The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-07-04

@Nhat are pznses asked the teach.
81 @ The primary class. Things that
grows % oais. piped Il the small boy
II The fooL
A Freshman proposes 20 start .
mendiug establishment m New York
for the tensht q bachelor. There i
nothing that needs intending more than
they do.
A Cincinnati girl was arrested for
setting Gre tot house Although this
u leap Year. the girl who takes this
method Of catching a Game IS carrying
things too far-Bslon Budget.
A girl named Price. six feet and two
inches q 1. was married IN Oregon last
week. Her father must have wanted a
son-in-law badly 10 give such a high
price for one-Boston Times.
1T Is said that water composes three.
fourths Of the human body" Itisonly
necessary TO keep The head under for a
minute or two and the whole body will
be cumposed.-Agents' Herald.
Were you ever caught IN a sudden
squall asked an old yachtsman Of a
worthy citizen. Well. / guess so" re-
Piled the good man. Il have helped Ia
bring up eight babies."-New Orleans
Item.
i wouldn't be In your shoes for a
good deal" said one high school girl 10
another. Il wouldn't have you in
them. either" was the tart reply you'd
stretch 'em all out Of shaper-Blrling-
ton Free Press.
A Vermont man has a ben thirty
nine years OLD. The other day a hawk
st0le II, and after an hour came back
with a broken bill and three claws
gone, put down the hen and took an
old rubber boot ia place Of 1t.
FOgg SAYS he doesn't believe ID pays
IN the end to get your landlord to make
extensive repairs. Putting new wood
into an old building is like putting new
cloth into old raiment. The rent is
made worse.-B0ston Transcript.
A girl, whose father had been caught
in a mine explosion in Eirginla,oifrred
To marry the man who would yet him
out, but no II accepted this offer.
This shows how much more heroic Il
woman is than a man.-Merchant Tray
eler.
A western zephyr carried a COW a
garter Of a mile through the air, and
set her down IN u miikman's yard. lie
was so scared that he stopped grinding
chalk, and ran fourmiles for a rifle 10
shoot the curious looking creature with.
Burlington Free Press.
A lady reader writes TO say that she
has been losing her hair recently, and
wants to know what she shall do TO
prevent it. Either keep your bureau
drawer locked. or else discharge the
hired girl and get another with a com.
plexion differing from yOurs.-Rock-
land Courier.
How fresh and green everything
looEs!' murmured Claribell, as they
wandered along the road. Every
thlngy" questioned Adolphus, looking
down into her violet eyes. YES, every
thing" She replied, abstractedly. He
wanders with another girl now.-Bos-
ton Post.
Miss Pert to young OneOfthebOys,
who had been INDUCING in a trine and
had somewhat vehement" breath
Did you ever stand near q passing
"0h,yes,lot of times" well
what will thenY' Young Oneofthe-
boys felt his breath taken away bv the
question and sloped at once.-Boston
Times.
suppose we walk over into ,he ceme-
terry 7" said "A friend TO his companion.
mo, | believe not" "Come on. It's a
pleasant place, the flowers are bloom
you'll have to excuse me. Tom
Bessman is buried over there" what
difference does that make?" well
you see ] owed him a little balance and
don't car 10 hang around where he is.
Not supertitious, you know, but Tom
was a terrible hand to dun a fellow
Arkansaw Traveller.
"Boyl' he called as he snapped his
fingers Mt a post-0flice boot black, "are
you the lad | handed a dollar bill TO
yesterday to get change, and you beat
ne out of thirteen cents ?" mo, sir"
'Lo1k Quit How do you know YOU
"Cause; do look like a boy
sho'd beat you out of a shilling when
could walk off with a dollar? Strang.
r, you must have got hold of some
Door Ieetle kid who's just begun biz.
Detroit Free Press.
A presbyterian Sunday school in Gen.
county, New York, tried a novel
of raising funds. Each MEM
,pr uf tha gchnol waa r~auuirad nm thu