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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
A Word for tho Un6crtaKer.
[St. Paul Pioneer Press.l

Yet the undertaken and his assistants
are generally cheery set, who laugh
hard sometimes, if not loud, and grow
fat amid their ghostly surroundings.
And THIS is not merely habit, but nat
ural adaptation; the undertaken nasci-
tar non fit and his birthrieht is n dis
tinctivtAess that cannot be mistaken.
lie is of a medium height, slightly bent
in the shoulders as BELTS man who
bears the burden of the worlds griefs,
Inclined to pallor, perhaps, but with
countenance expressive of good diges-
tion, wall-dresscd in dull colors, and
stepping noiseless as q ghost. He is
never young and seldom old; the latter
q the sections characteristic. He ia q
connoisseur in dress, and knows to per-
lection tho proper tie and the fit of
sable gloves. Yet, though following
business seemingly SO depressing and
hardening, he is ut heart kind and tom
der to thought. IF he seems rude
and unthinking, it should be remem-
bsrcl that custom and philosophy have
combined to teach him that he deals
only with the useless human clay.
TO funeral ctiqEotte hc pays ready
Difference, bu5 it is to tho sadlened
family, not to the inanimate form. His
business is strictly business, and he
never forsets it. He prepares the
corpse for burial and solemnly conducts
it to it's last resting place, sincere
mourncr on general principles. Or he
is called to tho house of the grief
stricken family, where he deity and
perfectly manages all arrangements,
provides the carriages and often the
clergyman, preserves .ho reckless Jehus
in sober decency, conducts tho funeral
to the grave and givos character to tho
ceremonies. If he does not grieve, he
appreciates the sorrows Of others and
insures it fitting respect and indulgence.
Or perhaps the remains are to bo
shipped to waiting friends abroad; he
oversees details, procures the passage
and attends to the EN- barkation, making
even the proverbial basgase-.masher
WELD to his solemn mein the while.
Give him credit for his skill and kind
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
,ENey Anew lin.
iCtncinnati Enquirer. !


"Gen'lmen, I've reformed" sa;' Dave
O'Bren, the tragelian, rs he staggered
into IIawlcy's saloon Yesterday after
noon. Had ter r'form 'norder to man
age N business, m new theatre in Wes'
Coventon. Lemme use yer torphono?"
"CertAinly." was the reply.
P-r-r-r-r went the bell. "H'lo,
s'change, meet Inc with Moerlein's brew
cry. Don know me? I'm Dave
O<Brion, the tragedian and manager.
Won't connect mo? Why not?'
p-r-r-r-r went the bell again, and as
Dave tnrnel away he said sadly to one
of the clerks:
"Those fellers have no confidence in
huma,ature. Say I'ven't rformed,
cause l wont ter be connected with
brewery. I'm gcin' ter see T l
can't cotrive some way to make ole rye
flow through a TELEPHONE. They'll DO
no need then of my managing Csven-
ton the tire. G'lay, gen'lmen, g'day."
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
A World Government Of Canals and
Cables.
ID~moreS;'S Magazine.


Count Ferdinand de Lesseps has re-
Gently delivered lecture before what
is called the Five Academies, in which
he cnunciGtes an eporh-making idea.
He insisted that the maritime highways
should no longer be subjected to the
vicisstudo, Of the active politics OF gov
ernmcnts. Seas, straits. boaphoruses,
and maritime canals must bo freely open
ut all times, irrespective of oil intarna-
tionul conflict. He said that the con
struction of the Sucz canal and the
eventual construction of the Panama
canal have effected the Introduction of
now principle, which is more impor-
tant even than the execution of the
works- namely, vast association OF
the capital of the world, which conduccd
to the solidarity of tho interests of all
nations.
What chance is here for our Ameri-
can government. Why sho"ld not this
great peaceful republic call meeting
of all nations to act upon the subject of
canals and cables? These ought to be
owned and controlled by international
commissions in which every commercial
nation should have Representatives.
War ships or armies should be Kept
away from international canals, and
should not be allowed to vex the COM
mcran of the world. The cables should
not be owned by private persons any
more than the telegraphs ON the Land,
but should be put in the control of all
the nations of the earth in the interests
of international commerce. These steps
would be an entering wedge to put
stop to international wars.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Wanted to UnOv AbOat Switches.
tN,n, !, T,,,,.

