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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
An Extraordinary Offer.
TO All Wanting EMPLOYMENT.

We want Live, Energetic and Capable Agents in
every county in the United States and Canada. to
sell patent article Of great merit, ON ITS dER-
ITS. An article having 4 large sale. paying over
which the agent is protected in the exclusive sale
by deed given for each and very county he may
secure from u.s. With ali these advantages to our
agents, and the fact that it is an article that
cessary to make an extraordinary otler'' to Sc
cure good agents at o"ce, but we have concluded
to make it to show, not only our confidence in the
merits of our invention, but in lis STABILITY by
any agent that will handle it with energy. Our
agents now at work are making from $3.50 to 5000
month clear, and this fact makes it safe for us
to make our offer to all who are ont Of employ
ment. An agent that will give our business q
thirty days trial and fail to clear at least 500 in
this time, above all expenses can return all goods
for them. Any agent or General Agent who would
like ten or more counties and work them
through ub-agents for ninety days, and fail to
clear at least $3.50 above all expenses can return
all unsold and get their money back. No other
employer of agents ever dared to make such Of.
fers, nor would we if we did net know that we
have agents that make more than double the
amount we guaranteed, and but two sales Il day
would give profit Of over Sl25 month, and that
one of our agents took eighteen orders in one day.
Our large descriptive circulars explain offer
fully and these we wish to send to everyone out Of
employment who Will send us three one cent
stamps for postage. Send at once and secure the
agency in time for the boom, and go to work on the
terms named in our extraordinary offer. We
would like the address ofall the agents, sewing
machine solicitors and carpenters in the country,
and ask any reader of this paper who reads this
offer, to send us at once the name and address of all
such they know. Address at once, or you will lose
the best chance ever offered to those out of
employment to make Money.
RENNER MANUFACTURING Co.,
ISL Smithfield St, Pittsburgh Pa.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
Struggling with the Hello Box.

The other day very distinguished
Senator, who thinks he has the right of
way to the White House, walked up to
the Senate telephone and conducted
the following colloquy:
''Halloo, central offce!" (The Sena-
tors say '.Halloo" the Representatives
only say ''Hello!')
The central Office responded.
"Call the office of the Commissioner
of Patents for Senator Blank
Then there was long pause. The
Patent Office at last answered. The
Senator shouted at the top of his lungs,
and with his nose flattened against the
hello box, evidently thinking that the
louder he bawled the better the wire
would transmit the message. The cen
trail Office kept cutting in on him, and
he couldn't make them understand.
At last he squared off and shouted
straight into the box with voice like
q fog horn:
..i've got 'em. Don't you under
stand? tell you I've got 'em. =
Eyes, and got EN- bad, too, " sarcas-
tically responded the central office.
The Senator, with a very red face,
continued his conversation with the
Commissioner of Patents. - Washington
Cor. N Y. Sun
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
Continued from. last suesk.)
How Watch Cases are Made.

The many great improvements intro
duced in the manufacture of the Jas. Boss
Gold Watch Case, have led to similar inn
provements in the making of silver cases.
Under the old methods, each part of a
silver case was made of several pieces OF
metal soldered together, requiring great
amount of cutting and soldering, which
softened the metal and gave it the pliability
of lead rather than the elasticity Of silver.
Under the improved methods, each part
of the Keystone Silver Watch Case is made
of one solid piece of metal hammered into
shape. The advantages are readily appar-
ent, for every one knows that hammering
hardens the metal while soldering softensit.
To test the superiority Of the Keystone
Silver Watch Case, take one Of 3 OF. weight,
press it squarely in the center when closed,
and it will not give, while case of same
weight of any other make will give enough
obreak the crystal. The Keystone Silver
Watch Case is made only with silver cap
and gold joints.
Send cent stamp Keytons Watch Case Factories Phls
dephia handsone illustrated Pamphlet showing how
James Boss and Ksystone Watch Cases are made.
10 be cor,tinued)
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

wickley Colorcd Club last evening was:
(Which is of most benefit to man, the
steam engine or the horse?" The horse
orator grew pale when his opponent
asked, vehemently: "What am de boss
anyway? Muffin but q steam ingine.
Did my learned brudder never see
boss on a cold day how de steam comes
out OBJ his nose? Keep dat steam in
side an de horse would bust.'' can
when we come to die, said the horse
orator, ''how'd we look goin' to dc
cemetery in a steam hearse? Dat
would be puffeckly 'diculous.' This
turned the tide and the horse side won.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
The Thirteen.

