New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-06-27
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

TIE Talk or THE DAY.
The World wants know II the campaign OF this year
will not turn on the issue of Honesty against Dis
honestly Oh yes it will turn very largely that way
But Honesty holds the fort aud will continue TO do 80
The aacrity with the Democratic House used TO
seat Chalmers Of Mississippi when ne haS S in
seating him after he really elected-lPlttsDurg Com
mercial Gazette
Franz Hilman the man who invented the polka, has
just died in Prague at the age Of eighty years
Politics divide men at times the frat Of rpo
watermelors makes the whole world kln.-lOihchnali
Enquirer
The Rev. F. Hopknson recently told number OF Ehg-
sh Conservatives that he thanked God daily that ne mas
no children because Mr.. Gladstone is rapidly bringing
the country destruction, and he does not wish any OF
the family TO see it.
The floods may come and the cyclones may tear things
all to pieces but Ohio lightning refuses TO strike anybody
but TideD.-[ Philadelphia Times.
The blacksmths OF Pesth Austria, have STRUCK 1hey
are required to work Ii hours day and half une on
sundays which they receive 81 90 week Ihey ask
for l. hours day work with their Sundays free, ana
So 50 a week Their employers laugh at these exorDl-
tant demands.
We are threatened with as many Thought readers" as
Mahdis new preenders to each post are cropping up
every week shall nave Great ram ~ 1ht fnseai
of pins London World
Calcutta paper tells OF railway station agent In
dia who recently the following dispatch to head
quarters: Train just due Tiger jumping about the
platform. Please telegraph orders"
Carl scluirz continues 70 fock all by himself lie Is
ceent company for himself this warm weather Both he
and himself good terms with schurz-lPhla'
dcphia Press
They lots OF fun out in Colorado sliding down the
sandy hills on shoves short time ago man was en-
gagged in this noble paste the shove became hot
that his trousers fire. Afterward he sat IN frying
pan half full Of water
YORK. son great TtGEer for pure E En-
yet 1t deliberately SPEAKS Vi % 20 caG
Observation-Disclosures "-IDetroit Free Press.
The PhadetDhta Chronicle has reading up divorce
cases. and to the conclusion that "stupd and
not Cupid the God of Love" In cases 1t is cupid
ty.
A girl on Pennsylvania-ave Washington, was over
heard to say as sac gaZed thOughtully at Dr. Mary
Walker: What penslve looking young mani He must
be a poet"-.WaterbTy American
man recently sent Texas editor some peaches in
payment for years subscription for paper The edi
tor was out peaches came, but able bodied
exchange hend in and ate up all the peaches
Now the editor says he wants the money right down for
that subscription and has the pits back to the sub
sorber, express charges unpaid.
As the days go swiftly by there is growing among the
Democratic papers a wise fear OF the strength OF Jim
Blaine The early shout and wild cry Of the unhinkng
have been sterny TOwned upon BY the thoughtful and
udcous The JOB that has been cut out for the party
recognized as hIstoasS ons oy al the wen informed
Cincinnati sun.
The late Charles A. Reed of Newton Mass IN HIS viii
directed that $4,000 OF his fortune be given 10 the
United states to used paying off the public debt
and calculated that this gift viii benefit each citizen
to the extent OF one-tenth of cent.
tits stated that shoal of goldfish mile long land
containing 10000 900 fish, will eat S40000,000 herring
in one week That IS about the number we supposed they
some people know they wouldn't eat 840 100000
III i've hundred years.-tNorrstown Herald
How will Cleveland take in New-Yorkp is the topic
which many Democratic papers are discussing at the
present time 1t is certain how he viii take In New.
York but s quite certain he able take
in much more than half Of the New-YOrk delegates.
The Ne,r York Sun, as nearly make out is in
favor of revision Of the tariff but opposed to revising
as the Maine dodger wss in favor Of prohibition, but
Fiery Gzzard" is the picturesque name OF post
Office In Tennessee.
Bismarcs physicians have forbidden his keeping late
hours and now the aggressive Chancellor says good
right the middle of discussion the American hog
and Wagner music and in bed snoring before the clock
strikes g. He says his health is much improved since
he adopted early hours FOR Herald
The State OF Louisiana has imposed license fee OF i've
dollar. on all newspaper men. just II they dog
catchers
The TRIBUNE thinks It worth while to print special
Rooseyetls still at Ferris 4 Merrihed's ranch on the
Little Missouri, south Of Medore hunting and playing
Illustrating some phases OF wild Western life at the Polo
Grounds Just north OF Central Park SO the balance OF
the continent preserved and the Atlantic slope does
not tip up."-[New-York Mall and Express.
The bitter element In out OF the rain, but
can't find any open. The Democratic latchsrng ia
not out. the dog Is keeping watch Above is he
sign "No kickers wanted We our own party"
"Pray, what's bolterr Johnny cried:
:" hear Of boilers every day"
"a boilers one" the sire replied,
"WhO can't command and won't obey"
-lSOmerville Journal.
The latest rival of the hackmen Niagara Falls Is
real live Indian princess who acts the "saleslady
OF bazar lust opened. She Is said To dress in
tune to which by her rank she is entitled" which 49,
probably wampum belt, a condemned army blanket,
and lot OF red and yellow paint.
Touon the French city In which cholera has made its
appearance noted for its unceanllness IL Is alleged
that the streets there almost dirty those Of
Philadelphia were last Philadelphia Press.
The Episcopal clergy generally do not beve Monsgnor
Capes story about Dr. Lee OF London going to the Jan
senists to got Episcopal orders.
"Go,er Cleveland" shouted tho Governors friends
under John kc.lys window. And Mr. kelly sailed forth
and went for him. Philadelphia Press.
The Philadelphia lettcrcarrers were obliged short
time ago to get helmets and them when on duty.
Some OF the men declared that they might we'll wear
metal pots q hot day and in other ways expressed
their contempt for their headgear. After carrying
the things around for few DAYS they received parms
sion to put them away and straw hats instead and
they are now happy again.
PA" asked the small boy OF the family why do they
have cowcatchers on engnesf' "Beeause, my sOh,
piled pa because tact H. they have 10 nave them
n order to catch the stock when they want to water T.
when the small boy asketh q hard CuestiOn-IBoat0n