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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
WEED THEM OUT.

1t is understood that the bar associa-
ton will take immediate action looking
to the request on the courts that certain
shvster lawyers be djsbarred. The pro
fession of the law is among the most
essential and most honorable, notwith-
standing the many disreputable char
acters who follow the law for a liveli-
hood. Salt Lake has a bar which for
the ability, honesty and integrity OF its
members, has few if any equals in any
city of the size in the. Union; at the
same time If includes some as base, I'M
prineipled wretches as any who ever dis
graced the name of lawyer, or brought
the profession into disrepute. They live
by trickery, not understanding the mean
ing of the word honesty, and have as
little regard for the honor and high
character of the legal profession as they
do fer right and justice. It is because
such rogues and shysters as these are
recognized by courts as attorneys that
lawyers come in for so much censure
anu dDUS6 at illc udllOo Vi VIC POOPAO
who condemn all on account of the
scoundrelism of the few. Reputable
lawyers and the courts themselves are
quite as much to blame in this matter of
causing theprofession to bebrought into
disrepute as the people are for its indis-
eriminate condemnation. If the bar
itself would frown upon irregular and
crooked proceedings by lawyers, and
publicly as it does privately, repudiate
shysters and shystering, the community |
would soon learn to be just and discrim
mating, and the raScals would find their
greatly narrowed; as it is
the silence of hOnored and honorable |
members OF the profession lends some
thing of an endorsement or protection
to the knaves who use the law to help |
them along with their rascalities.
TIE HERALD has high regard for the |
legal profession, hence it sincerely hopes |
the rumor that the bar is about to
move in the matter of freeing itself from
the frauds who have been too long per
mitted to ply their vocation unmo-
Tested and under the semi-sanction of
the courts is we'll founded.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

THE EDITOR of the San Francisco En-
change evidently does not agree with
the proposition that our chief justice
is towering jurist, or he wouldn't
have written the following, which APP
peared in his paper of the 18th. instant:
The decision rendered by Judge Zane
that pOlygamous wife is not wife in
reality and cannot inherit her husband s
property, has received the general COM
mendation of the Gentiles of Utah and
the press of the country, and yet the de-
cision is about as absurd and illogical
as could well be imagined. For, if a
polygamous wife is not a wife in the
sight of law, how can the law punish a
man for taking a wife which it cannot
see, or refuses to recognize as such2 If
his decision is rendered as stated, it were
gross fiattery to call Judge Zane simple
fool.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
TIME FOR CHARITY.

The merry season is here again. 1t is
not only the time for feasting, for
pleasures, for reunions and for general
merriment, but it is likewise the season
that calls louder than any other for the
exercise of that noble sentiment of the
heart-charity. There is perhaps as
little occasion here for the exercise of
charity as in any other community of
its size in the world; the people are not
rich, it is true; indeed, as a rule, they
are far from it, the wealth of the
country here as elsewhere being
largely held by the few; at the same
time the really poor are few,
and those who would care to
be classed as proper objects of
charity are limited. at the same time,
however limited our acquaintance may
be, there is none of US who cannot
point to cases where Christmas liberality
may be employed to good advantage
Everybody knows upon whom he can
shower a seasonable blessing; lie knows
whose dinner he can sweeten and make
more digestible, whose heart he can
tighten, whose home cheer he can make
brighter by the exercise of charity. He
whose coming we celebrate and rejoice
over at this season was the personiica-
ton of charity, benevolence, generosity
and liberality; all the nobler, purer
sentiments of the heart were in Him
exemplifed and illustrated, and in them
all he set an example to the world to
follow which is conducive to the best
and highest enjoyment. 1t is ever sweet
to give where the recipient is worthy,
but it IS dOubly sweet to give. to the
needy at this season, for it is in line of
the good deeds of Him before whom we
all bow in such reverence and venera-
ton at this merrymaking anniversary.
There are onlya few in Utah who will
want for bounteous Christmas dinners
which they cannot provide, and these
few will not want if those who are able
to give of their abundance are duly
thoughtful and can appreciate the full
meaning of the sentiment of charity.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
CONTRARY BY NATURE.

