The Portland daily press., 1884-12-08

Catarrh with E!T'S Cream Balm. Was
troubled for years. have no doubt a thor
ough uss of Cream Balm will cure a great ma
jority Of cases.-E. D. NORTON, Ithaca, N. Y.
(See ADJ
A Factions senior asked a freshman to tell
him the difference between fac-simile and g
slck family; bat the laugh was on the senior,
for the freshman instantly replied: mo diff
ference. a sick family is family that is
sick, and facsimile means the same"
Ladies an America
long before they reach middle age frequently
find themselves suffering from some of the
complaints and weaknesses peculiar TO their
sex. Fer all such Kidney-Wort isa great
boon. 1t induces a healthy action vf the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels, ceanses the system,
and strengthens and gives new lie to all the
important organs of the body. 1t is natures
great assistant in establishing and sustaining
health. Sold by all druggists.
How 90 1 lock since had nay hair
VERY like hair Drained youth"
BY~ PERFECTION. The Scarlet, Cardinal
Red, Old Gold, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Dia-
mond Dyes give perfect results. Amy fash
ionable color, 10 cents at druggists. Wells,
Richardson & Co., Burlington, Vt.
At a Thanksgiving dinner commercial
traveller WAS offered q drumstick. He refused
the delicacy en- the ground that he always
sank the shop during the hours of social re-
taxation.
Fear FffIEs
OF our American people are afflicted with
sick headache in either its nervous bilious or
congestive forms, caused by irregular habits,
high living, etc, and no remedy has ever con-
quered it until DIR. Leslie's Special Prescrip-
tion was discovered. Give it Trial. See ad-
vertsement in another column.
"And does this man refuse to provide for
you and his children" said a New York
Judge.
"Provide, yer homer" said the heart-broken
wife: ''lf black eyes wor bread and mate, our
cupboard would nivgr be Imply"
"What does he DO Tor liying?" said the
judge.
"He digs graves for his broken promises"
Do not be deceived; ask for aud lake only 3.
FL. Douglass AID Sons Cap5lcam Cough Drops
for Coughs, Colds aud Sore Threats. D. s.
and Trade Mark on every drop.
Stranger-You seem to be pretty busy in
spite of the duh times. Connecticut manufac-
turer-Busyl / never Tas driven go hard in
my life. Ny greatest trouble is to get lumber
fast enough. THAT is certainly encouraging.
You turn out great deal of furniture, l sup
poee!' 1--WE don't make 'urniture-ihat is,
not the ordinary kind of furniture. That trade
is rather dull" "Ipdeedl Then what are you
manufacturing" "Maytlower heir!ooms."
Dniry0aem Getting Etjch.
Progressive Dairynen who srs only satisfied
with the best results are adding to their
wealth and comforting benefit OF society by
the rapid improvements they arc making in
the art of butter making. This class use
Wells, Richardson & Co.'s Improved Butter
Color, and know by actual test that it fills
every claim made for it.
"If yea could coin all the silver in your hair,
how rich an old man you would bsp' mot
half 30 rich as you would be, youog man." an
s&ered the old man, ''if you could sell the
brass in your face
Success is certain if you use the Congress
Yeast Powder in making cakes, etc. 1t is
perfectly pure Cream Tartar baking powder.
MARRIAGES..
In Harrison, Nov.22. Ernest L. Burnham of Harl
risOn and Miss Angus Il. Stro of Sweden.
In Fryeburg. NOV. 2 VIM. +. Lombard of Hiram,
and Miss Lillian f. Richardson Of Fryeburg
In Bristol Nov. %. Edward II Swain OF Bristol
and Miss Willie E. Trefethen of Bremen.
In Wiscasset. Nov. s. George d. Iarbox and Mics
Ruth j. Brooks, both of Westport.
In Southport, Nov. 16, John l.. Giles of Boothbay
and Miss Lebe0ca Moor of Southport
In Dresden, Nov, 2S. Cept John j. Willard and
Mrs. Annie jackson.
EsEATMH.