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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-07-12
Sheriff. Sale.

DYvIRrUR oFAN ORDER or sALr1esrrp
ID out Of The sixth Judicial District COvr1. n
and Tor the County Of Lincoln, State Of NtVvdn.
and to me directed and delivered for 4 inde.
neut n udered In said Court on the 9Th dny of
Avgust. 4. D. 1855. in favor Of Archie Ncousie.
Plaintiff, and against the Mar AoWer S1ivsr
Mining Company and the Nsy60VeY Nfuo and
Mining Claim, Defendants. for the cum of eavs q
hundred and six 4.1Go l3706 l.lO01, edl6 coin
dollars, debt, together with doal1fg.
tai costs, and all sccruinR cos,s md I'M tresf.
havs levied on the following property, 70 VT,
That certain mine or mining claim ipov q
md called by the name Of the NsyAoN er n Inc
and Mining Claim. situate, lying and being IN
6r1stol Mining District, Lincoln Couniy.
0tats Of Nevada. and duly recorded in the Mn
Ing Records Of said Mining District, containins
eight hundred linear feet on said ledre or lDde'
together with the appurtenances thereto helona.
ing. and Al the rights and privileges pertaining
thereto.
Notice IL hereby given that on
Saturday, the esh day Of Oesshsr.
A. D. 1858, at ~ O'Clock Y. of that day. win
sell all the right, title and interest o. sajd Nay.
Aover Silver Mining Company In and to tke
above dssczibsd property; and the eajd NAY.
Bower 4iue and Mining claim. q the ficpt door
Of the Oourt.hous~ In fioehe, Lincoln county.
State Of Nevada, 1t public suction, for cssh in
hand, TO the highest and best bidder, to sstiu1S
SAG Judgment and decree and all costs. and ID
ssis.td. Or. SHERWOOD. shsr.a.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-07-12

Since the opening at Coney Island the
weather has been too cold for comforta-
BILE bathing, which has made business
bad for the bathing masters. One of
these, who is a genius, if nothing else,
grew restive on account of the dullness,
and in order to capture those who wan.
dered by the sad sea waves he manufac.
tured some figures, clad them in bathing
suits, and placed them in the water in
such a position that they looked like
bathers clinging ON to the life.lines and
enjoying the water with remarkable zest
The scheme worked we'll for him, but it
was cold day for the bathers; so cold.
in fact, that only one person ventured
out to where the dummies were gleefully
disporting themselves. The proprietor
offered to refund his money, but he
wouldn't have it, considering the joke
worth all he paid for it.--[N. Y. Times.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-07-12
NO. l9
JOB PRINTING.

TED sE
PIOCHE RECORD
NEWSPAPER
JOB PRINTING
oFFICB,
MAIN STR EET,
Phoebe New,
The sttsnnun Of Msrcnsn.s and Ntn,n. n.,,
psniss of Southern Nevada and se,ts.
western Utah 10 called to thsfaet that
Job Prinsingof svsrydissripsiou ID
done At the RECORD os,.os in
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-07-12

A ND ALL KIND OF FANCY AND PLAIN
"A lob Printin gdons nrst.eia sast,,s .nS
atehortnotiee As
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

INJURED Mn JARPuLy.-"Yoa can't
deceive me. Mr.. Jsrphly !" said Mrs. Jar-
phly, snappi,hly and emphs,ic.lly. "it
was after one O'Clock and | wasn't asleep
"why. Amandy. you're badly mi',sk-
en-" responded Ne. J.rPhly. Ia . coneili-
atory voice. "lt wasn't moren li:30.' y
Nov. Jsrphly, don't you sis there and
f.l.ify to me I'm no fool II you think
am"
"Amandy. I never said you Was; you
know diia't. | oaly cay you're mis-
taken. my dear. foe il Vas only 1850, o.
mebbe 1855"
"Jsrphly. wots the use Of your sitting
there an lying, Don't you think could
see the clock ,"
"well. Amsndy, I've got nothing more
to say. IL you'd rather believe ninety
Eve cent-nieksl. plated nutmeg clock thsa
your own married husband" responded
Mr. J.rphly, deeply injured.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