During the craze for Union Pacific
stock" said an old broker, 81 furnish-
ed shares to thirteen different clergy
men in New England, all of whom sold
their government bonds or took their
savings out of the bank to buy with"
"And how did they make out?''
''Twelve of 'em lost thrce-fourths of
their investment
''And what about the thirteenth?'
ooh, it was through him that I sold
the other twelve, and he made about
So, 900. - Val Street NesUs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

A writer IN a uernan paper caI1s at
tention to the fact that {. factory in
which 1000 workmen were employed
in the manufacture of harmonious is
now closed. as the demand for these
instruments has entirely ceased. The
Writer aeeiGgnad aa enuge the essss-
ton of the pork trade, the cutting off of
which has, ncccssitatcd the closing of
the reciprocal branches oi the ex-
change. /, >, q sort Of hog and har-
monica strikc.-UIict Herald.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

The urchins of Brazos County, Texas,
know how to make life interesting for
the school-master. The Pilot tells of
one who was called up to be flogged,
but just as the hickory was raised over
his head he bumped himself like a
camel, and butted his teacher in the
stomach, knocking him over table
and a bench into remote corner OF
the room. Before the astonished peda-
gogue had recovered his wind the
young goat was gone.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
Liver, x idnc y or stomach Trouble.

Symptoms; Impure blood, costive bowels, irreg-
and heart, yellow urine, burning when urinating.
clay -colored stools, bad breath, no desire for
work, chills fevers, irritability. whitish tongue
dry cough, dizzy head, with dull pain in back
part loss of memory, foggy sight. For these
troubles ''SWAYNE's PILLS. are q sure cure
Box go Pills. by mall % Cts, for 81 90. Address
DIR. SWAYNE & SON, Phila., Pa. Sold by
Druggists. April 9-S4
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Ri cum,
Fever Sores, letter, chapped Hands.
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, OF no
pay required. It's guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refund
ed. Price rs cents per box. Sold by G.
L. ROOs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

The Bank of England has q floating
balance OF 800, 100000, and the bank
notes. if stretched together end to end,
would reach q distance of II, 500 miles.
The Egyptian war will use up few
miles OF this money.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
Itching PiIesS-YmPtom and cure.

The symptoms are moisture, like persperaton,
intense itching, incre ased by scratching; very
distressing, particularly atnight; seems as if pin
worms were crawling in and about the rectum
lowed to continue very serious results may fol.
low. "SWAYNE'S O1NTNEN'l' is a pleasant
sure cure. Also for letter, Itch, Salt Rheum,
Scald Head, Erysipeas, BARRIERS Itch. Blotches
all scay, c: usty Skin Diseases. Box, by mail, sc
Ctu.; for 81 Is. Address, DR.. SWAYNE & SON
Phla., Pa. Sold by Druggists. April 9-85
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

Minnesota, like Older states, Is begin
ming to replace wheat growing by dairy
farming, and only So per cent. Of the
farm lands, against 68 percent in 1879,
will be given to wheat this year.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

London Hair ResOrfer Great Eng.
lish. Toilet Article. Restores growth, color,
gloss, and softness. Removes Dandruff. Aris-
tocratic families Of Great Britain endorse it, Ele-
CANT dressing. Fragrantly perfnmed. The favor
tie of fashion. At Druggists for IS d, or rs Cts
in T.. s. money. April 9-S5
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

New Orleans has taken up the sub.
jcct Of cremation. A society has sever.
al hundred members, embracing most
Of the physicians and many lawyers,
merchants, and other business men.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

C0ug his, Colds. Catarrh, GOnsump.
ltUEl.
AllThroat, Breast, and Lung Aft ionsec cured
by the old established "SW 4 YNE'S WILD
CHERRY. y The first dose gives relief, and cure
speedily follows, Is Cts or $1.00 at Druggists.
April 9-S5
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
CHICAGO,
NIL " A UKEE
AMPST. paul.

