The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-07-17
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isne
-ssss Mrs sklmps add Mr.. i~ns are
Ia az married. Well, l dscisrs' That
ssc.i couple AID shs Is old enough 70
t.r "A. neither, .sIndesd she IL And ~
f.s him = .ly. he's old enough t. Ls her
faihe,
'frsnt D. Miil.,t had ssns maple
sassf 10 kis ifunk % arriving in Engissd
III. other day add sss dsiaissa twenty
-four hours ~ the vstcLiul police, While
th.y .ipsrimsnisd uPos tbs dssssrsus
looking compound 10 see u \ vsuld e.
plsAf. \
"A hAii,aai gnuisr said - . woman
whose loqusci,y Aasoysd Him; They
ough, 10 masuiscinS shos solss out Of
vomsn's tongues. "whys" she asked
Immediately. Because they ssvsr wear
out. replied the drsnkard. In that case
they should take your throat for uppsrs
"And whyf" demanded the gurzlsr BE.
cause IL never lets Ia The water. answered
she
--"Ho~ DO yos like the new misisserf'
II dest like him 8, ell, replied the dsa-
cen. '1s j, possiblei Why, ! thought
he preached . very eloquent sermon.
That's the trouble, il WAS too eloquent.
| eouldat catch wink Of sleep through
the whole OF IT.
A malicious hey created panic In
Montreal hstsl one day last week b!
tbrustipg his head into the dining rson
and calling out: Here comes m officer
from New York with warrant" II was
several hours bsfsre some Of the NEST
nervous guests could be pursuaded 70
come ont Of the woods aud return to
their meal.
.-"Bridget." said Mrs. Wisglevorth 70
tho new kitchen lady from Msssipa, you
may lay the table" is thy servant . her
that she should dc this thing? queried
Mr.. wigglsworih, facetiossly as the dool
closed. "why not2" returned his wife
for once coming TO time. "sAs Is Biddy
And Mr.. wiggleworlh said "H'mT and
vent out TO see il his peas we're csming ~
and fousd that with the assistance OF hi
ssishbors hens they we're.
IA old German merchant Was Informed
thst a lady had called to see him IN hi
absence. a lady" be mussd aloud
ladyp Upon an accurate description b.
isg given. no snddealy frightened up AM
added: "oh. dot vos ne lady! Dot W
my wife
Court TO prosecatorl --"Then yo'
,ecognizs this hasdkerchief as the on
which MAS stolen from youf' Prosecute
--"Y.r, your honor" Court and 70
i, isn't the only handkerchief OF the sol
10 tile wsrld. See. the one ] have 10 m
poke, |. exactly like it," Prosecutor
Very likely. your honor ! have had ~
stolen"
What ars you slowing up fort" ye
lcd freight conductor 10 an engineer. o
ODE Of our Vermont roads. "Why, ws'v
run over shook sgest" sDrat itsll. the
Why don't you keep onf We can't HI
him ualsss the whole traia runs owe
him.
--Aimiring cousin-"Whst are you g
ing ~ do. Tom. usw you are through 90
iesef" Tom isbo ~ishss 70 be couside
ed CYNICAL --"obl shalt stand aside an
10, III. world roll. Admiring cousi
(ehsrmv.ll Why, that's very kind I
you. Tom"
II young lady from New York Who
visiting friends. saw yoke OF oxen goin
Nv the house, aud said: 'sOh. how voul
like good fresh drink Of milk from tho'
cow,r' She u MORALLY afraid Of COW
aud c-r,iug on one suddenly one d.
he ~ss ,oe iI,ehieAsd 10 RIM; 20, pokiu
her ,stnsoi Al the beast. she suffered OF
Lie down. sir. lie do~n.'
-"Rsmsmb.r The pcsr, says an e
change. We will We cant forget biz
He charged Nv ~ cord for saving WOO
sna en-, every las. stick Of il four inch
Too long for any stove in the house. v
rrnher lin And bell r~nembs Us,
'. eAn ever iind him, and hire man
hold him while Ne sisrvs him 10 death.
Look here. WAITER cried Crinso
Lssk, wko vas stopping for lev days
corsy Island; e,his ham Is set ~ eeed
shst i 70, lss. lac. yesrl" Il dos't
WY replied the waiter, In acme o.
Price; ..iss the sane han. cir" Crinso
teak l.s,,,~i,hout partsking. and 90
asiilg .Ay he dida', thisk Of ihst beio'
do you know" remarked ~ Aust
sncss 10 Que Of his customers. shat eg
c~nisia Eve times ~ much hour'shns
- any .,bsr kina Of foeds" '.iss. b
90 ,ies that the, did ! know they :