The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-04-29

our letter of lsst Sunday We have received
from distant state a letter containing a
defamation of love for one of the branches
mentioned. What must be done with ii ?
We are too bashful to give il to the brown
haired darling. Don't all speak at once.
We will endeavor to conclude our
"BOonville Beauties" next Sunday, though
we are disappointed ia our descriptions
today. Among others who are yet to be
mentioned are: Three on Sixth street,
one on Morgan, one on Main, dainty lit
tie elf ON Vine, two In the western part of
town, aud several others, whose where
abOuts We won't disclose.
"A correspondent of "our esteemed con-
temporary" the Boonville Advertiser,
having nothing original of his own to
write, copies after our article on "The
BoonvilIe Beauties" In very ungen-
erous mood he adds: "Our girls are not
fast, all not given to run after
men, or flirt with every stranger that passes
this way, as the correspondent Of The BAZoO
would have you believe" III the clerK who
wrote the above quotation was In earnest
in attributing any expression OF the kind
to the BAZoo, he most emphatlcally lies.
Our respect for our girls is as deep and SIM
cere as southern sentiment can make it..
Our remarks on flirting were addressed to
some that we knew were guilty, and to say
ali, innocent and guilty, were classed to-
gether, is as unmanly as it is unjust.
The Methodist sociable held at the res
idence Of Mrs. James Nelson last Friday
night, was a complete success liz every par
iicular. As general thing "mites" and
"sociables" are dull, but at this Que there
were nearly two hundred guests, and the
evening was delightfully."- spent. There
were recitatiOns by Mr.. w. j. Mccarthy and
Miss Mamie Gibson, which showed cOnsid-
The music, under Mrs. Lon. V. Stephens
by her Sunday school class, was
a very interesting feature of the evening.
The receipts were SIS. The next mite will
be held at the residence of Mrs. John
Porter, and the young people and members
OF the church are expecting another elegant
evening.
SMALL TALK.
j. J. Dickerson, of the Pilot Grove Mir
ror, is in town.
Mrs. J. f. Watson left this week for
Fort Worth, Texas, where she will make
her home.
"A runaway on Main street resulted in
demOlishing a farmers wagon without
doing any further damage.
Hon. Mike Moran, who visited in
BOonville this week, is an enthusiastic
Msrmaduke man and reports the north
west solid for his fsvoriIe.
We are requested to inquire what was
the matter with John Walz that he hung
SO desperately on to his coat while talking
TO Sedalia girl on Main street recently.
While in BOOnville DR.. Sonneschein
was the special and honored guest of the
L. p c., and that organization feels greatly
gratified at the enthusiastic reception given
him.
Capt. F. p. Bronaugh recently sold a
ranch, the property of Bronaugh Bros, and
situated in Vernon county, for $1,000. Ii
consisted of $50 acres, and was purchased
for 50 80 an acre.
WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
III Frank Swap is really married?
What Fred Dauwalter does across the
street?
How many boys have engaged -
papers?
III Joe Clark wants TO pay fifteen cents
for another BAZoo?
If the troupe that played here Monday
wants another actor?
How many fools think We can mention
every girl in town who has the least claim
10 beauty?
Which young lady Otto Schmidt
blessed the most for pianing the paper on
his coat last Sunday?