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A DIFFERENCE OF OPINION has arisen between the
adtutant general and the quartermaster general,
on one side, and General NJ. C. Meigs formerly
quartermaster general, on the other. upon the
question whether the QuartermaSters' volunteers
during the war shall be claSSed soldiers or civil
fanS The former officers hold that IL was a civil
Ian force and the latter that IL was military or
ganizarton, and entitled to the legal rights and
privileges Of exSOlers and sailors OF the late war;
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ACTS OF THE MARYLAND LEGISLATURE APPR0yRp,-
Gov. McLane yesterday approved acts OF The Maxr-
land assembly enabling the city OF Baltimore 10
indorse OF the second mortgage bonds Of the
Maryland Central railroad, and TO create debt q
81 100000 on account or the Richmond and Danv1yls
railroad. The governor pocReted the bills 10 fes
peal the 500 Wages exemption law and TO amsa1
the gambling law
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kilograms to The Star
RESULT OF THE STORM.
TeleyraphSc Communicated with he
North. Enst and West Cut Ofks

BALTIMORE. Aprfl a-At $50 O'Clock this mofnne
slight rain was succeeaed by a Wild sncw-st<xm-
which continued until noon. The wind blew rom
the northeast az a velocity OF 20 miles an hour Ine
snow-slorm WIS heavier than at any um
CURING the winter, but the snow melted ss
touched the ground About noon the violenoe =.
Tue storm ahated. but snow continues falunH ~
talS hour 52i5A X Is impossible 20 learn nov inr
tht storm extends. The telegraph lines eaoiee IN
all directions frum this CITY east. north ana wes,;
except TIE wires 20 Washington. are down, eno
communication is had onv with that city.
Hank Failure i'm Indiana.
INhrANtFoIIS Ism, April "A dispatch from YER
salt.e>. bhia 10 The Journal says: he Exc0anse
Bank closed rs doors YESTERDAY r. r. CoppessL of
VteiNtl,, ohio has tcn appointed receiver. The
loss, about $4,000, VIII fan on the stockholders
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MARRIAGE L1cENsEs-Marr1age licenses have
been issued by the clerk OF the court to ThoS E.
skinner and Georgianna D. Gass Benjamin F.
Powell and Louisa Cook; Thomas Lewis Coleman,
Of Cincinnati, Ohio, and Minnie Frye
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-04-09

Robert II. johnson, a well known turf man. veo
killed at Louisville. ky., on Monday by neRro bug.
who struck johnson On .he head With q br14.
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" ''''' ''o or
CITIZEN
The Committee heretofore appointed at a Mass Meet
ing of the Business Men having perfec ted the
ments
THE GENERAL MASS MEETING