Whatever else may be said of his ex-
sellency, Governor Murray, it must be
conceded by all that he is true to him
self in being consistent in inconsistency
In another part of THE HERALD this
morning is an accounted a meeting held
by the board OF directors of the insane
asylum of which the Governor is ex-
oficio a member. A portion of the
asylum building being nearly ready for
occupancy, the board rightly deemed
the time had arrived for choosing a
medical superintendent, and a motion
TO that effect was made, whereupon his
excellency interposed an objection, upon
the ground that the Office being Terri
torial he, under the Organic Act, had
the right to fiji 1t, by appointment.
As matter of course his
objection was overruled and the super
mtendent chosen. Murray had his OBJ
lection recorded, and there the matter
rests, perhaps for all time.
If Murray couldn't be peryerse and
inconsistent, how miserable the man
would be- Nearly five years ago the
Legislature passed an act to establish
the Territorial asylum, creating board
of directors, designating the duties OF
the officers, and SO on, down to the
smallest details. Among other things
the act provided that GAS soon as they
shall deem it necessary for the proper
completion, furnishing and manage
ment of said institution, the board OF
directors shall elect medical superin-
tendent, whose term of office shall be
four years and until his successor is
elected and qualified; and thenceforth
the directors shall elect the medical
superintendent, when it becomes neces-
sary by the expiration of his term OF Of
flee, or by the occurrence of a vacancy
In said Office"
The bill containing the provision
which is quoted above, was approved
February 20, 1880, and as a matter of
course by his exellency, Governor Eli
81. Murray, who was then, as now, the
Territorial executive Isn't it little
strange that the Governor should ap-
prove law that was irregular and run
ming counter to the Organic Act? If the
asylum act was good law four years ago,
isn't it good to-day? Or will his excel
lency plead ignorance then and profess
intelligence now?
We fear there is no hope for
in the Governor. He
came to Utah with the intention Ct
being stubborn and inconsistent. and
stubborn and inconsistent he is deter
mined to be while in the Territory.
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ooh, dear!" murmured Mrs. S.. trem-

ooh, dearW murmured Mrs. S., trem-
bling from head to foot.
LOOT enough ?" demanded Mr.. s., sur
veying the wreck with diStended eyes.
WANT the rest of this scene, or will you
have the play withdrawn on account of
sickness in the family? Want to act
some more, don't ye?" he howled, his
gorge rising. "Got some kind of a
notion fastened to your head with hair
pins that the whole dramatic business
depends on you. and that you only want
wig and curtain TO be the whole
theatre with spectators out in front
and bar next doorl Oh, go right on
and actl" he yelled, and then, striking
high falsetto, he squeaked: "Henrico,
me own Henrico-ah pardon these
tearsl Oh, God! How can tell him
Concealment is useless HenricO !-ah
me own Henrico! The carriage waits %
and Mr.. s. fell over backwards on the
bed and fired his feet up in the air. "On
with the dancel" he roared, springing
to a perpendicular again. Bring on
the ballet" and spinning around like
top in the excitement of his wrath, he
lost his balance, came down hard on the
smashed china, and then went speech
less TO his couch"
~ don't care" murmured Mrs. s,
brushing away the debris so she could
safely sit down on the floor to- take off
her shoes. 81 think could act as well
as most of them, though of course 1
couldn't play william parts as well as she
can, and / don't think l could smash as
many things. When he gives me an
other lesson, 1 think I'll take him out
in the field where he can't break any
thing but his back"
And ea1f with this thrifty re;olqti9n MIS- tEa
heel of her sock, and lost sight of the
stage in the interest the abrasion excitt
edo.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
PARsoN FOREMAN.

