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The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Little Jim--sAh, ha I've
heard something awful bad
about your pop Little Jack
aWho cares fur yon9 What did
W hear, anyhow 81 heard
your pop. got sent to JAIL
"Pooh Guess you forgot what
they done to your pop last year.
What q Your pop got sent TO
the Legislature
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Betrayed or stolen.

ER0M the undersigned, two miles South.
west of 0pelonsas, four gentle mich COWS
with y~ear1ing calves, all of a pale red color,
and branded G on the hip. Owing TO the
great scarcity of water / think they wander
ed of in search of water to drink or. went
back to their cid range at Church Point.
ANY information regarding these cattle will
be gratefully received.
Oct. 2sth, 1884. JOHN u. TAYLOR.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

The grasshopper1las according to its
size, 80 times the kicking power ofan
average man. It must be exciting
times for the young grassLoppers which
60 courtfug and find th5 old man at
home.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Our Little Ones and the Nursery for
November is an attractive number OF
one of the most interesting Of juvenile
periodicals. Our Little Ones is now
added to. the American magazines re-
printed il England, and uegotiations
are. pending for its publication in both
France aud Germany.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

The two islands in the Straits of
Sunda, Steers and Calmeyer, which
sprang up last year at the time of the
Krakatoa eruption, have again been
swallowed up by the sea.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

When a man who is loose in his hab.
its gets tight, lie becomes an .unpleas.
ant contradiction to himself and the
rest of mankind.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

You must leave your mauy millions,
Aud the gay aud festive crowd.
Though you roll in royal billions,
There's no pocket il shroud.
JOHN A. Joyce.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
% SALE OR RENT.

A NEW town residence, neat and convent
IA ent. suitable for a small family, WITH Two
or rented low to a good tenant.
Apply at this office.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

so you are married. remarked Mrs.
Smith when do you receive 7" 10
replied tue newiy-wedded me tibet
will depend on our friends. We shall
be ready Co receive as fast as the pre-.
SCENTS are sent in
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Started on the Desert.

That even SO mild and inof-
fensive a thing as the American
language "as she is spoke" may
be made matter for family dis
cord was evinced in the Jarphly
domestic circle yesterday. At
the dinner table young johnnie
Jarphly innocently asked "How
do you pronounce desert, desert
Or des-rt z"
"De-sert, my son." replied Mr.
Jarphly.
"Why, Jeremiah, don't misin-
form the child,n said Mrs. Jarph-
~. at is pronounced des-rt,
Martha, how can you be so
silly :? Desert is the customary
pronunciation" demonstrated
Mr.. Jarphly.
"It may be among common
people, but people of culture al
ways pronounce it des-rt," sharp
ly responded his wife.
"People of your culture may"
sarcastically observed Mr.. Jarph-
ly.
"My culture is as good as
yours, sir" tartly replied the
lady.
"Thank Heaven | didn't come
from Butler County !" mildly
interiected her husband.
"Butler County's better than
Shousetown. Inotice they don't
wear no such noses like, yours
in Butler County" cried the la
dy, faring up.
"Your family was too 'cultur.
ed to wear any noses at all,
reckon" sneered he.
"The-
as-the-Jarphlyes, and a good
deal-better,-if- they amt ever
. =
screamed the exasperated Mrs.
Jarphly.
to-get-tight !" yelled Mr.. Jarph-
ly,
heterogeneous brains-than-
you,--you--lazy,- shiftless, bald
eaded-good-for-nothin', shout
ed his wife, with all steam up.
How dare yon use such words
to me, madame ~ cried Jarphly,
with great dignity, but a tremor
in bis voice.
Dare Dare? Dare ?--!--!--n
But the sight of flying crock
cry was no longer a novelty to
Johnnie, and he was already
three blocks off trying to trade
a peg-top for Il broken-bladed
knife with another boy---Pitts-
burgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

al Barnes patent Circular Rip Saw in
good order will be sold cheap on appli-
cation at. this Office.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
For Sale.

