The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-11-13
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dee rsasni death ia bio family Alss.
s.s profossisn lsni vhss Il ussd 10 b.
"A lsuls tovs up 10 Ssv York hes !
,isusg rial tssi hey call 'NiAssss" II
u supposed that they cali IL that because
ihs people 50 ,hsrs 10 - The ''fslls. "
"A cagiisrsis mas clsiss V have ssss
a. ssimsI half dos and bali sIissior We
ssfansiy sssperi the same MAJ ssv svo
sises ssd iso rslliss pines sbes be got
haips tAsi assnins
Ethel" vsIls 10 ksos kou - make
lsi.y ud." Why, bls~s ysa. EiLsi.
the dairy 10 tidy. iust - IL grows. you
cssi make j, sny ndier Get the V the
sis,lss room. girl. IL yes want 10 make
so1sihing tidy.
-Thiak Of yoar faults tbs frat part Of
the night lsbsn yos srs ssakel and the
fsslis o! others the latter part 81 The
ligLt tsbss !ou are sslesp,
III Cain bad I~sa dsfsndsl BY sharp
I..yes. he would hsvs pleaded issssisy
csused By excessive uas Of liqusr and been
asqsi'ed
crusiy iachelcrs sslacss There 10
oss ms,issiion TO our grisf--tAs girls
caLt wear jersey aud . Mother nst-
Lsri at the same time.
"A specimen Of classroom sit--Prs-
fessof; '0en,iemeu will please close their
books" After lapse Of few seconds,
observing that his polite command hAd
~, been obsysd. be adds Those Who
are not ger,l,msn will please close their
books"
An Irsbmsn ~hs vas slespiag all
night with negro had his face blscksnsd
by practical joker. Starting Of ia .
hurry 10 the morning be caught sight Of
Limsslf 10 mirror Puzzled. he stopped
aud ea1sl. aud naally exclaimed "Begor.
"a, they've woke The wrong man.
--Old Mr.. Topeasy fell overheard. He
WAS fshed out and sent home. sad. while
iearinlly rccoun,ing bis misfoftunes 10 bis
wife, he said Il swallowed about gallon
Of water" Then you know what it
TASTES like at last" returned Ms T. He
~ished be bad been drowusd
How in tho world can you content
Yourself 10 live in this dead and alive
placeY" asked the city visitor Of h,r coun.
try cousin. II know should die II l had |
g. stay here" well. replied the rustic
relative. II suppose sboaid. too: but
then the city folks aia't her. ouly lev
weeks in the year, you know"
"A correction Tommy; What do
you think happened? Our teacher had
perplexily shockF' "Perplerityl You
mean a parallel stroke"
"A man visiting strange city went 10
church and seated himself with hesitation
10 the nearest pew. Soon the owner came
in. eyed the stranger critically. and thea,
writing my pew on the fly leaf Of
prayer book. handed the book to the in.
,rndcr. The stranger read the message.
smiled . beautiful smile. aud wrote under
meath mice pew wha. do you pay for
i,?'
IL understand that burglars entered
your store last night, Mr. Isaacs?' "Ya.
aber dey dond dsks anytings" "Were
they frightened swsy9" "Ys; der lov
briees marked 90 der goots frightened
dem away Bine.by dsy come rount und
bu, der goots. Dots cheaper den steal.
ing Dots tvsluff dollar coat Take
him for dthree dollar"
--"Iiullo. Boil The coaei, /, .al!
Guess ven have 10 Strap You behind"
Bob--"No, you don't had enough Of
that when was boy"
Papa. said a little boy. locking up
from his Sunday school lesson. "Ge all our
deeds 10 this world rscordedi" "Not a.
ways replied The old man. VIE is real ,
estate lasyer 4 los. $3.50 once Tor fail.
ing TO record deed
"A young thsologian preached before
the assembled classes Of female college. .
10 bis opening prayer he cried out. 20.
Lord kinile the flame OF love in onr
hearts, aud. O. Lord. water it--water il. -"
Partisan doctor prescribed for lady
who had objections against growing stoa,: Y
Take exercise. my dear lady. Consider
the trees Of TIE tsld; they never take ex. i
ereise, and asa consequence they 80 o. :
growing bigger every year.
--''Is mau Inferior to woman" asks . A
That depends alto ,ether
on whether IL IL married man or bach
eior
The Prize. Of mummlss is said 10 have
fallen "a about Is per cent aud those who
deal In them declare il 'deai-give away"
"A remarkably ssak misdei dude
sass iLsi when be leaves this ~or,d lie
y snis to die Of dropsy, because the latter i
ID such s~rIi distass.
-Smiih met Jones on tue deck 81 ~
ocean steamer one calm morning Alter ,sv-
ersl is,s d tough weather. way, | Do !
claru Jcees, saii Saith. you look yvsls
elder tias ~.hea last ssv ysur' mo
wonder. answered jones. I've had ssv.
tr.l berth days lately o.
He ass seated across the room.
'6ssr ;, said she. III . IRE we're 10 H.
i,fesl uat III Tie house what vould be =
,out n.si impulse. do you ihiuky" swell,
IA, Ersi ihsneLt would hr for you. OF
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