Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-01-12

brood out Of their beds, says she can
not understand why children are called
the rising generation.
No disease will trouble you if ynu
keep your blnod pure. your kidneys
strong, your bowels regular and your
mind clear by an occasional use of til
great reviver and supporter Of health
and strength known rs Dr. Guymtl's
Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla. It,
plaiSe should he in every mouth Its
merit should he known by all
There is Il sound reason why there
are homes in our meat and stones IN
our land. A world where everything
WAS easy would he nursery for babies,
hut not at all fit place for men.
Celery is not sweet until it has felt
frost, and men don't come to their per
fiction till disappointment has dropped
II half.hundred weight or two On their
toes. Who would know good horses if
there were no heavy oads.--John
Ploughman.
DR.. Duncan's Vegetable Liver Pills,
better than blue mass or Calumel
They are mild and pleasant. Try
them. For sale by all druggists. X
Go West-hut not without a bottle
nf Wildrr's Chill Topic-a guaranteed
cure for Chills and Fever. 8
A man who had seen good deal of
qnarreling over wills, recently left this
legal document for his friends toperusc:
"Thi. is the last will and testament
IF me, John Thomas. | leave all my
things to he divided among my rela.
tons. anybody makes Il fuss about
anything he isn't to have nothing"
II we could speak in tones of thun
der we would use our voice to advise
the people everywhere to get at once a
hottie of Johnsons Anod,ne Liliment
As preventive ofdiphtheria, pneum' .
MIA, congestion, and all dangerous
thront and lung diseases its value is
priceless. For sale by j. B. Ritchey.
Two young city ladies in the country
were standing by the side ola wide
ditch, which they didn't know how t.
cross. They appealed to boy who
was cunning along the road, for help.
Whereupon, he pointed behind them
with a startling air, and yelled
"Snakes!" The young ludies crossed
the ditch at single bound.
Certain parties have been for years
flooding the country with immense
packs of horse and cattle powders which
are utterly worthless. Dent be de-
ceived by them. Sheridan'S powders
are the only kind now known in thi'
country which are strictly pure. They
are::very powerful. For sale byJ. B
Citchey.
Better than Quinine, Duncan's Chill
Tonic, it never fails. 75cts. For salt
by alldruggists, g teg LAS
The-great canti.lever bridge Ovel
Niagara river was opened and testet
on the Goth ult., by running over i
twenty locomotives and twenty-fou
cars loaded with gravel. The cars ex
tended from one end Of the bridge Il
the other, covering both tracks. Their,
was no apparent detection. Level
were taken at intervals by commits
sion selected from two hundred engi
neers present, who will report upol
their observations. Ten Thousand
spectators witnessed the test. --Southerl
Lumberman. -E
Palpitation Of the heart, and Swim
ming in the head cured by DR.. Dur
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine
For sale by all druggists.
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Char
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions {
; the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment
For sale by all druggists.
"Good morning, children" said a
l Austin physician, as he met three
four little children on their way
school land how are you this morr
I, ingf"
1--WE darsn't tell YOU" replied tn
. oldest of the crowd, boy Of eight.
> "Dare not tell me?" exclaimed Il
e physician. Sand why not?"
e "Cause papa said that last year
-, cost him over fifty dollars to have yc