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The Press., 1884-12-18
Late i'm Life t0 Lock for JOy-Yet Nevs
 600 Late to Mend.

Late i'm Life tO Look for JOy-Yet Never
 500 Late tO Mend.
 Readers of Hawthorne's ssHouse of Seven Gables' will reca the pathos with which poor Clifford Pynch- con- who had been unjustly imprisoned since his early manhood, said after his release: My life is gone and where is my happiness7 ohl give me my hap pi1,essn But that could be done only in part, as gleams of warm sunshine occ asionay fall across the gloom of New England autumn day. *% e In letter to Messfs. Hiscox X Co.,, Mr. l.. H. Titus of Pennington, N. T., says: sI have suffered untold misery from childhood from chronic disease of the bowels and diarrhea, accompanied by great pain sought relief at the hands of physicians of every school, and used every patent and domestic remedy under the sun. have at last found in PARKERsS TONIC a complete specific, pre- ventive and cure. As your invaluable wedicine, which did for me what nothing else could do, is en- titled to the CT sdit of fsmy getting backlmy happy days, cheerfully and gratefully acknowledge the fact"
 Mfr E. s. Wells, who needs no introduction to the people of Jersey City, adds: ''The testimonial of Mr. Titus is genuine and voluntary; only he does not adequately portray the suffering he has endured for many years. He is my brother-inlaw, and know the case well. He is now perfectly free from his old troubles and enjoys health and life, ascribine 1t all to RARKERsS T0NACs
 n Unequalied invigorant; stimulates all the or gans; cures ailments of the liver, kidneys, and all diseases of the blood.
The Press., 1884-12-18

Do Nor BE DIsoouRAGED even if you have tried many remedies for your Kidney disease or Liver complaint without success; it is no reason why you should think your disorder incurable. The most intractable cases readily yield to the potent virtues of Kidney Wort. It is purely vegetable compound which acts on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels atths same time and thus cleanses the whole system. Don't wait, but get package to-day and cure v0urcoIf
The Press., 1884-12-18
Advice 50 Mothers.

Are yoa disturbed at night and broken of your rest by sick child suffering and crying with pain of cut
 ting teeth7 If so, send at once and get bottle of Mas WINsLows SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHINe It's value is incaculable. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately. Depend it, entery and diarrhea regulates the stomach and bow
 els cures wind collie, softens the gums reduces in- fammation, and gives tone and energy to the whole system. MRS. WINsLOws SOOTHING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEErHINs is pleasant to the taste and is the prescription of of the oldest and best female and physicians in the United Gtaes and is for sale by all druggists throughout the world. Price 2S cents bottle. Eas& AsE.t
The Press., 1884-12-18
He lasts enough that has a bad meal.

EyIT IS WHLL KNowR FAcrl In the Di amond Dyes more coloring is given than in any known Dyes and they give faster and more brilliant coiors- loo. at all druggists. They are a great success. Wells, Richard son & Co.,, Burlington, Vt. 32
The Press., 1884-12-18

< The French ambassador to the English court paid neat compliment little while back to peeress who had been talking to him for an hour. The lady said: 'sYou must think am very fond of the sound of my own voice 1" The FrenchmAn replied: 1T knew you liked music"
The Press., 1884-12-18

If you have Sore Throata Cough . Cold, try B. H Douglass Sons Perfected CapficumCough Drops
 they pleasant to the tase perfectly harmless and
 will surely yoR. Retail price, 16 cents per quar-
The Press., 1884-12-18

@Said man who had made himself, and thought that he had turned out pretty good job, "when was a boy I so thirsted for knowledge that worked all night to buy books, and then got up before day light to read them"
The Press., 1884-12-18

Rockland Courier Gazette: Everybody knows of the crookedness of Boston streets, but we think Will Rivers tells the best story about them. Hessays he was look ing for g certain place one day, and after turning multitudinous corners and becom- ing hopelessly involved in q maze of sinu- osity (William didn't say sinuosity, but he would if he had thong N M he resolved to ask for assistance Turning another corner at the moment he saw just ahead of him a man whose coat he reached out quickly to grasp to arrest his attention, when he himself at the same moment felt a violent pull from behind. Turning hasti- ly, Will discovered that by reason of the crooked street and phenomenally sharp corner he had grabbed himself by his own coat-tail.
 Hartford Times: A republican and But lerite were talking over the results of the election on the lower end of the dyke. They were in solemn sort of mood. ''How was it possible for Cleveland to be elected?" inquired the republican. 70, that is clear enough to me-" said the But. Ter man, s'the democrats and republicans formed a coalition against Gen. Butler, and made out to beat him." The republican stared anxiously at his companion fo, about 32 seconds, and then walked of slowly, without uttering word
 General Joseph B. Gar, the present sec retary of state, is coming to the front as g possible candidate for governor of New York. He is serving his third term as secretary of state, an office to which he was three times elected by maJoriies muck greater than those received by his col leagues on the ticket.
The Press., 1884-12-18

