Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1884-02-12

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If you would have peace in your
family, give the children Boreman's
Sweet Vcrmifuge.
When you arc threatened with sick
headache, take P. n. L. p. They
will cure you. 15c.
BEEswAx WANTED.-Eash paid for
large or small quantities, at Handle
Factory, opposite B. & o. r. r.
depot. Feb. SIT.
''9Ir. Smith, said a lady at fair,
'won't you please buy this boquet
to present to the lady you Lowell" 1t
would not be right, replied Mr..
Smith; % I am a married man.
1t is very wrong to neglect the use
of 4 disinfectant in the case of con-
tagious sickness. The best article is
the wisest to use. Buy Phcnol So
dique from your druggist or store
keeper; 1t is the best disinfcctant
known. See adv.
g As we go to press,' facetiously
remarked the young journalist, as he
put his arms around her waist. ''You
do not make 4 good impression, she
replied rs she slapped his mouth.
The latest news from Africa is that
tlfe Zulu King has the Group; this
news is doubted by many, but not
withstandirgi the friends Of the king
have sent him case of DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup and consequently know
his ctire is certain.
Young Superintendent: "Childrsn,
what is an ahgel?' Little johnny:
'tMy sister says You told her she was
one" Superintendent bushes like n
boiled lobster and everybody snick-
ers.
DID SHE DIE? "No; she fingered
and suffered along, pining away all
the time for years, the doctors doing
her no good and at last was cured by
this Hop Bitters the papers say so
much about. Indeed indeed! how
thankful we should be for that med
icine.''
"No, won't have cst about my
housed" savagely exclaimed a young
wife the other day. "Every time [
look at cat it makes me mad to
thinkit can wear a fur coat in the
winter and can't
THE YALL SYCAMORE OF TIE WA
HAsH.-Thc special correspondent of
the indianapolis (Md.) Journal, en-
bodied ina recent communication the
following from Hon. Daniel w. Voor-
hecs: l consider st. Jacobs Oil a
splendid remedy. 1 suffered from
an affection of the back and kidneys,
with some rheumatism--in fact, it
was rheumatism of the back. I used
st. Jacobs Oil, and found it very
cflicaciOus. 1t gave me instaneous
relief, and finally cured me complete
ly.
4 bright girl, born and raised in
Virginia, saw 4 church covered with
vines, and remarked: 'tThat's what
l used to be-" " What's that!" in
quired her obtuse escort. GA Vir-
ginia crccpcr, of course.''
SAMsoN's LEGS AND LocKs.-When
DeliIah clipped off Samson locks that
mighty athlete at once became g as
other men," If it could be proved
that the possession of luxuriant hair
would enable men to tear open lions
jaws, UiscoX & Co. would be driven
wild in the effort to supply enough
of Parker's Hair Balsam to meet the
demand. AS it is the BaIsam pre-
vents your hair from falling out, and
restores the original color if faded or
gray. Besides it is a great addition
to the toilet table simply as dressing.
Remember, there is n place in
CharIestown where you can save 2j
cts. to so cts. on the dollar in buying
goods such as Watches, Clocks, jew
Glry and Silvcrware, as we keep a
large Stock on hand. A new lot of
clocks just received from New York
manufacturers will be sold cheap and
warranted for y months. Watches
for S1.25; Main Spring pvt in for
S1.25-Warcanted to stand; and all
other repairs less than any other place
i'll the county. Repair all kinds OF
Jcwclry. Mt short notice. Keep the
best Violin Strings in town. We
keep the best Sicily Canary Seed, the
only seed that is fit to feed to canary
birds. Loo! for the big sign, II. A.
BURTCS, Watch Maker.
/" Are you going to follow the sug-
gestions of the railway officials and
adopt the mean timer" asked the
matchmaker of Mr.. Stubbins. Mean
time? No indeed! My watch keeps
mean time enough now.'
THE OLD ROUND TowER.-Those
who visit Newport, Rhode Island, are
shown the old round tower, which is
one of the chief attractions of this
place. This was probably built by
the Norsemen early in the thirteenth
century, and was used by them as a
tower in which to flee for safety,
when attacked by the natives. twas
their tower of safety, and if it could
talk, what volumes of history it could
relate. Just as it was a tower of
safety to the early discoverers of
America, so is Perunn to the citizens
of our country to-day. AS it is pre-
pared exclusively from vegetable
compounds, and contains no poison
Gus minerals, It'll peculiarly adapted
to all who need tonic for their worn
out systems. Ask your druggist for
Perund, and for DR.. S. B. Hartmann s
treatise ON the 80 Ills of Life" :" or adj
! dress DIR. S. B. Hartman e. CO e,E