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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

Fond Parent -"WelI, Johnny, how
are you getting along at school?"
Johnny-"Oh, first rate. I started
on third, but am on first now."
"Glad to hear it, my son. Always
try to be first. There is fifty cents for
your industry"
"Ain't that nice I'll try to get
higher yet"
"Higher? How can you be higher
than first ?"
'Easy enough. can get to be short
stop or pitcher"
A DESIRABLE STYLE OF MAN.
''Miss Smith, he remarked, as they
seated themselves in the ice-cream
saloon, "will you begin on vanilla and
follow it up with lemon and chocolate,
or would you prefer the chocolate first ?"
On the way home he asked her to
marry him, and whatever she said it
wasn't "No."
THREE OBJECTIONS.
Jones-sI have great mind to buy
bicycle"
Smith-"What for, pray9'
"To ride on, of course. A friend OF
mine who is dealer in bicycles says
they have many merits and only three
objections"
''Did he tell you what the objections
were p
''Well, no."
"I had one once. Your friend is right.
A bicycle has but three objections. The
first one is that you are liable to break
an arm; the second one is that you are
liable to break leg
"Good gracious p
''And the third is that you are liable
to break your neck. To-
DROPPING THE R.
Minks-"The New Yorkers hate the
letter 'r' as much as the English do the
H."
Finks-s'I noticed that in speaking
they are quite apt to give the r the
go,by."
"That probably accounts for their
very tender treatment of their big
thieves"
'In what way?"
'Instead of putting them in cells they
keep them in luxuriously furnished
apartments" !"
"What has that to do with the letter
r?"
"Why, don't you see, they drop an
ST. from arrest and it becomes Arrest.
BAD BUSINESS.
Minks-"Why, howde do, Finks
Where have you been p
Finks-"Right here. I have changed
my business"
"What are you doing now ?"
Manufacturing burglars tools.
"What ?"
''Manufacturing burglars tools"
"Great Cesar And you confess 1t
How do you know that 1 won't betray
you ?" an
'Tell everybody you wish. All the
world knows it, however"
'Was there ever such shamelessness ?
Well, what kind of burglars tools do
YOU manufacture, anyhow ?"
account books for Wall street firms"
SPEAKING FROM OBSERVATION.
Little Nell-"Mamma gave me a
strawberry. Amt it big ?"
Little Jack-"She gave me one, too.
Here it is. It's just as big as yours. "
"Ain't that nice? Let's pretend it's a
strawberry festival p
'sBut it don't seem like festival /
"Why don't it?"
sThere's too many strawberries.
SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING.
Mr.. Purseproud- -"No, sir, you shall
not marry my daughter"
Augustus-"Y -"Your objection, sir.
Mr.. Purseproud-"Whoever marries
nv daughter must earn her"
Aueustus-"Oh! it's all right then.
If there is no law against cremation
when the time comes I'll urn her,"
DIFFERENCE IN MILK.
Jones-"What a lot of lunatics there
are in this world. A New York crank
thinks he can live sixty days on milk
diet"
Smith" Milk contains all the ele-
ments of the human blood. Why do
you call that experimenter a lunatlc =
Jones-s'Because he intends to try 1t
with Now York milk" "
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

SCENE-A breakfast table. Patertami-
las (reading morning paper)-" Last
night the cold was intense, the thef-
mometer registering 4 degrees belo"
freezing point Now, children, l sup
pose YOU are taught all about that at
school. Which of you can tell me whas
the freezing point is?" Charlie Cageo
6)-"The point of my nose. papa.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

STOPPED large district in Drog-
heda, Ireland, was suddenly deprived of
water the other day and the water COM
pany's men were puzzled to account for
the stoppage. On examination being
made it was found that a pipe had been
stopped by an enormous eel several feet
in length and of unusual thickness.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

ANGELICA Cat lecture )-"How rude
of that couple to go out, Algernon !"
Algernon (glancing toward the door
with sigh that signifies he thinks the
lecture a bore)-"Yes, but how happy
they are now -
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17
Two Ways of Doing a Thing.

