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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29
COUNTY JUDGE.

WYE are authorized to announce sam
w Furman hs candidate Tor county
Judge OF Tarrant county. Election NoSem'
Der 4.
WYE ARE AUTHORIZED TO ANNOUNCE
w A. a. McClung ~ n candidate for Conn
~ Judge OF Tarrant county. Election NO
vember 4, 1881.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29
Why Blaine Should be Elected.

FIttsburg Times.
If Cleveland and Hendricks should
happen to be elected, little Nellie Ar
thurs play house will have to go.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29

FouR carrier pigeons were flown In
New York the other day, and they had
distinguished names. Grover Cleve-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29
COUNTY CLERK.

WE ARE AurHoRIzEOT TO ANNOUNCE
w j. y. Woods nv car d'dato for the Of
nee of County Clerk OF Tarrant county. Eieo-
4 on Novomberi.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29

BEER for the settler and champagne
for the pasture man; that IL the
ticket OF Land Commissioner Walsh.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29

The lease law IL the child Of prelu-
dice, and IL upheld by appealing to
selnshness aud Misrepresentation.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29

GRANT says Cleveland IL n clean
man. Republicans make pretty good
Democratic witnesses this year.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29
TUESDAY MORNING. JULY 80.

GEORGIA. Ohio and West Virginia
are the only October states now.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29
ASSESSOR.

WYE ARE AUTHORIZED TO AN
w noupce the name of w. II. Hall as a
cnnd' date for reelection Ia the ONCE OF tax
assessor OF Tarrant county, election nrst
Tuesday In November.
WYE ARE AUTHORIZED TO AN.
w nounco j. y. loo FELLOW for assessor OF
taxes OF Tarrant county. Election nrst Tues
day In November, 1881.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29
IL wa. xalarl.

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morning, Mr.. Bosbyshs s, ,,,csy,
"ies, l feel somewns 's,i
Nervous proslraIion'
mo; malaria .a ms.
malaria! You anihts ~. yocl
well. I call 1t malaiashsd
truth Is last Saturday se III
day celebration and W.
laria since.n .,o,,q'
"a birthday celebrat,vv,s ~
"Yes; John NJ. Dsnuy
old last Saturday and w..,hers )
"Ah, yes--I see, bl' ", w, yss Z
mild type Of malaria. W, \.
got 1t In the acute lo1m,---
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29

The bsstIsmoking tobacco 10 Little
Joker.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-07-29

Before the CONSTRUCTION q
machinery for pin.m.s.,n,'ns'u "
came q household wotu'
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
The Coroner's Verdict.

The Memphis Avalanehe says Ten
nesseans are in the habit of coming
to their death by the following caus-
es, according to the written verdicts
of Tennessee eoroners juries
She came to her death by stran-
gulation In testimony we have sit
our handles and seal the day above
wroten."
Paul Burns came to his death
by a mule running away with a
wagon and being fatally thrown
therefrom."
By taking with his oup hands
an overdose of morphine" "
From causes unknown to the
jury, and having no medical attend
ance."
"Came to bis death from national
causes"
Said child aged one day old
came to her death from spasms,
said child having been found by the
witnesses in a trunk under suspi-
cious circumstances.
"The joueres on thare outhe do
say that he come to his death by
old age, as tha could noise emmy else
the matter.
Come to his death from the fol-
lowing causes, to wit: from some
suddent cause 20 the Jurors un-
known"
"The said deceased being an or
phan, father and mother being
dead"
From an overdose of gin, ad-
ministered by his own hand"
Being run over by two coal
cars while detached from the
engine"
Come to his death by tender of
No. I jumping the track on which
he was riding, either jumping or
falling off and engines running over
him, which was an accident and no
fault of the engineer OF the said
engine,
She came to her death by Tighten
striken her.
" From hart deseize."
"Came to his death il the follow
ing manner, to wit He was born
dead
I" From the hands Of some un-
known person, or persons, to the
jury unknown, and afterwards plac-
ed on the track and got run over by
the incoming train"
Congestion of the brain en ap-
plicote titze.
The body was so rnangle and
mutilate that tina could not tell en-
about it but tina think it
was put in the cisterne by some un-
known person"
"Calded on her left side by kit
tley hot water burning ever on her
left side and causing her to
die"
"From the effect of injuries re-
ceived by her close accidental tax
ing fire."
From explOsier.n
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
Driven on.

