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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Relying on testimonials written in vivid
glowing language of some miraculous cures
made by some largely pulled up doctor or
patent medicine has fastened thousands to
their graves; believing in their almost i'm
sane faith that the same miracle will DO
performed on them, and that these testi-
monials make the cures, while the so called
medicine Is all the time fastening them to
their graves. We have avoided publishing
testimonials, as they do not make the cures,
although we have
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS
OF them, Of the most wonderful cures. VOL
UNFAIRLY sent us. 1t is our medicine, Hon
Bitters, that makes the cures. 1t has never
failed and never can. We will give refer
ence to any one for any disease similar to
their own II desired, or will refer to any
nelghbor, as there Is not neighborhood in
the known world but can show its cures by
Hop Bitters.
A LOSING JOKE.
prominent physician of Pittsburgh jokinciy said
t 20 adE patient who vas Complaining OF her con-
TTy Hop snd me Si a ss ,n inability to sSrs ns
Ssed the sIi.srs from which abe obtained permanent
he s not % well pleased with It a. it him good
FEES OF DOCTORS.
The fee of doctors is an item that very
many persons are interested In. we be-
lieve the schedule for visits Is $500, which
would tax man confined to his bed for a
year, and in need of daily visit, over
81, 900 year for medical attendance alone,
And one single bottle of Hop Bitters taken
In time would save the $1,000 and all the
years sickness.
A LADY's WISH
"Oh, how do wish my skin was as clear and
soft as yours, said lady to her friend. You
can easily make 1t So" answered the friend.
HowY' inquired the first lady. "By using
Hop Bitters that makes pure, rich blood and
blooming health. 1t did IL for me, as you OBJ
serve"
GIVEN UP BY THE DOCTORS.
is 1t possible that Mr.. Godfrey Is up and
at work, and cured by so simple a remedy?'
/ assure you it is true that he is entirely
cured, and with nothing but Hop Bittep,
and only ten days ago his doctors gave him
up and said he must die, from Kidney and
Liver troublev'
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

dingy or faded things when the lOc. and
guaranteed Diamond Dye will make them
good as new. They are perfect. Get at
druggists and be economical. Wells, Rich.
ardson & Co., Burlington, VT.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

A NEIGHBoRING grocer advertises aspiring
chickens all the year round" He shows a
little too much enterprise Norristotcn
Herald
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

THE CONVERSATION OF INoRKprENrs used
In making Browns BRONCHIAL TRooHEs
Is such ss to give the best possible effect
with safety. They are the best remedy In
use for Coughs, and Throat Diseases.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

IT H. said that the peculiar sunsets are
caused by the sun trying to set blythe new
standard time.-Middle6or Ne,os.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

ELEVEN bit factories are at work in one
Connecticut town. This augers well for
Connecticut.-Louisrtl C0urier-JournoL.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

A WOMAN who has plenty of her own
hair doesn't have to become q switch
tender.-Detroit Post
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Hale's Honey Of Horehound and Tar
Wards on the grip of pneumonia. Pixies
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

II BAD man shows his bringing up whs n
he is brought up by o policeman.-N O.
Pcduuns
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

IT speaks well for Michigan that lect-
urer was allowed to attain the age of one
hundred and eight in that State.-Topekd
Lance
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

A PATENT mas been granted in washing
ton for "hen's nest" The only wonder
is that somebody has not got a patent on
tho hemp PHILADELPHIA Call
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewern re
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, 81.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

SPICER says that "The buzz saw does
business with curious people in an OF hand
way.U-N Y Ne,cs.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

A GREAT many Americans swagger about
In an aroma Of exceedingly brittle vanity.
EDITORS Easy Chair, Hdrper's.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

WHEN girl proposes and Is refused she
can always explain to her friends that
she was just having little leap-year fun
Clereldnd Herald
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

UP to snun-pepper, IL you merely wish
70 make some one sneeze.-E5chdnge.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

II the eyes were really windows to the
heart, green goggles would become ex-
tremely Whitehall Times.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Dr. WILLIAMS Indian Pile Ointment.
Warranted to cure any case of blind, bleed
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few.
erishness, worms, constipation, tasteless. 25c
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Deep blowing and freeing the soil
from Jumps win not be followed by the
cry OF "half 3 crop. Troy Times.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08
THE GENERAL MARKETS..

