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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06
HUM0R OF THE DAY.


"Kiss Me as 1 Fall Asleep" is the titls
of a new song. 1t might work all right
with some men, but it would wake W
right up.-Haokeye.
''Mary, be careful, my child, when
going out. Have will of your own"
"Oh, I've got Will of my own, mother,
but he can't be with me sll the time"
al wish," he said,
ct knew a maid,
Whose ma had really taught her
To hate ice-cream, and always deem
As poison, soda-water.n
According to a physician, sudden
fright is cure for sickness. The diff
Guilty is to procure that medicine; for &
person who is right down seasick doesn't
care q continental whether the old ship
sinks or not.
There is new book, sWhirlwinds,
Cyclones and Tornadoes, ;" just issued,
which we have not read, but judging
from its title, it must be the reminis.
cence of man who found his wife
awake when he came home along in the
afternoon of the night. Merchant
IrGUeLer.
Diphtheria is terrible thing to have in
the family, but since it has been dis
covered that it is fatal to cats it is ex-
pected that there will be quite demand
for it. A chunk of diphtheria laid out in
the back yard at night will kill off more
cats and make less noise than forty boot
jacks.-Peck's Sun.
HER COOL REQUEST,
My sweet" he murmured soft and low,
As sank the sun in crimson glow;
Come tell me now thy souls desire"
Deep in her eye he saw the fire
That sealed his fate
Close to his side she nesting pressed;
He felt her heart-throbs 'gainst his breast
While trustful love shone in his face
i WANT she said, with blushiug grace,
-IpdiGmapoIis Times.
"Good morning, john" said a pastor
to a young friend whom he met on
warm day. "How does your father stand
the heat2" The young man made no re-
ply, but went away with clouded brow.
And when the good pastor learned tina
the young mans father had died only .
week before, he understood why his cor
dial greeting was met so coldly.
INTERESTING FACTS IN NATURAL HISTORY.
When the overheated small boy takes swim
He won't go home until his hair has dried
Lest his watchful mother should catch onts
him
And undertake to tan his youthful hide
When the small boy wants some fishing wormi
to find
He win spade an acre field and not fesl
tired,
Though for digging he is not at ali inclined
And to weed a garden never could be hired.
--Hatohek
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06
WIT FOR WARM WEATHER.
a BATCH OF FUNNY STORIES FROM
ExcHANGEs.
why he Rebeued-Patience-s
thing Wrong sOmeVvhere--Curing
Nc OF SmOlEing--The Had BOY.

thing Wrong SOmevvhere--CurinE
Nc OF SnOlIing--The had hoy.
Some years ago detachment of United
States artillery was stationed at Hot
Springs, Ark, to protect the public prop
erty, the supreme court having decided
that the springs belonged to the United
States. One day one of the detachment
fell i'll and was ordered by the surgeon to
stake hot bath and drink the water, I"
meaning the sulphur spring water. He
went to one of the bath houses, where a
bath was prepared for him, and he was
left to enjoy the luxury. After the usual
time had elapsed the attendant went in
to see how he was getting along. He
found the soldier sitting on the edge of
the tub much swollen about the waist and
the water reduced about one-half. The
attendant asked him how he was getting
along. The soldier replied: "Pretty
well. enjoyed the bath. But, +" he ad-
ded, and look of despondent determi-
nation settled upon his countenance, 'I'll
be dogged if / drink all that water, not
even If they put me in the guard house
for it."
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06
SUMNER CHANGES.

Sang the lily, and sang the rose,
Out Of the heart Of my garden close,
'oh, joyl Oh, Joy Of the summer tidef"
Sang the wind, az 10 moved above them,
s'Rosos were sent for the sun 10 loye them,
Dear little buds in the leaves that hidoI"
Sang the trees, as they rlstled together,
"oh, the Joy OF the summer weatherl
Roses and lilies, how do you faref"
Sang the red rose, and sang the white:
''3lad we are Of the suns large light,
And the songs Of birds that dart through
the air.n
Ldly and rose, and tall green trees,
5waying boughs where the bright birds nestle,
Thrilled by music and thrilled by wings.
How glad they were on that summer dayl
Little they thought of cold skies and gray,
And the dreary dirge that storm-wind
sings.
Golden butterflies CLEAN In the sun,
Laugh at the flowers, and kiss each one,
And great bees come with their sleepy
tune,
To sip the honey and circle round,
And the flowers are lulled by that drowsy
sound,
And fall asleep in the heart of the noon.
A Emall white cloud in q sky of blue,
Roses and lilies, what will they dot
For wind springs up and sings In the
troesI
Down comes the rain-the gardens awake,
Roses and lilies begin to quake,
That were rocked TO sleep by the gentle
breeze.
All, roses and lilies each delicate petal
The wind and the rain with fear unsettle;
This way and that way the tall tree,
sway,
But the wind goes by, and the rain stops soon,
And smiles again the face Of the noon,
And the flowers are glad in the suns
warm ray.
Sing, my lilies, and sing, my roses,
With never dream that the summer closes;
But the trees are old, and fancy they
tell,
Each unto each, how the summer flies;
They remember the last years wintry skies,
But that summer returns the trees
know well.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06
Treatment of Dog. Bites.