a RESIDENCE in Opelousas, with one,
n two, three or four lots of ground attach
ed, Good well, fruit, nut and shade trees.
For particulars apply to W. A. Sando5, ct
Littells Drugstore. Sept. 2stf
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Fine Lamps, Chamber Sets, Feather
busters, Splashers, Egg Beaters, No
tions, etc., at the Star Grocery.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

The cheapest razors and pocket knives
10 town are for sale at the Star Gro
Gerry.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

First Wretch" How''s your
wife, old mag? ~ setond Wretch
-sSplendid--bad cold--can't
speak above a whisper"
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
z OpAIy HOAA bA1A GIO Q pEIILGb
ANTgDOTE TO

HE FEELS LIKE A NEW HAM
81 have had Dyspepsia, with Constipa~
ton, two years, and have tried ten different
kinds of pills, and TUFTS are the first
that have done me any good. They have
cleaned me out nicely. My appetite La
splendid. food digests readily, and 7 dow
ave natural passages I feel like a new
man, W.D. EDWARDS, Palmyra, O.
Eoldeyeryyhere 2Scs Office. a Murray ST. NY.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

sOh, mamma, mamma !" said
a little girl the other day as she
saw a chicken without any feath-
ers in its tail, .'see dat ole hen
She has lost the ribbons ont Of
her polonaise."
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

FoR sALE.-A Kingsland horse colt,
Ave months old. Apply at this Office.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

If you want to subscribe for the
Weekly States we will receive the SUBJ
scription price and have the paper far.
warded toyou. The Statesi is n of the
best papers published in the South.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Extract from Constitution Of 'zs

"There shall be exempt from taxation
and license, for a period of ten years
from the adoption OF this Constitution,
the capital, machinery and other pro-
perty employed IN the manufacture Of
textile fabrics, leather, shoes, harness,
saddlery, hats, -four, machinery, agri-
cultural implements and furniture, and
other articles of wood, marble OF stone
soap, stationery, ink and paper; boat
building, and chocolate; provided that
not less than five hands are employed
id any one factory
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Fresh vaccine virus from the Ma
tional Dispensatory at Washington, D.
O., just received at NJ. 2. Young &
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Stereoscopes, Views and other fancl
goods at the Star Grocery.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

A traveller through Arabia
writes that when a Bedouin is
asked to drink his answer would
frequently be "No, thanks, |
drank yerterday.r III this coun-
try the answer usually is: "WAll,
I've been ut it all the morning.
but / guess / can stand anoth-
err
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Pure Fruit Syrups, fresh Jellies and
choice Confectionery at the Star Gro
Gerry.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

The Governor has appointed
Hon. 3. a. MarteI. 4 Notary Pub
lic for the parish Of st. Landry.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Now Is the time to advertise 30
goods III The COURIER.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Fresh oatmeal, putritious aud cheap,
at the Star Grocery.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

Get your cisterns at home-Cox Cal
furnish them at lowest prices.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

a shrewd old lady cautioned
her married daughter against
worrying her husband too much,
and concluded by saying: my
child.a man is like an egg. Kept
in hot water a little while, he
may boil soft but keep him
there too long aud he hardeus.''
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Lands Lands Lands!
Title Guaranteed -
For Sale,
On Terms to Suit Purchasers.

