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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-22
Du11ing the Edge of Profanity.

Tom Hoods punning list of appropri-
ate titles for new books included "a Cur
sorry History of Swearing" A quaint,
scholarly little volume with that title is
now announced in London. 1t is author
ity for he'assertion that when a man
says "I don't care a dam" he is not
swearing at all, but merely quoting the
Duke of Wellington who invented the
expression and introduced its use. 1t
appears that there used to be in India a
coin of infnitesimal value called "dam"
and that is what a man doesn't care"
So, too, according to the author of the
book, the phrase, "don't care curse" is
not at all what it appears to be, namely,
milder form of the Iron Dukes oath,
but merely the equivalent of "don't care
a cress," the.word "curse" being an old
form of "cress."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-22
KANSAS FARMING.
Noteworthy Incidents Among the Farm
OF the State

Noteworthy Incidents Among the Farm
ers OF the State.
Ellsworth Reporter: Last Wednesday,
April 30th, Frank Holmes brought us In
a sample of his rye. It is over two feet
high.
Downs Times: The peaches are not all
killed yet, and if we don't get all we
want to eat it will be because we can't
climb the trees.
Columbus Star The heavy rains have
beaten the ground so that when drying
out a crust forms on top, leaving the
fields In bad condition for thrifty
growth of crops.
Larned Optic: A short drive through
the county last Sunday convinced Us thai
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1884-05-22

Six Philadelphia brothers, named
Smith, lived to celebrate their six golden
weddings.
Caldwell, Idaho, town of nearly
100 inhabitants, has four doctors and one
undertaken.
, 1884-03-21

AN Aq iaa as'a Rd as i fns G appsfta2nS g to Il tRs ss 4saGS sasSnS4 Sa aFSarf PARK fnd stock
Be it enacted by the Camcl and House Of Representatives Of the
Territory of Wyoming:
SECTION 1. That the sum of five hundred $500 dollars,
or so much thereof rs may be necessary, be and the same
is hereby appropriated out of the Territorial treasury,
from any funds not otherwise appropriated, to pay the
expense of the publication, in pamphlet form, of one
thousand copies of the school laws, election laws, stock
laws and irrigation laws of the Territory of Wyoming
ProUided, That said laws shall not be published until they
have been compiled and proof read by the commission
on revision and compilation: And, proUded, further, That
said laws shall be compiled at an carly date.
SEC. 2. That the librarian of the Territory be and is
hereby authorized to distribute the above named laws to
the county clerk of each county for distribution accord
ing to law, as follows Albany county, $50 copies Car
bon county, $50 copies; Fremont county, 100 copies;
johnson county, 100 copies; Laramie county, $50 copies !;
S~weetwater county, 100 copies, and Uinta county, 100
copies. The remaining one hundred and fifty copies to
be distributed by the librarian as he may deem for the
best interests of the Territory.
SEC. 8. That the sum of two hundred and fifty dol
lars, or so much thereof as may be necessary, be and the
same is hereby appropriated out of the Territorial treas
uay, from any funds not otherwise appropriated, to pay
the expense of the publication, in pamphlet form, of two
hundred and fifty copies of all United States and Terri
torial laws appertaining to the Yellowstone National
Park.
SEC. 4. That the Territorial librarian be and is hereby
authorized to distribute the laws appertaining to the Vel
lowstone National Park as he may deem for the best
interests of the Territory.
SEC. 8. The Territorial librarian shall Immediately
after the compilation of these laws, advertise in at least
three () newspapers published within this Territory, Civ
ing not less than five days notice, for sealed proposals
for printing these laws and delivering the same at the
Territorial library. The Territorial librarian shall award
the work to the person or persons making the lowest bid,
and he shall at once enter into a contract with such per-
son or persons, for performing the work in accordance
with the terms provided in this act Provided, Said print
ing shall be done in this Territory, and the Territorial
librarian shall take from the person or persons to whom
the contract is awarded, a bond to the Territory of Wyo-
ming in the sum of five hundred dollars, with at least
one surety, to be approved by the Territorial librarian,
conditioned for the faithful performance of the contract.
SEC. 6. That this act shall take effect and be in force
from and after its passage.
Approved March 7, 1884.
, 1884-03-21
CHAPTER So.
Laws, Speclal-PubIlcation of.

AN ACT authorizing the publication o the school election, irrigation and stock
laws and the laws appertanng to the Yellowstone National Park.
BE ID enacted By the Camcl and House Of Representatives Of the
TERRITORY Of Wuonina:
, 1884-03-21
CHATTER so.


