Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-12-13

w nav lONSly pOOlo your pdIllleI
got, Mary" Mary (ditto)-Yes, I'M
fortunately he shines at the wrong
end."-Ex.
"The Lord loves cheerful giver.
In all cases where tonic is needed
give Wilder's Stomach Bitters. 1t is
the boss. 20
Giving yelling baby Opiates to
make it sleep may kill the baby.
Not giving it opiates will be very apt
to kill the parents. 1t is difficult to
tell what to do.
A mild, delightful invigorant for
delicate females is Wilder's Stomach
Bitters Cures costiveness and heads
ache. 20
An Indiana colored lawyer, in try
ing to get his client out of custody,
exclaimed: "Dar is a law OATS call
ed 'habhis carcass an Pze goin' to
hab de carcass OBJ dat ellen O. mine,
dea' o. alive"
1t costs one dollar and it saves your
life-Wilder's Sarsaparilla and Potash
cures all diseases of the Blood and
Skin. 80
ais the bowling Of a dog always
followed by death ?" asked a little
girl of her father. "Not always, my
dear. Sometimes the man that
shoots at the dog misses him." was
the prompt reply.
Buckets Of blood made clean and
pure with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 20
A good natured traveller was car
ried beyond his destination on a train
because he went to sleep. "Pretty
good joke isn't to" said a fellow pas
senger. eyes, but carried little too
far I" was the prompt reply
Millions of people die with Scrofula.
If these victims would use Wilders
Sarsaparilla and Potash their Lives
would be saved. 20
"Your husband is a rather staid man
now, Isl he not ?" asked a former
schoolmate of her friend who had
married a man noted for his fast
habits. 81 think So" was the reply /;
che stayed out very late last night"
The exposure of the utter worthless
ness of the large 25c packs of horse
and cattle powders has saved our peoN
pie a vast sum. There is only one
kind now known that are strictly pure
and these are Sheridan's. Don't throw
away your money.
"Please sir, give poor blind man
a nickel?" said tramping beggar to
a gentleman. 'Butyou are not blind,
remarked the gentleman. mo, but
my partner is. He is standing
down there on the corner to see if the
policemen are coming"
When remedy has proven itself to
be cure for consumption and per.
feet lung restorer, it should be kept in
every we'll regulated home. We refer
to DR.. Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cher
ry, single dose of which will cure an
ordinary cough or cold. A few bottles
will cure consumption. 1t is very
pleasant to take.
The "Modern Bartender's Guide"
has just been issued by a New York
publisher.-Ex. The bartender does
not need one, that is furnised by the
devil as part of the stock. The guide
is needed by the young man who is
in danger of being led there.-Sunday
Journal.
To take cheerful view of life, the
trials and temptations that line its rug.
ged way, is duty, which it is impossi-
BILE to fulfill when one is troubled with
chills and fever. The best remedy is
Cliford's Febrifuge, or Fever and
Ague cure. A sure and certain cure.
Sold by j. B. Ritchey.
1t is estimated that already over
100000 applications have been filed
for the 100000 offices in the gif of the
president. This is only a starter, and
by the time the president goes into
Office the army of office-seekers, who
of necessity must be disappointed
will number 100000.
An Eastern paper says: every
man who goes into the lumber woods
this winter should take with him a sup
ply of Johnson's Anodyne Linimen'
and Parsons Purgative Pills. This
little precaution may save months O
labor and much suffering"
"I believe I'll go out and stretch
my legs little" said a tall gentle
man, as the train stopped at a station
ooh, don'tW said gentleman pas