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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

How TO Save H{ouey

and we might also say-time and pain as well, in
our advice 10 good housekeepers aud ladies gem
orally. The great necessity existing always TO
have a perfectly safe remedy convenient for the
relief and prompt cure OF the ailments peculiar
to woman-functiopal irregularity. constant
pains, and all the symptoms attendant upon
uterine Observation-Disclosures us TO recommend
strongly and unquahfiedly Or. Herce's ''Fasorite
Prescription" -wonan'S best friend. 1t will save
money
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
English as She Is Spoke.

First Londouer-"Aw, 'cw do.
Aw. by the way, baiove. ave We card
h'Aimee play in h'EngliSh' HI did.
Beas'lv fiuEe, haiove We kuaw. beast
", She cawn't say h'a bloody word
right, haiove. We kuaw."
Second Laudoner-''Naw. hi didn't
ave a h'oppertunitv to ear 'er. We
knaw; but hi knew she'd 'av trouble
pronouncing hour language. We
knaw. Hall bloody foreigners do,
We knaw"
First Loudoner-"Yes bajove. hi
never card h'any foreigner. We kuaw,
as could pronounce h'English like a
'Euglishman, We kuaw.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
Important.

When you visit or leave New York city. save
baggage, expreSsage and carriage hire, and stol
at the GRAND UNION HOTEL, opposite Crane
Central depot; $50 elegant rooms. fitted mp at 8
cost of one million dollars. reduced To 81 and up
ward per day. European plan. Elevator. Res
taurant supplied with the best. Horse cars
sta. es and elevated railroads to all depots. Fam
lilies can live better for less money at the Crane
Union Hotel than at any otEer tirStclaSS hotel il
the city
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
Compliments of the Season
San Francisco Post.

~ understand" said COW ccunty
politician, walking into the Office of
the local paper the other day, revolver
in hand, Il understand that you call
ed me liar in your paper this morn
ing"
80 I did, my dear SIR" said the
editor calmly, but | only said you
were a campaign liar.
"Oh, is that all9" said the Modified
intruder, and after rendering the
moulder of public opinion his fne-cut
he walked peacefully out.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
His Middle Name.
Bozton Frsrr o,her saturday.

After the examination of candidates
for admission to the class which was
graduated at BowdoIn College IN 1S43
they were called together In Massa-
chusetts, now Cleveland, Hall, and
Professor Cleveland proceeded to call
fer and write down their names. He
came to Bradbury, and said: Your
name. sir7- civilian j. Bradbury,
was the reply. Your middle name.
srrgn ~. was the reply. Spell
vo1r middle name, sir, said the Pro
lessor in loud tone. a-y, spelled
the candidate. The Professor accept
ed II gracefully and smiled.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
Loss of Flesh and strength.

with POOR appetite, and perhaps slight cough in
morning, or on first lying down at night, should
be looked 10 i'll time. Persons afflicted with
sumption are proverbially unconscious Of their
real state. Most eases commence with diSoriered
liver. leading 10 a bad digestion and imperfect
assimilation of feat}-hence the emaciation, or
wasting Of the Il II is a form of Scrofu Gus
disease. and is cur by the Of that greatest
of all blood cleanSng, anti bilious aid iuvigorat
ing compounds known as DR.. Pierce'S Golden
Medical Discovery"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

A black perch of extraordinary size
was caugIt the other day out of Pole
cat creek, Randolph county, n. G. Its
weight was AZ pounds, its length 81
inches. and size of the head around
the gills 16 inches.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Grasshoppers have nearly ruined
the Mexican grain crop. After all
the unusually cold weather of this
country during the early summer may
have been a blessing in disguise, in
that it checked the breeding of pests
similar to those now impoverishing
the farmers of our sister republic.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
DaIrymen Prefer Il.

