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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10
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MARSHAL NEY! NzA
Will make the season as follows On Mondays
and Tuesdays, at Forney's 7-Mile House, Refs
terstown Turnpike on Wednesdays and Thurs
days, at Wheeler's Hotel, Towsontown Fridays
and Saturdays, at the owners farm, near Rockand.
The produce ofthis horse are now showing speed
as well as style, and prove him one of the best
stock horses in the State. A number of his colts
can now be shown unsurpassed for both speed and
style, the popularity being that they step clear
and free, requiring no boots.
TERMS-$5.00 at time of service and $1,000
when the mare proves in foal 81 to the groom.
THOMAS II. MOORE, Owner,
Brooklandville, p. o., BALTIC. CO., Md.
LEWIS BOWEN, Groom. (Apl. 26.-3m.
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@-An exchange says 'the sequel shows that
the petty spirit displayed towards Mr.. Creswell,
in his own county, has lost Cecil an able and
creditable representative at Chicago. In all can
dor, gentlemen, who has lost the most, Mr.. Cres-
we'll or the county?"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10

rs Baltimore city has run wild on the sub
ject of baseball. The games so far played by the
leading club have each been witnessed by from
five to ten thousand people, and the managers of
the club are rolling up the ducats in surprising
ly rapid manner
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MARRIAGES.

TRACEY-TURNER- street U. B. par
sonage Baltimore, May l, 1884, by Rev. j. l..
Grimm, pastor, Lewis 7. Tracey, of Baltimore
county, and Miss Josephine Turner, of Balti-
more.
MUTH-SNYDER.-At the parsonage, April II,
1884, by Rev. e. FELTON,, Casper J. Muth, of
Franklintown, to Clara V. Snyder, of Baltimore.
PORTER-CARR.-AtH Hardwood Park, the res
idence of the bride, by the Rev. Watson Case,
on April 80, 1884, Mercer P. Porter and M.
Addie Carr, all of Baltimore county.
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The buildings of the Taylor Manufactur-
ing Company, at Westminster, were last week sold
and VIM 3 Thomas for 60 loo They he We hean
rented to company who will manufacture wind
nils
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10

~-It is now said that of the four delegates-at-
large elected by the Republican State convention
at Hagerstown last week, two are for President
Arthur, one for Senator Edmunds, and one for
Mr. Blaine
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10

4-G Great preparations are being made for a
large meeting of Thinkers in their tabernacle on
the premises of Abram Gardner, in townsville,
Frederick county, at Whitsuntide, which will be
their conference
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BY virtue OF q decree OF the ClrculL COuTC lot
Baltimore county, the undersigned, Trustees, will
sell at public auction, at the EXCHANGE SALES
ROOMS, Baltimore street and Postofice avenue,
Baltimore city, On
Monday, May 18th, 1884,
at i o'clock P. NJ,
ALL THE FOLLOWING DESCRIBED
PROPERTY:
LOT No. l, CONTAINS ABOUT SEVEN AND
THREE-FOURTHS ACRES OF LAND, about
q miles from the city of Baltimore, situated East
of the York Turnpike Road, and fronting about
100 feet on an avenue so feet wide running South
from Woodbourn Avenue to Willow Avenue.
LOT No. 2, CONTAINS THREE LOTS of %
feet front each by $50 feet deep to 20 foot alley,
and is situate on the West side of Maryland Av-
enue rs feet South Of Brook Street, and near Hun
tingdon Avenue.
Lot No. 8, CONSISTS OF THREE LOTS of
25 feet front each by $50 feet deep to 20 foot
alley, and is situated on the S. W. side of Garden
Street Extended in Baltimore county, near White
locks Lane within a short distance of Druid Hill
Park.
M8~ PLATS of the above property will be ex-
hibited ON day of sale.
TERMS OF SALE as prescribed by the de-
cree are One third Cash, one-third in months
and one third in twelve months credit payments
to bear interest from day of sale and to be secur-
cd to the satisfaction of the Trustees, all cash.
at the option of the purchaser.
GEORGE G. HOOPER,
Cor. Lexington st. Paul Sts., Baltimore,
JOHN F. C0NREY,
Tewsontown, Trustees.
MATTHEWS KIRKLAND, Auctioneers.
Apl. 26.-ts.
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VNRUSTEES' SALE
Oh
VALUABLE PERSONAL PROPERTY.
The undersigned, Trustees, by virtue of a deed
lie auction, on the Brick House property, in Back
River Neck, occupied by George d. Fausett, and
bounding on Eastern avenue extended and Back
River Neck road, on
Monday, the 12M day Of Nay, 1884,
ut ten (10) o'clock A. NJ,
N9-T The Following Property, Viz :~6@
ONE-HALF INTEREST IN A CANNING ES-
TABLISHMENT,
Consisting of Boilers, Steam Pump, Pipe and re-
quirements of First Glass Canning
Establishment.
Osborn Reaper, Roller, l Spring Tooth Har-
row, Corn and Cob Crusher 2 Farm Wagons, l
Milk Wagon, Cart, Spring Tooth Horse Rake,
Horse Power Hay Cutter and Betting, l Corn
Planter, l Sulky Cultivator, l Wheat Drill, 1
Woods Mower, l Buggy, together with Plows,
Harrows and other Farming Utensils.
And in addition to the above the Growing
Crops of Wheat, Rye and Grasses.
TERMS OF SALE-CASH.
Mss~ Other Utensils not mentioned will be sold
at time of sale.
RICHARD W. TEMPLEMAN, Trustses
J. ALEXANDER PRESTON,
JOHN S. BIDDIS0N, Auctioneer.
May 3.-ts.
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r"As usual" aysthe Cecil Wing, "the Bal
timore American damns the man whose cause it
espouses"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10

