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The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12
DON'T.
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I s"Nstssa&eSo ft"t&attsf Dont drink ous oi the anger bowl. Attcr using the lemon ycu will ind lr II. dont fail to shro~ i, al the host Thss will serve to convsnce h.u tha, ,ea isel thoroughly al home. which Is a great posn, gained. Don't si, a, the table with your ha, and owershoes on. Don't ia,i tc puck ,ua- teeth s, .ae table. A failure to do M ~l;i give r,sv to the suspicion iha, your tech are ta.se
 Don't sii cross-leggesi II yon can md |. more comfortable position. lt,outan4. sit ercss-lcgged as much a> you please lt you s,, ssraigh, and rps,gh, you wtll not only be uncomfortable. ba, ,oa will also bc se, down as dude
 Don't he sclf-conse,oas, ba. the arf> say Ia avo.d being >o is not 10 Vise daan whether yea arc selfconseious - not
 Don't mcnopolise the conversation Ina, IS privilege accorded onh se Joe Blackburn and othet d,s,,ana,shea men.
 Don't refuse II you are asked ,e pla,. ii you haven, any mone, about you ask the host la stake you. He will .unslati Il mark of confidence
 Don't touch people when You have, ,5s. easlon Ia address them. To callahan by the throat and holler ,n h,s car ', A violation oi good breeding
 Don't talk about youI mala,i,es .i yoa ve se, a ho,l on yeui elbow don't pal, mp your coat sleeve and eNtts |, te tAc company
 Don't iail to repeat the $. antals ald malicious rumets ot the to vn lt mAs not be etiquette but ,,'s drad sue ~a, to have sauf Il invited te other paitse> and dinner Don't. in making a she., call, leave yeoi hat ah the hairatk. bat caftN 4 with YOU m the patloi pauie ularb fl n'a nes
 lon, dwell on the heaui, oi women no, present nor on those that arc pre-. en, except m a confidential ~.y, one at tune
 Don, say sn to the ~a.,ers ,~ili show tha ycu ate not used io beHe waited upon.
 Don, spii on the cards to facilitate the deal the, don't come aii smeo,hh. call for new desk bal tn doinr s.t don, say to the host "ih,, deck need. washing"
 Don, shos lll-,empe, when the eat4e gees against you. II IS better to slausi of the winner ioi what yeu ..c and look pleased
 Don't. fl you are out oi hip.. hoftt.u irom your neighboi lust rea, h ose, at help youtssit from the p,ie Hen poo. ably |" the same thing te you ~hsn his stock eeis les
 Don't s,tadil~ your hal, as you sould A saddle
 Don't. young ladies sti wiih uac fao, unde' you he boys al.ats tanliae to II
 Don't ~rat eui ioar ~eif one h, Ion long d stay on the other hand don't break or the company hy premature ds paf,uic safe rule IS te >tss .s lane .s the @,ne and e,gaIs hold ou
 Don, Cat ~,ih yonr lnie You can stow away more wi,h a foik
 Don't tuck yout napkin under yaut ohin. pai,ie enlally fl you happen Ia ~eai . solitaire diamond in you, >hu bosom II is iashionable to affe, io Ie.pisr d.a, mond> hut lhey ge, asa, with the liis all ihe same.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12

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The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12

What. You don, tell me your father has failed 7 said the grocery man. as he took down the ledger. Great heavens he owes me seven dollars. and the man groaned.
 Yes, pa says that is the only way he can make a dollar. l don; know any thing abou, the business of failing. bu, as near as can get at il, by hearing pa and bis attorney talk about II, there is money in it, if 1t is worked right, and fl l was m your place would work zn an- nual failure department in my business The way to faif is to get credit tor all you can, and sea for cash, and whea you sell the best things, have somebody thaa you owe. relative, or fellow that you have go, ooa6deace h, get on his eaS ard get ou, an attachmsnt and eiose you up, or ele make an assignment b f1llow who stands in vifA you, zsd let him offer the creditors ten censs oa . dollar in notes, payable in hix. twelve, and eighteen months. By the time nix months are up, you can buy the srst note for 6fy cents on dollar. and you can fzil again before the other note comes due. Pa says there is move money in ii than m running 2 bank and he IS awful anxious to have the thing fixed up p time for him and ma to go 10 Florida for the winter. so they can get back m time 10 go to Saratoga next summer. 1 asked pa if Ii was honest to fail. when ma had property enough in her name to pay all debts and have plenty lef. and pa sad he and ma was ;so different persons Gosh ] thought man and his wife were one
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12

