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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08
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hisrtu notbIUsnoistu &ottersltuugsr.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08

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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08

buE4 ~peI6Enntt REaeTaI Sdau N
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S6uren mitieift gaI: SCR Rreies.
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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08
1tueoft.

Ets Raiisaal asaetmit htr &insu
l4aiirn bat oHtd ibreH ETdlesRieH.
6suu Is. Is. Wdrib. stm RsruHiiHdr tax
sinIansasgaa. sintH itbr i~aisrsndaitu
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1RaInaie. lo~is aus SSTtrin oSEr Stdl!et
sHmuai 3uiammtnasfssi. Striroit aeagee
IN 1899 poa Sewlr N etH HsSrEu Der
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aas etHsr NiiAuns con Wsi, uns
StAEssmsbi tarstfttili. I'm Die glueoie
"a fattisEeH, Dansslt rEaH SiaIfsmtkI
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08

Gie g!e~i5glEsiaseit IN Sieier JTase
gc5t 30 Dsff. bag GrzEEHgen rOR S6Hlz
fTnte-a issar tsins sSelfeEhsii Has- Ex
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Iiest uE5 chHe eeE 81 VeH ssT Naaeiss
fsii ssr bs;EehsnesH SeEisE:E 5~saFGasis
as<Eseagt fFIe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1884-02-08

fi&sn- Is Il. me sksH krEssIst, ess.
snsHS4sn Seiss Ehnlit, Hrs t5yilzsis
ea1 fTGns5T5gz-
Ter GHfrErf E5ro SgE 6cagTgS ren
61 Rs7 gorter SaHe<sstamaeT Ez3Fssz
lsz RzS 51rrnsa8isia zen senieikn ana
ctacrmsa uerexE.
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
The Guest Of the Cyclone.

Good Farmer. Thistlepod sat in his
farm house on the prairie wide. The
shadows of the evening were falling ST.
lently over the shingled root. There
was crashing sound like burst O! sar
castle laughter in congress. A perscn-
stranger to Farmer Thistlepod and his
family-came through the roof without
the formality of an introduction, dis
turbing the ceiling ON his way through
and falling upon the dog and killing
him instantly.
Farmer Thistlepod looked up and
said in a tone Of interest:
"Where from, stranger"
The stranger rose TO his feet, aud apol-
ogizing for his disheveled condition and
the plastering on his coat, said that he
was from Sac county.
Expect any more Of your folks alcng
putty soon?'
The stranger reckoned not; good many
of them started when he did, but they
mostly all went in different directions
Did bring part of his wagon along with
him, but dropped 1t out in the barnyard.
Reckoned ! could stay all night?
Farmer Thist.epod allowed he could.
They wan'' very much crowded this
time of the year. Couple OF fellers from
Missouri canr duy n the chimney last
Sunday night, and horse and wagon
slid into the snokehouse middle of the
week. but cyclont travel was mostly over
for the season. Bring much of your
farm with you?
The stranger rcckoned he only started
with twenty acres Of timber land and
the barn. The barn dropped into the
creek. but the timber land he scattered
over Hardin and Miller townships.
Farmer Thistlepod, suddenly bethink-
ing himself of the rites OF hospitality,
asked if his guest bad been to supper.
The guest said no, he had not, and
they started for the dining room, Farm
er Thistlepod remarkng that he would
not charge him anything for supper and
lodging, and that they could settle dam
ages in the morning. Brooklyn Eagle.
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
A Novel illustration.

Perhaps the most striking Illustration
of the suns distance is given by express
ing it in terms of what the psychologists
would call velocity of nerve transmits
sin. 1t has been found that sensation
is not absolutely instantaneous, but that
it occupies a very minute time in travel
ing along the nerves; so that if a child
puts its finger into the candle there is a
certain almost inconceiyably small space
of time, say the Tooth of second, before
II feels the heat. In case, then, a child's
arm was long enough to touch the sun, it
can be calculated from this known rate
Of transmission that the infant would
have to live to be man of over 100 be-
fore il knew that its fingers were burn
ed,
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06

