The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1884-10-09
Ned Treats Of Evolution thinks
1t is More likely as to the Neg

Mr.. ToMsRN; It's q very leetle larnin /
has but some how las hankerin artor
nowlidge, has. Now the plague is big
larned folks Is too high abuv us fur our
comprehension and folks NV no larnin
nows no more Ell we does 80 heres the rub.
You know we larnt in the primmer book
how tho Lord he made Adum outcn dust
NV the erthe and maid Eve outen a rib
what he tuck and ciit frllm Adum while
he wus i'll or deap sleap and such larnin
has been onto satisfactory TO l,s pore un-
edicated mortals in bygon times.
But see Il great man Of larnin and q
doctur of oavinitry has beon publishin
pamhet on Everllshun and shown up
now way as to how our grand gratc grand
daddys got here by Evolutin. Now this
proses of ovcrlushun means fur sum big
thing rs or man to climb up and grow
Jrum gencrashun to genornshun out NV
small berginin as IL oystar. 1t is
| strange noshum how oystar c.ln keep on
GROWN till it got ,nd walked talked tuck
pOsis,on of the arth and all animals and
things on it. Graduclly shaped itself
frum age to age until it had nil it's limbs
and parts fixed up pullin in this limb
and lengthing that until it WIS tixt with
feet to walk on hands to wurk owes
tor soc, mouth to talk and so on. The
talkln part tho maid small progress until
Eve WIS invented and her tung WIS by
mlstak hung in or midel in place uf at
wun eond and 30 it went bell clappur like
until what WIS Mt first jabberin got to be
tnlkin. The fllrst wurds Adum tried to
lurn her WIS yes and agreeable wurds
but she turned herself to say no, | will,
won't can't, shanr; 4tlrd 4tlrd sslll sslll this this kind
NV denyin wurds. We hav no dout Ad.
um made up all the ruf bad cuss kind NV
wurds and Eve made up the sweet purity
wurda. But of this dervin is currect
they kept on everlutin ontil it is with us
as it is.
Now eff wun little thing like oystar
could everlute into us rs mon other leetil
things would bc sure to foller suite 80 it
is esy to see how the tumbel bug would
everlute into or munky becase both Nv EN-
nr nlwase tumblin round and rolin about,
and serpose tho tumbel bug everluted on
to munky it more esier to see how the
munky everluted inter or nigger and
when it gifts this fur l am prone ter ber-
leeVe III tho thory of everlushun. It was
30 esy fur the tumbol bug to chang inter
a munky havin turned the use NV his
hind legs when he was n rolin his pro-
vishuns and his fore legs fur hands. I
say 1t wns esy but when that mmky got
whar bananners and cokernuts crowd and
lived thar ho crowd bigger and bigger frnm
generashun to generashun ontill he got
to be er ohimpansy and he tuck anuther
stride i'll everlushun and the ohimpansy
oum out er nigger. But frum living sew
raj thousan yers in tho air har had crowd
all over tho chimpnnsy 40 when he got el
step ahed and everluted onto nlgger the
nlggcr he rubbed the har off hisseIf cept
on his he'd and they everluted agin and in
few generushuns was slick alover like
our niggers.
But the animul hada tale and it we're
IN the way as they sot down, 80 it be-
cum fashunable with the niggoy wimmin
to have short tales and nlgger woman
ls tolern the fashuns as blindly ns our
! white wlmmcn.. So they pinched OFF the
tales NV the nu born she niRgers,
they did ontill like the Chimes small feet
they burgun to breode without tales at all.
heV notised as prufe Of tho everlutin
thery they hns much NV the tumbel bug,
much Nv the munlly, much Of the chin
; pansy in them yit and always will hev.
They is kind Nv imutatin brutes and will
be fur n milyon years to cum. They hev
, such hankerin arter rolin thing away,
stealin auGhidin it. Why I've notised
= our Old cuck pattin corn dodgers, and it
is zactly like themotion NV on tumbel bug
; tixin up his daily bred
> In this line of evumshun I am er be-
leever am and that's atzactly how the
niggor cum here he did.
But these big Dervins nro powerful m
maxim OF believers and mischief makers
Chey are. Sum NV them thinks joiner
swallowed the whale and sum nv them
has it tother way. They think they can
show how the camel got tnro the nedil's
eye--hut have to say the load wus tuck
from his back and sum say he was greas-
ed with palm oil. J. hev cum to the Gun
cIHshun 1T would be hest to say no mat
ter how us white men cot hero we is
hear--and had best look to the futur
rather then the past. 1 am tho or be-.
leeV@ IN everlushun so fur rs the nigger
goes. 1t wastumbel bug, munky, CHM
pansy nigger, that's the way they cum,
end If ,bey g%en as they is going sins
freedumE cnm for few ages they will
revolute bNckards and the rase will nm
Niger, Chimpany, Munky, Tumbel
Bug and thlr will be the eend thats NV