Tetter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head &o., will certainly yield to the great alternative effects 5 of the vegstine. Ha1ls
The Press., 1884-12-18

Good preachers give fruit and not flowers. s When.Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, { Then she was ' Child, she cried for GHst0rin,
 When she was Miss, she clung to Castoria,
 When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
The Press., 1884-12-18

Great pain and little gain make g man soon #. t' ts-+
The Press., 1884-12-18
He sups ill who eats up all at dinner.

Do not De deceived ask for and take only B. Fl. Douglass 4 Sons perfectedCapsicum CoughDrops for Coughs Colds and Sore Throats. D. s. and Trade Mark every drop. Retail price, 1b cents per quar-
 ter pound. ~s fbFF <EERFE -l
 Do You WISH to regain your health if you are all broken down and suffering from nerv- ous prostration? I will tell you what cured me after suffering for months, I used two bottles of Sulphur Bitters, and now I am @ well man.-C STILES, Bookkeeper, Canton.
The Press., 1884-12-18
He teaches me to be good that does me good

B. H. Douglass E Sons Perfected Capsicum Cough Drops are manufactured by themselves and are the cough mixtures. Retail price, Ib cents per quarter
The Press., 1884-12-18

Good weight and measure is Heavens treas ure.
The Press., 1884-12-18
suslNEss DIRECTORY.

T w. CHANDLER, Insurance and 9 . Real Estate Agency. Stafford Springs. once at residence on Westford Avenue.
The Press., 1884-12-18

PorAsx4 cures sudden colds, sore tnroats, etc.
The Press., 1884-12-18

He dances well to whom fortune pipes.
The Press., 1884-12-18

E PUFFER, Custom Boot and Shoe 1Ls Maker and Repairer. The, best of workmen and the best of stock. Central Hall Block, Stafford
The Press., 1884-12-18
CPRING Without BLOSSOMS.

'.Rouan ON PAIN" PoRoUsED PLAsrxR; Strength. enfng improved the best backache pains in chest or bide rheumatiam, neuralgia. &BSN
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

The necessity Of On asylum for inebriates is
pictured in the polico Court every day. The
docket this morning contained q representa-
tive case. The defendant was pdtrlck j. Mur-
ry, a hoary-headed old white man OF iutelli-
gent appearance, who tremblsd like an aspen
leaf from the effects OF rum.
Mr.. g, II. Bond, who has befriended the old
man, swofe that he was common drunkard
and helpless inebriate, and had been to the
Insane Asylum and other hospitals. He was
sent TO the farm for three months.
CRITIC reporter asked Judge Smell II he
regarded the recommendation OF the P0llca
Surgeons for an inebriate asylum favorably.
He said Ii would be a great convenience,
not only for the helpless victms, but for the
courts and other city hospitals and good clti-
zens. Major Dye, OF the Police Department,
said he was hear tlly In favor Of the institution
He said we have O number OF people who could
be better taken care OF In such q place, and
something has got to bo dono with them.
'Here are old and young inebrlates who have
TO be sent 10 the Insane Asylum or workhouse
He named come bright men who have to go I,
these Institutions because OF their hel lples
condition and appetite for strong drink. The
public don't see many OF these people, but We
DO. The point Is made by others that there Il
no good reason why drunkards should b
made particularly comfortable at the publii
expense.
"This objection does not seem to meet the oh
ject In view, because the public should no
be afflicted with the immoral effect OF com
mon drunkards parading themselves In pub
lip.b
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
RIAL ESTATE,

