The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-05-16

'idPii - Wei printed, well cu1leu
and spicy, and Tinan evidently lets
no verdue grow under his ponderous
walkers.-AleNandria Herald.
J. c. Stoddard and family will
not, owing to the illness of Mrs. Stod-
fdard, rem their house this summer.
They will enjoy the garden sass plant
cd by Bro. Hammond in expectation
he was to have the place.
Like the rain hat falls on the just
} and the unjust, the mellow rays of
the moon, which lend inspiration to
lovers vows, creeps through the
cracks of the pig pen and shows the
little spring pigs getting in their
work
Bro. Willis swore by the bon es of
the Pilgrim fathers he would not sell
the fighting editor" of the Index for
500. The dog went down street the
other day, got into a bloody fight and
in disgust he sold him to Hank
Bloeser for 800.
Bait Ryan's hogs, three in number,
went on to the premises of Philip
Klinkel. Said Kinkel filled them full
of shot. Ryan proposed to arrest him.
Trouble settled by Klinkel taking the
hogs and mortgaging his horse for sl5
to pay for them.
There was a large and enthusiastic
county seat meeting at the rink on
Wednesday night. Stirring speeches
were made by G. G. Akin, D. Warner,
Capt. Curtiss, Mr.. Newman, G. E.
Schwlndt and others. CT. Maynard
presided over the meeting.
DR.. Ross has purchased the rink
building of A. D. Robinson and the
lot on which it stands of Ellen Pratt.
Consideration for lot $3.50. DR.. Ross
will move the building back and
build a new front and make the
whole INTO a first class livery stable.
"What comes after 7" asked one
of our lady school teachers of a small
son of her nelghbor's who was learn
ing the alphabet. "Your beau was
the prompt reply. The young lady
went cut to get a breath of fresh air
while the older scholars "thought
they'd just die"
When we called upon Bro. Rigg at
Plankinton the other day he came
near jumping ont of his Shoes" Beg
PARDON he said "you must cxcus
my embarrassment; thought 1t was my
wife,. He was burning up old letters,
narrow pieces of ribbon, faded rose
+ buds and locks of hair.
Why in thunder don't some of our
merchants buy a line of baby car
riages? Wonder If they think be-
cause corn grows ten feet high, beets
three feet long, and pumpkins as big
as n bushel basket in one season that
a baby born in Dakota can walk
. around the streets wher. a week old?
, A Mississippi man writes to Den
{ fNp n,,,,,f.- 1>orn, e.,
, wife, and describes her with high
cheek bones, upper front teeth out,
crippled IN n foot, cross eyed and
/ quick spoken.-Exchange.
Great Scott! but we can't under
stand why he should want to find her.
l.. P. McClerren, representing the
Sioux City Daily Journal was in
town Saturday in the interest of his
paper, and obtaining quite a number
f Of subscribers. The Journal reaches
t Kimbali twcnty-four hours ahead of
ST. Paul or Chicago dallies. f. +.
Miller will have 1t on sale regularly
). when he opens his new store.
"Our Boys" will he presented by
| home talent at Leslie's Opera House
IN Chamberlain on Tuesday evenin g
/ of next week. The comedy is one
4 Of the latest and best, and with the
resources at their command the
Chamberlain Dramatic Club cannot
fail to present 1t in a sc"st excellent
manner. Go down and see 1T.
c A young lady and a Kimbali dude
) were going out to walk last Sunday.
n "NVait," said the young miss "until
get my umbrella.n 1t isn't going to
rain is it?" asked the dude. "Not
that I know of, but / always like to
! have something along with me when
. Pm GU, walking" The missing link
: looked bothered but said nothing.
An freshman arriving home from
his days work found his wife sick in
bed, and went Immediately for a doc.
tor. On his way he met a friend:
! aud said to him "Pat if you went
home and found your wife in bed
with spinal meningitis, what would
q YOU do?" 81 would shoot the bloody
I4,l;o, no .rorrv to ha suras, u-aS fbe