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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-17
Nn-A11uavs BEAm BALM
Did She Die 5?
j. E. DWINELL.


"Noi
''She fingered and suffered along pining away all
the time for years.
''The doctors doing her no good;''
''And at last cured by this Hop Bitters the
papers say so much about
''Indecd Indeed ~
GLOW thankful should be for that medecsne.''
4 DAUGHTERS MISERY
eleven years our daughter suffered on a bed OF
misery,
''From complication of kidney, liver, rheumatic
trouble and Nervous debility,
''Under the care of the best physicians,
''Who gave her disease various names,
''But no relief
''And now she is restored to us in good health by
simple remedy Hop Bitters, that we had
Stunned for years before using 1.-THE Parents
FATHER Is GETTING WELL.
''My daughters say:
''How much better father is since lie used Hop
Bitters.'
..He is getting well after his long suffering from
a disease declared incurable.'
'tAnd we glad that he used your Bitters."-
A Lady of Utica, n. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-17
ALL SORTS.

Don't say there is no help for Catarrh Hay Fee
yer and Cold in head since thousands testify that
Ely's Cream Balm has entirely cured them. Price
so cents.
Apply into nostrils with the finger.
Many persons in Pittston are using Ely's Cream
Balm, Catarrh remedy, with most satisfactory
suits. A lady is recovering the sense of smell,
which she had not enjoyed for fifteen years. She
had given up her case as incurable. Mr.. Barber
has used it in his family, and commends it very
highly. \ Tupkhannock lawyer, known to many
of our readers estifes that he cured of partial
deafness. Pittston, Pa, Gazette.
Having used Ely's Cream Balm for Catarrh and
Cold in the head, am satisfied that it is first rate
preparation and would recommend it to any
similarly afflicted r. w. Cheever, Editor Herald
Clinton, Wis
Uneasiness Is species of sagacity; passive
sagacity. Fools never uneasy.
Washington, d. c., May 15th 1sS0-Gentlemen
Having been sufferer for long time from nerv-
Gus prostraton and general debility, advised
to try Hop Bitters. L have taken one bottle, and
have been rapidly getting better ever since, and
think it the best medicine ever used. L now
gaining strength and appetite, which all gone,
and was in despair until L tried your Bitters. l
am well, able to go about and do my work.
Before taking it L was completely Frustrated. Mrs
Mary Stuart.
A thousand parties of pleasure do not leave a
recollection worth that of one good action.
Doubled the Wheat Crop.-Norwich, VT, Nov
II, 1851 have used Bowkers Fertilizers to quite
an extent for few years past both field ant
garden crops, and find it well pays me for the ex
pense the first year, ana it manifests itself in thu
soil for number of years afterwards especially oil
| grass land. On India wheat it will thai
| double the crop with a slight amount applied
| Yours truly, Jas. s. Bean.
Whoever entertans you with the faults of others
designs to serve you in similar manner.
Neuralgia and Sick Headache.-In Aurora, Ill
| lives Mrs. VIM. Henson. She says: ''Samarital
| Nervine cured me of neuralgia, vertigo and sicl
| headache
| Look on slanderers as direct enemies to civil sc
ciety; as persons without honor, honesty or hu
mainly.
A Postal Card from Mrs Dennis Smith, Louis
| vile, KY, says: ''For blood impurities Burdoc
Blood Bitters seem particularly adapted. Neve
before had complexion clear. Use all the time.
Constant activity in endeavoring to make other
happy is of the surest ways of making ourselve
|
Hop Pasters are clean, sweet and pleasant to us
Fresh Hops combined with Balsams and Gum
More powerful than any other porous plasters. {
cts.
Social.-Thirteen at table is unlucky when thel
is dinner for only ten.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-17

For constipation loss of appetite and diseases of the
bowels take Haweys Stomach and Liver Pills % cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-17
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
Wban no rvoc e, Child ba iad for Castoria

