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LOST.

I OST - CLOAK - LONG, BROWN PLUSH
cloak trimmed with black fur on Monday after
noon, Nov 10, road between east entrance of
Crown Hill Cemetery and city, So reward viii be paid
if left at Camplin & Resner's shoe store % West
Washington street.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1884-11-12
FINANCIAL.

ITO LOAN-MONEY-ON CITY PROPERTY. L.
i c.. HOWLEpT s Condit Block.
MONEY AT THE LOWEST RATES OF INTER
NJ est. j. w, WILLIAMS 81 CO.. 3 and Vinton
Block.
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street.
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DISSOLUTION.

NTOTTCE-PUBLIG NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN
~ that the partnership existing between the
dersigned under the of Howard e Deng has
cen dissolved by mutual consent. William Is. How
ard alone will collect the assets and settle all &C.
counts of said firm. WI. b. HOWARD,
RUSH s DENItT
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
WEST SHORE ROUTE.

HEM,lDKk. WEsT sHohG BUFFALO RAILWAY
AND NENlOkh. ONTARIO AND W I.-'rI,itN NV
On al after Janulry l-si trains viii Ieave 80
t0rtaIdt and West 4-e street Stations
tVl Chicago, Suspension Brge Niagara Pals au5 prgo
q -'
70 newark, Rochester, Syracuse ana One,a, ,eo On -
pa -, N' .
,4ll. g.JG. Il.2U a % IA. N-' '~oNsoA~
Albany Citsklil 30, il:-U a m; 4:5O -s.o o.,
O."e.o. Dnulua, Norwich, sidney. 5:5U A. -
,SeEoait, hl1sston, Highland, FoIsAkeepSe. % $50
IL d. $40. 4.,0 - y. m.
Aiduei0aL. SO ll.I0 d. M. 3:lu, 400 p
-Dally. OtbeT Trains daily e1ct tYt -IudAy-
bunei fsrof Cars $50 and ll.%Oa m and 4:30p m
FsIlos 5u1et cars $50 a. FOR Syracuse and
10 hester
Painan BuGet Sleeping Cars Train Tor Bua4lo
a4l Liillaea-
Ici,- and stations aud At CiCes Of The
Ialy. jersey Cy, FeBH lyana Italr0ad station. bfOOAy
40 CuiIt-sti Annex Otce, foot Of futOhsi 90 ltO-
g. az No. Dekalb-aye. ~cN-i OIk Sliy Nos. 4c@, "a
syl 90 4l5 94C broadway, No Union square
iol ltl2vc No I6s last I2Jthst PeBn kI. sta
e. 10 DesDTOssesst, fOOt COrtiandtSt ShCre
bta To-, logI v Get acct.
HkERY MoSKrr. Gen. Passa Agent
q
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
PHILADELPHIA AND READING
RAILROAD
FROM STATIONS or o,J
NFw-JTRcFY CTNTRAT, DINISlOM