NEAR WILLIE PLATE.
Description. Acres.,
Lot 7, section 4, townsh 4 rye 2 east ITO
COULEE CROCHE,
Near DIXON Grove.
E ] of 5 W / sec %, 7 8 range 8 east so.56
w ] of 8 w / sec p, 7 S range 3 east 80.56
n g / sec and n e / of S e / of sec 28.-
N 6 / sec and II J of n W / sec 81. It's
3 east, contaiDlng-.--............ 442.94
Lots l and 2 of sec "a, t 8 5 rye 8 east 80
w of n g / of sec "A, t 8sr3e.... so
BELLEVUE.
S / OF S { | OF sec 3; 5 W of !,
and lots + and 7 of sec , t 7sr3
west of the Montgomery plantation
S g OF s e Eof sec 8; s W of S W /
of sec Sc ] of s w / of sec 10-all
int7sr3 east, containing........ 29s.s4
NEAR POINT LYONS.
Lot No 3 and II 6 I of E e / of sec 80, t
3 east, containing......-.... s0.05
NEAR AND EAST OF CIR. COTEAU
Lot No l of sec 6 t s + 5 east........ 1913
PRAIRIE HAYES.
n W of S W of sec 25 g ] of g /
of e /, and $ e / of n 9 | of sec 26, t
SSH Q, containing..............- l6O.39
Lots 3 and 4 of section 25; lots !, 9 9
and 3 of sec 80; and lots l and 2 Of
sec Sc. t s $ l east, containing. 1926
Lots 2, 3 and 4 II W | of 8 g /, and n
g ! of 8 W of sec 26, s s + / east. 1872
W / of 5 W of sec 25; e ] of 8 e / of
n of sec 20, 8 T l east..-..... l60.39
For further information, apply to
E. D. ESTILETTE.
At the Office of Estilette & Dupr6,
jal4 Att'ys at Law, Opelousas, La.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

= AS our prices are SO low as to
leave no margin for credit sales, we
must positively decline delivering any
goods on any other terms than cash OF
the spot. If we did not adhere to this
rule, we could not afford to sell onr
goods at the very low prices we are
offering them at.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

We will furnish the weekly States
and the COURIER for n year, for 1926.
Any one who wishes two good family
papers, n city and one local, can OBJ.
tain them at a low figure at this Office
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Choice Wines and Liquors.

crockery, Tinware, Nails, ETC., Baking Pow
ders, Pickles, Sauces, Catsups.
Mustard, etc, Soap, Starch, Candles
Blueing, Coal Oil, Fire-Proos Oil,
Lamps, Wicks, Chfmneys, Blank Books,
School Books, Biographies, Novels,
etc., Wrapping Paper, Paper
Bags, Irvine, ETC., etc.
CIGARS, TOBACCO, PIPES, CIGARETTES,
and other SMOKERS Articles.
In fact, a complete Stock of
CHOICE AND FRESH GOODS
at the
LOWEST LIVING PRICES.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08

The weekly New Orleans States is
an excellent e~ightscolumn, ten page pa
per, which viii be sent to subscribers
for SI.25 per year with a chance in tbs
annual distribution of@New Year
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Cane Mill for Sale.

CAPACITY two hogsheads per day; horse
" power; in good order. Original cost
$500; will be sold for 500 cash.
Apply at this office. ag4tt
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Printing Office For Sale.

A COMPLETE outfit for printing a seven
N column newspaper. Press, Type, Gases,
Stands, Etc, all in good order, being the ma
terial used for the publication of the Wash.
ington Enterprise and News. Will be sold
cheap. Apply at this office.
The Opelousas courier., 1884-11-08
Ut : =
p : $
ToRPl BOWELS.
D~aS0R D LIVE n,
ard RHAE ASIA

From these sources arise thr~ee-fourt1s OF
the diseases OF the human race. These
Appetite, Bowels c0sGive. Sick Head
acacs 9uliness after eating, aversion TO
exertion OF body or mind, Eructatiom
OF foods IrrItability OF temper, Low
Spirits a feeling OF having neglected,
Heart, Dots before the eyes. highly coll
ored Urine. CONSTIPATION. and de-.
mand the use of a remedy that acts directly
on the Liver. AsaLiver medicine TUFTS
Kidneys and Skin is also prompt; removing
all impurities through these three 80 scav-
engers OF the systena.'' producing appe
tite, sound digestion, regular stools, a clear
skin and vigorous body. TUFTS PILLS
cause no nausea or gripping nor interfere
with daily work and are a perfect 2
ANTnDOTE TO RIA.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

