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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22
How lse Got I'm.

The other night an old negro went to
the Goor of tho Little Rock oper, house,
feeling his way along with cane.
'whar's lie show MANI" lie asked.
'TIerc am" answered the manager OF
lIumpty Dump,y troupe.
"wouId yer let po' ole blin' man go
inter dc houseg"
at won't do you any good to go in, old
man. You can't see anything, and there
is no talking in this show"
"Well, lcmme so in any way. amt
been ter 'tainment so long l'se hungry
fur it," $50
Gan right, old man, go up stairs" and
4 boy was called to show the old fcl!ov TO
4 seat.
During the performance the manager
looked up into the gallery and saw the old
negro laughing eft to Kill himself" Co
ing up and approaching the ole fellow,
the angry Snowman said:
Thought you were blinds' ..
''Sah:" looking up with puzzled air.
Il say l thought you were blind.
"who, mc?"
"Ycs, YOU"
"What made yer think dat!''
"Becau.e you said So"
"No, salI, didn't. 1 axcd yer ef ycr'd
let ole blin' man go inter dc show, an
yersef is dc one what said couldn't see"
".wcll, you'll have to sc, out Of here"
"Who, mcy"
eyes, you"
"Jes' case l amt blin'? WY, man,
yer oughter be glad dat | ken see. Jes'
lemme stay an III slict my eyes durin'
tic rest o. lie show. Won't do IL? Huh.
f,lst man | cher seed what wantc,l folks
ter be blin'. Oh, I'll 30 out ef dat's what
ycr's n hintin' at. waats nc ter 30 jcs'
case l'se cEjoyih' myse'f. Dar's some
mighty funny folks IN dis hcah worl,
nohow ~
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22

A clothing dealer on Jefferson avenue
was dancing around the door Of Isis store
In great rage yesterday when nn ac-
quaintance halted and asked him the
cause of his excitement: , ,.-..
"vy, dot now poy Of mine sells man q
hat for dollar dot yllas marked twelve
shillings?" ,a,r s
"And you loose fifty ccnts." f e...,..
''Feefty cents! I discharge dot poy so
qucck his head doan' lIaf time to shwiIp 80
In The course OF an hour the pedestrian
was repassing the store and seeing the
man at the door with sDiilc on his face,
he asked:
swell, did you discharge the boy ?"
"Dot poy vlIas all right, sfr. When !
comes 10 inquire intoit doan Z let him 60
IL haf to pay him more Wages. lie
makes mistake on price, bur wIlcn he
gifts back der change for a icn-ddliar bill
Inc gifts me rid Of all my trade dollars und
pieces nit holes In 'cfn."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22
CORN-PLANTERS,

which are by their substantial construction
well adapted TO our country. They drill, drop
or check-row, and have phosphate attach
ments; they are evidently the greatest labor,
saving machines OF the age. Catalogues and
circulars sent on application. or any informa-
tion cheerfully given. Address (until further
notice. the undersigned, at DuiEclds, Jeficrson
County, w. Va. Correspondence solicited.
Respectfully, n.
tol q 1SSi-2u (Snirit conyl ...t. o.. - =. -r.L.-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22

NOR THE -Winslow's Sooth-
L ing Syrup, Bulls Baby syrup, Fahr-
ney's Tcething Syrup, Jayne,s Carnliia-
tive, Palatable Castor Oil, anu Fr9it Lax
ative. BARER & McMURRAN.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22

"
II Is sai! that glass Of vino changed
the history OF France for a quarter VI y
century. Louis Philippe, King OF France,
had son, the Duke Of Orleans, and heir
to the throne, who never drank only a
certain number OF glasses OF wine, be-
cause even one more made him iDioxicat-
ed. The day hcieft Paris to join liis reg
ment lie bfcakfastcd with friends, and
forgot to count the number Of glasses and
took one more than usuai. As he entered
his carriage lie stumbled, Frightening the
horses and causing u'cm TO run. The
Duke, with steady head, might have
leaped from the carriago safely, but iu
the attempt his head strncktbc pavement,
and he soon .licI. That glass Of wine
overtbrew rlb. Orleans rule, conh'catcd
their property OF 500, 600 900, snd sent
the family into exile. Had she never
taken the first glass lac would baye avoided
the fatal Zone MORE" .Hs ,ara'f -
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22
JEFFERSON COUNTY VIRGINIA SATURDAY, MAI
Why Mott

