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That Unruly Member.

AS is well known to most Of the PEG,
pie in Austin. Mrs. Col. Yerger is a
fearful scold and scandal-monger. She
Jaws her husband until she nearly
drives him crazy.
A few days ago, on his coming home
from dinner, he perceived that his wife
had her jaw tied up.
Whats the matter with your jaw,
Mrs. Yerger; is it tired?'
"Oh, 1 have been to the dentists and
had two teeth pulled, you unfeeling
brutel"
Happy, happy teeth 1 only wish ]
was one of them"
What do you mean, Col. Yerger? ?"
Nothing. except that those teeth are
at last beyond the reach of your tongue.
They ought to be happy. 1 would be
happy if were beyond the reach OF
your tongue. How happy those mo.
lars must beT
She made him think so more than
ever before she got through with him.
-FerdS Strings.
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Man passes away; his name perishes
from record and recollection; his his
tory is as tale that is told; and his
very monument becomes ruin. -
Washington IrUing.
To understand man, however, we
must look beyond the individual man,
and his actions or interests, and view
him in combination with his fellows
Carlyle.
Man is his own star, and that soul
that can be honest is the only perfect
man.-Bedum0nt and Fletcher.
The scientific study of man is the
most difficult of all branches of knowl-
edge. -Oliuer Wendell Holmes.
The man of wisdom is the man OF
years. Young.
Man whose Heaven-erected face
The smiles of love adorn,
Mans inhumanty to man
Makes countless thousands mourn.
Burns.
Stood ], o Naturel man alone in thee.
Then were 1t worth ones while man to be.
Goethe.
A man is the whole encyclopedias OF
facts. The creation of a thousand for
ests is in one acorn. and Egypt, Greece,
Rome. Gaul, Britain, America lie
folded already in the first man.-Ena-
erSOn.
Such is man in great affection, he is
elevated by the first minute; in great
happiness, the most distant, sad one,
even while yet beneath the horizon,
casts him down.-Richter.
What piece of work is man! How
noble in reason! how infinite in facul-
ty in form, and moving, how express
and admirable! in action, how like an
angel! in apprehension, how like god
the beauty of the world the paragon
of animals! And yet, to me, what is
this quintessence of dust? - Shak-
speare.
When faith is lost, when honor dies,
Then man is dead.
Whittier.
Reading maketh full man, confer
ence ready man, and writing an exact
man.-BacOn.
A man that is temperate, generous,
valiant, chaste, faithful, and honest,
may, at the same time, have wit, humor,
good mirth, and gallantry
while he exerts these latter qualities
twenty occasions might be invented to
show he is master of the other nobler
virtues. Steele.
God, when heaven and earth He did create,
Formed man, who should OF both participate.
Sir J Denham.
Men are but children of larger growth;
Our appetttes are apt to change az theirs,
And full AZ craving, too, and full as vain.
Dryden.
Consider, man; weigh well thy frame:
The king the beggar, are the same.
Dust formed us all. Each breathes his day
Then sinks into his native clay.
Gay.
Nobler birth
OF creatures animate with gradual life
or growth, sense, reason, ali summed up IN
-Msto nn'
The proverbial wisdom of the popu-
lace at gates, on roads, and in markets,
instructs the attentive ear of him who
studies man more fully than thou
sand rules ostentatiously arranged
Ldudter.
Man, though individually confined to
narrow spot on this globe, and linn
tied, in his existence, to few courses
of the sun, has nevertheless an imagin-
alton which no despotism can control,
and which increasingly seeks for the
author of his destiny through the i'm
mensity of space and the ever-rolling
current of ages.-COttOn.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
Who Has a Stomach

