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EHE week at home. s. outfit free. Pay alb
VOO solutcly sure No risk. Capital not re-
quired. Header, if you want business at which
persons OF either sex. young or old, can make
great pay all the time they work. With absolute
certainly, Write for particulars to III. IlALLETT
l. Go. Portland, Maine.
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THE ARMY OF TYPES.


o, a;Rlorious fame is the fame of the fray
forthe Banner OF Stars and OF Stripes!
But the migltlest soldiers Of all are they
WHO march in the Army Of Types:
Hoythey come at the wave Of tho Captains
sshand,
How they gather with rattle and click!
Andleap to the ranks at the silent command,
O1the forming ground OF the Stick!
Andwhether it storm or whether it shine.
Aud ever by day and by night,
With click. click. click, they fall into line,
And march away to the fight:
Each soldier moves on in his squad Of word.
{ To the Drum Of the Age In tho van.
And armed with two-edged. invisible sword,
That cuts through the spirit of.man.
Whaks Ignorance sits OH her sladowy thrones
b thu wsils Of Old Night,
They crumble and crush into powder the stones,
And let IN the I.egtOns OF Light!
Where Tyranny reigns with his foot and his yoke,
On the nccks Of the poor and the just,
They cease not to smite till tho fetters are
broke,
And the tyrant is laid in the dust!
| 0, Army Of Freedom! and Army of Light!
o, host Of our God, battle on!
Till The People shall rule in their God-giye1
| right,
And the long Night OF Error is gone!
o, a glorious fame is the fame of the fray
For the Banner of Stars and of Stripes!
But the mightiest soldiers OF all are they
Who march in the Army of Types!
WoHrulSGToN, MINI. A.P.M.
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A pair of brood mares and farm
team for sale cheap. Inquire of
IRA S. BEERS.
28-3w] West Okabena Lake.
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Mule Team for Sale, OF trade for any
kind of cattle, or on time. Apply 10 !.
lott r. l.. -ERsKISE. Ind. Lake.
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House for Rent. Apply to
14tf j. sss- G.. w. SMITH
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THE SURVEYORS.

Last weeks Blue Earth City Post
says:
From the papers south of US on the
line of Dows extension of the b., g. II.
& N. Railway, we learn nothing but
encouragement for the line. We clip the
following from the Herald, of Belmoud,
Wright county, Iowa:
The surveying corps, engaged on the
line to Britt, were ordered to report at
WortHington, Mimi. last week to run
a survey toward the Black Hills coun.
try. It begins to develop that the Wor-
Ellington branch is to 60 directly west
ward while the new branch from DoWs
northwest is to tap the Northern Paci-
fic.
Tit branch that leaves Dows for the
north is the one expected through Bel
mond, Garner, Forest City, Iowa,
Clayton and Blue Earth City.
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HOMES IN TILE NESl.

Persons looking westward for homes
can procure full information concern
ing the GARDEN SPor of Iowa .
Minnesota, by subscribing for Il
Worthingten ADVANCE, published at
Worthington Minnesota. Send - for
one year: 81 for six months, and 50
cents for three months, to ADVANCE,
Worthington. MOBILES Co., Minnesota
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VOTE PIPESTONE,

On Monday last eight townships In
Pipestsne county vstsd S22, 200 in aid of
the b. c. r l. N.
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gRINA0ER FOR G0YERy0R

"The Scandinavian" of Chicago says
that IL the Nerwegians of Minnesota
are determined TO vote for one of their
countrymel for Governor, they will do
we'll to drop Bierman and work for
Hon. Mons Grinager, of Worthington :.
Jackson Republic.
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The following poem we find in the
New York Sun of January 18th. 1t
wassfirst published in 1880 and dedica-
tedtO the Minnesota Editorial Conyen
tion. The Sun starts it OH another
round:
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~ 7 for the working class. Send 10
Nl~ cents for postage, and we wi
HES EeH I mail you free 4 royal, valuable
~ OCEu box OF Sample go3Gs that vii
put you in the way Of making more money il a
' Capita n,t' n"t r"iTcd Ne viii il stat @
you. You can work all the time orin spare time
only. The work is universally adaptcd to both
sexes. young and OLD. You can east y earn from
SOC to 81 every evening That all who want
work may test the business, we make this unpar-
allc!rd offer: to all who are not well Sat >tic,i we
will send 81 to pay for the trouble OF writing us.
Ful! particulars, direc; ions. etc, sent free. For
tunes will be made by those who give their
whole time to the work. Great success abso-
lutely sure. Don't delay. Start now. Address
STlNsON g. Co, Portland. Maine. 12-22!y
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DESERTEN TT,