Tho following transfers OF real estate wore
1led for record October 81 with the Recorder
of Deeds, as reported exclusively to THE CEITIo
by ]. +. olmstead, 1416 New York avenue:
On alley, rear OF Cstreet south side, be-
tween First and Second streets northeast,
square 725,sublots 81 to 75 inclusive; J. Shor.
mans subdivision OF lots 42 to 40 inclusive OF
Linville's subdivision, John Sherman TO
Samuel g. Stewart; $4,000.
street west side, between d aud L streets
northwest, square 571, sublot 13, 20x103
Patrick Brennan to John j. Benchert; $2,S00.
Eleventh street, east eide, between o aud T
streets northwest, square 1913, part OF sublots
II and 1S (sonth IL 1912 front OF lot is and
noIth 1dia Of I'D by 95, Charles L. Benes to
Jane G.. Edwards; SO. 800.
Astreet, south side, between Second ana
Third streets southeast, square T61, part OF lot
ID, 3115x100H John N. Ehle 10 Henry Koltman
ct al, trustees OF German-Amorican Building
Association; nominal.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
"THE QUEENS OWN I"
REMEDIES
AS PREPARED
BY ORDER OF HER MAJESTY FOR THE
USE OF THE ROYAL FAMILY,

Theeo romcdIes have been used in private
practice In this country for many years, aud
have been the foundation of the success OF
many noted specialists. They are unap.
proachable in excellence, and any one using
them according to directions cannot be sick.
They arc now for the first time put upon tho
market for general use.
Do not gay hundreds OF dollars TO doctors
until these remedies have been tried. Write
full description OF your symptoms and con-
ditiOn to "The queens own" and, whatever
your disease, you Will receive free by return
mail directions for immediate relief and per-
manent euro. These medicines arc scientific,
practical aud certain in their action.
THE KIDNEY REGULATOR Is an UNFAILING
nEMEDY for Bright's Disease and oil diseases
OF tho urinary organs.
THE DYSPEPSIA CURE restores the stomach
and bowels TO perfect health.
THE D1PHTHER1A CURE is absolutely GER.
tain TO cure tho worst cases IL used according
10 directions. pficc OF either, 81 per bottle.
The New York office is the only place VIII ere
nny OF these medicines can be obtained until
further notice, as the difficulty Of procuring
some OF the ingredients makes II impossible to
six bottles VIII be sold TO one person at one
time. The price OF these remedies Will be
One dollar per bottle. Six bottles at ono
time 10 ono address, Five Dollars.
Parties sending orders Will please have n
little patience with tho agents, as on several
occasions the demand has over run tho sup.
ply and caused delays. All orders are filled
In turn as they are received. Address
"The Queens own"
No. 80 East Fourteenth at.,
se30.tf New York city.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

TIE visit of Mr.. Blaine to Indiana has
stirred up the Hoosier State as it was never
moved before. At every county scat h.
stopped at it seemed as if the entire county
had moved into the shire town to do honor
to the gallant Republican leader. Twenty,
thirty or forty thousand people-these were
the crowds that met him every twenty or
thirty miles. And everywhere he was re-.
ceived with honor aud respect by men of all
parties; for it is due to the Democrats of In-
diana to say that, except at Fort Wayne,
he was received by men of all parties with
Iespect-those who differed with him in
respectful silence. The insult offered to
him at Fort Wayne was characteristic Of
the people of that city-that is, tho ma.
jority of them. That city is noted all over
the Northwest for its drunkenness, it.
boorishness, its hoodlums and its bigoted
protcriptlveness. The city might hav,
been twice as large as it is but for thest
characteristics, which have driven decen
men away from it-especally those who
had Children to educate.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

party is tho party of "Grcat Blunders."
The greatest of all its blunders consists in
understanding tho intelligence of tho
people. This leads them to fire SO lowthat
their shots never reach the mark they aim
at, but bury themselves in the Garth. Their
campaign would have been in much bet
ter shape If the Mulligan letters had never
heen mentioned by them. While they
were pottering over thom their opponents
went TO the country" on the legitimate
issues of the day, and the result is that the
eagles of triumph are circliug around tho
standards of the Republican party, while
the clouds of overwhelming defeat are low
ering over the banners of tho discouraged
Democracy. Will they over loarn the les
son these disastrous results teach? Never,
apparently, for their faces arc steauily
turned toward the dead past, and they can
never learn anything new there.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
A Rare Animal.

An interesting addition has been made
TO the collection of animals In tho
Baltimore Geological garden by the
kind OF deer has rarely been represented I'm
geological collections. II exists In Its Wild
state In the forests In the North, in Lithuania,
Liyonin, sweden and Norway, but Is fast dis
ton. with n body comparntlyoly short, II
Glands upon very long legs, raising II 10 a
height above the t2llest horse. Its neck Is too
going on its knees. II has largely developed
lipe, which assist In plucking the foliage OF
trees, OF which II Is worry fond. Its height 10
stil more increased by the large flat antlors
with which all the stags alike arc furnished
A doc has been In tho gardens for the past two
years.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
A Sim In the Face.

