New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-09

Western circus man recently ordered large idver'
sinr postcr 10 be- printed and then kicked hoc1ne there
was 40 much ay IN a. 81 an't ayoln Ia ndVerii'et"
.ky" he sat 10 the tho 'rlphor pud You To aver
| tIso my show Drop "a few oi'nel' and stick them "
there. / amt goin to have all that good space run
waste"
Before the war hore was popular political roirain 10
| virginia that ran thus:
John shcrmnn's devil.
John letcherH STINT,
John ietchpr's Democrat
John -houman-aIut
For arch doefercl reasons the ueriu.on- Coduancurs
b1tcl8 leave the house ~ their fathers singing
Jim Blaine is a devil
Aud ClcN Gland a salnti
Mr. ClpNrltnds "a Democrat
And Jimmy Blauc~an't
Sacramento Record Union
Tho nev. W. X Chnfy cuafy Is thc bizarre name Of"
rurii.h CLERGYMAN I'm small Worcestershire hamieI
,,,ut year ago. muoh 10 the horror Of his hrcihfen
Mr. Ch,fy-CAafy began producing tabioaus AM riay'm
small theatre which De but In order 10 1ni'o ana ~"
.rl,t the country yokcs. lo has continued ih' co""
with great SUCCESS and farce called Beauty ana no
Beast" recently had triumphant run OF elsh' N's""
al his little theatre.
4 dilapidatcd vehicle propelled by lonely uo'ilq'
wilma cargo consisting % man. DIS "le' '',' ia "a
lren three dogs and nee. atopred AZ our sue ,.
injured for saloon or course we knew WIZ ,i,ce
n,tcd and srecdily relieved their thirsty lnpirnVe
10 our injuries whence they came and thcf ~
the engineer" informed rs that he nad ',b blea,
crop I'm Dallas County for his present 0Htnt
chi,dren and caniues-aud migrating 10 the I@u'''
free grass Midlothian News Texas
Fishermen. take warning. Angeworms are a doAAF'
quart in salt Lake City.
II ba. now been discovered and admitted by Ihe Ere
ina Posi-, with some OF the customary mKn-to''u
Cleveland remarks) that was reckless enough o'n
.o Editor of TIE TRIBUNE had done something mercy
hoause an advertising clerk had done III Dut mas hO
d the honesty TO withdraw its insinuation that IHs
.y,,v had ,orbed The Posts statement about CleVe-
Ia, A. selecting Republicans Tor his Cabinet merely 10
,.e rbe STIR did not quote The Post with teftua ac
cpracy still considering the rank nature OF Vlo WIZ
N, Post has on hand it is not yet as bad AZ II might De-
Rather strange that Emory speer, the dStinsls1ee
caris ratriot hasn't footed his baLoo TINS season.
Galveston News -
m, Boston lrarelier lectures the ladies' On 'e uAAs
,, Wv in which they handle their parasols ana sag
a.. man always fears the loss Of an eye when "0"-
,,,ns her parlsol That Is all rights but the neu
,re,t or even greater sinners In TINS re'p'o'
thousand men who carry umbrellas IN tni' -; .ry,
rainy day. It IS safe to say that about nine
them sticking horizontally under their arms WIZ
! u,o The umbrella hend must GO M
p,, pr,er sitting around with meat a he =.
hnJ ready to dis,ect Cleyeands letter o. a., ~ he boz
IN rs sc,rcry less interesting than lua. ., S.ns
who sat with club watching hoI' t ME uly boyr
dunno whether itll be snake swacI nj wish he'd
1t. all tue Same Ter me. ser he'll wish he'd bee.
beer swan" mink IT'S a snake, and I'm dead SGT 's-
| suakes. Philadelphia Fress' -.
rbe lpachs Cliet OF 81. John. Arizona says 'A' n.
o,t there has found singular and unspeaA4Vo h.,a
st,,ute. And The Albuquerque Journal susse's ,shaa
rn,st he the tables Of stone " which Moses Dr0''
| ne came down from Mount sinai.
Professor Austin Phelps thinks that to the mus - gs
Cl,,,.tian and the most sensaous sceptle' dea'H "
dreadful and repcllant ,,,is
TN, London Saturday, Repiep speaks OF r York.
"a having been Democratic GOVeInoi n1ri,,o had ne
I'm 10 the hour OF gong % press INC for ne
heard that General Butler had been hoi,nsn Herald
! presidency of the state OF Chicago. -tNoii' IN.
Francis Murphy a brave man he ann ns,pius the
,snt,on of going Down to KENTUCKY ana ,,sss
neouIo from their love OF blue grass whiskey ~"
| stills. LA, A.. ,ettu
| The Democrat born In NewJersey no" ryrnsn %
10 The Ns,e York Herald urging all ~ An Irsinsn
! yote for cleveland and signs hinison n"
| (Norristown Herald naS>
morning paper to be started ted, ~ tho United sss
voted 10 the publication OF news roh ~ abolished
some OF tho news from the United os"stins inforur
tho axisting London papers Is far more One oftes
lion Than ANYTHING own press 80 ,sat the Bnp~
advantages Of the new paper VIII W 'A~'