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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-12-17

Illustrated Lecture on Siam.
Mr.. Hans Adamson, native of Siam,
will deliver a lecture in this city, on Fri
day evening of this week, on ISLAM and
its People," including description of
the manners and customs of the people,
their religion, an account of the white
elephant, the Kings palace, &c, &c.
The lecture will be illustrated by a
stereopticon. The pictures are correct
views, aud will add greatly to the inter-
est of the occasion. The admission has
been fixed at the very low price of ten
cents, and at this rate, every one can af-
ford to 60. Mr.. Adamson's lecture is
well-spoken of by the newspapers, clergy
men, and others.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-12-17

List of Letters remaining uncalled
for in the Post Office at Lambertville,
Hunterdon Co., N. j., for 80 days, Dec
16, 1884:
II. G. Watkins.
CLARK PIERsoN, p. M.
Dec. II, 1884.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-12-17

Give II u Trial. Ely's Cream Balm causes no
pain. Gives Reliefat once A Thorough Treat
ment will cure. Not Liquid Not snuff. APP
ply into nostrils. Price 80 cents at druggists 60
cents by mail, registered. Sample bottle by mail
10 cents.
ELY BROTHERS, Druggists, oswego, N. Y.
Dec. 10.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1884-12-17
Something for the nabv.

What a terrible affection about the
house is cross baby A young man on
the very edge of matrimony might easily
be frightened from his purpose by having
too much of that sort of music at the
homes of his married friends. Yet babies
cry commonly only when they arc sick
One teaspoonful of Parker's Tonic, given
the little one, will bring rest and sleep to
the baby and all in the house. Only 80
cents, at druggists. nov 20. .4w.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
From the Reverend Clergy.

Among the many ministers of the
gospel, who have been helped by
Browns Iron Bitters, the Rev. E. A.
Spring, Corydon, Iowa, says, II used it
for general ill-health and found it a
a great help" Rev. James McCarty,
Fort Stevenson, Dakota, says: at
cured me of severe dyspepsia and in
creased my weight twenty-five pounds. :"
The Rev. Mr.. Offey, New Bern, N. c.,
says he has taken it, and considers it
one of the best medicines known. The
Rev. Mr.. Whitney, bingham, Wis,
says: "After long sickness from
lung fever, used Browns Iron Bitters
and gained strength" So throughout
the states with hundreds and hundreds
of other clergymen.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

In the January HARPER's, by way of
contrast with our wintry weather, Mr..
Barnet Phillips will describe the balmy
delights of 1.-THE Cruise of The Wall0Uy'
along the Florida coast, The WaItoWy
was scooner-yatch chartered at Cedar
Keys by party of six Northern tour
lists, and her cruise of three weeks off
the west coast of Florida was made at
a cost of about $500. Those who wish
to know show to do it, for themselves
will be especially interested in the
paper, which will have charming illus
trations from the pencils of r. Swain
Clifford and others.
Capt. Z. d. Ellsworth, father of Col.
Elmer E. Ellsworth, who was shot in
Alexandria, while tearing down rebel
flag at the beginning of the war, still
maintains in his pasture in Mechanics
vile, the horse that belonged to his son,
which is now SO years old.
A quiet, reserved gentleman of 70
years is Admiral Porter. His eyes are
still bright, his voice is soft and entirely
destitute of the husky, foggy character
popularity supposed to attach to jolly
old sea dogs. His face is bronzed and
his hands large and knotty, but soft in
texture.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
Every Woman Knows Them.

The human body is much like good
clock or watch in its movements; if one
goes too slow or too fast, so follow all
the others, and bad time results; if one
organ or set of organs works imper-
fectly, perversion of functional effort
of all the organs is sure to follow.
Hence it is that the numerous ailments
which make woman's life miserable are
the direct issue of the abnormal action
of the uterine system. For all that
numerous class of symptoms-and
every woman knows them-there is one
unfailing remedy, DR.. Pierce's Favor
lite Prescription" the favorite of the
sex
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
A FIREMAN'S LUCK.
Engineer Crockett Draws $4,000 I'm
the Louisiana Lottery.

