The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-02-16
PRICE, 5 CENTS.
JUSTICE AT LAST.
A Judge who May be Sinner bu, who
 Has Taught Lesson

Judge who May be Sinner but who
 Has Taugh, A Lesson
 \ northern and southern Method,s, he, involved in quarrel The southetn Methodist exclaimed
 You Arc niggcr lover. You'd rather associate with n,ggers than with white people. and your church is founded on thts principle
 if wanted to hear common hat." replied the northern Methodist. "i wouldn't wan, anything better than to [ s7t - split oti ftom oats because you had no rel,g,on. bes ause you thought that II was rlsh, Ia whip people to death. ''
 You arc | har and coward I've more tehgion ln one minute than you have m ten years"
 You arc ea~ardiy lar yourself indignantly es tanned the northern Meth. odst. and II the desil don't get Las hooks into you. why then he'll neglect hls duty. thais all
 = wouldn't go to heaven with such . vile thing as you "
 Don't he alarmed. You won't go there
 " .ot a deviiish sigh, better ehaaee than you have and alter agaia calling each other hars. they struck each other. grappled and rolled on the sinful and earthly sidewalk They were arrested and taken before court The judge, after hearing the northern and southern state tnent. said
 t.en,lemen may the torg,ver of all sin pardon me ior thus addressing you fl h bad enough iot politicians ,o engage m the bfoll oi division. bu. when the chufche claiming to he our bas,s ot ali ,ha, IS good. tail out and hght. ~hy think the dev.i pop, h,s hoof. together three tunes. and s,nk. with gIeefui eye A, his associa,e> Do you pretend ,o bc A christian, Mir sunny south =
 Yes, your honor
 "Mr En.efpus,ng North, are you a christiantH
 {" try 'o he, yer honor
 "fes, and ! suppose that you men think ,hai heaven has north and south pole Ih,nk there IA a northern and a sou,hern God. don't you Suppose tha, there is northern and sos,hefn espos- u'e 'o braha"'' bosom. no doubt Funk 'hst the recording angel is elected by ballot, pfesrme, Take Gabsiel's trumpet for campaign bagle, eh tn. de eii,ood the Savior so ssy. Sufes hstls notthern Notebooks, children. ot s1a,h- ~rn Mr,hod,s, children ,o come unto me. didn't you z
 Judge, protected the northern Meth od,s, mean no insui, to this court. bat maa say that your language Is blasphemoas
 |" hope you will noi take offense. sad the sou,hern Methodist. s bu, you oagh, 10 be 4shamed of yourself"
 "Oh. certainly" saarlsd the s,nful judge Call me sinful and biasphe- mous for attempting to classify your re- speeuse Snd d,stespeetiye beliefs i,'s all very well ,o light for the northern os southern territory of p4radlse, but t ,s sinful and blasphemous to speak of the performance. Hoseser. il n unnecessary to engage in tiseussion here, for II sp- pesrs to me ,ha, I've got the bulge on you, and f you don't think i'm going to use Il, vhy you are of a decidedly od color. have been waiting a long time sor this opportunity. fos nov have in my elu,ches the class ol offenders who dsenehed our land wtsh she blood ef ss- .erne1ne var. The law assemblies have made no provisions for your sspscisl ciass. desiring, presumably. to slios An upsigh, and sin-psnishing jsdgG" the nghs of enjoying himself Mir. North. I'll send you to the north pcis of the . roek-pile fos one hundred days, and Mir. South. you % to the sosth pole for coz responding length of time"