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Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

Zone great cause OF human misery
am de ia k dat mankind expects too
much OF Providence. ''-Brother Card
ner.
The character of Washington was
a very noble one. and his life may well
be taken as an example by boys.-LOn-
don Standard.
"A young girls name can not be
mentioned too seldom in the newspa
pers In fact, twice in lifetime is Of
ten enough, and one of taem should be
funeral notice.-Ihe Century.
When the dentists of this country
can discover way to extract teeth
without MAXI ng man wish he had
been born hen, life will ha twice as
much brig ehtness.-N. Y Journal.
&c There is single sentence in the
English Foreign Enlistment act which
contains 600 words" A longer sentence
was that of New York Judge, the 9TH
er day. 1t contained twenty years.
NorriStoe0n Herald.
If you talk about your neighbors it
is very much like blowing into dust
heap and filling your own eyes with
dirt. If you try to keep honest you
will be too busy to know whether any
ony one else is honest or not-N Y.
Herald.
An agricultural paper says: ITO
keep fl es from horses brush them light
ly with a brush that has been lately
used in petroleum" Bosh! You brush
a fly with a shingle, or anything that
comes handy, and he'll go away.-BoS-
ton Post.
We wouldn't have believed it had
we not seen it in reputable print, but
they do say that the women in Corea
adorn their heads with bands of false
hair. But, then, what better could you
expect of benighted pagans. Boston
Transcript.
The Lowell CstiSea young man has
a tender, sensitive soul. 1--WE started to
read poem by BARLEY Campbell the
other day." says he; '.tinally we came
to the point where he rhymed Plenty
and went She Then we stopped We
are not tough"
-" Fingers were made before forks"
said Brown, taking the pie up in his
hand. after vainly endeavoring to cut
through the crust. "Yes," replied Mrs.
B., ''fingers were made before forks,
and, therefore, don't you tn nix it about
time you gave the fingers rest?''-
Boston Post.
-"Talk about American pronuncia-
tion!' exclaimed Jones; ..why, man.
the Americans speak better English
than you Brltishers. You drive the
syllables Of your words toge her like a
shut telescopes; but then, after all, YOU
can't be blamed so much. for England's
such little country, You know, that
you have to compress things all you can,
even your words.
THAT Mrs Brown is just as mean
as she can be! Why, would you believe
it, she told me to my face that dressed
too young for woman of my years?
The idean' ''She did? Well, if she
talked to me in that way, believe I'd
have told her just what l thought Of
her" 20, no. dear; that would be
rude" POSSIBLY" ..But L did bet
ter | told Mrs. Smith what nv opin-
ion of Mrs. Brown was, and Mrs. Prown
will hear it soon enough. And then,
YOU know, it won't.lose anything in
Mrs. Smiths mouth. 1t is one of nv
principles, 1--we, never to do anything
disagreeable when | can get somebody
else to do it for me. "-peEroH Rest,
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

N. j.: l have been troubled with Catarrh
80 badly for several years that it seriously
affected my voice. tried DIR. -'s rem
edy without the slightest relief. One bot
tie of Ely's Cream Balm did the work. My
voice is fully restored and my head feels
better than for years. B. T. LIEPsNER.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
rheumatism Quickly Cured.

There has never been medicine for
rheumatism introduced in the United States
that has given such universal satisfaction
as Durang's Rheumatic Remedy. 1t stands
out alone as the one great remedy that act
ually cures this dread disease. 1t is taken
internally, and never has and never can
fail to cure the worst case in the shortest
time. 1t is sold by every druggis5 at 81.
Write for free forty-page pamphlet to r. K.
HELPEENSTINE, Druggist, w ashington, DC.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

1t will be time enough to doubt the relja-
bility of Kidney Wort. Doctors all agree
that it is a most valuable medicine in ali
disorders of the Liver, Kidneys and
Bowels, and frequently prescribe it. Dir.
P. G. Ballou, of Monkton, says: "The past
year have used it more than ever, and
with the best results. 1t is the most sue
cessful remedy have ever used" Such a
recommendation speaks for itself. Sold
by ali druggists. See advt.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

