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The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-01-22
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fHE SPIRIT OF DEMOCRACY,
TUESDAY, JANUARY ~. 1884.
FOR THE FAMILY SCRAP.BOOK.

Never put pickles in q jar that has hat
lard in it. 7.3 F fsts
Roasted coffee 10 one OF the most pow
erful disiniectants. Sr'
Save your cold tea; il is excellent 70,
cleaning grained wood.
Wild mint scattered about the house
will rid it Of rats and mice.
A little sweet oil and beeswax rubbed
ON mahogany polishes it ,p beautifully
Sandpaper. will whiten ivory knife
handles that may have become yellow
With use or age.
The unpleasant odor left in the breath
after esting onions ia entirely removed
by a cup Of strong coffee. ,'a -
Flowers kept in warm room should
he watered with tepid water. Very cold
water is apt to freeze the roots.
= Cream cures sunburn on come com
rlexion., lemon Juice is best on others,
and cold water suits stih otl ers best.
Paint spots may be removed from any
kind of clothing by saturatiug with
'qual parts of turpehtine and spirits oi
ammonia. &
II you wish to pour boiling hot liquid
into glass jar or tumbler it can be safe
ly done by putting spoon in the dish
before you pour.
A dish or vase of fresh water should
be kept in every room where there is Q
Ore, especially an open Ore. The water
absorbs the gas arising from the coal
and other impurities ip the cir.
Ivory that has become yellow may be
restored to it's original whiteness by
bleaching in binoxide Of hydrogen. The
ivory may be exposed to s strong sun.
light under glass covering.
Steel knives which are not in general
use may be kept from rusting il they are
dipped 10 n strong solution OF soda
one part water to four OF soda; then
wipe dry, y,roll'in nannal and keep. in a dry
place.
When one has fever and the hair ia
falling OF take a teacup Of sage, steep il
in a Qaart Of soft water, strain II of into
a tight bottle; sponge the head with the
tee frequently, wetting the roots OF the
hair.
A slightly damp cloth rubbed over q
dusty carpet br,shtens it wonderfully
and gathers all the dust. This is an ex.
cellent way to cleanse the door OF an In
vslid's room. s.,.., s...4...-
IL o lady has a book-rack OF table she
wishes to varnish 6fst put on ena' OF
linseed. oil, aud then apply the sbellac
The oil sinks into the pores OF the wood
and shows the grain. Pine, however
will not absorb it. es,.
Flowers may he kept very fresh. oveI
night If they are excluded entirely from
he air To do this vet them thorough.
lily, put. in . damp bnx. and cover will
vet raw cotton or wet newspaper, theI
place in cool spot.
Stale buns may be made to taste ai
nicely as fresh II they are dipped for 9
moment or 80 in cold water and then pu
in o. hot oven for five or ten minutes
They will tarn out as light and crisp 81
when 6rst baked. l~ yg fr1
One OF the best. ways to cure sor,
throat is rs follows: Wiring cloth oul
of salt and cold water, and keeping 1
quite wet bind tightly about the neck
cover this with dry cloth. 1t is bes
to use this remedy in the night.
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ROAD NOTICE. ;.

NOTICE 10 hereby given that petition
IN will be presented to the Commissioners
of Monroe county. ct their next session, to
be held on the 6rst Monday Of March, A. D.
1854, praying for the establishnsnt q .
county road along the following described
routs In said county, to VII: Beginning In
the county road leading from Woodsaeid to
Baresville, on the lands belonging IN David
XeKelysy, near the mouth Of Pratts' Run.
where the road leading down Cranes Nest
Rork of huskipgnm Crack leaves said
Baresvills road; thence down the creek ROAD
crossing Pratt's Run TO .. point at or near
where an old road leayeI said creek rosd;
thence the nsarest and most practicable
route through The lands Of David hckelvey,
the lands belonging 10 the heirs OF John
Duvail, deceased, David McKelvey. w. D.
Pennell, r. Grant, Jacob Afolder. Sarah St
Johns. s. B. Tracy and ending on lands Of
]. j., ,taoudy in the county road leading from
the Woodsfeid and Claringten road to Cranes
Nest Fork near the dwelling house Of Wm
Alexander. PkrIfl0NbhS.
isnete4td. @
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A Most Remarkable Case.

