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Anttinn SaIrs.
DuncansOn Brothers,
AUCrIoNEERS.

BAN PROPERTY in THE DISTRICT, CON.
SSiSiING OF liz LOTS SITUATED ON ME-
KipiAN HILL AND FRONTING RESPECT
dnNEhh. ON BOUNDARY STREET, Blk
EE n y II s TnEET EXTE NDED,
= t,hI,EENTH STREET EXTENDED, ERIE
AVENUE HURON STREET, ONTARIO AND
S SSsnStr liza ,AXENuES, AND FIFTEENTH
STREET EXTENDED.
One ofthe finest opportuntles over offered to obtain
Vancing real estate.
On FRIDAY AFTERNOON, April, 25, CONF
nelenclng AZ = clock b. M, We will continue the sale
OF tne OtShDoNe mentioned having sold less han one
lhi OithQSc advertised, some of the choicest lots and
lnCllolce blocks not having yet been offered
Ine nOoNe lots are situated In the best locations of
Meridian HUI, which Is destined to become the center
OF magnificent suburban residences and which form
one OF the finest views of our city and surrounding
country. Inc proposed Garfield avenue will come In
ront OF some OF these lots and the district authorities
we understand contemplate extending sixteenth ard
Eighteenth streets to the north and omen Erie ayenne
TO the east and west, connecting with Fourteenth
street and Ninetoenth street extended
Terms; One-hrdcash balance in one and two years
notes TO bear interest," and TO be secured by deed nf
trust on property Sold or all cash. at option of pur.
chaser or purchasers deposit will he required on
ehch lot as soon as knocked Off Terms to he conn
piled with IN ten days, otherwise resale at risk aud
cost ofdenulting purchaser purchasers after five
days public notice of such resale in some newspaper
published IN Washington, ID. G. C0nveynncing, &c,
Persons attending tie sale on Friday will pssennbla
on sixteenth street extended, at the stand.pipe
a plat Ofthis property Cun he secn at the office of
the auctOneer, and further Information given,
1t DUNCANSON BRDS. Aurtinnnnra
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT.
A BliStering Analysis Of the Last Assessment
Of Washington Property.
Systematic differentiation, 60 the Dam.
age OF Small Property Owners.



That the assessment of 1873 was VIGOROUSLY
incorrect does not rest upon the assertion Of
q disappointed applice mt for office, but upon
the deliberate statements made by the COM
missioners in their annual reports for 1879,
80, and 81. II was reiterated by them in
1882 Mr.. West being then one Of their num-
Der, with the additional statement that the
differentiation Of property in Washington
city alone was estimated to amount to $780,
js1 SOS.
The commissioners were very positive and
outspoken la asserting that gross errors had
been committed, and Assessor Dodge felt
called upon in standardization to say in the
Gd.cite. Of oct. 1, 1882, THAT this assessment
was made by his predecessors in office, Messrs.
Dixon. Bohrer, and Carpenter, in 1875, and
no assessment Of ground or houses, other than
new buildings has been or can be made until
authorized by new law of congress"
1t would be waste OF time TO undertake to
prove what Is already admitted, and vet
Ii NAV mako tho matter more ineligible II
tho actual figures in regard TO single square
by tho way of illustration arc submitted.
For this purpose take square $40, on the
north side OF Pennsylvania avenue, between
ninth and Tenth streets, occupied for bust
ness purposes strictly, and conceded to BIO one
of the most valuable per square foot in tho
city. Its assessed value was:
In 1875 for ground .............s SS5l5Ol
In 1875 for Duildings........... 2l9,JOO -,
977l, 00i
In 1878 for ground.............. si2i,376
In 1875 for buildings. 1850 -.
- 6l5,676
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~ NEW ISSUE OF STOCK.

