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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1884-04-03
A Dakota Blush.

A Dakota girl who went out to the
gate after dark, to meet her beau, met
bear by mistake and the bear, after
the manner of bears in assailing human
beings, proceeded to hug her, and she
murmured: ooh, John; you're just
splendid!" and gave the bear hug in
return that nearly broke his back, and
the mistake SO embarrassed the bear
that he was all broken up and got away
from the girl and made for the woods
blushing like schoolboy, while she
was mad at being left and yelled at him
to know why he was crawling off on all
tours. And when the real lover showed
up there was war till an explanation
was made, and then the girl blushed to
think she had given herself away to
some other fellow, and the lover swore
he'd kill the other fellow, and got a
lantern to look at his tracks and found
q bear had been mistaken for him, and
then he blushed, and she blushed, and
there was . blush all around. 4 Boston
Put,
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Gospel Facts.

1.-THE following has appeared in nearly every
newspaper throughout the United States, and
is one Of the finest testimonials ever won by a
medicine, proprietary or otherwise Dr. Crane
Che is graduate of medicine as we'll as a cler-
gyman) gives this evidence without any solicit
tation whatever. 1t will repay all to read it,
II have never seen a medicine more perfect:
" adapted to it's various applications than
Thomas Eclectric Oil. was for many years a
sufferer, from quinsy; Thomas Eclectric Oil
cured me- My wife and child had diphtheria:
Thomas Electric Oil cured them; and if taken
in season it will cure seven times out of ten.
am confident it is cure for the most obstinate
cold or cough, and if taken into the head, by
the nostrils, two or three week
will positively remove the most offensive case
of catarrh; and notwithstanding the delicate
nature of the mucous membrane of the nasal
organs, can be taken up with perfect impunity
For deafness and earache it has done wonders
to my certain knowledge. It is the only medi-
cine dubbed patent that have ever f6t like
recommending, and I am anxious to see it in
every place, for tell you would not be with
out it in the house for any consideration. It
also operates in asthma as specific, and when
ever it is used it becomes indispensable to
household safety: I am ready to give any one
the benefit Of my observation, both as to it's ef-
fects and mode of application, if they will drop
me motto making inquiry" Rev. E. F. Crane,
Dunkirk, N. Y. DR.: Thomas Eclectric Oil is
sold everywhere by Druggists.
FOSTER, MHBURN l. Co, Props, Buffalo, NJ
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Sound Doctrine.
From the Toledo Blade

Every physician and every scientist
who has made study of thu physical
and mental organization of man will tell
him that no man can violate any of the
laws OF nature without taking from him
self something which he can never gel
back. This is true Of the physical
mental and moral man. No matter
what mans religious belief many be,
there are certain rules of morals which,
if he violates, he pays the penalty for.
and no matter what his
IDEAS Of physical life may be there are
rules governing just as irfexible, the
violation Of which brings penalty just
as certain. The indonitable ambition
and the wonderful will of Napoleon i'm
PEELED him to labor when he should
have slept, and he died young. An un.
usually strong constitution may enable
man to eat or drink too much for
years, but he pays the penalty in q
shortened life and premature old age.
A man may drink so much beer a day
and live to be without It he would
have lived to be $50.
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Woman's Tenacity of Life.