Nor q costly medicine-25 doses Piso's
Cure for Consumption for Is cents.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

"WHEN we say that Samaritan Nerufne cures
rheumatism. we mean it-"-Fr1sco Journal
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Dr. B. F. LAUGHLIN, Glide, Kan, writes
4" Samaritan Neruine cures fits"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it. Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

oh, how do wish my skin was as clear and
soft as yours" said a lady to her friend. "Yol
can easily make 1t so." answered the friend
HowI' inquired the first lady. "By usini
Hop Bitters that makes pure, rich blood anC
blooming health. 1t did IL for me, as you Oh
s0rye."
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

Perhaps icaS rude, - Dwight Hasel-
den confesses, ingeniously. as he and
Kitty stand by tie window of a private
parlor Of the Windsor. in the dusk of
November evening. and indulge in an
amused yet tender retrosPection. but
you reminded me so forcibly of Edgar
that could not resist staring mildly:
even If there was not another valid
reason to justify me-" he added fondlv.
Il had never seen as much as a photo
OF you, and. of course, knew nothing
OF your Western trip"
do you know" she acknowledged.
penitently, Il took you for one of those
conceited commercial travellers. And
can you guess what quite confirmed me
IN my opinion? Your foppishn in
wearing this!" and she holds up to his
inspection the familiar cluster diamond
which sparkles upon the third finger OF
her left hand. Can you ever forgive
me?''
+ His pardon is not in words, but il
suffices. Chicago Tribune.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

REDDING's Russia Salve is the most wonder
full healing medium in the world. TRY H.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1884-02-08

caused py tne sun trying TO set blythe new
standard time.-Middlebor Netcs.
through on Coughs, 7" 15c.. at Druggists. Com
plete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat
UP to snun-pepper, IL you merely wish
70 make some one sneeze.-EJchdnQe.
Mother Swans Worm Syrup" for few.
erishness, worms, constipation, tasteless. 25c
Dr. B. F. LAUGHLdN, Glide, Kan, writes:
Samaritan Neruine cures fits"
Rough on Corns." 15c. Ask for it. Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, bunions.
REDDING's Russia Salve Is the most wonder
ful healing medium In the world. Try IL.
"Buchu-paiba." Quick, complete cure, all
annoying Kidney and Urinary Diseases, 81.
A CHARITY BAwL-" Gimme ten cents ter
buy er loaf or bread with.n
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Ice Cream Mustaches.

The astounding announcement that
ice.cream will make the mustache
grow has created Juror for the frozen
delight on the part of beardless young
men. It has also increased the bust
ness of the average ice-cream dealer to
an extent hitherto unknown or un-
dreamed of even in his widest flights
of imagination. There seems to be no
doubt that the cruel and reckless
report originated with some giddy
girls whose fondness for cream over
came her conscientious scruples. As
long as she remains unknown she will
reap the harvest to which she is en-
titled by virtue Of her vivid imagina-
ton and praiseworthy ingenuity. But
If the secret escapes her all her hopes
of unlimited ice cream will be blasted
forever. Though the strain on the
purse Of the impecunious youth is Sc
we're, yet his desire for q capillary eli
max to his handsome face counter
balances the agony caused by woeful
lack of blinking coin. The mustache
must come, even II it breaks bank. -
~ y A0yf,ing Journal.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Cooking on the Hook.

