New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-12-04
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

An invention that will be app eciaed by men who 20
home late aud tired Is the magnetic keyhos II the key
il placed within short OF the hole II gently
drawn right IT, and all the man has to do is To say
Heavensneartb,' or words to that effect.
How would Sam Randall do for Minister to China
China Is far enough away. and four years there w.ad
enable Mr. Randall to learn all ABOUT the Chhesc wal"
Louisville CORRESPONDENCE
An Arizona thus pays his respects 10 his neh-
Dor: The miserable who tries 10 edit our DIS
esteemed contemporary 10 lying as usual We done
want the post office. but are in tue hands or our
friends and by the Eternal they SEQ that We set
whether want IL or not
The Montreal carnival President-eec Cleveland
as guest. and Is going TO send special delegation W
secure HIM Waterbury American
An Intern ational Exhibition devoted 10 newspapers
will be- held at Nice France during the latter part OF th
month The director OF the exhibition has sent out .
circular asking CORES OF every Journal especially OK
every daily paper published
They we're talking about the depressed state Of bas.
ness when who was leaning against laullpos'
with his hands IN his pockets sohIy inluiiod
"Why of course il Isl Where In re- you been for the
last months that yon Invent heard the cry vi hard
In the workhouse." the humble reply. and Il
there's been any Lack OF business III tnis iocahty
haven't noticed it-really haven't -lpe roit fros
Press.
The new Capitol at Bismarck OAK, Is said to 10 the
finest Territorial Captofin the West.
Mr. f. Humphreys was fined ten shings and costs
for throwing heated pennies down from a. ippsr NH
dow into the crowd in Cheapsde on Lord Mayors Day;
We ncerely hone that Mr. h. Humphreys Is dissatisfied
with the penalty his practical oe for OF TINS De may
he sure that II he Is not dissatisfied every one else u
be A more heartless dangerous aud idotlc method u
sefamrsement. probably does not exist; ana @ny tae
very smallest OF mean minds c0lo We siouIu hh' s'~
any pleasure III It, LONDON Diope'
Many OF the.haek drivers of Boston now wear hand
some livery.
A New-York man suggests that side Of the stress
ears reserved for ladies' one site sh9un a." We
rl,a vii m.
half the aisle with his feet. and SOILS the oter na %
tobacco juiccand that side should DE the ou'''''-
lNOrristOwn Herald
Times and customs change but the circus advertise
e,t til remains the same IL describes ~ ofyoe ths
mammoth hippopotamus. the true behenoth immof'"-
lied by holy job" and rcvels In such wordpaihuhg ~
this: Grand AutO@hhonc Collection. Consisting oS
congr.inant convocation OF nations In which mahShu
represented by all National Types. ana FORMING '"'
Greatest Earth Embracing Ethnoog Entirely ever
exhibited. Our Grand specular, stately Spchu',
sumptuons Flashing. Flaming. Magnificent '''co'
Parade with flourish Of iruinpets. beating OF or"'
ing coors flags. banners and bannercts making "s'"
triumphant iubilaton OF nconceivaDe speha'' W.
reaching all previous shows 81 poInp ana paseah"!,
given on the morning of entry free OF charge 10 All
xee,y.s Iaurels arc in danger. French inventor NJ
Rnntet Rerrchon engineer has discovered new mo-
i've force or rather a orse" winch he asserts to 10
ab.outey or at least practically cosess Ills II. eh
hos brrr taken up By "a capitalist. VINO mas auIancoa
100 600 francs for making exoermen,s which have been
i,reI sa,sfacory one OF the great features OF ING
coming Antwerp Exhibition Will be A trlmwy worh-s
on the Dou,e system. IL IL sad also. that W. h2u,ss
has obtained permission 10 run tram '''"
aud -lPhlladolpha inquirer
The London and Provincial Bank, OF bon.'".
adopted tho following resolution: THE Boar" Us
,n,or that II ia on many grounds ineypedIeh' 'o W."
emuoyed ty the bank to contract marrla -e' w
ci.nt means:-Rcsolved AS grucfd '"'0' Wv
any cxcep,ional circumstances when may '
pn,rl IA dispense with sucn rule-iha', !"
,,ou,h.r M the staS whose income IL less '"""
,r .h,u marry he shall be disdu''lhed Ho'" '
n,,,n 4, the banks service and VIII aeeoruns! 'o
oulred TO retire from H. ,.
an any. iu the paper. Observer MIs VIZ sr,nons
IL Saay,b,f ~ John hung In EH'gy III ,vr"i nt
i,,her night I'm sorry Tor the ppv' hi' ae mn thS
naisVo H. cause there ain no toWm VI ..a' d.,
| n'ueN', IT, then papers do lie!'- Boston fosI
rho rl,,,r OF The Carrotoa tNio Journal has issue
| tho following appeal TO his Delinquent ''as mi.
:" Iool bcrel You wood subscribers DE you '"A ,s,.
o,ce oan get along without hrc until Chls'm' ,,ht
| h,, ,sen a beautiful autumn, but ehllins o' a.
IL -. next week. and we would be In pretty a..
| 49,. r.,,oa IN tho promises Of some men III rc""'
| wood" 49,, =, Atlanta
mia ,,us,rs O, tho Georgia state Capto,, ~ ~ Waucs
,,,. Tho n, that granite can 90 qus, .,anta ~
10 savannah. and thence by ran y. .,,taen mllss
| lo.s c.,st than Il can be hAu ~ ia"''' VIZ
| away. Philadelphia inQurei' ,..rt
lnc INV Wnrn N becomes the fashion lor yo .. 10 70
Hcsrsx smeling they Won, hiS M frcsh 81
| 10, n.txrsm tho scts "a often t. gotta VIVA"
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