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The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
CHARLOTTESVILLE.
Pastor CalIed-NO Freight Trains OIL sun
day-Suspension Of Brennan Co.
Observation-Disclosures of the Richmond DIsnafch.I

Pastor CaIled-NO Freight Trains oil sun
day-Suspension of Brennan 4 Co.
TCorrespOndence OF the Richmond DisDatch.I
MAY 10, 1884.
At the Baptist church Yesterday morn.
ing the church, in special session, extended
4 call to Rev. John Il. Turpin, OF Warren
ton, Va, and committee was appointed
to notify said gentleman Of this action.
For the first time since the passage OF
the law on the subject. no freight trains
were run out from this point yesterday be-
tween sunrise and sunset. The unusual
quiet of the Sabbath was most grateful to
the citizens.
The clearinghouse Of Brennan Il Co.
did not open their doors this morning. 1t
is impossible at this writing to get anything
definite as to the cause OF suspension. 1t
is reported that they were unable to with
stand heavy drafts from northern CORE
spondents. 1t is believed that they will
be enabled to make good all deposits. The
depositors are secured by deed Of trust on
real estate valued at 100000. 1t is not
thought that this suspension will in any
degree affect the other two banks. There
is no excitement OF any consequence here.
and the probability is that there will be no
uneasiness created as to the safety OF de-
posts in this or the other banks. QUIP.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
TIE TARIFF or 1S46.-Here Is plank Oh
.ha Democratic Uniform OF 1S4S. Read II

:. Pesolred, That the fruits OF the great politicaI
triumph OF 1874 have fulfilled the hopes I'll inc
Democracy of the Union In the noble inlpu .s
given 90 the cause OF free trade by tnc repea oi Wy
honest and rotective tariff OF 1876, and that 10
our opinion IL would be fatal error to wesken tne
hands of political organization oy wn rst HEM
n, The hands OF their known adversaries with
whntever dclusiye appeals they may solicit our
surrender of that vigilance which Is the ohy Sie-
guard of liberty"
That free trade reminds us OF the free
traders Of 1884. II isn't free trade at all.
II Is rather amusing to find the Democrats
claiming that the tariff of 1916 was "more
equal. honest, and PROTECTIVE" than
the tariff OF 1912.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
TIE TAX ON TOBACCO.
An Energetic Movement i'm New England Il
Secure Its Repeal.

Secure Its Repeal.
A Hartford, Conn.,, telegram of the 18th
saws: The movement to secure the repeal
OF all internal revenue tax on tobacco,
started by the officers of the New England
Tobacco Growers Association on Tues
day, took definite shape yesterday, when
the executive committee and officers OF the
association met i'm this city. Official as
surances OF cordial cooperation In the eff
fort to repeal the tobacco tax were received
from the New York Leaf Tobacco Board Of
Trade. Mr.. s. e.. Hubbard, OF Hatfield,
Mass, and Mr.. Lawrence b. Lester, OF East
Hartford, were appointed committee to
confer with the New York Board OF Trade
on Monday. An appeal to the tobacco in
terest Of the whole country was adopted.
1t WIFI be officially accel ted by the New
York Board Of Trade at Mondays confer
ence. The appeal says:
The time is ripe for the repeal of all Internal
| revenue taxes on tobacco. The United States has
| a surplus income Of nearly one hundred million
| dollars. This surplus is cor slant temptation to
| congressional extravaganza. " must be reduced.
Congress has refused 70 reduce II by tariff reform.
The adjustment Of all excise duties tobacco is
now the only practical way remaining IN which
would annul S30,000,000 of surplus revenue,
discharge from 1900 10 1000 offlce-h0lders,
and save s2,5OQ.00O expense Of collection. The
| enormous surplus yet remaining would afford
| ample argument and opportunity for fur
| ther simplifcation Of the internal revenue. The
| tax on tobacco was war measure. The Deces-
sty for IL no longer exists. President Arthur
recommended In his message 10 Congress in De-
cember, 1882, that "all internal revenue taxes
save those which relate 10 distilled spirits can be
prudently abrogated." The question of repeal is
not one of politics, but Of finance and of justice to
the tobacco interest. Neither party In Congress
VIII care oppose the measure ins this prcs DENTAL
Year. III III Is required OF Them. with Immediate
ganized, and persistent determination. An imme.
date coalition OF the whole tobacco interest," is
urged 10 accomplish this end.
The New England growers have a rich
association OF over 1000 members. Ample
financial and political assistance is promised
them from the trade and the growers In the
South and West.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
Senator Voorhees, on Virginia.

