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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10
BeB'S BACK SET.

Bob Ingers Il tells, in private
though, q good story at his own tx
pense, but one which we see no rea-
son should not be enjoyed by the
world at large.
1t Sc ms that while Tngersoll was
In Cleveland coon after his SUCCESS.
rul light for the Star Reuters, a sort
OF anti-t0bacco crusade had cen
started in that city, and well
kno Wn Boston scientist was deliver
Ing nightly lectures against the use
of the soothing weed. The speaker
Invited others to argue the question
with him. but although the smokers
were largely in the majority, tie
Boston man b d invariably proved
too clever for the Geba era biorght
ag ainst him.
Awaiting themselves of Ingefsylrs
presence, some Of his friends begged
the great orator to take up the cud-
gels IN behalf of the tobacco users,
which he consented to do, more in .
Joke than for any serious reason.
That evening the hall Was
damned. aud when the prohibitions
ist requested an answer to his argu-
mepts, Bob solemnly arose and said
hat he would reply to the state
ments OF his ell quent friend by the
relation of a single incident. He
said:
81 was once attending to mining
case in one of the widest and most
iawless regions OF Utah. A murder
had recently been committed by a
notorious horse thief, and a COM
mittee of local Vigilante5 were
watching for him at every cross
roads. Just after nightfall l was
riding back to the town from the
mine, mounted on white horse.
rhe VigiIantes had received infor-
nation that the desperate in ques-
tlon would pass that very road the
same evening, also riding white
horse The posse had smbushed
themselves In some chsparral, and
a. came down the oiidle path thsy
got ready to fire all together, for
they waste no ii re on trials in that
secul0n.
"Entirely unconscious that half a
dozen shotguns we're sighting my
shirt front. I stopped my hor e,
struck a match and proceeded TO
light my cigar. Thinking that the
light would give them a still better
mark TO shoot at. the concealed
party held their fire for second, In
that second the blaze Of the match
reflected On my features, revealing
they were not those of the m n they
awaited, and, stepping out on the
road, they congratulated me on my
narrow escape. And so, ladies and
gentlemen, if I hadn't had the good
fortune to be a smoker, | wouldn't
lie here noW.'
sand you call that fortunate? p
grimIy asked the anti-tobacco lee
tuger, after the applause had sub
sided.
"Wasn't it?' inquired Bob with 1
plaintive smile.
II don't see it," Numbered his op
ponent. off it hadn't been for tina
miserable cigar, there would be ons
lawyer less in the world"
And amid the roar that followed
the deliverer of Brady and Dorse.
sat do wn, completely knocked ont il
one rounds. F. Post.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10
Powder top down hot stove until heated then remoVe the
ESAHs cover, and smel-*AAAONA
ruE truth from GREAT MEN.

