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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31


When a board OF eminente physicians and
chemists announced the discovery that by
combining some well-kRown valuable reme'
dies, the most wonderful medicine was pro.
duced, which would cure such wide rangs
of diseases that most all other remedies
could be dispensed With, many were skepti.
cal; but proof of its merits by actual trial
has dispelled all doubt, aud to-day the dis
coverers of that great medicine, Hop Bit
tiers, are honored and blessed by all as benz.
factors. These Biiters are compounded
from. Hops, Bachu, Malt Mandrake aud
Dandelion and ether Oldest, best and most
valuable medicines in the world and con.
tain all the best and most curative proper.
ties OF all otEer medicines, being the great
est Blood Purifier Kidney and Liver Regu-
lator, and life and health restoring agent on
earth. No disease or i'll health can possibly
long exist where these Bitters are used, Sc
varied and perfect are their operations.
TAey give new life and vigor to the aged
and infirm. To all whose employments
cause irregularity OF the bowels or urinary
organs, or who require au Appetizer, Tonic
and mild Stimulant, these BitteTs are in.
valuable, being highly curative tonic and
stimulating, without intoxicating.
No matter what your feelings or symp
toms are, what the disease or Hilment is,
use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until you are
Siths UQt ii y Oll CtAA1 AcSA ua0 VI AnAoCtAbAtf
use the Bitters at once. It may save your
life. Hundreds ave been saved by so do.
ing. 5sa-$ 5)0~gsl will be paid for a case
they Wall NOS cure or help.
Do not suffer yourself or let your friends
suffer, but use and urge them to use HOP
Bjtters.
Remember, Hop Bitters is the purest and
best medicine ever made; the "Invalid's
friend and hope" No person or family
Shout be without them.
II was troubled for many years with Sc
rious Kidney and Liver Complaint Gravel,
ETC.; my blood became thin; was Gull ano
inactive; could hardly crawl aboat, and was
an old worn out man all over and could
get nothing to help nae. until l got HoT
Bitters, and uow / am a bov again. My
blood Is pure, kidneys are all right and
an as active as man OF 80, although l am
s2.-FATHER
For ten years my wife was confined &c
her bed with such a complication of ail'
meats that No doctor could tell what was
the matter or cure her, and / used up
small fortune ia humbug staff. Six months
ago saw e. S. flag with Hop Bitters on
it, andI thoagntl would be fool once
more. and tried il, but my folly proved to
be wisdom, and two bottles cured her, she
is now as we'll and strong as any mans
wife, and it cost me only two dollars.
il. W. potroi, Mich.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
fDown on Dynamite Business.

The Cincinnati Commercial Gszatte pub
lishes an open letter from John Byrne, vice
president of The Irish National league OF
America, to Patrick Ford, editor of the
irish World, taking strong exceptions TO
Ford's cali for an emergency fund.-" to be
subject to bis judgment alone withou, &C
countability, for the purpose of waging
war with England. Mr.. Byrne claims that
such a course as this fund implies would be
regarded by all civilized nations asguerilla
warfare, revolving to the belligerent uses Of
the age and they would be bound from sell
interest to assist England in crushing It
He protests against allowing Ford and
Rossa and that class to fix standard by
which 95 per cent. OF lrishmen and Irlst
nolitics shall be measured. Mr.. ByrnC
closes by saying he believes he can rely on
majority OF the Irish element in America
including the business and professional
classes, to support this declaration.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
To Make GOOD Tea,

Buy good article. Scald the teapot
thoroughly. Put in the tea mot just
shake the top OF the tea-eanister over
the pot) and pour boiling water in it, a
very little more than enough to wet the
leaves; set back for little while where
it will keep hot but not boil. When the
meal is ready fill up with boiling water.
Tea, made in this way has fresh, lively
taste. Tea should always he made OF
fresh water, and not water that has
stood in the tea-kettle and been boiled
over, or stood in woodel pail oyer
night. We think the English breakfast
tea is better for boiling few moments;
also many kinds of cheap tea seem to
be improved by boiling little while,
but never longer than three or four
minutes. Never let tea stand long after
1t is made befor sending to the table.
Never use green tea.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
7.-N1E , -
sarofula

