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Nd H.. Carpenter. Henderson, n. " cured OF
PsoilasiS or Lsprosy ~ twenty years. ttqndinQ hy
CuHcrHt RsuFDiFs. The nos' wonderful cHie on
Pnysleisn3 end hi- friends thought he must do.
Cure sworn 70 before justice OF the peace and
Henderson most prominent citizens.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1884-03-14

- WINDSOR, VI Way IS, Isby.
To WHOM IT NAY CONCERN From An acuuaIn-
lance OF nearly 20 years with NJ. NJ. X. Paine, AZ
an apothccary, druggist and pharmIc"utist, | am
ahls 70 spevk IA tn" strongest ttrrIs Of comtuenda.
ton OF his great sk!ll IN the departments above
mentioned a. also Of the EcruuuOus care with
which he aomponnds illl preparations from materl.
as OF known purity.
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From 4. 4. Bean Esq. toad Master
(entrnl NcrnOnt IthflrOnd.

NEITF RIVER JUNCTION, VII
April 26th, 1853. I
Col. i. X. P4ISR-De8r Sir: For two years
past have been 0 great sufferer from Kidney and
Liver troubles, attended with dyspepsia ami
CONSTIPATION. ny hack panied me so much A.
might that pJi very iltte rest. | employed the
hert physicians with very little OF no benefit, when
a friend who had used II recommended your
CELERY COMPOUND procured Il bottle and
th' frif lotc eas more bei,eN TO me than The one
huGdrod ana iliy dollars worth of Other medicine. 9
and medical sdyiCe tnst had had for the past
veal. Before / bean - take CELERY COM
ROT Nd 10 seemed - thoaga cg>rythi,g ale
-. Now | cln say nothing ais me. / shall
Irtomneui CELERY COMPOUND 10 all Of my
friends. Truly yours, a. C. BAN.
FROM = wendell P. REQ Superintendent OF
Vermont State priaon
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NINNsoN, VI ; Nay q Ibsd
Got, NJ. K. pklNg-DeAr SIR: ] take pleasure In
wrl'.gn me a praise Of your vaulble celery
nal believe 1t 70 ne all that vna recommend n,
Hoping that you VIII met with success in your
ehot's 70 furnish the public with n good and safe
medicine, J reln-lu,
Very ,fu'y yours,
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CastoIla
Wen Baby was alex, W. rave NJ, C,.,,,,.
w wen tae gss ea,Id, sss sr!se sei tspJ:
"I'a f,S zee cs.l-.-n, FsA avs -ssS Gsits,..
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1884-03-14

caught a severe cold AMI remembering you tolc
me 10 use Downs Elixir" bought bottle art
Ia less than three days my cough and sore tho.
had vanished ! Its good.
PUBLIsHEE New Ma ket, n. H., Advertiser.
Please send me blk bottles DR.. BiItel's Mandrak,
Bltiers' never used o medicine that did me e
much good as this.
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From Hon. ". II. III, bingham

MJHIPtLIER, VI, Jinu1rJ Z, ls.S.
Cot PAISR-D-ar Sir: ! wish 10 certify TO
the oenenrIal fleets Of "Ctlcry Compound"
used bottle last sumuer, and It nurk u ike a
charm, and h we AZ ther bottle az my cOuuaus,
for use ths winter, II needed / eau cheerful,
SAY it ills the bill, ad ts engct ls all that you
Recommend. Truly ours
W H. II BINGHAM
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E;s5 sis AZ p + s # E fSsti "a:
Seed ue big borie ~
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MT ned Wrh. Everett Stebbfns. Bcleher-
.l"r' SASS Mrtc' Our ltle boy Wgs terribly AZ.
Metz VI. 4 scLolna, 81. kreun and Ervslpe as
evCT sEee " Ns' nlfu' ami nothing could give
nm nclp MN Until ne t'I"d CCTTCURA REERbiRl
which griiqally cured hin, un'l he Is now as fair
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1884-03-14

