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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1884-11-23

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Citation.

No. 1901. d. RosESTHAL n Co. vs. A. J.
COBBELDIck.
The State OF Texas, to the Sheriff or any Con-
stable of iiexar county Greeting:
whereas, oath has been made before me by
John x. Shook, Fsq, one of the attorneys for
PLAINTIFF, l. u Rosenthal Il Co., that the resi-
dence OF the defendant, A. j Cobbeldick is to
him unknown, 60 that ordinary p ocess of law
cannot be served on said defendant, you are
therefore commanded that by making publi-
cation Of this citation In some newspaper pub
llshed In the county OF Bexar, for four con-
hereof. you sun. mon the said A. j. Cobbeldick
to be and appear before me, at my Office, In the
city of San Antonio. Iexar county, Texas on
the second day IN July, II being the IL h day of
July, A. d., 1881, at 10 O'Clock a. m, then and
thei TO ns~er the complaint II |. II. Rosen-
thai & Co, composed OF ID. Rosenihn, NJ II
Rosenthal, Sig Rosenthal and 5, X. Lipsis, in an
action of debt for foi ty-six dollars and TWEEN
ty cents $40 20) due on sworn account on file
IN my Office for millinery goods sold and deliy-
cred by plaintiffs 10 defendant during the
month of February, A. ID. 1884.
Herein fail not, but due service and return
make OF this writ rs the law directs.
Given under my hand this slst day Of May.
Justice Of the Peace, Precinct No. l, Bexar
County, Texas.
Game 10 hand May 81, 1884, and executed
May 81, 1884, by causing this citation TO DO pub
lished In the SAN ANTONIO LIGHT. a ncwspa.
per published IL the city Of San Antonio,
Bexar county. Texas, for four successive
weeks from date hereof. FnEp BADEn,
] constable.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20
Indian Marriage Adyertismets

The advertisements published in the
Indian Social Reformer and Marriage
Advertiser, which aims at the promo
tion of widow marriages and the dis
enlargement OF child marriages, occa-
sionally affords very amusing reading.
Take the following. (35) "a khatri of a
very high family of Thapur Cote, aged
Is, who is giving up this year for the
Middle school examination, wishes to
marry widow, whose age should be IL
or ID years, who must be nice-looking,
and who must also have received some
educatiOn.r A school boy of Is, adver-
Using for widow of IL or 10! A Ben
galee gentleman (i) describes himself
''as of fine feature and fair color" What
bachelor with heart will not at once an
swer No. 32, who is "a Bengalee lady who
became widow when she was II years
of age, and who possesses a fair COM
plexion and long beautiful hair?" An
eligible, No. 80, who describes himself
AS employed on the Sind, Punjanb, and
Delhi railway, on salary of IA RS. per
month, wants to marry "with any kind
of ceremony" Another gentleman
whose wishes are honored by being no.
ticed by the editor, "hns expressed his
desire to marry a widow who did not
see the face Of her husband"
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20
City Property Fer Sale

street. running 70 san Pedro creek, with i'm
provements. Fine fruit orchard on ground.
g. Lots 4 and 4, block 8. San Pedro avenue.
4. Two lots on Garden street, running
through TO Presa street.
D. Lot on South Presa street running 20 Gar
den street. with improvements.
q. Lots No. IL and 10, block 4s, corner Live
1. Two lots with improvements, on Sixth
street. between Avenues ID and II.
y. Five lots, corner Austin ana urayson
streets, Immediately east turn OF street
o. Fiity-two acres, with improvements, i'm
mediately below Mission Conception, 'mO yards
To- Lots with improvements on Cara street,
near San Pedro springs. House Two story;
ii. Twonty-four acres, lot ei0, west of San
Pedro creek, Mt crossing OF International and
IL. House and lot corner North Concho and
IHidalgo streets, on Franklin square.
10. Entire block No. 80. and lots in block
mo, ~. on Par Avenue.
Il. Four lots in block No. 25, above Upper
'1 Is. Ten lot. in Fock No. 8, above Upper
Ii6. Fifteen lots on Grand avenue, near Lone
ftar brewery, running back TO river.
II. Three and the halt lots In Post home
tead, corner Commerce, Rusk and North
is. is5 lots in lot No. 7s. near Prospect hill
Si25 a lot, on easy tcrIns lying west Of Intorna-
honal depot, and east OF Alszan creek.
10. Five acres running from Camden street
70 upper Labor ditch.
20. Three lots on Elmira street, corner Tren-
ton avenue.
n. Seven lots on jackson street.
70. sixty-fve and one half acres under fence,
with improvements, known as race and fair
grounds"
%. Soyonty-nye lots on east side of Austin
street, above Sunset round house.
"A. Twenty i've lots on Burleson, Lamar,
Hays and Burnett street.
M Twenty-one acres on South Flores street
running back to river.
2s. All property belonging TO Messrs. Adams
Wlehes oo,nprisnf n,,,ia,ns aoss heaa inse a,,
Pedro springs and other parts OF the city,
which we offer ut liberal prices, and on easy
teTms; also, all their frrigablo lands in and
about the city.
We will examine titles. write copveyances
attend to the renting Of houses, negotiate
oana on reasonable terms. Notary public Of
Office J. H. FRENCH CO.,
278 Commerce. street.
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ATTENTION! ATTENTION !!
Miners, PrOSpectOrS, Farmers, Mechanics.