Ing OF the Business Men having perfected the arrange
IneDtS,
THE GENERAL MASS MEETING
CITIZENS
will be held at
LINCOLN HALL.
"WEDNESDAY, April 9. 1884, at 3D. m
Eminent gentlemen from different parts of the coun-
try Will participate and address the meeting
All are cordially invited to be present.
ap1-3t IHE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE.
t. NUMBER OF REGULARLY ORGANIZED
y - and responsible bodies desiring to obtain suit
able quarters tor their regular meetings. would I've
1on IN central location, of building secoud
or third floor would b.. suitable for the purpose named
Aa"f"ss BOX lo. Star ofhce ap76t
7 ~ NEW BUILDING ASSOCIATION.
The first REGULAR meeting of the SECOND WORK
het OF dnes anu making advances will bc held at the
Hall corner Sh aud f. northwest Oh WEDNESDAY
~ ENlNG the 9Th nst at o'clock. This Association
low rate # interest $500 may be obtained on one share
Tor month repayment of 81 900 shares
tor rela Of $40 monthly. rsorls wishing to
invest tii' II monthly good security should
taNt adSanl, the inaucelien offered d,ositors
6lrrcent b" TX raid upon all investments i lie As
soIatnn l To be conducted in the very best manler
and prolSs to be Of the largest i'll city Con-
the meeting. The following officers authorized to
TAXI subscriptions for stock:
President. TfiO-. BRuDERICK. 923 22d stnw
Vice Pr. si.lc t. JEREMIAH O'CON NOR Adams ED
Secretary, JOHN I. LYNCH. 2Gb4 9th stnw
Treasurer. T. d. DAILY. g. Market buildings
- Directors-"ln- ii. Bayne Adams Express, + st John
H. fali3I on a53 s,nW Dennis Fogarty l'29 9th st.n.
2i2l Stu w: Patrick LIrkin, 800 22d stnw: Edward
u. Corcoran, 1853 Lst.nw.
Attorney-Neai T. Murray. 3l3 Az st.n.w.
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oCRATIC FRONT.
Members Of Congress are stfl chary about z
pressing their views upon presidential matters, but
the talk about the capitol to-day is favorable
to Arthur than Il has been for time past the
opinion is expressed that the first ballot Bsine
VIII be Iar In the lead OF all the other candidates,
Arthur and logan being very close together, aud
Ednunds fourth. Like Grants 3d. the Blaine vote
VIII be powerful and stand by him well but IL viii
be number not quite large enough 10 secure his
nomination, and VIII not increase much after the
first ballot The tight VIII then be between Logan
and Arthur as TO who shall get the shifting vote,
the advantage being with Arthur Then, as LogAns
chances weaken. his strength VIII 20 TO Arthur.
with the possibility OF his nomination The So
munds vote Is not expected 10 amount 10 mach
except in case OF determined stand-on between
the other three candidates
The democrats still cry for Tilden. despite his
declarations that he viii not be a candidate. The
Randall men favor T1lden, and bear his name as an
olive branch TO their free-trade brethren. saving,
" Let unite upon this" To harmonic the party
and bring victory TO the democratic camp they say
they are confident that T1lden VIII accept unbers t
is found that his health is really so bad thai &c
would be utterly impossible for him TO do 90. ana
that they thlk is not the case IL is said that The
democratic delegates from Pennsylvania VIII %
given to understand that they are 10 vote foe III
den the proper time.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-04-09

THE o. s s. TRENTON arrived at Colombo, Island
OF Ceylon, yesterday, with the Corean ambassadors
on board. All well
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SHARES 81 EACH.

r~sz,o BUILDING LUMBER
AND
HARDwOODS
AT LOW PRICES
ESTIMATES FREELY MADE.
LARGE STOCK OF DRY LATHs.
WM. MCLEAN Il son
ap3 Cor 18th and streets northwest,
rf>0 DRUGs.-c. $ PRICE. DRUGGIST. 426 7rH
- ST. sw.. the leading Pharmacy i'll South Washing
ton Physicians Prescriptions specially. Fatcn. Med
icmf5 II rerfumery and TOILET Articles great variety
-.e' MINcAsTER 4 HOWARD'S CAPSICIN
- POROUS STRENGTHENING ILASTERS are
the best Price, 20 cei:ts Call at 9TH and streets AID
tFS one app
ff- DIR. j. CURTISS SMITHE HAS REMOVED
- his office from s25 street northwestto 1913 New
- ASenns the only arent Tor Wharton q; Green's %
Iokay vineyard of Fayettvllle North Carolina soup
r"ri'onS. Iokay and 9th r Wines. mh2s I'm
- JOHN H. NAeTxnEE 81, HEw YORK .vrx1r
i 5;s,1; ,hs sny , N;, 2Sent for C. E1NEkESs Xa
iT the only agent for Miss {. F. MAhriSs rns'siisd
s@is s:fn! fsr E3bENf sNhfHs fHHs
he b.
| lie can bo supplied. mllo7- i'm
-, ayenpr is the Only agent for PHiLiP J. LAE-
best in the market mlla7-lm
,lY- OAK HILL CEMETERY.
ADMISSION ON SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS
No sha be admitted within the Cemetery
brs OF their immediate families and persons acconpa
% ny1ns them and I'm. SUPP riliend.nt stall have the
selves to be- and refus. he may refuse admis-
BY order OF the Board of Managers.
mh22-6m Treasurer and Superintendent
r-rS-' TYPE WRITING PROMPTLY AND ACCU-
olerators SUPPLIED. SHORT HAND MKlTHRs rs iar' at.
ni5.ed .,, :,,,s at short notice J. A WH1IcoMB:
rs. DIR: WILLIAM NJ; CATE HAS NEW OFFICES
srna at 9S 1 t sd fsecs s LIMITED liz lite trHo to @
rys ROGINsKI 4 LEWIS THE WELL-KNOWN
- Sign Painters and Gazers formerly of the cor
modous shop No. 9os street northwest Telephone
| connection mhI9-Im
rrs. BRASS ANpIEONs, YIRE SETS, TENDERS
r.F. BROOKS &c. &C. GAS FIXTURES
ru, l1 ts sFEgE ogd;
o1ed Globes. Fancy Brass and Porcelain Lamps Port
dis EF BROOKS
rtSsa BOERICKE TAFELS' HOMEOPATHIC
~ MEDICINE at {. CHRlSTIANIS. No 4sl Penn.
syIVanla avenue. mf2J I'm
~ SAMUEL $. SHEDD
GAS t1AtURES, GAS FIXTURES,
SLATE MANTELS
LATROBES. RANGES, FURNACES,
PLUMBING AND HEATING
Jobbing promptly dona
febI2 lno 9th street northwest
Tsra THE ATTENTION OF VISITORS AND
Residents is particularly called to PHOSVITE,
the new and popular Brain aud Nerve Tonic and Safe
guard against Malaria For sale iass or
IL DottlsaD
" C. MILBURN
EoleInventoc and Manufacturer,
sep8 l423 Pennsy lvanix avenue
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

