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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19
SUNDAY PosToFFIUE HOURS,

On Sunday the postofice is open from April
list 10 october LIST, from To o u. m, and from
TO p, IN. from october lst TO April lst, trom
0 70 10 u M, and from TO 7 p. N.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19
'IhE BAUKUs WATER MOTOR

IhE BAUKUs WATER MOTOR
Is THR MOST
ECONOMICAL POWER KNOWN FOR
DRIylkG LIGHT MACHINERY.
lT TAKES nut LITTLE ROOM.
II NEVER OKrs oCT or REPAIR.
IT CAN NOT BLOw W..
IT REQUIRES NO FUEL.
IT NEEDS NO ENGINEER.
THERE IA NO DKLAY NO FIRIEO VI,
No AsHBs TO CLEAs W..
No EXTRA INSURANCE To FAY,
No RETAINING NECESSARY.
NO COAL BILLS To PAY, AND
Ir Is ALWAYS READY FOR UsB.
II Is invaluable tor Blowing Church Organs,
for Running Printing Presses, Sewing Ma.
chimes, Turning Lathes, Scroll Saws, Grind
stones COiiee Mills, sausage Machines, Feed
Cutters, Corn Mills, Elevators, Ice Cream
fr3ezers, Etc. Call at j. L.. Binkley's Grocery
store, corner East King and Duke streets, and
SEQ one In operation.
Fourhorso power at 10 pounds pressure OF
water. 1t Is noiseless, neat, compact, steady.
and above all IL Is yERYCHEAP. Price-sI5
to $500. Send tor circular to
Il. II. DILLER, Agt.,
NO. lh N. DUKE ST., LANCASTER, PA.
The Backus Motor will do more work with
less water than any other water motor In ex-
istence. augll 3md
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19

AXE YOU loRMENlEb WITH flIte
" "kidnCy.W Ort permanently cured mo OF
bleeding piles. Dr. W. e.. Kline recommended
1t Ia me.'-Geo. II. Horst, Cashier NJ. Bank,
MycTstOwn, Pa
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19
ARE YOU ToRMENTEp wlru pit


Kidney urt has done me moro good tina
any other remedy have ever taken"
Mrs. J. L. Galloway, xix FLAT, oregon.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19

ahEhs sPAiNPANACEA cures a pain in
man ana beast For use externally ami inter.
nally. 0'
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19

FOK SALE Ar UOUH
IN rams Drug store. No. lJ7 and l59 North
Queen Street, Lancaster, Ia.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19
LADIES. ARE you SUFFt

LADIES, ARE you SUFFERING
Kiincy-WOrt Curcd me OF peculiar trOu'
bic, of several years standing. Many friends
use and praise iL"-Mrs. II. LamOrCauX, Isle
La Motto, VI
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19


SUFFERING FROM DIABETES
"kidney-W ort Il the most successful remedy
have ever used. Gives almost Immediate re-
liet"-Dr. Phillip L. Ballou, Monkton, Vt
NAVE YOU LIVER COMPLAINT
hidney.Wort cured me OF Chronic Liver
Diseases after prayed TO die"-Hcury Ward,
late Col. 69th Nat, Guard, N. I.
IsYOuR BACK LAME AND ACulNG7
ktdney.Wort u bottlel cured me whom |
was 90 lame had to roll out of bed"
Z. NJ. Tumage, Milwaukee, Wis.
HAvEYou KIDNEY DIsEAsE2
kidney.Wort made me sound In liver aud
kidneys alter years OF unsuccessful doCto ng.
Its worth tlO "A box."-Saml Hodges, Williams
town, West Va
ARE you CoNsTIPATEDf
&" Kidney Wort causes easy evacuation AMI
cured me after 10 years use Ot other medicine
Nelson Fairchild, ST. Alpans, VI
IIhNElOU MALARIA
%kidney.MoTt has done better than any any
uco."-Dr. H. II, Clark, south Hero. VI
AXE YOU BILIOUS1
"Kidney-W " urt has done me more good than
any utncr remedy have ever taken"
Mrs. j. L. Galloway, tlk Flat, oregon.
ARE YOU TORMENTED WITH PILEsf
kidney.wort pormauently cured mo OF
1t tn me."-Geo. II. Horst, Cashier NJ. Bank,
MycrstOwn, Pa
ARE YOU RHEUM MhTISM RACkEp
ktdnCy-WOrt CurCd mo after was given
up to die 10y physicians AMI | uad suffered il
years. ElOridge MalComb, West Bath, Me.
LADIES, ARE you SUFFERING
kidncy-WO cured me OF peculiar trOu
bic, OF several years standing. Many friends
use and praise iL"-Mrs. II. LamOrCauN, Isl,
La Motto, VI
II you would Banish Disease aud Gain IIcaltl
take
KIDNEY-WORT,
THE BLOOD CLEANSER.
deCSeodSw
JvIDNES-wOKT FOR SALE Ar UOUH
N rams Drug store. No. lJ7 and lS9 SOrtl
Queen Street, Lancaster Ia.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19
rRAvxLxRs .uiDk.
4 (yORrwALL. LEHASOr q ovLEBKvO
~ VALLEY RAILROAD TlME.TABLE.