AN ACT to amend a act entitled San Act concerning county licenses"
Be 1t enacted By the Council and House of Representatives of the
Territory of Wyoming:
SECTION 1. That section twenty-one of an act entitled
A Act concerning county licenses" approved Decem-
Der 9th, 1869, as amended and re-enacted by section two
of an act amendatory of said act, approved March 10th,
1882, be amended and re-enacted so as to read as follows
Section q. Any person or persons selling liquors as
provided in section nine of this act, shall pay an annual
license as follows In all cases where such license per-
mits the selling at or within five miles of any railway
station, or in or within five miles of a town, city or vii
lage located on any railroad, or at any other place within
five miles of a railroad, there shall be paid therefor the
sum of three hundred dollars, payable annually in adj
to issue any license for selling liquors either at wholesale
or retail for a less period than one year, or to refund any
portion of the amount paid for any license: Prodded,
That all persons or parties engaged in selling such liquors
by retail, in any case not provided for by this section,
shall pay an annual license of one hundred dollars per
annum, payable annually in advance.
SEC. 2. This act shall take effect and be in force from
and after its passage.
Approved March 8, 1884.
, 1884-03-21
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.
STEPHEN W. DOWNEY

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Land, Mining and Water Companies carefully
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, 1884-03-21

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AN ACT to amend a act entitled San Act concerning county licenses
Be It enacted by the Council and House of REPRESENTATIVES. of tn
Territory Of Wyoming:
, 1884-03-21

courtesy of Eyo. Archives
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08
Married by Power of Attorney

Married by Power of Attorney.
One day last week q young lady Or.
rived at New bedford, Conn.,, on the
bark Veronica from Fayal. This young
lady was married at the islands several
weeks ago. yet singularly the first
glimpse Of her husband was obtained
through the cabin window of the Veron.
lea. as he stood on Propeller wharf i'm.
patiently waiting for thu vessel to come
alongside the dock. The courtship had
l'een conducted by friends Of the young
people. Photographs wore exchanged
and the compact was made. The BRIDE
groom forwarded power Of attorney,
and p ceremony Of marriage Was per.
formed by priest at Fayal, marrying
the young girl to man Thousands Of
niles away. When they met in the cab
in the girl blushed, the husband smiled
and they prosaically shook hands. Each
was apparently completely satisfied with
their venture, and the husband bore his
young wife proudly away.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08

|plss IN 81 seySG. The CORE pond ienoe
glfrsquSntly. q Young groom. 80 ny!
- 81 9hO nSwspGpefs. This GAmp,o d
correspondents begin at the spur; - =
NOT very far TO the garter; tho path y
very attractive, que voules vouaf Be.
tween the LIST Of July, 1882, aud LIT Of
January. 1883, | ccnated seysn cases Of
these favored flunkevs In the nswspa-
pers, How many must thero be stu on.
Toying their good fortunes on the Quteti'
20 Max, Max! You naughty Frenchman!
Your facts are bad enough, but your In.
feren g is Just too awful" Why couldn't
Won ieave argument for those only who
can ''rsatl between the lines3"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08
Naturalization of Ar,niea:

Than Rehabilitation" there 70 no more
favorite word with the critics Of maneu.
vres and sham-ights. In notice of q
mimic battle near Portsm outh in the
London Times of the day / write these
lines occurs this observation: 1.-THE
guns of the feet would have annihilated
Col. Thompson's advance on the left
along the sea.shore." In truth It is %
hard thing to ''annlhilate" body Of
troops a. It 10 to kill q scandal. In . lit
ersl sense there il scarcely . record Of
such. catastrophe; II used in . Agur-
alive sense to signify loss 90 great as to
put the force suffering 1t hors de combat
there g amazing testimony to the guam
tity Of "annihilati0n" good troops have
accepted without any such hapless re-
suit. Here are TOUR instances taken al.
most Of random. The confederates, out
e ESQ., ,o.t men 9s oo &c, snEsseSd 81. a
Lis hand from Interfering With their o or
derby retreat. OF that battle the climax
Was the assault of Pickett's division,
t'the flower Of Virgins" against Webb's
front on the left Of Cemetery Hill. Be.
fore the heroic Armitage called for the
''cold steep and carried Gibbons bat
terry with . rush. the division had met
with variety Of experience during ito
mile-and.a-half advance over the
smooth ground up to the crest. "When
it first came into sight It had been piled
with solid shot; then halfway across It
had been vigorously shelled, and the
double canistera bad been reserved Tor
Its nearer approach. An eniilading Ere
tore through its; ranks; the musketry
blazed forth against it with deadly ct.
feet" This % tho evidence Of an eye
witness on the opposite side, who adds,
'but 1t came on lnasnidcently." Yes, Il
came on to cold steel and dubbed mus.
kets, and, after o desperate struggle II
went back foiled, to the
accompaniments which had marked is
advance. But heavy % were IT. losses,
it was not ''annihilated." Picketts di.
vision survived to be once and again q
thorn In the federal side before the final
day Of fate came to 1t ct Appotomax
Courthouse. At Mars la.tour Alvens-
leben's two infantry divisions, number.
they had already Lost heavily ct the
Of 1000 during the long summer hours
the course ofthe French srmy retreat
ing from Metz. But 20 far were they
from being annihilatsd that 4S hours Il.
ter they made their presence acute!y
felt on the afternoon OF Gravelotte. In
the July attack ON Plevna Of the 5000
men with whom Krudoener aud Schah.
hovskoy went In they took ont under
Il 600. One regiment Of the. latter's
command loes 725 killed and
1900 wounded-About seventy-ave per
cent. of its whole number-yet the Rms.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08
Two Husbands.

