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The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11
New Millinery.

esyirg lust fssrfnea from New Yofk, l vish
70 eAA sVar sttsBtssn 10 ng nee ssoek az MILL
heFs Vgads- ] am selling goo1s very cheap.
Yes VIII tt asiaAlshed 10 ste ~hst can rive
tea 10 isli Hal ~ 70 cents llsiit Bouneis 81
70 psrts. hsst feathers in AL iinas 10 qrsn-
itlats. Ny stock ~ fitb0nsfls .area. Ilfast
elss ms cslA. AZ tlssni esn plssss yea I'll
ttanls fsf fast :agufs
Mas. J. A. wAl0Hr.
f1einsy falat VI. os,ij d. 1885. a.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11

down to the supper table,
this afternoon.
s'"'' ~ He sh' Interrupted hi'
| was in tight plac. ..ss tina,
Yes, know you were, nm,
wife, IN clear. cold uttsra1
cut like a knife; ! saw yon coming
OF it.
An; then IL lAsicj across Psrkin'A mind
That he had accidentally stepped into .
saloon with friend for the purpose of ".
aminiug a donblfnl political ststcment with
thu ail u a msgnifyisg glass, snL his
contemplated aneedots slipped from his
grasp like money at . summer resort.
while the supper was finished amid . ii.
lsncs so profound that hs could plAinly
hear napkin ring.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11

Have used DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oi
for Group and colds. and declare il posi-
tive cure. Contributed by wm. Kay, J79
Plymouth Ave. Bsilalo. n Y.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11

A smssi scipolbsy sw- u takes ihirte,n
ieitn y spell cor. and proves il thu.:
ses q double yon
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11

A young man called bis swee,hesrt :
rare opoftaniiy, because sbs il worthy Of
being embraced.
The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-12-11

Civil Service. The kind you dos't 70.
1t the average restaurant
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
Tie Sweet Gum Tree

Is NOT ONLY GOOD FOR CHEWING GUM.
Mr.. Joseph Jacobs, II leading drug.
| gist OF Athens, Ga, writes: Mrs. NJ.
Mayors of Elberton, Ga, the wife of a
| prominent merchant there, was in my
store this morning, and amonp other
things bought one-half dozen of YOUR
Cherokee Remedy of : ,eet Gum and
Mullen. She remarked that three
months ago she had u terrible cough;
tried each and every ply sicinn in FL
Oertnn. one or two in Augusta, men
tlonlhg them by name. Fhpy made a
signal failure in every instance. She
became. alarmed, thought consumption
inevitable; tried one. half dGzrn of
Bo5'hee's German Syrup, one-fourth
dozen Cherry Pectoral. and several
other of the articles known on the
market as expecioEmts, cures, etc
FINALLY friend sent her bottle of
The Cherokee Remedy she tried IL.
ana before the bottle was finished she
mad experienced more relief than ali
OF tnt physicians and other medicines
cohhlned afforded. She il now we'll
but Keeps it in the house. | have her
permission to use this
iaylors Cherokee Remedy of Sweat
gum and Mullen is for sale bv Mi
leading druggists ut % cents and 81 On
per bottle.
Manufactured by Walter A. TAYLOR
atlanta Ga. proprietor Taylor's
Premium Cologne
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
IN BRIEF.

