The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1884-01-20

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The blouse bodice is in high favor.
The hair is worn higher in the back.
White bonnets are restored to favor
for evening wear.
It ia the bridegroom who must ring
the marriage bells.
Chenille appears in various forms
on hats and bonrets.
Redingotes for winter wear have
short shouldered capes.
Combinations of brocaie and shot
glsce are very fashionable.
The most fashionable stockings still
come in the dark colors.
Combinations OF stuffs are as popu.
lar for oloaks and dresses.
Tiny checks are fashionable in both
silk and WOODEN fabrics.
Shot silks and stripes of velvet and
satin are worn by Parisians.
Velveteen is the favorite fabric for
re-trimming old WOODEN dresses.
Dog collars of velvet. silver, pearl
and jet, are again in high vogue.
Birds wings. pompons. aigrettes
and ostrich feathers are all fashion
able.
Velvet and satin rays, or stripes of
velvet and satin are in high favor in
Paris.
The latest definition of a mother
in-law: "The birthstone OF the
match"
Lace-trimmed handkerchief are
not go fashionable as embroidered
and hem-stitched ones.
The question arises. why is a wo-
man 80 MORALLY afraid of getting a
duck OF q bonnet" wet?
A medical writer says that girls are
30 constructed that they cannot jump.
Just make one of them an offer Of
marriage and see.
Blo5son wants to know if it was q
temperance man out camping, who
wrote the line, 80 for lodge in some
vast wilderness.
Come let's bill and COO a little,
as We used to-" said Mixey to his
wife, after they had been married a
yesr. YES" she replied, ''you
look out for the bills and I'll do the
cooing."
The world ia electrified by the in
telligence that MIR. Beecher wears q
seal skin overcoat, but so. 600, 600
people are cropping in Egyptian dark
ness as to the color OF stockings he
wesra. The associated press is q
failure.
She-I am fond of poetry. He
are you. indeed? So am I. Do you
like Burns? She-No, indeed: they
are so EXERCISING. But. then, I am
not troubled much with them, as ina
does all the cooking.
A mother was amused the other
day to hear this bit of argument"
from her little boy: Mamma, I
don't see how Satan could have
turned out to be such a bad fellow
there wasn't any devil to put him up
to itI''
That "a O'Clock scheme is going to
be y perfect bonanza for the man
who comes home before daylight and
tries to unlock the front door with 8
doughnut. His wife wont be able to
tell whether it is tomorrow or the
day before yesterday.
Don't you give me any of your
lip!" said an ugly country school
teacher to q pert young Miss who had
"sassed" him. "Oh, you needn't
worry" she retorted. ST would not
kiss you even il the freckIes on your
face were gold dollars"
An aged man. dressed in military
clothes. visited q western town
recently and registered at hotel ss
William T. Sherman. late United
States Army. His real name was
Smith, but be had kissed all the
pretty girls in town before the fraud
was exposed.
He-"Before you give my old over
coat to that beggar. my dear, had you
net better look through the pockets?"
She-"Whsn did you wear it last?'
He-"The latter part OF last March,
I think"
She-''TLen know there's moth
ing in the pockets.
He-"How SOP"
She-"Becsuse that was before you
stopped drinking"
Isn't it shocking?" she said to
George.
isn't what shocking, dear?" asked
George, tenderly.
sob, l inst think it ia the most
shocking thing 1 ever heard Of"
"What is it? Pray tell me what it
is that is go shocking" cried George,
wild with curiosity.
Electricity, love-"
GYPsIEs AND PEEPsTONES.
Fortune telling by means of cards
tea cups, the palm of the hand and
the "peepstone" has been a pleasant
diversion Of the genuer sex In all
ages of the world, and in nearly all
ages of the sex as well. There is a
weird fascination ahoI,t the huSi-