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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-05-17
Pugs Which are PamDered.

s'Have you silver dog collar?" in
quired a fashionably dressed young
lady as she entered Washington street
store. She bore in her arms a black
nosed pug dog of good proportions,
which she deposited carefully on the
floor as though he were in danger of
breaking.
"Would you like collar or har-
ness? Harnesses are very fashionable
and they cannot slip over the head as
collars are apt to do in the case of pug
dogs. You see the neck is as large
around as the head, and it is almost
impossible to keep collar on"
80, that is delightful" exclaimed
the young lady as the straps We're ad-
justed, ''What is the price? Only $2G.
How cheap"
The money was paid and girl and dog
went their way rejoicing.
'Do you have many such customers
as that?" inquired the reporter.
''We have them constantly" was the
reply. 'Frequently we sell collars for
dogs that are not themselves worth half
the price of the collar. We have tif-
teen hundred patterns of dog collars,
but even at that we frequently have
customers who are too fastidious to be
suited from the stock, and we have to
make something to order. The other
day q lady came in and showed a silver
bangle bracelet and wanted a collar
made for her dog just like it. There is
no knowing what a woman will do
when she fairly gets the dog fever
Why, q young woman came in here the
other day Juggling u dog in her arms,
and the animal had around his neck q
collar of satin, ornamented with violets
and primroses, hand-painted. One
woman had bought at least 800 worth
OF dog collars within year past. On
the other hand a sporting man came in
the other day with q fine bird dog,
worth at least $1,000, but his collar was
not worth 81. 1t is the same principle
as q man carrying watch worth $500
with shoe-string for a chain. Collars
are no protection against dog thieves.
They rather increase the liability of
theft, especially when the collar is
worth $50 and the dog twenty cents. :"
"Do you hear many dog stories?"
"Well, 1 should say l did. Every
man and woman who comes in has q
story to tell of the wonderful doings of
his or her dog. OF course | must show
an interest in them all or fall forever in
the estimation OF my customers. -
BOSfO1l GIObe
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1884-05-17
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