When Baby sick, gave her Castoria
When she a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
fyou hit the mark, you must aim little above
it, every that flies feels the attraction of the
earth.
Mr.. Cough on Silk Hats.-''It would be no viola
ton of the commandment said John b. Cough,
eff man were to fall down and worship the silk
hat for il is made in the likeness OF anything in
heaven, or in the waters which are under the
earth" Besides it heats the head and causes the
hair to fall off. Parkers Hair Balsam will stop
that and restore the original color to gray faded
hair Not oily, not dye, beneficial, delciously
perfumed. A perfect hair dressing. soc. All
| druggists.
country always produces some great men a:
| ong as it preserves the worship of those whom ii
| has lost.
MAID OF ORLEANs.-Sweet-hearts and wives
lovers and husbands, don't forget the benefit derived
from the use of Hatchs Februge Mixture when yoI
Iwere young and in your maturer years. The uni
yersal testimony is, It's the best Cough Medicine.
1t costs but IS cents try it, and is for sale al
the stores.
, 1884-02-23
[Grass Valley Tidings.l

ltrass Naley 1ldingsI
Some miners In the employ OF the Live
Oak company have lately been engaged in
sinking a shaft on another location and nearer
Bear river than Live Oak The place Il
south OF Grass Valley. and the region has re-
ceivsd but little attention in the way OF
prospecting for mines. The miners in
sinking the new shaft have had no trouble
with water. In fact, the ground has
been unusually dry. A few days ago,
however, a thin stratum Of some kind Of q
damp rock was struck, and there were some
evidences of effervescence in this. Passing
through this thin stratum the miners cam
to a small stream of what was at first sup
posed to be common water, but on closer in
vestigation 1t proved to be a strong acid.
Some OF this acid has been brought to town
and has been examined by experts, and they
pronounce it to be- acetic, as strong as the
acetic acid Of commerce. In short a vinegar
mine has been struck. The effervescence OBJ
served in the thin stratum of damp rock Il
accounted for by the action of the acid on
some alkali contained in this thin stratum.
A sunIp hos been made in which the acid Is
left to collect, and all further work has been
stopped for the present.
Ono OF the minors insists that the fluid Is
q pure vinegar of the best variety Of the
cider kind. He accounts for the milk in the
%cocoanut" by the fact that the ground Of the
watershed there slopes coward the river, and
there are a large number OF apple orchards
toward the top of the watershed, and thar
for years great abundance of fruit has fallen
and rotted on the ground, and that the juice
of those apples has undergone the aceiic fer
mentation by the time the Juice has gotten
low into the rocks. The owners are talking
of a pickle factory on a large scale. and one
of them thinks IL they could tap the stream
higher up. where alcohol fermentation is in
progress and before the aoetic has begun. a
good article of apple-jack can be distilled
from the fluid. At all events, the fluid is a
remarkable one and mar prove a bonanza
, 1884-02-23
Currnn and the Judge.

Mr.. James first gives Lord B~rougham's
definition Of a lawyer as "a learned gentle
man who rescues your estate from your
enemies and keeps it to himself" and then
goes on to recall an old story of Lord Avon
more, who had fallen into the bad habit OF
~interrupting counsel. Thu Curran was
often stopped short in his argument by his
lordship, who would say: @Mr. Curran, ]
know your cleverness, but it's quite in vain
for you to 60 on; 1 see the drift of it all, and
you are only giving yourself and me
unnecessary trouble" One day Cur
ran, being too often stopped in
this way, thus addressed the judge: @Per-
haps, my lord, / am straying, but you must
inipute it to the extreme agitation of my
mind / have just witnessed so dreadful a
circumstance that my imagination has not
yet recovered from the shock" The judge
was all attention.: go on, Mr.. CurTan. y
IOn my way to court, my lord, as l passed
by one OF tho markets, l observed a butcher
proceeding to slaughter a calf. Just as his
hand was raised, a lovely little child sp-
preached him unperceived, and, terrible to
relate-I see the life blood gushing out still
the poor child's bosom was under the butch
ers' hand, when he plunged the knife into
into" " Into the childi" cried ont the
judge with great emotion. "Your lordship
sometimes -anticipates-it went right into the
neck Of the calfln
, 1884-02-23
Tho ArI-toerat,. Refuge.

New York Commercial Advertiser.l
America is the future home Of the broken
down European aristocrats, There Is not a
doubt that the indications all point that way.
The roomy and cyclonic west is now overrun
with gentlemen OF ancient lineage, who dino
on pork and cabbage at 8, and paint their
coats OF arms upon their wheelbarrows An
Irish baronet is at present engineering the
Wyndham comedy company, and a Russian
nobleman pilots a grocery wagon In Chicago.
The time approaches when our street cars
will be manned by retired count and
~marquises, and when an asylum for
played-out kings and smperors will stand a
monument to the logical consistency OF re-
publican ideas.
, 1884-02-23
Tho virtue. of the Seal skin.

