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The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

A LETTER from Berlin SAYS: "The EN-
peror la grown ten years oiier during Lhe
last decade"
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

WHEN a rich man dies nowadays he
leaves mis- will TO his heirs and his money
10 their lawyers.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

A HORRIBLE hut humorous paragrapher
suggests that the Boston crematory is only
q new way of bakinT beings.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

DARWIN says there IS a living principle
in iruit- We supro-e ne refsrs u III,
worms.-IRdiGRapOiis Scissors.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

CYCLONES are becoming so plenty out
West that almost every poor family can
afford 70 have one.-BoStOH Post.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

A YOUNG lady who attempts to capture
more than sven leans always tries Z
lascinate. There. low life.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

sHIsH, fat crowns are most in favor"
An American girl will take almos- n
kind Of crown and not compissn.-N. \.
GrCDhic.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

THE Chinese may have 10 GO, but the
keeiy motor never.-Pec&'s Sun.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

Hale's Honey OF H~orehound and Tar
Stops your t roat bur ing. WHY don't you
use it. Pixies ~tooJhacle drop, cure in one
minute.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

JOHN ARTS ESQ. of WOODBURY.. ILL.,. writes:
"SGm1ritGn NerUin, cured my son of hts"
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

Litter ALLY carried OUT of the system" Dis
ease when attacked by samaritan Ae,riEc.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

IT is hard to run a newspaper unless it
can stand alone HhifehdH Times.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

TEE wages of the paragrapher-his ink
come.-GOurerneur Herald.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

Be sure to obtain "Allcock's" Porous
Plaster, as Gil others are worthless imita-
lions.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

FooT and mouth disease-Gout and tooth
ache.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

II ahiicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaa,
.ThOmpsOu's Eye Water. Druggists sell il &c
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

THE short, backing cough, which leads K
Consumption, j. cured by Piso'S Cure.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

A SLEEPY head is often possessed Of
nod idea.-N. J. Journal.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

Rough handling makes nervous and
sxcitable horses
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02

THE Chinese may have TO go, but the
keeiy motor never.-Pec&'s Sun.
LITERALLY carried ou- of the system" Dis
ease when attacked by samaritan Aei riEe.
FooT and mouth disease-Gout and tooth
ache.
THE short, hacking cough, which leads to
Consumption, j. cured by Piso'S Cure.
A SLEEPY head is often possessed Of o
nod idea.-N. J. Journal
II Afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DR.. Isaac
Thompsou's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. &c.
TEE wages of the paragrapher-his ink
come.-GOurerneur Herald.
JOHN Darts, ESQ. Of WOODBURY.. ILL.,. writes:
~SGm1ritdn Nerrtns cured my son OF hts"
IT is hard to run a newspaper unless it
can stand one.-HbitehdH Times.
The Red Cloud chief., 1884-05-02
FEMALE DISEASES.
st. BERNARD VEGETABLE PILLS.

m DRAIN TILE. Catslogue ana
Pro- LIS. mail-d fr e "A .ress
c A BkOCKETT. sup'r,
IUvU Kansas c.. No
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20
LETTER FROM RINGoEs.
R1NeoEs, n. j.. Feb, is. 1s81

RINGoEs, N. j., Feb. IS, 1884.
Our ofiice-seekers are net making
much of a move for the coming Spring
election.
A few days of sunshine would be very
acceptable at present.
Our pnblic school was closed last week,
owing to the necessary absence of the
teacher, Miss Park, due to the death of
her brother, MFR. Edward Park, of New
Germantown.
Those of our citizens who have such
bad walks in front of their property,
should be ashamed to let them remain in
such condition. Have they any con-
science?
Rev. Mr.. Lindsey, of Brownsburg,
Pa, occupied the pulpit OF the Presby-
terrain Church here yesterday Sabbath, J
and preached two able, eloquent SER
MONS MIR. Wills, to whom this church
has extended a call, filled Mr.. Lindsley's
pulpit at Brownsburg.
There was fine attendance at the So
ciable held by the Presbyterian congre.
CATION, at the residence of MIR. Ogden
Holcombe, on last Thursday evening.
Games, social converse, &c, formed the
evenings entertainment, and all went
away delighted with the pleasant time
experienced.
The weather of last Tuesday evening
was very inclement, but Notwithstanding
such, a goodly number of the members
and friends of the Larson Corner
Church, gathered at sociable held by
said church, at the house of Mr.. William
Brewer, near Larison's Corner. Differ
ent games were INDUCED in to the en-
joyment of all, and altogether very
pleasant time was had
The upper store in our VILLAGE has
been rented to Levi Holcombe and John
Williamson, ESQ, of this community,
who will run the same for one year from
the first of April next, under the partner
! ship name of Holcombe & Williamson.
Mr.. Ira Munson, of our village has been
engaged by these gentlemen as clerk.
The present proprietors, A. Borton 4
Bro, yacate the store about April first,
to engage in the same business at Ocean
Beach POP.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

