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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-01-12
IAN FRANCISCO MARKET REVIEW.
tsrrosrED roa IL. sACaAnrsrO R.OoKD-Usros
General Merchandise.

SAG FRANCISCO. J6nuRIy H. 1874
RAGS AND BAG6I G-The feature # the week Is
the suspension of prominent house in this brs neh OF
trade in this CITY namely E. Detrick Co., who nave
uanv years been manufacturers well as dealers
The business is in the bands Of ASST. Tor
the benefit of creditors The Bag business hss en-
bar assed many persons and fms IL tine psst rev ~;
years One for this the general oeele IL
val es From &c. &c and lsc, some years ago prices
of Bags have fallen to g. &c and even &C. thonRh the
min mum rate Tor standard GaIcu1os " neas -FS a.
now &c for spot lots and 14G9e for next season. I
livery. Ii the damage to the June crop OF lhIja Us
anything as bad as reported, holders woulu ap
pear to be masters of the situation tor mex season al
least Wool Bags are quoted at SSd42e; Potato
BRFAp-sh;p Bread. Bic Pilot Bread, 4d4ic; Soda
Crackers. 5td6!c Cakes, 5d2Sc
CANDLEs-FoIowiDg are quotations for Eastern
brands in round lots Grants StearlG a 19- Is o.
l23c Gross Co Adamantine IA or l2GlSei Hardness
Patent Wax lie; Mitchells Adamantne, loSlIosc !of
IA or and isc for 6 or Proctor CANDLES Stearic Acid
Ii o. I5c Ropes 9!Gltc for the two styles SchseI-
ters Searic Acid, Il o. l2c and L OF star iVe y
Candle Companys II OF, loo; Werks Stesrc Acld 1ft
al7sc for l6 OF and l5sc for IA or ~, ~; moos "a
Co.'S Shield l+dl4!c, and solar Wax l6g9Io3c, ootn
full weight Woods Conihan's Z OF, IOGlVte farat-
tine, 2Jc Sperm 2SVG2Sc.
CASE GooDs-A leading lo1al canning firm fur
ushes the following price list Table Fruit per dozen,
in 25-t tins as follows Apples, 81 Aprlcnts, Dam
sou Plums and Muscatel Grapes. 81 % :; Cur
rants, Bartlett Pears, Plums, Nectsrines yellow
Freestone Peaches Prunes and assorted Fruits - ~
BlacA Der les Black Cherries GoOseberres aud hlte
Yellow Ciinsstone Peaches, Raspberries and Straw
b-rries IS; Table Fruit in Sb tins, - 5Ud5 ne
Fruits in 2! Il tins 81 5092 25 and in slb tins ~ %
as Jams and Jellies in . tins, 81 5OG3 Asparagus
in Il m tins 81 IS other Vegetables In IN tins 81 90
az z dozen.
CEMEyr The market is abundanty supplied
We quote Eastern lRos1ndale and other brandsl
81 50da2 rs, and foreign portland and other
brands. 90 1914 50; Golden Gate Plaster g ESQ
8; WOtherspoon aster S3(G3 % santa Cruz Lime,
al 506tI rs h btl Land Plaster Sl2 so p ton Fire
Clay 81 p Dbl American and IS for English Brick
Dust s4d5 e Dbl; Cattle Hair, &c; Goat Hair &c
9 Il
CH1ooRY-California, 5i963c; English and German,
6d6Ac Z II.
Coal Imports thus far this month have been about
20 COO tons VIII CHI is probably a larger average than
the whole month win show. RentoI and Seattle are
quoted at 81 51@S; Coos Bay, st 59sI J. w.
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Sacramento Produce Market wholesale.


