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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19
POLITICAL AMMO UNc EMENTS.

I'VE ARE AUTHORIZED To ANNOUNCE
W Judge X. E. Beckham as n candidate for
Judge OF the judicial district, composed
OF the counties OF 1arrant and Parker.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Send your orders to Spencer g. Tuck
er Tor buffalo meat. Have only few
hundred pounds left.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Peaks Western Chief sheep shears
the best made--riveted bow, ut Hen
ry & Peaks.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

That Hacking Congh can he so quickly cured
by Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee II. l.. n.
Brunswig & Co., wholesale and retail agents,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Try Anchor patent flour. Guar.
anteed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Olives by the gallon, oranges by the
box and lemons by the box at Spencer
~ fuckers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Older ample box OF SILVER
LOAF BAKING POWDERS.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

A fine lot of gold headings for decora-
tion has Just been received at J. ID.
larks', Slv Houston street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Fishing tackle of every description
at Anders0n's gun store.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19
SHERIFF.

NTEARE AuTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w the candidacy OF w. T. Maddox for re-
election TO the sheriiialty OF Tarrant county,
Nember, 1884.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Choice oranges, lemons and bananas.
by the carload Mt Spencer & fuckers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Choice oranges, lemons and bananas
by the carload at Spencer Il fuckers
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Try Anchor patent flour. Guar
anteed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Choice lemons, oranges and bananas
by the carload ut Spencer & fuckers
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

SILVER LOAF BAKING POW
DERS never disappoint the bread
maker.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Choice oranges, lemons and bananas
by the car load at Spencer d fuckers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Choice lemons, oranges and bananas
by the carload at Spencer q fuckers
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19
Rock Candy Drins

are absolutely pure and no mistake
at Spencer & fuckers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Headquarters for blacksmiths and
woodworkers Is at Henry q Peaks.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19
Rock Candy lrins

Pure and delicious and no mistake, at
Spencer & fuckers.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Use SILVER LOAF BAKING
POWDERS.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19

Ask your grocer forSILvER LOAF
BAKING POWDERS.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-05-19
ARTESLAN BATH HOUSE.
Northwest Corner of Public Square,
Fort worth.
BATHS. 25 GENTS.

Natural flowing water, white sulphur, mag
nesia ana soda. Soft as rain wafer eighty
gallons per minute. Best bathing water il,
lhe state. May be used as at Hot Springs
frank not while bathing. We don't use any
come and try It. '' ''e'''
STANLEY Il HAYMAKER.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02
NO. 43.

member from each precinct be ap-
pointed and that that member Select
two others in his own precinct to aid
him in thoroughly organizing and
working up the canvass. Carried.
prprinrt M | NJ & TnI,farro
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02
LARGER THAN THE LARGEST.
That is What the Old Settlers Say of
the Dance at E. w. Keene's, on
the Penasco, Sept. a3rd.

Your correspondent was one of the
many invited guests at the residence
Of K. w. Keene on the Upper Pen
asco, where more than 100 persons
participated in tripping the light
fantastic and portaken of the glori
GUS hospitaIities of the host and
hostess.
The crowd knowing that a royal
good time. was in store for them,
assembled early in the day. About
four o'clock, in the afternoon,
dancing commenced and continued
until 7 o'clock the following morning.
The music was furnished by Messrs,
Browning, Bunting and another
gentleman whose name we have for
gotten.
The supper, Or more properly
speaking, the feast, was grand
affair. The table was artistically
arranged and was well filled with all
the good things of the season. At
each end were sixteen lights four
tiers high, each tier representing a
cross. Supper was announced at 8
o'clock and was continued all night,
and had the crowd been twice as
large none would have gone away
hungry.
Mrs. j. A. Browning and Mrs. A.
H. Clayton assisted Mrs. Keene in
preparing the supper. | would like
to give the names of all present and
also tell about Capt. Wilkerson get
ting pepper in his eyes, aud how j.
p. Eaker looked soaking his blist.
cred feet, but time forbids. We
will say in conclusion, that it was n
very enjoyable affair, one that viii
long he remembered ty all present
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02
LINCOLN, LINCOLN COUNTY. N NJ, OCTOBER 2, 1884

