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Delta chief., 1884-11-19

orr of total vote Of about I,OID east in
Colorado Springs, which prides itself OH being
a prohibition town. st. John, whom IL would
be paiurnl to suppose should poll heavy
vote in such eommuniiy, received hut 62
votes. To cap the climax OF Inconsistency,
the poor creature was burned in ciigy on the
principal s,eet Of the city. Consistency, thou
art "a level
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

publican by majority of four. And this re-
minds MS that the senate will pass upon the
presidents appointments. Here is a crumb
Of comfort for the office holding gentlemen
who are now framing their designations,
That majority Of four may prevent Demo.
cratic president from having il all his own
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

G. SrM NICHOLS, late of the Tin Cup Nia-
er. has leased the maiesial of the defunot
GuDnison Sun, and will soon commence the
publication of n weekly at that point, to be
called the RepaJiioaB
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

THE Washington monument has reached
greater height than any other structure Of
kind in the world-being over $50 feet above
the base floor. II will be finished in time tor
its dedication on the 22d Of next February
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

THE Denver Inter. Ocean has climbed the
golden stairs. The Gredt Wed Inns followed.
and we predict another Denver weekly will
will not be far behind them. Denver is not
a good place for weeklies
Delta chief., 1884-11-19
Asln,intstrnsor's A Notice.

Estate of Brice II. Drake, deceased.
The undersigned having been appointed ad-
ministrator OF the estate OF Bricc Il. Drake. late
Of the county of Delta and State of Colorado
deceased, hereby gives notice that he will appear
before the County Court of Delta county, at the
Court House in Delta. at the November Term on
the iirst day thereof. being the 2ith day of No
vcmbcr, A. ID. 1881, at which time all persons
having claims against said estate notified and
requested To attend for the purpose of having the
same adjusted. All persons indebted to said es-
tate arr requested to make immediate payment
to the undersigned.
". q. STEPHENS. Administrator
First publication October ~, 1881.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

THE charters of 12i National Banks, with
nn aggregate capital of Sls9, ,0oo, ,o00, viii ex-
pire in 1885. These constitute over one-third
the number of National banks in the United
States
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

1t is reported that Sara Bernharlt's illness
causes more general interest in Paris than the
war with China, or the increase of taxation.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

THE total valuation of State property for
this year amounts to SllJ,6.5, OH 81, an in
crease of s., cocoon over last year.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

Ex-Governor Bishop. of Ohio, once a man
of large wealth, is now engaged in selling ci-
gars by sample to retail dealers.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

cision against the consttutionality of the
prohibitorp law.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

"God reigns aud the government at Wash
ington still lives" Democrats or Republic
cans, it still lives, and will continue to live
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

THE next Legislature of Colorado will con-
sist Of 80 republicans and % democrats, which
insures the election of republican United
States senator To succeed Senator \. p. I'LL
Delta chief., 1884-11-19
Notice for Publication.

LAND OFFICE AT GuNNIsoS. CoLo,.
October -, 1854.
Notice is hereby given that the following named
settler has fled notice of his intention 10 make
final proof in support of his claim and that said
proof will be made before A. X. King. county
judge, at Delta, Colorado, November 70 1851 viz:
l.eaper gill, u. s No. SSl, Ute Series for the
81 OF mel. Is, and 81 of nw,. sec Il, town.
10 SOUTH range a5 west 9th principal meridian.
lie names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation %,
said land. via: W. q. stephens, Henry Fadel,
Thomas Griffith and W. l.. Marcy. all of Delta,
Colo. JOHN J. THOMAS Register.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

Quit-claim deeis, chattel mortgage deeds
warranty deeds, powers OF attorney and lease
for sale at the office of THE CHIEF.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

Hunters! If you want a first-class gun
call at McGranahan Bros.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19

THE Clarendon Hotel, at Aspen, was burn
last Saturday night. Loss estimated at about
Delta chief., 1884-11-19
Notice for Publication.
LAND orricE At GuNSisoS. CoLo.,

