National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-05-20
WHAT THEY SAY.
Comment, Wisc and Otherwise, OF tho
Newspapers OF che Land.
WING AWAY THE CLEVELAND BUREAU.

ANN"hhuNNEh VI Nhb
GIVING AWAY THE CLEVELAND BUREAU.
Atlanta Constuliion.
We are beginning TO receive marked papers
containing genial notices Of Gov Grover
Cleveland. We have perused these notices
with considerable interest aud our conolu-
sion Is that Mr.. Cleveland will be good
second choice after Mr.. Tilden. Such
compliment as this ought to be regarded as n
boom.
A DISEASE, NOT uABGT.
ARaata Constitution.
Scald tho puppy that sleeps under the
stove and he won't come back any more. but
some othor puppy will slip in and snoozo in
the nico warm place until the operation is
repeated. 10 ali intonts and purposes Wall
street is under tho stove. Seven or eight
years from now the sealding process will have
to be repeated. Speculation is not habit;
it is a disease.
TWO LETTERS
UU'tdmspon Brcdtfdst Tube
Dear Hubby-Please send by money order
$50. Iwant to cot a dress. GENEvIEvE.
p. 81 had almost forgotten to send my
love. Your little wiley, G..
Dear GCnevievc-t send you my undying,
best love. Your husband, CHARLES.
p. 81 had almost forgot to say that
can't send tho $50. With kiss, CHARLES.
RUIN STARING THEM IN THE FACE.
81. Louie Republican.
A Chinese doctor was refused permission
by tho New York board of health to register
as practicing physician, though no exhib-
tied q diploma given him by an oriental
medical college that had been in good stand
ing some thousands of years, 1t turned out
that ono Of his rules of practice was to take
no pay unlosS he cured his patient. Such an
innovation was looked on as irregular.
TIME TO GO SLOW.
UoR Stred Net0s
We must prepare to get up in the morning
and read accounts of dofalcations and the
casting of railroads into the hands of re-
ceivcIs. All Of tho banks and trust compa.
mics that have been playing fast and loose IN
regard to tho stuff money was lent on have
not been weodod out, nor does the spectacle
of the united banks Of New York taking
burst brother and holding him up by The
trousers band restore confidence nor invite
admiration. 1t is time TO go very slow and
use great discrimination.
DIET or EAST WIND.
Buriinaton HlloItye,
Considerable excitement was caused IL
Philadelphia one day last week by rumo
that tho Keoly motor was able to stand alone
| Investigation, however, revealed tho reas
surfing fact that il was leaning up against tn
wall in tho corner while the great invento
was feeding 1t stock out OF large, stronl
basket.
RIGHT YOU ARE,
Boston Globe.
The people at large don't caro- how man.
of these stock gamblers go to tho wall. ]
they would all burst legitimate trade woult
increase.
THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.
Memphis Appcal
New York accuses Chicago of speculatin
wildly in products. Chicago, according
the Nctrs, rotorts by accusing New York O
specializing wildly in stocks. In the mean
time the suffering public exclaim, as di
Mercutio, wounded TO his death, "a plagu
o. both your houses"
CRUSHING a BROTHER DEMOCRAT.
Omaha Herald.
II the Washington Post continues in IL
mad career the District Of Columbia may nc
cast its electoral vote for the Democrat
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