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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27
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usStnst Tetdbty-"NoIhiI!g seemed 70 help me
ooas' q" ZYpr. ft!lt.Ltpy,
Wheclinc, ". Va
c,,,,,h. polsp i Of Noae, Impaired Volcc.-sui.
,ersd fif yea;s paieni medicine iaied 70 help me.
d. smith ''IpV'' CHARLES cHADDuCK,
OF Epe!lCl i Co., nhetltns, ". Va.
r.rv,.,n nad Uiccra.gd Stomach.
~ ypsn iTiird 10 give re relief. pr. Smith curd
!" liiVIdG HOLT, lasirauo. Agent.
EA-"Jal them for ioiir!e4n years, D. smith
49, ror i LOU!B s. MAslilh 9ION.
%9tEoiuls, Running SoreB on IIead.-"My sou wa.
,.irSei tSf fourteen years. Nothing seemed TO
Deip H'I' MRS. CATHERINE GAPS,
AArSet Street. Wheeling, v, Va.
CsrecS-"EuGe!ea i0t ycarS wilA Cancer. Had
II mi uut three tines. II returned alter each opGt.
.aoa, e. sni'a cured ne ". yi.h +. L ., dki,S fsSs' l'
or pain" ~. q. y. os.So ~
yssss. EeYorted dying: II. cath cured me
''10a Taoa4s CoLYIk,
Wbe!eals Grocer, Main d., Whce!lng, II. Va.
u.c.ntlols Of Eectum, lrolspsus and Files
IVA given up to dit and pFSnou9ced inculabls.
d.. gIllth cured me- without xpi!e."
EASalSulOS DELANY,
GEttlu's Ferry.
Ety.H Z, O.. Lala w!l!cs:-tDk. Smiths probes.
r,oSAl service. In my family hare been most salts.
iGc!uty, and ! cemtaGud him 10 all aah gentleman
End AAsilllul physician.
Mn. akrEsrSt Holb sayS:--"l had been suffering
fox ruyen yGAIs aud heated By many physicians to1
tvF1ffSIa Dr., Smith laid | had a tApe warm, and
Ia eiyit houfs removed u monster 100 feet Long" +
Ytaal9 Complaints Three years In hcspitalK ior
!ccsi9, give Ec peculiar advan:Agestn slcA cdses.
YeysE:a el.td d cetatrh. diseases oil heart, liver,
stomach, kidneys, skin. S!ool. nervous Affections
Nth,na testify ~ lly SUCCESS.
gl.s cpSGi Without the kntie.
Patients At a distance lIay DO treated by Letter
AID Ei!shAt,ion guaranteed. 4 chart for sell OK
l~te!uA!.0n ssl! OIL GecGip Of two thIeo-cent stamps,
And Atyice returned ice,
Constellation 81 oales lsoe. CGlce hours from {
4. Il. 10 n. ", daily. Csll on or address alg&G
JOHN K. sAI1H, u. D.,
nylGnAw No. l4N Chapliue St., Nheciiug, VI. Va
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NLEyELAND & PlIJsBURGHR R. r..

!d3E III 3sHaE5.:s4rsssa.M57naaggg
CONDENSED Time Table u Jstsenger Trains. U,ts
essied 70 DECEMBEK 81, lSs3-CentIal 5tandar
Zine. EhT7-STS
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27

QuAcK doctors, electric belt and other
sslndlers who live by, frightening our young
men AVID young women by nasty circulars,
will find their occupations gone when it be.
onr,es generally known that Dr. Gusott's
Yellow Dock aud s~srsaparilla 10 a certain
cure for: all weakness of55 the urinary organs,
nervousness, etc. Obey tha lava, OF health.
tske.a few bottles Of this simple remedy and
vou will soon be restored ,opsrtect manhood
and womanhood, free from all worrimentof
mind and distress Of body. ! 4
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27

AYERS sAgeArAEiLLA 10 tho heat medicine
for every one ia the spring. EiiIgranta and
travellers will find In It an elfsctual curs for
the efuptlons, bolts. pimples, eczema, etc.,
That break out on the skin, TIE elect Of dis.
order In tho blood, caused by sca.aiet and
life or board ahtp. psw
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M6fy0Qsne&A

