The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1884-03-06
MISCELLANEOUS.

"A true saying: s'When 7 did well,
heard it never; when did i'll, heard
it eyer. IN. 7. Herald.
The new German Theater in Berlin
has put upon its play-bills in large let
tiers: Ladies are requested to take of
their bonnets."
"A young man of lredell, Tex. wait
ing impatiently for letter from his
sweetheart, received an invitation to
attend her wedding.
Fifty millions of people in this
country use, on an average, five matches
per day. This makes S75, 900 day
for matches, or S27, $780, 900 year.
-"Your father is entirely bald now,
isn't he?' said an Austin man to the
son of 8 millionaire. Yes replied
the youth, sadly, ''Tm the only heir he
has left. "-IeIas Sifti1ags
DR.. Bliss has over 1000 letters re-
ceived by him during the eighty days
he had charge of the wounded Garfield.
all of them bringing suggestions and
some of them bearing threats of vio-
lence-N 7. Tribune.
The shrinkage of Tulare Lake, Cal,
uncovered q prehistoric settlement,
stone buildings, traces of canals, once
bordered with trees, and other evil
dences of occupation by an unknown
race, being clearly defined as the water
subsidized.
Miss Emma Hockwalt, of DAYTON,
died while dressing for her brothers.
wedding The news reached the bridal
party while they were waiting her ar
rival in church. The marriage cere-
mony was pronounced, but amid tears.
-CIereiaad Herald.
"A singular and distressing accident
befell a New Yorker who sprained his
leg by falling recently. By the advice
of a friend he rubbed it with turpentine,
but unfortunately held the injured limb
over stove, and the fire set the oil
ablaze Immediately The leg was
burned to erisp.-N. T. Tribune
DIR. Mortimer Granville. of London,
says that the man who thinks he has
caught cold should take large pinch
of pungent snuff, like the rapee or fine
Scotch, and wrap his coat around him,
while he has big fit of sneezing.
This, he says, is natures remedy for
chill.
"A New York detective has plain
gold ring that has, in the past two
years, been used to perform 185 mar
rage ceremonies. 1t is used at the Of
flee of the Commissioners of Emigrants,
and is loaned to the groom while the
priest or minister performs the service,
and is then returned to its owner.-N.
I. Times.
M1e1 Act
homeless children to the South and
West in the last few years, at an ex-
pense of nearly $4,000. The reports
show that in an immense majority of
the cases the transfer of the children
to new surroundings has resulted in
great good to them, and to the satisfac-
ton OF the families to which they were
sent. Y. Tribune. Il
Mrs. E. w. Avery, of Laconia, N.
H., has in her possession a half-dozen
chairs that were brought to this country
by John Hancock, who signed the Dec
laration of independence. They were
purchased by Mrs. Avery's father in
Boston, where they were formerly used
by Hancock in his house on Beacon
Street.-Bostoa Post.
The other day q Vernon farmer,
while feeding his cattle, left one of a
pair mittens near heifer for a few
minutes. When he returned It had
been partly consumed by the animal.
The farmer undertook to get posses
sion of the rapidly disappearing mitten,
when the animal snatched the other
from his hand and swallowed BOTH
Rome On. " Sentinel.
"A singular fire occurred the other
aftern bon at the New Jersey Chemical
Works, on the Communipaw shore, in
Jersey City. The high wind drove the
tide upon the coast, and the lower part
of the chemical works was flooded.
The lime in hundred barrels stand
ing in one of the cellars was flooded
and ignited by the water The flames
had done $4,000 damage before they
were extinguished.