Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1884-08-28
= .PITH AND POINT.

= .l-Enaulrer asks: What shallI do
to keep my greyhound from bowling at
night?n did you ever try feeding him
! on paris green.--Bostoss Post. 9.a.r7essf ~
--Cholera is not the worst horror that
threatens q Paris. a. Frenchman has
written. a drama called .tLes dudes, = =,
which he proposes to bring out in that
M"Why am I like Wall street finan-
cier9'' asked a young farmer as he re.
! turned from the barn. az give it up
replied his father. ''Betause | have
been watering the stock. "-Br oostbn
lRTi,,,es. st ir4fE4} F3hl +<asH 9a ass sti' adf
LLELady 7tengaging laundress and
nervous about small -pox) 81 hope you
Fare very particular about infeetionspi
" aundress -zssEor, tmums" We neve1i
| useuanone !, of it, We always washes.
clothes with our 'andss' 'taa .,siss,t ct .,9a
+ --s,:My9 daughter. - sad alpompous
old gentleman, t'you must never listen
to -t;a4terers,'n' ,i'But. papa" said the
young lady, show can | tell that they
are tiatterers unless | listen ~. 7.
1rtbune. f,,aI =, ;. ,..-...gs ..Ety 81 .,,..,
|, 80, don't propose to. me here p.
exclaimed, a. young lady, whose love
was about to. pour out MS avowal as
they were riding by a corn field. 1.-THE
very best corn has ears. -BarlinJ ton
Free Press. adI .istis5r."i@ gtilr5sl .jga.t
b 1.-The telegram: jat4sf7 hefAt- ,I
Z she catches at the teIegr ,n1HiJ tss, I'd 'T39@
h sGonieetnre racks hef.erain; ~ a..I.4. tu9
/, She knows her h9s band has been, killed
7 On some Gu goitiy tIa3in ~ 81 tszsk.'" #.
L Her fingers shWKe-her breath comes fast
Oh dreadful it must be! .
With angry scowl she hea Is the line: si'ajs
\ fx.;<, n ~
Mr.. Temperance Tho. Weather! ~
SO iwarmaI thought little Ieh1onade
would be refreshing. Won It you have
some, MrIdier? Mr. Idlerl- hank no.
I must confessiI do not care for plain
lenaonade. III Idont think ittagnees with
me. 8. Mrs.l4Temperance7- " on t. YOU
please tell me how you like /, il, and let
me mix you some? 81. Mr.. tIdler- Well.
IT, "A stlckP'' yes but pray do not
trouble. YOURSELF ''...oh, no trouble at
all L assure you. Jane, Bring me, the
mucilage..' Z-.IPhi1naeltlti Caz 'tfi.ta
/ e--lpaat was a fresh arrival and had
obtained u situation fiji Il hotel dis sort
of man of all work. >.sNow, / at,'' said
the landlord. ..yoi see thatisign,i .Geu-
tlemef1 must use the spittoons.aa If volt
notice any of ther guests violating THAT
rule want YOU 10 report the matter to
1 me-" ,.'G .Wull, a soran' .Is lat kept q
/ sharp eye out, and, after watching q
T gentleman for half an hour, he, went up.
to him and said: .'D'ye rnoind tie sign
/ forninsl the wall, sorp' ayes ~ i.sl,hy
dof1'tvve obosarve it. thirI.'' . az s.zn hot
splitting on the carpet, saidthf gent1e-t
|, man, rather astenished.f ~"Oi aw YER
not an yer not usin' the spettune nays
thur."iSpet, I've thafe,l or DILL report
yezs''--N. E.sSns1s smnsatso44 a4is 81 ri
The Secretary OF .the Chinese En-
bassss,vf SAYS there are many art Giles
made BY machinery in America that
would find good market in China. He
|. mentions petn,eim;9 q ton goods, car
renters and other tools, sewing and
tin ma h res. aud silyer-plated ware.
Choofasti ks Chinese knife and fork
are consumed BY millions, yet each IS
made by hand. 81 Some smachinelsimilar
to that which makes matches could be
easily invented and would reap a for
tune for its. inventor. in such in
I dustries as those Of the potter, the
+ carver, metal worker, glassmaker, forge
\ and foundry man, and cobbler the
|, methods of to-day are those of twenty
centuries ago.. The Introduction of
machinery would revolutionize all this
and increase the u productiyeness Of
Chinese labor five fold. Chicaao Her.
aid.