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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-16
WATERLOO.

Miss Martha Thompson, of st. Johns.
burg, VT. G. B. and Miss Lot;ie Seaman,
of Milwaukee, and Col. Geo. A. iHana-
ford, Passenger Agent of West Shore
railroad, were guests at the residence of
j. A. Clark during the past week.
We learn that DIR. Fl. Trefehn, for
merly Of Milwaukee, but more recently
of Hanover. Wis, has decided to locate
in Waterloo, and will be here on or
about the 1st day of August.
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Wedemeyer, of
Watertown, were guests at the residence
of H. A. Wedemeyer on Monday last.
WILDER Trussell is home on short Wis
it. He is located at Clinton junction, as
an employe in jewelry store.-Jos~-
nal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-16
Henry Gray has learned that in tn
acceptance.

Henry Gray has learned that, In the
thirty,two novels of Sir Walter Scott, no
fewer than 662 distinct characters appear,
from "Count Robert of Paris" the date
of which is 1903, down to ''St. Romans
Well" the story of which is supposed to
take place in 1872, there is but one CEN
turv. the thirteenth, which has not fur
nished historical background for one of
the fictions. The gap in question lies
between 'Ivanhoe,' which opens IN
1894, and "Castle Dangerous" the date
of which is 1906. Three of the stories
are assigned to the sixteenth century,
seven 20 the Seventeenth and thirteen to
the eighteenth.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-16

E. D. Brundage, proprietor of the
Tribune, Grand Rapids, Wis, is in town
visiting Mrs. S. G. Burnham, his grand
mother.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-16

DON'T LOOK LIKE A WRECK. K.-"When
man is going down hill everybody is
ready to give him kick" Yes, that is
SO. 1t Is sad, but natural. Why, many
a man and woman, seeking employment,
would have got itiftheir hair hadn't been
so thin and gray. One bottle of Parker's
Hair Balsam..is then the best investment.
It stops falling hair, promotes new
growth and restores color. Clean, highly
perfumed, not a dye. A great i'm
provement over any similar preparation,
and sold at the low price of SOC.
3SWS
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1884-07-16

A jolly party of people surprised Louis
Haberman and wife last Saturday night.
Forty or fifty couples from Jefferson mad e
up the party.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Premisrs' Wives.

Nearly all the recent Pre,niers of
England have enjoyed the advantage Of
having had wives Of great devotion aud
considerable ability, to whose tender
care and sympathy in their ambition
they have been largely indebted. The
devotion Of the Countess OF Russell, who
il still living, and the Countess Of Bsa.
consfield, has something of romance.
Mrs. Gladstone, who is nearly the same
age a. the Premier, accompanies her
husband, as did Lady Beaconsfield.
everywhere. and frequently remains
in the ladies gallery to the close
Of the nights sitting. Lord Pal
lnsrston moro than perhaps any other
first Minister, however, was indebted for
his position and its maintenance to his
wife, who was physically and mentally
a remarkable weman. Up to her death
in 1863, at IS. four years after her hus-
band, she could read without glasses and
talked with all the fire and energy Of .
young woman of 20. Her eyes were
Of bright blue, and in spite Of very ev-
ident wig she was . very handsome old
lady. She had some peculisrities, al.
ways shood hands with her left hand,
and pronounced gold gould" and china
"chseny."-N. Y. SuR.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
stage Kisses Unpleasant.

Nobody on the stage" said an old
actress who used to be q reigning star
many years ago, neither man nor
woman, kisses from choice. At least,
have never known 1t to be 20. 1t is net
q pleasant operation, no matter how
much the people like one another. They
are covered with paint, grease and pow
der, and often with prsspiration. for
kissing is the usual wind.up to an ex-
citing and passionate scene. and the con-
tact of two faces, or even lips, is usually
unpleasant. Any sort Of an actor or
actress. II they know anything Of their
art. can simulate kissing quite q effect
lively as II tho kiss were real. No mat
ter how much enc is excited by the
scene. . kiss invariably spoils the
glamour Of tho actress. 1t dispsls the
illusion and brings one back to earth.
On that ground alone always objected
to being kissed on the stage, even be.
yond the paint and grease idea.
Actresses who consent to be kissed on
the stags must want to be kissed very
badly-that's my experience. .'-Chieage
Tribune.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Two Singular Men.