In the woods, near the mountain
crest, is a warm lake, a hundred feet
across, and three miles from it, down
below all the trees, near the Gardiner
river, river Of scalding water rushes
like mill-race from beneath a ledge of
rocks, and flowing few hundred
yards falls into the Gardiner. Here it
Is that one may catch trout in the
cold stream, and without moving step
swing him, still wriggling ON the hook.
into the hot river and boil him. Ihave
seen it done many times. have done
it myself, and have tasted the flesh so
cooked; but as epicures say that 80
trout boiled is trout spoiled" and as
these were cooked in boiling sulphur
water, cannot avoid admitting that
the morsel was not very palatable.-
Manhattan for august
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Juries and Jurymen.

1t Is current notion that the reason
'hy so few first-class business men arc
found upon our juries is that they are
excused by tho courts. Tho returns
say that such men rarely get upon the
jury lists. In the exceptional cases
whore such men are returned to serve,
1t is no doubt one of the most impor-
tant duties Of Judge to brace himself
up against yielding to any but the best
OF excuses. Boards Of trade would do
we'll not only to inculcate it as point
OF honor that none of their men should
seek to shirk this grave public duty,
but also to see to 1t that their class DO
properly represented. And here let
me add that the general hardship Of
jury duty is over-estimated. l have
repeatedly had business men at the
end Of term confess to me not only
the satisfaction they have felt in per-
forming this function, and the interest
they have felt in their work. but their
surprise that 1t was so little onerous.
Connected with the elevation of the
jury is the question Of the better treat
ment The two reforms 90 hand In
hand. 1t is no doubt essential to pre-
serve the strict control of the presiding
Judge over the conduct of the jury;
but 1t Is now the aim of thoughtful
Judges to exercise this control with
the utmost courtesy that circumstances
allow. The jurors are, in truth. a part
of the court, sitting under the same
solemn obligation, and engaged In the
same serious duty. Respect from 9TH
ers tends to increase their self-respect.
/ cannot but feel that the more they
are treated as gentlemen, the better
will they respond to the call upon
them as such. l particularly object to
the uncomfortable and unsanitary ar
rangement of most of our jury rooms.
This constitutes to many persons Of
delicate health or refined tastes the
most serious objection to jury service;
while to those in good health, and who
are less fastidious, it is still an annoy
ing discomfort, which disturbs the
considerable and calm judgment so i'm
portant in reaching impartial and &C.
curate verdicts. In this suggestion of
better accommodations for Jurors,
shall carry the assent Of all reasonable
men.-Judge r. O. Pitman, tn North
american ReUiet0.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Why the Boston Pilot OppOs.
es Blaine.
From the Boston Pilot.

From the Boston Pilot.
The man who received, on the second
ballot, 638 votes out Of total of $50, in q
Democratic convention, is uhquestfonably
the choice of the party. =
We opposed the nomination Of Cleve-
land, the candidate; we shall faithfully and
earnestly work for the election Of Cleve.
land, the De mocratc standard bearer. The
Democratic principles is the Democratic
party, and this is infinitely greater than the
man it selects or rejects. 1t involves much
more than the personsl likes and dislikes
Of Democrats. Not the interests of present
men alone, but the future American liberty
Is bound up with the preservation of the
Democratic party. Those who wish to
abide by its principles must not follow
wandering Ares. To Irish.Americans in
particular We say: What is the record Of
the Republican party in relation to you for
the past twenty yearsi What American
citizen Of Irish birth has it protected
abroadi What shameful outrages on
American citizenship has it not allowed,
when England was the perpstrator, and
citizens of Irish extraction the victims
Not one Republican hand has been moved
to redress these astonishing evils except
President Arthnr's, and he had to whisper
and smile his objections, because he repre-.
sented the Repubrican party. Mr.. Blaine's
voice, during all those years and when he
sat in the Cabinet as Secretary of State,
would have been powerful to correct; but
it WAS never raised not once. We say to
Mr.. Blaine now that had be been defender
Of the rights Of naturalized citizens, when
those citizens were flung into foreign pris-
ons untried and unchanged, the Pilot would
support him to-day, and million Aneri-
cans Of the Irish race would vote for him in
November. But he did not do it, and his
pretentions of fair play and friendship now
are sheer humbug.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05