Joseph ignaz ko>azerski, the Polish conspraior. IS very ill." Polish ccnspir- a,o,; One of those fellows who 20 around selling stuff to women that makes cook stoves smell like an exploded phosphate factory. we suppose. Probably he smelied of some of his polish and !, made him sick.-Ro6kkasd Coayfsy.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12

Do all that you can to stand, and then fear lest yon may fall. and by the grace of God you are ssfe.-- Edwayds-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12

Sloth. like rust. consumes faster than labor wears. while the key often used is always 6rgh;.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1884-01-12

Ne" .a,d Mfs. ra,sen,,. "ss h..e.t seen In,ng yet. bu, se have all h,a bo.,a m oui library, and 1 ven, to sunpysias on the Hudson tso ,ea,a ago Aei. le,i U.X
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
A Judge Orders u Fight.
Nashville Banner.l

The defense in the Muskovitz murder case
introduced Martin Cohen as witness
Attorney General Washington asked the
witness IL he had not been indicted for
robbing Martin Burkhardt's saloon. Moses
K. Priest objected to the question as in
competent, and said that the Attorney.
General knew that the court had ruled that
all such questions were incompetent. Mr.
Washington replied that "it was untrue, as
he knew no such thing"
Judge Allen here ordered all bystanders
to stand back and not interfere, but LEI
Messrs. Washington and Priest fight II out
stating that he would send to jail any one
who attempted to separate the parties. He
said he had tried to keep them quiet by
threatening punishment, but II seemed tc
have no effect on them, and II they wanted
to fight he would let them 'pitch In" Al
this Mr.. Priest struck at Mr.. Washington
hitting his shoulder, and causing him tc
fall backward over chair. Mr.. Washing.
ton rose and started toward Mr.. Priest, but
someone pushed Mr.. Priest backward and
the crowd rushed in and prevented a fight
Order was restored and the trial proceeded
with.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
TO CRAFTY HIS WIFE.
An Interesting Story - A Hopeless Case
Cured by using Or. Hennedy's.
"Tavorite Remedy"
Statement OF Mr.. Washington Monroe, OF Catskiu
Greene County, N. Y.

"For many years I had suffered from a
complaint which the physicians called Gravel.
had employed some of the most noted doc
tors without obtaining any permanent relief,
and for long time my case was regarded as
hopeless All who knew the circumstances
said I must die. Finally, my wife induced
mo to try bottle Of DR.. Kennedy's 'Favorito
Remedy, Ohich sho had somewhere heard OF
Or seen advertised. Without the slightest
faith in it, but solely to crafty her, bought
q bottle of druggist in our village. I used
that and two or three bottles more, and-ts
make long story. .short-Ia am now as healthy
a man as there Is in the country ,1u
'sSince then have recommended 'Favorite
Remedy 10 others whom knew TO have suf-
fered from Kidney and Liver oomplsintsj and
I assure the public, that the 'Favorite Rem'
edy has done It's work with similar COM
pleteness in every single instance, and I trus
some other sick and discouraged mortal may
hear Of 1t and try the 'Fayorite Remedy, a
did" ii'Ii H 'Ii }fil q N7ah %
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
A Tremendous Trout.

Fish stories usually meet with heart,
disbelief scarcely equaled by that extend.
cd TO campaign lies, and II requires ne
small courage to tell the truth at times in
mentioning 30 dangerous a subject. Espec.
tally 10 this the case when the size OF the
fish In question was up TO tho unheard-o
proportions of that brought down from tn,
mountains by fishing party yesterday
and which is at present on exhibition II
the Arcade Restaurant, 800 Larimer street
This monster of the deep, or rather shallow
mountain streams, weighs twenty-siz
.pounds, and Is forty y-seyen inches In length.
1t Is salmon trout, and was caught In
Eagle River by Tom Crippen, with an or.
binary trolling-hook In the presence OF
John Tins and Ry Hamill, who were wit
nesses Of the sport. This fish Is without
question the largest mountain trout ever
brought into Denver, and is very much Of
a curiosity In its way.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12

