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ADVERTISEMENT MENTION.

Metropolitan Theater-" Whims" Saturday next,
l. o. c. F.-Csptal Council this evening.
knights and Ladies Of Honor, this evening.
Lost-Portion Of a cart.
Miss Hosmer, elocutionist.
For sale-RocHlin livery stable.
Sacramento Commandery, this evening.
Administrators sale-E. L. Billings estate.
Copartnership notice-Nixon & Wheeler
Wanted Help of all kinds.
Cheap flowers and feathers for sale
Knights of Honor-Public installation.
Wanted-A suite Of rooms.
A boy lost.
Cold hracelet lost
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| a NEW PARLoR.-A number of young
Californians met Saturday evening for the
purpose of perfecting arrangements for new
/ Pa1lor of Native Sons Of the Golden West.
The following persons were selected to act IS
officers of the new Parlor when instituted
Past President, C. Z. Burnham President,
! {. R. Parsons; Vioe-President, Frank John
son; Second VIce-Presdent. a. f. John
ston: Third Vice-President, VIM. InGrs-
/ ham Recording snd Financial Secre-
/ tary. Frank Hickman; Marshal, Crawford
! Cox: Treasurer, Douglas Lindley;
/ Trustees. W. A. Stephenson, J. E. LsRue
aud w. w. Marvin; Surgeon, Dr. Charles
II. Powers The Parlor will be instituted on
January 2ish, if possible. 1t was agreed
! tbat the name should be Sunset Parior."
/ 1t is intended to invite the Grand Officers
/ from San Francisco and elsewhere TO partici-
nate in the institution exercises. In addition
/ 10 those who have been elected as officers, ;he
/ following have been selected By committee
appointeI for that purpose to act as charter
members: +. T. Ray, A. I. Shattuck, II. X.
/ johnson, Lee Brown, +. F. Freeman, r: +.
/ Lambert, 0. II. p. Sheets, +. Talbot, VIM.
| Williams. T. Z. ROse, J. w. Shepherd, Benz.
/ Leonard. II. 4. Marvin, L. II. Moore. A.
! Abbott +. c. We'll, H J. Seymour, 7. 4.
Jehusor, 4. J. Muir, +. +. Smith. A. j.
Scheld, W. E. Osborne, Flood Flint w. f.
Stose. Scott Ingr,ham, j. +. Crittenden, j.
+. Terry, J. b. Devine and Edgar b. Car
roll
DoISG Coon WORK. A drive up the river
on the Yolo side from Washington to Colonel
Halls proves interesting on account of the
work done by the owners of ranches in erect
ing leyees. At BryIe's, Flint's, Lovdals,
Merkley's, and in fact all along for about
eight miles, extensive improvements have
been made. The old break on the Sutherland
place has been closed by the Messrs Lovdal,
partly at the expense Of the county, and the
break at the English place has also teen
thoroughly attended to at the expense of
Messrs. Hartley, LOvdAl and Flint. Ia many
instances the levees constructed are very sub
stantisl, said to be higher than Front street
in this city, and the public highway runs
along the top. The property owners have
been working upon these dsienses during the
entire fall, and now have about finished.
Those who have been unable through force
of circumstances to DO as much they de-
sired this season intend to make Thorough
Job Of il next fsll.
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sToCKHOLDERs,MEE

TIME STOCKHOLDERS ANNUAL MEETING
OF Cave Valley Grave, Mining Company wi !
be held at the office OF j &. TUBS, corner Sixth
and | streets, on MONDAY, January l4th, at I
p NJ, fol the purpose OF elec:ing Directors for the
ensuing year aud such other business as uay come
before the s:ockholders By order OF
THE PRESIDENT.
TyysoNwLcoS, Secretary. jair;d
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FoREsTERs' MAsQUERADE.-Owing to the
great demand for tickets for the masquerade
ball, TO be held tomorrow evening, special
ARA gements hsv, been made to have tickets
on sale this evening at JelY's jewelrY store
400 ] street, and Day & joys office. 1923
Eighth street, from to 9 o'clock Hacks for
costumers csn be procured at Jelly's jewelry
store. Children under y years of age pos.
lively not admitted. Grand march will
start precisely st 10 o'clock.
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NOTICE.

