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The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-06-12


ever. Eere they lie, wrapt as IL wero in
their own valOr, They havo received no
reward for this valor save defeat, no re
lief for their lisforbunes cave death.
But let Us to-day, as liberty LOVING
American freemen, reward theH as men
who possessed that high and astounding
sense Of honor, which soothes the mind
md supports the conscience. Let rs
reward them Ly correcting misrvpreseu,
tatiora and suppression u facts. Let US
teach pceteEity to disLonor and keep
forever biotted from their starapanaled
bannar the words slavery and rebellion,
but leave em1iazonod upon its folds the
~oNis SO true and sweet TO Southern
ears. 'L5ey'y and equality" Yes, We
find that tie words 'qost cause" have al
most become synonym Of rebellion,
upon the pages OF history.
,wRebcloa! ioul dlalono1u- word.
Muoae wrongful i'isht so of laa Stained
5Ae d4 Ao,i2S, c@n'c ta9f tongue on sword
How many u Spirit born to bliss
Whom but ,lays AN 69nrs success Sam
4a' varied To 'terna. fame
- i' 'Lue '-Sv 'Ae 9o1'A !'s' Aer
- -, ''I~' '-o A'' .-D'-a pine, Oh 'De
old Nort4 State whisper Tie SAL lullaby
r
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-'oeU -A7.oau ol enSA-old!Is tAsA iA
u'-AneS'. 2He asked not iof empire
Do' lot slavery noV lof independence.
9He ASKED Ios 7i.At W aSA'nStyl fought
q O'-i7t7cD' henry aA1 mason l1aia,ea'aAo
NaEfhaH anu AaA!!t9n o2nceo"" 30 be "a
r"c!' civil liberty, HaucA conduct cons
sil5ptos treason, then tho tiea9on o' ,1o
South was a manly, frank aud true WI
tue and il followed by the sweet rp>
o.,
memorance OF the Just. On! 5u IlsuIt
= +h;g 20 tLa c,,,.l. -..l .t., .t.t,.r....
- '-4A' " u4S b"~IA --H VIZ H1'IAI'AH
hOnor nf her fallen sons, uhCsa ra.a--
wish and aim was 10 elevate the morals
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-06-12

Meridian has an "Association Of
Funeral Directors"
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MEMORIAL ADDRESS.
DELIVERED BY PROF. W. D. wITHERspooN,
IN ABERDEEN, NAY, 27, 1884,
ABERDEEN. MISS,
May, ~, 1854 (

ABERDEEN. MISS,
May, ~, 1854 (
Mr.. VIZ. D. WITuERRpooN:---
After listening with pleasure and
to your Memorial Ad-
press, the Ladies' of the Association
most earnestly request Of you, copy
of same for publication and preser-
walton.
Very respectfully,
MRs. THos. 3. SYKES,
PresH. L. II. 4.
IRs, WIZ q. BLE1N, Seo'y.
The Aberdeen examiner. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1866-current, 1884-06-12

Ladies of the Memorial Association,
this custom of decorating the soldiers
graves was the thought and emotion of
your sex, yes, even 08 woman was The
first at the grave OF Jesus, so was she the
lrst 10 come lovingly and revelotly 10
sweetsL 5le soldiers aIaY0f VIZ. jalgs5t
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
The Life of a Beautiful Woman
Saved.

A young and beautiful married lady residing in
this city was lying at the point of death, with dph
liberia, and was not expected to live but few
ments; the husband father and mother of the suf
ferng lady, were by the bedside, as also the
attending physician; so certain were they of the
near approach of death, that certain arrangements
had already been made to meet the sad event The
father and mother were state of Maine people, and
had known from childhood of the wonderful curative
power of ,Johnson's Anodyne Liniment. At the
suggestion of the grief stricken mother, the father
had gone to the nearest drug store before daylight
and obtained bottle, and when the physician arriv
ed and stated that the loved one could not live but
few moments, the mother timidly told the doctor
that she had great faith in Johnson's Anodyne Lin-
ment and asked if she might give her daughter
some The doctor replied, Certainly you wish !;
it do no harm.'
While this conversation taking place the
young wife gasping for breath, and it evil
dent that she could live but few moments longer.
But the mother quickly uncorked the bottle and
gave teaspoonful clear to her child. The effect
was like magic; in instant the passage to the
lungs was enlarged, she could breathe little east
er the mother quickly began to battle the throat
externally, and in short time all present that the
crisis had passed. In few hours the patient was
considered out of DANGER and in a few days was
WELL The husband of this lady related these facts
with fearful eyes, Mr. Jennings, of the firm of L.
S. johnson & Co., % Custom House Street. He
said there could be no question whatever but what
this Liniment had saved his wife's life. All persons
who viii send their address to l. s. johnson & Co.,
% Custom House Street. Boston, Mass, may re-
ceve free, by mail, information of great value in
respect dphthera, and all other throat and lung
troubles.-Zion's Herald
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
Important to Housekeepers.

