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National Republican., 1884-06-30
Grain aud Provisions.
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roy.yr1r funded Abis 1874, cur ..,. 1914 NJ
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Eigrs Insurance, ''.'1.'' r''.''' "a
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Na.Gulr Hall Bonds ..,..,,..,.,,.,,,,.,o. VI llu
N"5fS rltr Title ms Co..,.., 100. 100000. 10
ns"rsylyuuin Telephone CO...iO,,. r,,,us 90
S|s. X PutO Telephone Co.~lOn", .,,,. 7j
BAITlNoRE STOCK MARKET,
Rurwonr, June 2s,-ViYinia now l0los
D, nov Is, So, North Carolina II, old, 1881
NJtuduy,
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DORCHESTER BREwING CoNPANY's
H"G R"IP r." r. e." e. Hnah R%ah I
BpBs ErB EEn i K :: :.
AFFIDAVIT ~ TO THE PURITY OF THE DEER.

AFFIDAVIT A. TO THE PURITY OF THE DEER.
CITY or RoCHEsrER,
MONROE COUNTY, Sas
STATE or NIsW IORE)
Frederick IIodecker, ofthe CITY OF Rochester.
Monroe County, state Of New York. being duly
sworn, deposcs aud says that hu has been en-
gagged In the Brewing business for twenty-fOur
years. that, as manager of the Brewing Depart
ment Of the Rochester Brewing Company, lie
has sole supervision of the Iiccr browed by said
Company; that neither glucose nor grape sugar
IL used In said brewery; ;nor any eubstitTte what
by said Company IL a perfectly pure and unndul-
FREDERICK uoDECKER.
sworn to and subscribed befnto me this 22d
day of April, 1854. G. HENRY AMSDEN.
tI.s.l Notary Public.
orders for Rochester Deer for tho trade or pri-
vate families promptly tllled by mo Telephone
No. SOFIA i. II. FINLEY,
1000 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest.
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DIED.

RICRS.--Drparted this life Friday ovcning,
June ~. at $40 IouN $. RtCKs, agod'32 ycHfS
ii months and "a days.
Funeral Will pilce frDm Asbury Church Mont
day, June 80 at o'clock
Why should we wecps
Tor Nod has called the precious one
From our bosoms TO HIS own. -
GERpES on Friday night, Juno "a 1854. at
1l1J o'clock, +. II. GENDES, SR., Assistant
United States Coast aud Geodotic survey.
Solemn BpguiOu Mass NJ 81. Putricks Church
most regppctGiily Invited 10 attend, owing 10
the removal of the body tO New York the 1une-
rul services will terminate at the church. 81
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pAlTlnoEr STOCK MARKET.
n. BRIGHAM BISHOP 81 co.
BANKEus AND BROKERS',
Boston. New York, and baltimore,
1881 + ST. N. W.,
WNsuGNGrUN.
STOCKS, GRAIN, Provisions,
AND PETROLEUM.

Al pprsous inclined TO speculate I'm u
-,.i..f ,ypy In Active stocks, Grlih, or
tWr"v,i1rs Should visit this office aud oN-
sn,lbg the special facilities here offered.
N prrylUus experience necessary Y on
ulIrWuyuuN 10 operate Us lnttlllgHNLly as
ihe lldost dpulerA
'Ihr nnbir Is cordially invited,
sinrks bought and sold In lots Of ten
shar1s and upward at the same prlrg rs
'MaFgtus, / per cent or more, at dis
grgtOn, 49,. .........l. ga. -.
Num,arust charged for ClrrVug Sto ck7,
4tnu. ProylsiDus, on Petroleum any
i'nFh oftine desired,
"p1riher particulars Choormuy given
| anon application o. tho manager
! 'DrdGrs by telephone or messenger
| promptly executed
National Republican., 1884-06-30
10 BILLS WILD WEST,
ATHLETIC PARK,