49,. BELLS COCOA, ALKETHREPTA, I'M
HysiS perial Granum, Horlick's, Neave's. Mellu $
Nestle's, and other Infant Foods at CouGHLlN's
pharn
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21
THE WILL FINDS OUT THE WAY

There's something I'd have you remem-
Der, boys,
To help in The battle OF life;
Twill give you strength in the time oil
need,
And help in the hour of strife.
Whenever there's something tina, should
DO done,
Don't be fain.-hearted and say
What's use to try? Remember, then,
That where tbere's will there's way
There's many failure for those who y in /,
But though at first they fail,
They try egat", and the earnest heart
Is cure at last to prevail.
Though the hill 10 rus ged aud hard &c
climb,
You can win the heights, cay,
II you make up your mind to reach the
top;
For where there's will there's way
The men who stand at The top are those
Who never could bear defeat;
Their failures only made them strong
For the work they had to meet.
The will to DO and the will 10 dare
Is what we want to-day;
What has been done can be done again
For the viii finds out the wa
--Ebon T., Rexfotd, in Hprper's Youns
Psoplc.
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forth thinking we would get our can
teens Full to take to camp, and when
we arrived a. the place, the merchant
told us be had some whiskey to sell.
but Gen. Jones was making his head
quarters ut his house, and lad forbid
him to cell any to soldiers, ithout an
order from him. I asked him what
Jones it was, when be explained Gen.
j. x. Jones Of the End Brigade. Now
NE were personally acquainted with
Gen. Jones, for he had been Captain
and afterwards Lieut.. Col. of our re.
giment. then studied up plan in
order to get the whiskey, / told him
to conduct me to Gen. Jones room
which he did, and upon entering bis
presence, saluted him, and be rec
ognized mo and enquired my bust.
mes, 1 then said, 'Gen. I have pass
here from my Captain for this day in
order to procure some extra ratious,
and be told me ii found any whisky
IN my roundssto bring him canteen
full to camp, and the gentleman here
says he has some but cannot let me
have any without your orders, and
would like to have your CONSENT be
looked ut me few moments, ard
showing my captain was quite fond
OF q dram, he card NOW you are not
telling me lie are you, in order to
get 1t yourself, you are certain your
captain will get it?' ooh no | am
not lying Gen. and will deliver it
safely and then addressing the mer,
chant he told him to let me have q
canteen tull. When asked him if he
could not let me have two canteeus
full. NO. says he, shat is enough
and Twill ask Capt Grace the next
time !. see him If you delivered it
safely. We then got the whisky and
we tried to get the merchant 10 fill the
other canteen, but it was no go, we
each got an extra dram from him and
that was all, but Capt. Grace nor any
one else ever saw or heard anything
OF that canteen of whislley for we up.
proprlated it TO our own use. / was
afraid for a long time that General
Jones would ask my Captain about it,
but he never did, and some time af-
forwards | told my Captain how
had run the Blockade for q canteen
OF whisky on his responsibility but lie
Just laughed at the trick. After leav-
ing Jones headquarters we started for
camp, and on the way we met with
very clever farmer who sold US 81 nice
ham of meat, some lard, and butter,
and invited us to stay all night which
we concluded to do, and were treated
very kindly.
TO BE CONTINUED.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21
'ohn a. corders Admir-. plain,ir.,

John a. Cordcr's Admir-. Plain,in.
John A. Corder's heirs. &C., Dcfend.n,.
IN CHANCERY.
DY decree Of the Circuit Court Of p....
I'D shire County. West Va, rendered :, ~
February term. 1884, The above cxuse -. =, =
ferred to me with directions
lsts To state, settle and adius, q.
accounts Of the said John a. Cords,,.
Administrators.
End. To ascertain and rcpor, the "a.
ne and annual value Of the real es;,,s
OF the said john A. Corier.
3rd. To ascertain and report The n.
deh.edness Of tho said John A. Corl,,
with the liens and their prio,slies II an,
on the said real estate.
Notice Is therefore hereby given 70 an
persons. that will attend at nv O,lc,
In Romnev. West Va, on the 18Th d.v
OF April. 1884, for the purpose Of exc.
cutting said decree of reference. f,;voc
rnccr my hand this 25th tay OF Fab.
ruary, 1884. JAS. A. GIBSON.
Feb. %. lSS4-iw. Commissi 0, :,
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Thomas Giaevan. Plaintiff,

