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Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1884-01-09

Last New Years was the coldest one all
over the cointy for 20 years.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1884-01-09

The British army Is In high glee, the war
department having abolished the order sub
jecting the soldiers to regular shaving, and
whiskers are sprouting all along the lima
first Ala te the Drownins.
New York Lifel
!. Go through his pockets.
q II there are any trees round hang ths
subject up by the legs TO let the water run
out II you are In the city use lamp-post.
& II the subject be small man pummel
him with your fists 70 start the circulation.
II he is large man give him shock with .
galvanic battery.
I Eudeavor TO start respiration by blow.
ing In bis nostrils vita a pair Of bellows II
yoa can't get q pE,s take one.
s. Pour down his throat q mixture OF go
brandy, 229 ipecac, i.07 raregoric, LOO am,
uionia, IS Winslow soothing sysup Be
VII careful - sst ths eject proportiop4
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21
ABOUT THE rOLGER FAMILY
rhe s-cretnry NJ the Treasury 'omr- Of
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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Deep water Is causing troub" ~
Cincinnati and Galveston, roo deep st
the fret aui not deep enough at the
latter, and that is the way Of TIE
world
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Guytou. B'otNer, .ue the i,r
masters In tins section. Hey
price list 70 give away. Serd for
Address, Waco J.. q. Box 1875.
2l-lltaW
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21
AGO EXAMINER.
WACO, FEBRUARY u 1854

The Sabine rver Is Oh a grand
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Elegant w'dlug presents can be
found At Castle q Morrison 4 drug
store n
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Head f.i-hI Oii at ~ bulp~nIc
by Cameron. tI-tit.- "a ~Inrry
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

"L'loJolcr' D. the best smoking
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Trough on Rats" clears out rats
mice. l5c. t.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21
COLLINS,
CnlnrrnoIIneu Inddor

though on Toothnchc,' instant re-
lief l5c.-l
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Stlnging; irrimtlons, Inflammation, AL,
sidney, urinary complaints, cured by
'BuVbupGiUA" 9l.-4
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

Wen. May apple ai,eD rms. loc and
use -
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-02-21

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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
suBaCnfBEFoR THE
WEEKLY GAZETTE