Mr.. T. M. Dolan, the author OF stand
datd work on hydrophobia, has drawn up
the following simple remedies for the inn
mediate treatment of dog-bites: "The
bite of healthy dog cannot cause hydro
phobia. This is well-established fact.
AS it is difficult to determine the state Of
health of dog at the time he bites, the
wound should be treated as il the dog
were rabid. Dog-bites should be treated
ct once by the person bitten or by by
stander, by sucking the wound if posi-
BILE; enlarging the wound with penknife
to encourage bleeding; by hot water To-
mentation; by free washing with cold
water; by ligature, piece of string tied
between wound and heart. After bleed
ing has been encouraged and the wound
has been well washed apply hot iron-as
a heated penknife, small key, etc.--eaus-
tics, pure nitric, sulphuric orhydrochloric
acid, nitrate of silver, acetic acid, carbolic
acid, ammonia, salt, or piece of hot Gin
der If near chemists the person bit
ten should run there, keeping his mouth
applied to the wound, if possible, and
splitting out the blood extracted. If near
a medical mans house, run there at once.
If in a part where the person bitten can
not apply his mouth, some bystandeI
should suck the wound-no harm can fol.
low from thus lending assistance. The
dog infieting the bite should be kept un-
der observation for at least fourteen days.
1t will soon be seen whether it is healthy
or not. If healthy, there is no fear of fu-
ture development of hydrophobia. II
the person bitten experiences shooting
pain up the arms or other parts of the
body three or four Turkish baths should
be taken. If the person bitten is nervous
he should place himself under the care of
his medical attendant. have treated
some hundreds Of cases of dog bites from
all parts of the country, and am glad to
say that those bitten have not experienced
any after symptoms. "--LOpdon Era.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06
The had hoy.

"Say, what is this hear about your
pa and the new minister quarrelingq'
said the groceryman to the bad boy, as
he showed up at his usual hour.
"Well, it was partly true, but it was
all a joke" said the bad boy, as he
looked out the door to see if his parent
was in the vicinity. You see, it was
a new minister that came here to ex-
change works with our preacher You
know when they exchange works it is
as good as a vacation, cause both min
listers can preach an old sermon that
has been laying around and got moth
eaten. The next day after the visiting
preacher preached he came to our house
to stay day or two, at mas invita-
tion. Pa hasn't been feeling very we'll
lately, and ma said he wanted some ek-
citement, and / thought Of an old sto =
] read once about some students at 3
theological seminary making two profe
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06

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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06

"Trust men and they viii trust you, "
said Ralph Waldo Emerson. "Trust
men and they will burst YOU says an
ordinary every day business man.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06

The beautiful fashion of wearing
flowers in the hair is revived in Papis'
but this is for evening only, Of cour
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1884-08-06

It is not much of compliment, after
all, to say that man is sound. Some
men are nothing but sound.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
THE POT OF GOLD.

