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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
A NABoB'S QUEER LIFE.

Pnssing All His Time I'm n Pullman In the
Chicago Limited Express.
Jules Verne would delight in Mr. Rich
ard Burden, the millionaire, who lives on
the Chicago limited express, To Phila
iclphia Times reporter Mr., Burlell said'
4 will tell you enoagh about myself to
satisfy the natural curiosity OF manklnd-n
passion that full respect. Twas born i'll
New York II years ago, aud was educated
at Columbia College, and then travelled
abroad for 10 years. | have business that
Yields an income Of $4,000. 1t is now so
thoroughly systemized that it manages it
self Yet have TO DC in reach for consul
ta,ion. Therefore | cannot leave the c2In
-. 49,. Am chiialess wiaowey an! nave no
home ties. The irregular life leu as :
Young man has utterly untitled me for the
quiet rest to which my years Of work entitlc
one, | should die Of ennui a county sea-
or watering place.
Il gave up my rooms at the Brunswick
two months sUo and engaged apartments
on this train Ny life is regularity itself
aud hone in lev months 10 thoroughly
overcome my unrest, 40 as TO be able 20 set
lie down on Madison square again. On thu
road rise. breakfast read my papers, &c,
my letters and dispatches, dine, sup and
finally 20 10 bed at the usual hours. 1t i, {"
delightful way Of living. The expenses il
.ridng-aoOut SIS day, or cry little more
han m, suite OF rooms at the hotel cost me-
indeed, regard myself as the discovercr Of
new pleas ire.
If you Keep it up long enough you will
rival Daniel Pratt the great American
traveller suggested the reporter, as the
train dashed over the delaware brid ge at
Trenton.
1T had not occurred TO me to make the
calculation, but travel over 10000 miles
month, or %, 600 miles year | shall 20
to my hotel tonight, meet some friends who
made the appointment in a dispatch which
received at Philadelphia. ! shall rise at
: tomorrow, walk over TO the train and
breakfast on board. Before noon of the day
following | shall be in Chicago. | shall
then lunch with a very agreeable lady at
The Palmer House about o'clock, and leave
Tor the East again late in the afternoon,
Dinner will be served in Indiana and next
mornings breakfast in Pennsylvania Ohio
gets the cold shake on the eastward journey.
Il beats Yachting to death"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
Every Day Thoughts.

1t is the sunlight from the human heart
or from the world that renders our lives
happy. What suiiices wealth, ease and
daily intercourse with friends, if we are dis
satisfied and discotented2 Can We CLEAN
peace from anger, or Joy from bitterness OF
spirit?
God sends us ten thousand JOYS, but we
will not stretch ont our hands TO grasp
them: and yet We grieve that our DAYS are
so inharmoDous our hearts are continually
going in and out, Is il were, of cell pses.
Yesterday jostles today and tomorrow car.
ries them both away captive. Oar moru.
ings are spent in anticipating the after.
moons, and our afternoons are spent in re.
GREETING our mornings. May God make rs
more rn'i"r' . live. More patience is
what y, advance our happiness
and the hapln;,s Of those around us. We
all in a sense depend upon each other for
our happiness Tenderness and attention
TO the outbreak OF panied heart will clear
our way more fully, and the fe!ing Of wrong,
desperation and disquietude would be
abated. Nothing draws US so fully and
tenderly toward person as their inquiries
after our welfere and our enjoymenis.
To know that our happiness is studied by
some unselfSh creature brings exquisite
pleasure-ifwe are not deformel by an un-
grateful selfshness.
This is not mere subject to dream and
write about; as our actions here tx the
nature of our enjoyment hereafter
It's the sunlight from the human heart
that renders true happines$-it is kind
words and pleasant deeds that make the
world bright and glorious
From the open portal OF Heaven come
charity love and faith; with these in oar
harst we can difuse kind words and do
noble deeds, aud from them CLEAN pure
hanniness
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
WHAT THE GIRLS ARE WEARING.