r-Esa THE WASHINGTON RECORD. PUBLISHED
C-s To morrow contains all the Temperance Mill
tary and Religious Association news For sale by all
newsboys and at the hotel news stands. 1t
r-Eso ST PAUL'S ENGLISH LUTHERAN CHURCH.
t-S corner Of llth and streets northwest.-Ser-
vices-Passion week-continued Tonight at 745: TO-.
morrow night at 745: Good Friday morning and even
ing at ii and 1:45. DOctrina class at FRIDAY
Communion and confirmation on Sunday morning neIt
All kindly invited. 5. DoMER, pastor. ap92t'
"AshiSst9S issj F s4nnrF 81 ARFN HosIsMtsr S lss.
have this day given the Washington agency of the
Potomac Insurance Company. ALI policies expiring at
this office and after this date will be collected by Mr.
w r. Deebe Assistant Secretary in person, may be
renewed at the CoInpanys office 1919 sd street West
Washington. D. g. Respectfully,
ap9-6t JOHN n CASSJN
fESo ALL SOCIETIES md ORGANIZATIONS IN
ts tending to take part in the Emancipation Cele-
braton April 10th will send representatives meet.
ing e be helu at Carson's Hotel, FRIDAY EVENING
April llth - o'clock, present the Of their or
ganZation in order that they be assigned to their
proper position in the procession. 81 ned by
ap9-2t' GILBERT l.. JOY Chief Marshal
rFo THE BOARD OF LADY MANAGERS OF
80 80 the = NATIONAL HoMEOPATHIC HOSPITAL
ASSfS;OCiAIiON will hold their annual meeting on
IHI RSDAl April 10th. at 1:3J p. ~ at tue Hospital!
Nv ii"o street northwest apS-N
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GOvERNMENT RECEIPTS TO-DAY.-Internal reve-
hue, S2lS,1.1; customs, s57S,3Gl.
CAPT. DEvAN, OF the life station at louisville is
In the city. He is a famous life saver and has
received numerous medals in acknowledgment OF
his acts OF bravery His station rescued several
thousand people during the recent floods
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-04-09

~ MjNCASTER & HOWARDS CAPSICIN
- POROUS STRENGTHENING iI.ASTERS are
TIE best Price, 70 cents Call at eth and streets and
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! - JOIIN II. MAGKUDEE.
- I4l7 NEW YORK AVENUE.
Is the only aren't for c. A HEINEkEA'S Virginia
Clarets and Whit. Wines. uh27 i'm
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-04-22
M6tjabrige Scrofeln gebeilt.

