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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
The Sunday Husband.

5Oapes may Letter.
One of the most amusing studies at any fash
ionable watering place, is the woman with a Sun
day husband; but have nowhere else found it
SO dlverting as at Cape May. The number of
wives who are left widowed during the week, to
be Joined from Saturday night until Monday
morning by Philadelphia spouses is very great,
and inevitably they include certain proportion
of coquettes Now, it is a common Stiffness in
extremely raw young men to firt with married
women. There you have the essential condi-
tons From the going out of the train on
Monday morning until the coming in Of the
same on Saturday evening these giddy wives
coyertly exchange sentiment with beaux-
walk with them; battle with them; loll on
the beach with them--do nothing that is overtly
wicked, but very much that is shameful, never
theless. And on Sundays the married flirt kills
two fond birds with one stone cleverly thrown
She dotes on her husband in the most undis-
guised and captivating manner, and / give her
credit for sincerity in every demonstration of
affection, from the greeting kiss to the parting
hug. He correctly believes that she loves him
dearly, BUTT is also true that she knows and
fully intends the effect produced upon beau
She has at no time gone so far in Irritation as to
permit kiss or even prolonged clasp of her
hand; but now she can show him how clinch-
ingly loving she can be when propriety permits
And don't you conceive how the sight must twist
ana twang his heart-stringsl
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Death Caused by Laughter.
Troy Times


There are some curious legends concerning re-
markabe causes which have led to the death of
celebrated people. Chalcas, the soothsayer, died
Of laughter at the thought Of his having outlived
the time predicted for his death. A fellow in
rags had told MIN that he would never drink the
VINE of the grapes growing in his vineyard, and
added IF these words do not come true, you
MAY claim me for your slave" When the wine
was made, Chalcas held feast, and sent for the
fellow to see how his prediction had failed.
When he appeared the soothsayer laughed so
immoderately at the would-be prophet that it
killed him. Crassus died from laughter on see
ing an ass eat thistles Fabius the Roman
prmtor, was choked by single goat hair in the
milk he was drinking. Margutte, the giant in
the Inorganic Maggiore died of laughter on see
ing monkey pulling on his boots. Zeuxis, the
Grecian painter. died of laughter at sight of a
bag he had just depicted. A peculiar death was
that Of old Placut, who dropped dead in the act
of paying bill The~a are many men today,
however, who would probably die of surprise if
they found themselves doing the same thing.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
The Return Of the Boilers.
PhiIadelphia Press.

fnllauelpnla FTehs.
This is the natural fruit of time and reflection.
They have found that they had misjudged Mr..
Blaine. They have found that they were de-,
ceived in Mr. Cleveland. They have realized
that there was no principle underlying the in
dependent movement They have come to see
which have fought each other for nearly a
quarter Of century-the one side representing
all that has been achieved and all that is hoped,
the business security and the political progress
of the country; the other representing resistance
to every forward step and standing for uncer
tainty, distrust and dangerous tendencies As
this becomes clearer and clearer there will be
very little left Of the independent opposition
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
WOMEN Ar THE sEAsHoRE.
Popular Delusions About Sea- Bathing by
Women in Beautiful Clothes.

Popular Decisions About Sea- Bathing by
Women in Beautiful Clothes.
Letter in New York World.
How many fashionable women do you suppose
actually battle at the seashoreg How many have
you seen, in all your experience go down into the
water and actually get wet all overl How many
fashionable girls know now to swim? How many
women are there who would not scream like the
house was on fire if they were really pushed out
into the surf and left to themselves The sea-
side bathing of women is one of the greatest de-
lusions of a humbug age. In the first place,
women do not like to go into the water, not only
because the water is too cold. but because IL is
too deep. A bath tub is about as much of an
ocean as they care to get into. The only thing
that ever induced women to pretend to battle in
public was the fashion of it. A woman will break
her neck to be fashionable. She would walk on
tacks, wear dog-collar, or turn her dress into
balloon if she thought it was fashion
able. 1t came to be fashionable to go
to the seashore and have pretty
bathing suit. To have a bathing suit was of
good deal more importance than to battle The
consequences was that the world hoeked to the
fashionable seaside resorts to see the pretty
bathers. The correspondents wrote up columns
and columns of descriptive stuff, telling of every
color, crease and crimp, For instance, she is q
newitching brunette She comes down to the
sands at II or Whereabouts. She is covered from
head to foot in mantle of white Turkish stuff,
relieved by broad red stripes. She is accom-
panied by her French maid and natty little
Frenchman, who looks like teacher of deport-
ment but really fills the Office of bathing man.
She calls him Arsene. He wears knee breeches,
a tight, short jacket silk hose, slippers without
heels, and iaunty silk skull-cap held in place
by an elastic band. The color of his whole at
tire is sombre black. The maid places camp
stool on the sands and shades it with parti-
colored portable awning Everything being
ready, the mistress throws off her mantle, losses
it to her maid servant, and stands, a beautiful
picture, on the golden sands. She IS
incased in light-red merino from ner neck
to her knees. Her arms and lower limbs
are covered with silk Of a glove-like tightness
Her short tunic is edged with lace. Her lustrous
black hair is unbound and floats out on the wind.
Her bathing man, at her command, lifts her up
in his arms and carries her with stately step
into the sea until he is knee deep. Then he sud
denly plunges her under big breaker. She
comes up with sputter and the usual feminine
shrek. Arsene smiles and speaks to her assur-
ingly. He submerges her no more. but gently,
floats her over the waves for five or ten minutes,
and then carries her out. The ready maid then
throws the capacious Turkish robe over the wet
form, and Arsene once more takes up his charge
and hurries with her into her own apartment at
the hotel The maid follows and assists her to
make the toilet with which she will at night
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! Abbott ana Her kiss Back nom europe.

