Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1884-07-18

VOL. y, No. z.
NEWS COMMENTS.
The Marquis de Mores has gone to
New York.
If KELLY and Butler had been nomi-
mated the ticket would have been certain
of receiving two votes. go
CAMPAIGN poets are "all broke up
irving to find words to rhyme with
Cleveland and Hendricks.
EASTERN watering places are having
poor patronage.-Press. The people
have seen the effects of the water theory
in Iowa. ~1i - ..-
THE St. Paul wholesalers, having made
a tour of southern Minnesota, are re-
spectfully invited to come up and take a
look at northern Dakota.
The Press and Dakotaian says that
<scorn looks finely in the upper Jim val
lev" but does not say whether its eyes
are black, hazel, or soft sky blue.
AN exchange says that soap-bubble
parties are all the rage down east, and it
might add that presidential bubble par
ties have been all the rage in Chicago.
AT, meeting Of the Northern Pacific
directors Tuesday the lands for agricul-
tural purposes were graded, a step which M
permits cattle raisers and ranchmen to
purchase their own territory.
The public schools are now closed and
the schoolmarms have two months to
study over. is the best for them, to
get married and be bossed by man or
remain single and boss the boys.
"UNc1E HENRY" Logan, the colored
messenger Of the registers office IN Wash
ington, who handles more money than
any other man living, earns $72O a year
and lives in $40 a month cottage. :.
"To SHOW the credit of Dakota in
financial circles" says Territorial Treas
urer McVay, ''we have never sold any SIX
per cent. bonds for less than par! Truly
we are favored people in goodly
land.
The Chicago Times in fashion notes"
says: .Skirts grow fuller, and plated
DESIGNS are most frequently seen.'
With the vast amount of unoccupied
land in the country this is truly encour-
aging: -
AUGUSTA, Georgia, taxes commercial
travellers $500 per day while in the city
seeking business. Elk. The boys up this
way would like to get through on that
amount. Beers must be 1.-TWO for
nickel in Augusta.
BUTLER said before the convention
that if nominated he could "beat the
deyil."-Exchange. Ben knows what
he's talking about, but fortunately for
the country neither he nor his satanic
chum is in the field.
GYE, who will have the management
of the New York Metropolitan opera
house next season, is to receive $4,000
weekly. Nine. Albini receives $1,000
nightly. And yet we hear OF hard times
and scarcity Of money. K
THE Pioneer Press says that it has
been finally determined to make Belfeld
the transhipping point for all Black
Hills freight coming over the Northern
Pacific. This is believed to be the
shortest and best route, and the total
distance is 178 miles.
IT certainly would seem that some OF
the existing laws upon the subject OF
food adulteration should be enforced
when it is known that q Mount Mitchell,
N. c., firm ships to New York 300 barrels
a week Of white rock found there to be
used in adulterating sugar. "a
ST.. PAUL DISPATCH: ..Begorra, I've
always been dimmycrat, but I'll vote
for Logan this tonne, Z exclaimed an en-
thusiastic Irishman on the glorious
Fourth. When asked his reason he re-
Piled: .aShure, an the papers sez he
murthers the English, an be the powers
Y Dim down on the English.
53 SEcRETARY TELLER evidently wants
further authority than that Of the su-
preme court 81 the territory as to whether
I. ~ nnt Bismarck is the capital Of Dakota.