Sin anseiebener Correspondent albert
SimpiOn, Esq, pom Yeoria, 3d., i6reibenb
iast: vSamaritan Nerpine bat mid BON
Scrofeln sebeiIt, nadbem i9 a6t Sabre
an Der 8ranfbeit selitten." Simpiom
lebt in Peoria, frast i'm. Seoer GpOtbeter
bGlt es. $3.50
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-04-22
Eiir GinwanOerer.

stnwonoerr uuo iol9t, pelts SerDauote unb Sreuubs
aus europa erIparien. mosen I'D Su itoer 2sit an Ben iins
terSeidueieu I'M Austuit uno pile wenoen. gpenn Ses
ulano pon EUROPA toHnlt, 10 benadridtiae man mid. NIT
peldem Sqine uno IN peatt Sdttss abtbsilnua man aus
lansen piro, 70 weroe td oeuielben am betreHenter qon.
bnnssplaes in enpians nebmen uuo ibm ibetaa mil Rof6
uno That iur Sette lieben. As Sertrauensmanu beS Ia
cattle Sarssn bic an mid ourt 8rieie ansswieiensn Gins
panoerer gu s%niplau9sn uno ilr ibr Setss ~ ioraen. 3abIs
retde !Sen9nthe pon seiltliten uuo reltIideu perfonsu
ipreden tnr metne &irtiamteit tn oieier anatleaenBat.
Sdtnssoniraeie &c. pom uno nad europa per6en bsIorat
nno pie ttsrlte austunit hber tatboliide 9~olonien In
sseiien, pabrblleis iir aIe giieubabueu in ben ge. Staas
ten srtbsiit. wean ~aereifrs:
Joseph Koelble,
NS6 East Third StreetSNew York City.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
4 Yankee Asnmar.

The driver of an ash cart in Nassau
street, attracted the attention of pas
ser-by because he looked like Yankee
and yet was picking coal from the ashes
and putting II into bag.
I'm from Connecticut said the
driver, using very good language. Il
carry the bag along because it pays.
get more than enough coal 10 keep n
fire gong. I'll have enough 10 last all
next summer. after these stores need no
fire. Then | find some other things"
What, for instance?n
''lnkstands. have a dozen at home
that cost not less than ~ each. They
were ink covered. Boys throw them
away rather than clean them. / have
gold pens that must have accidently
dropped into waste baskets Then, if
my feet were small enough, | could get
more shoes than / could wear
''What do you do with them, thenPn
GIVE them 10 the Dcighbors, mostly.
Some of my mates have been luckicr
than |. One found a valuable gold ring
one day, and another pocketbook that
was lined. Up town in the home dis
trict, there is no end of the forks.
knives, spoons, glasses, dishes, and
other chuck that is found i'm the ash
barrels
at must pay to drive Il cart
BETTER not throw up your job TO try
1t. It's all luck. You might not find
anything in year. Some never do.
Some find good deal It's worse than
mining for gold; I've tried them both. "
N y. Sun.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
LIKE HIS FATHER,

lie was Afflicted with stoas In the Bisd-
der, Also, Like Him. was Cured by the
Use OF Dr. David kenncdy's Eavorlts
Remedy (of Rondout, ~. ".
Mr.. s. W.. Hicks, OF Pleasant Valley,
Duchess Co., n. Y, the son of Mr.. +. s.
Hick whose name may have appeared in
this journal in connection with an article
similar TO this, was, like bis father, afflicted
with Stone in the Bladder, only that his
case was more serious than his fathers.
The father advised Che son to write to DIR.
David Kennedy, OF Rondout, n. Y, who,
he said, would tell him what TO do. DR..
Kennedy replied, suggesting the use OF
KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY,
which had worked 50 successfully in the
fathers case. Mr.. Hicks, who had been
assured by the local physicians that they
ooIld do nothing more for him, tried FA-
VORITE REMEDY. After two weeks use
of IL he pas ED a stone Z OF an inch long
and of the thickness of a pipe-stem. Sinc5
then no has had no symptoms OF the return
of the trouble. Here is n sick man healed.
What better results could hive been ex.
pectedg VIVA greater benefit could med.-
cal science conf. r? The end was gained;
that is surely enough. d.. Kennedy as
sures the public, 10y n reputation which he
can not afford 10 forfeit or imperil, that the
FAVORITE RENEDY docs invigorate the
blood, cures liver, kidney and bladdercom-
plants, as well as all those diseases and
weakness SEES peculiar to females.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
ROumanian Morals.