Hon. John X. Lynch. OF Mississippi.
ha. lust been intrrylewed. lie cordially
approves the Augusta speech OF hr.
Blaine, aud says that his Own STATE,
L.oaI-lana. aud South CsrOlins. with fair
election, would be ~ surely R.paDllcan as
Vermont, Maine aud Iowa Speaking OF
the .fscts Of Clevclsnd's electiou upon The
South, he takes q very gloomy View. lie
thinks IL will tend To crush oat liberalism
and encourage prescription, intolerance,
fraud, sectional animosity, anf race PREF
udice. THIS, says the Chicago later Ocela,
ls greatly 10 be feared, although 10 may
result the other way. Ia this persersc
world OF ours good sometimes comes out
Of evil, and when the cloud Il darkest the
rim may be nearest But no man, black
or white, at the South is entitled 10 more
respectful consideration when be speaks
upon the condition aud prospects OF that
section OF our country than the nrst col
ored man TO preside over National Re-
publican Convention.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
HIS MISTAKE.

A gentleman foaai q ragged tramp
sitting on hi. froa, step. eating bis lunch.
"ilere. whs, are you doing here ? he
shouted
"P.raking Of light lunch. Will you
join me ?" the tramp politely responded.
mo: don't wan, any Of your william
Gus feed"
That. 80. !, !. pretty tough kind OF
fodder just 70, !, oa, Ofyoar kitchen.
Yiar site must be doing her Own cook :
ing now. .
"wha,'. that. you Internal hound ?
exclaimed the angry man. starting to.
ward the tramp. s,iIl sitting quietly on
the ,tsp.
Dat ge, excited sir, don, get ex'
cited think a minute. Aren't you mis-
taken 10 calling me a hound ?
"No. I'm not. A-d I'll"
"Bat. my dear sif. you are mistaken.
I am no hoand. I'm . setter
The gentleman CARED ., the tramp 10
admiration and left him to finish his
lunch.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
Prom the caa,aqaam. Tor Dec 's'


n 4. bot recently that We have received
the program OF the Maine Chsatsqas As-
-smbly. III. hr-t session Of which ss- hrh
from Jaly 2Jni - August 2ad, a. harihAs
Grow. fysburg. Me.
The idea ofa M.loe Assembly Originaiei
Win Mrs Msrths Nutter, . NOBLE h-srtrd
woman OF Csps EIitsyeth, who wished 10
see the spread OF the Chantsuqa plan OF
study In Maine. and % have permanent
Organization OF the G. l. \. &. meeting
once q rear for few days, something ar
Ter the plan OF the larger assembly. Az
first it seemed that the movement would
not be successful. bot through the earnest
.for,s OF Mrs. Natter. s--i-ted by Rev.
John Collins, also of Cape Ellt,beth, and
Mrs. stlckney, OF Browuh IA. promise. of
Lectures, readings. essays, a1d masic we're
obtained, programs were printed aud -snt
oat among the people. Wheu The time sp-
pointed for the meeting arrived July 2sth.
There was q goodly number OF entha-it-.
tic Chsrtsuqians gathered AZ MarihAs
Grove.
The entire program "a. successfully car
rled throughout the week. Dariog the
meetlugs regular organization Wa
f,rmsd unfer the name of "rne Maine
chautaqus uulon. Oficers werceleoied-s
yot. was passed 10 meet al the same time
and place another year No lovelier spo,
could be selected Tor such gathering than
Msrths's Grove.
There are number OF elm trees, which fur
nlsh q delightful shade. while beneath Il
carpet OF green, where speakers s,sni
and seats are erected. and here a-c held
nearly all the meetings. rhis grove oord-
ers on the Ssco River, aud Just across its
banks IL obtsin.i lovely view OF NJ
Kearssrge, while other peaks Of the White
Moantsln R.oge sr- seen Ia the distance.
A pleasant drive OF Two miles. past 4 'ur.
Al hlog f.rms ant through he 'oseiy sill,ge
OF Fryeburg, sni the stttion on the L. &
d n A. reached.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23


