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Railroad Lands.

TOWNSHIP %, WEST.
Lot Of section 5 at sl4 30 per acre.
Lot " II 90 90
TOWNSHIP &c, WEST.
Mex of section at $40 10 per acre.
Lot 70 " "a 80 a.
Prices given are for the Eleven Year Plan.
On the Six-Year Plan there Is q discount of 10
per cent. and for Cash there is n discount OF q
per cent.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-01-24
Unimproved Lands.

l5--aO0 acres slough land near town. 2,00e.
Is--AIl lands in this number are sold on four
years. time at prices given one-ffth down,
balance in ], 2, and years, in equal pay
ments, with interest at s per cent, payable
semi annually. per cent. discount Tor
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-01-24
A. ii. FABRIQUE.

OFFICE OF BOARD OF U. S. EXAMINING I
SURGEONS, WICHITA, KANSAS.
To those who are afflicted with imperfect
vision, / cheerfully recommend Professor III.
samuels as competent optician, and be
comes highly recommended by some of the
ablest physicians in the West.
A. IL. FABRIQUE, NJ. ID.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-01-24

OFFICE, upstairs, ju Roys' Block, Corner I
Of Lawrsnoe and Douglas Avenues, J
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LIST OF LETTERS
UNcALLED Fok AT THE Posi-.
OFFICE AT WICHITA.
WICHITA, KAN. January 10, 1884.

WICHITA, KAN, January 10, 1884.
LADIES' LIST.
AndersonNettie 2 AlienEliza
Acknowledgment AlexanderSallie
BottsLibbyE BrownEmma
BalldockGeoW CosterMrsDA
DillMattie DodgeAllie
ElliottLouW FOremacJanc
GarrisonMary HomesMoley
Hudson Amanda HustonJW
Observation-Disclosures HerronNett
HammondMapda HamesEva
HoffmanCarrie JacksonMarpE
KellyJC kennedyJosie
Lane Gisola ewisHattie
LollleAnnic l.awrenceMsggie
LoMeryEila Louisiana
| MayNellie McCoyFlorence
MeansMary oreMapdie
MooreHs M0ssWS
MarpheySarah MitchellSarah
MillerEM MeyerChasMrs
MachonEllen ParkerMrsFW
PerchdOckerDelie SmlthJaneB
SmithChasC SmithAmanda
SpencerPhebe TaylorJP
| WickhamAL WebbEliza
WilliamsA 9
GENTS LIST.
AttimoreG abrielle ArmstrongJno
BroaderEM BoyerHowe
BrinleyJB BryantArthurC
BaileyJW BurrisJE
BurnettJC BlairFrank
Blanchard Brownie
BrownSam BidleSS
BirchGeoW BiekerJoseph
BellJW BellusChas
BaylingerWW ClarkFrank
ClappsrWm CalhoundSylick
CarsonJA CovertJohnJ
CooperJD ConklinPeterD
CooperHenry ClarkRS
ColyerJohn CombertCC
CooleyIsaac CampbellHS
Campbell CampbesDavid
CambellBQ C0leHM
ChadwickArchi Dewing & Hart
DeFieldsDaniel DyerDM
DupryMilton DremenWmB
DayisWB DownesWt
EweDaveC EdwardeJack
EbersonMr FrybargeCH
FosterHH FoutzDongan
FisherChas FergusonF
GreenWm GaskinLouis
GipsonGco GloverAifred
GautHL Gord0nJF
GrowTD GrubbJasS
GreeneyPeter GriffithCB
HendersonMr HumphreySam
HuggJohn HudgpeathSam
HerrelstonBW HeusJohn
HilIFrankJ HillJA
HillEL HillAD
HillFJ HodgsonJno
HoughM Marvin HrrtzellHarryF
HartzeliRA HarringtonEN
HallA HerneigHA
Johnsonwm Joywill
JennerFrank JonesDennis
JordonGene kizerGeO
KlinebeinChas LeachJas
LewisSH LeeR
LoperBF LakeBill
LaddellEW LutherJA
McConnelIJas McDowellAlex
MatterCrerte MarbleAS
MurphyCornelius MillsJas
MarkleConstantine MunsonAS
MurryRob MooreEW
Moore VIM MooreAllenF
MurphyRiley Murphy Oreste
MalloryJH MorrisonWm
MaherJD Maloney Michael
MayhewGeo McGlOchlinJP
McHoneA McMichaelWmJ
Murdoch & Mclean MacyWF
NortonJF NortbropThos
OlrowJohn OlkenFred
RwensRF ParkhurstJeremiah
PotsSammie PettijohnJH
ProttlePherson Popejoy Edward
PetzerJE Perch backerAdam
SavanJH SaDdersGL
SneparOcaran SimmOnsSauesr
ShanaughSC SipePP
SmithHH SmithLF
SmithEA SnyderMat
SkinnersvmB SchlasherChris
StephensTJ SteverWJ
Standardized StarrJW
StonerDS SwanIra
StroupZaeh SaiisberyGeo
TazzellJJ TelerM
ThonerSD TrenballWm
TremblyGeo Tryon
TramorT TroughA
TurrigDS WhustierO
WalkerAL WoodAA
WaltersW WatsonDr
WarnerJE WernerJo
WedgeMarion
To obtain any oithese the applicant mu
call for Advertised Letters" and give Il
date of this list.
II not called for in one month they will
sent to the Dead Letter Office.
Letters are not advertised until theyha,
remained in this Office one week.
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On Monthly Ilstallmsnts.

