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The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
A Robins Nest Of Lace.
Troy Budget.

Mrs. NJ. b. Waters, of this city, is at
Factory Point, VT, at her fathers, We'll
come Aliens. In q tree in the front
ward is a robins nest made of somewhat
expensive lace, such as ladies wear about
the necks. Mrs. Allen and Mrs Wat
ers had laid three pieces of lace out on
the grass to bleach over night and the
next morning after breakfast but two
pieces could be seen and by nightfall
only only one remained. Now yard
thieves are unknown in Vermont and
the mystery deepened. Next day q
watch was kept which was rewarded in
an hour or two by the light of robin
fiying down, picking up the lace and
CARRYING it up into q tree, where 1t pro-
ceeded deliberately to weave 1t into q
nest, of which the two other pieces OF
lace formed the principal portion.
1t was amusing to see the robin work,
az the piece oflace Was yard and three
quart n long. 1t was concluded to let
The robin live in his highcost home and
bring up his family in style.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

lock und all conveniences tha, ask a
FOR. III doan get so much I drot to S.
II der shentleman SAYS he vbill
look sroundt leedle, l tell him to take
1t along for 50, but it vhas sooch loss
my children cry all night long"
They must cost you nearly that"
"Vhell, ] haf an uncle who makes der
woodwor a brudder who puts on der
lock, sister who papers der inside, und
my ladder screws on der hinges, und by
sweeping oudt my own store vhss able
to puy dot trunk for sixty cents"
DO you ever let a customer 20 out
without buying?'
"Vhell, doan' remember of sooch a
calamity. If can't sell him, my vhife
comes in und tries him. Ifshe can't sell
hlm, her sister in und speaks like an an
gel. Sometimes a man vhas sharp as
steel. He vhants an SIS suit for Sl2.
tie knows dot we haf to sacrifice, because
our stock vhas 100 large, und he hangs
on und peats arount, und l finally close
der bargain und assure him dot l leaf for
der County House Tomorrow"
Aid YOU lose
"Vhell, dot s'iii cost me $5.25 in Roch.
ester p
=! guess you'll pull through"
hope 80. You see, lif oop-stairs to
save house rent. keep no clerk to EN-.
bezzle from me. use some kerosene to
save gass. My rent vhas low because l
vhas good tenant. / haf aunts und
uncles und brddders in der clothing und
trunk peesness. Ivhas acquainted with
Vanderbilt und Gould. l puys when it
vhas hard times. I discound my own
paper. All dis vhas VERY favorable for
my peesness, and il vhas dose reasons
dot makes me offer you complete suit
Of dot French broadcloth for $22. as
sure you dot it vhas der greatest bargain
in the world"
Amy that suit cost you-"
Seven dellars in Rochester, but if you
pay Sl4 fare to Rochester and back, lose
two days und vhas out 81 for hotel bill
how much you make, eh? You must
think of dose things"
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

An exchange says: -"Nine-tenths OF
the unhappy marriages result from hu.
man calves being allowed to run at large
in society pastures" Nine-tenths of the
chronic or lingering diseases of to-day
originate in impure blood. liver com.
plant or biliousness, resulting in scrofula
consumption (Which is but scrofula OF
the lungs), sores ulcers, skin diseases and
kindred affections. DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery" cures all these. vi
Druggists.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
The Thrilling Adventure Of a Bug

The other nigh one of those snapper.
bugs flew in at the open window and
lii on the ear of a gentleman who was
asleep. The bug entered the ear and
commenced his swapping and tearing
at the delicate lining of the ear with its
claws. The swapping sounded like the
beating ofa thousand sledge-hammers
and the clawing caused almost insup-
portable pain. The bug was too far in
to be pulled out by the fingers and the
gentleman arose and his wife tried in
vain 10 get it ou: with needle and a
hairpin. At last he resolved to 20 to a
doctor and while dressing himself his
wife happened to think of the attraction
light had for bugs and moths. She
placed TIE lamp near the ear and in less
tEan half minute the bug crawled out
backward with the blood oozing from
the ear.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
How Women Dis.r from Mem.

