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DICIlMOND THEATRE.
FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SATURDAY
MATINEE,
DECEMBER 10TH AND GOTH.
TIE GREAT SENSATION OF THE DAY.
Tho wonderful spoctacnllr dramI entIlled

TIE GREAT SENSATION OF THE DAY.
Ihe wonderful spectacular dramt entitled
THE WORLD
Littles yersion,l IN six acts and eight tableluX,
with It's magnificent scenery and effects.
THk GREAT RAFT SCENE,
covering 10000 feet Of csnVas. and occupying
the entire stage from wall 10 wall with Its sufgng
waves and terrible realism.
The sinking ship. the Lunatic Asylum, the Re
Yolying Wall. Magnificent MOONLIGHT Panorama;
concluding WIN The beautiful effect, THE NOON
The popular actor MR.. j. LITTLE. supported
by a company of acknowledged ability
Reserved seats, 81. Admission. 7jc.; dress cir
Gle, Doe; galleries. 25e. BOx-sheei open I'll YRS
DAY MORNING AT o O'Clock.
dc 1875 Georgia. MORRIS. Manager.
MOZART HALL.-pIME MUSEUM
WI Another Gigantic Snow-Best IN the W lrd
tor the MOney-Calculaled 70 Please the Ladies
aud Juveniles Week of December 10. 1851
Acme Minstrel Troupe, consisting Of the following
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Lynch, Frank Vance, I'd. Rice, JAS. Emmerson,
JAS. III. Graham. Thomas ward Thomas iiene-
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H. connection with the great Minstrel show we
have WARD and LYNCH. known as the m st
witty and comcal songsters IN the PROFESSIONAL
ways something new. Americas greatest One
Legged Song and Dance Artist, j. J. HEFREN
introducing his One Legged Irish Reel. concluding
with his wonderful high kicking. Funny End
Men. Funny songs. and Funny Acts.
Admission TO AZ, only lpc. Reserved SEATS zoe.
TO he had at G. y. Johnston's mnsc-store. No. BIS
Main street. Doors open at 1870 p. NJ. aud AZ z;
commence at $50 p NJ. and at r. VI. dc 10 81
MISS SALLlE WILKINS, lis SOUTH
wi FIRST STREET, Richmond. says: 1.-TWO
bottles of Browns Iron Bitters cured my sister Of
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&c 12.IsIs,2O23.25.27,30 Ja1
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CAPTAIN T. G. EPPS, 9i7 CLAY
~ STREET, Richmond, Va. says: ~ have
never recommended any medicine, but Browns
Iron Bitiers has done 30 much for me and my
family In curing malaria aud keeping wife aud
children hearty that justice bids me speak "
de -, l6,l s,2O,23,I5,27,30Jal
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-12-18
4 SINGLE FACT
a y WORTH A sBiP.LosD ~
ARGUMENT.
cAsrrwsyrLLr. o..

This viii certify that two members Of my IN
mediate family, after having suffered hor man,
Years nom menstrual irfesaIari,y, and hawai-
oecn treated without benefit by various medical
doctors were ut length completely enred by one
ootile of Dr. !. Bradae.d's Female Rcguls,or. II.
feet on such cases u truiv wonderful. AMI we'll
may the remedy lie called "wonsn's Bes,
Friend"
Yours Respectfully,
JAMES W. STRANGE.
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SoTAsvLcA, Ala.

y Z 70
Dr. J. Bradheld's Female Regulator has been
thoroughly tested by me In n great variety u
eases. and ! am fully convinced that u l. nnr-
vailed for that class Of diseases wbch IL caim- To
ure, J. C. HUSS, VI ID.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-12-18

Dr. J. Dayis, Of MiIltown, Ala. writes; ~liaye
used Bfadhclds Regulator exiensiTeiyin nv pric-
,ice with entire success. II II Is not spefiac q
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1884-12-18
CARPETS. STOVES. 4e.

FURNITURE, MATTRES ES,M
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stIeet and % Governor street. W brDti
street Factory ana Upholstery Room: ~ % "a
north Fifteenth street. no 3b-tm
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yxr,nr AND ABSOLUTE SUCCESS.