Demands Challenge Labor Saving Laundry
Soap saves money time, labor, clothing, and is the
Best Soap they ever used. This generation has
now arrived at the period, when good partieu-
lar result, is worth more than thousand schemes
The people earnestly seeking for improvements
and especially for methods for cheapenng all those
great staple articles which into the necessities
of our every day life This article has been improv
ed upon, has been tested by chemists and
others, and has triumphly passed the severest
ordeal of learned scrunty and is now brought
before the public with this claim.
For washing clothes it is superior and preferable
to all other kinds of soap compound manuiactur-
ed. 1t is the cheapest for all purposes, is easily
made and costs two cents per pound to make.
Instead OF having boiling water on the stove TOR
three four hours, you simply scad the clothes for
few minutes, thereby saving nearly fourffths the
fuel and the disagreeabeness of fire, suds and steam.
Two three cents worth is all that is required for
family of six eight persons, and the clothes will
look whittier than if washed by the old process with
the best of soaps. 1t will SO worth of soap
and fuel in the year. 1t is also excellent for wooden
goods and fiannes. The main cause of wear and
tear of clothes is rubbing them board To dis
pense with the rubbing is to the clothes. After
a few times washing with the s'Challenge Soap
clothing will become whittier than
For House Cleanng.-Ths is where our 'fChal-
lenge Soap appeals to the real lady-like house
keeper. Use it for scrubbing and cleaning. 1t is
wonderful in its effects, it makes an excellent suds,
and housekeeping can be done with one-fourth the
usual labor, without injury to the paint varnish.
1t will leave the paint bright and clean as new.
Use it for washing paints, windows and mirrors
you dare not attempt to wash these with soft soap.
For Laundry and Kitchen Use.-,Just think: No
boiling and washing and scalding and putting
through two waters. 1T9
For Horses, Carriages, Harnesses, etc.-It is
vastly superior to CASTLE soap for washing horses
Names etc., while for washing sores gals scratch
es etc. it is Indispensable For harness it is better
than harness soap, thoroughly and quickly remoy-
ing the grease from the leather, cleansing it, render
ing soft and pable, while for cleansing the running
gear and bodies of fine carriages it is without rival
This soap has been used in Orleans County, and a
large number oftestimonials have been written rel
alive to its value.
Mr. III. NJ. Horne is agent for this county and wifi
sell the right to manufacture to any party for $1.oo
As it can be made for cents pound, it is very
cheap as well as valuable article,
E. b. Stevenson, Clarenceville, P. O., is sole
agent for Dominion of Canada, Northern New York,
and nearly all Vermont. Men and women wanting
employment send S1.00 for "Rght'' and terms to
E. b. Stevenson, Clarenceyille, p. @.
Rights to manufacture and recipe sent to any
party in the county for S1.OO. Address II. NJ.
| Horne, Barton Landing, Vt.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
CALIFORNIA
EXCURSION.

Cooks Grand Excursion to California leaves
New York on May It'll, including visits, en- route,
The Mammoth Cave of Kentucky. Special
The Yosemite Valley. etc.
The best and most varied Excursion ever
nounced. Send for descriptive programme, free
by mail
THOS. COOK & son, 1877 Washington St, Boston.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
ViCk's Floral Guide.

