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TIT FL SUN
NEW YORK, 1884.

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THE SYRACUSE
CHILLED STEEL PL0W

- ~ ~ MMk - w. - - - IN " 8&~ ~ ~
Itswelght will be eighteen pounds less than
our present styles.
A first-class Steel Plow, made in the Or
binary way, full rugged, retails for twenty-five
dollars. Inferior Steel Plows retail from six
teen TO nineteen dollars.
The price OF our new Pillow Will be but
Seventeen Dollars, and 1t will be the
cheapest Agricultural Implement ever sold.
Its mold board will outwear three of the
very best kinds of the ordinary steel mold
boards.
1t viii scour In soils where all steel plows
and all other plows have hitherto proved
failure
With this Pillow will be introduced CORFU
gated Pillow Point and Jointer Point, on which
we have also obtained a Patent, and which Is
also n great improvement, both as regards
strength and wear.
The Jointer can be shifted so as to take
more or less land, and also more or less pitch,
and 1t can always be kept on line with the
Plow.
The wheel will run under the beam or one
side OF it as desired, and always kept tn line.
The beam Is adjustable for Spring or Fall
Flowing, and also for two or three horses
The handles can be adjusted to accommo-
date man or boy, on the same Plow.
1t is perfect Piow.
Wooden beams are going out Of use because
they shrink, swell and warp, and never run
two seasons alike.
Iron beams are too heavy.
Malleable beams become denorallzed and
bend, which Is much worse than to break.
A Steel beam Is the necessity of the day. 1t
sthree times as strong and very much lighter
than any other style.
When se say a Mold board is chilled, the
farmers know It Is SO.
We do not palm on on them O composition
OF various metals and cali it chilled metal
We want agents for this new Plow In every
town In this State.
We can give but very small discount to
them, but we VIII pay the Railroad Freight.
We propose to place this Plow In the hands
OF Farmers as near the cost OF manufacture
as possible.
1t win be the best Agricultural Implement
ever sold.
1t shall also be the cheapest.
Persons therefore who are not willing TO act
as agents on the principle that ga nimble six
pence is better than slow shilling" need not
apply for an agency.
No Plows on commission. AL sales absolute.
rH- This Is tho only Steel Chilled Piow In
the World.
steel costs several times more than Iron.
But this Pillow, fun rugged, by giving small
discounts, can be sold for Seventeen Dollars.
Compare this price with that OF any Iron Plow
ever made.
II Is cheaper than any other Pillow now
made would be at I'VE dollars and half.
Where there are no agents we viii, on re-
cetptof Seventeen Dollars, send a Pillow to any
Railroad station In the state and pay the
freight Address
Assoz aasss ~...
n. Syracuse, n. Y.
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n Bells-Aiarm. Gong. Call and House; Bed
u Casters. Base Knobs, Balances, Spring
II Back Flaps Butter Prints, Butter Ladies'
- Butter Moulds
n oils-Flaxscei, Tanners, Black and West
~ Virginia
~ Oil Stones, oilers, Openers. Box.
" Zinc Paints, Zinc White Zine Oilers.
u Egg Beaters, Edging Knives. Engineers
II Hammers. Eseutcheons.
ID Rack. Pulleys. Racks, Ciothes-IIat and Tow.
~ cl; Rail, Barn Door
G Sad Irons-Mrs. Potts Patent Sad Irons
- Safety Fuse, Sand Paper, Saws, Wood.
TT upholsters' Hammers, Union Clothes Ring.
" ers, Uuion Hinges.
NJ Nippers Nails--Nails, French Steel Wire
IN Nails, Hinge; Nails, Picture.
r Ice Hammers leo Balances, Irons, Pinking
l. Iron Waffle. Iron Plane.
~ 0lmstead Oilers, oil, Whale.
NJ Nails, set. Notcbed Belts, Nut Crackers
IN Nails, Finishing, Nails, Cigar Box
TT Hlnees---Hrass, Rot, Cast and Bronze
III Hinges, Gate, Hinges, Shutter
A ADDE'S. Axes, Anger Bits, Anger Handles
"A Ais. Scratch.
ID Rakes, Cast Steel, Rasps, Horse. Rstehs,
II Braces, Razors Razor strops.
~ Dividers. Door Bell Levers, Polls Door
- Tenders, Door Knobs, Drawer Pulls.
wy Waffle Irons, Wardrobe Locks. Wood Saws
w Window Pulls, Wire Cloth, Wire Nails
A Apple Pearers, Corers and Sicers, Autonnat
IN icGate Hinges, Awning Blocks, Axe Handles
ID Hand saws, Hand Pioughs, Hand Drills.
Z, Emery. Eyes, Screw. Emery Cloth, Escutch
IL cons, Real Bronze.
Vt Hammers Halter Chain, Hand Bells, Hand
III les. Hooks, Hinges, Hoes, Hatchets.
~ Ok Balls, oil Cans, OIL Faucets.
TT Upholsters' Nails, Upright Pullcys, Ultrams
u rine Blue.
@ Sash Bolts, Sash Cord, Sash Fixtures. Sau-
~ sage Cutters and Stufcrs. Saw Frames
L, Extension Bits, Oar Locks. Oak Grsinini
II Colors.
N. w. Cor. Union 4 CoryeIl SITS.
Sept 20. 1882
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"A boy, as be turned to his uncle, and pointed
Sa picture, said, Uncle Ned, what Is that y
On being told Il WAS whale, he looked 81 h
long way!" -"'"'
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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-10-10