Keep your cows up.
The ltalians have not gone, aud are
no likely to 20.
Many Of the beautiful young ladies
OF the city were out yesterday after.
noon.
one hundred aud twenty pieces OF
property were sold here during The
past three weeks.
Dahlnun Bros have Just received n
! nice line Ut Slclsun hats of latest st\ les
and shades of color.
Railroad boys, stocknen, drummers
everybody, come to the st Charles
and receive n welcome.
Grand preparations are being made
by the odd Fellows here to entertain
tie grand lodge OF the state next
month.
Several members of the city council
VIII go 10 Dal IL to-day To testify in the
ease Of olaltery vs.. the city OF Folt
Worth.
A negro 10y by the name of Ben
johnson: alias Jun Scott, was arrested
ny an 'illier Saturday on suspicion OF
being an escaped convict from Hearne.
Fort Worth's people is a ppaceable
ana wsll-dlsPosed one. There has MOI
been IA killing here fot more than n
month, nutwltnstd nd!ug the Noisy
holidays concluded III the period.
10 day the cow ordinance goes into
effect, and all COWS, ia Uses, etc, c,,IpnI
on me street VIII he taken up and puL
III The pound, where charges VIII b,
made Tor BOARD uutll property /,
proven and taken out.
Nuw that business II as pretty thor.
oushly resumed III all departments
some OF the noble ladies OF the cir
WnLId meet with substantial eucg,iT.
agement If they would canvass ,h,.
city for subscriptions for public
library.
The big bell IS nov heard better
Than at first Its sound does nor al.
Ways reac.i every quarter OF the eli,
pul lhe blowing OF The whistle at lie !
at,r WORKS pcnetruues tully NV,
miles lnio tie prairie IN every dire. |
tloh. gentleman living four mile. |
north OF the GUY says 1t woke hin, M
the other night VIZ
Capt b . Paddock has opened an
oliire ia lie Hotel pickwick for The
OF land aud live stork
pIoheT'ge business. Capt. Paddo,,L
lM ma Years OF eXperit nee M tbr
hhn business, aud his active nar,tni-
iipation In tue live stUrk br,,p.r.,c,
ouslle5S qualities him tooiier pr..,f m.
.uceHitilts 10 parties desiring invest
iitilis or 10 sell The GAzrr1r ,yi.L's
or MIN the fullest measure, q, sn w.,i,S
,ne n,ehus hlni 10 all who are in-
lther land or live stock p''N'se Oh
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
THIRD AND FOURTH WARDS

The knob is ofi'the south door of IN,
waiting room az the denot NJ - =
pa"in,nity was INDUCED in by p ,s,pn
SrIS iast night when they hai 10 max,
to get inside ''uei
ihe lorth-bound Missouri Pacific
ana west bound Texas d Pacific rain
were late last night. am
depot. " '"e Union
Work on Main street across the ,oo
erVation begins to-day 90
Last night about midnight n ia
porter OF I he GAZETTE learned or SOM
StIay pistol shot in this part of the
gH ana az once started on n tour ~
u'sc very. After thoroughly c,,nvoS.
,lne Heii's Half Acre aud tile eninm.
ueEoiiu, gentleman was found OH,
stuten 10 the industrious reporter tha,
N'out nine O'clock while PASSING nlo"m
lam street he saw u darlpv come ,,,1
W .Ie coon gambling hell ON Rusk
o,iIe. near the notorious Red Jjy,t
hn' hre oil his pistol in the mir r., ~
oaDIy 10 rid it of rusty load. nnnd
again at II O'Clock. while nursnina IN H.
presentations around anon, tho Lo 40
ne heard two shots in the neivbt"r
nWpd or the Santa Fa NJ.
.ePniter pnc;keted Isis pencil, look tnn
,nludie OF the street ard son, a tn
ms ,mlinhlght, journey by n rapid s,,ida
up hhil 10 the Office. II thera 80
say olher shots or anyb DIV was h mune
nc uoes not know IL. And fnrtha n",.'
'oheht saith not. ' '"oi ue-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
he tarlislr Iianonei

