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Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
Special Notice,

Our stock OF new spring goods having az
rived. we respectfully invite our patrons and
the public IN general to call snd examine DIR
extensive stock OF new and elegant spring
suits, stiff and SOFT hats, neckwear and hos.
iery. Our cut away SUITS and 4 button
Are perfect gems, and orr stock Of boys and
school suits is larger than ever before. We
will be pleased to show our goods, whether
; visitor wishes to examine or purchase.
Very respectfully,
n@stI Henry SEAUER,
The People's .Clothisr,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
The Milky Way.

''Frutie. darling. you have promised to be
mine; now name the day for Us to be mar.
RED"
Thus spoke James Waterson, the prosper
Gus dairyman, to the lovely Frumentine Pc.
troleum, daughter of Nasty Petroleum, ESQ.,,
who had made a fortune, estimated at $6oe,
by eating what he could not sell. lanes had
called that night for his answer. and whisper
cd the above sentence. while each word was
pointed off with a sound like a COW pulling
her foot out of 4 mnd-hole. James was n
keen fellow. and had earned the title Of
"Waterv jim" by several times finding small
ii .h in his milk cans.
Give me three days to r~eflect,'' answered
Frutie. rs she sazed at the tallow candle
which illuminated the handsome parlor, and
which now sputtered In token of approaching
| rain.
"Three days, Frutie: Why should you
want three days, or even one day. You love
another! I swear by my best cow. horn /
will have revenge. Let that man cn,ne to this
house and I will -"
"Hold up, Jim," said the Low ely xirl, plac-
ing a dimpled hand over his mouth, and in
doing SO the California diamond engagement
ring flashed a copper-colored fash into Jim's
eyes. He had placed this ring upon her
fnger, and vowed 10 be her slave forever,
and s. large lot Of other assorted %ioolishness.
such AZ lovers only can invent. Now jim,
you have several original wayE Of being u
fool, but please give mt time to explain"
Explain" muttered the half.sulky jim.
"Of course; If you can explain your answer
I would like to hear what you have 10 say.,'
swell, JIM continued the now trembling
beauty, It Is hardly right to name money and
love in the same connection, but you know
lave been brought UP In such luxury ana
ease that l fear TO marry q poor nan. Ioti
are prosperous now, but yonr business IL at
least a risky one, aud ia liable to failure"
Failure, ha! ha!!" gaily laughed James.
Have / mol made money from the start, and
am l not now adding 10 nv stock continual
ly"
eyes, Jim; but the creamery!" almost
gssped the girl. "You know the creamery
Will KNOCK the bottom out Of Your business
"CleamerF. creamery" laughed jim,
"Why. girl, l Lave fifty shares of stock II,
that concern. ! have sold my wagons bought
more cows, and intend to furnish all NV
cream to that very institution
"fou are not such a fool as you look TO lie,
my own, only, ownest, jim said the de
lighted maiden throwing her alabaster arms
around bis standing collar, and glueins her
lips to his. "If this Is the case, we will be
married the day after the wagon makes the
first call for your milk"
Time rolls on heedlesslyy and there Ia nc
happier couple in Lexington or vicinity thai
James snd Fruneptine,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
New Sexton at Cemetery.

Mr.. VIM. Summers ha. been appointed
sexton Of Machpelah Cemetry, and will take
charge next Monday, March "a. He NAV se
found at the cemetery from II 10 8 %o'clocl.
daily, during the week. Resi- tence one-snd.
a-halr blocks north II the store of Mr.. AL
bert LOOMS. Special care given to lots, on
reasonable terms. Graves dug al -. for
adult, and 50 80 for small children, II
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
1'aE CRADLE

Born-Scar Odessa, Lafayette county, Mo =,
recently. 10 Ibe wife oil Mr.. Isaac Martina girl.
AT MoheIly, Mo, March IL 10 III. wife oil
Mr., Ed. II. LoUmis nee Ora BaD5itt-a boy.
in this city. March IL. 10 The wife OF MT.
Jamcs LAVA boy.
In this city. March 20. to The wife OF Mr..
John Wiiiiams-n girl.
III this city. March 10, to the wife OF Mr.
Joseph l.. Shelby, Jr..-a boy. tstillborn
At Blackburn. Saline county. NO , March
Is. to the wife OF Mr.. j. II. Hancork, nee
Maggie kover-twin s-bOys.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
FINAL

NOTICE 10 hereby given 10 all persons lnt.ra.,-
~ ed In the estate Of Wiley Jenuinvs Il
Ceased. that the undersigned. rr.rm.
triF. Will apply 10 make q inal .etiIs-
nent OF said estate. vt the May term, lisa of
the Probate court OF Lafayette county, Mis.onrI
10 he begun and held at the Probate court room
IN The city Of Lexington. on the second Monta.
in May. lss4. nas
- CAROLINE Jennings
NH" nxscUIriI,
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TIE ALTAR.

