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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

A member of fashionable congre-
CATION called at a music store and in
quired: Have you the notes of a piece
called the Song Of Solomon?' " add
ing, "Our pastor referred to it as an
esquisite gem, and my wife would like
to learn to play it."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

There seems to be kind of Sher-
man boom starting, in the Presiden-
tial race. The greeting of deluge
which the Ohio River sent to the SOL
id South, in February, may be typical
of a grander deluge in November.
Who knows?
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

1t is charged that a Chicago sales
man has too many wives. By sim
gular omission the reporter forgot to
tell the exact number which consti-
tutes too many wives for Chicago
mon
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

An Ohio Southern freight train ran
through trip the other day without
jumping the track, and the crew sadly
concluded that something must be
wrong.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

That Cincinnati jury doubtless
thought it too rough to deprive the
young murderer Of the means of ply
ing his vocation-when he was just
getting his hand in.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

A young compositor out West has
gotten into serious trouble by getting
in a wrong letter. In describing a
theatrical performance where miss
- appeared in the character Of a
dude" the luckless compositor got it
"Miss - appeared in the character
of a nude!" The bare thought of
such thing aroused feeling of IN
disguised Indignation.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

A Cincinnati paper suggests that
Chicago have reunion of the "Grand
Army of Unhung Murderers." Which
Convention does he mean?
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

The newspapers are accusing Inger-
soil of changing his views with re-
gard to future state Of existence.
Well, fellow can't commence some
things too soon.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

When it comes to trimming up a
front yard, cow can do more in five
minutes than the most experienced
gardener would in two hours.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

"How do you pronounce 's-t-i-n-
g-y?" asked the teacher Of the Ounce
of the class. The boy replied: at
depends good deal on whether the
word refers to person or bee"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

"Ain't that a lovely critter, John?"
said Jerusha, as they stopped opposite
the leopard's cage "Wall, yes" said
John, "but he's dre!fully freckled,
amt hep"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

"Fitz-John Porter was a splendid
General-just the man for the place"
says the Rebel officer.
This is splendid gooser" said the
fox, as he licked his chops exultantly.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

Mamma" asked the two fond
daughters, can't we have anything we
want?" 'Yes, my dears; but be care
full and don't want anything you can't
have"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

General Butler has resolved never
to smoke again in this world. His in
tentions as to what he will do in the
next are not so we'll known.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

"Can you give me a bite or two?"
asked a tramp. "Certainly," replied
the farmer. Here, Tige, Tige"
Never mind" said the tramp, as he
cleared the wall.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

Carlyle wrote. To-day is not yes
terday" 1t was by the utterance Of
such grand truths as these that Car
lyle became famous.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
Dr.J.C.Ayer& Co. , Lowell, Mass
Sold by all Druggists.

AAAa week at home 500 ,s9 Gutfit free: Pay Pay
nnDrequired. Reader, if you want business
~$~at which persons of either sex, young
or old can make great pay all the time they work,
with absolute certainty write for particulars to H.
HALLETT & Co., Portland, Maine. dec6,SSy
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Group. Mothers Tribute.

Croup.-A Mothers Tribute.
'While in the country last winter my little
boy, three years old, was taken i'll with Group;
it seemed as if he would die from strangu-
lation. One of the family suggested the use
of AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL, bottle of
which was always kept in the house. This
was tried in small and frequent doses, and
to our delight in less than half an hour the
little patient was breathing easily. The doc
tor said that the CHERRY PICTORIAL had
saved my darling's life. Can you wonder at
our gratitude? Sincerely yours,
MRS. EMMA GEDNEY.'
159 West 12Sth St., New York, May 16, 1882.
"I have used AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL
in my family for several years, and do not
hesitate to pronounce it the most etfectual
remedy for coughs and colds we have ever
tried. A. j. CRANE.
Lake Crystal, NIinn., March IS, 1882.
"Isutfered for eight years from Bronchitis,
and after trying many remedies with no sue
cess, was cured by the use of AYERS CHER
RY PECTORAL. JOSEPH w WALDEN"
Byhalia, Miss, April 5, 1882.
al cannot say enough in praise of AYERS
CHERRY PECTORAL, believing as | do that
but for its use / should long since have died
from lung troubles +. BEAGDoN."
Palestine, Texas, April %, 1882.
No case of an affection of the throat or
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use of AYERS CHERRY PECToRAL,
and it will aE,cayS cure when the disease Is
not already beyond the control of medicine.
PREPARED BY
Dr.. C. Aver & Co. ., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

