New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-29
THE TALK or THE DAY.

day seeing an eiephahe
In the GOOD old DAYS Of the monarchy IN France there
- Lou, 70 the ef sct that any woman who by means
q, rod mr. white paint perfumes, essences artificial tee
aI.e hair cotton wool, corset- bo0pS' snoest"h
biah heels or false hips, should seek to entee any MAN
ubiect into the bonds OF marriage should DE pf"seeu
ror witeheraft and declared INCAPABLE OF matfihohy'
Women nowadays exercise the same "''''' W.
men. but they not prosecuted Tor IT,
number Of Chinese farmers in MERGED County, CALI
fornia have begun to ealtivate tue opinn-y lelHhs
noppy As they making success Oh H. II Is Misery
that others will follow in their steps
The new uniforms of the Russian Army are so se'Fe
simple that they almost ugly Even the unie-hopoe
metal button discarded the fastenInSs Oeis N'O" ~
ewes hidden from sight.
Ia t,aromboda the Mexican female brgand, VINO was
recently shot was q beautiful woman not more thah
thirty years Of age Her plan OF operations was 20 '
passa ,e in diligence eaptivate the passehg'rs WIN ~
charms and then at the first opportunity SHOOT 'h',
dead She was known the "she-dey OF the CoioHe''
The female members Of the Connecticut saly alton
~ 80 irsnvs uDon which Il the inscription: " DeaI
~ the World" and those who have seen tAen d'h
wonder at it.-lBoston POST
Paris IL beautiful city, but it costs great zeal oil
money to keep So During the past twenty years moro
than $3.50 900 900 has been spent on new Streets sew"
ers waterworks and public buildings The cost OF inc
Avenue de rOpera alone was sl6,oOoOoo
prominent clergyman recently told his CONGREGATION
that ne never 70 s,S his name in hotel register
II he only emitted one swear the pea must have oeea
better than the average tOllu be'i"e N'''i -'o
[Norristown Herald
tn, Northwestern Christian Adrocdte thinks tnat tne
custom of comforting college degrees with Lam lori"
MA Is a very foolish one and declares That shinihs
bald head and Prince Albert coat are mneh nore ap
propriate for college presldcIt th'n 'ne inl0'''
tarboard and gown.
Mr. George W. Cable Is the author of the article Cd
w or,aan in the volume Of the Encyclopaedia Britain
nea Just published.
Yes my son. you look very funny with your head sand
papered You look Just IKE MONKEY IKE, v %ni' Knew luz,
about as much as yog look Because aoh mar
lington Hawkoye.
A Democratic paper Nebraska wants TO know what's
Mr. Cleveands record. Bless you, lie hasn't any he ID
not even running yeOnly lust csnterng around 10 get
view of the other follows In the race.
mastodon was dug I'D out in New-Jersey the other
day and Independent aud DEMOCRATIC conference WI.
be II his record good enough 10 run him As
Presidential candda;e.-tharford Post
Henry Labouchers says that welchers" are pretty
bad lot, the way which they are hunted on facs
courses Ike Wild beasts is dsgracefa.
The Washington Monument forty feet Of being
completed may be finished yet before the Bar
thOldi pedestal.
It was Yale that painted NewHaven red, while Har.
ward home blue. very pleasant Interchange OF
eolors.-lHartford Post
The Rev. f. W. Meany. the rector Of the Episcopal
Church IN Santa Fe NcwMeIice went there hopeless
consumptyo eighteen mootas ago. He Is now entirely
cured considers the climate the best In the world for
consumpv and taking steps 10 establish santa
rum for consumpuves IN Santa Fe. There can be no
possible objection to this kind OF faith cure
Mr. Blaine will naturally be exposed to much abuse.
but as be Is a baseball umpire. he win probably DO
let off comparatively easy.-lChiaago Times
number Of old Subscribers writing to The L0uis
re Co,rierJ0uraai To know what in the dickens ri-
poop Is.
IN. ttha NJ in
family is fraction dve and cynical old bachelor
says that the husbands the fraction over. This Is not
quite sometimes he is the fraction under.
The Golden Rule makes an unproyoked attack upon tho
Sunday dinner Ii believes that II wel-to-do chureh
members would pay less attention TO their sunday din
ners they would pc moro IN spirit on the Lords day
as one Of the most Senehcent lnsttSons Ii is about
the only meal IN the woek that our active business men
eat With due sense or lelsure.-lChrstlan Register
Mounted orieriies in the italian Army use the
bicycle, and In other Europe Is used by
maiLcarriers, messengers. telegraph boys and many
| others.
"wcl" said the city dining his country friend
Tapot or TPas,l,. L"a" oh don't st,s nave sny Of
them champagnes. replied the run friend. I'd great
Mai.
What is the matter with George Francis Traint Here
Is the campaign full blast. and he hasn't yet
with any of his soul-strring psychometrc utIsranees.
Every day It Is becoming more painfully evident that
Mr.. Blaine will not carry single European state.
If mulishness OF the NewYork Democrats compels
the National Convention TO West for Preside tia
candidate it could not do better than t. nominate Lyman
Trumbull OF illinois, Boston Herald
A green Jerseyman went TO San Francisco hotel
short ago and practical Joker put large live
rapin IN his bed. and awaited results They came I'm
the shape of soul piercing call for landlord who went
up to see what was the matter Mr Hotel Keeper
said the foreigner pointing the terrapin. I'm from
New-Jcrsey. I'm used u gainipptrs and can stand
| akth haay fn la
another room"
old battered Camr align Lie knocked at rhe door of
Democratic Organ. Being Welcomed IN Applied Tor
job. Ihad Hard Run OF Luck and would work Tor its
Board for "A while But the Proprietor mp and fell
its Neck aud wept. Between his sobs he exclaimed
Not at All Go right into the Sancsum and become tho
Editor m-Chief l'-lLincoln (NebJ State Journal
Tons OF dead fish are: floating in the Youghiogheny
River. between MeKeosport and Bradford. Penn. They
thought to have been poisoned by sulphur water
A young man In SUSSEX County Del who was fired
by his girl, sued her 10 the engagement rng
whereupon the old man brought counter SUIT against
the youth for the lights during counting,
aud also Sunday dinners consumed by him and hay and
oats eaten by his horse. Tho old man got aNereN AL"
the young one pays.-lSpringneld-R Republican, ..
writer I'm tho Paris Figaro states that ayoung man
about twenty eight years Of age fantessy dreSse ana
followed by his valet. through the streets Oh
| playing a barrel organ. lie Is Lord Somerset nj no
takos this method OF raising money for the London poor
sYThey make finn of Black Jack. But what other man
inan haek Jack entered volunteer soldier re
IL the close, ana elt IL Win inc st~As VI
! major general i-lCineinnau sun
Bricks made of small discarded .corks, now constitute
al industry OF Germany
The Republicans are spelling America with a Dig q
and Nation with etters as long US aieho"'''"' s''~'
IN action. Dayton Journal