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: der's Mothers Worm Syrup. 5
| The polecat is supposed to have bee
the original ''little one for scent"
Itching Piles cured by Duncan
Ointment, ii is unsurpassed. For sal
by all druggists.
A lawyer works at his profession from
the very start He begins by prose
cutting his studies.
Sore Eyes promptly cured by Dun,
cans Ointment, it is mild and harmless
For sale by all druggists. X
IT is fact that the American peo,
pie are all push. Look at the label,
on the bar-room doors.
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. s
Every cloud has its silver lining.
The boy who has the mumps can stay
away from school.
Every mother should keep bottle
of DIR. Duncan's Black berry Elixir in
her house. For sale by all druggists. x
1t is said that the sixty damsels who
were recently compelled to fly from
the fire in the Milwaukee Female
Seminary in their night dresses did not
mind it much. Most of them had
their garments beautifully edged with
real lace.
Don't Shake with Chills or burn with
Fever. Wilder's Chill Tonic is THE
sure cure. 5
A man having fallen from his berth
in Il sleeping car, hurt his knee rather
badly, and at once claimed that he
was lame from his berth.
Torn to pieces with cough? Will.
der's Wild Cherry will mend you up
as good as new. 5
pa" said little Harry, "what is a
soldier of fortune?"--"A soldier of for.
tune, my son, is soldier that never
has any fortune at all.
A young man is made better by a
sisters love and fever and ague are
cured by Wilder's Chill Tonic-also
malaria and periodical disorders. 5
The attention Of John l.. Sullivan is
respectfully called to the fact that lots
of women are ready to make matches
with men twice their size.
Old sores, Cuts, Burns, Scalds, Chap.
ped lips or hands, and all eruptions of
the skin cured by Duncan's Ointment
For sale by all druggists. x
"Dig him out Dig him Quit" said
the wife of the man who got buried
by a caving well, "he's got at least SIX
dollars in his pocket"
Palpitation of the heart, and Swim.
ming in the head cured by DR. Dun.
cans Liver and Kidney Medicine.
For sale by all druggists. Y
A man in Liverpool has been SEN
fenced to a weeks imprisonment for
having bought another mans wife for
Il glass of beer. The punishment was
merited. If wife isn't worth two
glasses of beer, she isn't worth anything.
Better than Quiniue, Duncan's Chill
Tonic, it never fails. 75cts. For sale
by all druggists, X
How Can a Woman Tell?0 is the
title of Il recent poem. "How can she
help telling?' would be more appro-
pirate.
DR.. Duncan's Vegetable Liver Pills,
better than blue mass or Calomel.
They are mild and pleasant. Try
them. For sale by all druggists. X
The corpulency that is gaining upon
two or three of the professional run.
ners was not unexpected. 1t has long
been known that haste makes waist.
Go West-but not without bottle
of Wilder's Chill Tonic-a guaranteed
cure for Chills and Fever. 5
If the anatomy of some people were
constructed upon the proportion to
what they say, there wouldn't be any
thing of them but mouth.
No disease will trouble you if you
keep your blood pure, your kidneys
strong, your bowels regular and your
mind clear by an occasional use of that
great reviver and supporter Of health
and strength known as DR.. Guysott's
Yellow Dock aud Sarsaparilla II.