Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-11-27
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IT VIII be a dramatic event when Minister
Lowell is "Called Back" He has been one OF
the flights o London Zee orleans Pica-
yERe.
KEEP your eyes open a Bit for those chaps
who are talking about the country being
ruined. They are hard up chaps who want
an excuse to fail IN buslness.-Defr0ft
Free Press.
No more smell of oil pervades the air.
The drum IS silent, and the ffe's shTln blast
Is hushed. and quenched torches eloW glare,
And people say, Thank Heaven. elections
past!' Boston Courier (Rep9.
SIS A WOMAN capable Of filing an Officer"
asks an exchange. She is. Avoman has just
been inquiring after some rejected manu-
script in this Office, and she filed II com
pletely, for the time being.-BWrliHgtoa FREE
Press.
SAID a good sister in her testimony st a
camp-meeting: my husband opposed my
coming to this sacred spot, but l can truth
fully say that IN coming here I have received
a blessing, and / know that when | reach
home my husband will get a blessing
Columbus DtsDatch.
WHEN a man aims his gun at q cat, and
pulls the trigger. and the cap simply snaps,
it might be Ii ened to the frizZes on a fashion
able malden's forehead. 1t Is a false Oang;
lP.S.-It may be supposed that IL required
several days severe mental I Dor 10 produce
the foregoing, but it didn't. The ONCE boy
evolved il while we were footing up the elec-
tion returns.-FOrrisfoWH Herald.
(St. John
The stalwarts
The
DIR. Burchard
IT seems The DelmOnico dinner fdld Is.
The rainy day
Steve Elkins
The committee
lCleyeland's rabbit foot.
ATRANP applied to an Elizabeth woman
for food one day last week. and she scolueu
him, saying: why don't you come AT q de-
cent time-right after dinner or breakfast
not 10 the middle Of the mornings" tie sald:
Il hain't git no watch" in such a plteous
manner that che relented anC went 20 the
kitchen to get him something.
her reprOnf sank deep into his heart aEd- 10
guard against making such q mistake in the
fut1re. he walked into the parioT ana carried
of the handsome mantel ~clOck.-Aetcdri Cath.
SHORTLY before the recent election Charles
A. Hill and Fred. W. Weber. or Newton,
agreed that If Cleveland was elected Mr.. Hlll
would eat a crow. ana If Blame was elected
Mr.. Weber WO3ld perform the same task.
Saturday evening Mr.. Weber and Is OF his
friends assembled at YOung's and partook OF
a splendid dinner, while they watched Mr..
Hill eat his crow. The affair created no end
OF merriment for the party. but Mr.. HIil, 70
his credit, performed his task brayelY anu
with conscientious thoroughness.-BOsf0n
Globe.
SEVERAL Republicans were discussing the
| election returns in front of the Fifth Avenue
Hotel. Ne = York. There was fraud IN the
New York election" said one of the group.
\ seedy-loOking man rubbed his nose on his
tattercd coat sleeve. and said: Right you
are. 1t can be proved by me that money was
used 10 corrupt the voters" "What do you
know about fts'' "a man gave me a s.
bill # l would vote his ticket twice. ! tOOS
the money just to try him, and after l had
voted three times, / went to get the bill
changed. and It was a bad one. You bet there
was fraud. know there was. I've got the
bill vet" what was the name of the Demo
crat who tried to corrupt YOU" asked oneof
the Republicans. "Steye Elkins ."-TesGS
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