Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1884-02-14
LAST STRING OF SUCKERS.

Again We come with a string Of choice
suckers, and leave the whole batch for
the gTls to select from. They comprise
every ~variety-the broad mouth, the Hat
mouth, the flannel mouth, thesilyer sides,
the white and yellow gilled, in fact every
kind that any market could possibly af-
ford.
e G. L, Russell, raw boned complexion.
six feet, light hair and blue eyes. He
often has the greatest difficulty in deter
mining whether lie Is q lightning rod or
a church steeple. Sober, industrious and
a fine fellow.
John Presnell, black hair and eyes. me-
dion hight-slow but sure.
Chas. Leach. light hair, roar complex
ion, snow pillow nose, and eyes as blue as
gold. Is somewhat absent minded and
apt TO show his friends to bed in an airy
costume comprising a vest and a pair Of
bnttoned shoes. When Charley waltres
his legs seem to be hopeiessly entangled
in a aouble bow knot, and you feel re-
lieved when you see, him stop and assume
his usual six feet perpendicular. A fine
business man, sunny. pleasant DISPOSE
ton, good hearted and a No. Fellow.
II Chas. Wright, light complexion, light
hair, blue eyes, Inclined to be bashful
and not liable to be caught-on a pin
hook. Good business fellow, quiet and
u~nobtrusive.
Phil Barringer, as broad as he is long,
dark complexion, dark hair and eyes.
Phil is a silent, studious youth and has
never been known 10 banker after a girl.
John Flaidland. brown hair and eyes,
sunset complexion, FIVE feet ten. John
is a beautiful singer and can paw ivory
right along with most any female artist.
Has abo nice taste-tor jack rabbit on
toast. Can trip the light bombastic in a
way that would consanie i clog cancers
soal with envy. John ism siason pure
good one from Beadwood Ion tyou
forget It. He eezc out any man
telling jolly yarns and is as full Of Jokes
as a minneapolis boarding house is Of
hash. lie slings q nasty quill and can
scoop the bsst of them as q peiinan. A
two horse team as a business man, and 3
rattier any way gon take lin.
" Jahn Cloyd holds down G half section
north Of town. Light complexion, short.
thick set fellow and sings Ike . cHrleW,
Prudent, careful, sni a splendid cltizen
Chester Wentworth, light hair, gray
eyes, five feet eight. Dances like d duck
on a hot griddle and can beat the world
ON a turkey roast. Neither his age mo-
the size Of his feetsxould constitute An
objection. Will make a kind, c~onsiderate
husband.
John Boardman, light hair. blue eyes
7 short in stature. john has served hls
country faithfully anu well, and having
been a good soldier he will make q good
husband.
August Lindquist has a rather lengthy
name for SO short a man. Light hair and
blue eyes.
Andrew Jansen, light hair, blue eyes,
light coinplexion-wants a@duxy ann
and can give a girl d good home.
4. z. Baird is properly namei-he j
so easy he was never known to get on his
ear. Will make a Jolly husband.
M ELM
yGeo. Gilbert, alabaster complexion
FDromcdary nose, one hump In the centel
hair five feet seven. George IL almos
too modest to breathe loud, and Is highly
cultivate l-can chew gum in seven diff
ferent languages besides low dutelI, (al
Of which ll.e aslen's speak auensly), with
out i. receipt and directors for ase. H'
also sings like an Anglican runthe scale
clear UP to z without any trouble. He !
a luvln' soul and iAsst yearis after tn,
whole fealal e race. HES q red hot suckei
from the keystone Stale" never. VA
known to solder without o,l, and ont 9
his great love for the human race ease
/ IN tie Thirsty with thoss" medicine ant
bay rum. S., ady, sober, stands elise bl
his frIends-a warm hearted, clever fel
Low. Who would 90 as far down in hi
eau sas.any man alive at the call OF dis
tress or sliffering.
NJ. A. Benjamin, light hair, grey eyes
fair c3mplexier. You can not Beass!aii.
in to matrimony because he Is a gentle
! man Of culture, tasta aud refineincnt, is
ii gfeat loycrof tho beauiifal, and ap
10 lsy,k before Nc loar@. tie lias a flonf
tacle that could tickle spuqe iisfle dar