Even some Democrats-and probably
not few If the truth was known-are be-
coming disgusted with the plentiful lack"
of legitimate discussion and tho nauseating
amount of low-1ung abuse to be found in
Democratic papers in this canvass, and
some of them are crying out for something
beside billingsgate and baldeTdash as cam
paign pabuum. For instance, corre-
spondent sent the N. Y. World of yesterday
the following piteous appeal for something
better than he has been getting since he
invested in the World. Hear the poor
fellow:
10 me Editor Of ne VOID
should think your paper would praise up
lis own party more and not run down the Re
bupllcans 80 much. Itseems 10 me that the
Democratic party has no principles OF its own,
ana you therefore run down those OF the Re-
publicans.
Yours truly,
A CONSTANT READER.
New York city, Oct. 2l.
II has been said that the Democratic
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

AND still they come! The indianapolis
State Journal Of the 22d instant contains an
able letter from the Hon. jesse H. Reno, of
Owen County, in that State, renounciug all
connection with the Democratic party, aud
stating his determination to vote for Blaine
and Logan. Mr. Reno is one of the leading
men of Owen County. He has twice rep.
resented it in tho Legislature, and is an
AL man in every respect. His letter, is a
strong and convincing one, and will pro.
duce powerful effect in his section of the
State.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
INJUSTICE TO THE INFANTRY.
They Win the Prize at Richmond
Over the Other Companies, but are
Defeated by she Judges.

Defeated by the Judges.
Company d of the Washington Light In
fantry, under Captain Rose, went TO Richmond
yesterday to take part In the competitive drill
Of the Virginia Fair Association. The 1rsl
prize was $1,000. Tho following organlzi.
lions also competed;
Richmond Blues; Alexandria Light Iu-
fantry, Captain Mushbnck; Company A., Rich
mond GroyR, Captain l.. j. Dossieux; Walker
Light Guards, Richmond, Captain II. q. Jones
Company O., Guard OF tho Commonwealth,
Captain j. v. Bldgood. The Judges were Lieu
tenants T. II. Adams and S. 4. Massey, of the
Fifth United States Artillery, and Albert Todd,
ofthe Fourth Artillery, while Colonel Purcell
acted as timekeeper. Tho Washington boys
drilled better than any other company as far
as they went, but they d'd not get through
the fifty.one movements In the timo pre-
scrlbed. They wore repeatedly cheered. The
first prize, $1,000, was awarded to Company
b, Walker Light Guard, with 31-153 points;
second prize OF 5000 to Company A, Richmond
Gray q, with O 66-153 points; tnird prlzs OF
500 to Company @, Guard OF the Oommon on-
wealth, Richmond, with 3 1ll-153. The Alex.
andria Light Infantry, Company L, were
given fourth place, with 5 122-1b3 points, aud
the Washington Light Infantry last, with 4
1888 points out OF possible 10. Colonel
Purcell, when he announced the awards OF the
judge, said that the Light Infantry had un
doubiedly done best ms far as they had gone.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

THE New York Star says the enthusiasm
for Blaine in Indiana has reached the young
ladies Of that State--bless them-and that
they have formed clubs, and with their
torches and brothers and fathers aud lovers
form charming feature of the PROFESSIONS.
The Star laments the fact that those sunny
eyed missionaries have captured lots of their
Democratic lovers aud led them into the
Republican fold. Three times three for tho
Hoosier Republicanesses If there was any
doubt of the Hoosier State before, their ap-
pearance in the field has settled It's coarse
to certainty.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

The Cincinnati Enquirer says it has
never been convinced that General Robin
son was an unsatisfactory man to the Inde-
PENDENT Republicans" The CRITIC is
convinced that he was very unsatisfactory
man to the Democrats of Ohio.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit
Can be Cured by Administering
Dr. MalneA, Golden Enaniflc.

