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Rested Her Head.

There was social gathering at o
Rockland house the other evening, and
among those present was young man
from Boston, who had come down for o
season to rest his intellect, and during
the evening he corraled pretty girl in
one corner of the room, and laid him
self out to talk her dizzy and impress
her with becoming sense of his SUI
perior style. He ratified along for an
hour or two about himself, the girl now
and then improving q chance to put in
q monosyllable, and the young man
thought she was getting tolerably awed,
when the father bore down on the pair
and anxiously exclaimed:
"See here, Maria, you must be care
ful-you really must Remember that
you've been sick for fortnight, and
the doctor said If you came here to-
night you must make no effort at all
You must keep your head rested"
PA, DEAR" returned the pretty girl
demurely, don't worry. l am not ex-
erting myself at all. l have been talk
ing with Mr.. Beacon. My head feels
nicely rested"
And the young man from Boston
soon after excused himself, and went
upstairs into q dark room and leaned
his head against window pane and
tried to think.-Rockld1ad Courier.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Communism.

The machinery of communism, like
existing social machinery, has to be
framed out of existing human nature
and the defects of existing human ma
ture will generate in the one the same
evils as In the other. The love OF
power, the selfshness, the injustice.
the untruthfulness, which often in COM
paratively short times bring private
organizations to disaster, will inevita-
bly,, where their effects accumulate
from generation to generation. work
evils far greater and less remediable;
since, vast and complex and possessed
of all the resources the administrative
organization once developed and con-
solidated, they must become irresistible.
And if there needs proof that the peri
odic exercise of electoral power would
fail to prevent this, it sufices to in
stance the French Government, which,
purely popular in origin, and subject
from time to time to popular Judgment,
nevertheless trampies on the freedom
of citizens to an extent which the
English delegates TO the late Trades
Union Congress say "is disgrace to,
and an anomaly Ia, republican ma
ton. Herbert Spencer, in the Con-
temporary ReUielC.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
He Cunp In His ,CelIO.

Charles Reade tells one tale of the
romance of fddledealing which is
charming There was certain precious
vioioncello at Madrid. 1t was genu-
inc Straduarius. The local maker, one
Orteago, had put in q new belly and
sold it, keeping the old belly in his
shop. M. Chanot, the best Judge of
violins left, now Tarisio is gone, lighted
upon the old belly and bought it.
Tarisio then discovered it, and pestert 4
Chanot until he sold it for | 200 francs,
and told him where the remainder of
the fiddle was to be found. The owner
was persuaded to part with it for 1900
francs, and Tarisio sailed exultant to
Paris with the Spanish bass in case.
He never left it out of his sight. The
pair were caught by a storm in the Bay
of Biscay. The shin rolled; Tarisio
clasped his bass tight and trembled.
1t was terrible gale, and for one whole
day they were in great danger. Tarisio
spoke Of it to me with shudder.
will give you his real words, for they
struck me at the time, and / have very
often thought OF them: "Ah, my poor
Mr.. Reade, the bass of Spain was oil
but lost !'-Musicdl World.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
A Clever Financier.

Out on the Northern Pacific there is
q conductor running an accommodation
train whose mode of adjusting his ac-
counts with the company smack some
what of the original. His passengers
are generally of that class who get on
at stations where no tickets are sold,
but they always pay their fare to the
conductor. 1t often ranspires that the
amounts thus collected aggregate a
considerable sum. After going through
the car and collecting tho fares, this
trusty railway msn approaches the
center of the coach and throws the
money up above the bell-rope. One
day passenger inquired of the con-
ductor what he did that for. The an
swer was that whatever money stuck to
the bell-rope went to the company, and
what fell on the floor he appropriated
for his own use. "But why do you
ask?' continued the candid "con."
"Oh, nothing only that am spot
ter for the company" replied the in
quisitive passenger. - carl PretzeFs
WeeELU
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

Miss Limoges is very bric-a-brac in
her tastes, but is not very ready to pay
her bills. The other day the grocery
man called.
"Can see Mrs. L. ?" he said to the
servant
what do you want?"
"I've got bill here for some grocer
les she bought last month"
"Only O month old?" asked the girl,
in surprise.
Amt that old enough?"
mo, sir. it is not. Mrs. Limoges, I'd
have you know, is a lover OF the an
tique, and should she see bill only q
month old she would have fit OF
nervous prostration."
swell, that beats the deuce. When
shall Gomez"
"Oh. some time in the future. The
older the bill gets the better; but
don't you ever dare to come around
with any Of those vulgar new bills,
that the stains of time have never
touched" and she slammed the door in
his face. --Merchant Traueler.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Ups ana Downs Of the Earth.

