The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1884-06-14


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He would be hard. hearted indeed
who would Kick-apoo Indian.
No man can obey two masters, but
frequently he has to obey his wife and
his mother.in-law.
"a Wife's Greatest Trial is the title
of new book. We have not read it, but
suspect that it is her husband.
ACKER'S BLOOD ELIXER guaranteed,
will cure all kinds Of blood poisoning, in
herited or contracted. Sold by DR.. Horn,
Lehighton, and L A Horn, Weissport.
Why are ladies' eyes like friends
separated by distant climes? Because
they correspond but never meet.
Chinese BARRIERS shave without lath-
er. This reminds us that our old school
master used to lather without shaving.
"A bachelor is man who has lost
the opportunity of making woman
miserable" so says Lille Devereaux
Blake.
DIR. Graves Heart Regulator cures all
forms Of Heart disease, nervousness and
slee plessness.
He didn't want to call the other fel-
low hog, but he said that if he was
smoked and sliced up he woald make
good ham sandwiches.
- Handpainted bonnets with parasols
to match will be much worn at watering
place. Handpainted compilations will
be worn as usual,
Why not take the subscription paper
for the BArtholdi statue up to Sing SingH
There ire men there who would give a
gooi deal for liberty.
An English Journal says no poet has
yet worn the garter. The Sweet Singer
of Michigan demolishes this assertion by
declaring that she wears two.
ERUPTIoNS, SORES, Pimplss, Rheu
matism are but indicators of impure blood
Acker's Blood Elixer is the remedy. Sold
by Dr Horn, LehigAton, and E A Horn,
Weissport.
The first record of ballot show is
found in that part of the Biblo where
Moses is spoken of as coming down from
Sinai and finding the men of Israel bow
ing before a calf.
She was young and had pretty face
and n Gainsborough hat. but when she
asked if an apiary was not place where
they kept monkeys the spell was broken
! and the charm vanished.
When tho musical critics of Cincin.
natl are not writing, they are working in
the lard factories. That accounts for
the frequency of the statement that "the
piece was well rendered" us found in
concert notices.
GUARANTEED to cure cold or cough
-Acker's celebrated English Remedy. Sold
by DR. C 7 Horn, LehightoD, ana E A Horn
Weissport.
Mayor Edison is the most conscienti-
ous man we know Of He aims to be al
ways impartial in his opinions, aud con-
sequently he always stands while riding
in horse car. People can't sit down he
says, without taking sides.
1t has been stated, and some sports
men will no doubt be sorry to hear it,
that fishing pole has been invented
that registers every fish caught. This
will do away with all fish stories, mas
much Os the angler with a pole that
doesn't register will always be regarded
with suspicion.
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"A little girl had been visiting the
ragged school," and was sadly grieved
with the rags aud dirt of the poor chill
dren. At night, when she came TO say
her evening prayer, sne added to hel
usual petition these words: "And bless
the poor ragged childreni give then
kind fathers and mothers, and new
clothes. and give them all bath"
The society Of women is the element
of G pod manners.
The following excuse was written Il
Southbridge school teacher: ''romi'
siade hom' euz be had no close and that's
eIeuz enuff god nose" Tonne was sex
! kuzed."