Smyrna times., 1884-08-06
Here and Elsewhere.
A star router-clOudS.


Apart from the name there is very
little known of Alaska.
White robins fit about common
enough in some states.
Railway postal clerks are required
to have astonishing memories.
Yellow fever is an exhibit the New
Orleans exposition does not want.
Foreign ships will not come here in
ballast under a free trade love feast.
Southern peaches coming into mark
ct are small and not of good quality.
A national quarantine to be estab-
lished at Lewes, Del, is on the tapis.
Experience is dear schoOlmaster,
and does not always teach right either.
The DingIey Shipping Bill is not
altogether in harmony with shipping.
More than the usual number of fires
in various States are involving great
loss
"Tuck ups" little sixteen-foot sail
boats on the Delaware go like the
wind.
Vassar College girls eat like saw
mill and score averages of 100 in their
stddies.
A recent order prevents Philadelphia
police from strutting at the head of
parades.
Canadians object to Yankees appro-
priating the word american - as sole
ly theirs.
One-half of the export trade of the
United States floats away in Norwe-
gian bottoms
Lake Superior copper mines yield so
abundantly that the metal never was
so cheap as now.
The amphitheatre style of building
churches now dispenses with galleries
and level floors.
Sewer rats two feet long and able to
fight savagely are caught along Phila-
delphia wharves.
At Cape May, N. j., an immense net
brings not only pOrpOises ashore but
also IA feet sharks.
Lucca, the prima donna, says that
the English are as cold as their beef to
good opera singing.
Not one man in ten can name off
hand the Governors of five States ;
such is prominence.
Austin Sheldon for forty-four years
: a hermit in the mountains of Pennsyl-
vania has disappeared.
Pinnated grouse or prairie chick
:. ems" are slaughtered wantOnly in
Western States for sport.
: Revenue cutters report that the
y masts of sunken vessels stick up along
d the coast like blasted trees.
PrOhibitiOnists insert in their plat
l form that $8OO,OOO,OOO year is lost OIL
o more bars than one over here.
With all their prOselyting abroad
the MOrmOns have never succeeded in
II capturing French woman yet
! Directors of professional base bal
n clubs are deploring a falling of in tn,
attendance of the patient public.
+. Barry Sullivan, the English TRACE
: dian, will make one more tour of thl
n world and then throw up the sponge
/ In selecting trades for boys outdoor
avocatiOns should be avoided as at thu
.e best only yielding precariOus living
e lei on parle Francais," on Frencl
restaretur's sign, caused a youth t.
II call for two plates of that kind 0
cream.
Quarantine precautions against chOl
u era in some of the seaport entrys her
Vi will not set the world ON fire for effeC
~ tiVeness.
III 1t is generally admitted that the onl
live issues visible in the present cam
paign are lighthouse keepers An
% pOstmasters.
n IncOnsiderately Troy, N. Y, ma
We took Settlers powders separately, an
ld then charged his druggist with sellin
him dynamite.
With Russia's wheat crop a failur
and India's of inferior quality tw
90 rivals of the United States are out {
Io- the way this year.
he Notwithstanding many failures o
he ganized companies are still diggin
ee along the coast of Long Island ft
eir Capt. Kidd's treasure.
as Two birds in the Central Park, Ne
tie York, went off and got string to sta
In up their swaying nest. This may
an instinct but it looks like reason.
.ef In consequence of the injury men
ne hranes of the ear receive by the shoe
of telephone batteries, electricians al
10 at work on the message recording itse
n0 ~ on slips of paper.
or TOulOn, France, is only four fe
he above the level of the tideless MeditO
re- ranean with fall of eighteen inches
ms the sewers and they reeking with FL
al and vegetable refuse,
"A "a a syndicate composed of the wOrlG
~ Nv money kings, the ROthChilds al
'"S ne American capitalists, propose to b'
Va Cuba for $1OO,OOO,OOO, ceeding to Il
~ ~ United States in ten years.
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