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McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

THE engineer ola train on the Kan
kakee line having suddenly become
very i'll at Lafayette, NJ. E. ingalls,,
President of the road, who was a
passenger on the train, climbed into
the cab and ran the train to Indian
apolis ON time.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

BILL NHE says although SO bill
looks as large to him as the Star
Spangled Banner, sometimes, yet he
would sooner ride buzz saw at 50
per day, and found, than ride wild
Texan steer for a golden eagle.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

ABOUT 100000 worth of prop
erty has already been acquiredby the
.B.,& NJ. for right of way into Grand
Island The property condemned is
alLon, the east side of Plum street, along
which the railroad is expected tc run.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

AT an. inquest held over ths dead
body Of a man who had been shot In
Colorado, the jury returned verdict
that che came e.his death by calling
a man liar at the wrong time.'
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

Fl is related Of a. Chicago young
woman and Chinese, lady that on
being introduced they looked at each
others feet and then both tainted dead
away, the former from modification,
and the latter from fright.-Philadel-
phia Call.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07
ADVICE TO A YOUNG MAN.
BY X. j. BURDETTE.

fool you are for swearing ? That pro-
family isn't an ornament to any speech?
That the story that has to be pointed
with dash lasts only so long as it is
being told That the brightest gems.
in English poetry and the most elo-
quent passages in all oratory live
through centuries of admiration and
criticism, and thrill the souls of peo-
pie to-day, as they thrilled the now
pulseless hearts that caught their in
spiration hundreds of years ago, with
never "damn" in the line2 Did you
ever stop to think why you swear in
a ballroom, but never in a parIor ?
You can't improve. Shakespeare by
mixing in the lines little cowboy
profanity. IfBryant had written,
ITO him who in the love of nature holds
Communion with her dashed visible forms
She speals blank blanked varied language
the poem would have been ruined.
And it ruins the force and beauty of
your conversation, Just the same.
Moreover, Indulgence in the habit
ruins. the force of your profanity.
Nobody cares for the swearing of
habitual swearer. His volleys os pro-
family have no terror in them They
mean nothing. 1t is the man who.
never swears who scares. YOU out Of
your boots, # once in lifetime he
does swear. So far as we can learn.
Washington only swore once during
all the eight years of the Revolution
airy War. But that one time counted
It turned back the tide of retreat,
changed rout into a victory and
made things hum. But the fellow
who swears on all occasions, and
swears hot and cold with the same
mouth, the intellectual Pauper who
ekes out his barren supply of ideas
with an abundant crop. of profanity,
whose conversation is long chain
of mill privileges and who talks as a
beaver works, his. swearing is weak,
vapid, tiresome, disgusting. So, if
you want to swear with any effect, my
boy, be very seldom about it. Be
Exclusive in your profanity. Hyou
can't get along without it, bringit ont
occasionally, like rare Old family dia-
monds don't keep it running six Or
eight hours day, like the kitchen
hFdrant. And-you won't be offend
ed. my son-but if you will observe
closely, you.will perceive that young
men, boys, fledglings of about your.
age, swear more than men. More
frequently more awzwardly ; with
less point and direction, A man be-
comes ashamed of it. 1t belongs to
the cigarette and matinee period of
life, my boy. 1t is habit that -four
ishes in the bread and butter days
along somewhere between the high
school and the college and. while the,
blue ribbon en- the diploma is bright.
It belongs to what Puck so aptly calls
the "unsalted generation > the fresh
young. men. So put it away and put
on manly things.
And just one word more. Suppose
YOU. are given to habit Of profanity.
You enter into conversation with
man who never swears !; in. other
words, a gentleman. BY and by you
begin to perceive that he is the SUI
perior man.. Your remarks have a
tame, fat, feeble sound to your OWL
ears. Your cheeks begin to burn
with sense of your friends excel
lence.- Your pera little damns sound
rough and coarse and vulgar,-a as thex
are. They begin to drop QUITO your
sentences, ashamed to remain. in the,
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

CRAZY quilts have square exactly
in. the center bearing the name of the
lunatic maker.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

|: ELLA WHEELER, ii is claimed is
going to be married, and in. Wiscon-
sin, too. The weather prophet fore
tells warm summer for the Badgers.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07

A KANSAS jury gave the. following
verdict in a case where man died in
a state of intoxication death by
hanging around rum shop
An Indiana jury recently returned
a written verdict of "Blode to peces
bi the biler Dustin"
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1884-02-07
OUR. CLUBBING RATES.

hansas City LIVE SIUCk IND1CATOK $2.5U
Any one who has recently paid Up and renewed
can take advantage of these reductions.
We are aaso prepared to give reduced rates on al
most any publication in tie United States. When
making up your reading for the next year siEe us a
call, and we will help fit you out.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29
a MIxE FINDER.

