The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-30
~ WOMEN AND THINGS.
obort Fashion, with a
Bl's sr;nkling Of Harmless
Mirth.

ash" is In Paris
menae and diminutiye collars
l. alike fashionable -,
J chs only large thing aboat the
Lost style of spring bonnet IS the
MA San Francisco sma boy, too
natient TO wait for the run
D pan, steal canned peaches.
1 r.r5inaI McCloskey has com,
,.rsd MS seventy-fourth year. n o.
y: born in Brooklyn on Marcn ~
!. :.Da.or Vance declined TO draw
fSr his private sec'etary' VINO
4: own son. Post this IN a con-
r.yas wedding Notice-Bob Nc
I'D and Sue Mitchell have de
20 DS n slide down The celar~docr
,sa hand In hand together.
H. latest advices from abroad
lI that white stockings are again
i beiSht of fashion, but here, as
=, they are only in demand In
. Texas man fell out at a fifth
~ window the other day and lit
wy E,s mother-in-laR. He was al
-, considered one Of the lucklest
I'm in the State.
I. hound volume containing nine
IN autograph letters written by
ZION SCr 10 his mother during the
o:ars rO9-11, was sold recently In
\ ondon Tor e2S3 1Os.
New Hampshire woman has
Lorn one pair of earrings day and
llpbt Tor forty years. No record Of
! CONAN vel. who has worn enc
llnnet for forty years.
1Gecrge L. Perkins, a venerable
st2en Of Norwich, Conn, has car
h in his pocket for seventy.elght
4as the same silver bali dollaf-s
StIe feat not often done Ii this
s.9rld.
Mark Twain, whose "Gilded Age"
8. been so great a success, proposes
Rtry his luck with another play.
dramatization of his own book,
he Prince and the Pauper, will
Produced before long.
6eOrse William Curtis declares,
zmOrOu-ly, that the New York
s4a,gGer doesn't want opera-he
snts an opera box, and that he
ze not 90 IN the least to see the
3thts on the stage. but to see the
hsr opera box holders.
Steele MacKaye has invented a
&afs chair which is said TO be
INJECTION If the gentleman would
{ bow turn his attention to a con-
4GNaee By which short men, seated
thhhithe feminine hat, might see
J be sage. his name would be a
EaehOld word.
Hear how London correspon-
mt speaks OF Minister LoWelfs
Eife, the gyest American beauty: |
She is fine looking lady |
\ middle age - not the |
bin, puDy, typical American wo-
ban one sees abroad, but an almost
English woman of we'll developed
suportions, with an agreeable smile
4: I'd pleasant voice for evetyboly ."
Lieutenant Danenhower is repor
p to have won his wife, as Othello
Id, by bis thrilling tales Of his
most disastrous chances. He
tNt met her during his lecturing
bur, and afterward in private mar
pied his adventures in the Arctic
as, and so gained her heart as well
her ear. But, then. many a young
fonan has been won merely by
ldlciOuS dispensing Of ice cream.
DIDN'T SEE HER.
well, what do you think of the
Peat Sarah Bernhsrdt ?" asked q
fdy Of her husband on bis return !
Tom the theater.
u don't know what to think" he
piled; 81 didn't see her."
Didn't You go to the theater, IS
l9u expected the asked.
I'm, yes; | went to the theater.
l forgot to take an opera glass. :"
BE WENT IN.
3, they were standing at the front
l."Wou't you come in the p.rlor and
i.a little While, George, dear?'
s s.So no. [ guess not,S replied
1ssT1fgle, hesitalingly.
sT wish you would,' the girl went
/. Its aVfully Lonesome. Mother /
y gone out and father is up.sta;rs
taaalng with rheumatism in the |
I, 10th legs ~ asked George.
les, both legs."
men III come in little whiIev
~lade!phia Call.
TIE CHARM OF LIBERTY.
s ,Se magnet which draws the
t SSnu away from home is liberty.
1. iue club ne can wesr his hat in
fr atSSuSe; can ting himself at fnII
j VIM ~ III ;ne lounge; can smoke;
I6, fi1ps MS muddy feet on the m At |
I,m mug tae mud into the resd;ne
- "a and no Questions asked: he
iesu Puck or Paradise Lost: can E
a ne is sociabie, or kee . still IF S
4, tited. Many wives will moo
b.. 'ns place to wear hats ia out of
49, mat chairs were originalIp ,
s oS 10 set firmly on four Iggs. 8
ca93imnsys should have a mono :
lsi W smoking; that feet should | {