Geo. G.. Quarles and the Blum
brothers had little difficulty last
Saturday, at Fairview, a small town
in the Black Range country, over
the loan of FIVE dollars. One word
brought on another, when Henry
Blum shot Quarles in the mouth, the
ball passing through his neck, break
ing it and lodging in the base of his
brain. Blum was acquitted.
Deputy Sheriff Wilkerson and J.
p, Eakers came in late Wednesday
night, from the Penasco, with John
I. Edwards Of that place as pris-
oner. He is accused, and under
stand has confessed, to having stolen
cattle of, J.. w. Neatherland in
November last, at Seven Rivers. He
is a son-in-law of old man Booths,
who had to leave the Penasco few
weeks ago, and, although he sympa-
thised with them i'll their late troub-
les, he was looked upon as being an
honest, reliable man. He is now in
Jail.
Judge Terrell came to us We'd
ncsday evening late and asked us if
he could get in the call for
the peoples convention in our next
(thiS) issue. We informed him he
could if we had room. He came to
the Office this (Thursday) forenoon
and we showed him we could not
possibly get the call in without tax
ing out paving advertisements, and
he said of course we could not afford
to do that. Just as he was leaving
he said he would rather pay us than
not to have the call published. But
we explained that there was not
room and he seemed to be satisfied
and asked US to publish the number
of names attached to the call. Now,
the fact of the matter is, if we could
have published it, our charges would
have been nothing, but we had to
leave out over one column of matter.
From the outside talk that is being
made, we think the Judge has done
us an injustice. There were A
names attached to the call when he
was in our office,
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02
ESTRAY NOTICE,
To whom it may concern:

To whom it may concern:
James ?. Rainbolt, tho public
herder, has in his custody the follow
ing estray, reported by Fernando
Herrera, viz: Color, bay; trimmed
main and tail; about six or seven
years old; white hind feet and left
fore foot white. Some white in fore
head and branded thus: G B on left
shoulder, which will be sold by pub
lie auction by said public herder to
pay charges, on Monday, Oct. 20,
1884, at - o'clock noon, unless re
deemed according to law.
BY order of Court. 4l-5t
SAM r. CoRBET, Probate Clerk.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02
SOUTH FORK--Sept, ~.

Miss Emma Blazer has returned
home from Iowa where she has been
attending school.
DR.. Blazer has four machines cut
ting hay to fill large government
contract.
Crops Of all kinds in this vicinity
are good. The Indians are proving
themselves good farmers.
The mill is turning out some good
flour from native wheat.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02

There being no further business,
the convention adjourned sine die.
NJ. 5. TAMArEREo, E. 7. STONE;
Secretary. Chairman.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02
SEVEN RIVERS--Scpt. 30.

The negotiations for the purchase
of the well known Crouch estate, in
Lincoln county n. NJ. by Colonel
w. 7. Holt which have been pend
ing for some time, were lately (the
9Th ult) consumnated at Fort
Worth, Tarray Co., Texas. The
magnitude of this transaction will
perhaps be understood better when
we say that it embraces the whole
of the property known as the Crouch
estate i'll n. NJ. together with all tho
ranches, ranges cattle and horses
owned by Captain p. G. Crouch, in
dividually in this territory. The
number Of cattle changing hands is
computed at or near 1000, for tho
most part young COWS with 2 years
increase. The males running with
this herd are chiefly short horns,
full blooded and high grades. Some
few though bred polled angus i'm
ported by Capt. Crouch at consider
able expense are among the num-
Der. There are upwards of 200 in
all. One hundred saddle horses and
mules go with the purchase. Tho
stock will be counted out as soon
as possible, the price per head having
been agreed upon. This fine herd
will soon he materially increased by
the addition of several thousand
head of highly graded cows, to be-
brought from the Colorado ranch
es of the Holt Live Stock Company,
as the Colonel intends his recent
purchase as location for his breed
ing stock, his Colorado range being
intended to make beef of the year
lings raised here.
Colonel Holt's choice of breed
ing range is magnificent. Splendidly
watered throughout by the Rio
Pecos, the head and upper water of
the lower Rio Penasco the Seven
Rivers, besides numerous lakes, tanks
springs, and other out waterings,
All these good things beng taken
into consideration with the fact that
there is much irrigatable land con-
tanned i'll the bounds of this estate
we may truthfully say that the for
tunate purchaser has indeed found a
stocI<man's paradise. SIETE Rios.
100 head of thoroughbred Spanish
Merino Bucks just arrived. For sale
on reasonable terms. Address,
BROOKS 4 GENTRY,
4l-3t Socorro, n. NJ.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02

nD- | extend cordial invitation to residents
Of the County aud transients to examine MY
stock before blyipg elsewhere.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02