An office-seeker over in Indiana &C
complished great feat-de-feat.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03


diseases from which they, have suffered in.
ed testimonials, every one OF which is q pos
tive fact.
CHELSEA, VT, Feb. "a, 1879.
MEssRs. C. !. HOOD & Co, Lowell, Mass:
The 9Th day OF last June was taken sick
with a swelling on my right foot, and with an
awful pain. The swelling went all over me.
My face was swelled so that could with diff
fculty see out OF my eyes, and / broke out
over the whole surface of my body; my right
foot up to my knee was one raw, itching
mass, and my ankle and foot so lame and
sore could not step on it, and it would run
In this condition Mr.. w. F. Hood (of the firm
of A. r. Hood & Son, druggists, of this TOWN.,
handed me a bottle of HOODS SARsAPARIL-
La, and told me to take it. l did SO, and by
it was doing me good. 1 have since taken
five bottles more. After had taken three
bottles my soreness began to leave me, and
have been growing better every day, SO
l have no soreness in my ankle and it has
healed all up, and does not run at all. owe
my recovery to your Sarsaparilla. L wrltd
this to let you know that think it deserves
the confidence of the public, especially those
who are troubled with humors.
Yours most truly,
JOSIAH PITKIN.
P. S. Every person that saw me said that
i never would get over my lamenesS without
tEHng having = a. running nng sore on my ankle; but
Mother SarsaparilIah has such sharpening
effect upon the appetite. No other prepa,
ration tones and strengthens the digestive
organs like HOODS SARsAPARILLA.
Price one dollar, or six bottles for five doL
lars. Prepared only by C. ]. HOOD s. CO.
ApothecarieS. Lowell. Mass
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
DIXIE, WALLA WALLA, Co., W. T.
March, -, 1884,
Yours,
G.. W. HARRIS.

March, IL, 1854.
Friend Mackley:
Memory still reverts to my old
home and it's cherished scenes, and
with due reverence to scenes Of my
youth, and the many friends in Ohio
from whom [ have been separated for
the past eleven months.
This is a good country for vegeta-
bles. The principal grain is wheat,
outs and barley. Wheat averages 25
to IS per acre. Barley the same.
Oats average 80 to so bu. per acre.
Potatoes will average Is to 80 bu. per
acre. We are living on one Eli Roses
place. He raised 5000 bushels of
wheat. l am living with my half
brother, William Fairens.
We have had very pleasant win
ter We crossed the plains last sum-
mer, and we were 8 months, 2 weeks
and 3 days. We saw great many
Indians, but had no trouble however.
We saw a great many antelopes and
deer.
Enclose 25c for the Standard, and
sc for the extra Of the Jones boys.
With best wishes for your own and
the peoples prosperity in Jackson
county, | am
Respectfully yours,
CHARLES POWERS.
P. S. We can not do without
w / .
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03

A "base" fabrication-patching the
seat of boys trousers.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
A Terrible Cough Cured.

"In 1857 took severe cold, which affected
my lungs. l had q terrible cough, and passed
gave me up. I tried AYERS CHERRY Pee
ToRAL which relieved my lungs, induced
sleep, and afforded me the rest necessary
continued use of the PICTORIAL a perma-
nent cure was effected. / am now 62 years
old, hale and hearty, and am satisfied your
CHERRY PECToRAL saved me.
HORACE FAIRBRoTHER."
Rockingham VT. July Is, 1852.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
AYERS
Cherry Pectoral.

No other complaints are so insidious in their
attack as those affecting the throat and lungs:
none so trified with by the majority of suffer-
ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from triaing or unconscious ex-
posure, is often but the beginning of fatal
sickness. AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL has
well proven its efficacy in forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, and should be
taken in all cases without delay.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
Notice..

The undersigned has been appointed by the Probate
Court of jackson County Ohio, Executor the estate
of Thomas NJ. Morgan, deceased. late of Madison
Township, in said county. JOHN MORGAN.
March q, 1883. 3w
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Respectfully yours,

P. S. We can not do without
your Standard. We are gladder to
get it than letter, for it gives more
news than half dozen letters
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
HOODS
SARSAPARILLA

Has decided" claims upon the public. This
is positively proven by the immense good it
has done to those who have been cured Of
diseases from which they have suffered in.
tenSely for years, as verified by the publish
tive fact,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1884-04-03
From West Virginia.