The Worthington Advance has been
having little set-to with man called
Bloom, who is styled dude by the Ad-
vance man. This Bloom publishes an
alleged newspaper at Worthington,
blows i base drum and plays he's Il
dude. II ever a man has been ridiruled
III this world. it's Bloom, and from all
we can learn he deserves it-Stillwater
Gazette.
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Oh .ttel Mortgage, Chattel Mortgage
Sale md Satisfaction of Chattel Mnrt.
cage blanks for sale at the. ADyAScE
ffice many quantity.
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Never knew thing to take so. We
have heard of it from Philadelphia to
San Francisco and about every letter we
get has the envelope bursting with
laughter. It's the best hit we ever
made.
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LETTER HEADS.

LETTER HEADS. -.
Those letter heads, endorsed hy tie
Board Of Trade. can now lie had At tie,
ADVANCE in aEy quantity desired
Come i'll AID get I'LL you want =
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Thanks to Hon. J. B. Wakefield for
q handsome copy Of the memorial ad-
dresses upon the life and character Of
Congressman Hawk. @ s,s
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Col. p. Donan, somewhat distin-
CRASHED editor and orator and now a
resident Of Fargo, Dakota, but evident
ly the Courier Journal Of Louisville is
misinformed in reporting that he is un-
der contract to write up a series OF pen
portraits of the leading types of Amer
lean: beauty for st. Louispublication,
and certainly is when it states that he
took vigorous pull at the saturine bot
tie, spat upon his hands, and started
outsin this style: Britain, whose morn
ing drum-beat sounds around the globe.
has but one queen, while we are blest
with one or more in every home from
ocean to ocean, and from where aurora
borealic. fingers paint with weird, mys-
terious splendors the Dakotan skies, to
where the billowed sunshine of the Mex
lean gulf chants its ceaseless anthem to
FIoridian shores of everlasting green and
gold. The ancient Jew was ruled by q
theocracy; we, both Jew and gentle,
bow bef1eath the flower -wreathed, silk
lined yoke of resistless sheogracy.
NIatchless in grace. Marvelously gifted
in woman's grand endowment-tongue."
The language of the above extract may
resemble Col. .Donan's ornate diction,
bus whether it is truthfully attributed
to him or otherwise, one thing IS certain
that Col. Donan never takes a vigorous
pull atthe saturine bottle" upon any oc-
casion whatever. IL.
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The Supreme Court of the United
States has again decided the legal ten
der Question, and this time almost unan-
imously,s the only dissentient being Mr..
Justice Field. The court holds that
congress, as the legislature of the SOW
ereign nations, being expressly empow-
cred by the constitution to levy aud col
lect taxes to pay debts and provide for
the common defense and general welfare
of the United States, and to coin money
and regulate the value thereof and Of
foreign coin, and being clearly author
lied as incidental to the exercise Of
those great powers to emit bills of cred
it, charter national banks and provide
national currency for the whole peo-
pie in the form of coin, treasury notes
and national bank bills, and power to
make notes of the government legal
tender in the payment of private debts
being one OF. the powers belonging to
sovereignty in other civilized nations,
and not expressly withheld from con-
gress by the constitution, impressing
upon treasury notes Of the United States
the yhlidity Of being legal tender in pay
ment of private debts is appropriate
means, conducive and plainly adapted
to the execution of the undoubted powers
ofcongress consistent with the letter and
spirit of the constitution.
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Pal1,,istcy, in Fashion

