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Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-20
322saomay'a reoatltrettne Qtllen
bas mdbti8e ee6er= unb Deo9enzS eilmitteI.
BoQfomnene Elr9onjen, ltnOertoe Obs
fiibrmittel, mirfen obne S6meri
Iets SuperlGlll9 unb natirli3.
Sis neaetnbiLtiaes @%siehmttteI fttt @aIomeL

Sit pegetobiIiiAes @rSesmtttsI fiir SaIOtteL
@6ui8 obue Beigsidmad, elegant nit iaBem Sar5 8las
cirt. ~puTgtren, re8uIt1en, ~reint9eH nnO f%rdttt9en btels
N;len.
8o0unD's gjQcn sur 5eiIun9 oaer Dtogene, eea
Derz, @eDdrlne>, Tteren- Iinb 8laien(eiben, 9terDenttantz
beiten, Sopfweb. wetbliden Sel4nerOtn, @1(ottt9feit,
@ppetitn1an8el, SdrIIetbt8tett, @etltopf'tn9, unperoaI>
,uItpung, 6dutorrboibeu MD auer 9t0run9en Der Sins
eeuei0e. Reiu peSetabiliih, teine Spur DON Wterfur,
Gtinerotien ober i6dol,der OrOguen.
r8Y@ D{an bea1tc ~fo!geHoe 0ynptome BON &runtbets
ten Der ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: @erltoptun9, tnnerIt@e 6as
morrbotDen, 8lutpauutg mad benz ROpfe, Sdure i'm
ajuQcn, uebelfett, SoO5renHeH, @tel Dor sem gIIeu, W}cs
oen6r!ifen, iaure5 4%ufiOBer, i%infcnOe oher bebcnoe &u6s
pfaouug in ber @tugeu9lube, 8eben bes SerSens, err
Etdeuoc5 @sfubl beim Gtegen, SIeGen ober Shore Dor ben
en- Nusounnang, 9elbeS @usleben Der Saut unb Ser
Qu8eu, Selteuteden, S4mer8en in ber 8ruit uub IN
Rem Sliebcrn, pt0sltbe Auwauuu9 pon Sise, Bremen
hes 8leti6eS.
Gtutge DOZEN pom a N Bittett werOeu ben
G0rper pon alien oben9euannten Rr0nfbetten b~eIreien.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-20
91iereu= unb 8~loieubci9merOen!

.0arnz unb Observation-Disclosures gticren9rtes, 53ufsr'
barrtru6r, @&oieriu@t, 9arnoerboltung utrptlfnriIfe5
nm in alien 5daen, mo 5te8etitaubarttler gtieberl4lo8 i'm
Morn uorbauoeu, oOer oerIelbe Did. tribe, nit gtwetB7
ortigen Subltan5cn, ODER nit Saoen, pte petBe Setoe
aus; eben6, qemtipt lit, ober peun er %trantbaft, buutel,
qaQl9 nuStebt unO petBcn decentralization 9iebers
itGa9 5eigt uro beim &3oicrIoieu Ste9en unb Srennen
mn SAmerSer i'll oer 9tildenbeu9e unb ldn6s ben SenoeH
bea1rt weIOen. Bet A~potbefern Su 6aben. Rrets:
GIN 0ollur.
Sine 8laibe pom bieiem entbdlt mebr %wtrfiame &r5nets
hoffe ais jaoes unbere Wtittel; Elm Sbet6iiel pom btelem
wjrtt 10 uiel We fuui bis ie9s &beelOffel non oHOereH
Wittelu. .
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-20
yr11 ms GSnhIIfnr,t

@erIanSt ia nur 6ubpaq'5 un0 o9tet borauf, boR Der
&ome %s0tabrpop" it4 anf benz GefaHiteu artitel bafnhsk
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-20
Observation-Disclosures

&btuetdDcn, SurdIfnu, @bpIcra @forbms.
9ber 0dmer5en beim Stubl9anse merNen in Is bis 20
Ntnntet ttrirt, wenu man &aotpaD'S WenoD
D3cItef einutmmt. @eoer Blutaubrau9 nod 9ntsuuz
bung, wcOer Sdpd9e nod AbseipaHntbeit ioIst auf ben
&ebraun DOH d. O. @e(iei.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-20
DR.. RAILWAYS
SarsapariIIian ResOIvent,
Der 9ro6e 8Iutreiniger,

