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Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
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Key York, New Haven 6 Eartford
 R. R.. Jan, 28ths 1SSAs


 E. R., Jan. 2Sths 1SSAs Tra1Hs Loave Flew Haven &a FOli0wtg. 4. uo FOB NEW YoRK-sS SS, s4 1a, @4 28, 1ss 80. v oO 1sI 10. 80, g 30, 1e 10, Fl 60 2. n1., v P n way train to Sthrnford) q S9 +2 a0 g @ A Q7 WY to Stamford thence Ex. to N. York;, %6 07. @o. 7I6 milk train with passenger accommodations stops at all stations except Glenbrook, Sonno Beach, Cos Cob, Harrison, Lsrchmont ano Pel. bamYilie. c 45 way to Bridgeport, @aS8 {9 0o D. m. sunGAys, 8 55s +4 18 6. nl., co, ISi s Se D. ms RkvSr-I.ezves st ~11 50 p.na daily, stops st Mil- ford, Bridgeport, South NorHslk and StamfeEd' FOR BOSTON via EPRTNGFIELD-+1 02 night O0, s11 G5 D., T 16, 12, $ 2S P. m. sundaye,1 1o night, S6 5S p. 10.
 FOR MONTREAL via Conn. River and Q. v: B. R. Fl c5 3. rr., T8 26 ?. n. daily except Sund9A FOR BOSTON viaEEW LONDON AND PROVlDENCE -s12 45 night, +Ie 19 g.. m. fast express tS1 Newport Express, goes farther than PfoNl- ceIcsJ, 4 10 P. n1. Fast Express Sundays IA 4O night. .. ., For Boston via Hartford and F. Ys lE Ess R Rs-%2 30 a. daily. Fer Hartford. Springfield and Mert1om
 c-s12 Is night, T 02 night, @ 80 rc to Hart ford,) %, U0 +10 20, <11 05, 8. m. l2 ID noon' q l6 8 F, 50 6 b5 to Hartford) &6 26, A1 D. En Sundays. T e2 night, +6 26 p. 10. o FOR NEW LONDON, &c.-~12 k5 night, O6, -1U ls' Il 0S a. na., 6or 5aybrook only1 8 l6, A 1O SOs e1sp. n. Sundays H12 45 3. n1: VIA B.& NY. AIR LINE DIVISION for MidolesoWnl WilliDaantic, &c--Leavs New Haven for au sse. tIons at 15 s. u., 20 20 p. m. Connect ~ MiddIetown with Conn. Valley RE-, and at MdL1, mantle with NY. N. E. and N. L. $ H.hH.' al Turneyville with COLCHESTER BRANCH. Traini arrive 1n New Raven at % 6. n., G6, s OS psIn E. M. REED. VIcs Presidsnt'S8 -sEzpreEs tfEi1E. s---~se--zi q
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
A sensihIa Man Wonls Tsa

Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and Lungs.
 It is curing more cases of Coughs, Colds, Asth- ma, Bronchitis, Group, and all Throat and Lung troubles, than any other medicine. The propri- etor has authorized R. Wells&Oo., ,314 State St, to refund your moneyif after taking I of bot tie, relief is not obtained. Price 50 cents and $I. Samples free. my14eod1y
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
The dearest idol I have known, What CT that idol be,
 Help me to bear it from thy throne And lFnrafajT1 only thea c

Invitation to worship. Worship is not a reverie into which we axe borne by architec.- ture and music, or the nervous thrill we know SO well under the spell of fit song or worthy speech. It is the effort of the soul to be godlike by resistance of self which makes true worship. This resistance of self is the clement of value in penitence, in faith. Christ is not for rapture alone, but for strength to do Gods will. It is not for selfish comfort but unselfish service to God and man.
 And now will you note that this thought is at the foundation of all the admiration we feel for great things men do in invention, ln art and in adventure2 We lose sight of the money to be made by an invention in the pluck and patience with which the inventor finally after years of weariness brings his in- tractable materials and opposing forces into the harmony we call machine. large
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

We feel that we are doing the public 8 favor in calling their attention particularly to Hoods SarsaparilIa. This is not 8 patent medicine, but proprietary article. possess ing real curative properties, and it's effects upon the blood very positive Spring Debility, Biliousness, Dyspepsia and all trou. bles caused by impure blood readily yield to this excellent medicine. We think those who give it trial for that ''out of sorts" feeling from which so many suffer, and which is peculiar to this season, will be quite satisfied with the results.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
E.nsfS

