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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-10-03
ADVERTZSED MAIL MATTER.

The following is the list of letters re-
naming uncalled for at the Kenosha
Post Office, Kenosha Co., Wis, for the
week ending Oct. I'd, 1884, and which
will be sent to the Dead Letter Office at
the expiration of thirty days unless call
ed for:
Carp, Henry Malone, Frank
Frazer, G. r. Simonsen, Laurets
To obtain any Of the above mail mat
ter the applicant must give the date of
this list. CHARLES FRANTz.
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BRISTOL MUTUAL FIRE IN
STIR a NOE IN

To the members of the Briatol Mutual
Fire Insurance Co. / will be at the
Town Hall, Friday, Oct. 10th, to receive
the fire tax due on VIM. Watkins barn
J. d. FOWLER, Treasurer.
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Town of WheatIand.

Fox River Valley r. r. Goa piece of Land
running through 4 s e Il or sec sec 6, [ 1, 10
No. of acres, 8. Amount, Sl.69.
Fox River Valley r. r. Goa piece of laRt
running throughn e 4 n el or see sec 6, 1, I 10
No. of acres, s. Amount, Sl.69.
Fox River Valley R. II. Goa piece of LAND
running through W part W i 5 W i sec %, 2
Fox River Valley II. r. C0.-Comg 10 rods OF
n W cor of S W Il of sec 81, 2, r19; thence sly
along W line of Il II track so rods to the s line OF
NV Il S W of said see 80: thence east along
said line loo feet thence along e line
said R track so rods to the line of said I,
sec: thence W to place of beg, sec 80, t 2, 10;
No. of acres, 50-100. Amount, SITS.
Fox River Valley II. r. Goa piece of land
running through the In e Il sec :, t /, r 10:
No. of acres, 8. Amount, S1.97.
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MUST BE SOLD,
Two dwelling house premises, splendid
locations, by L. Knapp. Kenosha.
FURNACES FOR SALE,

Two furnaces, saved from Apollo
Hall, and suitable for private dwellings
for sale at very low prices. Apply tc
HI. B. Hinsdale or Lewis Balm
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DYNAMITE.

| keep constantly on hand supplies
for blasting boulders and stumps.
r. F. ROBERTS, Woodwork.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-10-03
ca IoAGo 4 NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY.

Time Of departure of passenger trains from Keno
sha Wis in effect Sept. %, 1884.
Leave for Chicago and the East-428 A. NJ, 100
A. NJ, 1884, NJ. 1908 P. NJ, 207 p NJ ga P. NJ.
Sunday 2.10 P, NJ.
Leave for the North-9.55 A. NJ, % P. NJ, 444 P.
M 649 P. A., 1903 P. M.
Sunday, 1924 Am.
Western train arrives at IL Nj. Departs at 3.15 P.
THOMAS GIBBoN, Agent
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Town of Somers.

Mary Burrington-Beg 40 rods W cor sec
thence 40 rods, n 16 rods, 40 rods, 16rOdS, to
beg. sec 36, t 2, %; No, of acres, l. Amount
1892.
Mary E. Fsk-Al block W town line W OF
sec sec 81, ., T 23. Amount, S3.25.
Christian eraser EState--The w 2b acres of
the following description beg s W cor S W Il
thence n 100 rods, e Is rods, 100 rods to beg,
sec 13. Q. %; No. Of acres. ". Amount 81. Sc.
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ROM s. STRONG,S ADDTT1ON

