The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-23
A MEDICAL COLLEGE.
As SGbieet. and Why His Lecture Was Interrupted.

Was Interrupted.
 Ned Blukes and Andy Patterson. ool- ored gentlemen of dist,potion who had worked at a hospital. decided te throw ofi the yoke oi service and become men of science After looking around for 4 field ln which to exercise ,hen learning they al last settled upon tAe idea oi es- tabllshing a medisal eorege. where the eolo,ed youth of he land would have chance to store away that knowledge so necessary m the successful practice ot medicine. They rented a smaii house m the suhalbs ana ~ith well circulated handbtl.s. a.is eiilsed iat students. N hen Inc dA, ior formal opening eamc. three men presented themselves
 H4b seats. gcneimen. sad ptoies= sof b.ukes. fessot Patterson. N hat rangemen,s hAb you made ,e, glt suh. Ie,k iui s,tatlon m 'na,emy
 Tired ter ge a dead man. lessor. replied alter son = but e ooaidn do Il. l had le' ee,npetmise on 4 eat. >ah
 ttcsh at
 "oh. yas. sah. ili killed de animal las night"
 " Young genermen. sad professor Blukcs. l'se mighty glad dat sch ca. sion hab persen,ed itself Iur all de med- lgai fessers in de country will ergree. da, fur tie papposes Q seeuon. iresh cat heats a man all hoiicr pMs suth.n bon, 4 fresh ca what shows le condition O man. better dcn ie man ken show Ii hlsse't Al college l lsrnrd mo from cuttIn up ai den dld from all de men what we handled. Young genetmcn. what am soon ter stonish ds ,an wid know ledge. de s,iation e natoiny ~lll take plate ter night Now all da, perposes Ter hEht dis battle q latnIn' tei de ecnd, w.h please pay hve dollars an 'ttiee'laie u dis book
 The young men deeply impressed ~ith the old fellows wisdom. paid the na,ricu- thAtps tt1 NithVbt Il i4tHiiAbsa Al UlEut they were promptly on hand. and with ou; any hiich usually ineiden, upon the starting of of gfea, performance, the cat was produce ed. thrown on table and cut m two by Prof B!akes
 les watch me" hc sad ~hetting his butcher knife on | irasmen, of gr,nd- stone be qaickness 0 dc human eye m such eases IS 4 m4ghiy portan, factor. Now after oary1ng he cat 4 few more ,imes, l" Fl les pu, de knife CT >lde an splaln dc s.seherrsslon ll.s an, de liver De liver. gennefmen. is sor o' A zoa,hern man In his haFae kcf Hes blilious an is 4 tines po~efia. lAt, lierc's dc hear Sos de heart ls mons;roas busy. an ma} De ciass-d ~id de eastern man I'se iookin fsf de kidney
 Hash. whispered lrefessor faae,- son. ca' an goi DO s,dneys
 ' say se lonsin sif de ptase Nhar de kidheys oesh,ei be Dsts de beauty bout see'in cat F he ain go' .ll de 5.nis vhli a taan h. he %, de loeailly irum ~n,th scf ken make de zamplc No~. ef man f.lIs ter hab Al de piats 0 eat. yef's go' Ter stop rgh' daf, fur man alr commerda,ln e a cat Wall, heah's de 'engs. 3e lungs E grea, bloT, An h4a g9t many A rnan inter trouble @osi1 'tsse yer young genpermen, ,ef pay sl,,s teallon Ter de lungs. lessen yer wAnier sec A,gh,4 ~hu, an counted faf IT. de medieai books [ se yer lungs too ms h an folks 4p' ter cal yer liar. $o~ he4h de 2
 "Yers done gone fa' naf, sad one of the sesden,s
 -whut's de matter W.4 ye- sah Do4n yer wan,er take de faI ,oer
 We ss done took qai,e huff. throw ing baes hls eoA, ard sshiblang a star. Wes. Perl.eerneri 4r. has had our eyes on yer i4f some time Come on he4h. bof 5er
 ~Oa i.a~a sad rsotsssor B.akes
 .' On, La~c. said Professor P4,,erson.