Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-10-27
TIERS OF INTEREST.

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL hopes to intro
duce generally into deaf and dumb lnstitu-
tons the entire substitution Of articulate con-
versation for he present system Of sign Ian
guage.
THE following modest statement Of a pro-
fession appears on the walls Of a Montreal
hotel: W. Hin. tonsOrial artist, physiognOm-
zeal hair dresser. facial operator, Uranium
manipulation and capillary abridgeF. HAIR
cutting and shaving with ambideXtreOus IA
cility.
IN a city where the law forbids the mixing
Of actresses with audiences a manager
accomulishes il in a manner which does
gFamme Is an Amazon march. foot
path Of boards Is built on top OF the or
chestra circle. aud on this the twenty girls 60
IN procession from the stage.
4 CLEVER bit Of advertising is reported
from Cleveland. 1t was announced in all the
papers that a new political party had been
formed and would parade IN the evening.
That night the streets were packed TO see
big t0rchllght procession. IN the midst OF
which was transparency bearing the legend,
For COngress-JObn i. Raymond
IL Max O'Rel's new book, lies Files de
John Bull which promises to make as great
a hit as .John Bull ct son ue,n which ran
through fOrty-seven editions IN less than a
year, he states that he Is thoroughly convinced
that England must. within short time, grant
home rule to Ireland, and that Mr.. Parnell
will survive TO be NIceroy IN Dublin castle.
Ia CANADA is a Mexican village. It's stores
bear such suggestive titles as ''The Saloon Of
Mercy and The True Faith" Every pulquc
shOp, where men and women get mildly eX-
hilarated on the juice Of the maguey distilled
in divers forms, shows the image OF some SAINT
or virgin set up among the bottles. One Is
called THE pulquerla OF the mother Of God,
and scores are dedicated similarly.
NJ, c.l,,-ror mansion in aTbanw rnrr
to be razed, was built in I7S0 by the wife of
Gen. Phillip Schuyler. and was a marvel Of
grandeur in its early days. Franklin, Lafayette,
Aaron Burr and ROchambeau were among its
guests. Here BurgOyne was held as prisoner
after his surrender at Saratoga. and IN lTSl
desperate effort was made by Tories and In
dians 10 capture Gen. Schuyler. gathering
mis- family IN an upper room. he stood siege
until relief came.
THE wild duck is probably the most de-
structive of all the enemies of the trout, for it
confines itself entirely to feeding on their
spawn. Always a gluttOn, when duck finds
the spawning beds OF trout IN the small
streams that feed the main water, it Will coon
devOur thousands OF eggs and shovel the en-
tire contents Of the breeding places into its
stomach il not molested. One flock OF wild
ducks can easily destroy the entire breeding
prospects Of any trout stream IN short time.
JOHNNY was told that he might have half
the grapes. When his mother went to
the cupboard she found he had taken
all and left none for his sister.
When spoken to by his mother, he
replied: Mamma. III tell You just how 1t
was. When / had eaten half of the grapes
happened to think that I'd eaten up Grace's
half instead Of my own. / was real sorry.
but then couldn't help il. I'd given her part
Of my half, only they were so good that they
were all gone before knew II.
TIE Empress Eugene has been passing
week in Paris with the Duchesse de Mauchy
and visiting again the scenes of her oil
triuuDhs- She is described as wearing the
air ~ one who had become almost insensible
from suffering. Her complexion Is as bleached
as her hair, The eyes, OF pale blue. have lost
the faculty Of lighting up, ana her Old ylvae-
ity is gone. The ewes look as II so many tears
had come as to leave no more She uroVe
shout in plain coupe. dressed IN BLACK crepe
and merin0 Her e CURE has lost all heNbIl-
ftv but the shoulders still retain their outline
OF elegance.
ELLEN AsHwORTH. young woman whose
home is in Bridgewater, Pa, and who has for
the past twelve years been unable TO speak
above a whisper, having lost her voice in an
attack OF scarlet fever. recently recovered
her speech in q remarkable mdnper. Sne nAu
established a millinery store at Liverpool,
Ohio. and was doing prosperous business
4 few days ago some Of her employees grew
rebelliOus. and in her rage Miss AshWOrth
surprised herself and those about her by ex-
claiming in a loud tone Of voice: "Oh, darn
these girls" Her speech is now as perfect as
before her illness.
4 REPORTER was sent to interview West
ern statesman on q political question. The
result was a coherent and reasonable quarter
OF q column. The next mail brought an in
dirnant complaint that the man had not been
fully or accurately reported. add 70 what
YOU wrote al that you didn't write,' said the
editor severely. The reporter sat down and
made this addendum: Having thus ex-
presse himself, Mr.. - mistOOk the nearly
emptied bottle Of claret (which had been q
constituent OF his dinner for Notwithstanding
sauce. sauirted the sour remnant on his steak,
salted il with sugar, picked up the corner Of
his coat tail for napkin and wiped his chin
,.-itb IN and finally cautioned me that he knew
nv cord whash he wash talking about that
vrashnit no ehump in politics s'help him good
mesh. and he bring shut fr damages ne
,rasl misreported. Seven hiccoughs are also
necessary for entire accuracy