"A colored Salvation Army has
been organized in Charlotte, S. G.
"A lady has presented the New
York Presbytery with 500, 900 fol needy
churches.
The largest hall in San Francisco.
built by the Baptists and first occupied
by Rev. Mr.. Kalloch, of that denomina-
ton, has passed to the Spiritualists,
who are very Numerous in that city
Chicago Journal.
DR.. Thomas, in his lecture, evil
There be q New Religion" says that
any religion discovered in the future
would simply be modification of the
faith, creed and forms of the religion
of the present Chicago Inter-
Ocean,
AT the last meeting of the Newark
On. j. Methodist Episcopal Conference,
u committee submitted report pro-
posing that a centennial endowment
fund of 100000, to be known as the
Francis Ashbury Fund, be raised for
educational purposes.-M Y. Erana-
liner.
Statistics show n gain of some 30O,-
900 to the Roman Catholic population
of the United States for the last year.
The number of priests among them is
reported at 6,S35, with seventy bishops
and archbishops. Ecclesiastical semi
naries have decreased by nine.
"A petition, signed by Bishop Clark,
Protestant Episcopal, and Bishop Hen
derson, Roman Catholic, was presented
to the Rhode Island Senate at its recent
session, praying that ali prisoners in
State Prisons be allowed to worship ac-
cOrding to the dictates of their own con-
sciences, but no action was taken.
Yale College has abandoned the
system of marking to determine the
standing of students. Instruction is
given entirely by lectures, and no
quizzing is allowed. There will be no
spying on examination. If the student
wishes to use any unfair means no eff
fort will be made to detect him, nor
will any punishment follow open wrong
doing except the loss of the student
own self-respect and his instructors
confidence. Hartford Post. -.
Philadelphia appears to be fully
reused to the necessity of industrial edu
cation. President Steel, of the Board
OF Education, IN his annual address the
other day said that an industrial school
is now one of the greatest needs of that
city. There should be such school,
he thought, capable of accommodating
1000 students. The work-rooms should
be ample. and provided with machinery
for the manipulation of metal, wood
and textile fabrics. All the sciences
that apply to the manipulation of these
materials into articles of use in our
daily life should be taught in connec-
ton with their immediate practical ap
plication, from the generation Of steam
to the mixing of dyes. "a
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Chicago boasts of lady, now nine
ty-four years old, who used to sit in
George Washington's lap. The more
we hear of George the more we get
shocked.-Ptiladelphia call.
DR.. Bernard Carpenter says 'Man
commits suicide when he pays no atten-
ton to what he eats and drinks. Give
me the charge of q person food, and
will control him morally and physical
y."-Chicago Inter Ocean. e. 4
1t is very funny, but as a general
rule the waiter in a swell restaurant is
about the only person about the prem
ises who doesn't wait for anything. The
man who orders the chop does most of
the waiting. -B0St0n star.
If man wants peace to reign in
the household he should counter before
speaking at times when he feels as if
his clothes don't fit him. And on days
when the kitchen stove doesn't draw he
should count 480.-MiddletoVn Tran
script.
"A sewing machine agentwas recent
ly attacked by fierce catamount near
Milford, Pa. The intrepid agent caught
inc DedSI anu SOU MN lOuF new lna-
chimes and two old ones on the INSTALL
ment plan The catamount was unable
to say no. Chicago Herald.
-'Are YOU having much practice
now?' asked an old JUDGE of a vouno
LAWYER YES. sir, great deal. thank
Won - stAb Pm ola1 to hear II In
:. = -, ~,
WIFI me - your pIdctlce particularly
"Well, sir particularly in ecOnOmV.h
J,d,,
o""JC'
"A merchant traveller at dinner re-
e,,o,4o1 a., .,;4,,, - Ii. IL, =, 80,
iueSlc" INC ""ItcI ~ pLLhS LIN p4eCc
OF rare beet, and when 1t came 1t was
rarp indpad .tNVaitnr''' hp rannarlyad
80
Warnlngly, as ne IOOheu aI une unuOne
dish Yes sab responded the darkV
s.poI-o III, b,,f out ,,Iooco o,I In -,
49,, ''ho .lil0 "09I C"I' !'Io'''O' "lI" hlAl IT,
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| send copy for your perusal; the most con-
trdry opinions prevail as to the way you
caught him; Some maintain you throw in
IhameS style, some in Nottingham. You are
reported to have used no less that seven differ
ent kinds OF flight, including two that no.
body ever heard of. Some say your catch was
made at Tcnbury, some ut Tutbury, some at
NeWDury, and some at Sunbury. You are re-
ported 20 5aYe used gOrgc-bait, Il live bait,
and spinning bait; and one idiot declares
that you spin with 4 live bait. The funny
thing is that all these statements are said to
be made on your own personal authority. Do,
Tor goodness sake, drop the editor a line and
set them right. Yours ever,
HUMPHREY Brown"
/ groaned and opened the other letter.
1t was as follows:
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, North Wales.
''SIR: | think of all the scoundrels the man
who, at a safe distance, deliberately appropri-
ates another mans distinctions is the mean
est. | find that you have taken advantage of
the accident OF possessing the same name as
myself IA name of which I shall henceforth
feel ashamed, since yOu share it, to take the
credit of my recent fishing success as mem
toned in the Gozetto. | write by this post TO
the same paper to expose your contemplate
conduct, and trust | may have an early OPP
portunity of pulling your nose.
"MARMADUKE H. JONES'"
Here then was the solution of the myS-
terry. There was another Marmaduke
II. Jones, solicitor, and he was the real
Simon Pure, the hero of the big fish.
But to live at such an unearthly place
us Pwm-thing-umy-no wonder | could
not find him in the claw List" l took
up the book once more and looked out
the disgusting little place. There he
was, sure enough. So simple, and yet
SO terrible, was the explanation of my
mystery.
| have confessed all to Mrs. Jones,
and she has graciously agreed, as / did
notreally catch any fish after all, to look
over it this once | have written an
abject apology to my Infatuated name
sake, who has taken no notice whatever
of it; and now, by Mrs Jones advice,
l draw up this plain, unvarnished state
ment, to place the matter fairly before
the public, and to rehabiltate, as far
as possible, my damaged reputation.
One word would say in conclusion. l
notice that a popular Writerin current
novel has made his hero wrongfully
| take the credit of another mans book
| do not mean to suggest that this is as
| bad as taking the credit of another
mans tish-in fact, from recent obser-
walton, should say that it would be re-
| garded at least in sporting circles, as q
very mild offense in comparison. But
| | am quite sure that that popular
writer, if he is a kind-hearted man, Gas
l have no doubt he isl will be posi-
lively appalled,, as he goes on, at the
amount of misery he will bring on his
unfortunate hero. do implore him to
pause while there is yet time and let the
offender make clean breast of it at
once before he begins to feel the mental
agony | myself have experienced
! BeZ1TGlin.
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Didn't Want = Beauty.