sLCRAAKsro. January 10th
FRUu-Lemoas, Sicily, s707 80 & case Oranges,
California g - az so ? box; new crop, SiG5 Mex
ie.u Oranges, 3 5005 Z leo, Lines, SlGi p;
Bananas, e 5000 q tunch PineAppes, seaS
dossn J0coAnuts. s70s , 100; Apples, 81 goal 10
= rox. Pear, & 2'92 3 box; Cranberres, sic SO
Y :, ssoyrAs1ss - Po.atoes, eocasI 80; Onions,
75caSI 10: CauliA1wer, 75ds5c; Cabbage, S5G
Use, Carrots, 50S01c 3 hun ired; Turnips,
G5c p sack, bunch yegetAsee, !2.c dog
Parsnlps, lc; Reefs, 1c; Horse Radish, 697c = n 4;
arr.cnlkes, 75C p dozen; Jerusalem ALcnokes,
3Ieac e \, sweet Potatoes, 3 25a5 SO; Celery,
6ju75c 2 doz; Garlic, Sgic; Nevada Potatoes,
BssADsrurrs-Your. IS IS y barrel; Oatmeal.
Is y lOl rs, latter for Eastern; lornmeal. yell
I5y, g. so; white, q 50 Cracked Wheat. IS p.
PocurRY-LAye Turkeys, 2lP22c Il dressed,
% .2-,. foil grown Chickens, S7@7 30 dozen :;
Young boosters. s+65 y dozen. B;oiiers, sSa5;
tame Ducks, Is 50G9: Geess, 81 S0S2 3 pair +;
Ezss. choice lots, 35dS7lc = dozen.
GAvv- Hare. q 75az Rabbits, s18l 80 D.; Nal
lard Ducks. = 50a4 e doz. Teal, sl1l so 3 doz ,
Sur.-s, - a. so d doz Quail. 81 25al 30 q doz
pAiEY YRUDUCTs-ButJer. choice, 3-l R514. . Z ],
mixed lots, IN rolls, 2sG30c Cheese California,
from ia s.; Western, GATE, l6 gl7c; haT.ns
gs4ys-Beei, SAGE Mutton, SOC, BS; Lamb, 6
rc Fork 1ac; Veal snSI calves, lIdllc, large, SC.
NAY. GgAIE AND FEzD-OA. hay, Sl2Gif . Ton /.
Alfalfa aSy, ssd9 = ton bran, 2 ION, 81 ;
mid lllul-s 50 = ION barley, whole, go = ton
y
s. - : tame osts, 3; com, 81 65 y cwt.
Ys FBUITs-AssorVed, AR cans : iot, 81 70
assorted, gallon -sas, IS; reaches. 2;-b cans,
q. Portland B'ueharriaa 80 cans. ?" Whar-
& berries, 81 Is Capital Asparagus, q 50 3 dozen
cans.
gXtxD FsUUs-Aqples, siced, 9aloc y D. do
iluIored a9ci pesrs, pecisd, 7Gsc; DO a J.
peeled A-sc; guus, pitted ljtsl6c; Peacnes,
lIal25e: do. pce.ca, l3E20s: Pvlnef German and
french. -3sl5c; B.sckherIiea, l51i7c; E!gs, Cali.
fl-uiA 5gS. q.
TAEiE FRr1rs-Assorted, Fan usHs, > dos, g. O
paaaaoe Sc go Bartlett Pears 3 so Pluma, = O.
b.ackbeu-es, e. q0a3: Goosebegres, 3 25 Straw
lerf'es 3 %; Aprlc3i3, y - hu,.t S9Ste-' - SV'
Rsa Cu-rants, IS Is; Cherries, 8 so
HrscELu -Seals-As'a't ar DC; Truo'hv,
f Eastern, 7ss- y D.: Oregon, 8Sct Pop Corn, case
G D., tg1 Isger Il 5ijc, fed Ter. ia; i2sc, Nuts-
F caalsh Waiuuts, - gloc; California Waluutsi
Ic4Ic; Almonds, l5sI6e Peanuts Eastern, 90
3 Ice Peanuts, California 5asc Lard (Calior lia)
I cans, l4c Eastern. l68lSc, Hides. salt, light and
/ medium. 500, and heavy, saioc dry, Is;
/ TaLoR, re; Hops, Offering at lJ8lS5 r
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GrARpING THE Mans THEoraH E,y1-r.
Travellers b. the Suez route must have nc
ticed the picturesque Oriental guards,
three in mum Der. who accompany the mail
BAGS through between Alexandra and
Suez. These are Jsnissaries, and they are,
a. A matter Of fact, in the pay of eur Post,
Office. And a good berth they have, too,
for besides an annual salary Of some $50
, each, they are each allowed l&s. for every
trip taken. It may be imagined then that
now. where there is q vacancy among these
mail guards, what large number OF On
ental candidates there are Tor the office. l
believe the Civil Service Commission m
sists on drawing up aserles OF examlna1lon
rsoars for these Iuckless children Of the
desert. bat I doubt if the lie Of an exam
iner who tried to conduct an examination
would be- safe. Fancy room tuil OF Wild
Jsnissaries essaying to write from dlcsa'
ton "a London Figaro.
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THE MAGNETIC PoLE.-Prof Thompson,
in a lecture st Glasgow, stated that the
magnetic pole is now near Boothia Felix,
more than 1000 miles west of the geo.
graphical pole In 1867 the magnetic pole
was due north. it having been eastward
before that. Then it began to move west
ward until 1916, when the maximum was
reached This is now being steadily d.
minshed, and in 1876 it will again point
true north. Professor Thompson says that
the changes which have been observed, not
only in the direction but in the strength OF
the earths magnetism, show that the same
causes which originally magnetized the
earth are still at work. Scientific Press.
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NDtlr- NUN
We quote Fail
ssn Francisco Meat Market.

