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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

'sRough on Tooth Ache" Ask for 1t. In
slant RELIEF, qnick cure. i5c. Druggists
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

When you come to Omaha, take the
Street Cars or 'BuS for the Metropolitan
Hotel. $500 per day. Tables as good
II S. 90 ner daV house.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Chief Justice Davis, of New YORK advo-
Gates national marriage and divorce laws.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

SKINNY MEN. wells Health Renewer'
restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, lmpo-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

The cup of pleasure sometimes has drugs
that one u drink long afterwards.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Stop AT the Metropolitan Hotel when
in Omaha. The best $500 per day
house in the west. Tables a good as
any $500 per day house.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

or women who never marry there are
more blones than brunettes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Mr.. Froude expects to lecture in Ameri-
ca next fail.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

For Bronchial, Asthmatic, and Pull
monary Complaints, "Brown's Bron-
chial Troches' manifest remarkable cura-
tive properties. Sold only in boxes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17
COngressmen's Pockets.

Beware of the ~inclpient stages Of Consumptio I
Take Piso's Cure In time.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Ho, YE BALDHEADsl-There is just one
way, and no more, by which you may be
cured-use CAROLINE, a deodorized eX-
tract of petroleum. 1t will positively pro-
duce new hair; there is no substitute for
this marvellous petroleum hair renewer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Food that is badly Prepared the god
never make palatable.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

When you are guest to the wolf, see that
YOU have q hound with YOu.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

'.ROugh on Coughs" l5c., 25c., Soc, Mt Drug
gsts. Complete cure Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

They are healthy who are contented with
what they possess.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

1t is the early and late eater OF the i'm
ported German sausage who gets the worm.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Mensmnn's PeptonIzed Beef Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing Its entire nutri-
tious properties. 1t contains blood-making, force
generating and DEMONSTRATING properties; invalu-
able for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, nervous pros
tration, and all forms of general debility; also In all
enfeebled conditions, whether the result of exhaust
ion, nervous prostration overwork or acute disease,
particularly II resulting from pulmonary complaints.
OAswELL, HAZARD n Co., proprietors, New York.
Sold by drnggints. -
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

9TH only medicine L recommend -
thus saith a druggist of DR.. Sanford's
Liver Invigorator.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

The weak may be joked out Of anything
but their weakness.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

A good surgeon must have an eagles
eye, a lions heart and a ladv's hand.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Marrying a widow may properly be
styled "unveiling a statue of grief.'
The drunkard swills alchohol. Wise men
use Samaritan Nervine, the king of all rem
edies.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

The cattle industry in the country repre-
sents over 40, 000, 900 head of cattle.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Kerosene oil is solidified in Russia and
made into candles.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

4 regular graduate
in medicine. OVer 16
gears Pyaetiee-12 in
Chicago.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1884-05-17

Mother swans Worm SYRUP" for fever
ishne.s, restlessness, worms, constipation; taste
, 1884-08-30

Almanac, 9,2l9, 947, and according to the
American Almanac, $50, go. a writer
in the American. Mr.. G. W. Ernst. UNI
dertakes to calculate from those igues the
probable vote of 1884. and his results are
interesting to all who care to forecast the
the result of the next election.
Two elements ofincrease must be taken
into account in estimating the population
in any given year after the census: the
natural increase, and the increase by i'm
migration. The number of the latter Is
known pretty accurately, and the rate Of
the former has been shown, by calcula-
tons covering past years, to be about .
per cent a year. Estimating on this basis,
the population of the United States on
November /. 1854, will be 81, 7l2, 81, of
which a little over ] 900, 600 will be in the
Territories. Assuming 80. 100000 as the
probable population OF the States on that
date, a simple proportion gives a little
over 10, 400, 200 as the probable vote or
about one to every "a inhabitants.
These figures do not represent the mum
Der oil qualhed electors IN the states Dut
only those who will probably cast their
ballots. Inc males oil voting age N the
States numbered l2'5il'4S' when the last
eensu was taken ana VIII number over
I4,OOO,0 900 in November. This gives an
allowance oil almost az per cen. Tor the
stay at nome vote.
II II DC objected that the increase 'hus
inquired out Is erroneous because nun
grants just lanueu cannot vote u may DC
answered ina rueh persons couiu NOT vote
, 1884-08-30