There has recently been Invented IN
the east machine which, If it wiil 10
al that its owner and miners who
have tried Il say it win, IS likely to
rev0lntionize 3 a certain extent the
industry of mining AS nom carried on.
We are told that with It, -ali existing
veins or deposits Of mineral within
fifty feet of the snrfaes Of the earth.
whether there be any outeroppings or
indications visible to the human eye
or not can be discovered. located and
defined. The prospectus says: Gown
ers Of properties or prospectors, with
this scientific device. can actually
stake out the mineral bearing veins
without the use Of drill, shovel or
picks: and IA cid mines where the
vein has pinched pat. and IS seeming
R lost, The INDICATOR win correctly
demonstrate whether mining should
Be continued or aIoandoned. The ma
chine IS no experiment The inventor
has given i numerous practical tests,
and demonstrated its utility beyond
question. A perfect map Of
every property examined VIII be fur
nished to owners, showing every vein
correctly, giving its width, length,
running course and probable distance
from the surface. There have been
machines invented before claiming te
possess similar merits, but none Of
them have proven a success. ii this
one does, its owners viii soon become
independently rich, and the mining
industry win receive a tremendous
Nevada Transcript
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

A GeorEia Farmer while PIowina
Turns up Jux Containing Ninety
Five Hundred Dollars.

While Nr. Samuel Daniel, a young
farmer. Of Island Shoals. Ca, was in
the field blowing, his pIow caught in
some obstruction. Urging the mule,
be found the plow bad caught in the
handle Of iive-gallon jug, which was
slowly pulled out Of the ground. The
jug had cork stopper, sealed with
sealing wax and a pieoeof tin doubled
over it with a wire fastened around
It, making it perfectly secure. Nc
Daniel was anxious 10 know what was
Ia The jug, So taking his heel screw of
LIS plow Be twisted OF the wire. This
onaSled him 10 take ont the cork. He
then placed the jug on a stump, and,
applying his lips, tasted the best
brandy be had ever sampled. 50 cap
tiyated was be that be drank several
times, and, at last, the liquor over
coming him. be slipped down asleep at
the foot Of the stump. Failing to
come home to dinner his mother went
out to the Gsld after him, when be
was about waking up. Together they
gave the jug another examination,
when Mrs. McDaniel's attention was
attracted to its weight. An inyesti
CATION showed the presence Of 1.90O
$ gold pieces, making a total Of
s. 500. The mystery was cleared up
ID a singular manner Mcdaniel 5
grandfather was a captain IN the
Florida war II was known that be
vas wealthy before he left On news
Of bis death in one Of the battles with
The indians. bis heirs could End no
trace Of his money. The fast that
years after bis only grandson and heir
should have found has fortune is a SIM
gular incident. The fnGing Of this
Jug leads 70 the hope that there may
Be others, and the plowing Of that
ield IS watched with interest.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29


You have heard Of the man who
bought a pig in poke. Now the Re-
publican viii tell you Of the man wis
bought a pretty girl IN Europe whom
lie never saw until yesterday. Fred
schaechlin is a hagd-workiHg and re-
spectacle German about IS years Old.
lie Is a widower and has fourehildren.
He needed a wife badly, beeause it IS
not well for a man so live alone, or
the children either. lie consulted
vita a friend about the matter. Iliis
friend said that he knew a nice girl in
the old country, about 10 years Old,
who would marry him # be sent her
sufficient money to pay her way 20
America The widower at once maae
all the necessary arrangements. hs
and his friend wrote long letter 70
Nina Boher. the fraulien in Germany,
and explained the situation to her.
She answered that Size was wiling To-
come over and marry Scbaechlin. s.
then seat her the money g pay her
passage to Sedalia. Allthis took time,
and Tie wifeless man was impatient.
Yesterday 3 telegram was received
announcing that Aina would arrive IN
e t.f,-.l f--tlI NE nt-isf .tr.l-,rr,7
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29
Renting Flower. for Funerals.
- - Z - -