Biologists are now claiming that the
Rocky Mountains have been raised to
their present height by the action of heat
under them, while in parts where the
earth Is cooling most rapidly it is sink
ing. Of the coast of Florida the coast
survey operations have brought up
from the bottom of the deep sea the
remains of animals that lived ages upon
ages ago in the bottoms of rivers or
upon land. The evidence that they
were not washed out TO sea is abundant
In the English Channel, hundreds of
feet deep, were found rich stores of
mammoth ivory. The animals had died
where the remains were found long
before there was any water there.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Why Not English 2

Certain of our colleges make parade
of their learning 10y publishing their
catalogues and Official circulars in Lat
in. The graduates of Harvard in New
York City have petitioned the college
authorities to use English hereafter.
In the commencement programme and
quinquennial catalogue the names of
the graduates now appear, as it were,
in disguise, and are often unintelhgible
except to good Latin scholars. There
was time when Latin was the Ian
gunge of the learned world, ahd that
was not many years ago. But we had
no modern literature until Latin was
discarded, and our best writer's and
thinkers make use of the language OF
everyday life. -Demoresfs Monthly.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Exercise Caution

IN eating and drinking. particularly II your
bowels exhibit a tendency TO become easily dis
ordered. Don't gorge, no ma ter how hungry.
avoid excessive ibatlons of water or other fluids,
especially when over heated and take care TO
provide against an eme g-ncv with the fine spe-
Cific for collie, ciIol raid pain, derang ment of
the bowels and bihousntss, Hortett~r'e Stom-
aoh Bitters. Persons go ne for jaunt in the
country, Wis tors To sections whcra fever and
aEue is prevalent, ma iu-rs commercial ..svel-
ers etc., find A. a most reliable safegua aga nst
causes o. disease existent in al waite food, or
tempe a ure complete and II athful revolu-
ton f. brought about In the ondi ion Of dis
or cred stomach and constipated ow ,ls by this
benipnant Alternative. hich also courtera o. n
tendency to rheumat sm and inactivity OF the
kidneys and bladder. Eminent medi al ras I'll
TONERS bear voluntary tribute TO its efficacy, and
tho truth and reasonablen 50 o the claims made
IN its behalf receive constant cUrroboration
from many eourceA
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

Puggles is greatly mashed on a young
girl from the East who is visiting friends
here. The other day he took her out
for drive and they passed q place
where an old farmer was carting straw
from an old stack and scattering it over
his field to enrich it.
What is that he is doinp?" said she.
"Oh, he's putting out straw in his
field replied Puggles.
"Ah, me. So he's planting straw, is
he? And in few days he'll raise these
dear, delightful strawberries that you
have In the West. "-Evansuille argus.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
ssWithout Earnestness.

Without earnestness there is nothing
to be done in life; yet even among the
people when we call men of culture
but little earnestness is often to be
found; IN labors and employments, in
arts, nay, even in recreations, they
plant themselves, if l may say so, in
attitude Of self-defense; they live, as
they read heap of newspapers. only
to be done with them. They remind
one of that young Englishman at Rome,
who told, with contented air, one
evening in some company, that "to-
day he had dispatched six churches
and two galleries They wish to know
and learn u multitude of things, and
not seldom those thi gs with which
they have the least concern; and they
never see that hunger is not appeased
by swapping ut the air. When / be-
come acquainted with a man my first
inquiry il With what does he occupy
himself, and with what degree of per-
severance? The answer regulates the
interest take in that man for life
Goethe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Not for His Approval.

II didn't like your prayer very much
this morning." said deacon to the
minister.
MOP" answered the minister. And
what was the matter with it?"
well, in the first place, it was too
long, and, aside from this, it contained
two or three expressions which /
thought were scarcely warranted"
81 am sorry, deacon" the good man
responded, "but it might be well to
bear in mind that the prayer wasn't
addressed to you. "-Phi|adelphio CAL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Remarkable Escape.