Following are rates for whole carcasses from
siaughterers 70 dealers:
BKsy-First quality sla9le second quality, 74G
s.. third quality, 6la7c q a..
vaAL-Large calves, l0IGl2c; small ones, l09l2c
G ID.
MUrros-wethers are quotable at 5!a6c. and ewes
al ltd5c q h.
LlMB-Spring Is quotable at 7aSc . n.
PoRK-Ldve Hogs, State for hard grain hogs on
foot dressed do, 73aSc g Ii.
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HOW TO EVADs GIVING CHRISTMAS
PRESENTS.

A boy Of u stood leaning against the
fence on Duffeld street yesterday, hat
pulled down, feet crossed, and his right
hand going up occasionally to wipe his
nose, when along came another anatomy
about his size and asked
"Sick p
No"
"Any the family dead ?"
"No, I've just been licked"
"Who dun it p
dad"
" Did your ma ask him 20 %
Yes. She told him had been aching
for it more than a month"
"Say, said the new arrival, lyon are
in luck. am trying my bsst to get dad to
whale me. I'd give fifty cents if he tanned
me this noon and it was all through hurt.
ing
"why?"
why Haven't 1 got So saved up to
buy pap and marin Christmas presents, and
II can get EN- to whale me before Christ
mas won't spend every cent of that mon.
ey on myself How much you got ?'
Two dollars
Bully You are all right! You've
bin licked, and they won't expect even a
stick OF gum from their pounded son. I'll
go home and slam the b.by around and
steal sugar and kick the cat and sass
mother, and if can get woloped tonight
I'll meet you here to morrow, and Wen
pool in and bay more pist Is and scalping
knives and rock-candy and nuts and raisins
than you ever saw before Zip peel me
down, dear father; bang my hide on the
fence, mother darling, - Detroit Post.
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san Francisco Produce Market

SAN FF.ANNIkV3l saIIIIaIt IV.I.
Fr6rF-Local trade Is somewhat active, but the
inquiry for shipment is not very pronounced. Best
civ Extra IS $500; medium grades, 81 s. O. s.! /;
sbiopiuc super6ne 81 50a4 IS q Dbl
Wharf.-The market is still in an unsatisfactory
sD,De Foreign advices continue TO he Of discour-
sing character, and buyers will give no attention
whatever TO ,ferings. Fortunately there is 60
pressiug Of samples. Holders accept the situation
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American California
Refinery Refinery.