A (VNNWAIL. LEnAhON OvLEBNOO
~ VALLEY RAILROAD TlME.TABLk,
SOUTHWARK.
Trains leave Lebanon daily (eScopt sun
dhyD At $40 n. m, 1870 and 7!l6 -. IN.
Arrive at Cornw2l ut $40 ~ m, 1887 u IN
and It0 ", M; at cNnowago at T22 IA. M, liz,
anu sn 4. M, connecting with the rcnnsy
Vania railroad for points knst aud West.
roRrnwkRD.
Trains leave Conowago at 1850 H. M, $50 ana
80 y. M.
Arrive AT Cornwall at SIS A. M, AIS and GiS
y, mi at Lebanon at $50 "A. M. 4 30 and g:sS n.
~, connecting at Lebanon with Philadelphia
Recalling railroad for points Fast aud Wost,
and the Lebanon \ fremont branch tor ! ohn-.
town finegrovo and fremont
Tho $50 n. m. train VIII stop only ut Corn.
wall, Colobrook and BellRirO.
(NBLUmbiA y iOkT DDt,,-tp Ns,i.
~ Road TIME TABLE.
Trains nov run regularly on tho Column
q Port Deposit Railroad ON tho following
time!
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19

Hanover Accommodation wcst, connecting
at Lancaster with Niagara Express at ii5
viii run through 70 Hanover daily, except
sunday.
Frederick Accommodation, wost connecting
Il Lancaster with FU-i Limo, west Gt l:h, viii
run through to f-clgriCk-
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19

ARE IOU RHEUMATISM RACkEp
kidnCy-WOrt cured me after | was given
up to die 10y physicians and | uad suffered il
ycaTs."-ElUTidge MalCOmb, West Bath, Mo.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19

THE BLOOD CLEANSER.
deCSeodSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-08-19
KIDNEY-WORT,

Ii you would Eanisn Disease aud Gain lcalt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
The Sarcastic Young Woman,

Insuferable though the giggling, gushing
girl may be, she is angelic when compared
with her sarcastic sister The sarcastic
girl is, in some instances, the product Of
h1sty or illadyised compliment paid her by
some thoughtless admirer on her making
some spiteful criticism, or some rude re-
mark concerning an acquaintance OF com
pauiOn.
She has not the ability to distinguish be-
tween impudence and satire, and it is an
easy task to convince her thatillbred rude
mess OF speech is the perfection OF irony
and that to say Spiteful and unpleasant things
10 everybody she meets is sure To win her
he reputation OF being sarcastic. She
eagerly CultivaieS her lancied talent, not
allowing an opportunity to exercise 1t to
pass unimproyed and she generally sue
rteds in making herself heartily diSliked by
those who are unfortunate enough TO be
numbered among her acquaintance.
Young men who are generlly sensitive
20 ridicule avoid her Systematically. She
attributes this 10 the wholesome fear in
which she is held. The family think her
brilliant when every one else pronounces
her insulting. Her sarcasm generally de-
generates into insolence, and she is regar-
ded as a pest. Without friends, she be-
comes lonely and dissatisfied, but is still
far from GUESSING the true reason Of her for
lorn state, for she cannot estimate its dlsa-
CreeaL,e effect upon others.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
DbetIias 8ssisttr
FRIDAY. oCTosAa "a, Iss4.
A wINooW,PANE ROMANCE.
How the Son of n Wealthy Boston Mill
Owner Won a Pretty Wife.

