New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1884-10-16
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

TIE TALK or THE DAY.
The J.ck.npes of the p"'nocratS parry are u'~
ptalb, ug about their great victory nut 'n' ~'u'u
..,c chrome TO the man who coula prove Nlc'oi9
from the returns ,., 81.
srtv are IMPOSING figures. They have GER
-, .,,,os,uc on the people with Wild stories al q
'A" 80 ,tory in ohio. tut ~ to heir being nGurcs'
,, te some mistake. Figures never ne
Lint II Il lovely day T. .-
an.rlitful feel macnihcent ,,. -
.s,dn T. never ielt better III III! NV
Let's take drioN
This is awful weather
~ ~, me feel miserable
No. ~ q YES the blues
Let 5 ''~' u''"N -lPitsburg Chronicle-Telesraph
o., c,,orsao miner short time ago: They
,,r,, o,t no miionnaires in Colorado these day
.' - 80 bonanza kings Is layed ont Don't make
IN 80. Things have changed nightly out our way
1h .rnart fellows who raked In big stakes III t'e mines
n,, the country wont into some more suos'"hu"
,,,... The unfortunate devils who Thought the1 ni
ted Nh enough last them forever soon went nroAe
" White the Plymouth Church deacon and trustee
and Wal street broker tells good little stofS i'u"
,,r. ~ the sraddng attitude OF the Democratic party
= ~ ,aria ouestion 4 shrewd Old woman Kept an
,,le stand A customer along aud asked "hat
sort OF Pie. she lad I've sum nice s"stc ones sne
,,plled w a strong laning 10 tart
he Egs Of kcrryvie, Texas thus Describes tue rev
Mr. Hole OF that incipent metropolis : lie can run
horse race and make It hot Tor his opponents III
fo, race, jump hurdle sing song ana ~
ths end o. week preach a very good sermon wi'hai
A remarkable discovery of topazes has been made IN
Nsx ,.,,nb aes A 90. ton of large oluisu--feeh
crystal weighing several pounds. found at Mld.ee ~
tbrs inches IN length have been found III Cralia one
;oaud NJ GundassL weighs IL OF dwl sud one ro'n
GulgonY Negh- l. o.. avOirdupOis. Toronto H'ooe
NAH Twain has At last perpetraed bit of real
,,,oor U i. ren,rted 10 have FOR Cleveland.
n ooppany With several other Independents This Il
cheap edition ol huccents Abroad.
IT, Cecrge william Curtis New-York: You will OBJ
,.rv, fn fc Oio end OF the party which You describe
i1npl ,u against tne 5usne>- section al the peoples
thso~h.uc machine. You viii IKE wise u"l'" ''t N'o
fbreshiUc l. nine caue az the discussion unnJnred
and i sal. doing business at the old stand W. asree
Win you tisj your Democratic party very hungry
1ut 10 will have continue the last Mite NuIlc longer
philadelphia Pres
The astounding discovery has been made that there
ar, uity lotfor- Governor stephen Grover Glove
land amt thD number ia Next President oI the
United states" With prophetic vision tie d'c"'ereF
,,cl.i,n There is fate 10 this. Fate.-nddo sticks
Butth sort ot .tuf appeals 10 the comprehension Of
Tho a,,. Democrat let him chew on this There are
fifteen letters In Grover Cleveland" aud hrteen IN
Com ur sal, L yer aud Ia view Oi the result IN OHIO
.Oon, uu SILT River fuller Of fate for Grocer Ceve
laoI ty many .-fuli than the other coincidence
wner , barn burns In Indiana there j. slway- some
smart ,oun- man around 10 throw an old bone and balt
sd1gci bs pn- among the runs. ami . terrible n>-
tciy Is -ir. 20 follow. -lDetroit trce Press
what do You think of Tieldiugr asked GUNS lady
Of recent COLLEGE graduate with whom she had been
faltIuc about tie early In-ish noveitSts. on was
tho au.utr i', important OF course, but 80 doesn't
amount 90 lt. ir,n- without good batting
The Oho Republicans ran better than even the far
famed Maud f..
We .,mor.mcs wonder II the American people have e
realizing Ncuse ui te dread irlth mat tnrir are 30
ttandng ARMY the United states cannot muster over
70 OOO men. ihclulug sltor. clerks - Buffalo tNpte~s
ne Vc 1rk Ifccmau's journal is supporting Glove
laud bar D. doins so appar,n;y with a stuffed club
I,.fo Il. its advice: Democrats. after ha'ins vented
,h,r legitimate disgust tho unfortunate nominee for
President WILL Tor the larger ana visor part they
ah, our former advice. ana even II they have
toput cloth, spin. On their noses, vote the ticket
t. th, Rev. James Freeman Clarke. Boston; How
do. the result oui ia ohio -trke You aud what do lo'
tuuk DIT OBJ. hu.inc>--thc ria lal or The iaiiH rli
iihnsdelph.a Press
Nj E,'ta Lockwood Mill have a. beg" mailing
camlalH nc, Just like the men. They say now ihat
she VA ;r,ins case before Chief Justice Carter the
other Gay and rot IN legal snar should like She
Ssn Ia nctted voice hove your honor advise me
do next" slowly. and with stammer, the WHY
oAief Justice replicd: Mrs Lockwood the c-c-coUt
wcud ,ti,c you p--bby all means " cm-cni-enploy
bwyer"
The ANNOUNCEMENT by Dr. Professor Mr.. William
IveItit-Vr confess little uncertain as 10 MS
psoer ttco the course he will pursue when he gets
10 Congress OF the little girl who sam that
che should live grow M and marry MI Jones ana
should have little gdr. and her little girl should grow
Up Gid marry Mr. smith, and the >mith- Should have
little er -ie should protest against the little emith
hby beuc christened Eliza The little girl hadn nVe
grown married Jones. Mr Everett basn sol 10
congress a. yet, either Boston traveller
Thore a show now on the road which numbers
anon. attractions lobster hey. the camel girl the
deg TACT ard the African Wild woman To these
ought 10 adj the Jacksnipcs WHO SAY the Democrats have
gained victory in Ohio.
A Preacher IN Maryland. mentioned III yester
"a! D1g has ben compelled TO resign because ne went
The circus, IN this city has opened war on dime
musenno and now ind that Methodist preachers IN
th wyoming district OF Pennsy wanna have warned their
oeN against 70 Ter skatiGg. which. they say 4, grow
ing EVIL Of Questionable mOrsl tendency There VIII
ecch t little endowment le for Young people except the
sanrch IAN with rs grab bag wheel OF fortune ana depot
Ihe sale oi kisses NJ twenty-five cents each-tBaIu
more Day.
Do the ireschcrous Times and the ndseous ErehIng
fes' still desire To know when that aggressive campaign
Is going 10 tesini
nov don't get discouraged but wait. have stood
80 "hl rad OF returns that calculated 10 freeze
precipitation that down hack. but nave kept
~" Aad ~ cane ont all right John c. Thompson