So you are going to get married at
last, Singer" remarked Brown.
eyes, | have at last concluded to do
so. have found n good woman-not
pretty, but intelligent-and l propose
turning Benedict.
"Not pretty. Why, l thought such
an admirer Of female beauty as you are
would have selected Il handsome woman.
How is that?'
well, remembered the old adage;
n thing of beauty is iawey forever, so
thought that had better take my
chances with homely wife. "-IerdS
SUljags.
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Has q Son in Detroit.

"What! you live in Detroit!' she said
to Michigander as they happened to
fall into conversation on train in
Southern Ohio.
eyes m"
"Why, I've got son therep'
'Indeed.'
eyes. sir-just went up there two
weeks ago"
"Going into business, l suppose
eyes, sir, he is. He's gone up there
to take lessons of man who is going
to learn him how to be a short-haired
reporter"
The Wolverine did heap of thinking
before he decided that she meant
shorthand. "-Daroit Free Press.
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TT-T 7
And to the guardian of that Eden fair.
AS on her cheek there came and went the
rose,
She weeping mOurned the harShnesS of her
fate.
40 angel" cried she, 'bitter is the fate
That drives me from this fairest paradise,
And bids me wear life'S rue. and not its rose
Give me one flower to lay upon my heart
Before wander through far lands less fair,
AID drown all visions of my past in tears"
She ceased, but still flowed fast her silent
At memory of the waywardness of fate.
All, thought she, young am, It's true, and
fair,
But shall find another paradise?"
Then turning once again, with trembling
heart
She spake; 80 angel, but rose-one roseg'
within the angels breast compassion rose
At sight Of her sad face and falling tears,
The while her beauty touched his tender heart,
And knowing well the misery of her fate,
lie gave the flower, Il rose of paradise
Because she was so very young and fair.
And since that time there may be flowers as
fair,
But they must all yield fealty TO the rose,
The red red rose that doomed in paradise,
That Eve in exile watered with her tears,
The only blossom in her cherries fate,
Tho ono howor I'm tho desert of her heart
And into every mortal's life and heart
There comes some time in cloudy days or fair,
II matters not, to bless and light his fate
For one short space, the perfume of the rose
And tnongh the after years may bring but
tears,
That moments pleasure is of paradise.
o wondrous rose Of love, most passing fair,
Whateer our fate in earthly pawdise,
Grant that our tears be dew-drops in thy
Florence N. Byrale, in Harpcrs lIagazine.
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"A somewhat romantic wedding was

"A somewhat romantic wedding was
recently performed in the alms-house
at Clarendon, S. c. The contracting
parties were Mr. Burrill Atkinson and
Miss Coller. Each is a paralytic. the
man being paralyzed in his right side
and the lady in her left They are
third cousins, and each is about fifty
two years of age They are inmates of
the poor-house, ana had to get the con-
sent of the county commissioners be-
fore the twain could be made one. The
commissioners, after elaboration, de-
cidcd to allow the marriage. as no harm
was likely to beiall the county from this
union.
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SESTLNA.

When from the portals of her paradise
Sweet Eve went forth an exile with sad heart
She fingered at the thrlce-barred gate IN tears,
And to the guardian of that Eden fair,
As on her cheek there came and went the
rose,
She weeping mourned the harshness of her
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1884-10-28
Advice 10 motners.

Are you disturbed at night and broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth2 If so,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs
WNsLow's SooTH1Na SYRUP for Child.
ren Teething. Its value is lncalcuIable
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer
immediately. Depend upon it, mothers,
there is no mistake about it. It cures
dysentery aud diarrhma, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cures wind collie,
softens the gums, reduces inflammation,
and gives tone and energy to the whole
system; Mrs: Wtnsloso's Soothing Syrup
for Children Teeth,ng is pleasant to the
taste, and is the prescription Of one. oi
the Oldest and best female nurses and
physicians in the United States, and is
for sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price rs cents bottle.
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,,fi4Es. ftHE MARRIAGE. Guide. ! pi2Ssf. "a.
Notice.