100 head of thoroughbred Spanish
Merino Bucks just arrived. For sale
om reasonable terms. Address,
BROOKS 4 GENTRY,
4l-3t Socorro, n. NJ.
Golden era. (Lincoln, N.M.) 1884-188?, 1884-10-02

I ISr of letters remaining in tho post office at
II Lincoln. Lincoln Co., n. NJ, Oct. |, lSSi.
Campbell, II C Graham Chas J
jana, Jcndcz Kilsorc, George
Laflcrty. Jas Longworth, Mrs II d
Lachcy, Green Roberts.
Taloya, Sambrano Torres. Macario
Parties asking for the above letters please say
advertised" J. J. boLAS, L. NJ.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

An elegant assortment Of wall brackets
and lamp goods, consisting of shades,
illuminators, wicks and cigar
lighters. Also, new patent window
shades, and 9 lot Of fancy cabinet frames
and bird-cages. have on hand ell kinds
Of secondhand furniture, which / will sell
at prices to suit the times. Call and ex-
anime goods at my store on South Main
street. P. II. Hull.
Notice TO Passengers.
Passengers wanting to go away on the
morning train will please leave their orders
for the bus the night before at the Parker
House or Jackson House. \
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. ~, L. .. OF.
MEET EVERY WEDNESDAY EvESAsH
M At Odd Fellows Hall, at Z O'Clock. All
members Of the order, in good standing, are
invited to attend. A. J. DURHAM, N. q.
W,S. BEARD, B. 3.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

sT. JOHNS CHAPTER. MO. D.
U,HE STATED ooNvooATIoEs OF 81,
Johns Chapter, No. s, y. A.. M.s wiil DC
held ct Masonic Hall, on the Saturday next sue
seeding the pale OF the moon in eacn monsn.
An Royal Arch Masons, In good standing. are
00'o' ' w. THOMPSON, H. P.
yoHx n. JoNzs, Secretary.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

uAs BEEN INVENTED BY THE QUEENS
ii OWN co. OF England. The edge and
body is 90 THIN and FLEXIBLE As NEVER
70 REQUIRE GRINDING. and hardly ever
setting. It glides over the face Ike piece OF
creating GREAT ExOITEMENT In Europe
among the experts, who pronounce II PEh.
FECTioN. Two dollars in buffalo handle; ~
In ivory. Every razor, TO be genuine. must
T1aAN JONEPH. Cal Clay street, San Fran
cisco. the only place in the United States
where they are obtained. Trade supplied;
sept by mail lOc extra or O. 0. d.
The queens own Company nsvine
enlarged their factory, are now making PEARL
snd IVORY CARVING KNIVES, TABLE and
POCKET KNIVES, HUNTING KNIVES and
gOIsSORS, Of the same quality % their mar
velously wonderful Razor. seS-iyd&w
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

EUREKA LODGE, No. ~, 1. D. .. r.
NEEETs AT THE FOLEY g. RIoKARD
M Building every Thursday evening 81
O'Clock. Brethren in good standing are COZ
daily invited to attend.
L. O. BENEDICT, B. 3.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

BEATIFIC LODGE, NO. 2. X. OF r.
RG EETE EACH FRIDAY OF kvhhx
III month, at I O'Clock p. NJ, st III Castle
Hal. in the Rickard-F Foley hzilding.
All Brother Knights, In good standing. are
srsternity invited to attend such meetings.
IN. ROBINSON, O. O.
W, n. DAVIDSON, X. Of b. and b.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

EUREKA LODGE. MO. 10. r. d A. M.
TyyHE STATED COMMUNICATIONS OF Eu.
reka Lodge, No. 10, =. b A. M. VIII DE
heid in ODD Fellsws' Hall Saturday, ON or Be-
fore the full moon.
brsthren In rood standing, are cordially tnvtt-
ed TO attend. A. L. FITZGERALD, W. N
JOHN l.. JoNzs, Secretary. E
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
SOCIETIES..

A. o. U. w.
A LPHA LODGE, NO. l, A. o. o. w., MEETS
"A at the Foley Rickard Building, on Tn.
second and fourth Tuesday evenings in eaci
month at O'Clock. Members OF sister lod8e
and soiourpine brethren in good standing ar
cordially invited to attend. -
W. ]. SMITH, N. W:
10. O. wHITMoRE, Z. Jas-u
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30

Cards, neatly printed, with the words
For. Rent" "For Sale" and FURNISHED
Rooms To Let" In large letters, can be
mad ct this offloe ct rs cents each.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30
Notice 20 Pnsaenrerr,
MISCELLANEOUS.
...4ss.....sslsi1nnin11mumIuu1uH

silhouette pictures as they appear from issue to
issue. They viii be pleased with the collection.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-30
PHYSICIANS,

