New-York tribune., 1884-12-20
THE TALK or THE DAY.


In the United States there 32 Washington. %
Bridstports, 10 Londons IA Bunalos, is Newark II
Brookyns II Cevelanis, Il Ruchesters 10 Iiartiors
Is Ionlsves. 10 Bostons 10 pttsbures II 81 paus
Romes, Cincinnatls. phadelphlas, Detros CHI
cagus AIilwankees ST. Iouises, Baltmofes 1
Frankns and New-yofhs
The OM stone Mil a, Newport is the suheet n "A
ha,ies = pe,,s lie tblnls fnsl ,Hs nsiselsn. NJ y
hp lllais beypnh the prpef pat ~ tho nwet spsgas
rouiA pmb ~ turn rNha thp asls u the sais N hs
windmill VI bsst0h Transcript
What Ia the riepe ,hhg ~ De ~heh passenger ea
street eaf having Rs smaiei hi e'ta Ae teuuelef "a
ani the conductor 10 unahie 81 change v Tho eeniaet
generality deelnes ~ aeeert the hill saihs thai he has
ne the change, and the weuld-he passenger 10 Ia
quanayi he can't ride iiee he cant pai hls fare, tT
hoe Is no law To compel the conductor 10 get o his ear
and run to some grocery for change ~ tho only
thing to do Is o get out take drink Of somethng ding
down the 10, pocket the 81 0O aud hoard the next ear
This is what the generally do As for ladies similarly
situated modern civilization has provided no remedy.
We are cordially in favor Of Colonel Henry waerson for
Minister to France Colonel Watterson Is not only 4
gentleman and scholar, hut he can shake hands with
the real Partisan accent ana open bottle OF chamlagns
without spreading the Impression tbat he Is nIing
Fourth of July salute. He acquired these mahlod ac-
compishmeus during his protraced residence years ago
in Paris-Ky.-tPhiladelpha Press.
81 don't understand how the railroads afford to
duce the fare 10 one cent a miie
"Oh. it's very simple"
"They have 10 make up the loss In some way"
They DO"
Make the seeping-car porter divide with the CON-
pany y Rochester Post-ExpIess.
The people OF India very loyal TO the British Gov
ernment. native journal recently explained why.
When the English came, said, they pundered; now
they are satated. II Russians come they must cone
hungry We prefer a boa which is satated to hungry
black snake. though the boa may be larger"
Black Kings twelve, twenty eight man on ten see
White men-sxteen, nineteen, twenty -four, King on
White moves sixteen to eleven, Black twcnty-eghtto to
White thirteen to nine; thirty-two to twenry-seven
White twenty four to twenty Black twenty-sevon 70
White looks, then twenty to sixteen he'll run.
Bla goes twenty-fonr to eight because he must;
v hite nine to six, TO raise the dlst
Then Black gets out twelve TO nineteen, 1,a;s,n .,
White goes six to twenty four !; plainly seen'
Aud Black has naught III on his role,
Turf. Field and Farm.
saloon-keeper-" How did that drunken beast get in
therei Iius e him out directly" Bsrtender- Why.
every saturday night" saloon Keeper" On, is tEss
so Well, er-have him taken into the back room and
lay him the lounge, until he sobers on Mr. Iei-
mouth is a gentleman and wouldn't have anything
happen to him tor the world."-lBoston Transcript.
The ,as PsSsctSss
go in for free trade and spos baltimore American
The total amount thus far contributed to the Garfield
National Monument fund is sl32,399 "a.
Burdete tells Of an Arkansas literary society that
recently discussed the question: Resolved Tnat Q
Srcn is @ superior to a 6s scnU9 "a rom ing
start Only orator get up to speak for the district
twice and then made him sit down. .trroy Times
An Arizona undertaken makes the following announce
ment in the local paper: EmDslming promI ty and
neatly DONE All remains ntrusted to me Will DO
treated IN the highest style of the art"
There never was better example of the concise form
of preston common to real western Americans tan
the answer of the man oi the slers VINO "hsm asno9
about the character OF a neighbor, replied Mls,er
That he'd make a hrst-class stranger"-t Bloomington
Eye.