sin. "He hath suffered Tor SIN, tne JusJ IoI
the unjust, that He might bring us to God"
One question want you to answer: How
did men in different lands, and ages, and
centuries apart without possibility of coll
lusion, or Of common purpose, or even of
mutual knowledge, how did they happen
to lay those lasting road-ways all converg-
ing towards one centerY How could there
be such polarity in all the worlds ancient
thoughtp What set the hearts Of men to
working and their pens to writing on these
convergirg linesg How came the common
feeling of conscious sinfulness to grope its
way from the Creations cradle up to the
cross of Jesus Of Nazarethy Why not to
some other centeri Why not to different
centers9 1t was the purpose and thought
of God. Man did not run these lines. HUI
man thought neither devised nor engineered
them. slim hath God exalted" He is
the want of human hearts the whole world
over and all the ages through, just as the
pole-star in the sky is the want Of every
compass needle over the dark seas.
God himself has established this rela-
tionship. Men may ignore it, but It is set
into history and the moral universe, just as
gravitation is set in nature. u.
We want the Messiah who has suffered.
Let our hearts turn to him as our Priest and
Saviour.
The work of the Lord began In Eden, and
eliminated ON Calvary. 1t win not be
finally completed until the song goes up
from the new Heaven and the new Earth,
Thou art worthy, and Thou hast redeemed
us unto God by Thy blood. oh, let us not
be so slow OF heart to believe, that our
voices shall then be wanting.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
WHAT IS DYSPEPSIA?

Among the many symptoms
of Dyspepsia or Indigestion
the most prominent are: Va
riable appetite; faint, ,gnawing
feeling at pit Of the stomach,
with unsatisfled craving for
food; heartburn, feeling Of
weight and wind in the stom-
ach, bad breath, bad taste in
the mouth, low spirits, general
prostration, headache, and
constipation. There is no form
Of disease more prevalent than
Dyspepsia, and none so pecul-
lar to the high-living and rap
id-eating American people.
Alcohol and tobacco produce
Dyspepsia; also, bad air, rapid
eating, etc. BURD0CK BLOOD
BITTERS will cure the worst
case, by regulating the bowels
and toning up the digestive
organs. Sold everywhere.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
"Everythlng In Luck"
[Globe a. IT, ChronIcle.i

The history Of some Of our most valuable
mining discoveries is plain and unvar-
nished enough. II is with richness as with
greatness. Some are born to greatness,
some acquire greatness, some have great
ness thrust upon them, while others never
have IL from any cause. A man, living on
a wood ranch in the Santa Ritas for three
years, last Sunday was sitting down with
five companions on the hard ground dis
coursing on the respective qualifications Of
the Presidential candidates, or perhaps the
probabilities OF the "boom" ever finding
them out In the wilderness. One Of tho
party carelessly picked up piece Of rock,
saying: ~ wonder what this is, anyway
and threw II on the ground. The rock
broke TO pieces and was found TO be rich In
horn silver, $25, 900 to the ton. The ledge
was prospected for and found and the find
located. The ore will be shipped TO Pueblo,
Col. Such Is life in the Far Wost.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
ChrIst's Intercessloh.
LProf. II. D. Smith.

There arises from all parts Of the world,
at the morning and the evening, and
through the labors of the day, perpetual
incense of alteration and of petition; 1t con-
tains the sum of the deepest wants of the
human race, in its fears and hopes, its an
guish and thanldulness; it is laden with
sighs, with tears, with penitence, with
submission; the broken heart, the bruised
spirit, the stiHed murmur, the ardent hope,
the haunting fear, the mothers darling
wish, the child's simple p ayer; all the
burdens OF the soul, all wants and desires
nowhere else uttered, meet together in that
sound of many voices which ascends into
the ear of the Lord God of Hosts. And
mingled with all these cravings and utter
ances is one other voice, one other prayer,
their symphony, their melody, their accord
deeper than all these, tenderer than all
these, mightier than all these-the tones Of
one who knows us better than we know
ourselves, and who brings all these myriad
fragile petitions into one prevalent inter-
cession, purified by His holiness and the
hallowing power of His work. -
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
PULPIT UTTERANCES.
"The Unrecorded Discourse"-Ser-
mon by Rev. DR.. Herrick.

An the Light of Sacred Story Gathering
Round the Cross of Chrlst-words Of
encouragement and Good Cheer to
All Christians,
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
Great Onion Beds.