Where Is there truer Democrat than
senator Voorhees, Where man who
has in more ways than he shown his devo.
ton to principles Where one who has
been more steadiast friend OF the South /:
Read in a World telegram what he says
about virginla's action of last week?
WASHINGTON. May Ex-senator voorhees, said
to-day In talking: :" think the situation better
now Than II was Few weeks ago. | an glad 10
see Old Virgins coming up all right on the tariff
question. You Will see Indiana come up right too.
think the chance for the election Of President
by the Democrats better now than Il has been for
years. | think by the time the Convention meets
ms little bad feeling engendered by the defeat OF
The Morrison tariff bin will be over, and we will
al come together on one common understanding.
an6 when the Convention meets will all be in full
harmony asio the nominee. have nothing more
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
MN NINE Y YE RVS s
MINNIE II y II EN- w En- E BuYj +" sssss
NJ MN ME- Y T. II X s
NJ NM ME- Y u X r s s..
NJ NJ MEEEE Y EEEER r sSSS :.
SIKH AND BROAD STREETS.
LADIES' AND CHuLDREN'S GARMENTS.


Having selected our immense assortment OF
these goods with especial to quality work
manship, and style, we have named such prices on
them as will commend them to all. The assort-
ment comprises
LADIES' MUSLIN UNDERWEAR of every de-
scription and price;
CHIDREN'S WHITE DRESSES from soc. up
wards toS az;
CHILDREN'S CALICO SLIPS from 25c. up
wards 10 75c.
CHILDREN'5 WHITE AND COLORED PIQUE
SUITS from soc. upwards of $3.50;
INFANTS LONG ROBES from soc. upwards OF
81;
INFANTS SHORT ROBES from soc. upwards
of$7;
CHILDREN'S LACE AND EMBROIDERY
CAPS from 25c. upwards 10 50.
This Is probably the largest line of these goods
ever brought to this city, aud intending pur-
chasers would do well to examine 1t.
JULIUS MEYER & son,
my lS-Iu&Th 60l and 603 Broad street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

Virginia won't be the mother of any more Pres
identS If she continues TO nurse the heresy OF pro-
lection for the sake of prOtection.-BoStonP Post.
Coming from State that has regularly
for twenty years voted for the Republican
nominees for President, and addressed to
a State that always voted the Demo
cratic ticket, the remark Of the Post Is
rather cheeky" The same paper which
quotes it quotes other such paragraph;
from various other States that never voted
the Democratic ticket. Virginia knows
what she is about.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
A Duel Ayeried.

A Warrenton (Ya.) special Of Saturday
says: Two young men, L. f. Walden and
Charles Hanback,, were brought before a
magistrate here to-day, charged with being
about to fight duel. They were bound
over to keep the peace in the sum Of 800
each. Walden was the challenging party,
and the cause was offensive language used
by Hanback,. The challenge and accep-
lance, which were produced at the examina-
ton, were of an exceedingly CORY charac-
ter,
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

The admirable character Of our banking system
is made apparentin tines OF disturbance. No one
there IS the double liability clause and the reserve
while 10 protect holders Of the currency there ase
the bonds of the United States, and Uncle sam
ready to redeem every note I'm coin. Consequently
the D ope who hold the notes are never disturbed.
and do not care for hat matter wh6ihe the bank
fails or ot.-CiRcinnGtt Commercial.
That's the reason 1t is so difficult nova
days to start Il widespread and general
panic, and cause all business to suspend, as
used to be the case.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
The FLOWER boom is becalmed. II

