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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

Great excitement has bssn saus,d =
Cleveland, Ohio. BY the dissovsry sha0
Just outside the oity limits are storod
2oO tons Of giant powder end twenty toos
OF dynamite" The explosives are stored
IN small buildings 10 the valley, and Il =
feared that, should On explosion take
place, the entire oity would be reduced 10
a mass OF ruins. A mass meeting OF eiti-
sens ia to 90 held In relation TO the matter.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
A Copgress o, Amsr,oan Churches.

A meeting OF clergymen OF all denomi-
nations was held In New Haven, Conn.,, ON
Thursday to arrange for q congress Of
American churches. The Rev. DIR. John
Anderson, of Waterbury, presided. The
congress- will be held in New Haven in
May, 1885. The founder Iof the assooia.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
Hand.e,ns Pno,osraph.

We have been shown handsome pho.
tograph, the work Of G.. Ii. Richards. Civ
ing correct representation of the spit
and oven used at the OK roast by the De-
mocracy at McGrann's park. 1t may 90
seen at any time at the Photographic es-
tablishment of Rots's, on North Queen
street.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
Fatal Expl osion of Cartridges.

WORCESTER, Mass, Nov. 21.-While
workmen were warming Atlas powder
cartridges in o kettle of hot sand this
morning terrible explosion occurred.
Matthew Hahir had the top Of his head
blown of, causing instant death and two
others were slightly injured.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
MRS Dr, wsItons Psriouicai Tea.

Mother Walton has prescribed this valuable
medicine tor great many yearsin her private
practice, 1t has proved an unfailing SPECIFIC c
In the treatment OF the many disorders to
which the female constitution IL subject. IL
is Il sure cure for the monthly troubles that SO
many woDen suffer. Mailed on receipt OF
price. soc. sold by H. y. Cochran, druggist,
i37 and l3a North Queen street i8
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
Remarkable Family Gasheriog.
From the Reading Herald.
Jacob BausmaD, president

Jacob BausmaD, president of
Lancaster gave reception yester.
day to his brother, Rev. DR.. Bausman,
and wife, of this city, in honor of their
recent return from Europe A remarkable
feature of the entertainment was the fact
that the party was composed Of seven
brothers and their wives.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

Ethel Thompson, six years old was
playing with sharp knife few days ago.
In crossing the room she tripped on the
carpet and fell. The blade penetrated her
cheek, passing entirely through, causing .
painful but not dangerous wound.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
SECOND EDITION.
LATE FOREIGN EVENTS.
ArrAokED sY a PACK OF WOLVES
Terrible rxpertenee o. . ramuiy while
siedging In Easesrn Bunsary -The

Terrible rxperienes O. . ramliy wbiis
sisuging In Essesrn Bunsary -Ths
Fsther AND ohssd Devoursa.
vienna, Nov. 21.---A tragic Incident IL
reported from Eastern Hungary. A
clergyman with his wife and child were
dris ing IN o sledge from Krasnis0ra to the
neiEhboring village of Kis Louka, when Q
pack OF ravenous wolves pursued them.
Inc mother became terror. stricken and let
their child fall from her arms The father
leaped from the sledge to save the baby.
whereupon the father and child were
feroely attacked by the wolves. The father
fought desperately and killed two OF the
wolves, but was finally overcome and he
and his child were devoured. Meanwhile
the horses had rushed onward with the
sledge, bearing the mother. In her agony
OF terror she gave premature birth to q
terrible shook, with all the rest she had
suffered, proved too much for the poor
woman, and whom the sledge reached Kis
Louka, she too was dead. So tho whole
family perished inside Of an hour.
pEATHs FROM CHOLERA IN PARIS.
PARIS, Nov. 21.-Thirty- one deaths
occurred yesterday in Paris from cholera.
In the twelve hours, ending at noon to
day, there were ten deaths
TWELVE HOUSES BURNED IN TURIN, ITALY.
TURIN, Nov. 21.--Twelve houses were
destroyed by fire in this city yesterday.
PEACE NEeoTIATIoNs SUSPENDED.
LONDON, Nov. 21.--A dispatch of to.
day 's date from Shanghai to the Times says |:
The peace negotiations have been sus
pended. The French have made overtures
70 the English and American pilots on the
Yang Tee river. The pilots demand 400
600 taels, (about s56 each The Chinese
complain of this action on the part of
neutrals.
LIBEL SUIT ON TRIAL.
LONDON, Nov. 21.-A noteworthy libe,
case come on for trial to-day. The action
is brought by Mr.. Frank Mantell Adams,
a London barrister, against Mr.. Bernard
Coleridge, son of Lord Chief Justice
Coleridge. Mr.. Adams, who oon
ducts his own Gaze, stated in his
opening speech that he was en-
gagged to daughter of Judge Coleridse.
The judge objected to him for son In :
law aud induced his son Bernard to write
letter to his daughter, libelling him
(Adamsl. The young lady turned the let
ter over to her betrothed. This ae'ion of
hers led to her expulsion from her fathers
house and the expunging Of her name from
her fathers will The defendant entered
the plea that the letter was a privileged
communication.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
Increase In Busin sss FAILURES.

