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FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL
MONEY AND SECURITIES.

An Easy Money M~arket-stocks and Bonds
Strong and Higher.
New YORK, April 8.-Money is easy at l IL
az per cent.
Prime mercantile paper A as IL per cent.
Sterling exchange, sixty days, firm at 4S7 IL;
sight, 4S9 "a
Produce exports for the week, s., 463, 600.
Government bonds We're higher.
Railroad bonds were strong.
State securities were quiet.
With the exception of a slight spell Of weak
ness in the afternoon, due to Pealizatiens, the
stock market was strong and HIGHER to-day. A
more confident tone prevailed ON the belief that
the railroad troubles were in a. fair way Of set
tleneent. The leading 'bear'traders were heavy
buyers throughout the day. and large short
contracts in st, Paul, Lackawanna, and Union
Pacific were covered. Prices advance IL to21-2
per cent; Lackawanna rose 112, to 10 SO;
Union Pacific 23-Si to y 5S; Northwest "a, to
116 Is; Northwest preferred L, to l45: St. Paul
5-S, to So "a: Missouri Pacific l. to So 9-S; Read
ing "a, to 81 IA; Omaha preferred l, to 81 l2,
and Western Union /, to SO 78. Pacific Mail
was in-demand at 80 5-SS055, on reports that a
dividend would be declared this month. The.
market. closed strong. Compared with Mon
higher. c., G., G. & L rose 3 "a, to 60: New
York, L~ackawanna q Western l 34, to 80 "a;
American Gable l, to 50.
Transactions aggregated LIZ. 600, shares to wit:
Delaware, Lackawanna & Western, 81, 900; Lake.
Shore, 9,600; Northwest, 5000; Reading. 5000;
st. Paul, 20, 900; Onion Pacific, 90, GEO; Western
Union, $4,000:
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Dry Goods.

NEW YORN April S.-The exports Of domestic
cotton goods the past week were 1917 packages,
making the total exports since Jan. ], 45,S62 pack
ages. against A, $40 packages for the same time in
1888. being the largest quantity for tie same period
in any previous year. There is a large but quiet re-
quest for cotton goods, and much more 50 at present
prices than agents will meet. Agents have advanced
Boot tvo-cross 36 brown sheetings lie, and Boot,
Massachusetts, and Suffolk drills and standard sheet,
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Foreign Money and stock Market.

LONDON, April Sc P. M.-Government bonds
Consols, for money, 1o2 ZIG; account. 102 9-16;
United States ourand-a,halfs 1901 Railroad
bonds-Canada Pacific, 53la; Illinois. Central, 1875;
New York Central, 116laj Erie, 121's; seconds.
9O12; Reading, 1878.
RARIs, April s.-Rentes, 76f S5c.
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MAKnrrs BY TELEGRAPH,
Produce Markets.