Henry Jonoson's Arnics and Oh Linimsnt 4,
the he'' family ltniment made.
rl5d-wlm
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Chas, Houghtnn, Eco. lawyer, 70 State
sITett' hOston. reports case OF salt kheum under
uls Conservation for ten yCGrs which covered ina
parents Ugdy and limbs, and to which oil known
InethSds OF treatment had been applied without
11-nsul, wren "A9 complete 2 cured aol.ly Ivy the
skin. '" 'Nsi'n'
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From Edw. Phepa, y D.. IL n, Prof. of the
Theory and Practice OF PhySic an PATHOLOGY
eel Anatomy, Dartmouth Co legc.
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From Hon. Hiram Harlow,

N:ADsoK, ". July 10. 1888
Col. NJ X. PAL E-Detr ST. nave Used Your
CELERY Ces"uv SD N my family |, + several months
past III excellent ,EcCt, aud II gives me pleasure
lC state ihsl utIeve II ca DC recommended us do
NIX sll u al Nuu Claim FOR T.. In fact MY scQuan-
lance with ysu AS an apo hcCary for more { han
thIlt' pr Vtars pss would Awe fun sunn dspse
IN any rl.sisns VI your manu- iacture.
Respect uly yours
utkAA II ,RLOW.
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| CUucrRA RrsoLvRNT, the new Blood PurIHer,
Durctic and Aperisnt, exDcls dlse.se germ.
nom ire blood and p'r-prallon and thus
| removes INC e1rse. CUGlcCEA, the great skin
mrs, Instantly all1ys Itching ami Inflammation.
clears the skin aud scalp, heals Ulcers aud sores
| r-e,9res thc compleNi"n CCTicURA SOAP, an ey-
qplsne SKIN beauilGpr ami Tlues R,qolalt is in
d.pensoble In ;roa Ing skin ceases and Tor rongh
chapped or greasy SKIN, bllckhe d. blotches and
lsDy huluor'. CCrlCCRA REHtDIgs are the only
lnf4,uy.e blood purifiers aud ska beAutirers
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iHe was an immediate pulling ont md
examination Of watches, and then seysraI
voices chornsed:
Half after g."
II didn't think it was SO lata 90 tha.
let us push on, boys. 80 'n"'
The gloom which had bupg o,o
party like pail during the earlier ,ort cue ls
'ho march gave way to lightness ~ e,,;n;.
and POPULARITY. The terrible Tara niP 'iti'
mad probably befalleu seventy or o "Iitli
IS li"F fnn . oeihg5 was apparently lost sight
W Iol 'he moment. Whisky TASKS re.
10 attention. Cigars and pipes were
~ WINE Varlons theories were advanced
~ aocount Tor Inc non-appoarance of the
missing traln' One man suggested that
II was taxing journey through the a;r
a y hI 10 special balloons, another that
!. haa neen blown up with dynamite NV
nihlilsts, third that the track had cavod
~ nnu thst 81 was running throuob n
private tunnel OF its own. The red be 5n |"
go miner seemed to think that the trair
saw me sheriff csming and had run round
mo sov ,ne woods to get out Of the way
r,r. tou may Joke away, gentlemen. as
~. o. You please, but in my opinion
sno Iosing matter,' said the ticket
ssent gloomily. Here ia this sineIs
race. That train left Lone Tomb al q .oo
o CLOCK and it hasn't got as far a, this o yet
ana u Is now nearly4 O'Clock VIZ
can 1t can be' There are 10 nrecin IT,
over which Il could tumble. We 5on,s
K what horrors may be in stors io ,,O ~
IN N almost sorry I didn't 90 back this
OUT" pas played me
~ was the dark hour before DAYLIGHT
rendered doubly gloomy bv ths I 5g,o,R
tocEs on each side Tie trsct n, nrsJ
SHARPLY here as it entered ~. oarr 1891
gEosgs With the natural arch Of bouI5sU.
80 o!sssts- to train lad ale 80
eals sr@ 1hs track, Tie tiss sid sys,- ~
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FUTURES.