RAILROAD
TFwJTRsEY y CTNTRaT }agr2 nIHISl2RN HIShR
tOOd UF IL ~ ofi' Or - il;;rcokvn via Annex Boats.
A''''' from brooklyn Bridge Pier
TINE TABLF-rAKING EFFECT nov ~ ~ -.
RoIe m al 746i eso il:i5 A. m 9O 400 49o 5Sc 100
1900 p.m SUNDAYS at si5 n m, 800 l1oo p % an ,rI
DSt SSsi6@ Fiji gt a' ManaH conano
DRAW TSG.EooM JARS IN all Day trains and SLEEPING
Rearninr % leave s paiLApEuPHIA Ntn eua GreGn Sc,
$50 sac $50 1l:O6 NJ lis S:i5 $40 0+9i i5oop R
Rsrs. ssgNpAf ~ a o So SO "a 96o am G loo 100 80 5d CSo}
NJ SUNDAY Is ulr 4:5o0. N. o- c,o
LEX sc G6Efi52$ 96 i68 T$irfa 81 ao m & 5i1S AZ Ga
SUNDAYS. l2j. 9.1S 2. m, 6.lJ T.. NJ - "a
For WILLIAAaroIsi al 80 ':4o 500 a. II" ''40' fV'
IdrsrNBURY ana LEwIsBURG atC45. 7:l5 a. m7 S45
F READING and HARRIsBURG ct 40 9'99 1 ll15A 5 H.
100 1870. 400, 5.3O 1900 Sundays al 15o p III
For SCRANTON at G45, 900 .. n, S:43 20 N
ForwILKEsBARRE and PITTSToN e Oh oOoa m"
100 l3 9A5, $50 p. N. sunday at 0;3op H.
lor BlItfO- 90 -. Ia o;io 2 lL - .
FCrTAMAQCA at $40, ''-o 9OO 4 H. 1000 I3V 74'' 4''
,l,Y-FttI 80 IT, ALLENTOWN AID MAUcH cHUNK
r. CAS- 500 a. LOO 1:c0 $40 55O p IL Suuu@yA a.
Fc, SAsrox at e,5 900 H. 100 1so al' 400 i:'o
toI o,' oIAT1oNs oS I4ioH BRIDGE BRANCH at 900
ttFiftfrSG i.sC roT at e45 600 a. n 100 1so 400 4So
b.o0 5.3Op Sundays, i.3o D. ID "a,
20 II 5S Ct 55G a5 g. p 79o 9 55 j o56p % N sun
Gays ftE:0Oa a m I50 500 9oop m. ...-
ICr rLAINFIELD at G45. 10 500 80 leG 80 ar 3'
90 ] so s3G 3.z5 400. 4:3j 500 5:i3 D ~ 1l6 o,'s
CCSQQ g3c 1890, 1900 pm. SUNDAYS at o'o" o'4'
an. 1885, 400 j:31. 8GJ, l20Up 1
tuFIIZABHTI AT G:l5 G:45, 7:I5. 75. 500, $50; 500
$50 / go lN3O 1l15 1I5D %, 10, l3W 49, ~
$50 800 800 3:i5 4J1 4:lj 4:5U 40 900 o;I" 253 o
1i.S0 1900 n sGNDAYsAt sOU $40 am 1880 4JO
$3.50. 5:O1 l2.Ho ~ -
IaNEwAI.K at 5.oO bah GI5. 64j 7l5. 80 500 ~
80 600 5:T5 8.tj l0.l5 1O.85 l1.l5 700 M L -
III 300 23 800 $50 400. 43O. 5Ul 70 80 9to'
0t 6l5 CSC 100 G:3O OLD S't Jtt0, lJ.ou ~
le01 nm SUNDAYS at 500. 81 b tcl1 an 4%OuDl Lib
900 900 300, 6.lj 500 800 Su.3O
Fcr I1.,G SRANgu O,EAN GROVE, .Ec-- ,sl.i gam ~
800 SIS aui 1870 400. 500 Ia SUNDAYS eAoePs
ocean Grove al AGO. lO;i5 a NJ
r-,r .rt.r.f-,.- o. 2.l5. 1900 i20. 4=Do ,
1orT TAKFWOOD Toms RIVER and BAi.NEGA4 ~ $40
sn i5O "a. with through pariOr cars Oh 400 u
Iol N4NELAND and BRIDGEI0N n 1870 p m
NEW-JERSEY SOUTHERN DIVISION.
From Pier No : North River, sandy look.
For LONG BRANCH, EATONIONN, &C. al +:JO p. n
Tickets can be procured at loot Liberty Pier No North
River n l6- ~ tZ5l - aud -tq 3tbav5e,
So dave. l Rivinetcl-stS 10 GIeenH ch-stl
and rrucipai III Newly Ork city. In Br00ENn al
Noe. CouT.-st.: 10 Broadway; go and S59 on
81 In HoroEen, 2jf Washlugt0n-s,, n J.
Transfer Company will call Gnd check baggage llOH Oels
" ~ " {. G. HANCOCK
General Passenger and Ticket Agent, PLIadeQhlA
Dc L. " OOi A-'' O'N'i1 -l'- H. r. BALDWIN.
General Eastern Passenger Agent ll9 Libertyst, \
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
PHILADELPHIA AND READING
RAILROAD.
DnAF Cws eTfInM nl
RAILROAD
FROM STATIONS OF ..-,-
NFW-JERSEY CENTRAL DIVISION
Eo6T OF LIBERTY ST. NORTH lSlNEtL r4s
roct co ,ectiou 10 and from BroosVn VIA flheA bO'
ie0' '' from Brooklyn Bridge Pier