LID WEST Is AMERICAS MA
ONAL ENTERTAINMENT.
pting Realistic Pictures Of
tFE ON THE BORDER,
Aud introducing
RE OF BORDER HEROES,
Chierorwhom is
IFFALo BILL,
Army Scout and Guide, aided by
u. A. II. BoGARDUs,
- nplon Shot of the World.
~TIyaBoGARDUs BOYS,
The Dtad Shot Quartetto,
MAI. FRANK NORTH,
The Whith Chief Of the Pawnees,
BGCK TAYLOR,
The King of the Cowboys.
Jim LAWSON,
The tariat Thrower.
FRED M ATTHEw wS,
The Deadwood Stage Driver.
FRANK WHEELING,
The Pony Express Rider.
IltOWDoyb, htNlNhils, llluliilS, DIOHCuOst ELK
Buffalo, BurItos, &c, &C., all COM
blning to makeup
|E GRANDEsT, MOST THRILLING, AND
INSTRUCTIVE EXHIBITION
EVER KNOWN.
ates open af,ernoo d at . o'clock. Perform
|e begins Mt 3:3O.,
ates open evening at o'clock. Performance
|ins at $3.50.
Omission, 90 cents; children, 20 cents; re
yed seats, 20 cents extra.
Grand and REALISTIC street Parade will b,
len Tuesday morning, leaving the grounds al
o'clock. The line OF march will be from the
funds along s strt.ttO 7th, down 9Th To Penn
Nania avenue, u ae avenue to Oath street
through X stree ,ck 70 Athletic PARK.
National Republican., 1884-06-30
iSTEdMBOyIT LINES.

~.
NTERCuANTs' AND MINERS TRANS.
INl portaton Company, for Boston, Mass', VIA
Norfolk
The Al Iron Steamers
ALLEGHANY, Capt. William A. Hallett;
BERKSHIRE, Capt. Il, NJ. Howes;
ID. X. MILLER, Capt. Solomo oRIIowes.
From baltimore every MONDAY and
THURSDAY At p. m. From Boston every
WEDNESDAY and dSATURDAY at y. m a.
Fare, including meals and stateroom berth'
FOR SAVANNAH DIRECT.
The Al Iron steamers
Johns IIoPKlNSA Capt; j; 5, March, IT,.
WILLIAM CRANE, C0pt ]. q. Taylor
WILLIAM LAWRENCE, Capt Il. A.
Hooper.
Fare, including meals and statcroom berth,
s15. Accommodations unsurpassed. Second
class passage and children at reduced rates.
Through tickets to all points In Georgia. Floridn,
and Alabama For freight or passage apply 70
a l.. HUGG1NS, Agent. foot Long DOCK, Bal
tmore
Il. SAMPSON; Agent. 53 Central wharf, Bos-
JAMES b. WEST& CO., Agents, Savannah.
National Republican., 1884-06-30

nANFORTIIS FLUID, THE ONLY
IL article expressly distilled for NnpoT Stoves
aud No Chimney Burnersi Always Same quail
ityl Warranted non-oNplosve Purest, whitest,
softost, strongest, cheapest light
DANFoRT1TS No'CHIMNEY BURNER,
the only one In the market No wiCks TO clean
or TRIM No chimney to break nor clean
DANFORrHiS VAPOR COOK STOVEl
First one In marketi Keeps ahead OF attempted
improvements Strongest simplest, safest,
durable, portable. easily managed, chcapcstl
Territory licensed or sold under patents
issued Goods ready for immediate shipment in
my quantity. Town right sure living; county
right. compctencyi state right FORTUNE.
Write for price list and particulars.
DANFORTH ILLUMINATING g. MFG. CO.,
DaO Il street, WnshtnRton, ID. q
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BALTIMORE AND OHIO RAILROAD.
THE MODEL FAST LINE AND THE
ONLY LINE BETWEEN THE
EAST AND THE WEST
VIA WASHINGTON.
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.TNDERTIKERS,
Ehhs
Wy II. sPEARE,
UNDERTAKEN,
$40 / STREET NORTHWEST

pB-Everything striony nrst-clnsa and on tho
most reasonable terms.
National Republican., 1884-06-30
WALTHAM WATCHES.