MEsssRs WELLS, RICHARDSON & Co:
Since the introduction Of your Improved Butter
Color among my customers, il has given universal
satisfaction The leading darymen Of this section
who have used il give it the preference over all
other colors. Of whatever name or nature.
They are especially pleased with the fact that II
does not become rancid, like other oil colors and
their product brings highest prices in market
w S. NAY, Druggist
ADriI & 1892
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
Desperate Encounter with Mailman.
london DaRy News

Great alarm was caused among the
inhabitants of Berkeley street., Lam
beth walk, yesterday morning, by
loud cries for help. 1t appears that a
man named Edward Parrot, with his
wife and three children. had lived for
some time at No. Is In the steeet
Parrot was a coach-smith, but for the
past seven msnths he had been out of
employment, and he had in conse-
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

There are seventeen quinine factor
les in the world-six in Germany. four
in America. three in France, two in
Italy and two in England. The an
nual production amounts 10 about
4. $50. 600 ounces.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

The Minister OF Education in Cana
da believes too many farmers sons
are leaving the country for the cities
and towns.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Fos DTEREPsIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF
spirits. and general debility in their various forms
also Is preventive against fever and azue, AID
other intermittent feyeEs the @Ferro- Pnoepsaora-
ted Elixir Of Caiiszya." made by Caswel Haz-
ard & Co., Of New York, and sold BY all drug
gists b the best tonic; and for patients recover
ing from fever other sickness Is has no equal
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

a Franconiaville Pa man has a
rocking-ehair $50 years old, and a
pair of scissors bearing the date Of
1910. Both came from Germany.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

A -cording to the Denver Republi-
can there are l 800, 600 cattle roaming
over the ranges of Colorado, with a
valuation estimated at $40, 900, 900.
The nominal value of sheep, horses,
mules and other live stock in the state
is $13, 000,0 600.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Lieutenant Emory has brought back
to this country a number of Esqui
maux dogs. He will try and demon
strate that they can live in this coun
try as we'll as IN the Arctic.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Apples are expected to bring from
81 to SC per barrel IN New York this
fall. English AM Scotch agents are
already there buying them up in ad-
vance.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

The aggregate production of coal in
1888 in Great Britain, the United
States, Germany. France and Bel
GUM was 81, 600, 600 tons, in round
numbers.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

e#-It is a Well Known Fact! In the
Diamond Dyes mere coloring is given than in any
known Dyes, and they give faster and more bril-
liant coors 10c at all druggists. They are
great success. Wells, Richardson & Co., Bur
linptnn. VI.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

The best place to obtain a good Bush
ness Education is st the n. w. Business
College and Academy, Madison, Wis.
Send for Journal.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
NOT on THE FENCE.

They were talking politics
In very earnest way,
And little Katie listened
To all they had TO say.
They spoke about a neighb0r,
An undecided man;
Poor little Katie looked troubled,
Then from the room she ran.
Rutpresently returning,
She said in tones intense:
81 looked for Mr.. Smith, papa,
' Good Cheer.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

There is universal complaint that
the flies were never SO numerous or
pestiferous and annoying. as this year.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

A bill is now before the Imperial
Parliament prohibiting women in
Scotland from standing on The outside
of any window while cleaning it.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Lydia E. Pinkham Vegetable Compound
strengthens the stomach and kidneys and aids d.
gestion Is equally go for both sexes.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

For twenty wears was sufferer during the
summer months with hay-Fever. / procured a
bottle Of Ely S Cream Balm. and was cured by Its
use.-CHARLoTTE PARKER, Wayerly, N Y.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

HAYFEvER. After trying in vain for eleven
years to cure my Hay Fever, / purchased hot
tie of Ely'S Cream Balm, which entirely relieved
me.-R. W HARRIS Letter Carrier, Newark N
J. Price so cents
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
UNDknE1LL, VT. April 5. 1882.

