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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-05-02
PROT. Cleliand; Of Glasgow Unive

Prof. Clelland; of Glasgow Univer-
sity, said in recent lecture on t, rmi-
nal forms of life that man was "a to-
minus anatomical evidence showed
he ad rea~hed the linn of de elo >
MEET in vertebrate life. Hence t was
in the last decree improbable that in
the future there would be progression
in the constr ction of the human body
that would give birth to greater intell.
gence than was possessed by the sage,
Of antiquity.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-05-02
DIR. Gross is quoted in the Philadel

DIR. Gross IS guoted in the PhiIadel
phia Ctro.ic.e-R cord "a say ng that i
the brain ID penetrated BY ball. the
rule to let it alOn. is sn 9 ceed ngly bad
one investigation has shown at the
b ain eau be ,andled to q considerable
extent with impuni.y, and ere a a
n great future or opers.ions with n tae
cranial cavity.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-05-02

ewAn communications for this psusr
should be accompanied by the name Of the
as an evidence Of good faith on the part of
the writer. Write only on one side of the pu
per. Be particularly careful. ia giving nau1e
and dates to have the letters and figures plain
and distinct - :
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-05-02

bat I can't get the Hermsens out of my
head; l. we were to be taAen ke them,
wo ldn't the children be worse off than
Cradle-Mie is now? Heaven &c thanked
that we are strong and well!''
The honest couple sat talking while
longer, but when the clock n the church
tower struck ten they were already snug
In bed and sleeping peacefully ON
toward the coming day.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-05-02

The kindergarten system is soon to
be introduced into all the public schools
Of Toronto. an 80
1t is found that there are now over
1000. 900 scholars of both sexes ID, the
schools Of Italy. This stke Hnth bart
OF the whole population of the Kingdom.
Rev. t. r. Geda. who has ORGAN
lied flourishing church among the
colored people at Greenville, Conn,
was. i've years ago, = New York hotel
waiter. IA. Y. Times. -
The Presbyterian Church of Wv
oming. N. T., IS in luck 1t alreadw
has two organs, and now the late N. II 2
Gillett has bequeathed S2l, 900 for the
purchase of another one. q
The rich Japanese send their child
rem 10 school in inferior garmpntyN5u
order that the children of the poor may
not be ashamed to wear their shabby
clothes. Here is lesson for Christmas.
-Baptis, Weekly.
Henry Ward Beecher believes that
there will BE million Of people in
Brooklyn within five years. He says it
Is getting behind in the matter of
churches, and must greatly arouse it.
self if it fulfills its mission. .
South Carolina increased her school
attendance last year 27,06 pupils.
Twenty per cent. of white and forty.
five per cent. of colored children arg
still outside the school houses of the
State.-N. o. Journal Of Education.
MIR. Paul Tulane's most recent gift
to the Tulane University, of. New Or
leans, consists of stocks and bonds of u
face value of S260,OO0, hut. whose mar
ket value is much greater. They will
yield an income of Sl9, 500 o gear. His
total gifts amount to more than
s1,OOO,0OO @--'- -
There are three hundred and thirty
colleges AMI universities in the United
States, of which only twenty-four have
more than two hundred students, and
only seventeen have more than twenty
teachers. A large number Of these
colleges furnish no better an education
than can be obtained in 3, high school
OF the first class. -. Ons- 4.'unisersity''
in this country has three professors and
twelve students, and another has two
professors and eighteen students. These
pro essors can take the college home
with them at night and thus prevent it
from getting into mischief. ~. y.
Tribune b, Nan .E-lIC4
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1884-05-02

