The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1884-02-15
EVE-ANGELICAL.

OUR GIRLS.
whatcom girls with handsome face,
Ankles small and slender waist, '.
With frizzled hair and tender feet,
Are sweeter than the sugar beet
--Whdtcom RersiHe..
Seattle girls, that have money,
Are sweeter than the purest honey.
Anbrosial nectar from their lips, .
Discounts New Orleans extra drips."
Seattle Star.
Dayton girls at a masquerade,
Cause more destruction than Morgan's raid;
Delicate ankles and spangled toes,
And oh! such doodles of fine store clothes.
Dayton Chronicle.
Centerville girls go tripping by,
With happy heart and laughing eye;
Their furs and pearls and glittering dress
Create sad havoc within our breast.
-UmdtiHd ErdnIiner
Union girls are hard to beat,
They wear roller skates upon their feet.
By the use of another pair
They could 60 10 alone most anywhere.
Union Sentinel
A local poet often speaks,
OF banged hair and rosy cheeks;
OF beauties dressed in silks and pearls,
These are the naughty Portland girls.
-NOrthwest Nc,rS
Deer Lodge girls have all these charms,
With faces pretty and tapering arms;
They're good and brave and very smart,
And "every last one" has q tender heart.
Crazy quilts originated in Bed-lam.
Bangs and bangles still hold their own.
Spanish girdles of embroidered velvet are
exceedingly stylish.
Brown, green and dark gray continue to
be the favored colors Of the season.
Owls heads on ladies' bonnets are sup
posed to give the weareis wise look. For
womans rights shriekers the screech owl
is recommended.
Young ladies should beware of sleeping
with piece Of wedding cake under their
pillows. Their pleasant dreams may be dis.
turbed by mice.
Miss Aver, the doctors daughter, Is single
and Ayeress to an estate of SG000,000. We
do net know whether she Is handsome, but
she certainly has fine figure.
"Eugenie, Eugene, will you still insist on
wearing the hair of another woman upon
your head?" "Alphonso, Alphonso, do you
still insist Oh wearing the skin Of another
calf upon your feet?"
"Sarah," said a mother to her daughter,
"has Henry proposed yet?" "Not yet, ma,
but think he will before many days ?'
"Why?" because he asked me II you ex-
pected to live with us If we were married,
and told him no."
New York's fashionable people are quoted
a. dull. Wall street and the Northern Pa
cifc have sobered them. Boston society,
however, Is as lively as a sand.boy, and pre-
tends no speculating stock. losing fox is
gnawing at its svitals.--Bsston gazette.
1t was the close Of the wedding breakfast.
One Of the guests arose, and, glass in hand,
said: al drink TO the health of the BRIDE
groom. May he see many days like this"
The intention was good, but the bride
looked as if something had dspleased her.
A London paper says that English girls
are wearing patent leather boots with yellow
kid tops. We would like TO make that
paper sick by telling IL what awful nice
things our American girls are wearing, but
the fact Is, we don't know.-Philadeiphia
Cal.
In closing notice of tho arrival OF two
st. Louis bellies, the editor of the Tom Green
county (Texas) Times says: "Rude am of
speech, but II you want a heart with gener-
Gus valves, fiji to run a hydraulic pump,
corral me, and you'll find it beneath my
shirt" -
"0nly think of it~ exclaimed q Chicago
girl, ~ weigh 120 pounds In my stockings. ~
"Do you ?" replied her cousin from st. Louis,
glancing at the feet of the first speaker. 81
wouldn't have believed IL. How much do
you weigh altogether ?" They never speak
as they pass by.-Boston Transcript.
There is some talk of divorce suits among
the colored aristocracy of Austin. A few
weeks ago Deacon Snodgrass said to the be-
witching Mrs. SNOWFALL, who was boiling
soap, "Lubly CONAN, jess lemme taste them
ar lips. only wants to find out eff day has
more suction dan my wife's lips. Use workin'
in de interests of science" tEf dat's all yer
wants to know, jess Ak my husband. He am
always kissin' yer wife's mouf."
White toilets of all kinds appear to be
more than ever the rage In the fashionable
world this winter, cream, snowdror and
ivory being generally preferred to the very
trying blush or pearl white shades. OF white
dress fabrics there are an elegant and almost
endless variety, white brocades, satins mer-
veilleux, Ottomans, Irish poplns, pushes,
plain and embossed velvets, Hindoo CASH
meres, vigognes, English veilings, China
grapes, tulles and French mulls being equally
In vogue.
Philadelphia Belief should think ac-
tresses would get dreadfully tired saying the
same things every night" Cincinnati Belle
$50 should l." Philadelphia Belle-"And
when one play runs right along they have to
wear the same dresses week after week. 1t
must be horrid." Cincinnati Belle-"Yes,
but that Is not the worst of It. Just think
Of the monotony of being kissed by the same
leading man for months at a time. IL
couldn't change once week I'd just die."
This is tulle season. Yards of 1t, acres
Of 1t, clouds Of it are overfiowing society,
and, unless the craze Is soon run down, must
strangle or suffocate the fashionable world.
Every young lady, married or unmarried,
wears tulle-that Is, at balls and parties
somewhere on her dress. The foundation
Is either discarded silk or satin, with guam
titles of Disgusting and identifying tulle
draped and twirled over the skirts II she is
economical or an "old stager," Gs the "John-
nies" say of girl in her second season; but
when Worth contrives the virgin frock, re-
gardless Of expense, 1t Is composed of new
snowdrop satin, drsped with oceans of silk
tulle, and then 1t becomes an airy confection,
worthy Of gods and men indeed.
The Oldest Alphabet.