"Is II wrong to kiss 2" asks timid maid,
ofthe shimmering sands that border the deep,
But no answer she got save the wavelets played
A roundclay gay they kissed her iee''
She asked the sun, but he only turned
His saucy face from the eastern sky
And kissed her checks till they fairly burned
And tear OF yexation dimmed her eye.
She asked the wind rs it came from the sonth
The self same question. The answer came,
For zephyr sprang up and kissed her mouth
And ruby, red lips till they seemed alamo.
She asked a youth who chanced along.
And the moral question was solved In n trice'
.For he answered, ''Oh, maiden, ii may be wrong
But"-here he proved Tits very nicer
II sea and sun and soft south wind
Kiss unmolested by bolt or ban.
Where the heart is eager. and lips and mind
Are not reluctant, why shouldn't man?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22
FERTILIZERS

expressly manufactured for the Corn and oats
crop and at very low prices. ., ......- .....
We would especially call attention to the
.'EpyStOne' .....' ..
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22
NEW FIRM,
New Prices !
TRUSSELL & HESS.

We have our Wagon Scales erected
and stock of coal on hand, the prices of
which we have reduced from % cents
to 80 cents per ton. We are in market
TO buy Grain, Daled Hay, and in fact
everything that the farmer has to sell
which We can dispose OF. A full line
OF everything pertaining to the grocery
business at our store. Our goods are
all fresh and of best quality. Have
laid in special stock tor tue season,
such as Citron, Currants, Prunes, Crau
berries, n. O.. Sugar, n. o. Molasses,
Sweet Potatoes, Apples, Buckwheat,
Hominy, Raisins, Cocoanuts, Oranges,
Lemons, Canned anG Bottled Goods,
Plain aud French Candies, Crackers,
Cakes, Figs, Dates, Toilet Soaps, Per
fumery, aud the best stock OF Cigars in
this market. We are also selling a
Patent Roller Flour under our own
brand. If you want something nice
you should try it.
TRUSSELL & HESS.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22

the bridal party consisted of two bride
grooms and two fair 5lusl,ing brides
The daily papers, in noticing the we'd
ding, stated that the superb parure of dia-
monds worn by Mrs. Edgar Bainbridge,
junior, was wedding present from Mrs,
Edgar Bainbsh,gc, scuior.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22
TO THE FARMERS
OF Jefferson and Berkeley. W..
Va, and Frederick County, Va.

TJAVING secured the agency for the sale OF
urcd by the keystone Manufacturing Com
pany'' OF Sterling. Illinois, and st. Louis, Mo,
In the above-named counties, we inform the
farmers thereof that we have every facility TO
furnish them anything in this line nj as low
figures as can be obtained elsewhere. We shall
also be prepared to furnish this spring ....
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22

a nervous man. whose life WIS mule
miserabis by de gathering Of two BLACK
smiths, prevailed upon each of tI,en, 10
remove by the offer Of liberal pccuiliary
compensation wI,e. the n,oney was
paid down, be kindly iuq -iired what
ncfgliLorhood r,cy intended to remove to.
"wby, sir !" replied Jack, With 3 grin on
his face, Hroln sniItIs moves % niy shop,
and T move 70 liis."
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1884-03-22

DISO'S CURE for coughs and consumption
i also Bulls Cough syrup at GlbSoNo.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
Wit and ElOquence.

Where the traveller now encounters
one beggar in Ireland, fifty years ago
he would have met with fifty. The
towns and villages swarmed with them.
A tourist in those days was alternately
moved to tears by sights of misery, and
to laughter by bursts of genuine wit.
The wit was mixed with blarney, which
so delicately flattered, that offense was
out of the question. Mr.. S. c. Hall IL
lustrates the perfection with which an
Irish beggar used what we Americans
call "soft-sawder, by an incident that
happened while he was visiting Maria
Edgeworth, the popular Irish writer.
He was driving with her one day, and
the carriage, as soon as it stopped, was
surrounded by beggars.
"You know / never give you any
thing" she said to one, who was plead
ing for gift. As quick as flash
came the answer
30, the Lord forgive we, Miss Edge.
worth! that's the first lie ye iver told. "
"Good luck to your ladyship's happy
face this morning. said another of the
group. "Sure you'll lave the light
heart in me bosom before ye go?"
go, then look at the poor who can't
look at you, my lady" pleaded a blind
man; "the dark man that cant see il
your beauty is like your sweet voice. "
30, the blessing of the wildly and
five small children, that's waiting for
your honor's bounty, bo wild you on
the roadr' called out mother to Mr..
Hall, as she led forth her fatherless
children.
80, help the poor craythur that's got
no children to show, yer honor y
shouted another woman; they're down
in the sickness and the man that owns
them at sea-"
Wont your ladyship buy dying
woman's prayers-chapep" moaned n
sick female.
They're keeping me back from the
penny you're going to give me, lady
DEAR" walled another, on the outskirts
of the crowd; "bccause I'm wake in
myself, and my hearts broke with the
hunger"
Can the reader parallel the eloquence
of those touching appeals, outside of
Ireland p Youths Companion.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
The Dogs or Thibet.

