New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-07-16
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Jcrusacnls fan ofrcli.ou. orluks. Zach crank lsA
I'm % certain rnt ~ tho -hl and mover gets out oin
After a while be- dl,opyori that The Bple hluuonIs
with bis craLly notions, and then Dee becomes AN oIt
aud-out huauo.
clarence rhtrr stairs Re- the name OF an Indian who
live, IN philadelphia. urcycrc1t small boys e d him Tho
" ihlrI Flat
'lr Gladstone Is called by some poron' a woman
hair Ili. h rather severe. 70 is possible Tat Me-
Glntlporc has occasionally to hang to The strap 10 no
Brsa street, r-, bar that he therefore mate, ne ear
fl SEA "a ntrl 10 bohrye. Lpu,.Yulo Courier Journal
Tho independents are all she time talking about no
"dccp unLrlcurgcut of opposition 70 Mr.. Blaine ba
no one can see TAI, undercurr,nt II must have goa
into q hole and pulled the hole IN after IL.
will somebody hold John Kelys coat while be ,'ona
stephen .fullade phia lIcss.
The Asphalt pavement In the town OF Reading, Enc
land. recently raised and broEen by large uunSd
of mushrooms growing underneath.
My Daughter Paints" Is rhe title 81 . new nsveL
The author instead paradtug his dHught"r- ilihnu
b~forr The re ling Dubc shoad have reasoned Win ~
at home and explained how the practice Of powdeuA
aud painting Injuries The Skin ara makes young iaV
look preluaturely old N'rristown Herald.
There are two sausage-iealers Ia Parts who have shops
adioir ing Zach other One OF them has painted on h
glass win low over pyramid Of sausaees; AT thirty
crutlmes pouud-to pay laore Is to be robbed Wlls
the other puts Ms saisages into obc,k and pants
above it: At forty ccntimes pound-to pay 1e"
IL 10 be poisoned"
4 We.tcrn man is on record as making the brIefes
Fourth of July Grafton 10 history. lie had ui' speech "
heart plt the multitude frightened him. Twenty years
Nv, I. ulce mon which YOU now stand was howhas
wlIaerne,s ne began Not remembe Ing the next s.n'
,I",ss SIN he foroof Attoinpt No 2 was rs foows
twenty wears ago The place upon which yol noE sam
was a bowling wildcmess-and-aud-d- me dor
wish IL now Boston star.
man was sent for the other day to repair teephon
in Detroit hospital. he found that one OF the pstena
tot.. In he mat
that he could hear better through it,
neen victoria has asked Prince Of Wales pot to 4,
teTd theatres az least by the stage entrance ms M
calcium Light on ms bald head dazIes me eyes 'i Z"
ballet girls.-lPitts5urg Chromce-Ieiegraph'
Nearly one hundred corpses have shed ont OF the
Regents Canal. London during the past two years
Every year the number OF mysterious deaths which oecu
in London is becoming larger.
Some one has discovered that the high heeled shOa
worn by women produce SoftenlhS OF the prd- ~ 10
not generally known lh tS ursih VI " [ nI,usbs
enough Il NOrristOwn Herald
Aman in Wisconsin has constructed flying machine
which he says will really fly. Well, let it fly
Lake Cochituate now contains 3OOOO0.Ooo rallSsa
Of water than it did at this time la't year lsf
water this IS purer than 1t has been lor .sr
Of years past. owing largely 10 the great amount " ,hs
II has not yet been necessary TO draw al al upon S
storage basins. As soon aS the supply begins 10 i ~
the PLAYING OF the fountains IN the city parAs WI"
Stopped Boston ADV ertiser.
The Western PAPERS will discussing the Puer
ton whether or Mr. Mcdonald will shave MS hcc~
There was a beautiful female reporter from st. Lou"
tbc Chicago Democratic Contention, and some W 'A'
brethren at first thought she was MI "a''eF'o' '
Eyed Goddess of Reform
10 Governor Cleveland: DO not resign: A. Governor
M state nrrierS yon TO David Hill. and Il fe i p ~
van Won viii be able to serve cat your I'LL term o. INV
years Utica derAid.
An Fnsllsh pateht-medicine man carn'heN NJ 'u'N
tSenents with appropriate quotations from Emerson ~
LonaSeow. lie find, it cheaper than 70 emP'o! "sP"
poet and il gives more satisfaction
Tina New-York tournal which william Cullen BG S.s
nod IN edit /. Singing mud again. Yet they e"
editor is White, philadelphia FreS''
I. Is said that some capitalists Of Berlin i@S- .s
tcrnincd to establish japanese colony ia th' ~
The coloni,ts will be chosen 50 Is to represent d"
haudicrafs in which the JaI anese excel
@what are yon ?" asked lnqm~,tye YAM an, ,,sss
minute pack ago lying on the next -n'il 'n psys
store ~ Neithrr" replied thc m nle pa9s,ss
g am Fashionable Bathing suit fhi'a"e'i"''
The Independents are economical They want I" ~
the expense of convention by adop'"s "''
Democrats. -
II is prime absurdity Of orr time TO see gI'' cseq
to Inherit wealth. and any Of whom nay y, "a
the emergences OF lie 10 take,chtlse ~ liolES
Ignorant Of investments a. a hluuoo "'"'
ua'eu News d
the farming IN wurtemburg, Germany; but u" IA
are beginning TO object to this state OF aii'' - ri
men fear that they will have 10 do most " .
hard work But they expect to keep the cows w. -
n Germany should buy Cuba the only thiti hra 80
try could do would be TO NJ mp an "u V ,fl,qu ~
nSp.ius fore and AFT and thcn recoEiL' ercs
nn,'rlrnce 1his comes OF having "a Dcmocfaile wig
-lPIilddephia Cali. .s,
This Is tho time Of the year when the eheaP 80. -
countered while GU his vacation travels ~ Ak, ~.
Io,ily ,coru ON dinner of dozen courses ana ...t
e wine at every drinking place he enters T,oss
champagne. He :, the American edition o' '''
/ rry,"-bOund IN calf -, uss<
According to a South LOn.on paper al = ,e mssse
ug OF the It SaylOlrs Board Oi nViA s,ang rappsS
/ said; Gentlemen iniostuous disease is i'"7
/ through The district. -, London ECHO
French compositors are BEGINNING 20 81
tween them the publishers r.0nS ,aiI pAItrs II
rt ~ mn ,haf m might be- The ffehch "a The elJns
! horribly printed on detes1aOie p'p'''