iSONIC N OlllONO . AlJl(lIlON.
Matt Murphy Lot 2, blk q, II e or sec sec G, t
I, %. Amount, S1OS1.
n. EHLES' SUBDIVISION OF SIX ACRES.
j. d. p: Hawley-Lot 3, blk IS. n w or sec g.
/. %. Amount, 1885,
Fourth Ward.
C&N w RR CO-Blk IA, s e or sec sec 81, 2,
%. Amount S3S11.
Est of VIM Duff-LOtS Is and II, blk IA, or
sec sec 81, 2, + %. Amount, SGg24.
VIM. Ernst-LOt 8, blk 10, e or sec sec 81, t g
%. Amount, S1663.
VIM Ernst-LOt 4, blk 1G, or sec sec 81, t 2
r23. Amount, $2189.
VIM. EmSt-LOt 5, blk 16, s G or sec sec 81, t {
%. Amount, 1919.
Woods and except part taken for II R
Lots and Z, blk 1, W or sec sec 81, to, I %
Amount, $2.76.
C&N w X r CO-That part of blk of Fisk'S
addition lying of Garden ST. and and II of +
track; blk I, W or sec sec 81, / 2, + %
Amount, $1,79.
JENNE'S ADDITION.
Dan Knapp-LOt2 2, blk 2, W or sec sec 81,
2, r23. Amount, S2.7G
Catharine o Hare-COmg 20 rods W of line
and 40 rods of s line Of said Il sec thence tt
s line OF Middle st, extended w as laid out on {
plat OF University addition, WHY on s line O.
Middle st, to e line of Maple ST thence s Oh
said line of Maple st to point 40 rods n of line
of said Il sec thence to beg s w or sec sec 81
to, % amount $lO81.
WASHINGTON ISLAND:
L. Kaapp-LOtS Is and IA, blk 2, n e or sec SCI
81, t2, 3d. Amount, S2IG
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Third Ward.


Louise Dickey-LOt Z, blk 2, II W or sec sec 5, t
1,r25 Amount, SlG84
Harriet Stone Cong 1917 # w and rod of
II cor of said "a sec thence s rods; thence e
to W line of Exchange st; II Or see sec 6, t 1, +
30. Amount, $4.5S:
E! S. Elkins-COmg 81 rods of cor of lot
Is thence g to sec line; thence rods thence
W to Kenosha ST; thence n rods Is # to beg
e or sec sec g. t 1, L %. Amount, $4O.9S.
Est of ]: vs. Quarles-15 # in width off side
of lots % and 81 II or sec sec 6, t /. 7 % F.;
n Y Of lOt2l, n or sec sec G. t /, %. Amount,
$417.
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DRY GOODS DEPARTMENT /!


And are now ready to supply their
old customers and the general public
with the finest qualities OF Groceries,
material to make bread for the
family, and a frock for every child, of
the best quality and at the lowest
prices.
We-also take in exchange for our
goods all kinds of farm produce and
allow the best market price. Come
and see us. We will give you good
bargains and treat you in as acommo-
dating manner as possible.
LENTz & FUNCK.
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OM. 3 ST. PAUL RAILWAY

O.M. & ST. PAUL RAILWAY
Time Of passenger trains that stop at Kenosha
Crossing.
Going North-9 46 A. NJ, lbs P. NJ, 45O P. NJ,
$50 p. NJ, 1850 P. M.
500 P. M.
til. CARPENTER, Agent
G. O. CLINTON Superintendent
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Town of Pleasant Prairie

VIM. Seleck-Se z sec I'll, I @ No Of acres
160 Amount, S12O,97.
VIM. Selleck-N e 4 see Il, l, T %; No. OF
acres 100. Amount, $9456.
and partly in W 4, bounded n by French, e by
highway, s by VOlmer W by Brant ;rSec I, /,
% No. of acres, u. Amount, S1.41.
VIM. Seleck-4 acres ms W cor e Il, bounded
s by sec line, e by II. II. W by Chicago Telegraph
Road, sec 6, tt, r22 No of acres, 4. Amount
$5.0S.
Emily Z. Bond-~AI that part of IN W Il cong al
II cor of Elizabeth st, and Rowland ave.
n W cor said i sec thence E 81 rods thence q
rods; thence e So rods thence s to Elizabeth st
thence W on side of Elizabeth st to place of beg
except q acres in n w cor to Miller, Smith &
between Prairie ave and PSmerOy st, extended
and lying next east of land owned by SuSannal
Miller and one LawtrOp see 6, l, % No, OF
acres, 16 $40. Amount, S22.36.
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OF BRIGHTON, WIS