Engineer Crockett Draws $4,000 in
the Louisiana Lottery.
81 don't believe it, was the reply of
Engineer Frank Crockett, of steamer II
of the Fire Department of this city,
when he was aroused from his sleep the
other night by a brother fireman who
breathlesslv informed him that he had
won $4,000 in The Louisiana State
Lottery, in the drawing of the II inst. /;
whats more, l won't believe it until
have had positive proof"
''Supposing l should advance you
800 on the strength of your chances.
Would you believe it then?" asked his
comrade.
Eyes, might"
The fireman went out and procured
the 800 and handed it to Crockett who,
for the first time began to realize his
great good luck. Then, in the Ian
guage of friend, he got up, dressed
himself, and tried to stand on his head
in the corner.
Crockett never had $500 at one
time before this lucky strike" said an
other fireman to the reporter. ITO be
sure, he gets $40 a month as engin-
eer, but he isn't much of a hand at
saving. The ticket that won the
money was No. $3.50, and it captured
one-fifth of the first capital prize of S75-
000
Has Crockett received his money yet?
''Yes; but strange to say, he still
sticks to his job. We all thought it
would paralyze him when he heard the
news, bat it didn't. He isn't man
who drinks or CANDLES to any great ex-
tent. He is about 35 years of age and
married. / heard that he intends to GO
back to New Jersey, where he came
from, and buy farm and settle down.
Crockett was interviewed, but no
amount of questioning could make him
say anything further than that he didn't
care for notoriety" and that he didn't
want anything published about the mat
ter.
No IS, $3.50 was the first ticket Crock
EFT ever bought in any lottery, and his
fortunate experience adds another scrap
to the history of lucky lottery players
in this city.-SGe francisco (Cal.)
Chronicle, Nov. 26.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
Replenisheng His Wardrobe.

A shoemaker at Wytheville, Virginia,
few days ago wrote to President-elect
Cleveland asking for his measure for a
pair of boots for Inauguration day.
Governor Cleveland replied in polite
note, enclosing $50 bill for the boots.
The shoemaker returned the money,
but the governor insisted on paying and
sent the money back, adding that he
would wear the boots Inauguration
day.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
California Products.

A San Francisco paper estimates the
sotai value of California products for
1884 at S81, 100000, About 50,000,0 900
.sill be exported, consisting of wheat,
barley, flour, wine, brandy, wool, sal
mon and canned fruits. Wheat leads
the list of exports, the total product be-
ing 100000 tons, valued at $4,000
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Headaches, constipation, liver complaint,
5illiousness are cured by that mild, cleansing
remedy which never produces pain, ELLERr'S
DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents.
Sold by druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

When you visit New York City, via Central
depot. save Baggage Exprcssagc and 4. Car
riagr Hire and step nj the Grand Union Hotel,
opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant
roonis iittc,l up at cost OF one million dollars
II ainl upwards per day. European plan. Elc-
vator. Restaurant supplied with the best.
florsccars. stag IS and elevated railroad to all
depots. Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other fsst-class hotel In the city.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
women suffering and RelIef.

