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Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
Custom House Night Inspectors.

The night inspectors are appointed
to prevent smuggling, are uniformed
and armed, and are authorized to stop
and search reasonably suspected per-
sons who may go aboard or come from
the vessel. Their Office is by no means
a sinecure. It involves Watching, ex-
posure and fatigue. The Cuban steam
ers have been won't to bring men who
inclosed cigars in rubber bags and
threw them into the waters of the lower
bay. Confederates in boats then picked
them up, placed them in express wag-
ons waiting on the shore, and then
drove rapidly away. There is some
thing contagious in the glee of wide
awake officials as they relate how they
had watched unseen the whole opera
ton until the wagon was ready to start.
when they seized the reins, and landed
the spoils at the seizure room. One
French steamer, notorious for snug
Cling by dribblets, when searched by this
force, was found to contain thirteen
hundred bottles of spirits, which it was
intended to send ashore bottle by bot
tie. Tins about an inch deep, and fit
ted to the body under the armpits,
have been taken from the bodies of men
who were thus stealthily bringing in
valuable bay oil. One dealer in human
hair, who died in possession of about
5000, 900, was detected in illicit impor-
tations under the shirts of his agents.
Another vivacious fellow, belonging to
French steamer, rejoiced in profit
able trade in kid gloves secreted by the
dozen in his immense boots. Sailing
vessels are watched by special agents,
whose duties are irksome enough to
render special supervision by superiors
a matter of positive necessity. Dealers
in contraband goods, scamps who live
by their wits, and unscrupulous traders
of many kinds tax the resources of hu.
man ingenuity and craft to the utter.
most. Logs of foreign wood, cunning.
ly excaveted and packed with cigars O,
spirits; cases of boots and shoes, in the
heels of which watches and jewelry are
hidden; miraculous trunks, false a.
Machiavelli; being thinly hollow or
side and end, top and bottom, conceal
ing laces, hair, trinkets, ETC., ETC., ar,
among the common devices of ingsniou,
| frao.hnntara
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
A Wonderful Artesian Well.
lFrom tho Denver News. !

Denver has struck another bonanza,
900 feet underground. 1t does not
create as much excitement as the Pis-
gah mountain fraud, but the sickly dem
liens of the foothills stand show of
being benefited. It has been shown
by analysis that the water from the
900-foot vein of the artesian well, to
which the county commissioners are
sinking in the court house yard, pos
sesses the same properties as those of
the lannon's Spa water in Germany. It
is impregnated with carbonate of iron
and carbonic acid. It Is free from all
organic impurities, and contains, fur
ther, many of the most famous qualities
of curative waters. The water flows at
the rate of 2, 100 gallons per diem, but
its pressure elbows that it can be raised
in pipe to the height of 100 feet
above the surface. The main flow
yields 5000 gallons per diem, and can
be raised seventy-one feet above the
earth,
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
WHO Has a Stomach

Of which he or she can truthfully say, ait was
never out of order" There are some human "in-
teriors' whose digestive powers seem akin to those
of the ostrich. Yet it may well be doubted If even
they have not felt passing dyspeptic qualm at
some time or other Thousands less lucky, the
chronic victims of Indigestion, have, although the
Inherent weakness of their stomachs seemed an in
superabe obstacle to recovery, eventually regained
complete digestion by the of Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters, foremost Of American tonics and cor
receives. The tone and activity of the liver and
bowels are likewise increased by this highly accrcd-
tied medicine, the purity md efficacy OF which long
served to augment But NV ps with the Btters
system no longer weak may bid defiance to malaria,
md resist other causes provocative of Ill health
me rheumatic, and persons suffering from mac
uine source of relief
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
THELAsr Lay OF THE BAoHE1on