p.hiiadelphia, January 20 -Tbe ro
cr, ,,,.',l,, % Carlisle las night was ex.
eiuriYely Democratic for IA, DIV - "a
purp"ss OF III sking The speaker Gea1
perfectly al hpule, aud he c,n,rih, ,eei
us personal tii'1rt 10 make ths ev ys,eu =
h par.iy social one ~ eyadipg any ex'
ies-ion concerning The pn,ya In,
tppic Of protective tariT 'a .inR
' : .,s Wii" attended the reception w., . .
a.'t9rne, -l'rnersl Cassidy 0f panns,t !
vania, Major. Jas. simmons en.sl.,
o. lhe house 81 reprtsrnla,ivss Net
2'ul a Carolina. CouIniodoye In,os ~
t,,'.,, United IN, states navy, Jus,io, ?,
1,arN aud frunkey of tue sn,'r .,u
1 I'as. % Pennsylvania, ex-hsli.,a,n',,
,vn,sa 5sat'ss DlstrioI At,orn.. .s'x,,t
~ hsfr, Who framed ,ls s,as
i mn, us, CnngreAAnlon rn In"e
~, ana Seley of Oinu, Conpres"'','p.,,
E ,s,, of Nsw J-rsey G oosa'ss,,,,,,'a.n,
Elli,lt and Mutchl~y OF p. n,,sv Il,s,,,rn
M Ir.l. p,esIie 4 John Camohrli ~ n"p ~,
= pn,ten Satlote Totl Abslino''il"
beneyolent society. abstinence
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
THE UNION DEPOT.
Some Improvem. n's witch the Travelling
Public arc Emitted TO from the
Nou a Systcm.

Public are Emitted TO from the
Gou d system.
With persistency, which wa
eoualed only 10y the justice OF the
cause, the trAZET1E clamnred Tor Del
Ter light ut the Union depot, and u ter
a long interval some OIL lamps weit
nut up on the sides of the building and
three gas lamps lighted ON the plat
forms. These only partially supplied
"A want which was felt by employers
and the puOlic alike, but they answer
very well when travel and freight are
not extra heavy. Havi accom-
plished this mhcn, the GAZETTE turns
TO another improvement more lnipera'
tive than the question OF lights, ann
! that is room" The waiting rooms
are entirely too small 10 accommodate
the heavy trsilic If Two such roads IA
the Missouri Pacific aud Texas " Pa
cific in city like Fort Worth
If any of those having the authority To-
pave this wrong remedieu could tax
peep into the rooms as they Were
last night prior to the arrival OF the
early teams, an order would be given
TO cnlarsc the rooms al ohce. re-
porter counted nineteen women sitting
ar orud the sides of the east +, ON, and
thirty-eight men standing crowded To
gether in tho same apartment. Ii was
impossible Tor the females 10 receive
any benefit from the stove, as 1t wa
surrounded by a gang OF rough-lopk-
ing men who warmed themselves
without one thought of the shiveriig
women who tried in vain to escape
the drafts of air that whistitd through
the room when eth door was OPEN
ed In the west room IL was worse
still. Over tiJy men crowded into ii,
making it almost impossible to get
from he door to the Licket-oiiice Will
dow. The sight Was almost disgust
ing aud it is liable TO occur every
night
Fort Worth is city. There is proba
bly, hut Que depot in the state of Texas
which turns as much money into the
golfers of the railroad cpmpluies rs
the Union depot in this pl ace, but
there are numbers that have larger
and more cummodlous depOts. There
IS almost no convenience for lady
travellers. they are nightly subjected
To rude contract with u very rough
class otmen who have no more regard
for them than they have for one OF
their own sex. The companies are
wholly resp 'nsible for this state oi
aiiaifs, for the rooms are too small.
There Is no separate apartment for
ladies, in f ct there Is nothing but two
very small TO ms not hall large enough
for the number of passengers VINO
nj chilly pass !nlo and from Font
Worth.
The rooms should be enlarged by |
tearing down the partitions and turn |
lug bnth the baggage riOtus Into nddi- |
toms 10 those now in use The GA |
ZErrE Is on friendly terms with the |
rOais, aud believes they are the great /
motive poYer OF the prosperity oi our
city, but must criticse The abnmIiuable I
eNcuse for "a demo That our citizens are 1
now afflicted with.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21

vta bE dIERSE Is VISIT
tnna, Jahuarv 20 DE Glerse,
n,'',, foreign minister. arrived this
han,'mhg IN Company with Prince La
vi.i, ne Russian @ ni,assndor. and
n"dIu me palace, whore he was given
Ks a','cs by The emperor and Count
t'pihN, The Anstro-Hungarian
n diign minister. who afterwards gave
+ inner IN honor uf De Giersr and
VEN h,loll NJ which several ministers
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21

