Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1884-03-04

satisfaction
Eaten up alive for want of Bore
mans Sweet .Vcrmifuge.
Canvassed Hams, of superior quail
itY, for sale by S. S. Dalgarn.
A hotel modelled after an elephant
is to be erected on Coney Island, and
be finished by the latter part of June.
Boreman's Sweet Vermifugc, Bore
mans Sweet Vermifuge. 25c.
"Why do you keep yourself so dis
tant?" said fair one to cold lover.
Because distance lends enchantment
to the view"
What makes you feel badly? Is it
biliousness? p. NJ. L. P. cure that.
mo love-" he said, Il can't af-
ford to take you sleighing, but I'll do
the next best thing. Come down to
the store any day, and I'll let you see
me shoot a rat
The farm of the late j. n. Cowan,
246 acres, at Cowan's S Station, Rock
ingham county, has been sold to Eu-
gene West, formerly of Maryland, for
S32.j0 per acre.
The way to produce smile on the
face of a man suffering with rack
ing cough, is to make him present of
bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
Just try it and you will be astonishcd
at the result.
Said the exasperatcd wife, '' 1 wish
it was a custom for women to trade
husbands, as it is for men to trade
horses. I'd cheat some woman dread
fully before sundown.''
AGolden opportunity is now offer
ed to buyers of Clothing. Geo. II.
Hagley, with this issue, advertises
his entire stock of Mems and Boys
clothing at cost, and all other goods
at extremely low prices.
When Jones heard it remarked that
the less a man drank the cooler he
was, he wanted to know how much
drink he would have to go without in
order to freeze to death.
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN.-The
wise man is prepared for them by
keeping on hand bottle of Phcnol
Sodique, the great remedy for scalds,
burns, cuts, etc. For sale by drug
gists and general storekcepers. See
adv. '=s= '.,f .--. =zz,=---a a-aaz
A little girl in Connecticut was
taken by her mother to a dentist, who
removed a tooth. That night at
prayers she said, "Forgive us our
debts, as we forgive our dentists.
CELEBRATED WINE PEODUCT OF
New JERsEY.-The best wine in the
country, that received the highest
premium ut the Centennial, is Spcer' s
Port Grape Wine, which has become q
celebrated product of New Jersey.
This wine and his p. J. Brandy arc
used by physicians everywhere, who
rely upon them as the purest to be
had. 1t is unsurpassed for weakly
females, and old people. For sale by
all druggists.
1t was his first attempt on roller
skates, and as they brought him into
the toilct-room he remarked: "I tell
you, boys, that was gorgeous. l
must have knocked in the whole dome
of heaven, the way those stars flew
round"
IMPORTANT PROCLAMAT1ON.- The
Hon. Peter Bowe Sheriff of the City
and county of New York. Recently.
in conversation with one of our re-
porters, Mr.. Bowe proclaimed the
following fact: ''I consider St. Ja-
cobs Oil ell excellent remedy, and
one that ought certainly to find its
way into every household. Mr.. Bowc
always has bottle of it there, and
makes family remedy of it. -
Nc1" York FUening Telegram.
Mr.. w. w. Corcoran, of Washing.
ton, has presented to the Southern
Historical Society, of Richmond. Va.
the original Constitution of the Con,
federate States, signed by the repre-
sentatives ofSOuth Carolina, Georgia
Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Lou
isiana and Texas.
OPENING TIE FOUNTA1Ns.-In mum
berless bulbs beneath the skin is Sc
creted the liquid substance whicl
gives the hair its texture, color anC
gloss. When this secretion stops tht
hair begins at once to become drv
lustrelcss, brittle and gray. Is tina
the condition of your hair? If so, ap
ply ParlSer's Hair Balsam at once. I
will restore the color, gloss and life
by renewing the action of nature
: The Balsam is not an oil, not dye
but an elegant toilet article, highI,
appreciated because of it's cleanliness
What are you doing?" asked
boarding house man of his chum a
he caught him tiptoeing up and dow
stairs. I'm going to get marie,
next month, was the solemn reply
{" and I'm practicing how to get i,
late at night without raising a rack
et.'
NERvoUsNEss.-The moment ther
is danger of impairment of the min,
from excessive nervous exhaustion
or where these exists forebodings o
evil, a desire for solitude, shunnin
and avoiding company, vertigo an
nervous debility, or when insanity ha
already taken place, PERUSA shoul
beimPlicidIy relied on. BUTT is nevc
we'll to wait so long before treatmen
is commenced. The early symptom
are loss of strength, softness of til