Those languid, tIrcsomc sensations, causing
you to feel scarcely able 10 be on your feet;
that constant drain that is taking from your
system all Its former elasticity; driving the
bloom from your checks; that continual strain
upon your vital forces, rendering you irritable
and fretful, can easily be removed by the use
OF that marvellous remedy, Hop BItters. IT.
Irregularities and distractions Of your system,
are relieved at once while the special causes Of
periodical pain are permanently removed.
None receive so much benefit, and none are so
profoundly grateful, and show such an interest
In recommending Hop Bitters as women.
A Postal Gard Story.
was affected with kidney and urinary
Trouble --t
'For twelve years!'
After trying all the doctors and patent med
cines | could hear of, used two bottles Of
'!Bltters;"
And | am perfectly cured. keep II
"All the timew respectfully, B. +. Booth,
Salisbury, Tcnn.-May 4, 1888.
BRApFoID, Pa, May 8, 1875.
1t has cured me Of several diseases, such as
nervousness, sickness at the stomach monthly
troubles, etc. j have not seen a sick day In a
year, since / took Hop Bitters. All my neigh
bors use them. Mrs. FANNIE GREEN.
$4,000 Lost.
"a tour to Europe that cost me $1,000 done
sine less good than one bottle of Hop Bitters;
''they also curedm wife of fifteen years nerv-
''ous weakness, sleeplessness and dyspepsia
X. NJ, Auburn, n. Y.
So. BROWNSVILLE, o., May l, 20.
SIRs-I have been suffering ten wears and 1
tried your Hop Bitters and it done me more
good than all the doctors.
Miss s. s. BOONE.
Baby Saved.
We are so thankful to say that our nursing
baby was permanently cured of a dangerous
and protracted constipation and irregularity OF
the bowels by the use of Hop Btters by its
mother which at the same time restored her &c
perfect health and strength.
The Parents, Rochester, n. Y.
cE-NOne genuine without bunch OF green Hopf
on the white label Shun all the vile, poisonous stuff
with Hop" or Hops in their name.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

PKIcKLY ASH BirTEKs Is an unfaIling spe-
ciiic for all complaints arising from dcrangc-
incnt Of the functions OF the Liver. II puriiics
the blood and infuscs new life into the invalid.
Pains in the side, general uncasincss, loss of
appetite, headache, bilious attacks, Nc., &C.,
are sure indications that corrective is need
cd. PRICKLY ASH BiTTERs Is especially
adapted for these complaints. II arouses a
torpid liver to action and restores it to
healthy condition.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Fl. B. Bohannon, a well-known farmer near
Independence, Mo-, has had one of his little
daughters very badly afflicted with spinal dis
ease. He writes to Drs. Dickerson & Stark, of
the Kansas City Surgical Institute, who are
treating her, that she has improved beyond
their expectation in every particular.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Restless, fretful, crying children are suffer
ing and need for their relief DIR. WIN
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP, which is use
full not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups, sore throat,
collie and cramps of older children, and should
always be kept in every house for emergencies.
Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

COR. 18th AND JONES STs.. OMAHA, NKB
A new hospital with a capacity Of nifty beds.
Private rooms for those who desire them.
Ladies in confinement will have every atten-
ton and absolute privacy. All surgical opera
physicians in constant attendance. Rates
reasonable. For particulars address Central
Hospital, Omaha, Neb.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
Young Meni-Read This.

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO VoLTAIo
BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on
afflicted with nervous i debility, loss Of Vitality
and manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also
for rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, and
many other diseases. Complete restoration to
health, vigor and manhood guaranteed No
risk is incurred as thirty days trial is allowed.
Write them at once for illustrated pamphlet
frno
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
Dairymen Getting Rich.

with the best results, are adding to their
wealth and comforting benefit on society, by
the rapid improvements they are making in the
art of butter-making. This class use Wells
Richardson 81 Co.'s Improved Butter Color
and know by actual test that it fills every claim
made for it.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from
errors and indiscretions of youth. nervous
weakness. early decay. loss of manhood, &C..
will send recipe that will cure, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send self
addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH L. lNMAN,
Station ID, New York.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

One-third of all who die in active middle life
are carried off by consumption. The most fire.
quent cause is a neglected cold, cough, hoarse-
ness, bronchial trouble or asthma, all of which
may be permanently cured by Ebert EX-
TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY.
Sold by druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
Indian History.

