The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-06
FEMININE FANCIES.
A Number of Notes Conce m.
ing the Sex.
And an Occasional Fling a
a Man.

There is a rumer ahoat that DR.
Mary Walker intends raising a
moustache.
Sleep may knit the raveled eleevs
of care, but it absolutely refuses to
darn holes in socks.
True love is 30 warm that ice-cream
will not throw a chill over it, Phila
delphia Chronicle.
The dearest girl on earth Is the one
that eats the most iee. ream.-
brakes Travellers Magazine.
It is an unblushing fact that the
rosy cheeks of the modern city belle
are due to ART Waterloo Observer.
No one ever saw two woman walk.
ing side by side, one wearing genu.
inc the other an imitation sealskin
sacque.
"The man who whistles need never
be feared" says a philosopher. We
don't fear him az much as we hate
and despise him.
Kats Field says: "There can be
found no grand men without grand
mothere." True, very true. Kate.
and great grandmothers. - Boston
Post.
The degree OF professor of con-
temporary sntiquities'' has been con-
ferred in New York. He is not, how.
ever. the manager of the ballet
troupe.
Just before q Hindoo woman dies,
q COW 10 brought ia. no that she may
hold its tail as her soul leaves the
body. This is probably for the pur-
pose OF switching her soul on to the
right track. via Che milky way.
A man named Yeast was married
in Oregon last week. There's one
cancellation for the young wife. She'll
have no trouble in making her hus-
band rise early in the morning-i!'s
bred in him.
She was admiring herself and s25
spring bonnet. do you think it
becoming, dear?" she asked of her
young husband. t'Yes, do" was
his response. 81 think it becoming
very decidedly dear"
"Pap, what's the meanin' of the
word woman?" swell, it comes
from the old Anglo-Saxon word woe
to-man. and OF late years it has been
abbreviated down to woman. 1
reckon you know now"
"Bangsl indeed" exclaimed Mre.
Crimsonbeak to her friend, Mrs.
Yeast, who bad suggested them !;
seven my husband wants me to wear
them. but he can't pull the wool over
my eyes in that way!".
it ia no wonder that the confidence
men succeed go we'll in New York.
They are about the only people in
that city who act az il they cared a
straw whether stranger lives or
dies Philadelphia Call.
There are some nine hundred
women doctors in this country, and
get it is the male physicians Who etart
ell the crusades against cersets. This
indicates that the female M. d is no.
going to do anything to spoil bust.
ness.
A Tt xss postm sster boasts OF his
being veteran OF three wars. but bis
boastiEg ia no evidence of bis bravery,
We have quiet little man up here
who has been married seven times,
and he never mentions il unleis
questioned on thu subject. This is
genuine heroism.
In New York q woman is paid six
cents for making a shirt and the
papers speak of it ss an outrage. YET
here in Vermont woman not only
doesn't get cent for making a shirt,
bat thinks herself mighty happy il
her husband doesn't swesr like 9
parrot at the way it fits.
My son, when you are fearlessl5
paradiDg with your girl, these COO
evenings, and see man standing in
his shop door, draped in a linen
duster and assiduouely working Q
lpalmlest fan, look cut for an ice
cream sign just back of him. and al
oncs cross to the other size OF the
street-you will find the walking
much pleasanter. and devoid of i'm
mediate danger.
A lady writing to the Memphis
Auoganche says: 1.-THE writer has
made the discovery that when q
woman learns to be perfectly at hel
ease in intercourse with business men,
and can walk into their Office without
trepidation, abe may often obtain
useful information and enjoy more
sparkle and fun, il you will, in hail
an hours conversation with several
substantial men Of business in their
own commercial houses and off ces
than she will find at half dozen
fashionable entertainments.
"Bah Jove," said Mr.. De Boggs;
''this is musty old place. isn't 1t
nowi"
"Yea," replied the young lady,
"these cid English ruins are mol
particularly attractive in some re.
spects."