NEW HOPE AND BUCKS COUNTY, PA.
Cows averaged $52 at the sale of
Force g. LaRue, at Yardley, on Monday.
The new lamp in front Of the stone
row is a great convenience to Ferry
street.
William Reading, of Solebury, has q
young cow that recently gave 4S lbs. Of
milk in one day.
Charles M. Shaw, of Lahaska, set out
ON pleasure trip to Florida on Wednes-
day, week before last
-Thos. Weily, an old resident of this
place, moved his family to Lambertville,
on "Wednesday last.
The Orthodox Friends will hold their
quarterly meeting on Thursday, the 2Sth
inst, at Buckingham.
Quite good many changes are re-
ported for the people of New Hope, be-
tween now and April LIST.
e. T. Doan of New Hope has sold
bis stock and farming utensils, and is
going West to herd cattle.
Three balls were held at Solomon's
hotel, in New Hope, on last Tuesday,
Wednesday and Thursday evenings.
Harvey Paxson, of Solebury, recently
sold seven veal calves at once, that weigh
cd 1858 lbs, which brought him $t19.77.
The Odd Fellows Fair is now in full
blast, and many attractions are offered TO
the visitor. 1t will close Saturday even
ing.
Rev. Amos Johnson, of Philadelphia,
formerly pastor of the New Hope NJ. e.
Church, paid our borough visit last
week.
"A company of New Hope colored
people are practicing for series of con-
certs TO be held through the country some
time coon.
The creamery, at Solebury, paid $3.50
per hundred for milk for January. The
receipt Of milk was abont 1000 lbs. per
day during the month.
IT. T. Eastburn, of the firm Of East
burn & Belts, millers, of New Hope, got
caught between two logs they were try
ing to get off their wood lot below New
Hope, on Tuesday last, and was badly
bruised, and will be laid up for some time,
but fortunately no bones were broken.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

Mr.. Gerhard Mennen, of 577 Broad street a WE'LL
known Newark druggist. while oonversing with a
representative OF BoLLES BROS, said
There is no denying the fact that KISsEY's
Tonic is q medicine of wonderful merit. A num-
Der ofmy customers say that during this oppres-
siye June weather KIEsEY's TONIC produces
magical effect. In speaking of the prices of the
Tonic more than one customer here told me that
they would not be without the medicine il they
had TO pay FIVE dollars bottle for IL. One gentle
man enthusiastically declared 1t was worth five
hundred dollars bottle. From personal know ledge
can say that of customers to whom have sold n
bottle of KISsEY's Tonic many have returned and
purchased more and in every instance declared
that the medicine was having abeneEeial effect up
on them. Yes, you have my permission to publish
what have said"
The proprietors of KiSsEy's Tonic have many
more druggists testimonials of like character but
not the space in this advertisement to insert them
Reference by permission Is made to Mr.. George w.
Robbins, e2l Broad street; Mr.. !. p. Smith, 32i
Bank street; W. IL. Stan ford, Elm and Mulberry
streets, etc, etc.
Why is it that people will triie with their health
by experimenting with secretly made patent medi-
zines
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Kinsey's Phosphorus Tonic

