The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-07

A pet alligator is kept In the office
of the Kimball Graphic, and fed up.
on independent candidates who come
IN and demand support. Wish we
had a pair of crocodiles to fatten.-
DeSmet Leader.
After thinking the thing over for 10
these many years, we have arrived at
the conclusion that the reason "the
boys stood on the burning deck" was
because ii was SO hot he couldn't sit
down on 1T.
A house belonging to Chas. Sobn
near Tory Lake caught fire from q
defective hue on Monday and burned
to the ground with most of its con
tents. Insured tor 1925, in. the
Dakota Fire & Marine Ins. Co.
Our foreman hasn't swore a swore
this week. The "devil' "a saint is
he and the holy calm that psesides
throughout the office is due to the fact
that Miss Elite Petit is helping MS
out during a rush of work.
We would respectfully solicit Bro.
Than to inform ex-Bro. Willis, that
the question he sent us by Jim Upp
we answer in the misunderstanding
Lake Dispatch.
Willis went down on the next
train.
Even though the girl of the cuts
"a she never puts the for her ina
and don't think because when you
~ her good night and she asks you
to gain that she has no because
there may be | on the same S just a
good.
We have received a letter from
'Jinks" inwhich was enclosed Il wears
subscription to the GRAPHIC. Says
he can't do without it. He is work,
ing in one of the skating Kinks in
Iowa City, Ia, and having lots Of fun
with the girls.
c. w. Hardy has moved his family
into town, and Will occupy the rooms
lately used by r. A. Barnes. Mr..
Barnes has moved into his own build.
ing. Jas. Hussey has changed the
location of his bakery and restaurant
to the building next north Of Buffers
feed store.
The fact that a large French liner
factory seriously contemplate remov
al to Iowa has a moral effect that
should not be lost on the farmers OF
Minnesota and Dakota. 1t gives :
strong pointer as to the possibilities
that lie in the lux industry, the out.
look for which is already promising
1t is said no Williamsburgh ;ouns
girl fully appreciates a kiss until Sl,'
gets a mouthtul of mustache IN he
teeth.-Exchange
In such cases the young lady mas
imagine she is %eatins sweet corn OIL
the halt-shell and has swallowe,
some of the silk.
"The latest way Of keeping a VIC
man at home is to hide her hustle
She may hustle around some, but i
will keep her."-White Lake Dis
patch.
Yes, that. just the trick a Kim
ball man played on his wife the othe
day, and it not only made her bustl
around but 1t made her so mad sh
slapped on her "Mother Hubbard,
went down town and bought fifty-tw
more. She subscribed for the GEAPt
&c. +.
w. S. Willis left on Wednesda
for Sioux City, Ia, where he expect
to enter the employ of one of tn
newspapers there. Mrs Willis wi.
join him in a few days No tw
people ever left Kimball who will b
missed more than Mr. and Mrs. Will
and we hope the day is not far d,star
when they will again be among U
for all time. In the meantime W
wish them an unlimited amount [
prosperity and happiness in the
new home.
ALI! the EDITORS wife. VIII;
should we do with out her-withot
the editors wife! What suspension
what givings up, what breaking
down, what sinkings under ~professio,
al trials, if she were not near! I'll
country. newspaper man is saddle
vita rather more than the cnmme
allotment of ills that che humln rae
is heir to, but he has some go
things, and one of these is a got
wife. Rivals may Islander him, pc
t%ieians p~ersecn,e and creditors d,
tho life out of him; bnt when it com
down to the wife question the gre;
est earthly blessing to man--t'
country editor can get away WI
them all. Being in 4 position to
ceive the bulk OF all the missiles e
ing, there are some who regard Il