A night or two ago watchman
Oh one of the wharves saw young
man come rushing down in hot
haste, stop short at the edge of the
wharf, and, after peering at the dark
waters for moment. he was heard
to exclaim:
IL called, but she was not in! /
wrote TO her, but the letter was re-
turned unopened 1t is the work of
her hard hearted fatherW
He walked up and down, as if
bracing his nerves, and presently
continued:
'.Shall | live with this gnawing at
my heart, or shall | die to prove my
devotion Z"
The toot toot of tug coming
up the river was the only answer.
when / am missed will any,
body's heart beat the faster?" he
went on. when my dead body is
hauled from the river, and the coro-
ner goes through my pockets, will
any body shed tears Will the sight
of my pale and sunken face be an
accuser to that flint hearted faith
er?"
A propeller doomed her old whistle
in sad response.
II will diep he exclaimed, with
sudden energy, but the watchman
came forth and seized him by the
neck, and pointing him up the street,
said:
"You great big calf. Go along
home and soak your head in soap
suds The idea of such a fellow as
you coming around here to splash
into the water and keep a poor, hon.
est watchman out of his hard-earned
sleepl Skipl"
And fifteen minutes later the
young man was calling for pork and
beans in a restaurant.-Detroit Free
Press.
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Pointers For the Young Man Who
Is to Cast His First Ballot.

My son, you will cast your first
vote for President next November.
| don't want to inflence your vote.
don't want you to vote for GER
tain man just because certain other
men do. I want you to sit down
and think about it before you vote.
want you to go to the polls in
good company. As a young man
Of progressive ideas, / want you to
be abreast of the world and shoulder
to shoulder with the times when
you walk up to the polls. l want
you on entering politics to align
with the party that has the purest,
progressive record. I don't care a
cent, my boy, whether you are a
Republican or a Democrat. There
are honest men, patriotic citizens,
good Christians, in both parties.
Only l don't want to see you walk
up to the polls and cast your first
vote with the party
That upheld human slavery as
divine institution;
That bought and sold men, wo-
men and babies like so many
mules
That fred on Fort Sumter and the
American flag;
That for nearly five years fought
to destroy the Union;
That opposed the issue of green
backs when the Government was
fairly perishing for want of them;
That organized mobs and riots to
oppose the draft;
That swept American COM
merce from the seas with armed pri-
vateers
That is the party of Boss Tweed
and Jefferson Davis;
That polls its heaviest maioTities
in the most vicious and ignorant
precincts
That is strongest in the States
where the percentage of illiteracy is
greatest;
That has opposed every liberal
and progressive measure in legis-
lation during the last quarter Of
century
That was the defender of slavery \
That is the defender of Mormon
ism
That slandered Garfield and
That assassinated Lincoln.
Now, as | sad before, my son, |
don't care whether you are a Re |
publican or a Democrat Choose |
for yourself. Just keep away from
the crowd whose record | have very /
briefly outlined. Find the party to /
whom this record belongs, and then
forever keep away from it. You |
need not be particular with which |
party you unite, if you don't join
that one. Always vote against that
party, and you will always vote
about right. l am a Republican,
but | shake hands with fraternal
love with any Democrat who votes
against that record. That kind of a
Democrat is always a good enough /
Republican for me.
7. 81 have never found that
kind of Democrat.-Bob Burdette.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
MIR. CLEVELAND PROTESTS.

Oh, / am the head Of the ticket,
As any one plainly can see,
But the tail is the biggest, tho 1 am the
dog.
So the tail kaeps a-wagging of me;
Can it be?
may howl, but the tail it wags ME.
He knows that used to be Sheriff,
And Mayor of Buffalo, too;
And for him to be wagging dog like tbst,
1t isn't the thing for to do;
Now You
Know il shouldn't be SO, but It's true
When he was Governor, ] was boy
And Senator learned was he
When he ran for Vice President couldn't:
vote
And that's why he goes and wags me
You see,
He makes weight with his long pedigree.
Iwould like to show men I am grateful
/ would prance and exalt in my glee
In pantomime joyous my tail would wag
But the tail it gets up and wags me;
You'll agree,
He wags me, though ought 10 wag he.
So sit on my launches and wonder.
And really wish that / knew
Whether am the watchdog they say a nn,
Or a blooming long-tailed kangaroo;
For / do
Look more like big kangaroo.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
How a Rear Admiral Was Made.