A fine head of hair, by many person who neglected to take of it when he had it. ssKsIIocrne will prevent all such losses and restore many times that which is gone It contains nothing injurious and nothing which js not directly benecial to the hair makes it bright soft and glossy It often restores the original color to prematurey gray heads. Sold by druggists. Price 50 cents bottle.
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Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
GREAT BLOOD MEDIGINES,

NThe half has not been told to the great curative powers Of the CUTIcURA REAIEDIEe. have paid hundreds of dollars for medicines cure diseases of the blood and skin, never found anytEDR vet to equal the Cuticurs Remedies,
 CHARLES A. WILLIAMS,
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
A F0RUNE IN CATTLE RAISINj.

THE. NEW MEXICO AND COLORADO RANCH AND TILE CO, controlling over ONE MILLION ACRES of the finest grazing lands in New Mexico and Colorado, is desiTous of obtaining ths operation of investors to increase their herd to 12OOO head graded cattle, having hand already 2600 head Yearly increase over 40 per cent Annual cash dividends 10 per cent and upwards from HuF plus eales and the herd constantly increasing safe and profitable investment. Send for full particulars to 10. D. BARNES, Sec'Y, Mills Building, 35 Wall Street. New York.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
HOusatonic Railroad.
commepcing January 2s. 1884.

TNRAINs lea7s New Haven via N Y, N. H. & H. R.
 R. at 9.30 a. m cohhecting at Bridgeport with 10. .05 n. train arriving in Pittsded at 2O5 D. m. Albany State Line with through oar st 2ss0 connecting st Albany for the Vest Trains rriSs in EarafogS at 6.15 p. nn.
 Also at 4.07 p. no connecting at Bridgeport with 80 D. tran arriving in Pittsh Id at S5 p. Albany via State Line at 1915 D. connecting at Albany for the Vest Arrives in Saratoga at 12 55 Ii.
 E. D. AvERILL, General Ticket Agent.
 ". T. YEOMANS, Superintendent. .Geuersl Offices, BridgepOft, Conn.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

''Mens in corpore ssno." 'sA Eouud mind in a sound body is the trade mark Of Aliens Brain Food and we assure readers that if dissatisfied with ther weakness of brain bodily powers, this rem edy will permanently strengthen both. $I-At drug Rists, by mail from J. H. Allen, 35 First svsnue, New York city. a10 3teodltwth
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

NaEEStuck Railroad. EVOMMEN0IN4 November 18th, 1853, trains leave IEss Haven wis \. E. a D. B. R., connecting 100 s. .na.EooIinsssipg st Ansonia With passenger
 train for Tsfsrsary, Li*chacld and WtEr
 stsd.
 so;so $. ra-TbrOugh esz for WsssEEaTs, wsssrsown,
 Lttchdeld, Winsted, s:oo P. Do-Connecting st Ansonis with passenger
 trsin for waterbury.
 S' 0'aah9a Iis8hsd Ss1 1nsfsa. Sa '2S a5 AsoRs s1s for 35 m 5s m STa 5SA al2EGR 2a ssf sna At ss so S51 P % s.E s s sTSrsa % 'as l0'0 a d@R6Res @ BEA6 As69Eeush
 Superintendent. Bridgeport, Nov. IT, 1883. Phfiadelphis and Reading t. R,
 BOUND BROOK ROUTE. ESOE2 TRENTON AND PHILADELPHIA. Station In Kew York, foot Liberty st., North Rivol COMMENCING NoV. 18, 1883. Leaye Now York fer Trenton and Philadelphia T. 46 ESQ., il1b In; 1so 4s0, 5So, zoo and 120O P n Fer sanbury, Lewisburg and Wi!lisnnsport. 7.4S a 7d m sea aa p % .1s Drs~in @ t 0GIa s3a SsfS 0 all cay 'f Leave Philadelphia, corner Eth and Greene streesa 7s0 3.sO, 9.Se, Il 115, sz5 $40, 646, 12 p. r Sundaya s.SG 8. h.; 5.S0, 12 ?. D..
 Leave Sd and BerEs Gts., 6.1O. $40, s.0o n; Sst S2o sn. gso suRssys, .d SlS o,ap 2. i; 4S9 P F. sos. 8o5 Io0s Il .Sa h.; 5z 4.22, 6.24, 72S P. m sundays ,l;z45,,9; zs, BIS E. Ta s.1O P m ,r a. E. | T. Philadelphia, Gen East Psss igt, New York ! J.E. WcOTTEN, Gen. Manager. EHtsEf
 New Haven and Derby Railroad, Train Arrangement commencing Nov. 19, '63. Leave New Haven At FOO and $50 A. NJ. 2:oo, 6:4o GAO P. M. satur- days at 11:G0 F. N. Leave Ans0nfa At S:35, 9:0s and 1I:4O A. M.; 3:26 and 7:S1 P. .M. 1 Connections made at Anscnia wit passenger trains Of the NaugataoA Railroad and st New HaveI with the principal trains Of otheF roads ccnterfns Shere E. 5. OUTWARD. Sup't, New Haven, Nov. I7th, 1888
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
Save Your EvestghE