SabIenIisenni9t I. Sie S9uss
sOuner ~bebaupten, baB unter einem rieOris
seren 3oltarif europa uns NIT ieinen
woblfeilen Waaren iiberi9wemmen uao Dos
bur9 nniere Snbuitrie seritSren wiirbe.
Nln wurben aber i'm Sabre 1860, ebe Der
&riesssolltarif einsefiibrt mar, unb Der
3ou I'M Our9idnitt nur 10 Brosent bes
Wertbes Der importirten Waaren betras,
BEL elmer 8epSlterung BON 80 Miaionen
Dollars @aaren aus benz Nuslanbe in ben
Ser. Staaten einsefiibrt, mas auf ben &opf
Sll.53 ausma9te. Oasesen wurben i'm
Sabre 1882 unter Der Serri9aft bes boben
S9usSoQtarifs BEL elmer SeuSlferins pon
so MiQionen @aaren i'm Wertbe pom 73O
Miu. Dollars importirt, ober Slipper &opf;
elm Seweis, baB trot bes bOberen 3oaes uns
fer 2anb mebr iiberi9wemmt woroen 1T, ais
unter benz friiberen niebrisen 3oaipitem.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

San 9ouIb, beNen @orts freili5
tsin Gpansslium iinb, Der aber bod ionit
nidt auf ben &opf sefauen 1T. prOpbsseit,
baB bic Der. Staatsn ibren Wei;enbau
balb I'M sissnen 9anbe uerconiumiren mfg
ten, benn iast sr, ein ameritanii9er Sars
msr Der Yianos, ieibene 8leiber, Barrier
Site, @laces Sanbi6ube &C., fur feline
Srau unb TS9ter fault, fann ni6t nit
Dem @eisenbaiIer bon Snbien ober Gsps
ten concurrirsn, Seiien 6amiIie NIT elmer
Sanbpou &eis unb einem Stiid &o9Sens
brob unb Sped mSfommt; unier &anfs
mann, fdbrt @oulb fort, wel6er bic iibers
maBis bobsn Sra6tpreiie Der iberi9ulbeten
gilenbabnsn Sablen muB, Tam ni3t NIT
benz &auimann concurriren, bic BON Der
enslii9sn obsr ruiiii9en &esisrams gelbs
sui9ine bsfommen, bamit bas @etreioe INN
10 biuiser an bic Seetiite befOrbert werben
fam une bamit li9 ibre neuen WeiSenSes
biete beito raider entwideln.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10
Ser ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS pom S. bate

Ser ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS poH y. patt'
einen GambOur iebr germ, ber 3tpar elm ieb,
lieberli9es Su9, aber elm i9nurriger &opi
mar. @ines Cages niln purbe Der Gam:
bour uesen zines sroben Sersebens gu %
Stoditrei3en uerurtbeilt unb man mar sera'
be baran, ibm feline Citrate gu appliciren,
ais Der @enerallieutenant porbeiritt. ,gm
wieuielten Siebe ieib Sbr?" fragile Der 2ess
tere.
vgm 3w0Iften", Iautete bic antport.
vgtun gut, 10 min ids babel bewenben
l%ailen," meinte nun Der @eneraI, porauss
seieet, baB ber S9linsel ba mid Norsen
frib nit einem @ite wedt.
Der @rreitant purbe aIio losselafen
unb bebantte ii9 i96nitens; ben anberen
Worsen aber, Dor Sonnenaufsans, i9lus
er nor benz Yalats bes observation-disclosures
6euerldrm, mas er nlr idlasen tonnte.
gri9redt fubr bic greellen; aus benz Bette
unb ans Genfer. $50 brennt's2~ rief
fie.
Simmer nod auf 9......n,1 er1pieberte
Der Eambour, unb NIT einem 6lu9e i9lug
bic greeuen; bas Seniter 3u.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10
9te ~td)nnrrt8e Gde.
Bidelbanben als BliBableiter.

