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4 Resurrected Pen-Pict,tre'of Senator
L0Jnit as al, orator.

4 Resurrected PEN Pictltre'of Senator
L0ylnft as an Orator.
The New York Post has been skirmishins a
mong the files Of the Tri5sse, and slds is what
it finds 10 begin with, from the issue flanuary
IS. 1873
Pranced there in upon the arena of the great
debate like a trick mule in u circus or a spay-
ined nightmare upon the track of beautiful
drean,-Lo,an. Of Illinois. There was vision
OF mustaches. eyebrows and hair piled on each
other in arches a large brandishins OF arms,
a pose and s;ridulOus war-whoop; and much as
though picture If the Deerheid massacre nHu
steppe1 out from the pages of our early history
LOGAN took the American Senate by It's large
capacious ear. And then he went for his mother
tongue. lie smote il right and Left, mp ana
thish and showed no mercy. Swinging the
great broad-axe of his logic high in air he turned
il ere il fell, and with the hammer side struck
the language of G0OOO OC0 of people fairly IN the
face. and mashed it beyond recognition. Under
his stroke the floor of the American senate was
spattered with the remnants of once proud
vocabulary and messengers, dOorkeepers, ana
pages were covered from head To foot with the
spray. In the fearful two hours which followed
the first roar Of Lis Grafton, all the parts o.
speech wen routed and put to hight; lhefe
wore orphaned adjectiycs and widowed nouns
bachelor verbs driven 10 polygamy, and poly
gamous verbs left lonely; conjunctions as
severed propositions scattered, adNeros
disheveicd and distorted, and -yntaX lung INTO
Wild disorder 1t was great day for Logan
~ lie set his teeth into the language as the un-
tanned tiger OF the jungles takes between ms
month aud pay the wearing apparel ofthe way
farer. and the ripping of il was heard throuSn
all Tie fores; depths. Ii reverberateu 70 inc
other end Ofthc Capitol, and sluggish Reprosen'
tntiyes lifted up their ears and listened to the
roar with terrified awe. Some started for the
scene but upon being told the cause OF the ui:-
turhance in the brief communication, Logan
up.' turned back, with full assurance that they
could hear from that end of the Capitol al that
WA worth hearing So through two hours Lo-
gan swung his beautiful arm over the heads oil
the Senate ike the bOoms OF government DER
rick. while his chin churned the language ike
q rile-driver in heavy sea, and the bailied re-
porters made wild plungcs with thcir pehcilS
10 gather up his regurgitatons for the printer
All Logan is gtea. nan = a statesman
When he throws his intellect into question:
whether it is Of finance or Selt-gOyernment, or
Of sticking 20 the ship something has got 70
come. And you may always know where 10
find him-to wit, where he has always been,
drawing pay from the government IN some ca
pacitv lie lacks only fifteen or twenty things
OF being an orator He has lungs
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