The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-26

Rev. Harais rector of St. Mary's
church, Mitchell, will occupy the
pulpit at the Methodist church on
Sunday evening next, at which time
Episcopal services will be held.
"Why do you always stop at the
door with~every evening" asked
. Kimball mamma o. her daughter,
ale always presses me so, I can't
help it" was the truthful answer.
The Mitchell Band walked away
with the first prize at the tournament
at W%atertown, a fact pleasant to know
for Kimball feels as much interest IN
the Mitchell band as If she owned a
share in it.
Cornelius Miller has commenced
digging the cellar for his new resi-
dence near Tory Lake which will
be q good one. This makes the
thirteenth building erected this season
by Mr.. Miller.
What is . ship without a sail.
Adieu. my lover. adieu!
What's . monkey without a tail!
Aduds, my lover, a dude!
The Plankinton rink opens at I
p. M. and closes at 1880. The
Mitchell rink opens at $50 and
closes at 1880. The Kimball rink
opens at $3.50 to e:45 and closes at
1890 SHARP.
A quarrel between a man ly the
name of Bond and Fred Lamke in
Dorwart d Feiker's saloon at mid
night on Tuesday resulted in a lively
tight between the two beligerents in
which Lamke got his eye draped in
black and his nose spread cut.
A man who never told a lie, a
woman whose tongue never got the
better of her judgment and a man
who could publish a newspaper to
please everybody are the three social
white elephants which would be the
leading cards in the circus of the
world.
d. Warmers wind mill for his
new well on South Main St. has ar
rived and is being placed it position
this week. 1t is a Challenge mil
with a ~ foot wheel, considered b,
good judges to be to the best wind
mill made. Mr.. Warner will erect {
large tank at the well to hold til.
surplus water.
Every man, woman and child is {
politician down in Plankinton thi.
fall. A young chap down there
upon returning from a ride with hi,
sweetheart was asked where he hao
been. ooh out riding with a party
eyes" spoke in his younger brother,
IAN when l saw you, you was sup
porting your party enthusiastically
The Great question of the people
of Dakota is how can we reduce the
expense of fuel. The question has
at last been solved by the introduction
of the Great Fuel Saver, to be sold
only on trial, and is warranted to
save from ] to / Of your fuel. They
will be manufactured and sold bv
Smith Il Calta. For further partictu-
lars see tad" in another column.
The anonymous Young lady CORE
spondent of Cleveland, O., who writes
she knows of a fellow who don't even
wear a "duster' IL co%ntdentially in
formed that several other fair ones in
that wicked city have noted the same
popularity in him and have SO mott
fed us. We would advise her to
grease his feet to keep him in nights,
. remedy often applied to cats with
success.
Everybody knows how the sudden
ceasing of a band Of music or the
stopping of a train Of cars causes
remarks to be shouted out in a tone
like a locomotive whistle. Last Friday
night at the dance at the opera house
the band crashed out a few final bars
and suddenly stopped, when the voice
of a lovely little thing in red was
heard exclaiming "Don't my hustle
hang like q daisy"
The genial Parker Of the Cham.
berlain Register made his first visit
to Kimbali on Thursday of the fair.
Hearing Bro. King talk SO much
about Kimbali not having any water
he brought with him q small Jug of
Missouri river water, but upon his
arrival here and finding plenty of
it, he left his little Jug at the Graphic
Office, and went out swearing he had
always thought King lied sometimes
and now he knew 1t.