A stranger with long hair, white
coat, white hat with a Grape band, and
other evidences Of lunacy, entered a
Griswold street restaurant yesterday
and said to the proprietor:
''Sir, let me explain in advance that
am singular man."
"All right, SIR. A singular mans or
der is as good as any one else's."
81 want six oysters on the half-shell
On the left hand half, If you please. y
The oysters were opened and placed
before him, and when he had devoured
them be said:
''Now take six oysters, run them
through clothes-wringer to remove the
dampness, and fry them for me in olive
OIL"
This order was also filed, when he
called for cup of salt and water, added
milk and sugar and drank 1t down and
asked for bill.
II also desire to explain in advance
that am singular man, f" replied the
proprietor. "Your bill is 81"
''lmpossiblei'
''Just -, sir"
''But that is monstrous" -.
Perhaps it seems high. but rsIny
singular way Of charging for singular
lunches.
''I1l never pay i'll"
Then I'll sadden your heart!'
The I'D proceedings were about to
begin when the long haired man forked
over and walked out. Tue lesson seemed
to sink deep into his heart, for he halted
at fruit store and, without any explan-
atoms in advance, paid the usual price
for . banana and carried it of without
asking the seller to dip the ends in rose
water.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
He Could stand 1t a Little Longer.

A tug belonging to one of the Ohio
river barge ulines encountered a man
clinging to sawlog in the river, just
below Louisville, one day last fall. The
man was floating down. aud the tug and
her barges going up. As he cAmo near
he hailed:
"Tug ahoy! Can you pick me up?"
81 guessso." shouted the captain in
reply.
"What line is that!"
"The Red Empire Line"
"All right-go ahead-1 won't ask
you to STOP" shouted the man on the
log.
"We1l lower boat and pick you
up"
"Don't think Of it; your stock is down
to fifteen, and If you happen to lose a
small boat there'd be drop to five.
The water is purity cold, and this old
log is bound to keep rolling, but be-
lieve I'll take my chances Of being
rescued by paying line
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
A Rats Tale.

Far be 1t from us to look the gift foun-
tain 10 the spout, but If the city front
hosllums don't cease stuffing defunct
rats into the mouthpieces Of DIR. Cogs-
wells hydraulic benefaetion, the useful
ness Of that beautiful structure will be
seriously impaired.
The other evening a convivial artisan
staggered up to the said promoter OF
temperance and essayed to draw beaker
Of Spring Valley with which to astonish
his stomach. To his horror a huge IA.
tumbled into the cup.
''Only six whiskies and four beers, -
he muttered. ''and here I've got 'em
again y
And he steered for the nearest drug
store. Post.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Two Night Keys.

Tive little Newport girls heard their
neighbor mothers speaking Of burglars
getting into houses, when the following
innocent prattle took place;
"Kin the Burglars got into your house,
Josie,'
"No, cause we keep all the doors
locked and then they can't get in"
1--WE keep all the doors looked, too,
and papa he's dot night key"
my papa he's dot night key, too,
but mamma she took it away from him,
cause it made him stay out so late.
Does your papa's night key make him
stay out late,"
mo. cause mamma wont let Papa &c
out by himself, and she goes odt vii
him, And then he comes home soon."-
Ksntueky State Journal.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
An Entsrprisins Oar Driver.


AT Fl Paso Mexican dollars are worth
eighty-five cents in American coin. At
Peso del Norte, Just across the river,
American dollars are worth eighty, i've
cents In Mexican coin. One morning a
oar driver started from the American
side with Mexican dollar. On his ar.
rival at the Mexican town he took a
drink of chain Lightning, which was
fifteen cents. and received an American
dollar in exchange for his Mexican. On
his return to the American side he took
. drink Of equally bad liquor and re-
ceived Q Mexican dollar for his Ameri.
can, and 90 repeating the drinks at in.
tervals during the day and at night, he
closed up business with the Mexican
dollar be started with in the morning
full as a goose. .--R Paso Herald.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Ancient Japanese Art.

A revival of ancient art is vigorously
setting in throughout Japan, as sensible
natives are beginning to see the evil ef.
fects of western influence in deteriorat.
ing the true national style. Now the
Japanese are eargerly looking up their
old artistic heirlooms, and taking care
that such treasurers do not pass into
European hands for few pence only
In order to raise the public taste. also,
exhibitions are to be held in the chief
cities Of the best works Of the old Japan
ese masters, the series having been
opened by q display in Tokohama Of
some 100 pictures by Tamin, who lived
more than two centuries ago. and is con
sidered one Of the best native painters.
-Chicago Times.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
very Assravat,ns.

