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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30
CIVIL COURT.
THURSDAY MAY 20.

John Alfalfa VS.. e. Kekoa, con-
tinued from the % inst. Judgement
for plaintiff for $19O.85. Appealed
to the intermediary Court.
L. II. Davis VS.. Wo Chung, con-
tinued from 26 inst. Judgement for
plaintiff for $24.S7.
S. Coin VS.. G.. Seedcll, continued
until the 2 prox.
Matthias Gray VS.. Lycan & Co.
continued until proX.
King Man Yung VS.. Kim Yet, con-
tinued from the 26 inst. Case dis
continued; costs $3.50.
King Van Leng Chung Fook VS..
King Fin Leong, assumpsit for $120.
Is. Case discontinued costs $500.
Ramsey & Lane VS.. f. M. Nord-
burg, assumpsit for $685.. Settled
out of Court costs $500.
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MEMORIAL DAY.

The day is being observed in Ho-
nolulu pretty much as holiday.
The Consuls and the vessels in port
are flying their flags at half-mast,
the Legislative Assembly adjourned
at noon, in order to attend the ex-
ercises, by invitation of Rev. j. A.
Cruzan, and business generally was
suspended throughout the afternoon.
Exercises this evening at 1880 in the
Music Hall, which has been appro-
priately decorated for the occasion.
Music will be furnished by the Royal
Hawaiian Band and Symphony Club,
Mrs. Dillingham; will read poem,
Mr.. A. S. Hartwell will deliver an
Grafton, Mrs. Hendry and Mr.. Kin
ney will read selections.
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The following passengers are
already booked to sail by the Ala
media: Mr.. and Mrs. E p Adams
and daughter, Mr. and Mrs H G
Hincllley, Mrs G w Grayson, Miss
M Wilcox, Mrs S p Wagstaff
daughter and maid, Miss Bernard
and maid, Mr. and Mrs Newhall, Mr.
Chrisholm, Ex.Gov. F F Low wife
and daughter, Mrs j A Mcbride,
Mrs NJ Gillon, S. Ephrom, H Gordon,
Mrs II G Smith, G G Tewksberry,
Gerald Gisdwood, S Selig, Max
Pracht, F A Briggs, T G Gruen-
hagen, r Grenhalgh,J Sremlett, Mrs
M Widdefield, D. L Mathes,
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Mr.. & Mrs. f. p. Adams will leave
by the Alameda tomorrow. Mrs.
Adams is to visit her relations and
friends in New England and will be
gone several months. This estimable
lady will be much missed in social
circles and we join in wishing her q
very pleasant visit and a safe return.
Mr. Adams will return after staying
a week or two in San Francisco.
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POLICE COURT.
MAY 29th.

All Sing, having opium in posses
sion on the 2Sth inst, was remanded
until the 31st inst. j. NJ. Davidson
for the defendant.
All Man, having opium in posses
sion, was remanded until 30th inst.
j. M. Davidson for defendant.
Kawainui and Keawe, for using
giant powder and selling fish, were
fined $25 and costs $2.75.
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Assignees Notice.

TNHE UNDERSIGNED having been
Il appointed Assignees in the Bank.
rupt Estate of G. Atai, Honuapo all
claims against said Estate must be pre-
sented duly authenticated to the under
signed within six months, or they will
be forever barred, and all parties owing
said Estate are required 10 make imme-
diate payment 10 the undersigned ut the
office of Hyman Brothers.
j HYMAN,
7t5 I'm s. SELIG.
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SHIPPING NOTES.

The Mile Morris is reported aground
at Eva.
The tern Benlah has finished discharg-
ing. She will take in 60 tons of sugar
here to ballast her to Kahului where
she will finish loading. She sails for
Kahului on Monday next
The G. O. Whitmore is locked near
the p. M. S. S. wharf.
Schr Kauikeaouli brought 23lO bags
of sugar from Kohala.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

The astronomer had the moon fixed
for setting 11.05 last evening, but
through typographical error it read
11.50 in our paper. The gas man
followed suit, and as the moon didn't
see that, peterfamilias had to go home
in the dark.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

The Myrtle Boat Club launched
their new four-oared boat at o. clock
this afternoon from the Marine Rail
way. 1t was named the Puahaulani
by His Majesty, and is the first boat
of it's kind ever built in this city. 1t
is made of Eastern pine, has station
airy seats, spoon shaped oars of
very pretty pattern, and reflects
great credit on its builder Mr.. Jas.
Lyle.
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7t5 I'm
NOTICE.

