The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1884-09-11
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Ito. 5.s IL, pfsvess ie get ever s's
sic hl..ssnsssf Why. be proposes 10
bridge u n course
is,ssr s,vs yosrsli svsy isss 70
l.p3 ,arsaf,o ssy snisspriss u isst good
iVf nss 70 he . loss.
Doe ~ The Gfssiy party hes goss 10
lsaariss Looks ~ II iAsy ti9st eat
the right csc. after al
"A possss riri ssvu speaks o. the
ssassd truth. She rs'sr 70 !, - "trsth
Invested 81 apparel"
Cliesso lady sls spends much 81
h.r lias oa berssbsst hes had her hsir
Lle.rl.d 10 sasieh The colsr 81 her sorrsl
hnrss
As tssy passed . ssniissan whose op'
tics sa. isuibly % he bias. lisilc Dot
usrmsr.is Ma. he's get 81 sys tssi
dvet SO
-''E.l ouiyns. Ella. 70 The Bosioa Posf 4
sd,,es 4. : yosag LADY Who sasts 10 kaes
b.. 10 avoid bsriss . uasssehs Oh her
upper Nv.
III frssh cir ssd exercise are whole
soms ysssg fathers should b healthy.
Tive mas With irssh heir gets plenty OF
sIsrciss.
III u iapssslbis 70 essviscs vouss
che arrives Ave nisutss lsss 81 the sast'ss
thai the engineer did net sss her coming
end steam Of Just in spits.
So ysu call thst veil vstsri" 70.
msstsi iLs stranger. spartiug the offered
liauia irsm his month. "6rsai Scott!
bo~ IL sust have tasted vhea Il Vas ill'"
-"Ab. Mr.. Hsbblstsn, I hear that you
have bsss called TO the misissry." We'll,
l esa hardly term Il call They offered
ne $500 . year Ssrt Of whisper, you
updsrstand."
Life 10 like . harness. There are
traces Of care. lines Of trouble. bits OF
coed fortune. brsschss Of good manners,
brdled tongues. and everybody has to tug
70 pull through.
The little oss bsisg . guest OF her
grandma hsd bssa literally Toasted, vhsn
a second dish OF pudding came on. Lsek'
ing .. the stsamisg dish. she exclaimed
9th sigh. Say, gamma. ] wish ! vas
twins"
--"Tsmmy," said The neither 10 her
seven year old boy. you must aos istsr.
rupt Ne who's am talking With ladies.
You mus. wait till We stop snd then Yen
c.s talk "Butyou never stop. retorted
ths bay.
Make your husbands csmforssbls at
hone and they will sot 90 out IL the
svsnisg. exclaimed . Cincinnati preacher
lately. The neIt day Cincinnati wives
vsrs ssIiously isqsiring about the price
OF beer BY the key.
--'Av. pull down you vest, said .
slsngy youas mas to poor bsggar who
asked bis aid. Gimme ono and will, :"
replied the beggar, sadly. p S.--This f.
bl. teaches us taas " should help those
Who are willing TO help themselves.
II suppose" he remarked, ~ he re-
turasd from the barber shop with his hair
cropped closely to his head. you will
call attention now 10 this size OF my ears. T"
"Oh, no." she replied, sweetly, that
you'd be altogether unns cesssry, dear.
Ever had cyclone hsrs'" asked .
K,nsas man who WAS visiting coustry
suat 10 tho East "a cyclone? oh. yes
sail hi. amt Dss Browns son brought
one Iron Boston spell ago, but law, he
couiln't ride ii. He tuublsd of every
time BE tried"
--'Gssrge.' said South Side girl TO
her beau tbs other night. Here's piece il
the paper ~stitlsl 'Kismet, Mat dess
kisu,t meant The vsrd must We pro-
ssaacsa With the I siIsst. Nsttie. replied
Gsorgs. why thai would " kiss ne.
ssll Nst,is. with The grsatsst pleasure
replied George. And be did.
DO you ksov. Uasls John. why you
are like yep- horssi" ssked Ella. who had
been pealsrsl BY her avunsular rslstiys
ia regard 10 her young mas. Uscls John
(sho considered himself a great fellow
amoig the fair SEX --"Bscsuse / am lit
Ito fat. l suppose. Ha! hal haf' Ella
mo. Uscle John. it il because you In.
teretsre
-~Its In wonderful Insight inter 'uman
stature that Thiskens gets the pull over
Daeksry; but - the other hand, it's in
the brilliant shafts Of sa,ire, t'gsther With
skr,a sens. o numerous that Dicksry gets
sLe phil over ThsekeDs It's jsst tLi.:
Tmckrry is the Lumoris. and Dickens the
,.tria Blu, after all. its 'bsurd 10 ins
tool IN, comparison between Daekery and
1hickens.
These Canadians are smart fellows,
after all 0sr Of them is said 10 have in
awaited . nsw method Of fishing. he
tsi-, . flock 81 about 80 geese 10 the vat :
spd 10 ,Ls i.e. u zach cue ties hsh-liss
.nh hated hook attached. Then be
ssys .shso. and the geese ssim out Al
.eos .. sos,. gets bite" she b~comss
fsigLisaed snd fushes 10 ths shsrs, vhss
The msa sLsfnlly takes The hsh "a ihs
hsol aud - nas Der bsck again.
--.-l'm afraid vas cheated - tho
iisL,siag rods "whsls the natter
snh sA.my" "Iksiut bsd en- fos mcrs'n
. meath .h-n iesslsl stroke Of lighiaipe
l.A-e A. III wsss Tor SnndAys. burned