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The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24
IMPORTANT /!

PETER SAKE n son tlIOmcr Polk Saxe) are breeders
ind importers Of EVERY VARIETY OF TuOEcU GHBRED do
nestle live stock We Nave made this our SOLE bust
for the past FOURTEEN YEARS; have imported f2j
car loads from the Eastern and Middle States to Cali
fOrnia Home Olce Lick House, san Francisco) We
are also dealers in GRADE ANIMALS, especially sheep
| and mich cows We always SCH at very reasonable
prices and on convenient terms.
by the Claus Sprcckcls,' crrted nine head Of
Hosten -" Short Horn, ~ Jersey and Ayrshire"
breeding cattle, and within several crates
OF breeding Berkshire pigs and hogs. We expect to
remain here two or three month more-for health
and climate lin the meantime will receive orders
for any brced-iLmily strain Of GOOD BREEDING do
nestle animals, SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Office
with r. w Lame ESQ.,, No. % Fort Street. Honolulu
900 Inn PETER SAKE a HOMER POLK SAKE
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Among the many beautiful presents for the
coming holidays noticed last week at the
jeSelry store of Mr. Thomas Lindsay, Nuuanu
street, an elegant Sandalwood cane adorned with
solid gold head, inscribed, Presented to G. H
d. by l. h. T.. Xmas. 1884, designed as a Christ
mas gift to a well known gentleman on Kauai
The mounting and engrossing on the cane reflects
credit on Mr.. Lindsay as a workman, and the
present will. no doubt, be highly priced by the
worthy recipient The cane was sent to tue Gar
den Island by the james Mckee on tuesday.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The following letters are reproduced from the
columns of the 1dreriser, being far toe good to be
lost there, they are republish by the GAZETTE
Readers are requested to approach the perusal of
these valuable documents with due regard to
their solemnity and bonn fdes Ii is seldom that
so beautiful set OF original documents have been
set before the public in this form. Be thankful,
SAID
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Vessels in Port.
MEMORANDA.

Report OF I 5 5 City OF Sydney, Dearborn Com Oh
AHcklnnd pilot Dec p and discharged pilot same
Natc, o;5g M received Honolulu pilot Dec p $3.50
m- had pleasant weather and smooth sea the cptirt
gassaee except the last 3i hours, heavy NV swell and
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Office and smacks much Of the flavor Of Dan OrCon-
mel. The 'hoaxa is good one and was appar-
emily published in good faith BY the Alto. The
whole thing appears very much like an attempt 10
help the Government here 70 get forward grand
military scheme; in fact it is the army bill once
more coming to the fore
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

oiis os She latest novelties which will be placed
before the general public TO atrast attention and
coin is an exhibition by a real Bohemian PROBES
sor Greiner, Of the art OF glass blowing The ex-
and the opening day is set for the 18th inst at 10
a. m. The novelties which will be manufactured
include various kinds of useful and ornamental
articles one Of which is used to write this article,
glass pen To the gaze of n wondering public
will also be displayed, IN all its vitreous beauty
dress, made from collar to ounce, entirely Of glass
me exhibition will be both moral and instructive
and will b well worthy Of public patronage,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

CHMLINGwORTn-At Makawao, Maui. Dec 18th.
LIprA- daughter OF saml r. and Elizabeth A. Chilling
worth, aged years aud months.
HAlSELDEN-iu this city, on the aDth iust. Henry
G., youngest Of Talula L. and Fred H. Hayscldcn,
aged Il months and - days
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Al = o'clock noon az my Salcsruum. on Quesu
street. hunoluiu.
The Lease for term q ~ years o. the following Lots
in Hilo Hawaii, with an the
Buildings and Improvements Thereon, VIZ
Lilo, No. in PhhoHua. lilo. nov occupiea byG CIV
Wiigm' --iuo nerr, from January 1 iss5.
s-Lot No. . In Piihonua. fiIo. now occupied bv II
Porter 'elup acre, from Jan 3, 1856.
slot No. in Piihonua. Hiio. now occupi,sl By n
Porter, Se-ieo aerc from January 0, ISL
f-Lot No In Piihouua. lIilo now ocrupscd hr ]
keinhart @-ito acre, nom January ], iss5.
5-Lot In lilo occupied by W n Reed. 70 10 acre
from January l. is.
slot IN iiilo, now occupied by Kara. itinsers.
from January I, isS5
Lot in llilc now occupied by Nils from April
s-Loi IN ilile formerly leased to G rukhan,. from
o-Lo. In lilo, row leased to saipmau Elaasi..
from July q, iS,5.
lO-Let in Hilo formerly leased to O. smith. nom
July .. 1877.
Thg Leases are all ior twenty Year. with an the
the lots.
Rents are payable semi annually ia advanez.
Papers AZ expense Of Purchaser
~ For further particulars apply o. Hon e. H.
E.P. ADAMS. Aasrr
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Hoax