1t owns and operates over 4,6OOimiles of road in
Northern Illinois, Wisconsin,, Minnesota, Iowa
and Dakota; and as its main lines, branches and
reach all the eat+ Gfnres
swers the description OF Short Line, ana Best
Route between
CHICAGO, MlLwAUKEE,sST. PAUL AND MINNEAp'
OILS.
Chicago, MILWAUKEE, onToNvILIE, ABERDEEN
AND ELLENDALE.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE,, PORTAGE, LA CROSSE AND
WINONA
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, EAU CLAIRE AND STILL.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE. WAusAu AND MERRILL.
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, BEAVER DAM, FOND Du
LAC AND OSHKOSH.
CHICAGO MILWAUKEE, WAuKEsnA, AND OcoN-
oMewoC
CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE, MADISON AND PRAIRIE
1CAao, MILWAUKEE, owAroNsA, MASKATo
AND FARIBAULT.
Chicago, Beloit GAINESVILLE and Mineral Point.
Chicago, Elgin, Rockford and Dubuque.
Chicago, Clinton, Rock Island, Cedar Rapids ana
Chicago, Canton, souix City, souix Falls and
Chicago, Milwaukee, Albert Lea and Southern
Chicago, Milwaukee, Mason City, Mitchell, ssaud
Rock Island, Dubuque, st. Paul and nIinneapo-
lis.
Davenport, Calmar, St. Paul and Minneapolis.
Milwaukee,, Racine, Bcloit, Frecport and Rock
Island.
Mitchell, Wolsey, Ashton and Aberdeen
Dim River Valley LneJ
Pullman Sleepers and the FInest Dining
Cars In the iUOrld are run on the main lines of
the CAIC.aGO, .MLLW.4UHEEE 81 PAUL
R.4ILW.ly, and every attention is aid to pas
sengers by courteous employees of the ompany
S. MERRILL, A. V. H. CARPETE
Gen'l Manager. Gen'l Pass en-
J.T.CLARK, N GEO. II. HEAFFORDt
Gsnl SNpt,Agt, Pass, Asst SEM
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

Louisville has u barrier shop in tho
Turf Exchange which is managed en-
tirely by women.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

~ R1~ m The use of the term 'sShort
Lines in connection with the
corporate name of great
Hnn road, conveys an idea Of just
what is required by the trav-
cling pubic--a Short Line,
T1TH Quick Time and the best Of
n accommodations all of
iii III which are furnished by the
|" II greatest Railway in Ameri-
~ n ca.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16
SPEER'
PORTUGAL GRAPE WINE |
Also

agFERMENTED GRAPE JUICE.
Used in the principal Churches for Cummunion
Excellent for Females Weakly Persons and til
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

An English Veterinary Surgeon and Chemist,
how travelling in this country. says that most
Of the Horse and Cattle Powders sold here
are worthless trash. He says that Sheridan's
Condition Powders are absolutely. pure and
immensely v..::.ole. Nothing on earth will IL
full to l pint food. Sold everywhere, Or sent b2
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

THE EgAGNETON APPLIANCE &C.,
218 State s.. EhiearD- III.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1884-04-16

Passsenger-How long have you been
employed on the street carsP Driver
Fifteen year, barrin' whin. I was sick.
Passenger You must be a great favor
lite with the company? Driver Ha!
ha! ha! Dye see that ovid gray mare
I'm dhriyin'? Well, we both fell sick
together at Wonst last winter. They
stint for a docther for the horse, and
they STINT me me resignation. Teas
Siftiaags.
An Austin gentleman who had lost
one Of his children was presented with
a bill for payment. 81 see BY your bill
that you charge 500 for ten visits while
you were treating my child, he re-
marked. Certainly; $2is the usual
price for q visit" responded the doctor.
Yes, but man alive, the child was un-
der ten years Of age. I could get her
into circus for half price. Texas
S'iitt1iags. sa
The question for debate at the Sc
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-07-26
BLAINES LETTER.
The Issues Of the Campaign
Clearly Presented
THE PROTECTIVE TARIFF
How it Has Increased the Wealth
Of the Nation.
NO POLICY OF EXPERIMENTS.
Protection for the HumbIest Citizen at
Home and Abroad.
LET US SEEK THE CONQuESTS Of PEACE.
MIR. isiaiue'S Record as IL Civil
Service RctOrmer.
Protection for the HumbIest Citizen at
Home and Abroad.
LET US SEEK THE CONQuESTs Of PEACE,
MIR. isiaiue's Record as IL Civil
Service RctOrmer.

The following is Mr. Blaine's letter
accepting the Republican Presidential
nomination:
AUGUSTA, Me-, July IS, 1881.
Tie lion. Jol,n 3. Henderson, and others
"f tile CDmmittse, ec., etr.::
Gentlemen-In accepting the nom
nation for the Presidency rendered me
by the Republican National Convention,
l beg to express a deep sense of the
honor which is conferred and of the
duty which is imposed. l venture to
accompany the acceptance with some
observations upon the questions invol-
we'd III the contest-questions whose
settlement may affect the future of the
nation fayorahly or unfavorably for Il
long series Of years.
IN enumerating the issues upon which
the Republican. party appeals for popu-
lar support, the convention has been
singularly explicit and felicitous. 1t
has properly given the leading position
II the industrial interests of the country
As affected by the tariff on imports. On
that question the two political parties
are radically in conflict. Almost the
first act of the Republicans, when they
came into power in 1901, was the es-
adjustment of the principle of protec
ton to Am. rican labor and to .Ameri-
can capital. This principal the Rcpub-
lican party has ever since steadily main
tanned. while on the other hand the
Democratic party in Congress has for
fifty years persistently varied upon it.
Twice within that period our opponents
DESTROYED tariffs arranged for protec-
ton, and since the close of the civil
war, whenever they have controlled the
House Of Representatives hostile legis-
lation has ben attempted-never more
coAspiIuously than in their principal
measure At the late session ofCongress
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1884-07-26

