St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1884-09-06

tention than an expletive or two. with
possibly an old boot or 3 boOt-jack
thrown in-or thrown out, to speak
more accurately.
But there are times when the voice
of Grimalkin sets everybody on the grin
or the giggle, according as they belong
to the grinning or the giggling sex.
You are seated in the steam car, for
instance. Everything is quiet, or as
quiet as anything can be which is
pounding along at the rate of thirty
miles an hour. The passengers are
reading their newspapers or their nov
els. or sleeping over the funny books
for which they have foolishly parted
with their dimes, when sudden
'.miaou' pierces the startled air.
Instantly every eye is open, smiles
take the place of frowns and solemnity.
and an hysterical giggle comes from the
two young ladies in the rear seat. Tho
sound arises somewhere about midcar,
and the heads of the passengers in front
swing about in unison. as If moved by
machinery. while the heads of those in
the rear seats are craned forward to-
ward the common center of interest.
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and blush all over her face sits be-
side man, apparently her husband,
while upon the seat facing them are .
little girl and . small boy.
The woman is what she would call
$50 fiustrated.' and holds on to the
cover of the basket with the desperation
with which drowning man is said to
cling 10 a straw.
Why drowning man should cling
to straw when there are SO many
things which might prove more e;fec-
tual life preservers is not easily ex-
planned: however, that is nothing to do
with the cat, whose head pushes up the
cover of the basket, showing two eyes
fall of wonder and alright, and q
mouth that opens at regular intervals
to emit a plaintive ''miaou.
The man pretends not to see or hear
the cause of all the commotiOn. He
would have the passengers think him
a stranger. not only to the cat, but to the
woman ut his side and the children in
front of him. 1t is hard. almost inn
possible, for man not to be 3 coward
under such circumstances. But his
assembling is dismal failure. Self
consciousness is written in every feat
ure of his agonized visage. His very
thoughts. were it not wicked to do so,
could be read by the least discerning
passenger in the car.
But the children, the little nuisances,
they sympathize not with their dis
tressed parents. The diversion is a
boon to them. The ride had become
ard x-Diro f,f nnSs ia tn
them glad evangel.
PUSSY, pussy, poor pussy" says the
little girl. coaxingly, reaching forward
to caress the house pet.
"Be still, Nellien says her mother
under her breath, st the same time
pushing the cats nose from view and
holding on to the cover tighter than
ever
Nellie tries to peer through the
chinks of the basket, while Johnny
pipes out in his highest treble:
..Pa, | want to hold kitty, and ma
won't let us look at her! Kit-kit-kit. "
Pa frowns, says johnny in an
authoritative way, and then fixes his
eve on the hole through which the bell
rope passes over the front door, rs
though that were the only thing in this
world which at all interested him.
Presently there is scratching; .
hustle, a struggle and
10, ma. kitty's got out!'
As though ma didn't know it!
The car is alive with excitement.
Everybody is talking with everybody
else. as though they had been ac-
quainted all their lives.
There she Is"
"Ain't she cunning?"
Ibid you ever?"
Such are few of the more common
remarks which are heard on every side.
Pa, when the cat got out of the
basket. was forced to let the cat out oil
the bag. He was compelled to own his
connection with the disturbing element.
He Jumps from his seat, scurries about
the car, running this way and then that,
chasing puss down the aisle then up
again. now reaching under 3 seat. and
now feeling behind the stove, until he
finally grabs puss by the tail, and pull
ing her in As he would very heavy
fish. he folds her firmly in his arms,
and sweating and putting from his un.
| wonted exercise. he shoves her into the
basket with q desperate lunge; and II
the ears of the passengers in the seat
behind do not deceive them, he says
something which sounds like jam the
cat' although that is not exactly what
it sounds like. either.
Then father. mother and the children
sit silent for the rest Of the journey
They looked as though some great sor
row had fallen upon the family, or as il
some great crime had been committed
bv some one.
When they reached their station the!
are the cvnosure of al eyes. They wall
out like criminals bound for the scat
fold. Nobody laughs now. The seem
is too solemn. But none present in th'
car will ever forget that cat, and when
ever he thinks of her. a smile will conn
to his face, though he be at the tim.
suffering from any or all the ills whicl
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English House of Commons, recentl
reported the proceedings of Hous
Committee five hours day for forty
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questions and answers, which. writtel
out. covered 1856 foolscap pages.