Major John c. whtner. OF Atlan,i, well AMI
fayorab,y known all over The United states as
General Insurance Agent. says; +" = nsei tn.
remedy before The war on a large plantation IN
erest number 81 cases, ai'oays nth absoiU's quo
cess-
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PERSONAL.

RIO WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:.
i have this day appointed e.. n. BURKE nv
AGENT TO CONDUCT the RETAIL GROCERY
ANDLIQUOR BUSINESS at No. Cos north sew.
and sell for cash only. JOS. W. BLANTON.
RICHMOND. etember 10. 1854. De l4-2w
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HEALTH IL WEALTH.
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ous ProstratiOl caused by the n-e OF alcohol ~
tobacco. WakefInes,. Mental Depression, Notien-
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10 misery. decay. and DEATH, Premature Old Age,
IOss OF Power in either lex. caused by Over-exer-
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chaser our written guarantee To refund the money
II the treatment does not effect 4 cure. tiulr1n-
tees issued only by JOHN g. WEST CO.,
s62 west Madison street,
au22-d&wly Chicago. III.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
NOTICE or rRE-rNp1IoN PROOF.


United states Land Office. Las Cruces. y.
". tr1u1ry litn lssL
Eotca Is hereby given that the following
nafrci settlers have filed u0tice Of their inten.
ZION 20 make Inal proof upon their respective
claims. hCfOrc the Probate Clerk OF lincoln
county, y. NJ. AZ Lincoln, y. NJ, on March 2.
1885. w:
JAHtS 2. powell, on presumption dcrla,a-
tory statement, No. ilj. for the y. O., y. W.
II and W . NE -. See. 81, Tow'pQ :, Il. p
Z. Witnesses ". NJ. Atkinson. 4. :. Trick.
j. y. George and C.. d. Bonney, all OF Lincoln
couuty. n. W..
ALRcRr :. FRICH, o. prescription dcclarn-
tory statement, No. 1883. for the T.. a. Y. T.. q,
:. T.. - y. =. IL and n. L. II 8. Z. III. Sec. %.
Tow'p o s, Il. 2j T.. wits W. NJ. Atkinson, G. ID.
3onncv. i. q. Powell ana !. y. George. ali Of
Lincoln county. n. NJ.
Joseph ~ tORir. on prC-elnptiOn deciHra-
tory statement. 80. 49,, Tor the Il. p y. ETA
\. i. II S. u. IA sec. p, and S. W. II n. ".
l., sec. 20, Towp 80, Il p r. Witnesses :
g 7. Davis. A.. 5. Prick, =. T.. Powell and w.
NJ. Atkinson, al of Lincoln county. y. VI.
.NihHlAN VI. ATKINSON, on prescription de-
ciuratory statement. No. i135 for the Lot 3.
aud :. g y. ". II and y, w. IL :. w. r see.
>; Tow !. To- S. Il. % L. witnesses i. r.
Powell, y. :. Prick. j. y, George and W. II
Guyse, all OF Lincoln county. y. NJ.
GEO. -. BOWMAN, Rculstrr.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
APPLICATION FOR PATENT.
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE. /
as Cruces. y. NJ Jan. 1911. 1881. {

Notice is hcrobv oiyep th.tJ + Sinh
.rornn, in f.c, IN tEn Vnra C-,1 nv
soiiinf.d cali ,nd Sil,.,r Ni,i"r IA
,yInSn nnst ndicc ,,Gjrc.. is Wh;ta7 rL0.'
Nn,y Nrsv,cn bas his d.v fIoJ anriicntion
Far , no,ent fnr fva ,cr,sn f ,rn'imJ fnr -,
;, -, ri,., rl.ich, - ,rlr, i,,or,G Mn fo "
thn r,!.ru.tion If the ore of Tho V.r, C-nz
n,;nc said sit. bring known os tLr Tarn
tIny Min site sitnaIcd in Vn~ot miri1%
disfrirt cnnnIv Of lincoln ana Territn,II
nf N1nw Nnyiro and dn.ignated nv H.
feId notes AMI %0ticiaI niot on fIn in III
nnicn os survey MN, 'er 400 in townSbin =
9 If ranga IA + of NJ nrir moridiaPr
said survey. No, 429. being as follows To-
wiz. "
Bcuinnin0 ot Cor. No I Oocotion If
: " ind hep oar ! a granite stone i8v9va
j.,hce sci one foot in 1r1und Win trench
.',# ..,urd IF ngrih mortnd 100 frnm
,..I,n tIn w COR "f he Vcr3 iGiT
.,.ro .nryev No III hears n 1G d.rrons
~ minutcs i. 7679 5frrt distant and r
S. locating No + NoGol dis.
tr;ct lJeNctt's monnnenD hears n IG r.
grnrs * miuutrs r GS57 fnat di.tnnt D..
Thence f. 46G : feet IN cnrnnr No D 81,
gruy sandstone 22N12y5 inches. set linen.
RS in Ground with trench and rnouud of
earth. marked 2-429 Thence : I6G ;
feet to Cor No 2 n o,nv o,,oftlita
16x1oy4 inches. SET one fool in ~round
with trench and mound Of Garth. markell
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The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02