wEHAvE CONSTANTLY ON HAND
A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF THEsH
CELEBRATED WATCHES, WHICH
WE RECOMMEND AS ACCURATE,
DURABLE, STYLISH, AND At MIN
MUM COST
EVERY WATCH SOLD BY u
FULLY GUARANTEED.
NJ. W. GAIT, BRO. & CO.,
Il07 pENNA. AVENUE.
National Republican., 1884-06-30

Formerly of Horny Lees Sons, Undcrtakers
NEW AND COMMODIOUS WARIROuMS,
No 325 Ppunsylyhnia avenue northwest
no Residence on the prcmiscs.
National Republican., 1884-06-30
A NEW THING IN VASES

A NEW THING IN VASES
For Cemeteries and Lawns, having II Reservoir
Attachment holding sufficient water to last ten
TO fifteen days, securing vigorous growth of
RUSTIC SEATS, CHAIRS, dc.
HAYWARD IL HUTCHINSON,
dol Ninth Strnet
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EXCURSIONS.
W. W. coRooRAN

Tickets 80 cents; to he had az the boat or at
the office Of the company, 1921 street.
! DINNER at the NEW HOTEL on arrival OF
the boat GoOd Music. ie3O2t
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21
Wire Hencas.

The objection to wire fences, which
on their first appearance was quite
strong, has nearly or quite passed
away. This objection rested altogether
upon the injury horses and cattle were
likely to suffer by running against
them; but as these accidents have
proved 80 rare of late, and the reports
of them having been shown to be great
ly exaggerated, we hear no more of
them. No doubt that now and then a
horse or a COW may be more or less
hurt by being forced against the barbs
but as these barbs are very short it is
impossible tosee how any serious injury,
can be sustained from them. Animals
are sometimes hurt by q stone wall, or
an ordinary post and rail fence, or by
attempting to jump over, or passing
through whe7e there is a broken rail
or may be badly injured by falling into
q hole or a ditch, and if they were ali re-
ported it would probably be shown that
there would be as many as caused by
the wire fence. As 3 mere matter Of
protecting the premises against incess-
ant and damaging trespassing, the
value of the barbed fence will prove to
be NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Tele-
graph.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21
Queer Things in EVA.

A boy not yet twelve years old is al
most q weekly visitor at the New York
eye and a i%ntirmary. We'll" sad
the aurist, as he saw him come in ,s
usual one afternoon, twhat have you
got in there this time" "Nawthin'
but q BEAM" he drawled. The boy had
fallen into the bad habit Of putting such
things into his ears as hoe-buttons,
pieces of slate pencils and wads of pa
per. The aurist recently met with a
remarkable Illustration of this perni-
cious practice, which he related to a re-
porter of the New York Times:
"A young woman of twenty-three came
to me so deaf that I could hardly make
her hear by shouting through a trum-
pet. After removing a great quantity
of wax from her ears I found something
metallic.
whats this? :. I said. "Have YOU
been putting something in your ear"
ooh, dear, no" she said. ~ am not
SO foolish as that"
Imagine her surprise when I pulled
out a round smooth button, with quite
n large shank to it. "This seems to
have been in there a great many years."
l said. To my surprise the young wom-
an crouched in the corner in undis-
guised terror.
80 doctor!" she said; what is that
awful noise?"
~
1t was nothing but a wagon rumbling
by, but l instantly saw what the trou-
BILE was. Her hearing had become nor
NAL when / removed that button, and
she was frightened and %bewildered at
the tumble of confusing sounds.
The ticking of the clock, chirping of
the canary, or dripping of water dis
tressed her, and the rustic of her own
silk dress made her start with fear.
l sent n of the assistants home with
her in q carriage, and he said that the
clatter in the streets 50 distracted her
that he was compelled to hold her N her
seat. About a week afterward she came
in again-
"And wanted that button put back
again, 1 suppose?" interrupted the re-
porter.
Oh no; she was trimming over with
happiness, though for a day or two she
was afraid to leave the house. But she
told me about that button.
when l was about eight years DID,"
she said, II was sent to the village
church in New England with my grand
mother. The sermon was always long.
and [ used to nus myself by pulling
1T the brass buttons on my coat.
Gone of them came off one Sunday,
and l occupied my time with putting it
in my ear and shaking it out again.
Suddenly I felt it sink away in there,
and l could not get it out.
II vas afraid to tell my grandmother
at the time, and soon afterward forgot
it. AT ten years of age I began to grow
deaf, and have been getting worse ever
since, but / never nee thought of that
button until you removed it,"
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The orange county farmer knows of
no more profitable pastime for boys
than the breaking of q pair Of young
steers n calves to the yolk, if an extra
team is likelyt to be needed. The calves
will not Only soon grow into oxen, but
the actual contact of the lads with the
calves, and the ups and downs in the
conflict of breaking them in, will not
only do the calves good, but will i'm
prove the boys from the healthy exer-
else of bone and muscle it always af-
fords. If the boys are young, begin
with a we'll matched pair of spring
calves, and lose no time in providing o
suitable yoke to commence the training.
Never use the CAD on them, nor tie
their tails together to prevent the turn
ing of the yoke. On the contrary feed
them a few griddle cakes until they get
we'll acquainted with you. Teach them
to walk by your side, and to carry their
heads up by gently tapping them with
the butt end of your CAD under the
chin, and then they will soon learn to
back, haw and gee, and the boys will
have a team which will soon aid in car
rying grists to the mill, or hauling
stones on q stone-boat for building or
repairing fences, and much other work
required of a team of horses.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21
queen Victoria's Obstinate, Cul
tured, Freaky Daughter.

