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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17

AZ. f. Carpenter, Henderson, N. Y, cured
ns Psoriasis or Leprosy, OF twenty years
standing, by Guticura RemeDies. The most
wonderful cure on record. A dustpanful OF
Gales fell from him daily. Physicians and
hi, friends thought hemust dies. Cure sworn
10 before justice OF the peace and Hender'
son Is most prominent citizens.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17

MIS-. 4. 4. whippie, Decatur. Mleh.l
her body were almost raw. Head covered
vi h scabs and sores. Suffered fearfully and
'ci.d everything Permanently cured by the
nticurR Remedies from a SRin Bumor.
Re, vent I, sl.OO; Soap, % ceenu: POTTER
LRUG AND CHEMICAL Co, Boston, Mass.
serd for allow to Cure Skin Diseases"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17
FINANCE AND TRADE.

Money Easy at I I-2a2 Per Cenf--6oS-
prnments LsWer-StOcks Lower
Flour Quiet and heat
Lower.
NEy YoEK, April 'I6-Money-Market
essy at lHg2 per cent, closed offered q
mar cent. Prime mercantile paper 1929
her cent. Sterling exchange, bankers bills
SStsady at 4S7A; demand 1917.
GoyERSNENTs-LoWerfo for Sand per cents.
Ihrees
Fours and-s-hsR ,s to
Fours
STATE SECURITIES Arkansas fundlngSold
at l5H. ,, a-,r,
rose 50, reactiDg to 81, n,.o
sroCxs-In the stock market the res III o
the davis trading was general decline GA
nearly all active shares, ranging from = 70
IT the latter Pacific Mail, with "a on
METROPOLITAN, on Manhattan Common
and on Richmond and D1nville. Daring
the dsy large ocks OF various stocks were
tsksn to cover short contracts. Fac nc
Mail shows net earnings for the past
months 10 be Overt per cent per annum.
sDscie SHIPMENTS Saturday estimated al
Is CS0 600 Transactions 3l4. 900 shares.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17
FLOUR AND GRAIN
GROCERIES.
WheeIfnR.

Corrected every week by SIMON BAER
SONS, wholesale Grocers, No. l4l2 anu III
Main street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17

Couvbs and Hoaraenesa.-The irrita'
tJoI, which induces coughing Immediately
rsiiayed by use OF 'BrOJVR's Bronchial IToches.'
Sold only in bOIsS-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17

EoR sALk-FIvH WALNUT BOOK.
r cs..s. one Lcunss - kxssn.sen uhaii
Doufl 10 Walnut w ardroho with W1ung Dsok
and BookcasO II intsg1ogt one Ieht walnut
Card Table. Addre8 W. w. ", eaxo Pan.
Handle Grocer. 80 mK9lh
For SALE
VALUABLI REAL EsrATE ONN0RTH.
:east corner fwsnty.fourth and Maxkat
strseta In the city Of Wheeling. w. Va Lot
&C feet by ia feet Now occupied By q J. n
hfritE as . wagon and hlackmith shop.
W.. v. HO0E BBo,
sI9h 1850 Haxkot Street. =
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17

a%CAPIrAL PRIZE, ss5,OOO.-Sa
Tick cts Only o.. Shares In Prop0Ftfon
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE.
A FIRsT-CI.Aes FARM or ONE HUN.
IA DRkD and twenty-stx asreA with rood
Improvement, on&bAh mile iron the
National road and Hsmpneld Railroad, and
eight miles from Wheeling. Will b sold upon
reasonable tefmA For pAYttcu!afS inquire Of
ALEXANDER BONk
Real nstste Agent
feblh Cor. Twelfth and Market eta
For sale.
T OFFER FOR SALE NY PROPERTY IN
i Brilliant, Jefferson county, Ohio, either In
q whole or In PAL n to suit purch aser, consist-
ing OF one dwelling house aud lot one two
story rev buLnees house AXIS feet and oel.
lar under the whole OF IT. two eernsr lots,
the niCst desirable property for pubic build
high water mark. For further partic aiArs
address ELLA DALRYMPLE,
mrseh Brilliant, Jefferson County, o.
A ValuabIs Farm For Sale.
1SHE UNBEKaI0NED OFFERS FoA
i sale his farm situatod three miles eAat of
~ Clairsvtlle, Ohio, and one mile south ol
the National road, containing loe aor0s, 10
under cultivation, has plainly Of God timb bee
10 well wAtered. lies very fAvorably, n cay d
cultivate. and u one OF the ocse farms In
that part OF the country. Has On IL one good
dwelling house and one tenant house, with
three good orchards Of choice fruit, together
with . lot Of other fruit such a. psars cher.
rieS Quincea, &c. For particulars enquire Of
the UNDERLINED on the premises, or addrsa
osis6sh SAMUEL 4. FINNEY
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17
PbIlAdeIphlA.