stand still, and he said that VAS all non-
sense, ,ha, !, couldn't be done. and ! be-
gan TO run timothy hay and tickle grass
up bis ,rowser. legs. and haally he weak
ed and admitted that josh vas oil righ,
on the sun scheme. lie kicked on Solo
mon having . thousand wives and said
he would no, believe . man could be
such a blasted fool. but | took . hay
rake and parted bis hair In the middle.
and filled the inside of his undershirt
with oats. and when they began TO hurt
him he saii the solomon story was true.
and he even vent 90 far s to believe
that solomon bad twelve hundred wives.
80 | 70, him % believe two hundred more
than there vas. which is pretty good for
an infisl. lie wouldn't take much stock
IN Jonah and the whale until We buried
him ia the hay and made him belie"e We
we're going TO Sc, the hay on Gre. when
he said he believed that whales were
used in those days 10 carry passengers,
and we're fitted up with sia,erooms on
the inside. Then | tackled him on the
Hebrew children being cas-, into the hery
furnace and no, beias soorehed q, oil.
but be said he would believe anything
bat that. % put on my roller skates
and besan to walk on him. aud skate.
and fall dosn on him, and he begged
and .aii come 20 think Of !, that fiery
furnace story looked the mos, reasonable
u the whole lot Then ! thought
be- vas getting 10 be converted enough
ior one day. And united the rope aad
", him loose. You wouldn't believe q
boy could be 90 base. bat ss sooa s he
vas loose. all the good work had done
on him seemed TO be Lost. aud he became
an in6isl again ia less than a minute.
ani scared the other boys down s,air'
With q piichfork. and eofnered me-. aud
Knocked me do~n. and walked on me.
and pounded me. and before he go,
throagh With me be made me swear ,ha,
I dida't believe anything In the Bible.
tie "a. just q. mean q. he could be. and
| doa'i dare be good unless ~ of some
shsre alone. showed my nose TO tho
ieacoa aud told him the inhdel msaled
me. .nd the deacon said | vas no good
Say. VIA, would you do II you ". IN
my place
II would 70 and soak NY head" said
ih- grocerymsn. "Yoa have 20, TO learn
one thing. and ,hs, !. TO mind your busi.
nes, abou, your religious sie-. The IN
alel boy l. a. much ehilslsd 10 bis belief
as YOU are. and the day. Of choking your
yics. dosn people who DO no, believe {.
you DO. /. passed. Af,sr you get msaled
few time. more you will be pretty
smart. You attend 10 doing good. wher.
ever you .ee chance. but don't Try TO
.i,n the tide Of iadi.Ii,y BY brute force,
and you ~ill be happier"
IAN right. that lets me out. said the
boy. q. be looked ia a mirror 10 see hos
black HI. eye. we're. and tried 10 push
hi. no.e back square in front. "Here-
.f,er people can believe . they please.
bu, | ~ill e, even With ,hs, deacon. OF
my name u no, Hennery. | bet you he
sncv ,hs, in6iel boy was too much fof
me D5a't IL seem .tragae tha, an inf.
del should be endowed with muscle
enough to knock Christian boy silly.
cant account fOf IL. should think the
good boy oash, to have the most mus
Gle. ani the bog wen, OF ,hinkins hos
10 get even with the deseon.--Psck''
Sun.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

