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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
An Extraordinary Offer.
To All Wanting Employment.

We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents In
every county in the United States and Canada, to
sell patent article Of great merit, ON IT'S NIER-
IT'S An article having large sale, paying over
100 per cent. profit, having no competition, and
which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale
by deed given for each and every county he may
secure from us. With all these advantages to our
agents. and the fact that it is article that can
be sold to every houseowner, It might not be ne
cessary to make an 'sextraordnary offer'' to Sc
cure good agents Mt once, but we have concluded
to make it to show, not only our confidencei in the
merits of our invention, but in its stability by
any agent that will handle it with energy. Our
agents now at work are making from $3.50 to $500
a month clear. and this fact makes it safe for us
TO make our offer to all who are out of employ
mont. An agent that will give our business
thirty days. trial and fail to clear at least 500 in
this time, above all expenses can return all goods
for them. Any agent or General Agent who would
like ten or more countyes and work them
throgh sub-agents for ninet days, AMI fail to
clear at least $3.50 bove all expenses, can return
employer of agents ever dared to make such Of.
fers, nor would we if we did not know that we
have agents that make more than double the
amount we guaranteed, and but two sales day
one OF our agents took eighteen orders in one day
Our large descriptive circulars explain our offer
fully, and these wish to send to everyone out of
EN- loyment who will send US three one cent
sta Fps for postage. Send at once and secure the
ag ncy in time for the boom, and go to work the
te' MS named in our extraordinary offer. We
aid like the address ofall the agents, sewing
machine solicitors and carpenters in the country,
and ask any reader of this paper who reads this
offer, to send at the name and address of all
such they know. Address ut once, or you Will lose
the best chance ever offered to chose out OF
piemoy ment to make money.
RENNER MANUFACTURING Co.,
1Smlthfeld St, Pittsburgh Pa
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
Money and MatrimOny.

A young man who had good oppor-
tunity to invest his money in a remu-
nerative commercial enterprise, wentto
his father to get a few necessary point
ers. After explaining to the old gen
tleman the many advantages offered
him in the enterprise, he said in some
doubt:
on know my business capacity, ia
ther. Do you think I have the neces-
sary qualifications?''
= will tell you, my son, replied the
honest old merchant, ''with your pres
ent qualifications you cannot help but
accrue considerable wealth in this ven
ture, but you stand in need of one thing
to become immensely wealthy
s'And what is that, father?'' asked
the young man.
my son, You stand in need Of a
''But what has a wife to do with my
success in business?'' asked the sur
prised son.
1t has heap to do with it, my boy, y
replied the experienced merchant.
.'When your business increases on your
hands, and you are obliged to carry
heavy stocks bought on long time, you
will find it extremely to your interest
to fail, and in that event, my son, YOU
will need a wife, to whom you can
transfer all your property and your
money M Do you comprehend, my
son?'' s
The young man comprehended, and
Immediately took unto himself that
necessary commercial adjunct known
as 9 wife. Scissors.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
Altruisn Among Animals.

Nearly all the creatures are ready
to risk their lives for their offspring,
but only balloons and wild hogs, and
sometimes wild black cattle, are apt to
brave death in the interest of a wound
ed comrade. At my summer house,
near Mount Vale Springs, Tenn, I have
half-grown Chacma baboon, who de-
tends her fellow monkeys from all real
and imaginary danger with prompt
ness of action that is often mistaken
for gratuitous ferocity, though at heart
the young African is as affectionate as
a lap-dOg. She has elective affinities,
and if her next relative, an infant Rhe-
sus monkey, is collared by a stranger,
Jenny jumps forward with a force al.
most sufficient to snap her stout wire
chain, but even her rival, a vicious old
bonnet macaque, cannot be leased
with impunity; and if attempt to
force him into his sleeping cage, Jenny
at once serves an Injunction by grab
bling my shirt sleeves and uttering q
sort OF coug ching grunt. She has the
boldness of her species rather than of
her years, but there are moments when
the promptings of altruism so entirely
supersede the instinct Of fear that she
will fly at the throat of deer-hound or
any similar brute, whom she would
hardly dare to defy in defense of her
personal rights. Judging from her dis
position, 1 can fully credit Capt. Bald
wins assertion that it is impossible to
abduct young Chacmas by force.
''Great numbers of these balloons, .
says he, 'lived on an overhanging
cliff, and came some distance from
their stronghold early in the morning
to the Katfir mealie gardens. Often
have seen young one run into by
Hopeful or Crafty (his sleuth-hounds),
when the old males have instantly come
to the rescue and carried their comrade
off in safety, barking savagely.'' With
q similar regard to personal safety the
Javanese wild COWS and the Yucatan
peccaries will come to the rescue Of
wounded relative; and the hunters Of
the selvadas generally find it the safest
plan to shoot hogs from the river, as
they come down the bank to drink.
In such cases only the stoutest old
boars will carry their bravado to the
degree of swimming after the boat, and
once in the river, have, of, course, no
chance against powder and lead.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
Continued rom last ,uees.)
How Watch Cases are Made.