At least three men on the average jury
are bound to disagree with the rest jus,
to show that they've got. minds of thei.
own; but there is no disagreement among
the women a. 10 the merits of DR.. Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription" They are all
unanimous in pronouncing it the best
remedy in the world for oil those chronic
diseases, weaknesses and complaints pc
culiar to their sex. 1t transforms the
pale, bagpard, dispirited woman into one
of sparkling health, and the ringing
laugh again ''reigns supreme in the hap
py household.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
THE BRIDGE OF signs,

One more unfortunate
Lacking In cash,
Rashly impor'unate.
Consuming hash.
Take IL up tenderiy,
Banish your fears;
Eating II patiently,
Notice the hairs.
Look at the gristle-
Not very soothing-
And there's mixed with IL
Pieces of clothingl
Take 1t up instantly,
Loving, not loathing.
Touch IL not scornfuly,
Speak not so swornfully,
DO not see mournhIlly
Pieces OF lash;
Ihink not OF poor "Purf,"
All that remains of her
Now is pure hashl
Look at those tresses
Dropped into the PAM
Those fair auburn tresses,
while wonderment guesses--
woman or mani
Alas, for the rarity
OF clearinghouse parity
Under the SUM-
ON II Is pitiful-
Dishes so scanty full,
Not even done.
In he goes boldly,
No matter how coldly
The landlady looks;
Bound for enough of IL,
Zen though the tough OF II
Injuries his looks
And the housekeeper reads him
Out Of her looks.
Take II up.tender.y,
Nor leave any there,
Mysteriously, pingerly,
Fashioned with care.
Owing for last week,
Take out your cash,
And with cast meek
Ray for your hash
New York sun.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
YOUNG MEN--READ This.

THE voLrAIc BELT Co, of Marshall. Mich,
offer TO send their celebrated ELECTRO Vol
TAIC BELT and other ELECrRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for thirty days, to men. young or old
and manhood, and all kindred troubles. Al.
90 for rheumatism. neuralgia, paralysis, and
many other diseases. Complete restoration
Norisk is incurred. ss thirty days trial is al
lowed. Write them At once for illustrated
pamphlet free.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Those persons who do not need Iron,
but who are troubled with Nervousness
and Dyspepsia, will find in Carter's Lit
lie Nerve Pills most desirable article
rhey are mostly used in combination
With Carter's Little Liver Pills, and in
his way often exert most ma yical ef-
ect. Take Just one pill of each kind
Immediately af,er eating and you will
be free from Indigestion and Dyspepsia
In vials at 25 cents. Sold by all Drug
lists
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Two Or three anti Clay men stopped him
and said:
why, NJ. MARSHALL, where arc you goings
reply to an he has said"
"Of course can answer him." said Mr..
Aarshall vehemently. Il can make better
argument than that; can meet every point,
but, gentlemen, can't get up there and do
II now That's all"
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
Gold In Our Old Fielda.

When we consider the health to be better
than wealth. then must we consider the old
field mullen better than gold-at least the
medical world so recognizes it and attests its
merits over cod liver oil for lung troubles.
Made In a tea and combined with sweet gum,
II presents In Taylor's Cherokee Remedy OF
Sweet Gum and Mullen, u pleasant and ef-
fective cure for Group, whoopinE Cough.
Colds and Consumption. Sold by all druggists
at 25c and 81 90 a bottle.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Mensman's Pcpton'sed Beef Tonic, the
only preparation OF beef containing It's entire
nutriciOus properties. II contains blood making
force-gcnerating and DEMONSTRATING properties
invaluable for Indigestion, Dyspepsin, merry
GUS prostration and all forms OF general debili
ty; also. In all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration. over
work, or acute disease, particularly IL resulting
from pulmonary complaints. CAswELI, HAz-
ARD 6 Co., Proprietors, New York. Sold by
drugHista-
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

For long time II was thought that the b uck
leberry was only for table use. but 1t was
known during the late war In the shape Of u
cordial II was superior to the Blackberry.
Dr. Biggers' Huckleberry Cordial 10 the
GREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY for restoring
the little one from the effects Of teething; and
fections. For sale by all druggists at 50 cents
q bottle.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

NOTICE: Ia another column will be found an
article In which all whether they Will or mol
are Interested. NeRlecting to read 1t may
affair We refer to the advertisement Of
Prickly Ash Bltters. A knowledge Of its NOR
its and the benefit you or your family may de.
rive from using IL will save not only health but
many dollars otherwise expended ," "Doctors
hila"
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