PHILADELPHIA, April 16.-Flour-Dull and
unchanged. Rye Flour-Stesdy at IS on.
Wheat3Declined &c and closed barely
steady: car lots quiet; No. red April
81 OOI%; MAY 81 OOA@l OH; June 81 oZH
al G2%. JnIy 81 03@l on. Corn-Opuons
Suiet. car lots l1a@2c hig CHER under light
offerings and good demand; no grade 4oc;
No, 8 mixed 544@55c: No. white 51o;
sail mixed April 55@55]1c; May 551sCS96c;
June 561+ @56}4c; July 5IAC9SSc' jas
Elm and in gaod demand; NO. white
1ic. No. . white 41Hc. Butter-Duli;
Creamery extra SlG33c; New YORK and
Bradford county, Pennsylvania extras Z!e;
40 firsts 24G25c. Eggs-Quiet; extras log
$50. Parliamentary; refined SAG
$50.
CINCINNATI, April 16. -Cotton7Flrm1
spd unchanged. Flour-Steady and good
dc mand; family 81 so; fancy 80 0O(g5 81 90
v beat-Fair demand; No. ? red 81 O6Si %:
Corn-Active and higher; No. mixed
AT 5lc. Oats Steady and fair demand NO.
mixed S5K@36c Rye-Firm snd ca
changed. Barley-Firm and unchangsd.
Pork-Dull, nominal mess at 81 w
Isrd-Hesyy; current make rs Jugs 100
Bulk Meats-Dull and dropping; SeouIu
RS csc; short rib S3Sc, Bacon-Easleri
aLo,iSsrs nc: short rib 7Isc; short clear
DC. Whisky-Steady and firm at 81 To-.
Bnuer-Firm and unchanged.
Toledo.
TOLEDO, April 16.-Whsat-Drll and low,
ar. No. / white 81 O5; No. 2 red spot 95A9
&c. Aprii 93ko; May $3.50; june 95c;
July 95Hc asked. Corn-Dull aud dfooP1
inc: high mixed sec; No 2spot and Aprl
4eTc: Nav 49He; June soc bid: OSse
Duii and nominal; No. white SSc; NO =
spot 36c; May Soc asked.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1884-04-17

CoFFEEs.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
rRATERNAL GREETINGS.
De Molay Commaudery, X. t., Carries Out n
Time Houorcd Christmas Custom.

A few years since De Molay commandery
No. 4, Knights Templar, Of this Jurisdiction,
conceived the happy idea of assembling on
Christmas day and exchanging courtesies with
Its fraters throughout the country, and more
especially With those Communicates with
which 1t was particularly intimate. Yestcr-
day they met at noon at the Harris house,
where one OF the fine parlors had been set
apart for their accommodation by the proprie.
tor, Mr. Jack Harris At the election held last
| Tuesday night all of the old officers were re.
elected except Sir Knight Harry Bowers rs
junior warden, lie having entered into the
| hotel business In New York city was compelled
to leave hero, but he did not forget his com
mandcry, for on the night of election there was
| presented 70 the commandery by him. and
sent from New York, handsome basket OF
| flowers
At the reunion yesterday there were present,
among others of De Molay, Sir Thomas Somcr-
| vile, eminent commander; Sir George A.
| Shehan, gencralissimo; Sir William $. Roose,
| treasurer; Sir X. r. Hinton, captain general
Sir T.. i, Lawson, past eminent commander OF
| No A. Sir Knights l.. Stoddard, J. V. NJ. Van
denburg. Bright and others.
ON the table In the center of the room was a
| large punch bowl. which Sir Knight Roose,
master of ceremonies took particular care to
not let become omptied, while those preferring
| something less cxhilarating found plenty 10
| lowing telegram was sent to communicates III
Portland, Boston, Providence, Philadelphia,
| Baltimore, Detroit, and other places:
Members Of De Molay now assembled send
| greetings to you, md wish you long life and
happiness, and libnto to the success and pros.
perty of the order in general.
"TH0s. SoMERvILLE, Z. c."
The replies came bac k during the afternoon,
and while being waited Tor the time was
passed In speech-making and general CONVEX.
| satiOn.
The other three Communicates of this dis.
| trict were toasted, and that TO No. | was
responded to by Col. William q. Moore, emil
| ncnt commander OF Washington No. !, who
kept the company laughing continually al
his brilliant hunlor.
The prosperity of Detroit No. and health
OF Its eminent commander, Hon. W. c. May
berry, were heartily responded TO.
Among the replies received were the follow
ing;
PHILADELPHIA. Dec. 25-DE MoLAY Con-.
MANDERY, WASHINGTON, ID. c.: Like the wise
men Of the east, We reverence the halo which
| encircles the star of earth's Saviour Peace,
plenty, and prosperity to the fraternity OF De
! Molay, WILLIAM Il. SMITH.
Mr.. Smith is mayor of Philadelphia, and a
member of De Molay commandery, No SO.
|. PORTLAND, MAiSE.-POrtland commandery
greets De Moay with merry Christmas.
! PROVIDENCE, II. I.--Spiritually and frater.
nally happy. The compliments of the season
| to you.
II was near dark before the Templars dis.
banded from their pleasant conclave, and
| when they separated II was with renewed
pledges of devotion and fidelity TO the order
aud companicnship among themselves.
|
Cut RATE Saskatchewan Bros, corner
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
Mnslinrinn Llierarr Issnclntinn,