OF which he or she can truthfully say, 1T was
never out of order" There some human
interiors whose digestive powers seem akin to
those of the ostrich. Yet IL may well be doubted
If even they have not felt passing dyspeptic
qualm at some time other. Thousands less
lucky, the chronic victims Of Indigestion. have.
although the inherent akncss of their
stomachs seemed an insuperable obstacle to re-
covery, eventually regained complete digestion
by the use of Hostetters Stomach Bitters, fore
most OF American tonics and correctives. The
tone and activity of the liver and bowels are
likewise increased by this highly accrc dlted
medicine, the purity and efficacy OF which long
since won for II apopularity which time has only
served to augment. Built up with the Bitters, q
system no longer weak, may bid defiance to
malaria and resist other causes provocative Of
ill-health. The rheumatic, and persons suffer-
ing from inactivity of the kidneys and bladder.
also find It a genuine source of relief.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

A REMEDY that has proVen itself never
falling cure for scrofula and ali ner s
disoi ders must quickly cure less tcr1b e
blood diseases. Dr. Guysott's lc low Dock
and Sarsaparilla is sch perfect blOoI
purifier and strengthened of bodily func-
tons that 1t cures the above di eases even
when Hot Springs and al other treatment
has failed. RemeDter, it is absolutely ire &,
IRON mineral poisons, and will not mi .rc the
most delicate constitution. Its use will make
you feel buoyant, strong, and well, ana will
rid your system OF ali blood imp rites and
every internal and external indication of
diSpase.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
Shooting Deer i'm Summer.

It was delightful evening of May,
1870. i had been to listen to an able
d scourse on the p obable immo tai ty
of human and animal life. The faith
full dog, the patient and long-suffering
horse, and shy W Id animals, were ably
and nte estngly discussed. 1 returned
home, and, as my wife was away on n
visit and was alone, called my faith
full hunting dog nto the house W .th me.
Retir ng to est, fell into titful slum-
ber, when dist nctly heard my name
called. II sing up, 1 saw a mist-lke
TO m, with Leaut full, expi essive eyes
and sweet, quiet voice said: "Come
with me-" An irresistible power seemed
TO cont oil me, and we passed up into
mid-air, above ny dwelling. when,
with q seemingly familiar voice, my
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
Women Doctors.

Women doctors are increasing in
numbers all the time and have good
practice. L suppose that there ore
some four hundred women practitioners
in the country now. They do general
practice, but, of course, do not attend
men except in case of emergency
A woman doctor who attends men is not
considered in good standing. Many
women are educated in this country and
then go to foreign countries to practice
There is an especially good field fol
Japan, where male doctors are not al
lowed to attend women-Dr. Atkinson
of Washington.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

Mr. ID. II. Barnaby, CT Owego, n. ", says
that his daughter was taken with q violent
cold which terminated with pneumonia, and
all the best physicians gave the case up and
said she could live but few hours at most.
She was In this condition when a friend rec
ommesdcd DIR. VIM. Halls Baisam for the
Lungs. and advised her to try IL. She ac-
cepied II as last resort, and was surprised
10 lind that II produced a marked change for
the better, and by persevering in its use a
cure WAS effected
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
No Right to Complain.

A man who had been crippled up
pretty badly IN railroad accident, in
Texas, went to the office of the COM
pany, in San Antonio, and complained.
why" replied the cattle-claim
agent, lyon ought to keep your mouth
shut, and be satisfied. You only had
your legs broken and your shoulder
dislocated, and yet you grumble. We
kill mon deader than Julius Caesar al
most every day in the week. and none
OF them ever come around here raising
q row and talking about damages.
Teras Sijtings.
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Cask.Making I'm China.

According to the Chinese, cask- max.
ing has been known to them for many
thousand years. They labored, how.
ever, under this drawback: they did
not know how to give the final touch
by which the lid is fastened-the only
method that struck them as feaiable
being to place boy inside while the
cooper frightened the hoops and secured
the lid in its position. But how was
the boy to be got outp This remained
an unsolved problem for 1000 years.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
The Big Brewery.

