The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-09-13
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 ths had esn e ha lsaned sgainst hAeA- iag pose ouesi1e the gsecsry, lcohiae q some uAeacns and wen1ozing a if wonl1nS hs luss Ais luek ,e fnd esi thai tAs sipsaa lesAiag eae was esoen whsn ha nee ie oaf h sAe sliey. al saw ysu Ssndag ncen visA one ef tAe kardess loekine hoys in town, ene af tAese news- keys. ard pFesaNAe sca wexa Rcina 6aAr ias. tell yos sseA company via rsia yca."
 "oA. I gusss ass,. ssia the sey, as Ae tsok his lack-knifa ed plngsea . me,oa. tasaed q she rsa cd ef tAe plug and pus it bach. -Thas vas my ps1msum Snn- day seAool s<holar.e
 aprsmism Sssdsv seAesl scAelas ex- claimed the erocesymen. e he tuEaea sAs melon over @ tAs plsg wouldnt skou, and chareed tha usaasa te tho bed hey's father. sWell he was shs vesss loohing scholar l ever saw. WAaa dta yen do with hins hss him ia . ease t'
 No. hs Is q lasge yes. Yea see my teacher sivfs presnium ter new scholAss. and l captIsed the oas yea saw me wisA, but hs hks to bsohs up tAs scAsol Ae is oae ef sAese hoys thsa woat taik liha osAer psepaa. ] posAsd him ahess ske lesson. whieh vss ahess tAe eldsss maa. and the seyOoeene mAn, cd tha meoksss man, and absat tAs preAiGnl sea, anA all tAas, and thsagAs Ae WeoaA - an osna- ment to ous class, hut sko teacAes cealdnr r keep iron langAiae. SAe asked him whe vas tho ssrongest man, ard Aad tol1 k.~. ss ~~s S>>~.~ ~~4sk> A. Al ..sA il vas jeAn Sullivaa. ed vAeA tho teacher sad Samson was tAs slsoageM maA, he wanted to hse h9 thas Sullivan could knock Samssa oas in tAsse rounds, marquis sf Quesnsbsry sules. vas never % moSsifea ia ny No and hunehed tho hey asd >nld him the seaches vas right. and he hauisd oM anA was eosng to hit nc right there. Deas me, l wisAed had never rot him to 10 wiaA me. The teacher told ahsut the prodigal soa, and then asted my scholar what made the prodiEal soa go away from home. and he answered that the psodieal son had . seepmeshsr, asd bis tatker bassed han with c foot. 0, nay, how ielt. Thsa sAe asaoi the boy wAai the psodigal soa's fnahor did whsa hecams home, aad 1 vAisperea te sks boy ,ha, he 6sll upea his aeck anA kissed him, and he said jumped ea Ais ssck and chewed him The teechss feit awtellv, but she said the answer vas sos correct, and ior the boy b susss again. saA 1 whispered to the boy .ke lell oa his neck.' What do yoa thiak that foel boy answssedg He said to the teacher, !. 0, know. Tha old maa clipped sn . banana peel asd tsll on ths back oi his neck thought the teacher would sink through tho floor, and whispered to her that shs nsedat pay me no premium O such recruit as that, hu, she said he would puli through all righ,. She asksd him who the oldsss man vas. aad he an. swesed m all right, Meshuselah.' bat when she asked him hos old Methnssiah was he had te gss in some slaag. He said he was . regular old timer from away back, General Jackson democrat. The teacher said that the boy must not mention politics in Sunday sehco!. and then he was mad again, and because told him io bs good he pinched my leg till |; was black and blue. The ,ese hes asked the boy who was the meekes, man, and whispered 10 the boy tha, it was Moses, and he said righ, out loud Nose. , The teacher then asked him what made Moses 70 meek. asd he said. 'csuss Mose didn'; have no sand. The teacher asked him what he meant by Mcses 10, having Asy sand and he said, Why, RAll, of couFss. He didat have gall enough to get his back up and walIup people r The teacher got pale in the face. and said the boy vas the worst shs ever sas. She asked him why Job vas affi,ctsd with boils, and hs said cause Job's liver vas ont of oYd~, and hs dida't take 70 pilis.' The tsacheT vas dIsgusssd and said we could be sxcused. When we got out dooss, told the boy hs had disgEsoed me and the Sunday school, and vas ashamed of him, and then hs hit me oa the neck vith some ssnd hs hsd tied up is seocking, and yelled 6ght hghs ? and rus away, asd vhes the people caa.s out ol chnsch. thinkiag somebody had yslled iirs" " they lousd me with the sose blesd, Asd lad all the fuss to me. Well, that ssssles it dos't ny to coavest no more homemade hsathsn. Hereafter viii give my money to the hsssAen across fhe ocean. where you doet gss ashamed of your coaveEss, asd gss siugged in the seek. Give me shss snelss you chasgsd to pa. |"
 .Ail night, take your old melon. lt is green, anyvsy,' ssid the grocssymaa. But what is your p doisg novf sse him on tho cosnsss ta1king good deal. and smoking eigass, ssd he sssms to have moosy, but sevss sss him doisg anythinE."
 Web, ps is . cosnsdrsn." cad the bad boy. This vssk hs is dissssis6sd working maa, think hs seid ma, asd is assusd ssllias psopis thss Ais casdi1sss tos prssidsnt hes gst se he slscnsA os the oeusisy is rsissd Last ssek hs wss esgasixisg eiab ss cary teschss, asd ext vesG he has a sngseerasss se pose ss labosss Euinsd by tanG. es some .hisg. Is don't make much dsFssse<s 10 pa which party hs vosks tos ssch week as long as he gess his salary and cieass. bas has peSwes arc au uhstruag ssd he compiains of ovsrwesk- Ma ssys is thase