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sour Things.

Pickles.
Old maids.
Crab apples
Sauer kraut.
Defeated candidates.
All the dark horses.
The women on wash day
"Sour mash" and vinegar.
Tee Republican party in '84.
The sourest thing on record is Alto
per's breath mingling the'odor Of corn
whiskey with raw onions and "long
green tobacco" Nobody cnjoya it 81
much as candidate.
Next to the sourest thing Is an Old
watery eyed bachelor, making up his
own bed, OF a morning.
A sour stomacho is tolablo SOU
thing, especially after eating beef hash
for supper.
The most sourest thing in politics is
sandy haired, gander eyed, freckled
faced Radical, who carried his "Dec
strick" for the successful candidate
for Congress and failed to get a reply
to his letter demanding a good "po
SSH"
There is a man in johnson City Sc
sour that the pigs sqneal as they pass
him. All who look at him go homo
with their teeth on edge. His bloot
is vinegar, his breath is sour, his eye,
are sour, his bones are sour cucumbe.
pickles, his hearts a sour picked beat
his brain is "sour mash" He look
sour, he smells sour, he talks sour, HI
"cusses" sour, he snores sour, he sing
"sour apple tree" The political out
look has soured him.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02

Sleep may knit the raveled sleeve Of
care, hut it rosolutely refuses to darn
holes in NduostG Tablet.
Business before pleasure" as the
man said who married a bony, wart-
on-the-nose old gal for her money
Ky. State Journal.
The reason a certain portion of a
boys pants is called the roof, is he
cause it is the place where he is shin
glcd so frequently.-SJtings
Carrie" said one Somerville girl to
another, yesterday, "are you going to
the picnic tomorrow" 81 am, are
your" "0f course" "What do you
intend to wear?" Il will wear water
proof cloak. I've been at pic-nics
before. - omcr0dle Journal
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02
Bucklen's Arnica salvc.

The Best Salyc in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rhoum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains. Germs, and all Skin Erip-
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by J. l. Hash & Son.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02

II kin stand abuse an ridicule, but
not sawcasm," remarked a tramp who
asked st. Paul woman for meal and
was referred to the woodpile.-St. Pad
Herald.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02
EHnrr and Robertson.

Next Thursday will tell the story OF
veal or woe. Ed. Harr and J. G. Rob-
ertson will either triumph or go down
in defeat. What say the people of Old
Washington? Two truer men, never
breathed. If they are elected we
know the rights of the people will be
protected; we know the law will be
enforced. We have not a word Of I'M
kind comment for their opponents, let
the people pass the verdict. Our can.
didates are both representative work
ing men, honest and Industrious
worthy and well qualified, and are
gentlemen whom good men Of all par.
ties can safely support. In all parts
Of the county they stand well with the
voters, we hear, and we think viii
without doubt both be elected
Let the gallant 9th district which is
and always will be proof against bull
dozers, come to the front with a sole
vote, for Harr for Sheriff and Robert
son for Trustee.
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Sullin'S Female College,
BRISTOL TENNESSEE.

BRISTOL, TENNESSEE.
The sixteenth session will open Au-
gust 2Sth. The advantages offered are
equal to the best found anywhere in
this country $4,000 will pay all ex-
penses for board, contingent and tut
ton fees in literary department for a
year. Extra studies and other neces-
sary expenses low. Send for catalogue
to REV. ID. S. HEARoN, Nj. A.
Bristol, Tennessee.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02

81 would rather be Secretary Of State
in the house OF the Lord than to dwell
in the tents Of wiekedness.
john ALLISON.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02

When a man is about to sneeze he
had rather do that than anything else
in the worli.-Spripgfeid Union
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02
Does 1t Pay?

All success is costly. II demands
an expenditure of time, labor aud mon
ey. The greater the expenditure, as a
general thing, the greater the success
will be. And those men who are too
timid to risk are almost always uhfor-
tunate enough to fail. Every man
who depends upon the people for the
success Of his business must have some
thing for sale that the people want,
and must let the people know that he
has it. The best way to inform the
people concerning any business is to
advertise through the papers. That
this is true is found by the course OF
all successful business men. In every
town, in every city, those who do the
largest advertising in the papers do
the best business with the people. In
deed, the only way in this day Of en-
lightment to build up a large business
is to advertise liborally and judiciously
The other day we inquired of sever
al business men in Johnson City
whether their advertising had paid
them. Every one said that his adver-
Using had amply repaid him.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02

"When the general role is called III
be there"
HAM FULKERsoN.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1884-08-02
"Quit that ticklin' NO."
l. E. REEVES.
Girls.

