The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-05-09
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b. Esis a1hers every day.
n yuu own a horse aud caus and
= ant 10 kid u~me-sleghF.
Quebee has an editor named k1ppy.
IL Esis badly set up > me tia
With the profits ACQUIRING fror wat
errd milk the milkmans wif buvs
waiefed ak.
liiss Winnie II. Temple. q rurs. Is
los yeArs old and Tins Is leap yea Keep
away frum Texas.
Tie lamts OF Wall street y. Y city.
generally have the wool PULLS over
their eyes whrn they are areced.
Julius. seizer her. said Sara A.
Julius Vas contemplating a fat plle,
by moonlight
Sume men are SO lucky that hey
couldn't fall overheard without sing
pulled up with their pockets a. Of
nsh.
a barber about to be hanged aid
-Nseksr' and then the trap dooI FELL.
Those present considered IT a sod
choke.
An lhshmag on being arr,ste. for
having six wives excused himsl hy
declaring that he only was trying get
a good one.
Mt. Talmsse has been lecturin on
christianity in street ears" Tahhge
is always discovering something zach
nobody else eyer Sees.
A young lady IN Huntington Pa.
who has leen deserted 10y her lovtihas
levied on his farm. She merely cha.g-
ed her form Of attachment.
The color line is rapidly disappearing
in North Carolina. A white man was
arrested a few days ago for robohg a
colored citizens hen coop.
Lucy Larcom's last poem is entitled
81 Climb to Rest" Lucy should mrry
some rich fellow who eau alton tu
have an elevator In his house.
\ ready-made rejoiuder. He-"You
made a fool of me when | married Du.
ma'am." She-"Lor! You ~always,old
me you were a self-made man.
a Boston woman has discarded ser
pet pug and gone TO peiting .,er lls-
band, and "her set" have gone bach on
her on account. of her plebeiau taslss.
Old Crow is the name of a Montana
Indian. He lives in mortal fear Of be.
ing captured by some boardmg-hmse
keeper aud served up as spring clnce en-.
This is the way a mother down east
describes her daua hler's courtsllp.
lie posed and 'suadpl, size mayed and
fused last she scented. then he gagged
her"
Some one in~terToGated little Geotgit
in regmd to her sisters belrOthed
How old is hep" 81 don't know
We'll, is he young?" "Yes-he has ne
hair yet
a Spring. ED man wroieto Governor
Robinson TO inquire if the law you'd
permit Inn to marry a cousin. TIE re
ply was: "The law is 'willin', ( The
cousin is"
How a woman always does mp q
newspaper she sends tot friend, Sc tina
1t looks like "a well.stuiTed pillow IL
something that man IL not wtmai
enough to understand.
How do you kill time here ?" asked
a swell visitor of an equally swellNe"
Yorker. '0h, with our club" ws thu
reply. the par went of 20 lOoi
III one, each having some to kill.
IL was Senator ingalls, who sail tn,
democratic party was sadly affected
with the foot and mouth disease, as
their statesmen never open Their
mouths without putting their fet in
1t.
Fathers otter make n great mistake
in bringing up their sons to pillow
their own trade. A tlunk make was
wiser. He had ten suns, aud d are
now railway porters. That trunsmak.
er is getting rich.
IL belieye," said Henderson. tia you
take me for a tool" Replied Eos: 81
have been called a skeptir, FrndN but.
bad AS | am, | shall have respect for
every mans belief-including yours,
including yours"
Johnnie" asked Marathon l.dy ut
an urchin, "why doesn't your Mother
sew up that hole IN your cuatp 1t has
zen there two weeks now" "u, she
can't. Shes busy sewing on a crazy
quit TO beat Mrs. Jones.
"Why does the train run so much
fnster to-day than yesterday p askcd n
passenger on the branch Of the Wabash