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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16
Mont's Fig.

Some time last June Constable Mont.
Csrnes came into the possession OF pig
it beirg gift from friend. 1t was neiih-
ca handsome nor very fat, being the ex-
IRENE reverse ugly and lean. Besides II
was very small. 10 fact, it was so small
that The constable, to keep it from getting
lost, had to confne il in a mouse trap.
But time works changes in all things
even In pigs. Alter q few weeks the pig
out grew its quarters and hsd to be placed
in pen. Shortly this place, too, became
too small, and the Bismarck sgitator had
70 be removed to pasture In the country.
There it remained unmolested until yester-
day-the day set apart by all
constables for butchering their
winter pork. On visiting the pasture the
constable was Mortified at The enormous
size of the once little, sickly looking porker,
and he declares that il more resembled q
hippopotamus than q hog. With the as
sistance of Deputy Finch and several others,
il was finally killed and dressed on the
ground, il being too large and heavy to
hang mp. After finishing the job the con-
stable returned to town, and put in the bal
ance OF the day figuring with q contractor
to end out the cost Of the construction of q
smoke house, which he intends to build
for the purpose of smoking and curing the
meat. One of the hams OF the hog weighed
1 500 pounds, and il il estimated by Squirs
HaIstead, from this, that the entire hog
dressed, viii weigh at least 5000 pounds
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Maggard Missing.

Mrs. Maggard, the wife of Maggard, the
stone mason residing in East Sedslis, is
in terrible state of agony about her hns-
band whom she believes has deserted her.
Maggard is a pretty hard drinker and
spends the greater portion OF his earnings
for the beverage the Irishman styled "the
life ITSELF" When be comes home minus
money and full of bulge his neighbors say
the kind of cooling and billing done between
him and bis better half is not OF the CHAR
acter generally accredited 10 the budding of
loves young dream. One of these little
family matinees took place at sn early
hour yesterday morning and pster families
disappeared and has not since been heard
from.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

Miss d. E. Thomas has located on
Ohio street, over Gardella's Fruit store, as
sisted by Miss Won Fintel, of st. Louis.
She will be pleased to see her friends and
old customers.
Santa Claus & Anderson, the lowest
price jewellers In existence, 205 Ohio street.
[9-22d & W If.
About one citizen in a hundred had
the snow removed from his sidewalk yester-
day. What of il? did you say. Nothing,
only that proportion of righteous would
have saved Sodom and Gomorrah.
Mrs. Fitzgerald a widow who has
five children to whom she manages TO exc
out bare subsistence by her LABOR In fair
weather was compelled TO apply to the
mayor for help yesterday. 1t was given
her.
For several nights past ard old lady
has made her appearance at the depot and
took up quarters for the night In the wait
ing room. She refuses to tell anyone any.
thing about herself or what she intends to
do. 1t is thought that she is demented.
1T is reported en- effort will be made to
induce the property holders to pave Fifth
street from the court house square to the
K. & T. crossing VITA red ced ar blocks next
spring. Ii is to be hoped the project will
prove successful.
The Young Mems Christian associa.
ton expect to formally open their new hall
on New Years day witty grand public re-
eeptior at which number Of Sedslla's
leading young ladies will participate and
dispense the usual visnds and courtesies OF
the occasion.
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PERSONAL.

&C. A. Pratt, Of Jefferson City, was in
the city yesterday shaking hands with old
friends.
-Emmet King aud Charley Taylor were
west bound passengers on No. yesterday.
Us, Devine, Of Clifton City, Mo-,
called at the BAzoo Office last night. He
will leave for home to-day.
Mrs ]. Q. Cameron, of Topeka, arrived
in tseciiy last night on visi. to her moth
er. Mrs. Patterson, who resides on the north
side
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16
Military Appointments.

The following appointments were made
by Gov. Critteuden yesterday:
A. c. Langdown, csptain L. 0. Weekly.
fut Lieutenant, and F. 8. Moore, lieuten-
ant of company B. second regiment, N. g.
NJ, to rank from December 8, 1884.
James T. Boyd, captain; John G. Wei
ssnd. first lieutenant, and james Z. Doyle,
second lieutenant company c, first regi-
ment. to rank from November Is, 1854.
Also John 81. Williams, FIRST lieutenant,
and Edward J, Joy, second lieutenant,
company B, 6rst regiment, to rank from
January IL, 1884, and Layman u. Hall,
ir,t lieutenant, company D, FIRST regiment,
10 rank from October 6. 1884.
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ELEGANT STYLES IN
SLIPPERS,
MACKEY'S
aos OHIO STREET.
Greatest Variety
Of Styles in Rub
Greatest Variety
Of Styles in Rub
bers in the city
POLICE POINTS.
Yesterday Another Busy Day
for the Peelers-Recorder's
Court.

