Lexington weekly intelligencer. (Lexington, Mo.) 1871-1887, 1884-05-31
Vote for W afprworka.

| cents. may lOti
Tickets TO Chicago convention and return,
s14 50.
Low rates for excursion rates to Leaven-
worth. C.. Ben.
BOYS plow shoes. all kip, one dollar, at
Clagett & Cos. may10tf
Siverman carries the largest stock of liquors
in Lafayette county. msy10tf
Guinness Dublin Stout and Bass London
pale ale. at Silverman's. maylOtf
Call and see the new patent cane and UNI
breIla al Wiiker s. Millel's NIL T.
Persons wanting TO pasture cows, call on
W. &. Tate, at book store. maye4tf
The Kansas and Sedalia mai! goes east every
morning and west every night.
Will have on sale excursion tickets to the
republican convention at Chicago. c. Ben.
Get Boston Betting Company's Standard
Betting, at Jordan's Foundry sud Mactune
shops. u6tt
Col. n. j. Colman will address our peO-
pie on Monday, June I'd. Come and hear
him.
Harwood, Dover, Missouri, will sell you
goods for cash, cheaper than any other house
in the country. mayl7F
The new patent cane and umbrella 'cab-
bages the bum call and see 1t. For sale by
| Wilker l. Miller, m3l 10
A number of chamber suits will be sold at
extra low prices at H. y F.. Winkier's, Lex
| ington, Missouri. m3tf
The Acme and Red B, il the whitest hour
on the market; try 1t. Made at Aullville. For
sale by all grocers. may3ltf
[fopnpnnrrannnn ovarniaaa nf tina Hamlet
Female College in Hagen's Opera House.
Tues lay night. June Srd.
Bear and tor Baehr, and bear in mind John
Baehr's grand opening lunch on Monday,
June 9. at the Baehr's Cave. 1t
Latest styles in parlor sets at very reason
able prices. in best figured and solid plush, at
a. II F. Winkler's. Lexington, Mo. m3tt
My stock of wines aud liquors is complete
in every detail and you can always get what
you want at the corner. l.. Silverman. If
Sermon before the College Missionary So
| ciety will be preached by DIR. Maple in the
Baptist church. Sunday night at 8 O'Clock.
Rev. j. C. Maple, d. D., of Marshall, will
preach the commencement sermon in the
Baptist church tomorrow morning at IL
o'clock.
Farmers take notice, you can get Robinson's
celebrated roller -four in exchange for wheat
ut their ofice, next door to the Lafayette
| County Bank. july21tf
The republican national convention meets
on Tuesday next. The Kansas City Times
will contain complete reports. On sale daily
| at Sam Keller's. 1t
The ladies' of the Presbyterian church at
Higginsville, will give a strawberry supper in
the opera house on the evening of June !. the
proceeds to be used In furnishing the church.
Silverman buys his goods from the manu-
facturers in Kentucky, and consequently has
no competitors in prices or quality of goods
in this market. Call on HIM when you require
anything in the liquor line. msy10tf
Farmers turn out and have a good time.
Come to Baehr's grand lunch, bring your
Jugs and lay in your supply of harvest whisky
Of the purest and cheapest goods in the city.
Remember the time and place, Baehr's Cave
| June 9. 1t
The closing exercises of the Baptist COL
lege, at the opera house Monday night, will
he made interesting by = new arrangement of
the stage. The programme promises choice
music and sprightly essays. Many visitors
from different parts of the state are expected.
For pure Kentucky WHISTLES be sure to cali
at the red corner, Silyerman's stand where
more goods of the kind are kept than in any
other house in the county, and more value is
given for the Money. Fine wines, liquors.
| cigars, &c, always in stock. Family supplies
made a specially. apr19tf
Every household is liable to he visited by
sudden sickness. Often it occurs in the night,
distant from the doctor, nothing in the house
to give relief, the patient is sure to get worse.
"A box of Ayers Pills, in such an emergency,
would arrest disorders which, If not taken
IN season, may become deadly. IL
An excursion train lett Kansas City last
Sunday morning, for Lexington and Sweet
Springs. About thirty persons got OF and
spent the day in this city. The train LETT
Kansas city at 4:45 a. M, and, returning, left
this city at 9:O5 p. M. Such unreasonable
hours would naturally kill of all excu. sion
party.
At q certain season Of the year nearly,
every person suffers I" Il ..titer "r less ex-
tent from impurity Of The blood. biliousness
&C., &C. This should be remedied as soon AZ
discovered, otherwise serious results may
follow. Sherman's "PRICLY ASH BITTERs'
will effectually remove all faint Of disease
and restore you to health. may17m1
The people of Lexington and lafayette
cosnty should encourage honesty 10y buying
their wines, liquors, &C., from q man who
pays a heavy license for the privilege Of sell
ing them. True, it is popularity considered
more ''genteel' and respectable 10 sell liquor
! without going through the formality of pay
ing the requisite license. but it is no more
than common justice that we Who pay The
| piper should enjoy q little Of The dancing. l..
Silverman. maylOtf
The cadets of W. NJ. A. expect to give one
of their entertainments, aided by members of
the Lexington male quartette. Prof. Gimbel
and some Of the lady music teachers, at Mar
shall on the 18th of June. The exercises will
consist of music, recitatiOhs and military
drill. We can say to our Marshall friends
that they will find all the parties to this pro-
gramme able to entertain them well, and that
they are deserving Of u rousing big house.
We understand that the party will probably
repeat their entertainment ut Higginsville.
A good friend Of ours who is known as q
Chinaman went up to Helms lake fishing the
other day, with several other gentlemen.
Seeing a lot of nice looking little mounds
sticking up out Of the water (musk rat hills)
he supposed they had been placed there es-
pecially for ishermen's rests, and concluded
to vile the tinny fishes to his wriggle- balted
hook from the top OF one of them. So out OF
the boat he got and proudly made 3 east.
when, 10! his hemisphere began to disappear,
and with an exclamation and u leap he struck
the gunwale of the boat and landed partly In
and partly out,and as badly scared as he well
could be. A deaf disciple of Piscator who
occupied the other end of the boat and had
not heard the retreat beaten cried out ~ the
boat tOppled about that there had been
enough of that--temphatic) f%oolishness, and
that they had better keep quiet dow there,
and a %long-limbed Scotchman who beheld II
all commenced a laugh which he has been re-
peating in his dreams ever since.
"Tis true no Turbots dignity the board.
But gudgeOns. founders did the lake afford. :
DR.. Primer has more fun out at his new
coal shaft than you can shake a stick at In
half an hour. One lime he wanted to 20
down in the shaft, and as he was about to
step into the bucket he hesitated q moment
for some purpose. The driver kept the horse
moving and when the Doctor finally step ped
into the bucket he had to fall ten feet to rind
it. Luckily he landed in the bucket, not
much hurt. Another time he was making u
blast, and after getting the dynamite and fuse
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