Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1884-11-15
BRIGHT BITS.
gone bg the bOard-Election returns.

GONE by the bOard-Election returns.
Ac1orHEs coNTEsT-A tallor's suit for pay
ment.
TOUCHING inscription on q tombstone:
.'Here lies nv mother-in-laW. She always
desired my happiness. Her death proved
this.
CITY EDITORS must lose money rapidly.
they make an assignment."-SOrrist0un
Hsr1ld.
CAMPAIGN SOAP has al least one electri-
fying quality. II serves, if iudiciously ap-
piled. 70 clean the other party out Of Office
Detroit Journal.
OUIDA SAYS: "a girls love must never be
begged. but conquered" ParsdOxical as II
may seem, the glri cannOtO be conquered unless
7, she Observation-Disclosures Gan.
IT is now rumored that Belva lockwood
made three gallons Of apple-butter; baked 9
large batch Of doughnuts, and wrote her letter
Of acceptance al IN the same day.
PROGRESS says: Few ladies continue
Their piano playing long after marriage "
Does Progress make TINS announcement IN or
der % encourage young men 70 enIer MatTA-
mOnys-9Orrttolcn Herald.
GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS Is credited with
and can take the cake Tor the champion cam
pzign canundrum. the answer 10 which makes
James G. Blaine ike 8 grand piano because
he i neither square nor upright"
THE Ruy'nor's cuffs: First swell-"By Joye,
FRED, that is the highest collar I've seen yet.
Second swel-"Think 50, old mant Wen, l
don't mind telling you it's a little idea OF my
own. It's one Of the guF'nOr's cuds."
"FxPLA1s to me the difference between
Wings and Tories" said LOUIS w 10 Madame
lie Nergennes. "S.re, the Tories are wings
when they want places and the Whlgs are
Tories when they have obtained then -
AT an English country house at luncheon.
after morning service. the popular Young
curate was accOsted by a venerable divine,
How long. sir" said he, did IL take you %
write that sermon you gave us this morning:
.sOh. about a week" Dear me" replied the
other, lit took me four."-NsW York sun
"WILL you want a sample-room, sirf' ask
Ell a hotel clerk Of q guest who had JUST regis
tered. NO. sir" was the nompous reply, i
am a lawyer, sir, not a drummer. l am not
selling merchandise: l am selling brains
"Ah! I see" said the clerk. "Of course you
don't want a sample-rOom when you don't
carry any samples"
WELL, hubby. how did you enjoy the ser
vice this morning2' ITO tell the TRUTH, da--
ling. I didn't take much interest Ia IT, !
could hardly hear q word Of the sermon.
"Why, / heard il perfectly. what was the
matteF:'' well, l don't know. Itmay htFe
been because your new bOnnet was 50 loud"
And then a silence fell on the dinner table. -
intense that vOu could hear the ice CREAM
ANaay Journal.
It GENES pretty hard on some servants Z
give up their positions where they can run
things. and settle down into the numHle 20
siti0n Of wives. MARY" said a lady TO one
such recently. have you come back to be q
hired girl agains l thought you left u - get
married and have a house of your own -
nd. num-" well. what have you come
back fOrgi ''Well. you see, mum, JOhn''
dose purity well. an we KEEP a hired girl. too;
au'Pm kind O. ii. cd ay the way OF life. J
Thought ia ike 70 come back an be Dos
agiu FOR . while"
Is CLOVER FOR GROVER
lie Democratic editor
lie sit eth on We stool;
Te Democratic editor
He saith, II am no fool"
Ye Democratic editor
Now writeth Of the news;
Ye Democratic editor
Doth now indite MS views.
Ne Democratic ecltOf
No longer is restricted;
Ge Democratic leader now
Begins. As we predicted