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The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
Raltimnrn Nd Aun 9th 1ae

Iso0tlt 1Uo0'
L have been on the Police force for 0 years
dred dollars for DIR. bills and medicine. bur have
for the past two or three years been using j. NJ.
ly that 1t is the best medicine for bilousness and
Dyspepsia ever saw or tried, and it seems
especially adapted to Policeman and all persons
take any other medicine, and always keep it in
the house ready for use. John Powers Middle
District.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

The symptoms are moisture, like perspiration.
intense itching, increased by scratching; very
particularly at night seems az IL pin
worms were crawling in and about the parts
affected. If allowed to continue very serious re.
is pleasant, sure cure Also for letter, Itch,
Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Erysipelas. BARRIERS
Itch, Botches; all scaly, crustg Skin Diseases,
SWAYNE & SON, Phlla., Pa. Sold by Drug
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
"A young law student in the Southv

"A young law student in the Southwest
went to an old Judge to be examined for ad-
mission to the bar After desultory con-
versation the Judge said: swell, young fel-
low, hang out your single and 60 ahead."-
mind" was the brilliant reply. aft you don't
know no law you won't get no practice, so
you won't do no harm nOhow"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
How He Got a pos,,,ou

II applied for position In banking house In
Wall street, six months ago. and although
proved my competency, they would not take me.
shabby. An idea struck me. / got up a new
growth of hair with Parker's Hair Balsan, raised
q decent suit of clothes, applied again, and they
$1,000 salary. The moral is plain. Parker's Hair
BalSam gives person new face.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
Liver. kidney or stomach Trouble.

symptoms: Impure blood, costive bowels, ir-
soSr pn ans be In side
mating, clay -coiored stools bad breath, no desire
for work. chills, fever, rrtability, whtish tongue
part, loss of memory, fogRy sight. For these
troubles .swAYNE's' PILLS" are a sure cure.-
Box, 40 Pille,l by mail, rs Cts, 5 for $100 Ad-
Druggists.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
A Good Many Failures.

During the year 1883 there were l0568 failures
In business in the United States and Canada
Some OF these were big concerns, and some were
very small. Failure is sorrowful business to any
man, especially If it is his health that falls
A great many times 10,56s people fail in health
in the course of year. Many of them might be
the great family medicine and restorer of wasted
health.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Did he apply an opprobrious epithet to
him ?" inquired man yesterday regarding
another who was wearing his chin under his
ear through little misunderstanding. ooh,
no." was the reply, "He only called him a
liar"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

His Moneys Worth.-"The fish l bought
from you yesterday were not good" said a
gentleman to a negro dealer. "What wuz
de mattor wild emf" "They were half spoil
ed" But, sab, you must recolect dat gin
yer double weight; derefore' de good half
wuz yer moneys wuth."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

We take pleasure in recommending Halls
Hair Remover to our readers. 1t restores gray
hair to, its youthful color, prevents badness,
makes the hair soft and glossy, does not stain the
skin, and is altogether the best known remedy
for all hair and scalp diseases.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

An Indiana colored lawyer, in trying to
get his client out of custody, exclaimed
"Da is law called habits carcass" an TIE
going to hab de carcass OBJ dat client oh mine
dead or alive?"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

II have such cold in my head" re-
marked young Podsnap to his friend
well, there is consolation in that even,"
was the reply "What consolation ?" "Why,
there is plenty of room there for it."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

The Modern Clothing House is the Acme
Hall, 200 w. Baltimore street. Baltimore They
show children's suits from $3.50 up to the most
elaborate make; Mems from $40 to $35, and over
coats in profuson and at all prices. If you want
STYLE quality and low prices, you cannot go astray
at this house
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Cough, C0lds, Caaarrh, C0msumpffom.
All Throat, Breast and Lung Affections cured
by the old established "SWANE'S WILD-CHER-
ny" The first dose gives relief, and q cure
speedily fellows. rs Cts. or 81, at Druggists.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Farmers wishing to be successful with sheen
should guard them against exposure. But If In
sheltering his sheep the farmer exposes himself
and catches cold, he must use DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Trough on PAIN POroused Plaster
Strengthening, improved, the best for back
ache, pains in chest or side, rheumatism, neural
mia
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

There is a boys school out West with
only eight attendants but recently mumps
have swelled that number somewhat.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

and the many Throat Affections Of children
promptly, pleasantly and safely relieved b,
Trough on Coughs" Troches, l5o.; BaIsam, 25
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
Trough on COrns..

