New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-11-01
THE TALK 0F the DAY.

IN, Portland Oregoniaa sa,s that the greater PORTION
OF the state OF oregon consists OF bleak monn'an'
covered with dense orests and fu OF wild beasts ana
t therefore concludes that the state can only hoTe to oh
tain Immigrants from countries In Europe like switrer-
land which lcss hsbiable For this reason IT Ia IN
favor Of something being done to attract the swiss TO
Oregon.
NO." said tho New Yort society belle, " I'm not
sLout the ballot all desc Ia fair count" nut ma,
A. mis- ronntry especially II he hc of the italian vintage
ct 1854 (which In not nnlibclyl VIII ho iv0hu 'ou '"''
than fair tlioston Transcript
II Ia said that Mira Lockwood expects tia, enough
ballot, viii bc east tor her TO mako eoo'scd hustle
brandy" said man during a conversation on lgtcm-
poraucc why, itr the worst drink IN vac woltu t"
what kticd hid icllcrs IAN to.etS Il not ur"a,
replod ,o =" saw him ont IN the mountains thc
oihor day." We'll no dincicncc'' eaid tue hlH'
spc,ker brandy is what viii Iii him." don't 500
how II can ior he never drinka II drop OF It," Al
we'll It's wnat would XII him II he We're to drink ~ you
couiouldcl particular thai "a man can 'a'A 10
you" -. Arkausaw Traveller
An English clergyman has sent some campaign poetry
10 The PaA Nal Gazette donouncng tho Upper House IL
can he sung to the air National hymn and the FOL
lowing IS sample OF it;
Down with their lofty seats.
Down with their vain concets,
Down with the Lords!
Coniound their false pretenee,
Confound their OF sense.
ConfounG their inpulence,
Down with tue Lordsl
Down with their arrogant
Reckless extravagAnt,
InsOent words $3.50
Shall they reject the bin
Shall they dissolve AT WHY
Shall they Obstruct u slim
Down With the Lords!
Journalism and literature generally flourish in the
kingdom OF Greece There are 10 less tha my -four
political papers In Athens or one to less than every
newspaper aud there l22 printing houses producing
ANNUALLY about 1000 different WORKS We are apt in
this cOuutry compared with the cr'id nensity OF
the modern Grecians, our campaigns are positively
trigid - Boston Traveller
Tnat popular simile as independent hog Ice"
does not begin to do Justice the feelings of the
paper reporter when he goes 10 meeting to report
long speech by George william Curtis and Is given
printed copy the speech before the stream Of ortory
turned
stated in the funeral directors code OF rules that
profession after that of the sacred ministry
IN which high toned morality /. more imperatl.ely
needed than In that Of funeral director Crpses nave
become mighty particular o. tate anu feiuse 10 nave
anything 10 do with undertasers whose Characters arc
hot above reproach-lNorristOwn Herald
In answerto a correspondent The Phaadeipha Press
expresses itself as follows. "E X. Buy TEiBCNE Al
nsnsc" 1t is not often that much good advice
veyed in 50 few words.
ITO your guns Indisnians" 4. the way Colonel Water
son appeals TO the Democrats OF Indiana After Tuesday
the Colonel Will conclude that a good many OF
IN question were not loaded.
NJ Alphonse de CandOle. French scientist SAYS tina,
blue eyes eventually to disappear will destroy
the value of great deal Of amorous poetry which has
had blue eyes lor its theno'
Great PREPARATIONS are being made In Denmark and
Norway celebrate the b-cenensrY or tue birth Lud
viz Hulberg the father OF the Danisn stage. Deem
Der IIoDerg was born IN Bergen, IA Norway, where
statue VI him will be unveiled his birthday. He
settled down however. III COpenhagen where he studied
took his degree He poet dramatIst, historian
aud philosoph Pbiiadclphis Inquirer.
Its said that frst-cass dukes title IN good order
can now be bought in France for about $4,000.
Isn't that rather far fechedr remarked the mansg-
Ing editor the PhOney all when the latter told INN
mat news had been brought from Central Africa tha
TIE belize OF that section dressing Ia shorter mar
pin than usual this Pittsburg ChronIce-Iee-
graph
The Boston Transcript which bolted Mr.. Blaine. that
arch proteconisL" Is mad at the universe IN
era and the protection Democrats ia particular that 1t
Can hardly get out It's editions II appoAis TO 10
xpecting sort OF q tragedy next Tuesday.
The Houston Poet Ia dead and according 10 The Gales
Ton kens death brought by ts attempts to be
great metropolitan daily instead VI remaining small
local paper.
IAN Ingenious has devised plan for getting salts
faction from spouse snorcs When he
gets well under way tcS mouth harinODcon under
Ola nose and abe declares the music u lovely Phils
Qelphia Record
In the Montana cattle towns newspaper, shave and
Aglsss Of whisky all cost the same price, namely IS