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The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

i61 aefrs ail fenced with wire fence. GOD frauis
heuse ~ story, 6 rooms Kansas stabls. rnlnarr
isH20, buggy she'd, good wells. 100 fruit RES,
leo crap vines, 20 acres broke, A. arns On uheaf
l3 aeres rye. niles from s1lina . frum Bavaria
Prlee 5000 5000 cssh balance oa iinae.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05
Election Notice.

Election Notice.
NOTICE b hereby Eivsn that IN slsetisn viH
~ Be hel1 e. The uilsl piacs % hslilng elections
In Greeley township. on de
slst day Of June, 1884,
f1r ih1 purpass q voting far q srlinsi hondI 10
TIE 1In1lut q eiSo - hulid q bridre n aal1
tosn1hlr ever anc aerou The smoky IN river. a
- ueaI ne paint where The section lire botusen
sections eleFen 1n aud twelve fl9) An ConQraninn-
81 tognship fourteen tit so1th q runFs two on
Eezl s-N Principal Meridian crossls rsld SmGkV
Hill River. Dallotl e nsid election ahsll have
written or printed on ne aarle, "For the Drfdre
bolda,a o. hAEain1t The Eri1go Ecnls.u
Wines ear hands this Srd daT Of June, tssa
MAURICE McAuLIFF, Trustee.
lq-9g. HENRY RO5E MOND, Clsxk
G. THELANDER, Treasurer.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05
iELlTA TlaMAi UNIVERSITY!
SALINA, KANSAS.
Thorough Praeticali Econnmicalt NormsiI
PAIL EEEH, Il vEErs, sEons SEPT :. 1884

salina Is located in the center Of the great wheat
belt Of the vest. and e a beautiful and tapiilv
growing city Of 40 population. No saloons No
saloont No healthier place can BE- foan1 There
j. no better society.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

Farmers all say It has got 10 do thelr ThFsshlne.
W. l. CHILcUTT 4 Sox, Ash Grove. Greene O..
NO, December l6, lsa3.-We think the ReIieriIle
e boss machine The farmers al say ID has rof
70 90 their threshing next season ID fhreshes An
out OF head, separates good, AMI cleans veil ard
eant oe beat for fast threshing. We threshed AZ
bushels u u minutes, and lfi bushes in ~ min
uiea, and GO in one half day. We fhreshed fg :
~ bushels amer the - pulled In The rhed
have run different machines aud if I uag A.
buy hundred they would be he BelleriIle.
-Bellesiiie Separator and Woodbury. Pouer.p
CrEUs MCGOWAN, Wilson. Ellsworth Co Kans
JACOB sAcEMAE, January "a 1ssf
The Bclleyille separator and WOODBURY. Horse
foEer purchased Of Lewis Mayo A Co. Ieaven-
worth, have done splendid work fhreshinr rain
cut With = header cleaner Than any other ma
chine IN this seetlou- Il runs smo5th and nicr
a.sa eifea perfect sstizfsction. Other AGENTS dfd
Al they could bat the armers are well aafisfed
and want rs ne1t season. 70 cleans Perfect
ie-fsa no wheat Ia the had, runs hight. nud u
oy TAR the most perfect thresher IN MS seetion
Please ean and see us before buying. You
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

80 acres al boiioin and zcUuI bottom ZI acrus 10
cultivation ereek sf living Waier running through
the place new frame house ~ story lJK2f good
shed good veil aome fruit sud forasf trees -
miles from Salina and miles from Asszria price
5000 si200 cash bal on time.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

100 acFe farm god houss rooms eood ior sfrtls
i4Ei8 gfz1aEy 1Ei6 scrcs timber orehrrf-591o
frult tres never 1iinE vel - acro5 Hhe4f 80.
an lenced vita heigs beg and cattle tight aIes
syuth o. 81lila au under eulliratfon rice eFoo1
slooo cash haiance years a. spcr esnL
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05
IIs