Elder Boyd, though very good man in the main, and looked up to with re- spec6 by all the inhabitants of the vil- lage of Oldville, was rumored to have, in Yankee parlance, pretty sharp look out for the main chance. a peculiarly from which elders are not always e1- empt.
 h worldly matters he was decidedly well-to-do, having inherited fine farm from his father, which was growing yearly more and more valuable. It might be supposed that under these circumstances the elder, who wns fully able to do so, would have found help mate to share his house and name. But the elder was wary. Matrimony WAS to him, in some measure, 8 matter af money, and it was his firm resolve loE to marry unless he could thereby ,nchanco his worldly prosperity. Un- happily, the little village of Oldville and the towns in the immediate vicinity con- alred feE who were qualified ir the im- onrtant particular, and of those there were probably none with whom the el- ier's suit would have prospered. So 1t lappened that year after year passed suay, until Elder Boyd was in the Jrime of life-forty-f four, or thereabouts and still unmarried, and likely to .emain so. But in all human calculation of this kind, they reckon ill who Ieava widows out.
 Elder Boyd's nearest neighbor was q widow.
 Ins Willow Hayes, who had passed through matrimonial experience, WAS soae four years younger than Elder }oyl She was still 8 buxom, comedy woman, as widows are apt to be.
 Unfortunately the late Mr. Hayes had not been able to leave her sufficient to make her independent of the world. All that she possessed was the small, old fashioned house Tn which she lived, and | snaii amount of money. which WAS n sufficient to support her and little son o1 6 likewise 10 be enumerated ia the schedule of her property, though hartiv {" he ciasscd as ''productive of :nH r rr bat mischief.
 .i .- M.dOw was therefore obliged .n ak...u; u;r4 If tllrs e boarders to e6e ol.
 -G .,yglIt: income, which, of course, il,- ..,-. | n,;On Ter considerable labor au.' ."r s-tr.
 1n iy surprising that under these cir r.AistaLces she should now and then
 v,- hethorgbt herself of 9 second niar- r1"gn as method of lettering her con dtCn? Or again, neeI we esteem 1t . special wonler if, in her reflections upou thi5 point, she should have cast ler eyes npon her next nei2hbor. Elder , 2yd |? The elder, as we have already seI3, was in Hourlshing circumstances. ie ~oald he able to maintain wife in ;rel: coclf0r', and, being one nf the chief p-Tsonages il inc village, coa,lii .s;- cord neT d prominent saciai posi.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
Do sIarter Snakes Eat Fish2

Well, if you will allow me point and
 consider crayfish in the category, I can
 .nswer yes. While on the Upper Ale 1 5heny, not long since, I stepped oui 1 lpon log which projected into the
 iver and began washing my hands in
 he water. Suddenly 1 perceived q i luick movement in the river just be
 leath my hands. which was followed hy he appearance of q large, healthy cray ! ish, which seemed to rise out of the
 gater in n strange aorf of way, which l could not understand, but in a moment nore the mystery was solved by tho
 lead of snake popping up and showing hat 1t had just cau9h: the cIayfish by he tail.
 l kept perfectly quiet, while the snake
 watched me for a minute or two, and
 hen, concluding that ! looked too good latured to hurt it, 1t commenced on its neal. It was gart4r snake about six. cen inches long anu slender for its
 ength. could nut see what it could possibly want with E. crsydsh. for I dii lot suppose 1t was insane enough to ion lgine that 1t could swajiow such bunch
 
 | as though 1t understood its business 5waying its head (which remained on ,,' evel with the surface of the water) from tide to side, it worked it's jaws as thotlgi' with a suction motion, rubbed its thros occasionally upon little stone in tn water, and the tail and part of the bod, 0f the crayfish was soon mfortablY past the Rubicon.
 But now came the tug of war, for lhere was the head and shoulders anti mage large claws which were now to t.. disposed of. The snake seemed to re siize that it had need of all its power in order to complete its enterprise. IL !'tuSed for rest and breathing spell anal could readily imagine that 1t Wa sntiing OF its hands for the finish. Then it commenced again, and such a swelling and swaying and comforting wouiG have made circus clown sick with envy. And all this time the poor rraytish didn't offer single objection. Ii simply looked out into space with vacant stare. and didn't seem to have ;De least interest in the proceeding. l. t'ai doubtless been crossed in love at ",rIe not-distant period, and considered rile world hollow mockery, from which T was blessing to be freed.
 Gradually its shoulders were drawn lnto the cavity, then its head sank slow iy ont of sight, and the last thing We ,sw of that crayfish was one of its lnge, sharp claws illustrating dissolv- i,g view. as 1t w&s drawn into its living grave. Then that snakes jaws closed ike rat trap it worked its body, push ng its victim down further-just as you rave seen a boy work his throat when :hokIng on an overdose of dry sponge its lips with its tongue few ines, winked it's eye at me. as though o say, "There, you can't do that, old nan, and then wriggled away under he log to digest its weil-earned meal { crest end Stream.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
CLARK CHURCHILL.
 Chairman Central Committee. WEBSTER STREET, Secretary.

