New-York tribune., 1884-11-13
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Tho latest novelty the way OF vehicles In Brighton
England is a light wckerwork Bath chair fitted on
tricycle. There seat for an invalid In the front ano
another for q man to prope 1t behind They promise to
drive the Bath chairmen out OF business.
well hubby how did yon enjoy the service rss ,s this
interest In IL. could hardly hear word OF the ser
mon" Why, heard it perfectly What was the mat
your bonnet was 40 loud Ana hen silence enc e en
tho dinner table. 80 Intense that you couu he Vno
Ice oream.- Albany journal
II comes pretty hard servants to give up their
postlons where they can things and settle down
into tho humble position OF wivos Mary, shid lady
TO one SUCH recently have YOU come back 10 DC hreu
girl agan thought you left us to get married ana nave
| "A house OF your own" $50 did num-" "Well what
have you back fort" Well you see num- johns
done purity WE'LL an we kep hired girl, too aud I'm
ind o. tired nv tho way Of life thought III IKE 10
come back an bo boss agn for u whic.'
"uello. Smith, what's upi" cried Brown to his friend
who fresh from wresto with stove-pipe when hlu
viii not on hs hands and wrath ON his brow Nothngs
up" remarked Smith. its AL down ana wants Pur.lhg
mp" see" sal Brown, these are not piping times OF
peace; they sre times OF piccng pipe -lChcago Cur
rent.
h,s IA the bill Of fare which Max ORe suggests at
in London frcquentcd by painfully good peo-
pie: "
IfalleluIah bean soup.
Lamb with pencnce sauce.
Good young man beans
Pea-sauce a In Esau.
Cream la virtue.
souffets q la little angels
Paradise pudding
Tho French neoplc have grown tired of all the woEder
full inventions OF the and want an electric coupe
we'll known lawyer had case in court the other day.
in which for the complainant, claiming damages
for railway accident lie had three Witnesses 20 is
verdict His that through some obstruction
placed upon the M track m 1s aA s cen had e with
severe injuries lie called III most assured tone ior .o
first witness To his dsmay hisiadlvdua sw1e tnat t
track was visible. He Withdrew him suddenly. Witness
s declared that the whole neighborhood lit by the
electric light, besides the lmoon with decreasing assui
daylight Then the dazed attorney rose 81 move your
Honor for sa Of t6e ' dse fIs ." while poar OF
laughter rose all around. -.San Francisco Chronicle
A very gallant but bluff gentleman who doesn't live
very far from this city. was in steamship bonpd or
Europe not Ions ago. During the voyage lady friend
hecame very seasck and the gentleman was coureousy
rspderlpg her what services he could While SD engaged
he heard the captain OF the vessel call out 10 inc man ~
m. whee How does she lay !" Not feeling entirely
.r,a,, that the question was addressed to him, the
gentleman did not answer the question; but when the
can,an called ont again. How Is her head = he felt that
bemust acknowledge the courtesy and 80 stepping 10
,he companion way he yelled back, Pretty d bad
thank you; she's sick again.
Tvo friends who had not communicated for some time
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and after enuslye greetings: First gent Voq)- Ana
The good wife e. Second gent with due solemnty)-
aIn two years" First gent -" My dear fellow.
| I'm shocked to hear it, Harpcrs Bazar
"Mr Smith s ague catching, Just like measles T. No,
my little dear what made you think 80 g. "Coz, when
YOU was here the other night you know pettng sister
lane when she had the aguc. ma said aiter you ha.'
GONE that you was good and hadn't got any money
and that lane had better give you the shake thought
| maybe It was catchng."- Isl. Paul Day
There are twenty millions OF people In Austro-
| who never read newspaper
| or the Anglican bishops six are widower'' nve a,o
married for the second time and one.is living WIN HIS
| third wife.
french astronomer has received anony " ,Sc a,hap
sum of 900 francs TO be given as ~ prI1c w. Th,
OF the best project FOL the reform i & tc rry should
fire and life Insurance companies III tnls ,,
srnd nver n ship load OF their unique nnu A.,
dnra and carry on the prize. Some oi the eale
vented annually In THIS country, 10y lecul Vo,v. t..
tom of nglros tell the hour, dny anu year Oi aua s
bi,th, how much money man had III MS poche, twvny
| ynars neo md how much be will have twehY year
Renre ho will be- President IN 1899, whether ne wy
srrtei by fraud or legal votes and whether BOSS hey
snnnortrd the Democratic ticket or sou QUIZ anu sno
ma date birth marriage and dcnth OF igghtt,,i
unborn. What more do the French want '-'So''''''""
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