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UTAH.
Advices from Salt Lake.

SALT LAKE October 20th.-In the Tabernacle
Yesterday Delegate Caine asked for the prayer.
of this people that he might represent them
more faithfully and efficiently. Angus Cannon
told what great power the Saints would have
when Utah was admitted as a State.
Argument in the Rudger- Clawson polygamy
case was heard to-day and closed The Judge.
charge will be delivered in the morning The
closing speech is pronounced remarkably fine
by the bar.
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OREGON.
Fire on n Dairy Ranch-Unfortunats
Railroad ConpoDy

PORTLAND, October 0th.-The house and out
buildings of the dairy ranch of Geo Kallich.
four-and-a.half miles from East Portland, were
burned this afternoon. kallich had 100 tons OF
hay and other feed, which were DESTROYED.
The entire loss will reach 1000.
The Oregon Pacific, which would have been
exempt from State taxes for twenty years had
il completed its road between Corvallis and
YaQuina bay. failed to do 81, though strenuous
efforts were made by the company to accomplish
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cans as active Yes. in getting out of the
way of Democratic shot-guns, and in taking up
residences distant from the polls. What bust
ness has Republican to vote in Mississippi /:
and what right has he to live ifhe wears a black
skin and venturesto think his own politics?
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As An evidence Of the spiritof advertising that
possesses some American firms, it may be stated
that one manufacturing house Of the North has
erected at New Orleans for the Cotton Centen
NAL Fair separate pavilion. This building is
in the form OF aGreek cross. and is III by Il:
feet, with 60-:oot central tower. In this build
ing. large enough for State exhibition, are &c
he displayed the goods Of single Western man
ufactGrer. The building is additionally very
handsome, and is being furnished richly
throughout. We doubt if any other people car
point TO so brilliant an instance Of advertising
shrewdncSs
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Fire in Stocl<ton-Stage Robber in Gus
1ndY.

STOCKTON October 20th-The Drew stables,
near the Central Pacific depot, were destroyed
by fire at a late hour tonight. The harness and
horses were saved. The amount Of loss is not
ascertained.
The alleged robber of the Milton and Sonora
stage, last Friday. was captured in the noun
tains by r. J. Mullerson, of Murphys, and
Sheriff Thorn, of Calaveras, and brought to
Milton to-day, there To await the arrival of the
stage-driyer to identify him. The driver identi-
fed the man. The mask worn by him when
the robbery was committed was found scwed in
the lining of his coat. He is young large
man, who has been making shingles in the
mountains between Murphys and Calaveras
Big Tree Grove. After Identification by the
stage driver he was taken from Milton to San
sudrpaS
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FOR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS ::
co NTY TICK E T.

SACRAMENTO COUNTY.
ERROR JUDGES:
JOHN w. ARMSTRONG; of Sacramento.
JOHN II. McKUNE............Of Sacramento.
ASSEMBLY (lSth District
Qgth DistricD-E. q. BLESSING.
Goth Districtl-GILLiS DOTY.
SHERIFF-A. ii. ESTILL.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY-R. NJ. CLARKEN.
COUNTY CLERK-M. X. BEARD.
TREASURER-I. NJ. SMITH.
AUDITOR-OSCAIs s. FLINT.
PUBLIC ADNINISTRATOR-G. +. BRONNER
CORONER-DR. II. VOLLER.
SURVEYOR-A. G.. WYNN.
SUPERVISORS Cst District)-W. o. BOWERS.
=. ed Dis.rictl-WM. McLAUGHLIN.
90 cd DISCREPANCIES II. GROTU.
9th District)-JOHN Il. TAYLOR.
"a 18th District)-H. c. ROSS.
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SEALED PROPOSALS.
OFFICE SUPERINTENDENT STATE PRINTING,
Ll,..l 1901

