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Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1884-02-01
By Universal Accord.

..YER'S CATHARTIC PILLS are the best
of all purgatives for family use. They
are the product of long, laborious, and
successful chemical investigation, and
their extensive use, by physicians in
their practice, and by all civilized ma
tions, proves them the best and most
effectual purgative Pill that medical
science can devise. Being purely veg
etable no harm can arise from their
use, and being sugar-coated, they are
pleasant to take. In intrinsic value
and curative powers no other Pills
can be compared with them: and every
person, knowing their virtues, will
ssmnlaE ~-them.- when needed. They
keep the system i'll perfect order, ana
maintain i'll healthy action the whole
machinery of life. Mild, searching and
effectual, they are especially adapted
to the needs of the digestive apparatus,
arrangements of which they prevent
and cure, if timely taken. They are
the best and safest phySic to employ
for children and weakened cOnstitu
tions, where a mild but cffcctual
cathartic is required.
For sale by all druggists.
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1884-02-01
v A r I EFT ES.

! Two boys quarreling: MY pa is a
/ preacher an will 60 to Heaven yes,
an my pa is d'ctor an c,n kill your
ole pa
A son of Erin cautioned the public
against harboring or trusting his wife
Peggy on his account, as he is not
married to her.
Yes says the Idaho man, Its
dreadful unfortunate that my gal got
| huggel by that ar bar. She's sort o
held me in contempt since
When asked what she had for din
ner she replied cold tongue And
he judgel by her manner that there
would be some of it left for supper.
Why was Eve a bad mother? Be
cause when she nursed her first baby
she raised Cain, and repeated the per-.
lormance as soon as she got Abel.
Mamma, what are twins made for?'
asked a little girl the other day. Her
precocious elder brother replied: SO
that cannibals may eat philol enas.'
Heard on the lake: Can that girl
skate? 4 think not Then you'd
better escort somebody else.' But
what shall | do with her?' 'Oh, Just
let her slide
Everything was going wrong in the
house. Mrs. Ramsbotham said she
should dismiss them all at one fell
soup 'Fm not she added, going to
allow my servants to ride slipshod
over me' --.---------
Mother: Il am afraid Mr.. Crisscross
is not serious in his attentions.'
Daughter: 'He is awful bashful. you
know but he's offering himself piece
meal. Last night he wanted me to
take his arm.'
'Ah it was a gale, said Mrs. Rams
botham; st shook our house by the
seaside, and couldn't help murmur-
i ing to myself, as I lay awake, the
words of the old song, you know, my
dear, Cease, Rude Borax.'
'One of these dollars is a counter
felt, ma'am.' How can you tell?'
Simply by sound. Just tap it and
hear how clear the genuine sounds.
That's tenor. Notice when tap the
other one. That's base
The newspaper foreman got mar
riage notice among lot of items head
ed Horrors of 1SS3,' and when the
editor learned that the groom's income
was only 81 a week he said it had bet.
ter remain under that head.
Mamma, the Fritz lets me no place
in the bed" No place: Will he Their
more than the half have?' That's not
mamma, but he wants his half in the
middle of the bed, and | must upon
both sides lie.'
May | ask for the loan of dollar?'
timidly inquired an impecunious ac-
quaintance of Blobson. You may, SIR
was the frigid reply, and if you hear
anything from that one | lent you last
Tuesday, | wish you'd let me know by
telephone
A lady having accidentally broken
her smelling bottle, her husband, who
was very petulant, said to her. 4 de-
clare, my dear, everything that belongs
to you is more or less broken True
replied the lady, for even you are
little cracked
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1884-02-01
4 EflFrt Etory.
A WIFE'S MISTAKE.

