The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-04-29
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"Trust men and they will trust vou,"I
said Emer-on Yes, but we would rath-
er they would trust US first.
1t Is strange that some one did not
disperse The mob in Cincinnati by pro-
posing to take up collection.
In the Isle of Jersey tn re are ten wo.
men to one man The leap year twelve
month must be frightfuI affair in Jer-
sey.
Huntington, Crncker, P.erce and
Flood, the California syndicate, have
bought 200 000 acres OF Mexican coal
lands.
Another woman has been tattooed in
Cincinnati for circus. There are five
tattooed persons now in the United
States.
| A Chicago woman remarked her hus-
band from whom she had been divorced,
and then got mad because he wouldn't
take her on bridal tour.
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not allowed herself to be seen by men
for twenty years. We guess it will be
perfectly sale for her TO come out now.
A Frenchman proposes to start a
mending establishment in New York for
the benefit OF bachelors. There is noth-
ing needing msnding more than they do.
II men knew all that women think
they would be twenty times more auda
cious. II women knew what men think
they would be twenty times more CO
quettish.
A Louisville lady has sued 70, a iii.
vorce, asserting that her husband has
not done any work for fourteen years
There are some women who want mab
TO be ON the keen jump all the time.
"Yes, am really sorry" said the hen.
pecked husband. "sorry to kno W that rar
forests are being so rapidly destroyed.
When thev are gone I'm afraid they will
make brooms,icks of iron."
Kaiser William. King George of
Greece and Kiag Christian of Denmark
will meet this summer in Weisbaden.
Opposition summer resorts will have to
hold pretty COOL hand to beat three
kings.
A Denver oleomargarine establish.
ment manufactures ton and a half per
day and uses $50 gallons of fresh milk
every twenty-sour hours. Just what
constitutes the remainder of the 3,000I
pounds is not stated.
Sundav-School Teacher WHO ma lie
the world ?" mo answer).
S. s T.-"ru,, tutl None of Won
know that I say, who made the world ?
Small Bny-"Please, sir, it wusn't
me"-Londoa Fun.
In tearing down house $50 years
old in Rhode Island lately the workmen
found lot OF leaf tobacco and 100 old
fashioned cigars. This would seem TO
IndIcars mat at one time cigars weret
made of tobacco.
Mary Ellen Chase says ssthere will bs
three women to one man in heaven.
Then there will be two women out of
every three that will be almighty lnne-
aome. and don't you forget it, Mary
Ellen.
"Why didn't go to her assistance 2"
said the man who had stal in bed while
his wife laid ont a burglar. young
msn, I've had q number Of tussels With
the old gal, and knew that burglar had
trouble enough without my giving him
any,"
A lady reader writes to say that she
has been losing her hair recently, and
wants to know what she shall do to pre-
vent it Either keep the bureau drawer
locked or else discharge the hired girl
and get another OF complexion differ
ing from that Of yours.
You want TO know what to do when
you sit on paint, do you? All right |
we will cheerfuliv tell you; not that we
have had much experience in sitting on
paint, but because We know the proper
thing to do; and that is to GO right off
and have the garment that comes IN con
tact with the paint dyed the same color
A Hartford paper makes the charge
that there are farmers in the surround
ing country who have for wears brought
into the city butter for dealers and !ami-
lies, who are now, and for y, ar or two
have been, huving oleomargarine in
Hartford, molding it over at home, and
supplying 1t to their customers as the
genuine pro luct OF their own diaries.
Losseps is devoted horseman, and
may be seen daily galloping through the
Boia de Boulogne with bis eight children
by his second marriage, bows and girls,
mounted on ponies, IN nautical costumes,
their hair streaming on the wind, their
large collars turned over their shoulders,
and their caps hanging over their backs
"a little tribe, with their dark hsir and
complexions, round their haired
chief.
Clara Morris says her 'stage tears are
real tears z" Well, great Scott" they
ought to be! She's paid enough for
them. The idea Of a womsn getting
$500 for weeping and then palming off
imitat on weeps on an unsuspicious, con-
fiding audience that has paid $1.j0 for
reserved seats! Why, we didn't suppose
that any actor or actress of prominence
would crv anything but real tears. You
can't expect the property man to furnish
emotion, we don't suppose.
The Greek sponge fisheries have been
very much developed within the last Two
wears, and at the present time there are
7l3 boats, 1873 OF which are provided
with diving. bells, employed in this busi-
ness. These boats carry from five to
seven men. The fishing season COM
mences in April and ends in August.
the boats which are provided with di.
ving-bells going as far to sea as Tunis
and Tripoli, while the others do not 60
beyond the coast OF Greece and Crete,
The laureate has presented himself at
the House of Lords but once since his
Elevation, and then he vanished ere his
brother Peers could we'll say such q
thing had been. But his passing preSen-
tation was highly effective. He fret
showed at the doorway for moment in