Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-08-09
Press rleasantries

When o girl refers her lover w hei +"
be feels that it is harder to question tne
pop than 1t is to pop the question.
If fresh air and exercise are whole
some, young fathers should be healthy:
The man with fresh heir gets plenty of
exercise.
The shady side Of the street is the
most patronized these days, but the
girls prefer the side where the most sons
are.
A man cant help but raise storm
when he has to rock crying baby, be-
cause in the nature Of things he is a
sishrocker.
NO." said Amy, "Ill have the whole
hog or none" "Please don't say whole
hog" demonstrated the high-school
girl; ''say undivided porcine. I"
Clausa writes to inquire; 'What has
gwen woman the reputation of being
such a great talker?" We do net know,
CLAUSE, unless it is her mouth.
A frisky sailor was knocked senseless
in New York yesterday by coming in
cDntact with some electric wires. 1t was
aclear case of a salt and battery.
An exchange says that a Georgia
plaster compels his daughter to eat
onions every night We presume he
aims to rival Lulu Hurst. In onion
there Is strength
s'Don't be alarmed, darling, said the
Young man who came softly up behind
his girl in the cleaning and put her arm
around her neck, ''for this is only q
collar her scare"
Edith--"What funny little jelly fish;
it nas such small body and such long,
thin feelers.s George-.'That is not q
irlly fish" Edith--"Isu't its" George
NO; it's dude in bathing"
Miss Astor's marriage to Orme Will
so will be one of the notable social
.vsnts of the coming autumn. The
ceremony will be pageant the eqeal OF
which New York has never witnessed.
'Oh, DEAR" said Mrs. B.. with tooth
ache. "Why cau't people be born with
out tecthy" Eli you will reflect mo-
meut, my dear" replied Mr.. B., you
will be convinced that such is the fact"
Every season at Saratoga the ladies' Of
the local churches organize fairs and
lazaars and what MOTTO get money from
the visitors, and they are expected to
pa.rouize them whether they wish to
or not.
Experience a weight OF wisdom brings
Old birds are shy Of chaff;
A man won't waken up his second child
To see the baby laugh.
An absent minded st. Louis person
asked q disconsolate widower whose
wife had been buried the week before:
"Nell, Mr.. Brown, how does your wife
stand the heat" They do not speak
now.
An English paper says. "Mr. Woolner
ha again struck the Tyre" 1t seems to
Us it would have been easier to have
called him "another" and let it gone at
that, but II is probably way they have
in Lunnon.
Girls in Russian schools all wear uni
forms, and mostly hidous ones at that.
A brown frock with o small starched
linen collar and black apron fastened
by straps, is the dress in the lower
schools; in the upper the color is gray.
The new Troy IN. " directory con-
tains the names Of one kuss. three Fibbs,
one Shout. one Coward, one Blowover
aud four Surprises. the most remarkable
Of which is that Of two persons named
Silence, one is woman.
"Oh, don't believe he would steal,
but know he'd take anything" said a
merchant, pointing to man who wss
going by. "What makes you think so!'
asked his friend. because he's photo
grapher."
"where are your kids!' society man
asked, bookings ut the bare hands Of a
,.oor bnt deserving editor at Yauderbilt's Z
party. "At home ia bed," was the
indignant reply. ''Do you suppose I'd
bring my children to party ike this?