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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17
Paralyzing Minstrel Show.

A very fair and decidedly intelligent
audience assembled. After painful
overture and a song by a young. fellow
who seemed to express him through a
clogged and difficult quill, one of the
end men said:
"Mr. Rice, eff you wuz-ef you wuz
comm down the street an putty girl
wuz ter kiss you, what would you do?"
why, I'd kiss her back"
mo you wouldn't" yelled man in
the audience, you'd kiss her mouth.
Give us something new"
"Mr. Rice" said another end man,
what would you call man from En-
gland?"
I'D call him an Englishman.'
AUh, huh. What would you call q
man from Ireland?"
I'D call him an Irishman."
"Uh, huh. What would you call a
man from Michigan 2"
I'D call him Michigander.
The audience groaned and man
called "Say, don't give us that old
Michigeese business
Thus discouraged at joking, for old
men in the audience had heard the
gags" annually since childhood, songs
were decided to be the safest means of
entertainment. A horrible looking
thing came out with banjo and said i:
Coin to sing you funny song.
Took my girl to fancy ball the other
night. Didn't have but so cents an
was sorter slow in askin' her TO eat,
but asked her, an she said she wasn't
l. lN,,t al, l,Nit Il, 4 4
take few lines. 1 had but fifty"
"Oh, hold on, cried man in the
gallery. 1--WE know all about how she
took oysters raw and plate of slaw."
Astonished at an audience that had
ever before seen minstrel show, the
manager at last decided to make q IA
vorable impression by introducing
something sensational, so he put on
the old ghost trick where fellow with
sheet around him comes in. The
white man and negro had sat down to-
gether and the white man had begun
the song about the old isw-bone, when
a loud mouthed man, sitting near the
door, exclaimed:
"Boom, COO, coo-hoo, hoo" and just
then the drum doomed and the negro
jumped and said: Goo, COO, hoo, hoo,
and the audience groaned. The thrill
ing ghost scene was o failure, and the
manager, thinking to capture the house
with quartet, sent out n fellow who
looked like an unwashed railroad sec
tion boss, short fellow with high
water jacket and two emblems OF iRno-
rance and vocal incapacity. When they
baoan tho audiance almost To "A man
arose and left the house.
This reception was q sign OF encour-
agement, for it shows that people are
at last frowning down on old and moldy
| Jokes. Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17
The Fable Of the Cats.

There was formerly an old woman,
extremely gaunt and meager, that lived
in a little cottage as dark and gloomy
as q fools heart. She had cat that
never saw any other than the likeness
of bread-never beheld the face of q,
stranger-and was forced to be con-
tented with only smelling the mice in,
their holes, or to see the prints of their
feet in the dust; or if, by any extra
ordinary chance, she happened to catch
q mouse, she was like a beggar that dis
covers q treasure-her visage and her
eyes were infamed with joy-and that
booty served her for whole week to-
gether. Nevertheless, because the cot,
tage was still the mansion of famine,
she still bewailed her wants. One day
she was walking upon her house-top,'
ready to perish with hunger, when she
espied from thence another cat upon a
neighboring wall, stalking along like a
lion, as if counting her steps, and SO
fat that she could hardly go. The old
woman's cat, astonished to see Great
ure of her own species so plump and
large, called to her with loud voice,
saying, "You look as if you came from
one of the Khan of kathai's feasts.
Tell me, L conjure you, how you got
into such good condition ?" "At kings
table," replied the other / go to the
house every day about dinner-time, and
there L lay my paws upon some nice
morsel or other, which serves me till
the next day"
After some further discourse, the fat
cat takes pity upon the lean one, and
engages to conduct her TO the Kings
house on some future day. Meanwhile
the depredations of the cats had been
so remarkably outrageous the evening
before the old woman's cat went thither
that orders were given to the servants
to kill all the cats that could be found.
In an evil hour, therefore, was il that
our puss went thither and seized piece
of meat from dish when she thought
herself unobserved; for, while quietly
solacing herself with such unwonted
fare under the dresser, the meat was
missed, she was discovered in her hid.
ing place, and one of the men threw n
knife at her, which wounded her
severely in the breast. However, as q
cat has nine lives, she made shift to
escape Notwithstanding her wound; but
in her fight, observing the blood
streaming from her breast, she said
SWELL, let me but escape this time, and
if ever 1 again quit my old haunts and
my own mice for oil the rarities of the
kings kitchen, may lose all my nine
lives at oncel From the Persian.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17
Wall Street Yarn.