The FLOWER boom is becalmed. II
awaits the result Of the attempt to induce
Mr.. TiLDEs to accept the nomination
wisely awaits; for II Mr. TLDES consents,
FLOWER and all the Test must "clear the
track, " whereas, on the other hand, n Mr..
TILDEN refuses, FLOWER will fall heir to
not few OF TLDEN's supporters and ad.
mlrers. Look out for the developments.
But really, sohy does Mr.. TnDEs thus
make the whole world await his pleasure :
Why not speak outf
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
uorsford,s Bread FERMENTATION.

adds ten per cent. to the value of -four.
The eminent Baron Licbig, the greatest
chemist in the world. says: It is certain
that the nutritiye value OF flour will be in
creased ten per cent. by the addition OF
your Bread Preparation, and the result is
the same as il the fertility Of our wheat
fields had been increased by that amount"
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
One Physician Murders Another.

IbN ttIFKIdpH 70 TIE IJIspaIcL,I
CRIsFIELD, MD, May 19.-At Tangier
Island, Va, on Saturday, Or. Pitts called
Or. Walter, rival physician, into his
(Pitts's) office and deliberately shot him
dead. Professional jealousy was the cause
OF the murder. DIR. Walter had been prac-
ticing there for some time. and Pitts tried
to build up business, but failed. The
people Of the island made demonstration
to lynch Pitts after the murder, but were
prevented by few citizens. The MUIR
derer was placed in Jail at Onancock, Va.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

Do not forget that there arc piles and
piles OF silver in the Government vaults,
and hundred millions OF dollars OF silver
certificates in the hands OF the people, and
that notwithstanding that fact, UNCLE
SAM had to unloose his purse-strings and
throw more currency into the channels OF
trade in New York city.
Now, what would have been the resu
II these certificates had not been in exist
ence? Where would the other one hun
dred millions have been found?
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

Especial telegram TO the Dlspatch.J
NORFOLK, Va, May 19.-George f.
Bowden, collector Of customs OF this city
and chairman Of the Republican Executive
Committee, has addressed circular letter
to the various pastors of the colored church
es OF Norfolk urging them 10 use their in
fluence with their congregations TO defeat
the Democrats at the polls OH Thursday.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
A FizzLE.-A Washington letter in the
Alexandria Gazette Of Saturday SAYS:

at is understood that the address recently pre-
n,red by Mr.. Dorsheimer in favor of free trade
and against the Democrats who opposed the NOR
the country If a sufficient number of The rghi sort
OF signatures could have been obtained for H. has
hecn withdrawn, as the only Democratic con-
s,ressmen who were willing to sign IT were the au-
thor and Mr. Adams-the same Mr.. Adams who Is
so independent that he intends 10 vote Tor Wise
over Massey
And so that's the end OF the little game.
We are glad that Virginia has furnished
not even one signature.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

During the recent visit OF the First
corps Of the Grand Army OF the Republic
snd invited guests TO Fredericksburg,
Colonel HERBERT, 10 describing the battle
Of Fredericksburg, said: "The famous
stone wsll II Msrye's Heights was held on
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
TAIL0Rs AND CLoTHIERs.
COWSLIPS 1!

CowsIips are sort Of swell flowers nowadays
A slip in the many clothing houses al this season
Of the year is an error you viii repent the whole
spring and summer. The simile is somewhat far
fetched (who expects literary consistency in all
vertising? p; but 1t is just as easy 10 buy
MEMS, YOUTHS, OR CHHDRES's
CLOTHING
AT THE
MISFIT STORE
as to slip on the back Of cow going downhl OF
course II Is. Are there not in the
MISFIT STORE, 9l2 MAIN STREET,
about four hundred different styles Of SUITS for
Men and Boys? Starting at SO for Men, 50 for
large Boys, and 81 for small do they not show the
combined result Of energy and go. ahead business
skill, fine arts, and mechanics, all put together
for your accommodation, that you may buy the
hes. at the lowest? Certainly they do. Then buy
ing IS easy and safe. Remember, we announced
couple Of days ago that wish to turn orr -pring
stock into cash by June /, and II The low prices
will do 1t we will certainly succeed.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

In every form the praise Of the great
conqueror OF pain, st. Jacobs OH, Is the
same.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, &c.
3O7 BROAD STREET.

The heavy failures in Wall street New York;
have caused certain uneaslness among manufac-
turcrs and jobbers, and prices in dry goods have
more or less declined As rapidly as stocks, which
has enabled US during the past week to make large
and advantageous cash purchases, which we offer
at extraordinary bargains, and which will be
found well worth examining.
We have over 700 pieces Of PLAIN and FANCY
WHITE DRESS GOODS, which will be sold
MUCH BELOT THEIR VALUE.
100 pieces 83.inch VICTORIA LAWN, worth
1Oc., at t.;
100 pieces 34-inch VICTORIA LAWN, worth
lie, ct 7Kc.;
10 pieces Of 13.inch DE DACCA at &c..
100 pieces FINE INDIA LAWN, worth I7c..
ut lOc.;
90 pieces FINE INDIA LINEN, worth 20c.,
at l2Hc.,
lot Of CHECK MUSLIN at Sc. worth l5c.
LACES AND SWISS EMBROIDERY.
Special inducements this week in LACES and
EMBROIDERlES, consisting Of
SWISS EMBROIDERY,
IRISH POINT. ORIENTAL,
EGYPTIAN. RUSSIAN, MALTESE,
TORCHON, NALENCIENNES, &c.
PARASOLS.
Every new design made in
SATIN, SURAII, BROCADES,
COACHINGS. &c.
We also call special attention to our immense
assortment in
SILKS, DRESS GOODS, HOSIERY,
HANDKERCHIEFS, FANS,
UNDERWEAR, CORSETS,
HOUSEHOLD GOODS. &c.
We cordially invite our friends, customers, and
the public generally 10 visit of inspection Of our
stock. LEVI HEXTER,
my 2O-Tu&Th 3O7 Broad street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

We have received from Messrs. WEST.
JOHNSTON & Co. the June number OF Har-
per'S Ne,o Monthly Magazine.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

LACEs, LACES, LACES.
BsCJrRIhL LACrS at 35, 40, So, 65c., and 81 (;
TOKCHON, GUIPURE. MFDICI, SPANISH,
ORIENTAL, vALENCIENNEs, BEADED
LACES, and all kinds OF LACES manufac-
tured, at immense low prices.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

WHITE GOODS STILL LOWER FROM THE
GREAT WHITE GOODS SALE
IN NEW YORK.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
SPECIAL NOTICES
NJ- DOWN THEY COME.
IMMENSE DECLINE IN ALL GOODS
At