MAINE CESrKSARrAss - Mrs Sally
Powers, who lives in the Augusta aims
house is said TO be LOG. but this Is based
largely on guess~ork. She Is Of Iri'h
birth. and there Is no evidence beyond
~hs, her appearance and current belief
furnish. Mrs. Thankful Donnell Of wes,
Bath 10 In her l0lst year. Mrs. Small of
Bowdoinhsm is over l0l, and lives in
the same house with her daughter. grand
daughter and ereat-granddaush'er. 10Th.
an johnson Of Durham was 100 In Sep
tember last. Mrs. Betsey Moody Of Cape
Elizsbeth vas i02 last February. Phil
ip Pervssr. . we'll preserved man OF los
next month and lives In Sedse~ick. Tie
vas born near Portsmouth, N. H. Jacob
Milliken Of scarboro. who died six weeks
ago, wss shown by the record to have
been 100 on the 4,h day Of las, January.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

r.s.t seems neces-ity I'm many
.. F.l fhe lsck % such q convenience
" n olfu uuterxuue, wh-n = itt.e
s.- tnt sUzht sxpfuse oil remedy
af,'ar ard prove . resl comiprt A
f .sft IL preftier than oae nj
So sal. Or ne corner can can D.
.r t.e rlrpose. Have board cut
o. carr-r exsctiy, meNsafing non
frt llfssrd s1ogt too feet Ihs
-ii He coveted sith matsrial match.
.-ti Fl.r1 l. o. b. u.et Coz curtains,
Fn.I stslnci I'M limitations u Ssluui
lof.r side % N noart screS 10
aks such a. ar 1set In sard.
-, .tF.rg $50 ~ thr-e rns- u then
HHr' nefseen caCh roE o.i-n
n. sNnnI1ffs arH sIfuH Tif as.Iasi o. tns
49, lln ~ 1880 90 ~art
49,. f.l I'll e.rIrriF fasfruFi nY sCrFsinE
a.l NaH H.sfaHre urIsren M 500 80
~ H anu.lIl ur frrt ~ ufap
i. sIHs ars fnrn e. o. ttCkri aCrsss.
faa c.ls-sI STA nrsss leslle sails.
b. ~ tr- iifis.lru rsiuE IN th~ unlf 80
49,. Tees nay us - tuuuls a ,s.'
H.. a"HI nI aHF Fl. - uafrrIai a. . rssi
49,. rfur. and - ran.l-sru- 90 sltupls
rr.-f $50. ~ - "a ~ shrif csn -
- sN1 nTeIfY nrl1a aral. anl l11
- - sundsrtaliy plraslng
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

