Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-09-24
WE aver the borrowed kiss
Gives the longest, sweetest bliss;
Stolen kisses oft are spurned,
Borrowed. have to be returned.
-1orHHgr HOWutTiuee1


THE Conundrum Club has just constructed
the following answer, but have not had Il 4 e
TO build a question TO meet IT. lone Is Jer-
sey mosquito and the other IS Mercy, just
quit, OH IN. J. journal.
.sOH. do so dOte on the sea- she gurgled
III you only had yacht, Augustus dear :
Il have no yacht, Wnhelmina,' he sighed
''but can give You little smack" AND
then il sounded az if a cork had flown out OF a
bottle.
.'WHo saved the Unions Give US an answer
plain" \ Republican echo answers;
s.Blaine" "What Blaine, What Union did
he save? Give US an answer specific The
Republican echo answers, Union Pacific
Albany Times.
JINKs-s'Why. what is the matter with your
nose:" Finks-'It has been frost bitten"
Jinks-'Oh! come now, you have not been on
any Arctic expedition FInks-'NO, but the
other evening kissed Boston girl. '-PhHd-
dslphiG CAL.
s'ARIsE with the lark and with the lark to
bed" read s little boy from the Third Read
er i" Then he stopped a moment and eontem-
plated the picture Of lark at the head OF the
lesson. Mamma" he said. "that l&rk's toe
nails are so long ia he afraid 10 go TO bed
with him.
NEW YORK NILLIoNAIBE-"Are the girls
locked up for the night. wife, YES"
"Coachman chained;" ''Yes." HAS the pat
ent butcher catcher in the front yard been
oiled so that il works well?n Yes" well,
we might as well chlorOform the gardener
AID go to sleep."-Nelo York Tribune.
.AND now what ails you:" asked the Ser
geant at the Woodbridge street station of
prisoner brought in there the other evening
an covered with blood and dust. Politics
was the brief reply. Cant you talk politics
sir. but il was the other fellow who couldn't
Hang him! He hit me with the whole Demo-
cratic platform at Once.'-DetrOit Free Press
"Oh! ma, am so happy since said yes to
dear George" Il am glad to hear II, my
dear" II never shall forget his first kiss. He
put his left arm around me; drew me quickly
up to him; placed his right hand lovingly on
my hair and pressed my lips 90 gently.
"See here my child, you better break with
that young man why, what Tor ma ma.
"He has had too much experience. '-PaHd-
deLDhid CAL.
''IN looking over the bank book" SAID the
new boOkkeeper. Il find on a stub the sum Of
$4,000 as having been checked out, but there
is no mention Of the amount in the banks
statement, and no Cancelled check. Isn't that
rather stranger" Not very strange" said
the old gentleman. Il believe / have the
check in my pocket. es. here il IS. My
daughter was married recently, and II ngurGd
among the wedding presents"
JENKINS was in the pantry, trying to open
can Of tomatoes, and making good deal OF
unneco ssary noise about it. what in the
world is the mstter:" demanded his wife from
the kitchen. "Nhat are you trying &c open
that eau Of tomatoes withE' do you sup
pose | am trying 10 open 1t with my teeth:'
mo; thought perhaps, judging from your
language, You were trying 10 open 1t with
prayer. '-Yelr York Nal.
THE prettiest girl at Saucelito picnic the
other dav was observed to act in a most in
eXplicablc manner. She peren1ptOrIy re-
fused to dance, swing or climb the rocks
after ferns. Later in the day she was found
bv another girl weeping bitterly under bush.
what on earth's the matter, Gussie:" '.Why.
YOU see. SOphy," sObbed the weeper, Il can't
have 4 good time, nor enjoy myself bit. |
started OF in such q hurry this morning that
| forget TO put on my other stockings Thus
conscience doth make towards OF us an.'-
sun Frdacisc0 Post.