NEW YORK Nov. 2l-The business
failures the past week were 248 in the
United States ard 20 Canada an increase
of 80 over the previous week. The increase
Is mainly in Western and Southern
states,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

BOSTON, Nov. 21.-The two children,
Esther and Ida Sawyer, who were taken
from the burning Hotel Helen, last night,
in a critical condition, died to day.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
wnATHEK INDiOArIOss.

WASHINGTON, ID. O., Nov. 21..-For the
Middle Atlantic states, slightly warmer
fair weather, light variable winds,
generally from west to south.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
OBITUARY.


James Mikseh, one OF Lititz's Oldest
citizens, died on Tuesday afteroon. The
Record says of him Mr.. Miksoh was
born near Nazareth, Northampton county /;
learned locksmithing near his birthplace,
and later apprenticed himself to tinsmith
at Hellertown. In 1S40 he came to Lititz
aud took quarters in the Brothers house.
In 184l he went to his native place, got
married and brought his better half to
Li.itz, where, after one year OF
married life, Mrs. Miksch died. In
April, 1s45, he again married, tax
ing for his wife Matilda Kryder,
who departed this life nearly II years
ago. Seven children composed the latter
family, six of whom are living. As q
citizen Mr. Miksch was quiet, peaoeable,
and industrious person, esteemed and
bopored by all. As one of the many who
employed their spare time in early man
hood in improving tho Spring grounds,
Mr.. Miksch was foremost, being SO much
interested in it that many an evening was
thus epgae ed when his days tolls were
ended. Funeral to day (Friday) at 2.8(
p. M, from the Moravian church.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
2-iSig Thieves--".
and debility are two

Dvspepsis and debility are two big thieves
they cTesp in and steal our health and COM
,rt before we know II Let us put stop to
their invasions with a bottle OF BBrdock
BLOOD BitterS, to be- hid at any drug store
For sale by H. B. Cochran, druggist. ls7 and
I39 North Queen street
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

The PoWer Of Noney.-This evening Morris
a Books company viii present I" The Power
OF Money " In the opera house. Tho play is
good one and the company is well spoken of
by the press. The scenery is another feature
worth mentioning.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
nosltisd 20 Credit

From the Lititz Express.
Tho commissioners Of this county have
not allowed publishers 30 much - for
merly for publishing tho sherin's procIa.
nation. We have had to suffer along with
the rest OF them, but We believe the com.
missioners are faithfully trying 10 guard
the interests Of all taxpayers and therefore
they ase entitled to great credit.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

Ameeting of the W. r. q. u. will be held on
Saturday Nov. % at s p. m, instead OF nest
Tuesday. in the Y. NJ. O. A parior. Miss =. E
willard, OF ILL.,, Is to lecture I'm this city Dec
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

The sunday school teachers association Will
meet this evening in.the p,rior Of the Y. NJ
q. A., for the study OF the lesson for ext Sun
day. the Rev. 8. Stall, teacher.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
rdmoro Il wvcvs

Who currs diseases by the laying on OF hands
Is at the stevens house, where nc will romair
10. the next ten days. n,s.st
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

"wells' Health Remover " restores health
and yigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. 81. ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
SPECIAL HU11 OYES.