vpoIf sT aTIOSs OF
NEw-JERSEY CENTRAL DIVISION
FOOT OF LIBERTYsT. NORTH RIVEL, , po.+s
Direct connection TO and PIdFITn IT hinge Pier
r-,,p rABI.E-TAKING EFFECT NOv IS 1883.
Tor pm ADrLPHIA and TRENTON " BounG NO Bro2s I3
TSqs ISS % al s SstSD&Ys STS :,t at si5 $50 i2oop N
Direct connection at wayIe Jgnet1f% fo i a1synnK Coulo
pRAWIHG ROOM CARS on all Day Trains ana sLi-I-' 1''
,,.,rn0s leave PHILADELPHIA Ninth and Creensts,
40 10 93l 100 m lI5 ; s4S; SAO; oA2I51 sI 3D8
m ssN9AYi ~ 5io s$o s2o g. 800 a M SO 8:5O $50 $50
~ m SUNDAY Sis a m, 4:SO p. m
Aecss AeCs 1905 iiS{ a n, o. 4;22. 62i, lisp n SUN
r gA3 A1311'IlITANsPoRT + ia at 645 7A5 900 m 945 400
rR P gH1jJ,PuRY M and LEw1sBURG at Gas. 745 $40
For 4n1NG and HARRISBURG at 7a5 900 ii 1lj5 "a NJ
loo I.s0 400 $3.50, 1900 D. IN sundays ai o'oV ,. '
Eor sCT,ANToN at o:i5. 900 a m. 3;45 p m
WI66 * EsnARBsE s5 and nd fl59S suhy5 At g. 6 o OO a. ~
For DRIFTON at 6:f5 a. m, 3:l5 p m
For TAMAQUA at 645. 75, 9Ooa m 100, 1:O S45, AGO..
.o- RrTTrITHEM. ALI EVTOwN ard MAUCH CHUNK
al Gao 800 m, loo, $780, $40 $3.50 p H. sunday al
FOR EAsToS at ei5. 300 loo, lSo, a45 400, 4:3o
$50 ?. sundays $50 p. N. - -
for STATIONS or HIGH BRIDGE BRANCH at 900
a M ~ 0 43Op m.
For FLE1CNGTON at 645 200 m, l;oo $50 400 4;5o
300 $50 IN. sundays 100 p m
For RYIIES J S 6 o GG2 1882 S3 6 i 1883 % b. Go 3 G
For PLA IEFIELD ct $50 715 goo 92o 1880, lll5 NJ
100 6G 40 10 30 l.: D. SUNDAYS at 500, 5:i5
g. IN. l.s0, 400 100, 300, 100 p H.
For ELIZABFTH at G15, o. 715. 7i5, 800, $50 900
$50 G.na 10 30 ilsl5 1l31 I'D, 12:l5 l:o0, l3 900
2S0 500 $50 9:45 4OO, s15, 40 t45. $500. 81 = b=o
fi45O. i456 n SUNDAYS at 500 Sl5 I:5o, a'o
$50 800 1900
r., NrNv nix at 300 5:l5 G:l5 C45 7I5 7:90 500 IL
$50 900 9 = q:45 1O:15 lO45 III N. 1900 M l3 y
1.i5 900 23O 800 80 400 4:3O, 500, 5l5 b5n o.
600 Gl5 ESQ ZOO 1880, g s. 9:o0 e;45. 1890 Ia >
10 nm SUNDAYS az 500 $40, 10 IS N, 1900 H.
1I5, g. 10 800, 300 6l s:00, 9:9l 10: m -, III, .
800 SI5am, l;SO, 400, 600 Ii. SUNDAYS except
ocean rove az 400, lU:4j m.
,por FREEHOlD-At6 3, S.15, II W, 1880. !. 5p m
a. m 80 4:jOp with tLroueh plIoi cars on 4oO p L.
for WIN ELAND and BRIDGETON at l;30 p m.
NEW-JERSEY SOUTHERN DIVISION.
from Pier No ?, North River, via SANDY Hook
forIONG BBANCH. GATONIOWN, etc, al 4 p IN.
Tickets cap be procured at foot Liberty Pier No SEorh
River % lb2 207. 25l I'll 4ls I'll 944 1877 lo- sud
16OI Braatway; 737 and 743 Gthavei 34Z %oayr Biy
Ington.-t; lO GTecuvich-st and principal Hotels ~ New
gs0 and 7Ss FutOn-st In H01oke. -6+ Washingtmst X
A. Tran. Ter company viii c2 for aud cheek baggag from lO
fels residence 10 destination.
T. q. IfANCOCK,
General Passenger and lex ct a gent, Philadelphia.
L. WGOT1 IN. GeaeIal Manager
J.. BALDWIN.
General Eastern Passenger Agent ll9 Ibery-st, ~ y
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
GTARINS