A few years ago what is now the great
onion tract Of Chester, In Orange County,
N. Y, was worthless piece Of land. To-
day II would bring $1,000 an acre. Last
season on these meadows 10000 bushels Of
onfons were grown, which were sold for
more than $12b,000. This seasons crop
will be even larger. There are no other
equally large onion tracts In the country.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-11-12
American wine-Growlng.
fBoston Journal,1

On the shores Of Keuka Lake, New York,
the culture Of the grape and the manufac.
ture Of wine have attained development
not elsewhere reached In America. There
Is a peculiarly favorirG quality in the sun.
shine and the soil thcreabout. Eight thou
sand acres are devoted 10 grape culture,
the annual product averaging about so
per ACRE, Or nesrly 500, 900.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
DOCKS DASHES

To amuse our readers has been
our chief aim in the few inoffensive
articles which we have written for
these columns. While they contain
ed many valuable hints and precepts,
they were designed to drive away,
for n few moments, the dull and
tiresome care of business and give
the wearied mind rest; to wipe
from the face the tears of sorrow
and cover it with smiles of Joy.
Now, while this has been our aim
and while those articles have neither
of them contained even so much rs
an inference which would be incom-
patible with the most delicate sense
of proprietv, some individuals have
bitterly complained, and dear read
er, you will, we doub, not, be aston
ished, when we say that We will not
be surprised if the unprovoked ill
feeling of some chronic grumbler
find their way into these columns.
We predict that some intellectual
dyspeptic, who can digest nothing
which contains even so much as a
trace of nutriment, but who will
take in his half starved and weaken
ed mind in large quantities, and
with remarkable gusto, innutritious
trash, the production of his own
perverted intellect, we believe that
some such individual will attempt
to say something. We also predict
that some simpleton, who believes
that his peace of mind has been dis
turbed by "Dock's Dashes," will at
last give vent to his perverted feel
iags through the press. Dock.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
SpecIaI Invitation TO All.

If you wish to select some choice
styles in Prints. Ginghams, Lawns,
Buntings, Nuns Yelling. Cashmeres.
etc., call for them as A. e +. O'Leary's
Brockway. If in need Of Boots and
Shoes examine their stock before buy
ing. Ladies Busters in Mohair, Linen
and Poplin. Gloves, Hosiery, Laces,
Buttons. sc to suit close buyers. II
you wish good Tea cheap call fol
sample. In Stationery we will save
you fully 10 per cent from prices you
are paying. A full supply of General
Groceries, Glassware and Granite, just
received, at prices that will sell. Call
early and secure bargains.
A. ~ +. O'LEARY, Brockway.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
. s.pATTERsoN, PORT HURON,

Dealer in Jewelry, Watches. clocks, knives,
forks, spoons, pitchers, card receivers, gold and
silver plated ware. We always have good
stock of Holiday Novelties. You are cordially
invited to call in and examine our stock aud get
prices before purchasing elsewhere. 81
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
Farm for sale!


The undersigned wishes to sell his
farm containing 40 acres with about
10 acres clearing. There is a good frame
house and log barn on the same. 1t
is situated miles south of Croswell
and 40 rods from school house. For
terms and further particulars address
or apply to Wallace Adams, Brockway
Centre. Mich. 44m3.
4 Good Farm For sale.
Containing so acres more or less be-
ing in town s, north of range IL f.,
section 10. There is about 60 acres
cleared and 20 acres of good hardwood
timber, good water, comfortable build
ings, good orchard of choice trees.
the soil is of a sandy loan, well fenced
and under good cultivation, situated
two miles from the thriving village of
Brockway CentIe where there is a
splendid market for all kind of farm
products. Will sell OIL easy terms.
School house on corner of farm. For
further particulars apply on the prem
ises. Title undlsputable.
3m3pd. JOHN CIEENEY.
Auction Sale Of Real Estate.
G. w. BELL, auctioneer, will sell
for the undersigned at his residedce
in Kenockee on Thursday, July 10th
1884, commencing at 10 o'clock a. m,
the following described property
The East half of the Northeast quar-
ter of section "a. Kenockee. contain
ing so acres with 10 acres improved.
There are substantial buildings, a fine
young orchard and good fences on the
same and it is also well watered. 1t
is situated twelve miles from the City
of Port Huron, on good road.
Terms $1,000 down and the balance
to suit purchaser at per cent inter
est. For further particulars apply to
Francis Kells. Ruby p. o.. Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03

''STICK A Pm HERE. Those of
our readers who are indebted to us for
any amount, large or small, will Oblige
us by settling at once. There are
several hundred dollars on our books,
ranging from so cents to s.. and the
labor and expense in writing and
serving or mailing so many small &C.
counts is considerable. We would like
to have all money owed us paid up
before the end of July. An honest
man needs only to be reminded of his
Indebtedness to pay. A scaly customer
must be dunned, and that often; while
a rogue and dead beat must be put IN
court aud forced to pay. 1t all depends
upon mans own acting what list he
will appear in after July 31sJ.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
Letter From Docks Masher.

