The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-08-23

PAYAcA. Aug. 81. 1854.

81 long time since I've written you, and
having arrived at the conclusion III 1t the
handsome young Bishop Of our village
does not intend consumating his solemn
promise to me and making me hi little
darling No 2, | again take my pen il
hand and inform the public that Panaca
Is still in existance, and so are her charm.
ing daug hters. The general affairs in the
village are gliding along as nicely as
could be wished, very little wrangiug
being INDUCED in by neighbors. Siste,
and myself-particularly myself, l am
happy to state--are becoming handsoner
every day; but it grieves NE t, tell that
papa and mamma ale not at present get.
ting along a happily as married people
should, Though as married people gener.
ally Ito. Yes. the old people had q lite
an animated j,wiug between themselves
last evening after had retired. Ma
said to pa, MIR. -, will insist upon
your going up to Salt L Ike the next
time singing girl arrives in that town"
Madam, what do you nean - said IA.
Sir, hean just what / said All the
youth and vi5,r that you possessed when
We were married have He'd from You.
You have grown old, ina replied. The t
last remarks made by una must have ex.
cited papa, for he exclaimed, ia a thuu.
dering tnne, Its false! madam. More
false and damnable utterdnce was never
spoken by woman. / pos sess more youth
and visor in my form az present than
ever heretofore. Dang! me. if / d,n',
marry dozen women immediately" and
ne went out, sllm.ning the door after
him. After he went out, heard ma re
mark, speaking To herself, poor Old
man, his mint must b. att .cted. Ever
since that night there has been slight
cooiness existing between ma and Papa.
VI course papa isn't so young as he Was
forty years ago, but L thluk 1t is real
mean III ma to be all the time picking on
MIN.
Judging from the presence of certain
parties from Phoebe Visiting u, and the
amount OF buzling being d,ne by them
With our male residents, there must be
considerable wlrepallng going On.
1t Will do no good. Dr.. q. K. Alex.
amber Is the iavorite Of oar people iol
State Senator ON the Democratic side,
ami the Hon. Il. A. Riepe Of Bristol Tor
the Assembly. This girl intends taking
a hand III politics this election herself,
and no man in the village, old or young.
who does not vote as l say, shall eve.
again taste the honey Oh my ruby bps
On! if We girls Of Panaca only had votes
like our good sisters over in Utah,
wouldn't We make things lively.
| The candidates will ,lease take
notice, that hereafter when they visit
Panaca, Mrs. Wedge will demand cash
in advance for all they get. She does
not intend being cheated ont of her
money any more, as several of them have
served the good old lady. Any man who
swindles a poor obi lady out of Justly
earned money is not tit to hold an office.
The Public Administrator and his car.
avian Of so-called cowboys arrived in Pa.
naca on Tuesday evening and left for the
Muddy on "Wednesday Tor the purpose If
bringing up the horses and cattle belong
my to Alexander Dry's estate. p. SAID
they re embed young army, and that
he did not believe that one ot them was
capable Of telling the difference between
a COW and bull and that he was willing
to bet all his carrots that l could drive
and round up a herd better than all of
them put together. There were a couple
of our Panaca boys tina. went along to
help. Their provision wagon contained
honey, candy, and 81 on. The Admins.
traitor must intend making mash OH We
gentle maidens. The Administrator Is
going to administer on A. Dry tate, but
he was not dry looking individual by
any means. His appearance indicated
that the molasses jug was filled with
corn juice instead Of the viscid drains
from the sugar cane. 1t is predicted,
that after the estate is finished being at.
ministered upon, it will be very dry in.
deed, in the fullest sense of the meaning
Of the word. 1t is a shame and an out
rage. When the o nnpotent summons
me up to the Golden Throne, i'll take
good care t. leave no estate to he admin.
istered upon, not even an Old bursted
patent hustle.
Stina and Frona have returned from
Highland, and we are delighted to have
them among us again. They are both
COOL girls. They say they had an ex.
cellent time while at the Mem.ha mine.
OF evenings there. while playing tag in
the Lane. they say it was ju,t too J lily
for anything. OF all the fellows ont
there, they liked the 'nkey from tn.
blue grass" country best, for his pack
ages OF candy were always twice as large
a. those given to them by the other
donkey.
My dear RECORD man, when are you
Ginning down to PAnaca again? We have
had no ice. cream since you was here foul
weeks ago. That which yon churne,
for us then was perfectly delicious.
never knew what a newspaper man wa.
< nod for, except to tell stories, till then.
DON'T you want to make soms more bets
with Us girls.
Ever thine at distance. though.