COUNTY REPUBLICAN CONVENTION The county republican convention, fol Yuma county, is hereby called to meet at the court house, in the Village of Yuma, on Wednesday, Sept. 10th, 1881, at 2 o'clock p. n. of said day. for the purpose of electing five delegates to the Territorial Republican Convention which meets at Tombstone, September 18th, 1884.
 Primaries for the selection of delegates to said county convention will be held on August SOtb, 16S4,in the various precincts and the apportionmeat Of representation to said county convention, from each precinct, shall be as follows, to wit:
 Yuma, members; Erren5erg, 1 mem- Der: Clip, 2 members; and Centennial, l.
 4. FRANK,
 J. W. DORRINGTON. Members Territorial Central Committee or Yuma county.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
Crazy PatchwOrK.

Having large assortment of remnants and pieces of handsome brocaded silks satins and velvets, we are putting them mp in assorted bundles and furnishing t5em for "Crazy Patchwork" Cushions, Mats, Tidies, Sc., Sc. PACKAGE No. l. is a handsome bundle ot exquisite silks, .s!tin and brocaded yelvets Gall diferen t) Just the thing for the most superb pat tern Of fancy work. Sent postpaid for Aj cents in postal note or 1-cent stamps. r GRACE No. 2-Containing three times aa much as package No. I. Sent post aid Tor $1O0. These are all the very finest quality and cannot be equalled at any other silk works in the United States nt three times our price. They will please any lady. One order always brings a dozen more LADIES MANUEL OF FANCY WORK, with 400 illustrations aud full instructions for artistic fancy w'r1, handsomely bound, postpaid. 50cts.
 '-r now. Address. the Rochester Sllk Co.,. Rochester. \. Y.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

DLANTS FNR GOLD AND SILVER I Mills, embracing the lAtest and most improved machinery and processes for base, and free ores. Water Jacket SDel- ung Furnaces for silver, lead and copper ores, with new and important improve ments, superior tc any other make. Hoisting Works, Pumping Machinery, ChloridlZing Furnaces, ect. We offer our custnmers the best results of thirty years, experience in this soscial line of work, and are prepared to furnish the most approved character of mining and Reduction Machinery, superior in design and construction 10 that of any make, at the lowest possible prices. We also centract to deliver, in complete running order. Mills. Furnaces, Hoistipg works, etc, ID any Of the Mining States and Territories Estimates given on appli-
 ation, Send for flu strated circular.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

Ie~ aud rXcro-vs ,i natUse F@a7s--s@cij as loss of uemrrv Lasril! 6s No saTua. Emissions. eva>ion ic socicIy mresS 1- visiou. noises ii. ;!ie head ;i~ Yisa ..ci- t.assin9 ;.unbsrrvef IT, -E4 1T.'ie, alt
 D. ar, athrr 3i:eascs tta. d 70 iEsaaisE aaG feat
 D Nj .e. | is D gsrula grs3nsted h,- citn. rs agre l. c-;.t Five sun drcd D liars For case b tiis End he VItai Rrstostiive (usdeI Li> spocIal ..d- vic and treatmcnt) will not cure, or for any tI'ipg impure or irJurious found in it's pr. Miniie treats all Private Diseases slc-
 ccssiuily, without mersury. Consultation
 free. A thorou n examination and ad-
 lice. including analysis of urine, $:
 'ricc or Vital Restorative, S1. 50 a bottle,
 our times the quantity. s; sent 10 any
 address upon receipt of price, or c. O. D.. secure from observstion, and in private name. if desired, by A. E. MINTIE, N. b, No. II Kearny street, San Francisco, Cal.
 SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any one applying by letter. stating symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to business transactions.
 Dr. Mintie's KIDNEY REMEDY NEPHRET- ICUM cures all kinds of Kidney and Blad- der complaints, GOnorrhGa, Gleet, Lu- corrhea. For sale by all druggists; Sl bottle. six bottles for S5.
 Dr. Mintie's DAND RLION PILLS are the best and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious cure in the market. For snle by al druggists. my l3-tfi
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
Notice.

The annual meeting of the stock hold ers of the Southern Pacific railroad com l,,.hy (of AriZonal will be held at the office "f He company in the city of San Fran '''ioc'', State of California, on Wednesday, ''.A Arlght day of October 1884 at 10 o'clock ID. for the purpose of slecting direc- tors 70 serve for the ensuing year, and for tue transaction of such other business as gnay properly come before the meeting.
 F. s, DoUTY,
 Secretary.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

cure under special treatment aud advice.
 The reason so many cannot get cured of weakness and the above diseases, owin Q 10 d complicationed called prosts- torrhca which requires peculiar treat ment
 Lebig's lnvigoraior Nc. ? is positive cure for prOstaterrhea. Price of eItber Iuvigorator S2 per bottle; SIX for Sl0. sent to any address on receipt of price or C. O. D. Responsible persons Day when cured St:ictest Secresy Maintain ed. Patients cured an home Liebig's DisLensary runs und elegant drug store in the building. Consultation, personal ly or by letter, free.
 ORDINARY CASES.
 Any recent cases of special or private diseases cured for S10. Remedies suti- cicnt to cure will be promptly sent with fall directions and advice Dn receipt of SID All packages securely covered from observation.
 INVIGORATOR SAMPLES FREE.
 Call or address DR. LIEBlG & CO.,. 400 Geary street Private entrance, 405 Mason street San Francisco.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