Proprietor London Punch-"Where
did you get those jokes you printed last
weekf"
Editor-"Well, to tell the truth,
stole them from an American paper.
Proprietor-''Please don't do that
again, sir. II is outrageous to so hamil.
late me-"
Editor-"Humiliate you? In what
wayf"
Propristor--"Y Yesterday saw a man
reading Punch. and he was laughing
actually Laughing Inever felt so NOR.
tilted in my life"
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Tho Liverpool Rowdy,s Dress

The Liverpool rowdy has a peculiar
style Of dress. The jacket. vest and
trousers are made of . thick, nndyed
cotton cloth called moleskin, which has
something Of velvet smoothness and
softness on its right side. The jacket
reaches just below the hips and bottoms
on the throat over scarf and mufiier,
and the number Of its buttons is great.
The trousers fit tight to the knee. from
whence they hang with rakish loose.
mess and nearly cover the boot Crown.
ing all is round worsted cloth peak
cap, with little round knob on top,
that makes very suitable finish to the
whole man.-Easfern Paper.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
An Eastern Shore Anecdote.

The negro invariably addressed each
person they met as Captain" and
asked him; It's dis de right road to Den.
toni" and was always informed in reply
that 1t was. When the place of their
destination was reached the old lady
asked the negro why he addressed every
body - Captain" when he made the
following intelligent and appropriate re-
ply' 'Csuse the land IL 10 poor hero
sbouts, thought they could not make
. livin' widout dey followed de water.
Cscii Democrat.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Wa. Going to Get out of the way

"Why are you running at such rapid
rate" asked frightened passenger Of a
conductor on Missouri railroad. "Are
We behind timer" "No," he replied,
imperturbably, looking at his watch.
I'VE are ahead Of time. got an order
TO keep out Of the way Of . train follow.
ing us, but I forgot all about It. and nov
she ID too close to give me time to take .
side track. We've got good engine,
though, he said proudly. as he swayed
forward. .--PAiiadsiphia Call.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Greg on Hold-over Tick st.

Carrie Bradley, whose name is fam
liar to Oregonians generally, has been
quite i'll for several days" says the
Salem correspondent Of the Oregonian
We don't want the correspondent to bs
understood a. furnishing Salem society
notes. The fact is that Miss Bradley
Is ct present rusticating at the Oregon
State Prison, and to save annual trip,
and expenses attending them, she pur
chased hold-ove ticket good for four
teen years. 1t is to be hoped her failing
health. will be fully restored on her re
turn to Portland.-Seaftie Herald.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Thrift.

80. Liza. you's done gone back on
Joef"
Eyes, is, and, honey. he done sent
for his presents back agin."
What did he glib yoh."
"Hs CUB me ring an a bracelet an
lock OBJ his ha'r.
Law, chile, glib um back his ha'r,
Glib um back his ha'r."
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Surprising poliseness.

"Who are that gentleman and lady
across the wayr asked a lady on Chest
nut street this morning.
''Mr. and Mrs. b. Don't you know
them,"
mo. They are bride and groom, I
supposed"
"Oh. no. They have been married a
dozen years or more"
''Is it possibleY" exclaimed the lady in
great surprise. 'Why, he lifted his hat
when he met her. r."-Phiiadelphia Call.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Telephone Cigars.

''(;ivs me q telephone cigar" said
Hon. Thomas Warner yesterday. as he
stepped up to the stand at Pat Murphys.
What kind Of q cigar is that;' in
quirsd the unsuspicious Pat.
"One Of the kind you smoke in New
York and they can smell in Brooklyn" I"
was the answer.
Hon. Thomas was carried out Of New
street in an ambulance. = Wali-Strcei
Neps
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
Electrical Treatment Of Wines and Spirits,
At the Electrical Works in Los Angeles, Cal

Having perfected the process for the treatment
Of Wines Spirits Fermented Malt Liquors by electric
ity by which the fusn oil, Hydroyanc acid poisonous
ehers and other deleterious organic matter is eliminated
and at the time imparts mellow age to the prod
ucts Of the wine prepared to handethesame
on large scale and the most reasonable terms. By
this scientific treatment of wines they at fit
ted for market at the price they at age of IL
years by the old treatment Of racking off and expensive
methods Of rehandling the and at the time i'm
saving to the producer process also there
waste by Evaporation and turning into vinegar by
neglect delay the treatment entirely all
ganc matter that produces without destroy
ngthe bouquet and leaves them perfectly pure and fit for
"a hours after coming from the winery Call at
works and be convinced, send for circulars.
A. G. TICHENOR,
Manager Angeles Electric Liquor Co. and Patented
Block Angeles Street. Angeles Cal
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18

II don't see how you can endure that
Pliffy girl, jack" said his sister. ''pm
sure there's nothing in her." Nothing
in her, indeedi just wish you'd been
with us to supper, after the rheater to.
night" and he dropped a tear over his
buried salary.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18

Pere Hyacinthe says it was crime
for France to sell Louisiana to the Uni.
ted States. So 1t was. But we can al
most forgive France for tuoking it off on
US, tho temptation to get rid Of it must
have been so sfrong.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18

William Rutherford has gone to
Europe to make purchases Of machinery
for the proposed East 0Aklsnd cotton
mills. A considerable lot Of machinery
is nov on It's way overland from the
East,
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
March scheme.
1857 Prizes.

Whole Tickets. q. Half Tickets, 81
q Tickets. $50. IS Tickets. sl0o
Remit Money or Postal Note, Rank Draft in
Letter or send by Express. ORDERS Of
IS and upward. by Express can be sent 1t our
expense. Address all orders 70
a-d6~ JJ. DOUGLAS. covington.Ky.
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18


Southeast and west Northwest
Atlantic
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
Certificate of Copartnership.
STATE or CALIFORNIA.

STATE OF CALIFORNIA, J..
CIry AND COUNTY OF Los ANGLES,
We. the undersigned, do hereby certify that We
are partners. transacting business in this city.
atthe said county Of Los Angeles, under the
firm name and style Of Dreyer L Ruthard; that
the names In full Of all the members Of such part
nership are John Dreyer md Charles Ruthard,
and that the places of our respec-
tive residences are set opposite our respective
names, hereto subscribed.
In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our
hands this 14th day Of March, 1884.
John Dreyer, Los Angeles county, Cal.
Charles Ruthard. Los Angeles county, Cal
Signed and scaled before s. Hall. Notary
Public, on the date above written. marie 4w
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
REMOVAL.

Ths Continental Oil and transportation Com
pany 0 A. Edwards, MAnager) have removed
their ONCE into the Hardware Store Of Lacy.
Neseck 4 Co., No. l2l Los Angeles street.
kBTelephone No. 1lS as before. mh5u
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
THURSDAY, MARCH a7TH, 1854.

A Lawful Lottery and Fair Draw
tnEs, chartered by the Legislature Of Kentucky
and twice declared legal by the highest Court In
the State. Bond given to Henry County In the
sum Of s1oo.ooo for the prompt payment Of all
rrixea sold
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
TEACHERS.
sook-xEEPInc TAUGHT.

book. keeper desires t. give course OF In
striction In all branches OF book keeping In the
most thorough manner on moderate terms. Only
limited number Of pupils need apply. Address
ON. L. P.," HERALD office. mh5-1w
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
LEMP'S LAGER BEER.

The Best Beer is made by W. J, LEAfP. Of st.
Louis. Call try itnt
LENP'S BEER AGENCY,
~ N o n TN MAIN STREET,
jans1lm
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18

The Eclipse Parlor stove and Boilers,
For saloon use, which for neatness, dispatch and
economy arc hard TO beat, consuming only 80
per cent. Of gas and 20 per cent, Of atmospheric
Air, making them the most economical stove In
use, requiring lsss fuel than any other stove for
the same amount Of work.
Reasons why thoy should be used In every
household.
ist They are perfectly harmless; no danger
Of exploding.
ID. They are always ready; no trouble making
tlres, no ashes. no cinderes no smoke. no SCOT,
no smell.
Sd. It 10 more easily worked than any coal
or wood st,ve. and the oven will bake for twenty
minutes Aher gas 10 turned Oh.
lth. They are portable. easily adjusted and
easily moved.
6th, They are the most perfect broier, grilier.
toaster, roaster and baker In use.
6sh You can use any compartment independ-
snt Of the others.
I. Ornamental o. we'll a. useful. and can be
used in parior a. in kitchen. there being no
smoke or dust arising from the same
These stoves are now on exhibition at the Of
flce Of the
LOS ANGELES GAs COMPANY.
No. Sonora st.. Opp. Pico House.
Where al are invited 70 GIL and SEQ them. To
be sen only 70 be admired. Any responsible per-
son wiahing 70 try can do 90 for twenty days.
and n not sAtisfactoFy ran Be returned: and any
hfstclAss plumber and gasdtter 10 authorized 70
sst them up and guarantee them. The oas Co
that are rented,
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
g 'CREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. =


Trains cohMoDioys WELL VENTILATED well
the low o.
the
Daily Los Angeles herald., 1884-03-18
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The daily enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1884, 1884-03-20
What the 'Thundererr says of "Tc-
cump."
rT x~Io,, T;.,,o.
London Times. /