ONE-UIoFed: New York, linn; New On
ps steady; Galveston, frmi Liverpool,
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No. 3-St. Louis Express daily 800 A, M
No. Linked to Denison Except
No. i-St. Louis Express tdajly1 ans p NJ
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FOUND ID!
FOR LADIES ONLY.

REMEDY endorsed by the best Physicians
and Druggists ut its home.
REMEDY that Mr.. c. W. O'Ncn. Good.
water, Ala says raised his wife from an In
Nu.us neui ana he believes saved her life.
REMEDY OF which u prominent Atlanta
merchant said; 81 would have given YHi nS
soon MS would nicklc for what = bott eS
,oi Your medicine did for my daughter
n1EMhDi IN regard To which :. j. Chs.
sells, MD, druggist, ThomaSvillc. Ga. saws,
~ can recall instances In which il afforded
re let alter all the usual remedies failed +"
n REh EDl about which pr. II. Il. Ferrall
illHrange, Ga es; 81 have used for Inc
last 70 years the med cine YOU are nuttiny
up, ana consider Il the bc,t comblnntiN5
ever gotcn togcth r 'or the disease fnr
Nhlch u \ recommended"
a REMEDY about which Dr. Joel Brnnhan
AuahlN, SAID; 81 have examined tna re-
cipe q ,dhavc no hesitation n advising lis
use, andconhiently recommend IA -
n REMEDY which the Rev. II. h. johnson,
near Marietta, Gu, says he has used I'm his
family with the utmost satiSiacti ~, d" nNl
recommended II to three families, U,yho
NUM- Y ~ ne inst what II is rcconii,pndeJ
a REMEDY of which Pem6crtoN' i v"rNon q
DennNon say; I'VE have been selling If
Tor many years, Win constantly incrensIp,
salcs' The article is u staple with us and
q; g OF absolute "a crit - " ""'
\ HEMEoh Ct which Lamar, Rankin 4 la.
mar say; "Meso!d 80 gross in four months
ana never sold u N any place but what 4,
was wanted again." ~
REMEDY by which Dr. Baugh, of In.
urange, ia, 81 :: ~ cured one OF HE
hlnSt obstinate cases of NlCARIOUs MIN
sfRuArioN hat ever came within my
knowlel!., Wlth few bottles"
htMtpN oi which DR., j. G.. Huss, Meta.
sWlgn, Ala, says: al am fully convinced
INN u Is unrlvaled for that class of diseases
which 4 81 inns to cure.n
KEMLDN about which Major John C.
winter, OF Atlanta, well and fayornhIy
known an over the United States as u Gen.
tral insurance Agent, says: "I used this
,sil' ny before the war, on u lar e p,anta-
unl' ON great number OF eases, nlwavs
with absolute success" why
REMEDY about which Mr.. J.W. Strange.
OF CarlcrsNillc, Ga, certines that one bottle
cured Two members of his family OF men /.
s''"'' IrIeguarityo oil many years standing.
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COTTON.

WITH the quotations presented the m.clIi-
GENT reader wi probably conclude that tho
HERALD correctly stated a few days ago that
he bears acre utterly discounted In cotton
Am rican port receipts were far In exec OF
he previous years, last week This week.
no count stands since last Friday, 2795S7
lales against 22l ,757 bales last year, for the
week ending December o. This is dill. r.
nee of 1855 bales, increase. This
year over last, and still the
appreciation advances. Liverpool steadily
maintains its speculative advance, and to-.
lay the predicted fraction was marked o
he cash quotation Of the middle grade at
hat pc Dallas spots advanced yesterday
md remained stea yatthe advance to-dnv
rhe weeks rec iptS are sos bales, and the
weeks shipments me 81 bales Total Dallu.
'eceipts for the sense are 1851 bales. and
'hipmen S are 1851 bales Stocks on hand
asst night were $40 bales
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Visions of bliss.

