New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-09-02
Tie TIKI or THE DAY.

This IS the time Of the year when Mr. and Mrs Grower
come back the city declaring that they have been In
amousy svndled all summer and threatening to expose
the summer boarding keepers But they soon get
mad hunting for flats that they forget all about their
summer experiences and threaten to 30 to Europe,
where they do these things much better. you know
short time ago Jones AMI Robinson dining ont
together Jones being of the iros abscntninded IN
diyduas IN existence. Quoth Robinson 10 Jones: say,
Old fellow. what 10 you thnF nan ashe' uy nv
other day whether your name was smith: healy'
answered the absent minded one; land was II r.
Whitehall Review (Loudon.
The Cook anil Houseaaid Is the name Of new period
cal started I'm Berlin It il to be the organ Of those useful
bat somewhat uncertain classes of domestics and ITS
main object viii be To abate the tyranny Of masters and
nsres,es IN thi. country the cooks and housemads do
all That with their tongues.
There isn't much fool for small talk in the Chinese
war. Chung 81 Tnge. II Hung Chang Kiang III and rec
chi II 40 MT ron Rllpy on me Ehsil'h t3hyile, u, III
addition. there ia the constant Difficulty of distinguishing
the o. the generals from the names or places
Philadelphia Press.
Zen Butler ia the heavy villain in the Democratic
comedy they say but. unlike the stage heavy villain lie
Will eventually knock the hero " the play higher than
kite.
"Herc" shrekcd the city editor what do Won by
this paragraph: fhc Common Councils the recipient OF
many complimentary remarks from ctIenS schef3ly
lust at present Don't you know that tAe 'ouhcll PAS
taken recess for month = Tina what I'm Tying
blush. Il Buffalo Express.
Some people in London are trying to nave law passed
giving each policeman at night biz dos as companion
and assistant Let the good work The next thing
Will be the passing OF law dispensing with the police
entirely, and getting the dog to do the work for
nothing.
Some mean person reports General Sherman saying
be found pleasure in kissing Boston girl II Is TO be
hoped the General didn't say IT, lie Somei times wears
spcctaclcs himself Louisville courer-Journai.
The London Times Of recent date deyotes nearly half
H. 1,,1 - Thy lam
Republican"
Harrison last Saturday told the people Of Belle
in Chicago. Mike and tie boys should demand an eX-
PLANTATION. Chicago Inter Ocean.
The wi- OF Bishop Spauding of Denver, COL, is ont
with appeal for st. Luzcs Hospital Of that city, which
= the only Protestant hospital IN Denver
There are some foolish women who wear the keys Of
The collins of their hu.gudS sort ~ neck ornament
says Pr0rcss The dear dcpartcdS latch key might an
propuatcly be worn on the same string halalpha
Call
The MDrcd Witness calls attention to the dangerous
custom Of steamboat racing the st. Lawrence, which
seems to be ON the increase
It's authorativclv stated that the Bishop OF Salisbury
has prevailed upon al last to rclnquiSh Ms see,
aud that he VIII give mp his duties a. soon aS some
ccclcsasc9 yestcnton at Portland is cOncluded"-
.thurchudn Ne"- York;
The Democrats are boastu- that Governor CleyelanGs
neck is thicker than but they don't say anything
about the condto OF his head
Wonc, i'm Washington have all gone crazy over trcyc
accompanied by their husbands. Dly brothers or men
friends. Tie dic,> worn j. WNaud"ly mHie OF DARK
shoe. and a blouse waist I'll perfectly modest and
sensible. London EchO.