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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11
Oil :scm Natures Wells.

The skin Oh the head il kept soft
and flexible hy secretion from the
oil glands. When thes" are clogyed
the hair dries ami fall. aT. parker's
Hair Bal.4m renews their action,
restores the original color to the hair
and makes it soft and glossy. 1t
also cradicatos dandruff. Not greasy.
not Il dye. deliciou-ly peifamed. De
lightful for ladv's toilet table. The
best OF dressings. Preferable to all
similar articles because Of its sur
perior cleanliness and nnr'ty. Dec.
The danger Of incidental harm to
the community, or TO certain classes
II people, from the increased use. Of
machinery, the extension Of public
works, etc. is greatly diminished
when those who make the laws, and
especially those whose duty it is to
interpret them, recognize that law is
a progressive science; that it is Il
means, not m end: that when Il state
of things arises for which there is no
made. How the most enlightened
iurisrs hold this principle constantly
i'm view, and how the common as well
as tie statut. law is thus made to
keep pace with the general advance
OF civilization, Is admirably set forth
in the leading article in the North
American Review for December,
Labor and Capital before the Law 7
by Judge I. NJ. Cooley, OF Michigan.
tI,.x t.nw n,
Alderman contributes some sngges-
tive Notes Oh Railway Manage
ment." DR.. schIie,aann tells what lie
found in his excavations OF the ruin,
OF Tiryns' in Southern Greece, and
/ Principal Sharp supplements his
scholarly article on "Fricuaship il
Ancient Poetry" with one on Friend
ship in English Poetry" The other
articles is tle number are, 9TH.
British House of Loris," by George
Ticknor Curtis, and RE. possibility
for State Roguery,' by John +
/ Hume.
| Our largest and most eytensiv,
manufactures I'D the land, constan-
| tlv haven't new ways OF improving
! their goods. DeLand's Saleratns
and Sod. was Thought TO be perfect
years ago, but til. canstantpnsh an,
enterprise Of this prosperous firm
enables them to distribute to an ap,
preciativc public. the finest, whitest
land lurest S;llcra;us and Soda cyel
known.
Mems stout gray oyeicoat for Sl.1:
at the Gola." Eagle.
Mems Ulster Overcoat worth SS5t
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

Over whelming reductions Oh Over
coats biggest bargains On record for
men, boys and children at the Gold
Ell Eagle.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

ER-aRA.HlLL'~-In Preston, Mime
sofa, December j, 1854, Mr. Frank Wheeler aud
Ms. Matte Crdshili, botA If this place.
Ro 1 FRITsCH-s TOssk0pF.~-At the residence
OF the brides parents IN Locust Lame, Winnie
bh>lk county, Iowa, neeeAeLerT Z, ~, b. Rev.
Il. lielmaah. joan RuhtFitseh and Miss Mary
St0sshopi, al! IT Nian1saelk county, Iowa.
sfLkEsTER-F0fx.- the German Lutheran
church, Locust Lane, hlnneshalk county,
Iowa, Dscfmnaf !, by Rev. L. ielmana. Mr..
sylvester u aEtene, Butler county, Iowa, and
Mas liza Fol-. Of MAnnesAeik county, Iowa.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

VIII Sell or Exchange for stock.
The house and lots on the corner
west OF the Webster House. For
particulars enquire at Plat i O'Nai-
ley's creamery. or of Paul Meistcr. II
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

