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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-12-02

Mr.. ". ATKINS. 0irsrd. Kan, writes; e.
never heeitats 10 recommend your Electric
Bittsrs TO my customers, they give entire sat at
Bifters are the purest and best medicine
HnoWn and will positively cure Kidney and
Liver complaints. Purity the blood and reg
uistS the bowels. No family can afYord TO be
without them. They will save hundreds OF
dollars in doctors bills every year. Sold at
Nos. 1877 and lSs Nerth Queen street, Lancaster,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-12-02

That in this town there are scores OF persons
passing our store every day whose lives are
made miserable by Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Sour and distressed Stomach, Liver Com.
plaint, Constipation, when for 75c. we viii sell
them. Sold by H. II. Cochran, druggist Noe.
"a and lAo North Queen street. feb7-eod7
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A Baptist Ministers experience,

- am baptist Minister, and before ever
thought OF being clergyman, i graduated IN
medicine, but left lucrative practice for my
present profession, 40 years ago. l was tor
many years sufferer from quinsy; "Tnomas'
1eisotrte Oh cured me-" l was also troubled
Win hoarseness, and Thomas Aclectrfo on al
ways relieved me. My wife and child had
uipninerfa, and Thornds Eclectrfo on cured
them, and II taken in time It will cure seven
out OF Ten; am confident It is a cure for the
ny, Mn I, SDst,naie ooid or cough and n any one
~, and then place the end OF the spoon In
cnc nSstril and draw the on out OF the spoon
Into tne head hy smiling as hard as they can.
entli tne Cn Tails over Into the throat. and
prnctice ~ twice week, I don't care how
offensive their head may be, il wili clean nil II
eareche It has done wonders TO INV certain
knowledge, II 10 the only medicine dnhSsd
patent medicine thai have ever felt like rec.
ommending, and ! am very anxious 10 ses Il
IN every place, Tor tell you that would moi
ne without II In my hOnse tor any considera
MON. ! am now suffering with q pain like
rneumatism In my right limb, and nothing re-
hsves me like zhowsGT kciectric Oa."
- -. pr. X. y; CRANE. Cory, Pa.
Iox sale py II. b. Cochran, druggist. 1877
ana ~ North oreen street.
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rRAvsEsws suIpn.

4 ANCAsTER AND MILL n RsyaII.u r =
Il Cars run as follows
Leave Lancaster tP. r. Depos), At =, . an.
1850 n. m, ana 2, 4, and $50 D. M, exocpt IN
saturday, when the last car leaves at aSt D. n,
leave kiflersvilie Qower endl. nj d a anS
10 2. m., aud !, 8, 8 and 7 y. m.
.,n1s Car run daily on above time except on
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1884-12-02

HAVING DISSOLVED PARTRERsHIP
IL and permanently closed the Chestn ut
Street Iron Works, desire to inform my old
pstrSns and the public generally, that ! am
Iron Companys Works, North Plum street,
xhere am making Iron and Brass Castings
OF every destrfption, and will be pleased to
serve all who may favor me with their patron.
age. From 70 years experience in the business
and using the best material and employing
antee entire satisfaction. Castings Liade froi,
2 mixture OF iron and steel which are more re-
best cast iron known. teeth roll pjnions
rolls and rolling mill work specially. Cast
ings made OF very soft iron, and brass cast
tors af the well and favorably known kowrer
Corn and Cob Crusher, RENTED and Improved.
pa vts, TO replace Old ones which have been in
use tor years, guaranteeing them to give sate
isfaction.
anRi<smo r. @. koCULLEY,
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DEM CIGARS AT ol.Y6 FER HUN
i dred, q better cigar than is sold by most
a EHRTHzS's YELLow:rRosT CIGAR
sTOkx
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LETT FkOm SENATOR II. q. NELSON.
sHpATH CHAuDER
chpATh CHAnbEk,
AIAAMY AnrIl A Z.

