Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-01-17
Information in 3 Barber Shop.

Satchei, as he entered a Sixth avenue
establishment. ess -
''Yis, sab. Walk in, sahF' said the
.'CanI getshaved hereP''
''0h, yis, sah2 70 mex, sab. Only
hVe ahead. bss 52h9iuoa
s. ss'i SI1'''J,,S szsdoaa b@
ssShampooed?a lto ? a.1 -
( sob, Wis, Sah.Fari 5stssT
The man walked in, placed his satche1
on the floor and sat down.
/ BARRIERS don't pull teeth to any great
extent nowadays, do theyg' said he.
4 ''Ohs no. sab. = f17E.a
'sBut they used to, you know. They
1 used to pull teeth, cup, lance, leech and
! do other things that hurt almost as badly
as their TazorS do now What are the pre-
vailing styles in whiskers nOw?'i
.'Mufstaash, mutton chops, and de
English split-chin, sab. y
p ssAh,, yes! Doyou ever find the whole
three combined on one faee?' "
tsNevah did bat once, sahIi A young
man 'ployed me to block out de free
styles fur him, so he can hab 'em shade
! off one by one, sab, to see witch o dem
styles he look da bes' in. Wen dey was
| all growed he 'feered to hab any one OBJ
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/ de one wot suit his 'plexion bes'. Dat
/ young man struggle wiz dem w'iskah
fur free mmce, sab, an den he
order em allshabe Off Den he say,
Raise me mufstaash.' I riz him q
mufstaash, sab, an he hab his pictur'
| took. tDen'he want his mufStaaSh took
off. an English split-china riz. Wen
dat was riz he go wiz dat an hav his
pictur' took. Den off come de English
! split-chin, sab, an we grow de mutton
chop. When he gets a likeness o. dat
he put dem free pictur's in a row, an
look at EN- minute. Den he frow
'em on de flo an flop hissef in this
cheer, sab, an holler out, i looks like
de debbil In fem all, I does. Shade 'em
Off An he nevah wo' no w'iskah tall,
sab, after dat, s..4
! ''SoP" said the tall man. ''You use
bay rum, of course?'
''Yis, sab. ~ $500 a
"And hair tonic?"
|. ''Oh, yis, sab, " .,f.
''And the best pomadePH'
''Sart'nly, sab. - '
,.AndA6ut of course YOU have that
on your shelYes--Capulini's Scalpita-
rum?n 5.t.-t .....,.-
.''No, sab. We amt fell to usin' dat
1.s'What!', exclaimed the tall man,
grabbing, his valise, opening itland TAX
ing out a square, black bottle with
gold label. ''Don't use, the greatest
I tonsorifie of the age! Then let me-
- ''Y0ills de mex sah!n said the barber
to the tall man. He glancedinp at the
''o ..5eminettv!'' said he. ..Half past
six! III bet Pm too late to catch Job
sonr' a.f-. HaaE
And the tall man rushed out.--M r
San. ,.... .t.-..s. .s....
How, q Yankee Engineer Cooled Phil.
d 7Bs. e.2A Sheridan Off.
90 In the summer of 1868, or shortly fol-
lowing Bragg's retreat writes the Bos-
ton correspondent of the bingham
Journal, your correspondent received
orders from Washington to go over the
line of the Nashville & Chattanooga
Railroad as far as Bridgeport on the
Tennessee River. The party of recon
noisance consisted of your correspond
sent, Mr.. Nash, a native of Taunton,
, an experienced railroad man, connected
with the United States Military Rail
road service, a conductor and colored
servant on special train, consisting Of
two platform cars and two army
wagons, drawn by, the locomotive Jupi-
! ter, Butterworth, engineer. Sheridan at
that time was located with his division
at Cowan, station just this side of
! the Tantalion tunnel. Our scout had
> informed US that the rebs had thrown
. large boulders down the five shafts of
Il the tunnel. The special train arrived
at Cowan about daybreak. Mr.. Nash,
/ who had charge of the. train, asked your
correspondent if he thought it best to
90 through the tunnel first, or let Major
y Hopkins, who was in charge of the
| engineer corps and had a small ma
chine, 90 In advance. / left the mat
ter entirely with Nash, who was one of
the coolest heads ever saw and a thor
: ough railroad man. In the meantime,
Sheridan with his full staff appeared
! Nash was across the track consulting
with Major Hopkins. Sheridan sent an
: orderly over, requesting the immediate
attendance of Nash. Nash very quietly
: replied: .sTell General Sheridan
!. whenI get through with Major Hopkins
Z I viii attend on him" This message
exasperated Sheridan. He repeated the
I request, changed to an order, three
J. times. With the same cool reply from
Nash. As the messenger was on his
! way for the fourth time, Nash met him
| and stepped up on the bank, when
Sheridan met him with volley Of
oaths. Nash very quietly took his
! briarwood pipe from his mouth, emptied
the bowl, reflled it with killikinick,
rammed it home. took match from his
vest pocket and lit it; as soon, as it be-
gan to draw easy, he turned to General
Sheridan and remarked: II see by the
two stars on your shoulder straps you
are a. Major, General and that you com
na1d the - division Eyes" re-
; piled General Sheridan, fsand Twill let
You know it, repeating his oath.
I ..Wen.'' said Nash, tyou may be Gen
: i eraI commanding the ~ division.
You want, to 90 to the river Well,