The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1884-01-03

Mo-llu IN z llLANA
Rips Btrawbsrries IN Florida, bot
the poor fellows down there don't
know the taste Of a Tom and jerry.
John g. SAKE is growing weaker,
and is not expected 70 I've much
longer.
London has zoo, 900 houses Snd
nearly 6,0o0,o0o inhabitants - about
seven hundred peopie % each house.
John Mccarthy Scully. the well
known Irish nationalist, died sudden
y IN New York Of heart disease.
The taller, brsader and stronger the
man, and the smaller and weaker the
woman, the more the husband is hem
peeked.
A man must be very much elevated
when be talks down his bootleg for
half an hour mistaking Il for n teie-
phone.
The art Of story telling ls e lne one.
The artist must have a good memory,
and the judgment 70 spice his lying
with grains Of truth.
Glucose for candles, ices, etc, can be
made from old shirts and socks. It is
made IN large quantities from miscel-
laneous old rags in Germany.
There is no truth In the report, ac-
cording 10 the London Ti1fth, that the
Prince Of Wales has recently pur-
chased q vast tract Of land near Kan
sas City.
The Boston Globe arguing from facts
as they exist IN Boston, says: Knee
breeches will not be popular until
America stops raising 80 many spin
die-shanked men,"
Hand painted suspenders are now
worn but lots Of men will continue
TO hold up their pants, with leath-
er belt fastened with q shingle nall
Philadelphia RroRikle-H Herald.
The New York Morning Journal
notices q new paper shirt-bOsom,
which consist Of six layers, the top
one 70 be torn of when sOiled. With
good care on Of these pads will last
weeks.
And what should Mr.. TennysOn do
with q peerage When Charles Dick
ems refused that honor it was felt that
be had merely declined what would
have been not merely an unpopular
honor, but a compromising One.-N0t0
York Tribune.
The marriage Of a wealthy China
man at Portland, Oregon, was eele-
brated with feasting and fireworks.
With the common run Of marriages
at Portland, the fireworks are dis
played some time after the wedding
ceremonies occur.
The composer who writes a song
entitled whats the Size Of Your
Fathers Boot?n should follow it with
q dirge called, "He Has No Music In
His Sole" Thus, he will be enabled
70 make both ends meet.-Terds SIT
ings.
Cincinnati Saturday Night: A
Kentucky blue grass belle says that
for her part she hasn't the slightest
curiOusity to hear Mr.. Arnold lecture,
Is she doesn't see how the traitor can
have face to stand up before the Amer
lean people.
Don Miguel, who was the first Eng
disappearing settler in California,
went there In 1917. He Is now over
50 years old, and lives in Los Angeles,
where he and his wife are surrounded
by their grandchildren and great
grandchildren.
Lager beer, which thirty years ago
was neutrality-suspicious. Ia this cOun-
try, is now made by $500 immense
establishments, with over $50, 900, 600
Of capital invested. The value Of this
production each year Is over 500, ,OOO,- |
900.
The editor Of the Omaha morning
daily, which tissues every day In the
year, writes 1--WE are coming to !
the conclusion that 3 morning news
pader man Is not q person. He has no
right to celebrate on holidays OF to
worship on Sundays"
"Three years elapse before the |
heroine again appears" read a cOun- |
trymRn between the acts IN one Of |
the I'D town theaters at a recent mat |
inee, and rising and yaWning, he put |
on his coat and started out, saying |
81 don't believe l have time 10 wait"
Thomas Holloway, the millionaire |
manufacturer Of pills, whose immense /
warehouse Is one Of the sights Of Lon |
don, is dead. He was 81 years old, |
and was a man Of great liberality. |
One Of his latest acts Of charity was a |
gift OF f5OO,OOO to the hospitals Of |
London.
Mrs. Brewster, the attorney gener- |
ais wife, Is the beauty Of the cabinet |
families She is of medium height |
with q well rounded figure. Her COM |
plexiOn Is fresh and rosy, adding TO |
the natural sparkle Of her bright |
brown eyes. Her hair Is nearly white |
and she wears Il In Montague eurls |
about her face.
A member Of the New York Pho |
netic Club writes to this able and in /
fiuential paper, asking US to "drOp the /
final ne in words so ending, and spell i
dialog, epilog, etc.n Well, we kick. |
We are willing to drop the ne to q
limited extent, but when the New /
York language club asks us to spell /
glue 81 we prOtest-BlThngt0n HdlUk-
eye.
The property Of Trinity church,
New York, Is valued at S84. 0O0, 900,
and comprises eight or nine acres In
tht heart Of the city, and several
thousand acres along the Hudson
River. IL is q very tempting little
fortune and the Edwards family, OF
Mason county, W. Va, want It. They
have sent a lawyer, to New York to
make the claim
United States senator Wade Hamp-
ton, OF South Carolina, Is not hand
some, but good looking. He has not
attempted TO replace the leg he lost
since the war. He walks with the as
sistance Of a crutch or cane. He does
not look unlike the dead Burnside, ex-
eept that his head is not 20 large and
that his whiskers are Of a'diflerent
tinted gray. He is q graceful speaker
and pleasant companion.
A delegation Of twelve or fifteen
members OF the Swedish Colonization
Society, Of Rock Island, Illinois, will
be out this way within q few days.
A representative Of the Santa Fe
Land Department has been interest
ing these people on the subject Of
sorghum aud sugar industry OF Kan
sas, and, prompted by the success Of |
their friends In Mcpherson county,
they are Induced 70 eOme.-70peka
Commonwealth.
There will be q hot fight over the
senatorship In Colorado next winter.
Senator Hills term viii expire March
4. 1885. He will OF course be a candi-
date for reelection. His leading Op-
ponents will be Senator J. B. Chat
fee, Ex-Governor R0utt and State
Senator VIM. A. Hamill. All are
very wealthy men, and will spend q
good deal Of money 10 advance their
respective Interests.
Prince Bismarck no longer counts
among the heavy weights. DIR.
SchweDnlnger. bnt recentiV q pFofeF-