nm pRIGE CREAM BtKG POWDER does ana oos no
D CIRCLES in which used with the poisonous Am
onters into the composition Of the "Roya and "Pea
% WithaHs. NJ. M. D., University VI Dulao ~ pot
P D. If cirv Of New and University OF June Isf
81 find that Royal contains Amnona ine use " ' s
wr0ng pREs CREAM BAKING POWDER does not contain *Amm
rrpTE G. HOWARD NJ. SC Profssor OF Ohe SlIy osans 0A
Co' pPF;S CREAM BAKING POWDER is and a0oesome an
ror to the Royal respect 1oa Mne ne1e
snncen Prof of Chemistry Ioxcology IN
M aS YORK Bellevue Hospital Medical Coege ana FfoL OF Cne
the bvaics in the College the City OF New 4oIK May "a 1854
naraon in my family Ut IS me
@ PROT R. Michigan State Coege' 1anshg' June 81
1894. Dr.s pIU1Nc pOWDER is cen ideally compounded
~ ra n4ferials amount OF canonlc aco Inc
LL would endanger Its excellence H. w
ScTrFFFR ST. Lnuis May 22 1884 - !. lit & .,u;o
ppGTS CREAM BAKING POWDER does not contain Ammonia
~ 10 found TO *Ammnia" "Fhe addition Of ammo
10 - b9king powders useless and may prove JOHN
M OenwAv Mass Inst o. Technology Boston May ~ !oo4
M p pRTES CREAM POWDER does not contain
materials
Paarp Baking Powder contain Ammonia lG Is drug
S btod with these powders retain the Ammonia Ine less
u ph a have the for public health -CHAs BoYN
mealta o1rItng Chemist BRANDON VT, June 2 1884,
TON P Cream Baking Powder superior to the koyal Baking
G7 EnoD from alum, Ammonia, or any $40
ionaI character The Royal contains *Am onla when
] % dsrusng constituents Baking F. DAB
% State Asyel late Professor OF Cnesry III DosVo
OoGh3 college Pharmacy, Boston, Mass
anu M Cream Baking Powder superior to the loyal IL
Royal contains *Amnonla me use Oh
NJ Chemist Department. of Health, IN " May
e. 1854 ;. tho ,+,a !. at ., R.kino pow
ders and strength ID me NaoDSi
spas 49, Washington D. Y. A. 1oro1 pr;co
Chemist advertised by the loyal fTe
~ P9sr nothing about office as
Chemist COLLIER Washington d. O. May 49, 1881.
of probably originally prepared
from putrid urine ~ nlted States Dlspensatory
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girls were introduced and the TAM
tams for their dance music. At
break OF day the groom claimed his
wife and escorted her TO his own
house. They then had proce' sion
similar to the first one. except that
the brides presents were seen car
ried in front by coolies. At the
graom's house festivities were con
tinued according to the length of his
purse. It often happens that tht SO
peopie use all tine money they have
on such occasions. They are i'm.
provfdent and ordinarily live on
very small sums, obtaining easily
the little they need for maintenance.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10
Piles! PiIes!! Piles!!!

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and
Itching Piles. One box has cured
the worst cases of 80 years. standing.
No one need suffer five minutes
after using Williams Indian Pile
Ointment. It absorbs tumors, allays
itching, acts as poultlce, gives in
slant relief. Prepared only for Piles.
itching of the private parts, nothing
else. Hon. j. M. Coffenbury, of
Cleveland, says: "I have used
scores Of Pile cures, and it affords
me pleasure to say that 1 have never
found anything which gives such
immediate and permanent relief as
DR.. Williams Indian Pile Oint.
ment." Sold by druggists and mailed
on receipt of price, 81.
FRAZIER MEDICINE Co., Props
Cleveland. Ohio. /
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LEGAL NOTICE.
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

NOTICES hereby given, thst 1.-the IN
IL dersigned Administrator of the es-
tate of Mary Morrow, deceased, pursuant
to an order of the Probate Court of Salt
Lake County, in the Territory of Utah,
made and entered in the matter Of said
estate, on the 18Th day of April, A. D.
1884, will sell at private sale the real
estate hereinafter described, belonging
to said estate, with all the right. title. in
terest and claim of the said Mary MOI
row in her life time, and ali the right,
title, interest and claim thereunto that
has come to the estate since her death,
Terms, cash.
Any person wishing to purchase the
same is respectfully requested to propose
in writing to the u designed, and leave
the same st the Office of z. Snow, No,
II E Second South street, Salt Lake
City. No offer will be closed until fifteen
days from this date.
ANY offer accepted will be subject to
the approval Of the ccult.
Ten per cent. of the offer must accom-
pany the proposal, and the balance must
be paid before the deed is given.
Description Of the real estate:
A part of Lot number four "a, in
Block number eixteen (l6), in Plot Z.
Salt Lake City survey, in Salt Lake
County. and Territory of Utah, more
fully described as follows, to wit: Five
rods North aud South by the entire
width East and West, off from the NORTH
end ofsaid Lot, containing thirty square
rods Of land, more or less.
WILLIAM CASTLE,
Administrator of the estate OF Mary
Morrow, deceased.
Per z. Snow,
His Attorney.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10
MARRIAGE IN JAVA.