Notice.
NOTICE is hereby given that on Tuesday, tn
~ the fourth day Of November. 1884, an elec
tion will be held at the several election pre-
cincts in Yankton county for the election o.
One Delegate to Congress;
Two members of the legislative council;
tives;
One Commissioner for the second commits
'9ns1 na sist.iesofG5 # Idsda. full term
One District Attorney;
| One Clerk Of the District Court;
| One Sheriff;
One Judge Of the Probate Court;
One County Treasurer;
One County Surveyor;
One superintendent of Public Schools;
Four Justices Of the Peace;
/ Four COnstAbles.
/. The polls at such election will be open at tn,
hour OF O'Clock q. m. and continue open
n p
E1ecincts, viz:
| FOURTH COMMISSIONERS DISTRICT.
First presincta;Al sst; of toTnsship g and e! g
Second precinolSAlI Of township IS, Of rang,
S, except sections ., and ls in said .ownship
I 9, township %, range IS.
FIRST Col611IssIoNER DISTRICT.
Third p1ecinct.T9w1nship y, range y, and
the Bakota river. Election to Be held at the
public school house II n school district No. 40
eooa FSash 1a be h ~ ss Souss s
Wharton in section q, 95, 81.
Fifth precinct Township 96. range 81. Elec-
tio1 to be held at the house of John X. Rye in
sixth precinct-That part of township s5,
range IS, lying east of the Dakota river. Elec-
ton e be held at the public school house near
Seventh precinct-Towuship %, range IS.
in section 9. township IS, range55.
FIFTH COMMISSIONER DISTRICT.
Eight precinct.Township 81, range 81, and
north one half (nh) of township e5. range 81.
Election to be held at the house of Michael
Ninth precinct-South one-half ts1O of town
ship IS, range 81, and sections to "A both m
elusive. township 81. range 81. Election to be
township 95, range 81.
Tenth precinct.osections Is to 50, both inclu-
slve OF township -. range 8, and township g,
school house near Peiffer Bros. store at Lake
port.
THIRD COMMISSIONER DISTRICT.
and sections / to l., both inclusiye, Of township
s., range 56. ELECTION to be held at b. Hewer's
(n!s)o of township o., range 56. Election to be
held At the house formerly owned by L. Boston
IN SectlOn q, township VI, range %.
/, Thirteenth precinct-South one-half (sh) of
township 81, range t8, and township 9s, range
50, including al that part Of the city Of Yank-
tonElylng west of Broadway street in said city !.
Election to be held in the St. Croix Lumber
Co. Office on Broadway, Yankton.
SECOND CoAN1ssIoNER DISTRICT.
Fourteenth precinct-Township IS, range IS,
west of the Dakota river; also that part of
river, and sections 8, and 10, township IS,
range IS, including that part of the city of
Yankton lying in said sections and east of
held at the county commissioners Office in the
court house.
The county commissioner will be elected only
BY the electors in the second commissioner
district.
Dated Yankton. D. T., Sept. q, 1884.
lSEAL. Yankton County. Dakota.
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Or BA E
|ss 5. CLARK g., OPP. Court House, CHICAGO

E85 3. Clark g., Opp. Court House, CHICAGO
tArexular graduate kD-The Oldest Specialist
wet Of New York, whose LIFE LONG ExpEHI-
sNdE, perfect method and pure medicines in
yatf, Chronic and Nervous Diseases, Affections
|Of the Hood, Skin. Kidneys. BiGdder, Erup-
Hons, Ulcers. Old Sores, Stceiling Of ne GLANDS,
Sors Mouth, Throat. Bone Pains, permanently
cured and eradicated from the System for life.
NERVOUSDnsa1iI'H nai Hgsss ap0ssssey ssnaai S1n.- g.
cay, Mental and Phys,c9l Weakness, Failing
Memory, Weak Eyes, Stunted Development, ln.-
pediments to Marriage, ETC., from e.rcesSes or
any cause speedily, safely and pucateiy Clred; i;
eH- Young. Middke-Aged and Old Men, and aH
tpho need Medical Sktit and Experience, conspts
Or. Bate at once. His opinion cost nothing, and
may save future misery and shame. When in
convenient TO visit the city fer treatment, med
icines can be sent everywhere by mail or OK
press free from observation. 1t is self
evident that physician Who gives his whole
sttention to, = GLASS Of diseases attains great
sktN. and physiciana throughout the country,
knowing this, frequently recommend difficult
cases to the Oldest Specialist. BY whom every
known good remedy Is used. .Dr. Bates Agt
and Experience make his opinion of supreme
importance. g1-Those who call see no one but
the Doctor. Consultations free and sacredli
| CONFIDENTIAL Gases which have failed IN OBJ.
tanning relief elsewhere, especially solicited
Female diseases treated. Call or wri G. Hours
| from 8 to4, to g; Sundays. 10 to IL. Address
As above.
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lAilu 2ress aud Sxkptaiau
FOR. T.HIESLADIEs