AAnAHf, ". L., April q, loSS.
On the 9th OF February, 1883, ! was taken
with violent pain in the region of the kid.
neys 1 suffered such agony that I could
hardly stand up AS soon as possible applied
two ALLo cKs Porous PLAsrERs one over each
Kidney, and laid down. In an hour, 70 my
surprise and delight, the pain had vanished
and was well. wore the plasters for q day
or two as precaution and then removed
them. haye been using ALLoocx's Ponous
PIAsTERs In my family for the last ten years,
and have always found them the quickest ana
best external remedy for colds, strains, kinks
and rheumatic affections. From my expert
ence believe they are the best plaster in the
world. HENRY O. NELsON
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EAT sIoW.

clean your mouth afterwards with sOzO.
DOHr. and your teeth will be in condition to
work tor years. Thousands OF dyspeptics bolt
their food becau4e they cannot mssticate
properly. thew nne, eat slow, and use s0zO.
DON1 d2.lwdeod&w
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No. 20 and 2S North Queen Street.

rino Vests and Pants, all sizes and Qualities.
Ior Ladies and Children. whicn we have
mnkeu very low. Please call and examine
lnem. Ten per cent. deducted from every
sAe' BOWERS 4 HURST
90 and : North Queen strret
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~ Keep In the Fssbion. The Diamond
Dges always do more than they claim TO dot
Color over that old dress, 1t will look uke
new. They are warranted. l0c at druegists,
W ellis, Richardson Co, Burlington VI
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Glad TO Hear IL

For several months I endured q dull main
through my lungs and shoulders; lost INV
difnculty remain from my bed. MY present
heal ehfui condition Is due TO Brdook BLOOD
6taers." Mrs n. A. Hall. BfnghamptOn, N
Z. tor sale by II. B. Cochran, druggist, l67
and l30 Nor Queen street.
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Assets, s5A. zoo, 600. surplus, sls 200, 900.
THE EQUITABLE LIFE INSURANCE CO..
OF NEW YORK,
does the largest Insurance business in the
world. Policies incontestible.
W.. MADDEN, Manager,
No. 10 North.Queen street lover Longs drug
storel oc2sSmd
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Lots OF People

Lots OF People
get bilious, have heavy headache, mouth rou
yellow eyes, &C., all the direct result of IN
pure blood, which can be thorough cleans et
renewed and enriched with Kidney Wort
acts at the same time on the Kidneys, Live
and Bowels, and has more real virtue in
package than can be found in any other reu
edy for the same class of remedies.
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NOrSUSPTION.-I HAVE a POSITIVE
~ remedy TOR the above disease by its use
thousands OF cases OF the worst kind and oI
long standing have been cured. Indeed, 80
strong = my faith In It's efficacy that Will
send TWO BOTTLES FREE, together with 4
VALUABLE TREATISE on this dfsease ~
any sufferer. GIVE express and r. o address
DR. T. A, SLOCUM,
nA%omueoddomw Isl Pearl ST., N. Y
EhArs sfkOIFIo MEDIUIsE--TaE
" Great English Remedy. An unfailing
cure for impotency, aud ali Diseases that foi.
low Loss OF Memory, Universal Lassitude
Pain In the Back, Dimness OF Vision, Prema.
ture Old Age, and many other diseases thai
lead 10 insanfty or Consumption and a pre-.
mature Grave. Full particulars in our nam.
phlet. which We desire 10 send free by mail TO
every one. The Specific Medicine Is sold by
an druggists at q per package, or six pack,
ages Tor ., or viii be sent free my mail on the
reoeipt OF the money by addressing tho agent.
III. b. COCHRAN Druggist
Noe lSI and lxS North Queen street, Lancss-
n account OF oounterfeits, we have aaon,so
the Yellow Wrapper the only genuine.
THE GRAY MED1C1NE Co.
buffalo. NJ. v
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No matter what parts It may finally affsct,
catarrh alwAye STARTS in the head, and belon 8
to the head There Il no mystery about the
origin of this direful disease. 1t begins in a
neglected cold. One of the kind that Is sure
tins kno v how It is by sad expeI fence, kly's
Cream Balm cures colds In the heal and
catarrh in all its stages Not n enuff or "A
liquid. Applied with the finger to the nos.
trile. n2A 2wdeOsiSw
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
The InitoOed Man.