SAFE DEPOSIT AND TRUST COMPANY
OF BALTIMORE CITY, Executor.
O. P. MACGILL, Auctioneer.
Nav 3.-ts.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10
THE YOUNG STALLION
l. st. Lawrence.

4 SGs Lawrence. IA
This horse will make the season MO-.
Of 1884, commencing April u, EssTtl@SA
ending June 30, at the following w 7
places: On Mondays and Tuesdays, at Heitchew's
Hotel, Reisterstown; on Wednesdays and Thurs
days, at Jockeys Tavern, Falls Road, and Fri
days and Saturdays, at Manley's Hotel, Butler.
He was sired by John o. Prices St. Lawrence,
his dam by Todd's Zingance, G. d. by Racking
Billy; ne is beautiful dark mahogany bay, black
legs, and is handsome and square built. He PAGES
under saddle, and works in all harness He is
l6 hand high, weight ], 400 lbs The first premi-
UNI was awarded him at the last two county fairs.
TERMS.-$6 single service, cash IS the sea-
son, and $40 to insure. Any one breeding 2mares
and both proving in foal will only be charged
SlS Persons parting with insured mares before
they are known to be in foal will be held for in
suranee. Care will be taken with mares but no
responsibility for accidents.
BENJAMIN BOND, Owner,
Apl. 5.-3m%) Butler p. o., BALTIC. county,
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A RARE CHANCE FOR DAIRY.
AMEN AND TRUCK FARMERS.

FOR RENT-BREMEN HOME FARM, Bal
air road, miles from city. In best state of cul-
tivation. Large barn, COW stables and all dairy
fixtures. For further information address,
H. LANCE,
E. Chase street and Union Railroad, Baltimore.
Dec. 22,-tf
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DOR SALE.

II
A frst-class MOWER, REAPER and GRAIN
DRILL, very little used, will be sold cheap. Adj
dress SAM'L B0SLEY, Monkton, N. G. R. R.,
10th district, BALTIC. CO., or J. F. CONRAD,
Mch 22.-3m%) 90 George St., Baltimore.
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..RLACK PRINCE.

Who has record of ancestors for more than one
hundred years of great distinction as any horse
ever bred in Perche. He is 163 hands and of re-
markable style and beauty.
These Stations will stand for limited number
Of mares atmy Farm, near Govanstown, Baltimore
county, where mares can be left, if required, at
reasonable cost.
TERMS-S15 for season, payable at time of first
service. W. I. WALTERS,
Apl. 5.-2m. Baltimore, Nd.
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TOR RENT.

DOR RENT.
A SMALL HOUSE, with about quarter Of
an ACRE OF LAND attached situated on the
Hien road, near Towsontown. Apply to
JOHN McGRAIN,
May 3.-tf) Manager for John Z. Owens.
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Miscellaneous.
DALTO. COUNTY TAX LEVY.
L. FOR
THE YEAR 1854.