SYEuP-For twelve months the quotations for local
made have been as follows Bills DOC h4lt-oo 8,
sac. Eralon kegs 6glc gallon tins 72!c 2 gallon.
TEA-Japau-C Common, i5Gz5c, good zaG5.c; su-
periar SIC : extra tine jOd60c Gu-p1wder and Iin-
pgrial-C lInmuu SC. sup r0r 3l4Gsoc extra tine.
65H7 O. G. ucou and Sou. hong Common 2Oc s'pe-
nor 80 n45-, ezra tine 5OG77c Pyuehons Canton.
an papers I5a2ac: F1o-how-Oolous, 55a45c in
psU.rs Comet DO. Sc: Formosa, Z5u55c; uue do
juew se4syul 4oq55c finest do. oJG7Oc g 70.
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a Hebron & BRO ,

WHOLESALE AND RETAIL BUTCHERS
w Having purchased the City Market, on J
street between Front and Second, from P. Herzog,
we shall endeavor TO keep the same supplied with
the BEST OF MEATS. We offer special inducements
to the trade and being connected with the slaugh-
ter-house by telephone, prepared to take or
ders from A. " to Pm. Special attention given
to orders from the country Live Stock bought at
the Highest Market Prices. JylV-lm
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A NATION of hopsekespers tell US that Dr.
Prices Cream Baking Powder is the sweet
szt. purest most efficient, and most whole
come on the American market. With baking
n7wdars as With drinking and cooking water,
houseleepsrs go by experience. The place
70 prove DR.. Prices Baking Powder Is by the
true test-the test Of the oven.
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lREBS. A.

IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN PAINTS, OILS,
Glass, Varnishes, Brushes, Wax Flower Goods
aud Artists Materials Sole Agents for AveIills
Ready Mixed Paints and the Beloit Building Paper.
House aud Sign Painting, Plain and Decorative
Paper Hanging, Glazing and Gliding, Pictures,
Frames and Moldings No 626 J street, between
sixth ana Seventh, Sacramento, Cal. ia14pd
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Eastern and Foreign Markets.

INV YORK, January 10th.
BREADsTUFFs - Flour is quiet and Wheat is
quit the latter at 81 O561 y q bushel.
Wool-Caiforna is steady at 96l0c for fall
hurry and I0al3c for clear fall spring bury, 16c
to lse; clean spring, 24d2sc: pulled, 2sd40c.
HIDE5-California are steady at 223G23c.
CHICAGO, January 10th.
wHKAT- 95zc for February.
CORE-564l for February.
PoRK-Sl4 60 FOR February.
LARD--SS 924 for February
SHORT RIBs-S7 70 for February.
LIVERPOOL, January 10th.
wHgAr-Caliornia spot lots are dull at IS ID to
81 I'd; cargo lots, 43s for Just shipped, Ais cd
for nearly due, and Ais Cd for off coast
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FuSSFLL Bros, Ozark. Mo-, Gays
- Browns Iron Bitters is giving better sati.-
faction than any other medicine we an ile..
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MY HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE

Havng been surgeon in charge Of two leading hos
pitals) enables to treat all private troubles with
excellent results. | wish it distinctly understood
that do not claim to perform imposslbties, or to
nave miraculous or supernatural power. claim only
TO be a skillful and successful Physician and Sur
geon Thoroughly informed in my speciality
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DISEASES OF WAN.

All applying to will receive my honest opinion
Of their complaints-no experimenting | will
guarantee positive cure in every case undertake,
or forfeit 600 Consultation in office or by let
ter FREE and strictly private Charges reasonable.
Thorough examination, including chemical and mi
croscOpal anslyss of urine and advice, SIS. Call
address, DIR. ALLEN, 264 Kearny street. San Fran
CISCO Cal Office hours 9 TO daily, 7 to even
ny: SUNDAYS to u only o20-4ptf
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DR.. Aliens
PRIVATE nIsPENsARY.
THIS EXPERT SPECIALIST.

26l KearDy street, san Francisco Cal.
ESTABLISHED FOR THE SPEEDY AND SCIENTIFIC CURE
OF CHRONIC, NERVOUS AND SPECIAL DIsE tsEs.
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sAMpIE s0TTIE EREE