An express train filled with listless,
sleepy-lookiDg passengers stood in the
Pennsylvania railroad station, on the
moment of departure for Philadelphia.
The locomotive had backed up to the
cars and poured volume of thick
smoke into the hot, sitting atmosphere
of the station. The travellers lolled in
their seats, looking as though they
dreaded the discomforts of the long,
dusty ride, but yet were impatient to be
whirling through the open country,
away from the smoke, the smell, and
the noise. A slow-moving, surly-look-
ing boy of IA or thereabouts, passed
through the train, calling out
"Fa-a-ns, 5 cents"
He spoke in a dreary, disconsolate
tone, which made the people feel more
tired and languid than ever. He went
from the smoking car to the rear of the
train and sold just two fans.
A colored boy, about the same age,
followed Immediately after him, with a
big armful of new bamboo fans. The
difference in the two lads was striking.
The darky had CHEEKY, business-like
way with him that appealed directly to
the comfort and to the pockets of the
perspiring passengers. In a peculiar
boyish voice, as mellow as flute, he
called out
"Keep ys selves c-o-o-o-1, now, ladies
an gemmen C-o-ney Island breezes
A big fan only cents Zephyrs from
de pillows Buy 'em while you can r
The effect was like draught of cool
air. Everybody at once wanted fan.
The darky was as much in demand as
the newsboy on an early train from the
suburbs. People left their seats to
avoid getting left. In two cars the boy
sold 67 fans. lie could have sold as
many more if he had them. He jumped
off the platform as the train moved
from the station with his pocket full ot
change and his heart full of Joy
"Golly ~ he shouted, "dat was quick
business" The other boy stared IL
stupid astonishment and wondered how
it was done.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17
The Reduction of Postage.
THREE-cEKr POSTAGE CorF1crAL).

THREE-CEHT POSTAGE (oFFICIAL).
Sales of stamps for quarter end
ing Dec. 81, 1882. ............g1 OF, ,O96 Al
Sales of stamps for quarter end
ing March 81, 1885 ........... 1926, ,61S O5
Sales OF stamps for quarter end
ing June so, 1888 ............ 10, COG, S19 rs
Sales of stamps for quarter end
ing Sept 90, 1888. ............. 1O,O83, 500 So
Total for twelve months . s43, O32, 743 IA
TwO-CENT POSTAGE (PARTIY BsTIMATED).
Sales OF stamps for quarter end
ing Dec. 81, 1888 3...........s $40, ,678, GA %
Sales of stamps for quarter end
ing March 81, 1884 (estimated) 10, $50, 600 90
Sales of stamps for quarter end
ing June 80, 1884 (estimated) 100000 90
Sales of stamps for quarter end
ing Sept 80, 1884 (estimated) 10000, 900 90
Total for twelve months. $40, 82s, ,67i %
So says a letter on the subject by a
Washington corresp ondent.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

TEN years ago a penniless man, with
a peculiarly-shaped head, made bar
gain with a London professor of anato-
my by which the latter was to have the
head on payment of the mans funeral
expenses. Meanwhile the man became
wealthy, and when he died the other
day his friends tried to avoid fulfilling
the contract. But the professor insist
ed, and the matter is to be brought be-
fore the law courts. Pending the deci-
sion, the defunct gentleman has beer
buried with his head on his shoulder s.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

A LOWELL girl who was asked if she
ever had the mumps said: eyes; that
is, / had one mump."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

The KEEPER. BY rare coincidence,
it is said, six clergymen in Charlestown,
Mass, preached on Sunday from the
text Gam l my brothers keeper p
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17
QUAKER CITY WIT.
A BATCH OF JOKES FROM THE
"EVENINGS CALL"
MAKING PROGRESS.