Dying-yet living. Dr.. MILLER, OF
129 South Tenth Street. Philadelphia,
Pa says: 81 am personally acquainted
with middle-aged lady in Philadelphia,
Who had been given up TO die by con-
sultation OF many physicians. She vas
confined to her bed for months, and was
momen.ariiy expected. to die. In this
condition she took Perana and, to the
surprise and disappointment Of oil, she
recovered her health perfectly. Her case
is reported 10 DR HARTMAN's Book on
the ellis of Life" 3lst page. Ask your
Druggist for one, or address DR. HART.
MAN, Columbus, o. e Is su
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ROAD NOTICE.

r. 8
.A1OTIcR 10 hereby given that petition
~ viii bs.prsssntsd 10 the Gonnais sioners
Of Monros county. At tbsir next session, to
be held on the first Monday Of March, A. D
1884, praying for the location Of county
road on the following line to-wit: Beginning
on lands ofJ. J. Shcnioer At or pear the tor
Of the hill known ~ Winlani's hill IN the
county road leading from Woodsheld tc
winland's mill; thence through the lands oi
J. J. sehnider, John CLOSER d and A, schu
machsr, interesting the county road near
u. vSehumsehsr's house: thence With said
road crossing the iron bridge; thence down
Sun6sh Creek ON the north side through the
lands Of s. ow, p and c KEEPER, passing near
8. Owen's Tobacco House; thence along the
narotrs ON north side Of Creek TO the lands
Of G. W. Braoy. thence through the lands Of
said g W. Brscy and C. Keeper ending In the
county road on lAnds OF @. W. Bracy.
jsns,'s4td. PsrITloNkks.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-01-22
Home Items.
-"All your own fault

u
II you remain sick when you can
Get hop bitters that never--FGl.
The weakest woman, smallest child
and sickest invalid can use hop bitters
with safety and great good.
Old men tottering around from
Rheumatism. kidney trouble or any weak
ness will be almost new by using hof
bitters. s..e -
My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use OF hop bi,ters and
recommend them to my people.-Meth
odist Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor If hop
Bitters are not tho best family medicine
On earth.
-Malarisl fever, Ague and Bilious.
ness, will leave every neighborhood as
soon ,as hop birters arrive.
"My mother drove the paralysis and
neuralgia all out RI her system with hop
Filters ed. Os,oego San.
Keep the Kidneys healthy with hop
bi;,ers and YOU need not fear sickness
lice waiter is rendered harmless and
more refreshing and reviving with hop
bitters in each draught. ...
The vigor Of youth for the aged
and infrm in hop bitters!
. -"At the change of life nothing equals
Hop bitters to sllay all troubles incident
Thereto" 5., ei
- The hest peiioiical for ladies 70
take monthly and from which they will
receive the greatest benefit is hop Bit
ters."
Mothers with sickly, fretful, nurs-
ing chiTiren. will cure the children and
benefit themselves by taking hop oi.ters
daily.
Thousands die annually from some
form Of kidney disease thai might have
heen prevented by timely use Of hop
biters.
indigestion. weak stomach, irreeu
larities of the bowels, cannot exist when
hop hitters are nsed. %
timely use of hop
Bitters will keep whole family
=. In robust health 2 year at little cost.
TO produce real genuine sleep and
child.like repose all night, take little
hop bilters on retiring -
That Indigestion or stomach gas at
night, preventing rest and sleep. will
disappear by using hop bitters.
-Paralyiic, nervous, tremuloos old
ladies are made perfectly qiiet and
sprightly by using hop bitters.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-01-22


