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Mtssrs. fleming Eros: Is, +. ~ b. -
sirs,--l take this opportunity of informing you
Of the benefits have derived from DR.. d, Mo-
LGnes Lctr Plls. have fortwo yearspa bcen
conpanicd with nervousness and sense Of dizxi.
ness; a n,alady beyond tie power and skill Of our
physicians to relieve and cure, caused, us far as
myself could judge, by diseased state OF the
liver and stomach. Some Of the doctors tried
bleeding, and various other remedies were tried,
but all in vain. for the dccp.rootcd disease sill
stuck fast. At last, procured box OF your val.
liable Liver Pills from druggist here, and found,
after taking portion Of them, that the disease
and painful sensation over the eyes have almost
entirely left me. will close by advising NIL those
afflicted as have been, to procure the valuable
medicine at once and save much time and pain,
respect, remain, yours respectfully, 80
RS CRo. W. RUSSELL, Tosoa,o.
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WHEELING 4 FlTTsB UKGH DIvI.
" SION, b. \ o. R.R. 49, ~
IN aud after November 49, trains will arrive
and depart az follows-Whee!!ng tine: =. ~
t"- S''sh"-sh-G:.0 4. "a. and SOS .. m dD,ly.
except Sunday. lIYaI -. = - - '"' ~
70. sson-6:eo, 9o5 q. IN, sos, 6:ls p. m,
except Sunday - ~ :. - -, - y
From ~asnlngten-s:oo. $50 a. ~, lis, $50 p. IN.
Trains leaving Wheeling At Go q. m. aud sos n.
H. Y. make close connss,i2n at Warrington iof
pittsbnIgh Division Tor baltimore aud onpcl!byilo
COKE Eegion; and points cast OF Pittsburgh, -,
y, Nh, 4. oRD. Cen Pass. lgt Ealtiulorr, Md.
rH9S; N s King, Gen. Suppl, pitlspurrh, Pa.
y. D. SMlTH. PNsS. AHrnl r1ttshu rrh Pa q y. 8.
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HAVE been a ut,erer for years with O.
tsfrb, and under physician's troatmeut 10,
over q year EIy's Cream Balmgsvs mo i'm.
msdia,e relief. Il believe I'm entirely cur.
edo: y: DAVIS, Firs. National Bank, El.zs
beth, N. J. 7z7 tE=a 18Th 6sE rrfH&y .
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lFynu ere suffering from saase OF frtrrme
irfd'1'iess try one bottle OF Ayers Sarsapsr illa.
1t W cost you but one dollsr, and viii do
you incal cu!abls good. 1t will do away WITH
shn' tired feeling, and giys you new lifa AND
energy. ilg..r..7,57i ,r5'5gU 49,. nav
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0.>h';es.:li'altl;tte,lliqs.llt:r':
lisce: nos. a5 Hud .! T0uriccn,h Strcet
A fAsiIIOSAHI.E pENlTssT,

HatpaI Basaar. -----'-- N yie'5t' #..45
Inn't YOU think TIA. my now suit Il ,tyilshY u
VI, lou SEQ It's tho true Lenten pr ~. wi : -, Y
LOUIS u BLACK, but think this IL better;
mo'eapptopilate, too, every way.
Thcn Just look at the little nuns bounot ~
MIN almost no trimming, YOU sor: ~
ana inc chatelaiue with ray ur,bOox hung OF, H.
think iIh as cute US can b.. - = =
You know It's tho latest French fashion
10 oftks very plhiDly III Luut, 7gIT-I,4,f..l-
Ana lay aside Jew Is mud IAccs.
10 hhow your religious intent; f
30 nnade up my mind that this season, ,I
Fof a chsrHt, I'd be very leyout. ~ w
Lnl lhni church twice 4 day Is !a,isuiGx
ihail IND, Gro Lents over, no doubt,
II Isn't tho afternoon service, ~
e, nut Hettlng up early, mind,
on!. we glf:s are all gotHg TO datt 'u
Anu don't want to DO lett behind,
Bside', the new CITRATE Is charming: ...
:. MS fegtins Is perfectly kweet, b.. II
Fahhy Harris Is Silly Gbnut him
1hAt girl has no end OF couteIt .".
Mhy. she really thinks he admire, her. &
r, 90 she goes iu for ehyich wnrf, you know:
hwhY shes 10 awfuIly plou;-
dood'by' iiyou really mu,I TO-
{. & -----il-I.Eg. Mrs. p. HANDY.
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The Voltaic Belt Co, Marshall, Mich, Offer
10 send Dr.. Dyes VolMic Belt aud Appl.
Ances on trial, for thirty days, to men, young
Or old, eiiltcted with nervous debility, los
vitality, and Etudrcd troubles. sea adyer.
iisemeut in this paper. sN-,S rrns4w
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REMARKS,