Three Objections-A Desirable StyIe-Drop-
ping the R.-A Difference In mhh'
ETC., Etc.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-07-17

In order to enjoy the present, it is
necessary to be intent on the present.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
nalelN OF REER

impossible TO trace the history
OF brewed or fermented Liquors to their
first Invention. The earliest Of Greek
writer's speak Of wine made from bar
lev. aud Of the art Of making u as de-
rived from the Egyptians, from whom
Greece received not only many Of the
blessings Of civilization but much that
Vas berniclous. Arehiloeus, the
Pariau poet. who lived about 100 B. G.,
In depicting the fOllies and vicious In
dulgencies Of his time, plainly refers
to beer drinking. kschyias and
Sophooles, the celebrated Greek drA-
matists, who were ooptemPOFaneops
with HerOdOtus, the Father or his
tory" represent the Greek as using
wine made from barley " their every
day life as common beverage.
HerOdOtus himself tells Us, in his seq
Ond book, written about $50 b. e,
that the Egyptians made vine from
corn" What kind OF corn Is indi-
Gated by Pliny. who, 10 recording the
same fsct, gives the name Of the vine
made BY the Egyptians &c "Eythtm, "
the Greek name for drink made from
barley. Hellaniens says, Henee
from Plinthium, an Egyptian city
famous for its winel the Egyptians are
thought 10 have derived their love
and use OF this liquor, which they
thought 50 necessary for human
bodies that they Invented q wine
made from barley" The Chinese
have q fermented drink cslled sam
shoo,n made from rice. Whsn i vas
first Invented no one knows, but long
before the Christian era, IS is evident
from referenees to It found In ancient
writings. The Germans, 9auls, aud
BritOns manufactured beer from bar
lev and wheat ~ FAR back as we have
any written records Of them, aud
probably long before that. We learn
from Tacltus that beer was q common
beverage Of the Germans ct the Time
he wrote, IN the fFst century OF our
own era. PIiny tells rs that 1.-The
people Of Spain, IN particular, brew
this liuuOr 50 well that u will keep .
long time" He describes Il ss made |
from corn and water, and as intox-
icatlng, and adds: $50 exquisite Re
the cunning Of mankind in gratifying |
their vicious appetites that they have
thus invented q method to make |
water itself produce intOxlcatiOnn-a
sentence which fairly entities Pliny
to be enrolled among the temperance
lecturers Of early times.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
PASSING EVENTS.

The New York Nation accounts for
the trouble IN the grain markets on
the ground Of undue speculation
which has been brought about by dis
trusts Of railway securities and the
great amount OF unemployed capital.
The result has been that an unusually
large amount Of money hiss been put
into the staple products Of the c0un'
try. This has Kept prices too high to
Justify exports, and the present de-
cline was Inevitable.
The author Of that exquisite and
universal ballad, Kathleen Mavour-
neeen," is now an old man, living
with small means az Baltimore. Few
who sing his song know the name OF
Professor +. n. Crouch, and fewer
know that he lives. The New Or
leans Times Democrat has remsm-
bered the old man, and proposes to
do what u can to give peace aRd com
fort 10 his declining days, rather than
wait until AFTER hls death 10 honor
him. This timely and kindly regard
should be generally shared, and there
is no doubt the offer Of that paper TO
receive and forward contributions for
the benefit Of Professor CFOggh will
he literally responded 20 from All
parts OF the country. The world ls
made better for such songs, and the
writers Of them are, In way, bsne-
factors Of humanity.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
Memphis Route South
Kansas City 60 Hemphls without
Change or Cars.

The attention Of the people Of the
west and northwest is called to the
Memphis extension OF the KansasCity,
Fl. Scott 4 Gulf Railroad. now COM
pleted and in operation between Kan
sas City, Mo, and Memphis, Tenn.
The completion Of this short line TO
the south brings that heretofore to the
West and North west to the very
great advantage OfAll.
Through trains for Memphis with
Pullman Palace sleeping car aud Gle.
CANT day coaches leave Kansas City
daily, saving frequent changes and
many hours time to Memphis, Jack
sonville. Fla, New Orleans, and all
Southern cities. Tourists tickets via
this short route to Jacksonville, Mobile
New Orleans, and ali the winter pleas
ure resorts Of the South, will be on
sale at all coupon offices throughout
the west. A map OF this new route
has just been prepared and will be
mailed free on application to J. E.
Lock wood, G. p & 7. A., Kansas City,
No.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31