S. P. BUsLER.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22
rOOTLItiAr FLASHES.

wsxaha ACHE Is getting ready TO laugh at
@. B. Bishop.
Charles Benton leaves to-day for Austin
and San Antonio.
Rose Michcln will be produced here by
Miss Rose Eytinge shortly.
The Tourists plBy in San Antonio TO.
morrow night.
Mr.. LIE Bras.e, the agent OF Rose
Eytinge, IL expected in the city to-day.
The regular theatrical season will close
with this month.
Two theatrical com panies contemplate
passing through the state in April.
@ b. Bishop will play widow Bedo.t"
In Clsburne tonight.
1t m rumored that a new opera-house 10
TO be built in Galveston, located on the
ground floor, and TO eurpsss In elegance ell
others in the state. Mr. Benton IL the prob
able manager.
a benefit for Mrs. Benton Ia now on
t.pis. She deserves IL, all play-goers know
thai, who have been delighted by the
bright. unique and stylish stage furniture
she b 40 invented this season. The benefit
will be played by frst-class com pany.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22
THE SUPREME COURT AND MONEY.

We do no. want fiat money" in this
country. Toe people do not want every
piece Of paper OF the government, or any
piece of the governments paper. q. the
will OF congress, stamped with legal ten.
der quality. The thorough manner in
which the greenbsck party was set down
on by the voters within the United States
few years ago, unmistskabiy indicated
the driit Of pablo sentiment towards q
sclid basis when the question Of money is
M. There may be circulating medium
Of paper. with certain chsr.cterissics that
render It m ,ney for I'll practical purposes.
but money Itself must be god and silver,
The universal money. Let money have lite
.tys, ia substitute, paptr. but
i've 10 the latter its value not by declaring
b. an arbitrary sci Of congress thst the Pc
e is money and good for eli debts.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

ent evidence today OF q large shipping
novrment out ofthe city seen In number
oi months. II was reported at noon that
N CQl cars hA1 been contracted for 10 carry
wheat corn ana oats alone, ard that q
large number were haing loaded. Tho 70.
duneon hHd W. ef-c. also ON change, An
tlcip.ting advances IN vsluer, the short In
tnrglt old hpryiy duuug the openiog
honr aud prices dscllred Tor wheat ann
corn, instead OF advancing.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22
DIED.

At a late hour last night the HKRALD
learned the sad fact nat Mrs. X. w. Gold.
thwaite, reject Of the late II. w. Gold
thwsite, one Of the most eminent lawyers
AZ the Dallas bar, Yves dead. She wac q
m ,st estim able lady, intelligent, sccom.
pslshed, lovsbls aud true woman. II was
too late an hour when.the HERALD received
the solemn, sad news to give a more ex-
tended notice than this.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

How terribly tirel one gets after wsding
through The star route slush. now being
poured out in SrRIEeEs's committee room.
Perhaps our children, or II not, their child
drep's children will hear the last OF the
hinge national farce.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

MADRID, March 2l.-rhe threat OF the
Frencn government 10 gend q m litsry force
mo the iittn republic OF Andorra. IA cAse
French demands are rejected, rouges indig
n it,on here. Spain wi u regard the entry OF
French gendarmes into ADdorra W bresch
OF international law.
ITALY's NEW CABINET.
Rome, March 2l--Kins Humbprt will
probably ( How the advice of principal
politicians and appoint Depretes prime
minister Il the cabinet, who resigned yes
terday, TO farm new csbinet. Nance.
who vas minister of inreign affairs, md
Msgl!sni. Dinister Of finance ia the last
cabinet, will enter the new one.
Wallace Kicks.
CoEsrANrrEoPLx. March Fl. - United
States Minister Wsllsca has had en- audi.
ence with the sultan, in the course OF WI ich
he con planned OF the grand vizier's con-
duct In refusing to zee him.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

BLAINE says Of BUCHANAN: His fame
would have been more envisble IL he had
never been elevated TO the presidency"
History msy repeat itself In the person Of
the historian.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

TIE proceedings ofthe Mississippi valley
sanitary convention, now In session at
Memphis. will be watched with much In.
terest by the south. 1t shoped that much
practical good will be evolved from the dis
cuasIons.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

FRANcE's threa. to send an armed force
into that little but Oldest republic Of modern
{ mes, Andorra, will be received by the
civilized world with an emphatic faugb! It's
Just like big lub oefly lad attempting TO
wrest top from his four-year-eld brother
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

The Kansas Legislature is to be com
mended for its prompt action as to the sup
preston of the cattle plague. Should the
calamity ever befsl Texas, our legislators
will have an excslent precedent.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

"THE stocknan's ball Is the greatest
social sensation that has occurred In Texas
Tor years. Nobody swss killed."-[Inter
Ocean. Chicago reporters we're warned not
IN sttend
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