Nothing is more trying to the eyes than the tlickering which is almost inseparable from the use of gas. hence students, profess sional men, end all who require 8 soft, steady light. invariably use Pratt's Astral Oil.
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Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
CHEAPEST EaRTH-

CUTIoURA REMEDIES arp the greatest medicines on earth Had the wcrst Case of Salt Rheum in this country hy mother had 1t twenty years and in fact died from 1t. believe Cutieura would have saved her lie. My arms, bTeast and bead were covered Tor three years which nothing relieved cured un- til uaef the outicura Resovent internally and Cuti- cura and Cuticura Soap externally.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
CURE EVERY EASE

Your OUTToUTA REN1ED1Es outgell sll other noedi clnes Keep for skin diseases My customers and p@eenA ay that they have effected core in every lnstapSe where other remedies have failed.
 Il. ". BROCKWAY, M. D., Franklin Falls, N IT,
 Price of CUTToURA Small boxes, 5U cts large boxes $I CUTIcURA REsoLvENT S1 per bottle CUT1oURA soAPs 2S cts CUTIoURA SHAVING SOAP, 15c Sold oy all druggists. POTTER DRUG AND CHEMICAL O. , Boston. ' Send for 'sElOw fo Cure Sktn Diseases.'' BEAUTY Ps,.4 p9s E0qsd ahI., ORsPReS RgasS..5. and Ptmples, Skin Blemishes and Infantile Humors, use NukiCura as e kea
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
TIT IS A EAcT.

Hundreds of letters in our possession {copies of which may be had by return maiD are cur authority for the assertion that Skin Scalp and Blood Huuors
 whether Scrofulous, Inherited Contagious may NOW be Perman ently cured by CuTIcURA REkoLvENT the new Bloc Purifier, Riaretic and Apsrfent in formally. and Cuticura and Cuticura Soap, the great 6ktn Cures and Beautihera, externh Ily in onehalf the time sud at one-haf the o2psnfe of any ether
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
JanruaI xnS Courisr.
sINGLE CoPTEs TWO GENTS.

DELUERED BY OARR1ERs IN THE CrTY, 12 CENTS WEEK, 42 CENTS MONTE, $500 A YEAR. TIE SAME TERMS By MAIL.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
CANTATAS AKD OPERETTAS.

More and more used every year.; enliveH School Life and furnish most valuable practice.
 Forest Jubilee Band t4O cents new. Flower Fes- tivsl on the Rhine t45 centsl Grown of Virtue (6o cents). Fairy Bridal $50 cents New Flower Queen t75 centsl. Hour Fairy Land t6O centsl. Little Bo Peep t60 oentsl Three Little Kittens 5O cents Quar- rel Among Flowers {S5 cepts). Spring Holiday GO cents) School Festival (2O cents) and Cinderella $50 cents. All are lively ard pretty cantatas.
 OLIVER DITsON & CO.,, Boston.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
THE JOKE ON MARK TWAIN.