English women Of fashion now wear Q
ruby In one ear aud an emerald in the
other, and term them danger signals" = :
Ohangeable hoslery is among the
novelties. Blue and gold bronze and red,
and red and blue are favorite combine
tiuns.
Ebony, and other fine wood umbrella
handles. have the monograms of the
owner set with precious stones. such as
amethysts, rubies and emeralds.
One of the fashionable schools of New
York has introduced new thing called
slnmbrous comeliness, which teaches the
young ladies to assume graceful poses
in bed, to keep the mouth shut, how not
to snore, etc.
It is amusing to understand. that there
areas expensive and elaborate night.
gowns for gentlemen as there are for
ladies. The very aesth9tic young man
can pay fifty dollars and more for his
sleep garments, If he feels 80 disposed.
An eighty five year old lady attended a
Newport, dinner the other day in q dress
OF electric blue, crimson stockings, blue
shoes, crimson fan and ribbons, with a
bow OF combined blue and crimson in q
point lace cap. which was fastened with
diamond pine in her snow-white hair.
Round waists, the real old-fashioned
grandmother waist. are again in vogue
A few sew them to the skirt, with 9
welting-cord as these same grandmoth.
few inches longer than or below thell
real waist line, with curve over the
hips, then the skirt is fastened over
wGiln a half tv;fh roooAko o1ocn -, t>ous
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An Undoubted Blessinu.

About thirty years ago a prominent
physician bv the name Of DR.. William
Hall discovered. or produced after long
experimental research, remedy for
diseases Of the throat, chest and lungs,
which was of such wonderful efficacy
that it soon gained q vide reputation in
this country. The name of the medi.
cine IS DR.. WM. HALLS BALSAM
FOR THE LUNGS, and may be safely
relied on as speedy and positive cure
for coughs, colds. sore throat. etc.
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First Publication Oct. q.
NOTICE FOR FERTILIZATION

Land Office at Yankton, D. T., Oct. 18th, 1884.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
named settler has tiled notice Of his inten-
and that said proof will be made before regis.
ter or receiver at Yankton, D. T.. on Wednes-
day, December 10th, 1884, 9 =. NJ, viz: Carl
Koppe d. y. No. 1884, for the northwest quar-
ter southeast quarter. section q, township 50,
range So. He names the following witnessea
to prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Herman Hewer,
Carl Robert Rudolph. Carl Julius Rudolph,
Frank Huber, all of yamesville 2. o., Dakota.
q. A. WETCER Register.
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First Publication. Oct. q. 1884.
N0TIGE FOR pnRTICATION.

Land Office at Yankton. Dak., Oct. 18th, 1884.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following
~ named settler has fled notice of his inten-
claim, and that said proof viii be made before
register OF receiver at Yanlton, d. T.. on Fri
day, December 18th 1884, ct Q .. N, viz: l..
J.kob Lssds D. e. No fG1 the :oush q
range So. He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residenos upon. and
cultivation Of said land, viz: Georg Ballensky.
Hauck, all of Jamesville 2. O Dakota.
G.. A. WETTER, Register,
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First Publication Sept. 49,.
A0NINE- EflA RIIRI,IIyATI0A

Land oos e F.nRton a2a pstos. sees is
NOTICE is hereby given that the following.
- named settler has filed notice Of bis in.
tention to make final proof in support of his
claim. and that said proof will be made before
the register or receiver at .Yankton, u. T., on
Monday. October 9Th. lse4, Wis: AFoa D.r-
ham, homestead application No. SITS, for the
northeast fractional quarter section g, town.
ship 90, range 81. BE names the following
witnesses to prove his continuous residence
upon, and cultivation Of. said land, viz: Ole
Peter @. Peterson, all of MarindAhl, Yankton
county, Dakota.
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BuckIsn.. Arnica Salye.

The best salve in the world for Gust,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Ohapped Hands, Chill.
blains. Corns, and all skin eruptions,
and positively cures Piles. or no pay
required. It is guaranteed TO give
perfect satisfacfactlon, or money refund
ed. Price, 25 cents per box. For sale
by Purdy & Brecht, Yankton, Dakota.
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Wide Awake Druggists.

Meests' fufuy q bfecht are always
alive to their buslness, and spare no
pains to secure the best of every article
in their line. They have secured the
agency for the celebrated DIR. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. The
only certain cure known for Consump-
ton, Coughs. Colds, Hoarseness, Asthma,
Hay Fever, Bronchitis, or any affection
of the Throat and Lungs. Sold on q
positive guarantee. Trial Bottles free.
Regular size 81. 90.
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Offensive breath. bad taste in mouth,
coated tongue, show torpid liver and
disordered stomach. Aliens Bilious
Phvsic, vegetable remedy, quickly
relieves all. 25 cents. At all druggists.