Velvet ,ibbon loops and bunch Of feath,
ers in front are almost the only trimmings
soon on round hats.
Dark green velvet hats with wreaths Of
institutions are at once handsome and
stylish for autumn wear.
A hat Of black straw for fall wear is orna-
mented with a golden pheasantand a tutt OF
green and ripe oats.
Chenille and ribbon embroidery is used
to enrich the coStliest evening dresses and
also for ornamenting bridal toilets.
Daisy rosettes Of narrow orange-colored
ribbon, with hearts Of brown plush, are used
to trim brown felt or velvet bonnets.
In Paris, dog collars are more than ever
worn around the. neck, and crosses aud
lockets are frequently attached to them.
Among the newest handkerchiefs are
those make with red and black borders, on
which are printed grotesque little imps in
colors.
The newest slippers for house wear are
made in garnet and crimson alligator, kan
CARGO or angola SKINS, which are durable as
well as soft
Little white Fittings are now put inside
the capote bonuets that are so fashionable.
They are OF fine white lace, and are very
becoming 10 most faces.
Black satin is very fashionable for street
and carriage costumes, and is especially
favored BY ladies past middle age. Chantilly
lace is used for trimming
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
WITH HEART BOWED DOWN.
detection az u Man Who May some Day b.
millionaire.

detection az u Man Who May some Day b.
II millionaire.
HugG.sd Is4syrdm.
Iua> early winter He WAS sitting upon
he curbSroue beside 9 broken water pipe
his head bowed in apparent sorrow.
My friend, what troubles you2' asked
tic gentleman who owned the house which
he pipe let mp TO. "l'ou seem to have
soue deep sorrow.
~ have indeed, replied the stranger IL
responding tone otvoice. "Noonc knows
how deep.
What is a. ar" you sick or is it som.
member OF your family
Neither sir.
You are poor and in hunger, perhaps?
"Oh, no. lam never hungry.
You are away from home and friends II
may be. In exile:
Worse than that, your honor, worse thar
that. ! am the most despised OF men. NJ
ono cares for ne. No one loves me. lam
sconcd and butlcted about by the hard un
feeling world Ny lotus more than ! ran
hear,
Poor man Who are YOU?
"A plumber, and came here to iiN thi,
pipe.
-.au tae sad mE6 YEARLY took mp hi,
tools and began his urrequited toll
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
HOME AND FIRESIOE.

Mating is used for screen panels. 1t
takes oil readily and is al effective back
ground for vines and flowers in outline.
A pretty hand screen may be made by
embroidering in silks AID gold thread over
the pattern printed on Japanese fan.
Good rugs for the bedroom may De made
Of a piece Of brussels or velvet carpet, with
worsted fringe sewed on each end or all
around it.
For crystallized ornament take twig
Of blackthorn, wind some loose cotton
around it, and dip it into no. water in which
alum has been dissolved.
A wall pocket recently seen had gilt
frame terminating in a Gothic top. The
body of the pocket was of maroon plush,
with moss rose buds worked in.
Glass baskets filed with white roses with.
ont leaves, with thick bordering Of maiden
hair fern, are very pretty when placed on
strip Of sea green satin.
A novelty in photograph frames is in the
shape Of a Gothic gateway, brickwork and
ornaments being alike carved in hardwood,
OAK, mahogany and walnut.
never put a uOl tEOu utiCClil uPOu STU
1t takes the life out it.
Pickles or vinegar will not keep in a jar
that has ever had any kind of grease in it.
Cream cures sunbUrn on some complex
IONS. lemon Juice is best on others; and cold
water salts still others.
To scour knives easily, mix a small
quantity OF baking soda with brick dust, and
see if your knives 10 not polish better.
Paint spots may be removed from any
sind of clothing by saturating with equal
parts Of turpentine and spirits OF ammonia.
Salt will curdle new milk; hence, in pre-
pairing milk pOrridge, gravies, etc, the salt
should not be added uutil the dish is pre-
pared.
To make blue ink.-Dissolve small
quantity Of indigo in little oil Of vitriol,
and add a sufficient quantity OF water in
which was dissolved gum arabic.
Hartshorn applied to the stings Ofpoison
crs insects wiIl allay the pain and stop the
swelling or apply oil Of sassafras, which is
better Bee stings should be treated in this
way.
Don't waste vour time securing your
bread pans; bread never bakeS as well in a
bright tin. Indeed, the best bread pans, if
one can afford to have them made, are OBJ
!ong ones made of Russian sheet iron.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
Curiosit:rs of"Good Times. %