November Is, lssi.
Notice Is hereby given that the following named
setter has filed notice of his intention to make
it0l proof in support of his claim. and that said
proof will be made before T. l.. Kellogg. clerk of
district court, at Delta, Colo. on January =, lss
viz: John Roberts, u. $. ~ Ute Series for the
u ne u and y NV a sec. IL, town. 81 north, Of
range 10 west n. NJ. NJ.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation of,
said land. viz. Henry Hammond, X. II, Hamil-
ton William Thomas and l.. NJ. Chase, all OF Del
Ia, Colo. JOHN ]. THOMAS, Register.
Delta chief., 1884-11-19
CLEVELAND is President-elect.

THE melancholy days have come, the sad
dest of the year.
, 1884-07-08

l"hsnlhplOn NhplIaLI
I learn that Mr.. Dana's income from his
paper is not only prlncely. but that it is ex,
cce!ei only by that Of Mr.. Bennett. When
Mr.. Dana took hold of The Sun he made q
contract with the trustees to edit the paper
at n salary of $4,000 a year. He had then
some twenty shares in the paper. Said he:
"Now il the profits of the paper are large, 1
think l ought to rave an interest in u EN-
outside Of MY salary, and 1 propose that ali
dividends above 25 per cent. shall be divided,
am that / nave half" The stockhol lers, to
whom a dividend OF rs per cent. seemed not
only very large, but very improbable, said
"Why. OF course, if we declare any dividend
over % per cent you shall have one.ha f.
"Will you make a contract to that effect for
ten yearsf' said Mr.. Dana. The stockholders
agreed and the contracts were made.
Within two years the paper paid over 90
per cent, and for n number of years has not
paid less than so. The ten-yea contract ex-
pired a year or two ago and it was removed,
with this change, That Mr.. Dana gets one
half Of all the dividends over 40 per cent. /
hear, on the best authority, that Mr.. Dana's
share last year, including his salary, was
$2U7,00O.
, 1884-07-08
THE SPICE OF LIFE.
Wit and Hunor from the Funny Men
of the Press.
Stories, Anecdotes, Happenings and
squIbs-A Variety OF Selections
from the Newspapers
at Large.


~
Congressman Warner, of Tennessee, Is a
fne constitutional lawyer, and also, occa-
I2nally, is a hIe slumberer. Last session 1t
was his custom. when weary, to put his feet
up on his desk, swing himself lack In his
chnir, and nod or into the happy land Of
dreams. One day while induls ing in his IA
yorite habit be began to snore.
Congressman Warmers snore is a fine,
large. able bodied snore. 1t Is exquisite In
Its resonant music. an it breaks Off in its
sweetest places into a delicious snort. 1t
pursues its sad avocation in u hum
drum sort of way when Mr.. Warner is en-
sc"nced in the privacy of his bedroom, but
on this occasion the suore saw that
it was in distinguished company,
amt 1t bumped itself for the greatest
snort of his life. 1t scared up to high c,
and then it sank down to low @. II INDUCED
in a profusion Of grace notes, then it walled
like the flute that the amateur tackles in the
Silly hours OF night. Pretty soon the snore
began to make itself felt, also heard, and the
members forgot themselves under the witch
Ing influence OF its melody. The snore noticed
this anu redoubled its efforts, and as It in
creased IN volume it caught tho speakers
ear. Ar. Keifer raped with tho gavel and
said:
NIhe gentlemen from Tennessee Is out of
order, and To be recognized he must offer his
resolution to a ijIurn while standing"
Congressman Dibrell, one OF Mr.. Warmers
colleagues, taking in the situation, shook tue
snoring statesman aud said:
-Dick, what in tue world are you doingf
You have gotten the houss In a terrible con-
fusion, an Keller thinks you nave made a
motion To adjourn"
What" CALCULATED Mr.. Warner, rubbing
bis eyeS Why, 1 was only studying tine
constitution"
, 1884-07-08
The "Eoautlrar story,n Revised.

