New-York tribune., 1884-12-30
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

The far West is rapidly advancing in civilization.
Yellowstone County Montana, has twenty four paupers
Actress to washerwoman who has brought her bin:
How can yon be 50 impcrnent as 10 Gul me in this
way y NasherwOman H1pcitinent What do Won
mean Who are you, should IKE to know n ch6oss
topay siNpence Tor gallery tlcHet yol have got 70
faint on the stage FOR my amusement 10 Olognc Ze-
ung
Dakota Judge the other day left his bench 1T vass
pine board and Knocked down lawyer vino had called
him liar. Then he went hack AMI the proceeded
II Is currently rercred in wel-inforgea local society
boiled shirt and get married Sunshine and silver,
Tucson. Arizona.
The fact that Bismarck lately expressed Nj, con'emps
for maores may cad the Young Republicans ~ Book.
yn to speak Of him as a German translation et r. r.
Bowker
some time IN the lost eentiirr ~ tnesh st see,rh n
lnlge htl ~ srnrnre inn 10 iraih vho 90 ir,f hst
mptthlt stabilized Hrena let. ltisrnni ~ the ha,'
said thp ieatnrd inlr unlr hli Bn feforlrist ai
tfaornusly i,ahsnt TEE enifalis ~ the Hni8finna,s
is,f,'e risft. in W. tiEt q1tls this tehsng hls
bani ~ ais ~ rtrlthrs ihe riNrni3 NJ Ala sae,pi
'iMp9lt ~ iQhsl ana ~ shell anlhs lgf ~" ss'
riNlh lplt inp hnersipR W 10, ai-aigi hatH
'Nli = shn aslai. p-esAse rmiii s9l ~ aii aeAL
,ca e.i, iil A. thaf i",, y see ii,eTrsi' "ffss
Viz. 90 Wno'- flltabars hFpAeln ioesraph
aIiioT.a sherii atarted out In his buggy few days
10 capture desperate. On tho way ke met a man
WHO asked for ride A. they were riding % -oLer tho
sheriff told the his mission aHc offered him II hs
would got tic desperate drunk The consented took
the s. and went Oh to perform his task Next day tue
sheril wanted to kick himself when he learned that the
man to whom 10 had given the money the desperate
himself, who probably got drank in due fora, but
careful to keep ont of the sherifs way.
Yesterday indeed Joyous one for the sta Of this
valuable paper We received gilt OF a clean towel
foE the use Of tie editorial rooms Lowell Citizen.
Twas Christmas Eye and the Bennett cable cfre was
announced open. solitary horseman mg ght have been
descending the shelving beach. II Dr. Ham
Griffin, and he approached the chief cable OPERATOR
he unroled small package a sticky sweetish yellow
stun and said:
"senl this tafy for MY daughter
Far ACROSS the bright blue sea-"
philadelphia Press.
It IS believed that the American nete which grows In
abundance the Allegheny fountains can be used TO
make seersucker cloth.
According to foreign correspondents, the long.
continued separation Of louise 4nl Lorne has caused sucf
stir that something had 10 be dono to squelc it, Hence
the PAT haze been sent on TO London to-
gethcr Is Dintei ihat the Princess lkg Tor canon
Durkworth, her brother Leopo!s tutor accounts
for the oanker In the and that has wen thought
Of divorce on the same grounds that animated Lady COM
Campbell Meanwhile her youth AID beauty are slip
ping from her. Philadelphia Record
Grave robberfes arc becoming much too common.
There quite enough uncertainty in the future life with
out having die with The additional fear that when the
last trump blows likely to be detained by the
hopeless Job of hunting up his composite members.
one OF the Japanese students while out for stroll
vas aceosted by sophomore win the INQUIRY, mats
yoar naneP The gentleman from Japan answered
politely, giving his surname. Oh. reolned the qucs-
toner, you heahens don't have but one name, see"
What was the first name OF Moses & Was the reply-
! Harvard Iampoon.
Cards have been issued announcing the engagement
Master Willie Scott age four years of GOrdonsyle Va,
and Miss Jennie Perry, age six years, OF Charleston
| W. Va.
"Ah Miss De Smith are you going to have goose q
youP somehow neither of them felt very comfortable
after that Texas siitings.
We learn that the hypocrite who talked Of riding US on
down the Post Once recently. Why does not this man
come do his talkngi II he still persists IN abus-
public know his and acluaint them with some Of
the acts OF his life We have item down ine and don't
you forget it. lie who does the talking OF this
fact, toe. - Kingwood (W Val Argus.
1t stated that one OF the wives OF Mormon Of Salt
Lake City about East and deliver Of
lectures In to tie attacks OF Miss Kate Field.
A new man has just taken editorial charge OF The
LocLhart Crexas) Register, aad MAKES the following
unique announcements wish TO state that have not
done this with view of amassing colossal fortune for
having engaged IN teaching school TOT the last six
teen years have saved pile most OF which have in
vested In personal property IN the shaps OF liOpund
| Texaness I have been for a long time undecided
whether to become a mule driver or an editor and
having 1T last made the important decision shall en-
deayor to convince every one that would make good
| NJ. D.
81 came suddenly upon large bear In thick swamp,
ylng rpO. a large log across brook. iishngi ana 10
| VAS 80 much interested I'm his sport that lhisv
sufficient 10 show that the annual bear lie has begun us
| travels. Detroit FREE Press.
The tnan who unvittiuely turns 81 Joseph cook snd
starts him liet c0ntpfetsl Wil sitelA De uinNpgl.V
he Eoi 81 at eare that wl yw roi tii gi'tsa iail II.
lila -, sb r,ueh Wiat Nt o,k saYs-eV efn fssphI
.et.inr -hh. n "a tte tt5iigaf 81 wbsa ~ res ari
G ,ilitt oltN Fhth thet pe sli5ttet iu'e hB eN1n.
.tis N thBrpht ,hat asten''hee NeW-ofisih'
pestr's
s,,,ss 40 ylth is es'Fss sesira ~ be sss ists,s
ieadus vi eilt4is aiipls tNa lesi eA .he 80. " shs
oA Yese asl reag lhe ssHe aFtlpes Ne'e sasa mae
pat the Nid AeaF
south C.,niiua u thn puiY STATE n The in4a " NhNs
il 4, Iipu,,lie ~ pha.n iMlli df0fe e anl eft" efta.
Aud yht tho people thefe are hapip '-fH''''sf',
| heeOId.
"Uubby did You mail my letter g YES ~ whs
Had To nun like fugl tn catch tho hlsl ha'" ""yss
here il is ia yodr pocket now Hey th i'i.nT
IL is-uO this isn't your leter this thal ls s 's "a
tho one you wroei ihs is the ono You weIs eIus linn
y,rite and forgot" John IenrYW No MAR! . u's -
| mail vour letter" "Well, Tn awfully glad i"a"
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