People do some very funny things when
he" are drunk The other night | met a
noted citizen, wealthy and dignifed, coming
out Of a saloon with ham-bone, picked
pretty clean, which he was gnawing at with
drunken contentment. He had removed it
from its place after it had gone through
hard day on the iree-lunch counter. A few
evenings ago saw young gentleman on
kearney street with his necktie up behind
his ear, champagne cork, attached by.a
string to his collar stud, dangling gracefully
over his shirt front, eating with great earn
estnes corn from its native cob. When it
was all picked off he looked at it with tears
in his eyes, murmuring in low, pathetic
tone: THAT last corns gone, and drop
ped it reluctantly into the gutter, Damon
and Pythias came back to us in the two to.
pers going home in the middle of the night,
One ofthem slipped over a lew bank and
sank in mud up to his knees. The other
tried to pull him out, without avail Finally
both gave it up, and Pythias said
IL will not leave you here alone
He got in beside him and waited for day
light and asGood Samaritan.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
MIXED IT UP.
Tie nHsChIevous Telephone Girl Makes
More Trouble.
pbil1,fsiDbiI CAL

Ike Fh-fHitNOuS AtlepuOut VIII -'h"hO'
More Trouble.
PhRad,'phid Call
The girl had been asleep a long time
when somebody called. Looking at the
switchboard. she deserved that No. LII
was down, and leisurely raised the phone to
her ear, she softly replied
Hello"
Hello, ducky," was the answer, and she
made faces at the keyboard long time
before she paid any more attention to him.
Then she said:
you bald-headed old sinner! What do
you want"
"Dr; Highayer. No. 2,222'
Hello"
Hello, HighAYer! Ny wits is not very
well tonight. She has a severe pain in the
back Of her neck and complains Of a sort
of goneness in the abdomen"
Got malaria collie, | guess"
Il think so. What shall do for herr
Here the wicked telephone girl switched
on a machinist who was telling the owner of
saw mill what he thought allied his boiler
and the answer to Doldoodles question was
as follows:
Il think she's covered with scales inside
about an inch thick. Let her cool down
during the night, and before she fires up 10
the morning, take hammer and pound
her thoroughly all over, and then take a
hose and hitch it on the FIRE plug and wash
her out. wouldn't be surprised if she is
half full Of mud besides the scales. When
you get through, fill her mp with cold water
and build good fire under her, and If she
don't get hot enough to steam well in hal
an hour. III eat he"
The result is that No. LII does no
now speak to No. 1929, and Dr.. Highfyel
has had the telephone taken out OF nj
house, because he is no longer able to pa
rent for It.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
Fer Fsouc,s SAKE.