A Massachusetts. man has gone to-
Mexico Tor thirty days. This Is great
step toward che enlightenment OF our
sister republic. ar&s =.
I A young man in Kansas wanted to
teach school. hut couldn I tell horizontal
from perpendicular, and when asked
what circular" was, said it. WAS fur
lined cloak. =,
Ont in Illinois they hadn't heard Of
the Java earthquake till q lightning.rod
man came along and told OF il. Then
they said they could stand 9 good deal
of lying from one OF his profession, bd:,
the idea that they'd believe that whole
ranges OF mountains had Lecome Q hole
in the ground was an insult 10 them, and
so they tarred and featbered him and
ran him ont OF the region
What are You crying about 2" asked
o kind-hearted stranger OF lad who
vas standing in front OF newspaper
office, weeping as II his heart would
break 20. dad's gone up stairs to lick
the eli,or well, -hss be come down
We, p. pursned the gertle Samaritan.
pieces. of him, have" explained the
boy, indulsing in fresh ou.burst Of
tear, land I'm expecting the rest every
minute"
A sunsrt aAleck Ion the West Side
bet five dollars that he could put bill.
lard ball in bis mouth. So far the doc.
tors efforts have been 70 no effect, and
it is now thought that the, only possible
way that The ball can be gotten out is to
drill hole In 1t and fill 1t With powder
and fuse, aud blast 1t out; and then there
are doubts whether the patient can stand
the operation, as be is very weak. not
having eaten any ything for seven days.
Mr.. P T. Barnum 10 determined. L
possible TO prevent ans contest over bis
will ON; the ground OF. insanity. He has
just drawn. up o codicill to his will in
presence OF bis family physician and
two other well-knewn phn sicians Of
Bridgeport Conn, one On allopathist
/ and the otber "a homeopathist all Of
whom Witnessed, his signature and msde
oath to his sanity and abilityto dispose
of his properly. The queslion may he
asked, however, swhethes these unusual
precautions are not themselves evidence
J OF . mild form Of insanity.
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FARM FOR, R. SALE.


|TsHR sul,scsibes Offers his farm. within three
i quxrisrs Of mile Of Lewisvilie. Monroe
County, Ohio, for sale. The farm lies in one
body and contains
I've Hundred and Sixty Acres,
all under cultivation except 90 acres Of
woods laid. a good 'dwelling house 5ox2o
feet with cellar under the entire building.
new frame barn 60x36 feet, with stable in
the basement. Other outbuildings in good
repair. ft.wo coed orchards on the premi.ee.
fhs farm b. well vatsred. VIII be ssld at a
fair price.
For further particulars call on Or address
HENRY STRINaOFF,
E3L u gIewisvills. Monroe Co. Ohio.
dss7s, '53m2
"a 2~
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REDEMPTION NOTICE.

To Fred RindsDryer.sr N 1hom Il mag Concern:
Notice 10 hereby given. that Jacob Sole
has deposited in the County Treasury q
sum sufficient 70 redeem the northwest
corner OF the southeast quarter Of the north
west quatteFof section ., township 5, range
Z, sold mt Delinquent Tax Sale BY John
Ruegseggsf, Treasurer Of Monroe County
Ohio, January l6, 1883, In the name o.
Jacob Sole TO Fred. Kindelberser.
8. a. ATKINSON,
iaul, ,'s4ts. Audi.or Mouroe Co.. Ohio.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-01-22

Are you BilliousY Try the remedy
that cured Mrs Clement of Franklin,
N H. Hoods Sarsaparilla, made in
Lowell, Mass
The other day old Dave received .
telegram from man down in the coun-
try who wanted him to come down and
clean out his we'll Afler someone had
read the dispa'ch to the old man, he
said: "De Lswd hab mussv on sich .
man as is Gettin' more 'portant eh-
cry day. Got q letter yestidsy, an now
I'se dun got 'spaleh. On hub! When
de- kain't reach me wid Post Office da
stretches airter me wild de tillygraph
wires."
{ After the alarmed bystsnders had al.
most fro zen their 6ngers in resculng an
inebriste who had fallen overheard from
% wharf 10 Baltimore. he took up Q col.
lection, and with the 70 cents thsthe got
he sidled off to ahe nearest bar-room., A
merchant who had been quiet specta.
tor said: This makes the fifth time that
fellow has fallen into the water this
month. / fancy it's his last resort wbt
he wants money to get drink, as. he
always takes up . collec.io afterwsrd.'
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1884-01-22
ROAD NOTICE.