A white-h haired, shrill-voicel boy,
about years old, rode down town with
his parents on the Sixth avenue elevated
road He CARED curiously at two or
three up trains which whizzed by tho
one lie was in, and in voice that sent a
thrill through every pcson in the cor,
pipcd out:
"Pa, how do these cars turn around -
They don't turn around, my son; !;
when they reach the end of the limo
they are switched from one track to tho
other" answered the father selat2iy.
"Who switches 'emy" asked the boy
eagerly.
"Why, the engines, to be sure.'
"The Indian" repeated the ques-
toner. "He must be pretty big In
dian, isn't he, pa?"
Eyes, yes; don't talk 30 loud" said
the father curtly.
"MA,' queried the boy after mo-
ment's pause, docs he switch 'em the
same as you and pa switches me when
l don't do right?"
The maternal relative reached for the
boy, wiped his nose, pulled his cloth
cap down over his eyes, and told him
to keen quiet.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
MANAGERS ENORMOUS EXPENSE
What 1t Casts TO Bring Ont Play.
Essentinls 10 Success. -OutEo and


(Joe Howard In Philadelphia Press.]
An ordinary play such as, we'll, take
the last one brought out, "Storm
Beaten" costs the management between
$4,000 and $50, 900 before the curtain
is raised. The weekly expenses wo will
estimate, counting rent and gas aud
everything at $4,000. Thore are seven
performances during the week, count
ing the Saturday matinee. Obviously
to meet the bare expenses these per-
formnnces must average 5000. A
$1,000, but it is very rare that the ut
most limit of accommodation is tested;
on the contrary, an even run of $500
night would be considered very fair
return, and the play must be phenome-
nally good, such as the old 1.-TWO Or.
phans" or "Tho Bankers Daughter" to
range anywhere above 81, 900 a night.
There are theatres in this city, first
class theatres, where plays have been
put on this season costing the manage
ment from $4,000 to $4,000, where
the receipts have neen rs low down as
$3.50; in fact, know of one occayon
when the nights receipts in one of the
best-known houses in this country were
but $95. You see, the,~.ical expenses
cat up money very fast, and, unless the
income is in the same proportion to tho
outgo, the most exemplary bank ac-
count is very soon run TO the ground.
Naturally, you will agree with me
that there is no fun in this sort of thing
for the man ger, but if l am any Judge
of human nature, it is quite ~ discour
aging to the actors rs to him who en-
pioys and pays t.:em. Nothing is more
certain than that full houses inspire
good acting, and that poor houses de-
press the spirits and interfere with the
elan of professional actors.
The selection of play requires on
unusual Gift, and the man who has it is
certain to succeed hundred times
where the manager who has it not may
stumble by accident over one noticeable
hit. Life is earnest, and enterprise, in
dustry, perseverance, discipline are es-
sential to succe'. No ophase OF life can
be regarded with favor where the real
operation is arly typitied in the express
sion lust for the fun of it." Even the
most uproarious low comedian who dis
plays his vulgar antics in the presence
of uproarious audiences, cannot be said
to do it for the fun of it. He has to
give thought and study and rehearsal
to everything he does and everything
he utters. otherwise dismal iizzle
would be his sole reward.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Plant E'eculia:. ties.
Exchange.