Nine millions Of Empty Pill Boxes What a
sad commentary on constipation and biliousnsssl
What 4 vast storehousc Of pills if all were col.
lected. And to think tina, all these drastic, nlu.
seating pills have been kindly solicited TO enter
the stoinachs OF men and womenl Sickening
nd disgusting TO think Of, No one knows the
ans and aches, loss of time, piles and inilamma-
lions they have caused. You don't need such
powerful medicine. Stop their use, and try
one dose OF Bailey's Saline Apcrient, and visions
ofbliss will hover over your detected brow 1t
relicvesconstipltion cures biousness, sick head.
ache, heartburn &c. III pleasant, eaectual and
cheap, ard well adapted to ladies use.
Large bottles only 50 cents, and sold every
~here.
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INOCULATED pOr;u

some eight years ago I bee,r,
OF fearful Blood Poison Com Com
a nurse 70 my infant, ma ~
I ne breast aud safitred far ii \,
,ne Mercury and Potash iys,,aI.l
10 drive the poi on flrths," N.Y. 7
only to breSk mt IN worse fa ,1g \
lions OF my body. Three m i0,1
aklng Swilt's Specific. apdit n
sound and well. It is ihe rs,i
which has come TO manklnf
MRS. T.W. LEE. Grcenyilie H =
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AN OLD PHARMAr,

,o | have had to do with Bloca /.
s sen Blood remedies inS S y l,
not hesitate TO say that S W. =
best. Numbers OF rnres ~ ~ ~ Y, \
i its , use nave como under nv D ",
some orthem wonderful. " ~
tonic, and is used lnr5el,, ~ "
ana children. Being sr, "
Goes not prodrce any bad efs,,.
mixtures, and is the mo,t wv so,,
''O . Se''' a., GR1
AMlnrn AIn /.
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rhe well known strengthening prop.
les OF Iron combined with other tonic.
ID most perfect nervine are fonnd I'm
rters Iron Pills, which strengthen the
,rves aud body, and improve the nerve,
I'D complexion.
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ECZEMA

MMy daughter, seyep vo,
trying other remedies u, wv YEA
SwliVS Specific, :. : = ondfsll
POT tieS cured her soubd snd pug
best blood remedy ia The % coa, v
MRS. N. 3 81
CedartoWn NH II
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No mother should be without
MEXICAN FEMALE REMEDY
'hich cures all female diseases and
axes all women happy.

Durkee's Salal Dressing is composed
the freshest aud choicest condiments
oney vii buy. II surpasses any that
n be made ut hone, IL cheaper, saves
Dor and all anxiety.
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wenty Dollars Worth OF Clothing r,,
Ten Dollars.
We nave invested thousand of dollars
recent forced sales in the easr. W.
larantee good $40 suit, which sold In
'rmer years at so.
X INHNRnT. the Clothier.
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Send TO Browns Iron Bltters Cc., Ral.
more, Md. for the prettiest picture
rds over made. GIVE name and street
dress,
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Indulgences or Exposures.

II Is self-evldent that a phgisla
particular attention TO a classoi tia
great skill, and physicians inn.llH
ell over the country knowing tbs N
recommend cases 10 the oldest OlahI
ca, where every known appliance \ =
10, and the proved good remaiis
ages and countries are used, hrlisl
uNcd for office purposes, and alluiaA
tklll In q respectful manner; n .
what 20 do, no eNperlmcntsalemih Y
count Of the great numbf r'H
charges are kept low, often bFf a y
manded by others, II Won se1feal.
get speedy and perfect life ~ ~ |
important matter. PaipphA als~
10 my allrnss frnn
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ULCERS rs Yr.,..

AN a member OF my church No.
years, standing by u,'n~~its,,le g on !
SPECIFIC She aud vaii5n,,E, o ,o9nls|
and had almost i ,'.,oE findsql
I1Wlit.s Specific cured hs Ecu u, q
Sho h i 2 new ienSe on ,liss pla IL
T. IL 1RuMPLER. Pr ry
Macon. "a a.
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FINANCIAL AND COTTON.
MONEY, STOCKS AND BONDS.

