The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-06-08
FEMININE FANCIEs.
A Number of Notes Concern
ing the Sex.

One of the successful druggists o..
New Orleans ia q woman.
This from an eastern iiiot: Ali the
women at the Coeur d. Alene mines
smoke and chew tobacco.
New York City has twenty five
widows whose wealth 10 estimated at
from 81. 900 600 to S.. ZOO. 900 each.
"Whst is it that you like about
that girl?" asked one young ~ an OF
another. my arm" was the brief
reply.
When young man pops the ques-
ton and is referred to pop be feels
that although be fas got thus far he
cannot go any father.
"If love you'll give, no more I'll
ask" Sings fair young poetress.
Yes. that's what they all say before.
hand, but what does It amount to?
A woman always carries her purse
in her hand, so that other women will
see it; man carries his in his inside
pocket, so that his vile won't see it.
Women are no. naturally funny.
They range above or below it. They
may oe keen or witty, but are not apt
to be humorous. Nevertheless they
are good crestures-many Of them.
''It men knew all that women
think, they would be.twenty times
more audacious," says an exchange.
We don't think they would, now
along about house-oleaning time, any
way.
Young man, when you see an old
maid adjusting her spectacles and
clipping out that part OF a paper
headed SEALED Proposals." it is time
for you to take 10 the woods.
Glass shingles are soon to super,
cede the old wooden. kind, and
mothers can see just when to leave of
spanking, without having to let up
three or four times during opera
tiops.
Charlotte Bronte says: "Women feel
Just as men feel" We DONE believe
1t, says benedict. No woman was
ever fool enough to feel for an open
door in the dark and find it with her
nose.-Prejudiced Exchange.
A question for puzzle-solvers. In
Waiting with a young lady not over
years, pretty, and one OF
he never-get.dizzy sort. does the
young men 60 around the lady, or
Ices the lady 60 around the young
nan?
The price of Circassian girls has
ately dropped to S600-the lowest
fgure ever known. Ali young men
Who have been despising matrimopy
because wives are 90 cheap can now
purchase one for about years salary
md be happy.
SIN Siberia you can purchase
wife for eight dogs" As long as girls
IAN be had for the asking ia this
very few of our young men
will go to Siberia to procure wife.
And one who has seen Siberian wits
viii wonder Why they come so terri
'ly high.
A new poetess from the West re-
marks: "If love you give. no more
III ask" When this poetess has
title more experience she will learn
hat there are times when a single
old potato possesses more intrinsic
7o:th than a whole moonlight even
ng full of love.
Bessie Ramb!e, in a Pittsburgh !
aper, says: women have lived and
wed and had a nice time in corse.s |
u many happy years, and they do |
OF propose to give them up at the
ictum OF any man or set of men,"
'essie's a brick!
The bridal veil originated the
ustom of performing the nuptial
CEREMONY under a square piece OF
10th held over the bridegroom and
be bride, to conceal the bushes of
be latter. At the marriage of a wild
" it was dispensed with.
ST see by the paper" said Mrs.
|rewn to her husband, shat your
lend Jones has had q handsome bull
OF presented to him by his admiring
lends"
"Good gracious. is it possible!" ex-
Iaimed Mr.. Brown; how injudicious!
ny that will ruin him."
"Ruin him; why so?'
"Why. the man has four marriage
bic daughters that be is trying to get
G his hands,"
AT THE PLAY.
We sat and looked on the glittering Stage |
The man that I loved an L
We saw the actors rave and weep,
And love, and hate, and die.
be curtain fell and tender Joy
NY passionate being filed,
While over it sll the music swelied,
Floated, and throbbed, snd thrilled.
nd he-the man that loved so we'll
By tender impulse led,
old me story sweet and fond;
For wss his friend he said.
[e showed me picture fair as day
Dear Godi why should tell
low over all life's hope and JOY
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