Judge Foreman has been reappointe6
to the associate justiceship of this Ter
ritory, his headquarters OF course TO be
at Beaver. The Judge, at the expira
! ton of his former term, four years ago
/ betook himself to Salt Lake to engage
/ in the practice of law; his career since
that time is familiar to the public. AS
a practitioner he was conspicuous as a
Iamentable failure, his younger and less
experienced brethren of the bar handling
him in the practice very much as Sui
Ivan does an embryo bruiser. Finding
that his occupation was going if not
gone as lawyer, he went to Washing
ton to recover what substantialc crumbs OF
comfort he had departed from, by means
of having replaced upon his ungraceful
person the ermine which Judge Twiss
has been wearing more acceptably and
with a more thorough knowledge of
the prophecies of the occasion.
1t is not calamity that is brought
upon us because Foreman has been
reappointed. 1t is simply emphasizing
a proposition previously we'll under
stood, that under Republican rule the
Territories have no rights which the
reigning power is compelled to respect
or does respect; Utah, more than any
other of the governments leading-string
provinces, is the dumping ground for
all kinds of political garbage, and we
have to take it as it comes for the very
simple reason that we cannot help it.
Our only hope is in the executive of the
nation and the Senate; if they send US
good men we get good men-if they
don't we don't. Nothing could be more
simple. 1t is as easy to understand
as the product of twice two. Justice,
equity and due regard for the abstract
principles of government supposed to
abide inherently in every community
count for nothing. 1t is the case of a
healthy patient being compelled to
take medicine; he doesn't require
it, but the doctor makes him swallow
his compounds as a matter of dis
cipline.
But Boreman Well, Utah has sur
vived under two terms of his peculiar
system of administrative jurisprudence
md can doubtless stand one more. 1t
would be subject of profound regret if
The could not stand all that he is
capable of doing and still have some
hing left. He is a fanatic of fanatics.
and with the emotional inspiration i'm
parted by Zane's law-making system will
have broader field for wrong-doing than
before; and that he will utilize this dis
covery to the full extent of its illegiti-
mate scope there can be no doubt.
We are glad Foreman is. appointed.
Under the civil service act President
Cleveland can ouly remove such officials
for cause; and Boreman will create all
the cause that is needed in very short
time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
TWELVE PAGES.

TIE DAILY HERALD IS pubnshed ever
morning Mondays excepted, at TIE
HERALD Block, corner West Temple ana
First South Streets, Salt Lake City, by I = hE
Herald PRINTING and PUBLISHING COn-
PANY. Subscription price, SlO5o Per Per
aanum. postage included; parts OF the
1eer et the same rate. To weekly sub
soTibers, collections made by carriers
. cents week.
TIE SKMI-WEEKLY HERALD Is PuoIl .i,
esyerY Wednesday and Saturday morning,
st $3.50 year; six months, $L|o; postage
included.
~ wvpv1.y HERALD is published every
1rTrrsdey morning at $500 q year; six
months, $1.25, postage included.
sURscsTBERs win confer favor by for-
Earding Information to this Office when
their papers are not duly delivered.
This viii greatly aid us in our efforts 10
determi9e where the fault lies.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
Getting Even.

The Photographer was Illuminating in
his sanctum when the iceman entered.
"Why is it that you are always making
jokes about our business?" asked the
iceman.
"Oh, because it seems to be under
stood that you charge excessive prices.
But, really, there's no malice in our
writing.
II am aware of that" said the ice
man land I'm sure I don't mind it; in
fact, I'm rather fond of jokes, and, by
the way, I've got a good joke for you
to-day"
Indeed, said the paragrapher, as he
prepared to sharpen his pencil, what is
itP'' -tL - rl-.1
at is" said the iceman with a grim
smile, as he laid paper on the para
grapher's desk, cit is the bill for your
summers ice. "-Ex.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
Come One. Come All.

To the meeting of the Blue Ribbon
Temperance Association which will be
held in the Methodist Episcopal Church
tomorrow evening, and enroll your
selves in the cause of good order. Ser
vice to commence at 7.30 sharp. Seats
free. f. GARDINER,
Secretary. :
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

We have tramped through the mar
velous Mammoth Cave, viewed the
Chicago water works, listened to the
thunder of Niagara and been awe struck
by the gigantic proportions of the Brook
lyn bridge, but really we do not think
any of these can be compared in import
ance and grandeur to a West Point cadet
at home on brief vacation. That is,
not if he has his uniform on. = Envious
Female. ...
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

IT WAS Office or starvation with Judge
Foreman. Arthur listened to his hungry
appeal and displayed true Christian
charity towards Foreman; but under
what head should be classed the Pres
ident's action towards UtahP 2
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
"yioIets Amonr the Lil;es ;,