The James Guthrie arrived at Paducsh
ways last evening. She had hole 1875 feet
long by 8 feet wide in her side. She struck
ssnag between Louisville and Evansville
but bulk headed and raised. .dT
The Tyler will come out Of retirement
soon and enter the 81. Louis trade. She
has been laid up at PAducah since last
spring. Capt. Turner will command.
The watermelon club meets every day
between 10 a. m. and p. m. on the wharf
boat.
The Mississippi is due with tow empties
for the rock quarries up the Ohio and Mis-
sissippi rivers,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
A Walking Skeleton.

Mr.. Il. Springer, of Mechanicsburg, Pa
writes: 81 was affected with lung ieveI
and abscess on lungs, and reduced to d
walking skeleton. Got free trial bottle
of DR., Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption, which did me 30 much good
that | bought dollar bottle. After using
three bottles, found myself ohce more a
man, completely restored to health, with a
hearty appetite, aud gain in flesh of AZ
lbs" Call at Barclay Bros drug store and
get free trial bottle of this certain cure
for oil Lung Diseases. Large bottles 81 co.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Cheap Homes in Arkansas and Texas

Along the lire of the St. Louis, Iron
Mountain and Southern Railway, Texas and
Pacific Railway and International and
Great Northern Railroad, are thousands OF
acres of the choicest farming and grazing
lands in the world, ranging in price from
$500 to $500 and $500 per acre, in a
healthy country, with climate unsurpassed
for salubrity and comfort. Send your adj
dress to the undersigned for copy of sta
tistics of crops raised in Arkansas and Texas,
In 1882, and keup your mind to 60 and
see for yourself when you learn that the crop
for 1883 is 80 per cent larger than that of
1882. To those purchasing land owned by
the Company, and paying one-fourth, one.
half, or all cash, a proportionate rebate is
allowed formoney paid for tickets or freight
over the Companies lines.
H. G. TOWNSEND, Genl Pass. Agt.
ST. Louis, Mo.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
EvolutiOns of the American Hotel.

Exactly fifty-two years ago. when
Fanny Kemble first came to this coun-
try. she records that the universal din
ing hour in New York was o'clock,
after which the hotel cooks and SER
wants cleared off the tables, cleared
out themselves, and it was impossible
to obtain anything fit to eat for love or
money. At that time the American
Hotel, at which she stayed, was the
best in the city, though Mr.. John Jacob
Astor, whom she calls 'the millionaire
Of New York" Gas II he was the only
one them), was about to remedy the
deficiency by building magnificent
hotel, which soon after he did. The
Mansion House in Philadelphia was
considered excellent; 80 was Cozzens'
establishment at West Point; but Miss
Fanny thought the fremont in Boston,
by far the best hotel then existing in
America. She has lived to see in New
York alone multitude of magnificent
hotels which are surpassed in no city
in Europe.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
CHICAGO MEDICAL COLLEGE,
Corner Prairie Avenue and Goth St., Chicago),
Departfueut of

Medical Department OF
The NOr thwestern University.
N. y. DAVIS, M. y, LII. D., Dean.
The Co leRiate year will begin Sept. 80, 1884, and
graded, Students being divided into first, second
and third year classes. Qualifications for admis'
sion are either Degree Of A. b., certificate ofa
reputable academy, or preliminary examination
The method Of instruction is conspicuously prac.
tical, and In applied In tho Wards Of the Mercy,
st. Luke's and Michael Reese Hospitals, daily at
the bedside Of the sick. The Practitioners Course
will begin the day after the Annual Commence.
ment and G nt'r ne four weeks. Fees, In advance:
MatricuIation, o.. 90; Lectures, $500; Denonstra
tor, $500. Hosp tails: Mercy, e8.0Qi IT; Luxe,
$500. Laboratory, B.. 90; Breakage. 500. Final
Examination, 5000 February let practitioners'
Course, 5000. For further information, address
WALTER HAY, NJ. D., LII. D., Secretary.
nt4wdl 943 State st., Chicago, ILL.,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Thousands Saw So.

