The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-05-23

Miss Andrews of the Chamberlain
Register force helped the Suuda,
School Convention through. w.
ack ho~ledge a very pleasant call
sis 1t proper" asked an EXCHANGE
"for the wife Of a temperance nan t.
take a mght-cap when retiring?'
Yes its proper, but develish unbecom.
ing.
The Miller bigamy last has been
dismissed. Mrs. Miller No. failed
to establish her cas- from lack of ties,
tlmony proving her marriage to said
Miller.
An exchange says there are four
nations that are paying their way.
England, the United States, Holland.
and Belgium. What's the matter
with Dakota?
The editor of the GRAPHIC acknowl-
edges an invitation, last week to
one of landlord Mead's excellent Sun.
day dinners, which previous engage
ment prevented an exceptance of.
The fifth district Sunday School
Convention will meet at Plankinton
on May 3lst and June LIST. Several
Kimball gentlemen are down on the
program to read papers before the
convention.
For a man that ate yeast cakes,
bowed to pieces and was swept up
into a coffee sack, the Index found
Geo. Tibbets, an hour after the paper
came out, the livellest remains that
paper has seen in one while.
When about a dozen gushing
young ladies come filing into a print
ing office, it makes the editor feel
rather small to discover they have
not called upon him, but instead, to
look at the foreman's bull pup.
The next time the editor of this
paper goes to Mitchell he will get off
before reaching White Lake and walk
around, or he'll have a stuffed club
ready for Nevin when he comes stag
gering on to the depot platform.
R. r. Taylor orders the GRAPHIC
sent to Fulda MINI. where he is now
located, dong night work in the
train d%ispatchers Office, his Old bust
ness. He reports himself we'll pleased
with the country, especially the hunt
ing and fishing.
"Was early made man a savage?"
asks a modern deep thinker. We
give it up. We asked Bro. Ham
mond and he said: eff he ever rented
a house and planted five acres of gar
den truck and then had to move out
he guessed he was"
The Democratic convention at
Pierre was the largest ever held in
Dakota. f. w. Ziebach of Scotland.
and MI. Mccormack of Grand Forks
were elected delegates to the nation
al convention at Chicago. An ele-
giant banquet was given the visiting
delegates.
cit takes a long time for a woman
to get into the thirties, but when she
does get there she stays."-Philadel-
phia call.
"Stays' Of corset would be ex-
pected she wonld wear them when
thirty years old, if not, life would be
to her a barren waist.
The new opera house at Klmball
will be the finest in this part of the
Territory. The editors of the In
dex and GRAPHIC, will open the new
structure with a dog show and shoot
ing match to which all the editors in
this part Of the country will receive
free passes.-PlankintOn Free Press.
The Plankinton Press gives a list
of the proposed faculty of the new
NJ. E. University at Mitchell.
Among the professorship we note the
following:
Prof. of bull dogs and scotch
whiskey-W. S. Willis.
Prof. of burning midnight oil at
my girls expense-C. E. Nevin.
The aromatic breath of those who
are addicted to the habit of eating
onions, tells more forcibly than words
could do, that new onions are in the
market.-White Lake Times.
Well! Well! So that's the trouble
is it? We didn't 'scatch on" when
Bro. Pratt told us he quit the girl
merely because he didn't fancy her
taste.
"Do the ladies' paint much?" asked
a GnAruIc reporter of Mr., Mixer who
has been teaching the art of ccloring
photographs to some Of u Kinball
ladies'" Not very much but a few of
them do and produce fine work"
"Do the ladies paint much?" asked
tho ron,,rtcr of Mr. Rovca tho drup.