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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-04-09

CnnKsC COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE, for
OOOA - young ladies. Advantages un-
surpassed. GEORGE W. Cook, Phi. d . Principal,
Poughkeepsie, N. Y. jy. is.-3m.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-04-09
A Rare Chance,

A Rare Chance!
The subscriber offers for sale his three
greenhouses and the lot on which they
stand, located on Main street. This is an
opportunity to do profitable and pleas
ant business on q small capital. For
terms, &C., apply to ALEXANDER HORTON.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-04-09

ORDER TO LIMIT CRRprToRs.-Upnn the appli-
cation Of Charles A.. Skillman, Administrator of
the estate of Joanna Foley. deceased, .ss ~
], W. II. JoHNsoN Surrogate OF the said County
Of Hunterdon. by virtue of the power and authors
ity vested in me by law. do hereby order on this
twenty-seyenth day Of October in the year Of our
Lord one thousand eight hundred and eighty
three, that the said administrator aforesaid,
give public notice to the creditors Of said Joanna
Foley, deceased to bring In their debts claims nd
demands against said estate under oath aii rma-
ton, within nine months from the date Of this
order, by setting up a copy of the same in Eve of
the most public places in the County Of Hunter
don, for the space Of two months. and also by adj
yertising the same for the like space of time, in
THE LAMBERTvILLE RECORD, q newspaper of the
State of New Jersey. And 1t is further ordered,
that such notice shall be given and advertised
within. twenty DAYS after tbs date OF this order.
and II any creditor shall neglect to bring in and
exhibit his or her debt, demand or claim within
the time therein limited, after public notice given
as aforesaid such creditor shall be forever barred
OF his or her action therefor against the said Ad-
nlinistrator rs aforesaid.
A True Copy from the Minutes.l
s 9ns VI. II. JOHNSON. Surrogate.
Dated Surrogate Office, Oct %, A. p. 1883.
s Oct. Sf,-2m.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-04-09
RARE CHANCE FOR A BUSI-
NESS LOCATION.

The lot and stores on the south
east corner of Union and Church
Sts., Lambertville, N. j., are now of
fered for sale. The lot is % feet
front on Union st. and l02 feet on
Church ST., clear of the street, and
is one of the most eligible and de-
sirable sites for business now in the
market.
The dwelling adjoining will be
sold if so desired. Terms moderate
and possession accommodating.
A Good Brick Dwelling House on
the south side of York street, east of
Main, and contains 6 rooms and ct
tic, all in good repair. Well of good
water and cistern at the door.
No. /. Is a nice three story brick
dwelling house, on Union
ST., between York and Dele
van, containing 8 rooms.
No. A. A large brick dwelling house
with stable, on Bridge St,
s4 near the depot. A good
business location, and in
position to grow in value.
No. 5. A brick house with vacant
lot, with barn, situated on
Washington and Coryell
SITS, very cheap.
No. 6. A large lot on the Delaware
and Raritan Canal, North
of Moore's Spoke Factory.
Lot is ga #. on the canal,
and has three tenement
houses renting for a good
income, and the property
is also approaching in
value.
No. Z. Isa frame dwelling and store
room with a bakery at
tached, situated on Della
ware avenue, one Of the
best streets in the city. A
good location for the bak-
ing business, and can be
bought cheap.
Several other desirable properties
now in hand and for sale not includ-
ed in the above list.
Sept. 10, 1882
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-04-09
BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION AND
OTHER STOCKS BOUGHT AND SOLD.


Persons Wishing to buy property will do well TO
consult the list given below, and those having any
for sale will find il to their Interest TO have +
catalogued, that attention may be called TO it.
The following properties now offered for sale
at prices ard on terms especially desirable;
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20
An Extraordinary Offer.
To All Wanting Employment.

