The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1884-02-21

Native Ito visitor from the South
"Ah, You We doaIed the kilt! Quit
killing, i declare! But why do vo,
wear the Macdonald tartan when YOU
name is Thompson" Little T. (wh,
has been getting good deal of chaff)
81 a very good reason-'cause I pait
for it, (Retires in huff.)
| Mrs. Enthusc-"How envy YOU voul
garden, Mrs. Smith! Anyone woult
know these were fresh tomatoes. ,
Little Johnny Smith (who has been in
the kitchen)-'.And right under the
Fresh Tomatoes there's the biggest
picture ever saw. 1t runs around the
whole can. Can't l get it, mamma?''
No charge is made for the suggestion
that the paper car wheel men ought to
use nothing but South American news
papers in their business. These papers
are so thoroughly familiar with rayoir-
tlons IS to require no preparation in
converting into a first-clasS wheel
Piftsturg Telegraph.
What to him was loveor hcpe9 What
to him was JOY OF care? lie stepped on
plug of mottled soap the girl had left
on the toplnost stair, and his feot flew
out like wild fierce wings. and he struck
each stair with sound like = drum.
ard the girl below witt; the scrubEinp
things laughed like fienL to see him
come.
A gentleman visiting a school had
BOOK put into his hand for the purpose
OF examining class. The word ..in-
heritance occurring in the verse. the
Iuerist interrogated one of the young
sters as follows: What is patrimonv?''
Something left by father "What
would you call it if lett by mother?''
'.Mat1inony."
''Why docs that lady ALWAYS carry 8
little velvet bag?' inquired Gubbins'
country cousin, smitten with the fair
face with its auriconnous fringe, and the
trim figure which he beheld for the
sixteenth time that day, balancing her
self ON six inch heels up and down the
Strand. Garry a bag. Oh, to keep
her character in, suppose" returned |
Cub. London Bird q Freedom.
''Who is ths, wan, haggard old man?''
Know you him not? Why, he is the
phOAcScoi- W u;;I Goes lie!
Nothing now; his language is dead"
why. then. sails he moi away in his
steam yacE:? ALAS. poor man. he
;aS no steam yacht. Long fed he on
rex roots and herbs, but these are
,3:s' gone. Come. come. old man, Won
must be of Cineiaacsi Commercial
9czctte
There is i'9i girt little boy Up town
is IS the son cf distinguished naval
'fiicer. the other evening his father
nd mother were talking about Oscar
Wide snd the new style in which he
!resse;i. why, pa, does he wear
lcthes: Certainly, said the father.
why shouldn't he wear clothcs?"
Why. pa. | thought he was a sun
over. '-Rings.oH Freeman
The other day the morning papers
preared without containing a word
boat the movements of Lord Colcridse.
le were left in total ignorance as to
-ietliei he was in New Zealand, New
ersey or ''some oihrr seapur. town.
i.is shonld not occur again. His En-
iIsh friends may think he has beenj
lurdered in the streets of New York !,
wild NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald.
''My son. Wiliyim," said a fond
iotter. ''Gscter he pretty wild as a boy,
ut since he went West he's sor;er
lrned over r new leaf, and got steady.
e's getting along well. too, for see
IS name in the papcrs-thcy say he
cen road agent, doing a large busi-
ess. and that his fell0w-citizcns or
anized necktie sociab.e in his honor
gently. l am 50 glad Willyim's get
Nc up in the world r