The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1884-09-02
WANTED TO WE'D FRITZ
THE aUANoARr OF A GOTHAM WIDOW
Mrs. seidei ConsuIts the Court as to the
Eipedienoy OF Her Becoming
Mrs. Motcheike--Somo
Sage Advice.
IN. Y. start

ruddy.cheeked, bright.eyed woman,
richly dressed, and having look of aux.
iety on her CHEEKY looking face, rushed
into the august presence OF Police Justice
White in the rombs Court Yesterday. Oc-
casionally she gave glance over her
shoulder TO the young man behind her
The lady looked old enough to be his moth
or. The young mau seemed shy, and held
back as though lie were there under com.
pulsion. With a reasSuring smile the
woman beckonsd him forward as though
to say: "De shudgc, he von't bite YOU"
Then she went u the Police Justice and
said, soto voice: "Shudge, vos like to
sbpeas nit me"
Go ahead, madam. Speak now"
"Vel, Shudge, | keeps NIT mine houses
some poardin' fellers, uni my name is Mrs.
Annie Sie,iel. Mine houSen is init Allen
strecht, No. rs. Dis young mans vo, Won
of mine poarders. Fritz undressing the
scared looking young mani, Fritz, You
joo't come right oop and let the Shuige
see if you vos any goot,"
The court gazed at Fr'z with an air Of
languid interest. Whats the charge"
Deere amt no sharge, shud "a. He vos "A
goot Young mans nm he pays his posrd
Ike shentlemnnS effery times His name
i Motcheike--FrtT Motcheike DON'T it
Fritzw
FRITZ unique bow was suggestive Of
sore back, and he narrowly escaped a dis.
location of the Jaw from sudden contact
with the sharp edge of stiff, stand.up
collar
"What can | do for YOU, FIJI q"
"Notings, shudge; It's me dot vos come
for you shpeak nit" The ladv's face
grew As red rs tomato, and she applied
perlumed blanke'- sheet. size handkerchief
redolent with patchouli to hide her blu shes.
The court then assumed a double.,h,t:lird
air of attention.
"You see, shudge," continued Mrs. SCI.
del, "dot vos woman init a husband
dot vos left me seven years gone ply. He
"os gone to farmany, unit he not so mooct
rs say mine frau I vos g,ing."
"Wheu was thaty"
81 Tell you, Shudge, it vos seven yeas
gone py, unit to M not letter he write
fer since. Swei poonths pack hear a
vomans NIT him vos livn' by Union Hill,
New Yarsey. Since dot time, | near DIV
him not Mt all"
"Well:" gu ried the court, sitter heaving
an expansive yawn.
Then Mrs. Seid-l smiled, another whole
sale smile, and with second display of
her patchouli- saturated bed quilt, pro.
ceedei:
you see, shudge, Fritz, my poarder,voa
a goot poy. He says 10 M, ANNIE unit |
say, 'Fos You call Annie, Fritz" unit he
say couple % times. Annie, lofe YOU;
unit say, Fritz, unit thinks lOfe YOU
couple o. times more"
"Perhaps he wants to board for moth
ingr" suggested the court.
dot vos not 1t at all, shudge. Fritz vo,
not Teller init dot kind. He earns Nv
himself Sls every week, und mineselluf hi,
trau Fritz wants himsellut to be-"
"Now, what is it you want, nv good
"Shudge, can not we married get RICH,
away" quer ell Mrs. Seidel, promptly.
Then your husband'- dead" and the
court began to look wearied.
Dat vos vot l don't know mineselluf,
Shudge, If nit F itz marry can de Pen.
Itentiares be put inn"
The Court caught on TO the idea and re.
sponded:
well, yes, You can be prosecu ed. but
don't think anything can be done to Won;
tue best you can do is to advertise tor YOU
husband three or four times, and if he
DON'T reply go ahead and marry. Keep a
a copy OF the paper you advertise in"
Tanks you, Shulge; vot you say vas
So" and Mrs. Seiiel sailed out of CONT
'milingly on the arm Of Fritz, who didn't
seem to jump at the advice the Court had
had given. Mrs. Seidel had evidently