This process ofmanufacture vas invented
by James Boss, who started in business in
1854, and the methods and tools used in
making these watch cases are covered by
patents. This is the only watch case made
under this process. For many years the in
PRODUCTION of these goods was slow, owing
to popular prejudice against Hplated" goods,
but gradually the public learned that the
James Boss Gold Watch Case was not q
cheap gold-,uashed or elecroplated article,
but was made of genuine gold plates Of
standard quality and thickness. Conscientious
adherence to the determination to make
the best watch case ever put on the market,
and the adoption Of every improvement
suggested, has made the james Boss Gold
Watch Case the STANDARD. sane NAM,
In this watch case the parts q q
most subject to wear-the bow, croaun, hinges:
thumb-catches, ETC., are made Of SOLID GOLD.
Send cent stamp to xeyoas Watch Case Factories, Pha'
aephia Pa handsome illustrated Pamphlet showing how
lanes Boss and Keystene Watch Cases made.
(7o be continucd)
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
Stories Oh the Road

Comm srical Travellers at Wayside Inn
Something to ,Put in a Griusack.
eantlemen, almost envy you the positions
yoH I'LL; your xperience Of the world your know-
edge OF bt siness; the changing sights you see, and
all that, yOn know 80, s 80.
This warmly expressed regret fell from the Fps
OF an elderly pleasure tourist, last August. and
was addressed to semicircle of commercial tray
elers seated on the porch of the Lindcll Hotel ST.
Louis Mo =
Yes responded New York representative cf
the profession, ga drummer isn't without his
pleasures, but he his risks too-risks ontside
the chances OF railroad collisions aud steamboat
explosions. .
What risks for instance?''
This, for instance said Mr. W. d. Franklin.
who was then yelling for an Eastern house. and
Is known TO merchants i'll allparts of the country:
The risk-which indeed, amou nts almost TO a
certalny-of getting the the dyspepsia from pel ne
tual change OF diet and water and from having no
hxed hours tor eating and sleeping. myself wns
an example. q say was, for i am all right now.,.
- mo discount on your disgestioI?'' broke in n
a!resh s93"''s'1 '.S .''s 'saA
OF quarter per Ger cent. Butt had to give
up travelling for q while. The dyspepsia ruineI
my paper. Finally came across an nd yertise-
ment of TONIC tried it and it f xed me
up to perfection There is nothing On earth. in
my opinion equal to itas cure for iyspensia -
Messrs: Hiscox 4 Co.. of New York tile proprie-5
tors, hold letter from Mr.. franklin stating that
precise let: PARKER.S TONIC aids digestion.
cures cures Mala:la! Feyers. Heartburn. Headache.
Gsugns ana Colds, and MI chronic diseases of the
Liver and kidneys. Put bottle in Your yalise
Prices SOC. and ST. Economy 10 larger size.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05

A boy who had great curiosity to
know how a beehive was constructed
entered an apiary and proceeded to up-
set a hive; but while feeling in his peck
ct for a two-foot rule, the angry swarm
alighted upon him, and ran the Their
mometer up to such notch that he
cried out in a voice that could be heard
q mile away. When the last bee got IN
his work, and there was nothing but
boot left to bite at, an old snoozer
with . yellow back and a squirt eye
flew up on the gate post to pick. the
bones out of his teeth, and said. Bet
ter wait until the mule is dead before
picking up q hind foot to see how lit is
glued on. When curiosity interferes
with the hOuseWork next door, it is
time to throw tlat-iron 3 Detroit Free
Press. Il
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05

he is not far away. When the ballot
ing is over, and he is nominated, a
hunting committee is appointed to see
if the gentleman is anywhere about and
to notify him The committee IS zone
some time. They knew where he was
all the time but they wanted to make 81
appear that they couldn't find him.
They come. in with him at last and
drag him to the platform. He thanks
them for the unexpected honor which
has come to him unsought, and the,
organ begins to grind out something
about the Office seeking the man. CHI
sag0 Herald
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05