Tho moment there Il danger Of impairment
Of the mind from exclusive nervous sIhaua.
tlon, Or where tsero exists 5iorabodInys Of
evil, aIdesira for solitude, Bhuunius and
avoiding company, vertigo and. nervous de-
blllty, or when insanity has already taken
place, Peruna should be implicitly relied on.
But It ~ peyar; well TO walt So long before
treatment IL commenced. The early symp.
TOMS arc loss OF strength, soltaess OF The mus.
cles, dim or weak sight, peculiar expression
Of the face aud eyes, coated tongue, with i'm,
pair.d indigestion; or In Others certain pow.
ers only arc lost, while they are otherwise
enjoying Compare lively good health. In all
these Perula should at once be taken. r paw
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27

The greatest medical wonder. OF the world.
Warranted to speadilyS eura Burns. Bruises,
Cats, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, eau.
Gers. Piles, Ohilblains, Corns, letter. Chappsd
Hands, and oil akin eruptinns, guaranteed to
cure In every instance, or money refunded,
IS cents per boz. For sale ut Logan & Coz
Bridge Coraer Drug store. 5&
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SUNDAY SCHOOL teacher ito bright boy)-
"Nowt Tommy, what is tho outward and
visible sign in baptism?' Bright Boy
1.-THE baby, marm." (Sunday.sehooi teach.
er bushes and boys snigger.-Lije.
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Tnr Rky. GEo. II. THAYER, OF Bourbon,
Ind, say.: ".Both myself and vile owe our
lives 10 HHlLon's ]CoNtuMrr1oN CuaE.n
ARE you MADE miserable by Indigestion,
Constipation, Dizziness, Loss ot Appetite,
Yellow skim shlloh's Yitalizsr is o positive
cure. " NFf rg1alatN gJE5oRsEJ
Why WILL You cough when shiloh's Cure
will give Immediate relief. Price 10 cts, 90
els. md ST..
si1Lou's CArAnEu REMEDY "a positive cure
for Catarrh, Dlph.heria and Canker Mouth,
For sails by McIAin Brosl and A. r. Young.
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MEDICAL.
SKIN HUMOR.

Il, ,on.bs old b,ote ont WIN sq aas
mouths BY ny sEg9', iSytsonl,GGndrd swilts Specific,
&c; = IS ss SSsF vs. 8 st4IIly;ps q ,r : ws ~ % IN AZ.
ioe. I, I6ue, and hC "a B, ]. hIRKLAkD D, .f,
tAssE ,t.J., ltugf Couuty, Texas,
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yloJcp, lIusI County, Texas.

,,ca M many yCA,s flota ulcers on ny
Ihlte Irls;sIs age 10; md %pliniul. during .hica
lac. Di I:Sd y si5.ss s'S yysJjthlnk g c' hS s a Si,s' q Su !
, 4 S,l a''Gi 1CIt SSlit H. sFS S : ca ~ I sonSd n sad !
in,icad, and ID wv" HDWiS !. hiLhER,
WI. beaumont, Texas.
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OR, ]. {. s It'll,
No, l46l cyArLlNE tTREET,
Ees. Fourteenth Street.

r.o,ct evidence ul q pAyAtCian's ruccea Is Ii,
lG ..,oSy n i,[s ~p6s.ehss. Ihcincreaslng dslnHudl
is ny P;ei n I1t4, r T,iS .h E.ssS Who ittai hay ns cSn sSa.
ho4ot4'YY rcrcr NE a p~4tGnls ru:ae without ief
o. I In h.ouvi, i Asve many. hundred certificate
ni1t ", :" whvr1 | EaYO cured after they had beet
iIo1 Sn1cs ~ it"V,sbIe, j thorough medical elu
rJaSAS "jih mani yrA,S hospital experience ant
s ,siisrty Win ihaIApu:ic sseu;s, d siose oosesy
.ace d iralielamSsai ;a.I p .sS,nS5I ta, a9S s sl,sae ~
@1 1nTs i ypoSioiC, aud i;sSnslJ give Inc patient N,
ongr{ntf. N .
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27

WHEN o young man marries for money
he Is obliged to repeat the marriage cere.
mony several hundred times before he can,
MISUNDERSTANDING, give m affirmative 70.
sponee 10 the question : For richer, for
poorer ~ Yonkeia Slutesmdn. g5i
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wtN1..AVNs LAWYER.

