The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-09-04

The Biousss CLAUS
Judss fxsTescs u okis. vho !.
good peis,srsl observer. pr-dscss thai III
H~ysblic.n msioriiy 10 that state vii b
- eat 90 0o 10 October. End that Blsia
.ili ear, IL BY 5000 10 Nsvsnbsr.
Qa.esy ,renLleJ ne Tor tsssty years
siscs 1 started ss,ss Dr. ThsnAs' Flee
ific OIL. have No, had az attack. Th'
osi cur. sass throat Al esos. Mn Lit
cvatad. sisndssb. Mich. Oct ~. 81.
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Yes. s.ii Dssvss mas - his vie
.',n the post SOD hsvs ssss tvs ssis
LV.. 18th rod Il can tell you ",
sni 'hisg You ought 70 see, remarked
The l.is. qussfi, "whss's thsts" "A
dociar
There Is . ssmsa ont 10 niohigsr
vhs has bad sinstssn chiIdres 10 the past
i-sa,y,vo yesrs. sd tie other vones Of
the town have orgasissd m indignatiou
club ui.h the motto: 'Dsvn With msnop'
oIisis"
A svsrn Of bsss adaisistersd .
s.insiss rsbuks 70 train load Of passsn.
gers in The nsishbsrhood Of Chicago tbs
ether day. The trails vent through tbs
swarm aud The swarm vest through The
train.
They nov Oil teeth with electricity.
A woman With tooth fall OF electricity
sad 80 eye fall Of wire will be balmy
subject for . man 70 msst % the top lssd-
ing vhsn he comes homo frsm balancing
the bssks s2An
A ssvsliy is . handbag or sAtchsl
made aot Of alligator but Of elephants
hide. rosgh and unpublished. not hand
aoms. but odd. Elephant sstchsls will
indeed be sew: but the sans could net bs
said Of elephant trunks.
--Gssst:"Who svas this hstelr" Wait.
uE Mr.. Blank AN Dc proprietor. ssh.''
Gusst: "Glsd to hear il. thought from
ysur actions that the walters ovsed tho
hotel" Waiter: "Oh. no. sch. We
don: sws puilin' bat Dc guests"
Spurasss tells an an asiug story Of
the old lady Who started up whsa be.
grlaasos IVES about 70 take her snbrsllar
sIsiaining mo yen doa't. I've Asd that
umhrelIs ,Lirty three ysars. asd ne never
been vet Jet, and you Amt goia y bssis. :"
The silver cup pressntd 10 the Wen
aus CLristisa Temperance Usion by Miss
Frances Willard was given 70 her when
she was shout IL years old BY the Illinois
Agricultural Society ~ prize for the
be.t esssy % THE bellishments Of
Country Home.
The T.xas Siftiags man, who is far
removed from the line Of the circus and
nsasgeris. has fousd ~ easy substitute.
lie ssts niacs pie d bed time. aud sees
ell the animals that catered the ark, and
wakes up II the morning with tho clown
seated on his stomach cracking hi. latest
jokes.
Visitor il Nssiuckr q FOR goedssss'
sake. tell me shs. you Do here il The
~,nter Y" "Oh. W gel on pretty
well. We 60 = bed at sunset ana slsep
nett day ill noon; then W get up and
pray Tor night 10 como. that " may 80 10
bed again,
--"Asthiog is % very bsd abost that"
remarked Sssllovgood, who's be read Of
the sLipurecked mariners who we're with
ont ss,er for eleven days; "hsvsn'tI done
with CUT IL for morsn twice eleven years.
Aud sm | any The worse for its' h~..
the unssinoas opinion Of the hssse that
be Was.
Private Dalzsll has written q poem en-.
titled The Dyisg Soldier" which starts
thusiy; Come asar me. old cemrade.
ana Iisiss; you surely will not listen
long II The old soldier had sufficient
strssgth 10 s,sid club Or crawl away.
W. should tbisk he would pot listen long
er tbAa tes seconds.
IKE story I. Told 81 Walter DAviige,
that III . Washington court roon he had
hard, i,~~u sbls 10 RESTRAIN himself
,iroagb tao honr Il tedisns speech by
An opposing l.sy.s Al last the issy~r
said: Your honor. | have ~ idsA.''
.'Ysar hoaor." broke 10 Dsvidss. 'sivs
him .ri, u hsssas corpus u take Il cut
Of ssl,t.ty coafsensnt"
- Lssdisd, - HES strange II u said
that The rsr,hquste ss esused ny the
Of the crest VI the ssrlb. !
thought IL ws. .cl,i. Boarder No.
Il Lss csa.l" Lasdlsdy -"Bst hoe
can snyiLils 40 shirk snd heavy shrink
NO = Isesrsi.r-"Ess,ly snossL. Even
yo.r rss ssnsss -rialis = little ~isa
cosissw.
---Ds ,.a tas.. G~vrSe. sisA you
~ouli .ss, II hc@e 10 morfas WY
dssii.gs oh. ir-essss tkis cit. rseos .
Isrr,a,!r I'..,klas tramp csme here .hiis
you ~~r~ ass, sd vrAsssA ne 10 give |
him ssas-'Lius u at 80 ! ssd 10 give |
hir "a ts.s sposes cake ~sde Lass Ess
n,isr. SD. 0.srss. y. says bs's soniag |
Lsrk s.,-aofrss odd he cal the cake.
iasi.sx r. .Y-s; ill VI H. Y~s, every
l,s. f'a.s. il.rs ~, ,eas mind 81 rest I
deaf. he all ssver co~s b.sa z
.'Cealdut Jan God re.m ssoush fos
yearalius ibss beach without pushing
II a little 10y cn 90 The dsos r. ssksd a.
lsasa -oh~ J t'aeLss o. ths bsd hey 81
b. hesl II iidst vsSs ssy room Ga
n,ssii. Gas The reply. Il vssst
.tssa~l Il alt" Thea vhy did Jos