"Well, you are asmart Aleck,'
said the boy. "Why don't they
live with their folks That is good.
Do you suppose these old people
would go to a charitable home il
they had one of their own. They
have outlived relatives and friends
who take care Of them, and 90 to
the home. where kind hearted stran-
gers make the last days of their
lives as happy as possible, and they
depend upon what they can get
from people who have hearts, to
pay the expenses, and it is not Of
tcu that any person with a soul
kicks ut a little contribution to-
wards banking mp the stomachs of
the old people who have been pio-
neers when the country was new.
MANY of these old people, whom
YOU find fault with for being poor.
were rich and respected when Won
were poor. and ignorant. and it is
possible You may be closed out by
your creditors some day and have
to 90 to a poor house, and then
you can appreciate it when some
other blasted sklnfint refuses to
contribute to your support. But
YOU will net be troubled any more
by people calling for aid, for | shall
have a sign painted and nailed up
ON the corner saying there is no use
Of any person in need of aid to
keep them from want and suffering
calling on you, foryou are down on
poor people and consider them
dead beats. and that you will kick
any person ont doors who comes in
asking for anything, and that you
growl and grumble more over Civ
ing away a nickle than some peo-
pie would in giving five dollars. |
Will fix Won so YOU al enjoy a
pleasant life. Let me take that
box v and a paint pot a mitutc,
please"
Ono YOU don't" said the gro
Gerry man, pale with shame and
excitement. "You don't put up
no sign. What | sad about civ
ing TO the poor was SAID in a mo
ment Of passion, when I had a hot
box, but you have shown me what
a blasted fool | am, and hereafter
| will give freely to anybody that
comes. Great Caesar, | wouldn't
have such Il sign put up for Il thou
sand dollars. 1t would ruin my
business"
well, don't ever say anything
again about charity, that you would
be ashamed 70 see in print" and
the bad boy went out whistleing,
THE Dotlet on the Eagle"
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
IN eminent example of American
Enterprise, Energy and Perse
Verauce.

In the hands of young men this
great system has been so carefully
managed that It has earned a repu-
tatlon second to none for convent.
ence' safety and the Injuries of
travel, 1t is fast becoming the
popular route for transcontinentaJ
travel, in connection with the
Southern Pacific railroad.
1t has opened up an almost un
limited field for pioneer enterprise
in the far West. No other rail.
road a carry a mar, who is seek.
ing his fortune, TO golden opportu
mites such as are open along a
thousand miles Of this great sys
tenn.
Special freight rates are given to
miners and immigrants.
For all the information you de-
sire write 10
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
NOTICE OF PROOF.