DIR. JAMES WILLIAMS,
PHYSICIAN AND sURGEON-OF.
FIOE at the Jackson House, corner OF
Main and Bateman streets, Eureka. ocl2tf
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-02-22

The municipal election in Philadelphia
Tuesday resulted in a Republican VIC
tory. King. the Reform Democratic
Mayor, was a candidate for reelection
and was defeated by Smith, the Republi-
can candidate. by a plurality Of 1921
votes in a total vote Of about 100000. In
the last Presidential election Philadelphia
gave Garfield a majority Of 20,SS3. War
wick. Republican, also defeated Sheppard,
Democratic, for City Solicitor. Hunter,
Democratic candidate for Receiver OF
Taxes, had no organized opposition, and
was elected, though he was largely
scratched by the Republicans. The Re
publcans appeared to have managed the
canvass much more shrewdly, not to say
more unscrupulously, than the Demo-
Gratis. and to this their success is largely
attributable. Not much was to be ex-
pected OF Philadelphia, however-the
Dutch have only retaken Holland.
Other cities in Pennsylvania also held
municipal elections Tuesday. Among
the more important places Pittsburg,
Lancaster and Allentown were carried
by the Republicans, while in York,
Reading, Scranton, Williamsport and
Chester the Democrats were victorious.
The close fight in Philadelphia and the
results in the other places named evil
IDENTIFY leave Pennsylvania among the
doubtful States in the November elections.
The chances are, however, in favor of the
Republicans.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-02-22

Owing TO the general prostratlon OF the
telegraph lines, which are being slowly
re.established. and the accumulation of
messages at different points, the details
Of the storm of Tuesday are coming in
slowly. From the accounts received by
wire and mail the storm is known TO have
covered a much larger scope Of country
than was at first supposed. 1t was not
confined to Mississippi, Alabama, Geor-
gia. North and South Carolina, but ex-
tended over portions Of Indiana, Ken
lucky. Tennessee and Virginia.
1t will probably be weeks before the full
extent of the devastation done is known
even approximately. 1t was Bosom OF
destruction which swept over the land,
and the devastation it left behind it IS
equal, if not greater, than that caused by
the floods in the Ohio Valley. The de-
structiOn Of life was certainly greater.
The loss in buildings, stock, timber,
bridges, crops, furniture, ETC.. was enor-
nous, and the money value Of the prop
erty destroyed undoubtedly amounts TO
millions of dollars.
The most terrible feature of the storm,
however, was the great loss of life, and the
wounding OF men, women and children.
The list Of personal casualties will, no
doubt, reach into the hundreds. The
storm will be long remembered in those
sections of the South which it visited.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-02-22
The Ignorant Juror Must Go.

Courts having gone about as far as they
could towards excluding intelligence
from the Jury box, now seem TO be grow
ing more liberal in their rulings respect
ing Jurors. II is certainly about time
that the reign Of ignorance
in the jury box should
cease. Few murderers are convicted
because jurors in murder cases are not, as
arule. capable Of reaching correct con-
clusion from the law and facts presented
to them. They are influenced by the elo-
quence and arguments 81 the counsel for
the accused which are generally more
earnest than those for the State. There
is no reason why man who is familiar
with all the published facts Of a case
shouldn't be a juror in it if he has intelli-
gence and judgment. lie may have bias
for or against the accused party caused
hv what he has read, but it is certainly
better for the accused, if he is innocent,
to have such a Juror, and it is better tor
the State if the accused is guilty. Law
yers, when they have desperate cases,
always seek ignorant jurors. In
Tennessee. lately, the Supreme Court
held that Juror who had read full ac-
count of a murder, and had formed an
opinion from what he had read, was a
competent juror to try the party accused
of the murder. This decision Will be very
generally appIauded by all who have the
good Of society at heart. The Supreme
Court Of Indiana has also decided that
the reading Of an account of a case in a
newspaper is not a good reason for eX-
Guiding a man from the jury. The courts
are evidently on the right tack now. If
they continue this liberal course hangings
will not be so infrequent.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-02-22
PERSONAL.

