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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18
In Syracuse, N. Y, there is q /

In Syracuse, N. T., there is a fam
lily in which there are two boys of ex-
act]y the same height-thirty-seven
MISUNDERSTANDING one is nine
and the other nineteen years old. The
younger is a mathematical phenomc-
non; the elder is exceedingly fat, and
passes most Of his time in sleep.-Sya-
cuse Journal.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

"THE great blood purifier" is what Hops
and Malt Bitters have been very properly
called. They are compounded from hops,
malt, and other well-known curatives.
Give them a trial and be convinced.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

LIVER AND KIDNEY TROUBLES, dyspepsia,
indigestion and rheumatism, succumb read
lily to Hops inc Malt Bitters. They regr-
late the bowels, and have no equal as q
tonic. Ask your druggist for them.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18
DICA TESTIMONY.

BURLINGTON, vt, December II, 1853.
l desire to call attention to the great re.
lief to DO derived frsm A1Lcock's Porous
f%LAsTERs, in chronic bowel troubles, en-
largements Of the liver, and the painful
condition Of the spleen in malaria. No To-
cal agent can exceed their efficacy in alb.
sorbent and anodyne properties.
WV. r. BerrrR. NJ n.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18
Advertising Cheats III

eft has become so common to begin an
article, in an elegant, interesting style.
"Then run it into some advertisement
that we avoid all such,
"And simply call attention to the merits
Of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms as
possible,
ITO induce people
"To give them M trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use any
thing else" -
"THE REMEDY so favorably noticed in all the
Religious and secular, is
Having q large sale, and is supplanting all
."There is no denying the virtues Of the Hop
plant, and the proprietors of Hop Bitters have
shown great shrewdness and ability 4
"In compromising a medicine whose virtues
are so palpable to every ones observation"
Did She DEP
"No!
"She fingered and suffered along, pining
away all the time for years."
"The doctors doing her no goods"
"And at last was cured by this Hop
sBitters the papers say so much about"
"Indeed! IndeedW
"How thankful we should be for that
medicine" -
A Daughters Misery.
E1eveu years our UaugnCe SUFFERED on
a bed Of misery,
"From a complication of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility,
"Under the care Of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various names,
"But no relief,
"And now she is restored to us in good
health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bit
tiers, that she had Stunned for years before
using II. 1.-THE PARENTS.
Father is Getting Well.
"My daughters say:
"How much better father is since he
used Hop Bitters."
"He is getting well after his long suffer-
ing from a disease declared incurable."
"And we are so glad that he used your
Bitters."-A LADY of Utica, N. Y.
~ None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label. hun all the vile poi-
sonous stuff with Hop" or Hops in their
name.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

WHoop1Ne Cough, that dreadful afaic-
ton, will be relieved at once with Papillcn
Cough Cure.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18
Skinny Men. "Wells'H Health Renewer' re-
stores health andvigor, cures Dyspepsia 81.

advertiser is, the former always pays
while the latter sometimes does not.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

. AN Irishman says he can see no earthly
reason why women should not be allowed
to become medical men.-GolIen Days.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18
NOTHING LIKE 1T FOR RHEUMATISM"

Mrs. Rilla Stevens. No. 1882 South Dearborn Street
says that she used Papillon Skin Cure for Inaamma-
tory Rheumatism, with the happicst results. 1t re.
duced the Inflammation and swelling, and relieved the
intense pain in less than two hours; she cordially rec
ommends 1t to allrhcumatic% sufferers. tits applied by
rubbing the joints and affected parts with the remedy
for some moments, the pain ceased almost instantly.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

. PAP1LLoN Blood Cure cures all diseases
originating in any Impairment of the blood,
las Fits of Epilepsy, Anamia, Sick Head
ache, and Female Weaknesses.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

"YEs,n said the old sailor, "Ive been so
Tar north that when the cows were MIXED
they gave ice cream.n
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

"a FELLOW feeling' in your pocket for
your purse does not make you feel ''won-
drous kind" toward the feeler.-Te JUDGE.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

A SPECIAL from waltham, Mass, saws
That $500 Watches are now made daily at
Waltham, and they are better in quality
and lower in price than ever before.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

A"DRoLL dogs is q wag with . funny
tah.-PItsbMgh Chronicle. ~
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

THE man who is most given to counting
chickens before they are Matched Is the
agent for q patent incubator. -Lo,veU
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

The court room-The front parlor.-Me
Dial.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

