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Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10
Pilesl Piles! Pilesl

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itching
Piles One box has cured the worse cases 20
years standing. No one need suffer five min
utes after using Williams indian Pile ONT
ment. 1t absorbs tumors, allays itching, acts
as poultices, gives instant relief. Prepared or
ly for piles itching of private parts nothing
else. Mailed for 81 Frazier Medical Company
Cleveland
No SAFER REMEDY can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any trouble of the Throat than
"Brow'sS bronchial IrocheS." Price % cts.
Sold only IN bOzes.
Vertigo, Mysteries, Convusions-all nervous
disorders in fact-are cured by Samaritan
Nevine.
MOTHER SWANS WORM SYRUP" Tor feverishness
restiesness. worms, constipation. Tasteless. 25c.
This cerlihes," writes ID. ID. Christman, of
Oswego, Ind, "that Samaritan Neryine cured
me of Epileptic fits" AT Druggists, sl.50.
.,BUCHU-PAIBA." Quick, complete cure all an
noying Kidneys and Urinary Diseases. IL.
PURE CoD-LIvER OIL made from selected lyers
on the sea-shore, by CAswELI+ HAZARD q Co, New
who have once tase1 It TO ali others. Physicians
have decided 1t superior 10 any of the other oils in
market.
CuAPPED HANDS FACE, PIMPLEs aud rough skin
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by CAS-
WELL. HAZARD CO.. New York.
ROUGH ON hA rs. Clears out rats, MICE oies
reaches bed-bugs ants yeImn chipmunks. loo.
A young lady in San Francisco re-
Gently fell dead at her own party The
cause was tight lacirg.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

PARIS GREEN.-Great care should be
observed in handling Paris Green. A case
10 recorded where young man who was
mixing the poison for the purpose of kill
ing potato bugs, rubbed his sleeve across
his sweary forehead, and in q few minutes
his face swelled so as to blind him for sew
eral hours, threatening to permanently
destroy his eyesight.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10
MIsHAwAKA, Ind, Dec. /, 1882.

American Bishops at Rome deny having
taken any action on the Feniau question.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

GOOD NIGHT How very commonplace
is this expression, and yet what volumes 1t
may speak for all future time! We nevel
listen to it, in passing, that this thought
does not force itself upon us, be the tones
in which it is uttered ever so gay. The
lapse of few fatal hours or minutes may
SO surround and hedge it in with horror
that of all the millions Of wor's which 8
lifetime has recorded, these two little words
alone shall he remembered: Good nigh.
The little child has lisped it, as it passed
smiling to brighter morn than ours; the
lover, with his gay dreams of the nuptial
morrow the wife and mother, with the
tangled threads of household cares still In
her fingers; the father, with the appealing
eve of childhood all unanswered: Good
night! The seal upon days passed, and
lays to come. What hand so rash as te
rend aside We veil that covers its morrow p
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

OTTUMwA, A.-Dr. }. n. Armstrong says:
81 have used Browns Iron Bitters IN NV fami-
ly and recommend its use TO Others"
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10
LooIt Ont For TraudsI

The senuine Trough on Corns" is made only by
II. y. Wells proprietor of"tough on Rats) and has
laughing face OF on labels. l5c. a 25c. bottles
The New York Evening Post says that the
florists OF that city can "tell tales of extray-
agence that even diamond dealers could not
cIedit.n
JEFFERSON CRY, Mo.-Dr. j. q. Fiddler
says: persons who use Browns Iron Bitters
always speak well OF 1t. at is a good medi-
cine.n
The Sultan has grantee gl6,00O from his
privy purse for the establishment of lazar
etto on the Island Of Leros, at which all pil
grims are TO stop on their return from Mecca
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

Vertigo, Mysteries, Convulsons-all nervous
disorders In fact--are cured by Samaritan
Ncui,,e
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10
Fourteen Years.

