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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

FuNor1oxAL arrangement of the female sys-
tenn is quickly cured by the use of DR.. X. v.
Pierce's 'Favorite Prescription. IL removes
pain and restores health and strength. By all
druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
A Fatal Mistake

AVERAGE men walk; great men saun-
ter: little men strut.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

would be not to take DR.. r. V. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" if you are bilious, suffer ng
from impure lood, or fearing consumption
(scrofuloas' disease Of the lungs5. Sold by all
druggists.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

1t is strange any will suffer from arrangement
brought on by impure blood when Scovill's Sarsa
parilla and Stilngia or Blood and Liver Syrup will
restore health to the physical organization. 1t is
strengthening syrup pleasant to take, and the bes
Blood Purifier discovered, curing Scrofula
Syphilitic disorders Weakness of the Kidneys
Erysipelas Malaria, Nervous disorders, Debility
Bilious complaints and Diseases Of the Blood. Liver
Kidneys, Stomach Skin, etc.
DR.. Rogers Vegetable Worm Syrup instantly de
stroys Worms and removes che Secretions which
cause them.
For SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this papeTr
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

NEVER let your Zeal ouJrd your charity
The former is but human. the after is divine.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
"Buchu-PHibn.''

WONDER u aus on GIU Aeule u wonder. 90
marian NerUipe is guaranteed to cure nervous
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06


Thou little tricksy Puck!
With antic toys so funnily bestuck;
Light as the singing bird that wings the air
(CarboIine CarbnIire reS+0rae TIE hair.)
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

How Baltimore Family are Supposed to
Live, and all ON Account OF their Chill
dren.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

Does directly impsril life 1T is distressul,
ous and resrute complaint. Patient endurance OF its
r. small wItery pimpes hot and smartng,
requires true forttude. 1.-THE discharged WATERSHEDS.
tches and scabs leave underneath red dened
ace, the disease has not departed aud Hoods Sarsa
plrilla in moderate Doses should be continued.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

Quick, complete cure, all annoying Kidney
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. 81. Druggists
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

DIR. SANFORD'S Liver nv1gorator-Cathartic
Tonic. Will cure when other medicines fail.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

Ask for 'fRough on Coughs" for Coughs,
Colds Sore Throat. Hoarseness. Troehes, l5c.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
uowto secur. Health.

Ask for Wells Trough on Corns." 15c
quick, complete cure. COrns, warts, bunions
THE short, hacking cough, which leads tx
consnmntion. is cured by PisO's Cnre.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

fits" said Jno Murphy of Albany, o.
CROUCH on COughs.o
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

He that IL master of nImself will soon be
F0+1,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06

"SuBDuED snuff" is a handsome new
color not to be sneezed at.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
Though Salt RheuIn

For SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this paper
apply to the pu blisher of the paper. US
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
TIE CLOCK SONG.
Jessamine sings the FOLLOWING i'm th

second act:-
Tic, tao oh that monotonous tale of time
Tic, tao YEARLY Grooming its ancient rhyme ;
Tic, tao rather the hour-gass with golden
sand,
Than that still voice and that nerveless hand
Faster oh, what laSgard thou art!
Faster still than the beats of my heart!
Quickly bring my beloved to my feet
Then slowly mete out the moments sweet
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
NELL's SONG.
The following is Nell Gwynne's open

Only an orange girl
sort OF being courtesy calls human;
Like her fruit Qisp gallants gay)
" But fit to press and throw away u
All alas my cavaliers for your acumen;
Orange girl or player,
This you can't gainsay her,
Nelly is withal woman
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1884-03-06
FIRST LOVE.

Nell Gwynne also sings the following
song
TrOth is naught, and the world is gray;
Woman trusts and men betray
So have run Loves tale Away,
And so shall it be forever and aye
o trusting maid, with thy visions bright,
Art wiser than the wise of Natures prime
What is the spell that wells thy sight,
That thou readst not the warnings of time
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
scrofnIn

MHtM N HHs.WtMMM #Hr.
Usually develops In early life, and IL q DE-
culiar morbid condition Of the system. rs
aaily affecting the glands, often resulting in
swellings, enlarged joints, Assesses, thicl-
ening ofthe lips, enlarged mack, sore eyes.
A scroinlous condition is often hereditary
put bad diet, too free use OF fat meats, bad
air, want of sunshine and no~urishing fooa
VIII induce 1t. Some people are troubled
With scrofnlous swelling of the glands, and
with ulcers and kernels, which may cause
very little pain; Others may hava inward
.scrofula, scrofula OF the lungs, scrofula of
the spleen, scrofula of the kidneys and scro.
fula of the bones. BURDocK BLOOD B1rrErs
will drive away any case of scrofuIa, and not
to appear in another place, for their action
on the blood and bowels will carry the d:s-
ease entirely from the body.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

BEs~e. Motors.
When q bow ate physicians and
chemists announced the discovery that by
combining some weil-kaOwn valuable RENE.
dies, the most wonderful medicine was pro-
duceds which would cure such q wide range
of diseases that most all other remedies
could be dispensed with, many were skepti-
cal; but proof of it's merits by actual trial
has dispelled ell doubt, and to-day the dis
coverers OF that great medicine, Hop Bit
ters, are honored and blessed by all as bene-
factors. These Bitters are compounded
from Hops, BHchu, Malt, Mandrake and
Dandelion and 0ther Oldest, best. and most
valuable medicines in the world and con-
tain ell the best andi most curative prope
ties OF all OTHER medicines, being the great
est Blood Purifier, Kidney and Liver Regu-
lator, and lite and health restoring agent OH
earth. No disease or i'll health can possibly
long exist where these Bitters are used, so
varied and perfect are their operations.
They give new life and vigor to the aged
and infirm. To all whose employmenta
cause jrregularity of the bowels or urinary
organs, or who require an Appetizer, Tomb
and mild Stimulsnt, these Bitters are ia
valuable, being highly curative, tonic and
stimulating, without intoxicating.
No matter what your feelings or symp
toms are, what the disease or ailment Ia,
use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until you are
sick. but II you only feel bad or miserable,
use the Bitters at once. 1t may save your
life. Hundreds have basn saved by so do
ing. IS-i500-6@ will be paid for a case
they Will NOT cure or help.
Do no: suffer yourself or let your friends
suffer, but use and urge them to use Hop
Bitters.
Remember, Hop Bitters is the pursst and
best medicine ever made; the "IRvalid'k
friend and hope" No person or family
shout be without them.
81 was troubled tor many years with Sc.
rious Kidney and Liver Complaint, Gravel,
etc.; my blood became thin; / was Gull and
inactive; could hardly crawl aboHt, and was
an old worn oHt man all over. and could
get nothing to help rae. until / got Hop
Bitters, and now / am a bow AGAIN. My
blood Is pure, kidneys are all right, and I
am as active as q man OF 3J, although ! am
72.-FATHER
For ttG years my wife was confined to
her bed with such a complication of all
meats that ne doctor could tell what was
the matter or care her, and / used up n
small fortune ia huHbug stuff. Six months
ago / saw a us. flag with Hop Bitters on
it, andI thought wonll be q fool once
more. and ] tried it, but my folly proved to
be wisdom, and two bottles cured her, she
is now as well and strong as any mans
wife, and it cost me only two dollars.
III. W. Detroit, Mich.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
MONTGOMERY WARD & co.
22y g. gag wabash Avenue, Chicago, Ill.


Swift's Specihc is entirely a vegetable preparation.
and should not be confounded with the various sub
Stltutes. limitations, non-secret humbugs, -Succus
AteraDA,@ etc, etc. which are now being manu-
factured by various persons. None of these contain
a single article which enters into the composition OF
>. 5 :. There is only one Swift's Specific and there
IL Lothing In the world like it. To prevent disaster
ana disappointment, be sure Co get the genuine.
Switts. Specific is o complete antidote 10 Blood
Tetnt, Blood Poison, Malarial Poison and Skin
Humor. j. DICKSON SMITH, M. D., Atlanta, Ga.
have had remarkable success with Swift's Spe-
cifc In the treatment of Blood and Skin Diseases,
and IN Female Diseases, l took it myself for Car
buncles with happy effect.
DO. c. HEERY, M. d, Atlanta, Ga.
fused Swifts Specific on my little daughter, who
was afflicted with some Blood Poison which had
resisted all sorts of treatment. The Specific relieved
her permanently, and i shall use it in my practice.
w. i, BRoNTE, M. D. Cyprus Ridge, Ark.
Our treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free to applicants.
SWIFT PECIFI co. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
New York Office. I59 West Esd st.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

Are greatly on the increase IN this q
try. IL is estimated that 100, 600 die yearly
with Consumption Mary fall victims
through their W imprudence. A better
remedy than Allie Is Lung Balsam for ef-
fecting a perfect cure cannot be found,
Physicians are recommending it.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

i am n non-belieyer in Patent Medicines,
bat having experienced marked relief from
Nasal Oatarrh and hoarse .ess by the use OF
Ely's Creara Balm. I can recommend 1t to
those suffering from this loathscme conf
Paint nlo 20 IN ose afflicted With nosrse'
ness or stoppage ofthe throat so annoying
TO singers and clergymen.-Louis ID. Phil
ups, 1428 N. X. Ave, N. w, Washington,
ID. o. fPriea SO cents
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
NV WIRE and Cnifdren.

