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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-09-08
THE En- PERT SPECIALIST,


TIE EXPERT SPECIALIST,
DR. ALLEN, As Is WELL KNOWN, IS A
~ regular graduated Physician and Surgeon,
educated at BowdOin College and the University
OF Michigan. He has devoted lifetime to, and
is acknowledged to be- the most expert Surgeon
III his speciality on the Pacific Toast.
YOUNG MEN
And MInDLE-AGED MEN who are suffering
from The effects of Youthful Indiscretions or Ex-
cesses in maturer years, NERVOUS and PHYSICAL
DEBILITY IMPoTENCY, LOST MANHOOD, confusion
nf ideas. dull eyes aversion to society, despOnd-
enCy, pimples on the face, loss of energy and
memory, frequency of uTinating, etc, Temem-
Der, that by combination of reqeiqble remedies
Of great curative power, the Doctor has so
arranged his treatment that it Will not only
afford i'lmediate relief but permanent cure.
HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE
lHavlng been surgeon in charge of two leading
hoSpitalS), enables me to treat all private
troubles with excellent results. I wish 1t dis
tinctly understood that I do not claim to perform
impossihilities, or to have miraculous or super
natural power. claim only to be Skilfia and
successful Physician and Surgeon. thoroughly in
formed in my speciality
DISEASES OF MAN.
All applying to me will receive my Aorc't
opinion of their complaints-no experimenting.
l will guarantee p0Sftire cure in every case 1
undertake or forfeit ST 900. Consultation in
office or by letter FREE and strictly private.
Charges moderate. Thorough examination, in
ending chemical and microScopical analysis OF
urine and advice, s.. Office hours to daily,
: to evening; Sunday, to y only. Can or
address
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-09-08


parts) Kidney and Bladder Complaints, lmpuri-
ties of the Blood and Diseases of the Skin.
IL permanently stops all unnatural weak
ening drains upon the system, however they
occur, preventing involuntary seminal losses,
facilitating dreams, seminal losses with the
urine, or while at stool, ETC., SO destructive 10
mind and body, and cures all the evil effects OF
youthful follies and excuses, restoring tx,
haUsted vitality, Sexual Decline anu hoss o1
Manhood, however complicated.
A thorough as well as a permanent cure
and complete restoration to perfect neahh,
Strength and Vigor Of Manhood is absolutely
guaranteed by his justly celebrated and re
liable Great Remedy. Price, - % per bottle, or
five bottles Tor SO. Sent upon receipt of price
or c. o. D., to any address, secure from obserya
ton and strictly private oy
DIR. G. d. SALFfs1D,
2l6 KEkRNY STREET SAN FRANCISCO Cal.
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE,
Sufficient to show its merit win be sent to any
one applying by letter, stating his symptoms
and age.
ter or at Office, free.
to insure perfect secrecy. have adnpted a p-f
yt.S -, -.O.-e--
Warded.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

object of the especial con.ure OF the
others. which. too ofcu, force. these
compromi-c y,rdiot- which often ch4i-
lenge. and -r.rt'c the public m.nd A.
did the Brruer pa.e. and which vrr.
dlc'- can b. accounted for on no
ground Of sense. iaw or Justice. \
majority, or twu. thirds luie. would
hrip that dcfrc'. but il is objected.
then, money would huy "A msIurlty.
and the criminal would be turned
loose Wouldn'l Cincinnati and the
world be better utl to-day it BDrner
had bccu turned loose by hi- inry :
Aud doesn't the objection prove too
much, that noting could stand
against money, and that any form4-
llon Of human tribunal would -ue
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

