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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

.p,u Won read the Presidenss -
e.saea yetY" asked Erastus, as ,he ne
1rsssn S sss sas saSs to he eapsrs apssD
go0a ZOO. ' dearest" replied she. Il
oounleted it q few days ago. ~
land what did you think OF itr ,,,,,v
..Ob' Oh / think it is Just too awfuily
snlsndid for anything :, d
Sp.sY @Yes' as literary production 1t Is
va .:And wasn't it just too lovely 70 70
think that he got married at ias'' iA
spite of the fuss?' ,orno
Then followed a pause and the young
80 mind wandered out in the front
ward ward Of the future, and he asked him ni%t
ssIf what kind of q woman that wouia %
ssn Sa to n bring up and educate the family
Of which he hoped to be the father
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

OF our fellow countrymen and women, dyspepsia,
may be permanently staYed by the use OF Hos
letters stomach BIiters which, with cetsinty and
rapitity, initiates a reform in the action OF weak
or tiisorderei stomach. IL promotes secretion OF
gastric juics which in the chemistry o. the stOm-
ach acts the part of q solvent; remove those tNih
obstacles to tranquility in the digest We reglon'
bllIousness and constipation, aud remedes n art
burn natulence. ur or bitter eructat ons, us
tension of the abdomen an other symptoms OF
which neTers from indigestion are subject
produces chronic irIiiability. These sympathetic
eyIde noes of its existence disappear through the
infine ce of this inimiiable medicine DebLltatlng
malades which eutal loss OF SIRE Igth ana nesn
= e ounteracted by II, aud II Is the finest known
SPECIFIC for fever and ague and malarial ailments
in general Kidnes troubles, Uterine deonliy anu
rheumatism are relieved by IT,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16
Tear-BIotted Record.

Portland has a girl cast in the
Evangeline mould. She was engaged
to be married three years ago, but the
fellow took TO drink and ran away with
an actress. The girl discouraged all
other attentions, and practically retired
from society, and recently, when the
man was dying from consumption at
Philsdelphia, went on, brought him
home, and married him two days before
bis death. Among his effects was
found "a tear-blotted record, showing
that the girl had sent HIM, at various
times during his theatrical career, 5000.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16
HUMOROUS.

YOUNG gentleman, who is very par. ~.
t;cnIsr about the getting up OF NE
linen, wrote note to his laundress, S,ac, an
at the same time sent one to the oolec'
of his affections. Unfortunately ne
nnt the wrong address on the envelopes
and posted them. The woman w,sS.
puzzled, but not in the least on9auu, 9s noI
but when the young lady read: II you
rumple up my shirt bosoms ana oras
the button off the collar anymore As
you did last time, shall have 10 80
Somewhere else. She cried all tine
evening and declared she would never
speak to Kim again.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Now, little Marie" said a French
lady to her godchild. as they passed a
confectioner's shop in which q wealth
of sweetmeats was displayed, "shall 1
give You Faith, Hope and Charity In
chocolate?" Marie reflected for a
moment and then rose to the occasion.
"Merct C1ere nlarraine, but / should
like the Twelve Apostles, because they
will be more to eat.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

As to serving the Lord with cold
hearts and drowsy souls, there has
been too much OF it; and 1t causes re-
ligion to wither. Men ride stays when
they hunt for gain. and snails when
they are on the road to heaven. Preach
ers 60 on see-sawing, droning and
prosIng, and the people fall to yawning
and folding their arms, and then say
that God is Withholding his blessing.
Every sluggsrd. when he finds himself
enlisted in the ragged regiment, blames
his luck, and some churches have
learned the same wicked trick. be-
lieve that when Paul plants and Apol-
los waters, God gives the increase; and
1 have no patience with those who
throw the blame on God, when it be-
longs to themselves.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

A CONSIDERABLE husband: Not long
since one of the Schaumburg girls
married q man who was celebrated for
his poverty and other bad habits. Yes
terday Gilhooly met Nose Schaumburg
on Austin avenue and asked him how
his married daughter was coming on.
she wash doing fine. Her huspaad
wash SO kind. He schoosrs puys her
every dings she wants. He wash so
goot init her. He schoosts puys her
ebery dings." 'I am glad that he is
SO consIderate." "Vell, L wasn't
glad dot he wash so kind NIT my dsr-
ter" "Why not?" ''Pecause all de
pills wash sent to me to be paid. l
Wish he would pc 3 little more rough
NIT her. He wash too kind NIT my
money"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

'Ts he not coming, Myrtle?" III
guess not" Is the girls reply. DO
you regret his absence, my child?" 81
do, mother, how deeply you can meyer
know. de was good for two boxes of
candy per week. But he has gone
from me forever"-and, bursting into
a storm of sobs, the girl cast herself
passionately on q fauteuii and began
reading the NelO York Ledger.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

