The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1884-02-05

There has been considerable feeling that
the BAzOo's list Of bachelors published re-
Gently was so incomplete, and at the re-
quest of interest d parties, We herewith
present supplementary one, which con-
tains few, though necessarily not all, of
our young men and old bachelors who may
be approached during the present leap
year. Ammo Domini, 1881:
We are requested 10 speak coed word
for Frank Swap, the Junior member of the
firm of Meredith Il Swap, and do so with
pleasure Frank IS bashful but beautiful
and is the 'basso profundo" of the new min
strrl troupe. What more would any sensi-
bic girl want?
Welt Epstein, jr the meek Main stree,
merchant, rs on the matrimonial market.
"His face is his fortune"
The Sombsrt bows need nc introduction.
George. Oh rIie, Frank, Robert and Henry
collectively or individually, are daisies"
George Acton, the talented and talkative
young lawyer. We have our doubts about.
He must be talked 10 mighty sweetly.
l.. Westerman, the Spring street barber,
will bear watching. III ne don't get mar
ried during leap year it will be a close
shave.
Will Forsythe, the bright-eyed beauty
OF Griffin's, is watching a good chance.
He don't need much coaxing.
A really fine article, warranted, is Calvin
Atkins, the meek and modest clerk at
Towards. Calvin will "catch on" in due
time we have NO fears.
Mennie Weitendorfi, the tall and stately
blonde, who dispenses pills for DR.. McClan-
ahan, don't care much.
And here is an assorted lot, all sizes,
shapes and colors, cheap for cash:
Henry Katz, the cynic; Louis Williams,
the deputy sheriff; Harry Monroe, the
spirituelIe beauty; Martin Halter, the
printer, and Willard Elder, the incorrigible
old bachelor.
True V. Rickox, rich, rare, radiant,
rscy and rosy, is prize worth considera-
bic. No OK RI charge for this free sdver-
Using.
Leopold Wall was reported married
once. hut IL was a mistake. Don't let il
happen again, Leopold.
Now that the BAZOo has established
free matrimonial bureau, We hope TO see il
we'll patronizrd. We already have heard
very favorable reports Of the first adver-
tisements and expect the same of the ones
given to-day. One young fellow writes:
you are "A daisy You will need your
club and pops, If YOU don't look out BE
good idea to load the Cannon, also"
Our conscience Is cast-iron and we war
cost-of mail, so no fears on that score, our
dear boy.
LECTURE COURSE.
The /. p. C., an organization of Boon
viile's young men for mutual self improve
ment and self culture, have gotten up a
lecture course the proceeds OF which are tn
DE devoted towards maintaining their
reading room. Prof. J. :. Blackwell, of
Columbia, lectures on the 9th of February.
Subject, "Chaldsic Tablets" Rev. III. q.
Jackson. of Sedslia, lectures ON "South
America" on the 18th, OF February. The
following week, Rev. DIR. G. &. Woods, of
Kansas City. will lecture on "The Women
of Dicken" Others will be announced
hereafter. This is a worthy object and
should meet with abundant encourage
ment. The admission will be only 25
cents.
MIR. MattheS Gauat is reported danger
ousIy i'll.
Miss Minnie Sheriff, of Moniteau
county is visiting friends near Boonville.
w. III. Morris has purchased the resi-
dence of the late Judge Smith on Third
street
Mrs. w. N. Williams who has been
visiting relatives in Sedalis, returned
home TODAY.
Miss Matte Kennedy, of Sedalia, who
has bren visiting in Boonville, has re
turned home.
There is to be Leap Year ball al the
Thespian hail next Tuesday night, given
10y the young ladies OF the b. L. " q. V.
Elmer kOoniz, of Holden was in town
10 day. He made a Decline for Prairie
home where the scenery is most mag
nIficent.
Miss May Vogeler, of Sedalia, who has
been the guest OF Mss Mary Bernard in
our city for some time, returned home
Wednesday.
Robert Scott and Jim Bobb killed one
hundred and eleven rabbits and twelve
buails out on Lone Elm prairie, last
Wednesday, in three hours. Bring on your
and see who can beat the record.
It is q sure cure. have been troubled
Win cStdTTH ucatDtSs LOT seven or elgnt
years with a roaring noise In my hesd. /
bought medicine In Is states but nothing
helped me till procured bottle of Ely's
Cream Balm. In four days | could hear as
we'll as ever. i am cured of the catarrh as
well. consider Ely's Cream Balm the
best medicine ever made.-Garreit Widrick
Hastings, New York.
A cure at last for catarrh. The evil
dence is overwhelming that Ely's Cream
Balm goes more directly than any ether to
the seat of The disease, and has resulted in
more cures than all other remedies
Pa. Union Leader. Not
liquid or snuff. see adv't
have been a sufferer for years with
and under a physicians treatment
for over year. Ely's Cream Balm gave
me immediate relief. | believe | am en-
iirely cured.-G. :. Davis, First National |