N. Y. Tribune.
Yes, MFR. Blaine is tattoood. 50 was General
Garfield. 30 was Abraham Lincoln. 80 has
been almost every man whom tho American
people have learned to admire, TO trust and to
love. As soon as any man gains public conn.
dence, malignant and envlous creatures are
found TO revIio him. George Washington was
called q traitor to the country aftor ho had 90.
cured its independence. Thomas Jefferson
was not only an infdel but too tool OF France.
man has been in this generation. Abraham
Lincoln, lot us not forget, was a gorilla. Cen
eral Garfield was hunted to his grave with
slandor; 1920" was industriously scrawlod
on pavements, and there were creatures In
this very State who alleged that his loved and
noble wife was seeking to obtain divorce
when no was Assaeeinated. He was the tat
tooed man OF 1880, and tho very people who
empiied the foulest ISLANDERS upon him while
living helped to swell the chorus OF honor and
OF sorrow when he was suddenly taken from
us. The best and strongest men OF tho coun-
try have always been tattooed In the same
fashion.
But history shows clearly what the people
have thought OF the tattooing process In tho
paet. The very men who have been most
sbamelessly yilined are those whom the Nation
has delighted to honor. What the people think
OF the tattooing business now is best shown by
the nomination OF James @. Blaine, in spite OF
patronage, In spite OF detraction, In spite OF
scandals circulated constantly for eight years,
and In spite OF his own refusal to mako any
effort to secure nomination. With una
nimity hardly ever shown In any other In.
stance, the Republicans Of the States from
which Republican ma1orlties must come have
preferred Mr.. Blaine as their standard bearer
Those who have been tattooing him may learn
that the millions reject their ISLANDERS and de-
spise their abuse.
Are we to believe that, after listening to
charges against MIR. Blaine for oight years, the
American people have deliberately gone
wroDgp Are we to suppose that the people
prefer an unworthy man, or are not .compe.
tent to weigh evidence against him? Ho who
has that Idea shows that he does not believe in
lf.goverDment and 10 not flt for share In It
himself. Let the campaign pictures be sent
broadcast all over the land, by all means. But
let James G.. Blaine, James A. Garfield and Alb.
raham Lincoln be placed sido by eide as tho
three most tattooed mon OF later American
history. They know each other we'll, trusted
and loved each other, and were loved and
trusted by tho American people. That they
were all tattooed is only pro0f that the men
whom tho Nation trusts are sure to have croa-
lures TO slander thom.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
How to Guess u pigs weight.