Friday night atihe ). p. G. soiree
one OF he iair@l maldens of the civ
was INTRODUCED 10 ricn catlleninii.
Understanding by some intullive feel.
ing tiai lie was a single man, she
cast at mn MI the Fright sheep s.eye.
7hr could e'olyc from her own srintll.
i7ilhs optics Sncielt encouraged by
her sneee~s IN making him talk. and
confident that she would yet be a cat
t!e KING bride. Her horror then can
can be imagined when, a, leaving. he
invited hel 10 his nome and assured
her that heand hts wife would do
their level best to make thin"s nIens.
ant Cor her. PN"
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
Lortmro on pcn,,,n,.,,,,on

IteE, +. Il, Bulkin lectured last
nn,sht 70 = ~ ! mouse tt the 81. Paul's
NJ T. church on The evils of intem.
pvranee' ne gaze telling list o.
statistic and faces. He pictured Ia.
ven, ,e n lS'ia,ee nS hinge mountain ready
20 tiIl on whoever approached. He
liealea strongly for HE prohibiliun of
me hIuor trnllic. He will l,cfur,.
tonic VA thS sutlle
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
9 FL n .. Ell.
2O7 Houston STREE
Watches, Diamonds, Jewelty Hven
WILL NOT ALLOW ANY ONE 10 I
Thrce Particular !

PoiRfhhe FfrA-BRowN's IRON BITE
compound. 1t is tonic medicine, not d
compounded preparation made to restore ste
beverage to be sold in bar-rooms and azsn
Print Me .SeeOn9.-BRowNs IRON BIN
thing injurious. The most delicate ladies an
infants may use it with perfect safety art
While it is powerful in its remedial agenes,
alton, restoring wasted strength and impartas
most efficient manner.
Point tie Zh1G-BRoWN's Iron BrT
Brown Chemical Company of Baltimore, a b
whose reputation is well known to the bushes
community. There is no risk in buying si;chs
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
For tic GAZETTE.
NY AIN NATIVE LAND


IT'S fluc to roam the woodlands
In the spIing-timc o the Year,
10 listen TO tho mayls
And tho blackbird's whistle eloHr'
Hut the sweetest bliss o n,
rs experience hae found
Is TO meet bonuie las'ie
Frae yer ain native land.
The wandcror far nae home an friends
Perhaps downcaa an sad
VIZ name TO ,pcak a cheering word
An make his lell heart slnu'
Feels a tlirill VI deepest JOY
While lac clasps the little hama
o. hissiu sweet bonple lassie,
Frae his ain native land
Sac doot brt the are maidens
.iuBt as pleasant 10 tic ee,
who fli l,iudnes, and simplicity
Nae better couldna be.
nu, their languagcond tiieir manners
lcdinua rnderstlnd,
Like yer al.i ST., q tonnie lassies
From yer ala native land.
AN idt lt4A ~ oAiVhe
To cross the raging sea,
An tread aud Scoiland's heather hills,
Ance MAR aiore I dee,
Moo. IN content - live an dee,
Though on "A foreign strand,
,iuce I've met u bonnie lassie
Erac my ain native land.
ucrchcelis are like The roses,
Her eye, ARE bonnie blne,
Tier Drin is ii eat and graceful,
I'm hel heart IS leai an true.
The outhcrn lIcele that softly blows
A tureg nsSor famed
Than the Wlusome, bonnie lasSie
I7rae her ain native land.
Let Others seek furhOnors
IN some Ill slant lana or cline,
Orsecl, for wealth. an riches
ia the far oil guldcnmine.
II get heal l'ilbo content.
An nacihln. mar demand,
But 10 live nu loremy lasslc
FrQe my ain native hand. \. q.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
FRANCE.
toMslUNIsr MEErINna

M rafis. january 2o,-rlere .a
,,ro"aa,, TO day In furihersn " ", ,wc
"ola'sltion 10 revise the nan",.o 81 the
rl ps"pnes weredelivered av,hu.ution
eI,tiodiu'ioiis. tine OF The n,o,,,, socisI
' u,neh to organizea fund n",etliilgs de-
shot. "' o'''i'huiiists Who were
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
why Not?

