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The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

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The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

How DO l lock since I had my hair
shaved?"
Every like haIr-brained youth"
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

MAINE STEAMSHIP COMPANY
For New York.

steamers leave Franklin Wharf, on Wednesdsys
Snt Saturdays a. 8 p NJ. Returning leave Pier 35
East River, Rev York. on Wednesdays and Satur
sep3l dtf
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

Geo. M. Thompson, travelling agent, writes
from Albany, n. Y, 81 have seen Mrs. Matt
ing at the house of her daughter, Mrs. A. P.
Like, Mechanicsvllle, n. Y, whose life has
been saved By the use of Athlophoros taken for
rheumatism"
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08
Dnirreaem Ge,tinc glics,.

Progressive Dairymen Who ars only satisfied
with the best results are adding to their
wealth and comforting benef, OF society by
the rapid improvements they arc making in
the art of batter making. This class use
Wells, Richardson & Co.'s Improved Butter
Color, and know by actual test that it fills
every claim made for it.
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08
Few Work Stock and Money Market.

NEW YORK, Dec 6.-Money easy at lM@11a
per cent; closed offered at J prime mercantile pa
per at 412GJ6 per cent. Foreign Exchange steady
at IA for long and st So short sight.a
IIe Following are to-days closing quotations Of
EnVrrElmant GannritiAa:
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

B5g PERFECTION. The Scarlet, Cardinal
Red, Old Gold, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Dia-
mond Dyes give perfect results. Any fash
ionable color, 10 cents at druggists. Wells,
Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt.
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

&c:
ss9czaL.
New II Mxd Corn 53a54
! tt.d.Corn,oGr loLs58 a59
! No2 do, csr l05s. 57u55
Corn. bag iJrs, % q so
O&ts. 9af lots. 80 q 81
Oats, bag LOTS. 38640
Neal " ......57G59
! CottCnSeed, car Iots 20 ~
ottonSe3G bsg lo5B50 90
SsckedBrsn car ioy.
II 75Gl3 IS
90 bs2lotsI9 000E0 bJ
Nids, eae lots. Sz1M24 90
% pSz IoJs 2z.aS40 90
&rSv1sio0ss
lPcrE-
Bsoks. ..lG 6OGI7 90
4 CieaT.-...l6 0OmI6 so
u Mess lib 5g0l4 90
Mess Heef. IL 6uaII 90
TX BieGs..l1 50l1I2 60
Plate. ...,l2 5G,Gl3 GO
TX Piate.J3 001l4 90
Hams ..-... IItE0-2
Hams, covered 10 a14o
Lard
Tub, y 10 IA 2 s
. 3iegoos. "a q 8
Far. ..a... s 90
4 seeds.
Red Top. .-.2 25G2 80
: Iimcthyn,. 1 G0Gl 10
Clover. 10 gil
II RaEsHEs.
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

Flour, Grain, Provisions,
GEour.
SUpeTHns and
IoR grsGes. 2 5O43 90
y Spring aud
Ks Spring. 4 rs 40 0C
Patent Spring
Wheatg .....5 z5A5 CO
Michigan Win
to. otreights4 TEES OF
DO roller....6 00G5 rs
St. Louie wiz
Tor str8ight 8 00U5 Is
DO roller. IS 00a5 So
Winter Wheat
atenbs.".,.5 20G6 co
sIFGtss5Ces
Cranberries-
Cape Coils O0@l4 90
Maine. II G00l3 90
Pea Roars 00G2 %
MecipBls. 81 rs "a CO
0ermanmed1 1903 0C
Yellow Eyes2 00GZ %
Onions Pbbl. 2 GOo)2 %
Irish Potatoes 46G60c
Sweet Potat'e.4 O0U4 rs
Eggs y doz -. 2502ga
Turkeys I2GlJ
Chickens, $40
Fowl tu...,..... 7G8.
G5tslteFs
Creamery. ....3OE 3 9
Gilt Edge Ver....266 2Sc
Choice, .,...,..2 &c z 22C
Coed. ...,....l69l6C
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

"How are you getting on this winter?" wrote
one Virginia editor to another. Thank heav-
en-" was the reply, my wife is able to take
care of the family, and | have secured accom-
modatons in the county Jail"
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08
DR.W... WILSON'S
Special Diseases cured by letters.
DR.. Wilson is Sole agent Tor new and
most wonderful Invention for Female
Complaints ever produced; Just out

Ladies do not suffer, now that you can be relieved
at once by calling upon Or. W.
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