''No," raid George W. Cable to Few York newspa-
 per reporter when asked about the April fool joke
 pIays5 upon Mark Twain, sI sh s1 play prac-
 ttc joke az ain. never suffered much agony
 for few days previous to the first cf April was
 sfrsid the letters would reach Twain when in af1iction, in which all of would never have
 ceased trJing to make itup to him" 'twhers did you get the idea of the autograph joke?' 'I scarcely know; possibly from the remembrance of few days
 spent at Marks house when convalescent there. Mark and nsed to open budgets of letters to- gether at breakfast We used to sing out whenever we struck autograph hunter. I think the idea
 came from that The irst person spoke to about ii was Robert U. Johnson of the Century. My most enthusiastic ally was the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher We never thought. it would get into the papers. never played practical joke before. never vii again, certainly"
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

Is at thIs season when tue Dlood and perspira- 1 ton loaded with impurities, that Disiiguring Humors, Humiliatlng Eruptions, tthing Tortures Salt Rheum or Eczema, PsoriasiI, TGtter, Ringworm Baby Hnmora. Sorofula, Scrofulors Sores Abscesses and Dscharsfng Woun ds, and every species of Itch tDg, ScalY and Pimpl7 Diseases oR the Skin and Scalp are most speedily and economically cured by ths CUTICURA REMEDIES.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

The whaling schooner Era, of New London, is being fttsd fer voyage to Cumberland inlet and win sail about May 10th in command of Captain Timothy Cllgby. of Nantucket.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

The most delicate persons enjoy taking Emory's Little CathaEttc Pills; they restore color, give wholesome appetite, put life in broken down body, they plessant to take and their ac- tton is very mild. Druggists sell them-hfteen cents. a10 3teodltw tn
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
Hensman's Peptontzed Beef Tonic, the

HIsnsmap's Peptontzed Beef Tonic, the only preparation of beef containing it's entire nuri tious properties. It contains blood-makng, force. tenewing and nfe-sustsining properties invaluable Indigestion, DvspeT sin, nervous prostra- tion and all forms of general debility in all feebIed conditions whether the result exhaustion prostrat1on, ovrwork acute disease, par ticularly if resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswen Hazard oo., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists. m2 WySF
 Chapped Hands, Face, PimpIes, and rough cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas- wall Haza x Cf1 New may
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
Use BruramelI,s Celebrated Cough

The Genuine have A. H. B. on each drop. B. H. Douglass E Sons, E. 4. Whittlesey, 0. s. Leete and Richardson $ O., wholesale agents. ma13 d1m
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
AMERICAN CO[LEGE ONG BOOK,

Collection of the Songs of 50 representative Amer ican Colleges One hardly imagine Songs fresher and brighter than hese 200 in number, and all newly contributed by the colleges in question, including songs from each college. Price S200
 Also published, Carmina Coilegensia $500. Uni $1.50.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
Try Emo Remedies kURAINoFFIBaMsI MISs SslEatSI sa!I @IIon I3 hjas al!

Nor the Cure of COmsumptfOn ASthma,
 HemOrrhage, DfphtherIa, CrOup. Pneu-
 monta, WhOoptng Cough CAtarrh, Sore
 Throat, Coughs, and all Bronchial TrOuDlSs.
 It is wonderful preparation of Pine and Honey and iH working radical revolution in the treatment and cure of ali causes of the above diseases KURA- gives instant relief without fa and with faith ful use wtn enect rapid and permanent cure. absolutely does not contain either opiate narcotic any injurious drug and is a PURELY VEGETABLE PRErARArIoE. trial will convince you of its great merifB, If you would always feel of the safety Of your children during indictment weather and at all times, keep bottle in your medicine chest. Send for pamphlet to O. A. LEWIS, CO.,. Sole Proprietors 908 Chapel street, New Haven, Conn.
 Etne Bltters, Pine Kidney & Liver P1IIs, Fine Plasters & Pine Balm. Sold by, rrmumfa c. la5eodaw6no
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
SteambOaE IilGe for New gOrk
 Eare $1s including Berth.