ADErRorr lady with heart iun VI
charity towards the poor receiVea
call few days since to visit an o.a
man in the eastern part OF the ci.y
vino was represented 10 be greatly II
need Of nourishing food. She found =
poyerty-stricken family IN neeo oi
relief. and as she was taking her ae.
parture from the house she said 20 me
woman: -. Il,
"What can l send you that VIII
please the old mans appetite"
.sWen. he's all the time talking
about quail on toast" was the reply.
The lady went out with dim sus-
picion in her mind that she had fallen
in with a very particular family, but IN
the middle of the next block she was
overtaksn by the woman, who mao
run after her TO say:
1--WE don't want to put you 70 any
great trouble about this. IL 1t Ism
handy to send quail on toast you can
send him quail on mince pie or sweet
cake and we'll coax him to put up with
irI'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

FRUIT CAKR-This Is not only an
excellent cake, but is light and diges-
tible: Three cups of sugar, five OF
-four, two of milk, two Of butter or
lard, seven eggs, three teaspoonfuls
baking powder, one pound rsisins, one
half pound citron or sandied lemon
one-haf pound of English currants or
figs; spices. This will make three
cakes. Bake one and one-hsH hours.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

COMMON baking soda is the best Of
all remedies in cases of soslds and
burns. II may be used on the surface
of the burned place, either dry or wet.
When applied promptly, the sense OF
relief is magical. 1t seems to with
draw the heat and with it the pain,
and the healing process soon COM
mences. 1t is the best application for
eruptions caused by poisonous ivy and
other poisonous plants. as also for
bites and stings of insects.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

The building of the Universal E1hi-
bition at Antwerp will be open in 1885,
and will cover ten hectares, and the park
surrounding it about twelve hectares.
When the display of exhibits is at an
end, the contractors undertake to re-
move all the building material and leave
the space tree The structure will face
the Avenue du Sud.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

GETTING it down fine: The German
composer who was conducting one OF
his oyertures. As the horns played too
loud he told them repeatedly to play
softer, and softer they played each
time. At the fourth repetition. with
knowing wink at each other, they put
their instruments to their lips but did
not blow at all. The conductor nodded
approvingly: every good, indeed.
Now one shade softer and you'll have
it"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

BOARDING. house Joke: ST declared
exclaimed Fogg at the dinner table to-
day, ''rhls Is the most affectionate pie
I ever saw" "Atfectionate piey'
cried everyone at the table. including
the landIady. "Yes," said Fogg; 1.-THE
upper and lower crusts are SO con-
founded affectionate that they couldn't
get anything between them"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

The hostility of sin is less to be
feared than the Indifference of sin. 1t
is not the ''hot water" of our parishes
which We have reason to fear. it is the
lead. Infrmity of the Iachrymal
glands is not numbered among the
Christian graces. Cultivate strength
of nerve rather than deiicacy Of nerve.
Use tonics, study mathematics, take
the fresh air, take to the saddle-any-
thing rather than chronic tsarG
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Cactus CULTIvATIos.-The soil for
cactuses should be q rich turfy loan
After the let of May they may be planted
out, especially the smaller, finer ones,
in cold frames set facing the south.
Give taem no water for two or three
weeks. Remove the frame during pleas
ant weather, but not during the night
OF a wet day. They should not be left
out too long in the all; about September
1st they should be lifted and repotted
and put under cover, but the rougher
opuntias may be left out later. Csctuses
may be propagated by seeds or by Off
shoots and cuttings. In case the cactus
begins to decay cut out the affected
spst unless the rot has penetrated to the
centre of the plant; cut off the top or
sound portion and after several months
drying it will be likely to root and grow.
Cultivated cactuses are subject to the
attacks of the red spider, thrips and
mealy bugs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

When you visit or leave New YORK City, s-o1 ~,
Raggage Expressage and Carriage Hire, and stop
AZ me Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand zen
Ial Depot .os, of one
million dollars. reduced TO 81 anu uPnA ~, ~
Jay Enronean Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
SUPPLIED with the best Horse cars, stages anu
eleyaiei railroad TO all depots- Families can I'VE W.;
better for less money Al Inc utahu onon H"'N
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

When we say this thing or that thing
is mystery, according to the form OF
our speech We seem to affirm some
thing of it; but, IN truth, the PROPOSE
ton Is not affirmative with respect to
the thing, but negative with respect to
ourselves, for when we say this thing
is a mystery, of the thing we say moth
ing, but of ourselves We say that We do
not comprehend It.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