. CONGREGATIONAL GntRci Services every
shhlnf NJ 1i:uO A. n, and ZOO T.. N. sunday
srhool AFTER morning service. Prayer meeting
wednesday evening.
REV. A. =. MCCONNELL, Pastor.
METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH Services every
shndty at ilo0 4. N. and 700 4. N. SUNDAY
school after morning service. Prayer meeting
every Thursday evening.
REV. u. W. BAILor, Pastor.
baptist CHrRcn. Services every sunday nj
1lN \. N and 100 =. NJ. smni,y school after
morning service. Prayer meeting every We'd
nesday evening. Rev. A. II. CAnass, Pastor.
CATHOLIC CHURCH. Services every SUNDAY at
HOO A. v. and 800 r. N. sunday school every
sunday Al loo /. ".
REV. n. A. MCCARTHY, Pastor.
GRArk EPISCOPAL CnrRcu.-Servlres every
sunday ~ iiaW A. ". and 700 +. N. SUNDAY
school after morning service.
REV {. 4. PsRCIvaT, Rector
LIME SPRINGS.
pREsevrEai.N Church services. SUNDAY NJ
~ - =. m, and y. IN. sunday School after
morning service.
REv. WATSON RussfIi. Pastor.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

Scratch tablets suitable for use In
the school room ut this Office.
German Lutheran service next
Sunday, December Ia, ut $50 +. m.
WANTEp.--Two good girls for hotel
work at the Strother House. Good
wages paid.
The editor OF the Calmar Clarion
Is out or politics. All right, he'll
soon bc out OF Office.
A fine stock of letter and note
heads aud envelopes at this Office,
and the best job printers in the
country to dish EN- up.
Our readers will not fail TO observe
the advertisements of DIR. Clcmmcr's
holiday goods and Jcwclry. and OF
A. &. Genshow's furniture store
They will offer rare Inducements 70
the public desiring goods in their
limo.
The Almighty dollars" ought to
roll in u little faster on delinquent
subscriptions and job work. Bills
will DC sent around soon, and soon
after the constable will eall unless
the dollars are rolling this way.
The Charles City Democrat il The
name OF IA nav paper with O'Dea 4
George as editors and r,optietors
The llrst nsmbrr Is u credit Ia the
town in which published aud to its
.n'erpti,ing publishers. May ii pros.
per with the prosperity In store for
the f&ture of oar country.
A grand dauce and oyster supper
ut the Cresvo Roller Rink, Wednes.
day night, Dee. 18th 1854, all invited
10 attend. Good music. Dance and
supper SLAB coaple.
Committnc-~-R ], McHugh. c. +
Stremel, Vim. Theorhtlns, Frank
sawsor J. Blackman, /. 4. Glass
T., T.. Bertrand, 4. {, Hanmgartucr.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

HAAInh--in aFeseo, Iowa, Sunday, nacemD A
I, issi VI consumption, Miss Florence Barton,
aged about !. years.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

MCKAY Is NOW READY for bust
W ness. Ii you want 4 good, well
finished picture Of any kind, call on
him at his rooms over Glass store
and examine samples Of work. He
has Tense, especially constructed for
portraits, views and copies and can
guarantee the best of satisfaction in
each of these branches Of the art.
Old pictures copied and enlarged to
any required size and we'll finished
ii inks. oil or water colars. Great
care will be taken Tint all customers
SHALL receive GOOD WORK.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

II you ara suffering from Rheuma-
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trial of the great specific, iGitI.o-
pnoRos, till you sec pu.fcry OF 1t in
the newspapers. that you will never
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to b. holsterd by talk. II makes it
self known aud felt just where you
want relief. and that is by far the
besf praise. As ID. $. Thompson,
Milford, Del, says" ATHoLopuoaos
il esteemed here because. as medi-
cine, ii speaks for itself"
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

A fine stock of letter and note
heads aud envelopes at this Office,
and the best job printers In the
country to dish EN- up.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11
Acknowledged a Coed Article

Fayori,e -four from Kcndullyille
Mills at retail for Il 90 per sack.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

By thousands who use Pearls white
Glycrrine for the skin. II produces 4.
delightful effect and is healthful.
Druggists sell if.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

Mems stout gray oyefcoat for Sl.15
at the G0la." Eagle.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11
rrcKAYIs NOW READY for bust

Mems Ulster Overeoat worth SS.5s
for $500 ut tho Golden Eagle.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

The editor Of the Calmar Clarion
is out OF politics. All right, he'll
soon bc out OF Office.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11
sH'osicP fO Eseafcc:l,.