NEW YORK, Dec. 5--Money hd2 close,l
l9i5s; prime mercantile paper, its@6; ser
ing exchange, b b., lirin; iSl !; sight
lSS.
Dry goods imports for week, |. Nis 600
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MEDICINES

DE, 81 GENE nt1,-N,,.
to sell ni his S us MS agent or "a H.
S y t5sn,u5 ~ Restorative 6 ssemsty,l
ast ne, with nervous 1.t ~ Via
mood and all kindred dHiseaDlliiy, n
procure his circular. frn ,sea :. sd
cause OF the disease IN, I'm Which N
at once procure fro,, aoove iaeail
remedy, = ~ "a Press, the n
d. Wholesale Drno"sip,Vts 4 q,
by retail nj Howell N,ss silsiS, ball1
---------, Ang 4 II
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For first class work and low prices, 20
II. +. Barrow, SO Main street, every
ing In the gas hitting and plumbing
no can be found there.
l.. f. DOYLE, Manager.
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All fits slapped free by DR.. Rline's
eat nerve raSiOror, No tits after first
ws' usa. Marvellous cures. Treatise
I'd ~ trial bottle tree n tit cases. sand
DR.; Kline; sSl Arch street, Philadel-
MIA, Pennsylvania.
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Rolia Ryan in his humorous imrer
cations Tomorrow night. Admission
and so ceuts.
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THE GREAT nENirnv no
BPadfeId STANDARDIZATION

send for our Treatise ON "Health and Hap.
p'neSs OF Woman" mailed FREQ.
BRADfIELp REGULATOR Co., Atlanta la.
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'or dyspepsia and liver complaint You
YEA Printed guarantee on every hottl,
Shiloh's VitallEer. IL never fNils h.
20. Sold by J. NJ. House.
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I van use Angelica, sherry. rokay
- Claret or any other wines, count
a sec us.
IlorR & FREfReRo.
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b L o. a.

NJ; AZ ~ ln lla,, ing .reatise on Bloos
dress to the swift S ieci9 Il y az Sao VII !
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Pixies JIT5 MARRIAGE GVNE.

Elegant cloth and gilt bindia.. ~
cents IN postage or currency. W. !
derml pen pictures, true 10 lie, ~.
following subjects; Who may Aifl
whyf Proper ageiO r.arry. va
Manhood, Wcmanhooa PaysG =
fhoulG marry. How 'ifs ana aptls
increased, Thor 'r,-'i a q "
marrying shuaG YEA e.. g ~
by AL aiu.t rt,sOis. Ia q k-plNi,
key, Poplar e'.i,'Sl'. ..tlge aiaN'i.
cover ana ~ psgst, . c-HS YAK
or postage.
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no Roy. George n. 'rhayer, ~ po-r.
indVu'e. sres; "Doth nl,.ttt
30 IN Z. ...I iltsz ~ 3h.loh's Co..
1'oe oura' Sold BY J. ~. House
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cosE-Closedi New Yors steady. New Or
ans. suong LiveipJ nrn, Calves.
"a, stcaiy.
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FAVoRlTE LINE TO THE
NORTH. EAST AND SOUTHEAST.
PULIMANPALACESLEEPnNGCAR CARS

DAILY BETWEEN
81. LOUIS and DALLAS, FORT WORTH,
Ell PASO and SAN FRANCISCO,
DALLAS and NEW OR
LEANS WITHOUT
CHANGE.
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RAILROADS.
NEW RAILWAY TIME GARD,
Houston & Texas Central.
UUINH bUUTH.
Q. New Orleans and Galveston

1 ~, 1-NNcw Oiicdiis duu 0dlNeStOn
Express daily .:;........... $3.50 A. M.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1884-06-07
DEMOCRATIC REPRESENTATIVES, ON
THE DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM.