The Duly 4ifa of Dec. 18th, has wonderful
story of the sacking of Honolulu by pirates 1t is
most circumstantial in details, shows a thorough
knowledge Of the interior economy of the P. c. H.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24
Nrm advertisements.
Co-Partnership Notice.

JNHE UNDERSIGNED, BEG TO
L give notice that they have formed Co-pnrincrship
Al Koauoulu kua, Island OF Maui FOR the purpose Of
Stoek-raising and carrying on general Mercantile
business TO be styled the " kOAUOULU RANCH co..
YOUNG HEE,
AKOLOkA,
AIiIO.
koauonln, knIa, Mani. Doc. y. 1851 III 81
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JAMES RRoDIE,
VETERINARY SURGEON

COR. MILLER AND BERETANIA SITS.
Office Hours from to o; ito6. Pest Office Box XIX
rErordcrs may be left at the Pantheon staJles.-sa
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PORT OF HONOLULU.
Arrived.

Arrived
Dec lo-Nor bk Bycdo, Christensen. from Newcastle
-l-iMSS City OF Sydney, Dearborn. fm Colonies
A--OSs Alameda, Morse, from san Francisco
Sailed.
Dec lam hkiue kiisap, Robinson for Port Town.
-l-Ain BIZ q y NhitmOTO, Calhoun. for III Town'd
-fMSS City Of Sydney, Dearborn, for 5 Fran
Jam hginc Claus sprcCkes. Drew. for Fran
Vessels in Port,
III Brig Tawcra
Haw brig Hazard
Am hk Abbic Carver Pcnd'rfur
Am bltnC Eureka, Lee
Am bdnc klikitat Cutler
Am bktnc Discovery. Pcrrimau
Nur ok Bygdo, Christensen
OSS Alameda, Morse
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Administrator's Notlee.

THE UNDERSIGNED HAVING
Il been appointed Administrators o. The Fsf1fe of
. W. Kahuia, late Of Klneohe. deceased b. order of
Hon. A. r. iutd dated the iith day d November 1851
estate 70 prcsent III with The vouchers daily anti ri-
IL afed- within siz months from the date hereof AZ ne
oiice o. W z. Castle. iu Honolulu or they viii be
forever barred. Perscn- owing said estac
% make inmt di.te payment az the said once when
recover such dnee.
Dated Honolulu. Dec 8. ISL
W. n. CASTLE
IUfsA AUUKr
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

KoNA, APATASG, August 10Th, 1888.
KALAKAUA KING OF KINGS:
My Coop BROTHEE--I note what you say through
Captain Trip. 1t is excellent. desire that you
should assis our land, for we desire to be under
your rule, in the same way that you are under the
rule of foreigners.
,lSgued.l IL KAIEA, King of Apiang.
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AFEMAMA. KuRIA. Sept. 23rd. 1ss

