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Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
Where the Fire IS Out.

Magic 10 1roro 1 1gystery-9een
From Across the World
sHarssn q Ahgps." said Sir fAil'p Dervsl. ~had
naseersd evuey ssnsk n nasure vAieA tAe neolef
nAgic seeA1 - ftAsa- He discovered that the tr.e
of heaag b 10 assss Natuze tArou ~ TIE dis
ease-so sunnoa. - h vuS. tAe whole system %
eject TIE eneny thas has fAseened On part His
processes an isesded the renyieorasisa of the pn.
Opal Il lie"
In this tie Kastern sags merely anticipated the
practice 4 the best physicians q to-day. What life
ttseH h. nobody ksew tAea-nooody knows now-
Bat ne have Icarned sonseAing e he reasons WY
the 1ysteeioss tide rises ard falls. Provided the
great organs Il TIE bsdy are nos iepa,ably destroy
ed. medical science caa always relieve. and often
save. Yet reputable physician now adAeees to the
barbarsss and stspid processes of depletion. ssch -
bleeding. By which Il vas attempted to care disease
BY reducing the pateats ability to resist it. Nova
days do not tsAr down the fort to help the gai-
son-we Strengthen It.
In this infellgent and benefcient work. il 10
ceded that PARKERsS TONIC leads all other
medicines Az an iavigorant il acts immediat '
and powerfully upon the circulation and the organs
Of digestion. Thus giving Nature the assistance she
calls for II follows that all ailments Of the stomach,
kidneys and liver are at once relieved or cured. No
other preparation embodies the same qualities or
produces similar results II Is delicious Use. and
the best known anti-intoxicant Price Soc. and 81.
HIscox Co.. New York.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
nALLoWELL.

The Knickerbockers have stopped shipping
ice from here for the present
Mr.. A. d. Niles desires to say to the per-
son advertising that his coat was lost from
his stable, that the coat was never iefs there
but can be found ia certain store on Water
street where he LETT it.
The wire factory il going to start up AGAIN
Immediately to work up the ssock nov IN
process for the bene1t Of the creditors-
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

The Fort Popham skating rink is almost a
fac simile of Capital rink this city. Mr.. J..
A. Fairbanks, who is manseer, will have a
gym store in the structure. 1t is filled up
with waiting rooms, and an apartment for
skates. A neat little pamphlet is soon to be
issued descriptive of the attractions Of the
rink
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
Bucklen.s Arnica s.lve.

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Burns, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Germs. and all Skin Eruptions, and
positively cures Piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by Fuller Drug Store, F. G. Kins
man & Co. decld&wly
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

Mr.. w. H. Gilbert of Albany, Ga, under
date of May Z, 1884, says; Mr.. Brooks near
here has an eating cancer on his face which
had nearly killed him-every one thought he
would be dead in short time as nothing
seemed to stop the ravages Of the cancer. He
commenced taking Swift's Specific two
months ago, and it has had a wonderful effect
on him. He was yesterday so far recovered
as to be out at his work, and seems in fair
way to get entirely we'll.
Treatise on Blood and Skin diseases
mailed free.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 3, At
lanta, Ga,
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
SIXTH GRADE GRAMMAR.
City Personals.

Miss Clara W. Allen ON retiring from the
corps Of teachers of the Cony High Schooi
was the recipient of fine set of Thackery's
works from The pupils and teachers.
Mr.. E. E. whitten has been appointed act
ing freight agent At Augusta. in place OF Mr.
+. H. Walker. who 10 to give his entire
attention to the passenger department at this
station.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

A Blaine and Logan military company is
to be organized Immediately in Augusta, and
the names Of the members are now being
booked 1t will be a uniformed company,
and when necessary, employed to escort
distinguished visitors to and from the station.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
Every Woman In the Land

owes it to herself and her family to take care
of her health. When she finds her health
failing, and debility and weakness, under
mines her strength, her surest and best rem
edy is Kidney Wort. 1t builds up the gen.
eral health. keeps the secretory system in
perfect order, regulates the Kidneys and
Bowels, and enables these important organs
to perform their natural functions in throw
ing of the accumulated impurities of the
body. junelOfeod&wlw
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

The next meeting of the Maine Historical
Society will be held at Brunswick on the iitn
prox DIR. Lapham and Hon. J. W. Bradbury
were in Portland this week, to make arranee-
meuts for the session.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

The water in the reservoir Of the Augusta
Water Co. is getting low. Patrons Of the
company should use due care and not waste
. the liquid.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