Glenn's Sulphur Soap
ness, and in its purifying effects.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

Smother SWANS Worm Syrup" for few
erishness, worms, constipation, tasteless. 25c
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18
81 EAST TwHSrY-sEcoNp ST.,

81 EAST TwRNrY-sEcoND Sr,l
NEW YORK CITY, December IL, 1883.
lhave found ALLcocK's Porous PLAs-
TIERS very useful in those special diseases
of women whore anDmia is the cause of SO
much local pain and disturbance. Their
is an excellent one, the best
yet made to my knowledge, and have al
ways been found reliable.
A. w. LESSER, A, NJ, NJ, D.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

Trough on Coughs, "15c., at Druggists. Com.
plete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

"Buchu-paiba." Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, 81.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

p AN exchange says: "Yeu can not move
the world" Yes you can. Commsnce
with Wheeling West Virginia.-MIl,ooukee
Sentinel.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

WHEN the iron enters a mans soul IL
should nerve him to greater effort. Iron
is yery Observation-Disclosures Call.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

"Rough on Corns." 15c. Asktorit. Com.
plete cure hard or soft corns warts, bunions.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

A WESTERN woman was driving the hens
from the garden the other day when q cy.
clone carried off her shool-Boston Com
neercial Bulletin.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

MAN was made to mourn, but some mourn
more'n others.-M O. Picayune.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

A GOOD many "amusements" are bores
but fishing is reel fun.-IAe Judge.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

The gate that turns with the tide-Ths
delegate.-M Y. Journal.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

"MR. BROOKS, near Albany, was hope
through his nose into his mouth and throat.
The time Of his death was only q question
of a very short time. He prayed for death,
his suffering was SO great. 8. S. s. has
had q wonderful effect on him. His i'm
provemsnt is SO great that we all feel sure
Of his being perfectly cured in time."
WI GILBERT, Albany, Ga.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

A GREAT waste of efort-The child that
cries for an hour never gets it.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

PIso's CURE for Consumption does not
dry up a cough; it removes the cause.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

AVERY narrow aperture-the crack Of
Q whip.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

AN exchange speaks Of a "fatal muir.
DER" The fend whe would commit a fatal
murder would do worse. He would kill a
man dead.-Golden Days.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-07-18

THAT wonderful catholicon known as
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has given the lady a worldwide reputa-
ton for doing good. 1t is a living spring
Of health and strength.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27
composing Mangros.

VIII it pay to compost maDurcs9 Is a
question which Is often asked and fre-
quen,ly discussed at farmers meetings.
but never settled by definite answers,
or conclusive arguments. Why? Be-
cause for some purposes il will pay, and
for others Il win rOt pay.
For growing field corn or potatoes, it
VII not pay to compost all Of tic ma
nurr, but, as rule, il will pay to COM
post cnough Of it 10 put small guam
tity in each hill TO start the young corn
on potatoes.
For lar len crops it viii pay to com
pOsta larger proportion OF it than for
fed crops. The composing of manure.
simply advances it towards plant food,
or in other words ripens il. At first
thought il would seem that, under all
circumstances, it would be best TO thus
prepare manure for plant food, but on
careful investigation il will be found
that to Offset the advantages, there are
two ways to lose: first, the labor Of
composing; secoed, the loss of the nc
ton Of thv escaped gasses on the ele-
mems of the soil. Every careful OBJ
server has noticed the changed condi-
ton OF the soil, TO which has been ap-
Piled green manure la the process Of
decomposition, the soil Is filled with
gasses which seem TO have the power
to Ii htcn it up and make Il In a better
condition for plant growth. II IS be-
leved by some that, somehow, these
gasses in connection with the soil
cnange the pure Nitrogen of the air
into II condition TO render il available
for plant food Whether or not III S is
20 is Il quest on yet to be settled. But
me thing is evident. which Is when
green manure is applied to the soil and
well lriycd with IL, whom il gets into an
active State Of decomposition tie crops
grow very RAPID.
When it il desired thai plants should
feel the ilnme late effects OF manure. it
should be well rotted. bnt MT au xed
with other materials, cScapt lust TO
keep II from burning II Isl. rule a
waste OF labor TO conrtosg N nure " In
an equal bulk Of loam or muck, better
compost ii directly with the soil, and
thus save labor.
He who in composing his manurcs
adds more TO it than enough to keep IL
from burning, and the gakses from es-
Gaping does not occupy b sltmc to the
best advantage. -AasSomku{eiS POagh-
van.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27
HOME, FARM AND GARDEN.