E NJ. & ID. S. Ginevan, Defendants.
IN CiiANCERY
EDY decree OF Tie eircait Coaft OF Hsmp
Id shire County. west Va. at TIE February
term, 1884. tie above eause vas referred to ne
with directions
Isl. To state, aottIe nad adjust tbs
accounts Of Thomas NJ &c iuevan, Admit
of Luther Ginevan, deed. taking gny
settlement heretofore made by him "a
pTima facic correct. and ascertain and
report as to tho Announcements, il any.
made by tie sail Luther Ginesan 10 bis
sons or either OF them, and what thsy
shcul DO charged wills in tho distrihu-
ton OF the estate on account OF tue same,
and how tho personal Estate should be
distributed.
Notice Is therefore hereby given 10 all
persons, TINT will attend at my Office
in ROmney, w. Va, on tie 1th dav Of
April, 1884. for the purpose Of executing
sail do rec az reference.
Given uDder my hand this 25th day
OF February, 1884.
JAMES q GIBSON,
Feb. 20 1S8i--4g. Commissioner.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21
Grassy Lrcr. March u.

Mn. HARPER The Bethel School
house. ln Sherman District, was burned
on the morning Of The 11th March.
The school opened on tho 10th wits @
very favorable outlook, there being press
'cnt twenty pupils.
Another house hos been rented and The
school will open again on tue 18th.
Fcuds have existed among The patrons
OF tie school for some years, which were
supposed to haze been favorably ADJUST
cd sometime since, but perhaps such is
not The case, as il is believed that the
house was burned by an incoEdiary.
r. s. DAVIS.
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- rhirtv 49, ,rrinl

The Voltaic Bels Co, Marshall, Mich.
vii send Di. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Voitaic Belts & Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days 70 men young or
ODD who arc afflicted with Nervous De-
bi'ity, Lost Yilolity and Kindred
Troubles, guaranteeing speedy ami
complete restoration Of health and
manly yigor, Address ne above ~ 3.
NO risk IA incurred as tbiriy days trial
is given.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

IN pursuancc Of a decree Of the Cir.
cult Court OF the County Of Hampshire,
inside in cause therein pending TO sui
ject the real estate OF tho said John A
Corder 20 The aymcnt OF his ,leb,s. you
arc required to present your claims a.
gainst the Estate 81 the said John A.
Corder. for adjudication 10 James A.
Gibson, Commissioners, at his Office ID
the said couptv. on or before the 18th
day OF April, 1884,
Witness. v, III. Polling, Clerk OF said
Court, this 18th day of Februarv, 1894
v. NJ. POLLING,
Feb. %. lssi--6w. CLERK.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

ITCH1No Plies -SYMPToNs ASD Guns
The symptoms are moisture, Ike porspira-
on, il.Jla its1,If ititssssl by scratching
very distressing particularly at night seems
as if pin worms we're crawling IN and about
tao rcctum, the private parts arc sometimes
affected. 10 a'lowsl 70 coaiinus very serious
results mag follow. SWAYNE's OINTMENT
is Pleasant care cure. Also Tor TeUer, Itch,
Eel, Rheum saild Head. Ffysipcia5 BARRIERS
Itch BloteheJ, All asaly, crus,y Ska Diseases.
Sent BY nail fo- 20 cents. boxes, 81 %, Ga
tamPsl Ald-srl, DR. SwAYNE 4 SON
Philadelphia, 70. Sold by Druggists lAug
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Joseph Fahs' E1eeu.or. Plaintiff,

JOSEPH Fnhs' Executor, Plaintiff,
as.
Joseph Fshs' Leirs. Defendants,
III CHANCERY.
DY decree Of the Circuit Goust OF Hamp,
lt shire County, West Va, IT the February
term. 1884, the above carse was referred 10 ne
with direetions--
Is. TO state, settle and adjust tho
accounts Of Silas Millesor, Executor Of
Jo,eph Fahs, deed.
End TO ascertain the debts and de-
nands against The Estate OF Joseph
FANS, decd. and iieir prioritics.
Notice IL therefore hereby given 70
said Executor and the Creditors Of saii
Joseph Fahs and to all parsons interest
eel. that ] will attend ut nv OGica in
RomBey, West Va. on the 3ist day Of
March, 1884, for The purpose Of exscu.
ting said decree Of reference.
Given under my hand this 25th day
Of February, 1884
JAMES A. GIBSON.
Feb. 20. l5s4-41. CommissiOner
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

