Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-07-22

AMEMBER Of the labor party can generally
be distinguished BIZ his exertIon TO keep from
working.
TIE bones Of a Minnesota woman have
turned completely TO chalk. New fQ@kers
think she must have lived on pure or<nge
county milk. ''-8orristoarn Herald.
"HURRAHrs yelled a Chicago street boy the
other night. sshere comes q torchlight process
sionri s.6et Outr said a companion. con-
temptuousIy: .'thatas the TAmmany Hall dele
gates going home to bed-'-BErtia9F0B kFee
Pres.
ANoNG the regulations Of a newly-formed
church among the Zulus in South Africa was
the following: No member OF this church
shall be permitted to drink the white mans
EfTss' Or native Deer nor 'o4'A : =" - -
MRS. SYMPERsON is quite young woman,
and Is the mother Of 4 precocIous little girl
There was company at the house few even
ings ago. When bedtime arrlyed MIS-. SYM
Won to 20 to bed.n i don't want 10 90 10
bed" s'BuG you must. Don't yOu know all
the little chickens have gone to eeds les,
but the old hen went TO bed with them."-
Texas SJfiags.
As the legend goes. a traveller on the
old Milford turnpike in Pike county, Pa, one
day. after travelling long way without see
ing 9 human face, stopped before hut, IN
front OF which q man was making an eXcaVa-
ton in hopes Of finding enough earth 10
make little garden. The traveller remarked
on the apparent poverty IN that part OF the
world. Now see here. stranger" said the
man who was digging rocks. Il am not so
dern poor as You think | am. don't own
but half acre Of this here land. "-Ba11al0
Express.
BOB TOoMBs says that Memminger. the Sec
rerarv of the Treasury. was q very economical
public servant. He hired negroes 10 print the
Confederate currency. and paid them Tor
their work by giving them the use OF their
presses TO print for themselves az night. In
81 ind Ni1rl IN
had a superior in q maA who hired negroes TO
gather drift-wO0d in the Colorado river after
the war, and pile it up IN his yard They
boarded themselves and he paid them half OF
all the drift-wood thew collected. which drift
wood. of course. was Just as much their own
as il was his. The delUded darkeys called this
working on shears totally unaware OF the
fact that they were furnishing the woolf0r
~ RI IL Il ~ IN TrrTil zk l5 ssz[--zs-
Then fling your petty cares away,
Believers in immersion!
And take your family-ta1e day
And Join in cur excursioni
Attend our bible school, we prayi
Without undue covercion-
You viii return refreshed, and say
we venture the assertion
That you have not had such a ray
OF joy-since your conversion
30. boy. with eyes Of azure blue,
And ringlets rare OF golden hue,
Is IT your parents poor TO aid,
That thus thou toll with hoe and spade:"
20. mister. will tell you true
Why thus early dig and late
I'm hunting worms for fishing bait"
GROVER has letters. Thomas has Shelters.
Cleveland has 9letters. Hendricks letters
Is Is
These two ffteens viii be counted in. and
they viii amount TO more than the Is Of 1916.
which was divided and stood 70 5. and the
decided the matter against Hendricks, but
cuadruple viii rebuke them. thus
The Roman numerals in Grover Cleveland
are
D=500
Coo
2Ls=I10
avs TO
10 and plus Is
The numerals in Thomas Hendricks are
M=l.000
D. 500
c. 100
l.
1901 and plus plus Is
Each Of the above contains one and ones,
making each again equal TO Switch as sure
fate viii predominant. and as there Is but
one 4 in Cleveland and one in Thomas. the
middle letter OF Hendricks name undoubt-
edly stands for Al, to which class both eandi-
dates belong, and they viii friumphautly
carry the ship OF State into port next N0Tem-
Der.
In Grover and Thomas are six letters each,
And in Cleveland and Hendricks are nine.
Which suggest that the Muses. lesson would
teach.
When these figures we rightly combine.
Eight wears ago it was seven to eight,
This year il Is six plus nine.
But the last fifteen, am happy to state,
viii rebuke the weak and time serving
eight.
Which are found in the uppermost line.
-Hst0 York Herald.