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McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17
So she was going to be married

So she was going to be married !
to he mistress of a house settle in
London ; be able to go out into the
streets all alone, to shop or visit; have
gentleman all her own, whom she
could put her finger an any moment,
and make him take her about, even
to the opera and the theatre; to give
dinner parties her ownself, and even
little ball once in while; to buy
whatever dresses she thought proper,
instead of being crippled by an allow
ance; have the legal right of speak
ing first i'll society, instead of sitting
musnchance and mock modest to be
mistress instead of miss-a contempt
ible title; to be a woman instead Of
girl :; and all this rational liberty, do
mestic power, and social dignity were
TO be obtained by merely wedding a
dear fellow whe loved her and was so
nice; and the bright career to be
ushered in with several delights, each
of them dear to a girls very soul; pres
ents from all her friends; as many
beautiful new dresses as if enc was
changing her body or her hemisphere
instead of her name eelat; going to
church, which is a good girls theater
of display and temple of vanity, and
there tasting delightful publicity and
whispered admiration in heavenly
long veil which she could not wear
even once if she remained single.
This bright and variegated picture of
holy wedlock, as revealed to young
ladies by feminine tradition, though
not enumerated in the Book of Com
mon Prayer,so entranced her that time
flew by unheeded.-Charles Reade.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17
Miss HELEN H. GARDNER, the lat

Miss HELEN H. GARDNER, the lat
est disciple and protege of that prince
of atheists-Robert Ingersoll--lec-
tured Sunday, the 9th inst, in Chick
ering Hall, New York. After styling
the Christian religion as wicked, un-
just, unreasonable, cowardly, and in
famous, she sailed forth in this most
infamous TRADE against the hope of
the world
"a religion which says that we
should be miserable in this world that
we may be happy hereafter has false
philosophy. a religion that says that
believing vice is holier than unbeliev-
ing virtue is wrong. l do not be-
lieve in religion which sends En-
erson and Claiming to HI because
Eve ate the forbidden fruit or sends
Chastine Cox to heaven because a
mob murdered Jesus Christ. Most of
the church-goers are women, which
will make heaven a queer kindergar-
ten, in whose classes will be few male
voices, and those chiefly tenor. Wher-
ever woman is mentioned in the Bible
it is an insult to her purity. A woman
should spurn the Bible and endeavor
to destroy its influence and l mean
to do all l can in such a direction.
Jehovah stands condemned before the
bar of every noble soul. God might
have limited to Solomon in one of their
numerous conversations that he had a
few more wives than necessary. The
Bible might be kept in ones library
as curious old literary work, but it
should be kept on the top shelf.
Don't let the children get at it. I
want to do what I can," she said, "to
show women that their mercury of
self-respect must fall several degrees
when they enter the church doors"
Just exactly the relationship Helen
bears to Charles Guiteau is not stated,
but they must be very intimately con-
nected-their is a striking resem-
blance in their literary productions.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

30, ANY," said the high school
girls friend last night, ''you ought to
have seen me catch on to Gus's arm
yesterday" "My DEAR replied the
high school girl, "after your studies
of anatomy have further progressed
you will not say tcateh on to his arm,'
but Il grasped his humerus with my
phalanges.' oil City Derrick.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

the neck.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

TIE Denver & Rio Crande has just
been mortgaged for $5O,OO0,OO0 to
the Union Trust company of New
York: What it wants with so much
money, unless it is to extend it's sys-
TEN to San Francisco, is what will
puzzle the public. The probability
is that in case of such an extension
it will be heavily backed By the Bur-
lington.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

BACHELOR bald-headed bourbon
Dick of the Hastings Democrat, i'll
the travail of his soul, gives utterance
to the following piety: Sin the name
of God, what has become of the Christ
like people % And Hamlets advice
has been suggested: aGet thee to a
nunnery."
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

DIR. MARY WALKER, atdred in a
ssfull" suit, fur bound overcoat, and a
plug hat, paid her respects to the
president New Years day. Evident
ly. DR.. Mary did not swear off.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

THE Judge suggests that dudes
should wear low necked garments as
we'll as other folks. Not.a bad idea.
Their brains are already cut low in
the neck.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

DENVER seems to be the Baden
Baden of the West in gambling the
Ninevah in regard to the social evil ;
a Mecca for the invalids, and paradise
for political adventures. Thus it is a
good place for sensational journalists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

THE Railroad Gazette shows that
1900 miles of road were finished last
year, as against 11.600 in 1882, $500
in 1881, and 1900 in 1880. The
country has now over 10000 miles
of railroad in operation.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17

A MONTANA girl died from the eff
fects of an embrace. A sweet smile
played about her lips even in death.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17
RAILROAD RUMBLINGs.