CnunFsrs srfc spi 3D. cone ir
n srusF sut srt msklng =
s.HIkIrgs rtcfsssry a. ouce.
fHrr thr school shofs Seff
.t.. r.s rT fhe k'tcneu stove % dff.
r u.r f.Es tfuttrd aruani stuck
ii I ..r the rcnaiudcf oi Tie eve
lr-
I.t n.rrf Aunt K.iher. Wto tii b
GO '.r .f trIuiug sut sho had - 90
a. e. ruapf chItryr, manY umr'
Ilryu srsr tlv.f stockius
.s.H rTrth.a. art catch thsir deAit
.s &c. sHr ssIi. Thy Qugli
F..r. Ir.rs ln the evening"
tr.F .t sslf mutter. ipoking iroa
II. .at It auud take dVc dollars g.
...r ttfu al sroard, aut ! have uoi IN
r. tH spare
... .s.f suutie. "a wii SO that thsy
. ..t, sIFp, r.. aui it saai uoi eosi a.
n. ..rts
W trar uas iucrrtu'uus. hui chssrfll'i
srf nut trr uIf rolls uf ttiCk cloth To-
ID. rfIau. some thick pieces ssrc franf
Il aI InapIlc. aud thru Auut k.thsf
rref tn Cut pattern over >ludsf
IL frnrf
lre hark Of che slipper as a strtign ni
.r. A raIr % sUups r. we're Cut uut aun
.. ffs In.Is's fstt. srd thiCk cioth sulFs
r.-. sssft .u. ant ths tup nouud ruunf
t.. s'rp of sUk. Thy proved so popa
r .nt there We Ciamor A. o. Shn
rare ~ nfxt pair. Bat a. 70 toot
.H .ar an holr to maze tnsm, sl Ner'
H.. ..rn .rt. ard saIkiug anuut in grssi
r...t. nnfu 'onklug dpsu 20 tntir fret
.r ..fnrr a..lrrd tnrm tnkt tnrf
re pIrCh tasir toes In the least
A. sa. 'li ucrfle sumtn can easily
Il. r tnrse simple moccasirs for hef
use. mufning sni eseuiog aud
flrm grrat sssing kni comiort
rtfrrs. tun. csu b. clt from sofi
ts... .lfh. snf QliCkiy stitched up on
$500 maCniur. at thFy sil hFll
o. ri aWaFt they sre TsQsclslii
N.. r r.lsh surk. Nke hs1dlIug sopi
90 u.l.f suon lar oat yuur boy .
c trus.
tt.. r.thsrs cos ani sss little polo
Do f..r boys IRON pieces Ake thsir
.s A .ft'r ursrrtstiou 20 q 'rr<ulsf
-l. ..r. sill show one hos % mskv t
rt.. .lfe tts style % hAEs one match
.r ..nf1es
mnkr tne small itcket aui pantA'
..ts. .trr ro pains % procure an excel
.i.rrn to hsgln with. 10 i hsfd ou
..uuss to shufs srount sell
-'ss.I ....sl.matfs in i.l ttting. Nl-mads
-'-r. nj. Or ~snt cf uttle psio-tss
t. part of the mother. .-fir" c'a
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

KrLL or cuRK.-Druggisti well, this
IL . prtty mess.-
Clerk '.whst is the matter, sirf
"Mstisri Why you have given Mrs.
Hobbs dose that has killed her"
s'Is IL pOssiblsi Well. cir, i told you
when came Was On inexperisneed hand
hope have proved 10"
"Yss. you have. Bat how 10 Heavens
name did IL hsppen
..yoa see, 81, she came In and said shs
had the consumption, and bad Tried evefy-
thing. bat without success. She had in-
tended 10 20 To Florida for her health this
winter, bat when yoar brother went 70
Canada OF course she coaidnt Well,
told her thought We bad something here
that would do ber - much good - thoegh
she went TO Florida SO put her spa
bottle. and msrked what thought suitable
doses, and she len"
"wsIl, what did yos give hsrf"
FLORIDA water"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
HE THOUGHT IT TIME TO QUIT.

"And you say you never a" silver
nine y
"Never." answered the man from Phil
Adelphis.
"Well. that's odd"
"Yes. IL may seem so fora man OF my
age. aud who has travelled a. much. !
started to see q mine once. ba, gave u
up"
Country too rOugh'"
"Oh. no. | had pa, $4,000 into Il,
and | wanted to see the President
"Yes p
"Bat | was always unlaeky. A chap
who had pa, ia less than $4,000 90.
10 the mine first"
"Ahw
"Hs was a very careless fellow. BY al
accounts. Iii. revolver ven, of. and
being the hole Was handy. he buried the
presiden, in our miae. heard OF i',
and turned back. When . graveyard
gets ahead Of me qai, and tackle some
thing else
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

Attention 4. caliei ~ The advertisement
~ Brotca's Svsrpariill which may os
fund la saoih-r Il1nn. Withoat doaot,
n testimony from rslisble sources are OF
value. this .. one of the best preparations
f,r kidney. Liver aud Blood Diseases ever
compounded. Any Que ln ill health vii
40 well u regard the claims OF Browns
SarsspNilla
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

Tns HxBuLAR HYrorHEsIs We don't
believe Mr. Blaine ever viii appear again
asa presideutiJ candidate, out We DO believe
he will live In history - one OF the great
men OF the age. When partisan hate mas
spent its force. and by The lapse OF ume
tse mistskes IL vas natural 20 make io
such busy life ~ his have bssn forgotten,
Mr.. Blaine's magnificent American quail
ties of brain and heart viii stand Oct in
wonderful prominence. He book alone
erti,lrs him " uodying fame. THIS 70 our
opinion OF Mr.. Blsiee. We ash NOBODY 70
agree wish it Who does not care 70 90 90.
-Rockland Courier Gdsstte.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

,y-uedlcAl science knsss true rene
IA ~nen Il sees 10. 10 knOss bal one.
100, aud Isn't slow n rap IL on the tnnckle.
Wherever doctors have tried ArHLOfHo-
Ro. IL has won their favor. Dr. ] LsDae
~ Denver. Miami cpuu,y. toi., Ia ~rities
for an order 81 AruLOPnOROs. says MY
ancle, Rev WIN Cool. Ia. tried ArHL0.
PuoRos for Rheumatl.m. and Il has helped
ain 80 much that my mother, Who b."
been sufferer Tor long tine, Il anxious
70 try L.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

PROCURE rHE RIGuTFUL MEDIcISk-i
have never sold my Interest 10 my Bltters
u 0na Wool. neither have ! given him
Inform ktlon o. % th@ node of compound
ing the ..ms. ylas n ny rciafirss Adrs
sr1y Arf a rsrips Ike mlas. Rsm~mD-r nv
iuitlsl.. Il y" l. b ATWOOD.
Bs not mi.lsd BY The siguatare OF one
Wood" nor of QUE Moses D. AtNood'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
DYSPEPSIA

c,o.s. n. victims 70 be miserable. hopeiess'
eoofu..d. ana depressed In mind, Vefy irit<
be. ang4li. and dTo~sy. II y = dlseso
xhieh a.. not get vel q itself IL requires
careful. persistent attention, and q reueal ="
,h,ow a he causes and tone up NE aigeF
I've orsans un thsy perform their alles
willingly. Hoods sarsapaiila uas 49,.
iu.s The required remedy In hundreds o. cases
aIAavs taken HoOd's sarsaparilla Tor eys
,.,.l,- nom which have suffered tro years.
,r,ed many other medicines, bui none pto'ea
a .atl.faetory a. Hood's sArsapariiA
THoua. COOK, Brush Electric Light o.
Nex YORK CITY.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

DECORATIONS AND SOUyENIHs -Detseh
the notice from your bottle of Morse isi-
lor Doh and mail pr directions on each
bottle, and thus secure 40 sssortment OF
our elegant decorative Advertisements,
Souvenirs. etc. MY ID SYRuP Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

I have used Ey's Cream Balm fof dry
Catarrh 10 which every T. stsrn person IL
subject who CONES % live 10 high sltl-
tad-) IL has proved q core 10 my case
B y. NJ. Weeks, Denver, Colo. Easy 10
a.e. Price ilc.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

yE-EcoNOuY . wEALrH. No woman
really practices economy unless she uses
the Diamond Dyes. Many pounds can os
saved every year Ask y0ar druggist
Only Toe. simple % use Wells, Richard
500 4 Co., bafliogt0n, w.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
VOLUME III.
rrr tns OKfoFa psmoCrsi
CHRISTMAS.