london Correspondence New York Sun.
The princess Victoria is unmistaka-
bly, the child of her royal mother; she
has her %obstinacy, her perseverance,
her supreme indifference to opinion,
her impenetrability to advice or persua-
sion; she has more than the queen, a
true and enlightened love of literature,
science and art. Her views are positive,
her Judgment prompt and unaltered;
she is well-nigh a free thinker, but rare
ly expresses an opinion, and never re-
sends it, she visits every studio, assists
at all lectures and conferences, models
and paints herself, and by a singular
contradiction is as competent q house
wife as if she were not a clever wom-
IN. She sees to every detail of
her palace was nearly saying
her house-engages her servants and
governesses, routs them up at SEX in
the morning has the lights put out at
ten throughout the establishment, and
sends her youngest daughter, now -
years old to bed at eight. Through
her agency, in all the public squares
and open places of Berlin, large heaps
of white sand are raised. SO that chill
dren kept in the city may indulge in
healthful play with pals and shovels,
like their more fortunate brethren at
the seashore. She fancies that the air
of her future capital gives her head
aches, and she loathes the warmth of
the stove heated rooms; before accept
ing an invitation from a foreign embas-
sador or Prussian noble, she sends a
command that all the windows shall be
thrown open. Would not such a wom-
man revel for a few brief days every
year in the wind beaten solitude Of the
little rocky island, SO easy of access, so
nea and yet SO far, so unlike her great
empire, and yet more fully her own
than Prussia, with all it's extension of
territory even will be.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21

Labouchre says that in st Paul's,
London, whittier he went to hear Canon
Hidden preach, n choirman went fast
asleep Immediately, and about the mid
die of the sermon another had gone off.
On the other side was a choirman fast
asleep. The boys were in the greatest
disorder, n lying almost across his
companion, his neck hanging over him.
in a dead sleep. His friend would not
arouse him, but kept awake till be
awoke and then went to sleep himself.
The boys opposite were more lively but
not devont. One was making Punch
and Judy with his surplice, another
sucked candy, another had a scent
squirt, while a fourth was engaged in
manufacturing little paper things and
trying to get them to stand up on his
bench, to the great delight of the rest.
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Compressed Matters.