Detroit Tree Press.
few days ago two men,who were afterward
found to be Deiroiters, arrived In town about
fifty miles TO the west OF this, leading pig.
Ii was perhaps big enough and heavy enough
TO be called hog, but they termed IL a pig,
and as thoy turned 1t over to tho care of the
landlord at whose inn they proposed TO rest
for the night one Of the mon explained:
"De awful careful with that pig. Hes
sold him TO farmer out hore for 500, aud We
don't want anything to happen to him.
The landlord locked the pig up, aud then
began to think and cogitate and suspect. When
the strangers had gone to bed he called In some
Of the boye and said
"rye twigged tho racket; them two fellows
ore sharpere, and that's guessing pig. To-
morrow thoy Will give you n chance TO guess
at Its weight at 10 cents guess, and you'll be
cleaned out-only you won u AS the Fellows
sleor, we VIII weigh their pig ana beat their
game"
Nobody slept until the pig was taken over to
the scales and weighed. He pulled down l1O
pounds TO q hair and the villagers went home
and hunted up their nickols and dreamed OF
pigs and scales and sharpers through the ro-
mainder OF the night.
Next morning the pig was led around In
front, and before starting on on his journey,
one OF the owners romarked to the assembled
crowd,
"Gentlemen I'm going to weigh this pig d.
rectly. Maybe some OF you would like to
guess on his weight? I'll take all guosses at
10 cents each, and whoever hits IL gets 80
cents"
This provoked n large and selected stock OF
winks and smiles, but no one walked up until
the pig man said that. any one person could
guess as many times as he cared to, provided a
dime accompanied each guess. Then rush
set In. Three or four merchants pat up lrty
guesses each. justice of the peace took
thirty. lawyer said about twenty would do
him. Before there was any let-up In the guess.
ing about six hundred had been registered
and paid for. Ivory soul of 'em guessed at ITO
pounds. TWAS curious what unanimlty there
was in the guessing, but tho pig man didn't
seem 10 notice II. when.all had heon given o
C hance, the pig was led to the scales, and 10!
his weight was exactly I'D poundsl
"You zee, gentlemen" explained the spokes-
man, "while this animal only weighs 40
pounds along about IL o'clock at night, we
feed him about five pounds of cornmeal IN the
morning before weighingl You forgot to take
this matter Into consideration"
Then somebody kicked the landlord, and he
Kicked the justice, and the justice kicked q
merchant, and when the pig men looked back
from distant hill, the whole town was out
Kicking itself and throwing empty wallets inte
the river. .s<iF
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
RlcHELIEu RoBlNsoN's JOKE.
How He bored the House TO-day In
an Effort TO Get Even with MIR.

How He bored the House To-day In
an Effort TO Get Even with MIR.
COX.
During the call OF the states for the intro
ductlon Of bills, etc., Mr.. Robinson IN. "
created somo morriment by Introducing
lengthy Joint resolution, rejecting upon Mr..
Cox IN. Y0, charging him with aiding in the
recognition OF tho heroic acts OF naval officers
for saving lives, while seamen, 'l0ngshoromen
and others, more lowly and humble In the
walks OF life, were not recognized when they
committed acts much more gallant and val.
liable.
The Joint resolution was read, but objection
was made to having It printed In the Record.
Mr.. Miller (Pa) demanded several timos
during tho reading OF the document that
leave be granted TO have II printed iu tho
record, so the House would not have to for5go
the ordeal OF having It read, but there was OBJ
lection.
motion was sarcastically made that tho
reading OF the Joint resolution bo made the
special order for August 10. Ruled out OF or
der. ~
on motion OF Mr.. Dunham Qll) the Joint
resolution was referred to the Committee ON
Public Health amid great laughter.
Mr.. Cox smiled blandly and Mr.. Robinson
looked as though he thought 1t q huge Joke.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

Mr.. COURTNEY, the alleged oarsman, was
to have rowed Ross at Oak Point Saturday.
1t is pleasant to note that but few people
went to Oak Point. Mr.. Courtney loafed
around during the day and also rowed
over the course. Then he disappeared and
Ross was awarded the first money. Court
ney is by far the greatest fraud that the
country has ever produced and of late years
the country has been somewhat prolific in
that sort Of production. The strangest
thing to us is that Notwithstanding Court
ney's many disgraceful lunks people are
still found who believejn him. We notice
that in the list of those who have entered
for the Richard Fox $5, 900 single-scull race
the name Of Courtney is to be found.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
DROPPED DEAD.
Captain SHOWS Sudden Passage
frem Life TO Death.