Bur 5eiIunq brOnif5er 8rentbetter, ifrofu[6ier, ippbtItS
{itcr, erbtider ODER auItefeuoer Nrt. @Rronii9er 9tbeul'
moti5mus, Gfroietn, 9riieronidmeauu9, trofeneS ouS
g~suDrnten, Upspepfie, ~paTsrtges 0nFfoBen, yeTatss
ibmerS, 6nieidpamr, Gei@pitllte. Geidwire, 9auiN
uno ,6iftleioen, Observation-Disclosures, iuetbltbe
IawerGen, Gt6t, @aieriu9t, Sat6fHB, Suf!rObren
~3inpun9, Sdwinolu6t,
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1884-10-20
1T ct,er bis s,uamsts gtimnten.

@tei6pieI ME grO6 bic @dmer8eu aud fem m5aen,
bic on Gbeumatismus 2~etoeuoen, bic 8ettId9erigen, bic
Gerfri!ppetien, bic NerpDie1, bic on 9terpeupeb uHo
QuDeren 6ranfDetten geiben6en perbeu in
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
iKelldn't Exaggerxte.

~ freigh5 car doesnFtnppear to be a
b5gtthing, but you have nc idea what il
will hold Nv til you come 20 crowd III
once, remarked passenger, as wye
pssssd aa boarding car" for track
h,srsis. '-lI'll tell you what l saw once
ont in Nebraska. At asstation called
Sutton. On the extensions Of the Burling e.
ten Road she whole BOWL for about "a
lnenthwsB one freight ear. Yes, sir,
jsst one freight car run ont on a couple
OS old rails by the side OF the track. II
contained the freight Office, ticket Office,
telegraph. office. waitng-room, express
GiT;leey and real-estabe ,55ice, a grocery,
with wet goods attSchuent, a small
stock bfsi-y goods, and the agricultural
implement man had his,stock scattered
around; and his Office in the car. The
rsiiroad agents famifyaSed in the. csc.
tsa, aandlhis wife took IN boarGers. N2I
thataiift=all. The last day was there
I saw sign on that car, FURNISHED
nsoms 10 Rent" tut Iidt-rward learned
that meant bunk in the tent on tn
roof kveouldn exasge-ate about this
fmight.car just to sq,heege in little iGke
liAeithat Chicago Herald.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
The Wood Family Horse.

John NJ. Wood. of Washington, Ga.
had horse that he thought the world
and all of, notwithstanding it was toe
old for any use mot being able to eat
anything but corn-meai Cruel The
other morning, finding it dead in the
stable, he ordered coffin for it and
sent out notices of the funeral. There
was large concourse of people present
some attracted by the novelty of the
affair and others out of respect for the
old horse. which was known far and
near on account of his many virtues.
1t had borne Mr.. Wood father through
all the campaigns from the Ohio to Sa-
vannah, and was surrendered by John
ston to Sherman at Greenville, but inn
mediately returned to Mr. Wood in COM
pliance with Sherman's orders that all
captured horses should be turned over
to the Confederate soldiers, in order
that they might have something to be-
gin farming with. For many years it
was the mainstay of the Wood family.
Atlanta Constellation.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
Ths Mysterious Language Of the Lunch
Counter.

%'Three up. coff p called the waiter
The reporter looked curiOusly to see
what the unusual a-der meant. The
waiseriorought the customer three small
cakes and a cup of ssfee.
Zone brown buek,'' cried anotber
waiter. In few minutes he broush
the customer plzte of bdckwhtsat
cakes dSae brown. .
"Beed and and liam and" were
Frequently heard. and the orders we're
filled wild beef and beais and ham and
eggs.
''Give me plate of Ssans," he hid
to the waiter.
lone plate of Boston strawberries ;"
yelled that flnctionary.
The old gentleman was startled, but
soon receives his favorite dish at cost
of ten cents. while New York strawber-
ries would have cost him fifty,
Cincinnati quail, have it fatr' was
the next order.
The cook cut off large slice of fat
pork and put it 81 the range.
"All walters" said the proprietor,
NilO sat st the door to see that NO man
escaped without paying his bill. "have
& system of abbre ration and peculiar
nomenclature for food Some of our
Customers know this technical form OF
ordering so well that they use it them
selves"
A well dressed man here entered,
and. taking a seat at the table, ordered
the wsiter to bring him two tishballs.
lone sleeve buttons" cried the waiter.
while the cook softly repeated. sleeve
buttons. "-NeU York Dill.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