Absolutely tho best Porous Plaster ever
made. The Hop Plaster fs com posed of Fresh
hops, Baisans AZ a Gums. Weak Back, Side
Ache, sore Chest and all pains are speedily
cured by Its use. Apply one. Only 2S cents.
any uR store.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21
FRESH ARRIVALS
HAVE BEEN ADDED TC OUR ALREADY
HEAVILY LOADED COUNTERS
or

ovERCoATs AND DRESS SUITS.
Consistin OF Fine Wor steds, Whitneys and
Fur Beavers of The Latest Fashions, the
prices tor which range for Suits from SIG 90 to
syOO) and uvercosts from SIS 70 to 800, but
THIRTEEN DOLLARS
Is the price OF Very Dressy Sack Coat, OF q
Dark Al-Wool Cashmere. 1t Is one OF our
Special suits.
LADIES' FUR CAPEs, Mufis, Boas, Collars.
Collarettes and a general variety OF Ladies
Furs The Latest Novelty is u combination
Fur Mun and satchel. 1t Is very handsome
and a Decided Novelty.
WINTER CAPS of Seal, Chinchilla, Consy
and various Minor Fnrs. as well as large as
sortmeut of heavy Cloth Caps from 2oc to 75c.
BUCKsBIN GLOVES AND MITTESs.
There are many varieties of Buck Gloves and
many that are sold such are NOT BUCK
SKIN Our Buckskin Gloves are made from
the best quality of Deerskin, which 10 tanned
by such process that they are tree from Oil.
They are not gummy or slicky In cold weather
and W Ill not gather dust when the weather Is
warm. This applies to the Best Grade OF
Genuine Buck Gloves, but we keep always In
stock atull and large assortment Oh All ths
cheapest grades.
RUBBER ovERsHoEs FOR wINTER. in
Light Gossamer, the Selt Adjusting Overshoe,
Toe Caps Sandals, White and Scarlet Fleece
Lined Half Arcties, Full Arctics and Ladies'
Button Arcttcs, and q large variety OF other
styles and makes, but they are all Rub
ber Overshoes as far as the Rubber Is con-
material that the OUT side coating or Rubber
| Is put upon. The light material or gossameT
| will not last as long nor Is 1t as warm as the
| Fleece Lined Arctics They range In price &C
| corning to quality, the lowest being 800. the
| highest 81 70.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

Quotations by Associated Press.
Stocks strong, higher. Money, l0lhc.
kew York Centrai. ..........................6 81
ntie k.ailroeu ...ss .s...........s..........oU
AlitfuS EApre .ssss .l3f
Michigan Cenral Railroad ................ 81
atchigan southern Railroad. 65k
Illinois Central Railroad.
Cleveland rtttsburgh Railroad. ad.........l37k
Chicago ROCK Island Railroad. .......... LOOK
Pittsburgh d Fort Wayne Railroad. -. see. .l2S
western Union Telegraph Compsny...... kpx
Toledo d Wal ash. .....................,.,,. ~
New Jersey Centrsi. ...... ....-..-.s,,s.... ak
New Gors ON srSr Wastsrn.-. llk
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

The mayor disposed of three cases this
morning. They were vagrants and were
discharged.
Adelins Hart, charged with committing
an assault and battery on Mrs. McGeehaD,
was heard by Alderman McGlinn on Thurs
day evening and required to enter bail for
trial at the next term OF court.
William Baker, arrested this morning by
Constable Dern for drunkenn ness and dis
orderly conduct, was committed for five
days by Alderman Barr.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

Ask tor Rough on Coughs" for Cough
Co ds, Sore Throat. Hoarseness. Troches, lbc
Liuuid, 25c. ~
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

For Lame btcR sios Ur Cnost, use 5Hi
LDH'S POROUS PLASTER, Price, % cent
Sold by II. Il. Cochran, druggist, 1877 and l3a
North Queen street. Lancaster. 'ebl+eoW
CoLDKNs Liquid Beef Tonic imparts
strength to boiy aud mind. Take no other
OF druggists. nlIlwdeodAw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-11-21

HALE's Honey of Horehouud charms away
a cough. cold, or influenza without any bad
effect. Pixies Toothaohe Drops cure In one
minute. nl7.lwdeodaw
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/. ROUGH ON PAIN"

Cures collie. cramps diarrhBa externally
or aches, pains, sprhins, headache. neuralgia,
For man or beast. 20 and SOC.
f2)
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ssGSx maRRoss.
Quotations by ,.eed. Mcarann = 90. BAaA
pa
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-27
THREE DAYS EXCURSION.

