The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-12-23
FLEA BITES 4

"A DHxhury Mass woman, seventy
years old, climbed tree the o,her day Ia
escape from some horses that frightened
her.-Exchapge.
Vel! now, il was according to the tree,
whether it might be wonderful feat. II
might have been a whiffle-tree you know.
-Fsy Templeion is said to be the hest
dressed opera boufi5ist on The road.-K. C.
Times.
Best addressed the Times probably
meant.
-Mandesley SAYS: "Some GO criminal
as others 60 insane, btcau.e they cannot
help it"
And some 60 to the peniientisry or Can
ada
"A d mocrgtic editor in Missouri j.
said to have scld his p per end started a
saloon. He SAYS that be has felt the pub
lie pulse, and she long felt want" Of the
present is little something for the stoni'
achs' Observation-Disclosures Eye.
He must beer wrong.
There sre 10000 windmills in Hol-
land.
They probably don't feel the need Of a
presidential election.
"A Binghampton clergyman denouuces
roller skating rink. for girls on sccouDt OF
their demorslizing charscter.-Exehange.
1t is rather demoralizing for a girl to be
gliding along and then suddenly reach out
for the "unreachsble" with both feet.
Normal has a skating rink, a Gala
boose snd no saloon. Bloomington Eye.
1t is said The keeper Of a drug store
there is getting rich. He sells so much
sruic., shin pissters aud 'sich."
A Lady stepped upon Banana skin
and iell To the Pavement with Dull, sick.
eGiDg Thud. A hard-hearted Man, pass
ing that way, laughed and refused Assist
ance. -Sir, exclaimed the Lady, have
seen enough of you to Convince ue you
Are no Gentleman" "And ]" said the
Malicious Man, have seen Enough To in
spiTe me with Similar Opinion concern
inc yourself" Fields Fab es.
Ard Policeman standing near said tie
scene was the richest SEEM he had seen.
A muddy street always exposes the
man who is in love. The fellows with un-
trsmmeled affections sre apt to stop at the
crossings and lock around a DIT, but the
man VINO is completely gone With the ten
der passion passes right along, even If there
are dozen girls picking their way across.
-Exchange.
OF course he does, girls are girls bat
''the GRIPS to him among the stars and
muddy crossings are far enough removed
from her.
"A Texas catilsmsn married refined
young lady belonging to the best society
of Dallas. A friend meeting him shortly
after his marriage, congratulated him on
his happy fortune. "I,'s all right, but
had to make sacrifices" replied the newly
made husb and. shaking his head. What
sacriic ?" "Ive had TO give up saing TO
bed with my boots and spurs on when
come home Iired." Texas fittings.
That was a .cri6ce worth speaking
about, m, S, men think it is sacrifice enough
TO IKE of their boots when coming up
stairs on all fours al a. M, after beir &
out with The boys.
1t is seldom that rich young man
,louss with poor girl. The slcriices IN
love are Ill made on the woman's side
Exchange.
Very true not one rich man In a thou
sand would eIope with III, chanb.rmaid.
-"Jarey," Of the Second ward, asks us
"Whv does nv lover always kiss me with
one sile OF his mOuth?'
This is a hard one; perhaps he has a
gum boil or wants to save half Of hs
mouth for the o;her girl. There is no tell
Ing exactly.
A MesdviIle girl bet fifty kisses
against a winter wrsp that Blaine would
carry New York. she will lose the kisses,
bat unless The winner is much favored he
may get the rap.-Excbange.
She will have fsir count though, if she
has to go over the kisses dozen times.
A lev nights ago, while big stalwart
fellow WIS being msrried in the cathedral,
he fell down In a faint One OF the spec
,a:ors dousei him with hcly water and
soon brought him to, When the ceremony
was cOnciuded.-BrownsyIiie News.
The bride probably thought she was
literally "takiog him cut Of the wet"
According to the Washington dis
patches, Texas postmaster has been killed
by Mexicans.
This is only another illustration Of the
civil service reform.
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