Of dollars (S44, 1000, ooo, ooo). This
great result was attained, notwithStlnd-
inI the fact that countless millions had
in the interval been wasted in the pro-
grcss of bloody war. 1t thus appears
that while our population between 1860
and 1880 increased sixty per cent, the
aggregate property Of the country IN
creased two hundred and fourteen per
Ccnt.-showing avastlv enhanced wealth
per capita among the people. Thirty
thouzand millions of dollars $50, ooo,-
600, ooo) had been added during these
twenty years to the permanent wealth
of the nation
These results are regarded by the
older nations of the world as phcnom-
email. That our country should sur
mount the peril and the cost of 4 gigan-
tic war. and for an entire period of
twenty years make an average gain to
its wealth of one hundred and twenty
five million dollars per month. surplsses
the experience of all other nations, an
Gent or modern. Even the opponents
of the present revenue system do not
pretend that in the whole history of
civilization any parallel can he found
to the material progress of the United
States since the accession of the Re
publican party to power.
The period betwee1 1900 and today
has not been one of material prosperity
only. Vt no time in the history of the
United States has there been such pro-
gress in the moral ard philanthropic
field. Religious and charitable institu-
tons, schools. Summaries and colleges
have been founded and endowed far
more generously than at any previous
time in Our history. Greater and more
varied relief has been extended to hui
man suffering, and the entire progress
of the country in wealth has Eeen &C
companied and dignitied by 4 broad
ening and elevation of our national
character as 4 people.
Our opponents find fault that our
revenue system produces 4 surplus.
but they should not forget that the law
has given 4 specific purpose to which
al CT the surplus is rrolItably and hon
orably applied-thc reduction of the
public debt and the consequent relief
of the burden Of taxation. No dollar
has been wasted. and the only eNtrava-
gance with which the party stands
charged is the generous pensioning of
soldiers, sailors and their families-an
c>travlgaLcc which cmbodies the high
est form of justice in the recognition
and payment OF 4 sacred debt. When
reduction of taxation is to be made,
the Republican party can be trusted to
accomplish it in such form as Will most
effectively aid the industries of the
nation.
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THE INFLUENCE OF FACES.
TIE important Part They Have Played
in the Worlds Affairs.

in the Worlds Affairs.
From lie Nicago Current.
The influence faces have exerted in hu-
man affairs since Adam first looked upon
our universal mother, and fell in love
forthwith, does not admit of computa-
ton. Carlyle would fain reduce the his
| tory of the world to mere matter of
clothes. Brilliant as the attempt was,
| he succeeded but inditercntly Had he
chosen faces instead of coats, his success
might have been more considerable. Had
Helen of Troy not possessed that fatal
| face
(Which launched thousand ships
And burned the topmost towers of llium,"
the Had were still unwritten. Antony
deemed the world well lost SO he might
bask little longer in the baleful beam
of Cleopatra 5 eyes. To the loneliness
Of a Laura and the beauty OF Beatrice
do we owe the poetry of IL Petrarch and
a Dante. And the thing that has been,
is and shall be, what Byron calls-"the
might-the majesty of Ioveliness." will
WELD an easy, unlisputcd sway 50 long
as men have eyes and women beauty.
Ita5linst the brDll stltemels tina
nothing is revealed in the face, we put
the assertion of Macbeth:
''rhere is no art
To read the minds construction in the face"
we might be somewhat bewilicred by
the conflict of authority, were it not that
the usurper's opinion is much weakened
by the note Of warning and reproyal his
murderintcnt spouse utters as they are
an>iously awaiting the kms's coming:
'Nour face, my thane, is book where men
May read strange matters"
Lord Chesterfield evidently was not of
| Macbeth mind, for he impressed very
strongly upon his dear boy, whom he
fam would make the glass OF fashion
and the mould of form, the necessity of
cultivating the power to keep his coun-
| tenance as unmoved and Rnembarrassed
as possible under any injunction of cir
cumstanccS, and Carlisle tells us that his
/ hero, Frederick the Great, carefully
! studied the art of wearing among his
! fellow men a polite cloak of darkness,
until gradually he became master of it as
few men are; man cautiously impreg-
nable to the intrusion of human curios-
ity, able to look cheerily into the very
eyes of men, and talk in social wav,
and yet continue intrinsically invisible to
them"