II she were unwilling TO utter the wor
aloud, she would whisper il to him bu
the young lady refused TO accept even
this kind ofcompromise. Further, how
ever, than this the clergyman refused TO
accommodate her; but when he was
forced TO dismiss them all without pro-
eeeding any further, the recalcitrant
young person consented to o"obey."
The difficulty, however, is not always
made on the side of the lady. On one
occasion the bridegroom wished to de-
liver little Grafton qualifying his vow
and describing in what sense and to
what extent he was using the words of
the formula. He was of course given TO
understand that nothing of this kind
could be permitted. There was one
man who accompanied the formula with
sotto voce remarks which must have
been exceedingly disagreeable TO the
officiating minister He interpolated
remarks after the fashion of Burchelps
"Fudgew "With this ring thee we'd;
that's superstitions." with my body
] thee worship that's idolatry." "With
all my worldly goods | thee endow;
that's lie." It's wonder that such
being was not conducted out of church
by the beadle.
This puts one i'll mind of an anecdote
that is told of man who in his time
was Cabinet Minister. There was a
great discussion on the question wheth-
er man can N AIRY on three hundred u
year. "All | can say" said the great
man, sis that when | said With all my
worldly goods | thee endow,' SO far from
having three hundred pounds, ques-
tion whether, when all my debts were
paid, | had three hundred pence" ayes,
NV love-" said his wife, "but then you
had your splendid intellect" 81 didn't
endow you with that. ma'am," sharply
retoried the right honorable husband
London Socintv
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
A Parsons Experiences.

Generally speaking, marriages pass of
very smoothly, and very frequently with
very pretty effects. The brides are
credited with a careful study and peru
sal of the service for many days before
hand. Sometimes there has been a
rehearsal. have known brides when
the groom failed to make the proper re-
sponses, prompt them Immediately and
with the greatest facility. The most
common mistake of the bride is, to take
off only one of her gloves, whereas both
hands are brought into requisition III
the service.
As for the men, they commit all kinds
ofblunders and bunglings. | have known
man, at that very nervous and trying
moment, follow a clergyman within the
communion rails and prepare to take a
place opposite him. have known a
man when a minister stretched out his
hand to unite those of the couple, take
# vigorously in his own and give 1t a
hearty shake. Sometimes very serious
dialrulties occur. Some ladies have al
most an unconquerable reluctance to
use the word "cbey;" one or two If their
own statements are to be accepted, have
ingeniously constructed the "nobey'"
The word. however, has still to be FORM
ally admitted into the language.
There was one girl who was being
married by kindly old clergyman who
absolutely rei:ised to utter the word
"obey." The minister suggested
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
THREE LITTLE BLOsSOMs
something that Made Mr.. Harvey Feel
Unusually Proud and Happy.
When Bessie died


Mr.. John Harvey, a young Irishman
and an ardent admirer of M. Blaina. j.
about the height of the great Napoleon,
iive feet two inches. Something hap
pened on Saturday last that made him
feel at least foot taller The results of
the happening were resting contentedly
IN crib alongside the bed of Mr.. Har-
veys handsome black-eyed wife last eve
ming.
iheir little heads are as like as three
pink peas, and they have the indefinite
physiognomy and the eccentricity of mo-
ton peculiar to young babies. They
weigh about seven pounds piece, are
healthy and well formed, and have
lungs of considerable power. When a
reporter looked at them YESTERDAY they
were huddled so closely together that it
was difficult to tell which baby owned
any pair ofthe six wee fists that protrud-
ed from under their blanket.
Mr.. Harvey, assisted by his wife's aunt.
introduced the babies to the reporter.
'hNg NNiH'tu uihiIcIlndtlOn 10 be sep
arated, and opened their eyes to such
small extent that they probably didn't
recognize their visitor. They all wore
long. white dresses, and each had diff
feIent coloied ribbon on its arm for pur-
poses of Identification. One ribbon was
white, one red, and the other blue.
They are American babies" said Mr.
Harvey, "and that's why they are decor
ated with the national colors. We have
had eight babies since our marriage. six
years and nine months ago, including
pair of twins. Pm twin myself
The one with the red ribbon
l shall name Blaine Harvey, the
other little boy ! will call Logan, and the
little girl will be named Harriet Stan
wood, which is the maiden name of Mrs
Blaine"
Mrs. Harvey's aunt lif ed upt the babies
as their names were called. When she
put them back again they vert to sleep
simultaneously and as quickly as Dick.
ems fat boy. n. Y. Sun.
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WHEN BESSIE DIED.
JAMES wnITcoMB RILry.