"a year or two ago." said prom
inent broker to few of his friends who
were in his office, AN acquaintance of
mine of this city came to me with
81, 900. which he said was all the money
he had. He owed considerable money,
and he wanted TO increase his capital so
that he could pay his debts. / took the
81, 900 with the understanding that /
was to do the best | could with it. He
did not know one stock from another,
out had got an idea that money could
be made in Wall street, and he wanted
me to make it Tor him. Well, L did the
best could, and have been handling
the money for that man ever since.
He has now some securities on hand,
and / will find out how his account
stands" Turning to the bookkeeper,
he asked: James, how does Mr.. 5
account stand?" James pulled out q
big ledger, turned over few pages,
and replied "Overdrawn $796.3S"
What securities are we holding for
him ?" was the next query.
Five hundred shares Of Sutro," was
the reply.
You had better make out his &c
count and send it to him to-day, with q
polite request for check. '-Ne,c York
S1I1
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17
YOU.

II could have my dearest wish fulfilled.
Or take my choice of all earth's treasures. too,
And choose from heaven whatso'er L would,
I'd ask for YOU
No man I'd envy, neither low nor high.
Nor king in palace old or palace new,
I'd hold Golconda's mines less rich than /,
IL had you.
Toll and privation, poverty and care,
Cndaunted I'd defy, nor fortune WOO,
Having my wife: no jewel else Id wear.
IL she were you.
Little Ia care how lovely she might he,
How graced with every charm, how fond, how
true;
Fen though perfection, she'd be naught to m'
Were she not you.
There is more charm for my true loving heart,
In everything you think. or say, or do,
Than all the JOYS that heaven could e'er impart
Because it's YOU.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17

BY ROBERT BROWNING.

One day IL Numbered and lightened,
Two women, fairly frightened,
Sank TO their knees, transformed, transfixed,
AT the feet OF the maa who sat betwixt
And "Mercyl" cried each-"if tell the truth
OF passage in my YOUTH
Said This: do You mind the morning
met your love with scorning?
AS the worst OF the venom left my lips,
1 thought, If. despite this lie, he strips
Tho mask from my soul with u kiss-I crawl,
His slaye-soul, body, and all -
Said That: we stood TO be married.:
The REST, or some one, tarr ed;
III Paradise door proved lockedf' smiled you,
thor ght, as nodded, smiling toe,
DID one, that's away, arrive-nor Iate
Nor soon should unlock Hells gatel"
1t ceased TO tighten and thunder,
Up started both in wonder,
Looked round, and saw that the sky was clear,
Then laughed, Conf ess You believed us, dear
Il saw through the Joke!" the man replied
They reseated themselves beside.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17
Our Principal Pineries.

The principal pineries of the United
States are in Maine, the northern parts
OF New York, Michigan, and Minnesota,
Montana, Washington Territory, Ore
gou and California; in Mississippi,
Alabama, Florida, Western Georgia,
South Carolina, North Carolina; in
West Virginia, and the western part of
Virginia and Pennsylvania. The pitch
pine prevails in North and South Caro-
lima, Alabama, and Mississippi. 1t is
very generally believed that the inhala-
ton of the odor of the pitch pine woods
is beneficial to consumptives and per-
sons afflicted with catarrh. The cli-
mate of the pine regions above named,
particularly in the Atlantic States, is
also favorable to such persons.-Cki-
cdgo Inter Ocean.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17
A Doctors Tribulati0ns.