"And does this man refuse to provide for
you and his children" said New York
Judge.
Provide, yer honor" said the heart-broken
cupboard would niver be impty."
"What does he DO Tor liVing?" said the
judge.
"He digs graves for his broken promises"
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08
Fos.r Ffftfss

OF our American people are afflicted with
sick headache in either its nervous, bilious or
competitive forms, caused by irregular habits,
high living, etc, and no remedy has ever con-
quered it until Dr. Leslie's Special Prescrip-
tion was discovered. Give it Trial. See ad-
vertisement in another column.
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

At Thanksgiving dinner a commercial
traveller was offered a drumstick. He refused
the delicacy en- the ground that he always
sank the shop during the hours of social re-
taxation.
The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

Working the bunk.owe- Getting trusted fol-
nights lodging. The modern boat-hGuse-A
Crematory.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-08-23
SAMUEL J. TILpEy.

Every man knows that eight years ago We
were brought to the very brink of chaos by
the struggles Of the otlice-seekers: and but
for the patriotism and forbearauee of that
great statesman, Samuel J. Tilden, the streets
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-08-23
HARD WHEAT.


We, here in central Minnesota, have al
ways been told that our wheat was fair, but 1t
was not hard wheat to find that We must go
up ON the Northern Pacific. And yet here
we are told that between No. hard and No.
9 ''Northern,' there is 10 cents difference;
and again, they are TO decide whether that
wheat, all ''northern," all really ''hard,' is
No. hard or 'No. 2 Northern,' and while
they make IS cents difference between No.
hard and No. 2 regular, on the old crop, they
make but cents difference between tho
same grades Of the new crop!!
THE END NOT YET.
And these prices are the result of second
congress Of millers and rings. A previous
one had been held and fixed prices few
days before, but the second one was called
and put these prices down five cents on each
grade. What is to prevent them from meet
ing again tomorrow and putting them down
five cents morel [applausel. And they evil
IDENTITY contemplate such proceeding, for
this article tells US that ''many dealers
think the difference between grades
is likely to wid7s, but that of course will
depend upon the amount of each grade
offered as compared to others"
''wIDESING' OUR WHEAT,
That is to say, when the threshers begin 10
pour out their golden food over all the land,
the millers will keep No. l hard at the Same
figures, for there will practically be no No. 1
hard, but No. Q hard and No. 2 regular, will
be e'widened, t" that is TO say, dropped in
price, thus widening their own pockets
and the farmers eyes, great laughter). For
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-08-23

Surplus. Observation-Disclosures 7,534. coo
Under these circumstances, the company
being in default for six years, it was urged
with great reason, that the unearned land on
the uucompleted half Of the road, had better
go back to the general government, and be
distributed among the settlers as homesteads-
Il was urged that the company could
not complain because they had already
received FOR building half the road, lands
enough to bald the whole road, and seven
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
woman's Suffering and Relief.

Those languid, tiresomc sensations causing
YOU to feel scarcely able to he on your feet:
that constant drain that i taking IRON yonr
system all it's former elasticity; driving tho
bloom from your cheeks; that continual
strain upon your vital forces, rendering Won
irritable and fretful, n easily be removed by
the use Of that marvellous remedy, Hon Ri.
ters Irregularities and INSTRUCTIONS OF YOUR
system are relieved at once while the special
cause OF periodical pain are permanently re-
moved. None receive so much benefit, and
none are so profoundly grateful, and show
such an interest i'll recommending Hop Filters
as women,
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
SANTA CLAUS AND THE MOUSE.
EMILE POULsSON.

One Christmas Eve, when Santa Claus
Came TO a certain house,
To I'LL the children's stockings there,
He found little mouse.
"a merry Christmas, little friend,
Said Santa good and KIND.
"The same to you, SIR said the mousel
II thought you wouldn't mind
..If should stay awake tonight
And watch you for awhile.
az cure very welcome, little mouse.
Said Santa, with smile.
And then he filed the stockings up
Before the mouse could wink
From toe to top, from top to toe,
There wasn't left chink.
.Now. they won't hold another thing"
Said Santa Claus, with pride.
A twinkle came in mouses eyes,
But humbly he replied:
.It's not polite to contradict,
Your pardon impioTe,
But in the fullest stocking there
could put one thing more.
"Oh. ho!" laughed Santa. silly mouse!
Don't know how to pack!
By filling stockings all these years
should have learned the knack.
And then he took the stocking down
From where IL hung so high
And said: "Now put in one thing more;
/ give you leave TO try.
The mousie chuckled to himself
Anu then he softly stole
Right to the stocking S crowded toe
And gnawed little hole!
"Now, if you please. good Santa Claus,
I've put in one thing more,
For Won will own that little hole
Was not in there before"
How Santa Claus did laugh and taught
And then he gayly spoke:
.'Well! you snail have Christmas chees
For that nice little Joke.
ST. Nicholas for January.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
LEVITY FOR LAWYERS.