It is a century since Warren Hastings
whose prediction for rare animals
and desire to acclimatize them served
to occupy and amuse the leisure of his
later years, endeavored in vain TO OBJ
tain specimens of the far-famed dog of
Thibet, and we are not aware that any
other person has been subsequently
more successful in introducing the
breed into this country. Owing, how
ever, TO the kindness of Count SZeoh-
enyi, Hungarian nobleman, an ac-
count of whose interesting travels in
the far East was published some two
years ago, the Prince of Wales has be-
come the possessor of a male and fe-
male of the race, and will probably
with his wonted liberality afford the
public an opportunity of seeing them
in Regents Park during the ensuing
season. Count Szechenyi had heard so
many reports in China where, how
ever, they are almost as great strangers
as with us-of the size and beauty of
these dogs that he was very anxious to
become personally acquainted with
them, and on the first opportunity
which presented itself at Batang, the
frontier town of China on the route to
Lassa, he purchased three at very
considerable price, it is understood.
He found that they were fully deserv-
ing of their reputation in looks, cour-
age and sagacity. In some respects
they are said to resemble the handsom-
est specimens of the Newfoundland
breed, but have head very much
larger, to which, moreover, an air of
imposing dignity, if not fierceness, is
added by thick, shaggy name. which
grows forward so as TO encircle the face
like frill. Their formidable aspect is
still further enhanced in their native
mountains by artificial means, for the
shepherds and herdsmen who employ,
and are very proud of, these useful but
dreaded animals, often fasten round
their necks boa-like wreaths made of
the brstly hair of the yak and painted
red, q species of decoration which
gives them a still more leonine appear
ance than that which they owe to ma
ture. Indeed, soms drawings we have
seen of them strongly recall to mind
the king of beasts as imaged in herald
ic dcvccs-e. e., in the arms of the
Duke of Argyll. The color of their
coats varies from black to light brown,
the former predominating. The peo-
pie of Thibet find them invaluable
either to guard their focks or as house
Watchdog. In the latter capacity they
display the utmost tierceness and hos
tility to intruders on their masters
property. and would be truly danger
Gus if not tied up by strong chains dur.
ing the day. Even when thus secured
their furious barking and mad efforts
to escape startle the passing traveller
and warn him to give them wide
berth. 1t is curious that a rapid move
ment of wagging the tail is with them
a manifestation of anger and not of
friendliness, as it is with their Euro
pean cousins. As guardians of tho
sheep and yak caravans implicit reli-
ance is placed on them; they preserve
peace and order among their subjects
as eflectually as Eastern despots OF the
better sort, and perhaps after the same
fashion, viz: by short shrift and heavy
tolls; at any rate, they generally de-
fend them when attacked by man or
beast.-London Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
About Titles.