/ am dyeing. barber, dyeing,
Ebbs the gray hatrs' grayness fast.
have lad stroke Of fortune
Since visited you last;
Let thine armchair, soft, snnnort ,,,a
Hush thy talk and bend thine ea,
Hearken to the great heart secreis
Thou, and thou alone, must hear
Though my Scared and wrinkled foreheaa
Bears It's crestfar towards the crown.
Though my wrecked aud shattered svstar,
Is getting mighty near run down. 'em
1notgh no glttteriug youth s,,rrn,,,ao -,
Prompt to do It's masters vii, ne,
must marry like hero.
UT remain bachelor still.
Lot no leap years. seryile m,n,o,s
-, NOOK the lion thus laid low.
iMns ' no wolnan's kand that slew him
WAS his own that struck Ina b,ow
hear, then, pi]lowed on thy cusbions
Ere MS star fadEs away.
ne VINO lies stretched out before tbea
WIN be married Saturday. '
am dyeing, barber, dyoine-
M, harkl my old companion's CRY.
iney are coming-quick, my hais br,sb
Let me face them ere tlye.
An. no more amid their pleasure.
Shall my head exulting swell.
cocktails and Havanas puard tbea
SINGLE oiessedress, farewell!
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

CONSIDERABLE excitement was caused
in Philadelphia, one day last week, by
a rumor that the Keely motor was able
to stand alone. Investigation, however,
revealed the fact that it was. leaning up
against the wall in thecorner, while the
great inventor was feeding it stock out
Of large, strong basket. Burlington
HatOkeye.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
Don't You Do 1t,

Don't suffer any longer with the pains and
eches, Of Rheumatism, which make life bur
den to you. Relief, speedy and permanent can
be procured at the nearest drug store, in the
form of Kidney-Wort. Eltridge Malcolm of
trated with Rheumatism and Kidney troubles
and was not expected to recover. The first
dose of KidneyWort helped me. Six doses
put me on my feet, it has now entirely cured
ME and have had no trouble since"
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
.RoudH on pain" porus plaster for Backache
Palns in the Chest, Rheumatism. 25c

MEN sMANs Peptonized Beef Tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nutri-
tsoAs properties. 1t contains blood-makng,
force-generating and life sustaining properties;
Invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration and all forms Of general debility;
also. in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
work OF exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard
Co., proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

ANY lady who desires further information
than can be given in the limited public space of
newspaper columns can obtain Mrs. Lydia e.
Pinkham's pamphlet "Guide to Health, +" by
sending stamp to Lynn, Mass.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

A REMEDY that has proven itself never
falling cure for scrofula and all nervous dis.
orders must quickly cure less terrible blood dis
eases. DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sarsa.
parilla is such perfect blood purifier and
strengthener OF bodily functions, that it cures
the above diseases even when Hot Springs and
all other treatment has failed. Remember, il
Is absolutely free from mineral poisons, and
Will not injure the most delicate constitution.
Its use will make you feel buoyant, strong, and
well, and will rid your system OF all blood inn
purites and every internal and external indica-
ton of disease.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

tsS"A Thing of Beauty. The most brilliant
shades possible, on all fabrics are made by the
Diamond Dyes. Unequaled for brillianCy and
durability. 10c. at druggists. Send &c. for so
Sample Colors. Wells. Richardson & Co.,
Burlington, vt.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

MURDER will out, so will the fact that Carlo,
line, a deodorized extract Of petroleum, the
natural hair renewer and restorer, is the best
preparation ever invented and excels all other
hair dressings, as thousands of genuine certif.
Gates now IN our possession abundantlY prove.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

ALIENS Iron Tonic Bitters correct acidity OF
stomach. All genuine bear the signature of J.
P Allen. Druggist, st. Paul, MINI.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

THERE have been set out in the beds
in the Boston public garden this spring
$4,000 pansies, $4,000 daisies, 500 for
get-me-nots, and 1900 Canterbury
bells. These, with 1000 tulips planted
last fall, make most brilliant show.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

The authorities of Paris intend to
establish an agricultural school in AL
geria for the INDECENT children and
waits of Paris.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

DIVORCE is the suspension bridge
that leads from spring bonnets to good
cigars.-Pittsburgh Chronicle 1eie.
0ra1h.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
Ara You Disconrared

RouGH on dentist" Tooth Powder, Fine
Smooth, Cleansing, Refreshing, Preservative.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

Tkfo 1VU 11IbCUuTHS6U! ~
Has your physician failed to arrest the dis
ease from which you are suffering? Are you
losing faith in medicines, aud growing alarmed
at your condition? Then give Compound Oxy-
gen trial. Write to Drs. Starkey q Palen,
iloS Girard Street, Phila., for their treatise on
Compound Oxygen. Sent free.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Drug gists sell it. 25.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

The short, hacking cough, which leads to
consumption, is cured by Piso's Cure.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

Horsford's Acid Phosphate.
MAKES A COOLING DRINK.
Iuto half tumbler of ice water put tea
spoonful of Acid Phosphate; add sugar to the
taste
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

,"RoUGH on tooth ache" Ask for it. Instant
relief, quick cure. 15c. Druggists.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

PIso's Cure for Consumption Goes not dry up
a cough; it removes the cause.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

ROBERT GRIFFIN, of London, says
the world will not be able to hold the
population in thousand years from
now.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12
n Ln.t Fa,th h. pnxsician..