OFFICE SUPERINTENDENT STATE PRINTING,
SACRAMENTO CALI September "A, 1854.
CEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RECEIVED
- at the thce of the Superintendent of State
Printing Room 26, State Capitol, sacramento, up
to FRIDAY, OCTOBER "a. 1884, for the Binding,
Ruling. Folding, and Folding and Stitching re-
quired to be executed for the State, for one year
schedule, to be had on application TO the Super
intendent of State Printing.
Section 55s, of the Political Code provides that
all the Binding, Ruling, Folding, Folding and
Stitching shall be done in the city of Sacra-
mento, under the supervision of the Superin-
tendent of State Printing.
No bid viii be considered unless accompanied
by certified check in the sum of two thousand
dollars payable to George Stoneman. Governor
OF California, as a guarantee that The bidder to
whom the contract is awarded will enter into
satisfactory bonds for the faithful performance
OF the terms thereof The State reserves the right
to reject any or all bids. JAMES J. AYERS,
sai-2pim Superintendent State Printing.
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Jealous Husband Shot by His Wife.
Friend.

BEYIcIA. October e0th-On Sunday evening a
shooting atfray took place in this city. William
Campbell 4 resident, being shot by Walter ;.
Cox, whose parents reside IN san Francisco.
Campbell and wife have been separated for
some time by mutual agreement and live apart
At the time mentioned Campbell went 20 the
house and on entering inquired of his wife who
she had secreted up stairs and started up stairs
TO see. On arriving there he pushed open the
door of the room aud was shot by Cox as stated.
Constable FeIrin, hearing the shots, went TO the
house ana upon going up stairs found Cox and
grasped a revolver, two chambers of which had
been discharged Mrs. Mckenzie is a daughter
Of Mrs Campbell, and resides at Napa Cox
claims that Campbell shot into the room but no
weapon could be found about him or in the
house. Cox was arrested and was taken to the
County Jail TO await examination.
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ing was held here Saturday night, in honor of
Senator Jones. Jones spoke for two hours.
WOODBURY., the Republican candidate for Con-
gress. speaks here tonight The campaign is
getting lively.
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PAraIcS EGAS, of the Irish Land League
objects to Mr. Cleveland because he is
pleasing to the London Times the London
Standard, the London Duly Telegraph,
the London Daily Nc,c;, the London
ST. James Gayste, the London Saturday Re
rie,o, in fact the entire English press
Standing alone it may not be a very logical
reason, but it remains that the objection
has force If Mr.. Egan bad stated why
these journals preferred Cleveland to
Blaine, however, he would have been logi-
cal rs we'll as forcible. They fear that Mr.
Blaine's policy will be so thoroughly
American as to be felt abroad; that
under him we will have definite,
clear and unmistasablc foreign policy;
that our ration will claim its place
in the councils Of the nations, and its right
to intervene in the great questions that
affect the welfare of the world.
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NEVADA.
Deathsrvoters on the Comstock.

VIRGINIA, October 20th-Thomas Hicks. shin
boss at the osbiston hat, over-heated in the
old drift three days ago, died this afternoon.
The father of Superintendent Heating, of the
Norcross mine who has been i'll for some time
past. is said TO be dying tonight
The registered voters Of Virginia City number
2,079 in Gold Hill. 70l
The Campaign Getting Lively.
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II now turns out that McSweeney, the new
Democratic card" went to Ireland to make i.
his home-absndon America and accepted
office under the British crown.
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Political DEMONSTRATION.

Petaluma SATURDAY. night, under the auspices of
the Plumed Knights. was grand success. The
procession numbered fully 900. six bands and
two drum corps furnished the music for the
occasion. The Plumcd knights and other COM
panics exhibited iine drilling. and the long uni
formed column presented brilliant appearance.
CESTrGvuLE, October a0th-IIon. J. r. elias
cock addressed the largest Democratic meeting
OF the campaign il this place this evening His
remarks were received with much applause
HELENA, October 20th.-There was a grand
political demonstration here tonight, the occa-
sion being addresses made by United States SEN
ator John F. Miller and Chancellor Harrison.
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

FOR PRESIDENT:
GROVER CLEYELAND......Of New York.
FOR VICE-PRESIDENT:
THOMAS \. HENDRECkS......O OF Indiana.
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CATsE oF THE rRoTRLE.