'"tsu swll.S specific ios hasuMa!.sm.
lhASv SneH ~ TtIIri. II also relieved me o.
~ iSaas I'm wulcH / h.4 saaeita iel ysais. "a
tsaty when WY h SEp: etseIEe wii bpceseI
nITd iliisS!, ,rS' D.p. Hill, q
h~JthsAol1 tsA''" Atlantis, Ga, NOV. ID, 1887.
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II IS more cconomi al to buy Dafkec's
ea!ad Dressing than 1t 10 10 make 4 dressing.
besiaes this, 1t Is made Of better materials
than you csn bay 1t the stores. Everybody
likss 4. Try it.
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A HEALTH REsonr-rae doctor.-Pus
Cured ally wires wcNkmess.

-aarE S"'eN aAy "Aen NcNA''eHHs 81
From Evansville, Iud.. the homs OF our
correspondent, Mr., jobs Il Patterson, comes
the folnwirg: Samaritan Nerriss cured my
wife OF n case OF iems!e weakness Tvs en-
extract from Mr.. PAtienon's letter. 81 80
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TAKE ALL TIE
Kidney andL.iver'
MEDICINES,
BLOOD
PURIFIERS,
RHEUMATIC
REMEDIES,
DYSPEPSIA
And Indigestion Cures,
A |II; Fever,
And Bilious Specifies,
BRAIN & NERVE
Force Royiyers,
GREAT Health
RestOrers.

IN SHORT, TAKE All THE BfsT qualities OF
I'll ,hesc. and tho heat qualities Of all the best
4td!ctues OF the World. and ,oa VIII find that
aoP B1rTsRs have tho bcs, curative qralihe,a and
p1wtrsot all concentrated in them, and that they
viii cise then any Or al. Of these. snely OF com
b!ned, iasl. A thorough trial Will give positive
proof Of this. tcbt,Mwraw
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From Dr.. $. W. 5A.un,er, baltimore,
IL YFrFz SinryINuu, IA IH;&t

maryland. Z
So Having become familiar with
Colden's Liquid Beef Tonic, l TAKE pleasure
In accommodating it as au excellent prepar-
stfon, combining rs it does both y{ood and toaie
in a remarkable way, aud producing good blood,
health and strength (~2emem5sr Inc name,
CoLpEN's-take no olher.) OF drugsists.
&E iT, MHPAW.
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AGENTS WANTED FOR
Deeds OF
hY BLUE AND GKAy,

n, .UIVTs NM z, eVs2
Saai adventures. exploits Of scouts and snies, for.
t XII hopes: heroic bravery, imprisonments and
h".,Iuteanth cscalHS, romantic incidents. hAnd.tn.
n naSa S sSs,a'ss!es, sstllo9s i%onruqys, daring raids aud
WEI. ey ~ sa on 6o,h siiSs during. tho Great Civil
'e tNs AZ. Address FoksHEE l. McMXGKiNo.t L.;
Cincinnati, Ohio.
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GLsNN's Sulphur Soap is The most reliable
purifier Of the ssin in the market.
PIxE's Toothache Drops cure In one
h'tNt' saH. NV rkw.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27

MARRIAGE is the natural lot of all things
terrestrial Even corns have to be spared
now and again.
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Gu, rsrattsO on EI'oda+d ska 1ise1se' n'A'l0'
M 10 ApYIicsnu' ,t.r sprr,s,, m
Drawer s, Atlanta, Ga.
v.s York Office, 100 ". 934 s;trc:, between sixth
r,NnyrNfN hSFNNtHs No.v
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LoI'cSt1Ss,
i.oOluissiiana State Lottery Comnany.