100 acres frame house rooms l2xIs back bulld-
ing i2x26 good cellar oementsd good wells fplen-
did young orchard d-peaches Gppies and pears -
acres fenced IN pasture - acres On rye 30 acres
oorn land acres young timber stable Iax2f gan
aTy 2lx2l corn crib beg pasture with sheds miles
frD o salina $500
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

- aerel grot 2 story iFans bose G rooms 1os-
sis and cellar hara sar5 igrs6 2 rrsaarier :. 60
~ 80 blsnela each corral cattle theds pig - -
sells e.lieIn ai h1uls as arre of Wherf frh-
sl5s AZ fiees q iIllL An ienced via hei D.
NILS from salina 1900
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

a iUm e leo scfes sod rlons houss rshms
sione stable a2Kff wells rood s1ring 600 A -
tres ye4ra ed ofc1ari-peaches pe1ra 40 rlel
and cne-Ie4 = aefe1 p1sture lelGcd % : tnes
IN g1es iI1i1e gf.nsrg ard hoE pens eie. So =
eash halanee y run yeaFa
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

50 aeres, frame house, rooms. guod cellar. cave
good stable and shed; q GOD orchard go forest
treezi 2 aercs in wheat, small CANARY, good veil
Price $500.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

THE UNIVERSITY REGISTER.
This 9ouraal, devoted 70 Normal and Practical
Educatioai Win be Issued quarterly and viii
aluays eontain fan Information concerning the
UniverSity and its loeation. The subscription
rriee = > cents PER year Send fse cents 10
stGmps for . sample copy.
MIsCELI.AEEOUs
The College year VII Be DIVIDED lnlO four
terms 81 twelve weeks eaoh, oommencing Sep
u and Nay r. 1886.
= he eEst grlduatlng exercises Uin occur July
> 1nd -, lo1s.
An expenses are low. Tuition is $40 per
tern o. twelve ueeks. No Incidental fees. Fur-
niahed roons e 50 cents per week 70 each stu
dent Rooms IN the Collo7s are furnished With
ne necessary furniture lneluding heat and light
Eog1s In private families are funnished COM
pletei net iaeluding heat ana light
Lexi-neoks are rented e 70 per cent Of their
price Students ah0uld bring With them What
eler q teLi-hooks theF nay have
Ter further infosmafi0n, sddren
AtEK. c. HOPKINS. President,
EAGGIA, zA1Tz-
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

2fo acres ~ story house u rooms stables s.
ans broke ls0 toitom land q miles stone iencs
ice house good wells running water 2 acrcs orch
ard walnut timber on tie creek price -, 90.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

81 acras 81 under cullraiisl, IoE hoaae rncnis,
Kaa.as alslae, corr elib, 80 learing iruit
tres hosrf On fnrre afe1 eraeE on cnc Edc fizltef
o. clrek u rr1s % Elgls in irout ef konse
xnd = aiisfren sziias. Priee - pr afrs al
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

- acre farm 2 uilss esst ofsalina s.ary frrns
swelling rooms staels wood she'd several hun-
drgd fruit trees prics siIo0
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05
1873

lee acre farm miles east Of Salina good frame
house Of rO0ms good cellar good eisiern wells
irame Stable 90 acres IN cultivation 70 acres 60
HheEt so bearing apple trees coo belriug Feaeh
tres y acres fenced With hedge and uire pasture
q 9 acrs fenced prizes sTo0 = cash bal IN 2 and
y0E
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

interested ia An Eeeilsuork, Farcy W0rk ana
every bllnrh q amateur AT Forfeiture. Faah-
Ia, Ccokery o. Mutir sho1i Ecni b cents fer ne
current almheI sIRAWBHID9E CLOTH
iAh's QU AhfkRLf, 10 pages. 2 pages new
Address
sFRAWBRIDGEk CLOTHIRR
kiehth apd Market &c. PhIllielphia.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

90 acrgsi story frame house roorns. abouf 90
trees, frame stable i2xi6, corn CRIB 7Efs, = ncras
IN wheat, running water on The rllre. 6 miifn
from saina. Price $500 si2o0 cash balance on
time.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

