Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1884-04-24
Femininities.


it, and the worthiness of the persons
loved.
We meet i'm society many attractive
women whom we would fear to make
our wives.
An asp would render its sting more
venomous by dipping it into the heart
of a coquette.
A close observer says that the words
which ladies are fondest of are the first
and last words.
Women swallow at one mouthful the
lie that fiatters, and drink drop by drop
a truth that is bitter.
Some one is complaining that women
use adjectives. Are poker, and broom
stick adjectives?
There is an alchemy of quiet malice
by which woman can concOct subtle
poison from ordinary trifies.
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A young man asked New York
belle if she had any taste for literature.
She said she believed that she had nev-
er eaten any.
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When bachelor says he is single
from choice, it makes him mad to ask
him why the girl made choice of some
other fellow.
An old nurse says: Acker's English
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Texas wedding notice: Bob McDon-
aid and Sue Mitchell have decided to
slide down the cellar-door of life hand
in-hand together.
"You're the greatest woman ever
heard Of" said the boy to his mother;
"you tell me l have bad temper, and
yet blame me for losing it,"
A soft answer turneth away wrath,
but this is no reason why man should
be continually exclaiming "mush"
while his wife is scolding him.
1Ou nave WHY yOuTSell W pledSe,
said married friend to an old bachelor.
"Yes,n he replied, "but you don't know
how difficult that is"
He had been ridiculing her big feet,
and to get even with him, she replied
that he might have her old sealskin
saque made over in pair ear-muffs.
"Yes," said young lady who had
been humping on the piano for two
hours, "that baby in the next house
fairly sets me wild with its noise.n
A confectioner has two big cards in
his window. On one is inscribed "Girls
Wanted;" and on the other "Taffy."
He evidently knows how to capture the
girls.
A thorough course of Acker's Blood
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6m
Everything is beautiful in its natural
order. When a girls cheeks are suf-
fused with vermilion she is lovely; but
nothing can be more ridiculous than an
old woman blushing.
Angelina Stevens, of Galveston,
Texas, asks for divorce from her hus-
band on the ground that he is poor, and
because she has had all offer of marriage
from a wealthier man.
Carpentry is being taught young
women in the State Normal School of
Massachusetts. This is as it should be-.
If the girl learns how to drive a nail
properly, the woman will not hit her
fingers so often.
A woman should never consent to be
married secretly. She should distrust
man who has any reason to shroud in
darkness the act which in his own esti-
nation should be the crowning glory of
his life.
A Lowell mill girl said the other day
to director who wished her to consent
to a reduction of wages: before I'd
do it, I'd see you and your whole grasp
in set in To-phi-et, pumpin' thunder
at three cents clap!"
1t makes an editor mad to have word
come up through the tube from the
posing-room that a lady is waiting
to see him, and after tramping down
six flights of stairs, find her to be only
his wife after q ten-dollar bill.
Madame, who is of greatness, asks hel
husband in what character she shall at.
tend the masquerade. "As captive
balloon" he said. "How must dress
for the character" "simply by tying
a string to your foot" answered the
hard-hearted brute.
A mother-in-law said to her son-in'
law. $50, monsieur, you were at the
ball last evening, and it has not been 9
month since you lost your wifen
"That's true, madam" answered the
culprit, with contrite air; "but I bef
to remind you that 1 danced very sad
ly."
Girls, beware of the man who doe
not knew enough about cheerfulness Il
understand it's value in daily life. Sucf
man would improve the first opportu
nifty to grind the cheerfulness out of hi
home, to frighten sunbeam in shad
OW, and then wonder what is the mat
ter.
A clever Yankee in Paris recently
opened a booth in one Of the boule
wards, and invited the public to enter a
an admission fee of three sous, and in
spect the fashions of the times. Wha
they saw was their own image in a larg'
mirror. He had an enormous feminine
patronage.
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