Fifty lots in Lees addition. For further
information call on Ii. G. Lee at the Occi-
dental Hotel. fit
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INs. Co. OF N. AMERICA, 1881 ,053
LIv. q LON. q GLOBE, "a, 81, POS
PHOENIX, of Hartford, 4,446, 2O8
UNDERWRITERS, of N. Y, 5,l25,957
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-01-24

OFFICE OF BOARD OF ". s. EXAMINING
SURGEONS, WICHITA, Jan. 10, 1884.
Prof. Sdmaels:
DEAR SRI cheerfuliy add my name to
the many who have testified to the worth Of
your glasses. The pair l obtained of you
give me great satisfaction. With the glass
es that have heretofore used, 1 have not
been able to read more than half an hour at
time without WEAKNESS to my eyes. Now
can read continuously without pain or
blurring OF vision.
A. II. FABRIQUE.
Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-01-24
Insurance Department.


bosrdra We following
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PROF. SAMUELS!
OPTICIANl
OF QUINCY, ILLINOIS,
Is stopping at present at the
OCCIDENTAL HOTEL,
Having his
ofloe in Room IL and Parlor.

OmC0 IN 6OOm Ii 8uQ E6TlOr.
Prof. Samucls Offers to those that are suf-
fering from weakness and defective sight
bis improved crystal-glass spectacles, supe-
rior to any other in use. They are con-
structed in accordance with the philosophy
Of nature, admirably adapted to the organs
Of sight and perfectly natural to the eye.
The advantages OF these spectaclcs are
First That they can be worn with perfect
ease for any length of time at one sitting.
candle or other artificial light, and comfort
to the spectacle wearer hitherto unknown.
Sccond-It requires professional guidance
even when a good article is offered. Prof.
Samuels not only has the best glasses that
can be found, but carefully examines the
eyes of the patient and gives indispensable
advice as to the proper selection of them.
Third-These glasses are scientifically ad-
justed to every case of defective sight with
unerring accuracy, whether arising from
age, or strain, or premature decay, by Prof.
Samuels, on new and exact principle en-
tirely his own.
Prof. Samuels, to signafize himself from
the host Of prctenders in bis profession Will
submit for inspection copies Of testimonials
Of the most unquestionable respectability
and talent Of America, also number Of
letters from well known people who have
used his glasses.
The use Of any of the following names or
| or
the same would be forgery, an ofiehse
punishable by imprisonment in the States
prison.
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property
nt
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35--l60 acres in Ere township. 500.
36--l6G acres Il miles northwest. $500.
AZ Mex OF q 2S 2w. GOO.
4--net4 of Is Is lw. zoo.
49--se4 of % q Sw. l,0O0.
$3.50 acres miles northwest of Wichita.
l,500.
76--lG0 acres miles southeast.
77--nwis of 3 &c lw. 1850. nei4 Of 26 1w.
1850.
si--l0 acres just north OF city limits. Call at
Office for particulars.
$50 acres Cowskin bottom land miles
west. Call at Office.
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Esnlsl: n popular stock %
s0OOa0
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AETNA. of Hartford, 5 {
GERMAN-AMmICAN, N. T., 1
GERMANIA, of New York,
HARTFORD, of Hartford, 4
HOME, of New York,
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BUNNELL & ROYS.
FARM LOANS,
REAL ESTATE,