~ W III II ~ NJ lL) n Al.
Everyone Sald that Clara johnson
was toolishIv fond of her husband. A
nature as free from suspicion as her:
proved an uucorrupted ani lncorrup
table heart.
II was her custom in the long win,
ter evenings, when her hu> band, deep,
" engaged IN his business affairs, was
absent, To prepare for his return de.
ncious little supper, and then, quietly
awaiting his return, To dream over his
last words of love; for Clara was Il
foolish httle blonde, and certainly
loved well, if not wisely.
One evening she VS. surprised by u
visit from maiden aunt, who was
noted for gossip, and had heretofore
been very sparing of her visits to this
house of welded bliss. Alas, what
untold mlserles have resulted from the
venom OF the human tongue. Clara :
aunt on this occasion looked portent-
ouSlv dismal, and after few common
place rcmaks she launched at once
INTO The subjrcr. matter of her dis
course.
Nv I.,r. s.il sla i ,,,,os, rop
~, tE,allv ,nau.,a of whn,,s cong
'.' "a ,t s,1;,,, ","a ,ro,rT| 20 W. b.s
wa. =" - h,arI Wv as 49, ,x,raarJi,arv h.a,,,v
~ NaIan,n;saI'. N,ra ,ha IaaI no s,ar
Al the theatre:
F., - aoo,,,;.J / je,rIr low, tho
,Laa,ra Lnt Iiora HIM b.t,ar and
ca,|, ar;ov myseIr whom ba ! toiIing
far M.
.Rp, Iil Won meyer think i STRANGE.
s,;J nm, IL. .,ha Mr. Johnson.
vbnis 81 ;,np.ns.Iv rich shonld b..
raro.,I ~ y - an,L 80 harl> vi, spoth.r
wonar " w"nIi b. naJ with :usnjcion
.OT ANN LA" said the sensitive
.,I ., Lsr .,a. Ti,aI win ,ha tears
! cnnIJ rot sn.r.c, the husband |
'..,, r,,rr,.1 ,nI ln,.L.
.u..lr ,l,-,.-, ,,.,,,,,. ,,,, ,o,.,
- ,.,' - ~. n,ns, ,rns,,n,,
.I.,,i.,l.ar. .,.r ~, ,-n.t vo9
all ,,.,.ar l..,....,.,. ,,...-., 20 ,.,,,t of
'' ~ -,..a,
-,
'''F" ,a' % - '"e "'n"o" ~ 'e'
mouse IN ihdS"r' gazing ~ tue star
EN- o'sS'd heaven, Win a 'ashr 'er'i" (
'ot unr'sin'ss "h'ch she 'onnd II I'M,
p'ss'o'e 10 II tHsoh away. mere hau
been cases where LOVING ana i"i'hiuI
wives were deceived by those "hom
fhey Cherished as the incarnation q
: odn'SS. >Hr had read many novel
win fearful EYES "hereih those VINO
scented oes' ana noo''st proved o"se
aud VIE IN" An'"' IN her shot' eN,
pefeuce ol HE. 'ha' men we're IuToH
away oy lntiurnc's that they sF'sed
valulv t resist. All these thoughts
Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser. (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1845-1898, 1884-02-01
A Fable.

When the Quail on Toast was given
the Diner. he said: "lIa, ha my little
Quail, you'll make me Dainty Mor>el
now Don't be too sure responded
the Bird. Il am not u Quail at all; |
am an English Sparrow four years old,
and by rights beIorg to the Old La
dies Home The moral of this little
fable teaches us that all that gltters
is not quail, and that We never should
put our trust in cocks aud restauran
teurs.
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Your f,ther is entirely bald now,
isn't he! said an Austin man to the
son of Il millionaire. Yes replied the
youth sadly, I'm the only heir he has
left
Cattle are dumb beasts, but by get.
ting together in large numbers they
make themselves herd.
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Two boys quarreling: MY pa is a
preacher an will 60 to Heaven sYes,
al my pa is a d'ctor an c.n kill your
ole pa
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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
THE TURF AND DIAMOND.
OPENING THE SEASON AT
BRIGHTON BEACH.