Mr. Benjamin c. Robinson, of the firm of
cooy, Robinson & Co., died at his residence
on the east side last night at 1890 O'Clock,
after an illness of two weeks.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

State street is to be sprinkled the present
summer, much to the pleasure and comfort
Of residents on that thoroughfare. A 40
hog.head tank is to be built to supply water.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

The late Miss Mulliken bequeathed $1,000
in her will to the Unitarian church; also a
like sum to her brothers widow, Mrs. Frank
MulIiken Many of her friends were remem-
:bered with s25 each, or valuable presents.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

..The Plumed knight, Augusta, Me-" is
the address frequently seen on letters passing
through the Augusta Post Office.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

A-The Commencement Concert of the
Hallowell Classical and Scientific Academy,
will occur Tuesday, June 30th, at Wilson
Hall. Hallowell. For catalogues or further
information address the principal I'd
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
His slippery Glass Eye.

"The Squire" says the author of ''The
Hoosier Schoolmaster," ''wore one glass eye
and wig. The glass eye was constantly
slipping out of focus. and the wig turning
around sidewise on his head whenever he
addressed the people Of the Flat Creek Dis
trict" Sad spectacle. Parker's Hair Bal
sam preserves and promotes the growth of
the natural hair. 1t also restores the natural
color to hair which has faded or become gray.
Clean, elegant, beneficial, highly perfumed.
may7W&S&wlm
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
REPUBLICAN eAUeus.

p.r.blIcan voters al Augusta ere rsquested
IL IL. a Heooian Hail o. Tuseday evening, Jsne
z. ~. Il II O'Clock fce re pspese q sleeti.s
y "a. ~ Jupe 9oth. Per orde1,
A.eusta, Jsne 10. 1854 I'd
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

The citizen who patronizes the railroad Is
,uzzling his intellectual powers to keep run
nf the trains.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

If any of the readers Of this paper are
growing deaf, let them get at once . bottle
Of Johnson's Anodyne Liniment. Rub well
behind the ears and put a little into the ear
with feather.
Il would seem that the commonest kind of
common sense ought to prevent man from
buying trash, simply because he can get =
big pack for 25 cents Sheridan's Cavalry
Condition Powders are strictly pure, and are
worth barrel Of such stun.
iune24t&wlw
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
Business Notices.

1-Baldwin's dry air refrigerator, the best
thing out, at o. Williamson's, sole agent,
No. 6, Union block. Augusta If
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

Councillor Locke of Portland, was in the
city yesterday. He attends the commence
ment exercises at Orono.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

From Lucius S. Cony. the well-known Black
smith.
While at my work, that Of blacksmithing,
exposed myself to drsusht and took Sc
we're cold. Hearing 90 much said about To
gus Cough Mixture, sent and got bottle.
After taking few doses my cough Vas entire
" gone. Icheerfully recommend il to Others.
mar6fkvtf
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

An Augusta man has fashioned himself .
h.mmock out of barrel slaves and takes his
.esse therein.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

The Maine Central Railroad Company are
having four new locomotives built at the
Portland Company's works.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

II is reported thst > string of bass was
.,.ceutly caught at East Winthrop, weighing
10 pounds.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

Had not Burdock Blood Bitters b,en 3
remedy of unquestionable merit they would
have been set down upon by the public ~
thousands of medicines have been when their
worthlessnese was discovered. Burdock
Blood Bitters have received unbounded
praises from the sick. thus establishing their
merit beyond dispute. june23t&wlw3p
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

More mothers, more fathers, more children
made happy by the use of Jadwin's Pine Tar
Syrup than by all the other known remedies
on earth. For sale by Allen 6 Co.
apr7+&wlm
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

r,o men were before Judge Andrews for
d,unkenness yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

All of one mind-the millenium must be .,
hand down in Maine. Vermont, Massachu-
sets, New Hampshire, Connecticut, New
York, New Jersey, Ohio, all over Pennsyl
vania, and throughout the United States
The great cure for colds. cough and consumr
ton. For sale bv Allen & Co.
apr7t&wlm
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

You may hurrah for Blaine and Lincoln
from now until election day and not get
hoarse if you will only use Jsdwin's Pine
Tar Syrup. For sale by Allen and Co.
apr7f&wlm
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
From w. H. Pattee, Salesman for Easte
brook 4 Eaton, Boston.

brook 4 Eaton, Boston.
1t gives me great pleasure to say that
Adamson's Botanic Balsam cured me Of a
severe cold, to which l have been subject,
especially during the winter months, and
have in many instances recommended it to
my friends. and they have all been bene fitted
by It's use. think it has no equal as a
cough mixture. june24t&wlw
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

I. H. Kicker, of Ricker's iron Works,
Lock Haven, Pa, writes March 23d: 81
bought one bottle of your Tar Syrup and
fennd it an excellent article for colds and
bronchitis For sale by Allen and Co.
apr7t&wlm
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
aieb.

