New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-05-15

The Spanish Government recently arrested the mana
ger OF newspaper IN Madrid for publishing sediiou-
article. The manager laughed in his sleeve ana went 10
prson In "A few days the Government discovered that
the offensive article was an extract from Macaulay'
| History. and the newspaper man was let out.
II would have been great blessing II Pecls bad boy
could have boon killed before Ne managed to break INTO
the theatre -lPittsburg Commercial Gazette.
The Rev. Mr. Savage. Of Boston, says that many men
think it Is monstrous for a woman to attend clinical lee
lures and yet they think ls perfectly proper for her
to recline lounge and got the facts Of the cnica
| lecture out OF a French novel"
The esteemed Washing on POSTS trying to read Uncle
Randall out Of the Democratic party We suspect III.
Post viii be around wanting 70 sue this contract before
fall Phi adelphla Press
The Salvation Army may not succeed in converting
many people; but the attacks upon It by dlsreputabe
persons show that great many people need converting
badly.
Ella Wheeler asks in glowing verse: Have you heard
youngsters make we should Judge it is situated some
where in the neigborhood OF Babel BY the way, the
fair Ella has taken unto herself husband. Hence per-
haps, the inquiry. Boston Saturday Evening Gazette
Among the college walters at the Nantasket Hotel this
summer will be Sioux Indian from Dartmouth College
Thus do the dusky savages catch on to the ideas Of
modern civilization.
The class of S4 is the highest stand class gradual
becOsing usriOus the revivers OF Phi Beta Kappa,
which every knows demands nigh rank as tho "open
The -Ph,toeophca Journal OF Chicago, is mad at
DR. Talmage for preaching against spirituasm 1t says
it viii bet him 1000 he can't find spirituaist whose
cadaverousness surpasses EQUALS his The response
OF DR.. Talmage has not been made public.
This is an extraordinarily good time be calm and
keep your apparel II there must be panic why let
going ont in special train to receive it with brass
band and fireworks. The panic knows where to find
folks No use yelling for it, Philadelphia Press.
vout Christians. Perhaps So but all deyout Christians
are not true modern poets by good deal.
Hamburg. Germany, has adopted cheap sab called
taxanomep 1t registers the distance travelled auto
maticany
The mails in the South to need little expediting.
letter-carrier at Montgomery, Ala few days since
delivered from South Carolina which written
and postmarked In the year $50 Where 1t has been all
these years Is mystery. indianapolis Journal
MI Labouchere says that men in marrying nowadays
in England generally look to the main chance and go
the principle that ready cash is better than mother
n-aw.
At Monte Carlo 1t is the custom to I'LL the pockets of
suicides with bank notes that it may be seen that
they did not kill themselves account OF losses They
tried this trick on presumably dead Irishman short
time ago; but he not dead at all, and skipped on
with the money in the most lively style
During the recent Calcutta Exhibition lady from the
Mofussil, who mad purchased SOME articles on eH-
hibtion asked the BaboO In charge when she could take
them away. She rather startled at being Informed
that she could have them the day OF Judgment"
The BaboO meant OF course, soon as the award had
been made. -llondon truth.
When ambitious Methodist clergymen hear OF the
massacre n South Africa ia likely that they will crowd
back out OF the way OF nomination for bishop or that
district lPittsbuTg Commercial Gazette.
The chimes of the little Episcopal church OF Gambler.
o. are bells tangled out OF tune far the
inhabitants concerned They say they willing to
endure their share Of ringing, but when # comes to
striking the quarters giving l,l6 strokes day, they
kick, and they will kick
softly the green cucumber quarrels with the unripe
strawberry for urst position iu Le cholera world
lPittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
About once week somebody says thsa Mr. John W.
dent, or something or other. And then Mr.. John W.
Bookwal,er In interview says great many pretty
things about the tariff and Can this DC an in
cipient bOonilet
Mr.. WattersOn. usual. glOrined and had free
He not only got chance 10 rcsOlute at his
sweet WILL but practically captured the convention and
buttoned In the hip pocket OF his pantalOOns he
1t for nosspistOl AT Chicago lie will be there
cincinnati News journal.
Humility aud children 40 together IN Germany. The
usual formula Tor advertising births in the papers IA IA
follows: ave most hum1y announce the birth Of
hardy boy" We most hunbly announce the birth Of
fine boy and lively girl"
bIr Chlders's lalf sGyereigns lave by antclpa-
ton been dgDbed the Legitimate childers OF the Mint
-lLondon Truth.