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Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04
New Haven & Northampton R. R.

Commencing Monday, Nov. 26, 1883 FRTRAINS will leave New Haven for New Hart 1 ford, Westheld Holyoke, Northampton. VII 1smsburg Turner's Falls, sheburne Falls and North Adams at 7l5 A n., 1920 a.. and 4:10 p. m.; and 6:30 D. for Williamsburg and stations south.
 Contracting at Plainv1lle with N. Y. & N. E R. R. at Simsbury and Pine Meadow with Fl. & O. ". R. k, at WesUfeld with $. x A. R. R. and at North Adams with T. & B. and B. H., T. & W. Railroads.
 There will be no connection for New Hartford OF 4:l0 D. train or for Holyoke 6SO p. n. train
 For particulars ask for small time tables at any station. EDWARD A. RAY,
 - G. T. Agent.
 In R1rar fpfa amt
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04

Durno's Catarrh Snuff cures all affections of the mucous membrane, of tLe head and
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04
EOUSATONIC RAILROAD.

Commencing January 2s, 1884. FsTRAINs leave New Haven via N. r., N. H. < H. R. R. at 930 a. m. and 4.07 p. n1., connecting st Bridgeport for P1ttsdeld and intermediate stations Albany vfSState Line and Saratoga.
 H. D. AvERTLL, General Ticket Agent.
 v. H. YEOMANS, Superintendent. ~=Gene-al Offices. Bridgeport Conn. a1S
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04
ReRUIarE.

One of the strongest proofs of the value of Kidney Wort a remedy for all diseases of the KidneSs Liver Bowels is the fact that 1t is used and pre- scrbed by irregular" physicians Philip C. Ballou, : M D., of Mopkton, Vt says 'Tske it all in all, is the most successful remedy have ever used"
 Do 1t Yourself. With Diamond Dyes any lady get good results the best practical dyer. Every dye warranted true-to name and sample. 1Oc at druggists. Wells, Richardson < Co.,, Burlington, Vt. j2 cod &w Wv.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04
aenrv,s CarboIIc SaIve

Is the best salve for cuts, bruises, sores ul plains, eorns and all kinds of skin eruptions freckles and pimples. Get Henry's Carbolic Salve, as all others are commercials. Price 25 cents
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04

Hear the foreman: ''The jury have agreed that Orosby's 5 minute cure is swift sure and harmless, and will alleviate all pain.' All Druggists. M30 3teod 1tw
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04

Dr. Mott's Liver Pills are the best catarrh regulators. iy6 w&wtf
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04
Cream and Cold Weather.

OK50IHEH OO1V1 VI 0GU11eE.
 What luxury is bath in summer. Sure ly, but 8 greater luxury is 8 clear head in winter, just when almost everybody is sneeE- ing and snufting with 8 cold in the head. But when you are attacked use Ely's Cream Balm. It cures colds in the head, and what is better, it cures the worst kind of chronic catarrh and hay fever. Not liquid, not snuff. Pleasant to use. Quick relief. Radi- cal cure. i2 eod&w2w.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04

Dr. Green's ONyEenated BItters Is the best remedy for dyspepsia, bilious ness, malaria, indigestion and diseases of the blood, kidneys, liver, skin, etc.
Morning journal and courier., 1884-06-04

GHugaUucE EsstlrOSSs. i COMMENCING November 18th, 1888, traina Iexv, ONew Haven vis tS. 6s j. D. R. R., connecting s'th this Koed, si 7:50 a. nn.-Ocnreotins at Anaonfa with pAsuenRe1
 sEzin t0R Waterbury, Lfschnsld and Win.
 7ted
 aS0 z. gn-r-Tkraugb for Waterbury wateracvn
 Z1toh aeld, Winstod 3;0G Y. n.-Conneeting at Ansouiz with passenger
 train for Waterbury. $40 ?. "a na--Ihrough esR for Waterbury WAte1to Fn
 Litohheld, Rtpsted. SEQ p. rn.-Connecting at AnEonta for Waterbury, FOh NEW HAVEN-TrAiaa leave winsted T:lO oa., 1:2S p. m, with through and at $40 D, m, TRAINS LEAVE WATERBURY-At At 5:3e .. m., S:2 E. E1., through car, l0:50 1 nn., PA D. m through SsS G:@o ?. pa. GEORGE W. BEACH,
 Superintendent. Bridgeport, Nov. r. 1888.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.

