Smyrna times., 1884-06-04
WHOLE NO. l,5 O8.
Here and Elsewhere.
The clam is a spoiled OYSTER.

81 y AS0'iHS HOW OH Jn2lr rs.
Water cress for tea lessons the heat.
Custer, Dakota Territory, has found
cities ~" - 'H'
:, 1t will soon be peaches and shiney
footed. , '"' 9
florists. - '0'
real estate. ''''''' VI
No machine has yet been devised to
pick cotton. ~
Sea anemones have all the colors of
the rainbow.
We can sleep these nights like
brick house.
Sea coast tOwage is being experiment
ed with now.
Soda water fountains sweat now
with the cold.
Often Cinnamon lose their heads for
nothing-we don't.
Sand feas make the Southern
beaches unbearable.
\ fortune awaits the utilizing Of
waste wool products
Tourists are trying to preserve the
Adirondack forests.
Alabama is the rival of PENNSYLVANIA
IN area Of coal lands
Terrapins are worth dollar piece
in their muddy beds.
Night-blooming cereus show new
carpets to advantage
New charts are being made for the
straits of Sunda, Java
Centrifugal honey extractors make
less work for the bees
Pittsburg wonders what brings so
many emigrants there
Base ball playing is taking the place
OF bull fighting in Cuba
Capt. Eads ship railway across the
lsthmus is still talked of.
The range lights of the Delaware
are the best in the world
Every Summer wreckers dredge for
lost anchors ut Lewes. Del.
Turkish baths are now used for sick
horses in London, England.
The pineries of the Northwest are
showing signs Of exhaustion.
Sugar-cured hams are coveted by
the Sons of Ham in Virginia.
The most that Long Island. \. V.
can give visitors is buttermilk.
In the Sweet buy and buy be-
comes apparent after marriage.
Base ballers say that low curved
ball IS almost impossible to hit.
News or other paper wrapped close
ly around celery will bleach it.
The prairie schooner wagon is not
seen so often on the plains now.
The mission grapes of Los Angeles.
Cal. are the finest in the world.
The population of Africa exceeds
: twice that of the two Americas.
Bull frogs are not in favor of Prohi-
! bitiOn, their cry is more rum"
5 4 man in Michigan killed every
= peach tree on his place with salt.
\ ton of petroleum for fuel is equal
to three tons of coal on steamers.
The shores of the lower Delaware
/ are lined with king crabs, egging.
The Dismal Swamp canal in Virginia
; Is infested with huge water snakes.
t 10000 pounds is what future Read
a ing Railroad locomotives will weigh.
; The mountineers of East Tennessee
i love freedom and mOonshine whisky
+ The famous blue grass region of
d Kentucky rests on a strata of calcareOus
= soil
il lie Moyne's crematory, Pa, will
, burn no more bodies sent there here
s after.
r The electric light has been tried sue
, cessfully as head light for locomo-
: tives.
9 The old Iberian canal scheme be-
tween France and Spain is again re-
vivcd.
e NJ. De Lesseps next great work will
e be to make an inland sea of the Sahara
q desert.
Philadelphia is worried over the
y sanitary condition of the schools and
u sewers.
,. Siam wants to trad 9TH us since
l. Barnum gave so mucF :he white
d elephant.
: The Mormon Danites are no lon
g ger terror in the passes of the Utah
u mountains.
1t MuItum in pdrrO much in little) is
n the way Il saloon keeper told the truth
ia on his sign.
e Strikes are bringing the miners of
. West Virginia heavily in debt to the
store keepers.
, Large quantities of button hole
e boquetS are sold every day at the New
It York ferry slips.
- The Guion Company is disposing of
'e their day steamers to be replaced
i with ) day ones.
, We are not so much concerned about
= our northern boundary as we are where
> Clayton will spread to.
r Hygienic institutes for the education
rs of physicians in sanitary matters is
lie being agitateG in the cities.
5. \ lightning cross counter " knock
IN ed Sheriff, "the Prussian," senseless in
Philadelphia the other night.
Then the hedge orange said: Usage
Y. puts thee here little weed, and now
L. more folks calls than have seed.
=" Old stager, chandler crabs suffer
rs agony apparently in becoming soft
c. along the Chesapeake shores now.
y The acqueduct over the Potomac at
~ Georgetown, d. c., was in its day con-
a, sidered marvel of engineering skill.
re As wall fruit peaches thrive best in
5, England, with the trees trailed against
II a WALL our Wall street fruit thrives
"a best suspended.
lie Plenty of old Pennsylvanians in the
n interior still believe that Gen. Jackson
is will hang some of these politicians
Or higher than Haman few his kite.
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