The Indian of falcon glance and Lion bear.
Ing, theme of touching ballad is gone; but
Petroleum they discovered, now made into
Carboline, the National Hair Restorer, lives
forever.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

A farmers wealth depends on the condition
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they
are especially liable to distempers, fevers,
colds. and all diseases which destroy animals
Thousands of dollars are saved annually by
CONDITION POWDER
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
A Strong Endowment

is conferred upon that magnificent in
stitution, the human system. by DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
that fortifies it against the encroach-
ments of disease. 1t is the great blood
purifier and alternative, and as remedy
for consumption. bronchitis, and all dis
eases of wasting nature, its influence
is rapid, effcacious and permanent,
Sold everywhere.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

An economical man will keep the leather of
his harness soft and pliable, which preserves it
from cracking or ripping. He always uses
UNCLE SANS HARNESS OIL, Sold by all
Harness Makers
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Worms cause peevishness, fevers, convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant. SAT
and certain remedy is DR.. JAQUE'S GERMAN
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

There will be chime of bells at the New
Orleans exposition played every day and &C,
companied by an organ and orchestra.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

The only remedy that readily Calls, Cuts and
Wounds on horses and CATTLE and always brings the
hair In the original coors is Veterinary Carbolisalve
in 20 cents and 81 cans, at Druggists or by mail
j. w. COLE a. CO., Props, Black River Falls, Wis.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

An oyster measuring two feet in diameter
Qocal papers say was recently sold in Paris
for 81 30
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

There are 10000 teetotalers in the railway
service Of Great Britain, and IL, 600 among the
sailors In the naval service
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Sprains, bruises, stiff joints, burns, scalds,
anu rheumatism G l.. are renewed by Uncle Sans
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

A single redwood tree in California furnished
all the timber for one of the largest churches
in that state, and 10000 shingles besides.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

According to the Lisbon Official Gazette,
Portugal has 10000 soldiers-big army, little
country
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

It is said that one tree marks the cor
ner of three counties IN Ohio, Wood,
Hancock, and Seneca, and a cow rub
bling her sides against the trunk in
Hancock county, chews her cud in Sem
eca and brushes flies in Wood.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

The ultimate object of life below should b,
to secure life above.
A dead latch-That on the cemetery gate.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

If the son could pick up the stitches of ex-
perence that his father drops he would not be
obliged to unravel his work SO often.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
CENTRAL HOSPITAL

Dwellers of the prosperous northwestern
territory object to being called Idahots.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Asbestos cloth is now used in Europe for
fireproof theatrical scenery. 1t costs three
times more than linen and six times more than
cotton
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

1t costs more to maintain the city of Boston,
in proportion to population, than any other
city in the United States.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Acids always injure the teeth; pure sweets
never do.
Grace before meat-A handsome woman at
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
cnrn1.rs and Stockmen.

The Swiss government is taking active steps
to suppress the Mormon missionaries In all the
cantOns.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

For Throat Diseases, Coughs, Colds,
etc, effectual relief is found in the use of
''Brorn's Bronchial Troehes." Price Is cts.
Sold only an boxes.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters build up and
tone the system. All genuine bear the signature Of
] j. z. Allen, Druggist ST. Paul, Mimi.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

According to the new French law, drunken,
ness in either husband or wife will be regarded
as sufficient cause for divorce.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Depression OF
Spirits and General Debility, in their various FORMS
and as preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers. the "Ferro- Phospho-
rated Elixir of CaIisaya," made by Caswell.
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all druggists
is the best tonic; and for patients recovering frcm
fever or other sickness It has no equal
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18
Send Your Address on

A postal card to W. j. Demorest, II E. 18th
street, n. Y, and you will receive free, by re-
turn mail, the best family magazine published.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Strauss sways soulfully in his boots when
conducting waltz.
Capital of simply labor picked down for
further use
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Sierre Valley, Sierre county, Cal, is
one of the prettiest, but most isolated
places in the State. It has no teIe-
graphic communication with the rest of
the world, and can only be reached by
difficult stage ride of twenty-five
miles. The inhabitants have just begun
to sing Grandfather Clock" and
probably will not hear of "Wait Till
The Clouds Roll By for several
months yet.
Marmalade is now made from banana
skins in Philadelphia. An enterprising
Italian has opened up factory and en-
ploys about twenty Italian boys, who
gather the banana skins from the gut
tiers and carry them to the factory,
where they are washed, ground, and
cooked with sugar and tlavoring.
Besides his rage for cutting down
trees, Gladstone has mania for wear
ing baggy trousers and abnormally
high collars, which indicates his APP
proach long before his features arc
observable.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Premature decline of pow
er in either sex, however induced,
speedily and permanently cured. Con-
sultation free. Book for three letter
lamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, n. Y.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