EX-PREsIDEST JARRETT, OF the Iron orA-
ers' Union. wants 70 go 10 Congress.
MARY ANDERsoN's new house in London Is
on Cromwell road. small and unpretenuOus,
but very prettly furnished.
ELIzABErH STUART PHELPS Is one Of the
=. rs signers who are holding the gates aj2I
10 let in 10 the Massachusetts Legs lature -
different petitions for woman suffrage.
SECRETARY IINCOLN's refusal TO attend 3
banquet Of the Harvard Alumni IN Washing
ton because Prof. Greener. colored. was eX-
eluded. Is said 70 be a bid for the cOl0red vote
Henry JAMES is said to have got much Of
his material fer MS novel; Nv ashlngton
square from the late Mrss Catherine DIX,
mother Of DIT. Morgan Dix. and noted so
ciety leader in New York years ago.
THE Earl Of Huntington, after making ar
rangements for the settling Of English and
scotch farmers on the extensive lands which
he and his associates have purchased IN FLOR
ida, will spend few weeks in Washington.
JUDGE WV. Q. LAWRENCE. First Comptroller
Of the Treasury, is said TO furnish government
printers with the most llleglble copy THAT they
get. Reverdy JohnsOn's handwriting was the
worst, especially after he became partly blind
and paralytic IN his fingers.
ARCHDEACON KIRBY, now preaching in Bos-
ton, was for more than twenty-seyen years
missionary in Canada. During this time he
crossed on foot almost from ocean to ocean
and four times crossed the Rocky Mountains
10 preach to the tribes in Alaska.
Mas. ". W. AsToR wore at 4 concert re
Gently given by SignOrina Barbi, a protege OF
the Queen. dress Of garnet velvet. embr0i-
dered with leaves composed Of small garnets
and magnldcently trimmed down the front
with lace. She is said TO have attracted more
attention than the vOcalists.
The Chinese Minister at Washington has
sent some packages Of very choice tea to Mrs.
Frelinghuysen 10 connection Of old or young
Tyson for the interest she has manifested ia
the Ministers baby. The compliment Will
continue, probably, by her receiving photo
graph of the baby and making return by a
drawing Of the tea.
No picture probably has attracted more at
! tention in the Reynolds collection, lately eN-
hibited in London, than that Of the famous
beauty. Elizabeth Cunning, aiterward sue
cessively Duchess Of Hamilton and Of Argyll
the same who snubbed BOZZy when he and
DR.. johnson stayed at lnyerary. This lady
was the mother OF four Dukes.
WENDELL PHILLIPS studied law, but never
practiced the profession. although desiring to
have business. He tried only one case at the
bar. But ne acted as clerk Of the Municipal
Criminal Court of Boston in 1887 for some
months, during the illness Of his brother
Thomas. and il remembered a a fair haired.
handsome young fellow, Of dainty ways and a
dignified bearing.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-02-22
BRIGHT BITS.

YES. Augustus !9ye you: Now you must nus
Is father than want to 90 just at present"
For temperance people who cannot drink
whisky a Boston firm IS putting up what Is
called "Fluid Extract Of Rye. "-Ae1C Orleans
PicdyuRe.
A COLORED BARBER in Idaho has drawn the
color line; he refuses to shave Indians. He
differs from the average post trader in this
respect.-B0stoH Courier.
"ALL our vacant rooms are TAKEN" wrote
the Dublin hotel manager, ''and the accom-
modations we offer cannot be had" This is Il
Texas steer instead Of an Irish bull.-HOtel
Mail.
"WHAT are you going to do when you are a
mani" asked gentleman of 4-year-old
fodder. After moment OF deep thought:
well, / guess will be the father OF some
other little boy"
A "sMoKELEss ENGINE" has been invented.
such a piece Of mechanism is possible, and the
time may also come when some genius will
bring out a locomotive that won't "choo"
while it is at wOrk.-Norrtsto1eH Hfratd
C,rEsr-seThis beer is very poor; | can
and drink it down" Ten minutes later.
Uost-aHeIlo. this is only half the price Of
vour beer" Guest-Just close your eyes and
put it in your pocket. "-FIiegende Btdtter.
s.Ir is all nonsense" observed Mr.. Enpeque,
tn saw that a woman Is not competent to man
AGE a steamboat. A woman who can manage
a man will have no trouble in managing a
steamboat. Look at Mrs. Enpeque! She
could manage man-Of warg'-boTrtstoloH
Herald.
AT THE OPERA, after the aria OF the queen
of Night" in the "Magic Flute:" Wlfe-'N nat
a dreadful thing It Is 10 become DID and deaf.
/ of the whole aria l have again not heard a
single note" Husband-"Oh, never mind,
old woman, when we get home will repeat
it for yOu."-FEiegeHde Batter.
.'WHY are those fellows like Nanderbilts
art collection?" asked conundrum con-