who, having usurped her place, bad
also borrowed her name. One Titled
gentleman Of whom / have heard,
being Vexed By his Wife's piety, used
10 thrash Der for going Oyer-much 70
church, although they were Of the
same faith.
These alliances are almost invaFta-
bly, distinguished by q mad and I'M
disguised greed for money on the
Bridegroom 3 part. A projected mar
riage Of this nature recently came 30
nanRht, within my own knowledge,
In the following fashion: The lady,
who is an orphan, possessed an indie
pendent fortune. She fell IN love
with q needy nobleman, and prepared
30 pay the price demanded fOF bis
hand, which Ens the settlement Of
his lordshlp's debfs--no inconsideFa-
bic amount, By the way. The we'd
ding day was fixed, the trOsseau was
completed, the bridesmaids and Wit
ness engaged, when suddenly the
gentleman made q fresh demand.
This was that what remained Of the
ladyis fortune after bis debts were
paid should be divided into two equal
parts. one Of which should be settled
absolutely upon himself. This was a
little too much for bis betrOthed 10
endure and the match was broken OF
then and there.
AS q rule, despite some fragrant ex-
ceptiOns 70 them, the italian mar.
Flages turn out the best Of all the con-
tinental alliances formed By AmeTi-
can girls. Recent statistics 90 to
prove that German nOblemen are not
particularly suited TO marry AmeFt-
cans. German men Of all classes hSVe
by far too low an idea Of the station
and functions Of q woman 90 get
along well with our hlgh-splrited,
Independent, petted girls. They look
upon their wives too much - upper
servants. French husbands are about
the worst Of the whole lot. As 60
Englishmen. they resemble Americans
sufficiently In their home and social
tralng to enable them 20 get along IN
most Instances very satisfactorily
with their AmeFieen wives But the
men Of no European nation with 1
which have ever become sequalHtSa
Oan compare as husbands with the na-
tiVe-hOrn Americans. ri
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31

NOTICE d herebT given that The R.ristrafion
~ Poll Books 81 The city q Salina. Saline eoun-
al et.1-ns OF sli1 eiiT can register - my Gl1ce
according o fhe rroFisoni Of - =e % the Leris-
lature 81 tie siafe % kausls euiiiiei @An ~ 70
proFhle lar ard 70 regulate he Ferislrsfiau %
voters "a cities Of The frst sud c1nd class and 10
rcpsai al prior acts IN rlatioE therefn approved
March TN lea. A1prrzl ~ g. rcrirsrsIf unirss
y spar IN Persol 5tfofe the eng clerk a. the
city CLERKS olife duril- aflal ctce houfs and ap-
Ply 20 be registed ard give his same. ars occura-
iioa and particular place OF neeidence - required
10 make ihe proper entries IN the Toil ho8ks.
Mifness ny hand and uacili seal this Ifih daT
Of January, A D issf E. 3. BOWEN.
lsEALl 5l3t City Clerk
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
Innn-Ennn nEMnnRAcY

The term was applied TO the extreme
portion OF the Democratic party IN
the days Of JaeksOnlan Democracy
because of a circumstance that occur
red at a Democratic meeting IN Tam
many Hall, New York, in 1884. The
discussion had become very warm,
when the presiding offlceF len the
chair, and Immediately the lights
were extinguished with purpose OF
breaking up the meeting. But one Oi
the extremists produced some friction
matches. then just coming into use
under the name Of lOcO.fOco matches,
aud relighted the gas, when order wss
restored
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
S1.O0 d YEAR. SLOC