Ont of Sc silver mines '.discovered''
Colorado within a year past only one
las yielded $50 worth of ore.
Germans believe in the theory that
fat is destroyed by fat, and insist
upon those who would be thin eating
copiously of butter and fat meat, but
not touching anything containing starch
or sugar,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05

Englishmen who have visited this
country declare that the lightest, pleas
ATTEST and most comfortable vehicle to
ride in in the world is the American
buggy,
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
PROBATE NOTICE.

= - II K ~.
State Of Minnesota, County Of Blown, So. In
Probate Court, Special Term. Oct. 18th 1884.
In the matter Of the estate of Rasmine Han
sen, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition Of julius
Hansen administrator, OF the estate OF Rasm1ne
Hansen, deceased, representing among other
things, that he has fully administered said esate
and praying that time and place be fixed for
examining and allowing his account Of his adj
minlstration, and for the assis nmeDt of the resi-
due Of said estate to heirs.
It is ordered, that said account lie examined,
and petition heard by the Judge Of this Court,
on Saturday the 18th day OF November A. D..
1884, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ, at the Probate Office in
said county.
Ard it is further ordered, that notice thereof
be given to all persons interested, by publishing
cnpy OF this order fer three successive weeks prior
TO said day OF hearing in the New q m REVIEW
weekly newspaper printed and published at
the city Of New Uim in said County.
Dated at New elm the 18th day Of October. A.
D. 1884:
By the Court. ERNST BRANDT,
Il. S.) Judge of Probate
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
NORTHWESTERN DINING CARS,

the like of which are not run by any other roau
anywhere. In short, It's asserted that 1T Is
The BEST EQUIPPED ROAD IN The WORLD
All points Of interest North, Northwest s7d
West of Chicago, business centres, summer re-
BILE by the various branches Of this road.
1t owns and controls over $500 miles of road
and has over four hundred passenger conductors
ASK YOUR ticket agent for tickets Via this route.
AND TAKE NONE OTHER. All leading ticket
agents sell them. It costs NO more to travel on
this route, that gives frst-cass Accommodations,
than tdoes to go by the poorly equipped roads.
For maps, Observation-Disclosures and summer re-
. ort papers, or other information not obtatnable
at your local ticket office, write to the
GENL' PASS. ACT. C & N. W. R'W.
CHICAGO. ILL
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
CHICAGO. ILL

SHORT 4: e 4:
UO0oceN - cling pubiic--a Short Line,
line =: :; E;
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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
MINI

IN IA week at home. SIS outfit free. Pay abso
XH6lutely sure. No risk. Capital not requil Ell
kD(J( )Reader, if you want business ut which per
sons of either sex, young or old, can make
great pay all the time they work, with absolute
certainty, write for particulars to H. HALLEr 4
Co. Portland, Maine. Dec l 1874
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
[. n. i,AskiNS. Owa1onna Mimi
Free! Cards and Chromos,

We will send free BY mail a sample set Of our
large German, French, and American Chrome
Cards, tinted and gold grounds, with price list
OF over 400 different designs, receipt of stamp
samples, ten of our beautiful Chromos, on receipt
of ten cents to pay FOR packing and postage also
enclose confidential price list of our large oil
& Co, IS Summer. Street, Boston, Mass
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
Chicago and St. PaulzMiunoapoliS

Milwaukee, La Crosse Sparta, Madison, Forl
Howard Green Bay), Wis, Winona, Owatonna,
bIankato Mimi, Cedar Rapids, Des Moines. Web
ster City, Algona, Clinton, Freeport Marshalltown,
Iowa, Freeport, Elgin, Rockford, ILL.,, are amongst
Ori 800 local sttiOns on its lines.
f, pAmong few Of the numerous points OF snperi
arty enjoyed by the patrons Of this road, arc its
LnY COACHES which are the finest thai human
art and ingenuity can create, Its PALATlAL
and elegance its PALACE DRAWING.ROOM
CARS, which are unsurpassed by any; and its
celal to6
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05
CH1CAGQ,
MILWAUKEE
ANDST IDA UI.

