Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-04-14
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His Slippery Glass Eye-sThe SQUIRE says the
author of ''The Hoosier Schoolmaster,'' "wore one
glass eye and wig. The glass eye constantly
slipping out of focus, and the wig turning around
sidewise on his head whenever he addressed the
people of the Flat Creek district" Sad spectacle.
Parker's Hair Balsam preserves and promotes the
growth of the natural hair. 1t also restores the
natural color to Hair which has faded or become
gray. Clean, elegant, beneficial, highly perfumed
At a recent ball in London lady wore a skirt
studded with dead robbins.
Ministers Souno its Praise.-Rev. Mr. Green
fields, Knoxville, Tenn. writes as follows: "Samar
itan Nervne permanently cured my of epilep-
tic fits Here's food for thought. Sold by drug
gists, $3.50
New England railroads killed 221 persons and
injured 535 last year.
An Excellent Report.-Hon Jos. G. Goodndge,
of Brooklyn, n. Y, writes this "Cannot express
myself in sufficiently praiseworthy terms. Burdock
Blood Bitters have used for the past two years; ;
keep my stomach in splendid TRIM
The losses by fire in the United States last year
aggregate $1030O0,000.
In the Hop Plaster are united Fresh Hops, Gums
and Balsams, and its power is wonderful ii curing
Bach Ache, Sprains, Bruises, Neuralgia, Pain in
the Side or Soreness anywhere. Thousands testify
to this.
The population of London has almost exactly
doubled in forty-on years.
Profitable Crops.-Norw;ch, Vt.-Used Bowker's
Hill and Drill Phosphate this season, and find it
satisfactory and fully equal to any phosphate that
have used. Used side by side with hen manure
compost, the difference favor of the Phosphate
was very marked. 1 consider it profitable to use
this Phosphate on all crops, especially upon corn
| ii. B. Olds.
The best macaron consumed this country i:
made of California wheat.
Castoria
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she was a Miss, she chung to Castora,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
DIR. Holmes saws his best poems are trees whicl
he planted on the hillside.
Lost During the last twelve hours, that madde
ing pain in my back. No reward is offered, but
YOU would be cured likewise, use Keans Kidne
and Back Plaster.
A Michigan senator refuses to employ privat
secretary at public expense.
Don't say there is no help for Catarrh, Hay F.
yer and Cold in head, since thousands testify tn;
Ely's Cream Balm has entirely cured them PriC
so cents.
| Apply into nostrils with the finger.
Many persons in Pittston are nsing Ely's Crea
Balm, Catarrh remedy, with most satisfactory r
suits A lady is recovering the sense of sine
: which she had not enjoyed for fifteen years. s.
had given up her case as incurable. Mr.. Barb
v has used it in his family, and commends it We
o highly a Tupkhannock lawyer, known to ma
of our readers, testifes that he cured of part
S deafness. Pittston, Pa, Gazette.
- Having used Ely's Cream Balm for Catarrh a
Cold in the head, am satisfied that it is first ii
!, preparation and would recommend it to any
IF similarly afflicted r. w Cheever. Editor Hera
Clinton, Wis.
Jennie june says it takes $4,000 year to live
any style in New York.
III MAID OF ORLEANs.-Sweet-hearts and wi
lovers and husbands, don't forget the benefit deri,
+. from the use of Hatch's Februge Mixture when ,
ld were young and in your maturer years. The
no versa testimony is, sits the best Cough Medcin
1t but Is cents to try it, and is for sale
80 he stores.