Usually develops in early life and is a Pc
,nliar morbid condition of the system, us
aally affecting the glands, often resulting in
,gellings, enlarged joints, abscesaes, thicS-
sniug of the lips, ENLARGED neOk' sore eyes.
A scrofulous condition is often hereditary
2ut bad diet, too free use of fat meats. bad
air. want Of sunshine and nourishing food
will induce it. Some people ere troubled
with scrofulous swelling Of the glands, and
with ulcers and kernels. which may cause
very little pain; others may have inward
serofula, scrofula OF the lungs. scrofnla OF
the spleen. scrofula of the kidneys and scro'
fula of the bones. BURDoCK Blood BIrTEE'
wiz drive away any case of scrofnls, and no
10 appear In another place, for their seton
on the blood and bowels will carry the d.
aase entirely from the body.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
Prosperous Farmers on High- Priced
Lands.

The following matter is aletter written
to the Kansas Farmer by Edwin Sny.
der, Jefferson County, post office,
Oskaloosa). It contains many good
thoughts, and they are we'll expressed.
Mr.. Snyder says; 81 have lately been
where farm lands are worth 500 per
acre It has put me to thinking when
will farm lands in Kansas be worth that
much? Not, imagine until Kansas
farmers do better than they are now do
ing; not until they learn to keep their
implements under shelter when not in
use, and when in use are more iudicious
and careful of them; not while they
keep inferior stock for breeding pur-
poses, because they are cheaper than
high grades or thoToughbreds. 1t will
not be until we have more home manu-
features and consequently an adequate
marEet for the many perishable and
bulky articles which, by their natures,
are precluded from transportation to
distant markets. We may depend upon
it, our lands will never be enhanced in
value during free trade era, should
such al era unfortunately be inaugu-
rated.
Let us note some of tie conditions of
farming where land is valuable. There
are not many large farms; the rule is
small farms and thorough tillage, and
grass, grass, grassI Every wheat field
Is seeded to timothy with the wheat in
the fall, and clover soWeG on in the
spring. All along the fences, and under
the fepces, and away ont into the road,
clear up to the wagon track, and all
along the brooks, right down to the wa
ter'g edge. is heavy blne grass sod. 1t is
perennial; it has grown right there since
the forests we're cleared away, and it
will continue to while the sun shines
and rain falls. No giant unsightly weeds
hiding the adjacent fields. Not foot of
waste land anywhere. improvements
are Of q substantial nature, made to last.
/ found one Of my friends living in a
house that had been built seventy-five
years. OF course it was old.fashioned;
the windows had 7x9 glass, and other
parts were equally antiQuated; but it
hKd been kept we'll painted and in re-
pair. and was apparently as soand and
comfortable as ever it was. The barn had
been built fiIty-five years, had Just been
newly sided ard rooted and was appar-
entity good for another half century.
visited q venerable man of IS years,
who had neighb0rhood reputation as
AZ economist. noticed ~ sntiouatea
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
The Bad Boy ON Business.

From Peck's Sun.
"What ! You don't tell me your faith
er has failed2" said the grocery man, as
he took down the ledger. "Great heay.
ems, he owes me 81" and the man
groaned.
Eyes, pa says that is the only way he
can make dollar. l don't know any
thing about the business of failing. but as
near as I can get at it, by hearing pa and
his attorney talk about it, there 10 money
in it, if it is worked right, and If was IN
vour place would work an annual fall
llre department into my business. The
way to fail is to get credit for all you can,
and sell for cash, and when you sell the
best things. have somebody that you owe,
a relative or fellow that you got con
fidence in, get on his ear, and get outan
attachment and close you up, or else
make an assignment to q fellow who
stands in with you, and let him offer the
creditors ten cents on the dollar in notes
PAYABLE in six, twelve, and eighteen
months BY the time six months are up,
You can buy the first note for fifty cents
On the dollar, and you can fail again be-
fore the other note comes due. ia says
there is more money in 1t than IN run
ming bank. ana ne Is aWIul aUXlOub 70
have the thing fixed up in time for him
and ma to go to Florida for the winter,
so they can get back in time 10 60 to Sas
ratoga next summer. | asked pa II 1t
was honest to fail when ma had property
enough in her name to pay all debts
and have plenty left, and pa said he and
ma was two different persons. L
thought man and his wife were one.
Well. a fellow learns something every
day, don't he? Say you would be total
failure on general principles, and II
was in your place / would have some
style about me and bust. Ioucan never
aY.ount to anything going along the way
YOU do, and never getting ahead any.
Let me tell pas lawyer that can get
him a job putting you through bank
ruptcy on shares"
sNo. sir, never said the groceryman,
Z have always paid hundred cents on
the dollar. and always will. 1t is true
/ cannot put on much style, not as much
as some | know who have failed, but
can look every body IN the lace and
but say, Hennery, you might tell your
pas lawyer to come in here TINS AFTER
noon, and will have q talk with MIN.
The title of deacon Is derived from de-
carn,is. which was originally given to an
officer OYER 10 soldiers. IN a general
wavx the deacon OF q church IS q sort OF
al yaf ff1ea frtln III
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
ono Moro Colored Cadet.

