The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1884-08-22
Mr.. Nasty Goes on Mission TO Missis
sippi.
CONFEDERIT y ROADS,
(Which is in the State NV Kentucky

I ' , 4
August, ,, 1884.
In view NV the fact that the radiklc
Republican party (Which may the devil
giD is maxim howl over the unfor-
chnit audience that hev happened in
Copiah county, Miss, and i'll Danvllle,
Nirginny, resutin from misunderstand-
ms ez to the rites of Radikels, black
and white, to vote at eleckshuns, lit wuz
deemed advisable for me to visit Mis-
sissippi, and seckoor SIGH eXpreshns
from the citizens nv Copiah county ez
wood disarm the opponence NV the
Dimocrisy, and satisfy the minds nv
the people NV the North that life, liber-
ty and the pursoot OF happinis wuz jist
ez sekoor Their ez anywhere.
| wuz received with open arms by
the leaders NV the DimOcriSy nv good
old Copiah (Which is trooly the banner
county nv the state) and wuz most roy
ally entertained. | wuZ assined room
at the prinsipe tavern, the proprietor
Nv witch wuz willip to do his best for
the COZ.
II shall contribbit my sheer toward
carin for 700 while 700 are here" sed
he urbanely.
"Let us understand czech other, to
begin with,' sed |. 81 am willin the
committy shall pay 700 regler rates for
my board, and yoor contribushen be
wat little sustenance | shell require at
yoor bar"
The acoot landlord looked me over
keerfully, his eagle eye restin on my
nose, which is trooly beekun lite.
eve will revers the arrangement, eff
Sc al
the committy's payin yoor board, and
given 700 yoor likker, the committy
shell pay for yoor likker and III give
700 yoor board. See? Thus | shell
claw oil the lee shore of bankruptcy"
And he remarkt that all he wood
want in order TO own the world in the
course NV few yeers wood DO about
twenty such noses eZ mine to keep il
loominatid, pervided the owners there
NV wuz well heeled in the matter nv
money. "But," he continyood sadly,
'its one NV the inscrootable DEGREES nv
divine Providence. that men with SIGH
volcanic faces never hev the money to
keep up the erupshens. 1t is becoZ it
took all they inherited and all they Good
git hold nv in their yooth, to perdoose
the blaze. Mysterious are the ways NV
Providence! !"
The first step wuZ to call meetin Nv
the Dimocrisy and hev EN- resolve.
The resolooshens wood go forth to the
world ez the eXpreshun NV the people,
and the thing wood be settled. The
Ineetin wuZ called, and | statid its OBJ.
jix BRIEFLY. ! sed to EN- that the venal
Republican press he'd spred it broad.
cast that no Republican Good vote in
safety in COpiah county, and that the
effect of SIGH statemence wuz injoorir
the COZ. | wantid the DimOcrisy OF
Coplah county to brand the statement
eZ talsehoOd and authorize me to sc
publish it to the world.
Various citizens made statemence
One citizen lailed at the lice.
Why" sed he, call men dooly quail
flied vote at our poles with jist as much
safety en- they Good anywhere. The
Dimocrisy of Copiah county believed
in ekal rights and ekal privileges. We
woodent eggsackly hire carriges to bring
Republicans TO the poles; becoz they
are Republicans, but they hcv allus bin
permitted to vote the same ez tho they
testified their devoshun to the Dino
cratic principles on the field in the
IaHhb NV COllitueTdlt dIulleb.
After one or two he'd borne testi
mony to the same deliteful state nv sen
timent, the follern resolooshens wul
yoonanimously adopted:
Whereas, The press nv the Repub
lican party, witch is all venal, isl becol
III onpleasantness arisin from a polit
ikle discussion, ledge Matthews VA.
uncondishnelly shot, hez branded CO.
piah county ez a place witch is intoler
ant to everybody not nv the Democrat
io faith, and
Whereas, These lies hev bin spread
broadcast over the land, to the detri
ment nv the county, and ez a reason
for not electin that pure patriot Hen
dirk, witch we admire, and witch should
hev bin President, instid nv Vice Pres
ident, ez he is nominated for; there
fore, be II
Resolved, That every man, no mat
ter wat his race, kulor or politikle Greco
may be, allus hes he'd, and shei allu,