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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02
CASSIDY HEARS THE TRUTH

An Amazing Social Incident Of
the Campaign.
Not many weeks ago when Hr.
| Cassidy, the Democratic Congress-
iosal ncninee, vas in Virginia
City he tried to steal . march on
his opponent by calling At Mr..
Woodb.rs's house with . number
of prominent Democratic and de-
spoilisg his champagne, knowing
all the While that Mr.. Woodburs
vas off in Sierra Valley or
somewhere rsaping the campaign
harvest. thrsshiag over Cas-
sidy's old STRAW and burning it up
where he had scattered it on the
tariff question. Cassidy and Mrs.
Woodburn are old friends, and
when Cassidy reached the house
with Bob Keating, Joe Hallon and
other leading lights Of the Bcur-
bon party, Nrs Woodburn gave
than . warm welcome, and to show
that she had nothing but the kind
Hest feelings for her Democratic
friends, set out liberal collection
and opened some champagne. Mr..
Cassidy sat at one end Of the board
and Mrs. Woodburn at the other.
the Democratic Congressman rising
up prepared the following toast:
TO the Honorable William
Woodhurn, the lucky possessor of
a handsome wife, may he also oc
cupy seat in the next Congress Of
the United States" amid the rat
Ting of glasses he continued,
while solicitous Of again repre-
senting my constituents in Congress
if I am to be beaten there is no
other man alive l had rather see
my successor than the gentleman
whose accomplished wife is now
entertaining US.
Bob Heating, Hear! Hear" Joe
Nallon, called upon Mrs. Wood
burn to respond. The lady rose to
the occasion and spoke as follows
"Gentleman In responding to
the kind sentiment expressed by
my friend Mr.. Cassidy, l can only
say that I had rather see Mr.. Cas-
sidy beaten by my husband than
any man [ know of mean | had
rather Mr.. Cassidy would be beaten
Il mean beat my husband than"
Here shout. Of laughter greeted
the speech, and the lady attempted
in much confusion to explain that
what she really wanted to say was
that of all men on earth Cassidy
would be the least Objectionable in
winning the race, but the Interrupt
tions of her audience would not
permit it, and finally Mr.. Cassidy
took. the floor and insisted that
in her first remarks she had spoken
the real sentiments of her heart
and he proposed to let the record
stand.
so do I" was the imm ediate re-
joinder.
The. party retired amid much
merriment but the general opinion
was that they had not gained many
points by the raid on the Woodburn
domicile.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02
The Christian Enforcement
CT elaine.

New York, Nov. IA Tribune
editorial says: The visit paid to
Blaine yesterday by the Christian
ministers of the country is an IN
cident unparalleled in the history
of political canvasses. Represents
tives Of the Presbyterian, Congre-
gational, Baptist and Methodist
churches, united with the Catholic
priest, the Jewish rabbi, Quaker
preacher and a colored minister
from the South, in extending to
the Republican candidate assur-
ance of sympathy and support
When a thousand clergyman take
part in a demonstration so en-
phatic, and so significant, the fact
must arrest the attention rot only
Of the public here, but Of the whole
country.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

HOrniD8 DO1r4.
100 Ohhir-75c
$50 Gould & Curry
$50 Best & Bslcaer-1t
Is Savage-14
225 Con. Cal. & Vlrsinia-3oc
$50 Potesi-1
200 Chollar IS
$50 Crown Point-95c
$50 Sierra Nevada-9oc
20 Bullion-20c
500 Alta 90c bio
Is Union-75e
so Justice 10
1900 Benton-25c
500 Grand Prize-15c
1.5 Bodie -2l
100 Bulwer-iOc
500 Syndicate-G5c
80 Mono-l IS
100 Con. Pacific-9Gc
100 Paradise Valley
200 Alpha-9oc
25 Belmont 90
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

For Bang uets, Dinners and Par
ties use Eclipse Extra Dry, it is
equal tc any ar superior 10 most
imported bra ads, and the only
natural California Champagne liz
the market.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02
Steam Notice.

On and after November 1st, 1884
the steamer Tod Goodwin wiz
make but one trip a week, leaving
the wharf at Glcnbrook at Z A. NJ,
On each Tuesday making the round
trip and returning at P NJ, max
ing close connection with the stage.
j. A. TODMAN.
Captain.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

It is reported that DR.. Hogan will
devote himself to his profession
after the election. If the DR..
would put in the time to studying
medicine and and surgery he wastes
farming and printing he would be
the boss" Doctor Of the State
Journal.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

Shaving and NaircuttfnE.
For . good bath, via hot or cold water. or
trhave performed in . workmanliks manner, 20
John Cuk1a's Barber Shop. h ii. uttiny
ally.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

Fred Turner Republican nominee
for Recorder
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02
The Blaine & logan Club.