The County Commissioners of Baltimore
County Tar the County of B0Iti-
more tor the Year 1854, as
folL0tcs, to acit:
Estimated amount made and allowed by the COun-
ty Commissioners of Baltimore county to meet
the Current Expenses for the year 1884, as re-
quired by an Act Of the General Assembly Of
Maryland to provide for the speedy collection of
County Taxes in Baltimore county, and to
authorize the County Commissioners of Balti-
more county to effect loan in anticipation of
the same, passed January Session, 1854, Janu-
airy Session, 1875, and January Session, 1873,
and January Session 1880, and January Session,
1882, and January Session 1884.
ESTIMATED
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Gg- Everything will be sold without reserve.
MS-TERMS OF SALE-CASH.-& "a
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VALUABLE FARMING LANDS, NEAR
PARTITION, IN THE 7TH ELECTION
DISTRICT, BALTIMORE co.
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no SHEEP RAISERS.

no SHEEP RAESERS.
FEW FINE WELL GROWN VI
PURE-BRED SHROPSHIRE BUCK .,.sMx ~.
LAMBS for sale. Delivered in September.
Apply early to JOHN S. CUTTINGS,
Cor. North and Fayette sts., Baltimore.
May 3.-tf.
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TRUSTEES SALE

John F. Conrey and George G. Hooper,
Attorneys.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10
TNO LOAN.

ITO LOAN.
$500, $500, 1900, $1,000, $4,000, $4,000 and
any amounts above the last named on first mort
gage. ). PARKER boSLEi,
Towson, or IL Lexington street, Baltimore.
March 1.-tf.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10
A UCTIONEERING.

CAMUEL Il. NAYLOR,
y REAL ESTATE AGENT COLLECTOR,
LAVENDER HILL P. o., BALTIC. COUNTY, MD.
Gives prompt attention to the collection of claims
of all kinds Also attends to the sale and renting
of property ard the collection of rents. Dec.S-tf.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10

The amount of taxes required to be collected
for the year 1884, Independent of the additional
rate of 10 cents on the 500 authorized by the
Legislature to be collected from the 18th district
tor road purposes as per above estimate is $780,
wv, an assessment Of GO cents on every one hun
dred dollars of assessable property in the county
being SCI, 766 ,429, is 1870, 598.57 The fraction
over the amount required is $50l57.
The amount Of additional road tax to be collect
Cd as per authority of Act of 1884, in 18th district
for 1884, on assessment of OSS 1856, at the rate
OF 10 cents on every one hundred dollars, is 81
OS2 Il ~
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SALE

James McColgan and VIM. A. Taaffe,
Attorneys, Al Lexington St., Baltimore.
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A CARD
Having again commenced business in portion
of my dwelling, ]. respectfully solicit share Of
the public patronage. l shall try to keep every
accommodation. l will name my stock in part,
DRY GOODS AND NOTIONS,
TINWARE AND W00DENWARE, 49,
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS,
OILS AND LAMPS, &C, &C., &c.
1 shall sell the BEST GOODS at the LOWEST
MARKET PRICES, and try my best to give sat
isfaction. Goods delivered free of charge.
NJ. A. SHEALEY,
Feb. 23.-tf Towsontown.
BLOWERS!
SWEET POTATOES, CABBAGE, TOMATO.
CELERY, EGG PLANTS,
@-LN LARGE QUANTITIES. ~
For sale by the subscriber,
AT COCKEYSVILLE ND.
re- Orders by mail promptly attended to.
Apl. 19.-3m. HY. HESS.
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@OO OOO TO LOAN ON COUNTY OR
1CU.UUUCITY PROPERTY, IN SUMS
10 SUIT, AT LOW RATES.
R. W. TEMPLEMAN & CO.,
81 Lexington St., Baltimore city, Md.
: May I8.-tf.
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SALE
OF
A VALUABLE COUNTRY SEAT, CALLED
sH@ "CIIESTNUT PARK" ARe
G:I THE RESIDENCE OF THE $3.50
LATE GEORGE FRESHMAN, TO BE Il
SOLD IN BUILDING LOTS, SITUATE
ABOUT 81 MILES FROM BALTI-
MORE CITY, NEAR G0VANS-
TOWN, IN BALTIMORE
COUNTY, MD.
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MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN.
THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS ($3,000.00)
dress. E. RIDDLE,
Waverly P. o., Baltimore county, Md.
Apl. 26.-3t
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CARRIAGES A:

CARRIAGES:
Family Carriage, 2 No Top and Top Buggy,
l Drag, Sulky, Spring Market Wagon, &c.
HARNESS.
Single and Double Harness, Carriage Harness,
Wagon and Cart Harness.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1884-05-10

i OF
VALUABLE FEE-SIMPLE PROPERTY IN
s5n BALTIMORE COUNTY, An
ttaa4 SITUATED ON YORK TURNPIKE 49,
ROAD, MARYLAND AVENUE AND
GARDEN STREET EXTENDED.
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Sales Of Property.
TRUSTEES SALE

Thomas j. Hunter and John I. Yellott,
Attorneys, Towsontown, Md.
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MONEY TO LOAN.

