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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
THE NINE SUIyORS.

A British ship at anchor Law
IN the harbor of New York:
me sleyedores were packing her
With Yankee beef and pork.
nine sum young men went up the plank,
Ana they were tall and good:
But none of them had ever loved,
Ihey said they never would:
But whether they wouldn't,
Or whether they couldn't,
OF their mothers said they shouldn't,
The world will never know.
The passengers were all on board,
The vessel got up steam,
And foated down the river, like
Notwithstanding of a dream.
pretty girl came up on deck
And near the railing stood.
She never loved fellow-man,
And said she never would;
But whether she couldn't,
Or whether she wouldn't,
Or her father said she shouldn't
The world will never know.
The nine young men stood in a row,
Each trying not to stare,
The lady looked embarrassed, and
They offered her chair.
The nine young swells were very rich
And it was understood
That each of them could marry
Whatever girl he would;
But whether he couldn't
Or whether he wouldn't,
Or the lady said he shouldn't,
world viii never know.
So things went on as usual,
The weather soon grew thick
The nine young men were gallant,
The pretty girl was sick;
She certainly was charming,
When they brought her dainty food,
I'D eat it all now really
And truly if | could"
But whether she couldn't,
Or whether she wouldn't,
Or her stomach said she shouldn't
The world will never know.
The nine young men came up on deck
Each In his Sunday clo'es,
And went abaft the wheel-house,
In order TO propose,
The lady had no preference,
But said that, if she coulds
Shed marry every one of them,
But 1t wasn't any good;
But whether she couldn't,
Or whether she wouldn't,
Or that custom said she shouldn't,
he world win never know.
The lady asked the Captain how
She ever should decide.
Said he, THE love of these young men
Should certainly be tried
60, when they all were present,
She fell into the sea-
And eight of them jumped after her,
The ninth--oh where was he?
Now whether he couldn't Dump,
Or whether he wouldn't (swim),
Or the Captain said he shouldn't try,
The world viii never know
Once fairly out of the water, she
Went up to him, and said.
Dear sir, you are a solid man,
And have a level head;
80, without further parley,
Or hint of a pretence,
i agree TO marry YOU sir
For you have common sense"
So her father said he couldn't,
And her mother said she wouldn't,
And the captain said he shouldn't
Refuse TO give consent.
-Orer TIE S1yyo "a, %, Soo
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
A Lucky Kangaroo Hunter.

One of the most daring kangaroo
hunters of Australia, and his stag
hounds, were terribly lacerated by a
wounded kangaroo, on the great sheep
rancho of Mr.. Alfred Hay, Boomanoom-
ana, n. S. w, and we're entirely cured
by the use of ST. Jacobs Oil. Mr.. Hay
writes that it is the greatest pain-cure
ever introduced for man or beast.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
Three Remarkable Interviews,

A reporter has interviewed Hon. VIM. D.
Kelly, III. c., Hon. Judge Flanders of New York,
and I. S. Arthur. in regard to their experience
with Compound Oxygen. These interviews
give surprising results and SO 0w this treatment
for the cure of chronic diseases to be the most
remarkable known to the profession, A copy
of these interviews, also Treatise on Com
pound Oxygen, viii be mailed free, by Drs.
Starkey & Palen, l109 Girard Street, Phila.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
RUPTURE Cured

permanently or no pay. Our new and sure
cure method of treating rupture, without the
knife, enables us to guarantee cure. Irusses
can be thrown away at last Send two letter
stamps for references, pamphlet and terms.
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, Buff
falo
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
Lasting Timber.

If trees are cut at any time after the
leaves are fully developed and in most
active growth, the branches and leaves
being left on till the leaves completely
wither, and the bark removed from the
body of the tree, the best results viii be
secured for lasting timber, says DR.. Ked-
zie, in the New York Tribune, This is
the European plan. The leaves draw
out much OF the sap, which contains the
most fermentable substance in wood,
and that which furnishes wood for
worms which prey on wood. By cutting
off the branches and the leaves as soon
as the tree is cut down, the pumps are
stopped, which would nearly pump the
tree dry. In removing the bark we ex-
pose to air and rain that portion Of the
wood richest in albuminous and putres-
cisble material, and which serves as the
breeding place of destructive worms. If
this is washed and dried by natural
agencies the quality of the timber will
be much improved Rural New Yorker.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

