Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-09-27


dent of another. depends whether
il is dumbbells or bellies that aren't
dumb" was the evasive reply.
1t costs one dollar and it saves your
life-Wilder's Sarsaparilla and Potash
cures all diseases of the Blood and
Skin. 30
"What is lake ?" asked the teacher.
A bright little Irish lad from the "for>
ty acres" raised his hand. "Well,
Mickey, what is it ?" "Sure, it's a hole
in the tay kittle, num-"
A mild, delightful invigorant for
delicate females is Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. Cures costiveness and heads
ache. 20
Cases of metallic poisoning have been
traced to cheap silver plated pitchers.
Where the lining is broken or worn,
galvanic action is set up and the base
metal rapidly oxidized.
"The Lord loves cheerful giver.
In all cases where a tonic is needed
give Wilder's Stomach Bitters. 1t is
the boss. 20
1t is in spite of natural, universal,
inevitable and intense hostility to it
that ChriStianity-by conqaering and
transforming individuals, even the
worst-has won its way in the world.
The Congreationalist.
No more doctors bills to pay for
Syphilis and all Vernal Diseases. Will
ders Sarsaparilla and Potash cures all.
Philadelphia opened her public
schools Monday last with an attend
ance of 100000 children. At least
10000 applicants had to be excluded
for want of room.
No more Indigestion or Nervous De-
bility if you use Wilder's Stomach
Bitters. %
Apples may be fed to cows in con-
siderable quantities with the effect of
increasing the milk, but it will be best
to begin with small quantities at first
and gradually increase the ration.
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder'S Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 20
Timothy was introduced into this
country from England by Timothy
Hanson of Maryland, about 100 years
ago. 1t has for many years been one
of the most popular grasses for hay
for horses.
If any of the readers of this paper
do not know of Johnson's Anodyne
Liniment we urge them to find out
/ about it. Write to DR.. johnson Il
Co., Boston, Mass. 1t is the most
marvellous remedy in the world.
l Kerosene is said to be an excellent
article to soften boots hardened by wa.
! ter. When they have been thorough
ly softened boots make good substi.
tute for kindling wood.
Dyspeptic symptoms, low spirits,
restlessness, sleeplessness, confusion,
sour stomach, pain in the bowels, sick
! headache, variable appetite, raising
! food, oppression at pit Of stomach, low
l fever and languor, Parsons Purgative
Pills give immediate relief and will ul-
, timately cure the disease.
4 "Arise with the lark and with the
, lark to bed" read little boy from the
Third Reader. Then he stopped mo-
). ment and contemplated the picture Of
= a lark at the head of the lesson.
Mamma" he said, "that lark's toe
a nails are so long I'd be afraid to go tc
bed with him."
\ The blessings of life are many. Live
n long and be happy. Don't neglect q
n cough or cold. Keep yourself well
clothed in changable weather, and al
ways keep bottle of DIR. Wistar'i
Balsam of Wild Cherry in the house
D.. hold. A single spoonful will cure an
ordinary cough or cold. Its continued
use will cure consumption.
According to the Indiana Farmer, {
man near Nashville, Tenn, is making
profitable business growing persim
mons. He has realized as much a
, $40 a bushel for his best cultivated va
riety, and has devoted a goOdly por
q ton of his land to a persimmon Or
chard, with the intention of showing
the American people just what can b
% done with a product that grows in ev