In a recent lecture in,New York by
Col. Albert G. Browne, Jr. said: Chill
has not only advanced into the position
of the controlling power on the west.
coast of South Africa, but by her naval
strength she can if she pleases at this
moment command the Pacific coastsof;
the United States. Any one of her
three iron clads can sink every wooden
vessel in our wretched navy, and the
contrast between her ability and our
impotence is q daily shame to every cit
izen of our country who resides or trav-
els between Panama and Cape Horn.
Luminous harness is the latest device
used in England to make a dark horse
visible at night. A phosphoric paint
applied to the blinkers, collar, and 9th
er prominent parts of the trappings, is
used to bring about the result, and the
night t~rotter, thus prepared, is said ia
resemble chain lightning as he plunges
into the darkness of the countryside.
Upon the west flank of the Allegheny
Mountains, in the State of West Virgin.
Ia, eastern Kentucky and Tennessee and
the territory contiguous thereto, isa re.
gion larger in area than the entire king.
dom of Great Britain, andIwith greater
and richer deposits Of coal, and greater
and richer deposits of iron than were
originally to be found within her boun-
daries. Great Britain is now raising
from her pits. annually, 15O 1000, 600
tons of coal, and from her ore deposits
is making 5000, 900 tons. Of, iron and {
steel.
A remarkable,instance of hereditary
longevity is reported from Scotland.
In q family Of. eight son and. one
daughter the united ages Of the nine
amount to 572. Their great-grand.
father was born iii 1924. One OF his
great-grand- daughters is still alive in
her S0th year, while q grandson lived
to be one of the founders Of the Scot
fish railway system, having projected
the line from Renfrew to Paisley. HI
was provost of Renfrew during the
French Revolution, and died. in 1887,
2l3 years after the birth of his grand.
father.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21
High Toned 1entsn Costumes.

Soft gray cashmere, dore-gray Otto.
man and Vigogne toilets. and fragrant
English yiolets are the, most noticeable
things just at present, for the reason
that it is Lent. Soft gray. delicately
toned ithlace, is becoming; and violets
are in season.. Violetsl are: certainly the
rage just now, but sadsto relate, they are
not always real-the idea being to make
the artificial ines appear soiby perfume
ing them ~delicately with the sweet ex-
tract of the real blossom. This is bet.
ter than no violets at all, but the fav-
vored ones of fortune; who,
care not how many dollars they
lavish upon the florist, are to bsl
envied al they walk forth adorned, aye,
beautitied, by great generous punches,
OF these blossoms-Nature's potent har.
blngers of spring. Large clusters are
placed on the right side of the hat and,
the left side of the throat, fastened with
a slender steel dagger, with their stems
showing-the more and, the longer the
stems the more fashionable. One young
lady, whose Lenten costume consists Of
q black nuns cloth, made in q, severe
monastic style, carries each morning a,
good-sized muf of black fox upon the
top Of which is gracefully fastened o SUI
perb cluster of Lenten lilies, the pure
white flowers forming q striking. con-.
trast to the raven-black costume.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21

to long operating Influences, and il i,
for manufacturers to discern In advance
the tendency of the pablo taste. The
present patterns of carpets are OF an all
over description, without central figures.
For certain accepted patterns Of old
standing there is q constant demand,
but periodic novelties are the rule,
There is too much study not only III
costly but in cheap carpets, of the dainty
effects Of contrasts, a in yellow and
orange, with or without lighter c%olors,
blue and lilac, scarlet and crimson,
or white divided by faint blue
Carpets admit Of dem-tints, but no
shades. Ec1u grounds are just now the
most popular for the richer descriptions
of carpets, Tlre,variety of patterns that
are turned out allow Of the carpets sc.
lected for the rooms Of q house to reps,
resent theindividual taste of the occu.
pant, and thus on individual grounds
creating ~pleasurein addition to the mer-,
its they may possess as agreeable com,
positionss
In the way Of directions in choice O
patterns, SO far as colors are concerned,
we would state that combination of col.
orsthat would o tbe,pleasing IN a dress
are nnsuited for carpets and VIII neve
look well in aroom. A tailor has made
q very effective stair carpet of patterns
neatly sewn together, as in patchwork,
and edged with scarlet two inches wide.
He has taken care,to have the patterns
all the same size; and they look like
thick striped material.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1884-11-21
stillful Surgical Operation.