Rev. i. A. Dunlap, Of M0upt Vernon, says:
NY children were al afflicted aiEhacoughrA
sulsing from Measles, my wife with q cough
thst has prevented her from sleeping d or
less for years, and your White Wine OF Tar
Syrup has curtd them all.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

An old Greek said that O horse, which 10
neither ~iatte.er nor csurier, throws q king
With as little ceremony as he would q porter.
Equally impartial is Aliens Iron Tonic Bit
fers which cures high and low OF all Ills
arising from derangeHscnt of the digestive
organs. LII genuine bsar the signature OH,
4. Allen, 81. Paul, Mimi.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
Ihayes seen remark HE results from use n,

/ have seen remarkable results from use of
SWift's Specific on a cancer. A young man
near here has been afflicted five years with
the most sngry looking eating cancer / ever
saw, and was nearly dead. Toe first bottle
made a wonderful change, and after five bot
Ties we're taken, he IL nearly or quite we'll. 1t
Is truly wonderful. M. F. CRuMLEY, M. D.;
O~glethorne. Ga.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
Level Hea1ed.

When Fogg was asked regarding the latest
addition to the English language, he said
he would ask his wife. She always had the
last word. Hh wife said Carboline was
not only the latest but the best.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

For Dyspepsia, indigestion. Depression Of
spirits and General Debility, in their various forms;
also as a preventive against Fever and Ague. and
other Intermittent Feysrs, the .Ferro-Phosphor-
a.ett Elixir of CaiIsaya, made by casweI, Hazard
Co. New York, and sold by all Druggists, is the
best tonic; and for patients recovering from Fever
or other sickness, it has no equal.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
Cured ClereYmen.

Rev. l.. s. Caultan, OF Oircleyille, Kansas,
says: DIR. Warner, your White Wine of Tar
Syrup has been in my family and found to be
all and even more than you claim OF it. It
is a speedy cure for all Throat ana Lung dis
eases.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

The Throat.-'BroWns Bronchial Troch.
es" act directly on the organs of the voice.
They have an extraordinary effect IN all
disorders Of the throat.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
Northern Pacific stocks are still weak.

Rough on Rtts " clelrs out Rats, Mice. Ice.
Mother s vans Worm Syrup, tasteless. Csc.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
Grain has an upward tendancy.

Wells May Apple Liver Pills. 10c.
"Rou,h OH Too.hache, = instant relief. 15c.
Tae Rough ono Tooth Powder, elegant. l5c
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

The glory of q man is his strength. Il you are
weakened down through excessive study, or by early
intersections, Aliens Brain Food will permanently
restore all lost yigor, and strengthen all the muscles
mail from i. III. Allen, 315 LIST Ave., N. n.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Book and Bible Agents IN
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III. w. BUCKBEE, Rockford, III.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

.sBuchu-paiba. Great Kidney and Urinary Cure. 81
CROUCH on Corns, for Corns, Warts. Bunions. Ice
Wells Health Remover cures Dyspepsia, Impotence
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

An emminent physician first prescribed
Pisos' cure for consumption.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

Diseased Lungs

Thirty FIRE Alarms in st. Paul in January.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07
THE ARCHIBALD BUSINESS COLLEGE,

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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-07

When writing to advertisers please say y0l
sew their advertisement in this paper.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-10-15
The Velocity of the Moon.

We Can family picture, perhaps,
how il would seem, from a station
near the lunar orbit, to see the moon
"a moving world-rush by with
a velocity greater than that OF the
cannon-ball in its swiftest flight !;
but with equal speed its shadow ac-
tually travels along the earth and
now, If we return from our imagln-
airy station to a real one here below,
we are better prepared to see why
this flying shadow is such an unique
spectacle Tor, small as it may be
when seen In relation to the whole
globe, it is immense to the observer
whose entire horizon is filled with it
and who sees the actual velocity of
one OF the heavenly bodies, as it
were, brought down to him.
''The reader who has ever ascend
ed to the Superga, at Turin will re-
call the magnificent view and be
able to understand the good fortune
of an observer Forbes who once
had the opportunity to witness
thence this phenomenon, and under
a nearly cloudless sky. i perceiv
ed he says in the Southwest a
black shadow like that of a storm
about to break, which obscured the
Alps. 1t was the lunar shadow
coming toward u.s. An he speaks
of the 'stupefaction'-it is his word
caused by the spectacle. L con-
fess,' he continues, it was the most
terrifying sight | ever saw. As al
ways happens in the case OF sudden.
silent, unexpected movements, the
spectator confounds real and relative
motion. felt almost giddy for
moment as though the massive
building under me bowed on the
side Of the coming eclipse Another
witness, who had been looking at
some bright clouds just before, says;
The bright cloud l saw distinctly
put out like a candle. The rapidity
of the shadow, and the intensity,
produced a feeling that something
material was sweeping over the
earth at speed perfectly frightful.
l involuntarily listened for the rush
ing noise of a mighty wind"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-10-15
NJ Downing's Twin.