A short-horned heifcr named Lille
Dale, belonging to J. w. Dawson, Of
Russelville, KY, died in four hours af-
ter eating a leaf Of tobacco.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21
|Oo1R1r1ssToNER.s roro
Samuel Hooks Adminlstra,or 4
"a, Plaintln. eAe

81 oo
Samuel Hook's Admlnistra,o, ! ,
"a, Plaintin. AIT
Samuel Hooks heirs 4 otbe,. ~
dante, IN CHANCERy
Dr deerss Of toe Circait C,s.,. =
I'D shire County. West Va. reoSs.ss usaP,
Fsbeeary tern. 1854. the above go u
ferrsd 10 ne With dlsections-- - ~
Let. To state. eettle and as;ost n.
Of wm- =. Hook, - late Rxecu,or - rsseoess
hook, def d., taking - prima facis s : S-aaa
oettlement Of said account berefosor. 49, St u
coz ernssd and to charge ssia Errrs,e~. - 8 ~
account With the deferred payr~.,s y NJ
lands purchased by him. u
3ads 70 asesrsaln and report xA., ~.
thlags y dee = the estate Of Vim. NJ
from The eooaee 81 Sanuel Hook On .cs.- use
spch Adntujso1Ation. s'eai 4
/, 3rd- 70, elatey eesus and adjust r. -.
~ Niuero4 ~ hjlxxso Adninistrs,s, sssas
g. =. - SAmoel Heck, died.. asc
An, 70 poceetain aud report anv a.
- iamay deeD pe;tiaent or aay narss q s q
terest nay reqniro. ~ =
Notice 10 therefore hereby given 10 y,
sons that J Ill nstend at my ofsice n d.. b.. ~
w Va, on The sth day Of April. lisa CO.
purpose Of sxecutiue ssid decree (;Sss. W ~ ~
mr. hand this 25th day OF Febsuarr. ,ss. @ass
JAMES A. GIBS0v
Fob, 20, 1SS4--4w. Commiss,a,..
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Ute Sun.
NEW YORK, 1894.


About sixty million copies OF The Sun have
gone out OF our establishment during the past
twelve months.
II you were to paate end to end nll the col.
urns OF all The Suns printed and sold last rear
ron wonld get q continuous strip ofinterestin9
Information, common sense wisdom, sound
doctrine, aud 81 ne wit long enough TO reach
from Printing House square 10 the top OF Morn
Copernicus n the moon. then back TO Printing
House square, and then three quarters OF the
way hack to the Moon again
OF the earth; the same "trip of inie,lqeece
would giEdle The globe twenty seven or twenty.
eight times.
IL every buyer Of copy Of The Sun during
the past year has spent only one hour over IT.
ard II his wife or his grandfather has spent
another hour, this newspaper In 1883 has nj
forded the human race thirteen thousand years
OF steady reading, night and day.
II Is Oaly by little calculations like these that
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

DR. ARNOLD once lost all patience
with q dullscholar, when the pupil look
cd up in his face and said, why do you
speak so angry. sir? Indeed, Fam doing
the best can Years after the doctor
used to tcllthe story to his children, aid
say, Il never felt so ashamed in my life
That look aud that speech L have never
forgotten
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

Is tunkintcl better than cake or can
dy, MAJ? asked little boy.
4 do notknow of anything called tun-
kin!el, my dear. Where did you hear
about itas@ ais "a
Well, I heard our Lizzie telling her
beau last night that she loved him more
than tonkinte]. SO / guessed it must be
something better than cake or candy
-.Somerville Journal. 30
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21
WIZ AND IaUnrox.