Mr. j. Hirsch, College Point Brewery,
l.. l., N. Y, writes that he employs a large
number of horses and hands, and, having
tried st. Jacobs Oil, the great pain cure, for
rheumatism. aches, and pains of his men,
and for gals, splints, thrush, wind-gafls,
and other affections of his horses, finds it a
superior to all remedies, and would not be
without it.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

RIskiug Health and Life-stntemens
OF n Well X uOsyn official Of Lowell,
Mass. Chronic Kidney Disease
Cured by Dr. David Kcnnedy's Fa-
vorftc Remedy. Of ROndOut, N. ~.
Unjust have other help OF die" exclaimed City As
SCISSOR Francis Coward Of Sumner street. Lowell.
men, Mr. Coward was I'm early life strong. stalwart
and a perfect stranger 10 physical inhrmities. But
the exctements of busy ffe and the nervous strain
caused by business engagements, together. perhaps,
with some inherited tendency flor the tendency fs
often inherited had made him, he says. -as most Of
my friends In Lowell aware great sufferer from
kidney troubles. IA n matter OF course procured
the best of medical attendance, but without real ben
eft" He also had Inflammation Of the prostate gland.
Utterly discouraged, he invested dollar in DIR.
DAVID KENNEDY's FAyORf1E kennedy,
Of Rondout N. Y That two three years ago.
Under date OF Feb 49, 1884, he MY health is the
best il has been for years. 1 still use FAvOIsITE
REMEDY occasionally. j always keep il I'm Tho
house. have had many letters of inquiry about my
case and always recommend az one of the bes6Qf
medicines for such troubles, for ThdDe sed most az
ofher medicines for similar troubles ,oHAoUt 6enef"
Such an emphatic ndorsement from such a source
ought To be perfectly convincing to all sufferers DR..
Kennedy has used TAVORiTE REMEDY in his
practice for twenty years. 10 IL purely vegetable,
noracoholic safe. sure. efficient IL taken directed.
Try IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

Don't suffer any longer with the pains and
aches of rheumatism, which make life a
burden 10 you. Relief, speedy and permanent
can be procured at the nearest drug store,
in the form of KidneyWort. Elbridge Mall
colin, of West Bath, Me-, says: ~ was COM
pletely FRUSTRATED with rheumatism and Kid
pey troubles and was not expected to recover.
The first dose of Kidney-Wort helped me. Six
doses put me on my feet, it has now entirely
cured me, and have had no trouble since"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

THERE is something exquisitely cool
m Yankees reply TO the European
traveller, when he asked him IL he had
Just crossed the Alps: wall, now you
call my attention to the fact, guess !
did pass risin' ground
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
.Put NM at tho Cault House.

The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at the low price of 81
and g.. so per day at the Gault House, Chica-
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel Is located I'm the center Of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot.
Elevator; oil appointments first-class.
III. w. HOYT. Proprietor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
A Wonderful Substance

The results which are attending the nd
ministrstion by Drs. starkey a. Palen. ll0g
Girard ST.. Phila.. Of their vitaliZipg remedy
for chronic diseases, give new surprises ~
patients and physicians every day. IL you
have any ailment about which you are con
cerned, writo for information about their
treatment. IL will be promptly sent
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

ewA THING OF BEAUTY.-The most brill
liant shades possible on all fabrics are made
by the Diamond Dyes. Unequaled for brillian-
cy and durability. l0c. at druggists. Send
&c. for 32 Sample Colors. Wells, richardson
& Co.. Burlington, VT
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

HAVE had Catarrh for years In it's worst
form. Before had used one bottle OF Ely's
Cream Balm, droppings into my throat had
ceased, pain and soreness In my head was re-
moved, as well as deafness. IL gives me imms
diate relief for cold In the head.-MRs. J. d.
HAaADeRx, Unien, N. Y. Price 80 centsLl
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

LIFE had become burden to l.. g. Hill, OF
East Montpelier, VT, but the new speclsc
for rheumatism and NEURALGIA made n new
man Of him. Ho writes: IL had been suf-
fering for over six months, and had grown
so bad as to lose iii use OF my hands and
arms. After taking few doses of your
AthlophorVs iso pain left me gradually, AMI
the swelling went away" Price 81 per bot.
TIC. IL your druggist hasn't It, send TO Ath-
lophoros Co., liz Wall street. N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
YANKEE DoopLE" was written

