The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-04-25
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The piuk q polusness i something
that doss not wash a.
Nben d b.bulous sailor is semitic jail
be speaks Of being run into dr. docks
4 ioak ult for numl~r won. SAYS
the suuug sprculator vhu a a lot
trr list
4 keftledmm i - called because u
: made up % a goad dead Of noise and
very little % eat.
u dossnt speak mueh or the sire ~
a mans mind when Il takes him only a
miuWeto make bup
An insane Woman "a Brooklyn imag
agines she IS 90 have eight hushands
hef sufeurgs are dreadful.
WIZ was Noah the hest broker Of
ancient umess tie coald noat more
stock than any other man.
TO the pure said the mikman a.
he sold a quart Of milk to IN innocent
little girl. -all things are pure"
Never Kick a man when he's down
Il Is cowardly. Never kick a mau
when he rs up. Il Is reckless.
Are the sails on the ship of state
made from the presidential canvass:
asks a young western statesman.
Lven the homeliest young mar when
assisting a fellow passenger To pat his
nlckIe IN the street car box, is passing
fare.
No. Laura. no. they do not open the
campaign with a can opener. They do
il with a ~cork-scrrw. How little, alas.
DO women know about politics.
4 Boston man advertises that be re.
covers umbrellas. This MAI should
have "a good run Of custom. Mewould
give him a jolt ourselves il We thought
he could ecove the SILK one we lost
asst spring.
"Oh. YES. II was a horrible situation
Ny husband had disappeared for two
wears aud ! did not know whether he
was living or dead" 1t wac really
horrible" Just think IL was impoSsi-
tile FOR me 10 marry again.
Il love the summer" said the young
lady who eluped with her arithmetic
instructor. After they were married
a few years tins same young lady said
she was tired Of subtraction aud multi
plicatiou and that she hated an old
adder anyhow.
Detectives recently found a burglar
uumed Cash in a bank. They took IN.
terest at once, deposited him for secur'
ity. made him give bonds, put a check
on his career and were endorsed fol
their action. Such an occurrence is a
matter OF note.
A lady called at one of the sewing.
machine offices recently TO say that heI
machine was imperfect. and she wanted
il taken right away and a new one put
in its place. She said the printed IN.
structiuns said to turnthe wheel tOwaIC
the operator and there was not a sign
Of an operator on the machine any.
where.
1t seems premature for Mary Schaef
fer. whose marriage was fixed to TAKE
place at Milwaukee yesterday, to hav,
ran away because her bridegroom elect
rel used to have children brought up N
catholics. he being a protestant. How
did Mary knOw-wel,, at least sh'
might have waited.
Being Informed by a scientific author
ity that five thousand molecules cal
sit comfortably ON the point OF u pin,
the Nurristown Herald is moved to sa,
that herein the molecule differs mate
rally from man, who couldn't sit com
lortably on tha point of a pin to say,
his life"
A Rockland woman was Boosting o
her rare GOODNESS and abnormal nerve
The next day, as she was looking in
store window at a choice thing IN Ham
burgs, a strange dog incidentally rub
he'd his nose against her bare hand, ant
she jumped anu yelled so loud that sh,
hook off a pound and a half Of excel
lent back hair.