~ pafsnRnou 81 she npirr of the District
| Cont ~ VICTORIA fnuNiN, INSIDE nn the liHi
day ~ July issi in e4uta M laH nu Shf
durhut oi said r..nri, whrraln AsefH a CnR
NontintntM Muai COMPANY are drisudaulH,
as W. , ~ al ihsSis sLRGslnfia ia ,a,,lpf
ANhltl FAtluFf, 81 inu Neuil, ~ aa,
and an tha machinery ltiNia. appliances and
appnfirnhnnrs % ihu same hfianHina, a.
/ lupr Nith thr land upnh Wiien lllu aaian
siattds iiie tafur hglna niiis described ~ tho
anip ete. psaidi AlsN, tuelf Hlhushipf House
aud lrf faNinfNt Hi Nfftnris irNHr. fnd All
thp iaaghinGri, ipsilr, appliances and appnF
q uHNrfs iu thf aanfn belonging, infrihHi
via iha leiid pissu shlah tnr aaiHs aiAhaa.
alsp inllS arscibel ln iHe uidtf Rl1te ~
fftfea ~ said rfuraie 1. offered ai pgtisifs
saic Hniii ihs Hfsi hsa ui uoiulpr, itsl ara
pfupNeAit iuf the YutthHfp ~ fht haiHr will
he reviewed unill thal unt and NJ Hut sult N
pflNata sale Hu 90 hainIr said riat duF 81
NNlnuff, iHsii Use haiNe " ~ ltG aalh ~ puhii
auction, within ihr GuAfa prescribed - iaW
~ iha unaelf ltnni,p 90 ipp nut iutttsf ~
Nnyslahpf. ati Il baiHE ihs lih dAy ~ said
lunpth, 90 Nlil ite prirrriY in tOit MafiH
~ the dang tf sac tuhff hnish ul Iarrani
ntuNtt. iH ihh cts 81 fuu Wauh fnka4
ant tht l'aipfr1 in Nieinflh Ht The door ~
sac Hpiitiinusa ~ Nicinfia uaauiy. ia az,
allH ~ NislaflHi ArARs
iia hfp oarh snj Nd laiih rasha said sala ).
ifNht sulrqi 81 the approved VI inr nlslFial
tuNit ~ Nitt1fia pruhtfs Hni Nili ~ Ia
NufisH ~ said funu rs iie nest iafM psln
iaFrsint Nnfennh ltii iet and 90 nue
aii ~ Nlaslp ~ lnr purchaser aHiii tie lalid
tt)e f,,hflnsfi ny lHf caHsi.
w. uaaseisi - val $50 lali inforpalloF
AnH particulars 3" az expenditures
EsosiFerT,r u 49, Nlslpfia, tssas
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Joseph Edgar Chauh,rin contrib.
utes an important paper to the sep
temher Century on "lhe Foreign ltlc-
mouts VA our Population IN witch
lie shows the tendency ~ immigrants
~ the Rnmo race 60 mass lli particular
states, giving TO those sections "a
special foreign character. but In con.
clusion he says "Suppasing the entire
mass to hO fused, the Celtic aud fVu-
laulc blood, tho Latin and the Norman
would ho mingled In much the same
proportions ~ they were Ia
The veins OF the original. Eng
ilsh settlers. The American Of
the future, supposlug prcpcnt forces 10
continue, aud all white clements tn
fusc equally, would Ice almost as
much au Anglo-SaNon' rs the Amcrl-
can Of 1880 We have seen, however,
1 that tho races are not distributed
/ evenly, and that certain types are
! likely To loo locally predominant at
/ least until a long process ui iniurmls
grafton shall have welded the mnsA
into substantial likeness. Tho Wis
Cunan man OF the future, fnf instance,
h. likely 10 healmust ~ German, while
the New Fughndrr tstiil
1 rupposinp all elements 10
rnmbnrl viii beat lcast hall an Irish
man But la the meantime all cnmr
60 sppuK a single dialect all wear tho
same Ouatumui all come under tho az
Stimulating Influence Of AN intrnnciy
active Internal commerce aud all Van'
tiuup to ncrust,m thun'HrlNce To di'
yersity of views and ufgaui futluua in
religion without strife growing oni OF
such diversity or u Thought uf social
D 10 AEmA
not nssumo that such q state Of piiain
will tend ~ mako the people a single
aud homogeneous uRtluni ia spite nl
local diversity pl prlginN
II brlttVe Tint no ono now ACCUSES
any large OF Influential portion oi the
foreign element Ul "A set purpose %
spnAd Ideas suhycrnlvc Ol our political
lnaHluunns. I 4 can hardly he dvnisd
that such tendencies aud ilras o. nIt
most deprecated in the foreigners IN
[ the United States relate tuluhnnniri 4,
moro hahiia 81 HE aud social pracilcef,
In thrsn thugs we have undergone
/ rrcat change, aud Wonld have under
/ ronp them, Ia great degree, indo'
/ pendent nf foreign luiiuoner,
"Sd lonr a. all elements blend, anu
the people remain free Go tecl1 thrli
own happiness in their own way, u
would serni "a make but little diilpr
once with coming generations whether
their family Tree shall have had il'
roots Ia Plymouth of Bostoh OF New
A nnntcrdain, OF Ia Iaaile Garden, ~
long ns the freedom "a Hcrl, oonmnn
happlnOaa remains, Il 10 OF little oonAo
auence whether the new inhaiiahh
are lost Ia the old or hi
old il th. new, The greatest
daugor would strm 10 bc the
the mingling Of Bll elements, Win
rrsuliinR evolution ~ "a single nation
nlliy, viii uot proceed wlthoui inter
rupilan. No CREATOR danger fhi
threaten than that the population Wi
hpllt intn two OF inore uaaife, VIII
uasto hRtleds and r,rillola' Whrn
ever ln any place a tendency TO seel
a am in'- suoma TO hr arising, All lh
p,optl Influence az the State ana %
anolpiy shoah. -. broughi 20 hrR
against H.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
TO rnI2 rEorLia.
Statue ofIIbrri,.

