The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-12-02
Snqse and Mu,,se'ass.
With the druukard life is reel.

WIN Tue ufuDkafu itte IL reci.
A last resort-The cobbler's shop.
An open queslion-Who will shut the
door2
A rife match-A bout between two
pick-pocke's.
Wealth has it's cares 81 we'll as pow
+er,y. but they are more popular.
A to game-Pre:ty girls begging gen.
tlemen's neck wear for crszv quilts.
"My bow is ell unstrnng," warhles o
fair poetess. Wonder i! her beau bad
been out on racket.
"A train behind iime." remarked
Jones, seeing an elderly maiden, tricked
out 10 full flowing robes.
Blaine wants it to be understood that
be was success, hut that the party ieli
sbort.-Post Dispatch.
You NAV fool your friends with cheap
silver plated ware. bat you cent fool q
burglsr. He won't touch 1t.
Accordirgto recent estimats there
have been ,'8 578,7 ,724 acres OF land grant.
ed in the interest of education.
The mavor OF London is Methodist
acher, and lately delivered the sermon
at the opening Of Methodist church.
When hoy OF ei i.hteen runs swsv
viii q girl Of the same age the proceed.
ings may be called verdaut slope.
According 10 recent table over SIX
millions. or So per cent. OF the popula-
ton of Germany earn less than 9lOO .
year.
King Alfonso devotes his DAYS 10 the
chsss and nights Of secial enjoyments.
notwithstanding be Is not in robust
health.
A lost female bshy has been Identified
In, Chicago as belonging to Boston
family. She was identified ny her eye.
glasses -Neu York Graphic.
A spring election Law for city officers
lie the rising Young Issue in New York.
There are obvious reasons di.entsngling
the local and general elections In that
city.
A title town up in New York has .
skssinR rink that thev call Niagara.
I, is supposed that they call IL that be.
csuse the people go there to see the
..faIls I"
"rs you h.ve good drinking water
here 7" asked . stranger in Kertuckv.
Guess il's pretty good" replird ns.-
tive, "never seems to hurt the horses nor
CATTLE"
Constipation is ihe father Of more Ills
than anv other diseased conditl,n. Che
news stomach and Liver Regulator ah-
solutelv cures il. Try II. Sold BY r
W Pope.
"Bliilal cakes are sometimes kept fo'
iftv or hundred years. and no wonder.
iIf the b,ide makes 1t herself che does
not want to throw il away. and nobody
will eat IL.
E william p, Sheni$ld, Who bas heen
appointed to 6lI the seat OF the late Mr..
Anthcny for few wcetsin the Senate,
/. .ixty. .fouf yesrs old, and has been
tOrty yeats LAWYER.
There is ro,linq Impossible TO The
determined sri'i.." says a philosopher
Evidently that philosopher never tried
70 rescb up heh,nd his shoulder to get
hold of the end OF broken suspeId.r.
sYnu'll excuse me-" said Fogg to the
milkmap. with whnr, he bad been bas.
ing long discussion. "hut your srgu
msn,s are very unlike your milk"
"How'. ,ha, :" why, they won't bold
water. -.
A fsther.ip.lsw at wedding sttemrt-
ID To chsff the groom :"I bope now.
.ir, that you .i'l not get into any more
scrapes." "No," said the new son-iD-
Law, 81 shall not have 9 chance; ] shall
never get out OF this one."
i msy. perhaps, he just rs we'll to re-
mark that there are times when man
foreeis oil about politics, and one OF
those times j. when he /, engaged in .
search expedition for The collar button
that has rolled under the he'd.
The Emperor OF GERMANY recentl'
subjected himself to the "tbought read
| ing" powsfs Of Mr.. Stuart Cumberland.
His Msisssy thought Of 1851. the year
OF h;s coronstion AZ King Of Prussia,
snd Mr.. Cumberland wrote the egure'
at the first attempt.
Atsn E plish country forse lunch Is
con. after morning service. the popular
young .curste was accosted bv vener'
able Sivine. "How long, cir" said he
t'sdid h take you to write thst ssrmor
you gave us this morning ~ Oh
about week" Dear me, replied thu
other, at took me four"
i A woman who bad hu.icd three hus
hands Was ineonsoiahle over the dealt
Eof the fourth. II was necessary TO or
der tie funeral parsphernalia. and sb'
vac aeked II she had anv preference a'
to which undertaken shonld he EMPLOY
ed. "Oh, q go to Mr.. Mould" she sob
he'd. "He.he has heen nv undertake