AeWs1 orK Speciai.
Emma Abbott returned yesterday on the
steamer Amerique. She brought with her a
ruddier complexion, few pounds of extra flesh
and dozen trunks full of French fnery. The
wonderfully named Partisan parasol she carried
set off to advantage the laughing face that
smiled welcome to her husband. Mr. Wether-
all, who was waiting on the pier with out
stretched arms and yellow cab. AS the gang
plank fell into position, she rushed to his EN-.
kiss Then she stopped, looked around to mark
the effect upon the envious crowd, and catching
her breath hard, went through the operation
again and again with increasing success. To the
uninitiated it really recalled the tapping of the
waves against the dark side of the vessel Sat
isied with having driven one-half of the male
spectators wild, and the other half into conve-
nient saloon, she released her Graco Roman hold
and led the way toward the yellow cab Miss
Abbott said she had been studying very hard
abroad, and incidentally had devoted her ener-
gies to buying score or two of Worth's gowns.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
R.adnnad Ratas

To Clinton County Fair, Frankfort, Ind The
Louisville, New Albany & Chicago railroad will
sell excursion tickets to Frankfort and return
at greatly reduced rates, August %, % and g.
A special train on the above dates will leave
Union Depot, A. NJ; Massachusetts, venue De-
pot, ITO A. NJ Returning viii leave Frankfort
545 p IL Reduced rate tickets will also be sold
August % and 20 for II o'clock noon train.
All tickets good to return until Saturday, Au-
gust 30 1884 RoBT EMMETT,
District Passenger Agent
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
cleveland Cannot Hope for election.

st. Mary's Institute Journal.
No man with Clevelands bad record in private
life can hope for election at the hands Of the
American people. The religious and moral ele-
ments in our fife are too powerful to admit Of
such result. The chief reason that Aaron
Burr's memory is held in execration is the record
of his lecherous life The people cannot be
brought to favor any candidate for public honors
whose licentious habits preclude the possibility
of his representing the best estate of American
manhood in the presidential chair. The Ameri-
can people will not take kindly to another Burr
The only chance of success for the Democracy
IN the coming election lies in the withdrawal Of
Cleveland and the substitution Of statesman
with clean heart and clean hands The Demo
cratic party is rich in great men who would
honor the presidential Office, and who would be
well-nigh certain Of election,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
one Of Two Things Must be- Done.

Catholic Universe
The imperative conditions must be understood
and consummated; Cevelands withdrawal from
the ticket or his vindication before the country
That candidates personal character is not to
be questioned. if not the argument of mercen-
nary or of blind partisan can only mean that
moral character is not to be weighed in trusting
and honoring public official Tosuch as have de-
generated into that contention we have no reply
to make; no party could discipline us into such a
tenet
The virtue Of our women is the basis Of the
family, and the family is the corner stone of
state. We dare not present an nebriate in wine
and lust as the mould of American reform the
-exemplar to our youth, and the candidate for the
most exalted post within the gift of our galaxy
of proud commonwealth.
is the habitual enemy of woman's virtue-so
charged, so uncontradicted- be eTthroned
above all the virile purity of this land, and in
stalled with executive mastery over all this
broad confederation Our manful American
boast of respectful homage to our women could
never be repeated during his administration.
What an insult to party that contains the
pure and statesmanly Seymours, Thurmans and
Bayardsexalted in private as in public life.
Some sapless Democrats demonstrate that
even Republican newspapers are reluctant to
ventilate this Cleveland story.
We wish to unveil no mans private vices
The best of us are frail But for Gods right
arm extended to all who seek it, our scorching
passions would wither every virtuous inclina-
lion as the midsummer sun dries up the drop Of
dew. Neither would we constitute ourselves
public tribunal to pass sentence on strictly pri-
vate guilt; but a candidate by that fact iaunts
his personal record in the public face, and then
the right and duty of the elector are as clear as
that of the father of family, who protects his
Preside from all evil contamination
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tie effect when alleged BY influential Christian
journals, against an irreligious man OF the
world, is probably fatal when alleged against
him. And in this case, it must be remembered,
the main facts are admitted and fully estao'
lished
The final truth is that the only chance of
Democratic success in the present campaign
lies in the course indicated by the Independents
The withdrawal Of Cleveland and the substltu-
ton of Allen G.. Thurman's name on the Demo
cratic ticket would make sure a victory that 9TH
erwise is hopelesslY thrown away. .
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Advice to Mothers.