Gen. Sherman bore pre-eminent
part IN the execution of the mastery
movements to which the collapse of the
south was due. In the worlds military
history his famous progress through
the heart of the Confederate states
will fill broader page than the re-
morseless shock of dead weight hurled
by his chief against the insurgent front.
It's audacity was calculated audacity.
He inflicted moral wound more dis
astrous than the material shock. By his
flank march he shattered the nerve OF the
enemy. The absence of resistance on his
expedition through Georgia to the
sea was not happy accident on which
his success depended. He was pre-
pared to fight, and would have fought
and conquered, if opposed, in Georgia
as lie fought and conquered the next
year in the Carolinas. In him tho
United States had the good fortune to
possess born general, who has always
understood war as game of skill as
well as trial of brute strength and
dogged endurance. Except Gen. Lee,
it would be hard to say what COM
raander on either side committed fewer.
mistakes and earned victory more
gigitfully than Cen. Sherman.
The daily enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1884, 1884-03-20
Black Hills Freight.

For freight bound for Deadwood the
Northern Pacific, in conjunction with the
Omaha and Northwestern roads, has made
a rate of rs cents per 100 pounds if
shipped by way of Belfeld, Nedora or
Dickinson. All three towns were con-
tending for this special rate on Black
Hills freight and SO it was made equal for
ALL
The daily enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1884, 1884-03-20
MONTANA NEWS.

A pack trail is now open from Bel.
knap to Eagle City.
The river has opened for the second
time at Fort Benton.
The Northern Pacific shops at Mis-
soula are to be begun in June.
There will be three thousand locust
seeds planted in the Beaverhead valley
this spring,
The men who were hurt couple of
weeks ago in a railroad collision at
Jocko are recovering.
There are now between seventy five
and eighty telephones in the Helena
Telephone Exchange.
The Birch Creek Prospecting Com
pany is producing fire iron ore. The
company has contracted to supply the
Bell smelter at Butte, with iron ore
for fuxing.
The soldiers at Fort Shaw seem to
be discontented lot and are deserting
at the rate of from two to four per
day. None of the deserters have as
yet been apprehended.,
William Rose, Northern Pacific
express messenger who made his home
in Helena, had u dispute with a hotel
waiter in Portland and received stab
with knife from the effects of which
he died.
There were over fifty conversions in
a recent revival led by Messrs. Van
Orsdel and Riggin at Dillon. Among
them was the noted Con Orem, for
merly the champion light weight prize
fighter of America.
The heavy snow down in the Bea-
yer canyon section caused numerous
delays in the trains of the Utah and
Northern during last week. Railway
men have had great trouble in keeping
the canyon open.
A company of Helena men have in
corporated to build a railroad from
Thompson's Falls to the Coeur d
Alene mines. We thought the Helena
men were devoting all their energies
to the construction or Inauguration Of
the Bentou branch.
The Piegan Indians held at Benton
for completely in the murder of Jones
on Arrow creek have been discharged.
Information has been received that the
real murderers were three Canadian
Blood Indians, but it is doubtful if
they are captured.
A letter received in Bozeman by
gentleman whose brother writes him
from the much -talked-of region, is
anything but complimentary to the
Coeur d'Alene camps. He writes that
men are glad to get work at $500 a
day, and pay from that $500 week
for board.
The daily enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1884, 1884-03-20

without gloves, but I'll chance it with
this duck. My money is up and any
match Sheehy makes in Chicago I'll
stand by. There is no chance now for
Thompson to get ont without fight"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-06-05
Arrival and Departure Of Malls.

Mail east and west via. G. B. No.
Pacific Il: r. arrives, 1 u III, leaves
: 80 y IA, daily.
Alma and NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. ~
m, Mondays, Wednesdays aud FRI
days; leaves pm.
Long Island and .Phillipsburg-Ar
rives L fFii and leaves , p. M, on
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
Nance and Phillipsburg-Arrives,
p. H., Tuesdays and Fridays; leaves
s Il. M, Wednesdays and Saturdays.
Wagnersville and ,Phillipsburg-A
rives 2 p. III. and leaves p. III. on
Tuesdays Saturdays. - - =
Post-Office HoErs-Opens 8 a IN,
closes at = p nj. Sundays opens 8 q III,
and closes p m, closes 10 a IN and 80
p III. Money order business closes, at
6pm. No money order or register
etter business transacted Sunday.
:fta: G, SPAULDING, Pm.