Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1884-06-05
Humorous and Otherwise.

nOilililhNt IDuNiSis
All the United States Senators but
two wear spectacles.
Guaranteed to cure cold or cough
Acker's celebrated English Remedy.
6m
Slugger Sullivan got on a drunken
spree i'm Toledo last week.
An exchange aptly defines a "duden
to he a 50 cent man in $50 suit of
clothes.
Mr.. Ferdinand Wards motto seems
to have been: Anything to beat
Grant"
Acker's Blood Elixir guaranteed; will
cure all kinds of blood poisoning, in
herited or contracted. 6m
Eighty-two democratic congressman
demand the insertion of a tariff reform
plank in the Chicago platform.
The gallowsed Gribben left q farewell
letter to his young wife, in which he
asked her to remain single for 10 years.
Eruptions, sores, pimples, Rheuma-
tism are but indicators of impure blood.
Acker's Blood Elixir is the remedy.
Sold by j. L. & /. Leist. 6m
A Detroit girl, in order to keep her
lover up to his promise. always intro
duces him as "my intended husband "
Are you miserable through indiges-
ton, sour stomach, or constipation?
Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets we guaran-
tee will relieve you. 6m
Clipped from Canada Presbyterian,
under signature of G. Blackett Robin
son, Propr.: I was cured of oft recur-
ring bilious headaches by Burdock
Blood Bitters.
Lime Stacked with solution of salt
in water and then properly thinned
with skim-milll from which all the
cream has been taken makes perma-
nent whitewash for outdoor work, and,
it is said, renders the wood incombusti-
BILE. 1t is an excellent wash for preserv-
ing wood and for all farm purposes.
as there dude club in this city?'
asked a stranger, entering the editorial
room. "There is" returned the editor,
as he produced a toothpick from his
pocket and laid it on the roll-top desk;
"that's it, and the first dude that shows
his face in this office will be Drained
with it," With deep sigh the stranger
turned and disappeared.
Ben Butler has been nominated for
the Presidency of this great country
The Anti-Monopolists at Chicago the
other day heaped the honor on Ben
But Mr.. Butler will find that although
there are millions of anti-mOnOpOlsts
in the United States, they are nearly all
in the Democratic party. 1t is the only
true anti-monopoly party.
The salaries of the Clergymen of the
various churches in our city range from
$500 to 81 200 per annum. Ewing catch
err for the New York League Nine, re-
Gives S., 200 per season, and Ward, cen
| ter-fielder, like sum. The Boston.
pay their first baseman $3,000 thei
pitcher 50 500, and for other men $1,000
each. Any sensible mans reflection.
will preach a good sermon from thi!
text.
Every grower of seed potatoes says the
New York Tribune, well knows that j
takes from three to five years to fix thu
shape, color and type of any Seeding
and that by careful selection he can al
most produce a potato to order By
taking advantage of the tendency t
improvement we can constantly i'm
prove any variety we choose.
Each of the Congressional candidates
are content with asking no supper
from those counties in which other can
didates reside, and each one expects thu
solid vote of his own county. Hon
w. D. Hill and Mr.. Heller both STATED
to Paulding Democrats that they do no
ask for any support from this county ir
convention, so long as ex-senator Reese
is candidate.-Raulding Democrat.
Democrats may disagree somewhat
upon the tariff question, but they al
agree upon the general proposition tc
turn the rascals out. Similarly, we
suppose that although there are fret
trade Republicans, and protection Re
publicans there is substantial agree
ment that what the Republicans wan
to do is to keep the rascals in.-Pai'
Dealer.
One of the most aggravating things ir
Gne WORTH Is IOT u Hldll 10 PROMISE u
pay you what he owes, and then fail tt
redeem his promise. 1t is no wonder i
was said, "all liars shall have their por
ton in the lake that burneth with thei
fire and brimstone!" They ought to gt
there thousand years before anybody
else, and stay in hades million year,
after everybody else has burned up o.
got out!
In spacious show window. of {
Washington street, Boston, Mass.
clothing house there is horse stall; ir
that stall on exhibition is the celebrated
race horse Judge Fullerton, who ha
made his mile in 1:18. The horse il
valued at 100000, and is for sale, o.
rather he is being disposed of to thu
buyer of clothing who guesses his cor
rect weight. Judge Fullerton is as gen
tie and kind as babe, as he stands in
his stall glancing at the passers-by.
A Lawyers Opinion of Interest to All
J. A. Tawney, ESQ.,, leading attor.