taIes On the Talus o. their property e. eEidsncsd
b. their stocks and bonds On Ehich thsy pay
interest We hold. for instanCs, that ne
Missouri Paeihc system, having So niles d
road IN Missouri, valued al and paying IS per
cent net interest on 80 o5l.soo should csrtainly
pay taxes on more than s. .t57 81 Taluzron e
at present We hold that the people q Kansas
should not be compelled % give such rates Zoe
Transporting their products as WI pay interest
on Watered stock and bogss bonds TO the aEnouni
Of Sls4.oo0 per mile, as Is nov Piled up o. ths
Kansas Pscihc railroad
SECQSD-R Revision Of the present. inlquitous
taTid laws b. which Sl50,0O.0Oa more than
necessary for governmental purposes are an
nuaily eTtorted from the people. Fros fsnoo
lumber and Wire for western farmsrL
THfRp-High license and local optfon, "a -
tagnnism % prohibition and fanaiiClEn, e
being TIE best EaJ 70 secure Temperance, Uhieh
We 90 much desire
FOURTH-The restoration Of tie Lands nnlaa-
fully claimed b. the land Erans 1dilrQ1ds .
homestead and pre-empti0n b the people
FIFIH-Ihe opening 81 The Indian TerrituIJ
70 white settlanent - -
Forthess and other tsioFras y dse1as psfti-
nent 70 western Interests Tn TnrE8 Win lahof
une6asingly, and on these issues u acpsals %
the DeCple o. Missouri and EElaa8 ai1 e -
New west
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
WALNUT rowNsIP.

Oae TTulss, one CIsrk. one Treasurer. one
Justice % he Peasa. tEe CsaEAblss md ona Road
OTsrseeF Tor eaeh rod district
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31

Ons fruSase. ods cfsfif, 6ss -Iress1rsr, tuo
Jussicaa o. ths P6ugs. tuo 0suItablss aud one
Road OEanscf ief eaeh Ipad distrlci.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
Public Sale.

The undersirued Gin seH a pubHe sais 81 bis
farua In he Salins Valley, zlilea HoEieEsst q
Stliua, on
7hursdGy, February IA, 1884.
AZ 10 o'elock, a. N, the foIoulng described per-
s0nal pruperiy, to-Wts
4 inrse heaFy vGrk MAKES, head q bones.
consisting % hTnd mares, yuEng bones and colta-
Cow. cnirt. yeaFiirEa and two-Y ear-aidH- HaEs-
hrccding sous snd pigs- NeW wagons sud harnea
New hurry and harucss header snd heaier boxes
McCarmick biuler suiky plous. cEiliFeiaFs sd
a multitude 70 fsua implements. to- numcruus 10
mfution
Torn in efih sud hay Ia stack,
TERNS-ln SUMS o. s. aud over. notes uith
aPpruv,d scsuriiy parable 10 an Bsuihs uiihnai
ufereaf f PAID uhru due, VII b taken aiheru -
Interest 90 The rate of q pereeut. per aalaI1 iiun
dale Wul be charged. an sums les IhaB s. rash.
ISAAC A. BuEcH..
\. s. PRICE, Aueilsassr sisst
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
FOR = THE PRESIDENTIAL . CAMPAIGN,

TIE HNES has long been recognized as the
leading FAMILY PAPxR OF the West. Il has
special departments for TIE FkRM, HOUSEHOLD.
GARDEN and SrOcK ISTEREsrs; and viii publish
during the year Serial stoFles written By leading
noTeiists letters from farmers and foreign cor
Respondents; and devote liberal spaos 70 rs
adTEaeT Of equal rights for the producing classes
and ths proper regulation Of grasping Railroad
Corporations Il Is the only paper IN the west
which refuses 20 accept railroad passes prefer
ing 70 payits way and not Be under Obligation TO
monopolies nov expressing the producing tax
payers Of the Great west
OUR PLATFORM-Ws believe that no man
can EosRsTLT make Afty million dollars IN ten
years, andif jar GOLD has made that, or even
more as reported. 70 has been done b. i0bbery
and stock watering. doubling. trebllng and quad
rupling the stocks and bonds Of his railroads and
fteing the asricultaral products Of the West "a
pag three or four times as much a. they should
for transportation IN order 10 pay interest on this
bioated debt This should stop, and the TIrEs
WI labor 70 aecompliah that and other INFORMS.
which MAJ Be- brieny summed ups
/. FIRsr-control the railroad and other public
corporations b. stringent laEs-maks hen pa
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
Publication Notice.
r1s s,s,, q kansas ia The District cour' Of -

