The Penn's Grove record., 1884-06-07
Press Comments.

''Tilden and Payne is the war cry
among the Democracy of Ohio. That
would be a doubled barrelled ticket for
certain.-RucEester Herald.
The Jersey City journal" says there
is nothing which will make a Green
hacker SO mad as to see his party desig-
mated as the IN. G." party.
Forty years ago butter was made of
cream, sugar was made of cane, cigars
were made of tobacco and shoes were
made OF lcather.-Philadelphia Call.
Long Island City lost oyer 100000
by the collapse Of the Marine Bank.
The Jersey City "Journal7 thinks it
will be known us Short Island City,
soon.
Elizabeth journal" GA Philadel-
phia paper quietly, but conclusiyely,
says that it is too short IA journey from
Wall street to Newark" If we re-
member Alright Elizabeth isn't much
further off.
"New Hampshire, :" says the discrim
mating New Brunswick Times, " sis
one of the States lin which it costs
nothing to he a free trade Democrat,
as it nearly always goes Republican"
The New Brunswick FRIEDMAN"
uniquely compares the Democrats,
when they tackle the tariff, toa cat in
a strange garnet. They are afraid to
ga down stairs, and they dare not jump
out of the window.
If a man wants to know all the mcan
things that he has ever done i'll his life,
or that people think he has done, or
that people think they car safely ac-
cuse him of having done, let him n
Lounce himself as a candidate for the
presidency.-FeXas SiftingS.
4 Harrisburg editor has resigned his
position to become the manager of a
baseball club. Editors do sometimes
rise TO more lofty positions, but the
majority wear themselves out and die
in the newspaporial harness. --Bismark
Tribune.
We. observe with some surprise that
General Buffers firm grip on the tail
of the Democratic dog i'll Massachusetts
threatens to 4e of no account to him
in consequence of a disposition of the
tail to pull out,-Brooklyn Eagle.
Bets are offered that when the north
pole is reached, an American newSpa.
per reporter will be there with al elab-
crate description of the place already
written up, waiting to take the first
boat for ome.-MorristoWon Herald.
We can imagine how sick at heart
poor old Bill English is. lie will new
81 get through rcgretting that he didn't
establish business relations with the
Grant family before young Ward fast
cned his mandibles upon them.-Chioa-
50 News.
A base ball umpire was moobed in
Philadelphia u few days ago. 1t will
soou be so that every time a game of
base bah is played the Governor will
have to call out the troops to protect
the umpire. Our leading industries
must be encouraged and protected
Norristown Herald.
The Anti-monopolists have rominat-
ed Ben Butler for the Presidency, and
adopted a platform that demands the
fostering care of government" for
about everything under the sun. 1t is
suspected that the anti-monopolists are
i'll need of the fostering care of a luna
tic asylum.-Chicago Times.
Editor uennerY Watterson wants
war to the knife, the knife to the hilt,
the hilt to tie hand, the hand to the
stomach, the stomach to the back, the
back to the wall, and the wall next to
mn undertaker's establishment. Sweet
spirit of justice, give lis peace in Ken
tuckyi-Atlanta Constitution.
Says the Jersey City ''Tattler:" The
free traders are now going to make a
square fight. That is what they should
have done in tho first place. Free
trade belongs to both parties. Let the
free traders step out of the ranks and
array themselves under their own BAN
ner. Then we shall have the issue on
it's metits and the people viii have a
chance to say how they like it.
In advocating the question of high
license, the Burlington Reporter"
says: High license has succeeded in
reducing the number of saloons in Chi
taro ana increasing the revenue. Last
year. under the low license system, the