The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1884-08-15
THE MONITOR !.
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SA8iGNlA4tiOs
4 great wag-a dosss tail
A strong SEeitzer k2sa
A clarst punch-A blow Of the nose
A jewelers. advice = Watch your off
spring.
What the girls are not apt to object to
Sunday males
The first cyclone happened IN Eden.
!. was . parfecs hurryCaIn.
Many Young gfrl has for her steady
company young man who IS VIGOROUSLY
unsteady.
! lasly on Brooklyn Heights calls her
ca Jealousy because he's a green
eTei monster.
Tlss crop 81 voung doctors this year Is
unusually large BIT what vii the h4r-
vest bel
Nos even srar7aw falls 70 the ground
H'iilouF being sen. and genezAlly lie
eat gers 4
When a small Dor gets spanked !.
NAV ~ tF1siv sai1 tll4z there Is u9Lla2
Il he Bottom q Z
Aud h. A5cEel vgu into street
vs5oat yau a-a3l7 = did tsel cq.zil-
esahlF put out
Whsa v9u Sc a nan scratching him
self don't imagine that he Is sall Of per-
soa.al magnetism. Il mag merely be OIL
mosquito bites.
TIE niIls q In e5ds ms. ueals
1.rlt-I very sleBlv AID grind exeee.lilg.9
1ile Vl-sa 1lle Illlls u LIS country don
make a cent
One q the mas. r=-l,5nsibls positions
q this c11ntTT : sir.l % Washington
sAorsl soz1aa s..e dos up M Brew
steEs slziElz
"y9. iuIeeIie e1s'ainlsI Mrs. Pol-
slap e1erge-5elllT- e. don't believe II
lie exseasioH u aTs.aaa suffrage At all
she sazfers e1-5agA -oF.
I;aoon sail that ga ant in an orchard Is
'shzeE7d thing y. but IN ant mp
;Ae s1irt sleeve i much shEewtler .
han I /. were II al orchard
Bathing suits more beautifully shoek-
ing than ever are announced for tue
coming season. Something must be do..e
TO attract people TO the selsA2ze.
Kiss Ne Is Fall Asleep Is ihe tic
81 alelatest song If this i any seaside,
hammock snap. tue young man had bet
ter not do il Let her iall asleep with
out Il.
The small boy stands beside the pool,
and with his hands the waters cool lie
feels: he fingers not uor time does tie
weather's hot, and with great haste lie
peels.
People in love don't feel tie heat Ike
ordinary morfala At least II appears
that they don't. for when it Is too warm
TO even drink Ice water a girl can stand
q great amount Of lugging.
Now. then. Patrick said the ner-
chant 10 his new Office boy, suppose
yOu 20 for the mali " YIs. soT an
what kind OF male wHd ye be Tantill,
sor-lndhln male or olt male .
1 don't think the photograph does ne
iustice4" said tie actress. Certainly
not replied tie artist; "how many ac-
tresses would come 70 me for photo
graph, do you think, If l did them
justice
a propos i"-Seutsutious old baeLe-
Tor lIn the course Of conyersatiOu): As
ting Old saw has it, my dear ma lam.
Rnls prop 5ses out -" Widow
ferollsp.ly9 YES: bui flats Just what
lie doesn't do" [Taile,.ul
Harlem girl was asked. this morning
sIa reri;ed viii -; ~ INIT 10
rued e.-yen gentlemen ioT breach ~
pIomire. and feel as tL5ueh were Isl
good and ready TO tackle another
What do Won ,b;rk ~ nv ro1,stoeI I, ,"
asked q vorDe ISal, al iis ri III, =
reraiI..js ne ii a Westar1 frontier civ .
W. tie answer In Vat roznec4
rrav = =. PeeytIsa the survey ;s Iarra
1To1 eli Int H.. ssttle,.s ara S-r,c1rIiT,e,s
Little Aeli-'. " by, mamma the SKY 3
Just a. blue to-day as L was yesterday.
ret: Little Neli-"It la.ued las,
night ManlIla What Of that %
Little Nell" Didn't you say blue
wouldn't wash :"
Nature y e7llltT 81 some queer freaks.
For instance Throw teu-cent d z,
that has never seen water INTO the river
and 1t vail nm elllateiy swan ashore /;
ton il the rataterial art has been Ne
elected fails 0veaboarI lie incoutineutlv
sinks - tie bottom.
4ou are az excellent cook NJ.
Jackson, Observed 9jMpul to bis lnl-
lady whom he owed TWO weeks board
90 50 Ike ycur homemade bre1ti-