The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1884-02-14
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W.. Rplopond, ke, who was not - be pm
OIL " "a 80 Hmt II a disaster as stone hfnisf
Ihll YOU that have rtt slme trout !
Win my foot that threatens my f., nn
Won stand around there he o1rl, M a boz
tliHud IL Hhuut IL ust / hgdu't got on
lee IN my colin as Tar a. my h,p,
'Afe yuu sue 70 lent = c0Fn'' hazrdei
Mrs, 5p1oprudy ke, tmldly, "hnmt .mr
: corr hurts worse IA a unyihlng e.sri hu
never heard ~ people hyiug OF thtm,'
"N1, IL Isn't GclTll' hOWled SIR. spoo
pend gEe, nursing his foot aud glarlns NJ
his wife with a mingled expression u rage
and pain. when did you ever hear Of d
corn thai reached nom tho heel G, th'
knetp Which Of your friends ever hnd n
! corn that huff clear 10 the tgif Hli N r..
spoopendykc touched his foot carefully TO
the nl0r nud eyed his wife narrowly 20 see
" she noticed tbs expression OF agony on
his face,
excl iimed Ms. Spoopondykr, t'iuui-
- take your boo. of and put your clip
That's it, yelled Mr. spcopendyke,
lAuling on his boot aud bring IL scross the
room. when man is dying of indian
maiory rhoumttlsm, us bunion! You've
got itl A pain that starts Ia tho toe, runs
u the back OF the neck aud ties In hard
knot over tho spiue Ia huniOpl Snow ms
the bunioi he continued, sticking his leg
ont straight and polntins his tnger NJ the
offending tu [. Take this digit IN
your Ivy white hard and place II ter
derby on tho dnd-gnt' 4 bunion before !
die and tory, what X II ii me- PICK II out
Of the 'urfounding nnGlomN!' no yelled,
wfiglliug bis foot aud bouncing mp Gnd
dawn IN nls chair ia u d,lirium OF rage.
"P,uek the bunlon from its mountain
ia, ness on The hoof OF 5000 pendyko aud
hold II unto tle gage OF tho same.
Does II huri--?' commenced Mr9' Spoo-
pendyke, soothingly.
Hurt - roared Mr.. Spoopeudyke.spring
Ing from his chair and darcine around the
room like q flea. "Of course II don't. IL
rcklcs. uuri! It's n picnic. SAY, my
dear, and ms voice was low and tender.
SAY, my dear, instead OF going Into The
country next summer we'll lay In stock
OF bunions for our heblth and recreation
Hurt" he shrieked, breaking out in
new spot "Hurtln II feel, like n band OF
muscl That's what il 10, u buniou! II took
you to hit II. When get time to fix you
no with iull beard and bottle OF whisky
I'm going to start dispensery with ynu
II you'd OIL y improve your mind INT /
YOU reach the tttndard OF Intelligence OF
model donkey vou'd only Peed st n
corpse ana bad smell - DO a first class
mediot college"
lay, dear" observed Mrs. sp1open.
dyke, who rad been exploring carefully
her husbands bo1 Say dear, ! think !
have found out what tho tr9utl Il. IL
! isn't o bunion, alter OIL Here's ! peg
sticking Gus here about n quarter OF 80
inch. II you tav that taken ont don't
| b. lieye you will suffer any more"
Mr. SDoopsndyke jtmmad his hat over
hi5 eyes, showed his teet into his slippers,
grabbed lha connexions boot and tt uted TOR
| The door with whitening look u5 h.I vale
/ az re went oRt,
II don care" murmured Mrs SpooDen.
Idyke, ~ the IOrt door slammed Wind c.
| vely; II d8a'tcire. II he has 70 cut hr
/ has IT, admit tlat | ws4 HEi Z, ana II hc
doesn't IL vi hurt him II he dies. ! DO,
| know which " II be the wort ipr him, but
| he " n have "a do one or tle other. -
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