The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-09-20

Among the most blessed of all contriy
auces of nature is that which prevents
man from being disturbed by his owl
snoring.
a good Investment. One of our prnmi
nent business men SAID IT, us the other day
"ln the spring my wife got all run dow
and could not eat anything; passing Won
store saw a pile Of Hoods Sarsaparila il
the window. and got bottle: After she
had taken it week she had a rousing ap
petite, and did her everything. She took
three hotties. and 1t was the best three dol
lars ever invested. C. |. Hood & Co, Lo
we'll, Mass.
In Mexico it is the custom to kiss tn,
feet oi young ladies in saying adlru II
Chicago it is the custom to stumble eve
them.
va Keep this in mind. In the Dia
moni Dyes more cn!oring ia given than IL
any known dyes, and they give faster and
more brilliant colors. Zoe at all druggists
Wells, Richardson & Co. Burlington, Vt
Sample card, 80 eolors. and book Of drec
tions for &c stamp.
He that waits tor an opportunity to 90
much at once may breathe out his life II
idle wishes; and regret, in the last hour
his useless intentions and barren zeal.
ERUPTIONS. SORES, Pinples, Rheu
matism are but indicators of impure blood
Acker's Blood Elixer is the remedy, Solo
6v DR. Horn, LehlgAtoh, and w Biery
Weissport.
"A Chicago young woman has her hail
dyed to match her horse. The horse is he
roam, but there is difference between th,
best judges IN regard to her hair.
Sp,ains, lameu,ss, pains and stitches
weak back or disease of the spine will b.,
Immediately relieved on application of a
Hop Plaster over the affected pats. It's
penetrative power is wonderful. Warranted
to he the best.
Scientists cay that cholera never at
tacks the cigarette smoker. OF course
not. It leaVes him for the cigarette to
gather in.
Every farmer should at least have one
coanty paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, wh.ah contains all the latest 10
cal news. Only $l,O0 year.
They have been trying the electric
light at some Of The recent camp-meetings
but haYe discarded it. 1t makes too much
light.
"A Thorough Course OF Acker's Blood
Elixir will remove all tant from the
blood. 1t cures Scrofula, Ulcers, Bols and
PimPles Sold by C. T. Horn, Lehighton
and W Biery, Weisspurt.
A Boston girl never speaks of the
"nakcd truth" She refers to it as "trutt
diyested of apparel"
A mans domestic relationa don't both
er HIM half SO much as the relations Of hi
domestic.
-ELECTRICITY.-O OF all the know
Electro Galvauic Appliances at the presen
day it is now conceded bv the Medical Fra
ternity and Electricians generally, that tn
American Galvanic Co.'S Howard snIELD
are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrica
merits, as one shield or appliance can b
fitted to any part of the body, which is no
true of any other. See advertisement il
another column of tins Electric Ga
zefte.
Positive, ice cream; comparative, wed
ding eakei superalative, paragorie. That
the ticket.
The dolt who goes to sleep oyer his lei
sons is sometimes spoken of as a nappe
scholar.
HUNDREDS Write thev owe their III
and present good health to Acker's Englis
Remedy for Consumption, Coughs, Coldi
&c. Sold by c. T. Horn, Lehighton, an
W F Biery, Weissport.
1t is not altogether inappropriate tha
a man living on bluff should ave four
in-hand.
DR.. Graves Heart Regulator cures a
forms of heart disease, nervousness, an
sleepleseness.
1t seems funny to cay that person
homeslek when in reality they are ava
sick.
A Brooklyn girl recently cut her thir
set Of teeth. she cut them because the
didu't ft
-CRouP. WHooPISe CoueH, and eve
Asthma Immediately relieved by Acker
English Remedy. Sold under guarante
by DR.. Horn, Lehighton, and W F Biery
Weissport.
TO wish To do without our fellows an
to be under obligations to no one is sur
sign Of soul void Of sensiblity.
The parent who woHld train up
child IN the way be should 60, must 60 4
thS way he Wsald tiAiA up his shil1.