The whole trouble arose in connection with
the examination OF the man Wilson, who is up
on charge of kidnapping Chinswoman and
i also held TO answer fer the same crime com
mitted in Kern county. Sheriff Mckinney had
jealousy guarded this prisoner, and in collect
ing testimony had six or more deputies APP
pointed, among whom was Callihan, who had
assisted in arrestiug Wilson, also Jardine, the
latter having been examined and acquitted in
Bridgeport. There was an intensely bitter feel
ing between number of the boys ald the Off
GERS deputized, and shooting serape has been
anticipated for several days. If any part ofthe
rumnrs in circulation be true it viii cast re-
Election on several residents of Lundy as aiding
the man Wilson. one officer states that some
days since Wilson'S attorney, c. 4. Schuman.
had Il personal encounter with Sheriff McKin-
ney as the latter was taking his prisoner to
dinner, and offered to fight the Sheriff, but that
the latter became alarmed lest the scheme WAS
to give the prisoner an opportunity to escape,
Immediately locked the prisoner up and then
returned, TO lind that Schuman had gone. There
are determined if not desperate men on 10th
sides, and it is probable that the citizens viii
not interfere till the proper examinations are
had
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CITY TICKET.

CITY TICKET.
POLICE JUDGE-W. a. HENRY
CITY JUSTICES OF THE PEACE JOHN f.
RAMAGE and ISAAC JOSEPH.
TOWNSHIP JUSTICE-D. Il. ALEXANDER.
CONSTABLES-JULES p. COLA and JOE
A. KLEIN.
By order Democratic County Central Com
mttee. X. d. STEPHENS, Chairman.
ID. +. BEyEEIDGE, Secretary. s25-td
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Overheard and Drowned.

SAN PEDRO, october 90th.-The schooner
Norma, Lovedal master, bound from Umpqua
for Valparaiso with lumber. put into this port
the mate. Victor Hendrickson. on the 18th in
slant, when in lat 80 80 n, long. 1919 10 W. II
is supposed that he stumbled and fell from the
deck the vessel being loaded high above her
bulwarks. she was mt once put about and boats
lowered. but it being early morning and quite
dark. nothing could be seen of the unfortunate
Aner waiting and searching some hours after
daylight without success She bore away for this
port. She will probably proceed on her way
Monday
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WHILE Democrats boast OF the alleged Repub-
lcan falling of in Ohio, why are they so silent
about the great decadence of the Democratic
majority in West Virginia
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SAN JOSH. October 20th.-Joseph Sadman, aged
65 Il cook by occupation. was brought to the
County Jail this evening on a commitment from
GilrOy, charging him with an attempt to com
NIT rape on the seven-year-old daughter of
Louis Reward, his late employer. and the pro
prietor Of the Railroad House in Gilroy
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III Grover Cleveland is elected he win owe it
to being supported by solid south-he will
then owe taa solid South the control of his
a1lnnistratioE.
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AT0TICE TO CREDITORS. = ESTATE OF
~ OLIVER S. 1ERRILL, deceased. Notice
is hereby given by the undersigned ex-
ecutor ofthe last will and testament Of OLIVER
S. TERRILL, deceased, to the creditors of and
all persons having. claims against the said de-
ceased, TO exhibit them, with the necessary
vouchers within four months after the first pub
LEGATION OF this notice, to the said execstor, at
the law Office of ". H. Beatty and c. Denson
No 425 X street, Sacramento city, California.
WILLARD HAZEN,
Executor of last will and testament of OLIVER
nDJ-I .,u i,t.Tu
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Death or a Pioneer of Pioneers.