For 1894 IS an Elegant Book of $50 Pages, 3 Color
ed Plates of Flowers and Vegetables, and than
1000 illustrations, of the choicest Flowers, Plants
and Vegetables and Directions for growing. 1t is
handsome enough for the Center Table Holiday
Present. Send on your name and Post Office adj
dress, with 10 cents and | viii send you copy,
postage paid This is not quarter of its cost. 1t
is printed in both English and German. If you aft
erwards order seeds deduct the 10 cts,
Vicl's seeds the Best in the World !.
The Floral Guide will tell how to get and grow
them.
Vick's Flower and Vegetable Garden, IFS Pages,
paper covers; $1.00 in elegant CLOTH In German or
English.
Vick's Illustrated Monthly Magazine-32 pages,
Colored Plate in every number and many fine En-
cravings. Price S1.25 year; Five Copies for So.
Specimen numbers sent for 10 cents; trial copies
for % cents.
MES WICK.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
round,

Found BY Eben Grant and Fred Fields, on the
22d day of February, A. D., 1884, in B. G. Pixies
Hotel barn in Irasburgh, VT. the following proper
ty, viz: One silver watch and thirty dollars in
bank bills. The owner can have the same by prov
ing property and paying all legal charges.
EBEN GRANT.
Dated at Irasburgh, Vt, March 18th, 1884. 1I-l3
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
q. "a p. R,R. TINE TABLE.

Passenger Trains LeaYc
NEWPORT-SoUTH-7.20 m; 116 m; 9.45 p IN !;
1O.20pm. NoRTH-5.50 m; 700 p NJ
OVENTRY-SoUTH-7.3 80 m; 1882 m. NORTH
-245 pm; 627 p Ia.
BARTON LANDING-SoUTH-7.43 m; 1.34 m
1908 pm; 1913 m. NoRTH-4.00 m; ESQ
pm; $3.50 p IN; GIG pm.
BARTON-SoUTH-75 a m; las m; 10.15 m
1859 m. NoRTH-3.47 m; 2.10 pm; 3.47
pm; 600 pm.
SOUTH BARTON-SoUTH-S11 a m; 1.55 p m;
11.10pm. NoRTH-1.55 m; 5.4S p IN.
CLARK'S-SoUTH-S.2 m; 1126 m. NORTH
lis m; 5.32 m.
WEST BURKE-SoUTH-S.35 m; 2.13 p m; 1912
pm; 11.32 pm. NoRTH-3.16 a m; LOS p m
$40 pm; 5.24 m.
LYNDONVILLE-SoUTH a m; 2.2S p m;
1857 m; 1l.55 m. NoRTH-3.O0 m; II 40
pm; 3.05 m; sos p m.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
PROBATE COURTS.

Probate Courts will be held the first Tuesday Of
each month at the Probate Office Irasburgh on the
first Wednesday of each month at my office, Barton
Landing on the last Friday Of each month at T
CIRCUITS Office. Newport o. H. AUSTIN, Judge
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
DIED.

rs All notices Of deaths inserted free; obituary
notices and poetry fire cents per line.
In Barton Mar. IS, DR.. F. NJ. Perry, Eaged IS
years.
In Glover Mar. 49, Mrs. Edison Mills. aged "A
years.
In Albany, Mar. u, Charles Pettengil, aged 81
years.
In Craftsbury, Mar, sth, of consumption, Eunice
Magoon, aged p years.
In Craftsbury, Mar. 9th, Mrs. Elijah And1us
aged 81 years.
In Danville, Mar. II, Franklin Vance, aged 50
years and mos.
In Derby, March %, Jennie Laura, eldest daugh-
ter of Albert A and Sarah W. Silver, aged p years
2 months and days.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
JAMES WICK.
Rochester, \. Y

| Ridges Food for In
fants and Invalids.
The most reliable sub
stitute, at present
known, for mothers
milk, and a sustain
ing, strengthening di-
let for Inyalids. 1t is
nutritious, easily di-
lgested, and acceptable
Ito the most irritable
stomach. Its superb
Iority to other similar
preparations rests not
ionlY on scientific anal
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
NOTICE.

Parties using the Luke Buzzell "Giant' wheel
can hear something to their advantage by cores
ponding with C. j. ROBINSON, Barton, Vt.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24

ysis bat the crucial of thirty years expert
ence throughout Great Britain and her Colonies,
and of many years in the United States. In cans,
35c. to s1.75. WOOLRICH & CO., Palmer, Mass.
lila
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24

REMARKs.-The butter market remains about the
same as it was week ago. Choice sells readi-
ly and old lots are moving very slowly unless the
quality is good Cheese is firm. Eggs are in good
demand. Beans are dull and lower. Flour is in
the same quiet condition with buyers taking only
enough for their immediate wants. Pork, lard and
hams steady and selling at previous prices.
Corn and oats quiet. Potatoes remain dull and
arrivals continue free No maple sugar vet quote.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
MARRIED.

