Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-07-11
BURLINGTON HAWKEYE HU-
NOR.

BURLINGTON HAWKEYE HU-
NOR.
A New York PAPER is called "rhc
Man. Shrcwd editor. lie knew
all the women would take il.
Five thousand cals were eaten in
Paris during the siege. What Il god
sent Il long siege must be TO Il great
city.
The difference between the Randall
boom and IL brass band is that one is
played out and the other is played
din.
VIII Fuller calls his horse "Tailor,
because he is such charger. We see
il. is his wore horse.
The "bravest man in the republic"
has just been heard from. "Phocion'
Howard i, wearing plug hat in
Texas.
Last week an immense flock of
black birds were seen flying over the
State of Missouri. Well, III abou
the best thing they could do with il.
The Florida strawberries only grow
on low ordinary vines. by the time
they get north they are so high we
supposed they grew on church spires
and weather vancs
Here, you red hot, bloody shirt re-
publican papers; quit pitching into
the south. It's foul. faint fair 10
hit this country below the cotton
belt.
A white girl out III British C0lum.
hia is going 10 marry S200,0O0. with II
Chinanlan thrown in. Such Il wed
ding IN her dJminons IS enough To
make the qucenswarc.
"You can lead 4 horse to the water
but you can't make him drink" says
the old saw. You couldn't make
some men drink, either, if you took
them to Il hydrant.
An English traveller says "tlic chief
characteristic Of New York people j.
that they look one way while walking
another Oh well that's because
There is u-ually somebody after them.
The Philadelphia Call muscr has
invented an "old bachelors needle"
He says ii is just like other needles
with the exception OF the eye, which
is about an inch in diameter.
"On the hunt for frauds is the
startling heading of a dispatch from
Washington. Oh well; that's the
place TO hunt for him. Just shut
your eyes and fire both barrels.
You'll fetch en-.
The Astor family owns twelve hun
drcl houses in New York City, the
entire estate Yielding an income OF
three millions year. ANY insurance
company is dashed glad TO take an
Aslorisk at this period.
Annie Piylcy says she should "ad-
wise Il young girl to strike right out
for herself And so she does, Annie
so she does And when she strike,
out she usually irlchcs him, indeed
she most usually do.
Lord Chatham, with the air Of I
man who was saying a very wisC
thing, said, "If you do not rise carly
you can make progress in nothing.
! Now, what kind OF doctrine is tha
70 teach night Waterman?
Silver dimes of 1907 are wortl
thirty cents each. All dear, ii Seems
to lis the last dime we had must hav,
been somewhere along in that year
But il was only worth ten cents then
Just our luck.
"What is Il wink ?" asked the teach
cr. at is the thing you season YOU
soda water with" replied the new
boy, who was as smart as he was an
: moving. But the teacher marked hin
!, away down and pretended not TO un
dcrstand him.
A new medicine has just bcci
patented down in Connecticut.
has such longname that the paiien
has to buy two bottles TO get all of it
Aud then, if he takes it, ii kills him
1t is bound, therefore, to be marvcll
ously popular.
Judge Ludlow has decided tha
woman's sphere is not at her bar, bu
somewhere "away from the publ
glare lIo; if the public can 'glarc
any worse than woman, when she j
on the glare, then do we never wan
ofthe public TO glare at us mo, by lh
head Medusu, no, not even after W
are d, ad,
Among the French crown jewel
soon to be sold is the famous licgGr
diamond, valued at over l2.000,0O
francs. Mrs. Macliey wants it, bu
she is drcadfully nervous about
as there are two or three America
newspaper correspondents in PAR
who have also avowed their intenti0
Of bidding forit.
Nobody ever saw dead dud,
Death goes around, knocking out oil
: men, dccrepit old blinl women, help
less infants and feeble cripplcs, bu
we reckon when it comes to the pine
he's kind Of ashamed to strike dud
There are humiiating depths of d,
gradation from which even deaf