On the 18th of the month the B. &
NJ. railroad company shut down on
allowing passengers to ride on freight
trains under any circumstances.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-01-17
BY OUR ASSISTANT EDITOR.

THE manageable young ladies of
Hastings have mapped out plan to
bust the bachelors association before
the leap year waues.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
7 @ahrfdetmlta ernnorSet.

Oer 28iGbrtge Oruder gbarles Saffe
tpuroe am Wion;ag frib geseu 2 u6r BON
ieinem Sreurloe, Dem Wtal6r1iiten .8eter
Bieripn, tpelder i'm 9ienite BON NonD,
Wtc0}alp 6 60. itebt, nit elmer tIaftenoen
Munoe uber benz linfen Sbr mtttelit zines
@urneD's na1 ielner 8oDuung, SEQ. 354
Se0gpidIraBe, geidafft. EroBoem dr5tz
li6e 9llfe balo CUR Steae mar, erlag Saffe
beretts 9e9en subj friib, obae iein BemuBtz
letn 5uriderlGngt 5u 6aben, ben erbaItenen
8erlebuneen. Mie Bierlon Der Srau ieiueS
Sreunpes er3GbIte, bate oerielbe AM Sonuz
tag Qlbeno ae9en 6 1Ibr Die Gnetpe beS Stas
liener5 u. Baroi an Der Siioz6 aliteoitraBe
auf einige Olinuten belu6t uto lei bann
nit Der i6meren Wunoe am &opfe tpieber
NIT inn Dor Dem Yarbi'i6en 2ocdl guiana
meEqetroffen. Mer Safe ben t0otlt9en
S6Iag uerieBt BAT, tDnnte bts iebt ntGt err
mitteIt .tperoe1t, ba loipobl Ser Staliener
4arot pte Die %iibrt9en Snloiien ieines 6auz
les ni6t betnerft babsn tDotlen, baB Salte
bon irgenb Semanoen in ieiner @trtbiddIt
angegrtffen poroen tpGre. Sic ~beDaupGc1,
er babe bte @unbe i6on BORDER ge6abt
uno mii{e tie our6 einen Sail auf elmer
iteinernen Greppe ooer bersleibeu er6alten
baben. 9o6 glaubt mat Dielen &usjaseu
utd6t.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
Grbaust it@ i'm s0ers.p

Ser 13idbrige GbarIes GileD iptelteO liens
flag 8ormitta9 nit %eini9eu Nlter8genoileu
III Dem &obleni0uppen butter Dem Sauie
ieines 8dters, SEQ. 514 W. Snptanaitr.
9I0blid tam 9fiIep ouT ben @eoauten, ieis
1len 6reul1oea eiamal gu 5eigen, tDte molt
It6 a%ufbGngt, uno legte ii6 cine Shliuge
UNI Ben 60ls, Die er at eincm Nagel in Der
Wono b~efefttgt bate. 9urd einen un>
0lii6li6en i3ufaa olitt Der Sfnabe aus uno
ftel bon letnem erh0bten Stdnopunft berab,
iooaB Die S6Iin9e It'd fcit 3uspg uno
Den ltngliidli6en erbrolielte. Die eri6redc
ten 3uidauer oieleS traurigen S0auipielS
liefen an8lterfi!ut bapon un6 iiberlieBen
i6ren SpieIgefdbrten ieinem S6idial. Die
NngeDorigen oes &naben fanoen ipGter
beiien GelDe, uno es Itelte ii6 6eraus, DaB
bas @enid aebroden NOR.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
sir Ole saeltansneanaa.