As on Illustration of the ridiculous results produeed
bill stickers posting one bill over another Mr. T. spur
eeon OF the great preacher mentioned 10 recen'
lecture occasion in London when be ana an
other gentleman were announced preach he was az
tonshed to read the following announcement; slore-
ward Lost-Two Fat Helfers. Mr. j. j. Knight ana Ht.
G. spurgeon." Another read. Pigs fattened IN sh
weeks on rhe Engitshpion, edited ty Dr. keneay pee
2d weekly aud kills he,s beetles insects and all hhi'
of yermn Perry Davlss painkller cures smoky ehlm-
news and notice 70 mothers feed your infans On bohu'
marking inh 8d per bottle
clever sell of the chulera Siege at Paris was Ann
trnp ,thp anti searph which the hewsbots tlen lis
onslv as the ohis i1nrn wmeh ags.h sssi,i hat
rehhips that they fouiid Anu thc w ''"T's' W
iouf banh pages =lEriihAleh hstm'"a"
Tho seayangsp fraternity may welt he proud ei ono y
| ia mphhpls 4 tpHng AssiaA isipsllle, sV@en ~
chemistry At The leilin thNwalNt lp,eht4 Hllit'i
tho head ei tho atgeei eleanns Department lr, m ,hs
IA the p,nks at tho night brigade ~ spNehstls Wi w
plea Inability ~ pursue hls dat slhae, s',es s Max
pugdnaN assistance, Whiph iatlpi hs ltNp W'"' ~
alaw hn 70 accept pl wllhaat Wv" r ht iva os
taohei e. his petition were srs sisheN y,
three eminent and we'll known professors ~ p la
Ia that he ohlalnei MS wlsh sn' o ne ns and sI
shown hnsef as honest workman. 40 he ern ~ @ havs
is "A diligent student several enofts "hH Ni'e -,
heen made 20 induce him to abandon Ills nocu,n
suits bat thus far without success IAiAeE''"H "'s
Paris.l
Japanese village Is about 10 be erected III hehsns"
Gardens London. 1t will comprise five streets OF '",
whore all kinds OF japanese goods will be maze a
lbere will also he a hair,iressers .shopwhero hhs~
ladies' can have their hair dressed IN japanese iaso
which will possibly be the mode during the heN. n
months; IL Photographic shop. where .Ionaoners %"
photogra ~ he'd in japanese costume, lent ior '0 -,
sion; a tea house and a restaurant. There VIII ps w.
gether about 200 Japanese men, women, ana ei''''
the village.
The renowned Bazcwski collection OF oIa po,.,am ia
furnitur, Which was 60 have been sold by au..on IN
Paris has been bought bloc by the Russian Tonioa
mcut for the bagateIe oi s2io,ooo s'er""S
Truth.
"John" said a.nilionnarc to hi, son"I nave p jus.
wieI you ny property, aud made d aaa a., - m.
trustces' that wiz meyer do can can shgge hers and ap-
pont me trustee - lSomeryillc journal.
The apostles Of male dress reform in England appear
70 lie I'm deadly earnest Their present gospci IS '"o
culcntion Of the blue snd brass buttons whtc "
coat light gray trousers and powdered hair itthey '
ceed In this they will try to Introduce the Drown
with brass buttons. shawl pattern wastcoatS p'os
cloth knee breeches. CATERS fastened Win "''
buckle and square toed high-heeed shoe~
The Rev q. A. Carscnson, the Efle "ecoa ecao"at,oned
married Levy 10 his latest wife, aud who was qAs,,"I
An lari to the church rule about sriy "s
persons says Levy told nm we eur , h r'ssh vito