Rev. Penstock, who insists upon be-
ing addressed by his title, and who
never accords the same honor TO any OF
the Judges, Colonels or Professors in
the Lime Kiln Club, suddenly bobbed
up and offered the following resolution:
"Rcsolued-Dat judging dog fight or jump.
ing-match docs not license Guild man to as.
sumo do title of Judge wild big ] and
RcsOlDed--Dat while hite-washin' an stove
blackin am purfeshuns to be looked up to an
respected, do pussns follerin' sick purfeshuns
am not necessarily Professors wild big =; and
lar or iin' an ice-house doan' entitle dc bosser
to call hisself Colonel"
Penstock was hardly down before the
thirteen Professors, seventeen Judges
and twenty-eight Colonels in the club
were on their feet and demanding to be
heard. They felt the insult and were
prepared to resent it and Penstock was
seen to grow pale at the rate of mile a
minute. Brother Gardner finally Sc
cured silence after continuous rapping,
and then said:
viii Rev. Penstock please explain
how he cum by his titleP"
Yes, sab. lie preacher, sah."
Was you regularly ordainedP"
Eyes sah."
VINO Orualned your
1.-TWO of de deacons of de Fust Baptist
Church of Richmond"
There was general yell over his re-
ply, and the worthy member lost his
temper and rushed from the room,
MY friends" kindly observed the
President, "envy allus overreaches her
self. If it seems to please fellow
mortal to call him Professor or Judge
or Major or Gineral, keep it up. 1t
costs muffin an keeps him good-natured.
1t sounds much better to read in de pa
pers dat Prof. Ginalong Jones am at
present engaged in cartin' out ashes
fur Col. Dayball Smith dan to menshun
dat ole nigger Jones has struck q Job of
de ginger beer peddler. Let dignity
go wild your titles howeber. Professors
am outer place in white man chicken
coop, an de Judge who lets his wife go
barfut will appear powerful small in de
eyes of his nayburs. We will now strike
closin' attitood an disjourn de meet
in" '."-Detro1 Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

Gus de Smith has about the same
calibre of brain that is commonly as
cribed to a demented oyster. 1t was
therefore surprising when he told some
friends that he had been engaged OF
late in writing for the press" "What
papers have you written for" came
in a breathless chorus from his hear
ers. "Why, many of the leading
ones, of course" "What did you
write?" asked they. "'Please send
me sample copy was all" 1t was
suddenly discovered that they were
all famishing for pure air BATH
Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
Weather Wisdom.

One of our prominent attorneys, who
is at the same time one of the leading
fishermen Of the valley, claims that the
weather invariably repeats itself, and
gives the following as the result of his
observations, viz.
All years ending in o, 0, or 1 are ex-
tremely dry.
Those ending In 2, 8, 4, 5 or 6 are ex-
tremely wet.
Those ending in 2 or are ordinarily
well-balanced.
Those ending in have extremely
cold winters.
Those ending In 2 have an early
Gpring.
Those ending in have late spring.
Those ending in 8 and are subjsct
10 great ods.-Lebaiion .(Pa.J Tsnsa.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

They met a sturdy farmer, where
upon the gentleman remarked -
"That's fine field of oats you have
got there" Don't you know the
difference between oats and wheat ?"
asked the sturdy farmer, contemptu-
ously. "No, / don't" 81 thought
every donkey knew that" courteous
ly responded the rustic. "You see,
pa" said the gentlcman's little boy,
who had not taken any part in the
debate; 'you see, pa, if every don
key knows the difference, it's lucky
you said you didn't. Tex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

A lady returning home later than
usual, found her little girl, three years
old in bed. The latter was asked !:
"Lillie, have you said your prayers p
"Yes." "Whom did you say them
to, Lillie?" "There wasn't nobody
here to say them to, so | said 'em to
God. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

"Why, how do you do2" exclaimed
a gossiping lady to Mr.. and Mrs
Rather as they paused Oh the church
steps; "did you know that Miss High
see, our soprano, is going to marry
our first bass?" "What ball clut
does he belong to?" innocently quer.
led Rather. The ladies continued
the conversation without his assis.
tance.-Boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

A convalescent smallpox patient
looks in the mirror and exclaims +:
81 used to be thought a pretty nice
looking fellow; but what am | good
for now ?" 81 don't know" replies
his sympathetic friend, unless you
can be utilized as thimble. ."-EX.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

An unpublished bon mot of Mark
Twain's is this: He saw place that
pleased him out in Concord. "What
do they call it?" he asked. Battle
Lawn" "And who owns it p ooh
Mr.. y, a leather man. "Why
doesn't he call it Hyde Park, then? p
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

"Whar yer gwine wild dat man p
asked negro of his daughter. "He
amt fitten ter company YER
"Gwine ter de show" the girl replied.
Oats all right. Thought yer was
gwine ter church. A 'omen ken go
wild mos any man ter show, but
she's got ter be mighty pertic'lar who
goes ter church wild her. r."-Arkansaw
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

"Papa's Home Tonight" is the
title of a new song. So the old man
has yielded at last. Let's sec--it
must be about fifteen years since they
began to coax him with Father,
Dear Father, Come Home. Gin
cinnati Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