Srau s. 6. 6u9beS, gommiiiGrin fitr
bas Oepartement fit S%rnuetarbett in Der
beDoritebenoen WeltauSlteunng III Stem
Grlean5, befall0 iih leBte qSod,e bier i'm
Sherman 6oule uno bat an Die Srouen
bon Suinoi5 Elm Circular, pDer eincn 2lufz
ruf e~rlalieu, in tpeldem ite Die Srauen oufz
fDrDert. ale nab Sfrdften oasu bei3utrage1,
baB Die SQinoiler Mbtbeilung in Dem De-
pQrtenleut tDitrbig pertreter lei. 2etoer babe
bic 2egislatur fir ben 58ped feline 8elDtlz
ligung genta6t linb bes6alb milBten Die
llnfoItelt ourh 8rtpatbeitrdgc geoedt lpere
ben. SrgellD mel0e 6rauenarbeiten, Jet IS
1T Der oet0ratloell .&u1lt, Der Wtdleret, noer
6anbdrbetten, neue @rftllbungen, Glide
reten, Spinnprobutte. Webeprooufte, Gtridz
arbeiten, audi 4rooutte getftiger Nrbett,
@epidte, Qb1dn5lungen, NuflQBe, groben
Ser Shonidreibefunit, Budbalteret, itenOs
graphtlde Nrbetten, Gompolitionen, furS
bon QQem, pomtt llur Trauen fi6 gu be-
i1dfstgen pflegen, tDsrben nit Sanf entz
gescnsenommen. Ollie MrttfeI, tpeldle beiz
IGufig geiagt, foitenfret berianot unb ior8=
fa[tig bebiitet tperbeuj muiien bis gum Is.
9lopember uerian0tbereit iein. 5r0u
6ug6eS eriutt Die Stauen in alien Sopns
ul1o Counties Des StaateS, lib gu Dtgas
niiiren uro Q9enttn ansnitelen, tpel6e
Nrtifel fir Die Qusiteaun8 ian1nelt.
arbeit 1T fit que cine Nntbme nbieteit !;
ober mte 8ieIett, 1tdmentli9 Srouen. MIRO 10
gGtpereS anferle9t oaB es ltur nod zines
GtrpgDalmeS beOarf, fe llteber5ubre9et,
surnal ibre. eiseltbitn1lieb 5arte @onltitltIon
10 =lei9t III fantttoneae Storun8 QerGtb. l2tr
t6nnen SS59pen, 'OertDe ;5rantn SIRE Stiroe
i Te;Sts a1ns9 }nHatn q 95;r ~ sSRas ;9a paS 3 5nS fr 81:
fa9iser mo9en. OF. Yierce's "Favorite
Prescription" (Qiebltlt9suerorOnun9) mirb
S6rer 91erpeni9pd6e .uno onoeren Qeioen
nllb aoe1 ben Sbrem @el9le9te ei9entblm=
Iinen Qebeln abhelfen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
S0etiimer 1tt,fnM

Shon ipieoer lit BON einem idtperen I'M
fau Sl bert0ten, Der burd Die lei6tfinni9e
9anobabung bon S%0ieBnaffell perlria1t
tpurbe. Die bet0en 8rioer Oscar un0
Gtdaro !9efter, IS. be3tp. IA Sobr alt, llo
Sobn uno Otl6ael 6otie, fubreu an Sonnz
tag Wforgen gegel1 8 llbr mad Der Ortl6aTt
Ga WfDnte CUR Sa9O u10 .tparen 3u bieiem
3wet nit S6teBmaffen ret6li9 perie6eu.
Oscar Setter i6tdJe iid Hnteroeiien an,
cine 6itrbis 81 l6teBen, tpobet it'd Gin
Soup leiiles ooppetlauftgen @etpebrs s1
frI5 cntluo urb Die &aoung benz Shilkeu
IN ben Wu1o orang. Der ilnge Mann
Durbe fait aroenblidlid get6otet uno Ieine
9eid)e ipdter bon ieinen @eltolien mad Der
Wobnung Der gltern bes @et0oteten, @de
Der 81. court unb nQmanltraBe, gefa6ren.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
T55chcnf(tc1e SGlisrois Sfaafs-Beifaaae.

