The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-02-03

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change, artizans out of work could
know at once where to apply for EN-.
as we'll as its conditions,
and 30 save time. II ever Paris |
breaks out again into revolution. the |
communist stratum who can hardly
nurse their wrath, will cry havoc and
let slip their dogs of war.
DR. Levan remarks, that We do not
know where hunger is situated; it is
considered. so say we all of us, to be
located in the stomach; then it ia
transmitted to,the brain by the SYM
pathetic nerves. A dog yelling from
hunger. will cease to cry. if water be
injected into its veins. The doctor
maintains that hunger or appetite is
re-established, not by indictments
but by ailments, and the number of
meals ought to be proportioned to the
congested condition of the stomach;
gin and quinine preparations. do not
establish appetite, but a natural treat
ment tor dyspepsia will.
Other scientific straight tip:" NJ.
6andras works wonders by bis hibcron,
o kind of feeding bottle. He places
in the bottle essence of turpentine or
OF condensed tar-Bishop Berkeley
eulogized the efficacy of tar-water;
when tbs bubbles rise, these are to be
inhaled from Is to 20 seconds during
q quarter OF an hour, and repeated
three or four times q day. The
remedy will be efectual in removing
oppression in breathing. sleepless-
ness, stopping coughs, and minister
ing to all diseased throat affections.
Abelard and Eloisa: M. Guesde was
sued by q young man named Fanon.
his neighbor, for boxing his ears, for
presuming to say his daughter had
written letters to him. Mdlls. was
present in court, q most beautiful
young lady, and swore she never
wrote to Fanon, still less, ever spoke
to him. Fanon replied that was au-
dacious. and read elegant extracts,
when the father rushed at him to
again warm his ears. The Judges
requested to see the letters; they were
written by young and partly edu-
Gated person, they were not in Mdlle.
Guesde's hand writing and she ia SUI
periorly educated; besides she could
never have solicited the loan OF
money, or to accept a rendezvous.
The judges could not solve the
enigma, when a school.Doy rose and
said, i: was he and a class.mate wrote
the letters to fool Fanon and obtain
money from him to buy sweets. An
explosion OF laughter followed, save
for Fanon, who was condemned to
five months imprisonment for SLAM
der.
Too fond OF the bottle; one Barbes,
a dealer in broken bottles, being
drunk, attacked a young girl who
fed to q neighbours house for safety
Barbes followed, armed with q pitch.
fork, and vowed be would do for ths
first person that came out; an unfor'
tunats peeped through the partly
| opened door, when his head was
Immediately transfixed by the fork,
and to make sure, couple OF bottles
of wine were broken on his face.
As moderns has been taking peep
into the English ambassy, Lord
Lyons is ranked as the ablest ambas.
sador OF the period, and at the same
time the most hospisable and the
| moot experienced. he lives at the
| rate OF half a million francs q year.
and his style approaches the royal; fn
his stables are twenty horses. It is
only his lordshio, and Prince Orlof,
| the Russian ambassador, that keeps
the ancient practice of sending every
morning q valet to invite the ambss-
sador to come and dine with them.
Lord Lyons has the finest wine cellar
| in Paris, and is Notwithstanding q
notorious water drinksr,
There is q contractor who ia
charged with the destruction of the
rats in all the public Offices; by new
process he succeeds in keeping down
the enemy, respecting whom the CRY
| is still they come-from outside-they
seem to know when there ia q va
cancy in the public offices. The
bodies of the rats are utilized; the
skin 10 delicately taken of, for il
will make excellent fur when pre-.
pared; the CARCASS is then sent To
Belleville and boiled down for its fat,
which is made into candles and soap;
the flesh 10 cooked with vegetable
| refuse and damaged flour, and made
| into sausage rolls, for geese, duck.
and pigs, while the limb bones dc
duty as excellent home ivory. for ear
and tooth picks. In nature, nothing
| is lost.
Renan says, 81 do not now study;
I only amuse my mind"
To persons suffering from an ex-
cess OF spare cash. they can invest il
| profitably, according to a report, in q
| society for the propagation OF artifi-
cisl leeches.
The most popular saloon now in
Paris, is that OF tbs Princess Ma
thilde, sister OF Prince Jerome Napo-
leon. 1t is a perfectly neutral
ground-perhaps the only spot OF that
character in Paris. The prince il
1 ceuor nouovcr onoor nknyod fhaYn.