100 acres Of hne bottom land good ~ story
house lfx2D corn CT ID 8K2t stone stable god
Tela, living water running through the place
leneed on east and west side 50 acres IN cultivation
% acres In wheat. 5000 cash miles from sa-
lima.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

good 160 acrs farm 20 miles east Of salina
irame holle With haseuent Kansas stable 80 aerss
under ruiilyaiiqn all M wheat % acrrs pasture
iencai = nIile Of god hedge god wells. Price
ti5ogsFith0ut crop Or siI10 With crop = cash bal
on th1e.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05
1907

i00 acres seccond bottom 90 acres under culiiFa-
houle iiK11 story. good cellar. GOD we'll Eanssa
sinbla. small granaFy, 20 acres iu pasture fsuced
uith harbed wire 20 bearing fruit trees. q quan-
tiF ol snail fruits o. niles from sallua miles
lroul Gypsum City. miles from Bridgeport. Price
a3eoo $500 casi bal on fimc.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

leo acres Of river bottom land mile uf FiE er and
timber On the place 70 acres broke mllos fr0n Sa
lima. Price $500 dollars
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

A sr,sndd CO acre hrm 20 miles est * sliina
90 acres bottom land 100 gently sloping prairie
~ siUT lame dwelling of l1rI,e rooms and good
cellar ia1-e hErn sad grlnarT cattle she'd ccr-
rah ssasr hiiing wells god young oIehard Of
appAs peakh and cherry trees running water
through tse farm Wainut ash and cottonwood TIM
Der along tse Girt1m 20 acre1 under cuiiiFafiuu
splenita corn and wheat land. Ihls is one Of The
ancst hrlre a. 1aline coanty price $780,
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

81 acres all under cultivation good frame house
Of ave rooms good cellar good stable and gr1nrrT
miles from salina- Price s2oo0 5000 cash 5000
In one year.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

i69aerel 50 acrts broke ail good liable Land. o
miles from saiina- Price fieo 500 oash baisnes
on tine
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

- arrrf. ! uiory frame hanae rsaEll. 60 acre.
hrute. 20 acres in uhcaf. acre1 oi tinker year
oii elala ic g1i arhoal, al god ricurl tllia11s
Price slall Zoo cash hal. 90 time.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

81 rru-,. asa-e If,tfs alGncn illCif. rlli ban,
com arsaa rocd unIf hefra fencr en- rrrrd, 90
asIsl 6 57===.sss isnsoa. PIiss fls'o s-ah-
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

20 acre upland nrm rs acres in Wheat a. neres
prairie- Price $500 sli4 10 run i6 ysaTs % per
cent balance = cash = I years time. 4 miles
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

A eslegsis esnTsniisn Of The Republicans of 5a-
liss eP'a9iy Eans5s gl Be lid IN the eoun
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

liz acreg n unlef cultivation. frame house
isJlo, Epoi Eeiia. 1Q lcres % timber year nld
y ari.l ol Fhaf, 20 acfe1 of o1il soes uith fiar
on iHiz.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

551S aeres Of bottom land = miles ffoa city,
new story fzms house good orchard and good
vel al under cultivation st0oo.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

alt aenls, stone house Ei(ls. 2 good Eeii1. sta
hie lzcl2. grluary lflt o., barn fi.1f, god cor-
ral iur hpEss ereeE runs thr1urh fhr place, a.
a1ref under cultivation, l0 in whc1f. i1l acFrs in
pasture ieueel via harhed uira and colar posts.
80 lrrcs q BE isud isnnt hofiol b1i. aeetond
rote1li lfl apple ircc-, 20 cherry tires sod 60
fcach tfFof. Price $500 Sri10 eish hailnee On
tine.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

u. Fl;s:; s:;., g. Nan. ,Ss Sc Us before suyls You
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

so aerrs caiiie raa1b. 90 acre1 in eunigaiio1,
IiVing aater. miil1 so ol BroekFille, ai1o ttf
riahf % ie0 acre tim5er eiaim, 3 d1iiars per
atfs
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-06-05