CHICAGO, April 9.-The following is the visible
sopply of grain April 8, in store aud in transit. as
complied bv the secretary of the Chicago Board of
Trade: Wheat, 3o,774,ooo ba' corr; 16, $50, GOO
bu; oats. 4,274,o00 bu;. rye, 2,0l5,O00 bj barley,
100000 bu. Grain in store April Z: Wheat, IL
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of the provision market at Chicago and other
points of supply, our home trade continues rea-
sonably active, and viii improve as soon as the
season becomes more advanced.
Budd & Co., in their Produce Price Current,
say; The receipts of eggs have been very large all
during the past week, and the Eastern market
lower. We look for still lower prices from this
on, as the Easter demand will be over. We are
paying IA cents now, but cannot say for how
long the price will hold out. There is little or
no good butter coming in now. We can pay Is
cents for all good, sweet roll, but poor and solid
packed there is no demand for. The poultry
market is steady, excepting geese, which are
very dull and slow sale"
GRAIN,
In the local markets the situation is I'M
changed. On Change, for choice milling grades,
bidding was active. Receipts are light. Little
said about futures, The Board of Trade Price
Current says of wheat that the local markets
continue dull, with very few changes in prices.
Arrivals exceedingly light, and choice milling
grades are scarce. Futures in no request. Offer
ings of all grades very light, New York is 1-Se
higher, Baltimore steady, Chicago steady. We
quote:
No. ! Mediterranean, track.----...-.--.-.$Lo4
No. 2 Mediterranean, I02
No. 3 Mediterranean, 1.0l
No. 2 red, track. 1919.
No. 3 red, IS
Mixed, rack 81
Corn-Locally we note some. activity in this
cereal, and a good order demand for small lots.
Receipts light, and generally fail to grade. Fu-
lures not wanted. Now York steady, Baltimore
the same, while Chicago is 5-Sc off from yester-
days quotations. We quote:
No. 2 white,
No. 3,white, track
Yellow, track.
Lh.tSh htAeu.
Mixed,
NO. ., track e
No. 2 white rejected; track.
Unmerchantable, track
Sound ear, track.
Oats-Only fair demand, and for small lots.
Offerings light, Market quiet. We quote:
No. 2 white, track.
M@Aeu, track
Rye-Held at sc.
Bran-Quiet; $l3 bid; no sellers.
RECEIPTS BY RAIL PAST TwENTY-FoUR HOURS.
Wheat, 4,50O'
Oats, 3,2U0
GRAIN IN STORE.
April 7, 1884.
Wheat. Corn. Oats. Rive.
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Jacksonville, Madison & Indianapolis.

.Depart-Southern Express, daily, s..-..---- 40 am
Louisville. and Madison cypress. 7.25 am
Louisville and Madison mail, D. c. $50 pm
louisville Express, daily.-----.-.. 6:45 pm
Arrive-lnd;anapolis and Madison Mail. 80 9:4J am
Indianapolis st. Louis and Chicago
Express daily HOO am
New York and Northern Fast Elk
press, r. 7:OOprn
St. Louis, Chicago and Detroit Fast
Line, daily, 1870 pm
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ings lac each. Other makes and qualities have been
advanced and confirmed by sales. Wooden goods in
improving demand but moderate business. Cotton
yarns firm and doing well at the new prices.
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LIVE STOCK.
Indianapolis Market.

INDIANAPOLIS, April s.
CATTLE,-Receipts, none; shipments, none. Supply
light of local cattle, aud of only fair quality. Market
steady and UNCHANGED. But few good grades here.
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Cotton.
Wool.

Wool.
PHILADELPHIA, April S.-Wool quiet and VI
changed.
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NTGBtfISs
NEW YORK. April s.-Lead weak; common, IA
4.05c.
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OILS.