Roumania is famous for the facility Of
It's divorce and the laXity Of its morals.
1t IS, however, not so generally known
that the usage of the laXcst society i'm
Europe imposes the scvcrcst restraint
upon the innocent social intercourse be-
tween the young of both sexes. A lady
writing from Bucharest sends the fol-
lowing dismal account of the way in
which the Roumanian Mrs. Grundv tv-
ranlzes over the unmarried women:
Girls have very little liberty here. If
agentleman is seen dancing more than
twice during the same evening with n
young lady, he is rs much compromised
as the unhappy maiden herself, and i'm
medlately pOunccd upon by n score of
relatives demanding his intentions. No
conversation can take place between the
young couples, as directly after the
dance the gentleman must trot his part
ner back to the matern Il wing A
young girl is allowed TO have little or
no intercourse with men, and n harm
less Irritation would be ruinous to her
reputation in Bucharest. How can a
girls mind develop under these and the
accompanying circumstances? No
wonder she accepts the first offer of
marriage as u means of cmancipatinr
herself, neither is it astonishing that
men never trouble themselves to talk
for any length of time to an unmarried
lady. Y. SIN.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
THE DRUlunERS STORY.

As tho train whirlcd on 10y wood and lake.
Aud picturesque mountain gap,
And had settled myself TO take
An attcr-saudw ich nap,
TO float away from this drcary world
To realm whore bu bulls sing
Loves lyrics TO roses dcw-mpearlcd,
AND all That sort OF thing,
y dry-goods drummer came and sat
Right down ian the scat 10y mo,
And straightway he began to chat
In "A manner wild ana free.
And when he'd removed his ovcrcoat,
Aud hung his hat on his knee,
With an air most bold he glbly told
This curious tale to me:
once know a man with merry gait,
And movement quaint 10 see;
His height was sometimes Ave feet eight
And sometimes Ave feet three"
Dcar sir, do You think I've an empty pateY''
He responded; No. Stree,
But his height wIs sometimes nve feet eight,
And sometimes rve feet three"
Explain" cried. for couldn'twait,
Explain tho riddle To me
OF the man who was sometimes Ave foct
eight
And sometimes Ave feet thrce.'
Then the drummer smiled "A smile scdate,
And murmurcd: "Ccrtanleo
Illerplain. your longing with JOY to safe.
This wonderful mystery.
The tale shall unto you relate
As the same recurs TO me
Of the man who was sometimes Ave feet
eight,
And sometimes Ave feet three.
He was born i'm the distant State
of Maine. where the Moose runs free
This man who was sometime i've feet eight
And sometimes five feet three"
Come, get to your story, delay hate"
He responded: "Prcsentlcc;
This man who was sometimes Ave feet eight
And sometimes Ave feet three,
Was born, "a said. i'm n former line,
In AroostoOk's wilderness:
Ono leg was as long IA yours or mine,
The other five inches less
And that you may know this wild and grcat
And wonderful mystcrce,
On his long leg he stood 1--WE feet eight,
On his short one five feet three"
r.. n MunkittTick IN Puck.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
How Long WOuld IL Take to FIJI the
Sahara!

In view of the recent project to fill up
the Desert of Sahara by connecting it
with the Mediterranean Sea, CORE
spondent, +. l.. j. writes to us inclos-
ing few figures, the results of some
calculations
According to the latter it would re-
quire 1000 years for the waters from the
Mediterranean to fill the valley of the
Jordan, which is LOCO feet below the
former, the water TO flow through n
passage 100 feet by % feet deep with a
velocity of four miles an hour.
With channel 100 times this
capacity it is possible, Ike says.
to limit the period of filling to
40 years. At the same rate it would
take 10000 years to fill up the Caspian
Sea to the sea level, and thousands of
years to fill up the Sahara. Scientific
american
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21

John Coyne, of Denver, has ordered
a gold mounted collar for his doc. One
night not long since Coyne's house took
fire, and, being light affair, was being
rapidly swallowed up. Being heavy
sleeper, he did not hear the cracking
flames, and would soon have crcmatcd
had not his dog burst his kennel open.
rushed into his masters room. and
scratched him in the face until he
wakened up. So narrow was his escape
that nc had not even time to yet his
pocketbook from his pillow Dsnvcr
Tribune
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
The North Pole.