we want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents In
every county in the United States and Canada, to
sell patent article Of great merit, ON ITS nIER-
1 tx An article having large SALE paying over
Ivy per cent profit, having no competition, and on
which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale
by deed given for each and every county he may
secure from ns. With all these advantages to our
agents. and the fact that it is article that can
be SOLD to every houseowner, it might not be ne
cessary to make an 'sextraordinary ofer'' to Sc
cure good agents at once, but we have concluded
10 make u 70 show, not only our confidence in the
merits Of our invention, but in its STABILITY by
agents now at work are making from $3.50 to 5000
month clear, and this fact makes it safe for us
TO make our offer to all who are ont of employ
ment. An agent that will give our business a
this time, above allexpenses can return alkgoods
unso!d to us and we will refund all the money paid
FOR them. Any agent or General Agent who would
IKE ten or more countyies and work them
clear at least $3.50 above all expenses, can return
all unsold and get their money back. No other
employer OF agents ever dared to make such Of
ters, nor would we if we did not know that we
nave agents that make more than double the
amount we guaranteed, and but two sales a day
would give profit Of over S125 month"; and that
one Of our agents took eighteen orders in day.
Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer
fully and these we wish to send to everyone ont Of
EN- loyment who will SEND us three one cent
sta Fps for postage. Send at once and secure the
az ,ncy in time for the boom and to work on the
ter ms named in our extraordinary offer. We
Wcl!d like the address ofal the agents, sewing
machine solicitors and carpenters in the country,
and ask any reader of this paper who reads this
offer, to sc nd at once the name and address of all
such they know Address ut once, or you will lose
the best chance ever offered to those ont of
plemOymenttOm make money.
REM Err MANUFACTURING Co.
1Smlthiieid ST., Pittsburgh Pa
M,r *
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20
Continued from last .reek.>
How Watch Cases are Made.

tits a fact not generally known that the
James Boss Gold Watch Cases really con-
tain more pure gold than many " SOLE"
gold cases The demand for these watch
cases has led to the manufacture of very
poor grade Of solid gold watch cases
low in quality, and deficient in quantity.
These cases are made from AZ to 10 karats,
and a or 6 karat case is often sold for II
or IA karats. 1t is NOT economy to buy a
watch case SO poor in quality that it will
soon lose its color, or one so soft that it will
lose its shape and fail to shut tight, thus
letting in dust and damaging the works, or
one 80 thin that slight blow will break
the crystal, and perhaps the movement.
It IS economy to buy James Boss Gold
Watch Case, in which NONE Of these things
ever occur. This watch case is not an erperi-
ment-it has been made nearly thirty gears.
HAz1EToN, PA, Oct. "A. 1882
sold two James Boss Gold Watch Cases thirty
years ago, when they first came out and they are In
good condition yet One of them is carried by
carpenter, Mr.. L. W. Drake, Of Hazleton, and only
shows the wear In one or two places; the other by
MI Bowman, Of Cunningham, Pa; and can pro
duce one or both Of these cases at any time.
SYLVESTER ENaLE, Je.oeler.
ee.d cent stamp KeytS.s Watch Case Factories. Pha.
James Boss and Keystone Watch Cases are made.
fTh hp Continually
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

Sis-..I went to church this morning,
pa, and the minister preached on the
food" Pa-'.He didp Why, didn't
suppose ministers had so much go in
them. Did he tell how the water was
twenty feet deep in my pork-packing
establishment" Sis-"Oh, no. He did
not say a word about our flood. He
told about the great flood. - Pa
.'What great hood?" Sis 1.-THE one
that Noah was in. - Pa-s.And he
didn't mention our flood at ALP" Sis
ooh, no." Pa-''Well, that's queer.
Where did the minister come from,
anyhow" Sis .'He is from Philadel-
phia. > That's the way with these
Philadelphians. They can't see any
thing big outside of their own city. l
suppose his friend Noah is a Philadel-
phia man. too. - Philadelphia Call.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20
Bob Burdette's Ideal Old Man.

Man never attains his ideal. He
comes nearest it the day he leaves
school; all that year he hovers around
it in pleasant proximity. Sometimes I
| think he quite attains it on commence
ment day. But q year away from
school. he and his ideal part company.
He sees it drifting farther away from
his eager hands. have, in my own
brilliant and aggressive career. pursued
several Aeeting and more or less per-
feet ideals. From where now stand,
at the distance pole, can see a major
ity of them scooting under the wire.
and feel that am shut out. One, !
can see, is in nearer sight, and / am
very 10th to sec it get entirely away
from me.
l have my ideal OF physical perfec-
ton in the aged. am not tall man
now. I do not really have to stand up
to look over the back OF car seat.
| stand up merely because can see far
ther. But us grow old want to fat
up. / want to develop a capacious bay
window, so that when my summer vest
is hanging on the wall it will look like
a schooner coming down wing and
wing. 1 ucu Gall WcuI Ivy WdICA AZ
q fob, with a great big seal dangling
from it like a bell clapper. I want to
be short in the breath and wheeze
when I climb stairs. and puff and pant
when walk up hill, and have to take
two steps to cross the gutter. And l
would wear q clawhammer coat, with
wide lapels, all the time, and carry my
handkerchief in my hat. would like
my hair to turn snow white or else fall
of, am not very particular which.
would like my mustache to bleach
out until it looked like streak of flour
across my lip. believe that is all. !
think that is photograph Of the kind
of an old man would like to be. This
is my ideal old man. Cane and wheezy
laugh, of course.
And l am just as confident as am
that will die rich that, as grow old,
l will shrivel up and dry out until !
look like shoestring with clothes on.
Brooklyn Eagle.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