Eli Perkins says that in France the
farmers plant only one stalk of corn
in hill. They hoe the weeds out of
their wheat. rye, oats and barley.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
CROUCH ON DENTIST'' Tooth Pow

Smooth Refreshing. Harmless Elegant, Cleans
ing, Preservative anu fragrant 15c Druggists.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

The colored race in the United
States is estimated at 7,o0G, 600 strong:
and their property holdings exceed
500, GOO, 600.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Two hundred thousand barrels of
sugar are in store In louisiana, await
ing a favorable market
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

FUN Oft we feel the surge OF tears,
Yet jcy has light for all the years.
To all who's hair is getting thin,
Our Caroline will keep il il.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

The peach trees in North Georgia
are so heavily laden with fruit that
! they are breaking down.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

s'WellS' Health Reuewer'' restores health and
vigor, cures Dyspepsia Impotence, Sexual Debl
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Public speakers and singers use Piso's Cure for
hoarseoesz and weak lunzs.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
MOTHERS.

II you are falling; broken, worn out and ner
vous, use Wells Health Remover" 81. Drug
piStS
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Many imitators, but no equal, has DR.. sage's
Catarrh Remedy.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Piso-s Cure for Consumption Is lot only pleas
ant to take, bat il Is sure 10 cure.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

There is but one y K Browns Ess. Jamaica
Ginger 1t costs 80 cts, and always coDquers pain.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
RED-lfUGS. FLIES.

Flies, reaches, ants, bod-bugs rats, mice. goph
prs. chipmunks cleared cat by Rough on Rats :
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Italy has 4, 100. 900 lemon trees,
which produce 260, 000, 600 lemons
annually.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

Save the lives q the EttIe ones. Browns Teeth
ing syrap VIII do Il
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15

sc buys pair OF LYONS Patent Heel Stifrners
NSSeS q hNNI or shoe isst twice as lNns
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
CarbO-ltues.

Aliens Iron Tonic Rftters cure rheu-
matSSln. All genuine bear the signature of ]. 2.
Allen. Druggist, ST Paul Mimi.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1884-08-15
FUEL and LIGHT.
AT HALF PRICE.

DR. VIM Fields, OF st. Louis Mo. has invented
q process whereby crude Petroleum and
ChemicalIzed Water In about equal parts
say enc barrel Of oil TO one barrel OF water add
ed together are equal 70 two barrels Of oil His
first Caveat on the use OF Petroleum, water
and Air was dated February l2th 1860, and the
last one June Sd, 1884. Patent applied for. 1t viii
do away with Wood and Coal as THU
preparation will answer for every purpose where
lire il needed, such smelling iron, generating
steam for stoves and CRATES OF every kind, with
saving OF over one hundred per cent in cost and
labor Tho greatest invention Of the age. Ad-
dress DR. WV FIELDS, 5i7 Chestnut, st. Louis, No.
, 1884-01-05

NEW YORK FIRE ENGINES. - a
correspondent of the New York
HeTdid thus describes the move
ments Of mon and horses connected
with the fire engines Of New York
when an alarm Of fire has been
struck:
"The engine stands ready for the
road. So does the tender. The
horses are in their stalls. The men
are lOunging about or sleeping. The
alarm strikes. In moment all are
ut their posts. BY a curious contriv-
ance the hammer that strikes the
warning gong sets in operation Il
system Of cords and lovers that I'M
fasten the horses. The men come
down from their sleeping or sitting
rooms, not by stairways, lut by a
pole, to the lower floor. They are
all ready in a twinkling. And what
Of the horses! They generally out
strip the bipcds in responding to the
call. The hammer which releases
them and strikes the gong sends
them an alarm which they ut once
interpret Standing Or lying they
are outat once and beside The engine
pole. There isno Harvesting, no adj
justing of belly bands and squeezing
of collars and fastening of rpinS,
The new swing harness used in the
department is a complete caparisOn,
which is suspended by an ingenius
apparatus above the spot where the
horses take their places. Close the
open collar with snap, pull rope
which lifts the suspending apparatus
and they are equipped and ready for
the road. The doors swings upen,
every man is in his place, and away
goes the engine"
, 1884-01-05
You Hcah Vie, SahI