Capital Racing over the Louisville and
Baltimore COurses-Yesterday in the
sDiamond-The New Yorks Lose Their
Grip-Scooped by Providence by Four
teen Runs-BOston Paints Philadel-
phis White.
The events in racing circles during the
past week have developed a deep interest.
The Brighton Beach season opened yes
terday under the best auspices. The
weather was hot and the attendanceHum-
bered over 400.
The sport began with five furlong dash
for all ages. with set allowances. Little
Airch won. with Plunger second and Knights
Templar third. The time was :00lz.
SECOND RACE-Was a selling race, three
quarters of mile. BOulotte won by four
lengths, with Marsh RedOn secOud and Mule
third. The time was l:lS14.
THIRD RACE-One mile. for all ages. Little
Fred won by four lengths, with Arsenic sec
Oud and Fina third. The time was l:45l<.
The days sport ended with a hurdle race
over a mile and a quarter and five hurdles.
Buckra led from the start to the finish and
won by twenty lengths, with Rochester sec
ond he the same distance in front OF Ike
Bonham. Harpooner fell at the first and Car
lyle 5y5s, at the fourth hurdle. The time was
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
AItmayer,s New BuiIdIng.

The MORNING News announced some
days ago the purchase Of the property on
the corner of BroughtOn and Bull streets
by Messrs. A. r. Altmayer & Co. Since
the transfer was made Mr. Altmayer has
been busy developing plans for the cree
ton of a magnificent four story, iron
front building, which viii be commenced
in August, upon his return from Europe,
whence he Will sail from New York on
Wednesday. The building will be con-
structed upon a palatial plan, the entire
first floor being occupied by the retail de-
partment. There VIII be but one main
entrance, on BroughtOn street, in
the centre of the build
ing. The various departments OF
retail trade Will be arranged upon a plan
similar to Macy's and Lord Il TaylOr's, in
New York. with ladies' sitting rooms.
waiting rooms, etc. The shoe parlOr will
be one Of the chief features, and will be
elegantly fitted and furnished. The di-
mansions Of the retail store will be 30. by
90 feet, affording ample room for, the
arrangement of goods and their examina-
ton by purchasers. The various depart
ments of millinery. ladies' furnishing
goods, gentlemen's furnishing goods,
shoes, the cloak and notion departments
will be located Independent of each
other. The second floor viii also be
occupied by the retail departments. and
will be reached by hydraulic elevator.
The autOmatical cash system employed
in keely's, in Atlanta, and the only place
in the South, will be introduced, with
other systems in use in metropolitan es-
adjustments for facilitating the business
of the trade. Mr.. Altmayer is one Of
SaVannah's most successful retail mer-
chants, and is backed by an efficient
manager. Mr.. Leopold Adler, who con-
ducts the business while Mr.. Altmayer
remains in New York in the capacity Of
buyer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
EreHities.

The City Court will meet tomorrow
morning al 10 o'clock for the trial Of cases
on the criminal docket.
Myrtle Lodge No. 1868, G. L. o. of o. F.,
will meet at their lodge room this after
noon at O'Clock, for the purpose of tax
ing part in the anniversary celebration of
Nj. SER Lodge No. 244l.
Mr.. ". J. Minis. to whom reference
was made in the MORNING News yester-
day. states that he has severed his con-
nection with the argus at Greenvile, :.
c.. and Will travel for a Georgia paper.
The Democratic Executive Committee
~ tn First Congressional district will
meet AT the Marshall House on Friday,
June s. at II o'clock d. NJ. TO uvIlue upon
the time and place for holding the conven-
tion to nominate candidate for Congress.
Messrs. Hoist & Co. cleared yesterday
the British schooner Busiris for st. John
and Black River, y. b., with 2,23T pieces
yellow pine lumber, measuring l3S,69l
feet. valued at S2,544 10, and 30 pieces
yellow pine timber. measuring II, 165 feet,
valued at SI39 80. Total value of cargo
S2.6S3 go. Cargo by Messrs. J. +. Nhea-
ton & son.
The Fruit and Flower Mission VIII meet
on Tuesday morning in the Christ Church
basement. between and II O'Clock, when
those having flowers to contribute will be
given an opportunity TO donate them TO
the sick and worthy poor. The Mission
viii meet hut once more during the sea-
son, and the ladies appeal for generous
contribution.
Manly Hanlev, a negro, was tried in
Liberty county Superior Court last week
on an indictment charging him with as
sault and battery, and on conviction was
sentenced 10 be imprisoned two years
with hard labor on the Chatham county
chain-gang. Hanley arrived at the jail
friday. and yesterday commenced to
serve his term in the Cuyler swamp.
The funeral of the late George Bein-
kampen took place yesterday morning
from the residence, corner Of Bull and
Anderson streets, and was attended by a
large number Of the friends and acquaint-
ances Of the deceased. The German Vol
unteers escorted the remains to the Laurel
Grove Cemetery, where the Obsequies
We're concluded by the firing Of the mill
airy salute at the grave.
4 grand concert is announced to be
given BY Madame NJ. Bouligny, at Ma
sonic Temple, on ednesday evening,
when Mrs. HAYNES. Mr.. Frank r. Rebarer.
Mr. Banks and the Synagogue quartette
will assist in the singing. and Miss Eva
Platshek. Master Eddy Conner and Mr..
Otto Vogel Will take part in the instru-
mental features Of the entertainment.
The programme VIII be varied one. Miss
Leonore Gordon Hussey will also appear
in recitation.
Rev. Alexander Harris, pastor Of the
Waldburg street Baptist Church Of this
CITY. was yesterday elected President OF
the Baptist State Convention (cOlOred
now in session in Atlanta. Rev. Harris
is one of the prominent cOlOred men Of
Savannah, and stands high in the estima-
ton of all classes. He has for a number
Of years been entrusted by the County
Commissioners with the distribution OF
the county poor funds for the relief of col
Ored people. His election to his present
position will be gratifying news to his
many friends.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
EeIIEious services.

