Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-12-01

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= How will it be done' Among other
thugs, by such actions as that which led our
. Congress to appropriate 81 800, 900 TO the
New Orleans Exposition, Mexico giving
$500 900 and New Orleans Sj00,QOQ. That
exposition, though preceded by the Syien-
I ham CRYSTAL Palace, and the French and
the Vienna, and ths Philadelphia Expo-
sitions, will be in farreaching sig
ni6cauce more important than
all of them put together. They showed
chiefly what had been done. This exposi-
| ton of next month will build platform on
which the nations of the American conti-
nent shall come tor introduction to a new
com mercial epoch in the history of the ages
| On that platform will come Bolivia, Peru,
Paraguay, Araqusy, Yonezuels, Salvad'r
Nicaraqua, Columbia, Costa Rics, Ec isdor,
Brazil, and the brunette West Indies to
meet the blonde and smiling United States
Bsll marriage day of the North and South
While the pessimists have been
hunting up the burial service t.
read at the death Of American
commerce and the stops of the organ were
being pulled out for the dead march Ia
Saul, i, an opiimist BY nature and BY
grace, take up in anticipation the bright
covered wedding service and Is the blond
North takes the brunette South by the hand
saving with all my worldly goods | thee
endoS." Icry Whom God hath Joined TO-
ge,her let not foreign despotism or Amer,
can demagogery ever put asuuder." Then
| Iet all the organs aud choirs and U,cIestras
make everything from the Montreal ice
palsce to the halls of the Monte1umas
quake under the rolling thunderS OF thc
grand march OF North and South
American Progress.
This southern door will be fastened open
the more firmly BY the tides of travel diver
I'd from Europe to the land Of the AztecS
Much of the one hundred and six million
dollars yearly expended BY Americans IL
Europe will be expended in Southern ex
ploraiion, in looking at some Of the ruins o
he forty-seven cities that Stevens, the trav
eller, tound-s little way apart aud wslklOg :
through the corridors and under the arch
| and in the great doorwayS and over the
miracles Of mosaic and along by the monq
mental glories of another civilization anf
ancient America will with cold lips Of stone
,iss the warm lips of modern America, and
| % have seen tue Andes aud the PopOca
epetl will be deemed as important as tc
| nave seen the Pyreneean and Balksu
ranges. So there will be fewer people spoiled
oy foreign tlavel and in our midst less poor
imitation of the French shrug and the in
eniional hesi,sncy Of the bralnless swell
| The fact is that there are more people made
tools of by European travel than any other
way, and though sensible when they embark
| Ihey return with collar and q cravat and
\ shoe and q coat and pronunciation aud
| contempt for American institutions and a
bend of the elbow that make one believe In
evolution backward from man TO ape. OI
the 10000 Americans who now cross the
sea annually there will be thousands who vi
| 30 on pleasure and business to the tropics
and so tourist and merchant and scien.i,
and capitalist will all help ia tLis
| National Developmeqs
| I wish that somehow our next Congress
might take the one hundred million dollar.
,t surplus in the United Stat Is Trsasur!
hat the Republicans did not seal, and be
orc theDemocrats get q chance 10 steal II
nd in some way expend it in establishing
aew lines of seippiIg between tho ports o
New York and south America, and II
dredging their hsrbors, and in building teIe
graph wires, aud in qnickeninS all ths
ylorious cousummstioun which is sure t
come 10 on, gentlemen, discussing you
high tariff and low tariff and hOrizonta
aritT and no tariff at all until the question
g as malodorous as the moss bunker5 tn !
be Long Island fishermen throw on th'
elds to enrich the farm.l But, meanwhll
;iCd is gong to prepars for the rescue e
he millions of hard working men anc
somen of this country who have been hun
,ry long enough, and this door o
he south open is going to let IL
IN them summer of bright, warm prosper
ty. In anticipation nail on the front doc
| Of this nation an advertisement
Wanted.
Wsnted-Ous hundred thcu@ri mon ,
build South American railways, long u
from here to San Francisco.
| Warted-Five thousand telegraph opera
tors.
| Wanted-Twenty million dollars wort
| II DRY goods and hardware from New Iork
Wanted-All the clocks you Gun make q
! New Haven and all the shoes you eau man
,c.sure at Nstick and all the brains yo1
oo. 80 from Boston aud all the bells yo1
ON on TonId q, Troy and all the Mccormick
reaping machines Sou can fashion Of Ca
ago and all the hams yca can furnish ir'u
Cincinnati and sll the railroad iron you Cal
end from Boouton and Pittsburgh
Wantedl
Tanted-Right away
| Wan,ed-By express, wanted By railroad
train, wanted BY steamer.
Yante ted-Lawyers to plead our cases'
Wauted-Doctors to cure our sick.
Wsnted-Ministers TO evangeh1e ou
populationl ,r,
Wan,ed-Professors to establish our uni
versities!
Another Door
toward the South. On the South thre
yatesI Lift up your heads ye everlastni
gates and let the North come South, an
he South come North corrected foreye
be geographical blunder Of the ceuturie
Shich says there are Eve continents Whe'
here are only four. Europe
| ASIA. hIrlCA anu hMSEiSa. O1A ~AASSa
aud Antarctic only the crystal lstches OF
front aud back gate OF the one palace yard
Aye, the continent is one living queen O
beauty anG power. Though the connnen
ne narrow at the waist ifyou girdle 1t a
Aspinwall it is still one living queen up1
Shom God hath put the richest diadsn o
all the world. On this Thanksgiving day
thought would tell you Of your inherit
ance. Henceforth put this into your prty
ers, tune it into your doxolosies and le
capitalists and statesmen lift it into thei
plans. What is the use Of gathering
whole feet ofladen steamers At the mout
ofs small river, trying to pile them in, JOS
ling and stuck fast when there is this grea
vide. southern sea with room for trges
merchantmen to spread sail or
Drop Anchor.
Without this opening prospect this ds
would be very dark for those of US who sr
interested in the laboring classes. TodA
one million people in tho country are o.
| Of vnrk Ten per cent OF the labouu