New-York tribune., 1884-11-24
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

An Indiana young man told two young women that
Cleveland elected he would let them paint him rec
from head foot. and that Ia that condition he wouN
walk through the town. lie fahllcd his promise tn,
other day 1t is reading about hundred such thingl
every day that makes us weary. N
An agricultural exchange says that good hog shoult
weigh as nany pounds a' he is days old This
way of getting at the of the man who occupies tW
car seats Darlington Free Press
The philadelphia Times admits that the dsgracefu'
record Of the Democratic LEGISLATURE Of Pennsylvania
bred discomfort and Indifference in every part of th'
State. And yet The Times IL firmly convinced that thu
same party when nrnsted with Federal pcwer will ac
with the wisdom Of Solomon and Scion combined. III
Times Is an amusing paper-sometimes.
Mr. John r. Mclean hasn't bought The Chicago Time
yet he is quite content to be boss OF The Cncinnah In
quirrr and to hold lrst mortgage on the Democrats
party In Ohio.
result of the presidential election. Cabnctnaaea are
working nigI AMI day with orders sim several Weeks
ahrsl.- Boston Transcript
Now is tho time to buy good Italian titles circular
just issued states that the title Of prince can he bong
for 80 oo0i that OF duke for $ioooo that of count r
$1,000; and thai of baron FOR $4,000 Aspecal dlscoun,
will he made TO Americans who may wish To purchase
| whole set for family uso.
Julia Ward Howe thlnks that collection of The photo
graphs of American female authors would aid ofetiyr
hess to the New. orleans exhibition We thought tho
managers wished iisiucy undo stood thai Il not
| o. boa beauty show burlington Froe Pm"
A French chemist advocates the employment by apo,N.
ccnre. OF cylindrical white bottles for medicines TO be
taken Internally. and square, colorcd bottles ot di
| cncs to be used externally
The Nahdi il thorough gong temperance man, who
wifi hot allow his soldiers coffee or tobaoco-a sol.
| dier who was caught smoking got 800 lashcs ieeny-
but the Mahdi has Thirty nine witos.- waterbury Amer
| lean
ON August IL some one mailed letter addressed TO .
| person at "indnnnpolis. India" meaning the city
that I'm Indiana. But the postmaster considering
his duty to send letters addressed. sent this one TO
Inda whence has just came back aud at last reached
! it. true destination.
Democratic colored school teachers wanted for the
Walnut street School, IN summit Apply to The tleye
land Hendricks and Van Eaton Democratic Clnb OF sum
that they wanted oni for the time that the county
the public schools The Democratlc citizens OF sun
nit have been paying taxes for fifteen years 10 run he
| ronrth schools They have determined now not
withstandng the many favors shown them persist in
voting 10 Increase our taxes ana thc tlmc mas cVho
W., ,bcn ,eDce pemosratir teaciers are want
| ed.-lSummit Miss Sentinel
4 B,ston lady saws that Breton lambs would make
idcn pets for Indies, and wants one to import them
4 German paper gets on this grind on a would be
naughty student: Scene railway platform At fiehe
berg: ellcr 10 university student sir you arg
crow,llnK keep back sir u. 3. iherceyi; Dontyou
ike II, Allow me ., tell you that nj your seryice as
any nc aud place" Traveller lbenlgninilyl = Az IN
i-ci that IA very kind ~ yon. Just cary ths 'a'rhe
| fpr rie 10 the hotel"
TIE honor Of being nrnbcr ~ The rev ieiiial sas
Council IA pretty costly one The members teyiyg he
ul, ubt even iirr la4rs oyer the iliblls nii nhl1
O lrfny the rxiieisrs ~ thrt tpp iaIy spDmn.nn ~
B"rln oit pf rit uwn pockets M noiIi M ahp 5i rI
niir ritfttrt ~ ihe membership " ni hb W KY
80 ibs state df things tiiinnt be hripri firrr w,
uiaitt. ,njttbthi wbnlh nrttt hllBW thr ttNtrtr ~
~ Bnueii VS. be ihstt rpben1tiii uhn re 'uiim w
| lnuit. rnp,ttS ht nshng fbt 80 approximations AMER
| lnnn i.nnlaietl Nhtle.