One morning, when the Duke of
Clarence, having received his COM
mission and his ship, was on his way
to his tailor's in Plymouth, to get
the new uniform, at a street corner
he saw boy crying, and stopped to
inquire the cause. The lad looked
up through his tears, revealing a
handsome, winning and intelligent
face, and replied that his mother had
died only a few days before, and
that he had been cast homeless into
the streets. "Where is your father?"
asked the Prince. ''He was lost in
the Sussex, on the Cornwall coast,
two years ago" How would you
like to go to sea in a first-rate man
of-war?" The boys face brighten
ed as he answered that he
should like it verywell. The
Prince took out his pocketbook
and wrote something upon a slip of
paper which he gave to the boy,
with shilling. $50 down to the
docks, be said. "and with this shil-
ling YOU will hire a boatman to car
ry you off to the Pegasus. When
you get on board the ship you will
give this paper to the officer whom
you find 10 charge of the deck, and
he will take care Of you. Cheer up,
my lad J Show me that you have a
true heart, and you shall surely find
a true friend" Arrived on board
the Pegasus the officer of the deck
received him kindly, and sent him
to sit upoa a gun-carriage under the
break of the poop. In less than an
hour the Prince came off in his new
uniform, and the boy was strangely
moved upon discovering that the
man who had promised to be his
friend was none other than William,
Duke of Clarence, and Captain of
the frigate. The boy, whose name
was Albert Doyer, was taken into
the cabin, where the Prince ques-
toned him. and forthwith he order
ed him to be rated as midship-
man, and from his own purse he
procured him an outfit During the
voyage to the American coast the
Prince became strongly attached to
his youthful protege, keeping him
about his person continually and
instructing him in general branches
of education, as well as in his pro-
fession. Time passed on and the
boy grew to be man, serving King
and country faithfully. In time
William became King, and signed
the commission which made Albert
Doyer Rear-Admiral. He exclaim-
ed. as he put his signature to the
document "There-if | have ever
done good deed for England, it
was when l saved TO her service
that true and worthy man ?"-LJe
and Times OF william ".
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
Wanted His Leg ssra,sAse.ed.
" 1t was after the battle of West
ONT. and there was a Erenchman

" 1t was after the battle of West
Point, and there was Frenchman
in our regiment, / forget his name,
but he was in Company A. Well,
he had his leg broken by ball--a
compound fracture above the knee
and it had to be taken off at the
thigh. He stood it well, and did
not want to have chloroiorm, but
they made him. Well, this leg-it
was his left one-being taken off so
high up, you see, there was good
deal Of it, and the boys did not want
to throw it out into a hole, so they
looked about for something to bury
it in. At last they found cracker
box, but to get it in they had to
double it up, bend the knee sharply
and turn the foot back, which they
did, and then buried it.
After the Frenchman came around
he was uneasy. There was not
much pain, he said, but he wished
to goodness he could straighten his
leg out ; his left, he said, felt all
kinked up But you haven't got
a left leg we told him.
No, know that he replied,
: but, morbleul it feels all kinked up
just the same"
Well, | did net know anything
about the burying of his leg, and
when he said this to me | thought
it was just the ordinary pain after
the operation, though / had never
heard any one else describe the pain
so, and believed it would pass off.
But it did not. He got noreI and
more uneasy, and kept declaring
that his left leg was cramped, and
if he could only straighten it out it
would be all right. He went on
this way so badly that at length
one of the boys who had buried the
leg got scared, and without telling
him, he went and dug up the leg,
Strengthened it out, and reburied it
without the box"
" Well, gentlemen, do you know
that before that boy had got back,
the Frenchman was easy as a lamb.
All, but, morbleu that is betterp
he cried out suddenly. Yes, that's
better, that's BETTER and for ten or
fifteen minutes he went on Just as if
he had really been relieved by hav-
ing his leg Strengthened out. He
never said another word about being
cramped, but declared his leg was
perfectly easy now. 1t wasn't till,
maybe, week afterward, that we
told him what had been done, and
then all he said was
All but | knew my leg was
kinked up all the time
There, gentlemen, you may try
10 explain that how you like you
may believe it or not, as you like
out all | can say is ! saw it, and
here were plenty Of others who
knew about it at the same time,
oo."
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
Waterloo.

