davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

''now lay me-" goes into collapse,
and if he has any visions at all they
are of coroners, undertakers, hearses,
and the cold and silent tomb. He
wants to send for his parents, and
hasn't strength enough to say a cuss
word if he wanted to. He does not
believe that there is any medicine on
earth that can cure him, ard If he had
a revolver handy he would kill him.
self. You will see that cholera is
dangerous when it gets hold of YOU,
but the way to do is not to let it make
the first payment, The best way is
to laugh and joke just the same when
cholera is around as you did before.
If cholera sees a long face, and a
frightened look, it laughs and says,
THAT is my meat" OF course, if
cholera gets too thick in your neigh
borhood, and you can slip off unbe-
known to anybody, and make tracks
for some relative at distance, just
slow tracks, as though you were in
tending to 60 all the time, and were
not in hurry, it might be well enough
TO pull out But don't 90 in panic.
This article is written to sort of brace
people up, and show them that it is
best not to be afraid; but, honestly,
the writer is scared half out of his
wits about cholera, even as far off as
France, and if the disease should ar
rive in this country you would see a
red-headed streak going up north on
gallop, about the size of the brave ed
itor of The SaIf1.-Peck'S Sun
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15
A Fan that was Free to All.

1t was nothing but plain palm-leaf
fan. 1t occupied a whole bench by
itself in grove not far from the
entrance of Druid Hill park. 1t had
lonesome look, as if longing TO be
swung through the hot summer air.
Presently portly gentleman, with his
vest unbuttoned, his necktie disarrang-
ed, his hat set back. and his mouth
stretched his arms, wiped off the per-
spiration, and seeing the bench made
for it and sat down. He grabbed the
fan and swooped it in the air. Right
away he gave tremendous sneeze;
repeated it; repeated it again; repeated
it twice more, and thrice more again,
Then he gazed at the fan, dropped it,
scOwled at his hands, and with steady
stride made for the pump, muttering
curses with each breath. Next came
sleekly-dressed swell. He was fan
ming with his hat. He saw the fan.
Lucky. by Jove!' he said, as he sat
down on the bench.
He grabbed the palm leaf. He
dropped it. He sneezed. He looked
at his hands and straightway made for
the pump.
The park was now becoming full of
people. Aportly young lady in white,
attached to slim young man in brown,
meandered up the path.
''Ch, amt we fortunateP' she said.
Here's shady bench-and, just look,
there's big fan, too"
They sat down. She picked up the
fan and shook it in her face. A look
of sorrow came into her eyes and
sneeze into her nose. The young man
in brown snatchedi it. He also dropped
it. Then the two showed each other
their hands. They took out their
handkerchlefs and began wiping.
Presently they left the seat. Then two
swall boys crept from behind near
clump of trees, they grinning porten-
tously. They saw the fan. One of
them took it by the top and moved of.
Billy" said he to his companion.
''we'll git some more lasses ZEN red
pepper EN- try her agin. "-Baltimore
american.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15
Plantation Philosophy.

Smiles ain no sign o good disser-
posishun. De red apple ain allus de
sweetes'.
Good sense doan' banker arter fine
cloze. De stalk atm nigh so bright ar
ter de con is ripe.
De abidin' place o. good sense doan'
bar no sartin mark. De rabbit doan
allus hide in de tales grass.
De man carried erway wild hate is
like de man carried erway wild love.
1t is mighty seldom dat he's tempered
wild good sense.
l hab neber knowed er wise man ter
spread hisse'f. De rake kivers mo-
groun' den de grubbin' hoe, but it
doan' go down nigh so deep.-Arkan-
sQw Traceler.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

The Princess Metternich is plump
and has good deal of color in her
cheeks, the consequences, she says, Of
beer being so tempting in Austria, and
the Viennese climate being SO dry. In
looking at the French crown jewels,
she let fall some tears and exclaimed
"How gay and frolicsome we used all to
be at the fetes where these diamonds
were worn! What good old time the
reign of the emperor was to all those
who had easy access to him!'
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15
Lincoln Monument.