The Philadelphia youth is growing
more and more precocious. An up
town grammar school boy became so
obstreperous yesterday that his teach
CT, new in her vocation, young and
pretty, determined to try the plan of
keeping him in. After school she sat
with grim determination until it be-
came dark, and then she let him de-
part. What was her astonishment at
the gate to find the youth awaiting
her. He greeted her with: "It's too
dark for young lady to be alone on
the streets. Will you allow me to see
you home ?"-Philadelphia News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

They say that red ear entities the
finder to a kiss. Why do the young
ladies wear hoods this winter bay
City Tribune. Don't you know its
leap year?-Detroit Evening Jour
nal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

Moses he called out to his son,
who sat reading the paper, "vhas a
war coming in Europe ?" "No, fad
der; dot vhas all settled opp" "Vhas
der cholera coming 7" "No, fadder."
"Do you read of sheep epidemic
dot kills 'em all off and brings up
der price of wool ?" "No." "Vhas
der cotton crop all busted ?" mo I;
it vhas fine." "Vhas dere some. more
earthquakes, floods or cyclones 2"
mot one" Vhell, Moses, it vhas all
right just der same. We begin to-
morrow to mark up all goods twenty
per cent. on account of der shmall
pox, which may kill off all der beo-
Piles next winter. wall Street News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

Christopher Columbus was one Of
the first men to go west.-TeXas Siit-
ings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

Iowa is said to be out of debt. She
ought to change her name then
New Orleans Picayune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

"Why, Smith, what dreadful state
of intoxication you are in." "This u
dre'ful state Of 'toxication? Just
oughter seen me th'other night. This
'sonly ter'tory to Tx.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

One lawyer is suited when his OPP
ponent is nonsuited.-Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
FOR SALE.

My entire Stock Of Hardware, to close out. Lum-
bermen, Mllmen, Builders, Blacksmiths, Farmers
and all wanting Hardware, call and get Prices for
anything you may want in my Stock. This is no ad-
vertising dodge; mean Business. wish to sell my
entire stock out before spring. Cash will buy goods
Cheap.
T. q. BE-A.GEI-
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
WIT AND HUMOR.

A gasman always sings in long
meter.-Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
Small Feet, or Big Shoes.

There was another poor fellow, a
very small man, who had received
very large pair of shoes and had not
vet been able to effect any exchange.
One day the sergeant was drilling the
company on the facngs-Right face,
Left face, Right-about face-and, of
course. watched his mems feet closely
TO see that they went through the move
ments promptly. Noticing one pair of
feet down the line that never budged at
the command, the sergeant rushed up
to the possessor of them, with drawn
sword, and in menacing tones de-
manded:
"What do you mean by not facing
about when I tell youp I'll have you
put in the guard-house.
"Why, I did, sergeant said the
trembling recruit
"You did not, sirl Didn't watch
your feetp They never moved an inch.
"Why, you see," said the poor fell
low, s'my shoes are so big that they
don't turn when / do. go through
the motions on the inside of them. "
Harry NJ Riefer, IN 50. Nicholas.
Now that ID is the fashion to wear
very tight sleeves, with little or no
trimming round the hands, almost
every one seeks TO be in the extreme Of
this fashion; few people apparently no.
ticc that il enhances the size of the haud.
ANY little fall of lace, or frill or drap'
cry of any sort around the wrist tends
to make the band look smaller.--M r.
Pbsf.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13
Advertising Rates.

business Cards. one year, dollar for every line.
local Notices ten cents per line for each insertion
and all notices continued for three months or longer
. discount OF IS per cent
Advertisements unaeoompaniedb by verbal or written
directions will be published three months.
Advertisements, under contract, ordered out 10
f4e expiration of time, will be charged full rates.
10 paper discontinued until all arrearages paid
tlcopt at the option Of the publisher.
Transient Advertisements must be paid in advance
ys-Terms CASH, payable quarterly.
only Metal Cots Inserted.
Prices and Terms alike to all.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

Tight boots are said to cause the
blood to mount to the face. That's
why society girls are all the time
blushing.-Burlington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

Is the cornetist who supplies the
place of regular" in an orchestra
a substitoot Boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-02-13

An exchange speaks of "Limbur.
ger by the ton" We have frequent
ly seen Limburger by the Teuton,-
Chicago Tribune.