The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-03-01

| fcial. deliciously perfumed. A perfect hair
dressing. SOC. All druggists.
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A Burlington mother has miraculously
cured her youngest hopeful Of smoking by
the laying on of hands.
It lie spring. A resurrection Of natures
lat'nt forces is taking place. Like the
world around you, renew your complexion,
| invgorate your powers, cleanse the chan
nels Of life. Ayers ssrsnparilla is the
means 10 use for this purpose.
Cattle are dumb beasts, but by getting
together iu large numbers they make them
selves herd.
bought medicine in thirteen states, but
nothing helped me till got Elv's Cream
Balm. In four days could hear as well
ss ever. am cured OF catarrh as we'll. 1t
is tho best medicine ever used.-Garrett
Widrick, Hastings, New York
From i. F. Liepsner, A. NJ, Red Bank.
| Nj. was so seriously troubled with
catarrh it seriously affected my voice. One
bottle OF Ely's Cream Balm did the work.
NV voice is fully restored B. +. Liepsner.
--"Light is gradually breaking --me,'
remarked the man when he paid gas bill
twice as large as usual.
z9y- Do il at once. For 10 cents get a
package Of Diamond Dyes at the druggists.
They color anything the finest and most de-
sirable colors. Wells, Richardson & Co,
Burlington, Vt. Sample card, 80 colors,
and book of directions for &c. stamp.
Because church bells sometimes have
wedding rings, it does not follow that they
are married.
Much distress and sickress attributed to
dyspepsia aud chronic dia, Dha is OCCASION
ed by hume" in the stomac Hoods Sarsa-
parilla is the remedy.
"A man may be a smoker, and vet his
dear little wife may not allow him to smoke
her.
For aged men, women, weak and sickly
children, without a rival. Will not cause
headache. Brown Iron Bitters.
1t is one of the inconsistencies OF life
that we throw boquets at the Soprano, and
boot Jacks at the tonn-cat.
Malaria in all its forms positively cured
with Emory's Standard Cure Pills, never
failing remedy; purely vegetable, contain
no quinlnc or other poisonous agencies, en-.
dorsed by physicians and sold by druggists
everywhere. 2j and SO cents.
--0scar Wilde is telling the people of Eng
laud that American prairles are shocKingly
deyod of artistic finish.
was weary Of life,and longed for my death
For all through the years I'd been
coughin',
And thought every night that I'd loose my
breath,
For was coughing myself In my coffin.
had given up hope, aye, almost my life.
When friend advised me to "stir up
And told me secret by which was cured
BY taking Jadwin's Tar Syrup.
Thomas, ON Bank street, sells it.
When a man declares his love in deep
lY.drawn breathing, young lady, Put il
down that it is only sighed show.
ARE YOU Miserable through indigestion
Sour Stomach, or Constipation? Acker'
Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will reliey,
you. Sold by DIR II Horn, Lehightou ,ant
L Il Horn, Wessport.
They say dogs can't reason, but no on
will doubt that dog tries to reach con
clusion when he chases his tail.
-ELECTRICITY.- OF all the know
Electro. .Galvanic Appliances at the presen
day it is now conceded by the Medical Fra
tcrnity and Electricians generally, that tn
American Gavanic Co.'S HOWARD SHIELD
are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrica
merits, as one shield or appliance can b
fitted to any part of the body, which is Nc
true Of any other. See advertisement i
another column OF this paper. Electric Ga
zc'te.
Failure in, the yarn Whiting some un
! successful novels.
! Why are very young dudes like yer
q young wheat? Both are too green TO thrash
i al have no faith in patent medicines"
the common expression Of some incredulou
4 people. who haYe been 'taken in" by tn
voluminous references OF some noslrIu
But il don't stand the test. For Jadwin'
Pine Tar Syrup We only ask trial. Go t
Thomas tor it,
d So long as we live in this world W
Z cannot be without trouble.
a Truth and confidence are the only basi
4 on which we can rest.
EVERY Promise backed by guaran
tee. Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets will civ
immediate relief. Price 2j & so cts. Sol
by Dr. Horn, Lehig ghton, and Z. A. Horr
Weissport.
The horseshoe crab grrds its food be
tween its thighs.
One half lhe human family die updC
seventeen years ofage.
Every farmer should at least have on
coLnty papor, and that paper should be I'll
! ADVOCATE, which contains all the latest !,
\ cal news, Only Sl.OO a year.
The Emperor ol China sleeps on a bee
stead that has been in use for the past tw
\ centuries.
Salt, sulphur, soda and potassium, equi
quantities, will cure the worst forms
Diphthcrin when taken in conjunction wit
4 Jadwin's Pine Tar Syrup. Thos Thoma
! the popular druggist, sells il.
There is very little satisfaction in ha'
ing man fined five dollars for assault,
4 you have to pay your own lawyer tie
dollars.
The Hop Pasters have wonderful sa
and wbyl Bect use they cure back acl
\ stiff joints, pain in the side and all snr
n ness in any part, People appreciate then
Y Any druggists, 25 cts.
4 1t lisa difficult matter TO deteru il
: which the young man fears the most h,
i big brother or her little brother.
q Group, dphthera and whooping coug
i; get prompt relief and rapid cure by the Ms
p Of KuRAE0TF; the wonderful Pine Remsd
rs The excessss of liberty are apt to hurI
~ us into the love Of depotism.
10 My daughter was troubled with flea
A. Disease for five years, eiYsl up by phys
d. clans, had sinking spells, constant pal
Il great swelling over her heart extending
- leit arm, aud severe spells oi neuralgia e.
tending over entire body, doctors could n
a., help her DR.. Graves Heart Regulat
4 cured her within mos.-Jas. Tiltnn, Coz
a. nnrI y II cI nor h.tla st