Agents for the A., T. & s. F. Railroad Lands.
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WedgeMhrIon I
To obtain any Of these the applicant must |
call for Advertised Letters" and give the |
date OF this list.
II not called for in one month they will be |
sent to the Dead Letter Office.
Letters are not advertised until theyhave |
remained in this Office one week.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
FOR MAN OR BEAST.

Use Hammers Liniment to cure al Sprains,
Bruises, swelling. Cuts, Wounds. Hurts and
Sores, Rheumatism Pains, Neuralgia. Sore
For sale by Stewart 4 banner.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23

of barns aud breeding cattle. and
how 70 milk aud raise calf, and bow
to make butter and cheese and care
tor a dairy, aud say that she not only
looked after the milking, buthelped TO
do it herself. But this essay was the
fullest of positive and practical infor-
nation of any and all besides.
Another strange feature of this con
vention was--hy the way, this con,
yention had several Features --the
fact that these large crowds sat per-
fectly quiet aud attentive through
long speeches aud essays on Subjects
not understood ny all.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23

Brownsville Democrat There are
five drug stores and ten saloons in
Brownsville, and the ,'elixer Of life
can he obtained without restriction at
every point of the compass ON the
square, and as necessary conse.
quence the health Of the community
has improved wonderfully. There
has, however, been heavy decline
in the pencil aud paper trade, and the
practice of some of the physicians has
been considerably curtailed
The Paris (renn.) Inteligencer has
a sad story of railroad discrimination.
1t says: "At Paris and at other sta
tons in Henry county, the freight on
goods to be used ia the county is sixty
cents hundred from Louisville, ana
corresponding price when shipped
from other points in the east hut
whe the same class OF goods are de>
livered here to be hauled and censum.
ed in Galloway and other counties in
Kentucky the charge is about thirty
five cents. Yet the people of this
county have paid S247 600 to heIp-
build the Louisville u Nashville road,
besides thousands and thousands of
dollars bv private subscription, all or
nearly all of which has neen lost.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
KENDALL's SPAWN CURE.

Denver, Colorado, Apr. ed. 1882.
DR. j. b. KENDALL * Co., Gents = -Four
years ago while in the employ of A: p. Per-
ley & Co., DanVeTs. Mass, We had horse
my stay with them. and remained. so for four
years, though we used ey cry remedy we knew
of or could hear of but of no avail. Some
time during the fifth year, tfor / was in their
employ between five and six years., we were
recon- m ended to try Kendsll's SPAWN Cure,
and after using it two months the Horse was
cured. the enlargement having been entirely
removed, and thus bel'eyin g it to be a yalu a
BILE medicine fully recommend il TO all who
nave occasion to usei Respectfully,
p. III. LYON.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE.

Los Angels, Cal, Feb. 26. 'S2.
Messrs. J. B Kendall h Co. :-Having used
your Kendall's Spayis Cure, find it the best
rem ed for the morse that hasever been used on
this coast. / have fine colt that was kicked
last Fall on the point of the shoulder and TOR
ing tw o bottles of your KendalPs SPAWN Cure
he is en.hely cured. / enclose % cents, for
which please send me one Of your Treatises ON
the Horse by mai and o b ige,
q. III. THAYER. P. o., Box, 1907
Price 81, per bottle or six bottles for IS. All
Druggists have il or can get it for you, or il
will be sent to any address on receipt of price
by the propriet0rs. b. j. Kendall 4 Co..
Euosburgh Falls. VT
Sold by all Druggists.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
New Millinery and Dress floods.

