New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-02-10
A Low vIrw OF pRRLrY SOCIETY.
4RTEHUS WIRD.

frpoy A 1ccAsrpvAr CORRESPONDENT or THE TETB-gE
Bo.roN. Feb G-Turnng the leaves of n ycnera-
bic scrap-bool. The other day, | came upon one OF
the programme that Artemus Ward used to fur
nish TO those VINO attended, his lecture " Anong the
MormonsH Does anybody know what became of
the panorama upon which he held forth! II went
with him 80 England. but since his death has never
been heard Of Here is the programme:
PRaIoGuE-Ty Artemus WtnL-Professoaly % miro
duce the subject but really to give the accom- pshei
cranlts to unron the isl picture.
TfrT STEAMSHIP ARIEL At sgA--OIt o. the brily The
aea rough Passengers unabe TO remain inside their
stateroonns or outside their vrtuals. An immense sea-
srT.on, In wake another f. our sleep. Lad hp'-S
p. The hoe - IN ArtcnlUs Wards possession lsto-
Panama. Interesting interview with OLD Panama
himself WIN makes an the hats.
Old Pan Is likely sort Of man.
MONTGOMERY STREET. SAN FRASCTscO-l.lfe nld things
IN FL Dorad3-rhe Chinese eraDa-LlZt Celestial COM
eiy, hundred and two acts; by Chincs gentle
man Of this city Good quarters 10 be found here.
Playful population, fond q; i;-l0w ssk and homicide
VnIGrSIA CrTY.-A Wild plaee. Game abundant; prin-
cipally Baro and Understanding prevalent ia eonse-
nnencc-Every man carries revolver, AMI every other
rlau two. silver mines.-rhe treasure carefully guarded
each proprietor keeping silver watch.
TIRE GKstr DF-rrr.-A drelry waste Of sand-s per-
fecty shameful waste in fact They ought TO save IT,
BIGiSs-EYg VIEW or GREAT SALT LAKE crrc-A rather
pretty pieture with entirely ser0us descriptive
talk
MAN SHEET WEST 7IDE.-Ths being view of Main
St. west side, naturally view OF the @csi size VI
Mair-st.
VII.
= glf = lyc Lott
NJ salt in hi. housa-sa, cellars IN fact. temperance
hoel-rJth.ag stronger sold than butter, which was
ruther sreughy when A. ". there. Guests are re-
auested to urn OF candles before retiring at night
Washing nor alo we'd in You must 80 out IN TINS
porch and wash with cast-rOn though they call %
csst-stcel
The Mo;,lOV THEATRE NormoRs tl,eatre-g9crs
Effects Of the Drama tacr Manners etc. IL accounts
for The VA they A,o, for their calling certg
place TIE BOJtomless Pa-qlette." 80"
BR1Gu1v Yo,Nc's E,aE-0na OF the most interesting
places Ia Utah, especially - Brigham IoIa. Two
dweiln- houses ana q 'ohoo house In tne latter add-
tlols s ,-yu,ed 0y BF .aGI wives. aud muti, alton
10y hi. Children. The pretty sils ia UpIh ao-'g marry
Young
HrsrR C. KnmAIL's UN.Fg. Mr.. Kimblll ha, -'Teat
many wao very i'sr 90 him; much In're e1-
reusivc 'haG q les. lllm3 would be; be is one e; the
most numerous parent, IN Ut}h se7eAiy-sir Nogaon-
.,s.- share 1ir Kimhags l9t We do not know how
many acre, there are this lot bl, th re- ought % be
lot OF u f5r slca lot of wives, who should te To-
low the saline example Of Llt wife. viii make ~ Lake
City-lt indeed On bca- enferly con'osd Will GA tho
death ofon Of hi, wives NJ Himban said: OBJ never
mind I've sot plenty ui5r- 81. 'en az home"
XIII
TnE ]. H.pSA. LEra4 8 tue arent Mormon cling.
house The Elders and lounges "pcash" lere.
