Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1884-09-12


Wheeler of Alabama, Clover OF Missouri, Burro" 5
OF Michigan and Butterw0rth OF Ohio are among
those named for the fOrty-Ginth Congress who are
ALREADY KNOWN here hy previous service.
The experts have declared Rhlnc!ander crazy,
and hence 10 is decided That il is a proof OF Insanity
Ii New York 10 marry beneath ones station. The
Lext victim VIII undoubtedly be MS. Smelling nee
Miss MOrOSni. Her father. TO be sure, was Il gsed
barefoot italian boy. running around in the cutters
not so very many years ago, but ms tier. he sub
sequently got rch, 80 that it nal.i1es;ly out
Tageous for his daughter to fall in love with a
cJ4chElan and run away with him
But the all important consideration yet remains.
Ii Is whispered that Smelling Is. after all. noble
man In disguise. II this he true, the parents in
stead OF dying for shame, they give OU- they
propose to 90, WILL undoubtedly fan on their child
ren's necKS. and beStOw u parental blessing And
Incidentally this discovery will be of the greatest
benefit 10 SheIlings ioOHS REGARDING him simply
as c0achman. the indignant father saws he has
the face OF babOOn; but nOblemen never have
faces OF baboons, bt on The contrary, have features
OF rare beauty Miss Morosini, being OF wealthy
parents, Is OF course beautiful. and il would De a
pity To throw her away such Darwinian spouse:
hence all hope that Mr.. Shen, Spraag from the
lOins OF kings.
But if not, he should no. despair The founder
OF the Vanderbilt dynasty used to row ferry boat
skins OF animals Let Smelling work hard make
money, speculate wisely. or luckily. swlndle
grand scale, and his children may be respectable,
even II he is barred out OF genterl society
There was not quite such storm at the session
OF the American Scientific association yesterday
at Plila ie.phid as. according to Bret IIarte one.
marked a scientific meeting ON The StanlSlas
bat episode occurred OF Il more exciting nature
than commonly interrupts such learned feasts Of
reason. Prof Wh!tehOuse. It seems. believes that
the pyramids were built from tile top down. instead
OF in the usual way. and he nearly tipped the assO-
citation upside down yesterday in his determination
10 set forth his views. Aftera g0o1 deal OF fuss the
professor Was finally permitted to explain his the
Org. but failed To convince audience OF fifty per-
sons that the Egyptians were ever wise enough to
reverse the law OF gravltatlon.
While both parties are cIamoring that the Nor
mon scandal must and shall BE- stamped out fire.
quent carlOes OF new recruits are dumped in New
York ana hurried west. Five hundred were landed
there yesterday. II can turn back pauperS
why en- we not refuse to harbOr those who ac-
knowledge themselves 10 be Iav-brea kers? 1t is
pretty generally agreed that the prosperity Of Nor
moniSm depends on a continuous supply OF fresh
converts from abroad. ItwOud seem proper. there
fore, for the government. 10 shut out these undo
srdbie Immigrants at the ports Of entry, under u
system Of moral quarantine.
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In paper read before the fire underwriters asso-
ciation yesterday II was stated that the waste by
fire In this country last year was over S!oODOn1
About OnetelJn Cf al the fires are inceudiav and
according 70 The author OF the paper the possibility
o: nSurln- property 30 fully that accidents be-
come prDftab." was one great cause OF combustion
BY The WY. how that The hot spell * over 1t is
about time for q string OF such accidents TO lie re-
ported from summer resorts
The earl OF Eosebery. in a speech last nicht al
an@ri"en said that ia his CII.Ici. TIE United states
l. -'th" greatest brzsiHg n!aEkIEd ever had te-
slowed L a.. them Americans nave often main
:auet. M truth. oi.y be charged with na-
t5nal s'ii-eoucci. 50 il Is very vel - have live
e;El speak oar praises f1r Us :: ;.e least he viii
Go u an ant.,ioie FOR Nir Lionel Gr-.ts.
leGHSvlyania'S projected Industries are lust now
in a,ytEiE-, but a prosperous condition. Prices are
down - hart pan. va-as ar being reduced mills
are shutting down. aust capt. lists and operatives
alike are gr0.a =, The hari times, Great d.
preston prevails n n" iron and >IeeI coal and
s-i~s trade. aDd unless a Change for the better
soon comes TIE OUJo1h Tor hard winter is threat
eA.ns-
on the principle that st i better late than never
the decision az the Treasury 20 Institute a suit TO
recover Sl2tg0 from lie n1ndsmcn q capt. How
gal" - CoE .'S 70 L. commended II ANYTHING IS
10 cone oI Il. however. tlc ho1d-.aan must be rtr
sued with IA r. energy ti.au the euIprit.
While TIE cholera s.ei-ses Us from the East, the
yellow fear tlrc-;ons ON TIE SJuth. In Havana
i12 persons died during the past week from This
pcstlle-e- II l. fortunate That sollre stretch Of
SIT water separates Us from Lads where disease
aids Iicl SOL 10 ferI on.
The democrats made = good showing last nicht.
and deserve praise Tor Their large and or !cr.r de-
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ref but evi. results followed HJt even a run.-
WAY AJr5a
Major Ben: Percy Pores many friends IN Wash
iE-,rE Viii D. glad to learn that M has been sub
siaHt!4ly rc.atID5er.y! by Lls lifelong friend Tie
late senator Anthony, in the shape u u .c.,acy OF
$3.50
The republicans seem 10 Keep voting right along
Ia Name.