Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-04-10
PITH AND POINT.

Ladies who never owned one now
go into crowded drug stores and say
please give me twenty-five cents
worth of camphor to pack away my
sealskin sacque in "-R Philadelphia Call
Glass shingles are soon to super
sede the old wooden kind, and parents
can then see just when to leave off
spanking, without having to let up three
or four times during the opef alton
Barlisg Oh Free Press.
Charles Montague de Poorville-
Win you tell your sister / am here?
Maud Well. I'd ike too fge you only
she's in the back parlor with Mr.. Bach
elor CrPsus, and m ANNA says If I inter
rupt them must 60 to bed without my
supper.-Lye.
-'.Do you suppose eating angel cake
seraphic young lady Of the worldly
young man. give no douot it will, .
he answered, IF you viii only eat
enough of it, Then she giggled, and
said. y-"-LogeA Cits!e7s-
1t will hold in check the rush Of
lecturers to our sho es let the idea con-
the city limits of New York and Boston
beasts of the 70 ests, an I that among
them the coo1skins and wolf scalps
are used for currency Chicago Times.
How poorly You look, Octave.
They are right in say ng that the young
men of to-day are feeble. Look ut me-
am thirty or forty years older than
you, and am as solid as an oak. i
shall live 100 years. 20 uncle! how
can you speak so to your heir? You
find only disagreeable things to say to
me. French paper.
There is dreadful rumor abroad
that Rarnum has t,u ch Sc the Ear
tholdi st tue, and will place it on .
chariot drawn by thirty-iye elephants
To what s'base' uses may q statue
come at last ter being una lie to Sc
cure q has But we don't believe
Barnum would take such liberties with
Liberty.-N orrsstoDu Herald.
-Plantaton Philosophy: Oar an
nuthfn' much sadder dan de acks Oh q
a coward what is tryin' ter make folks
think dat he is q fighter. N, thin
pleases = ole niger oman so much as
fur pusson ter tell her dat de REM
edies what she has recommended hab
hoped him. Use looked eroun' ober
dis lam heap, an eff Use cher foun'
any use fur de grasshopper doan
know it, but den / doan know dat de
grasshopper hab eber foun' any use fur
me.-4rA dzsGsr Traveller.
In the midst Of the loud hum and
buzz of social gathering uptown one
day this week, an mpudent fellow sud-
denly called out, IN ow, let's all stop,
catch our breaths, and go ahead for the
rest of the evening fe.llng nothing but
truthful stories and ines." Une of
those present, in describing it after
wards, said: .sOn acs CUNT Of this uf-
seemly interruption the conversation
entirely stopped, silence rel on the
company and the patty soon dis
persed- ~ r. Commercial Aduer-
tiser.
Important to smokers: An Austin
tohaeconist complained bitterly to Gil
hooley about q box cigars tn had
been stolen from the establishments.
..i don see what you q 50 distressed
about II it WAS anything else bat
cigars you might 60 on that way, but
the cigars are all right. = ..How are
they all ii shts" .'W ell you see those
cigars are round to come to light.
sooner or later and en- all You VIII
have to do will be to come Onward aud
claim your property" The disgusted
tobtcconist said he could not see It in
that Light. Texas Sifaia2s.