I would call special attention Ca ell who in.
tend coming TO Mexico fur tho PURPOSE ot
working mines. farms or erRnEn IN any other
industry, that thcy con Ind everything needed
In the GENERAL HARDWARE LINE, .uch rs
Builders, Mechanics, Mincfs'Tt OILS aud vi ing
supplies. and Agricultural Imrlcmcnts OF all
kinds. Headquartos for Mining and haetinx
Powder, Atlas Powder or Dynamite, Triple
Magnetic batteries, ste an Rock .Drills and
supplies, Platinum FuNs, Leading and Con-
meeting Wires, Octonor Mlmng Steel, Drilling
and Mapping Hammers. Picks, MattOcks. &c.
Also Blf cksmith Tools and supplies, lion and
steel, Anvils. viscs. Rellows, Drills. FORCES,
Machinery, etc. phnt- OILS, Vanish >, lirush-
ea. etc, at the
ANTIGUA FERIETEHIa,
Corner OF Theatre and DR.. Micr ptreets, Nos. ~
and ~, Monterey, Mexico.
virda do Santiago N. Langstroth.
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DIR. N. $. Burnhan,

pqualniancc of the oculist. Aurist and Larynsist.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20
Notice to Property Owners.
CRY Coi.LFcroR'e CfrfcE,
tln AninnIn. Juno Q. lssl.


Comfy OF I,sxsr' Whereas. c r,aIu mar.
ties whose nanitr ppc1r below. have tails q TO
pay the amount assessed against them for side
walk improvements. made by the city OF San
Antonio. In front OF thor property. after hnV-
ing received due notice 10 instruct the sumo.
but failed To imply with sal notice, and also
tailed 10 pny the amount due the city for con-
structing said sidewalks, although of'en de-
mHndsd. hy giving - days notivo Ia the Official
journal ~ said city 20 DO -. rs required hy
Section of an ordinance, rpncci ning con-
structon Of u twalks
Therefore, In my capacity IS Tax COLLECTOR
OF said city, ind Ia cOmpllaccc with Svction 10
of said city ordinance. have levi upon, aud
will, during l. gal hours on the net Tuesday 81
The month OF July noSi; ,o.wn; ~ ohe mr.,
day thereafter until the sale j. completed. sell
AZ public cutlery 10 the highest hidier. for
each, the below dcscrih,d parcels ol land and
town lott, lying and being IN said city Of san
Antonio, o.. such portion thereof ~ viii satisfy
the amount duo mud unpaid by carh rcspcctiv I've
pcrHon herein named with accrtliug cost. be-
fore tho door ot the county court house, In the
Clfv OF Sau Ant mic, county uf Bcxu.
Amuu.t aud cosi may he nsi,l " any time
before the day Of sale. ,. g. nAuEisES
CT, Collector.
Name Of owners, description Of property.
amount due snd cost;
finchham, A. u. lot 3, block 2, fronting on
the east > de ot San Pedro avenue, sGi ~
Rtchcl. v lot T. block I. fronting on the east
side Oi San PEDRO avenue. $40 u.
samuel, W. q ", the sou all OF lot Z,
avenue, So IL
Smith. ban r., lot Z, block y, fronting on the
WI At side ~ san Pedro avenue SiB a..
Callauhan, NJ Mrs, I tot fronting ~ varas
east eide south Flor street. bOundet east by
DNycr avenue. t45, 70.
Inllnghaf lri an, lot southeast corner 81
Guilhcau aud south Flor street, Sis ~.
Flores, Dbl NJ. de Ms, crst half OF lot u
block Z, Vi,toria street. $40 80.
Gallagher, Elizabeth Mrs, the southwest cor
no OF East Houston and NacogdOchcs sifCcis
fronting ~ vara- on Nacoydoches street, and
~ varas un East Houston street, 500 10
j ckson, George. lot I, block u, northwest
corner Or, okeit aud Walnut streets. SO %.
Mucnch, Mart norih half OF lots 10 AMI II and
lots u % Is, inclusive, south side Victoria
street. s2lO 10.
Marshall Jno and Carol. lot fronting I,
yntas south side Market street, bounded west
By i. &. Prrcida, 81 10.
MoOrt, W. j.. lots and Z, block %, north
side West Commerce street, Si5 40
Juan Rodriguez, 1 lot frot ting ~ varus OF
east side Aoeqnia street, bounded north By
John IllR, SIS 10.
Kohmer, T.. Mrs.. lot !, block % northwest
corner West Commerce and Lcona street
$50 81.
Thornton, JamcsT, lot !, block I, southwest
corner West Commerce and South Concht
streets, So 30
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20