Blessed is the man whose life is
spent in the midst OF girls. They
make his home an Eden and his heart
a Paradise. A home where "the lady
of the house" is a girl, where the SER
want girl is a girl, the home that has
two girl babies, girl pup and several
old girl hens will put any man to
thinking John Howard Payne had
no right to immortalize himself with
"Home sweet home"
He didn't know anything about
how sweet it is to buy calico and do
mestic enough to build circus tent
every year, he had no sweet experience
in feeding large amount OF girls on
the net income from the no0spopep
business; he never took Methodist
preachers home with him on wash-day
If he had, he would have written this
way:
| Mid pleasures and palaces there's no time t.
roam
For chickens and 'taters are needed at home
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"Load us not into temptation"
II. M. FOLSOM.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-12
No FLOWERS.
TIE TICKET.
For President:

GROVER CLEVELAND
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,JgH6g ZANE.

The rurnor on the street, based
upon something which has not yet
been traced to ita source, 10 that
Judge Zane, recently nominated and
confirmed Chief Justice of The Su.
prene Courtof Utah, will not accept
the Office. Is is said he enjoys a
lucrative law practice in his own
State, and also the respect OF the
bench and bar. If this be true, in IL
may be found the reason fer deelin
ing the position tenderet him.
Honor and money are the ineen
lives 10 ofiee-h0lding in this country.
Few if any take Office wholly for
the good they Can do others
This being true, why should sue
'cessfuL, praeticing attorney SEEK or
accepts Utah iudgeshipP Tbs sal
airy is,a trias comp pared with thu
earningsCof goou lawyer either
here or elsewhere, and the dis,inc-
tion of honor derived from the posi-
| tion ia In Hnitiesimal Tie Judge here
| who doesn't earn twice over every
Edollsr of his salary neglects his
business and miserably fails to per-
form his duties.
There may be nothing in the ru-
| NOR that Judge Zane has wisely con-
cluded thathe doesn't want any cfa
fee that is accompanied by neither
reasonable salary nor marked dis
tinction; but II it should prove true
that he has really declined the re-
srect Of the Utah people and bar for
| him will be something higher than
bfoe the gentlemen who eould do no
better for themselves than accept
Utah iudgeehips.
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tic couree past and beyond the MI So
matic bayous of lower Louisiana.
The very respectability OF the per-
sonnet 8 zone dwarfs the nominations
of five weeks before into utter ana
irredeemable insigniGcance. 1t IS
not a ticket which appeals strongly
to the rowdy element Of the esst
the hoodlums of the west or the
cowboys OF the south; but wherever
civilization and advancement are
found hand in hand with accom-
plished manhood and refined state~
craft; wherever labor is dignifed
and crime abhorred; wherever
learning is the rule and justice the
&biter-there will bs found In
greatest number the men who Will
bear sloft the honored banner OF the
great and grand old party, and
march beneath its folds to decisive
and irreversible victory. The coun-
try is ripe for change in manners
and in meu it does not merely de-
sire an evolution which might be
from bad to worse, but one
that will, while bringing to the
front new measures and different
people, be a transformation from the
slough of despond to the broad and
pleasant field Of peace and pros-
perity.
Three cheers for Cleveland and
Hendrieksi May they vR0rate
throughout the land from its north
ern confines to it's southern extrem-
ity and from shore TO shore, stimu.
lating the worthy sons of toll to
renewed effort, and awaken in the
patriotic heart that love for our land
which, though dormant tarough the
prostitution Of our powers, was not
dead nor yet sleepingl ~ ~ 8.
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No FLOWERS.
Origin of Ammonia /.

