The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1884-02-02
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Ladies' OF fashion staryo their hap,
piness 10 feed tholr vanity, and their
love 10 feed their pride. Colon
There Ia no suror mark OF tho ab.
sonco OF the highest moral and intel
loctual qualities than II cold reception
OF excellence. Chicago Journal.
"A young woman went into u libra.
ry In School Street, Boston, aud asked
for "Mnn ~ lIo ls.n "rhat is out, "
replied tho librarian, "but wo have
Woman as She Should 30. '"-Bost0n
Post
--"What shall wo do with our old
clolhosp" asks newspaper writer, lie
should savo them until he starts daily
papor TO MI u long.folt want, He will
need them soon aiterward, Norris.
torn Hcrdd,
Lot those whO've ofton sworn OF before,
Aud failed ~ slok, swear OF once more,
What II they've Oft resolved nnd trppodp
They y0t may stand no moro 10 fall,
'Tla bUttor % have tried ana slipped
Than never 10 have tried ~ nll ,-,
AT u Pittsburgh dog fight. jim, m
imported dog, shut his tooth through
ono OF tho hapdlors' hands. IIo cut
tho dogs throat, and nm iron pokor had
10 bo used 10 pry open tho dead dogs
mouth PaiSbUrgh Post.
Those opera managers aro shrowd,
Th0y start tholr people from the other
sIdo ono n day, Then II Is tclcgraphod
that Mmo, Ycllthoroofolf has sailed, and
all tho papors publish H. Whom she
arrives the fact Ia announced, aud the
whole gang secures hcap Of advor-
tlsing for tho show altogether. Boston
Post
--Wo heard ono lady tolling OF IN.
othor whose bonnet blow OF The other
day, and sho did not discover II until
sho got homo, Tho narrator Of this lu-
odont seemed 10 look upon Il ~ u worry
singular occurrences but when ladies
persist In wearing u postage stamp for
boad covering wo don't think II NJ all
remarkable, --Boston Times.
"A medical Journal asks "ls tho 70,
section Of tho oaroinomntus pylorus q
usthablc oporation" II IL not, under
any circumstances People who have
rcsectod tho caronomatus pyloras have
lived 10 regret II tho longest day they
lived, Roll II In Indian meal aud fry
II, aud II Is perfectly lustIliablo opera
tIop, aud boardors don't klok half a'
much. -Ptoks Sun,
"A man rushed up 10 woman look
Ing In u show window, aud grnspng
bor by tho arm, angrily exclaimed
"Comc ON I'm tired Of waiting for
YOU" Thon noticing ho had made a
mistake, ho drOw back with 20, bog
your pardon, madam, mlslook you for
my wlit." ~ thought so," sho m.
sworod with soornful sneer, and
passed. on Merchant .Irdvoicr.
--"Ah, old fellow" said gontlo.
man, meeting another, "so you arc
married nj last Allow mo 10 congrat.
ulate you, for hear you have an OK.
collont and accomplished wife" III
have, indeed" was tho reply, "sho ID
80 accomplished Why, sir, she Ia por.
footly at home In literature, nj home In
muafc, NJ home In arti nj home In sol.
ence--ip short, NJ home everywhere.
except t----" "lSxocpt whatp' "Er-
cept NJ home, " Boston Post
Ono little slS.year.old Of my 40.
quaintanoo recently took the hcnd Of
tho dinner table In tho absqnce OF his
father, and grayoly bending his head,
said 'graoo" BY repeating "lloy did.
dlesdiddle, the ont and tho fiddle, the
COW jumped over the moon" nor could
he understand the laughter Of tho as.
sombled guests, lie had heard his father
say grace, and, thinking something must
be said, made good the lack 20 far M
hs could. -Lippinoou.