ICNN
Let me recommend every father of q
family to buy u sealskin. A sealskin Is the
most valuable and useful adjunct to domestic
comfort and to matrimony that the world
knows. 1t Is a most adaptable garment and
suits any height, breadth or style OF figure.
A sealskin is always attractive. Let a Cir
go along the street in a plain, merino gown
and the men will never notice her. Lei
her put on a sealskin and everybody takes
a look at her, and sven turns back to take
another. The fascination of any kind Of q
girl in a sealskin is wonderful. In fact, seal
skin levels all ranks and places the work
girl on an absolute equality with the Hob
Hill heiress. / rave known a whole family
OF girls comfortably married of by the ju-
dicious manipulation OF. a sealskin. Each Of
them wore it. each of them made a hit in 1t,
and after they were married 1t was laid
away for those who had not grown up.
1 am free to confess that a sealskin does
not go with everything, but everything goes
with a sealskin. The taste may not always
be Of the best; there may DO shabbiness be-
meath, but sealskin is like charity-it cover.
a multitude OF sins.
, 1884-02-23
ANIMALS N DEATH
How They Approach Dissolution
The Question or Their Future Elk
silence.


There are those who believe that divine
justice absolutely requires that God should
make amends to animals in the future life for
all the wrongs they suffer in this Ono
author, Rev. John Brown, declares that there
Is another world for animalx There Is no
doubt but that many animals recognize in
their declining powers the approach Of death.
The dog retires to a quiet, sequestered spot to
die. 1t is a matter of general belief that
they seek the most sequestered spot, the most
hidden thicket, whore, unnoticed and alone,
they can quietly lay down to eternal sleep.
Shrimp and prawns withdraw under stones
TO die, thus showing a wonderful Fremont
ton Of death among even the lower orders.
The llamas of South America nave regular
cemeteries In which they retire to die, and
the bones are found bleaching In great num-
bersl
Animals recognize approaching dissolution
in other animals, without question. The
dying whale Is at once set upon by the shark
tribe. The aged buffalo Of the plains, sick or
starving, can not deceive the coyote or prai-
RE wolf, which watch him, hound his foot
steps, and even hamstring him, so that they
may devour his carcass The ~vultures of the
Himalayas gather to the number of twenty
or thirty about the dying calf and compos-
edly await his dissolution, that they may
fatton on his carrion.
Animals recognize death In others without
doubt They make. as it were, a regular
diagnosis Of death. They may nave been
fooled before, but old animals show an
especial and peculiar solicitude and once salts
fed treat the dead enemy with contempt
or Indifference. The she bear, says
Honzlan, makes use of a process of
experimentation to ascertain the death
of her cubs She offers them
food, leaves and then calls them; touches
them with her paws and finds them cold,
rigid, motionless, Indifferent. She makes use
of observation, comparison, reflection. The
elephant bull or COW makes sure OF the death
of a fallen foe by trampling ON it and goring
it till all possibility Of life is extinct
Animals sometimes show a care for their
dead. The duk monkey carries of the dead
and wounded. Some animals bury their dead
with funeral ceremonies. Cassell says that
g~orrillas cover their dead. Certain birds,
such as the wren, twitter requiems over
them. and this fact is 30 well attested that
IThe Wren Requiem" IL well known as a
mournful twitter, quite different from
their usual chirpy, lively notes. That
many animals commit suicide is a
well attested TACT Dogs, abandoned
and kicked out by their masters,
have been often known to kill themselves.
Stag or deer, when seized by the glutton,
butt their heads against trees. The scorpion
is a ~well-known instance. Tho rattlesnake,
close pursued, will sting himself rather than
be captured, and the Indians so well know
this that, though they eat them as food, they
reject them when death comes in this form.
These illustrations and anecdotes show that
animals possess reasoning powers to a certain
extent, aud why not a souli
, 1884-02-23
she Knew Her BUSINESS.