TACTICAL UCTIONEE Err
IL business entrusted to him viii receive
prompt attention. Post ONCE Address
Kansasyille. Racine Co. Wis.
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Chicago and st. Paul
and Minneapolis,

lwaUkee. La Crosse, Sparta, Madison, Fort How
Green Bay), Wis, WinOna, 0watOnna, MankRto,
Minn., Cedar Rapids, Des MOines Webster City, HI
gOna Clinton, Marshalltown, Iowa, Freeport Elgin
Rockford, Ill., are amongst its 500 local stations on
its lines
Among few of the numerous points of superior
ity enjoyed by the patrons of this road, are its
DAY COACHES. which are the finest that
human art and ingenuity can create; its PALA-
T1AL SLEEPING CARS, which are mo-
dels of comfort and elegance; its PALACE
DkAWING-ROOM CARS, which are un-
surpassed by any; and its widely celebrated
NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS
the like OF which are not run by any other road
anywhere. In short, it is asserted that 1T In
TIE BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN
TIL WORLD.
All points of interest North, Northwest and West
of Chicago, business centres, summer resorts and
noted hunting and fishing grounds are accessible by
the various branches of this road.
1t owns and controls over 5000 miles of road, and
has over four hundred passenger conductors con-
stantly caring for its millions of patrons.
Ask your ticket agent for tickets via this route
AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All lead
ing ticket agents sell them. 1t costs no more to
travel ON this route that gives frst-class accOmmo
dations than it does to go by the poorly equipped
roads,
For maps, descriptive circulars and summer resort
papers, other information not Obtainable at your
,ocal ticket Office, write to the
Gen1 Pass. Agent, C. g. NV. Ry,
CHICAGO, ILL.
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Whitaker Engine and Skein Co.,
Manufacturers of Engines and Boilers, the Re
nosha Union Thimble Skeins, Tire Bendefs,
Tire Drills, Blacksmiths Tuyere Irons, CaldrOn
Kettles, Clothes Reel Irons, Reach ~ Plates,
Bolster Plates, Rub Irons and SASH Welghls.
Also repairing of Machinery and implements
rpnAIred.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-10-03

] The use Of the term
Short Line" in con
nectiOn with the cor
pOrate name of a great
road conveys an idea
of just what is required
by the travelling pub
liza Short Line, Quick
Time and the Best of &C.
cOmmOdatiOns "a all OF
which are furnished by
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-10-03
BUSINESS CARDS'
Anthony Van Wyclk.
ATTORNFY-A

nice at Room p Masonic Block, Kenosha, WIS,
Practices in all the Courts; pays particular at
entiOn to Probate business. Also. COLLECTIONS
made; Loans negotiated on Real Estate MORT
cages bought and sold.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-10-03
FISK,S WESTERN -AnnITInN

track, except r r track lots 1, 2, g. and 5, blk
II, S w or sec sec 81, t Q, L %. Amount, $67S.
CO N w R r COAL that part lying of r r,
lots 3, 4, and 6, blk H. S W or sec sec 81, t2,
%: Amount. 1878.
ca N WR'y CO-All n of line r r, except
track-LOtS l, 2, and 4, blk 10, w or sec see
81, t2,r %. Amount, $2.55:
7. b. Hyde-LOt l, blk II, S W Or sec sec 81, 2,
% Amount, 1928.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1884-10-03
DURKEES WESTERN ADDITION

Peter Kryger-Lot 1. blk Isl, W or sec sec 81
t 2, + %. Amount, $1.34
Peter Kryger-Lot 2, blk Isl, s w or sec sec 81
t 2, + %. Amount, S155
Peter Kryger-LOt 49, blk 152, W or sec sec 81
2,r23 Amount. S1513
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City Kenosha-First Ward,