To Cook RICE-To cook rice so
that the grains will be whole and ten
der, wash Ii In cold water until the
water looks clear, then cook it rapidly
in boiling water for fifteen minutes,
after which drain and put In the COW
cred saucepan on the back Of the stove
to steam until the grains crack open
and are tender, which will be about
fifteen minutes longer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

IT is surprise that farmers near large
cities do not grow more vegetable for
ci.y markets. A farmer who grew a
large patch of carrots in his garden sold
them at the rate of $500 per acre. The
land was rich, but 1t will pay to make
the soil rich to obtain such results.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

A PRETTY hall corner is easily made
by the help of carpenter. Corner
shelves may be fitted into either side
opposite the entrance, and serve to
hold an ornamental pot with creeping
plant or a bowl with goldfish. Such
a niche, if prettily draped, could be a
very great help in frightening up the
hallway, which is apt. in small houses,
to be gloomy and depressing in effect.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

A NOVEL decoration for the mantel
consists Of curtain about half yard
long, suspended from rings upon q
small brass pole, and separated in The
centre. A small piece of mirror fastened
against the wall in the centre shows
when the curtains thus formed are
drawn aside, and is at once novel and
attractive.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

"ExcUsE me, Miss Mallory, but may
1 inquire what this arrangement means
that you have hung up on the kitchen
waIlP' "Oh, that sure an it's q dado
nam, and Just wait till you see The
beautiful payeoek's feather III be after
hanging above the dure. It's issthetic
l am, nam, If you plaze, and my yaI-
lery greenery young mans comm
here to take tay wild me this evening. F"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

THERE are in the state many thou
sands OF acres of low land covered with
small wood, that if cleared up would
make the best OF grass land, and would
pay the farmer to do 1t. much better
than.to work on stony hills and ele-
waited plains, which have been culti-
waited so long that the humus of the
soil is nearly exhausted; better let
such land come up to wood, and clear
tho low lands for cultivation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Smoking According to the Journal
of Medicine, OF Brussels, if the normal
temperature of mankind were 1000, that
of moderate smoker would be repre-
septed by zoos. and the normal pulse
under like circumstances would incre ase
to 110S. The heart is overworked to
Just the extent represented by the latter
figure.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Internal Machines.-A Frenohman
has suggested the following method Of
detecting internal machines. All lug
gage to be placed on wooden tables sup
ported by iron feet, but nailed to them.
A microphOne to be placed on each of the
tables, when any ticking or other noise
proceeding from the luggage would at
once become audible.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

COLD PIE FOR PICNIo.-Boil chicken
OF rabbit and cut the flesh ss thin as
possible. Then boil two ounces OF
macaroni, the same quantity OF Par
mesan cheese grated, little finely
chopped parsley, half a pint OF cream,
some pepper and salt. Line basin with
a good paste sprinkled with vermicelii,
bake an hour, and serve with or with.
out a brown sauce. Cold poultry or
game may be used instead of something
purposely cooked.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

ABOUT FATTENNd CATTIE-Feed
them as much as they Will eat up clean,
In buildings have warmth with ventila-
ton; q cold atmosphere will cause them
to consume more food simply to keep
up animal heat to the detriment Of lay
ing on of fat. Curry them daily. Give
good food only; it requires three days
of good food to make up for one day of
bad feed. The fater the fattening the
more profit. Give the growing animal
intended tor beef little exercise daily
to promote muscle and strength of con-
stltution. In feeding grain to mature
cattle q good rule is to give pound to
each hundred of their weight. Full
rumps, fanks, shoulder, VEN and eye
are external evidences of prime quality
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Clouds.-The height and velocity Of
clouds may be determined by means OF
photography. Two cameras are placed
600 feet apart and provided with insta-
ntaneous shutters, which are released by
electricity at the same moment. The
angle of inclination of the cameras and
the position of the cloud as photographed
are thus obtained, and simple trigono-
metrical operations give the height and
distance from those data.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

RICE PUDDING WITHOUT EeGs.-Two
quarts of milk, half teacup of rIce, q
little less than teacup of sugar, the
same quantity of raisins, a teaspoonful
Of cinnamon; wash the rice and put it
with the other Ingredients into the
milk; bake rather slowly from two to
three hours; stir two or three times the
first hour of baking.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

TIE value of the farms in this country
is nearly double that of the railroads
or the manufacturers, without includ-
ing the value of either stock or build
ing, and yet how little influence the
farming classes command In the legis-
Iatlon of the nation. The time is fast
approaching when it will be necessary
for the people who own the country to
have some voice in its government, and
not permit the lawyers, the ofice-seek-
ers, the political rings and the railway
kings to scoop in all the honors, profits
and privileges under the thin guise of
devotion to the interests of the dear
people.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