John Kuhn, Of Lafayette, Ind, has a very
narrow escape from death. This is his own
story: "One year ago was In the last stages
Of consumption. Our best physicians gave
my case up. 1 finally got so low that our
soctor said 1 could not live twenty four hours.
by friend then purchased n bottle Of DR..
VIM. Halls Balsam for the Lungs, which ben
Gifted me. 1 continued until am now In
perfect health, having used no other medi-
elmo -
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

Mr.. M. V. WAGNER has been re-
elected Mayor of Battle Greek, Mich,
by largely increased majority. Mr..
Wagner is a public-spirited citizen,
taking an ardent interest in the i'm
provement of American stock. He is
the owner of the celebrated horse
"Black Cloud" and the manager of the
extensive works of the Voltaic Belt Co.,
at the city of which he has just been
chosen Mayor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
His Version or the Law.

II say, boss" remarked an old darby,
"could yer loan an ole man O quarter
ob q dollar?"
why, uncle, you owe me 80 cents
now"
"No. I don't, boss"
Have You forgotten that you Dor
rowed 80 cents of me several years ago,
and have never returned il?
II hadn't forgot it, boss, but I dom
owe yer nothin'. Dat debt hab trans
PRED by dc statur oh limitations. y
Philadelphia CaU.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

MENsMAN's PEPToNIZED UEEF Tonic, tho
only preparation OF beef containing its EN-
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains blood
making force generating, and DEMONSTRATING
properties; invaluable for Indigestion, dys-
pepsia, nervous prostraton, and all forms OF
general debility: Also in all enfecbed condi-
tions, whether the result OF exhaustion, nery.
Gus prostration, over-work, or acute disease,
particularly II resulting from pulmonary
complaints Casweli, Hazard n Co., proprie-
tors. New York. Sold by druggists.
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English Trade Marks.

lIr Edward Waters, Patent and Trade
Marks office, 81 Bourke Street, Melbourne,
Australia, writes: One of my household
suffered with toothache and rheumatism,
and, after trying numerous other remedies
without relief. tried st. Jacobs Oil. 1t was
rubbed on the cheek and plugged in the
tooth, and we'll rubbed in for rheumatism.
In both cases the cure was immediate and
complete, and in neither case has the pain
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

M. N. Dcvcreaux, OF Ionia, Mich, was q
sight to behold. lie says: Il had no action
81 the Kidneys and suffered terribly. My legs
were as big as my body and my body rs big us
barrel The best doctors gave me up. Ii
nally tried KidnoyWort. In four or five
days a change came, in eight or ten days
was on my feet, aud now | am com pletely
cured. IL was certainly a miracle" All
druggists keep Kidnoy-Wort, which is put VI
Lsth in liquid and dry form.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
.Put nm, mt tho Gauis House.

Tho business man or tourist will ind f1rst-
class Accommodations at the low price OF SO
and $3.50 per day at the Gault House, Chica-
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located i'm the center of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot.
Elevator; all appointments irst-class.
III. w. HoYT, Proprietor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
The Photograph Alhnm.

Sweetheart, that rich uncle of yours
is not 80 very old"
Il know, But he's always ILL.,"
"Still he may live for many, many
years"
Darling (tenderly), don't you be-
lieve in providence
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Butter Buyers

everywhere arc refusing to take white, lardy-
looking butter except at grease prices.
Consumers want nothing but gi.t-edged but
ter, and buyers therefore recommend their
patrons 10 keep IA uniform 90 or throughout
the year by using the Improved Butter Color
made by Wells. richardson * Co., burlington,
Vt. IL is the only color that can be relied on
To never injure the butter, and "a always
give the perfect color. Sold by druggists and
merchants
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esrTHE SIMPLE AND PERFECT DYEs.-Noth.
ing 40 simple and perfect for coloring rs DIa-
m0nd Dyes. Far better and cheaper than any
other dye. Toe. Druggists sell them. Sample
Card for &c. stamp. Wells, Richardson Co.,
burlington, VI.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