-Moldy and unventiated cellars will
spoil butter or milk.-M Y. Herald.
OF all fruits, the apple is perhaps
the most valua lie. 1t is wholesome; it
clogs the appetite less than any other
fruit; it may be eaten daily, yet be ever
acceptable. - Chicago Tribune.
A Nice Pie-Crust To one pint of
sifted -four add one even teaspoonful of
baking powder and sweet cream
enough to wet the -four, leaving crust a
little stiff. This is enough for two pies.
Boston Globe.
Enough corn and potatoes are
every year destroyed by the cutivator,
because the hills are few inches out of
the way, to pay extra wages for good
workmen who will plant as corn aud
potatoes should be planted. Prairie
Farmer.
To Wash Silk Neckties: To one
pint of rain water add teaspoonful of
white honey and one of hartshorn.
After washing the ties do not squeeze,
but let them drip, and when nearly dry
press between the folds of q cloth. -
Exchange.
"A hens heart beats $50 times
a minute. Fowls consume of air, ac-
cording to their weight, in the proper
ton OF ten to seven as compared to
cattle and horses. Keep this in mind,
and see to it that your fowls have plenty
of fresh air.
--Broiled potatoes is a new dish. Cut
cold boiled potatoes in slices a third of
an inch thick. Dip them in melted but
ter and fine bread crumbs. Place in a
double broiler and broil over fire that
is not too hot Garnish with parsley
and serve on a hot dish, or season with
salt and pepper, toast until delicate
brown, arrange ON a hot dish and sea.
son with butter.-N \. Times.
"A writer in an Eastern paper says
that rose-bush may be layered with
little trouble, and then tells how to- do
it. Make narrow trench, three or
four inches deep, where a good, we'll
grown shoot can be bent into il. After
blooming, in June, cut a slit in the
shoot, selected at the point where it
it will touch the soil, press some soil
into the cut, bend the cane down to the
bottom of the trench. and fasten it there
with some pegs, and cover it well with
soil BY fall it will be rooted plant,
and can be cut away and transplanted
--ChlCGgO Times.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
Weather Indications.

City Roarder-''What are the weather
indications:"
FARMER John-'Do You mean that
YOU intend to take your walk this morn
inr across my sheep pasture?"
ity hoarder-" well, yes that was
the route had laid out. IL is a short
cut 10 the grove. But what has that
to do with the weather.
la mer john should say it had a
good deal to do with it.
City oarder-"lndeed!"
Farmer John-"Yes, and my advice
is TO he n little kearful. When you see
the 0 d fellow put his head down and
lock sassy them's the indications you
should respect. now tell you"
titv Buarder-"What in the world
are on talking about any how "
Farmer John-"The wether indica
tions. "-Rh.}adelphid Cali
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
FACTS AND FIGURES.

The largest cigarette factory in the
world is at La Houradez, Cuba. 1t has
producing capacity of >, $50, 900 cigar
cites per day.
--Galena, Kan, the greatest zinc
producing region in the world, gave out
10000 tons of the metal last year Chi
cGgo Heraid.
North Carolina has 20, 600 acres of
tobacco this year in 81 of 95 counties.
There were $1,000 acres last year.
Farmers profits are 81 per cent Chi
cago Tires
"A Tate County Miss man, whose
time evidently hung heavy on his hands,
counted the number of grains to the
bushel, and found of corn -, 100, wheat
S32, 600, peas 100, 920, and cotton-seed
164, 1916 Louisville Courier-JourHd'.
} The first American petroleum was
exported in 1862 from Pittsburgh to
Europe at loss of $1,000 on 600. 600
gallons. In 1883 400, 900, 900 gallons
were exported, for which 500, 1000, 900
were returned to this country. Pills.
burgh Post
The valuation of real and personal
estate in New York City has increased
nearly S62, 900, 900 during the past year,
the total being 81, 1913, 298, 343. The
rate of taxation this year will be about
S2.26 per 800, the amount to be raised
being 800, $50, O00-M y Sun.
According to an official publica-
ton Cuba las 1,j21.GS2 inhabitants,
S54, j20 of whom are males. OF these
46,69S are Cinnamon and 1914 of other
foreign nationalities. OF the females
3,4O0 are foreigners, including "a Chi
ncse. There are PAP, 800 negro and mu-
latto females.
The American railroad system,
which now extends over about 100, 900
miles, has cost something like $780,
100000, and nearly four-tifths of that
amount has been expended on the TO-
comotives. There are estimated to be
$4,000 railroad engines now in use, and
they cost not less than $4,000 apiece.
--ChicdQo Tribune.
Statistics of the population of the
Italian Kingdom for the year 1881 show
that in u century the population
has doubled Further facts shown
are that among young men from
20 to 25 years of age the number of the
illterate is 1905 per cent. of the popu-
laton. Among the whole population
the proportion is 81 compared to 20 in
the previous census. AT Turin, in 1871
the number of iliterate had decreased
TO 81 per cent, and in 1881 to 20 per
cent At Cosenza the figures had de-
creased from 80 to So per cent.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
WIT AND WISDOM.