Modern Age]
It appears from the gathered statis-
tics of the world that women have q
greater tenacity of life than men. Ma
ture worships the female in all its va
rieties. Among insects the male per-
ishes at relatively early period. In
plants the seminate blossoms die earli-
est, and are produced in the weaker
limbs. Female quadrupeds have more
endurance than males. In the human
race, despite the intellectual and physi-
cal strength of the man, the woman en-
dures longest, and will bear pain to
which the strong man succumbs. Zy-
motto diseases are more fatal to males,
and more male children die than fe-
males. Deverga asserts that the pro-
portion dying suddenly is about 100
women to $50 men, 1850 men in the
United States in 1870 committed suicide
to 285 women. Intemperance, apo
plexy, govt, hydrocephalus, affection OF
the heart or liver, .scrofula, paralysis,
are far more fatal to males than fe-
AAtAASo' L uAAAoAA0Av COu6uunpUAOu, OU
the other hand, is more deadly to the
latter. Females in cities are more
prone to consumption than in the coun-
try. All old countries not disturbed by
emigration have a majority of females
in the population. In royal families
the statistics show more daughters than
sons. The Hebrew woman is excep-
tiOna11v lOnp-livad tho colnrod mon ox
ceptionally short-ived. The married
state is favorable to psolongation of life
among women. DIR. Hough remarks
that there are from 2 to 6 per cent.
more males born than females, yet
there is more than 6 per cent. excess Of
females in the living population. From
which statistics we conclude that all
women who can possibly obtain one OF
these rapidly departing men ought to
marry, and that, as men are likely to
become so very scarce, they can not be
sufficiently priced by the other sex.
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mis- deep, primeval wood-how still!
10 silence here makes all his own:
Yelled shapes, with hands upon their lips.
stand round about his darkened throne.
The patient pleading Of tho trees
How deep it shames the souls despairl
IN supplication moveless, mute,
They keep their attitude of prayer.
John Vance Cheney, in the Century;
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In the case of s W. Fordyoe, lndictedin con-
nection with the killing Of Charles Matthews,
editor Of Of tho Hot Springs (Ark) Hornet, the
states attorney reduced the charge to assault
ed 5:.t1E{. e xatds see defendant pae.d@a
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I can safely recommend Ely's Cream Balm
Before Ihave used the first bottle purchased /
find myself cured. At times I could scarcely
smell anything and had headache most 81
the time.-HENB4 LILLY, Agent for the Ameri-
eap Express Coz otIpd H1Yet1 lich Prict5Qc)
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~, tpre Cod-Livcr Oil made from selected livers,
York 1t Is absolutely pure aud sweet Patients who
nave oncefaken 1t prefer it to all Others Physicians
market ~ - ~ 0'Ao' VIZ Al
st GihapPed Hands. Face. Pimples and rough
S.lo curea by using JUNIPER TAR Soar. made 81
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Howard White, Senator Sawyer's son-in-lay
now owns control of the Syracuse Journal

Last winner found positive relief from ca
tarrh with Elys Cream Balm. Was troubled for
years. have no doubt thorough use of Cream
Balm will cure Q majority Of cases.-E D.
NORTON, ithaca, N. Y. (See ad.)
Frank Smith, bar tender at Dickinson
Oak, committed suicide.
Trough on Rats, clears out Rats, Mice 15c
Mother Swans Worm Syrup, tasteless &c
''Rough on Coughs" Tr0ches, 15c; liquid SIC.
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Pronounced a Great Remedy,
DR.. Warner:-Dear Sir-In behalf of the
White Wine of Tar Syrup, can say it is great
remedy for weak lungs. 1 had Pneumonia eight
years ago, which left my lungs in bad condition
me, and am greatly benefited + can rec
ommend it as good medicine. 1 hope YOU
will supply our druggists at Cabool, Mr. Cor
man, as would like more of it.
Yours truly, REV. JOHN W. BROWN.
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it would be i sad commentary upon our
system of government, and would vir-
tually annihilate one branch Of it. The
great majority of them are either re-
ported adversely Or smothered in COM
mittee by the wretchfulness and loyalty
OF our congressman" j. E: d.
Albany, N. Y, is to have $4,000 Episco-
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'Buchu-paiba Great Kidney and Urinary Cure. 81
"kough on Corns." for Corns. Warts. Bunions. l5c
Wels' He Attn remover cures Dyspepsia. Impotanca
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Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters purify the Blood
All genuine bear the signature Of j. P Allen,
Druggist, St Paul, Mimi
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1 have taken swift's Specific g. s. s.) TO,
rheumatism, and found perfect relief. It il
the best tonic and Blood Remedy known to sci.
ence. D. p. Hill, Attorney at Law, Atlanta. Ga
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IL disease We al dread It often carries it's
then, for those who cherish life and health to
prevent that disease in it's early stages Every
Cold or Cough should DO treated with Allen's
Lung Balsalm. There il no better remedy.
g, Ger: slocum says the Brookls Eagle clears
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Barnes, the Kentucky evangelist, says he has
now converted s., 600 people.
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''see What Cuucira Docs for 1rs,'

"see What Cuticl.rt Docs for Ms!"
l. Scaled Head, Eczemas, and every form Of
Itching. scaly Pimply scrofuous and Inherited
Hair. cured BY the CUrIcuRA REMEDIES. A6soluiav
pure and safe. Cuticura the great Skin Cure, 90
cts; Cutcura Soap. an exquisite Skin Besutifer
Resolvent. the new Blood Purifier. 81, are sold by
druggists. Potter Drug and Chemical Co., Boston.
~ send for "HoW to Cure Skin Diseases
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Pronounced A Great Remedy.