1Gggeme;t! ior All the AoAt:iy mud SsntAnnunl
Drawings Of Tho tJoui isoa STATE Lottery Company,
sud II penen nau,ge anl control tic Drawings
themselves end that the .anic are conducted With
hones,y. fairness. and IN gtod fsi,h tuwarn all par.
ties. End We autho IL. Lle Company 10 Us, i'll.
certificate, with iactimiles Of our signatures at.
tachcd. III iS udyer. !Seaeau.
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TIE e1cuse Of the milkmau-"Canr help
it II the milk'a thin; lows are wadin' about
in tie water"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1884-02-27

Ot.r0I FTtt TICS.
She stood for a moment at the corner Of
Woodward aud Michigan avenues, seeming
undecided, and q pedestrian heard hei
mutter rs
II cannot stand the tyranny OF my father!
Twill pawn tho diamond ring my lover
gave me Christmas eve, and with this
money I will lily 10 the stage and become
in aetrets."
She hsstened up the avenue, entered q
pawn shop, md has.ily thrust the ring
under the nose OF the proprietor. aI
"Glass etoues-worlL abou. s.! T. he said,
GO bo rat1ypnI n .hirsN%HaT
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24
Gold and Silver,
Gold
New YORK Tribune.

new j prN lrlDunc'
It's noticeable that coinage at United
States mints las year was almost
equally divided between gold and sill
yer; S29, ,241, 900 gold, and S29, 245,-
9S9.45 silver. In addition there was
Sl,6J4, 770.4l in minor coins, making
the aggregate S6C, COZ 1886 for the
year. The coinage OF silver was larger
than in any fiscal year since this gov
ernment was organized, while the coin
age in gold was smaller than in any
fiscal year since 1872, The gold i'm
ported in shape to require coinage
amounted to about SIS, 900, 900; if the
consumption in the arts was Sl2, ,000,-
600 in all, and only S5,000,0O0 OF for
eign gold, as Mr.. Burchard estimated
for 1882, there would remain about
SS2, 900, 900 supplied by the mines in
1888. The next exports in silver were
about $11, 200, 600, the consumption in
the arts Mr.. Burchard estimates at
ST. 100000, and coinage of over
1929 900, 900 would thus account for a
production of over Si7, 100000 last
year. Out of the S29 245, 9S9 silver
coined, it appears that S26, 2Ol, l57 96
was added to the stock in the treasury,
while the issue OF gold certificates
enabled the treasury TO borrow S24,-
100000 gold from ths people, or a lit
tic more than the amount of American
gold coined, but it also took in $685.
500, 900 more from the people, because
its gold balance increased S47,hl0,-
l7l,24 during the calender year.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24
Tho Good of q Chinamam.

Arkluaoyv lraVps~
a genuine type of Arkansaw's rural
manhood came to town the other day,
and % ar rnevrec;ad detention caused
in exhaustion OF the corn-bread .unct
brought from home he went to small
restaurant to satisfy the rip-saw long
ings of a vigorous appetite. A Chinese
waiter presented himself. and asked
what the oentleman would haFe.'
i,Bting me attthir t'eat;" the old fell
low replied, IAN don't lei the jimpson
weeds sprout up round yer fut,
uuther."
The celestial obeyed, and the old fell
low, after eating heartily, showed back
his chair looked at the chipamau
searrhinSly. and asked
"Who'd yer b'long ter fore tbs
wahpn
"NIe no blong to nobody"
"Sort o. free niger, was yer?'
me re niyler. Me Chinaman.
"None o. YER scaiiopS, young Teller.
Ef yer amt merlatter nigger I neSet
seed one"
you muchoe nigler me-"
"whotl VIZ blast yer yaller hide,
don't YOU cali mo niggcT. ! -ctef
own EN- fore the wah, an I'll be
dinged ef I'm goin' ter be sot down on
by 'cm now. FL | want in town whar
thar's so many strangers that S watchin'
ter sec how behave myself, I'd stan
yet OF yer behd. iih, yet tibedd't shake
YER head an dangle that long string
err ha'r nj me. III had yer out on the
creek I'd cut that thing off. Irwin ter
take the kinks ou,en yer wool, air yerP"
whats the matter hereP" demanded
the rroprie'pp.
NV, this blamed nigger wants tef
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24