AS small party Of US were sit
ting on the wide piazza of our
dwelling house in Java, early one
evening, our attention was called to
sounds of Malay music evidently
approaching US. Looking down the
street we saw procession OF native
men (Javanese) marching along to
the music, and four abreast. In the
second row there were five. The
centre one was covered by n large
umbrella. I inquired why this man
was so honored and was told he
was to be married. The next day I
was taken to see the house where
the bride lived and where they were
making grand preparations for the
marriage. they were constructing
large and covered platform of
bamboo for the accommodation of
the guests and the Malay band of
music. On the succeeding day we
heard the same performers and saw
a longer procession than the f, st
one. At the head of this procession
came two wooden figures oman and
woman) about eight feet high.
These were hollow, so that the boys
could enter and operate to give them
motion, Next behind them were
the musicians; then an open car
riage drawn by two ponies covered
with flewers and variously eolored
papers cut up in patterns. Inside
sat The bride and groom. The bride
was decked with flowers and jewels,
and her fscs, head and dress were
completely covered with yellow
ochre powder. A number Of car
riages followed the party with rela~
t;Vez and friends who were also
a1orned with flowers, jewels, etc.
On the third day was invited to
attend the wedding, so we walked
down TO the brides house. Th.re We
found the bamboo platform occupied
by band of music and an exhibit.
ton OF marionottes, which persons
ated characters in legends of the
Javanese people. The hadji, or
native priest, was conducting this
novel show, which took hours to 60
through. /, however, wss more anS
xious to see the bride, and &C
cordingly was ushered into the
principal room. 1t was O large
square apartment, the front being
opened by four large double doors
In one Of the remote corners of the
stone floor was seated on hand
some mat the bride elect, with down
dast eyes, and in the adjacent corner
sat the bridegroom. The bride wal
famed by two little girls and thu
bfidegrooms by two boys. In tht
center OF the floor their feast wa!
spread. The festivities lasted through
the night, and refreshmelt,
were abundantly served to theguest
in and about the house at any tim,
and all times just as they called 10
them. AT intervals the dancin,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10
Vital Questions.

AK the most eminent physician
Of any school, what is the best thing
in the world for quieting and allaying
all irritation OF the nerves and curing
all forms OF nervous CON plants, giving
natural, childlike refreshing sleep al
ways?
And they will tell you unhesitstingly
Some form of Hops!n
CHAPTER /.
Ask any or all OF the most eminent
physicians:
that can be relied on to cure all diseases
of the kidneys and urinary organs; such
as Brigbt's disease, diabetes, retention
or inability 10 retain urine, and all the
diseases and ailments peculiar to
Vomen"-
sand they will tell you explicitly and
nphatically "Bachu,"
Ask the same physicians
Ire for all liver diseases or dyspepsia
9nstipation, Indigestion, billiousness,
malarial fsver, ague, &C., " and they viii
tell you:
Mandrake! or Dandelionm
Hence, When thess remedies are COM
bined with others equally valuable
and compounded into Hop Bitters,
such wonderful and mysterious cura-
tive power is developed which is SC
varied 10 its operations that no disease oil
i'll health can possibly exist or resist it,
power, and yet it is
Harmless for the most frail woman,
weakest invalid or smallest child 10 use
CHAPTER II.
"Patients
"Almost dead or nearly dying"
For years, and given up by physicians
of Bright's and other kidney diseases,
liver complaints, severe coughs called
consumption, have been cured.
Women gone nearly crazy!
For agony of neuralgia, nervousness,
vakefulness and var Gus diseases pecu'
ar to women,
People drawn out Of shape from excru
istipg panas Of Rheumatism.
InfsmmAtory and chrome. CT suffering
.om scrofuls!
Erysipelas!
Salt rheum, blood poisoning, dyspep
sia, indigestion, and N fact almost al
diseases .rsil
Nature is heir to
Have been cured by Hop Bltters, proc
Of which Can be found in every neigh
borhood ia the known world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10
AN IDLE IDYL.
BY woRo HOLM

Say. maiden fair,
OF modest air,
That passsth By me dsily;
Turks there a cars
Beneath the hair
Which crowns thy head so gsily?
Eyes black as ink,
And cheeks Of pink,
With lips that pout 80 eweetly;
My heart doth sink
Dost ever think
OF ankle turned so Eestly?
Hast thou thought
OsrUiL wrought
By charms so proud, SO human?
Vert thou not taught
That man is csught
By gazing on The woman?
Dost thou not know
That erievous woe
Thy footsteps follows lightly;
That storms will blow,
Unless tits so,
Thy lover guards thee nightly?
In humble O t
I'd link my lot,
Ny faith to thee fast pinning;
And time shall net
Abate enejot
The love I had when winning.
What's that you say?
~ You answer nsy?
It must be, then I've tarried.
No hopeful ray
Illumes my way
AS whispers che, 'I'm married. :"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-10

FOR DYSPEPSIA snd Liver
Complaint, you hSye a printed
ruarantee on every bottle & Shiloh's
Titaiizar. It never faih to cure.
sod hY 2. c. d. I. nrug Store. uH
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1884-10-17
Personal HONOR.

