The Russellville Democrat., 1884-05-29
yas5ay, department.

IfeSentcu U1 NIS+ Wi. II. HUI oIl 1 last Sunday afternoon the lnvcliest Ihoqnet of the season, selected from by far the finest assortment of hot house flowers in RusselIville. Yes, 1 I may be perfectly safe in saying a collection that but few in Arkansas can surpass. The recipient of said l gift tenders through the columns oi the DEMOCRAT his most sincere thanks for the VERY ELEGANT offering. l Boys, all I want to catch the girls with IS money to buy ice cream for their mothers. Henry, How IS it taklng?. Y. Bob would you rather go or be sent for2 Really did she need you when you got there? Be honest, lsfess up." and go next time sue sends for you. J. M. says if those girls are determind to fight he wants to load their pistols. says he will use blank cartridges in one.. Hen Try, we understand that six proposi. tions business. We heard one of the six, i've know it was one of theln), say that she had proposed to six young men, but didn't mean it. We learn that Capt. R.J.W's mon key will give n free show next week. The ladies are cordially invited to bring their sspison" if they come. The young ladies have been offering reward for receipt to quiet mon keys. We can't offer bettter sug- gestion than the application of more gnat medicine on his back. :. Intel 1 ligence has reached us that very lovely basket boqeut, so artistically arranged by the hands of Mrs. w. H. Hill, was expressed to Tennes- see fairy few days since by one ol our boys. Now young man if you wish to have your heart handled with care, place it in good hands within a circumscribed radius of your whereabouts. l wonder fl Will thinks they have no flowers in | Nashville?
 The ice was broken last Sunday evening. I wonder who will be first 1 to follow suit2. How strange that young man will be so restless while sitting by lady in church. Will R. has discovered all easy posi-
 tion to whom I refer all desiring further information. :. Will P. says he has good one on himself, BUT HE WON'T TELL. .J. R. has announced himself as monkey No. ?. Look out for No. B.. Any young lady with MATRIMONIAL INTENTIONS desiring a beautiful ring with diamond set, will very much accommodate the under
 signed by calling at his place of business. J. R.. The following classification took place one day last week, which resulted in two MINES with extras. First nine--Misses E. H., E. B., R. J., k. w., R. F., NJ. and NJ. w., l.. H., E. B., with B. c, and E. D. extra. Second nine Misses B. R., I. B., C. H., NJ. M. F., B., B. S., A, C., J. M., J. T. with E. B., F. and NJ. B., A. M. and M. Y. extra. James M. and Henry E, says they are more than willing for the young ladies to ''try them at any time they are pleased to ap- point. Come again.. We are under many obligations to certain lady in town, but will not give her name. Her kindness will long be remembered and we hope to be able to repay some day. There is q word in the English vocabulary call l ed .spRopRIETY," so we learn from THEIR MAJESTY, "C" F. We thank THEIR HONOR for the information, and any intelligence in regard to other new words will be gladly received. What was the excitement at the picnic last week? Oil of Pennyroyal.
 Did they all take dose5 No, one lady refused,-She was out of fash | ion.. '. H. E received card for a charitable act last Sunday. He went to Sunday school. Will somebody be so kind as to inform Bob T. that he is in fair chance of loosing his girl2 Mir H. was very attentive during Sunday school, last Sunday. Every Wednesday night at 12-3O o'clock we have free show with Ice cream at H. E. X. Co.'S. Chas. V. principal performer, to whom re
 fer all desiring tickets. The mon key wants hand organ. Ice cream at l q. m. last Wednesday night at II Els. Time changes all things. ,. Everybody didn't go 10 the picnic last week. Why? Because they thought it would be DRY one. Shoot. that new Drummer! John is now of on drumming excursion while his girl is left in charge of Mir. w. May joy go with him and the thoughts of his girl trot behind! ...
 Wholesale slaughter! Each mem
 Der of the fishing party of last week, caught 1-l6th of q fish !! :. I'll just tell yoa E-1 don't like the way these hateful boys do. They have become so smart in their minds that they must have their own way about everything. An, In, yes-i believe you. wish there wasn't a boy in town! and then we wouldn't have any of their own notes to an swer on Sunday. If you will take my advice you wouldn't answer them any way, and besides look at the pa per you would savel (Well l should