Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1884-05-23
TRENTON, Ky.

1hc OHlUH Is HOW Ill IHC iiidIh
and the breath of the young man am
maiden smelleth badly. He gOeth t
the festive board and filleth himsel
with onions yea verify with greens
Who hath not got a Whit of his pom
derous breath ? He eateth onions from
his setting down to the rising NJ
thereof. Young men and maiden
try asafoctida and your breath will
be greatly improved after the eatin,
of that vegetable. Hear me. l hav,
spoken!
Last Friday evening City Mar
shal Patterson captured Buffalo Sam
a citizen of African descent and seve
raj other scents too numerous to men
ton, promenading our streets with
an advance agent of death on his per
son, five shooter! After a hearing
before Judge Hancock, he was takcI
to Elkton and now occupies promi
nent place in Jail. lie will be com.
PEELED to decipher thirteen copies Of
the Elkton Register. If he succeeds
in that llerculean task, he will be
told to go and sin 10 more.
The social circle Of this city is now
discussing the double wedding that
trdnSpi'ed at the Baptist church last
Saturday night, We are quite sorry
that we can't give the names of the
ushers. We suppose thev were pres
ent however. Please notice the names
of the contracting (or distractcd) par
ties, Mr. elias. Mason to Miss b.
Shelton: Mr.. Louis Mansfield dis
tant relative of Lord Mansfeld) to
Miss Mahala Kay; ceremony per-
formed by Rev. Peter Bronaugh.
Such a notable wedding hasn't taken
place here before for years.
A car load Of Hopkinsville dudes
reached Trenton Sunday evening and
marched two and two to divine SER
viccs-AdairviIle Times. Now this
little article is two utterly too too to
pass nnnOticcd. In the first place
there was only one dude present from
liopkinsville and we would give the
name but we promised not to do SC.
The Times was either TOO full of Con-
ference and Red l., supposing one
little dude TO be a a whole car load. or
he couldn't tell the difference between
dude and member of the Plug
Hat Brigade. The Times man must
have been Seeing through glass
darby"
Mrs W. II. Wilson went to Clarks-
vile this week shopping.
David A. Smith aud lady and Mrs.
G. d. Runyon went to Clarksville
Monday.
The negro that cut Chas, Adams
was captured at Dover Tenn, last
Friday May l6, Guess he will have
pretty hard time before he's free
man again,
DR., F.J. Runyon wants a good
horse. lie has a new buggy too and
proposes to pay particular attention
to the dam-sels this summer. Re-
member young ladies this is leap year
aud | don't suppose he could say no,
to save his life.
Richard ID. Caldwell and VIM.
Crozier, of GAINESVILLE, paid Trenton
and some young ladies therein WIS.,
it last Sunday. Richard is not
dude but he's awful sweet and takes
a large number of the cakes.
Miss johnson, a charming young
lady of Nashville, visited Miss Ella
Garth asst Friday and returned Mon
day.
Sam'l +. Steger has a bran new
buggy with flowers painted on the
body. Sam, the new buggy and the
gray mare make quite nice team.
Quite number speak of attending
the reunion of the Fort, Warfeld |
aud Metcalie families at Fort Station
Friday May 23rd. Every body will
have good time.
Mrs. p. IL. Lockctt after a pleasant |
visit to friends and relatives in Hen
tcrson returned to the city Monday |
accompanied by her daughter Mrs. |
John +. Lockett and children who |
will remain through the warm wealth
er. Miss Kitty Wallbridge petite
and sprightly belle, sister of Miss Sian
ME and an intimate friend of MissSal-
lie Sasseen two young ladies who won
all hearts here last summer, also came
with Mrs. Lockett to visit her daug-
ter Miss Lydia.
ERIN.