Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1884-03-06
The Grand Central bar has new

Special revival meetings at the NJ. L.
church.
No mail Thursday, everybody disap-
pointed,
Brooks Waters of Detroit is at the
Grand Central.
A waterfall has nothing to do with
Adams fall svon in Lent.
The 3rd quarterly meeting of the M.
4. church begins on Sunday.
Sheriff Harrington has purchased the
farm of Azel Dodge of Dodge's Point.
The TRIBUNE published the best re-
port of the dedication of Mackinaw
county court house.
The belated commercial traveller on
Tuesday exhibited an hundred talents
telling Jumbo yarns.
Water rents are now due, and some
other things are past due. so do as you
please until spring dews.
If the communication signed "ene OF
them" had been signed by the author it
would have been published.
The greatest act Of Democratic states
manship on record IS Gov. Crittenden of
No., kissing Patti without permission.
At the Grand Central Thursday the
SCOT caught fire and il it had not been
noticed conflagratiOn would have en-
sued.
Mrs. W. b. McArthur has stood tho
winter we'll although her health has been
delicate and at present she has her usual
strength.
The Toledo Evening Post gives an in
terview with DIR. W. W. Bowes and the
reporter il convinced the DR.. Is a won
derfal Doctor in medical knowledge.
Mrs. Minnie C. Whiting loft yestr rrday
for Prentissvale. Pa. and will probably
remain through the coming summer.
The best wishes OF Chehoygan accompany
this most estimable lady.
The propeller Van Raalte will have
new planks put on her sides to replace
those nearly cut through by ice last fall
on Mud lake. She will be irOned all
around and put in good shape for ice.
II. 4. Worcester received telegram
Thursday morning from his home in
Massachusetts announcing the sad news
that his father was dangerously sick. he
took the train Immediately for Lowell.
Hatch q Democratic Congressman
from Misseari says what the Democrat
ic party wants is funerals" 1t has had
more first class funerals than any other
corpse in history, but its no use to be
mean give it what it wants.
w. B. Miller has started geological
garden comprising a real coon. cage,
a barrsl. a wood house. wire, collars, and
many things have been wrecked by his
coonship who scratches like the old
scratch. tr.,. ,.
ID. w. Leach manager for North east
Mich, for the Union Mutual Life Insur-
ance Co. Of Maine, is in town, and will
remain during the present week. The
Union Mutual is a purely Mutual Co., 81
years old, and all its policies are issued
under the Maine NOn-FOrfeiture Law,
which amply protects the policy holder
in the event of his being unable to con-
tinus his payment of premiums. All
contemplating legitimate Life Insur-
ance will do well to examine the many
inviting features of this old and time
sried company.
He is famous for his shrew dnsss but
he got left this time. Seeing a neigh
Dor pass, evidently returning from
hunting expedition, for he had gun
and some feathery game hung over his
shoulder. Our hero who is pre- eminent
ly business character, called him to
see what ne had. Having looked at the
birds, he promptly began negotiations
for their parchase, and succeeded in
buying what no took to be the finest,
biggest partridgss, at the very low price
of fifty cents. He went back into the
hOuse highly elatsd oyer the good bar
gain he had made, and delighted with
the prospect of the fine dinner he would
have. only to find his pleasant dreams
dispelled by the landlady, who told him
as he handed over the fowls, and was
about to give his instructions for their
preparation, that they were Owls.
They thought of their friend and con-
cluded to spend Sunday with him. The
sleigh vas brought out, thu horse hitch
cd up, and off they drove, after having
ballasted the vehicle with keg of the
fluid of exhilaratioH. In due time they
reached the home of their friend who
was glad to see them, and their accom-
panimeut, Of course. Anon the inspir-
inv fluid purplod forth into daylight,
and well filed gOblets made the rOund,