FORMERLY weak. nervous, dyspeptic, and
debilltato1 individuals who found only dis
ppolntment In the various bitters and secret
quack nostrums, pretended kidney medicines,
etc, are agreeably surprisedto regain perfect
health and strength OF mind and body, and
complete hearts case and freedom from aches
and pains by the use of DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparila. IL restores every dis
ordered function to "A normal condition.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

TIE greatest good TO tn @ greatest number,
is the doctrine OF every tue patriot, and
thus is the dis deratun reached by the new
specific, Athlophoros. Thousands OF suffer-
ers from rheumatic and ne IRA gic complaints
use OF this great remedy OF disease. Price,
81 per bottle. If your druggist hasn't it,
send TO Athlophoros Co. liz Wall ST., N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

ROBERT LAIRD COLLIER writes that
women who dress for church do not
dress to please the Lord" No one said
they did. They usually dress to make
some other women mad.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

and those things the lack Of which,
among creditable people of even the
lowest class, is rendered indecent by
the customs of the community. All
other things he declares to be luxu-
rias
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

ADAM SMITH, philosopher of olden
times, defines neccssaries of life to in
clude only those commodities that are
Indispensable to our healtbful support,
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

MAN is exhausted Ivy a few hours Of
delay; nature can wait, if need be, q
million years God is eternal and can
w il for man.-Prof SWinq.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

TIE medical properties of petroleum have
long been known to the al orlgines, and since
Car o inc has become SO well known as q
hair restorer and dressing. petroleum takes
front rank among the new remedies.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

AN cured OF catarrh and deafness by Eiy's
Cream Balm. Ny aunt was deaf in one ear.
After using the Balm few times, her hear-
ing was restored. +. ID. MORSE, Insurance
Broker, Elizabeth. N. J. Not Is ,uid or snuff.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

ARE YOU AFRAID OF LIGHTNING?
Is your wife or daughter nervous? Clnqusr all
nerve troubles with ZOAJAX. Only medy for dread
OF lightning formula ed; 20 years test. Keep IA
house or pocket. 25 cents by mail. Address
ZDAJAX COMPANY, SO John Street, New York
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

LYDIA f. PiHKHAMs Vegetable Compound
strengthens the stomach and kidneys anC
aids digestion. Is equally good for both sexes
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

WE recommend Eiy's Cream Balm where a
cure for Catarrh Is called for, and consider
that VIC are doing the public a service by
making its virtues known 10 those al ted
with this loathsome disease. for which il Is in
most instances perfect cure. PECK Bros,
Duggists, Grand Rapids, Mich. Price so
cents. See adv.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

"A FRIEND Is a second SELF hut some men
webble along without duplication.
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IN LIVER AND KIDNEY TROUBLES.
DR.. q. q. Cilley, Boston, says: ~ have
used 1t with the most remarkable success in
dyspepsia, and arrangement of the liver and
kidneys"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10
Horsford's Acid Phosphate

WHERE there is swill there is weigh in n
hog pen.
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From Deaths Door.

Guns kick good deal the same as men do
with what's i'm their breeches.-BOStOn Star.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

WHY has the shoemaker wonderful powers
of endurance? Because he holds on TO the
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

MEN wear light straw hats in summer be-
cause they are not felt.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

PIso's Cure for Consumption docs not dsy
up q cough; IL removes the Cause.
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Hon. WIN. ID. Kelley. NJ. G..

Judge JOS. K Flanders, OF New York,
and Il. S. Arthur, have been interviewed by a
newspaper reporter as To their experience
with Compound oxygen. Their testimony to
its curative action is clear and direct, and
shows IL to be the most wonderful WALKING
agent yet discovered Copies of these re.
marsable intery Jews, and Treatise on Com
pound Oxygen, will he mai ell free by rs
starkey & Palen, 100 Grard ST., Philade phia.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

THE short, hacking cough. which leads TO
consumption, Is cured by Piso's Cure.
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STONES IN THE KIDNEY

