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The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Plain - The Nose on Your Face.
What is the difference between . persons
nose and Carboline the Great Petroleum Hair
Remover. Ans:-one is tho center of the head
and the other Is head scenter.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Within month trotters, PAGERS, and
steamers have beaten all previous
records.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters is the grand appe-
tizer of the age. All genuine bear the signature
Of ]. P. Allen, Druggist st. Paul, MINI
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Older than Emperor william.
DR.. Warmers German Hop Bitters, the great
German Remedy. None genuine that do not
bear DR.. G. D. Warmers name on bottle and
label
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
"woman and Her D,se.ses,

The will of T. s. McManus was fled for pro-
bate at St Paul. His estate goes to the widow
and children.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
Don't BE 8w1ndled.

The only genuine German Hop Bitters and
White Wine of Tar Syrup are Dr. C. D. War
ner's, whose name appears on every bottle,
label and wrapper of the genuine.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

s the title of an interesting illustrated treatise
(96 pages) sent, post paid, for three letter
stamps. Address Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, N Y
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

"Rough on Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ring
worms, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet, chiblains
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
Nose ON Your Yaoe

ia cough disturbs your sleep one dose o
Piso's cure will give you nights rest
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
"Delays arc DANGEROUS, -

Dix, Becker county, is the latest Minnesota
postoffice
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

A $4,000 statue has been erected to tho
Of Mozart in Vienna
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

. The BEST Is THE CHEAPEST therefore use
Frazer Axle Grease.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

A firm Of Helena tsilors are in trouble for
smuggling s,,T ~. - g, g
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

The prince of Wales second son is at school
at Heidelberg, Germany.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Commander schley says the alleged inter-
view with him ia liz
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

I have been using Svifts Specific e. s. s.
and find it to be the best remedy Of the kind I
have ever been sble to get, and have tried
than AL Jom TBcMR, Sd q. g. Osvaary.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

!: seBuchu-Paiba. Quick, complete, cure al
annoying kidney and urinary diseases. d.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
PAIN1

inevitable DEATH and liable at any time to
upon Therefore it is important that remedial
agents should be at hand to be used in emergency,
when made to feel the excrllciating agonies
of pain or the depressing influence Of disease.
Such remedial agent exists in that old Reliable
Family Remedy,
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
What there ia in a Bottle,

Sufficient to stop in five minutes the
smarting, singing pain of 100 burns or
scalds. It will stop the pain as soon as
applied.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

=, By tho use Of tnis REMEDY, the
their strength, and the blood II
purified. a
It IL by hundreds Of the best doctors TO
be the ONLY CURE for ell kinds Of Kidney Diseases.
It II purely vegetable, and cures when other medd
cnes a1. Over 100 Physicians in the State of Rhode
Island record tesfying in tta favor and who pro
scribe 1t regularly.
It n prepared expressly for these diseases, and has
never been known to fail. One trial viii convince
you. For sale by all druggists. PRICE S1.26.
Send for Pamphlet Of Testimonials.
HvTT'5 RE4EEDT co.,
PROVIDENCE, r. I.
Aw. Brown, ND. Of Providence, q. T., says:
ssf have used HUNTS Kidney and Iiverl REMEDY
in my practice for the past sixteen years, and
oheerfu1ly recommend It - being . safe and
xeliable remedy"
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Pure Cod-Liver OIL maze from selected livers.
York. 1t is absolutely pure and sweet Patients who
have once taken it prefer it TO all others Physicians
nave decided superior to any of the other oils in
market
ChaDped Hands. Face. Pimples. and rough
SAID cured by using JUNIPER TAR SOAP, made BY
u WELL. 6AzARD D Co. New York.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Coles Carboisalve instantly relieves the pain Of
Burns and Scads and never leaves Scar. 1t is the
best salve in the world for general family 25c and
75c- At druggists or by mail.
j. w. COLE Il CO., Black River Falls Wis.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

An Invaluable Remedy.-None except those
who have suffered all the horrors of Dyspepsia,
can fully appreciate the value and efficacy OF
Perry Davis Pain Killer, sovereign remedy
for this distressing disease in all its forms is
used internally and externally, test it's virtues
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Plenty to relieve the oppression and
wheeling of the most severe case of
of Asthma. The direct cure of Asthma
by this medicine is proof that DR.. Thorn
as Eclectric Oil has no equel as an Asth-
ma cllro
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
large number Of spurious dimes are IN
circulation in New York. 49, - -
Rough on Rats Clears out rats, mice flies,
roaches, bed bugs, ants, vermin, chipmunks. 15c.