The Qua!ity OF the oir.,iygs thi, week IL or,,e
as 8oou Hs 1t was last week but they numbcr m
les. thaa they did then. Yet the Lupoly is nuite
EQUAL 70 I very moderate demand, which is con.
nneu 10 ,he supply Of oar o#n home butchers ou
iatafe, and spring lhnbs Al lu4lsc Same lime inst
pHees io' sheep were l>asac anI sp,ng lambs
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Kidney ny ~" -,S1lhIrs'Ccmtn 10 h%ip ne
suffered l,l,n", II Ed. llh IN u cur ~, me-
cM.t uOt St'ep''' LEiii. PhihLln3,,.
Wheeling, ". Va.
ua,,u.ct .:Uur, Impaired Voice; -SHf
Ciirth, fo? rn,,rI,, ECtiCiUc, failed 10 mop ne
ssssa !s c SA + nS CT ,ppucx.
n, s,e,drI 4 90, Hhecli' &. W. Va,
'" r,,,s,ca stomach "Trcatmen
~ p;ms..yIhl % yIS WIFI IT. sa,iucS Agent
hs lIAd Assn iOi IH'lT!eEh WyIH Aili
RuaDips 50 tsoa ',s H,nu, c 10" W. ~
tcft'uuIt IA, ioufuen SctS SV'"hs M''n'" ~
s.ip bin. D'.IH' H IN iHTnEglSE CAPa,
yikct Street, VII ciitg, ". Va.
.,.,,n.l f,r ycGrS with fArCef Ind
Gamer. !,1tmCS KIUnrncd after each oIel'
aim. NJ tM'sn ''N MAJ. II, NJ. CIRCUIT,
oipaln ,.,,,w-rl.t on INV back Ter Is
rs. fltun,Wt 1rIny Dr. Smith cured mo
w,hOu, kuIle III h'' ">S THOMAS COLLIN,
ala f;,ae., vain 81 Wheeling, WA.
"a0. tss.o NJ kcc,un, rrcIapS''s mud Pies
UI6TAtto,In, IN :" IN die and ptnnouticCd incurtb.e
"SA'Llven, me without fnile
D. snl'i WAslliSulV NJ.
Martins Ferry,
:, n r,df yfI'es:--"DE ap'ithk p o.es.
Rev. II: ICts /. ny itmiy have tceiI most satit.
,ionN'C nj Il c,rrrn"ud hun to al! u sehtAm
u T. SS.si L,;s b. : :n SsY .gsse Y
III se'ch " srEhs4ld md a taps worm sud
%9,,S1c s rem SSi lnou.'t, ~ fec! l2nE.
s.,,s G%s!s ssn s Sss
Ptreir t,tEsyS' skIu, blnai, neryo"s Sir:c inns
.tnmt,li;t Misc. Of men RGd youth, SC QUA a.d
s WI pslfv 10 ny 'icvr's
ftia ea't1, hI.,AI,r may 10 treated BY iet'c,
f. t.iSt,HI.t,ctSn guaranteed. a chat lot tei.ex'
iM Wa, .ant Oh receipt OF Two tleccent ktAnEs
s+a ,,ivicIe.uncI ice; oro, ,o,,s ,,,,, q
tr ,.-ry daily. tHll uu or Adartss
Az" JOHS y. SMITH. 81. D.,
-, -, mi ,hNn'r"t' "hH'''ilV W. Va
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The receipts hte fully equal 10 very mode,at.
demahd. tho numbers exceeding these Of asi Wert
nearly 100 head. The quality ill9ws some i,ttie
impfoysmeut OVER that Of ias! weeks offerings but
lh+se nileC. prices Of tho better grades, We oo,.
~ law sailing al either extreme: most s,its
AT hh1 near oc. Last Sslr &c me time wCr. yHsiic
THE sAHgP MARKET. f', - -
Arrivals his TeeS....... Q ,s,
Arrivals last :, n9a
al3lNtth UllS yGtlf y,
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/ ff0rhfvrtt's