There is but one best color for butter, and
that that is Wells, Richardson & Co.'s I'M
proved Butter Color, no candid investi-
gator doubts. 1t is the best butter color in
the world; is free from sediment or i'm
purify, always ready for instant use, and
it imparts to butter that rich dandelion
yellow, without a tinge of red, which is the
acme of desira bility in any batter color.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

fourth ST., N. Y, says that he suffered six
years with rheumatism and found no relief
until st. Jacobs Oil. the sovereign remedy,
was applied, which cured him completely.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

nWell Dressed People don't wear
dingy or faded things when the 10c. and
guaranteed Diamond Dye will make them
good as new. They are perfect. Get at
druggists and be economical Wells, Rich
ardson & Co., Burlington, Vt.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

MY father had an eating cancer for sew
eral years, which had eaten away his under
lip and the inside of his cheek, down to the
bottom of his gums. We got some Of Swift's
Specific and gave him, and the effect has
been wonderful-almost miraculous. The
sores are all healed, ard he is perfectly
well. Every one here said it was only a
ques ion of time about his death, and his
cure has created the greatest excitement in
South Easton, Mass, Jan. Z, 1884.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

DR.. WILLIAMS Indian Pile Ointment.
Warranted to cure any case OF blind, bleed
ing or itching piles. At druggists.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

THE drum we beet ourselves duzZnt sownd
so loud as the drum our nabur beets.-
Fun.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

A GREAT many Americans swagger about
in an aroma of exceedingly brittle vanity.
Editors Easy Chair, Hdrper's.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

ELEVEN bit factories are at work in one
Connecticut town. This augers well for
nnecticut.-LouisUiHe COurier-J0urnaI.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

THE COMBINATION OF INGREDIENTS used
in making BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs
is such as to give the best possible effect
with safety. They are the best remedy in
use for Coughs, and Throat Diseases.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

A BAD man shows his bringing up when
he is brought up by a policeman.-N. 0.
Picnu1Lne
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

A WOMAN who has plenty of her own
hair doesn't have to become a switch
tender.-DetrOit Post.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

If the eyes we're really windows to the
heart, green goggles would become ex-
tremely fashionabie.-W Whitehall Times.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

DIVORCE is sort of can't-I-leave-her
bridge between matrimony and freedom
Louisville COarier-JOurnQl
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
The Best for Butter.

"Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, worms. s.crnstipatioi Il, ,tasteless. 25c
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

Buchu-paiba." Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, II.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
When Doctors Disagree

A CHARITY BAwL-" Gimme ten cents ter
buy er loaf er bread with"
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

"WHEN we say that Samaritan Neruine cures
rheumatism, We mean it-''-Fffsco Journal.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

Nor a costly medicine-25 doses Piso's
Cure for Consumption for % cents.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
Ny father had an eating cancer for Sc

"Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it, Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns. warts, ,bunions.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

REDDING'S Russia Salve is the most wonder
full healing medium in the world. Try it.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

Sent free to sufferers from nervous,
chr onic and blood diseases, brain and heart
affections, nervous debility, exhaustion,
etc, who have failed to find relief 1t tells
of wonderful cures effected by DR.. Scott's
Coca, Beef and Iron, with Phosphorus.
Sold by druggists; 81. Dr. Scott, Kansas
City, Mo. Ask your druggist for pamphlet.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

HaIe's Honey of Horehound and Tar
Wards off the grip Of pneumonia. Pixies
toothache drops cure in one minute.
Rough on Coughs, 15c., at Druggists. Com
plete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

UP to snuff-pepper, if you merely wish
to make some one sneezs.-Erchdnge.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
GIVEN UP BY THE DOCTORS.

