Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1884-10-04
POLITICAL PTCX1NGs.
Mr.. cLEysLASp's PROTESTS.

lie knows | used to be Sheriff.
And Mayor of Buffalo. too:
And for him To be WaggiDg dog Ike that,
1T isn't the thing for TO do;
Now yon
Know that IL sh ruldn't be so. but it's true.
When he was Governor. was boy;
And Senator learned was he:
When he ran for Vice President conldn /
vote.
And that's why he goes and wags me;
You
He makes weight with his long pedigree.
would like to show mon am grateful:
| would France and cxult in my gec.
In pantomine Joyous IN tail would wag.
But the tail-ii gets H. and wags me,
You'll agree.
He ways me-, though ought to wag he.
So lit on my launches and wonder,
And really wish that knew
Whether am the Watchdog they say that
Or blooming. long-tailed kangaroo;
For do
Look more like big kangaroo.
Robert J. Bnrdetts.
A DUpE's BUSY DAY.
Jaw, my dcah frllah. come around
to the club and smoke cighweitr
with me-
"Cawn't do it, m'boy LIS time, aw,
to start fob the fox hunt, you know E"
We'll, aw, We know. that won't take
all day, my deab fellah'
mo, but after that promised to
play game of poo, y'know.'
"Aw, then after that? ="
81, aw. must 60 to my tMllah. We
know, fob half a dozen new suit>. We
Ityn "a IL NINA
times, We know"
Then come this evening"
"Cawn't, got an engagement then
too"
why, what foh?'
ITO speak to an. aw, independent
aw, anti. Blaine meeting. aw. Taia.'
THE RACE QUESTION IN NORTH CARO-
LIMA.
A strawberry blonde mulaio ran for
Congress in North Carolina village,
but WAS defeated. Here is what the
local paper has 10 say about the
victory "Once more the children of
the conqueror and the descendants OF
Alfred aud Edward glory in their
ancestry, and Hing the standard Of
supremacy to the fragrant brcezes of
the Inland, and the shouts of the
victorious and unconquerable Cauca-
sian ascend in a grand d'apason TO the
eternal throne of liberty. tits believed
that when all the precincts are heard
from Colonel Jones will have defeated
the Sencgamblan by at least seventy
five votes.'
REPROyING HIS son.
Pa" Ny son, what is that you arc
drawing on your slsic?"
Little Tom-"Oh. ii's only fun"
"Whst kind Of fun ="
Political"
Political chs Well, what does it
represenl9'
"Oh, nothing much. It's only a lick
AT the independent party"
You ought 10 be ASHAMED, my son. .
to strike at little thing like that
Fake II party Of youI size."-Phiiaaes.
phia CaN
John Gibbons, an eloquent Irish.
American of Chicago, who has been a
life long Democrat, is supporting
Blaine. He says The question is
often asked now. How can you vote
for II, publican and yet, strange n
il may seem, the solution Of that ques.
ton is not so difficult " is the question,
why was ever IL Democrat"
FREE TRADE AND FOREIGN BEER.
The Eaglish now build refrgeraiine
ships, and they make beer 30 cheap
| that they could hi ing il over here-the
hes, beer of Bavaria and B ,hcmla. and
even British bcer--and sell il alta good
profit FIR So so barrel. The opera.
tion of the Morrison Tariff bin would
knock the brewers of the West all 10
pieces.
KNEW IT ALL.
Jones' But can Smith he trusted?
Does he know anything about poll.
,icss"
Brown" He ia polite"
Jones =" That's sufficient, To be
polite is to know all there is in poll
,ics."- Boston Transcript.
NOT THAT SORT.
Pa" asked 4 little boy, which
saint WAS il that said, Take litIlr
wine for the stomach's sakeE"
st Paul, believe"
II thought il WAS st, John"
No. ST. John is Prohllitionisl."
SNORT OF MONEY.
| l, is reported that the supporters of
ST John are greatly discouraged
because OF their inability To raise even
moderateslzed campaign fund
They have no, even enough cash to
pay the campaign orators.
BEN's HACKERS
why do they call Butler the Green
back candidate, fstL,ry Is his back
greene
NO. my child; there is nothing
green about Brn-oply bis hackers are
green. lifted Observer
| SHORT BITS.
Mr. Butler is xlMnys attended Dy a