The battlefield of Waterloo as il
lies to-day is an uninspiring specta-
cle-a good place to sit down and
muse on life and men and the van
ity of human thingJ; but we have a
vivacious little guide who spared no
time for musing, but engaged us
with a very dramatic recital in brok-
en-. though quite Ineligible, English
Of the stirring things that happened
on that bloody Sunday in 1915,
when Bonaparte's brief candle went
out and the European kaleidoscope
ratified itself into a fresh combina-
ton. can't help sympathizing
with the bottom dog. The dramat-
ic symmetry of Napoleon's career
wins US against our reason.
went out to Waterloo with some
Englishmen, and | took solid COM
fort in giving them my small opin-
ion Of their Iron Duke, although we
must allow that he did this business
very handsomely.
But that guide. shall not soon
forget him. He made more of an
impression on me than all the books
/ have read on the subject,of Water
loo. He omitted nothing. He open
ed his soul to us, and he suited the
action to the word. He gesticulated,
he attitudinized, in short, he fought
the battle over again for us. His
English was double English. He
was especially happy in his "bHp,
guards, hand hat hemp He recited
this thrilling incident over his sboul-
der as he led us down the hundred
and odd steps that mounted the
summit of Mound of the Lion, and
it was only by the most extraor-
dinary presence of mind that l
grasped the railing in time to escape
a fall.
The Mound OF the Lion is an arti-
fetal elevation which has been reared
very ill-adyisedly, l think in the
midst of the field and Of its earth,
modifying the confguration
Of the landscape, so that one can not
now gain so accurate an idea of the
battle-ground as might otherwise
have been ohtained-unless, indeed,
the loss is compensated by the fact
that the summit of the mound af-
fords commanding view.
The tranquility of the scene is I'M
pressive, and one is reminded of
Byron's line:
How that red rain has made the harvest
grow"
never saw a fairer stretch OF
country-hllls and valleys and wind
ing roads and shining villages.
Every feature of this sweet land
;cape played its part in the drama
Of that day. On the right is
he Chateau of Hougomont, against
which, all day long, the French lines
beat ike the waves of the sea-the
KEY of the English position. held TO
he last by the gallant Coldstrearn
Guards, though the house was burn
ID over their heads. The old brick
wall around the orchard still stands
pierced with loop holes, worn away
Dy the pelting rain Of nnusket balls.
II YOU have any sort of imagination
you can stand there to-day and see
he Gght. ! suppose there has
scarcely been a closer, hotter, blood
er battle in modern times. The
ines were posted only mile apart,
md from the moment of the first
,ssault upon Hougomont to the low,
iespairing cry Of the French general
Tout est perdu Sauve qui pentF
he battle was like the straining
truggle of well-matcbed wrestlers.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
Great surprise

Is in store for all who use Kemp's
Balsam for the throat and lungs, the
great guaranteed remedy. Would
you believe that it is sold on its mer-
its and that each druggist Is autnor-
izen to refund your money by the
Proprietor of this wonderful remedy
if it fails to cure you c. n. Boyd,
has secured the agency for it.
Price 80 cents and s100. Trial
size free.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06

An Accident

"Dear me-" gasped Mr.. Knowal,
ahere is terrible item in the paper.
Ny, how the poor man must have
suffered"
What is it?" asked her husband,
coming 10 her side.
"Wby, bne OF these poor walking
match fellows swallowed a sponge.
What .? let me see.
After carefully reading the srtlcis,
Mr.. K. threw the paper down growi-
ing: r
"You women amt got a grain OF
sense; it don't say he swallowed a
sponge"
Il know it don't in those exact
words" answered his wife then
brightly continued, ''but how could
he throw up the sponge if be didn't
swallow it ?"
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06
The Homt,est Man IN Somerset

As well as the handsomest, and
others are invited to call on c. N.
Boyd, and get free a trial bottle Of
Kemp's Balsam for the throat and
Lungs, remedy that is selling en-
tirely upon its merits, and is guar
anteed to cure and relieve all Chron-
ic and Acute Coughs, Asthma. Bron-
chitis, and Consumption. Price 90
cents and LOO.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06