san JOSH. October 20th.-Martin Murphy. a
pioneer Of ISIS, and the father of General p. w.
Murphy, of san Luis Obispo, and Senator B. d.
Murphy, OF this city, died at his residence on
Market street, in this city, at 3 o'clock this
morning, after long and painful Illness He
was native of Ireland. II years of age. and
one of the largest landowners in the State
Killed by Train-Railroad Survey.
DAGGETT, october a0th.-James Cunningham
n laborer, boarded the breakbeam of a freight
car ON the west-bound train last evening. His
body has just been brought in, mangled beyond
recognition
The survey of the narrow gauge Daggett and
Calico Railroad commenced this morning. 1t is
TO be completed and in operation in ninety days.
Not n "Plumed Knight"
YREKA, october 20th.-A married man named
Charles knight committed an outrage on a girl
aged u, at Indian Creek. Constable McVey
brought Knight here in hurry as n mob was
gathering TO lynch the accused. The girl is in a
very critical condition, AID just indignation
prevails where the family of the girl resides
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How few understand what
a perfect At isp That painful
period Of breaking IN" isdeem-
cd essential to every new
outfit This Is positively I'M
necessary. The scientific
principles applied to the num-
erous shapes and sizes OF the
Hanan" shoe, insures perfect
ct, and their flexibility, abso-
Lutte freedom rom tho fortunes
of breaking in," as they are
easy and comfortable from tho
first day. Sold everywhere.
Ask your shoe dealer for them.
HANAN & SON.
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CITY TICKET.
POLICE JUDGE-W. :. Stafford.
CITY JUSTICES-C POST, VIM. HENLEY
TOWNSHIP JUSTICE-GABBIEL HAINES
CITY CONSTABLES-s. HARVEY, FRANK
SWIFT.
BY order of the Republican County Contra
Committee. WINFIELD J. DAVIS, Chairman.
NORMAN 5. NICHOLS, Secretary. o3-td
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J. B. MERRILL & CO.,
Grooers, cor. Thirteenth and III streets,

GARRY A CHOICE AND SELECT STOCK OF
~ Family Groceries, Fine Wines and Liquors;
also, Farm Produce, all at lowest prices. Mr.
Merrill desires to announce for the information
of the public that no individual as a partner is
associated with him in the business. o2I-lp1m
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-13
RESIEENCES.

