The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1884-06-21
Cure for Dyspepsia.
A trim person-The milliner.

trim person-The millner.
Where to go when short of money-Go to work
| Sponge cake Is a cake that is made with Dor
rowed eggs.-New York Graphic.
| Now, Nellie, tell me who this gentle
man is? Nelie-That amt no genleman-that's
pa.
"what is syntaxP' asked the teacher a sa-
| loon license is sin tax" shouted the son of a
! prohibitionst
| At the BARRIERS "Is this the same razor / had
| Yesterday Certainly sir Then bring me the
! chloroform'
/ What are the pauscs?' asked the teacher of the
primary class. Things that grow on cats" pip
1 ed the small boy at the foot.
A person was boasting that he had never spol,-
en- The truth. "Then added another you have
row done it for the first time"
''What is a lake, asked the teacher. bright
little IRISH boy raised his hand well, Mickey,
what is it' sure it's n hole in the kettle num- y
Can man marry a deceased wfes sisters in
any part of Ameriea?-Not unless the sister is
willing, and general thing she isn't. She
knows him too well.
Il have no wealth." she said; II can give YOU
only my hand and heart" And then he thought
that if her heart was as big her hand he was
indeed wealthy.
Mary Ellen Chase says there will be three wo-
men to man in heaven. We know who the
man is likely to be. but for the life of us can't
place the three women.-Peoria Transcript.
Fargo young lady named Rouse,
Caught a glimpse of poor lille mouse,
And the scream that she scrome,
Shattered Heavens blue dome
And bulged out the walls Of the house
4 curious husband once asked his wife, MY
dear, what kind of a stone do yon think they will
give me when am gomez" birthstone, John, y
the afectionate reply.
A boy writes to paper that his father has chit
upon an important subject and hit hard From
this it is inferred that the old gentleman has
been sesortng to corporal punishment.
"Why didn't so to her assistance" said the
man who staid in bed while his wife laid out Il
burglar. Young man, I've had number oftus-
sizes with the old gal, and knew that burglar
had trouble enough without my giving him
any"
NO said druggist, there is not such an
awful profit in glass of soda water You see the
wear and tear on the glass amounts to some
thing"
A Quaker's advice to his son on his wedding
day: "When thee went counting told thee to
keep thy eyes vide open. Now that thee is mar
ried tell thee TO keep them half shut
Little Aggie's sister had invited her young man
to tea. There was lull in the conversation,
which was broken by the inquisitive Aggie
Papa is dose fedders obcr Mr. Wobinson mouf?'
The Shoe and Leather Reporter has made the
painful discovery that very few brass bands can
play as many airs a drum major puts On.
yes" sighed old Mrs. Cumbo, that accident
was horrible When / read about it, it exagger-
ated me so that 1 couldn't decompose myself for
several hours."-N. y. Mail.
Pomp: cur can you tell me the difference be-
tween an accident ana misfortune? Cuff: Gives
itup, Pomp. Can you?' "Pomp; If you should
fall into the ribbcr. that would be an accident:
if somebody should pull you out. that would be
Il misfortune
Nine D'Archy-"Why do you weep my poor
woman Weeping wontan-"My son has just
been hung" Nine. Darcy" Happy mother!'
Weeping Happy" Nine. DArcy--Yes
Ny son is alive, but he is dude. Philadelphia
Call.
An old German merchant in the city was in
formed that lady had called to see him in his
absence. "a lady" he unused aloud-"a lady!'
Upon accurate description being given he
suddenly frightened up and added, On, dot as
no lady! dot vas my Vie.
Il havc:.'t got any case" said the client but /
have money. How much asked the laWyCF.
Fifty thousand dollars was the reply. "Phcw.
You have got the best ease ever heard Of I'll
see that you never % to prison with that sum,
said the attorney, chcerfully. and the dida't
he went there broke. Chicago Herald.