W. \. Crofut In DvifO!! rti1nU6.
1t is reported that Willard has not on
ly lost three or four millions himself,
but that he has handed over to Other
lorers the SSO0.O00 that he gave year
ago to his wife, 4 daugetnr of William
Lloyd Garrison. hope this is not true.
A man should not pay so dearly as that
for miscalculation.
There's only one thing . recollection
that makes lie think that the report
may be true. In the autuma nj 1862
ne [Gme into the army of the Potomac
as corrOspO"dent, | was writing
letters to the New 1olf Tribune. His
horse was better one than mihc and
he always kept ahead-eXcepting, per-
haps on d retreat, One night when the
ariRy %as being transferred from the
Rapidan oyer To Predrickburg and
Willard and | were trying tok"ep along
-aith II we found ourselves n gOod way
from any cii5@hle house and compelled
to camp, sol1icr-faShloh, ~ the ground.
We picketed our horses, then DlGcght
a dozen mic, snft three-co. norncd rails
from worm fence nC.i; ~, laid them
gracefully side by side in tGs wet
gress and went to bed. As 1t was
cold We put Uur blankets together and
laid them over us,ana, cs there was no
mosquitoes, we got along fairy well'
The only disturbance was made by VII
lard. | woke suddenly about o'clock
and found Willard sitting up in bed,
carefully ptshng the blanket out over
me, and saying: Excuse me" This
happened three or four times during
the night, my conscientious bed fel.
low pulling the blankets over me and
each time saying: Excuse me. |
didn't ouppUse that such man ever
would be rich. Maybe no has been so
foolish as to give away his wlte's prop
erty and startc from bed rock again
who knowsP
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24

Detroit Free Press,
One of the gaily printed Dlail wagons
which ply between the postoillce and
the various depots and which continual
ly remind the pedestrian of "the great
est show on EARTH" was down at the
union depot the other day, when a
stranger looked it carefully over and
inquired of a policeman:
"Circus in town."
"No; not exactly"
"What sort of an animal have they
got in thereP"
Cant you readP',
81 can, when I'm to hum, but this
snow kinder blinds me-"
"Well, it's dodo, | believe" "
"And where are they going to take
himp"
.'Oh, up town piece. If you follow
the wagon you'll be apt to see him un'
loaded"
81 believe will l haven't seen one
o. those animals since I was boy, anc
if there amt no charge for it l NIGH
as well take squint."
Hefollowed the wagon at trot ant
was absent about an hour. When hi
returned the officer asked:
"Well, did you see the dodoP'
"Not hair of him." was the dis
gusted reply. "a got all ready to, bu
I'll be hanged il they didn't have hin
in a leather bag"
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24

Carleton. In the Boston Globe
We now know that Mcdowell had
about 2S, 900 men and 40 guns; that the
cOnt6Gor.tes on the field were 80 OOO
men and 81 gdtc' that, at the critical
moment in the afternoon, E'zey arrived
with 200 and additional gtib7' Nhile
lass than $1,000 troops participated in
| tho ,.,.""k,
1t was past .3rn when Burnside,
driving the confederate pi'kets before
him, reached Mathews house. las. Of
the house, in the woods, the conflict be-
gan. Evans having thrown his COM
hand into position, Bonham Joined him,
and Bee, bart6H and Jackson, with
their brigades, made al h=ste to take
position @long the turnpike.
The story Can he told briefly. Stand
with me at the Henry House. We are
on confederate ground, and car sac the
whole field. 1t is a mile across the
rayino to MathOw's-clear, open
ground The batteries here, by the
hour, cnn sweep the plateau on which
Hunter has deplUJea. His attack is
vigorous. His lines extend tGs, and
west of the Sudey road. Evans and
| Bo.ham are driven across the turnpike,
and Tyler crosses Rnll Run just above
the bridge, then advance" snd joins
Hunter. Sherman and Keyes press
toward the Henry House. la the field,
twenty nd, sj,st of the house, Bees
line begins to wai5- He shouts to his
men: "SGe Jackson, standing like Il
stonewall," e." and the name became his
toric. A moment later he falls. Two
small pines mark the spot A little ON
the confederate side, due south from
the further end, we come to the spot
where Barlow fell. The house, in the
edge Of the woods by rail fence, is
iockson's position.
1t is q so'clCck in the afternoon. The
confederates laTo been driven nearly
two miles, and tho tide # battle is
turning against them. The rcad to
Manassas is filed with fugitivcs, and
Jefferson Davis, riding toward the field,
hears woeful tales of disaster.
Down from the plateau, north OF the
ttlrnpike,rumble Griilin's and Ricketts,
batteries, the horses upon the gallop.
They 90 into position at the foot Of the
hill, and hurl shells upon the confeder.
ate lines. Griffin suddenly sees body
of troops in gray on his llaah, rams
home grape and canister, and wheels
his guns.
Don't tirer' 1t is the order of
Major barry, commanding the artil-
lery. "Ihey are your supports"
"They are coniedorstss.
"No, know they ae Jour sup
ports"
Griffin wheels his guns toward the
Henry House. The next moment there
Is a roll rt musketry, and his own and
Ricketts, horses and men 90 down, and
Ricketts, himself. It Is J. <ey, who has
left the cars at Garrisonvili5, four
miles distant, and who has arrived
upon the field at the moment he is
most ugeded. There is a short strug-
gle, but the tide has turned, The
great mistake of MAJOR Parry cannot
be retrieved. The union army hes lost
its aggressive force, and the retreat,
which ends in rout, begins. In the
couneiIa of the Almighty it was to be
as it was.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24

