Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-18
PLEASANTRIES.

no father.
CALLING for a division Of the house
Filing a petition for divorce.
A LAWYER is about the only man that
ever made anything by opposing wom-
ans will.
WHEN at home, the Chinaman is a
Monaghan. When in the United States
he is Mustgolian.
A LOUISVILLE belle has in her parlor
a beautiful embroidered motto, "E Plur
bus, yum, yum"
A YOUNG lady, not we'll versed in
music, wants to know if dance music Ii
written in foot notes.
THE name of the Speaker Of the Mas
sachusetts House is No-yes, and his
ability to decide tie is doubted.
SIGN on gentlemans house in Edin-
burgh "Any person entering these in
closures will be shot and prosecuted"
GREE Of charge-an empty gun. !"
There's where you make mistake. It's
the empty guns that have added to the
angelic population.
WHEN Patrick saw the announcement
in shop window, "Great Slaughter
in Clothing" he stepped in and inquired
for evan of thin kilt Suits"
THE great social maria if to have ones
hand photographed. But when man
holds four and fails to get bet he
doesn't want his hand photographed.
HERE is one we thought of sending to
London Punch-Why is a small NOR
sci of bread smaller in French than in
English I? Because it is a moroccan (more
SOY .-Lo,OeN Citizen.
eyes" said the country member, at
went to that variety show because I felt
sure there'd be nobody there who knew
me | burned if pretty much the whole
Legislature wasn't there |" .
evil the coming man drink wine ?"
asks the Boston Star. He will when he
can get some other man to pay for it.
When the expense falls upon his own
shoulders he will imbibe beer.-New
York Commercial advertiser.
A T1PsY Bostonian, who was arrested
while making vain efforts to clutch at q
BARRIERS pole, exclaimed, as the police
man drifted him in the direction of the
station-house, "Stransh, I never saw'r
DORA borealish smear before"
"WELL, and what has become of our
old friend X?" "Turned stock broker. {"
"Ah did he make anythingT' "He
did-he made 400, 900 francs customer
had deposited with him, and then he
made for America Paris paper.
"WHERE are you going to at such a
gait ?" asked Jones. pere, as he met his
daughters young man. "What gate,
sir ?-there amt any gate-I mean"
and then he wYenched himself together
with a sickly smile and looked feeble
minded.
sis THE neighborhood much both.
cred with cats ?" asked gentleman who
was negO4is ting for the lease of house
at used to be-" frankly answered tn,
landlord, "but since o French res
tausant was opened around the cornel
there hasn't been one SEEM"
A CONCERTED man, noted for his lacl
| of good looks, pompously said 81 hav,
three children who are the very mag,
of myself" "How I pity the youngest I
exclaimed person standing by. "Wh.
is that ?" asked the conceited man
because it is the one that will proba
bly, have to resemble you the longest.
SOME charitable Harvard student
went and sawed up the wood pile Of
poor widow while she was away, an
when she returned she discovered tbs
they had destroyed lot of timber 81
had bought to build an ell to her co
tage. Bold, bad men are not adapte
10 saving wood.
4 PRoFEssoB to classical student.
( Atlas supported the world, who supper
ed Atlas?" Student-"The question
sir, has often been esked, but never,
far as I am aware, satisfactorily 81
sv,ered. L have always been of the Opt
ion that Atlas must have married rio
wife and got his support from h
! fotborn