Government. stroug and is u Id higher,
except for per oeDts., which are uu-
changed.
Railroads strong; Northern Pacific frsls
advanced 30 1902 and req tai Go l0l l2
rexas g. Pacific Rios roae 20 70 3 s snc Can
ada Souih eoconds 10 SO.
Stocks opened lower On the reduction OF
freight rates OF 8 cents per 100 pounds on
Grain, provisions. etc, ~ Commissioner
Fink. The decline in prices ranged from
IS 20 5S per oeot., Trunk Line shares lead
INK the downward movement. Aher II
o'clock tair indnry for Oregon
" TtrnnsconiinentHl and Northern
PacidOs set in, Oregon advancing ],
Northern Pacific lf and preferred | 4. Tao
improvement IN the general list ives irac-
tioual. The market was quiet except for
Nor born Pacific aud Oregon Il Tfsnscouti-
mental shares. In the afternoon NJ YVES re
porsel from Boston that Tho Union Pacific
aud Cniu-go, Burlington 81 Quincy had met
opi iQurned without action. Thls
n' l4 was construed rs uufavora
hl ard the market fell OIL is TO rs
pf crat Pacific Msu, Nor bwest, Bscks.
Wanga Denver ana Union Pacific were the,
.aalNs,. Near the UloFo 10 was learned
that The adjournment o. tho railway con-
ference at BostOu was due 10 tho absence Of
Prssiden Potter OF tho Chicago, BurlinP-
Ton Quincy. AnJiher meeting has been
called i0f next week. This created q stead
Ter ioollug, and the market closed firm
with o fractional rally in prices.
com pared with last nights closing prices
re dOTn is 10 / 8 4 per cent, except ior
Kunsss& Texas, Wabash. Orognn d Trans
sentimental, which are Is TO IL ptr cert.
higher. Canadian Pscino and Northern
Prcilic are unchanged. ChesapeaFe &
Ohio firm; preferred rose ] 3D. Lnui
Wills, Nav Albany & Chicago, MOBILE
& Ohio, Ia; Oregon Short Line, / is ard
st. Louis IL San Francisco, 81 OHIO &
NJ ssissippi declined 3-s, auo Richmond &
,snyile IL. The president OF tho Ore
gon Railway q Navigation company snvs
his compspy has negotiated for $4,000 co.,
which will give them money to proceed at
once add finish their line to Huntington
Junction, on the Oregon Short Line rail-
way, and ,h.t they will push II as rapidly
as possible. Transactions, 202 COO shares.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22
CONSOLIDATE THE CATTLE INTER.
rsTs ATIHE CITY OF DALLAS.

All business men and citizsns Of Dallas
uhe wish n consoli1ste tbs cattle interests
of North Texas tere ere requested 10 meet
a. The Msrchants' Exchange 1t 5 o'clock
this D. m. Come without fail.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

AN owl measuring four feet and two
inche. from tip TO tip was recently cap
tured in franklin county, Georgia. Owl
that do , stun the rural press with
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

Tur continued illness of Me-. FaRLrr,
Senator from California, is due TO his
orner use OF hair dye. He Is sort Of
housekeeping celebrity as 1t were.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

HENRI BpoTr proposes to feed tbs gen.
nine starving Of New York on alt-rn.te
dsy. Of the week. We hope M. AsBorfs
psrtsy ss big a. nis hssrt.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

A CHILD STEALING tramp is scattering
constsrna:ion 10 Georgia. He will eventu-
ally travel into the oreit Of shotgun.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

6oxs byslandsr SHOULD always turn the
other barrel loose on the man who didn't
know 1t was loaded.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

Jos MuLuArroH wll learn something to
his advantage by addressing the chsirman
OF the national republican committees.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

rar dsrk horses will never emerge from
ths Cimmsrisu depths Of their stables TO
race over the Texas eubernatorisl courss.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

II the democrats took their tariff 30
straight a. they do their whisky, the out
look would be brighter.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

Farp DOUGLASS has come out for LOGAN.
This IL the last sad write OF deceased
presidential candidate.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

IA LIVING COW can't compete with the
dead hog Aus NOT. butter that eleams on
TIE boardine-bouse table.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

Bos. SIMON CAKrRos recently celebrated
his s5ih birthday at the pleasant villa Of
Florida gentleman.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

NV Yony March n Money, ! l-2 10
2; primo mercantile pnpcr % D l-2i
sterling exchange, b. H.. lrmi As7i sight,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

The Pumed Kuisht mss an instructive
aversion to the Mulliean Guards.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

JOHN KELLY IL suspected OF boing the
bansbee OF the democracy.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

TnE prooEreadsr IS a stylish sort OF fel-
low. Ask the printer II he isn't.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

BISMARCK has been trying to put Prussian
stripes on our SARGENT.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-22

THs rosd to the White House is paved
only part of the wsy with good intentions.