When once the Young heart of "a
maiden is stolen, the maiden herself
will steal after I,soon. Moore.
We are surprised ITO learn tha
Daniel Montague has the oldest piano
in the United States. We have ALWAYS
supposed the family next door owned
.it.-N \. Graphic. -.
I never FISH, comfortable wher
there's a man asound that smiles al
the time. The only dog that ever bi
me never stopped wagsin' his tall
Josh Billings.
What shaEH write-a bout?" asked
n young reporter of the managing ed
itor. 20, writes the first thing
that comes to hand wasr1he brief or
der. The scribe drew his pay that nigh
for an article oR-'tdOor-kR0bs."
AT Columbia Ky. hanging there
were a thousand women present There
is nothing envi0tiS about c woman ex
eeepting where her own sex is con
eerned. She always likes to see a mar
get up in the world. Troy Times.
"A French composer, learning thai
the original of Byren,s Maid of Ath
ems was living in poverty, composed
4 song and sent her the proceeds of its
sale. This is truly Sind and thought
full. Most composers would have sem
her the song, to0.-E T. Graphic.
-"Ah, owe yOu a thousand dol
lars said q chronic borrower, acct
dentallv meeting his creditor. go
don't mention it," answered TIE cred
itor. politely, but IN e. mournful tone
I've won't we won't" replied the
debtor, pressing the mans hand.-Chi.
cdgO Tribune.
-"Experience may he "a dear 6each.
er, remarked a minister as the con.
tributiGn box was returned to him enpty,
"but TIE members of this particular
flock who have eXpenisnced religion
have accomplished it at 81 very trit1ino
cost. Tie choir will please sing she
seventy-6nth hymn, emitting the first,
third and fourth verses, ln order. &c
save unnecessary wear on ake organ -
Indianapolis journal.
A few days ago lady entered a
store and nsked to be shown some dress
goods. She was shown pieae at 81. %
a ward, but this not being good enough
another at 81 so was handed down. but
she still obje Eed. The clerk then took
down the tirsi piece shown her, telling
her it was the best in the store az S'.75.
per yard. She took ten yards At that
price and left perfectly satisfied that
she had received the beSt--Chicdg0
IiJ6GS.
There is nest story told of lady
whose husband had very small foot,
of which ne WIS extremely proud She
fiattered him and encouraged his vanity,
so that every time ne bought tighter
and tighter shoes. b was excrueiating
pain to go about in them, but he would
not confess It. However, when he
reached home in the evening his slip
perS were such a welcOne relief that ii
was difficult matter tOinduce him to
GO out after dinner. Frox a great cluS
man he became acted for bis domestic
habits. Madame smiled to herself, but
said nothing.-PrO5ress
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
'.Eow to Keep Your Husband Home
Nights.o

A few days ago Detroit wife was
reading newspaper article which
tickled her almost to death. 1t was en-
titled: ''HOw to Keep Your Husband
at Home" and it was about the Troy
wife who turned the sitting room into a
saloon and thus welded her husband to
his home and kept him in nights.
This Detroitwife cackled and griRned
and cackled again, and vowed that
she'd follow she plan TO the las detail
That evening. when her husband had
finished his supper and was making a
rush for his hat to go down and see a
man on 500, 900 worth of business, the
exultaat wife led him into the library.
There was sawdust on the floor, six big
spittoezs artistically arranged around
the reom and q bar OH which rested
half dozen bottles of beeE and sup
ply 81 beer glasses.
my angel wife, may Heaven bles:
yopf' exclaimed the husband, as he
locked around him and took in all tn,
details
Then he walked around and expects
Feted in each s7pittooI, and he wakes
I'D to the bsrsnd swore like a troGpe
tNd called fdr beer. When he AaC
Drank it ne kckedover the chairs ant
said he was Just as good as Vanderbilt
/ or any ether man. When be hua I'M
| bibed sonae 'more beer he kicked owe
the bar and broke the bottles, and a
soon as hiswife began to talk polite
he bkaekedher eye and went into cleal
out the gisace. When the neighbour
finally gothic nsal quoted down thing
we've enanzse and crosswise ;all'sver tn
house. wkiie Ih<flf the aeighborheo
were hurting for a fire alarm box an
the other half fc. the police. When tn
hYsteridky wife had finally eexplaine
her plan TO the mob filing The parlo
the tushaud>sss up on end amidst tn
wreck and AEsved his fists about an
shoHtefs-
.-Tou- bez your booz: Nioesz s'loO
in Airs town? Nicesz wife in D'troir
Everybody come up'n 'drK at I'M
'speSssl ENkoop! Wherever man VIII
wants Fer rEun out nights!"-Detre
Firre Rress
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