Mr.. IL Mrs. O. II Hallstrom have
Just received large aud elegant
stock of the latest styles and most
fashionable Dress Goods. Notions,
Millinery Goods, ere, from New
York and st. Louis. Call and see
for yourselves. Prices to suit the
times They defy competition.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
InSOiUent Notice.

II ING this day sugEested theinsclvsncy
the Clerk of the County Court Of Gibson Coun-
ty, all rarties having claims against said es-
t. te, are hereby notifei, to file them with
said Clerk, duly authenticated. on OF before
the first day Of May. 1884, or the same will be
barred. Ibis Nov. 9th, 1883.
q. W. RoBlssoE. Admir-.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
A Little Disligured, but Still in the
Ring,

K. G. Adams ~ 20. have straight
ened up their goods since the fire,
and are now ready Tor business again.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23
Music Books.
Peters Burrowe's Primers for sale
at this Office, at city prices.
DYSPEPSIA and INDIGESTION.

These affections are troublesome, make you
mis- rable, and are easily and permanently
cured by DR. Duncan's Liver and Kidney Ned
icine. Sold by Stewart 4 Banner
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-02-23

A. j. Fields executor of Richard Fields
dec d vs. John n. Fields, ais.

A. }. Fields executor Of Richard Fields,
dec dvs John II. Fields, ct ais.
IL appearing from the bill filed in this cause.
which is sworn to. that defendants NJ T.. Ket.
ton, Jerome Hamley and wife. NJ. j HamIey;
Smitu shelby and wife. Mandy Shelby: Jackie
Adcoek; w. w Hicks, John Hicks: James
Long and wife, y. NJ, Long; John Mathis and
wife, VI. j. athis; ---- Evans. whose given
name is unkn .wn tn complainant: Richard
harrington and wife, 3. A. Harrington; Elm
Mathis and wilc, V, V. Mathis; n ", Fields
aud John X Fields are b. ION residents of the
state Of Tennessee. So that the culinary process
of law cannot be served upon them. II is there
ore ordered that publication be made H. the
Milan ENchange, newspaper published IN
the town ct Milan. Gibson county Tenn. for
four coz secutivc weeks. comm ing said de-
PENDANTS To appear at the court room in the
town IF Humboldt. reny . On or before the
End Monday in March next (beiuga Rule day
Of this Honorable Court an. Plead, answe
o. demur to Compliments bill ur the same
VIII be taken for confessed and got for hearing
eX parte a. to them. This Feb. 2d. 1891
Y. j. WILL ,MS, {. 4 NJ.
V. J.. W are Sol. for Com plainant.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-07-12
ARGENT and I.

Mr.. Anthony Argent has houses and lands,
Doislrs in silver and gold;
Half the proct eds of a ring on his hands,
Two or three railroads unsoid.
WhateN er He touches is certain to pay,
scarcely from debt can keep clear;
He reckons his income by thousands day,
mine by some hundreds year.
Hes projecting water scheme-owning the
ponds;
He only keeps dividend stocks;
He has several stacks of United States bonds
In a safe with most intricate locks;
And an office-and beautiful ONCE, OF
course
In the very best rart of the street;
He drives down at noon with a 2:4O horse,
ICome down at eight on my feet.
A wife, too-a dainty and delicate dame
Whose diamonds make sunshine seem dim,
And some charming ladies who call, all the
Much less often on her than on him.
He takes them to drive in the country at
times;
Five hundred then goes very soon.
While and my wee wife are counting tne
To compass an odd afternoon.
But whence is this failure? The story ii
At least If the papers speak true;
They have no hesitation to call him tnleI,
And the ring that he manages too.
What matter? He failed once or twice. an
told;
MIXED two or three creditors dry;
But he gilded his failures with 1llgotten golu
And is much more respected than L.
Mr.. Anthony Argent may meet any day
OF men like himself half score;
And /, had time to go out of my way
Like myself, fifty thousand or more;
The difference is between Argent and me,
As many an instance has told,
That honesty silvered is cold to the eye
Compared to dishonesty's gold.
&c. 5. JessLps in Judge.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-07-12
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