Piles are frequently preceded by fonse of
weight in the back, loins and lower part of the
abdomen. causing the patient to suppose he
has some affection OF the kidneys or neighbor-
ing organs AT times, symptoms of indiges-
ton are present. as hatulency, uneasiness of
the stomach, etc. A moisture, like perspira-
ton, producing a very disagreeable itching,
after getting warm, Ia n very common attend
ant. Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles yield at
once to the application of Dr. Bosankos Pile
Remedy. which acts directly upon the parts
intense itching and sffootng n permanent
cure. Price 81 cents.. Address, The DIR. Bo-
sanko Medicine Co /, Pigua, o. sold by c
The best smoking tobacco is "Little
,,okern
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20
Monterep advertisers.

This space will be
occupied by DIR. Alex
McMasters, Physi-
clan and Surgeon,
Monterey, Mexico.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20

No. ne-TnrnrsA BAnroS VS., JAMES NJ.

No. Ilss THERESA BARTON Va. JAMES NJ.
BAnTON.
The State Of Texas, to the Sheriff or any Com
stable OF Bexar County, Greeting;
You arc hereby commanded that by making
publication of this citation in some newspaper
published IN tho county OF Bazaar, once in
each week. for four successive weeks previous
TO he return day hereof. you summon James
NJ. Barton, a nOn-rs ridcnt a this state, to be
and appear before the District court, to be
holden IN and for the county OF BeNar, at the
Court House thereof. In the city OF san Auto
MO, on tho first Monday In September, then
ana there to answer the petition OF Theresa
barton. tllch In said court April 10, ISl, ngainet
James NJ. barton, said suit being numbered
l3i2, and alleges Ia substance ga follows, to-wi:
That plaintiff In the year A. d.. 1877, was law
fully married to defendant that they lived to-
gether only "A short time, that defendant has
abandoned plaintiff more than three years
previous TO the flung of this suit, that she has
as Issue of said marriage one child, "Rosey," a
female, aged two years and SIX months, that
defendant II n nonresident OF this state.
Therefore prayer Is made for citation, that the
bonds OF matrimony between plaintiff anu de-
the care aud custody of thu child and for all
costs.
Herein fail not but have you then and there
before said court this writ with your return
thereon, saowing how you have executed the
same.
Witness, Theodore Baldus, Clerk of the Dis
trict Court of Bexar County.
Given under my hand and seal of said
IL. = court 10 the city OF San Antonio this 3lst
THEODORE BALDUs,
Clerk District Court Bcxar County.
lIssued same dayl.
Game TO hand May 81. 1885,, at Iis o'clock n. m.
and publication ordered In the SAN ANTONIO
LIGHT. II. p. MCCALL,
Sheriff Bexar County
by f. "A. STEVENS. Deputy. 5'3i-4w
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1884-06-20
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.
MAYORS OFFICE.

SAN ANTONIO, JUNE u.s. 1881.
IN ACCORDANt WITH A RESOLUTION
l adopted by the Iity Council June 49, 1874,
scaled proposals will be received at this office
until IL o'c ock, noon, ON
MONDAY, JUNE %.
for the repairs to be made at the Main Market
house. Also for the laying OF a six Inch pipe
street.
Specifications can be seen at the oiiice of the
City Clerk. Each bidder Is required to deposit
the sum of nifty $500 dollars In the hands Of
the City Clerk with his proposal, TO be held rs
forfeit m case party TO whom the contract
Is awarded does not begin work within five
days from the letting of tho work.
The right is reserved TO reject my and all
bids. j. H. FRENCH,
by Il. L. CLAuDON, Mayor.
Ciiy Clerk. 6-ls 81
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ARE YOU AFFLICTED9'
Brief Description OF the Diseases OF The Eye Ear and Throat With
a ten References of Remarkable Cures By DR..
NJ g. BuYnhlm

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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1884-11-14
&uetiEal.