Christmas comss but oacs agar
~ ths oiiea pfoveih go.
hake - ihsn risht msrry cheer.
rbo m tsmps.t icudly bio-s.
iet N hsarih ~ ~srm sna bright.
la ~ heart be sisd AMI true.
uan ~ comins of its rsht
usu he sssiof born for yoa'
Thsn is cheer nay an ths year.
hskins esch ne dsy thas biest
DRIVES frotn us doubt ani hear.
Caiiiag ~ D. hesv.nly rcst.
For ~ iose IL sammertiie.
H. ~ days D. dsrk And cold.
Ant In siishi tie wary hi.is
rheir srief.l snt sicsm In Eolt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

OF good ship Storm kiog says tor TIE
pest nvs years have u.ei saiphar Blttsrs
"a bo.ri my vessel. ani have not lost q
man. They are q sure preventive OF All
oontaeiOu. frvsrs - Incident 10 warm
climates. Please send me Al once Two
dozen bottles, and obligc J. Stsrret
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
scnrrs EMrLsloN oR PuRE

COP LIvER on. WIN IlfroPHo.rHTrEs'
n Coasumpfi0E aHd H'asfiHg Diseas,'.
Dr. c. W. Barrioger. of Pittsbotg. Pa,
says II thluk your Emulsion Of Cod Liver
oil ia very doe preparation. and ais
long f,lt want IL ~ very useful In con
sumption aud wasting diseases
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

Osaric.uoS or bonv ;ormstlon OF the
heart. Rhrumati-m. N-uralgis. spraias,
Pslpltatlon. and In fact every form OF Hesrt
Disease. readily yield ~ the u-e or DIX.
GRAVES HEART REGULATOR si.o
pr bottle ~ druggists. ssni tO Y To-
gals, Cambridge, Mass for free pamph'
-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

when the frantic leader % an open-sir
orchestra l. fighting mosqaitOe. With bis
baton. the trinlng public thlnks that 10 bis
NAY OF beating time.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

(Which part Of the cake will you take.
Johnnyf"
.Oh, III take The soprano. guess"
"The sopranO-shat DO you mean my
deari'
"The upper part. or course. ma"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

The British Government allow. lts sol.
dlers q regular ration 0f ale. Many OF our
soldiers wish that our 0oVerum-nt, too
could be brogght ~ consider the railooaie
Of such proceeding
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

An American woman has secured pat
eut Tor an sshslftsr and now all that u
wanted l. patent contrlvanee 10 makes
servant girl use H.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

In attempting 10 Hiss vsssu college
girl. last Sunday. a Ses York man Got bis
moustachc mix-i up with her chesias
gum. lie nov keep, stif upper Up.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

WHY ,uff with Nervousness. Bolls and
Plmplssf WHY rave with . hesdachsf
WHY feel dowuhesrted and have no sppe.
lite. when CLOVER BIrTERs Will cure your
Price only 50 cents.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

A scientific exchange discusses "a eggs
a. food" IL l. INTENDED for setors Who
may no, know that ecgs are ever used En-
cspt As yOtlVs "a rings.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

New ssrvsbt-O. ifyou hav'ut any chill
dren I cant cone. because whenever any.
,hiog l. broken there will be nobody 10
blame II on bat me.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

Cueumber.. after ell, have q use. despite
the blasts which doctors have nfed axsiaN
them Sliced aud boaud over freckles tney
wlll In time. u Il said, remove those olem'
l.hes OF beauty.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

A Mr.. Kitchen 10 . presidsn,ial-elecs-
or-st-lasgs In North Carolina. he should
b. an sxpsst In domestic sconony.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

Mr.. smlth-"Jonss. dont object 10
music. bat when that dox ~ yours osro
al night. 1 think its little too much.
Then you don't appreciate Of'noiehf
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

"IIold yoar temper" 10 good advice, but
there are little women with ~ much TEN
psr that th.ir small bodies are quite insd'
squate % hold 10
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23
The last rows Of sammer-Those which
are taken on the lake jast before leaving
for town

Ca,srrh l. q constitutional disease.
Hoods sar.spsrilla Il . cons,ltutlonsi
remedy. IL cur,- cstsrrh. Give ~
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-12-23

The people ~ Bod do propose 70 bald .
monument % R-d jacket II II not ikely
any one will ever propose - erect mon'
ument % tae yellow ,cket