Horhfvrtt's Acid ,<hes:,t,at", IN Debility
' fsO,n GvcrwOtie. lI
d.. 9: W. Collius, Upton, Ind, says: ~
used it in nervous debility brought on BY
overwork in warm weather, with coed re-
aults." g'n-r' IN rrhsaw
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NorE1Sa fqua's Aliens Bilious Phys;o In
quickly relieving Cost:veress, Headache
dsattburn and al! other Bilious Troubles
% cents, large bottle. -Atdrnpgists. 7rh.ap
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DR.. ]. E. SMITH, 1'''!.!
No. A'V' Scar fourteenth street
MEDICAL.

rh,bet eJldehc" ,v,,(r,ttt The Increasing de-
,..,IS6ny Of ~ p,"Ni piy.tei rto, . that have
n.nn iCrrni p,V :S,i isItly Win thoc who have
ots.sUd ne. i, "fryh have misty hatdttd ger.
s5 ssfibi.'Oa. li' wSoa, have cuiCd after they
Ia Isct IS1 tS% %t!N,Is a, ias.
70 70 And hui"H'i''l In rsNInuWl4i pFchl!tfistes
sI.s oOEfVih'yi -, W m nv plenlu management IN
.si llIc. ll!eaS VI, iSIblc, GnI ltAhEy give
,ufr, I.,J MY OpIai'h'
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TIE Prince Of Iron and Blood and the
House Of Milk and Water are now at peace.
Courier Journal F5itg. 4 n -
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, kEaAExs ON nEEp CATTLE,
me arrivals OF heel cattle during the wcck
anlo9hieuto 9slhead. against 1881 head last wcck
ana ,h .ss INC eoiresEondlg week OF last year aud
week. anu 673 head the Corresponding wear n ~
year, aud were as follows: w. " '.''
To Baltimore butchcrs..,.. -,s
TO County M m
TO Washington lily butchers lT
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MALARIA positively cured with Emory's
Standard Cure Pills. u never failing remedy;
purely vegetable, contain no ,!uiae, sugar.
coated.-o cents No. j. rrhsAw
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INsto HorE.
Mr.. and Mrs. Williams, No. a4s Seventh street,
testify that they have both been suffering with the
time they have spent n large amount OF money
and tried many remedies, but to no purpose,
Finally. hearing Of DR.. Q. IcLaae't Listr, trUs,
prepared by Fleming Bros, Pittsburgh, Pa,
coraing TO the directions accompanying each box.
and now pronounce themselves perfectly cured Of
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The market Ian bce,i a.sr@G%rv s" -" w
prices raecing kh35se, and III some caMS xc ioSo,
ihsn ruled last Monday. The qualify averaged
tbout as last wees osersngs, medium and com,
moa Gattie hSiny fiiry we represented among The
oMtsihss ina decline III ,cls was the IL st OBJ
tervrhie. ling tot greater than The lowest frSc.
ilon-Achboyc. Prices 81 Is to So IS per ito ihs
WIZ mos: sslss from 81 70 to S. 6: per i0J lbs.
:, M q Cous-Trade l. fair for good cows. while IL
% hnirs eohol. Ff1ees s'0 O)tu s5O 0ptr head
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The Rev. GEo. 4. ,THAyrn, Of Bourbon,
Ind, says; both myself and wife owe our
lives to sn1Lou's CONSUMPTION Cuax,n iIl,
ARE you MADE miserable by. Indigestion.
Consultation: Diszine,s, Loya Of Appetite,
yellow fkiug shiloh's VitaliEes Is positive
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HAY~EEHER
A Thorough Treatment will Cure.