- APEMAdA, hUBIAr sept. 23rd 1883.
KING kALAKAUA
God.
have received your letter. What you say is
good, viz, that we frauternize with one anothe r
and that we agree with one heart 20 love one
another in truth.
Kalakaua, let US assist one another in looking
after those of the Gilbert Islands which are bad.
Iarawa Is the only island that is bad
Do, you then settle upon your day for righting
matters there, for you have ships. And when you
have fixed upon day for settling its matters, do
you come to me first in order that may prepare
my men TO accompany you.
tSigned) IIS BTSoKA, King of Apemama,
kuria, MAMMA, Arenuka, and Ma Noute Islands.
e.
FRoM THE Hon CmEFs or THE ISLAND OF IA
EAwA.
TARAw,, Feb 18th, 1884
To His Majesty Kalakaua, King of the Hawaiian
Islands. Regards TO you Your Majesty.
We have learned this day Your Maiesty's mind,
and we wish to join together with one mind in
this work, that We may live and be in peace with
each other. We wish to express to Your Majesty
our deep aloha for the kindness you have done
us, and we send you our never ending love
tsigned) ToAULU. the Chief.
TEEiAKU the Chief
.F.r
FROM NABAKNruKIA, KING or BUTARITAEI MAX
ms ISLAND.
MAKING, Feb. p, 1884,
To our Great aud Good Friend King Kalakaua,
of the Hawaiian Islands, Greeting:
At the present time / inform you, with sorrow,
that King Nanteite departed this life on the 18th
| of February, at the hour Of O'Clock in the
morning, while he away at one of the pro-
vinces of his kingdom, consulting with his people
at that place. The God of Gods came while he
was there and ended his work in this world, to
rest in the other world.
wish to inform you, with great respect, that
he has left what he had not finished for me to do
and that ] place full confidence and regard in
your aloha, aud help towards me- the same as you
gave to my predecessor now dead, so that the love
| that binds our people together may be perpetual
further ask You. with deep respect to listen:
Dur heir to the throne is Nan Tiata, who is Is
years old. he is granted permission to go to
your capital city of Honolulu to study and receive
education in the English and Hawaiian; and any
| lansuage-and especially to study military and
other lessons.
And we wish, furthermore, to make known to
you that We depend upon your kingdom to make
known TO Us the expense and cost of this educa-
| ton.
And We assure you that the friendly consulta-
tiOn that has been carried on by my predecessor
with Your Maiesty's Commissioner is confirmed
tSignedl NABAKAToKIA,
King of Makins.
NAS Tara. Prince and Heir Apparent.
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FOLLOWING LANDS
Belonging TO the Estate Of His lafe Royal
IIlshncs- LELElOHOKU viz.

The Ahupuaa Of MOEANOA tn North Koan Hawaii.
Kuleana SO. c9,I
The Ahupula Of MONOKAHAu IKI IN North
Kona. Hawaii. 90 acres. Royal Patent ss-S
The Ahupaaa Of HooKENA aud ;LAUHULu va
North Kona, Hawaii. Eueana ~. 9gSu
The Ahupaaa of KEALIA in North Kona Hawaii.
Kuennn 70. Tie.
The Kaleana Of KEOPU ed iu North Koua Hawaii.
% 1910 acres; Royal Patent iiE.
The Ku;eana Of LANIHAUIKI iu North Koua
Hawaii, . 7-io heres ROYAL Patent Jis.
The Kuleana Of LANIIIAuIRI ia North Koua
Hawaii, Sc acres; Royal Patent mE
Tue Kuicana Of mONBAULA IN North Eous IIa-
wall. 5riOo acre, Royal Patent liis
The Kulenna Of HONUAULA North Kona' ia.
vail, % itio acres; Royal Pitent5ie.
The Ahupuaa Of PUMA In Puma, Hawaii, Kaleans
No. $50
The Ahupuha Of KAALA In Hanakua, Hawaii .fsa
acres; Euleaua No. eg7i.
The III alma Of Pau in The Ahupula Of Poioia Eoaa
ia, Hawaii.
\ House Lot lIAKAHoSU Eailua. Hawaii
A House Lot TArAULA ia Kaiiui. Oahu.
The Ahupuaa Of PAEOiII. Lahaina Maui. iapana,.
ROYAL Patent rsss.
Apana !. ltiop icre-;
Apana 2, 9 fi-tlo acres.
Apins ., . no sores.
spnua issi rods
- For further particulars apply 10 - J. CART
WRIGHT, ESQ., OF
E.F. ADAMS. Aae'sr-
HonoIaIa. Deelmber sIh. 1ssl
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BORN.
DIED.