GTARIN'S ..--..--...
COMPANY.
Office Pier Is, ~. I. oct oi COFfandt.st.
Consnrneus freight 1orwaiued directed 90 any part
cue world
UNEQUALLTD FACILITIES FOR DISPATCH
CrGeI received for delivery OF al kinds Ot freight ami
tlanCise 10 any part OF the city
TIA AND hARBOR TOWING AND RIVER AND HAIR
EOR LIGHTERAOE.
FREIGHT every description promptly Ashtered TO any pon
.tthe Larror reasonable rates
STEAMBOATS,, BARGES AND GROVES TO CHAR
TER FOR EXCURSIONS.
Steamer lOIIN H. sTARIN for NEW HAVEN. leaves Pier
IS y H. foot Of COTtlandtst, al p daily. SUNDAYS
excepted.l
METROPOLIS EXPRESS CO. between New York ana
NeW-Hayeu. Care aud dispatch guaranteed
Freight for points D. l. q W. R. r. received Pier 10
IoINe'g- i svtn and points East at Pier Is
NORTH SHORE STATEN I-LAND.-Elcven Mills for
Ten Ceuts IOm Pier 1. h. h. loot Of " he
hallst
CENTRAL SHIPYARD, COnmGnfpaw, y. J.-Dry Docks
Eaclne and Boiler shops Everything apptrtanius 10 Cus
construction and repair Of vessels
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
DressmaiiH1.

nRESSMAkING.-By yOung lady TO go out
II b. the plain sewing assist with dressmakn
can make Dutton es, ~. " ". sewing
ln9, hines Aodfess II. l., BOX 80 Tribune Uptown once
l,@5s BIOaawby.
! nRESSMAKER.-By a thoroughly expert
- eLced drePsnnker Wo hrsf-cla7s ntCr and good
n0nQ ar reuoieug dr. few engagements
py the Gay or week moderate during dun Ad
dress D. NJ. Tribune Uptown Once i,22s BfoaGway
II nRESSMAkING.-A dTessmaker and mil
- liner M rate desires fow al home
o. ~ e day address Miss 4tACkHAZLA Soa Wsst 22dsI
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
eieomtoais anb nailroaos