Like gentle breath,
And her eyes are closed with the sleep G
death,
The leaves on the trees will futter and fal
And the drifting SHOWS will cover all,
But she will peacefully, calmly rest,
Forever happy
BY angels blest.
Just in the Spring
OF womanhood,
Tender and loving, and wise and good,
All too good for the sinful earth!
Only the angels knew her worth,
So they called her unto them,
Decking her brow
With disdem.
Better to smile
When such life
Gives up the battle of earthly strife,
Better to know that her tasks are done,
Trials ended and glory won;
Tears are vain, when soul 80 bright
Wings its way
To the gates of light
She has passed away,
But her sweet goodwill,
Like fragrant oder, fingers still.
The tender lesson that memory brings
The mantle Of patience DER us filings,
We learn to follow the path she trod,
To be more like her,
Who has gone to God.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1884-11-14
The Dying Tramp.

I'm tell you what I'd like to see. -
remarked a Chicago, Burlington and
Quincy conductor, "and that Is all the
professional ,ramps 10 this country tied
down TO the rails right in front Of the
fast mail
Whats the matter with you and the
tramps now y
"Mattcr enough. The other day.
down near Galesburg a passenger pulled
the bcl.rope aud stopped the train
He said he had SEGA the body Of n nan
by the side Of the track. We pulled
back little, and, sure enough, in the
ditch lay tramp. He seemed to be
dead. We examined him. Then he
showed signs of life Then We carried
him into the baggage car and fixed up a
bed for him. Pretty soon be opened
his eyes aud gasped: 'Fell-off-train.
Badly burt There was doctor on
the train, and he said the fellow was in.
jured internally, probably fatally. Ho
prescribed stimulants. SO we skirm-
ished around and got bottle or two of
wbiskey. lie drank il like water, all
the time rolling his eyes and groaning.
He emptied that bottle and asked for
more. The kind hearted baggageman
brought quart flask out of his chest
aud told US TO give him some Of that. -
When we pulled into Galesburg he was
sleeping, and | was afraid dying. The
baggageman went to lunch and to tel.
cphonc for tho police. When we came
back our patient had recovered and dis
appeared. The quart bottle Of whiskey,
u good suit Of clothes and niekle- plat "a
seven shooter had gone with him.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1884-11-14
miscellaneous.
How Clay Took His Defeat.


The following interesting incident was
related many years ago by Mrs. Robert
Todd, Of Kentucky, the stepmother Of
Mrs. Abraham Lincoln, and has never
before been printed
The Todds and Clays were always on
intimate terms and In 1874 we're living
near each other in Lexington, Kentucky.
Henry Clay and James X. Polk were
then rival candidates for the presidency,
the chances, as was generally supposed,
being strongly in favor Of the great
Wing leader. As it turned out, how
ever, the contest was much closer than
had been anticipated, and finally advices
from other states showed that the result
hinged upon the vote of New York.
There we're no telegraphs in those days,
and news had to come by the slow
course Of the mails The New York
mail was due in Lexington about 10
o'clock in the evening Of certain day,
and il was known would tell the story
Of victory or defeat
AS it happened, a young lady relative
Of Mr. Clay was to be married on the
same evening, and insisted upon bis
presence, though, under the circum-
Stances. he would much rather have
remained at home. MIR. aud Mrs. Todd
attended this memorable wedding party,
which was not large, and composed al
most exclusively of the family connec.
tions and intimate friends--all ardent
Wings, and, Of course. deeply interested
in the pending political event. As the
hour for the arrival Of the mail ap-
preached, Mrs. Todd saw two or three
gentlemen quietly leave the room, and
Knowing their GRAND, waited eagerly
for their return. When they came in
she knew by the expression Of each
counteEance that New York had gone
Democratic The bearers Of the bad
tidings consulted together a moment in
corner, and then one Of them ad-
vanced to Mr.. Clay, who was standing
in the centre Of group, and handed
him paper.
Mrs. Todd, aware of what it con.
tanned, fastened her eyes upon him. tie
opened the paper, and as he read the
paragraph which sounded like the death
knell of his political hopes and lifelong
ambition she saw distinct blue shade
begin ut the roots Of his hair, pass
slowly over his face like cloud and
then disappear Without saying a word
upon the subject which must have mo-
nopolized all his thoughts, he laid down
the paper, and turning to table. filed
a glass with wine, and raising il to bis
lips with pleasant smile, said Il
drink 10 the health and happiness Of all
assembled here" Setting down the
glass, he resumed the conversation as IL
nothing had occurred and was, as usual,
the life and light of the company. But
Mrs. Todd said that as soon as the con-
tents Of the paper were known "a wet
blanket fell upon everybody" and in
half an hour all the guests had departed
with heavy hearts feeling that the gal
LIANT Harry of the West had fought
bis last presidential battle and had lost
the prize forever.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1884-08-21
TAX NOTUCE..ISSS.