Paper bottles are now made on q
large scale in Germany and Austria
A cigarette machine at Durham, n.
c., turns out two hundred smokers q
minute,
"A knitting company at Cohoes.
N. Y, makes from 1000 to 1000 ladies
Jerseys daily.
New tools for cutting purposes
should be rather hard than soft, as the
temper will be reduced by wear. - Troy
Times.
Two cases have been reported to
an English medical society in VIII oh
the electro-magnet has been success
fully used for removing pieces OF iron
from the eye.
La eighteen counties In Central and
Western New York two thousand peo-
pie plant sorghum each year, but eS,
perimentally only, and on q small
SCALE About thirty thousand gallons
| OF sugar are produced.
A new use has been found for saw
dust by employing it, under a recent
patent, as a substitute for sand in house
| plastering. IL is claimed to be cheaper,
| lighter, warmer, more porous, ana py
/ ITS non-conducting qualities causing the
inner surface OF the walls to retain the
heat which sand plastering allows to
escape. - Mechanical NcDs.
Charles +. Ritchel, Of Bridgeport,
Il N. ", who tired to invent tlying-ma-
chine, will get 100000 to perfect the
invention with from the estate OF Max
i we'll, q millionaire brewer at Milwau'
kee. who left S5Oo,O09 for experiments
In aerial navigation, one-tifth Of 1t be
ing specified as for Ritchels machine
Ritchel will begin experiments on
large scale. SID
. -Ilr. johnson once declared: 'sTher'
, Is nothing, j think, in which the powe
Of art is shown as much as in playins
: on the violin" The violin, although
seems simple, requires great care In 1t
, construction. Each variety Of woo'
has its variety Of sound The pressur
of the four strings Of the violin Is sal
: to be equal TO about ninety pounds, an
! vet the whole instrument may not weig
: more than two pounds.
"A new method of electrically loca
: ing and TO lowing veins of metal In I'll
! earth has been applied in Massachl
4 setts. In searching for metal veins, Il
q inventor drives two metallic stakes I'M
II the ground at the termini of the field
y be tested. The stakes are connected
II an electric battery and to an alarm.
Il the stakes have not contracted with
"a a metallic substance, the circuit
e through earth only between the pos
u and OF too great resistance to allow q
alarm to act. If, however, they ha'
contra ted with metallic matter, Il
circuit is closed and the alarm acts,
4 ELsc5ficdL ReUieto.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-07-12
HAHNvILLE. LOUISIANA SATURDAY. JULY u, 1884.

