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The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

"A lady residing Al Berks County,
Pa, has some painful condolences as
soeiateS with the anniversary Of her
birth. On her .krthday two years ago
her sister died. Last year her yosa1g-
est daughter die6 on the same GSte.
This year her eldest daughter died an
the sadly notable AnniveEary.-RAl!G-
deiphiG IreES.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

The following message was sent to
Washington from the postmaster Of
Mutt, New Mexico: ''0ur town has gone
10 the sweet by-and by. Only one fam
fly Left. i respectfully resign my posi-
ton as Postmaster here. Westward the
star of empire takes its course and also
the P. NJ"
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

REPEATED requests have induced the pro-
p-ietors of Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound TO ssnd by mail to various lady
correspondents, large mounted portraits
of Mrs. Pinkham; and now many a house
hold wall is adorned by the familiar, moth
erly face of the Massachusetts woman who
has done so uznch for all womeR-
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

DIR. Cyrus Edison. of the New York
Sanitary Bureau. recently seized 1.009
pounds of spoiled cOeOaauts in the can
dy factory of c. Gardiner, a0d sent
them to the offal dock. Gardxier WAS
going to make the stuff INFO candy
cakes, such as are sold to school chill
dzen for one cent each.-N T. fines.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

B-A thing'of a5eauty. The most brill
liant shades possible, on all fabrics, are
made by the Diamond Dyes. Unequa1ed
for brilliancy and durability. 10c. at drug
gists. Send &c. for 80 Sample Colors.
Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington, VT
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

"A South Carolina man discovered
that chalk mark around barrel of
sugar is sure cure for ants, and is now
mad because the Patent Office refuses
Him a patent Tor il. Washington Sfqr.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

PAPIL1oN Skin Cure is specific cure for
all skin diseases-Salt Rheum. Erysipelas,
Rash, Inflammation, Insect Bites, Inordi-
nate Itching, Ulcers, Cuts, Wounds, Burns
or Scalds, and all Scrofulous Eruptions.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
CHICAGO. Nav 10. 9
FOER-Firnpr


WHEAT-Fair demand; May, e15!@93c; June,
94d95c; July, 95IA Ge6ac; No. spring, 92549
SIC.
CoRN-Active; cash. 561.GIc; May, 561s
Q571zc; June, 51ssd5S5sc; July. 59l4 Goose;
OATs--Firm and higher: cash, 3SG33l4 C; May,
&Is 6l33l+c; July, 37s GS45sc.
RYE-Quiet at 62Iic.
BARLEY-Dull at 1Oc.
PROvIsLONS-Pork. nominally unchanged;
cash, SI7lS6I17.50. Lard-In fair demand; cash
and May, SS.50GS55. Bulk meats, steady;
shoulders, $3.50; short ribs, $s.i5; clear rib,
S9O0.
CArTLE-Earket strong, good light cattle
56l0c higher: exports, $6.40GL6.60; good to
choice shipping, S6.O0G6.40; common to
medium $5.40G5.90; corn fed Texans $3.50
600; grass Texans, S43oG5.00.
SREEP-Marl<et brisk; best grades scarce;
common dull: wooded inferior to fair, 500
$3.50; mediuE to good, 5-5OG6.50; choice to
extra. $62JGI00; shorn sheep, S3.0GG5. 80.
HOGS-Opened steady and closed at 5Gl0c
lower: rough packing, S5.40G5.S0; packing
and shipping, S5.Ss06a0; light, S5.3Oa5y9;
skips, S4.Ooa5O0. There were 1000 unsold.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

JAMES BEEcBER, NJ. D.. of Sigournev, Ia,
says: 81 have been using Cough Balsam,
called DR.. WIN. HALLS BALSAM FOR THE
LUNGS, and in slmost every case have had
entire successo
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

For BRONCHIAL, AsTHMATIc AND PUL-
NoNARY COMPLAINTS, "BrOlcn'S Bronchial
TrOcheS" manifest remarkable curative
properties. Sold ORlg in bO1es. % cts.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

He that takes o wife takes care.-FrGnk-
lin. Yes, he takes care that his wife
doesn't catch him huggging the servant
girl.-Detroit Post.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

WHEN the leaves begin to turn-Wher
the teacher looks up to see who is studying
his lessop.-BostOR Post.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

IT takes a long time for a woman to ge
into the thirtieS, but when she does get
there she stays.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

a CoUNTER-IRRTAST-The woman who
offers ten cents yard for forty-cent goods
-NOrriStoloR Herald.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