After Which -HaSSact usetts Engineer Finds a
Precious Treasure When Friends and Ply
SiciaRs We're III Vain, q Pleasant Medicine
Cares Dread Disease.
Sleep after fatigue, and health after disease are
two Of the sweetest exper cnces known 10 man.
Fourteen years ia long time to suer ct MIR. Peter
Lawler, OF Dalton, Mass, had led a miserable life
for that period through the presence stone the
bladder. That he sought I'm all directions for cure
is an almost supernuous statement. lie did obtain
temporary relief, but nothiDg more. Last January
ne called on DR.. David Kennedy, of ROndout, n. ",
who said after examination: "Mr. LAWYER, you have
Stone in the Bladder. We will first try KENNEDY'>
FAV0RITE REMEDY before risking an operation"
few days later the following letter passed through
the Rondout postoffce.
Dalton Mass, Feb. g.
Dear Doctor Kennedy The day after came home
passed two gravel stones, and am doing nicely
Peter LAWYER"
DIR. Kennedy now has the stones at his Office, and
they are sufficiently formidable to justify the claim
ter Mr.. LAWYER mention that FAVORITE REMEDY
also cured him of rheumatism. For ali diseases of
the urinary organs 1t is winning the highest place in
the estimation If the public. The subjoined certh
cate tells is own story
Old Berkshire Mills
Dalton, Mass, April q, lSS2.
Mr.. Peter Lawlcr has been resident of this town
for the past seventeen years, and in employ for
fifteen, and in all these years he has been good ana
respected citizen OF the town and community. He
has had some chronic n sease To our knowledge for
most of the time, but now claims to be, and is In APP
parent good health. Chas, O. Brown Pres.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

What ais your II II lisa cough, take Plso's Cure
Sold by Druggists, IS cts.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

A young LADY of Anderson, S. c., declined
an offer of marriage ON the ground that her
father already had too large family to sup
mort
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10
lnlDOrtant.

When you visit OF leave New York City save
Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel opposite Grand
Central Depot.
Elegant rooms fitted up at q cost Of one mil
lion dollars, reduced to 81 and upwards per
day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad to all depots. Families can
live better for less money at the Grand Union
Hotel than Mt any other flrst-class hotel in the
city.
The dentist is facile foreeps in his profess
sion,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

MOTHER SWANS WORM SYRUP" Tor feyerlshness
restlesness. Morms. constlpatinn. Taateless- PC
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

CuArPED HANDS FACE, PIMPLEs aud rough skin
cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by CAS-
WELL. HAZARD X CO.. New York.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-01-10

This certihes," writes ID. ID. Christman, of
Oswego, Ind, "that Samaritan Nermne cured
me of Epileptic fitsu AT Druppists 81 30
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1884-03-13
Eegas.

gBie aus Sort Wortb berlautet,
iou Der MurpbDs@aton Sfanbal nun
aun mod bor 6ie Granb SurD uno oa-
nit por Die Geri9te gebra9t iperben.
Sn Brownsville tpirb segenmdr=
tig ben Der grmoroung Deg Sberifi
Waartin 9ngeflagten Der pro5eB &C.
ma1t. Cine Grau, Die 9auptSeusin
fir ben Staat fein follte, 1T iiber ben
9fio Granbe gebra6t poroeu. Ser
pro3eB tpirb MufIeben erre5en, ba Der
Morb aus politiiden llria6en geideben
sein foll unb piele prominente 8irger
bireft unb inbireft balnit 81 tbun batten.
Sn SHERMAN 1T George McJabs
ben perbaftet moroen auf ben 8eroa6t
bin, bei Der 8eraubung Der pacific @r=
breBfompagnie in ct. Souls betbeiligt
getpeien 5u ieifl.
9enrD gabineB, ber bor 10 Sab
rem aus Dem 3u1tbauie entfprang,
tpurbe biefer Sage ipieoer eingeiangen
uno mad 1untsbile gebra6t.
Das Maifeit gDntite in @albefton
III bereits eifrig an Der Nrbeit, I'M 8or=
bereitunsen fir bas Set gu trefen.
9ie 8etppbner bon Snbepenbence
babem @elber ge3ei6net, oas Weaere6t
geli6ert unb @runbitiide fiir elm Depot
geidenft unb beabf6tigen, cine i6mal=
ipurige giIenbahn nod oer 5 Nteilen
entfernten Station Clap gu bauen.
@enannte Station liegt an bet Mont=
gomerD 3meigbabn Der Santa Sc gi=
feababn.
Ser farbise 8aptiifen @eiffli6e
SohniDn in Brenbam taufte am per-
gansenen 5onntag "a Perfonen I'M
GlulIe.
q. $. Barnes lit 2ampaias
f6enfte bem bortigen college @onlite
Is gaugrunbltide, I'm Elm S6ulgez
bdube barauf su erri6ten.
Die Seras unb ct. 2Duis Gifen=
babn bat gegen 120 8iirger BON Waco
&lase eingerei6t tuegen gi6t6eSablung
unteraei1neter @eloer gum 8au ber
8abn. Sic 8eitrdse ipuroen i'm Sabre
1880 ge5ei6net un6 belaufen fi6 auf
$4,000.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1884-03-13
= 0enl6en fir 0erren (unlaundred)
so Sent bas Gtiid beim Gamous.
9ie 9an,mernuss Griheinunsen.