In Honolulu, Dee 2ist to the wife Of Capt. +. n
cos, a daughter.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

No meeting of the Stock and Bond EXCHANGE
last week This is the time of all others thar re-
guar sessions OF the association should be held the
present conditions of stocks bonds and MORTGAGES
being matter of public enquiry
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Mrs Leavitt arrived at Hiio on Thursday, De
cember 18th, and commenced her meetings at
once. She spoke on Thursday, Friday and satur-
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

MIR. d Mrs. L. II. Hayselden sustained loss dur.
lhS the past week which has drawn 10 them thc
sympathy of the community, VIZ: the death of teil
youngest son Henry G. at the age OF IA months
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

There will be Christmas Concert OF Thursday
AZ lernoon, at Emma Square, a. 80. by the Ha-
walian and Reformatory School Bands under the
direction of Professor Berger
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Among the passengers who arrived law IN, a.,
ned1, were Col. g. W, Macfarlane, George Cirey
maciariane, OF Glasgow; Mr.. JAS. Campbell. Mai.
FENDER and $. Magnin -'''
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The thermometer stood at Gl. Fahrenheit or SIM
day morning, and lots of people began 70 howl for
a double allowance OF blankets One hdy Dc
clared 1t had been freezing.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The spar buoy has been washed away during
inc late storm and in its stead cone buoy has
been placed The semaphore apparatus at Dia-
moha Head was blown away during the same gale.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Messrs w. g. Irwin & Co have moved from the
premises situated on the south west corner of
Fort and Queen streets, TO more spacious rooms in
me SI, opreckels's block on Fort street maiHu Of
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24
Hawai-.

Mrs Leavia left Hlo on Monday morning to
visit the volcano.
The topmast Of the flagstaff in the court yard. at
Hilo. fell with crash on Tuesday morning, De
cenber 18th whilst workmen were msking few
repairs. Owing TO the rottenness of the cross
trees and head OF the mast the topmasi was broken
in IFS fall into several pieces.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

A DDREss AND BUSINESS cAnDs vEar.
n y done A. the Gazette once.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The monthly collection of accounts is a move in
the right direction and will probably be followed
out by number of firms. Small profits and
fortunes.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

George Hutchinson, son of DR.. f. b. Hutchinson.
has successfully passed the civil service examina-
tlon IN New Zealand. George was for many years
mathematician
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

On Monday the steamer Fisa,, WAS I,,,l,l ,,,,,,
the Marine Railway for cleaning and painting be-
low the water line, and came of Yesterday morn
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Last week, after discharging her cargo, the e. D..
Whtm0re went on the Marine Railway for some
much needed repairs below the water line. which
were completed by Saturday. and the vessel sailed
for the Sound early Sunday morning.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The Teachers Association will meet at the Y. NJ.
Z. A. Hail. on next Monday, Tuesday and Wednes-
day mornings; The season will probably contribute
towards full attendance of members a Econ
summation dev0utly to be wished.,
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The p NJ. 5. s. Ctyof Sydney arrived in port
here on the evening of the 2lst inst with Sydney
inclusive, She sailed again for San Francisco at
10 p. m. carrying cabin and steerage from here.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Among the passengers by the zealaHdia were
Mr.. and Mrs. Arundel This gentleman, who has
so many friends here. has been spending several
months in the South Pacific, lastly at Sydeuham
Island where he has considerable interests. As
the crew of his steam yacht needed holiday, and
the vessel required cleaning, the vessel has gone to
Auckland. where the men belong, and Mr.. and
Mrs. Arundel took the mail steamer intending to
pass a couple of months in California. On their
return it is possible that they may make short
stay on the islands
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The house of Portuguese, living at the corner
of the Pauoa valley road, WAS entered by sneak
thieves during the absence of the ownerat Church,
and SIP in money was stolen. The house had been
thoroughly ransacked, boxes and bureaus were all
opened and the contents scattered over the floor
The thieves had opened some cases of iewelry, but
had left the contents. Officer Marcos was promptly
on the spot TO investigate, but clue could be oh
tanned. Why Is there not a regular policeman
stationed about the upper part of the valley roadl
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