Dated November aoth, Isl.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

Scratch tablets suitable for use In
the school room ut this Office.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1884-12-11

Not selling ont nor going away,
but cheaper than any wher- else in
town, ut Coles Millinery store.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
The Boy Was all Right.
Detroit Free Press.

A clothing dealer down on Jefferson
avenue was dancing around the door OF
his store in great rage yestesday when
an acquaintance balted and asked him
the cause of his excitement.
"Vhy, dot new poy OF mine sells .
man hat for dollar dot vhss marked
twelve shiIingsv
"And you lose so cents~
"Feefty cents! discharge dot poy
90 aueek his head doan't hsf time to
shwimw
Ia The course of an hour the pedes-
trisn was repsssing the store, and seeing
the man III t.Ie door with asmie on his
face be asked:
"Wen, did y oa discharge the boy?"
"Dot poy Snas all right, sir! When l
come 10 Inquire into it / doant let him
60 il haf to pay him more wages. He
makes mistake on price, but when he
gifts back de onsnge for SO bill he
gets ne rid Of al, my trade dollars und
pieces nit hOIaS in emf
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
ANII-DYSPePSIA DIET.

The skeleton in the closet often turns
out to be nothing but pair Of superan'
nuated hoops.-B. c. 1874.
A Boston man boasts of owning q
piano made over 100 years ago. Wheth.
er he runs hotel or keepsa boarding
school is not observation-disclosures Call.
a medical journal speaks of humor
in the stomach" We suppose the pa
tent had eaten some buns. Or some
artijokes, Observation-Disclosures Hawk
eye.
A poem has been written by Ella
Wheeler entitled "You Kissed Me-" II
is not addressed to any one In particular
but General Sherman is suspected.
Philadelphia Call.
"You Just take bottle OF my medl.
cine" said quack doctor to a con.
sumptive, "and you'll never cough
again." sis it as fatal as that ?" gasped
the consumptive.- Boston Globe,
Three handsome young lady dentists
have opened an Office in Chicago and
are rushed with work. And they do say
that when one of b 'se { / | gets her
arm around fellows head and hugs
him up tight and begins to yank at
tooth it doesn't heart one darned bit
Bismarck Tribune.
"How's business to-night?' was the
gu srion asked ut the Office.
"WelI," was the reply, 1.-The house h
half full, the stage manager two-thlrds
full and the leading comedian full to
overflLwing."-Phi adelphia Call.
BeneN client Phys clan o. Prof ss:onal
NJ ndicant)-My sovI woman, ! am
uapJy to be able to tell you that | con-
slider it possible to cure you OF your
blindness.
=. M.-Mother % Moses, docther, "
wudL't be afther takin' away me livln'
-Puck's Annual.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
ABOUT WOMEN.
fsstion Decree lat the Bang
Must 0isar pear. -.
The Saratoga Wave and Grecian Colt
A Bellies Observation-Disclosures
Notes and House
hold Notes.

The decadence of the bang Is an
bounced. A matter If such importance
can not be ignored. In all ages the
dressing of the hair has occupied the
feminine mind to very large extent.
The Talmud informs US that Eve, in
the garden of Eden at the dawning Of
the world. curled around her rosy fin
gers the silken ringlets that fell upon
her pearly shoulders when she observed
the approach Of Adam through the
trees. Even st. Paul in his powerful
epistles draws attentian to the fact that
hair is the adornment of a woman, and
q charm that she should glory in. Tar
quin became enamored of Lucrece when
he saw her shimmering tresses kissing
her blushing cheeks, as she bent over
her spinning wheel. Napoleon became
infatuated when his eyes rested upon
the raven coils of Josephine. In view
of The potent charms attached to "Only
Woman's HAIR" the general public
will be interested In learning that bangs
are disappearing from the forehesds Of
the fair leaders of fashion. A few years
ago young lady without bangs could
have been as obsolete as three cent
postage stamp. Now one who wears
bangs is looked at askance, as much so
as if she appeared in dashing jockey
costume. The bang is out OF date. 1t
has served its purpose and must go. TIE
new styles are the Saratoga wave and
the Grecian coil. The Saratoga wave
is q revival III a modified form OF the
custom which prevailed twenty. five
yeals ago, when ladies were wont to
part their hair in the middle and bring
it down in two semi,circles from the
center of the forehead, covering the
ears, and fastening it at the back OF the
head. The new style makes the curve
toward the back OF the head begin at
the temples. The effect is to bring out
the attractive features of the face, and
conceal bulgipg foreheads and creased
temples. The Grecian coil is skllful
twisting at the bick OF the head
1t is a very charming effect, and
makes pretty woman perfectly ire
sistable when she turns her back.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
Why He Goes on Clutches.
!Arkansaw 7rdrelIer.