Sie MISUNDERSTANDING Be.
fAdftigen nod INNER bieGelebrtenipelt.
Sn Stuttgart Dat prof 3e6 cine neue
0DpOtbeie aufgeitellt. Bed bertpirft bic
grfldrlug bur6 pulfanii9e @ruptionen
uno bic Salb'f9e gisnabel=Sbeorie unb
bertritt bic 9lnii6t, baB bic inteniipe
NbenbrDtbe ber lebten 3eit ouf cine
ifarfe Sdttigung Der 9ltmoipbore nit
g4aferbampf suriidSufiibren lei. S6pn
Der engliide Naturforfder Sorber babe
bebauptet, baB Der WaIerbampf bic
gigeni6aft babe, Die eonnenitrablen
roth gu fdrben; aud oem Spectrum Der
Qlbenbrbtbe feble bas eelbe 2idt, bas
6ur6 ben @aiier0ampf III Der 9ltmos
ipbdre abiorbirt ipetbe. Die 6rage,
ipo Der llrfprung fol6er groBeu @tenz
gen BON Mailerbampf berriibre, bic i'm
Stanbe iinb, uns Die 9lbenbrOtbe 10
intenliu erideinen gu laiien, beantuors
tet Bed babin, bab bieier uriprllng
BON auBerbalb in Die @rbatmoipbdre
tomme. gr tpeiit barauf bin, baB
neltere Gorider ni6t mebr bon elmer
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1884-03-13
9}eilt-nienals!

JtCtlt
Da 1a6en mir einen gan5 peri9leoes
men @elhmad. Sd Siebe es unbeolngt
Oeinem romantil0en, oiiIteren Sellen=
ed por, unb felbit menn i'd Die Serges=
eiilIamfeit 10 leioenf6aftli0 liebte iple
0u, lpiiroe id) bod ipeniglfens einge
Wsonate bes Sabres in Weroentels Slz
bringen.
geaimuno CAB feline QntiDort. @r
lebnte ii6 on ben &amin uno lab
1dweiaenb gu, ipie bas Seuer Die na9=
tiqen G6eite per3ebrte. Sas ipriibte
unb fnilferte; oas ipano fi6 pie feur'z
qe 5hlangen un1 oas 9olS Sudte bier
auf unb ianf bort suIamnlen unO 5lln=
qelie INNER bDber, INNER gieriger eins
Dor, Bis enbli9 al Die 8rdnoe aufs
flammten in lobernber @lutb. Dieles
Spiel ber 6lammen in Dem balbfnnflen
Gaume bate ettpas llnbeimll9es, Guz
beloles, uno Der f6arfe 2uft5ug i'm
Gamin fa6te es nod wil0er an.
Ser Blif BON Der Serafle aus i!ber
bic @artner 1T iuirflid ein5lg in ietner
Nrt, fubr paul fort, un6 aud Die Sas
ge bes Dorfes 1T b0blt malerli6. Wtlr
1T nur aufgefaaen, bab es gar ni6t
ben anoeren @ebi1gsO0rfern glei6t, no
bic uralten 6duier 10 eng an uno our9
einanoer gebaut iinb. bob man it'd oft
in bem Centre gar ni6t 5ure1t finoet.
Sa @erbenfeIs bagegen 1T Iles 10
melt ausgeOebnt. 10 frei uno li9t. Ser
Gaitellan fagte m:r ireili9, oaB Der
Srt ppr einiger 3eit niebergebrannt
uno bann gang neu uieoer aufgebaut
tuoroen fei.
(8orticssay tOIst.)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1884-03-13
elite gadlen bilia. 81

giife ga1en bilIis. Sbr f0nnt
ale Mrten ponfeinem un6 Sancps@anbD
nit geringen Soften anfertigem, ipenn
Sbr nur ben Nntpeiiungen folgt, Die in
6em uertbbollen fleine1 8u6e: GLOW
to make candy'' angegeben lin6. Sas-
felbe lpirb na6 @lnfenbung BON 80
gents in / ober 2 Gent Stamps an ieoe
Mbreiie berf1idt. Mtam a6reiiire.
The Housewife. 3o1eifer, gf. ..
l 3, tum1Wf
, 1884-07-04
The saiIor,. Bogus Game Fowl.