yEyHE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK
holders of the Capital Gas Company, for the
election Of Directors for the ensuing year. and for
the transaction of such business may be brought
before the meeting, will be held at the office of the
Company in the city of Sacramento, on MONDAY,
the 2lst day of JANUARY, 1854, at II o'clock NJ.
d2l.istd IB Cl c. II. CUMMINGS, SECRETARY.
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Our sterling clearance GALE commences this
week.
Prices have been annihilated
Doors open at z o'clock. Sale commences
at s o'clock sharp.
Remember our previous sales and that this
one il their superior.
Phenomenal bargains throughout the
hoIlse
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Sacramento, January 12-By Rev. II. II. Rice, at
the residence OF A B. Cheney, Henry Fay to Julia
+. Wilson, both Of Brighton, Sacramento county.
Chicory Ranch, Yolo county January l3-By Rev.
DR. Charles Taubner, William Meford Harms to
Carrie Schsrper.
Mamie Clapp.
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OLIVE BRANCH BUTTER.-We beg leave to
call the attention of the public TO the fact
that we have made arrangements for daily
supply from the dairy at Point Reyes, Marin
county, of this excellent brand of butter,
which is not excelled by any other in the
market, and we will sell in quantities to suit
purchasers, ID. DsBernsrdi 4 Co.
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AVOID a galloping consumption by the
timely use of Ha!e's Honey of Horehound
and Tar.
Pike's Toothache Drons cure in one minute.
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Hale Bros. & Co Champion clearance sale.
Rcd House-Job lots to-day.
Mechanics Store-Geueral news items.
Stevens & Dissolution clearance sale.
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THE ANNUAL MEETING

OF THE GERMANIA BUILDING AND LOAN
- Association will be held at No. 10l1 Fourth
street, MONDAY. January Il, 1884, at 7:30 o'clock.
An Election Of Three Directors will also take place.
c. WEISEL, Presidept.
I GOETHE Secretary iaS-lw
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THE great Mexican remedy, Damiana Bit
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w. J. WRIGHTMAN, Bethany, Mo, SAYS {:
"My wife and self have been cured of weak
ness and general debility by Browns Iron
Bitters."
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You will not have sour stomach if you
drink Damians Bitters.
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DAMuANA Bitters regulate the stomach and
is the best tonic,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1884-01-14

For gooi appetite drink Damians Bit
ters.
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w. .. CONS STOCK
Fifth and z st Sacramento.
w. a. STE PHENSON,

(Succct ssOr 70 G. D. ALLMONUb
se6 Il STREET. SACRAMENTO, CAL,
. GENT FOR WHITE, NEW HOME AND
y Duplex Crown Sewing Machines which does
both Chain and Lock-stitch and dealer IN Sewing
NJ lchine Supplies of all kinds. Also, Zephyrs and
Fancy Goods of all kinds. Agent for Univers Al
PAPER Patterns. Also, Agent for the Gibbs Turk
sh Rug Patterns. laI-3pi
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THE finest Bourbon whisky in the market
is Simmoud's Nabob. Don't forget to ssk your
druggist and grocer for it. Recommended by
the best physicians everywhere. For medi'
cal and family use nothing to equal it.
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SORN.
DIED.

Sacramento, January 10-WIfe of c. L. Christian
son, son.
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FoR health, strength and vigor driak Dam
ana Bitters.
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Cry LICENSES now due. Pay on or bafore
I5.h lust, and don't forget.
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weather Probabilities .

WASHINGTON, January lSth.-Indications for North
Pacific coast, fair weather Middle Pacific, partly
cloudy weather. local rains South Pacific, fair
weather
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The sale of an article is he criterion Of its
merits. Damiaus Bitters have large sales, :
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MARRIED.

