New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-08-14
TIE TAX OF TIE DAY.

The A6qny Express reports that Mr.. Dorsheliner hp
completed his Life OF Grover Cleveland" It "a ts
general opinion hereabouts that defence Of Cor.
ernor by The Ecelin5 Post pretty enecualy completed
his life.
"They used TO tell that the ladies' dressed to death
IN the city. remarked Homespun a, the evening party
in the metropolis; but dang me II they've much q
Tonight. any Of EN-" Homespun, probably,
! aware that beauty unadOrned Is adorned the most
! Boston Transcript
The for the Mosaic decorations for the dom,
Of the American Protestant Church IN R,me, have JUS,
been completed by Burne Jones. OF London.
Montrealer at the Caledonia SPRINGS surprised 81.
guests by drinking 800 glasses Of sulphur water IN four
days. and thirty In ten minutes. He wants 10 male,
match with somebody beat thai record but he olgi
to be able to make match OF himself Lowell Courier
Il takes 1000 pieces Of coin in Japan TO mako
a dollar and who goes out in the evening with
- In order to have good time has 20 employ servant
| TO carry his money for him.
A truly Western way OF putting it is that OF The Ces
Ltud Press when SAYS that grasshopper- hecon
ing bold in their numerical strength in Carroll County
that they insult unprotected females on the street
/ after dark. "-lWaterbnfy American.
The Horticultural Han Of the New-Orleans Worlds
Exposition is almost completed. IL il expected that the
bon forestry and arborculture viii be the finest
ever seen in America.
Gossip says that Theodore Roosevelt has recently
become a silent partner I'm g. p. Putnams sons Ihlnk
OF the Young reformers being silent partner "a s
thing I'm Dakota where his cattle rancho U.s. tney
|
tWaterbkry American.
Turin. Italy, Is nonizlng royal coal-back family
from Africa
General Butler believes he can poll 1000 900 vo,es
Why cert'niy. There Ben and Charles A Dana
they are 2-and the other 100000 vi" De easy ehouSAN
! pick up almost anywhere. = Chicago News.
eHugging societies have been organized in Missouri
20 raise money OF the churches. They charrs
twenty-five cents hug for all girls uDder sixteen ire
spectve OF beauty, and the tariff Is gradually raised
until the liue OF old maids Is reached What nexi
James Whistler. the American artist has added an
other to his st OF audacious sayings iiled Ieehy
told him that the world had seen but two great panies
Whistler and Velasquez. The artists reiort Sa
Why drag in eiasqueii"-tCleyeland Herald.
The statement by the Editor OF The Erenng Post thai
he IS a father" called out by the previous remark Of
HIS correspondent Mr Bradley that be Bradley did not
wish his boys TO see The Ecening Post accounted
the shown defence OF Cleveland" The par
agraph therefore n THE TRIBUNE referring to was IN
correct in saying that this information was voua-
teered."
Tho campaign in Indiana has orened. One editor calls
IL f1u nsult 70 the earth In fattens on The charge
badheadedness Is one that should not be made eIea
acter for hair should not be lightly mpugned -sPrns-
held Union.
Opium Joints have become numerous In Boston, and
that aesthetic town Is horrded that any Of It's citizens
should have felt the need Of any other stimulus than The
reading OF l. mcrsOn.
Ioseph Elfn Mcdonald Of Inieanny. still insists ths.
Cleveland vail be elected; but he does with the ar os
man who wouldn't miss meal even n the uckct should
he kaocked into the middle OF next Teek-lPhade.pas
Press.
And now stud horse poker has been forbidden IN san
Francisco 10y It's virtuous Mayor Things are comng~
such pass that the gamblers have no chance IN any
place except Chicago.
Aunt Chloe Ashbv. ago ll6. has Just died In virginia
che never nursed George Washington, but s1e W~
present when he cut his first tooth ana Anew ySs
later enjoyed the distinguished honor OF instr9cuns M
ia the de movements In the manly aFt OF mDV'
the peg Il Philadelphia Press.
Mrs Kiugsiord. an English female physician. has re-
Gently stated that NJ. Pasteur was not justified "
torturing thousands OF animals ia trying to abolish "
very rare q disease ~ hydrophobia' Mrs' hihs"vs
should learn to be accurate. NJ Pastsur tortured
only forty animals He wasn't trying TO sbolsA VuV
pbobs but TO prevent its carrying on human 0elssA
And lastly hydrophobia Is not IA rare disease
Ast Louis man twenty -ayc years Old. Is the victim
wears old There are some equally queer cases IN ias
delphla the victims being women who are seventy yea
old vet firmly believe they are twenty nVe-Illu~"''
pIla Cau.
A san Francisco lawyer has written and copy-nena
a sensational comic drama, founded on the ncldens"
the sharon divorce trial. Its title Is" Wife or MISTRESS
or Althea's Dream"
The vindcatou OF the sixteen citizens OF bu nH
queer affair. They acknowledge that the on"t -, ,h.
| Mr. Cleveland "a substantially true, ana lheu' ~ w.
cuttle-nsh. squirt a lot OF ink around II 70 moe"
A Sew-york epcure recently secured esS! ,b sS
benders and was about order them Ss sie,ca"
| thoueht struck him. He Will Keep then A'N
Il Rochester Post Express.