Lent, this year, will be season for
study and meditation. The last craze,
which will reach its zenith this coming
summer, is the.passion for palmistry and
fortune-telling.. It is one ewhichrepuires
q little reading, and trifie off thought.
During the solemn hours iis the Lent
just at hantl,, our society hslles will
"cram" nthase subjects for the summer
campaign. hauld lang syns the for
tuEe-tellingy witch was wsank1ed, and
barefoot. She had bleaig, eyes and
skinny hands, and sent. unpleasant
shivers up, and down your. body. We
are improving on these things. The
fortunetelling witch Of to-day has red
lips and bright eyes, a soft, little, white
hand, with rosy polished nails, and an,
electric, battery in every fnger-tip..
She wears dainty French slippers and
coquettish smile, and carries lace
umbrella with a rosarpink lining big
enough to, tint a whole.atternoonf for two.
Besides all this, I llaye heard it said
that the modern witch is twice as likely
to reveal to you the true image of your
Temporarily loved one asi;was ever the
ancient article. and then, too, with
this change, men have grown more self
sacrificing and hulnane. Instead of
burning witches at the stake, as they
used to do in olGen time, men ROW lead
them to the altar, and mayhap, most
likely, dance sort of witches dance"
for them forever after.
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Emperors, there must be enough in each
house to seriously interfere with har-
mony now and then. We wonder If he
felt as much pride and satisfaction when
he added the thousandth to the number
as Baron Tauchnitz did when he pub
ished his thousandth volume of his con-
venient Collection of British Authors. I"
For we imagine that after man has
married his three or four hundredth
consort-though on this point we must
speak with the doubt arising from to-
tai lack Of experience-he cares very
little for q new wife, as wife, and re-
CARDS each further addition much as
collector looks upon new Elzevir, or q
new specimen of Japanese pottery, or
another pipe, when he does not care to
smoke, another violin, which will
hang upon his wall untouched.
It is the pleasure of
the miser who heaps up stores; pleas
ure which, in this line of boarding, only
one man in the modern world, fortu-
nately, is sallowed to have 1t is curious,
however, to observe that while what
might be called the physical wonders of
the 'Arabian Nights Entertainments"
the carpet or the horse that travelled
months journey in day, the tails
man that conveyed ones words at once
to the distant lover-that while these
and the Like are coming true by the
powers of modern science; the social
wonders, as the seem to us Occidentals,
are beginning to fade away; A son of
this very sultan, the Prince Mulev Edris,
MT 1ancr oon N, q rri o1 az, ITALIAN rro,,or,,
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"ouR YouHawolE1R1Is


+
Dr. Howard Crosby in : disconrss on
"Our Young Women says: "a pri-
nal defect in our social life is the no
ton that girls have nothing to daa
Boys are, brought up to SONS employ.
ment, but girls to none, except where
pecuniary want compels them. The
family that is well Off has busy boyr
and idle girls. The young man, after
eating his breakfast, starts off 10 his
daily occupation, and feturns at the
close Of the day. The young woman,
after her breakfast, usually at q late hour.
saunters about in quest OF aninsements.
Novels, gossip, shopping for unnecess-
ary trifies, dressing in three or four.
different costumes, formal visiting.
drawing Gf ablc), and lounging are; the
elements of the young woman's day.
In the evening, by way of recreation (D,
she goes to the theater or ball.
This unequal discipline Of the sexes
is the basis of innumerable evils. IL
makes the girl careless and selfish, iittt
turns her mind to personal adornment
and other frivolous matters as the great
concerns of life; it takes away the sense
of resp bility and produces feeblenesa
and disease in her physical constitution.
1t also prevents her from asserting her
true dignity in the eyes Of man, for the
life of utility is alone dignlfed. Women,
thus brought up in Incidence, are
looked upon by men very much as were
the women Of the old, dark times Of the
world-as mere playthings, expensive
toys, not as counselors or friends. Mar
riage in such circumstances belongs ia
q low, sensual plane, and the girl is pre-
pared neither in body nor in mind fol
the serious responsibilities which mar
rage implies. Her training moreover,
or lack Of training, makes il
necessary for long purse
to supply her. Economy, helpfulness,
cooperation, these are not coming ia
the new household from this vain source,
Dresses, drives, entertainments these
will form the staple demands on the
young husband Accordingly, In the
city life, where this class of young wom.
en- is chiefly found, young man ID
(reatly to his hurt often) kept from
marrying by reason of it's cost1iness,
whereas society should be SO ordered
that marriage would help the larder,
not beggar it. We want simplicity %
life, frugality, modesty, industry, and
system. If we could introduce these
virtues into our higher society, wa
should diminish the despair, envy, jeal.
onsy, dissipation, and suicides Of the
single, and the chickering's, wretchednesa
and divorces Of the marriage.
'I1et our girls have rs regular daily
duties as the boys. Let iiddlenass ~
forbidden them. Let recreation beiin.
deed recreation, at proper times and ii
proper quantities. Let us open more
numerous avenues Of female industry,
and let every woman be clothed with
the dignity Of q useful life. Can sncil
q reformation be brought aIouts Ny
dear madam, begin it yourself. Rhla
your household on this principle. Have
courage to defy fashion where il opposes.
Be leader in this reform, and you will
soon see host of followers glad to
cease from the old folly. =
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Paid in His own Coin.