AShhNiiIh ~ A~uluISi
The creoles in Havana are famous for
heir fin game cocks, and for u long time
ley won great SUM Of money from
trangers, esp, cially suilors, who would pit
American birds against them.
But one day they met their match. 1t was
II Sunday morning, and a sailor strol'ed into
the pit, with his bird carefully mufied up in
Il CO tP-e-sacR, AS usual. He waited until the
very best bird in Havaua-a black cock,
weighing som thing over five pounds-wa was
pitted Tho owner Of the cock Culle out:
"Who will fight mel 1 will match my bird
against anything that has wings"
Here you are" said the sailor, stepping
with his bird into the pit.
The whole auiience ruared when they saw
hat bird. IL was. a sorry-iooking specimen
smothered in SCOT; but the sailor backed it
with all the wages that LIE hat receivei for
his voyage-something like $l0O-and had
no trouble in getting bets at big odds.
Well, at first fly the sailors bird reached
out u single claw, aud, catching the black by
the back, Iinntdh nj to the ground rs though
lie hal been nailed ulere. For a minute he
stared at him, and then with his other claw
he tore the blacks head off as easily US you
would break q cigar in two.
The sailors bird was nothing more nor less
than a Iva d-eak e, clipped into the snaps of a
rooster, with II comb pasted on his bald head
an: sofne cocks feathers stuck into his wingt
and tail. A ba h in so I hat finished his 1is-
guis', and the Cubans pail their debts with
out tinGiug out about the fraud.
, 1884-07-04

to-day. He was as good as his word, u
as the old saying runs, and the procession
can move to-day over the original route,
if those in charge are so disposed.
Do not forget that at all times to-day
you can get a good meal, and at low
prices, in the r~efreshment room in charge
of the ladies' Of the Methodist Church on
Sixteenth street.
There is another project on foot to have
the streets of the city s~prinkled, and yes
tcrday a petition or contract eminating
from the Thompson Brothers was being
circulated by o. P. Goodwin. The sigma
lures of a large number of business men
were obtained. There is now a good pros
pect Of having that much needed luxury,
a street sprinkler.
, 1884-07-04
Webster. Two Tar1G Speeches.


youths Con. nnlon.
About the yea. ls4D " eDster was invited
10 Il G eat tariff dInner at Philadelphia. The
immense hail Of the oil Chinese museum was
,rTgaged fer the occasion and profusely decor
ateu with q lgs and bllhers. 1t see mel as IL
he sun stood still till We cnull get tue news
papers. At tiiat tims 40 Philaie phia paper
had Il corps of reporters at all Competent to
make tie quick work OF u two-uouis' speech,
which requires eight men to report verbatim
with the IL quislts dlspA;cn for AN early issue.
Tie cunsequeHc. was that it Vas past 10
O'clock .hr next morning before tho Wing
lale I al p,nred.
There W $ a aaucy little Democratic sheet
pullishta tier, called lie Pennsylvanian
edi, ed by the late CpL. Forney, " mich played
a nice little trick upon an tx ectant pub ic.
The editor huntel up Mr. WebsS-r's great
speech on the tariff iel versj m lS34, which
was u thorough going argument loo free
ira e, III direct opposition TO the
grafton nt the evening before. Col. Forney
struck OH a large cation OF the speech as "a
supplement to h s pa er, beading 1t, in his
largest type, "Sebster's Great Speech on tine
raliT." The n~ewsbors made the town ring
with this cry soon aft h sunrise. Horace
Greeley, WIN hal come over from New
Yors on purpose to near the speech, ami
was anxious tU get an cary copy for publ.
cation in The New York Tribuus. rushed out
OF his hotel aud bou HI several of them.
Many tn a ADDS OF copies were sold befor,
the joke was d~iscoverei. The Democrats
were naturally in great goo humor to see
Mr. Webster thus aIray9i against himself.
The Wiiss could not DE expected to relish
.i.e joke, least Of all Mr.. Greeley, who veute 1
uis anger in uniueasurel language. Mr..
Webster himself. vino loved a jok-, TOOK it
n good part, laughed heartily, aud sail To
the friend who handed him the paper, 81
think Forney has printed a much better
,peech than the one | ma 10 last night.n
, 1884-07-04
lido TIC
Henry S~parkman to be sont to the
Insane Asylum.

