St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-07-03
SUMMER ECCENTRlCITIES.
Fighting Preacher. Mendoza School
master On a Lark. A
Bitter Bitten.
Boot-blacks Shining i'm Court. A Lively
Feminine Scrap.

AS the heterogeneous load of passengers filed
up the newly painted stairway and through the
spacious doors of the municipal court room yes
terday morning, the Market house clock tolled
out the hour of nine, the
first crop of summer flies were ON their morning
buzz chorus, his honor wiped gill of perspira-
ton from his noble brow, and remarked that any
man or woman who had no more sense than to
solicit sentence from this court in such torrid
weather deserved to be boiled down and canned
for the sustenance of the cannibas in the South
Sea Islands.
Sam Cohen, who had punched Jewish rabbi
in the ribs with his ungodly knuckles because he
didn't leave his house when ordered, and all be-
cause Sam couldn't digest his theological utter
ances, was put under bonds to keep the peace.
G. Cox, disorderly darkey of bulky weight,
forfeited his bail of $50, which was put up by
some swede farmers, who took him to the rural
districts in their farm wagon to balance this in
debtedness at harvesting
Mary Curran and Hannah Welch, on whose
heads the frosts Of sixty winters had grown TO
wisdom, for drunkenness and street walking
were sent up to the House Of the Good Shepherd
for thirty days even.
Thomas Layalle, Thos. Daily and Sam. Que
wilton, trio of vagrants found trying to sleep
with horse in the Sixth ward, were fred up TO
the wori1touse for ten days.
Daniel O'Leayy, a Mendoza school master, on a
pedagogue bum paid his s. which he sribstracted
from badly demolished last pay day pile, and
> woe be to the unluclsy urchin in his hands for
chastisement when he comes to reckon up the
expenses of his weeks summer vacation in st.
Paul.
That was an expensive moutbful Of sirloion
which John French a driver Of Michaud's dely-
cry wagon, took out Of the leg and uniform of
Officer Fitzgerald while attempting 10 ran him.
into the cooler on Tuesday afternoon, and when
his honor grosled out s.sixty days in the work
house." John looked as If he had been hit in
the abdomen by an escaped barrel Of salt pork<
From his garb VIM. CARLY didn't look as
though he and s. bill had ever been intro.
duced TO each other but on the announcement
that it would take that figure Of legal tender to
save him from the work house
he unpinned lattice in his greasy
cuff and produced ~ spoordulicks.
DIR. Sloan, OF the Sixth ward, on complaint for
throwing slop water and tomato Feelings around
promiscuOusly. to revenge himself for not having
to pay sewerage assessments in that locality,
win give diagonis Of his case to his honor to-
day.
That this i popular form Of government of
tnc Pcoptc 0-- y INC pc Pics "as HiuStfateu Dy
the arraignment of an eighteen year old boot
black named Patrick Mahone7, charged by a CO.
labprer Of the brush with having stolen the coat
from him which he, Patrick, had on Pat on
finding that be was being close pressed in re-
gard TO his title deed TO the garment In question
came out OF it In the court room with the agility
Of cat, and offered 1t TO the complainant, who
accepted the compromise, and the suit was de-
cIared of
John Wagner In Bohemian scrap on Tuesday
evening, having severely frescoed the face Of