PAPILLoN Blood Cure is absolutely vege.
table, a positive cure for diseases OF the
blood and liver. All druggists sell II.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

CIyILrTY is dear to everybody, and ye
it costs nobody anything.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
hANsAS CITY, May 10.



wHEAT-Thesa was a weaker market to
dsy on Change. Cash No. 3 red sold at ssh q
S6sse-the former closing prices: May sold at
S6G&hc: June aEd July were nominal as also
No. 3 red and No.2 soft.
CORN-Falues were lower to-day and the
market weak with 10. mixed eatirely nom
NAL Cash No. . white mixed Waz nominal
and May sold 1T 49s.e.
OATs-No. 9 cash, 5asIc bid. sc asked: May,
ale bid, 32c asked; june no bids nor offerings;
rejected cash. no bids. arc asked.
j. RYE-No bids nor offerings.
PRoDUCE-Butter. choice creamery, 22e. roll,
I5c. Eggs, 101sc per dozen
PRovIsIoNs-Prices are fo- job lots. Car
lots l. lower. Dry salt r1eats--Shoulders, re;
clear sides, 9zc; long clear sides. &c; clear rib
sides, &c. Smoked meats-Shoulde rs. 71xc; lons
clear sides, 9Iic; rib sides, ei.c; clear sides,
exc.
= CATTLE-The market was firm and active.
Shipping steers, $5.4006.o0; butchers steers,
S5.Sd540.
HoGs-The market was active but lower;
prices ranged from Sj.31G5.50.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
THE GENERAL MARKETS.

IL afiicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Rye Water. Druggists sell it &c.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

MRS. E. FORBES, of Potsdam, n. Y,
writes: |" Samaritan NerriHe cured my son
of epilepsy"
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
NEW YORK, May 10.
ELGrR-Dnll

FLEi R-UuII.
WHEAT-Ungraded red, SscGSl.13sl; 80. 8
red, 81 .0S; No. red. Sl.OS5. @Ll2214.
CoRN-Higher; ulgraded, 59Q65c; No. 3. &C
@6Ic; 80. ,, 641s065c.
OATS-Higher; mixed western, 3SG40c:
white, 42sJ4Sc.
BEEvRS-Market quiet and steady; steers,
S5J0G7.l5: bulls, $LSl65.50.
SHEEP-Firm and higher for good and
prime; $l-25G7.O0 for clipped sheep; 5.JO6s7.Og
for comnfVn unshOrn: So 15d1.5o for clipped
yearlings: s. -2JdyS.UO for unshorn.
HOGs-Shsde trmer at S5-@5d5.75.
PRovIsI0SS-Lard steady at SS.75.
RRoDUCE-fsggs stronger at 151s9I6c.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

ONE doesn't nerice that q car window is
anything like an oyster until he uys to
open i..oRockirn6 Courier Gazette
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

TIE prize fighters wife, when axkes
about her husbands business, replies tia
he is employed in a mill.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

REFERRING TO the hot water craze the
Boston Post remarks that some people are
always in not water.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

For cold IN the head, there is nothing
so good as PH6's Remedy for Cltarrh-
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
GsoBERr S. NEWTON, II. D., L. &c. S

We hear occasionally of civil engineers,
but how is it we never hear of civil brake
meH?-OH City Derrick.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

Hsle's Honey % Horehound and Tar
Checks cold and prevents bronchitis.
Pixies toothache drops cure in one minute
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
Regeneration for

Regeneration for
! enfet hled systems,
|, suffering from a gen.
eral want of tone, and
its usual concOmit-
ants. dyspepsia and
nervousnes SIS is
seldom derivable from
the use of o nOurish-
Ing diet and stimuli
OF appetite, unaidcd.
A medicine that will
effectR removal of the
specific obstacle 10 re-
newed health and Wig
or. that is a genuine
corrective. is the real
need. Ii isthe possess
son { ( this grand re-
Gu irem emit which
makes II ostctter s
Stomach Buffers so
effective as an invig-
Grant. Forsalc By all
Druggists aud Dealers
generally.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

WHEN man goes to the hair-dresser's In
warm weather he takes a short cut.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

WHEN was Mrs. Noah like 4 county in
Virginia? When she was rocking Ham.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

BOIIS. Cara uncles and scalds are eliminated
by using Samaritan heruine. All druggists
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

A FLASH of lightning has some striking
characteristics.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

THE man who was ashamed to look his
watch in the face probably got it on tick.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15
PAPILLON CATARRH CURE