Insane Asylum.
For a good many years Henry or
Hank Sparkman has resided in and
around Cheyenne, and is pretty well known
to a good many of our citizens. Some
years ago he became afflicted with what
appeared to be only symptoms Of ~softness
of the brain, but AS time progressed he
became worse and worse, until it was ap-
parent that his mind was seriously affect
ed. In the meantime he broke his leg
and was laid up with it for a long time,
and before he had fairly recovered was
attacked with the rheumatism. Finally
it became apparent that his case was a
serious one, and he was taken in charge
by the county. In December last he was
taken into the County Hospital, where he
has remained ever since, growing worse
all the time. Yesterday DR.. j. J. Mars
ton filed in the Office of the Judge of Pro
bate, information alleging that Sparkman
was insane. Judge Bergman ut once is
sued the usual citation, and at . o'clock
p. IN, the following named parties APP
peared and were sworn in as jurors to hear
the evidence in the matter: Rev. j. Y.
Cowhick, Colonel +. p. Snow, j.. l..
Walsh, w. H. Hibbard, w. H. Reed,
Fred Bond, James Duffy, D. Fisk, A.
Harper. H. A. Roy, Joe McGonigle and
W. P. Carroll. DIR. j. j. Marston,
Charles Wilseck, J. D. Morris and Dep
uty Sheriff Hosford were sworn and testi-
fed. Their evidence was to the effect
that for a couple of months Sparkman has
been gradually losing his mind, and has
reached that point where he has no con-
.rol of himself whatever, and for the
greater part of the time talks and raves to
himsclfin an incoherent manner stating that
he lived in Fort Collins and proposed to
90 down there, while at other times, and
for the most part when speaking of the
place of his former residence, he claimed
hat Florida is his home. At times he
has imagined that he was engaged in
some great scheme whereby he was about
to get Immediately rich but would not be
able to tell exactly what it was. One of
his t~avorite Authorizations was that some
body was going to stake" him to a large
amount. The evidence in regard to his
present condition was unmistakeable and
DR.. Marston testified that he was afflicted
with idiotic insanity and that he is grow
ing worse all the time. The jury were
! ,.n.ns,,,t,a - 9ba a.,p,,n thut tl, -,
fortunate man was insane and returned a
verdict accordingly. He will probably lie
taken to Lincoln to-day, but may not go
until tn-mnrrnM
, 1884-07-04
A Clever Nun.


New York independent
When Mohnm nei Ahmed made his tri-
umphant entry into Fl Obeid, he called on
the Christians to change their religion and
Wedge him as the Mes iah whose com.
ing was %forrtol in holy writ. OIe of the
French Sisters OF Mercy, stepping forward,
replied that it was said in the Bible hat the
MESSIAH would make himself known by his
miracles, and he woul remove all doub y as
to his identity by kindly performing one for
the benefit of herself and her 60 leagues. TIE
Mahdi answered that her request was per.
fectly reasonable, but that the time for the
working Of miracles had not yet come.
Meanwhile. however. he would take the mis-
sionaries under his protection, with a view
to repairing them for CONVEX. ion PENDING
the day when he would dazzle them all by h :
exploits. The courageous nun, in all prob
ability. save herself aud her fellow Chris
tihns by this cleve reply, VIII oh placed No.
hammel Anne in an awkward dilemma
, 1884-07-04
CAST-OFF FINERY.
Al Establishment Where Ladies' Sec
ond-Hand Wear Is Sold.
How one woman's Necessity May
Recon- Another Woman's OPP
portunIfy-Sfyiish Dresves
for Emergencies.


