The Mineral argus., 1884-09-25
rransmigratiOns Of an Anecaote.

There is a story about a wedding trip
that has been knocking about the coun-
Try for some time. We have tried to
keep it out of the drawer" but it is of
no use to kick against it any longer.
1t was first told to the drawer editor in
October, 1888, by a clergymG4 of strict
temperate principles and high charac-
Tern fact, a total abstalner-who had
it from a friend Of his, first hand, who
had just returned from the West. This
friend, mind you, saw on board what
he related, and he was a person of I'M
doubted ~veracity, though, perhaps, as
an abstainer, when travelling, not 50
total as the clergyman. 1t was, in
brief, to this effect: In the car
on a train from Toledo to Chi
cago was a man who sat alone, look
ing absently out of the window, and
appearing detected. During the passage
an accident happened toa newsboy, and
the generous passengers passed round
the hat for him. The solitary man alone
Of all the carful refused to contribute
anything, not even a quarter. Some
body remarked audibly upon his stingi.
ness, when he turned round and said:
Gentlemen, it may appear strange to
you that / give nothing; but I havent
3 cent ofmoney. The fact is, Twas mar
ried yesterday, and I am on my wedding
trip, and 1 hadn't money enough to
bring my wife along"
In December following the editor OF
The drawer" was seated with two other
gentlemen in a library in New York.
One of them said: / heard a good story
the other day from a friend of mine who
has just returned from Europe. Going
down the Danube from Pesth last su m
mer, he noticed on the steamboat q mel
ancholy-looking man, who did not APP
pear to care much for the scenery, but
leaned over the guards and ~vacantly re-
garded the river. Falling into CONVEX
sation with him, he ascertained that the
man was a Prussian. Remarking that
the journey did not seem to interest him
the Prussian said: No; I'm on my wed.
ding tour, and / could not afford to
bring my WIFE"
The editor of the drawer" said that
it was a good story, and that he began
to think it was true, as it was confirmed
by so many independent witnesses.
Thereupon he took from his pocket q
letter which he had received that morn
ing from Paris. In it the writer, a gen
tleman of culture and travel, said that a
curious incident happened to him last
summer. He and his wife were on a
Rhine steamer, when they noticed a
melancholy passenger whom all the
beauties of the scenery failed to rouse
from his detection. He was an object
of interest to them all the morning, and
at length he wife's sympathy was so
much excited that she proposed to go
and speak to the melancholy stranger
and learn the cause of his sadness.
The husband said that would be a fool
ish thing to do, and she might get into
trouble. But the wife insisted (for
though American women have little
curiosity they have warm hearts,, and
crossed over to where the stranger
stood, and ~accosted him, and they en-
gagged in conversation. In a few min
utes the lady returned, laughing.
what is it?" asked the husband.
"Why, the man is a south German.
He says that he is on his wedding trip,
and couldn't afford to bring his wife"
The editor then related the
original true story as it was
told him by the T. A. clergyman.
So it appeared, on unimpeachable
testimony. that the same strange Incl
dent happened in the experience OF
three persons the same year-one near
Chicago, one on the Rhine, the other
on the Danube. Did it happen to any
n of these veraclous people? When
the editor had raised this question, the
third number of the party, who had
been silent and who had not intefered
with the story in any way, said: II can
tell you the real original of that story.
Several years ago, in a well-known
wholesale house in this city, an old
bachelor bookkeeper, who had been
many years with the firm, suddenly n
nounced that he was going to be mar
ried. The partners gave him a weeks
holiday and his fellow clerks raised a
little purse and presented it to pay the
expenses ofhis wedding trip. A couple
of days afterward one of the members
of the firm went down to Newport, and
there, lounging about the Ocean house,
and apparently unjoying himself immen-
sely, he saw his recently married old
bookkeeper-but alone.
where's your wife?" "She's at
home"
"But I thought you had money given
you for a welding tripl" $50 1 did,
but l didn't understand that it was tc
include her."
Now We are net saying that this is an
unwise way of taking what is really one