Il want You to hurry down to my
house on Pine-st., and arrest my
husband, said Julia Downing as
she rushed into police headquarters
yesterday afternoon. Detective ROg-
ers was the only man on guard at
the City Hall and did not feel in
elined to leave his post, but as the
police had been looking tor Down
ing for sometime he determined to
go. When he got to the house he
found a man taking his ease and
collared him. On the way to head
quarters the prisoner said: Look
here you have made mistake. I'm
not the man you want.
"We will see about that" said
Rogers. When the City Hall was
reached Rogers placed his man be-
fore Mrs. Downing and asked as
this the MANI"
Mrs. Downing gazed at the priso-
ner several minutes and then replied,
I'm blessed if I know
"What" roared the officer, who was
mad anyhow for having the job to
do, don't you know your own hus-
band. woman ?"
We'll" said Mrs, Dowing be has
a twin brother and / can hardly tell
them apart. I'm not sure whether
that's Mike or jim. If it's my hus-
band, its jim, but If it's Nike you
have the wrong man."
I'm Mike" said the prisoner, "and
would ike to know what all this
means" The officer fell exhausted
into a chair, and Mrs. Downing
walked as if ia a dream from the
Office. Rogers invited Mike to have
something, and has a twin story to
tell to-day.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-10-15
Only Four Hours in Bed

One of the most peculiar eharac-
tiers in Connecticut is John Maher,
of Spring street, Ansonia, better
known there as John Who-Never-
Sleeps. John is an Irishman who
is making for himself little fortune
at 81 80 per day by working thirteen
hours in the factory. Thither he
goes every day, rain or shine, and
he is never i'll. OF the remaining
eleven hours he devotes seven to la
Dor and four to sleep.
This perpetual living without
sleep causes a great deal of annoy
ance to his neighbors and to every
body within mile of him who wish
es to sleep when he is at work. He
now owns three double houses and
two fine building lots. For years
he has been clearing the lots of stone,
working wholly by night. He has
done his blasting with giant powder
by torchlight, and, at all hours ex-
eept midnight, can be heard the
sound of his hammer and drill. He
does not put fire to his fuse before
4 o'clock A. NJ, when off go three or
four tremendous blasts, the shock OF
which sends half the fathers and
mothers Of Ansonia out of bed upon
the floor like the recent slaughter ol
fish by the bursting of a torpedo al
at Beauford Point.
Mr.. Maher is thin, nervous, and
as supple as Rocky Mountain goat
He is only 40 but looks aged because
of his devotion to money getting.
Be has never made but one losing
speculation. A few years ago he
sank well in the rear of one of his
houses through seventeen feet of sol
id rock without help, and carried
the stone up on his back, most oi
the work being done with the aid o1
a lantern. A week after it had been
finished it was hopelessly ruined. SC
that be had to FL it up. He had
with the aid of his wife, started a
small grocery store. A barrel ofker-
osene oil which was left outside and
some yards distant from the vel
leaked, and its contents finally
worked through the ledge into the
water.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-10-15

grade lands the line down into the
Youghiogheny Valley, thence 52 sic
is used with all undulations to the
point Of connection with the Pitts
burgh, McKeesport & Youghiogheny
Railroad at Port Perry, on the Mon
ongahela river, IL miles south from
Pittsburg, and 203 miles west OF
Harrisburg the grades from Port
Perry to Pittsburgh being only 16
#. per mile. The maximum curva-
ture is six degrees. Ali grading and
tunnels are for double track. The
labor is abundant 5000 men are
said to be employed and is made
up mainly of Italians, Hungarians
and negroes. The old time Irish
railroader is conspicuous by his abb
sence, seemingly very few of them
being at work, though the gang
bosses, foremen and superiutendents
are generally of the old-fashiened
class.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-10-15
Caring for the Poor IN Norway.

If Norway is learning from AM er-
lea there are some points on which
America can learn from Norway
The treatment of the poor is one
There are almost no beggars at all
in the kingdom, and the self respec;
OF the poor is SO cherished that they
would scarcely 60 as readily into
mendlcancy as in countries where
they are scorned or abused. The
'steamkitchen' of Christiana is one
of the practical WAYS of helping pow
erty. 1t is owned by a stock com
pany, the members of which only
desire to receive a moderate interest
upon their capital.
The circular states thatsthe object
OF the society is ''to enable the less
opulent classes" (mark the thought
ful wording) "to procure good and
healthy food at the lowest prices.
1t is done by cooking enormous
quantities, and hundreds and even
thousands are fed by this co-opera-
tive system. A good, clean, we'll
served dinner can be obtained here
from 6 to s cents, and never by any
chance are the poor patrons treated
less respectfully than more opu-
lent" one would be at a more ex.
pensive eating house. Yet the en-
terprise pays" pecuniarily as well
as morally.-Netg York Tribune.