West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1884-10-24

ANERfcAv women are said 20 Be the
most clever, sctive and energetic 20 be
found; and we'll they need 20 be, consider.
ing the enormous demands made upon
sherfi by modern schools. housekeeping and
pairing her esiebretsd Vegetable Com
pound, had Sn mind all tfess countless de-
nands on woman's strength, etd her we'll
known remedy proves every day It's bsrs
feet adaptation to woman's special needs.
CHARITY ia BAREyN-Giving every
body show.-LQe.
MRs. HARRIET CUMMINGS, of Cincinnati, o.,
writes: Early last winter my daughter
was attacked with a severe cold, which set
tied on her lungs. She continued TO get
worse, and finally raised blood from her
lungs. we sailed I'm family physician,
had been cured by DIR. VIM. HALLS BAi.sAm
FOR THE LUNGS, advised mo TO give n a
trial. She began TO improve, and by tho
use OF three bottles was entirely cured"
VERY touching-The pressure OF pref
ty girls hand.-ROrbury Advocate.
Trough on Toothacho." Ask for It. Instant
relief. quick cure. l1c. Druggists.
To THE man hoeing his own row the
world hoes u living WhitehdH Times.
Coughs, Colds cured 10y though on Coughs" 25c
e
WHEN Is a chair like q lady's dress?
When IL is satin.
Coiden's Liquid Beef Tonic
Should DO taken by the weak, worn and
dyspeptic. Coldeu's, no other.
A LOVER Of the soil-The Chinese laun-
dryman.--Boston Post.
Trough on Rats" Clears out rats mice. flies
hes,bec-bugs,ants,y crmiD ,chipmunks- l5C
-~-e--
wHEr horse stops suddenly in the
street he shows his bringing up.
Skinny Men. wells Health Renower,.res,oros
health * visorcurcs Dyspepsia Impotence. 81.
AZURE thing-The cloudless sky.-Bos-
ton bulletin.
though on Itch cures humors. er,lptions. ring.
"orn'tctter'sa!t rheum, frosted feet chilblains
The barber's head .quartcrs-Twenty.
five cents for Decentralization Courier.
"Buchu- Paiba.' Quick. complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, 81.
PUBLIC speakers and singers use Pi,o's
Cure for hoarsHness and wax luDEA-
THE most absorbing business - Tho
sponge trade.
1T makes bad work with spelling when
the al" is out of sight and out of mind
NeIo York Journal
Glow SHALL sleepS' asks correspon.
dent Try to stay awake 10 catch some
train.-MiitOR NeioS.
WHAT Is the difference between n crowd,
ed house when a procession is passing and
Nlan Ia f....-
It's 2 In the first instances there is face
IN every pane; in the second pain in ey.
cry face.
"PA, why does man break promise
so readilyW " Because, my son, it is so
eensy to make another one Darlington
Ha1keye.
"YEs, my boy" sail Mr. Malaprop to
his son, 'animals that eat meat are car.
boniferou7, while those lilD ourselves,
that eat both meat and vegetables, are
called emphbious."
A RIcKETY wagon, with loose tires on
the wheels, was passing down the street,
when John said to Phillip: THAT wagon
must have come from distance" "How
do you know thatp asked Phillip. "Be-
cause it is terribly tired" replied John.
The advertisement of the future: Want
ei-A woman to teach school and lady to
wash dishes.-Phiddeiphia CdU
SINGLE gentlemen are called bachelor,
and single ladies must not be called old
maids any moro, but bacaelS ts.-CIn-
bridge Tribune.
YES" SAID n henpecked husband,
there truly is no place like home, and
That's why keep away from il so much"
Harrington Free Press.
He Ian old hand)-They have dropped
their anchor. She Ga beginner)-Serve
them right! 1t has boon hanging over the
side all day long.
AN eloping coachmun,s npolo,v-"I wo,