Married-In Sni-a-Bar township. Latsr-
ate county. Mo-, recently, by Rev. Alexander
Barton, Mr.. RICHARD BROWN and Miss
LUCY KESTERSON.
IN this CITY. March IL. al the residence Of
the BRIDES parents, by the Rev. Il. lalbird.
ID. D.. Mr.. WIN. T.. WELLER and Miss
LUCE T. HICkAM.
IN CLAY township, Lafayette county, Mo-.
recently, at the residrnc. OF DR.. NJ. NJ. Robin
son, the BRIDES father, by the Rev. T.P Cehb.
son.
At independence. Kansas, recently, by
the Eev. r. Harrison. AIR HENRY kRING and
II 8. ANNA II. Bird. nee Ede!el OF this city
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
SALE OF A few LARGE LOTS OF
BLACK g. C0L0RED SILKS.

We cranced to buy q large lot of silks, re-
Gently. at very low Prices, and are going to
inclade them IN this offering, as We are anx-
iry. believing that they Will do our business
great good.
Lot 19-ls 10 new and distinct shades in
Gros Grain Sllks ut 70 cents u yard, that never
sold Tor less than 81 before. The colors are
Vines. Prunes, Navy, sapphires. ~sayrtles.
Browns, 1fays, Coachings. BIonzes, with
many party and evening shades.
Lot s0-is n very heavy co,ored Gros Grain
silk in all shades. at 81 10; worth 81 30.
Lot Sis II superb Black SILK at IS cents q
yard
Lo. s2-Is an elegant Black Gros.- Grain SIX
III 81 Is i ward,
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
A NOTABLE BARGAIN.

Nine thousand yards Linen -fnish Brocsdes
81 ID cents Il yard. This Is probably one OF the
greatest bargains offered IN this en.ire lot OF
Dress Goods. Indeed, ii Is So cheap; for our
Interests, W. want 10 distribute some OF II la
the county. We have then IN all the latest
spring sha'ies. both in the plaid and nrocades.
The y are "a inches wide. The pric. w,ll be Il
c-Ii.s, formerly 81 cents.
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GOOD GOODS
the surrounding towns. and courteous trt

prices tina batt the surrounding towns, and courteous treatment, is the way
we expect to gain our custom. Our buyer has just returned from the eastern
markets, having secured thoroughly the cities of Chicago, New York, Cincin-
and Philadelphia, and purchased goods at marvaousy low prices, and they
be sold at figures o astonish the oldest inhabtant.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
FAMOUS CLOTHING CO.,
IIIGGINSVIIIE. MO-
w. M~OREHEAD, 8: Manager
NO BATS! NO

Do NOT misunderstood u.s.. We did not come to Higginsvine to drive any
body away o. to do the entire business o the surrounding country, but we
expect to stay here and do our full share oft, moi o account of friendship, as
is business. bnt
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
TRE CELEBRATED NORMAN
SIAE,lION
INDEPENDENTS

formerly owned by Capt. j. K. Barnett viu
II Ike the season nj The saine place, and on The
same terms. This Jack has q 1ne record in this
county Tor fht paSt two years, and is a sure foaI
Eetter. Care taken 10 piesent accidents. buI M
Responsibility should any occur. "o
nlch.'tf x CURRY
Lafayette county, Mo. March u. lssI
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22

We have concluded to inform ur out-ofiown patrons of this SAL. of > Nm
Fai"so Oh a SMk NO. Z gibbons at 10 cents Il yard; so that they could order sny
topf Wahted before the SALE actually transpies in nr house. We hay All
colo OF Them, and they are superb quality of Silk Ottoman Ribbons worth
70 cents n Yard. II the out-oflown trade takes hem all hen WI will nor Aarr
Them hee at all.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22
READ ~ PONDER.
FAMOUS PRICES.

