New-York tribune., 1884-10-24
TyY TALK or THE DAY.


,, cr,,,,a elected Mr. Cleveland by such large
,os,o,tty that u has grown niafinea "o"'' ~
s,.,. 4, ..v. are often % source OF weakness !"
o.,,y lust so; hut you won't have any eaN! ""-
Iofity 60 weaken you this Tine
swell .aurhicr your mother aud have been no@.n con
sntif lr'nl,ii vo" M" In the parlorl oh. thank
,ou papa. for seeking my advice" sho.'" P''''' ~
Windows. by all means - bps'oh bu"so"
An rnelsh surgeon says thnt shaving is deadly
r,aeec and " steadily indulecd In shortens lie by scVe
,ea ami Arabs believe tina, washing the face Is simply
an indirect form Of suicide II is not therefore without
,ea that the tramp looks with noble scorn upon these
practices of u degenerate civilization
aIs your chum close studen' wrote father % 70 Il7
Ion couldn't borrow V ot him II You we're ia hc "s'
STAGES OF starvation. - Burlington Free fiesS'
An Arkansas widow has taken contract TO bnd thfee
miles OF leveo along the river And the worKmeh sd!
that she 4. moe cruel and mercess boss thah any man
thoy ever worked for
Young Pmks-~ Ah m deah fcllah so delighted TO see
von i}ah the way, when does tho aw fox-hunths
season open this yeaahl Master OF HoundsL% Gan I l
give the exact date but II wil oe % I'm, WhV cant
you Ak the date now, bah Jovof Well; you rc, ~,
laHt Week" Aw, we have to wait until he gets back
eh Too bd. too bad Bah the way wlat % 1ia hc 40 W
Incand fohl" For a foN.'-lPhilaieipha 'a"
Mr. Beccher called Mr.. Blaine and told him OF GER
tain charges he had heard against h official honesty
.nd made other Insulting remarks him. Mr.. Blaine
denied the charges but throughout the conversation
treated lr. Beecher gentleman should treat an
other and didn't call him a" continental iar, as Mt
Beecher seems to think he ought 70 have done Ihere
fore Mr. Beecher believes him guilty ana his Il al there
isni lie must be minded who can't see that the
only man hurt by all this is Mr.. Beecher bmset
Saws prominent business g For the first time
In nv life see great metropolitan newspapers afraid 10
give the news or comment upon the great demon
stratons occurring here such the business mems All
Street meeting for Blaine. This scare OF the cleveland
papers being noticed by business men on both sides
1t IA stated that 1000 preached in this
country every year. but 1t is not known how many are
practisedL
This Is the way in which California paper describes
an editor Master of mysteries and lord OF law hiSn
pinnaced upon the throne OF thought his face fused
with dim splendor. his legs ntertwsIed and his tongue
acneek the editor spills his will along the paper and cuts
1t oh in lengths TO suit
One OF New-Yorks charitable institutions has been
sending polite notes to aged wealthy ladies' ana gentle
men requesting be rememb red IN their wills Moth
ing ike speaking in time but is quito chartthc to re-
OF the wayl- Boston transcript
Mr. 10" Mackin, who is OF Chicago's most
eminent Democratic statesmen. has pretty poor
opinion senator Bayard have no doubt III my own
mind lie says, that Bayard is dandy IN his way ana
would make the White House shine; but as ratter
among the boys he is not success am afraid What
we want out here Is who has fat on his liver One
who has claws. This is time for fne-haired work
We want a who has got spikes In the heels o his
boots. AMI who when he comes down VIII shake the
whole building. and If need be- pull it down 80 far as
am concerned stand good deal of this glt-edged
work but YOU take the gang and they want man who
viii grab them by the seat OF the breeches and drag them
around the floor My friend the Senator Is not an artist
In this line"
The friends Of Conkling would have The same
consideration the friends of any other man under
Blaine's administration. provided they were Republ
sans-,sas what THE TRIBUNE tried TO tell corrospon
dent yesterday The types turned consideration into
compensation" but probably the meaning was clear
enough.
Professor Milne. of Japan says that last season was
atntively poor one for earthquakes. He doesn't
state whether they planted too many In hill. or
crop damaged ny the drUuth or the Hoods Opd
the seeds. hnt suspect the Democratic organs viii
attribute their failure to the Republican administration
- Nurfetown Herald