Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-10-30
PITH AND POINT

If your daughter is in poor health
let her use the. mop about the house.
Nothing like home-mop-at for
weak. Young woman WhiteiaaU Times.
3s zs-Cases of metallic poisoning may
have been traced to cheap silver-plated
pitchers. They were only made for
wedding presents, not for use.-M I.
Graphic. ssszzz
VI ife-.'John. our eoachman must
80 go ''Aii''But why, my dear? Our only
daughter is married. - eyes, but
John. I'm not 50 very old myself, you
know H-Burtin7toa Free Press.
The secret out: sssss
= Why IS the ;, osth Po:e IKE place
az Of Governshent, BY men most base2
Zee i "a Sc Y is q secret still ,rn,,o,
jils1ikLA1t came out in q Tennessee, lawsuit
ssfla thatahe ardent letters sent By asgirl to
herzIo Ter had been composed for an
ii. Is other fellow, but that, on transferring
~ her affections suddenly, she had erased
70 the original name and sinsertedSa new
2 s1ls one. 80 - ~ 50
-isss'1@ IA new telephone Instrument has
= been invented by which the crying of
hundred miles. The adaptability of
10 the moon as a place of residence will
now become a matter of supreme i'm
portance.-P Philadelphia Gait.
IA new game, similar to-f1ide and
seek, is becoming very popular in this
-z. country.=SIs is pIayeds as follows: \
3 cas- Iief IN "a bank takes tae money of
Z 4 tHe Institution. and disappears. Then
] W.the detectives try TO find him. If they
ssss succeed, he comes home and hast pay
70 ga forfeft:-N. X. Ledger. - sass-sas
,y.vs.ssL-A very witty newspaper para
s.ggraphist recently received = letter re-
aIW 9uesting him to Observation-Disclosures the
principal causes of his witt The an
aver wasRpromptly returnedA 1t was
til Is: ssNine hours of, sleep every nights
9thinei square meals every day and
s~Ss good salary. 81 -
e j TN speaking of the girl to whom he
Issss was Engaged he referred to hsrsas his
= : s.sfirlancees Y GU mean your ,fiance,
80 ness If is prom coed fee-ong%say"
al don't care how it's pronounced.
= That girl IS my tina nceesS She WORTH
= $50 oU.'Ae chicago frsbane
S A-one of these English deYotees to
= ,namruon once received a lesson from
John Bright, who did not seem to pay
to him. the possessor of the purse, sutfi-
= cient homage. The rich man ,pompous-
Nv said. s.Do you know. sir. that | am
worth a-million sterlinge Yes, said
the irritated but calm-spirited respond1S
sSs emit. al do; and / know that tits all YOU
z dfS w oIsn. 8 - .
EDO they have spring in Russia
-, :. nowp,' mo why do you esk ~ q Be
- cause the Gear had all the trees cut
.sses dowrsalong the railroad fro n St, Peters
pc. burg to Warsaw, and in spring the trees
- an Shoot. ,'ssi..No, he is not afrdd OF
5. sthe. trees shooting. .sWhy thep did
-. he have them cut DOWN. rs am NJ
49, sure. but perhaps he was afraid thete
might be dynamite in their trunks.
7eras Sif1f'aqs. sf9
-"oh, NV said Mrs. Greatheart.
looking up from the evening paper, "a
man in Michigan had his tongue shot
off yesterdav5'5 s.Was be q married
MANI inquired her husband. Il don't
q know. Why?' .sBecause, if he lis
married man he is not SO badly off,' re-
nl;ed Mr.. Greatheart- .tHis wife proba-
Xiv has tongue enough for both of
them., Mrs. Greatneart rustled her
paper irately, and Mr.. 6. silently scored
: great big Washtn3ton Hatcaet