VIII leave the i. c. Depot at73O
s.m. on Friday, Nay 80, 1884. Decora-
ton Dag, for Ogden, Provo, American
Fork and Springville, under the man
agement Of the Sixteenth Ward Brass
Band and West End Dramatic ComDany.
Fa 'es:-ORden and American Fork,
S1.5n. Provo. S1.75. Spripgvilie, $500.
Tickets are good to return any time un>
I'll Sunday, June 1, 1884. T
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-27

FOR DYSPEPSIA ana Liver
Complaint, you ksye a printed
guarantee on every bottle e Shiloh's
Vitalizer. It never fails to cure.
Sold by z. @. n. ]. nrug StoEe. as
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-27
FOR RENT.

A brick house of seven rooms, bay
window in parlor, city water. Location
good, only one block from Main Street.
Rent reduced to suit the times. En-
quire 1856 S. West Temple Street.
r. T. D. Gift.
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LOST.

Between the Continental Hotel and
White House, bloodstone out OF ring
The fiQder will be suitably r9Rsrded by
Laying it q: the Metropolitan Hotel. +
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Special Advertisements.
WANTED,

Ten good girls for General House
work one Dining Room girl, one Mill
liner for Idaho and one woman tor coun'
trv, st Mrs. Whites Employment Once
No Az, Second South Street.
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FURNISHED ROOMS.

Eligibly situated, half block south Of
the Theatre. Light, airy and elegantly
furnished No. 145 s. First East Street.
I MRS. Dr.. BARNRY.
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FOR RENT.

Elegantly Furnished Rooms, with all
modern conveDiences, in suites and
single, ct the Thompson Building, Y
w. Second South street.
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LOST.

Slrayed, One Dark Brown Horse, 8
years old, branded T T e combined on
left thigh. Five dollars reward will be
paid for tie Same if left at the Valley
house, or for information which will
lead TO its recovery. T
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LOST

AID. & X. G. Depot, gold Locket.
engraved r. D. Med. Bring to this ctl ;e
snd be rewarded,
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DENTIST.

j. B. Keytor, lately connected with
DR.. J. r. Van Aukin. has renewed 10
the HERALD New Building, where he Is
prepared to do sll kinds of Dental work.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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FOR SALE.

Nice Riding Eorse FOR lady. Cal on
D.ctor Num-.
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PILES

Treated and Cured Successfully9i
Consultation at the Office is FREE and
invited. Thorough examination and sd-
vice, including analysis of urine, So.
Come at once-do 5ot put It Cff- ALI
strictly Confidential.
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WANTED

10 rent small house, ten minutes walk
from Deeeret Bank. W Post Office.
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FOR SALE

a good Work Hoese, cheap, Apply 81
this Office.
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DENTIST.

+; Q. Nichols, Dentist. Office opposite
walker House, over Seabury s. John
sons dug store Anesthetics given.
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WAN = %.

You can find steady parIor en-
aioyment HOOd prices by ad-
afasSing :. Ri & Co. Dubuque,
Iowa.
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Railroads.
Utah & NEVADA RAILWAY
On and after

On and after
MONDAY. MAY 18TH, 1884,
The Utah and Nevada Railway Com.
psny will run thoir trains as follows:
Standard Mountain Time.
Leave Salt LAKE City $40 am.
Garfield 1000
"a Tooele lilo "
Arrive at Terminus I1.40 "
Leave Terminus I.OOp.m.
d" Tooele lSO T"
Garfield $40 "
Arrive Salt Lake City 400 "
On and after
SUNDAY, MAY 18TH, 1884,
The Sunday train will leave Salt Lake City
for Black Rock at 10 a.m.; returning, arrive
at Salt Lake City at pm,
FARE-To Black Rock and return, on all
Trains, 50c.
Children between and 10 years Of age, 25:.
special Rates given to Sunday Schools,
Societies, etc.
No freight will be received after Al. m,
8. F. Fenton, W. ". RITTER,
i1en Fri. and Pass. AR't. Supt.
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Also a choice assortment of Cigars, To.
bscccs, and q general line OF Smokers
Articles.
Will receive subscriptions for sill
Publications. Special attention paid to
orders FOR English Newspapers.
We have the agency for Enlareing
Photographs in Oil or Water Colors,
and will guarantee frst-clsss work at
reasonable figures.
We solicit share of public patronage
end will endeavor to give general salts
faction.
Orders By mail promptly attended TO.
Address p. o. COX 1874. Salt Lake
City aio
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: utsa ant 10 an order OF the Probate Court OF
Salt Lake County, Utah.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-12-28
FROM WACO.
HABEAs CORPUS PROCEEDINGS.
Two Jaiiings on Serious Charges-A Slip
anda Broken Leg-Anti- Secession
ists-Bad Weather Notes
Celebration--Persona