John WilsOn-COmg sos # W OF e cor Of said
block thence n 12S fl thence w to e line OF
w Main st thence to cor of blk; thence e
to beg; blk Sc, or sec sec 81, to, %. Amount
$2087
VIM. Enst-COmg at W cor lot l; thence A
# thence 1872 #; thence n to line of lot
thence W to beg. lot /, blk 40, Or sec sec 81.
2, I 49, Amount. $2489
Etyira Bond !, 20 IT OF lots and 2 blk A.
E. A. Hyde-Comg at II W cor of lot 3 thence
Is it; thence to line of said lot thence II to
II line Of said lot thence W to beg lot g. blk G, S
A. G. Sawyer-E 4 of lots and s, blk I, S W
or sec sec 80, t 2, 7 %. Amount, SAT-.
Michael Grlffin-LOtS 3, 5, 6, and 8, blk II, S
w or sec sec g. t 2 L D. AmNunt. 81 II.
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A ball will be gwen at Park City Hal
on Thursday evening, Oct. 9th, by the
newly-organized Park City Band, under
the direction of Prof Olker. Tickets sc
cents. Refreshments of all kinds. All
are invited. A good time guaranteed.
Messrs. Toner & Lavey have dissolved
partnership, Mr.. Lavey retiring on &C
/ count of being obliged to attend TO hi
growing business in Bristol. Mr.. w. j
Craney, of Paris, will enter into partner
ship with Mr.. Toner.
Rev. r. w. Bosworth preached hi
farewell sermon at the Methodist churcl
on Sunday last. It is only to be hope
that his successor will be equally Jealous
and give the same general satisfactlo
as did Mr. Bosworth.
club" COUGH CURE, . cents. Pre-
scription of Boston physician, dispens
9 ed years by Boston druggist. On
DOSE will cure any ordinary cough.
) acts almost magically. Ask +. Robin
son for % cent bottle of HUB" CoUG
CURE Warranted.
Devlin Bros, of Bristol, shipped 8
KenOsha Crossing thirty-nine live f;
hogs, the total weight being over 5000
lbs. They shipped on their own a
$ count, leaving the middleman out
the cold. It's hoped the venture ma
prove a success.
When symptoms Of malaria appe'
: in any form, take Ayers Ague Cure
!, once, to prevent the development,
e the disease and continue until health
restored, as it surely will be by the u
. of this remedy. A cure is warranted
/ Ievery instance.
vi Mr.. Jacob Hermann has assumed IL
agency of a full line of steamers to Han
= bnrg, Bremeo and other European por
= and sells tickets at reduced rates. I'll
! is an accommodation to all who desi
an ocean trip to visit the father land.
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MCLAUGHLIN'S ADDITION.

John Reimann-E 4 of W 4 of blk 27, e q
sec sec 30, to, %. Amount, 1886.
John Remann-Center a of W Z of blk n, e
John Reimann N x of II e a of blk az, s q
see sec 30, t 2, %. Amount, SLIT
C& N w R'y CO-Lots and 6, blk GO, al
sec sec 81, t 2, + %. Amount, $2.7G.
C& n w Il CO-S6 # in width of end Of
lots and 6, blk GO, or sec sec 81. 2, + %
50
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

IBT FATHKR RYAN,

Retter than grandeur, better than gold.
Than rank and titles thousand fold.
Is heslthy body and mind at ease,
And simple pleasures that always please.
A heart that can feel another's woe.
With sympathy large enough to infold
All men as brothers Is better than gold.
Better than gold is conscience clear.
Though toillng for bread In an humble
sphere,
Doubly blessed in content and health.
Untired by the lusts and cares Of wealth,
Lowly living and lofty thought,
Adorn and ennoble a poor mans cot.
For mind and morals IN natures plan
Are the genuine tests of gentleman.
Better than gold Is the sweet repose
or the sons of toll when the labors close.
Better than gold Is the poor mans sleep,
And the balm that drops on his slum-
bers deep.
Bring sleeping draughts on the dovny
bed,
Where luxury pillows Its aching head.
The toller simple opiate deems
A shorter route TO the land Of dreams.
Better than gold Is thinking mind,
That In the realm Of books can find
A treasure surprising Australian ore.
And live with the great and good Of yorc
The sage's lore and the poets lay,
The glories Of empires passed away;
The worlds great dream viii thus un.
fold
And yield treasure better than gold.
Better than gold Is peaceful home
Where all the ilreslde characters come,
The shrine Of love, the heaven OF life.
IIallowed by mother, or sister, or wife,
However humble the home may be,
Or tried with sorrow by heavens decree
The blessings that never S5erc bough
or sold,
And center there, are better than gold.
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07
4 Parable In OIL.