VIII be sent to any applying by letter, stating
symptoms, and age. Strict secrecy in regard to
all business transactions.
DIR. MATES KIDNEY REMEDY. NE
PHRETTCTM. cures all kinds of Kidney and
Bladder Complaints, Gonorrhea, elect, LeuccrrhGa-
For sale by all Druggists; 81 bottle; six bottles
for IS.
DIR. MINTIE'S DAN0ELION PILLS are the
best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and BiLkOUS
cure in the market. For sale by all Druggists.
KIRK, GEARY & Co Sacramento, Wholesal
Agents m94p1y &o9w-y
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Society Dimness Of Vision, Noises IN the Head the
vital fluid passing unobserveu in the urine, and
many other diseases that's ad to insanity and death
DIR. MINTIE, who is a regular physician grad
uate Of the University of Pennsylvania will agree
70 forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for case OF
this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE (under his
special advice and treatment) will not cure, OF for
anything impure or injurious found in it. DIX.
MINTIE treats all Private Diseases successfully
without mercury. Consultation free. Thor
ough examination and advice including analysis Of
urine, So. Price of Vital Restorative, SO q
bottle or four times the quantity, $40; sent to
any address upon receipt OF price, or c. o. D., Sc
cured from observation, and il private name If
desired by A. T.. MINTIE. VI. D., NO. IL
Kesrny street, San Francisco, Cal.
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YOuNG MEN

And MIDDLE-AGED MEN, who are suffering from
the effects Of Youthful Indiscretions OF Excuses in
naturer years. NERVOUS and PHYSICAL DEBILITY,
IMPoTEScY, LOST MANHOOD. confusion Of ideas, dull
eyes, aversion to society, dependency, pmples Oh
the face, loss OF energy and memory frequency OF
urnating, etc Remember, that by a combination
Of remedies OF great curative power the Do tor has
so arranged his treatment that it will not only afford
irnrnediate relief Int nermanenl cnre
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TO THE UNFORTUNATE
DR.. GIBBONS DISPBNSARY,
sss Kearny street. San Francisco.

Established in 1854, for
the treatment Of Sexual
and Seminal Diseases,
such as Gonorrhea, elect,
Structures, Syphilis in all
its forms, Seminal Weak
ness, Impoteucy, Skin
Diseases, etc, perna-
nently cured or no charge
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is practced by the youth OF both sexes to an almost
unlimited extent producing with unerriag certainty
the following train of morbid symptoms, unless
c0mbated by scientific medical measures, viz: SaljOv
countenance, dark spots under the eyes pain in the
head ringing in the ears noise like the rustlinG Of
leaves and rafting Of charOts uneasiness about the
oins weakness Of the limbs, confused vision,
bunted intellect, loss of confidence, difidence in
approaching strangers, dislike to form &C
quaintances, disposition TO shun society, loss Of
memory, hectic iushes, pimples and various erup-
tons about the face, fuIred tongue, fetid BREATH
coughs, consumption, night sweats, monomanis and
frequently insanity.
CURED AT HOME.
Persons at distance may be cSred at home by
addressing letter to DR.. GIBBON stating case
SYMPTOMS length OF time the disease has continued
and nave medicines promptly forwarded, free from
damage and curiosity, TO any part Of the country
with full and plain directions. BY inclosng ten
dollars in registered letter, through the Postotfce
or through Wells, Fargo Co., apackaee OF medcins
will be forwarded TO any part Of the Union. Please
say you saw this advertisement in the RECORD.
UNION. Address DR.. j. F. GIBB0N,
ja24-4pu Box 1857, San Francisco
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nR ALLEN, AS Is WELL KNOWN, IS A
~ regular graduated Physician, educated at
BOwdOin College and University Of Michigan. He has
devoted lifetime the study of the treatment and
cure OF Diseases within his speciality.
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:. " "a M IL e u . III NJ
The Great English Remedy

Is a never-failing cure
for Nervous Debility Ex-
hausted Vitality, Sem
inal Weakness, Sper-
matorrhga, Lost Man
hood, I'm ency,
Paralysis, and all the ter
rible effects of self-abuse,
youthful follies and ex-
cesses in mature years
such as Loss Of Memory,
Lassitude, n turna
Emissions, Aversion to
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TIE WEEKLY UNION

Il the cheapest ard most desirable Home, News and
Literary Journal published on the Pacific coast.
Terms One Year. %
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-07-19
How They Cot Crowl Together.
From tie TuSa,dHiu NAL.