For several days past the police have
been wasing war upon the gangs OF "pau-
b andlers," Migrants End snesk thieves that
have infested the city for some time, As a
result of their labors during the past two
DAYS, The city Jail has been terribly over
crowded, even he corridor being full. All
Of these couined therein, upon promising
10 leave the city at once, were liberated
last evening and told to "get." Before mid
night, however, the bastile was again full
to OVERLOOKING, most of whom were Migrants
of the lowest type, aud the regular Saiur-
day DRINKS
AN oLD-TIMER.
Henry Williams, colored, a veteran
sneak thief, was again arrested by Marshal
Baroett last evening. He is now an old
man, and has spent the most OF his life be-
hind the bars, having been convicted and
sentenced eight times for grand larceny
He will be prosecuted this time for steal
ing several saws and axes from vsrious
parties residing in the southern part Of the
city.
ASSAULTS.
A contractor named Munger WIS ut the
station, last night, with bad-locking cash
across his face He had a warrant issued
for one Wilson, a stone mason, charging
him with assault. The trouble grew out OF
a misunderstanding between the two over
the payment of bill. Up to late hour
Wilson had not been arrested.
james Duscali, peddler, had difficult
ty with farmer on South Ohio street late
Yesterday afternooH, which resulted in his
getting badly beaten about the face. No
arrests.
PoPIsMEYER PUMMELED.
A 16-year.old boy named Andy Popin-
never, while driving team, had occasion
to pass through an ally between Third and
Fourth streets, in East Sedalis, yesterday,
but finding his way blocked by the wagon
of Louis Sweeuy, butcher, he went to his
store and requested him to have IL removed,
when, Popinmeyer alleges, Sueeny jumped
upon him and gave him beating. Popin
Never visited Mayor Rickman's Office and
svore out q warrant against Sweeney,
which was placed in the hands of Officer
Fifer and Sweeney will have an opportuui-
" to tell his honor all about 1t Monday
morning.
FAD COWBOYS
A couple of cowboys engaged in wordy
war ut the stock pens yesterday afternoon
which eliminated in blows and would
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16
This is BAzOO-Price 10 Considerations for Using, &C.

This is BAZOO-Prce 10 Directions for Using, &C.
This
With
hundreds
the
the breath
the
Political Clubs 6rd the purposes
the produced taking
addition
fairs pleasure Price, 0c, by mail 1lc
Address
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16
For KiIliug His Father.

The preliminary examination OF Joe Ter
rell, for the murder of his father, L. J.
Terrell, rich farmer of Henry county, on
November 1, was held at Bloomington yes
terday. He was held to await the action
of the grand jury, and in default Of $1,000
bail, went to Jail. His brother Andy, who
accompanied him In his flight to Kansas,
w0 released.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

Mr.. Hugh Dufiu, Centralia, Penna..
states that ST. Jacobs Oil, the wonderful
pain reliever, is jus, the thing for rheuma-
tism and he would not be without it in his
house
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

$Get the Best Dyes. The Dis
mond Dyes for family use have no equals.
All popular colors easily dyed fast and
beautiful Only 10 CENTS q packsge at
druggists. Wells, Richardson & Co., Bur.
linetoD,vt. Sample card, so colors, and
book of directions for &c stamp.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

They Are Cleenly and Hlesant.
There IL no other external remedy that
does 40 much good % Benson's Cspcine
Plassers. Is cents.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

An Attempt to Fire the New Court
House
Would fail, so would an attempt to buy
jewelry at less prices than I. 3. Anderson
offers. Don't forget this. 9-22d & W.T..
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

WEATHER REPORT.
Corrected daily for the BAzoo by c. 6.
TAYLOR, Horologist and Optician, No. l0S
Ohio street, for the twenty-four hours end
ing at9 o'clock p. M, December ID, 1884.
TIME. THEIR. BAR. WIND. WEATHER
Z IN. 5s S Ssss Sc Sc Fair Fair.
3 pm. 50 So 9G Sc Fair:
Extre,~es 80 and S00
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-16

