The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-01-04

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pearance all that could be desired-six
feet long, wide in proportion ; upper
lip heavily protected. Habits, grega-
riou.; affections, boundless, and con-
trary to the usual law of physics, can
exist in two or more places at the same
time In all their vigor in fact, if he
has a fault, it is that he is little too
comprehensive in his affectiOns-lacks
concentration; the last stroke of Gu
pid's dart is the one that pierces him
the deepest He, too, is little back
wari in the society of ladies, but is
gradually acquiring more cOEfide Ice.
| No. 8. Bashful o. 3. Personal ap-
pearance attractive. Medium size,
curling hair; caressing moustache; An
ME Lawrie voice; earnest and cOntid-
ing in conversation but don't be fool
ed-he don't mean it, inclinations
strongly domestic; habits good !;
smokes before, after and between
meals; you will have to come little
more than half way, but after that
don't bank too much on his bashful-
ness; swears little by George, other
wise morals unquestiOned. Don't ask
him to any entertainment until you
are satisfied beyond doubt that it is
strictly within the bounds of propriety.
No. 1. Bouncing o. B. Five feet,
ten, all wool and yard wide; person.
al appearance immense; voice ditto;
walk ditto. He has been ikened to a
lion, and We have heard it softly whis-
pered that he is in some respects like
bear. On first acquaintance he is a
little backward; on second acQuaint-
ance he is not so backward; on third
acqnaintance-well, try him and see.
Habits first-class. He, too, in the
long run is little too comprehensive,
but not so much so as No. }; he gets
clear around-but only one at time,
and he drifts back ''tO taw' pretty
regularly. Unlike No. 8 he don't have
to be coaxed. just give him a chance
and room-nOt much room either.
He is waiting To embrace the first OPP
portunity; widow preferred.
No. ). Imported o. B. Late arri-
val; cannot fail to please; complexion
light; mustache CONNIE IL Jdut; burn
sides incipient; gives general jIst-hop-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. impression; reg
ular old batch: smokes for company;
likes cats: inclinCs to think women a
necessary evil, but is open to convic-
ton; dOsn't believe much in changing
names; doesn't think there is much in
a name, in fact; open To conviction,
though approach him judiciouslyi
don't leave auy of your back hair on
his shoulder; he is particularly deli
cate on that point.
No. 6. Ladies' man par excellence;
personal appearance progressing, lit
tie Blanched out OF late, but recover
ing; little. but Oh, my, CONVEX
satiOn confidential; says good
many thirgs he doesn't mean-to say;
affections abundant and transferable
on short notice; regular and frequent
in his devotions, but changes sanctu-
airy often; speak soon.
No. :. Earnest o. b. Personal
appearance ingenious; rather long but
not very wide; chronic mustache and
occasional attacks of burnsides; full o f
what Mol calls the missionary spirit"
he resembles No. , in comprehensi We
ness and capacity to take in several at
a time, but otherwise he is very muck
like No. 3; you would be inclined to
think him backward, but just give
him little encourage ment and he Will
rush in "where angels fear TO tread"
habits perfect; is inclined to leave at
8 O'Clock, but if the matter were put up
o him in proper shape would stretch a
point; morals unexceptionable; will do
to tie to; is beyond a doubt the conf
ming(s) man for somebody.
Nos Incorrigible o. b. Personal
appearance stylish dress elegant =;
mustached invulnerable money
won't touch him; beauty pleads in
vain; love can't "faze" him; he is a
bargain, though, and if You strike the
right lead, will prove profitable prop
erty.
No. 9. Comic o. 3. Personal ap-
pearauce bright; temperament; ardent,
constant as the polar star; spoken for;
hopeless case; needn't apply; not for
sale.
No. 10. Legal o. r. Physique am
pie; head Wehsterian; smile ehild-like
and bland; stays in his shell a good
share of the time, but comes out under
genial influences good serviceable
property; Missouri purchaser prefer
red; possession given at once; title
good; all prior claims released.
No. II. Willing o. B. Physically
nice; young for his age. and lots of him
for his size upper lip protected but
easily accessible; habits straight; al.
! fections accommodating.
No. T. Anxious o. b. But the
compositor is yelling "head hinl off, "
and We must desist. Our list runs up
| to twenty-one aud every number ID a
prize. For further particulars we are
under the necessity OF asking person
al call at this office.