Cures all diseases of the nasal organs by insuis-
tion injection by spraying, cleanses the nostrils
and permits natural breathing. IL IS a SPECIFIC
curcfor Cold in the Head, Snuffies, Sneezing Wat
cry Eyes and Pain IN the Head, Bronchial Catarrh,
Acute or Chronic Catarrh. Rose Cold and Hay
Fever, this remedy viii permanently cure, as many
testimonials certify. The application IS soothing,
not irritating. 1t does not smart. Directions IN
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-15

GLASGOW, May Z, NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
rswds are outside of the office of the State
LiNe Steamship Company awaiting the re-
ceptiOn.Of the names of the survivors of the
Sta+e of Florida disaster. The cries and Ia
mentatiOnS of the wives of the crew, 50
many of whom are residents of this city. are
heartrending. The wife of the command.
ing officer of the Inflated steamer is Gaagep
O1sly u fTOn the SHOCK she received.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30
Dinlogue and rableau pol,tlcal.

Good morning, Mr. Hendricks. see
you have nominated Jones for Congress in
your district"
it is, too, Mr.. Smith,"
But-ah!-let me see. Wasn't he charged
with forgery few years ago, and didn't his
friends admit that the charge was true,
with an explanation
"Oh, yes that is true, but Mr.. Jones has
been approved by the people three sc Teral
and different times since then-first as
constable, then as justice of the peace, aud
lastly as keeper of the goose-pound."
Just SO, Mr.. Hendricks, but were the
people aware of his guilt when he ran for
and was elected to the offices you have
named 2"
"No, Mr.. Smith, the fact that he had
perpetrated such crime was never referred
TO publicly when Mr.. Jones was canyassing
for those places
Exactly but now that they are known,
Mr.. Hendricks, will they not very materially
injure his candidacy"
No, indeed, Mr.. Smith. That old aud
exploded slander will not, and ought not
to have any weight with the people. You
know Mr.. Jones has not perpetrated any
iorgeries since VIC nominated him, and that
is all we have right to ask of candidate
you know, Smith"
Then Hendricks and Smith get up a
tableau and blandly smile at each other
while the spectators softly murmur, W.
| don't know about thatW
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

THINGS Democratic are all going TO thun-
der in Louisiana. The Webster Tribune, the
organ Of the Democracy of Webster parish,
in that State, means over the situation as
follows:
1t is useless longer TO disguise tho fact that
great revolution 10 now going on In the
Democratic ranks Of this State. BY tho pres.
ence OF many leading men In our town from
all parts Of the State this week, and through
conversation with them, we get an idea OF what
Is iranspiring In this State. We can say moth
Ing good for our State party. The side that Is
in power keeps up little music, but It Is
without soul and without effect. When people
catch the fever OF revolt 1t becomes conta-
gioue. Let US be Democrats In prin-
ciple, act from principle, vote by principle
and we Will yet find enough good Democrats
In tho State who Will work IN the right way
and save the party in this State.
"Act from principle, ".eh? Does the Tri-
Juno mean with a shotgun attachment A
nigger-killing dispensation, you know.
What need have the State Central Commit
tee to be sloshing around when the State
can be carried by Cleveland by any majority
the National Committee may see proper to
designate?
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30
Medical DeIusIOns.

DR.. Albert Day publishes an article on
medical delusione, giving as q notable In
stance OF these the wonderful cures which
were erected In the New England States dur
Ing the last year OF the past century by what
were known as the Perkins metallic points. II
seems that certain DR.. Perkins, OF Plalnnold,
Conn, made and patented metallic tractors.
one part was composed OF steel and the other
OF some metallic compound. The opera.
tion OF cure consisted In uniting the large
ende,.and then drawing the sharp points over
the diseased parts. Letters are given from
number OF professional mon and prominent
MERCHANTS, tcstifying to the miraculous effect
produced. The lamo walked, the rheumatic
were relieved OF their pains, inllammations OF
oil kinds Immediately subeided, and even
confirmed cases or cancer yielded immedl-
ately under the magical pressure OF tho Per.
kins tractors. The Inventor was not, however,
enabled 10 ward off disease on his own ac.
count, for he died In tho height OF his fame In
1907. His son took out patent for the tract
ors In England. There, too, the success at the
outset was astonishing, and tho younger DR..
Perkins quickly made $4,000.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