Mrs. Robert G. Ingersoll is said
to bear a striking resemblance to
the portraits of Martha Washington.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06

Through the deepening dusk, and
with pace qulckened like their own.
some one came to Josie. A gentle
man, waiting but a second for per-
mission, drew her arm within his
own. 1t was Edward Lowell. He
had seen the rapid movement Of the
girl, and the expression of the man
that followed her. Approaching the
situation in moment, he determ-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1884-08-06

A patent device for fastening q
uecktie has Just been sold TO COM
-pany for 100000. If it will keep
t.he neckiie from playing leap hog
with the collar it il worth It.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-24

A N1.ERSoN & POMBRoY. Real Estate
fS1ssa.e saesatS, under McCornick's Bank. -
e,,y. p5To S1o Lots for sale in all parts Of tie
don. Nc VI particulars furnished OF spplica-
10 Ps.t t7ey 70 loan On Resi- Estate Houses
.o7 CO." .s' Rents collected. Money loaned
esrefni Dafties oh f1rstclasy seourity, and
nesss yAaml1ation Of Titles. We draw nm
sbin 80 lees, Leases, Contracts, Partner.
aoc5r - s%sttoents, Wills, and various LEGAL
ser. ? - -, a csrefnl and fystemstic man
1"5 examined. ;as
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-05-24

BROKERS' -DIETgMANN & co.
y O&ce in Nc. 26l. Union Block.
SSNa street, opposite the Overland Hcuse.
MS Floor, room No. z. Loans made
"a JewelrY, Diamonds and Watches,
T%' T Railroad tickets bought and sold.
o.lisdeemed pledges sold at very low
S'5s' b1siness strictly confdentisf. I
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FOR RENT.

A pleasantly situated front room on
so1th Temple street, one block from
n c, Depot. three from HERALD corr er.
Would make = peasant, quiet office.
Address for one week, L. @. B., this of
Ena
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FOR RENT.

Wegantly Furnished Rooms, with al
modern conveniences, in suites and
,ineIs, at the Thompson Building, 72
w. Second South street. +
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FOR DYSPES>LA &no LIvel
complaint. you &>re printed
zuaranIee Oh every "nttle - Shiloh's
Vitaiizer. Il nevsI fail. to eyre
5n;s by q. G. a. HFua atnTa- 1e
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LOST.

Strsyed, One Dark Brown Horse, 8
Years old, branded T F 6 com bined on
left thigh. Five dollars reward will be
psid for TIE same if left at the Valley
house, or for information which will
lesd 10 It's recovery. T
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DENTIST.

o.. :. Nichols, Dentist. Office opposite
.or,.E. a,Ag. 6o1Fe, over Sesbury 81 John
w. nilg store Anesthetics given.
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LOST

AID. & K. 6. Depot, q gold Locket,
sogrsved 3. D. McD. Bring TO this ON ;e
md be rewarded,
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DENTIST.

J. B. Keytor, lately connected with
Dr.. J. R. Van Aukin. hiss renewed TO
the Herald New Building. where he is
piepsred to do all kinds of Dental work.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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FOR SALE
ACCIDENT.

Cos' Ill, fluid and glassware cheap.
TioHoaF lamp store, four doc wet OF
tL-H,Ne.
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Books, Stationery, Periodicals,
Magazines, American and
English Newspapers, etc.

Also q cnoice assortment OF Cigars, To.
bsccos, and q general line OF Smokers
Articles.
Will! receive subscriptions FOR all
Publications. Special attention paid to
orders Cor EDglish Newspapers.
We have the agency for Enlsreing
Photographs in Oil or Water Colors,
snd will guarantee frst-clsss WORK at
reasonable figures.
We solicit share of public patronage
end will eudeaVor to give general salts
faction.
Ordere by mail promptly attended to.
Address P. Q. Box 1914, Salt Lake
City. si'
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Treated and Cured Successtullyli
Consultation at the Office is TEEE and
invited. Thorough examination and ad-
vice, including analysis Of urine, So:
Come at once-do SQt put it Cf All
correspondence strictly confidential.