Prints. handsome new styles fast colors, only &c
per yard.
Dress goods, handsome styles and nice quality.
only Sc per yard.
Sea Island cotton. good quality. only sc per
ward.
Cheviot %shirting. handsome STYLES and good
quality. only &C per yard.
Chambray ginghaDs, ali colors. nice quality.
only SC per yard.
Bed tick, good quality. only DC per yard.
Gtpphams, small check and fancy plaid. only
Sc per yard.
Indigo blue calicoas warranted fast colors. only
Sc per yard.
Bisached domestic. yard wide. good quality.
only Sc per yard.
Hamburg edgings and insertinss. Irish points.
laces and everlasting trimmings. an immense
line at about one-half their usual price. Don't
fall to see them.
pair.
unlaundried white shirts for men, warranted all
linen hoaom only 35c each.
Carpets-an immense line, Including every va
riety known-handsome styles at pricea that
cannot lie eqnalled, including ten different
patterns; excellent value al the marvellous
low pl ice Of CSC per yard.
Oil cloths, Tor moor. handsome p%atterns. only
25c per yard.
Table oil CLOTHS. twenty different styles. only
lsc per yard.
Lace curtains, nice variety of patterns. only l0c
per yard.
Linen collars, warranted four ply. for gents.
only Sc.
Linen cuffs, warranted all linen. Tor gents.
only lOc per pair.
Gossamcr rubber coats. for men. and good
quality, only 81 IS each.
Gossamer rubber coats, fer ladies, amt good
quality, only 81 each.
Table linen, bleached. warranted all linen, only
CSC per yard.
Table linen, unbleached handsome quality only
l5c per yard.
Towels. handsome. nice styles. only &c each.
Black Silk, handsome quality, c
per yard.
Window Curtains, an immense 9
COlOred Silks and Satins, great
any and all competition.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22

Gigantic Offering and Sale of One Hundred and Thirty Nine
Thousand Yards OF Black and Colored Dress Goods,
Commencing OIL Monday, April 7, 1884.
Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-03-22

BUFORD NEW
AND 49, su1xr
GlLPlN @ PLOWS.
THE JOHN DEERE, PEORIA BUFORD
AND WEIR FLOWS 4 GUILTY. ATORS.
THE DEERE FARMERS FRIEND AND
CORN PLANTERS
AND CHECK
THE MITCHELL, ROGERS AND
OLDS WAGON.
AND BINDER.
THE CARR SCOTT. AULTMAN &TAY-
LOR, y B~ELLEEtLLE VIBR ATOR.
THRESHERS AND ENGINES.
Hav Rakes and Stackers OF the very best
brands. Hoosier and Monarch Grain Driils. In
Store. l viii also keep The choicest Clover and
Timothy eeeds, all OF which | will sell us low as
the lowest. Give ms a call and get prices.
march22m3
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P'ques. corded, nice styles. only &c per yard.
Cheviot shirts. for working men. only lee each.
Buckskin purses. only &c each.
White MarselIIes quilts. nice styles, only 50c
each.
Ladies' hose, nice styles IN fancy stripes. only
Sc per pair.
Lawns, handsome new styles and last colors.
only 4c per yard.
Cottonades. extra heavy. variety of patterns.
only l0c per yard.
Irish linen. double width. and warranted all
linen. only CSC per yard.
Turkish towels. for bathing purposes, only loo
each.
Undershlrts. men's. for summer wear, only loo
each.
Crashes, handsome styles, only &C per yard. e.
Ladies' hose handsomely silk embroidered,
worth Eve tInes the money. only 10c per pair.
Ladies' bsndkerchiets. fancy border. hemst,ch-
ed. nice styles. two for SC.
Ladies' gloves. new style. lace Top. only Co per
pair.
suspenders. for boys, good quality Sc per pair.
Drill drawers, good quality. we'll made. only
l0c per pair.
Hair brushes. good quality. only l0c each.
Ladies' satchels. elegant styles In tan. red.
black. only DC each: Greatest bargain ever
shown.
Knitting cotton. good quality two balls for &c.
COrsets. all sizes, Handsomely embroidered lace
top. double busk, only &c each.
White skirts, laundried. all sizes. only CSC each.
Ladies' kid shoes, front lace and button. all
sizes. only 81 per pair.
Kid slippers. for ladies, in Newport. button and
toe, only sc per PAIR.
Flow shoes. for men front lace and two buckle,
warranted full stock, only 75c per pair.
Clothing. the greatest variety every shown in
this western country, at prices to astonish the
oldest inhabitant.
Mems suits, almost given away.
Bows and children's suits. almost given away.
Cashmere pants. for men, only 15c per pair.
Jeans pants, genuine Humboldt, only 81 - pei
pair: '.beats the world
.ros Grain, warranted all Silk, only SOC
at prices to please all.
variety, all colOrs, at prices that defy
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The bell of the evening-The supper
bell.
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Buyer and seller.