There will be public speaking at
the Opera House on Saturday even
ing. Judge Havley and local
speakers will address the au-
dienee.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

Fred Turner Republican nominee
for Recorder. +
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

For County Recorder Of Ormsby
Edmund James.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02

For County Recorder of Ormsby
Edmund James. 4
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-11-02
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

Remaining in the Carson Post
Office November /.
GENTLEMEN S LIST.
Barber 0 T Peralta c
Degrosellicr J Ryan Jno Il
Grant Saml Riyas Felis 2
Aurley Michael Stacy VIM II
Hop Yen Taylor Thos J
Hing Sin White Jno A
G. G. WHITE, ?. III.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
WEST WASHINGTON.

Temperature and condition OF water ut z q.
MT Great Falls, temperature, 20; condition,
30, receiving reservoir, temperature, 10;
condition at north connection, 80; condition
at south connection, 80. Distributing roser-
yoir, temperature, 75; condition at innuent
getehouse, 30 condition at efluent gate
house, SO.
What looked like an attempt to secure FREQ
lodgings for the winter was made on tho au.
.noritios at the Third Precinct Station yester-
gay. An old man by the name OF George
Grouse was complained OF as being paralyzed
ana nc subject for the hospital. He was
taken TO the station.house, where he remained
last night. This morning he walked away,
thus dispelling all doubts about his condition.
he was not sent to tho hospital and provided
with accommodations for tho winter.
Tho boat Seneca arrived to-day with 1,60O
bushels wheat and 800 bushels corn. Sales
Wheat, SOGS2c.; corn, 06c.
The great question which is now agltatlng
the minds OF the Georgetown boys is whether
person caneat 100 "lady. fingers" within
stated time. ono reckless Individual lost
heavy bet that he could accomplish the feat
within two hours. He ANONYMOUSLY failed, cat.
Ing only DO. Another succeeded In putting do
underneath his Jacket and no one else has
beaten this record. Tho excitement is running
high, and matches Will no doubt be made. IL
Is limited that on insidious attempt will DO
made TO inyeiglc the young ladies into making
time, thus melting competition.
There was unusual activity among tho ship
ping this morning. 1t is said that the George
town tugs brought up an aggregate OF 5000
registered tonnage. Tho arrivals were tho
Charles A. Briggs, Bradford q. French, Oliver
con. The latter three with Ice. They will
Cloar with coal.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
sister Grimes, N1istnke.
Denver Tribuno.Republlcan

OcuNer lrlDunc-hopuDUcnn.
Sister Grimes, after hearing the announce.
ment from tho pulpit OF tho annual camp.
meeting, at once determined to go.
"Ef the weather parmits," said she to her
wiilin', I shall go an stay through tho
meetin'."
Accordingly tho ancient hair trunk was
packed and Sister Grimes got out. The first
few miles were uneventful, and were passed In
counting the telegraph poles and muslng upon
the INFINITE. suddenly O change came over
the spirit OF her dreams. She sat upright with
startled expression, which soon changed to
one OF Indignation. Suddenly she faced about
and, addressing mild looking man with
white necktie who sat behind her, inquired In
"what do you mean by insulting me In this
manner?"
''Indeed, madam"
know you did It and YOU needn't deny It, you
sanctimonious old hypocrit."
"Pray excuse me, madam, but"
VI won't excuse you, you reprobate."
"what is the matter, madam" inquired the
conductor, who was attracted by Miss Grimes
indignant tones.
"Why, this old sinner has been insulting
"what has he done, madam"
"Ho has.well, he has been pinching my
"Madam," said the solemn-looking man,
"what O monstrou5 fabrication"
suppose you arise for moment" sug-
gested tho conductor.
"There, he's Just done II again." screamed
Sister Grimes.
"Blees my SOUL" calculated the accused.
Sister Grimes leaped from her seat to the
aisle, with IRE In her eye, and the conductor
pulled from beneath the seat q large bag, from
hole In which protruded the head OF large
game cock, giaring nercely about and lunging
with his powerful beak at whatever lay near.
MADAM" said the solemn. looking man,
"you see IL was your own wretched bird that
has done tho mischief You have accused an
innocent man OF heinous ofrense, while you,
YOur6elf. arc attand n
light. Thus is 1t that Satan betrays his fol.
lowers"
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