Great wealth comes by destiny;
moderate wealth by industry. N. Y.
Berdid.
"A little child's foot event to Sleep"
as the expression goes. She tried to
walk. but couldn't, and said; Papa, /
can't walk, my foot is 50 dizzy"
-"Clara Morris, the actress, dis
charged her gardener because he kissed
the kitchen girl" Some people seem
to desire the entirety of this mundane
sphere. Boston Globe.
--''W hat do you consider the most
attractive phases of country life?"
asked one young Bostonian of another.
1.-The faces of the country girls" was
the quick reply.-Burlingt0n Free
Press.
NOW, children, about what shall
talk to-night?' asked prosy Sunday
school superintendent. About three
minutes, said little girl. The witty
answer convulsed the church with
laughtcr.-N. \. TriLUne.
There is Just as much family gov
eminent now as ever there was-iuSt as
much as in the days of our fathers and
grandfathers. The only difference is
that then the old folks did the govern
ing now it is done by the young ones!
A. \. Graphic.
Mother" said the High-school
girl, who had been listening to the con-
versation of the family physician, II
don't believe DR.. Bluepll is orthodox. "
"No," replied the old lady, "he's been
homeopathic ever since he began to
practice. - oil CITY Derrick.
--"Where in the world have YOU
been?" demanded wife of her hus-
band. cit nearly three o clock in the
morning" Il know, (hic) it is, my
dear. But | cannot tell a lie. I've
been working at the Office. 'Well,
can tell a le,' she replied, sharply,
''the moment l hear it, and
Then the fur few.-N. y. Sun.
An intoxicated husband. on reach
ing home, seized an umbrella from the
rack, opened 1t and proceeded to his
wife's bedroom. Are you crazy?'
exclaimed the grieved and indignant
matron. mo" replied he in an I'M
steady voice, "but-hic -hic--I sup
posed there d be storm, so pve--hic-
come prepared for it. ~ Chicago Irt5-
are.
The girl with soft gray eyes and
ripping brown hair, who walked all
over your poor, tluttering heart at the
charity ball, has just finished crazy
quilt containing l,064 pieces of neck
ties and hat-lnings, put together with
u, $50 stitches. And her poor old
father fastens on his suspenders with 8
long nail, piece of :wine, sharp
stick, and one regularly ordained but
ton. burlington HaWkcye.
-"Look here, now, exclaimed the
young man, looking aghast at the
mirror, you've gone and shaved oil
mustache! Wouldn't have had it done
for fifty dollars" 81 beg your pardon
said the barber, "but really, you know.
/ didn't notice that you wore one. "
Then the young man looked 4 great
awful look at that wretched barber and
went out into the open air OF day anG
longed to be a red-handed murderer
Boston Transcript
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

-Eracl:o Pernal, the tiger bandit o.,
the Pacific coast, has again appeared
on the scene. The other day he rode
into the little town of Covotitian, State
OF Sinaloa, and going to the Judges Of
flee bound and gagged that official.
He then went to tie house of Manuel
Silva, prom nent citizen, and, pistol
in hand, demanded money. Silva
grappled with the bandit and threw
h m, but Bernal's wonderful activity
saved him. Twisting his pistol, he shot
Silva in the side, and then, as the latter
WINGED at the wound, wriggled loose
and shot his adversary through the
brain Then as the people attracted by
the shot began to collect, he coolly
mounted his horse and unpursued rode
out of town. San Francisco Chronicle.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

CATARRH CURE.