WHEN General Butler, the cock-eyed
child of destiny, is running for office, he
comes nearer being all.things to all men
than even the magnetic man from Maine.
One Of his speeches made, for instance
before a lot Of grangers, such as that
delivered yesterday in Pennsylvania, suits
admirably enough the. auditory for
which it is particularly intended. But
when a speech of this kind is made, the
special object of which is to catch the
votes of a certain class, it is unfortunate
rather than otherwise for it to be tele.
graphed broadcast throughout the coun-
try, where it will necessarily catch the eye
and influence the vote Of many people for
whose p%erusll it was not intended In
these days of teiegraphic communication
a man should be non-committal in his
speeches if dishonest
The demagogical qualities Of rare Ben
are being prodigionslv developed in this
year of our Lord.
, 1884-08-30

some one with a weakness for statistics
has discovered that there arc "a. PA news
papers published throughout the world
In Europe, with a population Of 30l $780,
369, there are 1857 publications in
North America, population 76.03S, 776,
there are -, 400: Asia, population 1901
1913, 657, there are IT'S: in South America,
population 20, 9ss. 500, there are 600; in
Australia, population S,670-s $50. there are
COL; and in Africa, with its 205, 000, 900
people, there are 1872 publications The
daily, weekly and monthly presses Of
North America turn out $500, 10000
copies per year, while the European pro-
auctions are 300, OO0, 900 copies Great
Britain has the best newspaper supply,
Belgium next and the United States a
good third. The yearly ratio of c%ircula-
ton to each person in these countries is
64.0l, SO. 20 and 5l.06 respectively. With
a population OF 4.000,00O, London sup
ports 1000 publications, with an annual
issue of l of 900, 600 copies. Paris, with
a population of >, 0OO, 600, sustains l,553
periodicals with an aggregate circulation
of 100. OO0, 900 copies. New York and
Brooklyn, with a combined population
greater than Paris, produce 5s7 publica-
tons with a combined annual circulation
of 5l6, 0Oo, 600 copies. The greatest ma
jority of publications are printed in Eng
lish, German, French and Spanish, al
though scarcely any language is without
its representative.
, 1884-08-30
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.


Mr. Randall, when the earthquake was
at its full, thought Carlisle was being
elected -LomsriHe Courier Journal
If telling the truth is the only way to
shame the devil there is little wonder that
he does not blush in politics -Nc1 Or
leans Picayme.
Ben Butler's other eyelid is falling. IT.
a shame the eyelid should receive the
punishment due the entire Ben KIN
mcky State journal
Governor St Johns mustaehe is an
enormous one, but it must be remembered
tina; he irrigates it with nothing but water.
st. Paul Herald
The Democrats are fond of painting a
town red the Republicans go the whole
figure and paint a town red white and
blue. Hartford Post
These are the hot political times when
the Western editor has one boy To keep
his revolver loaded and another to carry
the bodies out. We judge so. at least,
from the style of the editorials -Phila-
delphia Call =
, 1884-08-30

VINO knows but that the people of the
city may wake up this morning to find
that the SIN has Topped again on the
fence question. First the Sun favored
the removal of all fences. Then it faced
about and thought all fences should re
main up. Betweentimes it sat upon the
fence. 1t is barely possible the seat on
the fence became uncomfortable owing to
the presence of the barbed wire and the
editor came down for relief rather than
from conviction. This thought should
give the cattlemen pause in their wild
career for lucre.
, 1884-08-30

Mr. BEEcHER ~denounces Mr.. Blaine
as 'one of the most corrupt men we ever
had in u Government, questions the
motives of the Independent in withdraw
ing its support from Cleveland, and pro-
poses to vote for the latter as the proper
person" for President
, 1884-08-30

1897 Prizes, amounting ......-.-ms2 6j. 800
Application for rates to clubs should
be made only 10 the office of the company In
New Orleans.
giving full address. Make 70. Money Orders
payable md address Registered Letters 70
Nkw oKLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
sew orleans. La.
Postal notes aud ordinary Letters by mail
or cNrftSs t4lt sums 81 ia and awards ~
exp cts nj OUT cNpenfel To
NJ. A. nAuPH1N. New Orleans, LH.,
or NJ. A. pAlpHlN. oI Seventh ~. Washing
ton. &c
, 1884-08-30

THE whirligig of time has whirlcd for
tw~enty-four long and weary hours aud
nothing has been heard from Mr., Logan,
Is it possible the National Committee has
sent Mr.. Logan into temporary eclipse.
, 1884-08-30

A RED cross on a green leaf has been
selected as the Butler badge for the
campaign. Placing the red above the
green will scarcely delight his Irish fol.
lowinp
, 1884-08-30

RATES OF ADVERTISING.