There are innumerable instances where cures
have been efecsed by scovilrs sarsaparilla, or
Blood and Liver Syrup, FOR all diseases of the
blood, when they had been given over by their
PHYSICIANS. 1t is one Of the best remedies ever
offered to the public, and as it is prepared with
the greatest care, as a specific for certain dis
eases, it is no wonder that it should be more
effectual than hastily written aud carelessly
prepared prescriptions, Take this medicine for
all disorders arising from impure blood. It is
indorsed by leading professional men.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

PATENTS ;rS'on Ta4mas i Simpson, sp na was,, H.
Tor patent until obtained. Write for Inventors Guide
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1884-06-12

SKINNY men. "Wells Health Renewer" re-
stores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, I'm.
pofenre - -. - = =
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

WANTED First class solicitors for several OF the
w finest md latest serial publications. Adfre 3,
j, U. Bee office. 1921
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
Mr.. Arthur o Good President.

Chicago Herald.
Instead of abuse and revilement Presi,
dent Arthur should receive the common
dation of all parties for the dignity with
which he has borne himself through the
campaign. The harsh words now used
against him in many places are due to the
evaporation of disappointed politicians
who would willingly see the high Office
which he holds dragged in the mire OF
party strife if thereby they would be the
gamers. MI. Arthur has held himself
above the contention of ambitious men,
and has not once forgotten the duty that
he owes to the people. 1t is of more i'm.
p~ortance that the presidency of the
U lied States should not be degraded
than that any political party should
triumph. In refusing to use the great
great power intrusted to him to further
the ends of any party Mr.. Arthur has
won the enduring regard of every body
but the few who would stop at nothing
TO achieve success. He has been o wise,
courageous, upright and courteous msgts.
trate, who has honored himself and his
country. Ii all his Successors have an
equal regard for the dignity and RESPONSE
bliity of the place, the country will be
fortunate indeed.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
HENDRICKS AS A PRovIDER

The telegraphio dispatches from day
to day are overburdened with the utter
ances and movements of Thomas A.
Hendricks. We are told In one difpatch
that Gov. Hendricks is already over.
loaded with applications for appoint.
ments under the new adminis,ration.
and We notice that he has been express.
ing his opinion in favor of this one or
against THAI one, in a manner which
would lead the average mind to con-
clude that Mr.. Hendricks considers him
aelf in a position to disburse federal
patronage with a very liberal hand, and
in a way to suit himself. Mr.. Hendricks
has given assurance that a dem,
ocratic negro, who WAS in.
suited every time he visited the
committee rooms, shall be rewarded at
the proper time. All that will be neces-
sary In his case. says Mr.. Hendricks, is
to mention his name when the time
comes. AS to Mr.. Shoemaker, editor of
the indianapolis Sentinel, Mr.. Hen.
bricks thinks that he ought not to have
the Indianapolis postotiice, as he already
holds the lucrative position OF prison di.
rector. Mr.. Hendricks has not forgot.
ten that Mr.. Shoemaker was q friend of
Mcdonald, and criticised Hendricks
conduct towards Mcdonald. Hen.
bricks reserves the postofice for a
cousin, and he is credited with having al
ready picked out Congressman Lamb for
United States district attorney.
Now, it occurs to us that this man
Hendricks is a little previous. When it
comes to the distribution of federal
patronage, even in Indiana, Grover Cleve-
land may have a word or two to say,
and We suspect that, Notwithstanding the
result OF the election, the beat of feeling
does not exist bstweenthese two statesmen
Thomas A. Hendricks has always been a
eouble.dealer In politics. He went to
the Chicago convention at the head of
the Indiana delegation to secure ths
nomination Of Joseph e Mcdonald to
the presidency. lie made the ncminat,
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
German Postal Kilograms.
st. Louis Globe Democrat.