Land Office at Las Cruces. =. NJ, January 10,
1885. '
Notice is hereby given that the following.
named ~Sttlcr has filed notice of his intention
10 make final proof in uppor Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before Pro.
bate tler& Lincoln County n Lincoln, y. II. on
March 9TH. 1884.
JAMES p. CONNER, on pre-empt'on dccIar-
atory statement. 80. G1S. for the \. g., :. =. il
ana F.. l., ;. W. Ii, Sec. -. Town. =. :. r.
II r.. He names the following Witnesses 10
prove his continuous residence upon, and cul-
t~ivatiou of, said land, viz Pat +. Garrett.
Frank Lesnet, Joshua Hale and }. VI. BruXcl,
all of Lincoln county. Mn.
II its
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02

NorIcE is hereby given. warnin
all persons from cutting timber or
trcSpassing on the premises now
held and claimed by me as coal
land, described as follows The n.
r ! Of $. W. I and the 5. 4. / OF
\. w Of Section 30, Township
g., South Of Range l3 East, Lincoln
County, N. NJ.
If. j. NJ. DAVIDSON.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
RTYSENEV7
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land once, Lo~ Cruces. Nm.

january. End. 1884
Notice rs hereby given tbat inc following
na-uel .tttltr hos tiled notice Of intention
4" make knal pruot IN support OF bis claim
lctltc thcDrputy Clerk ui fAC District Cont
~ his o0c go in the town Of Lincoln. Lincoln
Co.. y. NJ. on the lcth Jay OF February. 1894.
VIZ
CANoGoNUIo GNtFGo. on homestead. No. a
for TIE s.. T.. It ). g.. II. section No. -. town.
siHu H-outh. range 10 east. 4" nance the toll
loving wltucs ic~ TO prove his continuous resi-
d"Ic" upon, and cultivation OF. snil land. viz:
joe" Anstaclo Noutoya. Jesus Guuzalcs. Mar
IA uuo Chavez aud Guadalupe Cones. all OF
Lincoln Co., y. ".
is { 6 GEO. D.. BOWMAN. Rcri,trr
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Spring Rancho

LINCOLN COUNTY, NEW MEXICO
Horse Brand, Sc" on right hIp.
Address Charles Fritz. Lin
coin, Lincoln Co., n. N.
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The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
DISSOLUTION

THE co-partnorShip between S. 4.
johnson and b. f. Henry, under Tia, ua,.e
of B. F. Henry & Co., is this day disco, =
ed by mutual consent, Mr.. johnson ret =
ing. Benz. F, Henry continues the bust
ness, pays all debts and collects all ac-
counts due the firm.
BENZ. F. HENRY,
S. A. JOHNSON.
Penasco, n, NJ, Jan. 9th. 1884.
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1884-02-02
THE BAD BOY.
From PEcR's suN.

stopped on the doorstep outside
the grocery to 60 down in his pis-
tol pocket for a little change for a
tramp that had come out of the
grocery just ahead of the grocery
mans boot. Come right in, and
don't stand there talking with such
cattle" and the groccrvmau looked
rs md as though he had lett tie
spigot of tina moias.c> barrel run
ming.
WHAT the matter wit .oa -
sold the bad boy rs he watch I'd thr
tramp 20 into a aacry and come
out with a loaf OF bread. and 70
off chewing the end of it rs tho
it was the sweetest morsel a white
man ever put a tooth into, and the
smile the tramp showed ON one
side of the bread as ne saluted the
bad boy through the window was
worth Il dollar to fhe boy. You
seem to have got out Of the wrong
end Of the bed this Forming. What
ails youI'
80, the tramps, and bcggars,
and subscriptions, AID games to
beat an lonest man ont of his hard
earned money said the grocery
lhan, as he threw Il hatchct on the
floor with which he had been split
ting up a box, and kicked "A mar
ket basket across the ROOM
There is not a day but some one
comes in here after money. Why
dou't those tramps go to work =
Why don't people that haven't any
money 90 to the pocr housel Why
Cont lex people go to the hospi-
tai Condemn 1t, have had peo-
pie come in here for help tor the
old ladias' home, and to sell ball
tickets to help people that have
been sand-baggod, till | hopeI may
never see another person asking
1or help as long as | live
And you never would see an
other person asking for help, or
coming to buy any Of your old de-
cayed groceries, if they knew what
KIND OF a hard-hearted old pirate
you was. Why, blast your old
vinegar countenanCe, you haven't
got a heart bigger than a mustard
seed" said the boy, as he picked
up the Ratchet for fear the grocery
man would split INN for kindling
WOOD:
! es | have, sad the groce-
ryman' and Ehe appeared a little
ashamed OF VIVA he sad. "My
heart IS al right but they play 1t
on me Inc other day | gave a
tramp hNe cents 70 ouy bread, ana
he went and bought a glass Of beer
at a free lunch Place. That made
me MAD;
'"eI' or2a'' pam drv biead,is
pretty iaH eating. How would
you IKE 10 g. cut on the sidewalk
and $naW " dinner oil Il loaf ofd rY
bread; Inc tramp Knew his bust
ness ne could 60 to a SaI"on with
that hlcNIe ana .oHy a glass OF beer
as though ne had Il buShel OF mo-
heY' ana winnie Ie was drinking 1t
could 2" 10 the lunch counter
ana get usage amt rye bread,
ana he&n cheese ANA it'Gr' ana cold
nam al i9r N|'ni''2. II }"n hao
Il nIckIe lei, and uaj q lHij
SIZED stomach, perfectly empty.
winch would you 90, staHd out on
a cold corner and chew bread, with
water ueartr than the lake, or
would you 60 INTO NEE warm ga
loon, buy a glass OF beer, and have
a Big dinner thrown III Tor a chro-
MOI by gosh, you would 60 to
the saloon ana You would make
me lunch counter look SICK. No
BODY else Keeps Il warm place for
tranPS TO eat iree lunches by buy
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-10-25
THE RING CANDIDATE.

