The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-04-16
Women EeneralIs ate clothss a.

bustlein theoutskirts 81 tie city.
Aui0ngthS proposed fashions 81
ihe coming spring lso1e - hsS
dlSofcecefliIicales trimmed With
Grape.
4 Montana girl was Rugged 10
death bys bear, The Eastern Gill
will pronounce this deliciOusly I'd.
mantle,
II seems strange that no matter
how much gold a man may steal I'D
iaonly sent to the peaiteutiary for
tsegulls
"But,p said the serenaded man,
4must 60 out aud make a speecht
Something must be done To stop
she playing ofthe band.a
Every tanis born with a niea.
tor. That's his conscience. Whea
he gets older he often gets a tot;
mentor. That's his wife,
"Now Is The title ID subsctlGe,s
said the editor as be led his wealthy
bride to the marriage register aud
showed a pen in her hand.
Girls who haven't yet taken ad.
vantage ofleap year have resolved
that it gives theft tie privilege Of
proposing for the lcocteam.
This is the time Of year when
most girls don't get credit for
blushing because they are 60 freckl.
ed that nobody knowsit but them.
selves.
An Indiana jail.biti recently
scraped of the buck Of q mirror
aud swallowed it. 1t was a cold
day for him when the mercury
went down to zero.
~ beg d thousand psrdcns tOt
coming 30 late.o FMy d6af sir1 re.
y g
pliedthe lady, grdciously "no par.
dons are needed. You can never
como too late"
Ast Louis girl married a man
on fifteen minutes acquaintance,
because she knew il she waited
until she knew him better she'd
never haye-him,
An amateur punstor informs id
that some houses have winEsfand
ho has often sect a IldtsS Ay. We
thought no par! Of a house save
Tie chimney tlue.
| An exchange says Chat Noah
was the first pitcher on record,
He spitChed the ark within and
without" The game was finally
called on account Of tho rain.
A conductor on the Harlem Rail.
way used % pass Its mother free,
but be vase discharged from service,
and his younger brother asks:
"Who will car fare mother nowG"
"Now then, witness" said the
cross.examining COUNSEL stSthly
"aOes heprgCeding witness enjoy
your entire conIidenceS" ''9reat
Scott, mol Why, that's my wifeP
"No," said Miss Flora, zone can't
call Mrs. Grass really handsome or
very entertaining; but there is
such an air Of interest about hef.
She dOesn'tlive with her husband,
you know"
81 Climb to Rest Is Gle name Of
Lucy Iarcon's latest POEM
WhenC,. the inference that her
poetry does not pay enough to per.
init Miss Larcom to room On the
parlot floor.
"Ysst'H rsSl ssrrys said tAs
peckedhusband; "sorry to know
that our forests are being so rapidly
destroyed. When they are gons
Fiji afraid they viii make broom.
sticks Of iron.@
An Alabama widowSt withtwen.
ty.0ne children has just married q
Texan widow with nineteen child.
rem. Home without the bright
audhappy faces Of childhood is 4
dreaty place indeed.
"You bachelors ought to Be- Tax:
ed" said a young tady 70 4 tesoIuts
evader Of the moose matrimonial,
"Iagree with you perfectly, haa'am,
was Gle reply, @for bach6ltrisn.
certainly is a lu$uty.a
A photographer IN 4 country
town was recently visited BY 4
young woman, who, with sweet
simplicity, asked @HOw long does
Ehtaketoset your photograph after
you have loft your measured
/ "Weil, sir;a sid Farmer turrow
tOs friend, u never was SO insult.
"a IN my lie Why | was down
/ in Washington Inst week. ana ma