The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1884-08-14

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lost considerable here few years ago
by this same ''change" dodge. Come
to the show, buy your tickets and 60 in,
and don't patronize any Of the games
nor allow anybody to take . bill and
move off to get the change"
THE HERALD SCORES HIM.
That miserable fool of Bloom is
still ut it all around. The Luverne
Herald last week scores the wretch az
fellows: -.
The Herald received yesterday com.
municatien from Rob. j. w. Fool
Bloom. formerly editor of the Worth
ington Record, in which, las evidence
of the ADVANCE mans total deprav-
ity," he cites IN article in a recent
issue of the Delmond Herald. The ar
ticle in question denies some of the
accusations made against Bleem by the
ADVANCE, asserts that A. p. Miller
lilies numerically to make his points, -
and very pointedly insinuates that the
ADVANCE editor is "a sneaking, lying,
cowardly, miserable cur.' Bloom in
CURED the enmity Of Miller originally
by telling some facts about the latter g
affairs that didn't look well in print,
but Blooms dlsreputable methods, his
monumental imbecility, and his ele-
pha,hine de2ravity, fully merit the
venemous scoring he received through
the,coluMns of the ADVANCE.
Now I'VE call that right down good.
'lob. L. w. Fool Bloom" ''disreput-
able Methods" monumental imbe-
cility" and 'elephantine depravity" is
better than We could have said it our
self. The Herald is right in saying
that "he fully merits the venemous
scoring received through the AID.
VANCE," Most people over here say
that he fully merited Il broken head or
a pistol:ball through his depraved and
rotten carcass. But it is probably bet
ter not to ,3reat imbecile wretcl,es in
that way.
The Herald is not correct in saying
that he incurred our wrath by pub.
lislEng "facts" which did not look well
in print. /: was his villainous lies and
his blackguard and beastly personal
tiles that Brought the ADVANCE down
OH him and drove from him every de-
cent mar lin Worthington.
THE SHAN AND THE RIAL
Every good thing has its host of imi-
tato1s; every genuine article its cuun-
terfeits. bad manners and wicked
habits have theirs also; but lie who
sllams tlesSad never boasts of it, while
they who ape the virtues IF the good or
simulate the genuine never hesitate to
place the counterfeit before the public
in their most alluring tones. When
these people .i:nitate they always choose
pronounced type or popular subject
to copy from; and when they claim to
he us good us "Su-and. So" or to sell
III article as good as ''Sn- and.So," the
public may depend upon it that Mr..
$50 and-S O,':and his article are ALWAYS
the best OF 5he kind. Thus the shan,
is always proving the genuine merit of
the thing it copies.
A firm Of 'enterprising gentlemen
produce and popularize an article of
household use, such as the Royal Bak-
ing Powder, whose convenience, use.
fulness and real merit make for itself
an immense and universal sale, A
hundred imitxsOrs arise on every hand,
and as they hold out their sham articles
to the public, yelp in chorus, buy
this; it's jtst as good rs Royal, and
much cipaper:'' The Royal Baking
Powder is the standard the world over.
and it's initators in their cry that theirs
is ''as good rs Royal" are all the time
emphasizing this fact. In their labor
ions attempts to show by analysis and
otherwise that the 'Snowball:' brand
has rs muel' raising power "as the
Royal;'' or TINT tbs ':Resurrecticn' D
powder is rs wholesome ''as Royal:" OF
that the ''E&rthquake" brand is "as
pure rs the Royal" as we'll as by thei,
contortive twMtings of chemical certifl'
Gates and labored efforts to obtain re-
cognitioD from the Government chem
lists and prominent scientists who have
certified the superiority Of Royal owe,
all others, they all admit the ''Royal'
to be the acmeN perfection, which il
ia their highest ambition to initiate
But the difference between the real
and these limitations, which copy only
its general appearance, is as wide as
that between the paste and the true
diamond. The shams all pay homage
to the "Royal.'
Capt. J. W. Miller, of IIersey, called
at Our Office on Saturday last carrying
hickory cane. We knew by his smil
ing face that 'he,tlia not come to use thu
stick on our "massive brow" as Ar.
temus Ward used to say. The cane
has a remarkable history. During the
war, Capt. Miller was i member Of the
18th Illinois Cavalry. and was captured
and lay for some 'months in rebel pris.
ons at Macon, ;Charleston and Column,
bia. Capt. Adams, Of the 85th n. y.
Infantry, was e prisoner with him
and in November, 1864, they escaped
with others, xnd after the usual hard
marches and struggles, reached the
Union lines 1T Dalton. On the way
each man carried a hickory stick cut in
the mountains, which was used as q
staff and tn 'kllank sll0afa in fha head