The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1884-10-17
4 College Nan Who l)ii Net Redeem .
CommrniIy.

A man who had farm Tor sale went
into the Office u country editor. AMI
after introducing the <ub. ect.matter u
his call. said
Mister. ! am powerful scarce o.
money m KANT pay YOU right now.
but i you'll wait till after the farm i
soid. Why can pay you for The adver
tisement then.
Il haze proposition which ! think
Will ~. - yon y being fair rcpliet
the editor after moments reflection.
NOW. III PM III double column "A.
and run i for . year. You needn't
pay any money no cash demanded.
Tor 81 the end q the year I'll lake the
farm IN payment Tor the advertise
ment. Ihen. you see. you viii ha
advertised and disposed u your farm
without expense"
That str kes me - being little
perruliar. said the farmer. .'Ihars
ritnmetic in II <ome~ har. but kaIn't
Sc il. reckon 4 better Zee ms wife
a.ore ! 20 inter any SOFT 'rangcmenis-
jest Wat here please"
The editor chucIkei over his shrcud.
ness AMI laughed III anticipation a tho
farmers ast0ni>hment when an ex-
Pianation u the scheme should b.
made. Fiji show him, the ed..or
unused, -'that il is not every mans de-
s-re % impos. on the farmer Then IN
put IN small al. and won't charge
anylh ny
While the e.litor was thus musinr.
the farmer re-cn'erei the Office. III
carried long black whip. and in HE
eve there danced an expression who-s
fantastic capers bcdei no god tor ths
newspaper man.
What did your wife say asked
he editor. CHANGING nervously Al tie
whip.
''She lowed il wuz fu-t rate trade.
Tut aforc We IDENTIFY ourselves III the
great business D. this heah life. H. step
out here an Il; me give yon better
dee o VINO am. 4 L. don't hang back
ail the man that BIZ the pun kin I'll cugh
The crark . The fence: yes. an that
amt All. am the on . non :isat
swallowed scorpion an then SLAPPED
The bark on = lcvsll tree. On. Come oat
here
II wasn't going - eheat You" de.
cared the ca tor. "a was merely jok- !
ing In mo ent more I was going
80 explain and h4ye good laugh VT 1
yon. don't want 10 hur, ron-
'-nnn Ae Nncass on that pint. Mr.
Newspaper man. iur 1 Con low rha. \
ven -hall hurf me LONE out here an I
dance 10 the music o the Mhipppor-
Viii.
The editor saw n - the visitor wa.
possessed ri that ,antaiixin- sl-termina-
ton which VI. ass rown under q sm II. I
lone hing most H. done >hould BE- 4
I. uiciIx snhmi; 70 : whipping. name. \
would crawl D his s.bs r.St:on Ill |
like caterpi lers craving fnim the \
shade y hen The mr. grnws chilly Ic I
defend himself would ~ 0sitiyely I
fir the Old fellow would |
turn the putt end ~ the whip The l
editor stood near small window. he \
thought how easy X would L. 10 hop \
out Il tae sash were only aised. but \
how painful 4 night BE- u rae the
Ssh. he farmtr face g'owed with 4
satisfaction. lie laughed with the = ee
Of delighted Oh ID The editor CO.. ia
stand i no longer. He lea,,+l through
The window. carrying the sash with n
him. lie heard The iiesy crack III the
y nip. and no. cAac.ly with the sf..e.i
u iAe ante VI t0r The editor was
rather fat but with \ movement that
Mas not Sl0w. thu journalist went
through Tho vllla-- h. people
shnnird Acn threw up their hands
mt wncpred and women had to lean