In Montgomery, Ala, In 1850, the
marriage of young X-to the charm.
! ing Miss Y-was the event of tho sea.
son in the circles where the happy coup.
lie were best known. Everything for q
time went OH delightfully."-. but it was not
many months before the sulphurious
cloud of war enveloped the land, and
the patriotic husband, with thousands Of
others, babe his wife fearful farewell
and rushed to the fight. to fight for the
Coniederacy. As the crimson years Of
that sanguinary period rolled on they
brought mourntul tidings to tho devoted
wife at home. Among the braves who
bit dust in a hard-fought
battle poor WAS reported
among the deaths and tho
margled body was thrown into name.
less grave. In the course Of time the
griefstricken widow recovered some-
thing of the naturally buoyant and Joy
Gus spirits. She met Mr.. q, and a
mutual attachment sprung up, quickly
ripening into love. Mr.. Z-knew her
story, sympathized with her grief for the
dead husband, and after q happy court
ship married her i'll lonely Georgia
town where she then resided. Mr.. and
Mrs. lived happy together, as ev-
erybody had predicted. and in due sea.
son three blooming children were sent
to gladden. their hearts. Unhappily tho
story does not end here. Sometime ago
Mr.. WAS astonished to learn that \
-, the first husband, was not killed in
the war, as reported and generally be-
loved. Worse, still, the man was then
living, and in every respect as unlike .
corpse as living man could be. Both
Mr.. and Mrs. Were thunderstruck,
dazed, and utterly overwhelmed by thin.
After the tirst paroxysm OF despair
and desperation, =, who is man Of
prompt decision, abandoned the long
time partner of his ioys and SORROWS. the
mother of his children, and declared his
determination of living apart from her:
Seeking legal advice, u conclud ed
that the next step in order was to have
the legal status of the parties to the I'm.
fortunate union definitely settled by the
courts. With this object in view the be.
wildered and grieved husband has in
structed his attorneys to file q bill in
equity in Fulton Supreme Court. In
this bill the complainant, after clearly
stating the essential facts detailed above,
prays that the states writ of subpoena
be directed to his alleged wife command
ing her to appear before the court, and
that, in order to have his relation to the
defendant and society determined. and
the legal STATUS of his three children
fixed, said marriage be annulled.
| The children o. this peculiarly sad
marriage are now living, and are aged
respectively II, 10 and Is years: Where
the first husband is, and what he thinks
of the tangle, the reporter could no.
learn, but tina case as it stands 10 sufti-
GENTLY pathetic to touch every heart
Atlanta (Ga.) Constitution.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08
How to Cure Egg Eat,ne.

