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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23


To the Editor Of the Illinois Stadts1eitung:
Having read that DIR. Silsbee's Ana
kesis Is such an excellent remedy for
piles, ! can testify to the truth of that
statement. For 25 years 1 suffered from
the disease named. The advice of sew
eral doctors whom 1 consulted about It,
was always the same, to drink cold water
which never d d me any good. l used many
sorts of pills and lotions without ever getting
any relief. The physician whom l con-
suited last, prescribed for me to drink
cream of tartar in cold water. Having con-
tinued this treatment for halfa year found
my ailment unchanged. Then | made up
my mind TO try one dollars worth OF DR.. 5.
Silsbee's Andkesis from NeustBdter Il Co.,
No. SO Mercer St, New York, the use Of
which at once relieved my pains and ef-
fected a complete cure. Since about five
years l am nd of piles, by the use of four
dollars worth of AndkesiS. Persons ad-
vised by me TO try the same, were relieved
and cured by It.
1t is not my aim in this notice 10 assist
Messrs. Neustadter s. Co., in selling their
"Anakesis," but rather TO help sufferers
from Piles. CHRIST LINow,
Waverly, Bremen Co., Iowa.
Eehruary % 1884
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

AN EXTENDED POPULARITY. BROWNS
BRONCHIAL IRoCHEs have been before
the public many years. For relieving
Coughs and Throat troubles they are su-
perior TO all others. Sold only in bo1es.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

''Do you suppose eating angel cake
will make an angel of me?' asked a
seraphic young lady of the worldly
young man. i've no doubt it will"
he answered, '.if you will only eat
enough of it"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23
Carbo-lines.

The gray and bald no more shall grieVe,
The signs of coming age,
For CarbOline can both retrieve
And fullest grIefs assusge.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

Have you Heart Disease in any form I
if so use DR.. Graves Heart Regulator; 80
years have proved it sure remedy for or-
ganic or sympathetic Heart Disease. 81.
per bottle at druggists.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

CRuMBED HADpocK. the
bones and skin from cola boiled had
dock and put them on to boil with
half a small onion. Pick the fish, into
flakes and mix with pint of fish,
one tesspooniul of salt, half a teaspoon
fui of pepper, and one cupful OF dry
bread crumbs; fill butter dish hall
full of the mixture, then pour IN what
remains of your drawn butter, add the
rest of the fish. sprinkle crumbs over
the top, moisten with the water IL
which you have boiled the bones, and
bake about twenty minutes. 1t must
he more moist than scalloped oysters.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

A NEW Epglald man swallowed some
shot, and one of them worked its way
INTO his Lrain and killed him. He might
as WE'LL have made faces at a Nevada
man.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

so you ran newspaper once did
your asked q reporter of a tramp
Yes, for two mouths" did you
clear anythine? ''Oh, yes, L cleared
out."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

PUREsT AND BEST CoD-LIvER OIL nom selected
Iivers, on the seasAore, by CasweIl Hazard Il Co.,
n. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Patients who
have once taken il prefer it to al otnera Physl-
clans declare II superior 10 all other oila.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

Mr.. Norman Hunt, of No. 169 Chestnut
street, Springfield, Mass, writes April 10.
1888, saying:
"Having the affiiction caused by kidney
and liver diseases, and after enduring the
aches, pains, weakness and depression inci-
dent thereto until body and soul were near
ly distracted. l sought for relief and a cure
from my trouble, and was told by friend
v no had been cured by it himself, that the
best and only sure cure was Hunts Rene
dy, and upon his recommendation 1 com
menced taking 1t, and tie first few doses
improved my condition In very marked
manner, and a continuance of its use has
justified all that my friends claimed for IL
that it was a sure and permanent cure for
all diseases of the kidneys and liver. Sew
eral Of my friends in Springfield have used
1t with the most grstify ing results, and
feel It my duty as well as a pleasure TO re-
commend Hunts Remedy in the highest
Dossible terms"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

1H beef carcass weighing 1,40O
pounds and mutton l60 pounds are
the stanoslds in the Briteh markets,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