Dallas is very fearful that Fort
Worth viii get all the railroads, and
thereby Dallas will lose all her pros.
perily and material advantage, and
.cem- TO think that the quantity ot
railroads crntering TO II place deter
mines it, prosperity, and that nothing
else would substitute railroads.
The strife for several years past, in
Texas, has been for railroad-, and all
the cities have thought of nothing
else but TO become "railroad cent ere ,"
taking it tor granted that there WA.
nothing else that would answer the
need, The question now arises. As
all cannot be ceuicrs DO railroads
alone make large, active aud control
ing cities. il it not fact, that after
any city has sufficient railroad iacil-
ity to put it in connection with the
main sources Of trade and travel, that
aD increase does not ratably enrich
or enlarge the city
Houston Is n railroad cen;er. Fort
Worth, Dallas, Waco, Galveston, are
all ccnters to degree. And hnsn'
each enough railroads to give It sutii
cient competition vantage with Tia,
other II no, would not it be better
to turn attention to manufacturing
one hundred thousand dollars, Judi
clou-ly expended in mauufactore
now in Waco, or any other OF he
neighbora, would Weld four told th
returns, TO all parties, that the sam
amount expended as bonus 10 rail
roads
Waco can now res ch any point Il
Texas that has railroad iuclitics, n
easy and cheap ~ any other city II
Texas Aud If to-day she had cotto
ana wool manufactured To ship an
machinery, agricultural Implement
wagons, etc, to make and sell, al
would draw to her the west an
northwest for trade, and increase lac
population faster ard surcr than an
lumber of new railroads wOul
cause. The railroad epidemic ough
TO be rclegstcd to those who che os
to build thrm, aud 4ub4ilics given t
l manufacturers
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
Stockholders and Directors
Meeting.

Noticc il hereby riyrr that IN" rcgu ar
annual meeting of tho -toc.hollcr> OF the
I Hts AMI IT. luul- alroll cnmpAn, IA
T. Na- viii he held I he office II said
oomnuy, ln IYler, lcXa.. on Wednesday.
the 5o.h DAY Of \ili, lsN4, At 10 o'clo. X
~. IN. tor the purpo'e oi clrctlng nine di-
rectuts, 7" sciVr Tor the rusuiu. We fr, and
tor the trM>a lion Il such ether lusln, -
as may prole ly come before sad me, l.
ing.
Notice i, also given thar the regular an
nual meeting ot b.. board oi dlrcc'ors ot
-ad company wil also be held on the
-ame day, and ~ the some place, AT l2
O'Clock N, tor the purpose oi el-cting d.
president, vic,.prc,idrut, stcrctory. treas
urrr, aId such other otiicer, a, they may
deem necessary, aud iur the Transaction OF
the general busire., oi the comuany.
'HAs. L. BoNNER,
ti-LIAH ~tff,farN
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
J Juries

sharp emphasis has bccu given OF
late hy Cincinnati and some other
places to the discussion of the admin
i-tration OF the criminal laws OF this
country Courts, lurirs and criminal
lawyers are getting their full share OF
attention, but with all the proper crit
lcism bestowed upon The subject, some
rather heated remarks are being lll-
dulgcd in which are not well. II must
be admitted that courts aud jurirs are
necessity, at least there must be
some tribunal TO decide upon the gui't
or innocence of persons charged with
crime. and to make suth n tribunal
effective, crime must be defined by
law, so that the differing degrees and
kinds OF crime may be punished
This country Inherited from England
her definitions and degrees of crlmc.
For instance, humiciut il divided into
grces -manslaughtcr Md justliiahlc
and negligent homicide. The qucs
ton of fact to be sscertainrd is IN
what degree falls the killing, when
the tribunal asccrtain- that, the pun
ishmeut il assured. The serious
question is, how shall this question
of tact ho s-ccrlaiucd? II /, chn-g,d Il
that iurirs fail to fairly determine
the question, but permit Iublic opiu-
ION and LAWYERS to wrest Justice.
Inlil better article of humanity IL
introduced. the present age vii have
10 get along with the imperfect ma e.
rial AT hand, A. illustrated in the Gin
clunati case, which must ~ down TO the
legal ages a- the champion conundrum
Of this century, how jury, on the
facts as stated, could have found man
slaughter. Berncr was guilty either
OF murder in the first degree, or not
guilty OF any crime, but is IL betror
to substitute Que mau, the Judge, for
the twelve, the Jury, or reduce the
number of the jurNf Whatever is
made, the tribuual must be absolutely
aud entirely free to form its own con.
clusions, else it is no tribunal, but a
mob. whether formed OF one or many,
aud it must be governed by well de.
fiued sud understood rules el,eiti,a
cruel farce. There are defects In the
various wsys Of selecting iuries. A..
prActced in the various states. and
there are defects in the iuries s,.e.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