IMMENSE DECLINE IN ALL GOODS
MiTTELDoRFER's
WHITE GOODS STILL LOWER FROM THE
GREAT WHITE GOODS SALE
IN NEW YORK.
VICTORIA LAWNS at &c. worth 12ke.:
PERSIAN MULLs 40 I6hc. worth 25c.;
L1NON DE DACCA at and Toe, former price
cHE fcCfk 'n SA zHSis' BooK-FoLD, at Sc.
rND TpT' ni hsaas at 8, 10, 12x IL. and 17c
worth double the money;
DOTTED and FIGURED SWIsSES at panic
prices.
LACEs, LACEs, LACEs.
BsCURIAL LACtS at 35, 40. SO, 65c. and 81 !;
ToGSH0N GUiIUkFEE;x MENDlGEl s nhkbFb
LACEs, aud all kinds OF LACES mannfac-
tured, at immense low prices.
BIG AUCTION DRIVE IN
BLACK SILKS.
We have Just received by express 10 pieces GUI-
NETS GROS-GRAIN BLACK SILK, which
we offer ut the low price Of 62Hc, just reduced
FROM 81. at which price they were selling fast
last week.
LAWNS, LAWNS, LAWNS.
800 pieces LAWNS at 5c.-the best bargain for
DRESS GOODS in ali the new and desirable
shades. DRABS and TANS in all qualities
q Iuil AssOftulchhs
PARAsOLS, PARASOLS, PARAsOLs,
or these goods we have the largest stock I'm the
city. COACHING PAItAsQLs' satin, In an
colors, at 81 90, selling elsewhere at ~. PARA
SOILS at so, 81. IS, 97fc., 81. Sl.25. t1.75, 81,
~. 80, SO, and $3.50 for a $40 ParasoL
MATTlNGS.
200 new pieces Just received. our sales or this
article last week have been unprecedented.
large stock Of WHITE MATTlNGS at l2H
II, and l7c,;
CHECKED MATTINGs Al II, &c, 1s, and zoe;
465 pieces FANCY MATETINGS ~ ID. -, 10,
best article.
CARPETS, CARPETS, CARPETS.
We are closing ont our stock Of CARPETS at one
half their usual prices.
RUGS At a great loss
FLOOR OII-CLOTITS at 80. 35, aud 40c.. in all
widths. Our stock IS complete IN all BRANCHES.
Cali esrly. ID. Z E. MITTELDORFER,
my 2O-Tu&F j27 Broad street.
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20

VICTORIA LAWNS at &c. worth 12He.
PERSIAN MULLS no I6hc. worth 25c.;
The daily dispatch. [volume] (Richmond [Va.]) 1850-1884, 1884-05-20
BIG AUCTION DRIVE IN
BLACK SILKS.

LAWNS, LAWNS, LAWNS.
500 pieces LAWNS at 5c.-the best bargain for
the money In the market.
DRESS GOODS I'm all the new and desirable
shades. DRABS and TANS in all qualities
a full assortment,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-12-11

Arminius Vamberry, the Hungarian
traveller and Orientalist, hes explained
the queer irresolution of the Chinese
Government, which will probably ena-
BILE the French adventurous to play a
Billy Walker game. Like the image OF
ACKNOWLEDGMENT. the Chinese colossus
has On iron head, which, III ease of
general connection, threatens to dis
solve the conference of the compound.
In the highlands of Yunan, at the
southwestern extremity of the Chinese
empire, there are millions of head
strong Mohammedans, who have more
than once expelled the representatives
os tho General Government, and who
for couple of years have only awaited
favorable opportunity to rise in o
general rebellion. They not only defy
the Emperor's ENJOYS, but deny his
competence in toto, and question the
legality of all feudal statutes.
In 1868 these Nihilists fayed the
Stakeholder of Tunglan, and impaled
some 60, 900 of his subjects before their
progress was stopped by the fortified
towns of Kwertschan, garrisoned by
feudal chiefs and their Mongol retain
ers. After few indecisive skirmishes
the General Government, as usual,
tried to temporize. They opened nego-
tiations in the name of provincial
government. They made several at
tempts to get up counter revolution.
They tried to bride the rebel chief
tains, and at last purchased tempo
rary peace by the most humiliating
cOncassions -anvthinO rather than TO
risk direct encounter with the fore es
of a superior race.
A thousand years ago the same policy
prompted them to build their North
ern Bulwark," equivalent to q continue
Gus stone wall from Cincinnati to Salt
Lake City. Their Known othing meth
dds, too, were inspired by the instinct
of self-preservation, and hope to con-
ceal the fatal secret of their national
impotence. -Pyof. FeIir L. Oslcald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-12-11
LOndOn's "Priyate Hotels"