rs HEREBY given that DRAFT No. %
Il drawn by j. IL. Sopcr, manager of
Ookala Sugar Plantation Co, on Messrs.
G w. Macfarlane 81 Co, Honolulu, dated
September 18th, 1888, in favor of Chow
Sing, for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
$1,000 and endorsed by the said Chow
Sing, has been lost or stolen. All persons
are hereby cautioned against negotiat.
ing the same, as the payment of the said
DRAFT has been stopped.
CIT st CHOW SING.
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THERE will be sale Of fancy ar
ticles, soda water and ice cream, etc.
on the grounds of the Pacific Insti-
tute, Punchbowl street, tomorrow
afternoon from to 6 O'Clock, in aid
of the Kawaiahao Seminary.
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WANTED.

A GOOD BAKER who thoroughly
N understands his business, Also
one who has general knowledge of the
business and understands making bread.
Goodwages and Steady Position. Apply
at once to
j. e WISEMAN,
III If General Business Agent.
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FOR SALE.

Hs4A a FOUR FINE BUILDING
gsSsSlSa LOTS at Punahou, Honolulu,
Eas 1sassssS lying between the premises of
Mr.. B. F. Dillingham; and Messrs. Ora
ham and Foster. Two of these lots have
each a frontage of 100 feet on Beretania
Street and depth of 500 feet, and two
have each a frontage of 1902. I feet on
Bingham Street and a depth of 275 feet.
These four lots adioin each other and
will be sold either separately or as a
whole.
Apply to j. M. MONSARRAT,
6S7 If No. ~ Merchant Street.
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BURGLARS are in town. On We'd
nesday night they broke into Mrs.
Lacks store on Fort street and
carried away a number of revolvers
and carriages, worth over 5000.
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DEPARTURES.

May 3d.
Blk Sir VIM. Wallace for Roayl Roads
Stmr JAS Makee for Koolau
Schr Gen Seigle for Koolau
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To order at the Windsor Prime
Roast Turkey, stuffed, Kidney, Pork
Chop, Loin Steak, Cold Ok Tongue,
Fish, etc., any hour of the day. 7l9
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VESSELS LEAVING TOMORROW.

Schr Kekauluohi for Hanalei
S. S. Alameda for S. +.
Schr Kawailani for Koolau
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The stock, fixtures, and tools OF
a harness makers shop for sale.
Call on VIM. Fennell.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

THE business part OF our city
presented a deserted appearance this
afternoon.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

YESTERDAYS session of the T,egisla-
turc only lasted one hour and fifteen
minutes.
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A COLLISION took place yesterday
on King street between Mr.. II. w.
Schmidt's carriage and an express
wagon, fortunately without serious
results.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

THERE will be trotting matchrace
at Kapiolani Park tomorrow after
noon at 2 80 PM.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

WE EXTEND our thanks to Marshal
Parke and Mr.. j. HI. Patty for favors.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

The Duly Hasoaiiaa's hobby is
butter.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

The currency question is the
principal topic on the street at the
present time.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

A PILE of rubbish outside the
Music Hall ought to he removed at
once.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

Ice Cream is in great demand this
weather.
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ARRIVALS.

May 3U.-
Schr Kauikeaouli from Kohala
Stmr Mokolii from Koolau
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

The amount of subscription on
the list at j. M. Dat, Jr., & Co.'S for
the new pavilion, has reached $378.
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Four offices to let, well lighted
and ventilated over the 1. X. l..
store, corner Nuuanu and Queen
streets. 69l tt
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The Queen of Tahiti is passion
ately fond of music, and lost no
opportunity to cultivate it while
abroad.
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The steamer Alameda will sail at
II O'Clock tomorrow. The Post
Office mail closes at10A.M., late letter
bag will be kept open until II AM.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1884-05-30

A LITTLE girl was lost on King
street last evening.
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BE sure and don't forget that Horn S
Easter Citron Buns will be ready at
2 O'Clock tomorrow afternoon, and n
further supply on Sunday morning.
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NOTICE.
To the Volcano and Back.