A correspondent of the Chicago m
ter ocean, after thorough examination
of the Lincoln monument at Spring
field, H., charges the greatest dishon-
esty in the performance of the work,
ard gives a detailed account of the
defects in the constitution, which, it is
alleged, threaten the caving in of the
terrace in which the crypt is situated,
if not the overthrow of the monument
itself. The correspondent finds that
the inner walls are of soft brick, which
are already rotten, and in many places
wood and granite chips are thrown in
to fill spaces which should have been
solid masonry. In February one of
the arches running the entire length of
the terrace fell, and the flagstones
which form the floor of the terrace are
held up by timbers put in by the GUS
todian. The inner walls are loose and
are held up by long props, now, rot
ting.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

ONE of the Boston theaters is now
occupied by no other employees than
women, by whom all the parts in an
opera are played, the tickets are sold
and collected, the auditors shown to
their seats, and the orchestral music
made.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

The Turtle mountain district of
Dakota is being hugely doomed as
one CT Natures gardens. The ''boom-
ers" say it has coal enough to warm
the world, immense forests of timber,
and pasture lands capable of support
ing countless herds of cattle.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

THE most influential man in Dodge
City is said to be Bait Matterson, who
has killed thirty-two persons, accoid-
ing to common fame, and is spoken of
as "sociable. good follow, when he
isn't crossed.n
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

Mrs. QUINCY SHAW, who has spent
$4,000 annually in maintaining kind
ergartens in Boston, has been obliged
to close them in consequence Of
shrinkage in the railroad bonds in
which her fortune is invested.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

DR.. SCHLIEMANN has returned to
Athens from his excavations at Tiryns.
The Greek government talks of con-
tinuing the work. The ornaments
found strongly resemble those dis
covered at Mycen@.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

The Austro-German-R n-Russian-Italian
alliance could muster an army Of 10,-
100000 men, thoroughly armed and
drilled. The army of the United States
numbers $4,000, the navy about 5000.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

AN African correspondent tells of
the melting away of hundreds of
dwelling houses in the Sahara region,
not by fire, but by heavy rains, the
dwellings of sun-baked mud
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

GOVERNOR HUBBARD, of Texas, when
a boy at Macon, Ga, used to tell his
schoolmates that he was going to
Texas to be governorand they laughed
at him. Since then they have laughed
with him.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

BosToN has man who has gone
mad, according to the explanation Of
fered by friend, through making a
chart of the marriage relations of pop
ular actors, and then trying TO cor
rect it for publication.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15
and wants you to come right to the
point

SIMON KNOWLES, of Meredith, N. H.,
though in his ninety-ninth year, still
daily works at his trade as a shoe
maker and promises to last out his
century.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

THE Asphalt pavement in the town
of Reading, England, was recently
raised and broken by large number
of mushrooms growing underneath.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

The empress of China has sane
toned railway from Tientsin to Pc
king. The materials have been con-
structed in Germany and shipped.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

IT is said that the old conservative
party of Mexico, which has shown no
signs of life since the fall of the en-
pire, will try to effect an organization.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

CALIFORNIA promises to contribute
100000 bushels to the 500,000,000
bushels of this country's next esti-
mated wheat crop.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

CLARENCE THREE STAIRS is the
name of an Indian who lives in Phila-
delphia. Irreverent small boys call
him the "Third Flat"
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

AN english firm of manufacturers
sends package of soap to every child
whose birth is announced in the London
Times
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

OF the native population of Texas,
93 per cent is of southern, and z per
cent is of northern extraction.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

In fifty-six years Mexico has had
fifty-four presidents, one regency, and
one emperor.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

"A HOUSE full of borders for sale"
advertised by written notice posted
CharlestOwn.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

SINCE the dog-drowring season
opened in New York !, 1886 CANNES have
breathed their last.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

AN Erie, Pa, man has made a tele-
phone without battery that conveys
a whisper distinctly eight miles.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

WHEN. man in Colorado says, II
am not here for my health" it is equiv
alent TO saying that he means business
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

JAY-EYE-SEE and Phellas have been
engaged to trot at Providence, II. l.,
against time on July 80.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

SOUTHERN railroads are more gen
orally prosperous than ever before.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

p. T. BARNUM has just passed his
seventy-fifth birthday.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

NAUGATUCK, Conn, is said to have
four men whose aggregate weight is
1000 pounds.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

SINCE the war over six hundred col
Ored Baptist churches have been es-
tablished in Texas.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

AN English lord is to 60 on the New
York stage next winter.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

AN Indian killed and robbed a
Chinese merchs 1T at Duckwater, Nye
county, New, last week.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

WIsCONsIN's countless spring lakes
are frequented by guests from as far
south as New Orleans.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

THE alligator killing season is now
at its height in Louisiana.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

Now the Chicago bartender puts in Il
substitute and sails for Europe.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

THERE are about $4,000 locomotives
the in United States.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN was one of the
expert swimmers of his day.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15
MINOR MENTION.

