The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-11-06
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IN rear Ssrshser 10 In peer bsal.b lss
her sse the mop sboai the houss Moth.
ins lie home mop sshy for weak young
xeEaa.
-''Isn't IL singular. " said . visitor. gag
ing al Niagara Fall. that The little mols.
isfs that arises from ,ts, vast csiarao, is
missf~
"Hs.tias hsss are 10 srdsr. ssys an
srchspee. We tried 10 busk bes spcs.
one ~ tbs bunbls variety, Su, be gsi tho
beet Of as.
III ~a msy Judge from the remarks Of
their opponents. good masy bills broush,
before tho legislature do sos sssd 10 be
ordered 10 lie. I"
II the yirgisia mountains the walls
" cabins are nssiiy pspersd with old
nswspspers Politics get sadly mixed
sometimes Ia this Wy.
Il IN the opirion Of the Burlingtss
Ffes Press the corset has como 10 stay.
This was the original intention. but II
ucat on bust and has row gose to waist.
Dame Nature sesds tSs rain. !" wrote
the editor Bat the csmpssitor vent and
LEI, Of The 70. and the editor had TO
move feur sections further vest aud start
aesin.
Wien the clergyman remarked that
there would be = nave IN the nov church
the society WAS building. an old lady
whispered that sue knew the party to
whom be referred
At breakfast. The new waiter al. !
drcaees his mistress "Ngill Madame take
hsei,g "No. ,banks" The waiter. with I
t mpti air ia TIE world, "Well,
] VAL Dol insist
Iowa girls won't stand any nonsense.
Three 81 them, less than Is years old,
ambnshed school teacher and walloped
him halt to death for iavoring fat girl
ia the geography class.
"A cyclone in Kassas carried away a
bank building but as the cashier had de-
parted ia an opposite direction the day
before, II wasn't thought worth while to
hunt after the bank
"A writer complained to publisher
that his articles did not meet With very
warm reception "Well.' apsv cred the
Publisher, Il don't know about that; We
burn them all at any rate I"
Although j, was the compositor who
an h for in the editors
item about "comely" young lady, it was
the editor who MAS at the druggists next
day inquiring the pnce Of hair rsstorer.
Have you weak eyes9" said lady
10 an applicant for kitchen position who
wore blue glass. mo, maam, said the
applicant. "bat scour pots and things 50
that tho glitter OF them hurts
my sight"
A fair maiden 81 Ksokuk. Ia, having
been Tilted by the head waiter Of . hotel,
vent to shoot bin. whereupon, in the most
angailant manner possible, hs knocked
ier dowa With a skillfully aimed plate
he VAS gay dish HEAVIER
1t is seriously proposed to provide
ach night policeman in England with
age dog. II has been matter OF sur i
,rise to us that this had not been done
,ciore. II is difficult TO comprehend how
IA officer can dog the steps OF a criminal
= ben be has ne dog
$50 you are going 10 lecturer" in q
uired a friend Of musical professor re
entity. "what on7" well IL l sm en- :
rely sober. on my feet. was tho reply.
That's wrong. was the response. '.Nsv- 7
: give superficial talk on large subjects.
One Of the funniest typographical
rrors ever made was 10 recent exchange.
reporter. In writing m acscunt OF a ball
aid that the belle OF the evening 'looked
u fat, The types put II that she "looled :,
i feet" Now neither the lady nor The - :.
'porter ars happy. "
w. w. E walked down Third st. 10
scen,ly With his length Of arm taxed to Va
old LOT Of law books, To him friend r
oiniine a, the books. "why. thought
on carried all that stuff in yonr head?' q
! do. " quickly replied the lawyer, with a
apwins piak, 'ihesr are for the Judgcs :,
Doctor ''fon see, Witoe dear. have
nllel rny nt through. alter all;
Tf eil8 san lell goug His n
ite Yea dear hasby; bat then you are II
clever ia our profession Adj IL had
,ls known yea five years earlier feel
'rsaia my FIRST husband : my poor Thorn Ii
woaid have been savedr'
"A little girl being sent 10 . shsp 10
irchase some dye siuf, and forgetting
Ie name 81 the article, said TO the shop =
an. "Wha, do folks dye WITH" die
I,hf WY, cLolers, sometimes. !" replied
Q slsormaa well. believe tbsss the
,mei wait to hare three penny worth. o.
liille child Vas bescigirg her father
take her 10 Wit her grandmother. Who N
ed al distance. To get rid Of her he
Ill IN costs ten dollars ever time We
10 sse grandma Florence. and tea dol
70 do1i grow on every bush. neither