The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1884-05-22
MISCELLANEOUS.


"A Leroy (O.) hog has beaten tbs
world by fasting 1917 days st time. -
Cgereland LeGeter.
q "A man at Oconae, Ga, who OBJ
tanned judgement for twelve hundred
dollars in lawsuit, had just seventy
five dollars left after settling with his
lawyers.
DIR. Berry, of Lagrange. KY, has
received, by the award of jury, what
is considered the largest DOCTORS fee
ever paid in Kentucky, 81, 800. 1t was
paid for attendance on q wealthy old
maid.
"A New York letter gives this bit of
fashion news: Women no longer paint
and powder to excess. A man may
walk from one end of Fifth Avenue to
the other without seeing a single face
that is artiicially Illuminated. The
reign of artificial color is over"
Rowland Jones, aged sixty-nine, Of
Rochester, N. Y, committed suicide
the other day by jumping from the
Central avenue bridge into the Genesce
River. The body went down the river
and over the falls made famous by Sam
Pateh's last leap. Financial troubles
were the cause of the rash act.
Joseph Newman, of San Fran
cisco, claims that in 1870 he presented
to the United States Senate an Ameri-
can flag twenty feet by thirty-six feet,
made by himself out of California
silk, the first flag ever manufactured of
American grown silk, and he has sent
letter to Senator Miller asking what
has become of Chicago Herald.
"A ranchman down in New Mexico
tackled this note on the cover of his Sc
curely-locked we'll: Sowing to the dis
organized state of affairs in the terri
tory, and the lawlessness prevalent
everywhere, all parties are positively
forbidden to camp on the ranch or
take any water from this well. No
questions answered, utshoot on sight. !"
-Ismail Pasba, the dethroned Khe-
dive of Egypt. says: 1.-THE days of the
Turk are numbered in moral, material
and martial power. The great event
of the near future is the coming Arab
nationality. Where viii it be initiated?
AT Mecca. Who will supplant the
Sultan at Constantinople? Germany,
80 Austria. Russia will never come again
as near to the Golden Horn as she did a
few years ago"
I'm the new School of Medicine now
being erected in Paris it is proposed to
keep registry of all the legally
recognized physicians throughout the
world. A preliminary investigation
has shown that such list would COM
prise about $4,000 names-65, 900 in
the United States, 26, 900 in France,
$4,000 in Germany and Austria, s., 600
In Great Britain and colonies, 10, 900 in
Italy, 5000 in Spain.
William Penn and Thomas Story.
travelling together in Virginia in the
arte-reyolutionary days, were caught
in q shower of rain, and unceremOni-
ouSly sheltered themselves from it in q
tobacco warehouse, the owner of which
happening to be in, thus accosted them:
You have great deal of impudence
to trespass on my premises. You enter
without leave. Do you know who
am?" To which was answered: ''No. :"
Why, then, / would have you to know
that | am q justice of the peace. 2"
Thomas Story replied: my friend here
makes such things as thou art-he ID
the Governor of Pennsylvania.
"A member of an engineering party
down on the Rio Grande, below Santa
Fe, writes that while going from Albu-
querque to Socorro they often had to
walk along the line of the railroad for
distance of ten miles, picking up
splinters, bits of bark, and chips
dropped while laying the ties. in order
TO get wood enough to build q fire. A
very large section of country there is
absolutely destitute of wood of any
kind. Finding whole tie that had
been overlooked, they tied it onto q
donkey and carried it along and used
1t more sparingly than water, which was
also scarce. = Chicago Inter ocean.
An amusing incident occurred re.
Gently in a school house in Saco, Me,
A lad of nine years, the son of lum.
herman living a considerable distance
from the town became pupil in the
school. As is usual in all schools. the
larger and older boys began to chat
him, and among other things told him
that he was too fresh and had better
dip himself in pork barrel.'' The
& bewildered lad, Immediately upon ar
irving home, disappeared into the eel
lar, and when found two hours after.
ward was industriously engaged in
washing his clothes in the brine of hi,
fathers pork barrel. Boston Trans.
calpt.
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