Evansville August
Julius Augustus Lovejoy was a merchant
on Main street He was young, ambitious
and enterprising, but fortune went against
him, ami ono cruel day tie cashier of the
bank refused to let him overdraw his account
and LIE kew that ruin stared him In tho
face.
Sadly be wen ed his way home.
AN Q ica," he said to his BEAUTIFUL young
fe, ".he end has GOMEZ am ruined"
Then he toll her The history of his mis-
fortunes.
20 my dnrlirg," she murmured, "be not
so sad. Though the coud of troubles is black
as ink can SHOW you a silver lining"
"YouP
Il! Listen. Seven years ago, before i
married you, l read Il beautiful story of u
Young wife saving every cent she could un-
known to her husband, aud when the hour Of
ueei came she was to him q salvation"
And youf"
"And | resolved to dc the same thing.
Night after night l have taken unconscious
dimes aud nickels from your pocket Some
times a ST. ay dollar founI its way into my
savings until at last l."
"You have saved me-the dimes and
nickels mounted into scores of dollars, tue
scores into hundredsi Is-e it all"
Eve huudreI uni ten dol,arsI"
YOU ANGEL"
"And now, Julius, in all your SORROWS what
IL joy it must be to you to think that"
At isl 1t Isl"
"rhut you need not trouble about your
wife's clothing. For tbs very day L bought
a lace shawl. a silk dress, and a spring hat,
and l shan'r want anything more for a
montr."
Julius wont
, 1884-07-08

lLSOGhldul SONIlGI.l
There was a social gathering at a Rock
land house the other evening, and among
those present was n young man from Boston.
who had come down for a sea son to rest MS
intellect, and during the evening he corral, d
n pretty girl in one corner of tine room, au 1
laid himself out to talk her dizzy, and i'm
press her with a becoming seusS of his su-
perior style. He ratified along for an hour
or two about himself, the girl now an then
improving a chance TO put i'll a monosyl able,
aud the young man thought sue was getting
tolerably awed, when the father bore down
On the pair and apxinusly exclaimed:
"See here, Maria, you must be careful
you really must r .member that you've b EN-
sick for a fortnight, and the doctor said if
yon came here tonight you must make no
effort at all-you must keep your head
rested"
"Pa, dear" returned the pretty girl, de-
murely, don't worry. l am not exerting
myself at all. 1 have been talking with Mr..
Beacon. My head feels nicely rested"
And the young man from Boston soon nfter
excused himse (, anil went upstairs Into q
dark room, and leaned his heal against Q
window pane and tried to think.
, 1884-07-08

Chicago Herald "Train Talk"
ayes, our national banking system is all
right, that's one consolation remarked an
I'D farmer who WINS going into town to see
bow the bank that held his deposits was
getting along, as he had heard of another
panic; but there is just one improvement !
would make. and that would 10 n very sim
Pile one" "What is thatf Larger per cent
Of reserves in excess OF liabllitiesfn "No, |
don't know nothin' about reserves and per
cents. But If they'd let me make tie bank.
ing laws I'd have a scaffoll put up in front
Of every bank. Then III risk my money in
any of EN-" "But what's the scufTold gooi
fort To put painters at work on so people
would be afraid to make a run on the bank
for fear of having paint spillsd on 'cmf7
"Paimt, nuthinsl n calculated the old farmer,
warmly; ITO hang the president on il ever
lie uses the banks funds to specerlate with. u
, 1884-07-08

Mrs, Mary A. Daley, of Tunkhannock,
Pa, was afflicted for six years with asthma
and bronchitis, during which time the
best physicians could give no relief,
Her life was despaited Of uatil in last Dc
tober she procured a bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery, when immediate relief
was felt, and by continuing its use for a
short time she was completely cured, gain
ing in flesh so lbs. in a few months.
Free trial bottles of this certain cure Of
all throat and lung diseases at Gray Il
Pearse's drug store. Large bottles 81. 90.
, 1884-07-08

There is a story current of a quartermastsr
at a frontier reservation post who, after
many ~fruitless applications for additional
food for the Indians ct tine agency. at last
put in a reqnisition for a Gatlins gun. The
commanding officer forwarded the applica-
tion with this Endorsement: AIN my opinion
the Indians at this agency are Starving to
death, and l recommend that a Calling gun
be sent to compel them to starye p~eaceably."
The gun was sent, so the story goes, and the
Indians are now starving quietly.
, 1884-07-08
The Democratic Leader.
TUESDAY, JULY 8, 1884.