Three burglars who deprecated in Hastings,
were captured with their plumber at Red Wing
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

More than enough to save dozen
children Choking with Group. One
minute after the first dose the hardest
attack of Group will be relieved.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
REPUBLICAN POLITICAL NOTES.
Elaine 1staliatss

!. Indianapolis, Ind, Special Telegram, Aug.
1.-The following dispatch was received hers
this morning: fe.-s sS* s =.
Bar Harbor, Me-, isg Il Col. ". r Hal
loway; I have this morning received the atro-
cious libel of the Indianapolis Sentinel, The
story is utterly and abominably false in every
statement and in every implication. Political
ISLANDERS do not stop to notice, but this editor
assails the honor OF my wife and children
desire you, without IN hours delay, to employ
the proper attorney and have the responsible
publisher Of the Sentinel sued for libel in the
United States district court OF Indiana. It is
my only remedy, and am sure that honorable
Democrats. alike with honorable Republicans,
will justify me in defending the honor of my
family, il need be, with my life: -tsigned]
The matter has been placed in the. hands
Of Senator Harrison, who, in obedience to
the request in connection with Messrs:, Mil
Ter and Eden, attorneys, this evening fled
thei following complaint with the clerk of tho
circuit court: James G. Blaine; plaintiff. va.
the Indianapolis Sentinel company and John
G. Shoemaker, defendants for libel Excluding
the legal verbiage, the gist of the libel is found
in an article copied from the Sentinel in which
it is stated that there is hardly an intelligent
man in the country who has not heard that
James G. Blaine betrayed the girl whom he
married, and then only married her at the
muzzle of shotgun. II MI: Blaine wss .
scoundrel to betray an innocent girl, and if
after despoiling her he was . craven to refuse
her legal redress, giving legitimacy to her
child, until q loaded shotgun stimulated his
conscience, then there is blot on his private
character more foul, if possible, than any of
the countless stains ON his political record"
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

tsRough on Corns." .15c. Ask for it. Com
plete cure, hard or soft corns, warts, b,lnions
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21

Abundance to cure score of colds and
the coughing that often leads the way to
Consumption. IT WILL POSITIVELY ease
Cough in fifteen minutes.
The Northern Pacific farmer. [volume] (Wadena, Minn.) 1878-1885, 1884-08-21
FEVER AND AGUE

Prevails, there is remedy held in greater esteem.
Persons travelling should keep it by them.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
A Tramp Printers Story.

at was Tangle-Foot Tony that
was tramping with me-" said cred
dy," as he ran a piece of twisted
paper down the lamp chimney to get
Il light for his pipe. ave reached
Baltimore a little after dinner time,
and as we entered the suburbs, being
hungry as wolves, l told Tony to
wait under a tree near by, and l
would go up to house little way
off and ask for something to eat. l
walked up to the door and rang the
bell. The summons was answered
by Il servant, who kindly invited me
in, notwithstanding my dilapidatcd
appearance. | asked for the lady Of
the house, who appeared, and to
whom | appealed for food. She told
me TO follow her, and led the way
down into the dining room. | sat
down TO the table and commenced
eating. The lady was very kind, and
all the time ! was eating talked
sympathctically of the poor people
thrown out of employment and of
the hard times pcrvading the coun-
try, and seemed anxious that ]
should cat enough, an idea that my
stomach and the large roast before
me also suggested. My time was
not so absorbed in eating that | failed
to notice a little girl sitting in ono
corner of the room surrounded by q
promising young family Of dolls
She seemed to be deeply interested
and Just before | finished eating dis
appeared, but soon returned, and
advancing to where | @t, laid sill
yer quarter by my plate. 1t brought
the tears TO my eyes to see the young
face bcaming with benevolence, and
turning to the lady, | remarked
Bid her take it back, please; | cant
rob such an angel she is too kind
she makes me feel my own I'M
worihiness to breathe the same all
with such innocence, untalnished by
a single spot from the wicked world
around her. Bid her, kind lady, take
it back ooh, no. said the lady
keep it. In your distress it will dc
you more good than she could real
izc from it, and besides | wish TO en-
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
Kentucky Women.