Urcquallgd Tor COLD In the HEAD, Headache
mud nca!ncts. or any kind OF mucous mcmbranal
irritation; send for c'culsr God by all whole
sale and retail dInggtta, Price 20 cents. G0cGnts
.l4,.-.- KLi DEo1llER', Druggists.
-mr25 rrhyiw -fl E'Ws5-- ilwIGo Y Y,
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y snlLon's CArARRu REMEpy-a positive cure
for Catarrh, Diphtheria and Canker Mouth.
!. For sale by Nolan Bros and A, T. Young,
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H, ,,yais in I'M @ sos
Arrivals oneyear 20
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Why WILL Ycu cough when shiloh's Cure
will eve immediate relief. Price 10 cts, 50
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,r,,np Proof.

,, md Liver vI,,gr' aHd ln ,n hnln M
Y SaS%T ,nihj-' SoIAlpIE; ZENITH Fm n cHr d az"
NM not r'eu' q "u' zGiii. PHlLLlH3,,.
yves NhCelNIg, W. Va.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS,
A IEXANDER BONE, ST.,

Notary Public, General nur,ncH and Mcansod
zeal EtAte Agent, 5ock and Honey Broker
peSt& !easns Acknowledgements, md Partnership
hsntmcrS dawn up. hcrchapls' md Manuiac.
MNt. 9oots opened. Houses Rented, EenH col.
iected, Collections psomptly rcmi!,cd-all business
@HnwpoHdeneo eouadentlslly attended to. No.
N6s Market Street, "Dils Dlant." Garner Naval
sNA Iweltth N-ctts wherl.nF " We. uol7 !,
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The Dogs Dressfnaker.

A visitor TO the Establishment Of Ma
dame Ledouble, the famous dog modiste
in the Palais Royal, says that all day
long series Of pugs and smooth haired
terriers arrive at her salons to try on their
garments and have their paletots fitted
AS they have occasionally, like their
owners, to await their turns, small mats
aud rugs are scattered over the waxcd
f1oors, so that the little dogs may be com
Portable while anticipating their interview
with their modiste. They have sevc Al
changes Of dress in their wardrobe, which
they wear according to the hour or the
temperature of the day.
When they take their morning walk
in tho Bois with their mistress the "cor.
rect thing" is paletot Of dark blre cloth,
warmly lined with red flannel, and a
military gorget coming high up under
the leather collar, which il hung with
bella. The monogram Of the dogs mis-
tress 10 no longer embroidered on one
corner Of the psletot. That is out of
date-nnd why should little dog be out
of the fashion? So mortifying, you know,
when it aees other doggies carrying their
monograms in tho middle of the back,
the correct place. To complete this
morning toilet bunch OF violc,s 10 fast-
ened on the left shoulder.
On mild days the little creatures have
Excelsior" pnletoto in dark green cloth,
lined with bright yellos silk and en-
broidered in silk Of the color of the lining.
The monogram 10 worked in similar silk.
The collar 10 black velvet with gilt bells
pendant from it.
On very cold days the paletot 10 seal
akin, with handsome buttons, and the
little things wear fur collars
in silver. For travelling tar.
tan paletot is dc rigusur, with harness of
red leather, having detachable reins.-
London Truth.
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"When did you send your messengers,
! for have not the faintest recollection
of their coming" rcjoined the old man.
81 sent them," answered Death land
if they care quietly and gently, remind
cd you in loots and touches, you should
have needed the;r Bilent but expressive
admonitions."
Explain yourself" said the old man.
"for do not understand. You talk in
riddles or fables."
Easily enough DONE" said Death.
"When | first came you were young
man your hair was black as q ravens
wiDg-now it is grey, and your locks are
tbinned by age. That was my first mes.
seDger. Those eyes Of yours were bright
and uudimmed by age now see you
use glasses to aid your failing sight.
That was my second messenger That
form Of yours was utout and strong, un.
bent by yesrs; now you tottcr az you
walk and lean upon your cane for sup
port. That was my third messenger.
Your babe, whom | saw in your lap, has
grown to mans estate and is himself q
father and your grandchildren remind
you that your years have not been few"
But hear me, said the man, "what
you have said is very true but my cares
and business affairs have been 80 great
that / have neglected TO make prcpara.
tions for SO important aud serious jour
ney. l have made no preparation to
meet you o Death, though knew you
were coming ct some future time, but
not 80 soon. am not prepared 20 mcc,
my Creator and Judge now. Give me a
little more time-jusl few years more,
will you no,?"
NO." answered Death, "ifyou failed to
attend to so great matter for so long a
time, the fault is yours, not mine.
warned you before but you needed not
you must now go, prepared or unpre.
pared, and the consequences be upon
your own immortal soul. Come :" and
laying his cold band upon the old man,
his soul departed. Sunny South.
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Tobacco and the Voice.