4 GOOD BUSINESS PROPERTY Oh
a the west side Of Main street, just nortt
of the Walker House. 29I2 feet 'front.' by l6;
feet deep For full particulars erQuire at ms
cISo ACHEAP BONE. NEW FRAME
QfOO adobe lined house OF two rooms and
good rock cellar, lot 2Ix1t5 feet, enc !oseo
with picket fence, in Twentieth ward.
.7SO A CHOICE BUILDING LOT 5xl0
CtOO rods, Oh First South street, enclosed
with new picket fence; nice residence sd-
BUSINESS GROUND ON WEST TEMPLE
ID street, near corner of Second South street.
t6 feet front 10y I6j feet dee % for full psrticu-
SIsn0 0e A COY RUSTIC FRAME
C1oOO house OF four rooms, adobe lined,
lot 2Hx10 rods, south front, orchard, In
Tenth ward, half block from car line.
SooS0 a VERY DESIRABLE RESI-
mana modern style house of six rooms.
bath room, hydrsnt water, lawn, choice fruit
and shade trees, east front: situated within
one and half blocks Of business, nice resi-.
coeS0 NEW MODERN STYLE BRICK
CAOoO house Of four rooms, hsll. bay
window, porch, high ceilings, lot 6xl0 rods,
enclosed with new picket fence, nice ne igh-
borhoOd, and 10 q part OF the city now rapidly
being built up; on car line.
1000 THREE ROM FRANZ HOUSE as
wv well and force pump; OF 40 RODS,
Third WARD.
SAOOO barn, carriage house, ETC., and
fine corner lot 4xI0 rods, south and east
front, set with choice fruit trees, fine shade
trees arouud, fenced with new picket fence,
Tenth Ward.
10000 NEW BRICK HOUSE, MODERN
YAOOO style, Of six rooms, hall, buttery,
porch. cellar and barn; lot 4xl0 rods, choice
orcha d and garden, situated in the Eleventh
Ward, half block from car line.
S11O0 HOUSE OF THREE ROOMS,
and west front, under cultivation, on Brig
ham street. one block from car line.
CoSOO ADOBE HOUSE OF FOUR
pOoOO rooms, good cellar ana large store
room corner lot 10x20 rods, well improved,
situated in the Tenth Ward near car line.
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Q266O NEW RUSTIC HOUSE, ADOBE
U2OoO lined, Of four rooms, buttery,
closets and porch; lot 2x1O rods, south front,
situated in the Twelfth Ward, four blocks
S1o00 NEW ADOBE HOUSE OF FOUR
Q1HOo rooms, lot 4x5 rods, east front,
nicely improved; in Nineteenth Ward.
G000O NEW ADOBE HoUsEOF EIGHT
pOOOO rooms, lot 315xl0 rods, nicely i'm.
proved; situated in the Eighteenth Ward;
$4,000 THREE HOUSES ON ONE
POOOO lot, 101xl65 feet, south front, stu
'ted in the Twelfth Ward. This property
will pay II Per cent. interest On The invest
1000 NEW ADORE HOUSE OF
p1OOO eight rooms, -four large closets,
buttery, summer kitchen, bow window, by
drant water, lot 213zx10 rods, in Seventeenth
1000 ADOBE HOUSE OF FOUR
TiHOO rooms and kitchen, hydrant
water; corner lot Gx6 rods, south and west
front, nicely improved with choice fruit and
shade trees, situated on Second South street,
in Twelfth Ward.
S9SOO BRICK ADOBE HOUSE, NEW
PoOOO and modern style, nine rooms,
two cellars, closets, etc; lot 212z9 rods; or
car line. near to business centre.
C0S0O BRICK BUILDING OF FIVE
Q@o rooms; lot 5Y20 rods, in 19th
Ward.
S170O HOUSE OF SEVEN ROOMS
C1'O kitchen and outhouses, new wei
and pump, stable, etc lot $40 rods, near the
corner of Eighth East and Phird 6onth.
S1OOO TWO HOUSES, ONB OF FOUR
P1OVV rooms and one Of one room.
stable, corner lot 4xl0 rods, set with choice
fruit and shade trees, Tenth ware, one block
a1oS0 ADOBE HOUSE OF THREE
p ooO rooms and summer Kitchen, coal
house well, pump, etc; lot a1zxlO RODS, with
south front, on car line, Ninth ward.
5000 LEAeEH0LD ON CONNER
~" clal Street, near FirFt South.
with two stores and photograph gallery. Five
years lease of ground at low rental.
MODERN STYLE RUSTIC
P-0OO frame house, s6obe lined, FIVE
,reoms, hallway, summer kitchen, cellar and
coal house, good wafer; lot ~ f-ort ny 10
rods IN rea-, tsstefully improved. making T.
delightful home.
SS00 BUILDING LIT lzS% RODS,
south front, close 10 NAN street.
Q00OO ADOBE HOUSE OF FOUR
rooms and simmer kitchen, lot
'xZO rods, set with choice va-ieiies Of large
ma small frnit, good garden; sisIated in
ne Nineteenth v a;ds giving Gns view e
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Houses 80 REM.