The following halls from Titus.
vile, from correspondent whose
familiarity with tho Scriptures 10
only equalled by his prominence as
AN anti.Standnrd.ite.
The parable Of the lW oil brok.
ers reads as follows:
/. Then shall the oil market be
likened unto ten brokers who took
theif lamps and went forth TO
meet the panic. And 1--we of them
were wise, and five were foolish.
2. They that were foolish took
their lamps, with oil in them. at
eighty.dve to ninety cents.
3. But the wise took no oil in
their vessels with their lamps. Yea.
moro, they sold short
4. While the panic was gather
ing they all slumbered ahd slept,
or played dominoes.
8. At midday there was a cry
made, "Bohold the market gocth
to sixty-hye. Go ycout to meet
u, as your banker wishes to see
you."
q. Then all those brokers arose,
aud trimmed there lamps, putting
away their dominoes.
Z. And the foolish said unto tho
wise, "take some Of our oil, fol
our lamps are running over. Car
rying rates are high, aud we have
more than we can tote. Take some
at seventy cents"
8. But the wise answered, say
ing, Not so; lest there be not 0
further break II. our favor, but g
yc rather to your banker aud pa,
more margins.
8. And while they went to pa.
their margins, the public cam
and the shorts could cover at sixty
five. When the foolish returned
the oil exchange door was shut
they said; "Open to u.s."
10. Bnt the janitor replied
ave know you not" You ar
busted! Here after you will b
agent for your wife,
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

All postage must be paid by
stamp.
Letters in the United States per
half ounce, 2 cents.
Drop letters, half ounce, ! cent.
Registered letters, 10 cents and
proper postage.
Pamphlets, newspapers, maya
zines, books, posters, etc., each 2
ounce or fraction, | cept.
Printed cards, blanks, seeds,
merchandise, | cent per ounce.
All matter not at letter rates
must be prepaid in full, wrapped
so that 1t can be examined without
destroying the wrapper.
Liquids, poison, explosives and
other dangerous matter excluded.
Unpaid letters are sent to the
Dead Letter office.
Letters part paid forwarded, ball
ance collected Of the receiver.
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ROADS.
EDITOR TINES :

EDITOR TINES:
DEAR SIR.-pcrmit me through
your valuable paper to make few
observations on our public roads,
and more especially the one which
| travel going to and from your city
i mean what is called the Rattle
Snake Bayou road. II had an
overseer appointed last year OH
the first five miles, and If he has
ever run n furrow or handled q
shovel of dirt, or fixed a cross.
ing, | don't think anybody has
ever seen it. In fact, the road
from the bridge below Pinkney
Montgomery's house toward town,
is so mcen, that one Of his tenants
has done o thriving business pull
ing ont with his OK team those
who have occasion 20 como to
your city for provisions, etc
There is four places that will al.
most mire a mule, let alone load
ed wagon. The Board of Super
visors are to blame to a certain
extant. In appointinc n uereon on
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07
e,lAScERY COURT.

..rua county-Begins on the LIST
\ 4 April and October, and may
Iss 8 judicial days.
LhIugton county-Begins on the I'd
4 q April and October, and may
|re Is judicial days.
v.r eounty-Begins on the LIST NON
vsr and November, and may con-
b judicial days.
ksua eounty-Begins on the 3D.
Il xay and November, and may
: u Judicial days.
liver esunty--Begins on the LIST
&yune and December, and may
= 8 judicial days.
key eounty-Begins on the 2nd
of June and December, and may
e 9 Judicial days.
hlsr meetings are held by the
h Supervisors as follows; Bien-
1t Monday Of January to elect
| Commissioners. Annually first
n Of xarch, to receive Tax-Collec:
Iports Of delinquent and insolveni
n Monday Of August to receive and
bon the Assessment Roll; LIST non.
September to levy taxes; and on
rday next preceding each term Of
\ Court.
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07
Presbyterian Church

Preaching at n q m anil : D. M every Sunday
Communion lst Sunday in February. May, Au-
gust ahd November. IHyer-nr.llng every
Wednesday nlght. : Archer Pastor. Sunday
school At si. sam. Bfawn sup
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4TH nIsTRtoT.