The Country Editors Trial.
Stay. foreman, stay thy ruthless speed
At task OF type arranging,
For at this moment there is need
OF multiarious changing
Turn all the brazen column-rules,
Take out the head and drape 'er,
With signs OF woe-thaI prince OF fools.
Old Sneakley's stopped his paper!
stay. pressman, In thy busy flight.
And heed this admOuition
Thy labors art abridged tonight
We'll run a small edition
And join. % comrades, In our tears
AT this untimely caper,
BY which W. lose the fruit OF years,
Since ~sneakley's stopped his paper.
-ph1uoo Netus
, 1884-07-08

An old woman named Gordon, in the north
Of Scotlan was listening to the account
given in Scripture OF S Ilomon's glory, which
was read tn her by n iittls female grand
caild. When the little girl came to tell Of
the thousand camels which formed part OF
the Jewish sover,ign's live STOCK, "WhatI'
crieI the oil woman, a thousand Camubells,
say yeI The Cnmpbells are an aud clan,
SIRE eneuch; but look an ys dinnn SEQ the
q .TYiuls- too"
, 1884-07-08

Al persons are hereby informed that
the partnership heretofore existing be-
tween Howard Ualyerson and Thomas
McDermott, MS saloon keepers. under the
firm name Of Halyersep X McDsrmott,
has this day dissolved. All debts viii be
received and liabilities discharged by
Thomas McDermott, who continues the
business. Howard HALvERsoN,
THOMAS MCDERMoTr.
, 1884-07-08

lbOSton GlpDo-
Old Mr.. L, one Of the best OF men. Is an
invalid, but always maintains, despite his
sufferings, a cheerful exterior.
"How do you feel to-day, sir1' queried a
frien :, recently.
"Fm feeling very poorly, thank God" he
answered., c%heerfuliy.
"Why is thati" asked the friend In aston
isbmeut; "you are suffering. and yet you
thank God"
anybody can thank God when he is feel
ing we'll" was the reply.
, 1884-07-08

tBost n Gaz tie. |

[Bost II Gaz tie.
Fipps, who has been lunching with a friend
upon frogs legs: Everything you see is II
some use in this world, even the frog. Fr.end,
who is disputatious: l don't agree with you.
OF what use is the musquito to US. Fipps:
All, my dear fellow, you take n wrong view
of things. Just think how useful we are to
the mosouit,L
, 1884-07-08
An Editor, scheme.

ILDuIsVIIIe ArBus.J
We have struck "A new scheme. On the
green shade we wear over our eyes when
reading proof or grinding out copy we have
printed, al am busy" When a man that we
don't care to talk to comes in we stoop still
lower over the desk so that he can see 1t aud
take the hint, but when the other kind of a
man, a good jovial fellow, comes in, we push
tue shade up over our bald spot where he
cam. read the legend, smile ~bsnigriantly at
him, and open the conversation by asking
MIN for a cigar.
, 1884-07-08
Every Smoker should try Little

When the housewife appreciates that
variety is quite as much the spice Of life
in a physical sense as ina mental one, and
that consequently her husband will be
better prepared to work successfully, and
her children more BEAUTIFULLY nonrished,
nm attractive diversity of well prepared
food, our vigor az a people will Be in
creased, our capacity for effort enlarged,
our wealth augmented, and our progress
quickened." The above is from Mn,
Welch's preface to the department on
Cookery in Chamberlain's Household
Souvenir. Call at Hunt L. Whipple's
drug store and get a copy. free of charge.
, 1884-07-08