says, in brief, that middle-aged mum
cid enough for his blood and his passions
TO have cooled, may deliberately seduce a
young woman of fair fame and good repu-
tation, and then coldly cast her Off on the
cold charities of the world, broken,
worthless, ruined, degraded creature, and
when the crime is brought up against him
as an objection to his becoming the Chief
Magistrate of the Nation, this man Hen
bricks declares 1t should have no weight
with the people-that they should not take
it into the account while making up their
verdict on the claims Of this seducer TO
their support at the polls.
And this atrocious morality is not put
forth by an ignorant, unframed, low-brel
partisan follower, but by leeder-a man
whose mind has been trained for many
years-a leader in his party, aud the candi.
date of that party for the second Office in
the gift of the people. Mr.. Hendricks is as
close and careful word weigher as this
country can produce, and there is no doubt
but that ho conned the words in the above
atrocious sentence over and over again, and
then fixed upon them as just the words
needed to thoroughly vindicatc his chief,
and place him on the high road to victory.
The people will accept them as the bost de-
fense that can be made for Mr.. Cleveland,
and II the result should be disastrous to Mr..
Hendricks, as we'll as to Cleveland, the
former can only blame himself for attempt-
ing to defend a cause that was, and Is,
indefensible. Cleveland is guilty, as
charged, and the attempt to cover up his
case with such atrocious sentiments as those
put forth by his associate on the ticket will
only add to the wrath and indignation oi
an outraged people. Silence would have
been better defense than the one put forth
by Mr., Hendricks.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

Mr.. ]. B. HENDERSON, chairman of the
Democratic State Committee of Indiana, re-
fuses to furnish money from the committees
purse to help the indianapolis Sentinel to
defend itself against Mr.. Blaine's suit for
slander, saying that the Sentinel must fight
its own battles with its own money. This
is the meanest exhibition of partisan in
gratitude that this campaign has produced,
for the Sentinel got into its scrape while act
ing as soldier of the Denocracy-as o
leader of q pioneer corps, as it were, which
corps the Sentinel headed with the direct
intent to destroy the leader of the Republi-
can party, and thus insure the success of
the man from Buffalo. The Sentinel meant
well, Democratically, and the bearer of the
Democratic bag in Indiana should have
opened it wide and permitted the man OF
the Sentinel to have helped himself to
enough Of the contents to hire Democratic
lawyer to defend it in the Blaine aud other
libel cases that may be brought against it
during the progress Of the campaign. Bat
he refuses to do this, and the Sentinel is
tearing its hair out by handfuls, and howl
ing with rage because of this refusal. Mr.
Henderson should be careful-very care
ful-how he treats the Sentinel, or he may
drive it into the support of Blaine and Lo-
gan. Rather than have that occur, how
ever, the Republicans themselves will pay
the sentineps expenses in the Blaine case.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

YOUNG WILLIAM RH1NELANDER, Of
New York, was yesterday adjudged by
physicians not to be insane. Just as soon
as jury can get hold of the case he will be
adjudged not guilty for shooting Lawyer
Drake, who, hired by Rhinelandor's proud
and wealthy family, was trying to cause o
separation between him and his wife.
Rhinelander married poor young lady.
His family has been trying to separate them
by all manner Of means. Had Rhine
lander seduced the young lady they would
have thought nothing the worse of him
for il,
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30
The People Say 10 should Have
Weight.

There is one expression in Mr. Head
ricks' defense of Cleveland that should b,
seriously considered aud ponderei by all
men who wish to sec public and private
morality conserved and honored He says
"Thc Clereland scandal ought not to h1o'
freight NTH the people"
If the people of the Eastern and South
ern States will carefully weigh the above
sentence they will soon learn to know Me-
Hendricks as he is known in Indiana. He
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

AN exchange says that contraband whis-
ky is carried into Virginia camp-meetings
in zinc-lined valises. That suggests an
idea for George William Curtis. Let him
get copper'lned grip sack, fill it up with
corn whisky, and start out to liquor up
the Democratic party-"hungry and thirs-
ty, as you may we'll believe"
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

THAD POUND was once a Congressman,
but now he is not. In other words, he Is
an ex-Pound-er now Of the gospel according
ing to st. Grover. Since he left Congress,
he has made more money looking out for
the interests of the big monopolies of his
State than the people were willing to pay
him for looking out for their interests.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

A GOOD many people who have been in
the habit of attending the Sunday temper
ance meetings would like to know whether
those announced for tomorrow are to be
temperance meetings or st. John and Dan
iel ratification meetings?
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

While attending county fair at Middle
town, Ind, he discovered Appointment Dem.
ccrat trying to climb in over the board fence
when he exclaimed, eyes, that's just like
the Democrats, they are on the outside and
want to steal in" The remark was so ap-
propriate that many Democrats who heard
It had to snicker as much as the Republi-
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