Tka STATE q Kaaszs, IN the district Court Of ~
line Counfy.
~. l.. Larkeom.
Plaintiff,
~
y " Ansiin anf
AdalineE E. Austin,
Defeudania
The shove named defendants uin take hotics
that theg have bscn sued. and that they must
ansuer The PETITION fei b. the piainiid herein
naf1ei on or befcr- the
Ifh day u february. 1884,
or the petition vi b. taken e. iiu aud judgment
rendered acolrtiuEiy the uaturs q which VII Be
Tor the sum q Slg5 and interest thereon from she
q daT Or Dcermbcr lss1 70 the rate OF l. per
cent. PER nunuf me fUr-clJsare ofa Hiartsage o.
lst eight ~. On Bluck A. 10 The toEH u BAVARIA.
Saline county,. kansas. and fer the sale OF ssd
preHrses 20 sfisfy aid jadam-nt and s.sts Of snit
BANKS MO0E.
fsEAL-l Ait'gs for Piainiid
Altssi -Tr.nt Fsrieu, Clsrk District Court. t0-s
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31

TElrselau. Lannarr q. 80.

! uin oser a. Pablis sals a NJ rssidsreu, sirhi
miles northwest q ssiiHs, kalf EnY beiHesa tes
ncha1i house, On
TEiTsdag, JonUary "a, 1884,
The ale % commeucs pronptly 81 10 ose,oek
n aeayy t1rm HQrsea. ! tEo-Fuar Cd 81,
year Cd heilers VIII eaif, thOrourh breA ahsfa-
bora b1ll, hcai 81 EoeuT eairul. -. 9.
EkhAs.-Nine nonfks time WI - diva.
Hith Interest 81 ten psr cent. fran drfs q ~
% ior casa. he purchaser ulIl give nota ia
80 hPPfoFes security. J. 4 B0RDBF.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
LAKE ERn& WEslaF ny

Eorrnfrly tAAFarETTn,- BIlouuINRTQH q .Nunc1E
ael hAEa ERtE locrrtLLn halfWaya. ne
Ths EAeHa1 sd ma diFaet foo1a Between
kals1s CdtF. Clavtlan4 Hu0alo. Fitf1burE Eau
Yea Boslaa. Rail1islp1iA W1a1ihesaa. Blliifnsfs
and I'll PENIS kEgt-uekiaE elol elEu - - Hift
all The Irunk Lines
Firzs eiszs rqalpasasl. usssi Ezlh, Wsstiashssse
talha1 y 81 th1a1h 1111enfot tsulaa ire e 81
~ ch4rE - - erli etna paNHnagn h7l1l1E
gnloagh tle-ee1- L14 teu eaaAfm ~ us
Eesle e. - aa,s y .uuipa nSsysS-as siinzieas
A. s;ssi-tslsts kly' 6sisi ~ IA Ists Eiis
49, p. - - s.Ass ist.!..t,,s.
o3cna e uf1re1 rrl~ q. H-el1lfHai y
osa1 prrs. AGszl
-p ~ - fastysfsss y
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
Henry ", RobHN,D.
Consulting Ml 9H.Iig Surgeon,
Topeka, Kansas.

Mnnawesk Al home. g 90 u'at free. PAY
WI - absolutely SURF. No ritk. tapital not
All required. Reader. 81 you want bushes
la which persons u either sex young or
Old, can make great pay . n the time they
UoTk. With absolute certainty. write for particu-
Ian 70 u HALLErT 4 Co.. Portland. Maine
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-31
WANTED AGENTSl

Inc Fastest Selling Book OF The AreI
a COMPLETE LIVE STOCK BOoKl
Al exhanstiVe treatise on diseaecs e Ffovr.-
Satte, SHlnes sheep and Puulfrr .irI -. II.
slfe tne.n. Household Eeorisu1v. ru-i,-,
iloIlng and preserving. Tiae HTomr Dorfo-.
Ll1 nc treatment % everyday nreif'ent- 1r,,f
INJURIES. me Farm and how 4, i-,-res.e.
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