CHAPPED HANDS, face pimples and rough skin
cured by using Juniper lar soap, made oy Cas-
well. Hazard & Co. New YORK
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Dr, Kline's dreal Nerve nssrorer u me marvel
If the age for al nerve diseaseA All nts stopped
free. Send 70 93l Arcn street. Phladelphia, Pa
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The increasing sales Of PIso's Cure at.
tests Its claim as the best cough romedy.
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AMERICAN titles of distinction--bsar-
on wallstrset, Count Yourchicksns,
Earl Ytobed.
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ASK lor "Rough on Corns" lsc. Quick relisf.
complete, Permanent cure. COINS wsrta bunIons
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

"WellsHealth Rencwer-restoresh health and yiror
cures Dyspepsia. Impotence, Sexual Debility. 81.
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That Husbaud of MIN.

tnree times the man he was before he beos,
using Wells Health Renewer. 81. Drugg,sts
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.sHx11or Where are Won poinep Dom

go up there; It's dangerous. whats
the matter?' They're to explode q
blast NJ there in few minutes. )"
''Well, there amt any danger, 1 guess. l."
"Yes, there Is" ''Oh. no /, guess not.
I see a policeman up there, and II there
was any danger he wouldn't be there.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

The use OF glucose as an adulterant
of certain food preparations has long
been known, but to what extent this
substance, of itself, was wholesome or
otherwise, we have been in ignorance.
In response to inquiries by the Revenue
Department, a committee Of the Ma.
tioDsl Academy has lately reported upon
an examination INTO the matter. This
report says that the manufacture of
sugar from starch is long established
and important industry, the present
methods of which are unobJecnonable,
and that. though having about two.
thirds the sweetening power Of cane
sugar, it excels it 10 purity and is equal
Iy healthy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

tHs Esquimanx made light break
last OF six tallow candles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23
HUMOROUS.

He was Treasure OF q county In In
diana. The other night about 9 o'clock
he made a call at the house of an hon
est old farmer, who was on bis bond
for &c. 900, and aftor the first greet
ings were over he began: "Mr.
Thomas, I have some bad news for you.
"Great Socttl but are any OF my re,
lashuDs over in Indianapolis dead| II
don't know about that; but you renem-
Der that you signed my bond2" Eyes,
I did," 'I am sorry to inform yon
that I am 81 900 short in my account.
'No!" "Alasi is it true" "And
where did the money go tor" "Losf
in Wall street" "Ohl" that's it. Why
wouldn't worry over that. My son
Bill will take the lantern and go back
to town with you, and if you'll show
him Wall street he'll find the money II
it takes him all night. Probably lost
it out of hole in your pocket, chr
THzRK is q new waiter in the House
restaurant, and the other day when
Representative Blackburn went down
to get his lurch the waiter brought
him the bottle and regulation whisky
glass. Mr. Blackburn glared at the
waiter and then at the glass, and
finally blurted out: Don't you
know who I ann" "No," replied the
waiter. ST am Senator-elect from
kentucky" replied the Hon. Joe
From Kentucky ejaculated the
waiter. "Oh. beg your pardon, Sir.
And he quickly brought the Kentuckian
a big goblet.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23
A Cowboy In q Stampede.