The gentlemen and ladies who will
give the opera, Chimes OF Normandy
in this city IN abluI two weeks. have
been practicing fora long time in or
der to = rfect themselves in it aud
make u Crediiable showing before the
discriminating public. From the sue
cessiul rehearsal a few nights ago al
the opera house the indications are
that they have succeeded even beyond
their expectations. There is no reason
why Fort Worth alone should receive
the oeneiit Of their ,burs. There are
within easy reach Of the city Il num-
her Of towns that heartily appreciate
whatever l. good in the lyric line.
and doubtless arrangements can be
made 10 atlJrd nj the same time an
opportunity Of pleasure to them and
profit to Che gentlemen aud ladies en-
gagged in preparing tue opera. This is
thrown out as suggestion for cunsid-
Grafton.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
The Spring meetings.

III, IN order to give lime for th. shin.
m Ni.m' % hoFses after The meeting Ia
nieni pms the dates Of lhe races OF ,hn
m ., IYNas ,cirruit viii he held me-.
week earlier than heretofore nu,iuunc.
~, me huntsville meeting will he
gih hlfii Isl, that ~ Fort Wa,th
A1tpiIh e.,, and that ut Sherman Anil
ION. There will De four dr., !, 49, 49,,
al each of these p5in,s N' i"'''s
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
The Maybre lIurderer.

ward To, l., L., January 2O,-EJ-
der az ,nn'psh, charged with the mur-
slpnle,n 'u Maybce woman, has nude a
h. ,, pnLi,n.eh,ary couf,s-ion, in which
brotbar that he aud moi his
aud in, John committed the cline,
stolen Scalel where the property
found rom The Maybees could be
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
A Chance ior Mu,,cian.

Aow that the s. p. r,s oye b,.i, :.
,ir. ayo eNefy olper week, tile need OF n
Amule !, hltlls baud is bsi,g lelt.
wonid y, o.Pytip',lli.s for employment
Eart NJ ~ snefed No / orgaplzaiion
iI',,,r" anh Is exselllng in may
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
FOREIGN.
siEXICo.
BANK CONSOLIDATION.

hexico, January 20-N.votiouo,.
mc progressing for the cousoii t',iu ''ons =
tne national aud m.rcnnriia '"tion or
Changes In the goyern. 49, phuSs.
10 70, the national tank vii ma , n,..'h
me combined capital Of th no necessary ,.','s
paid ~. ''''y per cent.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
EGYPT.

c rhf SITUATION Ar KnAmoun.
ro AFRO. January 20 -Khartoun, Am
NM Us ."pen 10 Csifo. TIE annoin,
n,'ii, "i 'chine'ep Gordon is ce,,'
x welcpined, and 1t Is said he rec'',,,'
.ment 'r''ai sanction OF the govern rnS
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
Sn,.i.I,la

ahn,ch sa m,,,'t,lsy iilsiil there will be n
81. Paul n = ast'e parsonage Of lie
The ,in,rah = ehafeh, mex, door ln
gIp,,,n,, bas yrry interesting vro.
49, IN, ,ns ''scn prepares. and lho..
time. ~ htsiiy y goDd
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21