Lafayette, Qnd.) Courier.
Il was in Marion county the other
day." said a lawyer to a reporter, Stand
heard of the death of an old man I had
known there, and it recalled peculiar
case of retributive justice in that family.
years ago the old man owned one
the best farms in the country, and his
son assisted him in working it. The
son married and had son..
When the grandson was about fifteen
years of age his father suggested to the
grandfather that, he was growing old.
and had worked hard all his life, he
take things easy and rest the remainder
of his days. He asked the old man to
deed the farm to him and let him, take
sole charge of it, with the aid of the
grandson. He promised the old farmer
a good home and. an easy life as long as
he lived. The old, man finally decided
the property to, his son. 'No soon.
er had, he obtained the title,
to the property thar the son began a.
system of the most heartless treatment
of his father. He compelled him, to
work harder than he had ever done fer
himself, would not. permit him to eat at
the family table, and subiected him to,
all kinds of prosecutions. The grand
son protested in vain against this treat--
ment of his grandfather, and finally the
old man left the. home that he had made.
and found an asylum in the County
Poor House..
after awhile the son got badly In
debt, and so,anxious was he to escape
payment of. his obligationst that he made
adeed of the farm to his son. EVERY
thing moved smoothly for time, until
one day the farmer gave some instruc-
tions that did not agree with has sons
ideas and the latter refused to consent
to them. The father declared that his
wishes should be carried ont, and or
dered his son to leave, the place. The
son, hawever, reminded him that he
held the title to the farm himself, and
that asthey could not get along together,
| the father would have to go, and he did.
"After the departure of the father, the
son. re-established his grandfather in
possession of the farm, deciding back
1 everything, The old man, however,
gave the farm absolutely to his grand
son, who provided amply Tor the old
man until he died. The boys father
was offered home on the old place, but
I refused to accept anything but the title
to it all, and the last heard of him hs
4 was working as farm hand in Wabash
l Township, this county,"
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IN ARKANSAS.
Baths and Bathers- Sketches Of the people
and Thtngs Seen There.