A Norwegian botanist states that
most plants in high latitudos produce
larger and heavier seed than in rogions
nearer the squator-an effect which he
ascribes to the prolonged influence of
sunlight during the summer days in
high attitudes. In some cases the diff
ference of seed development is aston
ishing. Dwarf beans taken from
Christiana to Dronthei i.1-less than
four degrees farther north gained
more than 60 per cent in weight; and
thyme from Lyons when painted at
Drontheim showed gain Of II per
cent. The leaves also OF most plants
are larger and more deeply colored in
higher latitndes. The same is trae of
f,wers, and many which are white in
southern climates become violet in the
far north.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
ThH Cast OF Eoyal.y.

7 IVE1,U tTTVH!e.7
Mr.. Mol!ors book, "Courtship Below
Stairs; or, The History of England
Under the Last Georges, has male
sensation. And its large sale may be
taken as proof OF Mr.. Bradlaugh's as
sertion in Paris t!at the English re-
public is surely coming. 1t has sot one
clever accountant thinking and inyeati-
eating with the result that he has
ascertained that tho house of Hanover,
its mistresscs, panderers, debauchees,
and PROGRESSES, have cost England
more money than ha' been spent on its
public schools since tho death OF Queen
Anne.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
PATHS E'adacr.
TDelu.,l.est', Monthly.

The car which is to convey Patti
around the country on her operatic tour
is to be marvel in the way OF luxurious
ness it will, indeed, be the most con
yenient and magnificent drawingroom
car ever put on any road. 1t will have
one novelty which ought to be initiated
in summer time Oil ordinary cars. y
refrigeratins apparatus will be employed
similar to that used in the Madison
Square theatre in New York, by which
tho temperature can be reduced 100 de-
grees. Summer travelling is sometimes
iGtolcrable because of heat, which can
be mitigated by this device.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Mchanh$hwn Frederick County, Maryland Thursday JAM TO- 1884,
How Matches Arc Made.

Given the machinery, and the
problem OF match making is easily
solved. With the aid of the apparatus
which tho Utica company has two or
thrse men can turn ont from 500 to
600 gross of sulphur matches per day.
After the machinery has been set in
motion the first step is to place block
in the splint machine. With each
movement of the knife twenty-five
splints are out and at tho same time
stuck between two Stats in the belt.
They are then carried by the movement
OF the belt through the separator and
thence over heated pipes, to dry tho
timber sufficiently to allow the dipping
mixture to penetrate. About fifty feet
from the starting point the belt passes
under couple of rollers, which pressed
1t Just enough to bring the ends of the
splints in contact with the melted sui
phur, which is contained in pan or
vat and kept in liquid state by the
heat from small furnace sunk in the
floor underneath A little farther on
the belt is again depressed, and the tips
of the splints are drawn through
black mixture, which gives them the
finishing coat.
From this point the matches (thcy
have by this time attained that dignity
pass down the hall, still travelling as
hitherto, Mt the height of about foot
and half from tho floor. At dis
tance Of 900 feet from the starting
point the belt takes an upward turn,
and after ascending four or five feet the
matches begin their return trip. Pass
ing with the belt over the top Of the
iron framework. at an e,evation OF
about sovcn feet, they come back over
the splint machine, enter tho room
where the ether L.achir. is located, and
are there knocked out. AS they fall
they are caught Ivy leather belt,
which moves slowly and carries them
to table, where they are taken off by
q boy, placed in taAvs made for the
purpose and taken to the packing-room.
THO belt completes circnit once in
thirty minutes, anl during the interval
several thousand matches are finished.
The match produced is superior in
quality. and will light readily on being
drawn across the window glass. This
il claimed to be crucial test, and in
ferior onos can not be i3nited in this
manner.
On arriving at tho packing room the
matches arc placed in small paper
boxes, 100 in box. The shall pack.
age, are then packed in pasteboard
boxes containing one-siXteenth or one
eighth gross.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
FOR THOSE WHO FAIL
joaquin Miller.1

Joaquin Miller.
"AI honor to him who shall win tte priza,"
Tire world she has cried for thousand
years
But to him who tries, and who fails and dies
give great honor and glory and tears.
Give glory and. honor and pitifnl tears
10 all who fail IN their deeds sublinej
Their ghosts are many in tho van of yeays,
They weiv born with time In advance C2
tinle.
Oh, great is tho hero who wins name,
But greater maliy and many time
Some palef,oed fellow who dies in shame
And let's God finish tho thought sublime
And great Is the mnu with sword undra wn,
And good is the man who refrains from
wine;
But the man who fails and yet still fights on,
10, he is the twin born brother Of mine.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Eigzag London.