TINS color line ls developing to
marked degree in the republican
party in Tera- A "nau aud
brother" Of Richmond. Texas, writes
10 The Galveston News to "resolute'
that "as the colored men have been
the stepping stone for fedora office
seekers, think it high time that the
colored mes were making some de
msnd Tor reco guition at the hands OF
the republican party Admitting
the stepping stone" allegation to be
true, the request seems reasonable.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

AFTER a separation Of { 900 years,
Saturn, Neptune, Uranus aud Jupiter,
are now going TO perihiIlion on the
sun, all OF which, 1t is asserted by the
solemn old "cores" who set up all
night 10 watch the stars, and listen 10
the cats, will get up frst-clAs. eli
matte aud atmospheric rumpus all
along from 1880 to 1888. As the sun
seems 10 have stood the four handed
racket pretty well up to tins time. the
odds are in favor OF old Sol. Itis not
fair for old Jupe aud them other tel
lows 10 double teams on him that way.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

GENERAL LEWIS, IN II letter 10 the
Dallas Herald, advocates building n
road from Dallas via Lancaster, Rod
Oak, Wa1shachie, and Milford, to
Waco. Gen. Lewis head is very
level
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

By proclamation, Governor ireland
declares IL unlawful TO carry II six
shooter, or other prohibited weapons,
any where in the state of Toras. after
MnN | lAsI
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

SECRETtKY BAKER, OF the board
of education oilers very handsome
gold medal for the best oration at the
commencement OF sam Houston nor
nal school.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

BLAINE men are being sent TO Chi
cago, by the republicans OF Texas IN
mAnY instMnces.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

You will have a chance to buy you
embroideries at half the value at San
ger Bros.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

THE Texas veterans meet at Paris
to day. The reunion continues un-
I'll he 22nn.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

TRAVIS LGGHT ARTILLERY OF Aus
tin, mas been sworn into the service
of the state.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

The Phlladclphia Daily Record
proguosticates Grant and Lincoln at
Chicago.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

CArARRl CURED, health api sweet
breath secured by Shiloh'- Cdtarrh Rcmc-
dy Price. ~ cents. Nisal lujcctOi tree.
For sale by CASTLES Il Morrison.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

Iris said yellow fever has appeared
at Vera Cruz. and again il Is said 1t
ha. not
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

Temple is to have another paper and
national bank, as well NJ mill tary
company.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

SLEErLE~S NIIIllo, made miseia-
Bile by that terrible coG4h- Sh'loh's Cure
is the remedy Tor You. For sale by Cas-
ties X Morrison.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

An English lady h4- OF red SlOO'-
900 tor the rescue nj General Gordon
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

WORK on the foundation OF the
new capitol Is resumed.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

Night sweats, fever, chills, malaria,
dyspepsia. cured by Wells Health he
newer" 81.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

AUSTIN merchants make holiday OF
MONDAY.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
REMOVAL! /!

On account Of removal we offer our
entire stock IT watches, clocks, jewe ry.
silverware at strict cost This only to
first vt March. Come early aud secure
bargains
LRvINsKI K ALvRA,
Jewellers.
Cor. Fourth and Austin sts.
Waco, Texns.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

B. Hnber offer, ladies' collars a half
price this week.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

-"Little Joker'is the best smoking
tobacco.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

bt y | urra,s SKIN. Eackh.tI-
rlmIlr7. skin Rlcm sizes and liiaulur Hu
uor- ia" tuticurt soap, arral nrtItn-r.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
CURE IN EVERY CASE.