80 acrcs, one of she Goea farms Do "a ire
eaurtg. frame h1use gflCil alldifiou IslfHf r1rd
uciil, barn 20 rll gr1nary asCiT. fscoI aruls ard
peaeh orchard. 115 acrs or gr0Hinr uheaf s5
acres soes viii the land 3 " fhF hallnec IN =
olshels % acres corns o. aerci ~ Gals. running
waller 40 ihe year rounl l13 arrrs of pasture rn-
ci a.rg. ei1tnd ffooo0 cash BAL en iiunr.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-05-07
THE NEWS.
Compiled from Late Dispatches.
CONGRESSIONAL

THE Shipping bill was considered in the
Senate on the 30th ult., arguments being made
In favor of the entrance OF ship-building ma
terial free of duty and the admission of
American registry of ships bought abroad.
In the House Joint resolution was passed
authorizing the Secretary OF War, on proper
application. TO loan tents and flags for sol
diers' reanions and TO grant condemned can
non for monumental purposes In Commit.
tee of the Whole on the Tariff bill several
speeches were made.
IN tho Senate on tho LIST bills were favorably
reported for ship canal between Lake Union
and Puget Sound, w. T., and to amend tho
act relating TO the importation of spurious
teas. The Shipping bill was discussed . In
the House the Tariff bill was further consld'
cred and motion TO close the debate on the
9th was adopted.
A RESOLUTION was adopted In tho Senate on
the I'd calling for information as to what ac-
tion had been taken in regard to entries OF
public lands in Colorado by English corpora
tons. The Shipping billwas further discussed.
Adjourned to the 9TH -. In the House the day
was spent in discussing the Tariff bill.
The Senate was not in session on the 3D.. -.
In the House, after prolonged debate, the bill
amending tho Chinese Immigration act was
passed by q vote OF 1Si TO l3. 1t simply en-
phasizcs and extends the operation Of tho old
law.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-05-07
FOREIGN.

vARoNA's band OF insurgents on the
Island Of Cuba hns been defeated and
twelve OF the men captured.
ADvIcEs of tho Cd state that the King Of
Abyssinia had refused to permit Egyptian
troops to enter the Soudan from his do.
minions, and the Anglo Egyptian authori-
ties were greatly embarrassed.
IT was believed by tho London police ON
the I'd that nitro-glycerine had been con-
veyed to England from America in spirit
TASKS.
The Ontario Cabinet on the Cd offered o
reward of one thousand dollars for tho
conviction of the man who laid dynamite
cartridges under the Parliament buildings.
A PLAGUE was raging on the ID in tho
Province Of Bagdad, in Asiatic Turkey.
and sanitary Gordon had been estab-
lished.
ADvIcEs of the I'd from Madrid state
that revolutionary movements were still
causing much alarm, and arrests Of sus-
pected revolutionary sympathizers and
agitators were being made almost hourly,
THE ship Alantlne, of Drammen, Norway,
was wrecked In the northeast gale five
miles east of Wolf Island Station,
Magdalen Islands, few days ago, and
broke up immediately. Nineteen lives
were lost.
LONDON advices of the I'd say that every;
thing was yet safo at Khartoum. Trsdo
would be carried on with tho Mohdi's men
In case Khartoum be taken. Greek mer-
chants were In correspondence with tho
Mehdi with tho view of tho establishment
OF commerce.
THERE were thirteen deaths from yellow
fever at Havana, Cuba, during the week
ended on the 81.
ADvIcEs Of the 4th state that the iron
steamer State Of Florida, en- route from
New York TO Glasgow, was wrecked ro-
Gently. She had thirty.five cabin passen-
gers, but 1t was thought oil had been saved
by other vessels. A sailing vessel picked
up the shipwrecked crew.
THE Empress Anna, widow Of Emperor
Ferdinand w., Of Austria, died a few
days ago at Prague, aged eighty years.
| OWING to the discovery at Moscow OF q
plot to assassinate the Car, the festivities
in honor of the coming Of age Of the Czaro-
witch will be held in ST. Petersburgh.
The High Bluff branch of the Manitoba
Farmers Union adopted resolutions few
days ago calling upon the Provincial
Legislature to petition the Imperial Gov
ernment for the right to become an inde-
pendent British colony, and declaring that
nothing short of FREQ trade. or secession
will satisfy the people of Manitoba.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-05-07
LATER NEWS