The difference between the American
and the German idea of personal honor is
very marked. A while ago the son Of a
respectable German banker was suspected
of adjudication. The old gentleman did
not try to screen his son from the conse'
quences of his crime, but took the case
into his own hands in a somewhat novel
way He put roll of bills on the table,
then loaded pistol, and calling his son
into the room, said:-''Sir, there is the
filthy money with which to pay back what
you have stolen, and there is loaded pis-
tok hope you, have sufficient decency
left to know and do your duty" That
sounds terrible. However, it is good
enough, for the Old World, though it must
be confessed, with something like national
pride, that we have made considerable ad-
vance on that old fashioned and threadbare
theory. If an American father should
dare to intimate anything Of the kind to
his son the deeply. insulted youth would
take the pistol and shoot the. old gentle
man, pocket, the. money, and then swear
that the real ,defanlter had remorsefully
died by his own hand. And that innocent
young man would be made president of
some of our charitable institutions and
warden IF the church. We are not peo-
pie to be trammeled by traditions, but
have way of our own Of doing things. =
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1884-10-17
HOW A LITERARY MAN KEEPS WELL.

live in the country: my general health
never had any serious illness; but | am a
writer by profession, my way of life (as
DR.. Jaeger says his was before he gave his
attention to gymnastics and wooden cloth
ing) is sitting, and for years l have suf-
fered from occasional bilious headaches,
which. although not very severe, were suf-
ficiently acute to stop all literary work
sometimes for two days in succession
Gus. never walk less than four or five miles
every day, and faithfully observe the max
i'm of early to bed and early to rise, con-
cluded that my head aches were constitu-
never get rid of them, bore the trouble as
best could 1t did not occur to me that
the two or three cigars day that | was in
the habit of smoking could do me any
harm. or that with more exercise | should
have better health But it came to pass
that some three months ago | abandoned
smoking and bought tricycle.. was
led to give up smoking by reading an arti-
Gle in Kaorledge, by DR.. Muir Brown, on
the Effect of smoking" One of the OBJ
servations particularly struck me. Reply
ing to the argument that smoking is good
because it checks waste of tissue, he observ-
ed that this is precisely the reason why
smoking is bad. and that the only posses
sion which it is a man 5 duty to waste is
his body, new tissues being in every respect
better than old The tricycle. made in this
direction. 1t wasted tissue. You can get
more exercise by an hours tricycling, and
with less fatigue than by three hours
walking There is eXhilaration about it,
too, that pedestrian never knows, and
which can only be compared to that enjoy
ed by riding good horse. AS for perspir-
ing, you perspire enough, especially if the
day be warm, to satisfy Dr. Jaeger's most
rigid requirements, and make your flesh as
hard as the hide of German soldier after
two years gymnastics.
When | gave up my cigars and took to
tricycling l had no idea of curing my head
aches; but they are cured. have hardly
had headache since, and ! eat almost
twice as much as | used to eat. | sleep
well, and my general health could not east
" be better. In conclusion let me recon-
mend all my literary brethren who are con-
scious of not taking sufficient exercise, all
whose muscles are flabby, livers torpid, and
nights restless, to try tricycling and drol
smoking, and any other habit which may
tend to check waste OF tissue aud retard
that rapid renewal Of the body which is thu
condition of physical sonndncss. Spectator
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1884-10-17
BROKEN BONES.