\ fine specimen of local manufacture is that dis
played as bis handiwork, by Mr.. A. H. Rasemaun
the book-bindsr The books are bound in leather
and the work froE an outside view is quite credit
able TO the resources Of Mr.. Rasemann's establish.
ment, being the largest and heaviest Job of binding
ever turned out in this city. The books again,
consist of ledger Journal and cash and are on OK
hibition in Wiseman's Office window.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The road -rOler supervisor, and engineer were
all present during entire day last week, at the
rear Of the Hotel, placing the pathway in proper
condition. small portion of the time there wasted
might have been better used for the public benefit
Clean the streets
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

reports from tho captains of the inler-islaud
steamers show that number OF ports of call ,y,r,
passed by on the last trip on account Of the rouGh
weather.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Nan Tn1A, Prince and Heir Apparent p aren't
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

Chflstmas and New Years DAYS A., i,,.I
observed here as Governrner,. boIi5,,.- '''''
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

That The Government organ, the IdraEfiscr, is
hand in glove with the perpetrator Of the Piracy
hoax, published in the 5. L. iIta, is made appar-
eat by the fact that stereotype plate Of The article
rus Jcceired at Naf Office per AldHe11 and from
which the extra was printed. Some hoax. more
costly, viii probably be now played by the -four
Jacks in the cabinet
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

During last weeks storm / on NJ ,,;,. g,
ffetty good for rainfall 81 ,r,,.llr 5l - -
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The Los Gatos California; Mail mentions =
pleasant visit paid that office lately by "Mr Thos.
q. Ihrum, of the Saturday Press, who gave an
interesting account of the islands and their pro
spects. Mr.. Thrum comes for his health, which
has been much broken down by close attention to
business and will visit California extensively be-
fore returning
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24
ISLAND Locals.
ABOUT Tows.
a merry Christmas to You all.

ABOUT Tows.
A merry Christmas to Won all.
The public and private schools If ,t, ,,,.. ,.,
up last Friday. '-nO'iS oi lae city broke
:, Rags suitable for bandaoe- an, ,,.,,.
tue Branch Leper Hospital. - '''u i'''Oea az
nj Inc barkentine " n. D,nopd seile, fr,, ss,
-''''O'Soo Tor this port on Dec. 18th. wa INN
christmas and New Years dave, t.,.t.
''s'''eo mere as Government holidays.
ar On IN. CHRISTMAS day there WIN be turkey shoot,
a. 'he Sasino commencing at nm
D.aElns last weeks storm 10y inches OF rain fl
= e''y good FOR rainfall Of under y hours.
On last Sunday no less than three dead i,ors.s
"e'e 'ioA'ing OF the entrance to the harbor.
Ihrum's annual is to hand and contain a l,7oo
''-''' u valuable and interesting matter.
ILe testimonial concert to AIr. C. H. assel,,s-,,
Nlil take place at the Y. NJ c. A. Hail on ~ &C.,
ing Of the 18th inst. ''ie s''ii-
Inc 5oisterous weather prevalent prsyel,tsj tho
ydn,es naEee from leaving port here tirtfI t fter
noon Of the 2lst inst ''-' ''' YER
me Aiqiae5a did not arrive in DOR; until ro,n
ne oFa' beng delayed q hours by nreyajIit,,
mead winds and rough seas.
il5ns have been selected and tenders are now
asAou iof the erection OF chemical laboratory Il,
connection with Oahu College.
Inc choice Of stalls, for one year. In the Fish
market, VIII be sold on the 18th inst on tlIe me
misses, by order Of the Minister of Interior.
Her Majesty will hold reception AZ tine Pa,aca
on her birthday, Dec. 3lst Visitors vim he re-
eeiyed from 10 a N. till p ~
Water has been shut Of from the drinking tr,urb
on hing street. Cause, danger of spending he
diseases farcy OF CHAMBERS 50 prevalent AZ present
Mrs. ]. y. c. Wallace's Academic School for
girls closed on Friday FOR the holidays Il viii
resume work upon Monday, January oh. 1856.
reports from tho captains of the inler-islaud
steamers Show that a number OF ports of cali were
passed by on the last trip account Of the rough
weather.
The Christmas vacation Of the scholars Of Iolaui
college commenced on Dec. 18Th closing the school
Term OF leoi. The next term will commence Jan
18th, 1885.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1884-12-24

The condition Of the streets during the past week
has been simply disgraceful. The sidewalks in the
lower part of the city have been flooded with mud
and water on the occurrence Of each storm. In
the meantime the Road Supervisor quietly smokes
his pipe, draws his salary and stays under cover
when It rains. As before said the crossings at least
shonld be kent rnassahla
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-08-23
AUTUMN REVERE.