Br.ss Band at me eul t.e building anc the Pulpit
.t, Tn &. ur4 Al heftt a..
,I1oon sisters .it by themselves. ia the mL-l- of Tie
Row rs any other name wounht ~ As sweet "
Tur GREAT suT LAKE g.Ui0ns holy ~ WHEREIN.
alvznti,u pr0gss II usuta large uan'cr oil ga s'its
NJ fish ela 1--we in il except =. cadA5h macaere. ant red
h.rri,-g There are mermaid thcr, though my have
Sa Rlelms Iuinns 1--we 81 TINS lake. Iilte
Inlls IL the distance tuudins thef |n-"L)0Ds'
TIL Evpow,frNT uoU,C.-Iu this hIid.ng The Mormon
is instructed into the ,'r.sIs riies-aid wgo.ss--'r
HE faith.
THE DESERT AGAIN-Haudsomer tlian Tie hr+t yieT.
II iossn'y howl" as much Indians ga Tue 1911
scalp a Lecturer %! N. b. They would ST.
ASswERs 70 CORRESPONDENTS.
saccaarissa SO have no h0aia, where saW ! co. II
you wslit Home, Sweet Home YOU had better - on
Iaars 5iaJ1-" Ihave az unfortunate tendency. even
on TRIVIAL occsons, To shed tears. How can r' vent
Tratc.ler How loag was Ar,euus Wand L. calTOr-
snceul5Ior ." 6 petroleum frequent IN caves ?" No;
bus CAV ~ frequent III HoipoieiIl
RULES OF rui. HoCsr.
Children r arms NJ admitted. u the arms are loaded.
Chit-~1 uuior one gear or not admitted, unless
accompanied by their Pirruts nr gnuiisra.
Iph' D, ern.ichisn NIL lassac ,.D- any "'s'S'o"
t7s,,s N,rd viii tot ~, responsive for Money
ieweny otbcr vailah.es unless eft With ha TO De
returned 10 a week
Psrsons who tnk thcy viii enjoy themsclves by
leaving bo ha early Ia te evening, are requested l9 do
go with o. little noise az possible
II is doubtful II more fun was ever crowded into
the same space-or do YOU happen to know chr
rent bnmorsf that could write n fUunier 0nc'
well remember the first tine ] heard hnl.
lie appeared on the stage looking crnst-f..lien aud
with face turned anxioIisly toward the do'f at
" bieh he entered The gentleman who Vas 10
have introduced me seeuEs TO have absenteJ hiia-
se!fv. then after a hcsItatIng PaUsa BE a'!aed,
" nm Artenns Ward. the lecturer OI the even
ing II was dificllt 70 believe there was iIuci
mnsie in this serious faced Young gentleman. But
what roars of laughter he prayoked There
was Joke his lecture which. once good,
bsd been rendered absolutely poin tess b.
event THAT bal h@pPened He carefully
audience was saying TO hlnself You might
much better have omitted that, ArteulnE'
The joke uttered, the joker paused, dlsIlt Sod
frank, pathetic way. That Little anecd9te OF mlne
isn't good as II was.p Tue effect iTrsstibie-
OF the countless good stories attributed TO hum,
the best to nay mind Is the one which tells OF the
advice he gave 10 q Southern railroad conductor
soon after the war. The road Was in wFetched
condition, and the trains consequently were run IL
phenomenaly low rate of speed. When
the conductor punching his ticket Artenlls re-
marked Does this railroad company ALLOW pas
senaers u give it advice If they do in respect
fnl manner r. Tho conductor replied IN sruE
tones that lie lnessed SO. We'll ArterasIs wenr
the cow.eatnher FROM the front Of tho engine and
hitch Il 10 the rear of the train. For you zee We
are not Liable TO 0yertske cow, hut whi ~ pro
vent COW strollng into this car and biting pass
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