New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-08
JrDqgrNr on HOT MEXICAN Disc
From The Artansaso 7rauei'sr:

Froya The Arkansato Trdueilsr. -
Some time ago Colonel Milbank visited Mexico
and mon ret1rti,pr declared that the Me1lcGns are
the only people in the world who know how 10 COOK.
WHY" said he 10 his wife ther dish on cheely Is
excellent You take a handful of bird peppers. mix in
htte meal and stew EN- up OF course 't- not am 10
especially With stranger, seems TO be composed Oh
three parts fire and one part torment Dut aItef man
get used 10 T. why there's nothing that mas such
Tendency ~ promote digest ion. II undoubtedly pro
ms lilo keeps the mind active. and tends toward
general promotion OF good feeling. l have brought
home SAX uf those peppers and at every meal aIler
this / shall expect my tavOrite dish :,
Bird peppers entered into the ColoneIs daly dlet'
No one thought of sharing the dish with HIM unt sew
eral laws ago when old Uncle Sam blackamore, OF
Red Fork township 70 the city and called at the
Colonel's house The old man. while at dinner, noticed
the host Dipping into what appeared to be cooker
tomatoes. and during an animated discussion INTO
which the subject Of literal place OF torreh' III nc
world 20 come entered strongly. be reached over anu
brlUe,l himself 10 a spoon fl Of -tewed pepper:
Nav - said the old fellow lifting good sized blaze
on the pon of his knife and holding II near bis mouth
until he should reach q semicolon. | am little quar-
in u,v belief and don't hesitate to say that the WICKED
viii 'e roasted like possum
he dropped the knife wiped his tongue On his c2a'-
sleeve aud. without speaking. he hauled on WlIh
sauce Dot . and In cked the Colonel down ne
Conuci being rescntt and impetaous. arose ana as
couraged old Blackamores familiarity by hdihhS US
ravoritc dish into the visitors frank and open couhte
nance A hand 70 hand encounter en-ued' resulting II
t defeat of the Colonel aud the suhscquen arrest NJ
the Old man The taken to court ana REC y!
Justice If the peace luIist "hoSr r. W
chances o. fall under the severe gaze oil Juse WIZ
knows the law. a.,
When he LAWYERS had closed their arguments, the
old Justice xii oil a horschy with paper cutter anu
s1I -,
&" This court il ready 20 deliver it, opinion. The
court holds that the defendant had right 20 visit The
land of thp Moufctuma. and Cortezcs and that while
hcro hid perfect right TO form taste for the dishes
prepared hy the inhabitants of that country Inns
court fur brruure nolds thai the defendant had per
icc right 10 prepare the di-h and eat it under the
American dag in other words he had night ." put
d. lu hi- table
Then / understand said the LAWYER for the
plaintiff. " that You have decided in our favor
Just wait # You please, until this court has con
rlrI.d Che decision IN order ~ Doe thoroughly pre-"
plrd t. jud e the case wisely, THE court ordered ana
ia. Ted .ampc Of the stun brought lfom thc drpraycd
land of the VI Iutelua- and Chi. court g. prepared 70
.a, that . man vino wouldn't knock a irilo" down ipf
placing such o hidden mine of explosive coWp'uhi"
vi lun his reach. ought to break ont WIN I' hrlu'
r,sh and hc dcnri' cd Of The night ~ suffrage Hi-
court would udyi,, the plaintiff to keep ou' of ilc de
cidaut- Nav but sill saF that o. ia" defendant d"u
Zach Lu. and maui the eternal pilrn oui of us 81. p"
sten bee Nl liy himself liable Oh huc and the odlih
Of being considered a blamed fool By this court