Sometimes the habit 10 formed BY the
carelessness Of the kitchen maid or
housekeeper. in throwing the eeg.shells
into the pail aud giving them with the
othe: waste to the hens. This should
never 10 done II You want the hens to
respect their own eggs. Understanding
the cause of this unthrifty habit. it "a
not very difficult to provide remedy.
From o recent experiences, We have
found that the habit Is very much bro
ken by an abundant supply Of crushed
shells. It had grown 20 bad in Q flock
OF twenty Light Brahmss, owing to neg
lect Of this ration, that they devoured
every egg, without the closest washing,
ct the cackle Of every laying hen: Civ.
ing the shells every morning, the crav-
ing ceased, and We found the eegs re-
naming in the nests undisturbed. Al
assistant to this remedy No manufac-
tured an eRg-trap from . common nest
box. This Is 20 simple that anyone &C.
customed to the use of tools can make Il
In an hour or two. Aslight inclination
Of the board upon which the nest-egR
Is fastened will cause the new-laid eaC
to roll away from under the hen, beyond
her reach, 90 soon a. it IL dropped. The
rear board has the same inclination to.
the center, and projects over the other
board tar enongh to protect the eRR
when it has rolled away. The space be.
tween the boards @ just wide enough to
give free passage to the eggs. The egg.
box may be lined with a handful ofssW.
dust, or chat, to protect the shells from
cracking. 1.-THE back board be furnished
with hinges. 1t can be used ~ Q lid, to
allow the removal Of the eggs. II Il .
complete egR.trap. and with the oyster
shells. In our case abated the nuisance
Of eRg-eating. Many think, that whom .
hen has contracted the habit of eke-eat-
ing the shortest way Is the best, and in.
stead Of eating she is put in . condition
to be eaten. But . good layer Is too
valuable 70 be given up without an effort
to reform her bad habit, often acquired
through the negligence of the owner.
The e9g-trap works admirably, and &C.
of the power Of the hen to do mischief
American Agriculturist.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08

A floor made Of narrow strips Of blacl
walnut and Georgis pine, finished mol,
10 very handsome and, very durable lol
kitchen uee. The thin strips may BE-
laid over the ordinary pine floor. The
cost for q room twelve or fifteen feel
square ID aDout tkat for rood 0il.clotk
sumcient - cover il ~ yl6.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08

Are YOu Aware
that o Simple Cough often terminates in
Cousumption? Why mot be Wiss in time end
~ A.lsns Lung Balsam. which viii stop
For ssls By Ill Nsdiein. D.sle,,.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08

Two months ago my attention was called
10 thecaeo OF Q woman afflicted with cancer
onNhR shoulder ct least s inches In circum.
ference. angry. painful, and giving the pa-
tent no rsat day OF night ios six months: !
She has taken S bottles, and tie uloH o 6.
tirsly healed up only very small sab r.
1naaAing and her heslth b better than Tor s
ysanpest; seems to be perfectly cursd. Rev.
JEssE b. CANPBELL. Columbus, Ga.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08

y ~, ~ sss b IS
steel ~ Is ~ = : ia 81 rubAine
Nth : plsesof 49, Mr. dippsd r.
ksrosels Oh. !. s 2.
modelling BY knsading With Ssyosrins.
One way 10 utilize bread crumbs = %
dry them tlDroughiy In . warm-noe
hot-oven, roll 6no, and keep In lar
Tor frying oysters. etc.
In buying poultry. select . chicken
With white lissh, pale yellow at. lower
part Of lep and ieet smooth..
Beef iat b very nice II cooked thor.
oughly In water and the a. dipped Oh
- Il rises. Il will remain eoft, and n
preferred BY many TO lard.
Il IL recommended that papier maohe
articles DO washed with . sponge and
cold water, dredged With -four while
damp and polished with Q flannel.
A beefs tongue Il dry; should bs
soaked for several hours, put on In cold
water aud boiled sloWly four or i've
hours. 9
Every night whom going TO bed put 0
little water into bowl and dip the feet
into 1t and then rub byiskly with hath.
ing towel. This will induce warmth and
prevent chilblains.
An excellent authority states that Q
man was cured Of billousness BY going
without his supper and drinking freely
OF lemonade for time.
To remove ink stains from Turkey red
or white table spreads, add . spoonful of
kerosene to pint of strong soap suds,
wash and rinse Immediately, and all
traces will disappear.
To prevent the skin from discolorins
after blow or fall, take q little dry
starch or arrowroot and merely moisten
It with cold water and lay It ON the In.
jured part. This should be done imme-
diateIy, 20 % to prevent the action OF
the DIR upon the ekin.
To have note paper oderous, Get Q few
quires Of blotting paper and sprinkle
the SHEETS with the perfume de-
desired, then put them under . weight
until they become dry. When dry put
note paper. envelopes, ETC., between the
sheets and place them under . weight
Tor few hours; when removed they
will DO found perfdmed. The blottinR
sheets can be made to retain their per.
fume for long time by keeping them
Tree from exposure TO air.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1884-02-08
Piles! Pfles: Pilue.

x11eD! k'Ile1s E1100s
Sure cure for Bind, Bleeding and Itohins
Iila. Hi sls box, has ID worst chroaic
case Of twenty Year, standing. No one ned
Indian Plla ointment II sbsorbs fhe tn,
mon, aliays The itching {pastioularly after
gstting warm In bsd). Prepared only fol
piles and itching for the privats paxts.
Noyes Bros. &Cutlst, st. Paul. wholesale