Remembers We rive "a free @iU Ia
every pucLa-rof clothing madcirou
u- in thrn,>t thirty days.
~NNDIE Bios.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-10-10

E>rN good dou",nt WN,l.umu
ht- hi- shoulder to tue vI...a.l -
at work..
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-10-10

WACO, TEXAS. ocronrGIo. 1851
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-10-10

Tuf uortl"r aii,'.. brisk
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-10-10

on laprr- at -aocut, prr hundred
al EAAAINEH office.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
England, France and America.
(Eli Perkins London Letter.1

The picture of the farms was ALWAYS
the same from Calais to Paris. Unlike
England, the land in France is all cul
tiyated. In England three-fourths OF
the land is in grass, The English do
not raise one-half as much as they con
sumo With land worth $500 an acre
they can buy food cheaper than they
can raise it. In France three-fourths
of the soil is in grain or vegetables
Trade channels are not fully opened
between France and America, so France
buys little American grain, and is self
sustaining. She imports little food
England imports nearly all her food
France is prosperous. She pays off her
debt quickly England is not prosperous
No one can afford to pay the big rents
and many fields are untitled. Her big
debt weighs her to the ground.
France could live if all the rest of the
world should be blotted out. England
would go to destruction in two years if
left to herself. To me the future of
France looks bright, but the future of
England looks dismal enough As
America grows older she will have more
manufactures. When our country be-
comes perfectly civilized she viii not sell
bale of cotton or fifty bushels of wheat
and buy with the proceeds brass clock
from England or Limoges vase from
France. When we make our own brass
and china ornaments in America Eng
land will be badly off. When her manu-
features fail her she will be beggar
among nations But even with no eN-
portations of wine. or china, or brass.
France sould live within herself, for
three-fossrths of her soil is devoted to
. lerta.als
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by a sick child suffer ing and
CRYING with pain of cutting teeth? Ii
so, send at once and get bottle Of Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren Teething. Its value is incalcuia-
Bile. 1t will relieve the poor little SUIT
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mothers, there is no mistake about it. Ii
cures dysentery and diarrhea, regulates
the stomach and bowels, cures wind
collie, softens the gums, reduces infiam-
nation, and gives tone and energy to the
whole system. Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
ing Syrup for Children's Teething is
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nurses and physicians in the United
States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price 3 cents
a.bottle. mar1Odm.w.sSwtf
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
Inter Ocean "Lounger."l