Tue National Convention OF Under
writer's will be held at Pittsburgh May IS
and 90. Over two hundred delegates are
.xpectt d 10 be present, representing all the
urge cities Of the country.
THE College Hospital at Peoria, Ill,
was struck by lightning during heavy
torn on the 9th. The building was con-
Asrable damaged and theinmates serious
? shocked, Lucy Taylor, the matron, so
, yerely that doubts were entertained Of
cr recovery.
A CYCLONE struck the cities Of Daven-
port, Ia, and Rock Island, ILL.,, on the 9Th,
duing considerable damage At Davm.
,,ort one person was killed and n number
of others badly injured, and several
buildings loyeled. All the buildings on
40 fair grounds at Rock Island were
.veled and fences blown away; three
houses were demolished and four persons
reported more or less seriously hurt.
TIE National Anti-Monopoly Con-
vsntion is announced to be held nt the
Briggs House, Chicago, May IA.
As the Chicago & Eastern Illinois
suburban train was leaving South Engle.
wood for Chicago on the morning Of tho
5th-a dense fog prevailing-a heavy loco
motive OF the Grand Trunk road, which
leaves The city on the same track, plunged
into the rear train, splitting the last car aud
tslescoping the other two, pinning the
passengers In the broken timbers and food
Ing the interior with steam from the engine
boiler. Henry Wilson, engineer OF the
passenger train, and w. Cookie, OF Eugle-
wood, were probably fatally injured, and
nbout twenty others seriously hurt.
DURING violent hail and rain storm
at Little Rock, Ark, on the 5th shed at
the old fair ground fell on large number
OF convictsemployed In brick making. Ono
guard was killed, another seriously wound
cd, and several convicts injured by falling
tinbers.
MOSES FRALEY, the St. Louis grain
and stock operator, whose suspension was
recently announced, has notified his cred
itors that ho Is prepared 10 settle all his
accounts by paying 100 cents on tho dollar.
Bills were reported favorably in the
Senate on the eth: Granting pension 10 the
widow OF General Judson Fitzpatrick; 10
adopt International regulations TO prevent
collisions at sea: the agricultural appropria.
tiOn bill with amendments. A bill by Mr.
Van wyck, 10 restrict aliens and foreign com.
pnnlcs and corporations In the ownership OF
public land nnd OF any land In Territories
was referred 10 Committee on Public lands
Tho shipping bill was then taken up, and
pending discussion the Senate won't into ca
ccutive aessiou and soon adjourned. d, In the
House q bill was introduced 20 exclude the
public lands of Kansas from the operation ol
laws relating TO mineral lands; referred. Tho
vs.. Pnnl was called up and after a long debate
| tic resolution seating Ofeucl was adopted
\ By strict party vote. Mr.. Laird introduced
bill for the isane OF patents for lnnds 10 an,
laciln lpllIoad which shall cOipplrte rs road
within thirty days frnm the pnasngc OF the
net: referred. Az the ovenng sessIoa dchntl
unthe tariif bill wus continued. Adjourned
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-05-07
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