Your tuticua lrmedi.. out-ri all oth"r
ul,h!,iur- keep tor skin disea-rs NJ cuts
tom. r-uui pHtlrut4 -AN that they hAs" effected
.,rrc ln .ttrs Instance, ~ here other rrtnrlll"-
httr tailed II BIOt kNAl, -.
trnMLIu FhllsN II
solid lY al druggists rr'r" ,uticura, o
,- Re- 'lNrut = ~uap, ~ ct7 Potter DRUG
and hriulc.I co.. Is ,-t0n, Mas.
send tor How to turj skin bl-'A-"7 30
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
Local. uAR AsI
~ hotesaIe Prices for Lending
stayie- yesterday

ESAat sktpttlDE.
FriIH!. AItill Il. l-@t
WouL
Long .tapl-. usht. m. .ium tu dur medium
zEYsic, -is mpaths sro"h i'e'''' moe 49,
nominal
pr nu' nl,~, i,e!. dry salt .2ei3.
q ,orros
po,l mIl'm- l'.ci strict mud iiins lIc;
uuriiu. DOE. ,ulct low miiIiing 10.
luW mltiiihA l".
prl coops
rne demand i,r staple sooi- continues to be
-,uI Euc.ur4.ci by uro- ects all goods
Io,omor. I,cIy ltlces Tor - brown -heeet-
ns, ptiut-. rtc, have yaucei shout .e.
InrAeys, per ,oi., s7.oDalg.p. Chicken.
r.r iol 81 coa3 80 Eggs, IsGl6. Butter,
g.a3ty. HONE, l-'.Gi6c. lrish potst"r'
n.'asl n" per ou-hel. vet POTATOES ! zoe, 90 q
-.oI ~ .toat mills
SE-rEHS rnoprcE
Potatoes ~ hhl Z! '"G- b. lrrhu slGl ~
puieu- per arrl - -'a5::i' Fancy Hppr'
btgr Ivr crate - 2jti 80 Cheese l2sdlG.c.
Saw beans b, .s5c kraut, heIf ori-, % o.
kra6t, Dbl.. el 0"al2 % Pickles half hbl- ,
81 --1 Butter !Ooss2' ;, creamery butter 55tG'j
I DrirI apples, It,GJc. Oranges. - 10 per box
kA,rEHS PRODUCE
seed potatoes per three bUshrl barrels. 81 700
.51i. Onion sets red, sS ~ per bushel
/ lioW =, per nu-hrl, white ~ per bu.hel.
/ ~ potatoes. - zJasi.5uI er Dbl.
uAUpwAKK
Ayes, per ioh, g. NGp 81; nails, per kes sS 90
| as Iu lnd basis horse shoes % iUsG - o;hOrs
! nails - 150Ij.5t ; iron. 4c rates: barbed wire,
O.. GGt. plain fence wir~, 'GGc ibelting Wpr.c.
I h,u.. - opal - Powder, ride, 40 per keg
/ Ai.-ting y ~. Shot, dron 81; buck, s. 20.
6H.Is ASD foHAGE.
PrnlrI" hay, per ton, 81 .g7 "; balei ha'
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
uAR~ IIs EN EII.Et.R ApsI

Nu"rtcan, ,'D" Nrort- and speculation,
40 ui tmpugt. too a \ul rcdn
lN Ntrr"'L tt1tkks.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

description ~ oue.thrd Il
their actual value viii
loan none! on all article. D,
value, real estate and stock
of merchandise in sums 10
'>uIt. South side of .Qusr,
Blue Front, sign Of lhra
Gilt Balls. Z y. Box "
Waco, Texas.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20

EANsA- tlfr HHA4N hAhhET
KsSsA. tlTN. Arru ~ Irnt-mark .t
lower = liu cash. turL--..Wr NJ i..4..,
sA,h oats Hrm Gt ~
SES oELtASs rEoNisIus AAFstr
NV OAk4s. AuTi -Fls4l-Esrs.t
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-04-20
S3O.OnO FOR 81.
I thursday, April "a, 1894,

y 49, Bosu.Ar monthly drhwing " m
y tasr place lu the Vi t-lule Hal,
.soulu IrinIle building. ip tYslnytou, ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01
| MAGIC POWER !
A Secres Agent at W OFk.