"Is it possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up and
at work, and cured by so simple a remedyw
$ | assure you it is true that he is entirely
cured, and with nothing but Hop Bitters,
and only ten days ago his doctors gave him
up and said he must die, from Kidney and
Liver troubler'
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
EArARRH ELYS. CREAM BALI

when applied by
the finger into tho
nostrils, viii be ab-
sorbed, effectually
cleansing the head
of catarrhal virus,
causing healthy Sc
cretionS. 1t allays
inflammation, pro
tects the membrane
of the nasal pass
ages from addition
al colds, completely
heals the sores and
restores taste and
smell. A few appli-
cations relieve. A
thorough treatment
lUU positively cure.
Agreeable to use.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02

DR.. B. F. LAUGHLIN, Glide, Kan, writes:
IS Samaritan NerUiRe cures fls."
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
A Messenger of Health.

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Remover" re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia 81.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
A LADY's WISH.

"Oh, how 1 do wish my skin was as clear and
soft as yours" said a lady to her friend. 'You
can easily make it so,' answered the friend.
How" inquired the first lady. "By using
Hop Bitters that makes pure, rich blood and
blooming health. 1t did it for me, as you OBJ
serYe''
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
Thousands Hastened to Their Graves.

Relying on testimonials written in vivid
glowing language of some miraculous cures
made by some largely puffed up doctor or
patent medicine has haStened thousands to
their graves; believing in their almost in
sane faith that the same miracle will be
performed on them, and that these testi-
mOnials make the cures, while the so called
medicine is all the time fastening them to
their graves. We have avoided publishing
testimonials, as they do not make the cures,
although we have
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS
of them, of the most wonderful cures, vol
UNFAIRLY sent us. 1t is our medicine, Hop
Btters that makes the cures 1t has never
failed and never can. We will give refer
ence to any one for any disease similar to
their own if desired, or will refer to any
neghbor, as there is not neighborhood in
the known world but can show its cures by
Hop Bitters.
A LOSING JOKE.
A prominent physician of Pittsburgh jokingly said
tG d III PSes WS an @s o his % o. re r eo @
Try Hop Btters" The lady took it in earnest and
health. She laughs the his joke but
he is not SO well pleased with It. as it cost him good
patient.
FEES OF DOCTORS.
The fee of doctors is an item that very
many persons are interested in. We be-
lieve the schedule for visits is $500, which
would tax a man confined to his bed for a
year, and in need of daily visit, over
81, 900 year for medical attendance alonel
And one single bottle Of Hop Bitters taken
in time would save the $1,000 and all the
years sickness.
Huntsville gazette., 1884-02-02
PITH AND POINT.

Zone great cause OF human misery
am de ia k dat mankind expects too
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1884-06-05
PILES! PIlEL!!PlLES!!I

A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding,
Itching, and liberated Piles, has been
discovered by DR.. William, ian Indian
remedy y)called DR. WILLIAMS INDIAN
OINTMENT. A single box has cured
the worst chronic eases of twenty-five
years standing. No one need suffer
five minutes after applying this Won
derful soothing medicine. Lotions and
instruments do more harm than good
Williams Ointment absorbs the tu-
mOrs, allays the intense itching, (par-
ticularly at night after getting warm
in bed,) acts az a pouItice, gives in
stant and painless relief, and is pre-
pared only for Piles, itching of the
private parts, and for nothing else.
For sale by Fl. Waterman, and mail
ed on receipt of price, $lOO.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1884-06-05
Burdette ON the Farm and Garden.