SEslEA Hnter-Esland =. N. Go.
THROUGH TICKETS 10 the Volcano
and return, can now be had at the office
of the Inter-Tsland S. N. Co. Tourists
leaving Honolulu per time table of the
PLANTER" will be landed at Puma.
luu, thence by Railroad to Pahala, where
Horses and Guides will be in attendance.
By this rout. Tourists can make the
round trip in I days, giving 4 days to
visit the Volcano.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP,
including Horses, Guide, Board and
Lodging, $50.
For further particulars enquire at the
Office of the
Inter-IsIand =. N, Co.,
Honolulu,
or J. f. JORDAN, Volcano House.
ia If
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JUST landed per Alameda, 1900
Bags Bran, 500 Bags Barley, 500
Bags Oats, 200 Bags Yellow Corn,
so Bags Middlings, 20 Bags Oil
Cake Meal, at the Union Feed Co.
100 w
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TO LET.

ASa. A A VERY PLEASANT cottage
A sssSh with large yard and agreea-
$1,000 BILE surroundings, OH themakai
side of Beratania Street just beyon PHI
koi Street
ALSO
A GOOD HOUSE and yard, on Queen
Street near the Government Building,
recently occupied by Captain Hempsted.
Apply to w. r. CASTLE, Agent.
7lS If
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Diamond Head, May 80, 3 pm.
Light N.N.E. wind.
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SUN. MOON AND SEA.

Ni ''N~'N N'''~ N'
An time from noon of to-day, May 30
h m.
Sun Sets. ..,................ q 3.S
sun Rises Observation-Disclosures. Ia.
Moon Sets. ...................1l 10.
High Tide (large) .............. 8 10.
High Tide (small) ...............2 90.
WIND AND WEATHER
Record from noon of yesterday:
A. Sen Tevel Thermometer Rain.
In Oh 22h l oh Oh 1Sh to lSh
3O.O6 3O13 30l5 SlS 73o 6S9 900
Wind, N.N.E., light; Sky, fine; Sea, heavy
swe ell.
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BOY WANTED.
Clerl1ship Wanted.

A YOUNG MAN, 81 years old, Portu-
IN guese by birth, having resided on
these islands for the past years, and
understands the grocery business tho
roughly, would like q position in that
capacity or in any other suitable place.
Good recommen dations as to sobrietv,
honesty and ability. Apply TO j. f.
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Furnished Rooms.
NOTICE.

SIINTEND leaving this Kingdom,
N all persons are hereby requested,
to present their claims against me within
30 days of date, if they have any, at the
office of Nj. S. Grimbaum Il Co.
j. p. MENDONCA.
Honolulu, May 10Th, 1884. TIT I'm
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LOCAL & GENERAL NEWS.

DECORATION Day.
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TELEPHONE.

TELEPHONE.
Diamond Head, May 30, pm.
Light N.N.E. wind.
= May 3d.
Schr Kauikeaouli from Kohala
Stmr Mokolii from Koolau
DEPARTURES.
May 3d.
Blk Sir VIM. Wallace for Roayl Roads
Stmr Jas Makee for Koolau
Schr Gen Seigle for Koolau
VESSELS LEAVING TOMORROW.
Schr Kekauluohi for Hanalei
S. S. Alameda for S. +.
Schr Kawailani for Koolau
SHIPPING NOTES.
The Mile Morris is reported aground
at Eva.
The tern Benlah has finished discharg
ing. She will take in 60 tons of sugar
here to ballast her to Kahului where
Kahului on Monday next.
The G. o. Whitmore is locked near
the p. NJ. S. S. wharf.
Schr Kauikeaouli brought 23l0 bags
of sugar from Kohala.
LOCAL & GENERAL NEWS.
DECORATION Day.
Ice Cream is in great demand this
weather. !
The Daily Ha,oaii0n's hobby is
butter.
WE EXTEND our thanks to Marshal
Parke and Mr.. j. HI. Patty for favors.
The business part Of our city
presented deserted appearance this
afternoon.
The currency question is the
principal topic on the street at the
present time.
THERE will be q trotting matchrace
at Kapiolani Park tomorrow after
noon at 2:30 PM.
The stock, fixtures, and tools of
harness makers shop for sale.
Call on VIM. Fennell.
The amount of subscription on
the list at j. M. Dat, Jr., & Co.'S for
the new pavilion, has reached $378.
The Queen of Tahiti is passion
ately fond of music, and lost no
opportunity to cultivate it while
abroad.
Four offices to let, well lighted
and ventilated over the 1. X. l..
store, corner Nuuanu and Queen
streets. 69l tt
The steamer Alameda will sail at
u O'Clock tomorrow. The Post
Office mail closes at10A.M., late letter
bag will be kept open until IL AM.
BE sure and don't forget that Horns
Easter Citron Buns will be ready at
2 O'Clock tomorrow afternoon, and q
further supply on Sunday morning.
JUST landed per Alameda, 1900
Bags Bran, 500 Bags Barley, 500
Bags Oats, 200 Bags Yellow Corn,
so Bags Middlings, 20 Bags Oil
Cake Meal, at the Union Feed Co.
1872 / W.
To order at the Windsor Prime
Roast Turkey, stuffed, Kidney, Pork
Chop, Loin Steak, Cold Ok Tongue,
Fish, ETC., any hour of the day. 719
A COLLISION took place yesterday
on King street between Mr.. ii. w.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-07
SOME SNAKE STORIES.