Mrs Winslows Soothing Syrup should always
be used when children are cutting teeth 1t
Eeves the little sufferer at once; it produces
natural, quiet sleep, by relieving the child from
pain, and the little cherub awakes as bright as
a button 1t is very pleasant to taste 1t soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays all PAIN re-
lieves wind regulates the bowels, and is the best
known remedy for diarrhRa, whether arising
from teething or other causes Twenty-Five
ea,,te u hoftlA
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25

pIainant. The editor had charged that Dudley
had issued a certain political circular to depu-
ties to control the election. The suit never came
TO trial, as the Sentinel published retraction
and paid the costs Of the case and the complain
ants attorney fees.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
The Testimony Is Agalnst Him.

Boston Congregationalist,
If it were true that Governor Cleveland could
be shown to have abandoned evil courses seven
or eight years ago, and to have lived since, and
t. be living at present an upright life, very
many people, while not failing to condemn that
past sin and to regret that any candidate who
has such dark fact in his history should have
been nominated for the presidency, would refuse
to bring it up against him now. The question
whether he is man of correct life at present,
therefore, has the utmost Importance. Upon
this point testimony differs but the weighto Of it
certainly is adverse to Governor Cleveland.
The authors Of the various refutations declare
that he is not corrupt and, of course believe so.
But their testimony is neither more sincere nor
more weighty than that-even leaving out Of ac-
count the Buffalo Evening Telegraph and the
Rev. DR.. Ball, whose evidence has not been dis
credited-of numerous other gentlemen, minis
tiers and laymen, in Buffalo and elsewhere, who
contradict them squarely. We should be more
than glad if we could see our way to believe the
rsfutations, but we are constantly receiving new
evidence on the matter, and the better oppor-
tunities our nformants seem to have had of
knowing the actual facts, the more emphatic is
their testimony against Governor Cleveland.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
HOW they Received tho News.

Boston TfanBcrlpt
Bank officer 1t is my painful duty to inform
you, gentlemen that Mr.. Bland, the cashier, has
disappeared and his accounts are from SO, 900
to 100000 short Chorus Of directors: s'The
.ingratev Bank officer: HE is, indeed. The de-
posters Directors: 'sOl dash the depositors!
We weren't thinking Of them. but of ourselves,
man; we are thinking Of ourselves. The villain
ought to have notified us and given us a chance
to dispose of our stock before the thing got out
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Make a Note of This,

Lewis Dessar at his well known establishment,
Nos 120 and 122 South Meridian street, has just
received an unusually large stock of heavy win
ter suitings of the latest and most approved
patterns and from the best manufactures In
this stock is special line of corkscrew sutings.
to which the attention of buyers is directed No
house in this market can honestly compete with
Mr.. Dessar in the superior qualities Of these
goods, which he offers at bedrock prices.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
divorce Law Is Afghanlstan.

: "
It don't pay to sue for divorces in some eli.
mates. An Afghan woman asked the Amer for
d divorce because her husband was growing
bald headed. The verdict WAS that the head
should be anointed with sour milk, that the
won an should HEX it off until the scalp shone
again, that then she should ride through the
bazaar on donkey with her face astern, and that
the husband and wife should dwell in harmony
We think the Ameer has got hold Of the proper
end of the divorce question.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
The Famous '.sun'' Cholera medicine.

From the UrlginaI Keclpe.
Take equal parts tincture cayenne, tincture of
opium, tincture of rhubarb, essence of pepper
mint and spirits of camphor. Mix well. Dose,
fifteen to thirty drops in wineglass of water,
according to age and the violence of the attack.
Repeat every fifteen or twenty minutes until re-
lief is obtained. This medicine has stood the
test Of forty years
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Young MenI-Read This.

The Voltaic Belt Company, of Marshall, Mich.
offer to send their celebrated Electro Voltaic
Belt and other electric appliances on trial for
thirty days, to men young or old) afflicted with
nervous debility, loss Of vitality and manhood
and all kindred troubles Also for rheumatism
neuralgia paralysis and many other diseases.
Complete restoration to health, vlgor and man
hood guaranteed. No risk is incurred as thirty
days trial is allowed Write them at once for
illustrated pamphlet free.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
After the Election.