that city long lecture on the neces..
sitY Of being prepared for sudden
kiss. The advice is all right. There
is nothing like being prepared forwhat
Boston girl that it means q great
deal Of waiting and watching for very
small returns. Beside. it would be
dreadful to have it go abroad that Bos-
ton girls were always waiting to be.
kissed. What girl could endure thatp
Better that ono girl should seem to be
taken unawares now and then than tho
spectacle Of . whole town Of girls on
the qati yive for what may never again
take place. - Detroit Free Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20
Free! Cards and Chromos.

We will send free by mail a sample set of our
arg 6rgs German, French, and American Chrome
Of over 200 different designs, on receipt Of Stamp
for postage, We will also send free by mail as
samples, ten Of our beautiful Chromos, on receipt
OF ten cents to pay for packing and postage also
enclose a confidential price list of our large oil
chromos. Agents wanted. Address F. GLEASON
Co., 40 Summer Street, Boston, Mass.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

Cong lls. Colds. Catarrll,; G onsump-
ton.
AllThfoat, Bres st, and Lung Aft ionsec cured
6y the old established aSWAYNE,S WILD.
sasds The first dose gives relief and cure
April 9-85 - - ss't''
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

an a IA week at home. SIS outfit free. Paw abso
,k6k1l9tely sure. No risk. Capital not req uil ed
sWl)GtReader, i you want business at which per
great pay all the time they work. with ahsninte
Cce a write for particulars to H. HALLET 4
70. Portland, Maine. Dec 1874
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

Blaine is the favorite Of Dubnuue
Irish Americans.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20
The Lydian Monarch is safe in port.

Il nTlI7n Send six cents for postage. and
u Tx n receive free, costly box Of
IN i l(l/III goods which will help you to
more money right away than any
hing else in this world. All, of either sex, succeed
rom the frst hour. The broad road to fortune
pens pei ore the workers, absolutely sure. At
nee address TRUE& Co., Angusto Maine.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

ton. 2 . - =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

lOnd n Hair ResOr ter Great Eng.
u. Toilet Article. Res torres growth, color
Toss, and softness. Removes Dandruff. Aris-
CANT dressing. Fragrantly perfumed. The fovnr.
ed IN fashion At Druggists for 3s 1kd, or Is cts
Of Y. s. money. April 9-85 =
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

L. Crosse reports a bad boiler ex-
plosion.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20
Cholera continues to spread.

"Rough on Rats clears out Rats,
Mice. l5c.
'Rougb on Corns, for Corns,
Bunions. l5c.
Thin people. .'Wells' Health Re-
newer restores health and vigor.
cures dyspepsia. &c. ST..
Rough on Toothacle. z instant re-:
lief. Is.
Ladies who would retain freshness
and vivacity don't fail to try .sWells'
Health Remover. =
"Buchupaiba, great kidney and
urinary cure.
Flies, reaches. ants, bed-bugs, rats.
mice, cleared out by Rough on Rats )
l5c.
"Rough on Coughs" troches, l5c;
liquid, Csc.
For children, slow in development.
puny and delicate, use .sWells' Health
Remover. .
Rough on DENTIST Tooth Powder.
Try it. l5c.
Nervous Weakness, Dyspepsia Sex.
ual Debility cured by ..We]ls' Health
Remover" ST.
Mother Swans Worm Syrup. for
feverishness, worms, constitution:
taste]ess. Csc.
Singing, irritation, al Kidney and
URINARY complaints cured by sBu.
chn paiba. . ISL.
Night sweats, fever, chills, malaria,
|dVSD1DSiA clirp6 hv sslVa,le, I1o,ltL
| REVIEWER
My husband (writesa LADY, is three.
tlmes the man since using ssWells'
Health ReneWer.''
you are failing. broken, worn out
and nervous, use Wells Health Re-
newer" ST..
Prevalence OF Kidney complaint in
America; "Buchu-paiba' is a quick.
complete cnrt 81.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