"A Scotch schoolmaster chastises his
pupils by pouring castor oil down their
shroats.
Some lady in the East, who does
aos wish her name disclosed, has given
Mills Seminary, San Francisco, $4,000
for library building.
At the meeting of the Beard OF
Missions of the American Bible Society
at New York. recently, an appropri-
alton of Sl09, $40 was made for foreign
work.
Tie Nashville AdUOcd'e Says "If
you would make real improvement in
your Christian life you will do well to
begin by improvement IN the manner
of spending your Sabbaths.'
Within four years the Methodist
Episcopal Church has expended
Sc, 455, 600 for religions publications,
and the Methodist Book Concern has
supplied S3,500,0O0 worth of literature.
Says the New Orleans Christjaaa
-AdcocGtee "There are fourteen cOuaty
Eowns-court house seats-in Kentucky
in which there is not;REd never was q
church building of any denomination. "
The Methodist Episcopal Csurch
South according TO late reports. has a
membership of oJ4, 1872 members, an in
crease on the previous year of 26,741-
The number Of travelling preachers Is
1893, and of fOcalipreachers 1892.
The venerable ex-Goverrer Dow
ney, of California, has given $500 to
furnish new sch0Ol-house in the town
of Downey, that State, and AZ his slg-
'gestion an Inscription will be placed on
its portals reading: ''Order IS Heavens
first law. Begged childre0, and true
to your country"
"A minister suddenly ssoppedEn his
sermon and sang a hymn. -'.K the
members ofthG choir are TO do the talk
ing" Unexplained, ''they certainly will
permit ne Ito do the singing And
then thihgslin the neighbCrhood of the
organ became more quiet. jOaicagO
Herald.
Several French women and one
young American girl. Miss Laurs
White. ;arp>studying architecture in the
special school at Paris with n view to
making it their life work The Cite
geHnessavs that already several women
have distinguished them selves a
builders and house decorators. The
exquisite carpenters :aad cabinet
.ma&eras'work in the Mayors house. al
Passy. has been execUte6tbya lady.
At "a recent meeting ofthe Congre
gatienal Club of New Yopk, the topic
of discussion was "The iPulpit as seer
frOmthe Pews' The first speaker
Mr.. Austin Abbott, said among other
things that the first pOintithe preacher
has tCregard is that the habits of bust
ness men of recent years have changed
Time was, when ) mau sgaS willing tC
have business transaction proposed
one day, consider lit during the next
and:give his ansW'er'OE zthe third TIE.
day he wants Immediate decision
Everything is to che pciat. He wants
exactly that element liza the sermon.
The sermon may be long, provided il
go by logical steps from point to point
and never retraoe its steps; but if it &C
around and around in,an,endless circle
he doesn't wish to hear it.-N y
Examiner.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
.PAPILLON
SKIN CUR G,

An external means OF curing Skin diseases
There is scarcely any eruption but viii Yssio
to Papillon Skin Cure Orthnasg ptmpiss, red
ness, blotches, scurf, rousa<sess, vanish as IL
sby magic; while enduring Sikh disorders, that
have plagued the sufferers for years, however
deeply rooted, Papilloa Skin Cure will success
lfully attack 1t destroys the animaicuEe
which cause these unsigtitEy, irritable, painful
affections, and produces clear, haaitisI SKIN.
1t is a specific cure SCR salt rhenm, eczema,
erysipelas, scrofuls, scald-hesd, letter, 1iSes'
rash, dandruf, barbeDs-itehs pimples, stiEssl
itch, plant poisoning and poisoned woun6s
,ring-worm, sunhurn and Ieruptions of thes
For piles, internal itching, or bleeding, and for
all diseases OF the skin, this remedy is posi-
tive cure
Price, $L0o per botrIR; sfx for $500. Direc-
tons IN ten languages accompany every bostle.
w For sale by all druggists
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
To Parents.