r4HaNIAA
,aanty-Begins On the Isl
f,lsreh and October, and may
iadieisl days.
=. ssanty-Begins on the md
!. : March and October and may
: jadieial days. $.
5. eaaniy-Begins on the 4th
- March and October, and may
&. = judicial days.
80 eounty-Begins on the 2nd
80 the ith Monday Of March
4 .-ssr. and may continue Il ju-
|hTs -.
....s county-Begins on the 9Th
4 .ser the ith Monday Of March
-. and may continue u judi
[s;.xton county-Begins on the
',dsr sfter the 9TH Monday Of
"A october, and may continue 30
/
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

Regulsr morning service at II a. m Evening
-srsies. I p. ~. every sunday. Communion
llrst sunday In each month b II Ramssv.
Rector sablath-school atD.b a. m J.. N.
Moore superintendent
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

This list of distances is procured
from the latest official surveys and
maps.
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

Preaching NJ II d. M. and Z n. m every SUM
slav, Prayer meeting every "Wednesday nlKhf
>un,isy-srhool. s:so u. N sfandiler. Pastor.
W u Tfigg, supt.
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

bms Of Supreme Court-Com-
on the LIST Mondays Of April
Dct0ber.
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AnVERrTsTKa nArEs.

Transient Advertising. One square
One Insertion. n...-..............--S1 81 .10
Zach subsequent Insertion. .......... 70
Fees fer Legal notices. which are in
cluded under this head. due on on before
last publication Seproof furnished un<
Ill paid for.
" Locals" i've lines or less. this type
80 cents for first, Is cent? eseh sabse-
quent Insertion.
Personal articles or notices charged for
according 10 their nature.
Customers viii please give explicit diS
rections, Of length Of time for peblieatioE
Of advertisements.
Regular advertising. one square. ms.
81 . ms. 81. year so.
Larger advertisements. qh4fterly, half
yearly. and yearly.
Contracted for af Liberal Rates.
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07

Services Frilay evenings al ~. and SATURDAY
mornings 1T Tor. !. Bogrn, Rabbi.
The Greenville times., 1884-06-07
rowN OFFICIALS.
Mayor, ]. Alexander.

Mississippi Lsvss Commissioners.
'ar meetings second Mondays
Of January and July.
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ANNOUNCING CANDIDATES,

yearly. and yearly.
Contracted for at Liberal Rates.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1884-06-24
GETTING EVEN WITH PATTI.
Eight Dollars for Oysters for Two.

John Fltchet, who formerly kept an
oyster and coffee saloon here, is now IN
Salt Lake city engaged in his old busi-
ness. Although very liberal, he hates
TO be ''taken in" and when he is he
sits up night after night scheming to
get even. The Salt Lake papers say
that when Patti visited Salt Lake re.
Gently, John paid ten dollars to hear
her and then went home to think the
matter over, but for the life OF him
could not see how he could get his
money back. About an hour after the
show Patti aud Nicolini called for oys.
ters and ice cream, and John. knew he
had them.
When through eating they called him
over, aud demanded their bill.
Eight dollars said John, without
moving muscle.
Eight dollarsl" repeated la diva,
in disgust; why that's four times more
than it oaght to be-"
That may be, Madam" retorted
John, ''but l paid $40 to hear you sing,
aud now you hear Me sing.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1884-06-24

A bnmptious Euglishman, Figaro
says, Yves dining with lady at table
dhote in Boulogne. Seated opposite to
them was a German, on whose hand
were some rings. After gazing at the
German, the Englishman said to his
companion in low voice: 81 hate to
see man with rings on" A supercil-
ious sneer was all the German vouch-
safed. After little time the English.
man again said to the lady: "Do you
know what | should do with ring il |
had oneg" Before the lady could reply
the German leaned across the table,
and, in sulky growl, said: "Wear it
in your nose'
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1884-06-24

"Why do you keep getting up and
going out between the acts!" asked an
unsophisticated country maiden OF a
city cousin, with whom she was attend
ing the theater. "Well, my dear, coz, !"
was his reply. Il don't mind telling
you that am trying to combine the de-
lights of the evening dram and the eve-
ming drama"