Zone of the slickest things saw in
my travels" said passenger from the
West, was a cowboy stopping cat
tie stampede. A herd of about six or
eight hundred had got frightened at
something and broke away pell-mell, +,
with their tails in the air and the bulls
at the head of the procession. But Mr..
Cow boy didn't get excited at all when
he saw the herd was going straight for
a high bluff, where they would certainly
tumble down into the canyon and be
killed. You know that when a herd
like that gets to going they cant stop,
no matter whether they rush to death
or not. Those in the rear crowd those
ahead, and away they go. / wouldn t
have given dollar head for that herd
but the cowboy spurred up his mus
tang, made little detour, came in right
in front Of The herd, cut across their
path at a right angle and then galloped
leisurely on to the edge of that bluff,
halted and looked around at that wild
mass of beef coming right toward him.
He was as cool as a cucumber, though
expected to see him killed and was 50
excited L could not speak Well, sir,
Wien tie leaders had got within about
a quarter of a mile of him l saw them
Try to slack up, though they could not
do it very quick. But the whole herd
seemed to want to stop, and when the
COWS and steers in the rear got about
where the cowboy had cut across their
path l was surprised to see them stop
and commence to nibble at the grass.
Then the whole herd stopped, wheeled,
struggled back and went to lighting for
a chance to eat where the rear guard
was.
You see that cowboy had opened a
big bag of salt he had brought out from
the ranch 10 give the cattle, galloped
across the herds course and emptied the
bag. Every critter shifted that line of
salt, and OF course that broke up the
stampede. But L tell you that was a
queer sight to see that cuss out there OIL
tile edge of that bluff quietly rolling a
cigarette, when it seemed as If he'd be
lying under two hundred tons of beet
I'LL about u minute and half,n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

MAKING q wrong impression-hitt;n,
one man In mistake for another
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

Mr.. Fl. W. Payne, manufacturer of har-
ness, saddlery. trunks, valises, ETC., No.
All Main street Springfield. Mass, writes
us under date of April 10, 1888:
'Gentlemen-I have used Hunts Rene
dy, the best medicine for diseases ef the
kidneys, liver, bladder and u mary organs,
and have received great benefit to my
health from its use, and find that it will
do Just what is claimed for It; 1t will cure
disease and restore health. l therefore
pronounce it the best medicines that have
ever used"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

LAUGH and grow fat. Bow can leyitv
produce gravity2
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Albers Holt, Esq, paymaster Boston and
Albany railroad. at Springfield, Mass,
writes April %, 1888: 81 have used Hunt $
Remedy and my experience with it has been
such that can cheerfulIy say that am sat
isfied that it will do just what il prom
ises to do. If used according to directions
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-04-23

From the Chicago, Illinois staatszeft,a9, of
March s, 1851
, 1884-08-12
The \ sIno cur.
A Earber's Timely observations on
Styles Of Hair Cutting.

lSt LOUIS L st-Dspatch.l
YES. l think the men are getting Il lii
tic more sensible in having their hair cut, -
said Il ~well-known ,onsorial artist to-day,
as he rubbed the last fake Of the lather
from his customers face. and closed his
razor with u snap.
What Is the style of hair cutting this
Year, asked n reporter.
1T IS called the Pompadour by the
masses. but the BARRIERS know II as the
style that was all the rage when Jackson
was president and which was called the
Old Hickory u It consists in having
the hair cut so that It will be longer ia
front and gradually decrease in length To
ward the back, which causes i. to stanG
up and requires no parting. Jackson used
TO wear his hair brushed Jack that way,
and for about ten years during his time
1t was all the rage and then fell into dis
favor. Then when Grand Duke Alexis
came over wearing his head piece in that
manner the bloods all took TO il again.
naming it after him, and the Alexis had
quite a run. A short time after they got
tired of that clippers came into use, and
ever since young men and old have re-
sorted to it in summer in the mistaken idea
that it was healthy for the hair and essen
TALLY cooling, both Of which conclusions
are erroneous. -
Mhyf"
an the first place, those who have made
the covering Of the scalp q study are by
10 means agreed that frequent cutting is
beneficial. and, in fact, the impression is
gaining strength right along that the hair
of the head can get along without so much
short clipping, just as the beard does.
When the razor is applied too frequently
TO the face. the sources of the hairs nu-
triton are weakened, the hair grows ont a
certain length and splits, and in nine cases
out Of ten the beard is ruined. More than
one fine face rnament has been spoiled
by indulging in such foolishness, and |
can't see why the same laws don't govern
the top of the head.
At is certainly more cooling TO he close
cropped.
Ill doesn't necessarily follow. Nobody
will say that the horse standing out in the
sun would be cooler if he had all his cont
clipped off and the sun were allowed to
strike his unprotected flesh. His hair Is as
much a protection against the heat as
against the cold, and in a certain sense the
case is similar to man. He, too, should
have a medium thick layer of hair, as il
tends to maintain an equable temperature
Of the scalp and acts as a shield against the
glare of the sun. Besides, there is nothing
more productive of catarrh, colds, head
aches, and other head troubles that sur
prise people when the weather is hot, than
the Sing Sing cut. One with such short
hair can moi take his hat of outdoors
without running the risk of catching u bad
cold. and the quick evaporation of perspi-
ration from the scalp invariably Is fraught
with evil results"
, 1884-08-12

