Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-02-29
EXCHANGE sCINT111AT1oNS.

Goliath died from the effect of bang
on the forehead. Elizabethtown
News.
John Baker married Annie Wor-
ccster. Johns object must have been
to spice life with Worcester sauce
State Journal.
What is fame?" Reckon it must
be that the letters in it are initials of
the four words, "Finally all men end
State Journal.
Marriageble girls may be interest
cd in the information that factory
at Bay City, Mich, turns out 200
washboards daily.-Mayield Mont
tor.
1t is the energetic, pushing man
who succeeds in this world. Young
man, if you can't find anything else
to push, push a baby coach.-Eliza-
BEETHOVEN News.
Wake up, husband, the day is
breaking" said The fond wife. "Let
it break, it don't owe me cent"
growls the heavy slceper.-Southcm
Trade Gazette.
Why is your paper money more
valuable than gold? When you put
it in your pocket you double it, and
when you take it out you find it still
in creases.-Southem Trade Gazette.
Where is that fellow who said
few months ago that he had discov-
cred Noah's ark? If he meant what
he said let him steer around this way,
and let him be quick about Twin.
chester Sun.
There are two things which every
thoughtful person believes should
properly be d-d-the Kentucky riv'
er and the miscreant who crosses his
long legs in street-car on a muddy
day.-Commercial.
'Nothing will wreck woman''
happiness quicker than opium eating
except onion eating" says an unmar
ried paragrapher. It's not the WON
ans happiness which onion eating
wrecks.-Mayfield Monitor.
Kentucky justice is terrible as
two-edged sword, AMI swift as four
mile racer. Two young men caught
climbing iIko lady's room were
promptly expelled from the Cyn,hi
ana Dancing Club.-State Journal.
Kentucky editors are getting il
their work now against cold waite
and in favor of bourbon. When
temperance orator points to the poo
house and :he penitentiary, the.
point to the Ohio river bottOms.-Ev
ansville Courier.
1t seems odd that any one shpul'
question the appropriateness of sc
Letting Louisville as the place for tn
meeting of the National Democrat
Convention. We have twelve hun
Il dred saloons located as convenient
as can possibly be desired.-Post.
A Cincinnati woman has given he
seal-skin sacque to be- sold for tn
benefit of food-suflerers. If she didn
do that for the purpose of having he
husband to buy her a new one, it
an instance of sacrifice unparalleled i
the history ofthe world.-State Joul
nal.
Miss Winnie Hall, of Temple, Tel
, as, is the oldest old maid in Americ
having just reached the age of II
years. The bachelors in that tow
feel happy because she says she wi
not take advantage of the leap YET
. prerogative of her sex.7Mayfie
Monitor.
Henry Stump and Emma Due
worth, of this county, were marie
= in Covington, Emma was no doubt
a Duckworth good deal Of money, b
: she's been transformed to positi'
i where she can make Stump speech
It at Henry.-State Journal.
IL Mr.. Rutherford B. Hayes is repol
'e ed by an interviewer to have use
the other day, the expression. "Wh
was elected President" This
10 probably Mr.. Hayes mild way of
- ferrlng to that mythical time VIII
:, the lower regions "froze over."-Co
a rier Journal.
~ The Car of Russia gets salary
,e $$,250,000 per year. This is oN
10 81, $50 per day, 1926 an hour COUNT
20 ten hours per day, nearly $3S
70 minute. If we American people h
ID to pay such salary we, too, wol
- touch him off with bomb.-Ma
s. sonville Cleaner.
H. 81 don't care for any desert to-da
o. said boarder at the table, address,
re the landlady. "Don't say desert
lie Quibley. Please speak properly
or my table, and say desert" Exc
as me- replied Mr.. Quibley. 81 s
~ desert because l found so much 81
in it yesterday. "-Elizabethto
News.
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