Gin Bauer aus benz Sberamt 8ablinsen,
welder mandmal hit elmer Subre Sol,
mad 9e9insen fam unb ii9 bort alein in
Der &eidsfneipe einiteQte, wurbe einmal,
balb na9oem bic Soben,ouern'i1en 2anbe
preuBii9 seworben, BON einem @enbarmen
bel amt anseseist, neil er, wdbrenb er in
bsr3tei9stneipe isinen S9oppen traut, fem
Subrwert obnealuffidt auf Der StraBe iteben
bate lafen unb muBte 2 Sbaler CITRATE be.
sablen. Bon oa an bate uniere Bauer ben
@enoarmen auf benz 3use unb bei9loB, fid
Bel Der nd9iten @elesenbeit far Die erIits
tene unbia Su ridden.
Oils er nun wieber einmal mad 6e1in9en
Fam unb In Der &ei9sfneipe eintebrte, traf
er sufdIis bort nit osmielbsn 9enbarmsr,
suiammen, isste ii9 aber iofort an einen
anberen Gid unb IieB eiaen S9oppen
Wein fommen. Der @enbarm bate ebens
faIs einen Sdoppsn uor ii9 itsbsn. gui
einmal fling Der Bauer an, Iaut pot ii9 bin
gu iasen: Scr &Snis BON YreuBa iidt
eaba bod a s'idsibter Mann" unb wiebers
bolt bieie Sentens brei ooer uiermal binters
chamber.
Der @enbarm, welder pobl mertte,
bab bic &ebe bss 8ausrn auf i'm ssipist
mar, itanb enbIi9 auf, trat Dor BEN gausrn
bin unb iaste bari9: r@arum 1T benn
infer iuber ROnis elm ieideiOter Mann?"
Der Bauer entsesnete bierauf: v@enn
STA bes wiiia w0aet, 70 ia is Shine iase;
0eil er lid S6anbarme 8lisableiter nj
Sure Yidelbaube bat made Tau, ioni9t
bait lli6 g OonSerwetter i9au lang in
@runb e'bobe' mel s'i9lase!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10
Gine furdtbare @itternadtsas[didte

Cine furdtbare Nitternadtsgtididte
ersdblt elm Yripatbrief aus benz 8ranbens
bnrsii9en. Oie Wuiifanten batten in Ell
mem benadbarten Oorfe flott aufseipieIt
unb aufsesoIen unb tebrten tobtmibe ipdt
Nadts gu asen beim. llnteruess perlieren
ie obne es gu bemertem, bic sroBe in 0adss
tu9 einsebilte BaBseise. Gin Irbeiter,
Der isinen &ameraben Iia1ts in Der Sabrit
ablSien muB, siebt besieIben @esS, bdlt
bic SaBseise fir elm wiIbes Gbier, bas auf
ber 9auer liest, tritt elm paar S6ritte ;us
rid unb it6Bt linn ieinen Stot tief in BEN
Qsib. Oas Sbier brummt unbeimIi9, Der
Mann eri9redt, eilt beim, bolt fiinf Mann
CUR Silfe, worinter Der 6abrifbeiiser NIT
selabenem @ewebr, ie riiden benz Ydr
(bafiir baltsn iis bas Sbisr) mutbis arf ben
Qeib. Der Sabrifant ibieBt unb trifIt,
aber i9le9t; bas Gbier buimmt wieberum
ieltiam. No6 einmal aber riifen ie linn
alleiammt 81 Qeibe, nit Miitsabeln, 8eis
len unb StSfen nno MAIDEN linn ben @ars
aus. gs siebt feineu Con mebr pom fi9. limb
Nun ieben iie, mas fie sema9t baben. Sis
sreifen anberen Gags tief in ibre Sai9eu
unb sablen nibt nur ben Bag, ionberr
audi S9weisselb, aber wobin iie tcmmen,
bOren iie pon Der Vdreniaso.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