urged the crier.
not l. Lippes." returned the old
jew. You'd bitter buy it yourself for
your bride"
Now the jew had the lau b on his
side.
"An iron cradle, who'll bid or it?''
roareth ippes, q o the laughter.
.rhree sti els? was heard from the
interior of the house.
"a quarter gulden!' said Feter JAN
sen.
.Two!'' cried the Few Samuel.
"Three" from the house.
"A guIden cried Peter holly.
Sand quarter " enha iced the Jew.
"And anothe from the house.
''1here should be tn ee o. all good
things" cried Peter and nodded to the
crier.
"A gulden and three-quariers."
shouted he. "No one b d more than a
lden and three-uualters? Once-no
one bill ?-twice-thriceI"
The wo was sail. and the or er
hand, d the cradle over to eter with
some SUITABLE remark.
" lille the women were making a
minute inspection of the Grade to see
if it was wnr b the monty W ich ad
been given for it, Peter went up to the
girl, who was still stan ling al the door
crying. / certainly was very hard that
Cradle-Mie should have to look ON and
see the era lie. which MAS iniisputably
Eer property, and the on y memoir al of
her unknown parents which she pos
sesse !, being brought to tie hammer by
miserly Stotfel Holmes, TO say nothing
of his hav NC spoken to her so roughly,
and turned her out of the house. Every
one was very sorry for the gentle girl
an very irate against ito ell Homes,
but eter .anSen was the Fst and
o. ly one who took her kindly Wv the
and, offered Ter The shelter OF b roof
and conforted her with pain, homely
words.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
MA RAG RARY,U
The Farce nj Ford's This Week.

MIR. CHARLES II. Hoyt, tho author Of "A Bunch
OF Keys" "a Parlor Match," and last but not
least, "a rag Baby" is getting almost
national reputation as the most successful
farce. comedy writer In the country. The New
York TELEGRAM speaks rs follows concerning
him and "a Rag Baby" which Will be seen at
Fords next week:
'Mr. Hoyt, OF Boston, the author OF "a Bunch
OF Keys and "A Rag Baby, has struck tho
keynote OF strain OF humor perfectly In
harmony with the American public Tho
former piece has earned more money than
most other attractions on tho road this sea
con, and the latter convulses with laughter
crowds OF people who have thronged the
theatre nightly. Mr.. Hoyt is ID be congratu-
lated for two reasons: First, as benefactor
who kills the blue devils In this work.a-day
world second, as the factor OF his own and
several other peoples fortune. For "A Rag
Baby is destined 10 become sort OF travelling
mint or gold mine, and also pharmacy OF
fun. II Will, doubtless, enjoy q long run in
this city. Mr.. Frank Daniels 10 tho ruling
spirit. he is genuine comedian, not a
mimic. He has q Keen appreciation OF humor,
and could create new part we should think,
and invest II with originality and distinctive
individuality. He has made a decided hit In
this city, and Will, OF course, repeat this sue
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

THE report of the Secretary of the Treas
ury,' which is issued to-day, will be re-
garded as most able and interesting docu-
ment. Probably his recommendations re-
garding changes in the customs and inter-
nal revenue laws will be read with the
greatest interest. They are undoubtedly
in the line of tariff reform. He believes
as very large portion of the American
people believe that with cheaper raw ma
terials we can force our manufactures into
foreign markets where England now dcfes
US. 1t will be noticed that he proposes no
assault on any class of manufactures, but
would extend their ramifcations even
more widely. His recommendations re.
garding the abolition of the internal reve-
nue. taxes will meet the approval of many.
His suggestion of another Tariff Commits
sion will undoubtedly meet the approval
Of such Democrats as Mr.. Randall and his
supporters, who steadfastly opposed any
tariff legislation in the last session. 1t
would reassure the country, were such a
commission established and Mr.. McCulloch
nominated by President Cleveland to be its
head.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
Minnie Palmer.

