Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1884-11-01

nave eyes ana, oy ana DV, there Will
be aplace where such a boy iswanted,
and some one, who has been silently
watching him, will bring the place
and the boy Observation-Disclosures ".
Ir0wdridge, IN C0ngregationn7iSt.
Wise and Unwise.
NEVER kick man when he is
down. 1t is cowardly. Never kick
a man when he is up. 1t is reck-
less.
TRUE life is but struggle,
growth toward manhood. an ever
reaching forward and upward to the
better that shall be.
ONE young man said to another,
"lt's q long way from this world to
the next" sob, never mind, my
dear fellow" said the other, you'll
have it all down hill"
"YRs, Mrs. Brown, you are right"
said one neighbor to another on Har-
lem avenue, "a mans domestic rela-
tions don't bother him half so much
as the relations of his domestic"
TEMPERANCE puts wood on the
fire, meal in the barrel, flour in the
tub, money IN the purse, credit in the
country, contentment in the house,
clothes on the back and vigor in the
body.
"GOoD-NIGHT," he said, as he at last
tore himself away and stepped out
upon the porch. "Wait a minute"
she said, "until chain the dog. It's
about time for the milkman and they
are not very good friends"
WHAT has become of your society
for the suppression of slang" asked
the High School girl of her friend
Florence. ooh, it's gone up the
spout replied the latter. "You
mean, my dear Florence, asconded
the conduit, do you not 2"
"THERE's something the matter with
this lemonade; | guess your lemons
were too ripe" "Oh, nc" replied the
waiter; cit may be the ice: a little
stale perhaps" "Icc stale - eyes,
sir; been kept since last winter, you
know" Customer drinks in silence.
A New York boarding-house
keeper has committed suicide. BY
some awful mistake she served up
tenderloin steak which her boarders
were able to eat, and the frightful
deed so weighed upon her conscience
that she made away with herself.
Poor thing Lowell citizen.
AN Eastern family received Il tele-
gram from the West announcing the
sudden demise Of relative and they
replied: "Scnd on the remains at
once No telegram was received in
answer, but in IL few days a letter
came, saying simply, "There amt no
remanes. He was kicd by mnle."
"GOING out with your bride to Sc
lect your tableware, are You? Well,
young man, let me give you hint.
Buy light cups and small plates.
Many man and wife has been iniur-
ed in dispute by big plates" And
old Mr.. Budger chuckled and rubbed
his head as the happy couple passed
on.
A SLICE OF LU CHA traveller in
the south Of France was recently
going through Il forest, when he sud-
denly met with dozen, as he thought,
suspicious characters. His rst
thought was to escape; but to his
great establishment, one of them came
forward, and after some general con-
versation about trees, summarily of
fered one hundred napoleons if he
would retire. The traveller said he
had no objection, and to his surprise
the sum was given him, and he went
his way rejoicing. He applied to the
authorities, when he discovered that
Il large sale of forest trees took place
that day, to which the local buyers
had been hidden, and these men COM
/ posed E'knock-out," that is, had
conspired to prevent any one else
bidding, in order that they might OBJ
tain the timber at a cheap rate. The
traveller was supposed by them to be
II well-known timber merchant, and
/ to have entered the forest for the