man in North Tisbury, Mass, says he
has recently drawn up eighty-nine snakes
from his we'll
A copperhead snake recently killed in Hell
delberg Township, York County, Pennsyl-
vania, had fifty-one young.
Samuel Farmer,of Rails County, Missouri,
killed rattlesnake in his kitchen that mea-
sured feet inches long
On the D. A. Baker farm, near Norwalk,
Conn, there was found a double-headed
snake. 1t had two eyes in each head.
Joseph Gassot, of Sparta, Ca, nearly lost
his life by being bitten twice on the foot by
moccasin snake while in the water
A rattlesnake with thirteen rattles attacked
little dog of David Adams at Lumpkin, Ga,
striking him in the side with its fangs. In
fifteen minutes the dog died in great agony
in commissions.
Two Virginia woodchoppers killed rattle
snake with quid of tobacco. One held his
head with forked stick close to the ground,
keeping its body constrained with his foot,
while his comrade forced the tobacco into
the mouth of the snake. They then released
it. 1t instantly became, convulsed, and died
in short time.
Fred Campbell, of Grass Valley, California,
says he saw the head of huge snake emerge
from fence. Its tail was just forty-one feet
away from where its head was seen, and its
body was as large around as a -four barrel.
1t moved rapidly toward the Yuba River, and
was in sight not over one minute. Camp
BELLS companion certifes to the correctness
of his story.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-07
Wooinn on Sinht.

A New York paper says: When VIM.
Mock, the Mount Vernon widower detected
edly left Castle Garden after his unsatisfac-
tory search for wife, he told Detective Gro
den to notify him as soon as pretty immi-
grant girl of domestic inclinations arrived
Among the young women who entered
Castle Garden yesterday from the steamship
Waseland was one who took the fancy of the
detective. She was plump, and about "a
years old. He introduced himself to her and
told her of Mr.. Mock's wishes. She said she
would marry Mr. Mock if he suited her and
if his character was good.
Mr.. Mock. wearing red-petaled emblem
of his occupation in the button hole of his
Sunday coat, appeared in the rotunda of Cas-
tie Garden at o'clock. The detective
showed him the young woman sitting on
plethoric gripsack.
MIR. Mock was impressed. He took the bou-
quet from his button hole, advanced toward
the young woman, and presented it to her
with a low bow and his left hand over his
heart. When the detective left them they
were both sitting on the gripsack apparently
trying to prevent each other from falling Off
After an hours conversation in German
with the young woman, Mr.. Mock saw the
detective. Mr.. Mock said he he was delighted
with her and would willingly marry her i'm
mediately but for one reason-she wouldn't
have him until she knew more about him.
Mr.. Mock wrote down her future residence,
Portland, Maine, and she wrote down his.
She promised to write to him and he prom
ised to write to her, and they parted.
Mr.. Mock said to the detective as he left
Castle Garden: IF you see another German
girl like her while l am waiting for her to
make up her mind let me know, land if she'll
have me III marry herr
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-07
Urfte to uour Mother.