No adrertsrments inserted for less than %
cents.
DAILY LkADER, less than 100 lines, 10 cents
per line each insertion ; 100 lines S cts per line
900 lines, 7 cents per line 200 lines 6 cents per
line 500 lines at 5 cents per line. The above
are contract rates.
Local Notices per line. bourgeois. each inser-
tion, 10 cents per line.
All eficial advertising 3 cents per line Tor
ne week and over. less than one week, 10
sents per line.
WEEKL LEADER. all transient advertise
ments - cents per line, INST Insertion one
month, % cents per line six moths, 10 cents per
line one year, 8 cents per line
Address DEAOCRATlC LEADER.
CHEYENNE. wye.
}. A. ~BRECKONs. Business Manager.
, 1884-08-30

Infantile Blood Purifiers:andlSkin
Beautifiers.
a Positive cure for Every Form OF
skin ana blood Diseases. From
pfmpIe- to ScrornIa.

TNFANrILE and Birth HumOrs. MIX & rust,
! SCALED Head. Lczcmas and every form Of
Itching. ScalN. PlmulN, ScroiulOus and Inherit
ed Diseases OF the Blood. Skin and scalp. with
loss OF Hair, irim Infancy 70 Age. cured by tile
CutIcuNA R~tsoLvENr. the new blood purifier,
Internally. and e urGCuRA and ,UTtCuhA SOAP
the great skin cures, externally. Absolutely pure
and safe. aud may be used from the moment OF
birth.
OUR LITTLE hoy
MI and Mr. Everett Stcbbins. Bclehertown,
Mass. writes "Our little boy was terribly al
iicted with s~croiula. salt Rheum and Erysipelas
ever since he was born. and nothing we could
give him helped him until we tried C~uTICuHA
REMEDIES. which gradually cured him, until
he Is now ~ fair As any child"
WORKS TO A CHARM"
Js Weeks. Esq, Town Treasurer, 81 Adams.
VI, says IN n letter dated May - 1T works
to a charm ON my bahY's facc and head. cured
face Of sores / have recommended Il To sew
erAl. and Dr Plant has Ordered II for them
- T~EHKIHLE CASE
Charles Easre Hinklc. Jersey City Heights, n
] writes M son. a lad OF II years was com
plctely cured Of n terrible ease OF Eczema By
the CCTiCu1tA From the top OF his
head 70 the solcs OF his feet WAS one mass OF
scabs." Every other remedy and physicians had
been tried In vain.
FOR PALE. LANGuID.
Emaciated children. with plinply, sallow skin,
the CurICUIfA REMEDIES VIII prove a perfect
blessing, cleansing the blood and skin , finhcni-
ed impurities and eNpelilng the germs OF scrof
lln, rheumatism, consumption and severe skin
diseases.
suld everywhere Price. curfcunA, o.
cents KFsoLvEST. 81 SOAP, Is cents. fOTTEH
DRuC AND CHEMICAL Co, Boston. Mass
send for -IIaw TO Cure kin Discusses
, 1884-08-30

o Mrs DIR. Walton'= Periodical Tea.
Mother Walton has prescribed this
valuable medicine for a great many years
in her private practice. 1t has proved
an unfailing specific in the treatment of
the many disorders to which the female
constitution is subject. 1t is a sure cure
for the monthly troubles that SO many
women suffer Mailed on receipt of price
soc.
FRAZIER MEDICINE Co, Props.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Graz & Pearse, Sole Agents.
, 1884-08-30
BIG FIGURES.
wiai the vo'e Of 1881 WIN Probably
Amount 10.