DR.. OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES received
numerous congratulations upon his cele-
bration yesterday of his 10Th birthday.
The greetings came not only from the
United States, but from abroad. They were
well merited. We hope that the 'one-
horse shay" of the "autocrat of the break
fast table" may never to go pieces.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

COLONEL FRANK JAMES is advertised as
the chief attraction at the Moberly, No.,
fair. 1t is announced that he will exhibit
there his celebrated horses "and attend
them the same as any other gentleman" )"
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

THE Virginia Democrats have for the
past few years been saying; Senator Ma,
homo is politically dead" 1t looks very
much as If they could make that remark
with truthfulness after the November
elections.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

IT IS said that Hendricks sent his ac-
ceptance on postal card. Well, that pre-
serves the eternal vorities. You can't ex-
pect man to pay t,ro cents for one cent
nomination. can Yon2.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30
THE CENTURY
FOR SEPTEMBER.
LEA ADING FEATURES
A TRICYCLE. TOUR IN ENGLAND.

A TRICYCLE. TOUR IN ENGLAND.
Fully Illustrated by Joseph Pennell. A reoord
Of u tricycle. journey from Coventry to Chester.
thTough some of the finest scenery in England.
TWO CAPITAL SHORT STORIES.
Pancba; n story OF Monterey, by Thos. A.
Janvier, with frontispiece and other Illustrations
by Mary Hallock Foote-a romantic story Of
Mexican lie; and The Brief Embarrass-
n,ept OF Mr.. IversOn Bi0unt, u Southern
dialect story, by Richard NJ. Johnson, author of
the "Dukesborough Tales" This number also
contains further chapters of novels by Henry
James, george W. Cable and ii. H. Boyesen
THE NEW ASTRONOMY.
/. Spots ON the Sun. BY Professor 8. p. Lang
ley; with over twenty-five illustrations, many OF
them by the author. The first of series of Illus
trated articles summarizing In graphic and un-
technical language the most interesting OF recent
astronomical discoveries
OTHER PAPERS
include: ION the Track of Ulysses" by W. ]. Still
man duly Illustrated by Harry Fem. Legends
OF the Passamaquoddy Indians" by Charles q.
Leland, with drawingo on birch bark by Quad
Indian. "Emile Littre," the great French leNl-
cographcr, with full page portrait. THE Late
tlon," by Edgar Chamberlin. THE Rescue of
Chinese Gordon" with map, by II. IL. Colston,
lately Of the Egyptian Army Poetry, Topics OF
The I ime, Open Letters, etc.
Price, 80 cents n q year. sold everywhere.
THE CENTURY CO New York, N. Y.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

II you want to thoroughly explode q
charge against candidate just prove that
it is true bill, and the explosion follows
at once. See Hendricks letter for further
rnrticnlars
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

NOTICE TO THE PUBLIo.-If the tomb
stones of your dead friends are defaced
don't make fuss about it, but quietly
send the bill to the Dem. National Com
mittee. They'll tumble to your racket at
once.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

Mr.. P. S. HEATH, late of THE EVENING
CRITIC, with his brother, has purchased tho
Times building in Muncie, Ind. 1t is one of
the best pieces OF property in that thriving
little city.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

GENERAL BUTLER is q great boon to tho
pictorial papers. When they run out of
pictures they can throw in any sort of a
and it looks as large as life and twice as
naturol
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

DAN MANNING, Cleveland's righthand
man, has at the head of the editorial col
umns Of his paper what purports to be cor
rect copies OF the tariff planks of the plat
form on which Cleveland stands; but, on
comparing them with the planks really
adopted at Chicago 1t is seen at once that
they are base forgeries. This is certainly
scaly trick-almost equal to petit lar
ceny.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

THOSE Democrats who believe that tho
political scale isso evenly balanced that ono
Pound will count in their favor are labor
ing under a mistake.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

A NEw.FANGLED medical theory is that
persons who sleep in horse stables never
have cholera. Who is to protect the horses
against the danger of such an exposure?
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

"WHY is it that it is the good young mon
who go wrong?" asks an exchange. Be-
cause the bad young mon can't go where
they are already. Ask us something hard.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

jim WOODS is on the stump in Indiana,
knocking the stufiing out Of the Democra.
tic tariff platform.
The Evening critic., 1884-08-30

WHEN Governor Cleveland travels now
adays he takes his physician with him.
Governor Cleveland feels very sick these
days.