A couple of cowboys engaged in . wordy
var at the stock pens yesterday afternoon
Which eliminated in blows and would
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-11-26

Why do you say elegant but homely
house2' Everybody knows that you have
an unwarranted prejudice, but it seems to
me pure spite TO confess and deny the at
Effectiveness of Boston's villas in the same
breath" My dear Critic calmly returned
the Spectator, you utterly misconstrue my
meaning Unfortunately, We have let drop
from our vocabularies beautiful meaning
Of the word homely. There is scarcely .
dearer English word than home. Why
should we make its first defendant, the ad.
jective, q reproach instead of an honor
The first and best meaning of homely is
belonging to home.' II ought to be the
only meaning. That its commonly accept
cd significance should be that of disagree
able plainness is only an illustration of how
evil associations can degrade. The ideal
house should be elegant but homely."--
Christian Uai0a
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PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
BELVIDERE DIVISION.

On and after Oct 10Th, 1884,
Trains for Ne,c York and Philadelphia
Leave Manunka Chunk ESQ, m, 1920 1855 aud
T.00pm.
Leave Belvidere $50 m, 1928, 4.O5 and 7.o5 p m
Leave Phillipsburg 7.2o M, 100, 4.4o and 7.So
Leave Frenchtown 7.5i a m, lao, 5.n and s.o7
pm.
Arrive Lambertyille Sis u m, l.50 and 5I5 y M.
Leave Lambertyille 7o5 and s25 m, 2.io, $50
and SIS p m.
s,45 pm.
Arrive Philadelphia (Kensington) o15 and 1887
Arrive Philadelphia BROAD Street Station) $50
and g.55 m, 800, so and 1888 p m.
Arrive New York, via Trenton. $40 and l0.l
a m, $50, $50, p M, and ~. 05 night.
TraiHs from Philadelphia and Ne,c York
Leave New York, via Trent on. 20 lilo
Leave Philadelphia (Kensington) 7.4o am, 1905
2.i0, 3.l5 and $3.50 p m.
Leave Philadelphia BROAD Street Station) $50
a m, 1901, 800, 400 and $50 M
Leave Trenton $40 N, 1,2o $50, 4.50 and 1855
pm.
Leave Iambertviile for Pennington e4s m. 2.i2
Arrive Pennington 10 20 m, soo and $3.50 M
Leave Frenchtown i0.l4 m. $50, 5.4s and $50
Leave Phillpsburs es2, 1855 m, a.os. e.2s and
Arrive Bclvidere 1ooO 1873 m, 1856 Csc and
1912 pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk 1907, 1880 a M, 34S
200 and i020pm.
Connection Is made at Manunka Chunk with
Delaware, Lackawanna Western Railroad be-
high junction with Lehigh Valley, Lehigh 4 Sus-
auehanna, Morris 4 Essex and New Jersey Central
Railroads. At Lambertvie with Pennington Rail-
road. At Trenton with trains TO and from New
York, Camden, &c.
For further in formation, timetables, which
can be obtained at the ticket offices.
CHAS. Il. PUGH, J II. WOOD,
General Manager. General Passenger Agent.
+. w. JACKSON
Genl Supt U. r. II. Of N. J. Div.
J. A. ANDERSON, Supt. Belyidcre Div
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We are doing a large quantity of

and ask all who want such printing call and samples
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-11-26
tx EN SEYeS
Phos phor ous
TONIC.
What is Thought of This
Medicine by Newark's
Leading Druggists.
a Card from MIR. Mm. mi. ToMnley.

Card from Mr.. VIM. NJ. Townley.
Mr.. VIM. M. Townley, Wholesale Druggist of
Newark, during an interview with one of the firm
of BOLI.ES BROS said
81 regard KINsEY's PHOSPHORUS TONIC as a
most wholesome preparation. / have steady and
constantly increasing sale for the medicine from
the drug trade. never have heard complaint
against The Tonic. know of several remarkable
cures resulting from its use. am eonyersant with
its component parts and their curative value and
there can be no doubt to the intrinsic merit of
the preparation. | consider the price charged per
bottle just one, know the ingredients of KIN
sEYs Tonic to be expensive. You have my per-
mission to publish this statement"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-11-26
A Fatal FIrs, Railroad Ride.