dtl ufa TX NCiIA We'll dE LUc new pElGeSa
Oils.
OIL CITY, April 9.-The petroleum market opened
to-day with United pipeline certificates at 907se,
and closed at 92ssc; highest price, 929sci lowest
price, 9o9sc. Sales to-day aggregated 9, ISIS, 600 brls.
Clearances yesterday, 1O,42S, 600 brls. Runs,
SO, 40I brls. Shipments, AZ, o69 brls. Charters,
25, ia brs. Oil City on Exchange stock, $3.50 per
share bid, $500 asked.
BRADFORD. April s,-The crude oil market was
stronger. Total runs yesterday, 90, 1872 brls. Total
shipments, 75,051 brls, Charters, %, 714 brs..
Clearahces, 10, 100000 brls.
~PITTSBURG. April 9.-Thep petroleum market was
quiet but steady. United ~pipeline certificates opened
at 9o12c, advanced, and closed a trifle firmer at 92l4e,
ANTWERP, April a.-Petroleum, 1sls01S4f.
Cotton,
NEW YORK, April S.-Cotton steady at 11a4012e;
futures firm April I1.77c; May, 1l.s2e; June,
11.92c; July, 12.01e; August. 12.14c; September,
ll.75c; October, II. 14c; November, 10.9Se; Decem-
Der, lO.99e; January, HOT.
CINCINNATI, April s.-GottoE firm and TN
changed.
LOUISVILLE, April Section firm; middling,
Coffee.
NEW YORK, April 9.-Cofee-Spet lots fair Rio
quiet and unchanged; options very dull and Slightly
lower; sales of 3 $50 bags Rio No. 2 June at 5000
S.65e; 1880 bags July at S.638S. zoe; 500 bags
5000 bags October at S,So0S.s5e; May, $500
$500.
! Wool.
PHILADELPHIA, April s.-Wool quiet and un-
changed.
I Metals.
VIEW YORK. April s.-Lead weak; common. 40
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THE INDIANAPOLIS NATIONAL BANK
Designated United States Depository,
Corner Room Odd-fellows' Hall.
Theo. P. Haughey, Pres't. H. Latham, Cashr.
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Chicago, st. Louis & Pit:sburg.
Depart-New York, Philadelphia, Wash
ington, Baltimore and Pitts6urg,
Express, daily s---..--- 42Jt
Dayton and Columbus Express, ex-
cept Sunday .I045.
Richmond Accona1nodatio .-..---- O
New York, Philadelphia, Washing
ION, Baltimore and Pittsburg Elk
press. daily s., h--.-------. 4.5S
Dayton Express, except Sunday. 4:55I
11Ve--Ricltn0 Accommodation, except
Sunday $40
New York, Philadelphia, Washing
ton, Baltimore and Pittsburg Elk
press, daily
Columbus and Dayton Express, ex-
cept Sunday --.--.-..-..-.. SGT
New York. Philadelphia, Washing
ton, Baltimore and Pittsburg Ex-
press, daily----.--.--.--...10 1920
Dayton Express, daily, except Sun
GEIuAeo DIVISION VIA KoKoMo, p, c. s. ST. +. X.
pePart-Louisyils ami Chicago Express,
Louisville and Chicago Fast Ex-
press. daily
Ar~rive-Chicago and Louisville Fast Express,
daily, 3:59
Chicago aud Louisville Express,
p S.OO
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RITES OLE SUBSCRIPTION.

Is INVARIABLY IN NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. PREPAID
BY PUBLISHERS.
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indianapolis & st. Louis.
Express, daily. c. c..-....--.. Ito aga
Paris Express --...-..-...,.--. 3;50pn
Boston and st. Eouis Express, p--- $50 pm
New York and st. Louis Express,
daily, s. and G, RECOMMENDATIONS
Arrive-New York and Boston ExpEess,
daily, G. c. 400 and
local Passenger, p..-..-.-...-..-. $50 am
Indianapolis Express 3sl5pnA
Day Express, c, c., daily ---.------ 6:30pm
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Wabash, St. louis g. Pacific.
Depart-Detroit and Chicago Mail
Toledo, Fort Wayne, Grand Rapids
and Michigan Express. .----.
Detroit and Toledo Express, daily,
c. G.
Anrive Michigan and Toledo Express, daily
except Monday ..-....--
Toledo and Fort Wayne Express.
Detroit apd Chicago Mail
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-09-14

The little pebble Patrick Egan, President
of the Irish National League OF the United
States, threw into the political pond, has
gone to the bottom, and the diminutive rip
pies it made on the surface have petered
out. IL created no sensation Of conse-
quenee in the country, and the only inhu-
ence it has had on the Irish-Ameriean
voters has been to create additional an
tipathy to the Republican party, which
has made such desperate efforts to control
their ballots through their supposed lead
ers.
So far as heard from Mr.. Egan has not
added single vote to Blaine, not even his
own, by his extraordinary manifesto, for
be it remembered that he is not yet eiti-
zen of the United States, having been in
this country scarcely a year. His con-
duct in publishing his views on the politi-
cal canvass about which he can have
only the crudest ideas, is considered by
the large majority of Irish-Americans as
an indiscretion and exhibition of uncalled
for intermeddling that greatly impairs
confidence in him as leader.
Perhaps Mr.. Egan mistook the
noisy Nominations Of O'DonOYan Rosa
and Patrick Ford for the drift of Irish
thought and sentiment in America. He
has, perhaps, already found out his mis-
take, and no doubt he will in due time re-
ceive a reproof that viii make him little
more careful of his manifestoes in the fu-
ture
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"No 'sideration for De Seeks"