W1eaeSs E0F th0 E0zzd Srzs, sTs5&
 G@k The steamer CONTINENTAL. Cap tain stsSsns will leave NoI Haven 5 1aJU R., dCndESs sIHsptee. StsserOoGsG ReIr S3 0IHes of Psck Bishop, g.9 Chapel Etrest. LaEs horss car IsAves corner stat SHd Chapel strsets As 1055 F,
 Steamer CONTINENTAL, CspttlE Stevenr leaves Hsv York at D. H., 5un dsys cxos'uFsd,
 FROM NEW YohG-The ELM CITY leaves Peek Slip St II p and the CONTINENTAL at 3.0G o'clock ?. na., Sundays sxospted-SaturSSy DtgkEa AS 19 o'clock midnight.
 sunday Nfght Roae for Kew York. Ina steamer NEW HAVEN, Capt. Posg. iskvsaESv Haven at 1O30 P. n. EtRtssoo sold HE kds lI;9s House. Free stage from IRsurEpcC Ruildisg. GhsEs atxeet, coznmenctng st ?. ItsEotH gre s0ld and baggage ohsaEed ShTSssh s Philadelphia (hsth RcS$sEi BEisi1oes aze WsSEsza s0n.
 aps SAS, F WARD ksent l Starin's New Haven Traneporta- ton Line. zgSn6S, COMMENCING Monday, Nov. roth azS1SSSSSEs and until further notice Eozts will S as follows; The JOHN H. STARIN, Cast. RIsA2- | laster, will leave New Haven from Starin's Dock every day at 1S P. na {midnight) Saturdays sx cepted.
 Will leave New York from Pier 1s North River. foot of Cortlandt street, every day at 2 p. ma | Sundays excepted.
 Fare, with berth in cabin, ,s1; with berth in stste 1 Tosn, $1.5o. Excarsion tickets, $1.50 Free Ooaeh leaves the depot st s:3J 2. LsAvea cerner of Csurch and Chapel Btreee at g, 9:30, 50 | and last trip 10:3G D. m.
 l TiczotB and StatcroOms Ee puY ehAssd at L. E
 Ryders No. 276 Chapel street, a he Tontins Hotals and of the Downes News Co.,. S5l Chapel street. 1 The JOHN LENOX, Capt. .Relyes-carrytng freight only-win leave New Haven every morning and New | York every evening, Sundays excepted. | c. Ri. CONKLIN, Agent,
 no19 New Haven, Conn.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
NeW Haven & Northampton R. R.
Commencing Monday, Nov. 26, 1Ss;

FFHRAINs will lesve New Haven for New Hart k ford, West6eId, Hoiyoke, Northampton, Will laEasburg, Turner's Falls, Shelourne Falls and North Adams at 7:15 un. 1920 and 4IO D. n.; and at 6:30 p. Fl, for Williamsburg and stations south
 Connecting at Plsinv1lle with N. Y. x N. R. R. at Simsbury and Pipe Meadow with H. & O. ". R. R :: ct Westfeld with B. x X. R. R. and st North Aiams with T. < B. and B., B., T. & V. Railroads.
 There will be connection for New Hartford or 4:10 p. train or for Holyoke 6:SO p. train. For particulars aak for small time tables at any station. EDWARD A. RAY
 G. T. Agent.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
State News.

Pontffcial high mass was celebrated at the Hart ford cathedral Thursday by Bishop McMah 7n As many of tEs priests diocess able to Ee prt sent assisted at tho mass and blessing of the ehrism to be used in the bAptisms at the confrma- tionH ordinations, and of tue oil t0 be used in the extreme motions, of the next twelve months. This yearly consecraton of the ois by the bish op always occurs on Maunday Thursday.
 MT Marvin N. Brafnard. for eleven years clerk at inc Allyn house, Hartford, has besn engaged by the Hartford Steamboat company as chief steward of the line, with headquarters at New York He begins his duties May 1st.
 Stamford has voted not to have sewers because 1t would have issue bonds to pay for thsm, and ths Bridgeport Post uDkindy asks if they suppose that by waiting long enough someone will come along and make them present of sewer syStem complete. The case of Benjami Bissen of Torrington, who when assaulted, as he claims, by four men, struck James McCone g blow which caused his death, came testified that thee assault their side and that they did not strike waylay Bissau and drunk Their testimony is contradioted by BisselI and by his condition, he is suffering from juries which will conhne him to his house for some 1 time.
 Smith, the c11ored man under arrest for fraud at New London, has made what is called confe ssionl the substance which is that has carried on his of getting money in the form of subScfi pt to African ssior for ten years, that he is real ths who under fslss representations, got cer good enough to say that he means to turn oyer new leaf and lab or for the conversion of his race.
 The Ansonia Congregational church took up thu dence unknown who had continuously neg leeted the church. and dropped large part of t6' | reference to continuing with the church.
 Mr. s. P. Chamberlain, formerly farmer at th enter upon his duties of professor of agriculture superintendent of the farm at the Storrs school l A BARKHAA1szED MANS WOE.
 x H[; ; aoou @ % f S b par @ s ptoHe HIS 1eg E town physician called upon to set it, but owin to qnibbe between the ph scian and the select men Mir Benton lay for five days suffering intens rain before his leg set As of legality vs humanity this takes the ''bun "-winsted Herald.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12
CALIFORNIA
 EYHTTPG GTON