Heart Pains.
Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness, In
digestion. Headache, Sleeplessness cured b
"Wels' Health REVIEWER"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
CROUCH on Rats.

"ROugh on Coughs"
Ask for Trough on Coughs" for Coughs, Colds
Sore Throat Hoarseness. Troches, 15c. Liquid
Csc
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

three or four hours every night coughing. Get
immediate relief and sound rest by using Wells
Rough on Coughs" Troches. L.: Ralaam. 26c.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
WhOOping Cough

"Wells' Health Renewer' restores health an
yigor, cures Dyspepsia, Headache, Nervousness
Debility. 81.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

If you are failing, broken, worn out and ner
vous, use wells Health Remover" 81. Drug
Pists
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Trough en- Pain" POrOused Plaster
Strengthening, improved, the best for back
achn, pains in chest or side, rheumatism, neural
gia.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Clears out rats, mice, roaches flies, ants, be-
bugs, skuuks, chipmuDks, gophers. l5c. Drut
RistS.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
London Hair Restorer-Great EngIss

Toilet Article. Restores growth, color, gloss.
families Of Great Britain endorse it. Elegant
dressing. Fragrantly perfumed. The favorite
of fashion, At Druggists for 30 IND. or rs Cts, in
III, 8. money, fI..HAeE flt 3
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
.Rourh ON Toothacbe.,

If you are losing your grip on life, try "Welli
Health REVIEWER" Goes direct to weak spots.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28


Instant relief for Neuralgia, Toothache. Face.
ache. Ask for Rough on Toothache." Is and 2;
cents
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Children grow up fat when fed on bread and
biscuits made with Drew's Yeast Powder.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
Trough ON Itch.'

Catarrhal Throat Affections,
Hacking, irritating Cough. Colds, Sore Throat
cured by Rough on Coughs" Troches. loo
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Ladies who would retain freshness and viva,
ty, don't fail to try wells Health Remover"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

Ask for Wells Trough on Corns. 15c. Quick
complete cure. Hard or soft corns. warts bun
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
Wide Awake

thu MhOpU VI UHU NSHtHVH.
Children, slow In development, puny, scrawny
and delicate, use "Wells' Health Remover"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28

'sROugh ON Itch"
Trough on Itch" cures humors, eruptions. RIM
worm, letter. salt rheum. frosted feet, chllblain
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1884-11-28
Agricultural
Implements.

1 have any kind of Machine or Implement that
the farmer needs, all of which can be recon-
mended to do frst-class work. call especial at
tention of threshermen to the
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
ImmoraII.Ics of the Gay Capital.

tParis Cor. Kansas City Journal
 Seriously l supposed there was at least a thin venccring of responsibility in Paris. l had fancied that the stories of Parisian fast life had been put forth perhaps a little exaggerated by those who voluntarily yielded Co the magnetism of fast living and hunted out those things which are t0 he uncovered in any city. You know we usually find what we look for il the world But no; the truth has been under stated. \ sensitive person almost feels guilty when he has looked into the shop windows. gazcd at the questionable pictures and cOnned the audaciOus titles of the books.
 Nowhere is the low ebb of morality more patent than in the shop windows along the magnificent Rue de RivOli. ia cling the Tuilerics-the English quarters. where one sees English signs almost ex- cluSiyely. Although the stores are kept by FTenchmen, French inscriptions are in the minority am sure there are a good many American husbands who would in sist that their wives forfeit vision of all the glorious fabrics and PariSian souvenirs there exposed for sale. rather than permit them to gaze and read indiscriminately.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
Scn>ib'e Suggestions.

