The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-28

Please, Mr.. Pukwana Scott, please
/, don't say anything more about us.
Well be real good and never say
another word about you-if you will
only "buy us some beer
%, the cold wave has come,
From its huunts in the West,
And the torrid thermom-
Eter pulls down its vest.
The derrick that supports the
windmill at the town we'll IS to be
raised sixteen feet higher to better
enable the wheel TIC catch the wind.
The watering trough is to be placed
near the reservoir.
The Index came out Sizing hot
from the press last week. Our friend
King at Chamberlain has stirred Bro.
HamMondlu It's about time now
for King to say "Why this petty on
temptable pickering.
We want to know why they use
the Kimball Graphics to make bustles
of.-Bijou Hills Times.
Because it ascends with the best
journals of Dakota. Anything else
you would like to know, Bro. Lowe?
In twelve counties Of Dakota the
commissioners refuse to grant license
to sell intoxicating drinks. The
counties are Sphinx, Kingsbury, Jer-
auld, Charles Mix, Sully, Mcpherson,
Clark, Faux, Union, Buffalo, Potter
and Douglas.
ANXIOUS ENQUIRER: The feathers
on the floor at the skating rink are
from the young ladies' bustles, feath-
er bustlrs being the latest thing out
for young ladies that skate. Wish
we had as many dollars as we know
about bustles.
A shrewd old lady cautioned her
married daughter against worrying
her husband too nBch and concluded
by saying: "My child, a man is like
an egg. Keep him in hot water a
little while, he may boil soft; but
keep him there too long, and he hard
) ems.
We acknowledge the receipt OF
complimentary tickets to the Fire
r mans ball at Chamberlain on Thanks
giving night. Mr.. Foster Will please
: accept our thanks for the same. We
regret the failure of our wash-iadY t.
return our shirt III time precluded GU,
attending.
A bet was made between an edi,o,
: and a banker at Denison, Iowa. Th'
loser was to sit on the town pum]
and eat a yard of bologna. The edi
tor lost, and if he is anything lik'
the average Dakota editor a ,ard o
bologna would make a small meal 70
him.-Plankinton Free Press.
r List of letters remaining in tn
post-ofice at Kimball Oak. Nov. lit
T, 1884.
Bond, Miss Ida; Hall, j. j.; King
P. NJ.
Parties calling for any OF the aoov
n letters will please say advertised"
II D.. G. Grippen, P. M.
The Alexandria Herald says tn
Good Templars' lodge of that plac
q is a regular matrimonial agency
T. it were. More couples having bee
married from there and more couple
engaged than from any matrimonia
it agency extant. The Kimball lode
o doesn't seem to work that way.
The following complaints confine
a. a Kimball mar to his bed Cor a weel
,e Worms.
n Headache.
Indigestion.
stomach ache.
4, Kidneys Out of order.
~ E-rysipelas.
= yellow jaundice.
One of the attributes Of civilixatie
is to make men generous. a ~.
> may be in the deepest poverty, but
always stands ready to give an edit
%gratuitous advice as to how he shon
run his paper. One cannot contel
plate this beautiful trait IN the hum
character without feeling an adEail
ton for the race.
We 1t is funny that when a mar is
vited to advertise his business in
al newspaper, he always says: "Nobo
will ever see it, but if some lit
err caper of his is printed in the most
scure column Of the Journal, he g
full indignant, and declares with emp
sis that everybody will see and re
nm it.
es- John Butler, living near Plank
er. ton, had his house burned by a prai
!, fire last month, and in the house
had $50 in currency hid away in
nd tin can. The can had been heated
Fl. hot as to burn the money to a CT
>, and beyond rernrnitinn to the nal