1TkdflSu~ ITdtetG.
Mr.. Jabed Gazely, travelling sales
man for the weIi-knOwn liquor house
of Gumcane & Racket, now wears
pair Of clutches, not for ornament, par
.ticularly, but mainly for use. Several
DAYS ago Gazely, while en- route for a
rural seat Of trade, fell in with q lot oil
Young fellows, representing many
trades and professions. They exchange
cards, TASKS and compliments, Old
Jokes and wesrisome st ries. When
Gszaly arrived at the small town where
he was to transact business, If possible,
he proceeded at once to the house whose
wants in the whisky line he had ever
supplied, but upon entering the store ne
saw that q changed in proprietorship mad
taken place. The proprietor came for
ward.
GOOD morning, sir"
"Good morning. ! eethat this place
has changed ownership. used to do
considerable business with your prede-
cessor and hope to merit your conh-
ence.n
Your namem
Gazely handed him a card, not his
own commercial pasteboard, but untor-
tunately the name and twO.llne adver-
tisement of young undertaken he had
met on the train. The merchant LOOK
ed at the card for nom Mt and said:
IL am thankful to say, sir, that need
nothing in your line >.
But you soon will, / hope" replied
Gazely.
The merchant knit his brows, drop.
ped stitch, picked it up and proceed
ell to knit while longer.
81 hope l may not soon need your
services, sir. / don't know why you
say that my predecessor ever had any
dealings with you, for he is ayoung
mau"---
II know he's a young man." said
Gazely, looking sharply at the mer-
cl al, "but what difference does that
make: he kept his cellar well stocked
N:.h my gooos, but that's neither here
nor there. i've got the best in
tie market, and just now we
are selling at strlkingly low figures.
You'll never have a chance to do better
and l advise you to lay ina stock at
once. Now, for your own individual
use, can do the nice thing by YOU"
ado YOU take me for foOl?"
Certainly not. Pm only advising
you to buy in time. Such reasonable
fisur, will not be open to you many
DAYS longer. can fix you up in nice
style, SO that when your friends and
neighbOrs come IMP
"Nou heartless scoundrel" e6claim-
ed the merchant, wheeling Gazely
around and kicking him from the door.
The fall injured the young man, hence
the crutches, The mistake has been
discovered and both parties, young
Gazely in particular, are sorry that such
a ludicrous misunderstanding should
have occurred.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
Man Don't Know:

Doubtless man Is very wise animal,
but there are some things he does not
know. A cloud Of ten thousand gnats
dance mp and down in the sun, the
minutest interval between them, yet no
one knocks another headlong on the
grass, or breaks leg or wing, long and
DELEGATE as they are. Suddenly, anil
your admiration of this matchless
dance, a peculiar high-shouldered, vio-
ious gnst, with long pendant nose,
darts out of the rising and falling
clouds, and settling on your cheek, in.
serts poisonous sting. What pos.
sessed the little wretch to do this? Did
he smell your blood In the may dance2
No one knows. A flock Of geese seem
to be fairly under your carriage wheels
almost under the horses hoofJ-and
yet somehow they contrive to flap and
wsddle of. Habitually stupid, heavy
and indolent, they are nevertheless
equal to any emergency. Why does
the lonely wood-pecker, when he de.
sends his tree to drink, stop several
times on his way, listen aud look
around before he takes his draught? No
one knows. Many birds seem to un-
derstand how to judge Of danger and
how to avoid 1t, but men cannot under
stand how or why they know it, and
never will.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
OUR SPARE RIBS.