The Philadelphia Record says OF MinAie
Palmere appearance at the Chestnut street
Theatre In that city:
'sTho second week OF Minnie Palmer's en-
gagement opened last evening "to Btand-
ing room only"-somethlng noteworthy for a
second Monday night in Philadelphia. The
house was crowded from orchestra to gallery
stairs, and the audience was as enthusiastic as
ever over Miss Palmer's bowitching perform
ance In the role OF Tina. Nothing 80 unique,
80 fairy-like and so fascinating has been seen
In American theatres for many year. The
character geems like some willful sprite from
realms OF Elnand, who has come TO bring Joy
and sunshine Into the prosaic routine OF hu-
man existence. Mics palmer transports her
audiences to undiscovered regions where
Imagination reigns supreme, and they return
the lights are out. "My Sweetheart' Is on ly
tho fragile medium through which the little
lady weayes uncoDsciouely the dramatic web
OF enchantment Bdby Hdtzel."
Minnie Palmer Will appear at Fords Opera
House during the week beginning December,S.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
Now Orleans Exhibits wanted
Abroad.

Mr.. James Gilmer Speed has Just arrived In
this city from London for the purpose OF lay
ing before the President and Cabinet and CON
gress the advisability OF keeping intact tho
Government exhibit at New orleans, for the
purpose OF sending II abroad to be exhibited
at the American Exposition, 10 be held in
London In 1886. Mr.. Speed has received
assurances from all quarters that no obstacles
Will be thrown In the way OF this enterprise,
but, on the contrary, he has received assur-
ances from oil the public men whom he hiss
consulted on tho subject that they would sup
port the enterprise.
The central idea OF the exposition is to show
TO visitors the whole country, from
New York Harbor TO the Golden Gate, with
lateral exhibits north and south OF this line.
A special hall Will be devoted exclusively TO
the handiwork OF the Chinese, Indians aud
colored race. The labor.saving machinery, by
which manual labor is reduced 70 n minimum,
10 TO DO plentifully exhibitsd also the system
ofworking the great railroads end canals, the
oil wells and tho coal, ana silver and gold
mines, ono OF the most Interesting features
will be an exhibition Of characteristic Ameri-
can amusements, at an American theatre, With
American actore, and with negro glngers to
keep up the recollection OF Old plantation lite
and minstrelsy. Mr.. Edmond Abbey aud
Mr.. Whistler Will doubtless take charge OF au
exhibition OF American 1lue arts Indeed, oil
the principal phases OF our life, from brok-
ere oflce In Wall street 10 O camp nre in Ne
wade, will be exhibited.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

MIR. Charles II. Cream, OF No. 425 New York
avenue, an enterprieing local merchant, has
returned to this city from Norfolk with q
large-sized grievance.
Mr.. Cream is a Republican, but he swallowed
his party pride after election and started on q
tour with Cleveland and Hendricks badges
and roosters. He was very successful In Bal.
timore and other cities, but In Norfolk, at the
time OF the big Democratic demonstration, he
was badly treated.
Having ignorantly violated the license law
that requires $12 license for selling roostere
and badges, he was thrown into cell with the
pugnacious and inebriated rufflans who had
been painting the town red, was denied the
right OF release on collateral or procuring IL
cenee, and was fined $50 the next morning.
Another rooster merchant and badge dealer
unfortunate.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL.