Has received the commentator Of Thousands AZ.
hlcted with that dreadful disease, CATARRH 1t IA A
positive cure and so pleasant to use that when once
apphed the erect so apparent that the treatme emit
10 continued with confidence. II does not smart or
lrrftate, but soothes and heals.
T.. NJ HORTON, car accountant of the I. G. R. R.
writes, under date Of Nov 49, 1875 "Papilon Caarrh
Cure, cured me of an obstinate offensive catarrh of
fifteen years standing"
JNo W. STREETER- NJ. D., 30 Aldine SQUARE Cbica-
CO. writes July Is, 1881: "Papillon Catarrh Cure
cured me OF my recurring RosE COLD in few DAYS.
have suffered for years. tried every remedy knev
without beneht finally tried this remedy and the ef
rect surprised me. shall prescribe II for RosE Corn
cure" " "i
JAMES S. Cook, 12 Rockville Place Boston. Mass.
writes sept, l3 1881: "PapillOn Catarrh Cure cured
me VI catarrh after all kinds OF remedies had failed
Insulated few days and must say the disease com
menced TO cure at once"
lETEE u THOMPSON, l79 Vine street, Cincinnati o.
writes Sept. 10, 1881; "Papillon Catarrh Cure cnreI
me oi hay FEVER have recommended Il TO A great
many, ahaall have been benefited wonderfully"
fapiAon Catarrh Cure IS purely vegetable and is a
positive cure for cataTrh, rose cold and hay fever
Ldr sale hy an druggists.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
Killing With Needles.

A new and most disgusting form of
cruelty to animals appears to have been
invented. At Maidstone, the other
day, man was convicted of exhibiting
a cock with a needle run through its
comb in order to make it stand up
right. The practice is evidently pretty
common, for the man kept a large
supply of needles expressly for the pur-
pose, AMI the same bird had been pre-
viously exhibited at Leeds with needle
in lis comb, and had won n prize. 1t
is to be hoped that judges of poultry
shows will be on their guard to de ect
this brutal custom, and al o that mag
istrales will visit the authors of it with
sever punishm mt when they are con-
victed. -LOnlOn Truth.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
For Half n Lifetime,

Mrs. John Gemmell, Milroy, Miflin Co.,
Pa, in the Spring of 1864 injured her spine
and partial paralysis onsued. For nearly
twenty years she was unable to walk. In
the Spring of 1888, she was advised to use
St Jacobs Oil, the great conqueror of
pain. The first application gave instan-
taneous relief Before the second bottle
was exhausted she was able to walk and Is
cured.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
Why Her Lips We're Warm.

My darling, you never have kissed
me yet" he said.
Haven't Up" she answered with a
gurgling laugh.
''Never.n he repeated; land wish
you would now. win you?'
She did.
"Ahrn he sighed, chow sweet it is to
feel the pressure of you warm lips on
my cheek"
"Do you know why my lips are SO
warm?" she asked.
because because" he stammered.
Because" she broke in, mo ice
cream has passed them for ever so
long
He took the hint Toronto Glo e.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
! WITH T.

MAY mean Poisoned, with Potash. This is the
M case with hundreds who have been unwise
enough to take Sarsaparias. Potash mixtures, csc,
until digestion is almost fatally impaired Swft's
to health ard builds up the waste made by these
poisons.
~ was suffering with Blood Poison and treated sey-
eral months with Mercury and Potash, only TO make
me worse The Potash took away my appetite and
then took sarsaparillas, etc All these SarsapaIila
mixtures have Potash in them. This made me still
worse as II drove the poison farther into mySyste
friend insisted should take swfts SPECIFIC, and It
cured the Blood Poison. drove the Mercury and
Potash out of my system. and 70 day am web
ever was" GEO. o. WELLMAN, JR.,
Salem, Mass.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free to
applicants SWIFT SPECIFIC CO..
Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga
Ny. Office, 159 W. 2sd St., bet. 9Th and eth AYES.
PHILADELPHIA Office, 1905 Chestnut St.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
Walked Top.

"Do tor, can't keep awake. Day
or night, it's Just the same, am stu
pid, heavy, dull, and fall asleep every
lew minutes. Stimulants fail to keep
me awake. What can do?"
Take an upper room in a Jersey
boarding house. Three dollars and a
half, please"
And as the patient went to take tho
prescription. insomnia anne in with a
large branding iron and marked him
for his own all summer. -BI oOkiyn
Eagle.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

An Eastern journal reports the
case of Philadelphia lady who for a
long time used arsenic for her COM
pleAion, until it worked serious in
roads upon her health. She visited the
Arkansas Hot Springs, hoping for re-
lief from the baths; but instead the
action # the water has turned the skin
dark, and the lady is thought to be
permanently distigured.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
Better Than Diam on dis,