Nearly one-fifth of all the children
in Providence, r. l., of school age, did
not attend school single day during
the year 1888.
Alfred Smith, of Newport, has pre-
sented to the Charming Church in that
city, as q memorial to his wife, the es-
tate No. 20 Key Street, to be used as
parsonage. 1t is worth about $4,000.
N. Y. Times.
In Denmark, Bishop Martensen re-
Gently examined and ordained two
young Esquimaux, who will engage in
missionary work in Greenland under
the auspices Of the State Church of
Denmark.
10 the question: "Why did Satan
make his approach to Eve and not to
Adamp" a religious paper answers: II
may have been because Satan knew that
the influence of Eve would be his best
help in conquering Adam. Wives are
apt to be the most potent pleaders with
their husbands.
1t is gratifying to know that the
Presbyterian hospital Of Philadelphia
did not lose anything by its refusal to
accept $1,000 from the proceeds Of o
charity ball. The manager Of the in
stitution stood for principle. Their
church pronounced dancing wrong,
and they would not accept money that
had any suspicion Of illegitimacy about
it, and an admirer Of this spirit has
sent the hospital check for 5000 to
make up the loss.-Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
The public schools, let it be remem-
bered, send very few out of the large
number Of criminals in our penitenti-
aries. Most of them have no education.
Very few have had q thorough public
school education. The average statis-
tics of the United States show that out
Of the small per cent. Of the people un-
able to read and write come about one
third of the criminals, and Of the re-
naming two thirds only one In a
hundred had been educated in the
higher branches Journal of Educa-
ton.
-"In the Cabinet circle all religions
meet" says the Washington cores
pondent Of the st. Louis GIobe-Deno-
crat. 'The President is High
Church Episcopalian, although his
father was a Baptist preacher, and his
sisters are all members Of that church.
Secretary Folger is Presbyterian, and
sits with the PASTORS family in the
New York Avenue Church, where Sec
retary Frelinghuysen and his family
and Postmaster-G General Gresham and
his family also attend. Secretary Lin
coin, like his father, is Presbyterian,
but his wife is from strong Methodist
family. and they generally attend that
church. Secretary Chandler and his
/ family go to the Unitarian Church, and
are OF the advanced and liberal think
ers of that body. Attorney-General
Brewster and his wife always worship,
at the Epiphany, the largest and most
fashionable of the Low-Church Episco-
pal congregations. Secretary Teller
and his wife are very devout Metho-
dists."
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1884-05-07
PUNGENr PARAGRAPHS.

-"Ahr' sighed Brown, ''this life Is
full Of disappointment" " eyes" re-
piled Fogg, glancing significantly at
Mrs. F., sand some disappolntments
are full Of life. boston Post.
"A Virginia girl married a tramp,
who turned out 10 be q duke.s We've
no pity for her. She should have
known what he was before she married
him.-Boston Post.
How a woman always docs up a
newspaper she sends to friend, so
that It looks like well stuffed pillow,
is something that no man is woman
enough to understand.
"A Williamsport youth sent fifty
cents to New York firm to learn how
TO keep from swearing, and received in
reply: "Don't open your mouth" he
has sworn ever since. WilliamSport
(Pd.J Grit.
AN Austin man, who has Just got
out book OF poems, met Gilhooly and
the following proceedings were had:
''Did you read my new bookp" 80,
yes; read it," "How did you like itP"
my dear sir, assure you that l laid Il
aside with great deal Of ofpleasure. v
Teras Siftings.
w. H. Vanderbilt says he never
picks up newspaper that he doesn't
sec something disagreeable In It about
himself. Lend us half-dollar. old
fellow. There's nothing disagrecable
about that. We might have asked for
a dollar and hall, but this paper Is
dissimilar, so TO speak. k.-Mcrchdnt
Traveller.
"A clergyman's daughter, looking
over the MSS. left by her father In his
study, chanced upon tho following
sentence: "llove TO look upon q young
man. There is hidden potency con-
cealed within his breast which charms
and pains me-" She sat down and
blushingly added: "Them's my senti-
ments exactly,papa -allbut thepains."
Exchange.
-"Statistics show that there are at
least II 900 men who can neither play.
football nor assist an objectionable vis-
itor TO alight from the front stoop."
said sad-eyed Brooklyn bachelor.
"What Is the matter with them"
asked his friend.
"They are one-legged," was the
cheerful reply. IN Y Journal.
rs your sister at homer" asked q
st Louis Young gentleman Of the little
brother who answered the bell.
ayes, she's home" said the boys
"we're goin' TO have cocoanut pies for
dinner tomorrow, and she's out la the
kitchen hclpn' mother make EN-"
'.Indeed,h replied the young man,
evidently very much pleased, "and what
part Of the pie does your sister maker"
| "She cracks tho cocoanuts with ber
teeth ~ FAiiadelphia Oau.