While tobacco il now we'll known to
injure the system in every possible way,
and to an extcrt not generally apprecia-
ted, the voice is affected more than may
be supposed. 1t may not be of much use
to warn the enslaved victim of tobacco
to give it up, having, as general princi-
pie. lost much decision of character by
it's degrading influence; out it may be
we'll to warn the young, who may be will
ing to receive advice from older persons.
The effect on tho voice may be little
more apparent than upon certain other
organs. On this point there is the best
medical authority in decided coudemua.
ton. DR.. Allen says: tobacco Injuries
the voice, of which any QUE can be con.
vinced by observing the harsh, thick,
husky, mumbling, and insonorous voice
of the confirmed tobacco user" Prof.
Mue.o says: "The habitual use of tobacco
in any Of iss forms produces harsh,
aqueaking condition Of the voice" Dr..
Woodward, we'll known in connection
with the Massachusetts Lunatic Asylum,
10 even more direct in his opposition to
the use Of the poison, declaring that
every case of bronchitis and loss of voice
10 either directly caused OF aggravated by
the habitual use of tobacco" The testi.
mony of auch men, Of great attainments
in medical acience-men of experience
and obaervation--is entitled to considera.
tion.- Golden Rule.
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pouring in on the Mutt family and tho
counsel for the defence from all parts Of
the country. James Mutt will not re.
turn to Uniontown.
PI1TsBURG, January 23.-The hearing
as to James Nuts present mental con-
dition took place this morning before
Judge Stowe and resulted in the prison
er's release. Doctors Wylie, Huronoud,
Beatty and Christy wero examined and
all agreed that at the present time Mutt
nas of soaad mind end fully responsible.
and thought that it would be perfectly
safe to restore him to liberty. He was
then discharged, and after receiving the
congratulations Of those present repaired
to Major Browne office, where his
mother, sister and other relatives had
gathered to receive him. On the way he
was rendered perfect ovation. Hun.
dreds Of people followed in front Of and
behind him. Old mon pstted him on the
back. Women crowded around him, and
children puehed and showed to get look
nj the boy made famous by the great
trial. The scene in Major Browns Office
was very affecting. Nuts mother and
sister wept bitterly as they threw their
arms around him and the JOY they ex.
pressed seemed 10 know no bounds A
number of jurors who sat in judgment on
Mutt were admitted and shook his hands
warmly, one remarking: Jimmy, if
they do anything to you in Fayettc send
them down and wo will see 10 them"
BY this time the crowd on the outside
was go large that it was found necessary
to call officers TO clear the streets. Tho
family was then driven to Major Browns
house for dinner, and this afternoon at
4 o'clock all will return to their home at
Uniontown, where James will be tender.
ed reception. 1t was the intention at
first to send the young man TO his uncle's
near Brownsville for few days; but the
plans have been changed, and he will go
home with his mother.
A special to the Iost from Uniontown
says: James Mutt was met at the depot
by crowd of 300 persons, and was wild. y.
iy cheeTed. lie was 81 once driven
homo, where ho intends remaining qui.
etly.
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An Even Thing.

Are you sure tha, this is gen;lc
horsc"' asked man Of a colored gen.
tleman, from whom he wished to pur
chase buggy horse.
"Gentlest hoss in dis town. A chile
kin dribe him. Ny wife is mighty
skeery oman, but she amt afeerd ob dis
boss"
Sorry to hear it" said the white man.
"a gentleman who is running against
me for Office gave me money to buy a
horse for him. don't want you to say
anything about it, but | want to yc, a
horse that will run away with him and
kill him"
"Den dis is de hoss, sab. Tore q
'spreSs wagn all ter pieces day afore yes.
tidy, an killed cullud gen leman. Jea'
suit yer, sab, for he will kill de nnfortu.
nate white man les, en- week"
"You trilling liar, wanted the horse
for my wife, and merely tested your hon.
esty. don't want him"
"Who's trihin' lar?"
you are"
81 amt no wuss den ycrse'i, boss ka,c
yerscf tolc Il lie jea' ter see cf I'd tell
one. White mans got ter git outen dc
bed mighty soon in de mawnin' ter bca,
me telIin' OBJ a lie, lemme ME tell yer.'
-Arkan5dm Traveller.
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How the Reading Farmer Is known