st. Louis Globe-Denocrat.
The German postmaster. general has in.
troduced another practical innovation in
the service, namely, that of allowing tele'
grams to be thrown into the letter boxes,
more especially into those attached to the
mail cars on railway trains All that is
needed Is to write the message on paper,
mark it telegram" and attach the tariff
rate in postage stamps, and when these
stamps are not at once to be had, these
messages may even be sent unpaid or in.
sufficiently, in which case the transmits
sion fec is to be collected from the party
receiving it, or If the same can not be
found, from the sender. This facility,
however, only holds good thus far for the
German empire, exclusive of Bavaria,
Vurtemberg and of foreign countries.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
WESTERN CATTLE INTERESTS.

There ia no industry in this country
that Is of more Importance to-day than
that of cattle raising. 1t has grown very
rapidly In it's extent, and has assumed
mammoth proportions. 1t has not only
made fortunes for those engaged in it but
it has given a wonderful impetus to va
rious other branches of Industry.
1t seems strange to US that the cattle,
mems convention now in session in st,
Louis, is really the first national conven,
ton Of the kind ever held. There have
long been subjects of tie utmost i'm.
portsnce that ought TO lave been dis.
cussed by the cattlemen in such a COZ
.vsntion, and those questions ara now be
ing thoroughly considered. One Of these,
of course, is the fence question. The
stockmen will naturally apply to congress
for legislation on this subject. They
claim that the lands which they occupy
and which they have TO a great extent
in, are valuable only for grs2lng
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

The West Point Republican says that Ed,
ward Dodendorf informs II that his company
have at last secured the lease Of the Geo.
7 Davis farm, c insisting of something over
f,ur hundred acres, which lles hftsen miles
north est OF Fremont aud ten miles south OF
Sc ihner THIS is the farm upon which Do,
dendort q Co discovered coal oms time since
while h III Z q we'll When down 1t the depth
Of fifty feet they b red through an is incn
2iincb VII wS @ M n'. .sd brorgh ANY AZ tso va =
enty feet the third VEN, tht'ty.tso inch
thick, was discovered. This lower yein was a
very superior "a ljty e coal, II hoped tie
prospect viii fully meet ha expectations &
the owners. a ii ~st.class coal mine in thi,
state would he e b naDza u the people gem
orally.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

ing speech ic< Mcdonald, voted for him
inst once, and then entered into o con.
spiracy with Ben. Butlr and John
kellfg TO betray Mcdonald and
knife Cleveland by himself becom.
thg a candidate for the presidency.
The treaoherous plot proved a failure,
and then Dir. Hendricks sought and
accepted the second place on the ticket.
During tho campaign when the Buffalo
Telegram made the famous Halpin ex.
posure, Hendricks wrote a letter
apolcgizing for being in ouch bad com.
pauy. The conduct of Hendricks, who
wss not the choice of his party in Indiana,
cannot be forgotten by Cleveland or Nc
Donald. Tho friends Of Mcdonald now
insist that he shall be given a cabinet
position, and it Ia not unlikely that
Cleveland will very favorably entertain
the suggestion. But even If Cleveland Is
willing to forgive and forget, it is not
likely that he will place the patronage
of Indiana under the control of
Mr.. Hendricks. Under our peculiar
system vice. presidents, as a rule, are hot
of any more Importance than q fifth
wheel to a wagon.
Hannibal Hamlin did not control the
patronage of Maine when Lincoln was
president, and Schuyler Colfax, under
Grant, did not carry the Indianapolispost
office in his vest pocket. AT a later day
Henry Wilson, who was a man of great
national fame, nevertheless was
outranked by Ben. Butler and
Boutwell, during the second term of
Grant. Still later Mr.. Wheeler, who did
a good deal of fishing, under Hayes, did
not fish out any Offices for his friends. 1t
Is needless to say that Arthur had little
or no influence with the Garfield admin
istration and would have been no pro-
yider for his ofics.seeking friends had he
not himself become the chief dispenser of
patronage. 1t would seem therefore that
the cousins, nephews, and aunts of MI.
Hendricks have a very slim show In the
national grab-bag, unless they can get
come other man to endorse for them.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