One day last week young man named
Conner, residing in the vicinity Of Union
town, boarded passenger train for the first
time in his life, and perhaps, the last time.
1t was his intention to ride to Burrells
Mills. and when nearing there the brakeman
came to the door and yelled, Burrells
Mills" AS is customary, the train began
to slacken in speed and blow off the steam.
Conner thought that it was time to get off,
and, being ignorant of travelling, rushed to
the door and jumped off, the train still
going at q rapid speed. He hurled himself
into the air, and upon alighting was thrown
a considerable distance. The result of his
Ignorance was seyere' broken limbs and
other injuries, such as to render his re-
covery impossible. - GyeensJttiy Press.
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Mr.. Gerhard Mennen,s Remarks.

Mr. Gerhard Mennen, of 577 Broad street, a WE'LL
known Newark druggist, while conversing with a
representative of B0ILES BROS, said:
"There is no denying the fact that KINsEY's
Tonic lisa medicine o t wonderful merit A num-
Der ofmy customers say that during this oppres-
siye June weather KINsEY's Tonic produces q
magical effect. In speaking of the prices of the
Tonic more than one customer here told me that
they would not be without the medicine If they
had to pay FIVE dollars bottle for it. One gentle
man enthusiastically declared it worth five
hundred dollars bottle. From personal know ledge
| can say that of customers to whom have sold n
bottle OF KIssEY's Tonic many have returned and
purchased more and in every instance declared
that the medicine was having abeneiieial effect up
on them. Yes, you have my permission to publish
what have said.n
The proprietors of KINsEY's Tonic have many
more druggists testimonials of like character. but
not the space in this advertisement to insert them.
Reference by permission is made to Mr.. George W.
Robbins, 92l Broad street; Mr.. |. p Smith, 32i
Bank street; w. II. Stanford, Elm and Mulberry
streets, ETC.. etc.
Why is it that people will trihe with their health
by experimenting with secretly made patent medi-
cines2
NJ. a. 4
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Kinsey's Phosphorus Tonic

The ingredients of which are no secret being
published for all to read. and which medicine,
rather the combination of its ingredients. is the
invention of Mr.. JOHN l.. KINsEY, pharmaceut-
list, who has the confidence and respect of every
physician in Newark "KINsEYs Tonic, retals at
Sib0 per bottle. Each bottle contains Thirty Doses,
and each dose costs five cents. The ingredients
costly but each one Is a specific for certain d.
seases Sickness comes unlimited. How many per-
sons at this time of the year do not feel languid
and heavy? AT no other season is the drowsy dir
illness prevalent. You lack appetite, your sleep
is ftfu You are run down. No particular disease
has manifested ITSELF but the condition of your
system is low and needs toning. Serious eonse-
quences are apt to follow this Summer lassitnde,
which degenerates into debility. At this the
system susceptible TO the beneficial effects
of medicine hence this is the time to fortify your
system against the facilitating effects of Summer
weather by taking
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Wednesday, Nov. %, 1884.

A Mistaken Girl.
Thought she was lovely sight,
As daintily arrayed In white,
With rosy cheeks and glances bright,
That summer day
She played croquet;
Until beneath a shady tree
stopped to rest, which CHANGED to be
Where In the kitchen could see,
That summer day
She played croquet;
And there alone in that hot place
Her mother stood with careworn face,
And lroned gown all frills and lace,
That summer day
She played croquet:
A gown, the very counterpart
OF that she wore with witching art;
And 50 she did not win my heart
That summer day
She played croquet.
-Hdlper's Bdz0T.
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RARE CHANCE FOR A BUsI-
NESS LOCATION.