From tie Tasmania MtH.
p. +. Barnum is acknowledged to
be a cute 'un in the '.show line" as
witness his exhibition of 'cherry-col-
orcd cat" which turned out to be a
glossy black specimen of the feline race.
but It is questionable whether this illu-
sion equallcd draw" announced by
the Salvation Army in connection with
their demonstration last Monday. \
feature in the bill of fare was an item
that there would be shown "a boy with
hair like heaven" This in itself was
sufficient to attract an immense crowd
to the Mechanics Institute, and after
the said crowd had remained in the
hall on the ''qui vive" for couple of
hours. thc''ftature" was at length eX-
hbited. The surmises of the congre-
CATION that the lad would be lily-white
youth of or Summers, with hair OF
haNcn hue, proved incorrect, as, upon
the Chairman's signal, a well grown son
CT Ham stepped forth. Now" said
the Captain, I'VE will proceed with our
promise. You would hardly imagine
that this youth has hair Ike Heaven
But he has. In that head above face
as black as your hat YOU cannot distin-
guish a parting-herce the similarity"
Amidst the laughter of the on-lookers
the army struck up ''Thcre'll be no
parting there"
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-07-19
TREATMENT OF CHOLERA.

The following instructions for the treat
ment OF cholera were issued by Tue New
York Board of Health
Cholera is almost invariably proceed
ed by painless diarrh~a. and this in all
cases to be promptly treated.
"When diarGhma is present go to bed
and maintain 4 position on the back, use
abundance of blankets and send for a
physician. Stay in bed until you are
well, but do not consider yourself well
until you have natural movement of
the bowels. Abstain from all drinks and
apply mustard p!asters to the bowels. In
the absence OF doctor an adult can
take ten drops Of laudanum and ten drops
of spirits of camphor a child of ten
years, five drops of each, aud a child OF
five Years, three drops of each, repeated
every twenty minutes SO long as diarrhni
or vomiting continues. This will save
time, but in all cases have physician il
possible.
10 ioi ScL up, puL use Tue oeu pan
or other convenience to avoid chilling the
body. Remove immediately all the evac.
uations from the room scald all the
utensils used, or disiufect them will
chloride of lime; scald also all your
clothing
The Board also recommends the ut
{
| person; remove all rig-slJs OF slaughtt
| houses use strict Temperance in eatiis
and di linking avoid all vegetables have
good ventilation wear II tnnel next the
skin and avoid all unnecessary fatigue
Promptness and viyor with the above
advice will II most eases meet and mas;el
| this plaUue
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-07-19
Keen CT serv. ton.

The other night When Mr.. lIarve,
Blades, 4 well known official Of Arkau
sas, went home, he had reached that
close observing stage Of intoXication
ines the most uuimportant objects and
makes " Use comments. In this state Of
drunkenness mln takes n ptice of every
household article. Every chair demands
Il certain amount of attention. After
sitting down with studied gravity Mr..
Harvey Blades noticed feather " inc on
the floor. He debated for awhile wheth-
Ell or not it would be an Illustration of
sohretv to remove it. and, remembering
ers from the carpet after having .iammed
the pillows III making the bed, he arose,
took up the feather examined it mo-
ment, raised window, aid threw it
out. This performance did not entirely
satisfy him, for in his mind there lurkc d
suspicion that his vile might fan cy
min W DC uluIk. Ill lObkll1 AROUND lOl
another test he discovered the water
bucket He knew that to bring fresh
water would, beyond doubt, settle the
question of his sobriety, SO he took up
the bucket and went out to the we'll.
Feeling around and no. finding the moss
covered bucket" but deciding that it
must be at the bottom of the well, he
began to turn the windlass For fifteen
minutes he turned the crank. "Dcep, st
well | ever saw" he museu. and cortin-
ued to grind. After awhile his wife
came out and said
Harvey, what in the name of common
sense are you DOING
''Try'n to draw bucket water. Deepest
well ever saw. Grindin' for hour, buck t
not up yet"
"Why, don't you know that we had
the well cleaned out, and that the buckle ct
has been taken off? Come on away. You
are as DRINK as fool
"Keenes' observation lever saw, ;" said
the unfortunate gentleman to himself.
Never saw thing like it,