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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-06-24
UuLLEax. rA.. o MILES

IJAvERFOKD OuLLEaE. IA. o MILES
IL from Philadelphia, on tho Penna, X
THOMAS CHASE, LII, D., President Under
care of Members OF Society OF Fri -nds, but
omen TO others. Classical and Scientific COURSES.
Practice in Astronomical Observatory, Chem
ical Laboratory and Machine shop. Complete
Symnasium. Library lI,OO0 volumes. Beau :
tiiul grounds healthful location in the couh-
try Next half year begirs 9th month (sep.
tember) nth, 1884. Address PKoF. ISAAC
Pa. lelSMW&eoW
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
VERY SAD ACCIDENT.


Rev. r. VI. Taylor Loses HIS Left Arm.
Rev. Frank II. Taylor caue to cur
city about year ago to accept tbs pas
torate of the Plymouth Congregational
Church. Since that time his efforts
have been very successful, and be has
become very popular He is about -
years Of age, and has wife and two
little children. His arduous labor wear
ing upon him. he decided to take 4 short
vacation. and proceeded to the east
shore Of Lake Washington. He started
Wednesday mernino. aud was ENJOYING
himself hugely. Friday be and Lin
coin Jacobs started for hunt Mr.
Taylor became tired and sat down 20
rest. His gun lay scIoss his arm-a
common position for the gun when one
Is resting. As be moved. however, the
hammer struck against the tree which
served as a seat, and tbs gun Was dis
charged. sending the W.oie load into
nls left shoulder j1irt. SCATTERING the
shoulder blade and the bones of his
arm. His friend Was some distance
from t-s scene; bat attracted ~ the re-
port ana a groan he came. and then
c lie u tao farmers who lived near bN
/ hey carried the injured man to tie
-E-re of TIE lake, where they procured
: skff aud rowed for five hours before
they reached the opposite bank. 1t
seems that head winds prevailed.
ana the trip WIS rp0gh one. de ar
rived II the residence OF DR.. Weed in a
collapsed condition. The DOCTOR re-
iIevsd his suffering as IL uch as possib'e e,
and IN the morning called a council,
consisting of Drs. Minor, Smith and
Dawson. They decided that amputatlOn
xas necessary, and at 10 a. M. his arm
was severed at the shoulder. The doctors
say that his chances are not altogether
favorable. but he has everything IN his
favor as regards his habits anu putty
OF blood. The records show that dur.
IEg the Crlmean war 331a per cent OF
those receiving gunsbot wounds Of TIL.
KIND died.
The latest news last evening WAS that
he was resting easily, no fever having
set III as Yet. his many friends are
anxious!y watching his progress, and
hopefully await his recovery.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
SCHOOL APPOINTMENTS.

The annual meeting of the School
Directors vas held yesterday afternoon
in the Office Of the clerk, Captain w. Il.
Taylor. The full board was present,
Mr.. D. B. Ward having been helped in
from his home at Lake Union.
The Directors succeeded IN straight
enine up the affairs of the new school
building in North Seattle. and will
probably make a formal acceptance of
II from the contractors in few DAYS.
They have named tie new house d" The
Denny School This was done IN honor
of Mr. d. L. Denny. who made the
School Board a very liberal offer,
vh reby they could save more than q
thousand dollars. They did not accept
his offer. Vet thew have seen lit to thus
honor MIN because of bis lIberality.
They did not divide the city into reg
nlav school districts The following
teachers were selected for the ensuing
veal Z. ). Ingraham. City Superinten-
dent and PRINCIPAL of Central School ::
.. ;. Jons 5. Principal of North School /;
b. L. Norihut, Vice Principal and the
following teachers TO be assigned posi-
tons at the beginning of the full term 4:
Mrs +. E Nichols. Miss NJ. Z. Condor.
Miss &. F. Cheastv. Mrs. H. l.. Pssrce.
Miss L. J. Piper. Miss |. Nj. Erooman.
Miss A. l. Psufeld. Miss Nettie Dens-
more, Miss VonIa Hills. Miss Sarah
Chatham, Miss Lillian Burrows. Miss
Flora A. Parsons. Miss Nora Lstim-r,
Miss Emma SUBWAY, Miss Carrie
SUBWAY. Miss Bertha &. Morrison and
Mrs. c. w. kamer. The position of
Vice Principal for the Central School is
not Vet filed.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