This month is good time to pay the
interest on your mortgage and renew
the notes you gave a year ago. 1t is
also pretty good time to take up the
notes you unwittingly gave to the cloth
peddler last Christmas under the i'm
preston that you were only signing a
contract.
Oats thrive best in an elevator. A
farmer who has 80, 900 bushels of oats
in an elevator need not worry about the
weather. Always raise oats in good
elevator and keep out OF deal with the
Chicago man.
Look after the bean poles you had
left over from last year. You will look
long time before you find any. They
have gone, partially into the insatiate
NAV of the all-devouring Fireplace.
and the neighbors have stolen the rest.
Raise chickens. If you have got q
nice little garden by all means raise
chickens. Your neighbor's hens are
the best ones to raise. You will find
them from $50 a. m. until 6:20 p. m.
on your lettuce, onion, radish, and
flower beds. You can raise them high
er with a shotgun than anything else.
n. B.-Always eat the hen you raise.
P. S.-Cook the hen before eating.
P. SS.-Before eating the hen. that is.
Crush egg shells and feed them to
your own chickens. if you are foolish
enough to keep any. If the whites
and yolks are removed from the
shell first, they will crush more easily.
If a good horse shows symptoms of
going blind and is developing u few
first-class spavins, it is time to sell him.
Sell him out of the country if possible.
Beware of the deacon who has little
blaze faced ''pacin' mare that he
wants to trade for 'just such hoss." I"
Eternal vigilance is the price of the
potato crop. About ten hours a day,
devoted to crushing potato bugs with
hard sticks, will probably save the up
per part of the patch for you. BY
the time you dig the potatoes you will
be SO disgusted with everything per-
tanning to potato culture that you
couldn't look potato in the eye with
out a feeling of nausea. and as for eat
ing one. But this enables you to sell
the whole bushel without pang.
Young hens lay more eggs than old
ones. This is because the giddy young
things have not yet learned their value.
In few years they will know just how
to stand around ON strike when eggs
are $1.75 q dozen, and then rush out
and work double time. When eggs are
SO common the tramps won't eat them.
| Buy.Lin0tOn HGUEeUe
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1884-06-05
Capt. of the Steamer Florida.
j. w. SADLER.

Another Atlantic steamship has
gone down in mid-ocean, and over one
hundred and thirty persons have sac
rificed their lives for the probable
carelessness of the officer in immt diate
charge of the i'll fated vessel at lie tin e
of her collision with Il sailing bark.
Ocean horrors of this character natur-
ally create the inquiry, "Who was to
blamew The world as naturally in
fers, where there appears to have been
carelessness on the part of the officers
and crew, that the captain of ship as
the responsible head. should bear the
criticism and censure of horror
stricken public.
The information thus far CLEANED
from the rescued of the Florida inGi-
Gates that Captain Sadler had retired
to his state-room for rest, leaving the
vessel in command of lie First officer
to whose negligence if the disaster
could have been avoided at all, must
be attributed the terrible loss of life
that followed close upon the crash of
the two vessels. That this officer W; s
one of the rescued, while Captain
Sadler perished with all the passengers
but one, is an apparent inference that
the latter was not at the moment more
prepared or capable of saving his own
life than were those who suffered hIs
own fate.
Cantain J. w. Sadler's birth plat e
was Yarmouth, England He was a
little over forty-eight years of age.
After receiving good edacation he
became sailor. and was rapidly pro-
moted until he became the comman der
of vessel. His record as a navigator
began with the captaincy of a ship
sailing between Glasgow and Nova
Scotia Later he commanded large
ship between London and the East
Indias. He then became connected
with the State Line" Company as
Captain Of the State of Virginia and
the State of Indiana successively
Last December the Company assigned
him to the State of Florida, after it,
being Overhauled at his suggestion
When lost the State of Florida was Oh
its return voyage. from New York tc
Glasgow, the first time under his com.
mand. He had been married thre,
times, but died chlldless. His first
wife was killed by All accidental fal
from 4 horse. His second wife died o
Consumption. The third Mrs. c'adlel
survives her husband, and Was at The
time of his loss ill Glasgow preparing
a new home which she had just hOugh
for their future re>iheuce. Thus end
eth calamity that reveals in al! it.
terror the perils of life Oh the ocear
andsthe uncertainty of a voyage acros
the billowy deep.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1884-06-05
Wildcat Banking.