If the sons who have left home could only
feel some of the lonliness that so Expresses
their mothers-could know only part of
their longing for news from the absent ones,
and the bitter disappointment of watching
for letters that seldom come-they would be
more thoughtful of her whose constant care
for years was of them. 1t is usually mere
thoughtlessness but often the most singing
wrongs ars committed through want of
thought The young men have life before
them, with fortunes to make and honorable
names to win, and their chances and
thoughts are ahead. They do not realize
that their parents look backward far oftener
than beyond them, and that tears often dim
the dear old mothers eyes because the little
boy who used to come so coufidingly to her
is now beyond her reach, and apparently
needs neither care nor sympathy. He has not
forgotten his mother; no indeed. But heis so
busy that writing is neglected, and if con-
science puts it in a protest, it is silenced by
saying: ''Mother knows l would write if any,
thing were amiss." 1t is not SO much that
the mother expects things to 90 amiss
Though she often thinks for hours of the
lassitude or headache the son has mentioned),
but she so longs for written characters telling
her that she is ''dear Mother yet, and that
her boys are still ''affectionate' and ''lov
ing" The young men do not realize that
their letters are treasures, or that the small
est of their doings interest their parents !;
and they cannot understand the great love
that sympathizes with every defeat and sings
with joy over every success. The mothers do
not grieve over mere absence; but it is hard
indeed for even the stoutest-hearted TO see
their boys drifting away until they conclude
they no longer love them. This may not be,
for sons seldom cease to love and respect
true m others; but so long as they are careless
and neglectful, what proof have the waiting
mothers that their boys are not exceptional
ones, and have not allowed the busy world
to steal all their affections!
Boys, young men, middle-aged men,
every one who has a mother, remember
that the lives in her children, and you do
her bitter, grievous wrong when weeks and
months elapse between your letters, which
even then are not so affectionate as they
should be. Make them frequent and loving,
and tears of joy will often dim the kind old
eyes, because, although you are bearded
man and her head only reaches your shoulder,
you are not ashamed to make ''dear mother'i
a confidant of your joys and sorrows.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-07
He Had to ShO,o It.

The railroad passenger who leaves from
any depot in Detroit must show his ticket at
the gate. The idea is to keep deadheads off
the trains and prevent people from making
mistakes, but it is poor day when a dozen
kickers don't show up.
Yesterday morning a man with a very,
very iron jaw and lots of width between the
eyes reached one of the gates with a parcel
under either arm.
''Ticket, SIR
SIN my pocket.
''Show your ticket
"Can't you take my word that I've got a
ticket!
''Please show your ticket.
Gam a liar?s' demanded the passenger.
''Ticket sir; show your ticket.
'IEl be hanged if I do''
''All right; please stand back''
''Look here, said the man with metal
in his jaw, ''I'll stay here thousand years
before III show my ticket at that gate
A dozen people laughed at him, but he let
the train go out, and walked around with
the parcels under his arm. He got no con-
ISOLATION for long two hours. Then a chap
with battered white plug hat, run down
boots, and last years clothes, slouched up to
him, held out greasy paw, and said:
''Pardner, put it thar. Both of us dead
broke. Both of us want to get out o. here.
Both of us got left at the gate. Pardner, I'n
toss up to see whether you pawn your red
whiskers or spout my old hat for two schoo-
ners of beer.''
The wide eyed man laid down his bundles
and kicked the other with such force that he
fell fiat. When he had picked himself up he
walked straight to the gate, exhibited his tick
ct and passed through with the remark:
''There it is, there it is. But I'll beat the
conductor or die with my shoes on"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1884-09-07
LGlI0IIPfS.

elias that baby got the jaundice?" asked
a cranky old bachelor of a young mother.
"Of course it hasn't. Why do you think so.''
Because it is such an ugly yellea.''
We are panied to learn that new accident
has happened to one of the chambers of the
Keely motor. We were in hopes that the
accident would happen the old Keely him
self.
''The editor of Punch is paid $4,000 a
years., 900 for writing jokes and S14, 900
for propping them up with italic, parenthes-
es, brackets, dashes land otherwise explain
ing them. It's none too much either.
''When do you thing of celebrating your
wooden wedding!' asked one Burlington
citizen of another. 'Shhr' was the eau
tious reply; ''don't mention it. There are
altogether too many broomsticks and rolling
pins in the house Already
''The dinner doesn't seem to suit you, Mr.
Smith." ''Well'' responded Smith, with
some hesitation, ''its pretty good what there
is of it A few momente later the rest of
the borders exclaimed in chorus: you're
wrong Smith, there's plenty of it such as it
isl
It's in wonderful insight inter 'uman ma
ture that Thiclzens gets the pull over Dackery
but on the other hand, it's in the brilliant
shafts of satire, t'gether with q keen sense o.
luminous that Dickery gets the pull over
Thackens. It's just this: Thickery Is the
humorist and Dackns the satirist But, af-
ter all, it's absurd to instoot any com parison
between Dackery and Thickens.