very highly. She has used three bottles Mr.. Adm
Eiefer. 3rd and Martin Sts has used two bottles
of Papion Cltarrh Cure. aad says he Is positiyei
viii cure him II he keeps It up, which he says L VIII
do Mr.. Reule, of whom wrote in my last letter.
said TO me this evening that your "Papiou Ca;arrh
Cure 10 rood remedy because he has given it fam
trial and has obtained most excellent results there
from -
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BURLINGTON, Vt. December Il, 1ss3.
desire to call attention to the great re-
lief to be derived from ALLcoCK's Porous
PLAsTERs, in chronic bowel troubles, en-
largements of the liver, and the painful
condition of the spleen in malaria No To-
cal agent can exceed their efficacy in alb
sorbent and anodyne properties.
WV r REIrrR ND
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WV. B. BETTER, NJ. d.
MoSrcLArR, N. J.. December IL. 1859.

MONrCLAIR, n. J., December II, 1873.
1t affords me great pleasure to recon-
mend ALLcoCK's Porous PLAsrERs and
BRANDRErH's VEGETABLE Pills as agents
possessing great healing efficacy. The
worldwide fame of these remedies is such
as to render it almost superiuous to add q
word of commendation from the medical
faculty to increase their reputation.
WM. p. STRICKLAND, N. D., LII. d.
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o. Jackson ST., BROOKLYN. N. T.,
narou,har lsQl 4

Being familiar with the stimulating ! heal
ing and anodyne properties Of ALLcocK's
Porous PLAsrERs, commend them as
most valuable agent in the class Of diseases
for which they are intended. the s.imu-
lating action when worn over the gastric
region, materially aids in restoring
strength and energy to digestion and the
subsequent Budding mp Of tissue and re-
s-na.A - i.s general system.
.r H ARNaAR,y& II D.
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34l EAST TwESrY-sECOND ST..

NEW hOhk SrTr. DecemDer 10, looo
have found ALLCoCK's Porous PLAs-
TIERS very useful ia those special diseases
of women where anemia is the cause of so
much local pain and disturbance. Their
combination is an excellent one, the best
yet made to my knowledge, and have al
ways been found reliable.
." A. W LrsSrR A. ND 81
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,uEp BuRLIKoroN, VT, May I'd, ia.
hereby certify that have examined
the Butter Color prepared BY Wells, kcn-
ardson 4 Co., and that the same u free
from alkah or my other Substance injurt
Gus to health; that have compared Is with
some Of tho best Of the other Butter Colors
in the market and find 1t to be more than
twenty-five per cent. stronger in color than
the best Of the others.
am satisfied that it IL notlisbleto becoms
rancid, or in any way to injure the buseer.
have examined II after two months free
exposure 10 the air in Q place liable 70
large changes Of temperature, and foand
no trace Of raucidity, while other kinds
similarly exposed became rancid. $50
f.rI4t i.rL : ~ Ifs A. H. SABIE,
Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont
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MEDICAL TESTIMONY.

THE difference between advertising and
advertiser is, the former always pays
while the latter sometimes does not.
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PAPILLoS Blood Cure cures sll diseases
originating in any impairment of the blood,
as Fits of Epilepsy, An@mia, Sick Head
ache, and Female Weaknesses.
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A SPECIAL from Waltham, Mass, says
that ], 500 Watches are now made daily at
wsftham, and they are better in quality
and lower in price than ever before.
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WHEN the iron enters Q mans soul IL
should nerve him to greater effort Iron
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"a FELLOW feeling" in your pocket for
your purse does not make you feel won
drous kind" toward the fe eler.- The Judge
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The man who is most given to counting
chickens before they are hatched Is the
agent for . patent incubator. = Losoeli
Courier.
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Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont

p An exchange says: "You can not move
the world" Yes you can Commence
with Wheeling West Virginia Ail,eaukee
.SeafiHel. fI'- ffi .tt iUHr s q. III
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WHooPISG Cough, that dreadful affiic-
ton, will be relieved at once with Papillcn
Cough Cure. EgErTTT- EgEI
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"Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for ft. Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions
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AGRIAr waste of effort-The child that
cries for an hour never gets it
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"MR. BROOKS, near Albany, was hope
lessly afflicted with Cancer. Il had eaten
through his nose into his mouth and throat.
The time Of his death was only question
of very short time. He pray ed for death,
his suffering was so great. s. 8 5. has
had wonderful effect on him His i'm
provement is so great that we all feel sure
Of his being perfectly cured in time"
ftEr w. II. GILBERT, Albany, Ga
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THAT wonderful catholicou known a.
Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has given the lady a worldwide reputa-
ton for doing good. 1t is q living spring
of health and strensth.
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Smother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, worms, constipation, tasteless- &c
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A "DRoLL dog" Is wag with a funny
tale.-Pinsburgh Chronicle. ..F
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Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Is simply without parallel for wholesome
ness, and in its purifying effects.
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Buchu-paiba." Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, 81
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Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover" re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia,Sl.
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THE gate that turns with the tide-The
d.legate.-N. ]. Journal
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A wEsrKRN woman was driving the hens
from the garden the other day when cy-
clone carried OF her shoo!-BostoB Com.
mercfdl Bulletin.
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A VERY narrow aperture-.he crack of
a whip.
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The court room-The front parlor.-7he
Nil -.
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Trough on Coughs. lie, at Druggists. Com
plete cure Coughs. Hoarseness, Sore Throat
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PIso's CURE for Consumption does not
dry up a cough; it removes the cause.
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A GOOD many "amusements" are bores !;
but fishing is reel fuu.-The Judge.
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MAN was made TO mourn, but some mourn
more'n others.-N o. Picdyune.