The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-06-14

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VIA Words from . ThrobbIns Rraia Seeking R,,,
! : rntair hiuutss With q Bors-A Few Dis.
.l Ejiintsd R.maiks En..rtaillns 10 10 0as.
R.nselioaa on tho nu,Ablllty Of Tine.
: Special Correspondence QfL Inelioencer.
!. MoRoANTowN, June l2-Aiter a long ant
, weariaome ride find myself willing exile
.. from the festive gnats ollfthe purlina
stream that runs through the Opera House
alley, and the nocturnal Juns bugs-those
yultures that prey on the patience Of the
telegraph editor-basking meath the classic
shades Of the "Modern Athens where the
mud turtle ;tosses in the angry blllo,wgs Of
Dscker's creek, and The bull.irop in the,
4 rnshes chants Ibis 'Wagnerian hymn lin
gloomy gutturals. tI 81 Isl 4 I'm
Alter an absence Of eight yeara I do not
find any noticeable changes In this town
that 10, the architectural part Of 1t. d In
other particulars there. have been some
radical and sad mutations. The Uniyer.
silly Is not what It. used to be, but of this
subject you have already been informed at
length. Tho students, what have seen OF
them, appear to be well.maunered, easy
going young men, but have lack Of that
chic, II may use the word in this connec.
ton, which diatingulshed the boys Of 1912,
Then, 9 memory has been blotted out By
fire-""Old WOODBURY. around which
clung 80 many tender lecollec!ion and In
its place stands q stately ,edi6co. I 1t doesn't
look natural. Again; the girls ol by.gone
days are no more, and when I looked on
the strange faces on the street to. day, "
touch Of sadness and tinge CT pain !, /; -
Some. that were |, not married then are are
single still. However, there Is nothing small
about mo except my tiny Isst, and / Z will
confess for their consolation that / am In
unblessed aingleness myself.
80 ~ {. - BEATING TINE.
= By the way: Talk about that fast trip the
special correspondence train from the
Chicsgo Convention made, I can discount
II several points. Eat sFairmont, through
the courtesy Of a liveryman, I was furnish.
ed with special conveyance. The first
two miles were made in exactly 3li min.
utee; three milee, 4S minutes. The follow.
ing four miles would have been covered in
excellent time, had 1t not been for a delsy
owing to the breaking of q ..windlass Of a
we'll, where the hohes were to be wstered.
Time for four miles, one hour and thirty
minutes; actual time, one hour and TWENTY
five minutes. Nothing of special interest
occurred until within one.halfmile of Nor,
gantown. Here the driver waS told to let
the team out for all they were worth \. He
exceeded his Instructions and passed under
the wire fine style. Time for: half.mile,
ten minutes. At this point I drew a rsso.
luton Iof thanks out of my pocke;; and
passed It nnanimously--to The driver, Il
was q 81 bill, for NY. fare. lS:'3
Z eEoRGR WASHINGTON; :zs
Last evening Hon. Geo. b. Loring, Com.
missioner Of Agriculture, delivered a lee.
ture before the West Virginia Historical
Society. Hespoke On that eminent patriot
statesman aHd soldier, George Waahinr,
ton, a gentleman Of whom YOU hsye mar.
haps BONE slight knowledge, and who will
be more readily remembered as tha:FathaI
Of hla Countsy. The address was liatened
to with rapt attention and much ppTa,,lra.
ton by the large audience snsessnts b.
Loring is q man Of distinguished presence
possesses q pleasing voice and many ala.
menta ot tho orator, and bears a ~ at;;k;nn ;
resemblance to Mr. Q. @. Dewey, Of Whssic. Wc
Ing. JjS II AL : = = - so''
Dt:SL.oriEg was Originally cut cut out on for
physician: de Ia . native Of fMassachusetta.
ana graduate ota medical school. In an
evil hour, OF happy fortune, 1 know not
which, no was lcf1a farm Of 500 aeree, one
OF those stony New England ran nches, more
rock than soil: He applied his, scientific
knowledge to this little patch, and In a few
years twas in aueh high state OF cultiva.
ton that,it 1t didn't bloom and hloesom
liko the rose, il produced paying crops.
Hence - Eiculapius became Rua.iong: and
Rusticus became Commissioner Of rApri.
culture. * looked at a. stone farm near
here to-day, aad may conclude to purchase
before leave. q 4 :. II 4' W
is5s WlLso soNLETs, q
!, I, moored my; fragile lranes 10 q corpu.
lent Democrat to-day, casting my anccbor,
for an Interview. Said II aWhst imnresa... ).
slon did E:SWillis Wilson make hers last
Tuesday? n 5Iis;iS. -
I"Oh, very good, o. Z
1"Think ha win meet with the same sue. sue;
cess 'Eli' did, I,7 -
SHOWS that ~ NJ i;;S
"Get there" ~, =. Z x,
l"Yes, ] think he will; s$SsY ou sea there
are many lem peranceh D smocrata in the
State, and they will do all they can ags;nst
Boyd Faulkner. aii Remember thst speech
9t;his IN the Senate; against? prohibition
Wen, inithatS speeeh he sale, why here,
these women come up here with petition,
and they don't, know what they want
Now Wilson, while he voted against prohi.
bition: in the House, did II in 4 quiet, unob.
i laughed You will too, / know, VIII when.
You stsap the rislble point. i I'M, u
bSA3 BATCH or! woNpERs,. y y.
I heard e young lady quote. ! Lucille In
her essay: Z stti:f@: VI ri sts I'll SISSY
] saH : man take iced tea, coffee and two
glasses Of milk for breakfast 7l:24 En- ;saL
saw another; man pour pint Of Wolr-
cestershire Baucsjk over Ii bis q potatoes.
eat thu potatoes and lap the sauce with a
spoon. d x w Ssssi II y I:
| / SAW ten W WheeliDg drummers in crowd
AID not &one Eiot ! them told a funny story
that the rest had heard before. E 49,; a.,
q saw myselt&in a looking glars after q
girl to fiirtb with! me- and my newspaper