In cases of dyspep-
sia, debility, rheuma-
tisn.fever and ague,
liver complaint. in
activity of the kid
neys and bladder,
const ipattOn and
other organic mala-
dies, Host { { e r S
Stomach Bitters is q
tried re m e dy, 10
which the medical
brotherhood h We
lent their profession
al sane ton, and
which as a tonic, al
terative and house
hold specific for dis
orders of the stom-
ach, liver and bow
els has an unbound
ed popularity.
For sale by Drug
pists and Dealers. TO
whom apply for Hos
letters Almanac for
1885.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

The warmest kind of hat-one that's got
stove in.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

prsINEss EDUCATION. Young men who desire to
secure q bus ness education should inform them
selves in regard to the edvanta the Daveup port
Business college offers it's students send for 'rcu
lars. LHLIbRlDGE q DUNCAN, Davenport, Iowa,
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

Prof A. L. Perry, the well known econo-
mist, in very striking article on the 'Mean-
ing of the Election" in The HILTON, of Des
Moines Iowa, for December 18th, makes the
assertion that the republican party is s'dead as
C8sar," and the startling prediction that it
will never go into another presidential contest.
He is led to this conclusion by recent events,
occurring both before and since the election.
THE MILLION Costs so cents year.
ADDRESS:
THE MILLION,
Dcs Moines, Iowa.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

nlOnc Sample Book. Premium List, Price List
VhnyO sent free. US Card Co, Centerbrook, Conn
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

"Chronfc Malaria for yers uith Hrer disease mad,
nle tcish for death. A European trip, doctors ana
medicine did no good, until used Kidney Wort-thai
CURED nue." HENRY WARD,
Late Col 6ah Rea N. G. s. N z, Jerseu CITY. n. j
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-12-18

LOST MANHOOD saS sonH. n sa5s'
Address, DR.. Wood. 4Ol Fourth St. Sioux City, Iowa.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-06-13

A Young Washington Belle UnwitfIngl.
AIarrfes an cid Man and il Stnl Eguo

A Young Washington Belle Unwitfingly
Marries an Cid Man and is Stni Eguo-
rant of IL. 60 =, ~r
= WAsHRGToN, D. G., june 5-Anrat-
ztache Of a wig makers establishment
here tells thsfollcwin story: ''Therewas
fashionable Wedding in this citydnot
long ago where asbeautiful young gzri
married an old man and did not know. 1t.
And what is more, she lives with him now.
aud bas n0t-found him out. The groom
Tasra handsome man, and was looked
upon as a young man In society, in which
he figured quite prominently. He had a
youthful face, was quick and erect, and
by coloring his hair, which was snow
white, he easily passed with the youngest.
With his affable manner and gallantry,
he won. the heart Of the young girl he
married from number of other suitOrs,
man ypf them young and handsome. The
bride was very young and great belle.
Just before the wedding took place the
Hzaleame here and had his own hair cut
on and wig made. Dyeing his hair mad
worked very we'll while he was counting,
but when it came to getting married he
knew he could not use dye without his
wife finding 1t out, so he adopted a wig to
get out of the difficulty. The idea of his
young wife finding out that he was an old
man nearly set him wild, and when he had
gotten well settled under his wig he was
the happiest man 1 ever saw. On his
wedding day he was as frisky as a boy,
and no one suspected his secret. This
happened some months ago, and the bride
has not yet found out that he is an old
man and wears a wig, and she will proba-
bly, never find it out until old age asserts
itself so strongly that it can be no longer
concealed. They live here in the city now,
and the secret is known probably to none
save the groom and his hairdressero