A corresp ,ndsDt of the Stockman wii.es as follows: We ATiZonans think ourselves just about the smhrtost people on ile face of tue globe, If not more so. And yes We are content to gO oa year 3f.er year paying KansLs, illinois, Cali
 fo5nla and other packers all they ask for caunsd meats of all kinds. lard, bacon
 hams, pigs t,et and other provisions, ami nor satisfied with this We, m al IT, ton. subsidize the most heaTtless mOnop- ohes the world has ever known by pay ing ttem the heaviest freights that are charged in any country. Monopolles can never be killed by lecislation-;he on cure Is competition. "GOd and forlunel only help those who help themselves" IL has been demonstrated that Arizona can raise as z cd and cheap cattle and hogs IS any other s;a:e or territory. Why cannot the stock and potk ra,sers cst together and form one or more canning and packing companies. We have now over J0,OOO inhabitants. and that number of people consume s large amount of provisions ID the course of year. and We could supply Sonora, Chihuahua md perhaps the other north ern states of Mexico, as well as the nearer portions of our sister states and ierri o-ies. will not say, with Colonel Sellers, that there's millions m It, but l nm satis fled it would pay handsomely from the start and be of incalculsble benefit to the territory. Cone now! who will make a start and take the lead.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
UnaynIling Regrets.
B,etlu Globe.


 Not many years ago people who had any distance tO travel. and who did not own a horse. were obliged tO go afoOt or by stage coach. These primitive convey ances were chiefly celebrated for the large number of passengers and the great amount of baggage that could be got into one of them. lt k asSerici that no per son ever succeeded in getting one com plCtely loaded. Another and another article cou.d bc piled on and still there was room for more.
 An old la,iy came out and hailed a stage driver one morning and after they had put on a hen coop. two trunks. five band boxes. and large carpet bag she asked him to wait until she went tO the house and got a spinning-whec which she had left
 I'm afraid l cant do it madam. @ said the driver. live got to put on a meeting house when get up this hill.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
Ssrious Causes or Forest Fires.
 M V..vF..--r .st.,.l-,fr


 The most frequent cause for such firei is from careless tourists and SUorismcn. who On leaving a camp. Co make sure that the fire is put out will kick the embcrs aNout. thinking that by thus separating the half burnt brands the fire will soon g0 out. So they will. perhaps. nine times out of ten; but the tenth time a whirlins gust of wind may carry a spark of coal where it will kindle blaze. or one of the brands may have some soft. punky place in it where the fire will nestle for days. and bide its time But old backwoOds- men. the writer thinks. are not sO apt to take things for granted.
 In northern Maine and New Hampshire he said. tourists would throw away cigar stumps. The backwOOdsmen can't afford cigarS, and as rule smoke their pipes out. because they don't find tobacco or the money 10 pay for it very abundant
 Before brecChloade-s or cut wads bc. came 50 common. many bad fires were started from gun wads made of loose pa per. The cut wads now used do not hold fire long. of course. with metal cart ridges there is no danger.
 Locomotive sparks are a very frequent cause when a railroad runs through large forest
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
THE NEW ANEsTHETIc.
Interesting Experiments with the
 Discovery al Albany.