'The American Minister" a new opera writ
ten by MIR. John Dewitt, OF this city, Is meet.
Ing with great success.
1t has been definitely determined by Mr..
Cleveland that his resignation as Governor OF
New York shall be to take effect January0 q.
Congressman Lamb OF Indiana, Is men
TONED for the United States District Attorney
ship, now occupied by Captain Charles Hol-
stein.
1t is said colonel Dick Bright would not &C.
cept the position OF United States Marshal OF
Indiana II It were rendered TO him; that he
wants to live In Washington.
Fanny Ellsler, the tamou. queen of the
ballet, has died Of her villa In Vienna. She was
10 years OF age. Her visit TO this country was
one OF her greatest OF many triumphs.
As to how he feels, General Logan said the
other day: ~ feel like the mal who stubbed
I'm too big to cry and thurts tao bad for me
very entertaining column OF theatrical
notes appeared In the Post yesterday morn
ing from the pen of Mr.. II. II. soulo. Mr.. Soule
is leading member OF the Washington anoe
CLUB. He pushes his pen as deftly as he wielis
his paddle.
Judge Gresham is at Indianapolis to-day In
his official capacity as Judge OF the United
States Circuit Court, hearing testimony In tho
receiverehip case OF the Toledo, Cincinnati Il
ST. Louis Railway. This Is his flrst official
visit TO the capital OF Indiana.
II ia believed that q demand by the Mexican
Government VIII be made upon the Govern.
ment at Washington, not only for large i'm.
demnity, but for the trial ot the lynchers who
hung Lucian Padillo, Mexican subject, ia
Nebraska about months ago for assaulting a
little girl.
The Athletic Committee OF Harvard have do
cided TO eliminate football from that colleges
list OF sports. AS Harvard has been sadly
trounced OF late years whenever they at.
tempted game OF football with other uni.
yerety teams tho committee can be said TO
have acted wisely.
Sugar planters In Louisiana are badly fright
ened at the prospect or ratification OF the
commercial treaty with Spain which admits
Cuban sugars free. Many are making ar
rangements 10 give up the business and 60
into rice planting. II is believed that rice
will soon be the leading crop OF Louisiana. II
Is claimed that II Will net $40 per acre, and
with ss trouble than is involved In sugar
raising.
Mr.. Charles All Williams, who has for two
or three years occupied the position OF city
editor of the Kansas City journal, and who has
won distinction and Just reputation for bril-
lisncy In tho armament OF journalism In tbs
West, will within few days assume q similar
position on the Minneapolis Tribune. Mr.
Williams, although young man, Is one OF thi
Tociest paragrnphers and best news mon II
the country, and Will quickly take front ranl
ln tho profession OF the Northwest He was
few years ago promlnently,connected with thu
press OF Indiana, and 10 we'll known as a cor
respondent over the euphonious title o.
'Winker."
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
Rsymoud I'm :. FOR congress. ;,

Singulerly appropriate TO the opening OF
Congress 10 the entertainment to be presented
at Albaughs Grand Opera-House this week.
John It. Raymond, ever popular, original,
versatile and true to the very life, and most
interesting type OF life, rises In For oon-
grese" TO u perfection attained In few OF his
other characters.
In "For Congress-" Raymond has ono OF the
halfdozen characters that will staad out
boldly through all time in the history OF the
American stage. DdvV Crockett, Bdrd,DeH SlOte,
C0lORa AUibtrry Sellers, and very few others
can claim 10 share the distinction as great
conceptions, truthful and lifo like representa-
tions OF types OF men conspicuous and familiar,
yet beyond the power of author or actor to de-
pict except In these rare cases.
The framework OF the play is not altogether
worthy OF its centrepiece. The setting is not
in keeping with the jewel, but there is enough
in Raymonds newest play TO mako II succeF,
ful and delightful. <s
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

CONGRESS convened at noon to-day amid
all the bustlo and excitement usual upon
that occasion, and with the first taps of the
gavels the busy Washington season may bo
said to have begun.
The most striking feature Of the session
thus far developed is the singular una
nimity with which it is predicted that
very little will be accomplished.
There has perhaps never been meeting
Of Congress of which less was expected
than Of The present one.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

THE CRITIC prints in another column
to-day the prayer Of tho people invoking
Congress to speedily and permanently set
tie the question of steam railroad routes
through the city. The annoyance caused
by the present location of tho tracks is
faithfully described, and the remedy-the
Morrill, BILLS suggested. Ifa fairer solu-
tion can be proposed the people will un-
doubtedly accept it, Until such one is
discovered they will continue to press the
Morrill, bill upon tho attention of the
Federal Congress.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
EOnsunptiOn.