Mr.. Cyanide Whites was absent from
the meeting of the Thompson Street Poker
Club Saturday evening, and as he was
known to have received the money due
him on a contract involving a weeks labor
with kalsOmine, it was feared that either
he had been decOyed into seeing some Al
derman about the Broadway franchise or
had been otherwise foully dealt with. A
relief expedition was therefore organized,
headed by Mr.. ToOter Williams, to go in
search of him. and the Rev. Mr.. Thankful
Smith who still had hopes Of Mr.. Whites
being steered against the game, contri-
buted funds sufficient to transport the eX-
petition to the central portion of Sixth
avenue, where Mr.. Whites had last been
seen. At 10 o'clock Er. Williams had
sighted Mr.. Whites standing dejectedly
in a doorway, While few steps away
stood Miss Melissa Brown, who was coax
ing him to escort her home. Mr.. Williams
CALAMITY joined his plea to that of the
lady, at the same time winking at Mr..
Whites to let him know of the layout
down town. But Mr.. WHITES was obdur-
ate.
lady: II don't want noufin' ter do wifi
yo' no MOI
Miss Melissa shed tears.
''Take de lady home and jine in the mex
iacker," urged MIR. Williams.
"NO, sab. l amt gwine ter take her
home no mo-" said Mr.. Whites.
"Whad's de madden, CyP' asked Prof.
Brick, who accompanied the expedition as
a scientist. ''Ain't you got no 'sGlera-
ton for the secksw
"Naw, hain't," said MIR. Whites.
Miss Melissa was now enjoying a real
good cry.
"De cause-de cause?" asked Mr.. Will
liams, who was affected by NNady's
| grief. ~
sEDe causep' iterated Mr.. Whites.
oWhy dis var yeller gal KEN out dis eve
MIN fer a preamble up de aveyOu, am
| bimeby l arst her ter come in an have a
sangWidge IN some cream. IN she went,
| IN we sOt down, IN in er minnit, 'Scuse
me- SEE she, jess-jess minnit,' IN
said would, knOwin' she was a lady, n
whad does she do but ups and goes ter de
! do IN calls in three mo- buck mokes, IN
sots 'em down ter sangwidges N beer N
cream, IN de bill was mon fo' dollars.
No, sab, doan' mine goin' ter de club N
| knockin' de tar fouten Preach Smith in
de mex jacker, but doan' 'scort no sech
wuffless niger Traction as datp
Mr.. Williams felt that the case was
| beyond him.
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and LArchmont Yacht Clubs. which have
already won fame and favor. The first.
situated at Barlow, on the sound. has
been wonderfully successful and is con-
stantly crowded with members and
guests. The membership of 80 is within
four or five of being filled, and its future
seems assured. The experiment of
allowing ladies the privileges of
this club has proved very
and cousins of the members have visited
the club and enjoyed its hospitality. The
Land and Water Club at Whitestone is
also In prosperous condition. Ladies
are admitted to this club also on certain
days of the week and several delightful
dinners have been given this season. The
midsummer dullness has affected the city
clubs to greater degree than usual this
season. In former years the lead
ing institutions were well filed DUR
ing the week even in the hottest
weather with ''can't-get-aways," and on
Saturday nights and Sundays alone were
they deserted. This summer, however,
the week days have been nearly as dull as
the Sundays, and silence has reigned SUI
preme. The University is the only club
that has been ever fairly ATTENDED this
month, but its new and large house has
somewhat swallowed up its summer
habitues, and it has not presented lively
appearance. The few members of the
Union League in town have been discuss
ing the question of whether John G. Emo
viii be expelled or not from their institu-
ton at the first regular meeting in the au-
tumn, and the topic among the half
dozen summer frequenters of the Century
has been whether the club can afford to
support regularly equipped restaurant
''When the leaves begin to turn" M.
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Assaulting the HelnIess.