One greasing with Frazer Axle Grease will last
two weeks, all others two to three days.
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There was young man 80 well bred,
That the hair would not stay on his head.
But the Carboline oil
Put new hair on the soil.
And now with an heiress he's we'd
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Pilesl Pilesl pi1ssl

Wells May Apple Q4iver) Pills, 1Oc.
T Roa aRa on toothae instant relief 15e
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Tna RAa< p, W1,~ ~o-1A

300 83BC IN The WOTId,
DR.. ]. W. Hamilton of Merriam. Wis. saws
! have sold Warmers White Wine Tar Syrur
for years 1t is the best cough medicine in thu
| world and has no equal for asthma.
II cough disturbs your sleep, one dose OF
Plso's cure will give you nights rest
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DIR. Sanford's Liver Invigorator will cure
liver diseases where other remedies have failed
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$1U;OCO would not purchase from me Mia,
swltts Specific Is S. 81 has effected in nv case
II has cured me Of Malarial Rheumatism. Ar.
chic Thomas, Springfield. Tenn.
ls your liver sound? 100 page book free
Address Dr. Sanford, "A Duane St, New York.
browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs'' are excellent
for the relief of Hoarseness or Sore Throat
They are exceedingly effective "-CHR1sT1AN
WORLD, LONDON, ENG.
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~ sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itching
Files. Single box has cured worst ehronie
case OF twenty years standing. No one need
sut1er FIVE minutes after applying, Williams
Indian Pile ointment It absorbs the ttmdrs
allays tho itching (praticularly after gettina
itching for the private parts Moves Bros
Cutler, st Paul. Wholesale Agents.
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of the several states be asked to ratify the fol-
lowing article, which it proposes as an amend
ment to the constitution as article XVI:
Sectionl. The right of citizens of the United
States to vote shall not be denied or abridged
by the United States or by any sex on account
Of sex.
Sec 2 Congress shall have power to appro-
pirate legislation to enforce the provisions of
this article.
Mr. Nelson presented to the house the reso-
luton of the St Paul chamber of commerce
relative to the head of navigation of the Mimi
esota river. 1t declares that the Minnesota
river can be made navigable beyond the city Of
New Ulm and protests against any action on
the part of the government which shall as
sumo the head OF navigation Of that river at
the place and IN any sense which shall hereaf-
ter prevent the Improvement of this water way.
In the senate resolutlon'was offered by Mr..
Van Wyck: and, after verbal amendment by
Mr.. Garland, agreed to, as follows: Resolved,
furnish the senate copies of the correspondence
between the departments of justice and the in
terror as to the present efficacy of the statute of
March 81, 1877, empowering the president to
direct nlarshals and employ such military force
as may be necessary to remove certain persons
and distractions from the public domain.
In the Senate debate on tho education bill,
Senator George, of Mi ssssippi said he had once
believed Q state had o right to secede from the
Union. He believed now that the right then ex-
1SteO, OuG ndu D0eu lTFeVOC1Dly lOSC-lOGG
amid the clanG of arms and the h. rrors of war.
He had once denied that the federal govern
ment was judge of it's own power; yet that had
been firmly established.
Those opinions, said Mr.. t,oorge, Il have
surrendered, however, unwillingly. I will not
feed on the dry husks and emasculated remains
of constitutional theories which, however res
pectable they may have been, now no longer
Control or influence the government or destin-
les of this great nation We live in the present
We are actors in the present We must meet
the demands of the present The world moves,
and we must move with it will not pass my
life in dreamy CONCENTRATIONS of the beauties
and excellence Of absolute theories, now mere
distractions, and in picturing the benefits and
glories which might have come from their OBJ
servances. 1t is enough to know that they are
no longer potent for tho good or evil of this
Union, and while may shed tear over their
tomb, will not spend my life in ministering at
affairs which have been erected to them"
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1884-10-18