YANKEE DOODLE" was written in
derision of the appearance of the Con-
tinental troops who joined Braddock
to beat the French in 1863. DIR. Rich
ard Shocking wrote it rs q parody on
a song sung in England rs caricature
of Cromwell. But it failed in it's pur-
pose. as a nation of whistling boys can
testify.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

PURE Cod-Liver Oil, made from selected
livers on the sea shore, by CAswELI, HAZARD
~ Co., New York. IL is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken IL
prefer IL TO all others. Physicians have de-
rlaf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

ANY lady who desires further information
than can be given in the limited public space
OF newspaper columns can obtain Mrs Lydia
f. Pinkham's pamphlet, Guide TO Health, %
by sending a stamp TO Lynn. Mass.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

A BALDHEADED man, who has heard that
the hairs of mans head are numbered,
wants TO know IL there is not some place
whore he can obtain the back numbers. Car
boline will supply the demand.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

NOBODY ever thought IL necessary 70 urge
a pawnbroker to take more interest in his
business.-Bost0n TRANSCRIPT.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

THOUGH a dressmaker may not be familiar
with tho first four rules of arithmetic, she is
usually expert at figures.
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CHAPPED Hands, Face, Pimples and rough
Skin, cured by using JUMPER TAR SOAP, made
by CAswEI.I, HAZARD & Co, Now York.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

IT seems strange that no matter how much
gold man may steal he is only sent to the
penitentiary fer the guilt.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

Rough ON Pain" Porous Plaster, for Back
ache, Pains in the Chest, Rheumatism. BIC.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

Sktany Men. Wells Health Remover" restores
health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. 81.
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MAKES A COOLING DRINK.
Into half n tumbler of ice-water put
teaspoonful Of Acid Phosphate; add sugar
to the taste.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

Trough on Tooth Ache" Ask for IL. In
slant relief, quick cure. l5c. Druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

BEWARE of the incipicnt stages OF Consump-
ton Take Piso's Cure in time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

For cold I'm the head, there is nothing &c
good as Piso's Remedy for Catarrh.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

Rough OH Dentist" Tooth Powder. Fine
Smooth, Cleansing, Refreshing. Preservative loo.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12

ALL dogs have their daze when hit with q
club.-NeU York Journal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1884-06-12
HOrsford's Acid Phosphate.

A BARREL of money makes a hog set in So
ciety.-NeW Orleans Picdyunc.
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Don't YOu DO If

THERE'S always room for one mower-ir
the hay-fleld.-NeW York World.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1884-05-16
JNO. p. HANNoN, Clerk.
MERCANTILE APPRAISEMENT
List Of Dealers in COlunabia COu,,ty.

hereby certify that the following list of dealers
taken, returned and classified by me In accordance
with the several Acts OF Assembly in and for the
year 1884, Is correct TO the best ofmy knowledge
and belieI.
BEAVER.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1884-05-22

DETROIT, May 2l.-The anniversary of
the various missionary societies OF the
Baptist denomination began this afternoon
in this city. The annual meetings OF four
OF the societies, whose constituency is
largely in the Northern States, occur here
this week. The first society to hold its
meeting was the American Baptist Publ
cation Society. Edward Goodman. OF Chi
cago, presided. The report of the board
showed that the past year had been the
most prosperous in the history of the So
ciety. The receipts from all sources have
been S5S2, ,957 5S, of which S13l,-
SS1 "a was for the missionary de-
partment. This was an increase of
over $4,000. One hundred and eighty
three missionaries and secretaries have
been employed, and 1883 Bibles and
Testaments beer given away. Five hun
dred new schools have been organized.
Besides this the society has furnished
publications of the denomination.
President l. J. Hill, of Lewisburg Univer
sity; the Rev. A. @. Osborne, OF Massa-
chusetts, and the Rev. j. w. Carter, OF
West Virginia, made addresses ON the va
rious phases of the work of the society.
At the afternoon session the Rev. Mr..
Carter created a sensation by saying, in
his address, that the popularity of the so
ciety could be seen by the remark OF a
certain Sunday-school teacher, who in
formed his scholars that the American Bap-
tist Publication Society was copy OF the
Book OF Acts.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1884-05-22
Northern Presbyterians.

