New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-01
THE TALK OF The D4 I.

| dynamite nonsense" Probably it would refer TO q
murder by shooting as shotgun tomfoolery." With
people spade Is always shovel unless 1t suits
| their convenience to call it hoe
From James Gordon Bennett, London, TO Bennett.
Herad, New York: shake up the Office and assign inc
man vino started the Blame rOOrDaCk 10 castle OaEuel
again. Pliladep hia Press
James Crutche OF this city, has written pamphlet
on the advantages of carbon gas in which he pro-
pounds the conundrum, " DO you know that the Divine
has revealed that water was made for fuel light
and powerl" And then he squares himself by adding In
parenthesis, If properly mixed with small amount OF
carbon" Mr. Crutchett also announces the probable
destruction OF the Brooklyn Bridge unless provided
against.
That American and English dramatic companies
are taken AZ their real s1ue IN muroge - 'I ~
is evident SWISS patience has u limit-IPhiladephia
Times.
wealthy English gentleman is trying 70 convert the
poor heather in India by inserting Mr.. Surgeons
sermons as an advertisement IN OF tho native
papers The people think that they advertisement
of a patent medicine.
Massa Lnlums Boy,"is probably the first Of the cam
pqign songs OF tie present campaign 1t Is dedicated 10
Secretary Lincoln and the following is one OF its stanzas
Oars song foatin round us dat dc darsies all will
You viii in de comdelds and de caue-brakes with
For der new song de bestest and it fills de heart with
We going to have tor Prcsumdent, good Old Mass
Linkums Boy"
The Ne,r- York Iiucs in doube-ea1ed editorial, de-
carcs mat 1t WIZ support good candidate Dut VIII urn
Chicago Convention has no notion 81 nominating any other
than good candidatc-l syracuse Journal
Churches that get nd of their pastor say
that they assist niH to abdcate" This is somewhat
similar TO the phrase used by coOred deacon In siur
case He said "wc sent him In his resignation"
There are thousands upon thousands of individuals who
confidently predicting villa. the Convention Will bring
forth week Yet there is not nuttonheaded dog
driver the coast oil Kantscnatka who does Lot know
as much about 1t As any o. tLeI-lCncnnat IimesstIr
Vice Chancellor Dawson. OF JcGil University Mon
tresl has been lecurng before the Victoria Institute.
London prehistoric fl says he has fOuul ey-
denccs OF prehistoric men in Egypt.
The Neic. York Times not be quoted q Repub.
can organ, authority. Its REPUBLICAN subscribers
questioning it, kepuoc1nism aud 1t makes assistant
Democratic ans"eIs-Ja a. gives assistant Demo,
cratic opinions and falls statements about men and
' Mns generally 1t 'a''i'i' Observation-Disclosures
Democrat paper asks the question Is there a Re-
form partyt" on yes, there very lively one and
will hold ITS National Convention Clicag 90 Tues
day
II Blaine couldn't carry New-York then that State de-
serves 10 20 10 the Il that H. 70 the Democracy. II is
pretty much the same thing, ugh-lNOrIIsown Her
Mrs. Beiva Lockwood. the female lawyer of Washing
ton, viii DC IN Chicago this week "whoOpng up for
Butler Incidentally She wiz hire hall and talk before
the peace society.
The solid solvcncy Of the legitimate business Interests
of this country best shown by the hrness with watch
they have resisted the GeinOraLng influences the past
mouths exposure OF rotcnne;S III speculative affairs.
When disclosures like those in NewYOrk Pittsburg and
elsewhere do not provoke general panic we may be sure
that scG! Dn,ness resting On foundation free nom
qucAsaEd- Philadelphia Press
Ana now The news comes that Colonel Mcclure Of No
bile, Ala, anL John spies, OF Indiana won't light duel
after all about Mrs Jefferson Davis The incident in
glri 70 which they going fight took place.
aud besides Colonel Mcclure has been dead three years
As things 60, the only ticket and platform
conceive oi Is key to 10 through the campaign without
plOYOilng Yehementy unaYOIab.e comment would ne:
For lreslent-rhe Babe Unborn, foL Ncc-Prcsldent-A
Dead Man; platform his Mother Expects tie
Former 10 be, ANA what bis Epitaph says the Latter
lIOCEostCr Ost-EG press.
\ negro vigilance committee" OF Richmond, No. re-
Gently ducked ana taen thrashcd black man Who had
been beating his wife.
There has been just euoagl frost put gilt edge on
the price OF the consignment OF small fruits and
eaIly vesetabies.-trttsburgC Commercial Gazette
Several French women have distinguished themselves
As builders and house decorators and nov comes the
news mat American girl MISS Laura White has ju.t
been admitted 10 the scAOo. 0; Architecture IN
Parts.
At Nantasket Beach Hotel Il Sioux Indian is ernr!oyed
a. waiter lii' duiy Is 10 scalp The butter" >a!s The
Nctc York Gf0yhtt Are his business = uO To
keep lis WlS-wam!-l NOulstOWn Herald
A substitute FOR genun, human hair IS now made out
OF the lining the but the palmetto tree IL
can be made OF any .enSth and dyed any color.
ENGLAND has sent message 10 General Gordon COM
uliu'ilg pm 10 return Immediately Gordon
poo1Dy make tue same reply a. the schos. boy to mis-
mother ShO sent f0g Inn co.us home from school:
" Cag'1 TN KEEP IN. Boston Post.
According to Me S. Louis Pos. Dsplich the regular
guests OF the Palmer House chicago who we're asked L,
leave TO accommodate the delegates - the two conyen
lions, simply furious. Bat Ny Palmer says business
Is business, AID dlty duty, and besides some o. tho
guests were no great shakes anyway.
Some one says that young Mr.. English will not be
the only poor English heard Congress- But then per.
haps he Wont be heard By the way way doe, not
liicheleu Robinson make a fuss about the admission
OF man whose very is redolant o. the hated saXoni
There is now avery Large aud successful darkAorss
show in Chicago
Footpads making Ike burden TO the citizens Of
Leadyi!e. Col, who are cut late at night Two or
three hold ups take place every evening"
Southern journalism has its drawbacks. The Hinton
W VA Week'y Republican failed To appear the other
day and The next weeS it explained that the failure
was" on account Of the junior editor being compelled 70
go 10 Charleston 70 answer United states
ont against him by the senior editor"
The new imperial palace strasburg will be completed
within three years Il ot S250OO0 The Emperor
is anxious 20 have completed soOn as he has only six
other palaces 20 live IN.
Amoyement is on foot to build Soldiers Home on tho
Gulf OF Mexico FOR the disabled Union soldiers scattered
throughout the Southern States.
The Luke Voorhees, cattle ranch In Wyoming comprises
100000 OF Land 10000 OF which nclosfd by
barbed wire fence. The ranch has frontage
OF thirty miles, and will easily accommodate 10000 head
Cf cattle.
The Fks6mg Herald says that moro than nine tcnths
OF the people OF Mississippi demand strong anti-protee-