New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-09-16
THE TILE or THE DIK.

Tie Tccnipg Past would seem 20 be nluctod during
tho present campaign the theory that DE- rell stuck
% j., as good O., the truth, ami vice we'll apologize for
is ls gooi as virtue. But then it must DO remembered
that Tine Post professional administrative reiormer
LAWYER: What rs Your occupauouw Witness, I'm
't n ,'i, ls Wine. s dom know. uoiiru. os
iG,t tod ite Won were "A journalist" Witness: so l
-1e foit4 calls ma -lu-her: calls myself % i0lr-
,1. ~ .'Tud. hinder nicer don't yer .ec." law
yer: Thttll do. sir; YOU stand down. Can no
next witae s.'- Boston Transcript
The sort Of reform that Hendricks seems to consider
most necessary thi. year is Storm off the Democratic
ticket Not the sort OF reform proposed for he con-
duoued dog cutting the tail OIL close behind tAe e''
but the other way.
"Tuuc- hive changed" said Old Hys'n. molmt1yi
dimes have CHANGED " Add tD uIr.Dil..'' I.acl
nh, cro,m. and now " Thcy rrcmlre tir n.u."
There WAS Ju awful pause lum- Tyson 1921 'rl "' 'l
tHr counting room Ou his TAP toes, ana 'od 'H' us
salesman ne wa. afraid tAo OH iuan "'s breaking 'P
ta,t- bob Hurlcttc
me R)cGcse, Democrat anil Cdy5nioit has Just become
an cigh-pagc instead Of iour-pago paper and has '-
brltcd the event 10y making several other noteworthy
improvements. 70 is now printed from clear aul hlI-
some typo. hy Bullock lfe-.. TIE pn''cW mt
Cb,opclr AN excellent journal. aud deserve. a' iho
prosperity which has come 10 &C. But why dldut o. boil
down DO. double headed name when 70 about 40
First young lady Why. jennie. you dear iuie ,wcctl
rye nh moi ,ou n % year Where have Aou hceuf'
ro thlcl.O Laura" And dd you Ike % ou thrrci
You married. didn't Won" OH yes pli }o1 40
w. l'i' "Prctty we'll tnoush NOT SO well %, expected
the court only allowed mo $50 amoltn '.uput.'
what -h.uuc!'-. ltt,Ddr- Chronicle and telegraph
Nj Maus Qucsteu Holyoahc of London. ha, written
ID pamphlet in favor of an international language, and
vi,hc, to have conference called 20 decide what lan-
cuage 10 shall be-
Wltha poker player call and q " raise are two
different thngs with fashioulpie crfs! man lAJ "o
nal d Fl
There are not wanting many indications that IN tho
near future staten Island Will ba The most popular ' II
il. he most delightful of NewYork suburbs II f. no
more the home Of malaria ana mosquitoes than many
other placcs which are considered entirely heathul'
and all 1t needs Is good hotels and boarding houses
which it is likely TO have ere long.
Wasn't that funnyl Louisville bank cashier VINO vas
suppo,cd to have cmbeZZlcd $1,000 called Iol AN 'A'
nation OF his books and proved that the uanN N9 -
ahead of him. The officials took OF tueil h, ' ,i
10 l, his salary. but he got mad ana Wiheu OH Oh i'
car, Detroit Free Press.
All deadly weapons are taken away from tho'e WIN
enter the gambling aud drinking places NJ Galveston
Texas and the room in which they are kept neifI al
WAYS looks like a young armory. Texas man cant 30
trusted with any other weepns than his mouth when
he CANDLES and drinks.
OF the three branches Of engineering mechanical t9'y
my. thc hest, The average civil engineer makes H-"V
Der auiuln. the mining $500, ana the mcehal'c"
500 This includes bridge and locomotive cOlstIuc-
tlon. Phllidep h.a Record