Oe MtHiifppi Fat ii9 Don Coles
Greet, IN Wifihippi, mad benz 10 Meilen
weiter unten ~selesenen 8aterprOof in 9ouis
iiana, elm neues Bett bereitet, eine gntfers
nun9 BON 9 Meilen bic bon Z Metle
u~erfirst unb fieBt iett Meilen melt in
gang grader &i9tuns. Sieburd werben
mebrere Orte, bic bisber am Strome La
gen, su Btnnenitdbtden. Der 9ootie 9amb,
pom MihiifppisO ampfer rgitp Of Yasoo",
meint, baB in 3utunft bieier neue 8es bas
bauernbe SIuBbett 5ilben werbe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

General @rant lit BON Der 2iife
Der republitanii6en ,,dark horses" gu
ifrei9en. Die gntbiuunsen, weI9e iiber
iiber ben ganferottfau @rant 81 Warb su
Gage fommeu, ;eisen, baB man IS ba nit
elmer gang orbindren S9pinblerbanbe su
tbun bat unb iebe Spmpatbie fir BEN az
ten Grant, beiien @ei9aftsunpihenbe
i'm ansebIi6 gum Setriiser bat peroen lais
muB idwinben. Die republifanii9en
8artei fam gar ni9t baran benten, einen
iol9en Mann ais ibren Yrdiibenti9aftss
Ganoibaten auf,uifeIen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

@eIesenlt9 Der ger a M M:
| II n g bes ameritanii6en 5ii@5i3teruers
ems in Waibinston erfdbrt man, baB in
bieiem 2anbe SIS, 900 Weni9en bei9dftist
iinb, UNI ben Martt nit Safelfiden gu
ueriorsen, unb baB in ben Siidereis Snters
ellen Elm Capital BON 81, 655, 346 anges
lest lit. Sn Der Nenbabenii9erei iinb
1000 Mann unb cine bebeutenbe Slotte
pon 0ampfern unb Seseli3iffen beiddftist.
Die Brobufte Der Sii9erei Sieies Qanbes
baben einen @ertb pOn mebr ais $780,
OOO, 900.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

2etten Gam a 9 beidlohen bic
NeblbdnOler BON New 9ort, baB alIes Bel
Snipection fir gut befunbene Mebl nit
benz Werfmal bes Snipectors Der New Oorter
BroouctenbSrie unb bes besisli9en Webls
srabes iopie nit BEN Wonatss unb Sabres.
sei9en gu uerieben iet. Sober Webliaf unb
iebes SaB miiiIen bteie Seiden traaen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10
Gin braudbarer Sausbaltsgeaeufanb.

Ssrr Z. &spnOlbs, sl6 8alnutsS Str,
philadelphia, Ya., iast, baB er bas berrs
li9e idmersenitiaenbe Mittel ct. Satobs
Del INNER in ieiner SanliIie sesen bduss
li6e llnfaae in gereitidaft babe. Sd ielbit
wurbe bur9 bic @n1penouns bieies ausses
sei9nsten 9ausmittels BON Neuralsie
befreit unb CLAUDE feit an feline Tusenben
alS iideres 6eiImittsl.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

Riifeni4merssn, Seitenife9en, 8ldbuns
gen unb @mpfinpli6teit bes llnterleibs iinb
Spmptome zines seit0rten 3uitanoes Der
Yerbauunssorsane uno oieiem fam bur9
g~nwenbuns pom gper's abfibrenoen pils
len idneu unb sriinblid a~bsebolfen wers
ben. Oils Wittasspiaen unO ais Sefors
bersr Der Ssrbauuns baben fie ibres @Iei9en
ni9t. sic beilen uon 9%eritopfunS.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10
Yprii6t.