SARATOGA, May 21.-In the Presbyterian
Assembly a fraternal telegram from the
General Conference of Methodist at
Philadelphia, was received.
The committee of forty five on reduced
representation were allowed additional
time to report.
Overtures relative to the Presbyteries
of Washington City and Dayton, O., were
adopted.
A resolution was adopted calling for
contributions by volume for the Presbyte-
rian Ministers Home. Clerk Rhodes re.
ported 100 volumes.
The Rev. Cornelius Brett, delegate from
the General Synod of the Reformed
the assembly.
The Rev DR.. A. Cunningham, chair
man, submitted the report of the Standing
Committee on Foreign Missions, and spoke
in an encouraging manner. The work
called for $750,000 the ensuing year. Adj
dresses favoring the work were made by
DR.. Ellinwood and DIR. Henry, of China
In the Presbyterian General Assembly
the fortv-sixth annual report OF the Board
of Publication was submitted. Total issues
during the year, l, ,7S9 500; aggregate pub
lications, Is, 1875 ,566; receipts, S33S, ,39S ;ex.
penditures, $2S7. PIG; balance in treasury
81, ,lI6. during the year the board called
for SO 900 for the missionary fund for the
ensuing year.
The Rev. DIR. Alexander submitted the
report of the Standing Committee on the
Board of Publication. The minority re
port was also submitted. 1t was claimed
that the tabular statements of the board
did not furnish the amount of informa
ton desired by the assembly. 1t va,
argued that the Board of Publication wa:
an immense business concern, and it wa
but justice 20 itself and the assembly tha
it should be as critically examined as {
business house.
Pending discussion the assembly ad
journed till tomorrow.
Tonight was held popular meeting il
behalf of foreign missions. Rev. DIR
Jessup, Syrian missionary, presided
The Women's Executive Committee O
Home Missions also held meeting.
Memphis daily appeal. [volume] (Memphis, Tenn.) 1847-1886, 1884-05-22
LtITHER MEMORIAL.
Statue to the Great Reformer Unveiled
at WashiDgtOn.

WASHINGTON, May 2l.-The ceremonies
incidental to the dedication of the Luther
statue, which stands in front of the Memo
rial Lutheran church, were concluded this
afternoon, when the statue was formally
unveiled. The exercises took place on a
platform built about the pedestal, which
covered the entire park in front of the
the church, and when the exercises began
the 1900 seats provided were filled and
many spectators we're standing on the
walks and streets. Directly in front Of the
statue were seated the speakers and above
them was stretched a canvas protection
from the sun. A blue cord was suspended
at one side, and was connected with the
American flag, which concealed the statue
from view. Justice Miller presided in place
OF Chief Justice Waite, who was detained
by sickness. Seated near him were the
speakers, the officers of the associa-
ton and invited guests, including prom
inent Lutheran clergymen from va
rious States. The exercises commenced
with the rendition of .'The Heavens Are
Telling" by the Marine Band. A pray er
was then offered by the Rev. F. w. Con-
rad, of Philadelphia. A hrief but interest
ing history of the statue was read Dy the
Rev. j. G. Butler, to whose untiring ef-
forts the success of the movement which
eliminated in the erection of the statue is
largely due. This was followed by Volk-
mars Organ Sonata" by the band. Sena-
tor Conger, of Michigan, delivered the
address OF the day, and the Rev. J. S.
Morris, DID, spoke at some length. The
cord attached 20 the flag covering the
statue was then pulled, and as the drapery
fell disclosing the face of the great re-
former the band rendered Luther's famous
battle hymn. The ceremonies were brought
to close with benediction pronounced
by the Rev. DR.. Albert, of Philadelphia
This evening the ladies of the Memorial
church give a reception to the members OF
the Statue Association and guests.