The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-09-21
FASHION AND GOSSIP.
With Other Matters Of Femi-
nine Interest.
~ ENGLISH GIRLS AMBITION.
Woman and Her Power-The Coming
Dance = Bismarck's Wife To
Wed or Not to Wed-other
Notes and News.
Caranlels.

CdFdhtClss
,cwher i woman, - says Balzac, ''is no
Longer Jealous of her husband, the end
is come; she no longer loves him
1t is not until young man has pro
nosed and been rejected that he begins
10 look upon old bachelors with respect
"Ah mel" exclaimed girl, when her
feminine friend said to her, chow bright
yorr beau's shoes are, 81 wish he was
rs bright ut the other end.
Young woman in Kansas to spite
her father has not spoken in several
weeks. If she could see the old man out
bebind the barn chuckling to himself,
She would probably let fly again.
He was describing his new girl at
home and remarked enthusiastically
thatshe had a mobile face" And has
She a st. Louis foot2" inquired his
Younger brother mischievously.
Young Farmer-"Are You fond of
beasts, Miss Gusherton?"
Miss Gusherton-"0h really Mr.. Paw
ker, if you mean this as declaration,
YOU must speak to mamma.
An absent minded st. Louis parson
asked disconsolate widower whose wife
he had buried the week before: {" Well,
Mr. Brown, how does your wife stand
the heat?" They do not speak now
[CincinaGG Slfn-
A Pennsylvania woman has been sent
TO prison for horse stealing. The dear
creatures are getting their rights one
after another, thanks to the efforts of
The noble pioneeress in the field of agita-
ton Boston Transcript.
Jobn B. Cough says: "The only draw
hack at a boarding house is the want OF
confidence in what is placed on the
table" The only drawback, in the
opinion of the boarding mistress, IS the
want of funds in the pockets of her
boarders.
A young girl being asked recently, as
she returned from the circulating library
with the latest novelties, if she had ever
read Shakespeare. tossed her pretty head
and answered: Shakespeare? Of course
have; l lead it when it first came out. !"
II Baltimore Day.
Mrs. Emmeine Rogers, the Texas
Cattle Queen" has turned the half CEN
tury line, while her recently acquired
husband is twenty-three years her
junior. She has induced him TO abandon
the ministry, but permitted him to be
elected to the legislature.
At wedding recently, when the oflici-
atiag clergyman put to the lady the ques-
ton, witt thou have this man to be
Thy welded husband2' she dropped the
PTettiest curtsey, and with 4 modesty
which lent her beauty an additional
grace, replied, If you please. !"
The use of the long smelling-bottle,
now so popular with young. ladies OF
fashion, is not such q bad idea as ii
would seem at first. They will more
readily become accustomed to the feel
ing of a rolling pin and broom-handle
after they are married. LowcH Citizen.
A Boston lady sent 4 crazy quilt to
the Woman's Industrial Exchange and
it was refused admission. If she had
labelled it ian insane protector from the
fridgity OF the atmosphere, " is probably
would have been accepted. Strange
that a Boston woman should get left In
this way.
Mary Anderson has a cousin named
Virginia Griffin who has never been on
intimate terms with any English noble
family, or been betrothed to any prince,
potentate or power, but who IS said,
nevertheless, TO possess great talent for
the stage. 1t is presumed Miss Griffin s
talent is latent.
A clergyman's daughter, looking over
the MSS. left by her father in his study,
chanced upon the following sentence
Il love to look upon a young man.
There is hidden potency concealed
within his breast which charms and
pains me-" She sat down and simply
added; "Justso my sentiments exactly,
papa-all but the pains.
The way in which the word LADY" is
used now is well illustratedin little scene
which actually occurred in the vicinity
of market the other day. There had
been disturbance on the street corner,
and Hiberian nymph described it to
the curious magistrate as follows
Ye're a dirthy liar says the lady as
keeps the apple-stand. Wild that, the
ould drunken lady up Wild brick and
struck her hit in the head"
TO wed, or not 70 wel?-that is the question
Nhe;hey il Is wiser in girl to enjoy
The tempting visions OF single bleSsedness
Or, 70 be led, By some man Of our times, to
the altar,
Aud by marriage, end them? TO wed, tt
dolbt
No more and by that act TO end
The heGrtaehe, and cain the palpitating
Bosom Of some loye-sick youth! lis q con
summation
DevoaGT TO be wished.
-Tassdr Miscellany