Christ Church. johnson square. Rev.
Thomas Boone. rectOr.-The Sunday after
Ascension Day. Morning service and ser
mon at II O'Clock. sunday school at 4:3O
=. N. Evening service al O'Clock. On
Wednesday evening service at $50
O'Clock. On Friday Bible class at > .. m.
=. Johns Church, Madison square,
Rev. Charles H. Strong. rectOr.-The sun
day after Ascension. Morning service
and sermon ~ II O'Clock. sunday school
AZ 4 p m. Evening service At $3.50 O'Clock.
II. Matthew Chapel. corner Hunting
don and Tattnali streets. the Rev. Charles
Wright Freeland deacon in charge.-The
sunday after Ascension Expectation sun
day. sunday school at 8 80 a. m. Morning
PRAYER. Htany and sermon at II O'Clock
Evening prayer and sermon at 5 O'Clock.
on Wednesday. evening PRAYER and ad-
dress at : o'clock.
First Presbyterian Church. Monterey
square. Rev.J. p. Strider past0r.-Preach-
ing at II a. IN. by the pastor. No evening
service. Sabbath school at 4:30 D. m
Young mems prayer meeting alto a. m.
independent Presbyterian Church. cor
neT Bun and south Broad streets. Rev. /.
=. *. Arson. ID. D.. pastor Services to
day at II o'clock 4. m. and $ O'Clock p. N.
All are cordially invited to attend
Baptist Church, Chippewa square, Rev.
J. +. L. Holmes, misunderstanding by
the pastor at II a. m. and S p. m. Young
mems prayer meeting at 10 a. N. Sunday
school al 4 p. m. Prayer meeting and
lecture Wednesday at 5 p. m.
Trinity Methodist Episcopal Church.
Rev. I. I. Christian. pastor.-PraYer
meeting in lecture room at 10 am.
Preaching by the pastor at II a. IN. and :
2. m. sunday school at p. m. Prayer
meeting Thursday evening at 3 n m
''Forsake not the assembling Of yourselves
together as the manner OF some is
New Houston Street Methodist Church.
Rev. Geo. W. Mathews. pastOr-Preach-
ing at II a. m. and p. m. by the pastor.
Sunday school at 9:l5 a. m.
Second Baptist Church (colOred) J, Greene
square. Houston street.-The pastor. Rev.
a. Ellis, breaches at IL a. m. and p. m.
Subject for morning: AT Anchors" eve
ming: Flowers Sunday school and
Bible class at 5 p. N, Strangers always
welcome
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
CAUGHT II A wHIRLwIND.
The Fright Baby Cyclone Gave the
Employees at the Centrai hsilrosd

