The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-10-11


MANY woman dusts billiard chalk off
FER husbands coat, and IA big tear stands in
her eye-as she thinks how late he works
nights at his desk by the white. washed
wall.
a DON'T FEEL WELL" The stom-
ach is out OF ORDER neglected, that means
chronic dyspepsia. You should take Acker's
Dyspepsia Tablets and avold this terrible
disease. Sold by c +. Horn, Lehighton.
and W + BIery, Wcissport.
"A girl had her hair cut short, donned
male attire aud passed for boy. She be
trayed her sex by lettering in front of mil
linery stores.
-ELECTRICITY-OI all the known
Electro Galvahic Appliances at the present
day it is now conceded bv the Medical Fra
ternity and Electricians generally, that the
American Galvanic Co.'S Howard Shields
are the best, possessing intrinsic Electrical
merits, as one shield or appliance can be
fitted to any part of the body, which is not
true Of any other. See advertisement in
another column OF this paper. = Electric Ga.
,ehe
Why may woman who loses her
Vnlce driving chickens out Of the yard be
called blacksmith? Because she Is a hoarse
shooer.
ARE YOU Miserable through indigestion
| sour Stomach, or Constipation? Acker's
! Dyspepsia Tablets we guarantee will relieve
| You. Sold hy DR. Il lIuru, Lehightun and
W f Bley, Wessport.
IL you want to find out how great
man is, le. him tell it himsrf.
Time once passed never returns; the
moment which is lost is lost forever.
Every farmer should at least have one
e"-nty paper, and that paper should be the
ADVOCATE, wh.ah contains all the latest To-
cal news. Only Sl.OO year.
Men are geese, women ducks, and birds
of a feather flock together. Rather q
"downy" way of putting it, eh.
No LONGER A QUESTION Of opinions
we guarantee every brx Of Ackpr's Dvspep.
STA Tablets. Price 25c. and soc. Sold 6y
Dr.. Horn, Lehighlon, and w F Blery;
Weissport.
Iii said that long upper lip indi.
Gates a certain degree of good nature, but
lees lip, the better nature on the part OF the
unwilling listeners.
WHAT WILL SroP MY COUGHING An
NIGHT? Guarantee Acker's English Remrdy v
will. Price Toe, Soc & 81 snld by DR.. c
T. Horn, Lehighton, & w + Biery, Weiss,
port
!
The may who is arrested for giving
short weight is pretty apt to see the error o.
his ways.
Many forget that the hair and scalp need
cleansing as well as the hands and feet
Extensive use Of Ayers Hair Vigor ha.
proven that it is the best cleansing agenl
Tor the hair-that it prevens a well as re
moYes dandrutl, cools and soothes the scalI
and stimulates the hair TO renewed growth
and beauty.
A musical paradox-The man who
thinks himself sharp may be flat meyer
theess, and be suspected of being natural
My daughter was troubled with Hear
DISEASE Tor years, given up by physicians
had SINKING spells, constant pain, greal
swelllng over her heart extending tn lef
arm, and severe spells Of neuralgia extend
ing over entire body. doctors could not helI
her. DR. Graves Heart Regulator cure'
her within three months. JAS. Tiltnn Con,
eSrd' n. II. 81 per bottle at druggists.
Railways are aristocrati1. They teach
a man to know his station and to stop there
They are eminently social, too, being held
together by many ties.
81 The simple and nerfect dyes. Moth.
ing 81 simple aud perfect Gr culoriug O..
Diamond Dyes. Far better and cheaper
Than any other dive. loo. Druggists sell
lhem. Sample card Tor 20 stunp. Wells,
Richardson 4 Co., Burlington. VI.
A sharp, thirsty man now walks into a
6arroom aud asks il he eau "put up" his
silk umbrella for a drink The bartender
acquiesees, the chap gets q drink, raises b.
pmbFslls aud Wake oaL