Mr.. 7. W. Atkins, Girard, Kan, writes
~ never hesitate to recommend your Elec-
trio Bltters to my customers, tncy give en-
tire satisfaction and arc rapid sellers
Electric Bitters are the purest and best
medicine known, and will positively cure
Kidney and Liver complaints. Purify the
blood and regulate the bowels. No family
can afford to be without them. They will
save hundreds of dollars in doctors bills
every year. Sold at fifty cents bottle by
Barclay Bros. (O
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Don't Give itup So.

ooh! If I had onlp known that in time
Known what2 "Known that simple cold
in the head may develop into chronic ca
tarrh." We'll it isn's too late, for Ely's
Cream Balm will cure catarrh even after
the sufferers life has become burden to
him, and no nuisance to his friends. 1t IS
the only radical and thoroughly scientific
catarrh cure known, Not snuff. Not a
liquid. Applied to the nostrils with the
finger. Price 80 cents
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05

New FLORENCE, Mo-, August 18th, 1888
Fifteen years past | have kept constantly
on hand for use in my family Merrell's Fe'
male tonic, Merrell's Penetrating Oil and
Cardial, and Merrell's Cough Balsam.
think these remedies have srved me many
doctor bills and l would not be without
them. THos. J. POWELL,
Atty for Wabash, st. L. & p r. r. Co
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05

FLoUR-Thcre 10 no movement. Prices
are low and week and stocks largo.
nAY-Thers 10 no demand for anything
below gilt edge, and very little call for
that Stocks are in excess Of the demand.
CORN--Ths demand Is very light. The
mills take very little corn, owing to the
dullness OF meal.
OATS-Ths market Is fully supplied,
and the demand is small.
BRAN-Plenty and quiet.
MEAL-very little demand. The meal
season is over until about LIST Of December,
when lively trade is anticipated.
BUTTER = Strictly choice is very
scarce and in active request. Common is
not wanted.
EGGS-The market Is steady and un-
changed
CHICKENS Receipts are light aud the
demand fair. Prices same as last week.
FRUIT-The season is nearly over and
quotations nominal.
VEGETABLES The general feeling Is
better in potatoes, etc, with lower prices.
Sales and Quotations.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
The Market

THuRsDAY EVENING. Sept. 4, 1884.
The weather Is very hot agsin. For the
past two days the mercury has coquetted
with the 90 odd degrees, and humanity has
sweltered and suffered. To-day closed
cloudy with prospect Of rain.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
III You Do!

ltyou want to sell anything,
II you want to buy anything,
II you want to increase your business,
II you want to hire anyone,
lfyou want situation,
II you have house to rent,
lfyou want to rent a house,
Advertise in THE CAIRO BULl.ETIN.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
BuCklen's ArnIca Saiye

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilbains
Corns, and oil Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. 1t is guaranteed to give per
feet satisfaction, or money refunded. Pric,
20 cents psr box. For sale by Barclay
prnthor,
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05

Prompt relief in sick headache, dizziness,
nausea, constipation, pain in the side, ETC.,
guaranteed. to those using Carriers Little
Liver Pills. One pill a dose. 25c.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
Rough on Pain"

Cures collie, cramps, diarrhma; external
ly for aches, pains, sprains, headache, neur-
alga, rheumatism. For man or beast, 25
and 80 cents.
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05

Nothing equals Aliens Bilious Physic Is
quickly relieving costiveness, headache,
heartburn and all other bilious troubles
25cts., large bottle.-At druggists. CO..
The daily Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1878-1???, 1884-09-05
"ROugh on Pain" Plaster;

Porous and strengthening, improved, the
best for backache, pains in chest or side,
rheumatism, neuralgia. 25 cents. Drug
gists or mail.