I only yesterday discovered why Glas-
gov was SO much like Louisville. The
streets nre at right angles, and there
are square blocks of buildings there as
at home TO speak of place SO many
squares" distant would convey no more
impression of measurement to Lon
doner than our own indefinite saying,
as big as piece of chalk" would ira-
part exact information as to size. There
are triangl.s, penta2ons, hexagons,
rhomboids, parallelopipedons, even, but
squares are few and far between.
Glasgow, however, is distinguished for
an extra number OF parallel streets, in
tersecting at right angles.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Capturing q Widow.

That's jcs' the way with wimmin. Ny
wife was the widlar Goostrce afore I
married her, an the first time l ever
went to see her blame eff size didn't fling
u skillet over tile fence at Inc. The next
time she flung chugn-dasher, and the
next time she flung o chip. Then s!.>
tu,k up han 'fnl o leaves an flung 'crn,
an bless yer, the next time sire invited
ne in to sop sorghum 'lasscs. CHI, us
men is power in the lan'.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Esri-,tt and G,adst5Ic.
lex. ian e.

John Bright makes notes and head
inss Of his speeches, and with great
care writes down and commits to mem-
orr al the important passages. Glad
stone merely iots down facts and Gg-
uros, and for express on trusts entirely
to tlc mGinunt
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
About Angels. :.
[Rnstou Rnflcet.

The other day 4-year-old girl was
looking at the pictures OF two angels
which her mother had given her
"Where do angels livn?" said sac, 'In
h.aven," was the answer. ''Do thny
ever come down here" eyes" What
for?' "Oh, to see little boys and 6 rls
behave themselves" Chen G they
90 back aud tell?" Il believe So Here
.here was !. pause, aHl the little lassie
continued: "Weil. Tho washes their
faces and curls tnoir ha;r, Moses or
Abraham?'
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Tor the s'O;n-Craned.
Exchanged

Under the direction Of DR.. Julius
Friedlander. the Royal Numiamatic cab
met in Berlin has, in the course of the
last iorty-iive years, increased from 2G,-
500 ancient and 10000 medieval AMI
modern coins to $1,000 Greek, 33A00)
Roman, 22,5O0 Oriental, and $4,000
medieval and modern coins, including
o large number Of unique specimens.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Fool or f2ypOcrite.


De man whut tries ter 'sunde yer dat
he amt worlin' fur hissef is cider n fool
er hyper cit. All men whut works,
work. for de',se'Is, an ef da be good
men, IN workin' fur der eli da hops
udders; any man whut do'n reconnize
dis is II liar an is n heppin' hisss'f, witt
de utld # foxes lef' out.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
The Literary Bracelet.
(Bostoa Herald. ]

One of the novelties in London is the
literary bracelet. 1t is made of twelve
tiny books (siiver or gold), attached to
each other by double chain. Each
little book bears the enameled name of
favorito poet or novelist. There are
also musical bracelets OF the same
model, oaly they, of course, have tho
names OF operas or composers.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
The Eyml Ise Wanted.