A POSITIVE cure for dyspepsia, drink Dami-
ana Bitters.
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DAMGANA Bitters make the old young and
the weak strong and healthy.
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SEE Red House new column Advertisement
to-day.
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PUBIC Observation-Disclosures will be q
joint installation of officers of California
Lodge, No. 1850, and Unity Lodge, No. 2OSS.
X. of H., and Harmony Lodge, No. 800, X .
and l.. of H, at Grsnyers' Hall, on Tenth
and X streets, this evening at o'clock. At.
ter the completion of the installation cere-
mony literary and musical programme will
be rendered, to conclude with a social dance.
, 1884-07-01

lShicaRO IlcThlu.
A cowboy from the North Fork Of the
River Platte got as far as the Union stock
Yards the other day on a visit to Chicago. As
things seemed rather home-like in that quar-
ter lie tnrried there for several hours, inbib-
ing freely and talking with unrestrained
hilarity. Some of the natives gathered
around and took part in the conversation,
aud after awhile, when the fighting began,
lie declared. us he occasionally stopped TO got
breath, that he hadn't had 20 much fun since
ho left home. ooh, that's elegant" he would
say, as some big pOrk-packer would BOW him
ne against the side OF the head. THAT WINS q
beauty. What do you think Of that Well,
now, I'm glad to make the acquaintance OF
you boys. You do me good. Pile on me,
why don't youl Take that, you long
legged tenderfoot. Come ut me. Whoopl but
that WINS n good one. Who was the gentle
man that hit mo under the earl No shooting
irons, now. Just plain fun. There, I've laid
two OF you out, l guess. Come on, somo
more OF you. You mint getting winded, are
youi Hit me once, hard. There, TINT feels
good. How do you like that one, you mud
mnshert Pve n good notion to hit you hard
once. This reminds me OF a time / had last
winter on the Niagara, when the boys
Just then a policeman. who had been ad-
vised of the riot, cropt in ut the back door,
aud, coming up behind the cowboy, softly,
he dealt him a blow on the skull that sounded
like a rifle shot. The gentleman from tho
North Fork dropped like a log, and, after
lying insensiblo for a moment, got up, looked
around wildly, felt of his head and observed:
"That's the first time 1 was ever toma-
bawkcd. Blessed If l knew you had Injuns
down here. How many was killed. Where's
the trools3r
, 1884-07-01
SIXTEEN NEW FLYING MAe4lNls.
Curious Letters and Callers Received
by ProfessorI IItchcl.

bridgeport, Conn, Letter In N. Y. World.
Since the announcement of the $4OO, 900
bequest left by the late William Maxwell to
Charles f. Ritchel to improve and expert
nlent with his flying machine, letters from
all over the world awe been pouring In, ask.
ing the professor for information about the
bequest and his balloon. Some describe ma
chimes they have invented, and many ask for
sums OF money to perfect ideas of their own.
Seven people have notified him within ten
days that they each contemplate leaving
money to prosecute the experiments. These
seven firmly believe that flying through the
air will lie accomplished successfully.
One man writes that he has "the only fy-
ing machine on enrth in his mind" and wants
$500 right off TO MAKE dra wings and the first
machine. In "A postscript he adds that he
will send for another $500 IL the first Is not
sufficient Another man from st. Paul
writes that he has invented a flying machine
on the frog system" The machine is to
give gigantic leaps of 500 yards and come
down easily on an inclined plane plan. An
other proposes to reach the north pole by
strapping some other man to a balloon hold
ing enough g~as-only TO lift part OF his weight
50 that he could leap over an iceberg with
perfect ease and go skipping along until the
"pole" WINS caught.
Another proposes to compress, say 80, 600
lVob VI gas lltD "A bulhlI heLhl yllnueT Oh Uen
cubic feet capacity, and thus float away with
the gas under his arm.
Another, who signs himself as a seafaring
man, writes that he has an invention that
"will go against the wind, " even against n
hurricane. He is quite sure he can rise in
the teeth of n western cyclone, run his ma
chine with a similar velocity to that of the
wind, and come down just where he started
from.
Altogether 1,765 letters nave been received
und sixteen new born hying-machine invent
ors have visited Bridgeport within the last
ten days. Some Of the professors friends fear
that perhaps the lawyerT will get the fund,
rs already the heirs arc beginning to qucs-
ton whether William Maxwell was In his
right mind. Professor Ritchel will begin
on a machine to raise n man 200 feet without
gas or steering attachment. The power to.
work the machine will be compressed air
carried to the machine through n hose.
, 1884-07-01