y a. -.
Pearls OF Alleged Humor Cast Before tho
Sunday Public.
= New York Mail and Express: She looked
at the waning moon and remarked:
How pale it is"
1T ought to look plale," he replied, with
the air OF man thoroughly conversant with
his subject at has been full for several
nights"
Rochester Post.Express "How old IS
Jour little boy p asked Mr.. Smith.
Ale is just six.
"No, amt" interposed the little boy,
am eight"
why so you are, of course; what am l
thinking sboutg
Il guess you must be thinking about the
street.cai conductor, pa,
Pntsburg Chronicle: why, jeremiah
Tarphly." angrily exclaimed Mrs. Jarphly
as her husband came trailing into the house
covered with mud and oil the other evening,
having assisted in torchlight procession,
where did you get that mud on you?
Been par.raiin, been par-radin', Martha
bats all. Patriotism, SINS. Jarphly.
patti chism. Al for love of country.
That all right jeremiah, but where did
sou &c, covered with mud? You're not a
candidate for the Presidency
What colonel is thaty' asked a stranger
OF Southern bsrkeeper.
You mean that chap who just went
out?'
Yes, that tall, handsome man. | sup
pose Of course he is colonel
That shows how little you know about
the South" returned the barkeeper. Any
body might see he is not colonel. He is
only major. Didn't you see him drink
Yes.
Well he only took three fingers. A
colonel takes four
Boston Transcript: Iohnhy was told he
might have half the grapes. When his
mother went to the cupboard she found he
had taken all, and left none tor his sister.
When spoken 10 by his mother he replied
Mamma, IL tell you just how it was.
When | had eaten half Of the grapes ! hap
nened to think that Id eaten up Oracle S
haf instead Of my own. was real sorry,
but then couldn't help il. Id given her
part ofmy half only they were so good that
they were all gone before knez IT,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
ON THE BoUDolR TAsLE.

Mourning paper shows some novelty in
the way of imitation Grape borders
Visiting cards for ladies are of medium
size and engraved in small clear script.
A black opal, set in diamonds, is one OF
the most beautiful of the snowy and ex-
pensiye designs in scsrfPins tor gentlemen,
Collars and cuffs of Irish point, as we'll as
Oriental and Egyptian lace, are in favor.
Many ladies buy their favorite lace By the
yard and use it for this. purpose, arranging
It as fancy may dictate.
A Japanese waste paper basket has the
top covered with facing of plush, and dec
GRATED with wide ribbon bow, half of red
ribbon and half Of gold tinsel ribbon, with q
large gold butterfly fastened to it.
A pretty whisk broom holder may be
made of an ordinary wooden frame about
one foot long, covered with plush and edged
with gilt braid. with pocket opening on one
side and with en- embroidered fruit in the
centre.
A new fancy is to wear handsome
brooch at the back of the neck. 1t is placed
so as to hold down the lace or silken fchu
and viii show TO good advantage. Very
large pins and earrings ere reported as
fashionable on the other side.of the water.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
A True LOVER.

when yiolets blue begin 10 blow
Among the moses fresh and grsen,
That grow the NOOdbine roots between,
take my violet out, and on,
Those cnnning yioietS SEEM 10 know
A sEeeter than Themselves in nigh:
They greet her with 4 heamiug eye,
And brighten where her footsteps 20.
When summer gloried light the glade
With gloss Of green and gleam Of gold
And sunny sheens in Soon and void,
ShelOVes 10 linger in the shade;
And sneh sweet light surrounds the maid.
That somehow, IL is lairer far
Where she and those dim shadows are
Ihgn where the sunbeams are displayed
when every tree relinqnisheth
Its glb OF green for sOmber brown,
And all the leaves are falling down.
While breezes blow with angry breath.
With gentle plying voice she saith:
F0or leaves wish you would not die"
And at the sound they peaceful lie,
And wear pleasant calm in death.
When winter fToSts hold LAID and sea.
And barren want and bleaker wind
Leaves every thought OF good behind,
look upon M love, aud she
From thral Of winter set me free;
And with sense Of perfect rest
lay my head upon her breast,
AndtNenty sauDscT shine Tor me.
J. 7. BURTON
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
salvation Army Titles.