tion un6 i3lpangSseleBe III, 1nltB aud oagee
gen ietn, ltd lold)e @eleBe bIr6 lr9eno
tpel6e Mta6t aufballen 81 ldileH. NaS
unre6t lit, tpenr eS 6urd etic 9eleb9ebIilg
gei6ie6t, bleibt aud llnre6t, tpenn cine
ourd irgeno pelde 3ufQlle berbeigcflbrte
GolfSmebr1eit e5 GtlorDlet. 90 De11lg,
!Dic cine 8olf5me6rheit einetlt Wt1r11e porz
itretben bari mas fir cine iSrnu CT nebmen
iol,, ebenlo lueni9 fam ic benz Wtallne por>
lhreibeit, mas, ipalln 1lilo no er e11tl ltllD
"trintelt ODER nld)t el1e1 ltlto trlnten 1pl!. Us
iiED oas 0inge, bic 81 ben ltnUerdlBerllebell
9ted>ten 6es Wtenid,sR geborcn. uno Die er
De5Dalb ntdt an Staatsgeleb8ebun9en unO
BoltsmebrbetteT abtretel foiln.
Die Qnltdt, bus 0ltrb etue BolfSablItn>
mung Die Sode fir tmnlcr aus Ser Nelt
geidaf1t leiu ipilr0e, tDetleu mir lltdt.
Oenn SainotS bat, Uie llur inellige l~tnlercr
2eier mliIen tpcrDel, ldol etnln1l llber Die
Yro6tbitionSfra8c abgcitimmt, ulto Stpnr
i'm Sabre 1855. Canals dIerbings ipur0e
Der YroDiDittonS3uiGb nit ~ungeiQbr 10000
Sttmrteu ge)6lagel1. Nber odlnalS lpar
Der Staat oemotratll0, Don ctller ptrts
liden Notwithstanding mar nod
feline 9teOe geiDelen. l)eltte, no Der Staat
repub!ifanil0 lit, uito binter Der Srobiz
bition56efpegulig 6a5 !RlopnotDingt6um
ite6t, no ei1 GROCER gbeiL Der engIti0en
Breiie ipiitben0 fir BrnAibitton tn'S Beng
9e6t, 0urfte es eirten bdrteren Gampf foiten.
iie 81 i0Iagen. 3iuar audi mir 9%lauben,
DAB III Suinois nit ieiuer groBeH Deltl6gn
8ep0lferung 8robi6ition ri9t ourd0rtlz
get fonnte, unb 0aB ein oerartiger Ser
falluu9s5uiab gIdn5eno geidlagen tpcrbcn
ipitrDe, ober iel6it anaelibts lolder uebcre
SeuglIng lit aus ben o6ett angcfilrteu
@riinoen cine 8olfSablttnutNn8 ii6er Die
GrobibitionSfra8e 5u oertperfen. 0enn ,pcr
imu1er fir 0ornalunc einer 8oltSabitims
mung ittmnt, nilr0e oaoUrh S~lgeben, OaB
Die Webrbeit 6as gtedt bate, Die Ofin6erz
belt ibrer unperGuBerIi6en &edte 81 be-
rauben.
Die oblisen unb fiirltliden S60nbeiten
@lropas itno .. S. 6. Nper fur ieiueu @air
Gigpr ST nitbt 9erin9em Dante Derpai@tet.
Gur9 biele5 Wtittel aaeiu f6unet iie oaS
9aar, bteien natIrItden S9mnd, wei9,
5Qrt unO QlQl13ell0 erbalten,
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
Gtne s5ae a,af @rSett ft..a SD.

Gt.te @3ue attf GtSen ftttS @ds
faeGtDotoe4s+ Ger, pet9er rni9t baran
leioet, 9iaubt eS ni6t 1per lie uber bat, per-
itebt unS. 29arum oas Neioen perlan9ern,
10 LANCE ANAKESIS, oaS beriibntte $oeilz
mittel oes DR.. r. Silsbee, III 0etnem Sez
reid lit ? 0u branAlt teiuen Eorratb oauon
Su tauieu, bepor OH es lelber erprpbt bait.
P. Neust@dter SEQ, Box 24l6, NewYork,
lenOen Dir ouf Nerlan9en f%Oftemfret cine
Yrobe. Genuge oo5 menl9enirennOlideAn z
erbieten Der %9euarnten 6irna. Gid BON
Oeinen GuafeH ST. b%efreten, ooer On p~erlterft
bQs Jedt 5n tla9ell.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
umieren NbDnmentem

tit SAinOiS, SnotAm0 t&tso Sofia,
tueI@e Die SainotS Staats3eitnn9
tti6t re8eImdBi8 erDatten, f0mmst
tuir Ieioer feinen Sroft 8eben, Oa
ipir mnS oMrG an9citeGte Rrobem
iiDerseH9t baber, DAB eS fpibbIs
bti6c NOitmcttfer ftuo. WelAe 1sus
Sere Scitmm9 abft1tltO atmtcri6laz
0et.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
Staot Cblraao,