Captain Howard A. Snow, well.known pat.
ent attorney OF tho District, Of 633 + street,
fell dead from heart disease about 1 o'clock
this afternoon. Tho deceased was lunching at
the 81. Denis Cafe, Seventh aud streets, when
he was stricken down.
Captain Snow was a native OF Maine aud for
years engaged In tho merchant.marine serv.
ice as captain. He has resided for some tlmo
pact in Alexandria, where he leaves n wifo and
two children. He was widely known and
highly esteemed In this section personally
and professionally, and his sudden death
causes widespread regret. He had for
some tmo past suffered from o dropslcal af-
fection, but the Immediate cause OF his death
10 surmlsed 10 have been heart disease. The
deceased was about SO years of age.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

If the Democratic party wants the sup
port of the V. and V. New York Times for
its nominees at Chicago in July next it will
do well to nominate for President, r. +.
Merrick, of Maryland, and for Vice-Presi; !;
dent, W. W. Ker, of Pennsylvania. Both
these distinguished Democrats served their
country to the satisfaction of the Times aud
themselves as special counsel in the late
Star-Route trials at 500 per day. They
laborcd for near two years at this very
low figure.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

Censuring a Court-Martiai.

In carrying out the sentence Of the court
martial which tried Lieutenant L. A, Field, of
the Swatara, at Port au Prince some time ago
,imanSs ,mst o1Icar I eanarai arie 10y
I'm doing so expresses his dissatisfaction with
tho sentence Of tho court, which was suspen-
sion for two years with n reprlmand. Tho
secretary says that the oficer ought to have
been dismissed from the service, and adds;
"rhe Navy Department caui safely
again order Lieutenant Field TO the perform
upon the active list and ought to resign from
high and honorable profession, the appro-
PIRATE duties Of which he can never be allowed
BILE peril the ships aud lives OF the United
States Navy"
Secretary Chandler has, in addition. ad.
dressed letter TO each member OF the court
martial expressing the dissatisfaction of the
Department with the sentence, accompanied
by Il copy OF Lieutenant Fields medical
record.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
REAL ESTATE.

The following transfers OF real estate were
filed for record to-day with the Recorder or
Deeds, as reported exclusively to THE CRITIC
by ]. f. olmstead, 1416 New York avenue:
North Carolina avenue, front 7712 and 100
5'12 r., on Tenth street east, square 042, lots
and 10, Emil s. Frederick to Diller u. Gron;
$4,000.
Seventeenth street west, between @ aud II
streets north, square 170, sublots, 10, 20, 21,
55ihx02 1O.f2, John S. Blankman to Patrick
II. Coffee 5000.
East Capitol street, between Tenth and
Eleventh streets east, square 967, part Of lot
/, 80 It. front, same width parallel TO west
line OF lot TO North Carolina avenue, Dele
Lewis TO William D. Hibbs; $4,000.
Square 343, subot 10, @. V. rrott.s sub1lyl-
sion, Charles V. Trott TO Isabella Gwln 81, 800.
Seventh street west, between l. and NJ streets
north, square 425, sublot 30 and part OF 27,
25x100, George W. Clssell to Joseph Beldmau;
ON Pennsylvania avenue, the fourth OF tho
seven buildings from Nineteenth street, square
us, 20 4. front, Randall Hagner ct al, trus-
tees, to Thomas j. Chew; S5,25O.
Same property next above described, Thomas
j. Chew to George 3. Parker; 1926.
I street north, between Vermont avenue and
Ninth street west, square 36l, part OF lot 3,
west 22x133}5, julius Rehwold TO George Rit-
ter; $4,000.
osireet north, between Massachusetts, ay-
enue and Twenty.nrst street west, square SO,
lots 10 and IL, 90 II. front, and on Twenty
first street, part OF lot 40, % IT, front, Curtis j.
Hillyer 10 Edmund II. Calhoun; S3022.50.
Fret street east, between ID and streets
north, square $50, part OF lot 10, 10x70, John
Il. Linman TO John Wagner; $5S2.
County.
Mt. Pleasant and Pleasant Plains, sublot 80,
Dennison's subdivision, william o. Dennison
ct al. TO Columbia Kelly and Mary Il. Langtree;
SS32.40.
Part Of same subdivision next above, sublot
DO, William o. Dennison ct al. TO Samuel W.
Moulton; S653.S0.
Howard University, sub (EGlpgham), part OF
lot 1G, block II. James Ii. Mari TO Patrick COX;
SA0O.
Fart OF Chillum Castle Manor aud Turkey
Thicket, containe 91t acres, z PSI Eliza ID. Old
ham ct al. TO Mary Barbara pnuger; $1,000.
Part OF Sheriff Estate, contains 16 73 100
acres, Randolph W. Lourio to Charles A. Nc
Euen;S1 900.
Part OF Plain Dealing and Mount Pleasant,
contains about 1S acres, Noah l.. Jeffries TO
Wm. F. Mattingly In trust for George NJ. Robo-
con; $4,000.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