One reason why diseases of the bladder and
urinary organs are SO difficult to cure is that
they frequently have no pronounced symp-
toms: HUNTS kidney and Liverl REMEDY Ia
peculiarly adapted to the cure OF these CON-
plants, and goes at once 10 the seat of the
trouble giving relief at once.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Ridge, Mcintosh Co, Ga
DIR. J. Bradfeld: Dear Sir-l have taken
several bottles of your Female Regulator for
falling of the womb and other diseases com
bined, of sixteen years standing, and really
believe I Am cured entirely. for which please
accept my heartfelt thanks and most pro
found gratitude. know your medicine saved
my life, so you see | cannot speak too highly
in its favor. have recommended II to sever
al of my friends who are suffering as ! was.
Yours very respectfully,
MRS. w. X. STEbBINS.
Treatise on the Health and Happiness OF
Woman mailed free.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co.,
BOX ~, Atlanta, Ga.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

why suffer longer from Catarrh, Hay-Fever
and Cold In the Hesdf A sure cure ID Ely .
Cream Balm. II 10 not liquid or snu6, and
10 easily applied. Fifty cents.
recommend TO those suffering with Hay
Fever Rly's Cream balm. have tr3ed nearly
eli The r6nedtss snd give this . docl1ed gref.
eEeaee. lt gave - l99eoiaee goetee.- :. =.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

s*** The worst pile tn nors cured
in ten days, rupture in one month. Pam
phlet two (3ct.) stamps. Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.
"
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

DIR. wINCHELLS TEETHING SYRUP is
Just the medicine for mothers TO have In the
house for the children. II will cure coughs
colds, sore throat, and regu alto the bowels:
DO not fail to give Il trial you will be pleased
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Who could live surrounded by calami-
ties did not smiling hope cheer him with
expectation of deliverance?
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

SAVE YOUR HARNESS BY oiling with
Uncle Sans Harness Oil, which will make IT
soft and pliable. This is the best oil ever made
for leather. Soldb all harness makers.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

n CAhD.-Io all VINO arc suffering from or.
rors and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by missionary In South America. Send self
addressed envelope to Rev. JOSEPH T. INMAN
&otS0H d.. Ne1r York
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

When you visit or leave New York City, viz
Central depot. save Baggage Expressage ant
- Carriage Hire, and stop at the Grand Unior
Hotel, opposite said depot. Six hundred ele
gent rooms fitted up OF a cost of one million
dollars; 81 and upwards per day. European
plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with
the best Horse csrs, stages and elevated
railroad to all depots. Families can live better
fer less money at the Grand Union Hotel thar
at any other hrst-class hotel In tho city.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Sorrow and gloom the soul may meet
Yet love wrinRs triumph from defeat;
And the coarsest hair can still be fine,
BY using magic Carboline.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

The abuse Of tobacco may lead to
blindness but most smokers and chew
ers are willing to risk one eye upon it.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Any man can do casual act of good
nature, but a continuation oftLem shows
it is part of their temperament.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

The prospectus of an electric sweat
hand for mems hats declares that ut
stimulates the imagination, strenRthens
the memory and greatly augments the
working power ef the brain."
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

snavbolIsalve 10 the fsvorite Housed hold
eU Kemedy for the curs Of Cuts. woands, Chli-
SU el.i2ss Poison % BIC. e in.ss.s and Ssn ~
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

PURIFY THE BLOOD with Elert's Daylight
Liver Pills. They act directly on the Liver
Stomach and Bowels, being mild and cleansing
but never gripping or painful.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Baltimore's tuIncoat is an ll.year-old
mulatto girl, who is changing her dusky
skin for white one.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

RHEUMATIsM M.,JEURALGIA, ,sPRA1NS and
BRUISES arc permanently relieved by Uncle
Sans Nerve and Bone Liniment. Sold by all
druggists.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Meissonier gruilbles that women can
paint themselves better than he can.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
Human Calves.