WACO, Dsc. 27.-tSpeoial. THE hat
beas corpus trial of A. f. Galley, con.
victed Of rape, announced to take place
to-day, was postponed until Monday.
Alex. Bolden, who killed his brother a
few weeks ago, had habeas corpus
hearing this afternoon, and was admit
ted to bail In the sum of $1,000.
Robert Johnson was Jailed to dsy.
charged with committing the crime of
incest, tho woman being his lG-year-old
daugt ter, Simpson Conner was also
jailed for theft OF bale OF cotton.
IL. A. Hilbert, manager of the dyeing
department at the Waco Wooden mills.
slipped on the ice last night and fell to
the ground, breaking his right leg.
This being st. John tho Evangelist's
day, 1t was duly observed by the Ma
sonic fraternity tonight.
\ contemplation is being signed in
East Waco. opposing the proposed Sc
cession CT that part OF the city.
Mrs. Kate Raymond Howe's lecture
VIII take place Mt tho Methodist church
at 3 p. IN. tomorrow
Trains from the north are DELAYED
again to-day, from one to three hours.
MIR. hedges, of tho Associated Press,
lett for Fort Worth this evening. He
will visit other north Texas towns.
The weather has moderated, but IL
sun very Indictment, putting n stop to
business.
The rite of confirmation was admins.
tered at the Synagogue to-day TO Max
Emanuel. Mr.. and Mrs. Phillip Sanger.
oil Dallas, were here as guests Of the oc-
gaSiOu.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-12-28
Confederate Christmas Coffee.

IL may not be amiss to remember,
while cheered by the superintendent
bounty Of the Christmas ofto-day, how
different were the experiences of the
half-staryed confederates who had to
decide between "long sweetnin'" and
"shOrt sweetnin'." 1t was in east Ten
nessee that two Of Mr.. Longstreet's crit.
tur company" sat at the table OF an aged
hostess. The coffee pot contained ,of-
lie made from persimmOn seed. Tue
hostess did the honors. At her
rishC appeared u plate which
contained a cake of maple
sugar and bowl of sorghum molas-
SOS. She poured out two cups of
coffee, and turning to one OF the visitors
politely inquired: "Mister, will you
take long sweetin' or short sweetin in
yoor'nf" He did not know the differ
ence, and timidly replied: "Short
sweetnin' II you please" Thereupon
the ancient dame took up the maple
sugar, bit of a piece, dropped il from
her mouth into the coffee and passed it.
With equal gravity and courtesy she
addressed the same inquiry to the other
confederate. He knew what "short
sweetnin'" meant, and said with a
sweet smile; "l.ong sweetnin', madam,
II you please" She Immediately stuck
her long inretlnger into the bowl OF mo-
lasses, with that sweetened finger stirred
MS cup and then passed it, Boston
lilOba
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-12-28
Ono Cnnse of End Grnmmnr.


An Ohio school teacher went over TO a
country district In Indiana to engraft a
little knowledge upon the youthful
snrouts in that vicinity, and ono of the
school trustees used such grammar that
the buckeye pedagogue was threatened
with Mysteries. After two or three
weeks he felt that he knew the trustee
well enough to speak to him about 1t,
why is it," he asked, "that YOU per
sist in saying have saw 'have came.
'knowed,' and other things equally UNI
gramaticu?"
because | was teached that way by
my PARENTS" replied the trustee.
but, good heavens, man, you should
know better than to continue muir der
ing the English in that stylew
"Look here, young man." answered
the trustee, holly, Tvo got q right 10
murder tne English"
mo, you haven't"
al know better. I'd like to know n
my grandfather wasns't in the war of IL
and his father fit in the revolution and
they both done all they could To murder
tho English, and I'll be DANCED IL Pm
gOin' back on the family record. Ifyou
DON'T like 1t, all you have to do is to
scrimmaue round and git money
enough TO take you back to Ohio, whar
you coma from, That's the kind of a
school trustee this chicken is, and you
needn't try to teach him none of your
new tangled notions, or you'll be put
out of job quiCkern u Republican
| postmaster after March l."
The teacher taught the scholars after
that Merchant Traveller.