Ssrround your children when al
home with objects and Influences which
will make their minds best able to en-
ioy and expand under the teachings of
fhe putSsc instructor If they see you
surround the home with beautiful
things, because you love them. they
will do SO, $50 If they see your garden
arranged for beauty as well as utility,
while all over the homestead stern
economy Yields to q reverential love of
nature, and to q sense that the gratifica-
ton of the eye and the mind is quite as
important as the qualification of the
lapetite. they will grow up with liberal,
%en 'erous feelings and opinions; they
sy;Il b, men and women who have the
hest int vest Of the world ct heart
VIZ fa ~ =
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
Cee.oToN LANDING. New York.

This will certify that BRANDRETH's PILLS
and ALLCoCR g Porous PLAsrEBs cured me
of very seveR attack of sciztica. 1 was
taken with this severe pain on January 4,
1881, and, having tried various remedies
without benefit, 1 bethought ne of the
above named medicines. l took two pills
every night at bedtime, and put five ALL
COCKS Posocs HLAsTERs on my limbs. /
had not use them over three days before
L felt great relied, end in thirty days 1 was
complete ly cured. They took all the rhsu-
5rnatism out Of my system. Thanking God
first, and you secondly, 1 am truly y,aurs,
etc, E. CHASE,
Principal Public School, Croton Landing.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

C4rESRH AND Hay EEvEF For twenty
years was sufferer from Catarrh of the
head and throat in a vel Y aggravated
form, and during the sum, ner with Hay
Fever. procured aTbottle of Ely's Cream
Balm and after few appli' cations received
decided benefit-waSs,ured by one bottle
Have had no return of the complaint.
CHARLOTTE PARKER, Wave rly, n Y.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
CxRsES eEHF RHEUMETfsM AND SCI
ATICA
PEEKsKILL, 4. ". March 8,

PEEKsKILI, 4. Il. March 8. 1885,
-am,aa boat-builder living at Peekskieii
New York. have been greatly troubled
duhingi thepast winter uitr' rheumatism
in nrylback and shoulder I have uses
ALSCoCKIs RLAsTERs and tkey always re-
lievs the pain. l have usedacther plasters
recommended by friends, but L find ALL
COCKS .dedS5edly the best We have used
them in the family for some years, aud
woulA not be without them
WEE OSBORN.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

NERVOUS, dyspeptic in, ffyiduals, whose
distress of mind and body make fife mis-
erable- If your suferingrs have lseel PRO
longed and increased by the use ef bittsrs
AMI pretended cs1es Of kidney md liver
diseases, throw all su'Eh postrT ms aside
and End health, streng b aud vi sor in that
simple remedy knowrs as DR.. Guysott'S
Yellow Dock and SarS Rparilla. 1T puri6rs
the blood, streEgthen,sthe arir AIRY and di-
gestive organs, aud nfuses ew life into
all parts OF the body. No ether remedy
equals it. Have your druggist get it COR you
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

Herb Tea: Take half pound OF
camOmile and quarter of pound of
gentisn root; put them in 8 jug ard
pour over them quart of boiling
water; let It stand one hour; then strain
into bottle. Take a wine glass full,
fasting. - Toledo Blade.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

Mrs. ANN LAcogR, of New Orleans, La.
writes: 81 have a SON who has been sick for
two years; he has been attended byeour lesS
ing physicians, bu9 allrtoisar purI ose. We
had in the house bottle ofDR. W NJ. HALLS
BALsAM FoR THE LUNGS. We adminiS-
tered il and no was instantly reli eyed"
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

THE hest test of Il hu nan life us che
amount of GOO it has + cen and done to
others. Mrs. Lydia Z. 'fnkiAn msy be
given n seat OF boFor a nong those who
have he'll ped to change sic knesS in 20 health,
and to transform the darl mess OF suffering
into the sunshine of rest and hope.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
Horror. or Mineral Poisoning.

