New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-16
THE TALK OF The DAY.

In London the other day. Mr.. Stuart Cumberland tried
to read Mr. MOncure ID. Conways mind, but failed TO DC
So Mr. Conway said afterward that he was thinking OF
glass Of brandy and water.
Representative Ermentrout, of Pennsylvania SAYS
it, but what Of that Tden talks OF the voice oil
cannon 10 respohd To- the voice of the peope whies
will nominate and put him In the White House
Journal.
The island of St. Helena is gradually going the dem
milton bow-wows Few vessels now stop there for
supplies
Miss Florence Marya the English novelist is coming
to America lecture upon "What Shall We Do With OuI
Menp Let them stndy the stage a year. Florence,
and then come to America and make their fortunes
Boston Post
The Chicago and st. Louis papers still harp on the
joke about the large feet OF the young ladies Of
each CITY, 1t be feared that the Chicago and St
Louis papers are very provincial in some things.
The following notice is posted the police station Of
Council Bluffs, Iowa: "No loafers allowed here except
police"
missed street by about half second. "Greae
Scott" he exclaimed anoher one won't be along for
four minutes and in these troublesome times IL I'm a
second Late my wife Will imagine that have defauted
and absconded. "-[Philadelpha Chronicle Herald.
The Charleston Necs and Courier says that sulIyans
Island, s. c. is destined TO become the leading
and winter resort Of the North and South.
If France and England agree to divide Northern Africa
W
take to the woods.
isn't that smell of broled steak dellciousa" said
Dumey another boarder he entered the breakfasI
morning Yes nde si replied ed the I boser from be-
hind piece OF fried bacon ths smell Is
the other bouse."-LPhiladelphia Call
There are so many Democratic candidates in the field
they oste each other and interfere the game
In the meanwhile, the Republicans making o home
II the Democrats should nominate Cleveland for the
Presidency, the campaign song writers would be driven
crazy in trying to find word to rhyme With his
In 1876 The Netc- York Times foppod over to Andrev
Johnson and stayed there until decreasing revenues
admOnished return TO common sense. Henry j. Ray.
mond who was then its editor was OF much more conse
quence as man than the present British free-trads
editOr.-tDayton Journal
An English paper sneeringy refers the fact that
Washington went to Mount Vernon and raised tobacco
when his Presidential term ended Well what II he
dldl Many English statesmen "raise Cain" all their
lives
Now that the Canadian Prcsbyterans are favorng mar
riage with deceased wifes sister, 1t Is feared the
mother country will look upon 1t as fomentmg rebellion.
-lPhladelphia Press.
The Toronto Globe says that Canada wants reciprocity
treaty with the United States Probably wants 10 send
over defaulte to this country in return for those
who have gone from here to Canada.
The Rev. Dr. Plumb in his speech at the alumni dnne.
at And0ver, fairly represented the small theological
clique To which he telOngs, ana 10 whose members,
would SEEM heaven would not be heaven IL there were
hell to counterDaance IT. or 10 quote the m0nstrouS
language of Presbyterian minister IN Brooklyn, "The
eternal glory OF heaven would DO incomplete without
back ground OF innnite woe 10 set 10 In relef" Boston
Transcript
Pressdspatches say that there has been earthquake
at Kishm Theredrat i'll another one OF those places
we intended TO visit has been knocked to fnders-Bur
lington Free Press.
Pretty lebask for sending flowers by post are the
latest novelty I'm England They fasten with a paddock
the person sending and the person resolving each having
a key.
"May Is said to be an unlucky month for marriages"
old bachelor says that according 10 the testimony OF
his friends who have slipped their heads into the ma,r
monta moose the other unlucky months for marriages
june July, August. September October November,
December January, February, March and April Nor
r1stown Herald
The Ne,g York Times refuses 10 support Blaine and
Loganwhich Is bad for The Nec- York Times. local
newsdeaer. who has heretofore sold hfty copies day.
has had the list cut down almost to nothing Blaine men
prefer some other paper-lAsbury Park Spray
General Buffers yacht America Ia being lifted for
long Voyages but there truth In the rumor that tho
General to 80 TO tho Democratic National Convention
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now kind Of monkey has been discovered in Msds
gascar IL throws stones with astonishing swiftnes anu
precision. specimen has been taken 10 Yale Cchege
where It Is believed win be igd useful e onAns'
Old Thomas Allen survivor OF the Balakiava Charge
died the other day in a poorhousein London Inc GOV
eminent had been paying him mnniaeeat pension Oh
| twelve cents dag.