THERE are now over SO, 600 postoflices
in this country.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

TALLAHASSEE, Fla, farmers are
packing figs.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1884-08-15

Subscription, 81 per Year in Advance.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-03-22

wears. such as Loss OF Memory, Lassitude,
Nocturnal Emissions, Ayersions to Society,
Di;nness of Vision, Noises in the Head: the vital
shid passing unobseryed in the urine. and many
ether diseases that lead to INSANITY and Death.
DR. NINTH. who is a regular physician
Graduate Of the University of Pennsylvania
viii agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS FOR case of this kind the VITAL RES
TOaATiv e <under his special advice and treat
nent, viii not cure, or for anything impure or
Injurious found in it. DR.. MlNTIE treats all
o.isste diseases successfully without mercury.
Consultation free. Thorough examination and
sslvicc. including analysis of urine. SIS. Price of
VITAL RESTORATIVE, SIS q bottle, or four
lines the quantity. s.: sent to any address
a,oa receipt of price, ,r C. o. D., secure from
observation and in private name if desired, BY
Z. A. MINTIE, N D.,
II kearney St, San trancisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any
ono applying by letter, S a.ing symptoms. sex
sal age. Strict secrecy in regard TO all bust
sess transactions.
OR. MiNPlES KIDNEY REMEDT-NEP-
A:ETiCUN- cures all kinds OF kidney and
1shlaer complaints, gonorrhoea. gleet, leucor-
;1roea. For sale by all druggists; 81 bottle;
ax b>t.'cs for s..
DR. MINTIE'S DANDELION PILLS are the
best AMI cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure
In the market For sale by all druggists.
ian19t
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-03-22
DIR. SPIN Y.
No. - kearny Street.
heats All Chrenit and Special Diseases.

young Men
WhO May be suffering from she
" effects Of youthful folies or indiscretinn
Will do we'll to avail themselves of this. the
greatest boon ever laid On the altar OF sui
serins humanity. DR.. Spinncy will guarantee
- forfeit $500 for every case Of Seminal Weak
ness or private disease Of any kind or character
which he undertakes and fails to cure.
MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
There are many at the age Of thirty to sixty
VINO aro troubled with too frequent excavations
81 the bladder, often accompanied by a slight
nsartiny or burning sensation and weakening
ei the S, stem i'll 4 manner the patient cannot
2ccOunt for. On examining the urinary de-
posits ropy sediment will eften be found, and
sometimes small particles Of albumen will ap-
pear, or the color will be Of . thin mikish hue,
again changing to a dark and torpid appear
2ascs. There are rlang men VIII" die Of this diff
6caalty, ignorant of the cause, which is the Sec
end stage Of seminal weakness DIR. s. will
guarantee = perfect cure in all such cases, and
healthy restoration If the genitO urinary
ssysns.
Of'ice Rours-l0 t. 4 and to g. Sundays,
eNsu 10 to IL .. m. Consultation free,
Thorough examination and advice, IS.
Gall Or . ld-ess DR.. SPlNNEY & CO..
NO. IL KA,rnv st. San Francisco.
jan2lu
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-03-22

Sprematorrha. asrOsta t0rrhe, Emissions.
Impotency, Exhausted Vitality, Premature De-
cline. anu LshsS OF MANHOOD, sn
ali its cOEsl I.l ic ~tiOns. and from
Whatever cause pr,.iuced. 1t en-
riches and purifies the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerqes. Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproduc-
tive Organs, ana Physical and Mental Faculties.
1t stops IN unnatural and facilitating Grain
upon the system preventing involuntary Losses,
facilitating dreams. semiie losses with the
urine, etc, so destructive to mind and body.
1t is a sure eliminator OF ali KIDNEY AND
BLADDER COMPLAINTS. 1t contains no
injurious ingredients. To those suffer.
Ing from the evil effects Of youth.
fill indi-cr ton or exc 50. n speedy
thorough and perm lament CCRE
IL GUAR ANrEnD. Price, $3.50 per
bottle, or Sve bottles in case, with full direc-
tons and advice, $40. Sent secure from OBJ
servatiOn to any address upon the receipt Of
price, or C. o. D. To be had only of
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-03-22
The Great English Remedy

Is q never failin
cure for Neryou
Debility, Exhaus-
ted vitality, Sem
in al Weakness,
LO st Manhood,
Impoteucy, Pros
tatOrrhea, Paraly-
sis and all the ter
rible effects of
Self Abuse, youtn
full fOllies and ex-
AA--aa - -z,f,rra,.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01