RALl lnn9Fi- MI FAsT line To THE WEST
~ Vic Phiadepia Baltimore and Washington
T,aIns lcqve Penn wanna X X Depot o,r,s west
Suydafy fasT ST wFsSFREss roUS seepSf
reacRes TO Chicago Cincinnati. St Louis 'onn'
i9p's spSieRr dniv Washington snean ront
FOR Tire Tables sess 81 sna s Rross ssy 4Cour
y BBrSosiyn S PehnsyNsnia Railroad. ----------
NrFW YORK CENTRAL AND ID Hup1SS - IssS
~ prXt,p acknowledgements NON' 10 49,"
rongh trains win leave Grand Centra Tp rxnrcss with
YET ia y M Western New. York and NoItiern HAP' ~
% Fat Limited Chicago Express with a. Gns n &
.5n,ne AZ Albany, Utica Syracuse l9I -, net day
tleNtI" S etc,yo Express drawing room cars lOCHau
ts,s rochester Bufalo c0nnee's ~" ress with
III a m Western New-lork and NOf'"oi" 'AF'
eJ m gsey Troy and tea Express cars
o9T RECOMMENDATION 10 Albany ana lny Tor Ncosar,
81 m u Louis Express win seepus 9 'TJeio Detroit
rails Buhaio, CInci matt except oa'u" "'y' A'
nnd ~ xprss with sleeping TO Syracuse ana 70
.nnnrn road also 10 NOnrea ,,- cara for Rnchester
m Pacific Express Win seSPrS 1sSo ~ Ionis Cswe
yausalo cleveland. Toledo, DetroIS nlc"so' 0" '
puAs -, oovviIe Except saturday, ond
s1 N m sight Express with sleeplng car % a. West md
,rees with the morning trains iOr TIE " eS' Al"
Soffh Except saturday night -, ,,.Do, No 8 Bowling
ctets on sale Grand Central IeR2t, gyrass
o,ss1 30 End Broadway ana ~ "ssg' Nex vorL
a. SSS Washington and S6l Fulton s'sr Di'oAF'' ~
fourtt iSs in rawine room and sleeping cars can o.
',T NJ Sny OF the ticket offices IN Ne%,1o osA OiS
allied for and checked from res Sunday
sThese trains run ualiy' AL G 3 MEEKER,
J. NJ. TOT CE1 CeuerafPassenger Agent.
DOpIrJ.AR SHORE LINE.-For Prnvldeences' cree
t'OIs,or srd me EAST rail from Grand , y, y
treeexpress lay LSund9ys& & TaS p m with palace
teIns cxrrsss leaves Grand ttpral DSpoi at p
n srryes at Newport 7;45p IN + " PoPPLE Agent
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
TNHE ERIE RAILWAY, now know as the
4 NEW YORK, LAKE ERIE AND WESTERN RAIL


Arrangements OF trans from CAanbersstreet Depot.
!Rm-ld.y except Sundays. Day EXpress d1awIn--roo
coaches 10 BinghamtOn Enna snd Buffalo. Sleeping
(pm dsly. st LOuIs Limited E1press-NO charge
lor iast mePulman Sleeping Coaches Buffalo, aTtviH.
s-5 Niagara Falls . d IA; 7.O5 a Ceve
land IA Cincinnati $50 Louis $40 second
day Connecting trains arrive Detroit $40 Toledo $40
Dayl-Paclhc Express for the West Solid Train o.
Pullman bay and sleeping COACHES TO Bingbam;0n Eilr,
Butet Smoking Coaches 10 Chicago.
sl0 . m-EuIiglant train Tor the " est.
rutherford Passalc 72O 800 $50 1920 70 neon
15 $40 81 $50 81 $50 $50 1890 l. midnight
SUNDAYS $50 1870 m l.45 $500 ~ II midnight
b5lO $50 5:lO $50 1870 -5 1890 and u midnight sun.
daysO $50 1920 LAS $50 $50 j. ~ midnight
Newark and Paterson Newark 64j $50 ll3O $40
s1nern 80 I026a m ia 81 $50 G:iO s:l5 II and l.
MurWlck7 scam 3Opm
Roaooat and Kingston and Montgomery am 4:90 p n
GOshtn 1903 l0:2o S:5O $50 4:3O sl5nn. SIM
Aiddetoyu s 7:50 . lO.3O 800 4:3O s15pm sn,do,
ssineet ~l5a Aldane hailIoad MSrnsI Tie 3 a m
Port jrrvls 500 9 1920 a n $50 u sls O.
BOst eayr 23d-st quarter Of and quarter after cn ,
zen 80 "a TO +g.iS IN every thirty minutes srd
Icket, Tor passage uTart eIits I-a1ytn o. Jo, ~
tee.hg caches can De Oaincd AMI orders ne ci
Ant transfer 0i baggage may be ieit a. tie Conpalys o
NOs Zul. 4Jl SJ7 BTcatWay. lS7 Nest-st N Y ~ .
t0urt-st. Brooklyn. or al u,e CoupaAys DtpoS
Join ARBofTT Gc1T Pass'r AGENT vev.yorl
NOBIHLRN RAILOAD or NEM-JERNEY
~ Trans leave tor Englewood CIoster P1erInont aai
a midnight sundays 8 and 7:1J pa. -
Nauutl s2rns Valley ANA Monsey 10 10 am 4.J0 Ia.
JOHN y. ABBOTT. OenT Pass'r a geLt. Nev.y,rk
New-York tribune., 1884-02-03
CoparIntrship No.less.

