The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-10-25

AhE 1OU Miserable through Indigestion
Sour Stomach, or Constipation Acker',
Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will relieve
you. Sold by DR. c T Horn, Lehighton ,and
W F Biey, Weissport.
- "Yes," said a herpecked husband
"there truly is no place like home and
that's why keep away from it so much"
My daughter was troubled with Hear
Disease io- years. given nm hy nhyscians
~had sinking spells, constant pain, great
swelling over her heart extending to LEFT
arm, and severe spells of neuralgia extend
ing over entire body, doctors could not helJ
her. DR.. Graves Heart Regulator cured
her within three months. Jas. Tilton, Con
cerd, N. II. 81 per bottle at druggists.
The fond father ofa pretty daughter
has found that is easier to miss train
than to train a miss.
-"I DON'T FEEL WE'LL" The stom.
ach is out of order; neglected, that means
chronic dyspepsia. You should take Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets and avoid this terrible
disease. Sold by C. T. Horn, Lehighton-
and W F Biery. Weissport.
is it right for a man whose father was
hung for horse stealing to boast of his ele-
waited family.
Every farmer should at least have one
county paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, which contains all the latest To-
cal news. Only $l.OO year.
The hay fever sufferer is a devout in
dividual, because he is continually on his
sneeze.
WHAT WILL SToP My COUGHING AT
NIGHT? Guarantee Acker's English Remedy
will. Price l0c, SOC. < 81 Sold by DR.. c.
7. Horn, Lehighton, & W F Biery, Weiss
port.
"A green backer-the fellow who bets
on the wrong horse.
The only bar that tramps are unfamiliar
with is the crowbar.
-ELECTRICITY.-Of all the known
Electro Galvanic Appliances at the present
day it is now conceded by the Medical Fra
ternity and Electricians generally, that the
American Galvanic Co.'S Howard SHIELDS
are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrical
merits, as one shield or appliance can be
fitted to any part of the body, which is not
true of any other. See advertisement in
another column of this paper.-E Electric Ga.
zette.
Rest satisfied with doing we'll, and
leave others to talk of you as they please.
"A man with cold in his head is like
a waterfall-he is catarrhed-racked.
NO LONGER A QUESTION of opinions
we guarantee every box of Acker's Dyspep-
sia Tablets. Price Use. and soc. Sold by
DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and W F Bieryj
Weissport.
Some people console themselves from
the fact that the next world will be Nick
hell plated.
900 doses one dollar" is true only of
Hoods Sarsaparilla, and it is an unanswer-
able argument as to strength and economy.
Open rebukcs are for magistrates and
courts of justice. Private rebukes are for
friends, where all the witnesses OF the Of
tenders bushes are blind, deaf and dumb.
An elastic step, buoyant spirits, and clear
are among the many desirable
results of pure blood. The possessor of
healthy blood has his faculties at command
and enjoys clear and quick PERCEPTION,
which is impossible when the blood is
heavy and sluggish with impurities. Ayers
sarsaparilla is the best blood purifier and
Vitalzer known.
Getting married is good deal like a
game Of whist-it depends altogether what
On what kind Of hand you hold.
Es- Keep in Fashion. The Diamond
Dyes always do more than they claim to do.
Color over that old dress. It will look like
new. They are warranted. lOc at drug
gists. Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington,
Vt.
The most sfIiisted part Of the house is
he window. II is always full of panes,
and who has not seen more than one win
dow blind.
1t frequently happens that an oil well
Is "holey we'll" ]