Baths and Bathers- Sketches Of the people
and Things Seen There.
Toet- -toot-tara-tara tara. !" Heart
rending strains from brass Instruments
arrest the attention and the Hot Springs
Band, " twelve OF fourteen strong, in
cadet gray and brass helmets surmount-.
ed by, an avalanche of red feathers, come
marching down Central avenue. The
local gamins caper delightedly in tile
midland the swarming darkies grin from.
ear toear. procession, too. Colored
Frse Masons, the chief on great pranc-
ing horse sixteen hands high, as proud
asa "Rooshan Duke
1t is high noon --and the Sidewalks
arc thronged with people, motley
crowd. Some Boston, New York: or
Philadelphia millionaire, come here, to
,subdue rebellious. gout or rheuma atism
jostles ajolly cowboy in broad -brimmed
white sbmbrero trimmed with silver or
rattlesnake skim. The latter removes a
cornhusk cigarette from his lips and
utters an call right, pard, in answer to
the others m,ftered apology. That
stout man with flowing white hair is an
ext Congressnshn from Missouri, whose
brother aspi,es to the highest honors
in the peoples gift;; while
a, few. steps away stands q
dare-devili Kentucky gambler whose
seven or eight notches on his pistol
barrel testify to private graveyard Of
his own among the blue grass. That
willy locking Cllinaman is the propri-
etor OF a store for the sstFe of trifies
from sfar Cathay" and offers you o
hideous idol as a souvenir belly cheep.s .
Behind an improyised counter at the
sidewalks edge keen.eyef Arkansian
tempts you with centipedes and Texas
spiders carefully preserved in spirits Of
ine-ssonly twenty-five cents apiece. Z
One Of these dealers supplements his
attraction by a live rattlesnake about
four feet long. II is kept in an or
dinary glass showcase and the passers-
hy drum on it TO hear the rattles.
Boys, keep a inovin'and don't stir
the critter up Like any crystals?''
the Arkansian continues, turning to me.
Whisking cloth from another case he
displays some Of the finest specimens j
ever saw. They range in price from
twenty-five cents to twenty-fife. dollars.
For a very fine specimen a local jewele,
has refused two hundred. The sHoi
Springs diamonds. have as great q
reputation here as the Cape Afny ones
at home. The local 1apidaries are skin.
full and the imitation stone defies datec..
tion by the casual obsery Pllila
l Times, S sj5s 5slss8
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his hopes, as he carefully opened thu
front door with his latch-key and en-
tered the hall as stealthily as if he were
thief in the act of committing bur-
glary, instead of q gentleman entering
his own domicile in the broad light of
day.
The truth is, it was earlier than Mr..
Campion's usual hour for returning
home.
But having seen Mrs. Laurel pass his
office in down town car, early in me
afternoon, he had hurried home as fast
as possible, determined to "have it out"
with I.ida, then and there.
For Mr.. Campion was very much in
love indeed. and did not pretend to deny
it, even to himself.
And now to hear Lide singing in the
back parlor-of course it was a good
omen.
Nevertheless, Mr.. Campion's heart
beat faster than usual as he tapped light
ly on the door by way of warning, and
then opened ito discover-alas, read
er, his Lida, holding a baby in her arms
A fat, saucy, pink-cheeked baby, with
Lida's own curling, faxen hair, and
wide-open, yioiet-blue eyes.
Mr.. Champion stood breathless on
the threshold.
At first, Lida did not look up, suppos-
ing it was her mother.
But presently, admonished by the
silence, she raised her head and, dis
covering who the intruder was, gave a
little cry of alarm, but held the baby
closer to her breast, as if to protect her
from some fancied evil.
''Oh, Mr.. .Champion!" she cried, all
the willful sauciness gone from her voice.
"I-I didn't expect you so soon, or
would have taken him up stairs. But
| did want to rock him to sleep SO much
Yes, it's my baby" she explained, des-
perately. "You never knew it, but 1
have been q widow over a
year now. Baby was just five
weeks old when his father
died. have kept him in my own room
always, in the third story, when you
were home; but it was SO close up there.
And now you--you'u turn us away, of
course, and don't know where we'll go,
for nobody wants babies, and your board
helped so much, too!"
And Lida broke down, and fairly
burst into teall.
But Mr.. Campion was at her side in
a second, with his arm thrown around
her, and the baby, too.
'No, no, Lida, he whispered, forget
ting his embarrassment. "I'll never
turn you off. want you to stay. and
be-be my wife! Will you, Lida 2"
Lida looked little startled.
Your wife, Mr.. Campion? And
and baby, too?" she asked, somewhat
irrelatively.
Yes, and baby, too, was the answer.
"Dear little fellow, love him already" ;"
And Mrs. Laurel, who had just come
home, looked quite surprised at: the
tableau in the back parlor, but very
discreetly slipped away, to change her
dress and see about getting tea.
And MIR. Giles Campion is bachelor
no longer, having won his wife through
the medium of Furnished rooms"
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One hundred years ago this month a
sumptuous drawing room entertainment
was given by Mr.. and Mrs. John Jay of
New York, the occasion being the bloom
ing Of century plant, belonging to
the distinguished entertainers. The
list Of guests present was preserved and
trs other day was printed in the New
York papers. 1t is composed principally
OF brilliant and remarkable people whose
names are familiar to readers of reyolu-
tionary history; and it is something re-
markable that these names are now
borne by the most brilliant people in
the fashionable and aristocratic circles
of New York, with hut very few excep-
tions. A century is not many genera
tions, but tits rare that so many notable
names, fortunes and positions have
,been transmitted with SO few interrupt
tions, especially in this country. It is
said that "blood will tell"-we know
that money will.