9crr 0eor8 S3ttGert, 0eneraIs
2s9ent asao Correspondent Ser ecSAtz
uHtS StaatS = Seitmu9, beSuAt
geGeta&p&rtt9 &entMGy, S~eumeiTce.
WssfTiftppi, @IAbaat9 It, Georgia.
t1nfcr 2t8eHt 9err O. g. sobuGe,
bcrctit 9esento6rti0 Californian.
Sregon gSGfDiwgtoW SerrttorO,
ntaD, 0Uoatt"8 a1mO So@0o-
1tnfere 3et1cmOem beimden ee8e,s
tUartig foI9enoe Staaten:
SEER SEQ. g. 0tofgotu. @eent
4tao GOrreiponOent oer Sa. Stats
%seituat9, 6eia@t S4inOts ttno 91sii=
iottri.
serr g. q, Gcuutan SnStana amS
CDto.
SEER sbeoaors 9tatber Go1os
raOo.
SEER SO. S. @spper1e, Satnols.
9err Sobn Sealing. 20 Norb 9eIapare,
StraBe, indianapolis, Sub, befreite ith
bur6 ben @ebrau9 pou Or. Quouf
&0nt9's 9a mbur9e Gropfeu Don
an6altenDem sEIeber
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
Sser fas,s. giraer ,perSen2

@~tngetpanberte MfGnner f0nnen nur8Irs
ger merben, tpenn ite poliGbrtg 3. b. Il
Sabre alt iinO, uno
y Sinf Sabre I'M 2anbe gene Ell iin0.
(Nusgeuommen Die, tpel6e in Der Bunoesz
Qrn1ee eeotent uno etnen' ebrenpouen Nbz
itDteo erbalten 6aben. Sci tbnen 9enii9t
l0on l Sabr) uno
p 8enn tie 3pei Sabre borber bereits
ibre2lbIi0t 8irger gu tperoen trnb 9%egeben,
5. b. bas iogenannte erite PGpter erlangt
haben. (9luSgenommen O~ieientgen, tpel6e
Dor benz uoGenoeten abt3ebnten Sabre eIn>
9eipanbert iinD; liz fOnnen 9let9 Oos log:
atpeite Yapier erbalten, na6oem tie fu1f
Sabre i'm 2anoe getpelen.)
3 Seine B%iirgerpapiere brau6en S0bne
bon @ltern, Die naturaIiitrt tpurOen, ais tie
ielbit nod min6eridDrig lpareu.
A. Seeleute fDnren l6on in Belt bon bret
Sabren Surger tperoen, tpenn tie otele :3ett
btnOurA auf Der &auffahrteiz Tlotte oer8er.
Staten 9eoient nno or ; / ibre Qb1t6t,
8lrger gu tperben, funogegeben BADEN.
Dies sur 8eanttportun9 aler in 0le1er
SeStebung Oil uns 9ert1teten Sragen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
.6orSforo's 9tcio Mhosnhate

Sebr 5uTr%le0enltelen6 bel @ribl aIiung.
,oa @t' e Sb + sobe g ~ 9sSI ,,t1 gistsOit, n :i1a !,
ietnen 8irfunsen sefnnben, numentli9 BEL
Der @ri9lafung oHr9 AlcOboItsmHs.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27

- QIm Samitog Nbeno tpurbe Die bteSz
iabrige Snoultrtee NusiteQurg gel6loiien.
Die rnternebmer itno init Dem @rfol9 oerz
ielben tpobL 3ufrieoen. Sotpo6t Seiu6 unb
@innabmen tparen sr0Ber, ais poriges
Sabr, unO man idlG9t Die 3abl Der 8eius
cber ouf 1851 900 dn, ben Setrag Ser Gtns
nabmen aNf $50, 900, oOer $4,000 rebr,
ais Die ltntoiten. unb bod tit Die @elelI>
ihaft 10 arm, oaB fie Der Staot feline
Wfiet6e be3ablen tam!
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27
Sic D1rtn6Gt9fte cnOeWtIf@e &raufz
belt