Notwithstanding the great nunlpof who
yearly succumb TO this terrible agde,fdtal dig-
around thousands who earHx1eonscious OF Its
deadly presence, DIR. PlX X<4efGolden Medical
Discovery" win clealS(fA purity tho blood
consumption (Yi1ffh III OILY acrofulous dis.
eaae OF the lp6a9s). Send three letter stamps
and get DlsbPfsrce's complete treatise on con
sumpt,eefhnd kindred affections, with nu.
mer0SB Testimonials OF cures. Address Worlds
pttHensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

a special dispatch from Richmond, KY, to
the Louisville COuTtef-JOufndk says
"YOur correspondent called the attention OF
Ex-Governor James B. McOreRry, Congress
man-elect from this district, to the statement
nrst published in tho Washington CRITIC and
copied into tho COuriG-J0UTHdk OF to-day that
he had purchased n lot In Washington on
which no Intended 10 erect O 100000 resi-
dence. Ex-Governor McOreary said he had
not purchased n lot in Washington and had
no Intention OF building n residence there.
He says when his term commences no Intends
10 board at some quiet hotel, Where he can
attend earnestly TO his duties and meet such
persons as desire 70 sec him. He also said
that be supposed the report grew out OF a
abatement published Boveral days ago that w.
j.. McOreEry, a retired merchant, now Ia
Europe, would shortly return and build a
mansion Ia Washington" ,5,slt
HOuseheepers WnI HestF Money
by purchasing theitaf,swsft6re, carpets, &c.,
90 easy Tfsshy inStali@eats at
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

A PLEASING event of the approaching
New Years day will DO tho removal of the
Washington Light Infantry Corps to its
new aTmory.
Tho Corps, in soldierly and picturesque
manner with baggago-wagons and camp
equipage, e;c., will march to the palace
that has been built for them like an army
going to war.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
Special Sase
ofs15 sack suits atA<ss6K6 & Co.'s, 316 Seventh
street. The -peicehow is $40.


Shewell's "Shadows OF a Great City" Will bo
ing for the first time In this city. The com.
pany Is said 10 be q powerful one. The
scenery is claimed to be magnificent, and the
situations are described as thrilling and in-
Wednesday and Saturday.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

SINCE tho adjournment Of Congress one
Senator and two Representatives have died,
and two Representatives resigned.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
Saturday, December I. 1884
To-NIGHTs ENTERTAINMENTS.
WEATHER INDICATIONS,

For Tuesday, generally fair weather Will
prevail in the Atlantic and Gulf Coast states,
with slight rise In temperature.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01

without boasting, orr stock IQipovercoats In
variety OF style and qval alitYdsdS perfect as any
house in tho country EaAsfow, and they are
ali OF our own deSian&nd manufacture. Else
man Bros, manufacturing clothiers, corner
SeventksMd L.
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
For Rent.

An elegantly .tur9 hsSs sls.ess' situated in
one OF the most arisR streets or tho West
End; splendidlXsS8dpted for entertaining.
Every conyeptsfice 1afge, airy rooms: posses.
sion glysH December first. Address Berry,
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
That old Torment.

Although dyspepsia has It's CHIEF aaBt'In the
stomach, yetit sffeqts kpe whQla5Rgestlve ap.
p,aratas, The liver hSEegs Shd int 'stinaI
whole machinery pHl1E renovation. Browns
Iron Bitters is ytiaistticj with which TO do the
happy workSsbAft. ". II. Eckhart, Marion, o.,
writes,S AR<Red Biown's Icon Bitters for indi.
geSttDAWlth most excellent results" -
The Evening critic., 1884-12-01
JULIUS LANSBURGH,
915 Seventh st. Northwest,
WILL OFFER FOR ONE WEEK ONLY, COM.
MENoINa MONDAY, NOVEMBER II,
THE FOLLOWING
SPECIALTIES