20, DEAR, what dreadful oder of
carburetted hydrogen !" said the Boston
lady. Mum 2 said the janitor, with a
puzzled countenance "The smell of
carburetted hydrogen" she explained
That's no kind of gin, num-" replied
the lanitor; that's garse; the pipe is
leaky, num-
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

HE Queen has invited the ex-Em-
press Eugene to pay another visit TO
Scotland this autumn, and it is probable
that she will occupy Abergeldie Castle
for short time after the Prince and
Princess of Wales have left for the
South.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

\ KLUKLUx-KLAN has been started in
Chattanooga, Tenn, the sole object of
which is to make fun. This also was
the sole object of its illustrious prede-
ceSSOr
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

THERE is said not to be a single in
stance on record where railway servants
have stolen tickets from their respective
companies and escaped arrest.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

50 perfect and so beautiful that it is a pleasure
to use them. Equally good for dark or light
eolors. Toe. at druggists. Wells, Richardson
& Co., Burlington, vt. Sample Gard, 80 colors
and book of directions for &c. stamp.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

A RELIC of the olden time has died in
Paris, in the person of an attractive old
lady, the actress Amelia Hsinzinger.
She was 81 years old, and had acted in
the presence of Napoleon 1. and of
Goethe, who mentions her in his writ
ings.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

DRUGGIsTs IN malarisl districts say that
Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is as
much the standard remedy for female weak
and fever.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

ABOUT dozen Pittsburg taxpayers
have filed petition to restrain the ex-
penditure of 81, 100000 for the erection
Of O new cOurt-hOusa
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

rur Frazer Axle Grease is better and cheaper
49,, any other, at double the price.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
Digestibility of Cheese.

Prof, Arnold says the digestibil-
ity of cheese depends mainly on the
presence of the phosphate of lime, iron,
soda and magnesia. In proportion as
these are dissolved by acid and washed
out by the whey, the cheese becomes
insolCble in pepsin and indigestible.
Sometimes not over 10 or Is per cent.
of cheese is available for food. When
they are left in, the cheese is nearly all
digestible. If we get in the acid before
the whey is sufficiently expelled, the
phosphates go out with the whey; if we
allow the curd to lie and soak in sour
whey, it causes waste of the phos-
pilates. If we draw the whey sweet, or
on the verge of turning acid, and get
the rennet action ahead of acidity, so
that little or no whey can be expelled
after the acid develops, the phosphates
are nearly all retained. We may then
cheddar the curd. or keep it loose by
stirring without damage. The more it
is then aired the better the
bad odors escape with the volatile oils,
and stirring assists this. Exposure also
develops flavor. But the temperature
should be kept above 80 degrees until
the curd is ready for the press. If the
whey is reduced to 40 per cent, the
cheese will not leak. Cured, whole
milk cheese should contain about one
third water, one-third fat and one-t third
caseine. There is no need of acid to
secure firmness, which depends on get
ting out the whey by rennet action.
Much acid makes dry cheese, of poor
quality. In curing the milk sugar turns
to Tactic acid, but this does no harm,
and gradually disappears Farmer and
Dairyman.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

CATARRHAL THROAT AFFEoTIoSs, hachihg,
Irritating Coughs, Colds cured oy f'ousn on
Coughs" 25c.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

sRoUGH ON RATsr-Clears out rats. nice,
flies. reaches, bed-bugs, ants, vermln, emp
mT1nks l5C.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
SIEEpLEss nights and days Of untold agon!

"RoUGH ON ITCH" cures humors, erupuons,
ring worm, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet,
c1iIblains,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

PnbHc speakers and singers use Plsos cure
for hoarseness and weak lungs
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

piso,s Cure for Consumption Is not only
pleasant TO take, but it is sure to cure.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11
Horsford's Acid Phosphate

FOE LEMONS OR LIME JUICE,
ia 4 superior substitute, and ifs use Il posi'i'e-
Iy beneficial TO health.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

A NORTHERN Texas editor complains
that the number of marriages is ridicu-
lousy small when compared with the
time squandered in buggy-riding.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

ALONG the New England coast the
Queen Anne style of summer cottages
is being superseded by the Dutch style
of the seventeenth century.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-10-11

-Ouer The Summer sea.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01

The National Prohibition Convention at
Pittsburg, on Thursday, proceeded to the call
OF the states for nominations for President
Mr.. Babcock Of California presentedR III Nc
Donald; George G. Christian of Illinois named
ex-Gov. John p. st John OF Kansas In a glow
ing speech: Mr.. Eustis of Maine putin nomina-
ton Gideon T. Stewart of Ohio, d Mr..
Pierce OF Pennsylvania nominated James
Black Of that state Several delegates, among
them w. w. Satterlee Of Minnesota, made
speeches seconding st Johns nomination, and
eventually all the candidates but ST. JOIN were
withdrawn. "A motion to suspend the rules
and nominate the Kansas man by reclamation
was made but Withdrawn. AdjoErped till 3 d.
m. On reassembling the roll Of states was
called for a ballot on candidate for president;
and at the conclusion it was annouced that st.
John received all the votes cast That gentle
mans nomination was On motion made unani-
nous, with much enthusiasm.
Several candidates were named and speeches
made presenting their qualifications for the
nomination, when q motion hat the rules be
suspended and that William Daniel, OF Mary
land be nominated by q rising vote was agreed
to amid great enthusiasm, and Daniel was de-
clared the candidate. Mr.. Daniel briefly re-
turned thanks, and after some further min
pcrtant busines the COMMITTEES at midnight
adjourned sine die. The platform d~enomnces
the other political parties as enemies Of tenn
perance and pledges support to the prohibition
candidate.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01
THE THE EPHET TH Oh OF THE NEWS
Washington News.

Eugene D. Case of Minneapolis has been ap-
pointed 70 clerkship in the treasurer depart
ment
Postal receipts for the quarter ended July l,
were only 100000 less than for the same
period of last year, in spite Of the decreased
rate.
Pcstofices established; Dakosa-Braston,
Tully county. Postofices discontinued-Nin-
nesota, Okabena. jackson county mail to
Litchfeld New ofices-Bent +. Slckney,
Meagher county, Montana.
The health officer, Townshend, received q
letter from John II. Rauch, secretary Of the
Illinois state board of health, suggesting that
in view of the reappearance. Of cholera IN
Europe q session Of the national sanitary cen
ference would be timely and profitable Ii pro
poses that 3 session of the conference be held
in Washington about Aug. 3 and THAI an inyi-
tation be extended to the health officers of all
large cities. Health OHicer TOwnShend con-
curs. rs -
THE return of the officers of the Greedy
relief expedition to Washington viii be
the occasion of q most demonstrAnve wei
come, remarked anayal officer. THE officers
are, every one of them, wen known and pspa-
lar here, an3 the naval officers here in Wash
ington can appreciate as highly as any people
in the world the importance and officially OF
the service which they have rendered We
know that they are gallant, experienced fear
less, resOlute men, who have done credit 10
themselves and to the entire navy by perform
ing a most dangerous and trying duty with
great skill, courage and success. This ekpe-
dition is one of the greatest achievements of
the navy, and proves that we can plan, Mt out
and conduct the most difficult kind Of an expe-
dition in the most creditable manner. Itougnf
to silence the attack on the navy as far, ST
least, as the officers are concerned. We viii
testify our appreciation Of the efforts Of Capt
Schley and his associates in q substantial man
Her. . -
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01
ruggets Of Foreign News.