We we're surprised the other day to
learn that certain individuals il this city,
who had for many years yielded to what
was apparently an Inevitable fate, were
startled from their torpid condition of
semi-stupidity, into asserting their right
to ''life, liberty and the pursuit OF happi-
nees." These parties had besn bound by
an influence as powerful as it was incom.
prehensible. They knew lot the cause,
yet they were victims to the result, They
were enchsined, but they could not dis
Germ by what means they had been man
acled. They had long sought deliver
snce In vain. Their appeals to science
and The knowledge contained in books
were equally unavailing. At last, relief
came. It was no. through any action of
the President, or OF Congress, for their
trouble was not of q political character.
Neither did the Governors message re-
lieve them, nor any setien of the new
Legislature, for it was out of thei. power
and foreign to their jurisdiction. Yet
they were suddenly and effectuaily .e-
leased from the bondage they suffered,
and placed on the equal scale OF human
happiness. What was their trouble?"
is what our readers will ask. They had
been rendered helpless by that universal
enemy-rheumatism. They had not
walked or even moved without pain for
years, and on the strong recommends
tions of friends "who had been there
they tried Britannia, and were at once
relieved and radically cured. Britannia
Is what did it. It acted LIKE magic
power. This secret sgent quietly eou.sed
through their veins, removed tie cause
Of the trouble, liberated the csp.ives
from their doomed condition, and uov
they congratulate each other on the
accomplishment of such triumph, and
the acquisition of the knowledge. by
which they can st any time resist The
encroachments Of their common foe. We
could give the names Of lie parties, bu
will wait future time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

. . - =
If the boys shoes are stiff from
having been wet, rub them at night
with little castor oil. This will
soften them and make them COM
Portable again.
Pudding made of cracked wheat
is very agreeable and nourishing.
To one quart of sweet milk allo n
nearly half q cupful OF cracked
wheat; put it In pudding dish and
bake slowly for two hours, stirring
it several times.
II your hall is lighted by means
Of glass in the door, a pretty way to
arrange q curtain is to tack it to the
ton and bottom; then tie q ribbon
around the curtain in the middle !;
do net tie it 80 close that the folds
will be stiff and ungraceful. but let
them hang loosely, and have the
bow on the inside.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01

In an elevated railway car q
modest looking man was conversipg
pleasantly with well-dre.sed wo>
man, who might perhaps be called
young one, and the conversation
grew social and familiar.
"You DON'T know how old [ am"
said the lady.
'Haven't an idea,' said the gem
tleman.
swell, nov, just guess, returned
his com snion, when the door
opened and the conductor put his
head in and shouted "fortY-two."
The conversation was turned.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01

Not so WITH A WoMAN.-The
fact is, when you get man cleaned
clear through of his badness he dies.
It's sure to kill him. Not 80 with
q woman. She needn't be afraid.
She can got just as good as she
knows how, and the better she is
the longer she will live. But We
have noticed i! all our lives that q
good boy runs thousand risks of
dying to q bad boys one, all the
Sunday-schooi stories to the con-
trary, Notwithstanding. "Hhe surs
viyal of the fittest," applies only to
women. It's mans nature to be
bad. When you change his nature
there's nothing left of him. It's
woman's nature to be coed, and she
can stand it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01
LOEG.HAIRED WOMEN.