When Judge "bands down an opin-
ion" in an action at law, is that hand
me-down suit? Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
An exchange saws, "There il not sin
gle lawyer in Vermont State Prison"
Moral. Don't get married. Boston
Folio.
1t is said that the lawyers of Chicago
consume one-tenth of all the cheap
cigars made in this country, and the
remainder drift to st. Louis and Cincin-
natl. Detroit Free Press.
Some one has discovered that lawyers
as a class have much larger heads than
editors. The measurement must have
been taken in the morning when the
lawyers heads were swelled. Whining
ton Star.
A young lawyer who after prolonged
courtship had secured wife from whom
he speedily desired a divorce menti onet
his application for release as simply
carving his case from court to court
Pittsbutg Chronicle-Telegraph.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
A FIREMAN'S LUCK.
Engineer Crockett Draws $4,000 I'm
the Louisiana Lottery.

81 don't beneve it," was the reply of
of tie Fire Department of this city,
when he was aroused from his sleep the
Other night by a bro her fireman who
breatAlessly informed him that he had
won SIS 900 in The Louisiana State Lo.-
terry, in the drawing of the l1th inst;
whats more, l won't believe it until l
have had positive proof"
"SuppoSing l should advance you 500
on the strength ofyour chances. Would
YOU believe it then?" asked his comrade.
Eyes, l might"
The fireman went out and procured
the 500 and banded it to Crockett, who
for the first time began to realize his
great good luck. Then, in the language
of a friend. he 90. up, dressed himself,
and tried to stand on his head in the
corner.
Crockett never had $500 at one time
before this lucky strike" said another
fireman to the reporter. TO be sure he
gets $40 month as engineer, but he
isn't much of hand at saving. The tick
ct that won the money was No. 6S,9SO
and it captured one-fiftll of the first cap
| ital prize of 5000"
Has Crockett received lis money yet!
"Yes; but strange to say, he still sticks
to his Job. We all thought it would
paralvze him when he heard the news
but it didn't. He isn't Il man who
drinks or CANDLES to any great extent
He is about 35 years Of age and married
| | heard that he intends TO go back tC
New jersey, where he came from. and
bny a farm and settle down"
Crockett was interviewed, but ne
amount of questioning could make hin
say anything further than that he "didn'
care fol notoriety," and that he "didn'
want anything published about the mat
ter"
No. IS, $50 was the first ticket Crockett
ever bought in any lottery, and his for
tunate experience adds another scrap t.
the hi tory of lucky lottery players II
this city. San Francisco (Cal.) Chroni
Gle, Nov. 26.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
HANGED BY A HAIR.
Explanation Of the Execution I
WasIeIewsky I'm California.

WasIeIewsky I'm California.
The San Francisco Bulletin gives the
following explanation of the hanging of
the murderer Wasielewsky at San Jose
bv Ineans of single hair: The gsllows
trap on which the condemned stood had
double doors swinging from the centre
TO both sides. These doors, constituting
the trap, were held in position SO as to
form part of the platform of the gal
lows by spring bolt. This bolt WAS
sprung, thus opening the man-weighted
trap, by the falling of a fourteen pound
weight. This weight was suspended by
a small cord, which came up to the rail
ON the gallows, back of the condemned.
The cord, instead Of being at once and
simply fastened, was wound around q
'barrel." This barrel" was lying in a
horizontal position, parallel with the
| rail. and held few inches above 1t by
upright supports at either end. The cord
| holding the weight was wound around
| the barrel until the resisting power OF
| the friction almost Eeld the weight. This
almost was arrived at by previous ex'
periments until it was reduced to such a
ane point that the additional strength
of single hpir was enough to suspend
the weight; or, more properly, prevent
the cord from slipping. One end of the
| hair was fastened to the cord and the
other end to a screw driven in the bar.
rel. When the hair was cut the cord
slipped around the barrel, tine fourteen
pound weight dropped ten feet, springine
the trap bolt, and Wasielewsky shot
through the opening.
1t is said that Judge Belden, who tried
Wasielewsky, suggested this peculiar
scheme of retributive justice, but the
details were worked out by Sheriff Bran
ham. The hair which was used came
from lock of the murdered woman's
hair.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
BURDETTE'S CONUNDRUMS.

