The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-10-10

john. WhAi l. tlss - lhlng u f..
= psuul our a.ked an elderly iady
e her b4eisiuF hr0tbeT. whp baici
rAuga -Arsefic. Eraay answered
1ohu.
smith, noiice thai mllkmen ~ =
fuls very heavy slloes nroun-
-Yrs nhry do Il on purpose l guess
>1ulsh ~Nht'- Bsown -neraase
sou know, Il would lsk rather suggez
i've II they woFe pumlw-Ex.
Charlotte Brunte SAYS. ~women
Tee jus, - men fee Ne don't believe
Il SAY . benldlet. No woman vas ever
tool eaoush 10 iesl for an open doc. ia
he daIk aud end II with her nose.
Jury said a western Judge. you Ken
% cut aud bud a verdict. Ii you cant
dad omH OF your osn. &c. tie ont The
the last jury used" The jury returned
Siih a verde. Of suicide Ia TIE mutt
slegree.
4 Rhode Island iury were i've days
lebating ia a long ease involving hog
worth seten dollars. aud then caulv ia.
.ound the hog not guilty.. AID rocum
mehded both plaintin aud defendant
10 Tie mercy OF the court.
4 MlssoFi man who refused TO run
Tor a county office was chased into ,
swamp aud THEN hunted ou. with dugs
nd guns aud made 10 accept. Whei
western politics gets after a maH le's
at % come IN of the wet.
What are you doing thereg" de.
manded the gruoer OF the new clerk
I'm putting a little ssnd In the sugar.
Amt that right :" "i.igHll Gfea
scott. No. You take u little OF the
sugar and pat 1t Ia the sand-Ex.
a man ia Hamilton. Ga. has written
fur a divorce 10 tue governor OF the state
BECAUSE he says he doesn't wish to give
Il lawyer twenty-five d0llats Tor one.
Ills letter g.uses as follows: pleas,
see about tins rite OIL and dUan't walt
until after / am dead befJur yuu let me
near irom you.
Do trains for Boston leave tins de.
potY' inquired a Traveller of a man
whom t,e found %l0ungiug on the plat.
form of a country station. wall" re.
sponded the rustic" Fl have lived herea.
bouts nigh OF 10 twenty years aud /
haven't seen none OF them take it witt
them.
WALL said the boot black who SAT
next to the alley, ald who had been
very quiet for a long tine. "my gal amt
stylish nor handsome, and she huin't got
small fee, aud a Greciau nose. but she's
awful g~ood.heartpd. flow good 2" ask
ed the who carried three cigarstubs
in his vest pocket. well" the Other
light when III been eating onions and
she hadn't. she rubbed Limebrgel
cheese all over her mouth so as not to
make me feel embarrassed"
A hoy about fifteen years If age beg.
ged of Il lady on second street TO hunt
him up an old hat, us his h~ead-coyerinp
WAS no longer amy protection. Shr
rummaged around the house for TWEEN
ty minutes and found a stiff hat whicl
her husband threw aside last spring
II was in perfect condition and looked
well, but as the boy received il he
Banged 1t with his list until IT showed
Il dozen bruises. and the rim was then
twisted out OF shape. "Nlercy on mel
but what do you mean 7" gusped the as.
tonised lady. "Tlianke. num- he re
piled MS he elapped the tile on his head,
but don't propose TO be token for q
dude. "-Detro;t Free Press.
"One Thing I've got agin' Wisconsin"
SAID tie old man ms he bit off Il hunk of
navy, is The meanne of its country
merchants" an what respect -
WAL, last winter was Il mighty good
winter for coon. Seemed as If every
coon in Aichiaan, Illinois. and Iowa
'"' UNIV w W tNtpit1bl Un II WISH.
Men my pard had six coon dogs and
fifty traps, and TIE way we laid 'em out
was terrific. Fact was, we piled up the
pelts TIL we had h corner on the mar.
ket." 81 see "Just AS We got so thai
we could spit Oh the stove in any u
try store, lie eantankefous buyers of
hides aud pelts formed "A rln to bust
our corner. What do you THINK the,
didY' Cant say" Hanged If they
didn't diakiver Il way to tan skunk
skins and put five rings on every tail.
lhd as there were ten skunks 10 one
coon we had to sell out for store pay
and git ont n this state on footr-WalI
Street News.
Tie following were recently among
The written answera in examinations
IN the scriptures by her maiesty's in
spector of schools: "Who was Nose, p"
lie was an Egyptian. He lived IN .
bark made of %hulIrushes and he kau, =,