The other morning Maud aud were
coming out OF a shop near Oxford circus,
when a woman in Salvation bonnet
tdoes it not sound profane?) handed us a
DIT of paper. 1t lies on my pink blottiug
paper now, and deeply out-blushes it, as
well it may. II contains an announcement
Of a demonstration TO be held, conducted
hy "Commsndsnt' H. Booth, assisted by
certain staff captains, stsf.lie1tenants and
sergesnt-msiors." Among the attractions
OF the evening are announced as speakers
"Jscko, the Transformed Giant, the Would
be suicide; Moggie. the Camberwell thu
Wonder; Bill Bray, Tommy. the Tramp
and the Onc-eyed Prophecies.
There! what galaxy!
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
OCTOBER DAYS.
BIE;.,oo, iMerio5a.

BJ4isf7r, IEseTIo5l.
When clear u-iOber days
Pour n,Ii their vine 90 astill Joyous earth.
The sun. With tempered spiendor, sheds his raTs.
The late birds Oh the woods With notes Of hiEIni
The uinss are chanting Low .BOlian straia>
That charm the listening plains.
The leaves, all sOlden-hueB,
Come falling, isIiing where the vest Wind sishsi
Nc, vet the ericsson Treasures Of tho wood,
stfpun by the north wind, cbzru ne eht!iTeni
eyes,
20, on the tanks WHERE May ao-eS lately gfsFi
BJccms. love, the haressil blue.
There blue the river feSs,
Ry paiuteti tree on trsBks Of taSssy sTcsH.
And. sziutIy still. on yon fair hill rrP5.e
fSesr iarrns af thJse ~hD bless the 'aod un<een-
Yet scar the sarresi s~'aslsrse Hhere they tSeii
uf what we iaT-i - Se4L
JrLiA SoESs 5TiczsEf.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26


With every diseess imaginable foe IL
last three yeara Our : esr
Druggist, T. ]. Anderson, recommending
"Hop Rttsrs" to me-
used two bottlesl
Am entirely cured, and heartily recon-.
mend Hop Bitters to every one. J. u.
Walker. Buckner, No.
write this as q
Token Of the great appreciation I hateo
your Hop
Biiters. Twas afflicted
With indammaiory rhesmstism!"
For nearly
Seven years, and no medicine seemed to
do me any
GooG,M
Until tried fwo bottles Of your Hop Bit.
tiers, and 10 nv surprise am as we'll to-day
as ever was. hope
"iou may have abundant success
In this great anu
Valuable medicine:
ANYONE, wishing to know more
about my cure?
eau learn BY addressing me, Z. ~
Williams, 1903 10Th street, Washington,
II. I.
II consider your
Remedy the b.st remedy In existence
-Cssp,diaf
And nervous debility. have just
Returned
From the south in fruitless search for
health, and find that your Bitters are doing
me more
Good
Than anything else
A month ago was extremely
"Emaciatedlm'
And scarcely able to walk. Now am,
Gaining strength! and
Flesh
Aud hardly day passes but ~ha, l am
complimen,ed on my improved appearance.
| ard il is all due to Hop
Bi;ters J. Wieklifs jackson,
-Hiiminyton, Del
sg-None genuine without bunch Of green HOPS
on the white label. shun all the vilc, poisonous
stun with Hop" or "Hops" In their pams
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
TOO FLY.
s.. LOniS Pod-pi5PIitH

81. LoniS POIi-Di5PI'sn
It'slittle, but oh, my!
The fly.
II settles on my nose, your eye.
IL enters in your ear, so sly.
You make grab. You william, die
Its buzz derisiVe seems TO cry;
Not !.
Pm ayI
No ono so much abOmina!eS as l
The ly.
ItEoSries me 50 much il makes nae sigh
IL haunts my very meal from soup 10 pie.
But sOuragel The sweet by and BY,
Wilihring the winter, when the ny
Will die
Or
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
WHY MEN POSTPONE PROPOSING