In ENGLAND.-Genera Drum of the army
has just returned from three months tour
in England. He tells the Chicago Inter-
Ocean, that the most noticeable thing over
there just now is the interest the people are
taking in our Presidential election, and If
an opportunity were given them to join in
the November election he thinks that CIeve.
land would carry England unanimously.
The dislike of the English people to Blaine,
he says, amounts to violent prejudice, and
he was not able to find any thoroughbred
Englishman who would speak we'll Of him.
They regard the coming election as a con-
test between the protective tariff and free
trade and are naturally interested in the re-
suit. Almost every Engishman he met
had something to say of the evil influences
of protective tariff and the benefcent
wisdom of free trade, and they all inquired
anxiously as to the prospects of a tariff re-
duction bill at the next session of Congress.
--4Hse7icaa Protectionist.
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a Valuable Invention.
New Orleans States.


There is now nearly completed in tbk
Reynolds Iron Works, corner of South
Market and Fulton streets, steam engine
built upon an entirely new principle. It is
the invention of Mr.. VIM. oehaing, who
has secured q patent for the Unled States
and England. One of the principal and
peculiar features of it is, that instead of
one cylinder it has eight, all operating on
common shaft, the cranks of each fol
lowing each order in regular other, thus
utilizing the full economy of steam ex-
pansion. In addition, the necessity of a
fy-Wheei is dispensed with. The weight
of the engine does not exceed 1O, ,000 pounds,
and yet it is Of ZOO horse power. So soon as
it is finished it is to be sent to the franklin
Institute, in Philadelphia, where its merits
will be fully and scientifically investigated.
TO it is attached dynameter, by which its
power can be instantly tested at any pres.
sure of steam. One thing is sure, the en-
gine is proof not only of the inventive
genius but of the, superior practical skill
OF our follow-townsman, and it is safe to
promise that the scientists of the city OF
brotherly love will accord it high place
among modern Inventions.
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777'777ss-3 -
Cities IN the Moon.

LIZ Hf
A letter from Berlin to prominent gen
tleman Of this city contains very interest
ing communication concerning the alleged
discoveries by DR.. Blendmann, a professor
in the Royal Academy of Berlin, of evi-
dences that the moon is inhabited. Dr.
Blendmann processes to have discovered
that the telescope observations made up
to the present time have given negative
result on account of the excessive light
that irradiates from the lunar disk, which
prevents an exact examination of the sur
face. DR.. Blendmann softened the light
by using the condensed smoke OF camphor.
He had to make hundreds of trials before
finding the exact measure of softening re-
quired to obtain perfect image of the
moon.. He then took with rejecting
telescope q very detailed andcorrect photo
graphic view of the disk of the moon,
which he afterWard exposed under power
full solar microscope. The circle obtained
in the photograph had in the microscope
an apparent diameter Of over thirty three
feet. In this way, the story is, he was able
to perceive that what have been believed to
be seas are really regions covered with
rich vegetation, and what have always been
taken for mountainous regions are deserts
and seas. One can see, the letter says,
with striking distinctness, cities, towns
and villages, and there are strong indica-
tions of industry and commerce. With a
full moon DR.. BIendmann has obtained
Photographic views SO distinct that they in
dicate that if larger telescopes could be
used the discovery would be still morefU5,ffSS.. 4.
pletely confirmed.
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The States says Kellogg ought to know
the Democrats never do such thing as to
count a Republican out, as he has been re-
turned to Congress- for two terms. And
then the intelligent Instructor of the people
proceeds to show that Mr.. Gay has corrup-
ted enough of Gov. Kellogg's supporters to
change the political complexion of the Dis
trict, and elect old Mr.. Croesus beyond a
doubt. The fault of this whole business is
the lack of truth. Mr.. Kellogg has not yet
served two terms in Congress, though the
people will take care that he does, and
many more beside. Nor has Mr.. Gay
made any formidable progress in hiring
colored supporters. Forevery colored vote
Mr.. Gay receives, Gov. Kellogg will receive
ten white ones. So, go on with the
regulations Protectiofist.
The Donaldsonville chief. [volume] (Donaldsonville, La.) 1871-current, 1884-10-18
NUMBER 4.
OUR GENERAL NEWS SUMMARY
DOMESTIC,