SELLING ALL THE LAND 1T Can
Delegate Rrents says he has NO idea
that the Northern Pacific fort, iture Till
can get through the House without the
attachmes of provision TO pro;ec,
the rights IF persons who ksve already
parch ssh land of the company. Mr..
srents is undoubtedly right Congress
can do no less than this. The North
ern Pacific Company expects to do this,
and bills now before Congress look &,
It's accomplishment. The Northern
faclile Company Is - eonfideRt their
land grant vill be forfeited. and at the
same tiue that Congress xiil protect
pnrch asers. that i, is arainine eyery
possible poIGt 10 dispose of all the land
can before forfeiture Is aeclarr,l
thanking that every dollar 80 S1ined i
dollar for them they might o hsrgi, a
not get. They have Just pui ont
Proposition To sell land on ten y.A,s,
slme, taxing one NTH the price Ia cash
down. Ii the company never GETS anv
more than the FIST payment. Il viii b.
lsAt much ahead ANYHOW. They have
also reSiaoed prices. and IN various w.ys
nSVe thrown out Inducements Z. huy-
erS Tie comPNny sold lana las. wear
Ia the amount of two and Quarter
millions. This year they hope 10 real.
lEr do1bls that amount
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

in the treasr.y q 49, company, where
it Justly belongs, it To.i Iuoi be neces-
sary to hypoihecate unearred lands in
order to raise money 70 complete the
Cascade branch. That common stock
represents no contribution 10 the CON-
papy's treasury. 1t Is purely water, to
pay dividends upon which all the pa
irons Of the road are expected and will
be compelled 10 contribute, while the
property II represents and controls IS
the product Of moTtg4Ged gift. Il IL
an en:a,led burden fraudulently placed
upon tie people. This is = weak point
also.
Upon what meat doth this. our
Cesar. feed. that be hath grown so
great = Why Is his company entitled
TO forty sections of public land Per
mile for building railroads in Washing
ton Territory, while IN tie same local
iiy, the same county, it contemporary
tells struggling communities. pioneers
and residents, " II you want or need q
railroad put up your money aHd build
it," Is It worth any more 10 this Terri
tory-to the people of khods Island, If
Mr.. Harris will have 1t so-bec4use
b1ilt by bis company than If construct
ed by others! Will il be of any greater
benefit than II an unsubsidized com
pany should build and ownit: VIII
the twenty-five mile section to be built
to the Green river coal fields by the
Northern Pacific be of anv more bene-
lit TO the people IF Rhode Island than
the thirty three miles TO be laid down
from Seattle TO the same point Why
then, should nearly three quarters of a
million acres of land be given to one
and not TO the other Certainly no;
under any existing law, for under such
the Northern Pacific can at this d tie
claim nothing. Certainly not in equity
! for the conditions are identical. a. are
the purposes TO be subsefyed, so far a.
they relate To public service. The very
fact that admittedly such roads are a
necessity aud will be profitable is a con.
elusive argument against the need OF
| justice of government aid for their con.
struction. and discloses another of the
weak points alluded to by Mr.. Harris.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
TEACHERS ENtaISATioN ANu MING
COMFY INSTITUTE

The next regular meeting for the ex-
animation OF teachers, as provided Ia
section -. Washington school law, will
be held at the Central Schoolhousc in
the city of Seattle on Wednesday and
Thur day, August ID and Ii. 1854, be-
ginning At . o'clock a. NJ.
Iae King County Institute will bold
a session August 18th. 18th and l6 h, AT
abe above named place, beginning at .
o o'clock a, m, All teachers holding GER
tihcates IN the county are required by
section ~ of the school law to be pres
ent aud participate in the work of the
lGstitute. IAiwl O. =. Joxr.-
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

SHOT BY MIsTAKE.-A dispatch from
Victoria informs Us as follows: "A man
while shooting at wild pigeons this
afternoon ia the suburbs mistook the
wife and niece of Captain Rudli., who
were in tree gathering cherries, for
birds, and fred Mrs. Rudlin's cors T.
saved her life. but part of the charge
shattered the girls arm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