DRIsCOLL.-OuS September 10, 1884, at 1 80
q. M, Bessie Teresa, youngest daughter of
Daniel A. and Mary Drlscoll, aged 20 months
and z days.
HINEs.-At his home, in Van Vert, Ohio,
Friday, September IL, 1884, DR.. Philip j,
Hines, formerly Of this city, In the 10Th year
OF his age.
TRUNDEL.-On Saturday, September 1S,
1854, at the residence OF her brother 1I20
Thirty-nfth street, West Washington, KATE u,
Trundel, daughter Of Lawson and Ann Trun,
del, deceased, aged 80 years.
wATTs.-on Monday, septem Der Is, 1881,
|. A, Eedelin, infant son OF 1. A. and Nellie
Watts, aged months and days.
HILTON Monday, September 10, 1884
Rev. Stephen Prescott Hill, d. D., In the 70th
year Of his age,
HIS friends are invited to attend tho funer nj
services az the First Baptist Church, Thlr-
teenth street, on Wednesday, the I'm instant,
at $3.50 p. m.
baltimore and Boston papers please copy.l
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
GENERAL BANKHEAD's ACCOUNT,
which ne Has Becn Trying TO re-
cover from the Firm OF J. II. SquIer

which ne Has Been Trying 10 re.
cover from the Firm of J. II. SquIer
g. Co.
In the suit of General Bankhead (retired)
against ]. II. Squier to recover his pay &C.
count, which he deposited with Squior's
bank on the Cd of June last, Colonel II. II.
Jackson to-day filed with tho Court o vol
luminous mass oftestimony taken by Exam
iner John A. Clarke.
1t will BIO remembered that General
Bankhead's suit is based upon the fact that
he deposited his pay accounts for June,
payable June &c. 1884, with view of hav-
ing the amount thereof credited to him
that he might draw against it. Tho bank
failed early in Juno and before General
Bankhead drew against his pay account,
and for that reason he demands tho return
of the account as tho Paymaster- General of
the Army has refused to pay him his sal
airy for June.
The testimony of Mr.. Jay B. Smith, for
merly clerk to Mr.. Squier, and now clerk
to Receiver jesse b. Wilson, shows that
General Bankhead did not draw single
dollar against his pay account. Mr.. Smiths
evidence showed that the bank charged the
modest sum Of 3 pcr cent. per month, or 80
per cent. per year to discount the pay ac-
counts Of army and navy officers. Witness
Smith did not know the name Of any men,
ber Of the firm of j. II. Squier & Co., OK
cept Mr.. Squier himself When asked what
security had Squier G. Co. against the col
lection Of pay accounts by the officers
themselves Mr.. Smith said that tho honor
OF the officer was relied upon.
Wien the question, "Did you ever hear
of any other member of the firm except J..
Fl. Squier?" the witness promptly said ~
decline to answer"
The claim of General Bankhead is being
resisted by tho other creditors of the bank,
who want his pay account to be punched
with the other claims and put in with tho
assets of the concern.
General Bankhead very naturally takes q
different view of tho matter and wants all
that is due him. If his account goes with
the other assets no will have to take spot
luck" with the rest of the victims.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
Baltimore a. Ohio Railroad Com
pauy-OctOber EiectiOnH.F

Tho Baltimore Ohio Rallroad have com.
pleted arrangements for tho sRiffng OF round
trip tickets TO voters at ono highest unlimited
fare, tickets TO be good iee'thirty days from
date OF issue.
TO voters and thelypYamilies who consult
their own interests md desire to travel with
comfort and east, sffis hardly necessary to say
tenn affords Advantages that cannot be found
Trains t1bll points in the West leave daily
at 3i0h& M, 1915 n. IN. and 1910 p, M,
with. eNeping cars to destination.
Whimore ohio Railroad oflices q 10 and
I10l Pennsylvania avenue, and depot, corner
New Jersey avenue and street northwest.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

A girl never laughs at anything whom alone,
but she does large amount of grlnning whom
Rdl
"Mal why is that darby equivalent to a co.
nundrum 2" "Pm sureI don't know, my
SON." "Because he's a-nig-ma. SEQ 9"- ROq-
keTS Gazette.
Old man Pettgrew, OF Austin, is very precise
In his statements, ana Is also q strict con
structlonist. ono morning n neighbor ru8hed
In ON Pettigrew while the latter was eating his
breakfast and exclaimed excitedlyi "YOur
house is on tire." "Sir p "YOur house "a
burning up" "You are wrong, SIR" "wrong?"
it."-Ie1dS SUtngS.
The State In which most political work 10
done-The state OF intoxlcation.-Puck
, Young farmer-"Are you fond OF boasts, Mfs,f
Gusherton--"oh, really, Mr.. Pawker. II you
mean this as declaration, yQu,Aiuet speak TO
mamma" .sefff
PROFESSOR FTYfgN invites attention 20
The subloesa jsuYht p his night school.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

"Why, spokeshaver, how brown you look >"
exclaimed Higgins, meeting his friend. "Just
back from your summer vacation 2"
"No."
"In from the mountains ?"
'No."
"pown to the seashore, heyP"
mo"
"No? Why, whore have you been2"
saint been no place."
"You ain't2 What Drowned you up so?'s
SIN In brown study whom to vote for."
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
Satisfied with Half.
Wall Street Daily News.