Speaking of queer speculations, the
ease with which they are sometimes fur
thered is remarkable. l recall one by
having seen the author hustling about the
other day, no doubt building up some
new scheme. He year or two ago ap-
preached several capitalists who are fond
OF taking ventures, with glib description
of the wonderful new motive power he
had discovered. 1t was bound to revolur
tionize things. and all that Two or three
of them visited his room, saw the strangely
constructed machine work, examined it,
and came away so well satisfied that the
inventors instant request for funds was
gratified
But his machine wasn't quite ready. a
srecw or something remained to be com.
pleted. Ii was. in short, the story famiE
lar to the stockholders in Keeley's motor
and to the public One day two skeptics
constituted themselves a select COMMITTEES,
visited this Chicago crank's room. tore his
machine 10 pieces, and found. as they ex-
pected. that they had been swindled. An
ingeniously arranged system of pipes. a
hidden reservoir of compressed air ex-
planned the wondrous new force. For the
several thousands of their money acquired
by the eloquent crank these shrewd con
sentative. long headed business men
didn't take the trouble to look. for the
gambling table had absorbed 1t all.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
City Children 1t Play.
M VI Ga.

Down in Morris street, near the junction
of the two elevated roads, small boz
sauntered along with his hands in hi
pockets. A second small boy, wearing 1
belt and twirling q club, was moving witt
leisurely tread along the opposite sidewalk
A third small boy, with his coat turned in
side out and the visor of his cap pulled
down over his eyes, rushed out of hatch
way, clutched the 6rst small boy by the
throat downed him, and proceeded to rifle
his pockets.
-Perlicei perlicel" croaked the under
boy, hoarsely.
The second small boy picked his way
slowly across the muddy street, bent owe
the first and third small boys, saw tho
third take the last thing from the pockets
of the first. and said to him, Sow an,
nowlT and fell to clubbing the first small
boy. Then he hurled MIN to his feet,
sent him SHINING down the sidewalk.
with q poke of his club. and said:
If | catch yez interfering wild gentle
men agin I'll take yez in.
What's going on?" asked man whose
attention had been attracted.
We're playin' perlice, piped the three
small boys in concert
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19

The best interests of humanity de-
pend on the good health of our women
folks, and yet those with brightest in
ments peculiar to female life. 1t is
well to remember that that the whole
female system can be built UP to a
proper state of endurance, pimples,
sores. swollen limbs, monthly pains,
and other indications of female disease,
made to disappear and robust health Of
mind and body take the place of i'll
ness and distress. if a timely use is
made of DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla. 1t restores the blood
to perfect health, it strengthens the
muscular and nervous system 1t gives
tone to the digestive and urinary or
gans. 1t allays all irritation of the
mucous membrane. In word, it is a
perfect female medicine, and aids
every function of female life. No other
remdy equals it Have your druggist
get it. Take no substitute.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
A Yankee In Italy,

fLeland's Letter in Chicago Tribunel
There is another type of American who
is by no means very uncommon. 1t is the
man ignorant of everything foreign, who
achieves wonders by a faculty peculiar t.
the Yankee. One of these who knew moi
word of Italian went to Rome He
wished to find Gigfs famous caravansary,
which is tenanted by Americans SO he
sat on his trunk in the Corso, and cried
aloud, "iggersin to every one who came
by. And at last, indeed. there passed an
Italian who conjectured what was wanted
and guided him to the place desired. Then
he cried again, Americans, and 10! the
Americans arose and came forth and so
laced him. He was an artist, and, hear.
ing that there was not a studio to let in all
Rome for money. went forth and in a few
hours secured the best studio in town fol-
half price How he did it nobody knew
He remained for years in Italy. He never
learned a word of 1.-The language but he
always managed somehow to get on.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
IArkansaw Traveller.

Doan' think dat bercase er oman likes
gay colors she's weak. Natur puts de
brightest tech on de fines flowers.
Err new idee is ez likely ter be diskivered
by er fool ez er wise man, but de wise man
knows how ter use ii an de fool doan'.
Truth twisted outsn shape is wus den er
direck lie De thief wild er homes lookin'
face is wus den de thief dat looks like q
yfllu-
W id too full er stomuck de niger amt
er good han in de harves fiel. De cat dat s
got ernuff ter eat doan' kere much erbout
ketchin de mouse
Sometimes er great show O kin'ness Is
merely fur de vantage o de pusson what
it comes frum. De chile whut hols up CT
apple fur a puSson ter bite doan' do il so
much because he wants de pusson ter hah
some o it. but case when it's bit he ket git
er better holt hiSse'f
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
Gen. Banks N Speaker.
ben: Periey poore.1