WILL NEsTg Tax SCHOOLS PROT. T..
:. Inerahsm, Superintendent Of oar
city schools, sailed for Sau Francisco
Yesterday on hoard the Willamette.
The Professor has h~en connected with
our schools for the last nine years. aad
before he enters on his dnties for the
tenth year vail spend month In visit.
lag the schools Of California. He will
become thoroughly acquainted with
their different syst rms. aud when he re-
turns viii feel better qaAlide1 Ia dis
charge the duties of Superintendent of
the Seattle schools. too Of which are The
largest In the Territory.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

IMMENSE kHURARa-Three stalks of
rhahaFb, With leaves attached, have
been lefi st this ofise by Il. d. Parker.
the Oak Lake farmer. They were from
plants So Ont last spring. Tue stake
are Sax inches in cIrcamference, ts,e
lesyes four Feet across. leaf ard st.lk
nse feet high, aHd the taree weighed II
rounds.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

Liberal LEAGUE.-lhe Young PEG
pies Progressive Lyceum meets at Yes
ler's Hall, Sundae, at 1890 a. m. The
U. Nj. l.. Club meets at the same place
In the evening, at 7:30 O'Clock. A gen
eral Invitation extended. Admission
free.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
STORE and DWELLING
TO LET.

THE STORE FORMERLY OCCU-
1 pied by the Temple of Fashion. with
dwelling OF looms overhead. is to rent
hot and cold water and gas all through
the building. The most pleasantly sit
uated residence in Seattle. VIII be let
with lease, for $55 month.
The entire furnitu e Of house. and the
fixtures of store. consisting in part Of
show cases. store boxe', etc, for sale a.
very low figures.
For further Information apply at store
now occupid by Temple OF Fashion. in
fry's Opera House Block. 1919
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

4 SITUATION IN TOWN Or coUN-
a Try. By q conpeseat clerk with god
refereae. . Csn converse Q I'd carl esssnnd
address ~. IL. this on e. i5g
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

New BLOOD. New LIFE.-rhis is OBJ
tanned by using Plumbers Oregon Blood
FARTHER. For sale everywhere. 81 Der
bottle, six for s.. ap6da6m
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
FOR SALE.

HALF INTEREST IN A SMALL.
steamer do Nc q good business r0ed
opportuaiiy for an engineer with snail
Sspatal. For Particulars address M
n. al Harrington & Smiths. iya
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

IL yoar hair Is getting thin, the appli-
eNtion Of Halls Vegetable Slcilian Hair
kanewer will promote a thick, nsw
growth.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
House to Let,

\ FINE Two-sToRY HOUSE CEN.
:. ally located rent - b. tas,n on,
Ia ooaId Appy TO EBEN SMITH. ESQ
James 81. opEsaelte O,cidrnfa HorsI IL
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

q GENTLEMAN WITH SMALL
N capital is DESTROYS OF pureha <,a<, -.
active interest," in some established busi-
ness References gwen. Address sfsf.
lnS KIND and location. and amount re-
qu'Iet, " this Office. Ias
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
10 Contractors and Builders.

VNHE ATTENTION or CONIRAC-
l. tors and builders IL called 10 a supe-
nsr quality OF foandati m. sewer and
building brick pronounced by good a.
thorify the b-st ever made on the Pacific
Coast. samples O which can he seen Al
TIE oftice Of PICKERING & Co.. on
Washington street jeis i'm
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

LEWIS CoUSTY.-The growth made by
Lewis cosnty of late years has been
solid and satisfactory to degree highly
gratifying to the residents and citizens
thereof. The county Is the only one in
Western Washington that has no navi-
gable waters, and no front either upon
the sea or the great Columbia River
In consequence, no ship or steamer ever
takes passengers or cargo to its towns
and people. and all communication
within it's borders is by road. either
wagon or rail. The racoma-kalams
railroad bisscts the county into east and
west divisions, and along it have been
built several thriving and attractive vii
lagos, rs Winlock. Newaukam, Chehalis
and Centralia. The two latter are beau
tlfully located and contain many hand
some houses, Chehaiis being the seat of
the county. The population of the
county depends wholly upon agriculture
for means of support. The products
are varied, consisting of fruits and veg
etables. milk, butter and cheese, hay,
oats and wheat, horses, cattle, hogs and
poultry. Sale is found for the surplus
products in Portland, Olympia, Tacon q
and Seattle, and the sale is always rem
dered easy by having il known the stuff
is from Lewis county" Chehalis has a
population of three hundred soois, Con-.
tralla almost as many, and Winlnck.
NewauSum and Claquato ach about
hundred and fifty. tie unity Is sup
posed to have not fewer ia III 500 in
habltanis.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
NOTICE.