On. account OF Objectionable Uehavio,
at tie previous suiyees some OF the best
KNOWN ionuu men 81 the cit, were eX-
cluded from lhe list of the invited 10
the last snifer Of the :. L. G. by the
committee Invitations. Very much
to the surprise Of the committee some
oi me parties thus excluded came, MOI.
Wihslnnding. Oiherinlerlopers were
also IN attendance A lunfers and
uninvl'ed are not wanted, the cIub
VIII issue season tickets to the mem
hers OF the CLUB and special tickets to
invited guests a dOoI-kerper viii be
appointed aud the rule SHOW your
tickets strictly aud invariably Ell
forced in the future. The CLUB ha,
now made s,Ica Roadway that this
measure May safely he executed.
Cherokee remedy Of Sweet Gum
and AfHHtt..tNr t.t
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
NIllrrled.

tAt ent resileAee ui tie br,da,y
inLuer ~ ihe city of i'aris, Tex. lam
uhiy ~. ltSi, vs. lac Rey j. D,W,,
i,uikheal. Mr.. 1nsilna s. Sn,,t,, N
= w'u, v 'Dlague cppnty, 10 Miss 4 IA,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
ENGLAND.


Ji,n DISABLED STEAMER.
Tliilpooi, Jhhu ry 20. The steamer
,h.s i,'ii rom Boston reports she spoke
Ia'l, 'San,eh steamer Germanic on the
I,'n',, 5uO miles west of Fnstnet in
min,', a,ne thirteen degrees, tbirt, -four
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21

ACKER'S BLOOD ELIXIR guar
auleed; Will cure all kinds of blood
poisoning, inherited or contracted. l..
y. Brunswig X Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
Nor the News out of ireland.

, ''"'estoh News.l
am nm .,,, " vanity. Even Sullivan
o"n noI kno"k the spots out Of he s, ~,
or even out of Jupiter. VIC sun
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
1aknNnlice

an parties wishing to sell thell
h. NJ. Daggett. '''0' "
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
IMtcst st,ics.
No Loarcrs Need Apply.

stetson hat VI latest styles and col
ors at Dsblnmn Br,s'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21
A MorIibIe Di,cnycry.

Cherokee -emely Of Sweet Gum
and Mullen &c wells drug store.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21

Il s%i,na,'"uss
."~r""r.Ias,
sndthssss
,,svra ~ ~.
r1'M.itarIi
i.rIissssI ~
and 's,,st,
,eventv-ay.
.bs,,iishaa,is
aImaaostHna
I,,s.,'o,,J,Iahvv
sI,dinyy I
rcIs.rr,s 80,
ss,,,thsaA,
|ersi an ap
made In q
Iz; The q.
and the brl
y teHclling
fenligiltpn,
lHs,pieAni
.ro .-.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-01-21

the Der
iatipn ass(
lieve 1t II
~ Irovi|
dicient 81
|rcsents.Oil
= It To fui|
Ate niord
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-04-18

'-Got jest twenty-five cents. Why.
every time that teller and his kind come
around they want the ends Of their hair
trimmed and don never want to paw
more'n ten cents for it. eithec.'
what is your observation with re-
spect to the Intellectual strength of men
who part their hair in the mdile?'
''Oh, that depends. We git Canucks
and Enslishmen here sometimes who
do that and yet who seem to have horse
sense; but when it comes TO our own
country folks (Americans. mean not
Africans.) the fellers that part their
hair in the middle don't amount to a
hill of beans can't talk about anything
but clothes and hair oil, with now'i
then an exception bout gals. Never
saw one OF them cusses that didu't
think every gal he knowcd was dead
gone on him. and TIL bet money not one
of 'em could tell t. save his soul when
the Maybower come over or whether
Abe Lincoln or Bisma OK issued the
emancipation proclamation"
Here NJ. Merryweather seized the
opportunity to remark that none u
them dudes dast go To the roller skatin'
Kinks for fear all the ladies d be after
EN- to skate TO fast music, and that d
sweat their bangs all out.
''S-s-s-ht' commanded the boss as an
other dudelet swung open the door and
came simpering along to the enemy s
chair.
The boss winked wickediy. Mr..
Merryweather stuffed one fist into his
mouth, the historian OF the episode paid
for two weeks shaves and the curtain
dropped. Detroit Free Press.