There Is an old canal down IN Indiana whose
stock for the last ten years has had neither
quotation nor buyers. Tho other day boat
passed over II for the first time in two years,
bearing the president ana other oflcials.
There was great excitement along the ditch,
and at one point an explanation was de-
manded.
swell, this means that the canal company is
about TO issue new stock to the amount OF
100000" replied the president.
"You don't say! And what for?"
ITO raise money"
"But you can't sell the whole issue for over
a thousand dollars"
"Don't expect TO, my friend, Well be salts.
fled with 5000" replied the great flnanoier as
the boat moved on through the mud.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
Curiosities on Cuffs.


11'FK'fE'ffe
There are quite a number of peculiarities
connected with Guns. We have one customer,
a clerk In the Third National Bank, who 10 In
tho habit OF figuring on his cuffs. Sometimes
he uses an analine pencil, and 1t takes good
deal OF work 20 get the marks out. Then he
has habit OF always turning his cufrs aud
marking up the other ends, 80 that by the
time they reach the laundry they look more
likp two dirty kilograms than anything else
Quite number OF reporters have the same
hsbit, and found the text and the leading
outlines OF minister's sermon upon pair on
Wednesday morning.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

Fort DODGE, IOWA, Sept. 16.-About two
oclo OK yesterday masked man entered tho
mousse OF Wm Jennison, the school treasurer
OF Warrington Township, demanding money.
He told Mrs. Jennison TO deliver tho money to
MIN or no would take her life. She started TO
get n revolver ana he fred 3S.calIbre pail
into her heart. Her daughter, who ia 10 or
villain, but missed him. A large armed party
started In pursuit. Four suspected men were
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
The Iceman's Joke.

The Photographer was Illuminating IN his
sanctum whom the iceman entered.
why is 1t that you are always making Jokes
about our businessT asked the iceman,
"Oh, because 1t seems to be understood that
you charge excessive prices. But, really,
there's no malice in our writing"
~ am aware OF that" said the iceman; ''and
I'm sure don't mind II. In fact, I'm rather
fond OF Jokes, and, by the way, L ye got a good
Joke for you today"
"Indeed," said the paragrapher, as he pre-
pared to sharpen his pencil "what is it2"
ut is," said the iceman, as he laid a
paper on the paragrapher's desk, "lt Is tho
bill for your last summers ice."
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
The Charge Against Il. Humphrey
brooks Dismissed.

This afternoon in the Police Court, the
charge of obtaining money under false pre-
lenses against Mr.. Il. Humphrey Brooks in
selling the Washington Times, was dis
missed. The allegation was that he sold
the paper without the authority of the
other persons who were partners in tho
management of the paper, and who were
not consulted about the GALE. The Court
held that there was no larceny in the case.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
They Want the Asphalt.

A large delegation of citizens waited on
the District Commissioners to-day and ad-
vocated the removal of the Objectionable
cobble-stone pavement on @, between Four
and a-half and Seventh streets, and its re-
placement with an asphalt pavement.
Ceonger, Luther Martin, Peter Dubant, Mr..
Charlton and others.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
A Voyage That Made No Mlshap.

An incident OF tho advance by General But
Ter with the Eighth Massachusetts Regiment
to Washington, In 1861, was tho obtaining OF
pilot for tho boat which was 10 convey the
troops from Havre-deGrace to Annapolis. Not
a volunteer could BIO secured but a compe-
tent man was found, and TO him Butler said I:
VI understand you are an expert pilot In this
bay You Will steer us TO Annapolis. If you
run us ashore, we shall run you up" The
voyage had no mishap. rs8l-
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
Guarding Auninst Daurer.