COMMON fishing cord is used now for
coarse crochet instead of Macrsme
lace. 1t is less clumsy to work with
and equally effective. Crocheted with
large needles and left with heavy fringe,
it serves admirably as bordering for
little tables covered with cloth or plush.
Hand bags are also made OF 1t,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

THOSE horrid pugilists: "How bru-
taIr' exclaimed Miss FItzioy as she
finished reading about the Sullivan
Ryan prize fight. '-Oh, yes, indeed,
it is a most debasing exhibition OF the
depravity of human nature, remarked
Mr.. Gosoftly, who had called to pass
the evening. P. S.-He had lost nj
teen dollars by betting on Ryan.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

From determinations made OF the
proportion OF caroonic acid present in
the atmosphere at Cape Horn, as effected
by the members of the French Mission,
it appears that the quantity Of that gas
there is only about .56 m 10. 200 vol
umes of air, as compared with 2, "a the
average quantity in the atmosphere over
EurOna
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Losa woods require protection from a
rain storm, although the weather may
not be very cold. They are easily
chilled by rain that would not trouble
a Southdown or a Merino. An open
shed in the field will be sufficient, ex-
cept In very cold weather.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16
Wise saws.

Dryden SAYS: "None but the brave de-
serve the falr;" MEN are but children cf
larger growth" and Through thick
and thIn;' When Greeks JON Greeks then
was the tug of war. ."-Nathaniel Lee
1892. Carooline, the only petroleum
hair renewer, known the world over in
1888
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

Paper, Not Wood.-Germany, it is
stated, now uses paper instead Of wood
In the manufacture of lead pencils.
The paper is stepped In an adhesive lIq-
mid and rolled around the cord of lead
10 the required thickness. After drying
It is colored to resemble an ordinary
cedar pencil.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

The best things are nearest; breath
in your nostrils, light in your eyes.
flowers at your feet, duties at your
hand, the path of God just before you.
Then do not grasp at the stars, but do
LIES plain common work as 1t comes,
certain that daily duties and daily
bread are the sweetest things of life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

know of nothing to give unfailing
moral energy to the mind but living
faith In q Being of infinite perfections,
and who is always with rs TO aud,
strengthen, reward. repreve, chasten
and guide to immortality.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

In one week Ely's Cream opened pas
ssge in one nostril through which l had
not breathsd in three years subdued an
Inflammation in my head and throat the
result of Catarrh. o. n. NEIL
LAY, Owego, n. Y. ISee adv.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

The tender, luscious mutton of the
English is not attributable to their cooler
climate alone, but to the turnIp; and we
may add, other succulent roots on which
the sheep are fed and fattened for the
butcher.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

ITALIAN patriotism: One day last week
an italian organ grinder made as much
as IS. Notwithstanding the popular
character of the melodies which his
instrument hurled upoa the timid,
shrinking air. He had put his monkey
in mourning for Garibaldi.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

The old In religion dies out, the old
error, the old dispensation, the old
superstition, but not the old religion.
This is forever new and forever fresh.
For this there is no decline, no decay;
for it is the life of God In the soul,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

For ten or twelve years have been Sc
verely afflicted with Catarrh. Never be-
fore found such decided relief as from
Ely's Cream Balm. | consider myself
cured. W. Burlington, MechanicsvIlle,
n. Y. Price so cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16
ALucky Kangaroo Hunter,

One of the most daring Kangaroo hun
tiers of Australia, and his stag hounds, were
terribly lacersted by wounded Kangaroo,
on the great sheep rancho of Mr.. Alfred
Hay, Boomanoomans, N. s. W., and were
entirely cured by the use OF st. Jacobs
OIL. Mr.. Fay writes that 1t is the greatest
pain.cure ever introduced for man or beast
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

JUVENILE description: School teacher
johnny, what Is your fathers oc-
cupation?" Johnny-"MumP' Teacher
-"What does your father do for a
living; what Is his trader" johnny
Father calls himself q carpenter,
mum, but Uncle John says he Is a
iackass at all trades"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16
Remarkable escape.

John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind, had very
narrow escape from death. This is his own
story: zone year ago L was in the last
stages Of consumption. Our best physi-
clans gave my case up. 1 finally got so low
that our doctor said could not live twenty
four hours. Ny friends then purchased
bottle Of DR.. VIM. Halls Balsam for the
Lungs, which benefited NE. 1 continued
until am now in perfect health, having
used no other medicine
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

PRESSED BEEF.-Bol beef OF any
good kind till the bones fall out; pick
it over carefully, removing all gristle,
chop 1t fine, season with salt and such
herbs as taste suggests, press in pan
with heavy weight. When cold cut
In slices and serve.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1884-07-16

The class group: Photographer.
Now, gentlemen, 1 must ask you not
20 look full at the camera. You will
make a much better picture If you will
look In different directions. Now, you,
sir, you are looking little full"