hl trfalut uh authorizing iho prualdeni to
sei4naiv ana act HpHu "a fltu itl tho Vts
Alamn of "iAuugty hullshteniaA tao
eylli hhd Ia provide tor toe permanent
4N'Hhanar aud preservation thereof
Whereas. the prosldont has onm-
ahloaicd 20 congress- the Information
~ eitiaona ~ the French republic
. 'leSr to uomntruumumtc tho one
.Auledth anniversary of our INDIE
Nenco by erecting, " their nwn
81 q colossal bronze statue ot Lib
4 EollEhluniuE the World, upon q
s,a1al pt suitable proportions, 20 be
" private subscription, upon
Of the islands belonging 20 inc
aNrd states IA the hafhIr OF Now
lak aud
whereas, u Is proper toproyldp for
feato aud preservation Of this gnud
'egmtnt Of art. and Of The ahiding
.sp9shlp VI cur ancient ally. thurus
Resolved 10y the senate aud house OF
fi'eenlallVva uf the United states OF
,eA,Iea IN congress Rrhrmhltd, that
=. president at the United states be
~ ne u hereby authorized aud III
sli's,u 20 Aerrpi the colossal statue ~
..eAeeFly EniiEhtrning the World, "
a'N pttseniod hy citizens ~ the
I. WAN republic, and 10 designate aud
N Snail iOr the oreo Ion thereof q suit
a.ste upon either Governors or
i.-,NeH leland, la the harbof ~ New
~ Ahu upon the o0mplt ton there
4, Nl eausu tao aalin 10 no inaugural
h Win Hnch ceremonies 40 VIII serve
.s,la,.lty the gratitude OF our people
h, YNla expressive and fniicltaua meme
=, ~. ~ thvtympathY nf the eltiFupH nt
~ .'s.et lppuhlici aud he IL hereby
q II. 'Vitsed "a vsuan suitable regulations
n, padr lOr ils mtafo maintenance
-. VeArpn, and for the permanent
's.,a AMI preservation thereof na u
49, alisht ~ art, aud az the continued
lls,,eAi " the great nation which
IN " VA oUr struggle Tor freedom
..t1' laifrnlnH rrp,'utlln ~ uDnfrsn )
'as,et epafl fnrt Wood aud liedlana
is ~ N The harbor of New AWk, O,I
IS e, s,lqe ~ Liberty. aud Voysnanllas
OK ssine ilr 10 permanent pfueafvaI
esla'lNs nsiuirnanoe ~ a beacon and
ss,s w " tho ancient aud continued
l..l,,9llill oi The great nation which "a
Is Aly aided us la oar struggle
Z. wnfslem, j. an equivalent op
~, ul our govcrnmenl q a
'' Oneluding the malul0nanep
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