West Point is to have another colored ca
Diet from South Carolina, Who has just been
designated by Representative Maokey,
Robert Shaw Wilkins OF Grahamville. Beau
tort couaty, the new candidate for military
q scipIine end instruction, is bright mu-
Iatto, about nineteen years old, and is re-
presented as being very intelligent and
apt scholar. he IS graduate OF the Avery
Institute of Charleston, prior to which he
received good common school education
in q public school of Charleston. No COM
petitive examination was held to determine
the Qualifications OF the candidate for tae
military academy, but Mr. Mackey selected
wilkins because he made creditable
showing as a scholar and was well recon-
mended by his teacher.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

cution. Thompson and Nemourgki had a
dispute about the latter allowing horse OF
Thompson's to run away. Afterward
while Thompson was passing along the
road, Nsmourski sprang out upon him
gith a dirk knife. and the assaulted party
shot Nemourski dead with rife. a jury
rendered a verdict of homicide in ssli-de-
Tense, and the shooter was discharged, but
afterward rearrestsd and committed to jail
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
Tenpyson as a nIoney-OIaker.
London Correspondence of the PhiladeI
mia Press

London correspondents OF tnS fnfiadei-
phia Press.
l have heard repeatedly, of late that,
Tennyson would have no means TO sup
port his new rank. He should not find
it difficult. If he be as unsociabIe and
inhospitable as baron as he has been
as plain Alfred Tennyson. his sustain
ment of the title need not be expensive.
The common opinion that he is only too
we'll TODD is erroneous. For literary
man he is very rich. No author IN
America has ever begun to make 50
much money as he. His poetry has
brought him, it IS estimated, eS0. 900 or
$500, 600, at least, aud the sum has been
put as high as gl00, 600 and, eI2a. 600
Being careful, not to say close, mana
ger, he has so invested his earnings as
TO have ssproperty worth at present
R220, 900, or 81, 900, 000 He owns, or did
recently, a house in town. where he
spends very little time; he has Il
beautiful place at FarTingford, Isle ST.
Wight, and another country-seat at AID
worth in Surrey. For q poet he s very
practical, driving very sharp bargains
with his publishers, holding out for the
last shilling.
No banker or broker in Lombardisis
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convicted Of Manslaugter.

on the 2lss inst, the jury at Alexandra,
Douglas county, Mimi, in the case Of 7. r.
Thompson for the murder Of Martin Mem
orr;ska. III the town ct Lesf Valley, on the
foth Of August last returned verdict q
guilty Of mansIaughter in the second de-
free. Thompaon was sentenced 70 I'VE
wears ia the state prison. Irwin appearing
for Thompson; and E. III. Cad OF Hastings
assistiug the county attorney IN the prose
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
T am a non-belieger in Patent Mediein

I am a on-belieger in Patent Medicines,
bat having experienced marked reliet from
Nasal CatarriI ami hoarse ,ess by the use OF
Ely's Cream Balm, can recommend it to
tnose sutfe ing from this lostnsome COM
plant aad to those afflicted with hoarse-
ness or stoppsgs Of the throat so annoying
to singers and clergy men.--Louis q. Phil
lips, 1928 N. Y. Ave, N. W., Washington,
ID. Q. price 30 cents
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Cureei (,Ieraynlen.