JAMES wnITcoMB RILry.
| III from your own the dimpled hands had
slipped.
Ana ne'er would nestle in your palm again
Ii the white feet into the grave had tripped"-l
When Bessie died
we braided the brown hair and tied
u Just as her own little hands
Iad fastened back the slken strands
thousand times-the crimson bit
VI ribbon woven into II
That she had worn with childish pride
smoothed down the dainty brow, and
cried,
When Bessie died
When Bessie died
we drew the nursery blinds aside,
Ana, as the morning in the room
Burst like a primrose into bloom,
ner pet canarys cage we hung
Where she might hear him when he
And yet not any note he tried,
Though she lay listening folded-eyed!
When Bessie died
we writhed in prayer unsatisfed;
we begged of God, and He did smile
In silence on us all the while;
Ana we did see Him, through our tears
Enfolding that fair form of hers
she laughing back against His love
me Kisses we had nothing of,
& and death to us He still denied
when Bessie died
When Bessie died!
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
Meauest Sneak in Town.

Malarial gases sneaked up through the
poorly constructed drains and made baby
very sick with ma.arial fever. Baby
would have died but for timely Use of
Browns Iron Bitters. There is nothing
meaner in its way of coming, nor worse
in its effects, than this malaria from the
underground regions. Mrs. Mcdonald,
of New Haven, Conn.,, says, "For six
months | suffered from the effects of ma.
laria, but Browns Iron BitterS cured me
entirely" Try it when malaria steals in
ard undermines your constitution. 1t
win give relief
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
a Doctors BiIl.

That's one of the largest fees ever award
said popular city physician, as he heard
the verdict for s3,253 awarded to DIR. James
II. Spann in Judge Larremore's court yes
terday. The facts are that DR.. Spann had
been called in lss2 to attend Mr. Sickles, the
father of General Sickles, for disease that
threatened his life, and in which some of
the most prominent surgeons in the city
were called in consultation. Dr, Spann said
the best evidence to the jury of his skill was
the presence in court, hale and hearty, of
old Mr.. Sickes, who looked as though he
might outlive many of those present New
York Truth.
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
g. NJ. u.

Walking down Broadway is very
pleasant when you feel well, and T
friend asked him how he got over that
severe cough Of his so speedily. "Ah'
my bow" said T. &c. NJ. d. did itP'
And his fr end wondered what q. NJ. d..
meant. He knew il did not mean a
Good Many Doctors, forT-K- had
tried dozen in vain. IL have it," said
he, just hitting the nail ON the head.
"you mean DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery or Gold Medal Deserved as
my friend j s. always dubs it."
Sold by druggists.
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
yoUSG NES-sUFIO THIS.

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The Osceola times., 1884-12-06
How They Fling i'm Texas.

Holding services at a place one time, /
took up collection for the support of mis-
sions. There was poor old lady present,
who noticed dropped s. gold piece in the
hat. knew she was very poor and not
able to afford so much and thought she had
intended TO throw in alquarter but made a
mistake. So next day met her husband
and said to him: Look here, your wife
put S5 gold piece in the hat yesterday. |
think she must have made a mistake" mo,
no." he replied, 'my wife didn't make no
mistake. She don't fling often, but let me
tell you when she filings she fiings."
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06

When you visit or leave New York CITY Wis
Central depot, save baggage Expressage ant
S5 Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grand Unioi
dOtcl, opposite said depot Six hundred elo.
r n rooms lifted up at cost of one million
uoIlars ~ and upwards per day. European
pun Elevator Restaurant supplied with
the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated
railroad TO all depots. Families can live better
Ter less money at the Grand Union Hotel than
ri any other tirst-class hotel IN the city
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06

In letter from Hon. Mrs Perry, Castle CT rey,
Limerick, Ireland, BRowN's BRONCHIAL
THOCHEs are thus referred to: Having
brought your BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs' with me
when came 10 reside here, found that after
] had given them away 10 those | considered
required thom, the poor people will walk for
miles 10 get few For Coughs Colds and
Throat Diseases they have no equal. Sold on.
ly in boxes.
The Osceola times., 1884-12-06

Cheap burglar alarm.-Drivea a head
les. nail into the casing over any door,
and after closing the door hang TN pan
on the nail when you go to bed. That is
10 say do all this if you are naturally
timjd and want cheap burglar alarm
that will work every time.