How the Son of n Wealthy Boston Mill
Owner Won q Pretty Wife.
A perfect frostwork of diamond scratches
obscure the glass panes in three of the big
parlor windows of the Continental Hotel
overlooking Chestnut street.
Didn't you know this beforeY' said the
clerk, "Wby, nearly everybody with dia
mond ring stopping here scratches his or
her name on one of these window-psnes. 1t
is the proper thing to do. Some very little
romances could be written about these win
dows, but the secrets they hold are not to be
read on the cold window.panes.
Notice up here these two names, around
which runs the line Of leaves. First is
scratched, in q woman's hand: Lizzie a.
Cook, 1882. Under her name, engraved in
bold letters, is that of George H. Wright,
l43i Columbus avenue, Boston, Mass. Inc
circle Of leaves was scratched by the young
man, who one rainy day, as he told me
stood at this window looking at the street,
Led by idle curiosity, he began TO read the
names written on the window panes. Then
be noticed their pecuiarities. He tancied
that the handwriting OF a person indicated
by their character and disposition. This
name by itself at the top caught his eye
and captivated him and he wrote his name
and address under hers and drew the circle
around them.
Two OF three months later Miss Cook
again came to Philadelphia and stopped
here. She was the only child Of a Pitts
burg glass manufacturer Her mother was
dead and a sister OF her father chaperoned
her In one OF her idle moments she looked
for her name on the window.pane, and
found it coupled with a mans. A few
weeks after she returned to Putsburg she
received letter from Mr.. Wright, and they
were married at her home last Christmas.
Her husband is the son of u wealthy Massa-
Chusetts mill owner
Now do you refuse to believe that there
may De much more of love, romance and
mystery in these carelessly scratched names
than appears al first SightY
Before going the gentleman with specta-
cles carefully scratched his initials with the
point of a penknife.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24


and UNCHANGED. Flo.r-Sieady and IN,
changed. Wheat Qaiet; No red 1850
1910: receipts a5Oa bushels: shigments
SOC bushels. Cora-Dull; No. sic
Oats-Weaker Mt 2fG42T,c. kSe-Firmer
At 55I@56c. Barley-ln fair demands
extra No. 3 fall 72@f3c. Pork-Dull at
sl5 IS. Lard-Dull at 81 90. Bulk Meats
Quiet. and unchanged. Bacon-Quet
and unchanged. Whisky-Steady at 81 IL.
Butter-Quiet and unchanged. Eggs-Flrm
at zoe. Cheese-Firm and unchanged.
Baltimore.
BALTIMORE, October 23-Flour-Quiet
and unchanged. Wheat-Western dull and
easy; No. 2 winter red spot 82@S2sc;
November s2s@S3c; December S4t@S4ac;
January s6s@S6sc. Coru-Western dull
and nominal 0ais-Qmet and steady.
kye-Steady at 62d65e. Hay-Easy.
PIovisions-Dull and nominal Butter
Unchanged; western 20@22c. Eggs
Quiet; western l9@2Oc. Petroleum-Firn;
refined 73@7:c. Cohee-Dul!; Rio cargooeS
ordinary to fair 9@93c. Sugar-Steady;
A soft 6sc Copper-Reiined quiet at
l2@l2ic Whiskl-SteadY at 81 1870
| 10.
Philadelphia.
PHILADELPHIA. October 23. - Flour
Nominally unchanged. Wheat-Opened
finn, but cIc sed weak; No. 2 red October
SlJG S2lc; November, S2i@S2sc; Decem-
Der, sale S4Sc; January, s6i@S6c. Corn
Options weak; car lots in moderate de-
n and; No. 3 mixed 56!@jI4c; steamer
high mixed sc; sail mixed October 81
@,jSc; November 5l4@j2c, December 46
647c; January 45@47c. Oats-Firm; re
iected mixed Roc; rejected white Sic; No. 3
white 81 &C., No , white 32!c.
Toledo.
ToLEDO. O., October % - Wheat
Quiet and weak; No. red cash and Octo-
Der 72c; November re bid; December
73Ic; January &c; May s3c; No. 2 soft
soc asked. Corn-Wesk; No cash and
October sic asked; November Ale asked;
January SIZE. Oats-Dull; No. 2 cash
26lc; October 26c. Clover Seed-Dull and
steady; prime cash 81 10: October and
November 81 40 bid; December 81 II!
bid. 81 IL asked.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24