THE National Republican Committee
loses one of its most useful members from
the South by the retirement of Colonel W..
P. Canaday, of North Carolina. He is a gem
tlcmGn of broad and cultivated ideas and
fully comprehends the political situation
of the South. His opinions were always
received kindly. By his ability and energy
he has contributed much toward keeping
his party in harmony in his own State.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

For eighteen hundred years the name of
Judas Iscariot has stood for everything
that was execrable, traitorous and faithless.
He betrayed the company with whom he
had broken bread and drank wine. Yet
now and then disciple of Judas appears.
He seems to have had some followers in
the Chicago Convention.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

The New York Times opposes Blaine.
The Times is notoriously the representative
in this country of the English people. 1t
is British all over. Mr.. Blaine is not an
Anglophobist and the Times would not be
serving its masters fit upported him. This
accounts for some of the milk in the cocoa
mt
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
Damage Suit Growing Oat of
the KarcIier Case.

Judge II. j. Mackey, who defended Lewis
Karcher, who was acquitted recently on the
charge OF killing his wife's paramour, stated
TO u CRITIC reporter this afternoon thar he Will
the editor and proprietor Of the German
Correspondent, OF Baltimore, for libel, and the
damages will be laid at 100000. The al
legged libel consists In an article published In
tho Correspondent referring TO Karcher as
cold-blooded murderer, and stating that he
was acquitted through favoritisni OF the Judge
and the skill OF his counsel. The papers VIII
be filed In Baltimore tomorrow.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

Mr.. GEORGE L. CONVERSE is going to
iun for Congress again. He says that he
is not particularly desirous of sitting 10
the House another two years, but he wants
to whip tho free-traders who have been
howling him down the wind.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

VINO shall be the next President OF the
United states-Bayard, Morrison, Carlisle,
Cleveland, Mcdonald or Field The DemOc-
racy have II to decide,
Neither of them. To nominate either of
the gentlemen named would be doing a SEN
sible thing. The Democrats are not in the
habit of doing that.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09
Arrangements tor the Fourth of July

AT a special meeting held by several prom,
nent Sunday school superintendents and the
managers OF Gales Woods In reference to
securing this beautiful park for July 4 next,
1884, for the purpose OF having grand union
gathering OF all tho Sabbath.schools OF the
District 10 tako place on that day, tho pro-
prletors kindly consented to admit free all
schools attending in a body. Therefore au in
vitation Is hereby very cordially extended to
all tho schools OF the District to be present on
the occasion. by order of August Smith, park
proprietor. Gates oponed July at o a. IN.
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

M.--My darling, you look iresistibly
lovely tonight
SHe.-Do II Thanks very much you
are handsome as Prince, Charley, in your
dress suit.
Hr.-Give the credit to the DIAMOND
Shirt, my love, which | wear for the first
time tonight; it is that which gives tone
to my toilette. Here is its prototype (slip-
ping the Diamond engagement ring on
her fnger).
&e.-May our love be as enduring as
the fame Of
"The DIAMOND Shirt"
The Evening critic., 1884-06-09

Mr.. JOHN r. MCLEAN, of the Cincin-
natl Enquirer, has purchased the Neps-
Journal Of that city. The NeicS-Journal was
started about two years ago for the purpose
of breaking down tho Enquirer.