II owns and operates over 1900 miles Of road III
Northern illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa
and Dakota; and as its main lines, branches and
connections reach all the great business centres
swers the description Of Short Line, and Best
Route between
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-11-05

Agents wanted write for circulars.
CHENEY ANVlI.i& WISE CO.,
DETROIT, MICH. (2l---85)
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19

Are an immense benefit to the sick peo-
pie. The wonderful skill of many ply
SLAMS to recognize disease shall be un-
touched, but in millions of cases they
don't know how TO cure, use poisoning,
destroyable remedies ~ and declare
great many diseases as incurable. Our
remedies don't know such sickness II
taken before the body is in dieing con-
dition.. Every sick person should make
trial because 1t never fails to cure the
severest diseases of women, cancers,
consumption, fevers, cramps, epilepsy,
insanity mot orgy, piles, diseases ofskin,
scrofula syphilis, carries OF the bones,
etc., etc. Treatment of children exceed
ingly easy. Remember that these med
ioines are adopted by the authorities OF
the Santa Rosa Hospital. There is no
patent swindle about 1t, but the greatest
discovery in the medical line since crea-
ton. of the world. San Antonio refer
ences and testimonials given. Call on
me. PRoF. MEYER, Ave- ID. 80
Elect. HON. General depot for Texas
and Gulf States. -H-lyr.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19
BARGAIN IN SOUTHWEST TEXAS,


Two Farms for Sale In Guadalupe County.
one thousand two hundred and seven
ty-three acres OF land in Guadalupe
Co., square shape, fronting on the Gaud-
alupe river; $50 acres In cultivation, mill
creek runs through the property, 300
acres well tlmbered, birch, oak, pecan,
cottonwood, sycamore, and black wal
nut. Variety of soil, rich river bottom
land, and all fenced except hundred
and thirty acres on an island-two wires
and one plank and mesquit post. Five
California houses and three log teDe-
ment houses. The home house has four
rooms and shed room and kitchen with
galleries. There are convenient stock
pens on the place. Three hundred acres
In cultivation, divided into three fields.
The property Is situated nine miles from
the rail road and county seat and on n
main stage road. 1t lies on the north
side of the Guadalupe river and on both
sides of Mil creek. The titles are per-
feet, having been In possession for thirty
four years.
There are about 900 acres of the rich
est alluvial land between the two and
three hundred acres in timbered land.
There is some rough land with sand
stone In great quantities, excellent for
building purposes.
In the second farm there are 200 acres
adjoining the above tract. 300 acres OF
river bottom on the south side of the
river, 200 acres In cultivation. This
farm is not extensively improved, but Is
fenced and being cultivated by negroes
in the employ Of the owner. Address,
j. w. BRADLEY,
Real Estate Agent, San Antonio, Tex.
G-O-tf
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19
REAL BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE.

BY Hilton 4 Young 2os West Houston Street.
Avenue C property, very desirable and
cheap.
3 cottages, four rooms each; install
ment plan.
20 building lots on East Commerce st.
30 building lots in Fourth ward.
100 building lots on Prospect Hill.
100 acre farm near Somerset, the Gar
den of the West, 40 acres In cultivation,
10 head cattle, % head hogs, poultry ETC.,
all for 81 100.
Crescent boarding house, near Sunset
depot, 20 rooms well furnished, 40 reg
ular boarders; everything in iirst-class
order. VIII sell or rent.
Three splendid farms on the Calaveras
creek and are one on the San Antonio
river, all about 10 miles from the city;
fine lands and good crops; bargains in
them all.
Several very choice properties In the
country to exchange for city property;
also a very choice residence property
centrally located in the city to exchange
for country lands. Particulars given at
our Office.
A few more choice lots on Dignowity
hill, about the last to be had.
Call for our Real Estate Guide and
Circular.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19
A FINE RANCH FOR SALE.