''Wildcat banking days? Yes, had
some little experience of how business
was done in those times" said Mr..
William A. Butler yesterday. Banks
used to be started on capital of land;
it was assessed ut certain value, gen.
orally about ten times what it was
worth, and the bank allowed to issue
portion of the amount in notes. On
paper the scheme was perfection, all
the safeguards imaginable, but it was
all on paper. You see, we fellows
came from the east, and l imagined
that fortunes were to be made out here.
but people didn't have any money to
do business with. So this wildcat
money was issued, and as soon as Il
man got some of it he was mighty anx-
ious to change it with II laugh]. The
man who could change it quickest was
the follow who came out best. re-
member one funny instance. At the
time was keeping store | had some
bills to pay in New York. l had lots
of wildcat money, but unfortunately it
was no good down east l had a neigh
hor of the name of Gilmore who was
about in the same fix. He proposed
collecting all the money he could get
on one bank and getting it exchanged.
lie was pretty sanguine about the sue
cess of his scheme, but | wasn't; at
any rate told him we would try it.
Fillmore got all his money on Lapeer
bank, and | got mine on three wildcat
banks in Pontiac. We drove out next
day, and Gilmore left me at Pontiac to
90 to Lapeer. | did what | could and
managed TO get 5000 or $500 for all the
notes held; the bank wouldn't pay
any more. When Gilmore returned l
asked him how he had made out, and
he said he had got his notes redeemed
in full. | was surprised to hear this,
because the Lapeer bank was consider
ed the mcanest in the whole state. He
said he had draft on Detroit which
would be paid all right. When he got
to Detroit he took his draft to get it
cashed, and soon afterward | saw him
come up to his store with 4 handker-
chief full of money; he must have had
peck of it. Well, sir the man on
whom the draft was drawn had paid
him all in Lapeer bank notes, the same
thing that he had SO industriously col
lectcd and taken out to the bank" T"
"How long did wildcat banks flour
ish?" r
! From about 1887 to 1889, if remem.
Der rightly.-DetroH Times. -
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1884-06-05
SMUGGLER. JR.

SEASD>'bF 1854 IT r. IL REAN'3 STABL f
RAEENNA. OHIO.
$MUGGLER .IR was foaled March S5th 1873.
He j. h antif,l bright bay black legs, name
and tail. AMI weighs llhD pounds tie i, horse
nf spirniid stFlc and action bt ing CLOSELY re
lated 10 $li1GGLER record ;: l5i. the cham piun
trottng stallion of ihr Worlt
. rEDIGREE:-SMUGGlE Err .IR was bred by the
late Noah Al Iurs vi Independence Kansas and
was sired by lnunS Blrnc0. he by Blanco (the
sire Oi SmugGlrr record .: :15l4), he by Irons
Caumus, he nv American Eclipse. Snua gler
Jr'S diam was >irrtt H. Green's BashaW. OF Mus
catine, Iowa tnr eNtended pndig of Green's
I;aShaw, see rr'ItIng stud OF America Dam
of onn% Eiilanro IL slack Hawk Morgan mare,
owned by II -. RObhrrman, of Desoto. Kansas.
Smuggi er tr. can be seen 1T my stables, one
mi!F ts,>t OF kaveuua Court House, any day du-
rig the season, commencing April 18TH, and
ending Sep tst, 1884
Terms, $50 to insure.
Care will be taken to prevent accidents or
mishalS, but will not he responsible for any
that may occur.
Goot rasturage furnished mares from dis
tance ut mode rate rates
Persons wishing to raise Americas best horse
stock, viz The general purpose horse, are in
VItetl to call and examine. Smuggler. Jr,, and
see some of his colts. before bestowing patron
age elsewhere. For further Information, call
on or address L. II. BEAN,
S29 RAVENNA, OHIO.
The Democratic press. [volume] (Ravenna, O. [Ohio]) 1868-1901, 1884-06-05
The Trotting Bred Stallion,
MAMBRINo MOHAWK!