The lot and stores ON the south
cast corner of Union and Church
Sts., Lambertyille, N. j., are now Of
fered for sale. The lot is % feet
front on Union St. and l02 feet on
Church ST., clear of the street, and
is one of the most eligible and de-
sirable sites for business now in the
market.
The dwelling adjoining will be
sold if so desired. Terms moderate
and possession accommodating.
A Good Brick Dwelling House on
the south side of York street, east of
Main, and contains 6 rooms and OF
tic, all in good repair. Well of good
water and cistern at the door.
No. /. Is a nice three story brick
dwelling house, on Union
ST., between Y ork and Dele
van, containing 8 rooms.
No. A. A large brick dwelling house
with stable, on Bridge ST.,
near the depot. A good
business location, and in
position to grow in value.
No. 5. A brick house with vacant
a lot, with barn, situated on
Washington and Coryell
SITS, very cheap.
No. 6. A large lot on the Delaware
and Raritan Canal, North
of Moore's Spoke Factory.
Lot is ga #. on the canal,
and has three tenement
houses renting for a good
income, and the property
is also approaching in
value.
No. Z. Is a frame dwelling and store
room with a bakery at
tached, situated on Della
ware avenue, one of the
best streets in the city. A
good location for the bak-
ing business, and can be
bought cheap.
Several other desirable properties
now in hand and for sale not includ-
ed in the above list.
Sept. IS, 1882
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Ayers Sarsaparilla.

Since then Mr.. LELAND has recommended
AYERS SARsArARILLA in many similar
cases, and he has never yet heard of its fail
ure to effect radical cure.
Some years ago one of Mr.. LELAND's farm
laborers bruised his leg. Owing 10 the bad
state of his blood, m ugly scrofulous swelling
or lump appeared on the injured limb. Hor-
rible itching Of the skin, with burning and
darting pains through the lump, made life
almost intolerable. The leg became enor-
mously enlarged, and running ulcers formed,
dischargng great quantities of extremely
offensive matter. No treatment was Of any
avail until the man, by Mr.. LELASD's direc-
ton, was supplied with AYER's SARsAPA-
RILLA, which allayed the pain and irritation,
, healed the cores, removed the swelling, aud
completely restored the limb to use.
| Mr.. LELAND has personally used
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ADVERTISER!

The Spring will soon open, and those
who wish to appear as live business men
should advertise in 1.-THE Lambertyille Re-
cord No kind of advertising pays so well
as iudicious and constant newspaper adver-
Using. s
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BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION AND
OTHER STOCKS BOUGHT AND SOLD.
Deeds, Mortgages and other papers soritten
and titles examined.

Persons wishing to buy property will do well to
consult the list given below. and those having any
for sale will find it to their interest 10 have I
catalogued, that attention may be called TO il.
The following properties are now offered for sale
at prices and on forms especially desirable:
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WARREN LELAND,
Largest Hotel Enterprises

of America, says that while a passenger from
New York on board ship going around Cape
Horn, in the early days Of emigration TO Cal
ifornia, he learned that one of the officers Of
the vessel had cured himself, during the yoy-
age. of an obstinate disease by the use of
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Ayers Sarsaparilla

for rheumatism, with entire success and,
after careful observation. declares that, in
his belief, there is no medicine in the world
equal to it for the cure of Liver Disorders,
Gont, the effects of high living, Salt
Iiheum, Sores, Eruptions, and all the
various forms of blood diseases.
We have Mr.. LELAND's permission to invite
all who may desire further evidence in regard
to the extraordinary curative powers Of
AYERS SARsApARILLA to see him person.
ally eithor at his mammoth Ocean Hotel,
Long Branch, or at the popular Leland Hotel,
broadway, 9th and 2sth Streets, New York.
I Mr.. LELAND's extensive knowledge of the
good done by this unequalled eradicator of
blood poisons enables him to give inquirers
much valuable Information.
PREPARED ny
80,
DR.. J.C. Ayer& Co, Lowell, Mass.
kss-
I Sold by ali Druggists; 81, six bottles for So.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1884-11-19
Dissolution Of C0.Partnership.


The co-partnershtp heretofore existing between
Anderson / Green for the purpose Of carrying or
general csrpsntering business. is hereby dis
solved BY mutual consent. Mr.. H. A. Anderson
sncceeds TO the business and will collect ali bills
due to. and pay all debts owing By said arm.
b. A. ANDERSON,
J. R. GREEN.
hereby commend my late partner to al who
may need his services. ]. R. GREEN
HALEY. idaho. Nov. 10, lea.
To all Whom it May Concern
1havs this day sold my entire interest in tho
saloon known ~ the German Beer Hail." HALEY.
to J. R. Green. who will collect al bills owing e.
and pay oil debts duo on account Of the said Ger
man Beer RAIL-
hereby commend the new management Of
Green I VIM to the support Of my friends and
Sho public generally. h. A. ANDERSON.
Haley. Idahe. November 10. 1854.