Ammonia is- obtained in large guam
titles by the putrefaction or the
urine of animals. Encyclopedia
Britannica.
Every housekeeper cxn test bak-
ing pow der containing this disgust
ing drug by placing a can OF the
"KoyalD or "Andrews' Pearp top
down on a hot stove until heated,
then remove the cover and smell.
DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder
does not contain Am monia, Alum,
Lime, Potash, Bone Phosphstes. II
is prepared by a Physician and
Chemist with special regard to
cleanliness and healthfaloees.
Prove ii by tue above test.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-12

EARLY BREAKFAST STOVES combine important ne y
feu than other line of Stoves the continent
seat aim haa been durability convenience together
eanness perfect working and baking quaies The
Ses Of beauty We guarantees them Also keep full line
All line OF Tin and Granite Ware and Stove Trimmings Thinning
its branches by efficient Mail orders receive prompt a
?. w MADSEN & Co., General Agents, IS MAlNS
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cLEsI1lED AND .HEEsRIeKs.
asovER cLEyELAnB.


One Of the gravest accusations
Eagainat Governor Cleveland, the
fDemocFn$ie nominee for President,
| 10 that be has no "reeord." by which
is meant, he is without political
recordf his name having figured in
politics only four years. II his
Inewness 10 public life were crime
-and tbs put forth as if 1t were
crinainal-he should be promptly
convicted. Bat f rtunately it is
not an indietable, ,ncr even a stat.
tooable' >offense to be young Ia
years sndNot old In politics and Of
ace holding. Grover Cleveland mas
Ia record, though short
one, extending over less than
| i've years: and that Iecnrd is pure
| and spotlesa. 1t began with his elec.1
ton as Mayor of Buffalo, New Z ork,5
q little oyer four years ago, when |
heIinstituted and carried oat reforms
(which spread his fame Throughout
the State, and induced his election
! TO the -governorship in 1897. 9 His
administration Of the executive
office Of the Empire State has BEEN
Ia perfect harmony with the record
which he began as mayor, lt.has
been able, hoaeet and vigorous, a
Constant warfare against corruption,
FrogRsry and iineficiency in efioe.
onesaim Of his administration being
either the publication OF that rots
ten taest known as Tammany, or
the destruction of the organization
Ethat has SO long been a source Of
terror and trouble to the New York
Democracy, How well he has sue
Iceededs not in purifying it but in
Edestroyiag its Influence is seen in
1.-THE emphatic manner in which
iKelly and his crowd were sat down
upon In the convention. Tammany
3s weaker to-day than it has ever
before beens and its only chance for
llife is to reform and wheel into line
with the honest Democrats. There
is little to say Of Mr.. Cleyeland's life
pre- ious to the time when Buffalo
discovered him- He is a young man
having been born at Caldwell, n. j.,
March Is, 1887. His father, grand.
father and an urels were ministers
LOT the gospel, AMI through his life
he has shown by his honest, upright
course, the effect of his early reli-
gious training. With his parents he
early removed to New York State,
where ne has since lived. He
graduated st Clinton Academy,
0neids County, N. Y. and leaving
school became a clerk in q public
institution in Nav York City. Not
liking the position he migrated to
Buffalo, where he clerked in his
uncle's store, studying law as he
could find opportunity to do
lso. Business icing dull one
season, he left the store and
taught school. Next he became
q candidate for prosecuting attorney
at Buffalo, but was defeated; the
year following he was elected
sheriff, five years lat'r was chosen
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-12