Rev. L. s. Cauitau, of Crcleville, Kansas,
says: DR.. Warner, your White Wine of Tar
Syrup has been 10 my family and found TO be
all and even more than you claim Of it. 1t
is a speedy cure for all Throat and Lung dis.
eases.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
A NOVEL.

4 moon, q sky,
a mountain high,
A lane;
Some trees, some grass,
A youth, q lass,
A cane,
A smile, and sIghs,
And dropping eyes,
Alack.
An arm, a wrist
A squeeze in haste:
A smack,
A church, an isle,
Some folks in style,
Aside;
a vow, a band,
a bridegroom, and
A bride,
a tenement,
Top foo cheap rent
Not ell;
Ten childIen gay,
Who love 70 plsy,
And baHl.
New York Mercur
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

Ihave seen remarkable results from use OF
SWitt's Specific on cancer. A young maR
near here has been siil ieted five years with
the most angry looking eating cancer | ever
saw, and was nearly dead. Tne first bottle
made wonderful change, and after five bot
Ties y ere taken, he is nearly or quite well. 1t
is truly wonderful. M. f. CRUMLEY, NJ. D.;
0glethorpe, Ga.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
Thrnmino q IKIny.

An old Greek said that horse, which is
neither hatteger nor courier, throws king
with as little ceremony as he would porter.
Equally impartial is Aliens Igon Tonic Bit
tiers which cures high and low OF all ills
arising from arrangement of the digestive
organs. Allgenuine bsar the signature of j,
p Allen ST. Paul MINI.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

f. w. Thubber, who retired from
BUSINESS in New York. is estimated to
be worth S2,00O,0 900. He began with a
few dollars, and gradually built up a
colossal grocery concern. His age is
fifty-four.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

Are greatly on the increase IN this coun-
try. It is estimated that 100000 die yearly
with ConsumptioIl Many fall victims
through their own imprudence. a better
remedy than Allie IS Lung Balsam for ef-
fecting a perfect cure cannot be found.
Physicians are recommending it.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
IeyeI beaded.

When Fogg was asked regarding the latest
addition to the English language, he said
he would ask his wife. She always had the
last word. His wife said Garboline was
not only the latest but the best.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

Cardinal McClosky's golden jubilee
fnnd. for the erection of a marble pull
nit in the Cathedral in New York,
amounts to $40 600.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
DIV Wife aud Children.

Rev. L. a. Dunlap Of Mount Vernon, say
My children were eli afflicted with cough re-
sulting from Measles, my wife with cough
that has prevented her from sleeping more OIL
less for years, and your White Wine OF Tar
Syrup has cured them all.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

William Black, the novelist, is danger
ously i'll. His physicians have absolutely
forbidden him to do any more work, OF
to discuss literary matters at all for the
present.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

The Detroit Free Press longs for a
Dickens, Scott. Cooper, Thackeray,
Hawthorn, or almost anybody who can
write us good novel.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

"Rough on Rats. " clears ont Rats, Mice. 15c.
Mother Swans Worm Syrup, tasteless. 25c.
Trough on Coughs" Troches. 15e; liquid, SOC
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

The Throat. Browns Bronchial Troeh-
es" act directly on the organs of the voice.
They have an extraordinary effect IN all
disorders of the throat.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

'Buehu-psibs," Great Kidney and Urinary Cure. 81
CROUCH on Corns for Corns Warts, Bunions. ljc
Wells Health Remover cures Dyspepsia, Impotence
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

An emminent physician nrst prescribed
Pisos' cure for consumption.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
Disc ase1 Lungs

London hid 1873 656 births, 80. 578 deaths
and "a 57S MARRIAGES in 1888
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31
Grain hes 81 upward tenaaucy.