The total population Of the United
States. as given in the census Of 1880,
taken June l Of that year, was 80, 1856, 1888.
The vote at the Presidential election of
that year was, according to the Tribune
, 1884-08-30

phpV Use Cntteurn soap, an exquisite
OhDl ~ penuned skin Brautifier, and
Toilet. Bath and Nursery Sanatiye.
, 1884-08-30

Mason self sealing fruit jars and jelly
cups at Craig, Davis 4 Co.'S
, 1884-08-30
D@- CAPITAL PRIZE $4,000 -esa
Tickets only 50. Shares IN proportion.
Louisiana State Lottery Comply

Ne do hereby ccrtyV Mdf tee supervise ne
arrangements FOR al ne MOsntV and Scmi-dn-
nudf drdtetn0s of the Louisiana State LOTTERY
Company, and IN pcrson 0dld0e and control
ne DrdirinOs hcHtkcircs, aud that the same are
conducted min honesty. fdirness, and IN good
mfs fntuTrd al pHrties. and toc authorize the
Company 10 use ms certificate, trlth fac sfmiict
, 1884-08-30

The best smoking tobacco Is Little
Joker
, 1884-08-30

At the Star Restaurant Open all
night,
, 1884-08-30

Brass hanging lamps with colored cut
glass prisms at Craig, Davis & Co.'S.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-09-06

statement, that the marriage con-
tract was written on piece of pa>
per stolen from Sharon's room, hav,
ing his signature on it, and that the
word wife was a forgery written by
the plaintiff.
A skeleton found in Illinois has been
identified us that OF Il drummer, by an
empty whisky bottle along side of it.
If it had had its pockets iull Of govern
ment bonds there would have been no
doubt it was an editor.
Portions of tent and cask
heading marked Jeanette, and 9TH
er mementoes Of that i'll fated ves-
sci were discovered on an ice flow,
by some EsQuimauX on June 9th.
off JuIiunO Island, in the Arctic
ocean.
The shipment Of western cattle
through Canada Will net SIX nils
lion dollars of revenue to the DOm>
inion railroads, and half as much
more expenditure for fodder. The
distance to England is 1900 miles
less than by New York, or any oth>
er Atlantic route.
Hon. L. H. Brents, our delegate
to congr; SIS, i'll speaking of our fu-
ture great city says:-"At some
point on Puget Sound will spring
up great city, the Tyre Of Ameri-
ca, and the commerce of all the ma
tions will do it honor" And yet
the Bellingham ReveiI,e prefers
B-ads shaw to Brents.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-09-06
GENERAL NE VS..

A case of yellow fever is reported
=; Key West. Florida.
in2ersoll will be refused the use
Of the principal hall IN Victoria for
his lecture.
DE smart cook dent put off DRAWN
.ls lasses on eel day till de hoe-cakes am
oa de table.
The fare between Victoria and
Westminster has been reduced to
50 cents.
The postal revenues have decreas-
Ell S2,000,O0O since the reduction
from three to two cents.
Dynamite is being invoked against
the men engaged in enforcing the
prohibitory liquor law in Iowa.
Capt. Renard's navigable balloon,
now on exhibition In Paris, it is
claimed, completely solves the
problem of aerial navigation.
Three Mormon elders and four
other persons were killed by mob
while holding "a meeting in Louis
County, Tenn. on Aug. 18th.
Teacher (severeIy "John, why
is it that boys hands are always
dirtier than girls'?' John (hesitat-
ingly)-"Please, sir, the girls W ash
es the Dishes
Little Ruby, aged three, discov-
ering some top or button onions in
the garden, pulled them up,-"Be-
cause" she said, they were growing
bottom side up"
A western paper says that "Wat-
terson is the brains of the Demo-
cratic party" Then the Democrats
ic party is in immediate danger
from water on the brain.
Telegraphic messages Of fifteen
words are now transmitted between
New York and St. Louis over the
Baltimore and Ohio telegraph line
for twenty five cents, and hight
messages for fifteen cents.
England advises. China to pay the
French indemnity on condition that
the French feet shall immediate ~
eyacuate Ke Lung, and promises to
interfere in behalf of China on the re-
fusal of this request.
A family consisting of father,
mother, five girls, six boys, and six
teen grand child rem, numbering in
all twenty seven persons are re-.
ported on their way to Washington
Territory.
Lieut.. Greedy does, not believe
that the North-poIe can be reached,
for th circumstances hitherto
foand to be unfavorablei would
pro We to be fatal to any party at
tempting to reach the pole. i
In the Sharon divorce case, Nell
lie Bracket has made a written
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-09-06