In sAh dsy. ys,e =. Beaja.ia c. Robinson. aeed
q m. nd -
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25

Having in the front yard is in order.
Daily Kennebec journal., 1884-06-25
York.

The Pepperell and Laconia mills at Bidde-
ford will shut down Wednesday night next
week and remain closed until the following
Monday. The York mills will shut down
Saturday night this week, and remain closed
during the following week.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23

on inc-ea,e il, stocks SO far as Is known, Of
lU,s40 tons. The returns show that CleySS.
land has decreased Ito production with
restriction, and that Scotland hasdecreascdi
lis production without restrletlon-and
even more fully Promising thut the re-
turns do not include stocks IN the bands
of makers IN Scotland, and that they do
not includc--as Is believed--those Of hem.
attic iron in Cleveland, We may point out
that tho total production In the first hull
Of 1884 Is 3,01l ,220 tons against 4,l3s,2?o
In the first half OF lSS3--a net decrease In
make Of l47,005 tons.
The stock OF plg Iron Oh Dec 3is. 1853, was
The production Of pig irOn the INT hall OIL 90, H.
1881
Totnl,
Deduct .tock at June 10Th, lSsi"...r..".ll2S,8i3
Total consumption Of ply Iron to;0h Of I, -. :.
June y ~ ~
lnlng ut tho ratc. per annIiin, Of ~
AgllIst nn actual consumption In 1ss3 0i-bii'i'Ah
Showing II decrease at that ra,s pefAn. ,o- *,
~ nj
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23
IdREENpRsIERt COUNTY. 3
Republican Meeting mt Lewisburg- Blaine
fiSN n and Logan Poles Raised. n!

AopuphShhp seShiHkA ut kcNispuAb - 4
and Logan Poles Raised. u
Correspondence ef Inc laidltoneef. III n ~
LrwtsDrKo, W.YA., September Ito
day, amidst great enthusiasm md tho in.
spring strains Of brass band, the shouts
and cheers Of many Republicans, there
was, for the first time in the history Of
Republicanism in Iewisburg, ,unfurled to
the breeze a.Republican flag. The Demo.
Gratis feel a, little shaky In this section, and
II appearances are not dccciving there
will be- NJ Republican grin In this Demo.
cratic stronghold. ~ =
Two poles, one G5 and the other so feet,
were raised, one OH each side OF the street,
and large handsome flag with the words
"Blainc md Logan" painted on canvass
and attached TO the bottom, WINS stretched
across Main street. On the top OF the
taller. pole Is fastened u large white plume,
symbolical Of tho Plumed Knight, md
underneath the plume is attached n
streamer.
AT two o'clock tho crowd congrcgated at
the Court House. Judge Maxwell and s.
| q. Burlctt, OF Kanawha county, were bill.
cd TO speak, but owing TO some misunder.
standing they failed to put In an appear:
ancc. Happily, We had on hand local
speakers. DR.. Vim. p. Rucker delivered
the first address. AS Democrats are SO
bitter in their denunciation Of those who
had any hand In the "test oath" and
prescription" acts, he showed that many
prominent men who hold "high places In
the Democratic synagogucs" are as deep.
dyed in the wool rs Maxwell himself. lie
gave the names OF S. NJ. Phelps, Judge
Ferguson, Hon. II. G. Davis and others
DR.. Rucker was followed by d. A. Rapp
our present candidate for the Legislature
Judge y. NJ. McWhorter, and Edgar p
Rucker, one Of our young and enthusiastic
Republicans. .RErvnLlcAS.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23
MEETING AT OLIVIA,
j. ". McIntirc, Candidate for tho Senate,
Addresses n Good Crowd. IL,