Mr. Boatner has been charged by
the King men with being the ring
candidate, and much Of the oppo-
sition to him is based on that
ground. The TINES is not posted
thoroughly in other parishes, but
if the King men in the district are
as vigorous in Imagination as many
of them in this parish are, there Is
nothing surprising in the assertion.
Facts are merely incidents in the
politics of the leading King men in
this parish, and they are not essen
tial to the starting of report. Not
a solitary fact is given in support
of the statement that Mr.. Boatner
is supported by the ring, and the
reason for this is, that there are no
facts to be given in support Of such
a charge. The ring or the admin
istration, which, is what is meant
by the ring, as far as can be dis
covered has been entirely neutral
in this matter but the King men,
and the King papers chirp on, just
as persistently as if the admins
tration really was supporting Mr..
BQatner, and they knew it to be a
fact. Mr.. Boatner is supported by
brains, and Mr.. King by gas, that's
the whole secret. Don't give it
away.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-10-25
How to F0retell Weather.

The Farmers Club of the
American Institute has issued the
following rules for foretelling the
weather. If farmers and others
whose business is out of doors and
depend upon the weather, will
study them closely, they will be
able to guess the weather more &C
curately than Virgins or Vennor !:
1. When the temperature falls
suddenly there is storm forming
south of you.
2. When the temperature rises
suddenly there is a storm forming
north of you.
3. The wind always blows from
a region of fair weather toward a
region where a storm is forming.
4. Cirrus clouds always move
from a region where a storm is in
progress toward a region of fair
weather.
5. Cumulous clouds always
move from a region where a storm
is forming.
6. When cirrus clouds are NOV
ing rapidly from the north or
northeast there will be rain inside
of twenty -four hours, no matter
how cold it is.
7. When cirrus clouds are NOV
ing rapidly from the south or
southeast there will be a cold hail
storm on the morrow, if it be in
Summer, and if it be in Winter,
there will be a snow-storm.
s. The wind always blows in a
circle around a storm, and when it
blows from the north the heaviest
rain is east of you; if it blows
from the south the heaviest rain
is west of you; if it blows from
the east the heaviest rain is south.
9. The wind never blows unless
rain or snow is falling within 1, 600
miles of you.
10. Whenever heavy, white frost
occurs, a storm is forming within
1 900 miles north or northwest OF
you.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-10-25
4 Sly Doctor.

A physician of Brighton, Eng
land, hit upon an ingenius method
of making himself popular with the
middle-aged ladies who visit that
watering place. Until his idea
took possession of him, and he car
ried it out, he trudged on foot 10
his patients, who generally resided
in the back streets in the billy part
of Brighton, but now he drives
one of the best broughams
seen along the Kings road.
This eminent physician an
nounced that he had made a pro-
found study of the effects of tight
lacing, and the conclusion he had
arrived at was that for middle aged
ladies, especially under his treat.
ment, tight lacing is positively
beneficial both to the health and
the complexion. He is now the
fashionable physician on the south
coast.-States.