DOMESTIC.
The Mayor of Sedalia, Mo-, weights A1f,
pounds.
Next week all the candidates for the Pres
idency will be at the Fifth Avenue Hotel.
Aseat in the Nea.York Stock Exchange
recently sold for s21 600, the lowest price
in five years.
Both the American or "GouIdn cabIea
were broken about 700 miles from Canso.
Nova Scotia ~
The drummers' national committee ara
to appoint popular resident drummer elec-
tors in every district.
A lawyer in Remington, n. j., has been
cast in damages. of $3443 for nerlecsfne
the interests of client.
The blowout given by Mr.. Willard ON
the occasion ofsthe opening of sthe North
ern Pacific road, cost q little less than
$4,000.
one of the registering turnstiles on
Fhliadelphia car limo got out OF order "a
Gently and recorded 1000 extra fares before
it ran down. aH
Ihe diamond smugglers recently ar
rested in Now York, besides hayingFiaweIs
disposed abouttheir person, had concealed
others in cakes of soap.
An operator in the Warner iron works.
hickman, Tenn, tapped the furnace be-
fore the signal to clear the room was given.
and four men standing near were covered
by seething mass Of molten iron, J,
Mrs sanneI q. Clark of Baltimore. who
died issga u e2a pounds.
Her coffin was two feet deep, five fg nine
inches long, and three feet two inches VIDE vide
and ten pail bearers were necessary to car
ry the remains to the grave.
A New York girl had nothing better to
occupy her mind than keep statistics of
her quilt and sends this letter to the SIM.
81 have finished guilt that contains
55,s41 pieces, 562,697 stitches, II spools OF
thread, 30 yards of goods" 1t will grace
the Exposition.
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A Telling Advertisement.

1t is the cry of the British Free Trader
that protection oppresses the workingmen
by increasing the price of manufactured
goods, and that, even ifsit raises wages, it
does not increase their purchasing power.
The contrary of this is true, of course.
Under protective tariff our manufactures
have been developed until competition has
reduced prices to a low point; meanwhile
the workingman 's.iWages have increased.
These two points are neatly brought out and
made clear to the dullest comprehension in
an advertisement of Milwaukee dry
goods firm, T. A. Champman & Co: pub
lished in some of the Western papers. 1t
is not often that an advertisement makes a
good campaign document, but this one
certainly does.
The firm displays retail price list of
their domestic goods for September, 1884,
and compares it with the list of wholesale
prices paid for the same staples in 1860.
The price on wheat 1850 is also quoted and
campared with its present price. Attention
is called to the fact that wages of laboring
men and mechanics are higher to-day by
25 per cent than they were in 1850. Here
arc some of the figures in regard to
bleached cottons, as quoted in the adyer-
tisement: New York Mills retail price to-
day, IL cents; 1860, wholesale, 1871 cents.
Wamsutta, 9119 cents; 1860, at wholesale,
13115 cents; Utica Nonpareial 915 cents re-
tail to-day; 1860, at wholesale, 12 cents.
The same difference might be shown in the
prices of dozen other kinds of cottons
and prints, but the point is made clear in
the quotations given above. There is no
getting around the cold truth of these fig
ures. The workingman or farmer to-day
can purchase these goods which are among
the necessaries of life for him, from 20 to
40 per cent. less than in 1860 they could be
bought at wholesale; and meanwhile the
price of farm products and the wages of labor
have advanced from 20 to 25 per cent. The
workingman who in 1860 got dollar day
and paid over 151a cents yard for bleached
cotton to-day receives 81 25 and buys the
cotton in Milwaukee at 81 cents yard.
Wages up, prices down! That is what
protection has done for the country, and
surely that is argument enough to convince
any farmer, mechanic or day-Iaborer that
his vote should be cast this fall for the par
ty which is in favor of continuing the Just
protection of American industry rather
than for British free trade Democracy
which would cut down the barriers and re-
duce labor to European ievel.-Tribune.