osa powerful electric light Ia the band
on thc statue az more than one and A
hhlt n'llloh uollatr, leaving Il 10 the
wepiv ~ the United States % provide
euoui oneillh ~ that sum ior tho
foundation and pedestal.
he whole structure when c0mpletod
WIN exceed a height o. 300 feet aud be,
oniae htNug monument 10 tho
kihnnueuf pi itte government.
rue cost ~ the statue moro Than
t-'Qi Wo--waa Contributed ~ isi cities
Nv NJ ana pfeclncls IA lhe republic OF
! rance, ~ appreciation OF thu bless.
lhEe OF governments by thc peopie.
,ol tne people such ea eXist in TIC
United States Of America, with NM.
tIty That enllghtrna the worldi
gragelully. reminding ua of the avn.
pAthy ana help of their ancestors ip
/ o.. pggle TO obtain it
fho American committee having in
charge the raising of funds iir Tho
gVmplotion OF the pedtstN are unable.
rom the very nature OF ,hc case, to
organize sub committees throughout
ne country Cor that purpO.c; therefore
They appeal 20 Influential aud patll0tir
citizens Of every locality, 10 oaamberr
OF commerce, boards OF trade. ok.
changes and ,oolrilrs, to mid them ia
thla NATIONAL monument hy iofmlng
subcommittee for the purpose of
gathcring the remainder Of the needed
tnds.
The statue IL finished, aud has re-
GENTLY been formally presented to MIR.
Morton, our minister to France, and
VIII he ready for transportation to our
shores In u French national weasel M
soon ~ thc pedestal shall ho ready Ia
rcculvc u, Moro than half " the auin
required for It's completion has been
contributed chiefly by New York and
its immediate vloiuity, The work II
wei under way, aud ought not To- be
stopped 10y the indifference or apathy
of the people. The committed feel
confident that Il will not I've, when the
| object OF this International sentiment
vi irlendshlp and love OF liberty " fully
comprchcndcd.
Hitherto IL has been misreprepDutod
and mlAunderstood. 10 " Ia no way a
| private enterprise for personal ur see.
uonnl glorilcation, u Is the GIN uf the
| people of France 10 the people VI the
| United htattn-the grhndcst monu-
mont ever dreamed of ~ u recognition
| OF the blessings Of liberty, IL Is nt
ting that It's pedestal should ho con.
struc,od hy the contributions of MANY
aud not Of few. No North, no South
no East, NO West, but throughout this
glorious laud. More than one hun.
dfed aud twenty-five thousand dollars
will be required "a complete the pcdrS.
tai of the statue preparatory 10 ~ In
Huguration, ~ set forth in tbs rcsulu.
| ton of congress
The funds OF the committee arr
/ nearly exhausted the worl, must stop
within thirty days unless public spirit
| aud patriotism h widely aroused to
| finish H. Indifference to u rs lRntn'
mount TO national ingmitudo and
humiliation,
All checks should he drawn 10 tEr
order of n IT, Splulding, treaburcr
Your illow-cUunttymcu,
WILLIAM NJ livAWu President
RICHARD BUTLER Secretary.
HENRY F. SpApLntN0, Treasurer.
Executive committee;
luSEru W DWENEh
PAuiIg GOnWIN,
i w piNDuOr
Y MUMFuRp MOoH.
FuEpEiiCN 4 Purw
80 Liberty 81, Now York. Aug, ] .
iNSl
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

sherman w. rt4fl. Known ~ the
WNewtnwn sleeper from bis S,>aG
hahll oi rpmnininf 20 q noliatN'r eNh'
ditipp for months at llwN, wan
dpfn,k away lloui HE holne 10 roA..' .l'
cut. a gentleman pAEsihg pnna ~
i.eddma SAW rlAlt's nude hody stand
luz upright ia lhs water. Df Mah',
man, the medical examiner deeideHi
that tho young man hHd been 0fHN neH
while bathing,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

~ 80 arnund town, instead OF being
aFceratcd Ills request was denied
n few minutes later he threw az
hands aud tuli Ia u ft, lie seor
Covered and was driven in u ranlar,
lhN old slip police station Previous
nv adjournment, ppsldoul Cox o
y Meohauics' National bank tAlRrd
air fcWp about iuc uRso, Tn,
IaoI said he expected IA barrow ia,
'Anry aud settle uh the al, ,g,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
INivEuNTs
SUMMER SESSION
CAPITAL BUSINESS COLLEGE