j. ". McIntirc, Candidate for tho Senate,
Addresses n Good Crowd. Il,
Correspondence Of The In!tlli9noer. s3l.i
OLIVIA, September 13.-This is little
village situated on Owen Davy's fork OF
Buffalo Creek, six miles from Manning.
ton. 1t is a quiet little place with one
store, one cabinet shop, and near by is a
fine large church and scloolhouse, at
which we had meeting OF the citizens Of
our community The house was called to
order by James Musgnvc. Rev. c: B.
Merideth was made Chairman, and J. S.
AIussave, Secretary. Mr.. J. W. Intire, Of
New Martinsville, Republican candidate
for Senator Tor this district was introduced
and addressed the meeting. Ills speech
was principally taken up in discussing
State issues. He favored the right OF peti.
ton, freedom OF speech and Of tho press.
lle wants fair trial and full hearing in
matters OF controversy; uniform assess.
ment and taxation over all the State ac-
cording to the laws existing. With his
very liberal political viewsand fine talent
we think Mr.. McIntirc will be a very use.
full man in the high branch OF our govern.
ment when placed there. 55if
We have had some frost in this locality,
but not sufficient to injure the crops. That
storm in Maine has chilled the air, and
caused it TO freeze here. We expect a
storm in this State in about a month that
will last some time. I4,i.,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23

Is'Sr that Mrs. Holmes? thought the
doctors gave her up. She looks well now.'
"Sic IS well. After the doctors gave up
her case she tried DR.. Picrce's .Favorite
Prescription and began to get better RICH,
away. heard her say not long ago, tina,
she hadn't felt so well IN twenty years,
She does her own work md says that life
seems worth living, nj last, 'Why,' said
she, 4 feel us II Ind been raised from
the dead, almost" Thus do thousands ut.
test the marvellous efficacy Of this God.
given remedy for female weakness, pro
lapsus, liberation, leucorrhpa, mornin,
sickness, weakness OF stomach, tendency
to cancerous disease, nervous prostratlon
general debility and kindred affections.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23

HAVE you kidney or liver trouble, dys.
pepsia or llcadacheP Try the DIR. Thomas
Pill. May be taken for years without pro.
ducing constituting or otherwise injurious
effects.
Warranted strictly vegetable, almost
painless and perfectly safe under all con.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23
TRAVELLERS GUIDE.

7 "A RRIvAL AND DEPARTURE OF
ADMINISTRATIONS OF REFERENCE Marks |
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showing Il decrease at that ra,s pcfAn' ,s- *
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DUFF'S MERCANTILE


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DIED,

MrRRAi-on Monday, September %, 1885, at
! o'clock r. ~, RICHARD b., son Of Joseph and En-.
ma Murray, aged years and 10 months.
Funeml from the residence Of his parents. OIL
Bocgs run, this fTuesday) afternoon ut O'Clock.
Friends Of the fsmllyare invited 10 attend. Inter.
mcnt Mt Mount Zion cemetery
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23

NERVOUS debility, indicated by loss Of
memory, universal lassitudc, constant
fatigue, vivid dreaming, unnatural excite
ments, fits Of dizziness, etc, is quickly
cured by using DR.. Guysott's yellow Dock
and Sarsaparilla. This remedy puriiies
the blood, strengthens the weak portions
Of the body, quicts the nerves, produces
dreamless slumbcr, and is the only remedy
that permanently cures tho many distress.
iul ailments resulting from nervous de.
bility, paw Z
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23

n Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice,
gophes, ehipmunks,cleare Qutbyt Rough
on Rats 15c, III N 4 -
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H., z. s G. Rnilron,

T., z. s 9. Railroad. 3;
Leave Bcl!nirc at 2:l0r n. for summerNeld. ~
.. Leave Bellnire at 600 A, ". for Summcrfled md
Anesvtlle Arrive at Bellairc, 9:l5 A. n and Pm
Local and through tickets on sale at Union Rail-
T sTaH Ges Ky Market street. at lowest te Buy
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23

A young fellow from, Omaha has been
sent to iail for hugging Chicago girl.
This is poor specimen Of justice. The
act,itsclf should have been taken rs prima
facie evidence Of insanity.-Louell Citizen.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-09-23
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET.
REPUBLICAN, COUNTY TICKET.