INoiristown Herald.
A young man sent 80 cents to a New YorE
advertiser to learn allow to make money
as, i" and was advised in reply to glue a 81
grtenhack to the bottom of his trunk. Hav.
ing neither greenbnck nor trunk, he Is still
unable to make money fa~
, 1884-07-08

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheuin. fever
sores, letter, chapel hands, chilblains,
eorns, and all skin eruptions, and positive
y cures piles or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give psrtect satiSfaciioD, OF
money refunded. Price % cents per box,
For sale by Gray & Pearse.
, 1884-07-08

(Philadelphia CALL
A COOL broGher down east, who was elo.
quent in social meetings. but whose educa.
ton was rather limitel, desired the Lord tc
shower down on the waiting congregation
the lie of Pasmos," supposing, no doubt, thai
the said "iIe' wss some unctuous fluid whicl
would hsvs y good effect upon moral dis
eases
, 1884-07-08

If you want work you can get it by
calling on c. H. BURTON, reliable EN-
ployment Agent, Sixteenth and Eddy
Strepts
, 1884-07-08

TERRITORY or WYOMING, /.
County Of Laramie,
I, Amasa Il Converse. President OF the above
named bank. do solemnly swear that the above
statement Is true TO the best OF my knowledge
aud belief.
ANAsN II. CONVERSE, President.
subscribed and sworn TO before me this
third day Of July, lssi.
GEORGE u. ABBOTT,
Notary Public
Correct, attest
A X. CONVERSELY
T. L. MAnRES' Directors
, 1884-07-08

The boss soda water only FIVE cents a
glass at Ellis, 29l Eddy street.
, 1884-07-08

Largest line of boots and shoes in the
city at jenkins & Ross.
, 1884-07-08

%,rwa.L New Toilet Articles
The largest stock in the city, at Rhodes &
Iroxell's.
, 1884-07-08

~. u. ~. II, ~, IL
made, at Rhodes 4 Troxel's,
, 1884-07-08

a.. IL. ~, IL ~. IL
The most popular brand of soap ever
made, at Rhodes & 1roxelrs.
, 1884-07-08

To most children the bare suggestion
ola dose of castor oil is nIuseating.
Why not, then, when physic is necessary
for the little ones, use Ayers Cathartic
Pills. They combine every essential and
I, valuable principle of a cathartic medi-
= cine, and being sugar-coated are easily
= taken.
, 1884-07-08

Fancy and white shirts very low at Po-
lacks.
, 1884-07-08

Fancy half hose, biggest assortment, at
Pohck's,
, 1884-07-08

NOht UhFs OUHit MI,
The new machines sold by Beckstead,
$40 Seventeenth street, are going off like
hot cakes. New Home or New Howe
for cash or easy monthly payments.
, 1884-07-08

TIvoLI- gangs beer always fresh.
TvoLI-Imported Rhine wines.
TIvoLI-Fresh ice cold beer.
-TIvoLI-Al the favorite lunches.
TIvoLI-Ice COLI beer always fresh.
TIvoE-Tbe popular beer hall.
TIvoLI-Coldest and best beer.
, 1884-07-08

Ellis keeps the boss soda water.
, 1884-07-08
Ga 1tS
GIG
CtG KS
RnIsht a " ntrrbury

We can't be undersold. 5000 cigars at
two for 5 cents. Rhodes 4 Troxell.
, 1884-07-08

10 hnIHht a W htrfbHTy
Have just received at their musical en-,
porium, 3l2 Ferguson street, a complete
line of elegant pianos and organs, Martin
and Bruno guitars, and Dobson banjos,
which they are selling at surprisingly low
figures and on very easy terms Give
them a call o and make a selection.
MRs. D. NJ. KING, Manager.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21