ID 'Jfolt free fresBi
On Monroe "A venue there il a neat clothing
and millinery establishment where ladies'
wear" is advert ised. The causual observer
s'rs n'thing but an ordinary stock Of cheap
new goods, very neatly arranged, and a
pretty H, brew maiden with n d.ssatt-ha d air
trying 10 sell them. A pleasant-taced, gray
tai ed mother keeps watch within, and a
gay, styiishly dressed brother keeps wari
without, while the little CO lvent-bred girl
learns the value OF dollars and CENTS from the
general public. Back of the stock OF new
gods are a number of immense wooden
chests and drawers let into the wall These
can "a tale unfold. A worl to the wise
mother, and she leads you into the rear Of
the store. and opens one of tie chest lids.
This very respectable appearing dry goods
emporium is in realty al old-c.othes shop,
but of the most apyruveI type. The great
WOODEN chests are filed with the cast off
Emery Of the very Lea spciety when a
fashionable lady goes into mourning" said
the owner of tho sscDn Inland business, @sbe
sends for me-. How does she know mel why.
everybody knows me. l travel all over the
country l spend seasons at Washing
ton, Saratoga, Long Branch and New
York. l go to California for my hsalth,
aud | call oil all the nice Ia les |
sell them fine point lace and camel's hair
shawls, and l take old six ami satin dresses
in part pay. Then, when a lady's husband
dies, she sci $ nll her colored dresses to Inc.
Sometimes tier warlrobB comos to 81 loo.
and | give Ter my check for the money.
Here l have letters from Canada, from doc
tors wives and hUt.i keepers, wanting to
know IL have anything To suit them. L do
a big business in Canaia. There is no duty
ON old clothes. See uow clean and nice my
goods are, my dear; | will not buy from
street gypsies and low folks; | buy only from
Indies"
And do you s,ll only to ladiesr'
"Ah. that Is different. i sell cheap for
cash and money is cleau. The people who
buy of me are very good people. they are
many Of them play ACTORS in tLe theatre. They
purchase second-hand d. esses for costumes
1 fad one dress here that was "A beauty. 1t
vas II peacock blue satin, made up viii velvet
broca1e. IL WAS trimmed with lace an /
fringe-wns a party itS for u Detroit
bride. Then $40 got tired of it
and brought it 10 me. / hal a le;-
,er in my l. cSet from a star actress who was
laying in Toledo, and Il called for a peacock
..ue sa-in. 1 cut a lit Is ii out of he iusiie
Of the waist an sent it t. her, and she sent
e 81 for tho dress. l gave $40 for 1t, but
the udy who sold 1t said it c,s her over $40.
Next week the actress was here and SEN me
tickets TO the thea e. l went with my SOL.
,"I"Sn -" a., a..a - =, -, "
:. a - - =,
locke splendid, too"
DIR, ~ after d es had been taken out and
IL roiucd during the cOnversat On. S NE
- ~ = -. -, - - a.
~ an .n - - II
10 co. a.. III y. = sous, o.ne
a." 80 VI
IN =, -, - - o,I1, -
, 1884-07-04

New York Cor. Chicago Journal
What struck me at the Chatham street
stand, was u purchaser, who, after buying
a cigar. took a vial from his pocket, and
drop. ed On some liquid. l got his explana.
ton:
81 am a cigar-maker," said he, "and in
my work l use what are called patent
aavors, with which we turn the commonrSt
Domestic cigars into Havanas OF any desired
brand. l happened TO want u smoke just
nov, ami hadn'. n cigar in my pocket; but |
hal some La VueltA Abajo fl .yOr, aud so |
turned II Chinese cen'-er INTO a genuine
Cuban pro iuc,. Try one, sirin
did Never again shall | smoke an Ha-
vRua with confidence.
, 1884-07-04
A Few AnBwcrg,

~What is a sIgef
"a sage, my son, is a wise man who knows
exactly when TO buy or sell stock We bury
about a dozen a month III this country, but
the supply still equals the dc naud."
"What is a successful inancierf'
"Why, a MAI who scoops 81, 900, 600 out of
the bank he runs, and~drops the sugar in
Wall street"
"Whht is u philosopherP
Ale is u C ap who loses his wife's money in
buying silver stOc<s, b it increases his own by
taking a deul IN pork"
"Wnat is II financial prophetf'
ale is u gent e0lan VIII states to an inter.
viewer on Wo1nes ny that the times are
p osperous and business sol : ali on Thurs
aay fails for s7,OOJ,OOJ or IS, 0OJ, 90.