Among the new books Just received
by US is the above. 1t is by the author
of "Hartsease and Happy Days" and
Indian Summer" = Ali three of these
books can be seen at our Book Store. bv
the POstofice. A full line of Christmas
and New Years Cards and Holiday
Books of ell kinds now on hand. G. H
Parsons u CO., Booksellers, Stationers
and Newsdealers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
Bargains BargainsI
MISCELLANEOUS
Holiday! Presents !

ozone AND SEE The VARIETY or
~ Furniture and Upholstery. Two ear
loads now unlOaded, suitable for all peopIe.
in all varieties and conditions of IiR
There is the smallest Rocker to gladden. the
heart Of a child, as well as the comfortable
Library, Reading or Office Chair for the
business man, and the Patent Rocker for
ripe matrOns and the comfortable Easy
Chair for the venerable patriarch. @EAIl
kinds Of Bedroom and Parlor Furniture.
Pictures and Feathers, for people setting
up housekeeping. Come and see, and be
convinced that the cheapest and best place
to buy Holiday Presents is at
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

Whatever is right, with him is wrong,
and wrong with others must be right
with him. Such contrary disposition
would make an ordinary person IN
happy, but we are inclined to believe
it is the source of all of Murray's
pleasures.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

The OMAHA Herald says that 1.-THE
first thing Miss Kate Field knows, Gov
ernor Murray will perpetrate another
message about the MOrmons, just to
maintain his reputation" Thank for
tune and the Democratic voters, Murray
viii infiict no more messages upon Utah
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
Decidedly Fresh.

That's what everybody saws OF
burst 81 Van Horns Fruits, Butter, etc.
which are the very best the market
affords. We invite our friends to cali
and see for themselves.
BURST & VAN HORN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
For Sale.

The Saloon and its contents, includ-
ing Stock, Fixtures, Ornaments, Book
Accounts, ETC.. of theft of Merrill d
Vinegar, assigned. Sale positive. for
the benefit of creditors. EVERYTHING
subject to inspection.
d. BoCKHoLT,
Assignee.
Salt Lake City, December Is, 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

SHUN OINTMENTs AND LOTIONS for skin
diseases, cuts, sprains, bruises, ETC., and
use GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP. HILLS
HAIR AND WHIsKER DYE, Black or
Brown, SOC.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
.sRough on Corns. -

Ask for Wells Trough on Corns."
15c. Quick complete cure. Hard or soft
corns, warts, bunions
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

ONE OF the most popular places of
amusement in the city is at Roberts &
Nelden's Drug Store. Their Holiday
Novelties are the attraction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
Fall andWinter

Overcoats of the latest designs at moder.
ate prices at NJ. H. LIPMAN's.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

LIQUID STATING for biackboords.
SEARS & LIDDLEis.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21
THE MAILS.

Arrivals and Departures-salt -,
City POstOHee. ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

The majority Of tie iGts -4se.e hss!.Sa,
body crise from q arrangement D; 81
Liver, affecting 10th the stomach Essf
bosveEs. In order to eject q cssre. a l.
necessary to TensOee tire cause. ErresE
Tar and Sluggish oct;oss Of tlte Bot0egs
Headache, Sickness Ct the Stomach. Pal
IN the Back GI,d Lci:,S, ETC., indicate tho
rae Li7or Is CT fault, md that a0tHPeTe
9Isires assistance TO csG5Le SIsi0 OTga7Ss
thTOlU of impurities.
Prickly Ash ieters0Te especsaltl
compounded for TIL pasrp0se. TheI zT,
mild Ia their action and effective as .
cHrej are pleasant to the taste and taEef.
easily by both children and GduIts- IL
kess according to directions, they ere 2
safe unpleasant cure for pySpepS7e
General Debility, Habitual Cor
StipatiOn, Diseased Kidneys
etc., etc. Asa Flood Purifier thet
are superior to any other nIedtciss:
cleaning the system thoroughly, 1!ss'
inl2GTtinO saea1 life and energy to the Ia
rdJid. 1t Is medicine and not ~
Intoxicating beverage.
Ask IuuR Druggist FoR PRIsKIY ASH grfTRS.
and take no other. PRICE. sl.oo per sOttl&
PRICKLI ASH BITTERS CO., SOLE PROPRIETOsS
Ct Louis and Kansas Ctty. 4a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-12-21

