Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-08-07
Pre<s rleasantries

Prohibiiion-Fo -Forbidding young maj
the privilege Of calling at the house.
When a man is lost in love he can gen
orally be found by sending belle aftel
him.
A man asks girl for her hand before
marriage and often gets her fist after 1t.
Forced to suspend. owing to un unex.
pected run" by the vigilance committee
A Philadelphia youth who got 40.
quainted with girl who is dreadfulIy
iond Of lemonade calls her his sour mash,
A pious barber in Puritan town. in
order to propitiate trade, put up sign
which read: II come to shave. not TO
destroy"
There are 30 many failures nowadays
that yonns men cannot be too cautious
bstter get an insight into girls appe-
lite before resolving to propose to her,
Are you union mani" said a Phila.
delphia girl to her lover. ''Certaiply. y
was the reply. ''Then let's unite" she
consumed, taking advantage of leap year,
Darling. ] love your he exclaimed.
Il don't believe. i'll" was the scornful
response. 'You haven't treated me to
ice cream but twice since our acauaint-
ance began"
Boys don't leave the farm" No.
boys, just take the farm right along
with you when you 20 anywhere. You
Will find 1t handy il you fail to get a sit
uation IN the city, as you probably will.
''See here" he said /. to his clerk,
don't mind letting you of day now
and thens to attend your grandfather's
funeral, but l think you ought to have
the courtesy to send few of the fish
around to my house"
A New York physician says the fact
that Lulu Hurst can moye strong men
ut win is due to her 'Sllvery laugh"
We bavs seen strong men moved about
mile by woman's silvery laugh given
in answer to proposal.
Doctor, come to see you about my
younger brother" "What Is the matter
with him!" ''One of his legs Is shorter
than the other and he limps. Now what
would you do in a case of that kind." II
reckon I'd limp too"
A boy found woman's switch in the
opera-house and returned it to her
Thank you. my little man. said the
ludy. You are an honest boy" "Oh.
no; am not so very honest. But
know what am" "Wnat are you,
then!" "a hair r-restorer."
A recent advertisement In morning
paper read: when will my own love
return! Jane" The next day the follow
ing appeared: when does the old man
leave town! Tom" 1t is believed that
the two have sort Of connection.
Young men in looking for wife look
for an economical one. The girl who in
this sort of. weather won't let you hug
her until she has taken off her collar and
thus saved it from being mussed is the
one who shows practical economy.
A young man, meaning to be very
gpllant, presented q young lady with
ro'e, saying: MADAM. allow me to pre-
sent you to one Of your sisters" Judge
Of his chagrin when big bug crawlsd
.ut and sat down in the center Of the
rose.
"Just TO think" said yassar gradu-
ate, ''here Is an account Of train being
thrown from the track by misplaced
switch. How utterly careless some
women are about leaving their hair
ground" Aud she went on reading and
eating caramels.
Tons of pepper are sold which contain
nothing but compositions injurious to
health, and ON running over reams Of
peppery paragraphs in our exchanges
we are not astonished at the growing
increase Of insanity among provincial
readers.