lAlbeny Argus
 Dr. C. <. Merrill at his college clinic recently, after presenting 10 the students several patients whom he had before treated or operated on, leciured briefly upon the nature and effects of the hydro chlorate of cocoainc. and used il on some of the cases in the presence of the class The doctor stated that the drug was pre- pared from the leaves of the cocoa plant and had been used in the throat clinics at Vienna for about a year-the throat and larynX being brushed with it to produce anIsthesia of those parts for operative work, and that the first knowledge that We had of its action as local anTsthetic for the eve was from paper by Dr. Roller. of Vienna. read at the Heidelberg congress of ophthalmotologiS;s on the 10th of September. and Dr. Roller had Ouly discovered its peculiar properties two weeks before that meeting.
 The doctor took a young lady who was to be operated on for a closure of the tear passage, and put eight drops of the CO coaine solution into the eye. Ten min utes later the eye was found 10 be SO thoroughly anRsthetized that it could be graspcd with forceps and pulled around without causing pain. He then did the operation without the patient experiencing any pain. although the operation without an anpsthetic is exceedingly painful In another case an old man over 70 years of age. who had long suffered from a severe inflammation of the deeper parts of the eye. was placed on the operating table and the cocoaine used as in the other case. but it did not produce entire insensibility of the psrts. nor did it in another case where there was severe inflammation of the deeper tissues
 The doctor concluded from these two eases that where there was such severe in flammation more of the drug should be used and a longer time allowed for its effect tO be produced He stated that he had used it in normal eyes and sensation hnd been abolished in from ten 10 fifteen minutes and returned in about thirty or forty minutes By using il Dr. Merrill has been able 10 do an operation for squint, to remove foreign bodies from the cornea. and. in the case of an abceSs in the middle ear, to lance the drum membrane without causing pain.
 The drug is rare one and at present very expensive. what the doctor used cost ing al the rate of SEQ per ounce or S6.- 20 yer pound. No doubt. as the demand for il increases it will be manufactured in larger quantities and become much cheaper. lt is to be hoped that it will be produced in such quantities as to permit of experiments being made with it in other portions of the body. for we are justified in anticipating that it will render many of the general surgeons operations painless.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
IOnoIuIu's Climate.
[Chicago TimeS1


 It k said that when a Californian first encounters the climate of Honolulu he Scoffs at the temperature. aLd says: ~Why. We can discount this in Sacramento on any August day. Therefore he clings to his thick clothing. walks at his usual gait. ScOrns the expresses. as the little Tockaways with which the streets are jammed are called. and though he may sacrifice two or three collars day, still insists that the weather is bracing. A month goes by. and and he has cOmpro- missed by shedding his coat for linen blouse He is not 70 brisk on his feet. nor does he talk about fivemile stroll with the same amount of self-cOnfidence which marked the early days of his SOjOurn. Two months go by, and we find him all in white. calling an express 10 ride two blocks. and quite as limp, moist, and indolent as the others. The staying powers of the climate have conquered IL sticks between S7 and 90 degrees in the shade, and never lets go of it.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
A Million Deaf NIutes.
IPittsbury Disnatch.l

Liit>uuT- blsIdtcu.l
 IL is a mcrciful provision of nature that when one of the five senses is lost. the n mainder become much more acute. Thus the man. that is deaf usually finds his sight and memory strengthened. Particular at tention has been paid in recent years L those afflicted with deafness. The number of deaf mutes in the world is roughly cal culated to be from zoo OOO to 900. O0O. and of these 64 per cent. are said 10 be born deaf. the others losing their hearing through different accidents. The number of deaf muies in Great Britain i> probably about 2O,OO0. To meei the educational wants of these there are on the face of the globe 599 institutions. containing 26, i7S inmates of both seXes. and employing over 2,0JO teachers.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27

IHE Fort Worth Gazette says: "The Bariholii statue should be erected, but should the Texas and California arm I be compelled to assist in purcha iug a f,otsto3l for Liberty Ealightening the World when her light will not reach outside of New York? It Is a national present local in its effects, and the knickerb ckers ought to pay for the pedestal without calling on Congress to assist tEem." But having furnished TexIs with q President, New Workers insist that "o1e good tur1 deserves an other" aud a contribution of Texas steers WitLout those tears is in order.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27

TIE Boston Advertiser says: Or the constitutional power Of tie Senate to
 n sie mmercIal treaties, without con -Gltatiou with the House, there is not a shadow of doubt. The upper chambe; Was given this pozer deliberately and Gn qu:vOca,iy. The treaties forn ed under this power are the law of tLe land, su2ersedIns and annullIng all pr.o- legislation which may in its terms c,Hhic. with them. II Mir Morrison. or any otler champion of tLe Lower House. i0ubts thIs supreme treaty-msEiug power O: the President and Senate, they io not draw their Inspiration from the constitution, tut from doctrines wholly strange to f. unles-, indeed. they profess tn call reciprocity treaties bills for raising revenue"
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27

