Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1884-08-02

cures all diseases OF the blood ana
Skin. 30
A tramp reached into the pantry
window of an out of town house the
other night and tried to steal a pound |
Of butter, but it was SO strong it drew
him in and whistled for the dog.
A mild, delightful invigorant for
delicate females is Wilder's Stomach |
Bitters, Cures costiveness and head
ache. 20
Lost wealth may be replaced by in>
dustry, lost knowledge by study, lost
health by medicine; but lost time is
gone forever.
All kinds of Blood and Skin Diseases
cured with Wilder's Sarsaparilla and
Potash. 90
There is less crime in the United
States in proportion to the population
than in any other country in the
world.
For Round Worms, Tape Worms,
SpasmS use nothing but Wilder's
Mothers Worm Syrup. 20
A table has lately been published
showing that foreign persons and asso'
Citations, mostly English, own of the
United States 20,647,000 acres of land
in large tracts, none of them less than
in five thousand acres each.
Kill Worms in Children with Will
der's Mothers Worm Syrup. 20
In order to get rid of the smell of
fresh paint in room, place few slices
of onion in the middle of the room.
Then you will want to get rid of the
smell of onions; this can be done by
putting on another coat of paint.
We know of no way that we can
benefit our readers more than by call.
ing attention to Johnson's Anodyne
Liniment. 1t is the oldest and most
valuable patent medicine in the world.
Everybody should keep it in the house.
1t will check diarrhea and dysentery
in one hour. Sold by j. B. Ritchey
Millions of people die with Scrofula.
If these victims would use Wilder's
Sarsaparilla and Potash their lives
would be saved. 20
"What are you doing?' asked a
boarding house man of his chum, as he
caught him tip-toeing up and down
stairs. "I'm going to get married next
month";" was the solemn reply, land |
am practicing how to get in late at
night without raising racket"
If your lungs are weak, if a cold
causes you quick distress, you will
breathe easier, you will cough less, you
will strengthen the pulmonary organs,
you will feel better every way if you
will occasionally use DIR. Wistar's Bal.
sam of Wild Cherry. Ask your drug
gist for it.
State elections prior to the Prisiden-
tial election in November will be held
this year in the following States Ala.
bama, Aug. 4; Arkansas, Sept. l.;
Georgia, Oct l; Maine, Sept, s; Ohio,
Oct. IA; Vermont, Sept. 4; and West
Virginia, Oct. IA. Louisiana and
Rhode Island held State. elections in
April and Oregon in June last. All
the other States elect State officers
Nov. 4.
Nervous, dispeptic individuals,
whose distress of mind and body make
life miserable, if your suferings have
been prolonged and increased by the
use Of bitters and pretended cures Of
kidney and liver diseases, throw all
such nostrums aside and find health,
: strength and vigor in that simple rem
edy known as DR.. Guysott's Yellow
Dock and Sarsaparilla. 1t purifes the
blood, strengthens the urinary and di-
1 gestive organs, and infuses new life in
. to all parts of the body. No other
remedy equals it. Have your drug
gist get it for you.
"Here waiter!" yelled Fitzgober.
. eyes sab, boss"
81 can't eat this steak"
"Why not, sab ?"
y because it is so tough; a dog
l couldn't put his tech trough that"
"I'll tex hit back, den, sab, an fotct
piece what 20 can fling ye' teetf
+ through" replied the courteous attend
d ant, fitting away before Fitz coulC
: paralyze him.
A Life SAVING Present