The ingredients of which are no secret, being
published for all to read. and which medicine, er
rather the combination of its Ingredients, is tn e
invention of Mr.. JOHN l.. KISsEY, pharmaeeut-
list, who has the confidence and respect of every
physician in Newark "KINsEys Tonic retails nj
Slh0 per bottle. Each bottle cont aims Thirty Doses
and each dose costs FIVE cents. The ingredients are
costly but each one is specific for certain d.
sons at this time of the year do not feel languid
and heavyf At no other season Is the drowsy diz-
illness prevalent. You lack appetite, your sleep
has manifested ITSELF but the condition Of your
system Is low and needs toning. Serious conse-
quences apt to follow this Summer lassitude.
system Is more susceptible 10 the beneficial effects
of medicine, hence this is the time 10 fortfy your
system against the facilitating effects of summer
weather hy taking
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20
Kinsey's Phosphorus Tonic.

Do not let your antagonsm to advertised med-
cines prejudice you against KiSsEy's ToSIc.n II
we have good preparation how to let the
public know OF its merits without printing our
claims for Its excellence and circulating such
printed matter?
Ask your physicians advice as To taking "KiN-
sEY's TONIC" and he will endorse all we say.
G. G. Polk, A. NJ, NJ. D., Phar. D., formerly Act
ing Assistant Surgeon L, $. A., In charge of the
Quarantine Hospital at Charleston, S. G., late Pro-
fessor of Chemistry In the Pennsylvania College Of
Pharmacy, says;
PnILA, PA. Sept /, 1882.
MessrS Bottles Brothers.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. COMPOUND PnosriIoR-
ous ToNic Is q combination which is just splendid,
the perfection n nutrient tonic and will delight
every physician who gives II an intelligent trial.
1t is a rational and scientific combination worthy
of all confidence. am bitterly opposed to all Sc
cret nostrnms, this Is not secret nostrum, but
perfect pharmaceutical combination of well cstab
lishcd remedies. Yours, truly
"a Polk NJ. y.
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KHNSEYeS
Phosphorus
TONIC.
What is Thought of This
Medicine by Newark's
Leading Druggists.
A Card from Mr.. VIM. NJ. Townley

Card from MIR. VIM. NJ. Townley.
Mr.. VIM. NJ. Townley, Wholesale Druggist of
Newark during an interview with one of the firm
of B0LLES BROS, said:
II regard KGNsEYs PHosPuoRous TONIC as a
most wholesome preparation. have a steady and
constantly increasing sale for the medicine from
the drug trade. | never have heard q complaint
against the Tonic. | know of several remarkable
cures resulting from its use am conversant with
its component parts and their curative value and
there can be no doubt 10 the intrinsic merit of
the preparation. consider the price charged per
bottle just one, as know the ingredients of Kin
sEY's TOME to be expensive. You have my pcr-
mission to publish this statement
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

&C. w. RIrTENHousE, No. South
Union ST., Lambertville, below the old
bank, has Just received new stock of
Embroideries, cheaper than ever offered
in Lambertville. Call and you will be
convinced. Also, lot of Window Cur
tains at half value-something new
Children's White and Calico Dresses, ln-
fant's Robes and Ladies' Muslin Under
wear, far below any ever offered previ-
ously. f. 13.-tf.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

A Large Reduction In Prices.
am now offering my entire stock of
parlor stoves and heaters, office and shop
stoves, at greatly reduced prices. Now
is the time to secure bargains at ]. J.
LARS, AZ Bridge St., Lambertville.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20


In the libel suit of Jacob w. Geb-
hardt, of Clinton, against Isaac w Eng
land, publisher of the New York Sun,
Judge Nixon has given judgment in favor
of the plaintiff, Gebhardt, and against the
defendant, England. The suit was begun
in New Jersey, and removed by defendant
from the Hunterdon Circuit to the United
States Circuit Court. j. A. Beecher, coun-
sci for the plaintiff, last week moved to
remand to the Hunterdon Circuit Court,
and it was upon this motion that the above
judgment was obtained. The cause will
be noticed for trial and heard before Chief
Justice Beasley at Pennington, at the
April term.
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tain, which master are you serving in this
matter? If we cannot rout the devils
army entirely, need we enlist as his torch
bearers ?
And now, Mr.. Editor, am done with
the Captain. 1t is far to give him rest,
and there is no use in chasing him through
all the sinuosities of glib phrases and
receptions that when examined into have
little meaning to the matter in hand.
Wishing him well, remain yours,
LANCET.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

Good Butter at 24c b., and Pure
Creamery Butter 2Sc. a ID :, at KILRoY's,
N. +. Cor. Bridge and Union SITS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20
STOCKTON LETTER.