s'olossri Vis'.ols.r.. Of Denver. .s,,llo
is delivering his lecture, "SiXtY Mn.
utes in the War" tells a good story
on himself of an episode, or some
thing Of that nature, that occurred
to him in the days when he was the
amanueusis of. George d. Prentice.
Nisscher in those days, was fair
haired young man, with pale blue
eyes and destitute Of that weaIthlOf
brow and superficial area of polished
dome which he now exhibits on the
rostrum. lie was learning the les
son of life then, and every now and
then he would bump up against an,
octugonal mass Of cold-pressed truth,
Of the never dying variety that
seemed to kind Of stun and concuss,
him.
One day Wis 3cher wandered into a
prominent hotel in Louisville, and,
observing with surprise and pleas
ure that "boiled lobster" was one Of
the delicacies on the bill Of fare, he
ordered one.
lie never had seen n lobster and Il,
rare treat seemed to be in store for
him. He breathed in what atmOs-.
phere there was in the dining room,
and waited for his bird. At last it
was brought in. Mr.. Visscher took
one hasty look at the great scarlet
mass of voluptuOuslimbs and oceanic
nippers, and sighed. The lobster
was as large as door mat, and had
IA very angry and inflamed appear.
ance. Nisscher ordered in power.
full cocktail to give him courage, and
then he tried to carve Off some of the
breast.
The lobster is Ornery even in death.
He is eccentric and trifling. Those
who know him best are the first to,
evade him and shun him. Nisscher
| had failed to straddle the wish bone.
with his fork properly, and the tai
ented bird of the deep rolling slipped
out of the platter, waved itself across
the horizon twice, and buried itself
in the bosom of the eminent and tai.
ented young man. The eminent and
talented young man took it in his
napkin, put it carefully on the table
and went away.
As he passed out, tho head waiter
said:
"Mr. Visscher, was thereanything
| the matter with your Dbster ?''
| NisScher is IA full-tlOOded Ken.
| tuckian, and answered in the COur-.
teOus dialect Of the blue grass,
country.
"Anything the matter with my
| lobster, sah No, sab. The lobster,
sab, Is very vigorous, sab. II You
| had asked me how L was, sab, /
should answered you very different
ly, sab, | am not well ut all, S,lh. II
| / were as well and as ruddy and a.
active rs that lobster, sah, ! would
Hive forever, slh. You beah me.
sab ?
"Why Of course am not familiar
with the habits Of the lobster, sub,
and do not know how to kearve the
/ bosom Of the blOOmin' peri Of the
SUMMER sea, but that's no reason
why the inflamed reptile should get
up on its hind feet and nestle up to
me sab, in that earnest and forwith
mannah, h.
81 love dumb bCasts, slh, and they
love me, sab but when they are
dead, sab, and undertake to kearve
them, sah, desiah, sab, that they
should remain a. q e undertaken lett
them, sab. You doubtless heah me,
sih BILL NYr.
, 1884-01-05

being no trail, they lost their bear
ings and wandered about the noun
tains for several days. When at II
point about 81 miles northeast from
Eagle City they fOnnd promising
gold croppingS. They went into
camp for ten days, during which
they prospeCted the ledge, by sew
crll open cuts and shaft ten feet
deep, developing a vein from two to
four feet wide whit h was traced by,
the groupings a distance Of about
three miles. lie hld assays of the
quartz showing from S25 to S4s2 to
the ton, and showed beautiful spec
men Of white quartz which was rib
bed and streaked with free gold, and
would assay way up into the thous-
ands. After stalking off Cllims for
their party and posting notices OH
the ledge, they decended into mar
row gulch, through which ran good
sized creek! Following down the
stream they came to a valley stret, h.
ing out northeast and southwest u
distance Of II or Is miles and from a
quarter to a huff mile wide. They
went into camp that night at the
head Of the valley, and were hers
ovcr!aken by a snOw-stOrm, which
covered the ground to a depth of
two feet before morning. During
the day they were snow bound, and
one Of the party amused himself by
/ panning out a few shovels full of
dirt from the creek, by which they
had built their fire, and was aston
ishnd to get about 20 cents to III pan
in coarse dust They remained in
the valley about a Week, and pr +
pected in eighteen or twenty places,
from viii, h they scraped the snow.
They fCuTd gold wherever they
prOspected, and our incognito pros
pcctor yesterday exhibited four and
a half ounces of coarse gold, and bits
Of float quartz carrying free gold, as
a result of their labor in the valley.
The gold looks very much like that
which has been brought from Prich-
ard Creek and it is stated that the
new find prospects much better than
either Prichard or Eagle Creeks,
Claims were staked off and two Of
the prospectors stayed to hold the
fort, while one of them came to
Butte to pilot the members of. the
pool to the find. There We're orig
inally twelve in the pool, but "a num-
ber Of friends will be permitted to
accompany the party, which will
start for the new diggings about 20
strong on or lefore the 10th proximo.
l-Butte Miner.
, 1884-01-05
SUMMONS.