The Fright a Baby Cyclone Gave the
Employees at the Contra HsilFoed
shops.
About y O'Clock yesterday whirlwind.
carrying a cloud of dust and having the
appearance Of a waterspOut, extending
{ rom the earth heavenward. struck the
yard surrounding the car shops at the
Central Railroad. In one portion Of the
ward was a pile 81 lumber covered with
number Of old freight car doors to protect
the boards from the effects O. tue
sun or rain. When the cyclone
reached that ncoint it lifted the
doors and a number Of small pieces oil
Wool about one hundred feet nom .ne
ground. at the same tine carrying them
around in a circle fully twenty feet IN
diameter. One door was hurled within
few feet Of James O'Brien, the foreman of
one Of the gangs, and another was thrown
over car-shed nearly fifty feet high.
Mr.. O'Brien was frightened when the door
fell 50 close TO him, and for a minute or
two there was considerable excitement
among the fifty or more men in the yard.
Fortunately no one was injured and lit
tie OF no damage was done to the prop
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
Sporting Notes.

The Rome base ball club has made ap-
pHcation for admission to the State
League.
The second game between the Dixies
and the OglethOrpes win be PLAYED at
Base Ball Park tomorrow afternoon.
Sorakichi and Duncan c. Ross are to
Wrestle in New York on June ,. catch-as-
catch-can and japanese style, best three
in five falls.
There is no lack Of money for sporting.
purposes out West. The Chicago Driving
Park offers 1921 900 in premiums for trot-
ting and running meetings and the I'LL
nOis State Fair competitions.
Albert Smith. hacker Of John /. Sulli-
van, pronOuuces Duncan G. Ross, Of
Cleveland, a pugilistic fraud. After all
the talk about Ross meeting Sullivan,
when Smith arrived in Cleveland to ar
range for the match Ross slid off on a
challenge as athlete and wrestler, saying
nothing about boxing.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25

Myrtle Lodge. &. {. o. Of o. F.
Democratic Executive Committee.
Notice to Retail Dealers.
NOuce-J0hn J. Sullivan.
A bargain sale Of gloves at Platshek's.
Bargains at b. +. hchenna & Co.'S.
Crab Orchard Springs, Kentucky.
Rare opportunity for investment.
Base Ball Championships game
The Columbian, Saratoga Springs. y. 7
Notice.. Moran.
Large roOmy house for sale.
Save your Doctors bill.
Grand concert by Madame Bouligny.
Artists Material at Davis Bros.
The Bristol Hotel. New York.
Echoes Of the Panic-Gray & O'Brien.
Proposals wanted.
suite Of rooms for rent.
Furnished rooms for rent.
Desirable residence for rent.
Rooms on State street for rent.
Brick dwelling for rent.
House on Liberty street for rent.
Photographs. etc.-J. y. Wilson.
Child's gold pin lost.
Well furnI shed room 70 rent.
Care ~ d house wanted for the summer.
Board ana comfortable room wanted.
Position snted as travelling salesman.
lee house for sale OF rent.
keunehec -kuickerbOCker Ice Co.
Lake Haywood. Gage & Co.
N0tice-Germaine' New store.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-05-25
sAvANNAH's YOUNG ACTORS.
Benefit to Messrs Nein and Hanley on
Tuesday Night

The Louise Rial Combination. present
ing "a Lies At0nement'' at the Theatre
tomorrow night, has in its cast of players
two of Savannah's most successful young
actors, James Neil and Lawrence Hanley,
both prominent members of the Ford Ora
matte Association. Mr.. Neill has met
with almost phenomenal success in his
short career, and upon his return to Geor-
gia this season has been received with lit
ting honOrs. At Atlanta he was banquet
ed by his college friends, and at Augusta
on Friday night he was rendered a second
banquet by the members Of Alumnns
Omega Chapter Of the 5. A. +. fra
ternity. Mr.. Hanley left Savannah
last winter with the Silver King
combination, and in a short space OF time
has already become a brilliant young
actor. The play, excellent in its features,
will be made dOubly interesting by the ap-
pearance of Savannah's talent.
The sale Of seats for tomorrow night
promises a large audience, and on Tues
day night Messrs. Neill and Hanley Will
be given a grand benefit, when the house
will doubtless be crowded. The members
of the Ford Dramatic Association are act
lively interested in securing a large at
tendance, and are pushing the sale OF seats
as rapidly as possible.