At Morgan, March 20, W. A. Bartlett to Miss
Julia Taylor
At Derby, March 10, by Rev. c. A. Smith, W. c.
johnson of Barton Landing, to Mrs. Julia NJ
Brigham of Derby.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
Spetial Dntifes,
= g a "a ID :

"a ~ "a L a -
To allwhoares ufferin gfrom the rrors and ndis
sreon of youth nervous weakness early decay loss
CT manhood, &c. Il will send recipe that will cure
oou, FREE OF CHARGE This great remedy was
discovered by mssunaryin South America. Send a
MISUNDERSTANDING to the REV JOSEPH .INMAN
Station D, Ne,o York City
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
Orleans County Monitor.
Rnrton. VT. March "a, 1851.

NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
G. B. Ellis. General Merchandise
Opera Clothing House
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24
Boston Wholesale Produce Market
CORRECTED EXPRESSLY FOR
ORLEANS COUNTY MONITOR,

A. D. HIBBARD.
Jobbing and Commission Dealer in Butter, Cheese
Flour, Lard, Eggs, Beans, Dried Apple,
ETC., 81 John street, Boston.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24

New Advertisements.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1884-03-24

1lnNew Popular Songs, 10c; 50 New Chrome
IUVCards, no two alike, name on, 10c. c. w.
Brooks, Putney, VT 11-Sept. Is
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Twenty years ago William Faulkner,
Of Burlington. Vermont, Under great
provocation, shot and killed ruffian, for
which he was promptly acquitted on the
plea of justitiable homicide. Neverthe.
less, for the last twenty years he has
found it impossible to sleep after o'clock
in the morning. Remorse seizes him at
that hour, and for several hours after he
is driven out of the house. As there is
no other place open at this time he has
made it practice for many years past
to go to the press-room of daily paper.
where he is always looked for exactly at
3:l5 A. N. No one knows why he should
thus be troubled with remorse for crime
of which he has been legally declared in
nocent.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

N. Marcel Deprey has lately made an
exhibition at Gronolle, France, which
lead to the belief that much may be done
toward utilizing the power of mountain
streams IN lighting towns. With small
wire, only onetwelfth OF ca inch in di-
ameter, he succeeded in using the fall of
stream eight miles distant to light one
hundred and ten Edison lamps. 1t is
not supposed that distance is an obstacle
to success in transmitting this electric
force, except in the way of cost. II
small wires will answer, we may soon see
streams used to produce light at the dis
lance of two or three hundred miles.
Some one says that Science is but a
child as yet, but at this moment she
must be considered very vigorous and
promising one. May she develop into a
full growth OF beauty and power.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

THE SANTA BARBARA Volcano. We
had a conversation with Mr.. Stubble.
field on Wednesday. in relation to the
amateur volcano mentioned in our last
issue. The burning mountain is situated
on his place and he substantially con.
firms the statement made. The noun.
tain apparently is composed OF chalk
rock, which on the outside is very broken
and crumbles and rolls beneath the feet.
The fires seem to rage all underneath,
and in many places an excavation made
with common hoe will expose the
fragments Of rocks glowing with intense
heat. The heavy rains OF last month
only added fuel to the fires, and there is
no way of stopping it, until it has
burned up the supply of asphaltam. In
two or three places the boiling and seeth-
ing asphaltum can be seen through the
openings in the rocks. Somewhere we
have read Of volcanoes which had their
origin in this way, but just at present we
cannot quote the authority. We can
readily imagine what would be the re.
suit should the bed of asphaltum prove
extensive enough and the escapes be.
come clogged and closed. Gas enough
would be generated by the internal fires
to shake the universe should an explo.
sion take place. Oar theory is that the
deposit OF asphaltum is not very exten.
sive, and that the fires will burn them.
selves out in few weeks or more. or
months at the farthest, and a deposit of
red chalk will be the result, with posi-.
bly, valuable deposit of refined asphalt.
-lSanta Maria Times.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The Guadalupe de los Reyes mine at
Cosala, Mexico. has now been in opera.
ton eighty-three years, and has Welded
Its lucky owners the comfortable sum Of
Sl2O, 100000. Its workmen are tapping
the silver treasure 1000 feet down in the
earth, and the average length of the
paying chute is about 5000 feet. The
average width OF the vein is thirty feet,
and value of the ore S32 per ton. The
mine produces $4,000 per month, at an
expense of $4,000, using two twenty.
stamp mills and employing 400 men,
the wages ranging from 81 to 65S cents
per day, the men boarding themselves.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The gravity of court of justice is oc.
casionally disturbed very seriously by
the reply OF some witness undergoing the
torture Of rigid cross.examination.
Is Mr.. White" said Harrisburg lawyer
to'a witness in the box, "at the time
shese papers were executed you were
apeculating, were you not?" Eyes.
sir" "You were in oil?" II was. |"
And what are you in now" "In
bankruptcy" was the solemn reply.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The hen has in her ovaries, in round
numbers, more than six hundred egg.
germs, which develop gradually, and are
successfully laid. OF these six hundred
the hen will lay twenty in her first year,
l35 in her second, and ia in her third.
In each OF the following four years the
number of eggs will be diminished by
20. and in her ninth year she will lay at
most ten eggs.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Ii you think the water You use regu.
larry Tor drinking is impure, try the fol.
Owing test: Put one and half pints of
water into clean glass bottle; add to it
a teaspoonful of pure white sugar, cork
II and shake it until the sugar is well
dissolved and then set in a warm place
ior As hours, If it is unfit for drinking
1t will be turbid and milky at that time.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

tits reported, says the Beaver Record,
that as far as postal delnquences are
concerned the accounts of Us. Mcmillan.
our ex'postmaster, have now been made
all square. the missing funds having all
been paid in.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Ii the Mexican Reciprocity Treaty,
now under discussion in the United
States Senate, had been drafted by men
familiar with commercial affairs, instead
OF by soldier and a diplomatist, like
Grant and Prescott, it would have better
represented the interests OF this country.
Mexico seems to have secured the better
end Of the bargain.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The editor Of the Denver Tribune mar.
ried Chicago lady last spring. Now
the Tribune says, editorially, mo Chi.
cago lady should attempt to do Iolan.
the The girls of that city are not
fairies, and never will be. They may dc
very well from the hip up but like
Crephone's their neither cxtremities are
frightfully mortal"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The Southern States must be an excel.
lent field for Mormon missionaries. The
Mormon Church, within the last six
months, have sent nearly seventy mis-.
sionaries there, and are making many
converts.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The Senate Committee on Pensions
has directed that favorable report be
made on the bill granting pensions to all
survivors OF the Mexican war, the wars
with the Creeks and Seminoles, or Black
Hawk war.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The first rule Of every Leap Year Club
dance is. Every gentlemen must sup.
pose himself lady during the evening. u
We can't do it. There is something
about us which forbids the supposition.
-fJohn Dennis.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The year 1884 is opening out well as to
the destruction of human life by acct.
dent. Already there have been a mum.
Der OF human lives lost by railroad acct.
dents, disasters on the water and boiler
explosions. The present year bids fair
to surpass the year 1883 for casualties.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Washington City has been visited by
an earthquake. The people of that city
are so wicked that it would not be sur.
prising for the whole city to be swallowed
by All earthquake one Of these days.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

John Kelley, the Ole Bull of the Rocky
Mountain West, has been playing to no.
standing room houses in Central. Utah.
he may come to Frisco, and, if he does,
we can assure him profitable audience.
L Frisco Times.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Love is blind" Maybe that's why
the gas Is SO often turned down in the
parlor when love takes possession. Be.
cause why, love being blind, there is no
sense in wasting gas to make light for it.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Yes" said the candidate for Office,
81 suppose l can't sue that paper for
saying l spent part of my life in Jail.
You see l was warden for six years.
| can lick the editor, though"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

A Camel has foot furnished with @
pad which resists the burning sand Of
the desert for years, which would wear
out horses hoofs in few weeks.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

Prairie dogs dig their own wells.
Frontiersman F. Leech tells Good Cheer
that he knows Of such we'll two hun.
dred feet deep.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

A little boy, upon b..ng asked by his
sister what capital punishment was, re-.
piled that it was being locked up in the
cupboard with the jam and other nice
things.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

A strong minded young lady said to
her dressmaker the other day"
women are ever allowed to vote, what do
you think will be the fashion for voting
dresses: :"
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The wish-bone has taken the place
OF the horseshoe in decorative art; and
floral wish bones are hung over bridal
parties at weddings instead Of the bell.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1884-01-26

The director OF a matrimonial agency
IN Paris, says the young girls ask only,
p" Who is he" the young widows,
A" What is his position? the old wild.
ows, Where is he?"