Omaha daily bee., 1884-10-31

whittle as he goes.
This train makes no return trips.
GET ON BOARD, GOVERNOR.
The quadrennial train for Salt Greek
through express, making no stops at wa
stations, has backed up to the governor
"desk" in Albany, and is all ready for it
distinguished passenger. The chairma
of the democratic national committee wi
have charge of the train. Ward strikers
heelers, repeaters, chairmen of demo
cratic state committees and congressiona
and local candidates who will be detailed
to accompany the train will observe tina
the following signals have been set:
This train will make no stops except oil
signal. A red nose at the side of tn,
track indicates that o democratic candi
date has missed the Washington train
and the Salt river express will in al
cases where this signal is shown, stoI
and take up the passenger.
The cars on this train will be painted
a sombre shade of ashes. of. hope, touched
up on the panels with baby blue.
WASHINGTON EXPRESS on THE RIGHT!
The Washington limited express will
leave the Blaine street station, Augusta,
and run direct to Washington on national
tim e, running on the Maine track of the
Union line. Conductor Elkins will take
the train out.
He will collect a straight republican
ticket from each passenger. Should any
passenger present a democratic ticket on
this train, the conductor is required to
punch the passenger and throw out the
ticket.
He may then call the brakemen and
throw out the passenger.
He must also see that passengers hold
ing through tickets for congress are
properly seated. No democratic contest
ants should be allowed to sit in seats
while republican passengers stand on the
platforms or roast on the wood box.
No democrat will be allowed to ride in
the mail cars.
The conductor will provide himself
with a timetable and bring his train into
Washington not later than March d,
1886.
Baggage in excess of four years on this
line will be weighed at the next republi-
can national convention.
All cattle standing on the track will be
run over without hesitation, remorse or
conjunction of conscience. Look out
for the republican engine when the bell
rings.
There will be no private cara on this
train. The passengers will all 60 down
to Washington together,
This train will carry two green flags by
day, and two green lights by night, in
front of the engine, to denote that it is
followed by another republican train,
running on the same schedule, due in
Waghington. in 1888. The train thus
signalled will be entitled to the same
schedule rights and privileges as the train
carrying the signal.
This train will be painted red.
ENTITIES GOING EAST.
The independent train will take the
middle siding at Harper's print works
alag station), and run violently down a
steep place into the sea. This train will
back all the way down, and will have the
same right as a stock express, six weeka
behind time. George William Curtis will
take the train down. AS the run is down
hill all the way, the engine will not work
any steam and no firemen will be sem
out. In case this train stops at a wood.
yard to look for Mast, Carl Schurz must
be taken back 900 yards in the rear OF
the train, and waved across the track.
When the train TO- on, he must be
tied to a pole and left there, for the fol.
lowing train to run over.
THE wRRCKING CAR.
The Butler gravel train will be gath
cred about the pits by a shifting engine,
and will run wild to Lowell. If the track
is not clear, it can cut ACROSS the country
1t can run just as fast and the road bed
will be smoother.
THE BELYA Z MAIL,
The Lockwood accommodation and
fee-mail has no right on the presidential
track, and will not be scheduled. 1t
must remain in the yards until all other
trains have passed. The conductor will
act her W switch when he puts on her
hair, and as she wears short dresses will
have no train to manage.
THE ALL-wATER ROUTE
The prohibition boat will remain at the
wharf until it gets a food tide, when it
will cross the bar and paddle away for
st. Johns river. No liquors sold on
this boat.
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