New brick hou:e OF three roons, rear D. s.
X. 8. depot; $40.
house Of four rooms, hyd-sDi sattr, On
Brigham street; $50.
Residence Of eight rooms, b. thIOCIG, wafer
gas and al modern coDve Eierces On First
South street, between Second gud Third
Rast streets; $50.
A nice store on First Sou b street. 24xs0
feet, with large cellar, So.
House Of three rooms n NiIeteeIfb ward;
SIC.
Furnished house OF nine -ooms, hydrant
vater, in Seventeenth ward; Oh car lie; 500
Furnihes..sssuoS OF FIVE rOoms, ne.o to busI
ness, $40
Three furnished rooms sr-tsble for house
keeping close by.
Two rooms, cellar, ETC., Eleventh ward,
81.
Several furnished rooms, convenient 70
business; for full particulars enquire 81 my
Office.
$iA House Of nine rooms, nooern con-
vsniences, good stable, Pleasant gre uRds; on
car line, TFelfth Ward.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-13

FREIGHT COUPLERS.
The public gets off a burst of vir-
tuous indignation every now and
then, about the danger to life and
limb of brakemen, from the existing
type of link and pin coupling; and
calls out for something which
should be safer, alleging that mer
cenary reasons only prevent the rail-
road companies from adopting
something which shall make coup
ling cars at night as safe and easy
as drawing molasses In the day
time. We venture the state
ment that the railroads are as
sick of the link and pin coupler as
the humanltarians are; that they find
it not an expensive luxury, but an
expensive necessary evil; and that
the reason why a perfect automatic
freight coupling has not been
adopted is. because there is, as yet,
even on paper, no such coupling,
despite the fact that car couplings
are invented at the rate of about one
per day; and that the car-coupling
inventor is always lying in wait for
the superintendent, and general
and the superintendent of
rolling stock, and the other powers
that be-waiting to show his crude
whitfield model, or his expensive
nickel plated model, or some model,
other than the satisfactorily work.
ing and practically suitable model.
Journal of Railtoay App Nances
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-26
Living too Fast.

ave are runnin' away wild de kentry,"
said the solemn voice of Waydown Bebee
as his name was called. ave am libin'
too fast. Twenty vars ago was satisfi-
ed with two-roomed cabin an a dollar
a day. Now l has to have two-story
house an twelve shillins' day. Wives
who used to go ba'rfut six days to save
their shoes for the seventh now wear IS
butes to mop in. De pusson who Arms
SO per week mus lib just as good as de
one Arms $50. Twenty y'ars ago de
woman wild diamond ring could boss
de hull nayburhood. Now, when she
tries to eben boss de sarvant gal de gal
packs up her peck of diamonds an quits
de job widout waitin' to collect any leetle
matter like $40 back salary. When l was
boy de man who bought a can of oys-
ters was supposed to have bin left a leg
acy of fo'teen millyum dollars. Nova
days de poo mans back yard am kivered
wild de empty cans.
II kin see sign arter sign dat dis gener-
ashum am speedin' along without thought
or car of whar it will bring up. Men
who am hoein' 'taters to-day am nabobs
to-morrer. Men who used to believe in
savin' up fur rainy day now scatter deir
cash aroun' as if de sunshine mus allus
last. Whar l used to be satisfied wild
bean soup now want oxtail, an dat's
what ails de hull ken.ry; we has got to
slow up an simmer down or de top-rail
am gwine to give away an give us all a
drap."
The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1884-03-26
All Fixed.

An insurance agent, who was applied
to by a small dealer in clothing for insur-
ance on his stock, inquired:
"Did your brother Isaac burn out in
Atlanta, and did they not find kerosene
sprinkled all over the foors?"
"Yes, dat vas Isaacs, but didn't he
proof dot barrel of kerosene busted on
him."
"And didn't your brother Moses burn
out in Charlestown, and didn't they find
bonfire down in the CELLAR"
Eyes, dot vas Moses, but he satisfied
the shurry dot he lit the fire to find a
leak in the water pipe"
"Was it your brother Jacob who burn
ed out in Mobile?" 1T vas."
'There was an explosion of powder,
wasn't there?"
"Vell, Shacob said it vas robbers who
blew open his SAFE"
"If this company insures you, and you
burn out, there will be rigid investiga-
tion," said the agent.
"Vell, dot vas all right. If my store
purns oop it will be found dot vas in
Cincinnati, und dot my wife vas oop all
night NIT corpse. / vas man who
dom gif myselfaway."