They say that at p yer meeting in
Westield, Mass, the otnernight, agood
brother rose AMI sad he "wantel to
hear sung that beautiful hymn, Split
Eoors.'' Every cne looked at every
body else In perplsx,ty moment, and
then quick wit'cd sister strncl up
Gates A;ar," which was what the good
brother wanted
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Ready for the Next.
49,. =,

In rebuilding Rochester, Mimi, they
are mindful of the tornado that recently
devastated the town. They are making
strong stone vaults in the cellars, large
enough 20 contain g family and strong
enough to withstand any tornado.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
COnrerntn. FuneIa!s-

INHICHs0 fltIHIu.
The clergymen of Indianapolis have
resolved that funerals shall he private;
that there shonla lie no pablo exhibr-
tions OF deceased people, and that min.
isters shonld not be required to st.eua
ut til" Tra,e.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
BALTIC. g. c. V. RAILROAD.

BALTO. & {. Y KAILKUAD.
Trains leave Edgemont for Waync.boro,
Chambcrsburg and Siippensl'urg daily cx-
cept Sunday at 1.35 and lao a. NJ. and 1.35
p. n. on Sunday e.5Ta. N. and $50 p. NJ.
Trains for Edg,moat eaYc daily Shippens-
burg at Gas A. VI. and 20 and 325. p. VI,
Chambersburg at ! 90 A. NJ ., Los and 400
y II
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10
Telephone Connection
HALLER
AND
DERTZBAUGH.
Itching Piles-SylnItOnls
and Cure.

The symptoms are moisture like perspira-
ton, intense itching, increased by scratch
ing very distressing, particularly at night ;
seems rs if pin-wOrms were crawling in an J
about the rcctum the private parts are some
times affected. If allowed TO continue very
OiNTMENI'' is pleasant, sure cure. Also,
for letter, Itch Salt-Rhcum, Scald-lIcad,
Eyrsipelas, BARRIERS Itch, Blotches, all scaly,
crusty Skin Diseases. Box. by mai, 80 Cts;
3 for S195 Address, DIR. SWAYNE& son
Phila., Pa, Sold by druggists.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1884-01-10

HHTITs1 Send six cents for postage
II Kb5E and receive free,a costly box
IA 1 ltksIaN Of goods which will help you
to more money right away than anything
else in this world. All, OF either sex, succeed
from first hour. The broad road to fortune
opens before the workers, absolutely sure -
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Maine
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JAWS BxrruxR. n. b. of SiSourney. H.,
saws: II have bern u<inE : Csprh tnl<am.
Lrxos, and IN almost every case have had
entire SUCCESS
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F0r BRONCHIAL. ASrHwkTfc AN FIJI
voxARY COMPLAINTS. -Et0rn's Eap1ftiri
IrDrhe<r manifest rrmsrk ibie curative
properties. Sold crrs IA bex<s. - e..
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OxK doesn't notice that CIR window b
~ -1.1t 49, 1n 49,. , 49,. " .L. v. 1S M
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Don't suffer any longer With the pains
and aches q Rbcun1nfiSn which make life
: burden 20 you Relief, spe >dy and pcr-
Elbrid<e Malcolm Of West Bath Maine,
says: was conrletely prosfrn<cd Nth
Rheumatism and Kidney TROUBLES and was
mot expected % recover The first dose q
Kidney Wort helped me. Six do>es put
M On my feet, it has now entirely cured
NE and have had no trouble since
TINE prize lighters wife. when asked
about her husbands business, replies that
y = employed II mill
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-juIiru Nartinett. The ~cli-kno~k'
PANT mini1. died ~ hcarf-discas, =,
1ayt,n. Ohio. The other evening. Ho
lived - baltimore for The Pcs thirty
Years and was a times concerted with
Al thc thes'er~ III che city. He va =
member 4 Humry -Dnmpty Company
for several years. but had quite rrcrntly
Joined circus - clown. While m the
ring he got on : medieval joke about
mother-in- when be fell Lat III on
the sawjust and died. The audience
laughed and aiplaniei. thinking The
great age u the joke had overcome the
clown and he had fallen 70 Illus
uate - e:ecf- Hut The attendants
thought Otherwise They knew the
good old clown hsi cracked MS Lass
JOKE Cleveland Htraid
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nsre's Honey q I1sreheund ssd r.r
Checks cold and prevents trcncnifiH
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