Y. E-Crepin, formerly Of MartIn's drug e'ore, lift for Tucson Tuesday. It speaks wrll for the health Of a town when the xf.i drug store is compelled to close.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

A ire occurred at MoJave on Sunday night, which estroyed all the business portion of the town, including the two hotels.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

HNk Rfor the working class. Send s7HJ5 lo cents for postage, and We NS E-O will mail you tree q royal, valuable book of sample g"ods that " iil put you in the way of making Uore mon- ey in few days than you ever thonghi possible at any business. Capital not re. quired. We will start you. You can work all the time or in spare time only. The work is universally adapted to both sexes, young and old. You can easily earn from 60 c. 10 s every evening. That all who want work may test the business we make thIs unparalleled offer; to ali who are not well satisfied We will send Sl 10 pay for the trouble of writing t0 Us. Full particulars, directions etc sent free. Fortunes will be made by those who give their whole time 10 the work. Great sue cess absolutely sure. Don't delay. Starr now. Address STINsCN & Co.,,
 Portland Mane.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

A SENSIBLE writer advises those who would enjoy good eating to keep good atured; "for," says he, Gan angry .nan can't tell whether he is eatin1 -soiled cabbage or stewed umbrella"
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
MIODLE.AGED MEN

There are many at the age of tllrJI sixty who are troubled with too frequvni evacuation of the bladder. often accomp,r jed by slight snarting or burning Sersa ion, and a weakening of tine system, ii 7 manner the patient cannot account for. C. examining the urinary deposits a ropy sed iment will often be found, and sometime. small particles of albumen will appear, C' the color will be of a thin milkish hue again changing to dark and torpid ap pearance. There are many men who die of this difficulty ignorant of the cause which is the second stage of seminal weak ness. Dr.. s. will guarantee perfect cure in all such cases, and healthy restor. ..tIOn of the genitO-urinary organs.
 Office hours-10 to and toS; Sundays from 10 to II a. m. Consultation free Thorough examination and advice, 5.
 Callnr address DIR. SPINNEY N CO., l36-6 No. II kearnV street. San Francisc.
 P z.
 For private diseases, of short stand ing, a full course of medicines sufficient for cure, with all necessary instructions, will he sent to any address on receipt of ten dollars.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
TIE GREAT Ea GliSH RGaEgY.

T. g never IailiE < cur for AGSyGUs debility. Exhs .sf- 'eG Ylt- fly, Stric
 kneS-, tpsT- n'o.riGa, Ics5 a avicc1, tU DC e.cy. ia-e.G , sis, [ aii Ei:@ tss5oiE ;feo.s O sci ap- r0Gt5ful fol-
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

The Colorado river is still falling.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

Le RICHAU'S GOLDEN BALSAM No. l Cures Cancers. first and second stages {; Sores ou tie legs and D d.: SvpEiij5i" Catarrhr diseased scalp. and oll pria'a " forms of disease. Pr.ce, $500 pei Bottle.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

Str-ce bullion from the Clip.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06

I.c RICHAU'S GOLDEN BtLSAM N { Cure. Tertiary, McrcUrial, SyphIl.u' Rheumatism, Pans In the uones, Ui- crratsd Throat, Syphilitc Rash, Lump etc, and eradicnIes all discas, fir r the system. whether caused by baG treatment or abuse of mercury, leaYinS the blood pure and healthy. Price, $5 pel bottle.
The Arizona sentinel., 1884-09-06
:. SPINNEY,
DIR
MENTION THIS PAPER.
No. II Kearny street, TREAT ALL CHRONIC AND SPEClA 1 diseases.
 VnITNH MIN

Who may be suffering from the eifc,te of youthful foilles or indiscrcti0n will dr we'll to avail themselves Of this, the grcate4 i Goon eyer laid at the feet of suffering bu- inanity. Dr. Spinney will guarantee ,u forfeit five hundred dollars for every Gu ( of weakness, or private disease of my kind or character, which heundertakeS and lait