Tho want of pure and fresh water
accounts in many instances for the lack
of eggs during the winter season.
Fowls require constant supply Of
water, and without it will not lay.--AL-
bdny journal.
"A correspondent of the ohio Farmer
says that peach trees raised from the
seed on the spot where they are to
grow, and budded there, live longer
and produce more fruit aud are surer
bearers than those transplanted.
Lemon Puddinge Three-quarters of
n pound of grated bread, six ounces of
suet, one-quarter of a pound of moist
sugar, the peel Of a lemon grated, and
the juice, two eggs and n little milk TO
mix it. Boil three hours.-M Y. Her.
all.
"A frost-proof vegetablo-houso is de-
scrihed as made with walls fifteen inch
es thick, double-boarded, the space be-
tween the boards being filed with saw
dust. The ceiling is also boarded with
about ten inches of saw-dust between
the boards. Troy Times.
"A writer in. GdrdeRin1 Illustrated
says that ii young shoots of the tomato
are taken oil and propagated like bed
ding plants, they will make Il less ram
pant growth than seedlings, and be
more fruitful. Cuttings prove best for
pot culture; they are then 10 be kept
near the glass with temperature of
sbout fifty degrees, They VIII make
fine plants by spring.
exchange suggcsis, if farmers
would 90 TO their barn on q wet day
and spend their time in making an
caves-trough for the barn or stable, and
thereby carry away the drip which
would otherwise fall on the manure
pile, causing waste of the elements OF
plant food contained therein, they will
make more money that day than they
could any fine day in the field.
Delicious hot cake for ten is made
by lcating two eggs TO n frotb. add to
them half u cupiul Of sugar. Into one
cupiul of sour cream beat half a tel-
spoonful of soda dissolved in boiling
water. Stir it into the eggs and sugar.
Add a pinch of salt and -four enough TO
make it thick batter for griddle
cakes. Bake in "gem pans" or shallow
biscuit pans, and serve piping hot.-M
J. IOt.
Bitten milk is n matter Of frequent
occurrence every fall and winter, or
soon after the cows are of from graz
ing. 1t is caused first ~ bitter herbs
in the hay, such as May-wced, Johns.
wort. etc, and also by the use Of too
much over-ripc food, such rs straw, corn
stover or la!G-cut hay. II never occurs
when cows are fed on good food and
are thriving or even holding their own,
and are kept comfortably warm. -Bos-
ton Globe.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27

pay triboot to tire Standard Oil Com
pany, and NV course II hez money TO
any extent.
TO hev sich q corporashen hitched
onto the Dimekratc party is a streek
NV luck for wich we can t be sufficiently
| thankful.
SO fur ez money goes we are now ez
well fixed ez any Reform and Anti
Monopoly Party Good wish. The whis-
ky and beer-shops must stand watever
levy we choose TO put onto EN- to per-
tekct EN- from the Republikins, and now
/ the Standard Oil comes in TO assist with
its Unlimited meens. If we don't hev
all the money we want 1t is becoz we
don't choose to ask tor it.
We hev now a certin fucher. The
Dimocrisy is the party nv the people.
the opponent nv monopoly and the ad-
yokit NV reform. Ez relolmers we hev
our forces drawd up in solid phalanx.
We kin count noses and be sure of our
standin. We hev the Ger intrest, The
whisky intrest, and the Standard Oil
Company. We hey every beer shop
and every whisky shop solid and the
mass of votes they controle. Addid to
this is the money NV the Standard Oil
Company, and also that wich the Brew
ers, DistiIlers and 'Sloon Keepers must
contribbit, and wat more KIN we ask?
With this army NV voters and this
magnificent commi,sry department,
we shell in,clibe "Rrform and "Anti-
Monopoly onto our banners, and 90
forth conkerin and 81 couker.
With all these forces combined we
can't fail TO elect the next President,
turn out the Republican corruptionists,
and inogerate q rane NV troo reform,
with me in the post Oils at the Corners,
and Bascom paid rcglerly for my sup
plies. III the likker intIest with its
hand on the lhrole AMI stumick NV half
the men in Amer,hy, AID the Standard
Oh Company with u Certinty on every
lamp cant do this am mistaken. For
the lust time in my life ! see lite ahed.
1t is kerosene lite, il is troo, but Il
burns briIyantly.
l woodenU give 2 dollar, cf / he'd 10
90 u great way TO bo-rer it, to be in
shoored the post oils AZ thc Corners
after the 18th NV ncEt liarch.
PETROLEUM V. NAsgT. IS. q. c.
(Wich is Standard Oil Company
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27
A WOMAN'S WRATH.
Mnligned by n Young Man, She Cses a
Club ON Ills Head with Serious Eirect.
lN.Iminrnaln,ur lI,r ennrinl