AIOTICR is hereby given that petition
IN will be presented to the Commissioner
Of Monroe county, at their next session. q
b held on the first Monday Of March, a. D
1884, praying for the alteration Of the oounty
road lesdipg from the Potts injecting house Il
q. ]. Doris mill. ir said county, ss follows
Beginning In the county rad near the south
west corner Of h J. Doris mill house, for
msrly Mooss's mill: thence through tn
lands Of W. s. Moose, ~. Burkhaft, p
Burkha,t and e. Pxith, and ending at-ornsa
the west end Of said Paths dwelling house
jans, ,s4td. PETITIONERS,
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VALUABLE FARM
'izo ACRES FOR. SALE.

ClTUATg in Belmont county, miles north
y west Of Bsllaire. ! mlA Of Quincy station
on the B. L OR. B., It miles Of W. 7. v. B
z. and only 5, miles from Wheeling and
Bridgeport. Said farm Is weIl vatsred BY
running springs; good orchard Of $50 tree,
Of choice varieties; buildings fair. sati farm
Is In . high state Of cultivation we'll 80. In
grass, we'll timbsrsd, and will be sold on
reasonable terms and easy payments,
Call on or address, J. 3. DIXON,
~ Bssllsville, Monroe County, Ohio,
jsns,' s,'s4 e
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FACTS.

Those contemplating q trip westward
will certainly do we'll to carefully con-
suit the time tables Of the Baltimore and
Ohio road. It's celebrated fast trains,
its sure connections, and rates always ss
low as the lowest. make it beyond al
controversy the best line west. Colo
nists are carried in first class cars on fast
trains, and every possible care is taken
to insure comfort and convenience.
Trains run through without change Of
,ars to Chicago, where direct connection
is made with al leading lines to the
west, northwest and southwest, making
hut . single change of cars to Iowa,
Y ,nsss, Nebraska, Texas. Minnesota,
60. No other line can offer such advaa-
tages as the Baltimore and Uhio.-Its
costs but very little time and trouble
to learn this, and in the end may lead
to tie saving Of much Of both as wen as
money. Above all things do not pur-
chase tickets before having talk or re-
ceiving letter from one of the B. 4 q.
Agents. A letter addressed to W. Il.
Reppert, Columbus, Ohio; to J.T. Lane,
Wheeling, w. Va, to j. A. Webb, Fos-
toris, Ohio; to T. A. Lee GAINESVILLE,
Ohio, or call upon either of these gen.
tlemen will lead to thorough informa.
ton as to all necessary. details of time
connections, fares. baggage, ETC.. etc.
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ROAD NOTICE.

NOTICE 10 hereby given that petition
lN win BE- presented TO the commis sionsrs
OF Monroe county, at their next session, TO
be hsld. on ths frst Monday in March A. D.
1884, praying for the establishment Of =
county road along the following described
route In said county, ts wit: Beginning in
the oonrty rosd known - the 4. Rsisbsck
road. on tho lands Of Joel Taylor in Center
.tovaship, Il the most suitable part rt.noEtheast
Of said Tsylor.s dwelling house, thence
wsstwadly through the lands Of Joel Tay-
ior, the lands belonging to the heirs Of A.
Reisbsck and the lands Of q. Christner, to
intsrsset the county fosi LEADING along the
south branch Of Standing S.ous Run. on the
lands Of said Christnsr near the mouth Of
said run. 80 PETITIONER.
jams. 8.'s4.d. +
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TUTT'S hair dye.


