Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-11-19
FaiRMONT.
The Echoes From the Late Rattle % tils
Giants Filling the Air.

Special 70 the Register.
'FAIRMOST, November lS.-Iestcriay ou'
people witnessed the novel spectacle, sc
often presented in other places, but never
before here, Of a soft-kanded, wiped-out
Republican wheeling a 225 pound Demo
crat from the Continental Hotel TO the Nor
nal School building and return. W. B.
Carder, a heavyweight Democrat and
Walter W. Hays, an ardent Republican,
made the wheelbarrow arrangement, on the
general result Of the election, and yesterday
Hays came around with his barrow and
gave Carder his free ride. Much amuse-
ment was furnished our people by the per
formance, but the strange.looking smile on
Carder'E face looked as though the man in
the wheelbarrow was put to it to discover
who was the victim of the Joke. This latter
question has not yet been fully decided, but
Carder insists that the joke is
Not on Him
at any rate Tomorrow night will witness
the formal surrender of the Republican
Lockwood combination here. After the
arms are laid down. procession will form
to march overland for the headquarters Of
the River Chloride Of Sodium.
The procession will be headed BY the
"Plumeless Knight Comedy Company en-
organization that has been storing this
section for some months past, and will be in
command of the ex-applicants for the post
office. This will be positively the last ap-
pearance of this company and persons de-
string to witness the performance should be
on hand early.
All Republicans
and Democrats in good standing are in
yitcd. No tusioniSts need apply.
The second brigade will be detachment
from P(alunch and Judy, Organettists.
This brigade will take with it the spiked
gun exhibited by the Organette last week,
and will lake up homesteads on Salt River
and provide for permanent residence
there The representation Of Maria and
the Baby intended TO be used under other
circumstances, mey propably appear
Admission Free
There will probably be full attend
ance. This is positively the last perform
arce to lie given by this organization. $50
mote it be. The great demonstration to
be held here BY the Triumpant Democracy,
will occur on Friday night next, the 2lst
inst Extensive preparations have been
made and the committee has been eminent
ly successful in collecting funds. Our peo
pie are supremely happy over the triumph
Of honest princip lies and are preparing to let
themselves loose and howl themselves
hoarse when the proper Tina comes We
will have
An Immense
and enthusiastic time, but we assure our
Republican friends that nothing like stuff
q Plumed Knight will occar all reports to
the contrary notwithstanding. We are
truly sorry we wiped them out, for they can
not now coiin Cleveland as they did Han
cock and those "uudestakers' who are
bowling senSelessly about stutiiing p X. $.
will be disappointed oh no, We II do moth
ing outrageous. That would be putting
ourselves nearer to Republican practices
than we ever hope to get. .Eysrythng will
be descent, Democratic ang high toRed
gena~~ny. w fool sorry for the Rams and
don't want 10 hurt their Ieeumgs. they
have not had telegram from Jones for
whole week and, of course, feel dlsconsolate.