IS 10; Doc key on common cut; barrel,
Il inch, $3 50; II inch 81 10; I inch
"a 50; inch. IS 81, I inch, $s IS
ming, ineh 81 90, 1 inch, - 55; finish
ing, 3 inch and over. s. 50; inch. 3 8 so,
/, ~ 40; casing and box. Doc per keg over
common cut; fine blued, Sd, s. so;
cut spikes, all sizes, g rs; boat spikes, all
sizes, % Is; roofing nails. iron. So over
common cut; iron galvanized, % 80 over
common cut; iron timed, 81 30 over
common cut.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
MEpscals
aIHaYe NufFered.-

With every disease imaginable for the
asst three years. Our
Druggist, 7. J. Anderson, recommending
Hop Bihers" to me,
used two bottlesi
Am entirely cured, and heartily recon-
mend Hop Htters to every one J. ID
Walker. Buekner, No.
write this as
Token of the great appreciation have o.
your Hop
Bitters was afflicted
With ntammatory rheumatisu!!!
For nearly
Seven years, and no medicine seemed to
do me any
Goodl!l
Until tried two bottles OF your Hop Bit
tiers, and to my surprise i am as well to-day
as ever was. hope
You may have abundant success
I'm this great and
Valuable medicine:
Anyonel wishing to know more
about my cure?
eau learn by addressing me, E. NJ.
Williams, llO3 18th street. Washington,
D. c.
i consider your
Remedy the best remedy In existence
For Indigestion, kidney
-C0@pidia.
And nervous debility. / have Just
Returned
From the south in fruitless search for
health, and find that your Bitters are doing
me more
GCodl
Than anything else;
4 month ago | was extremely
"Emaciatedl!'
And scarcely able to walk Now am
Gaining strength! and
Flesh
And hardly day passes but what am
4
complimented on my improved appearance,
and it is all due to Hop
Bittersl J. Wickliffe Jackson,
Wilmington, Del.
g. None genuine without 4 bunch OF green Hop
on the white Label Shun all the vile, poisonous
stuf with Hop" or "Hops" in their name.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24

GoyERSxENrs-StrOng and higher.
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PETkuLh.UM.
htfshurR,

Pittsburs.
PITTsBURG. October 23.-Tn the after
noon prices were somewhet irregular; ad-
vsnced to I3Sc; broke TO II 3c, and closed at
T2sc.
OIL City.
OH Cry, October 23.-Natioual Tran
sit certificates opened at 73c; highest 74c;
lowest 7lsc; closed at 724c. Sales, 2.4I9-
900 barrels clearsnceS $4,000 barrels;
runs 1862 barrels; shipments CLIP
barrels; charters lS,S09 barrels Oil Citi
Oil Exchange stock, $3.50 bid, $500 asked.
Bradford.
BEADFoRD, October 23.-Crude 0il-Uni
ed and tide water runs Wednesday 6S,-
49, barrels; total shipments 9S,735 barrels;
barriers lS,S09 barrels; clearances 1852
900 barrels; National Transit certificates
dull slightly weaker; market openedapan-
,chv at lie.
Titusyille.
TITUSylLLE, Pa, October 23.-Nation.
al transit certificates opened at 73c; high
st 74c lowest, lie closed, 72lc. Ship
pents for the entire oil regions 1913 bar
rels; charters for the entire oil regions lS,-
SGg. The shipments and runs from this
place represent the entire shipments and
runs that is those of the National Transit
Company and Tdewater Company COM
bined. A Butler, Pa, special to
he Titusville Herald gives the fol-
lowing morning gauges Of wells in the
Thorn Creek district; Christie. ll6 barrels;
Phillips No. |, IS; No. ,, s.; Counors,
lG8; Phillips No. ;, 5. Total, 4l9. At
this rate the whole fields doing 1906 bar
rels a day. The Armstrong No ,, to the
south of the great Phillips gusher, is re.
polted to be p feet in the sand, with little
or no showing OF oil. lfthis is really fact
il goes great way towards condemuing the
field and Substantiates, in a marked degree
she opinion the trade has held Tor the last
bree or four DAYS. A prominent oil man,
however. in an interview with Herald re-
porter said he doubted the truth OF the
story. He had scout at the well, bnt had
received no information of that tenor. The
market today was very nuiet, trading being
almost exclusively confined to the floor,
and it would seem that the mauipu'
lators who have been working the market
during the past week are resting from their
!ahorS and watching the course of develop
ments in the new field. The failure of one
or two wells, or even il that plumber Of
wells in important positions should happen
10 come in small, 90c or 81 90 oil would
be- ensured. Carrying rates this morning
arc very low, down to % and 30 ceaDs.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24