/ Las esq ~. NJ optic.
We are in reccift - Ma following
from lady: will you answer ,ot ira
few questions on ball room etiquette?
What do ball room introdIctions
amrnpt TOP Who is at liberty to give
introducuious' tf"c . gentleman es-
corting lady to ball any nlU.e c'-im
upon her than any other acquaintance?
What is the difference between the eti-
quettc of the ball room proper and that
of n private partyP'
the writer Ct tho sboye besides show.
ing thFt she ID & woman Of education
and sense, has demon5trGted very
clearly that she is possessed OF other
qualities which are not often seen,
even in tho mechanism Of what is
termed society" 1t is too often the
case, that dressed.up animals are ad-
mitted into this same society simply
bcrauag they possess few thousands
in money To guard against i'nposi-
tiOn by these same Doors df society,
etiquette of this kind is used. Our COZ e.
respondents questions are too numer-
ous for exhaustive answers, and we
shall simply give the etiquette u the
ball room covering most OF the ground.
Gentlemen should dance the first set
with the ladies' under their escort. 1t is
not necessary to dance Ito lGst dance
with them. Among persons not pre-
viously acquainted, the acquaintance
ceases with the dance; and II the gen.
tleman desires to dance n second time
with the same lady, he must be pre-
srnted again in short, his acquaintance
ends -ith cath Ganne, and, unless the
lady indicates otherwise, he ha5 no
claim to her recognition at any sub.
sequent time or other place. A gentle
man me5ting d lddy friend 1T a Grand
bail and wishing to dahce wifi her,
should be presented by her escort be-
fore taking upon himself the right of
dancing with her; nor should he en-
gage himself to the same lady for any
subsequent dance without the approval
of her escort, All introductions to
lady .. grand ball must be made eX-
cusivoiy By her oS3ottj unless tho es-
cort, with the lady's consent, delegates
the privilege to the floor manager, or
some other person. This is not simply
a protection to the gallantry of gentle
men having the responsibility of escort
ing ladies', but at the same time pre-.
vents 9thers from assuming or re-
!ingush'ng ut plc99nro tho duties of
such position. When d gent eman
asks for IN introduction to a lady the
person addressed is perfectly excusable
for answering, Il am not the lady's
escort" No gentleman is at liberty TO
introduce a lady to gentleman, hav-
ius ,ilot he" IN tho ball room. AT
private parties oDeihtiodtttlJn Is sNiti-
cient, as it is generally supposed that
persons giving these parties have in
vited none but persons whose future
acquaintance would be pleasant and
asr"earle. 1t is we'll tbat "bail room
etiquette is so sttict IN i,s rerrirG.
mcnts, for without it no lady would DC
protected. When these rules are un.
derstood and properly recognized, no
lady need suffer from insults or dis.
agreeable acQuaintances, and the COM
mon boor OF the to&h ferains as harm
less in Il crowded ball room as he Is
unnotcod and stunned in decent So
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Weekly Chillicothe crisis. (Chillicothe, Livingston Co., Mo.) 1878-19??, 1884-01-24

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