Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-01-31
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a shd stout gentleman, with
haavJblack mustache. whose
pest subdued ferocity was
ghteh by . weeks's growth
cosrsytubble upon his chin,
(od um the front platform OF
ourtI tIvenue car recently with
high Ilk hat cooked over his
eyeknd an extremely bad
r prpcting from q corner OF
moul ct . very acute angle.
he 4 rolled downward this
Ilemd Of prepossessing ex-
pr dibursed upon mon and
Igs toHaroun Al Raschid and
car dyer, showing . marked
tialitjor the opinions Of the
ssmahs compared with those
his otsr auditor. From his
IvsrAbn it appeared that his
fssgol WAS that OF q mixer Of
nka : hostslry in Tenth
pnul
Il he car passed through
iou5quare Z brace Of youths
Ver broad brimmsd hats, very
brt ksrcoats and very brilliant
%>| with very thick walking
iskipped lightly over the
under the horses heads
snbvsd onward at that India
bbd lock-step psce which Har-
krd tnivsrsity confers upon her
Sumfi. The bartender laughed
l1o1s laugh as he Razsd after
hem and said to Haroun Al
"Acouple o. them dudes had q
y d fun with me night before
ut. Haw, haw, haw. 1 most
Feal my heart laughin' every
me [ think Of it,"
Th driver having signified an
\olitation to learn the circum-
hncss that afforded the pas
bger 20 much pleasure in retro
potion, the barkeeper consented
relate the tale.
Il Was sittin' down behind the
;" he said, "about 8 o'clock in
evenin'-an' nobody in the
when in comes . couple OF
dudsst dudes / ever see.
~ were about - wide As . bod
and the way they walked
nldn't have broken egg shells.
y Of 'em says:
Paw, Chavley. what'll it be?"
FsGive me some arr an arf. "
De Chawlew 10 mo.
f'l'll take the same" says the
her dude.
f'Arf-snd-arf of wotY 1 axes
Fart ssltzsr an arf sarsapar-
Chswley says.
F'Tke same for me-" pat in the
her dude; san' say, bartender,
says, put . little dash OF
Ager ale into mine. There's
DDhol in ginger ale.' he says to
Iawlsy.
f'You can put some ginger ale
hins, too, bartender" Chaw-
says, big - life.
FsWsll, l fixed the drinks up
! 'em an they poured them
|wn their necks. Thea the 9TH
dude axes me how much.
|ssHalf . dollar . / says.
|'sBy jawv,,' says Chswley, "do
Iu take u for gilliss. bawtend.
r.
NAV" I says. Il take ysr fel
sntlemen. That's the reg'lar
rics for them strong mixed lick
,s, and then for the life of me I
,uldn't help laughin' at 'em.
"He's guyin' us, Horace said
hawley.
"Confound you, bartender,
lid Horace. What dye meani
vs . great mind to clean oui
his place, by jaw.
This almost made me laugh
gain, they was such light
Isights. Why, I'd been afraid
0 touch one Of 'em for fear he'd
ONE apart, and l says kinder
1eek to 'em:
Jaw, come, now, young gen.
|emen You don't want to ruiz
poor man with . family ON hii
'ands BY smashing up his stuff,
"You've insulted US" said Hor
90. ferocious as a bulldog
Blawst you, bawtender, you'v,
nsulted US. II you don't apollo
'ise I'll clean out this place.
"Well," I says to EN-, that,
ust what you will do and
anne out from behind the bar
Horace fell away a ton, but
aver touched him. l only wen
% the door and locked it and pu
he key in my pocket. Then
rot a pail Of water and q scrub
'ing-brash and a mop, and
lays to EN-:
Snow, you fellers said you wa
yoin' to clean this place out, snt
I'm just agoin' to make you d,
I'll"
I'D they do itY' inquired th,
lriver, so much interested tina
he was entirely oblivious of a ia
woman who was frantically way
ing an umbrella and shouting I,
him to stop the car.
"We.l, you jess betcher lif
lhey did it. Do I look like th
kind Of a man what allows dud
to insult him in his own shonpn