When is an editor not an editor?
When he's a-bored. This way out, please.
When is a musician like his instru
ment? When he's violinceller, please:
This is rather low down on the fiddler;
It's bass, in fact
The difference between the poet and
the train dispatcher dear? Why, GER
tainly: one writes all time and the OF
her times for "all right" Say this to your
self after you get on the cars.
Zelma, what was the difference be-
tween Noah and "Old Uncle Ned?" You
trow not? Well, one was caught in the
rain and the other wrought In the cane
Please sing without lining.
Why is the gentleman called pawn
broker? Because the oftener you go to
him the broker you get, and the broker
you are the oftener you go to him. This
also will apply to any broker. Rise ano
sing.
WHY is Castle Garden like a she bear
Because, ignorant one, it is chiefly vasu
able for the fur on her. This is believed
on account of its age, its dotage, in fact
to be one of the questions the Queen o
Shebear asked the solumn'un.
Why is drunlard like founding
Because he's brought up on the bottle
Hush by baby, thy cra]le is green; pa
pa is painting his nose with benzlne
there's the decanter and here is the mu
and here's the policeman and there
the jug.
| What are the strongest ties in the lif
of an editor? Advertise and chastise; on
set for his paper the other for his loatf
some contemporary. P.S.-lt is perceI
tible to the nake1 eye that the loatf
some contemporary usually getsthemo:
of it.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
Every Woman Knows Them.

The human body is much like a 5000
clock or watch in its movements; if one
goes too slow or too fast, so follow all
the others. and bad time results; if one
organ or set of organs worl imperfectly,
perversion of functional effort of all the
organs is sure to follow. Hence 1t is
that the numerous ailments which make
womans life miserable are the direct
issue of the abnormal action Of the
uterine system. For all that numerous
class OF symEtoms-and every woman
knows them-there is one unfalllne
remedy, Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescrlp.
ton" the flvorita of the sex.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
Twenty-Five Per Cent. stronger than
any other Butter Color.

BURLINGTON, VI, May 0, Iooz:
hereby certify that ! have examined the
Butter Color prepared BY Wens. chardson q
Co. and that the same is free from alkali or
any other SUBSTANCE injurious to health; that
have compared it with some Of the best of
other butter coIors in the market AMI ind II
to be more than twenty-h five per cent. stronger
in color than the best of Others.
am satisfied that it is not liable to become
rancid or in any way to !njure the butter
have examined it after two months free ex
Changes of Temperature, and found no trace
of rancidity. while other kinds similarly sx
posed became rancid. A. ii. SAblN.
Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
A Strong Endowment

is conferred upon that magnificent iusti-
tuition, the human system, by Dr.. Fierce
Golden Medical Discovery" that fOrtl-
fies it against the Entertainments of dis
ease. 1t is the great blood purifier and
alternative, and as q remedy for con
SUMPTION, bronchitis, and all diseases O
a wasting nature, its influence is rapid
efficacious and permanent. Sold every
where
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
SPernlanent.c

There are medicines wlich give only
temporary relief and then leave the suf-
fer,r wore OF than before, especially in
ca es of dyspepsia. Remember that this
is not the way With Browns Iron Bit rs
See W a. Mr.. j. NJ. Gaines, of Games
S. C., >ays about this prince of tonics
"My wi has been greatly benefited by
it: She had been troubled with dyspep
STA for Years and now l believe she j;
perman emily cuIel." 1t also Cures liver
and kidney complaints.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
when Doctors Disagree

IL will be time enough to doubt the reality of
Kidney-wort. Doctors all agree that 1t is
most valuable medicine in all disorders of the
Liver. Kidney and Bowels, and frequently
prescribe it Or. P. c. Ballou of Monkton
saws: "The past year l have used It more
than ever, and with the best results. 1t Is the
most successful remedy have ever used. "
such a recommendation speaks for itself.
Sold by all druggists. See advt.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Wnen you visit or leave New York City. vi;
Central depot, save Baggage Expressage an,
s. Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grand UnioI
Hotol, opposite said depot. Six hundred ele
gent rooms fitted up at cost of one million
dollars; 81 and upwards per day. European
plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied viii
the best. Horse cars, stages and elevate'
railroad to all depots. Families can live bette
fer less money at the Grand Union Hotel thai
Nc anv other frst-class hotel IN the citv
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