Flies must be expert mathematicians
judging from the way they multiply.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

STOP THAT TERRIBLE COUGH Every
ease Of consL IN ption commence with Q cough.
occasioned BY having taken cold, wnich II al
lowed TO run its course Will soon work It's way
into the air passages and then to the lungs, II
not checked by some such valuable cough
remedy a. EILERTS ExTRACTOFTARA AND
WILD CHERRY, which y unrtvalied for all
diseases Of the throat and lungs. Save dan.
gerous spells Of sickness and expensive doc.
8or'e bilD bf taking this valuable medicine u
00a6oa. Ak your oFuGgi1t for -
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Burglars now give . ser snade in front
Of house while their pals work the
rear.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
"I uav. suRsrsa,-

With every disease imaginable for The
last three years. Our
Druggist I. J. Anderson, recommending
Hop Bitters" 10 me,
used two bottlesl
Am entirely cured, and heartily recon-
mend Hop Bitters to every one. ]. ID.
Walker, Buckner, No.
write this as
Token Of the great appreciation have
Of your Hop
Ditters. was afflicted
With infaminatory rheumatism II
For nearly
Seven years, and no medicine seemed to
do me any
Good I ,p
Until tried two bottles of your Hop Bit
ters, and to my surprise am as well to-day
as ever was. hope
"You may have abundant success
I'm this great and''
Valuable medicine:
Anyone! wishing to know more
about my cure?
Can learn by addressing me, Z. NJ.
Williams, ll03 10th street, Washington
d. G.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Every mans ability may be strength
ened or increased by culture.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

A hen can only lay on rest, but q
ship can lay both on and Off
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

NERyOUS Weakness Dyspepsia, sexuAi Debility,
cured By .'Wells Health Rsnswer." o.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
Csrboline.

1t is asserted that Adam was married
on his wedding Eve.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
wurAr 10naro ANncA1

WHEN HORSES AND CATTLE are spirit
less, scraegy and feeble, they need treatment
with Uncle Sans Condition Powder. 1t puri-
COLDS and DfSrEMPERS, invisorstcs the sys-
TEN, and will keep the animal In healthy.
handaome condition.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

DIR. JAQUEy GERMAN WORM CAKES
never fan TO destroy worms and remove them
from the system.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
The Huckleberry Cordial.

Bismarck is said to distrust an Eng
lishman that speaks French well.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Several newspaper editors of the mud
singing sort ere spelling for cremation.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

irritation. Inflammation, all Kidney and
Urinary Complaints, cured by "Buehu- -Paiba' o..
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

"ROUGU ON PAIN.v Quick cure for Co ie.
crAmps. DiArrhea. Aehs-. Pains. sprains. Hesdar
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Headache 10 immedistely relieved BY the
use Of Piso's Remedy for Cstarrh.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

Better spend your money for suit OF
clothes than lawsuit.
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

- consider your ,t
Remedy the best remedy In existence
For Indigestion. kidney
Compliant
.Andnerv0us debility. Ihave just"
Returned ai,4
"From the south In fruitless search for
health, and find that your Bitters are doing
me more
CT ydi
Than anything else;
A month ago was extremely
"Emaciated 1"
.'And scarcely able to walk. Now am
Gaining strength and
'Flesh p
AN" sIa''s "a' p'sSes 'u' "na' l a"
complimented on my improved appearance,
and Il Is all due to Hop
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poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "HorB'' In
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

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The Osceola times., 1884-10-04
A SINGLE FACT
Il Worth q Ship-Load Of
Argument.

CARfEReviLLB, "a.
Thb viii ssssaSy that two members Of my
immediate family. amer having suffered for
many ysass from menstrual irregularity. and
having been treated without bsneot by va
rious medical doctors Yer we're - Isngth s.5 com
helds Female Regulator. Its eject on such
cases 10 truly wonderful. and well may the
remedy be oallsd "woman's Best Frieno.
se"" ''''SSI%tnsnSw 'S%nnSw. STRANGE.
Or. J. Davis. Of nilltowu. Ala. writes;
"Have used Bradnsld's nsguistos sxtsnsive
ly in my practsos WA satass success FIR y
known remedy o. ths 1ssSss sss vAisA n y
rocommendo1."
Treatise on the Health auA uapplneo -
woman mailed fr~s - apVlieantA
Tn BBApglnED n1oUI.Afo1 Co.,
Boz - AtlAaeA -
The Osceola times., 1884-10-04