Cooks Grand Excursion to California leaves Few York on May Tth, including visits en route, I, The mammOuth Cave of Kentucky. Spe- cial trips among The Rocky Mountains in CoA- orado, The Yosemite Valley, etc.
 The best znd most varied Excursion ever an. nounced Send for descriptive program free by tor, Mass- Jn15daH1rn
Morning journal and courier., 1884-04-12

GENUINE RU88ETT CIDER, WNROM New Hampshire, in quarts and pinta. su- peFior 10 anything Of the kind we have ever 1Scred EDW. E. HALL & SON.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-07-09
Five Cents a Day.

The cumulative power of money is a fact
very generally appreciated. There are few
men living at the age of 20, hanging on to ex-
istence by some slender employment, or PEN
sioners, it may be, on the bounty of kindred
or friends, but might, by exercising small
particle of thrift, rigidly adhered to in the
past, have set aside respectable sum which
would materially help them to maintain their
independence in their old age Let us take
the small sum of five cents, which we daily
pay TO have our boots blackened, to ride in a
car the distance we are able to walk, or to
procure a bad cigar we are better without,
and see what its value is in the course of
years. We will suppose boy of Is, by black
ing his own boots, or saving his car fare, or
going without his cherished cigarette, puts by
five cents day; in one year he saves 1885,
which, being banked, bears interest at the rate
OF five per cent. per annum, compounded BIZ
yearly. On this basis, when our thrifty youth
reaches the age of 65, having set his FIVE cents
a day religiously aside during fifty years, the
result is surprising. He has accumulated no
less sum than 50, s02.l3. A scrutiny of the
progress Of this result is interesting. AT the
age Of 80 our hero has 1906 at 40, SS77 at
so, 81, 1857; at 60. S2,062. After fifteen years
saving, his annual interest more than equals
iio Oii6'u"i P,ipN'P" in '"e"'J h'o years ~
is more than double; in thirty-five years it is
four times as much; in forty-five years it is
eight times as much, and the last years in
tercst it is $50, or ten and half times as
much as the annual amount lie puts by The
actual cash amount saved in fifty years is
S9l2 so, the difference between that and the
grand total of S3,s93. l7-viz., 81, $50 67--is
accumulated interest. What magnificent
premium for the minimum of thrift that can be
well represented in figures.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-07-09
Tho Language of UmbrsIlns.

There is a language Of umbrellas as of
flowers. For instance, place your umbrella in
a rack, and il will indicate that it will change
owners. To open it quickly in the street
means that somebody's eye is going 10 be put
out; to shut it, that hat or two is to be
knocked off. An umbrella carried over wo-
man, the man getting nothing but the drip
pings of the rain signifies courtsbip. When the
man has the umbrella and the woman the drip
pings it indicates marriage. To punch your
umbrella into person and then open it means
81 dislike you" To swing your umbrella
over your head signifies 81 am making a
nuisance Of myself" To trail your umbrella
along the foot-path means that the man be-
hind you is thirsting for your blood. To car
ry it at right angles under yonr arm signifies
that an eye is to be lost by the man who fOS-
lows you. To open an umbrella quickly, it is
said, will brighten mad bull. To put cot
ton umbrella by the side of q silk one signifies
Exchange is no robbery" To purchase an
umbrella means, 81 am not smart, bnt
honest" To lend an umbrella indicates Il
am fool" To return an umbrella means
well, never mind what it means, nobody ever
does that! To turn an umbrella in a gust Of
wind presages profanity. To carry your UNI
brella in a case, signifies it is q shabby one.
To carry an umbrella just high enough to tear
out mems eyes and knock off mems hats,
signifies 81 am a woman. To press an UNI
brella on your friend, saying. "Ohl do take
1t; had much rather you would than notl''
signifies lying. To give a friend half of your
umbrella means that both Of you will get
wet. To carry it from home in the morning
means at will clear off."-Dondhue'S Nag
dziUe.