Wells May Apple (Liver) Pills. 10c.
"Rough Oh Too.hache, instant relief. 15c.
The Rough on Tooth Powder. elegant. 15c
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

Judge McCrary thinks Mcmillan would
acaapt If he were anDOinted.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

For Dyspepsia. indigestion, Depression Of
Spirits and General bitY, in their yar 3us forms
also as a prevent We against Fever and Ague. and
other Intermittent Feyars. the 'tferro- Phosphor-
atsd Elixir Of SaiIsayss, male by Caswel Hazard
& Co New York ead 50 b. all Druggists, is the
best tonle and for patients recovering from Fever
or other sickness, II has 10 equal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

The glory Of a man is his strength. If you are
weakened down through excessive study or by early
indiseretions. Aliens Brain Food will permanently
restore an lost yigor and strengthen al the muscles
of Brain and Body. 81 /; q for So At druggists, or
bvsrnail from j. H. Alien. 3I5 list Ave. n. Y
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

Northern Pecifia stocks are stilI weak.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-01-31

The title of deacon ls derived from ae-
caRls, which was originally given to an
officer over 10 soldiers. ~ genera
Sp ta tbe deacon OF a church is sort Of
corrs>, al of she ellaIf-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-13

"How long have you been a car dri-
verl' was asked.
Ever since left Grant,"
Ali you served uncer Grant, did
your
a. should smile IL didn't"
(which do you like better, following
Ulysses to victory or car driving?"
!" never followed him to victory, yeu
zee. or perhaps should like that better;
as it Is, prefer my car
"Never followed him TO victoryr' said
the reporter; why, | thought he always
WOMB"
He didn't while | was under him,
and that was the last and hardest battle
that he fought
The scribe was getting anxioas. Here
was man who said he Was under Grant
At his last and hardest tonight battle,
and that he was defeated. Ii was n
rare bit If news, indeed. Taking out
his notebook and pencil, the reporter
asked;
When and where vas this!"
AZ Chicago IN 1850; If you don's be-
lieve me look at this,s said be, opening
his coat and showing a badge.
Then the reporter looked and saw a
bright badge ON which was inscribed
sos"
1t was a base sell. He was rot an old
soldier; he was not even an old car dri-
ver. He vas simply Grant delegate 70
the convention that nominated Garfield,
and. failing to get an Office, be had gone
10 driving ears.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-13

The eight years increase aggregates
1887 persons, or 236 per cent, an aver
age annual increase of 291S per cent.
Commenting upon its fine showing,
the Tribune glowingly says:
Minneapoli, today has $4,000 more in
habitants than any other city b tween
Milwaukee and San Francisco. CON-
nent on such showing is needless. M
similar record has ever been mtis
through successive years by any city on
the American continent. No town has
ever made such prodigious growth,
backed only by natural advantages, the
legitimate demands of trade and the
persistent energy of its people. This
growth has been mainly achieved while
the magnificent country properly tribu
tary tn Minneapolis and lying between
us and the Rocky Mount ms was un
developed. Even now, less than five
per cent of the arabic lands directly
tributary to this center are under Guilt
walton. The empire that looks to Min
neapolis as IFS commercial, financial
and industrial center is only now fairly
opened to occupancy. With its rapid
and complete development. what may
not be reasonably expected for this
city 2 The fast coming years will give
a satisfactory answer.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-13

A PArRIARoH.-Probably there are few
cases in this country where Ave genera
tions OF a family are living at one time.
Rev. A. w. Stewart. of Tacoma, and his
descendants furnish an instance. Mr..
Stewart, who Is 81 years old. and who
still retains his bodily and mental vigor
te surprising degree. ia the father of
Mrs. s. ID. Ruddle, of Olympia; Mrs.
Ruddle Is the mother of Mrs. ID. X.
Bieelow, also of this place, who il the
mother Of two married daughters-Mrs.
Royal, Of Ashland, Oregon, and Mrs.
Bonney, OF Tacoma, who are also motA.
ers, their children being the fifth gener
alton. Mr.. Stewart is lineal descend
ant Of the Scottish kings. He and his
father before him never used tobacco OF
liquor In their lives. which probably ac
counts for his long life and activity
Olympia Transcript.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-13
IMPROVE YOUR POULTRY.
Partnership Notice

yxTEHAvETHIS ASSOCIATED
w with ourselves In the Shoe Bust
ness, Mr.. Geo. j. Turrell. of Albany. Or,
and late with Nolan Brothers. San Fran
cisco. Mr.. Turrell In thorough shoe
man, having had years of experience In
that line. TREEN L. RAYMOND.
II. 8. Thankful for the very liberal pat
ronage extended TO us for the past four
years and soliciting continuance of the
sarne, we are very respectfully yours.
TREEN, RAYMOND & TURRELL.
Seattle. June Is. 1884. jeI9