Nl
Money to loan on Mortgage in sums of from
$500 to $1,000. Apply to
II. L. BOWEN,
Real Estate Agent, TowsOntown, Md.
Nov. At.
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JOHN CROwTHER, JR.,

JOHN CROWTHER, JR.,
Chief Clerk and Auditor.
WHEREAS, By An Act of the General Assembly
of Maryland 1852, chapter 337, to provide for the
general valuation and assessment of property in
this State and pursuant to an Act passed January
Session, 1854, Act passed January Session, 1875,
and an Act passed January Session, 1878, the
County Commissioners of Baltimore county do
hereby impose an assessment or tax of IS2 cents
on every 500 worth of assessable property within
the limits of Baltimore county for the year 1884,
being 52,3S4.OS4, at an assessment of lSa cents
on every 800, is SOS, 22O.15 for State taxes.
Given under our hands this 1st day of May, in
the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred
and eighty-four.
JOHN 7. B. PARLETT, [sEALl
JOHN E. CIRCUIT, fsEAL1
JAMES RITTENHOUSE. fsEAL1
County Commissioners for Baltimore county.
TEST
JOHN CROWTHER, JR.,
Chief Clerk and Auditor.
May 3.-3t.
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A VALUABLE FARM, ON THE OLD HAIR
FORD ROAD, NINTH DISTRICT.
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]. Alexander Preston, Attorney, 10 Lexint
ton Street, Baltimore, Md.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-10-25
How Much Sleep .
[Exchange.l

On this question every one is law to himself. The only rule is, take enough Old Mother Means in Eseleston's |" Hoo sier Schoolmaster advised her husba and when buying cheap land, "While yer a-gettin', get a-plenty." So say we in regard to sleep, full quantity of which is more valuable than the grandess prairie farms the sun ever shone upon.
 It is during the waheful hours that the muscles and the nervous system and brain expand their energies. Muscles are partially recruited during the day by nourlshment taken, but the great recuper- ating work of the nerves and brain is done during the sleep. Such recupera- tion must at least equal the expenditure made through the day or else the brain is ill-nourished, wastes, withers. Persons who, in early English history, were con- demned to death by being prevented from sleeping, always died raving mani- aes. Persons who are starved to death suffer brain starvation also, and pass into Authorizations and then into insani,y.
 Get plenty of sleep, then. Better an hoar too much than half an hour too little. Don't carry to bed days busi- ness, the supper of a gourmand, the whirl of a ball room or the cares that should be passed over to Gods mezciful keeping. Free mind and body from these, lie down and res, in quietude, and, so awake refreshed next morning for the duties of the day.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-10-25
Measuring Genius.
[Henry Ward Beecher.l

The great mass of what we call moral and useful men, practical men, and men ot common sense are very useful men :: they are the warp and wool of society, but they are not capable of understanding the heroic. Now and then it appears in life, and we don't know where it came from. His father wasn't like that: his mother wasn't like that, but here comes an heroic nature that is careless of mat ter or physical comfort, or even of society and its proprieties and its penurious re- ward, but who has a sense of beauty. It burns in him to develop it. For the sake of giving expression to that he is willing to waste his whole life He has the artists impulse to color, form, construct :; it is in him, and for the sake oft he bears poverty, for the sake of it he says :: ," What though am not known, l am working on the higher sense Why should l expect the lower and vulgar crowd to understand me?" And tsey do not If man paints pictures and gets money, oh, they caa understand that, but not man that paints portraits because it is in him, and he must do i, withou, any relation to profit or any lower life what ever. Men who sing ard sell the poems, we all understand them. They are on the market. Not that it is discredi, to them, but we interpret them because they are manufacturing things that bring money. But men that sing as old Homer sung, as Dante sung, as blind Milton sung, now we pity them! We look back and say: "Oh, that they should have lived in such dark age; they never got anything for it." They got themselves. They answered the highest and noblest impulses. We are all the time measur- ing men of genius by the lower standards of what are called practical common sense men, who are like machines turn ing out fodder sor themselves and other animals
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-10-25
IN PARIS.
IBill Nye, in Denver Opinion. 1