Expelled by the Use Of Dr. David
Kcnnedy's FavOrite Kennedy bf
ROndoIf, N. NJ. after Several Abfo
Physicians Ind Failed, aaad the Pa
tient was Nearly Ready ca Abandon
Hope-The Substance Of a Long and
Grateful Letter.
One Of the most remarkable cases that has ever
been brought to the notice Of tho public is fhaso
MT. ]. 8. Beach, of Stone Ridge, Ulster CON Y. MI
Beach had suffered since October 18th, issl from tho
presence Of Calculus or Stone In the right Kidney
No less than seven physcians were employed at diff
ferent times. TO whom Mr.. Beach paid hundrcda of
dollars for medical treatment. with only temporary
relief.
BY the urgent solicitations Of his friends no was
induced to try DIR. DAVID KENNEDY's FAvoRrrE
REMEDY He experienced q marked improvement
from the first day he began TO use the medicine; ON
the 18th of September he voided stone as large as
could be passed through the natural channel.
Mr.. Beach concludes long letter TO Dr. Kennedy
by saying: TT viii always afford me pleasure 10
recommend the FAvoRIIE REMEDY TO those who
may be suffering from difficulties of the Kidneys
and Bladder. any disorders arising from an impure
etate If the blood
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-07-10

Coat men are familiar with the weighs
that are Ssrk.-Aeio orleans Picdyune.
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A GENTS WANTED for the best and stest-sellIng
N Pictorial Books and BiGles. Price, reduced 50
per cent NATIONAL PUBLISHING Co.. Chicago. Ill.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1884-04-03

Col. J. d. Norton attended meeting of
National Guard officers at Cincinnati last
week. The organizations of the State
were divided into brigades. Each brigade
will be composed of four regiments and
two batteries except the Third which will
have three batteries. The plan provides
for annual brigade encampments instead
of regimental encampments, which will
call out at each encampment between two
and three thousand men. Each Brigade
will be commanded by the ranking Col
onel. The plan adopted provides for the
following divisions:
First Brigade-The First, Thirteenth,
Sixth, and Fourth Regiments, and the
Second and Seventh Batteries, to be in
co m mand of Col. Hunt, of the First Reg
iment.
Second Brigade-The Fourteenth, Sew
enteenth and Third Regiments, the Ninth
Battalion, Governors Guards. of Colum-
bus, and the Fourth and Fifth Batteries,
under command OF Col. Geo. D. Freeman,
of the Fourteenth Regiment.
Third Brigade-The Sixteenth, Second,
Fifth and Eighth Regiments, the Toledo
Cadets and the First, Third and Sixth Bat
teries. This Brigade will be commanded
by Col. j. d. Norton, of the Sixteenth Reg
iment.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1884-04-03
Birthday Anniversary.

On the oath of March, the relatives and
friends of Mr.. and Mrs. James Shirley
gave them quite surprise, it being the
tifty-seventh birthday of Mr.. Shirley.
There were seventy or more present, and
quite number of gifts presented by the
children and friends. Among the pres
ents were two rocking chairs from the
children, six yards of cloth and silk
handkerchief, by Mr.. J. G. Henderson,
lace neck-tie, Miss F. Shirley, pair pants,
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Sbirely, two silk hand
kerchiets; Mr.. T.. Mollot, shirt, Mr.. T.
Schmealy, ten yards of calico, Mr.. and
Mrs. P. Punches, apron pattern, book and
pencil, Mr.. B. +. Gibson, apron pattern,
Mrs. L. Gibson, silk bonnet, Miss NJ. and
L. Shirley, pair of slippers, Mrs. Eliza
beth Murry, fine shirt, Mr.. and Mrs. G..
Schwartz, two pounds of coffee, Mr.. M.
Hayes, four yards of shirting, Mr.. L. H..
Murray, silk handkerchief and one pound
of coffee, Mr.. P. Y. Swigart, pair of sus-
penders, Mr.. f. Murray, pair of socks,
Mr.. NJ. Murray, pair of suspenders,
Mr.. c. H. Punches, wall-bracket, Miss NJ.
and A Sterett, molases pitcher, Miss s.
Schwartz, pickle dish, Mrs. r. Rayle, but
ter-dsh, Mrs. M. and A. Shirely, two
goblets, Mr.. H. S. Pacy, two goblets, Mrs.
S. Mott, cup and saucer, 1t ely
butter-dish, Mrs. NJ. E. Rayle, lamp. Az
ter the presentations Mr.. e. Edwards and
Mr.. George Schwartz addressed the au-
dience, with appropriate speeches, after
which the friends returned home.
PIP.
Harrison to-. March 25. 1884.