Is jet black Stallion, 10 years old. 1G hands
hi igh weighs 1850 pounds. with fine head, neat
good neck running back in we'll inclined shoHl-
ders, short back, extra coupling and hips. flat
legs heavy name and tail. When his head is Il
liUtle above his natural carriage, You can put
the tandard straight up his fore legs and the
top of the standard Will be between his ears
lie has line knee action, and nice trotter; has
heen in the sud service since three years Old
Mambrino Mohawk with his rare breeding and
grand style. Is Il valuable horse to breed Tor
truttcrs coachCrS or roadStcrS.
MAMBRINo Mohawk is by Mambrino Patchcn.
bI0th + 10 Lady | horn, record 2:ls14; Mambri
no Patchcn is the sire Of Mambrino King, the
hamt'soneSt horse in the world, owned by e j.
IIamin, Village Stock Farm n. Y. Mambrino
hrino Chief record 2:213; he by Mambrino
PdYmastcr; he by MambrinO; he by Imported
Messenger; Mamhrino Mohawk's dam is by
Mohawk. MambrnO Patchen is the sire OF
the following horses in the =: 80 class Grorgic,
bl 6. 3 :al5 Highland Stranger, h, 2:25l#
Jersey Dixon. b m: 2:27; Jcwcss, b M. 2:h;
Jim Bowman, b &, 2: 2i4a; Kate Middleton ch
-, 2:23: Kit ic Silver. ch m,2 27$i Lady Stout.
ch IN. ) years old 2:2}; London, ch &, 2: 23ls-
,: 20ls MambrinO Boy, bl h, 2: 261s; Mambrino
Diamond, bl h. 2; 20; Mambrno Kate m,a:3
MistctOc. bl m. 2: 30
The following are tho nam of the Mohawk
family in the , 81 class: EiMorc (St. Elmorc)
ch Ii, 3:27; Mohawk. Jr (Clark's). h Ii, 2:25;
Mohawk, Jr. NI ll's). h h ,: %; F,shion. b III,
2:2i&; Lady Clark, 10 M, An: Yellow Dock
hawk Chief. ch M, 2:3I Rolla Gultidust, out of
Il Mohawk mare 2:2l. The second Mambrino
PatGhGnS are almost q certainty when bred for
tr"tters, producing such Ida Bassett.2 201s;
Glendale. 2 2O1a; Kittie Patchen, 2:221s; Lazy
Thorn, the 2nd, 30
We the undersigned citizens of Henry and
Shelby counties, Ky do hereby certify that we
are acquainted with the Stallion. MambrinO Mo
hawk. owned by 5 N. Andrews, of RoOtStown,
Ohio; that he is Il fine breeder. and sure foal
gettcr. as we have bred to him, and his colts
have always brought good prices. We highly
recommend him to the public; G. w. Teagne,
F. TIE lgne, VIM Adams, Joseph I. Hamblin,
w; Allen w. l. Crabb, Finn Williams, }.
Hinkle. f A. Scott. g. S. Sandusky, j. N.
Vincent, u. Il. Lancaster. 1. &. Carpenter w.
J. Carpenter. j. II Williams. + V. Williams.
S. u. McMeekinS Jas u. Taylor,W. II. Allen,
w. E Taylor, W. W. McAllister, f. K. Crabb.
John l. T0dd
MAMBRINO MOHAWK wilt make the season fsr
the small! sum OF si5uU Ii mare d not prove
to be with foal, can he retu ned next season
Season commencing May 9th and closing July
1st, 1854 Mondays and Tuesdays at New Bal
timort; the balance of the week at my resi-
dence, in EGotstOwn, Ohio
Sl9-2m S.N ANDREWS.