The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-01-15

When they will hold another hen con-
vention2
What Frank Hughes will take for his
picture?
If the ladies will allow Lstour TO play
wall flower tonight?
If George Miller has not a saw and
buck for sale cheap?
If Joe Tewksbury will get Sired"
from the leap year party tonight?
If Alderman Bosserman, as acting
mayor, has not got his hands full?
If certain drug clerk isn't sick unto
death of Fred Van Camps dude hat?
The reason everybody gets their holi-
day outfits at Farnham & Gilman's?
Why Alderman Sinclair wants to sell
his sleigh while he can loan il just as well?
How much a prominent citizen paid
Jake Baker to take the two damsels 10 the
theatre?
What two young ladies went sleigh
riding with hand sled on Fourth street
Tuesday?
If the tanks of the community should
not be rendered 10 the water works In this
emergency?
How S. NJ. Morrison, of Denver, hap
pened to attend the Ohio Street Methodist
church last night?
The nature of the remarks made last
night by Second street "hash singer" TO
8 certain printer?
If the advent of certain "Tea gown"
in this city won't break the staid Presby-
terrain ladies all up?
If the weather this week isn't general
~ considered an agreeable contrast 10 the
weather of last week.
III the man on east Sixth street who
feeds his calf on egg-nog really believes 1t
next TO its mothers milk?
If he who rent his panialoOns
And had a pair To borrow,
Did not Jelieve the Leap \ ear bah
Had brought his "hOpie)s' to sorrow?
If the jurymen who wanted to give
Mrs. Wager $4,000 damages did not vote
against the court house?
Who were the young men at the leap
year ball who were 90 distressingly anxious
to be taken right home to ma?
What Martin J. Hubble was trying to
do with the stove In room forty-three Gar
rison house yesterday morning?
If certain prominent East Sedalia
citizen does not present q commanding APP
pearance in high topped boots?
If all the gentlemen mentioned in the
widow S dream feel complimented like one
met by reporter last night?
Ii Ed. Steininger can tell who the
modest scientific electrician was at fash
ionable Sedalia boarding house?
The names of the two public school
teachers who made fruitless trip to the
country in quest of a place to pull candy?
What Gsorge Miller proposes to do
with his saw and buck, and how much
wood he has sawed since he became a bene-
dict?
If Mr.. Joe Sicher wasn't a little un-
prepared for the demands which a certain
guest at the Leap Year ball made upon his
wardrobe?
How much an "organ" is worth that
can only play two or three tunes, and
whether a new "crank" has lately been OBJ
tanned?
III the two youthful benedicts who met
at the hospital yesterday afternoon were not
exuberant in their expressions Of the joys
of married life?
Why the authorities DO not enforce the
ordinance relating to the shoveling of
snow from sidewalks within twenty-four
hours after falling?
If Ed Small did not forget that the
ladies were the only ones who were allow
ed to show their gallsntry CD at the Leap
Year party Thursday evening"
If the six commercial travellers stop
ping at the Eads hotel at Warrensburg
were hot when they read the paper saying
that they 1.-THE drummers) know more than
the heads of their respective houses: