The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-03-02
AMILEOGRAPn0.

The wages OF sin IL deith. IL ID strange
ia a. sin does rot strike for highM wages
There IL q videeprssd coDsest ovor who
shsll 10 the champion ght w'ists grocer.
since an Idaho girl bas been Rugged by d
bee she fhy her ttllov 10 no good.
A Brooklyn woman shot herself under
tho "a ole. This being fatal plnce she dieu
soon sfler.
ION, yes" said the indignant old LADY,
che Is a man who vii do moss awning
Wpy, do you know, I've seen Nun eat
tipe !"
II is true that one swailoR does not make
a summer, Dut too msuy swallows OF tne
right kind of stuff onen MAKO n fall.
~ don't care what the pspers say abou,
mo- said much-criilcised politician
half tina lies they tell s0Out mo amt true "
There is q difference bstw, ell the lips OF u
Young man, aud tho lips OF young lady
but sometimes 1t Is u mighty small one.
What Is the difference bstween shooting
mau aud killing shogY Ons Is assauitinR
with istent to XIII ana the other IL kiiilbg
with intent to salt.
SAYS An experienced bachelor: The bes
thing TO take when you 20 to kiss pretty
girl-take time. The IN re You take the
better she likes it,"
"Yss, AZ" said Jinkins, "5mithsrs Is n
nsn who keeps his word; but then he ha-
to-" How - thstf' asked Joues. be
~
A scisntist has o. last solved the mystery
OF Jour recent gorgeous sunsets. He sAys
they are caused ~ the suns trying 10 sat
by The new standard time.
"Wnat Q feIlow Charley is!" exclains
Fogs; always so prEctiosl. yos knos-nos
| = particle Ut imsgtnsti"n soout him. l De-
l,sve pne fsllOw slwa, tells the truth"
n0ardipg house lady 81 nsr 10 ogs,,
How did you sleep last night, sir u
vas very ,ss, lsss. MADAM. aud fear kept
your bugs awake al night"
NO" said the grocer, browns trad
doesn't am cunt to much. A pretty lrs,
family; but then. you know, they don'
keep y servant"
A Bs.tosian has Just been arrested for
marrying = dcgsn wivee. He made ver'
q Ell table sttem pt SO become tho hub" o.
! - universe.
A Chicago woman, the wife OF an editor
Of temperance paper. says thst she W .
never thoroughly frightened hut once. III
Vas when her husband came % ne so1er.
A bill has been pressated 20 the stole
| legislature to regulate the Manufacture oil
cider. Is this not an uowarrantahls inter
fers nce With the freedom e the pres'Y
A Joker said 20 his friend, - he pointed
TO blind woodsawvsr. Nobody svr saw
tsa, man see.'i 'But Thousands have seen
him ssw." was the spontaneous retotnder
"Can brutss talkf" was the quss ion un-
| der debate II should ssy they could. "s
eusbsrd talks" WAS the reply Of fI.t'
bush woman who owns no plush or Ia
wspta.
There are a. good ish In the sea - ever
sore caught" We ere more inclined ~
b slievs his alter seeing the suckers come 81
me girls have benz catching sinos leap
year began. .,
ives; Il 10 true that my party has thro-u
me overheard, bat I'll thow 'em shss l'vs
pireps,h to swim To The other sids."
Psner dinner plates ere nov In uss. "b'
and b." says the Sy rscuse Herald, so.
viii print The neVs Of the dsy around We
rim and serve then iresh ut every meal.
A PhilsdsIpbta orgsbist has heen di''
charged Tor playing Though very hosiy
and solenuly) . msrch rom an opera
bauffs. Sevsntesn dsscons Recognised IL o
once.
fingers on ssch hand. II che ever get
m ,1ried and allows them to toy with tn.
ba,r of bsr husband in the usul marits
vsy his had 10 liable to grow bald In !
.inele matir 90.
several OF the states propose to establis'
the ~bipping.post Tor wi'~-oes'ers u
shouldn't be done. when men become
n, tIdious o. 1, demand public pos's
"a oh 20 lash their wives while vhippIuI
then, they should Do entirely deprived .
~ hcalthful s0ussmeos.