The Washington Post has printed the fol
lowing interviews with leading democrats il
1.-THE house of representatives in support of ii:
demand that clear and explicit staiemen
of principle. absolutely committing the dem
ocratic party to the issue of revenue reform
in the presidential canvass. shall be made by
the Chicago con. entiun of July.
"In my opinion said speaker Carlisle, III
will be the duty of the democratic nationa
convention, which meet, at Chicago, TO make
a clear and nneQuIvocal declaration in fav,
of tariff reform. The sentiment of tile part,
is overwhelmingly in favor of tariff fOr
clare.'
Il insist,' said Mr.. Hurd, of Ohio, ..rha
the convention shall not only ei voice to the
principles aimed at III the Morrison bill, bul
that it shall formally and emphaticaIly in
dOrse the course pursued by the supporters
of that bill. l want it to be clearly defined
whether it is possible for man to be both a
democrat and prOtectionist. My opinion is
that the declaration of the convention will
be SO clear and bold that there will be nothing
left for democrat to do bit to indorse 1t or
get out of the party.n
'sAll the democratic members of the Illi-
nois delegation in the house," said Mr.. Nor
rison. "are with me in desiring to reduce
tariff taxes. We are all in favor of the CEN
tral idea OF the old tariff plank-a revenue
employed to express the idea so that it is
stated clearly. Whether the convention de-
clares for "a tariff only for revenue,' as in
1876, or u tariff for revenue only,' as IN 1880,
or adopts another phrase, is of little moment.
We only ask. and we fully expect, that the
democratic doctrine of a tariff for revenue
shall be put to the frOnt.0
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1884-06-07
NIB. TILDEN's REPARTEE.

AS stories of Mr.. Tilden seems to be
in order, the following old one may
be oflnterest -"When Mr.. TiIden, in
1874, was nominated for governor ol
New York, Mr.. Dorsheimer received
the nomination. for lieutenant-governor.
The ticket thus headed was elected gen.
orally by about fifty thousand majority.
A little knot of Germans in New York
City, who usually voted the republican
ticket, took MIR. Dorsheimer, from
his name, to be German, and scratch
ed their state ticket in his favor,
SO that he had a majority of near
ly fifty-three thousand. One day, after
Mr.. Tilden and Mr.. Dorsheimer had
been inaugurated, they met at politi-
cal breakfast at the formers house in
Gramercy Park. Mr.. Tilden had al
ways felt little sore at Mr.. Dorshei-
mer's extra majority, and SO when in
the current of conversation MIR. Dor
sheimer jestingly said :-"Well, Gov
ernor, you must remember had three
thousand more majority than you.''
AS quick as a flash Mr.. Tilden retort-
ed:-''Yes, you supplied the three
thousand and lent you the fifty"
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1884-06-07
FROM ELDoRADo SPRINGS.
EIDoRADo SPRINGS, May 2s, 1884

ELDoRADo SPRINGS, May 20, 1884.
EDITOR INTELLIeENcER:-Please find
enclosed two dollars for the Intelligen-
Ger, as feel at loss to gather the
news from old Lafayette without it.
Lexington has not been without one
or more representatives here this
spring. A, Wamsley has arrived from
there to-day.
Col. 10 Davis left us one day last
week, but we expect him to return
soon, for we don't think that he would
be satisfied outside of Eldorado. Meth
er do we think we can do well without
the colonel, since he is always on hand
with a good joke.
VIM. Corse and wife of Wellington,
and A. Fl. Randall and George Mey-
ers, OF Sedalia, are stopping at the
Springs.
In spite of dull times this town is on
the boom with an addition of fifty
houses this spring. The Methodists
are going to build new church.
Elderads has a population OF two
thousand or more, and still coming.
Respectfully,
THOMAS j. ARMSTRONG.
Lexington weekly intelligencer., 1884-06-07
THE TE0HNI0ALITY AND THE
COURT.
From the Chica 20 News.


A weary-looking, overworked Tech
nicality strolled into a courtroom to
while away an afternoon.
A prisoner took the witness-stand
Prosecuting Attorney Now ,slr, tell the
jnry, did you or did you not kill that in
offensive man?
Witness: did.
Attorney: Lets understand each other
clearly. Did you commit this most
foul murder coolly and deliberately?
Witness: did.
Attorney: Your honor, we rest ourcase.
ssMr. Sheriff, bring rope," said the
judge. "No you don't!" cried the Tech
nicality, and took the prisoner in its
strong arms and bore him off to free
dom amid the triumphant shouts of the
lawyer for the defence:
"Saved! Saved!"