Prevalence OF kidney complaint in
America; ''Buchu-paiba', is quick,
complete cure. 81.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

Ladies who would retain freshness
and vivacity don't fail to try 'sWells'
Health .RennWar .,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

Il you are failing, broken, worn out
and nervous, use ''Wells' Health Re-
newer. ST..
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

F"1m1n SIetpers and the F1sest Di,i,,s.
= G"fs ~ tAe .g0rid are run on the main lines Of
the CA1C.aAtO, .NLLW:4UHEEE . /. PAUL,
H.aAAI.ay, and every attention is p aid to pas
engers by courteous employees of the Company.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

A kaZoo is an instrument invented to
give pleasure and satisfaction to the
small boy. It is a cross between bag
new and pleasing features of its own.
1t can make more noise and even less
music than a brass band. It can imi-
tate the warbling of cat or the screech
of a knocking bird. The inventor would
be hanged, drawn, quartered and
burnt, but it is more than likely that
he is kept out of the way in some in
sane asylum. When you hears noise
like the combined sound of a fish-horn
and 3 runaway, do not imagine it is
the end Of the world. It is only the
small boy amusing himself peaceably
with his kazoo.. - Detroit Free Press.
After the Concord School of Philoso-
ply gets through discussing Emerson
it might add something to human
knowledge il it would discuss this sub
ject, viz: Why is it that when two
young men and two young ladies who
are drifting toward affectionate ac-
Squaintance set out for q walk in pairs
within speaking distance of each other
the young lady behind feels herself in
duty bound to speak to the young man
in front, and the young lady in front
considers it equally her duty to speak
to the youngman behind; and why, il
the young men should change partners
this peculiarly would still be observedp
1t is strange that this should be so, but
it is so. and perhaps the Concord
School of Philosophy can tell US why
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-08-20

"Rough on Rats clears out Rats,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30

naturally demanded of the Indian.
"Oh yes me saw; low show you.
I he settlers visited the scene OF the
murder, and the Indian showed them
the spot where the murderer waited
for lis victim. He bad SIT his gun
against the tree 1t was \ long one.
because the bark was slightly grazed
high up, and about three inches above
the mark left by The muzzle there was
a slight mark by the ramrod, showing
that it projected three inches. The
man wore gray WOODEN coat, because
where &c leaned against the tree little
particles of gray threads had been
caught by the bark. There was the
place where the little dog sat on his
launches -his stump tail left mark
in the yielding soil. The murderer
was short, because when he reloaded
his gun he set the butt a good way
from his feet. The trail he left COM
ing and going showed he was white,
because he turned his toes out. In
dams never did. The trail also show
ed that the one coming to the tree was
older than the one going away from
thence the murderer had waited
New York Times
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
how Detectives Obtain Pointers.

The story of an Indian who found a
white man lying dead in the woods
with bullet hole in his forehead is
one of the best illustrations of the
habit of observation which detective
must cultivate. The Indian came into
the white settlement and told the set
tiers his story: Found white man
dead in woods. Had hole In his head.
Short white man shot him with long
gun: Ramrod of gun three inches be-
yond muzzle ofgun. Wore grey WOOL
en- coat. Had little dog with short
tail. Had waited long while for dead
man to come along" "How do Won
know all this? Did you see it p was
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
Fast Time.

In its edition of Sept, goth, in an
article entitled "Speed of American
Railways" speaking of comparative
time made by lines leading from ST.
Louis, the Railauay Register says:
"We find that the Ohio d Missis-
sippi heads the list with It's express
train, which leaves this city at s A. NJ.
for Cincinnati. The distance is 341
miles and the average speed is 1922
miles per hour. The Vandalia main
tains with its s A. NJ. express q speed
of SO miles per hour while it traverses
the 240 miles lying between St. Louis
and Indianapolis"
The o. Il NJ. not only "heads the
list" but maintains its supremacy for
greater distance and period of time
than any lines mentioned. The
managers of the Ohio d Mississippi
Railway have established this reputa-
ton not only in St. Louis, but
throughout the western country it is
a recognized and conceded fact that
the o. d Nj, leads the van in regular
and fast time.
So says the st. Louis Evangelist,
and what is true of the D. IL NJ. is
also true of its connecting line at Gin
cinnati, the New York, Pennsylvania
and Ohio railway. These two lines
make first class route from St. Louis
to New York City. No change of
cars, no safer route, and for speed
unequaled. An individual cOmbin-
ing business and pleasure or in pur-
suit of either separately, having
passed over this line once will be sure
to take it again. J. p. Horton, gen.
eral western passenger agent, repre-,
sents the n. Y, p. & o., at st.
Louis, and w. b. Shattuc, general
passenger agent the o. & M. at Gin
cinnati.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30