Imitation always follows successful
article, and imitation is one of the best
proofs of real honest merit; and thus it Is
that the james Boss Geld Watek Case has
its imitators. Buyers can always tell the
genuine by the trademark Of a eTown, from
which is suspended pair Of ..,,s ~ s.,x
scales. Be sure ROTH erosua and 3 q
scales are stamped in the cap Of the watch
case. Jewellers are very cautious about en-
dorsing an article unless they not only kpov
that it is good, but that the. character of
the manufacturers is such that the quality
,ofthe goods will be Kept fully up to standard.
wILLIAMsPoRr, Pa, Feb 1S lssa
The James Boss Gold Watch Gases 60 like hot
cakes Each one j sell sells another. Don't need
my customers has hads James Boss Gold Watch Casa
in % years. and it is as good a. ever
case do not hesitate to give my own guarantee, e.
pecially with the new and improved cases. which
seem to be everlasting. JESSE 7. LITTLE, Jsrsier.
NEW BnuNswIoK, NJ, Jan q lssa
This gold case, No. 66s6, known as the James Boss
Sold Watch Case, came into my possession about
has been In use since that time, and Is still in good
condition The movement is the one which wasif the
case when bought it. and its condition shows that
hs has really asrs ths Which
: OF Board ef. Directors NJ j. r. Il. e Ifuas o..
sssd cent stamp isK.yio.e Watch Cs. Fasters.. Pha.
p. Pa handsome Illustrated Pamphlet showing how
James Doss' aad Keystone watch cs,es are nsde.
.(lotc Continued.l
sugi4, 1857.
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~ The following curious inciden,
actually occurred recently: Whilst a
clergyman was in the midst of his ser.
mon person entered the church and in
the coolest manner possible ssuntered
up the aisle. No sooner had the preach
er's eye lighted on the new conner than,
dropping the thread Of his sermon. be
isid to him; Come in, my friend. come
10; We are al lvaYs glad to see those here
late Who can't come eatly The ua-
kno1 individual stepped forward. coollv
took bis seat. and then a. coolly asked
she preacher. "Would you oblige pe
with the text7" Certainly" was the
reply and the request having been com.
piled with the sermon procee'led.
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ArChicsgo ey tnes:as I'll s.31 s:2s
sleeping Gar Arrangement and
Notes ON Running % Trains.
Trains are ran on Central Standard Time.
cd xsriaan. There is difference Of so
sviortes between Main Line Time Bast ofthe
0hie River, ana frsns-0hio Division Time
-W.stuf the ohio River. $3.50 !.
No. l.Runs failv, has D & o Palace Sic p
ing Car attached from Cbicsgs 70 Wasbine-
ton, Baltimore. Philadelphia, and New York.
and In iianapolis 10 wheeling via Colamhns
pInipe Car from Chicago TO Walkertea This
"a solid train from Chicago 10 New York
no change Of cars Of auy class
No. 5 Runs daily from Saudusky 70 BAL
simors and psw York. on sill other Divisions
daily. except sunday. Sleeping Gar nom
Toledo Ssily Wis h,nrosville.
80 . Rups ssily; has B 4 0 Palace sleep.
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Groceries and Notions
FRITZ BUCKIO.s.

have lust received fali sstoek Of Gro.
ceres, Notioas, Tobacco, Cigars and Candies.
Can furnish you at low rates any article
kent In grocery store. Give me call.
Nov. 20. lss3. FRITZ BUcKIO.
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RAILROADS.
3. V. y Q. R'Y co.
TIME TABLE.


Trains make connection with the B. q O.
lnd C. & r. Railroads, also, with Capt
Princes steamboats,. fF Wheeling. Trains
ian daily, Sunday excepted.
TRAINS GOING EAST.
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Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.
TIME CARD.
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NOTICE.
NOTICE TO TEAUnEns.