ISan Francisco Chronicle Interview
What is your most interesting sport in
Australian"
"Kangarooing. 1t is one Of the most
exciting sports In the world. Large meets
are organized. parties Of from twenty I o
thirty joining in these hunts. They ride
to the kangaroo grounds and as soon
as one is sighted the two dogs are re.
leased and the horses are given their heads.
If the Australian horse is well up In his
business and you let him take you instead
of you trying to take him. he will carry
you safely, avoiding the trees and under
brush. A good strong kangaroo will give
you a long chase and very often the dogs
cannot follow him. In this case, when
the horseman gets up TO the kangaroo, he
takes of his stirrups and strap
and knocks the animal over the
head. which effectually stuns him.
He is then killed and skinned. The hind
quarters are given 10 the dogs. Yes, 1t Is
good enough eating, but too strong to be
palatable to those Of delicate taste. The
tail, on the contrary. is considered by cpl
cures TO be delicious when made into
soup"
Does the kangaroo ever kill the dogsgr
yes; the kangaroo is very powerful
with his hind legs ard will strike at the
dogs. with them, cutting them into pieces.
You know the spring they make is from
the tail and the hind legs. They are won
derful creatures, for they travel just as
rapidly when they carry their young with
them in the pouch.
How high are theyfn
"The average size about four und a
half feet high, but the Goldman kan
CARGO is often six feet high and Is
very fierce when corncred and
is known to have ripped men open
with a single kick from one OF
his hind legs. You know we imported
foxes from home into Victoria Just for
sport. and they have become ii horrid null
sance especially around Geelong and Bal
larat, and the most ardent votarics of sport
have no hesitation in shooting them when
ever they have the chance. "
"Do you ever shoot the kaDgaroos?"
Yes. sometimes; but of course there is
not so much sport as there is in riding.
We take well-trained dogs, which round
them and run them past you; then we nave
the opportunity 10 fire at them. aiming at
the head, for il you strike them elsewhere
it does not take much effect, and hesides il
spoils the skin.
What do you do with the skim"
"The skin is very useful. 1t makes
good rugs, and boots and shoes are also
made from it.
, 1884-08-12

The emperor and empress are remem-
bered with more love and Justice as time
goes on, and the latter is invariably spoken
Of as poor Carlotta. " She won the hearts
of the common people as the wife Of no
subsequent ruler has ever been able TO do.
As one incident among hundreds illus
trating this fact, let M tell you what oc-
CURED not long ago at the Teatro Prin-
cipal: A well.known Mexican opera com
pany had been delighting this music
loving people for many nights, and
the favorlte primn DONNA gay
and pretty little creature-was loaded
with gifts and favors. One night. for an
encore, the audience (who are always more
excitable and demonstrative here than our
colder blooded gatherings at the north
demanded Of the prima donna one Of the
many little songs written at the fall OF the
empire, ridiculing the emperor aud en-
press. The prfma donna e~ndeavored
to divert them from the point. coquettishly
singing other songs at her prettiest. but
still the cries continued for the one at first
demanded. In vain she did her best in
other lines, the willful audience would not
be diverted, the cries degenerated into
bowls and then into Kisses. till she was
driven from the stage.
The manager. going behind the scenes to
exercise his personal authority, found her
in u passion OF tears. She explained that she
had once been a maid in the palace; that
the empress, discovering her talent, had
been her patron and paid for her musical ed
ucation, and that the very dress she was then
wearing was poor Carlotta's gift. Could
she use the advantages thus gained to ridi-
Guile her benefactorY Meanwhile a perfect
p~andemonium was raging in the theatre;
yells. cries and groans were deafening;
many people were hastily leaving, and
chairs had begun to rain down upon the
stage from the galleries, with alarming in
dications that heavier articles might soon
be expected TO follow. The manager
stepped to the footlights amidst a shower
of missiles, and explained the situation.
With the Characteristic volatility of the
Latin race, the little girl was recalled in
midst Of her tears and cheered 10 the echo.
order was restored, and the offensive song
was rendered by the chorus without her
assistance
, 1884-08-12
TIE ROMAN SPIRIT OF spoar.
The Progress OF the People from the
Georgia Philosopher. Standpoint.