Rinb: Ger Sater i9idt mid UNI swsi
Pfunb 6leii9.~
Mssser Tim Sesriif es bsruntsrsuidnsi
benz: ySaf On @elb?"
&inb: Der Sater bat seiast, i6 iou'S
srit iasen, wenn ids Sleii6 bab, ionit
tSnnt' ids pielei1t net frieSe."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

s(rst: bod Gins mO9te i9 Sbnsn
~brinssnb anratben: SrintenSi mirja nidt
gu piel Bier"
Yatisnt: % uein, 9err Oottor, ba
birfen sic teine Gorge baben = gu pisl
wiro's mir ME-"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10
BaralpFs 9 Sabre lang.

Na6bem i'd 9 Sabre on 9dbmuns ses
litten, iast Soiepb Oates uon Batterion
gtew Seriep, wurbe i9 bur9 rSamaritaH
Neruine" curirt. 5err Oates bieB bic Be-
i9einuns gut. Sbr Ipotbeter bdlt's. $3.50
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1884-06-10

Gin Sranffurter, benz mi9ts iiber ben
S9laf Sins, iaste: sd fam @aes ents
bebre: 8 arbeite III all annere Strapate,
uur ben S6laf ni6t."
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-08-09
Two Thousand Sandwiches.

English bars, where English beer
may be drank, and sandwiches, cut
after the usual fashion, may be eaten
between meals, are to be met with now
IN greater numbers than formerly in
certain quarters of Paris. But there is
an art in the cutting of sandwiches, as
there is IN most things. and French
walters, who are more in the habit Of
inserting a slice of meat into the French
roll which then goes by the name of
sandwich, than of preparing the article
on British principles, take generally
longer in serving a customer than a
London waiter would do. There is,
however One of the fraternity of Par
isian gdrcOns whose reputation as a
sandwich cutter Is henceforth made,
and who In proving his capacity, has
o the sum of Gao. He was, it seems,
being grumbied at a day or two ago,
by an irritated Englishman, who, want
ing his afternoon sandwich, and want
ing 1t quickly, INDUCED with some
friends in disparaging remarks about
the clumsiness of French walters.
The serving man at the bar felt wound
ed In his amour propre, and on the Gus
toner offering to bet 1000 francs that
he could not cut two thousand sand
witches in twenty-four hours, accepted
the challenge, the Briton consenting to
pay the value of the bread and ham in
the event of his losing. He did lose, for
the two thousand sandwiches were cut
in the presence of witnesses within the
time named and he paid without a
murmur, say the French papers. AS
for the sandwiches, they were handed
over to the Paris hospitals.
The Penn's Grove record., 1884-08-09

The behavior of the Princess Monaco,
ont of the many victims of the French
revolution, on the morning of the ex-
seortion. will long be remembered for
her eccentricity ana ie4C-.lm About
half an hour before the fatal summons
came, after having in vain e~ndeavored
to procure a pair of scissors, she broke
one of the panes from the window that
was in her room, and with o fragment
of the glass sawed off her hair, which
she delivered to a confidential friend to
be kept for her children; she then took
a pot Of rouge, and with the utmost
elaboration applied some of 1t to each
of her cheeks, assigning as a reason
for this extraordinary conduct that if
she happened to havea moment of weak
ness the p~opulace, at least, should not
have the satisfaction of perceiying it..
The celebrated Mad. Roland's conduct,
under the same circumstance, evinces
PEI haps a still stranger instance of
greatness of mind in a female. She
was carried to the place of execution
in company with one man only, who
seemed by no means r~econciled to his
fate; but, on the contrary, showed
symptoms of the most violent terror;
when they arrived at the scaffold, Mad.
Roland begged that he would ascend
the first, as She was well convinced
that he had not sufficient courage to
witness her execution. Besides, SIR"
added she, "you certainly have too
much good breeding to refuse the last
request of a lady,"