Abncr's hall proved quite too small for the
great throng that filled It last evening, upon
the occasion of the Washington Literary Gsso
cations annual entertainment and bill. A
rich and varied programme was rendered
with the assistance of the Miss Tlllic Open.
hcimer, Matte Blout, Bertha C. Kaufman,
Mc>srs. NJ. d. Rosenberg, AdU!ph sommers,
i. Biout, ]. Norlimger NJ. i. Fuid, and 5.
lici man, NiIG Prot. STEMS orchestra was very
effectively rendered, una closed with the
iurglIUi L. farce. "Aiy Turn Next" under the
e',".eAl infringement OF NT. Myer Cohen and
win tNr following rHS;: TJrlNcum Twittcrs
O. Village Hnn,Er"ary). Nr. j. Slra,burger Tim
Bn1u ,h.s igui-Nruipl assistant, Mr.. Myur
tlbcu; iUlti Prup U' enc mcrciGl traveller, Mr.
NEiGicr Lraiis; G.tIG ,hrh.dt ar from Ban
hu?gl, ~ NJ j.. l;usctherT. Lydia (Twiiters
Wi,Gl, Miss Reuic Alicr; Gicciy (hcr niece,
Mis-, PHG!nc Baum; Peggy Clwitter's maid
sJTyuru, Ms I'm Adlcr.
Anon; tuGyc i.' S'.t were delegation from
tkc "En,"o Mons c,un ~! Baltimore. consist.
ing McS,ts. 4. iircnt, fl, strauss, NJ. Wymau,
A, kaufman, and = Ggecnbaum. The b II
which followed .br entertainment was kept
up until very late hour this morning, and was
ably managed b. the following committees
F.OOr-AllX Fischer, chairman: Mycr Cohen
\. J.. Rosenberg. 5. W, Augensteiu, NJ. Luchs,
L, Rich, mud NJ D. Rosenberg. Reception
J. Oppcuhe!m. chairman NJ. lleilbIun, D.
Stern, l.. j. bernstein, NJ. Kohner, A. SOM
mcrs, aud NJ. Tanner.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
NOTE THE REDUCED PRICES
PLUSH GOODS.

Two Leather Gases, Satin Lined, containing
Brush, Comb, and Mirror, s1.7Si reduced TO
Clio.
ono Plush Case, containing Baby's Gamers
Hair Brush and CeluloId Comb s2.25; reduced
to s1.00
Three Plush Cases, Satin Lined, with Brush
and Comb, 60. 40; reduced to $500.
Two Leather Toilet Cases, with complete
Toilet Outfit 20, 81; reduced s4.25.
Four Plush Cases, with beautiful Brush, Comb,
and Mirror, $40; reduced to s4.25. sd,
One Sup RIB Plush Case. with Toilet Articles,
$685. reduced to s5.0S.
one Embossed Plush Case, with Toilet Outfit,
very beautiful, ga: reduced to s11.4s
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

