Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-12-11
BRIGHT BITS.

worth. the great Paris dressmaker. i
coming over to this country 70 lecture we
hope that be Is not coming with any biased
v1ewz--Bur1izgt0s Pre- Pres
NAN has Just died IN New York who
firmly believed &c was the devil. Doubtless
F,v this time he has found out that Il vas
case Of mistaken identity.-L0t1eN CiftseH-
SCHOOL BOARD OFFIcER-ssYou see. my GOOD
woman. your children must be educated
Mrs. Flana-an-'.FaiX. / see nOthin' OF the
koinds You an me hav' done vel enOG Wild
out it.''-Londou +asu-
my UNCLE says an old story teller. was
a very Uollte msn- " hen my uncle had come
10 she surface Of the water for the last time ne
smiled. lifted his hat. remarked, Ladies
ami gentlemen. excuse me" and down he
went 70 appear no more -Seuc York
Graphic.
Il WISH I was an owl said the young
lawyer as he gently felt the dimensions Of her
cause then 1 could stay up all night, you
know. dear" he replied. What would yOu
want 10 do such q ridiculous thing as that
for" she Uttered. 10 wit: To WOO"
Pitts5Erg CAr0aicls-
OFFICE. what Is the charge against this
Wlmausf asked the police Justice. " ihat
no won an. your Honor That's man lircssei
In vr0nan's q hes" ..HoW co yOu know"
- Why. Z watched him on the street ana ne
uassei four women with new winter cloass
on AID never once Turned TO look at fhem.
seventy five and costs '-Chieag0 Yeas
..WELL. WIFE" said Mr.. Kelly. OF Phila-
3elulia. 70 his better half. "lm bankrupt
"D.t ycu save anythlngt Not a hoo.eF.
Won sures@ quite sure sWell. you sre
mistaken. That old motor you have Deen
fol ~ with hasn't gone. and l,ll let II won't
90 either in s thousand years '-Lstr0lf RE-
Press.
OLD GENT: '.Ston, stop! Do you know
what vou are d0ings" Seedy stranger: . e,
SIR: but I cans help IL, sir. was aoout -
. steal Loaf Of bread. / am starving. slr.
NO. matter: cont Fou know that i you
should steal q loaf II bread you would be IN
urisOneds" '-1es. / know that; but what can
i ~ sin I must live '.Well. If yOu Viii
I seal take the whole bakery, and then you
can compromise with the proprietor
FrRsT OFFIcEg-"That was very mysteTi-
& Gus case Of suicide last night, wasn't IL he
was Young. well dressed and apparently Well
( to-d6. Not g bit ike the ordinary suicide
second oficer-'-I don't see that there was
a1vt6iuE cry mysterious ABOUT IT, u s.IHtA
E 81 ta-- j lTas q very ordinary case Bat
here was nothing found on MN @ inolctte
arv cause for the deed" "Oh. yes there
was'' Nv hat was it, his marriage GER
/ tlcate."
/ How II sometimes happens: i remember
! +bs te4nuarauce movement OF light years ago
I remarked the erudlte horse ear conductor II
Z had an acquaintance who was rapl.uy tecoul-
T ing addicted to drink" Ana dlu ne reform:
! asked the passenger. with an ara llnen dtlFe
I turn Of mind. He did; he signed the pledge.
I :. Ana kept it, For about week. linen De
I gor tight again. and; "And went 70 the
/ devil faster than ever! 1 knew it, "No. be
went ID C0ngress-change cars for East Lib
Z ertv.''-P itts5urg Times.
To MULE
( 4 weird phenomenon. o mule, art tnou.
one neIslve ear inclined toward the west,
I The other sCu'-sOu' east by little sou
The. acme explicate Of peace and rest.
But who can tell at what untOWard nOur
THY slumbering energy Will assert its func-
ton
( with lervid eloquence and awakening power.
Thv hfe-haw and thy heels IN Wlld conJunc-
ton:
/ War. Havoc and Destruction envy thee:
SOL kick the stufiug out OF Time and space:
As.crt rnvself. thou Child OF Destiny,
Til nature stands aghast with frightened
face.
| A greater marvel art thou than the wonder
/ OF Zeus from high Olympus launching thun-
dor. Ven Orleans PicIylHe.