At one of his lectures recently,
DR.. Erasmus Wilson exhibited a
woman 81 years old, and FIVE feet
five inches high, whose tresses,
when che stood erect, enveloped her
entire form in a golden veil, and
trailsd several inches on the ground.
The longest fibres measured six feet
three and a half inches. Thirty
inches is the mean length for the
hair of females, and three feet Is
considered Of remarkable length.
This instance, he said, was exceeded
by two Acknowledgements, one OF
whose hair measured seven feet six
inches, and another, the wife Of q
Druggist in Philadelphia, whose
luxuriant hair was almost as long,
and SO thick that when seated on a
chair she could completely cover
herself with it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01
DR.. P. STElVlAaT
SPECIALIST
Former Partner Of
DIR. M INTIE.
SAN FRANCISCO.
No. 2e1 Main st., opp. Overland
House, In Union Block. Room
No. / First Floor.

Can be consulted daily from O'Clock
a. m. to 3 O'Clock pm, and from to 8
O'Clock pm. Sundays from 10 am. to
pm. He has had twenty-five years ex-
perlence in the special treatment of all
Venereal, Sexual and Chronic Diseases,
and guarantees to cure all urinsry
Diseases, Syphilitic or Mercurial AZ
fections of the Throat, Skin
or Bones. NERVOUS DEBILITY.
Impotency and Lost Manhood. exhausted
Vitality, Seminal Weakness, Spermator.
rhoes, Paralysis, and all the terrible effects
OF Self Abuse, youthful follies and ex.
cesses IN maturer years. Nocturnal Ennis
sion, the effects Of which are various,
msddening and destructive to both body
and mind, and unless cured will; err
inmate fatally. The presence of the
disease causes continue consciousness
Of slow and grsGUal decay of all the
power OF body and mind with loss of
mani y power and vigor, defective mem
Org, heart affections, less o. sight, noises
In the hesd and ears. confusion of ideas,
aversion to society, excessive prostraIion,
trembling Of the hands and limbs, con-
sumption, marssmus and ultimate de-
rangement of the mind. The will power
becomes so weak that the person seems
to lose control of himself and cannot
look one square in the face. It also causes
Dyspepsia and Indigestion with Heart
and Kidney Disease.
sTapewOrm Expelled In "a
HOurs.i
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-03-01
PILES
Treated aud Cured successfully,

Consultation at the office ia FREE and
invited. Thorough examination and sd.
vice, including analysis 81 urine, S..
Come st once-do not cut II IF All
correspondence strictly confidential.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-02-09

Some writer for the religious press mas
given the following description OF the hr-t
shsye.n The first time In a barber snop II
AN event of importance in every Young
mans life. He will wait, Ia some Gases
three weeks after determining to do l., and
or the veptfui day he has been known 70
sneak BY the shop seventeen times, sum
ming up his courage or the trying ordeal
On entering the door he feels that every
one in the room knows that this Is bis mrs
appearaDce, and they are micro scop carly
searching for his beard. The barber give
him hard look when notifrirg him that
Il is now his turn. But he has determined
to put on a stiff upper lip, as worldly pee
ple saw, and 90 through the operation with
the stoicsm Of a veteran. He Is remarkably
sensitive to ridiouie, and not TOR the world
would he have the barber know that this rs
his first shave, So he sits on the arm OF
the chair, instead OF on the seat, aud in get
ting down lies too far back. When told 70
bring up his head he hastily does It, ana
knocks over the stool in the operation
rbis causes the blood to rush to his face,
AND the embarrassment which produce y
il not at all modified by detecting the bar
ber exchanging Chances with the operator
~ the next chair. When tho lather ~ b"
Ing put on, no cannot control the workine
~ his imagination, and he finds himsel
possetfed OF M irresis able desire to smile
shee pishly. This proneness to grin insx'
plic.be, but IL is inseparable from tho hfst
shave, and the victim is obliged to resort n
every facial a.iiice to overcome IT, and
thsn doesn't succeed"