On Friday last DR.. Thorndike, assis.
ted by the house surgeons, performed
an operation upon a man wholhad been
sick with q cancer in the City Hospital
The operation was an extraordinary.
one,s says the Herald, but the sick man
is doing we'll, and will in alllprobability
recover. His name is EdwardL. Waite,
The cancer was in the mouth. and wss
SO far advanced that death.must have
ensuedin a short time had5nothing been
done. The surgeons took away the
lower jaw and tongue, removed the
floor of the mouth, the. glands of the
neck and the skin ovar the Jaw and,
mouth. The disease was then entirely.
cut out, and they proceeded tosestablish,
artificial organs, which thus far have
performed the necessary service satis-.
factorily. By drawing up. the,
skin. from the neck Ia lower
lip was made, which only.
falls an inch or so,short Of closing and,
forming q nearly perfect mouth, and in
time the skin will be drawn up from,
the chest to fill the vacancy above, and
later the skin below the chest will be in
turn drawn mp. to, take the place ofthe.
lap received from abo7e IL. The opers
alton is said 10 be the first of Meskind!
performed successfully N the country.
On Saturday DR.. Gay. assisted By the
hospital house surgeons performed al
scarcely lese, extensive operation on
Frank Learnard for the. same disease.
Cancer hsd got a;dead grip on it,
tim, and 70 effecsnally stop its progress
{ was necessary 10 remove the whole.ot
the shSnlder blade and half Of the coli
lar bone. This is said i be Nhe sixth
operation Of the kindperformsdi ID ehe
country. Learnard 10 now ia
Portable condition. and strongs hopesare
entertained Of his ultimate recovery
Boston Advertiser.
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Various Household Hints.

RATs-.A writer in Chambers's Jour
nal, after many useless experiments in
trying to rid his house of rats, at last
caught two alive in a trap, besmeared
them all over except their heads with
tar, and let them loose in their fayorite
run. From 1875 till now his house,
though an ancient one, has been free
of rats.
Buttered paper laid over the chest
will often be Of great benefit when a
child is troubled with a cough.
A good liniment or wash to be used
for burns is made of one part of linseed
oil and two parts of lime water. This
should be applied on the surface of the
burn, and covered with fine linen or
lint.
A good cough medicine is made of
boiling two ounces of flax-seed in one
quart of water; add rock candy to sweet
en- it to your taste. After %straining,
add also the juice of several lemons.
This should be taken at night, and if
possible it should be hot when taken.
A work basket or waste-paper basket
which has become worn and broken at
the edges may be made to serve a good
purpose by lining it; have the lining
quite full, bring it over the right side Of
the basket, hem the edge, and shir it
and catch it with fine stitches to the
basket. An old basket repaired in this
way is even prettier than some new
ones.
Two pretty tides for the back of a
small sofa which is divided into two
parts are made thus: For one take
three pieces of blue ribbon the length of
the sofa cushion, put lace insertion Of
the same width as the ribbon between
the strips of ribbon, trim the edge Will,
narrow lace, tot more than an inch and
a half wide. For the other tidy use a
! contrasting color of ribbon; pink OF
crimson are pretty. or a fine shade oil
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raE Aurumu POET.

When'er the poet writes a line
Whose final word is sober.
The dullest reader may divine
He sings about October.
Oh, wherefore will he never find
A new rhyme for October?
Why won't he call the chilly wind
Tho sycamore's disorder?
Why won't he call each squirrel gray
The chestnuts nimble prober,
WIENER he sings his simple lay
OF russet-shod October?
He en- might call the lily dead
The humble bees engfober.
When singing Of the gold and red
That glorities October.
Before I'd use that hackneyed rhyme
I'd sing about a crowbar,
And just for once be unsublime,
And call the month October.