CINCINNATI, October 23.-Cotton-Ste
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24

THE STATE Or WEST VIRGINIA. OHIO
j county. In the Circuit Court u Ohio county,
West Niginis, Octobsr kulss, 1854
Jane, MCKINLEY
vs.. 10 A~ump-iL
John Grey. J
The object Of ihi, suit 10 10 rcov~ from Jshs
Grey the o "a, with interest At per cent,
Ih"'ern from pcC"mbcr ~, 1882, h~ins the amount
due Janes Mc''inley from John Grey on psoai.-
~ory note executed ny sid Grey on noccuirr 10
1857 and pay able with interest at per cent nine
zen months after is date, 70 said Mckinney OF or.
del aud also IN subject 10 the lien OF slntias at
ruchment IN this ease the following real estate, 10
Wit; Part OF lot No. 81. In Chapllnc and Est
addition 90 tn city Of Wheeling. In that part 81 katd
lily called Center wheeling, desrribcd AZ fo'lous -
vii lsRinnlrg ats point on the east side OF Ecn
street S feet from the north -crst corner Of Eon ani
Twenty -iourh streets and In the se-t lla' Of aid
lot anil running thence in q nor,hrriy ERECTION
With the cast side Of Eod street ~ feet tb ACE
hing lack In an easteTly direction IRON ~ street
parallel With the north and souih line ol all lot I'd
m alley IN tho Of the lot thence alt the wc>t
side OF the alley In southefly direction - ct aot
ihcn,c with line parallel 10 the north and souih
lines Of aid lot 10 the beginning, said 70, bring
,iuass the norih east corner 81 Eod and r~c9Iy-
fouTth streets. And also 10 subject the building on
aid lo' to the lien Of plalntir,, attachment. Add
4 Appearing from affidavit hled IN this cause, 81
these rules that the defendant, John Grey, u not
resident OF the state Of West Virginia, and h. not
the motion 81 the plaintiff by his attorney, this or.
der Il publication j. entered against him, and u 10
ordered that the said defendant, John Grey, 10 TO
quircd 10 appear herr within one month alter the
date 81 the brst publication Of this orie' and 10
What l. necessary TO protect his interest: u y
further ordered that this order D. published sni
posted ~ required by Law.
Witness, John W. Mitchell, Clerk Of saidfCourt,
II the court house 81 said county, this 9Th day u
u iObrr. 1884, to-wit; October RULES 1884
JOHN W. MITCHELL, Clerk.
Published the hr-t time October ., 1874
Attest JOHN w. MITCHELL Clefk.
J"us q PrSDLsros, Attorney fof PiLnuh
UFaozst
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
4 Quiet Life.

Yes, he remarked to his friend, since
=
Telegram, sir interrupted his cleIk,
Wabash up one point.
Wire Smith to sell 10000. As | was
about to remark, since -
Another telegram sir, again inter
rupted the clerk. II MON Pacific is down
three points.
Order Smith to buy 800. Yes, since
=
Mr.. Wilson wants to know whether you
sill be at the bank meeting this afternoon,
interrupted the clerk for the third time.
I'm going down at once, tell him As |
vas about to say he continued, since |
retired from active business | have never
felt better in all nv lie
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
Trustees Sale,

IvNpER AND ny VIRTUE or THE PRO
visions Of decree II the ,lreuit Court OF Ohio
county, made aud entered on thfllth day oi Octo-
ter, ls>I, In cause IN yhsncery therein pcnling.
where n George knoslcs and tdaari knoslrs we're
plaintiffs, snd the Nail city Building and Loan As.
>ociaion and others ARE defendants, VIII, - d.
re,tsd ny aid decree, prN,erd 20 sell, NJ the front
DAY, the ilTU DAY OF NOVEMBER, 1884 COM
nSnsirg at 10 o'clork . IN, the highest aud brst
bidder at public auction, the life estate OF Catherine
kHowicS ia the follow nc de-ribci property, thai L.
tusy iity feet ~quarc ol the west eud OF that
OF OF parcel OF ground situate IN the addition tothe
civ Of Nhecling which Sss LAID out by Moses W.
~ apliuc aud 9th, and designated IN the plat al
aida dinn q, LOT numbered lorty -nine ttsl, being
all that part lying hcI~ren the western boundary 81
sld 'ot Snd aud a line drawn parallel 20 and hity
~ fr,m the sane boundary Ecro-s said lot from
nth to south together With alt the improvements
Their on and appuItcnanCss theryLp belonging.
lEIs~ ~ SALh-CASH, j. WOODS
cell Trustee.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
T,Ling Cara of the Sick