Mr. EDITOR.-For some time past
you have been publishing (under the
head of Docks Dashes') some very
silly literature. j am sure if this Dock
whoever he is, would consider a little
before he published an article. how
nonsensical it was. he would now and
forever afterwards hold his peace.
Now, for instance, what sense is there
in last weeks article? If there is any
| am sure / fail to see it. He talks
about "rick-rack" being the sign of a
wedding. Such nonsense. Why most
ly all the married women in town are
making it, and, it is true, many of the
young ladies'; but, my friend, they are
also making cheese cloth dresses. Now
1 should think that to be more of a
sign of wedding than making "rick-
rack" dou't you think 50 yourself? ?
Again as to that article about the hogs.
Well, IL is hardly worth noticing. 1t
is just one con- glom. er-ation of words
thrown in anyway. l don't believe he
knows what he is talking about HIM
self, at any rate no one else did. Some
wonder who the notorious Doctor is.
Well, l think they would be kind of
surprised if they did know. For my
part do not care to know. l do not
wish any Of the Doctors to fall so low
in my estimation as they would if |
were sure who did it. AS it is think
most of the people guess pretty straight
who it is, so if the. Doctor does not
want to get himself into trouble, he
had better stop writing those silly,
nonsensical articles or there will be
somebody sick ard turn up missing
and Doctor will not be there to wait
on him. Verify, verify say unto you
take warning. Thanking you Mr..
Editor Tor the space / have occupied l
remain-DOCK' WASHER.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
The Housel,oId.

Dyspepsia, indigestion and headache seen
70 take the place of the three graces in mani
households. How sad is the condition O
such family. The kidneys and liver Otter
get deranged and perhaps the parents or ever
children may be suffering from diabetes
bright's disease or some kindred disease. As q
preventative and also cure for all the dsas
ed conditions ofthe human family no prepara
ton equals Psrmelee's Dyspepsia diabetes
kidney ano liver cure. Only $i.00 for larg,
bottles. Sold by G. A. Wells n CO.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03

STRAYED.--Came to the enclosure
of the undersigned June 27th one red
steer, two years old, one red and white
heifer, two years old with bell on, also
two yearlings, one red steer and one
heifer gray and white mixed. The
owner is requested to come and prove
property, pay charges and take them
away. DANIEL HAYWARD.
Sec. SO. Fremont.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
Remember This.

Hamilton's German bit,ers are the best bitters
made, They promote sleep aud allay Ner-
vousness. They tone mp and strengthen the
system without exciting the brain as do most
other stimulsnfs. They sooth to rest the Jar
log nerves, and calm the irritable and jaded
system. They are prepared from the purest
materials aud are the best medicines you can
use for restoring health and strength. Try
them. 50cents per bottle. Sold by G. A.
Wells la Go.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
IMPORTANT.

When you visit or leave New York City save
Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire and stoI
at the Grand Union Hotel opposite Grand Cen
tral Depot.
Elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million
dollars, reduced to 81 and upwards per day.
European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied
with the best, Horse cars, stages and elevated
railroad to all depots, Families can live better
for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than al
any other first-class hotel in the city.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03

LOST. The undersigned has lost
two yearlings, one red steer with white
face and one deep red heifer. Any
person knowing of their whereabouts
will be suitably rewarded by leaving
word at this office which will lead to
their recovery or with NJ. w. Lennon.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03

IIANONEK, u, L CD. To, 1851.
After having lung fever and pneu-
monia 1 had dreadful cough and
could not sleep at night. The doctors
told me had Consumption and would
die. l have taken six bottles Piso's
Cure and my cough is entirely gone
and / am we'll as ever.
EMELINE FoRD.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
Attention! Sir knights.

Next Tuesday evening is the regular
review of Brock way Centre Tent.
Important business to transact. All
the bees are requested to be present.
j. A. MenZies, II. X. G. Cooper. Com.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1884-07-03
BrOCkWay Centre Bank,

of JNO. w. LAMON,
Brock,oay Centre, Michigan.
New York Exchange bought and sold.
General Banking Business done.
Limited amount taken on deposit.