Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-12-20


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There b : little aparfmsnt II IN
currently of The OAKLAND moIe. ssys
we Dan knncfsco Chronicle. wkcse
queerly Asserted con8enas are g apo-
sness % the trsacherous memories 81
q Passengers on the ferry boats ana
.sans The man Who dives II the
ssptns o. his pocket 10 clutch his
communication ticket and allows his
cane % alp unhecded 70 the 6o0r,
me mAfr0n Who gathers up her baby
sn0 leaves her portemonnaie on the
sea4 NE young Isdy who forgets her
parasol - an absorbing niriation with
tne ~! army o1Icof on the opposite
side o. The ferry boat, are each dis
posed 70 consider themselves excep-
Iionai victims Of circumstances. and
VII p surprised 70 learn thai the
tnrned 10 ths c@.. q .ss. s~
thousend . v~.. 5. ..s-.~s = M .SuI
than three hundrrd ! mcrsh ~ 4
rsrular avsasm IS r..s,,..i ~ 4. ..s :
10 rhese etrsv n,nrs-s;ss s... !. 9 80
Gle br0ucht n hs;r~ cs,.f.,is. .sss.s
led win fhe dsf. "a r-.s,..- ~
train or name of ho.s sra ! r.r.s,,s
descriptive ensrv m.d. In hcar
KANT fov fhat nurno.~ +, - .:s
10 sean the cnr;nns liza T.S -
cimen day of last month ana = ,.sSs.
Overslls and shirt. Winch.sssr "a. .
cane: umbreIls. shs-i. so-sI. -. /.
clothing ldirsv 4. r-r.... ,-.as 49,
ket. hrovn Ics,h.r -. ,<,h.a. 49,
nacksge n chocT.l..s ,vs.ocss. .. -,
boots. linen dnsfrr. t-o 49,
= mericzn Ovsto~ snS .sfsc.rrs.a,
um.r red lesaher h.s. sr.ssr.l.ss.S
desieuers' hooI. sre.siss ~ ;,ssrs
asyIums. SentIsmso,. chs.nrsr -
hat: new snif a. closh;,v. -;.c A.. -"
Bile. eIecfrosvne rls,.. 49, a. Al. .,-.S ~
min: ladv's seslskin nrrse
n1Asi LOSS.
q csreiui survey OF this record re-
sca,s TUG iact snat meu take the lead
10 iaPsee OF memory, with . hand
some iooting ol errant oyercoats. va
grant canes and disinherited umbrcl
iss, Wniie the geptler sex evince an
elcga.t disregard OF p0rtemonnaies,
snop sang oags a0d paTasois, But the
loser 10 not conservative individual.
ne rcveis IN eccentficities and sur
prises one OF the guild. on his way
nome from Arizona, recently con-
triouted q whole colony OF horned
toads In pasteboard box, which fig. |
ured as the sensation OF the season. |
One recreant Oaklzndcr lately left Q |
.ssse uvuI s1cA anoeI nis seal, ana
;nvsss;rs,;n, .-o - 49,. = IL sasS pssv ,.s
ths rfi}cs 6oer srd w;,h srchsa
hscls sra ssirr,ns5 ..,,. .oS
I s~s;rs, ,hs ,rv..;cn 80 's sss;. r, rs.swo,s.
I a5srsmsrs tn. rsns, ;,rncs.s.s ssis ~.
erar rscnra.d onc,,~~.d ~ I ne,,.s,a ss - -
vss,s 49,, - a. shs.., t. s.;saS "a
- vs,,sr sss. - 90 !, Trn;,sa S,s,as
honds snd c.vs;fcs,.. - a y..,sssaa n,S 4. -
oid nsrsnsna - sw;.a ,,r,s 49, " s.
-, Thf rs,L 49, -
- nd.a - ~ @ a. otss.. "a omp ap
tims ths o.ns. ~ anns.s.a 80 = 49, ~
scen. n. m.da ,;,,,e a.. .hor, M ,Ss s
mater hns nn;.siv % msda 80 ;na,,rr
,h. nss'ays ia | ..nns s
,hs,e ;as.o, @ sn~.. u sso eas1 ~
drcsor - sso0 "a ~. nhn;as ~ % Us. 80
~ [ d;s,,;bvs.d & 1.I aao,,. ~, sas,aS @ - huas
|. ror,n r.. - 49, ,s- y
th;s : mos, no,.h,s i,sss ,,rcs 80 -
;cdignsrt nars,,s vhosa .va srnssI
chiidrsn v.re nicksd nm ,.s, mcn,h
and bilIeted and recorded among oth.
er vslnables
hAD'loAL LoSHAs'
There are some habitual losers
Certain gentlemen regularly mount
the steps 10 the ONCE and collect the
articles which they have lost, with
the same dignity and precision that
they tread the church aisles on sun
day and atone for weeks delinquen-
cles, One notable gentlenan--an
Engiishman-tramps punctually into
the ONCE every fortnight aud de-
mands tue canes ana DOCKS ne mas
lost In the interim. lie is the Meme
SIS oil the ONCE and struggle
as toey may 70 paiiiate their short
comings, II 10 OF no avaii 10 the lace
0f the TACT that OF al the DOCKS aud
canes he has LEFT on the local trains
they have only succeeded IN unearth-
Ing one light bamboo stick. The
probable explanation oil this gentle
mans hapless experience Is that his
failings are recognized by some
miscreant who follows him. on the
watch to profit oy his negligence