NEITHER THE STEAMER ELIZA
Anderson nor the owners thereof will
be n sponsihle for any debts contracted By
the officers or crew. unless upon q written
order therefor signed by the Captain or
Parser. CAPT. THo5. WRIGHT.
1s-lm Manager
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

STOLEN GooDs REcovERED.-On Fri
day afternoon burglar entered small
house situated some distance from the
city on the Ridge road, and occupied by
4 charcoal burner named Mccoy. The
thief took $50, a suit of clothes, ali
overcoat and a number of other things.
As soon as Mccoy discovered his loss
he came to the city an reported it TO
the police officials Officers were sent
out TO the ground, and, in company
with Mccoy. they arranged plan for
watching the roads in the vicinity.
Early yesterday morning as Mccoy WAS
patrolling the Beach road with a shot
gnn. he perceived man approaching
with heavy burden. He hailed him
and ordered him to stop. but the strang-
er only hurried on the faster. Mccoy
then fired both barrels of his gun. and
the man dropped his bundle and hur-
ried off into the brush When the bun
die was examined it was found to con-
tain the goods stolen from Mccoy, as
we'll as a quarter of hog stIlen from
Coulter's slaughter house, and a num-
her of other articles which had proba-
bly, been carried off without the leave
of their owners. The thief has not vet
bev arrested, but the police are on his
track
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
WANTED.

A YOUNG MAN AS CLERK IN A
~ clothing and furnishing goods store
IN New Tacoma wages. SO and board.
4 ddrsss with references. p. U. box SO,
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20
NOTICE,

FOR SALE, BY THE OREGON I'M
4 prosement Company. a large amount
Of understandable lumber Of ali kinds ana
IN lots 20 suit purchasers, at their yard
loot u Second street, Seattle. Inauire OF
foreman. at mill.
JOHN l. HOWARD.
IyV Assistant MAnapa~
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

Sick hesdache. habitusl costiyeness
pains in back AMI limbs. loss of appetite,
bid breath and taste in the msuth. etc.
eniir IL cured by the nae OF
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1884-07-20

preservation. to build railroad With
private capital to compete with one 90
be constructed from the proceeds Of
gift of public property ? IL IL jus, that
this company be permitted 10 mortgage
one-third the landed area OF this great
Territory for i,s selfish uses Ths, is
what il is endesvoring TO do. and haze
partially accomplished.
MIR. Harris said that rex, winter there
will be such showing made at the
opening OF Congress that no one can
DENY that bis company is hnrrying the
completion OF the rad that they-ihe
railroad lobby-will so down 10 Wash
ington and say TO Congress Gentle
men, have we not shown energy since
you were here last Julyy" That. he evi-
IDENTIFY thinks, will silence all criticism,
that will bio, oat the fact that for seven
years his company has been merely a
trespasser upon the public domain. that
il has sold lands il did not own and
claimed millions of acres ID has NOS
earned. Because il fears legislation by
Congress, 1t viii for brief period be.
stir itself and build few more miles Of
railroad on borrowed money. Truly a
strong argument 10 put before intelli.
gent public representatives. Az we'll
might a recently released burglar. who
has failed 10 break into safe since he
got out OF prison, point With pride to
his record and exnlsim " Behold how
honest ami "only one contingency"
said MIR. Harris. /" will delay us in build
ing the Cascade branch, aud that is tho
inability 10 get money" II all the esm-
mon stock Of the Northern Pacific Rail.
road Company that is new ahoat were
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-10-24
POsyiceAi.