Ansn feels pride in being spoken
OF as Zone of the Oldest inhabitants,
but woman never does.-HOtel Mail.
A Chinese proverb says: "a man
thinks he knows, but woman knows
better" The Chinese must go.-Oii
City Derrick.
.Michelet writes that "woman Is the
salt of mans life." There is proverb
that every time you upset the salt tncre
is q fight.-Detroit Journal.
II is claimed by some fashionable
ladies that it is real economy to wear
sealskin sacQues, because the latter,
when slightly worn, make nice warm
beds for the pet lap-dog.-Boston
Globe.
Some women are born great, some
achieve greatness, and others manage
to work the cast-off' clothing Of whole
ward into quilt that is suffering from
an attack of temporary insanity.-Bls'
marck Tribune.
"What is that unearthly shrieking
next dCor?". asked Marathon man,
calling on friend.
Oh, that's a young lady taking sing.
ing Lessons"
"Ah, ha! I see. It's the voice of at
pter."-Independent.
"Why, Mildred" said Amy to the
high school girl yesterday, Sues uncle
is as crazy as bed.bug." "Oh, Amy
don't use that expression" replied Mil.
dred, "say 'as intellectually deranged
as the cimex lectularius. City
Derrick.
"Only think of itu' exclaimed Chi
cago girl; II weigh l20 pounds in my
stockings" "Do yGu?" replied her
cousin from st. Louis, glancing at the
feet of the first speaker; 81 wouldn't
have believed l.. Hew much do you
weigh altogether They never speak
as they pass by.-Boston Star.
1t is high time that these ISLANDERS on
Chicago giris' feet were stopped. The
Somerville Journal asserts that an ele'
plants skin is necessary to make
Chicsgo belle pair Of slippers. Now
we have the assurance Of one Of the
| most respectable tanners in the country
| that this is the basest kind of libel
| He says he knows from long experience
| that cows skin is plenty big enough
| and will leave something over tor shoes
fol the baby Observation-Disclosures
| Cril
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1884-02-03
Honesty the Best Policy.
DchOH Free FresS


~ wouldn't think of asking for help
il | hadn't lost my arm in the war;" he
added, as he leaned against the wall and
gaZed into vacancy as if calling up an
Old battle scene.
81 see" unused the pedestrian. "Was
it an accident in saw-mlll or on some
IailrOaG ? | always come up with q quar-
ter for such accidents"
The other seemed to struggle with hls
feelings for a moment before replying:
"Weu, il was in saw-mill, If you
must know, but | have been followed
by hard luck. lost my all by fire in
FL ffalo." -,
cat what date, and on what street,"
The chap scratched his ear and ruo.
bed the chilblain on his heel, out
couldn't say.
~ am not in hurry" quietly OBJ
served the pedestrian. Take your time
to think aud give me all possible psrti'
culals.
.'See here" said the one armed, man
cont you believe my wife robbed me
and ran away"
"No, sir-no, sir! What could you
have had Of any value? Aud, indeed
how did you come by wife,"
81 asked you for little assistance"
Certainly. Now please state YOU
sloundsw
~ want to get to Chicago"
Nonsense! You intend to stay right
here! That's no excuse"
"WelI, Pm hungry. ~ haven't tast'
cd food for two days"
"Bosh! Let me feel of your pulse
The pulse indicates the condition of the
stomach. Hold out your hand"
"Say.w said the vag, in q desperate
way, "may be you don't believe In
| dead broker"
'Oh, yes, do" =. ,
And that I'm most dead for drinl
| OF whisky%
All, Here's 10 cents! go and bu!
| your fluid! Next time you want any
| Thing toe the mark and speak the truth
| You'll find q saloon around the corner.