San FrancIsco CHRONICLE.
Harperis Weekly, after the election, will find
itself in the same predicament as the pretty boy
who was kicked in the face by mule In an
swer to his question will recover, father2"
the old man said: Eyes, my son, you'll get we'll
You won't be as pretty as you were, but you'll
have sight more sense
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
easy Money.

Atlanta Constitution
The New York Times talks about ''the CON
hnued ease Of money" That lis good OF course
ease but too much of that sort of thing leads to
paralysis. Capital will find it conducive to health
to keep moving
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Hence These Tears.

Milwaukee Sentinel
It would have been money in the pockets of
the Democrats if they had never welcomed the
independents The Democratic party didn't
want Cleveland, anyway, but listened TO the
persuasive tones of the Independents. There
fore this grief
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
A Demand nom the west.

DUBUQUE Ga. Telegraph (Dem.J
What method the committee will adopt to pro
mote Democratic success in the West we do not
know; but, in view of the admissions Of the Buff
falo Courier, it would seem that the best way to
promote Democratic success, both East and
West, would be to secure, if possible, the with
drawal Of Mr.. Cleveland from the Democratic
ticket and the substitution for him of a man
whose personal record viii not require either
apology or defense.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25

BEAUTIFY the complexion. and remove pim-
pies, spots, burns, scalds. stings. chapped lips,
prickly heat and all irritations Of the skin by
using Glenn's Sulphur Soap. In cases of govt
and rheumatism it is also very efticacous.
Young heads on old shoulders produced by
Hills instantaneous Hair Dye
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
a sound Lesson.
Philadelphia Press.

PhiladeIphia Press
The dangers which have Slapped other ciyiliza-
tions threatens ours. No sounder lesson could
be administered than the public proof in this
canvass that the conscience of the American peo-
pie holds WORTH c. Us t sTUsv cad s5-
bewail her confidence and trust in his faith
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
niffsrinn with : Poet.

New York Mail and Express
The sweet poetess, Jennie Maxwell Paine,
sings Of some delightful spot which lies in 1.-THE
hollow of hills to the west of june That sort of
place may suit poetess well enough, but give
US a spot located on mountain range as near
as possible to the southeat corner of the middle
Of next week
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25

THE finest mayonaise dressing for all kinds
Of salads, cold meats. raw tomatoes. picked sal
mon. cabbage, etc, is Durkee's Salad Dressing.
II is besides, more economical than home made
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
why They Love Him.


National ReDubIcan.
Gov. Cleveland believes in elevating the labor
ing man by keeping him at work sixteen hours
day, so he cannot find time to think about get
ting discontinued with his lot. That is why the
workingmen love him So
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
One Of Their BIunders.

Philadelphia Press.
The Democratic still-hunt in Maine this year,
so far, consists in mutilating gravestones after
dark. But it is Just like the laundering old party
to run up the price of the things they will stand
most in mead of
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
a Horse Of Another Cclor.
TX Commercial Advertiser.

New York Commercial ADVERTISER
The Independents so far have neglected to
hold an indignation meeting to protest against
the 10 per cent assessment levied on Demo
cratic office holders, in the name of reform.
This implies that they only objected to political
assessments when they are exacted by Repub-
licans.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
No Sinecure.
Washington Post.

W abnlngtOn fOst-
The Ohio and Indiana papers are demanding
rain in tone that brooks no denial The chief
of the Weather Bureau is finding that his place
is no sinecure in campaign year.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
A Campaign of AIutes.

Chicago Tribune
less, and their supporters are not in the mood
for talking. 1t appears to be campaign of
mutes on that side.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Cleveland,s Composition.
Milwaukee Sentinel.


to the woods he broke into a district school
house and stole girls composition on the dig
nifty Of labor, and used it as his model
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Suggestion to the vigorous defenders"


1t is reported that Hendricks and the Indian
apolis Sentinel are connecting vigorous de
Tense to that libel suit Before they undertake
to tackle Blaine on this issue. they would dc
well to practice fighting a buzz-saw under the
Grseco- Roman rules
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
Delaware Bushels.

The Graphic.
Five million bushels of peaches are the esti-
mated crop iii Delaware As these are Della
ware bushels the cropis greatly oyerrated
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25
An Experiences Of Four Years Ago.

Washlnglon Special to Phadephia Times.
II Colonel Shoemaker enjoyed the sensation Of a
libel suit in the campaign Of 1880. Colonel Dud-
ley, then United States marshal being the com
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25

''RoUaH ON Pam Quick cure for collie
cramps, diarrh@as aches, palms. sprains, head
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-08-25

DoN'T hawk, hawk and blow, blow, disgust
ing everybody, but use DIR, Sage's Catarrh Rem
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And Will Then Retire to Private Life.
Atlanta Constitution
Mr.. Hendricks is not disappointing his friends
He will be heard from a great many times be-
fore the campaign is over.