1t is custom IN BoEemia-as we'll
as IN France, Germany, Italy and
other foreign countries-1o have at
the close of the harvest season, what
Americans would call a "big picnic"
"jamboree," or blowout as the case
may be. The Bohemians had their
Posviceni-which in pain English
means "Iiarvest Feast"-on Sunday
last at the farm of joseph Havlatka
on 24-lO2-69. A large number from
kimball went down, including all the
candidates for county offices with
the exception of John White, who
swore off single life, dancing and
beer at the same time. All the can
didates, Republican, Democratic and
Independent took the affair in with
both feet. Dancing was the princi-
pal amusement, a ticket for which
cost sl.0o with nineteen glasses of
beer thrown in as q chrome, as it
were. When you got a glass of beer
you got your ticket punched, and
Mark Ward says when yon squeesed
a Bohemian girl too hard you got your
head punched. SchWindt was pro-
nounced by all to be the best jig
dancer but when it came to sbalance
all" Ryan took the cake. Major Jen-
kins was the only dignified dancer in
the crowd, and Stuart the only one
that wouldn't drink any beer. Judge
Long took his beer and girl on pro-
bate(ion) only, and when Stroube
joined the may walters and swung
his Bohemian girl around on his ebay
window" the boys say they had to
just lie down on the ground and blat.
We neglected to mention that Capt.
Nugen was not present. He says he
is no dancer. but he eats Bohemian
butter and that's more than any of
the other candidates do.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-10-24
Chats %Soliloquy.

Wristsnf for Peck's Sun.
To skate or nat to skate-thnt is the question:
Whether tits nobler to sat back and plaridly look
Or to take skates with the mos; dsrirg
And tumble heels over bead and head over heels
Lake tho others?-To skate-to roll
No more:-and, by a skate to say
We increase our aches and endure the laundering
shocks
That skaters are heir to-'tis a contamination
Devoutly to be avoided.-To roll:-to skate
To skate! perchance to fall;-ay. there's the rub,
For after that sit down what pains may come
When we have shuffied off those dog-goned skates
Must give US pause; there's the respect
That makes sitting back on solid seats.
So much more preferable:
For who yoald bear the thumps. the knocks, the
Jars.
The small bey's gibes, the proud mans winks
The pangs of bruised shins, the headlong plung-
ing
Into an inotfensiye vail, when he himself
Might sit bacs, a looaer on. WHO would put on
skates
To srunt, and twist, and kick aad wiggle
lint that the wish for Something REV, sope noral
sensation
Which we have not felt, puzzles tho will
Aad makes us rather put on skates and risk the
racket,
Than ty to amusements we know all ab nut.
Ind yet roller skates make towards of us all,
And the desire to Goat and sail aroutd the rink
Is over-balnnced by fears of standing on our heads
Before u noisy but approaching andienca;
And since we dare not try We take u seat and be-
come
Sarcastic spectators, and our intense desire
Loses the name Of action.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-10-24

And when the reservation is opened
then what? Can anyone give a good
eason why the farmers near Kirk
wood should be alleged to go across
the entire county to so to the county
seat after the reservation is opened
that does not exist now? Is there any
reason why people living IN Plainfield
township should be obliged to travel
the entire breadth of the county to
go to the county seat, after the reser-
Walton is opened more than there is
now? Is there any reason why the
people of Bijou Hills should be
obliged to go four or five miles further
to the county seat at Chamberlain
after the reservation is opened, than
now? We know of none and none has
been giveh, But this desire to post
pone, aud to wait until the reserva-
ton is opened has in it an entire diff
ferent object and motive. And what
is it? 1t is this. When the Reserva-
ton does opon it will be quite as
much of an advantage to Pnkwana
and Kimball, as to Chamberlain and
perhaps intermediate points will spring
up, and all will be candidates for the
county seat, and each will perhaps
vote for itself, and then il might
happen that about one-tenth of the
voting population of the county would
be able to hold the county seat in the
extreme northwest corner of the
county. So instead of this not being
a proper time it sticks us it is the
very best time. Kimball does not ask
that it be permantly located, we do
not ask the county to erect buildings,
on the contrary the citizens of Kim
ball have signed a bond pledging
themselves to furnish the necessary
rooms for county purposes free of
cost, as long a the county wishes to
use them. The real object of the
statement is to postpone any action
upon the matter until the county is so
divided S % that no locality can obtain
a majority and in the strife that will
occur Chamberlain will hold the
county seat, not because she is init
tied to it, not because she is the
choice of the people, but SIMPLY b.
cause she stole it three years ago be-
fore the great majority of the farmers
were living in the county.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-10-24
Charlotte de Localettes
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SPECIAL NOTICE.

The GRAPHIC will be sent to anv
new subscriber in Brule county from
now until January lst for the small
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which is no more than the cost of the
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In order to make this fact known we
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sample copies. Oh object in this
liberal offer is to properly introduce
the paper among those from whom
for want of time we canrot solicit
subscriptions in person. As a snappy,
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it upholds the right and denouaces
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Enclose a quarter and send it in,
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