Tolcdo Blade.
As to women. the Kentuckian car
ries his devotion to u point that is de-
lightful, if it is absurd. He loves a
fine woman with a love that is half
reverence. lie does not love her us
the lion does the lamb. TO eat her, bu.
with an acknowledgment that she is
the superior being. that she was crea-
ted to be loved and cherished, and all
that sort Of thing, and that to love
and cherish is not only a pleasure.
but the highest duty.
TliS comes from the fact that Ken
lucky has style of women to be found
nowhere else. Physically splendid,
they are exceedingly well endowed
mentally, and the peculiar feeling
the Kentucky gentleman has for them
makes them better than they would
otherwise be. They reciprocate the
feeling. They strive to be worthy Of
the alteration bestowed on them.
They quite understand that no man
will long worship sham, even i'll
petticoatS, and so they do what is in
them to be worth, individually, the
consideration the Kentuckian feels
bound to accord TO them collectively.
Every woman strives to he actually
what every man in Kentucky holds
it as a point of honor to consider a
woman to be.
The moral to this is that if men
want women to rise to the height Of
their notions, the first step to make
them SO is to consider them. Put
the standard where you will, they
will make u desperate struggle to
reach it.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15

Monday. 1t is said that he came on
business but the young lady calls
him only ''parlicular friend"
MrssrS. Y. Il. Hancock, W. |. Fra
ser, W. w. Radford and w. IL. Dra-
per, all of llopkinsville and Mr.. viii
Elliott from Oak Grove, were among
the visitors in town on last Sunday.
Mr.. r. L. Cooper, one Of our popu-
lar young merchants, left for the
eastern markets on last Monday to
lay in his spring stock of goods.
1t is about time that the irrepressi-
Bile spring poet was rubbing up his
rusty pen, and ere long, we, the
readers Of the SOUTH KENTuCKIAN,
may expect to be RECALLED with reg
ular "Thom sonian" effuSion on the
joys and beauties of the Vernal sea-
son. CAMILLE.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
A Boiled Buzzard,

The belled buzzard, whose flight
over the Western counties of Ger
gia has aroused so much superstitious
fear among ignorant whites and
blacks, passed over a field the other
day, where three men were blowing
One of Them, Il negro. quit work at
once, and said the bird was warm,ng
the people of another cyclone, in
which hundreds of people void b.
killed. The story Of this celebrated
bird is an interesting one. Nearly
two years ago it was pet in the farm
yard of a farmer named Freeman in
Paulding county. Che of lis children
one day attached sheep-bell to the
bird foot, and the tinklins sound OF
the bell scared it so that it immedi-
atcly flew away. The first night Out
it alighted on the roof Of negro cab
in in Heard county. One of the in
mates went out to ascertain the cause
Of the bell-ringing, and immediately
the Ouzzard rose from It's perch and
flew away. The night was clear and
cold, and as the inmates rushed out
and behcld the great black object and
heard the tinkling Of the bell hun
dreds Of feet in the air, great fear
siezcd them and they all took to their
knees under the impression that the
end Of the world was approaching.
Ever since the bird has pursued it,
migration through the Stale, arousing
he fears of the superstitious, who re-
gard its visits as an evil omen. The
negroes and many whites, too, all
along the track Of the late storm in.
sist that they heard the fateful bell
about an hour before the terrible
wrath Of wind had come upon them
In 1917 Il buzzard was similarly
bclled in Putnam county, and up UNI
til 1850, when his preseace'wa, list re-
ported in Greene county he was
vouched for as having visited point;
as far West as Meridian, Miss, and
in several Northern counties of Ten.
nesSec.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15

courage her in such acts so that size
will grow up to be good and useful
woman badc the family adieu,
with many thanks for their kindness,
and deeply impressed with what |
had experienced. | walked back to
where | left Tony, mCditating as |
went-realizing that the world con-
tanned some true Christians, after
all. Taking care 10 remove all traces
of tears, | approached Tony, who
scanned my countcnancc closely and
inquired, What luck, old chap !
held out the money, fresh from those
pure little hands. lie opened his
eyes astonishingly wide and cried
out, Twenty-Five cents! Enough
for tcO driRkSr"
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
Will Read Either Way.

