The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-09-12
MoN OUR EXCHANGES.

AMONG OUR EXCHANGES.
An exchange contains an article
Gan Earthquake at Home"
Next time the editor will probably go
home sober.
Editor WEIGH Of the Grand View
Chronicle is at home with his bride.
and invites everybody to come and.
see him. We're coming, Bro. WEIGH,
sure
An exchange gets up in meeting
and informs us that both Patti and
the cholera are coming to America.
Keep your hands on your pocket book
and your bowels open.
Ar esteemed contemporary says
that atwo lovers will sit up all night
with only one chair in the room"
We don't see how it can be unless one
Of them sits on the floor. Do you?
IN one Of our exchanges among a
lot Of items headed aHousehola Hints
we find the following.
eff q child does not thrive on fresh
milk, boilit."
Possibly, bailed babies will become
popular, but we hardly think SO.
A young lady named Major, who
is vet 3 minor, has started a paper in
Dakota. She writes the editorials,
but allows q young man to put her
forms in press.-Cleveland Sunday
Voice.
You let our Dakota girls alone, will
You.
aYop + very late sending your
evening mail OUT said the editor to
his daughter when he came home at
two in the morning and met timid,
shrinking young man between the
front door and the gate, aNot at ALL
answered the thoughtful girl .Charles
Henry is now q morning edition
Exchange.
We understand that Bro. Tinan,
Of the Kimball Graphic, has gone to
buying grain in connection with run.
ming his paper. Has the man gone
crazy, or has he had a legacy left him
by some eastern relative? He surly
cannot have made money enough in
the newspaper business to commence
with-Whate Lake Dispatch.
It has been asserted by one of oul
exchanges that a young man went tt
q dance the other night and asked {
prudish Miss. if he could dance th.
next waltz with her. aNo" she re
piled rather snapplsh. perhaps 20,
misunderstood me-" he replied per
fectly unconcerned. Il asked yon i
you would like to trade shirts viii
me-
Wehear that john Bennett, living
near Plankinton, while threshing las
Saturday at bis place with a steam
thresher, lost al his wheat, also hi
barn by fire from the engine. On
report says he lost everything, even t.
his family's clothing in the house
He had about eight hundred bushel.
of wheat, which, vas all CONSUMED
bp the fiery element. Too much pre-
caution esanot be taken agains'
fire.
The Bijou Hills Times in speaking
Of the increased rain fail in the north
west during the past few years say
ssThe planets have about az much t.
do with the increased rainfall in thil
part Of our whirling world as Tinal
has with a prayer meeting"
Such lamentabte Ignorance of as
tronomy and the habits Of the editor
Of the Tho only strictly moral papel
IN Dakota is painful.
The Plankinton Free Press says
In Missouri, hugging societies hay,
been introduced to swell the church
treasures and paper gives thefollow
ing scale Of prices: Girls under six
been, 25 cents for each hug Of two
minHtes; from sixteen to twenty-five
years sof age, SO cents; from twenty
i've ID dirty years old, $ cents
school nH AIMS 40 cents; widows
according I'd looks, from 10 cents t.
I 90; old msids, 3 cents apiece OF
two for 4 nickel, md not any limit 81
time Ministers as not charged
Editors pay in adyr,4yepts, but ale
not allowed TO particil1stex every,
bady else Ne through.