yes.rs such as Loss Of Memory, LasSltude,
Nocturnal Emissions. Aversions to Society,
Guinness of Vision, Noises in the Head; the vital
fluid passing unobserved in the urine, and many
CHER diseases that lead to Insanity and Death.
DR. MIN'fI+, who is a regular physician
fsnsuate of the University Of Pennsylvania)
giU agree TO forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
Haas for a case of this kind the VITAL RES
rORATIyE (under his special advice ard treat
msnr, viii not cure. y for anything impure or
is;,,rious found in 1t. DIR. MINTlE treats all
private diseases successfully without mercury
{,s,nsu!taticn free, Thorough examination and
s,fyce, including analysis OF urine. So. Price OF
yTTAL RESTORATIVE, $3.50 a bottle, or four
tis,aas The quantity. s.: sent to anv address
apon receipt of price, 1r c. .. D., secure nc M
observation and in private name If desired, ny
Z. A. MINTIE, NJ D.,
IL Kearney St., San FRANCISCO, Gal
SIMPLE GOTTLE FREE will be sent to any
ane applying by letter, ating symptoms. sex
sac a..5 Strict secrecy in regard to all b'isl-
Sess transactions. 49,
UR. MINTiES KIDNEY REMEDY-NEP-
SIETiCUN-c cures all kinds OF kidney and
,siaa.ier complaints, gonorrboea. gleet, ieucor-
-hoea For sale by all druggists; 81 bottle;
az bit: Is fer S..
D;s- MfNTIE"S DANDELION PILLS are the
aess aid cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure
n IT,. market. For sale by all druggists
ianlgt
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01
DE. s PIN e Ely,
tsc. II Kearry Street.
.r,ats all Chrsnic aud Special Diseases.

x ounS -MAen
EXYSso May be Suffering from the
VI effects OF youthful follies or indiscretion
win 4, well to avail themselves Of this, the
greatest boon ever laid the altar Of suf-
sering humanity. Dr. Spirney viii guarantee
% forfeit $500 for every case of Seminal Weak
ness or private disease Of any kind or character
which, he undertakes and fails to cure.
auDDLE-AGED NEN.
There are many at the age of thirty to sixty
who are troubled with too frequent excavations
& the bladder, often accompanied by slight
ma ring or burning sensation and a weakening
ef the 81 stem in a manner the patient cannot
secOrnt for On examining the urinary de-
rosits "a rupy sediment will often be found, and
eocact;mes small particles Of albumen will ap-
scar. or the color will be Of thin milkish hue,
again changing to dark and torpid appear
sD,a. There are mang men VIII" die OF this diff
ecuky. ignorant of the cause, which is the sec
C0d STAGE Of seminal weakness. DIR. s. will
guarantee a perfect cure in all such cases. and
. healthy restoration Of the genito urinary
o9ssanS.
h,nn 10 to ii .. m. Consultation Tree,
Thorough examination and advice, S5.
Oil or address DIR. SPtNNEY CO.
NO. IL Kearny st. San Francisco.
jsn21H
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01

Consultation strictly confidential, by letter
or at Office, FREE. For the convenience OF
patients, and in order to insure perfect secrecy.
have adopted private address, under which
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01

Sprematorrha, fsrOstatDrrhse, Emissions.
Imp otency, Exhausted Vitality, Premature De-
cline. aud i.<DAS OF MANHOOD, sfs
all fts com plic~tiOMs. and from
whaterer c0slse produced. 1t en-
riches and purities the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerues, Brain. Muscles, Digestion, Reproduc
tive Organs, and Physical and Me"tal Faculties.
1t stops an unnatural and debilitating drain,
upon tfe system, preventing involuntary losses,
facilitating dreams, senii;e losses with the
urine, etc, SO destructive to mind and boay.
1t is a sure eliminator of all KIDNEY AND
BLADDER COMPLAINTS. 1t contains no
injurious ingredients. To those suffer.
ing from the evil effects of out II.
ful iaaLf &c ton or exc s.. a SPEEDY
thorough and permanent CURE
Is GUARANTEED. Price, $3.50 per
bottle. or Ive bottles in case, with full direc-
lions and advice, $50. Sent secure from OBJ
seryation to any address upon the receipt Of
price. or @, O. D, To be had only Of
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01

SNA week made at home BY N
j" dustrious Best bueiness DoT
M Il before the public. Capital MT
~ needed. We will start you.
Men, women, boys and girls wanted evsrywn,r
toCork Tor us. Now il the time. You On
work in spare time, or give your whole time 70
The business. No other business VII pay YOU
mo,,: nav. BY engaging At once. Costly estat
"a Asr1ns fres. Money made fast easily end
honos.bly Adirrs fsUs 3 Co. Aagas
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01
The Great English Remedy

Is q never fai!ip
cure for Nervou
Debility, Exhaus-
ted Vitality, SEM
in al Weakness,
L o st Manhood,
I,npoteucy, Pros
tatorrhea, Paraiy-
sis and all the ter
rible effects OF
Self Abuse, youth
full foilies and eX-
ooc-oS iD u-atIlrar
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01

Free Bus, for Fathers. Running to and
from the Springs, Day and Night.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01

To accommodate tho public
stores will be kept open after .
o'clock SATURDAY Evenings.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1884-04-01
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.

Sufficient to show its merit, will be sert to
anyone applying by letter, stating his symp-
toms and age Communications strictly conf
Dental ala