gBosten Letter to Bsadsissd Joaraall
Walking through a fashionable up
town square the other day my attsn-
lion was attracted to a team slowly
moving away from a genteel SWELL
front brown-stoDe residence The
wagon contained an elaborate display
Of magnificent flowers. Besides sew
eral large boxes Of cut flowers, there
was q broken SHAFT several large and
very beautiful wreaths. a moral arch
with a white dove suspended from the
top, and a number Of mottoes, al Of
gsry beautiful design. and made Of
flowers. grasses and vines that At this
time Of the year are very costly. IL
ali there we're fifteen packages. not
counting the broken shaft azd arch.
which stood upright in the wagon
fully exposed to view and held in place
BY two boys TO a bystander / re-
marked that the a9fal display was
very beautiful, adding. evidently
some person of distinction is dead
Tie man addressed smiled a sort Of
sickly smile, and said: Dom know
as to that, but they were used at a fu-
neral Yesterday afternoon at the house
you saw them brought cut Of; they
are going to be used at another funer-
al this afternoon. and by tomorrow
unless loaned for some other funeral,
they viii So back % The florist 5, and
be taken apart and sold in ed lots for
various purposes That dove you saw
suspended from the arch is an old
traveller Il has done duty at more
than fifty funerals within year.
This was not in Chicago. where they
loan sealskin saeques By he seas5e,
and brie-a-brae anu sideeeayes b. the
year. but in correct and censeryatire
Boston.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29


As a Central TRAIN approached New
York just after the organization Of the
Legislature, the sleeping-ear porter
noticed a weak-looking old gentleman
peering around as though in search
for something, and expressing his dis
appointment in the exclamation:
"Dern a monopoly, anyway
Lost anytbings asked the kind
porter who hadn't up to that time
been paid Tor the shine and slap with
the Whisk broom
aDern a monopoly No.! replied
the man. continuing his search with
removed vigor.
4he passengers squinted around the
car and tried 10 see something some
where that didn't belong there, and
then. Notwithstanding they had heard
Tic question put by the kind-hearted
porter, they asked BIN if Be had lost
anything.
sDen q monopoly, anyhow grunt-
cd the old man. no I amt lost
nothing. Tm looking fer the tooth
brush. but thiss cussed read don't
seem 70 furnish aIiytbiug for the com-
fort 81 rassengers! I'm . member q.
the Legislature now. and you bet
shings are eolng different with che
railroads 81 this State, o. III resign
and leave the business without q gao.
ram
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

Among the record8 Of the Boston
Nuniipal Court, the other day. ap-
peared thisitem: Jeremiah DonneIlv.
fer playing marbles On the Lords day
fined g. without costs This aid not
happen IN the year 17ol, buttook piacs
last week before a judge who does not
wear wig Boston letter IN the Chr
cago Tribune.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

The largest COW in America, it is
believed, belongs to Joba Pratt. Of
Chase county, Kansas. She is three
years old. twenty-five hands high. and
weighs $500 pounds.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

An immense tunnel two miles long
and hswn out Of solid rock, has been
constructed b the city Of Boston 70
carry of the sewage from that city
which has heretofore been emptied IN
to the river and harbor immediately
adjoining the business centers, and
greatly to the dctgiment Of the public
health. This work has cost s.. 500. 900.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

The population Of the principal
cities Of Mexico as nearly as can Be
ascertained, is as follows. Mexico, 800
600; Leon, 10000; Paeblas 10000;
GuaSalajara, 10000; Guanajnato. 55.-
00e; San Louis Potosi. 1900 and
Merida. 45,OOe.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

a new motive power known as
Triple Thermie Motor, has been
discovered b. one VI. s. Colwell. for
merly of Pittsburg, Pa. It consists Of
the yapor Of carbon. 1t has been n
use driving q sixty horse power engine
for six months past IN the Cement4
Paving Manufacturing CO.. ny. It
IS thought that It viii Do away With
steam.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY


Territorial.
osserzs--F. A Teitie. Psessstt
scczessry-J if Van Asasua. Prassott
Trsssu7er-Tiaomss Basisr. Prescott
Superintendent Of Ra8ls Insssae,isa-w. 8. Her
ton. Tsason.
A1ditor-E 2 Clark Prescott.
supreme Coaft-c. c. y. French, caili 4ssiise,
Prescott Daniel H. p nsr. sssosiste 5nstice, Pho
Ssx Associate Justies Tess1n-
e. 5. District sttornsy-J A. zA5rlisie. gaesoa.
Us. Narshal-Lsan S. Taihan Prescott
Surveyor Cseaegsl--E.oyal A. Johnson, Tucson.
L. S. Iasesnal Revenue Csllsssoy-Taos. Cords,
Taeson.
Dslesaie q Congress 9. 2. Crgy IlorsEee-
Juiss Of Eirss graiz,4 D.zsaas
Juage o. Sesaas gaaieiai Dis;riss -Deaial II. Pm
ner. Ph1aix.
saayssf Thira Iaiisiat nissrie.-c G. p. French,
Prescott
GIsa County.
salre oi uistrist csart -paaiel H. rinasy.
C.erk 81 District court-H. 3. snapp.
Judge q Probass-Is L. Long
Sheria-Baal lamis 4 Paseae-
Under Shs-lf-Inoass s. Pn-oe
cor0as-s-Df. E e Thatcher. F. Hoeea
District At.ornes-J. D NsCabe
Ressrder-P F. Naier
suas7sises II wess1asysr. Charles A. F.ss
P G R3bsrtsea
Clerk Of BozFd e sa1erisass George 81 steri..
Coazsy Trssssser-9 b Laeev-
F15i- Adniaistla,or-f Homer iT. Flske.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29
DR.. SPIN n e X /,
80. Ii.KEARNET STREET
Treats Special { Chronic Diseases


YOUEG MIN
IS 10 may Be suffering from file elects
Youthful l9iiies oI indiscretipIi. VIII % wei
10 avail themselves oi tbis the greaisst boon
ever laid at the altar 0l suffering Big aa4arlty
Df spinney VIII gaa4aatee y iQliss.t W
for every ease of seminal weakness Haicu
lie undertakes and fails % care.
sIzddIe-A~ed aFen.
There are many ~ the ages ol f4iftE -
sixty years who are troubled With 200 ire
esaei.f eVacuar5ns % the bladder. often ae-
cempanied by siieit snariiae Qr burning
sensation, ana . eakeNinQ of ine system
ili manner fBe patient cannot afeulltlor
On examining the urinary deposits r0pF
sediment VIII often be l0uad. end aolHe-
times small particles of aiDninen HSl ap-
near rfsc color wili be Cf q filir lEiltlef
hue, again changing GO q dark fiti i0f0ii
appearance. There ere many men vine dlc
u iss difficulty. Ignorant ~ tle cause,
which IS tie serMc Stage sc senliua weak
ness. DR.. S. wii sanianiee perl,st cHte
in al sucl cases anti sealt1y festc s1ion
% The eencto-lfi1 l1ft sfF1u
Office ieuri0t and 80 S ciudEys
from 81 70 81 q d. nsa44ll,f free.
Thorough examination and advice @
CAL On or Sadf
lDH. ePIgTEg s. Co
II Keuny 81 csn tfonesl Cal.
doaIs
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29
THE ARIZONA SILVER BELT.

ADVERTISING Rates n,ale known ON
application.
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

Speeial detailed reports upon ANY Mine
fanishcd See paper for terms
Arizona silver belt. [volume] (Globe City, Pinal County, Ariz.) 1878-19??, 1884-03-29

SUBSCRIPTION. S. PER YEAR
SINGLE cory, IS CENTS
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-10-31