And of greater value than fine gold is a
great tonic and renovator like Kidney
Wort. 1t expels all poisonous humors
from the blood, tones up the system and by
acting directly on the most important
organs of the body stimulates them to
healthy action and restores health. 1t has
effected many marvellous cures and for all
Kidney diseases and other kindred troubles
it is an invaluable remedy.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

LADIES of all ages who suffer from loss
of appetite, from imperfect digestion, low
spirits and nervous debility, NAV have
health renewed and life extended by the
use of Mrs. Lydia i. Pinkham's remedies
for all complaints specially incident to the
female constitution. We not only have q
living faith in Mrs. Pinkham, but We are
assured that her remedies are at once most
agreeable and efficacious.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09
Faruers' FoIly.

Some farmers adhere, even against the
full light of fact and discovery, to the old
fashioned folly OF colorng butter with car
rots, annatto, and inferior substances, not
withstanding the splendid record made by
tho Improved Butter Color, prepared by
Welt, Richardson 81 Co., Burlington, VT.
At scores of the best agricultural Fairs it
has received the highest award over all
competitors.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

The literary end of the Hcra d Office
played game of ball yesterday with
its business and mechanical end. The
result was a triumph of Matter over
Mind. Syracuse (N. " Herald.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

There are thrty-four rich mineral
and agricultural counties in Tenne. see
without foot of railroad. The State
granted charters for flty-three rail,
roads which have never been begun.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

If your breath is offensive, your nostrils
fetid and filed with putrid matter, and
you are rapidly becoming consumptive,
purified and permanently cured.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

"S10,00 would not purchase from me what
Swift'S Specific has done for me. 1t cured
me of Rheumatism caused by malaria"
ARCHIE THOMAS, Springfield, Tenn.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

NY-In the Diamond Dyes more coloring
give faster and more brilliant colors. 10c.
at all druggists. Wells, Richardson g. Co.,
Burlington, VT. Sample Card, 80 colors,
and book of directions for &c. stamp.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

ERYsIPELAs, Ringworm, CRrbuncles,
Boils and Pimples cured with Papillon
Skin Cure. Try it.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

81 DO business on large scale, )" said the
public weigher, "but L don't give it q
weigh. "-BOStOn Star.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

THE man who called another a dog,
apologized by SAVING he did not do it purp
ously. GouUeTReur Herald.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. $50.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

AFTER all, the bean pole is more useful
to this country than the North Pole
PHILADELPHIA Chronicle.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

A SIGN of good notwithstanding the
prize in a dog -show.-Philddelph Cali.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

A. N. X, b. 900
WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS
please say you saw the advertisement in
this paper. Advertisers like to know
when and where their advertisements asa
paying best.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

PIso's CURE for Consumption is not only
pleasant to take, but it is sure to cure.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

ADVERTISE and adversely begin alike,
but they end very differently Chicago
Inter Ocean.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

A SOUND reasoner-The inventor of the
telephone.-Philddelph Call
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

CoIden's Liquid Reef Tonic
Will cure Indigestion, dyspepsia or loss of
appetite. Colden's, no other.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

To THE man hoeing his own row the
world hoes a living Whitehall Times.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

A BUSINESS that is run into the ground
Artesian we'll boring.-N. Y Journal.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1884-08-09

A GRAVE mistake-Burying a live man.
baltimore EUery Saturday.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1884-05-29

III must run over and see if I have
offended beyond all hope of pardon, y
he said. as he rose from the table.
But gruff voice behind him arrested
his steps.
so. sol you have advertised my
house to let" said his uncle, but in
spite of his efforts, he failed to be very
angry.
GLOW many old maids and widows
applied?" inquired the daring young
scapegrace.
Il don't know. After the first appli-
cation, Mrs. Jones told the others the
house was taken"
Taken"
ayes, have let itupon life lease
too, here he opened the door my
wife. .
Very shy, blushing and timid, "my
wife, looked in her slate colored dress
and bonnet, as her three hours husband
led her in, but after moments scrutiny
Mrs. Kimberly cried
1T is Katie Carroll
katie Smithson!' said the bride
groom with immense dignity, "and my
daughter Winniefred."
There was new sensation as pref
ty blonde answered to his call, but
warmer welcome was never given than
accorded to these by their new relatives
and to this day Uncle Rupert will never
acknowledge that he got the worst Of
the joke when his nephew played him ar
April fools trick, by advertising his
house to Let.