II can be given IN q cup OF coffee or tee with
out the knowledge OF the person taking It., eff.
fecting speedy and permanent cure, whether
the patient is n moderate drinker or an alco-
holic wreck. Thousands OF drunkards have
been made temperate men who have taken the
Golden Specific In their coffee without their
knowledge, and to-day believe they quit drink
ing or their own free Will. No harmful effects
result from It's administration. Cures guar.
anteed. Circulars and testimonials sent free.
Address, GOLDEN SPECIFIC Co.,
1856 Race ST., Cincinnati, o.
For sale by Il. X. Helphenstfn0, Eobtt House
Drug Store, ana also corner Fourteenth street
and Vermont avenue.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

WE trust our friends of the New York
Star will not hurt themselves whooping it
up for Cleveland! They ought to mode
rate their zeal little. Tho Star is one of
our best exchanges, and wo should hate to
miss its handsome, breezy, sparkling face
from our exchange table.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

TAMMANY has indorsed Cleveland
again and every time it does il, Cleveland
feels worse and worse over tho prospect.
And Tammany has to repeat the indorsing
every week, so as to be real sure that it does
indorse him. It is mournful.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
A Deadly Practice.

An English surgeon says that shaving is a
ueeuly prsctice, anu !, sIsauily tnaulgou ~
Hove that washing the face Is simply an indt
rect form of suicide. II is not therefore with
out reason that the tramp looks with noble
scorn upon these practices OF Degenerate
civilization.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

JOHN KELLY says it would not be safe
to bet that Cleveland will have 10000 ma.
jority in the city of New York Dear
dear-that is too bad Twenty thousand
loss in that one city! And Tammanx. "a in
dOrsed" Cleveland, too. What docs itMeau
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

If the Democratic clubs don't soil out
their torches, banners, &C., before election
day, they won't get half prlco for them.
GoiDg-going-gono!
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

GENERAL ROBINSON was elected Sccre-
taIy Of State of Ohio on his 57th birthday.
So old, and SO innocent and guileles3 If
it had been his s7th birthday jim would
have had $4,000 majority
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

THE Democrats will soon be able to sing,
with great unction and full understand
ing
"The melancholy days arc come
The saddost OF this year"
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

SOME benevolent New Yorker should in
form the Tammany people that Irving Hall
and the County Democracy are opposing
their ticket. They arc not likely to find
1t out otherwise
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

IRVING HALL, and the County Dem,.
Gratis, and the Mugwumps, and the Willy
wobblcs of New York city have all united
on one ticket against Tammany's nomina-
tions. And this, too is vanity
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

For sale cheap-a large collection of tat.
tered letters. To be sold because they are
Of no further use to the owners. Apply
after night MULLIGAN & Co.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

THEY do say Watteson's stsr-ey cd god
dess got blind drunk election night, and
has been in Cincinnati stationhouse ever
since Wattorson to the rescue
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

THE boss Democratic lie of the campaign
comes from North Carolina, and is to the
effect that q band of negroes broke up a
mass-meeting Of white Democrats with
IL, ~,
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

Concerning the Concord Philosophy" q
darby rhyme by W. II. Talbot, IN tomorrow q
HQtcheL is one OF the best efforts OF the gifted
author, Every one should read II,
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
To-NIGHr's ENTERTAINMENTS.

NATIONAL THEATRE,-Madame Janauschek,
in "My Life"
FonDs NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Sothern,
In "old Soldiers" and "Aunts Advice"
THEATRE CoM1QUE.- Harry Montague, In
"The Dude"
DIME MUsEUM.-A new programme aud
new curlositles.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
Friday, Oct. "a. 1884.

Government employees ana others
who nre leaving the city 10 vote, or
otherwise, can have "rhe Evening
Crific'' mailed 10 them postpaid for
10 cents per week.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

to open with, and fearing the coming short
season will leave us with more goods on hand
than desired, we shall sell and display our
stock at such prices that will make them move
ht once.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

FADEL x Sc BRO,
422-24 Eighth st., between d and E n. W.
CLOSE carriages for weddings, calls and ro
ceptions. Boarding and Livery Stable.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24
Dry GO0DS.
DISAPPOINTMENT!

We positively expected to get into our new
building by october 1st, but Will not get pos
sossion until the early part of next month.
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

nRAwING AND PAINTING TAUGHT BY
- Miss Kate Robinson; terms nodorate: heat
references given. Apply at 1872 Mass. ave. n. W.
d15f "
The Evening critic., 1884-10-24

"AsHINGToN SCHOOL OF PHoNoo.
w raphy and Type.Writing, 927 street. Reg
ulhr evening sessions from September IS, send
address for circular 10 ]. A. Whitcomb, prlnci-
pal. seGtf