oh, dear" sighed the farmers wife,
YEARLY, as she dropped into a chair after a
hard day 5 work. Il feel lust as II l was
going to be sick. Ny head throbs, and my
back aches dreadfully, and
BY gosh" interrupted the farmer, start
ing up and Selling his hat, that reminds
me. | forgot to give the two-year-old colt
his condition powders tonight an he's
been a wheezin' all day" aud he hurried to
IL horn
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
4 EraNR .Inkn

Il see that the cholera has finally reached
this country" remarked an undertaken
wife TO her husband.
, No; you don't say so" he exclaimed
with great interest. Where has 1t
startedY'
In Illinois. Its hog cholera.
This little Joke so annoyed the undertaken
that he sat as still as a corpse all the rest
or the evening
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
GeueaIoGy and Grief.

'.Yes. brethren" SAYS the clergyman who
is preaching the funeral sermon, Our de-
ceased brother was cut down in a single
night-,orn from the arms of his loving
wife. who is thus LEFT disconsolate widow
at the early age Of - years
twenty-five if you please" sobs the
widow, in the front pew, emerging from her
handkerchief for an instant"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
Greater Value Received.

4 minister's wife said to her husband:
1T seems unjust that lawyer should re-
ceiye 800 or more for obtaining divorce,
while you often do not get more than - for
performing q marriage ceremony.
at does seem little unjust, the good
man assented mildly" but still, in the case
Of the lawyer, the value received is good
deal greater
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24

'I'O THE CREDITORS or PHILIP METIsYK
j decreased: In pursuance Of decree II the
Cbtuii Cou.t Of Ohio county. West Virginia, nds
Of The said Ihnp Metyner 10 the payment Of his
drb', you are reguirrd 70 pre~ent your eiairns
agsnst The estate Of the aid Philip Msinsr, Zoe ID
Indication 20 Joscph Il. PAUL. com mIs.caer st his
1icc, No 1910 Cbapline street In the city u Whe~i.
ing Ohio county. West virEnia on OF before saiur.
iar. tho 2uh day Of November, iSA.
witness. John W. Mitchell, Csrk OF said ooun
'"' ~" JOIN ". MIIoHRLL
oeIg.sxv Gsrk
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
One Hymn That was Sung with yigor.

At a recent Sunday school meeting in
Chicago a lOng-winded clergyman con-
sumed too much Of the time with wordy
address. When he sat down the leader Of
the meeting unwittingly announced the
hymn beginning "Hsllelujah! It's done"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
Running Away with the Coachman
Sprmqa,'d Cnpsiai.

oh. husband husband Fanny has run
away with the cOachman.
Good, good. It's all the fashion my
dear. Now we will be the talk of the town,
and our names viii be in Ill the papers.
But YOU don't understand"
Yes, do. And I'm glad Of it, | tell
you." ~,
But don't mean our daughter Fanny"
who the deuce do you mean, them
Why, the new horse, Fanny.
ooh, thunder is it as bad as that?
Where's my hat? Quick! This is a pretty
moss
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
What His Rnsinnss Was.

"Will you want sample room. siFY in
quired hotel clerk Of guest who had just
registered.
NO sill" was the prompt reply. 81 am
a lawyer, sir; not a drummer. / am not
selling merchandise. am selling brains.
"Ah! | see, said the clerk "0f course
you don't want sample room when you
don't carry any samples
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
LIVE STOCK.


The markets. only fairly supplied this week
Messrs. Hudson & Bavhs furnished the fol
lowing quotations, which are the same a.
last week
Cattle, 81 OO@3 20 for all kinds
Hogs, fair supply; 3!S42c per 10.
Sheep, none sold.
Calves, 81 OO@6 90.
LAMBS, 2@4c per ID.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-10-24
Fearful Blood Poison !

t.r. 1n ug farm has been cared OF a fearful
l... . ..t poison ~ the use Of three bottles o.
81 $50 ,.ay ANDREW J. H1wARD,
Forsyth, ia, Aug. ;, 1884,.