onors thorough AMI complete rnufar ~
Ruuk KhNriNU rUnhinei With Rusi + fiAf
fHANflNh 90 Arithmetic, lufnaOi lufuMff
law Inc Normal ranmahshlp nupsrl
munt ln ehhiuo ui tho yell knuWu
erlisuo penmRb, PROT y, A. uueiHs
hnd teachers Tho Language nf Mttiui f.
taught - a apncia $50 TruL p ~ Hay, 81 Sis
resNs NhiNrfaliY ANA unrnAn hI W rfrai
cent Tho On pcfienred opffaiuf aud tlrcu1
upf 'RNiliiira iuf a iinttNtau uua ffHHtra
education are untufpassrd IA ne huuihW 4
inNust in . NuHinrfa thuFht'uni If nHra
mot egat hul months time ana SO nohui
afuiip. White iar taialusua,
l.l.ANpEnsoN, rnea
nos fN AWsiin, Ten.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01

Tue Asal smoking ,sbAO i Little
JokW
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-09-01
FIREMEN'S DEPARTMENT SUPPLIES,
CASADAY SULKY FLOWS,

Cotton Gins, Presses; Atlas Engines Russell Port
able and Stationary Engines and Vibrator ThreSl-
ers; Rubber Hose Rubber, Leather and Cot
ton Betting; ShaGting, PulIeys Gas Pipe,
Pipe Fitting; Brass Goods; Steam
Pumps, etc; Avery and Oliver
Chilledand John Deere PlOws;
Double ShOyels; Georgia
Stocks; Sweeps, Bull
Tongues, etc, etc;
Moline and other Farm Wagons; SceIey Hay Press /;
Cane Mills and EyaporatOrs; Evans Corn Plant
ers; Tents and WarOn Sheets; 1Ngon Bows;
Wheebar )ws; Wagon and Platform
Scales; Sulky Hay Rakes; Sucke
State Grain Drills; StrOWbrldge's
Broadcast Seed Sewers Elc-
vatOr Cups; Mill Picks;
Boiling Cloth; Scotch
lIarrOwS; Iar-
row. Teeth
Smoothing
TarrOws; Single Trees, etc. Walter A. Woods
Irvine Binders, Mowers and Self Rakes; Wire
Stretchers; Corn Shelters; Corn and Shuck Shell
ers; Kennesaw Water Elevators, etc, etc
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25
down the road with the gentle lope Of the circus

down the road with the gentle lope of the circus
camel.
". And when he drew near the son cried out:
Father, have sinned against heaven and in
thy sight, and am longer worth II
I'LL!
v. (And the prodigal racket worked not.
vi. The father fell upon hinc and beat him
sore. Yea, verify, say unto you he did put up
on him such head as he had never before worn.
WI. And he smote him heavily with venge-
full boot, and did mop up the dampness Of the
soil with his dissolute frame,
vn1. And cried unto him: ''Thou art no son
of mine, and there is no vacancy for thee on the
staff amidst my servants. ,s.
TX. $50, get thee hence unto thy fate, for thy
shadow shall never again fail athwart my door.
K "Begoue and quit my sight, else my second
wind returns unto me and I wallop thee yet
again"
XII. And the son again joulneyed unto the
westward, but fortune favored him not and good
luck came not unto him. @...
XII. He sank lower and lower as the days sped
by until he reached tho bedrock. where he re-
mains even unto this day.
XIII. He is member Of the Idaho legislature,
on the democratic side thereof.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25
BOUND TO CONQUER.