THE COPARTNERSHIP heretofore existing
under the firm name OF RlCHMOND IALEQi De
RHkM Is this dissolved by mutual consent Either part
utr viii sign the firms in liquidation
RICHMOND TALBOT
Frrruarv J. 1881 CHARLES De RHAM, IT.
continue under my name the Coal business hlth
eTtO conducted by RICHMOND TALBOT & De RHAM, AZ
= COrtlaIdt-st .---- -....~.
February ], 1884. RICHMOND IALBOI,
BROADWAY,
NLw-Y OEK, Feb !, lSSi.}
MIR. p. +. WELLER has an interest in our
vi Product Department" from tins date. 80
r. *. WILLARD & co.
u BeCADWAY,
NEW-l ORK, Feb. !, lSoi}
NETE beg to announce that our
W PRODUCT DEPARTMENT
=. who has an
that department from this date lie Product
IeparCmenr" includes Grain, Provisions, Oh, Cotton,
and all products specuaiivey dealt IN IN this market
L. X. WILLARD & co.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12
He Remembered It.

"Look hear" said Col. Bloster, ad-
dressing an acquaintance whom he
suddenly met in turning corner,
"you are very long time in paying
that bill. You do not seem to care"
"Oh, yes | do, colonel"
"No, sir; you do not. You do not
seem to remember your obligation"
ooh, l remember it, colonel. If ]
did not l would not cross the street
to avoid meeting you. have keen
sense of obligation, otherwise I would
not be put to so much trouble"
"Now, here; you are not acting
right. Just put yourself in my place
and"
"Impossible, colonel. l cannot i'm
agine your feelings, for no one ever
owed me."-Arkansaw Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12
Something Had Happened.

"Ah, ha !" he shouted, as he turned
the corner and stood squarely in front
of the grocery door. "Ah, ha! |
say !"
Whats up now?" asked the grocer
as he came out and gave a barrel OF
beans twist to the starboard side OF
the door.
"Thrce days ago l wanted two
pounds of dark brown sugar on trust" +"
"You did that"
"You knew me; you had known
me for fifteen years, and yet what did
you say?
81 told you that my rule was spot
cash, and so it is.
"But you saw me in these old
clothes, and you knew 1 had only a
little house and lot, and you didn't
care for my feelings. You didn't
suppose / would ever amount to any
thing or be anybody of influence.
Ah-ha |"
"Well, what of it?"
"What of it, What of it! Why,
you can take your old grocery to
Halifax, and I'll go down on the next
corner aud buy sugar by the barrel
I'd have you to understand, sir, that
last night my son Daniel was elected
a delegate to ward convention. -
Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12
with his own false-teeth. Bill Nye
in New York Mercury.


Gen. Strongly, who was once Gov
enor Of Arkansaw, could stand defeat
or success about rs well us any man
known lo the thrilling history of this
country. Once, while his chances of
victory were la the hands of his
friends, assembled in State convention,
the General and several supporters
sat in the rotunda of the leading
hotel. The result of each ballot was
brought by a courier.
SWELL" said the General, after re-
ceiving returns from the forty-frst
ballot, "if jackson climbs much more
he will down me-"
"Pd be prepared for the worst"
some one remarked.
ooh, I'm prepared. Hello, here's
the courier"
General, / am panied to inform
you that you are defeated"
"That so? Well, boys, come up
and let's have something" leading
the way to the bar. "What will you
all take? Bill" addressing the bar.
tender, "give me whisky sour"
Just then a man dashed in and ex'
claimed General, six counties have
changed their vote and you are elect
ed"
"That so? Say, Bill, you may put
a little sugar in mine" ."-Arkansav
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12
The Campaign About Ended.