FOR SHERRY,
rs FRANK JOHNSON.
CLERK or TIE CIRCUIT CoUET,
CHARLES S. HOWELL.
CLERK or TIE COUNTY COURT,
". NEWT. LYNCH.
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY,
JOSEPH D. EIS0S,
AssESsoR, CITY DISTRICT,
FRED. ROLLER.
ASrSoR, COUNTRY DISTRICT,
WI. A. Mccoy.
COUNTY SURVEYOR,
CLARENCE Il. LAIRD.
HOUSE or. DELEGATE,
i, Il. DoVENER,
A. &. r. EBELlSG,
J. BARKER.
Col ". b. CURTIS.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

"What story teller Miranda's got
to be sence she went to thur 'cademy,"
remarked Mrs. Homespun to her hus-
band. "W'y, wot's the gal been
doin' now?" asked Daniel. "Doin' y
exclaimed Mrs. Homespun "w'y, she
said she must go to her room to dis
robe, as she wished to retire early"
"Disrobe and retire ?" murmured
Daniel "wot's them, MAJ" 81 dun
no." replied ma; "but she didn't dc
nothin' O. the sort. She only un-
dressed and went to bed. Did yer
ever hear O. sich p'evarication p
Judging from the sombre groan that
came from Daniel, it is safe to pre-
sumo that he never did.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25
Her FayOrite Instrument.

"Is your wife a musician ?" sale
Mr.. Grimes to Mr.. Greatheart las
week.
81 am proud to say she is a musi
clan of great power" was the reply.
"NVhat is her favorite instrument? p
"The organ"
Indeed, what make does she pre-
fer, Mason Il Hamlin's or Estey's?"
"Her preference is the nasal organ.
"The nasal organ? Why what dc
you mean!"
"Just what / say. You can satisfy
yourself of the truth of my statement
any night after II o'clock by placing
yourself within reasonable distance
of our sleeping room" ."-Washingtor
Hatchet.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

He is a young doctor and she is a
Vassar graduate. Last Thursday
evening he said to her: "Do you
know, dear, | have q heart affection
for you ?" "Have you had it lungY'
she coyly inquired. "Oh, yes; / feel
that | will liver troubled life without
you," he fervently responded. "Then
you had better asthma" she softly
murmered. Then he hugged her so
hard that he had to reset her collar
bone. The Hatchet.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

"In what sense is the term goose
egg used, George, in connection with
base ball?" "Goose eggl 1t means
nothing, Angelina. That is to say it
means a cypher. The player who
fails to score anything is said to have
made a goose egg" GLOW funny. ]
thought it meant something entirely
different" "Indeed. What was your
idea of it!" 81 thought it might be
an egg laid by some of the fouls OF
the game. Louisville Ceurier-Jour-
nal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25
Miles Under the Sea.

Many curious forms of fishes have
recently been found in the deep sea-
One fish, dredged from depth Of
nearly three miles from the surface
shows complete modification ol
structure. At this distance from the
surface the pressure can hardly be
realized. 1t is estimated that this fish
has to contend against pressure equal
to two and a half tons to every square
inch of surface. A sealed glass tube
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

The Boston Post, which, for sec
ular journal, is well posted on church.
matters, reports as follows: Some
heartless wretch caught two cats, tied
them by the tails, and flung them in.
to the cellar of u Connecticut church
They kept pretty quiet until about
the middle of the sermon, when they
began to complain, and the pastor
sternly remarked: "Will the choir
please wait until its services are re-
quired ?"
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

ga young man." said the visitor,
who had been invited by the superin-
tendent to make a few feeble remarks
to the boys, els like ship in the
ocean-as long as the ship is sound
and no water leaks in, she rides tri-
umphant. So with young man
may be where there is wickedness,
but if he keeps it from leaking in, il
he keeps tight-that is-he-if he is
always tight and-and-" And then
the visitor realized that it was SO aw-
full that he never could make il right,
and he sat down and feebly mOpped
his face with red handkerchief, and
it was so quiet that you could have
felt window pane.-Rockland Cour-
ier-Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

Mother-"What did you mean by
introducing me to Mr.. Brown as your
aunt?' Daughter-"Forgive me,
mother, but Mr.. Brown appears to be
on the point of proposing, and it
wouldn't do to run any risk just now,
you know, He has strong preju-
dice against mother's-in-law." ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

Don't you remember me?" asked
the soda water clerk of a lady GUS
toner. "No, ! cannot say that | do"
she replied, "and yet there is some
thing familiar about your fzz. Gin
cinnati Saturday Night.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

81 wish / was a saloon" said lov,
ing woman TO her husband. "Why,'
he inquired with some surprise. ooh
because you would run in eighteen OF
twenty times day to sec me" e."-Mer
chant Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

81 never was so put out in my life" i"
as the young man remarked after
landing on the sidewalk just subse-
quent TO the appearance of the old
gentleman.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

A good editor must always be in
his write mind.-Merchant Traveller.
And have a sort of pen-chant for
work.-South and West.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-25

"Are bananas healthy? headlines
the New York Sun. Not all of them.
The last one we saw was in consump-
tion.-Marlborough Times.