Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1884-04-10
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The subject OF q sermon preached In
PHILADELPHIA on Sunday was Dan Rmntv
Life" II probably WAS . sketch Of
fsshionsble boarding honse in Lent
Graphic.
Philadelphia ps-ers adyise their
readers to "Chew Polioe.n And when a
rufian undertakes to ''ohewn the police.
he ia dubbed and locked Noyr,sto,on |
Herald.
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| bad angel. who strive far mastsrv over
him. How law some persous, good angels
seem to be l. Bloomfield. N. j.. Citizen.
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Stylish young ladies' are wearing little
gold kaaSaroos on their watch chains,
Oh the artful things. The moment
man sees Kangaroo he csu't help re-
membering that II ID leap year.-thfd.
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AS they were trudglng along to school,
D year ola Boston miss SAID 10 her COM
psnion, lad OF ak summers Were
yon ever aiffig lted at the oontiguity OF
fodentf NAY, forsooth,' he replied
~ fear not the iuxtspositions OF the
creature, but dislike Its alarming ten
dency TO an intimate propinquity' w.
Morning Journdt'
The New Haven Mems says that James
d. Medrsth OF waterbury has decided to
sue the Now Haven hegi'tsr for libel on
account OF an article whioh appeared In
the columns OF that paper last sunday;
After Mr. McGrsth gets through II he VIII
call around and see us we will tell him
litue story scout the ln)nn VINO lassoeo
the looomotive.-bosfon fosf.
A Kansas COW boy was seen coming ont
Of the office of local paper in that state,
with terribly bruised countensnce and
the general appearance Of a walking rag
bag. what have been doing In
that once asked iIiend. oh,
, went In to have the editor explain an
Item about myself, and he ala II. I'm
perfectly salshsd. For the love 81
heaven, dont LINT 10 MIN thst am notl
9 -Bo'ton Fost
A New York boy saw a man about to
slip down on coal hole. He yelled to
/ the man: "Look out; you've got eggs In
your coat tail pockets I" The man didn't
| have time to reflect that such WAS not the
case and the extra efforts he made to save
/ himself resulted IN MS AVOIDING iaiI,
bat yet ne wss NOT gratsiui 10 the boy
, boston foH' elidlng on mole must Dc
very ethereal business.
r "I,u take yez all in. II yez don't shtop
that bowlin, an, pushin, - aid a polioe.
man To a ,nmnltnons oronn ud baposrs.
on at thu back entrance Of theatre,
upnpt air ven d,in,. any how p, "We're
rlhearsirg - .xnlainad ma snokaaman NJ
Tia comnsnv. nRavbersin, lar mist ~
s''Ft. w .tar bsgirs har anoaosm.nt
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Il a bTooE l}h "cmai' SAID 10 her servAh'
Y eiri, ursh Arrival GU the Latest boz
from u"fb bflase', 10 ont ana &c.
Nr' Blcek, TIE butcher On the corner, has
Pigs i'et'' the dulnl serv-ut wen
. ou0 aud re,urned. We,l, what did Ii
a, say askei the mistreas. sure lie
So uu'hih mum Has he got pigs
es ies' " FAITH, couldn't see mum
haa Lis bPot4 on,--Ne0 1ork Commercia
ID. -ldrert"er The stove ia undoubtedly
lie, bat a. this is a. All Sorts " columl
a We make room ~ it boston Post. .
- There Is a nsw waiter in the Hous
~ restaurant and W. tsrday when Repre-
y seutstive Blackburn went down to get hi
Lunch the waiter brought him the bottl
and r-su.ation wGisky glass. MIR
Blackburn elnr.d at Tia. waiter ai1 tha1
S. at he glass, and nally blurted out
= ''Dou't YOU know who / am ?" an,
9d sir +" REPLIED the waiter. 81 am a senator
elect from Ksuiucky," replied the Hon
Joe. From. Ksnluck :" calculated tn