"John, there's one more little job
for you and then we'll let you rest, y
said Mrs. Logan.
eyes, I presume you've made n lot
of fresh engagements for me-"
"Only one, John; just one."
"Where is it? Off in New York,
l s'pose p
"No, John, it's right here in the
city"
"No, Mary, won't fill it. If my
own home city can't vote for me with
out any more speeches from me I'm
willing to be beaten"
"Now, John, 1 said nothing about
speeches. All / want is to have you
put up the sitting-room stove. There
now, John, and please don't swear
about it."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

eyes, BRETHREN" says the clergy
man who is preaching the funeral
sermon, "our deceased brother was
cut down in single night-torn from
the arms of his loving wife, who is
thus left disconsolate widow at the
early age of "a years." twenty-five,
if you please" sobs the widow, in the
front pew, emerging from her hand
kerchief for an instant.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"What do think of this recep-
ton p asked the leader of a vigilance
committee, as he placed rope around
the horse-thief 3 neck.
II wouldn't mind it a particle if it
we're little less cordial" was the
significant reply.-Scissors.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

EYES," sighed Amelia, "before
marriage George professed to be will
ing to die for me, and now he won't
even get his life insured in my favor"
Current Quip.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"Ah," said Mrs. Baker, laying
down the paper; $50 a woman is
going to run for President at last ?"
"At last ?" replied Baker; "why, my
dear, all the women run for the Presi-
dent, when he is single. Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

The invention of the drum is as
cribed by the Greeks to the God Bac-
chus. Whence, undoubtedly, arose
the expression, Tight as a drum. >
Burlington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

81 declareP' exclaimed Brown,
throwing down his paper in disgust
zone can't believe half he reads DUR
ing political campaign" NO." re-
piled Fogg, "and he doesn't want to.
He only cares to believe the half that
he finds in his own party organs
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"Hullo, Bob! The coach is full.
Guess we'll have to strap you behind" !"
Bob-"No, you don't. | had enough
Of that when l was u boy."-Bur-
lington Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"The New York market is exten-
sively supplied with foreign eggs"
We thought our fathers cast off the
foreign yolk for good more than a
hundred years ago.-Boston Trans
cript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

They were sitting on the porch of
the Grand Union, at Saratoga. care
you fond Of works of art, Mr..
Browne?" she asked. "Very," he
replied, gazing at her with undis-
guised admiration Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

A story in one of the late English
magazines is called "Owen the Milk
man." Rather a commonplace title.
There are so many persons OWN the
Milkmen, you know. - Norristown
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"Now," said the photographer, "are
you all ready?" "Yes," replied the
customer. "Well, just keep your
eyes on that sign," he said, pointing
to legend on the wall which read I:
Positively No Credit" "and look
pleasant" New York Sun.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"What branches do you find most
useful to your pupils ?" asked a visitor
of professor at the University of
Texas. "Any branch is good, but /
find that the branches from a peach
tree are the most useful of all."-Sift-
ings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"What is rarer than a day in
June?" asks cotemporary. Why,
hang it, man, the payment of sub
scriptions to this paper is so rare that
it is almost raw.-Paris Beacon.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

Holland has 10000 windmills.
During a Presidential campaign Amer
lea can see Holland and go her about
$4,000 windmills better.-Norristown
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"Is your husband an Odd Fellow ?"
"Well, l should imagine he is; never
saw such strange man in my life. "
Atlanta Constitution.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

The three outlets of disease are the
bowels, the skin and the kidneys.
Regulate their action with the best
purifying tonic, Burdock Blood Bit
tors.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

OF all the humor of the present
day there is nothing much better
than a Holmes pun jokc.-Texas
Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

There is something funny in an
elopement that happens in the family
of some one else.-New Orleans Picay-
uua
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

Miss Tucker, a Texas girl, followed
her lover 5000 miles and married
him. She must have been Tuckered
out.-Boston Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

Hon. Wong's 1000 birthday was
celebrated in San Francisco the other
day. Hon. Wong, by the way, is not
now living.-Hartford Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

"We're just driven to death" re-
piled the undertaken, when asked how
his business prospered.--Bost Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1884-11-12

The practice of putting red pepper
upon a stove is most assuredly an un-
cayenne-d act.-Somerville Journal.