A doctor should, of course, be sent for in
most cases, as it is difficult to determine
the character of the fracture.
But the fracture of an arm-bone. es-
pecially i'll the case of children-their bones
are not brittle-may be like that of green
twig. partly bent and partly broken.
In this case, if the armcan be straighten-
ed without much, if any pain to the child,
the parent may himself bring the parts into
place, keep them SO with splnts and band
ages, and otherwise support the arm.
4 broken bone heals of itself almost as
readily as cut muscle. Rest-absolute
rest. no movement of the fractured sur
faces on each others the main thing.
But if the fracture is in two or more
places, or a jagged end is thrust into the
flesh. the doctor, of course, should be call
ed
If the hand or foot has been badly crush
ed. immerse it in warm water, and keep it
there till the doctor comes.
Perhaps he may conclude to let it re-
main until the inflammation has subsidized
two or three days-before he extracts the
broken bits.
Hot water has wonderful power to re-
lieve pain, reduce Internationally promote
healing Hands have thus been saved for
quite good service which have been crush
ed under a trip-hammer.
III the case of broken leg. don t lift up
the wounded person. The jagged ends of
the bone may badly lacerate the flesh. Get
some door from its hinges--or something
of the kind-and let the person drdr him
self on to it, and into such a position as he
may find least painful. In this case, too,
absolute rest of the parts is the one condition
of cure.
OF late years the plaster-of-paris band
age has, to large extent, taken the place
of splints 1t is vastly superior every way,
and with it the person may sooner be allow
ed some use of his limbs.-Yo Youths Com
paHioa.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1884-10-17
HOW NOT TO TAKE COLD.

If you start to walk home from a down.
town Office and carry your coat on your
arm because the walking makes you feel
warm, you are liable to take cold. There
fore, don't do it. If you should take the
same walk after eating a hearty dinner,
your full stomach would be protection to
you, but even then my advice would be,
do not take the risk. A person properly
| clothed may walk in strong wind for a
| long time without taking cold, but if he
sits in room where there is slight
| draught he may take a severe cold in
very few minutes. Therefore, do not sit
where there is draught.
Unless you are affected by peculiar ner-
vous conditions, you should take a cold
sponge bath in the morning, and not wash
yourself in warm water Plunge baths in
cold water are not recommended; neither
is it necessary to apply the sponge bath all
over the body. Occasional Turkish baths
are good, but those who have not taken
them should be advised by physician be-
fore trying them. Warm muff1ers worn
about the neck do not protect you against
taking cold, but on the contrary render
you extremely liable to take cold as soon
as you take them off, They make the
throat tender.
Ladies ought TO wear warmer flannel uns
derclothing than they do now, if one may
judge from the articles one sees hanging in
the windows of the shops. People take cold
from inhaling cold air through the mouth
oftener perhaps than any other way. La
dies dress themselves up in heavy furs, go
riding in their carriages, and when they
get home wonder where they got that cold.
1t was by taking in the cold, open air, and
thus exposing the mucous membranes of
the throat. The best protection under
such circumstances is to keep the mouth
shut. If people must keep their mouths
open in chilly atmosphere, they ought to
wear filter.
Above all, be careful of your feet in cold,
damp weather. Have thick soles ON your
shoes. and If caught out in a rain which
lasts so long as to wet through your shoes
ings as soon as you get home. But in
cold, wet, slushy weather don't be caught
out without overshoes. Rubbers are I'M
healthy, unless care is taken to remove
them as soon as you get under shelter.
They arrest all evaporation through the
pores of the leather. Cork soles are good
invention.
When you go into the house or your Of
flee, after being out in the cold, don't go at
once and stick yourself by the register, but
take off your coat, walk up and down the
room little, and get warm gradually.
Warming yourself up over register just
before going out in the cold is one of the
worst things you can do. Never take a
hot teddy to warm you up unless You are
at home and don't expect to go out of the
house again until the following morning.
In short make some use of your common
sense, and thus emulate the lower animals.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1884-10-17
is-e s - H..
THE BORROWING FAMILY.


The borrowing family sent their boy,
Jack, over to Mrs. Murphy's to borrow
some tea and sugar, and plate of butter,
Mrs. Murphy was busy and had no inelina-
ton to lend to neighbors who never return
ed anything they borrowed. At the The. same
time she did not care to entirely offend
them. 'I'd be glad to accommodate You, =
she said politely, "but dim in hurry and
haven't the time = to wait on We. I've
other fish to fry just now" "a
The boy went home. and reported that
Mrs., Murphy was too busy to attend to
him, and had other fish, to fry. etc. /.
And why didn't. We wait, asked his
mother breathlessly. go back and take
another plate with you, and tell, Mistress
Murphy. you're in no hurry, and mother d
be much obliged to her for a plate OF the
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