EhIiSoN; IN NEED OF LEGAL BLANKS. Such
as ChAtt-l Mortgages, JuI, "iaim and Warranty
Deeds, etc, would d. we'll to mAk,t npi,aiIon 50
TINS Office where they bs obtained Ut reasOr able
prices. Blanks printed to order on SHORE notics.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-09-06

elson t. rcicty, Dimuess of Vision, Nc.sts in the
Head, the vital fluid passing unos>erved in the
urine. and many other diseases that lead insanity
and death.
EE. MESFEE WHO is regular Phvscia
tGr duatr of the Univs rcity IT PERI vai,al vii
agree e. f"rf"it Five EeRR,irpH Eaiia -, for .
case Of this kind the SIeaj Restorative. ,under
his special advice and trcatnienI vi NOT c.T- or
for Az hing impure Injurious found in t. fsR.
MHNEaa. treats all Private DiSe'se- successfully
without NercuIy. eiy- consultations Free,
Thorough examination ara say.ce, iGciUdi :. aIaiy-
sis of urine, 81. Price 81 Vital Restorative SIsn
botte. or tour tins he quantity -, st to any
address upon receipt of price. or G q. o.. secure
from observation. AID in private name ii desired.
4. Il. MINtIE. 81. II.
ii Eearpy ST., San Francisco Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent TO any one
applying 10y letter, stating symptom =, aud age
Strict secrecy in rcgar to all business
DIR. MINTIE KIDNEY iTaIFDY NEPHRFT.
ICUN, cures Idiseases Of Kidney aud Binder Com.
paints, Gonerrhta. elect, Ieucorrhea For sale by
all druggists. 81 bottle g bottle. for So
DIR. MINTlE'S DANDELION PILLS are tina best
and cheapest Dyspepsia and rillious Cure In The
market. For sale by all druggists. Iltr
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1884-09-06

Is \ NEVER FAILING
CIr- tor S"rvuus DCh.l-
ny, EXhaus t.n Vitality ,
Seminal weakness, ~ppr-
n,ai;uIrher, iO%f MINI
hood. Impctpnvy Par
ally X, lrost?.urti Gt md
all 'he terrible elects OF
Self-Abusr. AoHIhfui fol-
lies, anI cXCr--es IN ina
tu.er Years, such az Loss
OF Memory. IAsSitutie
Nocturnal Emission. Ay.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-02-08
The uolored Metropolis.

There are sixty-tive thousand co]ored
people in Washington. In no city in
the United States, not even New Or
leans, is there a larger colorcd popula-
ton. Many of them have settled here
since the civil war ended. A better OPP
%portunity can be nowhere found for
studying the effect of freedom and the
legislation subsequent to it than here,
a y q Washington letter. The colored
people here enjoy all the social and po-
litical rights that law can give them,
without protest and without annoyance.
The public c%onveyances are open to
them. and the theaters, the jury box,
the spells of party power. are theirs.
Many of these men are wealthy, and the
aggregate wealth ofthe colored property
owners in the district amounts to mil
lions of dollars. Hundreds w COM
Portable homes, and some handsome
residences: their churches are many,
including three or four buildings that
are ornaments to the city. AS a class
they are industrious, find plenty to do
and are beginning to show capacity for
thrift and saving.
But the color line is rigidly drawn in
what is known as society. Wealth,
learning, official place, gives no colored
family the right or privilege of entering
the best or commonest white society on
terms of equality or endurance. In this
respect the colored race lives as sepa-
rate and exclusive a life as in the days
OF slavery, and, as a drop of African
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1884-02-08
At the Opera.

What is that man doing on the sage
with his mouth wide open?
He is singing, darling.
But l can't hear him.
That is because the girl at the piano
is playing SO loud, dearest.
But why does she play so loud?
She wants the audience to know, nv
precious, that she is a bigger man than
the singer.
+. But is she playing the tune:
Ono; only the accompaniment, dar-
ling.
Then she ought not to play so loud
that we can't hear the singer; had she?
0 yes, my sweetness; she must make
all the noise she can.
Then it's no use for him to sing while
she's playing.
Not much my love.
Why don't they make her play softer
She would not do it, my treasure; she
wants the people to know she's there.
Does the singer like it?
Not much, he wishes some one would
tie her hands behind her.
Do the audience like it?
Not much: they wish somebody wotIu
throw the piano and the player into the
river and give them q chance to hear
the music.
If it We're to be done, would the bray G
men who threw them in the river be
punished?
Not at all, my angel; it would be a
work OF charity and mercy.-OH Gig
Derrick