$500 Acres Fenced and Stocked with Horses,
Cattle and Goats.
A fine ranch of G,500 acres of land, all
fenced, in Uvalde county, % miles from
the town of Uvalde. The land Is situated
at the mouth Of the Sabinal and Frio
rivers, fronting seven miles on the
Sabinal. Has plenty Of good grass,
water and timber. One-third valley.
light mulatto soil and 40 acres in Guilt
walton. Six hundred acres is enclosed
for Il horse pasture. There is good
eight-room frame house, three tenement
houses, stables and cribs, two wells with
good water. On the ranch are 400 head
cattle, one-half to two-thirds Durham,
100 head horses and mule colts and 200
Angora mixed goats. Title warranted
perfect. TO be purchased at bargain.
Address for the next GO days for full
particulars 81. Il. t." this Office, or j..
W. Bradley, Real Estate Agent, San
Antonio, Texas. 5-Stf
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19
A FINE FARM,

or 1900 Acres for Sale at a Bargain.
Fine tract of land of LOO acres, in
Harris county, six miles from Houston,
on Buffalo Bayou, railroad running by
same. Plenty Of water, grass and tim
Der. Some improvements, and part
under cultivation. Four hundred tons
OF hay cut from same last season. win be
sold cheap and on easy terms. Address,
O-5tf j. W. BRADLEY,
Real Estate Agent, San Antonio.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19

TnE San Antonio Ladies' Auxiliary
society to the Worlds Fair at New Or
leans has made good start in SPLEEN
did organization, and will do much
towards having a good representation
at the exhibition.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19

GEORGE PoMEroY KEE3E, in Harper's
Magazine for July, writes o. follows
about Texas beef: "The eat reservoir
from which has been drawn tbe bulk of
the cattle which are now becoming so
abundant in all our Western Territories
is the State OF Texas. In 1870 one
seventh of the horned cattle In the
United States was found within its
borders, and it outnumbered the aggfe-
gate of those of all The other States and
Territories west of the Missouri, Cali
fornia and the Pacific cost included.
This ratio was slightly changed by the
statistics Of 1850, the State representing
somewhat less than one-eighth Of the
whole number, while it still contained
more than all the others mentioned
above. From inis source of supply has
been drawn the teat bulk of the range
! cattle now to be found on the public
lands east OF the Rocky Mountains-an
industry which has grown to huge pro-
portions, and yet dating back in these
States and Territories few years only
AS an evidence of this we note that in
1870 the number given for Montana, Wy.
oming and Colorado was a little less
than 100000. Ten years later Wyoming
alone equalled this, while the three to-
gether aggregate nearly 100000. We
do not doubt that an accurate censul
taken to-day would more than doubl,
these figures. To Texas, then, we mus
still look for the supply from which tC
draw recruits to fur,her develop th'
capabilities of the northern ranges
Like the tide Of immigration which Il
daily landing thousands Of foreigners oil
the shores o. the New World, more thai
equalling the relative bir,h increase, s.
the annual catile-driye from Texas mus
yet be the base of supplies for all tn
country north"
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19

ALREADY that spotless Democrats pa
triot, Senator Bayard, is being objected
TO as candidate because Of his oele-
brated Dover speech in which he advo-
Gated that abe South be allowed to go
in peace.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
MAYORS OFFICE.
CITY OF SAN ANTONIO, TEX.
N1ua

CITY OF SAN ANTONIO, TEX.
June 3, 1884.
In accordance with a resolution adopted by
the City Council At the meeting held on the
10th day of May, 1881, sealed proposals will be
received ut this Office until july Q, 1884, II NJ,
from date, for paving Commerce street, from
Main plaza to bridg ;, over San Antonio river,
with mesquite, or other wooden blocks, on
concrete foundation.
All bidders shall deposit with the City Clerk
at the time of filing proposals, not lese than
1--WE hundred $500 dollars as a forfeit, In case
they or he fail to commence work within
thirty days from date OF awarding contract
should their proposals be accepted.
The successful bidder shall be required to
enter into good and sufficient bond, with
suretes, for the faithful performance of the
work. tho bond to be equal to two-thirds of
the amount of contract.
Specifications may be seen at the office of
City Engineer. Contractors can also bid fur
nishing their plans and specifications. The city
reserves right 70 reject any and all bids.
J. II. FRENCH,
by Il. =. CLAUDoN, Mayor.
City clerk. B-3-.Bt
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19

OK TO the Gulf is a good scheme, but
the millionaires of San Antonio must not
expect to build the road by two bit dona-
tions. Let them show their faith by five
figure subscriptions, and then there will
be no fee c Of a fallure.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-19

PICKS carr;caturist, Gillian, who
made the picture Of Mr.. Blaine as the
"taItooed man," is an Engllshmsn. No
Englishman, however well natualized,
viii ever forgive Mr.. Blaine for his Wig
orous American ideas.