The read ng farmer is always known
by tie thrift and comfort Of his home
Ills home has no: the appearance Of q.
mere lodging place, bu, it has comfort
able look, and in most cases is surround
ed with trees and is ornamented with
shrubs and flowers. In many cases u
closely mown lawn surrounds the house,
giving, as it does to comparatively cheap
buildings, an air Of elegance and refine
ment seldom seen excep, in suburban
homes.
Tho reading farmer is also known by
the convenient arrangement Of the house
and barns. These will be found to be
arranged so as 20 cave steps The time
lest By inconyeniently arranged build.
inys on the farm is generally under.esti-
mated by farmers who do not read.
Reading bcgets thought, and thought
begets action in the right direction.
There is no reason why farm life should
not be more attractive than it is. A few
more books and papers will do much as
essential aids in soving The dcsired prob.
lem. The reading farmer is known by
his words and works. Planters journal.
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- Don't you think" said a husband
mildly rehuking his wife, THAT women
are possessed by the devil?" Yes"
the quick reply, "as soon as they are
married.
- Western paper announces the ILL
ness Of its editor, piously adding "All
good paying subscribers are requested TO
mention him in their prayers. The
O. hers need not, as the prayers of the
wicked avail nothing"
-"Iou had better ask for manners
than money" said finely dressed gen.
tleman to beggsr boy who had asked
for aims II asked for what thought
you had the most Of" was the boys
reply.
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A Moutana postmastar. who ,

= A Montana postmaster, who ar
ranges the mails for the little town Of
Birnery, livna eighty miles from Nota.
~ Public. When no sent in the frat
quarterly report he administered the oath
to himself aud then certified to the cor.
rectness Of the account. A reply camo
back from the red,tape headquarters at
Washington, that he had violated q
sacred precedent and must get Notary
Public to swear him. His retort was that
ho know no precedent that would assure
him mileage aud. travelling expenses fer
l6e miles 10 order e, get Notary's Gig.
nature. This left the Department not
leg to etand upon and they have since
observed discreet silence and allowed
the Montana man to swear as he pleases
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1884-01-31
The Red Sunsets EXPLAINED,

Though little diAident, she is quite a
philosopher, and as they sat together dis
cussing the recent phenomenal sunsets
she suddenly declared
Il think know the cause of them"
Iou do?" queried he.
Eyes"
Then you know more than the pro.
fessoIs do"
"Well, have my idea of it, any way"
What ia it?"
Il hate to say it before you"
"Oh, GOMEZ out with it; don, be
afraid Of me-
"WeIl-"
"Well-"
"Well, the sky b'u,hcs when she sees
the nuu 60 to bed ~
And exclaiming, There. now! I've
told you :" she hid behind screen while
he reviyed.-.Ncm York Com0,ercini .1d.
vertisrr
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1884-01-31
DID She Die .

No; abe fingered and suffered along,
ipining away ell the time for years, the
doctors doing her no good; and ct las.
was cured BY this Hop Bitters the papers
cay 30 much about. + Indeed irdeed /
how thankful we should be for that med.
icine." .s2f n ,sfs
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1884-01-31
What Dyspepsia Does.

1t grcvous pains BY day ard stn dreams by night.
It destroys the pleasure of good dinner.
i ours the disposition and makes its victim and pctllr
II makes the breath bad the eyes lcacic, and the skin saow
1t makes the appetite camicious and unreasonable
it causes constant grunblng and complaining.
What "Brown's Iron Bitters" Does.
It in,ortes the weakened stomach, and enables digest
1t promotes the enjoyment of a hearty meal.
1t ohc5 the blood improves the liver and cheers the mind
II Ir" the breath clears the cycsgh and makes the skin natural
ln%s rrr and healthy desire for food proper times
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