Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-04-28
ALL SORTS.

Nothing Pays so Weu.-Rupert, VT bought
three bags of Bowker's Hill and Drill Phosphate,
and put it on three acres of lot containing four
acres, and we could see the difference all summer.
From the acre which we put nothing ON except
plaster we did not get over half much, either in
corn or in fodder, as where the phosphate ap-
| piled. Nothing pays well. /. Mccall.
The best thing out is out of debt.
| Absolutely the best Porous Plaster ever made.
/ The Hop Plaster is composed of Fresh Hops, Bal
sans and Gums. Weak Back, Side Ache, Sore
Chest and all Pains are speedily cured by its use.
Apply one Only % cts. at any drug store.
Ifyou don't want to lose your gun never let 1t go
| OF.
Paralysis, Nine Years. After having suffered
for years with paralysis, says Mr. Joseph Yates,
of Paterson, n. Jersey, Il cured by Samaritan
| Neryine." Mr.. Yates authorizes this statement.
Your druggist keeps it, $1.5O.
The man who hung himself did it of his own free
win and cord.
butchers Ready Cleaner removes spots grease,
paint, and Cleanses Gloves, Clothing, Carpets,
dress goods, laces etc, without injury to fabric.
Works quicker and better than benzine; no odor.
Used in the bath; for soed hands; removing the
odor OF Precipitation; rendering hard water soft; in
short it is indispensable. Mrs. F. removed hot lard
from Cashmere dress with first application. Mrs
c. removed grease of lamp from carpets. II. L. l.
removed gearing grease from coat, etc, etc. In
large bottles, 25c each buttons, Barton, Hill
dreth's, Barton Landing. Newland's Irasburgh
and at druggists generally.
The greatest taker in existence could not tall
long enough to tire wagon wheel
Served Him Right have used Burdock BlooC
Bitters, and am happy say they have done m
more good than anything yet. Send a further guam
tity at once" This man sufferer from dys
pepsia for twenty years. HIS name is Alexande
Lough and he lives at Alpena, Mich.
, The Head and Eye.-Since last October 1 hay
suffered from acute Inflammation in my an
head--oitcn in the night having TO get up ard nhal
salt and water for relief. My eye has been twic
ior 4 week at d time, [ could not l hay
$ used no end of renee les, also employed doctor
4 who said it was impure blood-but got no help.
= used Ely's Cream Balm on the recommendation of
! friend. was faithless, but in a few days was cu
ed. My nose now, and also my eye, is well. 1t
> wonderful how quick it helped me. Mrs. Georgi
e S. Judson, Hartford, Conn.
. 1t is not a liquid or snuff, and is easily apphet
V Only 50 cents package
\ new song is entitled, eve never speak as "
pass by Probably they are both counting tt
Z same girl.
Lost: During the last twelve hours, that maddC
t ing pain in my back No reward is offered, but
you would be cured likewise, Kean's Kidnt
e and Back Plaster.
e \ bonnet covered with birds does not sing, b
& the fellow who has to pay for it whistles when Il
bill comes in.
80 Castoria.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
u When she was a Child, she cried for Castora
y When she Miss, she chung to Castoria
m When she had Children, she gave them Castoris
re ooh, dear! feel all dragged out" as the net sa
IN TO the fisherman.
l. His Slippery Glass Eye.-"The Squire" saws t
, author of "The Hoosier Schoomaster'' 'wore O
glass eye and wig. The glass eye was constant
" slipping out of focus, and the wig turning arou
lie sidewise his head whenever he addressed +
ne people of the Flat Creek district" Sad spectae
5. Parker's Hair Balsam preserves and promotes I
If growth Of the natural hair. 1t also restores I
natural color to Hair which has faded or becoj
~ gray. Clean, elegant, beneficial, highly perfum,