-
VIZ AND IsUnIon.
Unprepcssssing old bachelor: And
Why % you thisk ought to get married
Miss MabelP' Miss Mabel Jagged
swelye), ooh. yon look as though You
nefaed somebody to take care Of you
sad- Of, goodness. son didn't think
said that to lead you on, did you?'
do youpreach without notess' cas-.
Justly asked new minister from the
east Of an old preacher in an Arkansas
conference.
- without notes?' echoed the
S should ssy ! .dls. Why, ms
IN tho Lords name, have
eeesa ercenback in six months!
3hc subject was dropped
hns.S CLrrPisn.S Of Milwaukee, while
G. a hotel in Chicago, was charged by
. u landlord with the price OF cham.
bcf set because sue broke an unimpor.
tant piece. She demonstrated, bu. could
{. get NO abatement She paid the charge,
but goirg back 10 her room, broke the
rest of the set in pieces SO small that
they looked as if stamp mill had been
in operation. The landlord raved, but
she said as she had paid for the set she
was determined to have the worth
Of her m oney. as
Il never heard of but ono man. said
Dir. William Warren, 'who was not spoil.
ed ny being lonized..- And who was
4 HEP Daniel.
My poys.' saira Germaa sergeant to
squadaof United States regulars, Il
: wish youto understand dot am Won of
de pest.heartcd yellers in do World
Don't you believe dot Oh, yes, sir.
answered the members of the squad
Dots all right. I'm Won of the pest.
hearted vcliers in the world except ven
In on duty. and ven I'm On duty I'm
beast. Isn't dot SO, poysf' 'Yee,'
family replied the crowd. Dots all
right, TOO. FUnd, now, shust remember,
poys, I'm always on duty.
A gentleman from tie country stop
ped At q barber shop to ask for dircc-
lions concerning the locality OF place
where he wished to 60, when one Of the
BARRIERS said: Boss, ycr's got mighty
long hair. Better let me take some OBJ
IL often yer Il haven't time now, the
gentleman replied. .Pll be in again
some time this afternoon, and then I'll
give you some work. The gentleman
went away, met several acquaintance,
drank, became intoxicated, and IN that
!. condstioa u0ntssS Tho shop, and telling
6 The barber thait wanted to be shaved,
lay back IN he cusbion and was soon
asiecp. After shaving tl,, gentleman,
the barber remembering the CONVERSE
ton Of a few hours before, began TO cut
his hair without further ceremony. just
as he was completing the work the gen.
tleman sprang FROM the chair and ex-
claimed: I've good mind to shoot the
top of your head or What's the mat
ter, boss? job not done satisfactory,
sahf' Satisfactory You've shingled
my wisl'
Is tunkintcl better than cake or can
dy, mar asked little boy.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

Little Girl: Papa, did mamma say
yes TO you right oT when you asked her
TO marry your Papa: certainly she did.
L. G., Why don't she ssy yes now just
as quick when You ask herto DO thingBT
Papo, 'MaDmas hearing is no! 50 good
now darling that's all
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

The sugar maple is a handsome tree
and can be mado TO pay q rich return
for the ground 10 occupies.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

The New PAPA.-Little Pet-'Do you
know that We are TO have nov papa p
Little Jack-'No; l dess you is
'staken.
Little Pet-'No, ain't. Nurse said
mamma was goin' to be married again
and that would give US new papa
Little Jack--'Who is It 2
Little Pet--'rhat Mr.. SimpSins that
Fever brings Us any candy
Little Jack Is ma doiu to make him
oar papa 2
Little Pot-'Yes.'
Lit,lO Jack--'Servcs i'm right
Philadelphia Call.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

lie that blows Che Goals ia quarrels be
has nothing 20 10 With. has no right TO
complain i the sparks fly In his face.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1884-03-21

MARRIED Two WoMES. Did you
hear Of thai nan down town who mar
rled two women in one day P asked Fogg
at the tea table the other evening. lent
II awfulP exclaimed the landlady.
DO tell US all about it, Mr. Fogg. oh.
there isn't much TO tell replied Foeq
you know him we'll i know bin the
villain 7 shrioked The landlady. Don't
say that, ma'am,' said Fogg. sootmngly F:
don't cay that. &c was the Rev. Mr..
Toxtual, your beloved pastor, md be
wouldn't like to hear you talk 80 about
him. And, by The by, he married the
women to rs two likely young fellows as
there arc in town The landlady says
che never could bear that Fogg.
What is this big corner in pork hear
about = asked Laura across the cherry
tea table. The big corner in pork, re.
fIcd Ton, = The ham,.
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