The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-11-30

Is possible TO those that Walt-h they
only wait long enough.
The PLUMBERS are now IN the hands
of the funny photographers, who are
ringing the changes in agonizing form.
But just wait until pipe bursts in the
house Of the paragrapher. Then will the
plumbers revenge come. Then can he
ehuckle and say, "Aha Aha! Aha" and
make the funny man pay for the time
wasted.
AN EXCHANGE informs a wondering
world that bridal-cakes are sometimes
kept for fifty or hundred years. If
there should be law passed making it
penal ofense to cut one until it had
attained the ageof !, 600 years, dyspepsia
and indigestion would receive the hard
est blow ever given to any diseases to
which man is heir.
How BADLY the Republicans feel!
How they hate to give up the ship.
Hear this from the Reverend Goodsen,
of New York:
"The Prohibition party deserves such
honor as those receive who 'Scuttle the
ship. You will not make converts to
prohibition from sthe Republican party
by the course you have taken, but will
drive many from you
MISS EMMA WIxoM, or as she now calls
herself, Mile. Emma Nevada, is native
of the Sagebrush State. Some of her
relatives are at present residing in Aus
tin, New, where the young lady is gen
orally admired and loved. 1t will be
very gratifying to Nevadans, and to the
coast generally should the young lady
meet with the success her arduOus
studies and Iabors deserve. She is still
quite young, and has true Western grit,
unless a residence of a number OF years
abroad has changed her character of
old. The young lady is now perform
ingin New York, having made her first
appearance one week ago.
Of should be called to the Chief
Magistracy of the nation by the suffrages
of my fellow-citizens, viii assume the
duties of that high Office with solid
determination to dedicate every effort
to the country good and with humble
reliance upon the favor and support of
the Supreme Being, who I believe viii
always bless honest human endeayor in
the conscientious discharge of public
duty. ~ Grover CIeUeIand's Letter Of Ac-
ceptance If the President-elect said
what he meant and meant what he said,
it looks as though the four years OF
Democratic administration will be very
chilly for Messrs. Gould, Vanderbilt &
Co.
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS was kind
enough to inform us that Mr.. Blaine
took his defeat good-humoredyl, and felt
no regrets that he had entered the con-
test. Specials to eastern papers from
authentic sources say he did nothing of
the kind. On the other hand. he has
kicked and stormed around in his house
at Augusta, Ne, like wild bull When
Jones wired him that he had lost New
York and the election, he replied that
it was no such thing, and ordered Jones
to claim New York, Indiana and Vir-
GINA to the last. Then, when Blaine
found out that he could not steal the
votes of New York State, as he intend
ed, his rage has been frightful, and he
has savagely abused the men that have
been his best friends for a year. His i'm
potent fusiIlades tear the dirty mask off
of his letter of acceptance and the dema-
gogue and trickster stands revealed in
his true character.
LISTEN TO this howl from the New
York Tribune: "One week before the
election Blaine and Logan had a sure
and easy majority in this State. 4 run
of worse luck than that last week
brought has rarely been seen. The Del
monico dinner aIienated MANY; The
Rum and Romanism" turned manv
thousands; the sun shone Tor the Demo-
cratic business men, while the rain pour
ed on the Republicans; the Republican
night display was impaired in the same
way, while the Democrats had clear
skies for theirs; and finally we had a
rainy election day, which always means
a lighter Republican vote. Yet, of all
these, only DR.. Burchard was fatal. We
have heard of a single congregation IN
Brooklyn where 100 men had Signed a
paper pledging themselves to vote for
Blaine, and after learning Of DR.. Bur
chard's remarks 90 went and demanded
that their signatures should be erased. y
This is too funny, considering that the
Tribune makes the statement. I'm
doubleday, all the above had something
to do with the defeat of Blaine, but why
did not Mr.. Whitelaw Reid follow up
the howl with another reason, 4. e. that
his treatment of the Tribune printers
l--,o5 ouov from blaine moro +b.,