The attention Of the reading public has
been attracted quite frequently of late TO
outrages perpetrated on lunatics and
prisoners By their attendants and keepers.
Such oUtrages, especially those in which
the victims are the patients in insane
asylums, excite popular indignation in
high degree, for persons who have lost
their mind have a peculiar claim on the
sympathy OfsH humane people.
1t is, perhaps, impossible to secure
sufficient number Of attendants in asy-
lums who can be relied on to be invaria-
bly, kind to the patients and even-tem-
pered under all circumstances. For this
reason the officials of such institutions
should be held to more rigid response
bility than is usual. They should be re-
quired to keep the closest possible super
vision over the employees, and should have
authority, and be required to punish any
OF such employees as treat any of the
inmates, no matter now humble in
the social scale they may be, with
the least unnecessary discourtesy or
harshness. Assaults on insane persons
ought to be punished in a much higher de-
gree than is now provided by law. No
one but a fiend could abuse one who is
deprived of reason. An ordinary assault
and battery committed on an insane per-
son ought to be made a penitentiary Of
fense. Perhaps 1t would be well to pun
ish the milder cases Of this kind by means
of the lash.
The killing Of Hon. E. d. Alnut at the
Anchorage Asylum of Kentucky by two
attendants is the latest and most inpor-
tant outrage that has aroused public
opinion on this question. 1t seems almost
incOnceiVable that two persons
could be found in the world
so hendlsh as to commit
such a murder on an insane
man. The particulars of the tragedy are
so revolving as to be almost beyond belief.
1t appears that he was abused for weeks,
and that the pest norton examination
disclosed the fact that several of his ribs
were broken, and that he was literally
covered with sores and bruises. 1t is a
wonder that this abuse was continued so
long without the knowledge or inter-
ference of the physicians in charge.
They must have been guilty of gross care
lessness and neglect of duty.
1t takes courageous, stout, iron-nerved
men to guard and manage cOnyicts, but
there is no reason why such men should
not be humane and just to those IN their
power. In many instances these guards
and overseers appear to think it their
duty to become more cruel and vindic-
tive and lost to the gentler feelings of
humanity than the convicts they
guard. The only remedy for this is a
closer supervision over prisons and con.
Wet camps by the officers of the law, and
the prompt punishment as the law re-
quires Of all parties convicted of the out
RACES alluded TO,
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CITY EDITOR: "See here. Won told me Won
had had experience as a reporter New man:
Yes "Then how does Il happen that you
use sucn unJournalistlc language as this: The
Hon: william Blank next addressed the meet
ingrn "Isn't that all rightg, "All right!
It's all wrong! One would think the meeting
was IN favor OF our own ticket! Why, sir, it's
an opposltion meetingm Il can't see what
it," bill Blank next harangued the crowd %
-Philddelphia cal.
BUTLER-'.Yes, siree-ree, got those gran
gers solid. Ha, har' Dana-"GOod. What
tack ala you take" Butler-'I expatiated on
the grandeur Of their calling. the nobleness Of
vocation which furnished f0od for he world
ana then tlckled their pride by saving that /
4opea " see American grain carried across
She Auantlc IN ships flying the American
nag" Dana-"GOOd stroke: but would Won
really wish TO see thatl" Butler-s.C Certainly
IL would increase the demand for-bunting."
-PhttadelDhia Can.
VANITY
Three fishers went sailing out in the East,
where the sailing was best and the fishing
was least.
joy sat upon each piscatorial mug.
ana they carried their bait in q ], u, z, jug.
Ihey cast In their lines with the tide running
And they tainted the fish with hilarious
They ilshed until sunset, from bright rosy
When their b, a, !, t, was G, o, n, e, gone.
When home they would sail there was no
w, i n, Il,
80 they had to row against the t, i. d, e.;
AN oar ls thing no man understands
hands.
Now, safe on the shore most devoutly they
wish
Ihey might go TO a store and b, u, Y, some fish.
ana proudly each M, a, u, shoulders his rod
Ana bears home a string of smoked herring
and cod.
Oh, woe to the + i, s, b, er who brings
AS the prey OF the angler salt cod and such
things;
Or can of cove oysters, and swears that he
took,
Every Oys, t, e, r, with line and hook.
Bob BUrdeste IN Brooklyn Eagle.
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PERSONAL.