The boys at st. Joseph's Male Orphan asy.
lum put in the greater part of the day on
their large playground, finding the snow and
ice most acceptable place for sport. Their
shouts and laughter were sufficient proof of
their happy, contented spirits. There are 100
OF these little fellows Entrusted to the care Of
ten sisters, aud they manage them we'll The
system of training has become so perfect that
the labor is not so firing US might be supposed.
Mr.. W. W, Corcoran, here, like at other chart.
table institutions, provided the turxeys In
addition other friends sent In barrels Of fiour
and apples, ice cream, cake, candy, and
many thinking that the sisters knew what
was needed most, gave cash contributions.
The lads had a dinner fit for those even In at
tiuence, and 1t Is needless to say fun justice
was done IT, More than that, the supply oil
fowl has been SO bountiful that they will
probably be treated TO turkey throughout the
holiday week.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
ST. pArRrcK,s CHURCH.
II VIII BE Consecrated Next Sunday Changes
In the Proposed Programme.

The conservation of ST. patricks church,
Rev. Father Walter, pastor. wa take place
next Sunday, and promises to be most i'm
pressvc occasion. In consequence of the Sc.
we're cold weather the original programme has
undergone considerable Of change, and an.
other reason is that several Of the bishops in.
vited to be present and participate, owing to
existing previous engagements, are unable to
be present. The arrangements have not yet
been fully completed, but II Is thought viii be
IN. by the archbishop; mass ut II o'clock, Mt
which Haydn's Imperial Mass, No. 3, VIII be
sung. Bishop Keane, of Richmond, Va, Will
preach and Father Walter celebrate the mass.
Miss Lulu Boone will preside at the organ, aud
among the singers win be Messrs. KOechling,
Ryan, and Collins, and Mrs, Combs and Misses
Kate Burroughs, Nellie Turner Emma Miller,
p, M, pontiHcial vespers. There will be no
night service.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
Christmas Among the Insane.

The chapel Of 81, Elizabeth had an assem-
blago Of happy mortals last night It's Zoo
inmates and go employees, meeting to receive
the usual Christmas presents and ailcrward
whirl in the merry mazes OF the waltz, The
order, decOrim, and Joy would hardly have
been associated with our ideas OF an insane
asylum, and the hand that can and does dis
perse for the time the dark clouds from the
disordered brain must feel satisfaction
greater than any eastern potentate,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
81. Inhn,s Chureh 0rnh.n.re.

At the church orphanageo of st. Johns parish,
on Twentieth street, where some ffty.six
children are maintained by the charity fund
of the church. the little ones hung up their
stockings over night MS usual, and found in the
morning that santa Claus had filled them with
toys, sweets, and useful presents In the
morning Christmas service was held in the
chapel. An extensive addition is being built
now aud Mrs J. A. King Is having added a
large porch out Of her own means.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
AZ PrsrIdence Hospital.

The invalids at Providence hospital were
treated to IN excellent dinner yesterday, in,
GLIDING all kinds of Christmas cheer, and
their friends did not forget them. All day
long visitors rang the white bell ut the door OF
the hospital, which was opened by a sweet
faced sister. The patients that were able re-
ceiyed their friends in the reception room, but
mog OF them we're not able.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
A LIST OF OTHER VICTIMS!


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nom4
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
Grand Holiday Excursion Rates Over the Penn
sylyanla Railroad,

The usual general excursion covering the
Christmas and New Years holidays has been
ordered over the entire system of the Pennsyl.
vania railroad east of Pittsburg aud Erie. I'm.
der this arrangement excursion tickets ut
greatly reduced rates will be issued to all proni.
ncnt points On the Pennsylvania railroad system
from Washington. These excursion tickets
will DC sold December %, "a, -, 80, and 81,
1881, and January |, 1885, good for the return
trip until january 8, 1885, inclusive. The reg
ular tive-days' excursion between Wash.
be affected by this arrangement. These
excursion tickets will not permit stop.
OIL privilege, except ut Philadelphia, within
limits tickets being valid only on continuous
connecting trains. For information concern
ing rates apply 10 ticket offices, Thirteenth
street ana Pennsylvania avenue and Baltimore
and Potomac railroad station.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

"ALpERNEY DAIRY WAGONS" Fresh Alder
ney butter churned every morning, and deliv-
cred in = pound WARD prints, at i5c. per
pound. Also cottage cheese, DC. per ball but.
termilk, DC. per quart and sweet milk at &c.
per quart.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

A CARp.-To all who are suffering from the
errors aud indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &C.,
will send II recipe that Will cure you, free of
charge This great remedy was discovered by
n missionary In South America. Send self
addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph L. In.
man, Station D., New York city.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