The individual who imagines that he
s going TO give satisfaction to the gen
eral public IN anything he may under
take is certainly the victim of delusion.
1t is impossible to please everybody.
The man, be his station in life what II
may, who comes up to the expectation
OF the multitude has not yet been born.
The editor in particular soon makes
this discovery. The clergyman, also,
knows that there are people in his con-
gregation who are never satisfied with
what he does or leaves undone. The
doctor is another professional man who
has hard row to hoe.
If doctor dresses well and wears q
high hat, people say that he is med
ical dude. II, on the other hand, he
pays little or no attention to his toilet,
then he is accused of lack of dignity.
III he goes into society, attends balls
and parties, then the impression Is that
he is fishing for popularity.
If the physician visits his patients
while they are in good health, he is
accused of attempting to sponge. He
comes to the house in order to be in
vited to dinner. If, on the other hand,
he never comes unless he is called, the
inference that the only use he has for
his patients is to make money out OF
them when they are sick. If the doctor
attends church, of course he is q hypo-
crite, who is trying to work on the
religious feelings of the community. If
he does not attend church, nothing can
be palmer than That he is an infdel or
socialist. If the doctors wife does
not return the calls that other ladies
make on her, then she is putting on
airs, turning up her nose at her betters,
etc. If she does return the calls, then
she is plucking patients for her hus-
band TO shoot at.
If the doctors horse is fat, that is q
sure sign that he has not got much to
do. If the animal is emaciated he is a
brute for not taking better care of his
horse. If he drives fast, he is trying
to create the false impression that he
has been called to the bedside of some
important patient. If he drives slowly,
he does not care cent whether or not
If the patient RECEIVERS his health, he is
indebted to kind Providence, or a
strong constitution, or to the care that
was taken of him during his illness.
In no case is the doctor entitled to any
credit for the recovery. If the patient
dies he was undoubtedly murdered by
his physicians. If the medical man is
sociable and talkative, the people say
we do not want doctor who tells
everything he knows. If he is silent
man, then they say doctor should en-
courage his patients to be communi-
cative. If he talks politics, they say
that doctor should have no politics
and if he does not talk politics, then he
is q sneak and time-server who either
has no opinions or is afraid to own up
as to what his politics really is. If
the doctor does not run his horse to
death when he is called, he is not taking
sufficient interest in the case. If he
does not send in his bill, his object is
to prevent the patient from engaging
another doctor. If he docs send in his
bill, he is in fearful hurry for his
money, and so on to the end of the
chap.er.-Teras SUtingS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17

A Marathon amateur who wrote to
the manager Of the Madison Square
Theater to know IL there was an open
ing on the stage there for q young actor,
received q reply that there were several
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17

openings in the stage there, and il H.
would come On he would drop him
through one of them with PLEASURE
Marathon I1ldependeTlt
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17

How CAN you expect your children to
be better than you are yourself? The
old proverb is true one. How can
the foal amble when the horse and mare
trot?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17

OF course it was Hibernian auc-
tioneer who said of set of mourning
jewelry which he was trying to dispose
Of that it was ~just the sort of article
he would purchase for his wife if she
were widow"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-04-17

TIKI poet Dryden must have received
his name from an empty saloon
Newmdn Independent.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-02-07
MISCELL ANEOUS.

his Great
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= n d n eT v e
TONIC; is the
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OF over twenty
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CURES W IT II
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c E R T AIN T Y
Nervous and phys
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DIR. SPIN n IL Y,
RIO. II keaYny Street.
Treats ali Chronic and Special Diseases.

ounS MOI
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MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
There are many at the age Of thirty to sixty
1rho are troubled with too frequent excavations
IF the bladder, often accompanied by slight
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sometimes small particles Of albumen will APP
pear or the color will be of thin mlkish hue,
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SprematorrhB, fsrOstntOrrhse, Emissions,
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-18
TUTT'S HAIR DYE,

GRAY HAIR or WHISPERS changed to
GLOSSY BLACK by single application oil
this DIE. 1t imparts natural color, acts
simultaneously. Sold by Druggists, or
sent by express on receipt of 81.
off1ce, "a Murray ST., New York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-18

The majority ofthe lie 'e hW:Na'
bodv arise from c arrangement .. III
LiYer, affecting both the stomach Int
5ouveEs. In order ID effect a care. IL l.
necessary to Tenorc the cause. IrTeGH
lar and Sluggish action Of the BOtcets
Headache, Sickness at the Stomach. Paii
In the Back and L.oirts, ETC., indicate tho
the Lise1. IS at fault, CTld tAtGt nature re
0ufres assistance to enable this OTGHS't
throlc of i'm purities.
.Prickly Ash Bittcr9 are especs.stii
compounded for this purpose. Thes ar.
g1stEd Ia their action and efecttUe Is !:
cure; are pleasant to the taste and takes.
easily by both children and GdMEts. IL
Ken according to directions, they sRt )
safe and pleasant care for Dyspepsia
Geaeral Debility, Exal7itua1 Cor
stIpatiO1, E-Sc@5ea kidGeYs
ETC, etc. Asa Blood Purifier tisel
are superior to any other sssedtctise
cleansing the system thoroughly, ana
inl2GrtinO mean life ard energy to fIbe<sa
valid. Its medicine and NOT Is
Intoxicating beverage.
ASA TuUR DRUGGIST goa PRieEtT ASH sliTfas.
aud take no other. PRICE. sl.oo per sossl4
pRICsLY ASH sITTERS CO., SOLE Pa0PRIE f0R>
g. Louis and Kansas ctty. 10.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-18

Cen5ie o1l TO LIMB OF Fancy Christmas
dealer 60 q y. r. Gunner & Bros. Retail
0-a0u-a examine cur stock.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-18
Hay
Butter.
Eggs.
Cheese.