 There may be more beautiful sights, perhaps, than the quiet beauty of the French capital sleeping in the moonlight on the Seine, but do not remember at this moment what they are. Looking down from the mighty fortifcations to where nearly two milhon warm-hearted, hos-headed, loyal and yet rebellious, peaceful and still belligerent people are what memories of blood and Tot and ruin come trooping up in the brain of the beholder. Again the air seems filled with the wild roar and rush of the riotous canaille, the beautiful boulevards run red with French blood and the glorious architecture of forgotten centunes crumbles and yields to the mad tide of revolution and revenge. From the early days of the infant Paris, known then as Lu,etia Parisorum, when the French capital was simply an quitting point, down to the days when she die tated to the world in the matter of na- tional debts and overskirts, we trace the wonderful career of the great city. Aga,n we see Cesar rebuilding the city. In fancy we see him being about with his coat of and his red suspenders flashing in the warm southern sun. His noble head is thrown back proudly and across .ae horizon of his pantaloons there is a dash os pale light that shows where he sat down in the mortar-bed near where the Pavilion de Sal,pe,re now stands. Rapidly the eye sweeps down the Seine from the Louvre, along the Tuileries, the Rue Rivoh and the Rue Folderol, to ~hAv~ th~ Ulsst~r;ru -, ... re.A = y~-l- de Charlotte Russo raises its pale facades. In the foreground stands the Hotel des invalides, an imposing pile, crowned with a gilded dome io5 metres high. Im- under it stands the sarcophzgus of Napoleon l. This sarcophagus was 6rst used by Napoleon. He was proud and exclusive about his sarcophagi, re- fusing to use a secondhand sarcophaeus. no matter how cheaply he could procure it.
 Moving toward the background, we come su denly upon the Bourse, the im- posing coup d'etat, the Palais des Beaux- Arts. the Bon Bon, and the Champs de Dofunny. Farther on rests the Grand Boulevard de Parleyvoo, silent and abandoned. while down the river farther, and sull beyond the PAlais de Livery Stable, stands the historic Rue de Craxy Womans Fork.
 How fresh in my memory still rests the picture of Paree, and what . pleasure t b. again and again to bring back its tender outlines lmpesfect though this pen picture may be, know 1t will be r d with much pleasure by those vho sse it and if there should, af irR blush, appear to be vagusuess, and, as it were, an incompaeseness in the description, | hope the gentle reader will bear tn miud
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-10-25
A Farmers Clever Device.
i" Train Taik,'' m Chicago Herald.

i@ Train Talk, m Chicago Heraid.l
 We made a singular discovery the other day" remarked an official of a road running into Chicago. About three miles beyond certain station on our line there is farm house by the side of the track. Just beyond the farm house is little creek, over which there is small bridge. About feur years ago some repairs were made to that little bridge, and, of course, the bridge gang had put up sign-board Run Slow on either side during the day or so the bridge was weakened. When they had finished their work they vent of and forgot the signs. The fact is, the boards had dis appeared, aud they didn't take the trouble to hunt them up.
 Some weeks afterward, DO one knows just when, those signs reappeared in their former places. Nobody knew who put them there, or what for. Nobody cared. II the section men noticed them at all they thought the bridge men had done it. It was none of the engineers business why they were thrre-it was thei duty to observe regulations, which required them to slow down at all such signs. Observe regulations they did For about four years not train had passed over that little bridge without slowing almost to a stand still The cul- vert, for that's all it is, has been as safe as any part of the road-bed, and yet stopping and starting trains there has cost this company thousands oi dollars You know, it costs money to stop and start trains. You are wondering how it all comes about, of course. We'll, tha. farmer stole those boards and put them up again at his leisure. For four years he has been going into the town or coming from i. on our trains, getting on or right of at his own door. 1t was a slick scheme, and how he must have laughed at us and enjoyed it all the while But his game is up now, and the engineers arc having their revenge by keeping up an internal sereeching of their whistles at all hours of the day or night whenever they pass that farm house."
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-10-25
Pats Experience in the Elevator.
lRehoboth Sunday Herald.l


 The lrishman. who went up in the hotel lift without knowing what it is did not easily recover from his surprise. He relates the story in this way: al went to the house and says l, is Missher Smith in, sonr Says the man with the sojer cap, Will yer step in?' So steps into the closet, and all of suddint he pulls a rope, and-it's the truth Is telling yex- the walls of the building begin runnin' down to the cellar. Och, murther,' says l, ..hatii become of Bridget and the Says the scjer-cap man, 'Be aisy,.son. They'll be all right when ye. come down Come down, is itr says |. And it Is no closet at all but haythenish balloon that yer got me in.' And wid that the walls stopped stock still, and he opened the door, aad there I vas vid the root just over my heads Ana by the sainted Molly, that's what saved me from going up to the hivins entirelyr