Do NOT for moment let your confidence
Of mistake; Therefore, lie happy by securing u
bottle OF DR.. Bulls Cough syrup, and you can
successfully fight of any cough or cold how
oyer severe
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

MRs. JAS. L. NORRIS. wife of the prominent
patent attorney, No. 331 C street northwest has
seud Lipps's Premium Soap for a number Of
years. she would not use any other, as she
considers IL "the best soap In the market"
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

AT st. Roses House of Industry, in charge Of
the Sisters of Charity, where forty.four girls
are cared for and instructed in drcssmaking, a
huge Christmas tree had been decorated and
Santa Claus was impersonated by one of the
inmates. The girls all received useful pres
ents of clothing, &c. and were treated to a
royal Christmas dinner. Among the generous
donors who remembered their little proteges
were Messrs W. W. Corcorau. A. A. Wilson,
Sewing Il Clark, Prof. DE Smedt, Neumcstcr,
Hill. lehman, Mrs. Brien, Mrs. Redfern, and
others.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

The first Of the y, NJ. c. A. lecture course
will take place on Monday evening next, at
the Congregational church, when Rev. W. A.
BARTLETT d. D. will deliver his famous lee.
turc entitled Boys" In which he became 40
happily known throughout the country pre-
yiolls to his pastOrate at the New York Avenue
is humorous ana instructive, and entertaining
alike TO old and young. Tickets may be had
at Ellls's music store or the rooms Of the
association.
ItUT RATE SALE--soe our $40 overcoats; the
price must sell and will sell them. Eiseman
Bros, corner Seventh and u.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

ssper gallon, 10 cents quart bottle. No.
Rye Whisky, best In tho world for the money
at MCGee's. Ninth, near ID.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
Survivors From the Slaughter!

The Palais Royal looks empty and WONDER had
Christmas The survivors be sacrificed below
We shall be open Christmas Day until o'clock accommodate
patrons
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

At Cost PRICE-Fine stock OF shoes and
CATERS TO be closed out at II sacrifice. J. j,
Georges, 1908 II street northwest.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

THE Rowland Dental Association No. 211
Four-and.a-half street northwest, three doors
north of Pennsylvania avenue, do all kinds Of
Dental Work. All work warranted frst-class
Have administered nitrous oxide to over 900
persons. Fine gold and analgam filings in.
serted in the best manner.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

CUT RATE SALE.-A special department ar
ranged for the SO suits and overcoats. Else
man Bros, corner seventh and L.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

CIT RATE SALE.-Sce Our $40 suits: the price
must and will sell them. Eisenian Bros, cor.
nCr seventh and L.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
ST. Joseph's Orphan Asylum.

CUT RATE sALE,-Eiseman Bros, corner
Seventh and L.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26
st. Roses House OF Industry.

CuT RATE Saskatchewan Bros, corner
Seventh and L,
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1884-12-26

PURE Old Rye and Bourbon WHi,kies and
fine assortment fbottlcd goous. JAMES THARP
SIS l. street northwest
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DEATH OF A FEDERAL OFFICER.
vnder the Roof of a Man he had made
Feel the Cruelty Of War.


Trinity, Tex JAN l2'--somc strange
Facts have recently come to light In TINS
section Oh the country
ln looi' jn-t twenty years ago. there
was eoin"and'hs a regiment IN sherman .
army certain j. o. McCollosh' rms
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TnE DEAcoS's NosE.-There lives
in a certain country village a deacon
whose nasal organ is of unusually
large Dimensions and bold curve. A
few days ago said deacon tell and pref
~ considerably damaged the catane-
ousconnection ofthe prominent feature
mentioned. Passing into drug store,
no applied some plaster to the wound.
On the following Sunday, whilo engage
in the laudablo occupation of passing
the hat around for stamps, the plaster
fell oil, The rest Of the story will DO
told in the following words;
"While On unfortunate sinner was
feeling FOX donation, the deacon
made a hasty dive for small white
object on tho carpet on tho aisle, which
no imagined was tho desired plaster,
and speedily placed it on the end of
HE nasal organ. He had scarcely
done 40, however, when, TO his aston
ishmen, several young ladies seated in
the pew before him crowded their
hanNerchiels into their mouths to re-
strain their laughter lie only discov-
cred the reason Of this unexpeeed ao-
ton on their part when he remo'ed
the plaster, which he found, upon ex-
animation, the label nom a cotton
spool, fron' which stood prominently
forth the magical words, Warranted
200 yasds.m
The nosc is not quite this length.