Ben: Perley Poore.
jefferson Davis, when secretary of war, had
n very angry cor, espondence with Winfield
Scott, on the increased pay claimed by the
latter on receipt Of the title OF. lieutenant
general. Gen Scott. in his last letter, said:
"My silence under the new provocation has
been the result, first of pity and next of for
getfulness. Compassion is always due to an
enrnged imbecile who lays about him blows
which hurt only himself, or who at worst seeks
to stifle his opponent by the din of naughty
words" To this Secretary Davis responded
as follows:
WAR DEPARTMENT, May %, 1S56-SR: |
have received your letter of the 20th inst.
The delay for which you make a hypocrit-
ical apology has strengthened you to resume
the labor Of ~vituperntion, but having only in
this correspondence stamped you with false
hood, aud whenever you have presented a
tangible point, convicted you by conclusive
proof, l have ceased to regard your abuse,
aud as you present nothing in this letter
which requires remark, l am g~ratiied to be
relieved from the necessity OF further expos
ing your m~aliguity and depravity.
Your obedient servant,
JEFFERSON DAVIS
Brevet Lieut.. Gen. Winfield Scott
, 1884-07-01


A slim man with u blue suit and a soft
black hat was bobbiug around the Palmer
house lobby talking politics and business.
"Im what is known us a Iustler in Dakota.
Rustic, rustic, rustic all the time. Never stop
rustling. Keep FER up. THAT'S the way towns
are built, railroads put down. settlers Oh
taincd, votes nabbed, offices got, honors Sc
cured. Rustic yourself. Never stop r%ustling.
II Jim Blaine was n ~rtlstler he would have
been president eight years ago. Never let
up. l rustlel n town in Dakota once and
made an Gven $2O,0 OO out of it, Just by
rustling. 1 got a colony OF Polacks to Da-
kota once and sold them farms for 81 an acre
that cost me Sl.5O. Rustling did it. /
elected myself TO the legislature and made a
brother of min county judge, all by rushing.
Rustling moves the world. Rustic all the
time, you fellows that are making presidents.
Never lie down a minute. Keep 'er up ever asst
ingly. That's the way nations are built and
fortunes made"
Some hours later, as a police patrol wagon
bearing him away was rafting over the
stones at a furious rate, he said languidly to
the officer who was sitting OF him:
~ like Chicago. You fel's do mo proud.
Yer rustlers yer are, Y never let up. IS
great town, noble city, splen' metropolis,
rus ting people, nev'r (hic) quiet"
, 1884-07-01

Those who know Jim Keene best express
genuine sorrow for him. There are many in
stances of his kindness to those who be-
friendcd him before he came to afiuence.
The writer rode down town with one OF our
oldest mining secretaries this morning who
said: Fourteen or fifteen years ago, when
kee.e was on the curb in this city, dead
broke, with torn clothing and bursted shoes,
| used to give him small sums to keep him
and his family. One day, after be had made
a lucky strike, he came into my office and
said; Give me $500 and III make you a
little turn in the market l gave him the
amount, and within forty-eight hours, after a
successful operation, he returned me S9s, 900
us my share of the profits"
, 1884-07-01
from jamaica aud Nassau.

from Jnniaica aud Nassau.
NEW York Sun.
Sleep hab no III issa.
Hab money, hab friend.
Too much sit down broke trousers.
To-day for me, tomorrow for you.
Spider and fly can't make bargain.
Ebry ting you hear amt good to talk.
Shoe alone know its stocking hab hole.
When hand full, him hab plenty COM
pany.
When man say him no mind, den him
mind
Rock stone at Ribber bottom no know sun
hot.
Cuss cuss calling names no bore hole in
skin.
No throw way dirty water befors you hnb
clean.
You shake man hand, you no shake him
heart.
Hog run for hin life, dog run for him char
acter.
Finger nebber say, Look here" him say,
"Look dar."
Ebry day a fish ng day, but ebery day no
for catch fish.
II cockroach cher so drunk, him no walk
past fowl yard.
"Come see ine' is nothing, but @Come lib
wild nue." is something.
When man no done climb hill. him should
neber trowaway him stick.
When fowl drink water him If up his head
and say: tank God, tank God" but man
drink water and no say noting.
, 1884-07-01
A Conundrum Crushed.