We had hardly talked matters over,
and accounted Tor each other through
all these long years of parting, when
we got to the town where Tom lived.
We took carriage; at least Hiram
ahem!-Mr. Grimwood did, and we
drove right to the house "a little nest
in the outlines and got there Just as
Tom and Hattie were sitting down to q
strawberry short-cake big enough for a
do en-. They were laughing and car
rying on like two children, and de-
clare, they were so glad to see me they
nearly devoured me off-hand.
"Oh, Tom, Tom" l walled, "hercs
your old aunt. who didn't know enough
when the Lord rained common sense to
hoist her umbrella-Tom, the moneys
gone"
stNever mind the money" cried
Tom. "Money fool to this! Give us
another hug, old girl Say, auntie, sup
pose you introduce your pair
That wicked boy! But had forgotten
all about having company.
'Its an old friend, = 1 said, blushing
like goose; ''Mr. Grimwood, Tom"
''Oh, Uncle Hiram said the wretch
1--WE heard of goa all my life. You're
right welcome here" and he pincheo
my poor arm till the tears came.
1 postponed telling about the robbery
until we had eaten supper, but | haC
hardly said the first word, when Hiram
took out my watch and purse and lai(
them in my lap.
"Why, then, Hiram, you-you az,
the robber!" was the next smart spe2cl
/ made.
mot quite, ma'am," said Hiram
and he didn't seem bit vexed. g
said few words to that sweet child
and she quietly handed me your prop
erty. I'd been watching her all tn
time, and she knew it. Now, Ton
your aunt is not fit to travel alone,
l shep ("
"Of course she isn't" said that mis-
chievous Tom. "She needs some on
a to keep her from throwing her none
away. By the way, aunty, my lit
|, spec has turned out all right. 70
z shall have that money for -weddin
e settlement if you're good.
4 And you'll be married right hel
II with u.s.. said Hattie, giving me Tom
L baby to kiss.
"Me first" said Hiram, ducking b
n head
d "No fools like old FOOLS" said
(, Don't muss my collar, Hiram"
n "Bless you, my children, said Tol
but the tears shone in his bright ey
a. and his voice trembled.
n And we were blessed.-Mrs. n.
w Ragne, in Detroit Free Press.
c
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1884-07-12
pITH AND POINT.

If married couple avoid the first
quarrel they will never have secona'
--LoWet Citizen.
The man who pr,des himself on
always speaking his mind Is tho first
one to kick when he finds anybody else
exercising the same privilege. Detroit
Free Press.
A woman always carries her purse
in her hand, so that other women wi
see IL man carries his in bis inside
pocket, so that his wife won't see It,,
The young women who bites her
fincer-nails and kisses her pug dog on
the nose would fall in stony faint at
seeing her father nip piece off the
butter lump with his own knile.-
Chicago Tribune.
-.'Have you heard Of the Valley Of
| Babylahdpp asks Ella Wheeler. Yes,
we have, Ella; but what we are par
tieularly anxious to know Is whether
there is path that goes around 1t any
| whereof Burlington Free Press.
DE easiest touch O. de baby 3
fingers ain ez soft OF natur Nobody,
| makes no difference how genie, ken
shove de ten'er cotton sprout in de dirt
j without mashin' 1t. but natur can shove
it through hard clod. Arkansas
7YnvtLer.
+, A worthy old lady offers the fol
lowing advice to girls: whenever q
fellow pops the question, don't blush
and stare ut your foot. just throw
your arms around his neck, look hin
full in the face, and commence to tall
about the furniture"
-Lillian-What q queer title for
book, ma! Ma-What tltlep Lillian
: "Not Like Other Girls. Malt j
rather odd. Is 1t a noyelp Lillian
Yes. wonder what the heroine cal
. 80 IL she Is not '1ike other girlspn MI
Il don't know, unless she goes int
! the kitchen and helps her mother in
, stead of staying In the parlor to rea
! novels. Philadelphia CAL.
4 --"And so now they're engaged
4 Wen, Jessie. to think Of you, with you
j. beauty and accom- lishments, and YOU
!. lovely voice, being cut out by such q
" ignorant little fright as that Magg
n Quicksonp You sang TO him, l SUI
d poseP' '.Yes, mamma, by the hou
i But she made him sing, you know, al
= PLAYED his accompaniment for him.
n "Why, can he sing" mo, MANN
"a but she made him believe he could. J"
q. London Punch.
to 1t was Cass avenue car. TV
It's young lad es we're standing up direct
I'd in front OF a morbidly eccentric m
ee who had not once looked at them or
O. fered them seat. One Of them stepp
fe, on his foot, which had no business to
he there anyhow, and maintained her !
an sition. Then he looked at the oil
IS passengers and asked aloud: ''W
am like character in an old nurs'
rhymep" Nobody answered, thou
av ali were dying to, know. "Becans
M, said the eccentric man he settled b'
'ch 10 his ill-aOtten seat, II have bellies
- my toes, "--DeIroR Free Press