100 pairs SILK TURKoMAN CURTAINS, S25.
Reduced from $3.50.
100 pairs do, $2s. Reduced from s35.
20 pairs do. $40. Reduced from $3.50.
10 pieces STRIPED TURKoAIAN, 75c. per yd.
25 pieces RAW SILK, from 75c. to SO per yard.
750 pairs LACE CURTAINS at 90c. per pair.
2s5 pairs LACE CURTAINS at s1.25 per pair.
$50 pairs LACE CURTAINS at s1.75 per pair.
800 pairs LACE CURTAINS at $3.50 per pair.
100 pairs LACE CURTAINS at $3.50 per pair.
tsY~ The above goods are reduced from % to
DO per cent. from regular prices.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15
uan a woman Keep e sesrev

A prominent physician asserts that u
woman can really be made quite i'll by
trying to keep great secret; yet, with.
out wishing to cause any illness, but
rather TO cure it, we have secret to
impart, and that is, there is only one
thing that will dissolve the poisonous
Uric acid which exists in the blood Of
Rheumatic and Gouty patients. OF
course you are at liberty to tell the se-
cret, which is called Salicylica. 1t
strikes directly at the cause of Rheu.
matism, Gout and Neuralgia.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15
Tape Worm.

70 those afflicted with this parasite
sure cure. will remove this parasite
In two hoursand bring tho head or no
charge, without causing any inconven-
fence or sickness. Persons so troubled
will do well to call at the Grand Central
Hotel, room 20, where great many
samples and testimonials from all parts
of the United States and Mexico may be
seen. Respectfully,
2wDec4 CHAs. A. WILLARD.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

God bless the man who sows the wheat,
Who finds US milk, and fruit, IND meat:
Nay his purse be heavy, his heart be light,
Nay his cattle, and corn, and all, 20 right.
0od bless the seeds his hands let tall,
For the Farmer he must feed us all.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15
Bob's Restaurant and Sample
Rooms

Have always on hand fine select Balti-
more oysters, wholesale or retail. His
tables are always supplied with the best
the market can afford. Family restau.
rant up stairs. Entrance No. 10 Court
street.
Eastern and California oysters,
shrimps and crabs fresh every day at
Nos 10, IA and 10 Court street, oppo.
site Court House.
nov3, If. ROBERT EoKRRr, Prop.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15
To Whom II May Concern.

Please take notice. Any person hav.
ing pledges or collaterals at the Star
Loan and Broker Office, No. Com.
mercial street, will please redeem the
same or pay accrued interest thereon
within thirty days from this date or they
will be sold. P, S.-Money loaned on
all kinds Of personal property. mr30tf
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

Damiann makes the old young and the
weak strong and healthy. M. Levy, &Co.,
wholesale liquor dealers, agents.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15
LOS ANGELES MARKETS.

Prices given below arc for round lots. Of stan.
dard quality, delivered at store or warehouse IN
shis city. Small parcels. OF qualities or extra
choice grades are not included. On the third
page a this paper will bs found resume Of
transactions on Change. with review Of the
market each W
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

Call at G.. II. Heinzeman's Drug Store
for Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment,
Won Bulows German DYSPEPSIA Cure, and
Slaven's California Fruit Salt; TIE only
agent in Los Angeles county.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

Danliana makes the old young and
tho weak strong and healthy. Michel
Levy, wholesale liquor dealer, agent.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

You will never have q sour stomach
II you drink Damiana Bitters.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

If you want pure liquors and wines 90
10 No. 30 A iso street. oct5 I'm
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

The old reliable store Of Q. +. Helnze.
man Is still headquarters for drugs and
medicines. He has full line Of patent
medicines, selling them in quantities to
suit at Eastern prices.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-02-15

ia. Valdez can be found at the Los
Angeles Picture and Art Store, No. ia
Nadeau Block, whore he has the largest
stock Of pictures, frames and artists
materials south Of San Francisco. aul4