Merchants are class of people that
are often looked upon as set of BAN
dts, waging war against the pocket
books of the people, and therefore fit
prey for the special police. If they
can by any method be induced to sell
at less than their regular rates, by
brow-bcating, by plausible speech, by
an old cry, lit is naught, it is naught,'
it is considered great feat of genius
on the part of the buyer. Buying at
cash rates, the good nature of the mer.
chant is often taxed by those ominous
words, "please to charge it, and when
payment is offered year later, and
the poor seller adds six per cent. inter-
est, he is looked upon with holy horror
as little better than a thief or an as.
sassin. Now we give few rules, that,
if needed, will cause an era of good
feeling
/. Never try to beat down" Go to
honest men, and then pay what they
ask. With the competition now exist
ing in all branches of business, there IS
no danger of paying more than an ar
ticle is worth.
2. If you buy at cash rates and get
trusted, do not complain because in
terest is charged on your bill. The
merchant who buys for cash cannot
afford to wait payment for goods with
out an equivalent.
8. Buy in your own town, so far as
possible, and patronize those who help
build your schoolhouscs, make your
roads, and who arc expected to respond
to all calls for charity, or for public
improvements.
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No. 28.
train Of thought, and with my head
bowed, I walked against a tree"

train Of thought, and with my head
bowed, I walked against tree"
In the evening, when the sun had
set, the preacher went again to the
orchard. He had an appointment to
preach the following day, and he had
gone thither to commune with the
freakish goddess of oratory. While he
lay on a grassy mound Muley ap-
preached and sat beside him.
"You acted very rudely this morn
ing in striking me-"
"No; didn't. Iacted rightly"
"Well, I won't argre with you. I
wish to be alone, Muley.'
"You want me to 90 away, don't
you:"
eyes"
81 will after awhile. Do you think
I am good looking?'
"Yes, you are handsome. Your man
ners, though, spoil you
"Would you be shocked if I were to
tell you something?"
Il have ceased to be shocked at any
thing you do say"
II am glad to know it, for I don't
want to shock you"
"Well, what had you intended to say
1T may interest You, but l will say
it. l love you" She took hold of his
hand. II love you with power that
almost makes me Wild"
He put his arm around her, kissed
her glowing face, and said:
81 have worshiped you since you
were child. l did not think you
cared for me, and that 1 might better
bear the disappointment, embraced
the meek and lowly calling Of cir
cult rider. Thank God there be no
disappointment
The next morning, while old man
Driddle was feeding the cattle, the
preached approached and said:
Brother Driddle, l have been think
ing Of Muley, and I have at last come
to the conclusion that there is some
hope for her. Marriage, think, will
Marriage !! exclaimed the old man.
I don't know who would want to mar
ry such girl
We'll, to be plain, We arc engaged. I
have always loved her, she has always
loved me. All, here she is
The old man surprise robbed him of
speech but he smiled when the girl
climbed on the fence and put her arms
around the preachers neck.
Marriage has cured her. Marriage
will cure the worst Of them.-Arkan-
saw traveller.
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Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rry. II. Wiss,rr, pas
tor Weekly Lectures Tuesday evening"
Meeting of Ladies' Aid Society every second
"Wednesday evening. Regular services hy
appointment from the pulpit.
Lutheran Church Rev. W. c. Wire p s-
tor. Services. Sunday 10 \. Il and G.3o Z.
N Sunday School, ,. p VI. Prayer Meet
ing, Wednesday, G41 Z. NJ.
Protestant Episcopal Ch"rrh-!Iev. Ern-
est Mc(in, Rector. Services Sunday, 10 A..
NJ and 3i5 p, NJ. Sunday School, 900 p.
N.
Morayian ChNrcli, (Mcc!,an;cstownl Rev.
T.. " Shields. Pastor. Preaching every sun
day, alternating morning "nl "vcn' 'n-.-
Pra"cr M"r,;n, every Friday evening" san
day School o'clock, Il. IN
Moravian Churcl (Gracr!:am) Rev. f. w,
Shields, Pastor.
nrrach;n. every Sunday, alternating NOR
Ming ard evening.
Mite ,;ociely every Monday evening.
PRAYER Meeting ever Wc:lAr>,,ay evening
!.Sdips Sewing Circle every Thursday
evening at ;hc Parsonage.
Un,.cl Brethren Church-Mitc Society
Sccun ana Fourth Wednesday,
Standby >ri.opi p. NJ.
PRAYER M"r;n,: every Thursday evening,
Reg Alar Services by appointment from the
pulpit.
Methodist Episcopal C,urch-Rev. G. NJ.
Berry. Pastor. Services every ait, rna,c
un,lay II 10 \. ~ Sunday School 8 A. NJ
Pra,er Meeting every alternate Sunday at !
p. NJ
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A morning call-"Get up"
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DEFsJEMIsl r. STEWART'S,
Frederick, Md.
THE WllIPPLE WHEEL HARROW
AND PLOW.