1t is misapprehens.on to suppose
the chief purpose of Arctic exploration is
TO reach the north pole. The north pole
has figured in the schemes Of scientific
explorers only as q desirable incident
IN the carrying out OF their work Geo
graphcrs talk Of the north pole uuest
pure and simple as an nsc.cntiiic and
q puel1le idea. What explorers are real
~ expected to do is to advance as far
rs practicable into the unknown reg on.
to study its geography and make i'm
pOrlant scientific observations CAPTAIN
Mares, nine years ago, had 10 halt 400
miles this side Of the pole But his
expedition was called q brilliant sue.
cess, because lie entered the prpat
frozen sea north Of this con incni. ok
plored the coast line for distance Of
thirty-iivc degrees OF longitude. and
brought home q great mass Of inter
csting scientific data.
The leading gcograDhers assert that
Arctic exploration is Of immense value
To the world, both i'm It's scientific and
in its commercial aspects. They say
that winds, tide terrestrial ma0n ,fi-u
mcteo ologf. and other important pho.
nomcna an of be- thoroughly fu.c.G.
gale except under many diffcrcD, con
Iiuons Of tempe aturo and locality.
Among many triumphs Of Arctic q
search they mention the fixing of The
position OF The tree magnet pole by
Ross. the finding Of % -implc means of
keeping The noodle .o.uGng 'o the true
Nortn ln high ATTITUDES. the disco cry
oil Che com ue c'al mineral cryolitr. and
OF the great whaling and scaling ground.
ln ihe Spit erccn and North Green
ia.d seas. They % scrt AL % that no
spite Of 'ho frigntlul disasters that ha.,
hc.a.lon some exploring part.c-. the los.
OF .if" has been small About three rer
cent oi the Aci explorers have died
in tfe coar-e of their wor. not % larg,
pr portion when cCmparcd with thr
NOR q. ~ among Arr an ozplor Us.
b. D. ~lu.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
Look ont for Yonr Head,

No matter what parts Il may finally az
feet, catarrh always starts in the head, aud
belongs 20 the head. There is no mystery
about the origin OF this direful disease. r.
begins in a neglected cold. One Of the kind
that Is "sure TO be better in few days"
Thousands Of victims know how IL Is by
sad experience. Ely's Cream Balm cures
colds in the head and catarrh i'm all it's
stages. Not a snuff nor liquid. Applied
with the finger to the nostrils.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
A Marital Dialogue.

She-My dear, how long do people
have to be married before they can have
tin wedding?
He Ten years.
She-Mercy me; why, we can't have
a tin wedding for seven years yet!
He-No; but there are plenty of
other weddings that come between.
For instance, the first year there is a
cotton wedding, the second year a paper
wedding, the third year leather we'd
ding and
Shea what?
He--A leather wedding.
She-Well. declare; and why is
there leather wedding the third year!
He don't know, unless the first
born is by that time getting old enough
to be tanned occasionally with slip
PhitqdelDhia CaH.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21

and your back aches, and your head feels
heavy, and you wake unrefreshed in the
morning and your bowels ars sluggish or
costive, you need Kidney.Wort. II is ma
tur~'s great remedy and never fails to re-
lieyo all cases Of Diseased Kidneys, Torpid
Liver, Constipation, Malaria, Piles, Rheu.
&c. IL operates simultaneously
on the kidneys, Liver and Bowels, strength
ening them and restoring healthy action.
Put up in both dry and liquid form. Sold
by all druggists.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21

The St Louis (Mo.) Post Dispatch says,
that Mrs. Phoebe Rice, 1913 Madison street,
sister OF Hon. III. Clay Sexton, Chief, st.
Louis Fire Department, had beeh suffer
erfrom inaammatory rheumatism for seven
years; the muscles of her hands and limbs
were contracted and she Ssod crutches. By
a single application Of st. Jacobs Oil sho
was benefited instantaneously, and finally
completely cured.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-03-21
A SnIcndId Dairy

is one that yields it's owner a good profit
through the whole season. But he must
supply the cows with what they need in
order for them TO be able 10 keep up their
product. When their butter gets light in
color he must make IL "silt edged" by US
ing Wells, Richardson a. Co.'s Improved
Butter Color. 1t gives the golden color OF
June, and adds five cents per pound to the
value OF the butter.