tnlhdeiphla CALL
AMIR. Lim~burgerstein. l have got Il conun-
drum for you: Why does dogs like muster
IVY does dogs like musicl Dots a hart
Won, Mr.. Schmeid," said Nh. Limburser
stein. ~ gives dot oudt"
-"Because they wear brass banIs arounl
their neck"
"Achl pecause-brnss bands-rount der
neck; dots der pest l ever heard. will got
dot Off on mein bruder Jacob"
Jacob, | hef a conundrum for you. Wy
does dogs loaf muster
Il gives dot ouit pretty quick. Wy does
dogs loaf musicF' asked Jacob.
"Pecause-pecause"-and here Mr.. Linn
burgorstein almost exploded with laughter
because dey wear brass SOLAR round der
ugck.h
, 1884-07-01
Durlng tho chicago Convention.

Chicago News
Senator Conger sat near the newspaper
racks in the Grand Pacific enjoying his cigar
and a chnt with his friend, Roswell G.. Horr.
"Can | see you a moment, ~senatori" asked
u strange young man.
Certainly. f" said the senator, arising.
The young man led him away across the
large room, and seemed to nave something
very important to impart to him, and to him
alone. Clear down close in the corner the
young man spoke right In the senator's ear.
II guess you don't know me. Pm the editor
Of the burg Enterprise. 1 want you to
tell me just the situation here"
The senator looked a little puzzled at first,
then said, Come will me-" and leading the
way he walked through the reading-room,
down the office steps, up the aides parlor
stairs, through the long eutre sol to the din
ing-roon, and drawing him close into the
corner bshind a hat-rack, said:
Il don't know anything about it"
, 1884-07-01
For summer clothing go to Polack' $.


Theron P. Keator, editor of Fort
Wayne, Ind, Gdzette, writes: ''For the
past five years have alwas used DR., Kings
New Discovery, for coughs of most severe
character, as well as for those of u milder
type. 1t never fails to effect a speedy
cure. My friends to whom l have recon-
mended il speak of it in the same high
terms. Having been cured by it of every
cough l have had for five years, / con-
slider it the only reliable and sure cure for
coughs, colds, etc. Call at Gray &
Pearse's drug store and get a free trial
bottle. Large size $l.O0
, 1884-07-01

England's champion bicyclist, Mr.. John
Rolfe, says, that in the championship
contest, riding eight hours each day for
six days, and one hundred miles against
time just after, he is positive that ST,
Jacobs Oil by its wonderful effects in
training and racing, enabled him to win
both races. He calls it a boon companion
and recommends it to all athletes, and
would not be without i. Fifty cents.
, 1884-07-01
The Democratic Leader,
TUESDAY, JULY l, 1884.


inc batneT.
Hist to the patter OF waves,
And list to her laugh OF glee,
And dream about beauteous coral caves
And sirens beneath the sea.
! imagine ! see her put.
In a manner free and bold,
In the ocean her dainty sandaled foot.
To see il the waters cold.
l dream OF her shimmeklng haL+7D
And her little snowy hand,
And the half forgotten free from care,
Dear hour spent on the strand.
Once more l lead her about
In the tossing. foamy main.
But my vision is quickly put TO rout.
And my bosom filled with pain.
As wake to the merry cries,
All coming with wondrous vim
From the bathroom, aud i realize
They're washing my brother Jim
X. n. Mumkfnrtek, Ia Hdyper'I for July.
, 1884-07-01

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and itch
ing piles. One box has cured tine worst
cases of twenty years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using Will
Jams Indian Pile Ointment. 1t absorbs
tumoB, allays itching, acts as poultice,
gives instant relief Prepared only for
piles, itching of the private parts, nothing
else. Hon. j. NJ. Coffenbury, of Cleve-
land, says: II have used scores of pile
cures and it affords me pleasure to say
that | have never found anything which
Elves such immediate aud permanent re-
lief as DR.. Williams Indian Pile Oint-
ment" Sold by druggists and mailed on
receipt of price, 81.
Gray x Pearse. Sole Agents.
, 1884-07-01

No injurious effects can follow the use
of Ayers Aguc Cure in the treatment of
malarial diseases. IL contains, besides a
specific and uDRlihng Rptidote for MAS
matte poison. other remedial agents which
unite to expsi the poisonous hnmoFs, purL
fly the system, and leave it in . healthy
and ~reinvigorated condition.