The Black range. (Robinson, Socorro County, N.M.) 1882-1897, 1884-10-03

AMA 49, 1T ANHAA = - :
~ IN time q cyclones. and ~hen a man
has = basrsa Of eidsr In the cellar. IL
surprising how many times day h.
thinks there's = cyclone coming.
sDo you think would make = yerf
attractive anEelY said = dude with
very large Ears TO . young lady. well.
no" she replied. pointing 10 his inn
neuse ear; 4 think your wings are =
little too high up--The Jersymen.
-wlfe. what has become Of the
Erapesf- Il suppose. my dear. the
hens picked them OF" was the blank
reply. slIens-hensl some tWolegged
hens. 1 guess, said tins husband wish
some lmletuosity % which she calm
y replied My dear. did you ever see
ans other kindy-Ex.
The staid Medical Press and Circu-
lar. which has been published Ia Lon
don for a half u century. cannot resist
quoting a light remark from the Gin
einuati Lancet. which it gives as fol-
lows: Path. which. Is generally pur-
trayed As a female figure clinging 10 a
w~ayu-beaten rock. would be better per
sonined 10y tie figure of a bald headed
man with a bottie Of patent hair re-
stOrer."
A young man living on the West Side
received the following note OF warning
from a young lady living Ia the thiid
ward: Deer John doint kuunie too
mite pa haz had his hutes haf sold aud
? his fete are 50 tendir he stase hotn
mites" IL is safe to say Deer John
didn't 20. lie had too much respect
4 tor pas "tendir fete" aud "haf sold
butes.' lie ought to send the old man
a little powdered alum and tannin TO
touglien up his 'fete" SO AS to en-
courage hun TO 20 out mites"
10 "CoIne la the parlor, Mrs. 0Flaherty
Is and see tile swate new characterization
Mary Aun's gentleman slnt over to us
fur an Easter gift. Here II is alsettin'
90 the mantel." "Arrah, Mrs. oFlal-
erty, an isn't 1t u beauty! An phawt
Is H. Il NIlAOOh Nv NNhAot $3.50 -
= no such common thing as that. it's a
Gu. pldory | believe Is what Mary Ann
| calls II, an mebby IL is To put sonie
foine lowers ia it | dun knOw."-ken-
lucky Stale journal.
Isn't il dreadful" said old Mrs.
Brown, "the harm that whisky does III
tins woildY' "Uh. dear, it's simply
awful" responded Mrs. smith. "HsIe
is an account of Il poor little boy buI
ten wears old who had had his lei
broken through Il barrel of whisk,
I only last night" "ls 1t p0sslbley ant
he was only ten years oidp 1t Is pei
!. fectly = l.iGle. Does the paper SAY
:. he drank tile whole barrelIulY" "No
he didn't amy. The barrel rolled oI
. him from a cart and broke his leg
I" New York Sun.
In a Mexican railway case, involving
j a large sum Uf money, The iayorabi
. opinion of the judge was consiaeft
3, eminently desirable. A deputatIoI
E, from one of the %euntendlng paftle
a interviewed him, aud remarked conf
n dentially "sign tins and we'll Civ
YOU five thousand dollars, and not
]. living soul shall know anything abou
v it," Not a living soulY" Not one.
lc We'll, make it six thousand dollars
Ia and | don't care a. who knows II"
IS. While his head quarters were 1
Nashville a rough West Nirginian-
~ captan-came to General Thomas IL
"a leave of absence. lie said he desire
100 to 20 home and visit his wife, who
n, he hadn't seen for a whole year. ".
yeur 7" echoed General Thomas "wh
- my wife aud | haven't seen each 9TH
- in three years" 'That may be d
right for you" said the captain, 'bI
fado men my wife amt that kind Of folks
A shout of laughter went up fro
the generals staff, in which Thorn
y sar jolned heartily, aud the man got &
nep- leave.
itFio One day IN suddenly turning &
- corner of Il street, Il young lady RI
y against u little ragged boy and
! . most knockd him down, stopping
soon as she could, she turued and Sd
to the boy. 81 beg your pardon my !
tie fellow | am very sorry that n
ISeS against YOU" The poor boy was
tonlshed. lie looked at her for II II
lnent with surprise, and then takll
ITS o off his cap and bowling very low,
boon said, while u smile spread itself
nifty. over his face, "You can hey my pi
Ii he ding and welcome. miss and the ne
time you kin run agin me, a
.,x,v knock me down, an | won't say
wac word" After the lady had passed
tion, he turned TO his companion and sa
.nbei II say jim It's The first time | eN
meni hpd anyone to ask my parding, and
color KIN o took me of my feet."-Sel.
,ang. A st. Louis gentleman of Kentuc
- - - .i.... 1881 .naa.fIxr