New-York tribune., 1884-12-29

THE TALK OF THE DAY.


rnerc Ia gold mine in vencznca when, nnaer Amsri
.n,gcment has yielded nearly S2ooo,ooo curing
the last six months 49,,
.,or, or caiu il about to be erected under
An ICE Of the East End Winter Carnival Conntee,
on the Champ de Mars INC Gfty feet lis
nbt Without the colossal statue Is sevsnyI%e nv % i1e.,
built IN series Si @ se,e re"resst one Of the old Egy
tian castles. which were naneh COZ, a G viii he used
~ which Mr. Henau Of this city has he c9nlrct vi
tbe topmost block colossal hgnre WI, ue ,",ne
s uo r.nper snow shoe Club, and holding IN one
hand torch the latter lighted at nigh py '6c
csrn from the inside At the inangnraon !. is Ina tne m ~,
iontiou OF members OF Le dii'%r, W !, on every avail
able bloch ce each man hah fasd ttpsi ,pr IN bsar l'
ing the tags Of various nations lhohHe' Ni'h'sS'
.nodv laid out new town In Dakota last septem
,., and called it Golden City. Then Chicago man
came along and bought every lot IN the town at % 'o
within thirty days saloon was opened anu 'ho o'a
,amped III 10 $50 apiece second saloon appeared "u
hyers vainly offered T75 for poor lois ~ tn'S p'
The chicago man was advised 10 SELL bui he concluded 10
hang On for few more saloons Tho sh"" ea''o NJ"
4, xas with difeuty the Chicago mans agent 'ohh s't
,hroue, the drift 10 md the place deserted by human
aeloe., but ON n tree was align reading "fhH you
tho whole city for Fi0'"
A,oins country dentist had recommended to him ~
ras ,ot a complete aet OF teeth anh day whs bppJnnu
for The prclats 10 cali aud NJ them ln " waa mnn, H.
SsniiS as hr watched hls ordsbip examining nlmsen
and his new teeth n the mli9r ; 'S,s m sSression Ell Of
eopdcmnatorY character ending ~ " at,n uu,n u,'i L.
clients nps 81 dare say they are lttic M @ nst
my lord he murnured concatinsy nn, dob h'i h.
and until you get used to them "i%,nout % non Win
,shepence "Bnt Indeed my lord, II you will have
Iaence pleaded The dentist hn Sreet1 TeeS turning
round with apostolic smile Why shI'q W Z ne arst
gscPse The eG9 3 M s Ssc to pronouee tie Aan
Ian creed with distinotness for twenty years
american Register Pans
~, charleston Ye,rs and CourI, pcrpetratcd the fol
,,,pc bull the other day In 1uany places there arc
.reat RATS OF logs old trees. stumps etc. dfil'cu TO-
scher and lodged along the river 50 as TO make " uah
rero even FOR an ordinary canoe to go through sleS
t,tsal that no town having population OF 5000 or
more Is now without roller skating INK .......
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,Sdye3.GWR piscpser q tne smoslpg To9 % ,92
forcmpst wlhu4t counting tme necessary ''' s''NF''
rftcshmontS llYerpuol courier
soycn men sat down TO dinner together recently IN
Chenanao County In this State They were between tue
sgos Of twenty aud thirty Ave years and not Que OF 'o
soyen had ever used tobacco In any FORM had never
tsstod liquor OF any kind. and had never gone 10 inca"
tro OF played game Of ouchre.
TIE BoEE-suMNER
As he passed along the street
When the heat,
Like ramr,
Filled the atmosphere with hazes-
Hot rs baycs!'
He'd eSclaim
THE RoRE-wIvTER
Uo accosts when tho brcezes
Almost freeze us
Arctic days
Cold M blazesW
Now he says. ,,...
-lHoston Saturday Evening Gazette.
"when we're tho pyramids OF Egypt dlscoycI@ ,io
asked the teacher In the middle ages replied tno no
scholar at tho Of the class What do you mean W
Why ll the rvramida ages OF course The boy Al the
head now That is TO say. he earning noaru anu Wa"
Ing In a barber shop-lfonkefS sia'esihah
meddlcsomo Englishman tampered with the
machinery Of the safety brake Of German railway train
recently causing the train be delayed half an hour
Although he asserted his rights Brton ana referred
70 the Magma Charta, an unsympatheuc German mags-
trAte fined him thirty marks.
The total number OF cigars produced In the United
States IS 5000 900 600 annually II make ie9w et
awfully sad think that he can't smoke them all-oI IL
would make him sad were hc hol aware th1t tnclc az
eme 2 800, ,999, ,0O0 more or less, thai nc Wouiuh
srnoke nnder any circums ances. Boston Transcript
The salary Of Prince Bismarck is $4,000 marksabout
kl9OOO-per annum besides residence AID all expenses
fed. Marshal MOtke the head OF the Herlnan Army Is
psid S9OOO-S3. 900 as salary and $1,000 lehsoh-pe
AIDE residence and rations for six horses. German
foreign Ministers paid London and ~ feSpspnre. nn
830 900; Vienna, Paris and Constant inople, S2S,oOo
Washington, $4,000. In addition they are proVl1eu
residences and servants.-lTroy Times