began to sing something, whereupor
the chief of the robbers recognized the
tenor from having heard him sing al
Madrid, and was so much affected thai
he embraced him. returned the plund-
er and escorted him safe through the
country. That was the story, eh7"
"Yes, / think such were the facts,
said the journalist, Swapping his
watch.
swell, it is all guff-a regular
bilk!" exclaimed the professional,
angrily; land | think you ought TO
be ashamed TO print such lies!"
"What do you mean?' growled
the writer reaching for the big shears.
"Why, just this: Robbers amt
got no more appreciation for talent
than--managers have. They DONE
90 a cent on art, them fellows don't, +"
and the artist gloomily lit one of the
critics cigarettes.
"Don'ts eh?" said the star scalper
"No, ir, they don't ; and I'll prove
it. My stage name is Hamphat-
you've heard of The Hamphat Broth
ers, the great song and dance team,
haven't your"
The dramatic editor admitted that
he hadn't.
"Well. sir. my partner, 'the world
renowned Teddy Hamphat,' was up
doing the northern circuit last week,
and the stage be was in was stopped by
road agents near Ukiah. Ted had
read that derned Giannini item, so
he took the boss highwayman aside
into the bushes and sung him a couple
of verses of Dat Yaller Gal Dressed
in Green"
"And how did it work ?"
"Work, sir; why the gang shot
him full of holes, and chucked him
into ditch. I'm going up on the
$50 to fetch the body home"
That's sad very" said the critic
with beaming smile.
"And it's all your fault" continued
the knowing Hamphat, emphatically.
so I'd advise you fellows to let up
deceiving the public that way. Ii
amt the square shake, by a derned
sight. We're going to give the wild
ow a benefit, and | think you'd ought
ter give it a star notice as stand of.
The critic promised to attend to it,
so the gentleman from the Bella
Union |, sstractedly collared the bal
aDce of tn cigarettes and drifted out.
San Fran isco Post.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-30
A Soap. Yielding Tree.
From the Irish Farmers Gazette.

From the Irish Farmers Gazette.
For many years there has existed
In England and France a large de-
mand for the bark of tree growing
in Chill. known as the Quillaja sapon
aria, or sOap-yielding outlay. Many
of those who supplied the bark have
been in ignorance of the purpose for
which it is employed, and, with reck
lessness as blind as their ignorance,
they have been content to destroy the
tree, without caring to consider where
future supplies were to come from, OF
to know to what uses the material was
applied. As consequence, the tree
is growing scarce in the ChiIian for
ests, and wool and silk manufacturers
in England and France are likely to
have to look about for a substitute for
powerful alkaloid which they hav
been accustomed to use in cleansing
the raw materials of their manufac-
lures. The bark of the QuiIlaja-a
tree which obtains colossal dimensions
even among the giants of a Chilian
forests rich 10 substance known as
saponin, which is extremely valuable
for dressing silk or wool. 1t is said
that a decoction prepared by placing
a small piece of this bark, and soaking
it over night in water, will remove in
a minute or two grease from greasy
articles of clothing. and leave the cloth
clean and fresh as if it We're new. Ii
may also be used for cleansing hair
brushes ard other similar purposes,
under conditions in which soap and
other alkalies are powerless. 1t is also
suitable for hair wash, and it is said
to be largely used by French hair
dressers, though the mode of prepare
ton is kept secret. Such tree ought
TO be invaluable in Australia, New
Zealand, Cape Colony and other colo
MES where wool growing is a staple |
industry and it has, We believe. been |
strongly recommended by Baron |
Ferdinand Won Muller among the |
plants whose introduction into Austria
liza would be advantageous. It is |
hardy evergreen tree, with a white
Hover, and may be reproduced by seed |
or by ripened cuttings placed in saud |
with little heat. La Its natural hab.
liant it is met with In various kinds of
soil, from those of a sandy nature to
peat and loan.