TNMAIA DIGNAN, THE ADMINIST RATRIN
II of the Estate of Dominick Dignln, de
ceased having filed her petition herein. duly
verified, praying for an order of sale az Ger
tain mines. interests in mines and mining
claims, and shares of stocks in mines. for the
purposes therein set forth, il is therefore or
dered by this Court that ali persons inter
ested inthe estate of said deceased be and
appear before this Court on the Third day of
November, 1884, at II O'Clock in the forenoon
Of said day, at the Courtroom of said Court. AT
the County Courthouse, in Salt Lake City
Utah Territory, 10 show cause why an order
should net be granted TO said administrators
to sell said mines, mining claims and inter
ests in mines, and shares of stocks in mines
and mining companies, either at public or
private sale: and that a copy Of this order be
published at least four successive weeks in
THE SALT LAKE DAILY HERALD, q newspaper
printed and published in said City and Ter
TitOry.
Judge.
Lated September 18th. 1881.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21

TERRITORY OF UTAH, -
COUNTY OF SALT LAKE.
I, join C. CUTLER. CLERK Of the Probate
Court in and for the County OF SAT- Lake, II
the Territory of Utah. do hereby certify that
the foregoing is full, true and correct copy
of order 10 show cause on sale OF mines. etc,
in the matter of the estate OF Dominiek
Dignan. as appears of record IN my once
In witness whereof. have hereuDto
set nv hand snd affixed the seal OF
rsEALl said Court, this Twenty ninth eay
Esptembe A. u. 1854.
John C. CUTLER,
Probate Clerk.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21
FULL DIPLOMA COURSES IN.
Literature, Music & Art.

Practical lessons given in Domestic Econ
omy and Cookery. Riding School in connec-
ton with the college. FORTY SCHOLARSHIPS
OF the value of from SIS to 800 annually
awarded by competition. eighteen of which
are open TO competition at the Septemb Der en-
trance Examinations. Terms per school year
Board. laundry and tuition. including
the whole English course, ancient and mod
EN- languages and caliSthenics, from $3.50 to
500: Music and Painting extra. Combined
rate psvuent one year in advance, including
with the above pisno and vocal music and
painting from $500 to 500. Junior Depart
ment Pupils admitted from the age OF 5
Special department for the training OF teach
ers: teachers registry in connection with the
College. Professional staff of English ana ID
European reputation. Liberal reduction 10
the daughters of clergvmen. For large Illus
trated circular. free, and further particulars
address.
RBV. f. III. ENGLISH, N. A, Principal,
He!lmuth Ladies' College,
London, Ont, Canada.
Next term opens September 18Th. 1884.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21

Order to show cause why Order OF Sale OF
Mines, Interests in Mines. Mining Claims
and Shares of Stocks in Mines, should
not be made.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21
LEGAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Court o. salt LoIe County,
Utah TERRITORY.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21

In the matter Of the Estate OF Dominica
Dignsn, deceased.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21

WHY WILL YOU COUGH WIEN l.tl
SbiIob's Cnre viii giYelrnmediate relief?
Price 10 cts. 50 cts. and 81 For sale ale at
A q Smith 4 COS Drug Store tll)
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Handsome and spacious buildings of brick
and stone standing in $50 acres of land, beau
tifully situated in a most healthy and promi-
nent locality on the banks of the River
Thames Four hours by rail from Niagara
east and west. The aim OF the founder OF
this college is to provide the highest intel
lectual and practically useful education. The
whole system is based upon the soundest
PROTESTANT principles as the only basis
for the right formation of character.
FRENCH is the language spoken in the Col
lege.
Music specially under the direction OF
". Waugh Lauder Gold MedaliSt, and pupil
of the celebrated Able List; and graduate OF
Leipsic Conservative, etc, etc.
PAISTING a speciality, under the director
ship of F. r. SeaTey. Artist OF European
schools of Art.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-10-21

"HACKMETACK" 4 lasting and fra
grant perfume. Price 25c:: ana Que: + or
Sale AT 4. G. Smith & Co.'S Ding Store
(13l