KwANGoU. the Emperor Of China, has Just
passed his 18th birthday.
BoNAvENTURE is the name of the man with
whom "Gath's' daughter is said to have
eloped.
BELyA LOCKWOOD, If elected, would be the
first lady President the country has had since
Mrs. Hayes.
LORD GEORGE HAMILTON and his brother,
Lord Claud Hamilton, will make a tour OF
America this fall.
BOB BURDETTE says nobody ever saw a dead
dude. And yet it has been said that death
loves conspicuous mark.
JUDGE ToURGEE NAV not be making any
money out of his literary work, but he sleeps
under bed spread which cost $500.
GEORGE PARSONS LATHRoP and his wife
who 10 the daughter of Nathaniel Hawthorne,
are about to remove permanently from Boston
to Nashville, Tenn.
STANLEY averaged twenty grains of oui-
nine daily for two years in Africa, and even
then the chills kept up q continual dance
around him and demanded his life.
VICTOR HUGO is now with his grandchildren
and Nj. and Nine. LOckroy among the moun-
tains of Switzerland having a good time and
enjoying for the first time in his life absolute
rest from work.
LORD WOLsELEY has sent to Winnipeg for a
Dlreh bark canoe for his own use on the Nile.
MOlseley learned to paddle his own canoe in
the Red river rebellion, which had its head
and front at Winnipeg then Fort Garry.
Miss CARRIE AsToR, of the wealthy Aston
1amlly, rs rather shy Of suitOrs for her hand
since broken down New Yorker who visited
her went around secretly borrowing money
by alleging that he was engaged to her. She
is the last unmarried Astor.
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BRIGHT RTTS.

SARA BERNHARDT will visit America in 1886.
Sara is a coming event, but she casts no
shadOW.-Nelo Orleans PicdgWae.
GEN. LOGAN finely says: ''The grand old
party stands on the brink of an abscess, but Will
be equal to the eXegesis. - bany Argus.
''CoME back to bed, you old fool" pleaded
the gentle voice of Mrs. Mulberry. THAT
isn't cats; it's Emeline's new beau down in
the parlor singing Some Day.
MRS BELvA LOCKwOODs letter Of accept
ance is not remarkable for any thing except
perhaps-that, being wOman's letter, it con-
tains no postscript. Chicago Times.
AN Illinois man has eloped with three differ
ent females out of the same family at differ
ent times. and the other day he shot at the old
man by way of Juggling in change of pro-
granme.-Detroit Free Press
ssWHAT, Gov. st. John has a scandal, toO?"
''Well, he was discovered in the arms Of a
woman sis that possible? When?" sob,
a good many years ago." "Who was the
womanP" "HIs mother" -Chicd0o Neaos.
NO." wrote a Mills Seminary pupil, ''we
don't see a man over here once month, but
there's a French girl just come who has a
dear little moustache, and we are training
her to smoke cigarettes and swear" San
Francisco Post.
THIS TINE it is a Canadian cashier who alb
seconds. We trust he has come over to the
States We are running short of cashiers.
And then. Canada ought to be reciprocal If
she expects ever to have US take her into the
UniOn.-ChlcG0o Nea0s.
HAPPINESS and unhappiness are merely re-
lative states, after all. The kitchen girl feels
awfully cut upon being snubbed by the sales
lady; but her sorrow is Immediately turned to
ioy upon seeing the saleslady snubbed in her
turn by the daughter Of the retired saloon
keeper.
READING the evening newspapers at the tea
table often brings out the real tendencies Of
the family. "Hello," said Mr.. Job Shuttle,
s'the Chinese have beaten the French"
whats the scorer" eagerly asked the youth
full base ball enthusiast Of the Shuttle family.
-ErchqRge.