Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-10-18
BRIGHT BITS.

FEow ire prumpter's box; Actor in
WHISPER Nv hzt have ! % Dc noWe ~froEp-
ter: -ENlt.n Actor ~N heret "Rromp-
ter: In different directions g'-EuEa0ris1-
iseiss-
NOT worth 8 division: Little Dick hsd two
spples given him sYOu ought 70 let your
little sister have one OF these suggested his
mother. Nv here Is shes" ''She i asleep"
.-Noh. guess III eat EN- bot myself. What
good'u 8 maple do her Il she's ssleepf'f--Selr
York 11l 1ad Ez1rsss.
my DEAR Boy said the grsy-haired old
uzl. placing Ills hand on the young &ttor-
ney's shoulder and looking him kindly II the
eye Don't get discouraged there's always
ising young lawyer. Il got onto that act the
first time / stopped at : hotel. ''-.S9. PGEl Her
aid.
Az UNRTvALED health resort: ssOf al the
watering places commend ne % PyTmOnr.
FrA1lein SchultZe. from Berlin, came here
suffering from s severe attack Of impecuniOs-
ity and II three weeks she was perfectly
cured - BY drinking the waterss" NO.
wealthy American. whom she Is going 70
marry. Der Clk-
u USDERsTA AND that burglars entered your
store last night. NJ. Is1acs' ''1 r. abeE deE
5o-zf lake suvtaIuEsr Were they fright
ened away VA, der low prices marked on
der goOts frightened dem away. Blme-by
cheaper den stealing. Dots a t-yelluf dollar
coat; take him for three dollar.-Ssu YORK
Mad and EsDrsss-
s.WHAT makes you look 50 Disguised, sharp"
asked one young lawyer Of another the other
day. why. ron know that old skinninI.
Jones, don't y0uf'' The mlIlionairee Yes"
well. he died yesterday without making
will and here are half the lawyers IN town
starving 70 death. His hers viii probably
get every cent. the cORfOunded old hunks. -
san Fr1Heisc1 P0st.
This chicken doesn't seem very tender"
ventured one Of the boarders 10 the landlsdy;
s.Oh. yes. il must be- she replied. Il raised
It myself, n M own yard Tender. n
chicken as / have seen il, extending its mo-
therly protection 70 It's little ones and tender
II shield them from every danger, You would
think twice before saying Il isn't tender
WssLeyGH 4 dUoeIts-
WIFELT ASSIST ANCE: Hubby. dear. I hope
don't intruder well, you know. am i'm
mersed IN study: but never mind. as you have
come. Just 0blige me By looking up Hamlet
IN that big volume up yOnde-. want
refereuce'F Wife turning over the leaves:
Hamlet. Hamlet isn't here. love" tool
gracious. wherever are you lOoklngt wife
slightly hurt: Why, where 40 you tnlnks
o the directory, Of course sch usifser
ZsitEHg.
Doth Corydon his PhiIlls fair await
Beneath the moon,
or swing with her upon the garden gate
And sweetly spoon;
For when the forest leaves begin 70 turn,
Apart from all turmoil,
They sit within the parlor snug and burn
The old mans coal and oil
-SoMsrCiLEs Journal.
"AN' phEat are yez goin' TO vote for Misther
Blaine for. Misther Mulcahyt" IAN. falth
it's on account Of the tariff. shure. Mlsther
O'Flynn." AN phwat Is the tariff, Mister
Mulsahysr Il don't know II / can IXplaIn
the technality ar il, Misther 0'Klynn." But
how does it Wurruek. Misther Mulcahy:'
Its about this way, Misther O'Elynn.
whether Blaine is elected, or whether Cleye-
land i elected. we will still continue 70 shovel
dirt a. heretofore. ''-ChrisffdH az Work.
A JrG and Jar. which found themselves
on a shelf together. began to plume them
selves on their Merits. Il cost 3 cents, OBJ
served the jug. "And my owner walked ten
miles to secure me" replied the Jar. II hold
two gallons Of water Ana am nearly al
wavs filed with milk" "Ny master takes me
70 the bayfield, and gives me the shadiest
spot" sAnd the women carry me in their
arms I'D and down the cellar stairs" They
were still disputing when the Peasants wife
entered the room and said 10 herself: My
husband having brought home new tin pail,
/ can now throw the old jug and Jar out Of
the back door" Moral: Our merits are best
known 10 ourselves; our faults 70 the world
The IgdepeadeHf.