"I have beFm poisoned with Mercury and
Potashw Is, the tale OF thousands who
write our physicians In regard TO treat
ment of Raoo1 and Skin diseases, and e
would seem that what they saw must -
true, for it is with one accord" II Sou
have bfen poisoned in this way or lave
any blood or skin disease or cancer, send
to US TOr Treatise on Blood and Skiii Dis
eases. which will be mailed free. TEE
SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, Drawer ). Alta kts, Ga
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

WE take pleasure in inform hg the rub
lie of the merits of Eapinon T. I5arrh Cure
1t will cure Chronic Catarrh, Gold in the
Head, Rose-cold, and dor H ~ Fever no
remedy is as effective. 1t has cured hun
dreds Of cases. Sold by drug EisIs.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

"A wholesale tobacco dealer in New
York City claims that cigarette smoking
is dying ont, and that 14,OOO,000 less
cigarettes were sold in 1888 than il
lSS2--N. 7. Times.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22
R.arner.s,on Tar

Hegrnerskion fer
enfeek.ed systems
su6ering from . gen.
eral want Of tone. Gn0
It's usual concomitr
anita dyspepsia anda
nervOu snesa 1es
seidomderivaolenclu
sheuse Of q noufis1E
ing diet and sttm1z
efnupetite. unaiAeA
a medicine that Wth
enectaremoval offhe
specific o bstacletore-
newed healIh aEhvig-
or, that II Q g9nutne
corrective. n IN real
need. Itistne ppzpes-
sion Of thixgfTad re-
au fTem en- sEwhfch
makes HosSee ter =
, stomach Ri1eFs -
effective a. an tnvty
| GRANT. Forsale BY al
observation-disclosures
generally
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

THOSE CoMPLAEzTss of Sore Throator
Hoarsenexs should useaSRowN's BRGsCHIAL
TROCHEs The effect is extraordinary.
Singers anil speakers u se them for clearing
the voice. Sold ORtsfEs. boxes. - ets-
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

IF you want fine, look ing Face,
And Skin rosy and clear,
Use "BEEsoN's" SulphI n Soap I'll 'Hnxo'
OF Disease will dlsapl ear.
10 Sold by druggists, etc, everywhere
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

MAINE folks have q corrsr on spruce
gum. 1t is in tn e brner of abe mouth
4LOt1eH CitiZI1G.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

AN actress is like little girl IN one re-
epect. When she gets mad she Fon's plsy.
~ l. i&idl.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

The man who pursues be even tenor ot
his wav never commits a bass REt-TERS
tor Budfet.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

THE fame that comes from hanging Is
but hemp~tie honor.--M o. Picdyune.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

When purchasing a Porous Plaster, he
sure to get "Allcoek'S" All other 10
called Porous Plasters sre limitations.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

''ANSrHER expedition t. the polenAsaid
the man, as he wendell his way &c his
barber shop.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

HABu, if not resisted, soon becomes ne
cessiry. Eating is one of hess unfs-tu
nate habits.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

A SCIENTIST asserts that bee IN only
sting once in two minutes We rould re-
spectfully add that that's all it Generally
needs to.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

"Mettier Swans Worm Syrup" for few.
erishnssS. worms, constipation. tasteless. 25c
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

'sBErrER better behave mrs.if," sold
the turnlp to the pc alto, ''or some one will
come along and take the starch eus of
you.o
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

A -TEAM-sTER - The Whip. - Merchant
ITdULer.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

Skinny Men. ."Wens' Health Remover" re-
sstorss health and vigor, eEres Dyspepsia 81.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

Nor what its cracked up to be-An
ancisHt egg.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

Trough or Coughs" lie, atDruggsts. Com
,plete eIre Coughs. Hoarsepess. Sore Throat
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1884-05-22

e" Rough on Corns-" Bc. Ask for it Com
pSete cure, hf I'd or sOftearns, warts, brRio ms