"say, Jim, what'er you dom these days?"
"Mef I'm workin' on the sectlonl"
"Whatl Diggin'?'
"Yep."
,I'll tell you where you can make million
dollars"
aDon't want to mako million dollars"
"Don't?"
''No, don't"
"whyY
"waal, OF j should mako a million dollars
I'd want to keep coach, wouldn't II"
"Of COURSE"
IAN coachmanf'
"Certnly."
IAN mebby my darter,d fall In love tn my
coachmaD, mightn't shef'
"P'raps."
"Waal, dye think want to be disgraced by
having darter o. mino marry O coachman?"
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

SIS there any game hereaboutY asked q
wandering huntsman OF native Kentuckian.
'Game, well should remark. Up on the
hill thar you Will ind good game of poker,
an down In the hollow thar you can stumble
onter game OF seyen;up. Let me put you
onter snap, stranger"
"No, thank you, I'm looking for other game
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
lie Knew How 40 Test II.

"Im not very familiar with American
money" said Montreal banker, Ubut this bill
doesn't look right" al guess it's genulne,"
me deposltor remarked. "If Il isn't, l know
Where got IT," ut may be all right, but am
not sure, Here, John," he saId, turning 10 ina
messenger boy, "run into some hotel or liquor
cashier II II is genuine "
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
A Question OF Locks.

The committee appointed to decide upon
the respective merits Of tho Yale &
Towne and the Scoville Postofice lock-
boxes heard the arguments of the represen-
tatives Of those companies to-day One of
the principal questions was as to the So
curity ofthe boxes, and tests were made Of
their comparative strength with jimmies.
No decision was arrived at. a
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
no More Nonsense.

81, Johnsbury Index.
We arc going to receive some cash on sub
Bcri ptlons before long, or some one Is going to
be run over and hurt. This Is a fact, all OF 1t.
Whoa you come TO the fair next week come
md pay for your paper.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
The Chicngo Markets To.dnv.

CHICAGO, Sept. 16.-wheat opened 4,CI5sc.
higher than last nights closing prices octo-
over fP septomScr 81 OCTOBER SHs 81. OATS sSp
tember %; October, 25A. Lard, 5dlOc.
higher; October, $7.15; November, $40.
Pork nominally unchanged at SIT for septem :
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

CHIcAdo, Sept 10,-Wheat closed qA,dJhc.
higher than the opening ngures-ociober,
757s November, 77Ss. September lie,
ana october Ac. higher; September, So; 90.
toner, Ola. oats higher-september, 26E;
October, 25As. Lard &c. higher-septomber
and October, $l7.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
HowE's BUSINESS SCHOOL, 5l7 7th st.
BOOT AND SHOEMAKER
MARRIED.

HoRSEY-DARLEY.-Se Is, 1884,
by Rev. DR.. Huntley, MIR. Martin Horsey OF
seaford, Del, and Miss Elizabeth Il. barley, OF
Washington, d, o.
Wilmington, Del, papers please copy.1
sON-PARTRIDGE.-At st. Aloysius
Church, September III, 1884, by Rev. Father
Noonan, Mr.. U. W. Thompson to Miss Susie
PARTRIDGE.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
Not a Reliable Policy.
Granllic.

bThpnlCs
NDont you think" she inquired of tho clerk,
shat these shoes are rather large 2"
son, no, Miss" no returned, mot for YOU"
After she bounced out OF the store and tho
proprietor had finished talking 20 him, Il
would have been impossible TO convince him
that honesty IS the best policy.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
PERSONAL POINTS.

Hon. s. j. AUXuR, Marshal for the
State of Kentucky, has been nominated for
Congress In tho Tenth District, Hon. j, ID.
White refusing 10 become "A candidate.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
FREQ ART GkIssy.

Pictures OF eYeTg ID bcrIptIon, frames,
mouldlngs and plehy nov bltles on exhibition
and for sakeatW. IL. Voelhofr's branch store,
All Rasenth street.
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
one Was Posted.


Sun fINnClhtp wasp
An old railroad contractor, who had recently
married young wife, committed fdUU pas at
the dinner table one day at a hotel In Hayer.
hill, Mass, His wife Immediately reprimanded
him, precisely rs she might have corrected a
Child. After dinner friend said 10 hlm
!" ~ think your wife should keep such things
10 cay 10 you In private
The old man said "sho did Just right, Do
you suppose want all these people, ~ stuInk
we are both fOOlsP 4 3 g-rsff9'f'
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16

TO.day's Stock Quotations.

The following observations OF the transac.
tions in the financial market to. day, together
with the opening and closing. quotations, are
furnished by the banking house OF II. ID.
Cooke, IT,, & Co., 1929 + street, Washington,
ID. O.:
The Evening critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1881-1885, 1884-09-16
A Pert ana Pungent Paragraph.

DUHhIO hNpfpHs,
Tho London Times recently printed an edl.
torial seven columna long. II 10 believed that
The French Government VIII go TO sleep read
lag II, and that war will be thus ayerted.