WILL HERMAN, former editor of the
Okolona States, in an interview al
Springfield, Illinois, regards Cleveland'r
election as ''rebuke to the boys in blue
and the vindication of the guards in
gray" remarks that sit rings Liacoln out
as a traitor and rings jeff Davis in as q
patriot" and announces the southern
programme after this wise: "We pro.
pose to make the name OF Lincoln and
his hirelings q stencil In the nostrils Of
mankind. We propose to r~evolutionize
the government and model * after that Of
JEFF Davis" 1t is to be hoped that this
blatherskite does not represent the sentl
ments of the decent element Of the demo
cratic party.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

Iowa has just adopted several i'm
portant amendments to her constitution.
Hereafter general elections will be held
in November ins, cad of October. The
Legislature is authorized to provide for
grand %juries of not less than FIVE, nor
more than fifteen members, or 1t may
abolish the grand jury system entirely.
A county attorney is substituted for the
district attorney, and judicial districts
may be r~eorganized and their number
increased or diminished at the option Of
the legislature.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

The Republican finds fault with THE
BEE because on the 18th it published a
paragraph to the effect that the Union
Pacific ought to reduce it's hospital as
sessment to % cents a month, when an
order making that reduction had already
been promulgated" IN the 18th. The
fact is that neither the public nor THE
BEE knew that any such order had been
issued until it was "promulgated" through
tho medium of this paper on the 18Th
General Manager Galloway evidently
knows how to reach the reading public,
and especially the employees of the Union
Pacific
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

SENATOR ANGUS CAMERON, of Wiscon'
sin, is reported by the Chicago Tribune
to have said: 81 am not a candidate for
reelection, because l have held the posi-
ton long enough and prefer hereafter to
attend more to my private affairs. l am
in doubt as to who my successor will
probably be. Fairchild, Spooner, and q
lot of others arc anxious to take my
~0lace."
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

The report that Grover Cleveland en-
the eve of election bound himself in
writing 10 the railroad kings to prevent
any railroad legislation during his term
as president is almost incredible, but his
vetoes of wholesome anti. monopoly legis.
lation enacted by the legislature of New
York leave very little hope for any relief
through the national legislature by Mr..
Cieyeland's assent,
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
Great Man for Luck.
Npm NnrL Wnrld

There Is no end to Mr.. Cleveland's
good luck. 1t turns out that an eccen-
trio rich man of Pittsburg made a will
several years ago making the first demo-
cratic president a sort of residusry lega-
tee. BY this document Mr.. Cleveland
will come into the possession of about
$50, COO for the use and behoof of the
democratic party and the perpetuation of
democrsti, principles.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

SEVERAL paste pot knights who have
fought and bled with Congressman
Weaver continue to taunt THE BEE over
It's loss of influenza in the late election.
In view of the fact that Weaver fell five
thousand behind Blaine and Logan in
this district it would seem as if his rural
ROSTERS had very little cause for crow
ing.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

IT seems that District Attorney Parke
Goodwin is still on a still hunt after City
Attorney Connell's scalp. 1t is said that
the Notwithstanding for the suspension
of Mr.. Connell was in the hand writing
of Mr.. Goodwin. The next time Mr..
Ford introduces a resolution let him put
it in his own chirography.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
THE thirteen distillers of Chicago

THE thirteen distillers of Chicago
were notified by the city collector yes.
terday to pay their license fees, the su-
preme court having decided the validity
of the ordinance imposing it. They
for two years-$l,0 600 apiece. - Chicago
Tribune. 10Th.
How about the test case pending in
the Nebraska supreme court
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20

The Omaha postofic CO is being invaded
by rats and mice, as is evidenced by let
ters and newspapers that have been par
TALLY chewed up. We would sugsest the
employment of a democratic cat to clean
out the invaders.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
Gnawing n File,

Detroit Free Press.
Kansas grasshoppsrs have come to life
after being boiled for two hours. and We
don't see how they can hurt ST.. John
much By calling him names and clubbing
his dog.
Omaha daily bee., 1884-11-20
slLeCsrNAsRncs whNrA

WANrED-A partner With $500, to take half in.
w terest In q we'll established ami fir. t.class pny.
irg business, Coed chance to make money for a
lie man. address o. IL, BEE office, Omaha. 8il-22p