Warranted. ...............'.. SVc . oOz
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-18
HOME MARKETS

:5::.58 s$55s @s5s: ss5 Rs s$s
ssRg sSts5dia are a' expect expect to pay somewhat
higher - Office Of TIE Herald 80,
.,.y evening. Dec. H. 1884
We'n' salt Lake Ore Market
rFrruisneo bankers
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-07
Voices from ll.e Dcptba.

A story is told Of the Pennsylya.
nia oil regions to the effect tina,
sqme parties who were en- ployedto
remove the labiugaud casing from
an abandoned oil we'll, solemn,y
decla'ed that Iheg heard u spirit.
like voice which cursed the men
who ware 'obbihg the bowelsof the
earth q beaing ma'erial. These
snmo spirit voices told Of deaths,
past and present events, thus start,
ling the worklnea until two OF their
number trembled with fear. The
spirits swore wrathful vengeance
upon :he group it they mentioned
having had Communication with
the spirits d lie mysterious depths
Of muhcr cgrth. One If the nun
Der. however, b,oke tho secrecy,
and 10 this day 1oet not know thai
abe well was dfrllel through a
chamber in a coal baok, and TIA,
two witty miners, learning tlal the
~ t
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-07
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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-07
HATS Our FssheFs Wore.

The fashion ia headsear for men
and BOYS ba. undergone a great
change daring tho lust lbirly wear.
NV caps Of clolh alo ra,ely seen
except on men ia onirorin or On
foreign arrivals, aud The silk hall.
worn more tbuil sonythins else.
Ilhongh the felt hat i asurling The
place Of both If leo head cseo
inss, e.pecialIr for yoa0s men u
tho. niddlo Glass. exsept.wh.r, sonp
stale occasion demands he tIAdi
tiunal tall hal, aud there are yery
few wea,ers Of these who know
their com position. Once, when
The beaver hat WIS Rclually n lea.
yer skin fashioned iato a hat, the
name VS. ann,on,i,,te sabso
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-07
Fetc Of The E,lagnes.

Once upon time there was q
grand fete oflhe P'agaes All lhl
Npidemics we're there aiegin addi
.lia invitations had been issaod Il
many other Atticlps. The Cholera
having been abroad, was giyena
warn, Welcome aud taken around
among the other guests to lie con
gratuhted. He greeted yellow
Jack and Mr.. Coffin as old friends
but suddenly stopped in amaze
ment before a Stranger hehad ney
er befnre peen.
Have you Travelled much9n he
asked Of the Stranger
"lhqse,'' was the modest reply
"Yetyop never met the, did you2'
inquired the Cholera.
"Never."
"Queer, very queer" unused III,
Cholera, II thought / knew cv
erybody And pay he addict
"N hn. il yonr uamt2"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-07
COMM T'hro, Tic rye.

Those who base looked into The
matter say thgt Barnsfanoas sons
comtotThroueb the Rye, did roI
have reference 10 arye field, Dat T.
the email river Rye. il Ayrshire.
which could be lorled. Invading
oyet howeyer tho las,es lad t.
hnld up theie l,otiianaAs, andaitl9as
a flyorite paptime Of Bubble Barn.
and mischievigps enmppnians q
lie in wait forthc lassies "Comin'
thro' the Rye When they got to
nld.s!ream the 'ladaiesa would
wade optand snatcha .;issfrom tie
classics" VIM were unable to esisi
without diopping their clothes in
the water ST. really the song
should mean lSo.water, water aud
rye, n combination easily under
stood by Americans.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1884-01-07
A shOe manufacturing compep,
is no. q solsless cOrpDiaIiOn.
HoM-IGiot q I,nsilinn

|ap9liel for a position in Danking
house in Wall stecetsix months ago, and
allhou.A piqyeln,y competency, fSoy
wouldhoflas6me. had been doS,.
on my luck aud looked cd Nld shabby.
An idea struck me, Sot 6pane@ growth
Of llaieRilh Paise,S BAT gss,n, rais-
Cd decent emit Of clothes, apg1cii again
aa'''fry iosl; me IN minnie" So
writes . eek viii . 600 salaiy, 'E'lil
moral sploir ParkerS Hail lalsam
gives person new IOcs.
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