A few London hotels are very dear,
such, for instance, as the elite of the
private hotels" about Piccadilly. In
these, which are all small, everything
is scrupulously neat and intensely En-
g'ish. There are no public drawing
rooms or parlors, but all guests are ex-
pected to take private ones or whole
suites. The attendance is of the best
that is to say, the walters and maids
are more like perfect automatic than
anything which discipline has ever pro-
duced in humanity. The landlord or
landlady is the invisible handspring of
the whole. One may live for months
in the house and not be aware of their
existence.
These places are, in fact sublimed
form of the lodging house-there is al
most nothing about them which sug-
gests to an American his idea of an
hotel. There is often no billiard or
even smoking-room, no table d'hote.
In these during the season the aristoc-
racy, pur sang, can conceal themselves
in perfect seclusion from all save those
whom they wish to see. Many or most
of these are kept by 'ex-butlers who
have been for years in the service of the
nobility, and have, while there, married
ladies' maids. Thus they are perfectly
qualified for their clientele. Life in
these places is perfectly comfortable,
in absolutely good form, but, unless
one has many friends, intolerably dull.
Cor. Chicago Tribune.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-12-11
A NOrther.

An old Texan being asked by q
stranger to describe norther said:
"I'll tell you what it is, stranger, a
norther puts in the quickest work of
anything you ever saw. You see that
lake down there pointing to beautiful
lake about mile distant). Last spring,
in the latter part of March, 1 was fish
ing in the afternoon; the sun was shin
ing, and it was warm almost as the mid
die of summer. The fish were Jump
ing up all over the lake, and they were
biting splendidly. A shadow came sud-
denly over the lake, and L thought L
smelt q strange smell that often pre-
cedes norther. Immediately turned
away from the lake and looked toward
the northwest, and saw small dark
cloud passing like lightning and knew 1
must hurry home. After looking q
short time at the cloud / turned and
looked at the lake, when to my astonish-
ment, the lake was frozen over and
many fish were lying on top of the ice.
Tho fish had jumped up, and the lake
had frozen over so quickly they could
not get back. Stranger, maybe you
think that is stretching things q little,
but I'll tell you a norther can beat any
thing but lightning, and it can hurry
that up nightly. "-MarshaH MesSer1-
ger.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-12-11

MEssRs MASON & HAMLIN bid fair TO be-
come as famous for their Upright Pianos as
they have long been for their word-renowned
Cabinet Organs. Having Experimental sew
eral years at great eX pense, and with the as
sistance OF probably as able corps OF experts
as can be found in any factory in the world,
hey have succeeded i'm producing piano
which has elected the warmest encomiums
from the best Judges The distinguishing
feature atouti is an important Improvement
in the method of ''stringing" the piano,
which originated in their own factory Tho
strings are secured by metallic fastenings,
instead of by the friction OF pins set i'm wood,
as has been the case, and the advantages re-
sulting are numerous ana highly important;
among them are the following: Wonderful
beauty and musical quality of tone, far less
liasility of getting out of tune, greater re-
liability in trying climates, and greater
solidity OF construction and durability.
Mason & Hamlin have made 100000 organs.
They can hardly expect to make as many
pianos, but they will doubtless be called upon
TO make a very large number.77-Boston
TIUroier
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-12-11
Fully Prepared.

At meeting of the operatives of a
neighboring city, the chairman gave
his hearers little sound advice on the
need of saving money against the time
of old age and sickness.
"In spite of the good pay you have
received" said he, I'll venture to say
that half the men present have not
saved anything this summer"
To test the correctness of his state
ment he asked several, from whom he
got more or less satisfactory answers.
Finally he looked over to where we'll
TODD Irishman was sitting, and said:
well, Patrick, how much have you
got laid up against rainy day."
"An ovid umbrilly in the attic, be-
CORA, and that's enough for workin'
man. boston Globe.