The steamship WalIa WalIa. coal
laden, sailed yesterday for San Fran
cisco.
Yesterday was one Of the most stormy
days Of the season. Ii rainsd big drops.
blew great guns. was dark, cold and
gloomy.
Ship City Of Brookiya will come
again with merchandise In tho Wells
line, sailing from San Francisco Nov.
18th for Seattle direct.
Purssr Byers. of the steamer Geo. K.
Starr, Is going East for six months, Dur
ing which time be will take In the New
Orleans Exposition.
For Q few days We are giving our
readers unusually large doses of politi
cal matter, but In the present state Of
their feeling we doubt not il viii be
fully appreciated.
James w. Smith has leased the Stand
ard Theater and will take charge Of IL
on the FIRST Of the month. Il will be
kept 40 a lecture hail and for travelling
theatrical companies.
The telegraph wires were down last
night and our report 10 again exceed
ingly limited. We ask the indulgence
Of our readers al these occurrences are
absolutely beyond our control.
A low lived fellow named Boyd was
sent 10 jail yesterday 10 await the ac-
ton Of the next Grand Jury. ON a
charge of making an indecent exposure
OF bis person In the presence Of ladies
and children.
An election for school director and
school clerk will be held at the North
School house tomorrow afternoon be-
tween the hours Of and 5. M. Dens-
more as director, and w. II. Taylor rs
clerk, will retire, unless reelected. The
south half Of town Is not at present
represented in the Boa.d Of Directors,
and a suitable candidate from there
should come forward. Messrs. Turner
and Rinehart have been mentioned ia
vorably in this connection.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-10-31

With refsFenes 70 zoe election Of Del
gate. II ID an Issue forced upon the
people By tie interfsrenss q . rzilrcad
corporation with lie scts and dsciarz-
tons Of political eouvsnfion- To con-
denim sneh infsrfsFsnce, 20 rspudiass
such cicssfion ID the duty Of every IN
dspendeas citizen. Of every elsctor, nan
or woman, Who bolds In proper esteem
che high privilege Of the elective fran-
ohiss. To the prsnsiplss for which this
people have oontended Mr.. vocr-
hees has soisraniy pledged his alle0i-
ance. Against the demands Of this peo-
pie for absolute and unconditional for
eiturs Mr.. Armstrong has a. soismniy
declared. The platforms Of the tso
parties upon this question are anfae-
ouissie; their declarations thereon srs
in their very essence irrseoncilabie.
Every eisctor, man or woman. kepubli-
can or Democrat, who b opposed 20 for
fsiturs, is 10 honor bound % vote for
Armstrong. Every slsctor who believes
in the right and policy Of unoondi-
sisnai forfeiture II the Northern Pacific
unearned grant, IL bound In all sim
csrity, in justice 10 his manhood or her
wonanhood, TO assert thai conviction
by voting for Voorhees, Upon the vote
Of King county the resait Of tsis cleo
ton will tnrn. A fall, untrammeiied
expression Of the wishes Of her citizens
will decide the contest IN favor Of the
people and against the insolsnt diota-
ton and arrogant demands of q cor
poration which. not content with at
tempting 10 obtain title 70 ons-tbird the
public lands within our Territorial
limits, essays 70 subiugate the people By
defeating an expression Of their wishes
nj she fofIa
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-10-31

sAu-ISa on THE MExIco.-fhe steam
ship Mexico sailed yesterday afternoon
with the following passengers: J W
Newell, l. v Penny, Mrs z @ Agar. Z b
Fisher, ii W Cornell, NJ L So 20, Mrs A
J Smith. II Morris. l. Ineraham, Z X
Wright. Geo Megsteiu aud children,
NJ DFoxdovitx aud wife, Il Mcclellan
and wife. NJ Leoni and wis, Il Row
lands. @ J Garland. Il Hanson, Mrs Al
B Miller, G II Hill and wife. Mrs Barry,
L J wincApaw, W p rresdwelI, Nv
Munich. Dr. Mintie aud wife. and 81 in
the steeraee. The freight consisted Of
l2,lSS sacks oats. 10 sacks potatoes, lS0
bales hops. 10 tons coal. i55 hides, 1880
h1ndies laths. 8 horses and * tens mis-
cellaneoas freight
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-10-31
NOTICE.

DY VIRTUE OF AN ORDNANCE
- Of the city OF seattle nave taken up
and impounded o Rean Pony. about
years Old I white feet. bald face and dim
was impounded October q. lisa. and IL
not claimed and redeemed hy the owner
within i've days from The first publication
Of this notice, viii he sold In front Of the
Merchants National Bank. at public auc-
ton according to the provisions OF the
Ordinance ma e and provided.
JAMES II. WOODBURY..
0c0S Chief Of Pole