~ iben: Ferley kOore.
w hen II was announced that Mr. Banks
was elected speaker of the house of repre-
sentatives the enthusiasm on the part of
the supporters of that gent1eman knew no
bounds and wild huzzas went up. and
other extrayagant manifestations of joy
prevailed. Ladies in the galleries waved
their handkerchiefs, whilst few of the
"sovereigns, who had been looking on
anxiously, applauded, in view that the
long and disgraceful contest was now
ended During the proceedings the ex-
.citement was, if possible, increased by the
startling cry that boy was being crushed
to death in the galleries. Members, look
ing to the gallery. loudly cried: "Let the
crowd fall back" Don't kill him.
Hand him over the rail-" etc The
masses waved too and fro, everyone i'm
patiently desiring to learn, by ocular de
monstratiOn, the true condition of the lad
However. this part of the play was soon
over, and the victim of the crowd relieved
from his danger. Mr.. Banks delivered
brief but neat speech, and, of course, was
noisly greeted by his friends. He per-
formed his duties like one long accustomed
to the chair, calm, self-possessed and ready
for business. His bearing upon the occa-
sion was the theme of admiration. He
leased one of the houses known as the
chain of buildings, because of the chains
around a small Enclosure in front, and gave
dancing receptions, which were attended
by members of all political parties.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
Time Tried.

Time tried and true is DIR. Bigelow'
Positive Cure, which combines the good
qualities of all the best cough remedies
without the defects of any of them. 1t
cures promptly, thoroughly. and per
manentty, all coughs, colds, Group,
whooping cough, influenza, bron-
chiiis, hoarseness, incipient consump-
ton. and all throat and lung diseases,
healing to the lungs: safe and pleasant
for children. Price fifty cents and one
dollar; trial bottles free, of John NJ.
Wamnler
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
An Editors Tribute.

Theron P. Keator. editor Fl. Wayne
Ind. Gazette, writes: For the past five
years have always used Dr. Kings New
Discovery for coughs of a most severe
character, as we'll as those of milder
type. It never fails to effect speedy
cure. My friends to whom l have rec
ommended it, speak of it in the same
high terms. Having been cured by it
of every cough have had for five years,
l consider i the only reliable and sure
cure for coughs, colds, etc. Call at
A. G.. Luken & CO.. drug store, and
get free trial bottle. Large size, one
dollar.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19
Mrs. Syg ISIS h e Inns Black x mig Int.
fk'hicago Times.


Mrs. Swisshelm's account of her first
meeting with her husband at country
frolic, was as follows: THE host came
and asked permission to introduce a
gentleman, saying If you do not treat
him well, | will never forgive you.
There was no need Of this caution. for
she presented man whose presence
made me feel that | was very little
girl and should have been at home
He was over six feet tall, we'll formed
and strongly built, with black hair and
eyes, long face, and heavy whiskers.
He was handsomely dressed and his
manner was that of a grave and rever
end seignor. A Russian count in New
York dining then, when counts
were few, could not have seemed
more foreign than this man in that vii
lage parlor, less than two miles from
the place of his birth. | next
saw him on horseback, and this man of
giant strength, in full suit of black,
riding a large, spirited black horse, bes
came my black knight"
On Nov. IS, 1886, they were married.
He and his family were Methodists, she
was Covenanter. They lived at his
mothers. Their married life was not
happy, although in her account of this
period she speaks of the intense love she
bore the man whom she married. In
1897 travelling artist stopped in Viii
kinsburg and painted some portraits with
crude materials gathered from wagon
shop. Mrs. Swisshelm took up the art.
She met with some success aud felt that
she had found her vocation. But she
unconseiously neglected her household
duties, and her conscience began to
trouble her She felt that housekeeping
was woman's sphere, and after hard
struggle put away her brushes, crucitied
her divine gift, and spent my best
years and powers cooking cabbage"
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1884-08-19

The man blind for years, who sud-
denly finds his sight restored to his
eyes. is scarcely happier than he who.
deprived of the use of his limbs by dis
ease, gains strength and vigor in joint
Fulton street. Brooklyn. n Y. suffered
from continuous attack of rheuma-
tism for nearly twoyears Athlophoros
proved to him renewer of his youth
full activity. To him the great specific
for rheumatism and neuralgia came as
dearly prized blessing.