U,HB Board Of Examiners Of Monroe County
i vii. hold meetings for the sxsaiaasiSn
Of teachers ss follows: q
Woods6sld, Saturday, February 70. 1854.
March e.. =
Those desiring certificates ef any gfsas
must be examined.
Bxaminations to commence at . s'slssk.
Ry order OF the Board
janl, STD. JANIS 4. WATSON, Clerk.
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5. L nOONEY, President.
". Z. HsSs. Master Of Transportation
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1884-04-23
WISE WORDS.

We must have a weak spot or two. IN a
character before we can love it much.
The beggar is the only man in the UNI
verse who is not obliged to study appear
ances.
That each thing, both in small and in
great, fulfllcth the task which destiny has
set down.
Good taste rejects excessive nicely; it
treats little things as little things, and is
not hurt by them.
Be ut least as polite t 0 father, mother,
child. rs to others; for they arc more i'm
portant to you than any other.
Treat everybody with %politencss, even
those who are rude to you. For remem-
Der that you show courtesy to others, not
because they arc gentlemen, but because
you arc one.
Young man, don't forget that all the
people are watching you, and most OF
them are more ready to charge your
account with something bad than some
thing good.
Never pronounce a man to be q willful
niggard until you have seen the contents
of his purse. Distribution, YOU must re-
member, should be in accordance with
the receipts.
The hours we pass with happy pros
poets in view are more pleasing thar
those crowned with fruition. In the first
instance, VIC cook the dish to our own ap
petite; in the latter, nature cooks it fol
us.
1t is not a question as to whether any
man may or may not have objects o
beauty; it is not required that any mai
should make himself a hermit i'll tn
desert. A man has Il right to wealth ant
all that it produces, but no man has
right to hold them sclishly and shut
others out from their enjoyment.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1884-04-23
Misdfrected Mail Matter.

People in general have but a faint con,
ception of the enormous amount of mis-
directed mail matter which passes through
the mails annually. In the Boston office
last yearthere were 40, 900 letters wrongly
addressed, and in all these cases the
proper addresses were ascertaincd and
the letters forwarded to their destination,
and yet people wonder why their letters
are delayed, although it is owing to their
own carelessness. Of course the post
office officials are not responsible, but
many people fail to see where the trouble
lies. In further evidence of the want of
care on the part Of the public, it is stated
that the number of letters sent to the
dead letter office during the last year was
nearly 4, 900, 900, or an average of 14,5OO
per day. These letters contained nj less
than $40, 900 in cash and checks to the
amount of 81, 800, 00O.-Boston Herald.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1884-04-23
Scared.

The other morning a citizen of Sprout
street who looked the very picture of
health was waiting to take the car, and
whistling rs u man will when at peace
with all the world, when along came an
acquaintance who halted abruptly, gazed
at him in a doubtful way, and finally
held out his hand with the remark:
"Wcll, we'll! Then l was mistaken"
''In what2"
"Why, 1 thought I heard my wife
reading your death notice two weeks
ago, and knowing how bad your liver
"My death notice! Why, there isn't
q healthier man in Dctroitm
"And knowing how badly your liver
was Affected continued the other, 81
didn't wonder at it. You arc Il terribly
careless man."
"Why, howl"
"In not taking more care Of yourself.
The liver is Il great vital organ, and no
man showing the symptoms you do has
any right to neglect searching for a
remedy"
"My liver! III bet you $50 that
MY
"Nevcr mind! If you want to be OBJ
stinatc that's your lookout, and not mine.
l simply promise to be IL of the pail
bearers. Good morning."
1t was wonderful how the smile faded
and the whistling ceased. Instead of
taking the car the man headed down
town at a slow pace, a half-scared look
on his face, and it was only by IL great
effort that he passed the first drug store.
When he came to the second he walked
in, and without even referring to the
weather, he said:
"Doc, my liver is a trihc out of order,
and l guess III buy Il bottle of invigora-
tor"
lie got it and hurried off, anxious to
reach the office and get down a dose, and
no man will see a smile on his face again
until he calls upon some doctor and
learns that his liver is working away like
q two-horse engine and shows no signs
of skipping a cog.-F1ee Press.