Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-02-04
ALL SORTS.

GLOW old are you," said an ancient dame to
grinning little rpot. ''Well, if I goes by what
mudder says, is most ten, but if goes by de fun
Use had, Use most hundred" o! that all could
measure their years in this way, but how many
measure them by long night watches, and almost
fatal coughing spells, which could have been cured
by bottle of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup taken in sea-
son.
The first round dance originated with Adam when
. he sat down on Il hornet.
Why continue the use of remedies that only re-
lieve, when Ely's Cream Balm, pleasant of appca-
ton and for Catarrh Hay Fever and
Cold in Head can be had for SOC.
j Apply into nostrils with the finger.
/ can safely recommend Ely's Cream Balm for the
Icure of Catarrh, Cold in the head, etc. Before l
have used the first bottle L purchased 1 find myself
cured At times l could scarcely smell anything
and had headache most Of the time. Henry Lilly,
\ gent for the American Express Co., Grand Haven
Mich.
have used Elys Cream Balm for dry Catarrh,
and found it most eflicacous 1t has proved cure
in my b. F. NJ. Weeks, Denver, Colo.
To conlde too much is to pnt your lemons into
another mans sqneezer.
One voice all over the land goes up from mothers,
that says, "My daughters are feeble and sad with
no strength, all of breath and life at the least
exertion. What do for them?' The
swer is simple and full of hope One to four weeks
use of Hop Bitters will make them healthy, rosy,
sprightly, and cheerful.
1t is said employment in powder mill tends to
elevate
Cured of spasms-''I am well and happy again.
says fair correspondent, Miss Jennie p Warren
40 W. Van Buren, ST., Chicago, H., 'your Sanar-
itan Nervine cured me of spasms'
A workman is known by his chips, and barber
is known by his shavings
Every person to be real success in this life must
have speciality that is, concentrate the abil-
tiles of body ano mind on some one pursuit. Bur-
dock Blood Bitters, have their specially as a com
plete and radical cure of dyspepsia and liver and
kidney affections.
A socitous mother of Albany is teaching her
young daughter history ''wth all the painful parts
left OUT
Avoid cheap good The Hop Plaster cures pains
and aches where other plasters simply relieve, %
cts. at all drug stores.
81 do wish cattle would grow larger" sighed
Chicago belle; my shoes pirch my feet 500
Castoria.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castora,
When she was "a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she Miss, she chung to Castora,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
An icy pavement is a sure sign of an early fall
and late spring.
MAID OF ORLEANs.-Sweet-hearts and wives,
lovers and husbands, don't forget the benefit derived
from the of Hatch's Februge Mixture when you
were young and in your maturer years. The uni
versa testimony is, Its the best Cough Medicine
1t costs but % try it, and is for sale at all
the stores.
Senator Malone is so thin that he can hide be-
hind his to escape gust of wind.
SAMsoN's LEGS AND LOCKS. = When Delilah
clipped off Samson's locks that mighty athlete at
once became ''as other men,. If it could be proved
that the possession of luxuriant hair would enable
men to tear open lions jaws, Hiscox Co. would
be driven wild in the effort to supply enough OF
Parker's lair Baisam 10 meet the demand. As il
is the Balsam prevents your hair from falling out
and restores the original color if faded gray. Be
sides it is great addition to the toilet table simply
as dressing.