very perceptible shock Of earthquake was
felt recently on the Island Of Ischia, an the
Mediterranean, and the inhabitants are greatly
sgit2tsd
Lord Rossmore has written a letter to Or
angemen Of County Monahan, in which he en-
Joins them TO remain indoors upon the occasion
Of the national meeting at Monaghan, Aug. 10,
leaving TO the government the responsibility
of dealing with the bFtterest enemies of the en-
pire, with whom il has entered into infamous
compact
1t is 0 ficially announced that the cars
vesit to the palace at Moscow has not been re-
nounced Extraordinary precautions will be
taken during his visit to prevent any acts Of
violence. No Russian viii be allowed to enter
the city without a permit The railroad viii
be lined with soldiers while the train is on the
way. Arrests Of persons suspected OF ON
plicity in the plot TO blow up the palace con-
tinue.
The Paris correspondent of the Standard
says: A large number of those who recover
from the cholera show that the disease is not
Of the same deadly character which some pre-
vious outbreaks displayed. There is a con-
siderable exodus of people from Paris who are
apprehensive that the epidemic viii reach the
capital, butnothing Of the natule of a panic has
yet appeared The correspondent says that he
has never seen the city Of Paris so deserted as
at present. English and American tourists
give tia wide berth. Such a scare, he contends,
is altogether uniustified, as the capital is bet
ter cleaned, more abundantly watered, and
healthier than any other city in Europe
Public opinion in Ireland is offended by the
action Of the house of lords, rejecting The bin
reforming the system Of electing poor Law
guardians in Ireland This bill passed the
commons without an opposing vote. Apropos
of this, the chief Conservative leaders, the
marquis of Salisbury and Sir Stafford North
cote, had a long conference at Carlton club.
The same matter was made a subiectof inquiry
in the common by Parnell. Gladstone said
he would be unable to introduce the measure
in the ommon again this season in order to
force it through the house Of lords. Parnell
therenpon gave notice that he should ask Glad
stone TO reconsider this decision, in view of the
difficulty constantly experienced in obtaining
from the house of lords legislation beneficial
to ireland.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01

ed a divorce from Jonathan Goodwin on the
ground of drunkenness and cruelty, with $50.
10 a~iIInuny,
At a meeting Of creditors of the suspended
banking arm OF Clinton r. Weeden 4 Co, Of
Providence r. L. & statement was made show
ing liabilities, S6A,ON, and assets S59i,o1
both nominal; unsecured liabilities, SStV,oW;
estimated available assets, sl@S,%N
The soldiers monument at Dayton, O., is
completed, and derrick and debris removed
Itis OF granite, eighty-fve feet high the column
set on q PEDESTAL forty feet from the ground. II
is twenty eight feet high and weighs twenty
three tons IA
Louis Cohn & Son, manufacturers of cigars,
Chicago, have gone TO the wall Two confes-
sions Of judgment sg~gregating Sl650 were
fled. and the sheriff took possession OF the
premises The firm have been doing large
trade in the northwest The liabilities are
sAii 70 exceed s5G.e2, About 500 men WILDE
thrown out Of employment j.
Msnkato, MINI, SpeciSl;-W, B. Straight /
Co Of Hudson, Ohio, who have produe
house in this city, have assigned toA. hohler
of Akron. Ohio. The liabilities are about
TWENTY-FIVE thousand dollars, and assets said to
De sufficiently ample 10 cover all claims ex-
cept operations in cheese in Ohio, and the
general financial depression in business
throughout the country are the causes of the
failure The firm has ON hand about eleven
thousand dollars worth Of cheese, which finds
3 slow market even at, present low prices.
Their Minnesota business Is not &C
coUntable fer the failure in any way, as 1t il in
3 prosperous condition and has ample funds
10 meet sill liabilities without touching their
ry-l cSsss2
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01
DAKOTA NEWS NOTES.
rAs Dakota Smelling Commission.

Yankton, Oak, specid;-Judge Beteler and
William Haight, sent to Dakota in MAY to in
Festigate the official conduct of United States
Attorney Campbell have finished their work,
lad departed for Washington. At Gov.
)rdway's request the commission was directed
b investigate any charges against 0rdway
The commission visited several places in North
ind South Dakota and the Black Hills, and have
accumulated a vast amount of testimony. They
lid not hold open session, so the public can
earn nothing of the testimony, except what
witnesses may have said, which Of course,
would be ex parte. 1t is not known what their
report will be, nor when it will be made. Gov.
Ordwsy left Tuesday morning for Bismarck,
preparatory to handing over his Office to Gov.
Pierce, who is expected here about Aug. /.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01

John B. Cough is seriously iIlG his home in
Boylston, Mass.
Pierre Lorillard has furnished a free library
Of $500 volumes for the use Of his employees in
Jersey City.
Ensign Reynolds, of the Greedy relief party,
is recalled to mind as the hero Of the rescue Of
the men Of the Austrian bark Oliyo in mid
ocean In November, 1873, when he stood in the
lfabaas all daE In Z Binding s1asss. rescued
twelve men, and swan from his boat to the
Olivc after dark and set her on FIRE. His bravery
was acknowledged in a gold medal voted him BY
the Austrian government
Rear Admiral George +. Emmons, retired,
died at Baltimore, aged seventy-fye The
admiral served in the South sea exploring ex-
petition from 1888 till 1S42, M on the west
coast of Mexico during the war with that
country. In the early part of the civil war he
was in command Of various vessels Of Gulf
blockading squadron and Admiral Dahlgren's
feet and was captain for some months iii 1868
during the operations against Fort Sumter.
From 1864 till the close Of the war he com
manded q division Of the plockadsng fleet IN
the Gulf Of Mexico.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01
Record Of Casualties.