lwilllamstown (Ky.l Specially
War was declared and pitched battle
fJul lit at a dance given not far from this
place last nj yht, near the lini of Owen
County, which FOR a time created consider.
able cpmmotion and resulted in the wound.
ing Of a young man named John Rudolph
by II young lady named Miss Melissa Coil.
ior. 1t appears that Rudolph is very
long.tongucd individual, aud that he had
most maliciously slanderad Mss Collier,
who is considered young lady OF mos,
excellent standing in that community.
Having heard Of his ISLANDERS, she sought
him, Learning that he was at the dance
above mentioned, and being exa perated
beyond measure, abe armed herself with
hickory club and en- cred the house
crying. The dancers were just abou. to
begin quadrille, when they were IN.
tcrruptel by the exclamatipn: "Whero
Is the scoundrely' The whole essen.
bly, looked up in utter amazemcut, and
discovered tio lady rushing toward the
corner, where Rudolph was seated, with
desperation In her eye. Swinging the club
asshe approached Rudolph, she was hea
to say: "Oh, here he is!" aud whach went
the shillalah upon his head, giving him
glancing blow sufficient to knock him over.
Being in a corner he could not get out
hunicdly, and Miss Collier seized the club
with both hands aud gave him terrible
beating over the head, shoulders and arms,
which he held forward for protection. The
host endeavored to bcld the young lady TO
prevent her from killing Rudolph, but
could do nothing with her, and not until
further assistance came could she be taken
away from the object Of her hatred. Ru-
dolph's arms were badly hurt, and also his
head. II what has been learned is true
Miss Collier should have been permitted
10 exhaust herself In the clubbing exercise.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27

The --- Bank of ---. The Cash.
Ter, Mr.. --, has been freely speoil.
iating on his own account, with the funds of
the bank for the past three years, or more;
lack of funds being now the only reason for
his not continuing the specalations. The Di.
rectors were astonished yesterday to learn
for the Hrst time that any dishonesty what.
ever existed In the management OF the bank
They all had the most implicit confidence in
Mr.. ----- --, aud therefore naturally
considered him competent TO look after tho
funds without any necessity on their part Of
any special supervision. He has looked after
the funds. The Directors are nov busy OK.
amlning the bogus securities, and other ~
eefs. which happen to remain, ana will soon
crafty the stockholders with u reliable state.
ment OF ther lossos and prospective assess.
nents. The regular examinations Of this
bank have been made, rs kusuul. during the
past three years by Mr.. ---- - National
Bank EXnminrr who has always until now
found everything all straight the crOobed
hansactluls somehow hdNiHg heen over.
,OOkcl
Nryti
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27

There is systematic mining for gems
in the United States only in Paris, Me-,
and Stony Po.nt, N. G., but prec Gus
stones are found elsewhere. A large
diamond vas found in Manchester, the
principal suburb of Richmond, Va.
whose estimated value before cutting
was $1,000 Sapphires and rubies are
foun,l in Mexico, Arizona and Southern
Colorado, and Parnets and rubics also
are found in that region. Moss ag-
ates are frequent in the United States,
but the cutting is done abroad. A. y
sun.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27

Female quadrupeds have more en-
lurance than males. In the human
&c the woman endures longest, and
| bear pain to which the strongest
succumbs. Bymotic diseases are
fatal to males, and more male
5ll .en die than females. - Oaleag0
.l.frHal. 2
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27
The Same Old Story.
IBoRton Transcrlpt.l

A few slight changes occasionally, such
as President tor rreasurer) for Cashier,
are all that Is necessary to make the fol.
lowing convenient form for explaining
to the public all similar irregularities"
COLLAPSED.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-02-27

The New York Commercial AdUcr-
hScr calls upon England 20 send us over
some orators that can be heard back
of the front row of seats. Matthew
Arnold might take small hint from
this. No man, however learned. should
attempt to speak in public until he is
able TO articulate his words and sem
fences so that he can be understood.
There are multitudes of men who should
be banished from the pulpit and ros-
trum until they can learn 10 talk with
lips aud tongue, instead of muttering
words from the chest and stomach. -
Cdicdqo Inter Ocean.