TERRITORY 0F MASlilNGTON, .
County OF Spokane. -
Arllln V, Rose, plaintiff, vs.. William II. Rose,
defendant In the District Court of the
Territory of washington, and for the First
~ aaAictt ltsirici thcrsof, hdlding tvFlns at
Cheney, spokane County, In SAID Ter
The United States of America to william
H. Rose, defendant: You are hereby required
10 appear in nm action brought against you by
Arilin V. Rose, plaintiff, in the District Coult
Of the Territory Of Washington and for the
First Judicial District thereof, holding terms
at Cheney, spokane County, In said Territory,
TO answer the complaint Of plaintiff, hlCd In
spokane County, within twenty days after
the service Of this summons, exclusive Of the
day OF service, II served within said county :
II npNAFrvcd within said county, but within
said diAtTict, In thirty DAYS served within
any oihChiudiCial district in the Territory, In
forty duyS: n served hv publication, within
sixty day SVftcr the date Of the first puhlica-
viii take judgment against you BY default
according To the pruNrrOf thrcOmpluint. The
said action iS brought to obtain ndiVorcc from
the bonds Uf mutrmOnN, heretofore and now
existing between plaiutiT and defendant on
the grounds, lSt, ~ hubiiual drunkenness pf
said defendant n. personal iniVuitics uf said
defendant rendering life buTicnsOmC 10 IN"
plaintiff Also for the care and custody ~
Stanley Rose, u minor Of the issue Of said
marriage. and such further relief rs to the
Court may seem just aud equitable In the
Witness the Hon. :. C. wIngord
A~Suriutp Justice u the SUI
pr, me l uri ~ Washington
ILS.i Territory, and Judge ~ said
Court, and the Seal thereof
affixed, this 2lth day uf Dc-
C"mhrr, 4. D., lSS;L
A.REENfS ANRES, ClCik.
BY !. T. LOyKHART, Deputy.
t.H. BARRY, plRiutlH Attorney.
Dated bee ~, lSSL
, 1884-01-05

WHAT NOAH's WIFE SAID
"Draw near thine ear, pray thee"
said Noah, rs he sat smoking his
good clay pipe by the fire, after hlv-
ing fed the animals their evening
meal and shaken up their bedding.
"What would my lord ~ replied
Mrs. n, drawing near her ear, IS
commanded. Noah smoked in ST
lence for minute or two, and then
opened his mouth and spoke as fol-
lows: 81 perceive by the indications,
mother that tire storm which was
central over the Euphrdtes will move
westerly to the Nile Valley on the
morrow, with areas of low harOm-
ctcr HHsi nortnSssa-tsssIssl ssfasIs and
showcry weather on the Arabian
coast. | have been moved, there
fore, to jettison part Of our cargo,
fearing that our supplies will give
out ere the floods will suhside.
What animal thinkest thou can best
be spared, love ?" And Mrs. n.
looked out at the window, listened
II moment to the pattcring drops on
the roof, and replied sweetly. "The
rain, dear" And at the sound Of
her voice Noah wcpt like a child,
and the animals vailed in unison,
and there was misery unspeakable
where all had been so calm and tran
uuiI.