Our friends have heard of palm
words or lines that read and
spell the same backward as forward.
The following sentences, printed in
the London Truth, simply make sense
read word by word either way:
Solomon had vast trcasurcs-sil-
yer and gold-things precious. Hap
ply and rich and wise was he. Faith
fully served he God.
"She sits lamcnting sadly, often too
much alone.
"Man is noble and generous often,
but sometimes vain and cowardly.
"Carefully boiled eggs are good
and palatable." -Youth's Compan-
ion.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
HAS QUIT POLITICS.

Capt. Sam Gaines, tits understood,
has formally renowned politics since
the passage ofso many local prohibi-
ton bills by the Legislature. Capt.
Gaines made thorough canvass of
the State for Clerk of the Court of
Appeals two years ago, but he is re-
ported as saying that he will never
make another where the home of the
simon pure unauthorized Democra-
cy is to be reached by such a tortu-
Gus path that a candidate will be
compelled to ride a hundred and
twenty-five miles around four prohi-
bition counties in order to get to the
next speaking place fifteen miles
away.-Louisville Commercial.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15

Jack Dodson, a negro man aged
siXty-nine, died at the Chestnut
Knob settlement Saturday. lie was
born black-almost typical negro
but years ago white spots appeared
on his face and body, and gradually
increased until two years ago he was
absolutely white. His skin was
healthy, and did not have the slight
est indication of leprosy. All the
while he was in perfect mental
health. The local scientists simply
pronounce this wonderful change Il
phenomenon, and 90 no further
Richmond (Va.) Dispatch.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
Reading Democrats Out Of
the Party.
New York SUM-


A telcgraphic dispatch from Wash
ngton, signed with the initials of the
Hon. Henry Watterson, and partak-
ing somewhat of the character Of
proclamation, ukase, bull, or pronun-
ciamcnto, appeared in the Louisville
Courier-Journal Of Tuesday. The
most interesting passage is herewith
presented;
The sooner the break comes the
better. There can be no arrange
ment short of the Morrison bill, be-
tween the Democratic party and
Pennsylvania. If Mr.. Randall and
his followers cannot support 50 con-
scrvatlve measure, they can sup
port nothing except high tariff bill,
proposed by the Republicans and in
that event they had better pick up
their gripsacks and go over to the
Republicans, where on this question
they properly belong"
This reminds us of Il little incident
not related in any Of the primers on
natural history. a Tin Can once
succeeded in getting itself attached,
by several frank and ingenious boys,
to the tail of a fine Dog. The Dog
started for Chicago. The Tin Can
started too. They Jared along to-
gcther, not without considerable dis
comfort and apprehension on the
part o the. head OF t nc proc' ion.
The Tin Can, being empty made
much noise as it ratified over the rub
bic, and at last the Dow, slightly
turning his head rcmarking in
mild demonstrating voice. at
strikes me you are a good deal of
nuisance on an expedition of this
sort" Whcrcupon the Tin Can rcd
dened almost to the color of the to-
matocs it had formerly contained,
and rctortcd with some heat, "The
sooner the break comes the better.
hereby read you out of the Animal
Kingdom"
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15

A JUDGE once said to a counsel,
"Your client had better make a COM
promise ask her what she will take.
Counsel" My good woman, his Lord
ship asks what you will take" Where
upon the old woman, with curtsey, re-
piled, "I'm much obleeged to his Lord.
ship, as he's sac kind I'll just TAX q
glass O. speerits."
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15
Our Agents.

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q. @. SPRAeUE, of Fargo, Dakota, is
ono of the largest landowners in the
world, now having clear title to more
than 100000 acres, $4,000 Of which are
in Dakota, about 100000 in Texas, 10000
in Mississippi, and various other tracts
in all parts of the Union. He says he
lost 81, 900, 900 in the Chicago fire.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15

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COPIED COMMENTS.
WHERE WAS HE !

Where was Deacon Smith when
the people of Cincinnati were being
shot down like dogs by a crowd Of
irresponsible boys in uniform? He
was probably on top of Mount Au-
burn with spy-glass, looking out
for some Kentuckian with pistol
in his hip pocket.-Yeoman.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-04-15

A DOG at Savannah committed suicide
by stretching himself across the track
in front of a moving engine. 1t was
supposed that he did so, crazed with
grief over the death of his master, who
was killed some time before by falling
from an engine.