@Oh, some one is coming up the steps, NAL"
exclaimed Miss Pyrkins to her mother, who
keeps n boarding house. @Shall l go to the
doorf'
"No, indeed" answered Mrs. Pyrkins,
busting around. at is a young man who is
probably looking for board Go down into
the parlor and be playing a dreamy air ON
the piano when he comes i'm
Eyes, / know; but some one must attend
the door. There lS.s the bell now.@
@Well, 1 will run to the kitchen and send
Jane to open the door, and while you are
playing and lane is showing him in 1 will be
pounding on the table with q rolling pin"
"But what for, map
at will sound as IL we had two servants
and were going to have beefsteak for lunch"
, 1884-02-23
Joe Emmet's -Jim-Jam" House

lSAhNilhhG uhAl
Joe Emmett, the distinguished comedian, Is
one of the men who is said to have visited
the realms Of tremordom and enjoyed him
self. Joe saw beautifully colored rainbows,
handsome women in gaudy dress, and mag
nihcent palaces. His present unique and
wonderful mansion on the Hudson Is said to
AVE been modelled after one OF his "tremen
structures" He saw q house different
from anything in the world, and
entering was fairly entranced- There
were no regular ceilings, but they were
undulating and wavy, resembling the ripple
on a beautiful Lake. and were exquisitely
colored- There were no corners in the room,
but sudden recesses here and there, and cory
hooks and pretty retreats, while foreign brio
a-brac and the portraits Of famous stars
adorned tho frescoed walls The Hudson
mansion was built and furnished as nearly
after this model a. possible, and it Is the
wonder OF all who SOC 1t
, 1884-02-23

about them than their ~biographers do, and IL
always telling them. One of his favorites
Is to tho effect that he used to preserve all
the combings from the heads of his patrons
In the operate line, which he made up as
souvenirs. tied TO a card with pink, blue or
whatever colored ribbon their ons-tims
owner favored.
The mementos commanded a ready sale
among the admirers OF the divinities they
represented. At one time there was such a
run on the hair OF one singer that he could
not supply the hair l~egitimately. Happily.
however, his wife's browning glory was of
the same color, so he cut it of close and got
enough for it in retail lots to open one Of the
finest shops in New York.
At least. so he told me; and as he was
shaving me at the time / did not like to run
the risk OF i~mpugning his veracity.
, 1884-02-23
In the chaste Language OF Job"

OSb
E1-Gov. Buffers farewell gift Of a bible
to Massachusetts, reminds US of the time
whon Mr.. Bell, on becoming governor oil
Texas, began his inaugural address with.
"Fellow citizens: in the chaste and beautiful
language OF job, now is the winter of ouI
discomfort made glorious summer by this sun
of York." The result OF this remarkable
pronunciamento was that the governor was
presently overwhelmed with gifts Of bible.
from every state and from foreign lands
bibles in English, Latin French, Russian and
Hindoo; illustrated, illuminated, polyglot,
hieroglyphic; bound in paper, leather, velvet,
sent by mail, by express, by freight, by
special messenger. Another result was that
from Galveston to the Panhandle almost
every man, woman, and child got a bible
and a copy Of Shakespeare, and read up"
until Richard III. and Job became the
best known and most talked about mon in
tho state.
, 1884-02-23
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loss of vigor. seminal weakness, end all the
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The Doctor win agree to forfeit 81. 900 for n
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, 1884-02-23
The r-hentr,cal nnirarc.ser

The hairdresser does not take much inter
est in the drama, except that which his in
stinct of business inspires him with. But on
opera no comes cut strong.
II be can insinuat himself into tho service
Of some singer, no matter how humble, he il
in his glory. He performs his professional
duties toward him or her with the loving
tenderness OF a true artist. 1 know a ton
serial artist who in his day was the special
hairdresssr of Grisi, Mario, and other famou,
singers of both sexes. He knows more stories
, 1884-02-23
A Lawyers Advice.


What Is a seat In congress worth In a
western state, not long ago. a semi-politician,
with money, wanted to 20 to Washington.
He consulted his lawyer. There was one
man who stood good chances OF getting the
nomination. what are you ready to spendf'
asked the lawyer. @One hundred thousand
dollars, II necessary" replied the aspirant
Take s2o,0o o and persuade you opponent
to stay at home two years longer, and let you
60" wns the advice given Suffice to say
did spend his SlO0, 900.
, 1884-02-23
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, 1884-02-23

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scurf and dandruf, cures itching and
humors, restores faded or gray hair
to Its original dark color. and promotes
Its growth.
, 1884-02-23
DR.. G
81 Co.'s
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, 1884-02-23

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