A B. Zgler of Philadelphia, ate = whole
watermelon, and started a cholera scare, dying
Of cholera morbus.
dwellings at Dayton, Ohio, were burned.
Loss, $4,000; insurance, $4,000,
During a thunder storm at Brattleboro, VT
lightning passed into the houses of L Childs
and H f.. Barber, whose wives were pros
trated by the shocks.
During a heavy wind storm recently!a barn
on the farm of A. J. Surrey, three miles from
lola, Kans., was blown down, and two sons of
Capt Surrey, aged Is and 10 killed, and anoth-
er aged IL was MORALLY wounded
Specials from EastTawas, Farwell and other
points through Michigan where forest fires
have been raging state that the fires have been
almost all e~xtinguished by heavy rains which
have fallen the past twenty-four hours.
During a terrific thunder storm at Cortland,
n. Y, Wednesday afternoon, the tents of Bar
NUNS circus were torn from their fastenings
and blown upon the heads Of the 1900 or 5000
spectators. For a few minutes 1t seemed as il
hundreds would be crushed to death; but the
panic came speedily 70 An end.
A steam thrasher on the farm of Joseph
Hall, six miles south of Nashville, Ind, ex-
ploded. The engineer, Eugene Swain, living
at Milroy, was instantly killed, also David
Henderson. Ney Innis was struck by q flying
missile and died in two hours. Hayden Cray
on Jr was badly injured about the head and
shoulders, and his neck badly gashed He is
expected to die. William Stevenson had o leg
broken. Thomas Innis and Butch Innis were
terribly scalded Robert Tompkins and Kiss
King were also seriously hurt
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01

The people all over Europe are set
Ting down to the conviction that they
are to have a visitation of cholera which
viii permit no place to escape, and are
putting their houses in order for the
scourge. The English have fondly
hoped that their insular position would
protect them from an invasion of the
plague, but this pleasing idea has been
rudely dispelled by the earnest remind
er of the leading physicians that any
ship sailing into these harbors from a
Mediterranean port may infectthe whole
island.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01

The Detroit Free Press must have
stretched the long-bow" when it as
sert that In Michigan alone there are
$50 "Maidens Rocks" places where
beautiful Indian maidens, with their
sylph-like legs and graceful shoulders
and beautiful faces, preferred to leap
from the rocks to be welded to a horse
thief whom they could not love, and
that the total of this rock In the United
States is 1882, with several territories
to be heard from. Wisconsin has 300
Maiden Rocks, Iowa i50, Illinois 1877,
Indiana $50, Vermont SGT, Minnesota,
which claims to have the only original
and genuine Maiden Rock, is strangely
omitted.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01
rha crininal calandar.

Mrs, John Quinn of West Rutland, Vt, has
been arrested upon suspicion Of poisoning her
husband
Thomas Nixon, deputy marshal Of Dodge
City, Kan, was murdered by Deputy Sheriff
Dave Mathers, well knownas Mysterious Dave,
Tuesday night
In P~ittsburg, last evening, William Donald
son shot and fatally injured his sweetheart,
Anne Stifey. Donaldson claims it was acct
dental, and the girl refuses to talk.
Gilbert W. Hazeltine, who shot and killed
Mamie Thorpe and wounded Mamie White,
both prostitutes, in Baltimore, has been held
for murder. Hazeltine is the son OF q promi-
nent physician in jamestown, N. X.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1884-08-01

A brave attempt is made to show hat
something valuable has been accom-
plished by the Greedy expedition; but
it all comes down tothe fact that two of
itsmembers reached a point four or five
miles farther north than any previous
explorer ever set foot. that a few new
theories as to the conformation of the
land and water thereabouts are preached
and that a few old ones are d~iscredited.
This does not pay for the loss of nine
teen lives and the frightful suffering ex-
perienced by the h alf-dozen survivors
who would have been past relief if the
rescuers had been forty-eight hours
later.