Mayor. and in 1882 was elected Gov
ernor of the srsnde-t AMI gre s's5t
State in the American Union. The
rest is known. The record is brief,
but he is daily adding to it, and BE-
fore he finishes it WI ] be long
enough and prono1I ced enough to
displease ev ry Republican in the
land.
THOMAS A. HENDRICK$
Toe name and fans Of T1omas
A. Hendricks are familiar TO the
American people. L vas not
though. that he would come before
the Democratic clnventi7n; even
for the first place on the Ticket,
much less the second. When Mr..
Tildep's letter appeared, positively
and emphatically declining renoml"
nation, it was believed that Mr.
Hendricks would also retire from
the field, with the going ous OF tie
"old ii -ket." Tha. he has consen"
ted to &c ,epJ the nomination for the
vice>Presidency, only proves low
coed and true man he is, how C IN
trolling is his patriotism, how Il UGH
he loves his country and his coon>
tFYmen, for it is known from one
end of the land to tie cthel
that he didn't want the
place. His acceptance is q
personal sacrifice for the success of
his party and the salvation of the
Republic. MIR. Hendricks was bern
in Muskingum County, Ohio, Sep
TENDER Z, 1919; was educated at
South Hanover College; studied and
practiced law at G hamberDurg, Pa:
elected to Ohio State Legislature
in 1S4s; member of constitutional
convention in 1850; in Con-
greIs from 1861 to 1855; az.
pointed In 1856 commissioner Of the
land Office, resigned in 1859; elected
Senator for the long term in 1883,
serving until 1859; was elected
Governor Of Indiana in 1870, and
was elected Vice-President on the
TiIden ticket in 1879, being kept out
of the office by the great fraud
which. placed r. B. Hayes in the
White House. Since then Mr.
Hendricks has led a quiet life at his
home in Indiana.
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SALT LAKE. CITY, April 2OrIb lss.
aZ c. NJ l.:
GEpEs-Ihe Miller Wrought Iron Range cm vou
any able could cfihe same BED
recommend all wishing TO get frstea Range the M Ue
Yours truly, WILLIAM MAYOR
Thirteenth Tnke rtr
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THE "CoeK-EYED son of destiny''
was hardly mentioned in the con-
vention. However, Butler should
behappy. He has gathered in two
nominations, while Blaine and
Cleveland have but one each. Ben
is The nominee Of the Anti-Monep-
olists and of the Greenbackers.
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2. @. M. 7.
SALT LAKE ClrE, May ,8th, 1884

SAITLAKE ClrT, May 18Th, 1855.
Il. s. Eldredge Esq. Supt. q. C. MI:
DEAR SRI the of Miller Wrought Toe gsr NJ
with elevated ehelf which purchased NO Is
cspA believe co sumes les it@l feO tie ordinary No Sf {9
and large enough for family Thirty bsl well
gsloDe boiling takes up but little room MAJ % Keep
fsetit Lcmehke
January from Gre r, NJ ,,,
had just taken bsnge fer
ever which, ys @ hey
emily good S Ipa'
only know Of three defects with tit bs be N place
ssonaly and have Goal Wold @
obva fyou N l
will always End wife bsppy sId food we'll cooked you
truly, e q. PARSONS
547 Second SoQ:f Sret
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the Probate Court of Eazt LoKt
County, Utah. Territory.
N he matter of the Estate Of Michael
L. Cody, deceased.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY
~ the undersigned misunderstanding Of
the estate OF Michael L. Cody, deceased,
to the creditors of, and all persons hay.
ing claims against the said deceased, TO
exhibit them with the necessary Voueh-
era, within ten months after the frat pub,
LEGATION of This notice. 10 the said admin
istrstrix, at her residence on 1.-The west
side oil Fifth East Temple street, between
Fourth and Fifth South Temple streets,
in The city and county Of Salt Lake, Ter
ritory Of Uiah.
MARY E. CODY.
Administrative of The eatate OF Michael
L. Cody, deceased
Dated at Salt Lake City, June 9th,
1884.
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of Ne,0 York.
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fLndiGnG.