The above is standard mountain tir,o
JOHN T. LYNCH.
Salt Lake City, Utah. December 3D. ISS4
No Soap Given Away
With Spanish Clippings" Smoking To
bacco, as when once tested it wifi sell
without premiums thrown in, and the
price, SOC. per pound, is within the reach
of all. For sale by
SAM LEVY,
Cigar Manufacturer.
Bargains ! Bargains
Gentlemen wishing to save money
should buy their Furnishing Goods at
the daily Auction Sale, at
BAMBERGER & Co.'S,
South of Postofice.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-04-15
ID

THE YOUNG MAN or TnE PERIOD.
WHY'S lt We hear ~ much uovadays
o. The "gir % the period, while the cor
responding young man .. rarely Alladei TO-
a, least Ia the proper terms. shall ] de''
crlbe hlmf You have all seen him. for be
Z. everywhere % be found, alike In
the ball room. skating rlnk, the billiard
saloon. the oiab room and the prayer meet
lng
why he attends the latter 10 an enigma
IN some. while others fondly imagine he Is
really trying 70 turn over new leaf We
can ,ell You Why I, l. partly 20 have
some "aa". for the species l. given 70
maklag sport of sacred things aud pafuJ
% % home with some girl be has recently
M, ani l. bent on "mAshlng, Tor OF All
human beings under the sun or any Other
pl.ns,. this specie. Is the most eoueelted'
ana \. couaient that no girl can resist
thslr charms. lnieei. they seem 10 re-
gard all girls m nriss a. being ready 70
irop laio their arms n they bot open
them.
We Are awars this Is not the hr'i time
,bsy have been presented % the public bot
when We consider how much more We
hear about the girl. We think ., Is aoou'
time f,r The topic ~ be evened W.
How oileu you have all seen him the
,ounr man. battou. hole h1qlet, cane, el'
gar ani al. promenaiIng ihe platform OF
IN depot. hanging rouni the door of ihe
i,tle.' room. with a slmpcr on his bAoyisn
face. or lounglng about on the hotel piaf'
"a staring a. the plssers oY. happuy Nl'
winter nov. 30 We may eploy a respite
from these anuoyances, bat with the Afri''
Al ofthc .prlng style o. oyercoai be vii
return In al the glory ~ q new ,osi V h''
accustomed haunts.
III. father 1. 'the ola boy, his mother
"the old girl Can We wonder ma our
s,,her. ani mothers shake their heAds'and
TAX abou, The good oil times when boys
w.,, con,sn, - spend four of The seven
evenings a, home aud were glad 10 g''
whu education tAcy could, ani 70 do any
work TIA, vas honest ani 10 short "er'
, i,yaui comfor, - their parents.
what a contrast between The past an
the pre.ent. 1. the plctlre ovefira"n
Not io the least Take IL jasi a. ii 49, an
/, will apply 10 The mslorisy or them. TAX
on, one or two small poluis, AMI u VII
apply 10 the rest o. II ms oe ''"".
Amsrle. what must old America be-
GfRL ~ ruE PERlop.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1884-04-15

smart for me: before got u fairly ailast.
ed and ready for exhibition. he looked
around a. qalck as a nvh. aud ! was
caught aud then, q my"
Now father VISA Calvinist Baptist, OF
the 81 school. sni believed In elrctioni :
bot siineho~ be- htl become quite later.
esi,d ia ile -'or,. sni thllklng l' "ni+d
rather ahrup;iy. h- AL o. VT -, h's
dli your show come cat ihl. tlmsf An,
be- ssid kulttlng his hrONs, and hsslns
slight sgue NJ al The same moment,
pat tha, wig on one too many TINES
From which I lafcrrcd that he saw, or
thought he saw. the pe'iagogue comiuS
FOR him on the double quick, armed Win
the hre-pokcr.
Uudoastcdly william went home from
school that night. q wiser boy and with
this sentiment deeply impressed upon MS
mlni
Alasf ~ think ihore cannot D. a rose-
Tisoash .we.t ant In fts rsyal beauty fios--
Ulf meath To- petals. there's an ufly thorn,
ny xhlsi the hand that pleas The Hover y
torn
A. u.