TIE Inter-Ocean makes the bold state ment that al this seaso1 of the year around the evergreen tree IS the only place whe churches aEd saloons met [ upon a common level.' It bears cut this statement by citir 2 the arrest Ci parties who had reo;iticusly stripp d valuable evergreen trees in the park of John Wentworth, who pleaded in exten- Ua:ion that they took the trees for a church. A portion of them were actu- ally used in a church, while the others went to salooLs The demand for ever g:esns at Christmas time is indeed great, for lulo tide decorations are consider, d almost indispensable ID the proper Ob- SzTvance of the day, whether it be for the church, the home or the saloon.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
CARE INDIDE>r ~I,k.

FIrst-For hospital sc u.ra-. ..--...f .,.. itines for Indlsent sick, a sttrya Is...r--..., per patient.
 Secopd-For m ticiue and -c--.... ....-....- of Indlgent sick ln hs spIJGI. a -,a.,. r'... ,.- mOnth-
 1hird-FOr med cai and -ur-.r.l ,..-.-..ar--5 medicines for Indlg-ut -Ir> n' t..- pl....5 r..- requiring Urea. meut il LD-llt |. .'r.ua..-- ali persons confined m tLr Count l..-..-...rrr.- not to be required Go go beyond luI-- ut lr-. son; stated price per month.
 FOurth-fOr medicines for IusI-..t -... .s the county not requiring tr a'u-U ju a.-t.-.. including all persons cout.-.4 Iu cuulrg ... stated price per month.
 Bids will be received for last .tuy, -four .-... separately. or as a whole.
 All payments to be adT 5y Warlsr., ..-.f.- on he County Treasurer quGr'yI-Ill.... j..
 Bonds will be required of trC IaIfl-- ..g.... contracts are awarded for their faIt. flI ia-..-- ance
 The Board reserves the right CD r..scr .-, .-I all bics offered.
 For more definite iuf5rua'is ,rl.... .. he office of the Board.
 de22 Iw WILLIAM J. CSEOAN C.-E
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27

TuE woIk o' sinking the large well for tLe bonanza company, at the Quii ,- toas vii b.gin ia d few dave. A double compartment shat will be sunk until 8 -lfli.isnt supply of water is obtained 70 accommodate the mill. Heavy gumr!=S machinery will then be erec'od to force tine water to the mill, lour mil .s distant, at the base Of Mount Ben Nevis Logan promises tD become a very lively camp m few months.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
He Approved of It.
rRc. tnn.Ga.ett.1

A mans animosity toward political opponent is sometimes so bitter that it does not cease even when the opponent is dead \ year or two ago a gentleman who Lad figured most prominently not only in the history of Massachusetts. but in the history of the country, suddenly came tO the end of long and useful life On the day of the funeral one of the strongest political enemies of the deceased. and a man whose name is we'll known tO every man. woman and child in the com monwealth, was asked. Are you going to attend NIT. -'s funeral Co dayy~
 No, responded the distinguished gen tlcmSn. deliberately. but (drylyl I wish you to understand that heartily approve of it.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27

WfILg Cong:e-s is troubled ab ut what to do with Utah. IL seems plain that about the only course left is to carve it up anl annex the por;i DIS to the several adjacent States and Terri tories. Give tue northwestern section to Idaho, part of the western portion 10 Nevada. the sOu.h to Aliz5sa and the east 10 Colorado. This would so divide mp the Mormon strength that i, would become entirely controlled by the gen tile element.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1884-12-27
WE have received, through due co

WE have received. through due course of cl.ti " mail, copy of a whole lot of Inspirations inl revelations of God, t'e Goddess ot Life ard Light, and the Goddess uf Love-" as siftel through the b-tin ut srms California crauk. IL is 2.ioteI in pamphlet form ani is designed DO: only as production of prcit to ihe author. but device to establish some claim as q prophet him $, 1T. ven though be Ee without honor i- h-s own c.untry. The work IS very crazy lr,duct'o2.