New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-05-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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! paper with little
Colonel o. IT, Payne, Ohio. Is in Chicago, and while
he studOusy avoids disclosing the nature OF his MISSION
ii IL suspected he looking for cold storage his papas
! boom.-lPhiladephia Press
Freedom speech is vianously abridged IN the eete
Mcnarchcs of Europe. Madame Pougratzde Mctteruch.
an Austrian Countess, recently Informed high official
by telegraph that he BLACKBOARD. The official had
| her put in jail for two weeks
Here is how it looked in the programme book:
| "Fr0m mighty kings he took the spoil,
Aud with his acts made Judah SMILE
And this is about the way it sounded after Madame
| Nilsson had put her dramatic soul into 1t:
| Gro miyilyiyte ka1g re toohoowoohoowoohook tn
hismiye "-lCincinnati News Journal
Joaquin Miller says that Secretary Lincoln is
| fully modest man. When the other day talked
to him about the Chicago Convention, he looked down
his plate and picked up soft-shell crab He ate the
crab but didn't say anything ABOUT the nomination AS
it was sOftshe crab, he probably had enough to do
| without talking
Kentucs debt to the devil is increasing as rapidly
| the State debt.-lLouisyille Commercial
| The city debt of Boston increased nearly $1,000 900
last year The right way for Boston get OF the
hole is TO lay tax on cultureGCincinnati Enquirer.
| Presbyterian clergyman IN Scotland short time
ago. offered to give shilling to every man, and half
10 every woman who would come TO him the next
day and delare ruthuly that they had spoken Of
| worldly matters after church Not one
1t is now Arhurs turn to get upa meeting TO indorse
| the business men Of New York Louisville Poet.
Some explains the late Mr. Sam Wards In
Washington by saying that Congress always has more
bowels than brains. Let committee be appointed TO In
vestigate with power to call persons and papers.
| The Pute buck around Bodie always has plenty Of
with the pick and pan and does some good work In
placer mining Unlike the American woman, she works
that her lord and master may zze gin and play monte
-tSan Francisco Chronicle.
According to The Chicago Tribune, Cook County ILL.,,
has population of 100000 souls and sheep But
1t Is careful not to say anything about the number of
| goats
The Edmunds Presidential boom seem, 10 have fallen
to the ground with dull, sickening hud and Mr. VIII
lam Walter Phelps is firmly OF the opinion that he fetched
| II with his little pen.-tChicago Times.
Western editor recently wrote column of advice to
those who had political aspersions u" or at least that
| il what the types made him say.
Professor Swing, who has written essay on "The
Uselessness OF Profanity ought 70 take tour among
he corner oaers and then supplement the article with
line Profanity or Uselessness."-l Boston Courier
Mr. Watersons star-eyed goddess OF reform has wart
on her nose and her eyes have the appearance of those Of
person who has enjoyed two honeymoons under he drip
pings OF Kentucky whiskey sl Atlanta Constitution.
The oldest Mason has just died again. and Captain sy
vanus Hatch, of Port Lavacca Tex, is bat.
There nineteen deck In various parts of the
| country
flower has just been discovered In South America
which is visible only when the wind blows strongly At
other times nothing but the leaves and appear.
A local politician declares that there are no booms"
observing the thrilling of her ball club in the
eete provinces the time spare
for politics.-lChicago Times.
DR.. Donald Macleod. Scotch clergyman. recently
preached "Ths Sin OF Chsapness." He said
that the "craving for cheapness hunting after bar.
gains is not only economically false but of great
suffering to thousands Of men. and children"
There is talk OF starting a colony in Central
Africa. Let Calamity" Weller and Richeeu Robin.
son go out there and grow with the country.
The man who the play called THE Bunch Of
Keys" is said to have made much money Mr. Henry
Irving during the last seems TO have struck
the right combination with his keys.
The grogshops of the City OF Mexico have such titles
as, The Birth of Venus" "The Kiss OF Love-" "The
Life Eternal" "The Bacchus" " The shipwreck" Tho
Delirium Tremens," and The Little He'll" Mexican
topers determined to know the the road to
ruin on which they are travelling.
II s said that Colonel Ocott and Madame Blavatsky
have converted the Countess Of Cahness the teuets
OF Theosophy.
traveller In Montana ourneyed eight days In the d.
rection indicated by ngerboard which read Six miles
to Miles City," When be got there he learned that tho
board had been carried of by Indians. He said he
thought that something the matter with the old
thing
small scky Cause running about the streets Of
Approaching BygOne 10 asked:
Can You tell mo where amt"
"Oh, let Inc be-" was the Bygone's impatient reply
But don't know where am
wei. know where you are"
you're lost"
"No I'm not lost either iust don't know whsrs Am
that's ALL ATLANTA Constitution.
Mr.. Webster Flanagan, Of Texas who Is in Chicago
waiting for the other delegates to come, says there is GO
ing to be "fsyorite son" nonsense this tme aud no
Immediately kills of everybody but President Arthur
Cannot some one call Mr. Flanagan OF He Is too cruel
Scarcely cocktail sold over the bar OF the Deayan
House Yesterday. The Democrats do Edpaunds
-tIroy Telegram
Within a few weeks there will be a large number OF
doctors OF the vintage of "a adrlt upon an unap
preciatiye world.
The sugar trade OF Louisiana said to be IN very DO
pressed condition.
The Unrersdlist, paper published In Chicago. says
that tho farmers In the state OF NewYork are church
goer and that" they growing IN their preference OF
heather to Christian customs" Well. what about tho
farmers Of Ilinoisi
DIT Tamage says "three-to urhs OF the novels OF the
tunes are pernicous to the last degree" Wrong.
Brother TamRge. Threef0urthso OF them are stupid 70
degree-l Hartford Post
of bees made their home In stove IN school
house OF san Bernardino. Cal. They had come down
through the chimney and long piece Of stovepipe.
The Acton Camp Meeting Association OF Indiana the
other day declined the proposition OF railroad to dis
continue excursion trains on Sunday during the camp
meeting season The brethren want to make the camp
meeting financial but they will probably con-
demn Sunday newspapers as usual At every conference