The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-10-09

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psas isel.fs sitting aovn 10 IL
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"A writer ilsak. heaven that there /"
40 caste smosg the women Of America
uas.. be never tried 10 dodge hAs'ren'
He cant ts married.
--Qae.n Victoria rats saucer o. ost
me i 10 bed every nsrsins. II We we're
a. rich a. ,hs Qaeea We would have some
sa.t, el,s eat the oatmeal for un
Tho oe.boys pride themselves On
their record for never letting a hungry
m - apply to them in vAis. II they can !
give him bread they offer him lead.
They object to iakisg Boston school
MAJ ans for walters At the White Noun
/, lin. because the dear girls arc 80 apt TO
sne.za their glasses into the gravy.
-.Do You see any grapes, BsbT
Yes" ANY dsssS" Yes" Big
dogs. Bsbf Yes. very tig Then
Gene along Those grapes are not Tor US
today"
A Coney Island cook has been
awarded $3.50 for the invention OF new
s.d i'm proved chicken soup. Perhaps The
improvement consists Of putting 10 some
chicken.
Has tina, baby got the Iaundicef
asked a cranky old bachelor OF young
mother. "oi eourss IL hasn't; Why do you
think s.y" because IL is such a. ugly
ysllsr.
--"Has willism II English been seem
asked Chairman Barnun Of the secretary.
ale has. was the prompt reply. "Then
10, the fight in IAdiana 60 o. said the
..u.caf1aav
DE you have good drinking wats'
Leref" asked . traveller 10 ksssucky
town. GOOD whs,'' Coed driskisi
water" "oh. yes Hy'rs Neb, take TIL
s,rangers horse asd water him"
Il real estate agent. whose vifn ha'
ias, died commissioned marble dealer Y
carve : stone with . suitable inscription
In due time he received the following
MARY e. etc. Up eve fight"
--"Alonzo, dear. do you believe J
sho.,s,a she asked dreamily. "Ns. dar
ipe. | do not, be replied. well. Alonz
tina, ghost 10 show ysu are not superst
uous." Then they fell late . sweet. cali
sleep"
Young girls fan Themselves rapidly
church, a. IL 10 say. "I'll catch him. l.
catch him, I'll catch him." while natrer
and more calm about II. and teach the
fans 10 softly nurnur. '1vs-gos-hin
rve-sot him."
"A siee pious young man, Who tafrie
10 steal kiss from Washington bell
20, HIS nose so covered with red pant th
his pastor subsequently, stopped him
the street and discourssd with him for Y
minutes on strong drink.
At ~ evening party one Of Ne gass
preserved . strict silence. no matter vh
might be the sabjsct Of csnvsrsatis
Theodore Hook d last advanced - n
and said. III you arc . fool yeu ara
wise mas; il you are wise mas yos are
fool"
--.Lucca has the hay fever" says it
eien correspondent Ysu bet she h'
All the singing foreigners have It. Ih
have fever for making hay while the .
shines, aud America 10 . patch OF Ia
ON, Of doors. Lucca will recover VII
aha takes her usual treatment neat wint
-Jobsny. Why didn't You pile MP y
load Of k,ndiips nicely agsins, the Gel
~sile You seem 20 neglect your du'
more aud more every day" well,
~ender.p "And Why no wondHf wv
dent Won know this is presidential !e'
There ain't no business carried on M
now"
--.whs. 10 70 mean by di'inrbise
a, mi. hoai Of the nisht7 asked an A
lin doctor snsriiy Of darhsy sAs 70
him 40 a, three o'clsek Ia the uorni
Il jsss thought. boss. dat - yer vas D.
yer din. bal, time ter tend 10 peer 70
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lag male est" said the sdissr ss
dsnsh,.r .hsn he came home 81 10
III. morning AID me, sinid, shrisk
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IN. gss. No, ., all. answered
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ing edition.
old MAJ Ps,,isres Of Asssi1 10
c,cei.. lu Ls stsissssts. snd - si
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u.sAhsr rushed ia % psiiisres sh'ls
latter .as eating biz breakfast asa
claimed saei,sdiy: Your sosss -
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Leass Ioair r.s, ~
Emma. hssr ysu hsve broker
with George" YES an sorry, "
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