Mr.. EDIToR:-l will say few words
about something that needs attention. In
the first place, we are still having damp,
fogy weather and just rain enough to
give us plenty of mud. The result is, we
cannot do any out door work without
working in the mud, and consequently,
there are plenty of idle men Of nearly all
nationalities, who have nothing to do but
to flock to the depot at car time, and fill
the thirteen seats, and out come the pipes
and tobacco, and such smoking time
you do not often see. A smoking car
does not begin with it. The passengers
who arrive and are waiting for the train,
can take standing position or 60 out
doors and enjoy the tobacco smoke the
best they can. Again as soon as the train
arrives at the station, out rush the smok-
ers aud loafers to fill up the platform to
the great annoyance and discomfort Of
the passengers especially the ladies, who
are crowded aud kept back from getting
on the cars. Such things ought not to be,
but how it will be bettered we leave for
the railroad managers to decide.
Mr.. James CELERY has jdst got hoist
ing and pumping engine set up in his
stone quarry, which works like charm,
thus doing away with two or three horses
and horse powers, and as the engine does
not eat anything, when it don't work, it
will be quite a saving. 1t does its work
in less than half the time horses can,
thereby getting larger amount of stone
away in the same time. Mr.. CELERY has
plenty of orders for stone and intends
pushing things as soon as the frost and
mud are out Of the way. iss4
Notwithstanding the great number Of
blowers VIC have around this section of
country, we see the Messrs. Twiuing
have erected quite fancy wind mill or
wheel about so feet In height, but when
we come to examine the thing, we find it
is placed over we'll some 80 or 40 feet
deep, SO that it is intended to raise water
as we'll as wind.
AS shall remove from Lambertville
in few days, desire all persons who
have claims against nae to bring them in
at once, and those who owe me are re-
quested to be prompt in payment. wish
to leave no unsettled accounts, If possible.
f. 90. THos. E. LoUDEN.
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We call attention to the advertise
ment of "Pratt Brothers, Nurserymen,
Of Rochester, N. Y.,'' who are in want Of
more statesmen.
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NEW HOPE AND BUCKS COUNTY, PA

Good favored Celery for sale at Clev-
enger's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

List of Letters remaining unclaimed
in the Post Office at Lambertville, Hun
terdon county, N. J., for 80 days, Feb.
10, 1884:
James J. Dillon,
Mrs. Lizzie Frazer
Frank Page,
CLARK PIERsoN. p. NJ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

The largest line of Seeley's Hard
Rubber Trusses in town, at .Johnson's
Drug Store.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

Gents Furs' for Sale.
Otter Cap, Sable Collar, Otter Gloves.
Price very low. Apply at THE RECORD
office.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

The Centennial Building and Loan
Association held its regular monthly
meeting last Monday evening. The sea.
son in which money is required for bust.
ness is at hand. The bidding for loans
wss quite spirited. aud there were seven
teen cash loans sold as follows: One at
IS. so; one at So. %; two at 81. %; two Mt
$4.0O; two at 1915; three at $3.50; two
$500; two at 50 %; aud two at S1.75.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

Last Friday afternoon, Mr.. Willie W /.
Robinson, while endeavoring to get some
blanks from an upper shelf in the Office of
the Master Mechanic of the Penna. r. r.
in this city, fell from the ladder upon
which he was standing, and received such
injuries VS. to render him unconscious for
several hours. He is still confined to his
room, but we are glad to report that he is
improving.
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Feb. 90. 1884.