81. u NJ. u. U.t Nn. Wv
Whsn Writing 10 AAvsEt1ssrs seaAs tAns -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-17
RHEUM ATS MI
ITS CAUSE AND CURE.
BY AN ENGLISH PHYSICIAN,

This painful malady was formerly
considered to be entirely the result
of age, cold or exposure, but medical
science has now demonstrated that
it is a disease in the blood, which
may be inherited in so dangerous a
form as to cause death in youth or
middle age, and even in infancy.
That the enemy courses through the
veins, mixed in life fluid, in LIQUID
form for a certain length of time;
that it gradually, through variety
of causes, becomes partially sOlidi-
fed into sort of clayey substance
This accommodating in the joints Of
the fingers. toes and limbs, becomes
an obstruction to the circulation, and
in time stiffens the joints, causing
in many instances great pain and
suffering. 1t also materially affects.
the healthy action of the vital Or
gans, interfering with the heart, the,
stomach and the kidneys. a rem
edy such as that known as Britannia
is the best that can be taken to re-
move the disease, and to give the
proper tone to all parts of the sys-
tenn. No external application can
remove rheumatism. Patients who
use various oils, lotions and lini-
ments. are dying every day from
this disease. But no one has yet
died Of rheumatism to my know
ledge who used Britannia, even
when the disease was so far advan-
ced as to cause complete prostra-
ton. This valuable family medi-
cine can De be- obtained at lions
Drug Store, Salt Lake City
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-17

Notice of application for probate OF Will ant
Letters Testamentary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-17

In the matter of the Estate of Thomas Soren-
81 sxG sen, deceased.
Notice of application for probate Of Will and
Letters Testamentary.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT
N Ane Marie sorensen, having filed In the
Probate court of Juab County, in Utah Terri
tory, document purporting to be the last
will and testament OF Thomas Serensen, de-
ceased, and also her petition praying for the
admission to Probate of said will, and for the
issuance of Letters Teetam entsry to her,
That said Court has set Saturday, the 26th
day of January, A. d. 1884, at the courtroom
of said Court, in tie town Of Nephl, County
and Territory aforesaid, at 2 O'Clock p. N. OF
said day, the time and place for the hearing OF
said petition and the proof of said will, when
and where all parties interested may appear
and enter their objections in writing;
Dated at Nephi, Juab County, Utah Terri
tory, January 18th, A. D. 1884.
WIN. A. C.. BRYAN,
EiaI6 Clerk of said Court
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-17
DIR. P. STElNHART
SPECIALIST.
Former Partner of
DIR. M IN H.
SAN FRANCISCO,
fO.s 261 Kaini ST., opp. Overland
House, In Union Block. Room
No. First Floor.

Can be consulted daily from 9 O'Clock
am. to 8 o'clock pm, and from to8
o'clock pm. Sundays from 10 am. to l
pm. He has had twenty-five years ex-
perience in the special treatment Of all
Venereal, Sexual and Chronic Diseases,
and guarantees to cure all urinary
Diseases, Syphilitic or Mercurial AZ
fections Of the Throat, Skin
or Bones. NERVOUS DEBILITY,
Impotency and Lost Manhood, exhausted
Vitality, Seminal Weakness, Spermstor.
rhea. Paralysis, and all the terrible effects
of Self Abuse, youthful follies and ex.
cesses in maturer years. Nocturnal Ennis
sion, the effects Of which are various,
msddening and destructive to both body
and mind, and unless cured will Ter
inmate fatally. The presence of the
disease causes continual consciousness
Of slow and gradual decay of all the
power Of body and mind with loss Of
manly power and vigor, defective mem
ory, heart affections. loss o. sight, noises
in the head and ears. confusion of ideas,
aversion to society, excessive prostrsIion,
trembling Of the hands and limbo, con-
sumption, msrssmus and ultimate de-
rangement of the mind. The will power
becomes so weak that the person seems
to lose control of himself and cannot
look one square in the face. It also causes
Dyspepsia and Indigestion with Hear!
and Kidney Disease.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-17
LEGAL NOTICE.
In the Probate Court Of JIab
County, in Utah Territory.

In the matter of the Estate of Thomas Soren
ska rSSA sen, deceased.