De bloom am on de cotton an de boil is
 'gunter nod. An de summer fower's sieepia' beh!a' de
 crusty clod: De ~hipperwill's CT singia an de chatter
 jack is gay, An de hoppefgrass am merry As hs ndes de
 load CT hay. De early air am braein' An, de sus te seems
 ter shout, As he rises in de mawn.n fa- ter ?9, de fog
 ter rout; De guinea-hea am noisy as she trips de gar
 den walk, An de huntin' dog am frisky when he heahs 5
 de rife talk In de woods de lonesome echo is CT bringia
 up de past, An we seem ter heah de iub'd ones o5 whom
 we,se seed de last. In de fancy what kin na,ur' she hab giben
 fer de pol. We sees de smiles O ehii' what am gone
 fur eber mo-. De year he pear ter res, erwhiie an look
 back on his work, Wid CT smile fur him dat's 'dustious ar CT
 frown fur him dat shirk. Fur naiur' she's a farmer" bu, she neber
 len's her ham Ter de planter whut am lazy an's erfeert Q
 heat an san.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-08-23

case was asvsr heard cf asaia. Hc~ ioag have you besa eccsatric. Mr. uck. skillet ].
 Lickmoss is my name. ST soa ol John Iickmors. Loadoa. t. C"
 @An right Rather an old family, | psrcsivs. Soa of Ioha Liokmore. B. e.
 -Londoa, k. c., said. sis."
 An sigas. How ioag have you besa eccentric. Mir. Lickspistls r'
 told you that my name vas Lick. mors."
 -Thats . tact. How long have you bssn eccentric P
 Ever sisee vas boy"
 No loager than thati ies. yell this is very rsmaskabie. Bsen eccentric ever sincs he vas a boy. ba, presumably no loager. You have . righ, to bs scesa- the. All great men are peculiar. am rather aig-sag myself. Been scesa1ie ever since he was . boy. its evident tha, he was never & girl. A very remark able case. Say. boys. t s,r,kss me that I am pretty drunk. ii aay one has d,s- covered the decision of this court. hs will please regard h ,n the ligh. of con. 6dsnce aad keep has own counsel. Mr. Constable, psll that iug hem ua- dss the bunk. Gentlemen. this is Aa sc- centric occasion."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-08-23
JUST HIS LUCK.

Binly belongs to that class of accom- modating men who are ever ready to furnish humorous suggestions. The other day he went into the office of the Wtekly Lasg1isg ,SiOck and said to the editor:
 "John, know you are always on the lookout for something funny. and know that it's pretty hard work to think up enough ssuff to ill your paper. 90 1 sas down this morning and dashed you of something that lrnow you'll like. Listsn and I'll read it to you: My friend who is in New York says Robbie, is in an un- certain coalition 'Whyy asks JoRlss. Because he is in . doubtful ssaie.' Nov ain't that good thing"
 sSplsndid," said the editor.
 "I knew you would appreciate 1t. You may run 1t in q your owl. don't want any credit, fos yeu sse 1 can throw o6 such things dthous any trouble. Whsn you print il, lst me have ten or swslvs copiss of the paper"
 Ths editor rsAscssd Sor . moment. He did not vish to o6end his friend. His fcs hsightsned: @Confound it." said hs, q h juse my luck. I'd kke to psiss that thing ios it's dsvilisA 6ss, but caat. You - ths republicans say dat Nsv Yosk l. not doubeinI and the dsmoxsts say t is sure. This staae of a6aiu would hep the iske fom bsing copied by the political papes, and, besides, each parry would rsgard me aa enemy"
 "Bus couldnt ve Iocafs is in some othsr seaief" ssksd she anxious humorist.
 ~No, that vouidn't help ii any"
 ~Tel you what do :: Put t under my name and that would reiievs yoa of ail psspoasihilisy."
 sNo, shas wouldn't do. for they'd think l was trying to shirk."
 "That's bod, isn't if.r
 .Well, should ssy %. wish could use is, but you sse hov am situated" ]" "Wei1, m dasA o6 somsehing sise fos you pretty soon.1