AAvoeasss Of prohibition need have - 1sao
kSRnnKLY ASH BIrrKRs" - = y Ao9S-
-. cd hy reason of It's csshaysts DtoDegeao1
0nnoos b used a. beverage. Il = 0Anlf10e,
~ iron tie purest materials, md 49,
Eoosiy o the Liver, Kidneys, Stomach an9
10wDk. As blood purifier u has ~ elna1
MI pleasant 20 the taste, and sDses =
00k3o0.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Premature decline of power
IN either sex. however induced, speedily
and permanently cured. Consultation
free. Book for three letter stamps.
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, n. Y.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

"A UAnD.-To all VINO are suffering from err
rors and indiScretions OF youth, nervous weak
send a recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovery
by missionary in South America. Send self
addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH L. lNMAN
Station d.. leu York
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
yaldosta Ca lime % 1881


Or. ]. Bradfeld. Dear Sir-I have, as you
know. been selling your Female Regulator for
years, and have had q steadily increasing
demand for it. and it gives the very best sat
isfaction. ] frequently sell it to physicians
who use 1t in their practice with satisfactory
results. Yours truly,
X THOMAS, NJ. D., and Druggist.
Treatise on the Health and Happiness OIL
Woman mailed free.
Bradfield Regulator Co.,
Box 20, Atlanta, Ga.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Honesty may run fur er long time in
er family. but it sometimes runs out.
De wust thief eber seed wuz dc son o
er homes fadder an mudder. 1t amt
right ter raise er chile ter eliebe dat
he's boun' ter be homes jes' cause his
ladder was. Honesty wild er man is
like. pacing wild er hoss, 1t may RUIZ in
de family but de right sort o training
helps it nightly. Arhansaw Traveller.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Nhy does bald head remind one OF
heaven? Because it is bright and shin
ing SPOT, and there is no dyeing or part
ing there. Saratoga Eagle.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Well Dressed People don't wear
dinpy faded things when the 10c. and guaran-
teed Diamond Dye will make them good as
new. They are perfect. Get at d druggists and
be economical Wells, Richardson Co.,
burlington, VT,
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

A Milwaukee girl has obtained $4,000
in Il breach ofpromise case for expenses
incurred in preparing the wedding, and
for great mental anguish uttered; 81
500 ,25 for expenses and six bits for rlen-
tai anguish. San Franc SEQ News Let
| for
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Ayoung lady is said to be ''of age" only
when she is married. This is the reason,
we suppose, why So many elderly un
married ladies never get beyond their
teens. Burlington Free Press.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
$4,000 Lost,

"a tour to Europe that cost me 5000. done
inc less good than one bottle al Hop B,tieTs
"they also cur d NY wife Of fifteen Years
nervous weakness, si'CpiCssrVss ana dys.
pepsia." Il. NJ, Auburn, y. Y.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

dead astray," as the fellow remarked,
while robbing hen-roOst, as he felt Jour
ounces OF N. SHOT pattering against
his revolver pocket. Chicago Sun.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Pure Cod Liver Oil made from selected iiyers,
on the ashore by GAswELL, HAZARD d Co, New
York. IL is absolutely pure and sweet Patients
who have once taken 1t prefer 1t to all others
physicians have decided 1t superior to any OF the
other oils in market
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

Neither Blaine nor Cleveland was an
Ohio man, which accounts for the diff
Guilty they experienced in getting there.
Merchant Traveller.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
A Postal Card story.

was affected with kidney and urinary
Trouble
For twelve years.
After trying all the doctors and paten
medicines could hear of, used two bottle
of Hop
"BltterS:"
And am perfectly cured I keep il
"All the time - respectfully, Il. f. Booth
Salisbury, Tenn.-May 4. 1856.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27
isaby saved,

We are go thankful to say that our nursin z
baby was permanently red OF a dangerou
and protfacted constipation and ire QUART
of the towels by the use of Hop Bitt,rs 10y it
mother, which at the same time restored he
to DC rfect health and strength.
The Parents, Rochester, Ny.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

There are to be no more glove fights
in Gotham except when the New York
girl tries to push her fist into something
smaller than u. Boston Bulletin.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

A f1eshy young lady was caught kissing
and hugging her lean lover, and In ex
PLANTATION said she was taking anti Fat.
Warsaw Wasp.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1884-12-27

This country is hot half big enough
for the man whose wife is chasing him
around the block with chair leg. Fall
River advance.