ii Il w IL LIZ W II I-LlI IL lAlsAlS W
AND PLOW.
call special attention to this wonderful
Machine |; is most excellent tool and
can ne relied upon to do good and required
work under all circumstances. Ii is the Ma
chine farmers have been looking for for
many wears to put corn ground in perfect
ord. r, for which it can he instantly set to
work any desired depth, from one to nine
inches; Can be used with two or three
horses. Ii is an excellent pulycrizcr and
works equally wei in light, stone or clay
soil and can be used as q corn cultvator.
TIE SYRACUSE PLOW
the acknowledged best Piow in the world
ha, ever h,"; held in readiness to meet that
of any other make III competition trials and
has repeat, d.y demonstrated its superiority
in TIE following very essential particulars
Lightncss OF draft securing in any soil
ho;ding to the ground in hard and stony
land and facilities Of adjusting under all
circumstances. Also the
BALTIMORE OR ROLAND CIVILIZED
WOOD BEAN PLOW, TIE
FCNKSTOWN OR
STEW ART AND PRICE WROUGHT
SHEAR PLOW. THE WALLACE
OR LEBANON,
the leading plow of Pennsylvania,
THE IAGERSTOWN EMPIRE GRAIN
AND FERTILIZER DRILL.
EYcrv farmer knows the merits Of this lead
ing Dri.l, although Will mention few points
The desired quantity of grain and fertilizer
wanted to SOW can be instantly changed
while in motion by set icvels, ,Nc., and has
in connection u perfect patent cutoff, stop
ping the flow of fertilizer the moment the
shoycls are raised. This is an improvement
that has long been needed and hard to over
come heretofore. 1t Is the most durable
strongest and simplest Drill ever sold
Cid Hickory Farm Wagon,
tubular iron axcl tic strongest machine
made Wagon in the world.
FRICK & co.
ENGINES, SAW MILLS, VIBRATOaS
Traction or Se!f-Propcling Engines
especially.
EMPIRE TIlRESIIEES
ENGINES, SAW MILLS, CORN
SHELTERS AND CLOVER
IlULLERS.
The long lookcd-for perfect Clover Ilnlcr
can now be seen at my place, the Nngcrs-
town Empire The Empire steam Corn
Shcllcr ond Cleaner can shell from 500 TO
1 ,SS bushels per day. The Young America
Corn and Cob Caushers, Feed Cutters and
Corn Shelters Stovcr Wind Engines can
be used for running small machinery as well
as pumping water. The American Fruit
Evaporator, the most profitable Machine
that can be used. An opportunity for cv-
erybody to make money. Few implements
can be so continuously employed, beginning
with the carly summer berries, vegetable
and fruits and extending its use through
the winter on fall crops. Green groceries
and fruit dealers can use the Evaorator to a
marked advantage to save pcrishable berries
and fruits wasting on their hands: Also
full line Hardware, KitChenwarc, Wooden
ware, Butcher Knives, Fishing and Gun,
ming Material. Also
A HOME FOR TIE FARMER.
Boarding by month, day or week. Stable
room for horses free of charge at
BENZ. T. STEW ARTS,
Late of the firm of Stewart II Price,
Old Central Hotel Buil,ling.
aug 7 S4 If Frederick, Nd.
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AYERS
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A man without any bones is now be.
ing exhibited through New Jersey. He
is probably tired base bali umpire.
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"How shall | sleep?" asked corre-
spondent. Without snoring, and on
your own side of the bed.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-11-13

An exchange asks "How to remove
paint We have found that coat
sleeve will take good deal of it off.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-11-13

Why do old maids wear mittens 9-To
keep off the chaps.