There's nNop rnlpg 'moncst the many maids,
Who'd Iundly hoped To marry
UeiOre thu frost had scared the blades,
RecauSc their suffers larry.
They think Is strange, and cr'iel. too.
That spite OF mild suggestion,
The swains who rrallv ought 10 wOI
Refuse 20 pop the question:.
The rrsSon thoy delay Is piLp.
ui politics they Fr heediu;
The great lemRad et this caalpsIsn
Their presence renders necitul.
They seek thr .ragraa: barbecue,
And pTance ia snEe procession
They cheer until their ,hrnAts are blue.
And !scc> lack expression.
They deem those dutcs greater than
The sweet, al loves communion.
r. ausc they iohdlr think they cNn
Protect aud save the MON.
Thp men who fight will betbr Won
The mAt> should This remember
And pTtIioIlc NNspls viii d.
Their popping III, November.
III ~.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26
A FAST AGE.
An incident Going to show Raging
Evil.

Evil.
Erehdn1e.
Come here, Lucy" said an Austin farm
er to his elever-year-old daughter, who was
chsmping gum drop, and rocking her doll
to sleep; come hither. girl.
She came.
I've notion to box your ears for talk
ing to Tom Jones over the gate. What DO
you mean by flirting with the boys?'
PA, We were not flirting. Bye o baby!
Now you go to sleep, dolly, like good little
girl. No, father, ours is no frivolous firta
ton
Il suppose" said the father, giggling at
he idea, you are engaged.
mo, We are not engaged; but pa, you
might aid us in carrying ont the desire OF
our young hearts 1t would make US so
W ant to get married, do vouf
"Oh, no, we were married two months
ago. A divorce is what we are after now.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-10-26

have had ;Jv rNai, is Ior nine mon IA, Abodi
niue nour l. Egu sypl ID 10 doctor near boston.
Nl1 bcTed -. bat ortuDatey had IN leave.
',ui "OuiILued tskns a.. medicine for nearly three
~, nthS, tut he dis-a'e did not Ieave. ] saw Mr.
grIsn!rrs letter W ibc Philadelphia Rsoori, and
hl> perfectly D. ScFihN niue. tried the CvrI-
CCRA RENEDir~, using two bottles REsoLvESr. and
'l rIcURA apd cwri,vgN SOAP In proportion aud
,allmy',ll completely luTej.
l. +. BARNARD.
WATERFORD, n. j.
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ECZFAIA TWENTY YEARS
REST tpE ANYTHING.

Having usrd your Crr,'vRN REHEDIEs for eigh
tom months for letter. ETh finally cured n, al
sHSiuts 10 get II 10 sill Gu commission. cen recoiu
rnvrd il h,.yord sny remedies have ever u-ei 10
letter Burns. cuts, stc In tact, IL Il the b.St melt
cine have ever lrisd toT anything.
Y. s. HORTON.
MNVlyr Mise,
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GOSSAMER GARMENTS FREE!

To introduce Happy Days" our new l6 page II.
lurTaied Magazine, wc will send free 10 any lady
sending % cts in stamps for months subscription,
two Ladies' Pull sized Waterproof GoSsa-
mer Garments with catalogue of other rubber
goods, provided they will show them TO their friend,
and induce other salcs. Address
PUBS. HAPPY DAYS, HARTFORD, CONS.
auat
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SCRnEiIniIS SOREl.

hid a dozen lad srrc, upon my body, and tried
I'll emedis, rolld hear NJ, and nj last tried your
CuIIIlpN REM pihs ard hey have cured me,
JSO GASkILI.
HEnEoN Tw,YrR CuyNrV, PFNs.
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Every ,pccitS ol Itching, Scsly, Hinply, Scro'u
lous Inherited aud Contagious liumoTs. with Lose
Of Lalr, cured ny CUTlrUIA REsoLvrNr the nrw
gloOd Purifier internally, anil CUTIcuE, aad CvrI
CrRA so,r the grcat I'm Hires externally,
Sold every0hSIn Inc, CUTCVtE,, N cents.
SOAR, * cCgLs' REsoLvr>r, a.
Potter Drug aud Chemical Co., Boston.