Asa L. Miller Reported X lIled.
The Philadelphia daily papers of the
18th inst, published the following item:
"a desperate encounter with two burg
lars, took place at one O'Clock yesterday
morning, at the cottage residence of Cap
tain j. II. Bossler, at Myerstown. At
that hour his wife awoke him and said
that she heard noise Mt one of the win
dows of their betlchamber. The Captain
armed himself with revolver and ascer-
tanned that the noise proceeded from a
window of the sittiug-room adjoining.
He was able to see, through the inside
lattice, two burglars on the outer sill, one
of whom was slowly raising the window.
The Captain threw open the lattice and
saw one of the burglars drawing revolt
yer, whereupon Captain Bossler quickly
fired, and the first burglar dropped back
from the sill and fell to the ground. The
second man then fired at the Captain, the
bullet whzzing past his head aud lodging
in the wall. The Captain was about to
fire the second time, when the remaining
thief jumped back and caught hold of his
wounded companion, whose blood was
pouring from terrible wound in the abb
domen.
The burglar made strenuous effort to
help his wounded confederate, who was
heard to exclaim ''No, sir Joe, you get
away; it's all up with me- The firing
aroused the neighbors, who together with
the Captain, traced the bloodmarks with
lanterns, and finally found the wounded
burglar near stable about fifty yards
away. He was placed in the custody of
Constable Meyer. who put the man in a
sleigh and took him to the Lebanon Jail.
''The prisoner seemed indifferent to his
fate, and positively refused to say any
thing more than that his name was Miller
and that he came from Philadelphia.
Word was received in this city yester-
day, that the person shot was Asa L.
Miller, who formerly resided in Lambert
vile, and who was arrested two years ago
for burglary and escaped from Fleming
ton Jail and that he had died from the
effects of his wound.
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Confirmation.
The Rt. Rev. DIR. Scarborough, Bishop
of New Jersey, will hold Confirmation
in s. Andrews Church, on next Wednes-
day evening (Ash Wednesday 9th inst,
at half past 7 o'clock. l
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

The Frenchtonn Independent says
that the repairing of tue wagons belong
ing to Robbins Circus, by the Bum
Brink carriage Manufacturing Co., is
progressing rapidly. Several are finish
ed, presenting a neat appearances, showing
skillful workmanship on the part of the
employees. The circus winters in Penn
sylvania opposite Frenchtown.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-02-20

The foremen and employees of the
Lambertville rubber mill, gave Mike b.
Ian surprise party, last Tuesday even
ing, on his return from his wedding trip.
Mr.. Bolan and wife received some valu-
able presents from his mill friends; from
the Office men. handsome dinner set;
from the other parts of the mill, a hand
some clock, a pickle castor, an elegant
cut-glass hanging lamp. set of silver
knives and forks, and several other vaiu-
l. Il
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A Card.
In closing my business relations with
the people of Lambertville and vicinity,
l desire to return my thanks to them for
the liberal patronage they have given me
during my twenty-five years of bust
ness life here; and also for their friend
ship, and for the kindnesses shown and
favors accorded me during that period.
They will ever be remembered CRATE
fully.
also desire to commend to them my
successors in business, Messrs John +.
Pew & Son, who are gentlemen of expe-
rience. and well posted in the trade I
feel confident they will give satisfaction
to all who patronize them.
THos. E. LoUDEN.
, 1884-03-26

tons, for the corresponding period of last
year.
New York, March 10Th
Flour pr bril-, st. Lawrence brand, $40
Meal, best Br%an6ywine, per brl. ESQ to ]
H NJ. Pork, per Dbl, SI75
New Seasons Pork per Dbl SI8 4.
suoor crystals per b., ST to I.
NH Fair to good refining pr ID s. too
English Islands MolasSes, 30 to 40 cts.
Exchange, New YorH and London, 4.873
London, 18th.
DrmerarA Crystals percwt. FL Is
SuoarJ Sd.
'"S" MuScovndo per cwt., go los GIL.
lClayed Havana, No.i2, go los Cd
at1Oat.
Demerara Rum per gallon, Is 81.
Trinidad Cocoa per cwt. ga 6s. OIL.
COnsolS leo.
Bank of England Rate of Discount 8 p. ct
Liverpool Cotton Middling Upland, pr 10
81
3 per cent. Rentes i'll Paris Fcs. 1865.