The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-08-02
SOME HOT WEATHER TYPES.


AS | came down town this morning in
the elevated car | saw several types of
humanity. In the corner sat IA handsome
man of forty six or fifty, dressed Ia
mode Everything that mortal can de-
sire is at his hand. lie is rich by inner
itance, and, because his brain understood
of the greatest financial institutions of
the globe. Everybody admires, respects
and envies him. But he isn't happy.
Why? FoI two reasons. The bent of
his mind is toward the law He wonid
have made famous patent lawyer. He's
fond of legal problems, and loves to de-
the general; but circumstances placed
him on a different plane and in IA differ
ent sphere.
The second reason will surprise you.
Although he goes to church regularly,
carries his wie's prayer book and con-
fesses in the most solcmnly emphatic
manner that he's ''miSerable sinner
and all that sort of thing. lie has his
doubts. His mind isn't satisfied, and he
isn't SO constituted that he can put off
investigation until the day of revelation
renders it unnecessary. He leads per-
| fcctly square and domestic Ilfe-but lie
would lawfully enjoy Il Bohemian ex-
istence- Two influences pull at him con.
tinunusly. Tac necessities of his res
ponsible position compel him to he one
of our first citizens, an entirely solid
m IN, but the lnnainss Of his nature un
cea|ingly suggest, Go it, so it . why
don't you go it ~
| The other man seemed one continuous
blotch. His cap was threadbare, he
wore no collar, and his thin, buttonleSS
coat was pinned awry. His trousers
We're thin and torn, and his stockinglrss
feet we've diversity clad, one in an old
boot and the other III a slipper. | am
| glad you don't have to see his face-hiS
bear eyed, red nosed, thick lipp and
pimply face. He stood at the foot of tie
steps leading to the station, IA picture OF
frieud!ess desolation. Imagine the rap
ture that poor fellow would feel if he
were to be told that tomorrow morning
he would be changed externally to the
condition o! the unhappy man before de-
scribed Queer world As raised my
English umbrella 70 Protect my dear
head from the piercing rays OF Il rcd-hot
sun, and my eyes caught u glimpse of
the dirty wretch, put Il full stop to my
grumbling, astouisned his nibs 10y an
unsolicited quarter (with which he long
since amazed his coppcr~) pushed along
been as merry as Il bird on an egg ever
since.
A FASHIONABLE PREACHERS DGTIFS
often lind men who are dissatisfied
with their sphere Of work. but rs Il rule
| they are feilul whom IO'uinr could
suit. | think myself would have had
an easier time in lie il had been G. t
out as a fashionable preacher. can
imas Inc nothing easier. ! would have a
large stone church, il superb organ. @"I-
ge'nS music and wax c.,udi lights. |
would preach on Sunday at quarter past
8 1t uight, giving Il musical "prruara
ton with good homel, instruction ut | |
in the morning. What c"u d be pleas
antcr? Nice people, attractive mnsic
sincere and earnest talks oE life, based
on practical observations and ,xpelruc
| in human: nature. continued with 50 coo
annual salary. ought to satisfy Il fellow.
| would then have time t. marry some,
bury others, give gnnu advice Ia thouS-
andS and work reforms III public iiS,itu-
ti"ns. There is one pirt only of the hard
work would delegate to my assistant.
couldn't visit the sick. Why? Be
acuSe | cant bear tie ul,,SrnrsS of a
"sick -ro"m.' 1t may lie silly but it's Il
comfort the m"urnerS, but when it came
to seeing and talking with tie sick folks
I'd have To beg oil.
But the charms "i journalism are great
and ever increasing. Tnc work is hard,
but delightful. The hardest work is
editing other peoples matter. rne fcl
| lows W ho sit at desk day in and day out
night in and night out. aic the ones to
pity. Popularity speaking. man is an
''editor' who writes editorials Profess
sional men know better. The man VIII"
| gives tn the public consents and opiu
ions, and is Iesp"r Sihle for them. is the
editor. The others are writer's, and :he
men who read, revise aud correct what
the writers prepare, are assistants to the
editor.
Great journals are like individuals. each
having it's popularity. In New York the
tendency is towards one man power in
every line of journalism. The H,,aM is
owned by one man, Mr. Bennett. who
by the way, is expected home shortly tc
take his position as commodore of the
Yacht Club. The Times is almost en-
tirely owned and is absolutely controlled
by one man. Mr.. Jones' who is ON the
other side of the ocean. The SIN. al
though owned by a company. is virtually
owned and is absolutely controlled by
o 10 man. Mr.. Dana. The IrtIune is
owned by IA company, but ma jointly o
its shares are held aud controlled by on,
man, Mr.. Reid. The " orld is uwut Il
and controlled by Mr.. Pulitzer alone.
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