Georgia Philosophers Standpoint.
t~Bil Arp in Atlanta Constitutional
Our people are getting on a swell. They
are feeling their oats and getting brnggish.
If they cant ride much they can out-walk
all creation. and are betting on hat. 1t
looks like the old Roman spirit OF sports
and games is coming over our people, and
| reckon ii is a sign thai our boys arc
prospCring. Only II few days ago We
went about like dog who didn't h~avespirit
enough to wag his tail. The whole coun.
try was dcsolate and the people all hacked.
There were no COWS or hogs or sheep or
roostcrs to crow, no fences. no wagons. no
cotton presses, no travelling thrcshers, nc
balls or parties or picnics, no excursions.
no Christmas or Fourth of July. no time OF
day. no nothing hardly.
These very chaps who are parading
around in uniform so big were, most OF
them, little boys when the war broke ont,
and they never knew anything but
trouble and hardship in their youth. They
had to eat roots and drink branch water
and go bare-headed and bare-footed, and
wear one-gallus breeehes and sleep three
or four in a bed. and go hungry half the
time. They never saw u circus for ten
years, nor rode on the cars, and all the
schooling they got was in the cOrnfeld.
But them sort hay come to the front
they huve-and lots Of them nave got
rich.
| was sitting down talking TO Rhode
Hill about ii the other day. and Rhode
said that mighty nigh every rich man in
Atlanta was raised u poor boy. There
goes one now, said he, who IS worth
500. COO and lives on Peachtree. lie used
to pillow barefooted over treadsafts and
dewberry vines. He never wore IA shoe
until he wus IL years old. lie hasn't got
nary nail on his big toes. StunIped en-
off. | tell you. Don't you see how sortcr
clumsy he walks. Aud there goes another
one worth $3.50, 900. and he come from the
same barefooted stock. | tell You whats
u fact, Bill. mighty nigh all these Peach
tree nabobs arc the same sort of folks.
They haven't got any big toe nails. When
one Of these poor grounding boys stumps
his big toe and before they get well
stumps EN- ugain. and keeps on stumpen
n stumpen until the nails slough out by
the roots, he loses the spring of his walk
and goes stiff like over these pavements,
and | Gun tell one Of 'em as far as ] can
see him.
There goes another one who has made
his jack. They are all going up to dinner
now. That man carries one shoulder
lower than the other. and that come from
carrying bark TO cook with before he was
big enough to stand ii. He begun To carry
bark and old rails when he was about 5
years old, and it pulled one side of him
down u little. He hasn't got any big toe
nails either, and I'm inclined to think they
are gone ON the next toes 90. Some Of
them fellers have the second toe longer
than the big toe. and the second and third
toes tied together about half way up
When you come across one of them sort
do you look out for yourself, for If you
trade with him he will get you shore.
, 1884-08-12

Mrs. Mary B. Welch, the author of the
Department on Cooking, in Chamber
lain's Household Souvenir, a II hope
to add my mite to the prosperity Of this
wonderful and well loved West, by giving
to the ambitious and intelligent house
keepers, who help to foster its most vital
interests in the homes over which they
preside, a selection of valuable recipes for
preparing in several different ways such
materials as they can command. The
Souvenir is gratuitous publication, in
tended to advertise Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and DiaIrhea Remedy, which
has attained a great reputation by its
speedy cures of bowel complaints. Hunt
& Whipple, agents.