The other day Bismarck gentleman was COM
ing up from Standing Rock and stopped to see
man who lives near the Oanno1 Ball river. In
response to his knock at the door he beard
shrill, sharp ''Come inv' and upon entering
found sharp faced, angular woman sitting in
the room under an open scuttle hole leading int
the loft above, With a shotgun on her knee.
It's the gentleman of the house in?" he asked
''Yes, sir, he air."
"Can see him moment2"
"No, sir; you cain't see hide nor hair Of
'imv'
'sWhy can't !, madam? would like to speak
to him on business"
IF you was dyin' an Jim war the only dos
tor in Dakoty, you couldn't sot an eye on him
till he gives in an talks decent. At dinner
awhile ago he told me to pass i'm the apple sosl
an toll him it wasn't soss, but sass, an he said
he knowed better, it was soss, an top him thst
wen he tux notion that lit pple saM 4
feel soothin' to his stomach, to say ~, an he
said he'd have that soss OF die. Then toll hin
I'd defend that sass with my life. an made
break for the shotgun, an he made break q
through the scuttle inter the loft Wen his
senses come to him an he gives in that sa2 =
sass, he kin cum down, but if he makes break
afore that, off goes the top of bis head. 1har
SETS the saes stranger, an thar's Jim mp in the
loft, an that's the way the matter stands jise
now, an reckon you'd better mosey along an
not git mixed inter the row!'
As the gentleman moved away he heard her
shrill voice saying:
''Jim, wen You git tired O yer durn foolin.
an want this sass, jes' squeal out!'
And gruff voice from the darksome garret
'.Soss!
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

SUNSET Cox is going to write political his
tory of the country. It will be the most hilari-
ously funny effort of his faceti0us life.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

TIE Arizona delegate to congress says all his
territory needs l. good water and good society.
That's all Chicago needs.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

or al sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: ut might have been;>
Or to palmer put tho saddening CLAUSE:
ut oughter, but didn't happen to va"
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

A WRITER says that women talk for the sake
of telling what they know" What remarkable
knowledge some women must possess!
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25
TRIBUNE TWINKLEs.

EGYPT is 1000 miles long and six miles wide.
Egypt is . slim. ~ <a
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

IT is said that the statue of ''Lib<rty Enlight-
ening the World" looks more like female law.
yer paralyzing jury on breach-of- promise
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

SENATOR LOGAN comes boldly out as friend
of the hog. He is probably figuring on the
Chicago vote.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

We give 1t as matter Of news that the un-
married girl in Idaho who presented the world
with triplets is not at all proud of her maiden
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

IT Is announced from the east that five brides
maids are now the proper thing. This gives
the friends of the victims wider kissing range
than herafOfOre
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

An eastern woman was 80 overjoyed at tn
gift of sealskin sacque that she laughed her
self to death. Alas! how many poor men vii
read.t item and experiment on their wive
with the price of sealskin sacque, only to NEE
with cold, cruel disappointment!
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

TIE Whitehall Times says that Samuel J. Til
dens name in history will appear at the head
of column. The late lamented Lydia E. Pink
hams name is similarly honored-top of col"
umn next pure reading matter and no other
similar gush of wild and passionate language to
appear in the same column.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

WILL Miss Ella Wheeler please explain why
she sent to this Office marked copy of paper
containing her poem entitled ''You Kissed Me?'
By Jove, it's as base falsehood as q woman
ever told! 1t is, honestly.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

IT is announced that Queen Victoria proposes
to close Buckingham palace entirely. Well, if
Buckingham can't pay his debts he must expect
to be closed up just as othere are, though it
would be real humane for the old lady to give
him a little more time unless she has some
paper to meet and needs the money.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

SECRETARY FRELNaHUYsEN says he doesn't
like women reporters. When they get about
him in group and chuck him under the chin
with their fair fingers and call him dear, de-
ightful, dainty old official darling, and then
strike him for the news they want, he gives mat
ters away that should for the present be kept
from the public.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

A BURGLAR has told the Boston Herald that of
all things he most fears woman's voice
Even burglars have feelings in common with
the reet of mankind.
Bismarck tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, D.T. [N.D.]) 1878-1884, 1884-01-25

IT is q remarkable fact that the Missouri
courts have not yet served summons on the
disease with which Frank James is wrestling,
ordering it to appear and show cause why it has
commenced proceedings against defendant while
other cases are pending against him. 1t must
he an oversight.