Of IndiGnG.
The result Of the deliberations OF
the Democratic National Conven-
tion are to be foand in the tele-
graphic columns of this MORNINGS
HRRAuD. and that they will be
satisfactory to the faithful lat home
and abroad Is scarcely q matter OF
question. AT the'head of the ticket
ia a rosn.Rhose unhsckneyed career
suleudid abilities, grand attain
meuts and unsulhed reputation con-
stftute tower Of strength land for
the second place stands a nan
whose fame as statesman IL CO..
extensivewith the demaino Of civili-
cation. New YORK and Indiana
aRainIjoin hands as they'did in that
memorable contest Of eight
years ago when victory 'psaehed
upon the Democratic helm fer the
frat. Iine IN twenty, gears.
Theaastion of the oOnvent'an is
significant In more -Ways than 0ne
1t is NOT merely o pressge Of tn
umph; 1T is the commencement Of a
movement, which lsneAns chat
thieves and eJrruptiOnists mRsego;
that war issues and war messaFes
are things efthe past; ahat thereare
othess than politicians In the land
and their voices hayeibeen hesTd /;
that the people and net.a cahsi at
the centre of government are the
ruling. power; that the Constitution
is the feundatien and liEaitation ef
all governmental authority that the
public burdens placed alpon the
citizen Gaust be reduced to the ae-
tual requirements of the nations 81
and, last and best, that a party
whose psgeiin history is Laid with
the EarGss OF, eectionai strife,
crimsoned with the bleed Of lives
lost to pespetuate hAtreG. and
scared with the soEl,enslaEiag in
fluenee OF ifanaticiSEn ,and.bigotry,
must retire fsam power and return
no more.
For nearly . .genesation has the
Republican party lpreyed and Eat
tened upon the body ,pOlitic; for the
same length of time have all ELECTS
TO entirely destIey ,theihSdra proved
futile, o head appearing IN place Of
the one Topped Of; till ut last the
sufFerings of the nation have ionud
voice in the united prOtest.of all the
conservative eleeaents in the land,
and actioa in the selection Ct two
men who worthiB represent these
grand principles upea which alone
our government can live and thrive
native ability, innate honesty and
progressive reform.
Cleveland brings to the ticket
dignity, honor. probity and youth
full vigor; Hendricks adds to it the
lustre Cfa longer career, ia which
craftsmanship Of the highest class,
legal ability Of the most exalted
quality, and the achievements of
life ripened but not miIdewed by
It's heydsY, glitter and sparkle from
the beginning continually on. Such
is the ticket presented by the De-
mocrats of the United States in
national convention assembled. and
they could not have acted more
wisely, carefully or justly.
AS compared with the Repub.
lIcan ticket, that Of the Democracy
is the placid but powerful sweep of
the Father Of Waters in bis majes,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-12

SHILOH'S CATARRH REM
EpY-a positive cure fel Catarra
DiphtheziA and Cankes Msuth Solt
" z @. L T. Nrua Ssore I'D
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-12
THos. a. HENDRICKS

.For vIee-President:
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Salt LIKE CITY, May sth, 1854.

Salt LAKE CITY, May ish 1854
e o. H.
GEETLESBNThe Miller Wrought Rsr9e purchased
gives The greatest fatcon regards it's Bkng and Cooking ou
also its heating Apparatus do not
eheruly --u Anl
Yours truly, JOHN q. GROESBEcV
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-07-12

"IAChAETAcH lasting and
agFant perfume Pncs S5c. and
=, sosd by 2. C. n. l. Drug Gtera
taAl
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-07-16
70 CRAFTY hts WIFE.
An interesting Story "A Hopeless Case
Cured by using DIR. Hennedy'S
"Tavorite Remedy"
Statement Of Mr.. Washington Monroe, OF Catakill.
Greene County, n. x.

"For many years had suffered from
complaint which the physicians called Gravel.
] had employed some of the most noted doc
tors without obtaining any permanent relief,
and for q long time my case was regarded as
hopeless. AL who knew the circumstances
said I must die. Finally, my wife induced
me to try bottle of DR.. Kennedy's Favorito
Remedy, which she had somewhere heard o!
or seen advertised Without the slightest
faith in it. but solely to crafty her, bought
o bottle Of druggist in our village. I used
that and two or three bottles more, and--tc
make long story short-I am now as healthy
q man as there is in the country.
"Since then have recommended sFavorite
Remedy to others whom knew to have suf-
fered from Kidney and Liver complaints; and
l assure the public, that the 'Fayorite Rem,
edy' has done its work with similar com
pleteness in every single instance, and trus
some other sick and discouraged mortal ma,
hear Of it and try the 'Fayorite Remedy a
I did" tv (s
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About Humbugs.

The remedy that advertises- none other
of any account, every other fraud and
humbug, is fraud and humbug itself
on the face Of it. II must necessarily
taste Of the quack and humbug it speaks
of. Aremedy of merit one that needs but
little advertising to secure q first place ir
the household, never defames another
Such one is Zopesa the liver and uys
peptic panacea. Keep the sluggish liver
active. The stomach ready for nourish.
ment. The head clear with Zopesa-
observe regularity. Don't overload, liv
long and be happy. 27N