IN conformity to law, my books will be open.
ed, for final collection Of State and county tax.
es, on MONDAY THE 1st DAY OF SEPTEM:
BER and will be closed on and after MONDAY
THE GOTH DAY OF OCTOBER.
For the accommodation of taxpayers L will
meet them at the following places on the days
named.
At Yorkville, Monday lst, to Saturday 18th
day of September, inclusive.
At Glover, Monday, 18th day CT September.
At Clay Hill, (Neely's Store) Wednesday, l7th
day of September.
At Fort Mill, Thursday 18th, and Friday 18th
days of September.
At Massey's Store, Saturday, 10th day of Sep
tember.
At Hickory Grove, Monday, 22nd day of Sep,
tember.
tember. ans,
At J. W. Carrolls Store, Wednesday, oath
day of September.
At McConnellsville, Thursday, 25th day Of
At YorKville. Friday Goth, ano Saturday 9th
days of September.
At Bethany, (McGil's store) Monday, 29th day
of September.
At Whitakers, Tuesday, 3oth day of septem'
Der.
At Buffalo, (Moore's Cross roads, Wednesday
At tBlack's Station, Thursday, End, and Friday
3rd days of October.
At Clark's Fork, Saturday. 4th day of October
At Coates Tavern, Monday, 9Th day of October
At Rock HILL Tuesday 7th, Wednesday Sth
Thursday 9th, Friday 10th, and Saturday, lltf
days of October.
And at Yorkville, Monday 18th, to Monday the
Goth day Of October, inclusive, after which day
the Is per cent. penalty will attach.
H. A. d. NEELY, Treasurer.
August 32
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1884-08-21
Ant1urull5 9epartment.

WHERE THE LINE IS DRAwN.-News-
paper men are sensitive. Not concerning
their dress, their piety, or their ability to
pay debt, but of their circulation. You
may say that an editor, in woeful frailty,
leans in fondness on things that are ungodly.
You may say that he dresses like tramp,
and may cast insinuations at that sensitive
organ, the nose, and, smiling benignly, he
will forgive you, but let fall an innuendo
besmirching the circulation of his journal
and all ties of friendship which may have
hitherto existed between you are severed
with one passionate swoop of the knife
which so we'll knows war in the extreme.
There is Colonel Harquies, for instance.
He rather likes personal abuse, and upon
his private life severe criticism has no more
effect than an autumn drizzle, falling on the
back of har4-shell turtle; but you must
not hint that His paper does not tcarry in its
hip-pocket Had of great Influence. Sew
eral days ago the colonebWas taken violent
ly ill. He eraded in adelirium of high fever,
and his wifH beo6ming alarmed, sent for
two promin@nt physicians. When the med
ical gentle4S6 arrived, the editor was al
most wild ,S@allowing in tragic doze. One
of the physicians approaching, took hold of
the colonel's arm, and turning to his COM
panion, said:
"Circulation very poor"
"Whatw exclaimed the editor, springing
up, "poor circulation! Why, confound you,
work sixty quires. Get away from here,
you scoundrels," !" and with loud imprecations
and demonstrations of violence, he drove
the medical men from the room.-ArkaaSaS
Traveller.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1884-08-21

THE WART DIsAPPEARED.-"Doy you re-
member Joe Grimes ?" inquired Fitzgoober
at dinner.
"Who, that old scar-faced monkey that
used to hang round you so much ?" asked
Mrs. FitZ.
eyes, the same man," replied Fitz, che
has returned to the city to stay"
'The hateful wretch. 1 wish he could
have stayed away; he has an old wart on
his Jaw that always made me sick to look
at; YOU say he's come back to live?"
'sYes, he went West, you remember, and
has made half million dollars; he has
bought the finest mansion in the city, and
is"
ooh! Fitzy," broke in the lady, "do
bring him with you to tea this evening; l
will be so delighted to see him again. ."-At-
Lu,ltn Constitution.