Son allen enbenii6en Fronfbetteu, ;. +. 8rnnfbeiten,
bic aus urla6cn satIte3en, pel6e Der Sertli6feit i6res
@ortommems et9en limb, lit S6itte(feber BET Der 9s
w6bnli3en @ebanbluns nit i6weietiaurem Gbinin bic
bartna6tsite. Sener 8efd6rlt6e ArSnetitoff merSt ri6t
bic SranfDet aus, iOnbern b~eieiti9t aui etne 3eit lang
bic Nuidue unb bot, 10 nett man meiB, nod, mic tEre
@teOerfebr nertiitet. SOtetter's @ a E NJ
bttteres bogeseH rOttet Die Setme Der &rantbeit aus,
bebt ibre eutieeltd i~GipaGenben unb Nerpen ri6itternz
BEN gSirFun9en ouf ben Or9aui5mus auf uno perbitet
bic Ian9e GeiRe pom uebeln, mgl3e nt6t nur bic @raufz
belt lcIblt nit lid briuqt, louoern wel6e aud SolaeH Der
raae9en se6rau6teu Ar5neiitOife limb, llu3tet6 biclen,
1T es l&mat9olt nno on5cnsbn., ni@t WlOlrEid. linz
Slei6 oieien, bat e5 Oauerrb ~betllame 8trfnug, un6
uuslC;9 been. lit e5 unaefdbrltd. @S 9tebt iberbie5
fetu Superldl igeres Setlmittel 9escn 6artletbigtett,
0bengattsnus, Se~6erbeI3@erOen, DtagenteiDeu unO
@ntfrdItung.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27

*** 9eittige Sranfbeiten beiber @el6le6s
ter. 9lei0piel mo6er riibreno, sriinoli@
furtrt. Wtau aoreliire: Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical Association. Buffalo. n. Y.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-27

= Die Nbams GrpreB 50. bat ii6 err
boten, &letoer, S0nittmaaren Ii. 6g[., Sic
fir Die Nb8ebrunnten in Carthage, u. g.,
beitimnt itno, fpiteufret gu bef0roern.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1884-08-08
4 Rear that nolted.

man named Ed. Wilson was bfonghl
into the Sisters Hospital on TUESDAY
| from a camp in the timber beyond 1ius'
ter to be treated for injuries received py
falling from tree into which ne MAJ
been chased by wounded bear. Inc
way it occurred was this He ana an
other man were ehopping wood N thg
timber west Of Gloster. While Sd engaged
Wilson looked up and saw a huge bear
placidly contemplating them from 7
distance Of about fifty yards. The bear
was sitting upright, with its arms
apparently folded, and seemed much
interested in their manner of cutting ana
splitting cord wood as il it might nave
some notion of going into the business
itself When deserted the bear was
standing perfectly still, showed ms signs
Of hostility and was simply and only an
interested spectator
The wise thing for the men to have
done under the circumstances would have
been to leave the bear alone. So thought
Wilson's companion aud he said as much.
But Wilson thought differently. lie had
Winchester rifle and, noticing that the
bear had white spot in the centre OF its
breast just the right size for nice mark,
he said he believed he would take shot
at it. The other advised him not to do
1t and became suddenly conscious that he
was wanted at camp. Wilson looked at
the bear again. 1t still sat motionless
and the white mark on the breast looked
50 tempting that without more ado, he
raised his gun, aimed and fired. But
instead Of hittidg the white, which would
have been a death shot, the bullet struck
the bear in the shoulder The wound
did not cripple the animal much, but
served to suddenly enkindle in its breast
an eager desire to eat a wood chopper.
The next thing Wilson remembers he
and his companion were doing the great
tree-climbing act, with the bear within
smelling distance of their heels. Wilson,
IN his excitement, climbed upon a limb,
which was too weak to bear his weight.
The limb broke and he fell. The dis
ance to the ground was about thirty feet
md he came down bang on top of the
)ear, which ON account of its wound, had
)ecn unable to climb the tree. The Jolt
which the bear had received from the
me hundred and seventy pounds of fall
ng mortality was to it new feature in
and it startled the animal
o that it did not wait for further partic-
liars, but fled in great alarm and soon
disappeared in the woods. Helena hide I
en8eRt.
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